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Speaker: What is going on, everybody? Welcome to a brand new episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense. I'm Glick, as always, hanging out with Tweedledee and Tweedledum, aka Jeff and Tony.
Speaker: I'll let you guys decide that. He was looking for a soul to steal. He was in a blind because he was waiting. I'll tell you what, that is on the list of songs to learn. Let me tell you.
Speaker: I'm playing with it. I've seen you playing with it during the uh during the intro music speaking to the intro music shout out to Rocky, Rock Lee from EDM Combat. Thank you for that sir. We greatly appreciate it and I still love it every time I hear it.
Speaker: He was out, man. Yeah, man. That's fantastic. Tony D, how you doing tonight? Rhonda Wade trying to stay at the grave. What's happening? Oh, I like that. Oh, that's right. I got plenty of them. Uh -huh. Send me that list. That's a top five we could do to be sayings. Best phrases. Yeah, exactly. If you guys are not already, it's up to you in the background. It's up to you.
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Speaker: I didn't mean to do that. I didn't mean to. I was trying to mute. I was trying to mute your mic but we also do have a merch store if you'd like to check any of that stuff out at Teespring .com slash nonsensical nonsense podcast. Get all your shirts and hoodies and and and cups and stickers and and all that jazz. I was actually on there last night. I started a couple designs and then I said **** it after spending
Speaker: several hours doing other podcast related stuff last night and then most of the day today still doing podcast related stuff. Designing a shirt or a piece of merchandise is no simple task. Uh, because you get an idea in your head and like the picture or whatever you want to use on said shirt is too big or not big enough and it's a huge pain in the ass, which is why I've only designed like three things.
Speaker: It's not so bad once you get into the flow of it. Right. Well, and then for some reason, it only lets me upload like one or two things after I've spent an hour designing it. It won't always upload, and that pisses me off. And then I'm like, fuck this shit. Yeah. Tim, I see you hanging on there. I don't know if you were able to...
Speaker: take a look or try any of that stuff that you reached out to me about. Hopefully it works out for you guys. Tim. Hey a little bit. Uh, Tim had reached out to me and asked me for some advice on different tools and stuff like that that I use. Uh, what's up a little bit as far as dropping audios and from, I am posting and stuff like that. So he reached out to me the other day, but
Speaker: I feel like I've been going all day today, like legit since I woke up. Hey, I'll tell you what. Today is the first day I actually, I was like, you know what? I went to bed last night at like three o 'clock cause I'm watching that rookie and I'm almost done with it. And I went to bed last night cause I couldn't get my eyes open and woke up at noon and I was happy as a pig and shit. Nice. Uh, it was the first time in a long time that I slept in that much. It was awesome.
Speaker: Uh, yeah, I sleep in on the weekends all the time, but this, uh, you know, that would have taken me out. I had two of those last night. That's like half a bottle of fucking.
Speaker: I don't know. Whatever you put. What's up, Stevie? What's going on, Stevie? The only down the only downfall to uh drinking margaritas. Uh and I and I because well, I don't drink them very often and uh Jody said the same thing. They give her a headache. Well, last night after my second one within a matter, I wasn't like I I had a little bit of a buzz and whatnot but I did. I got the worst **** headache ever. So, I just took some took some
Speaker: some kind of headache meds and I just laid down on the couch and watched. I get into these shows like Abandoned Places and Mystery and Jody has the Discovery app and I signed in on that and whatnot.
Speaker: and it's got so many cool shows on it. So last night, I fell into a rabbit hole and I was up until I wasn't up super late. I was only up until like one one thirty or whatever until I fell asleep on the couch watching this mysteries of abandoned places and it's so cool because it's like most random things like there's a a **** what looks like an oil rig out in the middle of the ocean.
Speaker: just off the I'm not the one people are living on. Yeah, just off the coast of England and what it was was back originally during World War one or two. It was a a military uh defense like four. Yeah. Yeah. I think I've seen and then when it was abandoned in the 60s, pirate radio was huge in in England, right? Um they did that movie. Yeah. The Rock. Yep. And and this guy
Speaker: bought the bought it or took it or whatever. I don't know. I guess he just claimed it as his and and and uh made it like a made it like a uh it's not a country but it's like a sovereign area gave him a name and everything called himself a prince and it was just across the border where England could say and do nothing about the radio. Oh so it's it's like it's uh it's um international territory.
Speaker: But it's still in the family. It's still in the family. And they were talking about how at some point the Germans tried to take it over. And him and another guy, and him and two of his buddies went back to reclaim it with just like shotguns. Or one buddy was a stunt actor and a helicopter pilot. So they flew out there.
Speaker: landed, all I had were shotguns and they took it away from the Germans and then they captured one of them and put them in a fucking jail for like six months. I was like, how the hell is that? It's a ransom. I'm looking at some supplies. Yeah, they they had a a
Speaker: uh ambassador or whatever Germany actually actually came to ask for his release and they used it as a promotional thing because they get more attention and they created they they got a larger fan base for the radio station and the radio because they had a uh
Speaker: a diplomatic guest, so to say, that was there. That's cool. So, you know, I love watching that stuff. The problem is I fall into that wormhole. And, and, yeah. I can't hear you. Tony, I can't hear you if you were trying to talk. I wasn't. I'm listening. Oh, OK. Oh, yeah. I just seen my check. No, I'm putting a check from all the different platforms. Oh, yeah. I dropped in on Facebook earlier.
Speaker: but um, oh shit, what am I doing? I'm pushing buttons over here. Don't mind me, but uh, you know, I, I, you know, I fall into those wormholes and stuff like that, you know, and, and, and, uh, another one that I, that I find myself falling into a lot of times are, uh, cryptics, uh, which are just creatures that may or may not exist. Oh yeah. Uh, when, uh, uh, when, uh, when, when, uh, when day goes, which was like a,
Speaker: flesh -eating monster. It's uh, it's uh supernatural did an episode on it, but it's a uh indian uh Indian creature or you know bigfoot stuff like that swamp monster of the frog You know frog man of louisiana lizard man of south carolina stuff like that her Loch Ness monster their cryptics one guy he lives on the
Speaker: He built a cabin on the the shores of Loch Ness so he can catch a picture of Loch Ness Monster. He's been there for like 20 years. Yeah. No, but his wife left him and everything. He's like he's committed. I was going to say didn't didn't wasn't like early on in the in the podcast. Wasn't we didn't we do a story about that guy? I don't know. Maybe I didn't remember seeing a video of it. It was like in a TV show or something.
Speaker: And I was like, that's fucked up. But on that, along that same path, I watched, uh, I got, I got it stuck in my head. I had to watch it. I watched Harry and the Henderson's for like, yeah, well, one of the podcasts I listened to talking about it and I was like, fuck, I haven't seen that movie forever. And it's, oh my God, it's so silly. John Lithgow is a genius.
Speaker: But the interesting fact that they said about the movie, which is why I wanted to say it again, is the car he's driving is the same make and model, but a different year, of the car from National Lampoon's vacation.
Speaker: It's just a different year. The one from vacation was a couple years newer, but I was like, oh, I'll be damned. I always thought it was a Vista Cruiser or an Oldsmobile, but it turns out it's a Ford. I was like, well, I'll be damned. Well, you, sir, you would be wrong. No, it was a Ford. I have no idea.
Speaker: It became the Queen family truckster. The Vista Cruiser was 70 shows. I had a reason for my madness there. Right? Far as bringing up television shows and stuff like that that I'm watching. When we get too far into the craziness and whatnot.
Speaker: I would like to take this opportunity here to be at the show to go ahead and dive back into our dark Disney, our dark Disney dive. So, and with that being said, you know, last week we kind of, or the other night we kind of jumped into a little appetizer and gave you guys some little tidbits and stuff like this. But before we get into the park itself, let me dive into the man. I thought you said pork there for a second. I was like, wait, what?
Speaker: either or Jeff, whatever you're into. Why don't we, why don't we conversate a little bit about the man? Because from all accounts, from all accounts, you know, Walt Disney was not a savory individual, if you will. He was kind of a scumbag. He had good qualities about him, obviously, but he also had some not so great qualities.
Speaker: But Walt Disney, as you guys know, Walt Disney, he created films that everyone of all ages they love. He built Disney World, one of the most magical places on earth. There's that and the other thing. I mean, we all know that. And I believe he started out as a, he was a cartoonist. He was a writer.
Speaker: My memory serves correctly he actually worked for another company doing cartoon work And he was like yeah, I can do way better Right there when you're drinking as you take a drink your body disappears it's
Speaker: It's like as you drink, your body disappears. It's weird. Working on the multiverse. All right, calm down there, Dr. Strange. But we'll just dive right into as far as his films and stuff like that.
Speaker: He's produced a lot of controversial films and cartoons or been a part of them throughout the years. When some of Disney's films are fan favorites, many of them have hidden hidden hints of discrimination. The Jungle Book is believed to contain underlying plot lines of racism since it was created in the midst of the 20th century segregation issues.
Speaker: Fantasia originally contained a scene portraying a dike, a dark -skinned sunflower polishing a lighter skin centurid's hooves, indicating Disney's beliefs that black people were lesser than white people. The scene has since been removed in newer editions. Alice in Wonderland is to be an ode to opioid use.
Speaker: Oh, that's true. The bong with the bong in the. Well, it's just a drug. She takes a bite. She comes really big. She takes a drink. She comes really small. That caterpillar smoking all that weed.
Speaker: Well, yeah, I mean, it's not only that, but I mean, just the fact that, that, you know, it's, it's like a, the whole Alice in Wonderland is like a, it's like a bad trip in general. It was a bad trip. Yes. He isn't. I see you Sadie. I'm gonna have fun with this too. Keep it up. But again, back onto that subject, many believe that Disney was not only just a racist, but also sexist and whatnot in 2014. Well, he supported the Nazis too.
Speaker: Oh yeah. Good to that. Good to that. Trust me. And we'll get to that again down the road with another article I found. But Meryl Streep in 2014 accused Disney of bigotry and went on to explain that he was racist and sexist. Streep caused controversy over her remarks until Disney's own grand niece Abigail Disney explained how her a great uncle was indeed racist.
Speaker: She posted a Facebook status where she said, come on, he made a film about how you should stay with your own kind at the height of the fight over segregation. She was referring to the Jungle Book. This has been assumed about Mowgli for years. I mean, that was one of the undertones throughout the entire movie. I mean, even most recently in the live action that they did of Mowgli, there was a point in that movie where they tried to make him go back with the people.
Speaker: Yeah, with the tribal yeah, yeah with the humans with his with his people So, you know and be who you are supposed to be instead of trying to be like us I know it is necessarily controversial But Debbie, I like my background, you know, oh
Speaker: I don't think I don't think it's necessarily controversial, but I can see where where if you guys or something to complain and bitch about that that that you could find that in that movie about that. Yes. Disney also expressed expressed anti -semitic behavior. In addition to the racist behavior, Disney was very anti -semitic. That's what I said.
Speaker: You said some you've said something else. I said it's closed. Yeah. Once one of Disney's most well -known short films, The Three Little Pigs, portrayed the big bad wolf as a Jewish peddler. Well, that's this raised plenty of eyebrows for years. Disney openly associated himself with anti -Semitic Motion Picture Alliance. Plus, he even invited and I'm going to butcher this motherfucker's name, Lenny.
Speaker: Rafenstahl, which was a Nazi supporter into his studios in the wake of the World War II. Not only was that guy there, he actually had two known Nazis that came to Disney. Nice. To go along with it. Now, aside from the racism,
Speaker: Disney was also Walt Disney was a snitch. Oh, ****. He was a CI. No ****. Oh, that's how you get the car. He served as an FBI informant for more than twenty -five years. No, actually, you know how he got the park and bought all that land? Oh. Shell companies.
Speaker: because nobody would sell to Disney. So he had made up companies and bought up all that land and then the quote unquote made up companies then in turn sold it to Walt Disney. Yeah, for like a month.
Speaker: sell companies are used for multiple reasons. They're not necessarily for laundering but it's it's it's it's they they were the same concept. They were they were made up companies because the they would not sell the land to Disney. So, he bought the companies. He did everything on the up and up. Yeah. But then he you know, the companies were never
Speaker: Yeah, they never existed in the loophole. Yes. But then he turned around with those with those companies, said companies and sold all the land back to back to him. So are sold to himself. Yeah, exactly. But but yeah, Disney was a was a confidential informant. There's been much speculation about whether or not Disney was associated with the FBI up until his death in 66. Well, more than
Speaker: More than 20 years ago, Mark Elliott began working on a biography of Disney when he was able to obtain documents that finally verified Disney was in compliance with the FBI as an informant. However, for national security reasons, many of the documents were blacked out.
Speaker: So although it could not confirm what Hollywood names Disney passed onto the FBI, it is. Are you are you a communist kind of thing? That movie that Jim Carrey did, I forget what it was called, where where he goes into hiding and he gets amnesia. The. Fuck driving, that's a little good. But
Speaker: Just a couple more little little tidbits here for you guys Disney Disney frequently battled wage discrepancies in 1941 says wage issues were all too familiar in Disney in 1941 Disney animators went on strike to oppose strong wage discrepancies Some animators claimed that their co -workers were making up to $300 per week while others were making as little as $12 a week Disney defended the pay gap saying those contributed greater content
Speaker: to the company received higher page. However, it caused a divide among the animators and disturbed the company's unity. So, you know, then you had infighting. Hence the reason you should never discuss your wages with your coworkers. And in a lot of places, it's become illegal and a lot of companies have put it into their guidelines and their rules that says you cannot discuss or it is a term, it is a fireball offense and you can be terminated.
Speaker: Yes. Punishment up to termination. Yeah. And nothing is in my cup yet. Did I burp? Earlier. Oh, I don't even realize I do it half the time. I apologize, Sadie. No, I'm just in a flow here. Walt Disney also promoted World War II through cartoon propaganda. Fantastic. Sorry.
Speaker: No, no that was the name of the movie the majestic Yelling into the mic you fucking Tourette's baby Jesus Christ
Speaker: I'm going to come back to that later on because I got something to be said about that since tomorrow's, uh, since what tomorrow is. But, um, Disney, uh, Disney, Disney, uh, promoted world war two through cartoon propaganda, but I'm sorry, but, uh, Disney was actually,
Speaker: Disney, during World War II, Disney agreed to promote the war through his cartoons, although he was actually a pacifist and believed that since we're all humans, we should not fight with one another. While he did create cartoons about the war, they were often skewed with negativity about what the military life was actually like. In one cartoon, Donald Duck was portrayed entering the draft
Speaker: he believed that military life would be one filled with success and respect. He quickly realized that the propaganda was a lie and that military life is a hard one. Many people took the cartoon to be an anti -war expression. It's stupid. It's the truth. Keep going. Mm hmm. And last but not least, and and here's a little mind fuck for you guys. Get this. Check this out. When when I get to the end of this little this little fact about about Walt Disney,
Speaker: Um, Oh God. Uh, Walt Disney's, his mother died in a house that he bought her this big mansion. Yeah, he bought it. Well, yeah, he bought it for years. Many people have wondered why Disney characters did not have moms with the exception of a select few like Bambi whose mother passed away tragically in a 2014.
Speaker: In a 2014 interview, Don Han, a producer who worked at the studio for decades, revealed that it was Disney's guilt that prevented him from including mothers in his animated movies. That's pretty deep. He missed his mom. Disney purchased a large home for his parents after making a lot of money.
Speaker: But the gas boiler was faulty and Disney sent over a team to fix it, but they didn't do the job right and his mother died from carbon monoxide poisoning. He forever blamed himself for her death. So hence, hence why, like I said, Disney movies don't have a lot of mothers in them or you don't hear about them or if they are there.
Speaker: Yeah. Or if they are there for every second, you know, frozen, they were there for a minute. And that's, I mean, Disney guys, what, 66, something like that? 64, 65, somewhere in that area. And they're still doing that to this day with Disney movies. Yeah, but it's become a staple. It's like you don't want to change it up.
Speaker: Yeah, it's a respect thing. I mean, yeah, say what you want about the man. He may not have been perfect by any means and heavy smoker, by the way, heavy smoker. Yeah, but it's almost impossible to find a picture of him smoking.
Speaker: I am Debbie. Well, back in the day, now it's probably easier. But in the movie Saving Mr. Banks, which by the way, amazing movie, it's a bit boring, but he actually says to the woman that wrote Mary Poppins that he doesn't like to be seen smoking in public. So if he was outside walking around the park and he needed a cigarette, that's why Disney has so many hiding places.
Speaker: smoking areas. So, well, no, he he literally go, he duck out real quick. Go have a quick smoke and pop back out after for breezing himself or whatever. I don't think I had for Breeze back then. We have a big day.
Speaker: No, but you know what I mean? Like you throw on some cologne or something to cover it up. The smell. He probably went the route of your brother -in -law and had 25 gallons of cologne. Well, apparently when he was in his office, like he would want his office to a cloud of smoke. And his office was not small. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, you also got to think of the air. Everybody was smoking back then. Well, yeah, that's true. But he didn't want to promote it in from himself, even though if you see a lot of old cartoons, you see, you know, different characters smoking. I mean, fucking Pinocchio, they all smoke cigars in that fucking one seat. Mm hmm. Well, they turned into jackasses, so that makes it OK. Yeah, yeah. Turn into jackasses.
Speaker: Well, they do. They turn into donkeys. Yeah, no, I know. But on a side note, we can have mothers. Tomorrow is Mother's Day. Yes. So shout out to all you moms who didn't swallow us, flush us down the toilet, or fake a headache. All things Jeff's mom should have done. Right? In the same night if she needed to.
Speaker: Yeah, we can't say anything about Chris because he's adopted But no seriously shout out to all you moms especially you single moms you guys are on rock stars and you're doing your thing so I will I will test to any single mom you're fucking if you got your shit together and your kids are good You're a fucking rock star
Speaker: It's been two months. I've been single dad then **** sucks. I love single moms. My mom raised me and my sister pretty much by herself. I don't get wrong. I love single moms too. I mean, I got a high spirit for single mom. For my most asshole of freezes, I understand the belief you need. That's why I look for you. Any single mom said, Tony up. He's like, what's up? How you doing? I got you girl. I'm
Speaker: you know, preferably over 250 maybe women and women. **** that other **** and he'll take one that we used to be a man as long as you look like he's not picky at this moment in time. Yeah. But no, aside from the jokes, though, absolutely. I hope you guys enjoy your day tomorrow. I know there's some moms that listen to us. Uh
Speaker: I'm not quite sure why but if you're listening to this, you need Jesus. Maybe they use this as an example. Kids, you don't want to be like these three. You do the exact opposite and you'll be perfect.
Speaker: But I hope you guys enjoy your day tomorrow. Hopefully your kids or if you have a boyfriend or whatever I wish I hope they I hope they spoil the shit out of you tomorrow. I kind of wish that I was with my girlfriend tomorrow so I could.
Speaker: spend her day with her but I know she's got a busy day of hitting her tomorrow. So, hopefully, everybody out there do not give single moms no more **** than what they're already taking. Are you **** kidding me? Yeah. Yeah. You know, more single moms than single dads. You know, more single moms than complete households. When I say complete, I mean, father and mother. Y 'all stop giving single moms hell. They got enough of a headache. You know, as you really know, the **** I'm
Speaker: They deserve the respect. Ladies, you don't have to give any attitude all the time. All you need to know is, all we need to know whether or not you relax or not, and we'll probably give you some praise. And for the rest of you jackasses out there, and I do mean jackasses, I'd like to take advantage of single moms. Fuck y 'all from the bottom of my heart. Because single moms have done more shit to help me than some people that I've been good with for a long time.
Speaker: They will look out for you. They will see the family. In my past, I have hang out with the occasional single mom. I'm just trying to say happy Mother's Day. Tony's like, sure. Here comes my drama bus. Hold on. Fuck all these other motherfuckers. Your asshole's got all this other shit to say about single moms. I'm so jealous. What am I jealous of? I'm told with a lot of single moms in my life, I know what they need and what they're looking for. It's not always. Oh, we know.
Speaker: sometimes it's a conversation. Sometimes it's just a friendly ear. I tried. **** these **** I tried. No, I I gotta say any single mom. If you're kidding, if you're kidding, **** suspended and your kid's not in jail, you're ****
Speaker: Bet that Tony up. He'll take you on vacation. I ain't got it right now. I ain't got it right now.
Speaker: Exactly. Use an opinion of these two jackasses. I just wanted to say Happy Mother's Day. You guys are rock stars. All you moms from the from the from the moment we are conceived until they kick our stupid asses out the door. You guys are awesome. Single, not single, whatever. Moms are awesome. So I don't care about all the other crazy
Speaker: We all go through trials and tribulations. God damn it. That agrees with me. Damn it. They're all going to agree with you. It doesn't mean you've got to spout off and preach about it. I need this in their lives. Trust me. I could go stand at the gas station and scream at the top of my lungs about gas prices being high and everybody that comes through there is going to fucking agree with me. It doesn't mean that it needed to be said.
Speaker: single mom. Plus, it doesn't give me anything to give you shit about. So, my mother, my aunts, my sister was a single mom for a minute. One of my other sisters was a single mom for a minute. My stepmom right now is a single mom. Goddamn single moms get more respect. As Adam Sandberg and Justin Timberlake once said, I'm a mother lover. That's right. I'm a mother. No, I'm a motherfucker.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: Wait for you. He's playing fucking Fortnite. You get that kid a soundproof room. What the fuck's he got behind him? A box of cereal? You've got to leave that fucking room, Jeff. Yes, he does. You have got to get out of that room. I can see that. My wife said the same thing. She says, are you doing work? Yes, but I'm watching my TV show.
Speaker: I sat in this room yesterday until like 3 30. I can only imagine. I can only imagine the smell that comes out of that room.
Speaker: Smells like cigarettes, let me tell you. Cigarettes, ass, there's probably something dead in there. Well, no, I cleaned it up. Charlie, where are you at, Charlie? Charlie's actually in the living room. He's about to get kicked out the house. We're going to do a wellness check out Charlie. Charlie, I'm underneath the desk. I've been there for a week. No, he's out in the living room with Kevin.
Speaker: He mainly just sleeps behind a couch. I'm watching my stories. Leave me alone. Yeah, no, I well, the problem is like I was watching the rookie on Prime and they only have season one, two and three. But season four is up online. So I was watching it. You have to leave that room, dude.
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, I didn't. I went to the store today and oh my god. I'm surprised you haven't started having your groceries delivered to you. If they would take my card, I probably would have but like my my credit card is not from a it's from a it's it's more of a it's like a Bob's bank.
Speaker: It's called Bankwasteka. And it works everywhere. But using it online is almost the biggest pain in the ass in the world. So if I order DoorDash or Rabi or Uber Eats, I've got to have cash. What's Rabi? Rabi? It's basically like DoorDash or Rabi. Oh, Rabi? OK. Yeah, it's R -A -P -P -I. And I've got to have cash.
Speaker: Occasionally I do have to leave the house and that sucks cuz we're gonna go to the ATM I I'm telling was it also keeps my little happy ass out of trouble. Well, it has Christos Christos I sat there last night talking to Chris while looking up fucking steam cleaners because I'm We were talking last night. I forgot we were talking last night. Yeah. Well, I was looking at steam cleaners and We were talking on snapchat
Speaker: I was I was trying to uh I found out that if I get if I order one online, it won't be delivered until after my after my wife's home. So, I was like, well, there's a **** What's the point? I was trying to find video downloader so I could download music for breaks and stuff like that since we can do do I can click the video and it comes right up.
Speaker: I probably downloaded 20 different video downloader apps. It would not work. And I found this one shitty ass one with terrible ratings and everything like that. And it fucking like, oh, it's amazing, man. I was, I was, I was a, I was a day. And the great thing about it is I can come in here into the broadcast area and do like a, just say test or whatever, not even go live or anything like that.
Speaker: And I can get to show prep for like, I put music up there for tonight. Got, got videos up there for tonight. Got, I put in little sound bits and stuff like that for like the top 10 and what the fuck news and this and the other thing. Oh, speaking of which I got down the road, I got a, I got a funny ass top 10. That's going to be another four, four parter. I come across that. I come across that little gym when I was looking for news today. I was like, Oh yeah, nice.
Speaker: But my buddy Mike Mayo, I posted a picture of the violin and my buddy Mike Mayo said the same thing you did, Chris, looking for a soul to steal.
Speaker: I have been practicing. I'm watching a series of YouTube videos that slowly teach me the chords and positions. If you've never held a violin, it's what you see on movies and TV.
Speaker: is totally different from actually holding the real thing. No way. So you're telling me that what you see on TVs and movies is way different from what's in real things. I know, right? What the fuck? Movies have lied to me.
Speaker: No. They don't have a fretboard. They just have a plain solid piece of wood. So where to put your hands is kind of a guessing game. I have to go over to do Office Depot and get a printout. No wonder your wife went on vacation for two months.
Speaker: Jesus first, you are my hands is a guessing game. What?
Speaker: I don't know what to do. No, but I found like I said, I'm watching this girl. She's teaching me. I need to learn how to read music for the violin. There's a different type of reading music. And so I'm learning that. And so when I'm not working, I'm learning the violin.
Speaker: because I watched a video where it was a girl's progression of day one with her violin to a year later and she blew my mind and I was like hell if she can do it but she was like 20 I'm like 41 years old like old dog new tricks kind of thing but yeah I will learn it I will even if I have to hire somebody to teach me if you will do
Speaker: Yeah, I probably will. I looked online. It's not as easy as it sounds in Mexico to find an English -speaking violinist. It's really hard, honestly. In Mexico? It's not easy. There's a lot of musicians in Mexico not even being funny. That are willing to teach and speak good enough English to show me what the fuck I need to know. When are you going to pen? When do you want to spend? Yes. You would think.
Speaker: If you're the type person that can learn off of watching YouTube videos and go for it, but I mean some people learn hands -on some people need that Like four hours of hands -on teaching it's kind of like tell me what I'm doing wrong. Yes We have a question in the chat Jeffery
Speaker: of course. Well, no, I got No, I don't have a bag of Doritos. There's a bag of cereal. That's a box of cereal. That's Zucaritas. This **** is awesome. It's a it's like Frost and Flakes. You want to tell him how to say it correctly, Tony? Yeah, tell me. Please, by all means. No, it's it's Zucaritas. They're they're they're Mexican brand Frost and
Speaker: like eating candy in chip form. Yeah. I gotta say you're talking to a guy who on the weekends eats two bowls of Captain Crunch. Oh no. I'm literally saying I've read his emails just. Captain Crunch Berries. That's my breakfast man. I love me some Captain Crunch Berries. Captain Crunch is the best cereal ever. It tears the fuck out of the roof of your mouth though. Oh yeah. Yeah. But it is. But it's so worth it. I love alphabets and sugar smacks. I love alphabets too.
Speaker: They have a, they have a version of that here and my wife and kids love them. I think they taste like dog shit.
Speaker: But I buy them because they like them. I'm not a big cereal guy. I'm lactose intolerant. So milk and I don't get along. Eat them dry. They have milk for lactose retarded people. Yeah, but it tastes like dog shit.
Speaker: No, no, there's like 25 different brands of milk that is regular milk here. And there's only one brand that doesn't upset my stomach and it's called, uh, fuck me. I can't remember.
Speaker: I can't. Don't lie, Tony. You know you want this white chocolate. Fuck this. You know you like it. No, no, no. It's just time to take a break. It's the longest hour ever. But I'm weird with cereal. I'm weird with cereal because if I'm not in the mood, I have to be in the mood for it.
Speaker: and then I'll eat four or five bowls. Is it the milk that you're lactose intolerant from? Or is it the fact that the only milk you can get down there is powdered milk? No, no, no, no. What was the milk? What was it weird thing that you guys do with your milk down there? Well, the milk here that you get, it's non -refrigerated. Yeah.
Speaker: it's it's it's like you can literally buy a case of 24 liters each box is a liter and it's non -refrigerator until once you open it you got to put the river is that about is it just evaporated milk no it's it's it's it's it's non -masterized
Speaker: And I seriously think it's powdered milk added with water, but they got the recipe down so that you like it. Unpasteurized milk, you have to refrigerate if you plan on drinking. No, well.
Speaker: this is the stuff. What's the ****? You're arguing me. I've worked on farms most of my life. I don't know what I don't know what is. I used to go to the hip store and pay extra for for unpasteurized milk because it tastes so much better. Right. Oh yeah. Don't get me wrong. And it has to be. You can go. If I go to Costco, I can go get milk like you're drinking. That is in the regular. Yeah. I have to buy it at Costco though. That's the only
Speaker: Well, no, that's not true. Look, speaking of Costco, that damn, that goddamn popcorn that Jody had, I need to. Damn dude, that shit looks amazing. I need to find it because I'm like a crackhead over here and I'm beating him for it. And Kroger's carries that brand, that brand, but they don't have that flavor. Flavor. I should have stolen hers. I was going to say, you should have swiped that shit. You wink. Love you. Love you. Love you. Bye.
Speaker: But I picked up a couple of steaks. I'm going to have steaks for tomorrow. What is under your shirt? No, that's just my belly because I ate too much food this weekend. And no, I'm not. To answer your question earlier, no, I'm no longer sick. Fortunately, I'm back home. My kids blew me off again this weekend. I'm back home, unfortunately, and I'm going to go back into work Monday. I'm not going to do anything.
Speaker: What time do I get off to set my alarm for two fifteen? I got it. There is one project I do want to wrap up this week, but I'll have that done by Tuesday just because I don't want to screw them over like that and make somebody else do it. It's an easy project. I did a dangerous thing today. I went to Home Depot.
Speaker: Chris, you and I talked about this. I went over to the tools section and I started looking at Ryobi stuff and oh my god, I had to get the fuck out of there because I was about to spend $15 ,000, $20 ,000. I wasn't going to spend that much, but I'm thinking about spending a couple hundred dollars and buying me an entire Ryobi kit. A lot more than what you were telling me about. I saw it at Home Depot and I was like... I actually, I got in trouble, kind of, sort of.
Speaker: When I was down in Cincinnati, I cut her grass. That's good trouble. That's good. She's like, why'd you do that? And she caught me on the camera. You tell her the same thing. You tell my wife, I just wanted to play with your lawnmower. No, I was doing her play with the new toy. And you did done and I was there. I wasn't doing anything. She bust her ass. She works a million hours. So I was like,
Speaker: You know, I can take one thing away from her. She doesn't have to worry about doing this week. I haven't cut grass for 20 years. And on my parents lawn used to take 12 hours on the riding lawnmower. On a riding lawnmower? On a riding lawnmower. 27 acres, Tony. 27 acres.
Speaker: And let's say you take a few hours to cut ours, especially if I did the, because we had the one field in front of the house cleared and that would take, that field alone would take four out, for probably about four hours. That's not including brush hogging the field.
Speaker: We had a field. If we stayed on top of the field, it wasn't that bad. It just still took about three or four hours. We couldn't cut the field with the riding lawnmower because it would just clog up. So we had a brush hog on the big tractor.
Speaker: I was looking at riding lawnmowers at Sears the other day when I went over there and I was like, God damn. I could cut the entire complex's grass in like 12 hours and I could totally afford to buy the riding lawnmower, but I think my wife would shoot me if I spent seven grand on a riding lawnmower.
Speaker: Yeah, I can't I went out there the other day the other morning. I think it was Thursday morning I went out there and cut the grass she messes me. She's like, what are you doing? I was like nothing. She's like I see you on camera. It's not me
Speaker: but that 12 hours that would take to cut my parents' grass, summon the most relaxing, best self -reflection time on the planet. Because it's a mundane task that you could self -reflect on the week and I love it.
Speaker: I'm going to show you some love on that one. Wait, wait until 12 acres out and you can't get back in time. You know what's worse is you get, you get mowing and then like it would take two tanks of gas to mow my parents' yard. And the fucker, if you weren't paying attention and there's no gas gauge on a riding lawn mower,
Speaker: And you just kind of run out and then shut off. You're like, fuck it. I got to walk back 20 minutes to go get cash. No, I love doing the hard work. And that's what I told her. I love doing the hard work or yard work and all that stuff. You know, I like being outside and it's like,
Speaker: you work so hard as it is and you never stop. So I can take one thing off your to -do list and I'm here and I'm not doing anything, but why not?
Speaker: Yeah, I heard that actually about the battery powered that Ryobi lawnmower is actually pretty damn impressive. I'm not gonna lie. How quiet is it? It's super quiet. I could have I almost went out there and started cutting the grass at like seven o 'clock in the morning, but I didn't didn't know how loud it was gonna be. It's super quiet. I could have probably gone out there and done that not pissed off the neighbors. I saw I saw Ryobi has Ryobi has a
Speaker: You couldn't grass with everything. You couldn't grass doing shit around the house. La, la, la, la, la. I am happy. That's where Chris and I thrive. That's our happy place. You know, I cooked dinner for us Thursday night, I think it was. So yeah, Thursday I went out and
Speaker: You want the grass? Okay. Here's the funny thing. You know, I bought that tent thing. One episode I did, I did it outside. I built that. I had that tent thing that I bought that was only like 25, 30 bucks. Well, the problem with that is, is it's meant for to be taken down each time you use it. Well, I left it up. And of course it got destroyed because it's, it was stupid, super cheap.
Speaker: So I've come to the conclusion I need to build a gazebo and I started ordering wood today. And I'll build me a gazebo in my front yard. There's only a thing to do but get out of the house. Hey!
Speaker: Not only that, on top of that, while I was at Home Depot, I was looking at, like, if I build that Zeebo, I'll have to buy this tool. I'll have to buy this tool. But I'm doing practical stuff that makes sense. Just doing nonsense shit just to do. You realize his yard is only like two feet big. Oh, dude. It's only my car, my car, if I back it up to touch the house,
Speaker: I've run out of space. My car reaches from the front of the house to the front of the bumper of my car. This is conversations that we have all the time and I yell at him. I say, you're doing dumb shit to do dumb shit for no reason. I'm doing dumb shit because I'm running out of shit to do.
Speaker: You never leave that bathroom. There are plenty of things for you to do. Go outside and stare at the sun for 30 minutes. No, dude. I'll tell you what. As opposed to catching a cab right out front, I walked for 45 minutes.
Speaker: 16 blocks before catching a cab just so I can have a little sun on my face. Like I said, I enjoy doing stuff like that. I mean, I, uh, I did, I cut the grass for her and then, you know, I cooked dinner Thursday night. I think it was, I made dinner. And then, uh, yesterday before I left, I hung up some, uh, some security lights and stuff for her. And she has one on the back of her house.
Speaker: That was shooting right into the neighbor's window. I think I'm gonna have to replace that. I'm gonna have to hire a guy. Let me look at it. I went up there. Yeah, I loosened the bolt. Now I got one side. Well, she already had one side where she kind of wanted it. And then I got the other one that's pointing straight down on the back door. So when she turns that bad boy on her whole back door is lit up. She's happy. She went and got batteries for her life. She wanted battery powered ones.
Speaker: She had she chested them out last night. Oh, they work great. Aloha, blah, blah, blah. So it's like, well, I like doing stuff like that. That's why I'm in my in my happy zone. So, you know, she's like, you don't have to do that. Stop doing it. You can enjoy doing your happy zone. I got it. Yeah, I like doing tough. Chris, tell me about work. There's nothing better than looking at a finished project such as a yard or or I'm thinking about in Kubota.
Speaker: uh or or yard swing or whatever then sitting back looking at what you've built or cleaned or fixed and have a nice cold beer and go i fucking did that yeah you get no praise for it but what comes in your head you're like i've done that i have to say i don't do it i mean that's the thing like i'm not doing it for the praise i did it needs to be done and and it feels good i'll do it it keeps you out of trouble i told her i said i'm i'm built differently i don't hands man i don't hands are the devil's playground
Speaker: So did you got a man that can fix things and do things around the house and cook?
Speaker: and clean and do all that stuff. It'll get to the point where with this new gig that you're going to be taking, you're making a lot more money. So you're like, you know what? You need an addition. I already told her she needs a girl and I'm going to buy her a girl. She's like, you're not buying me a girl. I'm like, yeah, you need a girl. I'm not going to buy shit. I'm going to build the motherfucker. I'm not going to build it either. I'm going to buy it. And if it's going to be so much simply required, then I'll assemble it. I'm not going to. Oh, fuck that. I want to build me a brick.
Speaker: pizza. Yeah, you know, that's that's down the road when I have to play something. When you know, when you see those igloo style brick. I watch like a bunch of people building them on fucking TikTok the other day and I was like, I need one of these. If you could build a brick oven, you could actually make real New York style pizza. I bet you wouldn't kill them off anymore. Now, on top of that,
Speaker: Here's the thing about Chris and I, Tony. Or you can just go to your cardboard and throw a slice of sauce and cheese and pepperoni on it. No, here's the thing. New York style pizza. Make sure you get extra grease. Chris and I are the kind of assholes that if we want something, why buy it when we can just build it? Better stop disrespecting my pizza motherfucker. What is wrong with you? You get away with a lot of motherfucking things around here, Glick.
Speaker: keep my motherfucking pizza out your mouth. In that where pizza is supposed to go in your mouth though. God damn. Will Smith run up here on stage. Was that Will Smith? No but but I saw a shed. Tony, turn your mic off. Just a little bit buddy. I saw a shed at Home Depot that will fit in my side yard.
Speaker: And it's actually only like $200. So I'm kind of like, tool storage. Woo! I'm thinking about it. Try that for a mic check, Tony. Mic check one, two. OK, there we go. That's good. That's good. Perfect.
Speaker: I was going to say you did real quiet tonight, but I just made an adjustment on it. It's so fucking dangerous for me to go for this thing. Especially having my own card. I try to stay out of there unless my wife's with me because she'll talk me out of what I want to buy. Oh, no, we were we were we were in there yesterday and I was like, oh, you know, since we're in here, I was like, if you don't mind, let me because I got to buy a couple of things for for for my new job. Right. I'm going to go over here and see just just get an idea price wise how much it's going to cost. And I was like,
Speaker: I could get a complete Ryobi kit for like $300. We talked about that the other day when we were live on TikTok. Ryobi is a good... Oh, I love it. For as much as you're going to be using it, it's not black and Decker, which is home use only. It's not Milwaukee that's industrial strength. It's right there in the middle.
Speaker: where it's going to last, and it's not crazy expensive. They have the Ryobi. Right now, I would put Ryobi right up there with Milwaukee and DeWalt at this point. But the price is Black and Decker prices. Yeah. From using Ryobi tools and stuff like that, they're right in line, I would say, with DeWalt and Milwaukee. It might be better than Milwaukee at this point, as far as you're around the house. Yeah, around the house. Because Milwaukee is known for their industrial strength.
Speaker: Well, Milwaukee is like three times the price of Ryobi as well. Because I was looking today and I looked at, I did the dumb thing of sitting there and I stared at toolboxes for 45 minutes going, I don't sit underneath my stairs. And then I looked at the price and ran away because those Husky toolboxes are nice.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. But with that being said, yes, Tony, you sounded like fucking Glick. I hear you saying that now. I think it was last night or something. I don't know where he was live at or something. He was like, with that being said, got me he was like, fuck, got me sounded like Glick over here.
Speaker: It is amazing. It is amazing how the fact that the three of us constantly in in random conversations, I'll use I'll use uh something that Tony would normally say or you would say Chris in a normal conversation and go god damn it. I'm **** This **** is rubbing off on me. I was like, well, that's the worst thing he says about me in this live. I'm good.
Speaker: but no, we're going to take a real quick break guys. Uh I got a little black top mojo for you. We will be right back after this break. We got a little black top mojo. Like I said, it's that old cartoon commercial after these messages. We need a little jiggle popping up.
Speaker: But I got a little Blacktop Mojo for you guys. If you don't know who they are, go ahead and check them out on all social media and everywhere you stream music at Blacktop Mojo, you won't be disappointed, I promise you. You will find at least, I would say at least four songs in their catalog that you will like, if not all of them. It's very hard to find one that you don't like. Exactly.
Speaker: but I got a little blacktop mojo. Come and get your coat. We'll be back here in just a few minutes, about four and a half, five minutes. When we come back, we got the starting five, the drafts starting five. What the hell? We're drafting our new starting five of our personal opinion, worst horror movies ever. Tony will be starting us off, I believe. Yeah, Tony will be starting us. Hold on a second.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I had to look at my my notes. I got this notebook. I went out about a notebook just for the show. No, Tony will be starting off the starting off with the number one pick and then Jeff and then myself, the reigning current champion, the goat, if you will, the greatest of all time, the great one. If you smell what the Glick is cooking and that's the bottom line is Glick said so.
Speaker: Whoo! Enjoy a little black top mojo. We'll see you guys here in the next video.
Speaker: I won't tell anybody who came around Tell me to keep it down, don't you scream so loud
Speaker: Hey, hey, hey, you can try my own Oh, bring me a fighting vow Come get your coat, you left it last night When you still goin' here I won't tell anybody who came around You better keep it down
Speaker: Don't let me lay down
Speaker: Come get your cold, you left it last night when you snuggled again I won't tell anybody who came round by round If you really keep your dialogue, just scream so loud
Speaker: Hell yeah. Come and get your coat. You left it here last night when you snuck around. Good song. Tell me to keep it down but you are so loud. You're a dirty whore. You're a dirty bird. I have a comment about that video. Oh god. You freaked me out. Is that all?
Speaker: Well, no, but I mean, if you if you're dating a girl that's that dressed up as a clown, does it taste funny? I had to do that. Anyways, welcome back to the show. Think about it. Welcome back to Not Since Good Not Since, everybody.
Speaker: He's Jeff. He apparently felt the need to pull the e -brake on everything tonight. Hopefully, yeah. Hopefully, guys. Just as you know, I was able to see the tie. Yeah, it's okay. It don't matter. But welcome back to the show. Hopefully, you guys enjoyed the first hour. I'm Glick hanging out with Jeff and Tony as always. Excuse me. It's just, excuse me.
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Speaker: Unlike if you're a Mormon and you're into soaking or marinating or you feel like the House of Pain and you want to jump around.
Speaker: I can't get down. So, get up around. I'm going to do a **** video of two people lying in bed and other people jump around on the bed.
Speaker: Seriously when you go down that that rabbit hole of That shit. Holy crap when Chris first told me about that. I was like, wait, there's no way to hell. This is real How can I freeze this how can I free I'm not gonna just say just crazy shit
Speaker: I've done some crazy sexual but that one kind of took the cake.
Speaker: I've had friends do shit around me. They're going to kind of take the cake. I've done shit around my friends that kind of taste the cake. I wish the hell I would help somebody get some sex. And then they came to us and they go, we going to stop them. They would have been a fuck up. That's right. That's right. Keep going. That's right. What the fuck did she say?
Speaker: Do Mormons go to hell or do the do Mormons have a special kind of hell that they go to Mormons are already going to a special kind of hell as it is but The fact that they can't drink they can't smoke, you know, here's the funny thing technically
Speaker: I am Mormon. Oh, hell yeah. Okay. I converted when I married my wife. And we're not supposed to smoke. We're not supposed to drink. You're not supposed to have sex while she's menstruating. We all going to hell. Yeah, I'm going to hell. Yeah, we're going to hell. I'm going to hell.
Speaker: But you know, you know, at my most disrespectful, that is how you that's how you change. Here's the thing. I have a thought. There's there's only two things in the world in the world you're not really well. Whether you live or you die, if you live, you have nothing to worry about. If you die, you have two things you have to worry about, whether you go into heaven or hell.
Speaker: No, I got to worry about people looking at me so busy shaking hands and old friends saying hi, then you got to worry about. So why worry? Trust me, everybody's going to hell for having sex during the women's administration.
Speaker: every man is let me go ahead and get let me go ahead and I give a **** If you really want to calm a woman down, let her bust a few nuts while she's been streaming. Oh my god. You have a brand new woman. I can't play that game. That's I'm not supposed to. I think it's ridiculous. No, I'm out. I'm out. But they're good for a couple days after that mother **** Call me in a week. Call me in a week. I ain't playing that game. You know, put your face down there mother ****
Speaker: I don't blame you. But you know, you get snuff attack. I get it. It's a natural thing. Yes. Yes. I actually respect when it comes. I'm grateful when it comes. Oh, I am too. Trust me. I'm grateful when it comes. I don't want no more kids. I'm grateful when she comes too. I am too.
Speaker: I'm sorry. At the end of the day. Yes. Yes. Yes, Tony. There's nothing more uh macho then. I'm going to cook this. I'm going to cook this. Oh **** I'm going to do all that stuff regardless but
Speaker: But in all seriousness, tell me I'm wrong. Is there nothing more gratifying than making your woman come? No, there isn't. Except a better paycheck and a lottery ticket. No. Exactly. Well, OK. Yeah, I agree with those two things. But it is my full intention to make her have the shivers and the seats. You feel like you're the biggest Billy badass on the planet. No, it's not about that. It's about you can shut the fuck up sometimes. Just speak for yourself.
Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, just so you know, Tony is single. Ladies, he's a keeper. Now, we know. As long as you just shut the hell up. He's had no idea as long as what I said is what I've noticed is as much as they talk when they bust the right one, they don't talk as much shit.
Speaker: as long as you shut the hell up and get back in the kitchen where you belong. I don't do that. I don't do that. I don't do that. I will let him over be himself. You know what I mean? Wait, wait. On that fact, on that fact, on that fact, I stand with Anthony Mackie about making Danny a Sam. No, no. I stand with Anthony Mackie about. Yeah, but Anthony Mackie was talking to another man when he said that. So of course he was.
Speaker: No. No. That's a little, that's a little questionable. Wendy Williams is a little bit questionable. I like her. I like her and her show is awesome, but it's questionable man or woman. Here's Anthony's point. Anthony Mackey's point. If dude starts talking shit to you, what do you want me to do? You want me to jump in, right? Then you make daddy a fucking sandwich.
Speaker: because if you start talking smack, I'm going to step in. If you want me to. So would you? You know, I don't know. I don't agree with it. I don't agree with that because if I'm, you know, if Joni and I are out, no shit, I might not even have the opportunity to smack a motherfucker into my seat. But if Joni and I are out, then we are because your woman can literally take care of her own shit. But at the end of the day,
Speaker: if we're out and about or, you know, not like we're going to the bar or anything like that, but if we're at Kroger's and some jackass decides to pop off and get smart mouth with her and then, you know, it doesn't matter. I'm a lot. I ain't walking up. I'm running. I'm Superman punching the life out of that motherfucker. Just walk up to him. You guys said you want to talk about. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm once once you've fucked up to that level, I'm beyond the I'm beyond the level of talking. I know now I'm at the
Speaker: I'm gonna pull a Doctor Strange out of you. I'm gonna hit you up so hard you're gonna have an out -of -body experience. Just like he did to Spider -Man. Sometimes it doesn't matter. And I don't expect anything in return.
Speaker: Now, Chris, you're in a different boat because your woman won't let you. But when you go on a date, who pays, Tony? I normally pay unless I don't have it. Okay. So, eventually, if you start living together, you make daddy a sandwich. Your quote unquote roles in a relationship, as he said in that interview, Jeffrey.
Speaker: roles don't exist. You do things because you want to do things. You don't have to do things when you're in a relationship with someone. I don't have to open the car door for you. I don't have to open the door when we go into a restaurant or grocery store. I don't have to do that. You don't have to make me a sandwich. You don't have to clean the house or do laundry or anything like that. But you don't agree because you agree with Anthony Mack.
Speaker: who said that you have rolls. I would literally make my own sandwich for the fact that I make my sandwich different. The fact that your wife can't boil water. How do you change the title on this shit like that? No, wait a minute. Never mind. Never mind. That was you that couldn't cook. I mixed you and her up. Yeah, I'm the one I can cook. First and foremost, I can cook and challenge accepted.
Speaker: No, I'll tell you what, she will outcook you. Cuz somebody's granny got mad at me when I got invited to the cookout. Because I showed up with ribs and my ribs were good. My wife is one of the best cooks I've ever met. Yes, I was the only white guy at the cookout that brought ribs and they were delicious, Tony. That plays into that TV show The Neighborhood with Cedric the Entertainer. Holy shit.
Speaker: No, no, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't agree with Anthony Mackie. I agree to a certain extent. I agree that in a relationship, you guys should both be willing to do things for one another, but it's not a 50 50 thing. It is, it is, it is what it is. Uh, you know, you guys should do things for each other.
Speaker: And not with an expectation, not with an expectation, not with a role. Like I said, I like to do things around the house and I like to do things when I go down. This would be reciprocation, no demands, pretty much. Yeah, I don't expect anything in return. I went out and cut the grass because the grass needed to be cut and I was there and I wasn't doing anything.
Speaker: And I figured it would be a nice thing to do for her. I would never ask my wife your yard work, but she'll ask me all day. Because it's supposed to rain all weekend and be shitty this weekend. And Sunday was supposed to be the only nice day. Well, Sunday's Mother's Day. And the last thing you need to be doing on Mother's Day is dicking around out in the yard doing yard work. Mother's Day is a day for her to stay in bed as long as she wants. If she wants to do something, that's up to her. Mother's Day, just like Father's Day, Father's Day,
Speaker: And correct me if I'm wrong, but on Father's Day, I should be able to go out and buy whatever toy I want. No. Not really. No, you shouldn't. Like, if I want to go spend, you know, 20... So on Mother's Day, your wife has to stay in bed and be lazy, but on Father's Day, you can go buy whatever you want.
Speaker: No, no, no, no. On Mother's Day, if she wants to go out, she bought earrings. Okay. That was different. I can see that. She bought like six pairs of shoes. That really was different.
Speaker: And I was like, Hey, you know, whatever. Did you see the Holy Spirit? I'm going to call the police down there. That was different. No, I've sent me a message to said, do you want to see your new earrings?
Speaker: So she brought me earrings and she sent me a video of her six new pairs of shoes. I'm like, I get it. Yeah. Got it. Got it. I'm always saying that just threw me off. That, that felt different as fuck. We're going to do a wellness check. On Mother's Day, a mother should be, you know, allowed to do whatever the hell they want. Just like on Mother's Day, if I want to go to Home Depot and spend a shit ton of money on, on my next project, I should be allowed.
Speaker: don't even care if I'm acknowledged on father's day there's been so many father's days that I've just been forgotten anyways that it's just another day for me it's just it's just like my birthday if someone mentions my birthday I don't know about you guys but when it comes to my birthday
Speaker: I don't care if I get a happy birthday or whatever. I don't give a fuck because I don't care. On my wife's birthday? Fuck. It's flowers and everything else. And it's not because she's asking for it. It's because, you know, that is the love of my life. I will move mountains for that woman. And I love her. And while I'm closed.
Speaker: But on Father's Day, that is the day where I can go spend as much as I want on toys, tools, that I can. And I'm not allowed to get shit for it. Just saying. Here's your defense. You're not doing anything against your marriage. I ain't got shit to say.
Speaker: Plain and simple. That's number one. Number two, Father's Day is about you being a father. What I would do, I would look for the kids and for my wife. We would sit down and she would ask me what we wanted to do. So all I gotta do, all you gotta do is give me dinner, buy me a bottle of crime. I'm already at peace with everything else.
Speaker: Oh my birthday. She used to ask me on my birthday. She would say, what do you want for your birthday? I said, I got everything I need. One year I asked her for something. I didn't ask her for nothing ever since. And it drove her nuts.
Speaker: My wife bought my birthday and I was hit. And that was the only reason why she bought that jacket because she knew I was looking for it. I couldn't find it. She found it before me. I hadn't asked her for anything for my birthday since. And she'll tell you, she said she couldn't understand that shit. You don't want a cake. You don't want a party. I said no. I've done all that already. Don't think that I'm to be where I am in life. I'm 41 years old. I don't know. It's another day tonight. Honey's over there dying tonight.
Speaker: You call you a medic? Medic!
Speaker: Oh no, he's moving. It looks like you're doing a dab. No, this shit hurts. This is different. Um, but I just didn't ask for nothing. Once I had everything I need, there was nothing else for me to ask for. I went to work for everything. Unfortunately, I just got so used to, uh, nobody caring that it's just another day for me. Like my kids would forget my, you know, my ex wife didn't really ever say anything. Same with father's day. So it's just like, it's just become another day for me. I send you a happy birthday motherfucker. Yeah. Last year you did. As your ex wife.
Speaker: My second ex -wife, my second ex -wife, my first ex -wife got me a birthday shout out from the lead singer of my favorite band, which was awesome. I went above and beyond. Maddie James from Black Top Mojo gave me a birthday shout out last year. That was awesome. But, you know, so it's just one of those things where, you know, I don't expect Father's Day or my birthday or anything like that.
Speaker: Hell I've gotten to the point where sometimes I forget about my birthday. It's like oh shit my birthday's today. I wonder why all these people are telling me I take the day off. I signed up for a website It's uh, it's holiday. I think it's holidays .com It sends you an email every day of what holiday the day is Like the other day was international pancake day or some shit like that. It's something every day. Yeah Yeah, no, it really is
Speaker: Like the other day, I got four notifications from the said same website. And the same day was International Pancake Day, Star Wars Day, and something else. And I was like, yeah, I knew that. I didn't make pancakes. Well, anyways, shall we get into the starting five? I think we should.
Speaker: I want to say one thing real quick before we do it and hopefully it doesn't send everybody onto a tangent. If it does, we'll get into starting five next hour or whatever. Hopefully I don't get in trouble for this. But Jodie's oldest daughter officially got her bachelor's today. She did it in only three years instead of four.
Speaker: that's impressive. So, I want to give her and I should not that she'll hear it or anything like that but shout out to her. That is awesome. She should be listening. She should be listening. Well, Jody's probably, Jody's trying to listen. She's having so **** dorm listening. Yeah. Jody's probably listening but I don't know about her but that that is awesome. She she told me about that. I want to give her a shout out. Congratulations. Congratulations. And then her she she will and she's going from there to another college and she'll have
Speaker: They got to go to medical for nursing and stuff. It's just the next, it's just the next degree up. I mean, there she is. Congratulations lady. Congratulations. I didn't have to say that, but I didn't. I wanted to say it because I'm, you know, I'm just, I'm proud of her too. And it's awesome. Hey, Mrs. Officer.
Speaker: So she is actually killing it and that is awesome. I don't know what she's going for. She's in school for nursing. She's in school for nursing.
Speaker: Jody, seriously, message me. I have so many questions about this fucking TV show, The Rookie. You got more questions. No, seriously, I'm watching this show about a guy our age that decides to become a cop. And I have so many questions.
Speaker: I did not have to say it, but I wanted to say it because I'm proud of her. And I think it's awesome that she's absolutely killing off. She's awesome. She had a very good role model growing up in her mom. And I'm hoping that a little bit, two BAs in four years. I didn't want to speak out of turn and say, yeah.
Speaker: Yes, what's up? And I'm hoping she'll rub off on my oldest daughter. Because my oldest one wants to go to school for nursing as well, so. You just need to get one as doctor, one a lawyer, then you're settled. Cash is gonna be a WWE superstar. There you go.
Speaker: I don't know. I haven't figured it out. If he makes it to be an astronaut, let me know, please. He already lives on his own planet most days as it is. So, yeah, most boys, most boys his age. As long as they're at their age, at their age, it could go either way. Yeah.
Speaker: You said no tangent. Get to the list. I know. I just wanted to give a real quick shout out. Hopefully, I want to get myself in trouble, but I couldn't help myself because that is so awesome. Once again, respect to the single moms. Happy Mother's Day. Your daughter graduated. Get something to drink, God damn it, from the bottom of my heart.
Speaker: I called that a major accomplishment. When my son graduated last year, he came here after graduation, and I took him straight to Outback and bought him the biggest stick on the fucking menu. I said, I only want to hear you eating all the day. I'm not giving you, I'm not giving Jeff your Snapchat. You'll start getting pictures of his feet and everything else. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah. YouTube, TikTok video. This was so fucking funny.
Speaker: Yes, Jeff. Jeff, I can answer all your questions about that show right now. It's a TV show. No, none of it's real. Well, it's actually realistic as fuck. I can't believe that they make a TV show or a movie realistic. I watched the 47 Ronin today and Keanu Reeves took out some giant mythological priest with a samurai sword in one slight.
Speaker: I can't believe that that was fake, but it was so realistic. Fuck you. No, it's a great movie. I love that movie. That's why I was watching it again for like 900. It was all right. It was all right. I mean, for what it was, it was good. Tony, watch your whore mouth. Last Samurai was way better, but. Take your Reeves out your fucking mouth. So anyways. I can't wait for this shit. I'm sorry. I love it. Tell me it's not fast and furious with surfing in cinder cars.
Speaker: No the fuck they're not watch your mouth On the main bad guy
Speaker: with that being said tonight's starting five is brought to you by Jeff's a fucking moron .com. Tony, you're starting five worst. Tony's dead. Fuck you, Jeff. I only have I only got two left.
Speaker: Oh, **** Alright, let's get this **** started because this list actually was a little bit harder than I thought it was going to be. It was a it was I actually did research on this one because as we all know, Jeff does not watch horror movies, he watches comedy. It was starting five. There you go. You guys still got a little bit of time. Nonsense podcast at gmail .com. If you guys want to get your starting five listed and go ahead, you still got time.
Speaker: podcast is down there at the bottom of the screen. I just told you. You can add another caption on there, can't you? What do you want? I think it's one at a time. Top five worst horror movies. That should be the title, because everybody's going to keep asking you during the broadcast. I'll get it in there right now. Go ahead. What's your number one pick? While you're doing it, I'm going to give you my number one pick. Tim Conrad, you might be the only one up in here who remembers this damn movie. You might be the only one up here who remembers half of these fucking movies, except for a couple of the recent ones.
Speaker: One of the worst horror movies I've ever seen in my life. When it came out in theaters, they talked about it bad. I'm gonna say thank you later. My first pick for worst horror movie is called Q, The Winged Serpent. That was a horrible ass movie. I have honestly never heard of that. I know you haven't, trust me.
Speaker: I know you haven't. But it's no surprise. So Q like the letter Q? Q like the letter Q with a comma, and then the winged serpent, like winged, the winged serpent. The winged serpent. OK. Yes. Well, I have to go with the worst sea -bearing horror movie. And it's barely a horror movie, but with Jaws the Revenge.
Speaker: Yeah, that was yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I thought about that. The third one got the worst reviews though. What did you say Jeff? Jaws too. Jaws the revenge. Yeah, that's what I thought you were going to go with. Why did you just rip? Jaws one is phenomenal. But every other Jaws. Hey Tim, when you get a chance to Google that shit, it was ridiculous. It was the 80s. We was kids and people talking about that shit was ridiculous.
Speaker: They tried. God have a mercy. They tried. So, Chris, what is your number one? As a guy, I expect something. I expect we've blown the **** away. I'm bringing it tonight just so you guys know. I'm about to. You don't win this one. God help you. I'm about to.
Speaker: I've beaten you in cars. I've beaten you in nerd movies. I've beaten you in everything, Jeffrey. Here's the thing. This is the one you'll probably lose. And it's going to crack me up, and I will die. If I lose, I lose. I've won 16 times. I'm just saying. I'm 16 in three. Well, 16 in two, one with an asterisk. Bring it on, bitch. I got your asterisk. My number one pick. Thank you very much. Get ready for this, Tony.
Speaker: It's Tony's favorite movie of all time. He's watched it more times than he would like to admit to it. The one and only crazy German jotter decides to sew people together, ass to mouth, ass to mouth, the human centipede.
Speaker: And Tony's gone. Tony is out. You know, I haven't seen that movie yet. I need to see that. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. I promise you. You don't. I watched it. I've seen it one time. And by the time I realized what was happening, I was too far invested in the fucking movie. I could not stop watching it. And they made a sequel to it. They made a sequel to it. Yes. Damn. No. Tony, you're two and three, sir.
Speaker: Son of a bitch, you keep bringing that fucking movie up, you can't get out my goddamn head. I had to, I had to. I need to see it just so I have a frame of reference. Tony's never seen it either, but he's heard about it. When you said top five horror movie, worst horror movie, that we were alive and I wrote that down, human centipede, and I put like six exclamation points beside him. Just because I knew I was going to get Tony's ass. I think I'm going to watch that tonight.
Speaker: I just read what the movie was about and I said, oh, hell no. Tony's like, ask the mouth. I've done that before. I like it. I'll watch this. No, the book. I'm not watching this. How does the other two? Oh, that's how the other two eat. Oh, I don't know which is worse. I don't know which is worse being in the middle or being the last one.
Speaker: My number two pick was a movie I actually sat here and watched with my stepdaughter one night. There was nothing on. She put something on TV, and I would sit on the couch watching the widow. I'm like, what the fuck is this shit? And I said it just like that on purpose. It was a sci -fi horror movie. Then I say more. It's a movie called this. Was that a sci -fi channel?
Speaker: sci -fi channel. Okay. First of all, I don't like a lot of the graphics with their movies because they made so many anacondas. But they're saying, can't you just put sci -fi on there as a pic? Because they made some terrible. The name of the movie is called The Sand. That shit. Never heard of it. It wound up being okay. It was on a beach. No, no. If you haven't seen it since it's been a few years, I'm going to go ahead and tell you. Yeah, go ahead. It's already on the beach one night.
Speaker: There was this big ass ball on the beach, they ain't know what the fuck it was. They were drunk, everything. When they woke up the next morning, there were only six of them alive, and they ain't know what happened to the rest of them. Watch the rest of the movie. And honestly, I will tell everybody, there can be a sequel to that shit. I can actually see the sequel being worth a damn, but that already is a sequel. I went on out before it got to the point of what was going around it, and I said, okay, now I can deal with it, but Jesus, that was, oh.
Speaker: Y 'all can hear that shit. My number three pick becomes real difficult. I literally thought of a lot of the horror movies that I was like was okay and just watched the reviews. So from now on, these would be movies that were just rated bad more than anything.
Speaker: I'm going to go with white noise. I'm going to go with white noise. That was one of my backups. That was me. I didn't think it was that bad but it was it was one of my backups and it was a shitty fucking movie. I've seen shitty year. I can't even remember. I saw that movie. It was I think what pissed me off about that movie and yeah, I did piss me off because the movie concept itself
Speaker: so much potential. And I really expected something good out of it. And it was so fucking bad. The only cool thing at the time was when that movie came out, I was working at two men in a truck.
Speaker: and two men in a truck was a big part of that movie. And they were all throughout that movie because they moved them into his house. So we had one of our trucks blasted right there on the screen for several minutes. And then throughout the movie, the entire movie, there was two men in a truck moving boxes throughout the house. So that was a cool day because we all, because I worked at two men in a truck and that was kind of a big deal and they made a big deal out of it. But it was a giant, I mean,
Speaker: so much potential to be good and it was just bad. The story was good and the ending was dope. I like how they did the ending and I was like okay because I like to see people try to make that connection if you will. The world just wasn't right about this.
Speaker: Well, on that same concept, huge potentials, but huge letdown. I'm going to go with Urban Legends, the final cut. The second one, the sequel. I don't know. The third one. I think that's the third one. Was there three in that? Yeah, there was three of them, yes. I think that was the third one. The first one was us. This was.
Speaker: And my number three, I did watch, but I never finished it because it had food from Smallville in it that played Superman and all that shit. The fall. That was a dumb fucking movie. A new one, right? Yeah. Yeah. It was so fucking dumb. And I was like, what the fuck? You know, dude's in it. So I'm like, I'm in. You know, I like this guy. He's a great actor. But I was like, fuck, what a big piece of shit. So the fall is my number three.
Speaker: the remake. Appreciate you, Tim. I see you coming. Thank you. Thank you. I can't. I can't. Some of the movies, I just **** can't do it. I used to try. Yeah, I'm with, you know, I just. So, we got two. Yeah, Urban Legends Final Cut was the second one because the first one was Urban Legends and and then the second one was Final Cut and the third one, the first one was awesome. The second, the third, the third one was Urban Legends Bloody Mary.
Speaker: I've seen them all final cut was bad, but it wasn't that bad this list was really hard for me And I was telling Jody this to this list was really hard for me because I am such a horror fan I love horror movies even bad ones I like and I didn't want to go and I didn't want to go way far off script because I've seen some doozies of movies I Didn't want to go too far off script where people would have no idea what the fuck I was talking about so with
Speaker: My number two pick, I'm gonna go with the first movie in this series, was great, groundbreaking, never been done before, so cool. Second one, I know what you're gonna say already, I know what you're gonna say already. Second one, everybody that had anything to do with this movie should be put down.
Speaker: but with Blair Witch too. I agree. Let me ask you like the second one. No, it was no. Do you think it was better than the first one? Oh, no, no, no. The first one was amazing.
Speaker: No, the first one was awesome. Okay. The first one was awesome. I thought about it. I thought about it because nobody talked about the second one when it came out. The first one. The first one did something that had never been done before in the horror genre. And they introduced us to the found footage movies. Yeah, the found footage genre.
Speaker: So, and I have become a huge fan of that subsection of horror movies, the found footage. I love them. And I've watched some really bad ones. And Player Witch 2 is worse than anything I've ever watched. I like quarantine. But okay, I have one that you've probably never seen before.
Speaker: most of these I've ever seen. But it is, well, Tony asked me, in my opinion, my favorite found footage. It's actually a four, there's four movies for it. And it's VHS. That is a movie? Yes. There's four of them. And the most recent one that they did is all based on social media and YouTube and Twitter and stuff like that. Snapchat and TikTok. Take your time and watch the movie Searching.
Speaker: Holy shit. It's all while you watch it. Oh, you and I talked about that. Yeah, it's it's it's the guy from Hammar go to White Castle and Debra Messing and it's all you stare at a computer screen the entire time a movie. It's fucking good. Do you really Tim Tim you and I actually I seen your list come in today and you and I have a couple that are the same and I was like, all right.
Speaker: No, I liked him. I was telling Jody earlier that I liked him that you know him and I were talking the other day because he I said it earlier he reached out and had a couple questions my number three pick And I think Tim I think you had this on there as well I Love this movie franchise and the last two three movies out of this franchise have been fucking amazing and
Speaker: they were thinking with a couple movies in between on this franchise, I have no idea. Which one? That's because they're about Fast and Furious. I said that after the first one. But Halloween, Season of the Witch. That was a blockbuster, I believe. There was like two or three movies in the Halloween franchise that went so far left of center that made no fucking sense to the original Halloween movie.
Speaker: And that one just... The only thing I'll give the season of The Witch and those way out in left field Halloween movies credit for is that they introduced us and they gave the world Danielle Harris. And if you don't know who Danielle Harris is, give her a little Google. She's a scream queen. She's amazing in horror movies. Plus... Tony, what is your number four, sir?
Speaker: My number four. Exactly, Tim, nothing. Nothing to do with Michael Myers. Yeah, I heard about that. That's just dumb. I'm going to go ahead and run with this, because I didn't really like the first one. But I will tell you, this movie had a sequel, and I think it rejuvenated the franchise, because it just made another one not too long ago. I'm going to go with the first Jeepers Creepers. I thought that was ridiculous. I think Tim had that one, too. The first Jeepers Creepers was good.
Speaker: second one. Second one was was that the one where they were on the bus? Yes. The second one was good and then they did a third one and I just did not like the first one. I did see that and I did not like the first one. I thought it was ridiculous. I like the first one. I found ridiculous as well. The constables. For my number four, I'm gonna go with a
Speaker: It was trash. It was so bad. I was I was debating between Jason eight, which is Jason takes Manhattan or Jason 10 Jason in space, but I couldn't put Jason in space on my list because this mix Jason X because that motherfucker that suit that they gave him and that mask and everything like that made up for how bad the movie was.
Speaker: and a classic series, but Jason takes Manhattan.
Speaker: No, but like, I have not seen Jason takes my hat, I have to say. It's shit. It is dog shit. It sounds stupid. They said it was absolutely ridiculous. People came out of it like, no. The only reason they made money is because there was nothing else out of the town. As a New Yorker, Jason coming to walk up to you, what do you do? Fuck you. First of all, he's getting jumped. OK, first of all, OK, first of all, first of all, both of you all, they did that.
Speaker: Yeah, they did walk in New York. They did that. They did. They thought they was good. They were New Yorkers. They thought they were going to take Jason and they got cut the fuck up.
Speaker: He had to do the script. Yeah. Give me a break. It was Jason. He would have done it regardless. Yes, he walked through the yard. We **** him up, right? You ain't here to **** up. You're getting hit up. Jason's going to go. Two, two, two. Hey, Mike. Hey, Freddie. We're going to see Jason. Hey, Jason. We're going to see Jason. We're going to see Jason. Jason's going to call his boys. Jason's going to call his boys. Jason's going to call his boys. Jason's going to call his boys. Let's get it.
Speaker: I'm just throwing shit out there. Jason gonna call up his boys and he's gonna fuck y 'all up. Just so you know, calm down. New York ain't that bad. Number four, but I did have him. Jason takes Manhattan on my list. Number four. Yeah, you know what? Fuck it. I like taking heat. Actually, I don't think I'll take too much heat for this one for anybody who's seen it. Stephen King is amazing.
Speaker: This ought to be good. This ought to be good. I'm possibly hitting Stephen King twice. This ought to be good. This ought to be good. Stephen King is amazing. And we're not talking about books. We're talking about movies. And a Stephen King movie that should have never been made, it was terrible from Jump Street. They tried to jump on the success from the first one.
Speaker: when they made this sequel and it just didn't happen but Pet Sematary 2. I would have said the Langoliers. I like the Langoliers. I like the story but no. Yeah story but that was the thing like Pet Sematary 2 we're talking about the movie itself and Pet Sematary 2 was it was corny. It was cheesy. It was just like come on. I'm surprised sometimes they come back or sometimes they come back for more.
Speaker: I love both of those movies. I've never heard anything about those movies. Love them. Yes. Sometimes they come back has hold on one check. Let me double check but go ahead Tony with your number five. Yeah Tony what's your number five? This one I know.
Speaker: was a terrible horror movie. Once again, Tim, I'm going back in the days with this one. I honestly don't know if anybody knows this movie unless you was alive when this movie came out. And I'm going to put that on Saturday the 14th. They literally made a comedy horror parody against Friday the 13th. I got a little bit of reservations about this. I knew you were going to bring this up.
Speaker: I don't think that's a horror. It was, it was, it was not comedy horror. I could take it out. Yeah. It was, it was, it was never meant to be a horror movie. It's like scary movie. Okay. So it's basically a parody. Yeah. I can drop it with no problem. I mean, I was waiting so long for that one.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, this is why we do what we do. Jeff says it's good. I say it's good. It's your pick. So it's two on one. I just wouldn't have put and I knew that that was I knew this was going to come up because you and I have talked about it before. And I just wouldn't call it a horror movie because it was 100 percent a spoof of parody. So Tim, would you call the horror or a comedy? And I'll ask for the vote. I have no problem with it because.
Speaker: And I'm not, you know, Jeff already said, you know, it's good. Yeah. But, but Jeff, I mean, would you, would you call Tuesday, the 14th episode of psych a horror episode? Oh, because that's basically what Saturday 14th was.
Speaker: minus the, minus the, minus the, no, minus, minus the, it was a, it was a gimmick, you know, it was, it was, they tried to do a spin -off of Friday the 13th, but. Right. Well, I mean, I'm just by the name, Saturday the 14th. That's what it sounds like.
Speaker: Well, Tim, would you say it would count as a horror movie or a comedy movie? I'd be right back. I mean, people die in it, right? Well, yeah, people die. Yeah, but people die in action movies. No, I get that. But I mean, the concept is there where people are dying and whatnot. So like I said, I can go ahead and leave it. Well, Tim, what would you say? Should I remove it or should I keep it? Yeah, Tim, you'd be the decision factor. Everybody out there, y 'all let me know. I can pull it back, no problem. It's so bad. Man, that was terrible.
Speaker: He said it meant to be a comedy, so I'll take a vote on it. Y 'all let me know. We can pull it back. I had the same thing with Sharknado. Sharknado, I think Sharknado was more of a thriller. Sharknado is like the worst series of all time. Sharknado was like, dude, you make fun of me. I forgot I had this, because I got distracted. Oh, Jesus. I had to put the champ on, the championship. I had to bring the old school, the throw by GWO belt back. What? What, Tony? What?
Speaker: The Glick World Order. The Kevin Nash of nonsensical nonsense. If it has jump scares, then keep it. I think that movie did have some scares. You know what? Yeah, okay. It did have a couple. The jump scares is the only thing that gets me. Yeah. In a horror movie, because I find them all ridiculous. Well, for my number five, I'm proud to warn them.
Speaker: but they were like, they were so obvious and they made it that way. But like I said, I just, I just. No, I put it up. I put it out there. I got, I got voted down, you know? Yeah, we're good. I have two left on my list and I've not seen either one, but I'm going to go with American werewolf in Paris. Oh my God. So bad. Dude, can I tell you not a bad pick?
Speaker: Can I tell you that they tore that movie apart when he came out? I remember that movie still gets shit on to this day. Well, I have one backup.
Speaker: that after Chris, you pick yours. I'll let you know my backup, but I got two backups. I say we make it an even six. How many backups you got Tony? I got one. Let's go six. Let's go six. Okay. Let's go six. Since you have one backup because I've got the, yeah, I've had three movies taken off. I've actually got three backups. My number five.
Speaker: Tony, you and I have talked about this movie or movie franchise. I guess you could call it a borderline franchise. The first one was fucked up. Still a good movie in itself. But the sequel can also go into the category of should never been made. Okay. Hostile. Hostile too. You know what? I believe it is a game because I believe it.
Speaker: I wouldn't call me bad. Hostel, Hostel, the first one was it was a good, scary movie. It was great. And it's true. I made my wife watch it before she went to Europe. Yeah. It was old. I was like, wait, we need to watch this movie. No, it was back home. It was amazing.
Speaker: No, the first movie was good. And as far as scary movies go, it's scary as shit and whatnot. Eli Roth really did a good job with it. Eli Roth is an amazing horror movie guy. But the second one, again, they just tried to feed off of the success from the original. And instead of, and they just tried to go extra gory, extra, it was just bad. It was ritualistic.
Speaker: Yeah, it was just it was it was very bad. And like I said, there's obviously a couple movies that kind of conversations that Tony and I have had that has helped inspire my list because Tony and I have had conversations outside of the podcast on our own and stuff about scary movies. But yeah, I got to go with hostile to his number five. OK, so Tony, what is your sixth and final pick already?
Speaker: this is my back teeth are floating so this is I just went this is based off of reviews yeah just go I actually did kind of like this movie but the reviews are horrible uh you can't no I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to go ahead and say darkness falls
Speaker: I liked that movie, but it gave it bad reviews. I kind of was okay with it, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I feel it, because I'm the same way. I was kind of okay with it. Yeah, I was okay with it, but it got horrible reviews. Yeah, it was... I don't know, it wasn't bad, but yeah, I know, I'm with you. I know what you mean. Yeah. Well, for my number six, I went... Now granted, I'm not a horror guy, so I have not seen all these movies.
Speaker: But this one was like number three or four on the Rotten Tomatoes list of worst horror movies. And I'm going with When a Stranger Calls. Yeah. This guy, I haven't seen it. I just looked at Rotten Tomatoes. No, it was another movie, much like White Noise.
Speaker: No, like white noise that had a lot of potential. A lot of it. It should have been. It should have been awesome when it was.
Speaker: Bam! Right, and that was basically what it said on the list that I found. I 100 % agree with that. That's what I looked it up on. There was 25 on there, and I kind of randomly picked some movies that I would actually have heard of or even maybe have seen, which is basically all my list with the exception of Jaws and The Fog that I've actually seen. And when a stranger calls, I think I might have seen it.
Speaker: And I just remember going, I was a big piece of shit. So Chris, what is your sixth and final pick? Let's see. Do I attack Tony? Do I go after an easy pick or do I go the bad guy role and take another crack at Stephen King?
Speaker: You know what? I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna leave Tony alone because that's another movie Tony and I have talked about. No, no, no, no, no, no. This is another movie franchise that you and I have talked about in depth. I'm gonna leave that one alone. Go. God, I love this Stephen King movie, but it was so bad.
Speaker: It's either Tommy Knockers, 1408. Oh, 1408. 1408 was so good. I'm actually going to watch that tomorrow. Is that the one with Chuck Cusack, though? Yeah, it's based off of a true story. No, fuck that. I love that movie. Oh, Red Rose. I mean, Chuck Cusack, I'd watch Take a Shit for 20 minutes. You could be taking that, but you would be killing yourself because people still terrified of that movie. What was that movie? What was it, Skinwalkers? I thought it was a big piece of shit. Sleepwalker. Sleepwalkers. Yeah, that was the one with the cat. Yeah, that was the one with the cat.
Speaker: I never, to this day, I still don't get that movie. Well, be a man about it. You know what? Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Oh, my god. I feel 10 pounds lighter. I'm going to go with Stephen King's. And you guys could shoot this out if it's not really a horror film. I was kind of up in the air about this. I love this movie. Let me press this. Let me say that I love this movie.
Speaker: But it's bad. Stephen King's Maximum Overdrive. We must be at your motherfucking door!
Speaker: I love it. I love the movie. Sorry, Stephen King, if you hear this. I know I took two shots at you in one night. I love the movie. You must be out your motherfucking car. I love the movie. I really do. But it's so bad. It was not bad. For the time that movie came out. Tell me you don't want that main truck.
Speaker: I love the movie
Speaker: No, I went the ice cream truck from Twisted Metal more than I went the semi from Maximum Overdrive. That green goblet was a motherfucker. I would drive that bitch to the store to pick up cigarettes.
Speaker: You know how hard that was for me? As a horror movie guy, I'm trying to start shit instead of making movies. No, I'm not trying to start shit. As a horror movie guy, as a horror movie buff, and I told Jodie this today, I told Jodie this today, I watch a lot of terrible horror movies that are bad, and I love, well, he's goddamn wonderful, and it's the worst.
Speaker: piece of shit movie ever made, but we love it. I love it. I've seen it seven times already. I love that fucking movie, but it is so bad. It is so bad. I'm the bad guy.
Speaker: Listen, nobody can ever talk bad about maximum overdrive or silver bullet. You must be crazy. I can talk bad about silver bullet too. I love that movie, but it was bad. It was good for the time it came out. Stop it. It was bad. I'm sorry, but at the end of the day, the greatest Stephen King movie is Christine.
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Speaker: Christine Cujo, Pet Sematary One, Pet Sematary One was one of Stephen King's scariest movies of all time. People have said that for years.
Speaker: That cemetery will fuck your head up, but it was gross as shit. Kujo, Kujo, not so much. Kujo's scary because much like Tony and I have talked before about certain movies, it could happen. Oh, yeah. You know.
Speaker: 100 % agree. That cemetery can happen. I don't care what nobody says. I mean, as a believer in the paranormal and stuff like that, Tony, I can't argue that. It can't happen. I mean, I'm looking at your wall. That's my buddy. We were talking last night. Uh, Jody, that's a good question. And that debate has yet to be answered by a lot of people. Well, I didn't even see the question because I was pulling up on that. At least Michael Myers or Freddie.
Speaker: Well, okay, well Stephen King lives 45 minutes well a little bit tell Stephen King that I was like, what's up? Bad movie or good movie Mike Myers by far
Speaker: Well, I mean in a tournament style, I mean Jason Jason, did you say you would fuck Jason up? Well, you would you too short? No, you would you got business beat up Chucky He won't beat up Chuckie with his little ass Jason has already owned Freddie. I
Speaker: I'm afraid he wasn't dead. Yo, he wasn't dead. But Jason also took Freddie on in his world, too. And for a minute, Jason was getting his ass beat. But then Jason was like, oh, I'm done with this little bitch. But see, once Jason goes to sleep, he won't wake up. But he did. But he handled his business for after he went to sleep. He put his ass to sleep.
Speaker: house of Halloween. He does it up big. I believe it **** So, I would say, I would say Michael, Freddie, and Jason are Michael, Freddie, and Jason. It would come down to Michael and Jason Freddie. I'm sorry. These are three movie franchises that I grew up on that I love.
Speaker: and all three movies have equally terrorized me or terrified me in one way, shape, or form. Freddie, I'm sorry, at the end of the day, you ain't strong enough. You're just not on that level. Jason comes out holding Freddie's fucking head, man. Just because he's not dead doesn't mean he didn't lose the fight. If Tony and I get into a fight, if Tony and I get into a fight, and at the end of the fight, I'm going to the hospital.
Speaker: Yeah, but I'm just saying. Tony and Tony and I get into a fight. At the end of the fight, Tony's still standing. I'm going to the hospital. He won the fight. So at the end of the day, Jason beat Freddie. By that aspect, yes. By that aspect, yes. We still win. If we're going fucking gladiator style, then yeah, Tony has to kill me at the end of the day. Thor style.
Speaker: They didn't kill each other. No, but she's supposed to be the hope and I had to be for you. You're my friend. Get the **** out of here. No. So, so I'm answering the question. I'm answering the question. I'm answering the questions. So, based off size, strength, size, strength, and and and you know, yeah, Freddie's cunning and and and he's smart and
Speaker: You know, it's just not, I'm sorry, but you can only get people in their dreams and Jason don't ever sleep. And when Jason did go to sleep, when they put him to sleep and yeah, you kicked his ass for a minute. But when Jason was finally done with your stupid ass in your world, he beat the hell out of you.
Speaker: And then he brought you into the real world and chopped your fucking head off. So Freddie, sorry, you're out. And then you go to, then you go to Mike Myers. You just, you know, you just answer my question because they're one Jason movie. That kid chopped him up and he came back to life. So Freddie probably don't stand a chance. No. Then he get Freddie, then he get Freddie or then you get Jason and Mike Myers. That's not going to stop. That's like Captain America and Thor. Both of them are going to heal and keep fighting. I can do this all day.
Speaker: I mean, Captain America and Wolverine. I'm going to catch grief for this, but I'm going to break it down. So then you get, then you get Mike and Jason. That's not both of them. Both of them. You say it's not going to stop. It's not going to stop. Like Tim said, he's satellite to undertake. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: I mean, if it came down to, if I had to go up against one of these cats, I'd want to go against Jason. No, at the end of the day, what happens is Mike and Jason, after fighting for several hours and beating the hell out of each other and killing 300 people, because you know, they're still going to keep chopping people up and killing motherfuckers. They're going to be like, why are we doing this? We could be stepbrother style. They're going to be like, name your favorite dinosaur at the count of three. One, two, three.
Speaker: They're going to be the brothers of the structure. They're going to be the brothers of the structure. They're going to go and they're going to go finally hunt down Jamie Lee Curtis' dumb ass. They're going to chop her up into pieces. Finally be done with that **** Mike Myers ain't got nobody because Jamie Lee Curtis. I think a lot of people like me but we're going to fight for Jamie Lee Curtis.
Speaker: I'm going to fight for Tammy Lee Curtis. Trust me. She's made two or three of my list. I've made my, uh, what's going on? Just solidify her. I've made her, but at the end of the day, you know, Mike and Jason are going to team up like the brothers of destruction, like Tony said, and they're going to be like, all right, leather face. All right. Penny wise. There you go, Jeff. I hope I got that right for you. All right. Chuckie. All right. Any of you other horror icons? Let's fucking do this.
Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker: I didn't see that movie, so I can't even say that. Hey, graveyard ship was brutal. Yeah, I've seen that on Facebook. I didn't know who it was because it just said Facebook user, but I'm trying to find out. That is Donald Perkins. Oh, Dave, Dave Perkins. What's going on, Dave? What's going on, buddy? My bad. That's my buddy. That's my dude. What's that about? I think I could take Chuck.
Speaker: I think I could be Mike Tyson. Get the fuck out of here. I'm just saying. What the fuck you? I think I can take some. It didn't have a huge answer. Dude, I almost put a rachnophobia on this list. That was a stupid ass fucking movie. Fuck you. I love that movie. That was bad. I love that movie. John Goodman. John Goodman is my man. I miss that dude in movies. John Goodman.
Speaker: Uh, because they did a Cloverfield, like Cloverfield 27 and John Goodman. Yeah, he was, he was, but he played his part though. He played his part. Yeah, he did. But that was, Oh, okay. Dave. Okay. I didn't know you changed your name up on YouTube. All right. I know who Perkins. I know who John Perkins is. Oh, he's the same dude. Okay. Cool. That's my dude. Okay. What's up, man? That's my, that's my guy. Um,
Speaker: Well, so far, we gotta wrap this up so we can get into break and then finish off the show tonight. But I mean, we might find ourselves in a situation this week where just based off of lack of involvement, we can have ourselves a brand new champion in the starting five. Charters box edition.
Speaker: So, guys, if you want to, if you want to submit a list and and get it in, you still got time. You still got plenty of time right down here at the bottom of the screen. Nonsense School nonsense podcast at gmail .com. Go ahead and get your starting five worst horror pictures. We've got one in there right now. Mr Tim Conrad. He's got number one house of wax. Jeff, I've already started number one house of wax. I'm going to give him a house of wax. Which one though? There was two of them. The original was good.
Speaker: Yes. Tim, I'm going to get on your budget, Tim, because the first one was fucking iconic in my opinion. And so I said the original was good. The remake terrible. Yeah. So I don't know which one he's referring to. And I saw I saw the remake for the same reason everybody else saw the remake. So Jasper, if you want to get your list in and put graveyard shift in there, nonsensical nonsense podcast at Gmail dot com. Go ahead and send it. Send it.
Speaker: The sequel was terrible. The remake was worse than the sequel.
Speaker: That first one was iconic. That first one was standing. Tim also had Blair Witch 2, Book of Shadows, Jeepers Creepers, Halloween 3, Season of the Witch, Cabin Fever. Wow. Wow. The first one, yes, the remake. No, the first one good, the remake. He said remake. Okay, yeah, the remake was fucking a terrible Cabin Fever.
Speaker: Also, also, the cabin in the woods was actually really cool. I thought it was okay. I like that. Also shout out to Tim's wife, Mrs. Tim Conrad. Yes. She did not want to make a list because the only movie that she would put on her list was critters.
Speaker: That was a horrible goddamn movie. And I did not even think about that being the horror guy that I am. Tell us what this is, Tim. Tell us what this is. She probably could have smoked you guys in the chatter's box. I do have to say, on this list, it was the hardest list I've ever come up with. Because I couldn't tell you if it was good, bad, or in between, because I don't watch horror movies.
Speaker: No, exactly. You told us that. You told us that. No, 100%. It was... Well, it was very hard for me because I do watch horror movies. And like I said... Well, see, my biggest fear was that I didn't have backups because you guys know the genre way more than I do. So I was like... And I was shocked that I didn't... more of mine didn't get ripped off my list because you guys took them.
Speaker: because I have no field of expertise in this genre. You said that. You said that. Oh, no. I don't know the genre. I don't know. I've only seen one Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I've only seen Freddy versus Jason. I've only seen the first Halloween.
Speaker: I mean, I can name all the horror movies I've seen on one hand. Right. Right. And like I gave up watching Supernatural because I just got bored with it. Critters was a hell of a kid. Critters was a shitty ass movie. And another movie, and another movie I almost put on my list.
Speaker: but I figured I would take it easy on the guys was killer clouds from outer space. I love the movie. I do. I love the movie, but it is so bad. They would shoot people with Ray guns that turned them into cotton candy.
Speaker: into a cocoon type thing. Watch that dumb ass movie. That's the problem. It came out in the eight dude. It came out in the eighties. So it fit right into the eighties. Most eighties movies are these. Yeah. They would turn them into a cotton candy cocoon and then they would suck all the blood from their body in these cocoons. And you had all these giant. Oh, Jeff, you love clowns. You should watch it. Oh, I don't know. Clowns are not my deal.
Speaker: But there is our starting five. We're gonna take a real quick break. I got a fried chicken. Okay, grab a couple more beers. Enjoy a little Blacktop Mojo. I got Blacktop Mojo with their cover of Jamie Johnson's In Color. I absolutely love this song. And they did an amazing job. It's an acoustic version. If you guys don't know who Blacktop Mojo is, check them out on all social media at BlacktopMojo and everywhere you stream music at BlacktopMojo. Go give us some love.
Speaker: go give him a follow. Go give him a like all that jazz and let him know that that we sent you because I'm still trying to get these guys on the show if they would ever take a goddamn break. Yeah, I think that's a problem. They're they're kind of like me. They can't stop working. They need the house though.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. They've been in 20 cities in the last week. Jeff hasn't left his bathroom in the last three years. Jeff hasn't left his bathroom in the last three years. My house isn't that big.
Speaker: I said grandpa what's this picture here it's all black and white and it ain't real clear is that you there he said yeah I was 11
Speaker: Your times were tough back in 35 That was me and Uncle Joe just tryin' to survive a cotton farm And a great depression And if it looks like we were scared to death Like a couple of kids just tryin' to save each other You should've seen
Speaker: In 1943, you're wearing time You can almost see my breath That was my tail gunner, old Johnny McKee He was a high school danger for New Orleans And he had my back right through the day
Speaker: Like a couple of kids just tryin' to save each other You should've seen it in cover Well, pictures worth a thousand words But you can't see what those days are making cover You should've seen it in cover
Speaker: This one here is my favorite one This is me and grandma in the summer sun All dressed up the day we set our vows
Speaker: You can't tell it here but it was hot that June And that rose is red and her eyes were blue Just look at that smile I was so proud That's the story of my life
Speaker: Like a couple of kids just trying to save each other You should've seen it in color Well, pictures were the thousand words But you can't see what those days are like
Speaker: Mmm.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. I love that fucking song. I love it. No, it really is. It's the guy who originally sang the song. It's country guy. I love that song. Blacktop Mojo just crushed it when they did it. It takes me back to conversations with my with my grandfathers.
Speaker: So, you know, it kind of hits right in the old heart for me considering both of my grandfathers are gone, but Welcome back to the show. Hopefully you guys have been having fun hanging out with us. We've been having fun tonight You know, we've we've I feel like as a whole when we're doing the show lately
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Speaker: Share share our podcast with the mochi cheese, Tony. They might look at it. It's probably not the worst thing that's going to be on your Google search. Maybe. Maybe.
Speaker: But no, we are back in the final hour. Just because I know we don't have time for it, we're going to forego news until Wednesday night. We're just going to hang out for the next, I don't know, half hour or so. I don't have time for news because I had some good news stories. But don't carry over into Wednesday night. We'll bring them up Wednesday night. We got a little long winded with the starting five because we came back and got into another conversation. You know what? After all those three fives, this is the one that's
Speaker: most of the conversation. Well, because mostly we just kind of burn through it. Yeah. No, exactly. This is such a genre that's like that, that once we pick, there's not a huge handful that are like really bad. Well, the great, the great thing about, you know, horror movies in general, um,
Speaker: You have comedy movies and they're comedy. There's no in between. You have action movies that are action movies. They are what they are. You have your dramas. You might get your thriller drama or your romantic drama. I guess there's even rom coms. So you might get a subsect here and there.
Speaker: Horror movies have so many sub genres of slasher, paranormal, found footage, psychological. And the list goes on and on and on and on for days. So again, Tony put on his list Saturday the 13th. 14th. I'm sorry, the 14th.
Speaker: And I brought up the question, and it does, unfortunately, not unfortunately, but it does fall into a subcategory of horror comedy. Scary movie is like that. Yeah, but it wasn't meant to be scary movie style comedy.
Speaker: Yeah, it was a parody. It was not scary at all. No, no, no, it was it was a parody movie of Friday the 13th. There's a movie out there and actually you guys you guys should check it out. You both might like it. It's called I might be a serial killer. Oh, Lord.
Speaker: And it's kind of a spin off of a twist of Friday the 13th and some other movies. I don't want to go too much into it, but check it out. It's basically about a guy who opens the camp, and then all the people that are working for him are dying, but he keeps having these blackout spells. Oh, OK.
Speaker: but there's another little subsect into it into the movie. It's actually it's it's it's a pretty good damn killer or a good damn movie. Tim, I won't watch him when that baby stood up in the crib. I was done. I'm not watching him. I like the first one. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.
Speaker: Oh, I 100 % believe in that stuff because I've had experiences and I've firsthand. I mean, I wouldn't say I'm 100 % believer, but I understand the concept and it freaks me the **** out. So, for me, when that baby stood up in that crib, I was like, no, I'm not doing this. I'm out. The thing about paranormal activity, the first one was cool.
Speaker: Much like Blair Witch, the first one was really cool and it was awesome. I liked the first panorama activity. I liked that. It was a new twist, a little bit different from found footage, but kind of a twist on the found footage, really cool. But after the first one, they're like, the first one was so big and so popular, let's see what you can cash in. And then they started and then they made
Speaker: what, four or five movies after that? I mean, they even made a Spanish version, like a Mexican version. It was the last one. That reminds me, there's a movie that I think you'd get a kick out of, Chris. I put it up, it's on Netflix. It's called Llorona. It's about a woman that goes to inspects
Speaker: a cave in Mexico that's supposedly paranormal. Oh, I know Shama. Yeah, I know Shama. Really? No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, you told me that. And I started watching that movie and then I couldn't watch it. It was bad. I loved it. I thought I couldn't. I just I think it's because I went into it. I went into it expecting some.
Speaker: I, I, well, as, as I said, I, I, I a hundred percent believe in paranormal ghosts and supernatural and stuff like that. I've had more experiences than I can count. And it, you know, so I a hundred percent believe and I'm into it. I love that stuff. Um, you know, the, the, the ghost, you know,
Speaker: I mean, one of one of the things that one of the major beliefs of that area of Mexico that was like, like, oh, no, no, nothing to do with the beliefs because I know it's like that stuff is cool to me. And it intrigues me. It's like voodooism and voodoo and hoodoo. And and, you know, even in South Carolina, the Gucci Gucci's the Gucci's had their own type of voodoo beliefs and stuff like that. But I mean, that was one of the things that drew me to South Carolina. South Carolina is one of the most haunted cities in the country.
Speaker: State Charleston is one of the most haunted cities. Mm -hmm. Five down the road, you can string together a list of five sequel movies. Sequels or remakes? That's kind of the same genre as sequels and remakes. We did that one not too long ago. We did that one. No, remakes are totally different from sequels.
Speaker: because you're remaking the original. A sequel is a continuation. And that's what I said about, and I don't know if you guys have watched it yet, the most recent most recent Scream movie. The newest one. Yeah, it's not a reboot. It's not a reboot. It's not a remake. It's not a remake. It's not a reboot. It's a continuation of the story, but they called it. What the hell did they call it? Scream.
Speaker: No, it wasn't really about in the movie. They called it something they were talking about because you know how in scream they had like starting with scream to they had the stab franchise. Yes. Okay. They were talking about the new they were talking about a new stab movie. It wasn't a remake. It wasn't a reboot. It was a continuation. But what the hell did they call it? They called it a almost like a like a recall or something like that.
Speaker: it was a sequel but it was kind of a reboot I think it was like a recall or something like that is what they called it so you know I don't know that like I said I was the movie that you brought up Jeff I was expecting one thing
Speaker: And it was just hard to follow and hard to watch. It really didn't make a whole lot of sense. Well, I think it's more of a cultural thing. It's very steeped in Mexican culture, that movie.
Speaker: But that doesn't bother me because like I said, I like that stuff. It's made by a Mexican director and shot in Mexico and all that stuff. So it's like the entire cast, I'm not shitting on it. I'm just saying it's not your typical American horror paranormal movie.
Speaker: is the nicest way to put it. I thought I enjoyed the shit out of it. But I've also lived in Mexico for 20 years. You almost have to have a background. Experience of where you're at, yes. Right. Like a background of the area. So where I enjoyed the shit out of it as a non -horror person, I get where Chris, where you were like, I just can't get into it. Well, me.
Speaker: I'm surprised none of us pick the hills have eyes. It's a good movie. The others afterwards were ridiculous. Again, and I tried to avoid this when I was picking movies. I had to fly too as a backup. Yeah, that was a bad one. I thought about that. Yeah. And I tried to avoid movies. I went after Pet Sematary because, come on, Stephen King, you fucking know better.
Speaker: That's his book. Yeah, but he fucking knows. We're trying to be thrilled instead of listening to his story. No, he knows better. No, you know better, Stephen King. You fucking know better. You're one of the greatest of all time. You're on the Mount Rushmore of horror fucking movies. You fucking know better, sir. You know we should have took out. And I'll be honest, I hate to do it, but I should have taken him out. Half of the M. Nice Shyamalan movies, they were not that good.
Speaker: the village I thought was interesting. I thought it was, but it ended up with a twist. I was just like, really? Well, the M night Shyamalan, Shyamalan Ding Dong movies are not bad. They are good movies. Here's what he shot himself in the foot with. And I'm afraid that, um, Jordan Peele,
Speaker: Right. He's he's he's venturing down the same road because he know I'm not I'm not shitting on Jordan Peele at all because he's fucking my head up. I can't watch this is get out. Yeah. No, because because
Speaker: you figured out his niche as far as M9 Shyamalan goes. So you're waiting, you're waiting for the twist. You're expecting it. It's like waiting for him to make a cameo. And Jordan Peele is doing the same. Like I said, he's venturing down that same road where we're almost expecting
Speaker: Uh, you know, what you're saying is if he was smart, not that it, not that the movies are, yeah, not that the movies are bad. And I think that's what M. M. M. Knight did with, with the, uh, unbreakable and split and Mr. Glass, there was, there was a point, there was now unbreakable, not a good movie.
Speaker: You expected what was going to happen. Okay. Cold. Unbelievable. I couldn't refer. No, it's not even a believable thing. We got to take that out of movies and shit like that, Jeff. Stop being you. You fucking like best. You're like fucking Star Wars. Yeah. Not that someone you got to take the believable factor out of it. So unbreakable. You you it was an M night movie. So you're waiting for the twist. You're waiting for the the the curve ball. Split came around.
Speaker: And we're like, all right, come on and do what you're going to do. We're waiting for you didn't expect that guy. What's his name that plays the main character? James McAvoy. Yeah, James McAvoy. You didn't know what to expect.
Speaker: And you didn't know what to expect. And he kind of brought it back in. And then Mr. Glass, you're like, OK, we'll bring all three of them together. This bad guy, super villain, super hero. I mean, he played a trilogy, which I'm going to give him that. He's trying to do the Stephen King thing from his perspective. And I'm going to give him that. The only problem I got against him is he's not impressive. That's the problem. And that's the thing, because in the beginning, we were taking it back. Because the first time you watched The Sixth Sense,
Speaker: I'm not going to say it sucked but it was it was it was I'm going to give him credit for that one.
Speaker: I'm going to give them credit for that one because they will fuck them ahead. I'm like, why are these people doing this shit? Yeah. But then but then the village came along and you're like, what is going on? And then the twisted dealer like, oh, Jesus Christ, seriously? Like, that's what it is. It's a crazy call. You know, you know, so you got to that point after the village, like, all right, we know what M. Night Shyamalan is about. We know what he's going to do. And that's where I said with between Unbreakable and Mr. Glass,
Speaker: he kind of brought it back around and saved himself between those three movies. The first Unbreakable was like, yeah, Unbreakable was like, I don't know. Split really sucked you in and drawed you in, especially once you found out that James McAvoy, all those characters outside of the hoard, because obviously that was CGI and obviously he didn't go work out and grow eight inches and put on 150 pounds of muscle. But all those characters, this man legitimately played
Speaker: Yeah. And they said it was scary on set to watch him change so fast and take every role. He beasted that role. I like James McAvoy before that. But he is on a whole other level for me. She's that chick I keep talking to you about. And you're like, I don't know who that is. That's Anya Taylor Joy. I think she's gorgeous. And that's what I said, unfortunately,
Speaker: It hasn't quite happened yet, but Jordan Peele, he makes fantastic movies. And who would ever thought Jordan Peele from Key and Peele from Mad TV would make these great mindfuck movies. You know what I mean? Exactly. But he's venturing down that road where you're expecting that unexpected. And that's what, you know, some of these movie writers, and that was what was so great about Wes Craven.
Speaker: You know what you're getting. You know what you're, you know, you're getting, you know, you're getting slasher films, you know, you're getting ghost -based and Freddy Krueger and, you know, this, that and the other thing. But if you go into Wes Craven's film, film catalog, much like Stephen King, you're going to be surprised at some of the movies that he's made because
Speaker: You know, Stephen King doesn't just dabble in horror movies. He's all over the place. Yeah. He dabbles in aliens. He dabbles in aliens. One of the worst movies I thought, but actually was good. John Carpenter's another one. Yeah, I forgot about that.
Speaker: Oh man. Carver, you never know where his movie's gonna go. Cause he's got big trouble in little China and he's got that, that other, what's that other fucking... John Carver does all those things like you said. He's everywhere. And I love big trouble in China. I think that's the greatest movie of all time. The movie's signs ended so predictably and corny to me, but it was a good damn movie. It's a fucking good movie.
Speaker: Yeah, it was a good movie but I was like, how do you kill the aliens? We we we we've talked about this movie and we've kind of climbed on this movie on the show. Sweet. Eddie Murphy's Vampire in Brooklyn. What? I **** love Eddie. Vampire in Brooklyn. You know who you know who's movie that is? Out of the guys we were just talking about. It's Wes Craven. Oh **** Yeah. I love it. He's so stupid but I love it. Now, Wes Craven
Speaker: What was his first one? He stayed a lot in the horror genres. The Freddy Krueger movie, when he was... What's that Freddy Krueger movie? He did all the Freddy movies. But the one he did when Robert England was in there as himself. Nightmare, I think. That was... Freddy Nightmare and some shit like that. That was The New Nightmare.
Speaker: The New Nightmare. Yes. That was what. Yeah, Wes has been around for a minute. John Carpet has been around for a minute. Yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, Wes Craven's unfortunately passed away. Wes Craven. He did Scream too. That's what it was. He did Scream. That's when he really hit the map for real. Scream, Freddy Krueger were his biggest movies. He's done a ton of movies. Yes, he has. He was actually, he actually was involved with with Kevin Smith and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
Speaker: Yeah. Okay. I'm just saying, you know, you talk about, you know, he's, he's stepping way out of his genre. He also did music of the heart, which was a rom -com. He's not afraid to try new things. Yeah. Uh, you know, Wes Craven, he, he, for the most part, I mean, he, he, again, Mount Rush, Rushmore of horror guys, in my opinion, Stephen King, John Carpenter, Wes Craven, and, um,
Speaker: I don't know who I'd put up there. I almost just on.
Speaker: I can't think of his name. Fuck. Movies and and FX for movies. George Romero. George Romero did Night of the Early Dead. But he was also he was also an FX and FX god. He was he was ahead of his time as far as movie or movie FX and stuff like that goes.
Speaker: a bit off subject. I have I have a question for you Chris as a as a bit of a film buff and Tony you can chime in as well. Yeah. What did you guys think of Avatar with camera? I didn't move the live action one. Yeah. It wasn't what I thought it was. I was Avatar the one with the little blue creatures. The blue creatures that are like 10 foot. I fell asleep wasn't what I thought it was. I enjoyed the shit out of it.
Speaker: I fell asleep. My biggest problem with that movie is when, in the very beginning, you see dude sitting in his apartment in his TV, TV's the size of his fucking apartment wall. Other than, uh... Hey! Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! No, no, don't be wrong. Is somebody... My TV, my TV is as big as my apartment wall in my living room. I mean, dude is literally six inches from his TV and it takes up the whole fucking wall.
Speaker: You can't touch your wall. You can't touch your TV while sitting on the couch, Chris. It's not that far -fetched, though. My TV is very overpowering in my living room. I have a fucking 55 -inch in my bedroom. No, I totally get it. I totally get it. And don't get me wrong, Kevin's... I don't know if Jodie's still here or not, but Jodie's seeing it, and it's overpowering in my living room. Kevin Smith has a 100 -inch TV that I want. What? Why? It was given to him as a gift.
Speaker: But what do you want? It's a question. I don't know. I don't you know what you know what you know what my next my next project is. Maybe if you're listening just so you know. The next thing I would like to buy is a projector. I mean I'm in that and I and I say this and looking at a couple of them and I say this because one of my former bosses when I worked at OSU originally. Yes. He put a projector on the back of his house.
Speaker: He built he built a screen for the back of his house
Speaker: And it was huge. And we would watch football. And then in his basement, he had one that went from the floor to the ceiling in the basement and went across the wall. When you watch football in his basement, you felt like you was on the fucking football field. When you would stand beside the wall. I've seen them. I'm seeing them at stores. I was looking at them today when I was grocery shopping. They're only like 150 bucks. Oh, projectors aren't that expensive.
Speaker: Yeah, but you can buy the you can buy the material like the movie theater screen. Well, you can buy that You frame it up and you What I was thinking doing is just get a piece of fucking plywood paint that shit white call it a day
Speaker: It doesn't have the same effect. It doesn't, you know, because like you said, he built a frame. I helped him a little bit, but he built a frame for the back of his house. And this fucking thing was monstrous. One of the first times we was watching football, the back of his house backed up to the lake at the subdivision they lived in. One of his neighbors on the other end of the lake called him. He was like, I can see the TV perfect for my back porch. It's so cool. And we used to watch football and shoot on that. Playable screens, too. Yeah.
Speaker: But I mean, like, I went over there one day. Yes. I used to hang out. I used to hang out with my boss from when I worked at OSU. Judge me. He was a cool dude. I actually wish I could hang out with him more. Again. Yeah, he was awesome. That was my dude. Like he would come down at the end of the day and it would just be me and him because everybody had left. I was just sitting bullshit for like two or three hours at the end of the day. That was my guy. He's an awesome dude. His wife is amazing. His kids were awesome. It's been cool watching them grow up on Facebook and stuff like that. But, um,
Speaker: I should reach out to him and see if he wants to hang out. But him and I were playing, this is back before you went like online and stuff like that. We were playing like he actually is the one that got me into Call of Duty and the first person shooter. We were playing
Speaker: I don't know if it was modern warfare or what it was down in the basement one time at his house. And it was so insane watching it on such a large as it was like chip balls because, and like I said, you can literally stand beside the wall and you're watching football and you're just as big.
Speaker: as the players on the TV. Well, I mean, that's something that I was talking about. My my wife and I were talking about is like, we want to expand the house and we really can't go out, but we can totally go up. So I'm actually thinking about on the roof of my house, building another room when you go upstairs, it's just a giant fucking theater.
Speaker: and just hang a projector from the ceiling connected to Wi -Fi and all that shit. And the only thing I want up there is the projector and a pool table. Because I'm a sucker for a fucking pool table. And I don't have room in the rest of the house for once. So I want a pool table and a projector. And she's already said, well, you build it, we'll get it. So I started looking at the clock. I don't have room for that shit.
Speaker: No, but it's like, it's one of those things. I mean, as much TV as I watch, having projector just makes sense. I mean, if I want to do the movies like that, yeah, I thought about, I looked at getting a projector.
Speaker: Well, when when Jody and and or I hit the lottery, we'll have a home theater with a big ass projection screen down with theater seating and everything. Sony's got one that you can sit in the corner of the room and still have a perfect square. It's angular, dude. But even if you got a regular projector, hang from the ceiling,
Speaker: and then a surround sound system. There's an app that you can get on your phone and turn your phone into a projection screen. And I've actually almost downloaded it a couple of times just to play with it and see, and it's supposed to be amazing. Like, you know, I could bring my 75 inch into my bedroom
Speaker: And if the projection screen would work on my phone, I would take my that app would work on my phone. I would just take up that other phone that is basically an alarm clock at this point that I don't do anything with. He's literally just an alarm clock. I put that app on there and I would just build a box and mount that bitch on my wall and use that entire wall as a projection. It's already white. The walls are already white. You can get that that screen material for for what is it like 10 bucks a yard?
Speaker: Jody's on board. Jody's on board for the projection screen material and Staple gun it to the back of a fucking piece of plywood mount the fucking plywood on the wall. You're done
Speaker: Uh, my buddy, my buddy Kevin, he's got a projector in his garage. That's what we watch garage football. When we go during football season and I go over there, so we watch garage football. We sit out in the driveway and grind and when it's bright out and stuff like that, you know, it's a, you know, but it's an older projector and stuff like that, but it works great. It's awesome. You know, we sit out in the garage and drink beer and watch football together. And once it gets dark out and we're watching the late games, it's fucking awesome. You know, and it's in his garage. It's not, it's not a super big screen or anything like that.
Speaker: But it's awesome because we're just hanging out in the driveway. So I might just have to go projector shopping. So by projector shopping, you mean you're going to sit in your bathroom right there and not leave and get online? No, no, no, no. Because I don't like to order online because if I buy something, I want it now. It's very rare that I order anything but food online.
Speaker: everything else. I'm I'm literally like if like for instance when I bought my PlayStation, I didn't order it online. I went to the store bought it. So, I come home and hook the **** up and I'll probably do the same thing. I might have. That's awesome. Jodie's on board. She's like, yep. Nice. Jodie, you just messed up and gave him something else to do. Congratulations. Congratulations. Hey, baby. Guess what you're getting at your basement next time I go down.
Speaker: Well, it's not only that but then they've got all the HTM eyes and this that and the other thing you could hook stuff up so, you know, it's it's a Super cool. I mean like I said You know, I
Speaker: When Jody and I were talking about that last night, when we hit the lottery, what we're gonna do, and apparently we're gonna have a house down there and a house up here. So I don't have to move the kids from school. And it's big enough, baby. I can put a projector down there. Trust me, we were only like five feet away from the one in my Boston basement, six feet away, something like that. You don't need a lot of room.
Speaker: I can make your I can I can make your basement bigger. We can knock down them walls and I can finish out the rest of it. That's a sludge hammer. I'm not saying I'm not saying she's like, she's she's over here. She's she's reconsidering. She's she's like, she's like, why did I? Why did I start dating a country ass dude that can build **** and is good with his hands? Son of a ****
Speaker: i can move the stairs and everything that's my my wife says the same thing that that's funny that you said that my wife says the same things it's like it's dangerous that you make as much money as you do because if you get a thought in your head you'll just fucking build it without fucking telling i just i just gotta i just gotta get the sign off in the okay that's all i i don't even need the okay i just need to not wait for her to not be home like i don't have a truck
Speaker: to haul a bunch of wood to the house. But if I get somebody to translate to the wood delivery place, that I need X amount of two by twos, the X amount of four by fours, not much I can't build. Actually, baby, your basement, I'm speaking to you directly, but the way it is set up, I can 100 % put a projector on there.
Speaker: or a projection screen and get a projector. And it would actually look really cool with the way your basement's set up. With ease, I could do that. And I wouldn't have to do anything other than build a screen and mount the projector, build the box for the projector and everything like that. Oh, build the frame for the projector. Shit, that's a starting point. It's just a box. It's a shadow box, call it.
Speaker: Jody, one thing I want you to remember, as crazy as Chris talks about, about building something. Remember, there's a woman out there going, I wish I had a motherfucker that could build that shit. That's what I remind my wife of. I know. And I bet you Jody was one of those women who said that shit and that shit's like, God damn.
Speaker: it does has its drawbacks because I'll get in my head that I know comment exactly. This is what I'm doing. I don't know why I don't know. Basically what you're saying, Tony. for me to play with but what you're saying is she's got a man now. I'm saying is you're the one that's the one that's the one that's in a good way though. Simple fact that I won't
Speaker: I will not put a projection screen in her basement unless unless she says it's okay. You just can't get a big answer. You gotta get one of the other stuff around the house. I will do without her permission. You just have a motherfucker that'll get a projector that'll go on one blank side of the outside of the house and trust me. Trust me. Actually, she's got a perfect spot in her backyard for one.
Speaker: No, I already talked. I won't do that. You said you are correct. I'm going to get one of those inflated. Who's correct? I'm correct that you got a real man or attorney's correct talking on that nonsense. The beauty of having a guy that can build everything. Look at that. She means me. I know she means you or not. I'm actually really proud of the fact that she downloaded Twitch and she is watching us on Twitch. She means me. Look at you go, baby.
Speaker: No, I'm actually not hard to maintain communication screens to Chris. What? They have inflatable screens. Oh, yeah, I've seen them. They're like. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer.
Speaker: You know damn well as a man who's in a relationship Jeffrey it's not very often that your woman will say you are right
Speaker: Especially when she's a green one. Speaking of which, I don't know if you guys have seen the meme, but there's a plaque somewhere. I don't know where this plaque is, but it says in this place, a man won an argument with his wife because he was right. And I want to get one of those plaques. I actually saw a couple of, uh, road signs that I can buy at. How do you know you ever been writing an argument? Your wife speaks Spanish. That's the one.
Speaker: Yeah, she can be cussing you out, you don't even know. 20 years of living in Mexico, I know what she's saying. I'll tell you what, every once in a while, you'll hear her say that and you want to talk about an ego booster, Jesus. No, I get it. She's just under a breath, that's something.
Speaker: I get it. Like I said, I know, I know, like when I tease a joke about it, like, Oh, I'm gonna get in trouble. I did this. I did that. I can see in her face and I can see in her eyes that she is very appreciative of little, little things I do around to help her. Well, I mean, especially nowadays with, with most, uh, most people, like these idiots that can't drive manual.
Speaker: You want to talk about you can't really get on people for not knowing how to drive manuals. No, because I was five years old. Yeah, but they were also more common when we were kids, Jeff. They're not that common anymore. They're not that common anymore. They're not making them. I still maintain that you should not have your drivers if you cannot drive a manual.
Speaker: I will take all your privileges away from you and give them to Tony. No but but my point is is like not being able to drive manuals like the
Speaker: Yeah, but you also have to remember, like I said, you also, there's not as many manuals around as they are back back when we was growing up. I mean, it was common when we was growing up and they're, they're not that common. Excuse me. They're not that common anymore. And you've been down there for 40 years. You didn't realize how much they're not as common up here. And car dealerships are not even really making them for Chevy and Dodge.
Speaker: I had to, I had to teach myself how to drive a stick. Now they got the automatic stick shifts. You only really need an odd drive of sticking bad with them.
Speaker: I remember back in the day, it was considered cheaper to buy a vehicle with a manual. Now they actually charge more. Like if you buy a Mustang in a manual, it costs more than if you bought an automatic. Well, they're more fucking dangerous to drive with these young people. Well, on top of that, the new automatics.
Speaker: You know, it's a stigmatism that you think an automatic is a piece of shit. But the new automatics will actually shift better and - It's a smoother shift without the clutch. Smoother, and you'll get a faster time with an automatic than you will - Yeah, without the clutch. But back in the cars in the 90s, you didn't get that. No. Because automatic transmissions in the 90s and the 80s was - Jeez.
Speaker: And, and, and it, I was looking at, uh, uh, Mitsubishi Lancers online. Oh my God.
Speaker: with these cars back in the day. Totally off. So, I'm looking at it in 2012 and it's manual and I'm like, I bet I'm looking at what you have an issue manual and I'm kind of like once it acts up, I don't know if you want to get that. Totally totally off subject for Jeff goes into one of his stupid ass car
Speaker: the first comment of the night. Tim had a couple good ones. Some of the few. Comment of the night is going to be a new thing that we're going to do at the end of the show from here on out. I like that. I like that. And the first comment of the night based off of the softball is going to go to Jody. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker: I am a dictator. This is my show and I'm the dick. So I make the rule. That was actually pretty good. I'm going to give you that one. That was pretty good. So comment of the night goes to Jodi tonight. We're starting from here on out. We will have a comment of the comment of the show every episode and they will get a cheers and a virtual high five. And just for Jodi, good game girl. Don't you either one of you do that. That's just for me.
Speaker: Move this claimer, jackass. No, hey, no, sorry, Tim. Stigmata was a fucking amazing movie. I love that movie. No, he said it's a stigmata. My stigmata. Read the words right. Jesus fucking Christ. I'm buzzed. I'm like nine beers in. Blame your illiteracy on drinking. I can't see you, Tony, let alone ring you. I love that movie, Stigmata. Fuck you.
Speaker: sleep model is fucking awesome. But yeah, no, they're basically made so sexy. That's just me. Wait, what did you say? Patricia Arquette in the movie is sexy as hell. I'll fight you if you say different. She's gorgeous. No debate on me on that one. She was coming to the nightclub.
Speaker: I can dance. You got the comment of the night right there? That is the comment of the night. OK. We can roll with that. You have to be ready to get the sign, so I will wait. OK, never mind. OK, OK, OK. I had to double check and make sure that, yeah, as I said, we're going to start doing that every episode because some of the comments that come through are awesome. So we're going to do our first ever comment of the night goes to Jodi.
Speaker: with that little softball. She actually knocked out of the park. That was a slow. She smoked her ass. She smoked her ass on that one. That's why she got the cheers and the high five and the. This was pretty good. This was pretty good. I kind of like that. That was good. That's what I said. I gave Tim. I gave Tim an honorable mention. That was fucked up. Oh, that was good. Tim had some good ones tonight. That was greatness.
Speaker: So I'm going to, that's what we're going to, this is, this is where we're going to, this is where we're going to, we're going to make this, we're going to make the chatters box stuff their game up. I'm just saying it was a good one. Yeah. I can even, where's Tim's at? Where's Tim's comment at about that? Jeff, throw that, throw a star on Tim's.
Speaker: because that was a good one. I found out. Like you said, Tim had a couple of good ones tonight. It's just that I was in there. I was in there holding mine. I was like some people I know, but it was good. What? I wasn't there taking a piss. Most great, most great ideas come to me when my dick is in my hand. I was like comment of the night. I lost it. I heard it started.
Speaker: But with that being said, God damn it, I can't even stop myself from saying it anymore. Now that Tony pointed it out, and I know that I say that. What did he point out? I missed it. With that being said. Yeah, no, you say that and but a lot. But I do say but I know I'm well aware of that. Trust me. Trust me. I swear to God it was a drinking game. Every time you said that being said or but um. Funny you said that. Funny you said that.
Speaker: because as I was making my list, I was doing show ideas today and I was jotting it down in my notebook. And I was just random shit was popping into my head. That was something that I came up with because there are things that we all say,
Speaker: regularly Yeah, you know it is what it is. What are you gonna do about it? As you can see, this is just one page of my notes Never mind that my noodle by my doodles and stuff, but right here right here where my finger is right there where my finger is Jeffrey Yeah, it says drinking game show phrases
Speaker: So basically it's going to be a night where we're all drinking, even the chatter's box that they're drinking. Uh, anytime we utter certain, certain phrases, but, um, or, uh, with that being said, everybody has to drink. I'm okay with that.
Speaker: I am well aware of that one. I am so well aware that when I go and I listen to the replays and I hear myself say, but I cringe. I cringe and I'm like, oh, I gotta stop doing that. I'm so self aware. When I'm listening to the show, I'm like, God damn, did I really say that? Yeah. Although the episode that you and I did very early on,
Speaker: Yeah, the other two that I called you bitch, like every time I spoke, still funny. Yeah, when we play that drinking game, bitch will be a phrase that you say that everybody has to drink. Yeah. So you better get 911 on speed dog because you two are going to get alcohol poisoning.
Speaker: Seriously, that episode I was drinking. You gotta get up on a Sunday morning? No, some mornings, some Sundays I do, yes. We're only gonna do the drinking games on Saturdays. Hey, it's Monday. Guess what? I mean, I've done it before. I just can't do it like that anymore.
Speaker: No, but like that episode I drank, it was the first time I drank on the podcast and I was drinking heavily and Chrissy would put it in the show description. Apparently when Jeff gets drunk, he says, calm down chief and calls me bitch. I was like, yeah, that's right, bitch. But, um, but Tom, with that being said, we are going to wrap up the show. Uh, I did that. I did that on purpose.
Speaker: You know, the only downfall to that is I really want you guys drunk. I'll just keep repeating the phrase, I don't know. It's not going to affect me now and it's going to affect you too more than it's going to affect me. Because you have to drink too if you say the phrase. That's true. We all have to drink. I can drink to that.
Speaker: I say this, that, and the other a lot. Yeah, I say that and I say it is what it is. I have a lot of Glicisms that I say that have been pointed out throughout the years. It's not just you. It's I do it too. And my mom's does it all the time. It drives me nuts. And apparently I say things so much that Tony's starting to say them as well.
Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm sorry but that she had me die when you said that. I said to somebody that when I was I was arguing with the neighbor the other day and I told him if he got to sit his $5 ass down, I'm gonna make change. Well, Tony's one of my other neighbor died in the yard laughing. One of Tony's big ones that he does. It's like he just says go make change. Yeah. One of Tony's big one that he does is
Speaker: It's the end of the lot, yeah. Tim, get at me. Oh yeah, we gonna talk after this, Tim. Meet me in my room after this on airtime. Meet me over there. We gonna talk. Oh, I'm grabbing the shit out of that. I am grabbing the shit out of that. I am grabbing it, and I'm gonna put it in the sound clips. But I'm not. But I'm not. But I'm not.
Speaker: You'll never see it. I put it in the clips that I could save on here. I got a show I got to do with Tim. We haven't been able to catch up all week and I do have an apology. Where are you guys going to do a show at? This show was over. Meet me on airtime over there on my side. And we'll talk it out because I think I might be available.
Speaker: This guy I might be available this guy like I'll have my people call your people we'll do lunch Kind of crazy, I know what I gotta do during the week So hmm is gonna be tight for me as well. Look, I got a seat cuz I got my let me know. Let me know I'm gonna tell you don't schedule Monday night. Um, I got my VFW meeting I'll probably able to come on later in the show
Speaker: But I know we normally do it for two hours. I won't make the first 30 minutes at best. I know for a fact that Monday the 16th, I will not be available for talk. I will not be at work. Well, you know what? Worst case scenario, if I decide to get froggy, I'll do a show by myself on Monday. And I'm going to talk. This is what you need to know. Here's a word from Brian. I did hit me today. I feel me, you, Brian. Take your time. Sadie, that's one of mine, too.
Speaker: Well, I told you guys, I want you guys to do the biggest time. I got to take your time for Bernie Matt. I got to let me be clear from Steven A. Smith. I'm not going to lie. No, no. I use it work. Big ups to me. I do say big ups a lot. Appreciate it. Me, you, Brian, and Nancy Wisconsin. I want to talk to you all on airtime on my room over there. I got an idea. We need to do before finishing football season.
Speaker: No, like I said, the fantasy meltdown, like I said, I do want to get that started for you and Brian, whether you guys. No, we're going to do it. Even though it happens on, we're going to do it. We can do it. No, we're going to do it right up on here. I want to do it. But that's not going to be my show. That's going to be, I don't know which one of you, whichever one of you guys want to be the host or if you want to share the host responsibilities, I'll gladly be on it as much as I can. Yeah, what I want to do, I didn't pay attention to the draft. I want us to rewatch it.
Speaker: And I already got my roster before the draft. I want to see as soon as I want to make fantasy draft. No, the NFL draft. Oh yeah. I already watched that. You know, I watched that. If you watch the good cause I didn't pay attention to it. So I'm going to rewatch it myself. Um, Jeff and size, uh, excellent podcast is going to be is on hold for a little while. Well, not to sound like an egotistical narcissistic maniac.
Speaker: Don't worry about it. We'll take care of it. But Jeff in size, Jeff in size, excellent, whatever the hell you're calling it. I want you guys to do it here. Yeah. What was the plan, wasn't it? Yeah. Same with the plan. We're going to do it over Zoom, so it's not going to be live. But you don't have to do live on here. OK. Well, that's good. Well, actually, if you guys do it over Zoom,
Speaker: But I want you I want I want kind of everything jumped in here Yeah, I don't know how I'm gonna stay on there I checked it out last night. It seems really super confusing I'm not down for the drama nonsense. I mean, I'll come in there for a cool stuff but but uh
Speaker: I don't know why we're talking behind the scenes stuff. This is stuff we can work out. But like I said, the fantasy meltdown at the end of the day is Tony and Brian show. I want to do it on here, especially if they want to do it live. I want to do it on here. That way we can kind of get it out there because I'm going to put everything under the umbrella on Spotify. So I don't have to be involved in anything. I can literally bring everything out and drop my camera and not even pay any attention to anything.
Speaker: other than actually, Jeff, you might be able to do it. I don't know if you can. I was actually thinking about uploading it through my anchor just because I don't use my anchor for anything. So I was going to just throw it up on an anchor and then send you guys links. We all got we all got we all got those phrases of shit that we said.
Speaker: But anyways, uh, but anyways, you know, with that being said, let's go ahead and wrap this up tonight. You know, the ins and outs behind the scenes stuff we taught, we, this always happens at the end of the show. Cause we got all these grand ideas and grand gestures and stuff like that. Well, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and I write them down. Uh, so, you know, I, I actually went out and, and I, and only, I understand my, uh,
Speaker: I have my organized chaos. No, my organized chaos is what I call it. I have a weird shorthand as well. I get yelled at because my notes never make sense with anybody but me. Yeah. So, you know, like I said, I've got I've got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. I've got ten different things wrote down on one piece of paper.
Speaker: So it's the world I live in. But anyways, with that being said, we do appreciate you guys hanging out. We appreciate y 'all listening. It was another awesome show. Tony looks like he had to take a phone call, so he dropped himself down. We will be back Monday night. Well, maybe we'll be back Monday night. I'll be back Monday night if I have to do the show on my own.
Speaker: I'll try to make it work. But if I, if I, if I'm doing this, if I do the show on my own on Monday, here's what we're going to need. Y 'all in the chatters box that watch us live and listen to us live. We're going to need you to check. Cause this, if, if I ended up doing the show on the chat, the Monday show, if Tony and I can't make it, bring somebody up and ask them a question interview. I don't know. I don't really have many people I can bring up.
Speaker: uh I don't know anybody I can bring up to be honest with you because but um but no we'll figure it out either I'll be here Monday and it'll be a chatters box uh in in involvement yeah where you guys are gonna you guys are gonna help me carry the show or I'll be here with Jeff and or I'll be here with Tony or maybe we'll all three be here who who knows
Speaker: But thank you Sadie's but no we do appreciate you guys. We appreciate y 'all hanging out was another awesome show Jeff and Tony Appreciate the shit out of you guys hanging out with me again. I say it every show. I love you guys You know what we do is something in my eyes is something special. I enjoy doing it. I look forward to it I know you guys aggravate and the way the piss out of me, but
Speaker: at times, at times, but I wouldn't have it any other way. With that being said, with that being said, everybody's getting drunk just because Click says dumb things. We're going to drop this show off with a little Blacktop Mojo. The only way we know how, Blacktop Mojo, wicked woman, enjoy the video, enjoy the song. If you don't know who Blacktop Mojo is, I tell you every episode, three times an episode.
Speaker: Google them Search them everywhere you stream music on all social media at black .mojo Go check them out and let them know that nonsensical nonsense sent you and that they should come on the show That's the second part of your job. Yes, tell them that nonsensical nonsense sent you and tell them And tell them that they need to come on the show and hang out with us you guys have two jobs You got three jobs
Speaker: go follow Nonsenseable, we don't have to follow them, but go listen to them, go check them out, comment that we sent you and that they need to come on the show. And your third job is, there we go. All right, Tim. Tell them that they need to come on and, you know, that's your second job. Your third job is to share, just share, tell a friend, tell all your friends, tell your mama. Podcast, so good it make you want to smack your mama.
Speaker: But with that being said, here's a little blacktop mojo. We'll see you guys with a brand new episode on Monday. Don't forget, we got our closures when we finish out of here. Maybe Tony, we'll be back for that.
Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red She waits for spells into the wind and she commutes with me
Speaker: Raise the blade above her head As I began to breathe, she said Oh, mother in the sky Take this back with bite I wanna live forever No, spirit in the earth Give me all your blood, maybe a dime
Speaker: And as the goddess, she stops to feast There was a smile on her face as she walked by to leave It's a lamp to back her head as blood ran bare
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs, too, for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like, something sharp. Something, like, I can stab to defend myself with.
Speaker: I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich crack with cheese baby. All right. Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah. Bathroom key. All right.
Speaker: I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring it back. And that'll be $15 from goddamn later. And I'm going to have to have a man. So we're in a corner. I've slept that hillbilly in the mouth for stolen later. Fuck me for $50. Whatever, man. OK. Just that. I'm sorry.
Speaker: In the sky, take this sacrifice I wanna live forever Now, spirit in the earth Kill me, I'm a bird, make me the darling you
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, I dropped off! Oh shit!
Speaker: I'm all alone in the sky Take this like we're fine I wanna live forever You know, spirit in the earth Give me whatever Make me a god like you
Speaker: Yeah! Good fucking turn. You're muted, Curtis.
Speaker: that's what the **** I'm talking about. That's how you end the **** show right there, boys. I appreciate y 'all listening and I appreciate y 'all hanging out. Let me rephrase that. We appreciate y 'all. We appreciate y 'all listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We will see you Monday night for a brand new episode. It might be me and one of these two guys and it might not, it might not be them but Tim has stepped up to the plate and he said if they can't make it, he will be here.
Speaker: So, brand new face to nonsensical nonsense. Tim and I might be hanging out, but with that being said, Jeffrey. Deuces! God damn it. I'm gonna punch him in the head, Tony. Let him know, Tony D. Let him know, Tony. Do your best to be as positive as possible before you ever do anything negative or aggressive. I'm actually going through this shit right now.
Speaker: don't take care of yourself. I'll see y 'all next time. I kind of appreciate what he said but I was looking for mother had your mother made your mother. No, do what you gotta do, man. I said, I see you got a phone call but with that being said, we'll see you guys Monday night with a brand new episode. Everybody's got a drink because I said it again. I'm gonna show that violin right up his
Speaker: Goodbye, motherfuckers. Hit the button. I'm hitting the button. I got two buttons to hit now.
