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Speaker: What is going on, everybody? Welcome to another episode of Nonsenseful Nonsense. I'm Glick, as always. We got Todie and Jeff at the house hanging out with me.
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Speaker: I don't know what the hell Tony, what are you doing? You're my man over there? I turned your mic off on purpose. I know. Angry, angry black man. Watch out everybody. I've been uncomfortable most of my life.
Speaker: I'll get to a point of comfortability. So thank you, lady.
Speaker: Debbie McCabe has an aspect of gratitude for me. She has been supportive. She has not been an issue. She has laid me out, but she has also been there. Lady, I thank you. I mean that shit. I'm telling the world right fucking now. Thank you. Let's continue. I got some shit to say today. Let's go.
Speaker: I got some shit to say. You always got some shit to say. I got some shit to say today. Let go. You would think with as many platforms that you're on and as much shit as you say on a daily basis, you would run out of shit to say.
Speaker: What am I jealous? I'm still trying to figure out the jealousy factor. What am I jealous of? I'm not bringing it. I'm just saying. You say a lot on a regular basis. Because I'm jealous. How about that? You're jealous and you're jealous. I'm not jealous. I was simply stating, as much as you speak, I can't imagine why, as your shirt says, you always have so much to say. Well, people would say that about me and you, Chris, for years.
Speaker: this is true. How do these two motherfuckers still have a shit to talk about? I talk about things three days a week. The rest of the rest of the week I'm basically a hermit crap. Three out of the seven days a week I'm here talking. The other four days
Speaker: just existed in here. I'm going to say more recent events have given me something more to discuss because things have been kind of quiet. But I will admit that I am very perturbed with a lot of what's going on. But I'm going to save that for later because I can actually do this shit. What's up, Amanda? How you doing?
Speaker: Well, I, in all honestly, I have not even, I did hear about what happened, but I haven't gone into any depth of it. Right. Because I've just been kind of staying in my lane and focusing on what I need to do. So, I did see something in the news and I was like, oh, that's fucked up. And. Extremely. Unfortunately, I had to get back to doing what I had to do.
Speaker: And on this platform, we try not to go political, we try not to go religious, but as a father, that shit pisses me the fuck off. So I'm going. Well, as I said to you, as I said to you, as I said to you in the little pre -show, it's not a matter of
Speaker: the laws or the politicians, it's a matter of what are the schools gonna do to start protecting the schools better and protecting the children better. I really do find that to be a hell of a question because - That is true. Well, that's an all around question because not only with what in recent events, and we'll go ahead and touch on this here for a few minutes, we won't spend a lot of time on it. But there's other issues going on inside schools that need to be addressed by the schools and the schools need to take care of and they need to do a better job of
Speaker: of creating a environment for, yeah, a safe environment for our children. Because, I mean, even the bullying aspect has gotten so out of control lately, where, you know, people are, you know, bullying these kids, you know, mercilessly, just so they can get like views and likes and clicks and stuff. They're recording this shit. Yeah, no, I get that.
Speaker: The bullying that I went through in school, I - Thank you, Amanda. Please put that up if you don't mind. I'm sorry, Jeff. Please put a comment up. That's the problem right there to me. That's my problem right there. This one? Yes. At the end of the day, if a bad guy wants to do what a bad guy is going to do, they're going to do it regardless of any loss. Yeah, exactly. They don't care about a gun free zone because - And that's - That just means you're the only motherfucker there with a gun.
Speaker: And that's where I say about, we're going to stiffen the gun laws and we're going to take guns away from people. Why? The bad guys are still going to have the guns. Yeah, that's why they're called. So I'd rather, I'd much rather be a law abiding citizen and doing everything right and going through the right channels and have my gun and never need it than being in a situation where I need it and I don't have it. Exactly. You actually brought up an aspect I didn't think about. What are the schools going to be? That's actually an interesting question. I did not think about that.
Speaker: I mean, and it's and it's not like they have to do anything. Like I said, my kids school. My kids school when you go into it now, I can't vouch for the high school because I've never gone into the high school outside of after school for after school events and stuff like that. Thank you. Hell of a point. But
Speaker: I've gone to my kids' elementary school during school hours and stuff like that. You can't get past the front door. You can go in the front door and then there's a breezeway and you can't go any further. You have to be buzzed in by the office and even then
Speaker: If you're there to pick your kid up, the office don't even let you in. They just say, sign them out right there, and we'll send them out to you. But that's not every school. That's not every school. No, it's not every school. That's the problem. It's like, because I know my former high school, I can walk in the front door right now and go walk in and sit in the desert, free throwing a lot of gyms.
Speaker: But are you sure you haven't been there in 20 years? No, but I bet you I could. Because as someone that went to that school, I know every single exit.
Speaker: We got that part. That's the issue is because yes, the main door is one thing, but they they can't lock the door all the doors. That's, you know, they can. No, they can. It's not illegal. It's a fire hazard. It's not a fire hazard at all. It's not a fire hazard at all.
Speaker: Let's let's let's argue. Let's let's let's argue fire marshal laws and and and fire and life safety with with me because I do this stuff.
Speaker: Yeah, you can't chain them. You can lock them though. If you can have a single way lock, like you can't open it from the outside. Yes, yes. That's fine. But you can't lock it where, I mean, but once again, I can literally, how many kids got cell phones? I can call a kid and say, hey, come open the fucking back door.
Speaker: Watch that movie with the Morgan Freeman. That's exactly what I was thinking. He's running through that hallway. Take those socks off those chains off the doors. Yeah, I get that. Yeah, you can lock the doors. The doors can be locked on the inside. You just have to have a push access or you have to, you know, what is listed for Ohio and most places, as far as I know of,
Speaker: Uh -huh. One -handed access to exit in case of a fire. So even if you got a pull -down door or the egress doors, so. Because we're armed, Amanda. And I understand that. They're unarmed. See, the problem that bothers me is this dude went to a school of elementary kids. He was a grown ass man. You know, good and damn well ain't nobody ever good on that damn problem. He was 18 years old.
Speaker: He also shot his grandma. So what happened? I don't know. Nobody really knows. But some schools have resource officers. I think the high school might have a resource officer, which is a police officer, armed police officer. But much like at the school shooting in Florida a few years back, that resource officer got scared and hit under the stairs.
Speaker: growing as a legal person
Speaker: Well, no. Yeah, I can. That's his job. Because at the end of the day, it's his job. No, there's only one. There was only one shooter in the incident? Oh, in Florida, you mean? Yeah. I thought there was more than one. He jumped. Yeah, I believe, yeah.
Speaker: I'll say that for me. What was that? Sandy Hook was that's that was New York, Massachusetts. Yeah, this is the one down of this was the one down in Florida a few years back. Well, I mean, I still remember Colin by day. I mean, they literally every school got closed because of it. Well, we were on lockdown at the Christian. I remember that. Yeah.
Speaker: because I was at work. I was at work and was told I couldn't come into the school. I was like, alright, okay, I'm going home. I'm going home. I'm going to take a nap.
Speaker: I'm gonna go home and take a nap before I go to my second job. But it was like, uh, you know, that's what that was. That was the kicking off point of the retardedness of the schools not taking enough responsibility for the kids. Well, you know, you could have it. This is what you run into when you look at security guards or off duty officers or veterans or this that or anything. A lot of schools,
Speaker: depending upon where they're at, they may or may not have the funding for it. In my opinion, if a school puts up a levy or puts up whatever that they want more money to boost security, it should go through with no questions asked. It's not like they want to build a new fucking football. Yeah, exactly. It's one thing if they want a new football field or new uniforms or something for the drama department, but security should be number one.
Speaker: But at the same time, there are a lot of things that you can do that does not involve hiring people. Hey, Stevie, what's going on? There are plenty of measures that you could take and security things that you can do without putting bodies in the school or paying people or paying security companies or this side or the other thing.
Speaker: Ask for a shit ton and the schools are just like Jesus I mean You know It wouldn't be a terrible idea Since schools are basically going through it funding and Tony backed me up, but the National Guard more more or less 90 % I think I should Well, we have plenty to do
Speaker: Don't get me wrong. The shit National Guard does, people don't know. I learned that myself as a National Guardsman. Well, I mean, you even have reservists that can take care of shit like that. National Guard and Reserve will probably jump at this shit. I'll tell you what's on myself. It's actually what Amanda was just saying in the chat. Off -duty cops with retired soldiers in the schools. Y 'all please put that up. That has come up more than once. You have a lot of veterans with nothing to do.
Speaker: who will die before they let something happen to a child. I mean, but I mean that, but that's the thing. That's what it is. It's easy to say one thing, but when the shooting start happens and Tony, you, you and I both. When are we scared of guns? I'm not saying you, I'm not saying you. Let me find a motherfucker. There's always a guy out there that when the shooting starts, he runs the opposite direction. Let me find a motherfucking uniform who's scared to shoot back. I got something to say.
Speaker: You know that if you military, you scared me and you to have a discussion. Jeff, tell me from line. Thank you very much. I mean, that's exactly what happened at that school in Florida. Yeah, that kind of got scared. You want to know what happened with him? You want to know what happened with him?
Speaker: If he would have shot somebody and missed that would have been his ass. He was waiting on backup. That's exactly the situation anybody's going to run into. And that's why I said it's not a matter of putting armed guards in the schools because then you yeah you're adding security levels and you're adding protection to the schools but then you're creating an environment where it feels more like a prison and not a learning environment.
Speaker: So there are plenty again, I say there are plenty of other options and there are plenty of other security methods to go into place to keep a building secure you know, I worked I worked at Abercrombie and You might you you didn't come into most of our buildings unless you got badged in or you had permission to be on there and and then even then You only had access to the lobby. You weren't going anywhere outside of that lobby. I
Speaker: Yeah, but it's not like you can do that with some of the classrooms because, you know, they got like, what, 25, 30, almost 50 students per classroom. They don't want to have time to swipe in and be - They're not going to badge every kid in. I'm talking about your main entrances and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. There are some schools that do have check -ins with the middle tech. Yeah. But for every class? No, for getting into school in the first place.
Speaker: Right. The thing is, the way most schools are set up, there's no barrier between the lobby and the rest of the classes. But to get you to the lobby, you have to go to the middle detector at some point. Right. But even to get into that lobby, because Tony, I know you know that I know that we can both get through a metal detector without it going off. Yes. If need be. If need be, yeah.
Speaker: But getting, putting out, even if you like, let's say the cafeteria, if that's the only, as a visitor, that's the only place you'd go, still getting into that next area is still not that hard in a school with, you know, 400 or 500 students, if you go at the right time. I got some work with shit that I would love to save, but I'm gonna save everybody's lives and keep my mouth shut.
Speaker: Well, you know, one of the things I think it would be hard to do, especially nowadays, but certain teachers with guns. No, that's come up and I can see something going wrong. We got to do a foolproof plan as to how to protect schools. Something will go wrong with a teacher having guns.
Speaker: Yeah, no, 100 % agreed. But as a deterrent, even if the guns weren't there, you can be like, oh no, all our teachers are armed, even if they're not, or even tasers.
Speaker: But unfortunately today's day and age, it isn't something as simple as just saying or even whether, whether saying it or doing it. It's not a deterrent anymore because people have no fear of consequences today. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. And that's why I said I would. You can't compare Knox County school system to New York's County, New York school system. No, you can't. They're they're two different fucking worlds.
Speaker: You can't, you can't, you can't, you know, I can't compare Newark to Heath and they're right next door to each other. Exactly. You know, I can't, I can't, I can't compare Newark High School, which is maybe a half a mile up the road from my house in Newark Catholic, which is just around the corner from there. Two different, two different monsters. It's really on a case for case basis. So you're talking to fix the problem for every school would take community action.
Speaker: which is happening. There's a school in New Orleans. The fathers are there every morning when kids get off the bus making sure they do right. The parents will need an issue. They could be the parents of people. But eventually they all leave. Yes, but make sure they get in during the day and you're there at the end of the day. During the day may be an issue because cats got jobs. But the unemployed parents, who wouldn't be security? They got shit to do. Yeah. It's easy.
Speaker: Well, we beat it down. Appreciate it. Yeah. Like I said, at the end of the day, it comes down to security measures and properly securing the schools. And until they do that, and unfortunately, the biggest issue. You could do gun. Somebody's got a gun drill. Well, they do. They do. They do. Yeah, they do. Yeah. But here's the problem. Here's the catch 22.
Speaker: The left and right don't know how to get along and who makes the decisions on what schools can and can't do. Oh, that's on your team. No, it's on both teams Jeffrey.
Speaker: No, but on - It's on both teams because they cannot get along. It's both sides. It's both sides. They can't get along. And if the right says they're gonna do something, even if it makes sense, if the right looks outside and says the sky is blue, the left is gonna go, no, it's on, it's purple. Or vice versa. That is how they are. They've been like that for years. Nothing - Because in simple fact, if you agree with the opposite team, you're an asshole.
Speaker: So at the end of the day, our politicians and it works its way down because you have your government officials are going to say they want to enact this, this and this for the school systems to protect our kids and the local government or the state government is going to go.
Speaker: You can't fucking DeSantis down in Florida. You ain't going to tell me what to do. The fucking jerk offs out in Texas, as Tony and I said earlier, Texas thinks that they live in their own fucking world and they put themselves up on this fucking ridiculous pedestal because they're Texas. Texas needs to get the fuck over themselves because you're 99 percent of you are inbred or illegal.
Speaker: So calm down. Here's the thing. The problem with politics in general is just like if we started a business as a leader, you need to lead by example.
Speaker: And that's the issue is the politicians show their true colors when they start arguing and Everybody else is like oh Let's get together put our heads there and figure out that something makes everybody happy and doing it right They don't work for the people they work for their pockets
Speaker: Well, that I quote Robin Williams that politicians should have patches on their jackets like NASCAR. So you see who they're working for. No argument here. Like, so that'd be interesting. Our race car. Lobbyists, man. Yeah. Lobbyists are worse than gun lobbyists. They got money to toss around.
Speaker: I mean, well, I mean, that's, that's one of the reasons. Uh, and I tell people, and I tell people this one lobbyists have money to toss around. Well, they're not the only ones started. They're not the only one in the United States. That is one of the most powerful committees in the United States. Actually, I will, I will argue that that, uh, the, the people that are looking for the green new deal.
Speaker: That one's pretty powerful as well, because you got people like Bill Gates behind it with billions to spare. Talk about energy. I think you guys are forgetting about one that kind of flies under the radar. And this goes to, you know, as all three of us, former smokers and whatnot, but the tobacco lobbyists, hence the reason, hence the reason you notice for a long time, big tobacco
Speaker: wasn't was was kind of quiet for a little bit and then they started this scare agenda about vaping to get everybody off of vaping and come back to smoking cigarettes. Now I will to a certain degree on some things as far as vaping goes agree with some of the bad stuff about it like these disposable vapes and stuff that you can buy at the gas stations. You don't know what fucking chemicals are in these goddamn things or when you're when you're buying vape juice for your vapes from
Speaker: Jimmy, Jimmy smokes. Billy Bob's. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, you don't know what chemicals in it, but at the end of the day, there's two primary ingredients. There's, there's two primary ingredients in vape. There's two primary ingredients. It's it's PG and VG. Yep.
Speaker: And then your nicotine, if you, if you have nicotine in yours, which is just nicotine, there's no extra additives or anything like that. And then of course your artificial flavoring, but I don't really count that, but PG and VG, PG and VG, uh, vegetable glycol, I believe it is. And what is it?
Speaker: It's like peroxide, but it's not peroxide. It's a propyl... Fuck, I can't remember. But either way, both of those... It's the shit that's in antifreeze.
Speaker: Well, no, those two ingredients that are in vape juice are in everything we eat and drink, everything. And I know that because I looked into - You can literally go by liters of it, the balance of it. I looked into making vape juice. Just flavored, just flavored vape juice. It was a, yeah.
Speaker: It was almost a partnership that I went into when I did my Periscope Vape and Chill Show with the guy that I used to buy my juice from because he only sold flavored juice. It didn't have nicotine or anything like that in it. And then I was going to go into a partnership with him and he, you know, that's when I learned. I was like, Oh, well, everybody crapping on vape for because literally these two ingredients are in everything. You eat drinks, smell, you name it. It's there because it's
Speaker: And the freeze ingredient and the nicotine is the only problem because of the restriction of blood vessels. But cigarettes in their natural form
Speaker: with just straight tobacco. Straight tobacco? Yeah, that's a different, that's a whole new story. They add the nicotine, they add the... You get the the nicotines and the carstagens and all the other, the tar and all the other and that's what that's, yeah, nicotine, that's all nicotine is. It's an additive, it's an addicting agent. Yeah. So, I mean, once you, once you
Speaker: beat that like I I vape for years after I quit smoking with no nicotine. I just like the flavors. I like the vape and I'll probably get there again. I'm actually it also it also it's idle hands. Exactly. That's my problem when I quit smoking. I'm nothing to do with my **** hands. It's it's it's it's it's it's I play with myself. I do that enough so sorry I had to bring the funny Tony. Okay, this is fun.
Speaker: I'll be right back. Go for it. I have to go. What's your job? Absolutely. Thank you, Amanda. If you still listening, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You dropped some heavy shit. Good. I'm glad I did bring it up because you brought up an aspect I did not think about.
Speaker: What can schools do? They do like the books. That's the beauty of having a... That's the problem, I think, with the world. There's not enough conversation, and everybody thinks they have a solution. And that's what we need. We need more time. A little conversation, then some action. And that's the thing. When something like this happens, and Tony, you and I kind of had this conversation a couple weeks back about the gumballs and this, that, and the other thing.
Speaker: We are kind of on, we have different views and whatnot. But at the end of the day, when something like this happens, instead of people stopping and taking a second to breathe and going, what can we do to prevent it?
Speaker: take everybody's guns away, stricter gun laws, nobody can have guns. And it's just like, at the end of the day, the bad guys that are doing the bad guy stuff, they're gonna get their guns regardless because most of them, not all of them, but most of them are not going down to your local gun shop or a gun dealer and doing the background test and waiting and getting their guns that way. They're going down to -
Speaker: Jimmy's crack house or Billy Bob's militia and picking up all their guns.
Speaker: You know, I was telling, you know, what Jody and I were talking about it earlier. And she's like, you know, when she used to, you know, work where she worked, uh, they sell them right on the corners. I said, you know, when I worked out in Charleston at Orkin, I was doing a service, uh, in a, not particularly a very great area, but I, I w I had some customers down there and I had a guy come up to me one day when I was at my truck and just straight up asked me a complete stranger. Hey man, you want to, you need a piece? You looking to buy, buy anything? I'm like,
Speaker: I don't know you. You don't know me. No, I'm good. You can go into a gun show. You can go into a gun show and pick up a gun today and carry the **** home no matter what it is because you don't have to be an authorized dealer at a gun show.
Speaker: I think you gotta get cleared at the gun shows too. Well, you do have to get cleared, but at the end of the day, there's, I mean, you can lay somebody's pockets. There's a lot of shit in them gun shows, Jesus. Boy, that's the other thing, you know. I came out of there looking like Deathstroke. I had shit all over. Which is why I don't go to gun shows, because I can spend all my money in here.
Speaker: No, it's not the guns that are the problem at the end of the day. You damn right. You don't shoot kids. I'm going to end my shit just like that. You don't shoot kids. You're not a grown man going up to elementary school and killing kids. The fuck is wrong with you? Get mad at me. That's that bullshit. And that's my mother fucking problem. Bring the t -shirt. Why? Why in the fuck would you go to elementary school to shoot kids? That's a grown ass man. Not everybody thinks like you do, Tony. That's the problem.
Speaker: That's their problem. Remember, there are a lot of stupid people out there. Like blazer saddles, you know, morons. Yeah, exactly, you know. But I mean, it's true. I mean, you can't necessarily, it's nature versus nurture. Yes. You know, I mean,
Speaker: Not always, though. No, but for instance, to touch on a very touchy subject, racism. Racism is not, you're not born with it. It's learned. Tell me I'm wrong. That's 100 % learned. Yeah, so that's what I'm saying. Nature versus nurture. If that, whoever did the shooting, if their parents are like, fuck these little kids all the time, he's going to grow up and go, fuck these little kids.
Speaker: So yeah, you know, I The nature versus nurture thing is a tough one to get behind because You know there there are people that come from fucked -up environments and then they become a product of their environment and
Speaker: There's people that come from really good environments and they become a product of their environment. But at the same time, there's also people that come from a really good environment and do fucked up things. And then there's people that come from a really fucked up environment and can live a normal life in society and not be a complete total fuck up.
Speaker: There's a reason why it's called, what's the sentence? It takes a village to raise a child and one good influence in a person's life. Even if it's as stupid as a podcast that we do, we can have a difference in somebody's life. So while you're listening, don't do something stupid.
Speaker: Yeah. You look back at some of the most notorious or infamous serial killers and whatnot in our history. And they all have one thing in common. You know, aside a lot of them do come from fucked up environment. No, not only that, but somewhere in their line or they were born with some kind of brain trauma and it affects a certain part of their brain.
Speaker: And it's not even just a brain trauma. It could be a birth defect. But it's the same portion of the brain. And that's where, like me, being into the true crime and serial killer stuff, not only do I listen to the stories and know their stories, but I also like to get into the mental aspect. And there's a couple podcasts that I listen to that they dive into that. And they dig a little bit deeper into mentally where they are and whatnot like that. But that is kind of a reoccurring thing. I just saw something where this guy, he
Speaker: And I don't remember if it was a movie or a news story or something. But this guy, he was injured very young. And he grew up without the empathy part of his brain.
Speaker: like zero empathy for anything. And that is an aspect of physiology. I give you that. I give you that. So I mean, all that stuff plays a factor in people playing stupid games and doing stupid shit. But it's almost like a personal responsibility that you have to take for yourself. If you do something stupid,
Speaker: you have to worry about the consequences. And this is something that I teach my kids all the time, even if it's something stupid, like I built that L -shaped box, Chris, and my daughter drew on it with a crayon. Now, nobody, it cleans off our paints over whatever, but I took away something she wanted to do that week. There's no TV for this week. This is the consequences of you doing something dumb. Yes.
Speaker: And there's a lot of parents out there that they're like, oh, it's no big deal. It's just a crayon. Well, a crayon today is spray paint tomorrow. Spray paint tomorrow turns into throwing rocks at private property and breaking problems. If I may, you took away something from her, the conversation you had with her could help as well without you having to take away from them.
Speaker: Jason does something wrong. I asked him why he does it. He tells me why. I said, don't do this anymore, because this is what's going to happen afterwards. Not based on the fact that I'm going to discipline you, but we got to clean it up. It's a mess. Now you don't have any more Jews later on. When they think about that, they're more careful what they're doing. See, sometimes discipline doesn't require punishment, just proper advisement and counseling. And that's part of being a parent.
Speaker: You know, when Chris, I know, I don't know about you. I know when when I did something wrong with his kid, I got to ask me very little story. Well, my kids act up. I give them one or two options of figure four leg lock or tombstone pile driver.
Speaker: You choose how do you want this punishment to be doled out? Today but
Speaker: I don't do anything wrong because I'm afraid to get my ass with, but that's not the way it should be. So when my wife and I had kids, we were like, okay, if they're going to be punished, they have to be told why. Of course. You got to start here before you start there. Exactly. I mean, don't get me wrong. If it comes down to it, I'm not afraid to grab a switch, but
Speaker: I get traumatized. I admit I'm traumatized. I don't like seeing kids. I don't either. And I'm the worst at it. I'm terrible at it. My wife's like, you need to smack him. And I'm like, I'm like, Kevin will give me something to smack you with and he brings me back a leaf and I use it. She will be the shit out of somebody.
Speaker: She will beat the hell out of somebody. I believe it. No, but it's like... I still heard a tattoo shot, but I still... Oh yeah, she be with an ass. No, but it's like, if I do it, I'm like, uh, don't do that. And she's like, you gotta actually hit it. I'm like, I can't do it. No, if I do it, I'm going to jail. That's why you all deal with it.
Speaker: Well, that's another reason why I know my own strength. I'm going to break this kid's spine. No. I know my strength. I'm not even, but I'm always told I'm stronger. They got smaller bodies. Jason is tiny. Yeah. And I'm not trying to kill him. Exactly. You want to hurt him to the point where he's scared, but yeah, my mom used to beat us. We beat us. Well, my grandmother used to. Know yourself. We can't do this no more.
Speaker: That was the thing. Don't get caught. But my grandmother used to do those things where she'd be like, go get me something to beat me. There's torture. And she would send you out in the woods and go get me a switch. And you would sit there. And it became a mental game because you were like, well, if I bring that home, that's going to break my spine. If I bring this home, she's just going to send me back out here for something else. And then beat you with both of them.
Speaker: And the one time, the one time I know, and she went in the other room to laugh, but I came back with a leaf. I said, here you go, grandma, beat the shit out of me. And she left the room for me. You better asshole all the time. I know, I know that she went in the other room and laughed her ass off. She came back with a leaf. But I came back with a green leaf. And I said, here, grandma, whoop this shit out. Here's your business, a peanut butter jelly sandwich. Go to bed. Fuck you.
Speaker: But Chris, you brought up wrestling last night. I watched fighting with my family. Yeah. The page story. That was actually really good. I was very impressed. She has some other videos that you would probably enjoy. Jeff.
Speaker: It's got Nick Frost in it. He plays, Nick Frost plays the dad. The mom is mildly famous and fucking, what's his name? Vince Vaughn fucking killed it. Vince Vaughn is a beast on the screen. He is a beast. Fucking killed it. He is a beast on the screen. He played her coach in the NXT. Yes. And he fucking, he murdered it. He fucking killed it. He was genius.
Speaker: Vince Vaughn was awesome in Be Cool. He had me dying in that movie. Oh my God. He's like, gee, wheezy. Gee, wheezy. He gets around and fucking like. Stop playing, man. What you doing, man? What you doing? He's fucking the rock smacking his ass in that food shop. Dog. OK. Oh my God. Whoa.
Speaker: it was a really good look. I really enjoyed it. Uh I've been putting off watching it because I was **** wrestling. I did. I did. There's nothing to do. I mean, it would be like speaking of wrestling, I watched a wrestling movie. It's like Tony and I have a conversation about football and you're like, oh, by the way, I watched draft day for the 900th time.
Speaker: Fuck you, I love that movie. I thought you were actually gonna bring like some kind of wrestling conversation. This was just a normal Jeff watched another movie conversation. I literally grew halfway through the movie and I was like, I don't know shit about wrestling, but is this a real person? And I found out it was a true story. Oh, okay. Yeah, she's for real.
Speaker: She's like the reason why the women's section of WWE is as big as it is, is what they said in this movie. She, they did this whole few years back. They did this whole women's evolution thing.
Speaker: And she was a part of it. She wasn't the reason but she was a part of it. They did say at the end, at the end they have a title card and it says, pages, now one of the greatest, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it says she's one of the reasons why the women's section of the WWE - She didn't even, it blows my mind, she didn't even have that long of WWE career.
Speaker: Yeah, she's done already. Well, she was big, not that she wasn't big, but she got busted making sex tapes with a couple other wrestlers. WWE has got this image now where they - Yeah, her and Xavier Woods.
Speaker: whatever she was dating one of the wrestler guys they fucking clowned on fucking what's the big guy that he's really really really really really white red hair Seamus oh yeah Seamus Seamus and Big Show they fucking clowned on them in that movie holy shit
Speaker: when she first goes to I guess Vince Vaughn's character takes her and a couple of the other girls to WrestleMania and they're in the green room area and you see her grabbing food and Seamus and Big Show are sitting there talking and Big Show's like you know I'm an emotional eater and she reaches behind them and she's like excuse me guys and she grabs like free hot
Speaker: But Nick Frost fucking killed it too. I mean, Nick. I'm reading this story. I don't see where she did that. I know they did that mess with China. That was messed up. Just go to Pornhub and put in page WWE page.
Speaker: You'll find it, trust me. She got, they tried to keep it low key and under wraps, but it was such a big deal that it came out. I mean, even other wrestlers on like Monday Night Raw and, and, and SmackDown made jokes to Xavier Woods about it. You know, so they kind of, they tried to keep it under wraps, but she got in trouble for that. And then she came back and she wound up getting hurt and then she had like a,
Speaker: GM role and she was just and I don't know what she's doing now but I mean she was only around for a few like a few years but she she was she's got scoliosis she uh got into a car accident
Speaker: So she's not 100 % Okay, 2017 private new photos and a six tape will leaked online. She's looking into the future being happy and I was helping her. Okay, she's got anorexia. She's been suicidal. So she did some of it for the money. Yeah.
Speaker: It was it was family. They had a WAW in England and her dad started it. I forget what it's called. I'm going to be honest with them. I don't know a lot. But when they do that, a lot of it is for the money because I saw the one China was in.
Speaker: I'm not yelling. Oh, what do you mean when you spray it on it? Yeah. Just spray it on there and try to keep it like where the cutter. I can do it before you do it like that. It's just going to come out. Just a couple of sprays. Keep it where the cutter. I had to mute him. No, but I mean, it's, I mean, there's a reason why most chicks do only fence for the bubbles and then wipe it away. Then he gets, not done.
Speaker: Uh, but no, I really enjoyed the movie. Sorry. I had to mute you because you were very loud. I could barely hear Tony. Um, Oh, Oh, imagine that. Welcome to my world. What is it? When I'm trying to do something and I got to jackass, I got to hear myself talk.
Speaker: Same motherfucker who comes out of the blue and the leaves. Yeah, exactly. By the way, here's the hand grenade. Gotta go. Speaking of wrestling, those serves are what we like to call pipe bombs, courtesy of one Mr. CM Punk. If you're contemplating watching it, it was decent. It wasn't like, oh, wow, this is amazing. But it was a good, forget your troubles, watch somebody else's bullshit for two hours. Right.
Speaker: I just saw it because I was like, oh, this will be interesting. Because the preview shows her meeting the rock. And when her and her brother meet the rock, holy shit, it's so funny. Because every time the rock tries to leave, they're like, hey, rock. And after a while, he's like, god damn it. What do you want? It was so funny. But I enjoyed that. Exactly. But other than that, right now, I'm doing a little Pirates of the Caribbean marathon.
Speaker: How dare you? Johnny Depp is a monster. Yeah. He said my ass. More like Amber Turd is but whatever. See you later. The world's going against her.
Speaker: Oh, she's not making it hard. Did you see, did you see the video of her now? I know we said we weren't going to talk about this to the sport. Just us making fun of it. But did you see her expert witness that was on stage on stand the other day? They asked him a question and he went,
Speaker: Like dude was missing out on him. It was like, what the hell is this? Johnny Depp and his lawyer, they were sitting there and Johnny goes, what the fuck?
Speaker: and his lawyer looks at him and he goes, what is wrong with it? And they both start cranking up. This dude was like, at one point they asked him, and I don't know if it was, it was, uh, they asked him what would you do? Yeah. And I don't either. I just, you see, you see like videos that pop up on like reels on Facebook or Tik TOK or whatever. Well, somebody was like, what happens if you take too much MDA? And all of a sudden he's like,
Speaker: I think that was a TikTok sound, but oh my God. But the funniest thing I've seen about that trial is, I don't know if you've seen it and if you haven't, I don't know where you've been, but the footage that's supposedly Jason Momoa being on stand, holy shit. It's like a video conference call. I don't know if that's real or not. I don't even remember, holy shit.
Speaker: Look, look, look up. Yeah. And he's like, as an actor, he's like, no, as a janitor. Look up, look up. Jason Momoa testified. It's funny. And then there's like one part where, where, where they say something and he's like, uh, Johnny's lawyer. He was like, Hey, Camilla, how are you doing?
Speaker: Every day they ask him something. He's like, did you take pictures of Amber heard the day after Johnny Depp hitter? Yes. He was like, yeah, after Johnny Depp hitter. And he was like, yeah. And he's like, do you care to share with the court? He's like, yeah, I'll share. And he closes it up and he goes to share his screen. And it's Camilla with a bunch of arms. He's like, yeah.
Speaker: He's like, how did that get there? He's got this laugh. He sounds so drunk. He sounds like he's fucking trash. Every time it comes up on my TikTok, my wife and I are just... She's trying to keep a straight face. And Johnny over there cracking up. Yeah, Johnny and his lawyer are dying. It's gotta be... I mean, I don't think...
Speaker: I don't know. With the way this trial's going, it wouldn't surprise me if that was, yeah. Well, apparently, and I don't know how true it is, but, uh, all, uh, what's her name supposed to show up? Johnny Zaks.
Speaker: The model chick is supposed to... Kate Moss. Because Kate Moss is supposed to show up and she's had nothing but good things to say about Johnny. But apparently, before the trial started, they're like, hey, we don't want this brought to light. So they stop it for me. But Amber said Kate Moss's name, which opens that door.
Speaker: I mean, she opened that window wide, fuck off. And that's where you see that video where Johnny Camilla and Johnny's other lawyer are just like, oh shit, she said it, fuck yeah. So that's supposed to be coming too. I just saw that the other day. But the problem is - Why are they publicizing this trial as well? Because they're doing something behind your back, Tony, and you don't know what it is.
Speaker: watch this hand. Well, this hand. You're watching this while the gas prices are going up and up and up and up. Thanks, Mike.
Speaker: I got a Chevy fucking Cruz that you guys make fun of me for driving a smart car and it cost me like $40 again. The car was smart, but it's mad at you. The car is smart, but the driver's dumb as fuck. I was talking to you. I was talking to you. I do not have a smart car, but damn it, if I could afford it, if I could afford it. You got an outsmarted car. You outsmarted your car.
Speaker: No, you just spray it on there and leave it in it all. And then just wipe it off. What do you mean? It's a 7 .25 a gallon on my board. 7 .25? 7 .25 in downtown LA. And he's got multiple trucks that have to go there daily. Damn. I'm like, aw, man. Damn, damn. He was telling me different stories like that. And I was like, good god, dude.
Speaker: And then when I told him where I lived, he was like, damn, you got fucking paid as well. I don't have to pay $7 for gas. I know that. Man, living in the suburbs and being close to your job has its privileges. I did. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I went to see a meme. What was it? The meme I saw. I love it. 500 miles a week.
Speaker: Maybe 100 miles a week. Yes, sir. An hour, 20 minutes. Yes, sir. I'm rich bitch. I'm rich bitch. Fuck your couch. I don't know about you, though. Thanks for talking.
Speaker: I see people, I see like friends of mine, man. They got their big jack off trucks and motorcycles and stuff and and before like every weekend, they're like, you're taking my motorcycle, you're taking my motorcycle out for a ride. You motherfuckers, they've been doing shits since the weather got nice. I was like, what you, what's that motorcycle? You're sitting in the garage. That ain't good. I promise I'm looking for how this
Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker: Oh, my god. That was funny. That motherfucker said, yes, sir. Yeah, sir. Oh, shit. That's funny as fuck. Okay. I needed that. I needed that. That motherfucker happened. That was never single. That god damn happened as he taught me shit. Look at that motherfucker. Yes, sir. I'm never going to say I'm not talking shit. You're losing your motherfucker. You're losing your motherfucker. I don't know about you.
Speaker: I mean, I ain't even bad if I have to take my kids into Johnson every day now. I'm like, **** Okay, let's go take you to Johnson. I'm picking up at Johnson. I got gas for days. Cause more to start the crop then it don't take you around the corner. Yeah, right. You know, my neighbor, the guy that has the Hayabusa in that Cobra, uh, I told you wrecked the Hayabusa. Somebody pulled out in front of me.
Speaker: Like the fourth time he's wrecked that bike, isn't it? No, it's the one time, but it's like it's an ongoing thing. And the guy didn't have his insurance wasn't enough to cover the bike. So he was he was told by the courts that he had to give my dude his car. And it's just it's nothing. It's not a major car. It's nothing crazy. It's just an opal.
Speaker: But my dude brought it home today. And he's like, I'm going to sell it. And he brought it home. I said, well, you know, if you don't want too much for it, I might buy it. Until he brought it home. He hit that fucking car so hard that it's got no front bumper. And the front tire is normally supposed to be like this. It's like this. It's all fucked up. And I'm like, I'm good. But the Hayabusa still runs straight. The only thing to do was fuck up the fairings.
Speaker: Hayabusa isn't flawless except for, but that car, I got hit by a train. Gone. I mean, it still drives, but that front tire is going to be replaced every month because of the alignment. And that reminds me, I have to get the alignment fixed on my car because it keeps pulling right into Tony's mom's house.
Speaker: We're taking a break. We can just completely derail the fucking show, Jeff. I knew it was breaks coming up. Yes. Jesus Christ, Jeffrey.
Speaker: You thought she was in Europe. You thought she was in Europe for two months. She was actually in Warner Robins. She was in Georgia for two months. She she got all those pictures. She sent you offline. Amazing Photoshop work, by the way, Tony. I thought she had that attitude Saturday night in a tattoo shop, huh?
Speaker: She was actually sitting there looking at tattoos that she wants. She decided she's getting one because now she's got all these stamps in her passport. She's getting the stamps of the different places she's been. She's getting those stamps tattooed on her. That's pretty cool. You already knew what she was going to say.
Speaker: Good lord. That's just screed. Are you sure y 'all ain't moving back to Ohio and getting a trailer sometime soon? Hocking Christ. You're going to have a mullet. She's going to be wearing some Daisy dude, a big old fat belly hanging over top of them, smoking palm all cigarettes. I'm just I'm I'm asking if that's your plans for the future.
Speaker: I don't live in a trailer park. No, but I'm too fancy for that. Well, this is true. I can't argue that but I'm not getting I'm not getting passed. Hey, look at Sasquatch and his little buddy baby swatch. They're out. They're out for another stroll. Sasquatch is walking his little friend.
Speaker: I'm gonna get you out of the backpack leashes too. It's a mini mini me. I shall call him mini me. You complete me. Careful, you afraid of flames. One million dollars.
Speaker: $1 million. Let's take a real quick. Let's take a real quick break here. We're going to come back. I got I got I got a whole bag of with your name on it. Oh my god. That's I do that with my kids. I have a whole bag of with your name on it.
Speaker: But we're gonna take a real quick break. We're gonna come back and break. We got news coming up. Tony, since I haven't heard anything, I'm gonna assume that you're not ready for your deep dive into lakes. But that's okay. But that's okay. Because I have a new deep dive for you, gentlemen. We're gonna take a stroll down abandoned amusement parks. And the creepy
Speaker: Reasons why they were abandoned some creepier than others some just kind of cool. So I have I've got a couple Got a few shows worth of stuff here and I keep finding more and more shit every day because this is a subject that I'm I've always been fascinated with but I've never gotten to really dive into it and this show has given me the opportunity to Jump into it. Excuse me
Speaker: Honestly, I had a feeling he was going to pull more for those parts, man. We would always tell you that. There's a bunch of shit on these music parts and everything. Oh, I'm pulling shit for, yeah, I'm pulling shit for days, man. I'm finding this stuff so easy. And it's not just in the United States either. The guy that bought the abandoned town, and he was there during lockdown the entire time.
Speaker: I'll find it and I'll send it to you. It's actually kind of interesting. All right. Yeah, but I do got some what the fuck news. We got a little Blacktop Mojo for you guys. We'll be back here in just a few minutes. If you guys don't know who Blacktop Mojo is, go check them out on all social media and everywhere you stream music at, at BlacktopMojo. Go show them some love. Go check them out. Pretty badass rock band. Touring their asses off right now. Let them know we sent you. We'll be back here just a few minutes.
Speaker: It's cold, it's so cold from every last night
Speaker: Hey, hey, hey, you can try them out Oh, we never find out How did you go? You left it last night and you still go ahead I won't tell anybody who came around
Speaker: Tell me to keep a dialogue, just scream so loud I'm tryna keep it down I'm tryna keep it down I'm tryna keep it down
Speaker: Come get your coat, you left it last night when you snuck over again I won't tell anybody who came round, round, round Cause you better keep it down or just scream
Speaker: Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. Everybody, hopefully you enjoyed this show so far. Got a little heavy in the first hour. That's okay. It happens from time to time, but that's how we roll. That's why we're professionals. That always dicking for jokes, but I'm click Jeff hanging out as always with me. You guys are already go ahead and check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and the tick tock.
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Speaker: share us. There's us to go around. As I said, Jeff and Jeff, with the exception, Tony and I are both over six foot, well over 200 pounds. So there's plenty. And then we have Jeff. Big things come in small packages. I'm like dynamite. I may be small, but it's called underwear. And with that being said,
Speaker: Before we get too much farther into the show, before I get wrapped up in news and I get wrapped up into the newest deep dive, which you guys are gonna make fun of me, because one of the deep dives has a incredibly hard word that I had to look up a YouTube video, and I'm gonna let the YouTube video name this park and not me trying to do, trying to say it and butcher it. But. But.
Speaker: far from me now. For the last almost two weeks now, there's been a certain part of the show missing. Feel like a certain somebody, Mr. Big Things, come in small packages, drop the ball on us. So that's okay. I made an executive decision. We're gonna move on. I'm going to declare myself still champion.
Speaker: kidding. We're all champions. I've decided to declare everybody a winner in our in our last starting five because Jeff dropped the ball. So, Jeff didn't win. He actually, he's the biggest loser of all. So, congratulations to everybody. You all get a win and and and I even and and and and to even so you guys don't believe me. I even cuz you know, I keep I keep score of the wins and losses here. You both have two victories now.
Speaker: All the kids have a victory. DJ has two victories. Tim has two victories. Jody did not submit a list. I don't remember who else submitted a list. Jody gets a victory for dealing with your ass in the first place. Big up Jody. Yeah. Can't argue that. She gets all the victories. But you give her the victories. I understand. I was explaining to my wife the whole concept of Chris getting yelled at for mowing the lawn. Sadie. It's all funny. What's going on, Sadie? Not yelled at, but.
Speaker: Yeah. She's like, wait, he got in trouble on the grass. Well, not really. She was like, you don't have to do that. But, uh, with that being said, like I said, I just declared everybody winners. I'm not going to fuck with it anymore, but I do have a new starting five for Saturday night. Please. So to be the, now you're only going to get one of them.
Speaker: but if you had to give five, your top five superpowers you would want if you could have one superpower. Your first one is the one that you would, you would automatically go for.
Speaker: Yes, we've kind of had this discussion a couple times, you know, different news articles. I think there was a news article, whatever. And I was like, this would be kind of a cool top five topic. So you pick five. Obviously, your number one, as always, your number one should be your top pick. Right. But so... Like, if you had a wish tomorrow and your wish was you had to get a superpower with your first wish, what would it be? Yeah. Borealist Five -0.
Speaker: So, with that being said, I know that I won the last time that we went, but I don't remember who picked in the last, who picked first in the last one. I think it was Tony. So, I'm trying to because I think it was a tie between you two and the last one. I don't know. We'll just keep that same and and we did rock paper scissors. We
Speaker: So we'll keep that same order Saturday. We'll go Tony, Jeff, then me. So still, still reigning champion. Year to date, year to date, I'm 18 and three. Tony, you're two and 16 and Jeff, you're two and 19. I say 16 because I think you came in around the third or fourth one, Tony. Yeah, I was actually doing that research a while back when I was trying to find that Hall of Fame, the Rockwell Hall of Fame thing. And I think it was like,
Speaker: Third or fourth. Starting five that Tony jumped in full time. So the third or fourth month. Yeah, cuz I was asking him what's the ones that I missed? Well, you missed the first one we ever did was top five actors. Got that. Got that. And that's the only one I remember. I could actually look it up. I want to get into the ones that I looked down this I don't bring the whole shit up.
Speaker: Let me see here. We've done dream cars. Now we got to come up with superpowers. Superpowers is, I mean, you can only - I think everybody's wearing the same thing. Well, I don't know. My number one, I already have, so. Let's see here. Oh, I have to check my - Oh, I got a category. This ought to be real interesting.
Speaker: Top five movie characters you would like to there's a lot Yeah movie characters you'd like to be like to be yeah, yeah like Like it as in Let me let me get a clarification on that Tony. So you're talking about like You would like to be the actor in the movie
Speaker: Yeah, or would you be like he's a character? Like you said, could I be John Wick? Yeah, John Wick. Well, if you would be John Wick or like I'm gonna go ahead and throw it out there. So I would have loved to a big vision. In the Avengers. I wrote that down. So it's on my list. Absolutely. So yeah, the first one was the first one was top five actors. Then we had.
Speaker: And then we had actresses after that. Yeah. And I don't want to break it back up because I exited up because I'm stupid. Because I gave every single one just, I don't know why I did. Okay, so we had, it goes way back. Okay, so there was,
Speaker: actors actors actresses guilty pleasure songs uh worst movies with a big star snacks for watching a movie which is when we started bringing the chatter box um was Tony on the snack one snacks one no i wasn't no i wasn't
Speaker: Actually, you were. You were on the snacks. That's your first one, Tony. Yeah, I was going to say. Worst movies with big stars, Tony, was Tony's your first one. I was going to say, I thought we only did three or four. Yeah, you were three behind. I was only three behind? Movies, after watch that. Yeah, I thought that's what it was. We had, um, antagonist in movies.
Speaker: Then we had, uh, for our 100th episode was, uh, celebrities crushes. Yeah, I was there for the hundred. Then I, I don't, uh, TV catch phrases, songs that pump you up. Favorite movie lines, uh, favorite comedies, worst horror movies, romances.
Speaker: That's the Chatter's box favorite comedy is this one. And that's the only ones I can actually see. Yeah, I just missed the first ones. We actually started January 1st of 2022 was the first time we did a starting five. That was actresses, my bad. January 1st, 2021. And what was after that?
Speaker: Uh, antagonists, um, celebrity crushes. This is a, this is a great conversation. I know. This is a recap for your new listeners. You do get new members every week. I get the alerts. Oh, you know, you know, you know how, you know how they get recaps. They go listen to us on Spotify.
Speaker: I got that. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Why did you take an excuse and ruin it, motherfucker? Jesus. I did do a celebrity crush. This is where people gets confused. Yeah. So, for this week, we are bringing it back. We did take a little break. Somebody dropped the ball.
Speaker: But we're bringing back the starting five and it's our starting five superpowers you would want. It's only five from us and from the chatters box. Just five, just five. Starting five. I don't think, I don't think. Just five. Five. Just five. That's all you need. I predicted another ass whooping. Yeah, ass whooping on YouTube. I predicted.
Speaker: ass whooping on YouTube. How many ass whoopings have you doled out again, Tony? Depends on who I'm fighting. I have to beat your audience. That is my job. I have to beat your fan base. That is my job. I have to beat your numbers. Y 'all are done. I got this.
Speaker: Yeah. Same old song in the same old song and dance. For those of you listening, if you'd like to submit your list, go ahead and hit us up at nonsense. Well, nonsense podcast, gmail .com. You can get your list and we'll go through them on Saturday night. But without fear there, do you fear there? Yeah. Fear.
Speaker: We're gonna have mine too. You guys are gonna be pissed at my number one pick. I'm gonna tell you a couple of stories. So listen to this. Listen to this. Okay, listen.
Speaker: Well, it's the Glick Show. Welcome to what the fuck news, gentlemen. We already got the obvious. We already got the out of the, you know, we haven't seen Bob in a little while. How do we, uh, why don't we go ahead and get Bob out of the prison release program?
Speaker: Sorry, he was in solitary Bob Bob is our designated driver to take us to locations of the what the fuck news locations First first off in news from Conrad. How's it going? They do it first off first off in news tonight The Josh's are at it again
Speaker: Tony, you might not have been around for this. So last year, when we first started doing what the fuck news, one of the first news stories we did was a guy made a joke on Twitter about all the Josh's in the world need to come together and fight to see who the number one, the king of the Josh's are, if you will. So they met up again this past weekend in Lincoln, Nebraska.
Speaker: Only this time, yeah, the event started as an online joke when Josh Swan from Tucson, Arizona sent out a tweet challenging anyone who shared his name to fight over it. And it turned into a real event last year. They use like pool noodles to fight. Yeah, pool noodles. Well, this year, everybody came together again
Speaker: They also, not only, one of the things they did different this year was they turned it into a charity event. Nice. And they raised about $21 ,000 for Children's Hospital and Medical Center in Omaha. But, as we remember, one Mr. Josh Vinson Jr., the five -year -old last year, was thrown the king, or was placed upon his throne as king of the Josh's. And he had to defend his title this year.
Speaker: Yeah, they did give it to a five -year -old. We thought that was cute as hell. Well, Little Josh was not enthroned. He's still the king of the Josh's. Hold on to his title for a second year in a row. Has it been a year since that happened? Yeah. Is that marking the year anniversary of our show? Well, no, not the year anniversary of our show. It's because what the fuck news wasn't always a staple. That's true.
Speaker: Um, so, Oh my gosh, I'm looking up superpowers and now I'm torn. So, um, swan said that he would like to continue to make this a, a, a yearly event to for charity and raise money.
Speaker: So I didn't just thought that was the reason for children's hospitals. Absolutely. Fun little, fun little. It sounds like it would be awesome because it's literally just a bunch of people that all, I mean, you could literally walk into that field and go, Josh, never gonna turn. But literally, you're fighting with pool noodles. So it's, I think we compared it to LARPing. Let's do an American gliding in the tournament. Yeah, I think we did. I don't like that.
Speaker: I miss American letters. That show was awesome. Yeah, Jeff, you can barely. So both of you gentlemen can barely go up a flight of stairs, let alone do it. I would dominate the American Ninja Warrior and the fucking American Gladiators shit. I would dominate. If I had if I had like a couple of months to train beforehand, I would dominate. Don't be fooled. Do we need to go back to the episode where you pushed your neighbor's car five feet?
Speaker: Once again, if I had some time to train, for instance. I can give you three years to train and it would still kick your ass. I highly doubt that. But for instance, I believe this weekend. Nice. How'd the show go, Tim? I have to. I'm going back to the gym, starting this mission. What are you going to go back in there and walk around again? Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker: Well, in other news, I was at the gym. Selfie to prove it. In other news, we've all discussed several times that we enjoyed the movie Jaws when we were younger. Yes. Do you remember the two little punk ass kids that scared all the beachgoers with the shark? Yeah. Well,
Speaker: In Oak Bluff, Massachusetts, the man who played that little boy was named the new police chief. Nice. In the same small town that the 1975 film was partially filmed in. Hannity? Well, Hannity was a made -up town. Obviously, he was a joke.
Speaker: Uh, he's the new, he is the new police chief of the Massachusetts Island. I wish the 75 film was partially filmed in Jonathan, uh, Sierra Lee was offered the job of police chief and Oak bluffs on Martha's vineyard. Last week, I'm clearly elated and I'm humbled and honored to have been offered the position. Certainly, uh, currently a sergeant with the Eggertown police told, uh, the vineyard Gazette.
Speaker: Uh, the movie centers on an effort of a police chief in a fictional, fictional resort town, trying to rid the local waters of the killer shark scenes were filmed in various locations on Martha's Vineyard. And the movie certainly played one of the two boys who send beach cars into a panic by swimming around with a fake shark. And Susan immediately throws his buddy under the bus.
Speaker: That cop's got the M1 Durant in his face. I will throw you under the bus by yourself. Give me a second. See, Tony, not all what the fuck news is bad. That is actually pretty cool. I like that. That means that guy's lived in Hannity. All his money. Yeah, by the car.
Speaker: Well, in other news a a a woman Get your Get your coloring books in your glass of milk because we got a snowflake warning a woman is upset and humiliated by her neighbor's dog's name
Speaker: her neighbor's dog's name. Her neighbor's dog's name is a quote unquote offensive to her. She's upset and humiliated. A dog owner has revealed an awkward exchange with a woman in the park when she asked him what his pet Doug's name was. I guess it's a type of dog. It's a plug. Something mixed I'm assuming. And she didn't like the answer.
Speaker: Oh, he wrote on edit. He wrote on Reddit. Eight years ago, I got this gorgeous chug and decided the greatest name ever would be ask him. So when people ask me his name. So so when people ask me what his name is, I tell them about 50 percent of the time they'll awkwardly been down and ask my dog its name. It's hilarious. The novelty soon or.
Speaker: the novelty soon wore off and the man started to see the name as a regular word while everyone just got used to the moniker however he continued i just moved into a new neighborhood with a great park
Speaker: that has lots of dogs and very chatty regulars. An elderly lady asked Ascom's name. She said, what? So I repeated myself and she turned to my dog and asked him his name. I quickly explained, but instead of getting the usual chuckle, she became extremely upset and felt very humiliated.
Speaker: Uh, he has since been approached by strangers. She's an elderly woman, so she's old. She needs to grow the fuck up and learn how to take a fucking joke. He has since been... Ask him, yeah. Ask him, bitch. Ask him. The most, yeah, right? The most American thing ever, right, Gulf? He has since been approached by strangers claiming to have heard about his joke and insisted that they didn't appreciate pranks in a nice family part.
Speaker: more people are getting on board with this crazy lady but the man added when going out I'm not looking for new victims or inviting people to get tricked I wasn't trying to trick her it was it was small talk and I didn't even think about it until I got a negative reaction it's been pointed out that elderly people can feel really insecure about their diminishing faculties and I know from a personal experience that's very true so the guy the guy
Speaker: is obviously, I'm clearly assuming, the guy is a smart ass. So he gave his dog a smart ass name.
Speaker: and because they thought it was funny. So the cat was doing, damn it, stop that, you know? And it became a joke. And then eventually it becomes, you don't even think about the joke. It's like, no, that's the fucking cat's name. It answers the damn it. So, and that's what happened to the guy. You see, he's like, I got a funny, funny name. And after like three weeks, you're like, yeah, it's not funny anymore to me until somebody's stupid enough to ask the dog the name. This is what they're going to do in the fruit damn place. Right. Ask him, damn it.
Speaker: mind your fucking business and leave my goddamn doggone. How about that? You crazy old bitch. I have another kid. Well, well, speaking, well, speaking of animals, we're going to we're going to continue chit -chatting about animals here. A couple more stories and the ultimate
Speaker: play stupid games, win stupid prizes. A man has his finger torn off after taunting and lying at the zoo. Hey, that is the epitome of play. I saw that video. I saw that video. That tiger was not lingo. I mean, that lion was not lingo with his finger. A zoo worker had his finger torn off. That's your own way of playing on your nose. Yeah. That lion was right there. He was trying to pull his finger off. That's a guy. Yeah.
Speaker: a uh a zoo worker and his finger torn off in a uh yeah the zoo worker had his finger torn off in a gruesome attack by the lion after sticking his hand in the cage video footage which showed the savage attack
Speaker: Yeah, right. I'm going to boop his nose. You know, like fucking lies. And I've had enough of your boop and shit. Boop that motherfucker. I've embarrassed and humiliated. Just like that. Because you called me ask of you motherfucker.
Speaker: Yeah, Bovitz, Bovitz before the attack, the man is seen taunting the lion and showing off to onlookers by sticking his hand in the cage and waving his finger in its face. No, no, no. Not in my house. No, no, no. And when I was before that, you'd say, hey, kids, watch this. You want to show the video? Do you want to show the video? I don't think I have the video. I don't have the video. You just hold your horses.
Speaker: And eyewitness told the Jamaican Observer newspaper when it happened, I thought it was a joke. I didn't think it was serious. I didn't realize the seriousness of it because there is their job to put on a show. Obviously when he fell on the ground, everyone realized that it was serious and everybody started to panic. The entire skin and about the first joint of his finger was gone.
Speaker: The incident was the incident sparked concern for the big cats welfare from animal cruelty officials. Just send the video to Chris. You ready? Yeah, you can just send me the video. I can put it right now. They got the whole world to see you. Yeah. All right. God damn it. That's why I said just send the video. That's the fucking advertisement. Hold on. God damn it. We have a whole screen where we can be hidden and watch the video.
Speaker: right? Hold on a second Tony. I don't know if I can get this shit to fucking load.
Speaker: Welcome to play stupid games and win stupid prizes. Why? Okay. Alright. Yeah. I mean, you can tell. Yeah, you can tell that the lion's agitated and he's still **** with him. So, he got what he deserved. The lion is clearly agitated and he's still **** with him. That's a grip for your
Speaker: You saw the skin come off? Yeah. Yeah, that's the thing. That's the thing. You can clearly see that that line was agitated. I did see a photo
Speaker: of, it was New York, it was New Jersey in 83, something like that, some weird date. And it's a cop hanging down from a, like, you know, he's got a whole, remember when we hung you from the ceiling in class, Chris? Kind of like that, holster like that. And he's got a tranquilizer gun in his hand, shotgun style.
Speaker: And in the window of the apartment that he's looking at is a 350 pound tiger named Mitzi. They was hiding in somebody's apartment. A 350 pound tiger. Well, somebody had hid it in their apartment since birth. And then of course they came home one day and that Mitzi was just not having it. And they were like, Mitzi's too big for my apartment. Come get it.
Speaker: and they had this cop hanging from one of those holsters with fucking shotgun. Yeah, exactly mental health. Here's your sign. Exactly. All day, every day. Yes. I agree. There's news. There's news. Yes. Should have happened. No, exactly. That's the thing. Like I said,
Speaker: That's the thing. I mean, when you can clearly see an animal is agitated, stop fucking with it. You're that guy in the first place for fucking around with a 400 -pound animal. Trained or not, you won't catch me near that close to that fence because... Both of you motherfuckers don't bench press 400 pounds. Spoiler alert. That's that. That was playing you back.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. And that's like, that's like me trying to pick Chris up. It's not going to fucking happen today. But you'll try with your hard -headed ass. Oh, I try. You know, he will. You'll try. Yeah. If Chris is in a pissy mood, I'm not going to play that game. Let's pick Chris up. You know, let's apparently I'm pissed off and I'm agitated. So here's a game that we can play. Let's play with Chris and see what happens. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: I'm pretty sure that guy did not want to employ the month that month by the way. Yeah, the killer whale is Seaworld. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Oh, no, absolutely. That's Tim Conroy, that's my man. How's that baby doing? Seaworld. How's that baby doing?
Speaker: He's got a beautiful baby dog. Speaking of sea world, not that this has anything at all to do with sea world, but just a quick little bloop for you. Apparently scientists, this was a scientific study, but they have determined that dolphins can recognize their family by tasting their urine.
Speaker: I said, God, humans aren't like that because I'd be like, I don't have family, motherfucker. Dolphins can recognize family and friends by tasting their urine. Researchers have discovered that unusual sensory cells on the tongue help the mammals detect individual taste of other animals.
Speaker: It was just kind of cool, minus the urine thing. Well, okay, but here's the thing. For you, me, and everybody else on the planet, we're like, ew, they're drinking urine. But lest we forget, it's not like they leave the pool and go to the bathroom. I got that part. So it was like smelling the fart in the air. They could smell the dish. Yeah, exactly. You got that shit. Yummy.
Speaker: Uh, my wife makes a joke, like if one of the kids fart or something and they blame me, she's like, no, I know your dad's brand. That's not, you're going to know what your family was. It is by their gas. You won't know that. Yeah, exactly. But at the end of the day, it's kind of like just hearing the word urine and mouth just as a natural air breathing mammal. I ain't trying to smell any of your mother.
Speaker: I've been married. I know what she smells like. I've got family. I know what they smell like. Y 'all stay the fuck away from me. You could pass COVID through calculus. Stay the fuck away from me. I leave for 30 seconds and this motherfucker wants to start talking about COVID.
Speaker: Well, and last but not least, in animal news, not news, but just animal news. In the South Sudan, a sheep was sentenced to three years in jail for killing a woman. Get the fuck out of here. Yes.
Speaker: A sheep, a sheep, a sheep has been sentenced to three years in jail after it was found guilty of killing a woman. The Ram was arrested by police in South Sudan earlier this month after attacking, yeah, with a name like that, you deserved it. I don't know the sheep's name, but the lady's name. What was the name? I did, Ed Hugh Chapping.
Speaker: Achoo! I do, chapping. What the fuck news out of me? What the fuck did you just say? I do, chapping! No, but you know what, it's... I just can't. It's very rare, but I'm kind of speechless about that. At who? Maybe it's at who? I don't know. But chapping...
Speaker: Yeah, shopping later died of her injuries. Police chief Major Elijah Mabor said the ram attacked her by hitting her ribs and the old woman died immediately. So this is what happened in Rimbek East in a place called.
Speaker: He did what goats do. They headbutt. That's how they fight. Yeah, they roll. Their necks are actually built for that, so their necks don't snap. So what was she doing? Their head and neck. Right, but what did she do to piss off said ramp? Well, her major...
Speaker: I can't tell you how many times, but yeah, I had friends of mine who had goat farms and stuff like that. You would just put your hand out and they would instantly just start headbutting your hand. And it's just what they do. But police chief Elijah, he said, our role as police is to provide safety and separate fights.
Speaker: Yeah, she could have just been walking down the street. You don't understand sheep. Sheep and goats are just assholes in general.
Speaker: The Ram was apprehended and currently under custody at a police station. Major Maybore also explained
Speaker: why the Ram has been punished for the crime rather than its owner. He said the owner is innocent and the Ram is the one who perpetrated the crime, so it deserves to be arrested. Then later on, the case shall be forwarded to customary court where the case can be handled amicably. The animal will now spend the next three years in a military camp.
Speaker: You can't even read this **** with a straight face. You can't even read this **** with a straight face. I can't make this **** up. I can't make this **** up. This is real. I can't make this **** up, man. You put a goat in jail. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, seriously, at the end of the day, that goat doesn't know any different. He just knows he's being moved. Yep. I got I got I got I got two more stories and news
Speaker: Hashtag goat lives matter. Yes. Free my boy, free my boy, Ram. Billy Goat Gruff. You better leave Ramone alone. I have, I have, I have two more stories for you, but I can't do it without properly introducing them. Tony, where are you at? Jeffrey, where are you at? I'm here. Everybody's around. Everybody just leaves me. We're not in the middle of a show or anything. I'm frying chicken.
Speaker: What's going on Twix?
Speaker: Aliens exist in the observable universe says an English physicist English physicist Brian Cox believes that aliens exist somewhere in the known universe last week us
Speaker: you know, last week, US Congressman Andre Carson's cause or caused a stir when he claimed that UFOs were real and and posed a potential national security threat. It's a good thing we got the Space Force. How about a global security threat? What the **** Well, here's my thing. **** the rest of the world. We just gotta worry about the United States. America. America.
Speaker: Fuck you, Canada. Because you're one of those idiots like, oh, we can go to the sun. We just have to go at night. Yeah. Yeah. Sure, why not? That's cute coming from the idiot. That's cute coming from the idiot that said Elon Musk has 70 million billion dollars, and there's 14 billion people in the world, so you can get everybody a billion. Somebody else said that, and I said, you said it. Because you can't do math.
Speaker: I know you said it. I can do math, and I understand that that number don't match. Jeff, if you don't stop the Comanche -Chee label, you will always be stuck with Michael A. Jordan, just so you know, OK? I hope that Michael Jordan is proud of his son. Michael B. Jordan is an amazing actor and has done some amazing movies. And Michael Jordan should be proud of him. Michael A. Jordan. They look a little lazy.
Speaker: cannot wait for Michael B. Jordan to have a son and name him Michael C. Jordan. But Professor Cox actually backed Carson's claims to an extent by stating that statistically there must be other sentinel life in the two trillion galaxies that exist in the observable universe, but he does not believe they are a threat.
Speaker: Did you say sensual or sensual? Sensual? Sentinel. Okay. As in mobile? I'm just reading what the text says. I didn't write this stuff. I didn't know if it was sentinel or sensual, that's what I was asking. No, it was sentinel, whatever. We will be foolish to not think that it will be life outside of the planet. Of course, it will be a giant waste of space. A few hundred million years.
Speaker: The dinosaurs didn't think we would be here, and our asses are still here. Give me a fucking break. This is like fucking out here. They got responses from some of the media we just talked about last year. All right? We got UFOs flying around ain't nobody talking about it. Now they started talking about it. All right? We ain't alone.
Speaker: Call me Eagle. You're fine. You're fine, Mr. Twix. I kid on Canada. It's a long story. You have to be complete. I'm sorry. You have to be complete moron to think there's no life on the planet. You have to be a fucking idiot. Because how many planets are out there? Billions? Chris, you just said trillions of galaxies?
Speaker: Well, Brian Cox said on BBC's Sunday morning programming,
Speaker: There are two There are two trillion galaxies in the observable universe. So that's in the observable observable You know universe so that's what they can see that's what they can see that's galaxies two trillion galaxy That space is on the ending that still blows money
Speaker: in a galaxy far, far, far away. I just saw a video yesterday. I just saw a post yesterday. The known universe is 93 billion light years. That's just what's known.
Speaker: The average light year, you can't calculate because light speed is 167 ,000 miles per second. So you're going light years. Motherfucker, you ain't worth for shit. Your ego is too goddamn much. You ain't there significant. Wait to see how small Earth is compared to some of the other planets. Just saw that shit on Twitter. Everybody to call the fuck down. We ain't worth for shit. We ain't trouble. I just hope when we discover these other planets and these other life forms, that one alien life form that we find,
Speaker: is one of the greatest characters of all time. One light year is six trillion miles. One light year is equal to the distance light travels in one year. It is $10 trillion or six trillion miles. Is this an actual fact that you're actually looking up currently or are you just spouting off? No, I just googled it. How many years? How many 6 ,000 miles per second, correct?
Speaker: I'm just trying to read a fucking news article. I don't need fucking
Speaker: motor over here. It's a goddamn news article saying that there's aliens. Dr. Brian Cox, he's a professor Brian Cox, he's a famous physicist and used to be the keyboard player in the dream or dream or what that damn team is. I'm a musician. It's good stuff. Brian Cox was a football player, wasn't he? That's what I said in the first place. See anybody listening to me. I thought you said that.
Speaker: But is it? Oh, that's why nobody knew it. That's why nobody ever heard of him because he played for the Jets. But is he not a professor? So he's a physics professor, professor. So it would be technically Dr. Cox, which means he's John C. McKinley.
Speaker: maybe he doesn't have his doctor so he wouldn't be a doctor well you just got six years to get you done i'm just saying i pictured john c mcginnley saying all this stuff you said dr cox i'm just reading an article saying that there are aliens out there and you two are acting like somebody's arguing with you about it it's like no but we're all on the same page my point is is is
Speaker: Well, I have another alien story for you guys. Okay, go ahead, because I'm just saying, I mean, you got... How many more aliens stories do you have? I can do alien stories all day for you guys. All the stars you see don't equal what's in the Milky Way. It's only a little insignificant part. Exactly. I can do alien stories all day long for you guys, as long as I can play this in the background. Yes, Twix, they are.
Speaker: Yes. Yeah, of course. It's an unidentified flying object. So any unidentified or test crafts that the military has or anything like that is classified technically and can be titled as a UFO. When the stealth bombers were first being tested technically before they came out and said that they were a real military aircraft, they were a UFO.
Speaker: I think, I think if you really look back at your life, everyone's had a UFO sighting as well. I have seen something I've, I've had a couple, but I've seen, I would be willing to, you was in the Navy. I know you kissed my ass. Y 'all don't even tell her what you saw.
Speaker: I've seen some shit here. I'm just saying. The point is, if you look back at your life, and I'm talking about the most boring motherfucker on the planet has had something in their life where like, I can't explain what the fuck I'm seeing. And the best example of UFO sightings, Dan Aykroyd will tell you some stories. Watch an interview with him when he starts talking to aliens. That dude is into it.
Speaker: Let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me
Speaker: Tony on his front lawn with a sign on his chest saying, please take my back on old force smile. They ain't taking me. They ain't taking me. They ain't taking me. They ain't taking Glick, trust me. They're like, no, there's creatures like you on our planet. We don't mess around. We're gonna go ahead and leave you alone.
Speaker: I'll fuck the script on the asses. Nah, bitches, you my bitch. Hold my pocket. I'm probing that ass. Bring that sweet alien ass over here. Dan Aykroyd told a story where he was riding around on his motorcycle, and he's got a police -style motorcycle. And he literally followed something that he thought at first was a helicopter, but then was right underneath of it, and he couldn't feel the wash of the blades or hear it. And it was like 10 feet from him.
Speaker: Yes. And it started, he turned on the wigwams, you know, the red and blue lights, and it started reacting to those. It's a fascinating story. That's a movie. No, it's not. He told someone else's podcast, someone that you're not a fan of. Was that Encounters of a Third Kind or something like that, where they played the piano? No, that's close enough. No, but he was telling the story on your favorite podcast.
Speaker: Mr. Joe Rogan. Cause he was just saying, right? Fuckhead Joe Rogan. He was, he was pitching his, uh, crystal skull tequila. And it goes along with, you know, he, the, you know, you've seen Indiana Jones crystal skull movie. Yeah, I don't care. That was a serious ass move. You do do that, right? Oh no, I believe it. Although the ending was kind of weak sauce.
Speaker: But the whole crystal skull thing, uh, acroids got like, he, he did a show where he was supposed to be doing like deep dives into alien stuff. And it got canceled before it got aired. And they had like 72 hours with video of stuff and it never seen, it's never seen the light of day. Somebody was like, yeah, we don't need this getting out there. Well, probably.
Speaker: Would that be a said? Would that be a said? We're going to take a break. We'll come back.
Speaker: Yeah, I do have a couple. I do have a couple other alien stories. I do these just for you guys. Like I said, I am not a non -believer even though you guys get all crazy. I want to start fact checking everything like I'm arguing with you. I wasn't fact checking. I was thinking. Take two light years and put you in a compartment. What do you say? Nineteen light years? Well, a light year is like a shit
Speaker: We're going to take a real quick break.
Speaker: Uh, we do have new music from a new, uh, new artist who, uh, was nice enough to allow us to start playing his music. It's a young man. It goes by the name ballad. What's that? Nevermind what you thought you heard. I'm Rick James, bitch. I wasn't a request. That was a statement. Goddamn.
Speaker: Uh, as I was saying, a, a, a young man, I don't even know what the hell I was going with this, but a young man, uh, who I reached out to last week and was nice enough to allow us to use his music. He's an up and coming artist. He goes by the name ballad go and check him out on tick tock and YouTube. Uh, if you look for him on YouTube, put in ballad orange, that'd be the easiest way to find him. Um.
Speaker: But he's got a nice soulful R &B sound. I think Tony and I said he's a lot like Prince and like Maxwell, Eric Bonet, Maxwell. Tony said he looks like Eric Bonet. But go check him out. Go show him some love. Let him know we sent him your way. He might be a potential guest down the road. It'd be cool to get him on because I'd like to talk to him and chit chat with him.
Speaker: but I have become a fan. I've been listening to his music and I'm really liking it. I'm digging it. So we'll be back here in just a few minutes. Got a little ballad with baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.
Speaker: Got another fire I'm tryna get it out for ya It's got my love to ya Scrinkle diva chocolate brown, go to smell I say yo, eyes are theory of brown I say yo, high life poppin' now I say yo
Speaker: Cause they're right out of their love, but it's the love
Speaker: Like you don't need Like you don't need Like you don't need Like you don't need Like you don't need Like you don't need Like you don't need
Speaker: Come on!
Speaker: It's our love. Welcome back to the Nonsense Go Nonsense. What? I don't give Jodie enough credit. For what? I don't give Jodie enough credit. Jodie, you're coming, Jodie. Jodie.
Speaker: I like it. It's good stuff. Thank you, Tim. That motherfucker out here listening to Soulful Love music. Nice. Thank you, Tim. Hey, man. I love that type of music. Judge me if you will. I love it. Judge me if you will. He does have a bit of a Prince vibe to it.
Speaker: Yeah. But welcome. This Maxwell, like you said, I heard more Maxwell. Yeah. No, when I first heard him, my first thought, that was a ballad, by the way, everybody with baby, baby, baby. But when I first heard him, that's exactly the first artist that came to mind was Maxwell, for me. But the kid is super talented. And I'll say kid because he's a young cat. Super talented. He's a really good artist.
Speaker: Yeah, I've been enjoying his music. I kind of stumbled upon him on TikTok. I was scrolling through and he was on there promoting his new song, Orange. And so I reached out to him and he actually got back with me during the show and said, absolutely, you know, give me a shout out, you know, play the song, give me a shout out, let me know. So
Speaker: And then I started listening to his music and I enjoy it. I really like it. It's got a good sound. What would be really cool is if we could get him and Rock Lee together and maybe they'll do a song together and they can... I actually didn't think about that. Put us on the album as a Reddit for booking the duem up.
Speaker: something like that. But yeah, welcome back to nonsensical nonsense, everybody. Hopefully, you've enjoyed the show. So, excuse me. So far, man, that was a good one. You know, if you could have turned that into far, it would have been perfect. If it didn't sneak up, if it didn't sneak up on me, I would have. If I could, that one just came out of nowhere. Yeah.
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Speaker: Did you get that memo? I hear you wearing sandals and jeans. What kind of fuckery is that? What kind of bullshit is that? Wait, what's wrong with that? Just a joke, gentlemen. Calm down. No, it's not. I've seen you. It's working. I've seen people. Fucking sandals are awful. Yeah, they are.
Speaker: I don't even I don't even have a dog in this fight. I don't have a dog in this fight. I want to wear my cowboy boots with my shorts. So who am I to say what you wear with your pants? You want to talk about fuckery. You don't drive some weird fuckery. Good luck, man. It's good luck. As as as a first and foremost, first and foremost, Tony's opinion doesn't matter. On the show.
Speaker: Tony's opinion doesn't doesn't apply in this matter because Tony don't probably don't even like cowboy boots in general. This is probably true. Am I wrong, Tony? What the hell am I going to pay a cowboy boots click? I mean, Jeff, what is your question? Exactly. So I'm right. And Jeff, you're an idiot. Your thoughts. His opinion don't matter. He don't like cowboy boots as it is. So he's going to do when his opinion shouldn't wear cowboy boots at all.
Speaker: What's the question? Are you putting words in the man's mouth? Are you putting words in the man's mouth? Are you putting words in the man's mouth? Are you putting words in the man's mouth? Are you putting words in the man's mouth? Are you putting words in the man's mouth? Are you putting words in the man's mouth? Are you putting words in the man's mouth? Are you putting words in the man's mouth? Are you putting words in the man's mouth? Are you putting words in the man's mouth? Are you putting words in the man's mouth? Are you putting words in the man's mouth? Are you putting words in the man's mouth? Are you putting words in the man's mouth? Are you putting words in the man's mouth? Are you putting words in the man's mouth? Are you putting words in the man's mouth? Are you putting words in the man's mouth? Are you putting words in the man's mouth? Are you putting words in the man's mouth? Are you putting words in the man's mouth
Speaker: Okay. Every rational human being on the planet knows those two things don't go together. That's not true. That's like lamb and tuna fish. That's not true. That's bad lamb and tuna fish. It's delicious. It's delicious. Ooh, you would love tuna steaks. They're delicious. You know one member three count is black.
Speaker: Yeah, actually. A lot of cowboys. Black. The cowboy that invented bulldogging is black. Bulldogging. Bulldogging? The bulldogging, it's a move when you catch a cow, calf, was black. His name was William Pickett.
Speaker: William Wilson. They was his team was Jerome Jenkins. Go ahead. Nothing. Nothing at all. This is just for the history channel and they're about to make a documentary on Jack Daniels.
Speaker: I do want to see it. William M. Pickett, December 5th, 1870, was a cowboy rodeo wild west show performer and actor in 1889. He introduced the world to Bulldog. Well, anyways, it was also in Texas. The first African -American cowboy, first African -American cowboy.
Speaker: He was in Texas, too, wasn't he? I doesn't, sir. OK. Glick, that Jack Daniels movie? Doing a lot of history on Americans being built on guns, sex, and booze. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The story with Jack Daniels is, Jack Daniels came to recipe. Jack Daniels what? That's Jack Daniels. Jack Daniels used the recipe that came from Uncle Nolst.
Speaker: So when you go to the liquor store, the real flavor and the real originator of Jack Daniels is Uncle Moore. So when y 'all got a chance to go to liquor store, try the difference between the two. It's good. You see me drinking here on, oh well, when we used to be on Haps, I've had that bottle. It's Uncle Nervous and Crown Peach for yours truly. Thank you very much. Interesting. Yeah, I do wanna actually,
Speaker: want to check that jack dade of distilleries in tennessee yeah didn't he die from like a toe infection or some shit that was by marlin he was still a woman that stepped on the tube
Speaker: I mean, it's the same concept that him and Bob Marley both died from the same thing. They're going for the money. Fuck your toe. Fuck your toe. All that money. I'm like, just cut the fucker off. Oh, they can't tell me they have reparations. No more liquid. Drink around this motherfucker. I remember that. But Tony, don't you like. Well, sorry.
Speaker: The Black guys talk about very good energy.
Speaker: Are you done? I wasn't trying to cut you off. I was putting, I was cutting Jeffrey off. It's a stereotype for a reason, motherfucker.
Speaker: I'm on it is I'm never trying to go into this trying to go into this next this next deep dive and Jeff wants to continue to continue to be a racist. Can we cancel our own co host since says the person that was telling Tony what he can and cannot comment about that has nothing to do with being in black or white that has everything to do with the fact that I'm the host and I'll say what can and can't be said on here that goes for you too little person sense.
Speaker: makes perfect sense. I'll speak for both of you, the little person, the black guy. Don't let the beard fool you. Don't let the beard fool you. Did you just say Joe Biden? Yes. Don't let the beard outgrow your intelligence. Lion, dog -faced pony soldier. Yeah, that's right. You sure? I'm pretty good at this. So what is your deep, your deep dive is on, you said abandoned music parts, correct? I don't need your help.
Speaker: I forgot. Well, last week, look at this. Look at that. Last week. Last week, we wrapped up our Disney dive, which was pretty fun. Pretty cool. I think I, I liked it. I had fun doing it and uh, we tried to give Tony a project and Tony said, go look up this lake. I don't think that's how this works, Tony.
Speaker: More than me, Teddy's like, here's a link, go look up this link. Well, more than me talking about it, people can see it because half the time we'll be talking about shit, they're gonna look into it anyway. Why you are at it? That's why we do this. Like, I don't believe Tony, I'm gonna have to look it up for myself. I've had too many conversations with people on the internet, I know I'm doing. Everybody out there, look up Seneca Village in New York, you're welcome. I don't look up shit, that's why I'm here. You a damn lie, you a YouTube fan. So Chris can sit here and tell me stories.
Speaker: That's one of the reasons I want to be part of the show. So I'd be like, tell me a story. Well, well, I have, I do have a new deep dive for you gentlemen. Yes. Starting tonight. I used to say that during my single life. I have a new deep dive for you gentlemen. You used to say that during your single life.
Speaker: I make a new guy. I make a new guy. Yeah. Yeah. There goes Tony walking right into it. Just walk into that fan blade. Just like, is this a fan? Boom. Like the dude in Indiana Jones when he got hit with a plane propeller, just like, what's this? Oh, no, that shit. Oh, he never saw him hit him. He never saw it come behind. No, he never saw it. He did. Like the dude that walked into a glass door that was closed. Wow.
Speaker: Anyways, I have a new little adventure for us gentlemen. There's probably another wine that Tony said in his single days as well. Tony, you have no idea how much that you joined the show because this would have all been directed at me. So thank you.
Speaker: So, so the new the new deep dive for the starting this week. Here you go, Tony. I got you covered. Here you go, Tony. I got you covered, buddy. Oh, I covered it right there. Why did you do it? Here.
Speaker: I'm surrounded by assholes. Yeah, you are. You are. Yes, I am. We'll just kind of cover everything real quick. So we do have a new deep dive that I want to start tonight. We probably won't get too far into it because we only got about a half hour left on the show. But either way, I want to get it started. As I said, we did the Disney one.
Speaker: a lot of having a lot of fun with that. And I think this is going to be a new thing that that I do on the show that might take place in the top 10 or maybe the top 10 will get moved to just solely on Mondays because I do have a couple lists still save that. Well, it's kind of like it's a nice way to mix it up. Every once in a while you can do a top 10. What's going on now? What's that? I don't know.
Speaker: So starting tonight, we're going to roll into abandoned amusement parks with creepy and or horrific histories or disturbing histories. So I got a couple to start for you tonight. We got Lake Shawnee Amusement Park, and this one is one that I kind of started to talk about a little bit that's in West Virginia. I couldn't remember the name of it, but it's in West Virginia.
Speaker: uh as as of today uh the rusted and overgrown rides of Lake Shawnee amusement park serves as a reminder of the failed West Virginia attraction.
Speaker: but it's nearly past lives on in folklore in the area of West Virginia. West Virginia is what, yeah. West Virginia is what it is. And like a lot of creepy, yeah. I like a lot of creepy stories and whatnot. This one starts out with the amusement park was actually built on an Indian burial ground. There we go.
Speaker: And I'm not going. Yeah, when they started building up the park, they had to have an archaeological team come in and do a dig. And I actually found 13 bodies, mostly children, native children.
Speaker: But that's not the darkest part of this story. Damn, a real? Fuck, it gets worse. Jesus. Oh, real. This is actually a very intriguing story. This is one of the stories that got me into the abandoned amusement parks a couple of years back, or a few years back, whatever the case may be. But in 1783, Mitchell Clay was the first European settler
Speaker: make to make his home in the area in West Virginia. Okay. Okay. Which which at that time it was it was heavily populated by Shawnee Indians. Hence the name. Okay. Yeah. The Lake Shawnee amusement park. We got that. Wow. Indigenous people. Thank you. Yes. Jesus. While Clay was gone to town one day,
Speaker: Well, this is the background of this story or this park. This happened on where the park is or was. It still gets a piece in the park there. But while Clay had gone to town one day to get supplies and whatnot, a group of Shawnee warriors surrounded his three children, three of the Clay children who were working in the fields
Speaker: Uh, Bartley, his son was shot first. Tabitha hearing the gunshot ran to her brother where she was attacked and cut by a knife. Her body dismembered and both of their scalps were taken by the Shawnee group. Their brother Ezekiel was captured and burned at the stake. Once again, this is my mom's. If I'm going to freeze.
Speaker: I'm glad you ain't scared. Now go ahead and tell him what's really good. God damn boy, you tell a ghost. You ain't got no score this week.
Speaker: Blaming on Disney. They're still pissed. No, but I mean... Tim, that's a good question. They are supposed to have that information. They are supposed to have that information. They just decide what they want to tell you depending on how much money you're going to spend and how much the land is worth. That's true. That's what happens. And the land is worth on what the fact they're not going to tell you. Like Chris had to jump back out and jump back in. Yeah, refresh it. Yeah.
Speaker: You got to refresh it. That's fucked up. A lot of Indian burial grounds are being built on that was poltergeist. Everybody saw a fucking poltergeist. And the only reason you got to be scared is if you build a house on a fucking cemetery, what you expect? Holy crap. I'll wait. Holy crap. Holy crap. I'll wait. You built it on a fucking cemetery.
Speaker: Yeah. How many people have been to New Orleans? I've been a couple of times. But I don't remember. Did you ever take a tour of the city? Yeah, you was drunk already. No, I went during Mardi Gras and got my ass broken as a motherfucker. Dog. Mardi Gras is a fucking party. I don't care what nobody says. That is a fucking party. You ain't parties until you've been to a motherfucking Mardi Gras. Yeah, I'll tell you what. If you can't get late during Mardi Gras, you got issues. You can get late. Just let that be who you want to be with. Well.
Speaker: Yeah, but you don't feel it at the moment because you're so drunk, they all look pretty. You're going to feel it when you wake up. You might be missing something when you wake up. Yeah. You better. That was, that was, yeah, that was weird. My internet just went cold. Yeah, so you're talking about, you're talking about ghosts in their fucking internet. You're going to learn, you're going to learn. I haven't even, uh, I haven't even, uh,
Speaker: I haven't even started. I'm not scared. I haven't even started. I haven't even started talking about the ghost. I haven't even started talking about the ghost. It gave you all the shit you need. Your shit. Fuck it up. And you ain't got no storm this week. Start talking about Disney. It fucks up here. You know what? Talk about ghosts. It fucks up the internet. Put two and two together, Christopher.
Speaker: I ain't even talking shit. I would just read it. I haven't begun to talk shit yet. What? Don't give a shit about your feelings. Nope. Yeah, I'll try not to. If not, I'll do it in the morning. Okay. Thank you. Um so Jesus Christ.
Speaker: Where were we? You were talking about that dude was burned at stake and the scout. So yeah, Bartley and their daughter Tabitha were killed and then his eldest son Ezekiel was kidnapped and burned at the stake. While when Mitchell found out, Mitchell Clay came back and he enlisted the help of other settlers to seek vengeance for his family after burying his children.
Speaker: He murdered several of the Shawnee Indians. Centuries later in the 1920s, a businessman named Conley T. Snitto
Speaker: purchased the site of the clay farm and the massacre or murder and developed it into an amusement park. He built a swing set, a Ferris wheel and opened up the pond for swimming. And I actually, that was kind of a blessing in disguise because I actually changed up how I'm going to do this moving forward while everything was rebooting. But death still hung over that cursed parcel of land.
Speaker: It's amazing. The aliens have taken over. It is concerning how much we curse. It's not what you say. I mean, it's not what you say. Side note, they say people that curse on a regular basis are more intelligent than anybody else. I have no idea. That's a scientific research. I did hear that.
Speaker: But yeah, so death still hung over the curse parcel of land. A little girl in a pink ruffle dress met her end after climbing onto a circling swing set. She was killed after a truck backing into the path of the swing. Another little one, this time a boy drowned in the amusement park swimming pond. According. Go back to the girl. She climbed on a swing and got hit by a truck.
Speaker: it was uh she she wasn't supposed to be on the swing at the time so the track was she won a super prize well no it wasn't that she was she was just a little girl she was getting on the swings but it and a truck was backing up and
Speaker: you know, there are no swings that go out to the street to where trucks going to hit you. Exactly. That's what that's why I was confused. You know, it wasn't on the it was it was it was on the amusement park. I don't know. Maybe it was making a delivery. I don't know. She was in the wrong place. Wrong time and it killed her. Sounds like games. Yeah. Uh according to visit West Virginia, the parks rides were responsible for a total of six deaths.
Speaker: The park eventually shut down, but its structures were left to rot and rust. They're still there to this day. Anybody want to go to Lake Shawnee?
Speaker: Hey, hey, hey, Tony. Hey, hey, hey, Tony. Let's investigate. How do you ride a swing and get hit by a truck? Where am I going? Why am I going? That's what I'm saying. It wasn't a, it wasn't a, it wasn't a swing. Okay. Okay. First and foremost, have you guys, have you guys never been to a fucking amusement park? Have you never been to a fair, the swing ride, that the big circle here, ride that swings around and it's not like a swing set. It's the fucking truck.
Speaker: No, it's not. Where did this fucking truck come from? Yeah, where did truck come from? It came from the delivery department. They were delivering new swings and the little girl was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Maybe the truck driver was like, **** this little girl in her stupid pink dress. I don't know. That's that bullsh**. I don't know. I'm just saying. That's that bullsh**. Look, come on now. You better
Speaker: I'm just saying you can't drop a bomb like the girls on a swing set got hit by a truck and then just move on. You guys are you guys aren't concerned about the little boy who drowned in the swimming pond. You say somebody drowns in a pond. I get it. That's not that hard to understand. This is such a solid episode. This is such a solid episode.
Speaker: Saturday, when I do the deep dive, I'm turning your mics off. That's bullshit. Just so you know. Trust me, the tatters box will back me up. Tell me, anybody in the tatters box, when you heard Chris say she was on a swing set and got hit by a truck, that you didn't go, where the fuck did the truck come from?
Speaker: It's an amusement park. It was making a delivery that swing swung into the path of the truck and she got hit. Tony, you've been to Disney. You ever seen fucking truck driving around? Disney Sticks Bay has great adventures, action partner.
Speaker: Okay, this was also in 1920. Things were a little bit different 100 years ago. We didn't get that part. Thank you. Listen to it. I said it when I said it. Centuries later in 1920, Conley T. Snyder bought the parcel of land. Things were different. Yeah, okay, but here's the thing. It doesn't sound... You can't hear it because Jeff won't shut the fuck up.
Speaker: It doesn't sound like the park was quote -unquote haunted. It sounds like it was mismanaged. Okay, first of all, nobody has said anything about the park being haunted yet. Second of all, we're talking about the history of the park. You got dead people. That motherfucker's on it. We're talking about the history of the park, the history of the land. We haven't gotten anywhere about anything being haunted. Yeah. Yeah. God damn, I'm gonna need three episodes just to get to that. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't know, Jeff. I don't know, Jeff. We'll go visit. You can't drop a bomb. It's not dropping a bomb. I'll swing set in a truck and not get questions. We'll go. We will go to the park and do it. Get a Ouija board out and we will ask the little girl what happened. Fuck you. I ain't playing with an Ouija board. Okay. Well, then shut the fuck up and let me finish this. Let me finish this dive on this part.
Speaker: since y 'all make black jokes, let me just say Ouija board jokes is white folks shit. But you know what, Ian, but you know what? There's always one or two black posts that are dumb enough to do what the white folks is doing. That's why y 'all die first. You do die first. Okay. We're going to cut and edit this.
Speaker: Tony's like, fuck that guy. He's dead. I'm out of here. But, uh, that was a decent paycheck. I'm not jumping in no home moving out 20 million. I'm tired of y 'all killing us really. That motherfucker died in Jurassic Park. I'm still mad. Uh, well, anyways, the park was eventually shut down, but its structures were left. Yeah. We're left to rotten rust. Uh, the park's new owner, Gaylord White, who, uh, bought the park in 1985.
Speaker: I'm trying to be serious. I'm just trying to do a **** deep dive deep dive. Damn it. We're trying to but uh uh now we're
Speaker: So Gaylord White says he can hear the wooden swings creek, though it may not be the one that pushes them. Sometimes the seat will start to move underneath your hand while you feel cold air blowing through the seat. Some would call that the wind. I don't know, but. The wings are not stationary. On the wings of love. Gaylord White the second. Wow. Told the Travel Channel.
Speaker: And when you get to the middle, you feel something warm. And we believe that's her spirit, a little girl on the swings. Yeah, they could have really worded. They really could have, they really could have.
Speaker: I just read it. No, I'm just saying they could have. This next part. This next part, they could have. They could have. They could have worded a little bit better. The. The. Jesus. The. The. The younger, the younger white.
Speaker: as in Gaylord White II. It says, the younger White said he's even seen the little girl with her dress covered in blood. She looked at me and as long as she looked at me and as long as she looked at me, I couldn't move, he said. Paranormal investigators now frequent the site. It has also been featured on Discovery Channel's Ghost Lab, the Travel Channel's most terrifying places in America.
Speaker: Lake Shawnee has now opened up for Darian visitors who want to see the place for themselves. Tours last from October 25th through October 31st. The month of Halloween. Yeah, I'll take y 'all asses on the fucking. The week of Halloween. Out of the three of us, there's one asshole that would fucking go. Yeah, the biggest one. Just raise his hand. Who the smartest one out of the group there ain't gonna. Here's a hint.
Speaker: You're going punk bitch. Fuck you. When you get that breeze up your ass or somebody. I don't know what the hell you're talking about. What happened? I don't know. It just got cold all of a sudden. Looking like Marlon Wayne is a scary movie. Go ahead. Chris is one of those people that's like, this house is haunted. Chris is like, let's stay the fucking night. Fuck.
Speaker: You're goddamn right, I am. I don't believe it. I'll pick you up in the morning, motherfucker. I'm staying my eyes at home. Ghostbuster Glick. That's who he is. He ain't afraid of no ghost. I ain't. And I'm like Ernie Hudson. I'm going after you, motherfuckers. I'll come on the second movie. Fuck this shit. Tony, Tony, Tony's like, if it involves a paycheck, I'll show up. No, you won't. I'll think about it.
Speaker: You can't give me no common damn sense to go fuck around with motherfucker that you can't see, prove, or talk to, and they gonna fuck you up in the process. No. Oh, hell no. No. I ain't worried about all that jazz. Well, Zach Baggins. Well, the next - The next - The next part I'm gonna try to struggle through. I'm gonna need you guys to get your shit together for Saturday. This is actually a pretty cool segment if you'd let me get through it.
Speaker: there are always going to be questions about whatever segment you bring up. Certain questions are okay, but dumb ass fuckery questions are are just a dumb question. If a girl's on a swing, she gets hit by a truck. Listen to the story. You would understand at a different time. It was different era. So things work differently. Anyways, we're gonna go to the Holy Land USA.
Speaker: with the Hollywood style side and across marking its entrance to Holy Land in Waterbury, Connecticut. It's hard to miss if you're driving along Interstate 84 originally opened in 1960. The theme park is basically several replicas of biblical scenes. I know obviously Bible
Speaker: Yeah. Like Bibles. It's very Bible centric or whatnot. Didn't they do that in that movie with Tim Allen, Richard for four. You want to, I have no idea. I have no idea, but you know, they got such seeds, including like the last summer or the last summer, the last, the last supper. I know what you did last summer. Uh, the last supper in the garden of Eden. And, uh, and, uh, and, and, and, and in featuring a no vacancy sign.
Speaker: The the park originally when it was up and running and whatnot, it's seen about 50 ,000 visitors every year. Until owner John Baptist Greco closed the park in 1984. In order to expand it before you could reopen the park, however. Greco died in the park was bequeathed to a group of nuns who have maintained the grounds but never reopened it. So it's just kind of been. There's bequeathed.
Speaker: Yeah, he left it to him in their will. It wasn't queefed. Calm down. Something like that. Yeah, Tony. That's a good word. I used to be queefed. Yeah, but the Duds never reopened. They just took care of the grounds.
Speaker: People still found ways in though and vandalized and trespassing and whatnot, destroyed many of the park statues and attractions. In 2010, Chloe Ottman and her friend, Francesco Cruz, decided to explore the park. The two had been friends for a couple of years and Chloe clearly thought they were just in for a night of creepy fun.
Speaker: and underage drinking at the park. Well, Cruz, however, had different motives. And after Chloe refused to have sex with him, he raped and killed her, stabbing her in the neck under the giant cross before throwing her body and belongings into the woods. That's disrespectful. Thank God. Though he initially helped with the search to find Chloe, Cruz confessed to her death and led police to her body. He was charged with a capital felony, murder, and sexual assault and sentenced to 55 years in prison for a wow.
Speaker: Uh, you know, leaving the park with a more sinister, uh, reputation, so to say. Tim, you're not helping me. I'm calling you. I'm coming tonight. None squeaked on the ground. None squeaked on the ground. A bunch of queefing nuns. Is that kind of like the flying nun? Is that how she flew?
Speaker: That's called propulsion. That killing someone and helping search for them. There's a movie called Searching. Yeah. Really good movie. Nicholas Cage. No, it's actually called, it's actually stars, one of the guys from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Asian dude. And it's all you, it's like you're watching on a computer.
Speaker: Like everything's like, if they, if he gets a call. No, no, no, no. It's literally like, you see his computer screen the entire time. You never actually see a person. That's that bullshit. It's a computer screen and it's like video chats and stuff like that. It's interesting. It's a good movie. But it's about his daughter going missing.
Speaker: Nice. I got a little bit more. I got a little bit more time. I do want to do one real quick. One more real quick. This is more not really creepy or I guess maybe to a certain degree. I know which movie you're talking about. More of a horrifying, I guess. This is just kind of cool to me because I've always been fascinated by this location. Pripyat, Ukraine.
Speaker: most commonly known as Chernobyl. When they built Pripyat,
Speaker: it was ahead of its time. It was the late eighties, but it was ahead of its time with the architectural designs of the buildings and everything was state of the art. It was, you know, like I said, it was a more futuristic idea and development for this city, you know, wider roads than anybody else, you know, any other cities in the world and whatnot. Well, they,
Speaker: This was a city where it was built around the Chernobyl power plant. And for those of you who don't know what Chernobyl was, it was a massive power plant and then
Speaker: there was a massive explosion and the whole town of Pripyat was evacuated. I'm out of meltdown. Yeah, it was a meltdown. There was an explosion. It's an amazing mini series on HBO. Yes, it was. Yes, it was. Yes, it was. How good was that? That was fucking outstanding. Yeah. Uh so, you know, the the Chernobyl meltdown, the explosion, they had to they had to
Speaker: The great thing about it was because of the way they built the city and the way they built the roads, they were able to evacuate. I think it was 70 or 80 ,000 people. Yeah. And just a couple hours with no backups or anything like that. And they weren't able to, but everybody thought they were just going to be gone for a week or two.
Speaker: They didn't realize when they left that they were literally never coming back. So Chernobyl has a kind of a creepy history because when you go there and you can still go there to this day, literally people just grab a few belongings and left. So they just literally you go into school buildings or offices or apartments and you still got couches and TVs and toys and, you know, notebooks and everything like that. People's dinner is still sitting on the fucking table.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Well, they, they never saw this shit coming. Well, fortunately, I mean, outside of the power plant, you know, there was no catastrophic or major
Speaker: you know, death or anything like that. They were able to evacuate the people to safety and stuff like that. It was just because of the radioactivity levels, they were never able to come back. And even today, you know, you can go visit there and you can go see it and tour around, but you can only be there for so long. And if you're going to be there longer. There's people that still live there, though.
Speaker: There's like there's no nobody lives there. No, no, no, no. There's no people that live there in Chernobyl. No, it's it's it's it's 100%. No, no, no, no, no, no. It was inhabitable video. There's a woman she she lives. I think it's like from the yeah, but it's it's in that area. Yeah, noble was in Ukraine and they just went there last month. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. People go there all the time. No, no. Around the plant. So the city is still happening. I just saw a thing where they built a giant dome over the actual plant. I didn't see that. Like a secondary cap. Gotcha. It was like two or five years ago that they built this secondary cap.
Speaker: Okay, first of all, both of y 'all, I need to see your proof, so send that to me because I have been such a fan and so fascinated by this. The city itself has been inhabitable since the meltdown. There are other around the area, obviously, but the actual city itself, nobody has lived there since the accident.
Speaker: Nobody has lived there because they evacuated and never came back. It's been inevitable. 43 years after the meltdown, once the remaining returnees pass away, no one else is allowed to move into the excluded zone due to dangerous levels of radiation. It still exists. Where at? I'm talking about it. It doesn't say yet. I'm talking about Pripyat.
Speaker: They built Pripyat around Chernobyl. Gotcha. Gotcha. That is a completely abandoned city. It has been abandoned and nobody has lived there since the accident. Surrounding areas and outer lying areas, you know, after years and years or whatever, but I'm talking about one city. Pripyat is also a number over there. P -R -Y -T -I -A -T, right? Yeah.
Speaker: That is a river. I don't see the city hang on. Now I know it's going. If you look on, go to Google, and Chernobyl's new safe confinement is the dome thing they built. And it's a full story on YouTube on how they built it. It really covers the entire, it's like a, it's an anti -leak cover. Yeah. Well, I mean, ever since the accident, they've been trying to,
Speaker: still, you know, because you're never going to get rid of that radiation and that they've been trying to quote unquote elephants foot. It's literally leaking radiation that if you look at it, if you without looking through a camera, if you're physically in front of it, you're fucking dead. Exactly. There's no guarantee. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, anyways, where I was going with this was Pripyat. They actually were in the process of building an amusement park there for the city. That's crazy. The Pripyat amusement park in Pripyat, Ukraine was supposed to open on May 1st, 1986, but only five days before the opening is when the Chernobyl disaster occurred nearby.
Speaker: resulting in 30 deaths in the months following the explosion. The park consisted of attractions and bumper cars and swing boats and swing carousel, a ferris wheel. The ferris wheel still stands today unfinished and towering over the city's destruction. And the bumper cars are the strongest area of radiation in the park due to the overgrown vegetation. And you're really going to run radiation with electricity. That's smart.
Speaker: Well, you know, this is after the disaster. This is after the meltdown. It wasn't. It was being built before the meltdown. Yeah, they built it. They built this entire city. And I have a conversation that there are still 100 people living in forbid. I have put me at a good distance away from Chernobyl on the map.
Speaker: And like I said, I'm not even calling you out on it. I just thought Chernobyl was uninhabitable until recently. Nah, I'm not even gonna lie. I thought it was uninhabitable because 25 years of radiation at the very least and we have 43 you said.
Speaker: 85 year old 85 year old living in Chernobyl exclusive Exclusion zone Exclusion zone is the closest to the you know, it's that it's that Not safe area. Yeah, there's a there's a one. There's a person living there is 85 years old. It looks like it's a dude This is a YouTube video. It says meet the 85 year old living in Chernobyl exclusion zone on YouTube
Speaker: 85 years old, still living there. Still living, yeah. They were survivors, but they radiated like a motherfucker. And you can't get rid of radiation once it's in you. Yeah. But they like raised chickens and shit like that. I did watch this video because just like Chris said, Tony, you said you watched that mini series. Once I watched that mini series, I went on YouTube to a fucking deep dive.
Speaker: Yeah. And you saw all this weird shit and I was like, what the fuck? It's fucked up what happened or whatever. No, it was crazy. The video that meet the 85 -year -old is three minutes, 20 seconds long. Right. But yeah. So yeah, people are still living there, but once they die, no one else is allowed to move in.
Speaker: These are people that were there the day of the meltdown, and they were just like, fuck it, I'm not going nowhere. I paid for this. Yeah, there's the thousand square miles of land around the Chernobyl site that was declared inhabitable. They don't live in Pripyat, which is the city I'm referring to, the city I'm talking about, they live in the zone. So that's what I'm saying. The actual city itself is completely abandoned.
Speaker: And I was trying to say, you know, I said, I thought that too, until recently when the attacks in Ukraine hit, I didn't think Chernobyl was in Ukraine. I was wrong on that. I didn't realize that either. The 30 deaths that occurred after the explosion were cleanup and plant workers. So it wasn't anybody in the city or anything like that.
Speaker: that that that that miniseries that guy that tried to open the door for dude, he touched the door and then started bleeding like he'd been shot for. Yes, if you have not seen that miniseries, y 'all, I highly recommend it. That **** was outstanding. It is. It is heartbreaking to watch but it's extremely interesting and it's been very well done. Yes. Well,
Speaker: The park was actually opened early.
Speaker: for one day on April 27th, the meltdown happened on April 26th. And at that time they weren't evacuating people right away because they didn't know how they thought they can contain it. They didn't know how dangerous it was. So they opened it on the 27th to try to calm everybody down and kind of keep everybody in a good mood and whatnot. Keep going about your business. Nope. Nevermind. This is the best I'm gonna do, bro. I got my papers.
Speaker: Tim, you crazy. They built this city on rock and roll. Amen to that shit. Don't smoke. Just cigarettes. But yeah, so they were trying to, you know, so they did open it. They said they probably opened it for one day. And that was before they decided that, you know, everybody's got to get the fuck out of Dodge and bust them out of the city to never return. Today, the whole city of prep yet,
Speaker: including the unfinished amusement park is a destination for quote unquote and I'm actually a huge fan of this and would like to do this maybe one day. Lord willing dark tourism do it. Oh, yeah. I don't want to go to Chernobyl. I'm talking about like other walking through abandoned. Yeah. Yeah. Guided tours through the Chernobyl ruins and abandoned towns and stuff like that. So
Speaker: Hey, hey guys have it you got Lake Shawnee Indian Indian burial ground murder murder And dumbass people on old rides died including a little girl in a truck for some reason
Speaker: and the Holy Land and Pripyat amusement park to to to wet your to wet your whistles if you live on this deep dive. There is there is the that is the Ferris wheel at Pripyat. In Saturday night, we will jump back into it and I will introduce you to a couple more parks. A couple few more parks if you will.
Speaker: This, on the fucker, is sitting on a building in Pripyat. Yeah. People go and tour there all the time. Oh, yeah. Well, I watched, like I said, I did that deep dive when I went down the YouTube rabbit hole about Pripyat and Chernobyl and stuff. And there's people that, you know, in order to go there, before you can go, you just can't show up and go. You have to get a permit.
Speaker: And basically, if I die, it's not your fault. Yeah, you have to get permission and all that stuff. And then when you come out, they have to check you for radiation poisoning. Yeah. Yeah, you have to get permission and all that jazz before you can go there. They did their walkthrough of Pripyat. And they did, like you said, Chris, they showed this was the city of the future, so to speak, surrounded around the power plant. And the power plant was literally
Speaker: I think it's like a mile and a half from Pripyat. It's not like dead center in town, you know? Right. But when it went off, as you saw in the documentary, people stepped out their houses going, what was that fun noise? Yeah, smoke. Something you ain't gonna be able to run away from. That's what that noise was. Well, the thing was, it all came down to, as it showed in that documentary, is that the
Speaker: the rods that were supposed to stop the meltdown were copper laced or copper tipped and they weren't supposed to be. They weren't pure uranium that was contained. Yeah, exactly. Well, the uranium and the plutonium, I forgot. I don't remember. I think it was uranium. But when the two touched, if it wouldn't have had that tip, everything would have been fine. But since they went cheap on the build, so to speak, they fucked up.
Speaker: they fucked up good shit but if if you if supposedly if you build a a nuclear power plant correctly and don't go cheap on it it is the safest and cleanest form of energy
Speaker: I don't want to trust it. I don't know. But I'm building it myself. I'm out. Well, that's all the more reason not to trust it. Yeah. All the more reason not to trust it. Jeff build it. But with that being said, we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out as always. Another episode. Another episode.
Speaker: Yes. Another, another fantastic episode in the books. Uh, join us Saturday night where we will have, we'll be bringing back after a week hiatus. We'll be bringing back the starting five, your top five, uh, superpowers that you would like to have. And we will again have what the fuck news. I will let these guys, I will indulge these guys with a couple more alien stories.
Speaker: And of course I will bring you guys a couple more amusement parks with creepy, horrific,
Speaker: I'm just curious when you do that and you bring up the girl on the swings at them. Hey, how about here? How about this for an idea? Save all your questions until I get done telling this until I get done with the park in question. You literally skimmed over it like it was a footnote. For what I'm doing, it literally is just a footnote. She was hit by a truck, but she was on a swing.
Speaker: It is, for what I'm doing, it's literally a footnote. It's meant to be skimmed across. I wasn't telling the fucking story in history on the stupid little girl that got hit by a fucking truck. I want to swing. I want to swing. If you want that, I'll pull a Tony. If you want to know why the little girl got hit on the truck, why she was on the swing, look it up yourself. Let me know next week. I'm going to get no ass.
Speaker: but that we're doing the worst any Murphy. You do.
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Speaker: You ate the blade above her head As I began to breathe, she said Oh, mother in the sky Take this back and find I wanna live forever No, spirit in the earth Give me a new word, make me a god
Speaker: Nothing has looked on and she stops to feast. There was a smile on her face as she walked by to leave. It's the last to back her head as blood runs out.
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like, something sharp. Something, like, I can stab to defend myself with.
Speaker: I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a Ritz cracker pregnant with a cheese baby. Cheese baby. All right. Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray. And can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Yeah, bathroom key. All right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back. And that'll be $1 ,362. And I'm going to have to have exact same. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment.
Speaker: Whatever, man. Okay. Just that. Just that. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: I'm all alone in the sky, take this sacrifice I wanna live forever And I'll feel it in the air, give me another Make me a god like you
Speaker: Calm the fuck down, Jeffrey. Jesus Christ. I can't throw my foot. I'm waiting to go smoke this. No, no, I'm smoking now. And with that being said, that's the end of the show. Thank you guys for listening. We'll see you Saturday night for a brand new episode. Save nonsensical time. Save nonsensical channel. Jeffrey, what do you have to say about that?
Speaker: Don't let your don't let your children play on swing sets in your trucks. The more you know. Stay away from home and knowing and knowing is half the battle.
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