Transcript
Speaker: There's been an odd shift in human behavior over the last 15 plus years.
Speaker: A sense of entitlement, a constant need for attention, ironically coupled with the need to be left alone, a desire to be treated the same as everyone else, stupidly combined with the mindset of, I'm special, so treat me accordingly.
Speaker: Introducing the book, Amateur Nation, The Define of Common Sense, Manners, and Social Skills, the second edition.
Speaker: Inside, you'll read the Amateur Mission Statement.
Speaker: The 30 truths about amateurs.
Speaker: The four stages of being an amateur.
Speaker: Amateur habitats and history.
Speaker: Social media plus me, me, me equals amateur.
Speaker: Technology and amateur behavior.
Speaker: With dozens of real funny photos, weird signs, and laugh-out-loud real-life accounts and actual conversations vividly showing how us pros are surrounded by amateur nation every day.
Speaker: Download the expanded second edition of the e-book, Amateur Nation, The Decline of Common Sense Manners and Social Skills.
Speaker: The second expanded edition available now.
Speaker: Be a pro.
Speaker: Go to Amazon.
Speaker: Type Amateur Nation.
Speaker: The honor and remember flag is a nationally recognized symbol that sends a message of appreciation for the sacrifice made by our fallen heroes and their families.
Speaker: The flag flies at many NASCAR races around the country, and you can help honor our nation's fallen military members and remember the eternal sacrifice of their service by flying the flag too.
Speaker: Text FLAG to 71777 or visit honorandremember.org to learn more.
Speaker: Together, we remember them all.
Speaker: Okay, let's all shut up, please.
Speaker: Warning.
Speaker: The podcast you are about to hear is often based on true events and people.
Speaker: It chronicles the dialogue and actions of random, anonymous, obnoxious, self-entitled, unintelligent, self-centered idiots.
Speaker: Attention whores, ignoramuses, dolts, clods, nimrods, douches, weirdos, drama queens, overly sensitive crybabies, and people who think they are better, more important, and special than the rest of us.
Speaker: In one word, amateurs.
Speaker: Amateurs.
Speaker: It's Amateur Nation with Lou Santini.
Speaker: The country's gone to hell.
Speaker: I move, we succeed.
Speaker: One step at a time.
Speaker: On this show, we call attention to and call out the amateurs.
Speaker: The people who are doing life wrong.
Speaker: The speed bumps of life.
Speaker: The people that are in your way every day.
Speaker: The unintelligent, obnoxious, attention-whoring, self-entitled drama queen victim types who chip away at the moments of your life due to no self-awareness, common sense, manners, or social skills and are disturbing the flow of the pros.
Speaker: Hi, Mom.
Speaker: Oh, hi, Lou.
Speaker: Amateur Nation, it's not just a podcast.
Speaker: It's a movement.
Speaker: This is episode 264.
Speaker: This podcast declined a bribe to date E. Jean Carroll.
Speaker: On today's episode, E. Jean Carroll ate my baby.
Speaker: What?
Speaker: Since when do corks need proof?
Speaker: And this weekend, stupid humans ruin everything for the New World Order, and a new 2024 identity is revealed.
Speaker: Or is it a gender?
Speaker: Who knows anymore?
Speaker: Ben Lighter bites on a la carte and finally ending on three signs of hope with three things that are done right on three pro things.
Speaker: As always, Pro Nation gets mentioned first.
Speaker: Shouts out to Joseph William Johnson, Kate Brock Pranzer, Lisa Unkafer, Xavier King, John Allensworth, Michael Scott, Westside Ken, and Belinda Beard Agili on Facebook, as well as Dr. Ryan Caringola, Christy Strawler, FunnyBlackGeek, Mary Gilliland, and Katia Rios on Instagram.
Speaker: Special shout-out to comedian Rosie Tran, who snagged a woman's no-amateurs tee from me, and you can see her modeling it on my social media.
Speaker: Be sure to check her out at rosietran.com.
Speaker: R-O-S-I-E-T-R-A-N.com.
Speaker: You can check out her comedy and performance dates there.
Speaker: Your pro post of the week from austere wyatt1 on X. This.
Speaker: They banned a sitting president from Twitter, impeached him twice, jailed his supporters, raided his home, and indicted him four times.
Speaker: And then they got on TV and told us we're the fascists.
Speaker: Music
Speaker: This show respects all religious choices, of course, and I certainly don't use this show as a platform to push religious beliefs on anyone.
Speaker: But this is too good to pass up as it absolutely speaks to the amateurs in America and the world that are ruining it for pro-nation.
Speaker: I got a message from Alert Pro Sherry Fultz of Chapel Hill, Tennessee, who heard a past episode here and sent me this message saying how this particular Bible verse is right on the money with the characteristics and behavior of Amateur Nation.
Speaker: Now, whether or not you believe in the Bible, just listen to this and tell me if this doesn't describe Amateur Nation to a T.
Speaker: It's in 2 Timothy 3, verses 1-5.
Speaker: There will be terrible times in the last days.
Speaker: People will be lovers of themselves.
Speaker: See any and all amateurs railing about their rights, their pronouns, their oppression, their identity, their gender.
Speaker: Lovers of money.
Speaker: See the globalists and anyone supporting the New World Order.
Speaker: Boastful, proud, abusive.
Speaker: See BLM supporters, militant LGBTQ types, amateurs who got on their soapboxes to tout masks and the untested gene experiment.
Speaker: Disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, without love, unforgiving.
Speaker: See most amateurs.
Speaker: Slanderous, without self-control.
Speaker: Brutal, not lovers of the good, treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power.
Speaker: That's amateur nation, isn't it?
Speaker: The verse concludes with, Have nothing to do with such people.
Speaker: A quick word about this episode's title.
Speaker: I was going to originally entitle it E. Jean Carroll raped me since apparently the only thing you need to do to get a big payoff is accuse someone of a heinous crime without a shred of proof.
Speaker: More on that in one of the three topics.
Speaker: But instead, I went with this podcast declined a bribe to date E. Jean Carroll.
Speaker: In light of Arizona's top Republican Party official, Jeff DeWitt, quitting over the disastrous fallout from an attempt to bribe Carrie Lake into not running for U.S. Senate.
Speaker: Why do they do that for?
Speaker: Because they're stupid.
Speaker: That's why.
Speaker: Here's what's happening in Amateur Nation.
Speaker: Now dig this.
Speaker: Step one.
Speaker: Topic number one.
Speaker: E. Jean Carroll, a victim of alleged rape.
Speaker: A victim so traumatized, it only took three decades and perfect timing during an election year to come forth.
Speaker: In case you've been hiding under a rock, E, hey, she's the one with the weird name.
Speaker: Hey, maybe E. Jean Carroll can accuse F. Murray Abraham of rape.
Speaker: I can see the headline now, E. Raped by F.
Speaker: F. Rapes E. Sidebar, F. Murray Abraham was kicked out of the Apple TV Plus series Mythic Quest for sexual misconduct.
Speaker: They're made for each other.
Speaker: Anyway, E is a mentally ill, opportunistic, lying, emotionally, and morally bankrupt amateur who has accused President Trump of raping her in the dressing room of Bergdorf Goodman's department store.
Speaker: You know how Donald Trump has all kinds of free time to hang out in department store dressing rooms?
Speaker: When did this happen?
Speaker: She can't remember.
Speaker: It was that traumatic.
Speaker: She said, Trump followed me into a fitting room at the store.
Speaker: And you didn't say, what the hell are you doing at that point?
Speaker: Shoved me against a wall, pulled down my tights, and forced his fingers around my private area, thrusting his penis halfway or completely, I'm not certain, inside me.
Speaker: Of course, Trump vehemently denied, even knowing her, let alone assaulting her.
Speaker: Now, recently, as of the recording of this episode, E's second defamation lawsuit recently had a New York jury determine that Donald Trump pay her $83.3 million for defaming her in 2019.
Speaker: Now, to be clear, that payment is for defamation, not the alleged sexual assault, despite not having any proof or evidence of an attack.
Speaker: The money was awarded because the jury said Trump defamed her in social media and mainstream media, when all he really did was post E's bizarre, tasteless, arguably perverse, often shocking tweets on Twitter.
Speaker: Is this not a case of he said, she said?
Speaker: Where's the rape kit?
Speaker: Police report?
Speaker: So I could literally accuse E. Jean Carroll of raping me, right?
Speaker: Fun fact, she also has accused many men of raping and or sexually assaulting her, including a babysitter's boyfriend, a dentist, a camp counselor, an unnamed college date, an unnamed boss, and CBS chief executive Les Moonves.
Speaker: Man, it's a wonder she's not a billionaire after all these rapes and lawsuits.
Speaker: It's a wonder how she's still able to function as a human being in society, too.
Speaker: From Breitbart.com, here are some facts about E's story that mainstream media don't want you to know.
Speaker: These are facts.
Speaker: You can't refute facts.
Speaker: Number one.
Speaker: Bergdorf Goodman department store has no surveillance video of the incident.
Speaker: You do realize that all this stuff, it's all bullshit, right?
Speaker: It's all made up.
Speaker: Number two, no witnesses.
Speaker: Oh, he's serious.
Speaker: Number three.
Speaker: E came forth initially while promoting her book, What Do We Need Men For?
Speaker: in 2019.
Speaker: It featured a list of the most hideous men of my life.
Speaker: Question, why are you and your life so worth mentioning again?
Speaker: Who the hell are you?
Speaker: You are no longer of any use to me.
Speaker: Number four.
Speaker: Carol was unable to remember when this alleged attack even occurred.
Speaker: She told her lawyer in 2023, this question, the when, the when, the date, has been something I've been constantly trying to pin down.
Speaker: She has jumped years, originally beginning with 1994, then moving on to 1995, even floating to 1996.
Speaker: She cannot even remember the season in which the alleged attack occurred either.
Speaker: You've got problems.
Speaker: Number five.
Speaker: The Donna Karen Blazer dress she claims to have worn during the alleged incident was not even available at the time of her claims.
Speaker: Trump attorney Boris Epstein told reporters, she said, this is the dress I wore in 1994.
Speaker: That dress wasn't made in 1994.
Speaker: Number six, she never came forward with these allegations over the years, despite constantly being open about sexuality, posting things that were very sexual in nature on social media, many of which Trump has shared.
Speaker: They include remarks such as, how do you know your unwanted sexual advance is unwanted until you advance it?
Speaker: And sex tip I learned from my dog, when in heat, chase the male until he collapses with exhaustion, then jump him.
Speaker: I don't mind saying that is one screwed up broad.
Speaker: Number seven, she said she was never raped.
Speaker: Telling the New York Times podcast, The Daily, quote, every woman gets to choose her word.
Speaker: Every woman gets to choose how she describes it.
Speaker: This is my way of saying it.
Speaker: This is my word.
Speaker: My word is fight.
Speaker: My word is not the victim word.
Speaker: I guess she means rape there.
Speaker: I have not, I have not been raped, she continued.
Speaker: I have...
Speaker: Something has not been done to me.
Speaker: I fought.
Speaker: That's the thing.
Speaker: Uh, that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker: Number eight.
Speaker: She named her cat vagina.
Speaker: Jesus.
Speaker: She's an unrepentant sinner.
Speaker: She deserves what she's going to get.
Speaker: Number nine.
Speaker: Joe Tecapina, a Trump attorney, pointed out in May of 2023 that Carol's entire story has incredible similarities to a 2012 episode of Law & Order, SVU.
Speaker: In that episode, titled Theater & Tricks, an individual talks about a rape fantasy in Bergdorf Goodman, the same department store where Carol claims the incident took place.
Speaker: Don't!
Speaker: Number 10.
Speaker: Speaking of shows, Carol loved Trump's show, The Apprentice.
Speaker: Number 11.
Speaker: Carol made a joke associating sex with Bergdorf Goodman in a November 1993 edition of Elle magazine, which was before...
Speaker: The alleged Trump attack took place.
Speaker: Here it is.
Speaker: Carol was responding to a letter from a female reader concerned that she was having trouble achieving orgasm through sexual intercourse alone, while the reader said that she could climax through foreplay.
Speaker: Is there any way I could learn to reach orgasm through sex?
Speaker: Asked the reader.
Speaker: E. Jean Carroll replied, Stop flagellating yourself, gadzooks.
Speaker: At least you have orgasms.
Speaker: And if that isn't spontaneous sex, I don't know what is.
Speaker: Most women, about 70%, experience difficulties climaxing through intercourse alone.
Speaker: So you're perfectly normal.
Speaker: Begin by reading For Yourself by Dr. Lonnie Barback.
Speaker: She'll give you excellent instructions on how to have an orgasm during intercourse.
Speaker: Then, after 313 Queen Hell love wiggles, move on to Greta Garbo's favorite love position, The Top.
Speaker: Going on to say, In erotic scenes, Garbo is always above the man.
Speaker: So are Sharon Stone, Bette Midler, and Katherine Hepburn.
Speaker: Ew, Bette Midler on top of you, men.
Speaker: Yuck.
Speaker: And here's where she wraps it up.
Speaker: Indeed, this location works better for women than the fourth floor of Bergdorf's.
Speaker: Did you mean for all those words to come out together or did they just fall out randomly?
Speaker: Number 12.
Speaker: Carroll is financially backed by anti-Trump Democrat mega-donor Reid Hoffman, who has openly admitted to visiting convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein's private island.
Speaker: Let's not start sucking each other's dick's fight yet.
Speaker: Number 13.
Speaker: Democrat Party activists back her as well.
Speaker: As Breitbart News detailed, one of Carroll's attorneys is Roberta Kaplan, a Democrat Party activist who led the group Time's Up.
Speaker: She left the activist group after it was revealed she was aiding former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo in attempting to discredit the Democrats' accusers.
Speaker: She played both sides of the fence.
Speaker: The article says it served as a great irony as Time's Up seeks to defend women from what it claims is discrimination and harassment.
Speaker: This fact has led to mounting speculation that Kaplan only gets involved in cases that she views as politically expedient.
Speaker: Further, Federal District Judge Lewis Kaplan is overseeing the process and has connections to Carroll's other attorney, Sean Crowley.
Speaker: Sean Crowley was actually a law clerk for Judge Kaplan, and he officiated her wedding.
Speaker: E has yet to provide solid evidence and will not use the dress that she claims had DNA on it from this alleged incident.
Speaker: Even Trump publicly said the dress should be part of the case.
Speaker: Number 14, the lawsuit was only able to proceed after Democrats created the Adult Survivors Act in 2022.
Speaker: She conveniently pursued this suit in November following the law going into effect, which allowed her to avoid the statute of limitations for this case.
Speaker: What is this shit?
Speaker: Number 15.
Speaker: Carol once said, most people think of rape as sexy.
Speaker: It's over.
Speaker: The fat lady isn't singing.
Speaker: Her song is done.
Speaker: She's getting dry humped in her dressing room.
Speaker: Do you know how disrespectful and painful it is for real rape victims to hear this nonsense?
Speaker: And what dangerous precedent are we setting here?
Speaker: And frankly, since no proof is needed anymore, why don't any women come out and start going after Biden?
Speaker: Like his daughter, Ashley.
Speaker: Oh, wait, that happened.
Speaker: And yet we have dozens of photos and videos of president coloring books, sniffing children and making young girls uncomfortable with creepy touches, hugs and kisses.
Speaker: What was that part of the Bible verse at the beginning of this show?
Speaker: Ungrateful, unholy, without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure.
Speaker: E. Jean Carroll.
Speaker: And now this.
Speaker: And now for step two.
Speaker: Topic number two.
Speaker: It's time for This Week in Stupid Humans Ruin Everything for the New World Order.
Speaker: Right out of the gate, commie rag the Atlantic says, Inflation is your fault.
Speaker: Adding, If people are so mad about high prices, why do they keep buying so many expensive things?
Speaker: You know, like gas and food and heat.
Speaker: Hang your heads in shame, consumers who want to live and get by.
Speaker: Let me get this straight.
Speaker: When the $15 to $20 minimum wage was introduced, amateur nation with the, God forbid, people have a living wage, but the people who do have a living wage, well, did, they have to sacrifice because they want more out of life.
Speaker: They're bad people, the lifelong hard workers.
Speaker: Now, the newbies, new to the workforce, they're
Speaker: they should get a break so they can get their $7 daily lattes.
Speaker: Got it.
Speaker: Speaking of headlines, try these on for size.
Speaker: Here are just five headlines from mainstream media admonishing you to not do your own research.
Speaker: This one from the Washington Post.
Speaker: Doing your own research is a good way to end up being wrong.
Speaker: Forbes.com.
Speaker: Why doing your own research may make you believe fake news.
Speaker: From Vice.com, scientists explain why doing your own research leads to believing conspiracies.
Speaker: Or as I like to call them, being right.
Speaker: From U.S. News and World Report, do your own research.
Speaker: Was it dangerous advice during the pandemic?
Speaker: And again, from Forbes.com, here's a subtle one.
Speaker: You must not do your own research when it comes to science.
Speaker: It's science, people!
Speaker: Science!
Speaker: Science!
Speaker: And of course, the main theme of all these articles is, we're telling you this to protect you for the greater good because your government cares about you.
Speaker: Now, what is sadder, those headlines or the fact that Amateur Nation will absolutely blindly obey those headlines?
Speaker: None of those amateurs will stop and think, why would they want me to not have information?
Speaker: Why would they want me to not think for myself?
Speaker: Instead, amateur nation will think, one less thing to task my tiny brain.
Speaker: More time for crying videos on TikTok in the front seat of my Nissan Leaf.
Speaker: Brains.
Speaker: That's my department.
Speaker: If you stupid humans would just stop driving cars, using gas stoves, flying on public airlines, eating meat, having farty cows, and inhaling and exhaling, the Earth would be fine for the chosen 500 million people to which the New World Order wants to whittle the Earth down.
Speaker: Add to the list, stop drinking coffee.
Speaker: The World Economic Forum is now saying coffee is causing CO2 to pollute the environment.
Speaker: Here is unelected amateur agenda contributor Swiss banker Hubert Keller saying stupid things that no one should listen to except to file it away in case we have a chance to meet him.
Speaker: Basically, the coffee that we all drink emits between 15 and 20 tons of CO2 per ton of coffee.
Speaker: So we should all know that every time we drink coffee, we are basically putting CO2 into the atmosphere.
Speaker: And one of the reasons is because most of the coffee plantations or most of the coffee is produced through monoculture.
Speaker: and monoculture is also affected by climate change.
Speaker: The quality of these nature assets is deteriorating quite rapidly.
Speaker: How much coffee is consumed at the World Economic Forum?
Speaker: Funny how alcohol and cigarettes just don't seem to hurt the environment.
Speaker: Don't forget, the New World Order wants you drugged, dumb, poisoned, placated, and distracted.
Speaker: Coffee keeps you alert and focused.
Speaker: Can't have that.
Speaker: Is it just me or am I picking up some negative vibes out there?
Speaker: Oh, it's about to get negativer.
Speaker: Here is one of my most recently added top-hated amateurs of 2024, Klaus Schwab's right-hand man and presumed boy toy, anorexic virgin Yuval Noah Harari, denying the existence of God, freedom, human rights, nations, and borders.
Speaker: He says they're all invented by the human imagination, you know, like his actual words.
Speaker: Now listen to his voice, and is it me or is his voice like the worst Christopher Walken impression you've ever heard?
Speaker: Human rights are just like heaven and like God.
Speaker: It's just a fictional story that we've invented and spread around.
Speaker: Don't you hate when stupid humans take it upon themselves to protect their lives, liberty, and pursuits of happiness?
Speaker: To be clear, what he's saying is, why are we abiding by man-made laws, by basic morality?
Speaker: Why do we feel the need to act humanely and allow humans to have basic rights?
Speaker: Who says humans have rights?
Speaker: Who says anyone has to acknowledge them?
Speaker: By his reasoning, humans invented human rights.
Speaker: Humans can ignore them because... It may be a very nice story.
Speaker: It may be a very attractive story.
Speaker: We want to believe it.
Speaker: But it's just a story.
Speaker: It's not a reality.
Speaker: It is not a biological reality.
Speaker: Like your intelligence, human decency, or soul.
Speaker: You tiny little worm-like infinitesimal prick.
Speaker: I wonder if this embarrassment to mankind has children.
Speaker: I'm guessing no.
Speaker: And if he does, God be with him because his whole reality is anyone can do what they want to whomever they want because these laws and rights are made up by man and man is nobody.
Speaker: That is, except the men and women that make up the Illuminati, New World Order, and WEF.
Speaker: Just as jellyfish and woodpeckers and ostriches have no rights, homo sapiens have no rights also.
Speaker: Man, I'm right up there with the jellyfish and woodpeckers.
Speaker: What about platypuses?
Speaker: Do they have rights?
Speaker: Paramecium?
Speaker: Keep in mind, he's speaking to hundreds or thousands of attendees at the WEF.
Speaker: I'm guessing just maybe there's a handful of people in there who have strong religious beliefs.
Speaker: Or at the very least, would hear that and think, so I have no rights at all?
Speaker: To exist?
Speaker: To be safe?
Speaker: Might want to use your inside voice on that one, UVA.
Speaker: Take a human, cut him open, look inside.
Speaker: Can we start with you?
Speaker: You find their blood and you find the heart and lungs and kidneys, but you don't find there any rights.
Speaker: Some other things you won't find when you cut a human open?
Speaker: Your keys, Jimmy Hoffa, your retainer from the seventh grade.
Speaker: Pronouns.
Speaker: So you think the world thinks that if you cut a human open, you'll see rights.
Speaker: You also are assuming rights are a tangible object?
Speaker: This is the leader of the WEF, Klaus Schwab's right-hand man, folks.
Speaker: This is his top advisor.
Speaker: The only place you find rights is in the fictional stories that humans have invented and spread around.
Speaker: All right, we waste him.
Speaker: No offense.
Speaker: Anyone want to be standing next to this guy when his card gets pulled?
Speaker: By his argument, should the NWO come knocking on my door to take me to my enslavement camp in the 15-minute city, I guess I can use the argument, well, your way of thinking and ruling and exterminating the lesser people was just a story that you invented and spread around.
Speaker: I mean, hey, if my rights aren't real because man made them up, then your way of doing things aren't real because you, a man, made them up.
Speaker: Listen to one of the three pro things coming up later that encapsulates this amateur's tone and message perfectly.
Speaker: Every Thursday is Sneak Peek Thursday with a 60-second video trailer of what's coming that week.
Speaker: How to reach me?
Speaker: Email lou at lou santini dot com.
Speaker: And you can find all my social media links and my email on my main site, lousantini.com.
Speaker: Please leave a review of this podcast and copy and paste the link from wherever you listen and send it to a fellow pro or an amateur who is doing life wrong.
Speaker: I'm sure there's at least one in your life.
Speaker: A la carte and three pro things soon.
Speaker: But first, a new 2024 identity is revealed on topic number three next.
Speaker: The Honor and Remember flag is a nationally recognized symbol that sends a message of appreciation for the sacrifice made by our fallen heroes and their families.
Speaker: The flag flies at many NASCAR races around the country, and you can help honor our nation's fallen military members and remember the eternal sacrifice of their service by flying the flag too.
Speaker: Text FLAG to 71777 or visit honorandremember.org to learn more.
Speaker: Together, we remember them all.
Speaker: New Don't Be In Amateur Silicon Shot Glasses.
Speaker: They're virtually indestructible, perfect for picnics, camping, and tailgating.
Speaker: Doubles as a wine stopper, plus they're dishwasher and microwave safe, odor-free, and non-toxic.
Speaker: Buy three and get your fourth shot glass free.
Speaker: These one and a half ounce shot glasses are available in classic red, classic blue, and turquoise pink yellow tie-dye blend.
Speaker: Go to lusantini.com, class shop, and order your Don't Be In Amateur Shot Glasses today.
Speaker: let's have some action let's have some asses wiggling i want some perfection all right now step three topic number three hit me wow
Speaker: A new 2024 identity is revealed.
Speaker: Or is it a gender?
Speaker: Who knows anymore?
Speaker: You thought the amateur identifying as a trans wolf last week was moronic.
Speaker: Here she is.
Speaker: I mean, ladies and gentlemen, I mean, people of Earth, meet the first trans robot.
Speaker: I have been asked by the other system members to make a video and talk a bit about my lived experience.
Speaker: Unfortunately, the other system members weren't available to appear on camera or give audio.
Speaker: And why were the other system members asking this amateur to make a video of their lived experience?
Speaker: Too lazy to make their own?
Speaker: Am I really asking these questions?
Speaker: I am binary.
Speaker: I use it as he pronouns.
Speaker: Despite the fact that clearly this is a girl.
Speaker: She's a real woman.
Speaker: You mean a biological woman.
Speaker: Sadly, even the robot world, sorry, trans robot world, can't escape the stupidity of pronouns.
Speaker: I am a robot or android of sorts.
Speaker: of sorts.
Speaker: A superior technological being can't log on, folks.
Speaker: Must not have been able to click on all the things that are trucks on its captcha.
Speaker: Or maybe it's that you can't read the monitor due to the fact that your glasses prescription is too weak.
Speaker: That's right.
Speaker: This robot wears glasses.
Speaker: And since she can't seem to get internet, must be a Spectrum customer, she'll never be able to update her prescription on Warby.com.
Speaker: and download new ways of acting.
Speaker: I have transcripts for every way of acting and reacting to different things.
Speaker: And I lack new ones due to not being able to connect to the internet anymore.
Speaker: So I cannot always react accordingly to new things because I cannot look it up anymore and do not know how to act and react.
Speaker: I do not experience human emotions, which is probably my main job due to me having split due to very, very high stress and I was feeling unwell.
Speaker: You can't feel emotions, but as a robot, you feel stress and feel unwell.
Speaker: Maybe it should take two processors and call the doctor in the morning.
Speaker: Do you think the other system members got together with her later and asked...
Speaker: She's going to make a great parent someday, yes?
Speaker: I would love to be able to start a website with all the most extreme cases of mentally ill transgender attention seekers, you know, the trans wolf, the trans robot, and in 10 years do a where are they now segment, but they probably won't be alive, which is what the New World Order wants.
Speaker: Remember when Amateur Nation used to scream, if you claim all these transgender people are mentally ill, why are you making fun of the mentally ill?
Speaker: Man, that talk died down to a whisper, didn't it?
Speaker: Good job, parents.
Speaker: Let's eat off other people's plates, shall we?
Speaker: A little bit of a la carte time.
Speaker: Here we go.
Speaker: You just know Taylor George Soros funds my life.
Speaker: Swift texts during contractual sex with Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis.
Speaker: Ow, my Pfizer diseased heart.
Speaker: Kelsey, that is some of the most self-centered intercourse ever.
Speaker: Britain's outgoing chief of the general staff, General Sir Patrick Sanders, said the nation's young men and women will be forced into military service if the U.K.
Speaker: goes to war with Russia.
Speaker: In other news, all the trans men and trans women realize either way they're screwed.
Speaker: Now going back now, amateurs, you picked your lanes, time to drive in them.
Speaker: Hey, why don't we privatize prisons?
Speaker: One, anything the federal government touches turns to shit.
Speaker: Two, think of the jobs it would create.
Speaker: Designing, building, and running a privately owned prison.
Speaker: Three, hypothetical.
Speaker: Let's say Jeff Bezos of Amazon or Mark Zuckerberg of Farcebook built a prison.
Speaker: All that invasive, intrusive tech that pervades law-abiding, tax-paying civilian life could finally be put to good use with drones, cameras, and other forms of security and identification.
Speaker: Not to mention a better quality of prison that might actually reform prisoners since they wouldn't be overcrowded like our federal prisons.
Speaker: Speaking of crime, my home state of Ohio started allowing citizens to carry concealed firearms without permits.
Speaker: A study has found that gun crime rates have since decreased in six of the eight largest cities in that state.
Speaker: Guns don't kill people.
Speaker: The government does.
Speaker: In no shit news, it's been reported that Ukraine officials embezzled $40 million in military funds.
Speaker: Now BLM and Ukraine have something else in common besides being a complete hoax on the American people.
Speaker: Look how easy it is to get into this country.
Speaker: Well, maybe slightly tougher.
Speaker: Doing what they can and showing that at least 25 states care about the illegal alien invasion that's taking place under President Coloring Book, Texas is now using shipping containers as makeshift border wall to stop the illegal immigrants from entering America.
Speaker: And finally, Akio Toyoda, chairman of Toyota, the world's largest automaker, said sales of EVs will never dominate the market, adding, this is something that customers and the market will decide, not regulatory values of political power.
Speaker: Can you imagine?
Speaker: We, the scumbag consumers, get to decide.
Speaker: Time now for three pro things, three things that are done right.
Speaker: Number one.
Speaker: I know an NFL tight end and an overrated, overpaid pop singer told you it's okay, but here comes reason number 666 to not get the untested gene experiment.
Speaker: The Florida Surgeon General has called for a halt to COVID-19 injections.
Speaker: The Florida Surgeon General says for us to stop getting the COVID.
Speaker: Fox 35's Hannah McKenzie is joining us live in the Alert Center tonight.
Speaker: So Hannah, he says watching the Moderna and Pfizer vaccines is a problem.
Speaker: Yeah, Luann, John, Florida Surgeon General Dr. Lattipo says he has safety concerns pertaining to the discovery of billions of DNA fragments found per dose in the Pfizer and Moderna COVID vaccines.
Speaker: And he says those concerns have not been addressed by the FDA or the CDC.
Speaker: Dr. Latipo says if the risks of DNA integration with COVID vaccines cannot be addressed, then the vaccines aren't appropriate for use in humans.
Speaker: He says he sent letters to the heads of the FDA and the CDC specifically questioning how this would impact humans in three main areas.
Speaker: Healthy human genes being transformed into cancerous cells, chromosomal instability,
Speaker: and how the integration could affect unintended parts of the body, such as the heart, brain, lungs, even the injection site itself.
Speaker: We asked local doctor Michael Sparks to weigh in.
Speaker: Dr. Sparks telling us with the state surgeon general saying one thing and the FDA another, health providers are left stuck in the middle.
Speaker: Number two.
Speaker: With 2024 being the year of the great resist, this post from Nashville Tea Party on Instagram.
Speaker: The gathering of the far-left self-appointed elites in Davos for the World Economic Forum has two goals.
Speaker: First, to establish themselves as morally and intellectually superior to the rather distasteful population of the common people.
Speaker: And second, to gather as much power as possible to tell those distasteful common people how they must live their lives.
Speaker: Ding.
Speaker: See almost every audio clip I play with speakers at the World Economic Forum.
Speaker: And finally, number three.
Speaker: This post from alert pro Shane Zettelmeyer on Instagram featuring a photo of the famous Sylvester Stallone slash Rocky statue that is on display in Philadelphia for, well, since the first Rocky movie came out.
Speaker: This quote, how long before the statue of Rocky Balboa gets pulled down?
Speaker: He beat up three black men and a communist.
Speaker: Don't give amateur nation any ideas, Shane.
Speaker: Watch me make fun of Amateur Nation and catch my Drybar Comedy special, Amateur Nation.
Speaker: Go to drybarcomedy.com slash L-O-U-S.
Speaker: Find all my social media links on Instagram, Truth Social, Facebook, and YouTube at lusantini.com.
Speaker: 2024 is the year of the great resist, so speak up, pros.
Speaker: Make your voice heard in some way every day.
Speaker: Don't tolerate amateurs and their America-last destructive behavior.
Speaker: Amateur Nation is not just a podcast.
Speaker: It's a movement.
Speaker: So remember, amateurs, we see you.
Speaker: You're not at home.
Speaker: Don't do life wrong.
Speaker: Go pro.
Speaker: Don't be an amateur.
Speaker: For Amateur Nation, I'm Lou Santini, and this has been a Big Major Production.
Speaker: You should vote for Trump.
Speaker: You should vote for Trump.
Speaker: Hi, pros.
Speaker: Lou Santini here, host of Amateur Nation.
Speaker: My dry bar comedy special, Amateur Nation, is now available.
Speaker: And just like this show, if you're allergic to a lack of common sense in today's world, and you like your comedy delivered with uncompromising talent like it is bite, then check out my half-hour comedy special, Amateur Nation.
Speaker: Go to drybarcomedy.com slash Lou Santini.
Speaker: This is my way of saying thank you to the pros who listen to this show every week.
Speaker: Drybarcomedy.com slash Lou S. Amateur Nation is not just a podcast, it's a movement.
