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Speaker: We got Tony D in the building. Jeff is back. I'm your host
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Speaker: Gentlemen, what's going on? Tony D, what's going on here? How's your tooth and shit feeling? Went to the dentist, did some antibiotics to help me out. Got to have a major procedure done. More money than I got right now. Got to help me. Are they going to pull it? Who can now? I was going to say, fuck that, man. I got a pair of pliers in a toolbox. I'll rip that shit out. I say, fuck that, and I also say, fuck you.
Speaker: a couple glasses of Jack and Coke and open wide, daddy. I got it. I'm only ever clear for that shit. Whatever you need. I do like pulling teeth. I'm switching shifts in two weeks. So I'm going to swings. I'm like, great. Right when school starts. Yeah, that was really fun. I'm like, damn, but this side.
Speaker: The only problem is going to be getting Jason more than anything. Got a couple other things I need to happen, a couple other procedures I need to look into that I just don't want to send him about yet, but able to make it work in the morning, so that's a good thing. It's going to be a real tight next two months for me. I was going to say, how long are your swings? Two months, wow. Probably going to be three. I'm probably going to be three. Only because I didn't do it.
Speaker: for a few years and they're short on some of the qualified folks and trying to spread us out, which I understand that because I've been watching, I've been seeing it and I was fighting it. I already know the hell I'm going here when I got to go. So it's going to be a mess. It's really going to be a mess with Jason. He's going to be like, daddy, when you come in, I'll get you on the weekends. I'll get you on the weekends. When I get there, when I get there, it gets crazy because he wants to be around. He hates when I'm on this shit.
Speaker: Well, I mean, it's not a fun thing, but it's kind of like it's the nature of the beast, so to speak. It is initially the beast. Honestly, a couple of days can work out better, but I always like being on standby ready in case I got to go jump again for something. You know what I'm saying? That I get fried out of more than anything. What's going on with y 'all? Oh, you know, same old thing, different day.
Speaker: Living life this this this week we Added a Seven people to my team and I'm Setting up phones for everybody setting up emails for everybody and training everybody and the training port Yeah, well the training the training is actually easy and
Speaker: It's just getting your point across. And then, of course, you know, seven people ask the same question seven different ways. Seven different ways. And once I get everybody onboarded and rocking and rolling, it will work out. And unfortunately, or fortunately, or
Speaker: However you want to look at it, I'm in charge of them. It's kind of like a really scary thought. You're the head train. Well, no, I'm in charge of their day -to -day operation. Let's see what's crazy. I had to train two dudes a day. And they'll be like, here we go, some new guys coming. Give me two of them. Let's go. That's all I do. Give me two. Let's go. But it's, you know, it is what it is. It's the nature of the beast, as I said.
Speaker: And I'm actually looking forward to it because it's potentially a lot more money coming. Right. It's always more money when you're training people because you get more responsibility and they're going to pay you more for handling that. Well, no, but like it's they are going to be contacting businesses and setting appointments for me. And so those are all all those businesses will go through me.
Speaker: Alright, gotcha. And you know, so now I have multiple WhatsApp groups that I have to follow all day. And I was on the phone last night with a couple of them until like 930 10 o 'clock. And I was like, well, not even training, just kind of going over, you know, the training part, it's easy, call this business, tell me your this, this, this, this, this, that's it, do it, set the appointment.
Speaker: And then of course, you know, questions arise, you know, you're going to say this. So this, I guess, starting tomorrow where they're going to start shadowing me on my calls so that because the, the, what we do at my company is, is very complex. And if you don't have the right answer, it doesn't look good. So, well, yeah, I can't, it could potentially cost money.
Speaker: So it comes down to, uh, I'm going to have to have them shadow me and, and, and that way they can ask questions. And it's just with what we do, it's more of a repetition thing. The more you do it, the more you learn, the more, the more, cause I say the same, I repeat myself 400 times a day and you know, it is what it is. But that's how I learned repetition. Just like,
Speaker: Well, no, but I mean, like my training, my training lasted all of 30 seconds. I was told because Tony, you know this phrase. I'm a soldier. Just do as I do it as I told. And when I started, I was told, just do it. All right. And I didn't even know what a what document documents that I look at today and to read backwards, forwards, upside down.
Speaker: I didn't even know what they were back then, two years ago. Now I can tell you if it's right, wrong, or if it's going to pass inspection or not. And that comes from just doing it. And I don't want, for me, that's a great way to learn. Just throw me in with the sharks. I'll come out with the dead shark. Um, but I don't want anybody else to have to learn that way because it's a pain in the ass to learn if you're not used to it.
Speaker: So I'm slowly pushing, but it'll be fun. But that's about it. That's what I've been doing since Monday. Another day in the hood.
Speaker: I mean, not really, but I don't live in the hood either, but I definitely don't live in suburbia. Well, Pearl, I always bought a suburbia second. Yeah. Well, no, no, that's not true. That's not true because, uh, where my, my cousins grew up, you want to talk about suburbia? Jesus Christ. Yeah. No, not a whole lot, man. Just saying the same thing. Go work, Jim, come home. Yeah.
Speaker: daily routine, hang out with the kids, hang out with the girlfriend. Yeah, see, I was about to catch him on that too. I was about to get in trouble. With a little honey. Miss labeling. Is it called a walk? Yes. 100%. But tell him if he takes the legs off too, becomes a mat.
Speaker: But for this little parental advisory up there, those of you with sensitive feelings and are really sensitive and get butt hurt too easily, you're probably not going to want to listen to this first hour or so of the show because I'm a little agitated with the world today. And I'm a little agitated.
Speaker: And I'm a little agitated with the race baters and the people who want to cry racism over nothing. Oh, you've been on TikTok, I see. And everything else. And the first thing I want to start this out with, I would like to ask you gentlemen, if you've ever heard of this person, Carly Jessie Smollett Russell. You an asshole. That's dumb, bitch. Let's do this. You an asshole. Wait, what'd she do?
Speaker: She was supposedly kidnapped and it was all a ruse and it got the whole damn world. It just came out about an hour ago. I think they said the cops did some story and I didn't nothing's adding up. She stole shit from where I was. I was
Speaker: I love me some Candace Owens and she's been live. I do too. I've been kind of half as following the story, but I didn't bring the story up and I didn't say anything about the story on purpose because shit wasn't adding up. No, it wasn't. It was not. I agree. And I was just getting out of the shower and I got the notification. Candace Owens was live. I'm like, what the hell?
Speaker: random that Candace is live. I love that. So I just clicked on it and she was talking about this case and I'm back here in the bathroom and I'm like I fucking knew it. I fucking knew this bitch was lying. I knew she was on some shit. I did the same thing but another story but yeah go ahead. But I don't know the truth behind it. I know when I saw the camera video I didn't see nobody.
Speaker: I really didn't see anybody. And I've been on that highway. It is very fucking dark. I want to know how she saw what she said she saw. She was driving real slow with her hazards on. I'm like, why were you driving real slow with your hazards on? Because she thought she saw some inside the road. Yeah. Well, there was no toddler.
Speaker: No, I'm sorry. If I see someone outside the road, people. No other calls or reports of a child missing. So I'm like, okay, this is not going to look good already. Well, police are saying there's no proof of her calling 911. They're saying that that's made up. So I guess supposedly she had stole some stuff from work. Not the major like toilet paper and shit like that. Nothing to like.
Speaker: throw her in jail for the rest of her life. But our machine was at work that day. She had looked up information on Amber Alerts and she was also researching the movie Taken. This is all on her phone records. If you're going to do stuff, do it on a burner phone or, you know, race your phone history. What were they looking for with my question?
Speaker: It's a criminal case. Who cares what they were looking for. She, I wonder why it was because they, they're exposing everything that was on her phone. I'm like, okay, why are they doing it? Let's just get kidnapped. The math wasn't math and shit wasn't adding up. So now they're investigating her as well. I don't blame them for investigating her. I don't, I mean, that answers your question right there. Now, this is where I guess what should she go to jail for is the question.
Speaker: The district attorney like if I tell you if I tell the cops that Tony beat me up. But I but he didn't. Well, I have no repercussions for me making that claim as as of right now. I wouldn't I do to make it was a district attorney. He said that as of right now, they're not sure if there is going to be any charges, but again, but should be.
Speaker: Yeah, there can be there. Absolutely. 100 % can also go. Okay. What, what report did she file? She was on the news. There's got to be some report. It was a public outcry or search to search for her. That's why I was on the news. She literally said she wasn't good. No, please get involved. They're saying, please report.
Speaker: There is a police report. She filed a fake police report. She said she was kidnapped. She made false accusations about white guys that she made up. She made up a whole story about the baby. She wasted countless hours and money. You roll your eyes, but it's taxpayers' money. This is the original story that I read. I don't know if any charges will happen. I think it should definitely be fine, something.
Speaker: Now, I remember was somebody posted about what happened, and everybody just circulated it. That was the original story. So any police files whatever I have not seen it or heard this or what originally when I heard about it and when I saw it.
Speaker: She was on a highway. There's a phone call and everybody circulates. See the story circulated. So the media jumped on it. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, exactly. And, and, and the problem is, is once she showed back up at home miraculously, you know, from her kidnappers, that was a, there was a report filed. She followed, there was a whole report, a whole statement that she filled out, stating what happened. And then she was on the phone with 911 about a toddler.
Speaker: And I don't want, you know, they're saying there's, there's no recorded history of a phone call that she made. That was straight point to everybody. Nobody else called the reporter, the child on the highway. Alabama will report that shit. There's a baby on the highway today, but y 'all need to get the fuck out here. Alabama. You've driven on that road. I don't know anything about that area. Is it a rural area or is it a populated area?
Speaker: Very quiet highway. That's why there's such an outcry. There ain't fuck. Let me take that back. It's been 20 years. It's been on the highway. I know how quiet it is. There's not much. And if there is by now, okay, but if there's a toddler in a diaper on the highway, everybody's going to know. Everybody's going to report that. Yes.
Speaker: Not only that, but - But if it's a dark highway and you're doing, it's a highway, so, uh, similarly, you're doing 55 at night. Are you going to see it? Yes. You might see something by me. How many times have you been driving down the road and there's been an animal on the side of the road?
Speaker: It could be a diver. It could be a cow. It could be a fucking steer. When I'm driving at night, I'm looking to see if something's going to jump out the dark. That's why I say I get that. I get that. Yes, I'm usually looking for my next beer. But I mean, that's the other reason why you want to see it. That's called a road beer. No, but it's like if I see a toddler on the side of the highway, I'm going to stop and then call the cops right then and say, hey, I'm right here. There's my.
Speaker: My location, your location is picked up as soon as you call 911. Here's my next question. She went to UAB. Is there anything coming out of there? Killer, what's good? That's Cam, ain't it? Yeah, what's going on Cam? Maybe. Apparently she went to UAB.
Speaker: And then she was released. And I was thinking of abduction, sexual assault. I'm not even gonna lie, I did think that woman, I'm thinking, yeah, I'm like, okay, so I'm waiting. So there's nothing that you would - When a woman - When a woman - Or goes missing, that's your very first, I don't know who you are. Your very first thought is sexual assault. Oh yeah, I understand. Well, let's be honest. I agree. So - That's what I was thinking in the first place. They said the car was left there, everything was in the car, nothing was stolen.
Speaker: Nothing. So the shit did not look good in me. I'm like, okay, something's very fucking wrong and we just see what's going on. See how you doing. Yeah, like I said, from Jump Street, it just wasn't adding up. Hold on one second. Who's it going to? Canada. It says, dear Canada, fuck you. I got assholes. Okay. Yes, I am.
Speaker: And I proudly wear that flag. Hello. That's why you hide. I don't hide for shit. Oh, hold on. I mean, you just got the dumb ass lights on again, but, Oh, wait a minute. Huh? You got to do it properly. We learned Monday night, how to properly do it from Ryan, the simp cattle skull should be deported. Oh, madam Royal.
Speaker: I'm the queen of everything. I can't nobody gets the title. The perfect angel. Shut up, Brian. He said, no, please don't do that. No, but no, that was you know, that's you know, I avoided that story on purpose because it was early. It was early in the story. It was really early in it and in my head, she just wasn't
Speaker: adding up in any way, shape or form. And I didn't want to come out and be an asshole and be like, I think she's faking this shit. And then come to find out something really bad did happen to her. Or be sitting here tonight with a yoke on my face because you and I spent, you know, a half hour talking about it and going, Oh my God, I can't believe this happened to this poor woman. Hopefully she's all right. Hopefully the family's all right, blah, blah, blah. But now it's coming out like her parents knew about it.
Speaker: And that's why when they did the interview, they were very quiet in the interview and only answered with like one or two word answers that they knew the truth too. So it's like, this is all just breaking in the last hour. So this is all just. I gotta see that interview shit. So I mean, I haven't seen the interview myself. I'm just going off of what I was kind of looking at before I started the show and as I was listening to Candace and I like Candace on, but I also know
Speaker: I don't take her word for gospel. You know what I mean? I treat everybody else. If they say something, let me go look it up. Let me, let me go, let me go see what you're talking about. You know, I do the same thing with the hodge twins. I like those guys, but sometimes they say some crazy ass shit. And it's like, I'm like, let me go check these guys out real quick. Bring me good points, but their opinionated as well. I'm just like, all right.
Speaker: Well, yeah, but I mean, you can't make, you can't make a statement about anything about being opinionated. That's just the nature of people. Everybody's opinionated. Everybody's opinionated. They seem more opinionated than anything. Well, I think, I think they'd probably come across that way. And same thing with Candace Owen and you know, and even, you know, other people, you know, like like Ben Shapiro, he's very opinionated. That's because they have a platform. They have a large audience.
Speaker: And they, they speak to that audience. Yeah. More ears than I see and hear them. So to you and I, you know, just the average, you know, viewer or whatever, we might feel like they're super opinionated. I mean, I'm sure people feel like that about us and we are to a certain degree. We're ready. Everybody else on your folk, what y 'all hear? He is
Speaker: I can't be. I'm very offended. I can be. I'm very offended not to be. And like I said, when this story came out, I knew there was a big old outcry to share it. I'm like, okay, cool. Let me keep my eyes on it. And the first night I saw the video, I'm like... I have not heard a single thing. I haven't even watched the news in like two weeks. That's why most people don't know what's going on. They don't watch the fucking news. Well, I literally haven't had that.
Speaker: I have been paying a lot of attention. You've got a camera and a TV in front of you. You've got time to listen. I have time, but believe it or not, my phone rings constantly. So as soon as I start watching something, my phone rings and I got to turn it off or else I don't pay attention to the phone call, which is kind of the biggest pain in the ass. And then when I get off, when I get offline at work, the last thing I want to do is get offline.
Speaker: I have been listening a little bit more to the news lately, but I'm also following more. Yeah, but you follow both sides, which I find weird. Well, I mean, I still try to avoid politics. It's more pop culture and what's going on, pop culture side of the world, not necessarily the political, but unfortunately political gets mixed into it, much like this fucking case. Unfortunately, this case with Ms. Russell
Speaker: is has become, has become political and race based. Um, uh, you know, when, when at the end of the day, instead of making it about race or making it about politics, it should have been about a woman who was missing no matter, no matter what color skin and a potential toddler that was in danger. Right.
Speaker: But unfortunately, the media gets ahold of it like Tony said, you know, something came out, the media got ahold of it and ran with it while they ran one direction. It was being shared like crazy. The story was being shared, I believe the media jumped on it. I hear what you're saying about the race issue. One of the clips that I put up there had an actual fact in there, which is why it was a race issue. There's a lot of black women missing that don't get reported.
Speaker: There's a lot of women in general. We got the women in general, but other women were being reported. I mean, let's, let's talk about up in, up in Sadie's neck of the woods and up in that Northern part of America, the amount of women that go missing on a daily basis that are never reported. But there was also a line, there was, it was written in there statistically. I know I've been hearing about it for the past decade. There will be a lot. I think there's something like, as of right now there's, I think it's, um,
Speaker: And it's an outlandish number. I think it's something like 13 ,000 African -American women have gone missing in this country. I don't know the time. Is it just this year? No, I don't think it's just this year. I don't remember what the timeframe was. But it's unreported. Right, Cam is already out there. I'm telling you what they got. Here? On reports alone, they got it on there.
Speaker: People go missing daily here. People do go missing daily. Well, a lot of people go missing from DC. But they end up, it's usually - That's a very cute story. Very cute story. It's usually because they get stuff wrong. Listen from the DC area alone that they don't talk about. Yeah. And that's what's on the news. I'm reading it. I already know about the way we've been missing. You see it all the time on the news, old girl on the real book, John Bonet Ramsey. You never know about Aldo's side. What's her name? Natalie Wood. What's you missing? Throwing off a damn boat. I already know about that.
Speaker: And we ain't going to talk about the kid that's missing. There ain't nobody talking about the kids alone. Oh, yeah. Oh, another avenue. Have you seen this shit that's coming out about that? That there's a documentary out there. It's called the price freedom or something down for you. Thank you. Apparently it's a movie documentary. I don't know. All I know is everybody going to see the theater.
Speaker: the air conditioners broke or the lights don't dim and it's like, what the fuck? Yeah, that's not even remotely anywhere near being true. Was it AMC theater or one of the big theater companies came out and said, you can see our records. You can see the amount of people that are here where people are coming to see the movies. You can see how much we've made off the movie. We'll give you everything. This is the left.
Speaker: basically coming out and trying to try or whatever Democrats or whatever trying to make something out of nothing because you know, and I don't know because I don't know much about the movie other than it's about child trafficking. I'm only speaking on what I've heard. Both sides have been going back and forth. The left don't want people to see it because it exposes people. The left doesn't want people to see it. Yeah, because it's exposing actors.
Speaker: The fight feels like they're being held back because they're not able to see it, but at the end of the day, AMC Theater and some of these other theater companies have come out and said, everything that they're saying is bullshit because people are coming to see this movie in droves. And we will gladly record and show you the amount of people who are seeing this movie and are paying for tickets. And we can show you our records that nothing's going on with our sound. Nothing's going on with our air conditioners.
Speaker: Everything's fine, and the theaters are full. Both sides are trying to sway people one way or the other. And the movie theaters are coming out going, yeah, bullshit. Where are they showing it is my question, because I haven't seen it. I haven't seen the show leaders. I honestly don't know, because I don't know much about the movie other than the fact that it's about traffic.
Speaker: So I don't know, I didn't even know, I thought it was, when I first started seeing a couple previews for it. I haven't even seen a preview for it. Where's the vacuum? By the stairs. Oh, Cam, it's looking like old girl a lot. There's not enough evidence to support her story. That's the problem. That's the one story that's gotten me up and it's busy. I don't know if you've seen this chick. She posted a video on TikTok saying she sued her parents because they didn't ask her if she wanted to be born.
Speaker: More on that story has come out. That story is about 20 years old, ain't it? That story is rolling. It's like eight months old. But the newest part that I found out yesterday is on her 18th birthday, her parents said, here's a house. And she's mad because she has to get a job to pay the bills. So she sued her parents. I've heard the story. But I watched there was a compilation of her clips, and I was just like, somebody needs to slap it.
Speaker: Yeah, basically, like Tony said, Cam, with that story, it was all fake. It was looking like it's fake. No, it's pretty much it's a locked, sealed sign and delivered that somebody was fake. Everything is pointing to it was fake. There's not even any, any shadow of a doubt that the cops have or the investigators have that she lied about everything. And what I was just reading so far.
Speaker: You guys know who Luke Holmes is? Yeah. He's a country signature. You might've heard his name. He just did a cover. He just did a remake of Tracy Chapman's fast car. Oh yeah, I saw it. And it's blowing up. I mean, he absolutely did a great job doing it.
Speaker: Now, and it's blowing up in the charts and everything like that. And of course we all know Tracy Chapman had, that was a huge hit she had. It was very successful for her. That was the only name of hers. Tracy Chapman, black woman, Luke Colmes, white man.
Speaker: And in the newest thing, Tracy Chapman is the first, we're not gonna celebrate this. We're gonna cause problems. Tracy Chapman was the very first, or is the very first black female songwriter, musician who has a number one song with solo credits on, on the country charts. She wrote that song all by herself.
Speaker: She's the very first black woman to have a song written solo credit on the country charts and blowing up. It says it's marred by complicated conversation over race. The black opera.
Speaker: The article reported how Combs Cover, originally released as an album track in March, eventually became a hit on its own, reaching number one on the Billboard Country Airplay Chart. While many celebrated that the reintroduction of Chapman's 1988 hit, the piece noted that Chapman as a black queer woman would have likely have never seen the same success in the country music industry. She was not a queer man. Well, I'm sorry, but wait, I have a question.
Speaker: If I'm going to record a cover of a song where I'm a celebrated artist, which Luke Combs is, don't I have to get permission from her to do so? Yes, especially since she owns that song. That's her song. Respectfully, yes. No, but in order for me to make money on it, I mean, I can record a cover all day long, but she's going to make money on both.
Speaker: the original and this new one. And so this is just a fucking fame grab. I'm sorry. It's, it's, it's, it's, you're going to hear this a few times tonight in this first hour, because I have one more story that I'm potentially taking a YouTube strike on the song I'm going to play. That's fine. But we'll get to that in a minute. Tracy Chapman, in my knowledge,
Speaker: I didn't know she was gay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody knew that back then. It was, yeah. But she did. I don't know that she publicly came out until later. Not that I know of either, exactly. But we never had confirmation. That's pretty much what it was. But she did eventually come out years down the road. But here's the thing. She was not a country artist. She never claimed to be a country artist. She never is in that genre of music. So you're throwing, at this point,
Speaker: You were literally throwing shit at the wall to see if it'll stick. Just to pick a fight over nothing. Over nothing. Yeah. That's like saying, that's like saying Garth Brooks couldn't have a song that's a rock album. Yeah, because he's got a rock. Well, he did. Or a metal cover. I was gonna say he did Chris Gaines. Which actually, speaking of Garth Brooks slash Chris Gaines, supposedly he has a new Chris Gaines album coming out. No shit. I mean. Yeah.
Speaker: But no, so the past car was a very successful song for Tracy Chapman. I don't know why it was not all that I would like. Yeah, I think it's all right. I mean, it's a song you could sing along to while you're driving. But I mean, she kind of went down as a whole artist to a lot of people. I think so. I think kind of like, you know, she had a well, you know, she kind of fell into that category.
Speaker: with like the Lilith Faircrowd, like Cheryl Crow. She had an old genre. If you want the truth, she had an old fucking genre with her music. She was very unique. That song was huge for her. She had several Grammy nominations with it. I think she won some music awards because of it. To say some dumb ass shit,
Speaker: and say that Luke Holmes, a white man who's not allowed to do the song or have controversy over it because as a black lesbian woman, she would have never had a fair shot in country music. Well, ladies and gentlemen, I know this is kind of apples to oranges.
Speaker: Tony, you may or may not have heard this name. I know you're not a big country fan. Charlie Pride was very successful in country - Very black man. I love Charlie Pride. Stay in Mexico. In the 70s and 80s, Charlie Pride was very successful. Charlie Pride was a very large country singer, yes. He was a black country singer, which was a fucking rarity for the genre, right? And as of recent,
Speaker: Darius Rucker is an absolute goddamn country superstar. But Darius Rucker is an absolute superstar in the country world.
Speaker: as a country artist. They embrace the fuck out of him. Yes, they did. You are correct. You know, I liked Hootie back in the day. I like Hootie and the Blowfish. I love Hootie now. I mean, I didn't even realize that he was, that Darius Rucker was the lead singer of Hootie when he dropped his first album. I just heard a couple songs off of it and became a fan instantly and I've stayed a fan. So to say, to just, just drop
Speaker: just some outlandish nonsensical shit like that. It's, it's fishing. It's fishing. They're fishing for, for, for like they're, they're hoping that conversations that we're having right now are happening in living rooms and bars and everything like that. And it's bullshit. You know, that's the problem. I mean, Tony, you say it all the time, stay in Mexico. There's a reason why I stay in Mexico. I can't deal with this shit on a day to day basis because I would be in jail.
Speaker: Because I was literally, I would smack people on your fucking recording. He was very black, Jeff. No shit. First of fucking all. That was one of those instances where I just tried to let that slide, like. No, Tony can't let it go. That's a Michael G. Porter. Michael B. Jordan joke. That's Blick. Don't blame me. Good keep bringing this shit up. Fuck you. Fuck you both. I was just talking to you. I was just talking to you. What, you know, his comment about Trump, right?
Speaker: But here's the members of the Black Opry, as you know, the grand old Opry. There's a Black Opry down there. I have no idea. It's an organization for Black country music singers and fans who voice their disappointment at Chapman, at Tracy Chapman.
Speaker: for talking shit. For being a middle man for a white man's success. Dear Black Opry, Luke Combs is the biggest thing since sliced bread in country music right now. He did not need to cover Tracy Chapman's song to become famous. If anything, it would not surprise me one bit if Tracy Chapman eventually came out and said, I asked Luke to do it. So they're mad at her. Would not surprise me. Basically, they called her an Uncle Tom. Yeah, they did.
Speaker: And not so many words. I mean, not so many words, but basically they're mad at her because she's the middleman giving him success. Ladies and gentlemen, this is what the fuck I got to deal with. No, Tony. The man's got a point. It's, it's, it's these news articles and these stories that come out that they're just like, Oh, look, here's a pot. I'm going to start the ship. But here's the thing that here's the reason, except for it goes on to quote the black offering members.
Speaker: On one hand, Luke Holmes is an amazing artist. And it's great to see someone in country music is influenced by a black queer woman. That's really exciting. I don't know, because as we said, Tony, I don't remember ever her being very open. And obviously we haven't heard much from Tracy Chapman in years. But why you keep putting her fucking business out there?
Speaker: She does not have a lot of fame. She does not. Yeah, but as somebody that's not a big music person, I know who Tracy Chapman is. You know that one song. That's all you know is that one song. That is true.
Speaker: And that's all we know. We only know one song from her. I was going to say, I can't name it. I don't know if she's still doing music. I don't know if she's still making music. As Tony said, she has her own genre. She has her own unique band base. I think she has her own genre because I don't know if she was ever categorized. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but I think she did show up on Lola Fair a couple of times.
Speaker: which was that all -woman music festival with Cheryl Pearl. Was that what that is? Yeah, because she had to go to any and every music festival for that one song. I bet you she's sick of that fucking song. She should be by now. She should be. Well, you'd think a lot of people are. I'd be like Fiona Apple. She had that one song. Which one? I know who Fiona Apple is. Bitch or whatever it was. That's the last Morissette dummy. No. Yes, it was. Fiona Apple did not sing Bitch.
Speaker: She did something like that. She had one song Okay, but I'm thinking I'm thinking ironic never mind. Yeah Apple did do bitch. Yeah, Linus more said had several hits. Oh, that was more said us feeling Apple. That's feeling Apple. Yeah, I stand corrected
Speaker: I'm not the biggest fan. She sounds a lot like Atlanta. I'm not the biggest fan, so I'll probably roll too. That's fine. And then that one, the crazy lady that does the SPA or SPCA commercials in the middle of the night that makes you cry because she shows all the dogs that are dying. And she's like, for just a dollar a day, you could save a dog. And it's like way away from the wings of an angel or something. I don't know what the hell her name is. Oh, on the arms of an angel. I know that song. Hold on.
Speaker: Hold on. I know that song. I haven't. I'm not going to. I'm going to tell you who it is. Um, called in the arms of an angel. It is. I just saw it just yesterday. Yeah. Sarah something. Um, it's not very low on my physical purpose.
Speaker: We can do it. We can do it. That's air supply. Yeah, you're not wrong. It's a hell of a goddamn song. Sarah McLaughlin. Sarah McLaughlin, yes. It was one of those Jeopardy questions that was like, I know that goddamn name, but, um, but yeah, I can't, I can't think of another song of hers.
Speaker: Show grow did good anyways, but this, this whole, this whole Luke Colms thing. Well, the last statement here by the black operate co -director Tanner Davenport also argued that Colms success. Mind you, he's been like the biggest thing in country music for the last two years right now. Agreed. Kind of just proves.
Speaker: that when you put a white face on black art, it seems to be consumed a lot easier. Wait, so are you saying, are they saying Luke Combs is the new Elvis?
Speaker: Basically what they're saying is that nobody knew who Tracy Chapman was. Nobody ever heard of her. If you were alive during the 90s until now, 35 on, you know who fucking Tracy Chapman is. 30 some years later, even though that song was huge when it came out, even though that song was everywhere when it came out, even though she won political awards, and she was nominated for Grammys and everything else,
Speaker: You know why I say that? Because 11 Call did a skit on that song. And that was 11 Call was the early 90s. So I think it was 88 when that song came out. 88. 88. Was it 88? I'll be damned. So yeah, 37 years ago, that song came out. And it was huge. It was huge. So the black opera is saying that the white man stole the black man's music.
Speaker: No, what they're saying is what they're basically saying is they're shitting on Tracy Chapman's entire career. I think the black operator is shitting on Tracy Chapman. They're saying that her music was not successful until Blue Cold was just recently. So they're shitting on her while they're trying to cause a ruckus for no reason. Yeah. Because it was just the news. Who? Who? Your boy Gilco Beach murderer.
Speaker: Yeah, he's up there now, they're talking about him. I got it on waiting on an Alabama story to pop back up. Well, shit, I forgot, let's go say. Yeah, like you said, on one hand, that kind of shit - Long as hell a white man keeps a black man down.
Speaker: You know, I know, like I said, on one hand, they're kind of shitting on her, but in the other hand, they're trying to stick up for her. But it's getting lost in translation because... Because y 'all are making a stink out of nothing. She had the song over 30 years ago and it was a huge fucking success for her. Oh, yeah. I think I'm safe to say it was her biggest hit ever. The safest thing to say is it was groundbreaking. But in the same sense,
Speaker: These are also the same goofy bastards that'll go, man, it's a good thing Kanye and whoever put that Paul McCarthy guy in their video because they really helped his career out. Nobody would know who Paul McCarthy was if it wasn't for Kanye. Exactly. Wait a minute. You mean Beatles, Paul McCarthy? You mean Sir Paul McCarthy? McCartney. McCartney, not McCarthy. It doesn't matter. I literally had to go, who the fuck is McCarthy?
Speaker: Either way, the Beatles guy, like they made him, like they gave him a shot at fame. Kanye. You know, the Beatles were only a band for like 10 years. I found out that they kind of blew my mind. I mean, that's all they needed. Apparently. You also have to look at the success that the members had outside of the band. Oh, very successful until he was shot. You know, Paul, he had wings.
Speaker: He had his solo career, you know, he's still putting out tunes. Yeah. So, I mean, but, you know, here's my thing. That's the thing. The kick I'm on lately is I'm, I'm at the point where it's like, you know what? Just let sleeping dogs lie. There's no fucking point. There's no point arguing because you, you can't change the opinion of an asshole.
Speaker: It's all gonna stick like shit anyways And if you do try to change somebody's or change somebody's mind on something you're gonna look like the asshole one way the other And that's for any subject Something except for something that i'm gonna die on the hill. Yeah Well, it's it's just one of those things, you know, it's It's fodder it's fodder that's what it is
Speaker: It's the MO of the climate in the world that our country is in today is constant divide, divide, divide, divide, divide. And, you know, that's in every war strategy out there. I don't know if Shang Tsung or. Yeah, divide and conquer. Divide and conquer. And that's what the media and the politics are
Speaker: doing with every little fuck like shit that don't even matter. And it's like a cat or a dog when they hear a noise, it's getting people's little stupid ears to perk up and voice their opinion. And there's no voice of reason. And then when there is a voice of reason, like the three of us, believe it or not, it gets buried. Oh, it's racist. And they're going to raise and they're going to label Tony a race traitor.
Speaker: when all we're doing is just speaking on the, like, how dumb this fucking... Well, you know, it's any subject now a day. If you take four steps back and look at the outside, looking in, you're going, what the fuck are you guys arguing about? Oh, my God. There are bigger tragedies in life. And even before Luke Holmes did this and it became popular, that car was trending. Tracing Chapman's fast car was trending all over the country. Didn't we play it the other day?
Speaker: We played a cover of that song. No, I don't think we did. No, wait. Yeah, we did. We did. Because I was like, oh, I love that fucking song. Runaway. I don't know if it's still there, but I'm pretty sure we did a cover of that song. Yeah, it was either by like. It might be my room Springer. No, they didn't. They didn't. Yeah, maybe it's but maybe not like a mojo.
Speaker: No, one black top, but it was, it was, it was like we were, we were doing covers by random people. We were finding on the internet. Yeah. I don't know if I did that or not. It's not in there. So not in there, but that changes daily, but I could have swore we did it. Yeah. It's it's, it's, it is for people with.
Speaker: common sense like the three of us, it's just fucking nerve wracking as hell. And I'm sorry, that's the scariest statement you've ever had, that the three of us are the ones with the common sense. That's how bad the world is nowadays. I mean, that the three idiots on this show have to go, what you guys are talking about is stupid. We're kind of the voice of reason. You know, you're fucked up for the voice of reason.
Speaker: That's when you know you went down the wrong road. Back that truck up, motherfucker, because we fucked up. Right? I got one more story along this lines, but I won't wait for Tony to get back here. I'm listening, goddamn. So keep talking, Tony. I'm going to run to the fridge. I'll be right back.
Speaker: I know you're listening, but I need you to be engaged. Just do what you do. Just trust me. I just, I just want you to engage throughout the break. You know, we've got a couple of minutes here. I'm intentionally taking the hit tonight, which is fine. I'll edit the video on YouTube and they'll put it back up and it's fine and dandy.
Speaker: Um, so I'm not too worried about it, but I'm going to take it. As I always say, fuck them if they can't take a joke. Well, you know, it's not necessarily a joke. No, but everything I do is a joke. Hey, you're not lying there. Everything I do is considered a joke. I mean, if the shoe fits.
Speaker: That's my role in life. I'm the funny guy. That's my job. Well, I wouldn't go that far, but... I try to be the funny guy. We'll put it that way. I think you graduated from the school of Kevin Hawley's comedy. Motherfucker, I ran that school, so I'm gonna start.
Speaker: A preacher, a bear, and a horse walk into it. Wait a minute. Hold on a second. How does a preacher, a bear, and a dinosaur walk into a buffet? I mean, I mean, well, you know. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, why the long face? Bear grill drinks his piss. I get it. Bear grill drinks his piss. Jeff, that was pretty good. I'm going to give you that one. You never heard that one? No, I'm never heard that one. See, funny guy. I made Tony laugh.
Speaker: It's kind of along the same lines of the duck at the bar, put it on my bill. That's pretty good. Let me give you that. Well, the duck walks into the store and says, I'd like some chapstick. He's like, would you like paper or plastic? Just put it on my bill. Oh, gosh. See, that's when you go to the airport. Yeah. That's funny. Christopher Walken, Christopher Walken's character lived on that fucking joke in the movie Blast from the Past. Fuck you, Tony.
Speaker: in what movie blast from the past with Brandon Frater. Love that fucking movie. That was terrible. Old school ass movie. That's a good fucking movie. It's cute. And it's got my girl Alicia Silverstone when she was still hot. Before she went all baby bird with her kids. Making out with her kids puking in their mouth. We're just weird. We're going to take a real quick break.
Speaker: Let me go ahead and get this out of the way and I'll kind of do this. We got more, we got more music controversy like men, ladies and gentlemen, men and women, but let me go ahead and get this out of the way real quick. Oh, let's do that one.
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Speaker: On the topic that we were just on, this is the last thing I wanna talk about tonight. My man Jason Aldean. You guys know I love Jason Aldean. He's one of my favorite country singers. He's my goddamn spirit animal. That's if I'm going through some shit and my head's running wild and I can't get a clear thought through. I crank up Jason Aldean and I go for a drive and I just disappear. Drive fast, crank Jason Aldean. I love this dude. Well, he's in the news because of his latest song.
Speaker: I want you guys to listen to this song. Actually listen to it. It's actually a really good song, but listen to it. And when we come back, I want to ask your personal feelings and your thoughts about it. And then I will lead into why it's in the news and what he's in the news for. We'll be back here in a few minutes. This is Jason Aldean with his brand new hit single. Well, brand new single. It's going to be a hit. Try that in a small town.
Speaker: Suck a punch somebody on a sidewalk Car -jacking old lady at a red light Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store You think it's cool at the pool if you like Cuts out a cop spitting his face Just go for the flag and light it up Yeah, you think it's tough We'll try that in a small
Speaker: Before you make it down the road Around here we take care of our own You cross that line, it won't take long For you to find that I wreck the link you don't Try that in a small town
Speaker: Good luck. Try that in a small town. See how far you make it down the road. Around here we take care of our own. You cross that line, it won't take long for you to find out. I recommend you don't. Try that in a small town full of good old boys. Raised up the right.
Speaker: Oh my god!
Speaker: As farmers are dropping their own crops for the day, a friend is in need and they've come to help. It's what this community and a lot of our communities stand for. Somebody needs some help, you'll get it.
Speaker: I actually like that. Let's go in platinum. Listen to everybody. Let's get into this conversation. You guys know the drill. You know to follow us on them social medias. Nonsense with nonsense podcast. Give us a follow. Give us a like. Give us a listen. My man Tony D in the building. Jeff's back. And of course your host Glick. You know that. That was Jason Aldean's new single. Try that in a small town. That man's spitting facts though.
Speaker: This song is controversial, but it's the truth. And I can tell you, as somebody who has lived in small cities, that song will go for any small town. That song will go for any neighborhood. That song will go for a lot of... Brian is in the motherfucker house. That song is going to make it. Brian, if you don't stop sending pictures of fucking food, I swear to God. This is going up against a lot of crazy behaviors. I understand it.
Speaker: It went along blinds of what I thought it was going to go when he made the song. So I got nothing against it personally. Well, Tony, you like it. You kind of hit the nail right on the head. Jeff likes it. Obviously, Jeff and I are both from small towns. We're from the country. We're both from rural Ohio. That gets very close to home because it's true. We look out for each other. We look out for our own. We take care of everybody.
Speaker: It's a community, you know, the old saying is, uh, you know, it takes a village and, you know, my, my family's from a small town. Now it's turning into a city, unfortunately, but that's, that's called grove. Um, but you know, I still have a small, small town mentality, but this song CMT country music television has pulled it. And I'm here to say, Jason, and I'm going to tag him in this Jason Aldean.
Speaker: CMT may have pulled your video. I don't care how many strikes it gives me. I'm not pulling it. We will be playing it here. As long as you say it's okay. If you tell me not to, then I won't. But like I said, I'm going to tag Jason Aldean because we're not pulling the video. I figured you guys would like the song. I like the meaning behind the song. I like what he's saying. I know it to be true. Our climate. I know it to be true. And you know what? You know who's going to love that song a lot? Texas.
Speaker: I think a lot of folks from the country. I'd love to tell you, you can try what you want, but come down here and try it. No, but I mean, that's a small town mentality thing. You know, Texas is, of course, a really big place, and a lot of places like Texas. I agree with you. Any and every major neighborhood. You think you took where you had come in our neighborhood and tried that shit. Well, that's what I'm saying. Any small town, any community, being from the country, this, that, and the other thing.
Speaker: Uh, CMT pulled the video. Yeah, they've been a knee, um, Responded to claims that is pro lynching. I found a lyric that some of the lyrics found are to be pro gun and a gun. He had one line about a gun as was, he had his granddaddy's gun that he gave him.
Speaker: And then he said that one day they're gonna come for him, meaning the government. A portion of the lyrics in the tracks, get a gun, got a gun that my granddad gave me. They say one day they're gonna round them up, they're gonna round up. That shit might fly in the city, good luck, try that in a small town. Nothing about that. I kind of agree with that too. Obviously, as we've seen in the video, it shows Jason standing in front of a courthouse with a big American flag behind him.
Speaker: Um, protest, they're going to pull it for that. Yes. Yeah. Um, it has been tied to. So this isn't, this is a, this is a quote from Jason Aldi and I was being tied to racism and everything like that. Uh, there's a cat on, on tick tock. His name is Maurice. That's just his name. Just Maurice. I say this because it's valid to the conversation. Right. He's a black guy. I love this dude because he speaks with the first thing on his head. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: I love that. He came out and spoke on this song and he said they want to say this song is racist, but Jason Aldean didn't mention anything about race, color, gender, or anything. He was speaking on what's going on. And I'm going to use a word. He didn't use the exact word. I've used it a couple of times tonight. Fake outrage. Yes. Jason Aldean quoted on his Instagram. Yeah. Instagram.
Speaker: In the past 24 hours, I've been accused of releasing a pro -lynching song, a song that has been out since May. It was subject to, words are hard, comparison that I direct quote was not too pleased with the nationwide BLM protest. These references are not only meritless, but dangerous. There's not a single lyric in that song that references race,
Speaker: or points to it and there isn't a single video clip that isn't real news footage. And while I can try and respect others to have their own interpretation of a song with music, this one goes too far. As so many pointed out, I was present at route 91 where so many lost their lives and our community relentlessly suffered another heartbreaking tragedy. No one
Speaker: including me once to continue to see senseless headlines or families ripped apart. Try that in a small town for me refers to the feeling of a community that I had growing up where we took care of our neighbors regardless of differences of backgrounds or beliefs because we were our neighbors or because they were our neighbors.
Speaker: And that was above any differences. My political views have never been something I've hidden from. And I know that a lot of us in this country don't agree on how we get back to a sense of normalcy. Where we go at least a day without a headline that keeps us up at night, but the desire for it, that's what the song was about. Now,
Speaker: Selective outrage, yeah. Fake outrage, selective outrage. Now I will say one thing. I'm a huge Jason Aldean thing. I don't care who he voted for. I don't care about his political views. I love the man's music because he's a goddamn songwriter. He writes, he writes songs that hit you differently. Like I said, I have listened to every single album. When I get in my head and I need to get away and I go for a drive, that's my go -to. I've just listened to Jason Aldean.
Speaker: because I don't know, I can always find at least five songs that'll resonate with what I'm going through at that moment and help me deal with whatever I'm going through. I don't care what his political stance is or his sexual preference or who we voted for or anything like that. I like him as an artist and as a genuine storyteller and songwriter.
Speaker: And I feel like that's all he did. He wrote another smash hit, like Tony said, it's going to go platinum. It's a smash hit for him. And he told us more counts to relate to it. Now I'm reading the articles against it. As far as the lynching, he... I didn't hear anything about lynching. It basically said, it's basically the other name. I get that. The court has used the title of the site of a lynching in 1933.
Speaker: Yeah, but I mean... Anywhere you go in the States, there was a sight of something happening. It's not like he was representing that lynching there. I mean, I can stand out in front of your house and an animal died there. Am I celebrating that animal dying? Who? Show of course, she's on his ass.
Speaker: And the other guy said, he said, this is the next time I saw himself. That's what we do in our small town. I'm like, God damn, y 'all really going at him. Yeah. But once again, I mean, I mean, like, like literally, I mean, here, here, here, here's the lyrics for anybody who didn't listen. Uh, sucker punch somebody on a sidewalk car, Jack and old lady at a red light, pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store.
Speaker: You think it's cool, act like a fool, if you like. Cuss out a cop, spit in his face, stomp on a flag, light it up. Yeah, you think you're tough? We'll try that in a small town, see how far you make it down the road. Around here, we take care of our own. You cross that line. It won't take long for you to find out. I recommend you don't try that in a small town. Next.
Speaker: Got a gun that granddad gave me. They say one day they're going to round up. Well, that shit might fly in the city. Good luck. Then it goes back into that, try it in a small town. Full of good old boys raised upright. If you're looking for a fight, try that in a small town. And then it goes into the course again, try that in a small town. Nowhere in there doesn't say anything about lynching. No, it was the site of the courthouse, one of the courthouses he was at.
Speaker: I think it's, you know, but he's, I mean, he's from the South and unfortunately, but I mean, you know, that would be like, if I went to, if I was a singer and I went to the fucking battery in Charleston and I recorded this goddamn song, you know how many lynchings were held there? Pirates, women, men, children, English motherfuckers. Brian, you're right. You go to other countries and try to act out, they'll show you what's up as well. You're right, look at North Korea, you think down there and all, my thing is Dubai.
Speaker: See, that's what people ain't understand. And you got all these motherfuckers that want to put their chest out and talk about if Donald Trump gets elected president. Oh, I'm going to leave. Really? Go ahead. People do leave. They're going to kill your whole fucking family in front of you.
Speaker: And then kill you. I went to the international terminal in Atlanta. I had to drop my wife off when she was going on TDY. They were people who believed the country. I couldn't believe that shit. I think Jeff was one of them. I mean, some countries you burn. I mean, we all know about that. I mean, look what happened to Brittany Griner.
Speaker: We all had different opinions, whatever. I still don't think persons was made any sense at all. No, that was my whole point. But she's been there enough, she knows the laws. You had that kid that got caned because he littered. Well, he spray painted cars. I thought he littered. He spray painted cars.
Speaker: Okay. Well, somebody else littered or something and got some ridiculous sentence or punters. But if you look at your passport and Chris, I know you've never had a passport, but if you look at your passport, it says if you're in a foreign country and you break a law, there's nothing we can do. When I was over there with the military and I'm going to say this to every time we go to another country, we get a brief in front of the commander and the first sergeant.
Speaker: We work real hard to maintain relations with this country, to maintain peace. If you come over here and act up, we are not coming to help you. I still have that. I still have that. More recently, Nikki's son, we talked about it on here. She's talked about it on here. He's deployed in Qatar right now. Yeah, it's not a place you want to fuck around and find out. No.
Speaker: I mean, he's loving it. He's basically on vacation. Let's be honest. They were told, like Tony said, very specifically and to the point, these are their laws. These are their rules. You have to follow them. The biggest problem with Americans in general is they get to a foreign country and the first thing they say,
Speaker: I'm American. I can do whatever the fuck I want. Yeah, you can. You know, even, even when you go to countries, you know, say for instance, that, that are American friendly, you know, obviously not all of Mexico is, but you know, Cancun is a vacation, Canada, England, France and stuff like that. They still have laws over there that if you break them, you're, you're gonna, whatever, you know, it's,
Speaker: Whatever their penalty is for that low, no matter how dumb you think it is. Or how dumb we think it is. That's what that was my whole thing with the whole Britney Granger thing. I know what you were saying, but I just thought the penalty was a little too. I agree the penalty was was ridiculous, but that's their penalty in that country. Exactly. It wasn't like it was her first time there and she didn't know she's played ball ball there for several years. Exactly, she was.
Speaker: She should. No, you can't do that. No matter what, no matter. You can be allowed to do it in the States because a medical or whatever, but it's not fucking allowed there. Agreed. I still think the sentence was ridiculous, but that's a law. But it's like, it's like, well, I mean, you put it into smaller terms. If you come over my house and you put your feet up on my table, I'm going to punch you in the face. Well, I'll put my feet on your table.
Speaker: No, I'll punch you in the face. That's like, if I go to your house and I start slamming your fucking doors, you're going to be pissed. I'll shoot you. Yeah, exactly. So once again, going over to somebody's house or going over to somebody's country, you need to respect their rules. My rule is keep your feet off my fucking furniture. Yeah, pretty much. And if you put your feet on his furniture, he's going to punch you. If you slam my door, I'm going to shoot you. Exactly.
Speaker: I don't agree with that punishment, but hey, I get it. Don't slam the fucking door. It's that simple. I won't have to tell you again. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous that I'm going to punch you in the face for putting your feet on my coffee table. But that's my rule.
Speaker: Because they want to be what they want to be. Disrespect is taking over society worse than politics. I've been saying that for two years. Absolutely. I think that was my biggest takeaway from that song to kind of go back to it for a second. That was my biggest takeaway from that song because I hadn't heard it up until this point. I seen that Jason was in the news.
Speaker: but I hadn't heard the song yet. And Nikki was talking about it today because I said, you know, I wanted to bring up the Luke Combs thing. Bitch, I'll deport you. I don't care if I'm in your house or not. I will catapult you across the border. Try to touch my beard. That goes wherever I am. It don't matter where I am in this world. You touch my beard. You try to touch my beard.
Speaker: or touch me without consent. That is beard assault. That is beard rape and I won't stand for it. There will be no gravings on that beard or unwanted touching of my beard. But that was kind of my biggest takeaway from that song was
Speaker: People are just there. People are just getting tired of, of, of, of people acting like there's no consequence to their action and just blatant disrespect. Agreed. For, for, for, for other people. Agreed. And it's, you know, my neighbors learned very quick that they need to stay the fuck off my yard. And now they don't come into my yard. They said they found the whole book, the Carly Russell.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Was it Carly Russell? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. There is nothing funny on the Internet. There's nothing funny. I'm still seeing videos. I literally found a screenshot of Jesse Small picture, Jesse Smollett.
Speaker: And I was going to put him and her together and it was and I was going to caption it. I was going to make a meme. It was me. I kidnapped her or something like that. Oh, no. Cheers. And just when you thought you've seen it all on the Internet, something new.
Speaker: Yep. I'm going to hell for laughing a lot. When you're just as small as situation went down and Barkley started roasting his ass on NBA on TNT and Shaq was over there just dying. I was like, this is, this is y 'all. When, when, when Williams talking shit about it, I laughed so hard. I still laugh at that. Let me go ahead and tell y 'all that's just as small as shit. And I apologize for putting y 'all off. I know how to jump over this motherfucker said he went to subway two o 'clock in the morning in January in Chicago. No.
Speaker: It's like negative 14 degrees. And then when the cops shows up, he's still got the news around his neck. And they're like, well, why didn't you take it off? I wanted you guys to see it. Motherfucker, you're going to set it on the counter. I was done with the subway, so we're in open at least.
Speaker: I get being hungry, boy, but there's a thing called Uber Eats. Don't tell me you ain't got no fucking money. He came up by the same. He was going to Wendy's. Wendy's will stay up until four in the morning. We know that. I ain't never seen so many Uber Eats or DoorDash. Not at four, not two in the morning. Yes, you can. I've had life vessels delivered to me in a driveway at three o 'clock in the morning because I was drunk as hell. And I was sitting in the car. I don't know about the restaurant, but somewhere he had me. Well, he had to destroy his ass.
Speaker: I mean, Subway closes at like eight or nine. They're not over at two o 'clock in the morning. Again, when the math is not math and ladies and gentlemen, matter of fact, I'll take it back. If somebody's opening a leader said truck stop. Is that a truck stop? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What got me about the Jesse Smollett thing that, that apparently he was jumped by guys that were screaming, this is MAGA country motherfucker. You're in Chicago.
Speaker: But they were black and African. I was throwing off. I was like, yeah. If the math ain't math, we got trouble coming, Glick. If the math ain't math, we got trouble coming. But I can't wait to listen to the Cancun PSA and Brian's menu and Game of Thrones for the next six hours.
Speaker: Actually, I have a little statement. I decided on something. I've already decided on my next two tattoos I'm getting in a single session. It's going to be about six hours. But I'm waiting till September. Well, kind of moving on from the Jason Aldean thing. Get away from this whole race thing. Tony, I know we've talked about the whole Mariah Mills.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: And if she hears it, and if she hears this, please don't take it the wrong way. I got nothing but love for you. I want nothing but the best for you in life. I would never shoot on you. You about to fuck up. You about to fuck up. My girl, Star Child, you've got to stop. You're doing too much. You've got to stop.
Speaker: got to stop always this always to stop it, stop it. Because they talk about Kiki Palmer, Usher thing, whatever. Saliv's acted up, Saliv's acted crazy. And they're crazy because they're always saying yes. And well, like I said, Mariah Mills, Zion Williams,
Speaker: Kiki Palmer, Urscher, Herr, Usher, not Urscher. I was gonna say, did you just say Urscher? What's Urscher? What's Urscher? What's Urscher? celebs, celebs putting their big names up. Does he think that was Michael Jordan's son? Urscher, it's Urscher, God damn it. You heard the man, he says it. What's Urscher? What the fuck? It's Urscher. It's Urscher. All right, it's the first thing about us. What the fuck is he talking about?
Speaker: It was the early night of the first time I heard Urscher. That was 20, 30 years ago. And then she had me crying. I've never heard that. I've never heard that. I said, bro, I heard it. I said, wait a minute. I thought it was Urscher. Where's the extra R at? Fuck it. He's Urscher for the rest of my life. Fucking Urscher. Anyhoo. You never heard him call that. Anyhoo. Urscher on coochie poo. Look there, coochie poo gets on my fucking mind. I sure called himself Urscher in one of his goddamn songs.
Speaker: I know. I'm home now. All right, Brian. Brian, check your mustard, damn it. Pull up, but stay on topic. I already sent it to him. Don't sway the show. I'll mute your mic. Jeff's on, you know. With a shit hashtag. Well, the newest, the newest celebrity to, and this is one of those things. All right. All right. All right. Ladies, you feel in some sort of way because Kiki Palmer put her man, put her on blast for acting like a hood rat and doing
Speaker: thought -alicious things. Let's go ahead and talk about Bebe Rexha. Bebe who? Bebe Rexha. She's a singer. She first got popular. She was very thin. She's done songs with Florida Georgia Line and some other big bands. And Margot Robbie. That's not Margot Robbie. No, she looks like Margot Robbie. She does. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, she can be a little weird. She's put on a little bit of weight. And nothing wrong with putting on a little bit of weight. No, she's eating better. She's got money now. I think she looks better thicker, but I also, I don't find BB Rex attractive in any way, shape, or form. She's kind of busted in the face, in my opinion.
Speaker: What's her name? I hate you. But she does look better thicker in my opinion, but I'm also a big boy. I agree. I agree. I like. But she's saying she busted in her face. There's nothing wrong with that woman, man. Come on, B. And she busted in the face. My boy. What's up, bro? What's going on, gentlemen? What's going on, Brian? Anywho, her husband or boyfriend or her boyfriend, Kyan Safari, Safari, whatever the hell.
Speaker: Um, he had sent her a text message and basically, um, basically said, you know, I guess the convert, you know, part of the conversation, they were having a conversation. She was talking about weight or whatever. And he sent her a message and he was like, look, you're beautiful. You're talented. I love you. I love everything about you. Who cares if you put on a little bit of weight, what, you know, whatever.
Speaker: You know, if you want to lose it, blah, blah, blah. Well, she went on to Instagram and posted their text and put him on blast for fashion. Fuck that bitch. And then my man, my man commented and said some shit like she's been on 50 pounds since I met her. I've never said anything about her weight. I put on two pounds and she calls me chubs until I lose it. Be careful. Take my car.
Speaker: I don't know. Hi. Cause he's on gas. That's why. Oh no, I got a raft. But like, like, I'm like, damn. So, so now we got to, so, you know, we got these dog ass motherfuckers to just be shitting on their way and living, right? My man over here being a good dude and you want to shit on him on social media and get all your fucking fans rallying behind them. And then you're going to call him chubs and people's on two mouths.
Speaker: Bitch, you put on like 50 pounds since you got famous. And I met her. She looked good with 50 pounds. I didn't know anything about her. I think she looks better or thicker. Hey, I'm so mad that Nicole Richie lost all that weight, man. I loved her when she was sick as fuck. But at the end of the day, I've never found her attractive. I think she's busted in the grip. I disagree. I say shit like that. On the knife. There's nothing wrong with her, in my opinion.
Speaker: You know who else got roasted for gaining weight? I remember when they did the Britney Spears, and I thought they were crazy. Well, look at all the hell that, oh, what's her name? Well, what's her name? The chick from American Idol, Kelly Clarkson. Kelly Clarkson. Oh, yeah. She had, like, what, three kids? Yeah, and then she finally said, fuck it. I am who I am. And I think she's gorgeous. She's gorgeous. She's gorgeous. I think Kelly Clarkson is gorgeous. Well, what's going on? Kelly Clarkson, all that.
Speaker: What's that one chick? I mean, Rachel Wigg. She just came out and said, hey, I love you, Rachel Wigg. I want to hit them high. Oh, Rachel Wigg. Yeah, Rachel Wigg got thick. I mean, she was sick. No, what's the Lovato? Demi Lovato, she just came out recently and said, hey, I made a game two pounds, but I'm still good. Well, Selena Gomez. She's crazy. Yeah, Demi Lovato. Demi Lovato is just at, like, in another dimension somewhere. Selena Gomez is, but I'm from Wigg. That's the one.
Speaker: right. She's most actresses, people that are too skinny. God damn it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Jobbed out. Like, well, I'm putting my blast 90 % of the chicks you see that are famous and skinny. They look like they're hungry all the time. And I just want to give them a sandwich. Like, you're right. You look hungry. I'm a big boy. I like them thick.
Speaker: I don't I don't I don't go to the steakhouse for that. Yeah, man. I like that. Tempur -Pedic love. But there's always just I got. There's a motherfucker that prefers to give me some grip.
Speaker: I got so much weight, you game number two, as you have children, we're going to go into gain weight. We need to be 1000 about this shit. If you want you want to stay skinny, all the goddamn time you bugging. I mean, have you, have you not seen that meme that every guy posts on a social media saying thick thighs are magically delicious? Oh hell. Oh yeah. You're much bro. I agree. Amen to that. Hey, if I wanted,
Speaker: If I wanted to hang out with a stick figure, I'll go hug a side post. But if I want to, if I'm gonna be an extra woman, I want to hold on. I love fucking with her and get her around him. I mean, like pop my eardrums with them thighs. You know what I'm saying? I want it, I want it clamped around my thighs where I can't hear shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I want that big look.
Speaker: Like I said, I'm a big boy. I want to make waves, baby. Just pop my ears, but don't pop my face. I look like a buster can of biscuits and jeans. All right, I got butter in the fridge, mama. Exactly. Get that can of gravy, baby. We'll be good. You think I'm fat? No, but I can't wait. And? You got the biscuits? I got plenty of gravy, baby. Exactly. Yeah, that's like what I mean.
Speaker: put you on a plate and stop you off the biscuit, baby. I'm ready. No, no. Society has started to come around and they're not shaming women as much as they used to for being thicker or larger. You know, with the exception of... There is ridiculousness, though. B .B. Rex, she has put on a lot of weight.
Speaker: but she doesn't look unhealthy. There are women out there like Lizzo and, and, and, you know, what, what, what, what really, we're really upset when it annoys me though, like.
Speaker: When, you know, Lizzo, they like her thick, but then when she lost some weight, because, you know, she's like, I'm concerned for my health now. I just want to lose some weight. She got shame for it. But then what happened? She went ahead and gained the weight back. Adele, she was a thick woman. Now she lost this weight. She feels good about herself and all that. And then she gets shamed for that. Like, how dare you? You were perfect. Adele, her biggest, I'd still tap.
Speaker: I'm just saying, I'm just saying, it's like damn if you do, damn if you don't kind of thing. For women in society, it's one of those things, but you know, you know, like I was saying, like Lizzo and Gabby Cinnabay or Cinnadel or whatever, Cinnabon. Cinnabon, you're hungry.
Speaker: Well, we were talking about roles. Jeff is always hungry. That's why I show them all my food pics. It's yeah, you know what? And I'm a from celebrities down to the normal people, the status, the quote unquote status quo for what you're supposed to look like.
Speaker: Well, I mean, not only not only that, but it's weird because like with women, you know, they're all about the positivity and stuff like that. And then they have their preferences, but I mean, but they have like the preferences for men. But then when men tell their preferences, now they're, they're, they're this shaming that asshole. Yeah. I'm not six foot. I'm not six foot. So women that are like, I won't date a guy less than six foot. Fuck you. I'm one of the nicest motherfuckers you have with me. No, you're not. No, you're not.
Speaker: Fuck you, Tony. Nobody asked you. I want your opinion. I want your opinion. I want to hear something coming out of your lips. I'll take out my zipper. Calm down. But my point is, if I say, oh, I don't, I don't, you bet your ass.
Speaker: That's what you said like that. Yeah, no, I mean, but that's the one thing that's always confusing me. It's like, you know, like with women, they could go ahead and disclose like what they want out of a guy. And they're like, yes, queen. Yeah. And they're praised for it. But then when a guy's like, yeah, I want a woman who's really cool, laid back down to earth, about five foot three, about a buck 10. Oh, now you're shaming. No, I'm not. I'm saving what I want. Just like you said, if I don't make seven figures,
Speaker: I'm an asshole. Yeah. I mean, I mean, like, you know, you have your preferences. I have mine. That's why they say different structure, different folks. But you also understand that you also have to understand that, you know, the double standards is a two way street because a woman could go, I want a man that's six to jacked up and makes seven figures a year. And if he doesn't meet any of those qualifications or qualifications, I ain't fucking with them. But then a dude will try to be like,
Speaker: Uh, I don't want a woman that's been with, with, with more than two guys or, you know, whatever, because I don't want to be with a whore, but yet that same dude's out there sticking his dick in every fucking hole. He can find dry, wet, dead alive. Wait, wait, wait. I do have to say if I'm six, if I'm six to making seven figures and Jack, yeah, I'm gonna fuck everything to move. I'm not going to be Jack, but I'm working on being a little bit more fit.
Speaker: You know, my answer is going to be doing not a goddamn thing. Amen to that. Yeah. Oh, so behind that bedroom door is a picture of Thanos and you're like, yeah. L .L. was about an inch taller than me. I got that in my closet. He was about an inch taller than me. He was jacked. Yeah. He had all the women. You could tell, man, that's you. Well, it also helps that he's very famous.
Speaker: This was back when he first came back. I met him back then. Yeah, but he was still famous. I met him a couple of times. He was still famous. But he was, he was mad. You know who Tony Double D does?
Speaker: I mean, like, like some NFL players, I mean, when I've been to a few Houston Texans camp training camp, there's a lot of like the, some of the running backs and some of the corner backs or wide receivers. Some are like my height. I mean, I'm five nine, just barely just that shade under five 10, but there's guys like NFL players, my side, but yet they're, they're, they're pretty well put together, but yet they're making more money. They, I mean, their wives are beautiful.
Speaker: you know, and, um, but I mean, but, but, but it's just, it's just, I'm not going to say it on both sides, on both sides, men and women. Some of us live in that delusional world. All right. I got to be the devil's advocate for one second. Exes fit that profile. The fame slash money was actually a turnoff, but it must not have been a turnoff.
Speaker: because they wouldn't be their exes. So at some point, in some way, people would sort that. Yeah, you kind of walked into that one. And I'm not being a dick, but I did have to. No, but I know what she's saying. It's like. I know exactly what she's saying. I don't know if I was a single dude. I was a single dude and fucking Margot Robbie walked in the car and says, I want to bang your brains out. I'm not going to tell her no.
Speaker: Because you're short. Fuck you, Tony. You told me you wouldn't bang Margot Robbie if she said don't. No, I wouldn't. Oh, man, if she did the Harley Quinn accent all day every day. Right? You lie like a broken dog. Yeah, but at one point in time, I mean, what, did you just date them just to make them your ex? Because it wasn't attractive? I mean, you guys were together. So there was something there that worked for you for a minute.
Speaker: No, what she's saying is like good looking tall. You know, that's what she likes, but the fame and fortune part of it, you're like, eh, I can deal with that. Detecting my face on purpose, because I knew he was going to do this shit. I saw the look of it. Like I said, call me Al Pacino and be Keanu Reeves, and this is a remake of The Devil's Advocate. Vanity is my favorite sin.
Speaker: That was such a great movie. It is, man. That movie, man. Like, I walked out of theater after I saw the movie. I'm like, looking at other people like, let me see your face. I'm not yelling. It might sound like I'm yelling. I keep leaning into my mic because I'm grabbing. No, I can't stop yelling because I can't. See, that's why you got to get a cool headset like Jeff and I.
Speaker: We look professional. See, we look professional. Yeah. We got our cans on. We got the mic. Yeah. See, we got the more up to date. We got the more up to date technology here. You know, I mean, it's cool. Bluetooth will be. Okay.
Speaker: You know that they had money and they fame be before you started dating Yeah, well, okay when you say fame though, what do you mean by fame? Fame where you are or worldwide fame? There's a different ass
Speaker: like hometown famous is not famous. I'm sorry. I'm hometown famous. I mean, how many times I walk into a place and somebody goes, you know, you sound like a guy from a podcast I listen to. Oh, yeah. What's the name of the podcast? No, since it went up. Oh, really? Do I sound like? Yeah, you do. Actually, that's because I'm. Oh, my God. No, dude, even even. Well, you know, my small town was like, just because he has a mic right in his fucking mouth.
Speaker: He's not relevant. It's Tony. Because they're cool with their headphones. You sound jealous. Yeah, that's some gels here. That's hater. I know. That's hater. Yeah. And he's drinking a mill of light too. God, such a disappointment. I drink a Bud Light and wear a dress.
Speaker: he could be worse. He could be driving a Ford. You're right. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jeff. Silence. Shut up. Shut up, Brian. I'll never forgive you for riding a Ford. **** you. No, no, no, no, no, no. That for my boy cuz you like Game of Thrones and we go to headphones but you drive a Ford. You're a **** Hey, that's for the stylish. My my F 150 is stylish. So, it looks great outside the gay bar.
Speaker: You're having the multi -colors right now, so you tell me. No matter what you say, there's no Ford in my driveway. I've never dated anybody famous or... Oh, that's a lie. I did take one person out on a date one time and actually script the standard. She wasn't famous at the time, but she became very famous. Talk about my ex -girlfriend, Halle Berry.
Speaker: Uh, no, she was an up and coming, uh, she was a wrestler who became very famous. Can I make a public service announcement? She is motherfuckers. Ah, Budweiser. That could cope for you, sir. Damn it now, Budweiser. Yeah. All right. Well, one second. I hear they're giving that stuff away. Budweiser? Yeah. Bud Light? Bud Light is a genuine draft. I don't know what's going on with a genuine draft.
Speaker: I do know that Speedway up here. Um, I don't know if it's still going on, but it was just a couple of weeks ago. If you went in about a case of Bud Light or Budweiser and party poppers pop and no, no, and you had a speedy rewards card at the register, you got $15 off bang. Another $10.
Speaker: But basically Budweiser was paying you to drink their beer. They got me. No, I ain't got me. You know how much money I spend on liquor in my life? I can live with that. I agree. I've always had my own money. I've never relied on anybody. I agree with that. You know, sometimes you can connect. And then, you know, down the line, you know, people change at the end of the day. People fucking change. You know,
Speaker: Sometimes you know, speaking to me personally, I've ignored red flags and then. I have to. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, God damn, I was a fucking idiot.
Speaker: Other times you think, other times you think somebody's a certain type of way and then you find out that it's just a fucking facade that they put on and that's not who they are. They just want to say with, you know, I've been wrong, but look how strong and independent I am as a woman when they had a good man by their side. Some people confuse life lessons with loves of their lives. But then that just opens up doors for the real thing to come in. You like that, Tony? I like that.
Speaker: I got it off TikTok. I believe you. So based in past experience, you're saying it's a turn off. Yeah, me and her have talked about that on more than one occasion. She does emphasize that. It's because you got money and everything. GoHawk was good. There's a lot of arrogance that comes with fame, but she always emphasizes famous people or regular people as well. She emphasizes that a lot. And I really, really are. You know, Nikki teases me all the time. Hold one second. Hey, boys.
Speaker: Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? Yeah, there it is. So you said people ran up for the wrong reasons. Yes, a bunch of yes means what everybody's. Yeah, you know, if if if I were to become famous tomorrow, I'd still hang out with you fuckers because you'd tell me that I'm doing something stupid. If I hit that power ball, you're not going to see me. Well, yeah, I hit that power ball. Yeah, I'm a memory.
Speaker: I hate that powerball. You guys are going to see me. I'm just going to be in a really cool fucking studio. I don't know that I'm rich, but there'll be signs, you know, saying the Millennium Falcon because I bought it. We're going to have so many cool new features and stuff like that. There are people who know how to do a radio show to where I get to be like you guys and just turn my camera and mic on and just talk. Agreed. Agreed.
Speaker: I mean, and then I'll go, I'll pay Jeff a visit in Cancun because he's always, he's always hungry. So I'm going to go buy a grill on his bun, sir. Right. Really? Out of all the things of food, you just, I'm going to make you a promise right now. As far as our show goes, you know, I share a lot on here. You can share whatever you want. And.
Speaker: We're not going to hold anything. And if we find out, I'm going to, I'm going to speak for all four of the guys in here right now. If we find out somebody is using something that you said against you, we could hear you over Brian's bullshit. That's, that's ridiculous that you had to worry about putting when we're having a serious conversation.
Speaker: They had to worry about what fucking happens. Trust me. I know what happens. That's what we're saying. If somebody, somebody's going to use that info against your, that's why that person's ass. That's why I, you know, that's why I say things the way I say the person that would do it. You know, that's why I say things the way that I say things now. And I put out there, the caveat of this is my personal opinion, or this is what works for me, or this is what I do because.
Speaker: You know, if you don't, people want to twist your words and turn your words against you and it's fucking ridiculous. Fuck them. I'm uncantable. But like I said, you're fine. You know, if you delete them, that's your preference. But if anybody, you can share whatever you want in here. And then down the road, if we find out that somebody's using it against you, I'll be the first one that will go to bat. What? And you know how I get it. Oh, Jeff.
Speaker: Earlier earlier how we mentioned about like passport. I found it. Yeah, read it. So on the, on the, on the important information on the passport. Number six, avoid violating foreign laws.
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Speaker: Deal only with authorized agents when exchanging money or purchasing souvenirs. If in trouble, contact the nearest U .S. Embassy or Consulate if you are arrested, demand to see the U .S. Consulate.
Speaker: Legal drugs do not carry packages abroad or to the or to the US at the request of as a favor to a stranger And our trafficking in illegal drugs even unknowingly are strict and convicted and convicted offenders can expect prison sentence and heavy fines Yep, what's up? What's that movie broke down palace?
Speaker: Broke down palace. That was a man. Excellent fucking movie. Scary fucking movie. Scariest movie I've ever seen in my life. Man. Scariest movie I've ever seen in my life. What's the other one? With Richard Gere. Red something. Red state. Red dog. No, not red dog. No, Richard Gere is accused of killing somebody. It was red something. I forgot what it was. Hold on. I may look at that. Oh, believe me. I know there's a lot of scumbags. Yes, I do have two belts now.
Speaker: Richard gear movies because shout out to trophy smack. I, uh, you know, I bought, I bought this about a couple of months back. Right. And, you know, it never leaves my red corner, red corner. Is it red corner? You know, it never leaves my desk. I don't know if you guys can see it or not.
Speaker: but it was starting to, the paint was starting to peel on it and shit. So I, I sent an email to trophy smack and with some pictures and stuff like that and ask them, you know, what, what can we do about it or whatever. And like instantly.
Speaker: In less than five minutes, I got an email back from their customer support. We're going to send you to production. And about an hour to the production team sent me an email back. We're going to send you a brand new belt out in the mail. That was so they sent me a brand new belt. So it's hanging on my wall. I'm actually going to go see if I can find me some, um, like a sealant or protective sealant to put on it, paint on it, spray on it, whatever. Clear.
Speaker: What is it? Just make sure you have blue, orange, and a big white H on there. I would actually, Chris, I would actually look into a automotive clear coat or even a nice lacquer. Well, I was thinking like a lacquer or something because I might have to take the belt off and I'm going to tape it all off and just put that clear protective on.
Speaker: The only thing I would do on the old one, test it on the old one. Well, no, I'm going to test it on the old one first because I have plans. I have plans for the old one. Oh, not happy. All right, Helen. But you can get you mask it off and get some automotive spray clear that comes in a rattle can and that fucking sucks lately. Throw me in jail. Look me up. I ain't afraid to take a man.
Speaker: I already, I already named the movie. I don't know. What was the movie? It was, don't be a menace. It was at that, it was at that block party. I was going to try it on this belt, but then, uh, since, since Brian likes to, uh, talk so much shit, I want to get me, I don't, maybe I can use the same thing, but I'm going to put me a Miller light label on there and seal it down and seal it because, um,
Speaker: I may or may not have ordered a Miller Lite cowboy hat and a Michigan cowboy hat. I had, I had like, uh, about five years ago, I had the, uh, when I was at the rodeo, one of the private parties I went to was a straw hat, but it had like the whole Miller Lite deal. Cause that was one of the sponsors there. The cardboard.
Speaker: cowboy hats. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got my Budweiser one up there, but I want to get my Miller Lite one in the same company that does the Miller Lite one. There are all collegiate teams as well. Yeah, I had like in my storage, I have like a bunch of like straw hats or like outlaw style. I have like the WrestleMania 25 when he was here. I do have a Jason Aldean. I have a Kenny Chesney straw hat, but -
Speaker: Yeah. So basically like during the rodeo, they're in a here, use a livestock show and rodeo, whatever performers performing, they'll have like either a white straw hat or a black shaw hat with their logo. Yeah. Right. That's happened to me on, on, on this show. And the fortunate thing about it is that it was on YouTube, but I lost everything except for fucking YouTube, thankfully. And I was able to pull the audio.
Speaker: Great things. You know what? And I kind of want to apologize, but I know how serious she takes this show. So anytime that pisses me off, I know how serious she takes this show. Sorry, didn't you? Don't scraggle like a fool. You're going to have some problems. Oh, okay. I just cleaned my whole room. Nice. The only thing that's not clean is the closet, but I have to do laundry and everything. She put everything in the closet. So because she cleaned her room, now you give her a chocolate.
Speaker: I don't know if I have any like like a like a positive reinforcement. Yep. I have lots of dogs now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. She did it. One last thing about that. Chris, one last thing about sealing your belt. Don't drink the thinner. Don't drink the the I wasn't going to drink because it's a terrible end, but a great finish. Thank you, Jeff.
Speaker: That's a good one. I suppose. Thank you. Thank you. I worked hard on that one. You want something to bring into it? To hang up my hat and my ears from Disney. Not anything, not that big of hooks. I mean, there's nails up there. Look at a tap con. Fucking tap con. In my box, but no hooks. Okay. Well, nails and stuff. Use a drywall screw. I'm not kidding. Use a drywall screw. Temporary. You get a hook.
Speaker: I use dry roll screws for everything. Oh, oh yeah. Oh yeah. Cause you got to do it editing too. Oh, trust me. Like you, you are preaching to the choir and I know these gentlemen have no idea what you're talking about or what I'm talking about. Uh, actually I do. I've, I had a YouTube channel for awhile. Editing sucks. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Uh, uh,
Speaker: When I redo my, when I restart my YouTube channel, I was just going to do it live all the time and let it save the recording. So you see all the real quick in our first few episodes to record a show and then try to edit it afterwards a bitch. And if it's live and then shoot from the hip, what is it? You know, I just, I literally, I just, now I just download the audio. I don't shit the music's there. I don't edit anything. The ads are in the show. I don't edit anything. I just download the audio.
Speaker: But it still takes time to download the audio to to to post it and he said hi. To post it. Hi Nikki. Where's my sandwich? Brian said hi to where's my sandwich? He's he's a Mexican living illegally in the state. Yeah, he he keeps telling me he's going to save my beard and I told him I'm more catapult Ohio education. Ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker: If it's south of Ohio, it's Mexico. I don't know. He's like Filipino or something. I don't know. I can't tell you, I can't say you're Vietnamese because apparently my middle daughter was in Vietnam and we went and seen fireworks. It was flashbacks. I don't know. You know what? You know what? I'm an email wall.
Speaker: wall and have them like have them ship off like a bunch of beard trimmers be like come don't tempt me boy. Don't come for the beard. I ain't the one. I mean, there's plenty of fucking fake bearded cowboys down there where you're at. You can get practice if you want.
Speaker: fake bearded cowboys. He didn't listen to that damn song, did he? No. Oh, I know who you're talking about. Yeah, I know who you're talking about. They're guys that spend their life in the gym and then wear a cowboy hat on TikTok and make you think they work on a ponytail. And then they drink Busch Light and they wear pit vipers. I'm sorry.
Speaker: No, but I'm sorry. I grew up on a farm. I can tell that if you're rocking the six pack and you look like you've just left the gym, but you're bailing hay, I don't know. No, that's not true. That's not true.
Speaker: that's not gonna happen I've been working the docks they're working the loading docks man they're working they're working something they're working their boyfriend Bob yeah when they say oh oh you're from Ohio Oh
Speaker: I stopped blaming Ohio years ago. You're really not breaking any news here, Brian. I'm from Ohio, and people are like, where are you from? Oh, fucking Ohio. Yeah. You from here? What a mark. Yes, they're all. The freaks are definitely out on TikTok. You ain't lying. Freaks come at it 19 years ago. About 18 years ago, I worked for a company where we did a bar crawl.
Speaker: and we were at Cedar Frogs one night and this girl's standing up and she's like, she's just lose her fucking mind. My buddy leans over goes, I bet that bitch is from Ohio and I was like, no, she's not. And they're like, where are you from? She's like, oh, and I was like, motherfucker, I'm leaving. I was like, this bitch.
Speaker: Let's let's take us a real quick break and speaking of the freak on tiktok I got a couple couple few things I want to talk to you guys about but that's one other thing I want to talk about this new fucking tiktok trend on lives I Don't know if you guys I don't know if you guys have seen it yet, but we'll get into it We come back from break. I don't have tiktok Got sitting with the country tonight Got a little
Speaker: Broadway girls goes heavy. No resolve with their cover of no resolve. No resolve with their cover of no resolve. No resolve with their cover of no resolve. Broadway girls, words are fucking hard. It's not good to know why I deal with it.
Speaker: Take her phone and that just took us by the way She said I'm too drunk and crazy She don't like the way I dance I said you don't have to join And she said she'd take a chance I've been kinda crazy ever since I went down I get kinda lost and baby, that's what I found Girls like you, I just wanna take me around Around and around Only two things that you're gonna find out They don't love you and they only love you
Speaker: Broadway girls, they acted like my life's a disgrace of cash Wanna wedding, all black, you can't get it, I'm direct They want presidential sweets, then I'm clingin' on the sex They want hinders on the beat, then I'm Jimmy with the stress I know that they love me now, but not for long I'm bittersweet with a brunette I woke up with a dirty blonde in those airy -out boots It's a long way from the bar, me and seven series cruise to the seven Oh, that's a terrible thing
Speaker: And make them run away girls alone Run away girls alone Run away girls alone They gotta settle down and find me something I can take back to my hometown
Speaker: There's two things that you're gonna find out If you don't love your family or they love you right now If I'm smarter, how to stay might as at home And leave the Broadway house alone There's two things that you're gonna find out If you don't love your family or they love you
Speaker: Okay. Do you know what you're doing yet? Nope. Two years in. No resolve. Some Broadway girls, when you go down there in Nashville, because they ain't good for shit. They mean not a damn thing.
Speaker: Welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense, everyone here. We got Tony D hanging out with us tonight. Jeff's back in the building. And there's some weird Mexican from Texas here, too. Yeah, 52 minutes before the series finale. Yeah, whatever, you scruffy nerf herder. My man, Brian. Oh, Brian. Joining us tonight.
Speaker: Glad to have you, brother. I'll be waiting for you. She's about to be fired. And of course, there's me, the host of this train wreck. Good. If you're not already, we're going on Twitter and TikTok.
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Speaker: Speaking of social media and all that jazz right before I went to break. There's a new trend on TikTok. And Brian, you said you don't have TikTok. I do know Jeff and Tony has TikTok and I know Jeff's been spending a lot of time on TikTok lately. But the new trend on live is AI and NPCs. For gamers, Brian, NPC, correct me if I'm wrong. Non -playable character, right? Non -playable character, yeah.
Speaker: So when you're scrolling through TikTok, you're going to scroll through the TikTok lives and you're going to get about 975 ,000 fucking idiots who are doing this. Oh, no, I haven't seen that. Glizzy, Glizzy. Thank you for the hearts. I mean, spicy, spicy.
Speaker: Oh, I scream. Okay. Crazy. That is a trend in the States, but my lives based on, well, when you go live on, or when you, when you go on a TikTok and you go to the live section in wherever you are, it's based on your country location.
Speaker: Unless you're following that person, you won't see it. No, this is the new trend on TikTok is the AI and everybody's fucking doing it to the point where I'm like, Jesus Christ, I'm going to go on there and do it so I can get 5000 gifts in a fucking half hour. No, but I'm going to do it in my way. And I'm just going to every time somebody gives me, I'm going to make fun of them.
Speaker: I'm not the same as Bigfoot's. Every time you do that, you basically say all black people. You racist. All I heard was, no, no, no, wait, Jeff, I'll do you one better. I'll do you one better. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor.
Speaker: You know what, it's a resemblance. First and foremost, if anybody wanted an opinion from the goddamn lollipop guild. Yeah, well, I don't, I don't wait for you to ask for it. I just give my opinion.
Speaker: YouTube. Yeah, no, that's like that's like the new thing on tik tok every, every, everybody's fucking doing it every and, and then you like click on their page and be like, is this like a thing that they do just in general? And it's not like people that have 500 ,000 followers are getting 1000 people in their lives. And they're gifting like crazy. I mean, are people that bored?
Speaker: Yes, are you you know, it's first and foremost I ain't mad at the people who are doing it. I'm mad at the people who are watching it. You fucking Are you again? Are they that? Remember we had this conversation a couple years ago and I said everybody's gonna want to live in that life like ready play one. Oh my yeah Yeah, see always that that's what my that's what when when we're all on haps and everything. That's what
Speaker: my best friend was saying, like, because I was always on here talking with y 'all, but I'm like, I'm on reduced hours. It's a pandemic. What the hell you want me to do? We can't go outside. Can't do this. So it was like, what the fuck you want me to do? Man, I wish I had that problem here. You had their problem. No, I mean, because everybody was all up in the upper, like, oh, but it just got over time with, like, after, like, the sex, we're all like, ah, whatever. What's crack -a -lackin' fool? Who's that?
Speaker: Who's who? Him. I'm the awesome guy from Texas. How's it going, buddy? Hi. What's up, Cash? What's going on? The whole apartment. Man, I bought him that bike for his birthday. He ain't going to be home. No, you can hang it up. Good. He just did. Trust me, though. I mean, if I wasn't working Monday through Friday, I'd be like,
Speaker: If I had like three or four days off, I'd be down in Galveston, hanging out, getting to the beach, or I'll be at, being at a batting cages or whatever, being outside. Yeah, no, we didn't, we didn't have a whole lot of, damn. I mean, like skydiving should be like going through the roof. I fly and all that. It's like, come on guys.
Speaker: Yeah, when the pandemic hit here in Ohio, we had a curfew. Daddy DeWine gave us a curfew. Yeah. Because I want to hang it up there until I can get it covered and protected.
Speaker: So it doesn't end up like, yeah. So, I mean, you know, that that's what, but overall though, I mean, you know, it's like everybody was online because it was the new normal. But again, again, everybody was in lockup. So it was just, what else can we do? So it was the old. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I was still working 50 plus hours a week. I mean, I was, I didn't have work. Work didn't slow down for me. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, fortunately and unfortunately, you know, uh, you know, other places like, you know, when I started working at OSU, they said during the pandemic. They, they had, they had like a skeleton crew. So they would have like five guys there. And all the other maintenance techs would be off for like three weeks and get paid for it. Yeah. They would come back and work for a week. Don't ask why this was born, as I said. Cool.
Speaker: Uh, you'd work a week and then he'd be off for three weeks and get paid for it. I'm like, God damn, why couldn't I get this job sooner? Yeah. So, I mean, but I mean, but, but still though, I mean, it's like now that things have cleared up eventually. I mean, it's just like it's summer. Everybody's like, let's go vacation. Hey, let's go to this town for the day or let's go over here for the weekend. There's a whole lot more things to do than just sit around the house and put on a computer all day. I agree with you.
Speaker: Yeah, but it cost money and everything went up. The price of everything went up too. Yeah, that's the unfortunate thing is everything. Yeah. Oh yeah. Speaking of which, yeah, Jeff, I had to divert from going to Cancun in December because looking at the flights and everything in the hotel, it doubled. It doubled. I went to the States, Brian, and sneak across the border.
Speaker: No, in all seriousness, we were looking at flights the other day because we were looking to make the move. One second. I'll hide you in my beard, Brian, and I'll sneak you across. No, we were looking at flights the other day. As you guys know, we are looking to make the move. And it was per person, 43 ,000 pesos, which is about two grand a person. Where a month ago, it was 1 ,000 bucks a person.
Speaker: I don't know. Planes and flights and tickets. Keep talking **** head. Keep talking **** head. Just keep **** talking. Just skip that trip to Cancun. Go straight to Ohio. Brian, I want you to understand that Ohio much like Texas is open carry. We also uh we offer don't have to have a permit to concealed carry anymore and like Florida, we are now officially a
Speaker: So you're scared. So I can shoot you 100 % legally. So that's fear. That's fear I smell. There's no fear. Plus, if you come at my beard, you're going to have to deal with the future Mrs. Glick and she's way scarier than I am. She'd be like, thank God he looks normal again. I'm worried about that.
Speaker: Yeah, trust me. She loves my beard. Has she seen me without my beard? No, I mean, for real though, it just, I mean, because like my birthday's in December and I was looking at it last night, I was going to go ahead and like try to get a feel for what I'm going to be, just kind of get an idea of how much I'm going to spend for airfare. Because normally, like, I guess because it's winter time, everybody's flying down south for the winter.
Speaker: But, uh, then I looked it up. Apparently like a December Cancun is like the uptick for the busy season. So if I went like a September, October, that had been my flight would have been like, yeah. So my flight round trip would have been like two 80. That ain't bad on Southwest Airlines. Honest, honest question. And Jeff, this isn't directed at you. So zip it.
Speaker: because we all know you made it from Ohio to Texas in four hours and then it took you two weeks to get to Cancun from Texas. But logistically, how far is it from where you are to Cancun? And how hard of a drive would it be? Driving wise, I'm not, driving wise, I'm not sure, but I know like.
Speaker: Brian from Texas down here. You got to drive around. Yeah, I got to drive around because I got to go through. I got to go. I got to go through like Brownsville, Mexico. I got to go through 347 court cartels. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like from from from where from where I live to Brownsville is about three and a half, maybe four and a half hours. Then you go spend another four hours at border.
Speaker: And then it's been a few hours at the border going through there because I think it's a cross at 2 a .m. It's 30 seconds. Yeah. But still driving because I got to go to Guadalajara. But still but but flight wise flying wise it's two hours nonstop.
Speaker: Well, I mean, fly is always, always easier, but I mean, actually, let me hang on. I'll not knowing how far Cancun is from Texas, because like from Ohio to Florida, it's like 16 hours. You're not leaving the country or anything like that. But I mean, that's, that's a drive that I have no problem taking.
Speaker: Look, look at the map in Texas from where he's at to the Cancun. Hang on. Hang on. I'm looking. I'm looking. Hang on. 24 hours from Cancun to Mexico City. That's halfway. Okay. Okay. All right. So looking on here.
Speaker: According to Google maps on, on the road from where I live, I'm looking about 33 hours. Okay. So it'll be 1 ,716 miles. So that means I would have to go through. It's not about that 1 ,716 miles or 1 ,700. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 33. It's not even about the roads.
Speaker: there's roads that there's a speed bump that you don't know is there. It's going to take out the bottom. Yeah. So I would have to go through. So yeah, I would have to go through Corpus Christi carcasses. I go through Corpus Christi through Kingsville sinkholes. And then here's the kicker. If you're driving the wrong vehicle, Cartel is going to want that vehicle. Yeah. You're driving a pickup truck.
Speaker: The fact that I made it granted I drove most of the time at night yes still shocks people
Speaker: They're like, wait, you drove? Where are you fucking retarded? I'm going to go ahead and say it. You're going to show one of those men who do that with no problems. OK. See, yeah. See, it's like I have to go through Brownsville, then cross over through Matamoros. And then after that, take that highway all the way to the coast. Yeah, I just got to follow it. It's like Highway 180.
Speaker: Why don't why don't you just make like the Colombians and get you an inner tube and go down to Galveston and jump in the ocean? No, I want to tell him to go. You can actually you can actually go to Florida. Go to the panhandle of Florida and get for sale. You can get a ferry. You can get a ferry to put your vehicle on. I'll use this beer to like an hour and cross the Gulf.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, outside of all the exaggeratedness and all the goofiness and everything else, I was, I was asking a serious question, like drive time and distances and stuff like that. I don't care about the fucking cartel. I don't, I know that getting across the border at, at custom, you know, whatever is a pain in the ass. I understand that. I get that. Trust me. Um, I was just curious. I got to take a call. I'm in distance. Um, but, um,
Speaker: Tony, as far as a beer for sale, I have flirted with the idea of doing a charity thing and putting my beard on the line. Yeah, we talked about that early on. And donating to its children's charity. Number two, not keep the beard. Whichever raises the money wins. All the money goes to a children's charity of my choice or our choice. It would be local. It's not going to be like, you know, the Ronald McDonald house, but it would be something
Speaker: Local. The money, if more money was raised to shave my beard, I'd shave my beard. If people do that, some people cut their hair off for kids. Yes. Yeah. My sister just did it. But I just don't know, you know, like, again, that's just one more thing on my plate that I'm going to have to try to. Oh, trust me. I'll give all the votes. I'll get all the votes for you to shave.
Speaker: It's not both funds. Don't worry, I got money. I got money. It's American. I can convert. Whichever side raised the most money would win. And all the money raised would go to the kids. Would go to the Glick Foundation, AKA my wallet. I'm just kidding.
Speaker: Seriously, a foundation for kids, you know, some, some, something charitable for, for the kids, whether it be, but it would be the local, it would be something local. Maybe we could, Jeff, you're not in the States, unfortunately, but you know, we could, we could divide it and half of it could go to a charity of my choice here in Ohio. And half of it could go to a charity of choice for, for Tony, but none of it would go into our pockets. It would all literally go to charity.
Speaker: Yeah. No, no, like you're a part of the show. It's, you know, this is our show in your form. Yeah. And I mean, it's not like, you know, I can offer up my beard. A lot of people jump on it. I have a very, I had a very good friend of mine. Unfortunately he's passed away, but his twin brother's keeping it going. Um, actually getting ready to do a golfing, uh, charity thing. And I thought about donating to see if we could
Speaker: Um, I just don't have the money for it. Otherwise I would, I might have the money for it. I got to reach out to him and I got, but for a hundred dollars, we can have a whole sponsor. So there'd be the nonsensical, nonsensical. Oh, that'd be cool. It's a golfing charity for one of my very good friends. He passed away a couple of years ago, but he, he would grow his beard all year. And then he would do the same charity thing and he donated it to a specific
Speaker: children's charity or whatever charity that he decided to, cause brothers kept it going, but they've added a, a charity golfing event. Um, and he gets your teams of four or whatever, but then they also asked for sponsors for a hole. And I was like, I can come up with a hundred dollars. I want the 13th hole sponsored by nonsensical nonsense. Do it, do it.
Speaker: What's he doing? Someone's a Logan Paul friend. Someone's a Logan Paul friend. It's still good. What? It's still good. What'd you get it from? Oh my God. He just found a random prime up in the girls' room. Random what? The girls found it up in their bedroom. He's like, it's still good. Yeah, but it doesn't mean shit.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, Jeff like normally normally round trip was like 280 was when I looked at it was like 500 something I'm like yo and then like looking at the hotel and everything because I was looking at the grand oasis And all right, but I think all that yeah, no, but I'm just picking a hotel I mean I stayed at the Paradisus the first time the second time was the Ryu so I figured like try a different Are you doing nice boy? It's okay. I did the grand palace
Speaker: But, um, but, uh, but no, but I mean, but like looking at the hotels, it's more than that. Cause normally the last few times I went for airfare and hotel, I spent probably about 1500 overall. Yeah. But now it's like, we're looking about like 18, 1900. Like I used to always say save at least 25 for any trip. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I mean, but like on the cool part though, I mean, you know, it's like,
Speaker: with the airfare and with the hotel, you know, it's great that it's all inclusive. So that that's how it helps. So you just tip, but you just got to have the money for doing the activities, whether you want to go scuba diving or going to a little submarine, you know, kind of like looking at the corals and stuff like that. But yeah, so we're just going to be like, we'll save it for next time. But we pretty much diverted for Vegas.
Speaker: Hey, I get that. Because for Vegas, for Vegas. Playing with me. I can't. So for Vegas, Vegas in December. For Vegas in December, overall airfare and hotel is about 800. Which hotel? Luxor. You like the Luxor.
Speaker: Yeah, I like the Excalibur. Well, I mean, because like, the reason why we chose the Luxor is because it's on the rumor mill to be on the chopping block for demolish. I think I did hear about that. So it's like, well, we started our Vegas, why not spend it on a slash? It's not ugly. Kids love it.
Speaker: I mean the Mirage, I mean like the Mirage, I mean we were thinking about the Mirage too because the Mirage will no longer be around because Hard Rock bought the Mirage. You did tell me that. The volcano will go bye -bye and they're gonna build like some type of glass guitar out you know in its place. So it'll be like for the upper echelon.
Speaker: Well, they gotta redo a bunch of those hotels. Those hotels were getting older and they have been used. We gotta be clear about that. All those hotels in Vegas, they are used to shit. I mean, because like the Tropicana, okay, when I first went in 2008, the Tropicana was severely outdated. And then I went back two years later and all of a sudden all redone. It looked like a brand new hotel. It went from like a three star to like a four and a half star.
Speaker: And then the Luxor and the Excalibur, they both hit their 20 year anniversary and they got remodeled as well. But the only reason why... The cause of politics and the win. Yeah. The win. But now with the Luxor, because they're having like a lot of maintenance issues that cost way too much money. So they figured it'd just be easier to demolish it and just build a new hotel in its place.
Speaker: Which sucks because I mean, to me, I mean, the Luxor is pretty unique. But I mean, but, you know, every hotel in Vegas is very themed and a lot of it's going modern now, which sucks. No, they got to. They got to. It sucks. I mean. You got to realize who's coming out there and you got to realize not for those of us who've been around 20, 30 years, they got to get ready for the new crowds. The younger, the younger kids. Yeah, the younger. Yeah, the younger one. So.
Speaker: There's a gap in the hotels when me and the wife went back to 2019. And I remember there used to be no gaps. There's a gap in the stuff that they're rebuilding all the time. And it makes sense what they're doing. Vegas is always about modern being, if not up to date, ahead of its time. We got to keep the people coming back. The Valley's Hotel's been remodeled and renamed a horseshoe. Yeah.
Speaker: So yeah, so there's going to be a lot of, a lot of changes going on, but it's like, it's typical Vegas though. Every single time I go, every time I go to Vegas, it's like the new stuff that got replaced. Yeah. I mean, like, I mean, like, when I first went, um, right now it's the PBR bar and grill, but before that it used to be the Hawaiian tropic, uh, grill and everything. So.
Speaker: Yeah, the PBR, the bull riding. Yeah, that's what's in its place. Oh, the bull ride on the inside? Yeah, we got the mechanical bull. They got great burgers, got good burgers. It looks like mechanical bull. What? What? He likes riding bulls. My phone's ringing. We hear it. What you got? You got that look on your face. But yeah, so in December, it's cheaper to go in December.
Speaker: Well, speaking of speaking of vacationing. And vacation in Nevada. You guys go to Lake Tahoe anytime soon. I did look at it a couple years ago, but no. Well, if you're planning on going anytime soon, be weary. We talked about zombies. We talked about this situation a couple months ago in Nashville, I believe.
Speaker: Where's one people in Lake Tahoe, Nevada are being cautioned to secure their residents. As a foot fondling intruder has been making their way around the area. But a full shark foot fondlers on the loose and lakes. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, two women stayed at a resort in a state line, Nevada reported intrusions to their room. Um,
Speaker: In the early mornings, the Douglas County Sheriff's Office said a release Tuesday or a couple days back. The women woke up to the intruder, fondling their feet. I mean, somebody got a key to all the doors.
Speaker: or there one hell of a cat bugger letter. Bugger letter. We talked about it a couple of years ago. We were, um, and I'm gonna go ahead and say we're back on Haps. It was me, Brian, Toby, Lenny, a bunch of us. We were talking about places that we would like to visit for Haps Meetup. Lake Tahoe did come up and had a lot of good reviews. St. John said that was a nice place. Yeah.
Speaker: And then a lot of people were talking about the airfare, the price of airfare. So I was like, okay, we'll just make San Antonio a meetup spot. Yeah, you did talk about San Antonio. We'll stay at Riverwalk. The hotel's right there, the mall's right there. Everything's right fucking there. Yeah, everything's right there. Everything's right fucking there, yes. Yeah. I swore I would never come back to that city. It's been 27 years. I mean, it's a two and a half hour drive for me, so no big deal. I'd fly there. I know.
Speaker: I mean, and then you and I did discuss meeting up in New Orleans, but yeah, it's a good thing we didn't go. Yeah. When I heard it's a good thing, we haven't gone. Holy shit. Yeah. That's, that's madness. New Orleans has gotten rough. Yeah. I came across this. I came across this article earlier and I'm a little, I can see there's a little bias to it because of a couple of things in my opinion.
Speaker: But on USA Today, here, I'll send the link over. I'll send the link over. Let's read it. All right. So basically, he and dad is Jeff. I'm going to send you the link. Hang on. Listen here, Mr. Google it. What? Yeah, exactly. Google it.
Speaker: What do you want? All right. So on USA today, it says Texas, right. Worst state to live in in the USA. I was always told that the only thing that came from Texas was stairs and queers. Oh, we love full metal jacket. Oh my God.
Speaker: Okay, that's an amazing movie So anyway, so so this this is why this is why it says Texas has that was an alternate gentleman by the way Not full metal jacket
Speaker: It's irrelevant, it's irrelevant. Anyway, it says Texas has received the number one spot on a not so pleasant list, the top 10 worst places in America to live and work in 2023. While Texas landed at the number six on CSNBC's yearly America top states for business study, the state scores significantly low in one category, life, health and inclusion. Factors in this include crime rates,
Speaker: Which I mean, it's mainly up like in Dallas, but not as much as in Houston. Houston is ridiculous. Wait, wait, crime rate? Crime rates. And they beat out Chicago? Yeah, which I find Chicago.
Speaker: It's based, you have to understand that when they put these statistics out and stuff like that, it's based off of size and population. Chicago is not a very big city, especially Dallas or Houston. Yeah, it's dangerous as fuck. But when they're putting out these statistics and these numbers and stuff, it's based off of size and population.
Speaker: Yeah, poor population. That's, that's where like, like I said, Dallas and Houston is, but Dallas and Houston is no strangers to crime and high crime rate. I mean, yeah, it's large metropolitan city. Not a very big city. So, I mean, but Chicago's ranked third and then Houston's fourth largest in the country. Detroit should be number one.
Speaker: Well, I mean, it's ranked New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, then us. Surprises Detroit, you know, for the reputation that it has that the crime is not as nearly as bad as publicized, but, but Detroit does have a very serious poverty rate.
Speaker: Yeah, which contributes to primary. The same thing that afflicted Cleveland. Detroit was an industrial city. Cleveland was an industrial city. Yes. When the steel mills and this had... When they closed down, exactly. When they closed down, yes. But Cleveland was able to recover relatively fast because of other
Speaker: Avenues of money with the sports and the food. Cleveland has some of the best food in the country. LeBron James. Detroit, even though much like Cleveland, Detroit does have professional football, baseball, hockey, and baseball. They got all four of the majors. Basketball, yeah. Yeah, they got all four of the majors or all four majors up there. Cleveland has three of the four.
Speaker: But Cleveland recovered because they found new avenues to make money and to - Yeah, he's from Akron, Ohio. Detroit, outside of the area, down around downtown, where the sports and stuff like that are, where their colosseums and their stadiums and shit are, the outskirts of Detroit have never really recovered.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, but basically, they're just saying like, you know, healthcare, which is I find weird because we have the largest med center in the nation. Quality and availability childcare, I can understand that part because I do have a lot of friends that are parents and they're like, man, it's expensive because they charge by the week.
Speaker: It's expensive everywhere you go, man. So, um, and then inclusiveness in state laws, such as reproductive rights protections and discrimination and voting rights, which I don't personally, I don't see that. I call bullshit on that. Inclusiveness and state laws, such as reproductive rights protection against discrimination and voting rights. That's bullshit. My state, my state.
Speaker: which I call bullshit on that one. Um, so Angeles earlier, did you see when they voted out bail? Oh my God. That was basically said you could steal the $5 ,000 worth of merchandise from a store and not get, not get arrested or convicted. Yeah. Same thing. Like I said, same thing. Like a Chicago, you collude whatever, but cause the mayor is soft on crime in New York. They're literally paying, they're paying people.
Speaker: I'm like, oh, hey, if you don't murder anybody this week, we'll give you $500. I'm like, what? Yeah. Move back to New York. I can do good every week. So, uh... That's all that's... We have to have a criminal record first. We have to have a criminal record first. We have to have a criminal record first. We have to have a criminal record first. We have to have a criminal record first. We have to have a criminal record first. We have to have a criminal record first. We have to have a criminal record first. We have to have a criminal record first. We have to have a criminal record first. We have to have a criminal record first. We have to have a criminal record first. We have to have a criminal record first. We have to have a criminal record first. We have to have a criminal record first. We have to have a criminal record first. We have to have a criminal record first. We have to have a criminal record first. We have to have a criminal record
Speaker: It said Texas received 53 out of 350 points for his 2023 life health and inclusion score, giving it an F and its top states grade and lowest nationwide, securing its number one spot on the list. Now, for the top 10 worst states to live and work. Go. According to USA Today. Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Kentucky. Damn. Number one, Texas. Number two, Oklahoma.
Speaker: Number three, Louisiana. For the fourth or fifth spot, it's a tie with South Carolina and Alabama. That's true. Number six is Missouri. But they're also including in those statistics that they're getting points or deducted points based on
Speaker: I'm also noticing a trend here in the top. I noticed as well. I noticed as well. What are the next four? So number seven is Indiana. Number eight is Tennessee. Number nine is Arkansas and number 10, Florida. So nine of the 10. At red states. Yes.
Speaker: That just shows you that you cannot trust the news statistics. Nine of the 10 are like to scream dumb shit like, well, South Carolina again, for old time, uncle daddy.
Speaker: Grandma, mama said dinner ready. They're red states. They're Republican -run states. You know who wasn't there? Your state. Listen, this is more like the other decoder. All right. So now, for the top best states to live and work, they're going to say California. Number one, Vermont.
Speaker: They really are. They're they're kind of there but I mean that's that's a
Speaker: Shout out to Bobby Gamble. Number four, Minnesota. Minnesota. Number five, Hawaii. Number six, Oregon. Number six, Oregon. Oregon's got all the fucking drugs. Number seven, Washington. Another two places I would never live. Now, for number eight and number nine, it's a tie between Massachusetts and Colorado.
Speaker: And number 10, Connecticut. Your queen midnugget said hi. And I noticed Katrina in that one too. Yeah, I did too. Oh, a lot of whiteness. That was a lot of whiteness. That list was so white, it was clear. Yeah, Hawaii's number five. Hawaii has a really bad drug problem and a really bad crime problem.
Speaker: Yeah, they're all getting pushed out now. So, okay. All hail Queen Sadie. All her royal highness. I can't believe you're here. Madam Sadie, the greatest thing who's ever walked the planet. My queen. Your majesty, my queen McNuggets. How art thou, my love. She got beer flavored nipples or something, Brian? What the fuck?
Speaker: Brian set the set bar. Your your presence is a sunny day to us all. She's **** Canadian, bro. Calm down. Brian. Brian, your shirt is rising. She's riding the moose around drinking maple syrup. Calm down, bro. Jesus.
Speaker: All right, anyway, so I have a question, Brian. On those two lists, where's California? Not on there. So now, America's top states for business, according to CNBC, Texas, number one, number one, North Carolina.
Speaker: Very white. Number two, Virginia. Number three, Tennessee. Number four, Georgia. Number five, Minnesota. Number six, Texas. Number seven, Washington. Number eight, Florida. Number nine, Utah. And number 10, Michigan. Utah. What up, bud? And Utah's big, dude.
Speaker: My company's based in Utah. Yeah, one city. I'm going to go visit Sadie in Cantonadia one day so we can ride looses and drink maple syrup together. I want to, I want one of those. There's going to be waiting to do the ribbon on your ass. Go ahead. Please make it happen Sadie.
Speaker: I would fit in real nice. You would with that beer. You're right. I'm just saying. I can say A in a boot. And apologize for everything. A toque is a hat. Sorry, Aboutet. See? I'm already Canadian. You need to go ahead and lose weight and get on the horse and be a mountian like Jim Perry. Hey, sorry, Aboutet. Oh, shit.
Speaker: We had this conversation earlier. All I need is a moose, a bottle of maple syrup, and a Mount Me hat. And I'm Canadian, bro. All right. Mount Me hat. Mount Me hat you got there. Mount Me hat. Not now, but maybe after a couple more of these. All right. Don't worry, we'll put bathrooms on when we worry about it. I got jokes. I love Canson Adia. I'm just saying. Definitely going to call up your Glick. How you doing?
Speaker: Your gratitude. I heard you're talking about Canada. How's it going? I'd like to talk to you about bright sunny days and good vibes.
Speaker: I'm feeling positive. Shut up, bathers. I'm here for the beer and the mooses. Fuck your poppers. He eats givers like no giant. I like bathers. I'm not shitting out bathers. Before anybody... We need a boat race across the Great Lakes. That's what the hell we need to do. Us versus Canada. We need a boat race across the Great Lakes.
Speaker: Sadie, my nickname for you is CPR, because every time I see and hear your voice, it brings me back to life. Holy shit. Take him the fuck out. Go ahead, Glitch. Go ahead. I'm sorry. I'm trying to justify him earlier. Go ahead, Glitch. I'm disappointed in you, sir. She said, oh, these goddamn sims.
Speaker: how about a safe
Speaker: Come on!
Speaker: that is that is that is that is that is not a that is not a that is just shut the **** up. Brian, be a man. Brian, Brian, hit it with a hit it with a all I mean, you know, you're in the United States. Hi, mommy. No, it's Bonjour madam myself. Whatever. Either way, you're just trying to get that green card.
Speaker: EMOTIONAL, DAMMIT! He's doing his passport! I'm a pro, motherfucker! That asshole! We might need a Beyoncé, Brian. I know what you're doing to her. Yeah. I'm holding it out here. Good work, man. Good working, boy. Yeah. Uh -oh. She's one grilled cheese sandwich where?
Speaker: He needed himself. No, I mean, it means when I play random ass music. Like you said, I'm not going to tell you what my nickname for her is.
Speaker: I need I need one. I need a sound is like That was the only thing I think I would you put that comment You want a gold medal of the simple epics
Speaker: Just one grilled cheese sandwich away from I do. You and them fucking grilled cheese sandwiches. I'm not doing this shit. Bro, bro, do you just make a regularized grilled cheese sandwich or do you doctor them up? He doctors it up. We had this conversation. We got a food truck in town. And I just seen them for the first time today. And I got to find out where these motherfuckers are. Nikki said the same shit. They are the grilled cheese gangsters. Follow them on Twitter.
Speaker: They give their location every morning. Uh, there was, uh, there was a grilled cheese restaurant down in Charleston and these cats didn't even hide it. It was just a bunch of stoners that opened a grilled cheese restaurant. And these motherfuckers were making all these crazy ass grilled cheese concoction. There's a, there's a place like that. I can't remember where it is, but they do, they do the same thing with mac and cheese, but man, they were not playing with it. I'm on board with you, Brian, when it comes to grilled cheese.
Speaker: I'll take no deep grilled cheese all day long, but if you doctor it up right and put some weird shit. Little dill sauce on it, hell yeah. Tomatoes and some turkey or whatever in it, some fruit loops, I don't fucking care.
Speaker: peanut butter? I mean, like, I mean, I mean, one time I had, I took like, I melted some butter, I put a little garlic, a little garlic in there, and then chopped up some chives, toasted that, but then I had like smoked, like smoked mozzarella, and then I put pepperoni in it. So it's kind of like a little calzone -ish. Welcome to Nonsense Equal Nonsense, where four fat asses talk about food.
Speaker: We haven't really started for real yet, either. No. Last night, Brian, I got you beat. I made a fucking... Kevin and I were sitting here and we were hungry and it was late. And I made eggs, chorizo, onion, chives, and bacon. Put it in a sandwich. Oh my God. I got your beat. I made a grilled cheese baby foot sandwich.
Speaker: I cut off a baby's foot. I cut off a baby's foot. I cut off a baby's foot. I cut off a baby's foot. I cut off a baby's foot. I cut off a baby's foot. I cut off a baby's foot. I cut off a baby's foot. I cut off a baby's foot. I cut off a baby's foot. I cut off a baby's foot. I cut off a baby's foot. I cut off a baby's foot. I cut off a baby's foot. I cut off a baby's foot. I cut off a baby's foot.
Speaker: Maybe, maybe I eat babies. Maybe it was the toddler that was walking down the street in a diver. That's what happened to Missy Baby. Chris ate it. It was probably wonderful. He was following a pig -legged toddler because I ate his foot. Chris is running around. Get in my back. He was doing the Jack Sparrow run. The other white people. I'm going to think a little bit of you for the time that they were here. Hey.
Speaker: You know, I mean, I gave it a shot. We're still hanging out. We haven't got a season just this order yet. Oh, that shit's coming. Yeah. Maybe I should like make a brisket mac and cheese this weekend. A brisket mac and cheese. I'm going to be videos on food. I'm going to fucking go all the way to Texas. Just go back and steal your food. Don't worry, Jeff. I'll have multiple, multiple, like,
Speaker: I'm going out and buying a drill. I'm still waiting on you to come to the pet adoption agency and adopt your pet Glick so I can enjoy this buffet of food that you make every week. It's 800 pound Glick by the end of the week.
Speaker: I'm going to be like, hold on. Try this. Yeah, never mind. Who's the who's the who's the click? Yes, you are. Who wants a belly? Does the click? What is the clicker on the **** the grill with me? It's really good. You can reach it from here across the **** Who's the who piss the HOA off this week?
Speaker: My HOA loves me. That's sarcasm in case you didn't know. I don't think you speak Spanish very well. I think you've confused love with eight. The other day they were bitching about my dogs getting loose, so I tied them up out front. And then they're not loose. Do something. I'll feed them. Oh, Jeffrey. Yeah.
Speaker: I just remember that because Brian just, ooh, that looks good. Brian just sent us a picture of the Snapchat. Pork belly. Pork belly. First. Yeah. The wolf tattoo is kind of cool. You like that? What is Ace of the Nates to you? Ace of the Nates is Dead Man's Hat.
Speaker: Yeah. That's the hand that while Bill was holding supposedly when he was shot in the back of the head. You also realize that aces and eights was a wrestling faction. I did not know that. I know down a TNA down a TNA would give a fuck about more people are going to associate aces and eights than dead man's hand. Don't care. Also, also.
Speaker: Are you buying a Harley any time soon? Because that's a motorcycle tattoo. I'm actually buying an Indian. I found a nice scout. You're buying an Indian too, like me. No, I'm buying a scout. The Indian scout, they're not too big. They fit me pretty decent. I was actually on one the other day. OK, Mike. They fit me pretty decent. OK. No, here's the thing. Here's the thing with the
Speaker: No, I'll never grow my hair out again. One of my hair gets long. No, but here's the thing. My hair is so fine that when I grow it long, if I sweat two drops, it looks like I have washed my hair in a month. You just shave the top and grow out the Hulk Hogan horseshoe mullet. The George Jefferson.
Speaker: No, no, no, because you won't have an afro. You said your hair's real fine and thin, so if you shaved the top off and grew the horseshoe out, it would be like a Hulk Hogan, the Hulk Hogan. I actually, those are the first of the four tattoos that I'm getting in a single session. I just, those are the first two that I've 100 % approved. I actually have for our viewing audience. I have them here. That's the aces and eights. And that's the wolf. Be careful with them damn symbols.
Speaker: Especially when you're in a very high resort area. I won't be here long after I get them. Actually, Chris, the one I'm getting on, the other one I'm getting, I actually need to consult with you because you know more about it. But the North Valkyrie tattoo, the wings, I want to get that. I have a spot reserved for that.
Speaker: But I don't necessarily want the logo. I want the wings themselves. Long time ago, when I was first getting into that area, I had thought about that. I wanted them on my back. Big back piece. No, I'm talking like maybe that big.
Speaker: The more I educated myself and the more I learned about it, Valkyries are basically, I mean, well, they're bad -ass warriors. They're some of the toughest in Norse mythology, but they're also like angels and they're all women. So for a man to have a Valkyrie wings makes no sense. That's why I went against it, but it's all women.
Speaker: Valkyries, not only are they some of the fiercest warriors in North's mythology, but they're also the same ones who take, because dying in battle and North mythology. You can't get to Valhalla unless you die in battle. It's like a badge of honor and that's one of the, you know, one of the only ways you're gonna get to Valhalla calling me. But the Valkyries are the ones who escort the fallen warriors or soldiers or whatever to Valhalla.
Speaker: And that's why I kind of went against it and I went with the Valkyrie tat that I went with. So it's still representing that they are females, they are badass, and it still represents the fallen and stuff like that instead of the wing. But I'm not, I don't necessarily want that Valkyrie tattoo, I want the wings. I do want the wings.
Speaker: Yeah. In that style, you know, the stuff, but they're actually going to be on the back of my neck. Yeah. No, I wanted the wings too. I just went against it because once I learned and I educated myself and realized that, you know, like I said, Valkyries were, were all women and, and, and it wasn't against anything against women. It was more of a respect thing at the end of the day. And that's why, you know, I wanted a Valkyrie tattoo. That's why I went with what I did on my arm. Whoa.
Speaker: Calling me I have a Boyfriend that does all the videos with him. My name is Viking dipshit daddy. Oh guys. Yeah The ace of the eights are going on the left side of my neck and the wolf is going on the right side of my neck
Speaker: The single session is going to take a minimum of six hours and I will be drugged to the ilk. Because apparently it hurts like a motherfucker. I will never get anything on my neck or face. I said the same thing. All right, gentlemen. I got to do it. Brian, good seeing you, Jeff. Copy that. Fuck you, Tony. Saturday night, special guest, correct? Yeah.
Speaker: Saturday night, we have Steven Jarvis joining us from Steven Jarvis and friends podcast. I'll get that up on social media. If you guys can share it out, that would be awesome. If not, he'll be joining us Saturday night. And then Monday, which I need to get something posted about that as well. My man Dizzy will be joining us as well.
Speaker: So that'll be uh, that'll be interesting. He's Canadian, by the way. Yeah. Yeah. I got to get to you. Okay. Got it. I got to head out. Chris, uh, check the Snapchat. This is kind of what I'm talking about with that. I'm a kid. Y 'all joke later. Saturday night, man. South of sword, not the sword, but by Jason. I mean, Brian, I'll, it's all Saturday. Hey, what's up?
Speaker: that the one I just put on the Snapchat, that's the one I was going to get to the back of my neck. Well, I put in North Valkyrie wings and that came up and I was like, I want to remove the sword, of course, because I don't need the sword. And then I have another one that I haven't fully finished editing that I'm getting for the front of my neck.
Speaker: So, I'm getting my entire neck and all on a single session. It's going to take about eight hours and I will be completely stoned out of my court. And you know, if I have to, I can always wear a turtle neck.
Speaker: I'll get me a dickie. Like Cousin Eddie. Cousin Eddie style dickie. White shirt or black green dickie. I told Donia that the other day, I said, no, I'm going to give you a dickie. She's like, why? I said, well, I got to be able to cover up my tattoos in case we give them a knife. I said, no, that's why you're getting them, because they'll look cool. I'll cut the gown from your suit.
Speaker: I don't know, on the Ace of the Nates, I don't think I'm gonna get the words Ace of the Nates. I'm just gonna get the cards. My tattoo artist is going to revamp it and make it better. But we're looking at September because there's another tattoo I'm getting. And that one will take like five minutes. And then I have a couple of designs
Speaker: I have one for my mom I'm getting and one for my dad. Both going to be on the same arm as grandma's. One for my mom is a big fucking lighthouse on the rocks. And the one for my dad actually says Bel Air. It's the word from the 55 Bel Air because my dad loves 55. And my tattoo artist gave me the idea. Instead of just the word Bel Air,
Speaker: made it look like chrome or something, will actually make it look like a 55 Bel Air out of the word Bel Air. And then it'll be colored to match my dad's favorite 55 Bel Air. So I was like, yeah, okay, that's cool. But I'm hoping to get everything done by, I'm estimating about five grand worth of work. I'm hoping to get it all done before December when we make
Speaker: because where we're moving to, I've already checked the price of tattoos and it's like 10 times the X. And I'm like, yeah, I'm good. I'll get him done here with my boy that I know he does good work. OK, so when I got the when I got the bear. You guys saw me get the fucking cardinal and fucking hurt. Not terribly, but it was like, oh, there's a sensitive spot. I got the fucking bear sat there, had a conversation the whole time.
Speaker: only one time where he got really close to the bottom of my wrist was I like, Ooh, wow. That's different. Yeah. Fine. That, that five grand just sounds ridiculous because I don't even have, I don't even have a brand wrapped up and I have both of my arms halfway done. I'm getting, I'm getting my entire neck done for $250. Yeah. I don't even have eight hours worth of work. Yeah. I've got.
Speaker: I've got about somewhere between 14 and 16 hours in my arms. I have in total on my entire body, I think I have about 24 hours. Yeah. And I don't even have a grand wrapped up in it yet. I do my forearms. It's going to be a little bit more because there's going to be a lot more detail in my forearms.
Speaker: what I want to do. Um, so I'm assuming that there's going to be more, uh, I want to get, I want to get, uh, stars on my shoulders, one on each side, uh, black and green. Um, I have stuff that I have designed or being designed for my calves. Um, uh, I'm probably not going to get my back done finished for a couple of years because
Speaker: Just because I want to do the background I have the big dive all the Superman stuff on my back and I want to do the background one half metropolis One half smallville and dead center the daily planner It'll be up and and I'm talking super 3d multiple dimensions multiple colors and
Speaker: Uh, I was talking to Danny about it the other day and I showed him a couple of cityscapes and farmscapes and he's like, dude, that's like 18 hours worth of work. Easy. And he says, you're looking at over a grant here where, where you are. It's like two or three grand. And I was like, yeah, let's, we'll hold off on that. Cause that's a long time to be on the table.
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, my main goal right now is my forearms, getting them finished, getting my arms done, getting my hands done after that, then we'll kind of go with the flow. But that's what I want to do is get my arms done. But with that being said, ladies and gentlemen, thank you guys for shooting the show with us in the chatters box. Hopefully you enjoyed the show.
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Speaker: Nope. Anyway, watch this. There it is. Straight into the night. Yeah, I forgot. I forgot about the audio. I had it. I have another video with audio, but I don't have another computer. So just a bit, just a bit. Uh, we're going to have the show up tonight.
Speaker: with Drew Jacobs and his cover of Jelly Roll's Son of a Sinner. We'll see you guys Saturday night with a brand new episode. Don't forget, we got Steve Jarvis of Steve Jarvis and Friends joining us Saturday night, hanging out with us. We're going to get to know him. He's going to get to know us and she'll be interested. Enjoy this show.
Speaker: I'm just alone
Speaker: I'm lying to myself.
Speaker: I'm just a little right in the wrong, right in the wrong Stakes I made are paper than the cash Walked a million miles of broken glass I'm feeling like a baby My heart's just slowly breaking I finally feel the smoke you made me drain Time's a -gotta tell me
Speaker: For the best we can say I'm just the longest son of a sinner Searching for new
Speaker: I'll be seeing that guy. Not that guy, not Drew Jacobs, but Jelly Roll. Nicky and I are going to go see Jelly Roll. I forgot what night that is, because I might not be here. I can't remember if it's Friday or Saturday night. I think it's Saturday night, the Jelly Roll concert, so I will not be here. It would just be you and Tony.
Speaker: Nice. We do appreciate y 'all. We'll be back Saturday with a brand new episode and the nice physical analysis podcast until then. Feel free to check out the replays wherever you listen to podcasts at. And don't forget to go ahead and hit up liquid ivy .com. Use our promo code words are hard. It gets to 20 % off your entire order and get hydrated properly. And with that being said,
Speaker: You heard Tony. He said it earlier. Mother had your mother made you in the words of Michael and how down Jeffrey, let him know one time. Oh, that being said, be good. We'll be good at it. Goodbye mother focus. I hit the awkward stare the other night.
