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Speaker: what's going on everybody welcome to nonsensical nonsense we got jeff in the building we got john stewart aka the green lantern in the building he's taking tony's place apparently
Speaker: And I'm Glick. You know who I am. You should know who I am. I'm the champ. I noticed you're talking very quietly. I have been talking very quietly. Make you want to kick a fat kid at Kmart, boy. Let me tell you. You know, I have been talking quiet a lot lately for the last couple months, but I can't help the flag.
Speaker: that I live next door to Snowflake, Gen Z, whatever you want to call them, to get their panties in a twist if you fart the wrong way. We were talking about this before the show. You know, I get it.
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Speaker: Go ahead. I'll say bang. I won't do anything. Welcome to nonsensical nonsense guys. And if you've ever wondered why we call this nonsensical nonsense, that's why. Because Jeff and I are nonsensical nonsense. We are idiots. Speaking of that. I'm actually trying to get my name changed. I'm going to be nonsensical. He's going to be nonsensical.
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Speaker: No, but what do I say? I get that it's the first time living in an apartment. Now 90 % of the time, I remember when I moved in my first apartment, I had a neighbor below me and apparently I have heavy feet.
Speaker: for 120 pound kid at the time, I was like, I apparently have heavy feet. Oh, you'd be surprised. I get it. We've talked about how loud my girls are, and I'm three times their size, and I walk through this bitch like our old apartment, not so much here because we have first, second floor. We're in a townhouse now compared to an apartment.
Speaker: And I would walk through that bitch like a fucking ninja. You didn't hit my big ass. And that's how I used to walk through my apartment. But what I'm saying is usually it's the tenant that's had multiple apartments, maybe just moved in there because of some reason that they've got divorce or whatever.
Speaker: and they've had neighbors before, they're usually the ones complaining. Like, as yourself, how many apartments have you had since you moved out at 18? You've had like 120? Oh, no, no, no. I've only had... I've probably had 10 apartments. I've had about 20. I don't move around a lot.
Speaker: I've had about 20 since I, since I moved out at 18, but I've had a couple of houses, but I don't, I generally try not to move a lot. I don't like moving. I don't either. So I mean, the, the, the only reason I've had so many is because down here, I kept slowly upgrading my neighborhood. Well, and that's the thing. I mean, the old apartment.
Speaker: We just outgrew it at the end of the day. We just got through it. I not had to come back to Ohio. I would have lived in my house that I had in Charleston the rest of my life or until I sold it and upgraded it. But I mean, that house was huge. And it was in a nice neighborhood. It was in a nice part of town. And that was only getting better. So I would have probably bought that house. Well, I was buying that house. There's no problem about it. I was in the process of buying it before I came back home.
Speaker: Uh, and then live there for 10, 15 years and fucking quadruple my money more than likely. Oh, 100%. Just because of the way the neighborhood, I mean, that's basically what I'm doing with this house. This is really, I'm doing all the upgrades to it. And then when I build the new house, this one's going to get, well, actually I'm going to probably rent this one out, but whatever. But, you know, like I said, I get that they're new and they're obviously pretty bold to be banging on someone your size is wall.
Speaker: I mean, you know, like we've said millions of times on here, we've known each other, what, 30 something years? About 25 years, calm down. We're not that old yet. Stop aging us, God damn it. I fucking feel it, and let me tell you. But, you know. What's going on, Amanda? I saw something, and we were talking before the show about that I just watched the new Chris Rock special, which I find hilarious.
Speaker: And he does mention in the special, he says at the very beginning, he says, people complain that words hurt. Anybody that has, and he says, and I will quote, he says, anybody, well, I have to quote. You can't quote. I can't quote him, but I will quote what he said. I will paraphrase. Anybody that says words hurt have never been punched in the face.
Speaker: Well, and that's this new generation. Exactly. They don't understand. Sometimes they just need a good punch in the face. I'm just saying. They don't understand. I'm giving you suggestive ideas here, Chris. Well, I'm also not trying to be as much as I want to. Peer pressure, Chris. Feed into my peer pressure. Punch that mother in the face. As live on the show.
Speaker: as much as I would like to go there and knock on the door and be like, hi, I'm Chris.
Speaker: I'm trying to I'm in construction. I'll rebuild that wall, but I will cool aid man that shit first.
Speaker: But it's just like this, this, this younger generation has no fear of consequences because they've hit behind a cell phone or a keyboard or, you know, it'll back. I can't remember who it was. Somebody said it.
Speaker: But back in our day, when we was growing up, when we were kids, we was on the playground talking that bullshit. Oh, yeah. And then the next thing you know, you got flooded to the face. I actually remember, I think I was in seventh grade, I made a joke about a guy. And I made the joke that the only, and I put, I'll say it, I'll tell you the joke. It was the only pussy he knows is a bag of gel with the rubber band around it.
Speaker: and this motherfucker came running across the gym and tackled my ass and took the gym teacher we had this giant gym teacher in junior high lifted us both off the ground and carried us to the fucking principal's office for fighting
Speaker: And by the next day, we were cool. And to this day, his wife and I shoot messages back and forth on TikTok all the time. We'll send each other TikTok videos. Yeah, well, it's the Pussification of America. Well, no, that's the thing. And that's why I went there.
Speaker: like the ladies of the office, they both know me enough and they know that I'm trying not to be a dick and I'm trying not to be allowed, not done things to remedy the situation. But in shout out to our office staff, they're pretty cool over here, so. But I get what, I understand what the office lady said. You're kind of an intimidating guy until you get to know you. But once again, I don't think your neighbors have seen you.
Speaker: Then they they can't do math or something because if I see your giant Sasquatch of an ass walking through the fucking Courtyard, I'm like wait, that's the guy I'm bang on his wall. Well, I'm gonna stop doing that. Well, and that's the thing Yeah, the only reason they're slamming on the wall like they are is because they have intent to and
Speaker: deal with any form of consequences and everything like that. Now, I went over there and beat on their door the first time they did it and put the fear of God in them. They would have never done it again. Oh yeah. But I'm also trying not to be that. Well, you don't want to be that guy either. As Tony D would say, I'm trying not to be a knucklehead. Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I hear you over there munching on chips, Tony. Oh. Mm hmm. But Tony's getting his eyes ripped.
Speaker: You sounded like shit, Tony. I mean, life savings. Yeah. Maybe just because you had a life saver in your mouth that you sounded like shit. But no, I mean, so, but yeah, like I said, you know, the office, the office wasn't, I was not making fun of you. I was sticking up. I was saying like, it sounded like you were eating chips, but it was always the wrapper of your life saver. Monday, Tony and I were, I almost did a half hour show. Had Tony not showed up, I was ending the show.
Speaker: I felt like ass. My back's out, my shoulders out. I went and bought a new TENS unit yesterday. Nice. Oh my God. Yes. Oh my God. I bought the TENS unit. It's the electrical pulsating massages. Okay, okay, okay. It's got an app for your phone. So that's how you control it. Nice. It's got nine different settings on it.
Speaker: Nice, so the last thing I need is another app for my phone, but okay. And one of the settings on it is cupping. You know where they put those cups on your - Oh yeah, like the suction cup kind of thing. Oh my God. Really? When you crank it all the way up, it goes all the way up to nine. When you put it on nine, I had it on my shoulder and it starts out slow. It's like almost like the suction. Okay. And then it releases and dude, it was shaking the whole couch and my arm was going,
Speaker: But it was heaven on earth. Like, I could have grabbed my pecker and had like an automated workout. I went on. I was going to say, that sounds like a dangerous toy because I was like, they don't have suckstart of Harley on here, do they?
Speaker: My wife's been gone a while. Forgive me. But I had it on my back. My back feels felt a little bit better. My shoulder, it's still, I'm getting mobility back in my arm before I can only lift my arm up like right here. Right. Now I'm getting a, you know, I can kind of. Yeah, it still hurts a little bit, but yeah.
Speaker: Did you see that guy? There's a guy on TikTok. He's got one of those massagers that looks like a gun and it just all sings back and forth. That's what it's called. And he's doing his tricep and he hits his tricep puzzle and his arms change out and smacks the fridge so hard he damn near knocks the fridge over. I seen the guy who hit his funny bone and then like his arms jerked and he crushed his hand right on the corner of the bathroom can. But he was trying to find the
Speaker: That's like that dude playing with a taser and then testing it on his watch band. And then wondering why he got shocked. Have you not seen the video of the guy that was playing with the taser and had the spoon in his mouth and then just hit the end of the spoon? He's like, I wonder if this works.
Speaker: By the way, I'm so sick of that fucking song. And I actually played the game.
Speaker: I don't know if you've played that game dumb ways to die, but holy shit. I've been in construction for 30 years. Every day of my life was played dumb ways to die. There's an app for your phone called dumb ways to die and basically you play a blob and you literally have to sneak past a bear without waking it up. And if you go too fast, the bear wakes up and eats you.
Speaker: You're like, you're pulling toast out of a toaster with a fork. It's so stupid. Not like I said, we're in a construction. We play that game in real life every day. If I take this electric wire and I run it into the plumbing. Yeah. And then I'm taking this. How many breakers can we blow in one shot?
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Speaker: You know, just to make sure that your electrical is correct. Yeah. So, you know, this breaker goes to the living room or whatever when you're building a house. They have a new thing where you plug in a, it's like a, looks like a phone charger. You're talking about the tracer? Yeah. And it shows you. Yep. It's working. You know, you know, one person now, which is kind of cool. The way we used to do it was lights.
Speaker: You plug in a light bulb or a drill. Just take a screwdriver and jam it into the side. That too. Yeah. Tell me if this shocks you. Well, you have a screwdriver that has the rubber handle, so you're grounded out. You just jam it in there. It pops the point and then you see which one popped. That one worked. I started watching this. There's a Facebook. Have you ever built a house? There's a Facebook page called Not My Job.
Speaker: Have you seen this? No, I need to join that. Oh, my God. It's so funny. It's like it's tradesmen like yourself and they and it's literally they they walk around with their camera on and like so the the paint guy was here and he painted the walls and there's like a a little piece of wood laying up against the wall and they painted around it as opposed to moving it. It's like, not my job. It's like, really?
Speaker: I'm doing good, Amanda. I'm sorry. I'm coming on camera in a second, y 'all. I just got to wake my ass up. I'm Christie Mitchell. What's going on? Glick, you bastard, Jeff, you motherfucker. Everybody else out there, how y 'all doing? Oh, before we get too far in the show, I should have told you this Monday, but I want to...
Speaker: I was going to put it on, but it's really hot in the house. Uh, Jeff, you weren't there for smoke show. Uh, miss, miss Kimmy Kelly, or she makes, she makes like shirts and hoodies and stuff. Right. And when we were on smoke show, it was star child's birthday and she was wearing a hoodie that Kimmy had made her and I'd made a comment. Oh, I'd like to get one of those. I want, you know, and kind of told her what I wanted so that we started following each other on Instagram. So we've been chit chatting. She made me a hoodie.
Speaker: on the back. Oh, quick thirteen on the back. Nice. What? The coup de gras. The sleeve. Yes, the resistance. The the the sleeves. Nice. Nonsense to go on one sleeve. Nonsense on the other. Nonsense on the other. Nice. I like that. So, shout out to Kimmy. She did an
Speaker: Yeah, shout out to Kimmy Colley. I love it. I was talking to her actually Monday, because I got it Monday. But then after the show and everything, I was talking to her and told her, you know, she messaged, she beat me to it. I was literally getting ready to message it. And she messaged me and she's like, did you get it? Literally beat me to it. I do that. I do that a lot at work. We, we, we, we chat all day long on, on WhatsApp and somebody will message something like, Oh, you were two seconds faster than me.
Speaker: So anybody who wants any shirts or hoodies or whatever like that, let us let one of us know whether one of our various forms of social media, nonsensical nonsense podcast across the board or separately. And we'll get you in touch with Kim in college. She does amazing work. We actually she messaged me and I was like and ask if it got here. So that's here. I fucking love it. Unfortunately, it's been nice. It was like 70 degrees Monday and then it was supposed to be cool this week and it's been a little bit warmer.
Speaker: So I was like, all right, I want to wear it, but I don't want to sweat my ass off in it. But no, it's awesome. Well worth the money. Huge shout out and a huge thank you to Kim and Kylie for that. I love it. I'm going to wear the hell out of it, just so you know. Speaking of t -shirts being made and stuff, have you seen that digital printer?
Speaker: It looks like a price gun, but you drag it across any material, and it'll print out what you want. Nice. And I saw it on TikTok when TikTok first started, you know? And it's mainly for boxes. So I was like, you know what? That'd be cool, because then I can like, literally, if I have a t -shirt, I can put my name on it, or I can put, you know, something full of fun. I checked on the price of those things. They're four grand. I'm out. I don't want to know.
Speaker: If I had the room for one, and I had the room for an area, I'm half tempted to go buy me a printer. Like a T -shirt printer? Oh, the iron -on? Yeah. I mean, that's what that is. They're not that big. They're not that big. I just don't have...
Speaker: and I'll have it root for it. And I don't have anywhere to put it right now. Because I would have it set up on a table and stuff so that I would be able to put shirts on. Just to rock one out. Yeah, just rock them out. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. The mug ones are pretty cheap too. Where are you going to make mugs?
Speaker: the oh yeah it looks like a little it looks like a one of those cuffs where you check your blood pressure but you set a mug in it and and put the the transfer paper on it and then turn it on and then it prints it out that reminds me i need to reach out to tj and see if she's still friends with the lady who made me i was i was telling nicky i'm gonna have all this one -off nonsensical nonsense stuff that i made for me personally you know that eventually
Speaker: When, when, when we get bigger, I want to start. We're Joe Rogan famous. We can sell for a hundred million dollars a pop. Yeah. No, Jeff.
Speaker: that I was going to eventually use this stuff and steal a word from Kevin Holly. Swag packs, only our swag packs will be real. Like giveaways, like we get to a point where we could like do games or something.
Speaker: have enough interaction in the chatter's box where we can get the chatter's box involved we can we can pick somebody from the chatter chatter's box to play for and then have somebody come up in here and do like trivia or something like that something right understand but then like all this one -off stuff like the hats and the shirts and the you know because I've got got one or two nonsensical nonsense shirts in the one uh but then like
Speaker: you know, all the, cause there's other things that I'm looking at buying. Uh, just because I want to get one of those crickets, you know, I'm trying to, trying to, when I'm out and about, uh, still promote and represent the show. That's why I wanted the hoodie the way I wanted it so that, you know, your arms out the car. Yeah. I just walk around like this all the time. I have some trivia for you gentlemen, since you're such big wrestling fans. Go for it.
Speaker: What are the three wrestlers that actually use their real names? Good question. Ever or currently? Well, I don't know. I literally, somebody just mentioned it on TikTok and I was like, that's actually good for the boys. They would actually get that. So. Chiba Avia, The Rock's father.
Speaker: He's not on that list, but I'll give you all here. Here we go. Give me a couple shout outs. What do you think? I wanted to know. I wanted to know if it was current or like all time. Well, one of one of them I actually know. I'll give you that hint. Well, I know Hogan's name is Terry Vallejo. Macho man was. Popo.
Speaker: Shawn Michaels, that's not his real name. Triple H is not his real name. His name is. I think Bret Hart, his name is real. He's a Jeff. I'm I'm I'm waiting. Terry Terry Funk. Well, there would be there would be more than that because didn't. Mick Foley. Shit. The there was the Von Eric's wasn't that their real name. There was a lot of parents. Yeah, I'll I'll actually play you boys the rest of this clip.
Speaker: Well, let's say that you know that only three WWE wrestlers use the real name is John Cena, Mark Henry and Brock Lesnar. Are you serious? That's it. That's the answer. Wow. So, you know, that's that's the guy that's always like, Hey, did you know he's always I actually follow him. He's actually kind of funny. He's actually kind of informative. So his name's Justin Danger. None. Nonely. Well,
Speaker: I know who that is. Yeah. But yeah, that's, you know, and now, once again, it's TikTok, so it might be wrong. But I thought that was kind of interesting. You guys are kind of real into the whole wrestling thing, which reminds me every day that you're 12. Easy. Yeah, I was going to say. Sorry, 13. Because I just did a real quick Google here. Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker: 10 current, this is 10 current WWE superstar. We got a top 10 tonight. Look at that. Who used their real names and 10 fake. Now these are all current roster. And that's why I asked the question currently, because I knew there was more than three, because a lot of wrestlers
Speaker: When they wrestle in WWE, especially WWE, Vince McMahon owns the rights to their names. Even John Cena, that's his real name. WWE owns the right to his name. So when he's in a movie, and he's doing all these Hollywood movies now, WWE gets a cut. But he's gone on record, and he's been asked multiple times in interviews,
Speaker: takes a cut and he said, absolutely not. Vince McMahon, seen a young whippersnapper and it took a chance. You know, see this young kid who was eager and green as hell and made me the face. He turned me into a superstar and made me the face of a company for 20 years. He was like, so they can have their cut. But yeah, great.
Speaker: Is it a fair cut of the question? I'm sure it is. I think it's like 2 % or something like that. You got 10 who use their real name currently. Shinsuke Nakamura. That's his real name. AJ Styles is a fake name. His real name is Alan Jones. That's AJ. Mickey James. Her real name is Mickey James. That's her wrestling name. Charlotte Flair.
Speaker: I got an idea. I got 20 of them and they're all mixed up. Yeah, we can kind of decide if they're they're real or fake. Real or fake. Yeah. So, Charlotte Flair, real or fake? I'm gonna say fake. I'm gonna say real. Jeff, you would be correct. Her actual, her actual, her name is Ashley and it might be pronounced Flair.
Speaker: Uh -huh. But it's German, I'm assuming. It's F -L -I -E -H -R. Very German. Yeah. Probably two dots over to you or something. All right. I'm wiggling up for this shit, Jesus. And a Hale Hitler. Maria Kanellis, real name or fake name? Well, that's real name. That's a real name. Yep, that's her real name.
Speaker: Because who would actually choose that as a real fake name? It's my thought behind it. It's too complicated. Tommaso Ciampa. I think this is real name. I'm going to go real. Half right. His name is Tommaso Whitney. Oh, well, there you go. Half credit. Half credit for both of you.
Speaker: Johnny Gargano. Real name. Oh, that's fake as fuck. That's fake as fuck. I think it's real. I think it's real. This is real name. Johnny Gargano, a Cleveland, Ohio native. Yeah. Real name. Yeah. David Jeffery, our country school. Yeah, well, Adam Cole, Bay Bay. This is real name. Nah, I'm going to say this is stage name. Sort of sweet space.
Speaker: Jeff, you'd be correct. His actual name is Austin Jenkins. Yeah, no one wants Paul Jenkins on stage. Because I can make fun of that. I'm sure I could. Drew Gulak, real name, fake name. That's a real name. That is his real name. Baron Corbin, real name, fake name.
Speaker: Baron, Corbin, Corbin, Corwin. Corbin, C -O -R -B -I -N. Corbin. Uh, real name. What'd you say, Tony D. Reel? I think it's Reel, yes. Uh, you would both be wrong. His actual name, and thank God they changed it. His actual name is...
Speaker: Thomas. Pest. Pestock. Yeah, I could definitely not find that. Yeah, nobody wants to find that. He can fight. Yeah, but I would still make fun of his name. Yeah, he's a good fighter. That dude. It's like to be the keyboard warriors. He's an ass, but he's one of them. Cesar. Banani. That is probably his real name because Cesar was the. Banani. That's not Cesar.
Speaker: It isn't? No. No shit. Okay, go for it. I'm going to say real name. Cesar Banani? That's his real name. He's a wrestler out of Brazil. I'll see. I'll make plans. He transitioned from pro soccer to pro wrestling. He's now, he's part of NXT, which is kind of their developmental brand. Okay. Right. We got,
Speaker: One and only KO. Fight Kevin, fight Kevin Owens. I love that motherfucker. Let's fight them. It's too easy. You guys get partial credit. So Ken is his first name? Kevin Steen is his real name.
Speaker: He's like this generation's stone cold, but he doesn't get the same push as that stone cold had
Speaker: Don't over fucking everywhere when he was coming up. Yeah, Kevin Kevin Owens is like the every man. He's not big and ripped He's actually kind of a fat guy It looks like me He moves like a small like he moves like a little dude Yeah, he's all over the place. What's the chick that was in that?
Speaker: uh fighting with my family that that movie about wrestling uh damn it what was her name she was she made all the home videos with all the wrestlers
Speaker: Uh -huh. She's an AEW now. Her name's like Sarita, an AEW or something like that. Yeah, her real name's like, she's very, very, very, very, very, very, very British. Yeah, yeah, she came from a wrestling family. So we got... Nick Frost played her dad. That's why I watch the movie. Yeah. So, uh, so here we go. Next, next up on here, I got, we got like seven more of these. Real or fake name? Keith Lee. Real. Oh, that's fake.
Speaker: Tony D is right. It's his real name. So this just blows your TikTok video clean out of the water. Obviously, obviously. Big name, real name. This is cool. This should be a cool, this should be a segment. A nice little segment. Yeah. Yeah. We should take turns where everybody gets to find it. Is it real or fake? What's that? What's that? The videos? Is it real or cake?
Speaker: Everybody finds something a lot and Gloot finds out, no, you're wrong. Yeah, I mean, Mr. Fact Check over here, Jesus. He's like, by the way, fuck your new check on video. Well, that was interesting. I just said that. Obviously, it was very interesting. I'm saying it's not interesting. It's very interesting. We're on the subject right now. Which is why I literally saw it during the interview. I knew that there was way more than only three. I assume this was.
Speaker: That's why I had to. Anyways, back on the list, fake name, real name wrestler, Bobby Lashley. Real? Mm, Lashley? I'm gonna say real. Yeah, why not? Bobby Lashley. Well, I can only give you guys half credit. His actual name is Franklin Lashley. No shit. And Jeff, you won't make fun of him. No, you won't. You won't. I'll make fun of anybody. I can do this. Well, they're gonna come all the way down to Cancun. Come on. I mean, he's got the money for it.
Speaker: Yeah, but I got a gate and Cartel members live right next door. He will eat your gate and then spit the gate parts out his bullets at the Cartel members across the street. That's one less thing I got to worry about. I'll blame it on that. It was them. He is a mountain of a man. He is a mountain of a man. He makes, you know, you know, you know who Brock Lesnar is, right? I heard the name. I know that name. Hold on. Let me look it up.
Speaker: We'll just look up Bobby Lashley so you know what he looks like. Bobby Lashley. I was gonna say, he's one of the very.
Speaker: One of the very few men on the planet that can stand toe to toe and look equally to Brock Lesnar. Jesus, he's a big boy. I still make fun of him. I bet y 'all won't run him. I bet you won't. I bet y 'all try. I won't have to. I'll blame you and call it a day. Like it was Tony D. He made me do it.
Speaker: I got a couple more here for you guys. Real name, fake name, WWE current roster. Noem Dar. That's real. That's a real name. That is 100 % real. This motherfucker started in the indie circuit. He's out of obviously he's out of the UK. He started in the indie circuit when he was 15. He's only 25 now. He's a young cat.
Speaker: He he's 25 years old. He he's already a veteran of the ring at this point. So yeah, but that's it's also one of those games where you know, much like football, you gotta. There's a finite area where you can play the game.
Speaker: Yeah, there's wrestlers. Ric Flair's like 930 times. I get that. But in generally speaking, of course, there's always going to be exceptions to the rule. But in generally speaking, like baseball, you can only throw 100 miles an hour so many times, and then you can't do it anymore.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. All right. So we got a fake name, real name, real name, fake name. That's my knowledge of sports. Drew McIntyre. Real. Oh, that's what it is. The Scottish psychopath. Real. That's a big bastard. He is a big son of a bitch too. Okay, so he's going off the, his stick is that he's Scottish. I'm gonna say fake. He really is Scottish.
Speaker: No, I know, but it's part of his state. So yeah, he fake names. Okay. Yeah. I mean, you originally said real, but yeah, it is a fake name. His real name is Andre Galloway the fourth. That doesn't sound Scottish. So he had to make it fake to sound more Scottish. Well, who ahead is the real name? You got to go with the stick. Did you say a hula hand? Yeah.
Speaker: No, let's do it again. Oh, number four. Here we go. We're in the top four now. Number four. Real name, fake name. WWE current roster. Shelton Benjamin. Real. Real. Absolutely real. The gold standard Shelton Benjamin. He was a beast. He still is.
Speaker: Number three, fake name, real name, real name, fake name, WWE, current roster. One, Mr. Bobby Rude. I should start using his theme music because why? Because I'm glorious. Yeah, I'm gonna say fake name. That's just all I got of the visuals. Yeah, but I love his entrance music though. You gotta give him credit. That's just, it's pretty dope.
Speaker: That's what you say, Tony. Real or fake? I say fake. Real. I say real. I just woke up. That is... It says fake but I don't understand how it's fake because his real name is Robert Rude Jr. So he dropped the junior and that's it?
Speaker: So he gave him a nickname. He still loves his real name. Yeah, but Robert, a lot of guys who are staying with Robert are Bob or Bobby. My uncle is a Robert. Yeah, one of my friends in high school is like that. Yeah. I mean, yeah, well, yeah, Bobby, his name is Robert. Yeah, exactly. So, so I guess half point, I guess.
Speaker: Halfway to him, not us. To him, not us. We each get points on that one, because it's real and fake. So there you go. Wait, we forgot to keep score. Shit. Start over. Oh, yeah. I didn't know we were keeping score. We should have totally kept score. I go, right? All right. Number two. Come up out of nowhere. Got two more here. Real name, fake name, fake name, real name, WWE, current roster, Tyler Bates.
Speaker: That's a fake name. His real name is Master Faith. I was going to say, does his buddy, does his wife call him Master? No, it's his real name. I would literally walk up to his face and be like, are you Master Faith? And last on the list.
Speaker: Fake name, real name, real name, fake name, WWE current roster. One miss, Becky Lynch, the man. I think that's a real name. Yeah, I'm gonna go real. Well, you'd both be wrong because her real name is Rebecca Quinn. Well, there you go. She's Irish or Scottish? She's Irish. Yeah. The Irish last kicker. And she is no joke.
Speaker: You know, I mean, that is a segment that came out of nowhere. We should have kept score. I didn't think about it until just like three times ago. But it's hard to do that segment multiple times on different subjects. I mean, it could be done. It's kind of like that. It's kind of like, have you seen those YouTube videos? The real or cake?
Speaker: 45 million YouTube videos out there. No, I haven't seen it. No, you've not seen this yet. It's literally, it looks like, it'll look like a basketball and you're like, and they'll ask you, is it real or fake? And then you're like, oh no, that's, that's real. And then they cut it with a knife and it's a fucking cake. They do that. And that's cool shit. They do that. Well, that was a fun, that was a fun little thing. I think it should be a common standard once a week. I think so. And we should take turns coming up with real or fake things.
Speaker: kind of like the new top 10. I kind of like that. And we can totally keep points. Well, and it doesn't necessarily have to be a real or fake. It could be
Speaker: A questionnaire like we did a while back when Tony jumped off early one day. We were true or untrue or even I had you and Nikki guessing on net worth of certain celebrities. So, you know, probably trivia fits. We'll call it trivia hour.
Speaker: It would have to be something that was just a simple. Like a yes or no. Yeah. Yes or no. True or not true. Well, no, we could do we could do Price is Right style on if we were doing net worth of stuff. If you're a dollar over, you lose. Keep it simple, stupid. Price is Right rules are easy. Closest to the number without going over wins.
Speaker: Chevy. That's Price is Right. Chevy 351 small block or Chevy 353 big block. Which one's fake? Blueprints. Blueprints company came out with a new motor. It's a 3 .2 liter four cylinder, but it uses an LS3 head. Guess how much horsepower comes stock.
Speaker: 350 out of four so all you any Chevy bellhousing transmission so it'll bolt up to any transmission that you have that Chevy oh and chatters box if you're listening and we we actually do start doing this feel free to chime in in the chatters box yeah we'll do trivia hour we'll do a trivia hour um and
Speaker: You know, if you start making guesses, as long as you guess on each one, we'll take down your points and then announce the winner at the end of the show. Who won? It will send you a swag pack. Sure! There you go, see? It all comes round the circle. We'll reach around there. Kevin sent out swag packs for you. Where he grabbed a glass and put a sticker on it and sent it away.
Speaker: Yeah, that was the first one I got after after five years. Yeah, I posted because I share the live. Yeah, you guys know you can share the lives. Everybody who's listening and can hear my voice right now, you can share the lives. I shared it in the Kevin Hawley Kevin Hawley show page on Facebook. I was like, since Kevin's not around anymore, allow us to entertain you fuckers. Wow.
Speaker: He's taking a little hiatus, a little break from the show. He's got a bunch of shit going on. I wonder, I wonder. Let's just take a shot in the dark here real quick. We've had him on here once before and it was awesome. Of course it was about. Of course it was about. Fires.
Speaker: Of course, it was about 0 .2 seconds before he turned it into COVID talk. Yeah, well, now that happens. Just take a shot at the dark. Don't even get me started on that shit. On COVID. Ollie? Oh. Yeah, don't even get me started. The news is up in arms. You know Bill Gates got an arrest warrant out.
Speaker: There's an arrest warrant out on Bill Gates in the Philippines. I find it hilarious. Sorry. What are you doing, Susan? Why is there an arrest warrant out for? Because he pushed the vaccine mandates super hard. And he pushed them even harder in the Philippines.
Speaker: And they're, well, as I told you a while back, the princess of the Philippines died from a vaccine. So they're blaming the vaccine. I have not heard this. Oh, dude, it's all over. I'll send you a link, brother. Holy shit. I believe you. I believe you. Yeah, I didn't know that. And yeah. Yeah. I won't go down the rabbit hole because
Speaker: This isn't the Kevin Hawley show, but I'm just saying, there's shit is hitting the fan, boys. Let me tell you. Speaking of, speaking of rabbit holes. Yeah. When we come back from break, we're going to dive into a rabbit hole. And I would like to have the other side's point of view, but unfortunately Mickey's at work and. Oh, you're talking about male, female.
Speaker: Yeah, any of the ladies that may or may not be watching, they won't chime in on the subject. But it's something that I've been trying to bring up for a hot minute now. But we always get on tirades and tangents about other things. No, we'll bring it up in the next hour. Or somebody decides to start shoving edibles down someone else's throat. Yeah, I did see your little video
Speaker: Okay, yo, that's why they're hitting me. Dang it. No shit, motherfucker. You took a big ol' gummy there. You just look like you're just on class. Yeah, there's more folks in the video. I feel pretty...
Speaker: I thought I ended the video when I started singing that and then when it played back, I was like, yeah, screw it. I'm high. I can't tell. I feel pretty good. I couldn't. I wasn't feeling. I wasn't feeling shit. I couldn't feel my face. I was like the weekend. I can't feel my face when I'm with you. And I love it. We're going to have to do a full episode where we're all on edibles.
Speaker: I'm not taking any. Well, these are 100 % legal. Right. But the thing is when it comes to like Tony's job, I'm sure you might have like drug testing or something like that, right?
Speaker: I don't think they show up in your system and if they do and if they do, it's not. Did you get this information from TikTok? You got high ones. Calm down. No, I used to work.
Speaker: I was doing research before I took it. I used to work for the state, so trust me, I had the same paranoia about CBD. I am on a federal level. CBD oil does not show up. CBDs do not show up in your bloodstream. Trust me. THC does.
Speaker: Trust me, before I ever even considered it or agreed to take it or anything like that, I was doing research and asking questions. And even that day, because I was like, can I drink? Should I drink with these and everything else? He said you were researching like crazy, because like, what happens if I drink? Because if I don't drink, I'm going to die. Oh, no. I mean, I wasn't like.
Speaker: I wasn't going to get like freaking plastered, but I wanted to have a few beers while I do the show or whatever. But it's all 100 % legal. It's not anything that's illegal or it's going to get you in trouble. It's not THC. It's a Delta 9 or something like that. But that's not what Tony's worried about. He's worried about certain jobs like Tony's. They do drug testing. If you have THC in your system, it's basically there's the door.
Speaker: Yeah, but it's not here. And regardless if it's legal or not, if it regardless is legal or not, you have to go by company policy, which is what Tony's doing, which is why Tony wouldn't want you and I were all high as fuck. Yeah, but it's not, it's not here. I was trying to give me a drug test of my job because I used to worry about, I used to worry about the same, like with CBD oil. I know because I was, because even though I was only, you know,
Speaker: So we'll dumb it down. You know, Tony, you are at the federal level. You know, I was only at Orkin, but Orkin did do random drug tests and stuff like that. They would just... And I was scared to death to use CBD oil, even though everybody's like, dude, you need to use it. It'll help you with your anxiety. It'll help you sleep and everything else. But I didn't want to go take a piss test and that pop up and I get fired.
Speaker: Even though it's a hundred percent legal. There's nothing illegal about maybe I mean you can literally buy a gas station you go into that now Yeah, but I was still paranoid about it. So I totally get where Tony's coming from. I'm not disagreeing with you Tony You don't gotta give me a little sarcastic. Okay, not taking a shit I fly your ass down here. I'm gonna be like here Tony try this water. No, I'm not I
Speaker: I'm drinking weed water, Tony. I'm drinking, Tony. It's good for you. Don't worry about those bottles. That's part of the experience. When Nicky and I come down and see you, we're going to bring Jell -O shots. Yeah, there you go. Here, Tony, have some Jell -O. Crown Royal Peach Jell -O shots. There's always room for Jell -O. I'm going to get some weed infused Crown Peach. There you go.
Speaker: And Tony Tony's like, this fucking crowd beat you guys got in Ohio. There was a, there's an actor, I don't remember his name, but he was, there was an actor. There was an actor on like Jimmy Kimmel or something like that. And apparently this actor's always, he has four cups that he carries with him. He carries one of them. He's got four in rotation, but he carries four cups at all times.
Speaker: with a lighter trying to reseal the bottle exactly
Speaker: And they, and Jimmy Kimmel was like, what's up with the cup, dude? Every time I see you in a picture, you're holding a cup. And like five minutes later, you're holding the same cup. He's like, my mother told me when I first moved out of Hollywood, be careful because people will drug your drink. So he can carry, he uses, like I said, four cups in the rotation. He always uses his own glass so nobody can spike it.
Speaker: That's going to be Tony when he shows up. When you show up, Chris. No, I got my glass. Don't worry about it. I got it. I got it. Like it's the fucking Heisman. Blocking you from Florida. I'm going to text Tony and be like, hey, Nicki and I are coming down for a weekend. What size bottle of Crown Peach you want? Just cash out me the money. I'll get it. Yeah, exactly. I'll be talking about it.
Speaker: No, I'm going to buy it for you, Tony, because I can get it really cheap. It's $20 cheaper up here. That's okay. I'll spend the extra $20. Just catch that money. Mine is the $20. I'm throwing my own $20 on cover. Yeah, don't worry about it. This is going to be text back. No click.
Speaker: Tony, no click. No, you know, they got a gallon jug of this shit. No, no, we got a two gallon jug up here in Ohio. I can get it. No, I put a bit of myself. Nobody ever saw it. All y 'all fucking lie. I've seen it. Trust me. I was still coherent when you had it. Oh, shit.
Speaker: It doesn't look like it. I provide the only proof out there. I've seen you dump that two liter and I was like, Oh Lord, here we go. Here we go. It's going to be a good day. How come over were you Tony? All three of them will wear this day. I was going to say now, Chris, you drink a lot. I will say, Hey, if I drink beer very rarely, right? But like,
Speaker: You know, see, my 20s, I could drink until 6 a .m. and not get hung up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But in my 40s, I look at beer and I'm hung over the next one. Yeah, no. I'm like, I don't get a beer. Fuck, I'm screwed. But for those of you worried about whether I've been drinking or not, no, this is my tired and it's allergy season phase. Fuck no. Yeah, you see. Who is so worried about you drinking? I am so, yeah. And if they are worried, tell them to fuck up on mind their business. I got a lot of people worried about their drinking. That's why I used so much old Kim.
Speaker: Mind your goddamn business. Tell them to shut the fuck up and tell their mom I said hi. Tell them, did you know that Pearl... What's up, Miss Jackson? Hey, Miss Jackson. Come from oysters. And I gave your mom a pearl necklace last night. So are you an oyster? You know what a pearl necklace is? You're not a pearl necklace is.
Speaker: and not the actual jewelry. Go to the music. Go to break. Yes, I know what the sexual retirement is, Jeff. Hey, that was the. Go to break. Your wife's been getting them all over Europe. Wow. No, she had not. I'm more of a fan of the Cleveland steamer.
Speaker: What was the what was the one I did the I did the TikTok video about the you did a bunch of I did a couple of the one I found the funniest that still got me. I have to look it up. It's called the Alaskan Snow Dragon or something like that. Oh, you look that up. You will literally think twice about talking to me.
Speaker: We're gonna take a real quick break guys. We'll be back here just a few minutes. Got a little black tap mojo for your ear holes. One of my favorite songs off one of their early albums, The Lashing Lova song. Join us in just a few minutes as we indulge in a little battle of the sexes.
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Speaker: They don't weigh in shame And in time to come it goes
Speaker: I feel it in my chest Like a swarm of bees I'm buzzing With things I left unsaid And I know she might go running If I open up my mouth I'm afraid of it
Speaker: to admit it's right behind my lips and I can't
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Speaker: And I'm not talking about the old Chicago Cubs ball commentator. I'm talking about the samurai sword to your belly. Old 47 Ronin. Yeah, that's a great movie, by the way. Yeah, it is. I love the honorees. Yeah.
Speaker: We know. Welcome back to Nonsense Go Nonsense, everybody. We got Tony D in the building somewhere. Not sure we keep losing, Tony. We got Jeff in here working on his next heart attack. And I'm Glitch. The people's champ. You're the people. I'm your champ. I'm here for you. When did we vote on that? Well, you didn't vote on what the people did.
Speaker: They did, Jeffrey. As we know in terms of government, the people are not always right. Don't just say it. They voted me the people's channel. The same people that are worried about Tony's drinking, they voted me the people's channel.
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Speaker: I appreciate it. If you're watching this live, feel free to shout out the live video too. That'd be greatly appreciated as well. Anybody that can hear my voice, share the live video. It's awesome. We are awesome. Wow. I can only vouch for one third of the podcast being awesome, but I do what I can. The other two guys are mediocre at best. They all have our roles. But they give me somebody to talk to.
Speaker: he's totally ignoring you yeah he doesn't care nope he doesn't care you know when you weld up for dancing again i got time she said i got time don't you guys okay or something well chris is this since you have your daughter there i'm sure she can weigh in on this controversy
Speaker: don't think she's too dirty. No, no, it's not dirty. It's not dirty at all. I just don't think she has. I don't think she can weigh in. So there's a, so where I wanted to go with this, I've been wanting to have this conversation for a hot minute. So any ladies that are watching, feel free to chime in and chime in. Yeah. What he said. Maestro LeDuc. What's going on, brother? Maestro LeDuc. What's up, sir? What? You're talking about me? No. No. Did you see the sleeves?
Speaker: This is a nonsensical nonsense down the sleeves. Where'd you get that from? A friend of ours on a nice book, Kimi Cowley. She made it for me. She makes money. She makes all kinds of stuff, I guess. I had to buy it. I mean, she didn't send it to me. What? She got Instagram. She got. Yeah, she got stuff. You ain't got no money. Be gone, President. I want to know. Be gone. Oh, she didn't have like a. She does have some of her stuff on her.
Speaker: He don't has it. The adults must talk. So there's a new there's there's there's this trend on tiktok that's going on. Mark is a cool name, but I like the other one better. I like maestro mistro. It sounds like it sounds like sophisticated, more official, more important. I don't know.
Speaker: motherfuckers British and he's trying so hard to be French. Yeah. Nobody likes the French. So could you only imagine now? I mean, nobody likes the British either, but seeing doesn't look as cool. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. My store laid up looks so much cooler. Tony is frozen.
Speaker: No, Tony's just in that position. So there's this trend going around. Tony, you may not, may or may not have seen it, but it started on TikTok with women in the gym shaming men. Oh. And after complete ask, you know, these. And I have a lot to say about this, but go ahead. This first statement I'm going to say goes to both men and women.
Speaker: If you're in a public gym and you have a tripod set up with a ring light and your stupid ass phone, first thing I'm going to do is walk past and push it over because you're an asshole. You're an asshole. You're in a public gym. You're a planet. If you're complaining about, go ahead. I'll wait. I'll wait. Cause I have, I haven't, I have a bone to pick here.
Speaker: You're you're at Planet Fitness. You're not at home. You're not an Instagram model. Nobody gives a fuck about you. Exactly. And you're half dressed in a public place. So the first thing I'm going to do is push your stupid ass phone and tripod over and then put the old solos as I walk by. Fucking I'm working out. Yeah.
Speaker: But they're literally, Tony, to kind of get you up to speed on this, and for anybody that doesn't know, basically what they're doing is they're trying to catch men staring at them. In the gym? In the gym. And then they publicly shame them. Look at this guy. He's staring at my ass. Bitch, you're wearing leggings and a sports bra. Of course he is.
Speaker: halftime, they're barely wearing leggings. No, it's not even, it's not even that they're trying to catch men staring at it. Dude, they are shaming dudes that are on equipment behind them, not giving them, not paying them any attention, doing their own thing. And they're like, Oh my God, did you see this fucking perv behind me? He's staring at me.
Speaker: that's what i'm saying they're trying to catch guys looking at them i can't even come to the gym and work out and it's like bitch you look like a stripper on a friday night down at the double deuces titty bar shut up well here's the you know of course people are going to look at you because they're gonna be like oh
Speaker: Calm down. I literally saw the video and I lost my mind laughing. I was like, that's what you get. Dash me a fuck around and find out. So yeah, no, I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's one of these things where, you know, and there are, there are men.
Speaker: There are men that are going to hit on any chick they can. Well there are women, there are men and there are women at the gym. I've had it happen to me when I'm at the gym. I've literally had a woman follow me around the gym and work out on equipment either beside me or across from me and it's like whatever.
Speaker: It wasn't like I felt unsafe. I didn't feel unsafe or uncomfortable. She was just wondering what a Sasquatch was doing in the gym. Just like it's Gary from Henderson. He's in the fucking gym. A Sasquatch can be health conscious too, damn it. I'm not saying they can. But I also wasn't in the gym in a pair of fucking... Shorty short Daisy Dukes. Yeah, shorty short expanded and a crop top see -through shirt, you know.
Speaker: There are people that are like that men and women both do it. They boast, you know, both of our genders. We stare at something we like. It's human nature. Yes. It's also a bit weird and a bit creepy because there are the creepers out there. But these women in general that I'm speaking about are making a big deal out of nothing. Well, here's the kicker.
Speaker: Oh yeah, there was a guy that was blind. He was blind. He was not 100 % blind, but he was like 80 blind, something like that. He was working out. And this chick went in front of him and bent over with her camera. And he's just working out. He's not paying attention, but he's blind.
Speaker: And she's like, are you starting my ass? He's like, are you talking to me? And she's like, yeah, I'm talking to you. And he's like, I'm fucking blind. I can't even see you now. That's what I would have said, bitch. And she literally got the gym to kick him out. Yeah. So I mean, that's what we draw the line right there. Exactly. And that's what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about the actual creepers. No, Brian. Cut this shit out. I'll send you pics, Brian.
Speaker: You want me to wear my Spantex? You want me to wear my jockey shorts? Or just a long see -through t -shirt, nothing underneath. Here's the thing, though. Regardless of who's in the gym? Ryan's a VIP. He gets special requests. Regardless of who's in the gym, if you walk in front of me, I'm going to glance and be like, oh, maybe that's somebody I know. And it's not a men or women thing. It's literally a person just walked in my eyeline.
Speaker: My brain automatically goes, look, you know, I got your shorts. I got you. Nope. I know. Yeah. Cut off Daisy Dukes and groups. Ladies and gentlemen, this episode just wouldn't work. No, no. And that's what I'm saying. The trend is women trying to shame men and trying to, it's a part of this, this, this feminazi movement.
Speaker: and where they're trying to shame in, and it's been going on. It's just the next stage where no matter what we do, we're terrible creatures. On the other hand, I have a solution because they already have these women only gyms. Yeah, but they're there. Yeah, but this goes back to the fact that
Speaker: I mean, even like, you know, centuries old, centuries old golf clubs that have always been exclusively men are under attack and they're starting to allow women. The Boy Scouts are under attack. The Boy Scouts of America. Now, boys can't join the Girl Scouts. Girls can join the Boy Scouts. Ben Shapiro's reaction or his answer
Speaker: Agreed, Brian. You can't have
Speaker: To the the girl that's like wearing this Boy Scouts doesn't say that only boys can join. He's a in the name Boy Scouts out of dad. I would have died. Oh dude. I will send you a clip dude I literally this bitch is up there. She's got like purple hair and she's where does it say that only boys can join some Boy Scouts and he's like in the name
Speaker: Boy Scouts. I would have. And laughs her ass right off stage. Whether you whether you like Ben Shapiro or not, this motherfucker, he he kills. He can win an argument. He he he can beat anybody in an argument. He destroys it. I know exactly. I would love to get him up here when you guys are talking shit and be like, Ben, get it. Yeah, I cannot do what he does.
Speaker: Absolutely. You know, I can't stand when I go to the gym and you see all these douche canoes, male or female, that are using equipment and they've got like five pounds on it, but there's a big mirror in front of it and they're just doing it so they can
Speaker: And it's like, bro, bro, you're five foot two and you weigh a hundred pounds. Calm down. My left leg is bigger than me. Working on the technique. I give them that. No, they're not. You see them every week and they're literally, they're just a flex and take pictures. I have known dudes I've seen dudes that do that.
Speaker: I would watch people do it, and some people were doing it for technique, and I got that because a lot of people exercise, they're not using it properly. You know the people who are doing it for technique, and they're watching themselves to make sure they have proper form and everything. You can tell them. Which is what the mirror is there for. Yes. You can tell those people. What the mirror is there for. Be honest. But the dudes that walk around, and they wanna... Yeah, the dudes that are smaller than my legs. And then you get one rep that is standing, and they wanna keep... And I'm sitting here like...
Speaker: I'm going to tell you, I would always do like every week. Well, one week would be three sets of 10. Another week would be three sets of 30 for the reps that will lower weight. Right. And I would go half way down.
Speaker: halfway up and then do the full 10. Now, people used to look at me like I was crazy until I was in Panama City. There was a woman that thought about doing it. She said, why do you do it like that? I said, honestly, one week I'll do it for the repetition. The other week would be for the weight for them to get some weight on that. And she was like, you're not getting any weight. I said, the more reps you do,
Speaker: The rest of the chance you have to do it because when the oxygen gets to your muscles and it starts to burn, it hurts. So one week she decided to try it with me one day and she was like, she's going to put some weight on it. She was going to do tennis and no problem. Her friend was standing there right next to me, right? And I was like, just pick the way that you're comfortable. She wanted to go out and know what you picked the way that you're comfortable. And she was like, but if I want to do more, I said, trust me. So when she started to tell the friend, I said, by the time she hit number six, watch her slow down.
Speaker: One, two, everybody got the first five. It's after five. When that oxygen kicks in, we start feeling that burn. And she started slowing down. I told you, like, yeah, you went in line. And I said, that's the most key. You keep the weight down so you can finish your repetition for your range of motion. You know what I'm saying? Right. And then you have to have the technique right. And if you do the technique right,
Speaker: those repetitions will hurt most of the guys here's here's my question when you're doing big weight you have a spotter correct yes okay now what happens if you don't have a spotter you got too much weight you're going to crush your ribs probably okay there's a girl that she literally complained for weeks about guys staring her
Speaker: And then she was working out. And of course, guys were ignoring because they've gotten in trouble for quote unquote staring. Yes. And what she do, she overdid the weight and they walked away, which dropped it on her chest. Wow. And they're like, nope, nope, I'm not even good. I don't see, I'm blind in this eye. I don't see shit. Because if they would have helped her, she would have complained. The movie she was talking about went over there.
Speaker: Well, and that would have gotten you in trouble. That's the point. Once that weight fell on the chest and I got it off of her, I wish you would have complained.
Speaker: Exactly. No, but the thing is that's what they're doing. I know is they're complaining whether Over her and then pick it up What I'm saying is you're damned if you do damned if you don't if you don't I agree because you know The wrong person you lost rank could this suit you for arrest this shit happens Well a while back there was a guy tried to kill himself and somebody saved him
Speaker: And the dude sued him. Because he hurt himself. You knew CPR on the wrong person for you for that shit. That's why they let motherfuckers die these days. Exactly. And that's what's happening in the gym. There was another girl, and Chris stopped me earlier, but there was a girl, she was doing squats.
Speaker: And she started to lose her balance and stuff. And you can literally physically see three men walk the fuck away. Because they're like, nope, nope, I'm not falling into that trap. I'm not falling for that case, yep. And it's literally like, here, Tony, drink out of this cup. No, no, no, no, I'm out.
Speaker: And we discussed this, when I take CPR class from my job, and they would talk about it. Even with the military, they were like, listen, you damn, they got to get permission. This is what you do. We'll give it a little message. Put it over their mouth so you don't have no face -to -face contact and all that other shit. You got to because, man, fuck you, you'll do that shit. The minute you start CPR, if you stop, you can be sued. You can be sued. You just want to stay there until the ambulance comes. My folks had been known to do it for 45 fucking minutes. Half of y 'all ain't got the patience to watch a fucking video.
Speaker: That's why you need to take care of yourselves. Stay away from motherfucking to help you. And everybody's not being asshole. The new issue in the gym is like people are getting hurt because they're fucking around and finding out, you know, these chicks are in there. Well, here's what's crazy, Jeff. You get the wrong moment.
Speaker: If your muscles or your nerves give out on you and nobody's around, you're done. It doesn't have to do any heavy weight without a spinal cord. If you see a woman complaining on the internet about, oh, this guy was staring at me while I was doing squats. Don't worry about it.
Speaker: How you doing? When you see that chick in the gym, what are you going to do? You're going to fucking leave. You're going to walk the fuck away. So when she drops away, whose fault is it? Because she was bitching the money. And then when nobody fucking helps her and she dies, that's on her. And we're not even we're not even justifying the motherfucker, the stair women in the gym. All of us. Yeah. And I will see us because I've been a man has done it. We need to cut this shit out.
Speaker: We do exercise that are thought -provoking. Hell, the fellow some of y 'all do. Clarify, Tony. You gotta clarify. Nowadays, you gotta clarify everything. You weren't staring. You weren't staring. You were, you may have glanced. I'm talking like. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm saying you as a person. Me? I stare.
Speaker: I used to go to gym when I was a teenager. I have stared. In my 20s, I have stared. In my 30s, I have stared. You had 86 years old that you are now. When you go to the gym, you don't stare because you fucking know better. First of all, understand golf, golf walk. These ADHD ass motherfuckers can't stay on top of the city last. Blick, you book. Hey boys, look what I got here.
Speaker: Hey, where are the white women at? That shit's still funny. First of all, you bring a topic, you want a discussion, then we have a discussion. You got a problem with it. Toby, how you doing? Good to see you, lady. I'm just saying. Hey, Toby. You guys have been everywhere but where I started to stop. No, it's the truth. This shit happens. But this shit happens. But there's some point of it. Yes, it happens. Jeff asked me what's on the board. You ever seen ladies laying on their back doing the squats with their legs spread over like this?
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Who ain't looking? Oh, no. I go, I leave. I leave the room. Because I'm the first asshole that they're going to blame. Because that's my luck. And you're picking it. That's what my headphones are. I'm looking. I walk away now. And those of you who are military. I got headphones on it. I'm thinking about getting sunglasses for when I go to the gym, too. Those of you who are military, you better remember the UCMJ. Leary, did you stare at somebody for how long?
Speaker: Jeff. Is it two now? Anybody out there, UCMJ, go Google it. Debbie behave yourself. Is it two seconds now? It was two seconds and I remember reading it. If I could find my old book and pull it up, and it's from 95, I'm gonna show you. If I could ever find it, I'm gonna show you. I remember it being five. No, I remember it was either two or three seconds, because I was like, oh, shit. That's why when I look at people, I look at it, I turn my head a minute. I don't step.
Speaker: That's a fucking law. It's called leering. L -E -E -R -I -N -G. Y 'all Google that shit. Look at somebody staring at somebody. Okay, leering, that's your ass. Tony, Tony, you ever walk through a crowd and accidentally bump up against somebody? Yes. Okay. Do you know what that's called? I'm a joker on that. Technically, no. It's called fraudage.
Speaker: Never heard of that, never heard of that. Fraudage is when you walk, like, okay, you're walking through a crowd. I don't know how to spell it. Fraudage? Fraudage. It's when you walk through a crowd or you walk close to somebody and deliberately accidentally graze their butt or whatever it may be. For raddage. Yes.
Speaker: I have never heard of that. I'm still... I had a buddy mind almost get arrested for it. I need to find it. Ask him how to spell that shit, please. I've never heard of that. If you live in a major metropolitan area, you're probably guilty of it. I mean, you can't help it if you live in a big city or whatever. Exactly. That's my point. Like New York, you see the crowded streets in New York. Go to fucking Disney in the summertime. It's stupid.
Speaker: dude, dude, or go to any sports event. Yeah. But, but you can literally be, uh, arrested for it. I've been frauded, fraudished a lot. You've been frying. I have to, my wife does it to me all the time. I'm pretty sure she doesn't. Yes, he does. Are you doing drugs? Yes.
Speaker: Yes, I'm going to enjoy your wife does the she mushes you in the face and tells you to get the hell away from her. She Heisman's you know but I mean, nowadays.
Speaker: You ask me all the time, why don't I ever get out the house? Shit like that of going to the gym and being in trouble for a quote -unquote staring when I glanced at you. We fuck with you about it. We fuck with you about it, even though you broke it down. I know where you're coming from. Bernie, you fucker. What's going on? Big us from Australia, ladies and gentlemen. We messaged you all the time.
Speaker: All jokes aside, you've always said what it was. We got you on that. Yeah, I know. But what I'm saying, I mean, there's a reason why I don't go out in public. Because nowadays, you can be busted for fucking breathing wrong. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: So the fact that I don't have to leave my house ever. I'm going to tell Jay that I'm doing the podcast so you can stop pinging everybody. Yes. Burn balls is here on Twitch. Toby, you're on YouTube. He's on Twitch. If you go to the Twitch side, you'll probably see those. Actually you might not because if you're coming out, you'll see the earlier comments. Thank you all for being here.
Speaker: I'm glad y 'all coming through honestly cuz I always tell them when I'm up here Sadie what's going on always let everybody know when we're here good Appreciate all y 'all for coming over here for real straight up Seriously, we ain't so bad. I promise some of y 'all know me. Yes. He is just the fuck he is Just the fuck he is fuck bitch. Go call me ADHD. Fuck him. You'll be a drinking bastard
Speaker: Uh, something's wrong with Tony's mic. It went out. I don't know what it is. Oh, man. Tony, Tony lost his bike.
Speaker: I'll be laughing. Tony, I think you're glitching out, buddy. What's going on? I'm about to go live. Keep it up. No, but okay. Come up finding Tony. He's on 975 platforms. He's on one of them. Back to the subject again. Ladies that are now joining. I hope your mic and camera works better. Ladies are now just joining. I can see their issue. On the same platform.
Speaker: staring at the gym. I could see the other side of it. We know what's true. You're asking for it? We know what's true, whether they ask it for it or not. We know what's true. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I can't say asking for it. That sounds wrong. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Thank you. You cannot say asking for it because that's the victim shaming. Yeah, that's the victim shaming a void victim because she went out to the club and she wanted to dress cute and look sexy.
Speaker: when she went out to the club when she got married. What I'm saying is, if you're trying to catch it, if you're trying to catch somebody staring, and you're purposely dressing like a hoe,
Speaker: No, no, actually, actually we weren't changes. Actually, I was hoping that women would be here and this is not, you guys went off on a whole other crazy ass tangent. This is not what I was. We got three women in the chat. Ask the question. We got three women in the chat. What I was, the trend itself was them going to the gym and trying to publicly shame men who are not doing anything wrong. That's why I prefaced it at the very beginning. And I said, there are men and women that are at the gym.
Speaker: Both genders. Actually, well, I'm sorry. Both the species of human. However many genders there are now because apparently there's more than two. I don't know. But we're all guilty of, at some point in time, staring or lurking.
Speaker: What I was bringing up was the trend of these women that are going to the gym. And that's why I said, first and foremost, I don't care if you're a man or a woman. And if I'm at the gym and I see your tripod and your ring light and your phone set up, I'm walking over and I'm pushing it over. I'm pushing it the fuck over and begging you to do something about it. But it's the trend of women going to the gym and guys who are not paying them a lick of attention. They just happen to be in the background.
Speaker: And then they make these TikTok videos or these YouTube videos going, oh my God.
Speaker: I'm so afraid. I'm so uncomfortable. I can't even come to the gym because all these men are staring at me. They're looking at you because they're wondering why you're dressed like you're about to go on stage at the double deuces. Why at a gym do you have next to nothing on and have a ring light a fucking tripod and a fucking why do you have an entire why do you have an entire video? Why do you have an entire video production screen all nine yards when I'm trying to fucking work out?
Speaker: That's what we're trying to figure out. Men and women both are doing it, but they're publicly shaming men for nothing when they're not doing anything. I mean, there was a girl that did a video who got her membership revoked and tossed out of the gym and almost got arrested.
Speaker: because she went off on a trainer that was there and this motherfucker didn't do shit. He didn't. He was literally trying to make sure he was doing proper form or. No, no, he wasn't even, he was, he was with somebody else at the gym across the gym and she called him out as she was taking her shirt off to reveal she was wearing and she was like, uh, can I help you? Do, do I need to blah, blah, blah. And he was like, look, if this is how you're going to act, you need to get out.
Speaker: She went off and called him a sexist and a pervert. She got thrown out. She got her gym membership revoked and almost got arrested for acting a goddamn fool. I almost kind of wanted to see the whole story behind that. I've seen that video. This guy is 40 feet away helping a dude do squats.
Speaker: This video has been broken down by everybody and anybody. Literally, I would say three feet, maybe four feet from the camera and the camera shows the entire background of the gym and he glances over her and kind of like, what the fuck is this bitch doing? And she's taking her sweater off and she's wearing a provocative sports bra underneath.
Speaker: So she just had a sports bra, no clothes, just a sports bra. Sports bra and leggings. OK. Legging shorts, bicycle shorts. Which women will wear to the gym. Go ahead. I got that. Go ahead. And she literally screams. Can I help you? You taking the clothes over to the gym. Yes, you probably can. Well, I mean, and there was another video. There was a girl doing, I don't know what they're called. You put the barbell across your waist, and you basically do the thrust. Yeah, the hip thrust. Yeah. Yeah, hip thrust.
Speaker: and this dude was not paying any attention but he was behind her and she's whispering and she's got she's got a microphone on her microphone you can literally see it it's as plain as the nose she's like this this perverts going to jail he is literally staring at an underage 21 year old girl and it's like first and foremost dipshit you're 21 and not underage
Speaker: second of all this guy is literally you can see his eye line he's looking past you at the mirror to make sure he's doing proper form yes he's doing his own thing and then she started to add more weight and she was struggling because she she took weight off of one side and the bar was all lopsided so he stopped what he was doing
Speaker: And he was like, Hey, are you okay? Do you need help or anything? And she's like, no, I got it. You know, blah, blah, blah. Thank you. And he's like, okay. And he walked back and went back to doing what he's doing. And he's like, she was like, Oh my God, I don't even feel safe here. I feel like I'm going to get raped. This guy's going to rape me. And I'm like, you literally almost just killed yourself. Yeah, exactly. It's like the chick that was doing bench press and dropped it on her chest and literally walked away. Hmm.
Speaker: because they were like, no, I ain't falling in that fucking trap. But to go with that, have you seen all the videos coming up? It's not going to happen. Have you seen all the videos of dudes in the gym absolutely clowning? I think anybody, Toby, I'm going to. I agree. I agree. I 100 % agree with you. It's too much of a moment in the gym. We've got to admit this. I think anybody, men or women, if you're literally there, and we had that when I first brought this up,
Speaker: If you're there to look at yourself, if you're just there to admire yourself and look at yourself in the mirror, go somewhere else. Let me jump in on this because I do. There's two guys I know in the military. They're in bodybuilding competitions.
Speaker: Okay, there's a difference there, Tony. What they're doing, they're not admiring their self. They're making sure, like, you know, they check and like, okay, I need to work out. I need to do this to get this more walked up. That's different. I'm talking about what we're talking about is guys that are literally, they do one set, the first time they've been given six months, and then they go, oh yeah.
Speaker: They don't even do one set. They lift up a, they curl one. And I'm gonna go ahead and say it. That's them protein shake, muscle milk, wave, fucking mix, drinking motherfuckers. They get on my nerves. That's true. Wanna be influencers. That's true. They go, yeah. Like Kevin Hart said, they be in there doing all this dumb shit. Well, as I said, the five foot two guy, that's a hundred pounds. My leg is bigger than you. Why are you standing in the mirror with your shirt off flexing, bro?
Speaker: Tony, we didn't say that. Watching for them is different. We did discuss that a little before y 'all came in. I want to make sure they get their technique propped. I got to add that. Actually, the gym down here, the rest requirement, you cannot show, the only thing, you cut off shirts at the gym I go to.
Speaker: and women have to have a full shirt on. They cannot show bellies. There's a dress code at the gym that I go to. There's a gym here. Dress code where it will put you out for being too intimidating. You can't wear cutoffs. You can't work.
Speaker: Planet Planet Fitness does that. Yeah, they do that here. Two years ago, if you're too intimidating in a gym, what is considered intimidating? Planet Planet Fitness has a thing that they call that they call a lunk alarm, a lunk head. They call it a lunk alarm. So if you're making, yeah, if you're grunting and making all kinds of noise and slamming the weights down, there's a big ass alarm.
Speaker: It's a it's a it's a strobe light and an alarm that everybody in the gym can see that will go off And and and basically basically call out those those jackets But yeah, basically it'll call out those jackasses that are doing that dumb shit and Just to make them feel stupid But uh, yeah, I mean yeah, it's it's this
Speaker: I mean, I don't, I don't make noises at the gym. I, I'm, I'm very, I'm self -conscious when I go to the gym anyways, because I'm a small guy. So I'm like the quietest person in the gym every time. I just put my earbuds in and do my work. I'm going high reps. I'm going high reps. While I'm maxing out on my weight, I'm losing. I'll admit that.
Speaker: No, but I mean, you're not obnoxiously noisy, like, like a little kid. No, I don't. And I'm about to fight all the fucking guitar. Yeah, I'm not doing that. No, but that's that's what he's talking about. Like, I did see a lady where a guy he was he was he was doing three wheels aside and he was doing cleans.
Speaker: Clean and jerk, thank you. And he had three wheels aside and he dropped the bar maybe an inch. And this woman came over, she was a member of the gym, she didn't work there and balled him out. And the trainer was with him and the trainer was like, drop it every time now.
Speaker: because you have the opposite effect. If you make one little noise, people get pissy. But it also depends on what type of gym you're going to. Right. Planet Fitness is not that gym for you to be a powerlifter and to be, you know, if you're going to... That's what gold is for. You know, yeah, golds. Or if you're going to a gym that specializes in powerlifting and stuff like that,
Speaker: you know, go do your thing, lift it up, do your deadlift, slam it on the ground, drop it, whatever. That's the next days. People that do that, they're mixing up for the week for the month. But there are certain gyms for that, but if you're going to like a Planet Fitness or a gym that
Speaker: has like a daycare center so moms can work out. Yeah. That's not the place to do that. That's the place where you can get in shape so you can go to the big gym and be rowdy. Well, and that's the luxury about, you know, the nice thing about, and I'll say Planet Fitness, unpaid advertisement. Okay. Planet Fitness is for your average. It's for everybody. It's your garage workouts. Absolutely. Move it. Yes.
Speaker: That's for your average person, your average Joe to go to. Yeah, you're going to have people that are a little bit more advanced, but it's the same thing for like the crossfitters who, who, who, who go to, I go to Planet Fitness. So that's why I'm saying Planet Fitness, you know, the crossfitters. No. Did you put your clothes in the bedroom? Yeah. Did you get them all dry? Yeah. Go get in the shower. I do listen, but you're just not your favorite.
Speaker: I think you need to show him the definition of jealous as well. I think I need to show him a stunner. I get what you're saying. There's different types of CrossFit gyms. You got the ones that are the beginner version. And then later on, you sign up for a different gym that has the advanced shit where you see on TV and go, fuck that.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. But no, I mean, you know, obviously, you're gonna have these and a lot of like my personal Planet Fitness, a lot of the idiots that you see in there just standing in front of the mere flexing are these fucking tool bags that are still in high school. And then play on the football team. And it's like, bro, you're 315 pounds.
Speaker: and you're five foot four, you have no muscle mass. Why are you standing in the mirror for 45 minutes flexing, you fat fucking sack of shit. This is the reason why you're a linebacker. You gotta be stressing instead of flexing. Go be a lineman and eat your double quarter pounder, big boy, because ain't nobody imagined you for being a lineman. Exactly. No, somebody needs you. If you're a lineman, somebody needs you. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker: You know, when it comes to me, I don't, I don't go to the gym to look at women. I mean, if, you know, I'm just saying, if Halle Berry walk in the room, I'm going to look, but I'm not going to stare. I think you're the creeper in the gym. No, honestly, I'm little, well, I also go to the gym with my wife, so I can't be that guy, which is actually a good thing.
Speaker: So, but even though, even that being the case that I go with my wife, I don't, I have zero interest in meeting some gym rat.
Speaker: No, they'll show up at your house unannounced because you have your snapchat location on yeah, exactly I'm speaking from personal experience No, but it's like it's If I wanted to pick up chicks, I would not do it at the gym. No That's what the bars are for
Speaker: No, because I'm not of the generation of, what's a Tumblr or whatever the fuck it's called. I'm not of that generation. I've never been on. I'm not of that generation. I'm not of that generation. So if I'm gonna meet somebody, I'm gonna casually meet them at the mall or I'm gonna casually meet them somewhere else. I'm not gonna meet them at the gym because I don't talk to them any at the gym. I go do my fucking workout and I get the fuck out. When I go to the gym, I'm there an hour, hour and a half tops and then I'm out.
Speaker: Tops. If that. Tops. Oh, golf, I can tell you stories. Let me tell you. Did that include the stretching, the warm -up, and the cool -down? Mm -hmm. Props. 15 -minute stretch, workout, 15 -minute cool -down. I'm out the fucking door. If I have time before I have to be wherever I'm getting ready to go to, I might shower at the gym, or I'll go home and take a shower. I'll go home.
Speaker: You don't shower at the gym? No, I go home. You shower at the gym, Chris? Your mic's off, by the way. Your mic's off, dummy. Yeah, golf. No, I turned it off. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Maybe Chuck knows about that. Like I said, golf, I can tell you stories, brother. Let me tell you.
Speaker: I have a story. No, thank you, Toby. I like Toby's comment. I like to date men with a stake in their pocket to get their protein. Yeah. No, when I go to the gym, yeah, I don't shower at the gym. I come home and do all that stuff. But no, when I go to the gym, as soon as I walk in and I scan my cart, no, why? Dude, I live three minutes from the fucking gym. Well, that's different.
Speaker: Yeah, like I can I can do me a throw. I can do me a throw a rock and hit my gym, which I'm actually 30 minutes away. That's why. Well, Nikki and I say we were going to start going this week. Obviously that's not the question, but definitely next week I think Nikki and I are going to start going.
Speaker: But she started working. She started both of her new jobs this week. Congratulations. She's actually at work right now. So once she gets her schedule figured out and locked in, we're going to lock in our gym schedule because we're going to go together. But even though we're going together, she's going to do her thing. Yeah, well, you just show up at the same time. That's how my wife and I work out. We show up at the same time. We leave at the same time. But while we're at the gym, we do our own thing.
Speaker: But no, when I get into the gym, I scan my card. Once my card's scanned, my earbuds are in, I'm in my own world. I don't care who's around me. I don't really pay a whole lot of attention to people. I'm just doing my thing. I'm in and out of there in about an hour, hour and a half max. I think you guys said that too. And then I'm out the door. I'm going home. I'll grab a shower once I get home and everything like that. I'll eat once I get home.
Speaker: I might, you know, when I used to live in Charleston, there was a little smoothie kiosk right outside the gym, and I got to know the owner and his wife. They were both gym rats, and I got to know them and everything, so I wouldn't get me approached, you know, like a smoothie.
Speaker: after I worked out and everything like that and shit chat with them for a little bit. But no, once I'm in the gym, I'm in my own little world. I don't care who's around me. And I hate these motherfuckers who walk up to me when I'm working out and want to be my gym bro. Be like, hey, can I slide in? No, you can wait. No. Leave me alone. I got earbuds in for a reason. Yeah. I got earbuds in for a reason.
Speaker: I wear giant fucking headphones at the gym so people know that I'm I can't hear you talking to me all day, but I don't hear a fucking thing. If I wanted to come work out with my buddies, I would bring my buddies with me. You know, I just want to work out and do my thing. Some buddies of mine while back before I met my wife, they're like, hey, let's all join the gym together. We're all going to work out. I was like, you know what? I'm out because when we go to the gym,
Speaker: we're gonna end up socializing and hanging out. We're not gonna fucking work out. So you would go join your gym, do whatever you want, but I'm not gonna go hang out with you at the gym. Because when I go to the gym, I do upper body one day, the next day I have a lower body, and I'm in and the fuck out. I don't have time to sit around and wait for you to, hold on, what would you bench do? Wait till I get off the fucking treadmill. Fuck your treadmill, walk here.
Speaker: Why are you walking at the gym? Drive all the way there just to walk for the 45 minutes. I agree. I agree. I agree. The treadmill is the stupidest machine in the gym. Now for women, it's safer to do the treadmill than women. Understood. Understood. But for a guy, the treadmill is the stupidest machine you can get on.
Speaker: And that elliptical machine, fuck you. I hate that thing. I want to burn every one of them down. I hate it. That shit is great for your back. Oh, it is. But I hate it. That shit is phenomenal. When I had to go to physical therapy, my back issue started back around 07, 08. The damn doctor showed me how to do that elliptical proper. To stop the back pain? Oh, my god. Five minutes, you can't walk. Two minutes? Fuck that. No, I hate that. My wife loves doing the treadmill and the elliptical.
Speaker: And I get it. She's a woman. She's good looking. Walking down the street is not the best idea for it. Right. But what we would do is I would leave 45 minutes ahead of time and walk to the gym. And then she would take a cab to the gym. As your warmup, yes. That's my warmup. So I'm warmed up by the time I'm at the gym. I'm ready to fucking go. But we were roughly, she would get there like five minutes before or five minutes after me. And we'd work the fuck out in the cab at home. When I was a teenager, it was a 30 -minute walk to the gym.
Speaker: My mother got me a membership to a gym and I would go. One of the guys that she knew, one of his friends would go to that gym. They were like, yo, if you come up there, I'll meet you. I said, cool. I would get my walk in. What time of year was? I would walk over there, get my workout in, and then walk back. That was my exercise. Well, like when I was - Nowadays, I wouldn't want my boys doing that shit. Fuck that.
Speaker: Well, when I was in high school, I couldn't go to the gym because the closest gym was four hours away because I was a small town. So my parents for Christmas one year, when I got heavily into working out, when I did wrestling track and football and all that stuff, they bought me a complete weight set.
Speaker: And I set it up in the fucking garage. It just went fuck. I get home, work out. I work out at practice, work out at home. I was always in the fucking gym. Now I'm like, fuck it. I'm 42 years old. I don't give a fuck. I'm married now. I don't need to look up for nobody. You need to do it for your health more than to be an impression. All of us who are older need to exercise, wanting to keep the oxygen. Yes, Tony. I'm so up for my health.
Speaker: Motherfucker, you sit in a chair all day. You need to fucking exercise. I love how three guys... I love how three... My fan was blowing out my lighter. I had to block the wind so I can light my cigarette. That's my workout right there.
Speaker: I love how three guys who don't go to the gym clearly don't go to the gym or talking about working out. Okay, here's a question. How active are you with your whole body during your workday? Oh Chris, well it takes a 45 minute to two hour nap every day. Spoiler alert. Who's motherfuckers are missing? I'm very...
Speaker: I'm gonna be honest, walking up the stairs to my bedroom and walking down the stairs to my office, I get almost no exercise. But I also walk to the store. In the words of every MTV Cribs episode, this is where the magic happens.
Speaker: No, honestly. My magic happens. I'm very active. See, your magic happens in the bedroom. Mine happens between the legs when I get it. I just happen to be in the bedroom at the time. I wasn't in the living room or the kitchen or the hallway or get out. I don't know what to do when I do it. Trust me. Or in the car. A lot of testosterone. The laundry mat. Sorry, we don't get so drunk than you.
Speaker: Okay, well, as the only guy in the podcast that is actively, regularly enjoying a sex life. Which is kind of a nice twist for you, right? Finally. It's kind of a nice twist for the third time of the year.
Speaker: There's the only guy on the podcast in January, and then there's the only guy on the podcast, and the only guy on the podcast... What the fuck is shut up? I mean, I've never had a dry spell, so... My longest dry spell is this year, when my wife is out of town. My longest dry spell has been a couple of weeks.
Speaker: I guess you shouldn't call what I have a dry spell because my best friend here. How you doing? Well, I'll go. Yeah, I mean. Don't lie, Tony. You know you do it. You jerked it twice since you got here. And no wonder. That's why your camera was off. He's like, hold on, boys. I'm almost there. No, no, no. Oh, he was not even starting. That explains what he was doing at the beginning of the show. He wasn't even Starburst. That's what all that noise was.
Speaker: It saves other lives. It saves other lives. So I don't have to pick on the
Speaker: Only one on the show that hasn't gone through a dry spell. Ah, skeet skeet motherfucker. I've, I've never really. A we in a wank per Bernie. A we in a wank. I like that. A we in a wank. You know what, you know, I'm not mad at that. I know what that means. So yeah, I'm not mad at that. Cause yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, I think I was the only member on the show who didn't go through a dry spell. Are you still saying this shit? Shut up. Are you proud of yourself? Of course he is. We are asking. You're trying to talk shit over me. We are asking. That's the only guy on the show. That's the only guy on the show. He's the only guy on the show. I'm the only guy on the show with a long beard.
Speaker: I appreciate you. I appreciate you. I appreciate you pointing out my awesomeness, Tony.
Speaker: You pointed it out more than anybody else. The first time I didn't have to do it. We pointed it out in mocking. We don't point it out in mocking. We pointed it out in mocking. We pointed it out in mocking. We pointed it out in mocking. We pointed it out in mocking. We pointed it out in mocking. We pointed it out in mocking. We pointed it out in mocking. We pointed it out in mocking. We pointed it out in mocking. We pointed it out in mocking. We pointed it out in mocking. We pointed it out in mocking. We pointed it out in mocking. We pointed it out in mocking. We pointed it out in mocking. We pointed it out in mocking. We pointed it out in mocking. We pointed it out in mocking. We pointed it out in mocking.
Speaker: Jeff, that's your fault for putting them up there. Yeah, sing to that, Tony Dean. I'll just start sending keys through Snapchat. So when you open your Snapchat, it's too good. My day will come. My day will come. Don't you worry. Yeah. Yeah, that's what they all say. You know what they say to me? You can wish it one -handed.
Speaker: I just want to take some pictures, Tony D. Oh, the envy. The envy must be in the same place as the people who worry about your drinking.
Speaker: Just because you change your words up and you go from jealousy to envy, I still need you to look up the definition. Jealousy what? I don't know. I'm still trying to find out. I don't know. You tell us what Jealousy is. I'm the one who loses what? You're the one that's always telling us that we're envious of you.
Speaker: I'm not jealous of your beard, trust me. Awkwardness.
Speaker: Don't look awkward if you look at him in the eyes. Just don't look directly in the eyes. Do it, Tony. Say I'm on a horse. He's on a horse. I'm stroking my beard. A properly moisturized beard.
Speaker: Did you see the ad I did for you? How you doing? Tick tock, Chris. About beer, Brian. You wonder in the building, what's up? Stevie, how you doing? Thank you for being here. All of y 'all. You shut your whore mouth, Brian. It's King Glick Baratheon to you, peasant.
Speaker: What's going on, Stevie Wonder? Tony D. Apparently, happy International Women's Day to all the ladies out there. Hey. Shout out to the ladies. Sorry, I completely bashed you on this last hour. Sorry, I completely bashed you guys with your... Well, I forgot that was happening. Feminist rights movement and anti -man with the gym thing.
Speaker: Tony D, I got a question for you. Legitimate question. Over and out or EDM combat for break music. It's a rhetorical question, Farley. That's a rhetorical question. That means you don't have to answer it. Because either I already know the answer or I don't care what your answer is.
Speaker: You started the show with an EDM combat. You haven't played over and out yet, have you? Well, on this episode. I started the show with our intro, which is always EDM, which is always Rocky. That means over and out. I did. Okay. Over and out. Okay. Same rhetorical question. Jeffrey, to use Jeffrey to you, their new video for enough.
Speaker: uh kings of the night devil in a red dress off my case or slither or rebel yell rebel yell all right yeah they do they do a good damn good job of that we're gonna take a real quick break guys hang out throughout the break enjoy a little over and out check them out on all social media over o -v -e -r -n
Speaker: OUT live over and out live. Go show the guys some love and if you listen to us in Ohio, go check them out. They're a local band here in Ohio with their cover of Billy Idol's Rebel. Yeah, we'll be back here in just a few minutes.
Speaker: A little dancer came dancing to my door Last night a little angel came pumping across my soul She said, hey, come on, baby Got a license for love And it's pretty expires Looking out from above Because in the midnight hour She got more, more, more
Speaker: She cried more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more,
Speaker: What sets you free? I need to hear about me Because in the midnight hour She cried no more With the rebel yell
Speaker: So he takes it to go from the seven I'll have been Well, he's out all night to collect the fear But just alone, just so long, it don't mess up his head
Speaker: Ah!
Speaker: I drive your tears of pain, baby A thousand times for you I tell my soul and have none, babe For money to burn with you Cause I give you all and have none, babe
Speaker: Yeah, buddy. Over and out. I'm not mad at that song from them. Over and out. I'm not mad at y 'all for that one. I'm not. That's, that's, that's okay. I'm a bit of a critic. It's not my genre, but that's okay for me. Sorry. Go ahead. Over and out, man. They, they killed that cover of Billy Idols. I would love to hear them do white weddings.
Speaker: right? Yeah, they did. I would love to hear them do White Wedding. I want to hear them do Eyes Without a Face. I should put that out to the guys. Nobody has ever remade Eyes Without a Face. Okay. That would be awesome. I don't know that song. Yes, you do. Yes, the fuck you do. What? Just the fuck you do. And I'm gonna tell you that honestly, I bet you know that damn song. Ooh, Tony, I love it. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Shut up, you're feeling it. Hold on a second. Oh,
Speaker: I can see them doing it. Don't get your YouTube straight. Turn that shit off. I know that song. I didn't know that was Billy Idol. Yes. Fuckers, what's wrong with y 'all? I told you. I'm the guru on this shit, dawg. I keep telling you. Stop it. You got one way to do it. Everybody in the world knew that, but y 'all ain't artists. Everybody in the fucking world knew that, but yo ass.
Speaker: Uh, there's at least two people that didn't know it. I can admit to it. I see it, Jay. Jesus. What's going on? Sorry, Jay. I'm just trying to get through the intro. Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. We got Tony D in the buildings, pulling the white guys on white for a change. You know, this white guy, you know, surprising Tony with my knowledge of black. He doesn't know.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker: I'm coming home, Martha. What do you mean? Welcome back to non -sensical nonsense, everybody. Yeah. We got Tony D in the building. We got Jeff in the building. I'm Glick. You guys know that. If you don't know that, shame on you that you don't know us. Now you do. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on all of them. Social media is Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Don't forget, you can join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday right here on YouTube and Twitch. Hanging out, doing what we do live. You can get in the chatters box and shoot your shit with us.
Speaker: And if you can't join us live, don't worry, you can listen to us any time, any place on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts. So make sure you go ahead and give us a follow, give us a like. And if you be so kind, give us a share and don't forget to hit that subscribe button and notifications. That way you know what we do when we do how we do. Baby, baby.
Speaker: What's going on, Jay? Monkey man, Jay. How you doing, brother? Long time no talk. Last time we talked, we kind of yelled and screamed at each other. But you know, I always got nothing but love for you. Even when you piss me off, even when I piss you off, Lenny. Wow. Hello. How you doing? Yeah. Lenny and I go way back. I got something for you guys. I got something that I think should be for all Americans need to watch this.
Speaker: It's a miniseries Tony. Is it time for break? What's going on? I don't know why I apologize. I apologize. I don't know why the fuck y 'all won't pop up here tonight when I ain't got no liquor. Y 'all made me sick. No, no, but this is. How you been? This is a big race. Especially the way things are now. Love you, Jack. You know, I got a little love for you, brother. I think everybody should watch the
Speaker: It's a miniseries on HBO. Even when we fight. Called John Adams. Have you seen this? No. It's literally about America's declaration of independence and all that stuff. It literally starts. It takes place like three. It starts taking place. The first episode starts like a year before the signing of the Declaration of Independence. And it's actually Paul B. Giamatti fucking kills it at John Adams.
Speaker: And the dude, I don't know. He's one of those guys in the show, the guy that plays George Washington. Fuck, dude. Spitting image. You know, if you look at pictures of your paintings of George Washington and his cat playing him, you're like, what? Yeah, I get it. But it's really good. The only problem I have with it, it is very long -winded. It's a lot of talking.
Speaker: Yeah, it sounds, let's just be honest. Let's be honest, Jeffrey. Sounds incredibly boring. It is. That's the glory of nonsensical nonsense, guys. That is the glory of nonsensical nonsense. We never have a topic. We just come in here and hang out and shoot the shit. Jay Money, we can shoot the link. I want to see what you can add to the show.
Speaker: Jason. We did that once. Remember, Tony? I'll do it again right now. It will last 10 minutes. Jason, I'm out. Tony and everybody's like, God damn. What the fuck happened to Jason? That's why his ass ain't got a shirt. Get your ass up here. Lenny, you want to produce? We're all ears. We're all ears. I'm here for all the new ideas.
Speaker: Jay, Jay, he did himself out the goddamn show. No. No. What the hell was I going to say? That's the fire people. Pothead kid was good. Hey, he got me started, man. I wonder if we could have had some shit. Y 'all here, y 'all want to come up, let's do it. You want the link, I'll put it in the room.
Speaker: Susie, what are we doing? I'm confused, too. Sorry, my dolly is just confused. Hold on, I didn't know that was you, Polo. What's going on? Polo's one of the guys on Air Time at Rosewood. He's a young kid. He's got a young one coming. I had a good conversation with him. He straightened himself out, so I do want to say what's up to him. All jokes aside,
Speaker: I'm glad you're doing good, kid. You, Isaiah, two youngsters that roll with us. I was very cautious about shit, but y 'all are listening. You coming positive. I ain't mad at you. Welcome aboard. This is reckless as it is over there in airtime, but we're trying to do something broadcast -wise here, honestly, over just the regular smack talking that we do on airtime. Yeah, you are cool, kid. You are with me, man. You already fucking know, man. You already fucking know. I thought of one of my thinking, nothing crazy. He's 21. We talk shit.
Speaker: Once you become 21, you can drink. We talk shit. That's a grown man. I've been able to talk shit until he turns 21. I was going to say that. Well, what I was trying to do was be grown with the youngsters, being that he's so much younger than me, and make sure that he's got his stuff together. Tony, Tony, I hate to be the better friend of yours, but everyone on the internet is younger than you.
Speaker: Basically, everybody on the planet is younger than you. This is where Poland gets his little punk ass cussed out. First of all, fuck you, the shit you smoke, the way you shake your beard, and the pets that look you in your mouth. Kiss my ass. I like KD. KD, you're my homie. Grandpa D. Grandpa D.
Speaker: Hello, Jeffrey. Biggest to all of y 'all, they are watching this already. Tell me a story about when everything was in black and white before color showed up. Yeah, that's the only one we took of your ass when you was born, you little bitch. Shut up. Yeah, you just proved my point. You're way older than me because you took my pole. Sorry, that might be your fault to keep it up.
Speaker: Oh, wow. Tony, he's your dad too. So, that means I can use that word. This motherfucker said, I'm Mr. Clean, man. Fuck you, Tony. Fuck you, you little goonies strut double reject. He's nursing. He's that Michael Jackson nephew. He's America.
Speaker: We have, we have an official, we have an official name change in the building. Ladies and gentlemen, if you direct yourselves at turn your stuff before you wreck yourself, sir. Grandpa D. Grandpa D.
Speaker: How about Tony? How about Tony? Trump's website melting down. No, that's Jay Jay. That's you. When you don't have any attention, you melt down. Keep it up. For those of you who might have bought into the propaganda. For those of you who may have bought into the propaganda.
Speaker: and the, and the, and the hate speech. We're not as bad as, as what you think we are or what you've heard. We're actually a lot of likable guys. Yeah, I'm an asshole and apparently racist too. Um, Tony, did you hear Chris and I are going to officially change our names. He's going on.
Speaker: You're a bastard. Stop fucking with me. No, no, no. That's the dude from Deliverance. That's not a bird's mouth. I mean, you feel like a beating boy.
Speaker: Lenny, that came from when we was in one room, they decided to call me Grandpa Dan. Polar's trying to make a stick. That's why when I see him, I'm going to shave his ass. He's the old head of the park telling the kids, back in my day, this wasn't the point, it would sound like, fuck you, you little bastard. What's that movie where, what's that fucking movie where the old guy,
Speaker: Wait, wait, wait. You like that glit? You like that name? I like that your glasses off. I ain't even mad at you, bro. I'm crying. I see that shit. I ain't even mad at you, bro. That shit's funny. Ladies and gentlemen, let me help you all out with something. This is how racist white people talk. I don't know how much more evidence you motherfuckers need out there. If it ain't my dick in your mouth, you're thinking about sex with me somehow, someway. This is why I keep a distance with some of these motherfuckers.
Speaker: Tony, I've never had sexual inclinations towards you. I'm just saying that now.
Speaker: You just said last week when I talk crazy terms you want. Stop lying. You cannot love me. You damn ears rub your nipples like Overton don't live a single. Stop lying. Stop fucking with me. Oh, man. Listen, I'm only into women. I'm only into women. I don't want none of you homosexual, bisexual, transgender men. Y 'all get the fuck off my dick, all right?
Speaker: I'm going to take you to Thailand. Exactly. How many of us have been dealing with this shit? No, Nurse, I cannot. I'm with Nursey. Yeah, I'm with Nursey. I mean, that's very wordy. It's funny. It's funny. It's very wordy.
Speaker: Lenny, listen, I've done broadcasts and you haven't been there. You know I'll bring you up. You're just not gonna talk for 30 minutes. You gotta have content. I don't wanna hear no more rants. You have to have content. Lenny, if we have to have a better platform or a better broadcast on our show, when you come on, you gotta talk about more than what you're going through. Let's make that deal.
Speaker: I want to get KD up on the show. This motherfucker is killed. This is the start of a new world. That little shit comes up here. I'm on his ass. This motherfucker said, is this the start of a new grown -ups movie? Yeah, you the new little rascal. Keep it up. Where to go, Mark? Where to go, Mark? Where to go, Mark? Where to go, Mark?
Speaker: I owe you a bottle. I owe you a bottle. Do me a favor. Find your bottle. Name your prayers. Get at me. I owe you a bottle for that shit. He's literally going most expensive bottle of wine. Lenny said, let her up. Do you feel that way? How do you feel about that? I'm down. I don't know. Maybe next time.
Speaker: Maybe next time? Maybe Saturday night. Maybe Saturday night. Maybe Saturday night. We got like a half hour left. We only got like a half hour left. It's Wednesday, I guess. Yeah, we got to have a time restriction with her ass. And you are not going to do this. No, it's Wednesday. I got a crazy busy day tomorrow. I got to get a bed at least now. I ain't got a crazy day tomorrow, too. Start my day with a four hour nap. Yeah. Wake up. Bullshit ass day you be having.
Speaker: Oh, this I would like Terry Crews little nerdy cousin. Okay. You look like you look like the older brother from Everybody Hates Chris. Okay. You look like Captain America before the steroids. Keep fucking with me. I am that sexy. No, you're not.
Speaker: Lenny, you cannot handle a half hour because you don't want to get off. And like I said, after 10 minutes, you're going to start ranting. This is what I know about you, because I used to be one of the few people who broadcast a year and a half ago. Don't do this. Don't do this. I don't think that's what she was talking about, Tony. I know what she was talking about. I just thought I was thinking about it. You were talking all sexy, Tony. Lord, grant me your strength.
Speaker: Jesus, I'm just saying.
Speaker: Well, he's Jewish. He killed Jesus. His people killed Jesus. We laugh together every episode. We do. Oh, 100%. We do. Even when we're serious, we can still make fun. You watch it 3 AM and you break your work. I remember you still work nights. We always laugh. What are you talking about? We always laugh. I know some of your coworkers enjoy the music broadcast I've done. I might do one in that. I'm definitely planning on doing one tomorrow. I just need to know what they want to hear. I haven't done one for your crew in a minute.
Speaker: I remember when I would do the broadcast, you said they were jammers. So let me know when you talk to them, please. Tell me, I want to hear in former. No. In former. Choosing people. Choosing people to be putting the ashtrays. Shit, I'm sorry. Jesus.
Speaker: You can't help it. That's your problem. You can't help it. Oh, no. Chris opened up that bottle. Now my Jew jokes are running through my head and I'm like, nope, can't say that. We'll bring up one day. And like I said, this is actually his original broadcast. Jeff is a homeboy. They grew up together in high school.
Speaker: I met them on that platform we was on. Oh, Lenny, I know. He's always had a crush on me. They asked me to come on last year. So I've been up here for about a year rocking with these dudes. They're fucking ridiculous. But we have more good moments than anything. That's why I'm still here. Even everybody says this shit. Oh, my god. See, Jay, this is what we're talking about right there. Yeah, you do, Jay. This is what we're talking about. I know you ain't talking about low -level responses. You said, motherfucker, no. No, no, no, no, no. I give Jay the old mind comp.
Speaker: He is everybody's jealous of my beard
Speaker: Tony talks more about my beard than anybody else. He does. No, I want to talk about it after you talk about it. I'll just respond to the shit you said. He would literally brought it up like four times today. Because he talks about the fucking time. I know he's going to talk about it every episode. I know. Look at him. He looks like they're going to talk about it. He's like Fabio with a... He's the bearded Fabio. Fabio plays with his hair. Chris plays with his beard.
Speaker: Nursy, I still talk. You never bring out my beer. I see him. He hasn't been broadcasted. No, you're good, Lenny. Probably about a month ago. Oh, Debbie, stop it. Yes. Yet you can find the time to come up here and talk. You stupid fucker. I am a baby. Hey, Deb, I found some. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. A little bit. I found some for you. It's right back here. Hold on a second. Let me get it. Yeah, I got one too.
Speaker: There it is. That's for you, little bit. You fat sack of sad shit. I 100 % agree. I'm not one to talk shit about people right away, but I'm sure as to get sick of your stupid shit. He's on Twitch, lady. You stay on Twitter. Just because you do not agree with what we do does not mean, if you don't like it, there's 400 billion other shit you can fucking watch. You fucking cow!
Speaker: That video is fucking hilarious, Nersi. That video of him getting popped in the face is hilarious. I don't see that. Holy, you would. I'm going to bring... Katie, if you're available Saturday night, I would love to bring you up here for a little bit. I'm going to come up now, I'm telling you. That dog outside for a little bit. He's ready to come up now, I'm telling you.
Speaker: I'm telling you, I think I know I 100 % agree, but Katie Polar, I would love to bring you up Saturday night with us. Or you just just hang out for a little bit Saturday night, come up and hang out with us. That's the great thing about this show. The show is so random and I think that we have zero plan.
Speaker: I think I would love to, you know, once the chatters box gets more active and everything like that, I would love to dedicate the entire last hour to just hanging out with the chatters box. Oh, 100%. With the chatters box and interacting with those guys. And getting their perspective on what we were talking about. We're only funny sometimes, too. Well, we're always hilarious in our own minds.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. I don't know. I'm the funniest person on the show. Right? Yeah. See? I agree with myself. I'm the funny champ. You're funny looking. You're not wrong. I am funny looking. I keep telling Nikki that all the time. She's like, you're so sexy. And I'm like. Oh, no. For Christmas, this year, I'm sending Nikki glasses. I'm just saying.
Speaker: Liddy. I'm trying to help Tony win that bet. Liddy, you broadcast is my question. Anybody who has a problem with what we do, let's just go ahead and put this out there real quick and in a hurry because we're having fun and we're laughing and we're getting a little more joke and now people want to get all hateful and spiteful for no fucking reason. Yeah, because we're on views, yeah. For you, hateful ass motherfuckers. Please. Please. Yes, Liddy.
Speaker: inform us of what you do and what kind of content you bring to the table. Yeah. Feel free. Feel free to. Feel free to. What kind of content do you bring to the table? That's what I thought. Shut up. Let's go, widow.
Speaker: I love this dude. Where has this guy been? He has been running air time more than anything. I'm not going to lie. He has been running air time. I have more content in my little toe than you have ever provided to any platform. 100 % I 100 % agree with that.
Speaker: You don't have to actually be alive, but you are.
Speaker: Coachy Prue. That's my dude. That's my homie. I love that dude. Coachy, listen, me and that Uber tripping out so hard over there, I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. And he started coming on when I was talking about what we've been doing since the other platform shutdown. And for those of you that don't know, the platform that we used to be on as of three days ago has been 10 fucking months. And I made a big ass think about it. What the fuck are we doing since then? Coachy's been up here with us, Tony Dean. He's been up here with us on Mondays. When?
Speaker: That's the one I was looking for. He came up. Wait. Thank you. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second.
Speaker: He actually did try to come on the show with me one time, but I tried to bring him up and it didn't work. He hasn't been back since I got that. He has been trying to check out the broadcast, because I'm going to be honest. And I spread this over there. A lot of what we're doing over there, we're getting fucking redundant. We need to do something else. We need to do something better. That's because you're hanging out with dumbasses in my world that we just want to live in a drama belt world. But I had talked to him last week. We got an idea for a couple of shows we're working on, which are the pros for that. First we try to work on another one.
Speaker: No, not on Twitch. Can you join us? Didn't you join us when we were still on Haps? Huh? Didn't coach you join us when we were still on Haps? Coach was on us when I was over there, yes. I'm talking about him. I know, that's why I met him too. But didn't he join us? I don't know if he joined the show. I know he was on Smoke Show with us one time. He did come up with Smoke Show. And Coachy knows how to bring
Speaker: subject matter controversial and not controversial. Bring anything to the table, KD. You don't have to be loud on Twitch, Coach. I'll show you how to go loud. Don't say a fucking cow. I'm just saying. Well, yes, you do get a rubber cigarette, some milk, a little basket.
Speaker: You talking about me? No, I'm talking about, uh, polar's ass. I can't find a fucking lighter that works. I get him tomorrow. No, that's, that's right. Polar's a young dude. I think he's going to be awesome. They chill out with us. No, I ain't getting no joke. We're busy talking. Damn it. Stop with me. That was a joke.
Speaker: Toby, he would be. And Toby, honestly, let me know what we can do with those ideas talked about last week. I'm serious. Because you know we can make that happen in a minute. Just like that. You know that. Toby is definitely trying to come up with stuff, and I credit her for that. We had a good discussion about it last week.
Speaker: Oh, but he quit complaining and whining and nagging and getting upset. Anxiety is bad for your health too, bro. You know, Lenny, if I can find a lighter, I'd like to fucking figure it out. I know. At the end of the day, I have the same feeling about other people smoking and other people doing drugs. And it's not hurting anyone else who gives a shit. Lenny's been catching hell over them. What's wrong with you?
Speaker: Unless you're frozen. Frozen? Yeah, he's frozen. I will, let me see you tomorrow. So I came in here to get you guys in, but that's a lady I'll spit you a page. She keeps telling me she's normal. Do you agree? I think she's normal. I've actually told lady I think she's - I can't really say much about - We haven't talked to her. He hasn't talked to her in over a year. I think lady's stuck in Jumanji and we need to get her out. I'm just not going to the video game. The best we can do is what we've been doing as far as I can help us.
Speaker: Main creator was gone. I will tell every last one of y 'all. Honestly, he said the door's going to be open Saturday. I think Saturday's going to be exciting if you all could join, if you all could come aboard for those who like to be a part of this show. And even people who just want to compensate. I think it's awesome. We really are random up here polling, just so you know. We don't have ideas. We do have a plan, but we carry the conversation. We just start going. And it's fun. It's fun. It is.
Speaker: Holy stupid. I'm very sure you show off
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Speaker: You have to have the clicker and I use the lighter to light it. Oh, you have to light it after you turn it on. Right. It's old school. Well, no, I got it. It's got a clicker on it.
Speaker: Debbie, I'm going to answer your question. Debbie, I'm going to answer your question. You want to know what I'm doing with these guys? There's a lot of people trying to broadcast with the other developers. So I'm here with them, I'm here with Ted, I'm here with Smith, more than anything. Now I'm up there with Rich as well. We had a good time. It was random. Debbie, I still do my own broadcast as well. You do know that. Hey Debbie, go fuck yourself.
Speaker: I put a thing on our in our Instagram story for all you hating right now. Go ahead and well, you're probably already watching us on Instagram. So go ahead and hit that. Go ahead and hit that nonsense school nonsense podcast. Follow on Instagram and check out our story. That's a shout out to all you fucking losers who come in here and comment dumb shit.
Speaker: if you don't like me and you still watch everything I do, bitch, you a fan. Shout out to our fans. What? No. All day until midnight and then it becomes the night. What's happening tonight?
Speaker: No, he doesn't. What's he waiting for? Sean has the time with him. No, February only has 28 days unless it's a leap year. And if it's a leap year, then they have time. Oh, they both have one.
Speaker: Yeah, I was gonna say where your husband ran away because I'll do it. I can talk just stupid. That's a lie. We don't cross. That's a lie. I can.
Speaker: And now I'm starting to slowly get pissed off because it's getting old and she can go suck a cock because I'm sick of out of this shit There's no reason to come in here and talk to your party and say something nice It's the old rule if you don't probably put up with you somewhere else
Speaker: If I was your husband, I would have prayed it for cancer and killed me too. Wow. How to take that slow and painful ass death over dealing with you. Oh no. Oh no. You can wow all you want. You can wow all you want.
Speaker: She started this. We can't afford the producer fee. You can't go ahead and take punishment. You're trying to be allowed. Bye, Lenny. We'll bring you up sometime, Lenny, if you can behave yourself. She can behave herself. You already know that. You already know that. Be well. This is not demolition, man. Be well. That's a good one, Tony. I like that.
Speaker: Lenny, maybe we'll bring you up Saturday night for a little bit. I would listen to your ideas. You already know. You already know.
Speaker: I would, I just want to know what you think. I mean, I would be down to listen. I know Lenny's been, Lenny and I have had our differences and we've had our squabbles and everything like that. But we've also talked about things and we've been told. Because I think there's so much about Flint. But I would be interested in listening to Lenny's ideas, in all honesty, to be honest and honest. I'm gonna tell you this, I've asked him. Because I know she's been around.
Speaker: I don't mean any disrespect by this, but I know she's like, she's been around and she's, she's, she kind of knows the ins and outs and stuff like that. So I'm absolutely willing to. You kept getting on me about that before. I said, give me an idea and so much dick. And she'd be like, what you got to do that? I can't tell you what it is. I said, well, if you want to tell me so many opinions, what the fuck are you suggesting? I was going to do a podcast, but then I got a high. Oh, you're an idiot.
Speaker: Don't start don't don't start no **** won't be no **** Oh boy. I cannot be ignored. I'm bringing you up, Katie. Katie, we are bringing you up Saturday night. Just so you don't love that little **** I'm telling you that you're a little you are you are coming up Saturday night and you are hanging out. He is the northern Midwest version of
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Speaker: Ah. Poor, sad, fat, desperate widow looking for attention. I hope you feel better about yourself. We've given you attention tonight. Can you use better tonight? You got attention. You got attention. You're a nobody. Nobody cares about you. Nobody cares about you.
Speaker: me. Nobody cares about you. But people only care when you're actually pushing their product, you know, when you're promoting what they do. If you're going to, yeah.
Speaker: It just makes you look petty and very, very sad. I feel bad for you. I want to feel bad for you that you need to do this to get attention because your life is so fucking sad. My significant other is breathing. That's fucked up. I don't give a fuck, Tony. I know it's fucked up, but you know what? You want to
Speaker: You want to fucking dance? Let's dance. Our man Jack Nicholas said it best in Batman. You ever danced with the devil on the power moonlight? You want to go down this road? You want to keep acting like this? You want to keep playing this fucking game, Deb? I'm a cold -hearted motherfucker with no empathy and no sympathy. Nursy, that's Debbie. Debbie McCabe. If you really want to go down this road, because I've been avoiding every one of these goofy -ass motherfuckers.
Speaker: I mean, you come in here and talk to this podcast for no reason, unprovoked for no reason. And I said it a while back, I was nothing but nice to you, but you jumped on a bandwagon because you felt important and you felt like you mattered. And you jumped on a bandwagon, the hate bandwagon for this show, simply because I'm on it, simply because all I did was stand up for Tony D. Paul, are you stupid? So I'm making you look stupid.
Speaker: You don't matter. You don't matter. You take your apps away from you. You're going to be sad and alone. Hey, Leslie. Long story. Long story. You don't matter. Take your apps, your phone, your computer, everything away from you. You're sitting in your house sad and alone every day and every night. You don't matter. Yes, Rick Costa. What's going on, Rick?
Speaker: You brought this upon yourself. I don't go after women. I've never gone after women. Pull the shit up. I'm sorry. Is Peniel a woman? Because that's who I went after. Is Peniel a woman? Peniel's not a woman. Peniel's not a woman. Peniel's not a woman. OK. That's who I went after. So. Pull the shit up. I'll be over there, Toby. I'll be over there when this is over. I'll be over there when this is over. I'll be over there when this is over. I'll be over there when this is over. I'll be over there when this is over. I'll be over there when this is over. I'll be over there when this is over. I'll be over there when this is over. I'll be over there when this is over. I'll be over there when this is over. I'll be over there when this is over. I'll be over there when this is over. I'll be over there when this is over.
Speaker: Oh, I went after Helen since you brought the name into it after she went after me. After she came at me. You know, here's I have a little thing to say and and and if I am, then I don't give a fuck. At the end of the day, either if you don't have, you know, Kevin Little, he's like one of the blogs and here's my thing. Hi, sweet pea. How are you? How you been? Long time. Yeah, that's right. Go away. You stupid fucking cock because you're pissing me off.
Speaker: If you, here's the thing, here's the thing. And I hope everybody understands this and I hope everybody feels the same way. I'm gonna stick up for my friends. I'm gonna stick up for people I call family. And these two gentlemen - Exactly, that's what I'm doing. And these two gentlemen in this podcast, I consider family. I consider both of these gentlemen my brother. I went after somebody who, in my opinion, stepped out of line and crossed the line
Speaker: for Tony and then other people came at me. Once other people came at me, I went after them. Great. I'm not going to come at you unless you come at me. We was all in here. That's because you matter so much in my life that you telling me to go suck something means so much to me. No, I have no, I don't. I'm going to tell you what to do. Hey, little bit, go fuck a duck, you stupid fucking cunt. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to you.
Speaker: I have, no, I'm not bringing Helen into this. Debbie, Debbie, she's not talking to you. Y 'all got to take it easy. I'm not bringing Helen into this. We had our squabble. I hope she's doing her thing. I hope her thing is going good. I don't talk about her. I supported her before everything started. And despite everything that went down, I did a podcast.
Speaker: And I manned up even when I didn't have to. And I said, go do your thing. Go be happy. If this is what makes you happy, then go do your thing. I don't care. As long as you're doing what you do. Yeah, no, no, no, no. And that's no ill will. No bad or anything like that. I'm just saying like she came at me and I went back at her, which is what normal people do. I don't know. I was brought up in a different world where if you come at me, I'm going to come at you. I don't care who you are.
Speaker: So I hope she's still doing her music thing. I hope that's still thriving. In all honesty, I'm not gonna stalk her or seek her out or anything like that. But no, I hope she's still doing her music thing because I enjoyed it before we had our Tiff and I liked what she was doing. I thought it was cool. You missed it, Leslie. That's what I'm trying to tell you. You missed it. I'm trying to tell you you missed it.
Speaker: Well, when he came up here, a little bit came in here, it just went fucking sideways. So no. And I don't, you know, I, for those who come in here constantly with the hate and the bullshit and the dumb shit, then yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm coming. I'm locked and loaded. What we do in here every week, three times a week is just come in here and have fun. That's why Tony's still here.
Speaker: He said it multiple times. We come in here, we have fun, we laugh, we joke, we bust each other's balls. And that's what we want to keep it at. I don't care about all the drama. I don't care about the he said, she said, or she said on apps that won't even be around in six months. I don't care. Your girl is still alive. Leslie, I know. I said that too. You'll see it. I did say that. They stopped caring.
Speaker: But no, I don't care about all the other bullshit. But Deb's been coming up in here for months and I've been ignoring shit for a long time. I've been ignoring shit for a long time with little bit or Deb or whatever the fuck she wants to call herself. And now it's just, I'm done. I don't fucking care. We're doing our thing. We're hanging out. We're having fun. If you guys want to watch it, I encourage you. And if you guys want to come up here,
Speaker: Come up and hang out. Tony D can invite you guys. KD, hopefully you can come up. I hope KD comes up Saturday night, because this young cat seems like a fucking trip. I'm going to have to do the podcast. You're going to be ignored if you don't wait your fucking turn. That's why you're going to feel that way. Sit your way. KD, you're not going to be ignored. You're going to be live on camera. I got to do the show Saturday night.
Speaker: Call yourself whatever you want to call yourself Your comments right now. We're going to show a 15 minutes. We covered up here right now Your comments lead people to believe that you're ugly and sad I completely feel sad for you that you have to come up here or somebody's some people are actually trying to do something but they're afraid to try to create something and try to start drama because you're such a fucking lonely person and
Speaker: That just makes you a giant piece of shit. Go to your room. How old is Katie? Katie, how old are you? What do you fucking want? Oh my god. That explains a lot. I told you that three times up here. Anyhow, you only 10 minutes when you talk. You forgot. I've been around your ass a few months. No. You only think of it. Katie, Katie, clear sketch. You know what I'm saying? I just think that. I just want to say, you want to shut up.
Speaker: And you know what? I'm gonna almost do one. I'm gonna do one from Tony Deak. We did this a couple weeks ago. It ain't none of you bitches show up Saturday night. I'll give you guys an hour. I'll give you guys one hour. Amnesty hour. One hour. You want to pull up. Pull up. Speak your grievances. One hour. In the second hour. In the second hour.
Speaker: I'll give you one hour, pull up and speak your grievances. Live on camera. Oh, and by the way, I'm not like the rest of you. I won't delete it and I won't edit it.
Speaker: You guys see the comments you've been nursing you guys can I'll be the bad guy You can paint me out the bad guys. I know you guys can't see the comments. She's been rolling up here in here for months Dropping little snide ass remarks dropping little bullshit ass and I've been ignoring it I have been ignoring the fuck out of it
Speaker: couple of weeks ago, she came in here full bore. Now, it's a fake act where she's nice. She's a **** cut at the end of the day. I don't believe in action. No. So, yeah. Not tonight for real. They don't do weekends which are good. Oh, let's be busy. Yeah, let's be busy. Let's be busy. Let's leave Mondays or Wednesdays. You want to come up here and let us know. You can come up here and you can
Speaker: Yeah, for months and I've been ignoring it. And I'll say it again, I said it a couple of weeks ago, I had never been nothing but nice to death.
Speaker: nothing but nice overly nice to anybody and I'm sick and tired of the fucking comments overly nice to death for for the entirety of this show and then when she came in here dropping out all the comments I ignored them I you know even when even even one night when she wrote me the riot act and told me how much of a piece of shit I was how I wasn't a man and no woman would ever love me and I would die alone and I ignored it I didn't go off on it
Speaker: only getting annoyed right now. Keep playing with me. So what she's getting, for those of you guys who don't see her comments, is just deserved. Papadi. Papadi is absolutely 100 % justified. Yeah. You can only push somebody so far at the end of the day.
Speaker: And like I said, if you got a problem with me or me or this show, come on up. I'm gonna let you pay for that one. That's what we're talking about, man. That's the only time we can deal with this son of a bitch. That's the only reason why we can deal with this son of a bitch.
Speaker: I'm six to 290 pounds and I still and I still got a little bit of a six pack going so go ahead and call me a full of reward. This is street brisket. You don't want to do this.
Speaker: Oh, we're uh, we're uh, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna pull polar up here Saturday night. He's gonna get all he's gonna get all the beef. He want all the smoke. I'm gonna be sure Jesus tree Saturday before I come up here. Three way rubbing tub. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker: Nursing, you missed the comments. That's the best thing I can tell you. She said I went at women nursing. Nursing, she said I went. I went at women. Helen and I had it and Helen. If you get this twisted or you get this wrong way, I'm not trying to start a fight with you. I'm not saying anything bad. I'm just saying Helen and I had a situation.
Speaker: She came at me. I went back at her. We went back and forth for a minute. I said, I'm done. I washed my hands. I'm clean. I don't give a fuck. Do what you do. I'm going to do what I do. And that was that. So and that's where Deb is coming from. All this bullshit. She's got her blinders on. She's very one sided.
Speaker: And it is what it is. But she's been in here for months. Dropping stupid fucking comments and then leaving because she's afraid of the repercussions of her actions. And tonight she pissed me off because so many people were in here. Because all y 'all were in here. And all y 'all get to see the fake Deb on air time or whatever else. Y 'all get to see that fake bullshit.
Speaker: And she was in here feeling real brave and real tough hiding behind her keyboard. But at the end of the day, she's mad right now because she got called out and she got put in her place. She's a sad sack. She's just a sad sack, lonely, and has nothing going for her. Yep. Jay, all I got to tell you is your money is good here. You can not.
Speaker: I wish you could think we actually care because we don't. I mean, I'm not I'm not the one popping up on air. I'm not the one going on in people's lives and talking shit and then running away like a little **** that you are.
Speaker: I'm not the one popping up wherever you are, dropping little snide -ass remarks and comments or anything else. At the end of the day, two times a week, do I actually go on to social media? And that's here on the show. And for you to come up here and talk shit all this time and then run away before we say anything back because you're chicken shit and you can't be
Speaker: you know, you know, Jeff's, Jeff's belly is ridiculous. How long are you? It's yours, Chris, by the way. I was that's bad. That's that's about as bad as I get. I was never nothing but nice to him. So, I mean, I've never been nothing nice to anything and for me to be called out the way I've been called out tonight pisses me off. So, you know what? **** her. I dare her to **** come to
Speaker: Thank you. I don't care who wears it. Yeah, I know, Darcy. Like I said, I was nothing but nice to her. I was nothing but always nice to her. And it is what it is. I don't fucking care. At the end of the day, I'm done. I keep, I'm giving her what she wants. I agree. And sorry, I moved my chair, so I'm sitting on my toilet. But at the end of the day, this is the last time I'm going to comment on this.
Speaker: If you don't have anything tonight to say, stay the fuck out of the fucking chat. Go somewhere else, go bitch at somebody else. From now on, as of Saturday night, because Saturday night, I'm sure this will come up in the conversation. But as of Saturday night, fine, whatever. As of Saturday night, if you don't have anything nice to say, I'm going to bother you.
Speaker: I said, I said, as Tony D says, as Tony D does in the second hour, I'm going to, I'm going to pull it Tony is amnesty hour. You got one hour. It's Saturday night. You know, we're going to go long. We'll give you airtime. If you want to talk shit, come on in here with your airtime. And I promise you, you will leave variety because I'm going to go full on uncensored.
Speaker: Today's Wednesday. Wednesday until midnight. It turns into Thursday. Jeff, you got a question in the chat. My question. Valle Muertes from Finest is about 45 minutes. An hour tops, traffic -wise.
Speaker: Nerci, I've never had a problem with you. I've always thought you were cool. So hopefully you don't take this wrong. I've never had a problem with anyone. No, she's sitting back. Nerci, you got nothing to do with this. You sit back. You're good. You're good. Nerci, if you want to judge me, feel free to. Everybody else does. If you want to judge yourself, feel free to. Nerci's been up here. She's been in the comments. She's hanging out with us. She knows what we like to do.
Speaker: I just, I can't keep doing this shit with these fucking people, man. Motherfuckers want to hate on us in the shadows, but y 'all too fucking afraid when we call you out and we call you up.
Speaker: Oh boy. So again, we did this two weeks ago and Tony, Tony was counted down and Tony, Tony D was counted down. Tony D was counted down every, every, every, every 15 minutes. Tony D was counted down. I'm doing it. I am doing it. Saturday night you got, you got from the seven o 'clock. I really hate you. I really hate you. I really hate you.
Speaker: You got from the seven o 'clock to eight o 'clock hour. If you got a problem, pull up. Outside of that, it's done. And fuck y 'all. At the end of the day, if you don't like us, if you're that upset, I don't know, watch the Kurt Cobain documentary and take notes. Stop that shit. Take notes. Stop that shit. Take notes. Jay, you have a creepy love for old white kids.
Speaker: I mean, you're not wrong, Jay. You got jokes, motherfucker? You got jokes, motherfucker? This could be three. Three. Yeah, three o 'clock. So we'll go long. Jay, your creepiness is worse than mine because I don't buy toys to get over. Nor do I shop for them.
Speaker: Is it bad if you shop or buy or have toys, but you have a significant other that you use them together? Whatever, Deadpool. Whatever, Deadpool. You saw the face you made. Keep playing. One woman confused like, oh, this is what you want, but something's not right.
Speaker: I don't know. I kind of like this, but I don't know if I should. Jesus Christ. I just built seed in the soul of my computer. Fucking around with y 'all. No, motherfuckers. Damn. Look at the space of the show. I'm proud of all of y 'all. Tony, can you call your cousin, Mr. Clean? Wipes aren't working. Polar, polar, polar.
Speaker: Are you finished with the stones yet so you can get back to your regular time? You're gaining weight, so look like you're wasting time down there. No, I would like to apologize. I'm sorry, you guys who were listening for the first time are hanging out in here. I'm sorry, Tony D took a wrong turn. No, Toby, I'm not. Jeff is married. I have a girlfriend. I have a girlfriend.
Speaker: Tony D is unmarried. Tony's up for grabs, ladies. I'm just saying. I'm divorced. Don't say that, Jeff. I'm divorced. Don't say that, Tony. We'll have to make another. I did more. I told her twice today. I don't know if she saw it or not, but I told her twice today. Oh, shit. It's Eleanor's birthday? Yes. Well, happy birthday, Matt.
Speaker: Happy birthday, Eleanor. I ought to send her a message or something on Instagram. I didn't know it was her birthday. Jay, you need to figure out how to do the show better. I'm listening for all ears. No, you're right, Jason. I did say that. The last hours for the chatters box and whatever happens, I guess.
Speaker: Be good, Nursey, take care. Nursing, be careful. Nursing, have a good day. Time for the music. I'm looking. We're going to end the show with Rock Lee. Happy birthday, Eleanor. Yeah, happy birthday to Eleanor. I'm going to send her a message. I didn't realize it was her birthday.
Speaker: Jay, I asked you the question, you haven't answered it yet. We told you that before, when you came up here last year, you haven't answered it yet. We're listening for the answers. If you think you can improve this show, that goes, Jay, it goes the leading since you made the comments in the first place. And anybody else out there, Saturday during the amnesty hour, outside of the opinions, it's gonna take that long. We wanna listen to all the ideas that you think can improve this show. On camera, with a microphone, no backdrop, you on camera,
Speaker: unless you're scared, you punk bitches. Debbie, my mother knows better, trust me. But no. We told you that's how it's supposed to be. I've been trying to work on that for months. And I'm going to go ahead and throw this out there. The bad part is it took some bullshit with the fucking hat. Well, when you're at the cemetery telling your mommy on us, go ahead and make sure you say hi to your husband for us. I'm going to give you a fuck up lick. Let's fuck up. Let's fuck up. I don't give a fuck. You know what?
Speaker: It's fuck around and find out time. I'm sorry. My man said it best in the breakfast club. My man said it best in the breakfast club. If you mess with the bowl, you're gonna get the orange.
Speaker: Shout out to our haters. We're gonna do this show with a little Rockly EDM Combat remixes on YouTube and on all social media. Go show them some love. Let them know we sent you. We'll see you assholes Saturday night. And I don't mean that in a bad way, but we'll see you guys Saturday night. Much love, appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Enjoy a little EDM Combat remixes. Thank you, the haters.
Speaker: I hate everything about you, why do I love you? I hate everything about you, why
Speaker: thing about you
Speaker: Yeah, buddy. Oh, rockly EDM combat remixes to wrap the show up. Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully enjoy the show.
Speaker: Tony's already catching 17 different kinds of hell because all the drama queens are already on air time, typing away, doing what they do. It is what it is. Bring your bitch ass. Hey Tony, make sure they can hear us. Bring your monkey asses up in here.
Speaker: Saturday night, I'm not second hour. You can come up in here and you can speak your mind and speak your grievances. I'm sick and tired of it. I'm done with it. I've said this multiple times, but I'm fucking done with it. You all are some sad ass motherfuckers who aren't doing anything with your lives, talking shit to people who are doing shit and creating drama for no reason other than to fulfill your pathetic fucking lives. Great.
Speaker: Thank you for listening. Thank you for hanging out. This is nonsensical nonsense. He's Tony D. That's Jeffrey. I'm Glick. If you've got a problem with me, I want the small. Jeffrey, what do you got to say? He's frozen. Jeffrey, what do you have to say? You're trying to think of something nice, that's what he said.
Speaker: fuck me in this i'm trying to be something nice where i don't you know but no just say what you're supposed to say and and not to drag this out fine dudes as i'm out i'm just saying i i've been nice i've been cordial and i'm getting pulled into this shit and that's what's missing i agree and lenny by the way the reason why i wasn't smoking is that my lighter broke and i had to find one
Speaker: I find the problem to work. This is a lot of what I've been dealing with for the past 10 months. Try to keep everybody together. People got to produce your language, people got to put about this for the most part. So I'm not going to give my tradition because I don't need it to everybody. I'm just going to say, hopefully, honestly, truthfully, I can't wait to see y 'all Saturday.
Speaker: Oh, I 100 % agree. I'm coming. I can't wait to see that. Fuck. Fuck trying to keep people together who just want division and that's what I've been told and that everybody sees the evidence. You gotta remember Tony. The problem with the world today is everybody's divided and you're trying to hold everybody together. You can't be that blue all the time. I can't.
Speaker: But you can't be that blue. And it's just going to stress you out to the end of the world. It has stressed me out. So obviously, I'm not mad at nobody as much as I want to fix it. I can't wait to see y 'all Saturday. Seriously, y 'all check us out. Follow us everywhere. Follow the podcast. But y 'all going to be talking shit about this afterwards. I hope each and every last follower of the damn show, any subscriber, anybody who's ever liked it, anybody who's ever been up here, I hope all of y 'all are here Saturday.
Speaker: If you're talking about it after this show and you're that mad, make sure you tag us, pussies. Yeah, exactly. Oh, boy. Yeah. And with that being said. Go ahead and tag us, nonsensical nonsense podcast. Any time you want to tag us. Yeah. Go ahead. Careful coming at me. Oh, social medias. What? Oh, yeah. Listen, listen, listen. I'll give it to you, buddy. I'm sorry, Tony. Tony, I'm going to have to be still alive. Wait, why were you still alive? Go ahead. While we're still alive, I want to apologize to you, Tony, because I know you're going to catch the most shit.
Speaker: Well, yeah, because Tony's going to put himself in it. And that's why I said tag us. Tag me. Well, the reason why I'm in it is because I'm involved with everybody involved. I get it. I will give me a new bottle for that one. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm going to do that. I'm going to have myself comfortable with statements. We're going to be full. We're going to be chill. So when I'm sticking out with hits, I want to hear the honest criticism. I want to hear the honest ideas. I already know some of the shit that's coming and for the love of God.
Speaker: Some of y 'all already know. Y 'all currently for being up here, you're not going to want to hear my responses. Wait, wait, wait. I'm going to say those people are people who don't want me on the show. I understand that. Some people are not going to like my response. I've really talked to the majority of them. We're already good. It's the ones that want to come, but they still want to talk shit that I was waiting on originally. Please be here.
Speaker: Well, here's my thing. Please be here. That's how we make bets, gentlemen. I guarantee you nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going to show. Nobody's going
Speaker: No, they won't. I'm glad she did. Once again, I want to say this on the air. As of at the end of show Saturday night, this is the last time
Speaker: that somebody comes on here and talk shit. Because if you talk shit, I'm blocking you and we're done with it. I'm sick and tired of it. I'm sick and tired of it. Yeah, exactly. Now you don't piss me off. What are you going to do? You can't get me fired. I'm unfireable. I got a 10 year contract. They were not going to fire me, number one. Number two, I'm in Mexico. What the fuck are you going to do?
Speaker: Go ahead! Like I said, I got five dogs, I have plenty of weapons in the house, and I have cartel members living right next door. Go ahead and come on down. I'll leave the fucking door open for you. You won't make it past this day. Let's play fuck around and find out Saturday. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker: I want to thank everybody who did come through. I do too. Anybody that had anything nice to say was cordial and involved. I love you. That was wonderful. I loved it. Anybody that had some shit to say, you can go fucking jump off a fucking cliff. No, it was cool. I appreciate y 'all who rolled through. Some of you guys I know and some of you guys may or may not remember me and we've hung out and we've had fun together and I appreciate y 'all coming in here.
Speaker: You've got the old school OGs who are always here. Like I said, I do. I appreciate y 'all listening. I appreciate y 'all hanging out. We'll be here Saturday night. You got the second hour to the haters. Camera, mic, pull up. If you ain't got a camera, you ain't got a mic. Fuck you. I ain't got time for your fucking lame ass. And anybody who wants to criticize and give us ideas of what we should do. Are you serious? I'm listening.
Speaker: No, no, no. Jay and Lenny are serious when they say they want to do some kind of music. I'm listening to Lenny because I know Lenny's been around for a hot minute just despite all of our creases or anything. I ain't listening to Jay because Jay ain't a content creator and that's what I was going to say. Y 'all punk ass motherfuckers don't do anything except sit in the chat and comment and and and chime your two cents in when it doesn't fucking matter.
Speaker: If you ain't creating and you ain't doing I don't give a fuck what you have to say because
Speaker: Those serious ones, everybody's got to play until they get punched in the face. That'd be like me going to all 32 NFL teams and telling every starting quarterback in the NFL what they're doing wrong. I'm not a starting quarterback in the NFL, so I have no business telling them what they are doing wrong or aren't doing wrong. So any of you non -content having asses or just because you turn the camera on and you sit there with the camera on and don't do anything, your opinion is invalid. And boy, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker: do something. That's just for segments. That's great. Well, that being said, suggestions for segments are always welcome. We came up with a new one tonight. By the way, who's going Saturday night? Tony.
Speaker: Tony's going to be busy taking a heat. Or are we going to wait and push that? Like I said, once a week, we want to push it. Let's push it to Wednesday. Let's go Wednesday. Next week, we want to get everything knocked out that we got to get knocked out. The second hour, I want to hear it from everybody. In the third hour, we're going to be drunk and happy and having fun. And in the fourth hour, we're going to be saving the third hour. In the fourth hour, I'm going to try to sober up.
Speaker: Hey, gentlemen, am I eating gummies again on Saturday? No. Oh, I think you should. You can, but no. I heard Tony. I heard Tony. Tony said, no, Jeff said, I think you should. Yes. They were making fun of me earlier in the show. Just been around longer than me. Just been around longer than me. Do you know how loud you are that I heard you in the bathroom, Tony D?
Speaker: because he's got the damn speaker turned all the way up. No, he's got headphones on. Oh, well, he got the headphones turned all the way up. Yeah, well, you got a big mouth. I do. Just like your ass. Tony's catching you guys. Easter time's on, Rick. Easter time's on, Rick. On the dot, we are sometimes watching you down. Everybody, we need to clear this air right damn now.
Speaker: And by the way Aaron all this bullshit every fucking bit of it by the way leave your feelings at home because sideways I'm hurting them in your feelings And I have is people people the problem I have is people they talk is shit, but don't like to talk back to them And at the end of the day There are no lines because I will cross every line I Try not to you push. Oh, I'm gonna because now I'm pissed I
Speaker: I'll try not to. I've had enough. What is this line? There is no line for me. There is no line. Because here's the thing. I've been nice for 235 episodes. I haven't said shit about anybody. I got pulled into it for no goddamn reason. And now it's on. Oh.
Speaker: I'm gonna, you know what, better yet, I'm gonna pull on a full on Chris Rock. By the way, check out that special, it's hilarious. I'm not gonna hurt nobody's feelings until they started the show, I hurt and feel it. I said he hurt some serious feelings, boy. I heard. Listen here, Shug Debbie. It's on. Fuck around, find out.
Speaker: Well, with that being said, ladies and gentlemen, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We appreciate y 'all. Hopefully we'll see some of your faces back. This is not us. This is not our normal content. This is not us. We come in here three times a week and we try to have fun. We try to make you guys laugh. We make each other laugh. We bust on each other. We have fun. It's a good time. Check us out on all social media.
Speaker: all the social medias, at nonsensical nonsense, podcasts, give us a follow, give us a like. If you do like what we do when we are having fun and we're in our normal routine, give us a share. We greatly appreciate it. With that being said, be good. Or be good at it.
Speaker: Don't get caught, you silly sumbitches. Goodbye, motherfuckers. 6 p .m. Eastern Standard Time, Saturday. Saturday. 7 p .m. Eastern Standard Time, you got one hour on the clock. Come on, bring that ass. I'm gonna bring a surprise on Saturday. What are you bringing? Myself. I'm gonna bring a surprise Saturday, my stuff. Oh, I love it when you talk to her. I told you about that bullshit.
