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Speaker: I'm not turning my camera on yet. I was trying to send it out and I didn't want my I didn't want to come back on to me looking at my phone like you know, like a jackass. Like some people. Yeah. Um when I could still do the intro and all that jazz. Uh I see. Yeah. No, I already uh oh my god. You got shit on your shirt, sir. I got shit on my shirt. Shit on my head. Your hat. Jesus.
Speaker: I can get something here to wet my whistle. There it is. There you go. It's night two of three of me having to wear steelers here. What the hell? I don't know. My end of the bit because
Speaker: You know, the Browns lost the first game of the season to the Steelers. And the bet was that I had to wear a shirt and hat for a week's worth of shows. So here I am. Had the Browns actually beat the Texans. I could have avoided it for a week or so, but unfortunately.
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Speaker: 8 p .m. There you go Right here on these channels on the nonsensical nonsense a channels. There you go Okay, yeah, there you go, you know, I'm getting all these goddamn notifications on Facebook That we're live
Speaker: What's that? That we're live. No, no, no. Cause I posted. So I, so, you know, we did the whole shrimp job thing and the nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Yes. And, uh, so I went through yesterday. And because, you know, y 'all are some 80, 80, 80 HDS motherfuckers was very hard to stay on topic. So I had to go through and I had to, I was screen recording it.
Speaker: It was like screen record, pause, wait five minutes, screen record again, get four or five seconds, and pause. Right? Just try to piece together the whole num, num, num, num thing. What's going on, lady? There she is. Um, Helene, what's going on, Helene? I know what, nobody accused me of being an amazing speller.
Speaker: She'll understand for our conversation. Well, I, uh, you know, that clip took me a lot of work, so I'm glad that I'm sure it did. We were kind of all over the place during that conversation. Yeah. So I put it up on tiktok. I put it up on, uh, uh, on Instagram. That's what, that's what I was doing before the show was finalizing it and getting it put up on social media.
Speaker: I haven't had a chance to tag everybody on Instagram yet but I think I tagged everybody on on Tiktok. Nice. Now, I I had a meeting of the minds. The the latest meeting that could have been a email. That's it's usually how it goes. Yeah, that that is that is literally like a two -minute clip of a like 20 -minute conversation about that and then all the other side conversations in that
Speaker: actually, I think it might have been a little bit longer conversation, but the whole fucking thing was hilarious. Oh, what? And catching some of the side reactions in the show and some of the reactions and during the initial live show. Well, speaking of. You know, you you learned how to edit and create that video. I actually started playing around.
Speaker: I believe I sent you something at about 4 a .m Because I was wide awake the other day goofing off and I I made something for the show I Still find it hilarious That is actually not the picture of it's it's it is supposedly Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger, but
Speaker: The picture I originally took it from is Jason Momoa and what's his name? The dude from Game of Thrones. Oh my gosh. I can't remember his name. Peter Dinklage. Peter. Okay. Everybody's asking for that remake of twins to be made. And I was like, I got an idea. So I created that. It took me like 25, 30 minutes to do.
Speaker: but I was just wide awake the other day and had a blast. Uh, the other day you and I were talking and, um, of course our new favorite conversation is who died today and one of the stars of, well, I get it. But the guy that the guy that you and I mentioned that you're like, I don't know who that is. You actually do.
Speaker: you've seen grown -ups goofing off her jacket i'll just be honest a little bit of both must be honest no but uh the guy that died that was the the soap star you actually know him if you've seen grown -ups he's the guy you'd never been this is sketch a dude that guy yeah when the ladies i've seen he he plays the guy that was
Speaker: You know, the little man Keeney and the girls are all trying to flirt with him. And then he comes over and he's got this little kid voice. But yeah, he died. And then Starsky from Starsky and Hutch died. Are they on any of our lists? No, they're not. I know. I'm just saying I'm just I've been as I'm sure you are. For some reason, we're super invested in this new list.
Speaker: But we're I I know I check at least once a day who died And the people that are on our list I Don't care about anybody else that I understand. I exactly but you see that's what I'm saying I'm literally like wait this person died. Are they on our list? No fuck
Speaker: Yeah, because I don't know if that's cruel or mean or just an asshole, but I want those first two points, especially since, you know, the list or the list and we're locked in. You can't add any emergency picks. I mean, there was a there was one guy that I fucking forgot and he literally just died and I was like, God damn it. It was like some weird reptile animal guy on YouTube. Oh, really?
Speaker: They had like 20 million followers on YouTube or some shit. It seems like Brian Brzezinski gaga gaga. Oh, yeah, I know that guy. I meant to put him on my list. Yeah, everybody knows that guy. Everybody knows old brothers and gaga gaga. But I was literally going through, you know, I know my business. Mine's your business. Skank, you were just in there for four hours. My business.
Speaker: the one that blew my mind so as as one does i'm scrolling through tick tock and this channel that i don't follow but shows up on my for you page okay was was like that's sexy but uh the uh it was like tragic news
Speaker: celebrity died today and it's a picture of Charlie Sheen and I was like are you fucking kidding me and it turns out it was somebody else but Charlie Sheen was a friend of theirs and I was like well fuck them it's kind of sad some influencer chick died today what's her name Della Marie Jesus Jesus or Suarez or something like that or she got famous on the interwebs
Speaker: for her weight loss journey. Cause I guess she used to be a big in, and then she got like super small, but she was only 35 years old, dude. Holy cow. Yeah. That mildly worries me. Does that ever bother you that like tomorrow could be your last day? No.
Speaker: I'm not saying I dwell on it, but you know, there's times it doesn't bother me here and go, Oh my God, I shouldn't leave my house because I might die. I mean, I don't leave my house anyways, but I was going to say, are you sure? No, I don't know. I don't ever think about it because at the end of the day, and I've said this before, um, actually I've said it several times. When it's our time, it's our time. You know, we, we don't have any say in the matter. I mean, it could be.
Speaker: Tomorrow it could be, you know, hopefully it'll be 50 years from now. Proof you should have stayed bad. I agree. But again, how many of these, how many of these like, uh, both nuts and, and like guys who went men and women who at the gym every day, they're running their jobs. They're doing the, the iron man's and they eat properly and all this other stuff. And they're dead by the time they're 40.
Speaker: yeah well here's the thing it's like uh one of my favorite lines from every movie is you ever seen the movie north with Elijah Wood plays a kid that that uh basically auctions himself off to the highest bidder uh to for his new parents uh Bruce Willis Bruce Willis cousin plays his his guide so to speak he shows up in every scenario turns out the whole thing's a dream spoiler alert
Speaker: But Bruce Willis little he's walking on the beach with Elijah would this movie's from like 95 and he says He's there. There's all bunch of people exercise on the beach and he says I don't get it They say for every hour that you work out puts an hour on your life But if you're just gonna spend in that hour working out, what's the fucking point? Yeah And I've kind of learned to live by that theology so to speak
Speaker: my my thought my thought on if I die tomorrow at least I died happy I don't want to I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could have had a piece of cake today you know so yeah I'm gonna well I mean I'm not doing anything yeah you know I try to live my life we don't have long
Speaker: That's why we shouldn't waste time having miserable time or being around. I agree. A hundred percent where I was going to go with that. You know, I try to, I try to do the things I want to do. I don't, you know, I don't dwell on, on, uh, you know, I try not to dwell on the past too much. And, you know, I don't, you know, outside of making fun of them, I don't, and I surround myself with shitty ass people. Well, actually I heard something today. Um,
Speaker: I mean, at a long time. So make it a good one. No, actually, I heard Dave Chappelle quote. I heard today he was actually talking with your favorite person, Joe Rogan. And he said. Jealousy and bitterness are the only two things that only affect their container. And I was like, damn, that's fucking found, man.
Speaker: And luckily I have no jealousy. I, I'm jealous of my future self, but that's about it. Um, thank you, Matt, the kind of Hey, and, and I, I'm not better about anything that I can think of off the top of my head. Well, well, that is a sobering thought. Yeah. I was going to say, I don't think my mom was much older than I am right now when she passed.
Speaker: Thanks Facebook for that reminder. Yeah. Wow. Facebook memories is sometimes there's a real kick in a fucking dick, but yes, it is. Google ones, Google memories. Well, that and like the hackers do because like I for so back like. Like a month after my mom passed away because she was cremated and whatnot. We did a memorial service for.
Speaker: uh, at the church and whatnot that my, um, my ex mother -in -laws went to, um, my ex wife's moms and her, and her grandma, they went there and we went there a couple of times. We were friendly with the pastor and, and, and a lot of the people that went there, we were friendly with, even though we weren't church goers, so to say, I don't know, but somebody apparently either one of my younger sisters, old Facebook accounts or her new one got hacked.
Speaker: And they dropped something about playing a game in this group chat that we had with the families. Well, I was like, yeah, well, I think it was about 13, 14 years ago since miles been passed. Don't typically have to find that out until April when Facebook feels the need to remind me every fucking year. Like I've forgotten.
Speaker: Yeah, I was going to say this. Oh, darn, I totally forgot. Mom died. Oh, shit. I can't believe my husband did 14 years now. You know, whatever. Oh, darn. Yeah. Well, I'll be darn time does fly. No, but the one nice thing about like Google memories and stuff like that is you do find stuff you're like, holy shit, I saved that photo.
Speaker: you know, yeah, Google memories are a little bit different than, yeah. Cause the Facebook memories is literally like some such and such your following did this on this day. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, um, let's see where they are. So eight years ago, I became friends with Kevin Hawley. So I had to pay, I had to pay up a year ago wearing the same stupid hat.
Speaker: Yeah, I Mean it goes all the way back to I mean a bunch of brands stuff Well, it goes back to when you started your Google 15 years ago 15 years ago board board board blah blah blah yada yada yada yada girl
Speaker: also also because I was under this impression when I first got on when I first got on Facebook that you know they were like I don't know and so you know you got your name and then my my face my Facebook update was like
Speaker: He's a nice cold beer. I don't know. It was like a lot longer in her thoughts or something like that. I actually got one the other day where I had posted on Facebook. Jeff is safe from being slapped by Will Smith or something like that. And I was like, wow, what a douche. What's going on with you? I heard it's frigid in your neck of the woods.
Speaker: My auntie, my mom's baby sister, and my dad have the same anniversary. She was only there. Damn. Damn. Both died same day. Wow. Yeah. That's crazy. Um, I don't know. I mean, like I said, I don't know how much time I got on this earth, but when the end of my book, when the end of my book is, you know, comes, I have no say in the matter. I mean,
Speaker: I've tried to end it and, you know, multiple different ways, but for some reason I'm still alive and kicking. So, you know, agreed. You know, my thought, you know, yesterday, yesterday I was walking to the store and I had my headphones on and, you know, listening to music as one does. And, uh, I went to step off the curb and somebody beeped at me. He was like four lanes away. I'm like, calm down, dude.
Speaker: I don't run. But there is that possibility. If you weren't listening to that son of a bitch, Billy Joel. Now, I actually don't have any Billy Joel on my phone. I'm actually not allowed back on TikTok until like Friday or Saturday. So, yeah, apparently I'm still meant to be here. My, my, you know, but hey, you know, like I said, it wasn't always the unaliving, but it was other things and other
Speaker: You know, well, I mean, didn't you roll a fucking vehicle down a cliff? I mean, well, something planned. Yeah. Well, I mean, I mean, let's let's be accurate. Well, I did before times and rolled it four more times and landed on a boulder as the as the super trooper McGillicuddy told me and the boulder literally missed
Speaker: brushing our heads by a matter of inches as the car rolled back over and then because it was still running, we thought we could drive it out of this ravine. I almost put one of my cars in a lake. I've only wrecked where it was my fault once. It's the dark one. And that was because
Speaker: That was because I was trying to drift around a corner and front wheel drive car and front wheels caught just right. Yeah, I mean, again, why doesn't ride roller coasters? Because I rode the most exciting roller coaster ever when I decided, you know, that is off a 350 foot, you know, a 350 foot drop. I'm good. Yeah, that's one of those things. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. There you go. Squeeze the sides.
Speaker: it's child proof. Yeah, I'm good on roller coasters. I rode the world's most real life, exciting roller coaster ever. But if I if I did have a choice to to my death, like if I find out, you know, you're gonna die in three days on that third day after, of course, 14 second opinions, whatever doctors, I am going Thelma and Louise off cliff at 150.
Speaker: I want to die in a car at some ridiculous speed. I really thought you were going to pull a mic on me. I want to die eating pussy. That's that's the other dream. Let's be honest. I want to come and go at the same time. Yeah, baby. No, like I said, I
Speaker: If I, if I ever found out I was going to die, I would spend every dime I had just build me a rocket ship and just, let's see if I can break the sound barrier as, as I go. You know, I've had several near misses from other things and myself and I'm still here. So yeah. Yeah. Like I said, you know, you know, for whatever reason, we are meant for greatness. I'm just saying I'm already greatness.
Speaker: going on to epicness now. Moving on to epicness. When I become the Grim Reaper, the celebrity Grim Reaper, Angel of Death, and I add the fourth belt to my collection, I will have achieved epicness. It's not going to happen, sir. I have a question for you. Damn. Just right down the highway, you just decided to just go rolling on down the road. Hey, them minivans don't fuck around, boy.
Speaker: them things are seriously just unstable. Which poor bastard could say, Hey, if Jeff gets the news that he's dead in three days, I'm gonna like juices. Chris, I won't be on this tomorrow on Saturday's episode because I'm not going to make it to the Saturday. I'm just saying. Um, I got a question for you.
Speaker: It's not too far of a fetched idea with Nolan Jeff and now that he's got a new toy in his office why I still don't know it's the one place that nobody can fuck with it but me he very well could be working on a rocket ship to space that he will control with a PlayStation controller But a real one not a logic tick, let's be honest speaking of epic epicness
Speaker: My question is this. Do you know who Marvin Ham? Ham? Hey, he Meyer is. And I can give you a hint. What? Marvin. He Meyer. H E M E Y E R. Did you have us? Not yet. You're you're still can hold out. Not yet. You're out of the game. Yeah.
Speaker: No, I don't. And I surely don't know who the guy was that you had a stroke saying his name. Well, I can't pronounce his name. I'll give you a hint. Oh, the tank guy. Yeah. That Marvin Heemeyer, he actually built that. Do you know who just bought it? Actually bought the original bulldozer. Nicholas Cage. Whistler Diesel just bought it.
Speaker: But, who knew? Marvin Heermeyer, he actually built that bulldozer and drove it through a small town. I try, I cannot find the name of the town. Yeah, because he was looking for a factory or a mill or something and they just fucking. Well, the bank took his house.
Speaker: The bank took his house. Well, yeah, but he got fired from his job. And then the bank, you know, they they didn't give him a reason why they let him go. They just let him go. And then the bank wouldn't help him. And then they took his fucking house. So homeboy building, goddamn homemade tank out of a like a D9 Caterpillar dozer. Yeah, it's a it's not a small dozer, by the way. Grunby, Grunby, Colorado. Well, there is in
Speaker: Nebraska in Nebraska on it. A guy in Nebraska told Marvin, Marvin. And you guess who balls it to be sure, to be sure a guy in Lincoln, Nebraska, uh, told Marvin Heemeyer to hold my beer.
Speaker: and he took his skid steer on a bit of a rampage. You cannot hold anything in. Why did you send me the article? I did. So I said, why did you send me the article? You can't hold anything. You're going to read it. I'm just showing video. I'm not reading anything. There you go, guys.
Speaker: driving ham on his skid steer. They, they haven't said why I used to operate one of those too. Yeah. I know. I love a skid steer. Take, get rid of that. Yeah. He, uh, he just went ham on it. Apparently, uh, so
Speaker: It did happen in Lincoln, Nebraska on Sunday afternoon. Manager allegedly embarked on a violent crime spree using a skid steer loader, um, striking multiple vehicles and ramming a police car. The man was now in custody facing multiple charges. It was 36 Samuel. Hey, P P E Y R O T.
Speaker: Right here, Jeff. Yeah, there it is. Dude went ham, man. He doesn't say why he did it. He was just. Yeah, I know it's yet to come out why he did it, but yeah, he was. Apparently he had a score to settle.
Speaker: And then, of course, a hearing on the fentanyl bill. Very good for him. Also, a 12 -year -old boy stole a forklift in Michigan and led police on a wild chase. A wild chase at what, 10 miles an hour? I was going to say, how hard was it to stop that kid? Jesus. Well, I mean, it was on a forklift. He's going to plow through.
Speaker: Well, yeah, they do have power. The question is, though, is he forklift certified? He better be now. I think he did. He basically said his name is Zachary Martin. Says he actually went up. Oh, oh, sorry, this is the the skid steer guy. He apparently did that because Home Depot stole from me.
Speaker: was what he said. Take that Home Depot. Yeah, fuck you, Home Depot. Take that homey to pot. Yeah. So, I have no idea what's going on right now either. Like, laying hand tight for shit. Apparently, she's still got leave. She's got sleepy fingers. Yeah. Got no idea what's happening. I have no idea what's happening. And then there's just
Speaker: uh some guy driving a steer actually my skid steer looked just like that with the rubber tracks well it's a bobcat you know it's it's got the the rubber tracks it's not the wheels no those rubber tracks were nice dude you can go into a muddy yard drive around and not leave a mark not leave a mark man they were nice i fucked up that fucking cop car what's happening right now is jeff does
Speaker: very minute prepping for the show and he can't he can't help but blow his load. We have this conversation every show. He has a news story and he'll completely pull the e -brake on any conversation we're having just to get it out there and rush it out there. We have a three hour show. You know, I have something. I have something too, but I'm holding on to. I don't feel like I should because it is kind of I actually had that video pulled up before you sent me the the link.
Speaker: Yeah, I had that I had that pulled up for when I was waiting on you to show up. Yeah, I I just. These what Tim call my question is this if if you were going to quote unquote go on a rampage. Would you use what would you use besides? Like the dozer 100 % I think that's the win words. Because it gets there.
Speaker: I'm just saying. I want to use one of those giant dump trucks. They use it for ease and stuff. Those ones that are bigger in a house. I think I think I would take a take a page from our our our Freddie, our friendly Middle Eastern friends and use an airplane. Yeah, but how is is that to get a hold of?
Speaker: Apparently pretty goddamn easy. All you need is a box pack. I'm just saying. Apparently a bottle of water. What do you say? It's like tag team partners where they come in at the same time. That could be interesting. It could get kind of crazy though.
Speaker: Yeah, because they can trade on each other. They could betray each other. That's just true. I can't remember what size that that truck is. The. It's called. What truck? The big. The big number. No, no, the seven nine seven dollar.
Speaker: It's the one that basically looks like a Tonka truck, but compare. Well, actually here, I got a picture of it compared to a small blazer. And we've all seen the the S -10 blazers. That S -10 blazer is tiny. Like he said, like he said, a Volvo, because it's built like a tank.
Speaker: Actually, Benji just sent me a text that says, did you hear about the Alaskan Airlines relief pilot trying to crash the plane recently? What? Benji just sent me a text that says, did you hear about the Alaskan Airlines relief pilot trying to crash the plane recently? I'm going to look it up. I don't know. We're no longer taking messages from Benji.
Speaker: I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker: No to self. Do not take shrooms and then fly a plane. Yeah, I I agree. Not a good idea. Yeah, he was an Alaskan Airlines pilot. I mean. Grandeur voted instead of indicting the pilot. Felling charges.
Speaker: Endangering the aircraft and 83 misdemeanor counts of reckless endangerment is what he's being charged with He's not being charged with attempted murder But he is 83 counts of misdemeanor counts of reckless endangerment I Mean that's kind of fucked up Yeah, how are you not being charged with attempted murder? Well there were
Speaker: Did you join the masses Benji, I think it comes down to if I Think he should be a charge of attempted murder. Let's be honest Yeah, I mean I it's kind of the obvious Slash suicide cuz I mean, I don't think you can charge someone with suicide. I
Speaker: Attempted suicide. You can't charge someone with attempted and or suicide. That's not a chargeable. That's not a chargeable offense, but I'm going to go check out. Okay. It's not a chargeable offense. It's not breaking the law. It's not breaking the law. Unaliving yourself or attempting to unalive yourself is not breaking the law. I guess. I mean, they could have you locked up in the psychiatric. Well, yeah, you should definitely be locked up. You know, did you know?
Speaker: If you kill a murderer, the amount of murders on the planet does not change. Exactly. The gun has a filed serial number. If you, if you attempted to unalive yourself, you could be, well, that's being charged with a whole different crime. You're not being charged with unaliving yourself. Yeah. However,
Speaker: There are a lot of stupid laws in this world that very well could be one. You know, it would not surprise you. Yeah. The other one about airlines. Have you heard of this new thing about some of these aircraft? There's four bolts that hold that emergency door on. Apparently they're failing.
Speaker: on some of these older planes. Yeah. Uh, again, I think Alaskan airlines had that happen. Well, I don't remember. I don't think it was the last guy. I think it was Alaska. Like a week or so back. I'm just saying stay off the plane for awhile. Uh, but in seriousness, no, they can't someone, some with a heroin OD same with a heroin OD. The guy could have a needle hanging out of his arm and they can't arrest him.
Speaker: It was Alaska airlines for help and they don't want to discourage that. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But anymore, I mean, you know, we're, we're almost encouraging the drug use because if you OD there, they're, they're giving out Narcan basically for free now. So.
Speaker: uh no Benji said in all seriousness that they can't charge you with uh you know attempted suicide or suicide obviously uh same with a with a heroin OD the guy could have a needle hanging out of his arm and they can't arrest him uh because they called because they called the ambulance for help and they don't want to discourage that I personally say discourage it because if you're a drug addict
Speaker: I call it Darwinism and eventually Darwinism is going to take over this planet and only the strong will survive. In the accuracy. I mean, I understand addiction is a terrible fucking thing. I understand it is a monster. It's coming from an alcoholic, you know. Yeah, it is. Addiction is a monster that you cannot shake. Some people can't shake. Agreed. Some people die because of it. Other people are able to to to shake it, you know, but
Speaker: Other people like, you know, I've heard these stories and Benji, you're in the, you're in the game or not Benji. Sorry, Tim, you're in the, you're in the game. Uh, you know, being a first responder, I've got friends and family that are EMTs and stuff like that. And they've literally gone out to the same house for the same person who's OD'd like seven times in one month. Yeah. You get, you get one, maybe two after that.
Speaker: you're on your own upstairs hands if you make it or not. We'll take you to the hospital. But you're playing a dangerous game there, Sparky. But Boeing have already had major issues with safety before. Two planes crashed and killed hundreds of people because of their MCAS system. I don't know what that is. I don't know what the MCAS is. And they tried to blame the pilots because they were from
Speaker: third world countries, but was absolutely Boeing's issue. Well, that's the problem. This, this, this issue that Alaska airlines came out with it. So an Alaskan airlines plane made an emergency landing in Portland, Oregon international airport after losing a chunk of its body. Yeah. So if you're going to fly stay up with seven, three, seven max, there was a problem, a real or a short or something that I seen this girl.
Speaker: she took a nap on I was on a flight, right? And when she woke up and it shows her like waking up from her nap and all the little, I don't know, the oxygen mask. Yep. And she was like, I thought we hit turbulence. She pans over and like a section of the fucking side of the place. The door, the door has four bolts. They're, they're like two and a half thick bolts. Apparently they're not up to standard and they're shearing off.
Speaker: Yeah. And they don't know if they're shearing off or not because they can't find the bolts. I'm just saying, it's like, you know, Benji said with the OD, we had, they had the same guy twice in one day. No freaking lie, man. That's wild. Well, I used to, uh, I used to live down in Charleston where one of the, like one of the main Boeing manufacturing places are.
Speaker: And they've come out and admitted multiple times that they had issues or certain planes that they were expecting to launch a release or whatever. They would be on a delay a couple of years because of mechanical issues and they couldn't justify putting them out there. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm no aircraft mechanic, but that's fucked up. Yeah, this is this is Tony's level of expertise. He's an air. I know. Yeah, but now 17, 2018. Look it up. Lion Air Ethiopian Ethiopian Airlines. Look, you know, I'm already not flying. I'm sure as hell not getting on a plane. This is definitely a reason to get Chris on a plane. I'm sure as hell not getting on an Ethiopian airline. They got enough problems.
Speaker: That's the section I went missing. I've seen enough movies. I know what happens when that door flies off. People start getting sucked out that bitch. Well, yeah. I don't think anybody got sucked out, but... We're going to top 10 who's died on this plane. We're taking points. Quick, give me a list. On South Korean flight, now the Korean flight, the guy opened the door. My bad, dude. I'm sorry, Tim.
Speaker: I didn't. I caught myself. My bad, bro. We were talking about. But South Korean, the one -passers opened the door. Now, Brandon, he didn't get sucked out because they were in a landing level. They were on their way to land when they pulled the door open.
Speaker: Yeah. So, you know, like you said, it's the 737 same plane. It's not it's not the it's not the airliner. It's not Air Canada. It just fucking sucks. Yeah, it comes down to down to Boeing who and aren't these seven thirty sevens aren't these older planes aren't these older models? Let me check here. What was the seven spirit airlines with us? You'll never be closer.
Speaker: Oh hey, Carter, it's a good thing you're here. Real quick intermission, if I may. Yeah, you know, so the 737, uh, actually, hold on, actually launched in 68. Yeah. So they're older, older models. 66. So these planes aren't for spring chickens.
Speaker: I mean, who else, who else do you know? Who else, who do you know drives a 66 car? A lot of people that do, but yeah, but, but it's not their feeling driver and not doing a couple thousand miles at a time. Here's also, here's also the thing with people having cars that are 68, 67, whatever, they're finally tuned, well taken care of.
Speaker: cars. Right. That's what I'm saying. You don't see, you don't see me driving a 66 as a daily driver. And you see where, you see where these planes are going. Alaska air, Ethiopian airlines, lion air, they're not at sure, you know, they're not at Delta or I don't even know what Southwest or whatever anymore. Well, yeah, I think a lot of the people, a lot of these bigger companies, they're, they're upgrading.
Speaker: Or, Tim, you get on my level and if we were meant to fly, we'd have fucking wings. He's like, I'd be happy to fly one of those Buddy Holly fuck please. Max was rebranded with bigger engines. That's why they, I don't even know, I still don't know what an MCAS system is. Hold on, let me check. It's the McAss. Well, when the McDonald's, would you like a McAss? Would you like a McAss today?
Speaker: Tim Allen. What's going on with Tim Allen? MCAS is a condition in which patients experience repeated episodes of that in it. That's funny. Look, I like the nice new gray shirt. You should really throw it in the wash, though. Get that shirt out of here, right? I lost a bet. I have to wear one more night after tonight. Oh, OK. It's it's part of their software. It's to
Speaker: it up. It upgrades the software. I knew it was something that is strong something. Yeah. Jay Leno. Are you still making your list Tim? Were they brand new or were they refurbished? Well, that's that's the thing. You said ladies are there Brandon.
Speaker: Yes, the American Airlines. But it also comes down to, you know, it's it's like, as as our boy, Steve, Steve Buscemi said, you're sitting in a hunk of metal that was built by the cheapest builder. Oh, you mean something else Trump did good. They won't get credit for.
Speaker: for fuck's sake. So the MCAS Alan once upon a time got arrested for selling drugs before he became a famous actor. Yes, he did. Yes, he did. They were brand new. I'm asking a goddamn question. Don't bust the catalogs on me. All right, lady. Listen, woman, I'm asking questions because I don't know.
Speaker: It's part of it. It's part of the. He's over here like he's goddamn. It's part of the software. It's an operating officer of Boeing trying to save his ass. Oh, are you being paid by Boeing right now, Jeff? Yeah. Here's the problem. Here's the problem. The catastrophic mistake number one, it says for the MCAS to fail is the pitch control of the autopilot.
Speaker: It only relies on a single sensor. I mean, well, Tim about the shirt. So obviously I'm not going to ever wear this shirt again. So Nikki wanted to find one that she would like. That was a men's shirt that she would wear. She's obviously a Steelers fan. I can't pronounce it. So I'm putting it in the chat. This is what MCAS. Then I got the hat.
Speaker: I had to buy the hat last year. That's what MCAS. Maneuvering Characteristics Augmentation System. There you go. That's better. Yeah. The MCAS. I like that. The 737's Max was launched.
Speaker: Yeah, the F -16s, the US Air Force users today were made in the 70s. Well, I mean, you've seen what Tom Cruise did in Maverick against those brand new planes with a plane that was 30 plus years old, I'm just saying. It's not the car, it's the driver. Is that what you're saying? Maybe, but he is paid by Airbus, Jeff is paid by Boeing. What are we watching, the WWE SmackDown?
Speaker: I wish I was being paid by Boeing. I could spend too much free time on your leg. If you're on your hands, like if you're watching documentaries about goddamn airplane documentaries, you would have a wild and crazy life.
Speaker: You need to calm down. Can you come out tonight guys? It's Friday night. I've got big plans. I'm watching a documentary. 737 Max. A glass of wine and a cup of tea. I got a good bottle of wine. I got my Jack and Coke. I'm going to watch some fucking documentaries. Speaking of watching things, have you seen Gran Turismo? Jeff.
Speaker: I didn't like the game. I don't care about the no, no, no. The movie is really good. Oh, wait, wait a minute. Is it a movie about cars going? No, it's a story. Oh, no, we have to find a new team because everybody said it's actually based on a true story. Sony back in the day launched a program called the G .T. Academy, and they found the best gamers that drove
Speaker: Gran Turismo and the idea was let's take one of these gamers that's just dominating on the game and put them in a fucking race car.
Speaker: The movie is a story. They get a gamer in a real life race car and he crashed into a wall at 200 miles an hour and died. He did crash at one point, but he did not. He's actually still racing. Actually, excellent movie, by the way. First and foremost, this is not an educated show. This is not an educational show. If anything, we diminish your education.
Speaker: God, what a Karen. Sorry. Do you want to speak to the manager? It's a movie you twat. This is for fucking real. The US Air Force is in almost 60 year old aircraft. You're not even in the Air Force anymore. Calm down. Calm down, Connor. Speak for yourself not graduating high school.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Then she was told to behave because she called the guy who called her Karen a prick. You know, what's the thing? You know what? Here's the thing. If you're gonna tell somebody off, go for the gold. Call them a fucking cunt. Let's be honest.
Speaker: Go for the gold. If you're going to swear, go for the gold. She was just trying to be helpful. She was just trying to be helpful. That's all she was trying to do. She wasn't being a Karen. She's not being a Karen right now. She was just trying to be helpful in all honesty. I kind of want to hear that story now. I don't know if I'm at liberty to speak. No, of course not.
Speaker: I'm just saying, shall we drop a link? I'm just, I'm curious. Oh my god. Are you though? Because I feel like Tony did a lot longer in the Air Force than you did. Yeah. I mean, Tony was there when the Air Force was invented. Yeah. You know, he helped push
Speaker: He was a kitty hawk. I'm just saying. Tony's a leading expert at everything. So that's true because he can read from the internet. Well, that's because Jeff turned the lights out. Yeah. Wow.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, it's about that time for for something we like to call cancel Actually last Saturday night After you went betty by because you know Apparently midnight's way too late for you. I do it was starting to rain. We uh We carried the show on an extra hour and a half we did a part two Yeah, if I learned that as long as it's funny and it's not in malice
Speaker: It's okay to be racist, see? Racism on both sides of the fence or all sides of the fence, not racism, but stereotyping is okay. Agreed. Shout out to JoJo. Yeah. Our savior. Everything and everything.
Speaker: You're just mad because he told you and informed you where your country is actually located. It's an island.
Speaker: Wow. It's actually called Australia, so it's not even Scotland. Dude, have you seen the thing that there's a there's a picture showing the actual size of Australia. It has like Texas inside, it's got France inside, it's got all these countries inside the shape of Australia and you're like, oh, it's actually a lot bigger than I fucking thought. Yeah, it's a pretty big fucking island. Yeah, it's not small by any means. And it's wild to think how they got started, too.
Speaker: Oh yeah. It was a, it was basically the Alcatraz of the world. Yeah. It was like that. It was a, it was a quote unquote paint. They were, they were, they literally would, would, would, uh, uh, what is that word that I'm looking for? Where's, where's like, yes. Um, what was that? They, they'd shame you, but they would, um, fuck would you get kicked out of some place?
Speaker: And they would exile people back in the day. Yeah. From whole ass countries, they would exile. Go to go to this God forsaken fucking country where everything is going to. Everything wants to kill you. Eat, kill, rape, maim, poison. Well, I mean, he doesn't do a very well good job of doing that. So so. I mean, America has three time zones.
Speaker: Yeah. How big is America compared to Australia? Actually, actually, I have a comparison. You'll get a kick out of this. Yeah, I was going to say. It's almost bigger. It's roughly bigger. I mean, it is bigger. I mean, if you. Well. I mean, that's pretty fucking big because you still got the entire. We have this.
Speaker: So it is 7 .68 square kilometers. Jeff also tried to tell me that Mexico city was the third largest city in the entire world. Google says the US is 9 .8 square kilometers. Okay. So we're like,
Speaker: two kilometers bigger, two and a half kilometers bigger. Square kilometer, two and a half million. Whatever. I mean, a square kilometer, let's be honest. It's not that big. Skyles is just another way of saying a radio. I don't think that's even remotely close to being true. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't think it's a matter of, I don't think it's a matter of Jeff didn't know how big it is. I think it's more of a matter of Jeff claims to not have any free time for anything. You know, he can't help out and do anything on the show yet. He's got enough free time to look up dumb shit like that. So, so here's some of the countries that fit inside. South Africa, France.
Speaker: thing. I gotta give her credit, but I just enjoy saying it too. All these countries will fit inside Australia, South Africa, France, Portugal, Sri Lanka, Sweden, South Korea, Germany, Nicaragua, Spain, Poland, Switzerland, Austria, Japan, Greece, New Zealand, Ecuador, Maine, Ohio, Finland, Belgium, Ireland, Austria,
Speaker: and the UK. I don't know if you know this or not. But Ohio is not a country. Well, that's the only one that's not a country. Actually, Ohio is the size of Tasmania. You can actually see it here. I was actually shocked to discover that Ohio is smaller than South Carolina or bigger than South Carolina. Is it really? I didn't know that. I did not know that either.
Speaker: But yeah, so Australia is pretty fucking big too. Also what she said, there's a country named Ohio. Well, I mean, we live in the United States of Ohio. So let's be honest, the short talking of the United States. I mean, could be worse. We could be Florida. Well, actually I heard some, I read something on Reddit the other day and it was, it was,
Speaker: to Americans from the rest of the world. The way you look at Florida is the way we look in the United States. And I was like, you know what, facts. Ohio is a decent sized state, but I mean, you also, where we're lumped in at, we're a decent sized state, but you know, you go
Speaker: thing about Australia is that everyone lives around the coast and no one lived inland. It's pretty uninhabited. So Ohio is 11 .88 million. Oh, no, that's the population. It's the seventh largest state in the Union.
Speaker: Yeah, I was going to say, you don't ever really hear much about the Bush people or what is it? The app originally? Are they inland people? I'm asking a question. What was your question? Don't worry about it. I'm talking to a person who knows. You probably watched the documentary about it. Oh, I need to know about Australia. 45 ,000 square miles.
Speaker: That doesn't sound like a lot. Amazing. But has some Florida amazing, but has some serious hazards. Snake skaters, meth heads and school shooters. Facts. Actually, my bad. You're so fancy. World traveler. Actually,
Speaker: Ohio ranks 34th in total area among the 50 states. What's that? Ohio ranks 34th in total area among the 50 states. Yeah, so we're not that big. Yeah, we're there. Go ahead and say it, Connor. It is 93 times smaller than the United States as a whole.
Speaker: say it. So 93 Ohio's when you got the entire United States. Such a bougie ghetto Karen. Are you ghetto though? Definitely a bougie Karen. World travel. Definitely bougie. Excuse me. My Volvo. The Bulbas are amazing. They can get you from from all the way from the UK to Australia boy. There you go.
Speaker: I knew it was coming. When you went to Australia, did you, did you import your Volvo or did you rent a Volvo? Just drove that son of a bitch. Yeah. Just drive it there. I drove it all the way there.
Speaker: It's hard to take someone serious when they call themselves kiddo in a damn Scottish accent. You knew it. You knew it was. I hesitated. I gave an insight for impact. Yes. I'm really not helping my cause here tonight at all. I should stop talking. An impact is all right.
Speaker: Jeff, you're running the show. I'm done talking for the night. You just keep painting yourself in the corner. Oh, Jeff. Just I forget. You know, one of those things that you learn about someone is as you become friends, she's got just as dirty a building of mind as we do. I mean, that's why we're friends with her, let's be honest. We're crazy.
Speaker: So you can turn around and take it right in the grill. Right in the mouthpiece. I'm so shocked with the size of Australia. I never thought it was that big. That's insane. It's almost the size of the gun. Oh, here's a good one. He's talking about me painting myself into a corner.
Speaker: Did you hear what you just said? What? Oh, that's what she said. We don't say that. We say, you said, you said, I never knew it was that big either. I didn't know it was that big. I said, I'm still amazed on how big Australia is. No, you said, I mean, Michael Scott.
Speaker: We can just get a video. Schoolboy humor, but I was brought up on British comedy. You can't love the young ones. Or what is a black hat? Or what is a black? I feel almost racist saying that. I know. What is a black at it? Stop saying it. It might be racist. What you say.
Speaker: I think I've seen that in a porn one. I think I've seen that in a porn one. So it was just blonde chicken. She had six black adders. So Blackadder was a TV show. It was a series in Britain for four seasons back in the 80s. First season was 83. Each series takes a set in a different period of British history beginning in 1485 and ending in 1917.
Speaker: We can do it. I gotta be, look, get out of my head. I was honestly thinking about it because I was, he's still looking at fucking Australia. That's insane, dude. All right, all right, all right, all right. You've had to. I'm not gonna say it. All right, all right, all right. Back to the show, Jeffrey. Yeah, yes. Three fifth, three fifth, three fifth of an added.
Speaker: There's not what you do. Is that what your new nickname for Tony is? It's three -fifths. I got to say, I was actually thinking about that after we come back for a break because, like I said, it was a lot of work. It's not easy making those clips, dude. Well, not only that, but that specific conversation because... We were all over the map.
Speaker: five of us with ADHD and it was so hard to stay out like at one point we were talking about something and I gave it and we brought it back around and so it was like literally a good 30 -minute conversation about the the shrimp jobs um and and it was actually a little bit longer than that but
Speaker: the pieces and parts that I took so it was like literally screen recording pausing it waiting for the conversation to stop backtracking it so I could unpause it let it go until we started on until Jeff started yammering on about something else and then and then when it would pick back up and then you know like you said you would love that show I'll have to check it out yes it's kind of like you know it sounds like it sounds like I don't know if you've seen that show
Speaker: Uh it's got when Ben Elton's writing it. Ben Elton and Richard Curtis and Steven. Oh, no. Here's somebody that surprised me that none of us put on our list to die this year. Who's that? Steven? Elton's going to live forever, dude. I mean, he survived. He survived the Golden Circle.
Speaker: Gold circle the fucking what's the what's the that guy Richie s Movies it's the Kingsman the second is called the Golden Circle. Oh, yeah I've only part of ever watched of the Kingsman is what's his face singing? Where's Virginia? Oh my god, that is the second one. Oh Do you remember the the movie the gentleman? Oh
Speaker: with Matt McConaughey and all that, they're making it into a series. Yeah, you sent that to me. I'm so fucking in. Yeah, I think, I think Elton John's got ages left in him too, but I think he'd be one of their surprise deaths when he does finally go. Like Michael Jackson, yeah. I don't think anybody was surprised when Michael Jackson died. I don't either. You know what I mean, but like, like when, when, when, uh, uh, friend's guy died.
Speaker: like that was a surprise. Dickey, I would like to introduce you to the Golden Circle. Yeah. We're going to wing it and see how it goes. Where you keep your golden wedding ring. Once I hit it with the Golden Circle, then I hit it with the old. There you go.
Speaker: It's when she's really clean back there. I don't always. When you bleach your asshole so well, it shines. I'm just surprised he avoided AIDS. Right? Well, I mean. How old is he? I don't know, what, 80?
Speaker: He's only 76. Yeah. He signed right like a diamond. Mick Jagger's 80. That dude's still wearing it. Yeah, he is. I love him. He's got like eight kids.
Speaker: You know what? His oldest goddamn kid is like 53, bro. Jesus Christ. Yeah, and his youngest one is like a year, I think, if that. He's got grandkids older than some of his kids. That's crazy. I think that's going to shock the world when Keith and Mick go.
Speaker: because those have been the only way they'll go is if they're both on a plane that crashes at the same time, you know, even then, even then there'll be others conspiracy theory that they're actually alive. It'll be a murder murder because they'll be like, look, we're 190 years old. We've done everything.
Speaker: and they both just went and got at each other's face and pull the trigger at the exact same time. Exactly. And he's I agree 100%. Fucking didn't DeNiro or somebody like that just have a baby not too long ago too? Did DeNiro have a baby? Somebody, somebody else, somebody in Hollywood, some Hollywood actor had an old ass Hollywood actor had a baby not to go on and go. Sure as fuck wasn't Robin Williams.
Speaker: He's just hanging around. Jesus. Just a few A -list actors that came down. I welcome children later in life. It doesn't. So it says Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Clint Eastwood, and Alec Malden are just a few of the A -list actors who become dads by welcoming children later in life.
Speaker: but they don't. Al Pacino welcomed his fourth child at, at the age of 83. Yeah. Well, I mean, normal circumstances. Yeah. You didn't think you're going to die really, you know, when you're, when your child's really young, but also props to the guys. I mean, shit's still working down there at 80 plus. Hey, that's impressive. functional at 80 plus years old.
Speaker: I mean, sure. It looks like dust, but dusty spunk. It's definitely baby powder. Apparently, apparently the swimmers can survive in the dust. I'm just saying, be careful. Oh my God. Look, you went out for a gallon of milk and a pack of new ports.
Speaker: Wow. I mean, Viagra is going to help you keep it up, but I didn't know at 80 plus years old that the swimmers. That's that's a lot of swimming water. I don't know when the last time she got food was going to give her some food, but that's like a genetics thing, you know. Yeah, I just I just thought that, you know, once you reach a certain age, stop swimming.
Speaker: That was my assumption. Dirty old man. Oh. Dirty old men. Well, how is your 80? If your 80 is still getting your groove on, are they going to call you a dirty old woman? She. At least they already have a diaper budget. I mean, granted, these guys are, you know, hooking up with younger women.
Speaker: I think Mick Jagger's most recent baby mama is young, is way younger than his oldest kid. Well, his hit the girl, he got pregnant. Holy cow. You know what? You know what? If you're 80 plus years old and you're still getting it on and they want to call you a dirty old woman and let them call you a dirty old woman. If I'm still getting it on at 80 years old with Nikki busted up hips and all, then let them call us dirty old
Speaker: whatever they want to call it. Okay. Hey, I I'm with Leggy on this. The, the girl Pacino got pregnant. Take a guess on how old she was, sir. She was like 30, 29. Yeah. Well, if you would have let me fucking finish my goddamn thoughts. I can't, I couldn't keep that in. That's a dirty old man. He's 83. She's 29. Hey, age ain't nothing but a number. Love is love. That's some wrinkly old balls, sir. I'm sorry.
Speaker: This five year plan not dying. Jesus. 15 shut up Connor. He said 20s. He's not even married in his fraud. Yeah, they're married. No, they're not. He's never been married. Oh, no, wait. Maybe I'm thinking of Mick Jagger. Yeah, Mick Jagger has been married a million times. Yeah.
Speaker: I can't get it right the first time. I guess I was going to say she's early 30s late 20s is what my yeah, but I was trying to. Get out there and. Well, you know the good news about having a baby at 83 years old, you both go to bed at the same time. You both get fed the same thing. You could swap diapers, you know, I mean it's a win. Al Pacino would still whip your ass just so you know.
Speaker: I don't know. He's eighty -three. I swear to my little friend. That little friend will get you pregnant for come back. That's what he said to that twenty -nine year olds that loaded my little friend and she went, I'm pregnant. Oh, hey, how'd that happen? I was a twenty -nine year old female and Al Pacino approached me. I'd be like, you know what? I know how much money he's worth. I'm going to go ahead and take this one for the team.
Speaker: You know, I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at her. I, you know, pure aid squash for dinner. Let's go. He's still with this chick. Yeah. 30 ,000. No, I'll have to pay his girlfriend. Her name is Nora. I can't even pronounce her last name over 30 K a month in child support. Can I be his kid? That's what I said. If you're a 29 year old chick and Al Pacino's like,
Speaker: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what's up, old man? Go ahead. Yeah, knock the dust off it, daddy. Twinkie me up. Twinkie the fuck out of me. Oh, man, I look pregnant. I could claim to be pregnant by Al Pacino. Oh, there you go. Al Pacino, not me. It's 2023. Men can get pregnant, sir. He said my beard was irresistible. That's
Speaker: 30K a month, dude. They smacked me on the ass and said, didn't Kanye pay like a ridiculous child support thing too? To who? I thought, didn't he just pay like a hundred grand or more? To Kim? Yeah. Kim's worth more money than Kanye. I don't know if it was that crazy. I have no idea, but Kim's worth way more money than Kanye. 200 ,000 a month in child support.
Speaker: Kanye West is paying $200 ,000 a month according to a settlement. I'm going to say in that scenario, it's cheaper just to have her off. Right? As the Italians say, whack. Swimming with the fishies. He is considered the, yeah, he's paying it to Kim.
Speaker: Wow. Well, they know the highest amount of child support ever recorded. I would tell that judge to eat my ass and suck my dick. This bitch is worth like a billion dollars. Exactly. And she has no talent. Yeah. She sucked dick and her mom recorded it like her mom literally was in the back. I'm recording her suck a dick and put it out in the world. That's how they got famous. They didn't get famous from her dad representing OJ.
Speaker: And they share joint custody. They got famous because her mom was literally holding the camera while she sucked Ray James Dick. Another no talent act.
Speaker: and now the entire family is worth billions. I would tell that judge to eat my asshole. I'm not paying 200 grand in child support. Yeah. It's more than I am. Exactly. I'll take the kid. She needs to pay me 200 grand. In my pinky nail that her entire family has. Exactly. Exactly. Hey, that's how Jeff did not get famous because he's not famous. I'm not famous. Let's be honest. Count my mind and they have shared custody.
Speaker: Yeah. Like, okay. So, so does your ex support because you have custody? No, we don't now. Now we both hit the judge up for 200 grand, man. The judge up for and get 200. No, we both.
Speaker: So, you know, despite what happened with our marriage and despite, you know, what went wrong and the cheating and, you know, whatever, you know, with my end and my mental, you know, mentally, I was really fucked and fried and I wasn't a good dad or a good husband or whatever. You know, and everything that I did wrong and she did wrong. The one thing that we did do is that we agreed that we would never put the kids in the middle.
Speaker: of anything that we, you know, and we actually get along pretty well, but we said we would never put our kids what we went through. And we also, we also both agreed that there would never be child support and that we would always split custody. The only reason I have them right now is just because of their current situation, better their situation. Then we would go back to what we did before. There you go. And even then it was, it was, there was no,
Speaker: There was no fighting. It never got ugly. It was just, it was a conversation between her and I. And it was a civil conversation. We were laughing and joking during the conversation and it was just what was best for the kids. Which is the way it should be. Let's be honest. But I've, I mean, I've, I've had friends who have been dragged through the mud and all they wanted to do is, and they were, they are great fucking dads.
Speaker: My pops my pops when he got divorced from his first wife he went to jail because She she made up some bullshit and At the time he didn't have money to pay child support and he went to jail for like a month Yeah, the only thing my dad's ever quote -unquote ever done wrong in his life Yeah, so I mean I had a buddy of mine
Speaker: that was literally living in a studio apartment, working three jobs and could barely pay his bills, could barely eat because he was paying his ex -wife so much money for two kids. Yeah. She didn't work. She cheated on him when he was, when they were married, had all the proof in the world when they went to court. And then the guy, she was cheating on him. She was just using him for his money.
Speaker: So this dude is fucking loaded and my buddy was literally in the poor house for quite a while. And then, you know, after he finally came across the right lawyer and that lawyer
Speaker: that man, that lawyer, lawyer, and it was a woman man. She was fucking sharks. She was a fucking pit bull, man. Yeah. Got him, got him shared custody. She had to pay child support for, they, they put it down for X amount of years. I was like, yo, he was like, dude, it was worth, and he was a good dad. Like he was a great dad. He loved it. He was, you know, yeah, it wasn't a deadbeat or anything. I get it. But no, the whole child's, like,
Speaker: Kanye having to pay that much in child sport or any amount in child sport. I call bullshit. It's not like either one of them are hurting for money. It's not like Kanye is going to be like, fuck them kids. You know, I'm sure he's he's at least a present dad. But that that's just what the fuck. Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, I mean, that's cool. Ninety ninety nine percent of the planet don't make 200 grand a year. Yeah.
Speaker: No, that's, that's cool. Like you said that same with her ex. She's never, I've never pursued him for anything and he can see them anytime he wants. If he doesn't see them, then it's his choice. He doesn't pay anything. Um, see, this is what my parents did to me and now my broaster. And I think that's one of the reasons my broasters has so many problems upstairs. Um, like the,
Speaker: The lights are on, but nobody's home -type deal. It could be worse. It couldn't be applied in support or two. No, I don't know. He's done. I don't think he is. That's what I'm saying. It could be worse. He could be applied in support or two. No, my poster, our parents, absolutely 100%. They, they use this as pawns in their stupid little game to get back, you know, to one up each other, to fight with each other.
Speaker: You know, and when I went to go live with dad and Nick was living with mom, it was still the back and forth. And the only reason that mom ever let me go live with dad, because if she didn't, in all honesty, I probably would have been dead. Yeah. Um, because of the area we lived and the problems that I was having with the people in the area and, and, and my mentality and I was like,
Speaker: I'm as big as most of you, if not bigger than most of you grown ass adults in this neighborhood. I'll fight every fucking one of you sons of bitches. And I was. But my parents did that. And I made myself a promise a long time ago. A, I would never, ever put my kids through that if their mom and I were not, and this was even before I met her, before I
Speaker: We ever had kids and I also said that I would never be like my parents and I've slipped and stumbled and there was a period. Like I said, when I was at my worst before we split where I was not a very good dad. But I've made up for it and I fixed it and I've tried to be better every day. Which is all you can try to do. You're never gonna be perfect. We all make mistakes. Nobody is the perfect father. Nobody is quote unquote,
Speaker: a Huxtable. Let's be honest. And obviously we know how that turned out. Yeah. And I also told them, and I also promised myself that my kids would never go without, you know, they would never know. Cause there was a lot of times when I was younger that I didn't know when the next time I was going to eat, I was wearing clothes that were hand me down dirty old, you know, it's just until I moved with pops, but then I moved to the pops and then it was just a whole nother form of psychological warfare with, with my stepmom. And that was a whole other mess of,
Speaker: Craziness and and and and drama and shit, but cuz like, you know, I don't ever want my kids to have to go through that I don't ever want my kids to have to want and that's why I work so hard and that's why you know I'm gonna do what I need to do to make sure my kids have what they need or what they want. None of that At the end of the day it's it's it's no longer about you and her
Speaker: you know, you know, and that's something Tony and I had the conversation a long time ago is like, look, if if this ever goes awry, the kids are kept in the dark of of
Speaker: mom and dad aren't together anymore or anything like that, you know, and in the dark as in what we're talking about, you know, obviously, if we're living in different houses, I think they're going to figure it out. But it's one of those things is like, well, that's not an apartment, you know, but it's like it kids are not pawns. They shouldn't be. They shouldn't, you know, the they're young. They should not be worrying about shit like that. They should be
Speaker: They want to do yeah being kids playing fucking video games for 40 -hour street I agree too many narcissistic narcissistic parents having kids it is it is it's a really sad thing The funniest one I saw you saw that lady She's on Instagram somebody's videotaping her and she's
Speaker: Oh, I'm finally divorced. Oh, I got custody of kids. And then she's like, wait, how much is the child support? This is bullshit. Yeah. Because the child support was like two grand a month. And she's like, I can't live on that. And the judge is like, you're not supposed to. The kids are. You have to chip in. That's the kicker. Child support is not your support. It's for the children. Mm hmm. Just to get their needs. Exactly.
Speaker: It's to help you. So you're, the burden is not 100 % on you. And that's the problem with now that everybody's looking for, I don't want to have to work anymore. Well, you know what? Get a job and get a good job that you can retire early because nothing in this life is handed to you. You know, well, hell we were talking about that Monday at this point, like our generation.
Speaker: We may never be able to retire. We're literally going to work until we're dead. Yeah, but some of my pops told me a long time ago and my dad is technically retired, but he's not because he's constantly finding stuff to do. The biggest killer of old people is retirement. You can run out. Well, that's the thing for me. And we were kind of talking about this Monday night, you know, um, at the end of the day,
Speaker: if I work until I die, okay. Because I'm still doing the things I want to, you know, like I'm still going on vacation. You know, I'm still taking random ass days off. Just, you know, like, you know, all the kids have got this going on. I'm going to take the day off so I can go take part in it or whatever the case may be. So, you know, I'm still living my life. Yeah, I'm working, you know, but until I get the ball. Well, I think it also comes down to you and I have jobs where,
Speaker: And yeah, I'm sure you complain about your job. I know I complain about mine, but I honestly have really hard jobs. Honestly, very rarely, if hardly at all, complain about my job. Thanks. Yeah, but I do, too. I love my job. But there are aspects like, you know, oh, my God, it's fucking freezing outside. I got to go out and do the fuck.
Speaker: That kind of shit, you know, it's like me. It's like all this fucking one person's pissing me off Yeah, well in a week down I won't have to talk about first because I'll be done but our jobs we have good paying jobs that pay well where The money we make we really don't have to worry our jobs are not that overly stressful overly hard but the guys that are like, you know, I
Speaker: in a fucking coal mine in fucking Kentucky. That's a hard fucking job. And the life inspection of that job is not very long, let's be honest. So as much as as much as you and I say we won't be able to retire, we 100 % could, but we'll be bored.
Speaker: You know, you know, I mean, I work, I work, I do my 40 hours a week and Ray, um, like you said, uh, right. But it's one thing having hobbies that you can enjoy or a little part -time job to keep busy, but it should be a choice. Oh, great. Uh, we shouldn't have to work ourselves into the ground because pensions don't, you know, and like I said, you know, I'm not, I've been in construction basically since I was like 12 years old. I'm 42 now, you know, 30 years in this game.
Speaker: You know, I've, I've been out in the, in the, in the weather and the temperature, the hot, the cold, I've come home muddy, dirty, busted hands, you know, bruises. I've been down there slinging dirt. Now I'm doing a job that I really love for a company that I really enjoy working for a great company, in my opinion. Um, I don't, I'm not killing myself. So until I'm 75. Cool.
Speaker: Right. But at the same time, though, the work life, because that's where a lot of people they don't they don't have that the work life balance. Yeah, that work life balance. I have a very, a very good work life. It's almost more life than work at the end of the day. Yeah, I was thinking that the other day. I have a terrible work life balance because I still. Yeah, I can. I still have my hobbies. This is hosting this show is one of my hosting this show and playing video games.
Speaker: about my only two hobbies really at all, you know, drink it's in there too. That's just, that's, that's not a hobby. That's just, it's a way of life. It's a way of life. Um, but, um, you know, I can still take off and, and, and take off for a week and go on vacation. I can take a random couple of days off and go spend, you know, an extended long weekend up in PA if we wanted to, or if we, you know, so, you know, I have a very good work life balance. So,
Speaker: at the end of the day, I don't feel like I'm working myself to death where if I was still digging ditches, so to say, I would feel like I'm working myself to the bone. However, I mean, who knows what's going to happen with this show or my other show or, you know, I might win the powerball one day. I don't know. You know, I don't know what the future holds. You know, I don't I don't have those those cards in my hands to to be able to see what the future holds. You know, that's that's in somebody else's hands.
Speaker: And oh, maybe eventually, you know, if I, but myself personally and live, I joke about not like having to get up and go to work and this and the other thing. I would probably go stir crazy very quick if I was retired. Well, I mean, believe it or not, on Sundays when I don't have to work, I end up working because I'm bored. You know, um, that's one of the,
Speaker: Well, yeah, but that's another reason of the move to France because it gives me a better work life balance because when everybody's asleep, I can work because I'll be working till one o 'clock in the morning, which I'm awake during anyways. And, and I'll have all day to do whatever. That's, you know, that's the only issue with my job now is, is there's nothing to do after work in this town, you know, and,
Speaker: you know, I, during the day I have to be at work. So even, even something as simple as getting my passport took longer than it should because I had to be at work and I couldn't take the time off to go run up to the passport office and all that stuff. So it's like, that's the beauty of having moving to Francis is getting that work -life balance. And that's the other nice thing about like with Nikki, you know, when I was married, my life, my wife liked to do things.
Speaker: not with me, with her friends. And I was never really invited, you know, summer, when she would come up here to visit, they'd never really wanted to do anything except hang around the house. I'm like, we got four kids in this tiny ass apartment. Let's go do something like, you know, or if I went down there or whatever, or, and then even, you know, my lab, um,
Speaker: When I would go see her, we might go grab something to eat or, you know, or, you know, we might go do a casino or something like that every once in a while. Then we went twice or whatever, but it was like, she never wanted to go do anything. And it's like, you know, let's, let's, let's have an adventure. Yeah. There's no kids around. Let's, let's go do something like let's.
Speaker: You know, let's just why are we sitting around the house? I mean, I understand you, you know, we both work all week long I understand that but it's a weekend and we get to hang out with Nikki like She's off this weekend Which is a rarity She's got all weekend off and she was like I kind of want to have a date day Sunday and I was like, okay What do you want to do and there's a new blockade that just open?
Speaker: Uh, what's church, what's, what's, what's church social or something like that, but it's like, Oh, they got like retro arcade games and video games and stuff or something like that. It literally just opened. We haven't been there yet up there and Sunday fund day. And I was like, okay, let's go. Let's go. Football to watch outside of the playoffs, but they'll have the playoffs on there.
Speaker: You know, we go there, we can have something we can eat, we can have a few beers, we can play some games, you know, let's, let's fucking do it. Or, you know, if we're sitting around the house and it's a Saturday and she's here and it's like, I'm bored, I'm bored too. Let's go do something. That's the biggest problem with this town is there's nothing to do or, or, or, you know, like.
Speaker: You know, they're like, we, you know, I've gotten to more concerts since I've met Nikki than I've gone to in the last freaking 15 years, maybe 10 years. When we were coming to an end, all that we have are our memories. Memories are your life. You can't take anything else with you.
Speaker: If you're making memories, you aren't living. If you aren't making memories, you aren't living. I agree 100%. Exactly. Nikki and I went, we went and seen Jelly Roll. We went and seen Jason Aldean. I feel like we did something. We've seen somebody else. I can't remember. But we're already making plans for next concert season. Yeah. Like, we want to try to go see. Well, actually, speaking of which, I made plans for Father's Day weekend. Now, I do live in your room.
Speaker: no because because if all goes as planned we will be in france at that time i found out that tickets to a for me not for you so much but for me a life -changing event the 24 hours of lemons is father's day weekend is that the car like car race or something like that it's a 24 -hour car race
Speaker: I got it right. And, and I'm, I, I, I looked it up and I was like, you know what? It's father's day weekend. It's a, you know, gives us enough time to get to France, get acclimated and all that stuff. And it happens in France. So my plans are right now to go to the 25 hours long. I told, I told her, I said, look, I'm going with you or without you. If you don't want to go, I don't care.
Speaker: Yeah, but I mean you want to talk about it's It's an event dude you last year. They had the the the nascar car Running the 24 -hour lemons and people Yeah, and and it was it was an experimental car, but it was faster than the hypercars So i'm hoping they'll do that again, but it's one of those things it's like I will love to do that. It'd be so much fun to
Speaker: Even you know i'm not going to get grandstand seats I want to you know because they have a ferris wheel there and they have all this stuff you can see at the race because you when you It's not a circle track. It's it's a road course and it's one lap is eight miles And I was like, you know what? I don't do much for myself so
Speaker: next year or this year i want to go to the 24 hours lemons i think will be totally fucking worth it and it's only how much do you think it costs chris general admission 90 bucks right you get the whole weekend for 190 or the whole week
Speaker: Now, the whole week is like practice, you know, where where they they kind of get lap times and tune in their cars and and all this stuff. But. As you know, it's like going to a street fair because there's going to be food souvenirs and all this stuff. And of course, some of the most beautiful cars known to man going over 200 miles an hour. If I could go tomorrow, I'd be gone.
Speaker: So I'm looking forward to it. It does take place in Le Mans, in France. It does sound like amazing fun. And believe it or not, like I said, Chris is obviously busy. I just watched the movie Gran Turismo. There's a section of the movie that takes place in Le Mans, which got me the idea.
Speaker: And I was like, Oh shit, that happens in France. I hopefully will be there by that time. And I looked up how much the tickets were for 90 bucks, dude. You know, and it's a 24 hour race. They, the race starts at 9am and ends at 9am. So they just keep driving the circles for 24 hours. Well, you have three drive. It's not circles. It's a road course. So I drive zigzags. Yeah. Well, it's an eight mile.
Speaker: I ate my old one lap and, and Kevin was asking me, he's like, how do you know who won? If it's 24 hours, I said, well, you have, you know, everybody takes off one at a time. And if you pass the guy in first place, you are now in first place. So they keep tracking it. And there it's typically three races at once. They have the hypercars, then they have the super stocks. And then they have, um, I can't really, they got three different, they got three different,
Speaker: races happening at once on the same track. They're all going the same direction, but like if you're in, if you're in, if you're third class and you pass the first class guy, you can't win that class. You just beat your class, you know, and the fact that the, the hypercar limit amount of drivers, they're not doing like, well, they have like three drivers each driver. No, no, no, no, no. I'm saying we're like,
Speaker: Where like so like NASCAR, you know, there's like what 50 some drivers on the track at the same time Some drivers from each class on the no, I think it's 28 per class Even 28's a lot. I just remember exactly what it is but Yeah, the manufacturers Then you just hit me up manufacturers leak Basically basically
Speaker: If you're driving the manufacturers league, you're not going to beat the hypercars cause they're doing 230 miles an hour and they're doing more laps and your car is, is maxing out at like one 90, you know, she definitely does not like cars like Jeff does. No, nobody, she won't even pretend.
Speaker: No, she actually, she's, she's, she's mild, mildly in the car. I'm not going to go spend 24 hours watching her. Oh no. She's, she said she's totally in. She's totally in. What? Jesus Christ, banging on my door like you, the damn bullies here. Oh my God. He's banging on the door like end of the world. Go away. Taser, taser, taser, taser. But yeah, it's, it's insane.
Speaker: That'd be cool. I'd be a pretty cool event for you to go. Kevin's 100 % in. Yeah, who? Kevin, he's like, oh, when do we go? I'm like, calm down. It's not until June. Calm down. You're not going. Your mom and I are going. No, I'm taking him because, you know, it's, it's, it's an event for kids. Well, like Nicki and I, Nicki and I have talked, um, you know, so the football hall of fame.
Speaker: It is now the Hall of Fame Village, Jeff, where it used to be just the Hall of Fame. You go up there, you spend a couple hours, you see the Hall of Fame. Well, now they've got restaurants. There's like a Ferris wheel. There's hotels. There's there's like they and they're building. I think it's a hard rock casino. Oh, so they're encouraging people to come and stay like a weekend at a time.
Speaker: And I told Nikki, I said, hey, I would love to do like a guys trip like me, her dad, Cash and her sons. But I said also at the same time, I think it'd be really fun for all of us to go, including, you know, her mom and dad, because there are all the restaurants up there. There's shopping up there. There's right. They've got the they'll have the casino soon. So, you know, what about what about Michelle? Is she at all interested or she's like,
Speaker: She she watched she watched the movie with me a little bit. She's like, whatever. Because like, you know, the girls when they were younger, they used to like wrestling, but now they've grown out of it. So like in April, Cash and I are planning on going to because now he's all into wrestling like he. Right. You know, he's he's locked in. Right. So in April, WWE Raw is coming to town and I'm like, it's just me and him.
Speaker: I'm going to try to get as close as I possibly can to the right. Well, the beauty of Willamont is it is an eight mile lap. So this is the track itself. It is not short by any means. And the back stretch here where S3, S4 and S5 are cars are hitting over 200 miles an hour. Right. And that's the one section. I mean, so, okay. So let me ask, we'll pull that map back up. Yeah.
Speaker: So do they have, is there just seating all the way around that? No, no, no. Like they're seating where over here, we're on S seven S six, that area, you could sit on the grassy knoll kind of thing. S one S two is the grand stance. That's where the finish line is. Or you say that little line between S nine. That's the finish line. So that's where the grand stands are. Um, so,
Speaker: Um, I'm actually trying to find, uh, pictures of the brace here. Um, I mean, I'm finding pictures of the race. I want to see the grandstands or, but like, yeah, here we go. Uh, so do they have like giant screens and stuff up so you can watch the other seven miles, six miles? I believe they do. I mean, what's going on.
Speaker: It's but I mean you could there's the grand stance. Yeah, so if you've seen the movie board versus Ferrari Or or the the the movie where where? What Matt Damon played Carol Shelby that was that was basically A ladder match question
Speaker: Um, I have an answer. Um, you can have a couple of the s'mores ones if you want. There you go. I can't remember. I can't remember whose is whose, but I don't know if you have some of the s'mores ones.
Speaker: Yeah, bring it back. Let me see them. So these two cars in the background, those are the hyper cars. They're doing well, 220, something like that. This is the garage 54 car. It's the NASCAR car that was it was exhibition only. They weren't racing anybody. They just was. It's a Camaro, isn't it? Yeah, it is a Camaro. And it is. It was running a fucking badass B .A. with like seven and that was a 750 horsepower.
Speaker: NASCAR That was yeah, it was a prototype and it was it dominated I mean, you know, obviously it couldn't win because it was it was an exhibition prototype But uh, it runs all day all night non -stop if it rains it rains If it shines it shines that you know, all cars have to have lights and all that stuff and
Speaker: it's it's a big deal it's been going on since uh i believe the original the first race of the 24 hours of the month was in 1923 so you know of course last year being the last one um it is like insane and the beauty of it is is let's say it just kevin and i go you go with a sleeping bag you sleep on the knoll
Speaker: And of course, you pass out for a couple hours, you watch. I probably won't sleep because cars going by at 200 miles an hour are totally awesome. But yeah, I'm looking forward to going. It's going to be insane. But yeah, so OK, so they have, let's see how many cars.
Speaker: How many cars? So there are 62 cars in total. 16 hypercars, 24 LMP2 prototypes, which was the Camaro, and then 21 LMGTE cars. So 62 cars going around the track at speeds of over 200 miles an hour for 24 hours.
Speaker: they're they have each each team per car has three drivers and no driver can do more than 14 hours in this in in in the entire race so you have you split it up like three hours four hours three hours kind of thing and my eventual goal is i want to run a car in 24 hours long i want to be a driver i think we've fought
Speaker: I have no interest in Formula One, but the thing that some of these cars you see there. I mean, with the exception of they are built for the race. They have the body of the streetcar, so to speak. But they do reach seeds exceeding 200 miles an hour. That's a blink of an eye.
Speaker: the horsepower and you know you can you can get uh so i was looking at tickets um you do a three days two nights a weekend package a week package and the most expensive ticket is like 190 bucks unless you get grandstand you know if you want to sit in the grandstands but sit in the grandstands just that's a lot of sitting for
Speaker: 24 hours in a hard plastic chair. I'm good. I want to walk around. Oh, here we go. Ticket pricing list. So you can do a full price for general admission of $102, 102 euros for the full week. I'm doing just the weekend. General admission for the whole weekend
Speaker: You show up at like 7 a .m. Well, gumball is gumball rally is very much like the cannonball. It's coast to coast. It's an illegal race. Let's be honest. Actually, Kevin gets in cheaper because he's he's a student. So yelling, I have to buy 45 euros for now.
Speaker: But there's, you know, they do a practice on Thursday, a practice on Wednesday, uh, and then the weekend. So the whole thing I can get him for 102 bucks. You're on mute. You're on mute. Now you're on mute. Yeah. You, you muted me for some reason. I didn't do it. I'm not even touching my laptop.
Speaker: Is it the same driver for the 24 hours? And this is kind of a dumb, no, like I said, what is it like three drivers? They have three drivers. No driver can do more than 14 hours in the race. Okay. So like eight hours a pop. Well, what they do is they do three, four and three. So one drive will go for three hours. Then if, you know, there are times where, you know, if you get dehydrated in the car, well, you'll start to cramp up. So you tell you guys on the radio, Hey, I'm cramping up, you know,
Speaker: They'll, they'll call him into pit and switch drivers. Yeah. I mean, if you had to get a camel pack on and he can drink the whole time. That's not true. Actually lady, we actually trying to be involved in the conversation. I'm not completely checking out like Jeff does. Yeah. I asked him starting football. He checks out. We've also checked out. Let's be honest, but like I can get the whole week.
Speaker: for $102. This is about 106 US for what? For the whole week. I can get entrance for the whole week for a hundred. No, the race itself takes 24 hours, but I'm saying they do like, they have like, they have on Wednesday, they do a practice run. You know, you, you, you can do as many practices as you want. Um,
Speaker: You know, that way you get your drivers acclimated. Uh, Thursdays, they also have practice runs. Uh, Friday, they, they make sure the track is clean and stuff like that. And the guys will prep their cars, get some sleep. I think I'm just going to eat a bullet rather than go watch three days of racing or practice racing and then go watch the 20. I have no need to go see practices. So like I said, for, for the weekend, which is, uh,
Speaker: the 15th and the 16th, it's $91 for me. And, well, unless I somehow get a group of 25, we can get an 81 bucks, please. But for the kids, yeah, think about it. Like for Kevin, it'll only be 45 bucks. So, like I said - I was gonna ask that same question, Tim. Do they do like switch out at pit stops or do they have like -
Speaker: they're like, okay, we're at the four hour mark. If you want to switch your drivers out. No, no, no. It's during a pit stop. The rule, the rules of any racing is if you, if you want to race, let's say you want to be a driver, you have to be able to get out of the car in under a certain amount of seconds for emergencies. Like if your car catches fire or shit like that, uh, it's a regulation.
Speaker: So these guys can get in and out of the cars, lick these fucking split before the tires are changed. You know, of course, they can stop retired changes in fuel and stuff like that. Now, the other rules of lemons is if you crash, if your car can still run, you can still run, but you can't switch out like your transmission. You know, if your transmission blows, you're done. If you know if your brakes wear you, you can't change your brake
Speaker: You can change your brake pads, but you can't trade your discs, things like that. But yes, you will have to be willing to piss yourself. They got adult diapers. I'll piss and shit. Exactly. Dude, the chance to do 200 miles an hour for three hours. Oh, I'm in. I mean, apparently it's it's. What you do realize that they have NASCAR tracks up here in the States that you can pay for the NASCAR experience and you can drive as fast or as slow as you want.
Speaker: Oh, I get it. Yeah, but it's not the same. It's not the same. Anybody can make four left terrors. This is a road course. There's a couple, there's a couple of chicanes in there where max speed is like 40 and you come in at hot at 150 and you got to slow down and get through the curve and get back on the gas. As a non driver, as a non race car driver, you're telling me because anybody can make four left hand dirt.
Speaker: You're not going to go pay for the NASCAR experience to drive a NASCAR. Oh, no, I'm 100 percent in. I'm 100 percent in. Yeah, I'm 100 percent like you can have you. I mean, you can have the experience of driving 180, 90 miles an hour, whatever. I don't know what the top speed on a NASCAR is. I know it's up there about 140. They do faster than that. Depending on class. There is no class in NASCAR. It's all the same.
Speaker: No, well NASCAR, then there's, uh, the Winston cup. Yeah. There's, there's, there's truck series and exactly. So it depends on series. Yeah. The Winston cups are basically the same. The, the Winston cars are, it's not Winston anymore. It's something else, but it's, Oh, I'm sure they use an insane amount of fuel and they don't use like cheap. Well, actually they're, they, last year they, they of course have a pace car.
Speaker: for the first couple of laps or whatever. Um, and last year before the race started, they actually drove a hydrogen powered car around the track four times. It was 100 % pure hydrogen and it was doing like one 90. Oh yeah. I mean, I've heard of the track before. I mean, I've heard of the race. Um, like I said, I knew it, but
Speaker: It's extremely complicated and I don't really care who wins. You know, I'm not really, I used to like NASCAR, but I, I've kind of checked out on NASCAR too. My thing is, I don't care who wins, but it's one of those things. It's like, I'm not going to go every year. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't care if it's a car going around a track 500 times and making, you know, 2000 left -hand turns, or if it's a road course where they were driving the same exact course.
Speaker: 500 times and a couple of zigzags. And that's about all they're doing. I mean, that's really all it is, is a couple of zigzags are added. Well, let's be honest. If I go by myself, I'm going to hang out in the beer garden. Well, let's be honest. Yeah. I mean, I'll go. I'll just go to the beer garden for 24 hours. Well, not only that.
Speaker: I don't know. Jeff just invited me. Now, we can what we're trying to watch the race. Yeah. Jeff just brought me and he dropped me off here and said, you're in the beer garden area. They got TV set up. So, you still see the race. So, why not just go to the **** beer garden? You can just imagine going to the race with you and you're like, you'll be fine here. Like, yeah.
Speaker: They have, you know, food trucks, well, food, it's like a street fair, like I said. So, you know, food's there and everything. And it's not crazily priced. It's not like, you know, you're spending 12 bucks for a bottle of water. It's not piston with it. It used to be the piston cup is nice. Let's be honest. NASCAR back in the day was very heavily promoted by cigarettes and beer.
Speaker: So it was Formula One. All Ferrari cars were Marlboro. I was going to say Marlboro. However, they're still very heavily promoted by alcohol because what's better to a bunch of rednecks that like watching the car drive fast than alcohol outside of banging their sister? Let's be honest. Now, I've never been to an NASCAR race, but
Speaker: But apparently if you're standing in the stands at the NASCAR race and the cars drive by, it shakes the stadium. It shakes the entire grass. I've been to a couple of races. And NASCAR cars only hit, they hit under 200 miles an hour. We're talking about 60 cars going by at over 200 miles an hour.
Speaker: And of course you get those, those, uh, the B12s and those high pitch Ferrari sounds and you, those Italian engines, they're like music to me, you know, it's, it, there's something about that, that flat, what's called the, the, the, the sound of certain motors. And of course the adagats drive 54 car. Then the next gen cars.
Speaker: can reach up to 195 miles an hour for NASCAR. Yeah. Um, when drafting under 200. Yeah. Well, yeah, I knew they were under, uh, under 200. Um, yeah, because that's why the Dodge Daytona's were taken out of NASCAR. Cause they were breaking 200 miles an hour in the sixties, seventies. However, they have reached speeds exceeding 200 miles an hour.
Speaker: Yeah. Every driver who qualified for the Winston 500 cross the 200 barrier. Bill Elliott. Now this was old. Yeah. Uh, he won the pole position. So, and he reached a speed of 212 .229. Every driver in the top 19 ran at least 205. That's insane. So, I mean, they can't absolutely go over 200 miles an hour. Now, typically,
Speaker: right around the 180, right around the 190, um, 90 Mark, the NASCAR's, but it's a big difference between the formula ones and stuff like that. And the NASCAR's NASCAR's, you know, when they, when they, cause I've been to a couple races, I like the short tracks, but when they come by them grandstands, not only they have that, that fucking, um, that rumble to them where it's not like, you know, you know, like formula ones. And I have been to Indy one time.
Speaker: which is really cool because I don't know anything about Formula One but that's what like the indies those Formula One's like yeah well they got that real high pitched it's a flat flat velvet but NASCAR has that when they when they come by the grandstands or by the stands dude it's got that like
Speaker: You know? And it shakes. It shakes. Dude, even when you're not in the stands, if you're like in the tailgate in there, you feel it on the ground. It's like a small tumor. It's insane. And especially because... How many cars do they run on NASCAR? I don't know. But you know how NASCAR, like the top 20 or whatever, at times they'll be all grouped together. So you're getting 20 cars. Well, see, that's the one thing... That's the thing about
Speaker: uh, lemons and those, those type of cars, they, they spread out across the track because it is a road course. You're right. It is. It is a road course, but the, you didn't catch the cars reference with the piston. I didn't totally caught it right away. I didn't catch it. My bad. Like, yeah. Where NASCAR it's all about competing. Yeah. Yeah. You're competing for third, fifth and all that stuff too. But the, the getting
Speaker: fourth is only because you couldn't get squeezed into third because you were being blocked out where lemons and stuff it's spread out where first and second will cross the line and then you got a full minute before second and third cross the line or third and fourth. So it each position is a fight and let's be honest after 24 hours there's going to be some crashes.
Speaker: Um, there has been deaths at these races, um, by spectators. So, you know, stay alert, I guess, while I'm there. But, you know, once again, if I was in the middle of the track, I have less chance of dying, especially if I'm in the beer garden. Yeah. And I, and I'm a big fan. Like I, like when I, when I was into NASCAR and like I said, I haven't watched for the last several years and then in the few times I got to go, uh,
Speaker: I'm a big fan of the, of the short tracks, like the monster mile. Right. Right. So like, I love them short tracks because a there it's, it's like you were no matter what you say and they're back around, right? You, no matter where you say it, you see the whole track and it's, it's constant June June June. Cause they're like a mile track or, you know, a mile and a half track and they're just June June June June. Plus.
Speaker: If you like carnage and chaos, like this guy does, there's a lot more accidents in the smaller. So, but, but my, the beauty of, you know, once again, I don't care who wins. I, you know, I, I, I'm not a Ferrari guy, you know, I, I don't care which cars are in it. I don't care who wins. I don't care. But the experience of being there.
Speaker: like I won't watch them on TV. I won't care. I watched a little bit last year just because that Camaro was in it. And then I still say they missed a giant opportunity not to put an eagle on the side of that.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, yeah, I just, I mean, even when I was into NASCAR, I could not sit and watch an entire race. I'd watch like, I'd watch like four or five laps, change the channel, come back a little back, 30 minutes later, watch a few more laps. Agreed. Even when I was into the races, like I would disappear and wander. Oh yeah. I know I will.
Speaker: That's why, you know, I was looking at price of sitting in the stands and I thought about it for two seconds. I said, I'll sit in the stands for the start of the race. Yeah. But the rest of the time, I'm going to wander though. I won't stop moving. This is a Jeff question. Do you remember the German lassie Saban who used or Sabine somebody? I don't know how to pronounce her name. Her name Sabine who used to be on the top gear racing transit racing transit van. So she died.
Speaker: She did. Yes. Um, she actually died at Nuremberg ring. So she was on my list. Woo. First to go. Uh, she died a couple of years ago, buddy. I hate to be fair, but we did celebrities and then no, no, she's not a zombie. Uh, so Sabine, are you sure she, she was famous for having the most laps ever done on the Nuremberg ring.
Speaker: So if you look at like, you know, Benji and I, we had this conversation a couple of days ago, we're big work or car guys, you know, he's more of the sports car, the, you know, the Ferraris, Lamborghinis, P1, McLarens and stuff like that. And Sabine, if you go onto like Ferrari's website and you're looking at the new 360 Spider,
Speaker: it'll give you a lap time of the fastest lap it's done on the Nürburgring. It's the new benchmark for the quarter mile. Well Sabine was one of those, she grew up not far from the Nürburgring in Germany and when she died she still had the record of the most laps in the Nürburgring and she proved a point on top year that she took a Ford Transit van, which is, you know,
Speaker: like a Dodge Ram van, but it's, you know, Ford. And she drove around the Nurburgring and did it in under nine minutes. The fastest lap on Nurburgring right now is like, I think, seven minutes, 20 seconds. And I think it's held by the, I can't remember what, I think it's held by a Nissan. What is the lap record?
Speaker: She's a gorgeous woman too. So the lap record is seven minutes, three seconds held by the LP seven 50, which is actually a Lamborghini Aventador. The Dodge Viper did it in 2017 at seven minutes, four seconds. And the Porsche GT4 RS also has a record of 710.
Speaker: The Nuremberg ring is not a small race. It is also has an area. So the Nuremberg ring is an interesting course. It's like if you and I went out in the woods and didn't level anything off, we just decided to build a track. So there's hills and stuff. There's an area of the Nuremberg ring. Chris, I kid you not, it is called airplane alley.
Speaker: because it's, you're coming up on a section where you're doing over 200 miles an hour cresting a hill. And the, what happens a lot of times is as you crest said hill and the wind picks up, the front of your car catches the wind and you're doing over two miles an hour. And next thing you know, you're airborne. It's kind of insane, but
Speaker: You can actually pay, I think it's 20 bucks and you can drive on the Nurburgring. And you do have to sign away of like, if you crash, it's on you, not them. Yeah. Yeah, I got a picture here of the Nurburgring.
Speaker: It is huge. This is the Nuremberg ring. I'm trying to find out length. OK, so the Nuremberg is 20 kilometers long, one lap in miles.
Speaker: miles, it is 12 miles to make one lap. So they're doing 12 miles of a road course that I mean, there are certain sections where you're driving through what looks like a, you know, you know, the guardrails as you see on the side of mountains, when you're driving through the mountain, they got
Speaker: Imagine guardrails on each side of you about a foot and a half from the track itself on the other side I said guardrails are fucking trees Yeah, it's insane well just over here still talking about cars four hours later In our Sunday or Sunday play because it was leaders before I really she had died um
Speaker: I was just so shocked when I found out she died. I was pretty gutted. She was funny too. Uh, I'll beat your time in a van. So, so basically what happened with, with, with Sabine is, you know, they had her on a couple of times on top gear. And one of the guys were talking about how they did the Marumburg ring and they did X amount of time. And she's like, I can beat that in a fucking van.
Speaker: And they challenged her and she beat it in a fucking van stock with a passenger I I would but she actually died on the track too. Well anyway, it's gonna Change the subject up here just a little bit. We're not gonna take our traditional break. However, yeah I do want to go ahead and shout out a couple of our sponsors here real quick. I
Speaker: I think we've talked enough about racing and cars and. Understood. Oh, I don't know. I got another 45 minutes to beat your football. Fucking talk. So first and foremost, no, you don't because you wouldn't. Okay. First, you did an hour and a half on Michigan winning the fucking champion. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: Shall we go to the tape, sir? No, Jeffrey, because we did three hours for our tourist PSA with you and Brian one night talking about goddamn Cancun. Not to mention we did another five hours one night of you and Brian talking about goddamn Game of Thrones.
Speaker: Not to mention... Those are classic episodes. Not to mention... I'm not so bad at this. Not to mention two hours of Brian talking about barbecue. Not to mention... Every time Brian is on air, we do two hours on barbecue. Let's be honest. Not to mention part two of the PSA for tourism for Brian and Jeff. That was two hours. Not to mention all the hours of movies and television that you had...
Speaker: God damn Tony D's been talking about. It's all about balancing out that fucking football shit that floors me to not come close to all of your crazy talk. Oh, it makes me want to shoot myself. Not to mention all the random one or two hour conversation conversations of you and Brian. There seems to be a correlation. No.
Speaker: a trend here going on with you and Brian. Not to mention all the hours of car conversation throughout the multitude of shows between you and Brian. A pattern, a trend, a pattern. Thank you, Lingy. Appreciate that. So yes, I do talk football, but I also try to keep my football talk or my sports talk to Monday when I'm by myself. Except for when
Speaker: Anybody comes here. He's like, oh just hunting such random. You're like, well technically He's got a carrier, but I also try to keep it limited because I understand that everybody's into it. I was also also why you cut your fucking camera off and Muted yourself and decided to talk to Nicki while I was talking about Lamont. No, no, no, no. No, I was doing something else. So I turn my camera
Speaker: However, now we did talk foot fantasy football and I wanted you to be a part of that because you are a member of the fantasy footballs. Uh, you know, next year you and I are going to do a fantasy football show called nonsensical nonsense belt fantasy football guys. The fantasy football.
Speaker: No, actually I have no problem. I, you know, I, I, cause I don't know a lot of these things. So I have no problem asking questions and trying to be engaged and trying to, which is what I try to do on football. I'm not going to, I'm not going to 100 % check. I did the same thing that night that they went balls deep on game of thrones. Watch that clip, a dude beating up Pedro Pascal and you were into it. Don't lie. What was, what was my name? King Glick.
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Speaker: Yeah! Still one of my favorite videos I've made.
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Speaker: It is. I don't know. I've never seen it. Are you serious? Much like Titanic, I've got better things to do with four hours of my life. It's not that long. We're going to watch Leonardo DiCaprio do cocaine off of Margot Robbie's ass. Actually, technically, he doesn't offer boobs. Number one. Whatever the case may be. Number two. Totally worth it.
Speaker: I can do a simple fucking Google search and see that and I have to wait four hours to see it. There you go. I'm just saying. It's actually a good movie. That's actually a good movie. Did you, uh, I have a question for you and I know, well, you might have seen it and I'm mildly embarrassed that I saw it, but did you see the Barbie movie? No. I'm sure you're, you didn't see it. Did the girl see it?
Speaker: You know what song is blowing up because of the Barbie movie? Matchbox 20's push Do yourself a favor and go on to go on to YouTube and put in Ryan Gosselin singing push by matchbox 20 Hey and be fair hair be prepared to be delighted he kills it. I Was not mad at it
Speaker: That's the only part of the movie that was worth it. Michelle made me sit there and watch the other. She said, dad, watch Barbie's movie with me. And I'm like, aren't there some nails you want me to blend and drink for? But the movie was basically dog shit. But Ryan Gosselin fucking killed it. And Ryan Gosselin playing a guitar and singing push by fucking Matchbox 20. Wallace.
Speaker: It is totally worth it. Is it totally worth it? Not only that, it's got 5 million re -listens on Spotify. A month. Is it totally worth it? It was funny. Is it totally worth it? Ryan Gosselin, I would dare say Ryan Gosselin is one of those actors that almost can't do wrong. Oh, I love Ryan Gosselin. I think he's great. He's a good looking man too.
Speaker: He's a pretty man. That is for sure. What are you showing me? I learned a big trick on Monday. There it is. Look at him. This is genius. I love it. I learned how to scream to him.
Speaker: and i don't know if i've ever been four hours later dude it's the best part but here wait it's not just him ken it's all the kens are singing the same song to their barbie it's fucking hilarious it's so funny
Speaker: Look at all the kids. I've done it. It's so good. It's almost completely random. Oh, Drummer Kid. Mermaid Kid? What the hell?
Speaker: Well, actually, that's uh, uh, what's this, uh... It's creative. Oh boy, I hate that song. I'm gonna text it. That's pretty much it, you can kill it. I'm gonna text it. It's completely random, but it's genius.
Speaker: It's not a terrible movie, there's a lot of parts in it that you're like, oh my God, did they have to go there? But the Ryan Gosselin part of it, every speck of it is cinematic gold. It's the only reason to watch that movie. All the kids singing bush cracks me up every time.
Speaker: It's it. The movie itself was oh, so fucking. It's shoving shit down your throat the whole fucking time and you're oh, God damn. But. Ryan Gosselin, he fucking cracked. Well, speaking of video clips. Yeah. I got a little something something here for you.
Speaker: put a lot of work into it, right? Yeah, I want to see it. And it was requested earlier and I wanted to get to it earlier and then Jeff went on his four and a half hour Lamont's conversation. One four hour Lamont. Oh, trust me, when I get to France, I'm going to come back here with an accent, boy. I'm going to be like, yeah. Either that or all of France will sound like hillbillies when I get done.
Speaker: one of two things. You are as well bougie. I'm gonna show up with the **** brain. Hello, darling. Cause you're the epitome of Pepe Labue. I will be. It's a **** predator for days. Grapey. Come on, Chris. Kiss me. You know you want me.
Speaker: I'm not going to make me a sandwich. I'm going to make out with Chris. I'm not going to kiss you but I have a friend who will. His name is in the western. Cash Cash. Anywho. Oh, she says that. Yeah, we we we we we. I'm wondering. I'm wondering if that dad joke will work.
Speaker: The old joke from, you remember the movie Clue? When she's like, where's the restroom? And she's like, we, we, she's like, no, I just have to go out of my nose. I'm going to do it in France. I'm about a hundred percent do it. If you're playing a game, finish it up, get your jammies on the spend time. I'm going to totally pull it. I'm going to pull this only pull it day one.
Speaker: When I get off the plane, I'm like, excuse me. Where's the bathroom? We, we it's over here. No, I just have to go power my nose. I would not. I got to fucking exile his ass to the penis colony of Australia. I mean, penal colony of Australia. I do. You can't pay me to go to Australia. Everything wants to kill you there. This guy's going to fight a kangaroo.
Speaker: you're going to get eaten by his crocodile before you get there. I'll **** it. crack it down. When you sneak up and snack, did you did you hear about uh player cup and then I got a story for you. This will blow your mind. I got a story for you. Oh. I'm pretty proud of this. I'm pretty proud of the
Speaker: You guys can actually, if you want to, you can find this on YouTube. If you want to watch the replay of the show, this is one of our, uh, open door challenges that we do on Saturday night, which have been. A lot of freaking fun as of late and hugely successful, a super collab, if you will, a super collab, if you will, it is, um, it's episode.
Speaker: 351 on the YouTubes, who's an eager beaver. What a title for a show. Some of the titles. Hey man, I just had to come up with things. Yeah, episode, nonsensical nonsense 351, who's an eager beaver on YouTube. It is also on the Spotify's and all of that jazz. And it is episode
Speaker: uh uh it is show number 346 I believe uh but it is titled do you nom or do you so you can get the full episode there this is just a small clip of our of me completely derailing the show 100 off of the train tracks
Speaker: and creating 100 % gold was in the toe sucking and they, and they call it a shrimp job. And apparently Jeff was into sucking toes because he's the only one that piped up.
Speaker: I'm not afraid of my thing. If I was given the choice of things to suck, it would not be tools. Like Joe said, they were like really in the moment. And then he was just like, oh, there's a foot there, nom, nom, nom. Yeah, it was apparent, but it's not like it's not, I think we've done it like three times, you know. You just said, nom, nom, nom, nom.
Speaker: What's the sound you make? I really hope that's not the sound that he makes when he's sucking on...
Speaker: I think I can safely vouch for Nicky on this conversation. You're afraid you're going to become the chick that snucks on Steve Carell's toes. Once, when we've been hot and heavy and in the moment to just grab one of my feet and just be like...
Speaker: and vice versa. If I ever had her be propped up on my shoulder and I'm just going to town. You're talking about the guy that says good game after. Let's be honest. Smacks your ass and says good game. Knowing that that's coming,
Speaker: That's what skills it, really? I'm not going to accidentally just grab your foot. And it's not like she's going to accidentally during six shove a couple of fingers at my asshole and I'm like, whoo, I like that. You know, wait, you don't like that? What's wrong with you? What did you have on? Oh,
Speaker: I thought you had an Ohio State shirt. I thought he was wearing an Ohio State shirt. I literally just got our new shirts. Like we got our new shirts in today. Michigan winning the national title. Yeah. Matching shirts. Yeah. Totally his idea too.
Speaker: Uh, we were looking through shirts and stuff and he had found a couple that he liked and I had them in the cart and I was like, all right, we'll, we'll, we'll finish looking and then you can pick the one you really like. And I was like, Oh, we can personalize this one. I think I'm going to, you know, we can personalize it. He's like, what's personalized. I said, we can put our last name on it. So let's get that one died. All right. So we got matching, but.
Speaker: You guys have no idea how hard it was to put that fucking clip together. That was like a two minute clip. It was a two minute clip that I shit you not. That was out of an entire, probably 40 minute conversation. And not to mention, you know, we didn't even get to see all of Jeff's great creations with the memes. However, if you look on the, uh,
Speaker: If you look on the X page, I didn't push the rock one. What sound do you make when you suck toes? The rock is like, the flick? On Instagram and TikTok, we have the picture of, I don't always suck on toes. But when I do, I go, totally worth the work. Thank you.
Speaker: Thank you. I appreciate that. That was probably one of the most time consuming clips that I've ever made from this show. It's not easy making the clips. Sometimes it can be, but you know, it was it was a good one and it was worth it because like I said, there was so much. Go check out the whole show. Yeah, it is six hours long. It's on YouTube.
Speaker: 351 on YouTube and on all the podcast platforms 346 and it's titled num num num or do you know them or do you? Check out the whole show and you know cuz like I said these open door challenges on Saturday nights Have become really fun. We've been getting full houses and
Speaker: You know, we're having fun. People are having fun. It's amazing to me personally and I'm only speaking for myself that you see all the craziness on social media and and you see like you can't get more than four or five people in a room without everybody fucking fighting with each other or you can't get into a room without a fucking crazy ass narcissistic idiot taking over and making it all about themselves or
Speaker: you get five people into a show and you're still freaking boring, you know? So not just for you and I, but I speak very highly of the people who come into the show and actually want to come in and hang out and have a good time. And they want to participate. It makes it worth the while. So, you know, Saturday nights have been super fun. Yeah, they're six hour shows, but
Speaker: There were really good people that come in and hang out with us and nobody's in fighting. Nobody's arguing. Nobody's yelling and screaming at each other. Nobody's out there yelling and screaming, but not at each other. Yeah. I mean, it's just a good fucking time. So, you know, props to us that we can create that kind of environment and even bigger props to the people who are willing to come in and hang out with our goofy ass. So I heard a story
Speaker: the other day. Um you you saying that when you go to Australia and a gator decides to attack you, you're going to pop it on its nose. First and foremost, why is a gator going to try to attack me? Why do you not think me and a gator can't be friends? Cuz A, it's Australia. B, it's you. Also, yeah, it's me. So, I can be friends with an alligator. Also, I'm not **** Steve Irwin. It's molesting the **** out of it and flipping it over and sticking my fingers. It's not even about that. So,
Speaker: Back in, during Vietnam, the South Korean, or the Korean army, had taken over this small island. And they were there for a long time, right? And they basically wiped off almost all animals on that island protecting said island. And all the crocodiles went dormant. If there's not enough food, all these crocodiles will go into almost like a hibernation.
Speaker: Yeah, they can slow their heart rate, slow their breathing and just. Right. And the allies show up to take back the island. So all these Koreans said, well, we can get away from the allies and we go through the swamp. The Gators woke up and it's middle of night and dudes are dropping like fucking flies. Why were the Koreans invading a small island during Vietnam when we were fighting the Vietnamese?
Speaker: Are you thinking about the career? No, I don't know. I can't remember what war it was. I heard the story the other day. Some guy was talking about it. He's like, are you making this up? No, I swear to God. I think otherwise I've been watching a lot of Joe Rogan. But it was the largest attack of humans in one time by Gators. We're talking like thousands of cats did not make it. I'm actually trying to find the story.
Speaker: Uh, but it was, the guy telling the story, it kind of blew my mind. I was like, Holy shit. That's crazy. Was there alligators or crocodiles? I'm not 100 % sure. I can't tell the difference. They look like run to me. You know, I see the one I'm like, I'm out. I gotta go. But like, you know, these, these, these.
Speaker: hold on a second. Hold on a second. Uh the most deaths in a single crocodile attack incident may have occurred during the battle of Ramery Island on February 19th, 1945. What is now known as
Speaker: 900 soldiers of the—so this was during World War II—the 900 soldiers of an Imperial Japanese Army unit in an attempt to retreat from the Royal Navy
Speaker: A larger battalion of the Japanese infantry crossed through 16 kilometers, 10 miles of mangrove swamps that contained saltwater crocodiles. 20 Japanese soldiers were captured alive by the British and almost 500 are known to escape Ramri.
Speaker: Many of the remainder may have been eaten by the crocodiles, although since this incident took place during an active military conflict, it is impossible to know how many deaths can be directly attributed to the crocodiles instead of a combat related causes. So an accurate account of
Speaker: list of notable attacks in 1980s, March, 1987, Ginger Fay Meadows, that American model was killed by a crocodile while swimming in the Prince blah, blah, blah river. Um, but can you imagine you're running from the British soldiers and next thing you know, you hear your guys screaming and it's not because they were shot. It's because there's a fucking alligator eating him. Did you see how quick I looked that up? Yeah.
Speaker: What alligators have killed the most humans. What person was killed by an alligator in Florida? How many humans are being, how many humans get killed by an alligator each year? Actually, it's not that big a number. Mosquitoes. Although there has been an increase in alligator attacks in the U S is still relatively rare and only a fraction of them are fatal. Florida is known as home of alligators and in the last 10 years and average of eight fatal bites per year.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: four hundred seventy five thousand. Technically, we are snakes kill fifty thousand a year. You're humans. You said something in earlier when you said who knew she had a filthy sense of humor? We do. And that's really interesting. It's almost like you weren't really allowed to get to know me because I've always been this way. But the narrative was always that I would bitch and moan or nag or whatever.
Speaker: another **** was told you. Yeah. I well, that's what I said. Well, that's what I said. I don't know if you got it. And so, I said in in getting to know you and becoming friends, you know, but also, I'm sure that there was things about me that you didn't know until you and I because of a narrative, you know, we both kind of fell in that trap. But yeah, you see how he said, what's up? You're like, you just make up like this whole crazy **** story. I'm just saying what I heard. This is clearly not what you heard.
Speaker: Well, I heard about the war. That's all I know. We're fighting the Vietnamese, the Koreans, for whatever reason, and they were Asian. So I was for whatever reason, take over an island and then the allied nations, which was about the most accurate thing that you said there. Came to take it back and they got eaten by alligators. Actually, it was World War Two. It was the Japanese and it was the British Navy or the Royal Navy.
Speaker: So what animal besides like a minute. Calm down. Yes, that's great. You can Google failed me, Jeffrey. Yeah, what are you going to use Google to just so you know, I could have. I was actually trying to find the clip so I can play the clip. Typical Biden supporter. It's so narrative and spits lies. So here's this is interesting. He's racist like Biden, too.
Speaker: After mosquitoes and humans, what is the third most deadliest animal on the planet, sir? Hippopotamus. Oh, you're so awful. Snakes, 75 ,000 kills a year. The next is the sandfly, 14 ,000. You mentioned hippopotamus. You're more likely to get killed by a dog than you are a hippopotamus because dogs kill 13 ,000 people a year.
Speaker: Like domesticated dogs or canine. I doesn't say. I'm looking at a chart. Let's be honest. The freshwater snail kills 10 ,000. You will never be an influencer if you don't share your screen. Oh, this is a 2016 poll. I will share my screen, sir. Jesus Christ. They don't have an updated one. Get the hell out of here. I'm done talking to you, Jeff. There you go. I'm done talking to you for the rest of the night. Go ahead. Your hippopotamus gives you 500 a year.
Speaker: elephants and lions about 100 piece bees 60 Tigers 50 Wolves and sharks for four for sharks only five This is not even this is not even inaccurate This is this is this is not accurate let's see if I can find a 20 24 20 24
Speaker: but you're not going to get 2024. The best thing you're going to get is I got it right here. We are not even a month into 2024. You can not get an accurate list of deadliest animals in 2024 because animals in the world in 2024. I can't. I can't with you.
Speaker: Allow me to share my screen. I can, I can just say whatever. I can say, I can say box jellyfish, mosquitoes, elephants, testy flies, golden poison frogs. I can say a cone snail. I can say a hip hop anonymous. I can say a shark and they're all going to be on there, but we're talking statistics, bro. No, they're, these are what? Based on history, mosquitoes, snakes, dogs slash wolves.
Speaker: fresh water snails. I don't get that one. How do you die from a stale? I'd be embarrassed. Crocodile five. Okay. I didn't think about that. The test he flies. If a bottom is number eight, elephants and sharks are number 10. Look at this. Look at this. These are 10 deadliest animals in the world.
Speaker: okay look okay okay back to the coolies again testing flies and that's what they're called testing flies it's like watching on all yeah because because he annoys me he frustrates me look look listen listen linda listen linda linda linda
Speaker: We need that. Linda, listen. Linda, listen. 20. Look at this. Top 10. It's not even open now. It's not even showing it. Now it's showing it. Your laptop is so slow, it takes three hours to jump up. No, it doesn't. Look.
Speaker: one of the most dangerous animals in the world in 2023. I don't know what's going on with my laptop. There's so much shit popping up right now. Yeah. Oh, no, I get that, too. Look at this. Look at this. Wait, we scroll down here. Here's a fucking list. Mosquitos, 750 ,000 humans. I don't think that's ever going to change. No, it's not because humans should be on there because
Speaker: we are um dogs and you know what an assassin bug is no you know what an assassin bug is there's those stink bugs oh really you know the bugs that we get up yeah i know what they are we get them here all the time they're they're habitants in latin america yeah they're we've got them all over the place up here too i didn't know that they were oh it's because they can uh number five is the indian saw scale
Speaker: That's a snake. Number six is scorpions with 5 ,000. That viper has 11 ,000. Number seven is a tiger with 1 ,000. A hip hop anonymous with 500 at number eight. Saltwater crocodilia at nine, 200 to 400. That's a huge margin. That is. And we're talking about animal killing humans. 200 to 400.
Speaker: And then number 10 is the Komodo dragon. And you have you heard of how Komodo's dragons kill? It's fucked up. They don't bite and then you die. They bite and then follow you until you die from all the crap in their mouths. No, it's they're called testi flies. She has TES is how it's spelled.
Speaker: testy flies. Testies fly. I don't care what the scientists say, or the smart people say. Here at Nonsense Go Nonsense, we call them testy flies. Yeah, testicular flies. Yeah, so what a promoter dragon does... Perhaps we should watch your balls. You start to get flies.
Speaker: What the Komodo dragon does is in their bite, they secrete a poison that doesn't necessarily don't kill you. However, it very slowly paralyzes you. Yeah. It paralyzes you. And then they track their blood. Yeah, I saw that episode of True Blood 2.
Speaker: Yeah. So, you know, I know this isn't even seen an episode of true blood, but it's you're, you're fully alive and very well. And you know exactly what the hell's happening to you, but there's not a whole lot you can do. You're just like, Oh, cause I'm getting eaten by a goddamn modern day dinosaur. Could be worse. Could be eaten by another dinosaur called a crocodile and he could be dragging me into the ocean or into the water and spinning me in circles. And then there's drown to me before he eats me.
Speaker: I don't the the the one that scares me is mosquitoes 725 what is it? What is it? What are you talking about? Is that a Scottish thing for balls? Yeah, but uh mosquitoes are yeah because they they carry they are diseases and West Nile virus and AIDS and and hippo Hepatitis and herpaphone can stifle us and
Speaker: You guys make fun of me for never leaving my house. This is why everything's outside trying to kill you Nothing's trying to kill you outside Jeff except for the cartel You know, I gotta say
Speaker: I think most of these deaths by mosquitoes and scorpions and snakes and stuff like that, that's got to be like 90 % Australia and Africa. You know what I mean? I don't know, man. When I lived in Charleston, we had Skeeters the size of fucking Volkswagen. Yeah, they'll sell your T -shirt and stretch it out. Yeah. You would think crocodiles would be higher.
Speaker: I was like, what the heck? I thought there was somebody at Jeff's house that was moaning and groaning and then I looked up and see me in the background. Balls, testicles, gonads, wrinkly brains, danglies, baubles, equal bullies. Again, I think you're more obsessed with balls than we are.
Speaker: Seems to be a little bit of a trend here I'm just saying if all these animals can kill you most of them are in Australia And hippopotamus, you know, they're there they don't hippopotamus can't swim They're so fat they just sink to the bottom and walk across bottom That hippopotamus will just drown you yeah, and they're fucking they're
Speaker: I wish I could push my hand down to all the pictures wishes his belly look like that too. Yeah, don't we all. At the end of the day. In my weird belly button that's.
Speaker: Um, yeah, no, I, I don't think they're fair. Well, in the, the Australian Outback, I'm just saying. I don't think there's tigers in Australia, is there? No, but they, tigers only kill about a hundred people a year. Jellyfish, man. Yeah. That fucking thing's nasty. That's a nasty fucking jellyfish. That would kill your ass in a heartbeat. What was it? Crocodile Dundee said the funnel weld spider kill a man in eight seconds.
Speaker: just by looking at him. You know what? I kind of believe it. It's Australia. Everything is trying to kill you. I'm out. I would like to go to Australia. Apparently it's not a good time to go during the, the, I guess it's called like the fly season. Well, they've also got down there in Australia. They've also got those spiders where they like, they'll like, it looks like fog. If you look out through the trees and everything.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm going to mention in the fucking spider that's like 10 foot by 10 foot. Yeah, it is like walk into your whole house. Occasionally we see tarantula is the size of my fist. But it's like, you know, I saw one the other day dragging a bird carcass across the fucking sidewalk as I was going to the store. Yeah, we don't need to see that.
Speaker: Um, I mean our, our viewership will go up. I'm just saying, but not the way we want to go viral. Yeah. Absolutely. Help our viewers. Let's be honest.
Speaker: But it's like cities are allowed on the show, but no dicks, you know, I saw a translate the other day. It was about the size of my fist, which is like half the size of yours. But still, I was like, Jesus Christ, that thing's massive. But I don't think it would have tried to attack me.
Speaker: We're like the daddy long legs in Australia. They're like, I'm waiting for you to fall asleep so I can eat you. Literally come in and throw you out of the house and take your whole ass family from you. I'm the husband now. My fucking baby. You know, that chick, you know, there's a wild dog comes in and steals your kid. And then you're like Toby Keith, you're driving by the house. That's my house.
Speaker: As much as I think Australia would be cool to go to, I kind of don't want to go. I think
Speaker: Like you said, I was also in Perth in Western Australia. I think it's worse over on the East Coast. I also think that it's kind of overhyped with the amount of how bad it really is over there.
Speaker: because, you know, if you're not there, all you see is, you know, kangaroos trying to drown dogs and, you know, shit like that and fucking giant spiders and there was a, there was a TV show where it was a renovation TV show where
Speaker: It was four couples each got an apartment building apartment in a building and they each renovated and that happened in australia And you know, I didn't see a single animal the entire show so I get it The cities are probably the safest place to go But if i'm going to australia, I want to go see the outback I'm that asshole. That's like I want to go see where crocodile deed was shot, you know My problem is i'll probably die
Speaker: because you know a dingo is still my kid and then me or me first because i'm smaller you know so i also think i also think much like the states you know oh yeah obviously you're gonna see i don't i don't i don't think you're gonna see the amounts of wild animals like kangaroos and
Speaker: and other dangerous animals and stuff like that in populated areas. You might occasionally see a bear in town or like if you live in some backwoods ass, middle of nowhere, fucking Montana town, you know, it's normal to see a bear walk down the street and everybody's like, oh, hey Frank, how's it going in Frank's life?
Speaker: You might see the like every 30 years, you might see like a **** bear and everybody's like, oh my god, there's a bearing down. That's weird. Frank, the bear. Frank, the you know, the bear, the asset, I'm going to kick. I'm going to call him Frank. Like, what up, Frank? Actually, something funny happened in Australia. Something funny happened in Australia a
Speaker: And I know this is your favorite subject. So Yeah, so a a company Tested something In Australia was like yes, it was a car. It was an EV versus a gasoline same version of the car BMW i7 which is the electric version and the BMW 7 series Which one do you think did better? the EV
Speaker: Actually the gasoline power car was cheaper to do this the 900 kilometers they did by almost $80 And they did it eight hours faster because of charging time Interesting So yeah, but dude people can literally charge a Tesla from a dead battery to a full battery if they go to one of those unless unless well the problem with some of those superchargers is if you
Speaker: if you mess up or you mildly crash the car, they can cut off your supercharger ability from the factory. They can be like, you no longer have a supercharger ability. You do realize if you crash a car and do the right amount of damage to a gas car, you can affect the abilities. I get that. I get it on the road anymore. But it's like, no, but there, I can't remember what it was. Uh,
Speaker: The one guy there's a guy on YouTube is his channel is called rich rebuilds he's he's all about buying wreck Tesla's and Rebuilding and make him look original and be original But he's spending about half the price that he wanted to go buy a Tesla because it was wrecked It's a salvage title. He cannot get supercharger ability on those cars, even though they've even replaced like the battery everything They will not give him supercharger ability
Speaker: So it takes him like nine hours to fucking charge his car. You don't think that's the thing? What's that? Well, they just take your supercharger ability away from you. It is. It is 100 % a thing. I mean, that'd be like if you record... Not out of random. Not random. It'd be like if I record a gas -powered car and they're like, oh, now you don't get cruise control. Well... Sorry, buddy. Oh, you like wrecking your car? Well, now you don't get heated seats.
Speaker: I just feel like this is like a I feel like this is another story about the Koreans during the Vietnam War getting attacked by alligators while they ran away from the world. In 2018, Tesla ended the perk of claiming it was unsustainable of having supercharging ability. They said it was unsustainable.
Speaker: So they removed it from all Teslas. There is no more supercharging. Literally just listening to April 24th, 2023 was on this was hosted. I was literally just listening to a radio show this morning where the host bought his 16 year old son to Tesla. I believe it's a 2020 or something like that. And because you have to take it to special even specialist,
Speaker: Even when your tires blown, when they picked the car up, the battery was almost dead and they went and plugged it in. I think it's 2020, 2021 Tesla, something like that. And they went and plugged it into a supercharger and it took like 45 minutes and it was full charge. Supercharging costs extra. So you can still do supercharging, but it does, it's costs. So the end of free supercharging on the model S model X and model Y and on December 31st, 2023.
Speaker: Got an answer for everything. Google has an answer. Just saying. But they do. They do. They can turn off. Why does Tesla turn off your supercharger? Power outages, maintenance or repairs, technical issues, charging equipment or connectivity issues. How long does it take to charge a Tesla from a dead battery to a full battery? I'm curious. Six to 12 hours. Wow. See?
Speaker: I was just curious. I don't, I don't have a plan. I, I, I don't, I don't see the benefit of owning a electric car. You get 44 miles per hour to a charge. Salvaged Teslas are banned for being supercharged. That's not bad. What's that like? Do you get 44 miles per hour charged?
Speaker: That's in peak conditions though. Oh, wait. And you can, and you can expect a fully charged battery between six and 12 hours after you believe that's what I'm saying. But I mean, if you get actually what the hell, hold on a second. Well, actually yesterday I saw a report that a lot of Tesla owners, because of weather, their Teslas wouldn't charge because it was too fucking cold.
Speaker: So if my Tesla takes 12 hours to get fully charged and I'm getting 44 miles per hour charged and I'm only getting 528 miles to a full charge on a good day, a good day. My car on a full tank of gas gets about 450, 460. Right. But
Speaker: you really don't sweat in me with that because you know i'm not getting much more out of it and that exactly and that also and let's be honest where does that electricity come from chris the burning of fossil fuels yeah not to mention that but i have to plug it into my house which makes my electric electric bill go up
Speaker: You know that at any time, if you need to, you can pull over and get gas.
Speaker: And if you stop somewhere to charge at a Tesla charger, it costs you more. What was the cost? What's the cost to charge a test? Like I'm getting 400 and some miles ish to a full tank of gas in my car. And you know, but how, how much does it affect it? Does it affect the battery in a Tesla? If you run the AC costs between 400 and $1 ,755 to charge a Tesla.
Speaker: Yeah. You're not really selling me. And how much is a, how much is a just, uh, just tell me, give me, give me a, give me the equivalent of, of my Equinox to a Tesla. What's the model X? Uh, what's that? No, I have to be brand new. Give me a 2020 Tesla model X. Okay. Hold on. It, it gave me a Mexico one. You asked.
Speaker: So, a 2023 is 79 grand. Call it 80 grand because it's 79 ,999. Let's see, what's I... Do they have like a base model or is that just... Well, yeah, that's the base model. If you get the plaid, which is like the three engine, three motor, zero to 60 and 20. I have a 20 -20. What's a 20 -20?
Speaker: They start Jesus the price of 2020 Model X starts at 81 grand up to 101 Ladies and gentlemen was in new ladies and gentlemen to use about a 2020 Chevy equinox With all the bells and so a 2020 Model X
Speaker: 50 grand. Okay. I bought a 2020 Chevy Equinox, you know, with the bells and whistles, the heated seats, the remote starts, the this to that and everything else used. I'm assuming much like that use 50 grand, huh? 50. So, uh, highest price of average 2020 model X costs 54 for 12. I paid 25 for my Equinox. Exactly.
Speaker: Exactly. Let's be honest. It's a it's the difference between buying the new balance and Nike's. And if I'm running low on fuel, I stop at a gas station. I've been I spend 30 seconds, put $20 in my gas tank and I'm good to go for another week opposed to six to 12 hours. Yeah.
Speaker: So the range of prices for the Model X 2020, $37 ,950 is the lowest one ever sold. The highest is 80 grand. Like you said, you'd be better with electric Volvo. Did they make an electric Volvo? That is insane. I don't...
Speaker: You can, yeah, don't get me wrong. The X model is cool because it's got gold wing doors in the back, but that's about the only thing cool about it. Jeff's going to move to France and he's going to come on the show after two weeks and he's going to have Volvo life tattooed right across his belly, like two pocket thug life tattooed. Volvo life. Yes. Yes, of course they do, for fuck's sakes, Jeff. What's that? What is it? Volvo.
Speaker: I'm not saying there's anything wrong with EVs. If you want an electric vehicle go in and get one. That's your thing. Look at that. The Volvo electric car. You know, I'm not mad at it. It's kind of it's kind of good looking, Chris. I got to say this. This is a good looking influence. Are you not an influencer, Jeff? I'm not even remotely. Let's be honest. Well, if you were an influencer, you would share your screen.
Speaker: It looks like it looks like the Mustang SUV thing, whatever the fuck you want to call it. It's it's what is it? The Mustang three or something like that? No, what? Oh, OK. Like you said, there's a new. It's 53 grand.
Speaker: for 2024. There's an electric XC60. That'll be her next car. So the XC40 is 53. So let's put the... I don't see it. Polestar. We have a totally different definition for a Polestar in America than you guys have in there. I'm just saying. Starting at 57 .9.
Speaker: for the XC 60 EV. Also, I'm going to say, I mean, how did you two had to be a fucking influencer, Jeff? You know, influencers do they share the screen? I'm going to I don't need to share my screen. I can save the picture. There it is. That's the XC 60 EV. Yeah. Looks like a total soccer bomb car. 100 percent. Looks like something a caron would drive.
Speaker: Personalized license plate that says let me talk to your manager. It's not a terrible car. It goes with the car when you buy it. You get that personalized plate when you buy the car. Let me speak to your manager. Yeah, comes with that bumper sticker. Yes, it's not. It doesn't have enough flash for me. It's it just looks cool. But most SUVs are kind of boring.
Speaker: They're not, they're not sexy. You know what I mean? Even, even like the Lamborghini Urus. Have you seen that? I'm not impressed. I'm not impressed. Look at the poll star, Jeff. Don't tell him to type that into his Google search bar. It's going to pull up something totally different.
Speaker: Rockstone. It better hurry up because I'm finishing this and we're wrapping. Yeah, agreed. So, okay. Clicked on the wrong one. But Chris, this is nice. Like, it's not my bag. There's not many things.
Speaker: You and Brian were getting **** hard ons for that weird **** **** pedophile van. I mean, it's alright. It's not my cup of tea. It looks kind of like a Jag. It looks like a Aston Martin you bought off a wish. I'm not mad at it. Let me say so. What's the price? One million dollars. Look at the **** Jeff.
Speaker: Spin it around. Let's look at that. How much is it? 50 grand. Starting price. Look at the back end. I'm looking, trying to find it. So Polestar was originally Volvo's racing division. Now they're all electric. Same with Volvo's too. The rear, Jesus, the rear end is nice. I'm not bad at it.
Speaker: That's a nice pass. You know what? I'm looking forward to getting my Chevy pickup truck. You know what? I get it. It's better for the environment. But is it really? Number one. Number two, I like the ability to
Speaker: charge my vehicle and 30 % agree. Definitely. It is the Tesla. I think the Tesla, it's like the iPhone thing, but you know, a lot of these car companies, you know, a lot of these car companies, you know, Ford, Chevy or, and Dodge are coming out with the EVs and you know, here in the state and
Speaker: they're a lot nicer than Tesla's. I want to punch you on the most. I like Elon Musk, but it like kind of a punching in his face because, bro. Like you have the market and you're creating the ugliest goddamn cars on the planet. Great. Elon Musk. Well, because you know, right now you know, the Ford's got the electric truck. Jeff was telling Jeff to pull a pole star, which is owned by global.
Speaker: Even Bobo's got a couple real nice tesla's are not tesla's Eevee's There's a Chevy Ford and Dodge have really cool looking Eevee's. Yeah, and all the tesla's just look like weird like spaceships. Well right now The look at the Tesla truck There's like a fucking weird box
Speaker: It is so that the new Ford Lightning, the, the, the platinum edition is 91 grand. It is electric, but right now the price is dropping because Ford is Ford Lightning, that Ford Lightning EV is sharp. It's sharp, but they can't sell them. Nobody's buying them. You can get them for like half off because nobody's buying them. Okay. But let's be honest.
Speaker: look at the the um um shit. God, why can't I not think of words today? The um fuck. Um the Rivian. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The um I can't think of the word but the people who are buying pickup trucks. Oh, the market.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I don't know if it's, I don't think that market's what I'm looking for, but yeah, you know, the people, so a lot of the people who are buying typically, typically people who buy pickup trucks are fucking, I'm going to buy a goddamn electric trip for, it's not going to pull my goddamn cow trailer down the room. Well, yeah. But I mean, like construction guys, they don't want to buy it fucking EVs because God forbid they won't be able to make it to fucking work or get, if you get the fucker stuck.
Speaker: Who says I can't make four by four EVs they do Well that that lightning you can get it in four -wheel drive And and it pull the train. Yeah You know, but the problem is this Anybody driven everybody's bought an electric RC car and
Speaker: and pulled something behind it, knows the battery goes faster, goes dead faster when you pull something behind it. Jeff, you know this is the car guy. If you throw on a trailer on the back of a truck and it's gas or diesel, your fuel goes down faster, compared to sub -hauls. So this is my problem. If you're hauling with an EV, you're hauling something down the road with an EV, and it takes 8 to 12 hours to charge,
Speaker: And you have to go, you know, from where you are to Nikki's pops house, you're not going to make it in a day. Well, according to the mileage, I would make it there in a day. Yeah. But you know, real world and what they put on stickers, do different things. You know, not if you're hauling something. Right. Okay. Well, I'm not, I'm using that as an example of where you would go, but if you're hauling something, you're going to use way more electricity.
Speaker: like you said, that most of the delivery vans here, Amazon, DPD, couriers, et cetera, are using a laser. But you also have to remember that the only one so far that's out there fucking their customers and taking the supercharger away from them and or a making them pay extra for the supercharger is Tesla. All these other companies you can pull up to enter and there's more and more
Speaker: super start supercharger stations out there where you can pull up and just like we can with gas and i'm on the infrastructure isn't there for EVs for everybody go buy a VB tomorrow not everybody's not not you know your farmers and your construction guys are not necessarily going to go buy EV right now agree agree they're they're they're creating the market and expanding the market and and as they grow and get better with
Speaker: Batteries and this and the other thing and the charging systems and and everything else I mean they've got the fucking new EV Ford pickup trucks and Chevy pickup trucks that That that if if your fucking power goes out you can literally run a cord out and plug your fucking house into it Yeah, and I did see that that is kind of cool But I my smile to do what BMW is doing
Speaker: BMW is developing a hydrogen powered car that runs on fucking water. Yeah. I don't like LP gas, you know, I know, like, I know, like one of my will not start one of my buildings, but it's on kind of the property where one of my buildings are. They've got like four super charging stations and literally anybody can pull up and
Speaker: And it's a, it's a, it's a gym rehab facility, whatever. I think it's owned by OSU, but there's like four to six charging stations and they're all superchargers. So like people will go in for an appointment and just plug in. Yeah. Whether they need it or not. You know what I mean? Uh, but like, and again, I think this is kind of, you know, where I was going with it. And like you said the same thing, if you're towing or hauling something regularly, you're probably not going to have an electric vehicle. Right.
Speaker: just like most people who currently tow anything regularly will buy diesel engines because of the torque. Same thing in place. Agreed. However, I had to work on them **** EBS was insane. Yeah. However, I gotta get for this one. I had an old **** ugly Ford F 250 that we hauled equipment on when I was a heavy equipment operator. One of my uncles bought a diesel powered dually that was ****
Speaker: two by two two by four. Why would you buy a dually that's two by four? All the time. Brand **** Oh, if I'm buying a dually, it's a four by four. Agreed. But the back of the brand new Chevy
Speaker: that would fucking beg for its mama if I put the skid steer and the mini excavator, the bobcat skid steer and mini excavator on the back of it. Meanwhile, I had this fucking old ass ugly ass four and two 50 diesel that you could put the bobcats, both bobcats on and the John Deere, you know, with the front loader and it would just
Speaker: All down the fucking like it ain't nothing. Well, apparently the the Dodge 3500 is the new ones You you could put a you know shit ton of weight behind it and it feels like it's not even there you know diesel diesel torque and and and for for for any brand
Speaker: Is is unheard of it's insane and especially nowadays it's getting better and better and The whole though I get the idea I get the concept of the Eevee I get it, you know, you're you're saving the planet blah blah blah but Welcome to nonsense go nonsense top gear edition. No, I get it but you know, but that's a good nonsense garage
Speaker: Yeah. But I get the, I get the draw of the EV for, for some people, you know, you know, like you're, you're not a car guy. You, you, you, you see a car. It's a vehicle. It's, it's, it's 0 .8 to 0 .8 B and I can listen to tunes on the way. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, you know, am I going to be comfortable? There's going to be where I need to go. I'm not saying I'm rushing out on the EV tomorrow, but you know, I do.
Speaker: But me, one of the one ads that has stuck with me for my whole life when it comes to cars, I saw it in a Super Chevy magazine and it said, it's metal, glass and rubber. Why do you care so much? And I was like, it's an impossible question to answer. For me, certain cars and trucks and SUVs, whatever it may be, some of them are rolling pieces of art.
Speaker: It's it's and yeah, there are there are people out there saying That a cars extension man's penis and blah blah blah but You know what? I buy my big fuck off Chevy. I'm putting on the back Yeah, but Really Hammond, you know what? I'm not mad at that. I Don't know it depends on that
Speaker: Is Clarkson ever bad? I never watched him. Clarkson is Kelly Clarkson. No, no, Jeremy Clarkson, Jeremy Clarkson. He's he's you know what? He is you. He's the big dumb animal. Let's be honest. Well, apparently every bearded duo on a planet, according to Brian, is my cousin. So he is the coolest one. He's he's actually he's actually my favorite.
Speaker: I'm Jeff's favorite. No, I think if you actually watch, go on to Prime Video and put on, they do these top gear specials where they drive across to Africa in cars they bought for like two grand. Jeremy Clarkson. He's got a TV show called Clarkson Farm. You will love it.
Speaker: Yes. Hamster Hammond. Yes. Yes. This guy looks like a full on fucking wanker. You would love him. He's constantly pulling jokes. Although his building ability is kind of like mine. Like he's like, that's good enough. Where you're like, let's lay out. Glick is more of the way Hammond builds.
Speaker: with a little bit of May in there, because he's laying out all his tools all night. I'm going to go on YouTube. And I'm just going to put in. Put in top gear, Jeremy Clarkson. I'm just going to put in best of Jeremy Clarkson. And I'm going to watch a video. Oh, we can do that here real quick. Well, I'm not going to watch it right now. I'll watch it while I'm taking this shit. OK. Yeah, I think you.
Speaker: Just put best of top gear because he's on every single season. But I don't care about people because you guys said that I'm Jeremy Clarkson. So that's all I care about. I just care about the guy that I am. Fair enough. Because it's all about me. But like I said, I get the concept of the E .V. I get the draw. I'm down. Will you ever. Will I ever buy an E .V.? Probably not. Maybe as a boy.
Speaker: You know, they got those EV dirt bikes. They're supposed to be insane. Well, they're not expensive. I know his name is going to possibly trigger or be a trigger warning, sensitivity warning, whatever. Smoke Smoke has an electric motorcycle.
Speaker: Okay. And you know, one time he was live on Instagram or something like that. And I was in there. I think I was, I think I was live with him on Instagram. This has been forever ago. Um,
Speaker: And he was talking about it. I was like, yeah, but what's an electric motorcycle look like? Is it real fucking douchey looking? Does it look like a fucking moped scooter type? He's like, no, bro, check this out. So he went down like he was in his house. Uh, and he went down into the garage. It was a sharp fucking bike. They're sharp. I mean, you know, 350 mile range or shit like that. And, you know, and zero to 60 in, you're there already. By the time you say 60, you're hitting it.
Speaker: So I'm not mad at it.
Speaker: So, his name is false advertising, huh? No smoke coming from the electric vehicle. But no, it was a short bike and I was like, oh yeah, I could totally. I would buy those. Because, you know, I'm not going to ride them obviously being here, you know, and I would just ride it to like work and back and maybe around town. It wouldn't be my main, it wouldn't be my main motorcycle either. It'd be my secondary or third. But that's what he said. And like I said, this was forever ago. He was like, bro, when you come out here to visit or whatever,
Speaker: He's like, I'll let you take it out. You know, I'm like, okay, cool. Saturday night, no smoke. No, but you know, it's, it's like, they, they got EV quads and shit. Yeah. You know, I can see, like I said, I would buy one if I can get one for like 10 grand.
Speaker: like an, like a used Tesla or something, buy one for 10 grand. And, you know, it'd be my, you know, I'm going to take this thing off road because it's just 10 grand and, you know, I want to see how well it does. Or, or be like, you know what, it's, you know, we're going somewhere fucking bougie. Let's take the Tesla, you know, something like that. But it's not going to be, it'll never be my main motor transportation ever. It'll always have a gas or diesel or,
Speaker: petrol powered vehicle period. Hey, like I said, I mean, I don't foresee my, but again, I don't know the future. I don't hold, I don't hold those cards in my hand. So I don't know. I'll be the one asshole if they outlaw petrol or gasoline. I'll be the one asshole making it like moonshine in my backyard. You know, I'm going to fuck them because what are they going to do? Try to thank the guy? You get to France. Apparently there's a lot of them, but it's not going to happen.
Speaker: You know, I found some badass MGs. He's gonna fit right in with them French fags. Fuck, I will. You already heard him say he's gonna be wearing a parade. Yeah. Anyways. Yeah, it's about that time. Jesus Christ. That EB Mustang is ugly.
Speaker: That's what he says every time he sees the boys walking down the street, or I only phrase that he's gonna live in France. So they'll be prancing down the street. Jeff's gonna be sitting on the sport. La la, boys. Right now. Hey, we in your mouth, man. Ford lost $36 ,000 on every EV it sold.
Speaker: Yeah, but Ford also like their shit's so overpriced. It's ridiculous. Well, they pulled the plug on EVs. Ford and Chevy and Dodge. I'm pulling the plug on EVs. Yeah, I don't know. But they're not going to be making them. Ford has stopped and now expected to produce an average of 1 ,600 electric pickup trucks in 2024. And then it is going to slow that to even less.
Speaker: There's nobody's buying them. Nobody's buying them. Uh -huh. What are you going to do? Like I said, their market isn't there for the typical EV drivers. You know what I mean? It's not there for the truck market, either. Yeah, it's not in the truck market. Not here in the States, anyways. Well, there are those assholes that have the pavement princesses that never see anything in the bed, either. Well, yeah, there's that. But I'm just saying, they're the ones buying the EVs.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. They're not something like you or me. We're like, just throw it in the back of the truck. We'll get it home. We're the kind of assholes that go to all people. We won't be able to do in Europe because there's a deadline for all vehicles to be electric. I think it's 2030. So they have to make them here. Yeah, but also the asshole that doesn't buy brand new cars. Yeah, but they're also saying that in the States, and I just don't think it'll fit. They're saying that in California.
Speaker: The infrastructure is not there. I think it'll be easier to fly over in Europe compared to the States. But they're saying the same thing in the States that they eventually are going to make everything electric. They don't have. I think they're putting all their eggs in one basket. I'm sorry. That's basically what it is. So Ford has plans to
Speaker: all electric vehicles in Europe by 3035 2435. According to Google. Everything Ford in Europe in 2035 will be electric. I mean, they literally just here in the States. They literally just came out with the Jeep Grand Wagoneer. These motherfuckers that are base model starts at almost $100 ,000 and they're everywhere.
Speaker: They're gorgeous. Well, they are gorgeous. You know, if you buy one that's loaded and everything like that, it's well over a hundred thousand. The transit EV is 150. Yeah. That EV Mustang is 270. Yeah. That's ridiculous. Like I said, I might buy one used for fun.
Speaker: But I'm also I'm also the asshole that doesn't buy brand -new cars ever I Buy used on purpose because I change everything There's that Yeah Come to the conclusion of not sensible nonsense garage
Speaker: I don't ever want to hear anything about me talking about football ever again. No, they're really not at the end of the day.
Speaker: Appreciate you, y 'all. I appreciate y 'all listening. I appreciate you guys hanging out. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show Wednesday night. Uh, a little addition here. We'll be back Saturday night with a brand new show, not only a brand new show, but a brand new open door challenge. When you guys can jump in and hang out with us, if you'd like, uh, partake in the conversation live on the air, if you're brave enough, I use that caveat, uh,
Speaker: Actually, no, fuck it. Most of y 'all are too pussy to come in here live at the end of the day. So yeah, let's be honest. Let's be honest. That is true. You actually know quite a bit more about cars than I, than, than I, than I, than I, um, gave you credit card. Yeah. Yeah. You, you knew quite a bit about cars.
Speaker: Uh, I don't ask questions because I'm so curious because I don't know. It's not like I'm just like, fuck it. Fuck car. Um, I'm so curious. I think, but, uh, anywho, we do appreciate y 'all listening. Hopefully, hopefully y 'all enjoyed the show replay of viewers. Thank you guys for listening to the replay as always. We'll drop this shield down with a little, uh, Chris Cornell with his acoustic version of, uh, Michael Jackson's Billy Jean.
Speaker: She was more like a beauty queen from movies screen Said don't mind but what do you mean? I am the one Who would dance on the floor and around
Speaker: She said, I ain't one who would dance on the floor and around She said her name was Billy Jean and she caused a scene When all her heads turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who would dance on the floor and around
Speaker: People always told me, be careful what you do Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts Mama always told me, be careful who you love Careful what you do before the lie Lie because the truth Billie Jean is not my lover
Speaker: She's just a girl, says that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one But the kid is not my son
Speaker: Forty days and forty nights the law was on its side Who can stand when she's in demand Her schemes and her plans Cause we danced on the floor and the round So take my strong advice Remember to always think twice Do think twice
Speaker: She told my baby that we danced till three and she looked at me She showed a photo of my baby crying his eyes were like mine Cause we danced on the floor and the rhymes People always told me be careful what you do Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
Speaker: They just stood right by me The smell of sweet perfume Has happened much too soon They called me to the room Hey! Billie Jean is not my lover
Speaker: She's just a girl who says that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one But the kid is not my son So take my strong advice
Speaker: And remember to always think twice Don't think twice! Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Yeah, it was an awesome show. We're pretty bad for driving it. I guess that's the first story. Alright, alright, alright. Here's to much.
Speaker: I know. I know. We're awesome. The champ was here with you guys. Oh, wow. That was too much. That was too much. I mean, I don't think we deserve all that applause, but you know, we do do a pretty good podcast around here. I did find something during that song that I got to know. You'll get a kick out of this.
Speaker: I was looking for something that said like car talk or something like that and that popped up and I was like, oh, I got it. Yeah, totally worth it. Totally worth it. Good night. Shutters box. Appreciate y 'all being up in here. Tim was here tonight. Like he was here tonight. Who else was in the shutters box? Benji was here. Benji was sending me stuff. Benji was not here. Vicki was here.
Speaker: Yeah, I think that was it. Uh, you know, they were the only brave ones. They were the only brave souls. It's not that we do the show too late because well, I know that's a lie, but anyways, appreciate y 'all. So we'll see you Saturday night with a brand new episode. Like I said, it is another open door challenge. Don't forget. And also Friday night, if you want to tune in right here, same bat channel, different bat show, different bat time, same Batman.
Speaker: I was going to say, yeah, I don't know where I was going with that. I kind of lost my train of thought like, yeah, in my head, like in my head, it was great, but then it just kind of faded out. But anyways, Friday night right here on the Nonsense Go Nonsense Network clicks out some music. I don't know what I'm doing yet. I know for sure I'm not going to do another 90s country. However, we're going to have just as much fun. You guys can hang out with me Friday, Saturday night. You can hang out with us with an open door challenge.
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Speaker: And I think that's about everything. With that being said, we don't get to do this very often anymore. Jeffrey. Let them know. Deuces. Peace out. Eight down down. My dick's huge and I like to eat pussy. That's why women cheat on me. Totally makes sense. Totally makes sense. It makes about as much sense as during Vietnam War, the Koreans taking an island and
Speaker: Then the British Royal Navy coming over and then the Koreans get eaten by a couple crackers. Oops, sorry about that. No, with that being said, ladies and gentlemen, life gets hard. When life gets tough and you find yourself at the crossroads of life and you don't know what the hell you're doing and you don't know where you're going, might I suggest you ask yourself?
Speaker: five little words, five simple letters, WW and ND. What would nonsensical nonsense do and do the opposite? Would that be a said ladies and gentlemen? Be good. Be good at it.
