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👹Introducing The Gay Ali Baba Show 👹 [VIDEO] image

👹Introducing The Gay Ali Baba Show 👹 [VIDEO]

The Gay Ali Baba Show
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Everything you need to know about the show and its nature.

You can, however, know about the team behind it on GayAliBaba.com/about

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Introduction to the Gay Ali Baba Show

00:00:00
Speaker
Welcome to the Gay Ali Baba Show, which is a passion project by me and some other non-conformist friends. Ergo, this show is going to be exciting.
00:00:14
Speaker
exceptionally limit which is a sophisticated word for being offensive, rude, obnoxious, inflammatory, antagonizing and a shit-stirring show. However, let me introduce myself first.
00:00:36
Speaker
As you can tell from my very perfect, smooth English accent, I am from the Middle East. The land of the towel heads and the sand knickers. And if you're an Arab and you don't like that I'm saying that,
00:00:53
Speaker
What you can do is go and drink camel's urine like your prophet used to do.

Identity and Critique of Islam

00:01:00
Speaker
So yeah, my name is Ali and I am in my 40s, which means I am Baba, like Daddy in English, and I am gay.
00:01:12
Speaker
very very gay fucking sloping cummy holes gay. It can't get gayer than that. Which means according to Islam and the Quran, I am a transgressor. man Not a transgender, but a transgressor. And I should be beheaded or burnt alive or buried alive.
00:01:39
Speaker
or stoned to death, or pushed from a high place like a rooftop or a hill or something like this, or a mixture of all those things. You know how Muslims and Islams are very colorful and vivid when it comes to killing and blood and death. And some Muslims are going to deny all this and they will tell you, oh no, that doesn't happen at all in the Middle East. They are liars.
00:02:07
Speaker
just to save face among all Islamic countries whether in the Middle East or some Asian Islamic countries this still happens I mean so it's different from a country to another and some countries they would take them to jail but then they will rape them and beat them and treat them really horribly in prison and i made a video called why islam killed the gays you can check it on my channel and to make matters worse i'm not just gay only but i'm also ex-muslim an apostate which means my blood is halal
00:02:52
Speaker
not halal for you to drink, but halal for the Muslims to spill. In case you don't know, Islam is not a religion that respects individual choices and personal freedom.
00:03:07
Speaker
And anyone tells you otherwise they are liars again just to save face. If Islam truly respect human beings, why would it slaughter anyone who decides that they want to leave Islam and believe in something else? Doesn't make sense. However, let's not digress.

Personal Background and Beliefs

00:03:31
Speaker
I am a doctor. I have a PhD in psychology, which means if you ever need an advice from a random person on the internet that you don't know, I am your guy. I'm also a philanthropist, but I never ever talk about my good deeds because as they say, let my right hand know what thy left hand Doeth. It is very important. On the other hand, I am an ex-hoker. A retired male prostitute. But not a skanky kind. You know, I used to be a tart with a heart. I am also a convicted criminal and proud of it. Not ashamed.
00:04:23
Speaker
I am and on a personal level, I am a widower, I married three times. Two times I divorced them, but the third one, my third spouse died. But I promise you, I wasn't the one that killed my spouse. That wasn't why I was convicted. That's another story. I'm also a dog lover, but not in a kinky way. I find that dogs are angels on this planet.
00:04:52
Speaker
I mean, my dog, she is the love of my life. She made me a better human being. And she is my reason to be. I'm also autistic. So yes, and and that's why I love making videos. So I can talk at you, but I don't have to deal back with people talking back at me. It's very good. And at last but not least, I am a weed enthusiast. I love, love weed. I love getting stoned every day.
00:05:24
Speaker
unless I cannot do it anymore like before because I lost so much weight recently and I don't want to balloon again when you smoke weed you get the munchies and you become lazy so now I just like once a week but you know when I'm older in my 70s okay I'm going to go back sleep smoking week every day you know I always say when it's your time to go go with a bang Now, I am very certain that the gay Muslim Arabs who are watching this video are going to say, Oh my God! Ooh la la, Manu! What are you saying? You're an animal! You're a savage! I'm so stressed out right now!
00:06:15
Speaker
Because of you, people will have the wrong idea about Arabs and Muslims. You are promoting Islamophobia. And why do you have to be so vulgar? What's with the accent? You are promoting ah very negative stereotypes about us Arabs and Muslims.
00:06:40
Speaker
First, let me introduce myself.

Felix Fanny's Perspective

00:06:43
Speaker
My name is Felix Fanny. Felix Fanny is not my Arabic name, but it is the literal translation and meaning of my Arabic name. I am Muslim, Arab, gay man. Yes, I'm saying man. I identify as a cis man, very masculine and butch. He, him. And I am a top. I'm not a bottom. I never bottom. I am a top. I've never seen a penis in my whole life. Even my penis, I don't know what it looks like. That's how much of a top.
00:07:25
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I am and I'm proud to be Muslim. I love my religion Islam and I love the Quran and I love the Prophet Muhammad and I would defend Islam with my blood and I support Hamas. I support Hamas and the destruction and the killing of all the Jews and it's okay because the Prophet Muhammad May peace be upon him, he once said. The last hour and the end of world would not come unless the Muslims will fight against all the Jews and Muslim would kill them all until the Jews would hide behind a rock or a tree.
00:08:15
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And the rock or the tree would say, oh Muslims, servants of Allah, there is this there is a Jew hiding behind me, come and kill him. Yes, the end of the world will be by the genocide and the destruction of all the Jews on the planet. Isn't this amazing? This is why, and this is why it is not considered genocide.
00:08:42
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We prophesize of killing all the Jews. That's okay because it is Islam. It is the Word of God and the Prophet. But what? What Israel is doing is genocide. Defending themselves from the constant danger is genocide. I am pro-Palestine. I am pro-Hames. I am pro-anything Islam and anti-anything Jew. And I know you must be wondering how I reconcile between being gay and being Muslim. It's very easy.
00:09:21
Speaker
Gays are different from the people of Sodom and Gomorrah. The people of Sodom and Gomorrah were street robbers, were killers. They did all sorts of debauchery and horrible things. But we gays, we queers, we are cute and sweet. We don't hurt anyone. We promote equality. and justice to all and we only have sex out of love and relationships and commitment not out of lust and debauchery and this is why I will go to heaven God will never punish me for being homosexual you see we gays and queers we like to have anal sex
00:10:09
Speaker
swallow semen, take drugs, drink piss, rim butt holes, have sex in the streets and in the parks in the public bathrooms, but as long as you do it out of love and not out of lust, you will never ever go to hell. I am proud to be Muslim and abide with Islam.
00:10:33
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I even don't eat pork. I mean, I eat buttholes where the shit comes out of wrong daily, but I never eat pork. Oh, it's disgusting. May Allah protect me from that filth. But eating buttholes out of love, it's okay and it is much cleaner than eating pork.
00:10:55
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this is very true this is how gay muslim arab think it is very retarded yes i still retarded don't get your panties twisted in a bunch gay muslim arabs they think that if they only have sex because of love and not because of lust then Allah is not going to frown upon them and they also have some of them they do something called soft sex so they would do everything but not anal sex so if they like to drink piss they will drink piss if they like to you know eat out dirty sweaty buttholes and sweaty feet they would do that but as long as there is no anal then Allah
00:11:41
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is not going to frown upon them. it is like It's like Regina Georges from the movie Mean Girls when she says, I was half a virgin when I met him. Or like those Christian freaks who put chastity rings but then they go to get fucked up the ass in order to you know to keep their virginity. It's a very fucked up mentality.
00:12:03
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Furthermore, to say that Arabs don't have my my accent, that this is very wrong. Yes, there are Arabs who have a very, very, very good English accent, okay? But most of us don't. I mean, personally, I i don't think there is any issue with my accent. I i i think my accent is perfect and smooth and very understandable. This is the most important thing.
00:12:30
Speaker
So yes but you know the Arab Islamic mentality they want you to change everything about you in order for them to be happy. So if one day Muslims and Arabs decided that they don't like oxygen then the rest of us should just drop dead. Now I know that Muslims who are watching this video are going to say
00:12:57
Speaker
You don't know who we are. You don't know where we are. And you will not see us coming. Because Allah said in the Holy Quran,
00:13:11
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When you meet the disbelievers strike their necks until you have thoroughly subdued them and then bind them firmly. Everything you say is Islamophobia.
00:13:29
Speaker
We will shut you down. You are all the wood fire of hell. This is the thing about Muslims. There is something eachch itching and eating up on their buttholes like bugs or something. That is why they are so uptight. Everything for them is Islamophobia.
00:13:52
Speaker
If you say I disagree with Islam, you're an Islamophobic. If you say I don't agree with marrying and having sex with underage girls who haven't even reached puberty, you're an Islamophobic. If you say I'm not comfortable to beat up my wife because she's not in the mood to have sex with me tonight, you're an Islamophobic. But the thing is, listen,
00:14:21
Speaker
I don't spread hate. um I don't let people go and insult and and attack Muslims. Everything I say is factual and it is true. And they hate it when when when you say these things because they feel ashamed and embarrassed. And if they are going to threaten to kill me or my friends, well, you know what? Come at me. I would like to see you try.
00:14:46
Speaker
I have a license to carry a gun and I haven't used it for a while. So please give me a reason to use it again. It will be my pleasure.

Show Topics and Themes

00:14:57
Speaker
Here on the show we're going to talk about very different things.
00:15:03
Speaker
politics, religion, sex, love and relationships, psychology, self-development, nutrition, health, music, art, comedy, ah reactions, reviews, all sorts of different things that we hear on the show we are passionate about. Therefore, I want to say hello to everybody in the Middle East that are going to watch the video. Hello my beautiful towel heads and my precious sand niggers.
00:15:33
Speaker
and to our yellow little friends in Asia. kunichiwa aucass hi how day so sa And to the beautiful, devegious Negro race, O Lord, the Lord, the Lord, the Lord, You know what they say, once you go black, you will never quit crack. And to all the Caucasians out there, hail white supremacy! And to all the females, let's bring down the patriarchy!
00:16:09
Speaker
and to all the Jews out there my heart goes out to you I support you and anyone who is pro-palestine whether they are Arabs or Westerners or Asians they never read anything about history on the other hand have you ever had a rim job from a Jewish guy it's a whole different level you know Jewish people have big noses like beaks so when a Jewish guy is giving you a rain job his nose will be poking your hole at the same time it feels very very good you should try it and to all the gays out there listen it is 2024
00:16:51
Speaker
If you're still obsessed about who is top and who is bottom and all that crap, that only means that you are sexually retarded and your sexual being is taunted to the size of a teaspoon. On the other hand, let's all get together.
00:17:11
Speaker
and paint the town brown. And to all the Christians out there, please stop putting rainbow flags in churches. Why do you have to sho to shove people's sexual orientation to everyone's face. If you want to promote awareness, equality and and tolerance, you should do it for everyone, not just for the rainbow community. You know, and for the elderly, people with special needs, people with mental health issues, cancer, diabetes, all sorts of different minorities that we don't care about or don't know anything about.
00:17:51
Speaker
It doesn't have to be rainbow all the time. And to all the Muslims out there, we will not stop disrespecting you. We will not stop making fun of you. And we will never stop raising awareness to show people what truly Islam

Conclusion and Farewell

00:18:08
Speaker
is. It's a cancer on this on this planet. And this is not Islamophobia. Everything I say is factual. a fact I'm not not making anything up.
00:18:20
Speaker
I grew up in the Middle East. I know everything. The Quran describes every non-Muslim as filthy, pigs, monkeys, worst of all evil and much more other horrible stuff. Why do you want me to respect a religion and a book that insult me? Why do you want me to respect a religion that wants to kill me?
00:18:42
Speaker
Of course not. And I know that you agree with that principle. And now we have reached the end of this welcoming video. If you get offended by anything I say, go and talk to my Chinese friend Sumi. And I hope you are all having a great day. And I'm sure you're going to see me soon on another videos. Bye bye for now.