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Speaker: All I must say about you is I'm grateful, all I must say about you.
Speaker: Bye!
Speaker: Oh, buddy, we are fucking late man alive Saturday. Oh, don't you love what your co -host don't fucking show up on time. Fucking Jeff talking to you. You fucking prick. Anywho, what did I said school nonsense? Shut up, Mark.
Speaker: I was trying to wait for my go host. I knew, uh, I knew Connor was going to be a little bit late tonight. If he shows up, his parents are, are in town. Jeff messaged me before the show. Uh, I'll be there originally. He wasn't going to be here. Then he says, I'm going to be there. And I was like, okay, now he's got an MIA. So anywho, what would be not sensible nonsense. However, I am not alone. Well, last minute message I got, I got a good friend.
Speaker: Mark hanging out backstage. Here we go. Let me bring him up from a talking shit podcast. He hit me up right before the show and I was like, no, we're doing a show. Oh, we're going live eventually. But yeah, I was like, what the hell? You said seven and I'm like, okay. And I told Brian eight o 'clock. So I figured what the hell you weren't on yet. So what the hell? Yeah. Oh, geez. Here we got this guy.
Speaker: We got the serial killer himself. Hey motherfuckers. Did you just wake up from like a three day nap? I'm not used to seeing his hair that long. I know. I, it's kind of crazy. You really are. I had influenza like a motherfucker. I think I actually got COVID because I can't taste shit. See, I was like that for a little bit, but then like,
Speaker: this, I called the doctor because I was like, I got to know what's going on. And the nurse that I got was like, you're, you're dealing with COVID, you're dealing with COVID. I'm like, it's not fucking COVID. And I'm like, please put a fucking doctor on that actually knows what the fuck they're talking about. So finally, a doctor goes on, they're like, okay. So I'm like, okay. So I coughed into the phone, they're like, you have influenza.
Speaker: I mean, our, our symptoms sound, you know, alike, but the COVID test that we had taken, they sent us was, um, expired. I just had to take my, uh, my middle daughter, she was sick all last week. I took her into the doctors and, uh, now they do, they do COVID. They do the flu because I guess there's a blue A and a blue B. And then they did all three of them.
Speaker: And we're, they're lined up on the, on the, on the counter. And it's like, well, she's positive for flu B. And then the other thing ding that she was like, she's got struck. And I was like, fuck, are we going to go three for three? Because if she gets COVID, I'm not fortunately, I have enough time about to work until everybody in the house gets cleared. And I was like,
Speaker: course, her older brother and her older sister and her brother were like, yeah, hopefully she gets COVID because then we can't go back to school. And I'm like, really, you're gonna wish your sister got COVID. Like, that's pretty stacked up. Just so you can know. Yeah, I would have back in the day. I was like, what the hell? Anyways, real quick. What would just go everybody? Make sure you guys check us out on all the Facebooks. TikTok, Instagram X.
Speaker: Uh, show is live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays from 7 PM ish. And you can't listen to us where you listen to podcasts at, uh, all at nonsensical nonsense podcast, or you can jump over to the bio link bio .link slash non -sensible nonsense. Got all them links there, including the links to our sponsors and including the links to my mixed cloud for clicks, uh, how still use it. So anything can happen. Uh, good.
Speaker: I, uh, I, uh, came into the show with nobody. None of my co -host are here, but right as we were starting, right as I was getting ready to start the show, I got talking shit podcast popping in to hang out with us tonight. We've got the serial killer himself in the building himself merch coming soon. I got a percentage with Mark.
Speaker: So you got a shirt coming? You said I'm hoping I'm still trying to catch up with everything. I remember influenza man like I I missed a whole week of school and thank God they allowed me to make that week up or else I wouldn't be able to graduate in two weeks. I mean, I was lost and I got from my fucking wife by by the way. Hey, you kick.
Speaker: the test I took for COVID, uh, a few weeks back. Hold on. It's funny. No, it was expired. The test was dude had COVID. I can't take shit. No, I just can't take shit. I just can't taste for shit. He can't taste anything that doesn't matter.
Speaker: And I know I don't want to taste shit, but you know You can get like that would just you know for sinuses get too bad and I'll congest it up Oh fuck I had so much fun in my fucking throat I like you could hear my I could hear myself snore when I would be sleeping. That's how I was so thanks to Nonsense go nonsense. We got two videos That'll be showing this week
Speaker: Yeah. I tried to do, I tried to do one live on, well, I did do one live on the show, but Jeff has severe ADHD and doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. So I'm like trying to tell you guys happy birthday, happy anniversary. And I was trying to make money, like,
Speaker: You guys were coming out of the closet, finally, or you guys were going to do some weird Romeo and Juliet, like double suicide or something because you had big news that you weren't telling anybody. And Jeff's over here like, have you watched the most recent episode of Reacher yet? I'm like, will you shut the hell up? You know, I want to clip this, right? Well, it's a great show, though. Yeah, I've never watched it. I have not watched it yet. Fantastic. You know, the interesting part is most people don't know
Speaker: Our actual anniversary, uh, for our show is on the 10th. We chose the eighth. Now, Steven, what day did you have us on your show? God, that's a good question. The eighth. Yeah. That's a fucking total shot in the fucking dark. The only reason why I know that is because it pops up on my shit.
Speaker: That's like the Detroit Lions on a fourth and whatever trying to shut up. Oh, no. Ouch. No, they did. You know what? Fuck the NFL for thinking they weren't going to make it that far. We get it, Dan. You got big balls, but kick the fucking field goal. I agree. I think that's what he should have done. But you know what? It would not have been him.
Speaker: if he no it definitely it was that was a 100 % Dan Campbell move but I mean I mean it could have been worse you know the past I can haunt you guys like it did Buffalo wide right no it just makes us stronger the only fucking team they can do it Buffalo is the only team that's had a kick in two big games go wide right I thought one went wide left oh no that was the FSU Miami game never mind
Speaker: One went right, one went left the next year. Yeah. Wasn't that the one they played against the University of Miami when Bobby Bowden was still the coach? Yeah. Yeah. So you guys did it a lot further than I think most people gave you expectations to. I mean, it could have been like my team who just completely imploded in the playoffs and forgot that they even had a game.
Speaker: the
Speaker: Yeah, he's not ready to retire I would love to have him as a backup because if anything the last two years have showed us We're gonna get to Sean for a good four or five games and then he's gonna be sitting on the bench the rest of the season So because he's gonna be hurt Did you see Cliff Kingsbury is no longer the fucking offensive coordinator for the Raiders? Well, he goes to Washington now. Yeah Well, he was he was in line to get the job for the Raiders and then turned him down supposedly
Speaker: No, the contract was signed. He left. He just said, no, I don't want to be the offensive coordinator anymore. Then Johnson turned the Washington down because he didn't like what he's seen. Well, I wouldn't either. You have Dan Quinn coming in as the fucking head coach like. No, he would have been the head coach. Ben Johnson would have been the head coach, not Dan Quinn at that time.
Speaker: Thank you. Did you guys know that Patrick Mahomes is just some guy that works for Allstate? Can you imagine that? Can you imagine that? Like, this guy shows up one day and says, you know, hey, fuck you guys. And he's not selling car insurance anymore because he's got that arm, right? I bet you 10 to 1 if Kansas City loses the Super Bowl, the San Francisco, Taylor Swift, and Travis Kelsey break up. No, it's not going to happen. No, no.
Speaker: I think they get, I think they actually get married, but that's besides the point. Bet you, I bet you Travis Kelsey only has another year or two left. And then he's done. He said he's going for quite a while, but you know, he can say that. Yeah, that can change it. No, I think that if, if Kansas city wins the super bowl, Andy reads retires. Who's who the fuck cares about Kansas city?
Speaker: Yeah, like, but no, no, I mean they'll make history if they win the Super Bowl because it would be the first time a team ever won three straight Super Bowls.
Speaker: The only thing that would make me a Kansas City fan and wouldn't really would be a Kansas City fan, but make me cheer for Kansas City in the Super Bowl is if when they're up in the booth, Jason Kelsey launches Taylor Swift. Do you like the fucking South Park thing where he launches the fucking bitch in there and then she falls on the fucking flag. Have you seen all the, uh, have you seen all the prop bets for the Super Bowl involving Taylor Swift?
Speaker: but I bet they're bad. I think one of them is like the over under. Will they show Taylor Swift six times? Over under. Oh, definitely. How many times will the commentators mention Taylor Swift's name? Then there's another one for like how many times will they mention Travis and Taylor's relationship? I will bet you. How many times does Travis and Taylor get caught having sex in public over under?
Speaker: I'll put 20 bucks on it that says. I bet you would, Brian. I bet you would. No, no, no. 20 bucks says that she actually performs with one of the people that are in the. Oh, absolutely. Because she's there. Why not? Why would I? Because she's turned it down so many times. I don't know. She's going to do it. She's going to do it. They'll go upstairs, give her the microphone and then she'll be like, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, so just do something. So yeah, there's like, uh, you know, uh, will, will Taylor hold the Super Bowl trophy if the chiefs win? Will she touch it? It's like, well, I guess we're going to get the fifties involved one way or another with Vegas. So he's already touched a certain Super Bowl trophy. So, but let, let, let's be honest.
Speaker: Yeah, that's right. There's certain things in life that I try not to think about. Taylor Swift having sex is one of those things because she makes her **** money. She's probably terrible. She probably just lays there. Like honestly, there's people literally out there that yell at the guys for **** up. It's like eventually you have to wonder if it's not **** her. Well, she I'm waiting for a new song from her about
Speaker: It's gonna fucking happen. If they lose the Super Bowl, it will fucking happen. I guarantee it. It'll be a sorrow song. It's gonna be the sorrow song. Like, don't worry. You played your heart out. You did your best. And then she's gonna be like, oh, this is for anybody in school sports that has an issue and you can't win games. Sorry, honey. You're included. That could make a million dollars off a breakup song.
Speaker: She's already done it. I wouldn't be that guy. Break up on me so I could get some of that money. Have you noticed guys that she's broke up with, though, have actually still been successful? Travis Kelsey might be the first one that she breaks up with that just knows dies. Well, I don't know about that. I don't think that's going to happen.
Speaker: I don't know how much long Kelsey's got to play. I know he's getting up there. He's about 30, what, 32, 33, something like that, 34. And it's not like he plays, you know, you know, like the kick position or a quarterback that protected now, you know, he's playing a pretty tough position at tight end. I don't know how much longer he's got.
Speaker: you know, you still play a top -tier position, in that position, so he might have a few years in his time. Yeah, what is that noise, Steven? Oh, sorry, that's insidious, too. You watching gay porn again live on my show? I mean, hey, you know, sometimes you never know. Whatever floats your boat, you know? I'm not judging. It's 2024. You're allowed.
Speaker: Does that not on the show or men's and women's bathrooms, but you know, we're not going there. Oh, I'm sorry. We'll edit that out. Editor edit that out. This is live. Yeah, this is live. So Ryan said some racist shit. We were still able to fucking get it out. No, we didn't get the whole show. I deleted the whole damn thing.
Speaker: just don't say what's up my oh yeah don't drop yeah yeah Jeff did Jeff did that on the show he said it was okay because he was quoting cat Williams I was like no you can't say that and Tony was our pink Tony was on the show and he was a black guy and Tony and I both just just looked I mean just stopped what we were saying and stared at each other was like
Speaker: Did he really just say what we think he just said? All he did first was, yeah, he was quoting Cat Williams, but he dropped the hard R on it instead of the A. And I was like, well, Dodie and I were like, yo, man, you can't do that. Oh, I wish I would have been there till the end of the day. The sad thing is I could just see it happening too. Where is Jeff tonight? I don't know. He must be. I do. I don't know where he's at.
Speaker: Oh, he said he was going to be here. Well, originally he said he wasn't going to be here because it's his wife's birthday. I think there he is. Yeah, that's right. And then he went MIA like a little punk bitch. Well, I know where he's at. He's he's still on like the third rung of the pyramid.
Speaker: he's still clapping. You know the funny thing about having admin rights? That's right, shut the fuck up. Keep talking shit to him. Actually, he was being interrogated by the FBI. That's why he was late. Yeah, that too. Damn, everyone. I never knew Joe Pesci was given admin rights in this.
Speaker: you know i could drop you too oh whatever motherfucker it's not like you haven't called me even biden what's that sorry i can't tell you he's gone he's gone yeah so you keep talking shit you're down in fucking mexico you fuck where are you moving to paris France
Speaker: Paris, France. Jay Perry. So it will be what time in the morning when he's doing a podcast? 1 AM is when we'll start.
Speaker: One o 'clock in the morning, how much cocaine does it take to get me up at one o 'clock in the morning? Well, now here's the thing though. Here's the thing for me. I don't go to bed until like three o 'clock in the morning anyway. Oh, pass that. I can't do any of that. Like I'll start work at, because I still work Eastern time. So I'll be at work at four.
Speaker: And when I'm done with work, it's time for the podcast. And so I'm just wide awake. Now, Jeff, we've had this conversation. You keep saying the word work. And you try sales. You do sales for as long as I have sales. I sell adult toys. Yeah, I bet you do. You're a tester, aren't you?
Speaker: You test them first. I mean, hey, I get it. I get it. I'm sure. I'm sure you were told. I'm sure you were told when you were a kid. Don't judge a book by its big dick. I get it. The the adult toys I sell. I sell Polaris Honda side by sides. I sell Wave Runners, that kind of stuff. So they still go. They still do. They still vibrate. I am still. That's right. Mark knows best. Mark knows best. Still the number one.
Speaker: I have such a great time separating my customers from their money. Oh, I do too. I love it. And they enjoy it as well. So what we do is business solutions. We actually do tax credits and healthcare.
Speaker: Yes, we had this conversation and you you hire people under you and then they get to hire other people. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not how it works. That's not how it works. Jeff, Jeff, listen, I can't. The way it works is if you refer people to me, if you refer, I give you commission. That's it. It's like the boss from the office trying to
Speaker: fucking tell people about the pyramid scheme and not knowing it's a pyramid scheme. Exactly. Yeah. It's Michael from the office. Yeah. It's not pyramid scheme. It's not. No, Jeff, Jeff does do. I understand what he does. And I get it. It's just, it's so good that you are able to joke about it the way that we're, you know, you let us joke about it the way it is because what you do say is like, Hey, yeah, I get to pay somebody under me.
Speaker: a commission. And so just take it seriously. It is a joke. I get it. Oh, obviously. No, here's the problem. It's like, if I was in the States, I could knock on doors and get clients. Unfortunately I'm not. So by having people in the States, wait a minute. Hold up. I thought that was against the law here to get clients that way. No, no, that's just that he blows them.
Speaker: Oh, okay. No, that's what that's. Well, it's only useful if they have no soliciting, no soliciting signs on their front door, which most businesses do have on the front. Right. Yeah. But well, we do have to abide by the, um, the no call list. So like if, if, if somebody's on the no call list and basically to be on the no call list, when somebody calls you soliciting, you say, I'd like to be on the no call list and you have to be at it by law.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Jeff, the other question I have is how many accounts do you have in the Cayman Islands? And can I be a, can I be a joint? Actually, no, I'm actually, actually one of the things, one of the joys of moving to Paris is Switzerland is really close by. No, Switzerland's even better because Switzerland, basically, if the FBI or anybody comes to them with a subpoena, they wipe their ass with it.
Speaker: Yeah, no expedition. That's right. I may have to move to Paris, France. I'm just saying. Fuck them. Anybody know any pyramid schemes I can join? I don't know if you guys keep up to date on the news with what's going on in France right now. Oh, yeah, it's not pretty. Oh, I try not to watch the news. It's most disappointing and depressing thing on TV. It is.
Speaker: Well, the whole concept of any area that's problematic, if you're looking for trouble, you'll find it. And, you know, you mind your own fucking business and me, once I get a place in France, I won't leave the house. Our governor, our governor likes to fuck with people, so.
Speaker: Don't fuck with Texas or Florida Nobody wants to fuck with Florida. Let's be honest. You can't be president anymore. Yeah Well as as we've discussed on this show and as we pointed out we've we learned from making fun of Florida That basically Ohio is North Florida or you guys are Southern Oh Would want to be known from Ohio
Speaker: that we're one in the same. We have the same group of idiots that live in both states and the same dumb shit that happens. I know you're dumb idiots come down here in the winter time. Yeah, we send them down there. We try to get rid of them. In Ohio, aren't they more interested in, you know, smoking weed and killing babies though? Oh, yeah. That's definitely Florida.
Speaker: Well, Ohio just adopted that. No. No, Florida, Florida. We still don't have a recreational and we're recreational in the state. Oh, that's Minnesota. Sorry. Oh, yeah. No, we're not recreational. Listen, anybody can go get their card. So it's pretty much recreational. Yeah. I mean, that's how it is. Wait, just say my thumb. I jam my thumb. I guess what I'm getting in my in my card. My little city that I live in, we have five fucking dispensaries within five minutes from my house.
Speaker: Oh yeah, it's funny how he knows that concerning all the times he's gotten high, I could count on one hand. Unfortunately, he's not allowed to get high. And he's like, yeah, I can't go there. He doesn't get high, and neither do I. Like, we are the, with the exception of alcohol and cigarettes, we just don't do anything else. Getting high isn't that bad, but I mean, I like to go any better. I can get high.
Speaker: I have allergic reaction to when I smoke weed. I know I get I get super sick. Like I throw up. Oh, oh. It's all the other first time they're like, hey, I got high. It's like so what? So is half the fucking country. Yeah, I like the gummies better because they just I just don't like all them CBD gummies are really good.
Speaker: Well, I have yet to have a gummy, but I did have a cookie that made me super fucking happy. I've smoked weed twice in my life. That was when I was 16. Not my thing. I didn't really care for it. Didn't really do none for me. I've had two gummies in the last year. First time was a good experience. You know, it was fun. The second time, I almost died. So the second time was nice, but that and all.
Speaker: I almost died. I'm pretty sure I was dead. He was literally dead for five minutes. You just, you just learn how to breathe slower. It's like, it teaches, trust me, listen, my, my, my wife is a professional. Uh, I am not, and I giggle like a little girl. So if I eat a gummy, the first time I got high, that's what I was doing without you being fucking high, Brian. What the fuck are you talking about? Sorry. Do what?
Speaker: Leggy, it's a super collab. You should join me. As when we call it, it's a shit show. Yeah. It's a nonsensical nonsense shit show. That's a little bit of an insight. It's a nonsensical nonsense talking shit show. OK. Oh, Jesus, that's our background. I was like, what the fuck is next to me? What is it? What have you been? What is it? It's literally the background. It's our wrestling logo because we decided the one day we were going to hook up a wrestling
Speaker: the the
Speaker: And so it's called Federation. Yeah. Yeah. Some bullshit like that. I started playing around with the background because the one background kind of bored the shit out of me. So I figured out how to do a collage the other day. And apparently it's staying. I still got to get that logo from you guys so I can make a t shirt or something. I have like seven different logos we did that night.
Speaker: I did seven or ten or so. I got like from the same guy that makes cookie monster noise when he's sucking on toes. Yes, I do. You sound jealous. No. Steven wants Alyssa to suck on his toes. Yeah, he does. No. And she asked for it that night that we were having that conversation. She even stuck her toes on the camera right in his face. Right in his face. And he was like, no.
Speaker: Steven, do you got the video of all the pies in the face? Yeah, I still got that. I want to see that. Literally go on my Twitch channel. It's on your Twitter. OK. Did I show you guys the video that we took of my grandmother in the in the Walmart the other day? Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. What did you do to your grandmother? Oh, my God. Oh, it's it's great. Can I do you guys? Are you OK if I share it?
Speaker: yeah so wait it's only a picture you have no video listen this is my grandmother okay listen she's gonna tell you something but hey hey if you can make a fucking million dollars off of it you better make a fucking video I'm just saying yeah
Speaker: what the **** is wrong with my sweater? I got it on sale mother **** and I'm going to work. Yes, I like it. What is that random grocery list? No, it's a Christmas list from the grandkids. Oh, yeah. It's a Christmas list for old -ass Granny. I make them like old -ass Granny. I'm shitting their damn stockers. I love this
Speaker: Oh, shit. Two Xbox series with Xbox live, bitch. Now, who in the place like they're calling a bitch? They get shit from me. My grandma don't play. Your grandma was about ready to deliver Jesus for those kids. That's from me. I need a case of that. Son of a bitch.
Speaker: What the hell's a Fortnite battle? That was for Mark. I asked for that from. I don't even play Fortnite. Grand Theft Auto six. And that was for me. I'm not going to lie. That's one. Grand Theft Auto six is not even a big titty version. What in the **** are they talking about? What's that $20 for a ship? Anyway, that's Grandma.
Speaker: It must be that grandma I've never met then. Yeah, we took her to Walmart during Christmas and I was like, hey, you got to read this list. And she was like, all right, cool. And that's my grandma. And a couple of times for beating the fucking grandkids a couple of times. Yeah, that's that's the kind of grandma that just you say something a little bit smart ass and she knocks you clear in the next week. She gets a Clint Eastwood fucking look.
Speaker: Listen, you know what she got for Christmas? Two cartons of fucking marbles. They were gone in two days. Yeah. Tell from the. Come on. If they ever need the most interesting person in the world, that granny is going to be in them commercial. She's a lady that would smoke two cartons of Paul malls.
Speaker: Not filtered. Yeah, not filtered. And drink a cube of Natty Light on a weekend. While beating the shit out of her grandchildren for fucking around and finding out. What it is, what it is, is grandma doesn't realize it's not Natty Light anymore. It's just Natty Daddy. So yes, she's all about it. She's all about it. So yeah. Mark loves this lady. He's never better, but he loves her.
Speaker: He's like Brian. I remember your other grandmother. This lady right here, she ain't fucking around. And they're right. He does not fuck around like when one grandson of hers had the Michael Myers mask on. She's like, you forgot your weapon, you dumbass, and starts chasing him with like a real fucking knife. That's why Mark did not get Fortnite for Christmas, because Granny ain't fucking that shit. I wouldn't have added anyways. Sorry, you didn't get the Fortnite bundle pack you wanted, Mark.
Speaker: he didn't get it. It's because she couldn't get the **** internet down in the **** control bridge. You're not going to put it on the Fortnite front. My son didn't get a Fortnite battle pack either but however, he got the new wrestling game and I'm like, bro, you got the new wrestling game and you're busting my balls about a **** Peter Griffin skin. You've never even watched Family Guy. You know, I actually, I did a little bit of research. I did a little research just now and I found
Speaker: Brian's never had that much hair in his life. Good morning, baby. Hell, yeah. Yes. I didn't get his mom's juice. Is that what you're saying? Hey now, we can not make fun of no guests and that guy's a national fucking treasure. He literally told us in the eighties that China was going to fuck us in the ass.
Speaker: He's also said, you bent over. I get it. Woo hoo. He said, well, there you go. Bye, weekend. Hey, Brian, look up in the left hand corner and look at what they named this show today. Nice. That's awesome. How do you do that? What's that?
Speaker: I've never seen that before. Mark doesn't do cool tricks with, uh, with, uh, if you look up in the code up, wait a minute. If you look up in the corner, he tells you who's on our show. Oh, is that what you put up there? Yeah. Oh, I thought you, I thought you were like drawing up. You don't do this shit. You just talk. I tried to, I tried to kill him.
Speaker: Uh, I try to come up with something every, so every fucking episode, I had a buddy of mine. He does this thing on Snapchat where he, he's like, does this Friday speech and he boys have a penis. Yeah. And he's like, he's like this thing in the big mouth. And he's like, dude, you know how hard it is to come up with, with a, with a one -liner.
Speaker: every, every Friday, I got to do it 52 times a year. And I'm like, I host a fucking podcast three nights a week, three nights a week hours where I have to be mildly funny. Not to mention the fact that I come up with a title of all three of them. Like it's not rocket science. You just have to be funny. Now, we are we're wanting to sort of take one of your one of your shows that you do.
Speaker: And we would like to do it for one of ours just for one night. And that's good luck with that. No, it's to do with, um, you know, uh, I would, uh, mental health, mental health, mental health. Well, Mark's been known to piggyback. I thought you were going to try to read you the funeral. I was like, well, well, I mean, in all, in all honesty, dude, if you guys wanted to, we could collaborate and do a show together where you guys could.
Speaker: We can share it onto all of our sites or whatever and collab together. I mean, ultimately that's kind of Monday nights. I've decided with the help of Brian and Connor and whatnot, and anybody else who wants to come on the show, I definitely want to open
Speaker: for Monday nights to allow other men to come on the show or if they already posted or have a podcast out there where we could do a super collab and turn it out onto all of our networks or whatever you want to call it, our social medias, that way we can, you know,
Speaker: Yeah, people talk about it, but I don't think enough real people talk about it. I'll tell you what's crazy. Can I tell you guys real quick, dude? A friend of mine who is a customer as well, I go to a lot of parties with them and stuff like kids birthday parties and stuff. And this guy, he travels for work, right? And he works for, I don't want to say, he does something for the power company. I'm just going to say it that way.
Speaker: And I got to talk to him at my job the other day. I said, hey, man, good to see you. Welcome back home. Are you home just for a little bit? And he was like, actually, man, I had to take a mental break because the job was really getting to him.
Speaker: And I said, and we kind of talked for a little bit. And I said, man, is it the job or is it the, like, what is it? Is it not being home with the family or, you know, there's a lot. And I get it because I remember when I was in the Navy, when I was in the military, you get up in the morning, you're on the same spot that you were before. You get up, you go eat, you go eat lunch or breakfast or whatever.
Speaker: You start your job, you go to sleep, you get up, you go eat breakfast. I mean, it's, it's a vicious cycle. It really sucks. Um, so, I mean, yeah, man, I mean, it wasn't a show that I was intending on trying to do, but in talking with this guy, I was like, holy shit, dude.
Speaker: Like you, you would really enjoy being on the podcast and talking to this guy because I think he'd give you a little bit of insight too. So, um, I think, uh, I think I'd like to reach out to him if, if that's something that you guys would be interested in doing. Absolutely. I, you know, like I would love to have more men come on and, you know, and I want to.
Speaker: You know, my ultimate goal, obviously I'm not an expert. I didn't go to school for this. I don't know all the technical terms. I'm not trying to fix anybody at the end of the day. We're just guys sharing our stories. You know, the first show was literally having a Haas come on and Haas, you know, we haven't even gotten all the way into it yet with, with Haas's, you know, he wants to, and as I put it, and as I've said, he's got the, you know, he's got it. He's getting his body right. He's, he's conquered his addictions.
Speaker: and conquered his health problems and stuff like that. Now he's on that, that road to recovery with mentally. And he wants to share his story. And that's why, you know, hosted, I've been friends for a long time and he reached out to the show and said, I would love to do it on your show. I thought he just wanted somebody to talk to, you know, like on a phone call or, you know, whatever, but he wants to do it on the show. And that's kind of where it was like, I've been wanting to do this for a long time on Monday nights. The only problem was at one point in time, my co -host on Mondays,
Speaker: was like talking to a wall and he sure as fuck doesn't talk about emotions or anything like that because I'm strong for that. So, you know, then I was just doing the Monday nights and they were just kind of the ramblings of a madman, but then this came up and it was like, well, this is what I wanted to do since jump street on Mondays. Cause we do the fun shows on Wednesdays and Saturdays, but I want, I wanted to do a more serious show and now we're, we're venturing down that. But like I said, we're not,
Speaker: We're not experts by no means, we're just guys who had been through stuff. The guy who's coming in to actually help co -host the show when he's available, Brian, I learned a lot about him that first Monday night show that I had no idea him and I have a similar background or backstory and grew up similarly. The only difference between him and I, I was more of the violent type.
Speaker: and took out my frustration and aggression violently where he was the more like Gandhi of the situation in kind of more of a peaceful manner. But he's super smart. I just didn't know that he had been through the things that he had been through. So that's ultimately what the show is about. And I would, any opportunity to have
Speaker: other men come on the show and share their stories and talk about things. And basically not only that, but also be like, look, it does get better. I mean, at the end of the day, you're hearing men talk about going through the struggles of whatever the case may be, but we're all still here. We're all getting, we all still have our moments. We're all getting better every day.
Speaker: You know, I think the thing is too, is it really does, it was crazy to like hear him talk about it because I was like, dude, you know, I never thought about like my mental health. I just thought that this is what I was supposed to do. Like, okay, I'm supposed to feel run down all the time. I'm supposed to have stressful feelings all the time. And I'm not supposed to talk about it ever. Cause that means you're not a real man. That's right. Hell shit is still taboo.
Speaker: I mean you hear these fucking actors and shit come out and it's like oh my god mental health problems do exist because this actor has it's like there's other people that aren't in that position that have these problems because it's a testament that they can get through that shit well it comes down to one simple thing when you're a kid and you went to go you know what was it a modern family
Speaker: What's his name? The guy, Al Bundy. Al Bundy. Oh, Ed O 'Neill. Ed O 'Neill. He says it best. I'm out. What the hell are we doing? Dancing around, telling secrets like girls at a slumber party. I can just imagine my old man with his buddies sitting at their lawn chairs, laughing their asses off that I missed a whole day of football because I'm trying to get in touch with my emotions.
Speaker: These guys didn't do that crap. These were men. His best friend, Tommy Ryan, lost half a finger in a sheet metal press, waited until his shift ended to go to the hospital. I broke my collar bone in a football game. There was dad up in the stands giving me the old be tough. So I played two more downs before I passed out. My date, Mary Jo Clumsky, left the senior dance with another guy.
Speaker: Broke my heart. 2 a .m. in the kitchen table. My old man's telling me, eat the sandwich and forget about her. Feelings. I didn't even cry at his funeral, you believe that? The guy was my whole world. Not a tear. Everybody looking at me like I didn't love him. But he knew. Yeah, I know, right?
Speaker: that's
Speaker: It was definitely a friend thing because the cop was, he's a prior military, he was a prior soldier as well. So he was like, listen, dude, he's like, I don't know the pain that you feel, but I know your pain. I understand what, what gives you the pain in that. And he understood that and, and, and good for that cop for doing that because any other cop could have rolled up to that scene and been like,
Speaker: Oh, you want to come here to your side? We're in a big round, too. You're out of here, you know? Yeah. Well, actually, if I can, gentlemen, I want to take this second to publicly thank Chris for the other day, Wednesday, we got done with the show after doing four hours. And I kid you not, we were on, still on, but offline. And we talked for three hours. We both vented our shit. The other said nothing, except for, I get it,
Speaker: and the other went and took his term and you know what my last week for both of us okay give me a second both of us our weeks were shit and we just needed someone to vent to and chris i want to say thank you because it made my fucking week that much better you know you know what it's chris i'm chris brian shut the fuck up i'll be right back
Speaker: Jeff is one of the few people in my life that gets away with or is allowed to call me Chris. Everybody else calls me Glick, but it's like Jeff, my fiance, and actually I wouldn't say family, but I don't talk to anyone. It's not even family, but it's very few people in the world that call me Chris. Everybody even like bosses, coworkers, customers, no matter what, everybody calls me Glick.
Speaker: It's my last name, but I also have like the widest name on the planet.
Speaker: I fricking hate it. But yeah, Jeff and I, I was actually gonna say that, you know, last Wednesday after the show, we talked for a few hours. I probably drank way more than I should have drank Wednesday night and stayed up later than I should have for a Wednesday night. But ultimately, yeah, I mean, sometimes you just need that friend there that's gonna listen and not necessarily, you know, we bust each other's balls a lot on the show and everything like that. But when he comes down to it and getting serious, so, you know, you guys, I would love for you guys to do a show like that, whether I was involved or not, or whether you guys were involved with our show.
Speaker: I absolutely love it because, you know, I think we're out there talking about real issues and not celebrities or not just some jerk off on TikTok that makes a mental health video and then turns around and does some weird shit with his fucking shirt off or goes into Home Depot and kicks over a bunch of cans or something like that. But like real men out there talking about the struggles and shit that we go through.
Speaker: would be great for society. And also, like I said, I don't have a degree in psychology. I'm not a smart man. As Forrest Gump once said, I'm not a smart man. I just, but I know what love is. Yeah. I've just lived life, you know, and life has dealt me a shitty hand and somehow I'm still here and I'm still kicking and kicking and punching my way through. So, you know, like round table podcasts. Actually, I think that, um, you know,
Speaker: if you guys, I mean, we can host it, you can host it, either which one, it don't matter. Steven can't host it. Listen here, motherfucker. Listen, this guy's got the most pent -up aggression ever, bro. He hasn't gotten over his little man syndrome. I got over. Really, Joe?
Speaker: Yes. You overcompensating little motherfucker. Listen here. God, everyone has to come here for fucking no reason. Oh, you're innocent on anything. Hey, OK. I said that shit in private, motherfucker. OK. Oh, shit. Yeah. And let's go into the fucking closet on this shit. Hey, we can't hear. What? I hear nothing.
Speaker: And you're not the reason for not being able to hear it. What's wrong with it? Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. One more time. One more time. Hang on. Them fucking TikToks are like stuff a nightmare sometimes. You liked it. Shut up.
Speaker: No, I don't know. Did you hear that? On jukebox jury and I wasn't allowed to do nonsense. Oh, hold up. Yeah, I can hear it a little bit weird. It's like, I don't know what I'm eating. Oh my fucking God. Is there any good Chinese food out there? Help.
Speaker: No, there's no Chinese. There's no Chinese food out there. That's good. Just like you guys know, I've experienced all of it. It's, it's absolutely. Oh, Brian, don't, don't act like you don't love come up some young guy. When would you guys be thinking of doing something like that round table thing? Second Tuesday of next week. There you go. We can,
Speaker: We can we can talk about it. Mark your calendar. Mark your calendar. Not the first Tuesday, but the second Tuesday. That's right. I'm just fucking kidding, bro. Come on. I'm just kidding. No, this is something that like I said, man, I didn't like when Mark had said something about it, it was after we were on your guys' show.
Speaker: Mark was like, then we break them. We're just on a fucking roll. Well, he really, he really, I think Mark, Mark's the whole thing is he really respected the way that you guys have brought that up and said, look, it's men's mental health Monday. And this is what we do. And Mark absolutely fucking loved it. Like it was his girlfriend in high school fell in love.
Speaker: We were the catalyst to bring us mental health.
Speaker: I feel like Mark and I are kindred spirits because Chris and Brian just make fun of us. Do you feel this, Mark? Is it me or are you feeling it? It's in seventh grade. It's so easy. It's fucking high school all over again.
Speaker: I don't think I know I'm gonna be in a fucking locker going, what the fuck, bro? Why do you think he left my podcast? He hated getting made fun of on my podcast, so he thought he wasn't going to get made fun of on Mark. Nobody wants to get made fun of by the Oompa Loompa. So, you know, calm down. I didn't want to be I didn't want to be associated with Steven since he had a wanted poster. I didn't want the people to mistake me as you know, as accomplice. Oh, please, motherfucker. No one was going to accuse you of being the fucking Oompa Loompa killer.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: He's like a bad herpes, you know, just go away. You guys are like a, like a multiverse of Japanese. We are, we are, dude. I swear to God. I said the same thing to Mark. I was like, bro. I was like, Lick said it, bro. Like that's, that's, they're us and vice versa. Right back. I gotta go sing happy birthday. Except that I don't do pyramid schemes. Yeah.
Speaker: So Glick, Mark was saying that, you know, we wanted to just, we did have an ulterior motive for coming on the show and see if it would be okay if we just took over for just a second. We want to do a shameless promotion.
Speaker: I know all about boycotts. Trust me. We're still being boycotted by people who still listen to our show.
Speaker: Oh, I thought you're about to bring up the Browns again. I was like, yep. No, no, no. I've been boycotted twice now in the last almost three years that we've been doing the show. And both times we've been boycotted. The people that are boycotting us still listen to the show. Excellent. I love it. You know how we kept getting deemed by Facebook for copyright material. Yeah.
Speaker: either three times that we've been struck at 103. Yeah, we get it every show. We get it every show. I mean, it could be worse. You could have been kicked off Twitch just for playing Billy fucking Joel. Listen, here's the thing. When I was in high school, when I was in high school, it cost me a penny to be a part of the Columbia House group.
Speaker: Okay, I put my penny on that fucking thing. I sent it off. I got my tapes. I am now playing those tapes on the air. Fucking god. I own them. I own the rights. They gave the motherfucker that would literally go to his grave going like I used to be in the Columbia House Club getting fucking tapes. Yeah, I was there too, man. You get you get Oh, yeah.
Speaker: 25 tapes for a penny I Got six or ten something like that. That's how I got all my mark was high class he had CDs
Speaker: Yeah. Tapes. Yeah. Fucking CDs. I see CDs but that little son of a bitch had a fucking disc man and then I'd put it on my hip and I'd start walking through the hallway really fast and because I didn't have little short legs, it skipped all the fucking time. Yep. Nope. Hey, man. I love my wife. I never owned a disc man. Yellow cassette player with the bright yellow headphones. Yes. Yeah. I used to have that. Yeah. Anti anti shock.
Speaker: So, you know, I'll tell you a little a little secret about Facebook not dinging you for copyright. Since we created the quote unquote Facebook page and not the group, we have the group page still or the fan page. I created an actual Facebook page. It's like a business page. I think you guys have one as well. Yes. I linked that to our stream.
Speaker: they don't fuck with us anymore like they used to when we played music. Whereas if I put it live onto the group page, every time I played music, we were getting dinged. They don't do it on the quote unquote business page. The same group kept trying to get me for three different episodes of our show.
Speaker: And it was, uh, every month that they were trying to get us, I said, fuck it. So I approached something to Facebook and then all of a sudden I got those, those taken away and everything was restored. Well, yeah, I got, I don't want every appeal. And the crazy thing about it was that they were killing us with like blacktop mojo.
Speaker: Blacktop Mojo, we've been playing since day one. I dare say they're friends of the show. We've had Matt on the show. He's a lead singer. I've talked to Matt and a few of the other guys from the show quite a bit since we started the show because I reached out to them and I asked for their permission to play their music for like breaks or intros or into the show and stuff like that. For a long time, we were just in all Blacktop Mojo and Facebook came fucking with us. It was like, I literally have permission.
Speaker: on the band. Like the two guys who wrote these fucking songs, they've been on the show, they've commented, they've been in the chatters box, never talked to them. They've given me permission to use their music, but Facebook still kept fucking with me. But every time I would feel it, I would win the appeal. This is what Mark's talking about, I think. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: That was just trouble for a Phil Collins song. But if we keep playing it, if we keep playing it, like your show will get fucking dinged for it. Yeah. So there's a 10 second window. Yeah. There's a 10 second window that you have where you can play. Well, that's like I fucking hate. But Billy Joel, I'll fight that old man now. So that's the song your piano man, Glick, just fucking knocks him out. I was I was live on Twitch a month or two back.
Speaker: after the show and everything like that. I just had Billy Joel playing in the background. All of a sudden, my Twitch ended. I was like, what the hell? Then I got an email, you know, copyright, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, fuck Billy Joel. Ryan almost got me fucking canceled on Facebook when Mark was still on my show because he said he wanted to fucking he's like, it'd be cool to kill someone. It's just like you motherfucker. Well, they also took it out of content. It was out of context. Yeah, it was. And I was just sitting there like,
Speaker: He's talking about being an in -movie character, fucking Zuckerberg, you dumb bastard. Yeah. I saw something that Mark Zuckerberg the other morning when I was having coffee, that son of a bitch made $29 billion. And I'm sure anybody else thought that. Did you know that his mommy told him that he's not allowed to be in mixed martial arts, the fight with, who was it? Elon Musk. Elon? Yeah. Really?
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Do it. You should put that. You should put that right there on X and tag him in it and say. It's a lot. A lot. I'm going to fuck Mark Zuckerberg up. You don't have to worry about it. I got you tags in Taiwan. Dude, show up with your fucking championships. I fucking dare you. Which one? All of them. All of them.
Speaker: just draped but anyways we got off track and sorry guys i think you guys know i that was my fault i i got a soft drive i really do i really do have to go though yeah
Speaker: Oh, really? You want me to go? You're the talker. Oh, here we go. All right. No. Come on. Let's go. Shut up, Steven. Shut up, Steven. Mute him for a second. All right. On February 8th, 8 p .m. Eastern Standard Time, that's right. We will have our anniversary show, our first anniversary show. And we. You. Oh, my. Oh, talking shit.
Speaker: Ah, talking shit. There you go. Thank you. Jesus Christ. You should have just stood up and just had your shirt, you know, I could have just done this for you. Clearly, he's way better. I'm tapping everyone. Their show is more popular than mine. Well, well, my mom and dad watch. So what are you going to do about it?
Speaker: Hey, hold on, Brian. I'm sorry. I'm a has been. I have to hang on to fucking other podcasts in order to be. I do it. I literally swear one of your haters fucking literally found out my email from one of the streams we did and fucking literally said you're a hanger on of nonsensical nonsense and talking shit. That's the only reason why your podcast is still. Oh, that was me. Oh,
Speaker: Well, I mean, he's not wrong. He's not wrong. I mean. But Brian, will you guys let this man get a clean, a clean shameless plug out there for their their one year anniversary show? Jesus Christ. Yes, Steven, shut up. Oh, my God. They've been trying to do this for five fucking minutes. Meanwhile, we're talking about mental health shit and then these fuckers. Yeah. Can we do a shameless paper? All right. All right. Look, I got this. Hold up, Mark. Shut up. Sit back. Hold on.
Speaker: What's happening out there, everybody? My name is Brian. I am one half of a podcast called Talking Shit. You are watching us here tonight on nonsensical nonsense. Holy shit, dude. Why did you name it such a weird thing? Anyway, on the 8th at 8 p .m. Eastern Standard Time, Mark and I will have our anniversary one year show over on YouTube.
Speaker: We're over on Facebook and right here on StreamYard. We are having some return, some of our guests return to, yes, words are hard. Thank you very much. This dude's a salesman, by the way. He will have a special co -host joining us. His name is Bryce Tucker. If you don't know who that is,
Speaker: get a clue girlfriend and go check him out. This plug is going to fucking downhill quick. That's that's it. That's it. That's what I got. Mark. Yeah, we're not we're not going to tell anybody. We're not going to tell anybody who is actually going to be on the show until the day of. It's a surprise. Well, or what's going to be there? Hey, I'm sending absolutely no.
Speaker: I'll send you a invite in I'm gonna have it on Facebook also the invite for any of the Past guests that want to come back on Steven you're more than welcome to yeah I'm gonna be the last motherfucker at the last second when everyone else cancels you fuck No, I don't think okay. I will tell you this Peter Anthony will be on the show I
Speaker: We are the new home. Nonsensical nonsense. Non -sequential nonsense. Non -sensual nonsense. Whatever you want to call us. Why do you name your show such a weird name, guy? It's so long. Is that the one in the fridge? Jesus.
Speaker: It's it's exactly what our show is. It's it's not it's not about nonsensical nonsense. Okay. We have become the home of of breaking news. I mean and and new and like huge announcements because last week in the chatter's box, uh Lagi came on and I was hoping she was gonna maybe be able to pop up tonight but uh apparently she took a spill down the stairs the other day. Hopefully, I hope you're okay girl. She said she's in agony and she's hurting. Uh hopefully you're alright. Get feeling better.
Speaker: I was hoping she would be on here tonight so that she could, you know, tell our new buddy live at the Edinburgh Fringe, which is like a huge, like... Yeah, correct. Last year they had... So it goes for an entire month, basically, let's be honest. And it's like 2 ,000 artists.
Speaker: She's doing a one hour show every night. Yeah. You guys are announcing your your one year anniversary. These guys because in all honesty, in all seriousness, you know, Jeff and I have been doing this show for for for almost three years and you know, I you know, Jeff has no idea how hard, how much hard work and how much energy and time and everything like that outside of turning this camera on.
Speaker: but it takes a lot to do a show and to stay consistent with it and do the social media and and all that fun jazz everything that goes on behind the scenes congratulations to you guys and everybody make sure you're uh you're checking them out february 8th they'll check them out they're on youtube they're on facebook get in there make sure you guys are there obviously sounds like you guys are
Speaker: got a pretty good lineup coming up, man. We're trying when we hopefully I get some more confirmations, but I'm hoping that we get a good amount of old guests and we still have a surprise. I'm not going to say what it is, but it's not a surprise. It's King Lazy Eye. I'm trying to get him on the show. Let's get no, no, no, not that. I mean, that's fine. I say that I've been talking with him now that you're coming out of the clock.
Speaker: I was going to say, Brian's going to show up. Ain't no surprise. They say no, fuckers. We had to find out magnifiers out now, ladies. Yeah. Well, that's the surprise and just huge breakdown. Pretty big deal. Yeah, it's it's huge. I mean, you know, we got a lot of things.
Speaker: And if all goes well, I plan to go to said show and I'm gonna hold up a big sign Just make her laugh that says nom nom nom nom You know, but you know in all seriousness I am happy for you guys that's freaking awesome. Congratulations. Thank you very much It is it does take it does take a lot of hard work to get there and you know, I would like to say that I
Speaker: you know, I would, you know, I'd like to pop it and say hi, you know, just feel shameless. Come on. You know, I would say that I would say that you're scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to nonsensical nonsense. However, you did also just like Steven. So, I feel like we're we're one. Alright, well, everyone, if you don't hear from me or I magically, you know, disappear, I'm going to go **** hang myself.
Speaker: I'm just gonna use the cord for this, I'm gonna need it anyway. I'm kidding everyone, I'm kidding. Steven, there's a show I'd like to invite you to. Just put it out there. Just put it out there. It's on Mondays, it's called the men's mental health hour. Dude, it can't be actually a good fucking podcast. Go fuck yourself.
Speaker: that's the podcast I secretly made just to be in spite of you and your success
Speaker: You don't need to report this show. I was joking. Steven, we love you. We love you. And we know that you don't even say you fucking love me. You only bring me on your fucking shows because you need that. Hold on. I love you. Wait a minute. Hold on. Let's think about this. I don't love you. You wear the wig and I'd bend you over the barrel thing and then
Speaker: Oh, my god. Oh, shit. If I wash my cock really good, would you suck it? No. You nerdy cocksucker. You. Oh, hey, hey, hey. Oh, oh, god. Watch out. Twitch might cancel another show now. Oh, well, what are they gonna do?
Speaker: Wait a minute. You've been talking about twitch a lot. What'd they do kick you off? Me? I was gonna say why would they cancel that because they literally allowing chicks to go topless on the show What? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Oh, yeah You can only play topless The female time have your boobies on hang out No, I can't say that. Hold on. I gotta start watching twitch again. Oh
Speaker: I was like, I don't even have Twitch, but now I want Twitch. And watch ASMR. That's all you guys will ever need in your life. Ask the mouth resuscitation. No, it's fucking literally women licking ear shaped fucking microphones. Oh, wow. Fucking Mark, you fucking piece of shit that one day he's like, I wonder what ASMR is and I'm like,
Speaker: I don't know. He's like, can you type it in the fucking Twitch bar? And I'm like, sure. Looked at it. And as soon as I seen it, I was like, oh, my fucking God. You know, all of our nonsense. That was the funniest thing ever. Was when Chris did ASMR. This is back when we were first starting. We were talking about ASMR. And at the time, I did not have a laptop. I was running off my phone, but my front camera didn't work.
Speaker: So I'm staring at the back of my phone, have no fucking clue what Chris is doing. And all of a sudden he does. He's like, wait one second. Wait, wait, wait. We're getting ready to do the outro and he goes, wait, wait, wait, wait. And then leans into his mic. I'm going to slow things down a little bit. I go fucking long. I got near fit for myself. I thought it was because you couldn't see me get up and walk away from my old apartment. My old apartment was like a hundred square feet. Wow.
Speaker: Literally walked to the kitchen and still talk like I was on the show, but because his camera was broken, he couldn't see that I walked away. Right. So I came back and he still couldn't see me bringing the mic right up to my mouth and start whispering while I was gone and talking. He was dead staring the camera. He was like.
Speaker: Because I didn't know if we froze or not. I literally at one point got up and looked at the fucking camera. Oh, like Jesus. It was the first. The first two episodes were so bad. Oh, they were horrible. But I got them. I got about. Thank you guys so much for allowing me to bring my shit talking on the show. You appreciate it. You guys. We were on there with you guys a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker: Yeah, you guys are welcome anytime, whether it be a Saturday night or a Wednesday night. All you guys do is drop me a line like like Mark did today. We're going to surprise you at all together and just try and get my fucking ass to come on. I'm sorry. It worked perfectly at all honesty because I start to show with no fucking post. We were out at dinner. The pyramids, the pyramid is so big that he had to go from the top. Yeah.
Speaker: Wait, was somebody talking? Sorry, I lost it. I think he disconnected. I have the power to bring back. I'm like, I can bring you back to life. Bring you back to life. It's genius. I wouldn't get Jeff sucking. All right, guys. Brian, are we playing tomorrow? I will try to click. You try to get on. You try to get me up. Try to get worked.
Speaker: I'm terrible at that game. So I'm terrible. I was on, uh, I was on Call of Duty until four o 'clock this morning. I don't have that much time. I can't do that. Well, well, technically. He started at three. Let's be honest. I did, I did the music show and I ended the music show and I was like, Oh no, I ain't got nothing else to do. So, uh, Nikki and I were watching TV.
Speaker: and she went to bed. It was like 11 o 'clock. I was like, I'll play Call of Duty for a little bit while they had the boys. So Call of Duty has a boys special event going on. The one that's going on right now, I just fucking completely wiped it out and got all the rewards last night.
Speaker: I mean, the rewards are all right. The new gun is cool. I like it. But I like the calling card that says make make soups great again or whatever the hell it is. Yeah. OK. And I've got I've got a bunch of the I got in the last two events. I got everything but the last one. So I didn't get the gun skins, but I got all the other shit. But this woman, I just blew through it real fast and in a hurry. Brian just yeeted himself out of here. Why? Don't say bye. No, just fucking go.
Speaker: Yeah, Chris, did you see the tick tock I sent you last night or this morning? It was like if the boys was made in the 80s. Oh, yeah. I still have yet to watch that show. I got it. But, yeah, it's like much like even, you know, you guys you guys have an open invite. Leggy has has has the open invite as well. You know, it doesn't have to be Saturday night if you guys want to pop in on a Wednesday night or Friday or Monday night.
Speaker: Even if I'm doing the music show, I'm hesitant to bring guests up on the music show because I try to keep it at an hour and a half. However, I will say Jeff's come up a couple times and it's been good. He stays focused for the most part. The one that I did, the first country one I did, Benji popped in and I'm not even mad at it. It actually turned out to be a really great show. We went like three and a half hours.
Speaker: But we had a really great time and we had a lot of really good conversation and stuff like that. And I just put it up as a podcast, not necessarily the music show. I just put it up as one of the different variation of nonsensical nonsense because it was so long. But. The next one you just did was pretty good. Yeah, it's always cool when people are are listening to the music show and want to want to pop in with me because they're liking the music. Last night was
Speaker: last night's was was fun. I just I was just kind of I was not really feeling it. Yeah, I was just half ass last night but um no, like I said, the 90s country episodes that I jumped in, I didn't want to take away from the show but I was upstairs singing the first three songs and I got yelled at. Go get on the **** show **** because you're just going to sit here and watch it and sing along.
Speaker: Greg picks good fucking music. I'll be honest. It's annoying. It's annoying, but true. Yes. Yeah, it is. It pisses me off. He's like the fucking rain man of fucking that show. Steven, you know, Steven, God damn you. You're an asshole, dude. You're an asshole. You know, you've got to give him a big fucking head, you fucking prick.
Speaker: This motherfucker even before I came on the show I used to watch the shows before I even appeared on this goddamn thing. He had a big head back then Yeah, unfortunately, it's the only thing big on it Eagle couldn't fucking allow himself to be a part of there are days. I'm surprised he can fit in camera. Let's be honest
Speaker: No, no, everyone. I'm kidding. Mark had already planned on doing the talking shit show and. I have. I already had plans on leaving. So when I was when I. You guys were doing a show prior together. Yes. Well, but my. Well, it was. I was just. We did, too. We did The Poor Boys, which was one that Mark had started and couldn't find the co -host.
Speaker: I think you were trying to get Brian on that one back then, too. No, not that one. I didn't even think of it. Oh, hell yeah. Go Blue. Yeah, too bad Harbaugh already left. I'm OK. Harbaugh wasn't the coach last year. I'm very surprised he went to LA. I was going to say, Harbaugh, I wasn't. What, missed six games last year?
Speaker: uh actually he missed uh seven games i believe it is but i was so happy for michigan winning especially what they did to fucking alabama was was happy shara more was the coach ron more is the coach he wasn't just the coach he is the motherfucking coach love it man so you guys had you guys you guys did a couple different shows before
Speaker: Yeah, we started off with poor boys and we only did one episode of that one. We tried to figure out who we were. Yeah. And then Steven, Steven had started, uh, Steven Jarvis and friends. Um, and then I was like, okay, you know, if you need help, I'll, I'll, I'll help you out. Well, we did that for a little while. And then I decided I was going to go once I figured out Brian was going to help me. Yeah. And.
Speaker: They Mark did offer for me to kind of like, join a little bit in on talking shit. And I was like, dude, I have too much shit going on. But I gave them my blessing. And I'm like, you know what? How about you guys to talk about your show?
Speaker: Wait, wait, hold on. Do you think we're just going to breeze right by there? We're just going to breeze like, but what are you the thought of? Yeah, I was going to say, I was happy for Mark. Okay. Okay. By me saying I gave my blessing, Mark clearly was like, okay, dude, I don't want you to feel like I'm just leaving.
Speaker: And I'm like, no, you got to do what you got to do. And I understand it. But I told them, I'm like, you'll be your first guest appearance of the talking shit show will be on my podcast. We had already talked about that. And I was like, yeah, let's do it. How do I wield that kind of power, Jeff?
Speaker: I know, right? Jesus Christ. I'm going to stick up for Steven for once. He didn't say
Speaker: your first appearance is going to be on my show. It was he asked, would you guys like to come on our show to promote the show, the new show? Yeah, not like I'm a fucking. You know, and just say, Stephen, your first show will be on my show. Oh. You know, the fucked up thing is, is we Stephen, me, Brian and a guy named Kyle,
Speaker: all got fired from
Speaker: is because I'm comfortable. Our production value wasn't good. He didn't like that we kept doing live shows. Yeah, he didn't like that they did live and maybe he didn't like that I fucking... I love the live aspect of shows. I love when shows are live because at the end of the day, like our show, for instance, you have no idea what the hell is going to happen on this show.
Speaker: Yeah, Chris's loading moment on Wednesday. Jesus Christ. I'm still laughing about it. Pretentious prick last week. You want the belt? Come and get it. Come and get some sunshine. Well, you're coming after that belt after I take it off him. So I mean, if you want to, by all means,
Speaker: Yeah, I got a belt you can take off. It's a serious. Yeah. Very well practiced at that. Yeah. We, we literally at the same day, Mark had said, you watch, you're going to get fired. We're going to get fired. And Kyle's going to get fired. And within an hour, but here's the thing.
Speaker: We had to promote their other shows that weren't promoting us. But we had, Brian and I had already talked and Steven had already agreed that we were all going to be leaving the network anyways. We didn't need them. You guys were all going to go do your, go do your own thing anyways. You don't need a network for this shit. And unless you want to, you know, take a backseat to other things.
Speaker: Yeah. Nobody wants to see that. Nobody wants to see that small thing. My camera doesn't zoom that much, buddy. I'm sorry. You can Snapchat me later. We'll have a private conversation.
Speaker: Literally put your willies away boys. Jesus Christ. Yeah. No. Hey, like we're, we're, we're on a, we're on a, on a radio, on an internet radio network. And it's a huge honor. I love being there. I, we have no business being there at Mike. No, we don't. Uh, Mike, Mike Peter, who owns a great guy. I, you know, I've known him for a few years now. Super nice guy. Like legit dude was wanting to put our son there for a while.
Speaker: just didn't have room and then they had an opening and they threw us on there. But he's never, we just, we do what we want. We, we say what we want. We don't have any restrictions that he just takes the audio from our show and puts it on there. So, you know, and he might, he just randomly grabbed, I don't even know what shows he puts on there. He just randomly. I don't either. I don't either. All I know is like,
Speaker: I'm sure at the, at the, the cutoff market, we, it just cuts off halfway. Cause we haven't done a three hour show in, I don't know, a year and a lot, but you know, they might break it up and we're on that IRN with some heavy hitters or skies.
Speaker: Stern, there's guys that are on XM radio or still are there's a podcast networks. There's like park cast. They're on there. There's some other ones that are on there. They're fucking heavy hitters. And we're one of the top shows on there, which is crazy to me, you know, but yeah, it's weird. You know, the, the, the, the underdogs as we are on that, on that network.
Speaker: We're getting the best ratings. You know, we thought people were going to tune out during our show because we're fucking nobodies. I mean, yeah, we're funny ish. We got a three hour block on Wednesdays. Yeah. And. But we're not getting paid or anything like that. I mean, if Mike came to me tomorrow and was like, hey, I'm going to drop you guys, you know, for another show, I'd be like, OK, cool. Thanks for the opportunity at the end of the day. We're still paying, which was which is what sounds like you guys have done. Oh, we didn't even do that. It was just.
Speaker: Yeah dude.
Speaker: So I'm just going to address Brian real quick. I feel like it's the same way with Jeff and I. He's the people juice of the show. You know, what difference is where actually, you know, art may not be necessarily the the the quote unquote voice or the mouse mouthpiece of the show. Like Brian is you handle all the behind the scenes stuff. You had all right. We're literally all Jeff does.
Speaker: Let's turn this fucking camera on. I look pretty too. Brian tells me this is this is this is our whole thing. Brian tells me who to who he wants on the show. I go after him. If I can get him, I get him. If not, you know, Brian, he's got a job. So, you know, I'm on disability. So I can't, you know, work. So I do all the legwork, most of the time.
Speaker: Brian doesn't, it could not do a show. Uh, even if I showed him, I'd have to show him a few times how to do it. Sorry, Brian, but you know, it's the truth. Hold on a second, lady. Oh, shit.
Speaker: Hold on a second. He's made one video in the last three years. And I specifically told him, if you're going to make the video, send it to me so I can put it on our podcast platform. What does he do? He puts it on his personal platform, bucks up the algorithm for our goddamn show. I mean, Jeff does do make like a lot of funny shit.
Speaker: and the quick pictures and the memes and stuff like that on the show, on the fly. I'll give him credit for that. I think that's what she's talking about. I don't think she's talking about the video I made. Yeah. So, I mean, as far as we actually have a guy, you know, and shout out to Cam. Cam has done a lot of shit behind the scenes for us. He's not very good on camera, but he does like to come on every once in a while, but he's getting better. Glick doesn't give credit to fucking anyone like you. What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker: I'd like to have her on our podcast. All the actual work and the behind the scenes shit that Chris does, I did one and I was like, fuck this. He did one episode for me and I had to I had to hold his hand the entire time. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm just saying I was typing involved. I screw up the intro. Whenever we, when we talk, I can't do an intro to save my life. That's why Brian talks at first, because it was, it's better. He's the talker out of us. And, you know, I stomach through it. So you want to, you want to see Jeff fuck something up?
Speaker: Hey, Jeff, why don't you shout out one of our sponsors real quick? We're not going to play any music, but let's, uh, let's, let's take a real quick pause for one of our sponsors. Come on, buddy. Do it. You can do it.
Speaker: Oh, thank you! And that's why this podcast keeps getting better with age. Jeff did make that video. However, he did shout out W energy for those of you who are not watching the replay or not watching live.
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Speaker: Anyways, I got a question for you. Back to the dick and fart jokes, folks. Someone wants to do a podcast and wanted a good. Why are you trying to add more? Why are you trying to add more sponsors? Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Let's hear Steven out for a second. No, he's trying to do a Zencaster thing, but you know, thank you. See, this is why I know it's involved, but you're still a team.
Speaker: No, I couldn't do the show without Jeff in all honesty. You know, it's like Mark and Brian. They couldn't do the show without each other because they complete each other. And then there's Steven. He's like my Renee Zelliger. You are like my other gay guy in that other movie about the gay cowboys. Hey, I'll be Heath Ledger. You can be Jake Gyllenhaal because I still want to punch Jake Gyllenhaal in the face. Yeah, but it wasn't Heath Ledger at the bottom.
Speaker: It was never. We did a really fucking matter. I never watched the movie out of our relationship. It's a weird movie. It's a weird movie, but I've heard it. The best part of the movie was Anne Hathaway just. Well, I mean, it's nothing unusual for Lady to be taking Jeff and I to bed, but now she's taking two other strange men to bed with her. Yeah, look at that. Oh, I'd like to get
Speaker: a lady on our show. That would be. Yeah, you would. What the hell is this? Hello? I don't even answer my my phone. I'm like, yeah, fuck you. I'm like, yeah, fuck that. Whoever calls me, you know, sorry about their luck. No, you know what? That's the weird thing is like Wednesdays. You know, I literally go straight from work to the show.
Speaker: every day except for Saturday which is why I don't do Mondays because I work until almost 10 o 'clock on Monday and because I have to deal with the west coast as well and because I go I could talk to New York one minute Hawaii the next and then right into Texas right into Alaska you know it's I'm all over the place but my phone will mid -show ring and I'm just like fuck you go to voicemail
Speaker: I think the beauty of the way Chris and I do stuff is yeah,
Speaker: that I could probably learn how to do the uploading and all that stuff because I did learn it that day, but I don't fucking want to. And he knows I won't. Yeah. So it's it's it's as like you said, play to our strengths. I'm I may not be the funniest fucker on the planet, but I always got something to talk about. I watch the news every day and it may not be breaking news. But like yesterday, Benji and I spoke on the phone. We were talking about Tesla's coming out with a new car.
Speaker: it's only going to cost 25 grand. And I'm like, well, maybe I should buy some Tesla stock because fuck. There. All right. Is he done? They know how to sell them cheap, you know? Well, yeah, considering, considering the, the, the one everybody wants is like, is like a hundred grand. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want no. And you son of a bitch. I don't either.
Speaker: You were on the phone. Nobody wants to hear that. Your mom was. Yeah, sorry to my girlfriend, your mom. Jeff is still your age. Jeff will forever be Andrew. And I will be George Michaels. I don't know how I feel about being George Michaels, but I don't either. I mean, hey, could be worse. I could be one of the greatest bands.
Speaker: How much trouble do you think we're going to get into if we played Wham on this show? Well, let's just record our own. If we play Wham, Andrew Ridgley's not doing anything. He might be like, hey. He might be like, hey, what's this nonsensical nonsense? I need to be on the show. What's it like to be in George Michael's shadow even 10 years after he's dead?
Speaker: It's still it's still getting a good road team check. I have a question for you Chris. Were you as pissed as I on the first? On the first? On the first of this month. Oh yeah, all weathers died. All weathers died. I was pissed that we didn't pick him.
Speaker: He was still in pretty good shape even though
Speaker: Yeah. You know, he's playing on Happy Gilmore and everything else. And when I saw it in my first mistake, when I saw my first mistake, I saw it on Instagram and I was like, bring up the list. He's got it. He literally just did the DraftKings commercials for this year with Gronk. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Because last year Gronk did the the the Kickup Test and and Gronk was a tight end in the NFL.
Speaker: He was basically Tom Brady's right -hand man. Tom's career and Gronk's career and whatnot. So, you know, last year he was kicking a field goal for something. I can't remember what it was. Was it DraftKings? No, FanDuel. FanDuel, yeah.
Speaker: and he missed. So they're making this like the one commercial it shows him walking through the desert and he's got like long scraggly hair, he's got a big old beard, he's still in the same uniform that he was in last year and he's walking through the desert you know contemplating about kicking and
Speaker: And he's like, I won't miss this year. And then Chubb's Carl Weathers pulls up and he's like, get in, dummy. So he was just recently in those commercials and those commercials have been great, man. I hope, you know, there's a part of it. It's like, I kind of want to see Gronk make it, but there's a part of me that wants to see him miss it because then there's one with John Cena where Gronk comes like Kool -Aid man style through the wall. And he's like, I'm kicking again. And John Cena was like, I. How do you know John Cena was on it?
Speaker: Well, I have some abilities. You know, being the champ like I am, I can actually see John Cena. Did you watch Vacation Friends 2 yet? I have not got to watch that one yet. The second is not as great. The second Vacation Friends.
Speaker: No, I haven't seen it yet, but I heard it's not. It's not. It's not as good, but it's still got some good, good funny spots. Have you seen the pictures from the new John Cena movie? Him dressed like. Oh my God. I want to see it. I want to see that movie so bad. He looks funny as fuck. You know, halter top.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, my God. Well, the photos were leaked like months before anybody knew about the video. Everybody's like, is John Cena transitioning? Seeing John Cena as a merman in a Barbie movie. Barbie? I fucking lost it, dude. Let's see that one, too. Because we were actually we actually played the the video of what's his name? Singing Push.
Speaker: on the show because I said it's the best part of the whole fucking movie. Chris pulled it up and we watched it. And when all the kids are singing, we laugh because it's the best part of the movie.
Speaker: The movie poster, without the title, but the movie poster is leaked and it shows the cast and it shows John Cena dressed in that outfit. And the tagline is, everybody has friends, but nobody expects to have a friend like this. And then it's like, dot, dot, dot. And then right beside - Well, you know the concept of the movie, right? Be is that friend.
Speaker: Okay, the concept of movie is that that it's like if you and I lived close by and we lied to our wives Every couple months saying we're gonna go, you know our friend who they made up a name and eat carrots He's sick. We're gonna go see him, but we go to Vegas instead or we go to fucking Super Bowl or whatever But we're going to go see our friends and the sick. Well, their wives called him out says we want to meet this guy So they hired
Speaker: the, an actor played by John Cena to come in and be that friend. Now, I know, I know Jeff, you're not a big wrestling fan, but I know Steven is and I know Mark, you're a wrestling fan. How wild is it to see, you know, you watched John Cena through, through, through the years and he went through the many phases of John Cena, you know, the thug life and the, and all that word life or all that. And then the, the John's everything like that.
Speaker: how crazy is it seeing him in these roles that he's doing now? I mean, even like the small. I love him. I love him. I love him. He's smart. He's smart about it that he wants to do other roles other than the rock who now is stealing from Cody Rhodes for WrestleMania. Well, that one was that one was going to happen any which way. It's so funny. But when you're when you're.
Speaker: When you become famous like John Cena did, and you move into acting, if you don't take those roles where you get to make fun of yourself, you're a pretentious prick. Let's be honest. I mean, look at the Rock. Chris has said multiple times, he wants a bunch of it in the face, because he's a pretentious prick. If you've seen one Rock movie, Chris, have you seen them all? I don't think the Rock. It's the same fucking movie. It's the same movie. Every time I say, Chris, did you see the new Rock movie? He's like, yeah, I saw them all, because I saw one.
Speaker: Yeah, it's just the character in every movie. Yeah. And that gets old. Where? He has no range. The only role that central intelligence movie. I lost it. I laughed. I asked. That's a good one. Yeah. Yeah. That's my favorite one. I think that he was out of his range a little bit, but it turned out OK. Was Tooth Fairy. So you're not going to bring up the game plan. The game plan is the Tooth Fairy movie.
Speaker: No, no, no. The game plan is the fucking quarterback for some boss. Oh, yeah. It's along the same lines, though, because the dude was he was in. He was a hockey player. Hockey player. Yeah. Sorry. I forgot. But he came out of his so similar. He was he was more out of his element there than out of any of his other movies.
Speaker: Yeah, I will. I will agree with you there. And I actually like those movies mainly because when they came out, my daughters were young while my oldest daughter was young and they really liked them. So those were cute movies. But outside of that, you know, a fucking movie, the the the animal movie, the every other skyscraper movie, it was like every other that he's been in. That's one skyscraper is one I did not like at all.
Speaker: It's a ripoff of the original the original is called towering inferno excellent fucking movie. They completely fucking ruined it Really? Skyscraper was a remake a towering inferno. I never would again pretty much pretty much Yeah, I would never have guessed that Towering the building wasn't as big because well it was in 70s, but did you know I?
Speaker: that the towering inferno building, I don't know if it's a rumor, but yet they said they use that same building as Nakatomi for Die Hard. I don't think so. And I don't think, yeah. No, I don't think that's right. Someone like came out and said that it was the same building and I'm like, I don't believe that. No, I think that's somebody pulling your chain because the Nakatomi, the building that uses the Nakatomi building, it was built in the 80s. It was still under construction when they built it. Nobody was in the building yet.
Speaker: now if they would have made the diehard movie like the book that would have been a way different movie it would have been well i also heard something that they might remake it uh they are yeah yeah and that's a terrible idea i'm trying to think of who oh um what's his name um from the office is gonna be uh john mcclean uh john oh it's it's it's uh yeah it's the guy that played he was in he was in thorne
Speaker: yeah or whatever his name is yeah yeah yeah he was in Thor yeah i'm not sure on how well i'm going to like that because you know he's normally a clean cut well did you say did you say see him play jack ryan though
Speaker: No, not yet. The Jack Ryan series is actually really good. It's John Kaczynski or whatever his name is. He does good. He does that. He does that. You know, I think he takes more on the Alec Baldwin version as opposed to the Han Solo.
Speaker: I barely count Affleck. I love Affleck. Don't get me wrong. I love Affleck. But him as Jack Ryan, I didn't buy. Not once. No. But The Sum of All Fears was a good movie. But I also like, I did like Morgan Freeman playing Jim Greer. I thought that was amazing. Because Morgan Freeman could act his way anywhere. Have you guys ever seen the movie The Manhunter? No.
Speaker: It had William Peterson in it who goes out it was the first movie to introduce Hannibal Lecter before Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal. It's a Michael Mann movie. It's so good. I thought I was talking about a porno, sorry. Oh my fucking god, here we go with this fucking porn addiction here. Dude, I will one day have a porno on my show. You know the sad thing out of Bruce Close's whole collection?
Speaker: He's got an only pants so technically
Speaker: Well, the fuck is that joke? That's apartment. His camera's afraid we'll see what he looks like and break that down. That's what we should do on you guys' anniversary show. We should all pull together.
Speaker: So dark when he streams just say those ring lights are like 12 bucks, dude. I'm just spending my broken. I have three of them upstairs. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I'm so low budget. I'm sorry. No, you got fired out of fires. Turn the fucking kitchen light on. That's it. Take the knife even more and you know.
Speaker: But no, I feel so bad for Bruce Willis. How fast his health has declined. I don't. I don't. You're number one. No, he's he is gone. No, actually, I do feel bad for his. His daughter posted a video of him and her the other day. I can't remember which daughter. But she reached out to him.
Speaker: And and he like he's sitting at he's like sitting at a the kitchen table The poor guy has no idea where he is who he is or anything. He's sitting there. So so far gone And got the same shit that right hand out She literally has to like move her hand in front of his face before he even acknowledges or realizes it and he just real slowly doesn't even doesn't even
Speaker: He's so dead staring off into the distance and he just like slowly reaches over and finds her hand and just, he just sits it down on, he does it. There's no motion. He just literally sits it down and she closes his hand around her, her hand around his, and he does, there's nothing it's, it's, he, he's like a, he's a shell man. It's, I hate to see it. Watching Bruce Willis. He's like Michael J. Fox. Yeah. Well.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm watching Michael J Fox, you know, Michael J Fox documentary. No, I haven't yet. Oh, my God, it's genius. It's called it's called Still. And it's literally about it's mainly about making the the fact of future movies. And then, of course, it rolls into getting Parkinson's and stuff. And he first showed signs of Parkinson's during Back to Future to to. Oh, I forgot to tell you guys, speaking of Michael J Fox, I went to Comic Con down at the convention center. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: I got his autograph. Oh, that's just me. Oh, I like the old school belt. Yeah. You know what, Mark? I'm going to add that to my collection. Oh, I had to. Because I always wanted it as a kid.
Speaker: Hey Mark, I know I never thank you for this, but, uh, anyone that can see this, I know how much you love Michael J Fox. I have a Jason mask that my buddy, is that MWA? Yeah. Yeah. I got this one. But anyway, as I was saying, I never thanked Mark, at least I don't think I did, but, uh, back to me here is assigned Jason Voorhees mask. Do you remember, um, who was signed?
Speaker: The world heavyweight podcast and champion of the world
Speaker: podcast to come on here and say and prove that they're better than nonsensical nonsense. Even Joe Rogan himself and none have stepped up to the plate. Did you see he's dropping his exclusivity with Spotify now? They're trying to sensory man. Yeah. Oh, which basically no one voids that that contract he had with them with me. He gets to keep them on me. He gets to keep them on tell them to go piss up a rope. I love it.
Speaker: no mark that that's the uh rick flayer one isn't it that's the one that rick flayer used to always wear or was that 10 pounds of gold that's okay that's one that uh cody had that's the one that dusty had um all the other ones i have a belt i got it from jc penny cost me only 20 bucks i can't wait to add my newest
Speaker: My next belt I want to get is the old IC belt. And then I want to get two of the tag team belts. My next belt is going to be the Angel of Death belt. That's coming home to daddy. No, that's not going to happen, sir. That's coming home to daddy. If I have to, I will go to Hollywood with a
Speaker: like he was wild. I'm just saying, I mean, does anybody else have Michael J Fox's autograph? No, I didn't think so. OK, motherfucker, we all know is a scribble. You're going to tell me it's not a Michael J Fox autograph. I mean, it might be legit. We don't know. He's going to go to like the fucking pond stars in Vegas and be like, hey, guys, guess what I got for you? And they're going to pay him like a million dollars and find out it's a fake.
Speaker: and I'm going to punch something right in his stupid face. That's why he's in prison, isn't he? Actually, I want to actually... Well, pretty soon Vince McMahon will be after all the shit that's come out about him. He'll be in prison. That's what I'm fucking saying. Yeah, because the government's going after him now. Are you reading up on that shit? It is getting up. Brock is done. Yup. Even being a white said Brock who?
Speaker: Well, I mean, it's and it's a, well, TKO owns both companies. So they're going to be like, yeah, owns both companies. Who's the big head of the TKO now? His daughter's the GM of it. NXT. And now all of a sudden, no, no, no. Oh, hold up. Wait. The rock is a board. Okay. The rock. The rock is only a shareholder. Yeah. He's nothing else. He does. He doesn't get a say, but he started. He's got to pay for his football league somehow.
Speaker: Oh, that's true too. You know what? I'm, I'm, I'm anxious to see. I'm sure you can use some of that. The last two seasons. I really liked the Tampa Bay Bandits. They won't bring them back. Last year was at the beginning of the season was a little, was a little hard to watch, but it got better as the season progressed. I'm curious to see the, the merger. I mean, Tampa Bay had the Vipers and the bandits.
Speaker: Yeah, the bandage were disbanded because of the lawsuit. Oh, yeah. Well, what was, what was the writers, the XFL team or? Yes. So I mean, Tampa can still get eventually down the road. Yeah. But I mean, if you're not, if you're going to have a team in Tampa, part of the USFL and not name it the bandits.
Speaker: Unfortunately, lawsuits will change everything. No, are they going to have the roughnecks from Texas change there? Not roughnecks, but the oil rig one. The one that looks like the oilers. I don't know if that even became a franchise. They dropped a few of the franchises off when they merged together.
Speaker: It's just not too many of them. I think it was just a couple. Yeah, with the merger of the USFL and the in the XFL. I mean you have the potential for it. You know you don't necessarily have to bring it or the Vipers. It could be the Tampa Bay something else. I mean, you know they've already got and Tampa is a you know Tampa is a great market. It's a great sports city. I mean granted the Rays don't get the love that they deserve, but I mean,
Speaker: Yeah, either the regular phenomenal baseball team plus with the Buccaneers losing Baker Mayfield, possibly, you know, that Baker's not going anywhere. I don't know. He's already talked about it. I don't know. All you said is I can talk about going to the moon. That doesn't mean it's true. Baker said is he wanted to wait and see who the new offensive coordinator was going to be and they've locked down the cat from the Chargers. What's his name? Liam Leo.
Speaker: something like that. Something like that. Yeah. And that was and that was Baker's OC and when he was when he was with the Rams or whatever. Yeah. With the Rams. Uh you know, I, Baker hasn't said he's going anywhere yet and I don't think he's going to leave. If he's smart, I think he'll, I think he'll. He's going to get paid. He's going to get paid. Tampa's going to love him just like we did in Cleveland. I hate, I hated what he did. Yeah. Baker's still my guy. The fans at Cleveland loved him.
Speaker: No, no, no organization. But I mean, the fan base and everything like that. I mean, Tampa was in the playoffs and I was watching Tampa. I had my Baker Mayfield jersey on. Isn't it funny what's happening to Odell Beckham Jr., though? How he how he fucking bitched and moaned his way out of Cleveland, which was the best opportunity he would have ever had when Baker Mayfield was the quarterback there to get to a Super Bowl. Now he's pitching about Larry Lamar Jackson.
Speaker: Yeah, but he's also praising. I know, wait a minute. Although Beckham's dad is praising Baker Mayfield and said that his son should be playing with him again. Baker Mayfield is a good quarterback. It's just he was put on shit. Fucking teens. Without without him, that one, wait, wait, wait, wait, never have. Wait, wait.
Speaker: I say you're pissin' too darn loud, boy. It's late at night and you're pissin' right in the center of the bowl like you're fryin' chicken in there. You got a piss on the side, boy. Make it a stealth mission. You're causing a whole ruckus pissin' like that, boy. Man does not know how to mute a mic. I'm just sayin'. You know, you ever miss mics? Pussies. That who's mute mics.
Speaker: Jesus Christ. Fucking fire hose over here is of the Minnesota Vikings and the Miami Dolphins mute their bikes. Real man like members of the that's supposed to fucking hurt fans of the Lions. We don't mute our mics now, Connor. We we we got your message about in laws being in there and I apologize for you.
Speaker: I know my in -laws were here, but I was like, fuck it. I'm going on the show. All right, guys. I got to get out of here. But it was nice being on your show. Absolutely. We'll do it again. We'll talk about the mental health and try to figure that out.
Speaker: Yeah, let me know. I mean, you know, like, like I said, we do it on Monday. Um, so, you know, if that works for you guys, if you guys are available to, to, to pop in on Mondays and do that collab, or if we have to reschedule for another day, I won't do a Monday night show. We'll, we'll, we'll adjust it. We can all kind of jump in together and, and, and, and do that show together. I think it'll be a real fun show.
Speaker: Between all of us you know next week like I said next week you guys make sure you tune in Mark if you want to drop in the comments your guys's legs or whatever next next everything I Mean literally everything is talking shit. Nothing else spelled popular Regular talking it sh t t t t three T's three cheese
Speaker: Find them, give them, give them a follow, subscribe to them. All that fun stuff. Oh, okay. It's your actual parents. Let that, I feel sorry. Next week is going to be awesome. And again, like I said, congratulations to you guys and happy anniversary. And, um, you know, uh, I'm curious, you've piqued my, my, my, my curiosity, my entry. You were with the big news, the special announcement, the surprise guest or the surprise news or whatever.
Speaker: I'll be there either on the show with the guys hanging out or at least in the chat, you know, show love. You might, you might actually like, um, I'm hoping we can still get the one guest. Uh, it's just a hit and miss talking with the person. I'm not going to say if it's a male or female, but I will tell you this. It's 20, 24. You're not allowed to save as a male or female. Let's be honest. Yeah.
Speaker: I will tell you this, the person was in WCW. Nice. Ooh, if it's Medusa, I'm going to slap you. It's not Medusa, and I'm still trying for that one. I would have been extremely pissed if it's the same person I've been talking to for over a goddamn year. What, Hulk Hogan?
Speaker: No, first and foremost, fuck Hulk Hogan. Hey, send me a message and tell me who it is and I'll let you know if it's the same person. If it's the same person and I will do everything I can to come up live on that show and yell at that son of a bitch because we've been in talk for over a year now. Alright.
Speaker: I believe I've told you before on who we were getting but might not have I might not have when I got sick I might have forgot but I'll let you know but I'm just not telling anybody on on air who it is understood that that's smart you could put it in the private chat you know yeah
Speaker: I'll message you. Like I said, we gotta talk about different things. I appreciate you guys popping up here and I appreciate you guys being here. Hopefully you guys enjoy your experience on our dumpster. You gave me a lot to laugh about today. That's what we try to do. Connor, let's leave your back.
Speaker: Not your legs. Be a man. All right. Have a good night. Much love to you. Have a good night, buddy. Later. See you later, Matt. Connor. Hold on a second. What's going on? Connor's dad was banging him and he threw his back out. Is that what's happened? No, he said dad and I were trying to set up my workshop, putting together a workbench, and I fucking pinched the nerve trying to pick up a table, a fucking table.
Speaker: and it came out. That's what I said. Pick up your back. Not. Yeah. Yeah. You were bent over that table. Yeah, you were. I've been hurting for a couple of days. I'm stubborn. Hey, you know what? That's that's what happens. Hey, you know, you can lay in bed and still do the show. I'm just saying I was going to say, I mean, I've been, you know, I've done the show. I've been sick. I've thrown my back out. I've been in pain. I've done the show without a voice. I did an entire week with barely having a voice. I'm just saying, I mean,
Speaker: Let's be honest. We showed up on a show after proposing. Not one, but twice. Okay. I was not on the show that night. The most recent proposal. Yes. The only thing I came on the show was because Nicki and I were in the hot tub and she was like, yo, these guys are dying for a minute. Yeah, you're probably right.
Speaker: It's Tony and Jeff. This is the worst episode of NASA. They made it any worse was have Steven on there with you. No, I, you know, he's, he's talking about all this lake and what making me watch this video. I'm like, Jesus Christ, dude. We're going to talk about this one. Like you said, she, she fractured her Cox X. Yeah, she did.
Speaker: Yeah, you did. Well, do me a favor. Send in your starting five to Chris because we're going to do that here in a little bit. You should leave that light on. I was going to, I was going to get one of those blur signs for when they're looking for wanted people, you know, or blurred your face. Yeah, it is.
Speaker: That's what she said. Hold on. You didn't say that. You didn't say that. That's what Langie said.
Speaker: Everyone well my wife's gonna continue to do a show I'm gonna fucking find the nearest window to jump out of and What's going on? We like her We like her better you a Lot of people do a lot of people do my parents when they first when I first introduced her to my parents My parents hated every girl I dated
Speaker: And they're like, they're like, so Alyssa, uh, cause they were all, they were, they were all, you weren't, you weren't good enough for those girls. Not good enough for my wife. Like, you know, you can do better. They literally asked Alyssa. When I introduced her.
Speaker: No, like I introduced her to my buddy, Brian first, who's like a brother of me. And he's like, okay, listen, I need you to do one of two things. Blink once or blink twice if you're being held behind against your will. And then when she met my parents, my parents are like, okay, Steven, we love her.
Speaker: but if you two ever break up or get a divorce, we're keeping her and we're sending your ass to her, live with her family. It's really what they said in actuality. I, cause I, you know, I can break this down. I, I speak, I speak to her, what his parents told him. Hold on, explain the joke. Take the chains off of her neck and wrist and set her free. That's what they said. That's what we never see her on camera. Good God.
Speaker: Everyone the legend getting closer Hands are buying our bind by the reason she doesn't ever want to show up on camera is because when we so before I am I had Alyssa
Speaker: on the podcast with me. And one time a person in a comment said something very derivative towards her. And Alyssa said, I don't want to do it anymore. Well, that's not gonna happen on our show. And I told her, I said, Alyssa, it's so who fucking cares? You know, there's people literally telling me in my own comments that I should just give up and jump off a fucking bridge. I tell you that every morning.
Speaker: I know. I just don't have your number to do so. I mean, did you get the most recent email about you being a hanger on her for talking **** nonsensical nonsense?
Speaker: I don't know who sent it, but they told you to go play in traffic. It won't be the first time someone told me that. You know, we love you, Steven. We got a little bit of love for you, buddy. Everyone says, oh, hey, Steven, you're scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Speaker: you know, these motherfuckers every time they're like, hey, Steven, you know, we we asked a lot of other people to come on but since they said no, we decide to allow you to come on our show. I mean, I mean, we open the doors on Saturday night and it's either you or K mag. I'm just saying. Yeah, he's putting on a dummy later tonight. We're not winning the guest. We're not winning in the guest category. We we hit a home run
Speaker: Yeah. Mark **** texted me before the even show starting. He's like, hey, do you want to be on Nonsense called Nonsense with us and I'm like, well, I guess I'm going to work tonight. I mean, you're not doing your pocket. What? So, I know you said you were sick. Are you feeling better though? I mean, you're getting better. Yeah, it's just, it got that penicillin going. It, the thing was is that I'm still coughing like a lot.
Speaker: And it's like, time for us for weeks, like all my other projects. And then of course, I'm building where I'm building my wife's Twitch channel because she wants to get into gaming. And now Brian, he wants to get into gaming. So now he asked me to help him with his Twitch channel. So it's like, fuck doing my podcast right now.
Speaker: I mean, you you can you you can make I help people all the time, you know, definitely. And then and then Dalton, he's like, hey, you know, I want to do this eSports thing again. Would you like to be a commentator? I'm trying to get out here for I don't know how long that goofy bastard dude, I'm fucking trying. Like I keep telling them like, dude, you need to go on there.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, they've had K mag on here. They've had me on here. You're you've already scraped the bottom of the **** barrel. Yeah. We're we're we're shy. We'll get Cheyenne on here. We're Cheyenne at. We're shy would be shy would be a really good. I'm going to I'm going to give you a bunch of **** because now all of a sudden she's big time. She's got the Edinburgh friends. She's too big for us. Oh, everyone is. She's in the chat box. She still throws us a bone in the chat box. You know, there's there's
Speaker: that used to come on my show as guests will not. And yet they have to get because they were on your show. Your backup was one of my number ones. I got your list. Yeah. But your backup was my number one. I have 15 backups by the way, just in case. The kids and I sat around, the kids and I sat around.
Speaker: And, you know, the wife was up there as well. And I was like, Oh shit, I got to come up with this list. And I said, I have to pick the first one that we pick. You know, we all said our first one, which I'm assuming can't change. I said, well, we said Wednesday night, that was our number one pick. Yeah, it's our number one pick. So it's not changing. And then I was like, well, I can't pick that one. Chris is going to pick it. Jeff, Mike, I'm just saying, but no, like, uh,
Speaker: back down to your studio. So nobody can see you. We're gonna have their own podcast soon. Who is? Don't even try. They're actually going to do their own podcast soon. And it's just it's cool. You know how many people that are now coming into podcasting. And it's good for podcasting. Oh my god.
Speaker: Not to interrupt you, Stephen. Sorry. No, our lurkers would have a fucking field day of like, he came on here from her bed. From her bed. Yeah. Where's rumors at? Where's our, where's our good friend? Where's, where's our good friend? That beautiful rumors. Where's she at? There she is. There she is.
Speaker: Rumor! You know what? When I'm over by Leggy, I'm going to go there, make sure I'm there on a Wednesday night so I can, I'm going to sit on her bed and do the show from her bed. I'm going to beg her and give her money. Let me do the show from your bed. She's like, I have a studio. No, I got to do it from your bed because the rumors mill will just explode. Well, you know, the people that are boycotting us. Yeah. Jeff and Leggy.
Speaker: Jeff and leggy show but it'll be considered like the old yoko ono and John Lennon tapes from the bedroom In order us we would in order for us to see leggy we wouldn't even be able to see Jeff
Speaker: She's going to sit on the floor and I'm going to stand so it'll be the same height. I have to go downtown Edinburgh or something like that. You'll have to find parity like some steps or something to stay. What you guys don't know is Jeff is actually... And Leggy's on the ground floor. I'm actually coming to the conclusion quite a few of those people are obsessed with, I think they're obsessed with all of us to be honest.
Speaker: Except for me, they, they, they don't give a shit who I am, you know, the only reason they don't like you is because you hang out with us. But outside of that, they're like, why do we, who is it? See, though, Jeff, that's always been my fucking thing. I'm always guilty by association. I'm never guilty by myself. I'm like, oh, you, you, you,
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Oh, I mean, I don't know. Okay. I'm just saying that's not guilty by association. That's good. You might get it. We all know OJ Simpson did it. Spoilers spoilers for everyone because he's still looking for that guy that did it but he's walking around LA like the motherfucker wrote a book about what he would have done if he
Speaker: Yeah. If you're not fucking guilty, you'll never. I'm sure his lawyers are like, dude, what the fuck are you doing? He's like, what? What? I need a book. I need to make money on that bitch somehow. Lord, I apologize. We got the worst. We got it. What? Fucking Connor.
Speaker: Oh my god. I'm waiting on legacy confirm or deny. Anyway, anyway. Moving on.
Speaker: Chris is loading. Chris is like, oh my god, we thought Jarvis was going to be the reason why people were going to hate us, and now Connor's the reason. Wow. Wow. I think the show is officially X -rated. You think the show is now officially X -rated? You know?
Speaker: It was a long road for Leggy and I to become friends. Everybody thought it was going to be me that was going to say something sexual to Leggy, and it turns out it was Connor. I'm just saying, that's a win in my book.
Speaker: I'm going to put that in the wind column for Jeff. I didn't take the W. Now, it's like, I'm like, this is this way. Like, you know, put a lot of effort into being friends. I'm just saying, you know, I wrote it once. Monday, I'm going to get a message. Fuck you, Blake. I understand anymore. I get it. I get it. I get it. My bad.
Speaker: Oh, my **** god. Oh, I'm glad it wasn't me. I'm just saying I'm taking the W. I'm taking the W. But she has a hero coming. That's probably for the best one here. Like he's but are you going to
Speaker: We're doing a starting five. We're bringing it back one night only. For what? For football, for wrestling, for what? It's going to be shows that if you had amnesia and you got to watch eight, one, you're going to pick five, but watch a show for the first time. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Church and shit up, man. I'm down. All it is is if you can watch a show all over again.
Speaker: Yeah, which is what I put in the in the title of it. Jesus Christ, this motherfucker. Did you really just message me on Snapchat telling me at a restaurant finishing up and then you'll be ready? No, I I actually sent it from the restaurant, but my phone just connected to the Internet. I didn't have credit. So it just sent probably. But, yeah, whenever you guys do it, yeah, you don't.
Speaker: Yeah, we're going to do it here a little bit. So are we going to incorporate him on the fan voting or. Well, that was, I was going to be, I'm going to give that, make that your call. Uh, one step at a time, I have to build my way off it. It's like a five, it's like a 200 step program. So hold on a second. Cause, cause I was loading and I was buffering and I'm just now catching up with Connor. Like he walks into the room. Whoa.
Speaker: She's like, I got nothing. Are you listening to the show? Why don't you come over here and talk? Only 200 steps. I'm high. I don't know. Hello. Not an excuse, but I'm all over the place. I'm slurring my words and everything. Those drums will hit you every time, buddy. Well, Alyssa, in all fairness, mine is 200 steps.
Speaker: drunk off his ass and start saying he loves everyone. It's about like a five -step program. He's at four and a half right now. He's going to be at five before he ends. Can I take the time to explain that? No, no. I want to fuck off. God damn you. One joke. One joke. Oh, don't worry. I had to explain a joke to Chris the other day because they went right over his head.
Speaker: Steven, that last comment that's up on the screen, that's for you. That's 100 % you. It's a fucking microphone. Sure it is. I mean, everyone that's going to be working at the radio station, I'll be working at.
Speaker: that's why I looked at the chat. She's like, hurry the hell up, man. Stop holding my dildo like it's a microphone. I need something around here to satisfy me. Oh, please. We all know. We all know what this is going to be. We all know what Connor thinks. Max! Max! Jeff! Jeff!
Speaker: Jeff, if you can get a picture of Connor coming out and just put nipples on there, that would be amazing. I might have been your Connor. You're a lovely drunk. No, actually, I don't have to be drunk to tell people dual function, dildo, microphone slash a pleasure. You know, I know the only thing is that don't have batteries.
Speaker: I don't have to be drunk to tell people I love them. I love certain people and it is what it is. Jeff and I tell each other, we love each other all the time. Connor tell each other and I, we love each other all the time. Busted rubber, you know, we, we talk and you know, we love each other and you know, I do, I got love for everybody, man. I don't have to be drunk to say it. I get a little bit more soft when I'm drunk though.
Speaker: I get heart but nobody can tell because it's so small. I'm just saying. Bro, are your little turtle heads poking out of its shell, little buddy? Yeah, well, macro penis. But no, like, there's like another podcast I want to do one day, but it would be mostly for like esports and shit. And I think that's another project that Dalton wants to do, but yet I'll probably be the one doing the talking. You know what? You can tell Dalton that I said, fuck you, buddy.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, you can do that yourself. I bet you won't tell him. Tell him I said it right now. Say said Glick said, fuck you, buddy. Cuz you don't come out here. Oh, fuck you, buddy. Cuz it's an open door Saturday night and you're too chicken shit to come on. How you gonna do your own podcast? What are you two chicken shit to come on? Nonsensical nonsense. Hold on. Hold on. I'll call you when it comes to podcasts, you sons of bitches. If you wanna have a podcast, you gotta make sure you come on here first. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: I mean, in all reality, let's be honest. The only reason that Glick ever became really famous for a discord is because, you know, nuisance esports. But, you know, we won't go there. We won't go there. I don't even use discord. Bring your ass. Bring your ass. All right. I'll talk to everybody.
Speaker: I wonder if Glick's nipples get hard when he turned on. I wonder if Glick's nipples get hard when he's turned on. I wonder if Glick's nipples get hard when he's turned on. I wonder if Glick's nipples get hard when he's turned on. I wonder if Glick's nipples get hard when he's turned on. I wonder if Glick's nipples get hard when he's turned on. I wonder if Glick's nipples get hard when he's turned on. I wonder if Glick's nipples get hard when he's turned on. I wonder if Glick's nipples get hard when he's turned on. I wonder if Glick's nipples get hard when he's turned on. I wonder if Glick's nipples get hard when he's turned on. I wonder if Glick's nipples get hard when he's turned on. I wonder if Glick's nipples get hard when he's turned on. I wonder if Glick's nipples get hard when he's turned on. I wonder if Glick's nipples get hard when he's turned on.
Speaker: Oh my god. He actually got off his cell phone long enough to **** while I was doing Glitch House music. Yes. Jeffrey, do me a favor and drop the links and we'll see who the **** is. Yeah. You can't do a podcast with Cheyenne if you don't have my blessing. I mean, in all reality, his back has been hurting him a lot. So,
Speaker: I mean, that's why Dalton hasn't been streaming lately because his back has been fucking trying. I'm the champ and nobody else is. None of y 'all bitches is the champ. Wait, how many years have you been doing this podcast for? The heavyweight podcasting champion of the world. God damn. It actually made my fucking earbuds. Click said so.
Speaker: Okay, there's stone cold. He said I just whipped your podcast's ass. Hashtag that Jeffrey. I'm still working on the other one. God damn it. It's gonna be a four way fucking dance for people trying to take his title away from him. Does Jeff have smaller nipples because he is short? Or is height a factor?
Speaker: because you know what uh leggy uh deflect away from his obsession yeah yeah now he's mentioning jeff's uh i see what he did with the same school of tony d i think he's a top tier graduate of deflection yeah top tier i'm in recovery mood i'll be on your podcast as soon as i'm healthy enough to stream i'll be able
Speaker: Yeah. Well, you know what? You better get in line because the line is getting pretty long and here I am still holding the title. Yeah. Yeah. I'm your goddamn tribal chief. Acknowledge me. Oh my god. No, I really want to take that title now after you said acknowledge me. You know what, Alyssa? Stop worrying about me feeling myself. I feel myself a lot. Alright.
Speaker: His woman won't. I mean, she will. She does. She did. My presence will shut down the server. I got to give Connor a star for that one. My presence will shut down the server. Highly unlikely, Dalton. Oh my God.
Speaker: you. You you bring you bring shame on the name Dalton and if you don't get that reference and you're way too young. Yeah. There's only one Dalton. Am I right or am I right? That's right. Roadhouse. Be nice. Be nice. Be nice. Okay. Be nice. Put some put some respect on that name Dalton. Yeah. What are what are what do they call my mom a whore? Is she?
Speaker: What if they call? What if somebody calls me a cocksucker? Are you? Are you? He says. You tell the difference. There's no way in hell, Dalton, that you were named after Dalton from fucking Roadhouse. You know, I'm calling bullshit on that. Yeah, well, you bring. There's no way.
Speaker: Okay. I'll be over there tomorrow night for dinner and dessert. I'll ask her. Okay. When you feel better, you you are coming on this podcast and we need facts. We need why. Remember, I have it. It's like ****
Speaker: He's like, I don't get invited to dinner at my mom's house. How the hell does it get invited? Let alone dessert. This is bullshit. No, in all honesty, man, you know, I didn't know you were having some health issues and do some stuff. Take it back. Yeah. Join the join the club college back as whack to.
Speaker: Uh, that rhymed and I didn't even mean to do it. Oh, Paul didn't know it. Oh, would you look at the time I'm about to rhyme? No, look at you. Alyssa, could you fucking, like you said, I'm getting fucking it in my ear and then I'm hearing from her phone the stream.
Speaker: No matter. Hey, you know what? I, I, I show, I show no discriminations. Are you talking about penises? The whole world is getting gay. Yeah. Allie, we love penises here. What's wrong with that? I penis. We like penises. Allie Allude.
Speaker: God, now we know we have a homophobe in there. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Jeff, what are you doing, dude? I didn't even know plastic rubber was here. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I'm working. I didn't even see you pop out. My bad, dude. The almighty has arrived, fellas. How are we? Coffee. I want to jump in. I'm here for the comments, yo.
Speaker: I was like, man, you're a sister. Roll tide. Yeah. Yeehaw. No, the only sister I'll bang is. Go ahead. Go ahead. I dare you to say it. Say it, Hoss. I dare you. Say my sister. Say it. Say it. Boy, I will **** your sister right now. I dare you. I dare you. I did like twice, bro.
Speaker: Yeah. Mr. It's a dude now. Walked in. The Almighty's coming. Literally and figuratively. Damn that that silence got awkward. It's okay Allie if you're homophobe, you know, everyone knows it. It's okay to accept it. Don't judge a book by its giant dick. Speaking of penises.
Speaker: I don't like penis either. in my head. Hey, bro. Get the tweezers. He's going to hold a little bit. Shut the goddamn door too. We don't want to hear that **** Shut the door.
Speaker: I said I say you're pissing too darn loud, boy. It's late at night and you're pissing right in the center of the bowl like you're frying chicken in there. You got a piss on the side, boy. Make it a stealth mission. You're causing a whole ruckus pissing like that, boy. Yeah, look, see, Chris, I have a present for you if you'll hurry up.
Speaker: Oh, it's a good one. He's like a cigarette too. I always like a cigarette. You know what? They say cigarettes kill but these cigarettes save lives. It keeps me from killing **** people. Bros over here making love to some pizza over here, bro. You need to put that shit on some OnlyFans. Hello. I mean, I need to watch you like sexually molest pizza, bro. I I'd pay for it. Hey, Chris. Chris, watch this.
Speaker: you. Alright. Uh Connor wants to know what it looks like. Pancakes. Belgian pancakes. Like he ate a banana. Mr. Pillsbury. They're they're. You know what? I I I actually seen that video. She was not eating a. Nice. She was like he about to suck dick to see nipples.
Speaker: She was not actually eating a banana in that video. She's holding it. I'm saving that picture. No, brother. The world's not ready for lots of rubber nipples, OK? They look like pepperoni is on a pizza. Salami. Same difference.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: It is an open door Saturday night. Everybody and anybody is welcome to join us. All we ask is that that door's a closet. Just keep your peckers in your pants, please. Yeah, it'll be late. Ali, why are you feeling some sort of ways? Cigarettes kill only if you smoke two cigarettes a day. If you smoke more, you're okay. That's not what happened. Yeah, I smoke about like three packs a day.
Speaker: Our show has always been famous, Ollie. We were famous. Yeah, you just never knew their show was famous. You want to see me get kicked off a TikTok? Oh, yeah, I don't think about 30 seconds. Did you get it for real? What did you do? Nothing. Yeah. Shut up. No, you just got kicked off Twitch. Oh, was it that the other night? Last night? Oh, no, I didn't. So I didn't get kicked off last night. I got warnings.
Speaker: Actually, speaking of warnings, that clip I made when I put it on TikTok, it got, it did go into the algorithm because your beer was showing. No. Yeah. No. I have the warning on my TikTok. Oh yeah, I didn't get that warning. No, you killed the algorithm for the show TikTok page because if someone else posts a video that is similar to the one that you post without a stitch or a duet or anything like that,
Speaker: it shits the algorithm. That's why I said the video and send it to you. What the **** are you talking about? Why I have to post it? I don't know because you have access to all of our actually actually I went to sign in to our page so I can put it on our page and I got **** Glick talk or some **** like that. I got I got one of the other pages that you have. Oh my god. I think it's through my phone number.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Well, why are you putting your fucking phone number on social media? No, it's like the sign in to log in to or to create a nonsensical nonsense podcast, TikTok page, because when I tried to create the page with the email account, something got fucked up and happened to where it wouldn't allow me to change it and make it nonsense. So I had to create a whole new page. I think it's through my phone number, but Jeff has it nonetheless.
Speaker: Mike Zuckerberg wish I was with the Jeff. Oh, dusty spunk. So let me do this. God, some of the comments in here, especially from this alley person just went downhill pretty quick. I thought it was going downhill a long time ago. I walked in this motherfucker and went downhill.
Speaker: Yeah, we don't want to offend Ali. We don't want to offend Ali.
Speaker: It was time for banana. Well, I just want to keep the peckers in your pants. If you come on the show, you know what I mean? At the end of the day, like don't come on here and then we pull you up here and you got your fucking wiener out here. You're you're you're fucking beating it like it's good to content and it and it didn't pick enough cotton for the week and shit. I'm going to hell for that. No, that's why my camera's off, bro. That exact reason on the show, but
Speaker: I don't know if he can tell. and Zuckerberg wishes he was a good looking lady. Put your pecker away and turn down the book. No, dude. That's Zuckerberg's and uh Epstein's gay love child right there. That's what he was like. Good off Tiki Taki. Enjoy this **** train wreck of a show.
Speaker: Links in the bio if you guys wanna come hang out. Connor, I won't do what you tell me. And why are you yelling? Stop busting a cap lock in my fucking shirt. Why am I singing? I don't know. If you look, his eyes are actually closed too. It took like three minutes to find him. His eyes were closed.
Speaker: That's what took me so long to make it. I had to make sure his eyes were closed. Fuck you. I won't be with you. I will tell me. No, no, no. Yelling is fun. Get over it. That's how I release my stuff. Put the weed down. That's right, Connor. You show them who wears the pants in this relationship. You show them what's up. Congratulations, Connor. You made Alyssa's ears bleed. I hope you're happy now. Yeah. You're yelling.
Speaker: Speaking of making somebody's ears bleed. Yeah, my wife is talking. We should get one of those links for our bio. Put it down every Saturday.
Speaker: one of those one of those bio links we should get one of those we see one of those links for our bio you mean a bio link as all of our social media audience no he was saying put in the bio link where he clicked and says for a good time
Speaker: I think I could actually do that for our YouTube Twitch and Facebook page. I could put it for a good time because you can see it. I thought I had to explain it to you. I thought he was still. Ladies and gentlemen, Chris lives near an airport. It's just right over his head there. I thought he was like, we should go and look at his legs in our bio. Like, I'm finally... He was still hotter.
Speaker: still funny. Still funny. Jesus Christ, dude. I changed my mind. I don't think I like a listening man. I mean, she's not wrong. You're saying voices like fucking Whitney Houston. I'm just gonna let Connor and lady continue to talk dirty to each other in the chatters box. Lord.
Speaker: Yeah, his parents are there they might make something Already helped him set up the oh TikTok is not ready for our level of fuckery. They are not they are I don't think they ever were well You already caught a warning on that already
Speaker: no god no god no give it another 30 seconds good you'll see me get banned i'll take it off of the screen yeah yeah that's the funny thing chris has chris has these these haters that uh you know maybe no you can keep talking three
Speaker: It's here. It went. It went. Now, Chris has some haters in his TikTok that as soon as his face shows up, where it's just him, they report it. And they're like, they say, you know, he's scaring children and, you know, eating babies alive. And TikTok's like, oh, my God! So. No, at the end of the day, I mean, I'm a fucking, all of a sudden, they turn me into the goddamn
Speaker: uh, Marilyn or not Marilyn Manson, uh, Charlie Manson, a fucking TikTok. Yeah. I'm a bad TikTok. I'm not a fucking, not a fucking girl dressed in lingerie next to nothing, doing cocaine off of my dog's feet. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I've seen that video, by the way. I would never admit to watching that. Plus, you don't know what Charlie, Charles Manson did.
Speaker: Yeah, I didn't know he'd done anything. He didn't do a damn thing. He convinced other people to do it for him. Charles, man, that's not his fault. He still did not do it. He did not murder anybody. Yeah, but I'm pretty sure. Yeah, but he did show up to a parole hearing with a swastika on his forehead. I'm just saying.
Speaker: He he didn't show up to the Tate. He didn't show up to the Tate Murders, but he did show up to LeBlanc Murders. He was there. He he was at the LeBlanc. It was still conspiracy to commit murder. It was conspiracy. He ran a cult. Charles Manson had a cult. The only reason they kept him up until death is because they they couldn't shut him up and they couldn't stop him.
Speaker: Dude, have you seen that once upon a time in an American movie? Oh, Brad Pitt, the fuck around. First of all, once upon a time in Hollywood? Yeah. Hollywood? Yeah, whatever it was. I didn't see that scene. Well, what's crazy is like earlier in the movie, Brad Pitt gets a cigarette dipped in acid. So he's smoking a cigarette dipped in acid.
Speaker: And then all this is like, are you guys real? Fucking dog, dude.
Speaker: Dude, the dog truck, the whole movie. For 10 minutes, eligible for recommendation and restricted in search results for the next 10 minutes, because your live may have shown risks connected to trading or using tobacco. This is, this is in line. Oh my God. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It was on you. I'm the one smoking.
Speaker: When Glick first heard that TikTok was gonna cancel people just for stupid shit, he turned into like the Jack Nicholson version of Joker and said, wait till they get a load of me. All right, I like it. It's a fucking baby, you pussies. You gotta fucking be doing mental fucking app, you fucking banana -sucking motherfuckers, you communist bastards.
Speaker: You know, yeah, go back to China. They want you to start turning your camera sideways and filming. China didn't do nothing wrong. China ain't changed. It's the United States changed their terms of use. Singapore ease. According to the CEO. Did we talk? You just now got. What the fuck? That's all my fault, apparently.
Speaker: I'm just saying everybody thought it was going to be me. I'm not a fan. I'm not a fan. It actually surprised me that Jeff wasn't the reason you guys got kicked out the TikTok. Alyssa is going to start a Twitch page. I'm going to be in there every show. I'm going to be me. I'm going to be rude. I'll be derogatory. Yeah, I won't report her.
Speaker: She's being mean to me tonight. I've been melting tonight. Hey, hey, hey, hey. How many buttons do you think I can push? How many buttons do you think I can push? Instead of Steven. And this is the, this is the thanks that I get. What the fuck is what I do? Oh my God, dude. This isn't about. What the fuck was that? This is about me and Alyssa. What the fuck did I do? Calm down. I don't even think it's actually what I'm typing. I think it's fucking Steven typing. Yeah.
Speaker: Yes, because I have a phone near me. Yes. Maybe, maybe. Hey, Stephen Hawking's there. I haven't heard Twitch. How many buttons do you think I could push before I really piss her off? Hey, I just got to pick it on Jeff. Do you have the same face now? Jeff has a reason for everything. Everything back. Jeff doesn't have to do anything. At least it's not me this time.
Speaker: I am. I am the bad guy curious. I want to see something. Who's got eight grand and wants to go to the Super Bowl.
Speaker: What? What? Yeah, no **** I heard that. Cheapest tickets in the Super Bowl is eight grand. So, wow. Let's all go to the Super Bowl and hear about **** That's like nosebleed. You need binoculars to see the **** field, the whole **** That's not including. If you get too drunk and decide to puke, you got that pillar directly on your either your left side or your right side that you can learn to puke your brunt. Yeah. Yeah. So, so far up
Speaker: They actually, there was a guy on TikTok. He did a breakdown. The cheapest hotel stay and everything. You're looking at 26 grand. I mean, hey, if we're only $8 ,000, you can be looked down upon by Taylor Swift. Apparently. Well, the news is that we're going to have to snort cocaine off of Kelsey's dick. That ain't the only one she's snorting it off of.
Speaker: not according to my eye pictures that ain't right. She's getting on Britney Mahomes. She's getting on **** all of them. Wait, what do you say? He's trying to **** Mahomes his wife. The Super Bowl. Let's go to the Super Bowl. The Super Bowl. You got all the people in the back seats. Hey, I'm in. I'm in.
Speaker: If I was going to go to the football game, if I was going to go to the football game, I would like to go to the Super Bowl. But I can't, I can't justify eight grand. If you can't pay us with... I can't pay eight grand to go to it when you can watch it on TV for life. Considering if I sat and paid for the eight grand tickets, I'd have to watch it on TV to actually see the fucking game. Right. That'd be like an $8 ,000 ticket, you know?
Speaker: For eight grand, I'll buy me a big fucking TV and watch the fucker. Hey guys, I was fucking stupid enough to pay eight grand for a fucking Super Bowl ticket where I could barely see shit. Yeah. There are so many stupid fucking people out there that would be proud of that. There probably is. Well, it will not surprise me. I mean, if you when Super Bowl Sunday comes and the stands are packed and you could literally watch and go, look at all these fucking morons.
Speaker: money. Oh, it is. And half of them have to pay rent too. Well, yeah. Let's let's be honest. If you can afford eight grand in tickets, you're either either eating ramen the less just your life or you got money. Or you're sucking dick. Well, there is that too. There is that. I mean, a lot of that by the way.
Speaker: 20 bucks. I bet you that whole Super Bowl game, all the announcers talk about his Taylor sweat. Well, apparently, and I don't know how true it is, but, uh, the Biden campaign is trying to recruit Taylor to talk shit. And I wouldn't, I wouldn't put it past her. She was going to work really Joe.
Speaker: Yeah, really, really. My question is, though, how do you have an election if everything you're seeing on TV shows one person blowing everybody, every political candidate either side out of the water? How do you have an election on that? Well, the crazy question. That's why Jeff doesn't like sports. He can't even. Yeah, it's. Yeah, I'll answer for them for him. No, he can't.
Speaker: What a mofo! Dumb mofo in the building. Yeah. Drop them links, Jeffrey, for anybody who would like to jump in here with us. What is going on? Tiki Taki. How you guys doing? We are currently live on YouTube and Twitch. There's a bio link in there if you guys want to come hang out. It is Saturday and we have an open door challenge for anybody who wants to join us live on the show. You can absolutely hit that link in the chat and join us. Actually, let me see if I can drop the link in here as well.
Speaker: Y 'all ain't ready for this smoke. I'm actually surprised in all honesty. Let me bring up my TikTok here. It is. There's a link right there in the chat if you guys want to jump in on here. We are live on YouTube and Twitch hanging out. We have Busted Rubber and Steven Jaraviche.
Speaker: If you're lucky enough, Steven will bless you with opening with starting a podcast. Yeah, Steven will bless you. He'll give you his blessing.
Speaker: Oh, my god. I only. Oh, wow. You a podcasting champion but you have to have the blessing of Steven before you can. Yeah, I I may not be podcasting champion but you know what? I am podcasting godfather. So, you can stick that championship or the sun don't shine. Are you though? No, I'm not. I'm sorry. Someone out there that is literally calling themselves the
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I'm galactic champion. So literally just like hold my beer. Yeah. Some, some assholes podcasting talking about being the Godfather of podcasting. All of a sudden I came out of nowhere and smash them in the head with my belt.
Speaker: and then to be clear, he's just the interim champion. He's just temporarily holding the belt. The almighty busted rubber comes in after Glick has taken out salty, salty, Jarvis and Brian. Busted rubber is just going to come in there, hit him with one move and then he's going to be, he's going to be the champ. He knows better. That's right. That's
Speaker: I'll treat you like Michigan treated out. What's your fucking hormone? The proverbial block, Lesnar. He's just going to come in there, do like a finger poke a doom. Fucking Glick's going to fall over and just pin him. No, I said Brock Lesnar, not Hulk Hogan. I mean, hey, both of them had to blow Vince McMahon a lot of times to get where they were.
Speaker: It's a long it's a long way to the top, man. That's why it's a hard long way to the top. Not native. Native is. Oh my **** god. I'm the nonsensical nonsense. We're doing everything in our power to get this
Speaker: I don't know. We're we're on a crash course to getting banned on Tiktok or on uh YouTube right now too. I was about to say, I don't know what you already did get banned on Tiktok. I can do that. I'm a. Leave it to Chris to **** up a wet dream. That's why we can't have anything nice. Yeah. I can't.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Like all of a sudden, you're here, the expert on Italians, aren't you? My bad. Yes. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. How are you, expert? Or, like, get the fuck out of here. Like, first and foremost, you're a woman. You don't know anything. Listen to the men. We're right. That's right. That's why we're the Alpha's. That's the inside joke between the two of us. Oh my god. Like, if you're not kicking,
Speaker: You don't have to get your opportunity. That won't work. Just Bowser and Nikki's purse. Nikki's purse. She can kick me. I understand that I 100%. I deserve it. And I know that if we are ever in the same area together, I understand. I have earned it and it's okay.
Speaker: Don't don't feel it. Don't feel ashamed of that because not only is my boss and Brandi's purse. That was my **** man card.
Speaker: Yeah, right. At least I still have my man card now. Okay. I'm on my personal TikTok page. At least you got my backbone too. So I'm on my personal TikTok page, which this show is not going to help me in any way, shape or form, but they're all jokes, TikTok. It's all jokes. It's just us having fun. You guys are more than welcome to join into the chatters box and join us live if you'd like to on YouTube and Twitch.
Speaker: Don't get your panties or your boxes in a bunch. All right, it's just jokes tiktok You better watch out. You might end up in Glick's manifesto here soon Yeah, you know what not not I'm not in any way shape and or form scared of you
Speaker: I'm just going to go ahead and put that out there for the record. However, do I deserve to kick in the balls? Absolutely. He is genuinely scared of you. Don't let him lie to you. I can, I can, I can sense the fear in him right now. I fear no man or woman unless we're in a plane climbing a mountain on a roller coaster or on the side of a building.
Speaker: Come on. Give me a little bit of credit anything over 50 feet. I Don't know dude, I was on the roof of the house the other day. I'm gonna shit my pants back walk. I Anything over two stories. I'm out. Yeah, but a plane a plane ride doesn't bother me a fucking, you know Hey, huh, no questions. Don't bother me Walking on one of those glass versus wouldn't bother me but standing on them. You should have heard what he was saying about you
Speaker: I mean, technically 3 AM is no I'm just saying. Well, I got some. She told you women are wonderful for like three. I'm friends. I'm more French than you, Jeff. I'm eating croissants for breakfast. You got that great poo parties. Yeah, you also what?
Speaker: I bought the apple ones. Oh, yeah. What is it? Apple what? What is it? Apple. The Mardi Gras danishes. Those are. So now we went from being French to being a. What do you get them at? Because I kind of want one. Walmart. Walmart. Yeah. What's it called? It's got everything. You can even get that.
Speaker: check this
Speaker: she said she said she said she was she was too embarrassed to take the damn basket back into the store i said why didn't you just throw it out the window in front of the door she's like you had to go back to that dollar jet pool today that would be you know they make a cucumber lime gatorade oh is he still another basket i'm just saying i was gonna say start collecting them just put them up there above the door what just start collecting them you know you hang them up on the wall
Speaker: that's crazy. That's okay. I used to steal restaurants. Oh, shots. Hot sauce models and shit. Steaks awesome. I used to spill my bottles of that shit too. I just borrowed them and forgot to bring them back.
Speaker: you know, hibernate in the bedroom and god forbid be disturbed and her house becomes Hiroshima. Yeah. Okay. Do the god damn top. So, I can go. You should just **** go to bed. You twat. Why don't we have a **** list? We have your list. We'll just add them in as we need it. You're going to lose anyways. No one will. Yeah. Now, all of a sudden, now, we have a god damn dollar general basket that neither one of us know what the hell we're going to do with it.
Speaker: I'm going to use it. Yeah. Or better yet, you cut the bottom out and then you hang it on the wall. You got a basketball hoop. There you go. Problem solved. You're like, I could do like the top 10, like David Letterman used to do and be like, and just throw it across the room and hopefully it lands in the back before I get yelled at.
Speaker: Or, you know, when you kill me, you suck my dignity, my asshole. Woo. That's true. Okay. Love you, Connor. Love you mean it. Bye, Connor. Bye. Shots fired. Shots fired. Thank you.
Speaker: That's the name of my new podcast that I'll be starting soon. So I'll be doing three podcasts, uh, six nights a week, uh, when I suck my dick and eat my asshole. Good. Come back. No, you're dumb. He's laid up in bed.
Speaker: but it's gonna be you playing your guitar and singing Oasis songs for three hours. News flash Oasis had two fucking songs. No, I was thinking of more along the lines of Crazy Town Grove. They had one good song. Yeah. Inflated. No one gives a shit about your promotion.
Speaker: Really? Listen, your mom got a promotion. Really? It's taking me this long. I'm a fucking lunatic. Yes. I'm certifiable. That's my whole spiel. Like, like is the real like version of Quint from Jaws? Right. The lights are on, but nobody's home upstairs.
Speaker: That's why your electric bill's so high. Facts. Oh, okay. Oh, Jesus Christ. This motherfucker wrote a paragraph. Yeah, that's it. Open up my show, asshole. Don't talk about it. That's, that's like the. Oh, shit, Steven. I didn't know your wife was a goddamn superhero. She's fucking. It's over here.
Speaker: I didn't even know she was a superhero. I'm just a superhero. I'll break it or I'll bust her on night tonight. I got nothing but love for her. She's awesome. She puts up with Steven at the end of the day. That's especially... And she still hasn't killed me. That is a superhero quality right there. Yeah. It really is. Are you married? Yes.
Speaker: I've called her like five fucking times. Legally, I'm I'm five times the legal limit. It's fucked up right now. OK, I'm about to light another one. We can tell, buddy. It's called a legalized gay marriage a long time ago. I don't know if it's really gay marriage because Stephen's transitioning from a female. It's it's it's a weird marriage, but he's a transformer, huh?
Speaker: Yeah, see what's the transformer. It's guys in disguise. It's it's technically marriage, but let's be honest. Others just call it. I think I think it's right. I mean, you know, like I said, Alyssa, if you need help, we have the means we can come. We can come in. Yeah, we got a bus. We got, you know, we got a spaceship. We got a monster truck.
Speaker: Yeah. You can be rescued by fucking Jeff's Mexican cartel down there. Well, not necessarily Jeff's. But wait, let's be honest, I do not control a cartel. Don't put that out there. Why shouldn't be the biggest drug smuggler in Mexico, dude? Watch him. He already is. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker: Let's be honest. Hey, Jeff. Oh, God. Yeah. Can you do me a favor? Can you drop the link in our in our in our group chat and say, bring your asses and call everybody pussies? Oh, yeah. Let's be honest. You asked him to do too much work for being the host of the show, sir. Such a fucking warm out pause. Hey.
Speaker: We all know that Glick couldn't do this on his own. We all know that. You know, all honesty and Haas knows this.
Speaker: Bang, bang, click, gang. Oh, wait. Stop. Stop trying to bang. Glitch, you fucking queers. Quit trying to act like you don't like it, you homo. No, stop it. Oh, my God. Oh, I don't like that. Leave me. Oh, no, stop. You're giving me a boner, dude. I snows. I can do this shit on my own. Hoss. Hoss watched me do this shit on my own for years.
Speaker: He was like, dude, he was so confident in me. He let me do it alone for like five minutes. I'm like, there you go. Like he train wreck ever. What did you get in here? I I had a brain aneurysm. Uh like I think it was last Monday. I was like, I'll be right back. Did I come back? It was like, I have no idea. It was at that moment he realized he **** up.
Speaker: Yeah, that was my that's nice in the chat. I'm talking about the Snapchat group chat. I did. Oh, OK. Yeah, I want to see if somebody can resist its honor. It's just your. It's like Brian's at a club in Galveston. It's a game book. Oh, yeah, I figured as much. I'm sorry, it's a Ford F -150 club. Yeah, at least it's not the Toyota Prius Club.
Speaker: like it nobody said you had to turn your camera on you don't have to have it on I mean if you do we'll all go blind so you know there is that I would but I'm kind of like in my underwear click turn off your fucking camera we can hear the Morse code and from fucking in here Jesus Christ you're trying to take the I could translate I'm an awesome backboard dude
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Speaker: God, I gotta watch those movies. I think I got her. I can hear your wife. Guess twice if you're in danger. Getting old. Stop. It's like that. It's like that scene in Austin Powers, man, where he says that chick had to stop, uh, uh, repeat being done peeing a couple of times. Evacuation.
Speaker: Japanese to hear you laugh in the microphone because it's all I can I can hear I can hear her without the microphone This microphone picks up some good quality fucking sound That makes you pick up some good quality orgasms, too
Speaker: I really have to carry the goddamn conversation. Can I take, can I take a couple of minutes? You can carry it on the phone. You can carry it on here motherfucker. I challenge people to join this show and drop the challenge out to people. Maybe people don't want to join the show because they're too afraid to deal with the intergalactic champion. You ever think of that?
Speaker: This just got awkward.
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Speaker: I'm so sorry, Leggy. Mm, nipples. Mm. That looked like flashlight to whatever the fuck he said early on. Chris, Leggy wants to know what you were trying to say to her four different times that people kept interrupting you. I have no idea. Yeah. Oh, squirter cock, squirter cock.
Speaker: Oh my god, Mark. Really? You're going to try and have that. No talent. Waste the space from WCW. Never mind. Don't want to be on the show that night. WCW was the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be. Do you care to put that in the chat or the private chat? Let's just say she may or may not have. Yeah, I got you. Shut up. You're not supposed to give away the
Speaker: Okay, because most people would have fucking known who I'm talking about. Yeah. I don't. Exactly. You're fine. Go read your coloring book. He said you broke your cock, Liggy. What the hell? There's a broken cock.
Speaker: No, I'm not even gonna ruin the surprise for everyone. That is literally bottom of the barrel for WCW wrestlers to be on that show. I just sent a message to someone with the link.
Speaker: and I'm going to tell you who it is. I'm just going to say all I put in the comment or in the chat after I sent the leak was bring that. Ooh. Did you send one to peace down? Peace out a time down. Do what? He was like, we're noticed like he's fucking important to some shit. Yeah, because he's got so much other shit going on. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. I'm going to show like I'm going to put my camera. This is a video.
Speaker: Okay. I know you're super important and that we should really give you more of a notice than this. However, we don't give a **** and we're live. So, here's the link and bring your goofy **** up. Peace. Yeah. Yeah. Money talks and bullshit walks, bro. But uh no, if everyone goes to watch their uh
Speaker: February 8th, you'll know who. Yeah, yeah. How did you like? I'm curious. How did you fall down the stairs? Well, it wouldn't let me put it on YouTube, but it's in the other chat. Her country's on a nice stealing the bread part. And she was drunk off of potatoes and shitty beer and she got on the stairs and she was playing.
Speaker: And as she falls, she said, as she fell, she said, you may take our lives. But you'll never take my potatoes. I didn't see it. I have no idea. My wife is probably fat. You believe that? She said I got a fat burnt. She broke her cocks. All right, guys, leave her alone. She broke her cocks.
Speaker: I feel terrible if I broke my car. I'm feeling sorry. Who broke her cock? I'm just glad you're seriously injured. He'll be okay. Don't feel sorry for you. Like she got like a illness disease or some shit. Oh my God. You know what? Much like Jeff's job, I'm over here building up here. What?
Speaker: Yeah, how would that be your pyramid scheme coming for you, Glick? Well, I'll show you. I was going to say, just turn your fucking laptop to work. Oh, yeah, because now you've got to rebuild it. OK, I'm an expert builder. I'm like doing like the cup stacking back in the day. Oh, that sounds like it hurts. She said she slipped on a letter that was on the step. My left leg went behind me and landed on my arse.
Speaker: The concrete steps to. Oh, you guys. You guys, you guys have Mexican houses in Scotland. Apparently, apparently. Hey, hey, fall down. Fall down concrete stairs is no fucking joke, man. That fucking shit hurts. How the hell did you slip on a letter that was on the step? Do you live in fucking Sesame Sesame Street? I was going to say, what letter was it? Was it the letter A?
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Speaker: day one when I get to Scotland. She just punches me in the face. I get my piggyback ride first. You know, in all seriousness, this is the second time you've you've you've tumbled down the stairs. I mean, yeah, it is time to get an escalator. You know, after watching this, there's no way in hell we're on the fucking hell. We're on the crazy train to hell with the light rail. I need Jesus.
Speaker: I'm the conductor. I am. I am the conductor for the train. No, I'm the conductor. Champ and now he's the conductor. What else are you fucking yourself? Way too much. You you think you you think that you are my god. There's a difference between between being comical and dirty and and and just being downright disgusting.
Speaker: Yeah. You're welcome. I'm going to hell for being a goddamn genius. Let's be honest. They're not going to let us into hell. Well, as we've discussed on this show, we would be Satan's little puppet bitches.
Speaker: We're not going to hell. We're not going to heaven. We got ourselves a sweet VIP spot right outside the pearly gates, right beside old St. Peter. We got, it's roped off. We got comfy couches and we got, we got all the liquor and alcohol you want. And then at this, at the same time, it's literally me there for eternity and you guys helping roasting the fuck out of St. Pete. We've had the conversation. Y 'all can roast the fuck out of St. Peter. I'm going to be the one trying to fuck his wife.
Speaker: Well, jokes tell you he's not married. Okay, what a significant other. Real life when you're just going to be sitting off onto the side of the couch in the corner jerking off. Why would that? No, no, I'll be center stage, God damn it. You're leaving me alone. It sounds like you need to start drinking. So at least you have something to blame it on.
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Speaker: Like in all seriousness, you've gone to a doctor about that because that's kind of scary. Yeah. It kind of makes me worry about you. Yeah. It kind of makes me not want to ride in your Volvo. Let's be honest. I don't want you in my Volvo. And it's generic Kenmore. Fuck you very much. We're not talking about semis. Calm down. Not a Volvo white.
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Speaker: Every fucking person that drives in the fucking cities are All of you guys out of a job soon anyway, so yeah Actually at one point in time What's that hot was a lot our house was a lot lizard. That's how we met. That's how he got his job. Yeah, man Right there in Charleston, bro
Speaker: Yeah, I was, I was just coming home from Ohio and I was like, Oh, I'll be pulling this. I got to get gas. And I pulled in and this weird guy pulled, like walked up to my car and he was at the top and I was like, I don't know. You like to suck dick. And he was like, yeah, man. And then, you know, what I said was 20 bucks was 20 bucks. And I needed a happy meal. And he said, why? I said, well, cause after I'm done sucking that cute little dick of yours, I'm going to need some kind of happy ending.
Speaker: Yeah. And at the end of the day, he settled for a McDonald's happy meal and I still got a blow job. So, and I still had my happy. Everybody won. Everybody won. I think what came up and when I said this stuff, bro, this stuff smells like fucking meth, heroin, crack cocaine and prostitute. That's the bro. As soon as you wrote the fucking window down. Were we in NERC, Ohio by chance? I was going to say, it sounds like you're a NERC somewhere.
Speaker: I didn't know where we was. I was so drunk. I didn't know where we were. We were just at the **** McDonald's here in Newark and he was giving me a blowjob. I didn't experience that stall at the love truck stop down there in Florida that Kevin Hawley was talking about. I I paid no attention to it and I was sitting there taking a **** I looked over and seeing a whole I was like god damn that's that's tall. Kevin Hawley was talking about.
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Speaker: Don't worry. It's recorded. Good. We'll clip that. Don't worry. Well, Chris, what do you say? You want to do the starting five? Sorry. A friend of mine got lower. Oh, man. She tagged me on something.
Speaker: I call her, I call her bunny and she calls me Teddy and Teddy bear and I call her bunny because she says I've scared her a couple of times in my life coming on or whatever. So I call her bunny, a little scared little bunny. She just tagged me in a, in a meme on Instagram. There's a little baby bunny rabbit with his arms spread out. And he said, I saw a carrot. I swear it was this bit.
Speaker: I mean, I got feels because we don't get to talk as much as we used to. She married my boyfriend. No, I'm just kidding. She doesn't watch the show. I hear that. All right. Cheerio. Cheer, cheer, cheerio. Frosted place. I'm not hungry. Good. Run away, too. Oh, go away. What are you going to do? Run away or go to bed?
Speaker: No, I'm here. I'm already involved. I was saying bye to Jeremy. That's a hell of an attempt. I don't even know how to spell it. We need to get Joe Biden on this one. He he probably sounds like he said that word pretty good. If you want to properly say goodbye to or say bye to
Speaker: that's that's how you say goodbye. Yeah. Fortunately for you and everybody else, we speak derivation. Have you guys heard of that? Uh I can't remember what his name is but he's a uh he's a he's a comedian but he's got cerebral palsy and he's deaf. Oh, he's deaf.
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Speaker: Yeah, that's what I want to do. That's what I want to do. I want to go to a night out at the comedy club some assholes like. Meanwhile, some tablets going some guy walked into a bar and the bartender said.
Speaker: That's Stephen Hawking's voice. I'm like, I'm like all you. I, my bad that I work Monday through Friday. Apologies from me. Let's be honest. I want to, I want to see Matt Rice, dude. Matt Rice, my, my guy, dude.
Speaker: that guy's funny. Matt Rife is **** hilarious. Oh, suddenly he's a **** gorilla. I need you to be better. I'm with my guy gorilla. Hey, what's the matter with you? Is she is she trying to spell her orgasm or something?
Speaker: Oh, she was trying to. Oh, she was doing the A .O .A .A .O. But she was trying to spell it out. Oh, oh, like the okay. I got you. I got you. My bad. I didn't mean to make it sound like that. Maybe I did. Sorry anyway. You should be. I mean, I'm not. You have to support Steve Girovichi. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? I work. I work seven days a week. I had to live with that.
Speaker: Let's be honest, just so I can get out of the house. I mean, there are jobs that most of paying me enough to have me work, uh, be up at one day. Once again, you want to, you know, I have, I have the perfect business solution for you. You put Steven out on the corner and put him to work. I mean, for poor Alyssa there, the options are take a day off and spend the day at home with Steven or work.
Speaker: Seven days a week wins. I'll be on call, baby. I'm not even sure to be here, but I'm just here. Yeah, I I'm gonna work really. I thought you had the day off. Nope, nope. They called it. I gotta take it in. Nobody ever said that, let alone a woman.
Speaker: We're just going to leave that. We're not even going to read the rest of your comment. You were born. Oh, no, you didn't. You know, we love you, Steve. Steven, we love you, buddy. We enjoy you are. You you are not necessarily the you make us funny. Let's be honest with the two or five champion, man. I mean, you're a champion, but nobody really cares.
Speaker: Yeah. If he was a WWE belt, you'd be the 24 seven championship, bro. That's exactly what I was going to say. You're like the 24 seven champ. You're still a champ, but nobody cares. And you're entertaining. So it's a win. Just like Glick. He's the modern day Zach Ryder. You know, he couldn't hack it to professional wrestling. So he had to come up with a fake whack ass belt to stroke his massive fucking ego. Let's be honest. You're the radio of football. Hey, Hoss.
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Speaker: I just want to do a whole show. I don't know if I want to be offended or impressed. I just want to do a whole show like that. A little bit of both. All I do the whole night is go.
Speaker: You should go live on Tiktok. Just do that. Just open up a whole. And, you know, it'd be like the the NPC of of whatever that is. Just say it, Jeff. Say it with a hard R. Say it with a hard R.
Speaker: You know, you know, the words are done. He likes to hear. Wait, there's no orange or VC. Sure. Sure. You know what the heart sound makes, Jeff? Sure. I know, but I had to throw his name in there. There's no R and Steven. There you go. I do wear a glass, but he's telling me something.
Speaker: You know what? God bless you. No, I gotta go. I got the munchies upgraded. I'm I'm seriously I'm going to go man. I'll give her that. I love y 'all man. I'll hold you a little bit. I'm going to go eat. I'm hungry. Alright, go do that. I'll see you man.
Speaker: Yeah. Go figure. Yeah. You know, Nikki does the same thing for me. She still tells me I'm handsome as hell and she's she wears glasses. Yeah. And Jeff's wife doesn't tell him. She's he's handsome. Nobody tells me nothing. She just goes bang some other guy. Jeff, you're you're you're a handsome gardener. I am. I I appreciated getting shit on my show but nonetheless, I'm not sitting on your show.
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Speaker: No, my camera was messed up, so I'm removing a whole bunch of crap. Apparently, since I download so much stuff to throw on the show, I just didn't get rid of it. I'm deleting like 2 ,000 pictures that I've made or used for parts of pictures.
Speaker: Now for you guys have a great night. You know, I love you guys. I just, I'm just busting balls over here. You listen, Steven, I love you guys. You guys are fucking awesome. And I truly do hope nothing but, but the best for you guys. And, and you know, and Steven too, you know, I guess you got to get more active, dude. I know you're doing the college thing, but you gotta get more active.
Speaker: college small as your mom went to college. I was just about to say that Connor's nipple. Apparently lady decided to totally share a brain with me, but I'm fairly with you. So yeah, it's one of those things where you spend enough time with us, you start thinking like we do. Maybe you should get out of our heads. Yeah.
Speaker: Maybe it is you. You're the one taking us to bed. I'm just saying. Maybe it is you that is infiltrating our our heads. I'm just saying. There she is. How are you doing? Nipples. Nipples. So, what do you say? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm going to I'm going to do a proper. Yeah. This is this is this is this is my impression of Connor
Speaker: Thing is so fucking out of tune It's my wall since I moved in here before I moved in here It leaned up against my wall in my other apartment for my mine is hanging on the wall I built a I built a hanger so I could hang it on the wall because I bought it so I could learn how to play Learn to play one song and I'm not even that good at it
Speaker: I mean, granted you do realize like if he was in bed with you in real life, he'd be like that little dog at the end of the bed. Yeah. I'd be humping. You're like, let's be honest for no reason. It's not where I was taking it. Way down. You put me in a bed with any woman. I'm going to hump her. Basically if Jeff and I were playing poker, Jeff was like, I see what you're doing there, but I raised you.
Speaker: I see your easy comment and I, and I raised you to one that's fucked up. I raised you to a leg hump. Yes. So what do you say? Let's do this starting drive. She's like, you do realize if you come like four feet up this way, you could get the real thing. If you walk the mile of the leg, you'll get something you can actually hump. She's like, she's the opposite of me where I'm all porcelain. Yeah. She's all leg. Yeah. She is all leg.
Speaker: So like if you put it, if you, if you like cut us in half and combined us, that we would create a human, a normal, a normal looking human. We would be, we would be one of those 20 foot giants out in Seattle where you can feed the legs and my 10 feet of torso. Maybe that's, maybe that's what happened. Maybe you both are burned from giants. You were just, you were the, the Peter Dinklage of the giants and they were like, Oh my God, get those little things out of here.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, a little stuff. Now you guys know how it feels like to be like. Yeah, it kind of stuck to me and he was like, why does he look like a silverback gorilla? Yeah, let's get him out of here. Yeah, get him out of here. Joke's on you, you sons of bitches. Now I'm coming back 40 years later for revenge and I'm taking my rightful place on my throne. There you go. I told you giants, now where you have pussies? Where you have pussies? Yeah, just like all these other assholes talking about coming from my belt. You bitches don't want none.
Speaker: There's a reason why I'm the podcast champion of the world. Yeah. Oh, my God. What the fuck are we actually? Oh, here he comes. Oh, this guy. Here we go. This motherfucker. Thank you, motherfuckers. All right, I want to see if I can get close up to my camera to look aggressively at it like Tony D does. I know.
Speaker: Tony, do you really put your camera in your face? So, I was trying to say this earlier. Tony D popped up in my comments last night during Glick's House of Music. Not that we like Tony D or anything like that, you know. But however, huge shout out and a huge congratulations to to to mama Tony D because she's officially retired. Yes. Yeah.
Speaker: We might actually be related like. I'm just saying. Come from the same clan. And she's she's retired. She's about she's about to be out on the streets, wilding out, acting a damn fool. And Tony said last night, I might have to go actually buy a gun. There you go. I'm going to be wild out. You leave that woman alone and you let her live her life, man. Hello, Helen. How are you doing, ma 'am?
Speaker: Who you sharing a hotel with, Tony D? I'm not. Are you in the bathroom? No. What the fuck? You see the bathroom this big? I'm in the bathroom. Again, bathroom that big? It's Tony D. I thought everything was grand. Big. I keep telling people don't take 30 seconds.
Speaker: really? 30 seconds. I was actually packing clue when you sent that notification. I was trying to pack some of the stuff up. Um then I almost had to go back downstairs because somebody lost something and we thought they did but they found us. So, I'm here. What's going on with you fathers? Oh, say good thing. I want the truth. I want the truth. Yes, I know. Hello. Hello, Broker Cox. She did well. Broker Cox. She fell down the stairs and did what? Broker Cox.
Speaker: I mean, she might've said coccyx, but we've. We shortened it. Well, she broke her coccyx or she bruised it or, you know, I don't know if she went and got extras or something. Get up here, please. She came off. She's been bed. She's in bed. She's, we've been in bed with, with Leggy for hours. Yeah. She took us to bed hours ago. She really, she really felt.
Speaker: She did. Yeah. Yeah. She, uh, she slipped on a letter. It was the letter F and, uh, no, but she, she went to go get her mail, I guess. And she slipped on a, on a post piece of postage and her leg went behind her and she landed on her bum. You know, what's coming next. And I want to know why.
Speaker: because I'm going to throw this out the wheel because you know what it's been a man to fuck this shit. I don't give a damn what nobody thinks. I don't give a damn how people feel about it. When motherfuckers is a pain, you turn fucking serious. I need to know why you're not where you're supposed to be. I know I'm not your daddy. I was kind of surprised that I didn't know about it until tonight, but yeah.
Speaker: I was actually hoping she would come up here tonight because she shared because of, let's be honest, she was drunk off potential. You do understand the question, stop playing with me. I don't understand the question. What's the question? You went to the bathroom to sing about you. She knows what I'm going to tell her and I need to know why she hasn't done it yet.
Speaker: No, but she actually has excellent news Tony she's actually gonna be playing a fast She's gonna come up here tonight I didn't realize she fell down the stairs Because she actually broke her news on here Wednesday night, which was yeah But I was really hoping she gonna come up here tonight, but then apparently she took a stumble down the stairs Just
Speaker: I don't know if you guys have seen her Instagram post or anything like that. But the venue looks really cool. Yeah, yeah. She's familiar with I'm glad she's got a gig. Congratulations and that all honest. Seriously, get back into the music thing get back into the having fun with the team like Tommy you can do the other question I know what you know and see who doesn't want to see you.
Speaker: to do the dishes and clean up my room, to do the laundry and in the bathroom girls. I thought about that the other day, I was drunk as shit. You've only seen a couple of the pictures. Miles needed that so bad. You haven't made that venue before, but just for me, you were doing venues. You are performing. We're excited for her. It was like the fact that she,
Speaker: Um, broke that here. Um, like I said, Hey, we're super excited for her, but that was a huge privilege and a huge honor for us. That she was like, guys, I got this huge fucking news and I'm telling you right here. So no, we're happy for her and I'm excited for her. And we were talking the other day, uh, outside of the show, uh,
Speaker: This is gonna be it's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be huge for her. You know, we absolutely all she does We we we know so many people and everybody's got big things coming up and and I love that They're sharing it with us and I love that they're sharing it here with us The ladies that's a whole month worth of shows man. Yeah Hey That's gonna be awesome
Speaker: It is going to be a lot. I wish the venue would be like, Glick, we want you to come do nonsense to go nonsense. Like every day, I'm like, are you sure? How much am I getting paid? And can I take a month off of work because you're paying me enough? Are you sure? Right? I'm just putting comments. I'm no expert. Uh,
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Speaker: You know, it was always the original rule. We supposed to all be getting together. You know what I'm saying? That was always the original. Yeah. Well, unfortunately, people are assholes. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I love watching people around me, you know, do big things and blow up. You know, I'm excited for the guys that talk and shit. You know, we hear first, folks, Chris likes watching people blow things. I did not say that. I said blow up. Blow them up.
Speaker: Yeah. It is a cream. Dr. Pepper cream soda. This is like a skinny can. Yeah, it's it's it's just a. It's like a 20 ounce can. It's just taller. You don't put it back on the screen, OK? Yeah, maybe I will. You you you've added that? No. Yeah, you do. My life sucks. Banana break.
Speaker: So, are you up in NYC right now? No, somewhere else in the water. Most people are familiar when I come up here, but I don't see too much no more. I've seen a whole lot of dachshund and gas lighting like a motherfucker. Recently, you all aren't aware of it.
Speaker: I'm going to go ahead and tell you it's a lot more of the dioxin gas lighting and the tracking and the research and then chasing the people. So I don't say too much, but she did retire. I was here and if let me know if I go too far, but as far as these past couple of days.
Speaker: There's people. There's people who came in the show last night and announced it. No, you're fine. You're fine. That's huge. Congratulations to your mom. Yeah, there's people here that knew me and my sister. We were preteens. I was reminiscing with them. They were sitting there mind blown. There's someone sitting here mind blown because yeah, way to go. Good job. I'm dropping comments. I can't even read them until I drop it. There were people who
Speaker: news whose kids mind blown to have grown me and my sister. I mean, this kid, there's one lady here who brought her daughter. I literally used to hang out when we was kids. She's got two kids graduating college. I'm like, shit, we getting up there, dog. So this was. Yeah, but Tony, you were old before it was trendy. So there are people. I mean, I mean, you watch like, like Kanye said, Jesus walked. You was there. Yeah.
Speaker: your clothes got wet when Jesus walked on water. I'm just saying that both of you should have been flushed down the toilet. Yes, we should. The kids this by you. You drank the first wine that was that used to be mine. I asked them to make the water turn in the water. Yeah.
Speaker: The the the the Last Supper, you know, Tony was the. I try to be serious. I can't believe you see it. Tony is that waiter. He took that picture. No, go ahead, Tony. Sorry. They they sent my mom out with an excellent ceremony. It was literally about two hours. What did your mom do? She was a nurse practitioner. She used to work for. Oh, wow. Public Health Service. OK. The big folks.
Speaker: My mom retired a year and a half ago. Um, no, that's awesome. Shout out. No, I didn't. I know. I really didn't mean to do that. I was trying to scroll away from the comments. Uh, no, shout out to the, um, you know, people in the medical field, man, in all honesty, especially, uh, Nikki's dad, you know, after years of, you know, he did the military thing. He, you know, he fought overseas and came home and was in a factory and everything. And.
Speaker: factory shut down. And the cool thing that the factory did was like, look, we're going to, we're shutting down and it's kind of unexpected, but we're going to, you know, we're going to send y 'all to college. Who? Uh, Nikki's dad. Oh, okay. Okay. Oh, so they sent the employees, like they, they gave him the opportunity to go to college and they paid for took care of it. So he blew my mind when, when, when he told me that he retired from the medical field, because nothing against her dad.
Speaker: Her dad's a great guy. You know, I love him to death, but looking at him, it doesn't scream medical field. Yeah. You know, and he retired from, uh, uh, uh, you, baby. Your dad, your dad retired from UN UPNC, right? Where does your dad retire from? Yeah. Yeah. UPNC, which is, uh, university, like that's our big medical hospital.
Speaker: hospital. It's he's a UPNC. That's what do me if I got the Pittsburgh community. Yeah, but but you and your UPNC or whatever, UNPC, whatever it is, that is like that is their main hospital in Pennsylvania. Like it's everywhere in Pennsylvania. In Pennsylvania. No, in Pennsylvania. No, Pennsylvania. Like here in Ohio, we have Mount Carmel.
Speaker: and Mount Carmel was literally everywhere. And we also have OSU medical center, or I'm sorry, the Wexner OSU medical center. I got you. Well, now big in Ohio is like the big thing. And that's, and he retired. Um, I think he was, um, he wasn't a nurse, but he was like, uh, we'll say, was he immersed? Uh, uh,
Speaker: I'm a patient care assistant or something like that, but he was like an orderly. So, in other words, you had to meet the fuckers. Yes. 100 % Yes. Absolutely. Yes. You ask him next time you see him, you gotta be like, I got nipples. Can you milk me?
Speaker: He might try. Let's be honest. Have you seen her dad night together on Snapchat? He might try to her dad night outside of me being a Cleveland man and him being a Pittsburgh man. We have a ball together, dude. We have an absolute ball together. We drink. We get drunk. We act a goddamn fool. If you see this on Snapchat together, you know, he might actually be like, you know what? I think I can. No, can you put it on? Take a video so you can put it on your social media.
Speaker: No, not really. This is cool. I am, and I'm going to let you know, and I will say this at the invite is still open. I do have your wedding still on my agenda. I was able to make this, I got two other trips I got to make, but yours is still on the agenda to be there. I don't have a harvest repeat or anything, but I'm watching my dollars. Just being honest with you, I'm watching my dollars.
Speaker: We haven't started yet. Trust me. I'm behaving. I got it. Oh, no. Earlier, Connor asked if if if you twist Leggy's nipples, does her brightness go down? Tell him I'm going to leave his nipples out of his mouth and in his hand. Connor has basically asked if if Leggy's nipples were. I never said. Tell him I said leave her nipples out of his mouth and out of his hands. He's married and and like
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Speaker: I mean, maybe that's what, you know, maybe Connor and his wife are into seven foot tall Scottish women. I don't know. Yeah, it is an island, you know. Yeah, we did such as 2024. So we'll have that on the agenda. Did you see Carl Weathers passed? Yeah, we had that discussion a little bit earlier, man. That was crazy because he was just in those. And that's why I said he was just in those fandule commercials.
Speaker: Yeah, he was, he was, he was an icon and he didn't get enough credit. I know a lot of people, whatever, whatever, but I remember his TV show, Fortune Dane. He's one of the reasons I used to start doing pushups on my own. If you ever watched that TV show from back in the day, he had a TV show called Fortune. One of the intros was he was doing pushups and I really started doing pushups on my own from him. Um, you know, we deal with Rocky.
Speaker: I'm just like, why is everybody all of a sudden freaking out? Because he died. He literally died like 40 years ago. Ivan Drago killed. Yeah. We all know he died twice. No, this is the third time he's died. He died in Happy Gilmore too. It was happy. I was saying Billy Madison. It was Happy Gilmore. Happy Gilmore.
Speaker: happy place. Got his hand back. You know, he was on the Mandalorian too. Yeah, he was on the Mandalorian. I knew that. He did a few B movies, but he did the Mandalorian. I think it was about to bring, he was about to be researched back into the cinema, if you will, if he asked me, cinema and silver screen, TV. The crazy thing about it was Carl Weathers,
Speaker: look like he was healthy and in good shape. You know what I mean? Well, he was 76. So, you up there around that age where he could pop up. You know what I'm saying? Fucking Jimmy Carter won't die already and give me my two bonus. I know. No ****. **** y 'all for talking about the best one of the best presents I can remember. You never heard anybody complain about him except he didn't do one of those **** that I'm like. I mean, if Jimmy Carter dies before anybody else dies on the list and I get three points from Jimmy Carver. It's two.
Speaker: I get a point for him dying plus two points for him being first. Yeah, I get that but Jimmy Carter's huge with habitat for humanity and got Nobel Peace for us. Y 'all get off his dick. That's the man. That's the man. The man was great. No, our entire living list. Salute that. Our our our entire death list. All day long if he gets me three points, if he hurries up and dies.
Speaker: I'm actually down here. Same thing with Bobby Uter. I hope I meet him one day. I would love to talk to him one day. Well, you guys might meet at the Pearly Gates. Yeah. I hate y 'all. I really hate y 'all. What do you think your chances of meeting Jimmy Carter are before he dies? None to none. However, and I will say, I'm not too far from where he's from, dawg. Like in Georgia? He's from Georgia, yeah. Yeah, he's a peanut farm. He's from Georgia.
Speaker: No, a lot of people don't like him. They thought he was too soft, but I just thought he was a decent... Was he a peanut farmer? Yeah, he was a decent dude. He's the first president I remember. And I'm looking at him now. People ask me, I say, yeah, but how many... Actually, technically... I'm a person who doesn't have any real political issue. They just didn't like him as a person because he wasn't that much of an asshole. Well, Chris and I actually are closer to meeting him than you because our school teacher actually has a photo with Jimmy Carter.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, our teacher hated us. So, he won't even take our call. Shout out to the south and shout out to shout out to peanut farmers. It is February. George Washington Carver. What's up, bro? Peanut gang. Yeah. Black history, bro. There you go. I'm just saying. Well, Tony, um.
Speaker: Oh, okay. I'll be right back boys. What? Yeah, I gotta go let her out. She's actually heading to the club. It's her birthday. 11 30 at night. The club closes and
Speaker: in the country, they closed 11 in the city. They don't. Club opens at eleven, Chris. Yes. We don't. I didn't believe this either when I went to Atlanta. They didn't start till midnight. I didn't believe it either. Dude, we don't. Well, first and foremost, we don't have clubs in the country but in the city, the clubs are open. They don't lose until three. Dude, in Atlanta, they don't start till midnight and when JD said they don't stop till six in the morning, he wasn't **** lying. I had to see it for myself.
Speaker: Yeah, as a guy who's worked in the clubs and bounced in the clubs and drank in the clubs and you know, been a huge contributor to their checking accounts. I'll drink a lot.
Speaker: I'll just try to figure out like 300 juices for the peanut. Yes, that's actually historically document. He has found three there with three in a different sort of pain. I learned that when I was at Tuskegee because they got a museum dedicated down the **** If you're you know, here's a deep dive looking to what they did to draw watch the carpet. It's very **** up
Speaker: Very well, I mean, you know without mentioning any of the obvious or anything like that It was one of those things that i'm sure it was done for a particular reason and we all know why But however there I definitely have one. I definitely have 300 juices for my penis Fuck your penis clique. I'm looking at promise talking about my penis tony. I'm not so much a piece You just said fuck your penis. We're not you're not fucking my penis
Speaker: I'm just saying they can probably say the same thing. I got 300 uses and then that's just 300 right off the top of my head. That's not even back. And if I do a deep dive.
Speaker: but no, that will be if, if, if, and I actually did do a podcast about two years ago. Helen was there for it too when I did the showing something shit that was done to folks back in the day. It was very fucked up. Well, no, no, yeah, no, I remember. I mean, well, I mean, not, not making excuses or anything like that for it or whatever, but it's, it's, it's one of those things that, you know, unfortunately. Are those kissy lips? Oh, they really are.
Speaker: I'm still learning these these twitch emojis You know, it was you know, the downside was and unfortunately, I'm those really your lips The picture lives you stop it No, unfortunately
Speaker: the era and the time and then all that stuff. It's, you can't really say or, there's no argument to be had when you, when somebody says there was some fucked up shit to be done about it, especially if you're a history buff. And, you know, I'm all over American history. It doesn't matter why Indian indigenous people, whatever American history is wild. For being one of the youngest countries, being the baby country,
Speaker: Our history is, I don't think we're the baby country. That's another aspect you can look back to. There's a great topic for you. Name a country younger than us. I think when Iceland had their overthrow that changed their name. I may be wrong, but Iceland had an overthrow. I think they changed the name of their country. There's another one that was formed within the past five or 10 years somewhere. Just double checking? Seriously, I think there was.
Speaker: Where the kids at, man? What the fuck? My kids? There's their moms on Saturday. Okay, good. No, dude, you know this. You know, I have custody of my kids are here Monday. No, we're never knowing when they pop up. Well, yeah, some, some weekends are here. Uh, but, um, no, they're with me, uh, Monday through, uh, Thursday or I guess Friday, uh, their mom picks them up after school Friday and then they're there.
Speaker: Uh, Friday night, Saturday, Sunday, and then she takes them to school on Monday and I pick them up on Sunday. So on Saturdays, you're not here. Have I seen them? Yes. Can I tell you personally? Not yet. I mean, it's too easy. Yeah. I'm just.
Speaker: That's how fish die. That's some god damn DSLs. That's some god damn DSLs right there. I'm just saying. Oh, you fell with your ass. Yes, sir. Mickey's got them too. I ain't mad. Oh boy. Let me shift real quick. Go ahead. I'm sorry. There's some god damn DSLs. Sure. So, Tony, tonight, we're doing a
Speaker: They're what? Is that what they are? Yeah, they're ladies apparently. There you go. There you go. She kept pushing and I was trying to behave and them some DSLs. That's how fish die taking the beach. Boy, I'm the biggest fish in the pond. Like Rihanna said. That reminds me. Work, work, work, work, work.
Speaker: So Tony tonight is one of your favorite nights. We're actually doing a starting five tonight. Yeah. Look at him. Look at him. Look at his eyes perked up. He's all happy. Oh, let's go. Oh, we're ready. I'm ready. So eager to lose again. I'm not going to lose tonight as a humble champ, as a humble champ.
Speaker: You know, I'm I'm I'm just I'm just here. You know, I don't brag. I don't put a belt on my shoulder. I don't I don't show my belt on camera. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I got to go get my boots because the bullshit's getting really fucking deep. I don't have my shirt. I don't know. It's the podcast and have a good time. It's Tony D.
Speaker: I know, right? The Ghost of Christmas Past. Tony's mom's just returned. I know. I saw that on a book of faces. The books are faces. Book of faces. Yeah, look at that. Okay. Hey, whoa, ma 'am. Oh, I thought that was the toll. That's the toll. I'll be a pain in the ass leader if you keep it up.
Speaker: I know I go there. I gotta be 100 % honest with you. It looks like a, it looks like a, like a, like a emoji. Yeah. Well, there's stickers. Yeah. Look like, yeah, I got stickers. Oh shit. So I'm starting five. That's it. Yeah. Starting five. Yeah. She's on there from him. Yes. She's on there with the group page as well. Yes.
Speaker: He can't help himself. I didn't do anything. Yes, you did. I didn't do anything. Because it's your show and you do everything. I didn't do anything. I blame Tony. I no longer take the blame for everything. I'm blaming Tony. This isn't the point where everybody blames me for everything. That's what I do here at the house. I blame Tony. Well, if I have anything to do with it or not, whether I started or not, everybody has made it my fault. No, that's what I've been doing lately.
Speaker: Every time some of the kids break something, the wife asked me. As I know, it was Tony. I'm all the way out here from Georgia. I'm like the the junk version of Kermit the Frog. You know that meme where you sip and tea? Top five. Yeah, but he sips tea with comments. You can't help it. So Tony, give me a minute to think about this. Confidence baby. I'm ready now.
Speaker: No, no, no, no. I said we'll give you a minute to think about it before we start. But the subject for this starting five is if you can watch this series for the first time again, for the first time. And I already know one of yours. We already gave our first. Chris, what was your first? I can't remember. Leggy, actually, Leggy, jump in here.
Speaker: and drop this. It's going to be me, Jeff, Connor, Leggy, and Tony, the five of us. So, Leggy, jump in here. Look, what do you mean, cock is throbbing? Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. Cocksicks. C
Speaker: when when our cocks were throbbing, we're absolutely in the mood for a rabbit. I'm just saying. Oh, yeah. So television shows of you. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. What would they be? It's a question, right, Jim?
Speaker: So, so basically you can watch a show that you've already watched for the first time ever. Right. Oh, actually, uh, Chris, what was your first one? I can't remember it. I have Connors. I have mine. My first one was criminal minds. That's what I thought. Is it a show or mini series?
Speaker: the first
Speaker: Uh, and Chris has criminal mind lady. Are we going to go with ashes to ashes as your first pick? I don't even know. I feel like she's unfortunate at a disadvantage. Well, I think she is, but if she wants to go ahead and put her comments in, so she gets, she's, her cock is throbbing. If she wants to go ahead and put her, her comments, her, her shows in as comments, I can type them up. Uh, Tony, what is your first, sir? I'll check off the roof.
Speaker: start off the rip and go with the original because you start with the original to enjoy the others. I'm going to **** know what it says. So, I'm going to put it was a follow up to iPhone Mars. Um yes, he tripped me out because five members say he watched the Star Trek into darkness. The one movie I'm always raving about. He said he watched it the other way. He said that was actually pretty good. That's that's the one I keep talking about all the time. They
Speaker: This is a full on goddamn reunion show. Which is anything can happen. I literally started this show playing into it by myself tonight.
Speaker: This is a nonsensical nonsense goddamn reunion show. How you doing? How you doing for real, Mike? I think he's still setting up. Okay. I will have, what is Ashes to Ashes about? I'm not sure. She's got shows over in that area that we don't watch. So that'll help everybody from that area.
Speaker: go ahead and we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna get the big dog in here. So when you get this list, just send it to me and I'll post it on the social medias and all that jazz. Holy shit.
Speaker: To the comments, I'll watch the comments I'll watch for her. Well, bye. I'll watch for Encino That's the pee give me
Speaker: Give me five. How you doing? Okay. Okay. She's going to go get ready. She's going to go get ready. We'll just pop up. Okay. We'll take a few minutes. Mike, Mike, we're going to do a quick starting five. If the subject is, if you can watch a series for the first time again, so I need your first.
Speaker: We already all mentioned our first. If you want to go throw one out while everybody else thinks about it. Helen's getting ready. If I could watch a series like a television series? Correct. But it would be like the first time you've ever watched it. You don't remember anything. Yellow soap.
Speaker: I'm going to be on a plane. So, I won't be doing one tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow. I have to know tomorrow. So, we're we're going to do a little a little banter here because she's going to get up and she's going to get up and she's going to get ready. She's going to talk. And we're going to do this. So, I'll I'll I'll be off camera though. Sorry. Don't don't worry about it. That's not a problem. Oh, Mike.
Speaker: Yeah, there he is. I'm sorry. No, it's all right. I'm glad you're doing good. You sound fine. You got a little bit of background, but it's gone, so you got to do something. Why am I breathing so heavy? You okay? Yeah, I just got done masturbating. It's a workout.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: doesn't zoom that much. Go ahead. Yeah, it doesn't zoom in. I have to zoom out. Yeah, this is kind of a huge deal right now. This is the first time the four of us have been on camera together. You know, Jeff and I started this show purely by accident. Mike Mike came in. He filled in for Jeff one night. We had a good time. Jeff seen the show. We were like Mike, we want to have you on the show. AKA big dog.
Speaker: You're good, but yours truly gave them that nickname. It is what it is. I don't really know about it. Absolutely. And then down the line, you know, through the starting five, which we're doing tonight, Tony became a part of the show and it used to be the four of us. It's just kind of like a reunion show. It's been a very long time for us to have been on camera together. Absolutely. You know, we kind of keep up, we still keep up with, excuse me, we keep up with Tony.
Speaker: We know what's going on in Tony's world and stuff like that. Tony's put pups in the chatter's box and everything like that on his shows as well. So we have the opportunity to kind of see what's going on with Tony, but how's things going in your world, man? How's, how's everything been? The last time we, last time we talked, you know, things were, things were crazy. Things were really rocky with you, man. Oh yeah. Yeah. Uh, well, I mean, uh, for people that were here over a year ago, I, I went from.
Speaker: I went from being self -reliant and having my own place to being homeless basically and then having to live with my parents and had to deal with the shame of living with my parents and then having to rebuild my life piece by piece while fighting for custody of my kids.
Speaker: and dealing with parental alienation and then was, I had to deal with, and I didn't really air it, but now that it's all done and over with, I was accused of grooming and exposing myself to my children by their mother and I had to fight that in custody.
Speaker: And I had to fight that and at the end of the day, it was falsely charged against me and the state had to drop everything before I sued the state. Because they put me on a list, but I was never charged with anything.
Speaker: and then, and at the end of the day, they, they asked, they told me they were sorry and took me off the list. And then this bunch me of all, all of all wrongdoing. And, and the DHS officer that did that was terminated. When it was, when it was happening, because you and I were talking, yeah, surprise the price.
Speaker: for, for, for his ex wife and, and, and the, uh, prosecuting attorney and the judge and everything like that to simply just get a fucking little tap on the wrist. That's such. Oh, a hundred percent.
Speaker: Mike and I are still friends. Mike and I are still friends. Mike and I are still friends. Mike and I are still friends. Mike and I are still friends. Mike and I are still friends. Mike and I are still friends. Mike and I are still friends. Mike and I are still friends. Mike and I are still friends. Mike and I are still friends.
Speaker: that that
Speaker: And what she did was she abused my son, put bruises on his body. I had called the police. The police decided to charge her with a felony. And because she had no other felonies, she walked and took a plea deal in which she pleaded guilty for and did it so much as serve an entire 24 hours in jail for beating my son.
Speaker: owed me that return. And she had to get me back because when you're dealing with a narcissist, you're dealing with a tit for tat. And since I do do my best, and I do do my due diligence, and she knew that I would never touch my children, she wanted to hurt me with that. And she took my tic talks that I did that I made with my children,
Speaker: and then worded it into a way and took TikTok off of it and just said social media, indicating that I was making social media posts with my children that were sexual in nature and then posting them on things like anything, which could have been fat life or could have been some of these other things.
Speaker: And just let other people make that assumption of me. And that's why I'm grateful that I'm in the situation when I'm on with my ex -wife. We get along. And when it comes to the kids, we always, both of us, combined together, we definitely come together and we make the decisions that benefit our kids to the best.
Speaker: You know, I hate second like, like, you know, when I say I have custody of my kids and a lot of, you know, a lot of guys, a lot of people like, Oh man, good on you. You know, a lot of dads, I didn't do anything other than the fact that my, my ex -wife and I have a good enough relationship that we put our kids first. And that's the most important. That's the only, that's the most important thing.
Speaker: All I did was continue to be a dad. All I did was continue to do what a dad should do. Who has that background? Mike, is that your background? What are you using? It's because my parents are still awake and they're walking over my head right now and they're going to go to bed in a few minutes. No, no, I thought it was something else. Okay, don't worry about that.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: and it it affected the show and me and Glick thought that it was best that I just take a break from the show plus living with my parents was such a hard thing for me emotionally because I'm a I'm an effing man and men don't live with their parents at my age but unfortunately the system is rigged against
Speaker: Well, I have to be respectful of my parents. They don't like all that language. I'm a **** man. Yes, exactly. So, it it took it. My pride took a huge **** and and then dealing and then dealing with and then dealing with the allegations that I was uh uh I'm gonna be honest with you. I almost killed myself.
Speaker: Well, I'm more on on more than one on more than one occasion. I remember talking to you about that. Cut this. Yeah. Cut that shit out. Yeah, we've talked to now. Now, I'm not. Yes, sir. I would like to. So, Monday nights are now and Tony, if you want to join in on this, you're more than welcome to as well. No, I'm going to take a lot of opening it up and being vulnerable and everything like that. So,
Speaker: Monday nights are now the Monday night, nonsensical nonsense, weekly broach. We focus on men's mental health and we come in there as not being, as not being college educated or anything like that. We're just been sharing our story and sharing how we got through and did and have, have maintained and grown.
Speaker: So Mike, I, in all honesty and all seriousness, when you're available, I would love to have you come on the show. You know, we're, we're talking about things. We're just being real, real men having conversations about emotions and about mental states. And yeah, we don't need anybody coming in, you know, nobody's going to come in and for saying the wrong thing or anything like that. It's just real men having real conversations.
Speaker: about our mental and men sharing stories. And we had our, we had the guys, um, uh, Griffin Jeff from a different multiverse, uh, want to piggyback on that and want to, uh, join us and do their own thing. Oh, do join us and potentially do their own thing. And I encourage
Speaker: and and I invite all men to Come on the show Nobody's gonna think any differently of you. Nobody's gonna judge you any differently But it's a nice combination of real talk and still also having fun at the same time we can mix real talk and real conversation a real conversation and still throw in a little bit of comedy and some jokes and stuff like that
Speaker: You know, I don't want anybody who's gonna be there that's that's gonna be too afraid to show vulnerability and Mike I know you're not afraid to show vulnerability because you and I have talked you and I've had conversations and that's the thing I think that's the biggest thing it pissed me off more than anything was the fact that people thought you and I were not friends anymore Mike and I have never
Speaker: Mike was just going through shit. He had a blow up on the show that people see, unfortunately. And sadly, they've seen Mike and I have a blow up on this show. But behind the scenes, that very next day, we weren't talking and everything was fine between the two of us. The truth of the matter is, is this is what's lost in this generation, is that
Speaker: Friends can have beef, and friends can have problems, but that doesn't mean that their friendship is over with. I might want to punch Glick in the face from time to time, and I know that he's one of them, and he might want to punch me in the face all the time, and that's fine, but that doesn't mean that their friendship is lost, and you know what? Maybe once in a while,
Speaker: You might need to settle it that way and then go buy each other beer at the end That's what men do and if these men are walking around Saying oh, I don't like this person no more because he hurt my feelings You got too much femininity in your blood and you need to cast that stuff out Because you handle your shit and then you get over your shit and that's what being a man is You know like everybody freaked out because he wasn't on the show anywhere
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: like, like they say in the south, I'll pray for you. Whatever's going on. But, but you know, I mean, but I said, I told you all the bad things. Let me, let me read this, my story on a good note. Yeah. Where are you at now? Where are you at now? So after, so really after, after all of that, which the information I just gave you was the last May.
Speaker: Um, so we're talking, we're still talking a little over a year ago. And honestly, I was prepared to, I was prepared to go to war. I was, I was prepared to nuke everybody. I was prepared. I mean, Glick will tell you the amount of anger that I was ready to unleash upon this world. It was scorched earth motherfucker, clearly. And then I came up to court and it was nothing.
Speaker: And it was just like dismissed. We're done. We don't want we don't want your smoke, you know, and I didn't know what to do with myself. And my wife didn't know how to handle it either. So she in practice parental alienation, where for an entire year, I had to find different ways to have a relationship with my children.
Speaker: And there was one child, because I have three, there was one that refused to come to me on Father's Day, birthdays, every day, every visitation. And there was one that wanted to be in every visitation. And I just held the line, and then my ex finally decided to be in a serious relationship with a guy, who was in a similar situation that I'm doing,
Speaker: And then now, all of a sudden, I have all three of my kids. In fact, I've had all three of my kids for every holiday since Thanksgiving. And then she's even refused to pick up the children a couple of times. So in fact, I have all three kids now.
Speaker: which is why we're four and a half hours in when you finally see my ugly face. So this is what I'm gonna tell anybody. My words of wisdom. Don't let your situation define who you are.
Speaker: And don't let your situation destroy you. Be better than your situation. Hold the fort. Hold the line. Know that you're right. Never give up on yourself. Never give up on your family. Never give up on what you believe in, even if it kills you because you might be dead, but you died for something. Never give in. Never give up. Never surrender.
Speaker: and you will accomplish it. Let go of the past, let go of the past, be a victor, not a victim. Amen.
Speaker: That's been one of the most amazing wisdom you've ever done. Let's get to the damn list. I gotta get up in the morning. You motherfuckers. Let's go. We can't really dive into it and really get into the conversation tonight, but you know, I would love to have you come on here on a Monday night, dude, in all honesty for the weekly bro check.
Speaker: Uh, I would love to talk to you about, I talked to you about doing one of my own shows, but I just couldn't commit to a continuous issue because of my living situation and trying to be respectful. But, you know, honestly, I just had a complete change of heart and I've gotten rid of a lot of stuff. I am no longer being accused of stealing blitz haircut because I have my own damn haircut.
Speaker: You can have it. You can you can have that. Um look, I mean, he even rubs his beard like you Chris just because he just because you can't grow just because look just because you don't eat enough pussy to grow a beard doesn't mean that it's my fault for that. That's your fault. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: In all honesty, Mike, I would love to have you come up on a Monday night, you know, available if you're, you know, cause that's what the show is all about, man. And we can really, that's what the show is dedicated to. So we can really dive into it. We can really have the conversation and, and, and, and, and, and, and talk more about it. But however, you know, this is, you know, I'm happy to see you doing better, brother. I'm happy to see things going better, you know.
Speaker: You went through the motions, you held on and, you know, it's the same situation. You know, like I said, you know, my ex -wife and I have had it up and down. The situation was different than anything like that.
Speaker: But, you know, we came, she, she came to a breaking point and realized that it's not a matter of me trying to, you know, take the kids away from you or keep the kids from seeing you or anything like that. It's just about giving them stability and structure and stuff like that. And that's why we're going on two years that I've had custody of my kids and they're with me.
Speaker: Monday through Friday and they go with her on the weekends. And then with us, when they're on school breaks and stuff like that, we, we navigate that as we go. But I mean, the lines of communication between your answers is, is, uh, very important. And I understand not everybody has the same situation I have where, yeah, we get along, we get along very well.
Speaker: Uh, are we hanging out on the weekends? Are we, are we doing cookouts and stuff like that together? No, but if I was doing to do something, do a birthday party or something for the kids. And then I said, Hey, we're doing this for the kids. She, she would be here. You know what I mean? Her and her fiance, they would be here. We get along. That's cool. That's what we strive for. Too many stories of dads out there that don't give a fuck making a bad name for ads. We do give a fucking try.
Speaker: and and and that's a god damn shame. However, we'll say that conversation for Monday night. We'll say it for Monday. Uh you already know I got an opinion on it. So, we'll just keep on. We're going to get back to the uh like if you would like to pop back in.
Speaker: She said she was just going to pop in and explain what Ash is to Ash. Yeah, I know. And then it got heavy. So, that's what I was saying. Like, now we're done with that conversation. I was just trying to fill time because she's like, give me five minutes. So, if you want to fill 35, you can pop back in. Yeah.
Speaker: But you know to break up with a monotony let's let's have Gary Busey Let's talk about buttered sausage talk about buttered sausage where it comes from what it does Why is it doing what it's doing get it out of my face? What about buttered buttered sausage? That's not your jam. It's not your thing. You don't like it. I
Speaker: It's not my jam. I don't buy jam. I buy honey and I kiss it on the lips.
Speaker: You have to put your hammer on, you can't come on the show without this hammer on. Actually, don't put your hammer on, I don't want to go blind. So, Leggy, explain to us real quick, tell us the ashes to ashes. I'm curious. Okay, so, ashes to ashes. It starts off in like... How'd you talk to him, Leggy? What's that? How'd you talk to him? Oh, I'm so sore, man. Honestly, I'm like, I feel so sorry for myself.
Speaker: You know what all you all you dude shut up and just let her Think just don't stop leggy. Just talk No, I'm I come from Scottish heritage and she's talking and I love the accent don't stop leggy keep going
Speaker: Right, so it was actually an offshoot of another show called Life on Mars, right? It starts off in... Does everybody... Don't just put me up on my own. What the fuck? Right, you've really... You've thrown me now. Come back, everybody, please.
Speaker: Alright, so it starts off current day, right? There's a police officer, she goes to a call, a guy's got a gun, she gets shot.
Speaker: and she wakes up in the 1980s. She wakes up in 1981. And it's all like set, like all the sets and all the costumes and all the music and everything are all like through the 80s. There were three series, so it started off in 81, then we had 82 and 83. And all the way through, you know, you're trying to work out what's happened. Has she gone back in time? Has she died? Is she in a coma? You know what I mean? Like the whole thing is you don't know
Speaker: But she's living a life, you know, in a police force in the 80s, because she's still doing her job as a cop in the 80s. And basically that's what it is. It's two series in the 80s. But, you know, it's I'm not going to obviously I don't want to give you spoilers. I'm not going to tell you what the premise is. But, you know, what the actual outcome is. But if you get a chance to watch it.
Speaker: definitely watch it where we can where can we find this leggy is can we find this on netflix or it was originally a bbc series so i don't know if you guys have like bbc i player or if you have like brick blocks or something that you can get you know like uk shows on it's actually about 10 years old now maybe it's but you know what it's not brand new but it's one of those things where
Speaker: you're asking about, you know, the start and fight. The way that I was thinking is, you know, what have I bought on DVD that I would watch over and over again? And Ashes to Ashes is one of those things. You know, like I say, there was actually a series before it called Life on Mars
Speaker: Yeah, the Life on Mars. It's about a guy. He goes back, and the first thing he says is like, where's my car? And they're like, what kind of car? It's like, it's a Jeep. You drove up in a military vehicle? Yeah, so that was the 70s. And there was two cities with that. And Gene Hunt was his boss in that too. And then Ashes to Ashes was like an old suit, like a follow up to that. The Life on Mars, they actually did an American version.
Speaker: Ash's to Ash's, for anybody who's asking, is on Amazon Prime, if you have a Prime membership. Oh, I'm going to have to check that out for sure. The thing is, I watched Ash's to Ash's before I ever saw Life on Mars.
Speaker: You don't really need the background of Life on Mars to understand Ashes to Ashes. It stands alone, but our reference is constantly made to the main character in Life on Mars. There are references made to Sam Tyler all the way through it, but you can get away with watching it without seeing... So it is like Yellowstone. You can watch 1893 or 1923
Speaker: And they're all individual, their own shows. But if you watch all of them, you'll see the references in all the shows to all the shows. Yes, yes. OK, that's good. It gets the characters get referenced quite a lot. And obviously the whole thing, the two series of Life on Mars and the three series of Ashes to Ashes all culminate in the review saying, you know, what happened to them, you know? So so, yeah, definitely check that out.
Speaker: Well, yeah, definitely. Chris, what is your number two? Huh? What's your number two series? I never heard of that show. Where is her on? Is that on Netflix? I think I think. Man.
Speaker: Can I just ask a question? How long ago did you guys decide you were going to do this? How long have you had to think about it? It literally just took an hour now. So you only just decided you were doing it on the show, you hadn't pre -planned it or anything? No, it's because I saw one of my co -workers sent me a message.
Speaker: And and said, hey, you should ask us on your show. And I asked it. We all came up with our first one. Well, yeah. OK, so I was because I feel like I'm I just I thought I was at a disadvantage because you guys are. OK, no, we're all at we're all disadvantaged, some kind of way. And I was like,
Speaker: And I said that not realizing on Wednesday night that Tony was going to pop up tonight, right? And Mike was going to pop up tonight. Um, also between trying to show trying to plan a Friday night show and everything else that I do because I'm a very busy individual.
Speaker: Yeah, he's here in here for four and a half hours. You know, I honestly I I was not prepared. However, I will say Connors W pick his house. Oh, excellent house. Uhm?
Speaker: you know what? As as as the champ, I'm going to take the last pick overall. So, alright. Alright. So, I'll go next. Uh uh I have Sons of Anarchy. Jesus Christ. Tony D, what do you have second? Give me the last ship. The last ship. What is that? That came on. I think it was
Speaker: Okay. During a pandemic deal with the last Navy ship sailing, everybody was infected with them. It was a pretty good mini series. So mini series counts? Yes. All right. Perfect. All right. My number two pick. I mean, I don't know why it's a surprise to anybody. So, so I guess Mike's going next. Yes.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: I'm sorry. It must be a lag. You go ahead. I'll be last. I'm the this. I'm the this. Liggy, Liggy, Liggy, Liggy, what do you got for number two? Oh, God. Okay. Just going to throw me right in at the deep end. Okay. I'm going to go with Doctor Who.
Speaker: I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. Not the new guy or girl. What I was going to say was from 2005 onwards, so essentially the reboot from Christopher Eccleston onwards, not the classic who's but the up to date. Wow. I put Doctor Who 2005 on. Yes. Onward. Wow. That was surprising.
Speaker: All right, so Mike now it's your turn sir. Oh, it's my turn now. Are you sure? Your mic is blaring Do I need to turn it down I guess I'm Is this better? Chris has got it. Is this better? I thought he was talking to me Peaky blinders, okay
Speaker: I've watched that show three times and luckily for me I have a very bad memory so I can't always remember everything that happens So it's always like I'm watching it for the first time listen No Fighting I love this shit
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Uh, you know what? I'm going to go with the, uh, American horror story series. I thought about stealing it. I knew that was coming somewhere. I knew it was making an hour of watching it, but every season is different. Uh, but I wish I could go back to the beginning without knowing anything about the show and watch it all over again. 100%. Um, honors number three pick.
Speaker: like you better stop with your bullshit just so you know what bullshit on instagram okay sorry i haven't checked see i'm on my phone so i've got to jump in and out here to do that
Speaker: Okay. Well, keep up. So what's Connor's number three? You're sober. Mike's over. Jeff, Sony, Jeff is over. Tony is weird. Connor's number three is, uh, Dahmer. I've never even seen that series on Netflix. Really good though. Everybody said it's good. I refuse to watch it.
Speaker: Me too. So I actually went to see Jelly Roll in Jeffrey Dahmer's hometown here in Ohio and we drove past his house where he grew up at and Nikki got a picture of it. Yeah. He grew up in Bath, Ohio. Went to Jeffrey Dahmer went to OSU. That says a lot. Really?
Speaker: It says a lot about OSU. So my next one, my next one I put down Trueblood.
Speaker: through the
Speaker: No, you need to check him, Leggy. He's always cheating some kind of way. I'm just trying to go hard. My brains, don't forget, it's 20 past five in the morning here, right? So I'm at a disadvantage. I'm tired. You're at a disadvantage because your name in English shows that nobody's ever heard of. I know. I know, if it's not even that, I just, I'm just, I can't even think, you know, off the top of my head, I can't even think. You're brighter than the God of the sun. Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony,
Speaker: I'm keeping my body down on purpose, because you know exactly what I'm saying. Go ahead. Tony, you're up. No, that's the thing. We don't know what you're saying. You know, they don't, but you know, they should know. No, I don't. I'm not telepathic. My number three is it?
Speaker: Yes, this is your number three, sir. I'm going to take these. I'm going to go with The Last Resort. There was another show very similar to The Last Ship that didn't last. I think it only did maybe eight episodes for one season. Hold on a second. Did you really just make your top three picks fucking Star Trek? No. No. My first pick was Star Trek. The other two were different. The Last Ship was about a pandemic. Which Star Trek? The original. I started with the original.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Let me help you out. If you caught it from the back before and you watch it all the way through from the beginning, you will actually see from the next generation alone. Half of that shit the next generation is happening now.
Speaker: star trekking across the universe hey you know what's funny tony with the d is because of star trek we're even doing what we're doing now so fuck yourself sideways bitches whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa wait because of star trek we're doing what we're doing now
Speaker: Absolutely. You would not have cell phones. You would not have cell phones if it wasn't for Star Trek. So you're telling me that nobody on the planet can think of something that happened on Star Trek. Oh, hold on. Hold on. The first guy that was on the cell phone, he said, oh, I watched Star Trek as a kid. And I said, I wanted a communicator. So I invented a cell phone. Here's two fingers. Sit and spin. Once again.
Speaker: once again you've ever heard the concept of great minds think alike so you're saying nobody ever thought of a cell phone before we're not saying that but that was just the first guy that had the money to actually put into the investment of being left beyond most of us are using computers so star shirt because star truck if it wasn't for star truck you wouldn't have had the tablet but i digress okay
Speaker: I think you're putting a lot on Star Trek. I'm not putting nothing on Star Trek. All of our major technology showed up through Star Trek first. And for all you Star Wars fans, name one thing that came out of Star Wars.
Speaker: What sorry can't hear you wow Actually, I have to say Mike Star Wars we haven't gotten to a lovely yet because they do they did more Going into planetary into planetary than it did just exploring. They already knew about each other and they already did Quadrant technically takes takes place light years after Star Trek. Let's be honest
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. As I said to Chris, as I said to Chris when he was talking football, Mike, did you help build it? Were you there putting that screws in? No, you weren't. Calm down. All right, where are we? Where are we? You're number three.
Speaker: I'm trying so hard to not name only UK shows because you almost have no choice. You almost have no choice. Go for it. I'm going to go with a person of interest. Person of interest. Is that what the Indian chick? No, it starts off with it was the first the first episode got me hooked. It starts off with a homeless guy on a tube station.
Speaker: And it's about a whole computer network, a whole computer system that spies on everything and everybody. And it becomes sentient. We did that here in the States, actually. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We did that here in the States. It's an American show. Yeah. Yeah. It was a great show. That was a great show.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm going to go with the offer. The offer? The offer. What the offer is for those that don't know, it's on Paramount Plus. It is the making of The Godfather. Yeah. I heard the name. I didn't know what it was. Jeff, you won't like it because Miles Teller's in it. Yeah. Miles Teller is an amazing actor.
Speaker: So I'm gonna put you in the face when I meet him Chris you're number three, sir. You don't appreciate talent. That's why you don't like Star Trek Yes, what I have her blood I have true blood what Tony has last resort and Mike has the offer
Speaker: Oh, check it out. Put it the last resort. I think it was another show. That's what I put. That's what I put. The last resort. Yes. Well, I'm going to go old school. I'm going to go old school. When I wake up in the morning and the alarm will get a warning, I don't think I'm going to get it. Nice. By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look, I'm at the corner just in time to see the first time. Bye. I almost played by the bell, ladies and gentlemen. Hell yeah. I'm not mad at that.
Speaker: I'm not mad at that. Don't look at me like that, Tony D. That was a great show. So, what is Connor's number four? Connor's number four is... Young Sheldon, much like he's number one, he came in at number four. Actually, Young Sheldon is actually really good. I enjoy it. Actually, yeah. I've seen a couple of episodes. I'm not mad at it. I think it might be. Okay. Okay, so watch this. Watch this. Hold on a second.
Speaker: I feel like young Sheldon is way better than the big bang theory and the big bang theory was mediocre at best. She just told you shut the fuck up. Nice. I'm not mad at that. She said, shut your asshole. Okay. She started to kill me the other night. We were watching this. I was like, I like this show. This is actually better. And she was like, I will stab you. Oh, it gets better. Keep watching. It gets better. Well, for my number four,
Speaker: uh i have to take uh i actually uh took a took a liking to the show because of mike and chris uh mike and chris actually turned me on to the show and i actually really like it i'm gonna put in supernatural okay yeah you guys turned me on to that i really enjoyed it okay and i'm actually on my second one i'm on my second one that's the third time that you said they turned you on yeah i did
Speaker: We turn them on all the time. I divorced them 20 years ago. I'm gonna go with the X -Files. X -Files off the roof. Off the roof.
Speaker: You know what I've watched I want the what turned me on to the X -Files was was the movie I really enjoyed the movie. The first one or the second one? I think it was I didn't know there was two so I don't know. The second one was a little bit popular but that first one was a very classic movie. Is anybody is everybody doing a vintage one or an old show?
Speaker: Just whatever show you want. We're just grabbing whatever show you want. Yeah, there you go. Tony's theme song. So, Leggy, what is your number four, Madam? OK, I'm really struggling here between... Google it. No, I... OK, so my gut wants to say Only Fools and Horses, but I know that unless you live in the UK... Hey, fuck you. I love that show. That shit cracks me up. Right. I think it was that... Oh, Delboy.
Speaker: It was that or Ab Fab, but I think I'm going to go with Only Fools and Horses because I think it's probably the best sitcom that's ever been written. Chris, in all seriousness, I think you would love Only Fools and Horses. It's about two guys. They live with their dad, I think, or isn't their grandfather. It's originally their granddad. They call him granddad. But they're literally the entire series trying to get rich quick.
Speaker: and it's hilarious. They're, they're basically a British version of Abbot Costello trying to get rich quick. Let's be honest. Abbot and Costello were French. No, they were American. Who's on first?
Speaker: what's on second I don't know what's on third
Speaker: Well, you know what? I'm going to go old school as well. And I'm going to say the original Twilight Zone. I'm putting Twilight Zone and then I'm going to put original. Jeff, shall I? May I? May I, Jeffrey? Oh, if you must, sir. If you must. May I, Jeffrey? I'm ready.
Speaker: You thought you turned into a normal Saturday night, however... The original Twilight Zone is awesome, man. I love Twilight Zone. Yeah. You used to scare the shit out of me when I was a kid.
Speaker: And I grew up on horror movies and horror icons. The Twilight Zone had me fucked up for a long time. My favorite episode was still when that criminal went to what he thought was heaven.
Speaker: and he never lost anything, he always won, he could have every girl, he could eat whatever, never give fat and everything came the way that he wanted it to, he never had a fight, never had a struggle, he always won and at the end of the day, he was so miserable because everything came easy.
Speaker: And then he realized that he wasn't in heaven. He was in hell. Jeff, I have OCD and I feel like we should do six. I was thinking the same thing. Wait, where are we at? Four? You have number four next. Never mind. So number four, I'm going to go old school again. Yeah.
Speaker: because I grew up watching this and you know, I I've watched this show a million times and uh when Boy Meets World! Oh damn, I love that show. Oh my god damn show. God damn. There's a reason why I'm the champion, silly sons of bitches. You can help them pump all you want, Tony.
Speaker: but it is what it is. You know what I liked about Boy Meets World is it didn't matter if you were watching the first season or the last season at all. It was good. It was all great. And now they have Girl Meets World and you get to see Cory and Topanga growing up and they got married and they got a daughter of their own. Oh man. And that show brought me to tears. I can't tell you how many times. Oh, easily. So what is Connor number five?
Speaker: Oh no, I've seen it. Colors number five. Jeffrey from your world. And I'm surprised you didn't put this on here. I don't even know why this is on here. I almost feel bad for him and I kind of want to pick one of his other backups, but
Speaker: But House of Dragons, it's literally brand new. It's only one season, and the reason why I didn't put it on there. The first season wasn't that great. So should we do Connor a favor and not put that as his number five? No, I think so.
Speaker: people love this show. It's great. Don't get me wrong. But the the ending of the show, the final episode. Amazing. Yeah. But it's one season and it's brand new. Yeah. Agree. I think it's a backup. Let's go with I'm going to go with this first backup. His actual first backup was Criminal Minds. And I told him that was my number one pick. Yeah.
Speaker: But his backup after that is parks and rec. Oh, excellent show. Yeah. Well, I mean, the only good thing about that show was Swanson. Who's my, who's my goddamn spirit animal. Let's be honest. He's everybody's spirit animal. Let's be honest. Uh, actually, uh, Andy, Andy Dwyer is hilarious too. Yeah. Chris.
Speaker: and and uh uh Aubrey Plaza's hilarious in it too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh fat fat star Lord. Awesome. Well, Lord. He said, what the hell was his name? Chris Platt. Chris. Chris Pratt. I was in there. I was in the general vicinity. Yeah. Chris Pratt. He was fat. He was a douche but he was great. Ron Swanson and and and and his character were awesome. You know,
Speaker: for my number five, I thought about this one really hard and there's only two seasons so far, but both of them have been amazing. I'm going to go with Reacher. Are you serious, man? Yes, I am. You literally just dropped Connors. Okay, fine. I'll drop it. All right. All right. You know what? Actually, I'm going to change it because Chris is going to be kissing and moaning. I'm going to put in his sprouts.
Speaker: Okay, I had those back up because I swear I was like Chris is gonna grab those right away I have it on the list. But yeah, sure or monk So you do have a look wasn't it? Yeah, I know well, you're not your head
Speaker: No, I have a list because A, I had to get the chart ready. B, I literally sat with the kids last night and we literally started naming off shows. I got some beverages. He's the only one that's cheating.
Speaker: okay i wouldn't say he was cheating i just feel like he has a slight advantage because he knew about it in advance technically Chris was supposed to have his list and Connor had his list with backups uh we did not expect the three of you to come so yeah i'm just thinking of my head yeah it's it's okay like he he never wins anyways and even when he gets close to winning he throws it away how many did you win Mike?
Speaker: Was it the last one, but he can speech for days that was a one -liner? Nope, that wasn't it. Your penis is away, boys. My penis is massively full. So Tony, what is your next number five? That makes no sense. I think I'm going to go with the original. And I do mean the original law and order. Ooh, nice. Fuck. The original law and order.
Speaker: I don't like a lot of the crimes even though it was a reality they were pissing me off so I stopped watching it. Especially when they started doing special victims here and they could deal with shit going on against kids.
Speaker: What's his name from Full Metal Jacket? Criminal Minds. That was Criminal Minds. Is that Criminal Minds? Okay. Leggy, what's number five, madam? Well, I was thinking Law and Order, SCU, but I'm not doing that because I'm not going to be accused of copying anyone. I'm going to go... Well, we're not allowed to have duplicates. I'm going to go old school and I'm going to say Colombo. Ooh.
Speaker: I was going to say special victims unit, but you say you could say it's you could say it's for you because it's not the same. No, no, no, no, it's too similar. Let's go with Colombo instead. Actually, SVU would be a big difference.
Speaker: Yeah, but it's low hanging fruit. Let's be honest. It kind of is, but it's a very huge. You met an original. It becomes low hanging fruit instantly. So, Mike, what is your number five, sir? Personally, SVU was way better than law and order. I believe so, too. Mainly because of what's her name. Sorry, Mike. Mariska Hargathay. Yeah. And Christopher Maloney. Yes.
Speaker: I'm going to go with the American version. I do like the UK version, but I like the American version better. I'm going to go with the office. It's a terrible show. It don't matter if it was American. That's what she said.
Speaker: So many careers were started off of that show. So, one. So, Chris, you're number five, sir. My number five. Because I'm the host of this show and I have to
Speaker: You know what? Shit. Fuck. God bless. No, no, no. Number five. Number five. I'm going to go with Smallville. Nice. As a huge comic book fan. I'm actually, I'm on season four right now. As a huge Superman fan. And I'm not some douchebag on the show who has 47 Superman tattoos, who pretends to be a fan of Superman.
Speaker: You know, but yeah, I think Smallville was probably top tier when it comes to, when it comes to Superman. I think that's out of all the Superman movies with Christopher Reeve, Henry Cavall and, and, and, and, oh, what's his nuts with Superman Returns? I think Smallville is better than all the movies combined. So I'm going to go Smallville for five. Are we doing six? You want to do six? Let's do six.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm OCD about it. Yeah, I am too. So, grab one of Connor's backups there. Connor, we're already in Connor's backups. God, I wish he was here. Man, you know, I'm trying to put myself in Connor's shoes and this is almost
Speaker: kind of an advantage for Connor because he's he's got the twenty -seven time champion when it comes to the starting five in his corner. I'm going to go with uh I'm going to go with Bones. It's one of his backups. I actually had it on my backups. I had it on my backup. Excellent show. He also had castle but Bones was way better than both of them are pretty good. You watch them both. Um so I'm next. Let me grab one.
Speaker: I'm going to go ahead and put in the Walking Dead. Really? Yeah, I enjoyed the shit out of it. I mean, good show up until season five. Well, yeah, I wouldn't know that if that was the first time I was watching it again. Yeah, but I would definitely. So I can get disappointed all over again. I mean, there is that.
Speaker: You know what? You know what Jeff? Good comeback. I salute you. Cheers to you. I mean, that's a, that's a, that's a trans beer moment. That was pretty good Jeff. That was pretty good. That was a trans beer moment. So Tony, you're number six sir. Star Trek. Yeah. The Orville.
Speaker: Hey, you know, **** Yeah. It was amazing and I'm they're supposedly going to have another season, Mike. Why are you guys yelling in here? No, Orville is Seth McFarland's version of Star Trek. It's genius. It is. I think I'm going to roll with the
Speaker: I think, I think all of us can agree. We can, we wish we could go back in time before we learned that. No, but the, you know what? You know, I'm not mad at Tony's story. The coffee was the coffee show was a great show, regardless. It was a great show and a different world was good too. Yes, it was. So, uh, Leggy you're number six. Yes, he was.
Speaker: um again i'm conflicted because all the things i want to say are fucking uk based comedies um that's where you're from yeah i know but most if i say black hatter or red dwarf nobody's going to know what those things are um i'm gonna you put in borage i love red dwarf leggy i love red dwarf i love a lot red dwarf was my favorite thing when i was a kid
Speaker: You know, there's always the classic of it's bouquet, dear. Yes, I didn't find that. I didn't find that that funny. OK, do you know what? Oh, my God. Completely left field. I'm going to go on the other tangent. Although I really want to say Blackadder or Red Dwarf, I'm going to say the Blacklist. Oh, OK. Wow. Wow. I like the faulty. I actually do well.
Speaker: Yes, Faulty Towers was good. I thought Faulty Towers was hilarious. It is the Monty Python crew, so. No, it was just Sean, please. I liked the films that are like, I liked like Life of Brian and that, you know, Holy Grail and stuff, but not actually the show, you know. I liked the Monty Python show. I didn't really like Life of Brian, although the
Speaker: I want to see this because I want to see I want to see that. Matt Lewis was hilarious. But the life of Brian has so many one liners are funny. Yeah. Yeah. But the meaning of life was great. Can we have you over there? So, Mike, you're number six, sir. I'm going to go with the Amazon hit show.
Speaker: the boys. Since Glick did Small Hill, I'll throw in the boys. You know, after seeing what happened to Mother's Milk, I'm not mad at it because, because holy shit, we talked about that when we laughed our asses off. So Chris, the final one of the night, dude, what is your number six pick if you can watch the series for the first time again?
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Well, damn it. I'm the horror fan. I feel like you're only one show that I could possibly do. We're all ears. You don't know that? We can't hear it. If we can't hear it, it's blocking us. Yeah.
Speaker: Try to get to the end. Yeah, no, it's cutting it out big time. We can't even hear that. This is like the time when he was singing along with the song and there was no fucking song. Yeah, he was from the crypt. Okay. Yeah.
Speaker: That was a good one. Maybe next time, just say it. Maybe next time, shut your fucking mouth. The last of the Mohicans monologue. Yeah, no shit. That's supposed to be a one -liner. That was a great line. That was a great line. But it wasn't a line. It was a monologue. We're going to go from we're going to we're going to go final pick, Tales from the Crypt.
Speaker: I loved that growing up. I watched every episode every season and you know I would love to watch it again without any memory of it as a horror fan. It's on Netflix. It's on Netflix. And the original Goose Boxes on Netflix. And Adam Ant was in an episode of Tales from a Crit. There's one for you to find.
Speaker: in an archive somewhere. What is it? Billy's, Billy Zane was in one. Uh, Adam Ant. Remember Adam Ant, the singer. Oh yeah. So, so just recently I started watching, uh, Highlander. Highlander's on B cop. Right. I know. Before you guys start giving me shit about Highlander, fuck with movies. And I love the television show.
Speaker: The television, the television show had so many great cameo appearances by, by musicians and actors and stuff that were other mortals that Adrian Paul killed, you know, Adrian Paul and Duncan McLeod of the clan McLeod. Yes. Christopher Lambert was the original Highlander in the movies. And Christopher Lambert was in the Highlander television show, but you had all these cats like
Speaker: like big name musicians and movie actors and stuff like that, uh, that were in the, that were in the television show. And there were other mortals that, uh, Adrian Paul took their head. Well, I had.
Speaker: in Mexico, taking head. I'm talking about chopping their heads off. The Highlander TV series and I almost and I always put it on my list, but I was like, nobody does this unless you're a real fucking nerd like I am. I agree. The Highlander television show, the theme was by Queen and a lot of the music in the show was by Queen. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Speaker: Um, I actually liked the TV show more than I did the movies. And I even liked the animated TV show that showed on a Saturday morning cooking for one year. Islander was awesome. The movie series. I still haven't watched all the Highlander movies. I've never seen a single one for the American.
Speaker: The live acting TV show was enough for me. That was Highlander. I never understood Lambert as Highlander. I just like his little sobbing, wrathly voice. I love Christopher Lambert. But Adrian Paul was always waiting to me for Mortal Kombat. Adrian Paul took Bull's head from Night Court. Nice. Yeah.
Speaker: in like the second episode you know i just found out that bull was in smallville he played he was in an episode of smallville i just i've never seen smallville all the way through you know we we know some people who claim to be actors and and and have like one or two credits and then like like six credit like they weren't even credited for what they did
Speaker: However, you know, the gentleman who played bull in night court was in a lot of a lot of shit. I'm an actor. I'm an actor. So are you talking about people who have had eight jobs in 22 years? Those kind of people. Why don't you watch your mouth before I get bougie and ghetto?
Speaker: the the
Speaker: No, I'm actually trying to finish back on my clothes. She's not dead. She's on the damn show. Marshall. Is she? Yeah, she's on the show. Is she on the name? Yes, she is. Don't worry. I'll send it over. So, uh, I did have some backups. I had how I met your mother breaking bad, stranger things, the middle, of course, Reacher, the Witcher, uh, and, and psych. Wow. All low hanging fruit. Good job. Yeah.
Speaker: Well sometimes he forgets his role on this show. So it was really cool and not playing. So this is the crazy thing about this show. 100 % not playing.
Speaker: at all and Mike to show up here tonight. We were, we brought back the starting five. Um, you know, so, so we, we, we have like a nonsensical nonsense reunion. We have the starting five coming back and we have newcomers to the starting five who are eligible to take it all. Not chatter's box or anything like that. You know, we got newcomers, Leggy and Connor.
Speaker: Would you like to recap everybody's picks? You can do one at a time. You don't have to go. Connors, number one, ladies, number one. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, so Chris had criminal minds, American horror stories saved by the Bell, Boy Meets World, Small Bell and Tales from the Crypt. I had Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy, True Bloods, Supernatural, Scrubs and Walking Dead. Connor had Big Bang Theory, House, Dahmer.
Speaker: Young Sheldon, Parks and Rec, and Bones. Leggy had Ashes to Ashes, Dr. Who from 2005 on. Person of Interest, Only Fools and Horses, Columbo, and The Blacklist. Tony had Star Trek, the original. Last Ship, The Last Resort, X -Files, Law and Order, the original, and The Cosby Show. And Mike had Yellowstone, Piggy Blinders, The Offer, Twilight Zone, the original, The Office, and The Boys.
Speaker: That's some lineups right there. So, Jeff, all I need you to do, I want you to listen very carefully to the words that are about to come out of my mouth. All I need you to do, send me that list so I can put it up on the nonsensical nonsense podcast. I'm taking pictures now. If you guys would like to put it on your own platforms, that that is perfectly fine and dandy. All I ask is tag me
Speaker: so that I can keep track of the votes. Just tag, nonsensical nonsense, so I can keep track of the votes, or tag me partially. If you want to vote for yourselves, you're more than welcome to vote for yourselves. If you want to vote for somebody else's list, you are more than welcome to vote for somebody else's list. Just tag me. That's all I ask. That way, if you do put it on your personal social medias or whatever, that way -
Speaker: That way I can keep track of them easily. You know what I mean? At the end of the day, whether it be nonsensical nonsense or me personally, because I would like to keep track of myself personally. I'm just going to put it on the podcast pages. Maybe I'll put it on my OnlyFans page. It was sent.
Speaker: I'm still trying to grow my OnlyFans page. It's in your Snapchat now, sir. I got it. So I mean, I don't know. We'll see. Follow me on OnlyFans because I need the money. I need the money. I don't know what's going to happen. But I might need the money. My wiener's not on there, but look, it's a sexy tone bitch.
Speaker: Michael's back in the building. Yeah. So yeah, like I said, so if you share it on your personal pages or anything like that, just tag me so I can keep track of the votes and whether you go by the likes or if you want to put each one of us in the comments and when people can vote on it that way, just let me know that way I can keep track. And we'll go to next Saturday night. Next Saturday night, we'll
Speaker: We'll keep the door open tomorrow when I put everything up until next Saturday night. Yep. Okay with that? Sounds good to me. Sounds good, brother. Tony's playing with his pass. Tony's playing with his pass. And Leahy's Cox, this is broken. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sitting here, I'm lying here in agony, actually.
Speaker: Once again, Leggy's got us in bed. Are we surprised at this point? I mean, Leggy basically said Monday, Wednesdays, and Saturdays. I was saying. I mean, she takes us to bed three nights a week. I'm going to decide. Sounds like you're complaining. I'm not complaining. I'm just putting the obvious. I'm just stating the obvious. I'm just saying. I want to be complaining.
Speaker: Sounds like a rifle and appreciate it. Sounds like you a frisky little. Yeah. She takes she takes two to six minute bed a night.
Speaker: They say it's Scotland, you know, that little island over there. Here's a frisky latch. I'm just saying rumors. Did you hear that? You know, like you said, as we said on Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays with the Sasquatch and a garden gnome.
Speaker: That's now the sound of Leggy falling downstairs. Brought to you by the letter F, or fell down the stairs. That is way worse than where that sound originated from. I know, right?
Speaker: You would think that you would think that you know I've got plenty of padding.
Speaker: on my arse so that hey, you know what? I'm glad you said it because I was thinking it's still fucking sore. It hasn't saved me. No, I, I fell down these, the stairs I have here and we have concrete stairs. Like there was a little bit of water on it and I fucking slipped and it fucking hurt for like four days. Same thing about the padding and stuff like that. It was too easy. It was too low hanging fruit.
Speaker: Plus it sounded mean. My fat arse didn't save me, put it that way. Yeah, you broke your cock. That's what happens when you blame your cock in public. The thing is, actually, without going into too much detail on here, I was already at A &E earlier in the week, not for me, but for a close family member. And I was there the almost the entire day, you know, I called an ambulance at twenty to four in the afternoon and we were there till like half two in the morning. So
Speaker: When I fell down the stairs two days later, I thought I am not fucking going back to the hospital to get this checked out, you know? And if I have...
Speaker: chipped my tailbone or you know fractured something like what are they going to do they can't put my fucking arse in a sticky you know so you know what i guess all i can do is just like try and rest up and hope it's like ribs right you can't fix broken ribs you have to just wait for them to heal so yeah pretty much but it's so sore every time i move getting up sitting down getting in the car i'm just in an agony
Speaker: Yeah, I do not envy you, because like I said, the day where I fell on those stairs, man, oh, Jesus. I'm ducked up on painkillers, but they're really not doing anything. Chris, I'm going to send you a new copy. I just found a spelling error. I mean, go figure it out. Only one. Only one.
Speaker: Wow, that's important. Only one that, well, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate, I ate,
Speaker: whoa whoa whoa whoa Michael Michael Tony are you saying something cuz your things moving but we don't hear you I'm packing up my stuff while y 'all going pollution
Speaker: the asshole who tried to sway the votes, the asshole who tried to choose to give up was the one and only big dog when we was not putting that on our personal social medias. And even when you put it on your social medias, you still couldn't beat me when all it was was on the podcast page. And Tony's accused me of
Speaker: You got more followers than everybody here. Yeah, well, it's not about my personal pages. I mean, you, you, you literally went and begged for votes and, and, and people weren't even looking at the list and they were voting for you and you still couldn't beat me. What are you talking about? Nobody, I wasn't thinking about you. This definitely, definitely sounds like a Willy. We've been talking about you in your, in your Joe Biden election votes. Oh God.
Speaker: and you got caught. I got something I want to say. I've got something that I'm going to say. It's really important. How do you hurt your body? And then you got called out and then I got, and then a bunch of people got mad at me who were fans of me before they even knew you. I just didn't give them the attention that you give them. They got butter.
Speaker: uh okay i hadn't realized this is such a serious thing before i got involved i'm like oh you got serious
Speaker: it got really serious it's like i thought it was just a bit fun like chill out oh it was it's all fun it's all fun until it got serious it got real serious when people started getting personalized belts and rubbing it in on every episode i mean 27
Speaker: They got personal and a bunch of I'm going to be nice. I'm going to be nice.
Speaker: I would be nice and a bunch of women who were following me and were friends to me of mine and enjoyed my content and didn't meet Mike until after me on TikTok. And I just didn't give them the attention that he gives them. And that's okay. You know, judgment, you know, do your thing, Mike.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: I was gonna take you Jesus Don't hurt me like you did last time I was I was gonna say the only difference was when I say I love you to the D and Tony and Jeff says I love you it makes him feel all weird and cringy and I'm gonna be late you said it would but however
Speaker: I, you know what, she's in the same boat as us. We're, we're all trying to survive the Titanic in a survival boat. And we're like, we love you, Tony, as he's going underwater, he's rounding and nobody's here to save him. And we would be there to save him. All he has to do is say, I love you back, but he won't say it to anyone. No, there's plenty of room. There's plenty of room on the door. You know,
Speaker: We bring fucking Connor on our goddamn boat instead of Tony because honors like I love you guys And yeah, and then Tony falls to the we're just not as masculine as Tony apparently No, he's worth just more secure in our we're just more secure in our sexiest sexuality than I Would fucking hope that I'm not as masculine as 20. I have your problem. No
Speaker: I was gonna say, you're pretty masculine. You broke your cock! You broke your cock! Let's be honest, that's pretty masculine.
Speaker: you broke your cock. Let's be honest. That's pretty masculine. That's a cock for 43 years. I've never broke mine. You're some of us in this, in this chat that we'll have a conversation and say, I love you, Tony D. And he'd rather drown in the ocean than say it back. And that's why we don't me, you like me. We bring Connor on the boat instead of Tony because Connor's like, I fucking love you guys. I love you guys. Don't let me drown. Yeah.
Speaker: Tony won't do that. I didn't like that gray at the top, Chris, so I changed it. I'm being quiet at the moment. Really? Since when are you being quiet? No, yeah. Yeah. What? Words are hard, aren't they, Lee? No, it's not hard. It's just that, you know. It's interesting. Yeah, we hear that.
Speaker: It's a tough subject. I understand. Trust me. Trust me. I know where you're coming from. Just off of our conversations. And I'm not going to push and cry. But yeah, it's kicking the baubles. Yeah. Put this way, the things that are said in private, you know, are different to the things that are said in public. And that leads to
Speaker: Words and actions aren't congruent to each other. It causes problems with trust because if someone's saying something to you privately and then not saying it publicly, why are they not saying it publicly? You know, what's the fucking, what's the issue? What's the deal? What's the embarrassment? I don't understand. So yeah, it causes issues. Nope, nope. Trust me, you're good.
Speaker: you, you, you will know explanations. You are good. Trust me. Yeah. I promise you that we've had the conversations. We've talked about it and you all know you and, and it all worries that you would owe any kind of validation or anything like that is at the end of the day, if one of these fucking pussies who've learned what to come up here and say something sideways, and then I would just be like, hi bitches.
Speaker: Well, the thing is, like, the narrative, the thing is that it causes problems in the fact that then the narrative becomes, it's all one -sided, he's chasing him, blah, blah, blah, he's a stalker, he's this, he's that. Like, stop being a psycho stalker for nonsense. But you know what I mean? Like, that's what it leads to, because, well, you know, you know what the narrative is. Well, you know, it's
Speaker: You're not saying that I'm saying it. You know what? At the end of the day, I'm saying it. You're not. You know what? This this fucking this. All right. All right. Hold on a second. I'm trying to. You got you got 20 something minutes to get this out. I'm going to I'm going to go and apologize to like you like you like you and like you and like you alone.
Speaker: fuck you, motherfuckers. Every one of you motherfuckers got this goddamn narrative, little psycho, the stalker, blah, blah, blah, Jason after, this, that other thing. No, motherfuckers, what you don't know is what was going on behind the scenes. What y 'all don't know is what was going on behind the scenes and what y 'all only know is what the narrative that you are led to believe, and the narrative that you are led to believe wasn't even by the two people that it pertains to. It was brought up by fucking people that don't fucking matter at the end of the day.
Speaker: situation that they had between them two in private was like a part in the wind. It doesn't matter. Nobody's business but their own at the end of the day and y 'all made up **** stories and y 'all made up **** narratives and some of you guys were privy to it and what you chose to do is be **** spineless pieces of ****
Speaker: Yeah, Mike, what you chose to do is not not be adults. And what you chose to do is fall in line with the people that you think matter. Well, those people that you think matter like you, they're fucking nobodies and there will always be nobodies. You all are fucking losers and.
Speaker: You're not shitting life and you will never be shitting life. No matter how much money you make, no matter how many fake friends you have online, at the end of the day, you're fucking nobodies. And you're all gonna die alone. And you don't get the privilege to speak on anybody's fucking life and judge them and determine what they do or they don't do. For those of you who are actually out there living your life and doing the things by what you feel is right and what you think is right, that's what you should do.
Speaker: And I know a lot of you motherfuckers have got it twisted and a lot of motherfuckers out there got it. Got your world spinning around and around because me and this woman right here lady our friends. Y 'all don't like that shit y 'all are fucked up by the fact that lady and our friends. Yeah, we are friends. And what we did is we fell into your fucking narrative and we listened to your goddamn fairy tales, like they were written.
Speaker: Like they were written by some fucking fairy tale novelists like Dr. Seuss and some other dumb shit like that. And now the fact that we got all the lines of communications, it's got you fucked up and it's got you hating everything about what we do. When at the end of the day, all we are is winning. We're winning and we're proceeding and we're growing and we're being better than you will ever be in your fucking life.
Speaker: You can count your innings, you can count your dimes, you can count your quarters, you can count your dollar bills for all we give a damn. But at the end of the day, none of that shit matters. Stay hating, stay fucking mad. Cuz we're gonna stay growing, we're gonna stay winning, and we won't stay progressing. My girl is going for a month at Edinburgh Festival every night.
Speaker: an hour fucking show every goddamn night in front of a crowd no less fucking proud of her yeah it's awesome we're coming out here we're doing our show we're doing our show three nights a week
Speaker: And we got other shows and other artists and other content creators coming on here to announce their news, their big news, their huge announcements and everything else. They're coming on here. They like what we do. We're having fun. We're enjoying life. They're coming here because they know that we're going to push them and support them and promote them.
Speaker: And it's not about us being better than anybody else at the end of the day. It's about us fucking supporting people for real.
Speaker: Our guys are talking shit, man. They got their one year anniversary coming up. They've been doing big things for an entire fucking year. They've done interview after interview after interview, man. They've had people from the, from the movie world, from the podcast world, from the, from the, you know, you name it. They've had the goddamn, I mean, literally just a couple of weeks ago, they had the killer from, from, from, from happy birthday.
Speaker: or I, you know, whatever, you know, happy birthday, man. They had, they had this guy on their show. We are literally here supporting and promoting and pushing our fucking people. And y 'all are just a bunch of sad motherfucking sex, not doing shit.
Speaker: Pretending like you're something and this goes out to other podcasters who claim to be Influencers or the streamers who think they're doing something y 'all ain't doing shit The motherfuckers want to fucking talk about supporting and promoting and everything like that. Where you at? Where you at because we was there She was there. She was promoting you guys. We was promoting you guys. We was telling people about you guys But y 'all weren't there
Speaker: No, that's fucked up, man. No, that's fucked up, man. Fuck all them haters. Fuck all the haters, man. We're going to keep doing what we do. And on right now, I'm proud of what's coming up at all. God damn it. If the means, if the means were there, I 100 % would be there. I wonder that I would get the, and this is a lot for me.
Speaker: I would 100%. If the means were there and I was able to, I would jump on a flight. You've got me feeling a bit teary after that speech. I would get on a goddamn airplane and all I had to do was just be in the audience. All I got to do is be in the audience just so she could see me there supporting her. Oh, I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there.
Speaker: I'm going to support you on social media. You think I'm getting, I will buy me some Sharpies. I'm going to hand out signs, say nom, nom, nom. Every goddamn show, I want it on our social media. I want us tagged in it and I want it on our social media.
Speaker: So we can share it because that's what it's all about. You know, we're in that talking shit. I want those guys to have an awesome one year celebration. I want these guys to be everywhere, you know, Jarvis and Alyssa when they blow and when they start doing it, you know,
Speaker: There's a difference like stop hating man y 'all hating and and you're nothing like Jesus fucking You know, you know what? You know a quick can I cut in because I don't know what's going on with that, but you're saying stop hating You know what? I want to hate I want people to actually Mike you're saying right now. I have something for it
Speaker: Allow me.
Speaker: Completely I'm a I'm a completely different man today than what I was a year ago And I'm better for it and my content is better for it and I've changed my life So, you know what if you hate on me all you want I get better in spite of you If you live work free you live Rick. I live Rick free in your head. Yes Just it's just people hate on hate on people unnecessarily
Speaker: They've got nothing. They've got nothing better to do. There's haters and then there's people who intentionally, relentlessly, intentionally try to destroy someone's relationship. For two fucking years. Yeah. Well, I get that too.
Speaker: Unfortunately, sometimes in relationships, you. All right, I'm going to I'm going to. I'm going to say this. This is why I'm kept around. I'm so good. Unfortunately, we are human beings find ourselves in relationships.
Speaker: And sometimes we ignore the red flags and sometimes we don't pay attention to things that are obvious to us. I'm not mentioning any names or any relationship or anything like that. But at the end of the day, I had a very good friend of mine. What's up, Dom? Love you, brother. My homie, my homie Dominique. Yeah, his name is Dominique, but it's a dude. What's up, Dom? And his grandma told me,
Speaker: something once upon a time. As she said, Glick, everything is done in the light will eventually come to the light. Now, you know, I don't miss this is my little brother. I love this cat to the moon and back and whatever you want to say it.
Speaker: Dom's a black guy. I'm a white guy. When we first seen each other, we used to work together. The first day we met each other, his thought was, look at this fucking hillbilly redneck racist cracker motherfucker. And my thoughts was, look at this fucking ghetto ass thug wannabe little bitch. You know what I mean? But, you know, we realized that we was both wrong. And that's my guy. That's my dude. One other percent. That's my brother from another mother.
Speaker: And as he always says, when I say that's my brother from another mother, he's like from a different color. Grandma told. You know, like I said, what's done in the dark always comes to the light. And that shit hit me hard. That shit, that shit had me fucked up and they had me hit. And I live by that shit to this day. RIP grandma. Love you.
Speaker: And that's what it is. At the end of the day, what's done in the dark comes and comes. I feel like there are a lot of people who attract darkness, like attract. I used to be one of them. Like, I got to be one of them. I mean, attracts drama, attracts, you know, thrive off it. But, you know, these people will seem to migrate towards each other. They attract their own.
Speaker: they they instead of oh that's perfect i like that that's good right there right i've been playing with it i've been playing with it you know instead of what she said yes
Speaker: Yeah. Instead of instead of dealing with with who you are virtually. Am I an asshole? Yes. Oh, sorry. I didn't I didn't realize that was that wasn't a rhetorical question. Actually, actually, that's a rhetorical question. And it was coming out of my mouth. I was like, you know, this is a real question. Let me ask the people in the chat. Am I an asshole? Are the people in the in the room?
Speaker: Unfortunately, we only have 10 minutes until I end this show and bring it right back up. I was going to say, yeah, we can bring it back up. But the question is, am I an asshole? No, you know, here's the thing. You're capable of being an asshole, but we all are. There it is. That's the word. That's exactly. Thank you. You know what? I have I have known. I have known Glick for going on five years now.
Speaker: And I've met him and I've been through some stuff with him. And I can honestly say that Glick personally is one of the most kind -hearted, supportive person that you'll ever meet. But on this podcast, he's an asshole. I think honestly, and I wasn't exaggerating when I was seeing, I was feeling like I was tearing up. And I do feel a little bit emotional because
Speaker: We have come so far, you know, Glick and I have come so far from the way things were a year ago. Yeah. And the narrative that was... We're talking about an awkward episode of Jesus Christ. And the shit that he would say about me because whatever was being said, some behind the scenes was being said, some were whatever. And to hear him sitting there saying, you know, that he's proud to me about the fringe thing. Like, that means a lot because
Speaker: It's actually, it's a miracle we do talk to each other. That's everything that's happening. Agreed. You know? Yeah, I remember, I remember you were here when I was on the show regularly. I remember that. I remember some episodes. Well, no, the episode, I don't know if you were here or not, Mike, but the episode, these two got in it. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: they were talking over they were yelling over each other and I muted her so I could hear him no and then I was going to mute him and let her speak she got all pissed and jumped off before I got to play with what was going on no no I was not trying to be country and you know what I'm still going to boot you in the fucking boss for that
Speaker: Oh, enjoy it. Don't worry. Damn. I'll assume the position, baby. Don't you worry. Kinky bastard. Yes, I am. Hashtag jokes on you. That's what I'm into.
Speaker: Well, let's do this if you're all free let's go ahead and end the show real quick because I know I Know 20 more years
Speaker: Give it 20 more years! Give it 20 more! He's actually an asshole! Yeah, you're an asshole! He's a good asshole! End the fucking show, ya fuck! He's still upset about the divorce. Yes, he is. He's very upset.
Speaker: Make sure you drop the link in the chat. Mike, you're still in the group chat, aren't you? Yeah, of course I am. Jeff, send the, send the link to the group chat, drop the chat in the comments. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Oh my God. This was a weird Saturday night. We had a lot of fun, man. Holy crap. I started the show out with no co -host, the guys from talking shit. We're here hanging out with us. Make sure you tune in February 8th at 8 PM.
Speaker: for the talking shit one year anniversary, all kinds of guests, all kinds of, uh, fun stuff, a huge announcement, huge special guests, all that fun jazz. Um, we will be back brand with a brand new episode Monday night, um, the weekly bro check. We're going to dive into men's mental health as usual. Uh, you know, talk about this and the other thing,
Speaker: Uh, you know, whoever wants to pop in is welcome to join us. Uh, you know, I, I hate to play that, but, um, you know, I got just a couple of things I want to talk about. Um, uh, I've been there before, like, yeah, this happened way more times than I like to admit to, but, uh,
Speaker: happens to the best of us. Let's be honest. You just you just pretend it didn't happen to keep on trucking. Okay. That's right. Exactly. However, I do. I do want to we we've had no music tonight. So, I do want to wrap the show up with a little with a little music. I'll do this. I'm going to do this. I think I might have
Speaker: but I think it's going to be named Tupac featuring a miracle of sound with Vahala calling. Here we go.
Speaker: It's just the way that I'm dressed, ain't it? Can't just press like your shoes, first being press laced So I kiss it, ain't it? Then at the shave of cologne, it made him just faint Plus I show up with a coat, fresh in and wet paint So your mother's a chess game, checkmate Or girl, your body's laying and jump me in, dang, bang, bang Yes, a rhubarb, I was thinking the same thing So if I'm get on this kid's rock, bop with the bop, dang, dang
Speaker: Break the bill, bring dead beings, yeah Stupid whales, girl, you're a real, lose your tooth and nail Try to fight it, try to deny it, still with you a fail What I do, I do it real, soon from the end Yeah, boy, shoot the kill, have a brat rat on my deathbed Screaming, F that, yeah, super ill Baby, what the dear, we could chill Split a half a pill, lit a happy meal, fuck a snake, swallow it
Speaker: My toes are on the steps, we'll never see Fuck the bills, it's the garden tool To make me introduce you to my power tool You know the fuckin' hell, how you do? Specs fail, no one can dispose of it Some of Steve Massengill City's got the master bill Baby, create this shit, cause it's your goddamn jam You said it you want your bruce lines, a little more compact We'll show it to young black men These other cats, they metaphorically wild men
Speaker: I hear the clock is standing over me Screaming I can make it, got a party Pull the bullet, oh swaying here Nigga, fella Can't breathe, something's evil in my IV Cause every time I breathe, I think they killing me I'm having nightmares, I'm a side of fantasies I wake up strangling, dangling my bad seats I call a nurse cause it hurts to reminisce I pick it up to this, I won't stay fake and miss Somebody help me, tell me when it comes from here Cause even though it's quiet
Speaker: I'm trying to run the whole place Oops, I'm walking through the cemetery Dressed to the roof, I'd rather die like a man Than live like a coward There's a ghetto up in heaven and it's out of sight
Speaker: It's what we scream as we dream in the Illinois State And I'm quick, it's a lifetime, I hate it Damn, I'm lookin' this baby And fuck me, cause the streets got our way, babe We gotta eat no more instantation, it's in every black male's trap And they wonder why we sue us, I don't run and down strap, it's the police Police try to see it, it's a million motherfuckers And just like me, just like me Just like me, just like me
Speaker: if you're still listening and you're still hanging out stay tuned because we're coming right back for nonsensical nonsense part two ladies and gentlemen
Speaker: We're going to hit this real quick. Ladies and gentlemen, if you're not already going to check out the social media, Facebook, Instagram, X and tick tock. Don't forget, you can join us live every Monday, Wednesday and Saturday, YouTube, Twitch and Facebook. And you can listen to us any place, any time. We'll be listening to podcasts at all at nonsensical nonsense podcast, or you can simply run out over the bio dot link slash nonsensical nonsense. All those links are there for you to click on.
Speaker: Including the links to our sponsors Make sure you use promo code words are hard at check out get those discounts on with that being said Jeffrey one time. Let him know This is Michael it's been a long time. Can you let him know one time big dog? Take real hate over fake love. He saw what ever wanted peace out a time down down. Yeah
Speaker: That was a long time ago. We miss it. We miss it. We still make fun of you for it. Just give it to us one time. One time.
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