Nonsensical Nonsense 101 Lets go back in time shall we

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Speaker: What's going on everybody? Happy Saturday. Welcome to a brand new episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense. Hopefully you guys have had a good weekend so far. I'm slick as always. We'll bring the guys up here in just a few minutes. Let me rattle off the nonsense I gotta go for. If you're not already, make sure you guys give us a follow on all social media at Nonsenseical Nonsense.

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Speaker: God damn dude, if you don't look like Nick Cage in the movie I was just watching, I swear to God. What'd you watch? This movie called Joe.

Speaker: I have not seen it. I gotta say there's so many decades movie out there to actually Track them all There's a surprise that stuff in his face

Speaker: You know, you know, you only have about two weeks, about two and a half weeks to have your abs, your six pack abs, that you were supposed to have by April 16th. Mr. Big Shot, Mr. Money, Mr. Put Your Money On It, Mr. I Can Do Anything I Want In A Month, Mr. Bet Me, Mr. Try Me, Mr. I Wish A Motherfucker Would. Yeah, where's the abs at? Mr. Fucker out and find out.

Speaker: I was listening to that episode yesterday. Last night I was out doing some door dashing.

Speaker: And it came with that, and I totally forgot about that conversation. It came up and I was like, oh hell, oh hell, I forgot about that. I'm going to get Tony's ass tomorrow. I do have a calendar reminder. So when, when it comes to the day, we'll, we'll actually, it will pop up in my computer and I'm like, oh shit, Tony's supposed to be having a six pack today. Yeah. And that does not mean a six pack of, of, you know, beer. So. Yeah. Right. That's the case. I got one already. I forgot about that.

Speaker: Well, I started watching I watched the I finally got around to it just because I

Speaker: of the simple fact that I just haven't had time. But I watched that Six Underground, the Ryan Reynolds movie on Netflix. That was a good movie. That was a good movie. That movie came out like three years ago. Oh, yeah. It take it two, not 20 years ago. This is like a year ago. I said three. I said three. Oh, OK. Well, anyways, I hadn't gotten around to it just because the concept didn't make sense to me on the trailers. But it wasn't terrible. Three years ago, it came out in 2019. It was a little hard to follow.

Speaker: I thought it was 2020. It's a little all over the place. Yeah, because I was going to say, that was one of the first movies that I watched when I moved into this apartment. All I know is the first, like the backstory for each character was just kind of all over the place. And I was like, what's happening? Yeah, the whole movie is a little all over the place. So you got to really. But it was decent. It wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. When you watched The Old Guard with Charlize Theron. I loved it. Jesus. It would have been better as a TV show, though.

Speaker: That was it would have been so much better as a series Just like that movie was that that Will Smith the ogre movie the bright

Speaker: Yeah, but it would have been way better as a series because they tried to pack so much into the two hours that, you know, if they would have done a series and done like even 10 episodes, like a mini series, they would have able to expand so much more on the backstory and how everything goes. Yeah, they might make it like a trilogy.

Speaker: They said they were going to make a sequel or something. Hey Jeff, take a cloth or something and wipe your camera off. You are blurry as fuck. Use your fucking thumb and smudge it even more.

Speaker: So I do Tony's forehead. No, I started watching Joe tonight. I was like, I'll just put this on in the background. Nick Cage movie, kind of like a drama or whatever. I didn't know what the description did not do it justice. The next thing I know, I was sucked right into it. Netflix are terrible for something. This was on HBO Max. But it's a good movie. It's got the kid in it. It's older. It's from about nine years ago.

Speaker: Yeah, you right now the the crazy -ass hair and your beard because he's got a full beard in that movie You're rocking Nick Cage in that movie right now But it's also got the kid that plays the flash in Justice League in it I want to see that movie where

Speaker: I can't remember, I believe it's Nick Cage, where he's hired by a rich guy to go to his island. Oh, that's a new movie that's getting ready to come out. Yeah, I'm waiting to see that one. I like the premise on this movie, Joe. I like what it says. That's a good little... Yeah, it's actually really good. I watched that, yes. It was really good. I've got like 25 minutes left in the movie, but it's really good so far.

Speaker: Well, my son downloaded some demos of video games. And we're sitting here playing Resident Evil 2. And you're a cop at a police station in the demo. Yeah, you're in Raccoon City.

Speaker: And I shit you not dude. You're in the dark and all of a sudden something I opened up a fucking locker and some fucking zombie came out. I'm a shit myself It was kind of cool that that mood that video came out originally or that video game came out years and years and years ago, yeah, but I remember playing that for the first time in the late 90s, right

Speaker: Yeah. I want to say it came out like right around the time we got out of high school, like early 2000s. We demo for the new one. And we went through the new one. And then I looked at the price and I was like, yeah, I mean, I get a new one when they're on the farmhouse.

Speaker: I don't know. All I know is... It's like a Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Yeah, kind of thing. Yeah. Well, no, they were in the city. And you play a female in the demo anyways. I forget. Let me ask Kevin. Kevin! It was probably just the remastered version of Resident Evil 2.

Speaker: I told you guys, I watched that new Resident Evil movie. It was actually pretty good. Was it good? I was going to ask. It was really cool. And what was really cool about the movie was the set design. And the movie, they kept it to the storyline of Resident Evil where the police station and you knew at the exact moment when certain zombies were going to show up and stuff.

Speaker: So, um, but yeah, they did a really good job on, on keeping it true to the video game for, for, for that movie. I liked it. I mean, other people may not like it. It's not like the, uh, it's not like the other series, which I liked the other one with, uh, Mila Jovovich and I liked that whole, all those movies, but this is more true to the original movie. She is so damn fine to me. She's got a, she's got a, she does have a, uh, an attractiveness to her and I don't really know what it is.

Speaker: I don't know, maybe just because she's a badass. I don't know, because she plays a badass in everything. I thought she was phenomenal in Joan of Arc. And then she was the evil she had me. She had me off of Resident Evil. And then she did a Silent Hill, too, I think. I think that was her. No, no, she was in Silent Hill. She was in Fifth Element. Yeah. But, uh. Y 'all got to excuse me, but I'm hungry. This is my second meal of the day.

Speaker: Like you don't have all day to eat I got another hour before I can eat Okay cameras on I can eat Well, that actually that actually is a nice little full circle I have a

Speaker: What would you do situation here? I'm gonna I'm gonna If you don't get a cloth or a paper towel or something and wipe your camera My OCD is gonna drive me crazy all fucking night So

Speaker: That's cause you're the man. That was your fault. I didn't know he was kidding. No one gets just ran. It sounded like he just put it on his mic and was just like, let me just cover my camera and just put this on the mic real quick. So I have a, I have a, a situation that I was talking with a friend of mine about and, uh,

Speaker: You have friends beside us? I know, right? It's crazy, right? He just bothers people on the streets. And I actually, I just bother the neighbors.

Speaker: um my question is this he's the crazy white guy as as two divorced gentlemen and and you know i don't you know i i don't have exes since i've had kids but if you were dating if you were dating somebody after your divorce and then you broke up with the newest and moved on and your ex

Speaker: not your ex -wife, your ex -girlfriend, texted your kids with pictures and all this stupid shit, what would you do? Pictures of what? Oh, um, oh, look what my new boyfriend bought me and, and, uh, look what my new boyfriend and I, to the kids. Not to you, to the kids. What would you do? Close the Bible, close the Bible to ask God to turn around for a second. That's disrespectful, that's disrespectful.

Speaker: Yeah. I agree. No, I agree. I never said that. That conversation went. They should feel in contact with the kids. That's boot sash. Exactly. It was a real, hey, look how much better I am now that I'm not with your pops. And I want to make sure that that's what it is. That's what I want to make sure. That's basically what it was. Disrespectful. Because my buddy down the street here, he's telling me this. I'm like, dude.

Speaker: That's fucked up. Thank you, Jody. You know exactly what I mean. It's totally disrespectful. And they called us as cops and they were like, listen, my girlfriend doing it, my girlfriend doing it, we'll be back. It's totally disrespectful. And like I said, it's 100 % a cause to get boots to asses. You know, you and your new little fling, your flavor of the moment.

Speaker: You should definitely be getting your heads kicked in. Well, you can't be mad at a new flavor yet. A new flavor ain't gonna do with it. He's the one showing off. He's the one showing off. Yes, but here's the problem with it being an ex. Now, it would be one thing if it was a male ex. If you have that problem, that's your deal. But if it's a female ex, you can't really go up there and punch her in the face.

Speaker: It's 2022. It's all about equality. That's the other thing. I mean, you can always grab a wig and be like, oh, I identify as a woman now. Now I'm going to be trash. It's 2022. These are equal opportunity face smashers. Equal opportunity ass whipping.

Speaker: But at the end of the day, would you not, would you not go up to her new fling? Like, listen, you need to control your, your woman. I ain't going to tell him shit. No, no, I'm going to beat, I'm going to beat his ass and then be like, Hey, thank her for this. You may not know what this is for, but she does because she's a dirty whore. He's got nothing with it. She did this action.

Speaker: Unless he told her to do it, he's got nothing to do with this. Now, if he wanted to be an ass and be like, show this off from the kids to piss him off and I want to see what he's going to do, he got to come. Yeah. Now, not every man does that. We also need to be clear about that. Not every man does that. But if she's being spiteful to the kids, your sister, your aunt, your grandfathers, your grandparents, go on call yourself. It's incredibly disrespectful to do that to your kids.

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, it's literally, it's literally like, look what I and my new boyfriend bought me. It's not like she's posting this stuff on social media. I'm talking straight up like direct messages and voice and, and Snapchats and shit is what my buddy was telling me. That's incredibly shitty. That's fucked up. Part of my friend is a petty bitch. That's a petty bitch. Well, that's exactly what I was going to say. It sounds like a really petty bitch. Uh, and also on top of it, like, was your buddy's kids close with her?

Speaker: Or were they like pretty close? Well, no, I mean they were like she was over all the time. I've met this woman You know, I've actually seen her in the compound and you know, I was like dude that's fucked up I mean she dumped you because she felt like she needed something more and and Now she's texting and messing your kids to the point where the kids were like, yeah, we don't like it I was like that's fucked up

Speaker: Like she's texting. I'm like, my new boyfriend brought me flowers today. And now we're going to go ahead and get this to where it's supposed to be. The kids say they're not comfortable with this and she's still there doing it. You don't like it? Yeah. Y 'all go ahead and handle y 'all business. I ain't going to say.

Speaker: I can't be one of you. I mean, did he like message her or tell her, hey, stop contacting my kids and everything? That's what I told him. What's going on, little man? Hey, there he is. What's up, buddy? We haven't seen him in a while. How's he been? He's here for the weekend. He's here for the weekend. But yeah, that's what I was curious. Did he text her and tell her, hey, stop contacting my kids? I said, hey, first thing you need to do

Speaker: because the law here in Mexico is different. I said, the first thing you need to do is tell her to stop. And if she continues to persist, have the kids screenshot that shit. He said, well, if they screenshot Snapchat, they're going to know. I said, there's two kids. They both got phones.

Speaker: shoot the phone with the other phone that way the person sending shit doesn't know that way you have copies and then you can go to the authorities and be like this is technically harassment and you know being the fact that these kids are minors

Speaker: Yeah, I would think it would be even worse. But yeah, like I said, at the end of the day, it seems like she's just being really fucking petty and just being a bitch, just to be a bitch and try to... Exactly. It almost sounds like she's trying to still get at him, but go through the kids to get at him. Where she's literally saying, oh, don't tell your dad, quote unquote, but look what our new boyfriend bought me.

Speaker: And it's like, why the fuck do I care? The only thing I got to say right now is I don't know her side of the story. And that's why I'm being quiet, because my first emotion might not have been the best. Well, she dumped him. You are absolutely correct. She dumped him for another dude. Why did she dump him? For the simple fact he didn't make enough money. And the dude's got two jobs. I know the dude first. Do we really have to go here with this one?

Speaker: I know. This is nonsensical nonsense. We can say what people want to say. But gentlemen, do we really want to go here with this one? I'm just saying. Oh, my dear. Well, it's not just women that do that. I mean, men are just as dirty. Thank you. I had something pop into my head while you were trying to control myself. Saying all that.

Speaker: It's funny because, you know, people like that, that do others so incredibly dirty. I sent you evidence on Snapchat, what he sent me. Check your snap. I sent both of you guys so you could be able to see it. Check your snapchat. But this goes two ways. This is for men and women. This is a damn move.

Speaker: The ones that do somebody the dirtiest and they want to turn around and play the fucking, play the fucking victim. Like that just blows my mind about people. Like, how are you going to do somebody so goddamn dirty and then run their name into the ground and act like you didn't do anything wrong and play the victim? Exactly. That just like, you don't, you don't get, you don't get that, uh, you don't get that privilege anymore because you're the scumbag.

Speaker: And I'm not speaking on one person or anything like that. I'm just saying in general, actually, what that means. But now, like I said, well. You say you don't quit. Here's my thing. Women have dumped me for not having enough money. I know this happens. Women have dumped me for going to work too much. I know this happens. You do not go to the kids like that.

Speaker: Right. And I'm going to tell you that as a man, I don't give a damn man or a woman. Some people will face that charge. You don't play with the kids, y 'all. Y 'all fucking up. Y 'all doing too much shit with the internet. You sending pictures to the kids. That's Petty. That's Petty. We can't have that. We can't have that, honestly, y 'all.

Speaker: It's it's it's completely like As I said, you know, I was talking to the kids and the kids they were extremely uncomfortable Let me out let me let me let me be clear y 'all when you start miss your say it's what you mess with children You can make enemies unite in one to whip your ass exactly. That's not smart. I

Speaker: Everybody up there that is not smart when you can make enemies get on the same side The moment that you know, you're your your neighbor's kids or your buddy's kids or whatever they they started feeling uncomfortable with it You know, it should have never happened in a fresh place your grown ass She is or he is or whatever the case is for you. They're a grown -ass adult

Speaker: You know better. You know what you're doing. You know better. And you know exactly what you're doing. Just being childish and petty. And the ass whooping that will eventually come to you down the road. Because Karma is a bitch. I don't mean a physical ass whooping for this person. Or your buddy's ex -girlfriend. It could be anything. Because right now it's minor. From my understanding, she's had a stop.

Speaker: But so for that karma, she might get a couple of flat tires or, you know, or, you know, be a minor car accident. I hope your brakes fail like a logical terrible floating around Earth faster and harder than COVID. I'm scared of karma because karma has hit me. I would be the next person up here because I ain't trying to face her no more. Karma is damn near worse than my mother.

Speaker: Cereal yogurt, yeah

Speaker: When you bring kids into the fold, I don't think people understand. There are folks that do not get along with each other, will not talk to each other, can't stand each other, don't want to be around each other. But when kids come in, they start coming together. You don't want to cross that line in life.

Speaker: There are animals who will go after you for messing with miners. And every now and then, mammals and animals will be the same for defenses. Speaking of miners, I saw something in the news. And I think it was in Georgia is where this happened. I'm not 100 % sure. But a man is now in court.

Speaker: Because not only did he kill a pedophile, but he made the man dig his own grave. And he is in court over it right now. You say a jibby court? Yeah. Oh, he's about to be free. Exactly. And it just goes to show you, not all heroes wear capes. Some carry a shovel. But I saw that, and I was like, oh, snap. What I would ask when our king sees, was he a confirmed pedophile or an accused pedophile?

Speaker: Confirmed because it was the guy's son Was he caught in act did the Sun testify against this guy? See what I'm asking, man In the email I read article I read was

Speaker: that this person had already been convicted multiple times. And one of his convictions was on the son of the guy that killed him. I mean, what's a jury to do? Look the other way. Applaud the man. A bit of metal on his chest.

Speaker: What's a jury to do? It's like that guy in Texas that caught a dude messing with his kid and he killed him. And he put him in front of a jury. Jury, let him go. Well, there was the three boys out in Texas or Oklahoma or whatever just a couple weeks ago that their stepdad was molesting their little baby sister and they drug his ass out. They beat him to death. Not a single one of those boys are going to face the church. No. I don't know. No. I did find some thinking of Texas. Chris, I found a reason for you to like Texas.

Speaker: Besides that story. I've got a few. You're buying that hard to believe. There is a law in Texas. Well, Jeffrey, before you say anything, you said that you found a reason why I would like Texas.

Speaker: You are fake news. Let me go ahead and redefine my statement when it comes to you liking Texas.

Speaker: If you were under... If you were under 21... If you were under 21 in Texas, it's not... If you were under 21 in Texas, it's not... If you were under 21 in Texas, it's not... Oh shit, that was funny. Oh, that is awesome.

Speaker: it is not illegal for a minor to drink alcohol in a restaurant as long as their parents are there and can prove that their parents the restaurant doesn't have to serve them it is up to the restaurant's discretion but it is not against the law

Speaker: I'm gonna be like, hey, my six -year -old wants a beer, but you know. I think there's something like that in Ohio, where there used to be back in the day, as long as you were older than 16 or 17, your parents could give you beer. Private property, too. Private property, as well. Because that's why all the kangers ended up at my house. Well, I don't know how that law helps me now that I'm 40 years old. That's why I said. You get a taste of that shit. Don't ask for no more. That's how the grown men around me's treatment. I was a young man.

Speaker: This is ridiculous. No, you ain't getting no more. That's exactly what it was. So that's what you got to do with you. Really? Oh, no. I always play the game. You're still on my shit list, Texas. When I went around the campfire, we would have a cooler beer. And my cousins and I always played the same game at the family reunion. Dad, do you need another beer? OK, I'll get it. And open it for them and drink about half of it before you hand it to them. They'd be like, yeah, there it is. Because they're usually hammered by that point anyways.

Speaker: We used to play a fun game when I was younger called my sisters would drink my dad's beer and then I would get yelled at for drinking it. Meanwhile, I was stone cold sober and they were drunk passed out in the fucking on the back porch.

Speaker: That was always a fun game, but I was like, I don't know why the hell you think I'm going to steal your nasty ass fucking beer. That stupid prick used to drink Old Milwaukee's beast. And I'm like, I drink Budweiser and I have Budweiser in my truck. Why would I drink your nasty ass beer? Old Milwaukee's beast is Old Milwaukee's best. No, it's Old Milwaukee's beast. They had a beast. Yeah, they had a beast. No, it's Old Milwaukee's best, but we called it beast growing up, Old Milwaukee's, because that was a nasty rock gut fucking beer.

Speaker: Yeah, it was. I was like, why the hell would I drink your nasty ass beer when I've got my own beer in my truck? I drink Budweisers. We don't talk about Mad Dog. No. But you know that well. You know that well. All three of us had many nights on that shit. What, Mad Dog? Yeah. I can honestly say I've never had a drop.

Speaker: Really because here's why that's like a that's like a that's like a like a passage into Like college something. Yeah, like well, here's the thing. I yeah adulthood because I remember having parties and I was when I was 15

Speaker: 14 or 15, my sister got married. And across the street from, down the road from us was a party barn that people used to rent out. Which was 50 acres and a barn and, you know. And my dad ordered four kegs of beer. Four said wedding. And after the wedding, they still had a full keg left. That ended up at a free exit. Oh no, we were fucking fried.

Speaker: but we're not talking about just beer. We had, there was every kind of alcohol you think of the wedding and most of the breakers drinking hard alcohol.

Speaker: We floated four kegs at my wedding, not to mention all the other 500 jello shots that were completely consumed and everything else. We had one keg left over that ended up in a kegger anchor that dad and I built the next day. And from the time of my sister's wedding until after I graduated high school,

Speaker: That kegerator always had beer in it. Actually, yeah, I think we had four kegs at the wedding. And then the last one, there was still beer left in it. And my ex -wife, her cousin and I were like, we made it our personal mission. We were like, we are not going to bed until this is floated. And we just sat there and just, aww. We floated. I can only drink so much beer. Chris, I don't remember if you remember senior year of high school,

Speaker: every weekend, the senior year of high school, I was lit, because I had a party, because there was always a keg of beer there. And the rule was, if we emptied it, we replaced it. I was so busy our senior year between, I had two jobs, because remember, I moved out on my 18th birthday and into my own apartment. And between having my own place, working two jobs, and then partying every weekend at my apartment,

Speaker: because there was guys from both the Career Center and from East Knox that were at my house like all the damn time, especially on the weekends. I don't remember a whole lot from my senior year. But it wasn't because I partied all the time. It was just, I was so busy. My graduation party was lit, dude. I mean, we went through four cakes that night. Jesus Christ. Oh yeah. And there was only 20 of us.

Speaker: I literally I literally my parents were throwing out there. I have a picture my wife has it somewhere But I have a picture of my graduation party. My parents were throwing out an old recliner They're like, oh take this in the trash. I said well my this weekend is my graduation party That's going in the field and we sat in a field around a bonfire the entire weekend and drank beer

Speaker: When I sat in my nice recliner the whole time, and I even slept in it. I didn't move, except to go to the bathroom. You get a hammer, you just go through the ropes. It is lever all over. Give me a twist. Yeah, I'm better. But that was also the same weekend. Chris, I don't remember if you remember my Honda Accord. My little 86 Honda Accord, that gold one.

Speaker: I bought an 86 Honda Accord five -speed and the back seat of those would fold down into the trunk so you wait now four door two door four door

Speaker: I had an 87 5 -speed. Them things was... Them fuckers were quick, too! With the pop -up headlights, baby! Hell yeah! You do 115 in that corner, it starts shaking. I'm not even trying. I've done it. But my girlfriend and I decided, my girlfriend at the time decided, when it gets tired, instead of setting up a tent to pass out in, we'll pass out in the back of the Honda.

Speaker: Now, at like 6 a .m., we're asleep in the back of the Honda, and I wake up screaming, because I think the car is rolling down the hill. We are above... What a golf ball. We were about a full acre from my parents' house in a field that you would actually have to go through the woods to get to.

Speaker: And I wake up thinking this car is rolling down the hill and I jump up and I grab the emergency brake and pull it. Which was, it was already on. And then I was like, okay. Right. We stopped moving to my thought and I fell back asleep. At noon, my girlfriend wakes me up. She's like, what the fuck happened at 6 a .m.? I said, the car was rolling. You didn't know that? She's like, no, it was not.

Speaker: I went to get into the car to move it to go down the hill. It took me 45 minutes to get the emergency brake off. I pulled it so hard. I had put both feet on the driver and passenger seat and pulled that fucking emergency brake so far back. It was like, you know, it's got like a gear that holds it back. I couldn't get it to go down. It took two of us to get it out. Let me be honest. It took two of us to get it out. It took two of us to get it out. It took two of us to get it out. It took two of us to get it out. It took two of us to get it out. It took two of us to get it out. It took two of us to get it out. It took two of us to get it out. It took two of us to get it out. It took two of us to get it out. It took two of us to get it out. It took two of us to get it out. It took two of us to get

Speaker: It hasn't been that long since you told him that because again listening to replays it was just a couple episodes ago with some jackass stop Michael Jordan and Michael B Jordan were father and son. I almost wrecked my car laughing. I was laughing so hard. The look on your guys' faces was priceless.

Speaker: Speaking of that

Speaker: Chris messaged me that last night because we were both on TikTok at the same time and we must have spent what, two hours sending videos back and forth to each other? Yeah. And... Get your stiff drink, Joe. I told Joe she needed to submit a list this week. And she was like, I am not submitting my childhood crushes. I am so old. You tell her we want to see it. You tell her we want to see it. Joanne, let me suggest something smooth and comfortable that will relax you.

Speaker: This will relax. You don't have to get lit. You just need to get comfortable. Take a little bit of stress off. Take a little bit of a load off. If it's that bad, this is what you need. Take one shot straight. You'll thank me. What? She said preaches. Georgia. Oh, hey, you're good. Golf. You're good. You're good, golf. I kind of just shy. You didn't do anything. Just shy. Who the hell's with this guy? We had Brandon on.

Speaker: Yeah, you're good. Don't worry. He didn't take any offense to it. He had fun hanging out with us and down the road. Hey, since I'm new, I don't know you. You calm your ass down from now on. Next time I'm going to get on your ass, but they said you're cool, so I'm going to leave it alone.

Speaker: No, you're good, bitch. He didn't take any offense to it. He was having fun. He's going to come back on the show. He wants to hang out with us for a whole show. So he's going to really get the full nonsensical experience. We'll see. Yes. He's used to being in football locker rooms. I mean, I think he can act. Yeah, exactly. I'm sure he's heard a lot. What's going on, Jay? Yeah. What's up, my fuck. When I explain to people. What's up, bitch ass? Because the subject comes up at least twice a week about the podcast.

Speaker: at work with new clients, and I always tell them the same thing. It's kind of like if you were a fly on the wall with a nice locker room is basically what the show is. If you get a chance, pop back in, you know we'll be here. Street guy talk. Yeah. It's real talk. I mean, I wouldn't, I don't want to say guy talk, but we do hold back to my point.

Speaker: You're good, Jay. What's all that? What's on the podcast? What does it look like I'm doing, Pedro? Well, you know, apparently, I've discovered in the news this week that you have to have a biology degree and be a biologist to determine if a woman is a woman or a man or is a man. So I'm currently working on my biology master's degree. Well, I'll tell you what. Have you noticed... Be right back. Be right back. No. Did you notice...

Speaker: I have an idea for tiktok I want to do but I'm afraid it will get me banned because the woman of the year and the fastest swimmer of the year I said that on last week's episode are both males and I want to do it's a man's world

Speaker: I doubt it. Get banned. Getting banned on TikTok is fun. I do it every Saturday. It's like a rite of passage. Right? Yeah, I do it every Saturday. And Tony, there's a new trend on TikTok you gotta check out. It's taking McDonald's chips, being the fact that you were just eating McDonald's, and turning them into a gourmet meal.

Speaker: And I'm telling you what, Chris back, Chris will back me up. Tell me that shepherd's pie dude made the other day with a video we shared was not amazing. Dude took two quarter pounders, fries, coke, and made shepherd's pie that literally looked like you would spend $50 on it at a restaurant. Okay.

Speaker: because Chris and I both said the same thing after we saw it. We have to make this. We have to figure out a way to make this. I don't even know what shepherd's pie is. I don't know. It's a white thing. He doesn't like me. It's a white petered person thing. Sorry. I forgot. It's delicious is what it is. See, I forgot that you're black so I didn't realize that you wouldn't know what shepherd's pie was. It's basically your bottom layer is burger. What?

Speaker: It's, it's, it's basically hamburger meat. You said you forgot I was black, so we didn't think about it. Yeah, your, your bottom layer, your bottom layer is, is burger. And then you've got veggies like steamed veggies or, or, uh, salted veggies, onions, uh, pepper, you know, you can put peppers in it, uh, you know, whatever you like, you put it in there and then on top of it, you put.

Speaker: mashed potatoes. And then there's like a gravy. Some people put a gravy in the middle of it, too. Maybe dead -ass rhymes. I don't eat that shit either. Go ahead. It's a long yet. But it's really good. It's actually really interesting. I think I could be wrong, but I think it actually originated. It's an Irish food. It's British. It's actually British. I was going to say British. I know it came from the UK. I do remember that. It did come from the UK. I'll leave it that open for rotation, because

Speaker: Lot of people claim shepherds by as it came from here, but it's different European Jay, I do like grits I used to eat it when I was in New York to put some universal fucking nobody says I saved that video I gotta find it. I'm gonna send it to you. I'm Spanish to me. Holy shit. Do I like grits? You can never get that it you can I don't I don't like grits. I like it. I'm trying. They're not bad. I

Speaker: Butter and sugar. I wouldn't say all that, Colf. Calm down. We make some good food. And we use seasoning, god damn it. I sent it to the nonsensical Facebook. Small pepper and seasoning. But holy shit. This dude, and that's not the only video like that. It's not the only video like that. I've seen different, where it's a gourmet meal out of McDonald's. And there's a couple of differences. But this dude literally took the Coca -Cola.

Speaker: took the Coca -Cola that do that new brine and boiled it down to a brown sauce. Like, this shit look good. To the point where, you know, Chris and I were literally sitting there having a conversation about we need to build, we need to make this. This is fucking amazing. And - If we cook this, they will eat. But like he turned - If you cook it, they will eat it. Jesus Christ, bro.

Speaker: I don't believe him. Bring him on camera. He's on YouTube watching him. God damn golf. That is good lord. You ain't even purple at that point. Not all shoot for this black. Call this motherfucker midnight. It's cool. This picture is for him. You got a

Speaker: We can we can we can we can we can we can watch the Glick line grow lie Before long it's literally just gonna say Glick across Tony's forehead

Speaker: You two motherfuckers. He said it wrong. I'm a friend of mine. You say he looks worse than a fake match. I'm a friend of mine and I say that about him all the time. He actually told me that. He said he was biker than shoe leather. That all shoe leather was black.

Speaker: Have you seen the paint that absorbs 99 .9 % of all light

Speaker: I saw I saw this paint and it literally in photo if you take a picture of this car, it looks photoshopped It's that dark And then I saw a dude do a pearl on top of it. No, it looks like a million LED lights all over this car. I

Speaker: Did see I did see a guy who he's this guy on on that. I subscribe to on on Snapchat Okay, no on snapchat and he does all these videos where he creates the Marvel weapons and suits and stuff and you know how Spider -Man No, no, no, no, he had no he actually build shit but you know

Speaker: takes over Tom Hardy's body. He did a thing where he made a suit that had all these magnets on it that did something, I don't know, but then they had this liquid. And when you put a magnet near the liquid, it looked like the symbiote, the way the symbiote would move and stuff. So he made this suit and then used these magnets and he stuck his hand in this paint. And it went all like where the suit was. But he did a new one the other day

Speaker: Well, you know like how Venom, in the Venom movie, how like when Venom

Speaker: and the Spider -Man suit from the new Spider -Man movie, how it's the nanobytes, and he can just kind of flex in the suit in golf suit. Oh, OK, cool. So he found this paint that reacted to heat. So he built this suit with like electric coils in it. Yeah, that electric coils in it. So when he hit the Superman symbol on his chest, the entire, it looked like the suit just formed on him. It was badass. Oh, cool. But I follow it. It's Jay. What is his name? Jayo.

Speaker: something or another, but he does all, like he created a real life Captain America shield that you could throw and it would bounce and come back and he had the magnet thing. Well, my kids watch this group of people on YouTube where they make, they do shot for shot remakes of trailers. Jay laser is his name. All this stuff out of like cardboard. And it looks fucking amazing. I mean, you could tell it's a switch.

Speaker: Yeah. The guy's name on Snapchat is a Jay laser. Okay. But he built some, like he built an actual Iron Man suit. Like the Spiderman suit that he built. Oh, you talked about the, you know, the Iron Man suit that closes and opens. Yeah, I think it might've been, but he built the Spiderman suit that he was doing yesterday and they were showing all the different ones that he did, but he built one that was a wall climber and this motherfucker climbed up the side of a built, like a, a 20 story building.

Speaker: And he had whatever he put on his hands. I would consider that to be convincing. I would consider that to be convincing. And then on his legs, he was crawling up the wall like Spider -Man, went all the way up to the top floor, and then just jumped up on the roof. And there was like a pull and everything. Tell him I said if he wants to impress me, he's got to activate instant kill.

Speaker: I'll tell you what there's a guy there's a there's a couple guys on YouTube they do TikTok that they do 3d printing yeah and they and I'll tell you what I've never wanted 3d printer more every time I'm on TikTok I see those 3d printers I'm gonna give me a 3d printer what'd you say

Speaker: Get your boy. Get your boy. Get your boy. Get your boy. I stood up for him last night. You did it. Your turn. Get your boy. I stood up for his ass last night. Trust me. Get your boy. I stood up for that last night.

Speaker: I would rather you didn't do that, Jay. Thank you. What's he saying? Like skin suit. It puts the love shit on its body. I want to make myself look like skin suit. I can just see Jay standing in a mirror with his dick tucked back. Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. Wow. You've never seen Silence of Lambs? Yes, that was a long time ago. That's what he does. He's never seen...

Speaker: Well, Jay does it, and what was that, Clerks Two or whatever? Yeah. Well, that's where he got it. Did you know? You've seen Fast and Furious both of you. All of them. Brian's boss in the first one. Yes. That's workflow Bill. That's another one of those everybody guys. That's the guy going, would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. That's the dude from Silence of the Rams. He's another one of those guys in everything. Yeah. Yeah, he's. It is. Well, he actually, he's also. First Fast and Furious movie.

Speaker: The white guy. Okay, when they rent that house, they're renting that house, and they bring Brian in in the first part of the movie after they pick him up in the truck. And he's like, Muse, take these off of me. They're really tight. He's like, I like realism. And the guy says, you never know who's watching, Brian. That's the dude. He's also the guy that'd be like, Chief, should I make coffee? He looks over and he goes, decaf. He was Sergeant Tanner's. Ted Levine is his name. He's another one of those actors. So you're talking about the first one or the fourth one?

Speaker: In the first one. The fourth one, okay. Because the fourth one, he had a different boss. Yeah, well, that was when they... Was he still playing a cop in the fourth one? No, in the fourth one, he's been redeemed. Yeah, he was a cop. He's actually FBI. Was he? In the fourth one, he's FBI. Yeah, he's FBI. And he's going undercover because the cartel's bringing cars. That's the one with Braga.

Speaker: And they're driving cars across the border. That was one hell of a... When they're driving through the tunnels? Fuck, that's dope. That's what I told them. They don't need a wall. They told everybody right there. They don't need a fucking wall. They already got tunnels. Dumbasses. Well, on top of that, on top of that, I do not like the look of a Gran Torino. But fuck, after seeing that one, I was like, I might have to get in one of them. Yeah. I think they're ugly cars, but there's so much fucking power in them.

Speaker: How is it that you guys can still talk about this terrible movie franchise? They were great. They were great. You gotta watch them out. How can you still talk about the fucking Browns? Ooh. Ooh. Shots fired. Ooh. What are you gonna do, brother? I'm gonna behave myself, but I'm gonna let my culture do its job because I'm... Shots fucking fired. You know, it's one of those things. Here's the thing. First and foremost, Tony, calm down. I will be the first to admit... Yeah, Jesus Christ. That they got a Super Bowl.

Speaker: Yeah, but you know what else they have that we don't have? The butt fumble. That was one of the mistakes out of all of yours. Heard around the world. That was just one of the mistakes out of all of yours. Here's the thing about Fast and Furious, okay? I will be the first to admit they are terrible movies. But as a car guy, name other good car movies that would be

Speaker: You'd be willing to watch just to look at the cars. I don't give a shit. Go to 60 seconds. Go to 60 seconds. Days of Thunder. Understood. Days of Thunder. The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. Driven with Sevilla Stallone. That was excellent. That was excellent. Slide. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker: What was the movie what was the movie where he was a where he was the truck driver doing the arm wrestling thing over the top

Speaker: But that's not, as a car guy, I watch those movies. You owe me a cuddle date with Disney movies next weekend, baby. Nice, nice. I like that. We got a date. That is, that is smooth. That was, that was... What I mean? What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, as bad as those movies are, if you're into modifying cars, you watch it because, not because of what the fucking story is going to be about,

Speaker: But the cars are fucking gorgeous my car outside is

Speaker: Your car outside but nothing's bringing me here. He's bringing me here. Um, you know As bad as cars based on the video game they fuck that movie They would do they had the cars in it, but they just didn't move you all fucking they need a sequel on that motherfucker bad I say we go do it. Fuck it

Speaker: I'll tell you what, that dude drove that... Hey, we're live on YouTube. Did you guys know that? Yeah. I just seen this. My kids watched. What do you mean, don't encourage me. You're the one that agreed to it a couple weeks back. We were talking about it. You said when you came up here, we would spend the day Sunday cuddling in bed watching Disney movies.

Speaker: We both said it was a date. That's good shit. That's pretty good. Depending on... No, I'm not... I'm not... I'm not arguing with you. That sounds like an awesome time. Except for I'd be with you. I wanna know. Cuddling... Get over here! My kind of day that I'm looking for. But cuddling my woman, watching one? I'm gonna do that.

Speaker: You're going to watch this Lion King scene and you're going to cry if you know what's good for you. I'm going to make you cry, little man. I kid you not. You guys brought that up. And I was like, you know what? I haven't seen that movie in a long time. I watched it and I was like, eh. You cried. You're a heartless son of a bitch, right? Just like when Bambi got shot, I didn't cry when they stopped drawing the deer. When Mufasa got killed, if that didn't hit your heart, you are a heartless bastard. I'm heartless bastard. You are a heartless bastard. I was like, dude, they stopped drawing the lion. What are you going to do?

Speaker: Much like Jeff Jay, you have your choice in the matter. Yeah. Why do you think I lived in Mexico? I locks you. If I locks you. I did see something on Facebook today where you could actually, it's like different scenes, where they took screenshots of Disney movies and certain things you didn't notice while watching Disney movies. So, Frozen.

Speaker: When the snowman Olaf is relaxing on the beach, in his glass, his ice is made of him. His ice is in the shape of him.

Speaker: Go to Burke before we start this. Go to Burke before we start this. Are you upset by that? It's cool little details. We're gonna start some shit. We're gonna start some shit because you ain't see Fantasia what's on the wall.

Speaker: My parents have the original one of the original copies of the Little Mermaid on VHS

Speaker: You want to talk about the cover? There's a penis on the cover. Everybody's seen it. Everybody's watched the YouTube videos with the different silly shit and Disney throws into their movies and the adult humor that nobody, when you're a kid, you don't look at this motherfucker. He's turning into a

Speaker: I'm trying to help you with the show. You want to keep it in. We always run over. Now, you don't have to pull up your own goddamn song. I've got the song pulled up. I'm just waiting on you to stop talking so I can say we're going to go break and let them know that we're going to play Blacktop Mojo. And if they don't know who Blacktop Mojo is,

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Speaker: I don't know how it's going to be fantastic. I'm a fan. I'm with the fan guy. I have a quick little subject that I wanted to bring up. Have you heard about the new Star Wars themed hotel in a Disney film? Before you get into that, let me do the black top mojo story that I wanted to do. I'm going to go kill myself while you bring that up. No, this will just take a second.

Speaker: Dammit all the hell No, I'm not moving my shit because I'm trying to play it before you go into your stupid ass Star Wars story Take three minutes Now and then we're doing a show and the music went out or the power went out and

Speaker: So what did the boys do? And killed him. But look at the guy in the background, hyping the shit. Oh my god, that dude jumping around. I literally thought, is Chris and I a live show? Black Dot Mojo? Yeah. Because I know that would be your ass. Just going fucking. Yeah. This guy goes fucking off. It's so fucking good. But listen to Matt.

Speaker: Got the crowd involved in everything. Yeah.

Speaker: Oh lord. It is actually, but the video, that dude, that dude that is jumping around like - The power on stage, Wendell. So fucking hype. He is hyped. He's got his beer bottle, he's jamming, he's - He's screaming at people, he's like singing along. Oh my gosh, this dude was - But that is one of the many reasons why they are one of my favorite fans because they're right in the middle of the show and the fucking power goes out and Matt was like, fuck it, let's go acoustics.

Speaker: Okay, let me go ahead and jump in since you've done that. Jeff, I just googled this hotel. They said which hotel it is now. Nice, you are. It is the Star Wars Hotel. It's called the... It's not Star Wars. It's the West Gate that was in Vegas. The West Gate that's in Vegas is now going to be the Star Trek Hilton. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, hold on. It's actually... I just found this. It's just a screenshot. And it says, Disney galactic struggle to fill Star Wars Hotel with rooms... So it's in Orlando.

Speaker: Yeah. Okay. I was looking at one of them as my apologies. With up to 20K a night for the homeless. Oh, actually, I did hear about that. They were talking about that on the morning radio show I listened to. But Duke turned it into a meme. Because they're down there in Florida. And he put it at the top. It says, for 20K a night in a Disney hotel, better be sending me an escort in full Princess Leia outfit ready to suck me blind.

Speaker: I agree. I can't even deny that. If I spend $20 ,000 a night, I better have full service concubines. Amen to that. And I'm not a cheap dude, but let's be clear. It used to take me a year to make $20 ,000. Well, no. In all seriousness, 20K, you can buy five Hondas for that. Used, obviously. But you will never leave without a vehicle with 20 grand. What the fuck are you going to buy?

Speaker: How used of a Honda are you going to buy? You guys buy five grand Hondos all day. But you'll fix them. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Speaker: Well, that sets the point. I can still buy it for $1 .50. My point is, for 20 grand. Just because you want to keep your mind doesn't mean you want to get out of the country. Exactly. I will get it. I will get it out of the country. Yeah, reverse. Tell me I won't. It don't matter if it's reverse or sideways. You didn't see the movie. You didn't see the movie. I'm sorry. No, I don't know. You know what? Jeff bought a house for $3 ,000. I paid 35 grand for the house. So for 20 grand, I can buy an apartment.

Speaker: Jesus Christ Jeff or Mike or whatever your name is in the chatters box For 20 grand You I mean it's actually looks really cool. It literally looks like you're on a star cruiser. It's called. Oh, they got it's called Star cruiser galaxy star cruiser hotel

Speaker: That's what it says on the wall. Star Trek Universal Orlando. They got a Star Wars hotel coming somewhere. Screaming. Star Wars Galaxy Star Cruiser. It's like you're on a Star Cruiser. It's going to be a Universal Studios. Yeah. OK. But 20 grand a night, Jesus Christ. I don't know who the hell they think they're talking to. My life is not that fast. We went to Disney several years back, and we stayed at the animation resort.

Speaker: And that was so cool. So cool because it was, uh, you had like animation. Yeah, it was all obviously, but they had like the, like the whole, the theme park was, or the resort was themed off of like Disney movies. So you had like the pool was like, I think it was little mermaid and finding the emo type deal. Okay. Um, and then,

Speaker: Yeah. And then they had like, uh, just like, but they, they had like original, they had like original print artwork from all the way back to the original Mickey mouse and stuff like that. Um, I think, I think it was like, as I've stated a million times, my wife's in Europe and she just did the Harry Potter studio tour. And the night before she was going to stay at the Harry Potter themed hotel.

Speaker: where each room, it looks like you're staying in the Hogwarts and shit like that. The problem was, and it wasn't very expensive, it was $450 a night. And I was like, you know, that's still, I mean, that's not terrible price. The only reason I didn't go, you know what, you only live once, go for it, was because the fucker was booked. But 20 grand?

Speaker: Well, yeah, but as I'm saying like the animation the animation is what I think we paid like 150 maybe $200 a night and that included everything while you were there except for alcohol

Speaker: But you can get you get breakfast lunch and dinner. It was included in the price. Yeah, you can come down They had a little snack shop. You can get snacks, but I'm telling you what the Disney What I'm gonna see go ahead and get him yeah, he said all that crazy shit you go get them But Disney has some super cool like resorts that you can stay well, they got all the money in the world to build the shit, too

Speaker: Yeah, but I'm just saying that you're not gonna pay 20 you're not gonna pay 20 grand a night for I'm just saying even like even like Legoland The hotel at Legoland is super cool And then they've got like these bungalows because they've got they've got the hotel which is right next door to the theme park

Speaker: Then they've got bungalows that are just down the road a little bit, but the bungalows look like they're built out of Legos. Oh, that's awesome. And then they've got another area with like, I got a video for you guys, like a resort style area, but all the buildings there look like they're made out of Legos. It's so cool. You guys have seen Top Gear, right?

Speaker: You've never seen Top Gear? No, I'm not in Florida. I'm in Ohio, unfortunately. There's a British, there's an old British, it's finished a couple years ago, but it's, there was a British TV show called Top Gear where three guys tested out new cars. Jay, take your meds for me tonight, buddy. But one of the guys on the show, his name's James May, and it'd go onto YouTube and put a James May's toy box, Lego,

Speaker: He builds a house a full -on house and lives in it for one night entirely out of Legos Like what we're talking millions of blocks Jeff. Yeah, but I mean it just builds Jeff you're in for my bad. You get the fuck out the house. All right YouTube you will send more dude like you said last night. He sent me videos for two hours from

Speaker: But do me a favor and change countries one side cuz your ass is doing too much, but this is hilarious I said I never was top guy. I know about the show. I know about the show. Yeah. Well, oh, I love tops here But James May's the guy they call captain slow. Yeah But he built he did a he did his TV show it was called James May's toy box and

Speaker: And he would, you know, he did like an episode on Barbies and stuff and different things. But he did, he did that Lego episode and they built this bull on fuck off house out of Legos. It's cool as fuck. It is cool as fuck. That's going to be an attraction. Stay in one night and you need to settle. Absolutely.

Speaker: Well, like everything was Lego. I mean, but it had running water and everything. And what made me what made it laugh is they built him slippers on a Lego. Wow. And he put them on. Of course, they they fell apart with an instance. About five times. It was fucking dope. Yes, it is time. Was it fucking dope? Top five. Was it fucking dope, Jeffrey? I don't even need my paper for this. Let's go.

Speaker: I haven't, but I have to write shit down, too. As soon as Chris gets back, we are doing the starting five for the 101 episode of our celebrity crisis from when we were kids. Chris, you do have first pick because you threw the last one. What? Because you threw the last one. What? It doesn't matter. Get the work.

Speaker: Well, we already know your first pick. What is this first pick business? Hold on a second. I've never had the first pick before. This is a new feeling. I like this. Let me bask in it for a moment. We know you're going who you're going with. Just go ahead and give her her name.

Speaker: With the number one pick overall. Oh, Jesus. Click choose. Hey, so this is a monumentous occasion for me. I'm never number one. I'm always got to go last. You always call yourself number one is why we're tired of hearing it. I am number one. I am number one. I am the G -O -A -T motherfuckers. Oh, Jesus.

Speaker: Jeff's trying to think about it. Here's the thing when it comes to calling yourself the goat. Everybody is the goat in something. And if this is what you're calling yourself the goat on, I feel bad for you. Exactly. Everything I do. Posting a podcast goat.

Speaker: giving your mom the business the guzzled. Wow. Wow. You win there. And I can't say anything because you were adopted. Because I've been orphaned in my mom's day. Jesus. Actually, you know, we've had like two hour conversations about that. Not all at once, but

Speaker: I don't even know how... You know, it's one of those things. People hear what they want to hear and think what they want to think, but it's funny as hell. Like Top Gear, you should check out old series called the Is Born series, a guy called... Top... I'm surprised you haven't actually heard of that, Jeffrey. I would not be surprised if I had. What is it? Is Born. Is Born. Well, he does everything.

Speaker: That's pretty cool. I used to watch the TV show Rise, which is very similar, but they didn't build classic cartoon tracks. So I've already written down what you've picked, but go ahead and say it out loud for the people. With my, you already got my number one too, so. I don't know what the hell your number one is. Is it who you said? Mm -hmm. Okay. With a J? Two of them. Yeah, that's what I thought.

Speaker: So, with the number one overall pick. He's lying already because he should have been all right there. Saturday, March 26th, 2022. Mark this down on your calendars because it's not very often that I get the number one overall pick. I pick one, Mrs. Danica Mae McKeller, AKA Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years.

Speaker: I am going to go with their character's names. If they were known by their character, I'm going to put their character's names. However, I have a list that are known by their, like, for instance, Tony, go ahead and give us your first pick. My first pick, I'm going to go ahead and get this on over with. You all should know this by now, but I've been saying it the whole time. I've been on House most of my life.

Speaker: 40 years I've been saying this shit. My number one pick childhood group off Janet Demeter Joe Jackson. Thank you very much. And look, you go to hell with your hair. Well, for mine, of course, Chris already knows I am going with the that shit ain't funny and still hot. Christina Ricci.

Speaker: She was Hella Anna's family, I'm not gonna lie. She was Hella Anna's family. She was 12! She was still Hella. So were we when it came out, asshole! Okay, fair enough. That's why it's childhood crush, dude! Yeah, but it's creepy, now that you guys are 40! Oh no! Oh no, it's not like I've watched it, now I'll go. Oh, there's Christina.

Speaker: It's creepy now that you're 41 and Tony's almost 50

Speaker: Not just because she gets naked because it's a damn good movie. I don't think she's got naked in the show. I saw my wife's that week. Has she got naked in a movie? She didn't get naked in that movie.

Speaker: No, I said, has she gotten naked? I don't remember her. No, has she gotten naked? Jesus Christ, you retarded baboons. Has she gotten naked in a fucking movie? You have a silver bag. Who the fuck you calling a baboon? I'm a bull -ass, everybody. Of course, Christina Ricci has been naked in a movie. OK, that's what I'm trying to ask, but you guys are talking about black snake bones. In 98. It was the first time she showed up naked. Oh my god. Will you make it number one? I don't know. So what is your number two and three, Chris?

Speaker: My number is two. And I thought you'd take my girl. Ladies and gentlemen, you're going to notice, you're going to notice my list compared to these two animals list is a bit different. I got a couple of good ones. Well, minus one, but number two, number two, I'm going to go with Samantha. Alyssa Milano from lose the boss. Okay.

Speaker: She's a hard thrower from a lot of people. I will admit that. Back in the day, now, if she kept her mouth shut, she's still a good... She's all right. Jay, don't tell us who's using the comments. I really agree with her politics, but... Calm your ass to fuck down. So, number three, Chris. We don't engage you first and foremost. Yeah. We acknowledge. You miss Mike, don't you? And number three... Number three, I'm gonna go...

Speaker: Yes, Zack Morris is an asshole, but goddamn. Zack Morris is trash. Yes, Kelly Kapowski. I wish you would have been my girlfriend, Tiffany Amber Thiessen, from Saved by the Bell. Yes. Tiffany Amber Thiessen. She played Kelly Kapowski. She was the brunette. That's why you get in trouble, Jay. And you realize that I'm the only one that puts up with your nonsense, and you're going to do that bullshit to me? No, you're not.

Speaker: Uh, yes you are, nursing, don't you worry. Somebody's gonna try and grip your ass. Um, is it my turn yet? It is, sir. Okay, thank you very much. What is your two and three? Um, yes. It should be your two and three box. My number two and number three. Number two is going to be Vanessa Williams. Okay. I ain't mad at either one of your first two picks. There was a Vanessa Williams, there's a Vanessa L. Williams. Vanessa Williams. Are they sisters or are they mom and daughter?

Speaker: You had the former singer, the former one that got framed on that Playboy shit and I will say that shit because that was disrespectful as fuck. But she was gorgeous before this, she was going to be gorgeous afterwards. I'm just mad she married Rick Fox. Send me a picture of her because I'm not picturing. You ever see the movie Eraser?

Speaker: Remember that song, Saving the Best for Last? Yeah, I do know who the singer is. Are you picking the singer or the actress? She was both.

Speaker: There's two wasn't one just wasn't wasn't was it Williams in Hollywood and this one is Vanessa L. I believe a mixture is that she's the singer and actress because wasn't the other one just an actress or something. Yes Yeah, I know who you're talking about. That's a good pick. I like her Vanessa Williams. She is she's an amazing She has a beautiful voice. She's she has a beautiful voice and then I just She can act L Williams. Yes

Speaker: Hold on.

Speaker: Okay, okay. I imagine. Yeah, she was Miss America. I imagine. Oh, okay, I know who this chick is. Yeah, exactly. I know this chick. Yeah, okay, okay. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, she's still good looking, too. Damn skinny. Damn skinny. Yeah, so now you know what the picture is. Oh, she was Miss America in the 80s, I believe it was. Oh, well, there you go. I did not know that. I do know that her character. I knew something she's been in. Number three for me is going to be Kim Fields, the actress. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: I've looked that up too. Oh, you remember Facts of Life 2D? Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Kim Fields. Nice. I don't think any of us have to worry about anybody on each other's list. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Except my number one.

Speaker: Well, that's why, that's why I lost Farron just last week. Didn't throw it or anything. And she still lives out there. I did not take a dive. No, she doesn't. Actually, Tootie got better looking as she got older. She was rocking Livingston. That show will forever be one of my favorite TV shows fucking ever.

Speaker: Who was the chick that, on Facts Life, the biker chick? What was her name? Her character's name? Joe. She was sexy as hell. She was sexy as hell. She was sexy as hell. She was sexy. Joy was dope. For my number two, I'm going with Ms. Danielle Fisher, or better known as Topanga from Boy needs World.

Speaker: And I thought about it. Yeah, I thought about it. I really thought about it, but then I was like She looked good. I mean not sure no Yeah, but we're talking about crushes and I had a crush on I won't say I didn't have a crush on her and I brought her up but then I started thinking and going more and it's like she just She doesn't make the cut because yeah, the crush was like late Right. Well for my number three

Speaker: I'm going with a woman that, if she hadn't done plastic surgery, she would still be gorgeous today, Miss Jennifer Grey. If she didn't fuck up her nose, she would still look gorgeous.

Speaker: Didn't she used to have curly hair? She was a Ferris Bueller. She was baby from fucking 30 days ago. She was Ferris Bueller's older sister. Bitchy older sister. She was in Wolverine's. She was in Wolverine's. She was a sexy woman. She was a sexy woman. She's still, even though she fucked up her nose, she's still not unattractive. Oh, no. She's still a good one. Jennifer Day, you said? Gray. Jennifer Gray. A -Y, E -Y.

Speaker: I think it's A. EY. It's EY, sorry, E. Baby from Dirty Dancing. Who's sexy as hell in that movie? This is where my list takes a hard left turn. Damn, she's 62? Because my first three have been huge. Which is funny, because that was the year that Dirty Dancing happened. She's 62, why did I not know that?

Speaker: She was on Dancing with the Stars a couple years ago and she still looked pretty good. Her biggest regret when Patrick Swayze died, she did an interview and her biggest regret that her kids did was that she had that nose surgery because it killed her career.

Speaker: Wow. It killed her career. It was a fucking nose surgery. The one thing everybody in Hollywood does. Everybody. Look at fucking Tara Reade. Yeah, Tara Reade, Jesus. Tara Reade's had more Mexican plastic surgery than any other actress, so she still gets caught.

Speaker: Yeah, but I think she'll sleep her way to the top. Well, she's not really on the top because she's basically a D actress at this point. But my number three, this is where my list takes a hard left turn because my first three picks. Three. No, I'm at three. No, I'm at four. Oh, no, just four. Just four, sorry. Four, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just number four. My first three picks have been kind of a cute, wholesome girl next door.

Speaker: Right. You know, this is where it takes a hard left turn with number four. But I got to go with pink. I can see that. Love her. Love her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Love her, man. She's awesome. You know what? Her and that lady marmalade video, where everybody's all super skinny and she's got that little bit of baby fat. Fuck, I love that. She's got a hotness about her. But also, I think one of the things that I like about her more than anything else. Well, I think I like I was like, no, what I think I like about her more than anything else is

Speaker: We could go to the bar and get drunk and get into a fight together. Yes. Yes. She probably started. Yes, exactly. You know, she's always like, you couldn't take Winnie Cooper to the bar at all. Yeah, no, no, you're not taking her. You're taking her to the bar. Yeah, pink, pink, we're going to McDonald's before. We're going to McDonald's, getting a couple of Big Macs, and then we're going to some hole in the wall bar.

Speaker: Getting fucking hammered and she's gonna start a fight because some guy's gonna grab her ass and then we're gonna square Yes, she will I think her best song to me was don't let me get me. I remember that video I love that so the words that should have solidified her. She's got a lot of songs She's got a lot of songs. That's another thing that I really like about her is I love her music But she's got a lot of songs that if you listen to the lyrics, they are fucking powerful. She's the new Madonna to me

Speaker: She might be at the end of the day, she might be better than Madonna, but I know what you're saying. I don't know about better, but they would be sad. There's a parallel with those two. There's a strong parallel. I see what you're saying. The lyrics mean something to them. They're not just doing shit. They're not cookie cutter. They're not cookie cutter pop stars. I really do like Pink. That's an excellent pick to me. My number four pick.

Speaker: And I'm going to go ahead and tell you all once again, you gentlemen lack diversity. So I will exercise my attention. Oh, I'm not done yet.

Speaker: I loved how she went from Kelly Bundy to the woman she was, and don't tell mom the babysitter's date. I love that fucking movie. Christina Applegate. Christina Applegate is great. And I didn't even think about her. But yeah, I did have a crush on her and married with children. And these are honest childhood crushes, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, yes. No, I agree. The way she changed characters from Kelly Bundy to the woman that she was, and don't tell mom the babysitter's date. Don't tell mom the babysitter's date. You should have seen some Christ Golf. The dishes are done, man.

Speaker: Yeah, ER nurse, the family values that she has, Pink and Corey Hart, her and Corey Hart are still married and they've had some rough times.

Speaker: I thought it was Tony. No, she's married to Corey Hart. All this time. Yeah. Oh yeah. And they've had issues. Like they've had issues. It's been public and they've, they've, they've stuck it out and they've worked through it. And she's an amazing mom. She's an absolutely amazing mom. She's a full, she's a full, full fledged, responsible woman, woman.

Speaker: I've seen all of that from day one, so the fact that she's even genuine, we need to solidify her. I hope she gets some star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I hope she gets all the awards she can ever gain. Seriously, Pink is awesome. She just had a new song come out last year or whatever, and the video, it's her and her daughter. And her daughter actually sings in the song. Her daughter's young, so it's not like she's some prodigy, great singer, but her daughter actually sings in the song with her.

Speaker: And I think it's a song to her daughter, actually. It's a beautiful song. What's going on, random Rick? Tell Tony Hawk none of his hype was false because when I was a teenager at Virginia Beach, all the skaters looked up to him. Tell him I said salute. Tony Hawkins, Jeff Hawk's dad.

Speaker: So for my number four I have to go with and and I would debate it to the end of the world At least her younger version The greatest legs in Hollywood Miss Alicia Silverstone

Speaker: Uh, that's the baby. You look at her and she was a fat man and she's standing on that statue. There's nothing wrong with her. There's nothing wrong with her, but there's a pair of legs that are a lot better and I think Tony might agree with me here in Hollywood and as a celebrity goes.

Speaker: That's Miss Tina, that's Miss Tina Turner. We're gonna have some beefs up in here, cuz I'm throwing Tamala Jones up there. Okay, I can see where you're going with Tina. Who the hell is Tamala? I'm talking about Tina's goddamn Turner. Tina Turner's not Hollywood, she's Europe. She's what? She's correct, she's Europe.

Speaker: So when we only limited our, our. I said Hollywood, she's not really an actress. Right. She's done. She's a celebrity. She's a celebrity. I said Hollywood though. Hollywood. She doesn't go to clueless. Hold on a second. I'll call her. We're, we're actually pretty good friends. Let me call this Tina Turner real quick and ask her if she's a, if she's a. When you find out her boyfriend's your agent bigger than you, you will shut the fuck up. I know how old this woman is. Trust me. Her boyfriend.

Speaker: I don't give a damn about her boyfriend. I beat his ass. I'm just trying to ask if she's ever been to Hollywood. Alicia Silverstone has not aged very well though. No, she has not. She does look like she's... And she makes out with her son.

Speaker: Yeah, I know. She's got weird... I'm not saying I like her now. She's got... she's weird. Yeah, she does... she does a baby bird feeding when there's... when her cub was... The fuck I turn her, first of all. She would literally chew up food and spit it into her kid's mouth. That's how she fed him when he was a kid. This kid is almost a teenager and there's pictures of her like... like... they're like... Yeah, they're full on making out.

Speaker: It's weird the way they kiss each other. I'm not saying I'm going to go hang out with her tomorrow. I'm just saying. I thought she was sexy back in the day. I mean, I love that you got a good tight bond with your kids and everything like that, but.

Speaker: You don't you don't you don't you don't turn your head and close your eyes and lean in and kiss your kids Like I kiss my kids. Yes, but it's usually just like I love you guys. You know, I love you I've seen those videos

Speaker: Why are you? I'm sorry, Tony. I'm sorry, Tony. My filter does not always work. And sometimes she's just passing away. Help me. That's step brother. That's step brother. I apologize, Tony. Number five. We should do six. I'm ready. Coach, I got 15 to 20. We can go. So Chris, you're number five. Well, now that I'm thinking more about it, but no, I know. Five is good.

Speaker: number five I Probably shouldn't have put her this low down on the list, but I know Okay, we can do six we can do six We can do six if you want to do six because I got somebody else I'll put on there I knew she wasn't in any danger, but number six Since since I I had become a fan of music I

Speaker: She was my girl, my woman, and that's the one and only. Nobody can replace her. Nobody will be better than her than as a musician in my eyes, but the Miss Eva McIntyre. That's a beautiful woman. Yes. That's a beautiful woman. To this day, she's still good looking. That's a beautiful woman. And she's still got an amazing voice. Yes, she is. I was younger than Kat. Yeah.

Speaker: He's on Young Sheldon. She's a musician and she's an actress. She was great in Tremors. She's a TV show. I love Tremors. I love, I loved Rebo. That TV show was so good. But her son -in -law is what really sold him for me. Because he was a dumb son of a bitch.

Speaker: So Tony, you're number five. Got you. Nersi, I don't know about that model by X Rose to be telling me something. My number five off the rip. Since we're going to go to six, I'm going to go ahead and throw this out there. She has eight, brother. Those of you who have seen me on music videos a couple of times, Ms. Shanice Wilson was a gorgeous woman back in the back. If you know that song, I Love Your Smile, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, yes. Yeah, absolutely. From South Carolina. Absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker: Well, for my, I have, I'm torn. There we go. Because. I'm torn on number six. I'm torn on number five. The Duke lost you, John. Her band will all kill the San Diego Planet. Who's banned?

Speaker: Really quick just just a real quick timeout In the draft and the picks if y 'all are in if y 'all are here in the chatters box And you want to submit a list and you want to throw one together you got until the end of the show If you want to throw one together real quick right now Feel free to email it to us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com and we'll get you guys in there and

Speaker: So if you want to go ahead and put your list together and get it in here real quick, we'll get you in there. I have. Maybe where you guys can be a chat. That I haven't picked from. So I'm I'm torn. For my number five. But I'm going to have to go with with Miss Stacey Dash because she's still sexy as hell. That's a very controversial one, but I'm not. She's also she's also about to end up in a loonie bin. Yes, she's not either. She's too smart. She ain't going.

Speaker: No, she ain't going. But that woman is, in the movie Clueless, alone. Oh, top five celebrity crushes from your childhood. We're talking about to the graduation of high school or your GED. Nothing passed. Well, don't say GED, because some motherfuckers got their GED at like 55. I'm just saying. Yeah, that's true. Well, we're going to say the age of 17. So Chris, your number six and final pick, Chris, is? Um.

Speaker: It's it's it's when you got there's so many on my backups I Am I am thinking I am thinking I'm trying to think

Speaker: I have one that I want to go with, but I was going to change it up. No golf. No golf. And I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at you either. I'm not mad at you. Because true lies, that one. Oh my God. Well, that don't solidify. You know what the hell with you. And I got you. And it's the one time where I'm like, damn, that bitch is off.

Speaker: I was trying to think of somebody else. She lies to the solidify any lust for her. But she was, she, uh, my number six pick actually got, got, got swapped out with pink. No, no, no, no, no, no. She was, she was in my top five and then I swapped her out with pink. Uh, but I am going to go with one miss Jamie Lee Curtis.

Speaker: Yeah, he just said it. I ain't mad at you. Yeah, Hulk said it. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, she was... True Lies Alone, when she's dancing in that... next to that... holy shit! She's dancing next to that bedpost? No. In the original Halloween...

Speaker: She's an OG scream queen. I am a horror fan. No, you are. You are. And I will give you that. And even to this day, even in the last Halloween Halloween kills where they made her look like she is older, but they made her look old and they made her look rough. And I was telling Jody this. I said, she still looks good in Halloween kills and they did their best to make her look bad. I recently watched the first. She got stabbed. She was set on fire. She was on the bed.

Speaker: you

Speaker: They literally made her put in the movie. She was put through hell and back. And then on top of it, she was all doped up on hospital drugs. But she was still something about her. She was so damn pretty. Can you wait a second? He's talking. Let me finish talking. He was so young. I do remember. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely remember her dad. And her mom was in the original Psycho movie. Her mom was an original Scream Queen. Wait a minute. Go ahead. Go ahead. Why should you never take a show with a Pokemon? Why should you never take a show with Pokemon?

Speaker: because they'll peek at you. Bye. I like that. I like that. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hey, Cash. I liked that. That was awesome. I loved it. I appreciate y 'all. Thank y 'all. That's one of those other jokes. I like that. He said, Washington never take a shower with a Pokemon because they will peek at you.

Speaker: I'm glad y 'all enjoyed that. Thank y 'all. I did not know Tony Curtis was her dad. I did not know Jenna Lee. Yes, that is true. Yeah, her mom was in the original Psycho movie. In all seriousness. Wait, wait, wait. You see what Garfield said? Come on, bro. You want to tell these guys your volcano joke?

Speaker: Are you sure? I understand why you're saying golf, but I do not agree. I've never found Bauderec sexy. She was sexy. She had a great body. I won't regret it. But something about her face just annoyed the piss out of me. Bauderec was gorgeous. I'm talking. Wait a minute. All right, I got you, baby. OK, is it my turn now? Hang on. Bauderec was Doresist. My number six. I have a number six, but I had to debate myself like Luke did, in all honesty.

Speaker: Well, because here's what I was. I was thinking about putting Whitney on there. But I never had I never had a crush on Whitney. I just loved her music. I didn't. Yeah. I just loved her music. Even to this day, I still love her music. Nobody said Pam Anderson. Nobody had a crush on that dirty whore. No, I didn't. Debbie says hi, Jason.

Speaker: Before she had the boob job all and stuff, yeah, she was cute. She was gorgeous on Baywatch. Well, she was great on the original Baywatch, but like most of the other, the original Baywatch cast, they all are now 99 % plastic and hoarse, so... Noted in that. Anyway, all... Yes, they are. I've seen that top of the video. Including David Hasselhoff.

Speaker: Most of you may not remember her from the TV shows, but you do remember her from the movies and I wish we could go to number seven I swear for God the number seven will fuck y 'all up Nobody said yet, but number six for me is going to be Tisha Campbell Nice we did do rags the riches before she did school days and before holy shit rags to riches I'm talking about

Speaker: Don't don't don't judge a fat guy who eats cheeseburgers on the floor drunk god damn it. I've been there more times Yeah, but he's still big in Germany German

Speaker: Nobody know what he's saying. They love him over there. Well for my now I'm torn again for my number six because I have I'm gonna have to go I'm gonna have to go with with the girl. I still find she's gorgeous today. She's Aquaman's wife Lisa Bonet from the Cosby Show

Speaker: She wasn't necessarily somebody I would have jumped out of my skin for, but there's nothing wrong with her. No, I'll tell you what. Have you ever seen the movie Empire Records? Yeah. Sorry. The John Cusack movie. Fuck. What's it called? God damn it. I love the movie. I forget what it's called. Oh my god. She does look rough looking, but you know what it is? She's very real. Daddy.

Speaker: Watch her in high fidelity. The movie high fidelity with John Cusack. She is so sexy in that goddamn movie.

Speaker: But, of course, I did follow him. Hypothetically, it's a John Cusack movie. Lisa Monet is a small character now. Well, her character's arc is very small, but she's sexy as hell, man. Gotcha. Because she got the dreads and shit. Yeah, they did. They called it that. I didn't know that. Ah, you hear that, ladies? Jason Momoa is off limits. Hey, yo, Golf Hawk, I'm with you on that one. I'm with you on that one.

Speaker: All of them Charlie's Angels could drink, man. All of them Charlie's Angels. Jesus. But I did have, since we're done, I did have, in my backups, I, of course, I had Lisa Voorhees. Or Lark Voorhees, sorry. Lisa Turtle. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Melissa Joan Hart. On my back. Yeah? My backup written down, I had Linda Evans, because she was Helen Playboy.

Speaker: I don't think Cameron and I don't think Cam, Cam Dale is listening tonight, but, uh, he just sent me a couple of pictures. Him and, uh, him and Sam are on a little mini getaway for the anniversary of the anniversary. And they got the kids with them and he just sent me a couple of pictures of the kids. And God damn, if Cam and Sam, okay, Cam's got three kids, but all three of these kids are so goddamn cute.

Speaker: But if you don't remember I didn't have I didn't have many I didn't have many backups Linda Evans was phenomenal dynasty, right? Yeah Very gorgeous woman. And when you did play boy, you didn't realize I'm about to look at y 'all I don't know what kind of fucking camera work they did on her, but I didn't have many backups, but I did have Elizabeth Berkeley

Speaker: And I didn't and I didn't say her because technically she was long dead before I was ever born but Marilyn Monroe There's a lot of chicks from back like that era There's a lot

Speaker: Blair. Oh yeah, Blair, Blair, LeBlanc. There he is. He's finally here. I was just complimenting your kids, Cam. Oh yeah, that was Joe. No, that's Blair. That's Blair. Joe was the chick that always wanted the leather jacket. I like Joe. And she supposedly had a motorcycle, but you never saw it. John, I'll say no. So, what's he's in? We got our list in. We still have some

Speaker: Yeah. Do you have anything in the email? Because I do have, uh, we do have some, we do have, uh, and it's not too late. You guys, if you want to throw a list in, like I said, send it to us at nonsensical nonsense podcast, gmail .com. Jeffrey says you have until tomorrow morning to get those in, but I do have a couple, uh, already sent to us in the email. We have a new contender this week, by the way.

Speaker: uh absolutely all your guys's kids are adorable and you know i love gracie that's my girl that's okay oh no cam cam has like i said cam has three kids uh him and sam have two together and they're the cutest goddamn little kids and their little boy is fucking adorable god bless him i can't i can't wait until he gets older so i can uh i'll bless teach him the ways

Speaker: Well, his oldest daughter used to be afraid of me. And the man with the scary voice, even though I fed her and held her and loved on her when she was a baby. Okay, I'll be the jackass. What specifically is the BBW for? I'll be the jackass. Yeah, well, that's big beautiful women. I want to make sure.

Speaker: Big bitches need to lose weight We all know how your people like the fat white chicks watch your mouth Big black women

Speaker: And somebody said black man. Every family needs an Uncle Chris, right? Exactly. 100%. Don't like the graduation. No, but anyways, we do have a couple in the chatter's box in the emails. We'll start out with Jodi, two -time champion in the chatter's box. She's got George Clooney.

Speaker: Nice I believe it She's got the way Batman yeah Let's it's not his father. He phoned that shit in Batman that Batman those Batman movies and you can't blame Val Kilmer either. Those were not their fault. I

Speaker: They phoned him in for a reason. They gave it a try. He actually gave it a little bit of flair. Where George Clooney was just kind of like, yeah, I'm Batman. What's up? Yeah, do you blame him? I mean, he's himself. George Clooney is going to be himself. George Clooney is George Clooney. She has number two, Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Speaker: Just letting everybody know that the time of death on Chris and Jody's relationship is 859. No. She's already been yelling at me. She's already been yelling at me all week. She's been yelling at me all week. She's like, you know, leave my man. If you don't leave my man, the rock will load. I was like, I can't help it. I was a stone cold guy. I was a stone cold guy back in the day, like all day.

Speaker: Every time I mention a rock movie, Chris gives me shit about it. You want rock movies? But as I told her, I will give the rock credit because as he has gotten older, he has aged very well. How old is that dude?

Speaker: He's he's he's laying his 50s. I would think I'm not hating on him. I'm hating on him as a wrestling fan. Jody people hate on him and LL Cool J the same way.

Speaker: I don't hate on you. I don't hate on the Rock. I hate on the Rock or Dwayne Johnson or whatever as a wrestling fan because I was a stone cold guy. I was a stone cold guy and if you can't tell that I'm a stone cold guy just by how I act and what I say and do

Speaker: I am like every other wrestling fan on this planet when the rocks fucking music kicks up today I still get excited but there's also a part of me that's like you motherfucker because I hear his music and I'm waiting for

Speaker: You about to get fucking stung out of your stupid ass sunglasses, Rocky. The minute that motherfucker walks in there, the radius go up. We have got to be careful. I do have to say, Tony, you brought up LL Cool J. Yes. LL Cool J, I do like the dude. I think he's awesome. He's the only black man to survive a horror movie. So I love him for it because he's a bad ass man. Like Jodie has. If you watch hard enough people, Tony's eyes roll in the back of his head.

Speaker: She survived she made it to the end she she outside of LL Cool J. She made it the longest

Speaker: Yeah, she died she did She died at the end. Oh, I love Beyonce. Fuck Beyonce even Busta Rhymes and Halloween did not make it as long as As Kelly the black guy and a kind of to survive the whole way through the movie. That's the ice cube. Yes Kind of one and a kind of two little black guys. Yeah, but those are scary movies. Those are just terrible But

Speaker: Jody has at number three, she's got Richard Greer. Even today, he's like 175. That's still a good looking cat. Number four, we were just talking about him. She's got Mr. Ladies Love Cool J. Yeah.

Speaker: That's a good video. I didn't... I ain't lying on Ella Kool J. I ain't mad at her. Ella Kool J's a badass. Uh, number five, she's also dead. Ever seen any K .I .S. LA? Fuck this. Yes.

Speaker: I can't even be mad at him for it though because I watch Criminal Minds

Speaker: Hey, I ain't mad at you. Jay, take your meds. I'm secure. I'm secure enough to say it. I ain't mad at you ladies for liking that fool. It's Jesus Christ. Take your meds, Jay. But in at number five, Jodie also has Mario Lopez. I ain't mad at him. He's still a good. He was a hard thrower. He still is. He still does look good in her six pick because she did. He looks the same he does. She did send a six pick and she put

Speaker: I'm kind of hurt actually baby to be honest with you that you put this man that far down on your list because he's one of my favorites. I will fight you in the street.

Speaker: But her number six pick is one, Mr. Patrick Swayze. Wolverines! Wolverines! You know what? Patrick Swayze. Be nice. Be nice. Patrick Swayze. What if he calls my mom a whore? And another movie. And a movie. That's the other way. It did... Black Dolls. Ghost. Roadhouse. Roadhouse. Roadhouse. Roadhouse.

Speaker: Dirty dancing. Point break. Hold on, wait, wait. Point break, yeah. Roadhouse, point break, and Ghost came out all in the same year. You know what else you forgot? And he was also the second man of the year that year. You know what else you forgot that he was iconic in? Hmm. Um, fucking The Outsiders. Yeah. That's right. That's right. He was in The Outsiders. Stay gold, 20 boys! Stay gold! He was in The Outsiders. He was in, the man was amazing. And he was smooth as shit.

Speaker: And I'll tell you what. You guys talk about Patrick Swayze. I need more beer. You cannot name a bad Patrick Swayze movie. I can't. No, you can't. Absolutely not. Black Dog was a horrible movie. No, it wasn't. Black Dog is amazing. By the ratings? That was a horrible movie. Fuck the ratings, because they're going by critics. That's fine. That's fine. Because I don't care who you are. What was his best movie to you? What was his best movie? Ooh, that's a tough call. I would have to go with probably Dirty Dancing, because I love that fucking movie. How many people are going to say Toe Wong -Fu?

Speaker: And Snipes look good, too

Speaker: As a man, I was like, damn, Snipes look good. They didn't look good, but they acted their asses off. I wouldn't give them credit. They did a damn good job in a movie. I fucking love Too Wong Fu. That is one of my favorite damn movies, when Patrick Swayze was dressed as a woman in a dress and high heels and smacked the shit out of that chick's husband for hitting on her. And hey, judge me how you will, but all three of those guys were not bad looking women. They look good.

Speaker: I ain't trying to pick them up in the bar. My sister was like, you know, that's a guy because I was like, that woman's sexy as hell. Yeah, no, no, I'm not saying they're sexy or anything like that. I'm saying they weren't. I'm not saying they're sexy or anything like that. I'm saying they were not bad looking women and they did a hill. They played all three of those gentlemen played the hell out of that role for

Speaker: It was Swayze, Snipes, and Lake Wazamo. But there's a fourth person. I don't think there is. I think there's only three of them. Jody also had a seventh pick that again shouldn't be so low on her list. Her seventh pick was me. Oh, Jesus Christ. She just lost. Shut up. She just lost. Rupaul was in it. Rupaul was in it.

Speaker: Yeah Chris Penn Jason London I'm talking about the three main characters Three main characters just Patrick Swayze Wesley Snipes and John like John Leguizamo I told her she was like she was like I've never seen the movie the pest

Speaker: Everybody's seen the best Well, anyways, let me roll it let me finish things I got We have a first timer putting her list in for the first time this week Miss Samantha The other half the other half of the salmon cam

Speaker: She has put a listing for the first time this week. Okay. She has Ryan Reynolds. Oh yes, he was excellent empire. This motherfucker, what is wrong with you? I'm trying to get through these goddamn lists if you guys don't stop. I'm sorry.

Speaker: Jesus Christ, Sam has Ryan Reynolds, of course a favorite on the show. I ain't mad for that. She has Johnny Depp, Mark Wahlberg, Danny Worsnop, I don't know who that is, maybe a musician, Worsnop, W -O -R -S -N -O -P, maybe a musician,

Speaker: Rock musician? She's into rock music. He's an English singer. He's a lead vocalist of asking Alexandria and We Are Harlot. Never heard of them. Oh, okay. Oh, I know who that is. Okay. Yeah. No, I know who he is. Asking Alexandria? Is that what you said? Yeah. Yeah. Actually, that's a really good band. I seen them in concert. They were really good.

Speaker: And she's also got again. I don't know who he is. I'm assuming. He's a rock musician Andy Baresack and be I er s a ck Andy Baresack No asking asking Alexandra is a badass man. I seen him in concert. They were so good America's singer -songwriter There is that Bill Brides

Speaker: Oh yeah, another good band. No one's saying I figured they were both rock singers. And then last, Cameron, you only set forward you goofy bastard. Cameron, you need to put two more on the list now. He only needs but one more. Lucy, put your list up, come on.

Speaker: Jay, put your list up since you want someone's goddamn attention. Put your fucking list right? Put your money where your mouth is, Jay. Nonsense the Nonsense podcast at gmail .com. Or just send it to me on Snap, it don't matter. The last one is, oh, the last one is two people, okay. Wait a minute. Oh, okay, I see what you did, Cameron.

Speaker: They haven't been around that long. Really? Childhood crush? All right, whatever. We'll go with it. How old is he? Cameron has... He's a baby. He was born in, like, 2000. 2000, right. Yeah. No, 19... I got yelled at. I think 1996 he was born. Fucking millennial. But he's got... He told you this all the damn day. Appreciate it, Cam. Jesus. He says 95. 95. Oh, I said 95 last time, and he yelled at me.

Speaker: He's got Candace That's a solid pick because I debated her He's got Selena Gomez I met and he's got I ain't even mad at this and any one of us could have put her on and I'm actually surprised we didn't oh No, wait, never mind. I read that wrong because I've combined the two last names I'm a jackass, but he has Jennifer Lawrence and

Speaker: Hunger Games, X -Men. Unfortunately, she's a little too young to be on our list. And then his last two picks are... His last two picks are Mattie and Tay. They are a musical group. Mattie and Tay. So that's where it looked like he only had four.

Speaker: But he has five, so I was wrong. So anybody else, you haven't told either of the show today? This is Maddie and Tay. They're cute. They're cute. Hi, man. Two of them young for me, but they're cute. Yeah, yeah, I was going to say. I mean, they'll get us locked up. Yeah, yeah. Tony, they're under 65.

Speaker: No, seriously, seriously, check out Red Sparrow with Jennifer Lawrence. I believe it's on Netflix. Holy shit. Isn't that like a sequel or prequel? She plays a Russian spy or something like that.

Speaker: You know who's speaking of Russians, uh, badass rush. You know, who's super cute? Who's not hot or sexy or anything like that, but really cute. Uh, the chick who plays, uh, um, black widow's sister and black widow movie. I see you. I know what you meant. I would let that woman be my ass. I'll never see you as one. Just so you know, go ahead. Well, I did. I did. Now that list are done, I did want your family.

Speaker: Add a backup that I didn't write down. Sure, go ahead. Have you ever seen the movie Great Outdoors? No. With John Candy. Cammy. Yeah, you and I were talking about that. And I just didn't know she was famous enough. Yeah, exactly, which is why I didn't put her on. But she was also in The Boy That Could Fly.

Speaker: And I wish, like - Terrible movie. I was, and I know it's like - As Cammie, she was sexy as hell. But that's the only place where I saw her sexy. Yeah. Was in that movie - But yeah, like we said, we got three in the chatters box that came in. If you guys would like to, E .R. Nurse.

Speaker: Jay, John, anybody else who's listening right now? If you guys want to put a list in, Jeff says you have until tomorrow morning. What time tomorrow morning, Jeffrey? Well, 9 o 'clock my time, because that's what I'm doing. 9 o 'clock his time, which is 10 o 'clock my time, which is? The same time as the one we had. 7 o 'clock in the morning on the West Coast. Let's say before noon West Coast. 0 ,900 E -T. OK.

Speaker: Before noon on the West Coast, if you want to put a list in, go ahead and email us at nonsensicalnonsensepodcastatgmail .com. Go ahead and throw that up in the chatters box if one of you guys would be so kind. You guys can get your list in and we will add them.

Speaker: But you can spell, but everybody who's been up in here has been in this broadcast more than once. And this motherfucker is still asking, what do I have to do? And list of what, and I don't understand the game. It's a starting five. Your five favorite. Why don't you explain it to him? Why don't you explain it to him? Childhood crushes. You've been here since the beginning of broadcast. You know what the fuck we talking about.

Speaker: I know he does he's a jackass I'm just explaining so this week's is a starting five your five favorite childhood crushes if you want to get involved we'll put it up on Facebook we'll let the fans vote and we'll have a winner right now it's just for fun but down the road for you guys we'll get to a point where we can we can get you guys a swag a little swag pack yeah that's that's that is in the works we are working on

Speaker: Celebrity, Jay. Yeah, they do have to be celebrities. It's not like you can pick your high school crush, because that don't count, because nobody's going to hook the shells if she is. No, see, that's funny. I only got one phrase of brand. I got to start buying them again. I'm married. You guys use condoms, so I don't. Jeez. Huh?

Speaker: Jason, put up your five favorite condom brands. I said, well, I'm married. No, she said that. No, she said that. And then Jason asked it for a friend. Do they have to be female on this crush list? Man, go to the damn music. I can't with this motherfucker. I can't with this motherfucker. Oh, there's more than five. Yeah, John. The gold coin bricks, spoiler note. Jeez, what's going on, man?

Speaker: You said I'm not. Oh, hold on a second now. What the hell is this? Oh, we got it. We got a late entry. Okay. Here we go. Bring it. Bring it. Random Rick. There he is. Look at her. We love this dude. He's been around for a minute. He's been around since the beginning. We do like random. We're only going to do random Rick's five. He sent me 10. Look at this dude. Oh, I like your number 10, but I don't know how famous she was. Rick. Call him out. I want to hear. Uh, number one.

Speaker: Halle Berry. Amen. Number two. She is from Cleveland area, I believe, right? Exactly. Yep. Number two, Nicole. She did not have friends back in the day because she was mixed. And it was like a reverse racism thing. She couldn't hang out with the black kids because they didn't like her because she was half white. And the white kids didn't like her because she was half black. So I got feelings for that woman. And let's be clear, ladies and gentlemen, that shit does fucking happen.

Speaker: Yeah, it does. This shit does fucking happen. And for a woman that gorgeous, because if you look at pictures of her back in high school, she was still sexy.

Speaker: You're good you're good random we got your brother I Will let that woman slap the shit on me when she was a John Wick, I'll let her shoot shoot me Just trying to get through these lists

Speaker: Yeah, number two, he had Nicole Eggert. Yeah, Nicole Eggert, I pulled out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's gorgeous, yes. Number three, Elle McPherson. Okay, okay, okay. Random Rick, I'm kind of curious to know how old you are, to be honest with you. Number four, you had Kathy. Wait, what was the name? Elle McPherson? Elle McPherson, she was a supermodel. She was a supermodel, yeah. Okay, okay. You know who she is. I heard that one. I saw her. Superpass on that, superpass.

Speaker: uh number four kathy ireland we all know who kathy ireland is the pepsi commercials alone oh yes yes yes yeah she was a supermodel but the pepsi commercials she had the mole holy shit yeah that's the chick with mole i thought that was um

Speaker: That works, Jay. Jay, instead of randomly rattling off nonsense, send us your list to the email. Nonsense for nonsense podcast at gmail .com. You jackass walking attention. Son of a bitch older than you guys. We're not sitting with them all.

Speaker: No, she knew that a mole. From the Pepsi commercials? That was Cindy Crawford. Was it Cindy Crawford? Maybe it wasn't. I think so. Maybe I'm wrong. All the way. Maybe I'm mixing them up. I just remember the one where she pulls up in a clunker at a gas station. No, you're right. It was Cindy Crawford with the mole. Yeah, sexy guy. Kathy Ireland had a cute girl next door look. Yes, that's correct. Yeah. Number five, Nia Long. Hey.

Speaker: Hey, I imagine that. This is not my list. Yeah. And if you want to put if you want to put his six one on there, because because Jody got a six one in there and you want to throw his six one in there, he had he actually had Joe from Facts of Life. I'm mad. Good. But but listen to his number 10 pick. And I love this fucking movie and I have been looking for a spot to put this goddamn movie in and Jeff. Jeff has not given me the list.

Speaker: Fitting for yourselves, you little bastards. But his number 10 was Vanity from The Last Dragon. And Purple Rain. Yeah. But I've been looking for you to give me a list where I can use Barry Gordy's Last Dragon. I love that fucking movie. That is one of my favorite goddamn movies of all time. Tell me I'm wrong about that being a good movie. Who's the master? Show. No.

Speaker: He was Bruce Lee. I love that goddamn movie. I have watched that movie probably using this probably 900 times, if not more. I love that fucking movie. Fucking motherfucker said that with the Chinese food. Yeah.

Speaker: Such a great movie. Purple Rim was at Bologna. Okay, I appreciate that. I thought there was a vanity in there, too. Yeah, no, I thought it was, yeah, yeah, yeah. Apollonia was... I thought both of them were in that movie, honestly. That's all 10 of his? I don't know, that's right. I know that's right, Cameron. Yeah, no, I just gave him six, but his number 10, I can't believe I didn't even think of, because it wasn't even that I had a crush on her, but she was... I don't know that chick ever did anything else outside of that movie.

Speaker: But I love that goddamn movie. He's a evangelist now. There's shit. Yeah. Vanity's an evangelist. I'll have a vanity on Epilonia. One past, the other one's an evangelist. Hmm. He said, what is it that he said to her? I want to show you some moves. She's like, what? She couldn't hear him over the music. I did too, Random Rick. I did too. I was a kid in the move theaters. I didn't see the theater, but I've seen that movie so many damn times.

Speaker: Uh -oh. Take your break. He's on the phone. Yeah, no, we're getting ready to take a break. But, uh, yeah, so we got our list in. Like I said, you guys got until tomorrow, according to Jeff, until 12 p .m. Eastern time. We got two more. We got two more. I'm gonna hold full fingers up. I'm fucking Arne Anderson over here. Well, the man from Ohio.

Speaker: I was I was doing my best arn Anderson because the motherfucker can't his hands crippled like that. He can't he can't move it Yeah But uh, so we got two more spots if you guys want to get a listing go ahead and email us at nonsensical nonsense podcast At gmail .com get your list in before tomorrow noon West Coast on Eastern day that time. I Know Jeff said West Coast. Okay. What is that? Yeah three o 'clock our time

Speaker: Uh, and with that being said, we're going to go to Bory. I didn't even look for music because I was reading the, uh, the emails there. Some people can love one another for life. How about.

Speaker: Do do do do do do do do some people can't hold hold it together Yeah, I have no idea yet Cameron maybe possibly who knows well you haven't done this one in a while But yeah, we're gonna take a real quick break

Speaker: got some blacktop mojo again if you don't know who blacktop mojo is do yourself a favor check them out wherever you stream music and on all social media at blacktop mojo if you know who they are do your friends a favor and tell them about blacktop mojo so we got a cover of Fleetwood max dreams by blacktop mojo it's actually a little

Speaker: Dreams Fleetwood Mac featuring Alex Smith. So go ahead and enjoy that. We'll be back here in just a few minutes with the last hour of the show. Thanks you guys for hanging out. I almost pushed a button. Fuck everything else.

Speaker: Now here you go again, you say you want your freedom But who am I to bring you down? It's only right that you should play it the way you feel it But listen carefully to the sound

Speaker: Trains alone and nestled like a heartbeat drives you mad Oh stillness, hurry, memory, what you had And what you lost Yeah, what you had And what you lost

Speaker: I said, hey, women, yeah, they will come and they will go. When the rain, why should you blame your love?

Speaker: The crystal vision, but I keep my vision for myself. But I'll be the one to wrap around your dream.

Speaker: But have you waited, dreams you would like to sell? Dreams you would love, and that's the life of my feet, drives you mad. Oh, stillness of remembering what you had and what you lost. You know what you had and what you lost.

Speaker: Oh, and the sun does only happen when it's raining. And players, they only love you when they're playing. I said hey, women, if they will come and they will go.

Speaker: It only happens when it's raining And players, they only love you when they're paying Now say whether your day will come and day will go And when the rain might show to you

Speaker: I'm a happy, trashy man, trashy man, trashy man Hell yeah, welcome back to Nonsenseical Nonsense, everybody. Hopefully you're enjoying the show. I love that fucking song, first and foremost. I love the cover. Fleetwood Mac is one of my favorite bands.

Speaker: Uh, but I do love the cover of those boys. They killed it, man. I was singing and rocking out the whole and fucking entire time that that was playing. I can't help myself. But welcome back to nonsensical nonsense, guys. Hopefully you're enjoying the show. Hopefully you're having fun tonight. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Tik Tok and yes, we are on YouTube as well.

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Speaker: Those guys are killing it. Yeah. Well, I guess you can do your family if you want to do your family. I ain't here to judge. It is 2022.

Speaker: I think you might be able to join the Alphabet Warriors if you start banging your family. That is what the I is in L -B -G -T -Q -I -A. Intergender means asexual. It's incest. He stands for incest, I'm sorry. That's a plus 13 now. Okay. Nice. But no, we do appreciate y 'all hanging out with us. We do appreciate you guys being here, shooting the shit with us.

Speaker: We're going to come back. We got about another 30 minutes or so left in the show. Let's kill it. We'll do our thing. Maybe, maybe we'll be back for an after show. Maybe we'll go cause some ruckus in other shows. You know, I like to do that. I don't get invited in other shows. Nobody likes me. That's why I created my other show. No, I'm not.

Speaker: Sorry, I had to jump off earlier. My comments are directed at you and only you. Well, then I'm good with everybody else. This is true. Much like when I'm live. But then I'm hanging out in the comments and I'm chatting with everybody else. And then I direct certain comments at you because I wait for your response. I was getting up yesterday. This motherfucker looked at the comments and went.

Speaker: No, what the hell was his name the white kid with the high voice

Speaker: True Seeker? True Seeker. I like True Seeker, too, but... He's so much a Jesus freak, but he's gonna do some shit, too. I gotta watch this. Is he? Yeah. I do like True Seeker, but I fucked with him in the past. As long as y 'all get cool, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, no, I like him. I fucked with him in the past in the comments, and he tries to be serious. He tries to keep it serious. They're on topic, and they ignore me. Every once in a while, I see when I get him with one, and he goes...

Speaker: Yeah, and then he goes I got you. I got you fucker. He had to change his shit because of his political views. One thing is fucked up. Yeah, they got him shared a couple of times because of his political views. I never knew he got banned. That's why he changed his name a couple of times.

Speaker: Was it right or left? Was he right or left? What about you, Simmons? Was he one of your childhood crushes, John? Once again, exactly. If it's your opinion, banning somebody on your opinion is the worst thing. He wasn't even going offensive. And he's nowhere near half of these other motherfuckers up here. Oh, yeah. He's nowhere near them. Y 'all leave him to fuck alone. There's some motherfuckers that come in here like that. But there's some anal motherfuckers up here.

Speaker: bring that bring y 'all over here give me a brown bear what daddy wants my cheese have you seen that trend they got that fake mustache and they go you got a nice little man

Speaker: Trust me, you know how many times I've fought the urge because Tony's always right now below me just going. You got a nice little buying pussy here. I'm behaving John. Trust me, I'm behaving.

Speaker: Stop with the toilet humor. Yeah, Tony. Yeah, Tony. You stop it. Behave yourself, Tony. About that trend is we cannot do it because we actually have a good mustache. Tony, I'll give you a quick explanation of this fake mustache trend. It's literally a CGI mustache that looks like a 70s porn star.

Speaker: And there's a lot of the, I'm about to go down to Taco Bell and give me a bahaha blast. Which is annoying. A bahaha blast? It's a Hank Hill voice. It's Hank Hill. It's Hank Hill from King of the Hill. And then the other one is the nacho libre sound.

Speaker: where he's like, like, he's good. You know, it's so funny. But the funniest one, I saw this chick, she puts on like her boyfriend's hat backwards, you know, his baseball cap backwards. And she's wearing like his t -shirt. Oh, that chick does that. She does a ton of videos.

Speaker: And she's wearing jeans, and he's lying on the bed recording it. And she comes up behind him, and she's like, you gotta taste my old man pussy on you. I lost it. I started following her. As soon as she did that, I was like, I'm in it. She does all the Chevy Ford Dodge.

Speaker: Honda Civic and like, you know, like John's right. John's right, Tony. You're the bad guy here. Hey, you would blow the fuck up. Your toilet humor. We've had about enough of your toilet for me tonight, sir. You sir. How much that bottle you got left? Oh, how much have you drank of that bottle?

Speaker: How much was in that bottle tonight before you started drinking? Now you pussy.

Speaker: I put it up here on the screen, fuck you. The first thing that I wanted me to do was I didn't make a deal, she wanted me to do it. I put it up here on the screen. Just so it does have crying. Ski. Oh, good, good. Ski. It's a Saturday night, I ain't got work in the morning. After the damn movie, I'm not driving. Ah, ski, ski, ski, motherfucker. Put it on, ski, put it on, ski, put it on Tony's face. To the sweat drops down they balls. No, you too Debbie, I'm good, trust me.

Speaker: I might go another two hours on that after this. Let's go. Yeah, I'm in. Joe shit just in the night. What are you talking about? I got nothing to do. My wife's in Europe. She blew and just landed in Venice. Well, y 'all might not want to be a part of what I'm talking about. That's why she called me. What are you going to do after this, Tony? What you mean I better come on later? I'm going to come on later. I'm going to think you better be there. I'm on your face.

Speaker: What's he gotta do I'm ready

Speaker: You're gonna get mad too fast. And Jeff, I keep you out of my bullshit. See, I got bullshit up here. I'm not gonna get mad. I don't get mad anymore. I don't get any. I don't get any. I just remember it's upstairs. Let's fucking... I don't get mad, man. This is the new and improved click. I don't get mad, man. You did good in that broadcast by being quiet, which kills you. You was mad. Oh, no. I got a phone call. I was not mad. I was agitated. Put it back.

Speaker: Which broadcast? Our broadcast? Oh god. Which broadcast? Our broadcast? Or last weekend? Or last weekend? The one with the music. You're about to lose your shit.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, because he was wrong. Oh, yeah. He was so wrong. He was so wrong. And then every time I tried to talk, he was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is my broadcast. I'm going to talk. I'm like, listen, you smart motherfucker. Explain this to me because I don't go live every five minutes like you do. I go live my Monday, Wednesdays and Saturdays. What are you talking about?

Speaker: Tony's live 24 -7 it would not shock me to see Tony Take Oh Put them damn things away girl You gotta you got a license for them guns

Speaker: I don't know if she has a license for them things. I'm going to have to go perform a citizen's arrest.

Speaker: We're not going to ask to see the picture because we assume it's her tits. She's rocking them guns, man. I'm going to have to detain her next weekend. I'm going to detain her for the next 48 hours next weekend. Yeah, right. A little bit of that, a little bit of that action. I'm going to, I'm going to performance the citizens arrest and detain her for the next 48 hours starting next Friday.

Speaker: You don't want to show him nothing else. You good. We can show him your guns. Shut up. Those are games, girl. No pain, no games. How much time left, John? Joe, you good. Don't worry. He's happy. It would not surprise me if her guns were bigger than mine.

Speaker: Oh my God, tell TJ to settle his ass down. He said they're okay for a mom. That kid kills me. That kid kills me. I cannot wait to hang out and spend time with him because him and I are going to talk so much shit. The heat cracks me up. John, how much time left?

Speaker: 833. Oh, yeah, it's kind of fucked this up. That's the gamblers. That's the gamblers acting up right now. The game. They stay by the step in and watch what happens. Watch what happens. Who did he play in again? Who was Duke playing? Oh, I cannot wait to hang out with that kid. Oh, he cracks me up every time.

Speaker: Arkansas. Number two and number four. Wow. No. Anyways. Wow. We should, we should play a new game. It's called let's read Jeff's lips. They got a new accurate integral coming out. He said, he said, he said, I'm sorry baby, but I'm still in love with Chris, with Chris. Go ahead and stay in Europe. Don't come back. I'm going to Ohio.

Speaker: He completes me and I have to be with him. Wow. I want his cuddles. His arms are so big and strong. Wow. And his shoulders, they make me melt. So fucking gay. Arizona beat Gonzaga. Wow. I wish I had a beard like Chris. Wow. It is amazing. Wow. I wish I was as tall as Chris. Okay, I have to go.

Speaker: I can't talk to you anymore. I can't hold my love back for Chris anymore. Stop talking to me, woman. We're done. We're through. I don't want to be with you. Puntas, T .S., mi amigo. I'm like, I'm home. So bad. If there are any action, Arkansas beat Gonzaga. Oh, okay. So it was Duke in Arizona is what I got wrong.

Speaker: I wish I spoke more Spanish so I could do like the Spanish soap operas. I appreciate that, that's my bad. I got messages in there. Anybody up in here who's an accurate fan? You both, Chris. I'm a single channel listener and I just have you on my ear.

Speaker: Cause she's, it's like six, it's like four 30 in the morning there. And she's in the hospital, but she can't fall asleep. So she's whispering. So I could barely hear her, but all I hear is asshole in one ear and her in the other. Tony, Tony, I don't even know what the hell Tony's talking about. All right. Goddamn. Goddamn. I wish I really, I wish I would have really taken those four years of Spanish because the Spanish soap operas, what are they called Jeff?

Speaker: They're, um, telenovelas. Yeah, telenovelas. I would have totally went full on telenovelas. Yeah, telenovelas. I would have totally went full on Spanish soap opera on your hand. I was just reading your lips. I was just telling the audience what you were saying. No, she's, like I said, she's, she's in, she just landed in Venice not too long ago and they just got to the hostel. So she's wide awake because they just, they just flew from London to Venice.

Speaker: But she said she had so much fun at the fucking Harry Potter thing. She said it was... Because it's literally the sets from the movie. And she said, the movies do not give some of those sets justice. The Gringotts Bank. That's the pictures I sent you guys on the chat. Holy shit, she said it looks so amazing.

Speaker: Aww, that's not fair. Man, I'm getting no more picks because I showed you guys what? Hahaha! Cause I showed you guys your arms. That's Karma motherfucker! Karma motherfucker! I'm proud of her, I was trying to show her off. I'm not being an asshole, I just showed you guys her progress on her arms.

Speaker: Did you go and put up there with a sunset about her? You asshole! She was like, guns like, damn, I did some fucking guns! Hell no. Jesus Christ, I've never seen so much fat. Dude, have you ever taken your shirt off and looked in a mirror? I look good, motherfucker. Leave your shirt on and just look from here up in the mirror and tell me that.

Speaker: You look like a guy that I'd randomly walk up to on the street and be like, are you hungry? Are you homeless? My wife hadn't been here for two weeks, motherfucker. I'm literally like, damn, I fell asleep. What does that have to do with anything? Because she's not here to yell at me to go clean myself up. Jeffrey.

Speaker: My girlfriend isn't here all the time. You actually go out in public, motherfucker. I don't leave the house. Yeah, but I don't matter. I don't go out in public for the others to see me. I go to a beer store to buy cigarettes and coke every morning. Do you send pictures to your wife? Your wife is in a whole other side of the world. You don't send her pictures and send her good morning text or anything like that?

Speaker: Yeah. So you still want to look good for her. I still want to look good for Jody. So I'll make sure I clean my beard up. I brushed my beard. My hair's getting a little crazy. I do got to go to the barber. As a fan of scrubs, you should know. But I wear a hat. And I've been told I look sexy in a hat. You know Neil Flynn. You know who Neil Flynn is, the janitor for me? That's a janitor work. OK. Now, Dr. Jan Akor.

Speaker: I apologize baby, I shouldn't have shown you the guy. In the TV show he was in called the middle. His wife says to him, how come you don't tell me you love me? Excuse me a second, let me remind you something. No means no. Okay, please continue. Yes means yes, no means yes and yes means. No means start begging. But in the show the middle, his wife says to him. Yes means Tony's favorite thing to do with his mochi cheese.

Speaker: Knock knock knock Who's at my back door don't worry surprise bitch You're goddamn right I'm Chris handsome I Have a little story for you Chris. I don't know if you've seen this chick on tick -tock She is

Speaker: 25 years old because I haven't 25 years old But she is Stuck in the body of an eight -year -old. Oh No, no, I did not see her on tiktok. But the radio shows who they were talking about her. Yeah, she's got a medical disease She's 22 years old she looks like she's six and her friends Set her or the same age as her 22

Speaker: sent her up on blind dates, and every one of them dudes are like, where's Chris Hanson? She walks into this restaurant, she looks like she's eight. And her mom, her mom was on radio shows, she's like, every time a guy is interested in her, the mom's looking at him sideways going,

Speaker: motherfucker, you know what she looked like. She looked like she's six. I mean, and, you know, it's, it's, it's a weird situation, but what do you, what do you do there? Because she's just like every one of us. You know, she's, she's weird, but she just as horny and we are, well, we were 22. Well, no, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, she's in her twenties and she's just looking for somebody.

Speaker: Shana Shana Ray You know, she's looking for somebody obviously she wants to be loved she wants to be in a relationship But you she also she does have to protect her protect herself because there are Unfortunately, there are weirdos that are gonna only want to be with her because And I can understand like going for like TV show about a chick who has like flippers or some shit like that

Speaker: Two? No, there was that one TV show about the two chicks that got two heads. They're Siamese twins. Siamese twins, yeah. But they have one body but two heads. She has a reality TV show? Yeah. What in the hell are you talking about, John? Go back to the basketball game. What is deep water? It's a TV show. I'm in a movie.

Speaker: Aerotics anonymous Facebook user. It's worse older than in your 20s Okay, so she's older than her 20s No, no, they're saying the horniness is worse. No when you're older than in your 20s. Who the fuck is that on Facebook? I Don't know either about to find out I'm gonna try to find out what I read off with his own story John looks like it's a new version of In decent proposal

Speaker: There we are she's 22 years old She does not look like she's eight though. She doesn't look old enough either

Speaker: Oh, she looked like she might be 10. Right. She looked like a pre -teen. Yeah, she looked like a pre -teen. Like maybe 12. In other words, nobody's going to believe you.

Speaker: Let's say let's say you do have a genuine connection with this chick No, but in general But let's say you do have a general connection with this chick and you guys go out to a restaurant You have to play dad and daughter Think about this if you are dating her

Speaker: She can order off the kids menu. You go to Disneyland. She gets a kid's ticket. Ass. You go to the movies. Asshole. She gets a kid's ticket. Asshole. That's why Judy's mad. I'm looking at the bright side. Why am I an asshole? I'm looking at the bright side. I can see. There is a silver lining to it.

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. You can't be drunk at a bar and be like, honey, you drive home. And if you go to Disney, and if you go to Disney, it may find out how old she is.

Speaker: You know what the other benefit is? You get to go to the front of the line because she has a disability. I'm looking for the good. Them poor bastards that her friend set her up on that blind date, them poor bastards, she walks in and they're like,

Speaker: Every one of those guys that she showed up on the blind dates and I saw it on tiktok I haven't seen her show or anything, but every one of them were like

Speaker: Is this a joke? Where's Chris Hanson? Because, I mean, she walks in the fucking door and, you know how the doors, the glass doors with the push bar? She's not even coming up to the push bar! I don't even know what that movie is. I never even heard of it.

Speaker: She's like three foot nothing. I'm mad for her. I'm mad for it. Fuck it. We ever see her in town. We take her out. I'm taking her out. I'm taking her out. We're going to call her frustrations. That's who we need as a guest. What the hell did you just say, Tony? If she's ever in your town, you're going to take her out and calm her frustrations. If she gets you on this, we're going to take her out and let her hang the fuck out like she wants to because motherfuckers keep discriminating against us. Oh, no. I'll hang out with her. Oh, no. I'll hang out with her. I know. I'll hang out with her and shoot with her, but what did you say about calming her frustrations? She needs to calm her frustrations to go hang out with some people who's going to treat her like a regular person.

Speaker: Well, her mom's protecting On the bad side of that I'm sure it gets frustrating for her get away dude, she looks

Speaker: that's right absolutely but i mean you know what i mean she can if she's 20 22 23 how old however old she is i mean she is she is she is old enough to make her own decisions if she wants to move out and go live on her own she can they make accommodations and apartments and and some complexes are made for uh special people i think that's the i think that's the pc yeah little people yes

Speaker: So, you know, she can go and she can find her own place in an apartment where, and she's on TV, so she probably has enough money to build her own house and have it customized for her where the countertops and the shelves and everything like that. But you know, and she can say, fuck all the bullshit. I'm not dealing with my parents anymore. But no, I totally get it because there are that, there is that subsection of fucking weirdos that are going to be like, Oh, I want to be around her cause she looks like she's 10.

Speaker: This motherfucker's about to eat again. You fat son of a bitch. Who? No, I'm not. Fuck you. You. I hear your microwave. I hear a microwave. This is dry, you jackasses. This is what y 'all get. And I'm the one drinking. Fuckers? Yeah, but what does that fuck sound like? We hear food.

Speaker: Wait a minute. I said Chris a video today that I saw on TikTok today. Did you see that, Chris? Yeah, I don't know how you're supposed to eat those. Tony said he's the one drinking them. What the hell am I drinking here? What am I drinking? That is fucking milk, it looks like. What is this shit? It does look like milk. I am drinking milk. I've had a six pack of milk. If I was drinking milk on the show, I'd be doing it from the toilet. Or if you've ever seen, or if you've ever seen, Ernest Scared Stupid, I'm drinking Miak. Miak.

Speaker: I will fuck with Tony when he's trying to eat because his motherfucker said he was gonna have six -pack abs by April 16th and according to my According to my my my power more for watch here Have you ever watched the Power Rangers, you know the watch that they wore that Zordon would call them on her to watch at the bionic six But I love this fucking watch I got this bitch off a witch

Speaker: I'll do a lot of Wish shopping too. Wish got some shit on me, but it says about Wish. No, I go through Wish. It's LED. I've seen those videos. Yeah. It's LED, but watch this. Buying. And it shows the time and the date and everything. Oh, that's cool. I like that. That is so cool. I love this fucking one. You still don't have enough power. I love going on to Wish. But you know what? What? You know what website that I miss that is no longer available? What's that? It's fucking Skymall.

Speaker: Yeah, Skywall's gone. Skywall has some expensive shit. They had quality shit. They had cool shit. Have you ever seen that floating bed? No. Tell me you don't want that. It's like floats on a magnet. Fuck out of here. And it's literally a square bed that floats on a magnet. And it is chained to the wall so it doesn't float away.

Speaker: I would totally rock that shit. They actually, it's attached to the wall. Have you seen the new Arthur with that British guy? What's his name? Oh, I gotta look him up. I can't stand again. Russell Brand. No, Russell Brand. Russell Brand's version of Arthur. Motorcycle. Yeah. I cannot stand, I don't know why somebody would be on a motorcycle. I can't stand Russell Brand.

Speaker: I can't stand Russell Brandt. No, that sounded like a truck. How brilliant was that? It probably wasn't. That's a 350 Chevy square body, I guarantee it. No, it wasn't. Memphis Raines. It actually wasn't. Memphis Raines?

Speaker: You know, when you hit a car, you can tell what kind of car it is. Wait a minute, did you say Memphis Raines? Is that who commented from Facebook? Holy shit! What is up, Memphis? How the fuck are you, dude? No, I was saying that myself. No, he called me Memphis Raines. Yeah. Oh. Because I said it sounded like Square Body Chevy. Who said that on Facebook? Jeff, that's what strong milk he's drinking. Yeah, it is.

Speaker: No, I know a Memphis range, not who you're talking about. Oh, I'm talking about Facebook. We were talking about Nick Cage, but the fuck I lost my train of thought. Russell Brand, in the movie Arthur, where Russell Brand plays Arthur, not the Dudley Moore version, he has one of those floating beds. He has one of those floating beds in the movie. Floating beds? Let me see if I can get this shit. Well, there's a new version. I'm making a floating bed for my bedroom.

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Speaker: $8 ,000. Yeah, but how cool is it? I mean that's dope as shit. Watch this. Sadie, what you think? It's her and Debbie and Jodi and her, Debbie and Jodi. What do y 'all think about floating beds, ladies? Show the picture of that magnetic floating bed, Tony. What'd you say about Jodi? Thank you, Sadie. That's who's watching, he said.

Speaker: What do you think about floating beds they don't like me no more cuz I Don't listen showed her your guys. I showed you guys her guns. Shoot. See that's why I don't show pictures of my wife, right? No, your wife also looks like what is Quasimodo so you wish Yeah, there's that floating bed how cool is that $7 ,200

Speaker: It floats, if that light underneath of it, it looks like, in the picture, it looks like carpet goes right up to the bed, but it's literally floating. And my only assumption is it's like chained to the headboard, which is bolted to the wall. Well, no, because I mean, you could put like 40 miles. I broke a water balloon.

Speaker: How did you break a water bed? Actually, you know what? I don't even want to know it because you're going to go to a wall. That's my story. I dropped cymbal. I dropped scissors on it. Oh, okay. Yeah, I was going to say, I don't have a water bed. I had scissors laid on the sheets and I literally... Oh, I love my water bed. I wish I could still get in there. I was making the bed and I went like this with the scissors. What the fuck were you doing making bed with a pair of scissors?

Speaker: No, they were laying on the bed. Oh. And I didn't see them, and I went like this, and they flew up and went. I had a water bed in high school, and I loved my water bed. I would love to have another one again. I bet you could buy one. It was so comfortable. And mine had the heated feature on it, so I could heat it up. Oh, my god. It was fucking heavy. I bet you could still buy them.

Speaker: I don't know. Nobody does it anymore. Use water beds for sale. Deb, you got to stop all that. Now you're going to find them brand new. It's magnetic. It flows because of magnets.

Speaker: Yeah. So what do they, what do they, so what do they have? Like these big ass magnets and they put them on. It's the base of the bed where your mattress sits on it is a giant piece of metal or it's a giant magnet. And then you, you lay down a giant magnet on the floor and it repels itself. So they, they do the negative positive positive. So they, okay, I got you. The polarity thing.

Speaker: and and I would be so mad if the fucking bed just dropped your sound asleep it's like three o 'clock in the morning all of a sudden the magnets the magnets fucked up and it would be like it would be like it would be like the top right and the bottom left side so you'd be winding up all the fucking walls. It's not breaking from you sleeping let's be clear it's not breaking from you sleeping

Speaker: Here's the problem. Well, no, this is what I'm saying. Like, that would be my luck. I'd be sad to sleep a little bit. And that's how it would break. If you're wearing a metal watch on one of those magnet beds and your arm falls off the bed a little bit, you know how you dangle your arm sometimes? It's now stuck to the fucking bed. Put your dumb ass, take your jewelry off. Start trying to be cute. Right? It's gonna be fucked up. It's gonna be fucking naked. No, listen. It's gonna be fucking naked. Socks at best. And y 'all fucking around with this bullshit.

Speaker: Hey, speaking of which, speaking of socks and bed, have you ever been to the Sky Zone, which is like the trampoline parks? We've got a trampoline. Oh, yes. Yeah. Socks with rubber bottom, rod and piece on the bottom. The hospital socks. Those are my fur. I keep those, and I use those in bed. It gives good traction.

Speaker: I'm like, oh maybe maybe Tony and I don't understand it because Tony and I are both over six foot and you're like three foot nothing Maybe we don't understand what you're trying to say but This is the plane attraction

Speaker: It's got playing. Like, like, like, like, like, like, yeah. Well, that's what she's talking about. Jeff, Jeff was just Jeff. Jeff tells his wife, I'd love to binge over this counter baby, but I'm just not tall enough unless you move my step ladder. You see my kids and I built that. Why it has to be in the kitchen?

Speaker: You have a private bathroom, but oh, we're gonna do it right here in the kitchen. We have two kids. There are no counters on my back. Debbie, you said it, I didn't.

Speaker: But no, back to the whole floating bed thing. Skymall had so much cool shit that Wish has basically taken over that set. The problem is, the shit on Wish isn't as good as the stuff that was on Skymall. No, Skymall had excellent quality. Skymall had excellent quality. I have never heard of Skymall, to be honest with you guys. Skymall, you would find a magazine when you go on an airplane. I would show you guys something off of Wish that I ordered that

Speaker: three years ago when I, three, almost three and a half years ago when I ordered it. But, A, it was nothing what I thought it was gonna be. And B, I could barely fit in it. Now I'm, or no, I could not fit in it at all. Oh no, I bought my dinosaur from a costume shop.

Speaker: Uh, when I got it, when it showed up, it didn't look anything like it looked in the pictures and it, there was absolutely no way in hell I was going to get, get my arm into it. But now I'm slowly getting to the point where I can fit into it. Like here, I'll just, I won't put it on, but I'll show you guys. Well, that's the problem with Wish. No, his dinosaur. So it was, it was this shirt right here. Oh, that's cool. But it's too small. Right. And online it looked like a tank top.

Speaker: but it's like one of those gym meat head shirts, so it's cut weird. Now I'm getting to the point, I can put it on and I can kinda fit into it. I just gotta lose a little bit more weight and then I'll start wearing it. Little bit. You ain't seen it on me, bitch ass. This fat saved you. That shit's smaller than your beard. It's me a little bit. You know what I would personally do? You don't look like one of them bodybuilders in the NWA video. That's how small that shit's gonna be on me.

Speaker: You're gonna get cancelled you son of a bitch

Speaker: Jeffrey, you call him the n -word, Tony, you call him a midget, and then we're all good. I'll call him a midget. Tony, call me a faggot. You call him the n -word, I'll call Tony. I'll call Jim a midget. I'm not letting that shit slip again because I still get shit from that from Tony. That was funny. That was so cringy. Oh my God. Two more weeks. Two more weeks. But at the end of the day, I was quoting.

Speaker: He was quoting the song. I was quoting. No, I was quoting Cat Williams. What's your excuse, Tony? Because you wasn't for the song. What's your excuse, Tony? I don't make one. I just say what the fuck I want to do. Hashtag cancel. Hashtag cancel, Tony. You did a little tiny tank top one with that big ass. Hashtag cancel, Tony. I'm making a sticker tomorrow. Hashtag cancel, Tony. Go for it. I got a snake. You probably have some for it. Go for it. Chris, as a

Speaker: It's a truck bed made into a little hot tub Well, I have done I have personally done the No, I've done that yes, but this is literally on a like they built me they bought the bed at a junkyard and turned it into a

Speaker: I would do it, but I don't know if I'd be allowed to do it. No, you wouldn't be allowed to do it. Probably not. I can answer that. But with that being said, let's go and wrap this show up, guys. I'm gonna make a phone call, I know. I'm gonna wrap this up, make a phone call, and then pop back on here, and hopefully you guys will be on, and don't stand me up like you did last time. Yeah, Jeff.

Speaker: Yeah, Tony Tony Tony you stood me the hell up. I just got a message. I just got a message. Hold on. Listen This is James Earl Jones and you're listening to Nonsense of the Nonsense. The test. They go to the dark side. Look at that. James Earl Jones just messaged me. He's going to find you. He's going to send everybody. James Earl Jones.

Speaker: I will, I will say that. I'm trying to get situated for Jason. Number one. Number two, Debbie. I didn't say a few more weeks. I said two more weeks. Therefore two, two more weeks for what? I have my six pack. You said April 16th, you will have a six pack. That's two weeks isn't it? Yeah. You're not going to have a six pack in two weeks. Watch me.

Speaker: Motherfucker, I watched you scarf down six double cheeseburgers and three large fries. Just because you got a diet coke does not mean you're gonna get a six out of ten diet milk. You got a diet fucking water. Even the diet water was laughing at you going, bitch please. One more.

Speaker: Hold with a tangle with weave when it comes to the scene. Everybody, let's watch Tony's head explode as I play this. What is done in the night will be seen in the dark. And what is done at the night will be seen in the light. OK. Shut up. Hold on. Let's make Tony's head explode. Yeah, that was bad. What is done in the dark will be seen in the light, is what I meant to say. Well, hold on. I want to make Tony's head explode. Tony, put your camera on your face.

Speaker: So I can make your head explode. Ready? Here we go. Ellen, this is Betty White and you're listening to Non -Sensical Nonsense Podcast. They just kill me. Too soon? I love Betty White's ghost. This is the second appearance of Betty White's ghost. You just keep sending me messages.

Speaker: We need to, we need to get, we need to, uh, we need to reach out. We need to grab the, uh, the ouija board, the algae board. We need to get some more messages from miss Betty white, uh, for the podcast, but no, we are going to, we are, we are going to end the show. Uh, we do appreciate y 'all listening to us. I know we're a little bit out there. We're a little off the rails. Good night, John. Much love to you brother. Um, but we have fun. And at the end of the day, that's all that matters. You got three guys in here where we are brothers at the end of the day.

Speaker: and we have fun, and hopefully we can take your mind off the rest of the bullshit that's going on out there for a couple hours, three times a week, and make a list. Yes, anybody who wants to get that listing, if you are listening, right now, John, Sadie, Debbie, ER Nurse, we've got a couple spots left, so get your listing by tomorrow. That's great, that's where you want our spots.

Speaker: We have three more spots? No, we got two more spots. Wait, you told us six. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. Rick got it. Rick got it listed. Rick got it. So yeah, I got two more spaces. Send your list of nonsense to a nonsense podcast at gmail .com. But we're going to wrap this show up. Sounds like we're probably going to come back up here on somebody's life. Maybe Tony, maybe me, maybe Jeff, maybe somebody. I don't know. I can figure it out. Watch the web.

Speaker: We'll figure it out, but it sounds like we're going to be back on here on Haps and acting up and acting out a little bit more tonight. Ain't none of us got anything to do tomorrow. But with that being said, if you're not already, go ahead and check out, check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and even YouTube. I know to mention YouTube a lot, but we are on YouTube.

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Speaker: But yeah, with that being said, we're going to end that with our guys in blacktop mojo. If you don't know who they are, do yourself a favor.

Speaker: look them up anywhere you stream music and on all social media at blacktopmojo and if you know who they are do your friends and neighbors and family a favor and check them out we're gonna hit you with a little black top mojo wicked woman tony i need an old shit chuck from you tonight you son of a bitch

Speaker: She likes it! She likes the blood on her hands She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red She waits, puts breath into her wings and she comes using the dance

Speaker: I'm

Speaker: And now, the spirit is in her, giving out her blood, leaving her dying for you. Oh, I'm a wood, two thousand yards, look on and she starts to feast.

Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a statement.

Speaker: We got shotguns and ammunition behind me, but we ain't got no goddamn weapons. But I'll sell you a $15 lighter. Me? Wait for it. I've got some sharp terror combos over there. It's got a red stack. I'm afraid of the teeth, maybe. Bam! All right. Well, let me just take one of these lighters, and I'm going to borrow your boat spray, and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah, bathroom key, all right. Got your bathroom key, right?

Speaker: There. As I said, $15 lighter. He borrowed the Bunksberg. You better watch your fucking mouth, John. I see you. I'll suck the bulldog dick out your mouth. Here she comes. I'm sorry. Calm down, Jeffrey. Quiet. I'm fantasizing. Calm down. I won't ruin your fantasy with my voice. No.

Speaker: Jesus Christ. I can't get hard now. I'm off of wood. What the fuck? Come on, Tony. I need it. I need it from you, Tony. I hear it. Three, two, one. You're so doing it.

Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck. Oh shit, Chuck. Oh shit, Chuck. There it is. That was the best old shit Chuck we ever got from Tony. That's the same enthusiasm I need every week. You fucking need Jesus. I do need Jesus, but Jesus gave up on me a long time ago. Your guardian angels have wrinkles.

Speaker: My god these angels are bigger drunks than I am. They said god this motherfucker. We can't do it.

Speaker: And that's a wrap right there, you silly sumbitches. Join us Monday night with a brand new episode of Nonsenseicle Nonsense. Same Nonsenseicle time, same Nonsenseicle channel. I feel like I'm having a stroke right now. Jeffrey, let them know. Deuces! There it is. Tony. Mother had ya. Mother made ya. Mother fuck ya. Ya filthy sons of bitches.

Speaker: And with that being said, until next time, goodbye motherfuckers. Now I can hit the button. Jesus. I've hit the button.