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Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until her eyes glow red She whispers prayers into the wind and she communes with the dark
Speaker: The blade above her head As I began to breathe, she said, Oh, I'm all alone in the sky Take this sacrifice, I wanna live for you
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar.
Speaker: I just put them on the roller yesterday they're pretty good. No man like something sharp something like I can stab defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there it's kind of like a Ritz cracker pregnant with a cheese baby. All right well let me just take one of these lighters and I'm gonna borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well. Yeah bathroom key all right.
Speaker: I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back. And that'll be $13 .62. And I'm going to have to have it exact same. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment. Whatever, man. OK. Just that. Just that. No, I'm sorry.
Speaker: In the sky, take this sacrifice I wanna live forever And now, spirit in the earth Give me all of us, make me a timeline
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: Take this sacrifice I want to live forever
Speaker: Tell them to watch Never Have I Ever. They might get a kick out of that. I loved it. They probably have. Last night it was like midnight. John McEnroe. John McEnroe. He narrates the show. He's hilarious. At one point, at certain points. Damn, Davey. That's gold.
Speaker: He's talking to the main character like damn that's cold They got mad at me last night cuz it was like midnight and I kicked him out of my bedroom so I could go lay down I was like I don't care you can watch it tomorrow. No shit cuz cuz I'd give him cash Netflix so Die and see him to the fucking world
Speaker: Well, like I said, I don't know what it's called, like Outer Banks or some show like that. I'm getting ready to watch Jungle Cruise. I'm curious about it.
Speaker: Oh, you're gonna watch Jungle Cruise with The Rock and you're curious about it. Let me tell you what the movie is. Let me tell you what the movie is. The movie is Rampage. The movie is any Fast and Furious movie The Rock's been in. The movie is any fucking movie that The Rock's been in. Jumanji. It's kind of a remake of Caribbean Queen. I'm not Caribbean Queen. What's it called?
Speaker: Jungle Queen or I forget what it is. Jungle Cruise. No, no. Jungle Cruise. It's Jumanji on a boat. Yeah, pretty much. Have you watched Jumanji? It's actually Robert Redford did a movie with Katherine Hepburn back in the days. It's called Something Queen. Have you watched Jumanji?
Speaker: Oh yeah, I've seen it. Have you seen the latest too? Yeah, I was not impressed. Yeah, you're about to watch Jumanji 3. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, you're going to watch Jumanji 3. Pretty much. Enjoy that. Yeah, well, there's a whole lot of inside things that people have been on the Disney Jungle Cruise tour at Disney.
Speaker: There's a lot of references to that. I watch a video on all the references, but it's not Caribbean Queen, it's... God damn, I have to look it up. It was Katherine Hepburn and Robert Redford back in the day, like the 50s.
Speaker: Have you been on Disney's Jungle Cruise at the park? Have you been on the ride? No, no. You're going to understand all those references that they make in the movie? You're not selling this movie. You're not selling this movie. Well, like I said, it's partly a remake of
Speaker: of the movie with Robert Redford and Catherine Hepburn that I cannot remember the name of because it's been forever. I've seen it. And my grandmother, once again, my grandmother, I used to have all those fucking movies like we talked about Pollyanna, that one one episode. So kind of goes with that. But give us an intro since we've been live for a good three minutes. No, no, no, please, please make more for myself. I cannot remember the name of that movie. It's driving me nuts.
Speaker: keep explaining to everybody how much you want to see the rock and yet another rock movie that has been the same rock movie in every movie that the rocks been in. And somehow this is the highest paid actor on the planet was funny as fuck, dude. Oh, it was the rocking type shirts beating people up. Oh, wait. I'm pretty sure I've seen that. But that every other rock movie is still funny. It's still funny.
Speaker: We do have to talk about the homework. I did do the homework. Did you? We talked about Wednesday. We talked about Austin Powers and you said watch Austin Powers and see if it holds up. I didn't say I was going to watch it. I told you to watch it. I did watch it. I watched it yesterday. You did your homework. Good job. But anyways, Saturday,
Speaker: What's up, everybody? How are you doing? Welcome to another thrilling episode of nonsensical nonsense where Jeff is already five minutes into this podcast has already got me fired up because he's trying to convince me on how great Jungle Cruise is going to be. I didn't. It's just another I said I'm going to watch it. I didn't say it was going to be great. I do not know how excited he is. Anyways, welcome everybody to not sensible nonsense.
Speaker: I'm your host, the greatest of all time, Blake.
Speaker: to buy over there. That rides the rocks. Cox. Yeah. Co -host extraordinaire. I'm just saying, I'm going to see it as an escapism, which is how I see movies as escapism from the monotony that is regular life. Anyways, if you guys aren't already, feel free to
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Speaker: at Nonsense with Nonsense podcast at gmail .com. Not that anybody ever does, but be our first. And if you want to email Jeff and if you want to email Jeff, you can email Jeff. I love The Rock and all of his movies are the best movies ever made. I never said that. You know, in all seriousness,
Speaker: I'm not saying The Rock is a great actor, but some of the movies are actually kind of funny. It's okay. And it's usually the movies he's not in, the parts he's not in, like the part that he's in, but he's not like, uh, of central intelligence. Well, they throw the fat kid that's supposedly The Rock, uh, singing in the shower and they throw him onto the basketball court. I thought, look,
Speaker: The Rock is not a horrible actor. Not all of his movies are horrible. He's no Keanu Reeves. I'll give you that. The thing is, if you've seen one Rock movie, you've seen all Rock movies. Well, you could say that about Schwarzenegger, too.
Speaker: And Van Dam. Okay, you shut your, now you've crossed the fucking line. No, no, no. You leave our 90s action heroes alone. My wife can't stand Van Dam. She's like, oh God, is there anything else on? And I'm like, no. You leave our 90s action heroes alone. Those were the guys back in the day growing up. Stallone.
Speaker: Yes, Seagal, Stallone, Vanneu, Schwarzenegger, all those guys. I've seen Underseas so many times, it's ridiculous. I love that fucking movie. Yeah, Kevin Hart's movies are the same way I can. Yeah, Kevin Hart is very similar to The Rock. I've heard of movies the same. But The Rock and Kevin Hart also make a ton of movies together, so. Yeah. Kevin Hart's funny as fuck, though. It's just his movies are dumb as shit. Well, it's the same thing when
Speaker: Chris Rock started doing movies. When Chris Rock started doing movies, they were like, oh, just write some of the lines he says on on stage. Yeah. And like if you watch Chris Rock in Lethal Weapon 4, you're like, oh, my God. So bad. Well, I mean, when he's with other people and he's not like the main star, he's not too bad. Chris Rock isn't too bad because wasn't he in
Speaker: Wasn't he even grown -ups or am I thinking of somebody else? Yeah, Chris Roxanne grown -ups. Yeah, I thought so. Kevin James. David Spade. Steve Buscemi's in him. Yeah, Sandler's crew. Yeah, Sandler's crew. And I'm telling you, I stand firm that if Chris Farley had not died, Kevin James would not have a fucking career as big as he does.
Speaker: Oh, well, I think Chris Farley would have had the Kevin James parts. Yeah, he would have never been in Sandler's crew because Farley would have been there. Yeah, Farley would have told him there and killed it. Kevin James got big before he got saddled up with Sandler. Well, yeah, because he did that King of Queens.
Speaker: Yeah, apparently Kevin James is an asshole. He's actually pretty fucking funny. Oh, he's funny. But he's apparently an asshole in real life. He's like, they're having a holly of movies. I still tolerate you.
Speaker: I wouldn't put that on Kevin James. I wouldn't put that kind of you on it. I'm just saying, sometimes a bit do break first purchase. Well, I don't know. But that's rumors. I don't know from fact about Kevin James. Kevin likes to pick fights and then play the victim.
Speaker: Yeah. But hopefully saves okay. What happened? I guess she's in the hospital, possibly COVID. Oh shit. But it's always COVID anymore. I mean, you could have the sniffles that are like COVID. Well, there was, there was that cop, he got shot and he died at the hospital and they're like, Oh, it's COVID.
Speaker: because the hospital's getting 50K for every time I die from COVID. Yeah, well, I mean, there were like people that were like 110 that died of just being as old as Jesus. And I'm like, oh, COVID. Yeah, 50K. Cameron said, Glick, I know you aren't calling Jeff an asshole. You're the dominant asshole of this podcast. Well, you know what? That's my job as the host. I'm supposed to be that. That's the choice. That's the choice. We all have a role to play, so.
Speaker: I'm just being my real life person. Oh God. Oh God. What did I just do? I think I just fucking wiped out Haps. Oh, no, I didn't. I don't know what the hell is going on. It just opened up in another window. I was like, what the fuck is going on? Oh, here we go. Now we're going to do this. Now we're going to do the load screen for the next three, three and a half days on this fucking Haps thing. But I did do my homework. I did watch Austin Powers and I have to say,
Speaker: that i did chuckle but as you and i discussed it was mainly because i had seen it i don't know a couple million times because every time when it was when it first came out on hbo it was on every day yeah
Speaker: So, and I was... Well, that's what we were talking about. You were saying you're a huge horror fan and action genre where I'm a comedy. If I go on a comedy...
Speaker: In in netflix i'm like seen it seen it seen it seen it seen it seen it seen it could pass seen it seen it seen it, you know, so well I like comedies and i'll watch comedies and stuff like that But that's what I would say it when we were talking about it where you've watched it Half a million times and i've only actually still lost empowers it You know a handful of times because the movie was funny, but it wasn't funny enough for me to watch over and over and over and over again Well, I think it'll go down to I had
Speaker: When it first came out on HBO, I had just, uh, I grew up in a house where we had three channels on a good day. And then we got a satellite dish because we had a mellow fucking nowhere. Well, that's a hundred channels, including HBO. And I was like, Oh, awesome. Powers is on, you know? So, but I don't think some of the jokes that they did in it, you could get away with today.
Speaker: Well, no, I mean but that's also just because of the society in the world that we live in where however One day and I don't know when that day will be I am gonna get me a Swedish made penis pump and put it on the wall for the podcast well Just because it will be funny for anybody that sees it and they will get the reference Mm -hmm. Yeah, and then when nobody's home
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, Spider -Man, that hoe. You need to stop with this. Like I said, you're going to get yourself put on a fucking list. Yeah, but you know what? It's the TikTok people love it. That's what I was kind of worried about cash getting on TikTok. I was like, oh, make sure he stays away from my page. I don't want him Google assisting me and shit.
Speaker: Yeah, right. Now he he he has his people like he he's got a hole. He's got his own world that he Oh, yeah. Well, there's so it's ridiculous. I'm on like four, four or five different sides of TikTok that are like the car TikTok, the political TikTok. Oddly enough, I don't get a whole lot of dancing and singing videos. I get a lot of weird shit.
Speaker: Imagine that you get weird shit. I know right? That's mind -boggling the car this the car side of tick -tock is an interesting side of tick -tock though as a car guy Because you see some beautiful cars then you see some cars are like really You put that on video I Did saw a beautiful
Speaker: It's kind of a Mad Max version of a 59 Cadillac, a 60 T bird and a Mercury all in one roadster kind of thing. It's a Frankenstein car, but it is fucking cool as shit. It's all patinaed out and looks like it's never seen a bucket of paint ever. Yeah. And it's got like 800 horsepower and I'm like, I want one.
Speaker: But there's, there's some things that are, that are on -car TikTok. These are just like, Oh, get over it. Oh, my TikTok is nothing. Oh, all right. I'm going to, okay. Let's hope. Let's hope, hope that I don't completely annihilate. Oh, something happened. I froze.
Speaker: I think he was like, I hope we don't annihilate them. And then he annihilates because I'm froze up.
Speaker: and I don't know what happened. Okay. Just, just talk. I'm still talking. I'm still talking. I'm just saying, I don't know what the hell happened. My camera froze and your camera went away. And I know I was, I was refreshing the page because it was all fucked up on my end. I'm over here screaming at you because you're just like, no, I was just saying that I don't know what the hell he did. He was like, I'm going to fuck this up. Oh, it fucked up.
Speaker: Yeah. But I got to wait for my camera to unfreeze it. We'll hear in a minute. There it goes. Yeah. Well, I don't I don't know what happened, but it opened up a secondary HAPS page. Then when I closed it and it came back here, it was just on the load screen. So I couldn't see the comments or anything like that. It's going to be one of those fucking nights. I already tell. It's episode 30. You got to expect some interesting things to happen on the 30th. The big the big three. Oh, yeah, I know.
Speaker: We're burning through these man Yeah, I know it's kind of hard to hard to believe that you know one was Was only just just like I don't know just a couple months ago. Yeah April 10th was the was the person so I
Speaker: I thought it was in April. Well, the only reason I knew it was April was because I actually looked it up the other day. I was going through Spotify, as you do. And I was like, when did we start this? Only on April. I didn't know the 10th. April 10th is when I posted the first episode. Yeah.
Speaker: that was so
Speaker: Did you yawn to make me yawn? Jesus did. Excited yawn today, folks. Let me tell you. We started late. I'm already frustrated. So let's just see if we can. Let's just see if we can. Kids and Haps. Chris is going to explode this episode.
Speaker: You fuckers, sorry, I was asleep for once. How dare you be asleep, Mark? Wake your ass up. How dare you? It's our day. It's podcast day. It's your God's day. Wake up and go to church. Yes. All hail Glitch. Welcome to church. Hey, you know what? Wednesday's inside of the services of church. That's what we need to do. We need to start the nonsensical nonsense religion because it's tax exempt.
Speaker: So there you go. We would have to make money first to be worried about taxes. I'm just saying, I'm going to register it as a religion. So when we do make money, it's tax -exempt. Mark said, all hell might be like, you need to register or something. I don't know about taxes, but you're going to be on a fucking list with the rate you're going with your Google assistant. I'll keep going.
Speaker: And that's another reason. That's another thing. You know what? From now on, you will be known as Jeff Holley. Jeff Holley. Welcome to Nonsenseical Nonsense with your host Glick and Jeff Holley. Whatever it is, I don't care. Once again, it's my little niche. I find it funny.
Speaker: And I am going to do, number six is going to be the one I sent you. If I can figure out how to Google assistant, where it'll come up correctly. Much like a trauma victim, I usually block those kinds of things out.
Speaker: as I said, as I stated, my wife was, she was like, what is wrong with you? I'm like, it's funny because one day there's going to be a trial and then I can just be like, look, I judge your honor. Yeah. Look, I do not know what you speak of. They're going to be like, well, on this day, he sent you this. I'm like, do not recall that opening. If you, if you look, I also said, don't do this shit. Yeah.
Speaker: I feel like you're encouraging people to do things that can get them locked away. And as we all know, I made that just for you guys.
Speaker: Charles Manson never actually killed anybody, but he got locked up for the rest of his life because he got people to do the things that he wanted them showing people that they can spice up their relationship or end it in a really fucked up way in a fucking murder.
Speaker: I just told my wife that one, the one I'm doing for six, and she's like, if you ever do that to me, I will kill you.
Speaker: Oh yeah and Jeff's got that working for him too wanting to stuff his wife after she's dead and so he can still bang her so that's that's gonna be used against it. They're gonna pull they're gonna pull like every episode of this podcast into evidence and that's what's gonna that's what's gonna that's what's gonna uh make us famous keep me out of trouble because they're gonna see where where I'm actually being the sensible one for a change and I'm being the adult and I'm like yeah you really shouldn't
Speaker: I never, I never claimed to be an adult. I never claimed, I may be older, but I never claimed to be an adult. I didn't say either one of us claimed to be adults, but you know that you know that you're in the wrong and you know that you're not right when I have to be the sensible one and I have to be the one that says, maybe that's not such a good idea because nine times out of 10, I'm right. And I'm like, yeah, let's fucking go. That sounds like a great idea. Let me grab my beer.
Speaker: She's a decomposing sex doll. What's up, Mike? How you doing, big doll? No, because you don't have any stuff to like taxidermy style. Yeah, right. You can't decompose that way, you know? Why are you out here? Uh -oh. Somebody's in trouble. I have a slight announcement.
Speaker: Jesus. It's completely off subject and in a good way. It's a good thing. I have, with the exception of the one glass I had today, I've given up soda. As I stated on Wednesday, I've had one glass of soda since Wednesday and I had it today with pizza.
Speaker: Tell them what you replaced your... Stop saying fucking soda, man. You're from Ohio. You know it's not soda. It's pop. Stop that, man. I didn't have one pop. But tell them, please enlighten everybody and tell them what you replaced your pop with. No, you know what? I did that one day. I did that one day. I did drink coffee and cappuccino, but
Speaker: It had almost no sugar in it. It had caffeine, but no sugar. He drank about 27 cappuccinos.
Speaker: have some flavor. Water has zero flavor. I'm I'm literally there's there's so much there like I told like I told you what you don't just completely cold turkey cut it out. I don't have to work. I can't monitor. You haven't seen and we've had this discussion. We can't have this discussion. So you can't you can't moderate anything in your life. You have no willpower. No.
Speaker: You gotta have, you gotta be able to - Well, that's why I had to go 100 % cold turkey on the soda, on pop, sorry. And I have, so far. The only reason I had any pop today was because, as you stated while we were talking, not on here, but when we were messaging back and forth, I did have a little bit of a headache today. The phone you talking about pops? I had a bit of a headache today.
Speaker: And it was, and I had zero caffeine today. Today was the first day without any caffeine whatsoever. But there's other stuff out there that you can, that you can drink. That's not pop that's better for you or, or coffee or, you know, I mean, like I'm looking into it. I'm looking into it. If you want to drink in water.
Speaker: you could drink uh there's um there's a water that I like it's flavored water but it's called you might be able to get it down there it's called body armor uh but they they've got it and like
Speaker: mixed berry, blackberry, strawberry banana, kiwi watermelon. It has sugar in it, correct? No, it's it's it's I don't think I have any at the house right now. It's a it's a healthy. It's it's like a it's like a healthy alternative, Bob. Well, yeah, and it's it's for like working out. It's got protein and the same other thing. So it's got stuff in it. And then it's like, I'm just sticking to plain sugar.
Speaker: because I haven't I'm just trying to help out man. I'm just I'm just trying to be here for you. I'm just trying to be your friend man. **** you. You know what **** you. You just do what I'm just saying. I'm just saying uh it it it's not it has nothing to do with the fact. The problem is I can't pretty much is I can't get that flavored water in like two liters and three liters. Don't know. I'm not telling you to get flavored pop. No, the flavored water.
Speaker: big sizes. Well, up here anyways. That's right. We start talking about buying stuff and I don't know what you can or can't get. Apparently my aunt thinks you're 50.
Speaker: Thanks. I think you look old as hell because you got to trim up them whiskers, man. You got to see, look, I'm just trying to help you. I got it. I'm trying to help you out here, man. You got to get rid of the neck beard, you know, cleaning up on your knees. It does have to go. I got to clean it up and then just just don't trim it short. Just go through and just catch those stragglers that are sticking out and hanging out. You know,
Speaker: It all comes down to the fact I'm lazy. And shave your mustache down real short. No. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah, just too much stuff. I'm starting to get in my mouth. I'm looking out for you, man. I'm trying to teach you how to grow a proper beard. You know I can grow a beard like ain't nobody's business. I'm just trying to look out for you, man. I go up to a lazy top with this fucking thing, dude. I'm trying to help you so that your wife will appreciate your beard and not hate it after it gets sold off. No, my wife loves my beard. If I cut my beard, if I shave my beard off, my wife will.
Speaker: being old I'm sure it was labeled covered by the hospital. I don't know what he died from honestly I just seen that he died and then of course everybody's like man I can't believe he the guy from ZZ top I was such a huge ZZ top fan and I'm like I kind of like ZZ top but I can't name but like
Speaker: shit of brick.
Speaker: Maybe one or two songs that I know your ass can't name a single song. So shut the fuck up All these people that are like acted like it's like they're so distraught that the that dusty dive from ZZ top like I like ZZ top, but I can't I can't name But yeah, they did the they
Speaker: pretty much all the music from Back to Future 3. Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, I don't know the names of the songs, but I mean, I'll hear the song and I'm like, oh, yeah, OK. I don't like the range and legs and sharp dress man stuff like that. I love this. Love me sharp dress. I love that song. Oh, Pop Pop says that they haven't released what he died from yet. So I just I just seen that he died the other day and I was like, oh, damn, I meant to say something Wednesday night. And obviously we get sidetracked so much that
Speaker: It didn't happen. I did not know that. That sucks. Yeah, so make your Facebook post a week later, Jeff. Yeah, I'm not worried about it.
Speaker: No, you're too busy. No, you're too busy on Twitter. Oh my God. I got up and I had a notification on Twitter about something. And I was like, I shouldn't do this. I'm doing it. Fuck you. And I never post on Twitter, but something on there, something pissed me off. And then another thing pissed me off and I was like, okay, time to get off Twitter.
Speaker: And another reason why you are now known as Jeff Holley, or as Mark would say, Jeff and Holly. I don't know what it was, but something pissed me off and I was just, I can't remember what it was. You went on a little political tirade. Yeah. Yeah. Tweeting it. And my wife cracks me up. My wife is like, she's like, you don't even live in the States. I said, it still affects me.
Speaker: She's like, how? I was like, I don't know. That's my question. Would you get so worked up? And how many times do I ask you that? Yeah. Mark just called me an a -hole, put me off. No, but I mean, it's. It doesn't affect you. It's like you watch it. It's like you watching the Browns. If that affects my life. OK, OK. Exactly. If they fuck up, you're not going to yell at the screen.
Speaker: Yeah, but they're also two hours away from me. They're from the same state I'm from, and it affects my life. If they lose and they're playing like a bunch of assholes, it upsets me. So my life is affected. There you go. And when it comes to political shit, they're not playing right. And I have to live here in Ohio, down the road from Cleveland, and it just affects everybody in the state of Ohio when the Browns aren't playing well.
Speaker: I live in the States and I and I am literally being affected by the government and I don't even let it faze me I'm just like I'm living my life the same way. I have lived my life for the last almost 40 years These assholes have been doing the same shit every president. It doesn't like like literally until 2016 I didn't give a shit
Speaker: I think a lot of people are the same. I think a lot of people are the same. I don't know what it was, but after 2016, I was into it. And I'm not watching C -SPAN with it. Because we live in the era of social media and it's trendy. Yeah, I think that's a lot. It's trendy to be a Trump supporter. It's trendy with the leftists. You know what's not trendy? The Olympics. Jesus Christ, nobody's watching.
Speaker: I think it's because it's hard to watch because you don't know if you're watching live, you don't know if you're watching recorded, you don't know what the fuck's going on. And like, sometimes I'll be watching, I'll be scrolling through the TV guide and I'll be like, Oh, the Olympics. I'm like, Oh, what's going on in the Olympics? And it'll say tennis, volleyball and gymnastics. And then I'll switch it on there and it's like archery. And then they show 10 minutes of it. And then they go to, to weightlifting and I'm like,
Speaker: Make up your mind. What's going on here? Is this and then it'll be like oh, this is live, but this is pre -recorded And this is live and this is it is in tokyo. So it's it's live You know like you in order to watch it live live you have to do it at like two o 'clock in the morning Yeah, I don't know. It's just Plus I've never really been I like
Speaker: I don't even know if the baseballers in the Olympics anymore, but I used to watch it. I did see a thing today that in the 1906 and 1908 Olympics, there was an Olympic game where people dueled and shot each other.
Speaker: Now, see that I would watch with the bullets were made out of wax and they had they had like this metal helmet that they wore and then the guns had this like shield that went down to cover your hand and protect your hand. Okay. But that was an actual Olympic sport in like 1906 and 1908. It was they need to bring that back. Do you shot each other and I'm like they need to bring that back. That's that's something that would be I'd watch that.
Speaker: Well, yeah. I mean, how hard is it to switch out a bullet? Yeah, right. Well, exactly. How hard is it to switch out a bullet? But look at. Yeah. Look at. They thought they had blanks in that bullet or in those guns and one or two of the guns had live ammunition in it and **** brain that Lee died on the set of
Speaker: Yeah. So yeah. And that's the other thing. Yeah. You get all these countries that hate each other. And it's like, exactly. You know, Russia versus the United States of the United States. Tell you about, I was talking about Eddie, the eagle. There is a rule in the Olympic rule book. It's the eddie, the eagle rule. Yeah. It's that normal people can't compete. Yeah. Which is kind of fucked up.
Speaker: I mean, you have to, you have to, in order to be in the Olympics, you have to compete in the same, the sport you're interested in for the past X amount of years or whatever. That's because, that's because, okay, just let's put it this way. Say you were, say you were a, you ran track.
Speaker: And you trained your whole entire life. I'm talking since the time you were like six, you've been training and training and training. And then you get the opportunity of a lifetime and you get to go represent America and run on the, um,
Speaker: of the track stage, right on the stage. Yeah. But say you're you're safe for whatever reason. Some jackoff who just started running the track like two years ago is like, oh, I can run in the Olympics. And they're like, oh, hey, sorry, Jeff, you're out. This guy is in because, you know, yeah, I get that. But is he faster than me? I mean, I mean, they have the trials for that reason. They pick the fastest people.
Speaker: So any eagle do didn't he like crashing ski jumping burn? Yeah, didn't he? Did he jump it? Did he metal did he was he good? Well, he didn't metal he actually finished dead last but he set an Olympic record for British in ski jumping because he was the first ski jumper since the 20s for Britain and
Speaker: Okay. So, but I'm just saying, so you were getting a spot. Yeah. You know, it was like, I mean, the, the Olympic hated him.
Speaker: But okay, we'll say nobody took this, but to be somebody, like I said, say that whole scenario, you trained your whole life, you busted your ass, you got in there, and you were competing against some jack off off the street who was like, I can run track, I'm pretty fast. He spoke in cigarettes before he gets ready to run. Yeah, and you're on the track and you're like, well, why, yeah.
Speaker: Why did I work so hard? Why did I sacrifice so much of my life when this fucking bomb is on the track beside me, even though I'm going to, even though you're going to completely smoke him and annihilate him, but still he's there and he shouldn't have been there. So that's why that not saying, and I don't know anything about any of you. I'm not even going to watch the movie because I'm telling you it's worth it.
Speaker: All right. Hugh Jackman's got a new movie coming out that does look badass. So I know you said Hugh Jackman was in. It's called Reminiscence. OK. Reminiscence looks badass. It's like I'll check that out. It kind of looks like a little bit like Inception, but way better. OK. Like it's an action movie. Just check out the check out the trailer on. I mean, it's reminiscence or remnants or something like that. Well, did you see that that?
Speaker: Johnny Depp movie where he became the computer kind of like the Scarlett Johansson Lucy movie. It's called Johnny mnemonic. No, no, no, no, we're talking about Johnny Depp. And the movie was maybe three years ago, three, maybe four. It's called in. And I want to say it starts with an I.
Speaker: It's similar to Inception, but it's not Inception. I can't remember what it's called. But that movie is fucking weird. In the sense that Inception is weird. Oh, wait. Johnny Depp just isn't known for making weird fucking movies. No, but I mean, it was weird for Johnny Depp.
Speaker: How that exact exactly the guy the guy made you think Johnny Depp and you're like, okay That dude makes some weird movies you watch this movie go. Okay, that was weird even for Johnny Depp I'm looking up Johnny Depp movie. There's a movie called man of matter. No matter. Nope. That's not it. I think Transcendent
Speaker: That's it. That starts with the team. Sorry. Well, you had me thinking inception. It's really
Speaker: odd movie like I just love how you're like how you're like Johnny how you explain how weird the movie is it's it's odd like Lucy with Scarlett Johansson is odd yeah I was gonna say I just it blows my mind that you're like Johnny Depp nothing but love yeah Johnny Depp made a movie and it was weird okay this is guy who no
Speaker: Willy Wonka. He did Alice in Wonderland. He did Sweeney Todd. He's done Edward Scissorhands. Yeah, he done Mordecai. Fucking what he, what's he doing Gilbert? I still have not finished Mordecai. I tried to watch it like four times. It's so bad. Hey Gilbert. Hey Gilbert.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Yeah, you never go for me, Todd. Squirrel moment. Speaking of the Cleveland Browns earlier. Yeah, here we go. We just got, they, they. As my eyes glaze over, go ahead. Yeah. He's going to put this out there that they reached an agreement with our star running back on a three year extension. 36 million with a Gary. No, he doesn't. He runs like a goddamn freight train.
Speaker: Oh, dude, he's he's running. I saw video the other day of these. We were talking about the Olympics and we talk about track. I saw video the other day. These guys are running like 100 meter dash. Yet the cameraman is keeping up with them on foot. Why is it the cameraman? Because the cameraman is easily. Are you sure he was of Usain Bolt?
Speaker: Are you sure he wasn't on like one of them track things? No, the video is like from the stands and it's got like a red circle like so you focus on the guy and he's literally holding like what looks like a GoPro on a mount and Running while looking backwards
Speaker: and keeping up with the Usain Bolt kind of guy. And I'm like, well, also this motherfucker. Well, probably also what they didn't show is that he also probably started like he was initially near the finish line. And then he's maybe 10 feet away from the start line. So he did 90 meters, but still.
Speaker: You know, he did, I think he maybe did 80 meters, but still, I was like, this dude must have sucked down like nine Red Bulls. It was like, fucking race going shit. I saw it and I was like, what the fuck? 12, 12 Red Bulls deep, done snorted four lines ago. And he's like, let's go, let's go, give me that fucking camera, and shoot that gun, motherfucker.
Speaker: He's wearing like a black hoodie and black sweatpants and tennis shoes. And he's just gone. And I'm like, why is this motherfucker on blocks? I was 100 meter in high school. I sucked at it. I did it because it's something to do with girls there. Well, actually, I actually joined the track team not wanting to run.
Speaker: So I did the shot put and discus, which I was very Eddie, the eagle of the shot, but discus crew. But but it was like, they let me spend most of my time in the fucking weight room, which was in high school. That was my bag. That was my deal. I love being here. I'm fucking working out like a beast. That's where all the pros were. That's where all your dudes were. You an advanced gym over there, man. I love working out.
Speaker: But I can't get back into it. I'm working on it. I did do I did jump rope yesterday and today I'm working up to it. Just yeah, you know shit I Started jumping rope and I'm working up to it Actually start jogging because of the simple fact and
Speaker: 40 overweight and a heavy smoker So if I jump rope like I did in high school, I'll pass the fuck out Back in high school, I would jump rope for like an hour and a half straight without stopping. Well, I mean you do that fancy new jumper that you I put it I put it to use
Speaker: Sorry, I had to make a cash tap out. I put him in an ankle lock, snapped his ankle. Sitting over here, he's sitting behind me, he's like, keeps kicking me and shit. Yep, that'll do it. Snapped his ankle, Kurt Angle style, about to choke slam him. Undertaker, move on, choke slam the shit out of him. Oh, that reminds me, that reminds me. You asked me to remind you of a story.
Speaker: I have no context to said story. Well, yeah, I could tell you. I just said, remind you to do the story. So this is me reminding you to do the story. I did. I did tell you that it was it came from our favorite state in the in the great land, the only context that I have to said story. But I am curious. And I didn't. I wasn't an asshole about it and was like, oh, by the way, don't forget.
Speaker: I literally, I'm going to let it go. I chilled and I said, okay, I'll remember. Why were you not? Why were you not an asshole? Because you give me shit about it. No, because I completely, I completely denied you. I blocked every one of your stupid shots when I sent you the message and I said, hey,
Speaker: I got a story for you Saturday. It's from our favorite state. It's out of Florida Do not let me forget and remind me on the podcast not before And I said and yes if you forget to tell me you're gonna be an asshole And I didn't fail I held on to it and I didn't I didn't mention it once I was like
Speaker: Well, to be honest with you, I didn't need you to remind me because it's such a good story that I could not wait to get on here and bring it up. And on top of the fact that I did not bring it up at all yet because I was going to see if you would remember. And I have. I don't know why, but you telling saying that you
Speaker: were wrestling with cash there I was like oh that reminds me he's got a story I don't know why that those two correlate yeah that's that's random you know what what it is is is I saw some I I was looking up stories the other day the ones I sent you
Speaker: You sent me stories? On Tuesday, or Wednesday morning, or some shit like that. Are you sure? Or maybe it was last Saturday. I don't know. It was last Saturday. You sent me a whole bunch from like four and five years ago, and I was like, uh... When I opened the page, when I opened the page that I sent you them from, one of the first stories on there was something about wrestling, and I was like, oh. It's not interesting. Wrestling's very interesting. Stop being a bitch.
Speaker: It was like no one famous. Well, how do you know if you're not wrestling?
Speaker: Oh, I didn't say I'm not a fan. I'm just saying I don't live and breathe it, but it's like no one famous where I would hear of them. Like you say, you know, uh, what's, what's the guy's triple X and then there's, you know, uh, all of guys, triple H, triple H nobody, nobody said I would have heard of Freudian slips again, huh? Now we know where you're looking for stories. You're back on, you're back on your,
Speaker: your gay searches. Oh, that reminds me. I actually read a story. I actually watched the story. We know you didn't really trust me. We heard you tried to read that one time. I listened to a story. This lady, this girl was telling the story about, um, I can't remember the last name of the person, but apparently she,
Speaker: her kid died. And the kid was like maybe five or six. And the story she told is it was apparently national news when it came out. But I listened to this whole thing and at the end of it, I was like, wait, she didn't go to jail at all. Oh, are you talking about? Yeah, that's the one.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, she completely got off 100 % got off. She looked up how to make chloroform. Mm hmm. And they had all the evidence in the world against her and she completely got off. She's she's down for to live in life, man. Yeah. And I was like, I literally watched this girl. She's I don't know why, but she's sitting there doing her makeup while she's telling the story. And it was on my Facebook.
Speaker: you know, I, I really thought, I really thought you were going to be like, Hey, I watched this story about how this chick's kid died and she did this whole sob story. And then at the end, she was like, go follow my only fans. It's a, right now it's only 10 99 a month, half off. And I'm like, I never heard the Casey Anthony story.
Speaker: How did you not? Well, I'm sure I heard it when it came out. I'm sure it came out. But I was fucking huge. It had it had escaped my mind because I truly believe your mind can only hold so much shit and we get more shit in and it pushes out the other shit. And it was one of those things. But this this lady went into full detail while doing makeup and she did her makeup and she literally got done with makeup. She looked like she was on the WWE tomorrow.
Speaker: Oh, not yet. Or some shit. And that that story was so fucked up. No, just not drinking tonight. He's he's not. I'm drinking water. His wife told him he's not allowed to drink. Hmm. Actually, my wife told me last night, she says, you want to go get beer for mom? I was like, no. You should have got beer for tomorrow, man. Get you to make a little ultra late. Because I have I have her brother and sister here.
Speaker: Well, they're like sixteen, dude. Yeah, I know. My kids are here. It's a whole it's a whole thing that they're like, oh, that's bad for you. I'm like, yeah. And the cigarettes that I smoke are great for me. Right. Yeah, they like to lecture. They don't. Don't you just tell the fucking 16 their goddamn kids to be like, hey, you little queer bastard, don't you got to go squeeze into some skinny jeans and put three guys on?
Speaker: And watch here they watch Cinderella the other day. I'm like really there's nothing else you can watch I Mean you're the kids is 16 years old and he's watching some bitch cartoons. I'm like, come on, man. I Tried to put on I was like good. I mean, I'm 40. I was Well, yeah, I was 40 and I watched Polly
Speaker: Well I was gonna hang out and watch He -Man with Cash Tomorrow because they got the new He -Man on Netflix. We grew up on He -Man. But apparently he's going over my, apparently the kids are all going over my brochures and spending the night tomorrow. Well there you go. Yeah, yeah, it's not fucking, I'll believe it when it happens in all honesty. Yeah. But yes, tell your Florida story because I am curious.
Speaker: Florida. Mark said there's all these scumbags and weird people in Florida yet you're still going to get married there. Hmm. Yeah. But I've never denied that I was was neither weird or a scumbag. So, there's that. That just means Chris will go fit right in. Yeah. Like myself.
Speaker: So this story will require homework on the part of our listeners and yourself, Jeffrey. I'm not great at homework, but OK. Well, this is easy homework. It's something that you enjoy doing. You just YouTube it. OK.
Speaker: Mark was like, I wasn't saying that. I look so bad now. Fucking right you do. You prick. You bloody cut. So, real quick, real quick, Mark. Have you seen the gentleman? How accurate is the language in that? I'm curious. Have you seen that movie?
Speaker: I love that movie. It's so good. Have you seen that? Oh my God. You totally got to need to watch it. I think it's a Guy Ritchie movie.
Speaker: but it's Matt McConaughey, Charlie Hunnam, Hugh Grant's in it. Dude, you are so horrible with names. Charlie Hunnam, the guy from Hunnam. Hunnam. Yeah, you said, like, Hunnam. No, it's not Hunnam. It's Hunnam or Hunnam. No, is it Hunnam? The guy from Sons of Anarchy? Yeah. Yeah, there's no M.
Speaker: that the
Speaker: um you did that earlier you were like yeah john glad and i'm like josh josh glad josh glad and i'm like i always thought it was glad
Speaker: TikToks and YouTube and Facebook posts that these fuckers are on a bigger high horse than idiots in Texas right now. Considering you're basically the fucking bottom feeders of the country. Yeah.
Speaker: So out of Florida, we all know Florida has the invasive species like iguanas and because some jackasses like I want to put iguana and then they get an iguana and they don't realize that it's a living, breathing fucking dinosaur. Yeah, pretty much grows to be like one is down here huge. Yeah, they grow to be like 15 feet long from nose to tail. Yeah, monsters and their little assholes.
Speaker: and then they've got anacondas or they've got pythons down there because some jackasses decided I want a python and they're like fuck this snake is 30 feet long. Yeah. I gotta get rid of it. Have you seen the dog? Yeah. Amongst amongst other species that are starting to pop up in Florida, I think they've got. I got komodo dragons and monkeys that are running around down there and shit like that. Certain parts, of course, the alligators are not invasive species. They're not they're
Speaker: Natural down there, but they're everywhere. Well, Florida's got a new creature running around down there. Not really running around. More slithering around down there. Well, no, that's crackheads, meth heads. Yeah. Yeah, that's just the norm in Florida. No, this one, Jeff, you might get pretty excited for it because I know how much you love this particular part of the body.
Speaker: The newest creature to start taking over Florida is the penis snake. What? That is what it's called. It is called the penis snake.
Speaker: because it's like me. Nope. Was got a chance to name it. No, the penis stick. It it looks like I said, this is your guys's homework. Everybody who's listening in your homework to Jeff, you get to put this system that shit. Yeah, I don't care what you do with it. Just Google the penis snake. OK, it looks like the head of it looks like the tip of a penis.
Speaker: take over Florida, I guess you could say. I'm not. But just snakes were in German army helmets. Walker. Yes. Good. Come here. Yeah. So, so. And there and there's water. Yeah. Yeah. They're they're they're like a water snake. So, they're in the rivers and creeks and. Oh, Jesus. You know, whatnot and they they get a land too but yeah, Google Google the old penis snake and
Speaker: And it is now starting to...
Speaker: I'll be like, it's going to make a lot of fucking dirtbags in Florida happy because you know there's going to be, you know that there's going to be a story in the next year or so that some asshole is in the hospital because we stuck a penis snake up his ass. Or some method chick was like,
Speaker: well or looks like a duck walks like a duck must be a duck some crackhead just got arrested behind Popeye's chicken down there because they were blasting away at themselves with a fucking penis snake and it bit now are they poor yeah
Speaker: I know. I don't think they are poisoned. I didn't do a lot of research on them. I did. I did Google. I did look them up because I was like, what the fuck? It looks like a penis. Yeah. And sure as shit they do. I mean, they look like it like a big old penis. Just Slytherin. Nice.
Speaker: So I just want to say congratulations to Florida and I also want to send a huge thank you to Florida because I cannot wait until the news stories come out about the penis, snake, and individuals down in Florida because I know some of you jackasses are going to do something that you shouldn't be doing. There's an island, and I'm not sure where it's off the coast of, but it's called Snake Island where it's like there's 35 species
Speaker: of snake for every meter of the island. There's okay. Well, how many different species? Well, they said you cannot step foot. You're not allowed to go there. Number one. Like it's, it's one of the places you're forbidden to go. Why? Because it's like no one that has ever gone has come back. But why?
Speaker: because there's so many poisonous snakes there, you can't put one foot on land without getting bit. What's it called? Snake Island. That's in Brazil. Yeah, well, there you go. But it's like for every meter, square meter, which is three foot by three foot, basically, there is more snakes than you've ever seen in your life for every meter.
Speaker: This is the most dangerous Island in the world. There you go. See, actually, this is not a joke. The Island is the first position. It's a, it's off the, it's off the coast of Brazil. It's only 106 acres. Yeah. But how many snakes per meter and how many meters in an acre? I don't fucking know. That's a lot.
Speaker: you do the conversion well well there's a hundred a meter is basically a yard give or take the the island is is is small in size it's only 43 hectares 106 acres 43 yeah okay 106 acres and has a temper climate the island's train varies considerably ranging from bare rock to forest which you can see that from the picture yeah
Speaker: I'm trying to see if it what all it says about the snakes just say the island is home of the critically endangered venomous golden lace head pit viper and
Speaker: I'm trying to see, I'm trying to, it's a state of Sao Paulo.
Speaker: which eats birds snakes became trapped on the island when rising sea levels covered up connected mainland blah blah blah and they've done nothing but mate the whole time and kill each other but it's like partially one of the places in the world you are not allowed to go to
Speaker: There's a lighthouse there, so apparently somebody's been there. The last few minutes, the lighthouse was built in 1909 to steer ships away from the island. The last human inhabitants left the island when the lighthouse was automated. Yeah, I bet. So it doesn't say... Well, I was going to say, does it say when it was automated? The Brazilian Navy has closed the island to public and only one
Speaker: the only people who are allowed on the island are research teams who receive waivers and collect data. Okay. So it doesn't, it doesn't say much. I mean, this is just on Wikipedia, so it doesn't say much on, but yeah, that place scared the shit out of me. I don't do snakes. I don't know. No, I don't do snakes. Why not?
Speaker: snakes freak me out man well we know once they hear about to be doing a lot i'm going to florida baby i gotta go give me a penis snake i'm gonna get two of them i don't i don't madden nfl 22 is out and i'll be busy what the fuck are you talking about mark i don't i don't see the point of of
Speaker: having a snake as a pet. I don't know. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. I don't see the point. I don't see the point in having a hobbit as a pet, but your wife does. So you know, I mean, I, I get, I saw, I saw a video on tick tock. Some guy had like a links as a pet, which is just basically a really big cat. And yeah, I,
Speaker: If you raise it from a cub, I'm okay with that because lynxes don't get that big. They're just, they're like small dogs, but anything bigger than that, you don't need as a pet. Well, I mean, okay. What? You're also talking to a guy who wants a Tibetan Mastiff or three.
Speaker: Oh, no, don't get me wrong. I want a giant dog like that. I'm totally I'm fuckers. I'm fuckers are about as big as a goddamn grizzly bear. Yeah, they're huge. I would totally I would totally love to have giant dog like that. The other problem I got is going to pick up giant shit. You got to carry like a snow shovel with you when you walk the fucking thing or ride it. Oh,
Speaker: Well, well, maybe in my case, right. What's wrong with your abs, Ken? Um, I don't see the point of, of having anything like a domesticated dog. Okay. A domesticated cat or, you know, like a links or something, as long as it's domesticated, but like,
Speaker: I'm not even my kids said they wanted a gerbil and I was like, no Cash has been asking I have with with gerbils and hamsters my sisters got hamsters when they were like 15 and and one of them one of the hamsters was pregnant and
Speaker: within six weeks we had two glass aquariums filled with hammers hamsters thought about getting a hammer let me tell you no i i think at one point we had over 50 hamsters because you have to separate them or else they'll just keep fucking and i i literally remember holding up hamsters and light and going
Speaker: Uh, I think that's a girl. Somebody, let me give you the microphone glass. I can't tell. And, and like, you know, those aquariums that you get, uh, that are, I don't know, like two foot by a foot deep or two foot long. They're about a foot wide and about a foot deep. And we had two of those things filled with hamsters.
Speaker: Jesus Christ. Where we started out with two hamsters and it took forever to get rid of them because we couldn't give them away. Nobody wanted them. If you had had a pet snake, you could have fed it to your snake. I'm pretty sure my dad would sneak off and take like five out of the woods and drop them off and then come back to the house. I'm going for a walk in the woods.
Speaker: run free or use them as bait. But that's my biggest fear about getting the kids a hamster or something like that. So, you know, we got, we got, when we first moved in the house, one of our dogs was, we didn't know it at the time, but was pregnant and that dog turned into six dogs. So, and now we're down to four dogs and I'm just afraid of getting more
Speaker: animals because I'm afraid in getting one is fucking pregnant that's gonna have like a 30 litter cuz hamster put out like like nine Babies at one nine or ten babies at once. You're like god. Yeah You said you got you guys currently have what you have four four dogs, right? Yeah for media Yeah, they're saying they're not small dogs. No, they're they're they're The tallest one
Speaker: Uh, his head comes up just above my hip, which doesn't say much because I'm five three, but, but, uh, you know, they're, they're decent size. They're not too massive, but they're, well, yeah, that's the thing. Like when summer and I have talked to you, we want a house with some, we want to get a house with a little bit of land and stuff so we can, cause she wants a great day. Yeah. Uh, the girls want pit bulls.
Speaker: I see I'm with the girls. I, I, the, one of the dogs that I got, I was told was a pit bull and it looked like a pit bull. And then when it grew up, it basically looks like a really small lab. Yeah. Well, Lord only knows what the boys want, but we told them when we bought a house, they could all have a dog. And then of course my goofy ass, like I said, I want, I want maybe two Tibetan, Tibetan mastiffs.
Speaker: And then I'd also like to get a, an English Mastiff and they're going to be the hounds of hell. It's like, I don't want mean dogs. They're not going to be mean dogs, but just, you know, if, you know, if somebody comes around and shouldn't be around, fuck a gun, I'm going to unleash the hounds of hell. And there's nothing, and there's nothing like this. Aren't my dogs are basically, if you broke into my house, my dogs was licky to death.
Speaker: Yeah, after they walked to you for 20 minutes. And yeah, there's nothing like, you know, somebody were to come on the property or break into the house. It shouldn't be there. Fucking good. Could you imagine breaking it and seeing two Tibetan Mastiffs that are about the size of a damn bear just staring at you like so. Bro, have you seen that trend on TikTok where it's somebody goes, Alexa, what is it like, Alexa?
Speaker: It's the end of days or something like that. And the lights dim to green and like let the bodies hit the floor. Alexa intruder alert and the lights dim and all of a sudden it's so bad. And I was like, I want to do that. Speaking of Alexa, Alexa.
Speaker: add 48 ounces of anal ease to my shopping list. Alexa, add gimp suit and ball gag to shopping list. Yes. Alexa, look up Spiderman now. Alexa, order
Speaker: Gangbang volume 27 The scary thing is that's probably like an old I'm not saying I know I'm just saying 27 just seems like a slow number apparently the I Should say add a note that says dot six of a lot says hi There's a
Speaker: I watched a video today. Maybe she will. I don't know. I've I've activated Alexis before on my lives. Yeah, maybe we'll get lucky. That your son ordered your son ordered two switches off of Alexa. I don't tell me what to switch. No, shit. Oh, Parker ordered I think one or two Nintendo switches off of their Alexa. Nice.
Speaker: Summer was like, what the fuck? There's gotta be a, there's gotta be a, like a code or something that has to go in when you do that, you know? Fortunately, she was able to, I think she was able to, obviously she was able to dispute it and cancer and all that stuff or whatever. I bet you that happens a lot though. This is Facebook and this is HAPS so I can see the comments. Yeah.
Speaker: that's gonna happen
Speaker: Because of the Alexa accident. Well, the accident orders and the, the kids ordering, thinking, not thinking that I watched all of it happen. You told me after it happened. Yeah. She acts like I was down there at the house and I was encouraging or something.
Speaker: No, it's it's I truly believe. Well, apparently those Amazon returns you can get for like you can get mystery boxes for like 20 bucks. And we have a box of electronics. I want it. We we have a couple. We have a store up here. It's called Ben Main of Ben Mania. And it's and when you go in there, it's it's basically all shit ordered off of like eBay or Amazon or this or the other thing. Right.
Speaker: Hey, but it's not voice activated. What's that? Oh, yeah. Yeah. OK. Well, Somerset, first of all, you have my prime on all your phone on your phone. Oh, yeah. I was getting notifications and I asked you about it. Ah, there you go. I don't I don't know how to dispute it. I don't use Amazon for anything. I don't know. That's one of the reasons why I don't want Alexa or or the Google dot thing. But yeah, there's the same reason.
Speaker: And I'm pretty sure I brought it up to you and I asked you about it. So I think I was the one that made it made you aware of it. Yeah. Can you imagine that stuff showing up at the house? How, how bad Parker would have been in trouble. Oh my God. How much does the Nintendo switch?
Speaker: Well, at the time they were brand new, so they were $4 ,400. Mark's in the chat. Mark's in the chat like, oh, go Glick, stand your ground, buddy. You got this. Notice Mark is on the other side of the ocean. Yeah. Safe. I want to get one of those crates.
Speaker: Yeah, but what I was saying, we've got 30 bucks. Yeah, we've got a store here. It's called Ben Mania. And it's all like it's all stuff like that. Like I can go in there and get an air fryer for for a brand new air fryer for like 40 or 50 bucks. But they do. And they do. They have those they have those mystery boxes in there. It doesn't say, yeah, electronics or any anything like that or anything like that. It just says, you know, it's like 20 bucks and then they have them up to 50 bucks.
Speaker: Right. I saw something like that on TikToker or on YouTube. And I was like, oh, I would totally do that stuff. Uh oh. And I messaged you.
Speaker: because you were, I did try to call you. You know, I don't, I don't have your work phone number. First of all, I'm in the middle of a podcast. I did. I notified you and I let you know and I'm like, Hey, I don't know how to fix this. So your son's going crazy. Do what?
Speaker: Well, that's not hard to find No, just send him one of those those penis snakes Are we doing a wardrobe change change cash
Speaker: Yeah. You put it on backwards, dude. Oh. Cash just came out here and took my took my baseball hat or my hat that I had on off and put my Budweiser cowboy on. Yeah. I didn't **** up **** Shut up, Mark. Yeah. I did what I could. I didn't know what else to do because I didn't know. No, you know, I I wouldn't even know where to start how to dispute something or or. Yeah. Cancel an order. That's why I don't order anything. I I tell my wife, hey, I want to
Speaker: I don't know how to dispute an order or return or cancel an order or any of that. So, I messaged you and I told you, I was like, hey, Parker's ordering like twenty -seven Nintendo switches just so you know. I didn't know.
Speaker: It's your prime. It's your prime account. I didn't know if you were ordering switches. I don't know. At least I messaged you and was like, what are you doing? Or hey, something's going on. I could have just ignored it and been like, oh, sorry about your luck. Enjoy your 14 Nintendo switches. Yeah. I know what everybody's getting for Christmas.
Speaker: I know, it's still my fault, even though I had nothing to do with it, Mark. You're 100 % right. No, you know what? Exactly. As the soon -to -be -hugging, it's always your fault. Everything's my fault. I didn't act stupid like I didn't know it was happening. I literally messaged you and told you, hey, this is going on. The one with what's done?
Speaker: The road trap things are down Do they do they do the most fucked up road construction in the world in Tennessee They'd literally just shut down an entire highway Yeah And then they'll just
Speaker: Should just go right through the construction. Okay, that's why you know truck Maybe he works. Maybe they work for the company Yeah shift change something like it Yeah, they do this. It's so fucked up the road construction down there. It's ridiculous. I
Speaker: Well, the funny thing is, most of the road construction could be done in like a couple of hours. That sounds fun. If they actually got off their asses and did it, but since they're government employees, they're like, let's take a month. Yeah, exactly. It's seriously annoying. Okay. Are you done yelling at me?
Speaker: Okay, well good luck be careful I love you Love you. Bye pretty girl
Speaker: trying to figure out how to get home. Road construction is is the worst no matter where it is. It's it's really bad here. It really is. I gotta do uh I gotta go start my fried chicken. Hold on a second. You can keep talking. Every every two years, they decide to redo the road in the hotel zone and it goes on and on and takes forever. Where it could be really literally done in about a week. It takes about three months.
Speaker: I can do it. I can do it. Cash. You're kind of loud there, buddy. I get I try to talk. I hear it's cash on an Ironman. Yeah. Cash. Cash. What? Dude, we're we're like recording the podcast. My microphone picks up everything. Why don't you go in the bedroom and play that? Dude, you could you can be sitting wherever you want out here.
Speaker: Yeah, no, she won't because I'll kick her in the head. There you go. Drop kick. Did you get your chicken fried? Chris is going to go yell at his kids real quick. But no, road construction is, is
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: Well, it's not even that like road construction is bad because like so say for instance like here in Ohio, it took them like 25 years to do 71 right and it's still not 100 % done but there but it never really fucked up traffic.
Speaker: too bad. Right. But in Charleston, when they did construction, they do it at night. So they, you know, they didn't they didn't **** up traffic, right? But down there where summer is, dude, it is so **** up. Like they'll shut down. They've they've got like eight lane highways, four lanes on each side.
Speaker: right and they'll just randomly shut down three of the four lanes on one side and then it'll be like this ramps closed all that and then it's like oh the entire highways fucking closed and with no warning whatsoever yeah well that's the problem is they they warn people but they do it in the basement of the city hall at three o 'clock in the morning for 20 minutes
Speaker: so that when people find out about it, they're like, oh, what the fuck? Nobody told us. We posted a bulletin at three o 'clock in the morning. Yeah, it's so bass ass. You know, it's got its ass backwards. You know, it's bass, bass, backwards, whatever. Yeah. Bass, backwards. It's so fucked up down there. And it don't matter what day of the week, what time of day, what time of night traffic is fucking.
Speaker: The worst part about any road travel in general is the Especially if you're like not from the area and then the construction comes up and it takes three hours to figure out what's going on Yeah, number two like oh shit now. There's a detour Dude, seriously if you're gonna be loud you gotta go in the other room, man
Speaker: It's not it's not your tablet. It's you. Okay. I do care. You're gonna have to gag you. I was. No, no. I'm talking about how Charleston was defending us earlier. Yeah, right. Yeah. Uh no. Uh Cameron, I was talking about how Charleston actually did road construction right buddy. Yeah, they do. They do things good.
Speaker: And decided that I needed to be wearing this hat instead of the hat that I had on. I'm thinking about it. It's either that paper. I'm just going to reach over an elbow. I'm right in this **** temple. Go get go get you a new rag and just tie it around his mouth. How about you not do the monkey jump?
Speaker: I don't care if you go in Austin's room. That's fine. Thank you, buddy. I feel your pain, sir. Yeah. Well, typically I'm sorry to do this up here. Well, yeah, I was gonna say typically when I, when the kids are here, I'm in my bedroom, but it's just, it's just what's not working. You were having issues with the internet.
Speaker: I don't know but we should get Jeff one. Jeff, Holland wants to know where your sombrero is. You can buy some bros down here all day long and I refuse to buy one because the ones they sell are anything but authentic. You can't get an authentic sombrero in Mexico. No, they're all touristy style. I'm literally wearing a cardboard cowboy hat.
Speaker: A cardboard Budweiser cowboy hat currently, as we speak right now. And you're like, I can't get it off. Mr. Authenticity down there. Well, the problem is the ones they sell. I told you download hats. Tourist. I didn't come in here. They're touristy style and they're just kind of bad. And the problem is you get them, you hang them up on the wall for decoration and then they get so nasty, dirty, dusty that it's like a fuck. I got to throw this fucking thing out and get in there and get you on and wear it for the podcast.
Speaker: No, not gonna happen. It's a big waste of money. Mark said, Jeff, why don't you just make one? Yeah, there you go. Bitch. Just get me the palm tree stuff, palm tree palms and start weaving.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, who cares if it's cheap or whatever, dude, I, this hack, this hack cost me $3. No, I honestly, the cheapest ones are like 45 bucks. That's a very expensive joke. Actually, I think, actually, I think this hat was like five bucks at Walmart.
Speaker: I got it a couple years ago. But it's legitimately a cardboard Budweiser hat that is for some reason. Oh, I know exactly what you're talking about. What was it? It was like four or five years ago, Budweiser had like a big promotion date and you go into the bars and everybody had those hats on. Like they were talking about the crowds and stuff.
Speaker: What about Kevin Hawley? Mark, you know that Juan has got an authentic sombrero and he wears it when he's taking Jeff's life to pound town. Yeah, that doesn't happen ever. It happened last Saturday night. No, my wife is the loyalest person on the planet. Oh, the loyal to Juan. Juan in the voice.
Speaker: No, my wife actually just got home like a few minutes ago. She already gave me the timer. I was like, calm down. We stayed a little late. I should have given her a little finger. What's going on, Wesley? I think he's I think he's in Facebook jail again, Holland. What else is new? Well, tell her we'll be done. We'll tell her we'll be done when we're done. It's Saturday night. We'll be done when we're done. Stop. Stop with your bullshit.
Speaker: You know what it is, I haven't had I've only had that one glass of coke so I've I have no caffeine in my body I'm here a whole lot of excuses and a whole lot of crying. Yeah You're the only person won't know Hoss got blocked on Facebook too and Hoss ain't been back since No, I've never been blocked on Facebook. I
Speaker: What the hell are you saying to get blocked on Facebook? I've never made, I've never been, I've gotten. Yeah. But I, I literally post stuff that I find on other Facebook pages. Yeah. But that doesn't matter. No. Oh, so Kevin, Kevin made a, a yet another new account. I'm not following any more. Yeah. I already get 10 notifications. I don't need 12.
Speaker: you know, last uh Wednesday, he was on here. Um on his uh he was actually on his girlfriend's account. Right. Which if she was smart, she wouldn't let him anywhere near her. I was going to say that's a good way to get blocked. Yeah, right. I I'm literally the only one Facebook lately is is you know, I post if I post to Tiktok, I got him actually
Speaker: I watch my news. I comment on people's birthdays. I'm like, hey, by the way, happy birthday. Kevin doesn't have a girlfriend that he's in love with that lives in Illinois. They reconnected and he's doing a long distance relationship.
Speaker: I'm sorry. Is that news to you, Holland? Am I not supposed to say anything? Did they break up already? I thought they were going to spend the rest of their **** lives together. Really? Facebook says something totally different. I'm sorry. When you make it, when you make a post and you're like, I'm so in love with this woman and she's the most amazing person, blah, blah, blah. Yeah.
Speaker: or is that just another one of Kevin's phony personas? He loved his own post. No, no. His post was, I'm so in love with this woman. I can't believe that we reconnected and blah, blah, blah.
Speaker: Okay. It's probably just more Kevin being fake because he's incredible. I was going to say he, he created the first one and then was like, Oh, I love this woman. It's actually him. Yeah. That's like Stevie, you know, Kevin Garabbo happy over there. Yeah.
Speaker: How many emails do you have, Kevin? Jesus. He kills me, man. I can't believe he got blocked again. Like he, not only did he get like his actual account, but a lot of, I don't know why I spent so much time talking about him. Anyways. But, uh, it is a pretty cool hat, right Wesley? I like it. I'm digging it. Speaking of, he's got a fucking pet snake. Not Leslie Wesley. Oh.
Speaker: I'm sorry. My bad. Wesley's a buddy of mine. We go okay. We go way back. I've known this kid since he was a youngin. A youngin. Cuz we're so old. I mean, he's still young. Oh, he we are old and he's he he's he's I don't know how old he is. How old are you? Listen, he's early 20s. Oh, wow. That's young. Yeah. It's a millennial.
Speaker: Yeah, he's pretty cool. He's Zuckerberg. Fuck Zuckerberg. I wish that motherfucker would hear me. Then he would have heard. Then it would have hurt my challenge. Yeah, exactly. Jeff just kicked his camera way off. Yeah, I did. I bumped it. Yeah, okay. There you go. Stop. Yeah. Kind of stalled out there. Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker: Yeah, he was, yeah, okay. He's 22. I've known him since he was about 16. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's young. So, yeah. Bring on the bear. I really wish. Man, I'm telling you. You didn't make it sound like we were like 85 years old, who are those young and this youngster.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. There's a there's a there's a couple people back in my periscope days because I was I was very strict when I was on periscope, you know, it was eighteen and over. But Wesley made the cut. He was a young man.
Speaker: Krista, who's become like a sister to me, she was 15 or 16 when she started watching my periscopes. And then Jake Dunn, which he's a buddy of mine, we fight a lot. But that's just because he's a jackass. Now, whatever happened to actual Periscope, the web page or whatever it is, it becomes something else, didn't it? Well, Periscope was always owned by Twitter.
Speaker: Okay. So just shut it down. Twitter shut it down and supposedly there's a, uh, there's a Twitter live now, uh, Twitter, Twitter added a live feature, which I don't know. I'm not on Twitter enough to know, uh, to, to figure it out or anything like that. The problem I have is too much reading.
Speaker: I think that's why youtube does so well is because people don't want to read everything that I fucking always watch a video Or people like you that can't read. Yeah that too um, but uh But yeah periscope on twitter and it just kind of just it just About the time about the time haves came around twitter was dissolved or periscope was dissolving they were getting rid of it and then it kind of rolled into to um
Speaker: like I said, I'm I'm not on Twitter enough to know the only thing that sucks is that Periscope was owned by Twitter and ran through Twitter and when they got rid of it, all your followers and stuff like that just went away. They didn't carry over which they should have let me carry over because I had several thousand followers on on
Speaker: and you know, it'd have been nicer. They would have rolled over and they would have made Twitter live a little bit easier to figure out because I'm I would have probably used it a little bit more often. You know, then this came along and you know, I was still doing Tiktok lives and stuff like that before I got in trouble on Tiktok for **** in the wrong way. Yeah. You see, I I've mostly said too much reading and not enough pictures and videos on Twitter. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, I've always like not that I've gone live a lot, but I'm always very cautious of what I say with the exception of here.
Speaker: on on facebook live or and or tick tock live yeah and that's the only thing that sucks about facebook live you know you gotta be careful like or like earlier you know i had music playing and you're like are we live and i'm like i'm not live fucking music you get us killed off yeah we were gotten in trouble in 30 seconds yeah but i think we've been okay with the exception of like the band you were playing isn't really
Speaker: massively known oh you're good brother singing the songs you were they were singing i i don't think they'd be copyright because it's not the original song well yeah i think they would have still copyrighted it because i mean it's not the original song and and uh the band i'm talking about is uh um free mcgee which i actually um thanks to not that she'll ever hear this but uh
Speaker: You know, Monica on Roger and JP, one of the shows that I listened to on the bone, not that any on the bone will overhear this, but I listened to the bone pretty much all day at work and Roger and JP are the midday.
Speaker: show and Monica's on there and she was she's kind of a you know, happy -go -lucky. She's kind of fucking annoying at times but she's she's she's pretty badass and she likes like happy beach going type music like Michael Franti. Yeah, kind of sort of and she had brought up this band yesterday on the show and they played part of the song and I I I had uh
Speaker: hit it up on Twitter and I was like, Hey, what is the name of that band? You know, I, they only played so much of the phone and I wanted to hear the rest of it. And, uh, yeah, she, she tweeted me back and I was like, cool. Thank you. So that I checked them out and they do a lot of these mashups where they just take, like the one song that I really liked was, um, uh, uh, it was a mashup. The one you were playing when I first came in was pretty cool. Yeah.
Speaker: Future's so bright. I gotta wear shades and uh, it's uh, it's sweet dreams and sweet dreams and sunglasses at night. You, you were so far off. Yeah, I was very hard and the original rhythmics, but the song that they were playing was can't rock my dream face. And it's a mashup of dreams by Fleetwood Mac, uh, rock my world by Michael Jackson and, um,
Speaker: uh i can't feel my face by the weekend right and the band this like the actual band they're singing and this and the other thing and it actually sounded like they it actually they sing it really well because it sounded like they not that they did but it sounded like they actually took clips from each song and put them together yeah they sound like the real guys they sound like the real bands
Speaker: They sampled and then they they're singing the actual songs and stuff like that right mash it all together, but it was really good. Uh Wesley, don't be don't it's all good, man. I thought I got my other phone down here for so don't worry about snapping shit You know if you didn't stab me you wouldn't know we were live and you want to come in here and hung out I think I paid like five or six dollars for this hat at Wally World but um That's uh, it's it's uh
Speaker: They're really cool bands. So check them out. I'm free McGee. I'm free McGee. I'll have to check that out tonight. Cause a couple of songs were actually really good. Shout out to Monica for, for putting that in my ear. I appreciate it. They did like, they did like, uh, electric avenue and highway to hell mashup. And then they did, uh, I love finding, I love finding.
Speaker: stuff like that. It wouldn't normally be on your radar. You know what I mean? It's like I sent you, I sent you that, that Dennis Leary song and you're like, I didn't know he had a song. And it's like from like 93. And you're like, holy shit. That song cracks me up. They've got, um, they've got a mashup with, uh, the gorillas and, uh, shit. Okay. Don't get, don't yell at me Facebook. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. Sad Clint Eastwood. It's the Gorillas and Metallica. Metallica's Sad But True and Gorilla's Clint Eastwood mashup that sounds fucking awesome. You can send me that link so I can. I need to listen to that. Is it on YouTube or? Yeah, it's on YouTube.
Speaker: I'll have to check that out. Yeah, send me that link. I'll definitely check that out tonight or tomorrow. My wife loves that Clint Eastwood song. Oh, really? Oddly enough, when I first moved here, the Clint Eastwood song came out. I was still in high school. When I moved here, it was huge down here. It had just gotten here. Everybody and their brother was listening to it.
Speaker: And it was, like I said, everywhere. So that song. Oh, no. Oh, my God. I can't stop it. I was going to say, oh, shit. Get us some drawings. My YouTube. Well, that was that was a mashup of Frankie Goes to Hollywood that relax. Don't do it. And Crane Barry's Zombie. Nice. So.
Speaker: But that's kind of what they do. They just they just mash up songs and well, there's a band similar like that. They don't do mashups. They do they do covers. They only do covers. They're called Me First and the Gimme Gimme's.
Speaker: Actually you have because I Know you've heard at least one of their songs My after you and I reunited through tick tock One of the first real tick tocks I did was of a me first in the give me gimme Yeah Tell her almost done
Speaker: It's a it was Sloop John B by me first in the gimme gimme's Sloop John B is a I'm gonna butcher this I think it I don't think it was the Beatles was it But they do they do like they take old song older songs and they they kind of meddle them up Not metal but almost rock rock and roll
Speaker: What is the band's name? Me First and the Gimme Gimme's. And like a lot of their songs have been used in movies and TV shows. But one of my first, I think it's like my third or fourth TikTok was me singing into a broom handle, but it's from Me First and the Gimme Gimme's.
Speaker: They're kind of a really cool band like like Yeah, sorry my kids asking for for something like I'm trying to figure out how to do it with without Running clear over across the room Take this chair over there Too late
Speaker: But what's cool about Me First to Gimme Gimme is their albums are a theme. They're themed out. One of them is called The Complete Ruining of I think Jimmy's Bar Mitzvah.
Speaker: Like, they were hired to do a bar mitzvah. They just did a bunch of, like, they did the Hava and the Gila song, but they rock and rolled it up. Like, really dope. There's another guy on YouTube that I think you'd like. He does a lot of covers of... I can't pronounce his last name because it's like 12 miles long, but it's...
Speaker: The channels called leapfrog studios and he does covers of songs Like all about the bass, but he medals them up like they're hardcore metal And he you know, he did like Barbie girl and he's done Every every couple days he puts out a new song and he plays every instrument you know, he does a
Speaker: the whole thing. He does all the lyrics and everything like that. And they're actually really, really good. Yeah. Surprisingly good. His first name's Leo. I can't pronounce his last name. It's like, you know, 23 letters long or some shit like that. But he's really good. But if you go onto YouTube, put in Leap Frog Studios, he does a lot of cool covers.
Speaker: where you could pretty much get away with playing his music on your like YouTube channel or here on the podcast. I think. Well, that's this with with Facebook. They're so like they muted. Something I put with blacktop. Ojo, right? Well, then I tried to dispute it and I was like, I literally have the fucking bands permission, right? You know, like
Speaker: What the fuck is wrong with you? Well, I think I think it all comes down to there. They're just covering their own ass. Yeah. They're not really worried about you. They're worried. They're worried about their own ass because. Speaking of which, they had to be on Snapchat. Oh, yeah. Sweet. Actual blacktop mojo Snapchat account. Sweet. But yeah, but which is which is
Speaker: That's why I'm so hesitant to do much of anything. I can't play any music on the podcast. It's such a dangerous area to play. Because even like Kevin, he'll play music that he's always played during his three hours of breaks.
Speaker: But sometimes he'll get muted and it's music that he's always played, you know, sometimes you will. Yeah. Well, sometimes if I repost a video on Facebook from my TikTok, the last couple of videos I did with music actually got muted. And I'm like, but it's a TikTok video. Get over yourself.
Speaker: Facebook has become the the absolute worst goddamn social media outlet as far as you know
Speaker: Blocking and copyright. Well, you can't say this you can't say it's it's it's so hard to do anything on social media that Like it I Don't even know how to say it But if you try to do something that you think oh, that'll be really cool You can't do it because you're gonna get muted. You're gonna get blocked. You're gonna get fucked over and you're like, but it's Not mean it's just really cool
Speaker: It just it is what it is. You know what I mean? You can't. Yeah, like I said, I understand. I understand Facebook's status on like copyrighted music. I totally get that. They don't want to get fucked over and get charged millions of dollars, you know, because some of the bands do charge a shit ton. But Metallica. Yeah. What was the other? Metallica, you fucking suck. Get over yourself. It's all your fault.
Speaker: and get over yourself. You're not even that good of a fucking band. You sold out years ago. Almost in the 70s. They're not that old, but damn. In like 83 is when their first album came out. They were an underground band and that's when people were like, you sell out. So they're like, what?
Speaker: Yeah, there's just fuck Metallica overrated garbage. The funniest Metallica interview I've ever seen was somebody was somebody was some interview was asking James Hatfield. Is Lars the best drummer ever? And he's like, Lars is even the best drummer in Metallica. And I was like, oh,
Speaker: Because Hatfield can fucking throw down with the sticks, man. Yeah. Holy shit. He's amazing. But I thought that was a nice little stab at Hatfield or Lars. I was like, ha ha ha. Because Lars is a dick. They're both dicks, man. Both of them. I wouldn't mind having a beer with with Hatfield. But Lars, I'm going to go away. Shoei. Yeah, I literally tell Lars to fuck off.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: I'm like, only winners can sit at this table. Go away, shoo.
Speaker: Yeah. I like Nickelback. Don't hate on Nickelback. I love some Nickelback. Don't get me wrong. I love Nickelback. But there's a video on YouTube. It's like how becoming the most hated band in music is not as easy as it sounds. Something like that. Because everybody shits on Nickelback. And I still don't know why.
Speaker: I that's something that that I have never understood because I like me either. I do too. I there's some other songs I'm like I could take it to leave it but some other songs that rock star song is awesome but you have that with a lot of bands. I mean like you know Garth Brooks is Garth Brooks is probably one of my favorite musicians of all time. Garth you know he's he's probably one of my all time favorite musicians
Speaker: But there's some songs that are like, you know, but, you know, I'm pretty sure Nickelback started the, I hate Nickelback thing. They might have. It had to be like a marketing thing.
Speaker: because you see, you see them at concerts or concerts are still sold out. I'm like, if you're hated, there's no way in hell. Well, that's the thing. I mean, it's like the offspring of the offspring is they only have like two songs I like, but I still like them.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, you can take somebody who swears up and down. Oh, I hate Nickelback. I hate Nickelback. They're the worst band ever. Blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada. And then you don't. Yeah, you don't tell them that they're listening to Nickelback and you play 15 Nickelback songs and they're like, fuck yeah, man. Who are these guys? It's like, it's Nickelback and they're like,
Speaker: Oh, oh, really? Oh, oh, like that's right. You're going to go out and buy the CD. Fuck off. Yeah. I love Nickelback. Yeah, you do. You fucking love Nickelback, don't you? I fucking love Nickelback. It's like it's it's I think it's it's got to be it had to be a marketing thing. They're like, how can we market our music? Oh, we're the most hated band in music. Perfect. But at the end of the day, you're looking at things like, you know, we talking earlier about about trending.
Speaker: and it's and it's a cool thing and not so much that it's trendy to hate Nickelback but that's like the thing to do. Yeah. So, people jump on. Wesley says, photograph is his favorite song by Nickelback. Oh, I love that song. That's a good song. Look at this photograph.
Speaker: Every time I do it makes me laugh. What the hell is Jimmy saying? The whole concept of hating a band doesn't make sense to me. If you hate it so much, then you just don't listen to them. Like me, I don't like Metallica. I think Metallica is overrated, overhyped and just
Speaker: Generally, just garbage. I do like a couple Metallica songs. Yeah, they're they're they're older songs. I was I was I wouldn't say I was never a fan. I was introduced to them and I was just like, OK, this is kind of OK. OK, because I was I grew up on oldies and and and rock and roll. And Metallica was the first real quote unquote metal.
Speaker: And then I heard Megadeth and I was like, hello. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what I was going to say. I'm a Megadeth fan. I fucking love Megadeth. But it's like it's like the difference between Metallica and Megadeth is like the difference between Garth Brooks and fucking. Blue Brian. It's it's a whole. It's like if you listen to
Speaker: Metallica only and then you put on Norwegian death metal and you're like, wow, this is metal.
Speaker: Well, well, yeah, yeah, make it that make it that stayed true. I mean, make it that just did that thing. And Metallica was like, oh, we're going to make an album with a fucking symphony symphony. Yeah. Oh, we're going to go out there and nabs there because we're not making 15 cents off of a download. Exactly. You know, well, and then and then to make ourselves look cool, we'll we'll do our video on a prison.
Speaker: Yeah. Okay. Dude in a prison, but do it like Johnny Cash did. Yeah. You know what? There's another rock band that did a really cool video in a prison here in Ohio, and that's called Disturbed, and they're a million times better than fucking Metallica. Well, see, my lexicon of music, or my playlist, so to speak. Your YouTube title for this one is Fuck Metallica. There you go. No, but like my playlist of music,
Speaker: is so all over the map, it's retarded. Well, yeah, so is mine. You know, it'll have it'll have Garth Brooks and then go right into like Romstein and then right into Norwegian death metal and then right into, you know, Carrie Underwood and you're like, what the fuck? Romstein and Norwegian death metal isn't that too far of a stretch. No, it's not.
Speaker: Yeah, but then you got you'll have like blues travelers and then you'll I love that song hook. Oh, yeah. Mine's the same way. Yeah, I'll go from I'll go from like
Speaker: George Strait, to Megadeth, to Tupac, to Spice Girls. Exactly. And the funny thing is like, I'll put my, you know, I have all my liked songs on, I don't have playlists on my Spotify. I have the songs that I like. So I'll go to liked songs and just hit randomize and then
Speaker: just while I'm cleaning the house or whatever, and just start sing along to every fucking thing that comes up. And I get the weirdest looks from the neighbors, because I'll be like, I'm a Barbie girl. And then I'm like,
Speaker: I'm just all over the place. You know, I've never been the kind of guy that's like, oh, I like my parents are two genres. They got country. They got oldies. Boom. That's it. Yeah. Like, and I'm, you know, I'm all over the map. Yeah. I surprised people because
Speaker: I'm an old school hip -hop head. 100 % I'm a hip -hop head. The people that really freak me out, I got a buddy down here that you literally play him one note and be like, oh, that's this song. No, but I mean, like he'll tell you who was there when it was recorded, who produced it.
Speaker: who who's singing who's you know where it was recorded at the time of day it was two o 'clock in the morning on a Wednesday calm down there chief and it's like yeah but he does it with all these classic rock songs you know like like Aerosmith and and and it's like
Speaker: If I ever have a question about music, I contact this dude like, Hey, who sings this? And he's like, like he's the dude is my, my version of, uh, what's up Shazam. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, I'm not going to tell you all the bullshit behind it, but usually within a couple of notes, I know the song. I know the band and, you know, I love music. So I'm I'm I'm I'm all over the place of music. Like, in all honesty, one of my favorite genres is the fifties and sixties.
Speaker: I don't even know anybody like I didn't nobody I grew up around or anything like that. Listen to that type of music is just one of my favorite eras of music.
Speaker: Well, my parents are always on the station. My parents are always on the only station. So I grew up singing all those songs like the turtles and the Beatles and and the Beach Boys. But before they got hippie five. Well, like the like from good vibrations forward. Yes. Well, growing up, like my parents always listen to country music. Right. And it was
Speaker: some other, you know, like George Jones. And it was some of that stuff like, yeah, Johnny National, whatever. But it was also it was more. It was more who was popular today. So, you know, we grew up in the 90s, essentially. Essentially, we were born in the 80s. But, you know, our music taste goes like the late 80s and through the 90s. So, you know, and that George Strait and Clint Black and Reba and Garth and stuff like that. Oh, by the way, I sent you Reba's TikToks.
Speaker: I sent you her, her page, her channel. Yeah. I'm already following her. I assumed you were, but you were not the only person who, you were not the only person who sent me that, that video. I was like, I can only like feed feed. And I was like, Chris needs this. Not only am I following her, our nonsensical nonsense page is following her. There you go.
Speaker: But but like my dad had always had like red, so vine. Yeah. Now that shit's the trucker. Like the guy didn't even sing. He just told stories with music behind it. Yeah. But your dad is also like ninety five. Yeah. My dad's old as fuck. Yeah. But the the red, so vine teddy bear song. Holy shit. I don't care who you are. You will tear up if you listen to it. Yeah.
Speaker: You and then have you heard the second of the sequel to it? We were really that's the represent. We was my shit. I love me some river. I'm that was a fancy video the other day. A fancy day. It was on. I was on YouTube. Fancy came up and I was like, yeah. That like if you listen to the weird lyrics, that song, you're like, wow, that was fucked up. Mm hmm.
Speaker: I think I think you said that in the video. No, trust me. No. No, no.
Speaker: And the lights went out in Georgia. I love that song. Oh, that's not really. That's not even a real song. I know. I know. But I'm just I'm just saying that song. That's a good song. That's a really good song. Who sings that song? That's I would like to see. I would love to hear Christopher over here. I'm not I'm not getting hard. I would like to see her do a version of of Jolene. That would be interesting because she's got an amazing voice.
Speaker: Speaking of Jolene, I love me some Dolly Parton music. The 9 to 5 song is like right in there. I love that song. Dolly's got some great music. I watched the 9 to 5 movie like a year ago.
Speaker: And I'd seen it a couple times when I was younger as a kid. And I only realized that this time, the last time I watched it, that they actually smoked pot in the movie. And I was like, holy shit, Dolly Parton smoked weed. It blew my mind because they don't call it weed. They call it grass. And it didn't ever click as a kid.
Speaker: And that scene comes up. The devil is the latest. There's they're smoking a fucking joint in the movie. And I was like, that's a gateway drug. That's a gateway drug. Smoking weed, man. You know, Jane Fonda and Dolly Parton and that brunette. I don't know her name. Lily Tomlin, Lily Tomlin, all sitting around a coffee table smoking weed. I'm like, oh, shit. Dolly Parker. Did you finally make it home? OK, baby.
Speaker: Summer Christopher over here getting hard talking about Reba. Okay. I've never gotten my heart on because of Reba. All right. Maybe once, maybe watching that fancy video going, Oh yeah. Okay.
Speaker: I got you. Trust me. I've never referred to this thing. You know what? Movies on **** Netflix down here. Tremors. I ain't wrong, Wesley. I do win. What what the hell are you talking about, Mark? I do not think I read when I was spanking the money. Monkey. I was going to spanking the money. What the hell's wrong with you? That's not what I do with my money.
Speaker: She's a lady. Damn it. No, but I watched tremors the other day. I haven't seen that movie in a long time. Oh, Glick live Glick's lives. Woo. Did you just really hit us with the Ric Flair? Woo Mark. Oh Jesus.
Speaker: I like you and added the emphasis on that. Mark Mark Mark says he does that when he gets the notification that we're live. He expects. Jeff, you can't see it. But for those of you watching live are enjoying Cassius feet. Nice. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm gonna fight that kid. I swear to god, I'm gonna fight that kid. Get off the car. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna let a bear, I'm gonna let a bear team up with him so the bear has a chance. Nice. At least I don't dab. Cash is gonna fuck you up. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah. Summer, who is on the Haps Live, that is, that, that's Mrs. Glick.
Speaker: soon to be, this is what you're going to do the spider walk from the ring. Can you do that? Let me see it.
Speaker: I'm going to get a video out of it if you can actually do it. Oh, there he goes. Holy shit. Put your head back. You gotta put your head back. Jesus Christ. He just fucking spider walked down the hallway. Creepy little bastard.
Speaker: There's a million views. Oh my gosh. He just, he literally just walked from the living room down the hallway into my bedroom. I used to be able to do that when I was a kid. I can't do it anymore. I'm too old. Fuck. I ain't never been able to do that shit.
Speaker: He said he can't do it no more. It hurts when you do it. Yeah. You gotta stretch. You gotta you gotta scratch, man. Yeah, I gotta get you to do some stretches. I can do it. I can also do it. Oh, you're gonna do it on your tippy. Oh, Jesus. Now, now climb up the wall. Brad Adams. Let's climb up the do not climb up the wall, man. Chris is gonna get that bat out.
Speaker: I said hold on I better back. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna go full on Stone Cold Steve Austin and be like do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
Speaker: Well, what the fuck was that? That that sound The my wife thinks the funniest thing you will ever hear is someone making a dolphin sound Have you seen that? I'm walking to a truck. I'm gonna do it. Okay Yeah, but the dolphin sound that that's that
Speaker: that, uh, triggers your PTSD from where you've been raped by the dolphins. No, but it's like, we were watching, we, we watched like, uh, the animal. I'll tell you later. We watched the animal and Rob Schneider. Oh yeah. But the best one, the one I'll get, I don't know. I might get it fixed later on down the road is, uh, have you seen the show how I met your mother? Yeah.
Speaker: Okay. Well, there's an episode where, where they challenged, wait for it, wait for it. What? No, but Lily and Robin challenge.
Speaker: Barney to pick up women like wearing a trash bag and all of them and he sells one chick to he he he he literally talks to one girl as a dolphin number but every time we see that scene my wife loses her mind. I don't know. I think I'm laughing. Yeah, I think I remember that that I love dude.
Speaker: That I haven't shown way better than friends absolute fucking I'm not afraid Yeah, no, you're a hundred percent accurate in that Which which you know when you and I actually agree on something that yeah, well, you know friends when it came out Was funny yes, but the problem Yeah, the problem with friends is it is
Speaker: It never really jumped the shark, so to speak, but it was just kind of like the same shit happened basically all the time. Chandler, make a joke. Joey's doing something stupid. Phoebe's doing something stupid. Monica's a freak about cleaning. Where How I Met Your Mother, it's a full storyline of them, quote unquote, growing. But the best episode ever is when
Speaker: Ted is sitting in the bar and future Barney and past Barney all show up and future Ted and past Ted show up and they sing for the longest time in perfect harmony.
Speaker: I saw I saw a video over the other day and Somebody wants to start a petition to get the two of them to do the entire song. I was like, all right calm down Well Neil Patrick Harris is awesome. I love that. Yeah, he's so goddamn funny and it makes it even better knowing that he is a
Speaker: Uh, Summer forgot about her hometown stories. So we get a new story. Do you want to, do you want us to bring you in for your story? Yeah. Cause I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready to call. But, uh, Neil Patrick Harris being like a hundred percent full on gay and then playing the player slash ladies man type deal on that. But, uh, Neil Patrick Harris can sing his ass off. I'll show that I can sing.
Speaker: was uh glee and there was a couple episodes where where he was on glee him him and the main character main teacher from glee singing piano man and singing uh dream on yeah the dream on genius genius my son my son did a rendition of it like my son wants to sing like nph because he's like
Speaker: So yeah, of course, Jeff has to end it. Cameron says, damn, he's already getting kicked off. It's only 11. No, I'm not going to get that preemptive strike.
Speaker: This is this is this is the thing that Jeff don't don't understand and that he needs to make his wife understand is that his his Hesitation and his fear of her completely Disrupts our flow and fucks up what we do The only problem I have with having a four -hour podcast It's gonna list all four hours
Speaker: I mean, you'd be surprised. I mean, when we keep going and we're on a roll, you know, people, Hey, Jeff, Hey, Jeff, Jeff, get off and summer can join and tell her. Cameron said, Hey, let's get off and summer can join and tell her story. Well, here's the thing. Surprisingly, when we get on a roll and we start going. Hmm.
Speaker: I, I, I have, um, gotten a couple of messages where people are like, Hey, when you guys are just rolling and you keep going, it's awesome. But yeah, as it's been, as it's been pointed out in the chat and you can't see it for the last hour and a half, you have been nervously looking over your shoulder. Yeah. Kids are outside playing.
Speaker: So constantly afraid that they're going to scream out and it's going to pick up on the mic. Boom Scrooge, really? My son's been on the pretty much the entire show. Yeah, it was the people like when we were playing that one time.
Speaker: Yeah. They called you baby, baby nonsensical. Yeah. That's what they, that's what they, that's what they nicknamed him when we were playing Uno that night. Baby nonsensical. Nice. Boom. Screw you, Jeff. Said summer. Yeah. What are you going to do? Found your replacement. There you go.
Speaker: Stop clapping. Just he's get the hose out there. No, no, they're playing like a, um, a version of a flashlight type. No, they're playing like a Marco Polo. My son has a mask over his face and the other three are running around making him no, making noise and see if they can find it.
Speaker: So like it's not just your kids running around the neighborhood it's no no there's there's multiple kids out there
Speaker: Well, there's all the kids in the neighborhood are roughly, I think the oldest one in the neighborhood, the oldest two in the neighborhood are like 16. The two guys just sit there and play fucking Xbox Fortnite all day. And then the kids like my sister -in -law, I think is 13, 14, something like that. And the rest of the kids in the area are from 13 and below.
Speaker: Cameron Cameron said that you're uh yelling at Wanda. Quit clapping her cheeks so loud. Followed up by Mark going oh my god.
Speaker: People speak differently though. Take your racist ass somewhere else. I would love to join, but have way more important things to attend to. Are you watching Deadly Women?
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: It's a show on Discovery or ID Channel about women who kill their husbands.
Speaker: Also, she's planning for the future. Camera setup. Yeah, pretty much. Camera setup, waiting for Glute to disappear for a second and Karate jumped his tail. You see, you see Chris do this and then fly past the camera. The moment I go, oh yes, the macho man Glute.
Speaker: That cracks me up. I just whooped his ass on camera. There you go. I already got my plans. Your plans for killing me. What are you doing that's more important? She messaged me the other day. She messaged me the other day and she was like,
Speaker: We got Miles Morales, Venom version joining us on the podcast. Well, they told me the other day, she was like, I'm watching. I'm watching Deadly Women on on right now. And I was like, I don't know if I should be scared or proud of you because I watch all those like forensic files and serial killer shows and stuff like that. That's what I go to bed to. You just have plans with no plans.
Speaker: Oh. Um. I'm a nose. Okay. What? Where else do you go on? Uh YouTube Haps. If you download the Haps app or on Haps or on YouTube, we're on Facebook. That's so close. We go. We're like five or six different Facebook pages.
Speaker: of the
Speaker: break down and actually get a laptop or fix this phone. I'm working on it. I am working on it. Or actually, actually a laptop will be better. You don't even have to fix your phone because instead of, uh, when you go live on apps and send it, instead of sending it to all the places you send it to, because like when you go live on Facebook and stuff and people join in, we can't see their comments. So if you were to go on Facebook and not go live and just
Speaker: Well, no, not even not not send it to your Facebook page, but share it off of our nonsensical nonsense page. When people when people come in off of those other pages and stuff like that, their comments and stuff pop up on the main Facebook feed.
Speaker: like our main Facebook live. Okay. So, which is which is why I told you I said I only post on nonsensical nonsense and then I share it out everywhere. Oh, okay. Because when they come in and comment, then we can see them on on the actual because when they click on it, it brings them to our page. So, Yeah.
Speaker: Right now I send it out through the the haps app But eventually once I once I get the laptop fixed all I'll probably do the same Well, and that's what I said that you don't have to send it out through the haps app or you don't have to send it out Anyway, all you have to do is just jump on here and go live don't send it out anywhere I mean, I guess you can send it to like your your YouTube channel or whatever Because because we have the main YouTube channel. Mm -hmm
Speaker: but as far as Facebook and stuff like that, don't set it out. Love you too, baby. Don't set it out anywhere. And then when you come in, if you have like your phone free, then you can go onto our, our nonsensical nonsense page and then just share it.
Speaker: Yeah, just share it and it directs everybody back to the page so it so it keeps the comments fluid. That's why that's why I was telling me I stopped doing that because before I would have Facebook pulled up on here and I'd have Facebook pulled up on my other phone and right and it was just keep it up in the comments was too much. Yeah, it was I had I already had so much other shit going on that it was it was a pain in the ass.
Speaker: But yeah, it's about that time, sir. I'm gonna get some. I literally just opened another beer and cold leftover pizza is the best. So I mean, it's only gonna get colder, so it's only gonna get better. The problem is with five people downstairs, if I don't hurry up, I won't get any.
Speaker: the problem is is that your your wife is demanding you to come downstairs and put hers in the microwave. No, not yet. It's a microwave. Not yet. We don't have it. She's not bitching. She's not bitching. So, go down and grab a grab a slice of pizza. Come back up here. I'll talk while you're gone. You act like that's something would be the first. Don't eat during the podcast. You act like it would be the first time you ever ate on the podcast.
Speaker: You can't see like you can't see yourself on the camera and you're being sneaky and you're just like, he won't see. Oh, **** I can't. I'm like, are you ****
Speaker: It's just slice or two pizza, I'll keep talking then come back up here and eat your pizza Movie time too. I want to watch some movies. I haven't watched TV in two days because these kids take over And now they're outside playing I can actually watch TV with my wife. You're so anxious. You're so anxious to go watch the rock You know, here's the worst part I can't watch it with the kids because Her brother sister
Speaker: do not speak English so where I'm going to watch it from from the website I told you about I can't watch it on there because why doesn't her brother why doesn't her brother and sister speak English because we live in Mexico
Speaker: Yeah. But I mean, a lot of people live in a lot of different countries and they still speak English. Like it's the main language in Mexico is Spanish. Oh, really? Yeah. I thought it was. I thought it was Japanese. Mexico actually doesn't have a nationalized language. Oddly enough. How to help. How the hell does Mexico not have a nationalized language? Well, you know, like the language of the United States is English.
Speaker: It's been stated that the language spoken in the United States is America. It's Spanish. It's English. But that's never been declared for Mexico. If you live in Mexico, you have to speak Spanish. It's never been declared. There's people down here who speak German, French.
Speaker: Portuguese there's a lot of Portuguese and Spanish and then English But how I just don't understand how you don't have one what
Speaker: Okay, I'm dead. I'm dead. I can't die in the middle of a podcast, bro. Just because you stabbed me in the neck with a sword. I can't fucking die. The unofficial language of Mexico is Spanish, but it's not the official language. I just don't understand how I don't have an official language because of America. Well, I learned this today.
Speaker: America is a melting pot and when I lived down in Charleston and I worked for Orkin, I had customers that spoke Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, Spanish, German,
Speaker: And they, but they, but they all learned English in their native countries because it wasn't forced, but it was, it was, um, yo, I'm here on second language kind of deal. Yeah. Like it was, it was strongly encouraged because English, English is a, I guess is a dominant language. So to say, uh, because you can speak it damn near English. Yeah.
Speaker: and we all know you live in a third world country. I just don't understand how Mexico, a Latin country, a Spanish, predominantly Spanish speaking country does not have their official language. Technically, the original language of Mexico is Mayan.
Speaker: Well, technically the original language in America is indigenous people, whatever tribe you're from. Yeah. But mine is still spoken down here. We're not speaking technicalities. It's like you in your obsession with being mad at movies because they're not
Speaker: Accurate. Accurate. You know, I'm so mad at fast enough for this because no 1967 charger is going to do space in a fucking Pontiac Fiero in the last. You don't think if any car on this goddamn planet could go to fucking space, it's a fucking Fiero. No, it's not because those things look like a sieve.
Speaker: it's a fucking fiero because that's a goddamn spaceship a modified one -person spaceship i want one i want one bad i don't know why they're fucking terrible but i want one because you fit one perfectly you can bench press a fiero
Speaker: I want one. There's one down the street this guy's working on. So he hasn't moved in like five years. You can sit in a Fierro and feel big. Yeah, yeah. Well, it's a mid -engine vehicle, which is very rare for an American vehicle. It's what? It's a mid -engine vehicle. It's a mid -engine?
Speaker: Yeah. The engine is technically between the axles. Like a Volkswagen Beetle is a rear engine vehicle because the engine is behind the rear axle. He's talking about vision from Avengers. What do?
Speaker: Why is every movie and show there isn't it? What does he die? He dies in the, uh, Wanda vision in the world. Yeah. Infinity war vision dies because he's got the infinity stone in his forehead. And Thanos needs the infinity stone. So he, why did he not come back in the first, the end game?
Speaker: I don't know. You know, I really don't know why he didn't come back because he's technically, he's technically not human. He's not human. Yeah. He's Jarvis. He's an Android. He's job. Okay. He's stupid. Very clear argument right there, brother. Nail on the head.
Speaker: Like a Lamborghini or Ferrari I thought the engine on a Lamborghini was in the in the back It is but it's between the axles Where a Volkswagen Beetle it's behind the axle I got this camera. Yeah, I
Speaker: So where the Pontiac Fiero like, you know, you got like f -150s and you know trucks and vehicles they are The motor is above or in front of the front axle Mostly in front of That's the difference mid -engine and a rear engine there there's only like been a
Speaker: five or six rear engine vehicles everything else is mid -engine wait wait a minute what okay no i've only i've only i've only known i've only known vehicles to be uh front engine because Ferrari Lamborghini Tucker Volkswagen um
Speaker: Bugatti Veyron all mid -engine vehicles or rear -engine vehicles depending on the vehicle the Tucker the Volkswagen Beetle our rear -engine vehicles a Tucker only made there's only 50 ever made I know Chris Tucker on Friday no the Tucker was the 50s and there's a movie with Jeff Bridges called Tucker man in his dream
Speaker: Well, it's it's basically how the big three shut the man down and how they Yeah The big three you talk about Ford Chevy Dodge Ford Chevy Dodge they they basically spied on him and and Ran him out of the business And basically called him a liar and all this other shit and and but they they went and
Speaker: The thing is like the they Ford Chevy Dodge have so much money the Dodge brothers and Ford and Chevy They had so much money that they were paying the papers to say Tucker was a fraud Yeah
Speaker: Well, the thing is, the way Tucker went about getting the money to build the cars, because it was during World War II, was he was selling dealerships for cars. So you could be like, oh, you're going to sell Tucker's. So you're going to give us 250 grand, or well, the equivalent of 1940's money. You're going to give us X amount of money, and you're going to be able to sell Tucker's.
Speaker: So it's kind of like it's kind of like Elon Musk right now. Yes. Fucking Tesla truck. And he was like, everybody pay X amount of dollars up front. And when the truck comes out, you're on the list or exactly the difference. And the truck is never coming out. Well, the thing is, when Tucker did it, he didn't have he only had a prototype.
Speaker: And he didn't have a car at all. So the government was saying he was selling dealerships for cars that don't exist. So basically calling him a flat out liar. And they ended up taking him to court and he basically had to shut down the line. But the whole time they're like, Oh, these cars don't exist. They're not real. And at the end of the court,
Speaker: At the end of the trial, he's like, you know what? For those of you who don't believe that the car exists, there's 50 of them out front. Everybody wants to take a ride. They're out front. And you know what? I think I might have. I think I might have heard something about that. Not the eight of them. Forty eight of them are still on the road today. Yeah. Not not the Tucker, but there was
Speaker: I'm going to, I'm going to dive into the Jeff world here, but there was one of the, one of the shows I watched. Um, it might've been, it might've been an episode of cold case, uh, was about a guy who was, um, he,
Speaker: was trying to produce, maybe it wasn't whole case, maybe it was forensic files, which was a true story, which is based off, you know, it's true, it's an actual case. Yeah, a guy had decided he was gonna build a certain type, or it was a woman actually, no, it was forensic files. So it was a woman who was like a transgender,
Speaker: OK, and she was portraying a man because a woman back back in the 50s or 60s or whatever it was. Yeah, they couldn't. They couldn't be. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, they were allowed in the workplace, so to speak. So she.
Speaker: Okay. God, that just happened. But she had designed this goofy ass looking car and basically told the investors and people who wanted the car to put all their money forward. And then there was just no way in hell this car was going to come out because it was not
Speaker: it wasn't feasible. It wouldn't have met safety standards, blah, blah, blah. And then like she just took all this money and ran and then went and then there was like a murder involved, whatever. Uh, but when she ran, she
Speaker: went from a he back to a her and then do a he again. It was a weird circumstance. So the big three have been doing shit like that for years because I don't know if you've ever heard about the water powered car. There's a guy and I believe he's from Ohio. And this is in like the 80s.
Speaker: He built a dune buggy that ran on water. It would take the water and turn it into hydrogen basically. And he had patents on how to actually do it. And if you were like a side of the road, if you were pissed in the tank,
Speaker: You could run the car on it. If you grab it, you grab snow, you can throw it in the tank and run it on snow. And it got to the point where the big, well, it's assumed that the big three poisoned him and killed him. And you can actually look up his patents on how to build the equipment, but he didn't know anything about design or like writing out a design or showing how it worked. So they're almost unlegible.
Speaker: but he he had it going where you were you were he had it like a doom buggy it was like a Volkswagen beetle motor but it was running he was doing uh 75 miles to the gallon of water and there was another race well there's someone to tell her story
Speaker: there was another guy that he built. He built, you know, a big Lincoln Continental from like the 70s that are like three football fields long. He got one to run. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Did you say there was a guy in the 60s or 70s? Well, he knows I think he bought he bought a Lincoln Continental
Speaker: And Lincoln Continental from the 70s. No, but Lincoln Continental in the 70s was a giant fucking vehicle. They're huge. Yeah, they're huge. They're a land yacht. Yeah. Well, he took one of those. This guy, the big three killed him. But this guy took one of those land yachts, and I'm pretty sure it was Lincoln Continental. And he got it to run on 100 miles per gallon of gas. Nice.
Speaker: and before he could get anything patent, he disappeared off the face of the planet. But if he worked for Lincoln... No, no, no. No, he bought Lincoln. Oh, he bought it and he created it. He used Lincoln and he pickered with it and made it better.
Speaker: So you created that Ford, Ford owns Lincoln. Why didn't Ford just jump all over that and be like, because there was back then you're talking about in the seventies back then gas was like, what? A quarter, a gallon. So nobody gave a shit, but he was what he planned to do with it. No, just one pecker.
Speaker: He planned what he planned to do. It was market his equipment where you could add it to your car and get a hundred miles per gallon and That's fun Okay, so he created he created an add -on that you could put on your car like an attack Yeah, exactly. And I'm gonna explain to what it was It was never explained what it was because
Speaker: You know, they killed it. Yeah, exactly. So there another guy developed an engine that it didn't even look like an engine. It looked like a big sphere and you could put it in a vehicle and get like, it was a, it was a hydrogen plant. So it would, it would, you put water in it creates hydrogen and you run any vehicle on this, this, this, uh, hydrogen plant. And it was the size of a soccer ball.
Speaker: And Ford bought it from him, or no, GM bought it from him at a trade show. Are you talking about the reactor that Tony Stark created? No, no, no, no, no. This is a true story. And he built this thing. It looked like a soccer ball. It was about the size of a soccer ball. And you would pour water into it and it would create hydrogen and you would hook it up to your gas line instead of running on gas. You'd be running hydrogen.
Speaker: and GM bought it from him and just put it on the shelf. Really? Yeah, because they're gonna fuck up like put it on a shelf to do and they bought the patent and everything to get it out of circulation. So like you can't create a new one. He can't share the technology all that shit. Put it on the shelf.
Speaker: Yeah. And just like in a back room somewhere. Yeah. There's a lost arc. There's like, oh, it's in the back in the crates, you know, and let it collect dust because it'll fuck with our whole plan because basically with that system, you would not have to ever buy a new car. So what you're saying is that the big three is all a part of a giant conspiracy theory. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: that has forced us now in 2021 to where I'm paying over $3 a gallon for gas because of the big three. Those sons of bitches. Well, it's not just the big three. Well, I mean, like Firestone can make tires that will last you. The Firestone can make a tire that will last longer than your car. They don't. Why? Because they want you to buy more tires so they make more money. Well, obviously.
Speaker: And you guys, that's, that's like, that's, I mean, that's the end game is these companies. I mean, at the end of the day, they want to make money. So, you know, but no, I mean, seriously, if you bought a set of tires today, how long would they last?
Speaker: Year and then you gotta replace them. Well, it depends on who you are Well, yeah, well me I'll get I'll get a couple years out of tires, right? You you'll get five Yeah, well like there was a set of tires I can't remember who made them but actually They were vinyl and they weren't rubber they were vinyl and I know like a record I
Speaker: Yeah. Well, they're same material but but flexible like rubber. Oh man. Those tires. Those tires will last longer than the vehicle they're on. Oh my god. Spiderman is on the podcast. What's up guys? Oh **** What's going on? Oh, we got Thanos in the house too. Oh **** Um no. So, speaking of records. Yeah. I don't
Speaker: I ain't even got no super powers. I ought to kick Thanos' ass. I ought to beat the brakes off that purple dick -headed motherfucker. There's so many things about that movie that are just... There's so many ways that Thanos could've been beat. I don't know. Is there... Yeah, if you get the Haps out, Wesley. What the hell was I gonna say? You were talking about records. Records.
Speaker: Uh, I forgot to bring your Budweiser ball cap. What are you talking about, baby? Hey, dad. You got me a Budweiser ball cap? Nice. I didn't even know you got me one. Hell yeah. So, um, Cash made me put this out. What, dude? They're making us sing or, um, Iron Man comes back to, um, Fort Spider -Man.
Speaker: uh... uh... i need to find somebody who can work on old record players i've got them i've got this uh... i don't know if you can my laptop is not to touch screen okay well maybe i can camera said he wants to join we'll bring Cameron in here with his pedophile looking ass
Speaker: There's, there's a, um, there's gotta be YouTubers. Take that little red fan down. There's gotta be YouTube videos on how to repair your record player. I'm shutting down Facebook for anybody who's watching. Go to Haps for YouTube.
Speaker: because my other phone is about dead. Um, but, um, no, so I've got this console. I like my TV sitting on it, dude. I got to send you a picture of this thing. It's one of the big ones. Yeah. It's, it's the big radio. I can't, I can't pull Facebook back up because I ain't doing anything on this one. Um, my, my 75 inch TV is sitting on it. Um,
Speaker: That's how big it is. I could not find a TV stand for my 75 inch TV. So my, my console is sitting on or my, uh, my, my TV is sitting on it.
Speaker: okay so um but it used to be so got a computer and i was wondering if there was a way that i could go live god go download the haps app h a p p s uh create your profile follow us we'll follow you back and then we can have my channel and stuff bring on one day
Speaker: Um, but uh, so it's from I think I think it was brand new in 1970 If you send me a picture of it if you send me a picture of it I can date it because You can that you can you can tell it there when they were built I don't need you to date it because all the people all there are
Speaker: All the original paperwork, everything's there. The cool thing about this was the mayor that the old mayor of Charleston was the mayor of Charleston for like 45 years. Okay. My record player, he bought it brand new for his wife as a Christmas gift for a birthday gift. And it sat in the mayor's mansion for years. So, um,
Speaker: We had, I have, actually I have it in my bedroom about one of these like old school replica record players for my ex -wife one year because she got on this record kick and I was like, you don't know anything about records, you know, blah, blah, blah. And, but the record store we used to go to, they had it in there.
Speaker: Oh, and I was like, I was like, how much you guys want for that? And they're like, oh, make me make us an offer. We can't fucking get rid of it. I was just being a wise ass. And I think I told him I'd give him like 50 bucks for it. And they're like, all right, it sure is. But yeah, I know like what you got to load it, move this motherfucking thing. I swear to God. Ways of ton. It takes three men. It takes three men in a boy to move this motherfucker. And I live on this. Yeah.
Speaker: So, yeah, those things are crazy heavy. They're made out of solid mahogany. Yeah. They're like milled out of solid piece of wood. Me and actually a friend of mine that I met on Facebook, who's who lives in the same area where my kids live, when I moved into my apartment, she was like, oh, I was moving by myself. I was literally doing everything by myself. She's like, oh, me and my husband will come help you. I'm like, I've never even met you guys.
Speaker: So that's kind of a shitty thing to do is just to ask you guys to come out and she's like, no, don't fucking worry about it. But oh, there's Cameron. She came in. They literally came and helped to help me move into my apartment. And then like that first I moved in in November and then New Year's Eve. They stopped by. They were going to their family's house and they brought me pork and sauerkraut and stuff like brought me a whole meal.
Speaker: but when I moved into this apartment, I decided at that time that I will never move this motherfucker in my life, but I've got to get somebody who can work on these or I've got to figure out how to fix it because the record player stopped working on it and
Speaker: but like the the stereo I can I can plug it. I can plug it in right now and of course I'd have to move my TV and the Xbox and the soundbar and everything but I can go to the radio and there's a T100 is the local radio station here. Um like they're actually in Newark.
Speaker: I could pull up their radio station and dude, it sounds so good. Like the speakers are still... Dude, the speakers fucking... Now, does the record actually spin? Mm -hmm. Okay, so... Yeah, it spins, but I'm just not getting any... Well, no, wait. I don't know if it spins or not anymore. If it doesn't spin, they're usually belt -driven.
Speaker: Yeah. So it, the crazy thing, so I bought it for my ex wife and then when she moved out, Cameron, you fucking started smoking. That's good for you. That's what three kids would do. You've only got two, but you got one on the way. What?
Speaker: the the
Speaker: and then when they when and then they moved um at one point before we left Charleston and and her boyfriend well now her fiance uh he was like he was like I ain't fucking moving that goddamn thing and she was like hey if you want this back you can have it
Speaker: So I was like fuck yeah, I just wanted it just just because of the historical fight you Yeah, and now that I have it. She's like can I have the record player back and I'm like fuck you bitch. It's mine I was like I guarantee you there's probably plenty of room to work on it in its spot. Yeah. Oh Yeah, when I open the back of it up, it's completely open. I just don't know enough about it. So
Speaker: I'm like, yeah, you can come and get it. And her fiance, he's like, I ain't fucking moving that goddamn thing again. It's mine now, bitch. I think I think you could probably find a. Which one? How many fiancees does your mom have? No, I think which one could you have one? I only have one ex wife. Yeah, two ex -wives. Me. Just my first wife.
Speaker: And then your mom. Gash is looking at me so bad. Gash's mind just exploded. It really did. He's just like, what? What? So mommy had a zero. Heather's just the next girl. Satan's just the next girl. He told him that I was your rehearsed ex -wife and his head exploded. He's like, psh.
Speaker: Dude, if you're going to see the look he gave me. He was like, wait, what? You were married to Jeff. Oh, shit. That's hilarious. No, Jeff and I were never married. It just feels like. Yeah, I've known I've known Jeff since I was Austin's age. Jeff and I have been friends since we were like 16. Yep.
Speaker: What? But you're saying you dated him. No, I was just, it was a joke. He's not giving up on that. You kids don't get sarcasm. Cameron, Cameron, why you look sad? Someone wants to know why you look sad? Because it's got three goddamn kids. Yeah. That's why he's smoking. Yeah. And you only have three. What'd you say, Cam?
Speaker: I'm sad because we only have seven minutes left and then Jeff has to go to bed. I was just getting ready to say it's about that time anyways. Jeff's not allowed to go to bed. He knows better. No, no, I'm fucked. Everybody's being quiet. Everybody's being good. For now, when do the kids go to bed? Can't we just go to the boys when it's gone? Wait, Dad, no one has, like, Dad, no one has talked. Huh? One has, like, said anything, I think. Yeah, everybody's talking. What are you talking about? Oh, on Facebook?
Speaker: no, that's because everybody's on Haps right now. Which is why Haps is slowing down. No, no. He's talking about the comments. Oh. So does, yeah, you can't, does, does, does Sam have, uh, Sam is alive. We're talking about Cameron's Beyonce and Sam is alive. He was on talking to winter soldier. No, it's not.
Speaker: She doesn't have COVID. No, she has to. She's running a one hundred and one feet. I don't know. Love you. Bye, pretty girl. Dad, what? I talked to him about the same. You want to join us, baby? Well, I take out the same from. No, no. We're talking about Cameron's family. More than one Sam in the world. They're talking about they want to see my soldier. Sam and when your soldier Sam still alive.
Speaker: Yeah, the focus and Sam from trick or treats alive, too. Oh, my God. Well, he's OK. You're right. He's technically not alive. But that's a good movie. You should check out right there. Yes. What's that story? Think Sam's. Well, I mean, well, yeah. Trick or treat. Oh, OK. It's a horror movie. You'd like it. Cameron, if you ain't seen it yet, you should check it out, too.
Speaker: It's a badass movie. You're going to be a stuff like me get scared. Scared your husband. I knew your wife. I don't remember what movie that was that you screamed like a little girl. Oh, how long tails. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Every so so tradition, tradition like for me, Halloween, I love Halloween. It's my favorite. It's my favorite holiday. Oh, absolutely. You know, it's my number one favorite holiday. So, you know, growing up and even as I've gotten older every year in October, starting October 1st, I spend the whole month watching scary movies and this, that and the other thing. So I've
Speaker: I've been introduced to the kids with Austin and buggy and cash has become tradition. So throughout throughout October, we watch scary movies. And when they're here during October, we usually watch one scary movie.
Speaker: night at least at least one scary movie a night and a lot of times it's it's the same movies we've seen over and over again so Last year I introduced them to a bunch of new ones like hatchet, which is an awesome series and then trick -or -treat Halloween tales and stuff like which trick -or -treat Cassius Become fucking obsessed with he loves that goddamn movie
Speaker: to the point that for Halloween this year, he wants to go as the main character, which is Sam. There's actually a suit for it. I know. So, there was a suit at the Halloween store last year. Yeah, it was just the mask. So, that was just the mask. Well, no, they had the full costume. So, I mean, that's kind of like our thing for October now with the kids.
Speaker: right? We all watch scary movies and uh you know we watch the old school you know we watch Friday the 13th we watch uh Halloween we watch finally uh Nightmare on Elm Street and and then we you know we we find other ones that new ones and stuff like that to watch. Hatchet's, Hatchet's been added into the rotation. I think there's three what is there three four movies for Hatchet?
Speaker: Trick or treat. We watched several times. Yeah. Jason's Friday, 13th. Chuckie. Uh, Chuckie's been, been put in the worst rotation. My, uh, my, my middle daughter is obsessed with Chuckie. I have a movie we should watch. What?
Speaker: What's the movie? Okay, fair enough. Well, on that note, I do have to get going because I'm getting messages already because it's over three hours already. Oh, apparently one has been froze for the past 25, 30 minutes. It has not been over three hours. It hasn't even been three hours. Dude, I'm looking at the **** clock right now. It's
Speaker: Yeah, go ahead and wrap us up. Now, Willie's Wonderland is something that I need to watch that. When he comes in your dream, he's going to kill you. Mm hmm. Hey, feel your ass in your dreams, man. Forty -five followers. You're about to. I'll grab the mic from right now. I know.
Speaker: I'll do it. No, you won't. I will. I'll **** hit you with a stone lick stunner right here in front of everybody. I'll click bottom you right now. If you hit my **** TV with that goddamn bamboo stick.
Speaker: I'm gonna beat the brakes off you, boy. How about you stop swinging that in my living room? Yeah. You're gonna do what? I'll do the swing shot. I'm a goddamn loser. Go ahead and wrap us up, sir. I have to get going. Well, ladies and gentlemen, we've reached that point in the night.
Speaker: I'm about to go. Yeah. Let's fight my son. Jeff's wife is about to neuter him because he's a giant vagina. And this is where we wrap it up. I am what I eat. That was the case. She'd be a giant penis snake. So we'll appreciate y 'all hanging out with us. Appreciate you guys hanging out in the chatters box who watched us live. We'll be back Wednesday night, 7 30 ish.
Speaker: same nonsensical times. Hey, thanks for hanging out with us. I'm going to kill me. Alright. And Carl is in the house. I've got a black cowboy hat and every time Cash puts it on here, it reminds me of **** Carl. No, you got it on, right? Fair change. But yeah, so, appreciate you guys hanging out with us.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Jesus Christ. But uh yeah so we'll see you guys Wednesday night 730 on Facebook YouTube Haps TV join us live if you don't want to join us live you want to listen to the replace feel free to check us out on Spotify.
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Speaker: Jeff's husband has told him it's time for him to stop being live and we are out of here. I've got to move this phone. Let's close this phone down. Do this a little bit of this and a little bit of that. And we are out of here.
Speaker: I wanted you to know that I love the way you laugh I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away I keep your photograph and I know it serves me well I wanna hold you high and steal
Speaker: Because I'm broken when I'm lonesome And I don't feel right when you're going away You've gone away You don't feel me here anymore
Speaker: The worst is over now And we can breathe again I wanna hold you, I am still my pain Wait, there's so much left to learn And no one left to fight I wanna hold you
Speaker: And when I'm over Then I don't feel like I am strong enough Cause I'm broken When I'm lonesome And I don't feel right When you're gone
Speaker: Cause I'm broken When I'm over And I don't feel right I am strong enough Cause I'm broken
Speaker: Yeah, I love you Cause I'm vulnerable When I'm vulnerable And I don't think
Speaker: Don't think
