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Speaker: The street lights are on. Ah, but they come on. It's still it's still daylight out like it's still daylight out the street lights the street lights come on super early. It's **** nine o 'clock and it's still daylight out and his friends are still out there.
Speaker: So like last night, I think he came in at 9 .30. And it was called daylight now at 9 .30. That's weird. Yeah. But I mean, you know the rule, Jeff. Straight lights come on. Time to come on.
Speaker: But it's kind of like street lights. The caveat to that is if it's dark and the street lights are on, now it's time to come home. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But our street lights come on. I think they're on a timer. They don't. They might be on a timer or like we have, our street lights are solar powered. Yeah. And once they get to a certain level of dusk where it's still light outside. Well, yeah, it's not solar powered. They've got the,
Speaker: shit. My buildings have them. It's it's solar, but it's yeah, I know. Yeah, it's it's like a solar switch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There we go. It's like a solar switch. Thank you. Right. And my buildings have that and and I had to last year because in one of my buildings,
Speaker: You act like you own the building. What am I building? Well, I mean, I kind of do. They're my buildings. They're my babies. I take care of them. You know what I mean? Um, but they weren't happy when the, because the lights would go off when it was daylight. So I had to go up on the roof. And then that, that little solar panel, that switch, I literally took Gorilla Tate and just black that bitch out. I wrapped like half a roll around it. And we went to, we went to the, uh, we went to the, um,
Speaker: the panel and we said lights come on at 4 p .m. That'll do it. And they go off at 8 a .m., 8 or 9 a .m. Even in the wintertime at 8 a .m., it's daylight. Yeah. And in the wintertime at 4 p .m., it's not dark. No. Who the fuck set that up?
Speaker: Well, it was somebody can't do math. The people who think they own the building, the actual owners, the ones that, oh, the tenants, the tenant, they seem to forget that I am God. I determine if you have electricity, internet. Amen to that.
Speaker: I have all the buttons and I have the greatest key of all time. Now, so I mean, yeah, it's just one of those weird things. But yeah, like I said, I'm looking out the window right now. It's still daylight out, but the lights are on.
Speaker: Yeah, well, if it's dark out and the lights are on, come on. If you can't look up and blind yourself by the sun. At the end of the day, Cash is either right across the street or he's two apartments down at the playground.
Speaker: or two townhouses or condos or whatever you want to call them at the playground with all his friends. And there's a whole, we got a whole fucking mess. Stan, are you close? What's that? Are you close, Stan? Close to what? Coming, because you're sitting there humming like you're sitting on a fucking vibrator. Oh, I'm sorry. I just turned back.
Speaker: I'm sorry. I was I was doing research for the show. Yeah, that's what they all say. That's what she says. Well, at the same time, you don't have any kids, do you?
Speaker: Yeah. You want mine? No. You want to add them to your 10 year old warehouse? I mean, one's 11 and the other's nine, but very strict 10 year old rules. 10 years, 10 years older. I check IDs. Cut him an app. Check the rings. What?
Speaker: I mean, my kids have passports for the Mexican ones. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He put them to work. Someone's got to take care of the 110 acres. Hey. I mean, Stan's really hurting now that Epstein's in prison. He's taken over his spot. He sees an opportunity. It's not Epstein Island anymore. It's Stan Island. Stan's Island.
Speaker: Did you hear did you hear about the youtubers that tried to buy Epstein Island They wanted to quote -unquote uncover the truth and they What truth is there to uncover if you buy the island everything is gone Well, okay. Well, no, but like you are literally Supposedly
Speaker: there are quote unquote graves and underground tunnels and there's certain rooms that nobody's ever seen unless you visit the island. Yeah, but there's underground tunnels and stuff right here in Ohio because Ohio was a big part of the underground railroad. Yeah, but Epstein Island wasn't part of that railroad. Obviously. The point is they tried to buy the island. They were ready to offer, I think it was like,
Speaker: $200 million which was the asking price because it obvious it's got the caveat that it was Epstein Island so nobody wants to kind of put their name on it and When the realtors found out that they were youtubers Jeff they they blocked them Jeff. Yeah, I have an idea Hey, I'm in nonsensical nonsense island. Yeah minus the miners Add
Speaker: add the club dread slash Scooby Doo on an island. I'm totally in. What was that island on Scooby Doo called? Spooky. It's called Spooky Island. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: You know what I'm talking about with Dread Island? No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, the the the shit fucking super, super guys. OK, OK, OK, OK. I did Dread Island.
Speaker: Oh, uh, uh, uh, club dread or club dread club dread. Sorry. Okay. Yeah. I'm in. I'm in a hundred percent nonsensical nonsense. Can I be the bill Paxton park? When he starts going off, they're like playing. He's like, fucking son of a son of a son of a bitch. It'll be the farm apart on club dread. The masseuse.
Speaker: and then we had the Scooby Doo. Tony D would be scrappy. It's like I've never seen either one of these movies. I don't know what they're talking about. Yeah, I'm going to see you sign boat trip. No, seriously, Sam, watch the Super Troopers team. They're actually called Broken Lizard. Yeah, Broken Lizard. I'm going to say it with all of this, by the way.
Speaker: I know. Yeah. Yeah, they are filming Super Troopers three. I know. I'm kind of I'm kind of excited. I haven't even seen. Have you have you seen Tacoma FD? No, it's oh my god, dude. Holy **** The the guy that plays Farva, he's the captain of the firehouse and his daughter, there's an episode where she's helping somebody in a car and they're they're met out or something.
Speaker: and he punches her in the throat and the whole episode, she's talking like this. It's so fucked up. That show is hilarious. Unfortunately, I have to watch it on the computer only, because I don't have it on anything. It's not on Hulu. Well, I don't get Hulu down here, but it's not on Netflix or anything like that. But it's really good. Yeah, no, I'm going to try that. Stan.
Speaker: I'm going to ask you. There's food upstairs. Obviously, we actually take quick breaks on this show. Are there any music musicians or anything like that down there in Tampa that we could play on the show, that we could maybe even have them come up here and hang out with us?
Speaker: Cause I know, I know Amanda and Rachel kind of taking the time out to do the family thing. We didn't even play on the show, but their music, you know, we don't play them on the music, bring them on the show. Everything, the whole nine yards. I already told you, we'll start bringing people on the show. We'll do it. Oh, well, but, but music wise, um, I can send you a bunch of fricking files. Okay.
Speaker: I'll send you a bunch of music violence. Actual artists that are doing stuff because I reached out to Rich and Amanda and I was, God, I love those guys. I'm so happy for them. They're such an amazing couple. And their kids are so goddamn cute. I just wish I'd go back to making music. But we've played their music on here.
Speaker: Yeah, I reached out to both of them, but I know there's a bunch of bands down there. I mean, um, uh, wish, wish Moby, I think they're still doing. Yeah. Yeah. They're actually some, a couple of my best friends, honestly. Uh, yeah, I love those guys. Uh, they're still, they're still on my work at murder. The crow is still on my workout playlist. Some music, some good shit. Yeah. You know, um, you can pick through it.
Speaker: How do you want me to send it to you? Our drive? Send to me on drive there on YouTube. Let me know if I'm not already following them. I'll get it on here, but I can do it on YouTube. I can link your list on YouTube and just share it with you. Yeah. Just send them links. Just send them links. I can do that. Perfect. I got you.
Speaker: But I mean, also, like I said, we can bring them on the show. I mean, it's not going to be the same as, as, as, you know, and as you guys know, you guys are still, you guys are still getting to, getting to know Stan, you know, Stan's been doing this shit for a hot minute. And that's what I was asking about the chat board. Like.
Speaker: If I want to invite people to come chat and play these games with us and maybe kind of get chat board moving a little better, where is the best place for them to watch and chat? I will say this. The number one place that I want to push the most, the number one place that I want people to come and follow and push and be a part of is YouTube. Okay, so I need to push Twitch up there, but I want YouTube all day long. That's easy.
Speaker: So, and I mean, you coming on outside of the box, you know how easy it is to join the show. I mean, I can literally, if random Rick is in the chat, I can say random Rick, you want to come up and we can, boom, shoot him a link and pull up in here with us. Rick, that wasn't an invitation, we're just saying.
Speaker: You know, it's it's it's a touchy situation. Yeah. Well, I can't help it. You guys are hot for each other. No. Yeah. Like for audio, Spotify is is our go to. But for if people want to actually go live and and be in the chatters box, YouTube is the best place.
Speaker: I'm getting a few more people in the chat box right now to kind of get it, get it moving a little bit and maybe had more people play the games with us. I mean, I'm bringing a few people to just at least to do that. You know what I mean? Then I'll start sharing it in a little bit. As far as sharing it and getting out there and just getting people in, I'll do that soon. But for now, yeah, I can get a couple of people to come in and join us. Why don't you just start showing up on a more regular basis?
Speaker: I don't know. Thank you. Mondays and Wednesdays. Thank Tony. Alright. Well, I've done that rabbit hole. I try. I was an ass Saturday night. It is what it is. Six is hard for me because I got five. So, I gotta like
Speaker: Yeah, but we also would ask for a good reason. Well, you're at six is tough. Six thirties easier, but yeah. Well, you do know, you do know that even if we start to show at six, like we're supposed to, or like we say we're going to do, you can, you can still join later. Right. I proved that tonight. Yeah, I know. Yeah, you did. Yeah. Like don't, don't, don't ever. I got it. I'm just letting you know. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. Like if you get home and you're like, shit, they're an hour in, just fucking jump in, man. Yeah. I will. I got it. I got, you know, like, like, you know, this isn't a heart. It's not like a, a hard start at 6 PM because I mean, we didn't start until six starting tonight because I was doing shit with the kids. You know, I'd take my oldest, my oldest one to work and take my middle daughter to her friend's house. And then I got home and.
Speaker: Nicky and I were kind of hanging out for a minute and I was playing with the dog. And then I came back here at almost six o 'clock and I was like, shit, I need music for tonight. And then I started downloading the music and I went to upload it. And then I found out that he's not here. We had too much stuff that we had. So, so Jeff and I had to clean house. So we didn't start until six 30, but I mean, like Saturday night, I think it was Saturday night. We were what an hour and a half in and Jeeves popped in or something like that.
Speaker: Yeah. So, I mean, we can, you can come in anytime. It's not like if you're not here at six o 'clock, then you're out. I understand the lack of structure. I got it. Uh, if you want to go somewhere that the podcast is not named nonsensical nonsense. Yeah. There's a reason why we went with that name. Not because it was clever. Thank God.
Speaker: We literally fly by the seat of our pants. As I say, I'm always happiest when I'm going 100 miles an hour with my hair on fire. Oh, yeah. I thrive in organized chaos. I got it. We figured out. I'm good. The hell is going on out there? She's giving them shit. Who? What? Master Curpio. Oh, my god. I told him he could still be out there. I know. It's just what they do.
Speaker: Hold on. I'm listening to the tea. If also being careful, she's going to catch hands from cash. I made a conscious decision to be a part of this **** show. So, I got this.
Speaker: It is what it is. We we we absolutely know this is a giant **** show. We know this is a **** dumpster. sometimes it may be **** I've had fun at the same time. We're one of the best things out there as far as podcasts and comedy go. Yeah. We surveyed 100 people. What's that? Have we surveyed 100 people
Speaker: You did it. I could. Shut up, Stan. Oh, my dick. I mean, I could I could I could I could survey the almost 3500 people who have listened to us on Spotify. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: I could, I could, no, it's not us. I don't even know where the hell I'm at right now as far as. I don't either. Podcast. I listen to the podcast. A lot of times I look at it or I listen to it and I go, God, I fucking hate this goddamn show. Do those kids know you're doing a show? What's that? Do the kids know you're doing a show? You know, the funny thing about the kids is
Speaker: My kids love to jump up on camera uh for for no reason whatsoever and and it's come to a point where for when we first started we we of course try to keep the kids out of it but it's practically impossible because you know we none of us have the money to have a completely blocked off space to soundproof and keep everybody out so yeah but your kids just pop their faces in and you know
Speaker: I literally, I literally picked up pizza from the gate and my daughter popped her head in here and said, dad, I'm still hungry. There's a whole fucking 35 inch pizza. Um, our, our kids have kind of become.
Speaker: uh part of the show. I mean, my oldest daughter, her and Tony do a whole **** dance break. You know, the the the three of us have the three of us have joked a lot about my son. Jeff's son and Tony's son doing a nonsensical nonsense junior because they're all around the same age. Do like a little half hour thing together or whatever. Um but um
Speaker: you know, they're they're a part of the show. I mean, some people don't like it. I mean, I know I know I I had some worthless skank bitch and I know you're probably still watching. You should probably have done what I suggested that you do two weeks ago. Kurt Cobain and and remember that sometimes they they do come faster.
Speaker: and and and get a better life and that was her that was her biggest that was her biggest argument when her and I were fighting was, you guys get your kids out of here. Yeah. Well, and right. Yeah, they're like part of the show. Now, sometimes they get a little loud and unnecessarily and forget that I am hosting a podcast. You know, we don't forget.
Speaker: You know, I'll send you a link. No way. Just make me one with your three. Yeah, exactly. You know, I did find on Thingiverse, there's a, it looks like a 45.
Speaker: And it actually prints, the only thing you need to add is a spring. And it actually has printable bullets too. Yep. No, but I mean, that's, that's, that's one of the things, Stan. And like I said, I know you're still in that, that feeling out process. This is real life, man here. This is, this is 100 % real life. This is what I said to this. Is he 18 yet?
Speaker: No. No. Okay. He's not my boyfriend yet. One of Austin's. Dan likes him though. He's over 10. One of Austin's band nerd friends is obsessed with me. Yeah. He's a good kid though. I think. I don't know. He's not bad. Once again, until he starts quoting the show in the halls.
Speaker: I mean, Dylan Austin's future husband. Dylan is not my future husband. I'm sorry. It's never gonna happen. I hear wedding bells. I have 110 acres with his name on it. Dylan Austin sitting in the tree. K -I -S -S -I -N -G.
Speaker: Our last name though because his last name is lame as fuck That's his last name lame as fuck Yeah, Dylan lame as fuck. I got it. Yeah Click is so much cooler That's my name One of the only men who has no problem finding me
Speaker: It's it's hitting my last name. Your names are cool letters from me and Leek. Two two syllables. G. Lick. He's going to change your last name. I told you I'm the last in the line. Oh, oh. Oh, hell yeah. I see a hyphen in your whole banner. What? Do you need light? Do your voice have your last name? No.
Speaker: you can't carry on your last thing yeah it doesn't work that way it doesn't work like that you cannot carry on your bullseye that's right yeah it doesn't work like that sucks to be you doubly because you have to become a glick i i hear a rocky montage coming on i'm good but i can be better
Speaker: We can rebuild it. We can rebuild it. We can rebuild it. We have the technology. Yeah. Sorry baby. That's a dead end
Speaker: I love you, but it is what it is. I love that fat ass too. He hates the one. I hate to watch you leave. I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you walk away. I said that to my wife the other day. She started laughing her ass off.
Speaker: No, I, you know, that was, that was my problem. I was, uh, I was the last of a bullet. I was the last of a bloodline and, uh, it took me three tries, but I finally got my boy. There's a reason for that. I mean, Stan, you're not wrong. Just saying like,
Speaker: You know, finally, finally, after many generations of Glicks, um, took a long time, but they finally created perfection. Oh my God. When I was made. You do know what perfection means, right?
Speaker: He's confusing perfection with mistake. Calm down, Jeff. You brought the I am. Calm down, Jeff. Just because your parents had 16 and the 17th was the world's biggest mistake. Don't try to loop me into your shit. You can't turn imperfection into I'm perfection. That's not how this works. That's exactly how it works.
Speaker: It all depends on how you translate the English language. I'm sorry. You actually hit it. You actually hit the nail right on the head, Stan. You see imperfection, but I see imperfection. Too bad your daddy had to hit something on the head. I'm just saying. I mean, they broke them all when they made me.
Speaker: for good reason. Yeah. Whether they were wrong or they were right, the mold was still broken. They just needed a bigger mold. I'm just jealous because they only had half a mold for you. As I always say, great things on the mold package.
Speaker: What chef I said as I always say the greatest thing is coming the smallest packages Yeah, well your wife disagrees that's why she spent nine months of 12 in France Sure for the French bag hits if you know what I mean Perfect perfection Again, she prefers her meet the European variety
Speaker: No Do you prefer your meat of a European variety
Speaker: She likes the Sasquatch variety. I knew you. Yeah. Yeah, she does. Yeah, she does. Oh, she's retarded. Glickalicious. Glickalicious. Stan knows what's up. I may or may not have spent the night together. I love my Glicktard. Glicktard.
Speaker: I like to play baseball, and I like to watch the big run. I thought ice cream. He has special disease, though. The other day, Dickey learned that I can park in handicapped spots. It's ridiculous. Say it right.
Speaker: I parked that handicap spot and she said turn that handicap. I said, oh yeah, watch. I twisted my leg around and I pulled my arms out. I was like. I identify the T -Rex. Hold on, Joe. Joe, I don't know if you guys can see this. I literally got out of the car and I went.
Speaker: That was the only thing I asked for when my grandmother died was her fricking handicap tag for the wing mirror. That was the only thing she left you in her will. That's all I asked for. Did you guys see the woman in Britain?
Speaker: She, uh, she's a shame. Well, you had us there at Britain because we all know that Britain is your handicapped. Well, she, she went up to a guy who's sitting in his car and she's, and she's basically complaining cause the car was running and he's polluting the area. He was sitting in a Tesla. Oh geez Louise. Wait a minute. What the hell are you talking about Randall? Yeah. In fact, don't show up to the podcast. Shake my head. Dang shame. Okay.
Speaker: I will be there Friday night. Yeah. At least in the comments. random rick and I are beefing. No. We got heat. You had heat the other night. Not with random rick. I had heat the other night with Jeff and Tony because they pissed me off. No, but I thought you were beefed out with random rick. Oh yeah, random rick and I are totally beefing. Yeah. He's trying to sing a white glittery. Yeah. Actually, his new name is Glindam.
Speaker: Click reviews. He was copying me in the shot when we were playing Family Feud. This is the second time in my life, some dude has single white Glick. First, peace out. I'm sorry. Hold on. Let me say that right. Peace out.
Speaker: I identify as a leprechaun. You cannot call me a hobbit.
Speaker: No, Jeff is I identify as anybody I want We all know your true identity el chupacabra aka the gum sucker Two goods one click. Oh, you didn't hear these two assholes in here earlier. Hey, you know what you leave my extracurricular activities alone Stan. Thank you very much You hear these two assholes in here earlier
Speaker: talking about the plans they have for our wedding. I can't divulge the details of us getting married until I officially put a ring on her finger
Speaker: The ring has been purchased. The ring has been ordered. I'm just waiting for it to be delivered. They all say I'm actually hoping that it gets here before Saturday because her six month anniversary gift is also in that delivery. Yeah. My face on it. It couldn't deliver it because it was flooded and it's got led lights. That's not what it is.
Speaker: I'm just saying, I found this on Amazon. What'd you find on Amazon? Everything. Yeah, everything. Listen.
Speaker: It would look good above my head. So, um, Stan is going to go full on. What is that movie? What is that movie from? Say anything. Say anything. Say anything. John Cusack. John Cusack. When John Cusack holds the boom box above his head from Molly Ringwald? Yes. It's not Molly Ringwald.
Speaker: No, it's not Molly Ringwald. No, I don't know the girl's name, but it's not Molly Ringwald. She's totally very mildly famous. So Sam's going to stay at the end of the aisle and play endless love at the wedding. And win you back. Confess his true love for me and that you and I shouldn't be together.
Speaker: Jeff is going to hold a boombox above his head in the seats as you come down for the bride song. And he's going to drown it out with Darth Vader's Star Wars Imperial March. He also said that he's going to make Stan get on all fours and use his back as a step stool to jam a Darth Vader's helmet onto your head.
Speaker: I'm also going to wear a white t -shirt with red print that says I object. Nikki, I found your wedding dress. Look. The location for all this has to be a **** secret and they don't get to know. I found Nikki's wedding dress. Oh my god. Put that in the put that in the group. She's going to
Speaker: because I'll find you. I mean, Stan has no shame in his missing 2 .2. He's the only one. He's the big one. Stan said, look, does she have this? And he has no front teeth. You want to see it? Come here. Stan. Stan, I got an idea. I got it.
Speaker: I don't know. Oh lord. He's not on that level with you to agree with your dumb **** Nobody is on that **** Unfortunately, I am. I'm ready. That's not happening. Stan and I show up at Storm Truck and Troopers. Yeah. I'm going to come right out from under
Speaker: Calm down, creepy smurf. Wait, I found a, I found a, um, uh, I found a flower, flower girl fence. We already discussed. We're not having a flower girl. We're having a beer guy. I understood. I get it. I already put it. We're having a beer guy.
Speaker: I've I've seen those videos that as well Yeah, but you know those videos those guys come out with a belt. I want to fall on And Jeff you you said you were in the military But I want to fall on tactical vest tactical gear old beer cans And if you know you know
Speaker: Hold on one second. Actually, you know who I want? I want homeboy from mayor of Kingstown to be our beer guy. That dude is my shit. I got something for your beer guy. All right. Hold on one second. It just needs to load. I want ghost. This is actually kind of cool. You know what cool means, right?
Speaker: No, man. No, man. I want, I want, I want Rambo with, with, with, with the, with the straps across the stress. I know it's all, I found it. Full tactical gear. Uh, the full tactical gear has to be best, basically custom made, but check this out. Oh, you got me. Add a vest to it. That's part of the outfit.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. But dude, dude. What? Okay. That was Austin's friend Wyatt sending a message to me.
Speaker: I mean, this one's kind of cool too. There's something seriously wrong with you and stop talking to me like that until you turn 18. Do you really, really notice his name on Snapchat? I can't even say that shit without getting canceled. It wasn't, it wasn't me who put it there. Was it my name? Was it me who put it there? This, this, this cat's name is the name of a Chinese food restaurant that starts in G first. The first word G second letter N. You have to put his name inside?
Speaker: Just so you guys know, do that math. Do you know his name like that? No, Connor. Oh. Does he know his name is that? I'm pretty sure. He doesn't know. I wouldn't be surprised. So nobody makes an actual tactical vest that is a beer holder. What color do you want the tactical vest? I don't know. Blue and yellow.
Speaker: Blue and yellow. Oh, well, I blue and yellow.
Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The man said blue and yellow was going to be our wedding colors but the lady and you know how women are with their
Speaker: Oh, Jesus Christ. Blue and yellow. Am I right, guys? Blue or yellow? It's blue and yellow. No, sunflower yellow. Get it right. So, Stan, you're not winning points here. You're friends with me. GBA, Stan. Yeah, I'm trying to be your friend right now. It's not working. Stan, will you come from Florida to PA? Yeah.
Speaker: I will I will make that vest for you. But you have to go through PA to get to New York at the wedding. You must wear this. What do you have to go to New York for? Where I'm from. Nice. Yes. Put that in a group chat. Put that in our group chat. I want one. I just want one just to have it. Right. There is a fucking holster like a Wild Wild West holster that holds your beard.
Speaker: can I have one of those? See, see, you give me **** for asking when I can buy stuff and now you just did it. You know how awesome that'll look with my crutes, my crutes, right? Right. I'm just saying and my lift kit on my crutes. That's awesome. It's it's literally like a side holster like a wild west side holster that holds your beard and it's made out of leather.
Speaker: I've been wearing that bitch over. It just on a regular day. Right? That's what I'm saying. I'm going to be out in the neighborhood challenging people to duels. Like I'm fucking Wyatt Earp. I have to quit control. That is so cool. It's a tactical vest for your beer. Oh, I've seen those. It's a koozie. It's a tactical vest koozie.
Speaker: Yeah. Basically, if you took in a lot of, uh, Nikki said her oldest son has one of those. And I was just going to say, there's a lot of, a lot of military guys who have those. Oh yeah. I mean, you know, if you could get this, which, hold on, give me one second. This would be perfect. If you can get it in the right colors.
Speaker: that you guys want. You have to, you have to share these in our chat so Nikki can see them. So, if you get something like that, that would hold plenty of beer. Yeah. Cuz it's all velcro. And then Nikki could wear one too and she could put her tequila in it. There you go. Yeah. Look at that matching tactical alcoholic vest. No, you both are wearing holsters. I'm sorry. I think he's gonna have a holster with tequila in it.
Speaker: You know, here's the funny thing. They're at the, at the club we go to here at Coco Bongo. They, they have girls that go around and they, they, they sell shots. Well, we have those here, we have those here. And they literally carry their bottle in a holster. What was that Stan? Fun as phone. Take your background off Stan. I understand it's you. That works.
Speaker: I, I typed in practical beer vests. What? What it said. And we came up with all kinds of shit. And we should get used to it. You hear me, Jeff?
Speaker: I'm not going to a party with a bunch of Look, I'm I'm almost 22 years old. I'm not going to a party with a bunch of high school kids. Look, Chris, I created the high school party first and foremost.
Speaker: All you goofy ass center bird, all y 'all goofy ass motherfuckers didn't know what a high school party was until this guy came around. I ain't coming to party out with a bunch of high school kids. I'm going to be 22 in October. You think I got time? 22. I don't have time for you kids. And trust me, he's no fun when he gets super grown.
Speaker: depending upon who pisses in my room. If I'm in a good mood and happy, I'm cool when I'm drunk. When I get aggravated, I'm in. What? What? Last time we were in VA was the last time I got super drunk.
Speaker: Oh, so well, certainly I was, I got, I, I wasn't drunk. I was drunk, but I wasn't super drunk. I didn't get, but when last time we were a PA, I was perfectly fine. We didn't get drunk last time. Yes, we were. Oh, that's right. And that wasn't my fault when I got pissed off. But you did that. I was perfectly fine.
Speaker: We go to have our moments. I know I can be an asshole when I'm drunk. Trust me. I know. And don't we all. Shit. You've been fighting your whole life. I know I can be an absolute fucking monster when I'm drunk. Stand on day. You spent a week with me when I was drunk. You were dead.
Speaker: You're fine. You're fine. Chris. Um when you guys do the wedding, uh you're you're you're beer bearer has to carry one of these two. What? It's too small. No, that's for shots. He's going to have a choice. He's got a
Speaker: Oh, it took you a little bit. See, look, Jeff is looking out for you. I didn't know we were having a beer. Well, yeah, we're not. Am I coming or not? I mean, can we make up your mind? I don't know. Same question your wife asked, unless she's in France. I'm trying to find her. Stan spent a whole ass week with me in Tampa. And he said you were a dick. No, he did not. He just said that just to be funny.
Speaker: He was fine. He was fun. Was I a dick at any moment when I was down there to see you guys? No, but you also aren't people in Angeles. I also what? We're also not your girlfriend or wife or whatever, so that changes everything. Yeah, well, I mean, Jeff,
Speaker: And 25 years that we've known each other, not that we've gotten drunk together a whole lot. I mean, yeah, well, Jeff had to get me drunk to sleep with him. Look at him. You snore a lot. I do snore a lot. That's called chloroform. What? $700 for two Morgan Wallace tickets. I like Morgan Wallace, but he ain't that fucking popular. $700. He ain't fucking Rolling Stones.
Speaker: Hey, Bon Jovi. How are you comparing $700 to Rolling Stones? She said for two tickets to go see Morgan Wallen, a cat who a year ago literally was on camera, busted for saying the n -word. Okay. For two tickets to one of his concerts, it's $700. Chris, you're going to have to send me that belt that you have so I can modify it like this.
Speaker: What's it gonna cost to send that belt? We're not modifying the belt that I have. We'll just get a new belt. We'll just get a new belt. We'll just get a new belt. You get 3D print that belt, Jeff. It's just a buckle. I can go buy a belt. That's just a buckle. You prefer can, right? Well, no, I prefer 16 ounce pounders.
Speaker: Well, and they only come in, they either come in aluminum cans or aluminum bottles. Right. Because, because, because here's the thing. Here's the thing, dude, like my Miller lights that I buy, I can buy a 12 pack of Miller lights, 16 ounce cans for $13. If I make that right, I can make it fit a tequila bottle.
Speaker: but I, yeah, I buy, I buy, 15 packs. Oh yeah. We, we, we have 15. What do we, what do we have? We have, uh, six. What are we talking? We have four 15 Miller, like 15, 15.
Speaker: I think we have six, eight, 15, and there's only a couple of places who carry the 12 packs, but a 12 pack of Miller, like 16 ounce cans is $13. A 12 pack of 12 ounce cans or bottles is almost $14.
Speaker: So, you do the math but downward downward Nikki's from and it's the only place I've seen it. There's a a beer distributor or whatever. What is it? They have a case of sixteen ounce Miller Lights for twenty twenty -two dollars. Can I be the beer guy because every time we go to no, I'm adding this to my
Speaker: It's your brother. It's the spenders. Invite or not, motherfucker. I'm showing up. You **** out of luck. It looks like you're about to get shot in the face. I like it though. Now that it's the first time you've been shot in the face by something warm and wet but. You loved it. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm gonna fight that kid. I'm gonna fight that kid just so you know. Go ahead. I'm gonna fight him and I'm gonna fight Jay. Chris said he's gonna fight you. They made one for my office. I'm gonna have to wear a tie. I don't wear ties. I do. That's the problem. That's what I'm saying. If I drank like you did, I'd have to have a tie like that.
Speaker: I don't drink as much as people think I drink. I beg to differ. I mean, I get drunk on Wednesdays and Saturdays, if you want to call it drunk. I didn't ask for anything from the peanut gallery. I found Nikki's accessory for the wedding. Hold on, check it out.
Speaker: Maybe I'll be too drunk to condition my beer like I was, uh, my beard, like I was planning on. I can roll you guys. Oh, baby. You put that in the group chat, Jeff. Jeff just showed a tool belt, like construction tool belt. And it's got two bottles and then shot glasses. I'm shocked.
Speaker: I'm going to do a five shop glasses and two bottles. There you go. That's that's Nicky all day every day. Okay. So, your beer guy can have you're still on that. Yeah, you can't. You can't. You can't see the beer garter belt in the head. Here you go. I don't think a beer caps on them. They got
Speaker: Yeah, but these are like, these are like little baby beer shots in them. You put tequila in them. No, you, you have that added to the, the tactical vest so you can throw beer or tequila. That way you're both representatives. See, I'm so glad we're not doing a wedding and we're just eloping. Oh yeah. I'm not allowed to talk about that yet.
Speaker: Yeah. What are you going to do? I got to wait before I start. Revealing. Secrets, if you will. Stan, I got like another month before I can really start letting people know. I will pay you, Stan, to show up like this. He's wearing a Care Bear outfit.
Speaker: Why don't you show up like that, Jeff? You're the guy who's lived in Mexico for 22 years. You said I wasn't invited. You're not wrong. I'm going to sidebar this conversation for at least another month and then we can rehash this conversation. What's today's date?
Speaker: today is the seventh. Yeah. You know, sidebar this for a month. Alright. And then we can rehash it in a month. Our invitations are going to have it going or not going. It's going to be not going on it. Mine's going to come like that. What? My invitation is going to come like that. Not going. Mickey said, why am I wasting the postage? She'll send it in the email. Nope.
Speaker: Well, like I said, we'll sidebar the wedding conversation. I'm going to send you guys for your wedding. I'm going to send you a bouncy house shaped like the Millennium Falcon. Except as a chupacabra. Like I said, we'll sidebar the wedding conversation for at least a month. She's got to say yes first. I'm trying to bounce her out. I mean, at this point, Jeff,
Speaker: It's either a yes or make room for me in Cancun. Yep. Once again, plenty of space. Notice she's silent now. So I'm rolling my eyes and shaking my head. And you can say yes or ready to the backyard, drag you to campus, murder you on campus, murder you.
Speaker: You heard it here first, folks. Guilty. I would just like to uh state for the uh I would like to uh state to the jury that uh you know in a you know in a month or two if I happen to relocate to Cancun, Mexico
Speaker: It has nothing to do with, uh, yeah. And accidental death or, you know, every day. Um, I just be, maybe I went and had her card checked. I can't tell you why the breaks went out. I mean, the cops have already been here once for a wellness check. I'm just saying while I had a fucking gun on my hip,
Speaker: I'm like, bro, she's at work. She's on her way home. I'm just saying, I had nothing to do with that. You know, sometimes, you know, some people like to change the scenery. You know, I love the beach. I like the ocean. I prefer fresh seafood.
Speaker: My actions have nothing to do with her end story. You better fucking say yes or I'm gonna feel like a giant asshole.
Speaker: Oh, please say no, just so I can watch his reaction. Please, please propose live so we can all see it. Agreed. Agreed. I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like Ken or Ryu in Street Fighter. And if you're not a gamer, you're not going to understand. She's going to say no. And I'm going to be like, are you kidding?
Speaker: emotional, damn it. Jeff, at least at least say yes and show off your ring and then start banging one of your customers. Yeah, right. You can't leave them at the altar if you don't say yes.
Speaker: Yeah, you say yes. Go for the full win. I know.
Speaker: So stop talking about shit. I'm not Jeff is Jeff. Stop talking about shit shows over. I have no idea what you're talking about. Young lady. I, I was literally trying to move on to her young lady. I'm 22. She's 42. Oh yeah. So I'm sorry. Old lady. Uh, I was, I was trying to move on. He holds you an old lady. Look at him trying to look at him deflecting.
Speaker: I was trying to move on. I've got to be a sexy ass cougar that I did. What? Six months older to your top. Trust me, Stan. There is no trainee gram. Trust me. I have. I have. Chris is the trainee gram. Oh, wait. I'm a trainee. Oh, yeah. I'm trans. I'm trans dinosaur. See? I have fully inspected the undercarriage, Stan. I want one with a gram, Stan.
Speaker: So, you want the **** Pony Express? I mean, who the **** Who the **** Who the **** This 21 year old cat could have bagged himself a fine **** Sixty Cougar like her. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Yeah. And I'm just saying she needs glasses. I'm just saying. Her money back from her
Speaker: I'm just saying I'm a twenty -one year old cat. I think she's missing like three or five senses is what the problem is. I'm not telling you. Is that what it was? What? Julie, we go, oh, he's retarded. No, I was saying she's retarded because she's staying with you. I know this is what the S was for. I mean, sometimes, Jeff, I know you're not used to this.
Speaker: And I know you may have never heard this. You should reach out to Jean -Luc Pierre. But sometimes she sounds retarded. Shut up! You're like, just saying. You're right. Shut up. Shut up. You're so stupid.
Speaker: You know what? I hate you. I mean, Jeff's never made his wife sound like that. That's why she goes to France. Oh, please. Jean -Luc Pierre and his French baguette. Random Rick, I will fight you. Well, Tony, you would know how the family feud went if you were here. We were here. I still don't know how it was.
Speaker: I still don't know how it goes, but I know that I'm the winner and I'm still the champ. Yeah. And, and I mean, at this, at this point, officially, officially. You are the leader of the recharge. Big deal. 28 wins. I have surpassed the New York Yankees as the greatest champion in the world.
Speaker: And the one in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is King. He called me King Glick all day long. In the land of the morons, you are King. Okay. And you know what, Tony D, my greatest competitor, the greatest challenger I ever faced was the newest member of this show.
Speaker: Well, he came close a couple of times to beat him. Stand down there. On the trivia ones, you guys tied it up like this. Don't be bastards. They never come close. I need to start drinking. Now I know how Terry Crews felt in theocracy.
Speaker: turn it in. How was your night out? Oh my god. Here he is. Yeah. I really hope he comes in here drunk as fuck. No, I'm not drunk. I left early because I want to go out tonight. Did you even drink anything?
Speaker: He's trying to save this **** I really am. I did. most of the
Speaker: That's what I had. That's that's always what I came to do my dance. I just came to do my dance. This is the best part of the night. The moment we've all been waiting for. Content.
Speaker: That's what all abusers say I really touched him I
Speaker: That's what Stan said to his wife. That wasn't me. That wasn't abuse. That was a whole other thing. She she fucked around and she found out. I wish I would fuck around to find out. I got my back up in here now. What's up now? Huh?
Speaker: Yeah. See Tony. It can't be done bro. You can't save this **** Alright. Well, you gotta take a shower in the morning before you go outside.
Speaker: Why would he take a shower? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You know, the whole segment of this show is domestic disputes. I'm just saying. Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here? Who over here
Speaker: Sorry. Acreage. I got 10 year olds in Anchorage. Anchorage. Stan said I'm studying to be a Catholic priest. I got lots of 10 year olds. That ain't funny. I paid 30 bucks to do that. Did you have a good night, man? Sorry. Just got off a little bit. Sorry. You can put your fucking phone down. That's evidence. You sound jealous.
Speaker: You hear that a lot, don't you? If you always got to criticize something that I'm doing, you sound jealous. Yeah. Tell me, how many times have you told Jeff and I to get the fuck out of the house and do something? Yeah, I still don't listen, but you know. He meant like tonight. And I told you Monday night, get out of the house. Put your phone away. Don't worry about what's going on on the air webs and have fun.
Speaker: did you have fun? It was okay. Just got off for a second. It wasn't okay. Ain't jumping out the skin. Nothing. You know, we did this. I think which is cool. Did you get crunk? It wasn't a lot of crunk. I'm just saying no witnesses. No, I didn't do nothing for him. Oh, hey, Tony. Can I ask you a question? You got a dinner or just like a bar? I went to like a
Speaker: Oh, I ain't mad at that. I ain't mad at that. Huh? I ain't mad at that. I ain't mad at that. You're like being really vague. Yeah, because it wasn't nothing like Bragg about. It was just something to do. Like, you didn't do anything. Like, you didn't go to a bar or anything like that. You just kind of got to get it. Like a little, like a diet wall. They got a little bit of liquor. So just do something to get out. And sometimes somewhere with a couple drinks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. I ain't mad at that. That's cool, man. Sounds like you are, man. Good for you, son.
Speaker: Good for you. Was there machi cheese? Yeah, there was. This one is you're looking for him because I don't. I'm not looking for him. The only Mexican I tolerate is Jeff. Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. We're diverse. Mexican, black guy, and a floor idiot. And not well versed, but we're diverse. And a Sasquatch.
Speaker: You're not a Sasquatch. That was Sasquatch. Tony, I can't get on airtime anymore. Sorry.
Speaker: Probably. No, you're not the only one who wasn't able to get on. I think somebody else said he couldn't get on. It was really like two days now because I was trying to post podcast stuff on the podcast page that I created. And it opens and then it closes. And then it opens and it closes. I actually read something in the news. It recognized you. Twitter was down. The servers went down for like 12 hours. No, it's not Twitter. It's on airtime.
Speaker: because I was trying to post a podcast. Excuse me. Somebody else has had issues getting up there. It's been glitching for a couple of months now. I can tell you that honestly. Let me call Elon. It's not fucking Twitter, Jeff. Shut up. It's air time. Who is doing something else? Heckle.
Speaker: if you're logged on the heckle through Twitter, that's not working anymore. I don't know what the hell is going on with Twitter. And I've been talking about this for a minute. Twitter has been shutting down other people using it as a login and connecting to them. Like with StreamYard, you can't see the comments and all that shit. I don't know what the hell is going on with Twitter. I think they really are
Speaker: going into their own, separate themselves from the metaverse. Because the metaverse is a thing where you can log in to everything through them. After Twitter show them that. There's a lot of connections to them. Or at least you have some sort of connection, but it won't be a fault. I don't know what the hell Twitter do with Twitter. You think they might be setting up for a paid pay for it type of thing. Pay to have the freaking comments. Pay to have that. No.
Speaker: because people are up there primarily when they started. It was mainly for fans to watch celebrities. They're trying to take it to a whole nother family. This is just my opinion. They're really trying to do something into their own and not get anybody else. I could actually kind of give them that.
Speaker: But we're trying to use it as a login to places instead of giving their real information. Right, right. Because if you give a lot of your real information, when you log into everything, all that's just connected. So I think we're going to shut down a lot of those connectivity issues. But I may be wrong.
Speaker: Yeah, but if you're right, I look at the shit that deep the same way I look at politics. And I told as I told a bunch of folks last night, all this shit about politics. Y 'all ain't talking about nothing. The real issue behind politics is they don't want to talk about the population agenda. They don't want to talk about aliens. Yeah, watch watch the videos about the World Economic Forum. That was a fucking scary dude. Cop City. That's it. That's it. You will not take out the international Baker families. You're not.
Speaker: And that's pretty much it. Just stop. SCP is going after Coinbase. I saw that yesterday. You can't stop the international bigger family in that. You should not masturbate with your family. You're stupid. Chris Christie is running for president. Mike Pence is running for president. Maybe because most people don't want Trump to... Where did Tony go? Did you do that? I thought you did it. No, I didn't do that. The fans deleted him.
Speaker: I didn't do that. Where's Tony? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold
Speaker: I'll save it for mine, no problem. I'll save it for mine, no problem. I'll save it for mine. I'll save it for mine. I'll be broadcasting all night, ladies and gentlemen. I've been broadcasting all night, ladies and gentlemen. I've been broadcasting all night. I'll carry one. Tony, Tony, that was weird in his spot because I didn't do that. I thought Jeff did it. But I really enjoyed it.
Speaker: And if I, I might've done it by accident, but I was on my phone. Like I was on my phone, pulled up the X -Files thing. Oh, it dropped me down like a motherfucker. That was weird as fuck, dude. I do my own shit whenever. If you're logged on to my Twitch, you'll see it. You really probably won't see it on YouTube too much. Twitch, I can get away with a lot on Twitch and Twitter. I can say what I want, really. That's one thing I do like about Twitter. I don't see them
Speaker: as I take that back. I just scrolled through a bunch of old posts. A couple of my posts got removed. Especially one that I had last year about something got removed. I just noticed it, because I was scrolling through a bunch of shit. They really are taking shit down off of everywhere. Any old posts or any old, anything you have saved off of YouTube, if they take it off YouTube, it's going to come out of your saved list as well.
Speaker: That's why a lot of people like show me, they show me, they don't have no fucking way to take them now. You got, if you want, if you want to save something from the internet, you have to download it and put it on an SD drive and keep it off the internet. And I'm not saying I just read shit and I remember the type. And honestly, that's why a lot of times when I would do news broadcast, I was on apps. I would show you the news article. Yeah. Cause the shit fucking existed.
Speaker: I'm not going to load my computer over the whole bunch of links. I'm going to just show your ass when I broadcast that way. CEO of BlackRock was was doing a CEO of BlackRock. BlackRock owns every fucking thing. The business is worth like two trillion dollars. Right. And they own a little bit of everything on the planet. And they the CEO is talking about that we need to push the
Speaker: certain ideologies that people don't want. That sounds like a left. Well, they've been pushing it. They just get walked afterwards. And I'm not even saying enough to get whacked. I'm just telling you what I'm reading. I'm not even getting this shit up. And anybody who ever fucking block me, drop me whatever, you can be scared all you want because you talk about the shit you watch. I talk about the shit that I watch. So y 'all talking about fucking feelings. I'm like, this is what they showing. There's a difference. Yeah. Right.
Speaker: But yeah, everybody, all of y 'all should be on my Twitch. When I broadcast, I put it on Twitch and I try to put it on... I'm never on Twitch. Twitch is fine, I can go there. Yeah. I'm never on Twitch. I made my Twitch run on purpose. And honestly, I try to put everything on Twitter because when I play music, Twitter doesn't give me an issue of music and I thank them for that.
Speaker: That's why we couldn't do YouTube Because we were getting cut off because of the bands we had on We play their music during the breaks and shit and they would shut our shit down Now the band is in the studio for playing their music Mm -hmm, but their shit would shut it down. Oh, I know there's no way for them to stop it He's got his own Vivo channel and he played this video one time and it shut him off He said this is my own damn music
Speaker: You can't you can't like give exceptions or anything like he can't go in there and go this is allowed to play this. You can't do that. Well, they're protecting the artist and I can respect that. Well, that's what I'm saying like it shuts down a certain avenues when you're doing a certain type of show. Yes, it does. That's how Facebook was with us for Blacktop Mojo and and and and and Matt and Kat, you know, Matt's the lead singer of Blacktop Mojo.
Speaker: And these guys gave us permission from our first show from the get go. Yes. And, and, and, and told us we play our, yeah, you guys can play our fucking music. Hell yeah. That's awesome. Um, and every time we put it on Facebook, Facebook was, was muting our video and I'd have to go in there every fucking episode and dispute it.
Speaker: it was like you can't like like the band has literally said that we can play their music yeah it doesn't matter you still gotta do that shit it don't matter it don't and it's not it's not a person you don't have control of that shit right it's not a person that's shutting it down it's the algorithm well that's why i stopped that's why i stopped actually putting out like is the bands have no control like the bands can't even go to the to the avenues and go
Speaker: these are allowed to play here. I mean, they don't have any control over their own **** music. They don't have control. Well, that's that's why I stopped posting the show on Facebook and just started paste or posting the the YouTube link. The coronavirus daily briefing was what it was. It was on MSN. They took this **** down. Yeah. There's something about this like COVID
Speaker: Yeah, I'm watching all this. I throw it on LinkedIn. I'm on LinkedIn showing shit. LinkedIn hasn't given me any issues, my music.
Speaker: They exist fine. They're just not down with their trivia shit and I respect them for it. Yeah. 90 % of the people on LinkedIn are business related.
Speaker: So there's no real conspiracy theory or people talking shit. It's actually a, yeah, well, you are. I threw everything COVID on that motherfucker a couple of years ago. Everything COVID. Every article that came up, LinkedIn. The business world needs to know, LinkedIn. For the first time in your life, you're in the 1%. But another place that doesn't do a whole lot of censoring is Reddit.
Speaker: Reddit, I'm not dealing with, I barely wanted to get on TikTok. I only got on TikTok because of this motherfucker up here. Him and Baffos were the only two reasons I got on TikTok. Seriously. Yeah, what did I have to do with you getting on TikTok? Expanding to the show. But you're really not posting anything about the show. I have. I don't have anything to cut this off. Hold on a second. Hold on a second.
Speaker: Hold on a second. Hold on a second. All right, you guys talk amongst yourself. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta check this out. Can we do that from the beginning of this show next time? I gotta check this out. I gotta check this out. Coming up on four hours. All right, I gotta check this out. Yeah, I know. I gotta get up in the window to stay long.
Speaker: I gotta, I gotta, I gotta see this shit. I gotta, I gotta see this shit. He's always talking to himself when you're talking over us. There's a starting with five. That doesn't really count.
Speaker: started five was back in February. So the next move late night parents you ain't giving nobody love man. I'm not I'll be down where the hell is that?
Speaker: That was crazy. I just said that. I mean, it's football. I'm not. I'm not even touching my. I'm looking. I'm looking. I'm looking. I'm looking. I'm looking. Oh, you didn't shut up this goofy, this goofy ass border jumping good for nothing. Should have been deported a long ass fucking time ago. Who? Brian. Oh, you know, not Brian. The other one.
Speaker: check it out. I posted it. You know, you got me earlier for looking at my phone for the show and you're doing this to try to call me out. He won't. That's what he's calling you out, dude. I'm not calling you out. You said it. I mean, we see that. We got the starting fives or the top fives. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it.
Speaker: Well, what the hell is it? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Speaker: why is he just swiping late night parenting after fucking scuba steve goofy ass and not doing nothing you get to the fucking point instead of talking shit i'm getting to the point i'm i'm trying to find the nonsensical nonsense oh there it is there it is there it is ladies and gentlemen what's the date almost a year ago 6 29 2022 there it is
Speaker: Mm -hmm. That's the only one. Yeah. That was the first mention. That was the first mention. Now, that's when I first got on TikTok, which means I put this out there when I first got on TikTok. I'm helping your calls, though. I'm helping my calls, fine, because you've got 400 people in your room who don't share as much as I do. I got 400 people. Now what, bitch? Now what, bitch? Nobody in my room. I can't even get on fucking airtime right now. I'm talking about Facebook.
Speaker: We were talking about TikTok though. I did. Now, I put the first pic with the song on it. I put a couple of the clips that we got on my shit. I put the top five up there. I've thrown a couple of the advertisers and reposted the song. You put the top fives on there, but the top fives don't matter because... You put away your music and TikTok as hashtags. Well, also, if you're up there and I got 11 ,000 followers, I just throw it out there for everybody.
Speaker: Right. 11 ,000 followers. But to get to that, you got, you got to hashtag properly to get people to grow that. Tony has 11 ,000 followers. And this is not meant to be shitty or anything else, but bots. I have over 11 ,000 followers that are organic. Um, you sure?
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, no, I am 100 % sure. I would say that most 25 % of them are fake. I just follow the better people that follow me. Now, now, now, now, Tony and your defense. It's been about three months since the last time on my personal page.
Speaker: that I've posted about the podcast. About three months. Hold on. Jeff, Jeff's just recently started. Jeff's been showing stuff for months. I'm not gonna lie about that. He'll do something here in the first few years.
Speaker: Yeah, I have no followers. That's what I know. Right? Which is why I as soon as Jeff has access and Tony, I gave you access to it too. You may have lost it. You may have forgot about that. I think I've lost access but Jeff has access to our social media like the nonsensical nonsense podcast social media. Jeff has access to
Speaker: and he just posted on it. He posts on his non -existent, non -existent. But I tag you so you can copy and paste. Yes, you do. I don't want to copy and paste. There you go. Now, when you get bored with it.
Speaker: I mean, you got time to tell us what we did wrong. I'm just saying. And if you scroll down my Twitter, you'll see most of the episodes are shared up there. Good lately. Actually, the one I did yesterday, I thought was pretty good. Stan, you hear this shit? Oh, brother.
Speaker: These shares are 45 times. We are all these followers, but I ain't doing enough. Right. He ain't got time for that shit. He ain't got time for that shit. I'm not even being a dick. I'm curious. We have the same amount of followers on Twitter. You only got like, I got under 500. I'm trying to hit that 500 mark. Oh, you only got 500? Yeah, they changed the standards. First you had to have 500. Just your weak ass toss out of there. What you talking about?
Speaker: shit. Where the **** is Tony? That **** is **** up off of Bud Light. I'm really sorry. 16 ounce can, bro. Light. I thought you had oil. Right. It's good half the can is
Speaker: Wow, Tony. I thought you had way more followers than that on Twitter. No, I do not. No, I don't. Man, this is... Wow. Does it take to send a letter to... I mean, now that... Not that the podcast page has anything. It says, Dear Kish... But you're shy of 1 ,600, but... I think you two have started the fires, because the fire didn't start just playing that clip. My question is, and I'm being serious, though, all these numbers you're talking about... Mm -hmm.
Speaker: How much of that has equated to listeners? Well, and that's what I said about Spotify. Almost 4 ,000 followers just on Spotify. They just want to see your fucking ass. Just on Spotify alone, it's almost 4 ,000 followers or people who listen. And there's a good solid
Speaker: And these numbers don't mean anything. They're stupid. They're not even. I understand. But what? They're not even impressive in any way, shape, and, or form. But we got a good solid almost 10 people loyal. As soon as I post an episode, it's getting listened to. Yeah, he's got loyalty. He does. He does. Tony and I talked about this Monday night. And I'm going to experiment something
Speaker: Maybe next week. Wait, wait, wait. You're still training next week. So here in a couple of weeks, I'm going to experiment with something. I'm going to try something. You know, we've got almost 15 ,000 views on YouTube. You know, but at the end of the day, and every day we're growing. I mean, on a regular basis, the numbers for views for our live broadcast on YouTube
Speaker: went from 10 to 15 regularly to 50 plus regularly last couple months. Okay, that's good. But Tony and I talked Monday night and I understand that I was a bit of an asshole last Saturday, but it is what it is. I'm not going to take back what I said. I'm not going to take back what I did.
Speaker: It was a come to Jesus type of moment. But Tony and I were talking Monday night after the show, a little behind the scenes, if you allow us to pull the curtain back, if you will. And Tony said, and he said it multiple times. He said it on the show. He said it in private conversations. He said it in his shows. I've heard it. I've seen it.
Speaker: When I do something solo, the numbers are there. I've seen that, yes. And then Tony feels like people leave when he comes in, and I don't want Tony to feel that way because... Well, I get it, you're loyal people. I get it. And that's all last fall. So for people who think I'm just making this up, this is what I will witness. A lot of times when I will sit back, I want to be here, I'll have it on. And I will watch the numbers. I've seen it on TikTok and I've seen it on YouTube. His numbers will be up.
Speaker: double digits, I will come and then we'll drop down to maybe two. But I was thinking at one point, okay, maybe I'm the problem and I can let them be. I came here to support them. I've had a year of fun. Don't get me running. I am the problem, not you. Y 'all have seen me and him have decent conversations for two hours, no problem. He's been right there with my fantasy football, like I've been here with his podcast. So we're good.
Speaker: And I met that because we will get there and we get a topic we could both relate on and we'll go. Me and Jeff, we went for two hours. We did, it was fun. So like I said - Let me ask you a question though, are you popping into the show at about the same time? No, I'm only here at the beginning. No, I mean, no, when you said the numbers went from here to two,
Speaker: that when you pop in, is it about the same? Huh? Because I was at work on Swing Shift, and I tried to come in on my brick for a little bit just to pop in for the show. And I saw his numbers drop. I really did. I saw it. And I'm like, OK, maybe I'm the problem. So I will leave. But I don't know why I'm a little bit different. I'm more worried about the question then.
Speaker: I'm more worried about I would have to show you and I understand where you're coming from but I would have to show you it. Oh no, no, no, no. I've seen it Tony. I mean, I believe what you're saying. I think I think there's gotta be another entity involved. You gotta look back to Ron. I told him November December last year when I saw him. Oh no, I know. I've seen it. I've seen it. I'm telling Stan. I'm telling Stan because he didn't he wasn't there. He didn't see it. No, I understood it. Yeah. But don't pop in for that same time at same at same time, actual time on the clock.
Speaker: You know what I mean? And see if the numbers drop anyway. Well, it was my brick when I was working. Yeah. A little bit. No, I'm saying. Yeah. I know exactly what you're saying. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What Tony is saying is 100 % true. I believe Tony. You know, he's popped in at various times and it doesn't matter if I'm on TikTok or I'm on Instagram or wherever I'm at. There's 15 people on TikTok. I'll tell Pop and they should drop down to two. I said, God.
Speaker: Yeah, and like I told Tony Monday night, and like I told Tony Monday night, I don't care if I'm doing a lot by myself and I got five million people in there. And then he pops up in there and him and I start having a good conversation. I'll take the good conversation and that real talk over viewers all day long.
Speaker: Because, as I've said, and as I've seen tonight, and Tony D, this is, I'm gonna put this on you, because you keep talking about, you know, you've said, you've watched my numbers drop when you've come in. I'm gonna say this.
Speaker: And I've said this multiple times, it's all about the real ones. We want the real ones to be here. We want the real ones that we know who we're going to share. We want the real ones that we know are going to conversate and be a part of what we do. Enjoy what we do. There's certain people tonight when you weren't here that were non -existent.
Speaker: So to put it back on you and say, there's certain people who are here for you, man. No, I've seen that as well. I've seen that as well. And that's why I've always told you. Nobody's here for Jeff. No, agreed. I was about to say the same thing. I've seen Jeff get asked for more than one. Stop that shit. But, you know, and that's what I said. You know, we're going to, we've been doing this for two years. Stan said last week, I think it was,
Speaker: that they did the input mic live show for seven years. And then the last couple of years is really when they gained traction. Really about the third year, we started to go from 50 viewers a week to over a hundred. And then in that year, it jumped to like 200. We'd have 15 to 20 people on the chat board regularly. And then we would have like honest numbers.
Speaker: You know what I mean? Because you gotta watch that shit. But Honest Numbers, we were having that night, not by the end of the week. By the end of that night, we were having 300 and change. About year five, we were up over 1 ,000. You know what I mean? But by the end of the week,
Speaker: Like I don't know about those numbers because people, they click back in and then all of a sudden those numbers count. So I always focus on that night by the end of that night, what those numbers were. And that kind of is what I cared about because by the end of the week, it could be one person that clicked back in that bitch for a fucking time. I mean, you know, one of my biggest supporters and also one of my biggest critics. And I really put it, put this person down as one of my advisor right there.
Speaker: She's been right there from jump and she's one of the more like, you might want to do this, do what you want to do, but you might want to check this. And I'll be like, I need this. She's been there with us, but I ain't changing my stance. I thank you.
Speaker: I ain't changing. Because you was one of the ones that was telling me, try something different too. And I ain't forget you. Well, and to kind of piggyback on what Stan said, when I first started listening to Uncle Mike Live. Now, Stan, this is supposed to be one of my original co -hosts. This is also one of the guys that wanted to come up here with me. But he's not know who the fuck we are. Brian, do you not know who the people on this podcast are?
Speaker: I've been waiting to broadcast Bo Joker because he is he is reserving a leeway time of vindication for a stance we had a couple of years ago and I can't see him waiting. Brian, I'm still waiting on your ass. I can't wait. You got 33 minutes. I came in, told him I'm live. And there may only be, when I first came in there,
Speaker: after meeting Kevin and then meeting Stan and Mike, I came in there and there might be only 10 solid chatters ended up until COVID.
Speaker: Our chat was stupid and they couldn't keep up with it. But we were still listening to the show and we were all in that chat conversation. We were having a whole last another show in the chat box. My chat box was its own show. Yeah, and there was people in there like myself, my guy Matt, Mattie B.
Speaker: Rio used to be in there before Rio got too big for everybody. Cam used to be in there before Cam got too big for everybody. You know, the guys from Murder the Crow and all these cats, we was all in there. And we were listening to the show and we were still taking part of the show, but we were also having our own thing going on in the chatter spot. You know what I mean? And just in the short time.
Speaker: this is just a person of my own personal view. I've always said if if we're not here to entertain those people then turn off the cameras we can **** Skype and grab a drink. Like if we're not here to entertain people, we're just going to if we're just here for a group chat, this group chat, you know what I mean? That's what we did on house. We had group chats but what we did when we were conversating, we was giving each other information.
Speaker: And that was what I miss. I'm very guilty of wanting a live audience and clicking on it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I said, I got you. That's what got me. We would have a live audience. We would cover some heavy. I mean, heavy fucking comes. I miss that shit.
Speaker: Yeah, no, Tony, Tony's right. I've told him, hey, man, don't worry about it. And it's nothing against the channels box because we love our channels box. And we love you guys being here. We love you guys hanging out with us and adding to the conversation and everything like that. But at the end of the day, we're going to do our show. We are going to do our show.
Speaker: we're gonna conversate and we're gonna talk amongst ourselves. And if you're here for the conversation, then we're gonna include you. We don't want you guys to not be a part of the conversation, especially if you're, but at the same time, we're not here to hang out. We're legitimately doing a show. I have stuff every show that I wanna talk about and I wanna conversate.
Speaker: Me and that motherfucker would go down rabbit holes and we didn't give a shit. I wanna hear shit about you because you and Jeff went down a whole ass four hour goddamn conversation about Game of Thrones. We got you to watch that clip. You didn't get me to watch that clip. You didn't get me to acknowledge the fact that I am King Baratheon. I just thought about it. King Baratheon. Ryan, you might be the other reason I don't have my YouTube channel anymore.
Speaker: But I wish you could see some of the conversation me and Brian used to have. I wish you could see him. That's funny. We used to cover some great shit. I believe you. We look like Jeff and Glick. That's exactly who we used to look like. We truly do. Wow, you've come a long way.
Speaker: And we're like a black and Mexican version of us. And these two were the country version of us. I mean, country and - Take your time. Jefferson Oompa Loompa. Jefferson, yeah, you're the Oompa Loompa Loompa. But no, I mean, like I said, you know,
Speaker: There comes a point in time. And this is where I become the bad guy. This is where I'm the asshole. This is why people who don't even know anything about this show and don't know anything about me have created this fairy tale imagination story of me. And why, when I put us on airtime,
Speaker: my username is the Baba Yaga, our username is the Baba Yaga because we've become their fucking boogeyman. Tony, you can shake your head all day long. I've been in multiple rooms. I've been in multiple rooms.
Speaker: multiple people say I'm going to let you because I already did. I said when I say I've seen people I have seen people I have never heard of. They said they want to watch us. Okay. I just sat back. Yeah. They don't want to watch it because they listen to idiots and that's why I said well, Baba Yaga. We're the **** boogeyman. They tell stories about us. Nobody knows who we are. Nobody's actually seen us.
Speaker: We are just a campfire story that people tell and other people are afraid of and other people don't want to watch or listen to. And that's why I simply said in multiple rooms when I was in them.
Speaker: Have you listened? Have you watched? Do you know who we are? And they said, no, no. And I said, fucking watch. Those are the new folks to us. The old folks have seen us.
Speaker: I can tell you that honestly, I'm noticing. I went into rooms on airtime of people on TikTok that I knew and supported and helped grow their account instead of growing my account and made them into some fucking form of anything who did not know
Speaker: that I was doing this show and did not like this fucking show. That's crazy. And talk shit about us. And if you put us in a lineup, they couldn't tell you who you were, who Jeff was, or who I was. Now those rooms I haven't been in. No, you haven't. That's what I said. And hence the reason why I made the name that I made. I've seen it. I haven't jumped around to too many other rooms. I just hung around us and our crowd.
Speaker: Because that's the main reason why I went over there for us. No, I did. I'm not as dumb as people think I am. I know I see and I hear more than anybody out there will ever think that I do. Sound like me now, probably. Yeah, but do you? Just because I don't react to it doesn't mean I don't know about it. Oh, I'll react to it. I'll call them out.
Speaker: Exactly. I mean, I've literally commented in the room. I've literally commented in rooms and they're like, wait, are you Glitch Jeff or Tony? It doesn't matter. What? Are you Glitch Jeff or Tony? Man, you're a fucking witch. You don't fall for that bullshit. No, they weren't fucking with me because I have our podcast picture up there. That's the bad part. These motherfuckers don't know who we are. They don't know anything about us, but they hate on us, say shit on us.
Speaker: because a certain group of individuals have nothing to do with their lives other than spend time on the internet and talk shit. Fucking losers. It's not gonna make this better. Oh, I'm not gonna make this better. I will not and I will not and I will not count how or bow to the weak minded pieces of shit who have no idea who we are.
Speaker: I agree. Again, again, Baba Yaga, nonsensical nonsense podcast, AKA Baba Yaga. Who are you? I am your boogeyman, as Rajan said. I'm your boogeyman, that's what I am.
Speaker: Don't go in the woods. Don't go in the woods, little children. Watch out for the nonsensical nonsense. And stay in case you don't know. I know Jeff's got to go. Jeff, if you got a roll roll, man, this is my fault. I can't believe anybody thought of myself. Jeff, he got 30 minutes to go. Jeff. Yeah, he sound like me the other night. Jeff.
Speaker: Jeff. I have to get it wrong. Look at Tony's beer label. All of the folks. Yeah, I got Budweiser. It's raining man. Hallelujah. It's raining man. I know a motherfucker that is drinking. I'm proud of your drink, Budweiser. A motherfucker drinking light beer is talking shit to me. It's the same alcohol content.
Speaker: We've had this conversation. The reason why I'm around the folks at airtime, all of us went over there from HAPS. We all used to be around each other. And I stayed around each other. And they were my main audience. Even when I would go to Facebook, Twitter, whatever, they were my main audience. I listened to them more than anything. And even when I do my own shit, I want them to know. It's from respect, bro. Well, yeah. It's reciprocation. I thank them.
Speaker: Yeah, reciprocation is respect. I mean, it's the same thing. Thank you. Thank you. That's how I look at it. So to me, and I'm trying to think of something else. I'm trying to think of something different. They're probably tired of what I'm doing. I've been told that. But a lot of them also told me, just do your own thing. Don't worry about it. Same way we looked at it. So I just started redoing what I did, looking at and improving upon it. The fancy football thing is the newest thing. I know the next level I'm going to take that. You're right. And I'm still trying to work on something. No, it wasn't you entirely. If you want the truth, you want the truth?
Speaker: The truth. Do you want the truth, Bizarro? Do you want the truth? He wants a better chair. Do you want the truth? It was T .J. and Brian. It was T .J. and Brian that did it first. And Jimmy Chicago Land. I don't know anything about football first and foremost. Because me and him was doing it on apps. I still got it on my Twitter. It was T .J. Brian and Jimmy Chicago Land.
Speaker: And then when you brought it up, I was like, I'll take a shot at it. Yeah. Right. And I brought it up. And I mean, honestly, that's. And Stan, I'm not going to lie. That was primarily what was my YouTube, defending football, bro, because I didn't play any music. We just went straight talking. Fireman, Rich King. But it's a niche, bro. That's a niche. It is. And I've actually gotten a couple of compliments, which made me feel better because a couple of school workers was like, yo.
Speaker: I saw one of the old broadcasts come up and they said, y 'all got something. I said, okay, appreciate it. So that's the motivation for next year for me. People actually want to see it, want to hear it, and it's going to be current. You're kind of the wrong guy, right? I play old hip -hop music because I love that shit. I don't like a lot of my stuff. I'm on the radio right now. I've done 37 fucking episodes. I was looking at this video and I said, Jesus, I didn't know I did that many. Nice.
Speaker: Yeah, 37 episodes of the fantasy football. No. I think I missed two weeks for the whole season last year. No, you guys are. So I can do something steady. I can. I'm just trying to think of something else, something new, something different. Trying to evolve myself. Because I'm going to run out of music.
Speaker: I'm going to. At least the videos that I want to play, I'm going to run out. Fucking be you, man. I do that. They don't happen in the first place. That's all you have to do, man. They don't happen in the first place. You don't have to worry about trying to be something that you're not or trying to evolve or anything like that. You just have to be you. I do if I want to grow, and that's me being me. If I want to grow and expand, I got to do something else.
Speaker: Honestly, that's the challenge. Something nobody else has done. Why don't you just be you? I think they don't have some reason. Stop trying to make a music show. Stop trying to do this. Be Tony D. I've done that.
Speaker: You know how much you know how much I was on Haps. I know how much it was on Haps. I was doing it. Should we tell you? Yeah. I mean, I mean, I mean, the music, the music and the sports is the music. Seriously, Tony D is live. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Speaker: I had a fucking ball. I had a fucking ball. I'm not getting no hot tub and no pools.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: I love this one. Uh, no Tony, just, just, just be you and just do, just do what you like. Don't try to, don't try to replicate or, or duplicate something that's already been done. I mean, that's, I don't take him for that kind of guy, bro. I mean, like the entire premise, I don't feel he's a, yeah, the entire premise of this fucking show.
Speaker: I feel like Tony's Tony, bro. You ain't stealing that from him. I am. Like the entire premise of the show is we are not to the norm. We, we, we do what we want. We, you know, I can come up. The four of us could come in here with, with, with plans and ideas. Whatever.
Speaker: but then once we get in here, that shit may not happen. Exactly. He's a job. He's nuts. Because because because we just. Listen, I always had talking points. Fucking title without a plan on getting to or
Speaker: even more than two or three, but there was talking points just to when we get sucked into some dumb shit that is, I'm done with this segue into something else. Even if it's the hardest segue, it don't matter. Just something else, bro. Anything else. You know what I mean? When I do the football broadcast, I try to keep that format because I don't want to teach it. I try to keep it an hour max when I have guests.
Speaker: Um, it's just me. I can do 30 minutes and I'm done. But I mean, we'll go for a little bit. We had like six, seven of us one time. I fucking celebrated life because I made it for all the league members to come. I don't do it. I don't even, I don't even make the lead to win. I made the lead because I said, I'm going to pick who I like and you let it roll.
Speaker: They will do the draft and all that. And play yourself out. Because if you're really going to do fans football the way you want to, you're going to pick the player that you like and you want to see how it's going to go. Everybody wants to go off the stats, the numbers, who the best, what's the number one pick, your crazy numbers. I'm like, shit, I know who I want to. If I were to build a team, this is what I would make it. And I want to let it roll. That's it. Tony, you and I did a show. We did a what? How much? Two hours?
Speaker: Two plus hours. We did two when we had six, seven of us up there. No, no, no. Just you and I did almost two hours. I don't think so. Yeah. You and I did almost two hours. Just fantasy football talk and football conversation. And I mean, you had to look back and find it. And I may be wrong, but I know that we did almost two hours together, at least two hours together. And you're like,
Speaker: Man, I had guys at work, the YouTube channel was popping off, like, and it was just us. But we weren't, we were just talking, man. I mean, and that's the thing, like. The one that was two hours when we had everybody up there. We did an hour. Yeah, I mean, it's just like,
Speaker: And I totally understand because I have the mindset of this is this, this is the baby. This is the nonsensical nonsense brand baby. This is the baby. I want to do a nonsense will nonsense movie and television, not necessarily called nonsensical nonsense, but under the umbrella.
Speaker: But this is the baby. This is my baby. This is what I'm working for. This is what I'm killing myself for. This is what I'm rearranging my entire fucking life for is this podcast, this show, so that it reaches a point where
Speaker: I developed shows under the umbrella, a sports show, a movie and television show, a music show, a this or a that or a political. All that being said, you don't get two shits about listeners? What?
Speaker: Well, if your show's good enough, you're saying, okay, you're saying all that is the same time you're saying, I don't care about the listeners or chat. That doesn't make sense. No, I love the chat room, but this is, you know, I make it very clear that I love the chat room. This is my baby. This is, this is, this is, but you want to build the chat room. Well, yeah, no, I want this show to grow to the point where, what do you look at? What do you grow into you?
Speaker: What's that? What do you mean by grow? What does grow mean to you? What do you mean? I wanted a show to grow so big and all of our personalities to a certain degree because Jeff and Tony are movie and TV guys. Yeah, we'll do this in all day. And I can do that shit. Like I can hang with these guys to a certain degree, to a certain degree.
Speaker: Stan, just for reference. You're explaining yourself to yourself. You're a local guy. You have the heartbeat of Tampa in the palm of your hand. Myself personally, I'm a true crime guy. I love paranormal.
Speaker: We do kind of dive into that world every once in a while on this show. But I want this show to grow so big. Obviously, we want the chatters box. We want the fans. What do you mean by grow so big? What does that mean? I wanted to grow so that I can expand and that I can walk away and say, Tony Dean.
Speaker: Do your sports show, Tony D. I'm not going to be a part. On the back end, on the backs, behind the curtain, I'm going to do what I need to do. But go ahead and make your own show. Jeff, movies and television, do your show. Stand.
Speaker: Let's tap into comedy and music. Do what you do, Stan. And then I'm gonna be here for this show and then I might venture into the world of God knows what.
Speaker: But I'm trying to grow this show. I'm trying to, much like you guys were going for Mike Live, you know, seven years, you guys were, were trying to - I did a lot of FaceTime. I put a lot of time into that show though, bro. I did a lot of FaceTime by going out to shows, going and meeting people, fricking, like I did a lot of FaceTime and a lot of, a lot of supporting people and making people feel like they were as important as I felt I was. Yeah.
Speaker: because they were without them. I didn't have a show. Well, that's what I do on this show. I mean, you can ask Nikki, I outside of when we're live, I put a lot into the show. Like I, I, I sacrifice a lot of my personal time for this show.
Speaker: whether it's promoting or networking or, and Tony busts my balls and he gives me shit more times than I can count. Oh, Glick's playing music and artists that ain't nobody ever heard of and don't nobody care about. Well, there's, I'm trying to network. You know what I mean? So I'm trying to create a, at the end of the day, I'm trying to create a brand.
Speaker: I want nonsensical nonsense to be a brand. I want the nonsensical nonsense family to be a brand where eventually, my ultimate goal is all of us getting paid. All of us making money. All of us doing our thing. Yeah, I absolutely have no doubt in my mind that this show alone with the help of the members of this show
Speaker: We'll get to a point where we can make money and, and, and, and, and damn near, if not be able to quit our normal nine to fives. And then at the same time, create a brand for Jeff to do his own thing. Tony to do his own thing. Who makes you money listeners. My goal is do a little, do a little homework.
Speaker: Check out, check out, check out two platforms. The Parcast and their own Spotify. Check out Parcast and check out the last podcast on the left.
Speaker: and you'll see what I want for this platform, what I want for this show, what I want for this umbrella, what I am killing myself for, for this umbrella, what I lose sleep about, what I get so aggravated about, what I get so frustrated about, what I stay up until fucking four o 'clock in the morning,
Speaker: Drinking and being mad at the world about what I have people telling me. Oh You're awful hard on Tony. Oh, you're awful hard on Jeff. Oh, you're this. Oh, you know something by that shit, bro Yeah, because I'm trying to fucking create something I'm not fucking playing around I'm not trying to duplicate or or emulate anybody else. I'm trying to create something fucking original
Speaker: I am literally killing myself for this goddamn podcast. And at the end of the day, if nobody else fucking cares about it, then I will treat it exactly the way that I feel. And I'm not saying that you guys do this. That's why I said the way that I feel you guys are treating it. And I will treat it as a platform where you can just come and fucking hang out and be done with it. You got three people that care about it. The point is you need to get people outside of this screen to care about it.
Speaker: but the only way I'm going to get people outside of this screen to care about it is to hear about them and care about it. If I have the three people in this screen outside of myself that are going to give an ounce of what I give at them about it, and they're not going to fucking worry about anybody else's goddamn opinions. They're going to be here. I'm going to be here for you, bro. But like, I mean, you got the wrong, you know, I'm going to be honest with you. I mean, I'm just saying that you're contradicting yourself.
Speaker: you're saying what people to care you want them to care but then you're saying you don't care if they care it doesn't know I want people to care but I want the right people to care I don't want I don't want people who even come in here and at the end of the day if people come in here then they don't like what we do we're gonna handle them we're gonna have fun with them we're not gonna be assholes but we're gonna break their balls well yeah because you know I hate to keep saying
Speaker: I hate to keep saying it, but it's like my periscope page, Stan. You were there. How many people came in and tried to be an asshole that became fans? How many people came in there and didn't know anything about me and tried to fucking be a troll? And then they were fans.
Speaker: Busted rubber AKA Trucker Haas was a troll. Him and I have become very good friends over the years. Tony D, somebody you know very well. Jay was a troll. Jay caught a block more times than I can count.
Speaker: Jay was in there. Mark was in there. You can ask Mark. You can ask Mark. The amount of people who came in there who, when they first came in, they shit on what I did. And they became fans. See, I didn't have to fuck with them. My chat board took care of them people. Yeah. And that's exactly how it was on my chat board. People would come in and they would start talking shit. And the chatters box would start fucking destroying them. And that's what I'm saying. Yeah.
Speaker: there's a part of me who it's contradictory if you if you say it is there's a part of me that if you don't like us and you don't like what we do I don't fucking care but at the same time give us a fucking chance actually come in and hang out with us and and listen to the show and be a part of the show and don't be a weird fucking creeper who just watches in silence
Speaker: And then base your judgment off of what other people are saying. I mean, but the thing is like rabbit holes are fun for us. Rabbit holes are fun. Cause I love them. I'm all about them, but it doesn't, it doesn't retain the attention of people that are shopping. That's what, and that's what I was trying to say to these guys on our group channel, Snapchat. And I have been trying to say for years, less is more. Less is more. You beat something down too much, bro. You're losing people.
Speaker: Yeah, you stick and move. You spend 15 minutes on a subject and you move on. I mean, that's the honest to goodness reason why I got rid of the starting five. The starting five is awesome. The starting five people love our starting five. They fucking love our starting five. But the reason I got rid of it, because our starting five was taking over Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday, entire fucking shows.
Speaker: Entire fucking shows I introduced I've introduced multiple ideas Multiple things that we can do Jeff. This is not a shot at you But real or fake or true or fiction or whatever
Speaker: and they become, I gotta fill two hours with this fucking nonsense. No, you don't. Give me 15, 20 minutes. Let's run through 10 questions real quick. Let's rock them out. Game should be 15 minutes long. Rock them out. Let's move on.
Speaker: You know, Tony likes to talk about football. All right, let's talk about football. We don't necessarily put ourselves on a platform of sports. Tony and I are sports fans. Nothing wrong with that. Right. Tony's a sports guy. I'm a sports guy. We can talk. We can talk all day long. Wrap it up. 15 minutes. Move on. Let's go.
Speaker: We gotta keep the conversation going on different subjects, different platforms, and less, and less stand like you guys were, music and comedy, you guys had your platform. That was your entire platform. Tony D, when you do your music show, when you do your Sunday Belkin, we're doing football. We are talking football. Whether it be an hour, whether it be two hours, that's what we're talking about. We're talking about football. That is the basis of the show.
Speaker: unless your platform stands on one pedestal, we got to keep it rolling and welcome to NASA's one us. This is the end of the, if something works, you stick with it, but if something's not working, let it go. Yeah. I mean, Stan, if you really work, dude, listen, you, you used to answer the question, right? I sent them to you. The questions were standing viewed.
Speaker: I got a point. I made up my own questions. I sent them out to people on messenger. I would tally up their answers and it was a legit top five of real people's answers. People I literally sent them out to.
Speaker: It wasn't it took a minute but it was worth it because people fucking and you know what it did You got the people that were answering the questions to watch the show and listen. Hey, wait quite genius actually
Speaker: I think it's the same. It made total sense. You get different aspects. And then next thing you know, you got people going, if I didn't send them out one week, I give you a text to me. Where are my questions? Where are my questions? And they'd be like, can you send them to my wife? Can you send them to my. They want them to want to watch. Absolutely. And they were like, where are my questions? I'm like, I wasn't doing it this week. Or they'd be like, can you send them to my wife or can you send them to my whoever's.
Speaker: They wanted, they were asking me to bother them. And that was the great thing about our starting five originally. And Tony and Jeff, I'm gonna tell you guys right now.
Speaker: I missed the starting five. That was one of the best things that I ever came up with for this show. That's why I came to the show. That's why Tony was on the show. That was one of my favorite things about this fucking show. And it killed me.
Speaker: to squash it. I hated it. Well, we did do a lot of them. It's not even a matter that we did a lot of them. It was just becoming our entire personality. Monday, like on Wednesdays, we would announce the winner and we would announce the new subject. And that was all we would talk about on Wednesdays.
Speaker: Then Saturday we would draft and that would be all we would talk about on Saturdays. And then Monday when it was just me and you and Tony, we would get back into that. It was us like, my God, this is engulfing our entire fucking platform. This is engulfing everything that we do. And that's why I killed it. And I would love to bring it back. I want to bring it back so damn bad.
Speaker: because much like you said, Stan, and Stan Lefude, like he said, it was great because he would send it out. And I was a part of that. Good night, buddy. Love you. Did you really? Yes. OK, cool. I love you.
Speaker: everybody you know and and he would send them out and he would you know get those notifications out to everybody before they did open mic live and then they would then they would bring up Stanley Feud and and like Stan said I was guilty of that I was sharing it out to people I was sharing it out to people I was telling people come on let's go let's go let's go let's go you know like let's get involved
Speaker: Let's, let's go. And I want that for the, you know, I want that for this. I want to, like, that's the thing. I want to bring the starting five back so bad, but I want the starting five. We don't even know what categories we can do anymore. I still got the categories. I got categories for days. Yeah, but we covered everything for the most part. Yeah, but I got categories for days. Trust me, I got categories for days, but I don't want it to become our, our, you know, stay in life for years.
Speaker: I mean, like you said, you created a game that people loved. You created a game that people enjoyed. I created a game that people enjoyed, people in love, but it started to become our entire personality. I think if we do it like once a month or something like that. Well, no, I mean, if it was something that we did once a week or every couple of weeks or once a month, like you said, Jeff,
Speaker: We have to understand. We're going to do it in this break, in this amount of time, and then we're going to move on. And then Saturday or whatever.
Speaker: And that's why I'm still learning as a host. You've got to make it a part of the show. It's a part of the show, not the show. And that's why I'm still learning as a host, much like with the family feud thing that Jeff brought up tonight. And I put, because we have a group chat and nothing against anybody in our group chat.
Speaker: I feel like I have to get rid of people in our group chat on Snapchat and just keep it back to the three of us. Or, or yeah, or just created no one just for the three of us. You know, and, and, and, and, you know, cause I made a comment about the family feud thing and somebody said, Oh, it doesn't matter as long as it's entertaining. Yeah, it really does. If you're beating a horse for two fucking hours.
Speaker: We got to hit and move, we got to stick and move, stick and move, stick and move, which is something that I've said to you guys for a very long time. Stick and move, stick and move, yeah. You know, bye buddy, I love you. And we got to stick and move, we got to stick and move. You know, I've got, I've got articles that I've got saved and it's just topic of conversation. You know what I mean? Like, like we did a, you know, and I went a little bit longer than I expected, but I brought up the whole red dress at a wedding thing.
Speaker: I have an article that I'd like to bring up with the four of us. So I gotta wait until the four of us are together. Simple ask, goofy ask question that we can spend 15, 20 minutes on and move on. But at the same time, guys, feel free to feel free to have something scheduled, you know, like, you know, our two biggest rules are no politics, no religion. Tony and I are the two biggest offenders.
Speaker: Some of our best conversations, you know what? I'm gonna go ahead, I'm gonna put it out there. Some of our best conversations, some of the greatest conversations that Tony and I have had happens on Monday. And we break our number one rule, no politics. But we conversate, we talk, we still shoot the shit, we still find, we still are able to find funny in it.
Speaker: And at the same time, you know, Mondays, it's kind of like that real talk moment for this show. Outside of politics, Tony and I have talked about mental health. We've talked about men's mental health. We've talked about relationships. We've talked about politics. I mean, Tony, I mean, am I missing something? We have some good conversations on Monday. We could talk as grown men about anything. Yeah. But we still try to... I hate to do this.
Speaker: But I'm gonna have to sign out. All right man, I love you. I really do. Rick Tony says I gotta go. I have early morning tomorrow. I do too. I'm trying to be respectful for everybody here.
Speaker: Oh my god. Give me, give me like four minutes. Jesus. Give me four minutes. We gave you four hours. Four and a half, bitch. You gave me an hour. Calm down, Tony. Give me, give me four minutes. We played the outro song. We played the outro song.
Speaker: I think you guys can do your, your, your, I was here 30 minutes early, Tony. I saved the best for last. I'm really proud of this song. I like this. I'm Ms. Jerry Springer. He was done in five minutes. This motherfucker four minutes. Give me four minutes and 47 seconds. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate you guys hanging out. We appreciate y 'all listening.
Speaker: hopefully enjoyed our show. And once again, as we always do, we address issues and we address technical difficulties on the fly. That's what makes us great. With that being said, enjoy a little kiss, if you will.
Speaker: Oh!
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Speaker: I'm mad at that. Well, that's me. I let them go ahead and promote their channel because I had to remember what the hell their name was. I ain't mad at it. It's one of my favorite his songs. I'm not a big fan of kiss. Two of my favorite his songs is that song because it always makes it feel good. And Beth. Yeah, that was. And if you don't know who Beth or if you don't know what Beth is, you're not white.
Speaker: But no, we don't appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. We'll be live Saturday night, same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel. Go ahead and check us out on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Taytak. Don't forget to join us live Monday, Wednesdays, and Saturdays on YouTube and Twitch 6 PM ish.
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Speaker: You're done there unsatisfied If you don't fucking tell these sons of bitches one goddamn time
Speaker: do it again. Mother had your mother. Why would you do it when I'm talking? Why would you do it when I'm talking and why would you do it? Why would you do that? You know how this works. It's just your first time. No, I did it twice already. Is this your first time? I heard you. Well, like the musketeers. You did it again. You did it again. Like the musketeers. Will you do it one more time? Mother had your mother made your mother fuck you to go in a bit. Thank you.
Speaker: I love you too. I love you too, baby. I love you too, baby. I love you too, baby. I love you too, baby. I love you too, baby. I love you too, baby. I love you too, baby. I love you too, baby. I love you too, baby.
Speaker: as only he can say it. Peace out, A town down. And with that being said, you goofy sons of bitches, be good. Be good at it. Hit the button. Goodbye, motherfuckers. Hit the button. What's in the button?
Speaker: Yes.
Speaker: What's up, sir? You're muted. What's going on, everybody? Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense Vegas. And there it is.
Speaker: The official start just like in the races and shit. Don't get started until the gunshots go off or hear from the hood. That's when he knew parties about to get real fun. Somebody starts. That's why they, that's why they use the gun. Everybody knows that's when he run for the high school graduation or high school or a mall.
Speaker: We're going to hell for that. What's going on everybody? Welcome to the show. We got Jeff in the building. Stan will be joining us momentarily. Hopefully Tony D may not be here tonight. He was, as he mentioned Monday, he got invited out and I told him to go out with his friends, have a good time, let off some steam and not worry about the show that I think I could more than manage without him.
Speaker: I call bullshit because every time I take time off, you fuckin' yell at me.
Speaker: Well, that's because I don't like you first and foremost. Sorry, I forgot. First and foremost, I don't like you. Secondly, you're fun to yell at. You're like a beaten down, you're like an old beaten down dog. Like there's no fight left in you whatsoever. You just lay there and take it. But it's still enjoyable for some reason.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm a sick twisted man. Don't judge me. So I found that clip that we talked about. I'll play it when when the time was right. But okay, decent one. It's a it may not be perfect, but we also need one for our guy, our guy Mark as well. I know I saw that. Yeah, we got comments today. So yeah. Speaking of comments, what'd you go for?
Speaker: She looked at you. I mean, it's understandable. He's British. What do you expect? Oh.
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Speaker: and don't forget to give them a share. And while you're at it, I have it under good authority that all three members of the show have snored twice and have given consent for the double thumbing. Yeah, we have. For three co -hosts, not the host.
Speaker: No, but yeah, no Tony Tony got the opportunity to go out and hang out with some old friends tonight He was kind of like I don't know. Maybe maybe I'm like just fucking go man Jesus dude, get out there and have fun Put your fucking phone away get off the internet for a few hours. Go have a few drinks and have fun He doesn't take anybody's advice because there he is at the chatter's box and
Speaker: You're not supposed to be on your phone, Tony D. You're supposed to be getting white girl wasted off of your two Long Island iced teas. White girl wasted. I like that. We've all seen Tony White girl wasted on the show. Oh, yeah. But. So hopefully we're British, right? Uh, yeah, he's like British or
Speaker: Okay. I got something for him. Something. I mean, it's all basically the same. I gotta find the right one. It's all basically the same thing at the end of the day, if you really think about it. Yeah. Well, I got something good for him. I just have to find the right clip. What up, motherfucker? What's going on, Chris? Center's box already in the building. Oh, well.
Speaker: speak of the devil i have a new intro for chris technician because he's always asking for the dinner report ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong you sound like a bell well that's what i'm trying to sound like eat it the dinner bell won't that remind you nothing yeah dinner
Speaker: A little Archie bunker for you. A little old. Nice. Nice. Asking about dinner. Chris, welcome to the intro club. It took us long enough to get you an intro, but now we know when Chris is in the building. Yeah. Pretty shameless. It's the exact same thing. Yeah. That's what I said. See, I know what I'm talking about. I know my geography.
Speaker: Unlike some people, some people on this podcast who got yelled at Monday night, Tony. I mean, not Tony. Yeah, we found out Tony doesn't know his geography very well on Monday. That guy yelled at. But as we all know about Tony D, even when he is wrong,
Speaker: Or even when he doesn't know what he's talking about. Much like you, Jeffrey. He will die on that fucking mountain. Yeah, hey. You know how it is. And fight you tooth and nail. Because he was not having any of the him being wrong. I'll be right back. I got to run upstairs. I think food is here.
Speaker: Okay, run upstairs. Well, apparently, get your mics muted, dummy. God damn it, all to hell. Apparently, Jeff has a new segment for us tonight that we're going to
Speaker: going to try out. I blame Tony for the comments not coming through Monday night. He's not here to defend himself so I can blame him. Another trivia style game because apparently these guys haven't had enough of me just whooping their ass and everything we do. But you notice who doesn't participate in the trivia.
Speaker: Jeffrey. I think he scored. I think he is scored. Scurdy, scored, scored. There we go. OK, I'm done doing what I was doing. Yeah, so we got a little bit of a late start tonight because I had to.
Speaker: run my kids all over God's green earth. One had to go to work. One went to stay the night at a friend's house. And then I got home and I was like, damn, I need new music for tonight. And then we were downloading new music for tonight and discovered that we had the clean house on the branding department because you're only allotted so many videos and pictures and this, that, and the other thing. And, uh, we have a lot. So we had to clean house. We got a little bit of a late start, but that's all right. Now everything's back in order. What's going on? Hey, world famous.
Speaker: James in the building. Yeah, I'm trying to find a good woman with the poor people. And what I'm looking for, I can't find. Well, that's okay. We can find it later. Yeah, yeah, it probably won't be this episode, but I'll get it later. It's actually what I want is practically perfect. Mark, how old are you?
Speaker: Cause I, I'm not sure if you'll actually get the joke. Mark too young. Mark, Mark's like, I feel like he was like an 80 year old British, British cat. Oh, then he'll definitely get this joke. Like he, like, like he remembers the Queen's coronation. Yeah. Okay. Got it. He was there. Yeah. He was there. Hell run, Mark. You were there when she.
Speaker: I don't know what the hell he was like, 29. I don't know if he'll get the joke, but. I mean, he might. Well, it's it's there. One of my favorite British television shows.
Speaker: Cause you had to, you had to remember that there's not a whole lot of good British television. So they just replay the same stuff. No, this show is actually hilarious. What's that on the BBC. Yeah. That's Tony's favorite. He loves a good old BBC. Sorry. Sorry. It's a, it's a BMC. Yeah.
Speaker: Big Machichi. He's going to come up in here and be like, fuck all you. And then leave. Y 'all some motherfuckers. And then leave. Well, you know, you can't say that because because a lot of there's a lot of American television series out there that were British television series first, like The Office. Well, not really a bunch because I can only think of one.
Speaker: Well, there's another, it's a newer show, but it's called Ghost. And it's about this, about this couple who inherit, this lady's aunt dies and they, and she inherits her house. And there's a whole bunch of ghosts in the house. Oh, I think I just saw a preview for that the other day. I watched the British version originally. It's actually a pretty, but only she can see the ghost.
Speaker: But there's all kinds of ghosts. There's a boy scout. There's a politician. There's a lady from the colonial days. And then different eras. There's an Indian or something like that. But it's actually not a bad show. It's a pretty funny show. But I watched the British version first. I didn't really care for the American version.
Speaker: No, I uh, there's just a British television show in general. I was going to say, isn't it? Oh, what? Pinky blinders. They're not British. No, thanks to Mark. English. No, you're not getting a pinky blinders one, because that wouldn't be fun. Um. Just give him a Monty Python one. No, I got one. I got one that's better. Or a Penny Hill. No, still better.
Speaker: Give them the Stewie sexy party. But there's a bunch of, I know there's a bunch of shows that were originally over there before they came over here, but we just made them better like we do with everything. Like The Office. Perfect example, The Office. The British version is not terrible, but the new one is way better. Like we made a whole ass new country better than yours.
Speaker: Oh yeah. There you go. Jesus. Jesus even comment. Wentworth is a British version of oranges, the new black. Is it? I guess. I don't know. I've never watched orange is the new black. Wentworth is Australian Jeeves. Maybe there's a British show called Wentworth.
Speaker: or what was that? It's all, it's all the same over there. Nobody cares. It's not American. So it don't mean shit. America. Fuck yeah. Two time world war champions. You're supposed to clean because it's all your beer.
Speaker: I was saving that for Tony. I got to put it in a bag and send it to him since he's fallically challenged. He put up a picture Monday night. He showed us a picture Monday night of him with a beard. And I said, that's not a bearded speech fuzz.
Speaker: Well, you see a lot of those shows like, well, now it's just Max, but HBO Max has a lot of the British and American versions. And so does Netflix, Netflix, but Netflix has a lot of shows from, from all over the world.
Speaker: I can't tell you guys how many times I've sat down to watch a movie and I'm like, this movie looks fucking badass. And then I turn it on and it's a goddamn Indian movie or a fucking Russian movie. Yeah, exactly. And it's all fucking, it's all fucking subtitled and shit like that. And I'm like, if I wanted to fucking read a book, I'd go to the library. I don't want to read a book and I don't want to read subtitles. I didn't know you could read. I can read. I can't spell emotional, so I'm just going to put damage.
Speaker: Hey. Fuck you. It worked. Jeeves corrected himself. Never mind. It's an Australian show. She told you. I don't know. I've never watched either or. I've never seen anything about. I've watched them both. They're really good. Never watched either of them. Which one?
Speaker: Orange is the New Black or Wentworth. I started to watch the first one or the the the American version with Jason Biggs is in it. He plays the husband. Yeah, I couldn't get into it. It was just yeah. Jason Biggs is in it. The chick for that 70 shows in it. That transgender chick is in it.
Speaker: Okay. Who I had no idea was transgender. The the black chick. There's a black chick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's in it. I didn't know she was. I was like, damn, that's a dude. Uh or was the dude I should say. Yeah, right. I know. Wasn't Ruby Rose in a couple seasons? Yeah, Ruby Rose is in it.
Speaker: Chef, she was a nut. I would be in agreeance with you, trust me. Just stay right there in the middle. Don't you know? She's got that dirty hotness about her. Yeah. Well, I can see it looks good. Very nice, baby. Very present. We are preparing for parental visits.
Speaker: This weekend at the school. No, yes, Jeff at the school. It's summer vacation. Nikki's parent. Oh, see, you made me get rid of that goddamn picture that would have been perfect timing for the group's picture for the what picture?
Speaker: to blame it all my roots. I showed up in groups because that would be perfect for you. I only want to talk about it no more, Jim. I'm not allowed to have fucking creeps. You can have them. You're just not going in public with me. She's not allowed to wear them. Me neither at first. What you talking about, Tony? No. So her parents are coming into town this weekend to visit for what are you doing? Your birthday and father's day? Yes. We're going to celebrate.
Speaker: a little bit early but they get to meet my kids for the first time. There you go. So, we're gonna grill out. Apparently, I make some bomb ass fucking pork chops on the smoker. Nikki said, I don't even really like pork chops so these fucking things are amazing. Not bad for a guy who don't know what the fuck he's doing. Wait until I figure out how to do this shit.
Speaker: Oh yeah, Ruby Rose. She was she was on she was on CW's Batgirl for a minute. What? As long as it works. I mean, as long as it's not gonna bother you at night. It shouldn't because I have to sleep on the edge of the bed so you have. What? So Nikki is in full like.
Speaker: I wouldn't say, no, I wouldn't say panic mode. No, I cleaned the bathroom. She's just like clean, like clean mode, not panic mode. Oh, okay. I understand. No, her parents are, her parents are what I know of them. They're pretty cool. They're pretty laid back. I mean, other than the fact that I may have to strangle her dad with a Cleveland Browns flag at some point. Told you he was going to piss the bed and use your blanket to clean it up. He's old. It's expected.
Speaker: Nope, that's that's the only thing that we don't agree on is football teams. He's a Steelers guy and I'm a Browns guy, but. Well, they all can't be winners. Oh yeah, that's that's that's her name. Laverne Cox. Yes, yeah, fucked me up too. Cause I was like, that's a pretty ass woman like.
Speaker: Courtney used to watch that show and I was like, that's a pretty ass woman. She said, that's a dude. I said, no, the fuck it's not. That's not a fucking dude. Make me question my sexuality for a second. I'm like, wait a minute. Was it like back in the day? Remember back in the day, we were talking, Tony and I were talking about Fox Monday, Fox TV, Fox 28.
Speaker: And, uh, you know, back in the day, you know, Fox had all these great shows, but remember when Jerry Springer and Maury Provitch used to do that? Is it a guy or is it a girl thing? Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. And I watched hella Maury and Jerry back in the day. They used to do that. They'd have like a whole panel of.
Speaker: of women in well at that time they were drag queens or transvestites or whatever but um and they would try to they would try to see if you could tell and they would question the audience and stuff like that but you could tell like you knew who the ones that were dudes were like real quick Adams apples bigger than their
Speaker: They're Adam's apples bigger than your own balls. So now I need to investigate where I can binge watch them. I think I've seen it. I'll send you a link. Thank you. Do not go to his fucking link. You will crash. No, no, no, no. No, I'm gonna send you the same one I sent Tony.
Speaker: But one of those have the classic talk show, whatever. Gotcha. I want to binge watch Jerry Springer and Alf. Alf was the shit. Alf was the shit. I'm telling you, there was episodes that they had brought in trannies or tranns or whatever the fuck you called them back then.
Speaker: and women and the audience would kind of guess which was which. So Mark, I have your intro. Alf was a good show, dude. Don't even hate, don't even. I know. You know what? I showed it to kids the other day and they were in. Yeah, unfortunately. Is Mark still here? I'm sure he is. Yeah, unfortunately, Jerry passed away, what, about a month ago?
Speaker: Yeah, something like that. Mark, I have your intro. This is very, very, very, very British. Oh, fuck it. Mark will get that joke. That is from the TV show, Keeping Up Appearances. I'm going to need you to do better. That shows fucking hilarious, dude. I'm going to need you to do better.
Speaker: Yeah, my little duck calling the funny. He said oh dear Lord. That show that show was from the 90s. The other show that's really good is actually called Porridge and it's about a guy porridge is jail slang for jail. It's about a guy that like in a constant no porridge is what the Bears were eating when Goldilocks did a B &E on their house in the 70s.
Speaker: slang for jail time was porridge. It was like doing time. Mark, Mark, I don't blame you. That that was I mean, you I'll I'll figure it out. I'll take care of it. I'll send him the video. See, porridge is a massive. It's massive. That shows fucking hilarious.
Speaker: And it's very slapsticky. It's very Monty Python -esque. I think Dr. Who seems very confusing, Jeeves. There's so many doctors, and then you watch season one, and it doesn't correspond with season two. Season seven corresponds with season one. And then in between that, there's six or seven other different doctors. That seems like a really goddamn confusing show. Yes. And everybody's scared of this robot that literally can't climb stairs.
Speaker: And they also, they also stole the telephone booth idea from Bill and Ted. Oh, a hundred percent. You know, they say you can't hear pictures, but still be a picture of Bill and Ted. Fuck you. I can hear that motherfucker. I love those movies. I think Kevin and I watch, we watch it like once a month. I love Bill dead fucking awesome.
Speaker: Um, the, the, the new one wasn't terrible. Wasn't great, but it wasn't. Damn it. Where the fuck is Stan? I don't know. I got a question to ask, but it was my turn to watch him. Um, I'm not his warden. He literally said like a half hour ago, uh, entering in about 10. I might have an internet connection. I have a question.
Speaker: Uh, but it needs a group conversation. Just the two of us. And I think this would be a really good, damn, why? Damn, Tony, I hope you're having fun tonight. Maybe I'll reiterate it again, Saturday night. Spell founding. What the hell are you talking about? Oh, Jeff.
Speaker: You know that I do this on purpose and I just leave things alone, right? Yes. You know he can't spell to save his damn life. I never claimed to be a fucking spelling bee champion.
Speaker: Tony D, we were we were cleaning house and we were moving videos before the show started. And we have the emotional damage. And Jeff just said, I'm just going to put damage. And I was like, why? Because you can't spell emotional. Nobody sees it but us. So I had to put the emotional damage or the emotional part on there for him. But it is what it is.
Speaker: Yeah, I'll try not to forget about that Saturday. Yeah. There was a great topic of conversation, but check this out, Joe. You know, you're married. I was married. I don't know who's married, not married in the chatter's box. Some of you guys were married. Some of you guys are not married. We've all been in and out of relationships. Yes. Well, this is more.
Speaker: Wedding related. Okay. Fuck did it go? I'm losing my fucking mind and I'm losing all my shit. Why do I say shit when it just goes? I I have the same problem. I have so many things saved Every time I find something I'm like, oh, that's interesting. I want to bring it up on the show or something like that I save it and then I
Speaker: I completely forget about it. And then a month later, I'm like, oh, there it is. And then it's like, well, it's too old now. Fortunately, I know. Shit, fuck damn. Well, there he is. Speak of the devil and he shall appear. And so anyways, in brief, in brief summary of what I was going to what I was going to say. This guy entering in 10.
Speaker: I'm going to do 45 minutes later. Yeah, I'm kidding. 30 minutes. **** you. I'm offended by your background picture. You should be. So, don't worry. That looks like a 3D print which means uh here pretty soon. I'll be able to print it. It is. How do you keep Stan and five of his friends busy for hours? Look at that. We call that musical chairs.
Speaker: So, um, you know, you know, the old saying like, don't wear white toe wedding. Yes. You know, it's like a sign of disrespect or whatever. Yeah. Well, apparently there's a new color that women are not supposed to wear to a wedding either. Really? Care to take a stab at it. What color do you think that might be? Let's say pink. Well, it's not pink, but you're close.
Speaker: Stan, what do you think? It's going to be red. Khaki. Did you say Khaki? You showed my fucking crocodile on her, man. I see my red neck waiting. That's how I'm doing it at Chris's wedding. I'm showing up at all Khaki. Yeah. Khaki's khaki, bro.
Speaker: I've never heard this before, but I guess there's various different meanings. Think about busting the cherry. Well, what they're saying now is obviously red is a very bright color and it draws attention away from the bride or whatever. But I guess the original meaning
Speaker: Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Speaker: was that if somebody had worn red or wore a red dress to a wedding that they either had or they want to have sex with the group. Oh, I'm wearing red. I'm wearing red. You're wedding, motherfucker. I will give you a special order of red
Speaker: Velvet crust I will have armed guards with paintball guns with frozen paintballs No, I actually On the whole wearing white or whatever color to wedding day. There's a there's a chick. She does These videos where she reads like
Speaker: Was it Reddit feeds? Yeah, like what am I an asshole? Yeah, am I an asshole and it was in it The the best one I heard was that the bride found out that the mother -in -law was gonna wear white to the wedding Because she didn't like her whatever so she contacted everyone in the That was it was invited and told him
Speaker: don't show up if you're not wearing white. Oh yeah. I told everybody to wear white to take the, take the, and then the bride wore red. Yes. Yes. I knew it. Yeah, exactly. A hundred percent. That's exactly. Well, here you go, Jeff. Typically you're the one upper, but let me one up your story. Did you see the article, the news article about the brand new soon to be mother -in -law who showed up to the wedding in a wedding dress?
Speaker: Oh yeah. I've heard those. I've actually heard a couple of them. Yeah. Just that just happened. Not too long ago. She, she did not like her son's Beyonce bride to be at all. So she showed up in a, in a wedding dress to one upper. Uh, I actually heard a story like that. And, uh, the, the woman I watched her name shadow what's going on, brother. And she, what she did, uh, uh, uh, mother -in -law was showing up in a wedding dress. So the maid of honor.
Speaker: made sure to bring red wine and accidentally spilled it on her so she had to go change. Yeah. So no matter what your mother -in -law or someone does at a wedding, there is a way. You just have to be clever. Just say it. Just have to. I'm wearing Daisy Dukes and Crooks. That's what I'm saying. And I'm going to wear a bright red suit.
Speaker: I'm going to go full on Bill Clinton. I did not have sexual relations with that Oompa Loompa. Can I dress up as an Oompa Loompa for your wedding? You can be an Oompa Loompa. You can be a munch in the old. You can be **** I'm in. I'm going to wear a white shirt with red print that says I object. Yes.
Speaker: Every once in a while, I get on a kick.
Speaker: where I watch like wedding fails or? I really need to reevaluate my friend's situation. No, I saw, I saw, I don't know if you've seen it. There's, there's like, there's a whole section of YouTube. I'm really, I'm really considering not actually having a wedding at this point when they came out. We're just going to go somewhere. We're just going to go somewhere. And then just show back. By the way, we got married.
Speaker: No, but there's a whole section of YouTube on people making their wedding extra, right? There's some cool ones out there. There's some really cool ones. And my favorite one is they're in the church and all the groomsmen are wearing cowboy hats and are strapped. And, you know, they're all dressed very, very cowboy. It's obviously Texas. And somebody stands up
Speaker: If the priest is like, does anybody want to say anything or object? This guy stands up, dejects, and the best man pulls out a gun and shoots it. Obviously it's a cap gun. And then everybody just turns around and goes right back at it. The guy just lays there on the floor and starts opening beers. It was actually kind of cool. And I was like, if I were to like, my wife and I never had a big wedding. She's not a big crowd person. So we did the courthouse thing.
Speaker: If I ever did have a big wedding, I would have shit like to happen the whole time. My favorite was a guy came to object and they literally fenced. Yeah. The best man, the best man. And then they're like, wait, this isn't the, the, somebody else's wedding. Oh, my bad. Continue after like 15 minutes of fencing. I was like, I wear my pink figure outfit.
Speaker: I have one. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna steal Chris. I'm gonna wear it. I'm gonna come pouncing into the wedding. You're not you're not you're not but you're not tall enough. You can't fit in it. I'll do what? Or something. You said my shoulders are both getting it. There you go. There we go.
Speaker: When two dummies combine, they create one great grubby. And Stan, if Chris tries to keep us out of the wedding or Nikki tries to keep us out of the wedding, we do the whole old school trench coat where one of us sits on the other's shoulders. We wear a giant trench coat, giant doctor style. Jeff, are you going to go full on psych with the fake beard?
Speaker: Oh, a hundred percent. You would stand sneak in and you guys share. Remember, remember giant doctor from the group? Yeah. We're going to go in like that. I am the world's giantest doctor. And then we stand up in the middle. I jump on the fan shoulders and scream out. I mean, I am sick. Yeah, but I mean, you guys wouldn't really be that, that big a giant. I mean, when you guys are combined, you're still both like six foot.
Speaker: big enough if everybody's sitting down. Then we can be a belt for you. Oh, for your wedding, you have to wear your nonsensical nonsense belt and then Stan and I run up and try to steal it from them. Duh. I'm not wearing like one of them. Do you think I'm going up there beltless?
Speaker: Please dear god, do you run there like one of them chick blitz and try to remind look how much he loves me and why why is he doing this? You know, I'm the one you want to be with. You're going to stand at the end of the aisle with a boob box. The great Ted's goat. They played careless whisper. I play endless love.
Speaker: He's standing in the back like leftist protesters. We'll turn the party up. We'll please stop and leave a little bit. Or that church that protests gay funerals will be like them. God hates Chris. It's a good thing I'm not Christian.
Speaker: and everyone turns at the same time. He goes, we could have told you that. Bill, it's mutual, you goofy bastard. No shit, don't ask. We all hate him. The only thing we have to do, Stan, if we do all this stuff. Jordan the fan club, check out us. That's what he dumb bitch likes him. Come over here and get your hats and jackets. No, but if we do this, we're going to have to wear like bulletproof vests because Nicky's going to shoot us.
Speaker: That's what we do, we give Nicky a pop gun, like a cap gun, so that when we object, she shoots us because we're trying to - Remember that movie, The Crow with Brandon Lee? Remember when Alec Baldwin, the only difference is it's not going to be an accident. She's going to switch it out for real bullets. Once again, I provide the cap gun that's obviously fake and like pink or something.
Speaker: and very, very, very plastic. She's like, nah, okay, I can, you can give her a plastic cap gun that looks like a 38 and it's pink. She's gonna get a real 38 and spray paint, spray paint. This is gonna be good. Oh my God, I'm dying. Don't worry, folks. I've already got a plan for chef dying. Hand me the ball and tough cocktails. It's not the cap I intended for you to bust my ass.
Speaker: Episode 14, he asked for this. However, that would kind of put a damper on the wedding, I'm just saying. Nah. We'll probably have a bonfire anyways. We'll just use you to start it. Good point. Oh yeah, you wait to fuck with him until the party afterwards. You can't screw the wedding up. But it's fun to talk about. Speak for yourself. I'm in. The wedding?
Speaker: I, you know, I, I'm showing up in red. I'm telling Nikki, I'm telling Nikki when I proposed to her, just so you know, when we get married, the view, the, the, the actions of any of my idiot friends have nothing to do with me. Can I be the ring beer if I do wear my caregiver outfit? Yes. I, uh, I have a caveat. What you're saying is that what happens because of your friends, I'm sorry, but
Speaker: Nope. I, I put that disclaimer up there. So I put that disclaimer up there. So I can't be GBA. I put that disclaimer out there. Can't be, can't be GBA in me. Gave my association. And Stan and I sit in the back and just start shouting out like we have Tourette's. Every time there's a lull, we're just like,
Speaker: Chris likes it in the ass. One of the things I picture happening, Jeff, is as Nicki comes down the aisle, you bring your own boombox. And instead of the bride's march or that song or whatever, you start playing Darth Vader's, that imperial march. Hell yes. I told you I'd get my Star Wars reference in your wedding. Whatever. I'm going to, I'm going to.
Speaker: I'll have my 3D printer up and rowing at that point, so I'll literally show up and I'll put an Darth Vader helmet on her. Just come up running from behind. You're not making friends. Do you remember a while back the trend was to dunk on people? I'll dunk on her, but it'll be funny going to Darth Vader helmet on her. Yeah, you're not making friends. We're going to hold you up and do that.
Speaker: Yeah, let's just say even Nikki's taller than you. You hold this step ladder and I'll come running. I'll put the ladder out for the last minute like Lucy does. Stan, you're in, you're guilty by association. You're going to get in trouble anyway. I am the association. Mine is well beautiful. You put the A in association. I put the A in GBA.
Speaker: I'm just saying. However, I still kind of like the idea of having a TV screen with Stan and I just sitting on the TV screen from my office.
Speaker: and then when we were like, what's up with the TV? Jeff doesn't leave his house. We're getting married on a Saturday, 6 PM. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I gotta play the music guys. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on
Speaker: Back to you, preacher. What's the Indians' job? What's the Indians' job between the front row and you, like this? Yes. Help! Somebody help!
Speaker: preacher, man. I just want you to know that after this wedding, you can no longer be a preacher because you have officially been GBA'd. Yeah, you are guilty now, sir. You are guilty by association of nonsensical nonsense. Your sins are not clean, my friend. Once again, I say, I think it would be cool if we did the whole thing live on the show. It just depends on, I mean,
Speaker: I'd be down for it. I really would. The problem is a she. Because Midway, as you say yes, I just... EMOTIONAL DAMMIT! Well, Jeff, I... Midway through, I'm just hitting buttons.
Speaker: If your vows are too long, I plan to shut up. I have not. From the breaking news disk of nonsensical nonsense news, the show will not be live from the weather.
Speaker: It has been cancelled. Better yet, as you say, I do. Or as she says, I do. Don't beat yourself up over past mistakes. You are going to fuck up again in the future. Quite possibly in the most spectacular fashion. Why worry about yesterday's fuck ups? When do you have tomorrow's fuck ups to look forward to?
Speaker: You are a fuckup. And fucking up is part of your growth process. Embrace the process. That would be hilarious. I mean, it would probably get me shot, but that's why I want to do it remotely. Yeah, you're gonna get in trouble. I just realized something.
Speaker: Yeah, I stand for my community first and foremost. It takes a second. Oh, he needed it. Okay. Uh, you know, when we come back from break tonight, you said that, you know, we, we, everyone's all, we like to do different trivia. There are things on the show. They used to do Stanley feud on, I don't mind. Excellent.
Speaker: Jeff has a Family Feud style game that he wants to play tonight. Yeah, I think it'll be fun. Chatterbox, you can get involved too, you fuckers. Yeah. Now that I have the fastest computer I can afford, I can actually keep it properly without glitching. Wow. The fastest computer that I can afford. Well, dude, they had one there that was like five grand for a laptop. And I was like, dude,
Speaker: you know i'm all good for having a fast computer for five grand that's a bit much that's been five grand on the computer if i had it shit yeah but i mean and he says he says the guy who if i ever hit the lottery the first thing i do is build myself a state -of -the -art studio when i'm in my brand new ranch that i buy and then i hire a fucking producer and i'm like i'm gonna give you
Speaker: 25 grand cash for a year. That's not a lot, dude. Yeah, but first year? Yeah, I guess. And we're not making any money on the show. You won the lottery. Keep a real job, bro. We do the show three times a week. Calm down, bro. I'll give you 25 grand for nine hours of work a week. You know what I mean?
Speaker: Yeah, but producing this show feels like 15 hours. Agreed. No, that's what I was saying. I wouldn't, not for 25. There's a lot of times where I've looked over at my gun and contemplated eating a bullet in the middle of this show. Where do most of your chatters, where do you see the chat mostly? Uh, well, Stan, you should see the comments on your side of the board. Mostly it's, it's, it's, it's twitching and when you got to open up the,
Speaker: chat. Yeah, you got to hit comment. Yeah, we know. We know Mr. Jeeves, Mr. Worldwide, Mr. Movie guy, Mr. Grammy winner. Good Lord. We appreciate you. No, I would absolutely if I could if I could afford a $5 ,000 computer, I would have one.
Speaker: The thing is, is it was a gaming computer. And I don't do gaming, obviously not on the computer anyways. Chris technician. The only difference between that one and the one I got is it had a better graphics card. James, I feel like you have more than one $5 ,000 computer. No, I agree. Chris, for his dinner report, he had salmon or salmon, however you like to pronounce it.
Speaker: with asparagus and, I mean, minus the salmon and asparagus, dinner sounds good. Just the cheesy rice, please. Thank you. I'll have extra cheesy rice. Hold the salmon. Hold the asparagus.
Speaker: I don't, I don't, Nikki and I were talking about this the other day. I don't have seafood. I got spoiled living on the coast. Right. I never, I was never a big seafood eater. I didn't even realize that I like seafood until I moved to the coast. Right. And then I come home and I'm like, God, I want fucking seafood. My seafood options are red lobsters. Yo, Captain G, Captain D's and Long John Silver's.
Speaker: Hey, don't, don't, don't sleep on long johns. They were, that is a bad ass joint when we were kids. No, they were never. I don't put, plus I'm weird about fish anyways. I don't do fish now lobster. I will eat the shit. Yeah. Yeah. But when you, Jeff, you live on the coast. You know what I'm talking about. When you go to a restaurant, I go to a seafood restaurant on Monday and then I go back Tuesday and the menu is completely different. Oh yeah. You know, I got spoiled stainless down on down on the coast dish.
Speaker: I don't know if you eat seafood or not. No, I eat some white fish. I don't really eat shellfish or any of that bullshit, but I eat good yogurt. Yeah, so I got spoiled. I'm not coming to Ohio and going and eating the seafood in Ohio. Agreed. The closest thing to a sea that we have here is Lake Erie, and I ain't eating anything that comes out of Lake Erie. Before anything near it.
Speaker: We're a peninsula, bro. There's a lot of good seafood places down here. Well, that's how it was when I lived in Charleston. There were so many, and none of them were like franchises or not. They were all local. You had your franchise, but the local places, I mean, there was one place out on an island that their menu would change two or three times during the day.
Speaker: Oh yeah. Because they were going out and catching shit fresh every, every day. There's a, there's a place here that they literally, uh, it's, it's, it's on the lagoon side of the hotel zone. It's, it changed names because it was offensive name. Uh, but it used to be called the plantation house, but they literally have lobster traps hanging off the back. Yeah.
Speaker: And they'll literally just pull lobsters up there. Yeah, well, that restaurant on the island, they had their own thing. Like a pond? Well, their dock was right there off the water. Right. An oyster farm. I don't like oysters consistency. But they had their own oyster farm right there that surrounded the restaurant.
Speaker: Yeah. Eating, eating oysters is like, it's just when you got a runny nose and you, yeah, it's just fun. You know? Yeah. I even had a friend of mine when I, when I lived down there, he was like, dude, you can't be in Charleston. You can't be in the Chuck.
Speaker: If you don't eat oysters, I was like, I don't like the sliminess. You said I'm like, I'm moving motherfucker. He was like, he's like, I'll fry them for you. I was like, all right. I'll try them for, but yeah, you fried it. So it's crunchy on the outside, but as soon as I bite into it, it's just fucking, but I got sport. I got my ass guy. I'm bougie as fuck when it comes to seafood and I'll admit to it all day long.
Speaker: Well, like I said, every year we go - Red Lobster's not better than living on the coast and eating fresh seafood. No, I agree. Jeez. Every year for my birthday, we go to a tour called Captain's Road. You do the pirate boat thing where you guys get to surf and turf. Yeah, and they get to surf and turf. And I give Tanya my steak because I get steak any time. And I'll take her lobster. So I have two lobsters. Trust me, Tanya gets plenty of tomb steaks. She don't need yours. Calm down.
Speaker: i hear she likes the european variety of tombstones you know how i was telling you we're talking about doing the snow bunny thing right i found a farm 110 acres you do know what a snow bunny is right it's kind of a you mean you mean snowbird
Speaker: I'm sorry. I was going to say, a snow bunny is a white chick that I was about to say like a farmer then. I mean, I'm there, bro. I found a farm in Europe. It's the house sitting on it is 250 years old, 300 grand and the house inside is all Brandon. 110 acres. That's
Speaker: And in Switzerland, 300 grand is what you used to pay 90 grand for. Yeah. Well, agreed, but try to find something similar size in the States. In the States. No. You, you pay 300 grand downtown in a, in crack den. Where? In the States.
Speaker: $300 ,000 for $110 ,800, bro. $300 ,000, bro. He's not hurting. I'd be surprised where I could find the house with 100 -plus acres for $300 ,000. The Philippines. And you're not going to be in the city. I promise you that. Well, no. That's what I'm saying. This is outside the city. It is 20 minutes outside of the closest city. Because there's no place in the city that you're going to own 100 -plus acres.
Speaker: 20 minutes isn't necessarily outside the city anymore. Yeah, not at all. I was looking just out of curiosity. And back home, there was an old farmhouse that sat on 250 acres old farmhouse back around where I grew up at. And they wanted 375 for it. That's not bad.
Speaker: the inside of the house. They they they had upgraded the kitchen and bathroom in the house. Um but it and it was an old old farmhouse. Um but um it needed it needed a little bit of TLC but it wasn't nothing that wasn't unlivable or anything like that. It was more right. I it was more me looking at the pictures going.
Speaker: I could, I could, I could cover that. I could, I could, I could, but the outside, you know, the outside needed a lot, you know, the outside of the house, which, and I've noted that I've noticed this a lot with houses, especially the old farmhouses. It doesn't matter where you are. They kind of let the outside go to shit, but the inside looks beautiful. Right. Well, this place I was looking at has like exposed beams and like real old school shit.
Speaker: Uh, the, the plumbing has just been upgraded, but the kicker is 110 acres comes with a, well, a, a 10 year old. Massey comes with a 10 year old. What's a 10 year old Massey Ferguson.
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Speaker: do planting the whole nine yards. And I already have a title for the clip I'm going to make. What in the Catholic priest is Jeff talking about? Listen to the rest of the show to find out. I think if you want the tractors added on, it's an extra like 50. Oh, is that what they call them in Europe? Is that what they call 10 -year -old? Is that what they call 10 -year -old children in Europe? Tractors? We use the least. What? Tractors. Hey, why don't you sell that 10 -year -old child?
Speaker: Why? Oh, I have to go to the bathroom and look at my tally back. I need your internet. No, they they got in trouble the other day because I was in your internet once you have internet at your house. No, he as in he we. OK, so the other day the kids
Speaker: As you know, I bought a new chair and my old chair is still good, but the one armrest is broke. And the kids actually sit on my old chair and play PlayStation. And they made a big mess in the house. So we took the PlayStation way. He said until the house is clean, you don't get it back. So what he's doing is taking pictures of the living room. He cleaned. So I go show mom so he can get the PlayStation back. Well, with that being said, all right. All right. Hi, Michelle. Hi, Kevin.
Speaker: that's the eclipse. Why are you having? I found them. Yeah, well, they're supposed to be hanging up here. Don't fucking say hi to me then. Yeah, she can't hear you. Fucking punk ass kids. She can see me. No, they're driving me nuts. I got one at work. The others had a friends and I think the others outside running around smoking crack. Nice.
Speaker: you gotta you gotta you gotta you gotta support the local businesses, man. Hey, exactly. Somebody could be selling it. Well, he might be. He might be. You know, in his job, baby. Summer. Yeah, I mean, he might be knowing that knowing his he might be. I mean, he's got his **** a little muscle out here. The kid he got into a fight with all of a sudden, they're they're the best. Well, you know what? And it's actually how it
Speaker: Yeah. He he him and that's how it is with guys. Well, him and this this other kid that he got into a fight with, I'm still a little bit aggravated with it because Cash got the best of this kid. Mm hmm. And then this kid waited until Cash turned his back and snuck on him and busted his lip open. So, I'm I'm still kind of mad at him. I almost want to punch his dad. Walk to him. How you doing? Yeah, you know, just to, you know, but but now they're like
Speaker: over here in the street, whispering back and forth to each other, contemplating shit. I'm like, what the fuck are you two doing? Yeah, but that's how it is with guys, you know? I mean, I know. And that's what I was telling Nikki, one of my best friends. We've all been in that fight in the bar. And then next thing you know, you're both sitting around drinking beer. Well, that's what I was telling Nikki last night. We were talking one of my best friends growing up after I moved in with Pops. The fucking cat stabbed me with a fucking pencil one day on the bus. Like he put this pencil like two inches into my stomach.
Speaker: He didn't poke me with it. He stabbed me with it. So he didn't even penetrate them. Fuck you, Stan. You didn't gotta walk into that one. I did. I did. Kind of. Oh, we get it. Clicks fat. Shut up. You're both short. At least I'm not tall enough to ride the rides at Disney.
Speaker: That's because I go to a real amusement park for adults. I don't have all my teeth stained. I just have all the front ones. The most important one, right? Like, seriously, this kid just fucking stabbed me like we was in prison. He fucking shanked me with a pen. We were in seventh grade. So we were on the bus. Were you snoring? Were you snoring?
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no. He was, he's a little guy like, like you guys. And I don't know. To this day, I don't know what his problem was with me. I don't know what his beef with me other than I was a new kid. And I don't know if it was like one of these like prison yard things where I got to take out the biggest guy. We were kind of going back and forth and we were, we were arguing and I turned my head because somebody said something to me and all of a sudden I felt like,
Speaker: He fished it. All of a sudden, I felt like this poking on my side. Yeah, you did. And I looked down, and there was a fucking pencil sticking out of me. And he was standing there, and he had blood on his hand. So I snatched him up. I stuffed him between the seats. And I just proceeded to beat him within an inch of his fucking life. Well, that same afternoon, we were hanging out together. Like, nothing had happened.
Speaker: He's all busted up and beat the hell. I got a fucking stab wound in my side and we've been close as fuck ever since. As I became best friends in high school, bro, when you get in a fight, next thing you know, you're inseparable. Well, yeah, I mean, that's what I told these guys about one of my first fights I got into and I moved out with my pops. This cat threw me off a fucking bridge. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: him was bigger than me but I was I had been there for about you know about a month and I was just I was just tired because I moved from the city to the country and and I just got tired of everybody fucking with me and and wanting to fight me because they thought I was somebody that I wasn't so I just found the biggest kid in the lunch room and I punched him in the fucking mouth then he stood up and I went oh shit
Speaker: And we got into a fight at the bridge and I thought I was doing a pretty good job of handling my own And then he scooped me up and threw me off the fucking bridge Eases, but he's the one that came down and pulled me out of the river
Speaker: And from that day on him and I were thickest thieves and he was two years, two, two years older than me. Yeah. Yeah. Two or three years older than me, but we was, we was thick as thieves. I mean, he helped me a lot when I started playing football. Cause I didn't start playing football until, uh, seventh grade. I was a baseball player.
Speaker: But he helped me a lot, and he was already in high school at that time, but he helped me a lot. He was a great mentor to have, and he taught me way more than I think any of the coaches could have taught me. Blood -bro now, yeah, pretty much, because we both bled on each other, trust me. I beat the unholy hell out of that kid.
Speaker: In seventh grade that was the first time I had been stabbed but unfortunately it was not the first time I was stabbed But you win some but did you die
Speaker: What does it kill you only makes you stronger? That's why I'm the strongest son of a bitch on the planet. That's the clip we need. We need that clip from the Asian guy. But did you die? It's very relevant question to a lot of things.
Speaker: Yeah. That is a question to 99 .99999999999 % of the time when Jeff or I go, Hey, I have, and the other one instantly agrees. That's all you gotta get started. That's why I started with my.
Speaker: Well, my pitch for Family Feud tonight was, hey, I got an idea. Your answer was supposed to be, I'm in, not. My answer. Listen forward. Fuck you. You're supposed to say, I'm in. Look, if you didn't know, if you couldn't tell by last weekend, I'm a little bit grumpy these days. That's why I have ideas and I've been posting so.
Speaker: stop posting it on your social media. You have no followers. That's why I put it on ours and then shared from ours. Yes. But let's let's. I'm learning. I'm learning. Trust me. I died and came back alive. Even that's an even better story right there, Jeeves. That's an even better situation. But let's take a real quick break. When we come back,
Speaker: Um, yeah, there was something I wanted to get into. Hey, where's that green leaf? You're coming to you during the break. Probably. But when we come back, we're going to introduce Jeff's little family feud trivia. He's got about 15 real quick questions, I guess. Yeah.
Speaker: please ask the question, give time. When everybody gets their responses in chatter's box, if you guys are here, we see, I see some of y 'all lurking, don't lurk, hang out, actually comment, get involved, add your two cents. And there, you know, there's always going to be side commentary. There always is. So Jeff, just, just.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, we'll take it. Don't rush it. Don't go too slow. Don't force it. But not too fast. Don't force it. I got to get my phone back because the the the guy we just ordered, it's raining and the guy apparently the we ordered from corner shop groceries and he's he's he can't get through because the road's flooded. I get your **** paddle boat. No, I'm not. I told him I don't get it. Get your. Wait. Just a god damn second.
Speaker: the song I was gonna play didn't upload. I think that was part of the housekeeping. Fucking upload you dirty whore. Yeah. Alright, here we go. There we go. So, everybody really seems to like them some leapfrog studio. That's what he's good, man. My man Lee Marrachi TT Tachachachuchu. Sounds Italian.
Speaker: Well, he does a lot of metal covers of songs. Tony D, if you're still listening, this is for you. I'm not. Well, you're not Tony D. Oh. Stays like shit. You can't wishful think on this show. We'll call you out. Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. Tony D, this is for you, buddy. Our guy, Leaf Frog Studio, did a metal cover
Speaker: of ladies love Cool J's. Mama said knock you out. Nice. Look back here in just a few minutes. Enjoy.
Speaker: Don't call him a comeback. I've been here for years. I'm racking my beers, putting suckers in beer. Making the tears rain down like a monsoon. Listening to the bass go boo. Explosions. Overpowering. Over the competition I'm towering. Wrecking shop. When I drop these zeros that will make you call the cops. Don't you dare say I'm giving up.
Speaker: I'm gonna knock you out I'm gonna knock you out I'm gonna knock you out I'm gonna knock you out Don't you call this a regular jam I'm gonna rock this bed I'm gonna take this city mini world by storm When I'm just getting warm Just like my homie Ali They call them fascists Watch me pass these feet like a skull Don't you know I had a beef whip
Speaker: The rest of the world gets hyped and diced Competition's paying the price I'm coming at you all
Speaker: Why do you rest with me? I'm maybe a psycho And when I throw up, my time will get ready cause I might go blue How you like me now? You're the one who will not allow You two get wet, they suspect your rep Listen to my gas shift, walk past it I'll cast it kinda like Shaft You can say I'm drafted Don't think they spill my mind When I came out with a fun cure I, won't come and knock you out
Speaker: Mama said knock you out! I'm gonna knock you out! Mama said knock you out! I'm gonna knock you out! Mama said knock you out! I'm gonna knock you out! Mama said knock you out! Behold!
Speaker: Chuck a bastard bird with a rip and kill at will demand of the hour to rule power
Speaker: I'm gonna tie you up and let you understand And I'm not your average man When I got a jammy in my hand Damn, ugh Listen to the way I slay Your crew, damage, damage, damage, damage, destruction There are, when they have basked me If this is all suckers I say, inform us, inform us I'm ready, I think I'm gonna bomb a town
Speaker: Don't you never ever move a lever!
Speaker: I explode, and my night is easy to know I gotta thank God, cause he gave me the strength to run hard Knock you out, mama said knock you out I'm gonna knock you out, mama said knock you out I'm gonna knock you out, mama said knock you out I'm gonna knock you out, mama said knock you out
Speaker: Oh. That's odd. And looks kind of weird. That's better. That was actually a good rendition. You're still muted. What is that?
Speaker: I have no idea. That's only on your end. Yeah, I'm getting music on my end. So, anywho, anywho, welcome back to Nonsense Go Nonsense. That was our guy, Leap Frog Studio, Leo, something Italian or another. Yeah, he's got a very long last name. Starts with an M. Yeah, starts with an M. Just just just just go to YouTube and hit in Leap Frog Studio.
Speaker: Mama said, knock you out. Hello Cool J. Don't call it a comeback. I've been here for years. But welcome back to Not Since Gone, Not Since Everybody. We got Jeff in the building. We got the one and only Stan down Dale hanging out with us. Hashtag worship Stan in the background. And of course, you know me.
Speaker: I've been caught a lot of things. I've been imitated and duplicated, but at the end of the day, there's only one Glick. Thank God. Will the real Slim Glick please stand up? Please stand up. Well, unfortunately, sir, you're not slim. Unfortunately, you're not tall. It's okay. I'm okay with it. I've made my peace with it a long time ago.
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Speaker: We are the funniest slash greatest podcast you have never heard of. This is true. I would fact check myself, but I'm so great that I don't have to be fact check because everything I say is factual. Yes. And you're so humble too. I'm very humble. Thanks for noticing. I'm a very humble guy.
Speaker: Yeah, sure. I feel like Stan's worship Stan sign is in the location that he takes people to when they get in his free hugs van. Yeah. Yeah. It's on my 110 acre, 10 year old.
Speaker: It's on my 110 acres with 10 -year -olds. It really looks like I spray painted it and spelled Satan wrong. Come on down to the stands. 10 -year -old's like, we got all the 10 -year -olds you need. Black, white, Asian, yellow, Mexican, male, female. Yellow, Mexican.
Speaker: And if you come down before Monday night, we're doing a BOGO. Buy one 10 -year -old, get two 10 -year -olds free. Oh, hell yeah. We got them as cheap as a penny. If you can find a 10 -year -old cheaper than a penny. If you can find a 10 -year -old cheaper than Stan's 10 -year -old warehouse, then I'll eat donkey shit. I can get them 10 for 10.
Speaker: you buy one 10 year old for you get a second 10 year old for equal or lesser value. You got to get a whole 10 head to sale. It's a fucking weirdo show stuff to buy a 10 year old steak. It was a 10 year old head of lettuce. He's like, I didn't specify a 10 year old one. There you go.
Speaker: I got, I got, I got blackberries. I got white berries. I got berries from Asia. They're 10 years old. 10 year old warehouse to get you a 10 year old. Read the fine print boys. Well, what do you think we're doing here? Pope? We think we're selling children. Where were your mind at? Just so you know, if you're keeping score.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, why I'm at it. **** you too, Alabama. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker: tic -tac, facts, and make them work. Jesus is like, yeah, fuck it. I might as well go all in. I'm GBA. Jesus is like, guilty by association? Fuck it, I'm in. I'm on board with all the shenanigans and all the bullshit. When I actually do win an Oscar this time, I'm going to forget you guys, though.
Speaker: That'd be great if you were the first people that he thanked. On stage in front of the entire press.
Speaker: I'd like to thank nonsensical nonsense. We're like, first and foremost, you know, because everybody's first and foremost, I'd like to say here, Jesus, like first and foremost, I'd like to thank the one and only nonsensical nonsense podcast. I wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for them talking about get your Google box out. You son of a bitch. The entire press drops their cameras and starts looking at their phones.
Speaker: Hey, they're on Spotify. They must be legit. Talking about fucking Ryan Reynolds. 10 minutes into the podcast and they're bleaching their eyes and ears. You can't unsee us and you can't unhear us. We're like AIDS. We're there for life, fuckers. They watch one show and they hate Jesus all of a sudden.
Speaker: Or they flock to the church. Like, what the? Is this a show Jesus was talking about? My job here is done. Hence the reason that we'll be outside the... Ladies and gentlemen, when you're all dead and we're dead and gone, if you would like to hang out with us, we'll be right outside the pearly gates in our own B .I.
Speaker: We're not allowed to. We have to build it for ourselves. We're not allowed. Hell has a restraining order against me. I'm not allowed within 500 feet of hell for some reason. I don't know. We're putting wristbands on people outside the Pearly Gates. They're not going to let us into heaven. So, they gave us our own little VIP square just outside the Pearly Gates but
Speaker: They think it is a burly rope. But when they hear St. Pete, so for eternity, nonsensical nonsense is going to be doing what we do best. Entertaining the masses in line and driving St. Pete absolutely insane. But are we ready to play the fugue? As I said before we went to the break,
Speaker: I'd like to say Jeff was hard at work coming, coming up with a new idea for the show, but in all honesty, he was just scrolling through somebody else do it. And then he was like, no, actually I saw, I saw, and I'll give you the background of how I thought this up as I, as usual, scrolling through TikTok. And I saw Steve Harvey clip on Family Feud. And I was like, you know what? That sounds like something we could have fun with because
Speaker: much like the trivia where we did if is this real or fake uh this is just an extension of that so i have i don't really have 15 saved i found a a link on hobby lark uh and there are 85 here i'm gonna oh wait that was that was in the ghetto my bad
Speaker: the first one and if chatters box once again, if you want to chime in, so I'm going to give the rules. Okay. I was going to say before you chime in on the questions, how's this work? Is it work just like family feud? It's going to work very similar to family feud. Uh, what is your mother? No, no, that's, that's jeopardy. So, uh, the rapist for 800
Speaker: That's not what I said to your mother last night Alex So the way this works is is a hundred people were asked a question and they take the most popular answers so the way we're gonna work this game is each question will have one winner and The closest you get to like for instance when you ask, you know name a sport that starts with W and somebody says water polo but
Speaker: another W. Name is Portland. Rasslin. Okay, so Rasslin is top pick out of the 100 people. So whoever picked Rasslin wins that round. So that's how we're gonna run it. I have the actual scores of how many people? I'm going to play for Jeeves in the chatters box. There you go. And we'll send them a swag pack. There you go. So.
Speaker: Tennis box if you guys are listening. Get involved. Put your answers in the tennis box. So this is the first one. Are you keeping score, Jeff? Yes, I am keeping score. OK. Name an Olympic sport. You would watch more often if it was played in the nude. Volleyball. OK, Chris says volleyball. Stan, what do you got?
Speaker: and I'll give you the top answer and I'll give you the lowest answer as well after. Javelin. Javelin. That is not a safe word. Javelin, you get a big red X. Javelin is not on the list. Yeah, so you get an answer. I actually was going to look for that. I was actually looking for that. I was going to say pole vaulting, but that's obvious. Not on the list also. Who the hell did you even quiz people?
Speaker: No, no, no. You should go ask 100 people, Jeff. No. OK, so this list, these have actually been asked on Family Feud at one time or another. OK, all right. Fair enough. So they have the tally right next to the action. I got you. OK. So think of an Olympic sport that you would watch more often if it was done in the nude. All right, I'm going to give a real answer.
Speaker: Curling is not on the list. I'm going to keep answering until he gets up on the list. You don't have to tell him it wasn't on the list. You have to wait. No, no. That's basically a big red X. You know, when you, if you get three wrong. So I mean, he's got three strikes at this point. So I win. So Chris wins this round with volleyball. Volleyball was the number one answer. The other answers were gymnastics, swimming, soccer, wrestling, track, field and tennis. Hold on.
Speaker: Probably gymnastics is, those are usually young ass girls doing that shit. That's weird. Jeeves said disc curling. That would be track and field. So technically, you still lost because track and field, only three people answered track and field. But track and field covers everything I said. You said curling.
Speaker: No, the javelin did say pole balling. Well, you still lose because only three people said track and field. Yeah. Okay. Um, here's an interesting one. And now there are one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight dip separate answers. You can choose the number one answer. 31 people said.
Speaker: Where might you hide something if you want to do, smuggle it into prison? Number one, Florida answer. Prison pocket. Okay, Chris says up the prison pocket. Prison pocket. Diaper. What did you say, Sam? Diaper. You're smuggling it into a prison.
Speaker: Someone's mother into you in prison. Okay, right. No, I'm going into prison in your head I bring your you're in prison. I'm gonna bring you something. How am I? There's only one hiding spot I have and it's my ass or a prison pocket whatever the right call Chris already said that one so you can't choose it. Oh In my butt same thing in In my in my foot
Speaker: I feel like a shoe, like a shoe or a sock. Is your shoe or cock? Yeah. Okay. Um... You're gonna be a fucking moron! Anybody else got a... Okay, uh... Golf Hawk said, eat it. Oh, eat it. There you go. Eat it, yeah. Uh, eat it is not on the list. Uh, Golf is here, by the way. Hey, boys! Look what I got here! Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker: So the number one answer is in a cake. Could they let you take cakes into prison with you when you get arrested? No, the point is like, I'm smuggling in to see you. It was. It was a diaper. What'd you say? The number one answer was in a cake. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Cake. Chris, you said, uh, the president wallet or up the butt.
Speaker: That is the number two answer, so Chris wins again. Stan, you said in a sock or shoe. That is answer number four or five. Underwear, bra, bribing the guard, and in your hair would also be acceptable. So once again, Chris gets another fucking point. OK. I feel like Stan's on a little bit of a delay. Is he? Am I?
Speaker: Staying two plus two. Four. Okay, it's not. Never mind. I stay connected. On which topic, on which topic might a father give his son advice? Six. Six slash. No, you know what, I won't do this. I won't do the slash.
Speaker: OK, girl, sex is not on there, but women and relationships is as I was going to say sex relationship. OK, so I said girlfriends are the same thing. Same thing. Same thing as women. That's women. Women slash relationships. Oh, OK.
Speaker: That's the answer is women slash relationships. So I'm assuming that would encompass sex and girlfriend. Stop saying whether it is or is not on there. Just take the answers. Well, no, because if it's not on there, you don't just take the answers. All right. And then and then and then reveal it. And then and then and then you can be like, you know, we're not doing it like you either got it or you didn't. Yeah, exactly like family feud. Get our answers.
Speaker: Okay. And give a different answer than the women relationships or sex. Okay. Well, that's what I was going to say. Sex. You already took that one. So Stan can't crave. I know you're summarizing sex and relationships. Let's move forward. I'm driving. Driving. Okay. Well,
Speaker: I specifically said I'm not because I know how on Family Feud it'll be like sex slash relationships And I said sex but I and then I was like and but I'm not gonna do the slash I'm not gonna do that. That's in relationships. Well relationships So my answer was sex Chris said sex which which driving stances driving and
Speaker: Uh, Twix says marriage. So the number one answer was women and relationships. Actually, I think we should just null avoid this one altogether. Understood. Okay. We can skip that. Moving forward, Jeff, from question four on.
Speaker: take the answers. And then once we get the answers, you have to remember the chatters boxes got a little bit of a delay. Right. Give them a few seconds to, you know, give them a few seconds to chime in. And then just be like, all right, well, Stan said driving, Glick said sex, Mr. D's. Then you read off all the answers to us.
Speaker: So the three people said sports, three people said driving, four people said alcohol or drugs, six people said child, children and family, 11 people said personal finance, 21 people said jobs, and 48 people said women and relationships.
Speaker: out of out of the so jeeves said marriage which is relationship but if you're keeping technically jeeves would win jeeves got that answer right and then stan would come in second second but i feel like sex could be incompetent but i'm not gonna argue that's why i said it
Speaker: I think sex, but you don't, when you have that talk with your kid, it's about sex. It's not about your girlfriend. You're giving advice. So like, you know, yeah, you're not talking about, Oh man, me and my girlfriend got into a fight because I wanted Taco Bell and she wanted that relationship. That's relationship advice. That's why I stopped it. I wasn't going to add that sex part is said homie, we're a goddamn condiment. Shut up.
Speaker: Don't put it in the wrong hole, jackass. Exactly. Unless she's into that. Exactly. So I'm giving that round to Jeeves. Make sure she doesn't have a wiener. A wiener. I'm giving that round to Jeeves. The next one is, you name a language. Go ahead. Comments. Rick is here. Hey, man.
Speaker: Rick, I got something especially for you, sir. Fucking Rick is here. This is for you. Call me where you make it. You like to see homeless naked? Call me where you make it. Yeah, you like to see homeless naked. That's cool, man. Whatever. No, no, no, no, no. Call me where you make it. Call me where you make it. Oh, everybody know that.
Speaker: likes to see homos naked. I don't help me. I love that clip. God likes to see homos naked for the time being until I find something better. Yeah. Why does Jim look like he's captive somewhere? He says Jeff is currently in in Gitmo. Yes.
Speaker: So for the next question. Cool. Random Rick, we introduced a new segment. Feel free to steal it if you'd like. You seem to like to steal from us. We're doing a Family Feud style trivia game. Chatters box, get involved. I'm trying to teach Jeff how to properly host a game on the podcast.
Speaker: So it's, I'm sending you a huge segment and show it to him. I'm currently up two to one, by the way. You are.
Speaker: Well, actually Stan has no point most Stan Say got the last question. Oh, no, we know I'm boy. He's got it. Oh, we know I'm avoiding it Yeah, because you were just oh we gave it to mr. Twix or whatever Okay, are you keeping track for the chatters box? You're giving them as they're as they're chiming in. Yes. Okay, okay Okay, so the next question name a language that makes anything sound sexy. Oh
Speaker: Spanish or latin. I am addi Latino, Spanish or latin
Speaker: because Antonio Manderas makes my boxers wet. Yeah, it does. And Random Rick says Spanish as well. You can't answer the same as me, Random Rick. Stop copying me, Random Rick. Anybody else? Are you trying to be like Mike? Are you trying to be like Mike? You trying to single white female me? Random Rick, you gonna cut your hair like mine next? You're gonna go fucking beard too.
Speaker: You're going to call yourself the champ? He's going to go get a belt. You're going to start saying, peace out, A -town down. Nice. So, sorry, we're ready to break it. I have heat, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, I see that. We have our official pod. We have our first official podcast war. Chris, Chris, be honest. It's called sexual tension.
Speaker: You know what you call what you want to call it. It is LGBTQ Pride Month and don't fucking judge us. Sexual attention. Accept us and acknowledge us. We're here and we're queer. Yas claim. So the
Speaker: Lowest answer for this question of name a language that makes anything sound sexy three people said Japanese this one I find funny German There's nothing sexy about Japanese or German just sounds Hangry random Rick One thing we can finally agree on he is very sus my friend Nine people said Portuguese
Speaker: 10 people said british slash english that's gross 11 people said spanish 21 people said italian and 40 people said french so stan wins this round uh no that it's it's basically they if if multiple people say something that counts let's give just give us our top five we don't need okay understood so stan actually wins this round with one point so
Speaker: Fazzez. Fazzez. Let's see. A little bit of an easy one. Name something you do not want to do on a Sunday.
Speaker: be an altar boy, the Catholic Church. But you do. One, two, three, count them. That's the third time. Yeah. Catholic sons of why am I so angry at the Catholics tonight? I don't know. Chris, tell us what they did. What? Show us on the crucifix where they touched us or touched you. Oh, that's another one.
Speaker: Wow. Hey, Richard Moe. Name something you don't want to do on a Sunday. Anything. Actually, not on the list, but OK. OK, well, you're not supposed to tell me that, but shit. Name something you don't want to do on a Sunday. Reagan Rick said Moe. Actually, no, Chris, your answer is on there. I just saw it. Work.
Speaker: Yeah. I'm going to stick with anything because it's Sunday, man. OK. And yard work, Random Rick says. Watch your podcast. Good thing we're not on on Sundays. Yeah, we're also not on the list. I mean, we roll into Sunday sometime, but. I kind of got to I'm going to give you the top five, but Chris is anything is actually the number seven. It's three people said so.
Speaker: Um, and then the top call Fox said French while you're on a delay. Uh, so the top four from that is chores, which was where random Rick has a yard work. Uh, well instead had work 12 people said that, hold on. Aaron's 14 people said work was the number two answer with 25 people saying so.
Speaker: and wake up early is the number one answer for 26 people. So Stan has tied it up. Stan, Stan's tying it up, baby. Two of us. We've done that before. A little bit of an easy one. Like 15 minutes away from a break. Name a fruit that reminds you of a human body part.
Speaker: Wavos Banana banana Stan name a fruit that reminds you of a body part Apple And random Rick said melon damn in golf walk You must be on a really bad delay because golf because random Rick is in there. Yeah, he is so the top five answers are
Speaker: are coconut, cantaloupe, watermelon, which I'll kind of go as melon, peach, and banana. So Chris - Boom! The big dog's back with the number one answer. 100 gay guys surveyed. Banana is number one. Have you listened to your background picture? Who are you calling gay?
Speaker: I've only said it on four of them. P is a lost cause. I mean, you're a hundred percent accurate. You've only said on four. I'll get the fifth one later. Name something that is often made out of rubber. Tires. Tires? Stan? I know where your head's at. Condominium. I mean, condominium.
Speaker: minor lambskin, bitch. Random Rick, Chris already said tires. You can't take that. Yeah. Bitch. Stop copying me. I need more kiddie pool. People.
Speaker: kiddie pool, small pool on his 10 for 10. It stands 10 year olds warehouse for it. Uh, so the top five answers were gloves, boots and shoes. Well, that's what I told, that's what I told Jeff to pause and wait for the chat. So ball.
Speaker: And the number one answer was tires. So Chris, you got another one. That's the second one in a row. I've had three of my four correct answers have been number one answers. Because it's the obvious answer. It definitely could be the fact that I'm fucking amazing. No, it's not that. Name something people do to try to get out of a speeding ticket. Cry.
Speaker: That's the number one answer. Say they have to use the bathroom. Take a **** and take a piss. I got **** Well, that's what I told Jeff to. That's what I told Jeff to. I apologize. Keep the chatter's box score separate from our scores. Right. Oh, well, I didn't do that but I just kind of. That way, the chatter's box can kind of fight each
Speaker: So, you said take a **** or have to use the restroom. Yeah, restroom. Stan says, cry. Anybody got anything else? Works. Fake asthma. He says, work emergency is what I'm assuming Rick was. No, he said, faith and asthma attack. Asthma attack. That's actually kind of good. Yeah.
Speaker: Oddly enough, down on the list. I don't think that's specifically on the list, but I think somewhere along those lines is on the list. I think flirt's number two. So I have to read all these, because they're actually kind of funny. So two people said, offer their body. Oh, yeah, just do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Three people said, ask for a selfie. Four people said, drive away.
Speaker: Eight people said be honest. Another eight people said ask for warning. Somebody said, 11 people said offer money. 12 people said plead innocent slash ignorant. 23 people said flirt and 27 people said cry. So Stan gets the golden prize with cry. And I called number two, three, four.
Speaker: use the restroom was not on there. Not on there. Oddly enough. Just be honest as I found out. Memorial Day. We just went ahead and use the restroom while he was talking to you. Maybe. I mean, I had to go. You see why you pulled me up.
Speaker: Alright. Who do you really hope not to run into when you're out on a date? Your ex. Your ex. Damn. This says your ex. Start your way out of it. Your parents.
Speaker: I was going to say I was going to, I was going to give you X standing and I was going to say, no, we, we tied, you get it. It's your show. God damn it. You were, you were just a hair faster. I actually heard before I heard Stan. So integrity Stan. Cheers. Uh, random Rick or what, what the hell is that? Did you have a stroke? Cthulhu.
Speaker: I don't know what that is. It's a mythological creature. Sea creature. Ah, got it. Got it. Okay. Anyway, I've got an answer. Harambe. That would be better to say. Harambe. Harambe. Yeah, if you were a 10 -year -old boy, that would not be a good idea to run into Harambe. Or a 10 -year -old boy, and you run into a cat. Top five answers. Top five answers were sibling, friend, parent, coworker, or boss.
Speaker: And the number one answer was X. However, they do have a drunk priest, mugger, and spouse. Yes. Well, I had a split second and there would have been a question, but I hesitated for a split second and I almost said husband or wife and I hesitated and it was like easy.
Speaker: Too easy, right? Other than a speed bump, name something that many drivers violate, even though they're meant to control traffic. A yield sign.
Speaker: Crosswalk. I don't know. Can I use yield? Can I say yield sign? You can say whatever the hell you want. You can. It is on the list. I don't know how you violate a yield sign, but, yeah. Okay. Well, I don't care if it's on the list or not, but Stan said stop sign. I said yield. Right. And so there's a couple... There's two signs on the list, so... Random Rick also says yield sign. Stop copying, Stan, Rand. Every time. Every time. What the hell? You know what? You know what? Why didn't he change his name? His name's not... His name's not Random Rick anymore.
Speaker: It's, it's, it's, it's, it's Glendom Glick. It's Stolen Glick. Stolen Glick. You're, you're, you're Stolen Glick. It's Stolen Glick. Instead of Stolen Baller, it's Stolen Glick. Just change your name. I don't believe it. So the, the, uh, there are, there are a total of five answers. So the least popular answer was yield time.
Speaker: 15 people said yellow light, 16 people said red light, 21 people said carpool lane, and 39 people said stop sign. So Stan, coming back. Well, what is it? What is it? Five, three? I have to double check. Let's see. Chris has five. Stan has four. Oh. And Gene says one. Eh, I don't like your calculations. I'm good at doing that.
Speaker: Chris this is for the first time you fly First and foremost random Rick. I think you forgot where you are. You're in the land of nonsensical nonsense in this land I am the King ding dong. So what I say therefore I answered before you
Speaker: and you're copying me. My vision is to talk to your lawyers and the cease and desist orders will continue coming. We should have to put our answers in it, Jack. We could. Name something, Chris, this is great for you for the first time you fly. Name something you really hope your pilot is not doing. Drinking.
Speaker: Okay. At the same time, I feel like I'd be a lot more at ease if I was drinking with my pilot. Before the flight, so he's hammered. Yeah. Just put me in the cockpit. We could just do shots together. I don't know. What'd you say, Stan? Sleeping. He did it on purpose. I guarantee you he did it on purpose to get a rise out of you. The number, the top five is texting.
Speaker: drinking, drugs, and taking a nap. So Stan wins this one, tying it up. Nice. How many more we got left? How many more we got left? Three more, four more. Four more. All right, four more. Oh. Thank you. I like your calculations. This is actually, I think we've actually. I got a piss. Good luck. You know that's a legal. Hold this thing for me. It's still illegal.
Speaker: Grown man on the little boy's penis. Grown man on the little boy's penis makes you feel like a Catholic priest. Good to know. The stewardess is actually on the list, Rick. Uh, it is actually, I think I gotta go back. It is the sixth one on the list.
Speaker: And then the final one on this is bathroom break. Every time I take a piss, I feel like I'm more than qualified to be a Catholic priest. So this is a little bit more serious. But after how many dates is a relationship considered serious? After how many dates? Today or 20 years ago? As of today, sure. I don't know. It doesn't say.
Speaker: After how many dates is a relationship concern? That Rick answer. Serious. Yeah. Before you go, let Rick, go ahead. Give us your answer first. Okay. You know, he's not going to give you an answer. He's going to wait until I give my answer and then it's going to be answered. Well, go ahead and give your answers gentlemen. Three. Yeah. I was going to say three. Um, I'll, I'll, I'll go prices, right? And say two.
Speaker: So I'll give you the full list because Chris yours is lower the lowest answer is one date which Second answer with 13 people saying so two dates 14 people said 10 dates 14 people also said three dates 17 people said four dates and 21 people said five dates nice
Speaker: So random Rick actually wins this round with five wins this round. And it's what are we still saying tie? Because you said that the chatters box was included or well, I can keep them separate. I basically have a column for everybody. Technically Jeeves and random Rick are tied and, uh, you guys are tied.
Speaker: So Stan, what was your answer for this? You said three. Stan actually technically won this one. Yeah, Stan won this one. So Stan is winning. I delayed. We have three more to go. I'm so confused. I'm so confused too. I wish Jeff would really talk to me about these things before it actually happens live on the show.
Speaker: So we can work out the kings beforehand. Move forward. It all works in my head. Name a place that would be profitable to rob if you could get away with it. Bank. Jewelry store. Rick? What is one day? Love at first sight.
Speaker: I mean, I mean, um. Well, we're ready. Rick says Walmart. I became official before we had one date. Yeah, but you guys were talking for a while. Yeah, we were talking for a hot minute and then I and then I drove out to PA and I surprised her and got yelled at because that night we were only split. We were supposed to meet halfway and I drove all the way out to it, right? And I surprised her at work so.
Speaker: Oh, how cute. So it's not that big of a surprise. She worked at a bar. She was a part. Yeah. You're going to drive over there to drive three hours. She gave you three free drinks. What you got there. Well, not only does she give me free drinks and I didn't realize they were free, but at the end of the night after the bar was closed, her boss kept giving me alcohol. And I'm like, yeah. Top five answers is car dealership.
Speaker: Four people said that. Museum, six people said. Casino, 16 people said. Jewelry store, which was Chris's at 28 people. No, Stan said Jewelry store. And the number one answer, bringing it back to a tie, is Chris with 37 people saying bank. The king of the comeback. You see what happens when it doesn't take for years.
Speaker: Oh, if you heard your bathroom door open as you were making love, who would you really hope not to see when you looked up? Your mom or dad? Your kid. Nick and grandma. I don't know if you see that clip. Funny. I think I like like
Speaker: I don't know. I leave it as it is. I said parents. I said kids. Kid. Okay. Random Rick said Walmart. I don't know what that means. Hold on. Hold on, Joe. Give the chatters box a moment. Yeah, give him a minute. I wouldn't be mad if Walmart. I wouldn't be mad if Walmart opened up my bathroom door. There are eight possible answers, by the way. I only care about the five. Understood.
Speaker: however, the last one on here is actually kind of funny. TMC. Yeah. Well, we're the last one. I'm going to read the last one because it's it it is actually two people said a serial killer. Yeah. And then the top five are three people said a robber. Four people said the maid. Six people said the in -laws.
Speaker: 12 people said your parents and 63 people said your kids. So with the children, which is kind of like how Stan likes it. I'm just saying. I mean, in your old warehouse. Exactly.
Speaker: for rich people and motherfucking maid, right? Now, Chris, this one... Rich people would be fucking the maid. So, in that case, if it was for rich people, you would say your wife or husband. Right. Maid slash pool boy. So, who is most likely to know a man's most embarrassing secret? His best friend.
Speaker: That's what I said last night when I was going over these with the kids. His brother. Not the answer. If that's what you said. You said your brother. I'm saying it's about the winner right here. Man, you're going to be surprised. The actual number one has actually kind of shocked me. Mike. I said best friend.
Speaker: Yeah. The caveat to that is a wife and my wife is one of my best friends. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Speaker: uh, priest or wife. Okay. But they don't have because I said best friend. There are, there are six possible answers. I'm gonna read them all. Doctor was the lowest answer. Dog, sibling, best friend, parent,
Speaker: and romantic partner or wife. Oh, it comes down to the final question, Stanley. So it is literally down to the final question. See, I knew I'd love this fucking game. We're the same fucking person. Actually, no, that was the final question. So we're going to tie. There's no way. Oh, yeah, that is that it was. That was because we null avoided the one. Yeah, so we've got to do one more. So for the tie, gentlemen. Tiebreaker, Stanley.
Speaker: Name a profession that might sometimes require its members to be naked. Podcast. Name a job that sometimes might require its members, the people working there, to be naked. When they're on the job? Correct.
Speaker: So like football is not in the locker room. No, like part of the job. Model. actress, actor. That's going to be number one. Damn it. No, I think stripper is. And random Rick wins it with stripper of number one answer. Number two answer is model.
Speaker: And number three is acting. So I win this show Random Rick by himself because nobody else is playing. Right. So technically Chris wins with eight and Stan has seven. Random Rick has two. All I have to say, gentlemen. Stan, you really fucking let me down here, brother. I'm just saying. The ship is here!
Speaker: So there it is that is our family feud episode so
Speaker: Like I said, I, I have, uh, and I literally tried to grab the best ones. Yeah. Damn. You are beautiful. Still my baby. Stan, Stan, Stan.
Speaker: You know, Stan, I would like to say you gave a valiant effort and a valiant fight. And you were by far my greatest competitor. Yeah, out of all the games we played, this is the closest one we bet. I absolutely destroy these guys, everything we do. So I look forward to next Wednesday night.
Speaker: with all four of us in the building. Hopefully, you know, yeah. And I'll do a, I'm going to send him, I'm going to send him some Stanley few, uh, questions. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Stateless, stately feud was awesome. Um, you're like, did not even register until we had already started the show. And I was like, Oh, shit. Stay used to do that. But.
Speaker: Until next week, gentlemen, the champion reigns supreme. Oh, he'll click. The champ is here. Don't stroke his ego. I look forward to next Wednesday night in the second hour. When, when hopefully all four of us are here and I get to not only will I be opening the poll.
Speaker: the pool to the show, but the chatter's box is an open challenge. So your answers count as long as they're not the same as mine, random Rick. Yeah. Like I said, I think I'm gonna kind of work on. Or should we do like we did the starting five and have a show winner and a chatter's box winner. Why?
Speaker: Well, because they're on a delay. Yeah, they have a there. There's like a one random rate copies me to win. He can have his Asterix championship. I wish I could say it was random.
Speaker: But it's not. I did not give the answer to her hand. I mean, I censored myself. I held that because I feel like Stan is on a little bit of a delay. I think so too. So I waited. I think you answered first for the first half of the game. I think we both answered first. It was an advantage to either one of us.
Speaker: Yeah. So, you know what? You know what? You know what? I'll be. That's why I say we should enter our answers into the chat board and it's one big game. Yeah. But I mean, the problem is, is there's such a delay unless we put it into our private chat. Yeah, we can do that. I feel like you type way faster than I do because I'm a one finger pecker. Yeah, you are.
Speaker: You don't play forever, Triple R podcast. You don't even play a game. You just stole my gimmick. And yeah, do it with you and your friend. Exactly. Oh, wow. You guys don't even have names for Triple R. Whatever that guy's name is. CDR or something. I don't know. So aggressive.
Speaker: I'm sorry. There's there's there's there's there's there's real heat between random Rick and I right here. We've all heard of radio wars. We call that sexual tension. This is a. That's why I told him it's a sexual tension. It's they just need to go to some place. If you guys are doing family feud. I will pillage your women and rape your village. Random Rick. There it is.
Speaker: I'm just saying we're setting a trend. That's all we're doing Chris. We're influencers here. Nonsense. We're going to change our names to influencer one and influencer two. Oh my God. I want to be, I want to be an under the influencer under the influencer. I am under the influence.
Speaker: We'll go get a drink or go. We're taking a break. Go get a drink or go get some cocaine or whatever you guys do down there in Tampa. I gotta do nothing. At the end of the day, the champ is here. The champ reigns supreme, reigning, undefeated, greatest of all time.
Speaker: this guy right here. You want some? Come get some. If you're so confident, why don't you come up on the show and participate? Why don't you come up on the show live and participate? Let's see if you can take me out. Oh, good. I digress. With that being said, ladies and gentlemen, let's take a real quick break.
Speaker: if we if we shell and I have Steve and the seagulls with their cover of now that name sounds familiar. They should because we had them on not too long ago.
Speaker: We played them not too long ago, and I think it got deleted, but it was one of their ACDC covers, and this is their cover of House of the Rising Sun by Steven Seagulls. There is a house up in the north woods
Speaker: They call the rising sun And it's been the ruin of the many poor boy and me Oh God, I'm a one
Speaker: My father was a tailor She sold these new blue jeans My father was a gambling man Lord, I've been in the North Woods Now you're within a gambler needs his suitcase and a trunk
Speaker: And the only time he's satisfied is when he's so on a drum
Speaker: He fills his glass up to the brim And he'll pass the cards around And the only pleasure he gets out of life Is rambling from town to town Oh, tell my baby sister Not to do what I have done
Speaker: They call the rise in Sunday.
Speaker: There's one foot on the platform And the other foot on the train I'm going back to the north woods To swing that accent blade I'm going back to the north woods My race is almost run
Speaker: I'm going back to end my life Down in the rising sun
Speaker: There is a house in the north walls They call a rising sun And it's been the run of many poor boy and me Oh God, I'm the one
Speaker: Yeah, buddy. Little Steven the Seagulls with their cover of House of the Rising Sun. I love that song. I do. I love that song and there's been so many bands throughout. It's almost that song. What's that? It's a stapler.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of, a lot of bands, a lot of, you know, when you go, when you, when you go to like, um, like a bar or whatever, and they got a local band, they all do it. They all do that. They all do fucking Freebird. It is what it is. Freebird! Freebird!
Speaker: No, I haven't. Cat was like playing in a local bar in some random drunk guy and it's Kat and he's playing and he's got the mic in his face and then it flashes. Like it transitions that he was a drunk guy and he was like, play free word. And then it came back to get one.
Speaker: But welcome back to Nonsensical Nonsense, everybody. That is the most... That's like the top three... One of the top three most beautiful sounds in the world. I have a better one. Well, I dare challenge you, but let me finish what I'm saying. Go ahead. Welcome back to Nonsensical Nonsense, everybody. We got Stumpalopagus, the one and only Jeff,
Speaker: because you're short and you're fat. Stump a lump I guess. He's not here, but somebody had to eat on the show tonight. So Jeff is doing it. We have the one and only stand down day. Oh. Hanging out. With us, it's been a long time coming. And then ladies and gentlemen, last but not least.
Speaker: The one and only. The champ is here. The champ click. Brain is supreme. Looking down upon my kingdom. Looking down upon my peasants. And once again, reminding you of my dominance and my greatness. All challengers welcomed. I dare you.
Speaker: whether it be in the trivial form. Trivial. Or the mental form. The tough guy form, I can't beat you. Mentally handicapped, you definitely take the win in that one, Jeff. I was born without it. And if you're not already, you're silly. Mentally, let me introduce you to my new best friend, Neil deGrasse Tyson. Let's play this game.
Speaker: Well, Neil Degrassi, first of all, his name is Degrassi. Regardless of that, motherfucker. But first and foremost, his name's Neil Degrassi High, where Drake got shot in the back and was in a wheelchair. So who's going to take that ass clown serious? Ladies and gentlemen, if you're not already, you want to see my greatness at work, go ahead and check out those social medias.
Speaker: anyone to see my peasants as well, I guess. Go ahead and check out social medias, Facebook, Instagram, and Tiki Taki. Don't forget to hang out with us live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays at 6pm on YouTube and Twitch. 6pm ish. And if you can't listen to us live, go ahead and hit up.
Speaker: Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts and all that nonsensical nonsense podcast, you know, the drill, give it a follow, give it a listen. If you'd be so kind, give it a share and don't forget to share the live as well. No, I have a caveat to the greatest sound ever. I'm sorry.
Speaker: I said, one of the top three greatest sounds of all time. Okay, what would be your, let's - Well, what is your caveat, Jeffrey? Because I already know what you're gonna say. Enlighten me, what am I gonna say? Well, I mean, it's you. I mean, it is you. Her zipper, her zipper.
Speaker: I was going to say it is you. We know you like to work at the glory hole in the Bukaki Palace. So your favorite sound is your number one obvious favorite sound is the sound of a man going, I'm coming. Shut up.
Speaker: It's also Stan's favorite sound. Not only are you guys short, but honestly, what would you say best sound in the world is? Well, I mean, at the end of the day, everybody knows I'm a drunk.
Speaker: And I love alcohol, and I do love the sound of a fresh beer opening. But one of my favorite sounds in the world, and this is going to shock a lot of people. Is this out of your own voice? Again, I said this is going to shock a lot of people. I don't know.
Speaker: Hello. Have you ever listened to the podcast? Have you ever seen on Periscope? Have you ever seen me on TikTok? Everybody knows I love the sound of my own voice. No, my favorite sound in the world is baby noises. Really? Yeah, I love
Speaker: I love the sound of a baby, not necessarily like the, like the, like the, they're kind of like, they're kind of giggling. They're kind of like, like the, the, and even some baby cries, you know what I mean? But not like that. Not like
Speaker: end of the fucking world is I'm I'm I'm a month old and it's the end of my fucking world as I know it right like calm down. I am wake up. No, you know, but like some like that baby cry like that baby why you know, I'm hungry. I got a wet diaper.
Speaker: I, you know, I'm tired, but yeah, baby noises is, and I've said this, I'm done. I am done having kids. I don't want no more babies. I'm not going to have no more babies. I'm still trying to get rid of mine.
Speaker: As I've told Tony a couple times I'm good, but I ain't that fucking good even Nikki has told her friends He's good, but he ain't that fucking good because She's missing key components in the making so there's no more babies that are gonna be had from us But I love babies man, and I love baby sounds that's one of my favorite sounds in the world I'll be I'll hear a baby a mile away and be like oh
Speaker: I'm already having the worst fucking day in the world and hear a baby noise. And just as a, as a car guy, a good idol of the right motor. And I couldn't tell you what motor, but that good. Yeah. But my Bronco had that, my Bronco had that nice, sexy, I know what you're saying, but my Bronco just idling had that nice, right. That little, yeah.
Speaker: And it kind of goes along with, I have a weird thing. I love the smell of a good exhaust. You know that. Stan's favorite sound is at the 10 year old's warehouse. That's fatty. I want my daddy. I want my mom. The school bell coming out. My favorite sound is that second snore. Well, that's a yes.
