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Speaker: having Saturday bitches. What's up? It is Saturday night. You know what that means? The door's wide open. Jeff's already just wrapped the link on the face or the YouTube and the twitchy. I'm going to drop it in the Facebook right now. You can hear my voice automatically doesn't do that.
Speaker: There we go. Links it to all them places. Shatter's box. We see you. What's going on with you? Ben J. I'm here for the K. Anywho, he's Jeff. I'm click. This is nonsensical nonsense. It's here tonight. Hopefully you guys are having a good weekend. I'm a little hyped up tonight. Sorry. Been in a good mood all day for some weird reason. Been a little animated all day so far, but if you're not already, go ahead. Check out. You're always animated.
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Speaker: and give us a follow -up, listen, share. A little thumb is up. Yeah, a little throwback. Give Jeff the old double -thumbing. Yeah, buddy. Jeff, are you feeling any better tonight? I am feeling way better. For me, yeah. I still have a little bit of a stop -ridden nose, but not as bad as it was.
Speaker: I haven't thrown up in two days. So, still got a broken bazine. Yeah. What are you going to do? Be a man. I didn't go to the doctor. My wife's like, you want to go to the doctor? No, I'm not dying. Do you get prescriptions? I don't get it. No, I don't Mexico. You can go get paracetamol over the counter. 500 milligram maybe.
Speaker: Yeah, do those that's the fuck out Taking for headaches. I get headaches all day. Let's start a screen just Just get your six pack of beer man, ah You say down the cold Yeah, buddy
Speaker: much like COVID. Cold comes in my body and I'm like, hey, I got something for that. Nope, nope, nope, nope. I'm good. I'm out. Better hold on. I got you now. Hold on. Work over. All right, bitch. You want to make me sick? You want to make me sick? You want to make me sick?
Speaker: You're going to learn today. What'd you do over the past couple of days, sir? Man, you know. Oh, yeah. Uh, you know, uh, kicking babies, drowning puppies, and uh, you know, putting kittens in blenders. The norm. Normal, normal couple of days. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody's going to hear that and go, Oh my God.
Speaker: These are the jokes folks. These are the jokes. I didn't turn it on. Uh, no, but like I said before the show, you know, this morning, usually Saturday morning, you know, because my brother -in -law and sister -in -law always come over on weekend.
Speaker: morning. I was like, everybody, come on, I'm gonna go fucking I want to fucking eat. I want to go to the mall. I want to pick up a few things. Everybody ready, ready walk out the fucking door, open the fucking front door. And it was just like stand outside of fucking waterfall. So yeah, all right. Everybody go back to bed. Fuck this shit. I'm not going nowhere. Everybody inside.
Speaker: And then my wife's sitting there and she's like, don't you need cigarettes? I'm like, shut the fuck up. I started out in the rain. You can't get cigarettes and chips. You are the fucker. You are the fucker. I'm going anyway. And Benji, you're the fucking man, bro. You rock, dude. No, last night I was, yesterday I was
Speaker: uh, posted new episodes. I found out, uh, we have to keep the show at at least a minimum, uh, uh, no, our maximum of no more than six hours. Um, so we'll have to keep an eye on that and kind of keep better track of that. I will say this though, if it's a Saturday night and we're having a good run and we're having a good time, we'll stop the show at six hours or just before six hours. And then we'll come right back up.
Speaker: Agreed. Yeah. Um, but, uh, you know, I was talking to a coworker the other day and, you know, not long after we did one of these marathon, like eight hour fucking episodes and she's like, how the fuck? She's like, you talk all day at work. So yeah. I'm assuming you're, you're a co -host, you know,
Speaker: I'm assuming he talks most of the day. Not as much as I do because, you know, he's not on the phone all day, but he talks to people. How the fuck do you guys talk for eight hours? You obviously don't listen to the show. It's a, it's a, it's a nice combination and mixture. Uh,
Speaker: Alcohol, ADHD. Yeah. I said, well, here's the thing. I mean, I thought I said, you've heard me speak. I can be on one, I can talk about six subjects at the same time and not lose my place. And Chris is the same way. You know, and then you get in a good flow about something. I mean, shit, we did that, that movie thing for two hours.
Speaker: off the cuff, you know, we didn't plan it. It just showed up. We did an hour and a half on the Ryan Reynolds, uh, Kevin Costner thing. We did what? A hour and a half, two hours on the funerals. I said, that's, that's just a Wednesday or Tuesday. If we get a good subject that we can keep rolling on and we can have fun with it. It doesn't become a beating the dead, a dead horse moment.
Speaker: I said, yeah, we're going to rock. Yeah. It starts to become a dead horse. I said, and I forbid I get this motherfucker talking about sports. I can take a **** nap and wake up 12 hours away later and he's still going. What are you going to do? Oh, it is another Atturo Fuente but it's it's a darker one. The last one I had. Yeah, it is.
Speaker: Uh, you know, what's up when you're, you know what? The problem was smoking a big star. When you're done, you got a big old butt. I really can't. I'm waiting for the head brown. Wasn't your dad joke about raising cream pie? Yes. Yes.
Speaker: Yes. I saw that. I'm like, you know, I know. I like these. I like these, um, a tour of what dates that they're not, they're not bad that I, you know, they got a nice flavor to them. Um, and, uh, there's still, I want to get more on the shorter side, but, uh, these ones aren't as good.
Speaker: You got one for now, one for later. Yeah, no, it's all right. I like it. Yeah. How thick is that? About a dime.
Speaker: That's not a dime. That's not bad. Yeah. The other one I have is probably just shy of maybe almost a quarter, not quite a quarter. Yeah. Those are just too big. Yeah. I can't take all that. That's just a lot to have in your mouth. You can't handle that girth and length. Yeah. That's too much girth. It's like sucking on a fucking soda can. It's like when I took my beer.
Speaker: what what am I? Nick? No. No, I don't know. I think the thing is when when you get those figures, you know, and all seriousness, when you get those bigger, thicker cigars, that's a lot of **** smoke on a hit and it it feels like a harder drag. You gotta suck harder, so to speak.
Speaker: No, it's hard to be serious, but I really just said. I believe your exact words were straight from the horse's mouth. When you listen to those replay calls, we listened to a bunch of replays and comment on them. And when Tony said he was the ass hunter.
Speaker: He was like two hours. He time stamped it in the comments. You're in the street with a horse in the mouth. Two hours. In 14 seconds. But Duro. Sometimes we say things that we don't think about when we say them. We have new cultures.
Speaker: And I'm master, master clip artist over here. So I, I constantly put things that they shouldn't say. And, you know, just, just have them in the, in my back pocket for whenever I may need them. Cause you just, you just never know. You never know. You just never know. When you want to pick up clips, you have a little video for us. Yeah. Well,
Speaker: Stop trying to blow your load. All right. Calm down, little buddy. Oh, no, I got. I was already I was already working on it. All right. I was just not alone for you here a little bit. I was just I was just going to throw that reminder out there. If you guys are watching this on Facebook or Instagram or or not Instagram, but Facebook or YouTube or or Twitch, there is a link in the bio. It is Saturday and my man right there, Thor.
Speaker: You know, the door's open. Come on in. Or as Benji said, or as Benji said earlier, they're going to walk out the door, fart, and then leave. I'm like, well. Well, you know, those are some of the cold moments. Chairs, everybody. What Hodor did that day, he came in farted all up in the room. And, you know, to make you and me speak,
Speaker: and then throw Brian in on top of that. That's a lot. That's impressive. Yeah. It's one thing to leave Brian speechless is one thing. That's pretty easy to do, but some of the comments that came that when I was making fun of him and then when he was trying to come back at me, Brian's facial expressions said it all. Oh my God. Like, you know, I don't know how to do it, but I wish we could have just done one of these where it just
Speaker: All of a sudden does this. So they could have been like, whoa. Just sat there silent going, Jesus Christ. The part of Brian that almost kind of sort of felt bad for him almost kind of sort of felt bad. Except he gave his own order.
Speaker: uh i think the lights just went out at michigan stadium or the big house playing another fucking night game man but um yeah so speaking of the um open door challenge saturday night for anybody who wants to bring the happy asses have been here as tony would be would say bring your ass well he's awesome
Speaker: For those of you who don't have or whatever reason you don't have tick tock or you don't have social media Or maybe you're not fucking following us because I don't know why maybe you're just stalking us. Yeah, we have some of those. Hi larkers How y 'all doing goofy bitches? I I I wanted to put a little to kind of show off our last couple open doors
Speaker: you know, and kind of put a spotlight on the people who've come up and said hello and joined us on the show. I'm going to actually turn my mic on and shout out these people.
Speaker: Thank you.
Speaker: just barely growing up prayer like hell marries if you see my man jay oh my god oh my god hang out with us demon jarvis he's been doing a lot more twitch than actual
Speaker: so far to the people who have joined us. And I meant to add Hodor in there. Uh, but I totally forgot. Yeah. But that video showed good guests. Uh, the only problem I have with that clip of, of, uh, Jarvis is it looks like he's sucking on a light. He was off camera.
Speaker: He's doing demon shit, man. It could be worse. He could be doing a rubber. Well, you know, I mean, you've heard of an exorcism. What's an exorcism? Sure. You call the priest and they exercise a demon from one's body. You know how to reverse demon reverse exorcism? I'm assuming that's where they, you know what? That's where the demon tells the priest to get off the little boy.
Speaker: Yeah. Jeff said it, Ron. Jeff said it. You cannot talk about the Christians. I can talk about whoever the fuck I want. What are they going to do? There are very judgy people. They'll pray for you. That's what the fuck they're going to do, Jeff. Oh, maybe I can hear them. That's judgment upon you. I need you.
Speaker: I thought you said I didn't out you. I have a question for you. And my question is this. What is your favorite Eddie Murphy movie? Favorite Eddie Murphy movie? Yes, that is correct.
Speaker: You know, this might come to a surprise or come to a surprise. That's a bit of an Eddie Murphy fan. OK, well, OK, well, let me put it this way. Let me say my favorite role. Now, my favorite, obviously, I mean, I'm not like don't not like Eddie Murphy. I was going to say why? Yeah, duh. I mean,
Speaker: Obviously, we're racist. No, I am. He's just he's a lot like the rock to me. I mean, when he does comedy, since he's the same character. OK. You know, the obvious answer to that, probably my favorite movies are Beverly Hills Cop and 48 Hours and another 48 Hours. OK, OK. Well, my personal favorite
Speaker: It's of course coming to America. The movie's so fucking overrated. Fuck you. I love that movie. The second one, not so much. Second one's got a white man. But I heard the second one was just. Oh, dude, it was so. Like they tried to recycle some of their. They've reached. They've reached so hard and just missed the mark by miles. But in the movie. Well, hello there.
Speaker: Well, there she is in the movie straight and like you'll find this interesting In the movie coming to America. There's a certain song for a for a commercial The soul glow You know the soul glow so glow is I mean who actually sings I
Speaker: soul goes off i'm assuming it's either eddie murphy charlie murphy or uh what's his name uh fucking uh what a five -figure set rick james no actually here it is here's the dude
Speaker: Just let your soul sing
Speaker: The whitest motherfucker on the planet. I'm gonna call fake fish. No way, that's the guy who's saying that. That is actually the dude that shung that part in the movie. He actually helped write it and sang it. I do mean business. I'm channeling my inner, uh, my inner mob boss, mafioso.
Speaker: But I saw that the other day and it's making its rounds on Ticky Tacky. And I was like, oh, look at that. Much like the guy that did Teenage Dirtbag. Everybody was shocked that he sang the Girl Part 2. And there's another shocker right there. The guy that sings solo is very, very, very, very white. That dude looks like Joe.
Speaker: I'll do it. I can't, I can't hit that note. Did you sing the solo? I sang along. I'm stuck in my head for like three days. Literally I got off the show the other day. Of course I was feeling sick. And then the next morning I woke up sitting over here at work and I'm looking through TikTok and I saw that and I was like,
Speaker: That's the guy that sings solo and having to get it able to get out of my head. You got a new guy coming to check us out. Nice binge. Appreciate that. Appreciate some shares by the way. Uh, no, I just, um, I used to kind of dabble in the cigar game back in the day. And then this summer Nikki's parents came to visit for the weekend and me and her dad went and got some.
Speaker: And then I've just really been craving them. So lately I've been going and getting one for Saturday nights when I do this show. And I did have one Wednesday because they, I got these on a two for like a, like a buy one, get one type deal. They were of this brand. They were whatever. So I was like, yeah. So I had one Wednesday night and I still had this one for tonight, but I don't know.
Speaker: Makes me feel like what's his name from it from the A team. It's not. Is it Murdock? No, Murdock. Murdock. No. He's a crazy one. It's space and B .A. is Mr. T. Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch. I feel like an idiot.
Speaker: oral fixation. Shut up. Shut up. Appreciate the chair, chair. Hannibal. Yeah, Hannibal. Yeah, it makes me feel like Hannibal from the ATN. I love it when it comes together. I don't know when a plane comes together.
Speaker: Yeah. Dude, Liam Nation killed it, his panel. That whole cast killed it. The guy that played the crazy one? Yeah, not a good chance. Yeah, I liked him. I liked the whole cast. I thought he did great. But the four main characters, I didn't really care for all the other, I mean, you could have literally just texted anybody.
Speaker: Well, the fact that they crushed the van in the first like 20 minutes. You're not the only one. Stop lurking. Come in the show and say hello. Don't worry. You can change the camera. Maybe you can disguise your voice.
Speaker: Oh, hey, it's um blady It's like a like a guest a guest on one of the episodes Hold on
Speaker: Was he like a guest? I mean, they had so many guests on the A -Team back in the day, though. Like, all those shows in the 80s and stuff always had, like, random -ass musicians. It was season four, episode 60. Google. Gotta love it. We have kidnapped Benji. We've made him one of our own.
Speaker: Nonsense provided. I do have a friend of mine. She's going to be starting a podcast here very soon. I've been telling her forever a year to do the goddamn thing that we've been talking today. She's going to actually finally started when she comes on. I told her, I said, you'll have to do it on like a Monday or a Wednesday because Saturdays are completely out of control. Oh yeah. Her podcast is a lot more serious than ours.
Speaker: Oh, geez. I don't want to put too much out there right now, but I think it's going to be a really good podcast. She's just working through the nerves and, and, and, you know, I said, once you get the first one out of the way, you'll be fine. What do they call a Mandela effect? Like, I know George, I know. Mandela effects freaked me out.
Speaker: to the point where it's like, I don't, I don't even want to know them anymore because I'm, what is it? I saw one today. You know, the song row, row, row your boat. Yeah. Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. You know, there's a second verse. Yeah. Like, Oh, touch. Nope. I like merrily, merrily, merrily we go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Beyond that.
Speaker: Yeah. The second verse is in deliverance. I was like, what the **** You better not be a keyboard gangster because you know, you wouldn't say that **** in real life because I'm a **** baby. I'm a **** That's why you type it all that clickety
Speaker: It'll be a very joyful event. Okay, the second line is, if you see a polar bear, don't forget to shiver. What? I say not. And it's not down, it's not down the street. It's down the river. What? Row, row, row your boat, generally down the river? That's what it's saying here.
Speaker: You go to classical music .com, row, row, row your boat, gently down the river. If you see a full of dirt, don't forget to shiver. There's also one, uh, ride, ride, ride your bike. I saw three or four of them. I was like, I've never heard anything but the original. What's the dinner report, Chris? I didn't, I didn't know that.
Speaker: Didn't well the one I heard on tik -tok. I was just like it goes down the stream You know like normal, and then there's another part where where guys fall out of the boat screaming. I was like, what the fuck? There's gonna be fucking polar bears Alaska I don't think there's polar bears in Alaska. I think they all live in Antarctica
Speaker: I mean, I'm not the polar bear authority or anything like that. All I know about polar bears. All I know about polar bears is they, they, they club baby seals and they drink Coke. That's all I know. Do you ever see a polar bear to seal Alaska, Canada, Russia, Greenland, and some Northern islands owned by no Norway, such as some are albabars.
Speaker: They don't live in Antarctica. Do yourself, do yourselves a favor listeners. Well, or don't do yourself a favor. Watch us. Watch a fucking polar bear eat a, eat a baby or eat a seal. That is the most violent thing you'll ever watch on TV or YouTube. Yeah. Yeah. I seen a video of a polar bear use another animal. I think a penguin or something like that to beat a seal to death with.
Speaker: The one seals are raping penguins. Yeah, I did see that. Those are fucked up. This poor penguin just taking it. I guess a hard video to watch. I'm like, dude, you didn't buy a bitch dinner. It's handmade. It's handmade. It's rolled on the side of the Cuban honey.
Speaker: I got that good. Good. It's a sweet dog. Blizzy. There's a, there's a taco truck. I saw, I saw me the other day. It was a handmade tacos by the beautiful hands of a Virgin maid. And if she's not available, Carlos is here.
Speaker: I can cover my own arse by any statement by simply adding at the end. I'm no expert on this subject. Well, according to Gugli, polar bears are not found in Antarctica. Alaska, Canada, Russia, Greenland, and some northern islands owned by Norway. I will not fight a polar bear, by the way.
Speaker: I'll fight a grizzly bear before I fight a polar bird. I'll beat the shit out of a chicken. Do we get your ass beat by a chicken? Dude, last night, Kevin and I watched the movie Wild Hog. At one point in the movie, they're all standing around with the sheriff of this town and they're like, go slap the bull.
Speaker: Oh greece lightning over there he goes smacks the bull And they're like we're curious to see what's gonna happen now that the bulls alert. They're like wait What? Jeff how many times have you pulled up to cockpipes down there in Mexico with your dick in your hand?
Speaker: You're too many to count. You're too much a train down the drain. Down the drain. You were doing cock push ups, cock pull ups and everything. Yeah. You know, you put your hands behind your back and lift the whole body. It's a practice. Cock eyes on your dick in your head. I went, uh, Senor. How you doing? Senor. These are chickens. It's not that kind of cock.
Speaker: There's a warm up. Yeah, it's supposed to train it down the fucking drain. There is actually a buddy by it's like, he wanted to go to the cockpit. He's like, no, I'm good. They're still illegal. Are they still illegal? Yeah, I'm out. Yeah, they are. And I was like, yeah, I'm good. I'm good. Very much illegal, but that don't mean, you know,
Speaker: Oh, they happen. Because, because, you know, once you make a law and say that it's illegal, everybody abides. Nobody wants to do it. Oh yeah. Nobody breaks a law once it's established as being illegal. I mean, nah, that don't happen. That's why we live in such an amazing world. Yeah. Nobody's out there doing illegal stuff. Yeah.
Speaker: There's no point for you to have certain items, Chris. Why would you need that? Because it's illegal. I had a, I was talking to one of my contractors and I had a lady walk by and kind of heard the conversation and then we were talking about guns.
Speaker: And he's like a hunter and a he's like a big hunter and a fisherman and everything like that. Right. She's like. She's like, I wish they would make guns illegal so nobody could have them. And I was like, yeah, because nobody's murdering or raping or or robbing banks or anything, right? She went, she went. Speaking of. What up, Tim?
Speaker: Don't be, don't be a random stranger on the screen. Put your nose in my conversation. First and foremost. Where did you go to lose? We were talking about hunting and fishing. Where's all the guests? Have you heard the story on the news of the guy that robbed the bank? This is a true story. This guy, apparently he had a fight with his wife. He's like, fuck you. I'm going to go to jail where you can't bother me. So he goes and robs the bank for a dollar.
Speaker: Then he sits down on the floor and waits for the cops to show up. He got sentenced three days ago to 30 days house arrest. I was like, damn dude, that's how I just fuck. What up Tim? Well, like, you know, some people are just too afraid to come out of the shadows and some people are afraid to come on camera. I understand.
Speaker: people are afraid of our people. They're like, oh, I'm not as pretty as most of you. I imagine we're not even in the, we're not even through the first hour yet. So yeah, it's early. Usually we get through the first hour before people roll up. I mean, you can go fishing with guns. Uh, I have friends that have used dynamite. Um,
Speaker: type of a gun when you go alligator gar fishing you use like a crossbow type contraption or a bow and arrow either or but yeah absolutely we were talking about hunting and fishing like so we were talking about you know
Speaker: what type of, you know, I don't hunt anymore, but I would like to get back into it. The only problem is I just don't have the room to have hunting gear and stuff like that. But when I get a house, there'll be a different story. I would like to get back into honey. So we were, we were talking about that. It didn't even have anything to do with anything. And this lady had nothing to do with anything either. Like she wasn't even part of the conversation. Like bitch, how'd your business? Oh, great. Yeah.
Speaker: Once again, you're not lying. Well, well. Now, honey, honey, what do you want when you are a pussy?
Speaker: My bad. Time down. Yeah, Hunter's not here, so. I was never a big deer hunter just because it was too early, too fucking cold, but I was a hell of a tracker. So usually my buddies would call up the house and go, like, I shot a deer. Really? Yeah. Well, did you shoot it or did you wing it? I don't know. Shot it. Definitely shot it. So then I would go track for him.
Speaker: Now, I enjoyed hunting pheasant, rabbit, squirrel, turkey. Okay, here's my problem with squirrel, is there's not a lot of meat there. I don't. I can't. I went for hunting like four times. A little miss hundred dollar words. What the hell is pathetic? It's pathetic.
Speaker: You said you said it was being a smartass. Like being a smartass. Yeah. Yeah. We don't we we don't appreciate smartass. Well, you booty. Ooh. That's. We don't like smart answering this show. That's a serious. That's a pretty sober word. That's a bunch. We're **** joking in the comments. That's our show.
Speaker: I'm sorry. We're having our own conversation. Make it better. So sick of the drama. $100 words, man. $100 words, brother. You got to be careful. You can't trust them. No, I do like deer hunting. The first time I went deer hunting, man, oh, you want to talk about an experience.
Speaker: Hey, nervous as fuck, and I'm up there with my 12 -gauge. And I'm in the tree, and of course, as you said, Chris, it's very early in the morning. It's freezing. Up to sea, Jeff. Shoot a 12 -gauge. I do. I do! Shit!
Speaker: No, no, no. It's not a movie, sir. No, you want to talk about it can't come fucking help and guns. I'm fucking will knock you on your ass. You see those videos? You see those videos of people using guns that don't know how to use them. And it's just like that was Jeff. The funny thing, somebody tried to shoot it was was big 50 caliber.
Speaker: revolver. They do one of these and smack himself in the forehead and then they wonder why the nose is broken. That's like, that's like, uh, I, I see the clip. There was a seed, uh, one of the fast superiors, whatever, where Michelle Rodriguez comes out of a barn and she's got a pistol drawn and fucking group comes out and he's got a salt off, like salt off 12 gauge shotgun. And he's holding it like this. And I'm like,
Speaker: That's a lot of people don't realize when they watch movies what you see in a movie No, no, no, but that's gonna hurt when it rocks back and destroys your orbital bone
Speaker: See, I'm sure I know. I can't see words. Orbital bone. You know what that is? Look at that. That's a hundred dollar word right there. Yeah. Sick of all the drama. Drama llamas coming in here. You see that? That's the kind of bullshit. That's the kind of baggage that comes in. Now watch me spend an hour and a half talking shit. With the same 40 people.
Speaker: You know, I, you know, like I enjoyed deer hunting, you know, I just, it's tough for me to, to find that, the, the energy to get up and go freeze my ass off.
Speaker: you know, if I can deer hunt from my porch, then I'm in. Like, like my ex wife's grandfather. He had a 45 fucking Magnum revolver or whatever. And he would sit on his porch and a deer would come across the yard and be like, come here. All right. Now I'm going back in and have my coffee. Go find that fucking thing. He would sit on his porch drinking coffee and if one came across the yard. Got it. No drama llama. No drama llama today.
Speaker: No, I do like, you know, like I said, you've been holding on one day or yesterday. Oh busy body. She said like he commented on that video. I put up. She's like, I just never smiled. Do I listen? Yeah, Jeff has that effect on women. You should see his wife.
Speaker: Permanently just just a frown on her face just to look at Back Check that it has come back that it is a fact. I don't need to do that No, I I do like going fishing when you go fishing what do you what do you fish for?
Speaker: I'm fishing right now, Jeff. I mean, I, I, yeah, I don't, I'm not like avid fisherman guy. I do enjoy going, but I appreciate it. If you'd say out of my personal business, Jeff.
Speaker: And if you get that movie reference, we're friends. Yeah, I do like, uh, yeah, when I go fishing, it's, it's more about, um, it's, it's more about, um, socialize, uh, uh,
Speaker: What is the church call it? What's the Christians call it? Congregating and socializing or whatever. I just like to go with my buddies and I haven't been fishing in years, but you know, back in the day, I'd go fishing and I'd go fishing with three or four friends, you know, whatever. And we'd just be on the bank just drinking beer, throw our lines out. If we caught something, we caught something. We threw it back in, you know what I mean? But it was more about, it was more about just enjoying each other's company and having a few beers.
Speaker: We were going out there and getting fucking, uh, hammered. I mean, I'm not saying that I'm not saying we never got hammered, but that wasn't the goal. We were just kind of go social. That's the official. Uh, let's see. I don't drink when I fish. I mean, I don't drink, but like my dad and I would do fishing tournaments and stuff like that. Never won anything, but you know,
Speaker: The only the biggest problem of fishing tournament comes down to once again, you start when the sun comes up, you gotta be in the boat ready to rock. What those guys did a few months was during the summer. Did you hear about the fishermen up here? Yeah, he put lead weights in his shit. Fucking asshole. No, but my dad was my dad. He's watched everything Bill Dan ever made.
Speaker: I got loving Bill Dance. Yeah. No, I mean, uh, yeah, like I said, yeah, cathartic. Yeah. It's more not really a stress relief or it was just, it was just, it was just about socializing and just, just hanging out with buddies, you know, getting together, the guys getting together, you know, having a few beers, chit chatting. And I love the water. The water is very relaxing to me. And that's what I love. I love the water. I hate the beach.
Speaker: Um, you know there I there were several nights that when my ex and I my ex -wife and I split I went down to the beach and and just Took me a big big -ass fucking one out a big -ass, but like a blanket or whatever and and you know prop up some towels and stuff like that Like a fucking homeless man. I slept on the beach. I didn't mean to I was just laying there really I was just laying there Because you could go down to the residence beach
Speaker: And you can still technically when the beach was closed again, as long as you weren't acting an asshole, they didn't bust your balls. So I would just be laying there relaxing, you know, looking up at the stars, listening to the water because the water is my happy place. Yeah, there's a lake or a river or that's my happy place. That's where my quote unquote soul is the happiest.
Speaker: Well, no, honestly, I'm kind of the same way. You put me on a boat. It's hard to get me off. And that's exactly what Tim just said in the comments. Nothing better than a day out on the boat. I agree. A hundred percent. You put me on a boat. One story. My dad and I did a, did a, we went fishing on boat one night and
Speaker: Uh, this crazy fog dropped in. I swear to God, if I can get Pepsi on this fucking thing, I'll have the greatest commercial. Couldn't see past the front of the boat. And we turned off the running lights and we saw one little light and we're like, well, if we keep heading that way, we find our way back to dock. And I should, you know, what we found always when we got back there, the only thing we were able to find our way back to shore was a Pepsi machine.
Speaker: It would have been the greatest commercial ever, but I can't get Pepsi on the phone. So where are you? That's one of the things I'm kind of looking forward about when we get to France.
Speaker: No, no, no, no. I swear to God, my dad and I went out fishing one night and when dad and I go out fishing, we leave first thing in the morning, we come back after midnight. And one night we're out there on the lake, we're out on Knox Lake and this crazy fucking fog drops on us. We couldn't see past the front of the boat with running lights on. And the other way we found our way back to shore,
Speaker: We turned the running lights off and followed the light. And that light turned out to be a Pepsi machine. Because Knox Lake is, what is this? 78, well, 287 acres of lake? You know the reason I know that is because I looked it up the other day. Because I was like, how big is Knox Lake? I didn't realize it was that big. Yeah, it's not that big.
Speaker: Let me go ahead and check again. So Knox Lake is 469 acres. 11 .4 miles of shoreline. I didn't realize it was that big. But that's huge.
Speaker: But I love not play. That's one of the best places to go. I mean, has a, has a limit on the side of your motor. Yeah. I think I've only been to a couple of times. We used to always go to Allen Creek or Buckeye Lake. Yeah. That goes to, that goes to not like he used to go to Knox Lake all the time. But
Speaker: Knox Lake has a limit on the size of your motor. You can, the biggest motor you can have on your boat is the nine knots. So Dan used to have this big, it was like a seventies. The nine nine or the double zero. Dan had this 70 style tri -haul fiberglass boat that if you put a, you know, 60, 70 horsepower motor on it, it would be perfect.
Speaker: But because dad likes to go to Knox Lake, he'd put a nine, nine on it. That sucker would lay level where no one's supposed to lay at an angle. That sucker's at their level. Even as big as dad is. Cause dad is as big as round as he is tall. Not that he's not tall cause I'm almost taller here. I was going to say, I mean your mom and dad aren't. My mom, I'm taller than my mom. My mom's four, eight, four, nine, something like that. And my dad is five. My dad's five, four.
Speaker: Yeah, when I met the first time, the cool thing about her was she's a very sweet lady, but she also has a flat head. So I just sat my beer right on top of her head. And I didn't have to hold my beer all night. I'm teasing Jeff, Jeff's mom is a lovely lady. I don't know.
Speaker: why she tolerates my dumb shit. If you'd have been sitting in the room with her, you right now, as you said, that's going to smack your face. And I would have deserved it. Yeah. I love Joe. My mom don't fuck around. She don't fuck around. I do. I love you. Your parents are awesome. You know, I'll never forget your mom sending me a message. Your guys just show I really like it.
Speaker: It's a little bit too vulgar for me. And I say, well, we appreciate you supporting it, mom. And I apologize. She said, she said, rash, gay. It's a bit too rash, gay for me. I was like, it was episode two. We haven't even gotten a nitty gritty. Be glad your mom didn't make it this long. I've been disowned. You start calling to show the smoke of Joe's, huh?
Speaker: And I'm happy for you guys, but.
Speaker: I had to feel I, you know, I, I don't smoke cigarettes. I don't like the taste of cigarettes. I don't even really like the smell of cigarettes. Uh, you know, but I wanted to be cool like Jeff. So, you know, obviously a cigarette in your hand would just look like it.
Speaker: It's like a little bitty butt. Yeah, if I get him Jeff. I just want to be cool and I thought of drinking beer. One of my coworkers. I had a meeting with one of my coworkers the other day and she's like,
Speaker: How much do you smoke during the day? I said, believe it or not, I'm not a massive smoker, but on the show, on the show or if I'm talking a lot, it's a weird thing. I have to have a cigarette, man. We all just want to be stars and smoke lots of cigarettes and drink coke.
Speaker: Well, look who it is. Oh, whatever. Oh, I just got a bag of cookies. What the hell? Kill the cam. Kill the cam in the building. What's up, man? Man, if I didn't listen to your Twitter earlier, I wouldn't have even known to look into description to hop in. I mean, I didn't know you were doing guest guest appearances. Well, no, we decided a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker: that every Saturday is going to be open mic night, so to speak, where we'll be there. Yeah. Anybody want, especially, especially the lurkers and the people that like to talk shit, but God forbid they ever show up on camera. So let me, let me take a moment to introduce everybody. Well, the man who used to be behind the scenes.
Speaker: Now all of a sudden I got kids and I got a job and I'm so busy. I can't do anything. You sound like a grown up. I kept the kid chloroformed and knocked in a cage for about six years. This is killer Cam. He helps out a lot behind the scenes. He's helped get people to come to the social medias.
Speaker: Uh, he's booked guests for us, uh, from Brandon Ford to Chris Cluey, um, you know, both former NFL players. Uh, he's done a lot for us behind the scenes. I've known him fuck for 11, 12 years now. Yeah. We actually met playing call of duty online. I was friends with his older brother. We had our little group. The five of us have actually become really good friends in real life.
Speaker: I'm the only one who's met anybody in the group because after playing together for about a year, I found out that Cam and his older brother lived like 20 minutes down the road. Cam's a long time friend and a big supporter of the show. He's helped do a lot behind the scenes. And I bust his balls relentlessly because he's like a little brother to me.
Speaker: And the moment I start busting his balls, relentlessly, there's the moment that he freaks out and thinks that I'm, I don't like him anymore. Yeah. You might excuse me there. That reminds me of right now. All right. That was my favorite time of year. What?
Speaker: What the fuck is that? Thema is the largest car gathering on the planet in Vegas. They show all the new gear. Everybody builds a car. If you own a shock company, you make shocks.
Speaker: I know the pool is a good thing. You go to SEMA and you show up, but you actually give it up to three people. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. And no one likes you. Boy, no one likes you. Fuck you. You think I really give a shit about the car show? You think I really give a shit? It's not just a car show. It's not just a car show. It is.
Speaker: the most amazing cards in the world. But like they say, seeing a weekend is four days. It is almost impossible to see everything they have. I got to be 100 % honest with you, never even heard of it. Oh my God, it's the biggest thing. I mean, that'd be like me telling you about some four day sporting thing.
Speaker: Agreed. Yeah. This is my Super Bowl. This is my Super Bowl. I'll put it that way. My Super Bowl and World Series all in one. I'll never forget when Jeff did the popular sports and it was like golf.
Speaker: soccer, bag mitten, like what the fuck? When I fired him, I fired him and pops both simultaneously. When I fired him and pops simultaneously in the same night. Yeah, I was gonna say pops got it too.
Speaker: I remember I was listening to one of his whatever he did, his portion, and I was still working in that plant. I was like falling asleep listening to pops. Like, what the fuck is he talking about? It was so boring. I was like, you're both fucking fired. I'll do it. Yeah, Jeff, Jeff and his top sports in the world.
Speaker: Yeah, the most the most popular sports in the world football. It's not even on the list. Are you shitting me? The sports you never even heard of. Who the fuck came up with this? Well, cricket was number one. Who the fuck watches cricket? Apparently all of India. The top 10 of sports.
Speaker: I just say you realize that like in these sports that play or these countries that play cricket, they also play soccer. They love soccer. I was watching last Saturday or last year, last Sunday, I was watching a little bit of the rugby championship. Oh, my God. Do you want to talk about a fucking sport? I can't be higher. It's true that they're like so aggressive. That's a quality sport. It's a violent sport.
Speaker: it's it's it's non -sports guy i've watched i've watched some rugby i don't understand it but fuck i don't want to ever even think about you don't understand much jeff it's okay well i understand american football i still don't understand soccer no i don't no i do that all the time
Speaker: you know, I played football in high school. I, I ran track. I, you know, mainly I was told in junior high, if I don't play a sport, they will kick me out because I had a really bad temper. Uh, rugby, uh, like you said, uh, rugby is a proper sport. You know, she's, she's, she talks weird. Proper sport. Oofed. Now, um, my first, my first experience with rugby was, um, when I worked at,
Speaker: OSU the first time when I worked at the med center, uh, we used to get free tickets to like all the quote unquote fake sports, you know, all the women's sports, softball, basketball, volleyball. I'm joking. I'm kidding. Uh, but now like sports like baseball and rugby and lacrosse and softball, you know, the sports that didn't make a lot of money, uh, for the colleges and whatnot, we used to get free tickets. So we had tickets for a rug for the rugby.
Speaker: Uh, game and it was like, well, let's, you know, some of us younger guys that worked at OSU were like, well, let's go check it out. Holy shit. Again, I don't understand the game. I don't know what's going on, but I was hooked. I was like, God damn, this is fun to watch. These guys are out here literally killing themselves and they don't got no helmet. They don't got, I mean, next to no pads. They are. Well, what was it? They said in the, in the movie, next I rough this.
Speaker: The only ones that wear pads are the are the rest of the spectators. Yeah, it's it's a wild sport and I, you know, like I said, I don't know what's going on. They they kill each other, then they run and they get to a certain spot and they kick the ball through the cold post. Yeah.
Speaker: It's basically here in America and I'm going to say it and you're going to have to fucking deal with it. Cancel me if you want. We've laid smear the queer and it's the equivalent of smear the queer and smear the queer is essentially you get a group of about 15, 20 people. You throw a football up in the air and you have end zones on either side. Whoever catches the ball, everybody tries to kill. Yeah. And if they drop the ball or throw the ball, then
Speaker: You know, somebody else is going to get killed. Not like that. Not like that. American football nonsense with all the patties and protective clothing, pou sois. You leave pou sois out of this, ma 'am. That's my friend. Somebody call me. There he is. What's up, pou sois? How you doing, buddy? That's my homie. That reminds me.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't, I don't understand rugby. I don't, I've seen parts of a game, but I would like you to pay me enough to play it. I don't know what's going on. Uh, a few times I've watched it. Like when I went to, I went to four or five different rugby games at OSU.
Speaker: Um, when I've watched on TV, I just cheer when everybody else. Yeah. Every single game of anything. Yeah, exactly. For the, we'll try that. So now I know what it's like to be you and not be a sports fan. Yeah. Like I was sitting on the OSU side. If OSU, if OSU freaking started cheering, then I'd share it. I was like, what'd they do? So here's my question. Would you play? I wish you was struggling for a bit today.
Speaker: We were expected to be struggling though. But good win, good fucking win because that's going to hurt OSU because OSU played Notre Dame. Their schedule is so tough.
Speaker: Anyways, 20, 20 years ago, 20, 25 years ago. Absolutely. Today. No, I ain't playing rugby, Jeff. And here's why. So you would 20 years ago, you would play rugby professional. Do you know what the average rugby player earns per year? Probably 10, 15 ,000. Actually a million dollars. Oh, I'll play it now. I stand for it. I'll play it now. When do we fucking leave?
Speaker: The salary ranges of different levels of rugby unions can vary greatly. At the top level, international players of major rugby unions, such as New Zealand and England, earn salaries in excess
Speaker: of a million dollars per year. I'm just saying, when do we fucking play? Did y 'all play today? What's that? Did y 'all play today? We're playing right now. Are you playing? Purdue, 17 nothing with 10 minutes in the second half, or the second quarter. Yeah, no, I was speaking of playing.
Speaker: I wonder how much a professional pool player. That's going to vary because you're going to have different levels of cash prizes and sponsorships and shit like that. On average, a mid -level pool player can make $50 ,000 a year without earning pool players, making hundreds of thousands of dollars into the million. I say pool player ever.
Speaker: is Efron Reyes has a net worth of $2 million. That's a sport I can get behind. There's no content. I'm too old to get out on the field of any other fucking game. Uh oh. Did I just get what I think I just did? Did you delete the game? No, I didn't delete the game, you butts.
Speaker: Wolverines don't exist and workers click access to a phone He's canceled the entire machine University I Don't know for him, would you play for a million dollars here play rugby the games they play here
Speaker: Oh, Jeff. Yeah. Oh, Jeff. I might have a surprise coming up. Oh, I don't know if you want to play professional rugby. How many games do you think they play a year? Oh.
Speaker: I don't know what, like 65 to 85? 18. Huh? 18. Oh, eight games a year for a million dollars? 18. 18. Oh, 18. They play 17 in football. Yeah, I get that. Hockey plays like... Hockey plays no pads. Yeah, hockey, hockey, they play like 80 plus games. That's not including the playoffs and the Stanley Cups. Go game. Yeah, hockey, they got pads.
Speaker: say cocaine that's a lot of cocaine i'm down there theobon oh shut up this guy oh i'm a carolina hurricanes fan i literally just started watching hockey like three or four years ago saying what's themary and guess what i go for the fucking blue jackets too even though you're trash they are
Speaker: I go for all your teams, bro. I'm, I'm always going for Michigan. I'm ready for, I'm ready for anyone to beat damn Georgia. I'm tired of hearing about fucking Georgia. I'm, uh, I grew up a pins fan penguins fan, but, um, we didn't get the blue jackets until our senior year of high school. So I grew up a penguins fan. So I'm still a penguins fan, but I'm also a blue jackets fan. So. Okay. Shut your whore mouth, Benji. What do you think?
Speaker: But I'm Carolina everything, man. I mean, that's by default. So I mean, I'm a fucking hornet saying I don't even know the last time we had a winning season. I know it's easy to root. It's easy. It's easy to root for the Panthers with you and Levi because they're just as fucking shitty as the Browns. So it's like, oh, well, I'm used to this. I mean, if you're going for the team that's winning, do not support these guys this year.
Speaker: says the man with the hat. Right. I'm just saying. I'm not a fair weather. I'm not my brother. I got a hat the other day. I think Chris will like it. I bought a hat the other day. I've been trying to find it for a while. I bought me a hat, Chris, and I think you're going to like it. It's your favorite. What did you say when I mentioned Justin?
Speaker: What kind of hat is it? I can't even tell. I thought it wasn't a Red Sox hat. I think Jeff and I are both hitting the buttons at the same time. I'm trying to put him back on stage and he's not. There he goes. I bought that just at this office.
Speaker: I bought this just because I didn't piss you off. This is only five bucks.
Speaker: It's just, as Jeff done messed up his D .Y .I. segment, Jeff messes up everything he does. Jeff, add yourself back, and stop adding you. I literally hit it once, and then you hit this button. Don't shoot. There we go. Maybe. Yeah, I'm literally bulking it, just because I knew it would piss you off. You're a fucking terrible human being.
Speaker: We went over to go get something to eat. And the place we were going to go was closed. So we went somewhere else. And right across the street there was this guy, he had a bunch of hats there. And we walked by and I went, how much? This guy is like five bucks. I was like, give me it. I got to have it. And my wife's like, why? I was like, because it'll piss me off.
Speaker: She's like, can we get you? I don't like that woman. I don't like that woman at all. She's not good for you, Jeff. You should probably. I mean, we watch a lot of true crime shows and stuff like that. I can tell you how to get rid of her if you'd like. I'm just saying, Cam, don't go anywhere. We need to take a real quick break.
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Speaker: Stop it with your hundred dollar words ma 'am. Something might be happening. Sounds ominous. You don't call her a dinosaur. That's not very nice Jeff.
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Speaker: That damn singer, I told him this the night I met him and I'll continue to say this. He's a modern day freaking David Lee Roth on stage with the presence, but he's got a voice that has not come around in a long time and a rock musician. So it's got one hell of a range. Big fan. I'm a huge fan. Hopefully you guys enjoy them as well.
Speaker: Anywho, welcome back to Nonsense. Nonsense, everybody. He's Jeff. I'm Blake. We got Killacam hanging out with us. It is Saturday night. That means the door's open. The links, Jeffrey, if you could, since we're back from break, if you could drop that link on the Facebook, the YouTube, and the Twitch, that would be awesome. I'd appreciate that.
Speaker: Uh, the link is there. It is an open door Saturday night. Anybody and everybody is welcome to pop up on the show and hang out with us for a little bit. You don't have to stay long. You stay as long as you want. You can, you can stay the entire time or you can pop in and be like, you guys fucking suck. And then run away like a little bitch. It don't matter. But we are back. Speaking of the social media is if you guys would be so kind good and give us a follow a like and a little subscribe on all them, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Tik TOK.
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Speaker: pretty good right now. We are we are hanging out. We're doing our thing. You know, Saturday nights have a tendency to get a little bit weird. It will not be an eight hour show. I can promise you that, but I can't promise you it won't be a six hour show. Great.
Speaker: kill a cam, kill a cam, kill a cam, kill a cam. What's going on in your world, brother? Sorry. He's like, well, camera's off and my microphone's off. Can't talk right now. My dad gave me... Nickelback came in here and gave me a bag full of shit. Nickelback is Cam's dad. That's what I call Cam's dad. That's right. I forgot.
Speaker: Yeah, Nickelback was a person. I mean, they are a person, but if Nickelback was a person, like the band itself was a person, it'd be, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? If Jack Berger was a person, it'd be, you know what I mean? If Nickelback song was a person, it'd be Cam's dad. Look at this photograph. Every time I do it makes me laugh.
Speaker: I just in a bag and gave it to you. Can't actually pretty cool, but he just just can't. What's been going on, man? What's been going on in your world? How's how's the job? How's the kiddos? How's the single life treating you? I know you had a hot date Monday night. Went to Rasslin. What was his name? Right?
Speaker: That's usually where you turn your mic on and talk. I don't know if you know how. I didn't know I was reading. I was going to say, this is how podcasts work. We asked silly questions to answer. No. First off, Jeff, fuck you. It wasn't a date. It was with my buddies.
Speaker: Snapchat pictures look like a date. They shared a milkshake. It was real. Yeah. Oh, they had their own straw and then they laid it and tramped a fucking hot dog. That was really weird. He was Snapchatting me all night. I was like, this is kind of weird. Jeff, is your wife home yet? Or is she still like another dude in France? Or wherever.
Speaker: She's home. She's never fucked anybody else. What was the name, Glick said? John somebody? Juan. Puddin Pedro. If we're gonna make a joke, at least have the punchline ready. No, I couldn't remember what it was. It wasn't even that name. It was like some type of French name. It was funny. John Pierre. John Pierre. My name is Juan Pedro. And now I will kill you.
Speaker: No, but anyway, everything's been going, bro. I mean, I'm back at my parents' house, but as much as it sucks and I have my own place, at least I get to save the ass of money. I was going to say, rent's cheap, though. Yeah, I'm watching my bank account like, go do it. I listen to Nickelback all the time, but what are you going to do? We want to talk about somebody excited that Creed is going on tour. He's like, hell yeah. Can you take me?
Speaker: I'm not even going to make fun of him for that because I'm excited for that. I am, too. I got me adjusting tickets. The day the day they announced that I sent it to Nicki and I said, we're speaking of concerts that I may or may not be excited for. Yeah, concert coming out. Nicki showed me and I was like, fuck, yeah, let's go. And she's like, seriously? And I was like, yeah, I'm in.
Speaker: She's like, I didn't think that that was good. I said, I love this band. Jeff, you want to take a guess at who the band might be? I'll give you a hint. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Speaker: Yeah, dude, I can be down to that. I can be down to that. New Kids on the Block. DJ Jazzy Jeff and Paula Abdul. I ain't mad at that. I said, fuck yeah, I mean, I love New Kids on the Block. That was one of the, you know, that was one of the joys of having four sisters growing up. You know what was pissing me off? I was trying to click on Creed tickets and New Kids on the Block kept on popping up. Speaking of New Kids on the Block.
Speaker: Maybe it was your subconscious telling you you didn't go. Yeah, maybe it was your subconscious. Anyway, we're saying, I mean, I'm Nikki and I are going to new kids on the block and I'm excited to go. I don't give a damn what anybody says. Yeah. That was the great thing about having four sisters growing up like the quote unquote music that my buddies would make fun of me for like like it's not me. It's my sister listening to it. I just coming out of your stereo, Chris. I want to borrow it.
Speaker: If Jeff got in my truck and new kids in the block started playing in my radio, I'd be like, oh, it was my sisters. Fuck you. If I got in your truck and new kids on the block was playing, you and I would both be heads or heads up in windows. Oh, yeah. I was singing our fucking asses off. So, you know, that's a lie. You know, I'm just saying, but I'm going to go. But I messaged Nikki the day that Creed announced their tour. And she was like, hell, yeah, because it's like Creed and Daltrey and a whole bunch of really good fans. You know,
Speaker: And I like Creed. I love Creed. I mean, I wouldn't say I love Creed, but... Well, I... I say I love Creed, but I can't name a single song. But if my song comes on and somebody's like, this is Creed, I love this song. I didn't have a song higher or something like that. Yeah, I couldn't name a Creed song. Yeah. But, like, when a Creed song comes on, you're like, I know this song. I didn't know it was Creed.
Speaker: This is awesome. Holy Creed. I love Creed. But I mean, you know, with my dad being a mixture of Scott Stapp and Chad Groger. That's expected.
Speaker: I was trying to combine Nickelback and Creed songs in my head. And I can't think of a fucking Creed song other than higher. And I don't know how it goes other than higher. And you take me off, you girl. I haven't called Cam's dad Nickelback since the first time I seen this man. One last breath, higher. Don't stop dancing. That's not Creed.
Speaker: one torn say I bullets yeah weathered yeah i just can't think of any other songs i just know i mean i like i like them with arms wide open thousand faces i think what's this life for i like i said i fucking love green yeah i think i think scott staff is a great singer is he crazy i think he might be a
Speaker: little off in the head because I don't know if you guys a couple years back, he was doing interviews and he was talking about like the CIA and the KGB were listening to him and watching everything he was doing. Well, he tried to kill himself and he jumped out of a building and T .I. found them in the bush. I didn't even know who he was. He was like, this crazy white man just came flying out of the building. I didn't even know he was famous. Like, what the fuck is Scott Stavdorn jumping out of a building? He tried to kill himself by jumping out of a window. It was a first floor window.
Speaker: I can't take this life no more. No, I, you know, I, you know, I want to, I want to see the, I want to see the cream concert. I would like to go to it. I think it'd be fun. Yeah. I think it'll be a good time. Any concert where if you get a piece of band in general, any concert is good. Well, I mean, we went to jelly roll and it was awesome.
Speaker: not a big fan of shooter or stabber or whatever Jennings was fucking there because I sort of got that anybody, anybody and everybody is just milking the Jennings name for everything it's worth, which let's be honest, not a whole lot, but if they've got it last name Jennings automatically, they think they're a fucking singer or a rapper or something. Um, but he was all right.
Speaker: Rob Schneider's daughter, she was pretty good. I can't think of her name either. But she was really good. Elle King, Elle King, that was her name. She was actually really good. And I never heard but one of her songs. And of course, Jelly Roll was awesome. And then we just went to Jason Aldean. And Mitchell, it was Jason Aldean, Corey Kent, and Mitchell Tenpenny. And both women in acts were awesome, so.
Speaker: The last concert I went to. Yeah. But I'm always down there. I can't remember the name of the band. And I got the tickets for free from my own defense. You wouldn't see Mr. Worldwide Pitbull. Bye Cam. Rude ass. Air supply. That's the last concert I went to.
Speaker: I was there so far. I'm all out of love. Yeah. Yes. And then literally I was like the whole time way there. So it was back when I was before I married my wife. I went to a concert with my wife but only because it was free. We went and saw Weezy and Dandel and I literally stood there like a statue the whole time. Who? To their reggae tone singers. Weezy and Dandel.
Speaker: And I literally stood there like a statue and to the point where both of them looked right at me and was like, what the fuck? I was the only one not singing along and dancing. And they were just like, what? It was hilarious. I know every song only because my wife listens to them religiously, but I can't stand the music. But a while back before I was
Speaker: Before I met my wife, my ex and I went to air supply because we got free tickets. And they have a bullfighting ring. Every Wednesday they do bullfights here. And on the bullfighting ring, they had air supply in the route.
Speaker: the whole way there. I was making fun of everybody going, Oh my God. And then I got there and I was sitting around just like everybody else. I had fun. It was awesome. Yeah, man. I guess you probably pay to go see our air supply. Cause you know, their tickets are only like three bucks. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I mean, I go, I like it. Time was like, they're free. And I'm like, even if we paid for what was it? Like four bucks. Yeah. Other songs.
Speaker: Don't they? They do. They got a couple of good ones. Actually, some of the songs they were singing, I was like, I didn't know this was their supply. Yeah, they're one of those bands that people forget what songs they have and what songs they, you know, like, oh, shit, I didn't know they sung this. Oh, shit. Making love with nothing at all. Yeah. All I love. Having you near me. Goodbye. I can't let go.
Speaker: And so what else we got a fucking huge repertoire unchain melody They just covered it Still it was the righteous right that did unchain melody. Yeah Well, yeah, it's It's a Bunch of songs man
Speaker: But like I said, I went and I was like, you know, whatever. And my ex used to run a big company here and they wanted her company that she ran to promote it. So they're like, if you guys promote it, we'll give you four tickets. So we got like four, three tickets. So
Speaker: Yeah, that was the last concert that I actually willingly went to and actually knew what the fuck was going on, knew some of the songs. Yeah, before we went to Jelly Roll and Jason Aldean this year, I think the last concert that I went to was Louder Than Life, which was a three -day rock festival.
Speaker: Guns N' Roses, Ice Cube, Marilyn Manson, Stained, In This Moment, Hailstorm, Rob Zombie, Jess fucking, the list goes on and on and on and on. I'd like to see Rob Zombie in concert, that'd be cool. Really cool in concert. I'd never seen him before. Really cool stage show, man.
Speaker: I love Rob Zombie. He's got it. Yeah. And I like Rob Zombie, but a really cool, really cool stage show. There's a lot going on. I'll tell you the same thing. You remember back in the 90s, the live they would do the live. Like in New York and they showed it live. That dude could put on a fucking show. I've seen him. I've seen him twice.
Speaker: when he came through and did seven nights at the old Cooper stadium in Columbus, I seen him twice. And then some odd years ago before my ex -wife and I split up, Garth Brooks came to Charleston.
Speaker: And what started out as one night, they sold out tickets in less than five minutes. So Garth added an extra show. They sold out tickets in less than five minutes. He added an extra day. They sold those out. He added a four show. He did four shows in Charleston. And we went to one of them and I seen him in the nineties. And then I seen him, I don't know, six, seven years ago, something like that. I'd have to look at my t -shirt cam was actually at that concert.
Speaker: And it was the same show, man. The dude puts on a phenomenal show. You're on your way back from a gig. You were at a gig listening to us. It must have been a bad show. Wow. We trust that gig, I'm just saying. That's physical nonsense from the wind, baby. Yeah. It looks better than a live show. Hey, guys, this band sucks. You should put on this podcast instead. They're way better.
Speaker: I'm watching them. I'm not even listening to the band. She's got headphones on. We are the champion. We are the champion of the world. Don't you sing along with me, Jeff? I mean, I'm doing a campfire sing -along. This past couple of weeks, my voice is off on that.
Speaker: Yeah, because you were such a great singer before. Oh, no, no, no. In general. I forgot how great the singers you and I were, you know, we're clearly the greatest. I should really stop showing off my pipes as a singer. Yeah, it's just embarrassing everybody out there. Speaking of singers, do you know the Beatles put out a new song?
Speaker: Uh, I heard it was an AI. No, it's not an AI song. So basically, I guess from what I heard is Yoko Ono reached out to Paul and said, Oh, I found this tape of John singing different. So they got the tape, whatever the case may be. I don't know if this is a hundred percent true. This is just what I think that one of the radio programs I listened to was saying, and then Paul got ready.
Speaker: and him and Ringo, I think it was Ringo, I don't know, the one that the other one that's still alive, that's not Paul. And then they added their vocals and they got a band behind and everything else. I'm sure AI helped, but it's actually a pretty good song, man. I have not heard it. I have seen a bunch of stuff about it, but I can't be bothered to look it up. The fact that it was the Beatles, I would play part of it right now, but because they are bigger than God, you know,
Speaker: Um, I don't want to take that strike. They might just cancel us all together. How'd you guys get canceled? What'd you do? You're racist. Did you, were you, were you against the OG? Play the field. Play the field. Turn this down, man. Turn this right to the ground. Game over, bro. Oh, but, um,
Speaker: But no, it's actually, if you get a chance to check it out or anybody else is listening. Oh, I will get up. Do you know what it's called? What's it called? Yeah, I don't know. Just type in new Beatles song. Can't be that fucking hard to find. It's not like they've been putting out albums left and right. When was the last Beatles album put out? Before John died? Or before John was killed? It's called now, but there's a couple of them.
Speaker: Come now and then. Their latest song. Yeah. In the car. Oh, so you were sitting outside. You're like, this fucking gig blows. I'm going to go sit in the car. So you went out in the car. Yeah. And then you were finally like, oh, I haven't been home in four days. Stop being a stalker. Hey, yo, stalker. Yeah, I'll check that out.
Speaker: I'm not the biggest deal fan. I do like some of their songs, but I'm not like I'm not like, um, I'm not like, um, but like, I can't, I can't listen to one person's album all the way through regardless of who it is.
Speaker: Oh, dude, I could, yeah, there's artists like Jason, I'll Dean, uh, you know, I've listened to Beatles songs, albums through and through Elvis Presley. Uh, you know, there's, there's artists out there that just, you know, DMX back in the day, I, everything he fucking put out. I listened from first song to last song all the way through. Well,
Speaker: I like the way I build my Spotify. Stop making excuses. It was a bad gig. I understand. We were more entertaining. It's okay. It's all right. It happens. It's tough. This is the greatest podcast that nobody's ever heard of. We're the greatest podcast ever. Just nobody's ever heard of us. It's cool. I got no beef. I ain't got no beef. I ain't got no drama. I'll be right back.
Speaker: you. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Speaker: Okay, I'm looking up the bed Okay Sure one of my neighbors are gonna hear me That boys
Speaker: I can't lift it out of the way. I have to sit here and hold it.
Speaker: I'm gonna
Speaker: never mind. He muted it for him. I'm just like, what the **** is happening there? Did he speak of the concerts? Did you just walk into a goddamn reggaeton reggaeton concert?
Speaker: Welcome to nonsensical nonsense ladies and gentlemen. Why is the show called nonsensical nonsense well? Yeah, no idea what the fuck is gonna happen Or when the fuck it's gonna happen apparently God damn son. Oh My gosh
Speaker: Uh, anywho, I do enjoy live shows. Um, always have been a big fan of going to concerts and stuff like that. I kinda, I used to go all the time to concerts when I was younger, but, um, kind of fell out around, you know, kids come along issues, real life type shit.
Speaker: relationship stuff and whatnot. I just kind of fell out of it, but you know, Nikki enjoys going to concerts and stuff like that. So getting back into going to more and more shows and seeing the shows and be like, Oh, I'd like to go to this. And it's like next thing I know we have tickets or, you know, she says, Oh, you want to go to this or I want to go to this. Would you like to go with me? And I'm like, yeah, I'd go. Thanks. I know we got tickets. So I'm not mad. I'm not mad though.
Speaker: We have a lot of fun together, especially when we're, you know, it doesn't really matter what we're doing. We have fun together, but we do enjoy seeing fans and stuff like that live. I don't know what the fuck Jeff is doing. He had to go pick up a bed or some weird shit. He would, though, about time I was like, like,
Speaker: I'm gonna go take a piss. And Jeff's like, no, you're not. Hang tight. And I'm gonna go lift the bed up and disappear for an hour. We could, however, take a break real quick while Jeff's doing that. And then I can go take a piss. So yeah, let's do that. Let's do that. Before we go to break,
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Speaker: What's going on? I don't want to hear about that. What the hell did you do, man? It was like you we you know. Yeah. Okay. So, the the wife and and kids are upstairs. They're they're redoing the bedroom. Moving shit around. And as you know, you're in Cancun, we don't have carpet. We have tile floors. Well,
Speaker: tile concrete floors and uh, we have a king size bed and it actually looks very similar to this one as you see as two box breaks, not one, uh, as opposed to one giant thing. And in order to really clean underneath the bed, like mop and everything, you have to literally lift it up and I'm the only one in the house strong enough to do so. There's three of them.
Speaker: Uh, exactly. Pussies. There's not three. Oh yeah. Is, is, is, is tight pants, cologne, McGillicuddy there. Oh yeah. Who is 18 years old and twice my size. I was going to say, well, he's also a little. Yeah. Oh, I have, I have news on his, his front, which I, I have no fear of him hearing this.
Speaker: Well, actually surprisingly enough Dude, she's gorgeous easy Jeff. She's 16. Oh wait, she's 18 But she actually her her family used to live here in this complex
Speaker: Now, unfortunately for him, she has moved back to the States with her pops. If you could drop the link since we just came back from break. But, uh, you do it a little bit faster than I do. Cause I do it on my phone. But, uh, I pick on him all the time about it, but he spends so much. Okay. You remember back in the day where, you know, girls would get on their phone and they'd be on the phone for days on end, you know, the landline was up.
Speaker: Well, he does the same thing now with his, his, his girlfriend because she actually lives in the States. You, you able to get Facebook or you want me to get Facebook? Thank you, sir. This is the problem. You know, you think I'd learn after 25 years, but I still feel the need to ask this full questions, knowing damn well that
Speaker: It's, it's problematic. It's, it's, it's, it's like, it's, you know, it's like my men. I can't help myself. Yeah. They have an open door policy on Saturday nights. Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, it is Saturday night. That means it's open door challenge. Anybody and everybody who wants to step up to the batter's box and put yourself live on the air with us. Join us. Hang out with you're feeling froggy. All you gotta do is jump. Yeah. Yeah. What he said.
Speaker: Yeah. Confucius also lies. I once knew a man from Nantucket who had brass balls and when he walked sparks flew from his ass. I've always wondered that. It's something like that. I just remember it from leprechaun movies. Ah, that's why. I've never heard the punchline of that too.
Speaker: one of those things like that's what he says that I was all the time. I wasn't going to do a leprechaun accent. I don't know if that's Scottish or Irish. I don't know either way. I didn't want to offend either one of them, but the leprechaun in those movies when he was getting ready to kill somebody, he was like, I once knew a man from Kentucky who had press balls. And when he walked, sparks flew from his ass.
Speaker: He doesn't actually like Iron Maiden. He just seen the shirt. He's actually a real big Justin Bieber. I do like Iron Maiden songs. If you're going to wear the shirt and call yourself a fan. Oh, please. Like I can name three songs from any band. So the wife and I were talking here today, we were talking about our Spotify list. Kevin was like, dad, you got a lot of interesting songs under your Spotify.
Speaker: He says, how many are on your liked list? Because I don't know how you want to listen to music. Well, you use YouTube. But on Spotify, you can like a song, you heart a song, and it puts it in a list. Well, I listened to that list. And the other day, I realized I had 1 ,150 songs. And my wife was like, I have like 500. I was like, how is that possible?
Speaker: I, you know, I see this music all day long. I'm actually really surprised. Now I do like Iron Maiden. I like Iron Mega and I like Mega Death. I fucking hate Metallica. You fucking sell out a couple of songs, but they are so come back. Hello, Facebook user. Hi. I got to go look and see who it is because. Oh, it's Ash. Hey, Ash. Hey, Ash, how are you doing?
Speaker: Not Ashley not Ash Williams, that'd be cool, but that's still cool, too. I never had But Yeah, I run through the hills The trooper I mean, yeah, I I remain in Megadeth I I do like as far as like heavy metal goes
Speaker: can't complain. Cannot complain. It's Irish for **** sake. Look, I just said I didn't want to hurt any feelings. I wasn't sure if it was Scottish or Irish. I assumed it was Irish but because you know, you always see a leprechaun going, look at the Irish and a **** Notre Dame mascot. He's **** Irish and he's a **** leprechaun but the moment I say **** Irish, as soon as you declare something true or or or
Speaker: your realm of truth, you get shit on. I'm no leprechaun expert. I'm just going off. It's very much like Confucius say. Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One brick, all gone. Metallica was like four good songs, like old, and they absolutely 100%. And Metallica kind of went downhill after the
Speaker: I'll give them like five or six songs that were good. But then they fucking completely sold out and was all about the money and you know, the whole master thing and it's like, fuck you. Like you ain't got enough money, you fucking prick. Sorry that you, uh, sorry you're not getting your fucking four and a half cents because somebody downloaded, uh, inner sand man.
Speaker: Like that wasn't the prick Lars was like, oh you guys are taking food off my table I'm sure those millions of dollars you can wipe your tears with fuck off You you know What I gotta say about Metallica a whole bunch of twats Yes, oh
Speaker: Great. Bring your fucking drama in here. I'm curious. So, Jesus Christ. I just looked it up. Metallica's net worth combined. What would you guesstimate, sir? They're probably worth like combined combined. I don't know. Probably 150, 200 million.
Speaker: billion dollars. I was off a little bit. Fuck them and bitches about that. They have a billion dollars to buy. Here's the thing. I went to louder. Yeah. I went to louder than life music festival. I don't know. Four years ago, five years ago, something like that. Right. And I paid, I think I paid like $200, $100, $150, $200, something like that.
Speaker: for the whole weekend, right? And Golden Roses was like the headlining band. And it was the original lineup. I mean, mine was like, what's his nuts? But Slash was their actual. What's his nuts? I can't remember his name. Nobody cares. He's a technical term. You wouldn't get that as a technical term. He's a he's a drug addict guitar player who was in the band for the first couple of albums and whatever. But anyways,
Speaker: But the very next year, Metallica was there. They demanded that. So they demanded because the roses did Saturday night, which is like the premiere night. They were the last, they were like the end all be all for Saturday. The headliner as it were. Metallica demanded all three nights. They did two shows on Friday and Saturday, which eliminated other acts. And then they were like,
Speaker: And then the ticket prices went to like $1 ,500 for all three nights. Yeah, that's correct. Was that the face value or was that ticket touts selling at that price still? Oh, like if you went on a ticket. Like, was that the face value of the ticket or was that ticket touts?
Speaker: You know, that was the fate of the ticket. If you wanted all three nights, if you bought a ticket for three days and you had to remember this is a festival. So you got it. Actually, it's four days because it starts on Thursday. So you have live music from Thursday starting at like one or two in the afternoon or whatever. And it goes until 11 or 12 o 'clock at night for four days. And they've got big like when I went when I went Marilyn Manson was there, he was ass.
Speaker: The thing is, even as a headline act though, right, if they were last on the bill, they'd probably still only be doing like a 40 minute set. And our tops, you know, it's a festival because obviously there's too many other things on the bill. You're paying all that money for like a 40 minute set.
Speaker: Yeah. This is Metallica because they think that they're the greatest rock band on the planet and they're fucking trash. They are one of the worst. Like you said, they have maybe five, six good songs. I will give them a little bit of credit for when they did the one album that was like they did a whole album with the sympathy or the sympathy. Why can't I talk? Symphony. Yeah, symphony.
Speaker: It's a sympathy for the devil. But that's more just because these guys died in 1845 and nobody told him that they were dead. I couldn't, I can't, I can't fathom more than 60 bucks for any chick. Oh, I mean,
Speaker: the the
Speaker: It's not the same thing, Jeff. You know what? I got a stereo system. My car has probably rivaled the stadium. So it's not. It's about. It's not the same. And if I don't like the song, I can get. I OK. I do love a good concert. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker: But I want to see somebody live. I'm out. I'm good. I can stay home. What are you doing? Are you hiding on the FBI? I'm going to see my face and know that I'm associated with you right now. I wondered what the fuck you were doing as well. Oh, fuck you, surely.
Speaker: Okay, but what you have to understand and I'm not being patronized when I say this but what you've got to say
Speaker: The music industry has changed, right? It's art about tit now, okay? The product used to be the music. You'd buy an album...
Speaker: And a tour was then done to promote that product, to promote the album. People aren't paying for music now, they're consuming it. So the only way that bands can actually make a living is by gigging and merch, because they're not being paid for their actual music. So, you know, it's A, you're keeping them alive, you know, you're keeping them fed. And B, you know, things have become so extraordinary. I think they're doing fine with a billion dollars.
Speaker: Not all bands are in the same position. The costs involved in actually putting on a tour, Jeff, they're lucky if they break even, honestly. Dude, I heard the other day, so, and this is, to get what you're saying, to go live, for a band to go live, it's not cheap. I found out the other day, do you know what Taylor Swift pays for her stage? I can imagine. Just for her stage.
Speaker: I can imagine. $150 million. Yeah, but she has two of them. Go, go, go, go, go. Look up ticket prices to Taylor Swift and the nose bleeds. Taylor on top of me. But even your standard normal, you know,
Speaker: bands that are not stadium level bands, that are maybe theater level, it's still so expensive to actually, you know, do a tour, it's increase the ticket prices or don't do the tour. Like that's the two options, do you know what I mean? Well Kid Rock is kind of going in the opposite direction. He's actually doing, I think Kid Rock's got the right idea because what he's doing is he's taking over. He's got, he covers the concessions, he covers everything.
Speaker: He says, yes, I take a pay cut, but I get a cut of the concession, I get a cut of this, I get a cut of this. So he's... But it's not about the performer, right? That's just one person. These guys, they're paying wages, they're paying road crew, they're paying a tour manager, they're paying transportation. Do you know what I mean? They're not just, you're not... Oh no, I want a purpose to agree.
Speaker: I hate people in general.
Speaker: I'm with your password user. I agree. You can fucking pay me to. I'm not I'm not mad at that. I agree. Yeah. Binge Binge and Goldbuster. I got to agree with you guys, man. I did. I really enjoyed the Black album. I enjoyed the what the fuck was that puppet master puppets? Master puppets.
Speaker: Yeah, I like those. Once again, that's their old shit. Like once they did, what was that? Fuel? They started to go downhill. Yeah, they did fuel and refuel and... Yeah. Well, no. They were up for a long time, fucking thinking about the name of that, right? Yeah, hey. No one could use them being original. They put an album out that was called Fuel.
Speaker: And the very next album was refold. But this is also a long time to think of that. This is also a heavy metal band that bands like like like Dave Mustaine, the lead singer of Megadeth has made fun of because every Metallica song is literally like every guitar riff, every guitar solo. It's four chords. Yeah. Mustaine, who's the lead singer of Megadeth is like
Speaker: You could cut my hands off and I would be a better guitar player than their guitar player. My favorite is James Hatfield's comment about Lars being the... Somebody asked James Hatfield, Bleak Singer Metallica, is Lars the greatest
Speaker: drummer of all time. He's like, Lars isn't even the greatest drummer in Metallica. That's a joke. That's actually a joke pertaining to a different band. And I can't think of who that was. I think it was. Is that a joke? I think that was a joke about the Beatles, actually. I think it was a joke about Ringo Starr. Like Ringo Starr isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles. Like, I think that's an old joke.
Speaker: I mean, even even, you know, Hatfield or Hatfield or whatever his fucking name is. Dude, like every song is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you can sound like Vegas. Let's be honest. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Welcome to Metallica. Yeah. One song from Metallica that will make you feel stuff. The song from Metallica that will make you feel stuff is one. That song is fucked up. Yeah, but a lot of people don't really listen to the lyrics and understand the meaning behind that song. Oh, I really understand that song. Is that an original song or is that a cover? No, that's an original. It's an original. Basically, it's about it's about Ward. It's about a soldier who just
Speaker: gets annihilated. I think he gets blown up like steps on the line. It's actually based on a movie. And I can't remember the name of the movie. I have to Google it. Why don't you sing a little bit for us, Jeff? Actually, I'd rather not. I'm not commenting on that.
Speaker: when you talk about Dave Grohl, or no, hold on, nevermind, you're good, nevermind. Yeah, you can shit on the - You're fucking with the wrong band. Yeah, nevermind. You can sit on the, you can sit on the chili peppers. Don't shit on Dave Grohl and the food. The movie it's based on is called Johnny Got His Gun. It's a 1971 adaptation, uh, is the movie. And it's about a soldier who was talking to a war and, and,
Speaker: steps on a landmine or something gets blown up and he is paralyzed and in a coma but he can feel everything and all he wants to do is fucking die and no one can hear him it's fucked up this is cheerful shit it's a fucked up song and I'm telling you listen to the lyrics of the song one by Metallica and don't feel something you have problems uh yeah
Speaker: Bottom from Zeppelin, great drummer. What's his face from Rush? Great fucking drummer. Obviously Tommy Lee. What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? That's your favorite. All these drummers are all called. What's his face? What's his name? Well, I was thinking, I was thinking. I think Geddy Lee. Wasn't he the singer of Rush?
Speaker: I'm not big into Rush. While they're Canadian, nobody is. I love Rush. What's the lead singer? No, the drummer of Rush. Oh, okay. I think Giddy Lee's their lead singer. Just look up Rush. Bottom's a great drummer. Dave Grohl, great drummer, great guitarist, great singer. I mean, the man could do it all.
Speaker: Most of their albums, they only take the band, the Foo Fighters, when they go on tour. So there's two different drummers from Rush. The original was John Rustley. He died in 74 and then Neil Perk took over. That's what's his face. Neil Perk. What's his face?
Speaker: good old. What's his nuts over there? What's his nuts but what's his face? What's his nuts is in the other band. He's got brass balls and they spark. **** Scottish Leprechaun told me a man with black. It's funny. What's going on? What's going on, brother?
Speaker: Look what I got here. God damn it, Jeffrey. Hey, where are the white women at? Play his intro because if we don't play his intro, then we'll actually get him on the show. He's ours up here. I've been up here twice now and there's still no need. He's a giant. I'm calling him in that you leave who swore out of this. Yeah. Who's was my friend?
Speaker: I don't know how I ended up with two omelette beers, but I have two omelette beers. You don't know how you end, they're just multiplying. They're just, they're breeding them like this. I don't know how you end up with alcoholics. My beers are making babies. They grow up so fast. They're so delicious. I'm still drinking. I'll be out at a gig where I would normally be drinking, but I was driving home. So I'm stone cold sober. Yeah.
Speaker: That's what they all say. I'm sober, Ozzie -per. Ozzie -per. It was a fucking golf talk. I thought you would be a natural up here with me and Jeff. Man, I'm raining my shit in. We have another one, Jeffrey. Welcome to the cult of nonsensical nonsense. Listen. Try the Kool -Aid. It's delicious. Golf needs to get these arse up here. There's no excuses.
Speaker: Come up with your camera off if you want. Yes, Tommy Aldridge with his age. Who's Tommy Aldridge? Oh, that's good. Oh, Jeff Rose. No, no, no. I was reading that comment. Oh, by the way, you have a title that we don't give out to everybody. Oh, shit. What, what? What can I say? You're going to be my association. I will be now.
Speaker: This will be very much talked about the fact that I've been on here twice. That'll be well under discussion. I'm sure it will. Mm -hmm. They want you to go face, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Speaker: You only have five aiders, you need to work on getting 20. Sorry. I'm reading the comment about the tits. What was that? What about tits? You sparked my attention! How come the B in GBA looks like tits? Tits! Well, I never noticed that. What are the little B cups? I didn't notice that.
Speaker: I don't think so. I think you're deprived there. Benji, I don't see it at all. This one right here. You know, it's the champ. Oh, Jesus. Welcome to my world. I was asked about them.
Speaker: This is this is the this is the defective belt that will figure out what I'm gonna do with it, but I'm gonna dress it up real nice telling you dude I'm telling you dude get it yourself an engraver
Speaker: Have you seen my handwriting? First and foremost, I'm basically retarded because I'm a leftist. I hate to get it professionally engraved, Jesus. Agreed. Well, yeah, but see, I'm a real do -it -yourself kind of guy. Yeah, but it'll be sure to get it done, then it will be to buy the equipment. Like, that's a false economy. No, not!
Speaker: No, no, no, no. You should buy a dremel and engrave with a dremel for like 50 bucks. Well, I was gonna say unless you're planning on engraving a whole load of shit and making it worth your while if it's for one thing. I'm just gonna duct tape the side of a Miller Lite box on the side of it. Yeah, do what you did to my... Remember, I had a truck in high school that was all shitty and we made fun of this guy once.
Speaker: So we went out and throw my truck. We put duct tape on my truck and rode on it where the Sharpie says I support hillbilly, right? Just saying. Okay. So, so I don't know anything about Ohio. So is that basically in the arts and deno where like, what is, what, what, what would you mean by that? There's a saying in Ohio. There's a saying in Ohio. No matter where you are. Benji, you're from Ohio too. Shut your mouth. Don't act like you're not from Ohio, Benji.
Speaker: So how, like, there must be. I got out once too. And then I got pulled back in, God damn it. I'm the only, I'm the only escapee from Ohio. Let's come back to the States because you're running from the wall. Is Ohio a bit like Hotel California? Like you can check it anytime. No, no, no, no. So Ohio is in the Midwest, which Midwest is,
Speaker: It's the far east of the midwest. It's right in there. But there must be places that do engraven.
Speaker: services. Oh, oh, yeah. Right. Okay. So Ben, that's what I'm trying to stop. We can we can we can joke on Ohio all we want, dirt roads and shit.
Speaker: Yeah, we don't even have cars in Ohio. What are you talking about? My kids go to a one room classroom. That's literally, you know, you, you, you quit going to school. You start going to school in fifth grade in Ohio. Yeah. Now, um, on the West, that's Ohio has become, uh, Connor, you're a punk bitch.
Speaker: Jeff is the ultimate. He's going to kill himself one day. D .Y .I. Ohio is actually surprisingly becoming a lot of
Speaker: I loved the slow burn on that and then the realization what I just said. Honestly, there are parts of Ohio like that, yes. There are parts of Ohio. I grew up in a town of 2 ,000 people. See, I'm a savior. Our town was so small that we had to combine the two towns to make one school.
Speaker: Oh, God. My town was just we used to joke because I grew up where I grew up at. When you look at it on the map, it literally looks like somebody blew a snot rocket and there was like a booger where I grew up at. It was so country. It was so country that they literally had to filter the sun to us. Yeah, they didn't get daylight out there unless they unless they send it to us.
Speaker: But I go up around the Amish and stuff like that. But uh, no, I always is becoming a major hub for for industry or for Business if you have tires on your car, they came from Ohio
Speaker: It came from Ohio, but that's been like that for years. I'm just saying. What random tires are on your car? What random tires are on your car?
Speaker: I've got a cross -climates. What are they called? Dunlop. Is it Dunlop? No. Dunlop? They were made in Ohio. I bet you they're not. I bet it's not the only family that makes them. OK. Well, the main headquarters for them. Well, fucking blah. Hang on. But Facebook has moved their headquarters to Ohio. Google's headquarters in Ohio.
Speaker: Abercrombie and Finch's headquarters is in Ohio. Intel is their monstrous headquarters is in Ohio. Tires in the UK, Mitchell and Tire factory in Dundee, Scotland. Well, yeah, they have factories. Exactly. It's the American company.
Speaker: Right. That's not what you said. You said there were made American rules. You said there were tires on McCarran. You're on US soil. It's like a consulate. You're on US soil.
Speaker: Welcome to the world, according to Jeff and Luke. That's Jeff logic. Hashtag Jeff logic. That should be a series. There's your new series boys. Okay. Hashtag Jeff logic. You have a whole half hour segment on things that are logic by Jeff standards. There's one rule. If it squeaks and it shouldn't squeak, use WD -40. If it sticks, but it shouldn't stick,
Speaker: If it shoots thick, it doesn't use that thick. That's the only rule. You need to know. If I do a segment, I've known this man for 25 years. If we do a segment on this show that's called Jeff's Logic, you will seriously, you guys will literally see me eat a bullet on this show. I will put a noose around my neck, jump off a chair and eat a bullet at the same time. I think Jeff Logic would be hilarious as a running feature. You guys don't know him like I do.
Speaker: He's pushing his what now? Luck. Stop. Stop. I have an entire 100 things in front of me. We already we already went down this **** room. I know. I love it. I love this **** or 100 and you see a guy holding a roll of quarters. Just keep walking.
Speaker: you know what's going on. I don't even know what 0 100 is. What is that? 1 AM? Yeah, that's one. Not all of us were in the military. Jeff, did you get that video? I sent you on TikTok. Yes, you fucking prick. Fuck you. I love that dude. You got to follow that guy.
Speaker: He's a former, he's a vet. He was in the army and he does all these videos and he just makes fun of all the branches, Army, Navy, Marine, Air Force, Chair Force, and even Space Force. My new favorite thing to watch on TikTok is
Speaker: It's this British guy. He goes around and he makes fake phone calls. I'll make sure the person standing next to him can hear. He's like, no, you don't get it. My sister's pregnant. I'm going to be a father. I don't know what to do. And the reactions of some of these people are just like... Can I just say that chair force sounds like my kind of force? Like I could definitely be in the chair force. It sounds like there's a lot sitting down over the walls. Well, hold on.
Speaker: I'm gonna have to address something real quick. Honor, what the fuck do you mean? And Chris. That is a Wookiee shirt. Son of a bitch. We got a Mexican television. Chris.
Speaker: Fuck you, Connor. You know what? So everybody makes fun of the Air Force because typically the Air Force isn't based off of, well, I'm just speaking out.
Speaker: expert, I'm just speaking on my knowledge and listening to other people. Basically, the Air Force is more smart than anything else. And they get made fun of a lot of their jobs in the Air Force are desk jobs. So they call them the
Speaker: Yeah, they're nerds. I love how you always preface, preface, preface, preface, whatever. Words are hard. I've only been here five minutes and suddenly words are hard. They've never been hard for years, but a couple of years and now they're hard. I love how you pronounce everything worse. I'm not an expert, but...
Speaker: And it's the cop out because you're you're not you're not saying this is a fact -checking like long No, I have to do much like I have to do much like I have to do I'm just kidding They're jokes because people get all fucking but her I'm talking to you lurking pussy ass motherfuckers You get all but her and then they like
Speaker: Glitch said that the chair forces a bunch of nerd pussy asses that don't do anything. We're the goddamn air force and we've got a goddamn top gun. I was very fucking sassy. I'm sassy.
Speaker: The funniest thing when I heard that, I was like, not only would I say it to your face, I would knock you the fuck out. First and foremost, calm down. You're four foot three and you're Mexican and you have a legitimate
Speaker: seven and a half foot Celtic warrior that you're fucking shit to like. Have you ever watched fucking Braveheart? My name isn't Wallace by accident. Hey, you give the airport's respect, it's fucking deserve. Also, I'm saying move to Canada or something. Oh, man.
Speaker: Oh yeah shit Connor, I'm sorry I forgot you were in the chair force. I think you joined a real man's military and you hurt your vagina, you poochie. That's what happens when you sit down all the time when you actually have to get up. So Connor, and this is no big secret so it's not that big a deal for me to put this out there. You've seen Connor on the show, you know who Connor is. Connor did his eight years, I think he did eight years right in the Air Force.
Speaker: And he was, his wife both did their time in the Air Force. I think he did eight years and his time was up. Like he was good to get out. And this goofy bastard re -enlists into the army. Like, it's magically going to get better. So he re -enlisted into the Army Air Force.
Speaker: yeah right you know you did have a back injury but you know the good thing about it is they are taking care of but it's just like y 'all really are as hard as they claim to be in the air force are you yeah that's smart as a nerd she's choosing to count words aren't hard this is just nobody can fucking understand you
Speaker: No, Connor's going to be a part of the show. It's like I said before, it's not that I talk fast, it's just that your brain's too fucking slow. You have to speed up your brain. I worked with Connor and I know Jeff and I, our brains are seriously way too slow. I'm not getting a second answer. I'm no brain expert, but...
Speaker: I'm no brainy -ologist, but... Brainy -ologist, yes. That's funny. The technical term. The technical term. Brainy -ologist. Yeah, you know, oh, Dr. What's -his -nuts. Professor, what's -his -nuts? You know, we can legally change your name to whatever you want. I want to be called Dr. What's -his -nuts. I thought it was Dusty Spunk.
Speaker: Oh, that's not a bad idea. You can't have both. I can change it. I can change it. I recently went and did, I have to go Thursday and drop it off. But I filled out the forms to get my new passport. And they have like four places to check mark for your gender. And then it even has a caveat where you can like add yours. So technically I can identify stuff
Speaker: You totally should. I don't remember that when I applied for a password, but I do remember like you can put on there if you're, if you're known as any other, another name. Yeah. Yeah. You could, yeah. When you fill out your password paperwork, it says, have you gone by any other name? So I was like, no, I'll have that on mine. I'll have another name on mine. Yep. Yep.
Speaker: Legally changing your name. Are you a spy? That would be fun. Who are you asking me or Jeff? There's a freaking alias on our goddamn passport. Does your passport actually say anything? But then I'd have to kill you, so.
Speaker: That I might as well just start calling myself Duncan McLeod of the clan McLeod I'm fucking immortal Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a great movie by the way You'd actually you'd actually have to go to Ohio to try to kill it
Speaker: And as soon as you get there, you'll probably kill yourself. Cause like, damn, this place is fucking boring. This fucking place is a shithole. I don't know where I live. It was fucking cold. I don't need to kill him. Just let him live.
Speaker: Basically, Scotland and Ohio are the same. The only difference is, is you guys have amazing, like an amazing history and castles and, and really cool architect. But outside of the architecture. And free healthcare and, you know, kids are getting short and shit. At least we're not ruled by their English. So I mean, there's that. Yeah, that's a sore point list.
Speaker: I can't even. I can't even. A whole bunch of **** rednecks were like **** you. You're English bastards. Mm hmm. You want to **** one two step? We'll get down. It's in the pipeline. It's coming. It's in the air force. Three in the arm.
Speaker: six point five in the Air Force. Oh, ears. Never mind. Don't worry. You can see the wheels ticking, right? And everything just clocked in. It's like, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick
Speaker: I need to the loading screen like. I forget that there's a bit of a delay on like YouTube and Twitch and. Well, your dick was 6 .5 in the Air Force.
Speaker: We knocked them brat. The Brits back 200 years ago. Get our level hate to be the bearer, but the reason why the Brit of the Brits didn't beat the US is because there's a giant moat between England. Yeah, that's what it was. That's what it was, Jeff. That's what it was. The giant moat between between. It wasn't the fact that America's fucking bad ass.
Speaker: I know you were in the Navy and I know you probably never got to see a ship because most of you guys spend a lot of time on your knees or been over so you know regardless regardless Jeff they had a whole British -ass army that lost to farmers bro you're American stop it you know better I know I know farmers
Speaker: You know the Brits had this thing they were called ships I
Speaker: No training, no, not like the finest weapons of the time, like the British Royal British Army or whatever. I mean, we punked them so bad, we threw their tea in a fucking harbor in the shittiest city in our country. By the way, Boston, we threw their tea in a harbor and then we made their tea better by putting ice and sugar in it. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
Speaker: It's a different kind of thing on a hot summer day and I know you guys don't because your summers are like 65 and balmy are cloudy and rainy translate what 65 means. I don't know. I don't know what your temperatures are.
Speaker: I don't speak imaginary numbers. Jeff's going to have to learn this. He's going to be in Celsius all the time. I'm already in Celsius. OK, so it's only fucking America that does the Fahrenheit thing. Because we're. Because we're. No, here's what's crazy, crazy. How long is a meter? 3 .3 feet.
Speaker: That's a yard. No. A meter is 100 centimeters is 3 .3 feet. 100 centimeters is 3 feet. That's a yard. You can't tell him different. Or 36 inches. I love to tell him, you know, the store is 50 meters away and he's like, how far is that? I don't know. I have a fucking football field asshole.
Speaker: Okay. It's not our fault that we do things better than everybody else in America. Outside of politics, because we suck at politics. But not like all these other countries are doing real well in the political world either. No, because whenever there are politicians, there's corruption. So. Facts. Kill them all.
Speaker: Are you suggesting that the French had the right idea when they had the French Revolution? Is that what you're suggesting there, Glick? Never take advice from the French. I believe that they gave France up to Germany. I'll tell you something. Workers in France are respected because the elites haven't forgotten what happened during the revolution.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm gonna say it. If people want to strike in France, they're taken seriously. So, just... Well, the French government shit all over the farmers showed up a fucking manure, started dumping it on people's lives. They can fuck her out. They literally had manure spreaders. They won't take any shit. They'll strike like that. They'll stand up to their government.
Speaker: Excuse me. They'll stand up to their government, but they won't stand up for themselves when some other country comes in. Oh no, here we go. In World War I and II, I think they got a bottle of red wine, a bratwurst and some sauerkraut. They're like, yeah, you can have France. Maybe a baguette or two. I don't know. Good thing we're around. That's all I got to say. Y 'all be speaking German right now if it wasn't for us.
Speaker: fucking America. Hell yeah. God damn right. This came in at the last fucking minute. With minimal fucking effort. Mr. Patriotic talking about things that happened before any of us were born.
Speaker: That's all we have to do. It's that's how bad ass we are. We waiting. It's just like, all right, it's time to go. All the work was fucking done. All the work was already fucking done. You just stepped in at the last minute. If all the work was done, why did you need our help? Plus the Japanese for no reason poked a sleeping bear in World War Two. I'm just saying.
Speaker: We were, we were cool minding our own business and the Japanese were like, what up Hawaii? Now you pissed us off. And the Russians were like, fuck. At that time we were friends with the Russians and they were like, Oh shit. Y 'all fucked up. It is a month that you have to remember. Chris and I are American as you can.
Speaker: which means we know nothing of world history only if you have a history. We don't care about world history. All we care about is fucking America. America. America. We're the best. But I don't know if you've seen it. You know who has never been invaded. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
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Speaker: We are the dumbest goddamn nation on the planet. I swear to God, I shit you not. We are the dumbest goddamn nation on the planet. Oh no, there's a whole series of people walking around. Yeah, go ahead. What I was going to say is, do you know what it is, right? From the outside looking in.
Speaker: Your education system isn't designed to teach kids critical thinking. You're taught what, like facts, enough to lift past exams, but not encouraged to think on your own. Agree. And that's the question. But what I'm saying is there is a whole series
Speaker: on TikTok of people walking up to people on the streets in the States and saying, who was the first president? And people are answering, answering Abe Lincoln. Have you froze? You can't, you can't, you can't pause me for, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. My camera doesn't freeze anymore. No, but like there was one, it was on Jimmy Campbell.
Speaker: And I'm not a fan, but I saw the clip. They literally asked people, what country is this? Show them a picture. But they had the United States on the top. And people were calling it Germany. Is that Germany? It was a picture of the United States, but it was upside down. You know, it was just black and white. You know, it wasn't like a couple of different states and stuff. But they couldn't recognize it. I showed up on Instagram today. I showed a picture of Europe.
Speaker: And right next to France, there's a bay. And they filled it in like it was colored. They didn't fill it in like it was water. And said, Americans name this. It's a bay. There's no country there. And the Americans were like, whoa. They couldn't see the difference between the two. But Americans are taught all the states. They're taught about America.
Speaker: They're just not taught about America in the position of a global country. The amount of times that I've had an argument with someone that doesn't know the difference between Ireland and fucking Scotland and the fact that they're not even on the same landmass and that one's a separate fucking island with a fucking body of water between the two, there's always Americans.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Well, almost all your taxes go towards the military, which is why you can't afford things like universal health care, because you're too busy paying for a bomb. No, I'm sorry. The reason why universal health care doesn't work in the state is because the doctor's union pays off politicians to not vote for it. Oh, yeah. The lobbyists. Yeah, lobbyists. So a doctor where you are and a doctor where I am
Speaker: or in the States, which one do you want to be? Exactly. It depends on why you're going into that profession. I mean, most people would over here would go into that profession because they want to do good and they want to save lives or help people, right? Whereas in America, people go into that for the money.
Speaker: Mucho De Niro you're born in the state when you're born in the states one thing everyone says dr. Lawyer Makes the most money There's you know, it is what it is I'll be right back. I'm gonna go put in my order
Speaker: the hell do you mean you gotta go put in your order? I know that he was focused on something. Like you could say that he was focused on something. Yeah. Yeah. My wife's asked me, I have, I have my WhatsApp on here and she says to me, what do you want to eat? She's like McDonald's or tacos. I'm like fucking A, I want McDonald's. I have to go put in my order. I have to wait until Nicky gets home. Oh my God. I have no idea.
Speaker: I can still hear you guys. I just have to climb up the stairs. Yeah, no, but I hope you're not listening to something that's private. I've got to go along too. I guess I'm holding a fort then, huh? I guess. Yeah, just talk to myself. I'll just talk to myself.
Speaker: I don't know if there's anybody still in the comments, actually. I think everybody's fucked off. Let me jump on and have a look at another thing. Because there's a dilemma that comes through in the studio, right?
Speaker: Why are people talking in the comments? Why are they not all in here? Like, there's a link, click the link, or she's in. Talk face to face. Stop your fucking nonsense behind the keyboard and fucking come and say it to our faces, right? We need to say it to our faces. Bring your ass! Bring your ass!
Speaker: Bring your ass on. You know, I'm serious right now. I'm talking real fucking clean. Didn't mean to leave you in charge, but apparently I locked my door when I started the show tonight. My daughter called me and she's like, can you come unlock the door? I'm like, no, doing a podcast. I didn't realize Jeff was going back into the rave.
Speaker: You're quick, you didn't miss anything. Although there is a delay when the comments come through like if I am looking on the Twitch screen right and it's taking ages for those
Speaker: Can you see the, can you see, um, the comments like on the actual screen, like beside us in the studio? Yeah, but they're taking ages to come through. It's weird. It all comes down to, uh, YouTube has like a minute and a half delay from what we say. And Facebook has a full minute.
Speaker: Yeah, which is difficult when you guys, because you guys chop and change subjects really fast. So people are responding to something you've said, but you've already jumped on to the next, you know, two or three things, you know? Yeah, but we can bring it right back. You have to, otherwise it makes no fucking sense. Yeah, no, I have no problem circling back around. But, you know, I was on Twitch earlier and
Speaker: I was talking about the show, I was killing zombies and I was like, yeah, you fucking zombie cunts. It's a whole other version of like when I'm gaming.
Speaker: And I was doing slides and punches and fucking zombies. Anyways, and I was like, yeah. So have you ever played? I don't think like he ever has, but have you ever played like Call of Duty zombies or Call of Duty games? I played once.
Speaker: So like, so like you can run and there's a button that you can push when you're running and you'll slide like a, like kind of a baseball slide, you'll slide what they call a dolphin dive. If you jump, if you're running and you jump, you look like a dolphin. When you're in the air, you're like,
Speaker: Is that the sort of face that go with it as well? So on zombies, like I play zombies and I just go on there just to see how long I can last, you know, at the end of the day. Yeah, I'm not playing for real. Just just fucking around.
Speaker: The first couple rounds are super easy. You can punch the zombies, one punch, they're dead, two punches, they're dead. So I'll run and I'll slide and you're sliding and it's like pow, dick punch, slide, dick punch, pow, dick punch.
Speaker: you're gonna say there's a button that you run slide and and then there's another button that is a little bit like dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch dick punch
Speaker: And the zombies because throughout history it is a well -known fact that you know people believe that
Speaker: that Hitler was creating zombie, uh, soldiers and whatever. So the zombies on call of duty are all Nazi. So then like, I'm like, I'll be played. I'm like, fuck you, Nazi cuts, you know, whatever. I'll just scream random dumb shit when I'm gay. And then I start randomly singing like I had the tiger or Hulk Hogan's theme song, real American here.
Speaker: Like I said, podcast Glick, gaming Glick, two different people, still awesome. I think if you're going to call anybody cunts, of all the people you should call cunts, it would be Nazis. So fair play. I almost said that the other night. Stop being so cunty. It's a brilliant, you can use that for pretty much every scenario, the word cunty. You missed it, Jeff.
Speaker: I don't even know what night it was. Some bitch, some two -faced racist bitch was doing her show and she thinks she's like the greatest thing in the world. And literally they were so excited to have six viewers in their show because it was the most they ever had. And of course, unfortunately for them, one of them was you. Actually the six of them were
Speaker: Four of our viewers and one of our former viewers. There's that one person that's always going to stalk that person, right? There's that one person that's always going to fucking hover around that person like a little lost party. So that person's always going to be there, right? That's called a keyboard warrior. Stop, stop stalking people, you weird stalker.
Speaker: They're like, what's her face in fatal attraction? Next thing you know, you're going to put a goddamn bunny in a pot. Bunny boiler for sure. Thank God for the USA and our duck punching military. Otherwise, the entire UK would be overrun by Nazis. All I got to say is not all heroes or capes. And, you know, it's my duty as an American citizen to save the world. And so fucking be it. And if I got to fight Nazi zombies, then I'll do it. And I'll duck punch the shit out of it. He got auto corrected, but
Speaker: I was going to say. I will duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck.
Speaker: I'm a goddamn duck punching ninja. Where you Nazi fuckers at? Every duck I punch, a Nazi dies.
Speaker: Oh, man. You're going to die, Duke. Yeah. Oh. America.
Speaker: How did the Americans defeat the Nazis? Well, they punched a fuck ton of ducks. No, they duck puck them. They duck puck them. They duck puck them. They duck puck them. They duck puck them. Duck puck them. Well, hold on a second. What's going on? We got Nazis. We got... Wait, hold on. Let's have a look at WW2 history. I'm just... What is duck puck? I have no words to answer you.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: on a fucking swan store called Duck Puck. I can't do that, I put in Duck Pucking. It says Duck Puck at and Google Play. That's funny. Connor, where are the fucking swans, you Nazi duck? Punch, punch, punch.
Speaker: Holy crap. There's fucking duck. Fucking duck. Go to fucking here, folks. Go to this won't be the main name. Go to PuckingDucks .com. You got a screen share, Jeff. You got a screen share. I want to know what it is so bad.
Speaker: I'm going to regret this. I know I'm going to regret this.
Speaker: Are you ready? I'm not on the show. There we go. OK, here we go. I'm going to hit enter. Go ahead. Puckinpucks .com. I think you should register that domain. Yeah, we'll be right on that.
Speaker: Oh, that's a what is that? A hockey thing? Oh, I think. Yeah. You'll see it. Pucking ducks. What is that? But how things sounded funnier than pucking ducks. Like duck pucking was the way that you said it with your accent and automatically becomes fucking ducks or duck pucking.
Speaker: That's not what we're looking up to. That's a bee. All right. DuckPucking .com. Here we go. DuckPuck. Such a huge letdown. I know. Talk about an anti -climax. Fuck. Yeah, we really dropped the ball here. Well, ladies and gentlemen, how do you know what it's like to be a woman and be with Jeff?
Speaker: Hey, I'm just saying. It's a race. What the fuck are you? What the fuck are you? Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
Speaker: We shouldn't be surprised by anything. It's not supposed to make sense, is it? Jeff is still locked in. I was just saying that thought would come up when we went to images, as opposed to Google itself. I'm not so sure if we want to see the images.
Speaker: Unfortunately, the first picture is in a duck. So it's not, it was actually not of Glick, Dick Punch and anything. Because I was expecting that to be the image. Dick Punch! Take that, you Nazi cunt! Bring the dick! Actually, speaking of Glick,
Speaker: I found a picture of that.
Speaker: Oh, he said I'm losing it here. You're having a grand old time over there, aren't you? This is why we can't have nice things. The bear tracks me up. Oh, there you go. There's a bunch of the day.
Speaker: So this is going to be the new meme. I'm trying to find something to memeify, right? To put it on as a video. But you've got to remember the whole thing was, the whole joke was, that it wasn't a dick punch, it was a duck puck. I know, but if you put in duck pucks... You just had to change the name of the manoeuvre. It's not called a dick punch anymore.
Speaker: How about I'm showing images of anything with the word dick in it because someone's going to report you to YouTube or some shit. He had a duck in his pocket. You're just pleased to see Glick. It's not a duck.
Speaker: I'm sorry. You got a duck in your pocket. I didn't see that. Surprise. What is your show about?
Speaker: I don't know. Glicks an idiot. Jeff's a moron and then we got some. We did 20 minutes on punching the ducks. I don't know. We got some British chick that says she's Scottish. I don't even know.
Speaker: Somehow we got some sponsors. The peanut gallery as you showed up tonight, I'm surprised. I know. I was thinking that actually. I don't know if this is the calm before the storm or if it's just going to be nice and chill. No, you know what happened? They finally, finally got a life.
Speaker: don't fall. I can I can actually answer that question for you. No, they didn't. You know, you're doing dirty and you know, you're doing scummy things when you have to have a secret room. Oh, so they definitely did not get a life. Yeah. What up, guys? How y 'all fuckers doing? We're talking about
Speaker: I haven't been on there for, well, I don't know, it'll tell you on how long ago it is since I logged in. I looked at it the other day and it was like, lady, hasn't been here for a while. And I'm like, wow, that's kind of cool. There isn't now. It's at least a couple of weeks. Yeah. I deleted it off my phone.
Speaker: That's funny
Speaker: No, I had something for the 8th.
Speaker: I don't know why I'm still watching this game. It's forty to six with four minutes left to play. I got an idea. Let's talk about buttered sausage. Talk about buttered sausage, where it comes from, what it does, why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face. What about buttered? Buttered sausage.
Speaker: That's not your jam. That's not your thing. You don't like it? It's not my jam. I don't buy jam. I buy honey and I kiss it on the lips. Sorry, I love that clip. It's so creepy. It's just so creepy. It's funny, but creepy. It pisses me off. It pisses me off that it's not real.
Speaker: It could be real. We could probably get Busey on the show. I'm just saying. You know what? You want to talk about again. Is it weird? That's the one I want. I don't care who else ever shows up. We don't get Gary Busey eventually. I'm going to be sad. I think we get Busey on the show. How's it feel to get your ass whipped by Mel Gibson Busey?
Speaker: And Steven Seagal. No, even worse. You got beat up by Steven Seagal. You got beat up by Steven Seagal. I was going to say, as much as I can get. Well, Gibson's only about like five foot four or some shit, isn't he?
Speaker: Yeah. All those action heroes are not from like the nineties are not very big. Gibson's a little guy. Uh, he burpees a little guy now like Dolph London's a monster. Uh, Stallone's a little guy. Uh, Van Dam's a little guys, uh, Schwarzenegger's a little guy. What? No, Gibson's five 10.
Speaker: That's bullshit. He's not 510. I'm not buying Mel Gibson being 510 either. No, he's about 5 '6". Yeah, if Mel Gibson's 510, dating lovers is 6869. Yeah, that's bullshit. Yeah, just because it's on the internet, Jeff, doesn't mean it's true. And I hate to break this to you, but most men,
Speaker: exaggerate their height by at least two inches especially under six foot tall we do. I've convinced Nicky, I'm 14 inches tall. That is a solid number, I'm sorry. I was talking about height, Glick, I wasn't talking about the other one. Oh, oh, oh. You are no liars, that's all. No way that Gibson's 5 '10". I'll tell you that right now. Yeah, how tall is Danny Gluck?
Speaker: Because he towered over Mel Gibson and leaked the weapon. Six -four. Is he really? I was going to googling. I missed Mel Gibson. I don't trust the internet. Now that it says Mel Gibson is five foot ten, I don't trust the internet.
Speaker: that's the thing that's the kicker for me that's I'm out now I believed everything else I'll be out man you should have said I'm no hype expert but I believe that
Speaker: It's usually shorter guys that exaggerate their height. They say that they're taller than they actually are. It's usually a couple of inches. I'm five foot three! No, you're not. You're four foot eight. I am every bit of five foot three. The amount of times that I've come across guys that have said they're five, eleven or six foot and they're shorter than I am and it's like, did you think I'm not going to fucking notice that I'm seeing she's taller than I am? I'm not that tall. I'm only five, ten.
Speaker: like I'm not like gigantic. I'm just that I'm gonna try a guy. I'm just saying I'm five three. So I come up like your waist. I'm gonna notice if I'm taller than you. So don't fucking lie about it. So here's the question. Speaking of your height, because this is actually a real thing. I do know this, not an expert, but I do know this.
Speaker: Are women in Scotland generally shorter or are there a lot of taller women where you're at? I'm taller than average. The average height of a woman is probably about five seven. I think that might even be taller than the average height for
Speaker: women and once you google it then what's the average height for women in the world and then hit america and then check the check the uk as well the thing is obviously there will be regions that are different so say for example if i go to glass school if i step off the train in glass school i'm like a giant because the population through there generally is shorter and we're only 40 miles apart but i think a lot of it is to do okay for the world go on for the world
Speaker: You broke up, say it again. Shorter than average women, you bitch. I know. Don't forget, don't forget. Average height of the woman is five foot, five foot three. Yep, but don't forget, they're including places where people are very short. You're talking Asia. Agreed. Right. Asian stuff. So let's go ahead and put UK. Mm hmm. We have average height of the woman in Britain is five three. No, it isn't.
Speaker: No, I don't believe that at all because, uh, you know, you see a lot of, uh, you see a lot of women and five, 10 for a man in the UK. You see a lot of women in, in Britain on like social media and stuff like that. And, and they're not sure, but they're not tall, but. You know, Jenna, generally most of them, I wouldn't say are probably around like five, eight, five, nine.
Speaker: very, um, yes, it's five four. These are between the ages of 18 and 40. When I was in high school, I, I, I, because I'm not, I'm not the tallest guy in the world. And I understand that I, I actually forget sometimes how big I really am until I see like a picture of me beside somebody.
Speaker: And it's like, Jesus Christ, who the fuck is the ogre beside this guy? And it's me, but I'm six too. But I like dating the taller women or taller girls when I was in high school. And it seemed like now I did date my fair share of shorter women. I mean, my ex -wife was five foot on a good day on a good day. Uh, I think Nikki's about five eight, about five eight, five nine.
Speaker: Uh, my, Jeff, you might remember her, the girl I dated in high school, she was five, 10, she was five, 10, almost six foot tall. Yeah. I remember her. Um, I remember her belt right here. So, okay. Well, we're just wondering, because I know like, and some other countries, like women,
Speaker: That's where you get the glamazons, because women are naturally taller. Average height of a man, one on one.
Speaker: worldwide, global scale, the average height of a man is five foot nine. While the average height of a woman, worldwide, is five four. You just said five three a second ago though. So whenever it is you're looking up, it's got different information. Googly. Yeah, but you just said, I'm going to upload the average height of a woman was five three, and now it's saying five four. Okay, look, if I put in woman,
Speaker: average height of women is five foot six and that's what I said to you about five six or five seven is the average for a woman here when you go back to where you just typed that in it said European women average is five six which is what I'd said five six or five seven I don't see the average height of European women is five foot six which is what I'd said
Speaker: I'm tired of your fucking bullshit, Jeff. Let's do this. I think it doesn't matter. Like, I think it's going to be like European women is five six. But if you put the UK, it says America. America says five foot four.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't think that's, I honestly don't think that that's true because I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, gigantically huge in comparison to other people. Like I'm not, like I'd say five times. Average amount of mail in the UK. Which is what I say. But so I was right when I said, I'm the average height of a man here. Yeah. Yeah. But it depends on what you put in the suffix of where you are. Because once again, world,
Speaker: This is a different way of putting average male height world. Yep. There was a, there was a request in the chat. Like, I don't know if you see that on the screen there. I put it up on the screen. You should be able to see it.
Speaker: trying to yell freedom. No, and I'm not going to do that and I'll tell you from what I was, Mel Gibson's Scottish accent was the worst Scottish accent I've ever seen. I'm going to boot you in the boss. I'm going to duck -tuck you. You're going to duck -tuck me?
Speaker: I want you to kick any high, you know, a couple of your foot, your foot, you'll hit me like, Connor, Connor also said, Jeff goes up on his wife. Wow. Hey, my wife is, is five nine. I climb that.
Speaker: Okay, the thing about throwing women, you know what? That's, I'm a heavy woman, so traditional or not, that's not gonna happen. You get that big Amazon woman short. Wait, what'd you say? There's a comment in the chat about throwing women, is that a tradition? And I'm saying, well, it won't be me, because I'm not, I'm not light. Yeah, that's a good thing.
Speaker: You said it first, so ain't nobody talking about you. It's no secret that I'm not a small person. Nobody. But even height wise, you're 5 '10". If you're 5 '10", I can't pick you up regardless of weight. Unless you weigh like four pounds, you know.
Speaker: You couldn't even lift her foot. You know what I'm laughing at right now, when you said you can't turn up tourneys, I'm laughing at when I'm at Jeeps. Oh my God. Those pictures were so goddamn funny. Jeff, I didn't even see them. They were on Instagram.
Speaker: I don't know if it was a taxi or an Uber or whatever you guys thought it was. I was driving. She told Jeeves he needed to be in a booster seat. I said he looks like he needed to be in a booster seat. You know, if all goes well on Thursday, I'm actually going to Europe in December. So I got to stand next to you.
Speaker: It's a live stream. You'll probably be up to about here. Yeah. Yeah. James is about tip height to me, right? James is about tip height to me, right? James is about tip height to me, right?
Speaker: So when he's sitting in the car next to me, he came like up halfway up the seat. My head's on the back of the headdress and his head's like halfway up the chair. Dude, I scored a gun. She said, I feel like we were, we were, we were in her, in her canteen and it was shortly after the trip.
Speaker: And we were all talking and she was like, I almost got even boosted. I died. I swear to God, if I take a ride in the car and you pull out phone books, I'm gonna beat you with them. I literally look at you, but you better be looking up somebody's fucking phone number.
Speaker: Listen, I wouldn't make those jokes if I knew that Jeeves wasn't on board with those. Do you know what I mean? He's in on the joke, do you know what I mean? Oh, 100%. Yeah, no. Like, I'm in on the joke that I am a little guy, you know, just makes fun of me. But also the other part of the joke is, Jeff, that I'm a very big woman. Like, it's a two -sided joke. According to Advertite, you are well above the ad.
Speaker: Exactly. So I'm actually kind of taking the piss out myself as well, you know? She's a goddamn Celtic warrior. She's a Celtic warrior princess. Well, I told you about the DNA test. They can take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. They'll take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. See?
Speaker: What was that? Oh no, that's going on TikTok. Oh, it will. I promise you. What you're saying something on a forgotten what the fuck it was again. Yeah. So you said something about your DNA testing.
Speaker: Yeah, did I not tell you about the DNA? Jeff, shut up so I can hear this. OK, so you know how you get those like heritage DNA send it away thing, right? Yeah, 23 and me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I've been speaking to someone else and they had had theirs done and it was so accurate. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out. You've been speaking to somebody else. I know, right? How very dear. Another man. It was a block, but
Speaker: So he had, on his test, it pinpointed the exact islands in Portugal where his family were from. It was so accurate. So it convinced me to go and take one of these tests because I don't know what's on my dad's side. My dad was adopted as a baby, so I have no clue about that side at all. I've got my mum's entire family tree, but I don't know what's happening on my dad's side. So I sent this thing away and
Speaker: Oh, you hit the part. I have to answer that problem.
Speaker: hoping for something, some little glimmer of something slightly exotic, right? Well, I'll tell you when it came back.
Speaker: I should have told you this before. So it was 73 % Scottish Irish Welsh, so Celtic, and 27 % Scandinavian, so Viking. Just fucking white.
Speaker: Two things. You are. I was waiting for you to say like one percent. The thing is, though, Jeff, I feel like I wanted to send it back for a fucking refund because I could have told that just by looking at me. They basically could have sent you a thing. An email has said.
Speaker: than snow. You are the whitest thing on the planet. Well, I am. Look how pale I am. I'm like the palest, pastiest, white pair. I mean, I make normal white people look tan. Does the sun scare you? I hate being in the sun. Yeah. I live on the sun. I've seen pictures. They don't have scuts. They don't have sun in Scotland. No. We do for a few weeks a year. Like two weeks, you stay home.
Speaker: I just I can't you know people say they like being out in the Sun and it gives And I feel the opposite I just feel drained totally fucking drained of any energy when I'm in the Sun
Speaker: I could've done told you that for free. Hold on a second. Connor said, Connor said, I swear she said. I was thinking the same thing. Only in my soul, Connor. Only in my soul. I gotta give Connor a goddamn gold star for that one.
Speaker: I mean, I am ridiculously pale. Like, it was just so funny. I just thought to myself, well, fucking tell me something I don't know. You know, he didn't do 23 of me because my sister did it. It was like, it was, uh, what was it? She said it was, uh, 48 % Irish and, and the rest was all German. I was like, do that. Jeff, Jeff did a 23 of me and it came back.
Speaker: It came back 25 % of it, 25 % oompa loompa, 25 % munching, 25 % leprechaun. And I'm not winning, motherfucker. You know what? Have you done one glitch? What's that? So here, funny story. I bought, I bought a 23andMe kit.
Speaker: Uh, when I was pregnant about four years ago when I came back home to Ohio and I never got around to doing it. And I was going to finally do it now. Apparently there's an expiration date on those and I didn't know that. So now I have to order it because based off my last name,
Speaker: Uh, I know that I, I come from, um, um, German slash Jewish, whatever my, my last name is Jewish. My last name before it was Americanized, uh, was gluck GLUCK or GLUCK, which stands for luck and prosperity and blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada. It was a Jewish name.
Speaker: when my people came to America, it was Americanized into Glick. My mom's side of the family, Alexander, like Alexander the Great, you know, Roman, Greek, whatever the fuck all that bullshit was. So I know that, I also know that I'm like,
Speaker: uh i don't know i'm probably like right roughly around quarter native american based off of uh family members that i do know in heritage and stuff like that and i'm not that person who's gonna be like i'm chericky i'm seminal no he's opening a casino tomorrow
Speaker: shut your whore mouth, Connor. That's what Glitch says. So you should do one of the tests just to see what comes back. I want to do the test. I'm a mutt. I'm a mutt. Obviously, I have satisfaction. Glitch stands for Gooch Licker. I will fight you, Connor. It actually stands for
Speaker: What are you doing? I'm **** ducks. Don't mind me. You know, but you know, like different family members and stuff like that, you know, got the Indian, the indigenous people, Native American, whatever you want to call it, you know, but I also know German, 100 % German is there.
Speaker: But I, you know, I wanted to do the 23 and maybe because I'm curious, I want to know what else is going to come back. I want to know what else is going to be there. I want to know what else is. Yeah. I just want to know my lineage. Like I want to know what I am outside of, you know, and then, I mean, you can look at me a lot of people and I've had people like, I just want to say what I'm about, but I'm thinking, but go ahead.
Speaker: I've had people that I've talked to and we've had this conversation with and actually my, my birthday twin who's exactly 20 years to the day older than me at work. We were talking and she was like, she just calls me Chris. She don't, she don't know my last name or anything like that. She just calls me Chris or she knows me by Chris. So she was like, we were talking one day, she's in all the weird.
Speaker: She owns an art gallery, so she's into all the weird astrology. She's a dippy type, one of them. Yeah, exactly. And she was like, are you German by chance? And I was like, I mean, I know that, yeah, to a degree. And she's like an Indian too, huh? And I was like, yeah, I guess, you know, because like I said, my love line trend goes back to
Speaker: the Blackfoot Indians, which are around this area where my family's from, because my dad's side, when we came over to America, when our family came to America, they settled in Pennsylvania. And then they moved into Ohio, but whatever, which is the Glick side, obviously. And I was like, that's really weird that you just pinpoint that by the way I look.
Speaker: So, you know, a lot of it is, you know, like I said, with the, you know, size and this, that, and the other thing kind of goes into play. If people know those kinds of things, they can look at somebody and go, Oh, you're this, or you're that. And then she, I mean, she hit the two things that I'm 100 % positive.
Speaker: to a tee. After you're going to say something like, you know, she'd spotted your ancestors standing behind you ghostly like, ghost story that she was like tuned in. Of course this is probably gonna come back if I do 23andMe that my fucking family were some kind of weird fucking Nazis that
Speaker: did all kinds of terrible. And I'm not going to want to tell anybody. DNA profile. So it won't tell you about your actual like family tree. You would need to, but like 23 and me and heritage and stuff, they, they, they'll link your family tree so they can, if there are other DNA matches. Yes. The only, the only person I know in my family that
Speaker: I mean, I actually, actually, real quick, I looked up Blackfoot Indian. I found this weird picture and I sort of got it. I just want to know one thing. How did you get that picture of me? I was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say, I want to see the color of Glick's soles on his feet. Color of his soles? Blackfoot Indian, never mind.
Speaker: Well, I mean, you can you can follow that a bit literal. That was the joke. If you want to see my feed, it's a monthly subscription of twelve ninety nine. No, I'm not that interested. I was just trying to be mildly amused. I love it's been here for like 15 minutes, but you haven't looked at your name.
Speaker: I don't have 12 hours. It's one of those things. It's like something I don't look at. I I think it took quirky like 15 minutes. Wow. Yeah. Whoa. Easy.
Speaker: Trust me, that might be the only thing she's interested in. There is no interest outside of that. Don't even get that rumor started. Don't even get that rumor started. I think that comment was there before I said what I said. I don't think that was aimed at me. I think that was aimed at you. Don't even get that fucking rumor started because, oh my god. Yeah, no. Connor, would you like to clarify who that was too? Because I think that was to you, Glick. I don't think that was aimed at me. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. You're right. You don't have to start that shit.
Speaker: I know you can start that room where, oh, I'll be on a whole other. Actually, you know what? I won't even entertain that for pure, for pure. Just be in it as I, yeah, I couldn't even do that. That would be too disrespectful of Nikki. Agreed. Actually, Austin beer, please.
Speaker: Have you seen that kickback from the guy who's got a fucking beard, Rob? It was just you ding -dong. See, it wasn't aimed at me. That comment was there before I said that about me. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So he was talking about the lady at work. What? Who? Just a photo album of Chris. I'm shaming his boss. Honestly, I want my favorite one. That was... You ding -dong. Probably my... Actually, the lady who owns the art gallery,
Speaker: I love this lady. She's such, she's such a good, she's a good human being. She's a good spirit. We have good conversations. Like I said, 21 years, what is it? 20 or 20 or 20, 20 years to the day where we're twins. She was born in 61. I was born in 81. So you should buy her a DNA test and she should buy you one and she bought through them. Well, thanks. Hey,
Speaker: I got riff rap here from a Rocky Horror Picture Show. Yeah. Can you do the time warp for us? Wow. With your hands on your hips. See, I'm not the only one who just randomly sings on this show. No.
Speaker: We've actually, we've actually had some pretty great, you know, like weird, like crazy. We've just had some pretty interesting conversations. That's exactly what he would look like. Wow. Sorry, go on. I was listening to what you were saying.
Speaker: I'm a ninja. You smell like McDonald's. Where's your boyfriend?
Speaker: I'm not I'm not any part of it. What are I? That's what she said. I hate you and Jim. She said I hate your responsibility. What the fuck? What the fuck is that typing, Jeff? I knew you were born in the 60s, but that is not a typewriter. What the fuck did I come into? I don't know, Chris. What's up with you? Open doors, man. We just let the masses in.
Speaker: I'm just some random person who just clicked on the link. I mean, I've never encountered any of these fuckers before ever in my entire life. It's like the very first time I've landed. I'm just some random. Just some random, some stock or some weird stuff. Oh my God, please. Jesus. But how ridiculous was that, though?
Speaker: Okay, let's just before I go make a cup of tea, right? Because I know I'm going to need a cup of tea after I say this, right? But let's just imagine you're in that situation, right? And you...
Speaker: are there, imagine you're that person and you're there, right? And someone's talking all kinds of mad shit about your girlfriend, someone who you claim to love, right? And they're calling her a stalker, and they're calling her a crazy person, and I need help, and I'm a lunatic, and this, that, and like, what would your response to that be, Glick? I think Jeff could answer that question for you. He could answer that question for you, for me.
Speaker: Mm -hmm. Well, do you know what the answer is? Yeah. I didn't hear you because obviously if you show all right, but you wouldn't kick me off your show because somebody was in the comments. You would have kicked me off your show for the shit that I unleashed on you.
Speaker: That was just, that was just white. That was, for me, that was the, well, okay. I could have been nipped in the bud so quickly and it just wasn't. And that narrative has been a load, that narrative has been a load, you played out and continued and that's not okay. But it never has been. I mean, as you said, we were talking earlier this week, even when I went off on you,
Speaker: He didn't do it. I know. And Glick, that was always a bone of contention. I'll be honest with you, that was always an issue. Me feeling like that person never had my back has always been an issue. That wasn't even the worst thing that I ever said about you. No, but that just solidified. That just solidified. That thing the other day, that just solidified.
Speaker: No, I agree 100%. We talked about that. We were conversating about that night. You know, I agree 100%. And like I said, that wasn't even. Again, we've we've crossed that bridge and got past that, but. You know that situation. Wasn't even the worst thing. The worst thing has been erased. And I will and I'll give him credit for that. I'll give him a little bit of credit for that.
Speaker: because when I really lost my **** and I lost my **** on not just you that night but everybody and I just went **** straight for the hearts of everybody. I was so mad at night and but he did come to me and specifically asked for that one part when I went off on you to be taken out and I said, you know what? I'm just going to, I'm just going to scratch the whole **** show. I'm deleting it off of YouTube. I'm deleting it off of everything. I'm not even going to post it
Speaker: Tony was right. But like, much like when the last time you were here and I lost my shit, I had to, I came back on here that Monday and I was like, that's not who I am. That was justified. You didn't even need to apologize or explain what, uh, you know, I was like, I really felt bad after I learned that you learned nothing. You know me. I typically don't feel bad, but Jeff, you weren't here for that night when I went. I get it.
Speaker: She's talking about a couple. She's talking about a few Saturdays back. No, I went full on Nagasaki. I was a Nola Gay and everybody was was Nagasaki. I was so mad and so pissed off at everything.
Speaker: I went full on nuclear. Now, I didn't spend whole ass shows running people into the ground. Well, that was a complete lesson. That was another night was a complete character assassination, right?
Speaker: And that's OK for someone to, if they want to tell lies and, you know, do that shit. I mean, I'm going to do a right to reply broadcast. I am. And I'm going to go through it step by step. Like, I don't do things by halves. I'll be bringing all the fucking receipts. So I will be doing that in my own time when I'm ready to do it. But.
Speaker: send me that link. Oh, trust me, Jeff, she'll be fucking annihilated. Like, I'm just, I can't, I can't. You know, here's the funny thing. The problem for me is allowing that narrative to allow people to think that somehow this whole thing for the past two years has been one sided that I'm some fucking crazed. Oh, and by the way, if you're, if you're watching and you feel like coming in to defend yourself,
Speaker: The links are in the chat. That's never going to be okay. That, that, having that, allowing that narrative to play, not just saying, no, and she's, she's in love with you. She's in love with you and all this fucking like making me, and all he had to turn in to say, well, I love her too. That's all he had to say. It was not like he hasn't said it a million times privately. Well, and here's the thing, and I've said this a million times, nobody knows. Yeah.
Speaker: Nobody knows when you're in whatever you're in with somebody, relationship, or whatever the case may be. Nobody knows the private conversation. No. Now, for me. And I never put that shit out there. Now, for me. Sorry, Glick. Go on. Connor, hit your mother -in -law with a stone cold Glick stunner. Put that woman to bed.
Speaker: You know, for me, and we all know Jeff's married and his wife and their, their, their, their situation and stuff. And yeah, I, I poke a bear and I make fun and I make jokes, but I'm the only one who can make those fucking jokes. Exactly. Well, then today you're knowing each other your entire fucking lives. It's a different dynamic to what was happening the other night with that bitch. So, yeah, like I'm the only one that's going to make the jokes about his wife.
Speaker: like bangin' dudes in France or whatever. Like, I'm the one who's gonna make those jokes because, I mean, yeah, they're true, but... Wow. No, here's the funny thing. Like, on this show, on this show, I've only mildly lost my temper. You've lost your temper. Blake has only seen me lose my temper in real life once.
Speaker: Jeff has never seen me lose my temper. And I'm a skilled man. I was still bombed with fucking slither block because I was going to be in debt with it. And one of the things like for me, say whatever the fuck you want, it doesn't bother me. But if you cross that line and you do piss me off, that's going to be your act. Like these these guys make fun of me. I'm very open about my relationships, A, because I think it's incredibly
Speaker: If you're in a relationship with somebody all 60 years, all 75 of them, kids make fun of me. And I'm like, you realize I've, I've had three girlfriends, but since your mom and I split total in my whole life, I've had three girlfriends since their mom and I split. Yes. I was engaged once before. Yes. I thought I like the Ross.
Speaker: Yes, I thought I found somebody who was real turned out she was not as much as she claimed to be real She was the fakest fucking person I've ever met in my life And now I'm with Nikki and you know, and it was like, okay, I Understand I understand the road that I went down because the road Regardless of what it was or how it felt it brought me here and this is where I am now
Speaker: And, you know, I, I finally found my person. This chick has my back, like nobody in my life. There's only one other person in my, well, you know what? Actually, I'm sorry. Before Nikki, because there's two people, two other people who have had my back, no matter what. One is Jeff.
Speaker: And what is my buddy, Donnie? Actually, you know what? There's three. My bad. Sorry. Shit. Fuck. I don't even listen. But Jeff is the one person who has always had my back through thick and thin and will always have my back through thick and thin. Before Jeff was my buddy, Donnie. Donnie and I grew up together. We're third generation. Our grandfathers grew up together. Our dads grew up together. Donnie and I grew up together. Donnie and I can go. Donnie and I went.
Speaker: 10 years without speaking to, without seeing each other. We talked from time to time. When I came back home to Ohio, we hung out once. It was like nothing, nothing. There was, there was no time that ever, that ever was between us. And then I, Beyonce, when her and I split up, he was like, dude, we need to go out. We got a party like we used to. And it was, it was just like,
Speaker: And no more than, than, than a day had passed from us hanging out. Like we was right there, like, thick as thieves. That's my dude. I love this cat to death. He's my little brother. And then there's Kevin who I met through, who's my, all three of my kids is Godfather. Him and his wife are all three of my kids as Godparents. Kevin and I met when my ex -wife and I met. I've known this cat since he was 16. Um.
Speaker: you know, that's, that's my guy. And then I met Nikki and Nikki became that person as well. She is, she has shown time and time again, she has my back regardless. You know, if I'm mad at somebody, if I'm mad at Jeff, she's mad at Jeff. She only has to know why. She just knows she's mad at Jeff. You know, so yes, but I'm also, to be honest, she's always mad at
Speaker: Well, yeah, because you're always telling her to make you a center, but at the same time, I'm the type of person and justice type person. Yeah. We're in a relationship. Yeah. This is my girlfriend. You might see her. You might hear this. I know. And that was the thing that always was weird about your situation. I'm not putting any names out there. I'm just going to say your situation because as I said, I never knew that there was.
Speaker: anything i'm sorry a couple months ago that i knew that there was a relationship
Speaker: I want to call you on that because - You didn't call me that on the other day. He has said it several times on the stream. He's been vague about it and he's been tentative about it, but he has, I mean, you said at one point, and I found the clip of it where you specifically asked if he was in a relationship and he was like, yeah, uh -huh, kind of, yeah, uh -huh, yes, I am, right? Well, that's the thing. Right, but so to say you didn't know isn't quite
Speaker: I knew, I knew, but, and I'm asking point blank behind the scenes. And I got the same beat around the bush. Yeah. There was no, it's never been 100 % 100 % definitive. It's always, I think the only person he ever had that conversation with
Speaker: like definitive was Ted. I know that when they met up in New York, they had a conversation about it. But you were right. He did. He did introduce you when that night that we had that that that other jackass that I thought was faking and Jeff went off on it. Yeah. I had to go back because I missed it because everything that was going on and it was crazy and I was drinking. He that was the one and only time on this show.
Speaker: and probably in any of his streams that I seen, where he actually flat out said, no questions, nothing, that you were his girlfriend.
Speaker: So do you know what? That was only four or five months ago or something. And yet he came in here yelling, shouting and yelling the whole thing about November, November. Well, that was well after November, right? Do you remember that incident? Yeah. So as I said, November, in November, he said, you guys broke. And I'm like, wait a minute. Hold on a second. I didn't even know anything was on everyone.
Speaker: But again, you did say a few times and it was and he even had a conversation with Nikki where Nikki was asking for clarification. What's the gossip and he sat and had a five minute conversation with Nikki about what it was. So it had it had been talked about and it had been it had been discussed. So for you to say you didn't know.
Speaker: I'm just calling you out on your shit, Glick. It's not just that. Let's be honest. I'm not around, let's be honest. I'm on top of this. The kicker is this. Just because somebody said something doesn't mean I was paying attention. But then that's your shout though, do you know what I mean? That's fair enough, but then that's your problem. It doesn't mean you didn't say it.
Speaker: I'm just saying I didn't hear it. However, the new narrative is this fucking twisted implication that somehow it's always been one side and I've been chasing them and I'm interested in him. And that's never been that's never been the case. Stop being a stalker, you fucking weirdo.
Speaker: Yeah, I know that you think that's but it's not but if the situation was in reverse on there and an actual fact when you think about it that already did happen she fucking berated me for hours after the stream told me he was a narcissistic abuser I needed to dump him she had been tears for two fucking hours and my resolution to that was to cut them off and never talk to them ever again
Speaker: Mm -hmm. Is it because you're white? Actually. The honest question. It has been brought up as being an issue. Not by. See, I'm not racist. I'm observant. I can't give a shit. It's not a thing here, Jeff. The story with interracial relationship shit isn't an issue here.
Speaker: Okay. It was news to me that it would even be an issue that is an issue in America. Like that was a shocker to me. Really? Really. Cause it's just not like that here. It's really not. Honestly, how many black folks are there? Enough. I live in a city, Jeff. I live in a very multicultural city. All right.
Speaker: You know. I have to get running because I have to get up early and my food is here. Food sounds good. Yeah. What's the issue in America? I don't know a lot. We're talking about interracial relationships.
Speaker: Well, you're enjoying your dinner. I was told to kill the show. I literally, I literally move on. What am I doing? I already won. Do not make me add you to the list. I love you. Yeah. No, you know,
Speaker: That's the thing. I mean, and I've said it several times, I didn't even mean for this to go down this road. No, I know. I didn't either. You know, and I apologize, but it was.
Speaker: I'm trying so hard not to throw names out there and just trying to use comparisons and situational type stuff. This is the world I live in now because people like to twist and turn and manipulate my words to fit their narrative. And to make me the, as I say constantly, the Baba Yaga, the boogeyman of your story, the bad guy,
Speaker: Um, food in Mexico, that sounds like you, we love people of all races, as long as they don't lose the race, but, um, you know, it's, I've said it a million times and, and, and, and, and, and, and you can, and people can go back and they can look at, uh, Tik TOKs or they can look at, um, words of wisdom or anything like that.
Speaker: It is very hard when a relationship takes a turn and publicly, publicly it looks one way or I'm sorry, behind the scenes, it looks and feels one way, but publicly, uh, it's almost a one way street. Uh, it almost, and, and, and, you know, being in, in, in, in our narrative, as far as our history goes, um,
Speaker: being the bad guy or you being the bad guy or whatever. It's just, it's just a word. In the story, it was very, on one side of the spectrum, you see a one -way street and this is what's going on and this is what's happening. On the other side of the narrative, you are seeing a one -sided street in the one way of how things were going.
Speaker: And then there's that narrative in between of people who, like you said, they, they, they, they, they labeled you a stalker. So in love, can't let it go, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But the narrative is spun by the person involved. And like I said,
Speaker: You know, for the longest time, I had no idea what the fuck was going on. Well, if it isn't intentionally spun by that person, it certainly isn't shut the fuck down by that person. And it could have been so easily shut down. It never was. And that's what I'm hurt over. I'm hurt over. Is that what the problem is? And how many times, like, now that's the thing, right? That was deliberately done as a trigger.
Speaker: Right? That was deliberately done. Imagine no one, he's in a relationship with someone. You've just sat and said, oh, well, I know that she's watching my streams, blah, blah, blah. And you want to sit and ask him repeatedly if he's still in love with his ex -wife, no one, he's in a relationship with someone else. And you're not saying that that's hurtful or you're pretending like that wasn't your intention. Bull fucking shit.
Speaker: I'm hurt that that wasn't nipped straight in the fucking bud. And I haven't actually watched it back yet, but before I do my right to reply stream, I will be watching it back again, the body language. I'm not okay with the way that was handled. And if it had been me and the roles have been reversed, I would have said, well, fuck your show, I'm out. And I would have left.
Speaker: No, exactly. It's it's it's all the nasty fucking shit. All the all the fucking pitchforks, all the nasty fucking shit that was getting said in the comments. Right. So not just from the person who was actually defaming me, actually. And I don't know if you were still there. And this is the moment this was right before. Once one stream got shut down.
Speaker: The question was, or it was brought up about people coming in with drama, this, that, and the other thing. And I will give it, you know, I'm just going to say names because I know you assholes are watching and it is what it is. I got to give Tony credit for this. It was brought up about people coming in with drama, always the same people coming in with drama. And Tony said multiple times, multiple times. It's not just her. A lot of people do it on a lot of different streams.
Speaker: It happens, yada, yada, yada. But she, she kept twisting it to try to make it fit her narrative. And I put in the comments, you ain't listening. The man has already said multiple times that a lot of people do this. It happens on a lot of streams. It's not just one person.
Speaker: And you keep trying to twist it and turn it until you get the answer to manipulate it to fit your narrative. That was the moment that she commented, block him and Tony ended his stream. Because it's happened on this show. I'm talking to you, Jay. You fucking twat. I will bust your ass. I promise you, I will be in New York and I will rock your fucking shit. I will put you to sleep.
Speaker: and you're probably going to eat milkshakes for six to eight weeks after I do so. But you deserve it and you know, you deserve it. And you brought it on yourself. This guy. All right. We got to completely change directions. Ladies and gentlemen. My man, what a motherfucking Warren lead singer of Burberry. Gentlemen.
Speaker: I apologize, Blakey. We got a complaint. And we got to welcome this guy. This guy right here, ladies and gentlemen. What's up? What's up, guys? How are you? Can we make him bigger than us? Like, can we make it change the layout? That's slightly better. That's slightly better, yeah. What's going on, man? Well, right now, I just got home and I'm roommates with Jimmy here.
Speaker: So, we're we're about to tap my leg. Nice. Oh, Jimmy just yeah, dude. You should get one. He did. Can I move a little bit? Yeah, he did. I'll show you his other piece that he did on me. If you can see it. Oh, nice. Yeah. So, Jimmy does tap. So, shameless plug right now. Jimmy, if you want to finish my arms,
Speaker: free. I was glad to be your canvas. Do you need some skin to practice on? I don't know if I could take on something so big but we're about to find out tonight anyway. I'm a guinea pig and I'm cool with it. Shit. Hell yeah. That's awesome. So, what are you guys up to? It's good seeing you again, man. Oh, man. Just hanging out doing the Saturday night show. Leggy and those of you guys who don't know. This is Matt Warren.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: So Jimmy, you got to hit me up with the new band, whatever you're doing, the tattooing, whatever you're doing, hit me up so we can share you and promote you. Thanks, dude. Appreciate that. We'll do. We should put together a campaign to get Jimmy to be a full -time tattoo artist. I'm saying I'm an open canvas. I'm just saying if you need
Speaker: I'll do this. I'll do the whole show shirtless and everything. It's nonsensical nonsense tattoo across his chest. Oh, it's too nonsensical nonsense tattoo. You know what? I'm not going to lie.
Speaker: I thought about getting because I've created all of our logos and everything like that. I've thought about getting a nonsensical nonsense logo tattooed, but I didn't. I don't know which one's my favorite. Just get them all. What are you talking about? I get a nonsensical nonsense tattoo right beside an over and out tattoo. That would be crazy.
Speaker: That'd be sick, though. But we've been playing the shit out of your songs. Congratulations on over 3 ,500 streams on the new song, Mr. Sinister. Dude, thank you. We're so pumped. It was like we dropped this song, and we were like, we're going to go pretty hard at the promotion on it, as you've probably seen online. I was going to say, it's probably the most I've seen you on social media since I've met you. Yeah, we've always kind of slept on it. And we were like, all right.
Speaker: what are artists like us doing? And that's it. It's like making all kinds of reels doing playthroughs of the songs and stuff like that. So we're like, all right, we're going to start following the trends. And it was kind of a slow start. And then today, I think the Spotify algorithm kind of picked our song up and just threw it in there. And we were like, sick. All right. So this is the way to go. Awesome. It's super cool, though.
Speaker: Lady actually, she's over in Scotland. She actually, she does a radio show. I was just about to suggest something because my radio show is very synth heavy, right? It's sort of like electronic. It's probably the wrong genre. But I did a thing called Duke Box Duty, where I randomly listen to four tracks with a panel
Speaker: And, you know, obviously the track gets played and we all give an opinion on it, right? It would be worthwhile sending it to me for us to put it on Jukebox Juri. I will send it. I will send you their YouTube link.
Speaker: Don't worry about it. It has to go into my emails, Glick, because the whole point in the show is me randomly opening my emails and I haven't heard anything before it gets played, right? That's the shtick. Ooh, OK. Do you use your videos? Yes. Because the little, I guess, insider, I guess we haven't shown anybody or said much about it. If you've got a promo video, send it over. Where will I put my email address?
Speaker: That would be amazing. Yeah. We, we just, we finished filming. We got a first cut of a music video that we did for this newest release and it'll be the coolest work we've ever done. So I will for sure. For Mr. Sinister or what's the music video? It's, it's, it's, we kind of stepped up our game because we've, we've recorded with like a bunch of local people and like, it's been great. Right.
Speaker: But we were like, all right, we got to look like the big leagues, right? So we started kind of shopping, and one of my dream videographers had this thing where he put it out on his social media, and he was like, hey, submit your song. I'm doing this whole deal where you get a big discount on a video from me. So we built a pretty good connection with him.
Speaker: and did the video and it turned out amazing. We're going to start doing our future work with him. He's out of Toledo. Nice. Yeah. So it's a cool looking video. So I'll definitely take you up on that and thank you for it. Well, I've put that it's radio at HelenWallace .co .uk. I've put it in the private chat. So I don't know if Glick needs to send that to you somewhere else. If you're not seeing that private chat, I'm not sure, but yeah, just send it over to my emails and actually Jukebox Studio is Friday coming up. So that's when we'll, that's when we'll.
Speaker: Yeah, if he doesn't see it, he can't get it. I'll get I'll get it over to him. I got his phone number. I'm just saying. You know, you know, we got it like that. First name basis. Wouldn't wouldn't wouldn't wouldn't Matt wouldn't Matt never run out below up? I'd be like any of these guys. I just thought that was me. I went all the way to Centerburg, a little podunk ass bar, got to hang out with him, got to sing with Matt. I'm just saying I got to sing with Matt. I got to have a couple beers with it. I'm just saying.
Speaker: I don't mean to brag, but... Dude, the Sinnerberg shows were so much fun. You know, that's... I gotta tell you guys, and I talk so much about this, and I brag so much for you guys on the Sinnerberg show. This is what really made, like, I was already a fan. I was hooked on these guys. I told Matt that I introduced myself to the guy, literally, night one, and I was like, you're this generation David Lee Rock.
Speaker: I mean, this is his on stage persona is mind blowing. Thank you. The kid is like all your kids trying to not get too red. Like you can see he's getting his on stage persona is amazing. He's just doing his fucking thing like nobody's there.
Speaker: And then, you know, we were kind of chit -chatting back and forth. I was listening to our music. We started playing their music. Matt was like, yeah, we're going to be, we're going to be at Center Burndine or, yeah, that's actually my hometown. And I was like, I'm going to make the trip. I'm going to go see these guys. It's like 30 people in this bar, right?
Speaker: The way they performed, and this is the whole thing, not just Matt, the way they performed, you would have thought there was 200 ,000 people there. They were amazing. I got to hang out with them before the show. When I came in, they were like, oh, I'm nobody. I'm just a nobody. And then during the show, we
Speaker: He kept coming over to me, shouted out the podcast. I got to sing with him. I'm not like a singer, he's a singer. And then after the show, I think they threw us out of the bar because we were still standing around talking. They still, and then we were in the parking lot, bullshit, but such great kids. These guys are so goddamn talented. And I, you know, it's not even a matter that I can say I knew you before. I cannot wait to see you guys.
Speaker: selling out stadiums because there's no doubt in my mind that you're, you know, you're going to be headlighting louder than life. Rock on the rain. And you must out Jimmy because you want to do tattoos. I've had a lot of my sleep. No, you know, and
Speaker: And that's, and that's one of the things I told Matt that Matt at Kineberg was dude, there's 30 people here and would have thought there were 200 ,000 people here. They are so good. And this is why, this is one of the things that I enjoyed so much about this show is I don't do it for anything other than I want people to hear your music.
Speaker: We have literally been playing Mr. Finister, not only because I love the goddamn song, and I'm tinkering around. I'm trying to make a TikTok video to it because it really hits my soul, man. And then for you to come out and make the videos and say, this is based off a personal experience, this is just that. Like, I'm not one who legitimately spoke a lot of time on my TikTok video. I just kind of knew it and go. But I really want to do you justice for this song.
Speaker: because of the way it is. It's so close to home for me. I'm out in the fucking cornfield, man. I'm like, all right, I gotta get you. Just because I, you know, and we're not doing.
Speaker: We're we're still growing like you guys never ending justice because it deserves justice. I'm anxious for video. I really am I knew you guys
Speaker: and i love the video and we played the whole intro with you guys meeting the director and everything we played the whole song on the show hell yeah yeah and the director it's funny that you brought up off my case the director was my brother and we asked him like last minute and we were like we were like hey you trying to you trying to be a whole persona for this video and he was just completely bought in he actually we got him addicted to nicotine from that video
Speaker: Cause he was smoking cigarettes the whole time and like he never vaped or anything. And then he did the video. Well, so he was like, we were filming the video and he would be like, we wouldn't be filming anything. And he just had a pack of cigarettes for props. And he would be like, just came smoking them. And I'm like, yo, we're not filming. And he's like, yeah, you know.
Speaker: And then after that and then after that he picked up vaping and like and I was like dude I feel like we ruined you But that video that video is so much fun to shoot That video is a fun video and we played it on the show that lady. I don't know if you've seen it or not the other night actually I Think twice just because I was being lazy. I gotta be honest, but I love the music we did
Speaker: Mr. Sinister, we did get off my case. And then we did break. Thank you so much sincerely, like, really appreciate that. Like, I know we kind of went MIA for a little bit, but sincerely appreciate you like still sharing the shit out of it. And I don't know.
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, you guys have been going through a lot of changes. I mean, you know, obviously it wasn't because of this motherfucker. No, I'm just kidding. I'm here. I'm just kidding. I'll drink water. You handsome son of a bitch. I'm all here for the change of those music. You guys, you guys as a band have been going through like a lot of changes. You know, obviously you and Jackson are still there. You guys are doing your thing.
Speaker: You know, Jimmy's doing his thing now and whatnot. It happens. You know, everybody kind of, hell, all shows gone through. We, you know, Jeff and I started the show. Excuse me, by the way, Jeff's going to be so mad that he left early. Told him I had something in the works. Yeah, I was like, I was bummed because I was busy when you sent me that initial link and I was like, I missed it.
Speaker: been laying down here for this tattoo and you're like, here's the link. We're still going. I was like, let's go. So, so Saturdays just started just a few weeks back. And ladies, this is our second adventure into into our world. It organically happened where just randomly somebody in the chat was like, drop the link.
Speaker: I want to come on and I was debating it and I was like, no, I don't want to bring some weirdo from the chat in the show. And I was like, okay, it's either going to be gold or it's going to be a train wreck. But either way, people can't look away from a train wreck. And if it's good, people can't look away from it. So organically, this kind of stumbled upon this idea of Saturday nights doing an open door challenge and just.
Speaker: opening the floodgates, dropping the link in the chats. And, you know, I said, and I sent it out to there's a whole bunch of people like, you know, as you guys know, you're constantly networking and constantly, you know, making connections and interacting with people. And it's like, you know what, I'm just going to just going to you guys, Matt, Blacktop Mojo, other podcasts. We listen to other bands that we play on the show, other musicians.
Speaker: and whoever shows up shows up. We're just going to roll with it and just got to run with the punches and he's been in here twice now and I have a very long story. That's impressive with the eyes. How'd you do that? What was that? I don't know. It's just a weird thing that I do with my eyes. It looked good. It tripped me out for a second.
Speaker: not always good we've been good lately but uh oh yeah no we hated each other at one point i thought it was a right prick oh yeah let's be honest i was a bit of a right prick but you were also a little bit of a cunt and then friendship blossomed and then you know we we kind of
Speaker: We stop listening to all the bullshit. Too many other people had too much to see. People always have stuff to say, but I feel like what makes people stand out is when you don't let it affect what you do and you keep shining through to the people that do give a shit. Exactly.
Speaker: So I gotta ask you guys, when's the next show? What's going on with the next live gig, man? Man, we're working on a few things right now. I can't tell you. What if you guys want to go on the show and do live music for the break? Hey, maybe. So we're trying to do, we're in a weird spot, because after Jimmy and everything headed out of the band, we just took some time to reconsider what
Speaker: we were doing you know and like what this whole thing looked like and so we took some well -needed time and figured that out got some music under our belt got a whole plan so we weren't just throwing stuff at the wall like oh hope this sticks you know like we as you can see we're promoting you know so like we got everything together we got our shit together and now that we're starting to create it like a new name i guess i would say
Speaker: Um, we're now scouting out a few gigs and we've got a few in talks, but nothing set in stone yet. But, um, we're looking at some, some hopefully pretty, pretty gnarly gigs that aren't just, you know, holes in the wall there. There's something to get the name out there. Didn't just play with somebody. Weren't you weren't you was still an interest. Me personally, are you?
Speaker: Yeah, so I joined another, I joined like an emo cover band called Flicker Fade. A bunch of friends of mine, just a bunch of like big names in Columbus that I was like, I just got offered like a fill in spot and they're like, you know what, you want to, you want to stay? And I was like, yeah, fuck it. So now I'm just playing guitar and singing and an emo cover band and it's like a
Speaker: helping the networking side of things. And it's a lot of fun too on top of that. So get me back on the stage. Cause I missed it. Cause it's just a matter of keeping you, you know, keeping your name out there, keeping your face out there. Yeah. I understand because if we take a, if we take a night off from the show, from doing this podcast, I'm like, when we come back, it's like, I haven't seen you guys in a million years and it's only been like four days for real.
Speaker: But yeah, man, I'll I'll be first to let you know seriously, because we're we've got some stuff talking. And once something lands, we're gonna yield now because we'll promote the fuck out of it. So and then I'll just reach out to you and maybe get some tickets or something. So whatever the few that we're talking about will be pretty will be pretty cool. Cool shows. So if we if we get to nail one of them down, dude, it's gonna be a good time.
Speaker: I'm looking forward to it. I'm looking forward to seeing you guys again, man. Like I really am. And I know I'm kind of like fucking as Connor said, the comments, get on your knees and lick your lips. Like I'm a huge fan of, of these guys. I'm a huge fan of their music. I love supporting the local artists like you being, being a, you know, into music like I am. That's one of the things that,
Speaker: think one of the things that kind of brought us, you know, back together and we were able to create a friendship outside of other things was both of our local music. And, you know, that's dope. I'm always out there looking for artists and stuff like that to play on the show. And it's like you guys and Blacktop Mojo are our approach for us at the end of the day. Yeah. You know, because we had that relationship built with
Speaker: uh you know built with you guys but I don't just do it just to blow smoke up these artists ass I do it because I'm truly a fan but if you guys would see me during breaks when I'm when I'm playing you know when I'm playing uh you guys uh over and out or or blacktop mojo I'm in I'm I'm sitting here in my chair I'm I'm walking around the house just fucking singing and jamming out
Speaker: If Jeff ever had a moment of clarity where he was like, I'm going to get Glick and I'm going to embarrass the shit out of him. I'm going to unmute my mic during the break because that's just like, yeah, I'm fucking serious. I'm playing air guitar. I'm drumming. I'm doing everything. I'm dancing like like the perfect I'm going to get Glick moment to be unmute my mic and
Speaker: It's just what it played during the during the because I don't pay no attention. I'm just in my own world. You know, I hope it ends and you're like, oh, wait, we got a podcast to run. You guys, welcome back. Yeah, there's been times where we've come back, especially like Mr. Sinister. And I got to keep saying Mr. Sinister brand new song. Check it out over and out. Stream the fuck out of it, guys. There's been times where we've come back from break since you guys have dropped it and I'm singing.
Speaker: hell yeah well shit shows back on dude that's so dope man i really appreciate the support seriously and i'm pumped to have been a part of this honestly and it was great meeting you leggy do you go by leggy or is there like it's just always been a thing online my name's helen but you know everybody just knows me as leggy okay i'll answer to anything as long as it's not like a fucking bitch then we're good
Speaker: This side eye, oh no. Clicks like a few words. You've done that before. In my experience, you do respond to that. And here we are. And if you call her twat, you have to go twat. Yeah, because it's a hard A. There is no O in the word twat. I don't understand why you call it twat. It's weird. Twat, twat. It's a twat. It will always be twat. Twat, twat. Okay, that honestly...
Speaker: Right there and I will take that to my grave Right now there's gonna come a time where I'm doing this show live much like Matt is right now with Jimmy get ready just to tattoo the shit
Speaker: He's just talking, he's like, fuck! Anyways, uh. Yeah, there'll be more. You spelled it out, don't you score wrong? Yeah. Hell yeah. What's so hard? Podcast. Have you spelled podcast again? Yeah. There's an O in there? What? Padcat. Padcat. Padcat.
Speaker: Jimmy's about to go ham on my leg, so I'm probably going to hop off of here. All right, man. I appreciate you jumping in. Hey, brother. Anytime, dude, I told you when I met you guys, the door is always open. Anytime you got a free moment, feel free to jump in here. If I'm blowing you up too much, just tell me, hey, take a fucking pill. You're, unfortunately, you're
Speaker: I will say this, there is a former NFL player that is also in the vicious cycle of my DMs. But, you know, he was on the show twice and had a good time. But doors always open, man, whether it's Monday, Wednesday, Saturday night, doors always open to you guys. The new video, I'm gonna put this out there.
Speaker: This is more of a request for me. Um, with the new videos done and it's ready when the new album is done because I'm sure you're working on a new album. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see where it goes. You know, I want you guys to come on the show and whether it be just you or the entire crew. Um, obviously
Speaker: Tell my man Jackson, what's up? I will, dude, for sure. I'll text him right after this. I'll FaceTime him, actually. Tell him, hey, the link's still open. But when the video drops, when the video is ready, when the new album comes out, let us know. I would love to have you guys on here. I'd love to have you guys announce it. New shows.
Speaker: Well, the video might be debuting on, on Jukebox Studio on Friday. Like if he's going to send it to me. Well, we don't have the cut yet. It'll probably be two weeks before we have it. I think we're leasing it in four weeks. So when you get the cut in two weeks. So we're going to do, we've got some things in store for promoting. They do it right here.
Speaker: Yeah, for sure though. Thank you. And yeah, let's do it. Let's uh, tell me you guys want to come on here and you guys, anytime you guys want to promote anything, you're always welcome. Definitely. Let me know about any shows coming up. I'll do everything I can to be there. I appreciate you popping in, man. I got nothing but love for you guys. Just so you know that like, like I legitimately, I want to see you guys blow up. I can't wait until the day that
Speaker: I'm buying a $200 ticket for the to see you guys. Now, don't, don't think I will message you. If that's the case, you'll be getting backstage pass. I was going to say, don't think I won't be like Matt. Yo, $200 for a ticket. Don't big time.
Speaker: No, we'll see. We'll see what that road looks like. But if that's the case, for sure. You're plugged. You're right there. Nice. But for real, thank you, brother. Really appreciate it. It was nice meeting you, Leggy. Nice to meet you. I'll definitely send me any info. I'd love to collaborate a little bit more, so. Absolutely. I'll shoot the jukebox jury stuff over to you. I'll make it because I think
Speaker: I think you guys are going to be something different and I'm saying this as somebody who's listened to the jukebox jury.
Speaker: you guys are going to be something different that they may or may not have heard before. The whole thing is, Jeeves and all that, they're big into rock music. That's their thing. So actually, it would be quite good for... I'm all about the synth, right? I'm an electronic. I love it. That's my thing, right? But the other guys, it's a nice mix on the panel. We don't all like the same stuff. So that's why it's worthwhile sending it over.
Speaker: That's good, honestly. A little bit of variety. Keeps it fresh, you know. So thick. Well, I'm a rock ball. Look at your legs, Abt. And, um. You're sick, you dumb bitch. I can't wait. I'll take videos of myself crying, and I'm suffering through nonsense. Yeah, let's see the tattoo process. And, uh. And result. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah, I'll put it over. I'm a rock band's podcast tattoo. Fuck yeah.
Speaker: Of a good one All the success in the world yeah, all right you guys rock see you guys later it peace
Speaker: I'm gasping for a cup of tea. Like, are you having a break sooner? Are you wrapping it up? What are you doing? Uh, well, it's your cup of tea. I'm good at talking to myself. Awesome. I'll be back. If you can give me one second and you can talk, talk, get it hosted by yourself. Oh, okay. I gotta, I gotta recycle some beer. All right. I don't even know if anyone's still here. They're probably like, you're not listening to this anymore. We've had enough.
Speaker: this corner still, why are you not in up on the panel corner? Why are you not like chitty chatting? Why are you in the cheap seats? What's going on? A UK tour. Well, that'll probably be next on the agenda. That was a speedy pee.
Speaker: Well, all my, all my peas are speaking. There's no way that you washed your hands, you dirty devil. I don't wash my hands. My pecker is clean. UK tour live performance on the show, right? How fucking cool would that be if, if, if, if, if we got over and out to do live performances on the show for our breaks? I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
Speaker: That would be very cool. And what you could also do is, you know, if you've done it as a one -off thing, you still have the video to re -show that again. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, you would just show it as part of how you normally do during a break. You would just play that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We just drop our cameras and our mics down and.
Speaker: and then bring their stuff up and just let them go, man. And that would be so awesome. Like nice guys as well. That's cool. Like having someone you can like actually, do you know what I mean? Like there's a clearly out of pour.
Speaker: I want to apologize if it sounded like I was sucking dick or whatever. I'm, I'm a huge fan. I love these kids are awesome. And, and, and Matt is, Matt is such a good, you keep calling them kids, but that makes you sound like an old man. Deal with it. And you're an old woman deal with it. Just deal with it. It is what it is.
Speaker: These guys are phenomenal musicians and to see them live, I had so much fun. The first time I seen them, I went to see Black Top Mojo and they were the second act right before Black Top Mojo. And I was like, Jesus Christ, my mind was blown.
Speaker: So I'm like, you know what? I'm just going to shoot my shot. I'm just going to go up and introduce myself and I got to talk to Matt and I told him, you know, I host a podcast. Uh, do you guys have YouTube channel? Do you have music on your YouTube channel? I would love to play your guys's music. You guys are awesome. He was like, yeah, here's our YouTube channel. And then we've kind of chit chatted and hung out and presumably they're not on a label. Presumably they're, they're releasing their own stuff.
Speaker: Yeah, they're very local to Ohio. They're Columbus out of Ohio. Because that's, I mean, the music industry, I mean, the biggest problem is
Speaker: It's executives that decide playlists on radio stations, right? It's not like the old days where the jocks, you know, the disc jockies got to decide what they were playing on their shows. Like that's, that's not how it is. Like there's an executive somewhere paid by some record label, you know, to play blah, blah, blah, blah. I hate when people say there's no decent new music. That's bullshit. There's lots of decent new music. It's just not being heard on commercial radio.
Speaker: You have to look for it and listen. That's why I do my show, though, Glick. I'm exactly the same. I mean, two thirds of my content per week is new releases. And I'm and I'm a huge proponent. I love. This is this is just me in general, not even the podcast host me speaking. This is just me in general. I love local bands. I love
Speaker: Up -and -coming artists guys that aren't signed guys that are guys or or girls women who are Still coming up in the game Chasing a dream. I mean we play Abby Anderson song on here. Oh Shit things are about to go real sideways You know
Speaker: We play Abby Anderson on here hearts on fire She she is she is a fantastic songwriter She has got a beautiful voice. I love her voice And I think she signed somebody out of Nashville or whatever But I took a shot and it wasn't even on the podcast page. It was my personal page. I commented love this song
Speaker: Host a podcast would it be cool if we played it on the show didn't expect to get a fuck did not expect to get a Response let alone a follow back from her She followed me back here and she responded. Absolutely. I would love it if you played my song. Thank you so much blah blah blah I've talked to her since and I said look we've we've played hearts on fire in Mexico on the show and people love it and
Speaker: And she's like, thank you so much. That means the world to me, blah, blah, blah. I would love to come on and talk to you guys. I'm just so busy right now. And I do that to a lot of musicians. Some musicians respond back, some don't. But I never know. You've got to remember that, oh, shit. Did we lose them? We'll be back. You've got to remember as well that not all musicians are running their own social media.
Speaker: Exactly. It might be someone else that's not replying to you because it's not actually them. Maybe somebody that's running an account. I'll run an account for a band. They don't run the social media. You know what I mean? You need to go get you some tea. I do. And a pee. And a pee. Tea and a pee. Tea and a pee.
Speaker: Hi Carter, hi Carter. I'll be back. That was a quick introduction. I will be back. I would like to meet Connor. Austin. What man? Connor. Can you hear me?
Speaker: I can hear you. Can you hear me? Yeah. What's going on, buddy? Not much. I met my mother -in -laws. We're out in the boonies right now. Illinois. Oh, Illinois. Yeah. We're in Southern Illinois right now, visiting with my mother -in -law while my parents are getting the, uh, the rental house and everything straightened out before we, uh, we had that direction. Cause we're going to be staying at them for a little while. Your parents have a rental house.
Speaker: So no, they, so they are selling their house. They are building a new house and they're moving into a rental house. Oh, they're building a new place out in, uh, out in plain city. And, uh, we're going to go stay with them for a little while waiting on my, uh, Oh, my VA payments and my DOD payments start coming through for my retirement. No.
Speaker: I'm going to be a whole lot of not working for me. I'm going to take my I'm going to take my retirement seriously. So, are you retired, retired? Are you going to? No. So, I'll probably probably going to school.
Speaker: depending upon your like restrictions, disability wise, are you still going to try to try to do something or? Yeah. So I can still work. Uh, I got a hundred percent, uh, permanent and total rating, which is, which is great, but, um, it doesn't restrict you from being able to work. So, uh, plan for me is to get everybody back to, uh, to Columbus and then, um,
Speaker: My wife's going to start working and I'm going to, while she's working, I'm going to be getting my surgeries done. I've still got like three or four more surgeries before I can get back to like really being able to get down and dirty and work and be able to do the things that I want to do. So I'll probably end up taking that extra time and just going to school because I can get paid to go to school by the VA as well on top. So I have no problem with, uh, with doing that for a few years and getting my degree and
Speaker: and them paying me to do it. Go to broadcasting school. Go to broadcasting school. I'll go to marketing school. I'll tell you what, I'll be ready to go. I cannot wait until you jump into this show because you have the same vision I have, man. You know, you and I have the same vision, the same goal for this show.
Speaker: and and and I'm super excited. I'm stoked for it for for you to become a you know, we'll just call it what it we'll call a spade in a spade. Um a full -time member of the show full a full -fledged part of the show, man. Yeah, I'm looking to I'm excited. I'm excited. I know you're back. Yeah, you know, like I get to the point where I can be a part of it. Yeah, you and I have the same
Speaker: for this show and and you know, you and I working together this this thing is it's going to be ridiculous where we go once once you and I are on the same page and working together and and stuff like that. I mean, I can't speak for anybody else. I can only speak for myself. You have no idea how excited I am for you to. Yeah, full fledged part of this bill. I appreciate that.
Speaker: I'm excited just because we talked about this back at Abercrombie and I was like, you know, if he ever starts, if he ever starts something, I'm gonna make, I'm gonna make it a point to, to get on it and say, Hey, at least once or twice. And to have been, uh, to have seen your first episodes and to have watched you over, over a year ago, hell it was back. Shit, it was 2020. Yeah. We've been doing this for two and a half years now. It, I mean,
Speaker: watching your first episodes and me going through my progression for my military career and just watching you and thinking to myself, goddamn, I'm gonna make it a point to be on his show at least once and then watching your show progress, watching it become what it is now and seeing that you have people come on here that you're helping and that you're having the ability to speak with, I mean, even, I can't think of their name, what has one done?
Speaker: one done. I can't remember the name of the band. The guy that was on just on. Over and out. Over and out. I was thinking one and done. I don't know why. I remember seeing the end with the apostrophe. Yeah. Seeing that you had them on here and you are such a good person to because you build rapport with everybody. Everybody that you that you shake hands with. I mean, you build a really good rapport and a good relationship and you find good people.
Speaker: Um, so knowing that I'm going to be able to be a part of that and enjoy my, my retirement and do my thing and still be able to be a part of the show and not take time away from my family is do that's exciting. So I'm ready to be a part of it more and more. Uh, still got a few cogs that are turning that need to get slowed down before I can, I can run up into it, but within the next month or so, man, I should be able to start running with you.
Speaker: Really helping out from there and I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm stoked. I think the more and more we go, the more and more we grow. But I think you can kind of attest to this based off of our history. Liggy? Well, I still think you're correct. She's not paying attention. She's not paying attention. She's just having a tea.
Speaker: She said, fuck Glick, he's still an asshole. I'm just here for Jeff. You're a right prick, not a left prick. Right prick. Right one. You know, I think as more and more people realize, I am not the monster people make me out to be. You know, I'm all about, I will put everybody else above this show. And that's kind of a downfall on my side.
Speaker: Um, but I will, I will boost and support everybody else before I will, you know, before I support and push the show as much as I do push the show. And, and, and, and that's where, you know, like, like Matt with over and out, I mean, that's.
Speaker: I'm not the typical guy who's going to play the same music constantly, but I'm pushing their new single. I pushed their, I pushed break their last single. I'm pushing this new single because I want everybody who watches this show to not only hear it, but I want them to go check these guys out. I have no doubt in my mind that whether it's,
Speaker: the version of the band now. Now, excuse me. I got there it goes. Oh my god. They're not going to go. Try not to like. Sorry. There we go. Whether it's the version of the band now, the version of the band that was or whatever with Matt is the lead singer over and out is going to be
Speaker: Matt will one day be selling out stadiums worldwide. Can I just say one thing though? There are so many talented bands that just get to that level and there's nothing to do with lack of talent. There has to be an insane amount of luck involved as well. Like a lot of people, a lot of the ones that really make it,
Speaker: really have to have a stroke. Like it's not just a case of being, you can be super talented and not everybody that's super talented gets to that level, unfortunately, because music industry is an industry like any other, right? It's all about executives making money. Yep, exactly. Well, and that's the thing, you know, and that's the thing with Matt, you know, he has the talent, he has the charisma, he has the vocal range,
Speaker: You know, eventually the luck is going to come his way in one way, shape, or a form. Well, the more people that hit him, the more chance that is of that. Yeah, exactly. And, and, and I understand like we're nobody nonsensical nonsense. We're nobody, but, but as we grow,
Speaker: We support the people that we believe in. I believe in blacktop Mojo. I've been a fan of blacktop Mojo, um, since, and, and, and, and guys, I don't mean this the wrong way. Matt cat. You guys hear this? I'll tell you guys. Actually, I told Matt this when we had him on the show, I was a fan of these guys when they were doing covers in a, in a brewery.
Speaker: They did a cover of Phil Collins in the air tonight and it was Kat playing the guitar and Matt singing and they were in a, in a, in a fucking barn. Right. Um, and, and, and they're finally 10 years, 11 years, whatever the case may be, they're going on tour with big bands. They're getting recognition, but at the same time, they're still playing the hole in the wall dive bars.
Speaker: I went and seen him at a hole -in -the -wall dive bar where I was literally this far away from Matt while he was singing. I want to just pick up on something you said there, though, Blake. You said nonsensical nonsense because obviously you're a small podcaster, so, you know, we're nothing, blah, blah, blah, blah. It just takes one spark. OK, so in this conversation here,
Speaker: right there's the potential that he's going to send that track over to jukebox jerry now i'm not saying jukebox jerry's massive but all it takes is for someone that's opening up to another audience right that's opening up to an audience that's not your audience so then that might someone might pick it up from there i mean i've my radio show's not massive it's fairly successful i mean it's one of the
Speaker: It's one of the most listened to on the station, but the station's a small station, right? So I'm not saying like, I'm away up here, because that's not true. And that's one of the things that I've had conversations with, like, Jeff, and Connor and I have actually talked about it a lot. And Connor kind of understands what I'm saying. And Cam, Cam and I have had a lot of conversations, and Cam's been great behind the scenes. Kill a Cam. He was on here earlier. He's been right behind the scenes.
Speaker: But what I was going to say to you is it just takes one person to hear them
Speaker: And then for them, that one person to be converted to a fan, you know, there's a band, I mean, there's a few bands, I'm the same as you. I'm the same as you. Independent artists that aren't on a label, but it tends to be more sort of synth -heavy genre. And I remember having a conversation with Eric Stein from a band called Cut With No Name, they're British, was sending CDs to America. Someone had gone on their band camp, was buying their stuff, and they happened to say, where did you hear about us? I heard on Helen's mixtape.
Speaker: So it just takes one person, you know, and I don't know if the, I don't know if these self -physical releases, I don't know if, but obviously they're selling gig tickets cause they're doing, presumably they've got merch at those gigs. You know, it just takes one person to buy into them. Well, and then to follow their career and then, and then another one person like word of mouth. Well, that's one of the things that I told Tony and Tony never quite comprehended because I don't know if it was just embarrassment or
Speaker: Shame or whatever to be a part of the show. I were like, I really don't know what the deal was. I'm like, dude And again Connor and I've had these conversations so he can he can He can confirm this you share it out to 20 people Five of those people like what you're like like what you're doing
Speaker: The other 15 don't like it, but those five people, each one of them, they share it out to 20 people. That's a hundred people right there. And out of that a hundred people only quarter of them like it. That's 25 people. And then they share it, you know, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. It grows. And that's one thing I could not ever get Tony to understand, you know,
Speaker: Our show is only gonna grow so big. And I'm speaking for this show specifically. Sorry, I don't know why it just developed like a retarded subtle. You're fine. You're having a stroke. But you have to share it out. You have to put it, I share this show, Jeff shares this show now. We go live on Facebook. I have a CD on that, but I'm not gonna discuss it on air. Yeah, Jeff and I share this.
Speaker: groups that have nothing to do with podcasting. We share it in groups. I have I have people that I just I'll go on Instagram and I put the story up and then as you know on Instagram when you put a story up it allows you to share it to other people. And I share it I did I share it too.
Speaker: Well, how about it? It's on your pants because you were busy and I took my work pants off and I didn't want to run over there. I didn't even know you was here. She came in stealth mode. She's sneaky done behind you. I'm just like a ninja. I'm single back here and I said specifically and I told you words are hard. Did you think that was your conscience? Maybe. He thought he was going to crack it on his shoulder. Hi, Nikki.
Speaker: Oh my god. No idea. She was here with you. That was really funny. She just kind of sneaked up behind you. He did look like he did look a little bit scared. Speaking of, he's mad that you took his pants because now he's gotta go change him.
Speaker: Your pants. I was doing my pants. Did you put your depends on today? Yes. Okay, I'm proud of you. You forgot last week. I don't think he's funny because he's like five years younger than me. Because you held the tablet that the Ten Commandments were put. Wow.
Speaker: because Jesus was your class valedictorian. Spoiler alert. I was Moses. I smashed the tablets. I'm part of the Red Sea. I'm going to say. Suck it. You **** **** That was rude. That was
Speaker: Hey, the Dominican Republic is very is very Christian. Hey, I'm just saying shut up to the DR. They love us in the DR. Just you wait. The UK is coming shortly behind.
Speaker: I wouldn't, I wouldn't fucking, I wouldn't bet on that. This is too American -centric. You still haven't worked at the fucking difference between Ireland and Scotland yet, you know? So if I take off the American flag and put it up.
Speaker: I think we will be bigger in Ireland and Scotland than we will ever be in the UK, just because of the simple fact of how much I shit on the UK about as much as I shit on Canada, because they're basically the same. You're fucking worthless. If by UK you mean England, then yes. I was just in Scotland, a part of the UK. Technically, unfortunately, yes. Ireland is no longer, though, correct?
Speaker: Northern Ireland is. Okay. There's still a division. There's still, you've got the Republic of Ireland and you've got Northern Ireland. It's my island. Say it again. Are you still under English rule? Yeah, I don't know what the fuck's going on. Yeah, no, we're still part of the UK. Unfortunately. All this taxation without representation is, then they're fed up.
Speaker: So here's a good example, right? Of why that's a problem, right? You know, the whole Brexit thing where the, you know, okay. So 62 % of Scotland voted to remain in the EU, but we got pulled out regardless because the overall vote was to leave. Like we don't, our vote means fuck all. Do like Americans do, throw their fucking tea in a Harvard. No, because they drink that tea.
Speaker: That's your answer to everything. That's the only tea they have. What are you saying? Fuck up their tea. Fuck your tea. Fuck up their tea. That's the only tea we have. That's funny. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Stop. That's funny. I mean, a bunch of farmers beat up the English. I mean, how tough can the English be? Can I just say one thing? And I'm sorry to change the subject, but can I just say that that time in
Speaker: of that guy coming in. Is it Matt? Did you say his name was? It was impeccable because it stopped us going off. We were going too far, not too far, but we were, you know, we weren't being ambiguous anymore. Yeah, we were just saying like light that had hit a triangular person. Like four days.
Speaker: I've got a pile of empty beer cans. We were just like, fuck it. We're, we're, we're going balls to the wall. It's like we were cut off in our prime, but it's probably a good thing. Yeah, it was probably a good thing. We were, we were going to go full on 100%. I will say it because I wasn't tracking the story of what was going on there. And I'm not asking for, for.
Speaker: elaboration on it. I was sitting there listening to all the tea that was being spilled. I was excited. It was awesome. The thing is, there's always a narrative being spun. And it's always been spun by one side. And I'd never discuss
Speaker: anything publicly about anything, right? If you look at any of my streams, our situation, relationship, that's never under discussion. My status is never under discussion. I don't discuss it. So really, this is like the first time really that I've kind of actually alluded to anything. But I mean, even going back to when...
Speaker: Apparently I didn't pay attention to certain things and I got called out like, yo. I'll do that. That's me. I've been that way for decades. I'm not going to change now. I call shit out. That wasn't the point I was making. What I was going to say was even alluding back to us not getting a long click, right? I think you were told certain things about me.
Speaker: I think you were given a narrative and led to believe certain things. Exactly. And I heard quite a lot of shitty things that you said, but then that had to have come from somewhere and you and I hadn't really actually had enough interaction for that to be solidified. So that had to have come from somewhere. And I realized that I'm like, okay, why does he have this notion? Do you know what I mean?
Speaker: no exactly and i'm glad that that's kind of been swept aside you know yeah you got you've got chris here chris is i said it earlier you'll get down to the truth truth of it once you get enough face to face time with with him if you're a good person you'll find it
Speaker: Once he has, once he figures it out, and once you befriend him, he's going to have your back. The thing is, what I'm coming to realize is actually we're very similar in a lot of ways. Scary. And I've said it a million times, much like Connor said, if, if, you know, it's not a my people versus your people, it's not a, it's not anything like that. If I consider you a friend, if I think you're a friend,
Speaker: I'm there for the kid down. But that means something. Calling someone a friend means something. It's not a superficial surface fucking acquaintance shit. That's, and I'm the same. If I call someone a friend, that means something because I know a lot of people have a lot of acquaintances, but they're not all friends. I know where we're 11 ,000 people on tiktok. Oh my God, my tiktok page. I know where we're 11 ,000 people do it. Am I friends with all of them? No.
Speaker: 95 % of them are women who are thirsty. The thing is, Glick, and that relationship, that dynamic's odd as well. I remember I had 16 ,000 followers on Periscope, and they all knew me, but I didn't really know them. They were just words in a chat. It's a different, because obviously your broadcast, and they're in your streams, you're being vulnerable, whatever you're sharing your life, they get to know you, but they think they know you,
Speaker: and you don't have a fucking clue who they are. And then they get offended when you're like, when you don't know who they are because they think it's a two way thing, but it's not they know you, but you don't fucking know them. It's a really weird dynamic. Exactly. I have friends that I'm friends with on TikTok and I've gotten to know them through the years. I have people at Periscope
Speaker: My story lady duck who comes in here, AKA Mark, Krista. Krista's like a little sister to me. Connor knows Krista. She's like a little sister to me. I met her on TikTok. She was 15 years old. The first time she came into my Periscope Live and I said, well, you shouldn't be here. You do not belong here. She was super cool. Um,
Speaker: She became a friend. I'm sorry to interrupt you. I'm sorry to interrupt you. Can I just chime in there? Because that's something else that bothers me when people say, oh, someone's underage, they shouldn't be in the stream, get the fuck out the stream. And it's like, from my perspective, I would rather they were in my stream where I know they're safe and they're not being fucking taken advantage of. And that's what that's and that's exactly my my initial thought was because. You guys know me, I have no filter.
Speaker: I'm loose cannon. Hey, I just randomly say crazy shit. I was like that on periscope as well. I was much more like, yeah. And initially when I was on bears go and she came in and I was like, Oh, you shouldn't be here. You're too young. Blah, blah, blah. And that was more fear for me because she was a girl. She was a young lady. It's 15 years old.
Speaker: There's me doing a periscope. So if she's watching it and she's enjoying it and having a good time, I had never, not, not, not any ill will any way, shape or form, never, not even a thought in my head.
Speaker: and she continued to come back and she wasn't the only miner who came into my scope. I have a very good friend of mine. He came in. His old man came into my scope one night, right? And he was like, I just wanted to check out and see what my son was watching. He seemed like
Speaker: Dude, you seem like you look out for him. You seem like I'm protective I'm friends with his dad to this day 10 year almost 10 years later I'm friends with him and his dad. I was actually talking to his dad earlier We were chatting on snapchat while we were doing this show him and his dad. We were talking we were bullshitting. Um, I
Speaker: You know, and that was, that was that light bulb. Like, you know what? Actually, I would much rather you guys be here. I want you guys to be here because then I know that some weird predator and some weird, some fucking weirdo in the chat is not coming at you because I also knew how my chat was when I was on Periscope. I don't know how many followers I had on Periscope. I would know every Saturday night.
Speaker: I would have anywhere from a thousand to 3000 people in my lives. So no, the moment somebody come in and started acting a certain type of way, my chat right now, before I could say anything, they were all like stink on shit. They were all getting on, getting them out. Y 'all don't belong here. You ain't a part of this. That's why I never had no drama on Periscope. I never had on TikTok.
Speaker: I went for thousands of viewers every week on Periscope to hundreds of viewers every week on TikTok. I never had no problem until I started this show and I got on Haps. Interesting.
Speaker: You know, people want to shit on Periscope. I never had no problems. No drama on Periscope. Everybody who came in my lives came in there. We had a good time. I did exactly the same thing I do for this podcast. I'm shooting the shit. The only difference is I got one of my best friends in the entire world with me. I got Jeff and Jeff and I are just bouncing off each other. And now they'll come in soon. I got in and I consider Connor one of my best friends. I love this dude.
Speaker: This dude is like real deal Holyfield like for real. I love the shit out of this man. Um, you know, Mike was here. I love Mike to death. Mike had personal issues. He was dealing with nothing, nothing against him. I, we still talk. We still should check. I love Mike to death. I can't wait until Mike comes back. Tony D. I love Tony D to death.
Speaker: he's got a bunch of **** going on in his head. He's got a whole priority list of **** **** and until he realizes the **** that he's talking about and dealing with and this and the other thing, he will not be a part of this show. If he comes in here on Saturday night, so be it but Tony D is not a part of this show anymore. I love the man to death. I'll go to war for that man. And like Connor said, as he knows, if I consider somebody a friend, I'm
Speaker: Am who I am if I call you a friend lady, I call you a friend now Now I gotta say now 100 % I gotta say now Yes, we did not have no start or the greatest, you know, I consider you guys a friend again, and I'm sitting analyzing that situation sitting thinking I
Speaker: You had to, you felt a certain kind of way, but that had to have come from somewhere, right? And we feel in a certain kind of way came from what I was hearing you say. Well, I gotta be honest with you. I gotta be honest with you. You know, I, when we got on Haps, there was a certain group of people that I was like, all right, they're cool. They're fun. They're like, we hang out, we have fun. They come in here, they conversate, they jump in the show, blah, blah, blah. And it took me a minute to realize.
Speaker: that they were snakes. And once I realized they were snakes, at that point, I had a mindset. And unfortunately, at that time, because of all that, you were still in that mindset of, fuck you, fuck your feelings, and fuck everything about you. And that's me, that's my mentality. If once I'm locked in,
Speaker: Fuck it, I'm done. Game over, I am who I am. Yeah, I'm a nice guy. I'm happy go lucky. Like Connor said, I'm down for everybody. I wanna hang out with everybody. I wanna be everybody's friends. But the moment you become the bad guy or put on the outside, fuck it. I don't have it in me anymore.
Speaker: You want me to be the bad guy in your narrative? You want me to be the bad guy in your story? You want me to be the boogeyman? I'm the fucking boogeyman. Until you, and it's not like, until you prove me otherwise, but you and I, we came to a, you were coming in, you were kind of dipping in. Well, realistically, I was here for Tony. I was supporting him. Yeah, you were supporting Tony. But then as we started to form a friendship, I think, I think I can say that now we have a friendship.
Speaker: You I gotta give you the credit because you started Dipping your toes in that water You know you started to to kind of kind of Make that movement and I had to step back and go You know what? Crazy shit going on and I'm starting to see a lot of things that I wasn't seeing And then you know you and I
Speaker: develop the friendship that we have now. Kudos for opening your eyes, though. I have to say that. I'm not being a dickhead in that because it is very easy to have tunnel vision. You're a right prick. We're both right pricks. It is a term of endearment. But do you know what I mean? It is really easy to have tunnel vision and to not see. And I realize there's a lot of people that are
Speaker: bought into the bullshit narrative. Yes. And who does to you or not? Who does to you for actually taking a sit back and seeing the bigger picture, actually? I think that's to be acknowledged. I think, unfortunately, we both bought into the bullshit for a hot minute. I think it went round in a circular. Exactly. We both bought into the bullshit. It was like, you know what? At the same time, we both were like,
Speaker: which you were you were expressing you were expressing feeling certain a certain kind of way about certain things and a lot of that I could empathize with and I just wanted you to know that I could empathize with that you know I'm I am a
Speaker: that you weren't alone, that you weren't alone in that. Obviously, I'm deliberately being fairly vague and nonspecific, but you know what I'm referring to. And I thought it was important for you to know, because it's easy to feel gaslit in that situation, like you're misinterpreting it. And I wanted you to know that you're actually not alone in that. You know? Oh, exactly. And I think it's the other thing that you and I have
Speaker: And Connor can speak on this. He knows me. He knows that. Tell me if I'm wrong or not, Connor, but I didn't say yet. Hold on. I'll tell you what to tell me. I see you growing your beard out, but I like it by the way. Well, it's only been going for a week. When I'm wrong, I'm wrong. I'm not afraid to tell. I'm not afraid to admit what I'm wrong. Same.
Speaker: I don't have to be right about everything. Yeah. It's a step of maturity though that a lot of people and especially my generation don't have. Once you get on one side, you stay there, whether you find out that you're wrong or not, none of you find out you're wrong and you don't want to say anything about it, you just back out. Exactly. There are some people that I have never heard the words I'm sorry from.
Speaker: It's wrong. And I've never had an apology for anything. Yeah. But there's something there's something a mess there when you know that you've done something, particularly if it's that you've done something that's hurt someone and you can't apologize for it. Like there's something a mess there. That's not that's not normal human behavior. That's I don't know. I don't want to say it's coming from the pride.
Speaker: pride of people, especially recently. I mean, you find people that know the difference between right and wrong, but do wrong, or know that they've done something wrong and they refuse to admit that what they did was wrong. They'll talk about it, but it's, oh, but this or that. It's never, I'm sorry, I was wrong. I messed up.
Speaker: I don't know the situation you're coming from and I don't need to know it. You don't need to, we're talking, we're talking in general. In general, it's knowing when to step back and swallow your pride. And it's really important to be able to, I mean, as a person, one of the reasons that I really like Chris is to know when that time is. You know what? I need to open my eyes a little bit and apologize and then say, you know what?
Speaker: If you hate me, you hate me, it's my fault. And that's one of the good things I like about Chris. He knows the difference between right and wrong. He does his best to do right. When he fucks up, he says it. And I think that's a big thing. And it's getting more and more common now. It took me a long time. I got to be honest with you. It took me a long time.
Speaker: to learn how to swallow my pride. I was a very prideful, you know, I'm a man. I'm tough. I'm rugged. I wear my scars on the end. Like I wear my scars on the outside. Like, you know, I wouldn't let people see the scars on the inside. I wore my scars on the outside. Like one of my biggest falls. Why do you wear a hat all the time? Well, because it hides the scar on my face.
Speaker: I got a wonky ass eye. I got a busted up eye. But I got a big ass scar. I wear my scars on the outside. My hands are busted up. My body's busted up. I'm scarred up everywhere. It was a life that I chose to live. It was the things that I chose to do. I'm a man. I'm a tough guy. You know what I mean? It took me a long time. And I gotta say, I mean, up until the last three, four years, it took me a long time to reach a point where
Speaker: I got to swallow my pride. And Connor met me at a point in my life where I was learning. I wasn't good at it, but I was learning. I was learning to swallow my pride and realize that my pride was my biggest enemy where I'm at now. Look, I'm still a man.
Speaker: As you know as I talk to my son you guys all know I have a son I don't you y 'all know I'm a dad I'm you know, I have two daughters. I got I got a son My son right now we talk all the time. I I'll be like hey man. How's everything going? You okay? You feeling alright? We'll watch a movie watch a sad -ass movie together or watch a movie and a sad scene will come up and we'll make fun of each other for crying But I'm like, it's okay, dude, like that don't make you any less
Speaker: Like, hey, I'm still a grizzly bear. If I cried because of this movie at a sad part, you think somebody really wants to step up to me in the streets?
Speaker: He's like, no, dad, no, no, dad. Like, like, you know, we had this conversation as well, though, about the fact that it's okay for men to cry and it's okay for men to be vulnerable. Like that's, but that's a societal issue, though. Like, like that's, it's universal. The pride thing comes with that because
Speaker: you know that's that's the other demon that we fight and that was that was a tough demon for me to fight that was remember me using the phrase toxic masculinity oh yeah that's exactly what that is that the being being told being being constructed from a very young age that you're not allowed to show emotion other than anger you're allowed to show anger but it's the only emotion you're allowed to show
Speaker: because male suicide rates for the under 25s is still the highest saying for men under the age of 25, the highest cause of death like that. And it's your brainwash that you're not allowed to talk about your feelings. You know, it is. It's absolutely insane. The male suicide rate.
Speaker: right now. And that's why I said, you know, I put, you know, I'll show my emotions. I'll share my story. I'll tell you guys until I'm blue in the face. I'll swallow my, I had, I mean, right now, perfect example. And I think you can say the same thing. Like you correct me if I'm wrong. We had to swallow our pride to get past the bullshit and get to where we are right now.
Speaker: doing very fucking easy to still hold a grudge. That's the easiest mindset to get into. That's why I was saying to you, kudos to you for actually taking a step back and seeing the bigger picture because it would have been a lot of fucking easier for you to keep the tunnel vision and the same for myself obviously. We had a conversation
Speaker: You know, and I felt like because you were like, you know, you made a jive about being blocked or something. And that's when that conversation was, well, you must know why you were blocked. And we got and that needed to be said. But I said it, but I think I said it. I think I said it if I didn't say it. I apologize for that bullshit in the past. But once it was said, though, that's that's the point I'm getting to, right? I'm not one of those people who talks about shit that happened in the past.
Speaker: once it's been discussed and it's been addressed it's done right and that's the issue that I have with certain people is if I want to fucking address something and need it to be dealt with and what usually happens is that doesn't get dealt with because it gets deflected to something else and then we talk about something else rather than accepting responsibility for the thing that I'm trying to discuss in the moment and then
Speaker: resentment starts to build because shit doesn't ever get fucking addressed and then your feelings are minimized and you feel like you get to the point where you're scared to fucking bring anything up because you know that if you try, you're going to get attacked because that person's always on the defensive all the time. You know what I'm saying? Exactly. That comes down to you. That toxic masculinity, I'm glad you said it, has a lot to do with
Speaker: pride over integrity and that's been taught for so long is don't show your emotions because it's going to break your pride. It's going to break your pride. People are going to look down on you this that and the other when in reality, I mean look at military suicide rates. It is what in the United States, it's 22 days the average.
Speaker: 22 a day. There are females. Can I just ask? Sorry, because obviously I don't know the stats on this. So is that serving personnel or is that vets?
Speaker: It includes both. It includes both. That's 22 that are committing suicide in America. And our military personnel, is there mental health support there available for them? Like, is there access to? Yes and no. And that's a great question. And I'm technically still in the military for like two weeks, but I don't care anymore.
Speaker: Um, yes, the help is there, but no, it's not. So when I was at, uh, at my last duty stations, Fort Bliss, um, we had three different behavioral health, um, like places on post and they're free. You can go there at any time. Um, if you're having an emergency, they would help you. They would admit you to the nearest emergency room. But, uh, I have a, I had a therapist there and I could only be seen once every two months.
Speaker: which is not enough. It's not enough when you, especially looking at the outside, and it's one of the reasons I'm like happy that I'm here, happy that I can be on the outside is I can go see whoever I want. And the bill is not going to be ridiculous. And I can take care of my mental health when I need to. And the answer isn't just pills. The answer is
Speaker: talk about it, exposure therapy, all these other things that come with a good therapist and a good relationship. And I had a great relationship with my therapist. I just never saw him enough. So every time I would see him, it was like, Hey, here's the lowdown of the last two months. Sorry. Time's up. That's the end. So, but you're always on the clock. Yeah. Well, it's that and they just don't have enough, um,
Speaker: manning and support. Yeah, they're trying to deal with enough resources. Absolutely. It's that, uh, for our unit alone, so our division, so it was first armored division. Um, we had like two or three, uh, care providers, two or three providers for, I mean, over 10 ,000 people.
Speaker: And you try and the military wonders why they have such issues with suicide rates and such issues with veterans getting out and having issues with their post -traumatic stress. The VA is the exact same way. And you have people who are having adjustment disorders because they can't figure out how to go from the military
Speaker: and being in this fast -paced lifestyle and being in this hate. To be adjusted into normal society. Yeah, and now people actually care about your feelings. Mm -hmm. And that's what I was getting at earlier, is, I mean, if you look at toxic masculinity, you think about the military, I mean, predominantly, even though there are plenty of females in the military, predominantly, you see men with serious pride issues.
Speaker: And then they join the military and in the military, you just need to go to your fucking job. Nobody cares. And then they get done and they're like, okay, this is the right way to think for the rest of my life. And they end up with these issues. They end up with kids that think the exact same way, but they're so young and they're so innocent. They don't know any better. They can't think any different. And so it's, it comes down to integrity over pride.
Speaker: I believe that integrity is everything in a person let alone a man and that's why that's the way I raised my sons like listen I don't care if you screwed up you screwed up tell me swallow your pride don't worry about how it makes you look don't worry about whether or not you're going to be in a little bit of trouble tell the truth I messed up this was my vision I did wrong this is this is the truth this is integrity this is
Speaker: I think that it's funny you're using the word integrity because I think that's one of the things that bothered me so much about that conversation the other night, Glick, that we were talking about earlier, the whole character assassination thing, right? Now, Adrian, one thing I have, I don't have a lot in life, but one thing I do have is I do have my fucking integrity. Yes.
Speaker: Hello Tyrone. One thing I do have is my integrity, right? And to be painted as a certain kind of thing, right? Because someone else says so. Feels like an injustice when I've always prided myself on being truthful.
Speaker: and having my integrity, right? It's the thing that I step, everybody knows, everybody who knows me knows that I'll be fucking honest. In whatever situation, I'll be honest, right? Not hurtful, not, you know, with any malice, but straight talking. But the truth hurts. But having someone paint you in a different light, right?
Speaker: as if you're not a certain kind of way, you know, the whole stalker fucking crazy. The amount of gaslighting that was done in that situation calling me crazy, calling me insane, calling me like, it felt like pure projection actually.
Speaker: And like I say, I'm going to actually, you know, I don't want to get into too much because I'm obviously going to, you know, discuss that when I'm when I'm ready to. But the point I'm making is that Connor used the word integrity. And that is really fucking important because a lot of people don't have any fucking integrity. Mm hmm. Nobody's Connor. You're fine. You're good.
Speaker: We'll get you back up. But if you can hear what I'm saying, when you said the word integrity, that struck a nerve because a lot of people don't have any fucking integrity. They paint themselves one way and behave the same one thing and do another. Their words and their actions are not, they're incongruent to each other, right? Their actions don't back up their words. And I can't be dealing with that shit because I'm the opposite. If I fucking say I'm going to do something,
Speaker: I'll do it. If I'm not sure if I can do it, I'll say, I'll try to do that thing. I will never make a false fucking promise that I won't hold out on, right? I've always been a firm believer in, mean what you say and say what you mean. Exactly. My, um, you know, I go back on a lot of things. My, uh, my grandfather said, uh,
Speaker: because, Oh, let's be honest. It is what it is. Take it. However you want to take it. I know you see this. I know you hear this. I know you watch it. My dad, not the best dad in the world. You know, he had his falls. He had his, this and the other thing he was dealing with stuff. Um, you know, hold that against him. Granted.
Speaker: Clarify this I tried my fucking best with you And it didn't work out pops That's why we ain't talk since January of last year Regardless my grandfather used to always tell me Say what you do and do what you say And you'll never and you'll never be wrong
Speaker: And that's who I am. That's the type of person I am. If I tell you, if I, if I'm, if I tell you, I'm gonna do something or I do something and I say it, it is what it is. You know what I mean? There's no, there's no in between with me. I am who the fuck I am. If you want to pigeonhole me as an asshole, I'll be that asshole.
Speaker: But at the end of the day, I promise you guys, I'm a nice guy, man. I just want to hang out and just have fun with everybody. I want to give you fucking people an escape. I want to give people, you know, there's so much fucking bullshit going on in this world. And I say world. I don't want to worry about it. I don't want to think about it. I just want to hang out. I just want to have fun. And I want to laugh and joke and have fun with people.
Speaker: You know, but at the same time, yeah, I'm going to walk that walk and I'm going to talk that talk. But if you fuck around and paint me as some sort of way, I'm going to be that guy. I have no problem. I'll swallow my pride all day long. I'll make apologies when apologies are not necessarily needed, whether I did wrong or not. And I've made apologies on this fucking vodka. This podcast alone.
Speaker: I never had to make apologies before there's a podcast. I've made several apologies just on this podcast alone and I've moved on from bullshit. But at the end of the day, I'm still that motherfucker. Yeah, I'll swallow my pride. I'll, I'll, I'll, I can carry a grudge.
Speaker: I'll swallow my pride. I'll be apologetic. I'll try to be friends with everybody. I'll try to have a good time and have a fun time. But I'm also at some bitch that walk out in the street when I know damn well, there's 10 motherfuckers out to that street waiting for me. And I'll walk out there all by my damn cell. And let's rock and roll because I will put myself
Speaker: Behind everybody that I call a friend And I've been I've been burned so many times by people that I call a friend that I consider a friend and I put myself out there and you know exactly what I'm talking about right now like I have been burnt I have been burnt and I put myself out there and I take Everything that they have to give to protect that person behind me
Speaker: I'm not that that that part of me will never apologize You will never hear me apologize for somebody that I call a friend Not once not ever I Live you know the whole Viking thing has become a trend the whole I'm a Viking this that other thing has become a trend and
Speaker: Excuse me, 27%. I actually am a fucking. It's not a trend for me. I, you know, I've lived by this credo before it became a meme. I lived by this credo becoming before it became popular or anything like that. If you stand beside me, I'll protect you. If you stand beside me, I call you a brother. This is just how this credo goes male or female. I'll call you a brother. I'll call you a sister. Let me throw that out there.
Speaker: If you stand in front of me, Lord have mercy on me. Cause I'm not, I'm not stopping you. That's me. That's me in a nutshell.
Speaker: That's me in a nutshell. You need to do this 23 me fucking DNA thing. I bet it comes back with zero Viking. No, nobody, but you know, it's not even a matter of me thinking I'm Viking or pretend I'm just, I'm just, I've discussed this and I've had this conversation with people, um, you know, uh, religion for me.
Speaker: I had Christianity shut down my throat thing. I was kind of, I was, I was kind of lost. You know what I mean? Um, I was, I was in a weird space and then years ago, even, even, even before the whole Viking trend became popular, um, you know, even, you can look back on my Tik TOKs four years ago.
Speaker: And I was wearing this necklace. Oh shit, it's stuck underneath. Molnir was wearing this necklace. Uh, Norse paganism, uh, reached out to me. It, um, they spoke to me, so to say, and I don't care what you, as far as religion goes, I don't care.
Speaker: what anybody believes in. It's all about finding peace of mind. It's all about finding a piece of spiritual spirit. Fucking words of heart. Spirit. I can't talk. Spirituality.
Speaker: Yes, spirituality. Thank you. Sorry. I'm a little wrong. It's just finding your happiness. And this is where I found mine. This is where I found my calling. This is where I found my peace in Norse paganism.
Speaker: It doesn't make me any better than anybody else. It doesn't make me any less than anybody else, but this is, and I'm still learning. That's what chimes with you. That's what makes sense to you. Spoke to my soul. This is what spoke to my soul and, and, and, and, and spoke to who I am as a person, um, at the end of the day. So, you know, I don't care what anybody believes them to each our own. Do your thing.
Speaker: but I'm not gonna judge you based off of my quote -unquote religion or don't judge me based off of your religion because Christians because you guys are the number one offender of this I will go toe to toe and I will dance this dance with you because Christianity was forced down my throat my mother and my grandma my grandfather thought
Speaker: were dead set on me being a pastor preacher. Could you imagine me being a preacher? A lot of particularly religious people though. Hashtag not all religious people, but a hefty proportion of people who consider themselves as religious tend to be very hypocritical. They tend to be hypocrites. Could you imagine me being a preacher? Not really.
Speaker: But I'll do that there's with you because I know your Bible. I'm a firm believer that being religious doesn't make you a good person and not having a religion doesn't make you a bad person. You can be a good person without being religious or believing in God or good and bad, good versus evil, whatever doesn't pertain to your belief system.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you can be a good person regardless. And I'm not saying to anybody, but you know, and it is very rare that I speak on my beliefs with the North. I don't put that out there. You know, I am who I am. And at the end of the day, I, you know, I tried to be a good person. I tried to treat everybody great, but I'm also very protective of my people.
Speaker: There's a lot of people who are religious who don't seem like they're good people or they have the facade of goodness and then they reveal who they really are, you know? And unfortunately, Christians, you have a rich history of being some of the most disgusting, diabolical monsters in all of world history.
Speaker: I'm just saying, I'm not saying all Christians are mad. Going to other countries and completely trying to wipe out entire, you know, indigenous cultures. I mean, you know, Christianity has a bad rep for that shit. You know, I was brought up if, I mean, I'm not, I don't consider myself a religious person and I'm not a fan of organized religion. I believe that religion is a manmade construct designed to control populations. That doesn't mean I don't believe in a God.
Speaker: I was brought up Catholic. I consider myself as a lapsed Catholic. But I'm not religious. I remember the last time I went to church. I feel like when I walked into a church, I'd burst into bullshit. I'll tell you what, no Glick, I'll tell you, the church that I was actually got married in the church.
Speaker: I got married in the church because I thought it was what my nan I would want. She was heavy duty to go to church every week. My ex -husband was Protestant. I was brought up Catholic. And the church that I got married in was also the church that I was baptized in and that my mum and dad were married in. So I would consider it as my church, my parish.
Speaker: And it's beautiful, absolutely beautiful. You walk in and it's big high ceilings and big oil paintings and it's a beautiful building. And there is something about walking in there quietly and just
Speaker: sitting down or kneeling and lighting a candle and just clearing your mind that there is a peaceful without particularly praying or being religious, just the being in that timing. There is something very peaceful about that, you know? But I don't think that's to do with particularly practicing the religion. I think it's just finding yourself in a quiet, peaceful place. Exactly.
Speaker: It's it's It's it's just I don't give a shit what other people believe that's my my philosophy is Everybody's entitled to their own beliefs. Don't try and shove them down my throat As far as religion goes for me
Speaker: It's, it's, it's just about, if you, if you want to be a religion person, if you want to dive into that world, it's, it's just about finding inner peace. You know, like the same belief, it's just to call things different things. The religion's the same thing. It's just, they've got different names for things.
Speaker: I don't know what's going to happen when I die. I don't know what's going to happen when I die and they put me in the ground. Some people will be sad. That's what will happen. They're actually not going to put me in the ground. I'm going to be stuffed. And my kids, well. You're not going to be cryogenic and frozen to see if they can bring you back in the future. No, no, no. I'm going to be stuffed. And, you know, now unfortunately.
Speaker: You've got to present that last comment.
Speaker: That's funny. I mean, you're not wrong, Connor. Again, at the end of the day, as far as Christianity goes, I wouldn't make a perfect patch. I'm a terrible human being. I understand. I'm a terrible human being. Trust me. I say this all the time. I say this all the time. This is what gets me sent to hell. Wow. But.
Speaker: At the end of the day, you know, I, I have said it a million times and I stand true to this. When I die, I want to be stuffed. And my kids had to take turns having me in their house. And unfortunately for Nikki, now her boys are incorporated in that. Now I had nothing to do with raising her sons. I had nothing to do with.
Speaker: with, with, with her, uh, bringing her boys up. She raised two amazing boys. One is in the chair force and another one is doing working on a career. She's got two really good boys, but, uh, I'm sorry guys, but, uh, you know, I, I, I, I got a probably, uh, maybe a good 30 years left in me, maybe 40, I don't know.
Speaker: uh i don't get to dictate my time when my time is up my time is up but um you're incorporated into the uh keeping the old man at your house you know you gotta pass me around that's creepy as fuck i'm sorry just saying that's that's that's messed up man that's that's just my shit that's just that's just my wishes
Speaker: uh what is it my wife do you not think by the time we're ready to croak it they'll have actually discovered a way to clone people your wife is clearly retarded yeah we do have been this show before because i can't post anything after six hours but any of you guys who are interested you gotta get some rest i do it's very this well it's 5 14 a .m here but normally there's a bigger gap between our
Speaker: time zones. Your clocks are about to change, right? Oh, we just had, oh shit, we just had daylight saving time. It's only one o 'clock in the morning. Because there's normally five hours between Eastern. There's usually, I'm usually five hours ahead of Eastern, but for the past two weeks, I've only been four hours ahead of Eastern because we changed our clocks two weeks ago.
Speaker: Oh, nice. So now we'll be going back to our five hour gap. So it's five fifteen. Yes, you got to get the rest, Miss Ma 'am. You ain't. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Four days. No, that's not quite true. I have had some sleep in the interim. That's why I look like a zombie. And then I've got another gig on Monday. Nice. In Glasgow. So nice.
Speaker: I need to get a decent lead tomorrow. He is right. Thanks for being on top of things because we are coming up against it. And I learned last night that anything past six hours, I can't post. So I lost three really good shows, but I'm going to work on them to get them up on Spotify and all that other jazz. You can't post them. Where? Where is it? You're not able to post Spotify and the platforms.
Speaker: There's still one on the Facebook and uh and and YouTube so everybody can Listen to them into into a part one part two. Yeah, I'm I am trying to do that Um, but i'm having issues with my app I don't know what's going on. My my editing map is acting weird and it clips uploading them as files and not mp3 audio files
Speaker: I don't know, Jeff sent me a couple of links. Hang on, what is it? This is something I know about. I might be able to help. What is it you're using? I don't know. Something I've been using since the podcast started. I don't know how to do any of this shit. Audio Lab. Okay, so where are you getting your audio file? Where are you taking your audio file from StreamYard? From right here, from StreamYard. I downloaded the audio files. All right, use Audacity.
Speaker: Hi. Hi. What's up? Connor, that's funny. It was nice to meet you too. Do that 20 minutes ago. I got six minutes left. Right. I'll give you the condensed version. Use audacity. It's free. Audacity. Audacity.
Speaker: Nice. You put your file into audacity. Important. No, we're trying to figure out how to get the shows that the three, the three shows that I lost that I can't put on. Yeah. Because we're coming up against six hours. Yes, I know. I was like, I was counting. I was doing the math when I go to the parking lot. Yeah, I know. So I was like, I'm going to end the show, but I'll restart it. If anybody wants to come back in an hour, I'm just going to continue to get fucking drunk and get on TikTok.
Speaker: Now go and enjoy your night. You're done. You've done six hours. But just listen to my advice. So you take your audio file and upload it into Audacity and you witness when you've got it in front of you, you can literally just highlight half of it, copy and paste that onto a new file and just do part one, part two. Just literally split in half. I love your accent. Shocked, thanks.
Speaker: Have you officially met my fiance? No. I don't know. I know that I've been I know that I've been talked about with her. Well, yeah, you have been talked about. I know that I know that certain people have discussed me with her, but I don't think we've actually met. Who the fuck up he is. I got to say she's not the biggest fan. Of what? Of what? That's not true. You know, ish.
Speaker: But she knows our history. Yes. So she's like me. She goes by the narrative because that's what she's been presenting. But again, she has my back as it should be 100%. I wasn't talking about you talking about me. I was talking about someone else having a conversation with her about me.
Speaker: Yes. Which happened on here actually. Exactly. You're up. You go to my car, grab my purse. She's, she's very, she's, she's very protective of me, but she's coming around. Yeah. No, that's how it should be. 100%. There's no, there's no, um, there's nothing wrong in that. That's how it should be. No, I agree. 100%. Like I said, she's very protective of me. Um, but again, like I, like we said earlier,
Speaker: You can always be like that with your significant other you shouldn't bullshit we're we're like I'm looking at the clock God damn it Feel like we should come back Oh, yeah, we got two cases of Mountain Dew's But you have to go get some rest
Speaker: I feel like I'm still in the middle of having a conversation. I hate that. I'll dump it. I'll end this and we can come right back. It's 20 past five. You've got me till six. I'll come back for another half hour. I'll go make a cup of tea and come back for half an hour. Let me end this and then we'll come right back. We'll come right back on here. Make Connor come back too. Connor's charging his phone.
Speaker: Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Matt Warren, killer cam, leggy, Connor, everybody who joined us tonight. Booking awesome. Check out over and out on the everywhere. You listen to music. Check us out. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, X tick tock, Spotify, everywhere. You listen to podcasts that join these bands days and Saturdays, seven amish nonsensical nonsense, nonsensical nonsense podcast. Just follow it.
Speaker: We're gonna come right back for a part two. We're gonna come back right for it. I don't know what to do with this show. Hit the button. I don't know what to do.
