Nonsensical Nonsense 357 I'll see ya every other weekend sport

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Speaker: God forbid you do anything at all. I literally tried to unmute you and I was sitting there trying to unmute you and it says, you can't unmute somebody that muted themself. And I'm like, well, I guess I don't know. I don't know why it didn't unmute. I had myself unmuted before I started the show because I was like, here we go.

Speaker: Oh, here we go. Yeah. I thought about letting you go as long as possible. Yeah. It was like we're in the backstage area. You're talking to fucking Biden over there. Hey, I'll literally sit back here straight at a black stage for 45 minutes. Uh, God forbid you just set up the studio. And the last time I set up the studio, you yelled at me.

Speaker: I didn't yell at you. I just told you to check your spelling. I mean, it's right there at the bottom of the screen. You yelled at me. You yelled at me. You yelled at me. No, no, no, no. I do not do constructive criticism, motherfucker. It was called yelling. You cannot spell our name wrong. Somehow you do. No, because it was the title I gave that you get all pissy with. Or I got the number wrong or something. I don't know.

Speaker: Our bad RFP dog. It happens. You know, we start to show between seven and seven 30. We say it every week. Yeah. And sometimes we'll start late. I think we heard his feelings. I apologize. What's going on, Jarvis? Anywho, it's Wednesday, motherfuckers. Happy hump day.

Speaker: You guys are having a good week so far. Everything's going good and you're moving along. We're almost to Friday at this point. If you're not already, go ahead and check out our socials. If you'd be so kind Facebook, Instagram, X and tiktok got some new videos on the old tiktok. I just put one up today.

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Speaker: If you want to check them out, don't forget to use promo code. Oh, words are hard to get that discount. Where did speaking of Biden, where did he go? Did he fall down? I know a flight of stairs again. Must have. I'm mildly upset if you noticed. No, in general, as usual. No, as you notice, I'm in pink.

Speaker: I have, I bought an led light for in here because it's nice to be 100 % honest with you. I try not to look at you. I mean, I look, I'm looking at the screen. I'm looking at the screen. Like I'm looking at you and I, and I've watched replays and when I make videos and stuff, it honestly looks like I'm looking at you, but I'm looking at myself. I'm admiring myself the entire time. So I bought this led light.

Speaker: And what is it? I bought this light like a year ago, right? Is that your multicolored light that flashes? Right. The one that flashes up. The green LEDs are burnt out or not working. I didn't think it looked pink, though, to be honest with you. It doesn't look pink. From my end, it looks like I'm sitting in pink. Yeah, I was just saying, on my screen, it doesn't look pink. It just looks like... I don't know. It doesn't...

Speaker: Yeah, it doesn't really look red either. Low, low resolution. Yeah, it almost almost kind of why don't you just turn it off and then get a regular light? Because that's the regular light. That actually helps. Not really. One second, I'll be right back. Why don't you get a LED light to put in there? I need to work or something.

Speaker: I have one. Don't you think you said you had like ring lights and shit like that? Well, I do. But. They're not mine. So who paid for it? She did. Why are you the man in the house? And they got there and smack a bitch around. Give me one of these. That'll go that'll go over like a lead balloon.

Speaker: You're not going to have to worry about it because if you ask, keep sending me fucking videos, I'm going to fucking come to Cancun and murder you. I told Nikki, I didn't even watch it. You did watch it. I didn't watch it when you first sent it to me because I knew what it was. I said this morning. I'm going to be 100 % honest. I watched it.

Speaker: and i'm literally sitting here because the you know i was just finished work and you know i didn't want to get up because i was comfortable and i'm sitting here i got my foot up on the desk i'm relaxing and i'm just and that video came up and dude i damn near shit my pants that that video freaked me out it please stop screaming because it is

Speaker: it is literally, you know, I like said, I don't mind roller coasters. But that one kind of freaked me out. And not even on it. But

Speaker: no, like I said, I was thinking I were watching TV and I seen the notification and I just scrolled it down to open the notification. I was like, just motherfucker. I said, I'm not going to be able to go to Cancun when I need to get away so I don't get.

Speaker: extradited back to the states after you disappeared. She's like, why? I said, because this motherfucker keeps sending me goddamn roller coaster videos, bridge videos, side of mountain videos. I said, I'm going to book a flight. I'm going to get on a flight just to go murder him. He's going to be shocked that I got on a plane and he's going to go, oh, hey, you actually got on at about that time. I'm going to jam a knife right into his fucking head. Yeah. But

Speaker: Would that not have helped you conquer your fears? So at that point, you should just hug me and get it all. No, no, because now I'm even more pissed off because I had to get on a flight to fly down. And I know I got to fly back. I want to stab you twice. Sorry, you can't take a fucking boat. You knew what I did.

Speaker: You knew what I did and drive the motherfucker. Yeah, but I mean, I don't know if I can make it from Ohio to the border in four hours like you did. It's called the little, it's called the go pedal. Yeah. My go pedal goes so much. You can only do that if you own a Fiat.

Speaker: I was like, fuck on that one. I can't go to Cancun after Nicki disappears because I've already murdered you down there. Find some other third world fucking country to go live in like Canada. Well, let's be honest, Canada is really looking third world lately. I mean, all I got to do is go. I didn't mean to.

Speaker: Sorry about that. And they'll be like, Oh, you're okay. You can be one of us. I can literally drive around Canada with your bodies in the back seat. And they wouldn't be like, yeah, what are you going to do? We get it. And just say, I thought it was a deer and put it on the roof.

Speaker: Yeah, I thought it was a small moose. I don't know what happened to him. I just wanted to drive in the carpool lane. So, I tossed him in the car. That was my buddy Bernie. You're okay. This is my buddy Bernie. Wave Bernie. The moose started talking to me. I panicked and shot him.

Speaker: Fucking went down to the morgue and grabbed a couple bodies, man. I don't know these two, but you guys never seen we get a birdies. Trust me. This is funny. No, uh, no, like I said, I think I'm helping you slowly, but surely come conquer your fears.

Speaker: No, it's not. I'm not going to lie that that fucking video freaked me out. That would be that would be an actual that would actually be a pretty fun boat ride to be honest. What's going on? Told behind a car. No, like get on a cruise ship and just take your cruise ship from Oh, do the golf. Yeah, man. I just I just jump on a cruise ship like like in New York or something or

Speaker: No, you can go to Florida. Well, yeah, they have a they have a cargo vessel. It's it's like if you want to import cars directly to Cancun, they obviously don't go to directly Cancun. They go like 20 miles. No, I think it's it's like two hour drive away where where like you can import a car directly.

Speaker: and you don't have to drive the fucking car the entire country. Oh yeah. No, no, no. I want to, I want to get on a cruise ship and go like from New York all the way down and go down around. And it's like an 18 hour drive to Florida from here. I can get to the East coast in like 10 or 11. If that, yeah, I mean, I can get, I can get, I can get from here to South Carolina and like eight to 10 hours to Charleston. I can do it in 20 minutes. I'm just saying.

Speaker: Trust me. Trust me. I know in the summertime, they come up here to North Florida. There you go. Then in the winter, we send them all back. Yeah. Get rid of them. And Ohio gets slightly safer. She's a little bit.

Speaker: Speaking of Mark and the guys that talk and shit their Facebook page, they just hit a goal of 700 followers. So they literally just hit it. Right before we're getting the show ready and getting the show locked and loaded. So shout out to the guys, man. They got a lot of things going on. Also, shout out to Cameron while I'm shouting people out. Shout out to Cameron. He introduced me to this new band.

Speaker: They're really good. I like them. They're kind of a blacktop mojoie. You know what I mean? OK. The genre. Yeah, like that. They're there. It's a rock. Jesus. Not white metal, but it's in their rock. Yeah, I get it. I've declared that they're blacktop mojoie genre. OK. Yeah, I'm giving them our whole own job. You guys see, you guys should thank me, Matt, Kat and the guys.

Speaker: Yeah, there you go. You have your own genre in music. You have your own genre. Blacktop Mojo. Yeah, we're going to have to pass on the name, Glick, but thanks. Blacktop Mojoie. Okay. You listen to Blacktop Mojoie, man. Really? They're actually out of Kentucky. And here in a couple of weeks, they might actually be

Speaker: my first guest and featured artist on Glick's House of Music. And shout out to Cameron, because that's, once again, Cameron behind the scenes hooking shit up, making shit happen. Took him long enough, I'm just saying. He's a busy guy, apparently.

Speaker: He didn't even know I had a music show. He was like, he was like, ah, so that's fucking awesome. He was like, so yeah, Glick, you should check out these bands or this band and let me know what you think. And I was like, all right, you know, I will hold on.

Speaker: Uh, and then he messaged me. He was like, I might've already reached out to him, bro. Hopefully that's okay. And I was like, okay. So I was like, well, I was going to listen to it later, but now I kind of feel obligated. I'm going to go ahead and let's do it now. It's fine. I was at work. So I had my earbud in. So I looked them up. They're called gravel switch. So listen to a few other songs. I was like, all right. I like these guys. You know, they're not, they're, they're, they're.

Speaker: not quite polished yet. They're still kind of rough around the edges, but still a good band, a good sound. They're not quite Black Top Mojo. But who is? Let's be honest. Nobody's ever going to be Black Top Mojo. Let's be honest. How do you talk like that without gagging? Just it sounds like you've got their cock so far in your mouth. Sounds like your voice.

Speaker: I don't know. You speak from experience. Yeah, I was going to say. Mukaki boy. Hey. Toothbrush only fits a couple inches. All right. Well, you say so. It's Chris. You only need a couple inches, buddy. I'm sorry. Toothbrush used to only fit a couple inches. And then I joined the Air Force. And then I joined the Army. Now I prefer black men. Now I prefer trans women.

Speaker: Chris saw that picture of Walter Goggins dressed as a trans woman. He was like, you know what? I'm not mad at it. Not bad. But, um, but no, so I listened to a few of their songs and then cam sent me, sent me with a message you sent them and, and they responded right back to him and was like, hell yeah, we definitely be out. He's like, so I guess.

Speaker: I bet you just got to figure out when you want to do it. Cause I know Monday night should do the men's mental health and Saturdays are kind of crazy. So would it work for a Wednesday? I said, well, you know, cam.

Speaker: If you were actually paying attention for the last two months, I have a music show now, which is what my intentions are with the music show is to have local bands or up and coming artists or unsigned bands and have them on the show as guests feature their music and, you know, kind of, you know, do an interview, hang out session with them while we play their music in between conversation.

Speaker: He's like, Oh, Rob been so busy lately. I'm like, what are you working? Nine to five job. And you got three kids. Hey, he's explaining to me where you guys are. I got three kids too. Nine to five. Yeah. And three kids, bless a partner. Uh, yeah. How do, how do we have time to do this? I don't know. I had everything you got going on in your world.

Speaker: only difference is I have my kids full time and I do two podcasts four nights a week. The mental health is

Speaker: is technically a third because if you really think about it, it is so not nonsensical nonsense. No, it's not. Yeah. But I mean, it's, I mean, I guess it's the same umbrella. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, I guess, I guess at the end of the day, I could just take the nonsensical nonsense name away from it and give it some kind of, you know, call it the weekly bro check or whatever. And then yeah, now I'm doing three podcasts a week, four nights, four nights a week.

Speaker: And yet, you know, I keep talking about wanting to have an umbrella in shows underneath the network But the only person who has shows under the on the network is me Unfortunately my co -host for for dollars and cents is Very ill I should invite the guys I should invite the guys from talking shit to be a part of the nonsensical network. I

Speaker: a co -host for dollars and cents you said. Yeah, I should invite the guys to be a public network, and then put them under here as well, and start putting ourself on

Speaker: or differences between in this show where they would actually continue to create content and then like, we could share the, you know, as more contents put out and more sponsors come in, we can share the sponsors. And I know that they would actually do stuff. Yeah. Sounds like a plan.

Speaker: You know, I should really just restructure my entire life. No, I was talking about my show. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, you call it Glick's Nut House? Yeah, I still have. I still have. Please excuse us for the work we're remodeling signs up everywhere.

Speaker: like let's not also house of nuts. Something like that. It's called these. It's called these. These nuts. Yeah. No, last night I was actually gaming. I was playing Call of Duty with with Mark.

Speaker: And Brian and I decided that we're divorcing you and Mark and then we're just going to start our own show. We're going to call it nonsensical shit. And then the two of you can start your show and call it and call it talking nonsense. There you go. And and and our market, I'll just or Brian, I'll just kind of start the script.

Speaker: Oh, no, no, it's me and Brian and then Mark was like, well, Mark was like, well, that fucking sucks because I still have to do all the work. I was like, yeah, unfortunately, unless we partner up and leave these two behind and we're both stuck going all over. There it is. Well, it's no one. There she is. Where would I go? How be the.

Speaker: Well, you're like, you're like that goddamn kid that we neither one of us really want. And we force ourselves to have a cousin. Let's be honest. You're that little kid that hangs out and be like, Hey guys, can I come? It's like when you, when you go out and your mom's like, take your brother with you and you're like, don't worry. Don't worry. All of our, all of our, all of our nonsensical children, Jeff and I will, we'll have shared custody or we'll split time with you guys. Yeah, there you go. Yeah.

Speaker: Connor, Brian, Leggy, Steve. I do like that. I come on that show pretty often. Connor, you've seen the movie The Christmas Story. You're the little brother that gets wrapped up in all that stuff and he can't even put his arms out. It's I have to replace the light, Leggy. He's in a new show tonight. Yeah. He probably did get a haircut, didn't he? No, he didn't. Yeah, he did.

Speaker: He just combed his hair for a change. I finally did something there. I got I've got my hair done Saturday. Go to the salon. Get your nails done, too. I wish, dude. My nails. He took a shower and combed his hair for a change. He finally got mad and hosed him off. Yeah. You fucking snake. The powdered soap they use in prisons and then the fucking fire hose.

Speaker: I was just going to say, you know, she takes you to the car wash and change you to the wall. It's like Shawshank Redemption where she just stands you naked up against the wall and throws water at you. Yeah, that's good though. I was going to say, you know, I could recommend her. She could just take you and change you to the wall at the car wash and just... Hell yeah. Oh yeah, shit. This is another reason to get a... This fits right here.

Speaker: That's quality crafts. You know, as we always say, if you squint, it's mint. What did you do? No, no. My landlord, when he got in the house, he put the third car garage in and he dry walled everything into himself. Oh, gotcha. And so when he built it in the garage door, he missed. He just missed the stud or something. It wasn't even it's not even close.

Speaker: And the funny, the greatest part about it is where he's hung the drywall at, where he's got the nails for the drywall is on the same line. It's on the same path. So he had to have missed the stuff. Yeah, all that, all that is all missed. If you get up above the drywall, you're just going to see a line of drywall screws. Yeah, that works. If he ever watches this show, I actually really like my landlord.

Speaker: So what's happening? I sent Leggy the perfect video for her. It's actually, it's a Chinese product. It looks like a vest, but as you fall over, it inflates like a giant airbag. I saw it come up on my Instagram and I was like, share Leggy. I told you, you probably shouldn't be friends with Jeff on social media.

Speaker: Jeff's in scratch. What time is it? It was worth it. Those kids need to go fucking dead. Not much. There's nothing. You know, parenting and shit. She sent me a message. Where can I get one? I'm like, I don't know. It's in Chinese. But how am I supposed to know? Let's go see.

Speaker: if the nuggets are done yet

Speaker: So so the plan is we're going to fatten you up because my dick is huge. It was wild Saturday night. This is it was interesting.

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Speaker: I sent you a message like Monday. I did not get that message. And I literally just opened up Snapchat for the first time tonight when I sent you the new one. Tell your freaking wife and kids to stay off your God -blessed Snapchat. No, it's Kevin. He's got his little girlfriend on there.

Speaker: they sit there and chat all night. You know, I, his little girlfriend, so tell him not to open messages for me. I said, why are you open to my shit? I'll break his little fingers off and stick them up his nose. Have I ever microwaved of what? Hell yeah. Like a full size pizza.

Speaker: No, no. Just one of these fucking little bad ladies. Oh, yeah. Oh, the school, the school pizzas. Yeah. Yeah, those are awesome. My son wants me to microwave it. And I usually go with neither the air fryer or the oven. Oh, I'm just I'm just sitting here looking at the direction of the microwave isn't even on here. It's going to be a little soggy. Yeah. And I call it. I like that. Let's start with two minutes. Exactly.

Speaker: Well, uh, you know, uh, obviously we're already going down that track, but before we get too far down that track, uh, you know, uh, for, for probably the three of us, uh, you know, probably some other people that listen to the show, maybe, um, a, um,

Speaker: Jesus. I'm glad Brian's not here for this. We already had this discussion. Goddamn Captain Conspiracy. I told him I should save that for Brian and Jeff's Conspiracy Hour. There was a death the other day. However, it did not affect our

Speaker: our our death list our death list our celebrity death wish list i mean death list however this uh this this gentleman was one of my top picks and i didn't pick you because there was a news report that came out and said oh he's doing good he's doing better his family is optimistic blah blah blah well unfortunately uh you was wrong the uh the country world the country music world lost one of the

Speaker: probably one of the legend, iconic, top tier guys, party animal, man loved to party, man loved to drink. The music world lost Toby Keith this week. I remember growing up listening to him. I've always been a huge fan. Love his music. One of his songs has been my theme song because I had a teacher tell me I would never graduate and I wouldn't live to see 18.

Speaker: As I was flipping her off, rolling up in my giant bronco to graduation, gladly over the age of 18 and graduated and blaring this song, giving her the double birds and throwing a beer can at her. Behind me, blaring out of my truck, how do you like me now? And that has always been kind of my anthem since that song has come out because

Speaker: you know, everybody, yeah, anybody and everybody who's ever doubted me. Well, I'm still here. I'm still doing whatever you guys said I couldn't do. So how do you like me now? You know, there are very few Toby Keith songs that I don't like. Um, and not, lest we forget, not a terrible actor either. Pretty good.

Speaker: beer for my horses is literally right up there with, I love that movie, but that cast was so good. Yeah, agreed. The cast was amazing, but Toby held his, held his own bro. Yeah. Toby was a good, I mean, and he is, he's standing next to Rodney Carrington. You know how he did not lose his mind, laughing his ass off throughout the entire movie was impressive.

Speaker: Uh, was a very large man in stature, not fat until the end, a big old country, big old country bumpkin like myself. Yeah. A very large personality 14 man. He was a very large personality with a very big voice. And he took control of a room when he came in. Unfortunately we did lose him earlier this week to stomach cancer. He's been battling it for two years. And you know, it was wild to see the pictures of him.

Speaker: Uh, he did not look good there in the end. If you guys will, part of the reason we were running late tonight, because I was having some technical difficulties on my end and shit wasn't cooperating. I'll put it. So our break music tonight is going to be Toby Keith. I was asked last night if I was going to do a Toby Keith tribute show on Friday night.

Speaker: My initial response was, no, I don't want to be that douchebag because every, what? How do you cook your cookies in the microwave? What? How do you cook them for? That's so many microwave questions tonight. Yeah. What is this world of microwaves? We're having a serious conversation here. Well, Nikki didn't know it was going to be on my mind. Like three minutes and then check them and flip them in like two minutes. Thank you. Are you guys going out quick?

Speaker: I don't think so. That's a mickey question. Welcome to Connor Quicks with Chef Mike. Yeah. Anyways, microwaves. I'm going to address that microwave thing here in a minute. But anyways, so last night I was gaming with Mark and Brian from Talking Ship podcast and, and, and Jerry Vichy, you know, Steven, Jerry Vichy.

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Speaker: And then I got to thinking about it. I thought about it last night and I've been thinking about it all day today. And I kind of talked to Cam about it a little bit today. And I was like, you know what? I grew up listening to Toby Keith. I was actually a fan of Toby Keith. I love his music. Not only am I going to do a tribute show Friday night, it's probably going to go over the hour and a half mark, but I'm also going to play Toby Keith songs tonight on the show for our break music.

Speaker: I also have a couple things here. First, I kind of threw this together throughout the day. I was trying to find some stuff. But I love this fucking song. And I'm going to try to find the full version for Friday night. But I got this little thing, a little video I made. I fear while writing you this goodbye song, I found a tear. I'm going to miss that smile.

Speaker: I'm gonna miss you, my friend Even though it hurts the way it ended up I do it all You gotta try to make me cry again, you prick Yeah, that song's gonna cook me up, man Yeah I gotta say, you know, being a Toby Keith fan, growing up listening to Toby Keith Not only did I get to have fun and listen to Toby Keith and party and drink

Speaker: I'm talking like I know the man personally, and I don't. Well, that's the thing. It's like, that was awesome. Some of his music got me through some pretty bad times, the breakups, and this, that, and the other thing. But this is one of his, I can't remember if this is his last performance or one of his last performances. It was from last year. That's one of his new songs.

Speaker: Don't let the old man in. I'm gonna go ahead and play this. And like I said, you guys can see what cancer, and this W. Keith was a big man. Well over six foot tall, probably pushing around 300 pounds like myself, but he was solid. He was a big country guy. And the cancer really just wore him out. And you can barely even recognize him.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, YouTube, Twitch, go ahead and give me my strikes tonight and get ready. Load them up for Friday night because I'm taking all your strikes. If you're watching on YouTube. We'll take them. If you're watching on Twitch and the stream cuts down, it'll come right back up. Oh, send me that. Friday, I will be in honor of Toby Keith. I will have a red soil cup that I'll be drinking out of all night.

Speaker: on the trivia show. But send that to me if you'd be so kind. Yeah. I got two of them. Yeah. If the stream goes down on YouTube, jump over to Twitch, you guys. It will be right back up as soon as the song's over, but I'm taking the strikes. It is what it is. Here's that song.

Speaker: Don't let the old man in I want to live me some more Can't leave it up to him He's knocking on my door I knew all of my life That someday it would end

Speaker: Get up and go outside Don't let the old man in If any moons I have lived My body's weathered in wool Just ask yourself how would you be If you didn't know the day you were born

Speaker: Try to love on your wife And stay close to your friend Toast each sundown with wine Don't let the old man in

Speaker: To hear many moons I have lived My body's weathered and warm Ask yourself how would you be If you didn't know the day you were born When he rides up on his horse And you feel that cold bitter wind

Speaker: Look out your window and smile Don't let the old man in Look out your window and smile Don't let the old man in

Speaker: I'll be honest. I didn't like that song the first time I heard it. It grew on me over the last probably year or so. And now now it kind of hits. It hits kind of hard. There's no more sad songs tonight. They're all upbeat songs from Toby Keith. I can't say the same for Friday night. My favorite Mark. Well,

Speaker: You're gonna have to tune in Friday night to Glick's House of Music, because I know what I said last night, but after doing some thinking last night, doing some thinking all day today, I decided Friday night is a Toby E. Tribute show, and I'm gonna download as many as I can find, and we're gonna have fun.

Speaker: If you don't play the Taliban, we're going to remember Toby Keith and have fun doing it. Someone passed. Oh, God, you're going to pass them. You know, I tried to put on like this tough guy who is a celebrity who cares, who cares. But then the more I started thinking about it, like I said, I mean, literally one of the theme songs of my life was

Speaker: How do you like me now? So many songs. I've partied to, you know, beer for my horses, red solo cup. I love this bar. Not as good as I once was. Should have been an cowboy. I mean, and then, you know, break up songs or heartbreak songs, you know, shouldn't kiss me like this. Who's that? Who's that guy? You know, he's that man. You know, it's just.

Speaker: I can just keep going, you know, and it's I didn't realize how big of a part of my life that his music was and you know, well, not only that almost loved our troops. Yeah. Blue, you know, American soldier, you know, the Taliban song. Yeah.

Speaker: crazy thing was, you know, when we first started this show and I don't know, we were a few months in or whatever. I had reached out to Toby to play his music for on the show. I don't know who it was that responded or whatever. They responded and said, absolutely. And I said, you know, I know we're nobody important, but if you ever find yourself bored and drinking,

Speaker: and you'd like to be on the show, let us know. And at that time, you know, it was, hey, you know, I got a lot of stuff going on, got album, you know, tours, da, da, da, da, da. So he's like, but, you know, appreciate the invite. Again, I don't know if it was him or somebody running his social media, but no, I just, the more I thought about it in the last couple of days, it's just the more I realized like, God damn, his music was really a big part of my life.

Speaker: Well, you know, the guy, the guy's first album came out and I think 93 and he's had nothing but bangers. And he was, he was a late bloomer too. He didn't sound like really kicking off until he was in his thirties. Yeah. Early forties.

Speaker: I, you know, I had, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I, I thought about it. I just didn't want to be that there's so many douchebags. I mean, like last night, Nikki was laying here in bed and she's scrolling through TikTok and some ass clown fucking DJ was remixing Toby key songs. It was like, if you're a real fan, you should know all these songs. It was like motherfucker. You don't even know one of them damn songs. And you put some weird EDM. Sorry, Rocky. EDM bullshit behind it.

Speaker: Well, and the thing is too though, is everybody's going to be doing it. Everybody's going to be doing it. You should drop your, um, I know some people wouldn't recommend this, but you should drop your, uh, cash app or PayPal or whatever it is for your fringe festival stuff. There you go. So we can,

Speaker: But yeah, yeah, the guy just song after song after song, I mean, and that was the thing, you know, at the end of the day, I had to sit back and I had to think about it. You know what? I was like, no, a real fan should step up and not that many people will listen or hear it or whatever. But it comes down to there are people out there that only know Toby and from from Red Solo Cup.

Speaker: Because when Red Solo Cup came out last few days, right? Exactly. And and, you know, Red Solo Cup, when it came out, you know, in 2011, it was huge. It was everywhere. And it was one of those things where, like, you saw in the video, you see a whole bunch of celebrities. And and I was like, really, do you guys really listen to Toby's music? So you pretentious pricks. But but like,

Speaker: I mean, as I as I even said, like, do it, Deborah. Our song was my wife and I song is Who's Your Daddy? It's so weird. That is so weird. And so I know, right. I fucking love that.

Speaker: But it is one of those things is like the first time she got my car, I was I was on my I was on a whole country kick. And I was like, you like country music? And I was like, you know, cranked it up. And that's the first song came on like a weird thing you would say for a boy. You like country music. You like butts next to our street. Give me that man pussy. I can be sad.

Speaker: Fucking Austin. Sorry. We're trying to be serious. Fucking Austin was like... Austin! Come here. What did you say last night? First something that now Toby Keith, somebody... Oh, somebody posted on TikTok that said, first Jimmy Buffett, then Toby Keith, someone keeping an eye on George Strait.

Speaker: Why the fuck would you mention Jimmy Buffett's stupid conversation? Well, okay, okay. I can actually answer that question. Toby Keith did the song with Jimmy Buffett. It's five o 'clock somewhere. Toby Keith. But that's the only... Hold on, hold on, hold on a second, Carter, Carter, hold on a second. Hold on a second. Jeff, I need you to get on Google and Google five o 'clock somewhere, please. Wait, no, that's not...

Speaker: Yeah, I saw what I did there. That's Hall of Jackson. My bad. My bad. There was a video on that I saw on Facebook yesterday of Toby Keith singing, oh shit, I forget what song it was, but he was singing it with Sammy Hagar and they were playing guitar together. Just like at one of Sammy Hagar's houses. It was probably in Cabo because they loved him so fucking much. First and foremost, I asked you to do it.

Speaker: Uh, so that's basically giving you permission to please promote it, do a shameless plug and put it up here so that we can appreciate it. You're like somebody else we know with all these accounts, but you should do that to help other people's engagement. I do agree. Putting Jimmy Buffett with Toby is just.

Speaker: and and didn't give me bump and die like four years ago. I have no idea. You think it's kind of over a parrot head. I I kind of am. I don't I'm not a crazy one, but. I like like three songs. Actually, no, he did he did died last year, September. More of a more of a I'm more of a what's his name from?

Speaker: Dread Island. Yes. Coconut Pete. Yeah, I'm a Coconut Pete fan. Fucking son of a son of a son of a bitch. I wish I knew it off the top of my head or whatever so we could put it in the banners and then I can put it up on the screen. Yeah. I didn't love Jimmy Muffin. Oh, fuck.

Speaker: why I love I love the song cheeseburger in paradise because I think that he really liked Jimmy Buffet just because when like they're big on tropical shit like going to the islands and everything they would always listen to fucking Jimmy Buffett songs every time we went on vacation I'm gonna be driving down to Florida and for three hours straight we'd be listening to fucking Jimmy Buffett sing about I don't know where I'm gonna go when the volcano blows I don't care away yeah somewhere other direction I

Speaker: Okay, we're not talking about Jimmy public. We're talking about Toby Keith right now. Nobody cares. Not even a year, but yeah, but I mean, um, Oh, well, that's why I missed it. No, no. Like I said,

Speaker: Excuse me. And like Mark said, he's like, we knew you would. Yeah. After, after we got done gaming last night and I got to thinking about it, I was like, wow, that was kind of a dickhead movie. No, but, but, but in your defense, and I hate being your defense, but in your defense, your first reaction is why do I want to be that douchebag? Right.

Speaker: Halo. Yeah, that's broken a long time. Yeah, but but I see it. Yeah. No, I get what you're saying is like you didn't want to be the douchebag. That's like, Oh, I'm going to use this to boost my ratings. But what you think about it, we are Toby fans. I've been a little bit for years. That's fine.

Speaker: I remember buying his first album, which was self titled. Yeah. Yep, which I bought on cassette. Yeah. I actually I had actually buy that cassette twice because I wore the first one out. You know, shitty shitty fucking tape decks in the car. Just

Speaker: burn through, man. Right. Or eating or something like that. And then, of course, when CDs came out, you know, I had now I did well, I bought CDs for a while and then I, you know, got a CD burner. And then, of course, me and me and old, what's it called? What's a Napster? Yeah, I made me some CDs and I had a couple of CDs.

Speaker: It's because Jeff and Chris failed, Leggy. We're posting tonight or tomorrow morning. No, Jeff failed. I cannot take the failure because I did not receive a message saying,

Speaker: you know, you have my land, my Zoom number, you have my Snapchat, you can literally call me. Oh my God, Jeff, first and foremost, I said, no, I already do it and you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, you

Speaker: I sent it to you. However, however, I will take, I will take, wait, I will take a little blame because I did send it. I just got actually forgot to hit send. Yeah. I got it ready, but I didn't hit send. So I do. We're going to do a little reverse. I'm just going to be you next week. Okay.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. This is why we're divorcing you two and you're stuck with Jeff from now on, Mark and I get Brian. You get Jeff from the divorce and I get Brian in the divorce. I get to be sure.

Speaker: Carter, I'll see you every other weekend, sport. Yeah, there you go. It's not your fault. Carter, it's not your fault. You're not to blame. We just want you to know. It's your mom's fault, Jeff. It's my only fight when I'm around. RRP, why didn't you take someone else? Yeah, why didn't we take somebody like, I don't know, Cardi B? Reba McIntyre.

Speaker: Shut your fucking room now. You know what, Jeff? Actually, I'm giving the ball brain all right. You can have it. Yeah, you know what? He's yours. Just do what the Eskimos do. Put him on a fucking igloo and shove. Apparently, I killed him as a father. Actually, there was another death. It's got a very low report rate, but Dr. Dradle,

Speaker: Ben Shapiro says he will never rap again. I saw that today. I lost it. I was like, they called him Dr. Dreidel. I love it. So the starting five, I'm hoping to get it up tomorrow. We're going to run it through the next Wednesday instead of Saturday or this Saturday. When I post it, I'll tag everybody I can on social media. You, Jeff, Connor, Leggy, Tony, Mike,

Speaker: I'll tag you guys so you can share it out. All I ask is if you do share it out, please tag me. That way I can also keep track of numbers, you know, from where you guys share it. Um, you know, some people like to say, I have 415 votes. Really? Where? Well, I mean, I took it down because right next to Biden's votes. See, look,

Speaker: For fuck sakes, Jeff. Yeah. You said the actual night you typed it out. Yep. And I did, but I just hit forgot to hit send. What are you going to do? You know what? Sometimes we're just like, am I going to get it up today?

Speaker: Maybe, I hope, or am I getting it? Sometimes he has spinal cord issues and it just doesn't come up at all. You silly sausage. You got cord issues, all right, Carl? Yeah, you do. Listen, Ramrod, I don't need to hear from you.

Speaker: No, but I do. You know, you know, the the two main characters from Tacoma, F .D., the Farva and the the little guy. I can't remember his name. No, the guy the guy that in Super Troopers, he's wearing the metal cup. Yeah. They have a podcast and they talk about their their them going back and forth. Oh, so I'll have you. Get him on air. Not too long ago.

Speaker: start watching Tacoma FD. It's funny, isn't it? I like it. It's dude, it's sophomorical. It's so sophomorical. Yeah. What is it on? Uh, that's a good question. I don't know. I watched, I watched it on, I watched it on a website that I get movies. I think it's on Netflix. Okay. But, uh, do you get to the point where Lucy gets punched in the throat?

Speaker: No, I'm only, Oh my God. You're going to lose your mind. I'm like, I'm like one or two episodes past. How funny is the Hawaiian guy? The Hawaiian guy. He is literally, he is me on this show.

Speaker: He's just, and the dumb guy that's also a stripper that cracks me up. He's such a fucking idiot. No, it is, but Amy who, I was gonna ask you to suggest that self -titled debut album from Toby Keith. Yeah. He had three hits off of that fucking song. Yeah. So should have been a cowboy was on there.

Speaker: Well, I actually I have Toby songs up here. Yeah. Which I wish I didn't know now. Ain't worth missing. Let me bring up the album itself. Those were all three hits. Yeah. Well, I mean, I'm sure there's more but it doesn't. No, that was the three biggest hits off that album. Now, if you were a fan, you there are probably other

Speaker: You know, there was like, mama come quick. I love that song close, but no guitar, uh, some kind of good. He ain't worth missing under the fall. Some kind of good kind of hold on me.

Speaker: which I didn't know now. Oh yeah. You're just reading. Ain't no thing. Valentine. Yeah, I'm reading the album. Stop it. I was just saying like his debut album had three certified hits off of it. That's all I was trying to say. Calm down, you silly sausage. You know, I didn't read every part of the album. I'm saying it had three fucking hits. Well, they also did the 25th anniversary edition of that same album and they added three songs.

Speaker: there's just toss and turn and uh i still call you baby and daddy mac yeah they're just they're bonus tracks yeah but yeah i mean the guy had amazing set list of songs but uh anywho yeah

Speaker: Friday night. It's gonna be a best of Toby Keith. I'm gonna I'm gonna try to do Chris is gonna cry. Probably gonna cry. Thank you. Thank God I play more songs than I actually play more music than I talk. But I will I will do that Friday night. I want to I want to do a proper tribute. I want to do a proper remembrance to talk or you know, I'll share my personal experiences with

Speaker: you know, I won't go into too much stuff, but you know, why? What it means to me and stuff like that. Because at the end of the day, yeah, you had to set songs, but he had a lot of fun songs as well. But yeah, I don't know. No, we're not normal human beings. We're men. We don't cry.

Speaker: We don't tell other men we love each other either. That's gay. That's gay. What is normal? Sorry, terrible, terrible impression. But no, that'll do that Friday night. So we'll all cry together, Chris. It's OK. Can we all hold each other's wieners and cry?

Speaker: that's

Speaker: Hey, you know, speaking of celebrities, we're not going to cry. We're not going to cry shame in front of me, boys. I'll call that sheet right now. I come to show that I'm the I'm the more emotional one and

Speaker: I have cried a few times on the show maybe even tonight He's got me to cry on on your music show when you played should be jake. I was correct when we had Jordan Speaking of celebrities there's another me too out there Me three yeah, apparently I

Speaker: Um, that's why Connor turned his camera. So, so the meat, the new me too, out there, Caitlin Jenner is, is claiming that Bruce Jenner touched her.

Speaker: I hate you, Jeff. What? I actually saw Facebook and I was like, yeah, backs. I'm sure he did. The word has been said. Kick you in your

Speaker: Oh, I need to, uh, I need to, uh, let's, uh, let's, uh, let's take a real quick break. Let's, uh, let's, uh, we compose ourselves. And, um, I want to try to stay somewhat on time tonight. Can't stay on super late. I got, I got, I'm gonna be fucking forklift certified tomorrow, boys. I'm waiting to find someone who cares.

Speaker: That's the whole thing on TikTok. It's like a whole trend. I'm not tracking it. You're also not TikTok famous. We've already saw that he would like that. I guess I would. Yeah, tomorrow is going to be forklifts, boys. Yeah, you are.

Speaker: Anywho, I do want to take a real quick break. We can kind of joke around about that when we come back. I got to compose myself. I got to get back into dick and fart jokes mood. I know, you know, you can't you can't talk about death of somebody that you actually like and then go right back into dick and fart jokes. So you got to, you got to

Speaker: you know, it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's

Speaker: Yeah, it is. I was waiting to hear that. All too familiar sound. That sounds like an M -80, but not an M -80. I'm going to blow my brain now. I'm going to make sure I do it on the show. I agree. Thank you for putting the show first, sir. Hey, you can't tell me you wouldn't put a whole bunch of you.

Speaker: Oh, we would absolutely get a whole bunch of you to expect. Oh, we'd post it. Don't worry, too. Oh, 100 % Cliffs. Cliffs got more brains than Connor at the wall. We Cliffs. Where it says, this time we actually killed Connor. No, we didn't. Connor killed him.

Speaker: You have to say unalive. Yeah, you can't say it. Yeah. What happened? Chris didn't get a joke, so Connor shot himself. That's because Jeremy wasn't here to explain it. Yeah, let's be honest. Hey, yo, wait. Hey, yo, what are you going to bring me?

Speaker: I was watching Facebook the other day and they showed a clip of different people on the Sopranos saying Gaba Ghoul. It literally went on for like eight minutes. We're like, hey, Gaba Ghoul, let's have a little Gaba Ghoul. You don't have a Gaba Ghoul? And I was like, they say Gaba Ghoul a lot. Jesus.

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Speaker: chain smokers and boozers and we got yuppies we got bikers and we got thirsty hitchhikers and the girls next door dress up like movie stars I love this bar

Speaker: We got cowboys, we got truckers Broken -hearted booms and suckers We got hustlers, we got fighters Early birds and all -nighters And the veterans talk about their battle scars

Speaker: Just walking through the front door Puts a big smile on my face It ain't too far Come as you are I love this bar I've seen short skirts We got high techs

Speaker: Blue -collared boys and rednecks We got lovers, lots of hookers I've even seen dancing girls and hookers And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar I love this bar

Speaker: around the dinner. I like them moving now and then. But I love this bar. It's my kind of place. Just throwing around the dance floor. There's a big smile on my face. No cover charge.

Speaker: And we've got divorces and a big bouncer man. An old jukebox and a real bad man. We've got waitresses and we've got barbed plows. A dumbass and a wise guy. If you get too drunk, do a sweet ride. He's a chef and good. A dumbass and a wise guy. He's a number 672 wine.

Speaker: I'm not sure if he's falling or not.

Speaker: I love this book.

Speaker: Yes, sir. Well, Toby Keith with I love this bar. Well, extended version, if you will. RIP Toby Keith. Yes. And welcome back to nonsense go nonsense, everybody. Hopefully, you're enjoying the show so far. We are all over the place per the norm.

Speaker: That's what we do. Thanks. Really, I don't know what Liggy is wishing, but her arse is still broken. Yeah. Yeah, welcome back to Not Sensical Biden in the building. Yes. I don't know what the hell he's doing. I mean, he's he's playing with his drill press. He's here, but he's not here.

Speaker: I was going to say just as bad as going on another website or watching a movie. I was going to say, you know what? We could probably change his name again. Robert's here. A .K .A. C. Toasty, A .K .A. nonsensical Biden, A .K .A. Connor D. You were talking about the dimming exercises. It's impossible for her right now because her eyes. Wow.

Speaker: Um, I think Jeff's here. I don't know how to put it together. He's like fucking herpes every time you think he get rid of him and flare back up and he's right back here. He's my little buddy. He's my little buddy. So I'm like, I'm like, I'm like Willy Wonka and he's an unbelievable man. A little too much credit.

Speaker: I'm I'm I am Groot and he is actually that's giving you way too much credit. Never mind. I was going to say it's kind of a badass. Let's be honest. I'm going to say it's kind of a badass. And Groot is kind of a big animal. So I let's just be honest in Spain, shall we, Jeff? You're my Jeff Bridges to my Jim Carrey, dumb and dumber.

Speaker: there you go that's not terrible let's be honest well you know we could we could be be honest we could be Don Johnson and uh

Speaker: the other guy from Miami Vice. No, not the other one. The other. No, uh Don Johnson and and uh uh teach Mary. No, Harley Davis is the Marlboro man. Oh, oh yeah. Yeah, but that's still. I want you guys more like uh Jesus Christ and Judas. He's 100 % going to sell my **** out one day. Like Chris Chris came along, made my life so much better and Jeff's going to come along and **** it all up.

Speaker: Well, I mean, let's be honest. You put the three of us together. We're the three students. Yeah. There you go. Unfortunately, it was a mo who was the leader of the, of the crew. Does that make me curly or Larry? Yeah. Actually, I would be curly because I'm the boldest. Yeah. Who's the boldest? Yeah. I would be bow and be Larry. Cool.

Speaker: But uh, no, he's, Connor's here. Jeff's here. You guys know me. I'm click. The, the intros get like the, the, the introduction. That's his fucking name. Jesus. Yeah. But again, at the end of the day, I'm basically both of them. That's how cool I am. No. What's he saying? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're more like Jack Daniels in that movie.

Speaker: And I'm the little black guy that played Jim Bean. Yeah. Wait, what does he say? Stop squeezing it, Harley. Yeah, not your dick. Yeah, I'm his dick. It's worth it. Again, another movie. It's way before Connor's prime that he's never seen. Actually, Connor, you might like Harley Davidson in the Marvel magic. I'll tell you what.

Speaker: If you don't like it, you're not allowed back on the show. It's that simple. Hey, you're kind of because it is the greatest movie to ever come out in 1991. You know, how far how low was the bar set 91? Because let's be honest, it was a shitty movie, but it was a great movie at the same time. It's it's here's what I do. I'll do it. I'll just never watch it. So I never have to deal with that. It's a great movie. You should definitely check it out. Don Johnson, Mickey Rourke at their finest.

Speaker: Wow, you know, you're not wrong about 91 having shit movies. I mean, don't tell mom your babysitters the days there's that toy soldiers came out backdraft. Backdraft is a good movie. Don't tell mom that that is a great movie. It is. Billhead's focus journey. Oh, no, no, that wasn't. Oh, never mind. That was Adventures of Babysitting. That was 80s. Yeah, that was a hero. When did Harold Kumar come out?

Speaker: like 2000. Nobody cares. It was like 2000. Nobody cares cuz I was a terrible movie. The Last Boy Scout came out in 91. Backdraft was amazing. Last Boy Scout was **** awesome. Okay, do you want to take back what I said? The bar was actually pretty high in 91. Well,

Speaker: That was more or less. City Slickers came out. Doc Hollywood. Davidson and the Marvel Man was a hidden gem. Hook. Hook was terrible. I love Hook. Ralph. Fuck you. Terminator 2 Judgment Day came out in 91. You know what came out with that movie? Guns and Roses, you could be mine. That's right. And then, of course, Silence of the Lambs.

Speaker: Thelma Louise. I take back what I said. The ball is actually pretty high in 91. Harley Davidson and the Marble Man was a hidden choice. Boys in the Hood. That's a hell of a lineup, man. Yeah, 91 was a solid year for movies. Yeah, it was. Boys in the Hood is such a great movie, man. It is.

Speaker: God, that was a good movie. Ricky was going to get out, guys. Carter, you have no idea Ricky was going to get out of the hood. Ricky was going to get out of the hood, man. He was going to go to college. He was going to play football. He was going to make something of his life. And they gunned him down in the alley, bro. Yeah. They gunned him down in the alley. Good. Cooper Jr. and Jr. beat the shit out of that air. Yeah. An ice cube. An ice cube with his Mac -10 was like. Good. I'm glad he fucking died.

Speaker: you watch your **** whore mouth. I can't stand this guy who lets him on their show. Well, you know, Connor's favorite movie was out in 91 as well. The return to the Blue Lagoon. What **** birdcage? No, the return of the Blue Lagoon.

Speaker: You know what? Sometimes I say things without any **** back and then I have to and then I have to eat crow and I'm eating crow. Ninety -one was a solid year for **** movies. Yeah. And you know, but the beauty of Marley, Harley Davidson, the Marlboro Man is you don't have to be into any. Yeah, Backdraft was a great movie. Backdraft is an excellent movie. It was a great movie because I technically

Speaker: You, I'll even give you Kurt Russell. I'll be the Baldwin kid. Steven, wasn't Steven no one. Was it Steven? It was one of the younger Baldwins or Billy. Was it Steven or Billy? I think it was Billy. No, Steven was in Biodome. He was like the weird stoner one, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's Steven. Let's see.

Speaker: Where's the fucking cast? Birdcage, in all honesty, Birdcage was actually a pretty good movie, but I love Robin Williams. Way better than Hook. Yeah, it was Billy. It was Billy Baldwin. Billy Baldwin, yeah. Connor, we'll let Connor be Donald Sutherland in that movie. He started the fire. He was the fire god lover. Fucking De Niro was in that movie. What's that? De Niro's, I can't forget De Niro's in that. Scott Glenn? You know what? There you go, Connor. We'll make you Scott Glenn.

Speaker: I like the one that actually started the fires. I like starting. I don't know why I thought. You said you said fuck. DeNiro, who was starting the fires? No, no. Fuck it. Donald Sutherland. Donald Sutherland.

Speaker: This is how my brain works. My brain instantly went to Sir Anthony Hopkins. Well, not only that, it wasn't Anthony Hopkins. No, it wasn't who was, uh, it was, uh, it was, it was, um, other guy that looks like Anthony Hopkins.

Speaker: No, it wasn't Anthony Hopkins. No, it wasn't Anthony Hopkins. No, it was, it was, no, it was fucking shit. Fucking. Oh my God. You know, that's a remake. Speed is? Yeah. Speed is a remake from a 74 movie. Yeah. Nevermind. I'm an asshole. Dennis Hopper. Dennis Hopper. There you go. Yeah. Jeff Daniels was in that movie.

Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm never going to give you Keanu on that, though. I'm Keanu. I'll let you be Jeff Daniels because you died. Never mind. I was going to say, I don't want to be Keanu. I want to be Sandra Bullock, but never mind. Well, we'll let Connor. Connor could be Glenn Plummer in that movie. He's the black guy that was driving the Jag. Well, sometimes... Or we'll make you Alan Rook.

Speaker: We'll make you Alan Ruck. Alan Ruck was was he was from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. He was the guy that didn't want to go out because he was actually sick. Yeah. He said speed as well. Trying to teach him to be macho. This is funny. Yeah. Yeah, those are excellent movies. When did speed come out? So sorry. Square a little bit. What I was trying to do was reintroduce the show.

Speaker: A half hour later, uh, welcome to non -surgical nonsense. Uh, he's, he's Larry. That's Curly. I'm Mo. We're the three students. Uh, you can follow us on social media, Facebook, Instagram, X and TikTok. Uh, we do do this show live every Monday, Wednesday and Saturday somewhere between seven and seven 30 Eastern time.

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Speaker: and you're watching this live or you're watching the replay right down at the bottom of the screen, you see that, you see them words. It says bio .lake slash nonsensical nonsense. I said it slow for those listening. You guys can go there. All of our links are there. Not only that, but if you find us on one social media platform, if you look up at the top, that bio link is also there. So all of our links are there not only that, but we also have links to our sponsors.

Speaker: So you can check them out. And if you make a purchase, use promo code words are hard. Also, if you're into music and you like good music, you should probably check out Glick's House of Music every Friday night at 8 p .m. on YouTube and Twitch and X. I do go live on X and on Mixcloud. And that Mixcloud link is there as well. There you go. I'm just saying.

Speaker: shameless plugs. You see, you see that? That's how shameless plug works. So you should shamelessly plug your PayPal so we can put it up on the screen and then we can let other people know so they can support you when you're at Fringe for an entire goddamn month to win a one hour show every fucking night for a month on stage at a really cool fucking restaurant as fuck. I'm just saying, which is bad ass.

Speaker: She's gonna big time us before long. She won't be here coming. After all, she won't be our friend anymore. She's gonna be too famous. I'm too big for these little fuckers. She's gonna be on tour. She's gonna be on tour. There was their little dick and fart jokes. She's gonna come to the stage. She's gonna do a show at the Midland Theater here in Newark and she won't even say anything to me. She's gonna big time me. Who the fuck are you? It's okay. That's all right. That's what happens. Who the fuck are you? Everybody gets too big for us.

Speaker: and they forget about little old nonsensical nonsense. Some guys become influencers and, and, and do their, do their super collapse. Well, you know what time it is boys. It's bedtime. I'll hear, I'll hear, I'll hear a month after the fact. I was in Newark, Ohio. It's a, it's a quaint little town. You got there. Nice. If you don't mind.

Speaker: Oh, you're going to let me know you're there, man. I haven't seen you. But no, it is fucking huge. She'll be there for a month. She does have a baby. I don't know what it is. I'm such a terrible friend and a terrible person. Fuck your coat. But if you guys want to help the border or just get the link and fucking share it out to everybody else, you know, that's huge. We're happy for it. We're proud of her. Do it, Dr. Foster.

Speaker: Look, I can't bloody follow you anywhere else. I followed you from three Facebook pages, Insta, YouTube, Twitch, Twitter. You psychopath stalker. You sound like Jesus. Hashtag stalker alert. Hello. Yeah. Wow.

Speaker: She claims to be our biggest fan, but naturally, she's a goddamn stalker. Well, she does take us to bed all the time. I'm just saying. I mean, it's a give and take, you know? It is. You give a lot and she takes. She'll shout us out. I kid and I joke. Yes.

Speaker: It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard. Hey, Jeffrey. Yeah. Do you think you could get on her bio link and get that PayPal and copy and paste it and put it in our banners, sir? Yeah. Is it shameless plug? Is it in her? Is your bio link in your Insta?

Speaker: Is it a shameless plug and is it, is it, uh, is it not good if a friend snatches that link and puts it on their podcast and then take said link and they put it on their Twitter? What did you want to, what did you, what do you want to buy our link in there? Oh, yeah, I can do that. Yeah. Well, you know what? Teach her. 24 we don't judge.

Speaker: listen. Listen, Linda. Listen, Debra. I'm sick of your **** There you go. Is that right? Is that correct? Well, yeah, I copied and pasted it right off the bio. Well, we also, I'm also realizing the error of my ways and I'm I didn't spell it myself. It's copy and paste. Let's be honest.

Speaker: She's still got our Haps link on here, by the way. Right there, ladies and gentlemen. If you are watching live or you're watching the replay, can you want to jump on that PayPal right there and throw a little support her way? Like I said, she's got a huge month coming up in August. And, you know, I don't know.

Speaker: Apparently if you shamelessly plug your PayPal or cash app or anything like that, it's wrong. However, what if your friends do it for you? I should have asked for advice before I did it. Go inside, Joe. You know what they say, Chris? It's better to beg for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission. I don't do either. I feel like that's not always true. Yeah, that's a terrible phrase, but I also don't do either.

Speaker: Again, like I said, I'd live my life. I'd live my life. I live my life like rip. Isn't it horrible time? No, like ripping Yellowstone. When he says. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, see what you did there. Yeah, jukebox. I feel like I'm reading Harry Fucking Potter when I read her comments. You just read it in a Scottish accent.

Speaker: Is Haps really still there? Yeah, I didn't even check ours. Do we still have Haps on ours? No, no, no, we don't have Haps on ours because we didn't have the bio link until I started the StreamYard. Right. No, but no, she's got a QR code for her Haps.

Speaker: Stir it away. We're doing the Glick, ladies and gentlemen. It's the new hottest dance craze. It's called the Glick. Just stir it. Just stir it. And you can reverse it if you want to get fancy. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm down there, Miss Yell it. Yeah. Move it down, smack it, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. I am a star. Bloody hell, Harry.

Speaker: I feel like I almost need to go check our bio link. Well, it's not our bio link. Like I said, it's it's I think I have the link to my other bio link that has my on it on our on our bio. It's like it's like on our reels or stories or whatever. It's it's literally just her QR code for apps. And I find it's not on our bio link. It's just in our history. No, it's it's our Instagram. Yeah, it's in our highlights. OK. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: I'm just going to leave that PayPal up there all night. How's that sound? Yeah. Branch defined them. Wow. So 1947. Yeah. I'm literally stealing stuff right off her Instagram. So I'm sorry, like I asked you for one thing and you know, I can't give him an inch. I give him an inch and he takes 300. Take a mile. Yeah.

Speaker: 1947, Tony D was like 73 back then. I know. Tony was considered old back then. This is the only one with a cougar. I'm just saying. He's a panther. Yeah. Well, come to forever. He's a panther.

Speaker: Note to self -click, we should really get into the body shop and have your filter checked because I think we're slipping again. There's no filter guard anymore, I'm just saying. What is it? Oh no, actually have Kevin make me a back. I can't really actually say it from a watch, right?

Speaker: That's okay Female a female friend of mine. We've been friends for years Stumble upon my my other Instagram pages she was like I

Speaker: What the hell? What do we have here, Christopher? And I was like, first and foremost, you're not allowed to call me that. Second of all, mind your business. And she was like, oh, I'm minding my business. I was like, yeah, too. So anyways, how about them Dodgers? Yeah.

Speaker: How about them browns? Mind you, this is a friend of mine. Actually, never mind. I won't release that nickname out to the public.

Speaker: You gotta do some digging into the archives of Glick's Facebook to get that nickname out. It's not nothing sexual. It's just a style that I had because I don't fucking care at the end of the day. What got me giggling was the checkout. How about them Dodgers? So when I was in like sixth grade,

Speaker: we had a hundred come from anonymous donor anonymous donor wait chris chris don't mind me i'm just just doing a podcast nothing to see what is what is uh what is the uh

Speaker: the exchange rate. Yeah. There we go. Thanks Jeff. What is the exchange rates all day? So, so in the, in the U S dollar, $2. So like if I donated like 10 bucks, is that like a thousand pounds? Uh, so more like eight, one pound is the UK is basically a dollar 20. So every pound is a dollar 20. Eight was a pretty good. Okay.

Speaker: This is what, 890, 870, 880? Yeah, well, I actually have a converter up here, so for instance. Yeah, you're pretty spot on. Much like Canada, the UK is basically a third world country. Oh my God! Did you hear the king has fucking butthole cancer? I saw that! Dude, you've waited your whole life. Nobody picked us! You waited the whole life to be the king. You waited for that woman to die for like 300 years and then you get butthole cancer? Yeah.

Speaker: As soon as you become king. So that $185, uh, is $228 and 62 cents. Okay. So 185 pounds. What's a hundred pounds? A hundred, a hundred pounds. Yeah. How many, what is that in American dollar? Like how many American dollars? $123 and 58 cents. So I would have to pay $123 just for her to get a hundred pounds. Pretty much.

Speaker: Man, I wish I'd have known my conversion rates before I donated a hundred dollars. No, that's what you get. I'm just kidding. No, but I have the same problem in reverse. So when you, when you look at Mexican pesos, that's why a dollar is worth less than the UK. Technically.

Speaker: Well, here's the thing exchange rates change daily Exchange rates change daily now. It's usually not super dramatic It's usually by like a couple of pennies or or whatever But I am not taking it was an anonymous donor who do how do you know?

Speaker: an animal

Speaker: a hundred pounds and my first thoughts was She can't even lift a hundred pounds. Why would we send her a hundred pounds? Two weeks ago So so there's an ad and leggy you've probably seen it there's a there was an ad on tick tock where this guy's talking about this it's a it's a mat for your bathtub and

Speaker: And the ad goes for only a hundred pounds. And it literally, the way it said, the guy reacting to the ad was like, I literally thought this thing weighed 200 pounds because it said for 200 pounds, it was like, why would I put 200 pounds of dead weight? And apparently it cost 200 pounds. It was how I get in the shower. I put 300 pounds of dead weight in the shower. Right. But, but on top of that, another 200 pounds, I was like, whoa.

Speaker: Well, I'm 300 pounds. I get in the shower. And if it wasn't for the fucking wall, I would just be a sup pile of shit because I get in the shower and I'm just leaning on the wall. And it's not because I'm drunk. It's because my body and the hot water feels good. OK, fucking drunk, you stupid pricks. I get I get buzz two nights a week and I get drunk one night a week. Assholes. So here's the one thing. So you said you're 300 pounds.

Speaker: I am 300 pounds. That's what I want. Wait, wait, you put it in leggy speak. That's 21 stone leggy. Oh, I like 21 stones over 300 pounds. Right. Right. So, so in, in, how much you weigh?

Speaker: Who, me? Yeah, I weigh 21 stones. No, if somebody asks me how much I weigh, that's what I'm saying. 21 stones. That makes you sound like, she says, yeah, that's heavy. No, but to an American, to an American, we're like, wow, your fucking light is a feather, motherfucker. Not only does it sound like I'm not as big as I am, but also at the end of the day, it also sounds pretty bad ass. Like, how much you weighing in, big boy? 21 stones. Well, like, right, myself, I'm only 11 stones.

Speaker: And that's on a bad day. I'd actually say you're basically a pebble. I'm a goddamn bull. I'm actually closer to 10 stone in these days. That's 151 pounds, by the way. I don't care what it is. You're a pebble. I'm a boulder. 21 stones equal a boulder.

Speaker: You know, I can do the math on that. You know what? That's not, and how tall are you again? She's, she's much like me. She's six foot 14 inches. Oh, okay. Yeah. You know, she's not, that sounds very proportionate. Fool.

Speaker: Well, that's what she has. She she's she's built like me. She's built like a gorilla. Right. Right. Yeah, exactly. Like actually she's reverse. She's reverse. You're a gorilla. She's like a giraffe. She's like a giraffe. She's a giraffe without the neck. Yeah. I'm a gorilla. I'm just curious. She's mentioned her bra size on here. I'm wondering how much of the stuff is brawl is boob. I'm just my

Speaker: Connor brain turned on there. No, but like Chris ways and keywords like Joe wants to know how much the movies way, but I want to know how much the nipples way with enjoying nipples. There's nothing wrong with it. You know, Chris, to really make you feel good,

Speaker: You're only 0 .15 ton. You're pissing too loud, boy. Yeah, you're pissing right in the side of the bowl. You got to aim for the side of the bowl. You know, I can make Chris feel really bad. He's a trillion milligrams. He's 136 kilos. Let's check this out. You want to talk about a trio walking into like a bar or a pub?

Speaker: Cause Nikki's five nine. Right. Could you imagine if I walked into like a pub or a bar here in the States and with those two like beside me, I'm like walking in with these two Amazonian warriors, warrior princess. I'm glad you said it, not me. I'm just saying.

Speaker: My big ass walk, my big sass watch as walking into a bar or a pub and then on either side, I like these three giants come from Chris. You know, you are 136 ,000 grams. Yeah. Damn right. I am.

Speaker: Yeah, that's a lot of grams. 36 ,000 grams of 60. Like I said, if you ever want to sound and make yourself sound really thin or lightweight, I'm point, you're point 15 tons. Hey, I'm 30 inches. What's that in centimeters? I can do that. It's way more. It's way more.

Speaker: link. Look at these bodyguards. You're damn right. I walk into a bar. I got two Amazon women beside me like, what's up, bitches? Who wants to fuck with me? So, you're technically 7 .62 centimeters. I'm going with that 7 .6. We're gonna round it up to eight.

Speaker: better yet do a micro meter for 76 ,200 micrometers. I'll bet your penis clicks 76 ,000 micro meters. You can't use that because it's micro me. And then when you know, the question is ever arise, they like how big is your your banker? You know what?

Speaker: Chris 14 centimeters average. This this one's actually sounds really good. You said you're three inches. That's a quarter of a foot. I'm a quarter sounds so you could do basic math is gonna figure that out. Like, wait a minute, dude. Yes, but but once again, we live in a world of fucking morons that can't math. So

Speaker: I'm gonna stick with the centimeters. I'm gonna round it up to eight. Some, you know, the questions, not that this is a question that I get on a regular basis, you know? It sounds like people are quite, like, it's not like strangers are walking up to, hey, Glick, how big's your pecker? Eight. Eight. What was that? Eight.

Speaker: Wait, what? You heard me. Eight. A solid eight, you sons of bitches. It's way above average. Stop fucking with me. Actually, that would make average 14 centimeters. Shut your mouth, Connor. I'm just saying. Shut up, Connor. A quarter foot sounds really big. No, it doesn't. Not if you can do simple math in your head. Right. But once again. What percent of a meter is it?

Speaker: I was actually looking up that and it's saying so a meter it's 0 .07. Yeah, I don't have matters done. That makes it sound worse than what my situation already is. Yeah, you're a centimeter. Do you know what they say? For every 10 pounds you lose, you gain a half an inch. Yeah, if that was true. Fucking Glick would be 90 pounds tomorrow.

Speaker: I'm just saying you're you're point full canonical miles. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I look like Matthew McConaughey. But I got a huge fucking hammer. Speaking of hammers. So Chris Helmswood is in trouble with his wife. Jeff. Not a joke. Not a joke. Swear to God. Not a joke. She has forbidden him to bring home more Thor hammers.

Speaker: Oh, I'll smash her. That's what I said. Jeff, there's your answer. Two stones per you go combined or combined. Now I'm on. I've been I've been. Yeah, you've been. That sounds. Damn it. Now I'm sharing a brain with these two idiots. It's so hard.

Speaker: I try so hard and so hard. Holy shit. Well, in the end. Chris, do you want to guess how much two stone weighs? I'm going to twenty eight pounds. Well, just because you're doing the conversion as well, it is twenty eight pounds. That's that's a lot of boom. Is it? It is exactly twenty eight pounds.

Speaker: That's a lot of boob. That's a lot of boob. I'm just saying, I have to be very careful when I give Leggy a hello hug so I don't die. Because if she turns too fast, she's gonna break my neck. Hang on, hang on. I gotta look this up. What? I literally have a go - Of the weight? So - Don't point the mask. Don't say boob is nipple. Did you guys hear Toby Keith die?

Speaker: What percentage of the boob is nipple? Did you guys hear that the same percentage of that using pie? It's approximately 39 years and the Kansas City Chiefs will be playing in the Super Bowl. No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. This is an important question. When measuring the nipple, do you measure by dividing by pie or multiplying by pie?

Speaker: I don't know if there's a measurement for that lady. If the boobs weigh 28 pounds, each nipple weighs approximately half a pound.

Speaker: So Super Bowl is happening this weekend. There's actually a measurement. There's actually. San Francisco 49ers will be going against first year rookie Taylor. So it's 3700 grams. Oh my God. Stop. Hold on. This is interesting.

Speaker: It sounds like so much. It is. It's actually a half a pound. If you get nipples that are a pound, I mean nipples come in a pair. I mean, if we're half a pound a each, that's a pound. Yeah, but

Speaker: That's like four quarter pounders. Yeah. Well, yeah. According to this website, each one of her boobs weighs 264 grams. Mercy. Wait a minute. This did a, wait, this did a, it's 3 ,700 grams.

Speaker: which was eight pounds no fucking way there's no shot there's no shot that's not real that's not real eight pounds of what i got there were 28 pounds that's like that's 14 pounds apiece

Speaker: I, well, we were judging by, by, she said they were X amount of stones, but according to this website, how much does your boobs weigh? And it says Jacob's, which is what she said she has are 33 ,700 grams on the converter. 3 ,700 grams is eight pounds.

Speaker: That's, that's a lot of poop. I lump it all into one, one equation, areola nipple. It's all the nipple. I was going to say it's all one thing, you know, it's a region. Since we're talking about it and I might as well ask the question because I've always been curious about it. I'd like to know what other guys think. Yeah. Small areola fan or a big areola fan. Oh, excellent. Small to medium. Yeah, I agree.

Speaker: Oh, the bigger, the better. I like a big old pancake silver dollar. Well, here's my thought. I look at it as a steak. Medium rare. Yeah. Wait a minute. Hold on. So what's sweet? Hold on a second. Medium medium to me. No, no. Medium too small. Where where where burnt to a crisp is your giant, you know, man. I mean, I'm going to go well to burn to a crisp.

Speaker: I love a big. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. You know, when you got the bigger, I mean, we all know I'm a big boob guy. I love baby.

Speaker: I've never been a big boob guy. Yeah. I've never been a big boob guy. You're the best of the world. I was never an ass guy until a year and some change ago. Hey, I tell you. I like this. Uh yeah. It's all about. I used to be the guy where it was bigger than my steering wheel. I didn't want it. Now, I'm like, I want the whole truck, baby. I like the big dumb truck. Yeah, amen.

Speaker: I want to see that wagon you're dragging. I'm just playing. I've always been a big fan of huge mama milkers. I've never been that guy. I've always had the thought when it comes to boobs, I've always been, if it's more than a handful, it's waste. I blame these two assholes. I tried. I really tried. And you know, eventually if you can't beat them, you got to join them.

Speaker: It's more than a handful than it's perfect. If it's less than well, you know, you make those be honest. I think he's got the Jews. Well, well, well, you also have different size hands than me, sir. She's Atkins. She's Atkins once said that honky tonk, but don't get down. You know, there's like nine different versions of that fucking song, too.

Speaker: Yes. And if she's, yeah, I mean, you know, much like, like you said, they're, they're like the problem is it hurts your back. Yeah. I'll hold them for you. You know, I'll give it back. Yeah. Yeah. I'll say it's hard to lie. No matter what a guy likes. I'm super sized. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm very opinionated, which no guy likes.

Speaker: yeah personality large grain small sorry there's that filter i'm just i don't think woman should be seen not heard i'm just thinking that the other day i thought she was gonna stab me when we were driving in the car

Speaker: and i've physically seen her with you for my knife and i was just motherfucker did you just say that i was teasing her but i see her look for my knife it was like yeah they got stolen from my car to remember see hos knows where it's at yeah i kid you not i dated a woman once this is before i met my wife i dated a woman once that

Speaker: 24 -7, no matter what, her nipples stuck out like doorknobs. Like they were, they were like constant. I mean, other than the fact that like you reminds me constantly, I had no idea she was a woman. I do enjoy her. I, you know, I have friends with her because, you know, she can carry a conversation and she, she has the same childlike mentality as we do.

Speaker: she's like one of the dudes yeah also she's like i taste way 28 pounds oh wow you are a woman i totally forgot totally forgot oh shit that's right why does he know so much about why does he know so much about oh that's right it's a woman my bad wait that's where the clitoris is wait are you a woman and

Speaker: she draw you a map, Connor? I saw a, you know, Far Side. I saw a Far Side gang cartoon today and it's a woman reading a magazine. She's like, huh? They said that there's something new here about the clitoris. And the guy sitting in the chair going, the fuck is a clitoris?

Speaker: I was like, have you seen the video of the kid who's like, it's like two inches long. And he's like, this is a big french fry. And the dad's like, oh my God, that's enormous. And the mom's like, what are you talking about? That's a tiny french fry. And the grandfather goes, hey, you be nice. That's a beautiful french fry. That thing's cute. I think all the guys in the family are chipping in. Like, yeah, that's a good french fry. Chris, you got to see this. Come here. Do I have to see it?

Speaker: Oh, is that his? He's got he's got he's got covers for his shoes and he's got the arms. He's got it all, dude. Hell yeah, man. There's cardboard, man. That's awesome. And do the mouth. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: He's got it all. He's got it all put together with fucking drywall screws. Tell me he's not my son. Yeah. But like I said, I have to come fix my garage. Yeah. No shit. But literally, you got drywall screws sticking out of everyone else. The other night, he was literally in there last week. He was literally in there grinding them while we were doing this show. Yeah. Yeah. He did an awesome job, man. Five nights at Freddy's.

Speaker: That's kind of a little bit creepy. I'm not going to lie. Dude, the first time he opened the door and he's like, dad, look at this. I was like, what the fuck? I was punching him in the face. I was like, Jesus Christ. No, you didn't tell him. I said he did a good job. Good job. He says he did a good job, buddy. He's got, he's even got the whole crotch plate and everything. He's building a full costume and a toe. I don't watch this podcast, but I've seen clips of Kiltona.

Speaker: dude, I love, I love, I love watching. I love watching our kids like, you know, cash is big into wrestling right now. You know, so he's, yeah, you told me the story about him having the wrestling match on the ceiling fan and I was like, I would've never thought that she does a ceiling fan man. She does all this like, and then, and then we were like, Nikki and I were sitting there watching TV one night and it, the only thing on the second floor is the girls' bedroom. The girls have a huge bedroom upstairs.

Speaker: that's the only thing on the second floor and and you kept and and we were sitting there. We're watching TV and you can hear from the stairs.

Speaker: and we both looked over and he's got all he's got all his Hot Wheels and like his monster trucks and then he stacked up like we had a few boxes like a few empty beer boxes and Pepsi and Mountain Dew boxes. So, figures there was empty bird boxes and there was like pizza boxes and stuff and he set them all up and he was playing like Hot Wheels Monster Truck Ski Ball on the

Speaker: It is a world and you know, it's like, you know what? It's, I actually saw something today. It was a video and it was a guy he, he, his son was five and it said the first part of the video and it went on for like five minutes. So it like took forever to finish it, but it shows this kid running around having a blast.

Speaker: run around the stores at the bottom of the whole thing says before iPad. Then after, you know, halfway through the videos, which is over to after iPad, and it's literally just kids in there. Yeah. And it's like, you know, there's a reason why I told Kevin, I said, you want a phone? Get a job and buy your own because I'm not going to buy one. A, because you'll probably lose the bucket thing.

Speaker: Well, yeah, but, but all phones, but of course, but your kids go places by themselves. Well, so yeah. So like cash will go out in the neighborhood like today. So he was going out to play. And so we, so we have, well, there's essentially two complexes on the same property. We have where we live, which are like the condos and townhomes and what

Speaker: And then the backside of the property are just apartments and, and, and like all of ours, all right, look, I'm just, I know this is going to get twisted and turned into something that is really not, but the condos and townhomes have white siding on them. Okay. The, the apartments are brick buildings. Okay. So cash is like, can I go over to the Brown apartments? He's got a bunch of friends that live over there. Brown apartments.

Speaker: townhomes, townhomes and condos, the bigger, nicer ones are white. So anyways, so Nikki was like, well, you should take your phone because I'm cooking dinner, blah, blah, blah. Right. Cash is like, all right. So he signs it in his back pocket. And I was like, you have to have to make sure you pay attention to it.

Speaker: And then Austin was like, Austin was like, we'll put it in your waistband. He was like, Oh, just put it in my front pocket. You know, so I put his phone and he's got a bigger phone. You know, all phones are huge these days. So he slides in his front pocket, right? That way, because we got, we, like, we, we got him as he has an actual, he had, he's had the phone, but it only worked on wifi. So we got him a SIM card. So his phone actually, the only people he has programmed into his phone is me, Nikki.

Speaker: the girls, his mom, and his stepdad, you know, as far as phone, you know, like actual phone numbers. I don't think he knows how to use the actual phone part. So we're sitting here and I'm eating dinner and we're watching TV or whatever. And he calls me on Snapchat. He video chats me on Snapchat. And I answer, I was like, hey, what's going on, buddy? Everything okay? He was like, yeah.

Speaker: Uh, so I just want to let you know, uh, me and my friends are at the river and I'm like, no fucking river. I was like, dude, the river is like four miles or five miles away from here. He's like, not, not the river. He's at the creek. At the back of the, at the back of the property is the bike trail, but there's a crick that it's the bike path and the property.

Speaker: He's like, we're at the creek. I was like, okay, cool. There's a condo back there or whatever you want to call it. And the family has three boys and it's like the three boys he always plays with. And their back door or whatever opens up to where the creek bed is. And I was like, okay, stay out of the fucking water because my thing is,

Speaker: He likes to get in the water. They all do. He's not going to remember that his phone is in his pocket and he's going to get in the fucking water. Yeah. So, but I'm like, all right, cool. So, you know, he has a phone, the girls have phones, but he's getting to that age as a boy. And I think like you have a son and, you know, we have boys, all of us have boys once and we were all young boys at one point in time. You reach a certain age where you start to,

Speaker: expand. Search things on the internet. No, no, no, no, no, no. You expand. That's what mines are doing. Outside in your, okay, first and foremost, Cash is still very innocent. He's still, you know, I'm trying to keep it. Enjoy it while you can. So, when he's outside, he likes to push the boundaries of how far he can go. Oh, yes, yes, yes. So, we all do.

Speaker: So if you come out of our complex and it's not very far, but if you come out of the complex and I don't know, you go to football fields, there's a church, right? Well, the church has a big basketball court and a playground and everything like that. The boys all like to go down there and play basketball. It's a little bit far from my comfort, but I've started to let him

Speaker: as long as he's with his friends and there's a couple. Right. Not by yourself. Right. Couple of his brothers and and and I'm like, alright, there's now he has his phone. So, yeah, the last thing on this kid is watching YouTube like I bought him a brand new **** 32 inch television for his bedroom and he still watches YouTube like there's a new. That's the crazy thing for me. I cannot watch YouTube on my phone. I can but I refuse.

Speaker: But but but there's there's some new movie a cash cash. I refuse to watch YouTube on my phone because I have it on every TV. So, you know, there's a new movie on Disney Plus. What's that movie you watch on Disney Plus? But John Carter, John Carter. Excellent movie. That's right. You'll hate it. You'll hate it, Chris. So so you'll hate it, Chris.

Speaker: It's too sci -fi fantasy for you. So, so I picked him up the other day after school from their mom and his phone was dead and he was like, you got charged. I'm like, yeah, you know, whatever, you know, and she's like, there's a new movie. He wants to watch his on Disney. I was like, Oh, well you can watch it when you get home. If you want, you can watch others. I bought this kid a 32 inch TV. Now, mind you. Yeah. It was Monday night. So I'm back here doing the show.

Speaker: Buddy's in bed. Nicky and Austin were out running around. He's got the 75 inch TV all to himself. And he's watching his damn John Carter show on his or movie on his phone. Did you, did you finish it? Cash? Did you finish it? John Carter. Oh, are you not? Have you finished it yet?

Speaker: What'd you think I think I think he'll like it. I don't think you'll like it Yes, I seen the 47 videos you sent me I don't know. I was we got him. Leave me alone. Yeah

Speaker: Remember to look I wait I might want to if he doesn't call me shit. I'm gonna shock No shut up boss Well, I actually had to block some apps on my phone So now like certain apps when you open you have to have a wish because

Speaker: He handed me back my phone one day. And as always, I don't think the kid knows how to, you know, how when you, when you on an Android, you open an app and then you can drop and see what apps you got open. You swipe them away where they'll close. I open and every time he hands me the phone, he's got like 40 fucking apps open. Oh yeah. And so the first thing I do when he hands me the phone is go through and be like, okay, yeah, okay. But I can also see what he's been looking at. Well, he had some apps open and I was like,

Speaker: Yeah, we're gonna block that Yeah, no cash cash when he win, which is very rare baby What Come here I Don't care come here. Yeah, I don't care No cash knows he knows where all my games are

Speaker: So when he is on, on rare occasion, he's on my phone. It's all he's doing or he's on YouTube. Yeah. Well, Kevin watches YouTube shorts. Uh, Michelle, they're both on YouTube shorts all the time and walk past me again and not pay the toll. I thought she came in with her handout, giving you the verb.

Speaker: because she was like this. She was like this as she walked in. But from my angle, it looked like she was like this. What? I was like, damn, come in all aggressive there. I see. She tweaked her neck yesterday. She doesn't know what she did. And I received night daughter. Love you. I'm matching your enthusiasm. Oh,

Speaker: Not even 10 o 'clock. How can, how tired can she be? Why? I haven't slept in like 15 years. Fucking smoking. How old are you? Why are you having sleeping troubles? No shit. I can't. I guess she stays on her phone all night with, I don't feel good and I can't breathe and it's hard to sleep. I'm sick. You know what they say.

Speaker: have medicine like assholes. Just take a whole bunch of night. Well, I can still be an ass to you. So what you do is you grab the Michael bottle and you talk as much as you can before you taste it. And that's when you stop. That's the cut off. And she stays up all night. Oh, yes.

Speaker: with all these stupid little boys in Snapchat, or she's video chatting with 14 different boys at night, and that's why she stays up all goddamn night. Yeah, that'll do it. Can you imagine if we were 18 and had the access the kids have now, as bad as, well, as bad as I was? Holy shit. At one time I was dating like five girls in the same high school,

Speaker: Yeah. I, yeah. If I had a cell phone when I was 18 and had the same access, I would use it as it would have been like, just like it was because when I was 18, I was drunk a hundred percent of the dime 24. You just have the differences. We would have more proof of the stupid shit we did.

Speaker: Well, yeah. I mean, you, I mean, if you guys only knew how many times I came to came to school our senior year, absolutely fucking hammered. Oh, he can smell it. It was pretty much drunk daily. No, I have to mention the fact that, you know, because, because Teddy didn't care if we smoked and I was like, Oh, I'm going out for a smoke. And I was actually going to my truck and shotgun shotgun and three or four beers and then going to smoke a cigarette.

Speaker: You know, you know, the whole, I don't care if we smoke thing only lasted for a short time because I literally, I'd be like, yeah, I'm going to go have a smoke because, and he was like, no, you're not like, oh, he's like, didn't you just come back? I'm like, well, yeah. I'd rather go smoke than listen to your dump. You abused it and be, it was you.

Speaker: No, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go grab a smoke. I was go hitting on some Costics while smoking. I'm gonna I'm gonna go grab a smoke was code for me to go shotgun a couple beers and then and then smoke a cigarette just to cover up the beer on my breath. Yeah. Well, Casey Casey really killed the smoking thing because he was smoking a week. Yeah, while there was that.

Speaker: Or it was like I go out to my truck and take a couple of shots and come back and I'm smoking a cigarette because that was the only thing strong enough to hide fucking alcohol and liquor on your breath. Yeah, liquor. I hardly know her. Amen. Yeah, that's that's going to be I was very I was very I was very fond of finger fucking Sally. Yeah, you wouldn't understand your way too young, Connor. Oh, Susie Rottencrotch.

Speaker: You don't, you don't know, you don't know David Allen Co, let alone his x -rated stuff. You're right. That ain't country. I'm happily young. I might be crippled. That ain't country. Working like in the. Oh my God. Every, okay. So, so on Spotify, they have that version, but they don't have the dirty version and it's a different, it's not the original. It's working like a dog.

Speaker: Yeah, it says working like a dog, but it's also the lyrics are different than the original song. But on YouTube, the original dirty version is there. So every time it comes up on my Spotify, you know, as I'm listening to stuff random, I stop, go on YouTube and crank it the fuck up. And then everybody looks at me funny as I sing along at the top of my lungs.

Speaker: Yeah. We're also talking about a guy that one of the clubs that not only did I frequent, but I worked at was there like six times a year and he would sing certain songs and he'd be like, do you want the album version or do you want the live version? Always the live. Well, the fuck is time I'm filled with engagement and I don't, I don't, what did you do? I don't know. That's a good question. Stop liking the videos.

Speaker: Yeah, stop, stop liking the little videos. Yeah, that, you know, so I said, I sent you that roller coaster video. Now I have like 50 new ones in my fucking feed all the time.

Speaker: I mean, well, have you looked at any jewelry or anything like that recently? That'll do it. And it's also Valentine's Day is coming up, which means it's flooding all single women. Please say, yes, you, you married me. Yeah. You know what? If you're going to ask somebody married to do it on Valentine's Day, you should, of course, she should say yes. But you as a man should be punched in the face by every other dude in the room.

Speaker: I agree. If you do it on Christmas, Valentine's Day. Or at a lake on a dog. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, who

Speaker: That is I'm sorry. I don't care who you are. That's trashy. That's fucking that's When Nicki and I are celebrating our wedding if somebody drops the one knee guess who's fucking running in and kicking them Oh, I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm proposing to Connor you goddamn, right? You're coming little man. Yeah I am I would propose to Connor right then and there well

Speaker: I'm used to be on the phone. I got to pee. No attention. I said the same thing. Here I am. There you go. It's really going to happen this time. We're really getting ready. And it will 100 % be the last time for both of us.

Speaker: It's really going to happen this time. I don't know. I still, I still have, I have over under out. Are we really getting married? The over under bet. It's only 50 bucks boys. I'm just saying. Are we really getting married? She said yes. I'm just saying the over under. I got the over under 50 bucks. I'll put 50.

Speaker: Six weeks. Jesus. Is that the guy you married? Or was that just an ex -boyfriend? Six weeks. I don't even I can't even spell your name after six weeks. She said I thought it was a drunk and I laughed at him. That's right. Oh, you married. You married.

Speaker: Yeah, that's on you, if you actually married him. I'm sorry, but that's on you. Hey, Nikki and I... Eventually married him. So she didn't say yes that time. We had only been dating for three months. Well, that sounds like Chris. He was saying Nikki for like a week.

Speaker: last one i put almost three years into that into that relationship yeah how that work out for you sir oh that's right customers ten years yeah once again if you propose on a holiday the only time it's acceptable to propose on a holiday is if it's april fool's day

Speaker: Cause it'd be funny because she's not a hundred percent sure if you're getting or not. So, you know, that's a good way to get broke up. That's a win. But other than that, on a holiday, you're an asshole. Will you marry me April Fools? Their birthday. Also you're an asshole and a douchebag at a wedding, you're a douche.

Speaker: Are you really an asshole if you propose on their birthday? On their birthday? That's just an easy way to get out of having to remember another date. Is it, though? I don't remember the day I fucking asked my wife to marry me. Fuck that shit. I don't remember the actual number of what day it was. Baby. But I remember the actual thing happening. Do you have to propose to somebody on their birthday? No.

Speaker: Yeah, but you guys are. We have it. I know it is, but Jeff's an asshole. Jeff, you silly sausage. What'd you say? She said no, proposing on the birthday is not and there's not a douche move. That's not a douche move. Valentine's Day, Christmas, and it's somebody else's wedding. One hundred percent douche move. Any holiday. And actually, you're telling me that if you get Patrick's Day, OK, I'm OK with. Yeah, no, not Halloween.

Speaker: These assholes are getting married on Halloween. That doesn't count. We're not getting married on Halloween. You fucking cum stain. Oh, I'm sorry. Your life is Halloween. So, you know, my life is Halloween. Our life is. No, we're actually getting married. Yeah. Go ahead. Finish that sentence. Quick, quick. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. She's coming behind you somewhere with a give or take two days for my birthday.

Speaker: Yeah, but, but like, however, we are getting married in New Orleans. Uh, we are coming home and having the reception, the party, Connero Conner will get to invite. Hopefully Conner will be there. Conner and his name, uh, what's that? Just tell me when. Yep. It'll be a Halloween themed party costume party. Uh, the 26th of October this year.

Speaker: Oh, my God, I'm I'm going to dress up as fucking Bigfoot and be like, yes. And you watch our first 16th of August, we got married 16th of August, six years later. So the anniversary was always anniversary. Nice. She's coming. Oh, my. Did you get divorced on the 16th of August to close the loop?

Speaker: every year. Happy Divorce Day. Happy first day. Happy Happy wedding. Happy Divorce. Happy Freedom Day. Because he's the first celebrity who hasn't given him a signing order. Kevin is all obsessed with Big Bang Theory right now. He's watching it all for the first time.

Speaker: So he had to tell me his theory on why Professor Proton is Sheldon's Obi -Wan. Me too. I don't even know what the point of the document is. Me too. However, short break. I digress. However, I don't think birthday's a bad time to propose. I don't know.

Speaker: especially when you're on vacation and you paid for the vacation. Oh, that's right. Cause you did it on her birthday. Didn't you? Well, yeah, no, it was actually weekend. Yeah. No, no, it was her. I did it like somebody love you. Yeah. It was, it was on your birthday, right? It was like midnight. Yeah.

Speaker: I tried to do it. So so we went to go see fireworks. She got to meet my my baby sister, which is my favorite sister. Deal with it. Your hookers.

Speaker: My baby sister's my favorite and my nieces are my favorite out of all my nieces and nephews. Deal with it, you're assholes. I love those girls. And she got to meet her for the first time when we went to watch fireworks. So what I wanted to do and everybody there knew it except for her.

Speaker: I wanted to do it during the grand finale because where we went to go see fireworks and Lancaster has like one of the best grand finales in Ohio. The grand finale is like a half hour long dude. So I was trying to get her issues and I was trying to get her attention. I was trying to get her to come and stand beside me and Austin had my phone. My sister was ready to record my sister's whatever he is. I don't know. He's basically my brother in law. They're like,

Speaker: a couple but they're not a couple. They're okay. So it's like it's a marriage by living together for more than forever. They got a kid together. He's raised her other daughter, you know, blah, blah, blah. Like everybody knew and I got the ring in my pocket. So I was like, fucking, I'll do it. I'm going to get back to the cabin. And it was like at midnight,

Speaker: on her birthday and there was a Loch Ness monster that was out there trying to eat us apparently. And I was like, would you, I'm trying to be romantic and get a picture of us in the moonlight. And she's worried about the lake monster because I was like, I'm going to deal down on this fucking dock and I'm going to fall into the fucking lake. Honestly, I was hoping for it because it would have been so much funnier. No, there did you see there was this guy, he was, he, uh, about six months,

Speaker: Prior to him proposing, he started a secondary Instagram, got it built up, and she had no idea. And like if she fell asleep on the couch, he would take a selfie with her while she's sleeping, holding the engagement ring every day for six months.

Speaker: he would take like she'd be washing dishes and he'd be standing behind her with the engagement ring and stake his selfie. She had no idea. Christian Bale movie, American Psycho. Yeah, that's a psycho thing. I feel like their relationship ends with him playing Huey Lewis and chopping her up. You know, he's, you know,

Speaker: I don't have breasts. I only die nipples. I only die nipples. No, but it is. Well, apparently, Loch Ness Monster took a **** summer vacation to Hockey Hills, Ohio. Yes, because it's on his bucket list. Well, first and foremost, Jeffrey, Nessie is the

Speaker: Yeah, you don't identify as male. Have you had the conversation? First and foremost, we have as as as a cryptid as a cryptid myself as a Bigfoot as a Sas watch us cryptids the Chupacabra got really cute all of a sudden.

Speaker: that the Loch Ness Monster, the Chupacabra, the Bigfoot Sasquatches, the Yetis, we all have monthly meetings. So we all know I know first. Nobody invites me. I'm the Chupacabra. Nobody ever invites me. Your garden. No, you're too short to be the fucking Chupacabra. Yeah, I like the Keebler elf.

Speaker: Nessie was on holiday. You're so bougie, Susan, holiday. Because she's European and you don't think she knows what vacation means? She clearly doesn't. They call him holiday. Obviously not. I don't get that. A holiday is Christmas. Not a break.

Speaker: A holiday is Dr. Martin Luther King. Speaking of Dr. Martin Luther King, Happy Black History Month. Yes. Wakanda forever. Happy Lesser History Month. I identify as black. Black lesbian. All of February.

Speaker: I'm not going to finish that sentence. Well, for your information, Loch Ness Monster is not bougie and or ghetto. She's actually a very lovely lady and she's very pleasant. She's sweet and she can cook amazingly. And she's not fake. Unlike other bougie and ghetto people. We're going to, when we go, when I go there, I'm going to make, I'm going to make Leggy take me to Loch Ness. Come on, let's go find her. Well, Miss Lane, what are you doing away?

Speaker: little girl. She doesn't go to sleep until like fucking one a .m. It's great. I'm talking to you little girl. You better acknowledge me. Yeah, I bet it's great. Jesus. One a .m. This is why I end up stoned every night at three o 'clock in the morning. Not so much a very good actress, but phenomenal at hide and seek. Yeah, I was going to say, you know, the great thing about the reigning champion, let's be honest, the great thing about the script, you know,

Speaker: Actually, the reigning champ is the Yeti because nobody's ever seen the Yeti in person. But Nessie does do a very good job. We have a lot of fun at our annual hide and seek game. Then there's my drunk Sasquatch ass and I'm just lumbering around the forest. And people see me all the time, but they can never fight. My god, so my aunt.

Speaker: I've been sought, but never found. I've been seeked, but never found. My, my aunt and uncle now have young grandkids. And my uncle was telling the grandkids about Bigfoot. And they're like, wait, wait, wait, this is genius. Your aunt and uncle, whatever you want to call them.

Speaker: there are like 115 where your parents are 135. They don't have, they have young, great, great grandchildren. Probably, but my aunt is on my dad's side. It's actually my dad's brother and his wife. They were telling the grandkids about Bigfoot. And then the next morning they said there was a Bigfoot sighting. Mike,

Speaker: uncle went out and grabbed a full fucking sheet of plywood cut out the shape of a fucking big foot wrapped it in fur and stuck it out in the woods and with a rope and if the kids weren't looking he'd pull it and it'd move and then they'd be like when the kids were looking the other way he'd pull it so it'd move and he's like if you watch there's one out there apparently they looked for like six hours

Speaker: Dude, you gotta you gotta you gotta watch my cousin. He's ticked off famous. Him and his him and his girlfriend. It's really it's sex squash. I've seen that. Yeah. Fucking cracks me up. We do play the saxophone. Yeah. It's a Sasquatch playing the saxophone. Saxophone. Yeah. I actually sent you that when I first saw it. You're like, yeah, I know that one. Yeah, dude. He does it at all the family reunions. Yeah.

Speaker: It's it was it was it was Bill Clinton of your family. Let's be honest. Well, no. Bill Clinton's led the saxophone. Yeah. The saxophone. Yeah. But he he he he's a guy from the Lost Boys. Yeah. Yeah. But Cousin Sasquatch does not have a lot of special. No, he's the guy from the Lost Boys without a shirt.

Speaker: I have seen that it does. No, no. Cousin Squatch is a phenomenal. Phenomenal. I'm going to play his excellent. I know his his his significant other. She's she's a little bit of a Squatch hottie if you if you know what I mean. Take your word for it. Yeah. Let me just look her up. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: He always entertains at the, it was nice when I came back home to Ohio because after all these years of being orphaned and not knowing who my real family was, you know, after my quote unquote parents died and I was left at the orphanage door. And then, you know, come back home to Ohio and made it a personal mission to find my real family. And then I found them and now it's like, man, I get invited to the family cookouts in the summer and

Speaker: the you know, I get to come to the annual you know, I get to go to the monthly meetings and the annual cookouts and like I found my place Jeffrey Hey, I get it. You know, I've wanted this I've wanted this earth for so long lost Hey, you know speaking of Cryptids and

Speaker: And you mentioned that I'm a gnome speaking of garden gnomes and midgets. They're remaking the Wizard of Oz. Connor, you're giving us an echo. Yeah, you are. Why? I don't know, but they're really making the Wizard of Oz. Moana, too, will be out and things. I did see that. I want to see it. I enjoyed the first one. You took your earbuds out, didn't you, Connor?

Speaker: Yes. Yeah. That's right. We're getting the feedback. Yeah. They ran dead. The phone is not as good as the the microphone. The **** kids think it's funny to do your mom jokes on me. I'm like, you do realize my mom's dead, right? And

Speaker: they're just as fucking heartless and I'm fucking pricks, man. They're just big assholes. My mom is dead. I hate them little fuckers. I said, how would you feel if I killed your mom? I mean, if your mom had an accidental death. Yeah, you don't want to say I killed your mom out loud, considering you're your ex.

Speaker: I would never kill her. But, you know, accidents happen every day. If we learned anything from the mob movies, mafia movies and what was that? What was that fucking movie with Danny DeVito on the stage? You know, one fucking movie. You get hit by a bus. Oh, my God. You fall off a cliff. Oh, she is. What was that? What was that?

Speaker: What? Did you hear a goddamn gummy? I wish. So, Danny DeVito did a movie. It was something like living with drowning Mona. Everybody don't like at one point, everybody tries to kill this woman by like cutting her breaks and all this stuff, but nothing works. It's like you mentioned breaks going out and I was like,

Speaker: Yeah. That movie is so fucking weird. It's got a huge cast. Is that? Yeah, it's Matt Miller. Matt Miller plays Mona. You know, I'm out. Your girl's in it. Jamie Lee Curtis is in it. It's pressed hard to put her on his death list. I know. I think it was one of his backups. Will Ferrell's in it. Casey Affleck, Nev Campbell.

Speaker: You're not really selling it. I know. Jamie Lee Curtis is a hag. I mean, it came out in 2000. It's old as fuck. I don't fucking like you. Yeah, he just. Here's seen a Jamie Lee Curtis movie. Yeah, I've seen Jamie Lee Curtis. I recommend you watch lies. True lies or trading places?

Speaker: Yeah, same trading place trading places. She has amazing boot. Yeah, but she's ugly as fuck from the neck up. Such a fucking whore mouth. You know what? I do have this to say about Jamie Lee Curtis. And Bonjo, when did they merge and become the same person? Right. When she started cutting her hair short and he became a grandma.

Speaker: Yeah. Oh my God. He's any, any, and Bonjovi transitioned without transitioning. Oh, sorry. Like I was a little late on that. Uh, drowning Mona, did it have Bette Miller? Yeah. Bette Miller. She played Mona. I can't remember the guy's name. William something he plays. No. Um, William and I was going to say that.

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Speaker: But he has, he has one of the best lines. Danny DeVito is talking to Bette Midler and he's like, when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. And she, and Bette Midler says, well, life gave me a big pile of shit. What should I do with that? And her husband goes, make shit solid. Look, I understand. Look, I understand.

Speaker: Jamie Lee Curtis may not be the most attractive woman based off standards or anything like that. I think she's incredibly sexy. I think she's an absolute fucking badass. And I think she's a phenomenal actress. I didn't think she's a good actress. I'll give you that. And I love that she can make fun of herself.

Speaker: If you don't know what I'm talking about, check out the Fox series, Scream Queens. And again, do you think she was not in true lies, Jeffrey? Really? Scream Queens. Ooh, she was a horny little mink. What was it? Oh, dude. Do not. Do not. Chris, I'm saving you right now. Do not watch The Bear.

Speaker: Jamie Lee Curtis is only in one episode, but in that movie where it's a series where a guy wants to... It's a television show and on effect it has lip in it from James. Yeah, exactly. Do not watch it. You will literally... Granted, she plays the part so well you believe it, but she looks terrible in it for good reason. Her character's bipolar and...

Speaker: I see her yogurt. I see her yogurt commercials. I'm good. No. And in Scream Queens, she is a feral, sexy little minx that's just praying on these young college. And I'm like, God, if I could only be 19. If I was only in college. Well, you're going to. Very UK thing to say. You can get away with it. And she was my dean. The things that I would

Speaker: He was legal in most states, the things that we would do, but we didn't be all right. No, Chris, you'd like Drowning Motor because they all drive, every single person, including the sheriff, all drive Dodge Horizons. Thanks. Everybody in the entire town drive different color Dodge Horizons. Yeah, I mean, I don't think, I don't think Jamie... Weird really.

Speaker: It is quote unquote to the conventional standards when it comes to beauty. I think I've all I did since I was a since I was a kid. Well, it's it's kind of like that chick we all like from from the craft. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just a weird thing. You guys liked. You know what?

Speaker: Just go leave it. Yeah, yeah. I plead the fifth. The only time in my life that I've done that, but I plead the fifth.

Speaker: No, I don't think Jamie Lee Curtis is up to the beauty. Again, I think Lady Gaga is very attractive. I don't think I do, too. I think I would agree with that. I would agree with that. Sometimes she is. Nikki and I were talking about this the other day. She hates Lady Gaga. I'm like, I love her voice. I love what she sings. I think she's kind of phenomenal voice. And sometimes she's she's very attractive. And then other times she's wearing a goddamn suit made out of stakes. And I'm like,

Speaker: I'm not mad at it because I like steak. I'm like, she looks fucking ridiculous. And I don't, I'm not even thinking anything. But I'm thinking about throwing her on the grill. I'm thinking about grabbing a hand towards you. Let's cook you so I can eat this off of you. Like, you know, people,

Speaker: people will be like, you think Reba McIntyre is a good look? I know she's not a conventional standard or whatever. No, she has a she she has her moments. I'll give you that Reba McIntyre, Reba McIntyre in fucking tremors. Hello. But I've been in love with Reba McIntyre since I was like eight years old. And the same thing with Jamie Lee Curtis. I've been in love with those two women since I was like eight years old. And it is what it is explains so much.

Speaker: And they're not even my type because I like. Taller. Oh, I'm. Oh, I'm for you. I like to be. I like. Yeah. Mojo tojo. Mojo. What the hell is his name? What's his name? Mojo Mojo. Is it? Mojo Mojo? Oh, that's me. Oh, Mojo Mojo. Mojo Mojo.

Speaker: the the the the the the the

Speaker: What the hell are you talking about? I gotta go drive a forklift tomorrow. Why are you getting your forklift certification? I mean, I mean, I get it because I got my time. I know. I know. Jimmy Lee Curtis and Raymond McIntyre are so far out of my realm of

Speaker: I was gonna say they're both fairly skinny. They're both pretty awesome. They're also short in stature We were mac tires a tiny little woman I think I think Jamie Lee Curtis is a little bit taller, but Rima is a tiny little woman Like I know why no no got a lot of shit with the judge We're not why no Naomi Naomi, yeah. Yeah, I'll take Naomi over actually any day of the week

Speaker: Good luck with that. Uh, and nothing against Ashley. Trust me, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating burgers. I'm just saying, but if I had to, you know, if Ashley and Naomi were like, pick one, I'd be like, bring that. Bring that ass, baby. I'm a big boy, man. I'm a big boy. You know, even in high school, I mean,

Speaker: I liked them tall and athletic and they, you know, back then the athletic girls were, were thick and whatnot. Thicker. Yeah. They were stout. That's all. Oh, Oh, what's the name again?

Speaker: Hey, girl, you're huge. He looks like you, Chris, because he's got a little bit of legs. I like my style. OK. Hey, girl. Hey, girl. This is going to be your next pickup line.

Speaker: Yeah. Next time, next time Nikki's laying on the couch is walking like, I like a big girl. I like pushing your kids out of the way. Just cash is like, hey, dad. Hey, dad.

Speaker: I like kids over and he's like, what the fuck is this moron doing? You like my style. Hey, girl, you huge. Get the fuck away from me. You like what you like. Physical type though. Uh, I thought I did, but every relationship I've been in. Yeah, exactly. I mean,

Speaker: I've only had a couple of relationships that I've been in that were like, like max life was not even barely five foot tall, tiny little thing we met. Not anybody I dated in high school. I think Jeff had seen the one girl I dated for the longest time in high school. She was five 10. Yeah. And, uh,

Speaker: with that thickness. She's still got that thickness today. I used to be all about the, the, the short women club. And now I prefer my wife to wear heels. So I don't have to bend over as far as she fucking hurts. Yeah. The, uh, and you're all dating in high school now. She's still got that thickness and a little bit more adventurous nowadays, but, uh, I wish it would have been like that when we were in high school.

Speaker: but uh No, uh, and then and then I was Yeah, I mean there was my ex -wife and then there was My previous ex before Nikki and she was a tiny little thing too. I mean I ain't never really I mean there's only two two women that have been like super tiny that I've always liked There's no sound dummy

Speaker: Oh, really? Yeah, you look stupid right now. You're dancing to nothing. I was like, Chris. Yeah, Chris. You know, when I was in high school, you know, the girls that I dated all played softball or volleyball. So they were tall and, you know, whatnot. And then even like, you know, you know, the few times in my adult life that I've been single, you know, it was like,

Speaker: a few women that I was with or whatever, they were gym rats and, you know, they weren't like big, like fucking muscle bound, but they were, they were just, they went to the gym. It was like, is it really even doing anything? I mean, I ain't mad at it, but I believe we all have a type that we like and not like Nicki. I wouldn't change a goddamn thing about Nicki.

Speaker: I wouldn't change it, but I'll get a thing about it. And like I said, I got a new appreciation for a big old bodeau, but don't because of Nicky. The only problem is with a small pecker with a big old, but don't, but don't some positions don't work. Yes. Just say that the booty gets in the way. You can't penetrate.

Speaker: I can't reach. I need you to spread the cheeks a little bit. I can't you can't make it. Yeah. I can't do it. My belly's in the way and that's in the way. What the hell? My weight is too small. You got to do it doggy and you set your muffin top on top of her back. And then the cake gets in the way. I'm like.

Speaker: I'm gonna tell my Alexa to play that song the next time I walk into my bedroom at night. Just start doing a strip tease. And it's actually sung by Will .i .am. It is no wonder why your wife is about to serve you with the horse papers. I think she's more likely to shoot me.

Speaker: Well, here's hoping. He tells me I'm handsome all the time. I'm like, yeah, but you're blind. Yeah, she does need glasses. I did not know Will. I am saying that song. Yeah. Yeah. Will. I am in for you were in that one day. Yeah. Well, I got a piece.

Speaker: I'd like to see the Black Eyed Peas do that. That's the video. Ferties trashy. Yeah, but in a good way. No, not in a good way. No, in a good way where it's like, I want to hang out with her one night because I know it'll happen.

Speaker: yeah yeah and because you know you're gonna catch everything on the second night he's already had everything hashtag worth it and she's gonna catch it Jeff's over here he's quagmire patient zero gotta aim again

Speaker: No, I wasn't trying to prank Quagmire, so they keep injecting him with dirty needles. You've got syphilis. Pretty, pretty. She's got a cute face, but damn, she's a song. My humps, my humps. But I'm like, what humps are you singing about? You fuck. Yeah, let's be honest. You don't have no humps. Yeah, London Bridge is going down because they want to fucking deport your ass. So he's pretty. She just she's got a very classy. Yeah.

Speaker: You know, that's the kind of chick you want to be friends with when you're it's a lonely Saturday night. I'm just saying I'll be friends with these two chicks on a lonely Saturday night. Oh, no Just I just never so you would if she if she okay and scenario not saying this happen if you weren't with Nikki and purging

Speaker: You run into very young the street and she walks and walks on me. I want to fuck your goddamn braids up. You wouldn't smash. I'm not saying I wouldn't, but I'm also. Yeah, there you go. Thank you. There you go. I'm also a dude first and foremost. And any, of course you're going to fucking smash the answers. Okay. First and foremost, first and foremost, we all know that when it comes to that game, women have all the advantage in the world because they can literally be with any dude they want any given night.

Speaker: where dudes are like, you know, yeah, you can't do that as a good as a dude. You can't walk up to a strange chick and be like, I want to fuck your brains out because you're going to get killed. You're going to get arrested fast. Jeff Jeff has made some questionable scissors in his life when he's gone up and made that and he's got home and the next morning he wakes up and he thought he went to bed with Michelle and it was actually Michael.

Speaker: Amen to that boy. You know, Bernie is a very, you know, as I said, I went to bed with Christina and woke up with Chris. Hey, you don't, you don't judge a book by its cock. I'm just saying. Yeah. Like I said, Bernie is a very pretty face. I just, I don't. Oh, I would totally smashed you.

Speaker: Yeah, no, I like I said, I mean, but I also have as much chance of smashing as I do with my liking and winning lottery on the same five minutes. Let's be honest. I'm going to say this and it is what it is. Well, let's be honest. It's a Saturday night. We in the show at four o 'clock in the morning. I'm fucking hammered out of my mind and Caitlyn Jenner knocks on the door and she's like, hey, you want to smash? Well, you got that. You got Walter Goggins, Justin in drag.

Speaker: We had a rack son. You want to take your what? I mean, we're dudes and you know, somebody wants to smash. We're like, we're going to smash. Listen, a real cock is where I draw the line. Fake cock. We can talk about it, but like real cock, we draw the line. You draw the line. You're absolutely in when it's a real cock. Is that what you're saying?

Speaker: just saying Walter Goggins boy. I mean, I mean, I mean, Walter Goggins, you know who Walter Goggins looks like? Yeah, he does. He looks like fucking you look like a lady. But yeah, he does look like Steven Tyler. Yeah. He's going to go to the the arcade.

Speaker: You know, there's David Arquette, Patricia Arquette, and then the Arquette that was transgender. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was that when when he was still a dude, he was in that Stephen King movie. Sometimes they come back with Alexis, Alexis Arquette. Oh, wow. That's what you but you know what I love. I love the election. I had a fucking transvestite baby. It would be Walton Goggins. Dude, I kid you not.

Speaker: If you I I know you're not a whole I agree But I shit you're not if you just watch the scenes that Walter Goggins is in in Sun's energy You will lose your mind laughing Have you seen him in the righteous gemstones? No, I haven't Dude, there's a video The proper answer is no one is as gorgeous as my girlfriend or wife

Speaker: I wouldn't I wouldn't smash her but you're welcome. Yeah, let's be honest. Watch the show. First and foremost, we're in no danger. We're in zero danger of them finding out. We said this are are significantly like Jeff said are significant and a I literally heard this woman say terrible thing.

Speaker: I almost went, I almost went to a Catholic church and confessed off the things that she said that she would do to Idris Elba. I'm not mad at her, Idris Elba. And again, I ain't mad at you and I ain't judging you because trust me, as a, as a, as a straight heterosexual man secured my sexual sexuality. Good looking cat. What's her choice going, if we were in prison together. Yeah. You know,

Speaker: I might. After six months, they'd be looking pretty good, boy. I don't know about that relationship, but Nikki and I, we, and I'm weirded out, like, you know, we're like, so we watch American Horror Story. Right. And we both think that Sarah Paulson is absolutely - Sarah Paulson's gorgeous. We both be - I love her.

Speaker: And she'll, and she'll say, she's so pretty, you know, or she's, she's, she's really hot. And I'm like, and then I feel weird because I'm like, yeah, I mean, she, she really is actually her, uh, her wife is like. Yeah. Oh my gosh. That's her wife. She's, she's married to the woman. She played the mom on, on, uh, two and a half men. She's probably, she's mom. Yeah.

Speaker: So, you know what? We're like, I get weirded out sometimes, but it's like, you know what? We all have celebrity crushes. It's okay. Oh, 100%. I still love me some Amy Jo Johnson, boy. The old pink Ranger. I mean, Tom Brady can get it. Wait, what? I'm not mad at it. What? I'm not mad at that. Tom Brady is a beautiful man.

Speaker: Yes, he is. He kisses his son on the mouth. I wish I was his son. That's a lucky son. Let me tell you. Wait, what? What? I'm just saying, if he's adopting Papa Bill. Yeah, will you come and bless me? I mean, I'm just saying, Papa Brady, Papa Tom. Yes. Papa Tom, I haven't gotten my kisses today. Papa Tom. Come kiss me.

Speaker: Thank you, Daddy. Thank you, Daddy Brady. I was I will have sweet dreams tonight. Now, now Jason Kelsey on the other hand, Jason Kelsey, it's a good looking man. Yeah, I feel like if I ever made out with Jason Kelsey, I think I would be like making out with myself and that just is weird to me. Gentlemen, I have to go. I have a sick child. Apparently Michelle's upstairs thrown up. So that sounds nice.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: No, there's a, there's a 24 hour clinic that we can go to at the pharmacies. And it's like, it's inexpensive, but they always have the doctor on duty. So we're going to run up there, see if we can get something for his stomach. So, or I don't know, go to the community store and get some Pepto. Same difference, but I want to go. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Have a good night, boys. See you buddy. Bye.

Speaker: Love you. What a fag. He's a terrible liar, by the way. Oh, shit. That was delicious. Let me know next time so I can breathe it in. I was like straight up beer.

Speaker: Well, you're drinking Miller's though, right? I wouldn't say it. I'd suck a Miller out of your throat. Yeah, he would. I'm nasty. Well, since I could also just pull a bunch of **** queers. He called his buddy a fag and then talked about sucking a beer out of the other man's face.

Speaker: Oh, Jesus Christ. This guy, Tony, shut the fuck up. Yeah, Tony D. Why don't you bring your bitch ass up in here and talk to you like I mean, you're a fucking man, tough guy. What did that motherfucker say? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

Speaker: Oh no Tony's out here talking. What are we gonna do? Oi, where the fuck's my link? Oi, oi, oi, where the fuck's my link? Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, o

Speaker: Well, there was a reason why that has happened, because I'm an alcoholic and I stay up until four or five in the morning and you do your show at nine o 'clock in the morning. So I'm still drunk in bed and sleeping off Saturday night. Tony gets an invite, but I don't.

Speaker: Know oh, I know Tim. Well, you're not gonna play that card off me All right. Hang on Chris. I'll be right back. All right. All right. All right. I got something for that ass. I got some what it is. Oh Boom But I'm supposed to be behaving tonight I'm gonna be on here all goddamn night. I have to go get forklift certified tomorrow

Speaker: Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Call it out and you got scared. Call it out and you got scared. Look, both y 'all, both y 'all. Two P's in a goddamn weird -ass pod. I don't know. Maybe switch your provider. Ooh.

Speaker: I see I was starting to say the Bible. You see what's on my screen the whole show. No, I didn't see what you posted about an hour ago to be honest with you. I know Brian asked me if I'd be there this Sunday for fans or this week for fantasy football Monday night and I told him that.

Speaker: I would 100 % absolutely try because it is a Super Bowl. And he said he didn't know if you guys were doing Saturday or Sunday. And I was like, Saturday, 100 % I'll be there. If it's Sunday, I'll do everything I can in my power to be there. I just might be a little hungover. Yeah, not too many. Every once in a while, we get the random guest on Wednesday. Jesus fucking Christ. What'd you say, Slut? Sorry, what?

Speaker: You good over there? Yeah, I switched over to my my AirPods so that I could be heard without the echo. Appreciate. Appreciate. Appreciate you having my back there. Thank you. Thank you. Yes, really. He's been he's been a bit busy doing a show for the last three hours and some change. How would you see what you're noticing this silly? I want to start calling people silly sausages.

Speaker: Yes. L .A. sausage. Tony, what the fuck is your profile picture? Well, yeah, I know. What the hell is his profile picture? Oh, that's that's like. 1995 Tony D. Double Academy. He's too young. He's too young for that to be 1935. This motherfucker was there where Moses came down off the mountain with the original. That would have been in the early 1800s.

Speaker: Yeah, Tony was there with you when Moses came down with the original squirrels before he broke up. I was at a party in 2010. Well, I know you stream. I know you stream as well.

Speaker: I podcast too. I might do both Sunday morning. Definitely. Oh, so Saturday and Sunday. Well, you do Sunday afternoon. I'll 100 % be there. Brian, Brian's been asking me, um, all season and, and, and, and I have truly tried. Unfortunately, well, I'm a little hungover, uh, on Sundays and I sleep most of the day. Um, but.

Speaker: No, I will absolutely be there Saturday because I got to do what I don't got to do, but I'm going to pop into talking shit tomorrow night for their one year anniversary show. I got my music show Friday. You won't have time. Don't fucking lie, Tony. This weekend is full. I got time. Bring your ass.

Speaker: uh chris is gonna turn his camera off he's gonna leave me here to show you god damn dude you're pissing too loud boy you're pissing right in the center of the bowl see i need i need jeff's ability to do that to post that but i can't can't lie i won't be much time to know i haven't been discussed already we'll then

Speaker: Oh, and, uh, lady, so we, we, we owe the boys talking shit. One, because they popped in here Saturday night. They granted, they popped in here to hang out and have fun and everything like that, but they had ulterior motives. So, uh, I do want to, uh, you know, tomorrow night I'm going to pop in there and, uh, you know, be a part of the anniversary show and hang out with them and everything like that. However.

Speaker: I have ulterior motives and it's not ulterior motives for this show. It's ulterior motives for you, right? And to shout out your fringe appearance and the newest acquired banner that I have. I'm literally doing a show. I'm off this weekend.

Speaker: I can't lie. I won't be much more talk about that. Well, you know, it's Super Bowl Sunday. Everybody's is that this **** weekend? Yeah. Uh. From your panel, yes. If I show up, it'll be a different discussion. And I'll force your actual real opinions and not what the internet says.

Speaker: I'm just kidding. I'm fucking with you. Connor, you bitch ass. You're welcome as well. What? Connor, welcome. What did you do? I don't know. I don't know what I did. I guess if I call Tony a bitch, that means I get invited to shit. I don't know. I know I don't have to, but I am. Oh, quick. You don't have to do that. You're too kind. You're too kind. Damn, Tony. You with the cab locks. Who's calling you at 3 AM?

Speaker: Motherfucker. I think that's what he meant to say at the end. Who's calling you at 3 a .m? Motherfucker. I don't know anything about football. He's an Ohio State fan. No, I don't know shit about football, especially the NFL. I don't know shit about the NFL. He's an Ohio State fan. I literally spent like an hour arguing with one of my buddies, one of my buddies today, who has been an Ohio State fan for, oh, I don't know, when did he was a Michigan fan when I met him? And then when Lloyd Carr left and Michigan kind of went,

Speaker: Ohio State all of a sudden got good again with with Tress. He abandoned Michigan and jumped on the Ohio State bandwagon. I was like, I know your bitch ass is not trying to fucking talk about fucking college football. I have never been a big football guy. I enjoy watching Ohio State football because it's been like our family fucking thing is every every fucking year. So

Speaker: I mean, that's the one part of football that I actually look forward to is Ohio State games and that's it. I don't watch the NFL, don't really care about the rest of the NCAA. I'm just, I watch Ohio State and that's it. I love hockey. I'll watch hockey all year round. I love the hell out of some hockey. But nowadays it's so fucking expensive just for me to get coverage of some of these games, dude. It's like $60 a fucking month for me to watch hockey alone. I got you covered, bro.

Speaker: I'll search for a link for an app. Okay, we'll discuss. It's actually, I don't care to say it, it's called Dofu. It's D -U -R -D -O -F -U. You can watch any sport. You can watch boxing, wrestling, whatever you want. And if you put it on your phone, and then you can shoot it to your TV, and once you shoot it to your TV, if you have a smart television,

Speaker: then you can actually close the app and everything on your phone. Because bro, I live in fucking Ohio. I live in central Ohio. I work across the street from nationwide fucking arena. And I still can't watch the Columbus Blue Jackets on local television. Well, they keep switching back and forth between, they'll have like a quarter of their games will be on FS Ohio. And then some of their stuff will be on ESPN. Very, very little. But some of it will be on ESPN or ESPNU.

Speaker: And then they'll put some of their stuff on fucking, there's one other like news network that they have that cover it. And that's it. And so they've got this NHL like pass thing where you can watch it, watch hockey for a month, whatever game, it doesn't matter what region you're in for $60 a month. And I'm like, well, hockey is the only fucking sport I watch is hockey and fucking baseball. But $60 a fucking month, just so I can watch hockey games is ridiculous.

Speaker: Well, Dopu's got you covered. He's 3 .99 for every sport. I thought you'd do, man. My bad. My bad. I got you, homie. I got you, bro. Tony, I don't. I don't. Sports ain't my thing. I love sports. Sounds like Tony and ladies DMs be blowing up.

Speaker: Hey, y 'all both got them DMS blowing up 3 a .m Price being sexy man. I understand I get it

Speaker: I don't know. I used to be my world once upon a time. I don't miss it. I like my world. I like where I'm at now. Stop arguing in the chatters box. No, I I love it. Sometimes I I love it. I'd be like that. Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson. Hey, do the click. Do the click. Do one of my favorite things to do is just to say

Speaker: You or jeff and the other person just hates and I listen to you guys fight for like 10 20 minutes about that shit on the podcast I'll just sit there listening We're just like we're just over exaggerating the whole scenario

Speaker: But it's great because you guys get intense about it and I get to just sit here and watch and be entertained and knowing that I started this. He's the best dance partner I've ever had in my life. He's the best what? You know how many fights Jeff and I have actually had in our entire friendship in 25 years. You know how many fights Jeff and I have actually had? Three. Maybe two. Ah, what? You know what? I feel like that was a good guess. Like, yeah, it was a really solid guess.

Speaker: Like in all honesty, I think we've had two real fights. And actually at the end of the day, they weren't even that big of a deal. It's just me getting frustrated and finally hitting that breaking point and kind of snapping on him and him going like a good abused housewife.

Speaker: He was the problem and Why do you make me do this to you Jeff do you think I like doing this do you think I like raising my voice you think I like punching you in the face every When you have bruises all over your body and I have to put makeup on you no fucking embarrassing Yeah, I think we've I think we've literally had two fights our entire friendship

Speaker: And they weren't even like real fights. It was just, and it's been in the last three years. It's, it's, it's, it's just been frustration over this show or other things going on in my life. And, and, and, and, and then that was it. I mean, yeah, Jeff and I don't fight. We don't, we don't argue about anything. We don't get mad at each other. We, we just like, we, we know when, when something's bothering one or the other and then we talk about it.

Speaker: off the camera and try to get to the, try to, you know, nip it in the bud before it becomes a problem. But outside of that, like I said, he's the greatest dance partner I've ever had in my life because he literally picks up and just dances with me, you know, and we exaggerate everything. Yeah. It doesn't matter what the conversation, like tonight we were, we were fucking around and he picked right up on it and

Speaker: All right. You're, you're, you're leading this tango click. Let's go. You can pull his ass onto the floor anytime. Yep. Oh yes, I can. Every time, every time he sees me, he's like, Hey, gee, I Joe, you looking for some company tonight? I'm like, well, actually little lady, I am. And we tangled the night away.

Speaker: I've been looking for your belly man. Skinny fat man. You shake on the fat. Wait, that might be way too way beyond your years. What? Shaking the fat man. You remember the television show? You ever hear of that show? Nope. Listen, listen, just because I'm under 40. Okay. Let me, let me put it here.

Speaker: I'm a shrek and he's don't. Well, yes, that's that's blatantly obvious. You get that? You're a Jew. You call me a Jew? Yeah. It is so like so free. God damn you Nazi bastard.

Speaker: You know, if you really knew how true that was. I'm a fucking oxymoron. My ancestors. Uh, German. So my last name is Jewish. My original last name is Jewish. My background is German.

Speaker: And I know Jewish is not an ethnicity, it's like Polish, whatever. But my last name is Jewish. My ancestry is German, but it's also indigenous people. So it's like, I'm white, and when the whites

Speaker: came to America. They really screwed my people and my last name is Jewish and I'm German and we all know what the Germans did to the Jewish people. It's like so what happened was what happened took your ancestors. They made it out of the Holocaust. They moved to America and they said we're tired of getting beat down. We're gonna **** the indigenous people and get our land back.

Speaker: And then that didn't work out. So you guys, you guys just kind of figured out, you know what, being white is a play. That's an internal struggle that I have. It's like I always say, if you ain't white, you ain't right. It's just, that's how it is. You want to go ahead and finish that statement? Cause there's a hard tune to that statement. Nope, that's the end of that statement. Where's Jeff at when you need to,

Speaker: You know, you know, the green eyed monster reared its ugly head for no reason. And if you don't know what the green eyed monster is, I believe it's one of the seven deadly sins. Is it jealousy? Yeah. Green with jealousy? Yeah. Envy. Envy is one of the seven. Isn't it? Isn't it?

Speaker: It's it's it's greed gluttony sloth envy What's the other three what are the seven deadly sins Green with green with envy so not jealousy put seven the seven deadly sins Are

Speaker: Gluttony envy lust greed Oh lost pride pride sloth what sloth sloth is laziness All vengeance So there's actually a so pride creed or greed lust envy let me and rat or wrath and sloth and

Speaker: That's ironic, I'm pretty sure that I fill up all seven of the deadly signs. I've never really agreed, I've never really worried about being, I've never been a greedy person. Actually, in all honesty, I'll put everybody ahead of me financially or not. I've always put everybody ahead of myself.

Speaker: Lust guilty of envy. You know, I've never really been jealous of anybody. Um, sometimes some of the things I say and do comes across as jealousy. Um, but, uh, yeah, I've never honestly ever been jealous of anybody because, uh, I mean, at the end of the day, I'm a one of a kind. I'm an original.

Speaker: I'm built different and I do things other people can't do. So kind of little egotistical, I guess, at the end of the day. But, you know, never really been jealous of anybody.

Speaker: Everyone, everyone succumbs to gluttony. Gluttony doesn't necessarily mean like, or anything like just food, but, um, I've been gluttonous from time or two. I mean, especially with this podcast, uh, it's consumed me. It's, it's, it's been, you know, my main focal point. So, you know, I guess when it comes to the show, I'm, I'm gluttonous. Um, wrath L I have fucking definition of wrath. Yeah.

Speaker: let go of a grudge. I don't let shit go. I'm a definite goddamn mission of it. Sloth. Ah, from time to time. Uh, not really a lazy person by nature, but, uh, from time to time, I, you know, I don't think it's so much being lazy as much as it's just, uh, kind of where I'm at right now. I've kind of reached a breaking point and

Speaker: And as I was once told by a very good person, God rest her soul. Love you, Mammy. She sat me down one day and she said, everything is done in the dark does come to the lake. So sometimes when I feel like I've been wronged or done dirty or something like that.

Speaker: I get a little lazy, but that's not necessarily because I'm lazy. It's just, I don't fucking care. And I'm here and I will bide my time at the end of the day. Yeah, I can, I can relate with all seven of these. The only one that I would say that I'm not quite as, I don't really, I don't really have an issue with quite as often as pride.

Speaker: Again, I'm proud of my accomplishments, but I don't inflate myself based off of them. Um, go at me. I mean, I overindulgent things, uh, not necessarily just food, alcohol, you know, overindulging myself and things. Yeah, for sure. Greed. Greed is a big one. I always want more. There's always something else that I could have, which I mean,

Speaker: works, uh, works positively and negatively as long as you're using it as a, uh, as a type of motivation. I don't see it quite as such a negative thing, but I think there's a difference between that in a negative way. I think, I think you can accuse me of greed because

Speaker: I want to see other people succeed over me. I guess if you want to label me greed, I always put everybody ahead of myself. I want to promote and I want to share and I want everybody else to do big things. And I get excited for people who are doing big things at the end of the day. You know what I mean? I'm excited for talking shit. I'm excited for Blacktop Mojo

Speaker: You know, I'm excited for other people. I guess you didn't. I guess that's kind of, you know, way. I don't know if I'd call that greed. I don't know. I want to see people around me succeed. I don't care if I never succeed as long as the other people around me do. Uh, so I don't know. I don't know. That's the only way you could really kind of label. They put that green label on me. Maybe I'm greedy because I want to see the people that

Speaker: that I like and that I consider friends and stuff like that. I want to see them grow and do big things. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I don't know, but yeah, I don't. I think that greed has to be self centered. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the only way I wouldn't consider that. I wouldn't really consider that greed, but I think that that's, I think that everybody is at least at some point

Speaker: succumbs to greed and wanting more of whatever it is, whether it's wanting more, more love than you're getting or whether it's wanting more money or whether it's wanting more possessions or wanting this. Very few people let themselves like succumb to greed as much as it's, it's always there. We always want something else. We always want something more. So I can, I can say greed for sure. Wrath. I'm terrible with wrath.

Speaker: Yeah, that's my biggest one. It comes along with my temper. I've got to work on it, but Jesus, I have such a hard time letting grudges go. Like once you're on my shit list, like my real shit list, like it's fucking hard to get you off. I hate people. I'm holding on to grudges that are probably older than you, Connor.

Speaker: It's not my fault that you're an old fuck, Chris. No, I'm like, I'm literally, I'm just saying like, like I had a grudge with a cat from high school and he was my daughter's principal. And we graduated and the day we graduated, I busted his shit wide open up. And I showed up in this, I showed up at the school, not because anything was wrong or anything like that.

Speaker: And he knew who she was. He knew who my daughter was. And I showed up at the school just so you see me walk through that fucking school like I own that fucking place. It's in my family's hometown. That's where I spent most of my life in this town and everybody knows me and it's a generational thing. And I walked through that fucking high school

Speaker: Like I own that bitch just to make a presence felt just because I didn't like his ass. And my daughter was her little sneaky, sneaky ass. Well, as advantage of the fact that her principal was scared to death of me. And I would show up and I would go to school events and I was set as close as him to as close as as close as I could get to him.

Speaker: just because I have a grudge and I have a problem with you and I ain't never letting that shit go. Wrath is 100%, my biggest one. Wrath will fucking consume you. I'm a son of a. Consume people. I still haven't let go of some shit that happened with my wife and something.

Speaker: I mean, I'm not at full liberty to talk about, but the person who is involved is still around per se, but refuses to come anywhere near me or my family because he knows that I'll fucking kill him. And it's just a, there's never a point where I could look this man in the eye and shake his fucking hand. And it's not that I, it's not that I,

Speaker: don't understand that it's done and it's over and it can't be changed. Like, yeah, I get that. And then my wife's told me over and over like, you got to learn to forgive. And I'm like, I don't fucking care. I don't have to forgive anybody. This is, this is on me. This is my thing. I'm not forgive, but I won't ever forget. And that's why Jeff and I have so much fun poking at the lurkers.

Speaker: Poking at people, you know, yeah, we don't care about you fuckers But the simple fact of the matter is and you don't live in our head rent free or anything like that. So don't get it twisted Give a fuck about you. But the simple fact of the matter is is We're not letting this shit go we're not going anywhere

Speaker: that we're gonna we're gonna poke the bear as as as like you said wicks a stir we're gonna do the click and stir it up you're goddamn right and we're gonna drop our little side comments and we're gonna drop our little bullshit you know and we're gonna shout them out as lurkers

Speaker: But yeah, wrath wrath is a son of a bitch for me, but that sloth lays. I mean, everybody's lazy now and then, but I, I don't like to think of myself as lazy. I'm not good at sitting still. I mean, when I am sitting still, I'm fucking amazing at it because I'm awesome at everything, but you know, I'm not good, good at sitting still and not having anything to do. That was been one of the hardest parts about getting out and being retired and being disabled, not being able to do shit. It's been.

Speaker: I'm not good at being lazy. I'm not having shit to do. And lust, well, lust is unavoidable, unavoidable in today's day and age. No, I, you know, and I'll tell you what pride, man. Pride was son of a bitch for me for, for, for many years.

Speaker: You know, we joke around on the show and I call myself the champ and, and, you know, and I, and I play the ego card, you know, but I have learned that, that, that my pride has, has, has done a lot of damage to me in life. It has caused a lot of problems. It's caused a lot of issues. And I understand, you know, sometimes I just got to swallow my pride and just fucking

Speaker: move on. It's a tough one. Um, but, uh, you know, at the end of the day, it is what it is. Uh, what's going on? How you doing, man? Do you ever cheat on Miller? Like, well, I have a confession to me. I did cheat on Miller. Like, uh, last week I tried gingling flight.

Speaker: Uh, I do like you. I do like you yingling beer. I like yingling light. Um, it's America's oldest brewery at the end of the day. It's brewed in PA. Um, so a buddy of mine, he was like, you should check out flight. And, and I tried it. Um, I bought a couple of tall boys and, uh, I still have my older life.

Speaker: But, uh, I wasn't a fan. So here we are. We're right back. I do not really like giggling dude, right here. So Jeff and I talk about being friends for 25 years, this cat right here.

Speaker: Oh, Wally. Oh, Wally in a San Jose Sharks Jersey. This was the first friend. First and foremost, thank you for your comment. Brother, you are the most down -to -earth man. We all have our moments. Still my brother from another. This was the first friend I ever made when I moved in with my pops.

Speaker: when I went from Columbus to a small ass middle in nowhere fucking town. And I went and I started going to school there. This was the first friend I made. Not only was he my first friend, he became my best friend and he became my brother. And we've had a knockdown drag out fight once upon a time.

Speaker: but at the end of the day, this cat, this cat is the real deal right here. Old Chris Pierce, AKA Wally. This is one of the realest motherfuckers you'll ever meet in your life. When I came home from Ohio, he was the, or when I came back home to Ohio from South Carolina, he was the first motherfucker who hit me up. He was the first motherfucker that I got into contact with. And God damn it, Chris, we need to hang out. We need to spend more time together.

Speaker: This dude means the absolute world to me. This guy's had my back when nobody else did. He's had my back when I didn't even deserve it. When we was fighting, he had my back. That's my dude right there.

Speaker: And I love you brother. Oh shit. I'm all emotional shit tonight. Sorry. I'm, I'm, I could see it. I was trying to let you have your moment. Yeah, I know. It's, it's, it's a lot of things going on right now, but, uh, Hey brother, there's a place to talk about it. This is the one it's called Monday nights. I'm just trying to not.

Speaker: Talk to openly about what's going on right now cuz I don't want to fuck myself at the end of the day Damn Chris sounds like he's He is Top -tier dude We sure absolutely man, I'm just a nerd I'm just a nerd man, you're just a male burning. I

Speaker: This is up here, dude. This is a friend that I never deserved. At the end of the day. Sound like my dog. Oh, break my heart. That's real family. That's a friend I never deserved. And I still deserve the people of the day.

Speaker: just kind of see me, just can't see me fucking while out in a three on one fight and walk away like nothing happened. Walk, walk into the classroom, walk into the classroom after three a on a three on one fight and walk into the classroom like nothing just happened. Jeez.

Speaker: Yeah. Dude, my oldest graduation this year, brother. Yeah, Connor, you want to call me old? You are. You all **** are. I'm I will still be living when you guys die. This show is going to have to go on. I'm going to have to find somebody. Well, once once once we reach a certain age, we're going to pass it off to the boys. Yeah, it'll be it'll be it'll be a

Speaker: So it'll be, it'll be cash. Cash will be the new host. Well, that hurts my feelings. I mean, so I mean, eventually we're going to reach that point where who's going to, who's, is Carson's your oldest, right? Yeah. Yeah. So it'll be cash, Kevin and Carson. And their age differences are all about the same too. How old's Carson? Carson's six. Carson's debate.

Speaker: Yeah, Carson's the baby. He's four years younger than Karrish. Carson will come on the show and he'll run the fucking thing, though. Carson does not like not talking, especially if he thinks he can be funny. He's like, no, I will get the line. Dude, I said this and I would still and I would still love to make this happen. I would love for even with Jay, Tony's son,

Speaker: I would love for the four of our boys to come on here and do like a half hour show on like a Saturday before we actually do a real show. I would love to hear the conversation because Cash is a talker and Cash is very imaginative. Kevin's all over the place and I know Jay's everywhere. Carson, God love him. He's such a spass. He's such a class clown too. If he thinks that he can be funny, he will blur it out and cut everybody off if they're having a serious conversation.

Speaker: Cash is cash is cash is like a like he's he like me. He picks his moments. You know what I mean? He picks his moments. He's kind of quiet, but he's a fucking ladies man, too. The girls fucking love him. When we go trick or treating in Johnstown, do every ever. Hey, cash. Hey, cash. Hey, cash. Even the parents. Oh, my gosh, it's cash. What's going on? I'm like, bro.

Speaker: You got that clip. Hey, you got that. Who are all you people? You got that good gene case. I'm going to say has that same effect on women. So I don't know where the **** you got it from. Yeah, they got it from my wife or something **** I just sort of exist. The wife has an effect on women. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Nice. Nice.

Speaker: You know what that means? Potential. One, two, three, way. It might not happen in your world, but it's going to potentially happen in my world. Dude, you're sitting there the whole time going. You didn't hear her. You didn't hear her here, and I didn't say it, but she wants us to have a girlfriend. Hey. I'm like, I will find this one.

Speaker: Yeah, we are getting the oldest shit, bro. I'm like, damn, I mean, if you want to go around, I mean, I'm in, but you've got to find her because I know a lot of honor that I'm going to catch 27 different kinds of hell. I found this one. Oh, so you think she's out, huh? Yeah. She thinks she's hotter than me. Wow. Okay. You know, I don't even want to do this anymore. Fuck. I'm like, Hey, you, you figure out, you find her and we'll add a girlfriend.

Speaker: she as I say on tiktok I'll be right back she's still here buddy I'm gonna actually message him I don't know if Chris is still in here but I'm gonna actually message him if he's not in here if you're in here Chris I'd love that if you're willing to and if you would like to

Speaker: I'd love to have you come up here on a Monday night with this man. Actually, I'd love to have you come up here on a Saturday night. Saturday nights are when we party. Monday nights are when we get Alzheimer's. I'd like to have the real conversation with him because I know him and I relate on a lot of things. But Chris, if you're still here, Wally, buddy, I would love to have you come on the show. I mean, at the end of the day,

Speaker: You know what, even if you gotta come up, even if you've got to roll up in the house, man, I'll make it work. I'll set up the laptop on a Saturday night somewhere where we can fucking sit side by side. But absolutely, you come on the show, man. You're making me miss my best friend, shit.

Speaker: Chris, Chris was the first friend I ever, you know, when I moved in, when I moved in with pops and I came from the city and everybody was like, Oh, he's a wigger. He's a wigger. He's this, he's that. It was like, I wearing wranglers and cowboy boots. This is the same shit that I wore in Columbus. And I moved to Podunk ass, Ohio. And it was like, he a wigger or is he a lyncher? Inbred weirdos are. Oh, fuck. No, my buddy.

Speaker: Well, they're talking about like friends that made a huge difference in your life, man. Fucking doc. Still in, uh, he's still in El Paso. Poor boys still stuck at Fort Bliss, but they're out at NTC right now. And, uh, I, I called him the other day cause I know he's, he's out there. So he's in the field. He can't take my call. So I just left him a message like, you know, I miss you buddy, all this stuff. And I got all emotional. I was like, fuck dude.

Speaker: I've been through some shit over the last just three years with that man. Fucking he came over to the house. The kids loved him. He's uncle doc. He was over the house all the time. We eat dinner and fucking go outside, smoke some cigarettes, get drunk, get emotional bonfires. Just me and him. God damn, went camping about 16 times. I miss that man. All right. These birds are starting to shit on my fucking patio and I'm going to kill it. That was big. Like, you know,

Speaker: Chris and I kind of went our different ways after graduation and whatnot. And I was one of those cats that we talk every once in a while, we catch, we'd hit each other up here in there. And he's one of those dudes, like I said, Jeff and I, we met when I was at the career center, but I met Chris in seventh grade.

Speaker: He was just that guy, man. It was always me. It was me, Chris and Flea. And then we added Hoovy to our little group. And we couldn't have been any more different. The four of us could have not been any more different, or from the opposite end of the spectrum.

Speaker: That's four cats. I don't even know what that, I don't even know what the hell happened to Flea. I don't know where he is. I don't know if he's still alive or anything like that. I know where Matt's out in Texas. I think he's playing base for the red hot chili peppers. Yeah, right. Uh, no, no, Matt's Matt and his wife and his kids and, and his mom and sisters. I think they're out in Texas. Uh, you know, Matt joined the army and he met his wife and.

Speaker: They got grandkids and they got grand babies and shit like that. And, you know, Matt and I still talk quite a bit. And, uh, you know, Chris is just up the road from me and I got only those last time I talked to Flea. Uh, I mean, it's been, it's been years ago and, and, and I think he was in North Carolina. And, uh, I mean, I just, I just don't know. And, uh, you know, but there's no Rammer, Chris, there's no Rammer reason. And I don't know if you're still here. I don't think you are, but whoa, Wally.

Speaker: There's no rhyme or reason that you and I don't hang out more. We're literally a half hour away from each other at the end of the day. But I don't know, man. It's weird when you have those friends, man. You have those friends that hold that, you know, and I have a couple of guys I grew up with, you know, my brother Donny, we literally grew up together. My dad and his dad grew up together and

Speaker: You know, him and I grew up together. That's like my brother. His two younger brothers are like my baby brothers, but I've known these cats our entire lives. Like we've known each other our entire lives. And then I got Louie, which is another buddy of mine. We met at the time my oldest daughter was born and didn't realize that we've actually known each other.

Speaker: I've known him since he was a baby because our families were intertwined. We were connected from friends, other family members growing up together. And these guys are all not far away from me and we never hang out. We don't ever even really talk. And these are guys I gotta, I feel like I'm letting them down. It's weird.

Speaker: I'm the oldest, at the end of the day, I'm the oldest out of a group outside of Jeff, between me and Jeff. But I'm the oldest out of the group and I feel like I'm letting these guys down. And now I'm thinking like, damn, I'm doing this fucking men's mental health. And I know I got these guys down here that have been going through shit and have dealt with shit. And I call them friends, I call them brothers. Man, I've really let them down. I haven't been there for these guys. You know, we're getting some real quick. I'm not going to

Speaker: say this, I don't say this lightly, but real quick, Monday Night Madness, essentially. One of the big things that we deal with in the military is obviously the unaliving yourself rate. 22 a day is ridiculous. That's a ridiculous rate. One of the big deals that we run into in the military is transitioning either from base to base

Speaker: or from being in the military to being out. And I've been lucky enough that one of my buddies who was new to the military game when I would join the army, he ended up taking a frag during the training and he got medically discharged two months after I did. And he's now retired at 21 years old.

Speaker: Uh, because he got hit by a frag grenade, which, you know, but I hadn't talked to him since I got out. I messaged him last month. Um, I had been thinking like, since I got out, I had been thinking about all the shit that's been so hard for me and everything I've been dealing with, but I've got a family and I got all this that helps me push through all these transitioning things and losing all your friends and all the shit that you go through in the military.

Speaker: And, uh, I messaged him and I was like, how you been since you got out? Because I knew how much I had struggled with it. And he was like, dude, this shit's the, this is the hardest thing I've ever had to do in my life. I lost all my friends and it wasn't my fault. I lost the job of my dreams and it wasn't my fault. I got tore up and the doctors don't know if I'm going to be the same ever again. And I'm 21 and all this other shit. And I'm sitting here thinking to myself, dude, I've been thinking the same thing since I got out.

Speaker: seven months ago and i haven't messaged him once and this was one of my one of my good good friends while we were in korea and when we got back and we had we spent a lot of time time together on the job off the job drinking going to bars having one -on -ones and just being great friends and great people and then we got out or i got out and i was like i forgot about it

Speaker: I remember the night that he got frag that training and they said, Hey, there was an incident. It was Mason. We don't know the details. And I was like, I remember my heart like sinking because she's such a good friend. And then I got out the military. It was like, I left my friends and I was like, you know, I'm starting to do chapter and I completely forgot about the fact that everybody else going through this shit too. And they might not have what I have to help them. So I kind of like you feel, I feel like I've been letting them down and the buddies that I,

Speaker: I've left behind too, you know, just dude, I feel like I could do so much more for them. Yeah. I mean, I just kind of hit me like a ton of breaks, bro. And I mean, like, you know, we're, we're, you know, I'm going to go ahead and say this, you know, we're doing a, we're doing a show all about men's mental health. Yeah. And we're sharing our stories and we're talking about this and the other thing, but at the end of the day,

Speaker: The guys that were closest with the men that we, the other men that we call brothers, I kind of feel like we're, we're slacking on and we're letting down. And I almost, no, actually I'm not, I'm going to actually, I'm going to hit them up tomorrow. And I want to plan something and I want to bring these guys on the show with me, you know, and, and, and, and Connor, I would like to let you know that, um,

Speaker: that applies to you as well if if you would like to reach out to the guys that you feel like you've dropped the ball on and I was gonna say something up and we'll do it on the show but I like legit tomorrow I'm gonna reach out to these guys and be like look guys you know I'm sorry you know I

Speaker: I call you guys brothers and I've dropped the fucking ball. And I would love for you guys to come on here and be a part of this and take part and let's have the conversation. And you have that military aspect where the guys that I call brothers, that mean the world to me.

Speaker: And you and Jeff and whatnot, you guys are a part of that group. You guys mean the world to me, but there's guys that I feel like I've fucked up and I've dropped the ball on because how am I going to sit here and say that I want to do a show promoting men's mental health, but then I'm not going to fucking be here for the guys that I've known most of my life or all of my life. So I feel like I need to

Speaker: Yeah. All back up and be like Christian McCaffrey and run that son of a bitch for the game, for Kevin touched it. You just made me think about this is why it's like, it's kind of hitting me. Yeah. I'd love to have Mason in particular, uh, come on the show and talk about

Speaker: what it's been like for him to transition because I know even from his childhood, he had a really rough childhood growing up in Oklahoma. But yeah, no, homeboys have a tough time since he got out. And I'm sure that just for him to be able to come on here and talk about it and have other men talk about it with him probably helped him out a lot. And I want to do a military show on Monday night. I want to do a military show.

Speaker: I want to invite our vets to come up. You, especially, but other vets to come up and I want to do a Veterans Night where we allow our vets to kind of, I don't know, I don't know, it's weird for me.

Speaker: But, uh, you know, I do want to do a vet's night, but, you know, like I said, yeah, man, I've neglected, I've neglected guys that, uh, and I'm not putting on you guys, you know, I'm not putting on you guys. So don't like, if you're hearing this or when I reach out to you, don't, don't feel some sort of way. I'm not putting on you guys. It's on me. Yeah. You know, at the end of the day, again, this is, this is where, um, my pride comes in.

Speaker: I'm not blaming you guys. I'm not putting anything on you guys. It's on me. I fucked up. I dropped the ball and pick it back up and make shit right. So when I reach out to you guys, whether you hear this or when I reach out to you and I'll tell you the same thing, when I reach out to you, don't think that I'm trying to make you feel bad or looking for a pity part or anything like that. It's me realizing that I've dropped the fucking ball.

Speaker: And you guys should have been there. And it almost makes me a friend of mine that not a lot of people realized how close we were. He was a Marine. And I say he was a Marine because he was killed in action. I almost want to reach out to his sister when we do the Monday night with the vets.

Speaker: I don't know how it's gonna go. That's a toughie. It's a toughie, but I think it's something because she's very pro veteran mental health, very pro veteran health, blah blah blah.

Speaker: But I think a lot of people who may hear or see it are going to look at it differently because they didn't realize the friendship that him and I actually had. We were from two different worlds and I was a low key friend because he didn't want other people to judge him because him and I were friends, which was cool. I didn't care.

Speaker: And his sister's an amazing woman. She's absolutely an amazing woman. She was awesome in high school, but no, she's a huge proponent to not only our veterans' health and making sure our vets are taken care of, but especially when it comes to mental health. Unfortunately, mental health and everything like that didn't get the best of him.

Speaker: he died doing what you guys sign up for at the end of the day. So we all know Marines first in first to die. Yeah. Last out. My pops as my grandfather's and my ex wife's grandfather who is a was a Marine. He died

Speaker: many years ago, old age, whatever. As they all said, Marines make great body shields. Oh, absolutely. But no, that's so. But I feel like as many expects specifically, I'm gonna put this challenge out to

Speaker: And I'm gonna drop this on Jeff as well now that Jeff ever shows up on Monday nights, which is fine. It's that's his night off I'm gonna put this challenge out to you and I specifically We need to reach out we need to pick that ball back up or we've dropped the ball We've been we need to make that connection and me personally and not only am I gonna make that connection but

Speaker: I would like to invite these guys on the show. You know, if you want to reach out and make the connections back and create those connections again, and you want to invite them on the show on a Monday night, you know, I'm 100 % going to fully support you. I will say this to you. I'll give you this caveat. When, when we do a veterans thing and we invite their vets to come on here.

Speaker: I'm a co -host, and it's your show. I can't, I can't, I can't host a show for something that I'm not. I'm not a vet. Unfortunately, I'm not a vet, but I would like for you to host that show. I'll be here as a co -host. Yeah, I'm down with it. What I'll say is with a show like, with a show like that, especially if

Speaker: If there are combat veterans or even just better in general, a lot of people have stories of shit. They've been through shit. They've seen that they don't like talking about or that sometimes, sometimes they like talking about it. And it's just good. I don't care how dark or how twisted it is. I think that what I would say is I would make sure that whoever you reach out to in the veteran community knows that there's absolutely no pressure to tell anybody anything. Whatever you want to talk to, whatever you want to, whatever. And again, you being a vet and you being in that community,

Speaker: and you having friends and stuff, I get, you know, let them know and I'll reiterate it when we start to show. We're only going to talk about what you want to talk about. You don't have to, you don't have to feel pressured. That's the only part I'm going to be as a host is the introduction and, and let them know, Hey, look, whatever you want to talk about, this is your, this is your guys's world. Nobody's here to judge you. Nobody's going to say anything different.

Speaker: And this goes for not only US vets, but any vets, whether you're British army or Canadian or wherever you served. Not as good as us, but yeah. Not as good as us. But, you know, if you have to take part in that show, it is an open world and whatever you want to share is up to you. And nobody's going to judge you at the end of the day.

Speaker: And like I said, as, as, as a representing the vet, not only the air force, but also the army. I'm here, but I'm taking a go hose role and, you know, I'll fill in where I need to fill in and I'll chime in where I feel like I want to chime in or I need to chime in and this is your baby. When we do the vet show, I can do that, man. That's not that hard. You're telling me all you gotta do is sit there and talk with a bunch of other veterans.

Speaker: This sounds like a plan to me, dude. You guys can be as real as you want to fucking be. Connor, first and foremost, you know that I don't censor anybody. I don't put anything on anybody. Yeah. So, I mean, I do want to make that happen. And actually, like I said, I have failed as a friend. I have failed as a brother to these people, to the guys that have been there for me and the guys that I've grown up with.

Speaker: And I'm going to remedy, I'm going to remedy that starting tomorrow and I'm going to reach out to him and I'm going to mix and I want to start making it a point where we all conversate on a regular basis and we all talk. And if the opportunity is there for us to get together on a Sunday afternoon and just hang out and, you know, barbecue some brats and, you know, um, I want to make that happen.

Speaker: And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the cue to end the show. The baby in the back now. Oh, Princess Penelope is awake. Anyways, we do absolutely have to end the show because I have to go get forklift certified tomorrow.

Speaker: And I don't want to be a worthless pile of shit, even though I can honestly drive a forklift in my sleep. Let's be honest, but, uh, we do appreciate you guys. We appreciate you guys hanging out. We will be back. Not since we're not since we'll be back Saturday night with a brand new episodes somewhere in between seven and seven 30 PM Eastern time.

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Speaker: on all of our social media is pinned at the top or in the bio or anything. There's a, that link is there so you can find us everywhere. You don't have to worry about any of that jazz. Um, okay. So anyways, so appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully replay viewers. Thank you guys. Uh, hopefully hit us with that following us with that subscribe greatly appreciate them follows and everything like that.

Speaker: Oh, Lord have mercy. Where am I going? Well, that's a goddamn truth. I really don't take regular breaks tonight, but that didn't happen. However, we are going to wrap the show up with a song and being a 42 year old grown ass man who's been through hell and back.

Speaker: and dealt with everything you can imagine. I feel like this song and Connor is, I mean, you're a young man. You're a young man, but you're not, you're not as good as you once were. Oh, I love it. I knew you were going this way. So I feel like as good as I once was, all of us would have been out there or men who've been through it. And then you're just not, you're just not in the primary of life.

Speaker: You got one left in you. You got one left in you if it really needs to happen. I threw a few back. Go see as good as I once was to end the show up. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. She said I seen you in here before. I said I've been here a time or two.

Speaker: She said, hello, my name is Bob and Joe Meet my twin sister, Fannie Lou And we're both feeling kinda wild tonight You're the only cowboy in this place And if you're up for a rodeo I'll put a big Texas smile on your face I said, girls

Speaker: I ain't as good as I once was I got a few years on me now But there was a time back in my prime When I could really live now

Speaker: I ain't as good as I once was But I'm as good once as I ever was I still hang out with my best friend Dave I've known him since we were kids at school

Speaker: Last night he had a few shots He got in a tight spot Hustling a game of poo With a couple of retin -aid boys One great big fat biker man I heard David yell across the room Hey buddy, how about a helping hand? I said, Dave

Speaker: I ain't as good as I once was I how the years have flown But there was a time back in my prime When I could really hold my own

Speaker: Tonight Guess those boys don't look all that tough I ain't as good as I once was But I'm as good at once as I ever was I used to be held on wheels Back when I was a younger man

Speaker: Now my lottie says that you can't do this boy But my brat says oh yes you can I ain't as good as I once was That's just the cold hard truth I still throw a few back, talk a little smack When I'm feeling bulletproof

Speaker: I'd have to call your bluff I ain't as good as I once was But I'm as good once as I ever was I may not be as good as I once was But I'm as good once as I ever was

Speaker: Yes, sir. You heard it from the man himself. RIP Toby key as good as I once was, ladies and gentlemen. Yes, sir. Let's fucking go. Thank you guys for hanging out. Appreciate it. We'll see you Saturday night for a brand new episode. Don't forget Saturday night is the open door challenge. So any goofy sons of bitches that are feeling extra froggy,

Speaker: and want to jump on the show with us, you are welcome to join us. I'm just saying whatever you said, Connor, Jeffrey down left, he done hit us with the deuces. Is there anything you'd like to say before we exit stage left? Go fuck yourself, San Diego. Take that San Diego.

Speaker: and fuck the charges while we're at it. I love the Ron Burgundy clothes. Thank you. I'm glad that you actually got it. I didn't know. Yes. Oh, absolutely. We're almost here at channel four news. I'm Don Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego. Sex Panther.

Speaker: 60 % of the time, it works every time. I'm going to be very honest. That smells like straight gasoline. Oh, that's a great movie. That's up there, man. I like like three Will Ferrell movies. Talladega Nights, Step Rose, and freaking, uh, uh, uh, Ron Burgerman. Anchorman. Yeah. So anyways, ladies and gentlemen, before we get sidetracked for another four hours,

Speaker: when you come to the crossroads in life and you don't know what you're going to do and you're asking yourself, where should I go and what should I do? We'll just remember simple, five simple letters, five simple words, W, W, and N, D. What would nonsense go nonsense to? I'm going to do the fucking opposite at the end of the day. With that being said, be good or be good at it, ladies and gentlemen.

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