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Speaker: Yes.
Speaker: Happy Victory Monday, ladies and gentlemen. Well, maybe Victory Monday for some of us. I had a great weekend of football. I ain't even mad. I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker: The Wolverines beat the shit out of Ohio State. You heard us. I get about it Saturday and then my dogs didn't Cleveland Brownies shot the world and Surprised the hell out of Tom Brady snapped a 218 game winning streak When he's led by seven or more went into the fourth quarter, I believe
Speaker: Um, so I'm enjoying my Monday. Hopefully you guys are enjoying your Mondays. Hopefully y 'all had a good weekend. If not, I'm sorry. Maybe this will make you in a better mood. I lost my train of thought words are hard. Welcome to Nonsense School Nonsense. I am King Blake Baratheon. Hello peasants. Have you hung out for Saturdays?
Speaker: you would know what there is from but five and a half hours, three of which two guys that if you didn't would you wish where they were virgins and still lived in their mom's basement talked about games with or Game of Thrones but I wasn't mad at them because they were comparing me to a lot of badasses from that show and I know they weren't just **** saying **** just to say **** because I didn't know anything because I kept looking these characters up and we all settled on
Speaker: Robert Baratheon or whatever is exactly who I am. I don't know. Whatever. Guy's a badass. Anywho, if you guys aren't already, go ahead and check us out on the social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok. You can join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday right here on YouTube and Twitch at 6 p .m. You can hang out in the chatters' box. You can shoot the shit with us. All that fun jazz. Hell, you never know. We might even bring you up on the show.
Speaker: We have a tendency to do that. You can also, if you can't join us live, you can listen to us on Spotify or basically anywhere and everywhere you listen to podcasts at, all at nonsensical nonsense podcasts. So give us a follow, give us a like, make sure you give us a listen. And if you like what you hear, tell your friends about us. Stop being greedy, feed to the needy. Other peoples need us in their lives.
Speaker: don't be stingy. There's plenty of us to go around and at the end of the day, that's the name of the game. We're trying to grow. We're trying to get out there. We're trying to, you know, get our name known like a like a like a stand -up comedian or a or a musician. Um but speaking of musicians, I gotta get my ticket spot for that show here in a couple of weeks for Rum Spring because I am definitely going so I won't be here for that Saturday night on the
Speaker: show. So, we'll either be no show or we'll let the uh the rest of band of the rest of the band of idiots um run the show. That is if they can show up. Obviously, I'm here alone doing what I do. So, I had confirmation. Three of them are going to be here tonight.
Speaker: Anywho. Oh my gosh. It's Monday. It's cold again. It's raining. What else is there? No, it was a good weekend in football. I did lose in fantasy football. That fucking sucks. Cause rolling into Sunday, I thought I was going to easily just run away with it. Never know a fantasy football any given Sunday, I guess, or Thursday or Monday.
Speaker: but I did it to myself. Oh my goodness. I did have things I wanted to talk about but oh well. Anyways, the guys aren't here so you guys might have to hear this again. I woke up to an interesting email this morning from a magazine company.
Speaker: Hustler not any of those But they want to So only do a little Google search make sure this is a real magazine or whatever the hell it is publications and
Speaker: Shot him an email back and I'm like, oh, yeah kind of shocked a little unexpected didn't see this coming But pretty fucking cool. So yeah, absolutely I'm down now. Just gotta wait Wait to hear back now, which is the waiting game is so much fun At the end of the day Like I'm waiting to hear back from my townhouse now. Hey, what's going on?
Speaker: Uh, I did get an email from them this morning as well that said, you know, obviously the holidays were this week. So the application process got delayed, but they did send it over to the GM for approval. So fingers crossed. Uh, maybe by the end of the week, um, I won't be mad at that.
Speaker: Hopefully I'll get good news by the end of the week then I can start The packing process This I hate moving But packing and unpacking are the worst You don't realize how much shit you actually accumulate Thank you. And you don't actually know how much shit that you accumulate until you have to pack it So I will be definitely
Speaker: downsizing some stuff I think I think I'm gonna finally get rid of some of The clothes in my clothes that I may get rid of some other shit that I've been hanging on to for no fucking reason Other than just to hang on to it. So I know the kids are that's for damn sure Especially my two girls because they got so much unnecessary crap so many unnecessary clothes Don't make no sense ladies. Why are you guys like that?
Speaker: I can't say much because I've got a closet full of clothes. I have more shirts than any one man should ever have I got three pairs of jeans maybe four pairs of jeans Yeah, like three or four pairs of jeans and I probably have 200 fucking shirts in this closet beside me I'm gonna use long sleeve shirts and t -shirts and jerseys and yeah, just like I don't know as I'm packing I'm gonna get rid of some of this stuff because I
Speaker: there's some things I haven't worn in there. And in years, there's other things that I'm not gonna wear again. Try to... Try to downsize some.
Speaker: Even though I'm up I'm up sizing And getting a bigger place, but I don't want to take a whole bunch unnecessary shit But um looks like Mike's gonna be joining us He's just running a little bit late. So you guys just got to deal with my rambling for a few more minutes. Hopefully
Speaker: No, but yeah, that's, you know, the joys of moving. Oh, and then I get to find somebody to help me move or some buddies. I think I'm going to try to get a couple bodies to help me move because in all honesty, if I got like two buddies to help me move, maybe three, we could rock this bitch out in like an hour and a half. If that.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. You hit that point like, well, you know, and then you start weighing the, you know, you just, you start doing the, uh, I don't need it, but, or I don't want it, but I really like this shirt or whatever it is. No, I'm keeping my pink tutu and my, and my Finkel jersey. Are you crazy? Are you crazy? I am going to buy me a Ray Finkel jersey. As soon as the holidays get past, I've already got it saved. I've got a Ray Finkel jersey. I've got a,
Speaker: Jonathan Moxon Jersey Bubba or Billy Bob not Bubba Billy Bob Jersey. I've got those all saved and I've got Willie Beeman as well So that'll be cool to have a Ray Finkel Jersey and Bobby Boucher they're kind of just I have them say So Excuse me for belching
Speaker: What's that? Because they could use it. They have so much unnecessary stuff. It's insane. It might not seem like it might just be the fact that their bedroom right now is really small. And there's two of them in there. And once they get if we get this down house and they get into that bedroom, there's gonna be like three times the size of what they have.
Speaker: What do you mean? Like instead of putting the hook up over the bar like this, you put it over the bar like that. I should try that actually for myself. Cuz I would have a lot of shit that I get rid of. I do it a lot. I know I have shirts in there that I probably have not worn one time since I've been in this apartment and it's been over 30 years.
Speaker: probably forgotten about half the shirts that I have Interesting that's how you know what I like that logic. I'm gonna have to tell them that when we get moved in But uh, yeah, no, I It'll it'll
Speaker: It'll be so nice to have a bigger place. So, uh, so I'm really, really hoping that it happens. Uh, I said it on the show before. So, uh, in, in the master bedroom, there's a monster walk -in closet and I know I'm not going to use the whole entire space. So I'm actually thinking about putting the pocket, my, my desk and stuff in my closet. I'm just doing the podcast.
Speaker: Yes, I know and it's gonna be an ongoing joke on the show because you know Jeff and Tony I'm gonna ever let it live would live down that I'm in the closet but it's a big -ass closet and I'm one person so Why not that I have more free space in my bedroom for Actually, I don't even know why I need more free space in my bedroom, but I would have it Maybe I'll go buy a recliner and put a recliner in my bedroom or something. I don't know
Speaker: What I might, I bet that's a hell of a business, helping people declutter. I bet that is a hell of a business, because I know a lot of people.
Speaker: I know a lot of people that just have a bunch of unnecessary **** What about the ruble? What's going on? No co -host Smoke said he was going to be here tonight. Tony said he was going to be here tonight. I know Jeff's not going to be here actually prayers and if you guys are the praying type or or Whatever it is you good vibes positive thoughts all that stuff send them towards Jeff's way you know he
Speaker: Unfortunately, his grandmother's in the hospital. He's in Florida. I haven't heard an update as of this morning. Everything was okay ish, I guess, but keep him in your thoughts and prayers, him and his family. His grandma is a fucking rock star. She's like 300 years old.
Speaker: She's still full of piss and vinegar now. She is. She's a **** rock star. I think I've only met her once in my life but she was super cool. You're sick as a dog. Jesus Christ. Tell them you aren't ready to come out. Right? Exactly. Yeah, man. Feel better, brother. Good lord. You know, like I said, you know, you guys can even you guys that you know, the praying type or whatever if you're
Speaker: But you know I can send positive thoughts and good vibes his way and I tried checking on him earlier today And he said as of right now everything was going pretty good No, no bad news nothing like that. So but he'll be back Wednesday night. I
Speaker: Me and three of the four kids are sick. Holy shit, man. And y 'all get feeling better. I'm sorry about that. That sucks. As you can hear, I don't know. I don't know what I got going on. I'm fighting something. I don't feel sick. You know, I feel fine. My nose is all jacked up. I've got a call. And my voice goes in and out. Of course, doing, you know, doing a podcast and talking for three hours at a clip.
Speaker: And then going and fucking out on tiktok for four for a few hours afterwards That don't help matters. None either with as far as your voice gives so uh
Speaker: But it's like right now, if I had a co -host, I could blow my head loose because I'm sure you guys enjoy hearing me go. Uh -oh. Find your love in your city. Find you love 69 triple X dot life. What if I don't want love? Had a bot.
Speaker: I love that I figured out this block feature. I can't do it on Twitch. But where you at? What happened? I'll be there Monday, man. I'll be there Monday. I'll be there Monday. I'll be there. I'll be there. I'm in. Mike, check my ass.
Speaker: What the hell was I talking about? I don't even remember. Hoss, you and your kids get feeling better, brother. Get you some medicine. Get you lots of good medicine. I pull the hell out of everybody and just sleep that shit off. You weren't here last Monday either, Slap Nuts. You said yesterday. Not only on the fantasy football show, but also on the smoke show last night. I'll be there tomorrow. Smokey said he was gonna be here too. Y 'all some bum ass motherfuckers.
Speaker: Don't worry, I got lots to talk about. I mean, at least I could celebrate my team's winning this weekend. The Browns winning and breaking a Tom Brady record and Miles Garrett getting sacked number two and three like he called on Tom Brady. And I have to worry about you ruining my good mood. I think you did, man. I really do think you did.
Speaker: It's not that big a deal. If you're at work, I don't think I'm just going to, you know, I'm going to give you shit regardless. But I think you did. And I think you said Saturday night too, you'd be your brother, but it's not that big a deal, man. I'm handling business. I'm, I'm King Glick. I'm the champ. I do what I can, man. I got to carry the whole squad. You just missed my big news. You just missed the news. That's all. I got a really cool email this morning.
Speaker: and it might benefit our show tremendously. And then there's this guy, he's on assignment. On assignment, your assignment is to be here.
Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, as the host of Nonsenseable Nonsense Podcast, and the fact that I am King Glick Baratheon, I'm also the champ, and it's my show, and I do everything. I'm now formally announcing the hiring of new co -host.
Speaker: Because my other co -hosts like to be held down by the man. Break the chains, smoke. Demand freedom. Break the chains of oppression. You can't hold me back. I demand that the man let my people go. Set my people free.
Speaker: Tell them the champ said so. Yeah, I know, right? Hey, maybe one day, brother, maybe one day we'll both be making money off both of our shows collectively. That's the goal, man. That's the goal. That's the dream. I said it earlier and I know smokes here and Tony's here. So I'll let them guys know as well. Uh, and there's, you know, I said it so early in the show, um,
Speaker: I got an interesting email this morning from a magazine here in Ohio. They do an Ohio based magazine or whatever. They want to interview me. They like to interview local entrepreneurs and creatives and public figures, public leaders. Somehow, someway, somebody's on the Molly and they decided they want to interview my dumb ass because of the
Speaker: So, I checked them out to make sure they were legit and all that jazz and shot him an email back and said, hell yeah, unexpected. A pleasant surprise to wake up to but I'm down. Let's let's let's do this. You know, so uh I was uh I was kind of a it's kind of a crazy honor. I don't know. They
Speaker: Smoke, thank you for being a real friend and thank you for the encouragement and the supportive words. Amanda and Tony, fuck you. Fuck it Amanda. Get it. Click a new genre for you to talk shit on. You're not wrong. They ran out of options. Fuck you, Tony. I'm just solidifying myself as the goat, as the true goat, as the real champ.
Speaker: I'm gonna do an interview with a beer in my hand and my belt on my shoulder too. You guys aren't even in here in your asshole. No, I just thought that was, that was really cool. I mean, that was, that was a hell of a way to start your Monday. I woke up to that first thing this morning and I'm like, what the hell is this? So hopefully I'll hear back from him soon and we can, uh,
Speaker: They said they wanted to schedule something this week or next week or the, so hopefully we can get something scheduled and that'll be interesting. Yes, I know. I'm well aware of that. Belts and beers. That's the way I get damn right. Roll with that bitch in my, in my, uh, miles Garrett. I guess, I guess to do it over a zoom or something like that, you know, cause they're not, apparently they're still under COVID restrictions or whatever. So.
Speaker: roll up on that **** zoom. Miles Garrett Jersey Championship belt around my shoulder beer in one beer in one hand talking **** belt and beers, buddy. Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me. Somebody Tony D. This is your fault by the way. Somebody felt the need to comment not in here but on one of my TikTok videos about me belching
Speaker: on the podcast and how rude I am and how, how I have no manners and blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, what are you talking about on your podcast? And I'm like, thanks for watching the show, but you could have said it in the comments when you were watching a zoom list. I don't know how they're going to do it at the end of the day, really phone calls, zoom, whatever, whatever, whatever works best for them. I guess at the end of the day.
Speaker: Really? Give me shit about belching on the podcast that in all honesty I guess that I shouldn't be too mad at it because if that's what they're mad about when they listen to the podcast is me belching and not everything else that's said on the podcast or everything else is done on the podcast then I Guess that's probably a good thing. Maybe I should apologize and say I'm sorry for calling my fucking Because that's how I started the conversation for my end listen here fucking I
Speaker: I don't know if you're aware of this or not, but it's my show and I do everything. The show has exactly smoke. Cause you fucking do it all the time, you motherfucker. Because when I wasn't doing it, your motherfucking ass showed at me, Tony D.
Speaker: you're not even here and we're still arguing each other. How long have you and Tony been buried? I don't know. Like a year but it feels like a hundred years. You're the one that told me, do it. That's your thing, man. I was turning away from the camera. I was keeping it under my breath. I was holding, you know, I was saying, excuse me, everything. Tony said, no, don't do it. That's your thing.
Speaker: Yeah, I guess I could have handled that situation a little bit better, but you know what? The, the pro man's just. Could you imagine what it's going to be like with Tony D and I hang out in real life? Holding our belts up in the air, yelling at each other about something, shaking them. Tony and his,
Speaker: crown peach, me and whatever beer I decided to buy that night. Oh my goodness. Well, if we didn't go back and forth at each other, something would be wrong. It's all out of love. It's all out of love.
Speaker: maybe the that was that that was a good that was a that was a very good lord of the Star Wars Star Trek whatever reference that was I don't know I don't know disturbance in the force maybe it was a game of thrones reference call the police that's the sound of the police what the hell did blacktop mojo put it oh my god I gotta get that downloaded
Speaker: I just got a notification that apparently Blacktop Mojo did an acoustic cover of Dream On. That was really white, too. Sorry, Smoke. Sorry, Tony. Whoop, whoop. That's the sound of the police.
Speaker: King Glip Baratheon, address me properly peasant, peasant, cat, cattle skull. No, Tony. I've already, I already, I already know the facial expression. I already know you're shaking your head.
Speaker: You put your hand on the top of your head, looking down, this motherfucker. Did he just? The king slayer, punk ass. Get out of your knees and bow. I am the king of seven kingdoms. I will pillage your women and rape your village. Or something like that. Actually, you know what?
Speaker: It's you know what if I can get it actually I need to see what the hell It's only a short it looks like If I can get it I will play it but it looks like it's just a short. Oh You guys got to do a full version of that damn song
Speaker: Screw it, I'll do it right now. It's just a short. I'll just do it off my phone. Every time I look in the mirror, all these lines on my face are getting clearer. The past has gone. I need a wind back like dusk to dawn.
Speaker: Isn't that the way? Everybody's got to choose a life to play I know nobody knows where it comes and where it goes I know it's everybody's thing you got to lose to go
Speaker: They've done they've done an actual cover of that song Actually, I wonder if I still calling in there tonight That's dreams Just gonna do this right here on the fly hang with me guys, I'll get your comments here in just a second Hotel, California, excuse me. I
Speaker: You know what? That's kind of actually really surprising. I don't have that song uploaded on here. Okay, anywho, I'll have to get it uploaded. Because I did an actual cover of it years ago. Impressive. I resolved my twisty shoes. I think you dream on by Aerosmith. Maybe I'll try to get it during the first break.
Speaker: And I can play it because I think I'm going to start taking breaks on Mondays because we typically go three hours on Mondays because Tony can't work under these conditions. I'm sorry, Tony. Whoop, whoop. That's the sound of the police. I didn't know you had twitch issues. Yeah. Blacktop Mojo is amazing what they can do. Well, you know, their songs are awesome.
Speaker: So yeah, during the first break, I might see if I can download it because I have that capability. What was the, uh, what was the Twitch issue you were having, Brian?
Speaker: I was just trying to respond back to what's going on with officer. What's up with you? Oh, goodness. I really lost my train of thought.
Speaker: No, I'm just annoying Tony with how white I am, apparently. He's had to leave halfway through his shift at work because of my whiteness, apparently. I don't know. I'm looking for all new co -hosts. Tony's at work. Smoke is on assignment.
Speaker: According to him Jeff's actually in Florida his grandmother's in the hospital and Supposedly not doing very well Even though today when I checked on him, he said everything was good Oh, that means and then Mike is supposed to be rolling up in here any time now. I thought I could be wrong
Speaker: So, so it's just me, just, just little me hanging out, doing what I do. Trying to, trying to keep an entertaining Tony's not here. Tony's not even here, but he still can cause arguments in the chat and we can still pick her back and forth. Apparently that's our, our, our new thing.
Speaker: Yes. So anyway, where were we? What were we talking about? Don't get quiet on me now Shatter's box. What do we, what do we, what do we, what's the next topic? I didn't come in here prepared with anything other than just I wanted to gloat because again, I know it happens Saturday and I got to gloat Saturday, but, um, you know, just, just for anybody who may have forgotten, just in case you forgot.
Speaker: the forty -five to twenty -three absolute beatdown of Ohio State. and being the guy who lives in Ohio and hey Buckeye fans though by the way, where the hell y 'all at? Cuz y 'all had a lot to **** say all last week and including on Friday and Saturday morning. Y 'all had a lot to **** say but then you got real **** quiet and you stayed quiet.
Speaker: where you at? Where you bitches at? What **** is he responding to messages? Ain't responding to text. Ain't responding to being tagged on social media. They ain't even responding to their own damn social media posts. Where you pussies at? And then for the one time I've ever
Speaker: Yeah, ha ha that was such a great game journey No, I didn't see that I missed that that's awesome. What up motherfucker. What's going on Christopher? No, I didn't see that I'm gonna have to look I'm gonna have to look for that that's fucking awesome. I can own them well I think this was I think this is the first time since
Speaker: back in the early 2000s that Ohio State's won. Our Michigan has won in Columbus. So and then Tom Brady rolled into Ohio yesterday. Only time I've ever rooted against Tom Brady. Miles Garrett said he was going to get number two and number three sack because he's already got one sack on Tom Brady. And even though the NFL and the referees tried to protect Tom Brady all day long with
Speaker: several egregious holding face mask penalties that should have gone in favor of Miles Garrett. Miles Garrett still got to his ass not once but twice and both times when it mattered and it was beautiful. Such a good game. Brownies won in overtime. Deshaun comes back this week. Personally, I think they should keep running with Jacobi Percette but
Speaker: We got a 240 million dollar quarterback that's finally off suspension. So I understand he has to play but So yeah, it was a good victory Monday it was a good victory Monday for this guy Lost to the Browns this is also Tom Brady lost another streak this week 218 games
Speaker: of winning when he was up by seven points in the fourth quarter. 218 games, ladies and gentlemen. Now granted, I know the man's been in the league for. 20 some years. But he's also thrown for like 100 and 100 ,300 and some odd yards or something like that, but it was the equivalent of 57 miles.
Speaker: the yards that Tom Brady has passed for in his career. It's insane. I don't know. It's a nervous, I don't even realize I'm doing it. It's a nervous twitch. Like right now, if you guys can see my legs, because you said that about me bursting my beard, I just realized that my legs are going 100 miles an hour underneath my desk and everything is shaking.
Speaker: It's like a nervous twitch. You have to excuse me. Good Lord. Or as the guys say, I apparently, hello, I'm Glick. Do you know who's the podcast?
Speaker: um coming lots of new lots of new um decorations decor if you will on my desk i'm hoping this week i'm gonna i'm gonna go buy me a case of water not because i'm gonna drink it i'm just gonna put it on my desk so
Speaker: that it sits in front of my camera. From Saturday night's fucking nerd fest, I'm gonna, I'm buying King Robert Baratheon from Game of Thrones. I'm buying his crown and I'm gonna start wearing that on the show. I don't even fucking watch Game of Thrones. And I know way more about that show than I ever wanted to know. Thought she was.
Speaker: Yes. Thirst trap, Chris. Thirst trap, Glick. Is that what you called me? Now this is like back in the old periscope days. Cause you're right, Chris. I know. I, yeah, no. And that's, uh, I'll have, you know, I've been live twice since then. And I wasn't thirst trap and missy. Actually it's a very good conversations, uh, Saturday night, really good conversations. I think I was on the, yeah, Saturday night I was on there.
Speaker: No thirst -reading to be found I Know you know I'm kind of relying on you guys to keep the conversation stations going I mean that if you guys are watching don't be afraid time in I'm should chat with you guys tonight This is that this is the chatters box special this is where I get to chat with this chat with the chatters box and You know if you're not if you're listening to this on Spotify It's probably incredibly boring because it sounds like I'm having a one -sided conversation But there are really people here that I'm talking to
Speaker: Now granted, I was only on TikTok for maybe an hour, maybe two hours at most on Saturday night. And then I went back to playing Modern Warfare. Yeah, you've seen the one where I was, you've seen the one where I was acting up and acting a fool. I'm 100 % admitted to it. I've been on there twice since then and I was not acting a fool and had some pretty good conversations.
Speaker: ranging from a little bit of everything. Because I'm a good conversationalist. I'm a good, you know, people like to chat with me.
Speaker: I don't know. You see the one where I'm acting up and acting a damn fool and I'll never live it down. That **** was too funny that the **** hang up on me and then call me right or not hang up but we get off the phone but then call me right right back and bust my balls and hang up on it. That **** was funny as **** Yeah, no, I I bought I bought Modern Warfare 2. I bought it for my
Speaker: Nobody else bought me any birthday cubes. Nobody loves me. I'm just kidding. But I know I bought modern warfare two for myself for my birthday. I'm liking it. I like war zone. I like DMZ. DMZ is pretty cool. I'm digging that shit. I was playing last night got like fucking damn near 70 ,000 XP. I was like, holy shit. I was having a ball playing, uh,
Speaker: That's what I actually kind of yeah, that's what I did For the Friday night I played I Went over to a friend's house for friendsgiving on Friday night and when I got home For some reason we just because football and we watched it we watched the NC State, North Carolina game and Then we watched the UCLA, California game
Speaker: Um, Oh, excuse me. And, uh, and then I came home and, um, played modern warfare and Saturday, you know, got up and, uh, no, wait, I did play modern warfare Friday, Friday, but then I got on TikTok and I stayed up a little late. But Saturday I got up and watched football, played modern warfare until the podcast. And then we did the podcast and then I was uploading.
Speaker: episode or two, so I got on tiktok for about an hour or so and then Went played a couple rounds of modern warfare and Called it a night. I didn't yesterday I watched football all day and then I played modern warfare with our call of duty with Cameron There you go again. I didn't do anything. I Think the graphics are pretty cool man, and I'm loving the campaign mode at the end of the day. I
Speaker: I'm loving the campaign movement the story so far is really cool I don't know if you guys play the campaign mode. There's a plot twist As always when it comes to modern warfare or call of duty There's betrayal and I didn't see that shit coming man I did not see the betrayal coming and it fucked me up now pissed I'm playing a video game, but I'm pissed and I want to get my hands on that some bitch so bad So
Speaker: That's what I do That's what I do man I Hang around the house and play video games Don't go out too much. Hey, well, I mean I've gone out a few times lately but Y 'all that shit gets expensive even if you're just going to have two or three that shit gets expensive
Speaker: Hey, Tony D. Hello. I'm clicked. Did you know I host a podcast? Jesus. This motherfucker comes into my TikTok live. I'm not even doing anything. Literally having a legit conversation. This motherfucker goes, Jesus Christ. What? Not drunk.
Speaker: Yeah. Yes. Just having a conversation. Tony D comes in. Sit your ass down somewhere. Boy, if you don't sit your wish version old spice ass down the **** away. I swear for god right now.
Speaker: Look at my clothes. Now look at me. Now look at my clothes. Now look at me. I'm slick. Now I'm self -conscious about brushing my beard. Journey came in here and called me out on it. And it was just a nervous twitch. Like my legs bouncing. Y 'all making me self -conscious as fuck. Is it time for break yet? Hasn't been an hour yet. This is the longest hour of my life.
Speaker: I'm just going to start going live and just being one of those guys who just goes. And for those of you listed on Spotify, that made no sense at all, but I was just staring at the camera like an idiot. Spotify or Apple or wherever you all listen to us at, it's not live and not video. What are you going to do, man? What are you going to do, man?
Speaker: I don't need, I don't need you. I want, oh. Yeah, you know what? There's no easy way to say it. There's no, you know, any way to get around it. I don't need you. I want you here. There's a difference. There's a big difference between need and want. I want you, Tony D. Because I'm a colleague.
Speaker: and I host a podcast. I'm also the champ. Tony's not even here and I can still make him feel weird. Yeah, fix that shit. Tony's not even here and I can make him uncomfortable as hell.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't know where Mike is he was he said he was coming in I just want to wait and see
Speaker: Uh, yeah, you did. Yeah, right. I don't know. Uh, but dude to dude, since I don't know how to shut the fuck up.
Speaker: He has so many damn videos on him
Speaker: Mike's still waiting. I don't know. He's got to get them gerbils.
Speaker: Got to get them gerbils running faster. Oh my goodness. Let's see. We are going to get ready and take a break here in a couple minutes. So let's do some blacktop new Joe. We've been doing a lot of their covers lately.
Speaker: I love their cover.
Speaker: you
Speaker: Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense, everybody. Those technical difficulties are so much better when I'm not by myself. Oh my God. Yeah. I'm freezing. Hopefully I'm good now. I just switched over to my mobile hotspot, which
Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, if I haven't told you all enough already, I fucking hate T -Mobile and I'm probably willing to bet every time I use my mobile hotspot, they charge me a fucking another digit off of my fingers. Like they're not even taking money at this point. They're just taking body parts or blood. I don't know, but the kids are like the joys of having shitty internet service and
Speaker: having laptops, cell phones, gaming consoles, Roku's, you name it, all on your wifi and already having shooting service to boot. So, Timmy, you know what I'm talking about? So, but,
Speaker: Let's go ahead, take ourselves a little break. Maybe Michael be here. When we get back, maybe it'll just be me. I had music picked out, but then of course everything had to refresh. So, and here we go. Take a little break. Got a little blacktop Mojo for you guys. Go ahead and check them out on all the social medias, Facebook. Why am I doing that? All the social medias everywhere. You stream music all at blacktop Mojo, cause show them some love.
Speaker: and uh let the guys know we sent them and uh check out their tour dates because i'd be willing to bet they're coming to a city near you i can't wait for them to come back to ohio because i don't care where they're at including one cincinnati columbus some podunk ass fuckery town in between one of those three cities i'm gonna be there because it was a good fucking show when i went i'm glad i went but enjoy a little black top mojo if you will i like this song
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Speaker: Even when I'm staring at the man I only wish now so I can take it all back And I've robbed every bank from hill to Houston Only thing on my mind now is keep on shooting
Speaker: Bullets fell out into the sky They're only mortal now, people and legends never die You got me crying now, yeah, you think you won But finally you're just an ex -bullet in my gun Wow, finally you're just an ex -bullet in my gun
Speaker: And the coyote cries his men are out tripping back, reading lies You see that smoking gun in my head is the bodies I'll drop into the desert sand Remember back when it all remains something gunshots in the distance will keep on running
Speaker: Into the sky I'm immortal now, baby, legends never die You got me cryin' now, yeah, you think you won Well, partner, you're just an exfoliating like you Oh, partner, you're just an exfoliating like you
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Speaker: Well, come back to nonsensical now since everybody that was blacktop moojo With their song next bullet, I love that fucking song man. I got so many goddamn songs that just get you fucking hyped Good way bad way. I don't know indifferent. However, you fucking feel I got a lot of songs that just
Speaker: Let's go You know Fucking words are hard. Oh my god. Anywho, welcome back to nonsense go nonsense guys, you know who I am Some people call me click
Speaker: Some people call me the champ. And some people call me King Glick Baratian. And others, they just call me Maurice. And if you don't get that reference, then you're too young to be watching this podcast. All right. Happy birthday to your pops, Chris. That's awesome.
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Speaker: still contributing nonetheless. Listen here, you son of a bitch. Listen here you son of a bitch.
Speaker: trying to finish this message. You heard what?
Speaker: What did you hear? That's me saying I was finishing a message, or me burping, or me saying qualifications. A friend of mine sent me a meme. It shows a picture of Ratatouille.
Speaker: This is what we're doing anyways Meets a mess of a human down on his luck living in a shitty apartment and the creature can control the guy's actions and he's unwilling at first But they learn to cooperate together and they can stop an evil rich man trying to take them down And it shows ratatouille and venom And I responded back is well
Speaker: Now I just need an alien parasite to take over my body take control of my body because I need all the other qualifications I don't know about the rich. I do know a couple rich assholes. I need to be taken down but yeah My son of life shitty apartment at least for the time being shitty apartment I Didn't say anything about my co -host. I don't know what you're talking about. Maybe you're listening to a different podcast I didn't say anything. I said my co -hosts are wonderful individuals wonderful human beings and
Speaker: I couldn't ask for better co -hosts if they would just be here. And then we have great chemistry and a great rhythm and a great flow. And we have a lot of fun on this podcast is what I said about my co -hosts. I don't know what you're referring to, sir.
Speaker: I'm just saying. I'm just saying. At the end of the day. Good tears. Poor tears. Tony, where your feelings hurt? Where your feelings hurt by what I said about the co -hosts? Are you suffering? God damn. Well, that kind of hit a
Speaker: That didn't work out as well as planned I was gonna play Yeah, I was gonna play a video there it is are you suffering from Emotional damage
Speaker: I failed. I failed. I failed yet again. I have failed. I have failed the audience. I have failed the listeners. College football news. The AP top 25 is out. Rankings week 14. Let's take a peek, shall we? Let's take a gander, shall we? And as I predicted, as I said, it should be
Speaker: and it is number one Georgia number two baby number two Michigan Wolverines number three TCU and number four USC so therefore as of right now if the college playoffs started tomorrow or Saturday number one Georgia would take on number four USC number two Michigan would take on number three TCU therefore
Speaker: So far, my predictions are accurate. I said they should be the top four. They are the top four. I said Michigan will play TCU. Georgia will play USC. That's how it's looking dependent upon how the championship weeks go. And my last prediction was USC Michigan for the championship.
Speaker: Do I think USC could beat Georgia? Absolutely. Will they? Probably not. Unfortunately, I don't think anybody's beaten Georgia this year. Georgia is wicked nasty the last couple of years. But I did predict Michigan USC in the national championship, so. So far it's looking good unless USC loses, which if USC loses, then that should be.
Speaker: push Ohio State back into the number four position. And you can see another matchup between Ohio State and Michigan. How great would that be? Ohio State and Michigan in the National Championship. Then you hear a certain, you hear a certain conference going, I can't believe that they have two schools from the same conference in the championship.
Speaker: Shut up. SEC, we know what it means. Suck everyone's cock. That's what the SEC conference stands for. We know. Game full of nobody. Motherfuckers. And Tony ain't here to defend your bitchasses, so I'm just going to talk shit. Because I can. And he can say whatever he wants in the chatters box, I'll ignore him.
Speaker: Because it's my show and I do everything. Sometimes I amaze myself.
Speaker: ain't nobody know. My guys in the big ten ain't taking **** because they've more than doubled their wins compared to losses. The only people that are taking it are the guys down south that are sucking everyone's
Speaker: I wonder if somebody wears them shoes on this podcast. Machi Cheese, anyone? No, but no, I think USC will win the pack, 10, 12, whatever the fuck that conference is called out there. Nobody cares. TCU should win their conference. Michigan should win theirs, but even if Georgia loses the SEC,
Speaker: I think they're still gonna be in there still gonna be in it because they'll be a one loss team and they're Too strong not to be there. So But Michigan shouldn't win I think they're playing Purdue That side of the Big Ten is a fucking train wreck No pun on no pun on the big on on Purdue boilermakers but
Speaker: Still my biggest cheerleader ain't even mad at you Fortunate to have that person in my life But I was I even talking about oh, yeah the big ten the SEC the back twelve and college football playoffs Should be an interesting one man. Yeah, we're talking football. I'll talk a little football by myself. I
Speaker: should be a little bit of an interesting, you know, playoffs this year because, you know, USC kind of came out of nowhere. They had high expectations, but I didn't think a lot of people expected them to live up to. TCU, where the fuck did they come from? Holy crap. They're running rampant on people. I don't think anybody expected Alabama not to be there. Nobody expected them to have two losses. Obviously, Ohio State, Michigan,
Speaker: We're in the conversation as well. Uh, I love that Michigan has gotten stupid good the last few years. Uh, and the big 10 is finally back in order with Ohio state and Michigan being on the top, but, um, uh, I'm waiting for the day that they decided to restructure the big 10 and put Michigan in the East and Ohio state in the West or vice versa, because at that point in time,
Speaker: We can get potentially to Michigan Ohio State games to see a year Back to back at that. It's probably why they're not gonna break them up like that But because with with both programs being good If they were in and if one was in the east and one was in the west I
Speaker: I don't need that kind of stress and pressure in my life. I don't need that. I don't need that. I was already nervous going into that game after. The struggle ahead against Indiana, but. Obviously that didn't mean shit. So.
Speaker: Just kind of just kind of hanging out just kind of talking shit Just want me to get rid of that shit out of my news We didn't get to it Saturday, but Those yeah, there he is might as well do it now Even though he was so proud of this
Speaker: Jeff was so proud of this. So let me give him a little bit of love. I had a little bit of news for you guys. Maybe Michael will show up. Maybe he won't. But Jeff made this, apparently. Apparently he didn't like the old what the fuck news entry. Out of business. Excuse me, what the fuck? Could have been a little bit longer, Jeffrey, but I like that. Jeff sent me this news article the other day
Speaker: uh in india hungry rats are to blame for 1 000 pounds of missing marijuana who the fuck missing marijuana india please stop kicking my door hold on one second i gotta kill kids
Speaker: Good lord. I have kids. They said it'll be fun. Go ahead. Being a parent is awesome. Said nobody ever. If they have kids. Jesus Christ, man. Let's slam doors and kick doors for no reason. That's what we're
Speaker: police in Mathura city. Sorry. If I butchered that India by that make your names easier to say. Um, about a hundred miles south of New Delhi said that rodents ate a sizable stockpile filled with enough of the drug to roll 1 .3 million joints. Uh,
Speaker: The court that had mandated the drugs be produced as evidence in a smuggling trial was seemingly unconvinced and demanded proof that the rats had eaten the drugs. A half ton of confiscated marijuana disappeared from a storage room in India, and police are now pointing the fingers at tiny four -legged trespassers.
Speaker: Police said there is there is no place in the police station where they can store the goods or the stored goods can be saved from the rats. Prosecutors said, according to the outlet, the court seemingly unconvinced demanded proof that the rodents had eaten the drugs, which were valued at about at about $70 ,000 US. According to the Times of India, the judge also ordered police to put a stop to the mice menace.
Speaker: You think? 1000 pounds of marijuana. I don't smoke weed. I don't dab. I don't do any of that. I have a lot of friends that do. That might ain't gonna be hard to eradicate.
Speaker: They're not going to be hard to find. That is impressive. There were some happy fucking. Mises if you will. Throwback to childhood cartoon. I hate you me sister pieces. Fucking a thousand pounds, bro.
Speaker: And I mean I know mice I know I know mice, you know the former working guy working man, whatever the hell you want to call it I Don't mice gonna eat egg and eat some shit and they reproduce like no other But how bad is your mouse problem? That a thousand pounds of marijuana was eaten by mice Nobody seemed to notice a thousand pounds is a lot y 'all
Speaker: I mean, it's like three and a third of me. Almost roughly. So like three of me and a Jeff.
Speaker: I'm just saying. And I don't really know how it works and like with police or police stations or anything like that. I don't know. Somebody's usually there in the evidence locker. You know, somebody keeps inventory, keeps track of this shit. I know you don't have room for it at your police department, but is somebody not going to the storage facility and just doing a random routine check?
Speaker: I mean, how much weed did you confiscate in this trafficking? Bullshit at the end of the day That nobody checked on and didn't notice a thousand pounds. I mean maybe if they had like like 30 ,000 pounds of weeds you're not gonna notice a thousand pounds ago missing but I mean really in all honesty, how much did you have in this this this trafficking bullshit?
Speaker: Inquiring minds want to know. We need more details. What's going on, India? What's going on? Inquiring minds want to know. What else do we got news, ladies and gentlemen? Because why not? Why not fill time with news?
Speaker: Uh I did have stuff planned for um Oh, here we go most of us are 80s and 90s babies of my of mice and men don't need any
Speaker: of mice and men most of us all of us on the show with the exception of Connor uh you know we're all 80s and 90s babies most of most of our listeners are 80s and 90s babies the uh and and lord knows we love movies on this podcast because we talk a lot about movies on this podcast but uh the famed Goonies house is for sale
Speaker: Out in Oregon. Good news for fans of the Goonies, the old Victorian home featured in the film, words are hard. And the film is on sale in Oregon. Astoria Gorgon. The potential buyers are considering making it more accessible to the public.
Speaker: uh the the potential I think this is from the uh potential buyers they said uh we've had a few interesting parties right now really oh sorry this is from the realtor uh said realtor Jordan Miller the listing agent for the property it seems to be everyone's intention is to be able to open the house up a little bit more and have access to it the 1896 and this is a beautiful home and if you're a guy like me I love the old homes I love the architecture
Speaker: I love the, you know what, Tony, you, I'm gonna, this is gonna be a freebie. I'm gonna give it to you to high cash. You forget I have a camera. So I can see what's going on behind me. Huh? Because Tony's at work, smoke's at work. Did you fire them off? Huh? I fired all of them. I said, you know what, I don't need you and I don't want you, I can do this on my own. But, you know, I love the old architectural work from the, from the 1800s, early 1900s.
Speaker: and I love the woodwork in it. Some of the most, the floors are amazing. The designs in the staircases, the doorways, it's fucking beautiful. And unfortunately with our Lincoln wall Lego stick figure houses today that you literally throw up 30 houses in 30 days. You just don't get that kind of,
Speaker: You just don't get that anymore. You don't get that kind of design unless you build your home and you design each and every aspect of that home, you don't get that anymore. And that kind of sucks because these old houses were beautiful, absolutely gorgeous. And that's just coming from a guy who's been around it basically my whole life. And it's what I do for what I do. Wow, really? Okay.
Speaker: This is what we're doing right now. uh AP. Anywho uh the 1896 home with sweeping views of the Columbia River flowing into the Pacific Ocean has been listed at an asking price and this is kind of surprising because I figured it'd be a lot more 1 .7 million dollars on Zillow where it's described as a fully loaded with history nostalgia and an iconic view
Speaker: or an iconic level of fame. Since the movie theaters in 1985, fans have flocked to the home in Northwestern Oregon's historical port of Astoria. The city celebrates Goonies Day on June 7th, the film's release date, and welcomes thousands of people for the event. The current owner, Sandy Preston, was known to have been largely welcoming to visitors, but she lived in the house full -time, and the constant crowds were a strain.
Speaker: prompted her at times to close it to foot traffic. After the film's 30th anniversary, drew about 1500 visitors a day. 1500 people came to this house a day and this is kind of like, you know, especially this time of year and this time of year. Ladies and gentlemen, we're officially in the Christmas season and everybody knows one of the most iconic movies for the Christmas season and I hate this **** movie. I can't stand this **** movie.
Speaker: I don't know why people are obsessed with this goddamn movie, but it's a Christmas story. That house is in Cleveland. The house from a Christmas story is in Cleveland. And yes, when you walk by the house, the leg lamp is proudly displayed in front of the window and people go to it constantly. I was told that I'm that guy who hates everything that
Speaker: Everybody else likes but I don't think I am I just don't like that movie. It's a shitty movie in my opinion There's only three Christmas movies that fucking matter and not in any particular order diehard national ampoons Christmas vacation and Home Alone the original the first one those are the only three Christmas movies that matter and I guess if you want afford just to feel better about yourself We can do the Grinch the original or Jim Carrey, but I'm not a fan of them
Speaker: I mean, they're cute movies, but it is what it is. What are you gonna do? I'm just saying it's my opinion. They're not facts. It's my opinion. But Preston had to post no trespassing signs prohibiting tourists from walking on the property. She actually reopened it just this past August. So almost six years she had no trespassing signs.
Speaker: Nonsense. Yeah, he tries to sneak in like I don't know what the hell he was doing like I can't see I Do love beauty so Oh Anyhow, what else we got what else we got going on out here?
Speaker: And what else? Oh, I know, uh, Birkenstocks. Y 'all know what Birkenstocks are, right? The shoes. Well, see if I can find the story right quick here.
Speaker: There we go. Steve Jobs. You know, the founder, the creator of Apple. Some of you **** sheep love your Apple products. Well, Steve Jobs worn out Birkenstocks. Went on sale at an auction recently. And they sold
Speaker: for damn near 220 ,000 fucking dollars. The brown suede, barking stock, Arizonas were worn by jobs in the 70s and 80s during many pivotal moments in Apple's history. According to the auction house, it is the highest price ever paid for a pair of sandals at the auction. Julian's auctions executive director, Martin Nolan told NPR
Speaker: and a record for footwear at the auction house. Some jackass paid 200 and almost $20 ,000 for a pair of damn near 50 year old sandals. Now I may be an idiot, but I didn't know Birkenstocks were that old. Christmas Story is a terrible fucking movie. I already said that.
Speaker: And I added Grinch's number four, the original or the Jim Carrey. So it says, the sandals came from a collection of marked chef who managed jobs all been in California state in the 1980s. Other items associated with jobs have been sold at auctions in recent years.
Speaker: sometimes reaching hefty prices and Apple One computer prototype from the mid 70s fetched damn near $680 ,000. Now see, that makes a little bit more sense to me. I shit on Apple. Jeff shits on Apple. Not all of us are Apple products. Tony is a sheep. Tony is an Apple sheep. He loves his Apple products. I can understand a prototype.
Speaker: of an Apple one computer going for almost six hundred and eighty thousand dollars Why the fuck was somebody paid two hundred and twenty thousand dollars For a pair of fucking worn out ugly ass jesus jesus sandals Let's let's call spade a spade. They look like Jesus sandals those Birkenstocks I've never been a big fan of Birkenstocks. I know a lot of people say they're comfortable as hell, but you know, they show
Speaker: Give me my give me my Adidas slides or my flippy floppies and I'm happy I think the Birkenstock stocks are ugly and they don't look comfortable. That's just me but $220 ,000 really really really really $220 ,000 for 50 year old sandals almost 50 year old sandals all I have to say to that is
Speaker: Hold on. Wait a minute. Slow down. Red flag, red flag on the field. What did you just say? Precisely, Jeff. Red flags all day. Now, mind you, these same sandals sold in an auction in 2016.
Speaker: Five years ago. For $2 ,000. In five years, the value of those sandals went from $2 ,000 to $220 ,000. What?
Speaker: The winning bidder didn't want his name disclosed. She got wonder why you **** moron. but it was sold at the room in a hard rock cafe at Times Square. According to Nolan, the runner -up bid was from a potential buyer in China, China. This is far from the most someone has paid for a pair of footwear at an auction.
Speaker: A pair of Nike airships worn by Michael Jordan in 1984. Sold for 1 .5 million dollars. Oh, I'm sorry, a year ago. Black Nikes worn by Kanye West at the 2008 Grammys was at the Grammys where he interrupted Taylor Swift and made himself look like a giant asshole for the first time.
Speaker: Kanye West what's wrong with you, man? Do you not have family or friends that will legitimately get you help, bro? You're a talented ass motherfucker and you say it in doing some dumb ass shit somebody in this man's life I Can help him or Get me in contact with him. I'll be his new best friend. I don't want nothing from you man. Just fucking what is going on, bro? Losing your fucking mind Anywho
Speaker: Black Nike's worn by Kanye West in the 2008 Grammys sold for $1 .8 million last year. Two pairs of shoes. That's insane for shoes.
Speaker: Anyways, sorry for the technical difficulties. I can understand a pair of Michael Jordan shoes being sold for a ridiculous price. That makes sense because Michael Jordan is who he is, but not $1 .5 million. I cash. Tony said, what's up a little nonsensical earlier. We'll tell you.
Speaker: What? No. Did you eat your dinner? Yes. Are you lying to me? No. I ate my dinner. Okay. The auction also included an NFT of the image
Speaker: of said Birkenstocks as part of their sale. But perhaps the most pressing question about the sandals seen as the auction house notes that they show heavy wear. Really, really the most pressing question. Do they smell?
Speaker: They're fucking almost 50 years old. They smell like something whether it's still feet. I don't know But it smells like something Nolan the auction house GM head of auctioning whatever the fuck director He answers that question they do They do smell of success
Speaker: Really? Really? This is what we're doing. I hate you, Nolan. And I hate you to the anonymous buyer of the Birkenstocks. You know what? You could have done so many amazing things with $220 ,000 instead of buying a pair of $15 sandals. But what are you going to do?
Speaker: The things that rich people spend their money on will never cease to amaze me And I say that but god forbid I ever had Stupid money because I know i'm gonna buy dumb things too You know, i'm gonna buy like the important stuff a house property cars make sure my kids are good They smell like 15 year old booty. I don't know what they smell like but jesus christ, you know, i'm gonna you know My kids are going to be taken care of this that and the other thing
Speaker: I think if I have extra money left over that I'm gonna buy dumb things You know, I know people are gonna be like really this guy bought a game worn 1965 Jim Brown jersey Yeah, I did I Understand but really Birkenstocks man, I mean that's like that jackass who who bought that painting from that
Speaker: What's his nuts? That stupid graffiti artist or whatever. Knowing damn well, as soon as he bought it, the instant that the money was collected, right the fuck now, that painting, right through a paper shredder. Millions. I don't know. It's a couple million dollars. I think I can't remember. It's a couple million dollars. Just like that. Bye.
Speaker: Let me feed the baby birdies for you Star Wars fans. I can't leave you guys. I can't leave you guys out to try. You know, you know, sometimes I gotta you know, I gotta I make fun of you guys so much.
Speaker: and I really cool y 'all so much. Sometimes I feel like I gotta give back. This is charitable. Oh God, here we go. The charitable King Glick Baratheon, the champ. Two California bakers create a life -size Han Solo.
Speaker: We ain't got time for manners. Out of bread. Oh my goodness. Han Solo may be a hunk, but Pan, I hate reporters. I hate these reporters when they do this, but Pan Solo is a hunk of
Speaker: That's what the bakery in San Francisco Bay Area has dubbed its six foot bread sculpture of the Star Wars character as he appeared after being frozen in carbonite. And the empire strikes back after his friends sold him out. Billy Dee Williams, not cool bro. You are not cool like the other side of the pillow, my friend. You don't deserve that cold 45.
Speaker: You know, you did him wrong. You know, you did dirty. That cool, bro. That cool. That's my little Star Wars knowledge for you. But, uh, Hanalee Pervain and her mother, Catherine, co -owners of One House Baccaria.
Speaker: bakery in Benincia, Benincia Californians. Did I say that right? Oh, it doesn't matter if I said it right because nobody likes you. California spent weeks molding, baking and assembling a life size sculpture using wood and two types of dough, including types of useless dough with a higher sugar content that would last longer. The two worked at night after the business, after the day's business were done.
Speaker: They lovingly crafted details to show Han Solo's this anguished face and his hands straining to reach out. Hanalee said she might have gotten a bit obsessed. Mom made me leave it because I was obsessing over the lips, Hanalee told the New York Times. She was like, you need to walk away, bye.
Speaker: Grating pan solo was particularly meaningful. She told the paper because she contracted COVID -19 in January of 2021 and lost much of her sense of smell and taste. So justifying joy in a different part of the food is really important, she said. So it's a feel good story, ladies and gentlemen. They're not all what the fuck story. Some of them are feel good stories. Some of them were just here just talking.
Speaker: Uh, the sculpture is now on display outside of the bakery located about a half hour drive north of San Francisco. Uh, pan solo is the bakeries entry in the annual downtown Benincia main street scarecrow contest. The public will get to vote on their favorite from a month among more than 2000 or 2000, two dozen creations entered by local business, the, uh, prevents.
Speaker: who are big science fiction and fantasy fans entered another Star Wars themed creation in 2020 featuring the Mandalorian and Baby Yoda, which for the last two years have owned the Star Wars franchise and Disney. That show is insanely popular and goddamn Baby Yoda has taken the world by storm.
Speaker: and not letting go, not let go, not letting go has not let go at all. He's got a stranglehold on you motherfuckers and pop culture. So. Unfortunately, pan solo won't last forever. The dough eventually will be composited, not eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it. Ladies and gentlemen, the dough will not be eat it. I'm going to go eat it some dinner when I get done with this podcast tonight. I hope you eat it some dinner as well.
Speaker: So as a wise Jedi might warn, this is twice in one fucking story. This is twice in one fucking story. A wise Jedi might warn, don't use the forks, Luke.
Speaker: Y 'all can't be mad at me anymore when I say Jar Jar Binks is the single greatest character ever created in the Star Wars universe. Just so you know, because of that one sentence right the fuck there. Really? Don't use the forks, Lou. I'm done. I'm done. I give up. I try to give you guys a little something. You know, I make fun of Star Wars enough.
Speaker: This is why I make fun of you people who like Star Wars. This is why I make fun of the Star Wars franchise. This right here, that story, I take it back. I wasn't giving you guys anything. I was adding fuel to my fire. Don't need help. Y 'all need to get laid too.
Speaker: Oh goodness. Anywho. That's old. That was back in September. Holy smokes. The beer can, the truck that wrecked in Florida and spilled beer cans all over the fucking place. Oh, what else do we got? What else do we got, ladies and gentlemen? I think I'm rocking this fucking solo shit out, man. I could probably do this all the time.
Speaker: Oh, all right, we'll give you one for the holidays ladies and gentlemen It's I said it earlier it is the Christmas season Can somebody please explain to me What figgy pudding is
Speaker: Actually Actually, yeah, I'm gonna Google it I'm gonna Google it but if you're listening to this Get us up on the social media Facebook Instagram Twitter Even tick tock all at nonsensical nonsense or if you're listening right now And you're just lurking chime in what the fuck is figgy pudding?
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know what it is. Bring us your figgy pudding, blah, blah, blah. I don't know what it is. I'm gonna look it up, but I still want you guys to tell me what it is. Figgy's Christmas pudding. Looks like a giant fucking turd.
Speaker: It's not even pudding We had this conversation last week it's a cheesecake a cake or a pie And we started to have a debate about it and we realized that it was neither it's actually a tart Sorry for any you bakers out there or chefs For our stupidity we didn't know what do you what are you gonna do? We're fucking
Speaker: three to five stooges who host a podcast three times a week. But yeah, we found out that a cheesecake is neither a cake and or a pie. It is actually a tart. So, and now I'm discovering that apparently figgy pudding is not pudding. I didn't know that. Is it? I just lost it.
Speaker: We'll try that again. What is figgy pudding? I don't fucking know what it is. Oh my god, I'm so confused. It's like a cake. It's like a little butt cake. So here, the actual dictionary definition, I didn't know there was an actual
Speaker: dictionary definition. It's a rich boiled pudding made of flour, sweat, figs, and other dried fruits traditionally eaten at Christmas. But then down here it says traditional Christmas dishes usually forming sweet and savory cakes containing a sour, sweet, creamy layer of honey, fruits, and nuts, and later times rum. Well, you know what I think I have had biggie pudding before.
Speaker: Just didn't know that's what it was now that I'm looking at it. I think I've had it Or other distilled alcohol became often added to enrich fruitness and flavor Anywho now that we got that out of the way, that's not where I was going with this actually where I was going with this is I
Speaker: some of you country as bunking. I don't even know. This doesn't even get it. This this particular food does not have a a particular classification of people who eat it because there's a lot of people that eat this **** food but spam all we want for Christmas is spam. Figgy pudding. Flavored spam.
Speaker: We're going to take a break and we come back from break. We're going to dive into this figgy pudding spam because my curiosity is intrigued. I'm also really disgusted at the same time. Uh, so hopefully your curiosity and you are equally as disgusted because when we come back from break, we're going to read this article and, and, and dive into this lovely combination of the concoction because it sounds horrendous. I don't like spam.
Speaker: I think Spam's gross. I don't care if it's raw or if it's fried, it's gross. And now you're gonna make a biggie pudding flavored Spam. Y 'all, come on, man. Come on, man. Really? Like, damn. Anywho, we're gonna take a real quick break. We'll be right back here in a few minutes after,
Speaker: a little Rum Springer. Check our guys Rum Springer out on all them social medias. Rum Springer underscore live. And I've been telling you all for a few weeks now if you're in the Columbus area or if you're in Ohio, December 17th, they got a show coming up in January. I got to verify that date as well. Uh, but December 17th, they will be live with a couple other bands. I'll be there. Come hang out. See the guys meet the guys and enjoy their music.
Speaker: But we're going to do a little rum springer with a cover of Slither. We'll see you here in just a few minutes. Hello, hello.
Speaker: You look, you see right through me Cut the rope is out to my knees Fallen, broken every single time Always keep me under finger That's a spot that you would sue me might see some time
Speaker: to wash away the sins of you and I this time
Speaker: When you seek me, you'll destroy me Rave my mind, it smells of poppy Born and blighted every single time Always keep me under finger That's the spot that you might linger But I see some type of pleasure in my mind Yeah
Speaker: It comes to watch away the sense of human pride You see like holy water It always burns you faster than you'll ever try this time
Speaker: When you look to see right through me Cut the block and fall to my knees Burning bodies every single time Yeah, here comes the water It comes to wash away the sins of you and I
Speaker: You're faster than you'll ever cry this time
Speaker: Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. Where's the hard technical difficulties right as we was going to break. So I don't know how bad that's going to sound on your guys is in, but I try to get it fixed as quick as I could. Got the music up and play. And that was rum springer. Check my guys out. Rum spring underscore live.
Speaker: on social media, go show them some love. And again, if you're in the Columbus area, check out their tours, not tour dates, but their, their, uh, gig dates, because they got one coming up here in a couple of weeks in December. And, uh, then they got one coming up in January, I believe it's end of January. Uh, and I'll be at both shows. I'm not going to be doing the podcast that night because I'm going to be watching those guys. I'm going to be supporting those guys and showing them some love. And I'm actually probably going to reach out to him here in the next day or so. And hopefully in the next.
Speaker: week, maybe two weeks, we will get them on the show. What's going on? Joe, but welcome back to nonsensical nonsense, everybody. I'm Glick. I'm doing a solo show apparently tonight, and I think it's going pretty well. I think it's going pretty well, ladies and gentlemen. Hopefully you guys are enjoying it so far. We got one more hour in me and then we're going to call it a night. If you're not already going, check us out on them social medias, the Facebook, the histogram, Twitter, tic -tac. Don't forget to join us live.
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Speaker: give us a share if you'd be so kind. If you like what you hear and you like what we're doing here at the show, give us a little share. Let other people know about us. Don't keep us all to yourselves. Don't be greedy. Don't be stingy. Anywho, right before we went to break, we was doing some news. We're just going to keep rocking with some news until I've run out of news stories that seem to pique my curiosity. And with that being said, we were talking about
Speaker: Spam and we were talking about figgy pudding. And we were talking about. They were combining the two. So spam flavored. Piggy pudding.
Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen. Thoughts. Opinions. Your feelings. What do you think about spam in general? What do you think about figgy pudding in general? What do you think about the two being combined into one? Get them social medias. Let us know. I'm actually gonna throw a poll up probably tomorrow. And it's gonna be a question on Spotify because you can add questions and polls on Spotify.
Speaker: I Want to know I want to know what you guys think what do you guys think of? Spam alone and Figgy pudding alone. What do you think and what do you think of the two being combined? I think it's a horrendous idea. But again, I don't like spam. I think I've had figgy pudding. I don't know I Feel like I have once I heard that they put rum in it or other alcohol. I feel like I've had it
Speaker: And I probably liked it because as we all know, I'm the resident alcoholic. Uh, so if there's alcohol in it, I'm going to like it. You put alcohol on spam and I still wouldn't like spam. So it says, no, no, no. Anywho, all we want for Christmas is spam figgy pudding. Ladies and gentlemen, as a Thanksgiving and Christmas season returns to something like normalcy, perhaps it's time for a new tradition.
Speaker: The mad scientist at lunch on meat packer, packager, Hormel, Hormel, Hormel, not Hormel, Hormel have one idea. Spam figgy pudding.
Speaker: tell him you can buy all of the episodes of the show and have us, uh, I'm wearing a Cleveland Browns shirt because it's, it's, it's victory Monday, uh, for, uh, $200 million. Anywho, um, what you might be asking and why the first question is easier than the second. Let's start with what's in the classic spam pork, sugar, water, salt, potato starch, sodium nitrate.
Speaker: and a preservative. The new seasonal spam includes the additional fig and orange flavors, cinnamon cloves, nutmeg, ginger, and allspice. And as ever, it is shelf stable in case of the apocalypse. So in other words, you can get your figgy pudding spam and you can put it in your
Speaker: Doomsday closet with right next to your fucking Twinkies another disgusting food item that never expires Spam and Twinkies are the only two things on the planet That'll last longer and survive longer than cockroaches. I Said what I said again It's only my opinion ladies and gentlemen
Speaker: Don't take this as fact. This is fact, spam piggy pudding, but spam and Twinkies outlasting cockroaches is just an opinion that I have. Both of them being disgusting. Again, my opinion. Why do I need a producer? I don't have a way. Twinkies are disgusting.
Speaker: Twinkies are disgusting. Stop it, Joanne. Uh, the new seasonal spam includes additional fig and orange flavors. And our weather said that blah, blah, blah. Let's you say that this is a perversion of biggie pudding. Let's look a little more closely at the bridges hall today. Tradition. Biggie pudding is a dense steamed cake, not an American style pudding.
Speaker: Well, that's why they call it a pudding because the British are fucking wrong about everything. You drink your tea wrong too. And you drink your beer piss warm. Ain't no wonder we kicked your guys's asses. Full of raisins, crayons, and brandy. The modern version doesn't actually include figs. Interesting. Does spam figgy pudding sound good to you? New. Absolutely not.
Speaker: It is produced and it is directed by me. I'm going to steal this. I'm going to, I'm going to finish this story and I'm going to address your, your, your comments here, Mr. No, at all. Uh,
Speaker: spam figure putting sound good to you okay in that case you may need to move quickly if it does the product launched last week and is already sold out at spam .com and amazon this shit has literally sold out on the spam website and on amazon amazon probably one of the largest uh clicking by sites on the planet at this point um
Speaker: I don't think I'm making any bad bad views here, Tony. Are you a spam eater? Do you like spam? Do you want to buy spam piggy pudding? Spam flavored piggy pudding flavored spam? Tony, do you want it? Huh?
Speaker: Uh, your best bet now is Walmart .com or you'll have to resort to the secondary market. Not making this up on eBay where the prices are already doubled from the list price. The list price.
Speaker: In terms of why the company explains its reasoning, thus the makers of SPAM brand wanted to create a limited edition seasonal variety that captures the magic, warm flavors, and nostalgia we all crave during the holiday seasons with SPAM piggy pudding. The brand did that all in one can.
Speaker: Well, spam, apparently there's an audience for it. There is a market for it. And as I said, this is only my opinion. I don't like spam, so I can only speak online. So Jay, to address your comments real quick in the chatters box.
Speaker: When you actually have an audience and when you actually have people that care to watch you just be completely inebriated and stoned out of your mind and all that, then you can talk to me about producing and directing and growing a fan base. I'm just saying, create some actual content and then talk to me about creating content.
Speaker: I'm not bashing you but you come in here every time with the same bullshit and I've been doing this for a long time and on my worst day. Don't come I I've told you before and you know better. So you worry about creating actual content for yourself
Speaker: And then, then you can worry about helping create content for me. You know, I love you, buddy. I love you to death. And I'm not bashing you. I'm not attacking you. I do love you to death. I always have. I agree.
Speaker: And when I'm making money, I will have a producer and a director, not you. Somebody who knows what they're doing because neither one of us know what we're doing. I'm just here. I love you more.
Speaker: I I didn't expect to not have co -host and I thought I was gonna have co -host tonight So I'm literally winging it and I feel like this has been a pretty good show I mean at the end of the day, I feel like it's been a pretty good show Not going too bad could be could be better this guy he's gonna come in and
Speaker: You need me. This is this has been the best show we've ever had without. I don't have enough of this shit. I don't have enough of this shit. Without any. I don't have enough of this shit. Just fucking me. Just a fucking. What's going on, man? How's work going, Bubba? Work's actually really good. I got about extra five minutes I'm taking, so I'm going to make this quick.
Speaker: You act like that's something new hashtag words are hard Hashtag words are hard. It's been a catchphrase but since the first episode Watching you makes you are watching watching me makes you hard, huh?
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no. You're welcome, sir. Jay, let me tell you something. This dude has been doing this shit. We're about to hit 200 episodes. I can't even say nothing because they ain't booed his ass off yet. Of course we want to help. Of course we want to contribute. Do me a favor. Get up here and do such like I tried to do. And I do say try because this motherfucker's hard -headed. Mama Goode, how you doing? Bust a rubber. How you doing? Amanda, how you doing?
Speaker: Uh, J. Ed. Why? How you doing? All that good stuff. Everybody up in here. What's going on? Yes, I'm at work. No, I couldn't make it. I had no idea who's going to be up here by himself. I don't know where Mike is. He was supposed to be here already. Smoke was in the house. What's going on, Smoke? Yeah, I know. Mike, I mean, you see, you've seen the group chat. Mike was supposed to be coming in. Yeah, he said he was going to try to make it. But you know, he's going to be late running home or something. But if you got the kids, I ain't even going to worry about it.
Speaker: I don't think he has the kids. I think he said something came up or something happened or something like that. But no, it's all good. I mean, I honestly, the chatter's box, the chatter's box was kind of lit in the first hour. You and Smoke were there. A few other people were there. We was having fun. Second hour, I rolled in and talked a little sports shit.
Speaker: went into the news and uh you know reading the news by myself and just kind of having my own opinion and speaking my mind really wasn't I don't think it was that bad. I feel good about tonight's show. Jay is a damn mess. Jay, I know the only reason you're over here is because nobody's on airtime. It's okay. Mike is a reading screen.
Speaker: It's going to be good to see him up here. Do not remember what my people did to your people. Do you really want to come up here, Jay?
Speaker: I don't know. No. No. Oh, let's let's let's we can talk about what your people did to my people first and then what my people did back to your people. Let me give you a quick story. Smoke said, Smoke said last night, Smoke was like, click, come up in here. I'm like, yeah, I'm I'm I'm not coming into this conversation. I am not bringing my white ass into this conference. You got me fucked up. I love you so much. You got me fucked up.
Speaker: I'm going to ask you when I went on his show, was I on your account or was I on my own? The note that you had popped up. No, you were on yours. I popped up. I wasn't. No, I got the notification. Smoke was live. Right. Yeah. No, I popped. I I got the notification. Smoke was live.
Speaker: And I what and I was actually in there earlier and I listened to a couple episodes and then I got sidetracked I was Playing Call of Duty with Cameron and then when him and I got done I jumped back in for a few minutes It was a cool it was a cool show I just you know again I I know
Speaker: where I. Smokes at me. Smokes at everybody. I'm like, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I got I got I got the black TV shows y 'all talking. I got.
Speaker: Tony said some shit about uh uh uh what's her name and acrimony and then it turned into man versus woman and and everything. I'm like, yeah, no, no, I'm keeping my white ass right here in the comments where I belong. Not today. He's saying there's a lot of things that my dumb ass will do. That gives you two more days to where you're going with no competition
Speaker: The third co -host in the words of Black Panther, the third co -host would not be challenging you today. I'm about to get my ass kicked from both sides.
Speaker: I'm good. I'm perfectly happy just watching and not adding much. And for those of you who are wondering, we had a conversation last night about what has happened to Black televisions, for the Black TV shows. And there's a lot of issues with us who have been watching it. And it's also an issue with what we've been seeing on there. And a lot of us were discussing
Speaker: It was actually a very overconversation, very true. It came down from a statement Candace Owens made about what's on Black television. And as much controversy as Candace Owens has, she was correcting what she said in a lot of our opinions. We don't like what the hell we see and compared to what we used to see. And the comedy show is the biggest example. I will stick with that. The comedy show was a great damn example of what we need to see on Black television, aside from what we got right now with a lot of broken homes and fucking drama.
Speaker: Well, yeah, I was and that was that was that was something that I, you know, watching watching last night be on the outside looking in. That was going to be something that I was going to say, you know, was, you know, back in the day, black television and even white television. I mean, it doesn't have to be a black thing or a white thing. It was a lot of orientation. It was very, very family orientated, very, you know, the sitcoms, you know, the sitcoms had a had a formula. We have a problem.
Speaker: at the beginning of the show. We worked through it, but at the end of the day, the family comes together.
Speaker: and and and and and and you stick together but it does and and and it does seem like it's more prevalent in black television today. It's all about the **** drama and the **** and the nonsense like and Jesus Christ. If we can't, if we can't, we can also add a lot of white television because there's a lot of **** with Melrose Place and Desperate Housewives, Melrose Place, Beverly Hills, 90210. I mean, yeah, that's why I said it's not necessarily a black thing or a white thing. It's it's
Speaker: We just cover specifically. Yeah, it was a societal thing. I mean, it's a society that we live in. Unfortunately, you know, back in the day, it was wholesomeness and and and and even even a show like Roseanne. They they was. I love Roseanne. I don't care. They brought to life the the mid to lower class family and the struggles. But at the end of the day, they were family and nobody come in between them. I mean, I was actually scrolling through
Speaker: Uh, YouTube. See, Jason, Jake, Jake, this is what we're talking about right here. How the hell are we going to listen to you when you do shit like that? Yeah, exactly. Mama Glick, you take care. I do agree. Soul Train was great, but I will not deny. I did love Dance Fever. I did love American Bandstand. I love a lot of shows back in the day because all our shows were cool. All jokes aside, we all like that. We didn't want to see any drama. Everybody wanted to have fun. Seriously.
Speaker: I mean, I was a drama is an evolution of things but we late have the fun. We're late seeing some type of stability and problem solving straight up. Go ahead, bro. But you know, I was I was scrolling through YouTube earlier today and come across the episode of Roseanne. Where Jackie's boyfriend or whatever, you know, Roseanne's sister was beaten up. And she showed up and she was bruised up and she was all banged up and
Speaker: didn't even know what was going on and seeing what had happened without saying a word, he wouldn't beat that man's ass. Like, he wouldn't whoop that boy's ass and that dude pressed charges on and the cops showed up and they were all calm, cool, collected. I'm like, hey, Dan, you know, blah blah. Dan's like, alright, let's go but you know, it's just like, you know, that's what those things were now on TV and it doesn't matter if it's black or white. If if that was the situation, it would be turned into, well, what did you do for him to to hit you?
Speaker: and I was like, nah, that's not even that's not even the question that should be asked right now. What y 'all need to be doing is exactly what my man Dan did. Went and whooped somebody's ass. That's supposed to be done, honestly. I'm gonna run back here. I just want to jump in real quick. Um everybody take care. Jay, damn it. Behave yourself. I done told your ass. I done told your ass. I done told your ass. I done told your ass. Mama, quickly take care. Everybody else in the chat. Y 'all be good. Bro, I'll I'll try to keep listening. I'm
Speaker: I've been in and out during the whole broadcast. I'm trying to be here for you. But I'll definitely catch you as you come on. You know what I'm saying? Oh, no, you're good, bub. I once you didn't show up, I was like, oh, shit, Tony's got to work. But I could have swore you said you were going to be here tonight. So job takes precedent. I'm going to be at work all week. Yeah, I'm going to be at work all week. And it's going to be awesome. Real life takes precedent over the podcast. So it does. And I'll catch up with y 'all later, man. I'll hold you next time. Hey, what's up, brother? All right.
Speaker: Tony D Tony D Tony D Tony fucking D And this is why I'm the champ
Speaker: and you are the wish version champ. Welcome back to not sensible nonsense, ladies and gentlemen. Sorry for the interruption. My co -host decided to end the show abruptly out of nowhere because he likes to hit the wrong button, if you will. So I'm back. We're going to finish out the show.
Speaker: We're gonna do what we do. I don't know why I have my earbuds in. I do know why I have my earbuds on. Encore, what's going on Mark? We're gonna finish out the show. That just creates more work for me. I could have easily just left it alone and let it be done and added music. But no, I'm here for you guys. I'm here for the people. So we're gonna come back. We're gonna finish out the show. We're gonna do what we're doing. You're gonna get your full three hours of a show.
Speaker: So come on back everybody we're here we're back So any who Fucking Tony D man fucking Tony D. What are you? I Don't even I was actually I feel like I was actually having a pretty good solo show on my own you know by myself you know Tony's got to come in and
Speaker: and and and and and push buttons but uh you know we're back we're back we're hanging out um ladies and gentlemen this is what we love to read
Speaker: and to Tony D. This is a long distance dedication from King Glick Baratheon, the champ, also known as Glick to Tony D.
Speaker: You got me **** up. Balls. Literally, literally, the show, the show, I've been like, alright, I'm going to go back. Don't hit the button, Dodie. Don't hit the button. This motherfucker, I've seen the look in his goddamn face.
Speaker: He hit the button. He hit the button. Just hit the button man. Why? Why man? Why? See? My bad. Keyboard got me fucked up again. Keyboard -ing is hard apparently. Hashtag keyboarding is hard. It's a rough life man.
Speaker: It is a rough life. And what are you going to do? Oh, goodness. And you know, I don't even know where I was.
Speaker: Sorry, tell you you had one job. Hey look I even I even titled 199 Wednesday ladies and gentlemen Wednesday 200 Fucking episode to this podcast 200 fucking episodes Wednesday night
Speaker: And Tony's been on 150 of them and still can't figure out how to leave the show without ending it. I'm just saying. What are you going to do? Anyhoo.
Speaker: Yeah, but no man Wednesday 200 episodes man, that's that's that's insane Does that includes the this does that include periscope or is that just on the podcast? Ladies and gentlemen who are not watching live. We're not watching the replay if you're listening to this mark
Speaker: Maestro led up if you will the og the og of og's for me Just said in the comments. He said in the chatters box. You want to know a crazy fact? I have listened to you for over 600 hours What does what does 600 hours wait to 600 hours in Days
Speaker: That's only 25 days. I'm actually kind of hurt, Mark. Podcasts and TikTok. If you have periscopes, it's easier though. I'm actually kind of hurt. That's only 25 days. 25 days of your life have been, have been designated to me. It kind of hurts my feelings. I need you to do better, Mark.
Speaker: signal that seriously 600 hours between parent or between the podcast and tick -tock That's 25 days of this man's life That he has listened To me or me and other people that's fucking impressive. I Gotta send you something work goddamn. You know what? I'm gonna send you the og original fucking vape and chill ahead
Speaker: I gotta do something for you, man. Now, I know Busted Rubber's gonna come in here and Chris Technician, they're gonna come in here. They're like, well, we've listened for 601 hours. Well, yeah, well, I've listened for 602 hours. But I honestly, I feel like, well, then you got Ms. Krista. But I feel like you might be the OG's
Speaker: are the OG of OG's Mark. I think like, I feel like you've been around the longest at the end of the day. He does need to come on the show. I know. Trust me. I know. And that's why you haven't been on the show because you have to remember Tony D when he's watching us and when he's hanging out here with us, it's like two, three o 'clock in the morning over there for him.
Speaker: so that's what i said that's that's like mad love mad dedication and you you you are the you know what i'm uh i'm gonna go ahead and say it number one fan maestro de de meestro de de king click baratheon approves number one fan sorry it is what it is that's life ladies and gentlemen
Speaker: Uh, what are you going to do? No, man. You know, I love you. No, I got another, but love for you, brother.
Speaker: at the end of the day. **** it's all love. Man, I appreciate the **** out of that, Mark. I I really do. I do appreciate the **** out of that, man. That's that's that's that's really **** cool. We can do a listener's appreciation show or something like that where we can just bring the listeners up for like five or 10 minutes and let them hang out with us and and and shoot your **** with us.
Speaker: I'm just saying maybe we'll do that Saturday. I don't know something. Like in all honesty, at the end of the day,
Speaker: You know, bringing listeners up on the show is not that far fetched. Smoke was a listener. Smoke's been up on the show. Connor was a listener. Cam's a listener. Mike was a listener and became a co -host. Tony D was a listener and became a co -host. From stuffing wives to how many holes? And that's just on the podcast. Let's not talk about the conversations we've had on Periscope and
Speaker: I don't know. I feel like I feel like it's been a cool show tonight. Uh you know, could it have been better if I had one or two of the guys with me or or some of the guys with me or you know, but II think I did alright tonight and uh you know, the chatter's box. You guys stepped up tonight. That was really cool. First hour. Y 'all stepped up and and and and had my back and you know, it was it was a it was a fun show, man. I'm having fun. I'm still having fun
Speaker: You know, I'm gonna drink these last this last beer and a half and keep going I don't know what we're gonna talk about. I mean, I don't have anything planned but Mark I'll tell you I don't know how long you've been here, but I'll say it for the third time tonight Drunk conversations with you Look Look
Speaker: There was only a couple times where I was laid out on the pool table. It wasn't like it was in every it wasn't like it was an every week occurrence. Alright, it was a couple times. And there was at least one time that. Okay, so you so you heard about the email I got this morning.
Speaker: They're going to listen to this episode and go, well, actually, you know what? This episode has actually been very mild and very timid.
Speaker: If they've heard any of the other episodes and they still sent that request, that blows my mind. I'm going to touch on this again, guys. And I do apologize because this is huge to me. This is crazy. I can't fathom it. I don't understand it. It's kind of like when I meet people who have met a few people who listen to the show.
Speaker: Are fans of the show it blows my mind that in this in my little city that I live in That there are people in this city that listen to the show. There are people that that enjoy this show. It blows my mind That that you know other people, you know, they'll message me Whether it be through snapchat or or whatever Because they you know, they follow us on tiktok and there's that the other thing
Speaker: and they tell me that they like the show. They like what we do. You know, it's still, and I don't think I'll ever get used to it. You know, to go somewhere, and it's happened a few times, to go somewhere and somebody say, you sound just like a guy on the podcast that I listen to. And I'm like, oh, what's the name of the podcast you listen to? And they're like, oh, nonsensical nonsense. Have you heard of it? Yeah, I'm that guy. And they're like, holy shit.
Speaker: But yeah, I know that was that was that was it blew my mind this morning To get that email and I wasn't gonna bring it up I wasn't gonna talk about it until like verifications, but you know I was I was here alone tonight and I didn't have the guys and I needed something to talk about so I brought it up But to know that People are people are actually listening to this. That's crazy to me. It blows my mind
Speaker: to the point where, I mean, yeah, it's an Ohio, well, it's not even an Ohio -based magazine. Actually, the magazine is out of California. They started in California, but now they've ventured into different states and stuff like that. But it's for Ohio. So this show, us, not me, us as a whole, is something that they were interested in, something that they wanted to
Speaker: Introduce their their their readers to it's crazy Because I know we're not for the faint of heart. I know where we're wild and we're crazy and and we say a lot of insane things and we and we do a lot of crazy shit I Haven't made it yet man, but love. Thank you mark. Thank you mark not Jeff though. He's
Speaker: Jeff and Tony are basically but but the three main co -hosts are basically part -timers at this point. No, I can't. Real life will always come first. Unfortunately, I have no real life. Uh so II'm here every episode now. Uh in a couple of weeks, I won't be here for a Saturday show and then a few weeks after that, I won't be here for another Saturday show. Uh I'm actually going to be supporting our guys in uh Rumspringer here in here in a couple of weeks.
Speaker: I'm going to go check them out and see some other bands. And then at the end of January, I think I got another show coming up. So I'm going to be there. And I think that's more important than me being on the show because I do have faith and I, and I trust the guys to run the show and do the show without me. Uh, and I can go out and yes, I'm going to a concert. Yes, I'm going out, but at the same time I'm working because that's what the guys in Rumspringer said. We're going to introduce you to these other bands. We're going to let, we're going to let you get to know them.
Speaker: You know, so I'm still working even though I'm not on the show. I'm still working. I'm out having a good time, but I'm working so It's just in all honesty it's and this is you know, I Don't get to speak on this a whole lot because usually we're all in here. We're all having fun and we're all laughing and joking and stuff but the support that we get from you guys that I don't care that people like you only have
Speaker: X amount of subscribers or on YouTube or you've only got so many people watching you live or you know, your numbers are weak there The people are listening people are people like what we do and that means a lot and I'm very appreciative of that I'm very appreciative of it and I can speak for the other guys most times I won't speak for the other guys, but I will speak for anybody who's
Speaker: in any way shape or form connected to the show. And I will say that we all are very appreciative and probably surprised by it. So it's really cool. I blame a lot of the success, borderline success on my devilish good looks because
Speaker: I am Glick and I don't know if you know this or not. I host a podcast. I'm also the champ.
Speaker: Goodness gracious. Mmm. Anywho, I know for that shit Nauseating well, you know what honey? Sometimes you got to show love you got to show appreciation you can't always be flamboyant and and Egotistical and and and all that stuff. You got to show you got to flash them a smile and
Speaker: Yeah, I don't know. Oh, you're talking about the other thing I said. Yeah, well, I mean, that was true. I blame a lot. I 100 % blame all the success on my devilish good looks. My amazing charm. Basically like 007 over here.
Speaker: I don't even know where the fuck I was going with anything. I was just trying to Give you guys a full three hours. So It is what it is What's going on in the chat box what's going on what's going on with the lurkers if you're just watching Feel free to say hello I'm waiting
Speaker: I'm waiting for a certain police officer to come down here or to pop up and just, hey, shot my ego down the side. Oh, what else is going on in my life?
Speaker: I don't know. There's not much else going on in my life. I live a pretty low key quiet life for the most part, for as loud and boisterous and as crazy as I can be. No, but the sour cream went missing. Maybe once I move,
Speaker: The ranch, sour cream, and beer will stop disappearing. Maybe. Maybe. I'm gonna strangle someone. Somebody took your barbecue sauce. What kind of barbecue sauce y 'all got out there?
Speaker: What kind of barbecue sauce do y 'all have in England? Or the UK or whatever the hell it is.
Speaker: when you move, just had bottles of ranch. It's like, it's like a ranch Easter egg. Instead of on Easter, we don't do egg hunts. We do ranch hunts. Smoky. Oh yeah. A nice smoky honey, honey barbecue. Yeah. That's trade magnifique. Yes. A good honey flavored barbecue sauce cannot be touched.
Speaker: cannot be touched.
Speaker: I'm just saying I'm at the end of the day. I have to fry some chicken. So while I am doing that, I am going to give you guys some rock lead of EDM combat and hopefully
Speaker: This will be longer than it takes me to buy some chicken. So this is Rockly EDM combat. He does our intro music. Uh, he does, um, he's an amazing, this, I can't say enough about this dude, EDM combat, Rockly, like this, this is my brother from another mother and all honesty. And this is one of his originals. When he, this motherfucker, if he does not get this album out soon, I'm gonna be mad, but this is one of his originals. I'm gonna go fry chicken.
Speaker: I wrote this song last night. Tell me what you think.
Speaker: The night you held me close No way not wrong These roads we cross Are dancing back to the end
Speaker: man. I gotta get you drinking some tea and eating some. Hey, you know what, Mark? Let me know when you're gonna come visit. Well, he was supposed to come on a couple of weeks ago. Actually, I need to reach out to him.
Speaker: because he was supposed to come on a couple of weeks ago. I may reach out to him this week. Maybe I'll see if he can come on Saturday night. Mark, if you're ever in the States, let me know and uh or if you wanna II drink tea all the time. I just drink tea right. I don't drink it wrong like y 'all do. I don't even know what the **** it's called is. We can do a British recognition stream
Speaker: Yeah, no Rock Lee dude's fucking amazing man, I Can go on and on about the talent he has and how amazing he is I'm just I'm just glad to call him my friend. I'm glad to call him my brother at the end of the day and And I'm excited to watch him blow up. I'm excited to watch him grow I mean like much like the guys that and and and and rum springer
Speaker: And blacktop mojo. I love watching them grow. I love watching them develop and and and and become bigger, you know It's amazing and and we get to be a part of it and kind of in a sense so
Speaker: So, I'm just saying. keyboard into a chaser with a bottle. Alright. Alright. Alright, Mark. I can do that. Uh Jack Daniels. Um
Speaker: Uh, Jack Daniels makes a honey tea or a honey, a honey flavored and it is. Oh, so good with sweet tea. Throw a couple of ice cubes in that bitch for ice cubes. Two, three shots of Jack Daniels honey and sweet tea, man, as it's delicious.
Speaker: Jack Daniels sliced apple is real good. I really like the crown apple. That's a good one But that Jack Daniels honey with some tea for some sweet tea It's it's it's it's it's like a little bit of heaven You could settle for it, but I you know what I'm
Speaker: I'll make you one drink with that with that Jack Daniels honey and some tea and there ain't no settling about it. You'll you'll say. Can't handle sliced Apple, but never heard of it. I'm just saying.
Speaker: That is probably the the single greatest drink on the planet and I'm not talking about your goofy ass British one lump, two lump sweet tea. I'm talking about good old fashioned American sweet tea.
Speaker: just some some substance would be great. What the **** kind of name is that? Fifty shades of dolphin love. If that's not Kevin Hawley, I don't know who it is. That is not Kevin Hawley. That is a weird ****
Speaker: And I thought that was Kevin Hawley. But it is not. Anywho, yeah, you'll thank me later, man. Okay, all right, bet. Bet. Mark, ladies and gentlemen, for those of you who don't know, Mark,
Speaker: Maestro Lee Duck, the OG of OGs, if you will, has just said in the chatters box that... Oh my god.
Speaker: And he hit him. Fucking internet, man. My Twitch was that I tried to link Restream and Twitch and Twitch. Oh, gotcha. Gotcha, Brian. Yeah, I know. I know. I'm having issues and I hate that I'm only here alone because typically when it crashes, I have backup. So, Mark, the OG fan said that when he comes to the states to visit,
Speaker: He's going to let me make him the Jack Daniels honey with sweet tea. And, uh, and, uh, if he likes it, it's good. He's going to treat me to a, not one, not two, but a few bottles of Jack Daniels, ladies and gentlemen. And I don't drink liquor like that anymore. So a few bottles of Jack Daniels are going to last you a while. I'm going to give me some honey. I'm going to give me some Apple.
Speaker: Jack Daniels honey and lemonade is good. But Jack Daniels honey and sweet tea is better. And I probably give me a bottle of regular Jack Daniels. Here we go. Honey, apple and red. I like it. I like it. I ain't mad at it. Um,
Speaker: Give me some ranch and a crate of beer of my choice. There is absolutely a lot of three bottles of Jack Daniels, a crate, not a case. I don't know. What do you, what do you, what's, what's a crate in your country of beer? What's a crate of beer in your country, Mark? Yeah, no, absolutely. A hundred percent, Brian, a hundred percent. Jack Daniels, honey with lemonade or sweet tea is a good summer spring drink.
Speaker: Because we have cases and it only and it's only 22 All right, you can definitely give me a crate of beer we can get a case and a 12 -pack that's essentially a crate give or take a couple And some ranch how much ranch are we talking? Do you know how much ranch I go through in my? Two cases sells that out perfect bet And what do you want if I don't like it? Mark should like if I don't like it
Speaker: You have to drink British tea, any crumpets, fucker, and a plate of fish and chips. It's fish and French fries. I don't like eggnog. Or it's gonna be like, you have to drink British tea, eat a scone,
Speaker: and say that soccer is a real sport. I don't even like ranch like that. My kids are the ones that like ranch. This is my buckets that you have to doubt a bottle of ranch and Jack, Jack Daniels and ranch and we can play bad and cry.
Speaker: Scones are good. I do, I do enjoy scones. I've had a couple, I think cherry strawberry scones are actually really good. I'm down a bottle of Jack Daniels. I'll take a shot of ranch and we can definitely play Madden and we can absolutely cry about it. What's an English breakfast? Mark, what's an English breakfast?
Speaker: Like I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a breakfast snob by any means. I mean, I like eggs. I like bacon. I like biscuits. I don't know. Y 'all call biscuits crackers or crackers biscuits over there. Uh, but you know, I like gravy, like bacon, sausage, eggs, you know, French toast, bacon, sausage, eggs, beans, beans, fried bread, too. Oh my. Oh, I'm in. I'm in.
Speaker: I am 100 % in on an English breakfast. It sounds like an American breakfast. It sounds like what I get at fucking TJ's. Baking sausage, eggs, beans, minus the beans, but I do like beans. What kind of beans? Najee Harris gets the first touch down of the season.
Speaker: Anywho, ladies and gentlemen. Even better, because I'm not the biggest bacon fan in the world, Mark. Cookies are biscuit, trousers are pants, crisper chips, undies are... Nah, you better watch your mouth, Brian. Sweaters are jumpers.
Speaker: Yeah, my sauce is interesting. I'm just kidding. It's not. It's actually really small. No, but ladies and gentlemen, we've come to that time of the night. I know this is part two, return of the Tony, not the sick, the Tony. We do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. I appreciate y 'all sticking with me alone. I feel like.
Speaker: It wasn't a bad show. Probably a pretty good show. I don't know. I had fun tonight, actually. Actually, I did have fun tonight. I think I survived pretty well by myself, taking off all my accessories. But, but him. It's that time. It's that time where we, we got to wrap it up. And
Speaker: Call it an evening. So, if you guys are not already, go ahead and check us out on all them social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok. Don't forget, you can join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night on YouTube and Twitch. And if you can't join us live, that's okay. Baby, dick, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, baby, dick.
Speaker: Anyways, if you can't join us live, check out the Spotify. We're everywhere. You listen to podcasts, Spotify, Google play, Google podcast, Apple podcast, good pods. Uh, just everywhere. Uh, cheddar's box. Much love to you guys. We appreciate, I appreciate y 'all hanging out tonight because y 'all saved my ass in the first hour.
Speaker: and then you save my ass in the last 40 minutes. I do appreciate the **** out of you guys. You know, I got nothing but love for you guys and and same with the same with the rest of the crew. but with that being said, we're going to end the show tonight with what seems to be a fan favorite. It is Wednesday and I or it is Monday. It's not Wednesday. It's Monday and and and you know, we just kind of do whatever we want on Mondays and Wednesdays. What's Rum Springer once again with a what I think is a fan
Speaker: Go ahead and check out Rum Springer on all social media at Rum Springer Underscore Live. Go show the guys some love if you're in the Ohio area, especially Columbus. Come check them out December 17th. They'll be doing a show. I'll be there hanging out, doing what I do. No, you're okay. You're welcome in my box anytime. You know that Mark. Oh, shit. Mark, you got to add me on Xbox or whatever the Glick show.
Speaker: We might already be friends on there. This game, let's, let's fucking do some modern warfare. Some call of duty and I'll download NHL. I don't give a damn, but, um, I forgot what I was saying. Yeah. Rob Springer underscore live. Check them out. Go show them some love. Let them know we sent you. We're going to end it with a fan favorite. Everybody seems to love their cover of Billy idols or rebel. Yeah.
Speaker: King dancing to my door That sad little angel King pumping across my soul She's silly, come on baby Got a license for love And if she expires Bring her from above because In the midnight hour She got more, more, more
Speaker: In the midnight hour baby, for more and more with a rebel yell She cried more and more and more for more and more She don't like slavery, she won't sit and wait But when I'm tired and lonely, she sees me to my bed
Speaker: What set you free and brought you to me, baby? What set you free and need to hear about me? Because in the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more With the rebel yell, she cried more, more
Speaker: But he lives in his own heaven So he takes it to go from the seven I've been Well, he's out all night to collect a pair A trip alone just so long it don't mess up his head
Speaker: Cause I'd walk the world with you
Speaker: I drag your sheets of paint, baby three thousand times fully I tell my soul and have none, babe For money to burn with you Cause I give you all and have none, babe Just stay, just stay, just stay
Speaker: Yes, sir. Hello. Rum spring out. Rebel yell. Hopefully, you all enjoyed the show tonight. We appreciate it. I appreciate y 'all. Listen, I can say that. I can say that. Not getting trouble. Excuse me. I appreciate y 'all. Listen, I appreciate y 'all hanging out. Brian, let me look and see if I can get to division two. If I can get it, is it, is it multi constant? What is it? Multi platform?
Speaker: I don't know anything about the division, but I'll play it. I should. I'll play. I'm always looking to play video games with people. Um, but, uh, anywho, we appreciate y 'all listening. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show. It was a little weird tonight. I was just kind of hanging out here by myself, but, uh, I mean, it was, I had fun, hopefully, you know, so I feel like it was kind of cool. If you guys aren't already, you know, hit up them social medias.
Speaker: follow us everywhere and nonsensical nonsense. We'll be back Wednesday night with a brand new episode. Jeff will be back. Maybe Mike will be here. Tony will be at work, but Jeff will be back Wednesday night. Same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel. If Jeffrey was here, he would leave y 'all with parting words that go a little something like doses. Homeschool Mike, AKA big dog, the big dog.
Speaker: would tell y 'all, peace out. My man, Tony. Tony D, Tony D, Tony D. They tell you sons of bitches, mother had you or the major, mother fuck you. And then my brother from another mother, y 'all wouldn't expect it. Y 'all wouldn't think it, but it is what it is.
Speaker: Like two peas in a pod, my man smoke. Would let you know, go ahead and put that in your pipe and smoke it. Yes, sir. Ladies and gentlemen, yours truly, the champ, the goat. King Glick Baratheon, if you will. Be good. Be good at it. Goodbye, motherfuckers.
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