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Speaker: Here's that sweet, beautiful sound to start to show. Welcome to non -sensical nonsense, everybody. Hopefully you guys had a good weekend. Enjoying your moon day. I didn't kick your ass too bad. That ferocious pit bull behind me, apparently. Tony D's in the building somewhere. And of course you all know me. I am the French fried tater known as Glick.
Speaker: spent a week at the beach and I am extra crispy. You're kind of lobsters. A little lobsters. You're my lobster. But I got a fancy, I got a fancy ass tan line that starts right about the base of my ass and goes down to just above my knees where I'm bleach white. But other than that, I'm bright red.
Speaker: Uh, the joys of the first, uh, weekend in the sun for, for me now moving forward is the more I'm out in the sun and you know, both Nikki and I and the kids, we are, uh, we all love to be on the water and being around the water and all that jazz. So I don't get to spend lots of time at the beach this summer. So, um, here in a couple of weeks, I'll probably start to look like a day gone Mexican. I'll be so dark, but it is what it is. What are you going to do?
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Speaker: I am terrible about my notifications. Um a few other uh podcasts and shows that I that I enjoy that I that I watch and stuff. I'm not getting the notifications when they're going live or when they're posting new stuff. So, I had to go back through and lo and behold, I'm a jackass and I didn't have my notifications on on most of them. So, I had to turn them on.
Speaker: Now I'm up to date and now I should be able to catch these guys on a more frequent basis and be able to pop in and show some love and, or even just on their content in general, because now I just turn notifications on for every goddamn thing. New episodes, live, uh, swords, whatever if you're on YouTube, I want all of them notifications.
Speaker: And yet again, another reason why my phone is always on silent, because as if my phone ever, you know, I'm never not getting notifications. That's a crazy thing. But my phone is usually nine times out of 10 on silent for that reason. Every once in a while, I'll turn it to vibrate, and then I'll forget, and I'll go to bed at night, and I'll get woken up in the middle of the night with a sound of a fucking jackhammer on my nightstand, which is always fun. But anywho, I gotta ask. Yeah.
Speaker: Hopefully you guys had a good weekend. It was a Monday. Went back to work. Weekend is never long enough. The joys of going to work with a sunburner are always fun, but made it through the day. The kids are back home. They just came home today from their week at the moms. They had a good week with their mom. I think sounds like they did. Sounds like they did a lot of a lot of fishing.
Speaker: which is my son's favorite pastime. Fish is with them, son's with me. I'm good with that. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not the biggest of fisher fishermen. Fish, fish, fishermen, fisher, fisher, fishinger. I don't know. I don't like to fish. I think it's boring. I get bored. But nonetheless, the kids are back home for a week.
Speaker: they're going to the beach tomorrow. I gotta go to work while they get to go to the beach. My goodness, watched Mickey and I had just like a lazy day yesterday man. No phones, not really no phones, went to the beach, hung out, came home.
Speaker: and did sushi and a dinner or sushi and a movie together. We watched this really good fucking movie, but it fucked us up at the end. It's called The Girl That Got Away, about a serial killer who murdered a little girl, a female serial killer who killed girls, but obviously one got away.
Speaker: But it was such a mind fuck at the end. But definitely check it out, guys. It's a relatively newer movie, too. It came out like two years ago. It's called The Girl That Got Away. It was pretty good. Not like any major big -name characters in the movie, but nonetheless, still a good movie. He's got a sword and a pickaxe. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker: Not a real sword, not a real pickaxe, ladies and gentlemen. But he just came in from outside. So Lord only knows what the hell. What do you want? Them paralyzed kids are getting into outside. I was going to say something else. I can't remember what the hell. I lost my train. My whole damn ass train of thought. All I could see was weapons of the ship.
Speaker: Jeff and I were playing around backstage last week and we figured out our biggest problem as with, you know, when we tried to point at each other and Tony's kind of notorious for this like, over here, over there, well, we figured out that in the settings, you can mirror your camera. So I'm not used to everything being behind me on the right, you know, the right way. So I guess I could see him in the background coming down the hallway. But anywho, I digress. I digress.
Speaker: I wanted to uh I wanted to say what I don't know I completely derailed most of my train of thought so 12 minutes in general we'll be ready. Yay. Alexa says um if it makes you feel good it smells good out there and it's like well thanks.
Speaker: out where? In the kitchen. Oh, well, I mean, it's shouldn't smell good. It's awesome. You saw? Hey, yes, your smells back yesterday when we were at the store. And you're smelling the flowers. I tried. I couldn't smell them. It's not COVID. That was the first thing I asked her. It's like, hey, smell shit. And I can't taste shit. And I said, fucking COVID again? No, it's her sinuses. Her allergies. They are whooping her
Speaker: A .S. You feel bad though? Did you eat my goldfish again? You did. Look at her. Look at her looking away. Did you eat my goldfish? We have a dog that is apparently obsessed with goldfish. That is her favorite snack apparently because she has now eaten two of Nicky's bags of goldfish that have the left in her wreath.
Speaker: And the first bag, they tried to blame the kids for eating. Well, I was blaming Anna. Yeah. Well, she was one of the kids. Yeah. But come to find out, it was a dog. Or? It was a dog the whole day going on time. All right, I'll be back. Sorry about that. You're good. It was the dog. It's the stuff I had to find.
Speaker: I haven't put that off, but I had to like go deep down scavenger on this side of the house for the shit. Oh, geez. I was trying to hurry up early on. You're going to fuss again. Nice of you to grace us with your presence, Joni Dee. Shout out, woman. How you doing? You missed the hole. My dog is now addicted to goldfish and has eaten her second bag of goldfish as of today. That were my goldfish.
Speaker: because she's an asshole. Mm -hmm. Already been. Gotta keep leaving them down where she can reach them. They were in the swim bag. They were in the bag from the beach yesterday. Whatever you say. Well, she's back. You're just gonna eat anything she can. That's edible. She can eat. Hell, you're just gonna eat shit that she can't necessarily eat, because then she can't poop it out. Yeah, I know you say. She can't poop it out.
Speaker: Badass dog. Oh, Jesus. Pitopodomus. I needed that. It's still a 45 -minute nap, but I needed that. I was running for about an hour and a half after I got off work. I don't even know what naps are these days anymore. You don't sleep. I do sleep. I sleep quite a bit. Do you really? Yeah. OK. I was in bed last night.
Speaker: What's the amount of time we got to bed last night? 10 or 11? Most nights I'm in bed by 10 or 11. I'm trying to get myself back into that. A lot of things that I've been trying to get done for the past six months I'm trying to get done this week. Yeah, Saturday is really the only night during the week that I stay up late. Yeah, today is officially eight years since I retired from the military.
Speaker: Goddamn. Yeah. Done, done. Done, done. But you kind of, do you, I mean, we all know what you do, you kind of brought it up, but do you still kind of work for the government or the military, or is it a - Both. Yes. Is it? Okay, I thought you did. Both. You're just not active duty. No, I'm not, absolutely, yeah. But the possible memories are like, oh yeah, this is right next time.
Speaker: I figured it was Saturday. This is my last drill weekend eight years ago. And today was officially the last day. Nice. This is the end day. Oh, man, all kinds of memories lately of Charleston makes me miss it. Right. I'm like, fuck you, Facebook. Keep reminding me that I live in Ohio now. Let's fuck you guys. I'm taking shit all over the place. Don't remind me. What? That I live in Ohio.
Speaker: need to break it to you but we do unfortunately for the time being eventually we'll be down south somewhere down south somewhere on the coast or in that house I want my parents to find me for my birthday preferably down south on the coast somewhere but I mean I'll take a free house though PA and Ohio basically the same Pittsburgh and Philadelphia
Speaker: Which I would take, I would take three Cleveland's. Yeah. I would take three Cleveland's over half of a Philly. No. Yes. Cleveland's actually pretty nice. Now, now, now it is. It used to be pretty goddamn rough. Cincinnati's still a shithole, but what are you going to do?
Speaker: until the artsy fartsy millionaires finished doing what they're doing with Cincinnati. Yeah, whatever they're going to do. I could see the whole city being gentrified song. They're they're pretty in it up. They're they're they're cleaning it up. They're pretty in it up Cincinnati. Unfortunately, I mean it outside of outside of around you see for years. It was all kind of a shithole.
Speaker: But I mean, just in the 10 years or so that I was gone when I came back through, I couldn't. Cincinnati was barely recognizable driving through it. They've done so much and put so much money back into the city and trying to clean it up and all that shit.
Speaker: Um, but how they've done that for, they've been doing that with Cleveland for years and years and years since, um, you know, like all the industrial stuff is kind of starting to, uh, slowly go away or whatever you want to say. You know, they've been bringing in a lot of big time investors and big time money. People have been coming in and like the downtown area, which, I mean, you got, you got three of the four major sports all have.
Speaker: or whatever down there, plus the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I mean, you don't want to be driving into the ghetto to go to go see a Cavs game or the Guardians or whatever. Right. So they've actually cleaned up downtown Cleveland a lot. Last time I was up there, been a few years back, but I was kind of shocked. I was like, damn, I'll barely recognize this place. So.
Speaker: So have you gone to see Spider -Man yet? No, but I seen, you said something. Dude, they were. About it. Them kids go mad at the end of that movie. I'm not telling y 'all. Jack, I want to tell you that anybody who knows any Spider -Man fan out there, go to that movie. It was good. I'm contemplating. There's nothing about cash. Well, I'm contemplating the new Transformers movie.
Speaker: Yeah, it is getting a lot of love. I'm contemplating it too, but that's Spider -Man. Big ups to what they did with that motherfucker. And that's the animated one, the multi -verse one, right? With Miles and what they did in it. Yeah, but the first one was really a lie. They did the damn thing with that movie. All the children were in there. Oh.
Speaker: Oh, I bet. And I was like, I passed out a couple of times. They said, dang, stop falling asleep. I'm like, is this thing still going on? But it was long. Oh, shit. It was long. And at the end, them kids were like, what? What? What? What? What? What? I was like, yeah. I was like, yeah, they got all y 'all. They got all of y 'all. Shit. Done. What's going on now? I just burnt my feet. Let me put some day on gloves on or something like that. I did. Right across the top. How did you do that? Putting cheese on the fucking garlic bread.
Speaker: I pulled it out part way. My pull out game ain't on point. Excuse me?
Speaker: I burned my hand. No, I want to send my pullout game in on point. I want to see that. But I know Cash would want to see it. I don't think any of the girls have any interest in seeing any of those movies. So it would just be like me and Cash going to do it. But I don't know which one. I dare say they would actually enjoy it as well.
Speaker: I don't know. They got superhero tendencies. Yeah, they used to when they were younger. They've just kind of the girls have grown out of it. I don't think Nicki really cares for the superhero movies because Cash and I watched well, the last week when they were not last week, but the week before when they were here, Nicki was at work or something and him and I watched Ant -Man and Wasp because she was like, I don't want it. I don't care to watch that.
Speaker: which I liked, I know a lot of people were kind of like, eh, but Cash and I both really liked it. Anybody who did not like that Ant -Man, Quantum Mania, you got issues. They did the damn thing on that movie, you got issues. I thought they did a great job. And then - You're not a Marvel fan, because if you're a Marvel fan, you should have loved that damn movie. You should have loved that damn movie. I'm just being honest. We'll criticize movies, y 'all know we'll talk movies all day and day. That movie was damn worth it. That Spider -Man movie, damn worth it.
Speaker: I want to, I want to see it. I do want to check it out. I imagine cash is going to want to see it too, but I just don't know if he's going to want to see that one or see transformers. And then also when we're going to have a chance to even like sneak away and go see it. Like if we wanted to sneak away and go watch them go tomorrow, I got to work all week. They're going to the beach tomorrow.
Speaker: Yeah, Nikki starts her new job Wednesday, so she's like, I'm going to take the kids to the beach tomorrow. I was like, oh, I got to work. That's what's up. And then her parents are coming into town this weekend. I might be out Wednesday night. Got a couple things I want to be together. I said, I'm normally doing something, but y 'all let me know. We need to go early. And that's only because everybody's going in early this week because we got the holiday coming, not this week, but the weekend after that. Everybody's trying to get there early and overtime, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker: Oh, yeah, that's right. You know, this is, it starts to get crushed time. We're going in and trying to build all that stuff up. And I'm kind of with the, like I said, it's the second half of the year now. And I really, I really do need to get myself pushing back up. I'm starting to feel it. You guys deserve our time. Do you bank it into your PTO and stuff like that? Or do you get paid for it? Or do you have the option to do either? Or you can make a leave for overtime.
Speaker: you know, build your company, which is what most guys do. That's why I try to go to bed early. I try to go to bed. You'll see me all over the place and I'll be like audio, but I'm forcing myself to go to bed. I reach a certain point at night where I just put my phone down. I turn my notifications off and I just put my phone down. And a lot of times it's, you know, might be when Nicky and I come to bed, but I plug it in, I flip it upside down on my nightstand. So I don't even see it light up or anything.
Speaker: and I'm just done with it for the evening. But when I worked at OSU, it was very rare that you got overtime to begin with. Most, I've never had a job. Well, I ain't gonna say never, but this job, this is in our best interest. There's too many benefits going on there. That's why I was hurting when I didn't go last year. And it's always, it just makes more sense to go in there and have it. Cause like I said, last year was the biggest example.
Speaker: I ran all my league out, I was borrowing because of how sick I was. I got below that backup, which I should have been able to, but I literally get up in the morning and sit there and just wait to see if something's gonna happen. Yeah, there was an older cat when I was at OSU this last time who was going through some health issues and stuff like that. And they allowed, you know, you could donate time to, and he was missing a lot of work. And when I put my two weeks in, I took,
Speaker: a week of sick time because my boss was just like, you don't have to be here. Right. But I had like two and a half weeks, almost three weeks. And I took four days out of the one week and then I told them that I wanted to donate the rest of him. Yeah. I wasn't either. I used it or I didn't get paid for it. I'm like, well, I'm like, I know I don't have to be here for two weeks technically because I'm not going to do anything. But they're not going to make you evil.
Speaker: Yeah. And they weren't going to make me so that I was like, let me use these four days and whatever's left, give it. And I want to donate it to him. He was getting close to retirement anyway. So he was just dealing with all his medical issues and his health issues. And, you know, he burned through all his sick time and vacation. So a lot of the guys there were, were donating and I was like, Hey, you can, I'm out of here. The last thing I do before I leave. Here you go, man.
Speaker: Yes, and I love that I've donated before. Somebody go with the initial wish, give it to me. Yeah, when I worked at OSU the first time, we had one of the guys that was on our team, he was older and he had some stuff happen to him and wound up missing damn near six months of work.
Speaker: And I had like three months of sick time. Yeah. And then I had my PTO time, because you got sick and PTO time. And I gave him every last second of it. That's real sick, Luke. And they're like really sick. I said, hey, you can have it all. If I need to take a sick day, I got vacation time. Well, you know what? I said, you know what? I might not be allowed, but all you put it in is a goddamn vacation day if I'm sick.
Speaker: But I gave them all mine and then a couple of the other guys gave up part of theirs. They didn't give all of it to them like I did, but I'm not gonna use this much time. And that was way before I ever even thought about moving to South Carolina or anything like that. Well, you don't think you're gonna use it, but what you really wanna do is have so much time, they make you use it. Yeah. If you don't - That's what I was doing my vacation time. You don't use it, that means you're doing too much.
Speaker: By law, it's going to take about two weeks. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's what I was doing my vacation time. I was just banking that shit. I'd use a day here, you know, like when it worked for the state. So we had all the, all the holidays off. So I would plan it for like, like Memorial Day weekend. I would take Friday off and Monday or Tuesday off. So I got my week.
Speaker: off and I only have to use two days. I'm gonna go ahead and tell you, you see what happened with other folks. When you get a health issue, you don't have enough time, you're gonna need them. Because most people don't have enough time, they can't afford to take the time off. Get your shit back, you donate it and that's fine, you up there, keep your numbers maxed. Even when I was military, I was military and all, when I was working in Florida. That's the told people, if you got this number leave on the bush, you need to take it. And they're like, you need to check the leave. I haven't checked my leave in two years. And they was like, you don't have much leave, you got to sit.
Speaker: No, but I'll go look and I looked and they said, dude, you take two weeks off. I said, for what? They said, just take it. All right.
Speaker: I said, that's it. I call my mom, you busy this week? I said, no, why? I said, you mind if I come up there and make me take some time off? She said, yeah, sure. I drove to D .C. Brooklyn from Panama City. I drove to Montgomery, spent the night in my apartment, sells us some folks, drove on to D .C., stayed with my mom for a few days, then drove to New York. By the time I got to New York, I said, I must be out of my damn mind.
Speaker: the whole fucking East Coast. I'm going to be on my damn my stay a few days came back down to DC. I'm not there for a few days. They went better. I'm staying the night. They went back to Florida. They came. How you feeling? I'm okay. I'm good. I had the time. I was like you. I would just go to work. I had no reason to take off. I didn't feel nothing. Yeah. You know, I'm not used to
Speaker: I've never been used to having vacation time because before I got to LSU, I was building houses. I was in construction and stuff like that. We kill ourselves all summer long because you know, the winners, especially being up north, we're not going to work a whole lot. So you bank all your overtime money and then that's what you live off of during the winter and whatever hours you can get during the winter, you know, or whatever jobs you can get during the winter or whatever. But, you know, for me, vacation time
Speaker: You know, like being where I am now, I kind of shit myself when this new year rolled around and I seen how much I had and I was like, what the fuck am I going to do with this much? It was like when I worked at Evercrime, the day I started, the day I started, I had 25 days of vacation time, day one. Yeah. And I told him, I said, what the hell am I going to do with this?
Speaker: and that's the look at you like you stupid. Yeah, they said you're gonna use it or we're gonna make you use it. I wanna say it to you like that on purpose. You so used to busy in your fucking self. Yeah, yeah. And that's what I'm saying to people that understand what some of these jobs, most of these bosses, you gotta realize people aren't used to taking time off. You don't have your normal job where you build time off. If you don't show up, you didn't get paid. And if you were sick, you didn't have nothing in the bank, especially on leads. And when you got these jobs, you got lead built up, max that shit. Most of the people on my job, they'll work all year and take the last two months off.
Speaker: kills him. Yeah. And I'm like, I don't have to, you know, I want to do something with the kids on holidays. I got a family of unions. I put the family of union down. I scheduled my birthday off. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I scheduled the kids birthday off. We scheduled my anniversary off. I just do all that. And I was good. I was covered. The only thing I missed was overtime. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, when I worked at Oregon, it sucked because
Speaker: If you took a week off, there was nobody there to cover your route for that week. So you, you either, you either killed yourself and did two weeks worth of work the week before you went on vacation. Yes. Or you came back and you were automatically two weeks behind. Yes. So it was like, I hated taking time off there, but you know, like, well, I'm taking a week off and in the beginning of July, we're going camping. We're taking the kids going camping for Nikki's birthday.
Speaker: Um, we already got the log or got the cabin and all that shit. So I'm taking a week off there. I've taken a few days here and there off, uh, randomly. Um, so far this year, uh, I think I got to take a day or two off in October. When we go see Jason out, we're going to see Jason Aldean for my birthday. I don't think I have to take a day off when we go to see jelly roll. Random Rick was good.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, that's just when you know, you said no, right? Yeah, I don't think I'd take a day off, but you know, I'm using my time this year. No, Jelly's on Saturday. Okay, Jelly's on Saturday, so we're leaving Friday. Huh? We're leaving what, Friday or Saturday? Saturday. We'll be Saturday morning. Oh, stay Saturday. We're just in kind of hope of fall. Yeah, no, yeah. This motherfucker. I went on the street and told them to us the year we did it first.
Speaker: Rick. Just Rick. We're feuding. We beefing. Rick and I have smoke. This podcast heat. He won't acknowledge me until I come. He's not going to acknowledge you until you come on the show. That's just funny. I'm going to go about his show all right. I'm going to go about Rick is top five.
Speaker: You plagiarism, you should have got the letter from my nonsensical nonsense team of lawyers, your cease and desist order. He's going to start doing the not starting five list. You leave Saul Goodman out of here. He's a hell of an attorney.
Speaker: I'm gonna get Julie Gallo. I have gotten better in the last couple of years about actually taking time off from work. And actually, even if I just take a few days off and sit around the house.
Speaker: You got to, you got to see, don't do nothing. Yeah, just, just, you know, that's, that's what I told you guys a long time ago. You know, typically on Sundays, I don't do a whole lot. You know, I do the football show with you, you know, when I'm available and stuff like that. But outside of that, on Sundays, I don't do a whole lot. That's my reset day. I don't deal with shit. I don't worry about shit. I just, just reset for the week. Kind of. Yeah, before Nikki got here, it was just my bum -ass day.
Speaker: I just lay around the house and play video games. The other job, when I was working the track, I had Thursdays and Sundays off. Thursday, I would like, do more if you watch the car, clean up the apartment, go hang out. Sunday, I literally didn't do shit.
Speaker: Sit back and watch NASA Geographic all day. Oh, yeah, I'll be on that. Damn Discovery Channel watching true crime shows or something like that. That was Shark Week with kicking off Shark Week with the shit back in the 90s, boy. I don't see any comments on YouTube. No, I don't see any YouTube comments, my show. I have not been able to see any. Hey, I haven't seen any.
Speaker: YouTube comments have been acting up even when you would have modeled that. I didn't notice that. That's why I took mine down. Because I was a kitchen all over. Yeah, I was going to say because I know - I don't see any comments on there now as it is. Yeah. I know Leahy was saying that she was - I see him now. I see him now. I see Mandy. What's going on? Mark's over there. Oh, shit. What's going on, Mandy? Golf Hawk is over there. He won his intro, damn it.
Speaker: I wasn't at first with that comment. I wasn't glad I was here. I wasn't, but it's okay. It's okay. It's, it's, it's, I've learned some things. This is what Mandy said on your own YouTube side. She was like, aren't you glad, aren't you glad we're south of the Mason Dixon? I wasn't at first.
Speaker: I got golf walks out in here. You don't want to live below the Mason -Dixon line unless you're ready to go to war. And I was ready for years when I first got down here, but it is not that bad. Matter of fact, I'll go ahead and say it. It's the food and the women that make you want to stay here alongside the weather. I'll tell you that as a man, he's want to make you move. Good God have mercy. Amen to that shit. Let me go ahead and take care of golf, real quick.
Speaker: Yeah, go ahead. Hey boys, look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? That's funny. I can see your comment on YouTube. I don't see it on the streaming side. Yeah. I don't know what's going on with your stream yard.
Speaker: Can you hear me? You're good. OK. Yeah, none of the YouTube comments are coming up. Yeah, I don't know why they're not coming up. That's kind of weird. I mean, they're coming up on the YouTube page. I don't see it popping up nowhere else. I said, welcome back. Manny said, welcome back to him. Thank you, man. What the hell is going on? Here we go. OK.
Speaker: Live chat has moved. You see all the companies. You also use a re -stream and I stream your random requiem, right? No, I don't know. I mean, we've been getting them for a minute. I don't know what's going on. They were. And I know they were delayed at 1 .2, so I don't know what's going on. Uh -oh. I don't know. Fuck everything up. What'd you do?
Speaker: I'm just pushing buttons over here. All right. Well, I don't want to do that. What's that?
Speaker: I'm just, I'm just over here live during the show, shooting technique. Just, just man. Just troubleshooting. We troubleshoot. We last streamed. That's what, I have fun doing it, miss. Just troubleshooting over here. Don't mind me. I know. I can't, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna pull it up on my phone here. Hopefully it won't be too delayed. We'll see what happens with the comments until they start popping back up in here. Hold on. Let's see.
Speaker: Tested one, two, I see it on the YouTube side. Yeah, I see it on the YouTube side, but I don't see it over here. Me neither. Great job, guys. What are you drinking? That you're putting the salt in. The salt was on the bottom. I got toothache. Oh. Man, you talk about some fucked up shit. So years ago, I went and had wisdom teeth pulled.
Speaker: they only took they only took two of the four. Yeah, but the two that they took out the teeth beside them. They fucked up your mother fucked up. Yeah, and then the roots going all over the place ain't they? No, no, they fucked them up and they shipped them. So hey, like so she's on YouTube. Yeah, we're getting our YouTube messages for some reason for those of you guys on YouTube.
Speaker: So, but they, they, they, they busted them up. So over the years they have been breaking apart and I haven't had a chance or the opportunity to go to the dentist and get them pulled and everything else. Yesterday, half of the one broke off while we were at the damn beach. That was fun.
Speaker: No, it was a stop line. That shit hurts. I mean, surprisingly, Tony, to be 100 % honest with you, it did not hurt at all. I think the nerves and everything are all dead in them from them being so jacked up for the last several years. It bled like hell. Trust me, I was spitting blood out all over the beach like I just got punched in the mouth by Mike Tyson. But I had three pulled out at once.
Speaker: When them men's walls, oh my God. I guess, yeah. The YouTube comments aren't coming up on our stream, y 'all. I don't know what's going on. Yeah, I do have them pulled up on my phone. So yeah, I don't know what's going on on the stream. Mark, you know what? I see you over there. Matter of fact, I'm glad Marshall said something. Yeah, actually, good looking out, Mark. That's why I like Mark. This is why I like having a live chat. They'll let you know when something ain't right. I'm good with that.
Speaker: I'm still over here trying to figure out why. Why, oh, why, oh, why? And all y 'all people with books, y 'all better watch these killer whales. They having fun with y 'all for some damn reason. I edit the schedule, is it public? It's public. Dude, I seen a video,
Speaker: of a sea lion that jumped up on a boat. And then like the lady's like, what are you doing little buddy? You know, kind of talking to him. And the motherfuckers looking shook his hell, right? This fucking sea lions looking shook his hell. And she brings her camera up and pans out a little bit. And there was like six killer whales.
Speaker: I was like, that's why that sea lion, they're trying to eat his ass. And then she's filming it. It's like a three, four, five minute video, some shit like that. And as she's filming it, the fucking killer whales come up along the side of the boat.
Speaker: And they're like, I'm like, yeah, man, I'm not filming, I'm dipping. Call me fucking Vin Diesel and I'm fast and furious in my ass to fuck about this water. You're coming with me, little sea lion. Jump your ass in this boat and punch it. Hang on, sea lion. We are getting the hell out of time. Shit. Them killer whales ain't playing. I don't know what's going on with the killer whales, but they got their mind that they own now. They about to do some shit. I think they're the revenge of the ocean right now.
Speaker: revenge of the ocean. Yeah, I think they saw Wakanda forever. They want a piece of the pie too. This thing even work. Yeah, I see you right over here. I don't even see him. Yeah, I yeah, man. Hey, you know what? It's about high time nature starts kicking back because a lot of humans have been sitting on mother nature for years, man. This is a fact. I agree with you. They are gentle giants, but recently and I'm seeing a lot of clips, they're going to ham on everybody in the ocean.
Speaker: Take away everybody. 20 years ago was killing dolphins. Now you got killer whales going at it. I'm just saying. Dolphins are crazy because them motherfuckers attack in packs. A killer whale do too? Yeah. I mean, they're like, oh look, flipper all cute and everything. And they'll rape you. They'll grape you. They will.
Speaker: Why does everything have to be raped? I'm just saying they will and they do. There's a lot of there's a lot of a lot of reports of it. Dolphins are like the only mammal or whatever the fuck you want to call them outside of humans that have sex for fun. I've never heard. I've never heard that. Honestly, I've never heard that. Well, you should watch more Shark Week. It's been 20 years. It's been 20 years.
Speaker: Exactly, exactly. We're kind of pouring categories. I haven't, they just... Show me how the doll wear the whale touched you, Blake. Look, you know what? Y 'all so busy worrying about Catholic Preach, I better worry about them damn dolphins in the water.
Speaker: I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. And as we and as we learned from Leonardo DiCaprio and there and the what was that irrelevant? The relevant or whatever. They just beat his ass. Stop this **** That bear. Yeah. That bear did some prison stuff to him. Yeah. Yeah. You can say whatever you want to say to make yourself better. You bet your ass out the woods. I don't know. You're going to get your ass. You're going to have a hard
Speaker: Hey, boo -boo. Look at that milk dug. That shit. That motherfucker think about it. Let's see how big his paws really are. And this kid is why I can't go back to SeaWorld. What do they call a blowhole? I agree with you.
Speaker: It's not always about you Tony D. The world doesn't revolve. What's going on Jeeves? I'm officially mad and jealous at Helen and Jeeves. I would be too. I've seen the pic. Well, they made it to Loch Ness and that was my limit right there. I wasn't going to sit until it happened. But they went all the way out there to Loch Ness. That was my bucket list when I get up there and get my ass to Loch Ness and go look for Ness.
Speaker: How far is Loch Ness from where you are, Helen? She spent about a few hours driving. It's on the other side of the country from where she lives. I didn't realize it was that far either. I really didn't. I know when we talked about it a couple of years ago, she had told us the distance and how far to drive. Literally, if you were to fly into the main part of Scotland, it's on another area. And Ashley did pull up the lake
Speaker: on the map, I didn't realize how long that motherfucker was. Holy shit. Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay. Yeah, Scotland and Ireland are both like islands.
Speaker: Well, Scotland was a part of the mainland. We had it. Well, not too long after I met Helen, we had a discussion and she decided to leave me out since I don't know the geography that I know. I mean, that she knows and that she lives there. Her living there is her advantage. But Jesus, I didn't speak where I got afterwards and Brian was dying laughing. Brian was dying laughing because I felt. I mean, isn't technically the United Kingdom and London and Birmingham and Manchester and all that that and where where Scotland is, that's all part of an island.
Speaker: It's all part of an honor, but Scotland is entitled to a different country like Canada and the United States. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But that was a ride. She said they took the scenic route. Yeah, I know. And she was shown it was like a two lane road all the way up there for hours. I would have absolutely fucking taken the scenic route.
Speaker: Trust me, if I ever lose, it's like a two -lane road, you know, they driving the other side of the car. And that kind of, so when they were showing it, it was all like shit. I do whatever the fuck I want to do. It was like, you might've told me about that road in Tennessee from Chattanooga to I -40 when you're going through the mountains and all that bullshit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's have a fucking look when she was doing it.
Speaker: What is that? Is that the that's not the Dragon's Town. I think Dragon's Tale is in Dragon's Tale is in the mountains. I don't know what Dragon's Tale, but I've heard about Dragon's Tale. That's where that's where everybody goes and rides their bikes. Yeah, everybody goes there to get there. I think they get a patch up there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You get like a shirt or something like that or a patch. Yeah.
Speaker: My aunt and uncle and Pops and Joe did it some odd years back. I mean, technically it's an island just because you're connected to the United Kingdom. I mean, technically it's still all an island. But I did have to look before I spoke out of turn. I couldn't remember. I couldn't remember. The UK mainland Scotland was on the top. And my confusion was I thought Scotland was over here and Ireland was on the top.
Speaker: And Hella was like, no, no, no. I'm like, nah, that's bullshit. Then we looked at him and said, okay. And Brown was in the corner just crying. Once you get something wrong, you tell her something that she knows, you tell her she's wrong. That switch clicks in on her. I can't be mad because she's from there. I just thought it wrong. I really did it. That's where you mess up and I don't mess up and I still get in trouble.
Speaker: You just think you know the right answers. I ask questions because I'm not 100 % positive. And then I still get yelled at. I was a little bit of a geography geek back then. And so I was kind of positive about it. And then I had to look at it again. And I remember that my geography used to be good 30 years ago. I don't know who this man is. You know how many times we've argued over some goofy ass shit when I knew he was wrong as fuck. And he still died on that mountain. Jeff's the same goddamn way. I will stand my shit when I feel it.
Speaker: Like the rest of you motherfuckers. I will stand on my shit when I think they're like Oh, you know fucking Google. I used to read this shit. Oh, damn I mean basically Ohio is kind of its own country. I mean, let's be honest people that I know fuck We we just I mean Ohio isn't
Speaker: I wasn't mad, so to say, it's just - Y 'all crazy. Fuck that. Y 'all crazy. Yeah, we're crazy as shit. I mean - Ohio is crazy and everybody got family up there, they don't know. That's Ohio. Dude, it's wild to me. I'll go somewhere, I'll be three hours away from here and I'll meet somebody. And we'll get to talking and I'll tell them my last name and they're like, oh yeah, well, so and so, blah, blah, blah. And then come to find out we're fucking cousins somehow.
Speaker: Oh, I was in New Florida. I said what I said. You still salty ever getting your teeth thrown in the ocean there, Mark? Holy shit. You still salty about getting beat by a bunch of farmers? He gonna be one of the UK people. Somebody told me about New York. We're the original York. Fuck them. We're the original York. Fuck them motherfuckers. New Hampshire. We got the real Hampshire.
Speaker: Head up. He's always, you know, you know, and Mark, I'd hate to, I'd like to be managing for that comment, but in there, in a lot of ways, that's a true statement about Ohio and Florida. Yeah, you want to hire motherfuckers or something else, let's be clear. I've known Ohio people for decades.
Speaker: Y 'all some original motherfuckers. They think New Yorkers are bad. Y 'all are. Oh, we're on a whole, we're on a whole different level of fuckery and stupidity. But we have no signs anywhere in Ohio that says do not molest the wildlife. And everywhere you go in Florida, those signs are everywhere.
Speaker: That's called the wildlife. I'll fuck you up the floor. Do not molest the alligators. Do not molest the manatees. No, you don't mess. We don't molest manatees and alligators. I just saw a video last week where a manatee went at somebody. You want to talk about a gentle giant, a very docile creature. But yeah, again, I wouldn't want to get on the bad side of a manatee. I don't know if you've ever seen one up close and personal. They're not small.
Speaker: No, they're not small, they're vegetarians, but they will fuck you up. I'm not from Florida, I'm just saying. I went to Florida a couple times and I seen those signs and I went. I had to ask my Florida friends, why is that even a thing? I understand going to McDonald's and you order a cup of coffee and the lid says caution hot. But why is that a thing? Everything in the sexual manner these days, I don't understand either. Why is that a thing?
Speaker: I don't know. We like tea in America. We just like our tea sweet and cold. Yes. And more than just one tea. And we don't dip stale -ass biscuits in our hot tea or cookies or crackers or whatever you want to fucking call them. Crumpets. Crumpets, yeah.
Speaker: Well, we do have our own personal Florida man that is a part of the show when he decides to show up now. So we can ask him next time he comes back about this. Because we use microwaves to heat our food up faster, that's right. Ever since Nicky bought the air fryer, I don't remember the last time. Well, yeah, I did use it today when I warmed up some leftovers.
Speaker: But if I can put it in the air fire, I'll put it in the fucking air fire. Not everybody has a kettle anymore. We got pots and pans and microwaves. It's 2023. Yes, it is. The rest of the world. I understand some people in some countries, it's still 1823 and you guys got kettles and. The better one to sit there waiting for. He's ready. We know the whole fucking house.
Speaker: I got a microwave. I have a hot water tank. I have indoor plumbing. He went there. I do. I put mine on the pot sometimes. But five minutes of microwave beats all that shit. When we make tea, when Nikki makes tea here at the house, she blows the water. Oh, fancy.
Speaker: She got a George Foreman kettle. Hey, don't knock on George Foreman, girl. I love that fucking thing. You got a George Foreman kettle. It tastes like a George Foreman kettle. When Nikki makes tea in the same way I make tea, boil the water, put the tea bags in it, but then you pour it into the pitcher and you put your sugar in there and you throw it in the refrigerator where tea belongs. Cold.
Speaker: with sugar. Hot tea is shit with sugar. Hot tea is good if you're sick. I don't like hot tea. I can't drink hot tea. I don't care for it. I know a lot of people do and that's cool. That's fine and dandy. It's like people in the North like their tea unsweetened because they're a bunch of fucking heathens. Watch your mouth. No, we don't. Yes, you do. No, we don't. I'm in the North too. Motherfucker, you in the Midwest. You are not in the North.
Speaker: I think your people are still a part of New England. I think you people are still foreigners. I haven't been down here that damn long to forget that shit. Fuck that. You in the Midwest. I think they call those the New England states up there still. That's the problem. I googled the New England states. I had to get that shit right. Did you realize how many New England states they really were? I thought it was the 13 colonies. No, it was the whole fucking East Coast down there.
Speaker: Oh yeah. That's why they all fit. I'm like, why are there so many fucking pictures fans in Georgia? I don't make no sense. There's supposed to be Falcons fans. Georgia wasn't part of the original. No, England. Yeah. I had my shit on fucking wrong. Well, you had to remember because I mean, even though these like these states on the East Coast were not part of the original 13 colonies or whatever, they
Speaker: They were all very like Charles to South Carolina. Like the Ashley River was named after Lord Ashley some some goofball and all the way up to the Queen. Yeah, Carolina name at the Carolina. Well in Louisiana down in there, you know down in New Orleans and stuff. They were very heavily French influence. So Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Because nobody uses kettles in America. I hate to say it, but probably only the Amish. We ain't like these Ohio people. This motherfucker stupid shit. I only just got an air fryer because
Speaker: That's the new thing over here. I will tell you that air fries are the new thing. But everybody I've known has had them for years. I just never had. I'll be 100 % honest with you guys. I didn't have the money to buy one. I got three kids. I was single dad trying to raise three kids and pay for everything. I didn't have the money for fancy stuff like air fryers. I got excited when I bought my damn George Foreman grill. For the record, I heard her say weirdos in her voice. Y 'all weirdos? I heard her say that in her voice.
Speaker: I still got a microwave. Everybody like, when you go get a grill? No, I don't want to clean up behind it. Oh, I don't, we don't, we don't boil water in the microwave. You can't, you can't. What the hell's wrong with it? I do. I'll make a couple of minutes. I'll boil it on the stove. Five minutes. Boil it on, boil it on the stove. Uh, well, I got a fucking cure. I don't even drink coffee.
Speaker: Nikki bought a Keurig before she moved in here. So I said she bought an air fryer. And then she got me a grill. I'm like, I don't even use this fucking stove for anything anymore. I don't use the oven for much anymore. I use the oven. My microwave died last year. I just started using the oven more. I said, you're going to replace this? I said, no. I'm just using the oven because I wasn't using it before. God hate for you guys to lose another war against America.
Speaker: Well, we won't. It'll be more support than we will now. Shit. We'll get the royal mounted mousses from Canada to ride on your asses. Oh, yeah, Canada's always ready to ride on us. And we'll unleash our chihuahuas from Mexico. No, we're bringing chupacabas with us next time. Yeah, Jeff's going to come with us, the goat sucker.
Speaker: We didn't know we went to high school at the Chupacabra. But Canada's an ally. It was over there when I was in Iraq. Canada was over there. I'm not shitting on Canada. They were over there with us. If Canada knows what's good for them, they'll do exactly what I say. It was right over there with us.
Speaker: I am not shitting nor Canada. They do love everybody for real. You ain't lying. Canada want no problems? Yeah, but you know, I've heard a lot of people who said that, you know, for Canada having the reputation of being like super chill, super nice and stuff like that. You hear a lot of horror stories about people going to and not all of Canada, just certain places in Canada and be like, dude, Canadians are assholes. Yeah, certain people from Canada like Rusty. What up, Rusty? I hope you're watching.
Speaker: Okay. Take that, Rusty. And Rusty's just a smart dude, but that's an awkward motherfucker. Is that, is that Rusty Griswold? Well, Rusty, he used to, he used to be on Periscope with a bunch of motherfuckers. It's an awful motherfucker. This one.
Speaker: I'm sure they would really easily. Plus, we've already proven once before a bunch of farmers with pitchforks and no military training or background was able to bitch slap the UK.
Speaker: What do you think is gonna happen now? Come on, let's be honest. Alaskans, yeah, but they catching hell up there. They gotta worry about the Soviets. Alaska's gotta worry about the Soviets more than anybody. I will never get over that shit. Sarah Palin, I can look out my back porch and see Russia. She's right. I know she was right, but you... I can... All you Republicans out there, did y 'all really want her for vice president?
Speaker: I don't even think she's a factor anymore. He was fearless. I give her her credit. She was bad. She was badass. She was badass. Shit. I give her that. But they did that movie about her HBO. They were fucking disrespectful of that damn woman. She had no fear. She was straight to the point. I thought she was an absolute badass. But I think
Speaker: Nikki Haley is like a improved 2 .0 version of Palin. I think she's the one that was speaking out. I think I saw a lot of videos of her on TikTok. I think it was. There might have been another woman, but there was some woman that's running.
Speaker: I think it was her. I think she stands in shape. She ain't gonna be who they're gonna bring in now. She's not. No, I don't know. I don't know if Nikki Haley is running for president or not. She was what she does.
Speaker: state representative or governor. I think she was the governor of South Carolina. And then she got up to Washington. That chick don't play, man. I got another, she was down there in South Carolina when I was down there and she don't play. She does not play. You know, it was crazy. And even, I'll say this about Sarah Palin too. When people were like, qualification for president said to me, you got to have some type of international relations because they played Sarah Palin out for not knowing all the international dignitaries. They played her all the way to fuck out.
Speaker: So imagine going to prison and you don't know who's the prime minister, who's the president, who's the oligarch, all that shit, you know what I'm saying? And I think, I mean, cause I don't know.
Speaker: Most recently that comes to mind, this isn't a shot or anything like that. Because for the most part, outside of a few things, and I think a lot of people can say this about presidents. I do, Marshall. That's one of the first things I asked Helen about when I met her. Go ahead, Luke, I'm sorry. Barack Obama. I don't know how many, what his international relationships and stuff like that was before he became president. Like I said, outside of a few, and I think,
Speaker: And I like Trump, too. But there were some things that he did. It was just like, what the fuck are you doing, man? They couldn't tell me Trump didn't know. Oh, no. Well, Trump doesn't. Trump doesn't. I knew he knew all that shit. He knew the leaders of all the countries. I knew he knew all that shit. But Obama.
Speaker: They said he was good as a senator. I was like, OK, he's got some credentials under his. Yeah, I heard he was great when he was in Chicago and stuff like that. Outside of outside of a handful of things. Me personally, and I can't speak for anybody else. That's why I said I don't have a I don't have a party that I belong to. I've never I've never declared myself Democrat or Republican, because I've always been kind of in the middle when it comes to politics.
Speaker: But, you know, I thought Obama did a good job, but, you know, you say international relationships and knowledge of the international stuff. I would be curious to know before he became president, how far that reach was. Obviously, Trump, with him being a businessman, he's obviously international all over the place. Fucking Biden can't help it because Biden's been in politics since fucking Jesus was walking around.
Speaker: I don't know what the Isle of Man TT race is. I don't even know where the Isle of Man TT is, or Isle of Man. I think I've heard of it a couple of times. It's a dangerous ass motorcycle race. Oh. Oh, hey, how you doing?
Speaker: Yeah, I was gonna say the girl from the ring has showed up on the show. It is the most dangerous race. I saw a story on the Real Sports with Brian Gumbo about a decade ago. Them boys are dangerous. That's that motorcycle race where they run through the country, the whole island. They've raced around the whole island, and they little would die in doing that race. Oh, wow. These bikers over here, I don't think a bunch of them will do that.
Speaker: Well, I mean, there's probably, there probably is a whole mess of them that go over there and do it.
Speaker: I didn't know what it was. I wasn't gonna be like, eh, you know. There's a lot of guys that do sports bikes stuff over here in the States. I mean, I'm sure that, you know, there's a lot of people that from all over the world, I don't, I'm assuming it's over there in the UK or in Ireland. Okay. It was off of Ireland. Helen, y 'all have to, you all have to correct me on those of you over there in the UK, it's off of Ireland if I remember. God damn. It's literally its own island. Yeah, 37 miles, 16 minutes.
Speaker: This, where is it? God damn it, let me pull up on that shit. See, I said, I didn't know Tony came in with a - Yeah, I thought it was going off of Ireland. I actually knew a woman from Ireland. I asked her about it too. Well, of course I knew about it. But, you know, I'm sure, I'm sure if it's as big as you guys say it is, people from all over the world go there. I mean, it's just like people from all over the world want to go drive the Autobahn. It's in between Ireland and the UK. It's got us on the airport and everything.
Speaker: Oh wow, I just can't. I am willingly saying I don't - I am willingly in Manchester, hold on. Because when I'm looking at it, it's literally in the middle that I receive. It's literally in the middle when I look at it on the map.
Speaker: For anybody watching us on YouTube, we are not seeing the comments on the StreamYard, but I do have the YouTube pulled up so I can see your guys' comments, just in case any of you guys out there that may be watching on YouTube. It looks like it's closer to Belfast than it is. It's a little late in the middle between Belfast and Liverpool and Manchester. Right in the fucking middle of that day, I received it. It's a hell of a meeting. I don't fucking know.
Speaker: I ain't never heard of it. I ain't never heard of it. So I have no idea. And it's a race. And they are. I mean, they show one dude hit a curve. That's what you don't do. Them high boosters ain't nothing to play around with. I test drove one one time.
Speaker: Those are sexy bikes. We came out from the desert, no three, we was talking about all going in motorcycles, and I was like the rookie. I never had a bike. They were, you don't need to get there. They said, you need one that's like a fountain of TCs because of your size. I said, okay. I know me, I'm going to get the leather suit, the boots, the helmet, you know, all that shit. These juggles are sitting there, and I knew bikers when I was in Alabama too. Nothing like I do here in Georgia. They was all like, you got to get that whole kit because you fuck around and hit that pavement wrong.
Speaker: Well, yeah. Well, shortly after I had sold mine, a couple of years later, I was looking and I was like, yeah, you know, these high boosters, those are nice. Sexy bikes. 300. But man, alive. Them high boosters are nasty, boy. I had a CBR, and it made... That made my CBR look like a scooter.
Speaker: Now I want a cruiser. Now, you know, now that I'm older now, you know, now that I'm older and thinking I've talked about it, you know, down the road, as soon as I'm able to, I want to get a cruiser. But we've talked about it on here. I want an Indian. I have looked at the gold wing, but it's too expensive. Huh? I looked at that Harley that's like a gold wing. Because when I saw that they made a Harley, that was so many years ago. I told her she's how my new emotional support human when she's wrapped up in that blanket.
Speaker: You're ancestors got you for Christmas. I'm supposed to see the ancestors to all. Okay. It's not the only one. Yo, can you pass a message from that? I got some people. I didn't see. Can you please tell me who we are and what we are? I don't think I know for sure. Is it German and Native American indigenous people? Native American. Yeah.
Speaker: only thing I know for sure that we that I have in me which has been passed to you is German and Native American. I don't know about the German but not the Native American. Yes. Whoa. And your mom is Irish. I had explained a lot. Your mom is like Irish Irish. She took about five or six generations back. There was Irish. Her her mom is like damn near off the boat Irish. Why? What do you want to make?
Speaker: on YouTube because our YouTube messages, our comments aren't coming up here. So I had to pull up YouTube on here so I could see them. Click you forgot about bat crap crazy. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Um, no, her, her, her. No, not her. Their mom. Oh no, I don't hate the Irish.
Speaker: I don't hate, I just hate the English. And you can kind of understand. I mean, my hatred for the English is Mark's fault. No, her dad, her dad's side was Irish, and her mom's side both Irish. I mean,
Speaker: Like her mom did the whole thing, background check, and it was like to the fucking clan that she's a part of, that her family came from. You heard what the fuck I... Hey Mark, I said what I said. Sound familiar? Bitch. Cleveland Browns, you shut your whore mouth.
Speaker: Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely got back. I don't know anybody who looks to English government. I really don't. Tony, hold on. Go. Go. That motherfucker keeps talking about Alabama. I lived in Alabama for 20 years. I will defend Alabama. I will defend Alabama. So go ahead. I already told that. Go ahead and say it, Tony. Go ahead and say it, Tony. Go ahead and say it, Tony. Go ahead and say it, Tony. Go ahead and say it, Tony. Say my two favorite words from Alabama.
Speaker: fuck you. No. Come on. Come on. Give us an RT, Tony D. Nope. Just like just like in Miracle on 31st. Every time a bell rings, an angel gets their wings. Every time somebody screams, roll tide, somebody done. Got their sister pregnant. Or anti mommy pregnant. His state is just a damn country as Alabama is. He needs to be quiet.
Speaker: Maestro, the guy's name is Maestro Lee Duck. Who's really worried about how big he is? I think Maestro is a big dude, now that I think about it. Nah, he's a little guy. He makes it look like a shrimp. Maestro Lee Duck. Maestro Lee Duck. He's about five foot to 295 pounds.
Speaker: He's probably got him some scraggly -ass, bright red beard. We try. He's English, so he's got these gnarly -ass fucking glades over now. Hey, what is he like? Is he like a Canadian goose in a swan combo? Wow.
Speaker: I fucking hate Canadian geese. Those motherfuckers are pricks, man. Yeah, they are. Straight up assholes. Geese ain't a swan. If you fly on the whole fucking continent, you'd be an asshole too. I don't even have a colony and I'm an asshole. I don't have a pack, I don't have nothing. I'm just an asshole.
Speaker: I'm just saying, Tony D. Alabama makes it really easy to make fun of. West Virginia is in the same goddamn boat. They had a whole ass goddamn, a whole ass fucking reality show about an inbred family in West Virginia. And in the name of the show, look, it's a goddamn job.
Speaker: I think it was like the whites of West Virginia or something like that. And it was about an inbred family in West Virginia that was like eight generations, nine generations deep. The funniest conversation I ever had, I was in Texas for training that had me and one of the guys from my unit. And he was from like - You ain't wrong, man. In the country of Alabama. We had a guy in my class. He was literally from fucking West Virginia.
Speaker: This motherfucker from West Virginia tried to call my homeboy country. My homeboy called him a hillbilly. Y 'all might laugh and listen to the two motherfuckers. He said, whatever hillbilly. I said, I can't even, y 'all don't write about the shit everybody says about each other. Oh yeah.
Speaker: He said, I don't know. He said, whatever hill, Billy. He was ready for my. Yeah, there's you know, the you know, like being from the country, you got classes of being from the country. Yes, you do. Ladies and gentlemen, yes, you do. Yep. You're either country. South doesn't mean you country. Yeah. I will leave you Atlanta.
Speaker: you and you have to be from the country to be one of the major state or a state with a major, major part of the city doesn't mean you have country areas and I give you New York. You had to be from the country. It doesn't matter if you're from the south, the Midwest, the north, because New York, hey, ladies and gentlemen, news flash, spoiler alert, New York's got some beautiful fucking country. The Adirondack Mountains. Yep. There are classes from being from the country. You're either a country bumpkin. You're a country boy.
Speaker: or girl, redneck, or a hillbilly. And hillbillies are generally reserved for those that, Tony, to put in retrospect for you, the hills have eyes, wrong turn. Them's some fucking hillbillies. Them's some inbreds. Them's some inbred ass hillbillies. Alabama fans, hillbillies. And Helen, I did say that it was a bit over a year. I don't stay where you're coming from though. I don't know them.
Speaker: Spoiler alert, I might be related to one of the wrestlers. One of the wrestlers? Seamus O 'Toole. No. That's the only motherfucker I know that beat his own chest and he still wouldn't turn real with his pale ass. That was a pale motherfucker. That motherfucker. That was a pale motherfucker. I had a buddy of mine.
Speaker: 100 % or damn near 100 % Irish. I think he was Irish or no, he was Scottish. And we went to wrestling and we were sitting ringside and Seamus was his favorite wrestler because he was representing the motherland. Seamus came down the ramp and he said, God damn Seamus, you make me look tan. Fucking Seamus looked all right.
Speaker: Took him completely out of character for a second. Steve, how you doing? What's going on, Stevie? That is a bright motherfucker, Seamus. Seamus is bright to be. I think he's Irish and Drew McIntyre Scottish, I believe.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Seamus is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because Drew was went by the moniker of the Scottish psychopath for a long time. Mm hmm. What up. Faulker. Sasquatch made your man there ever on YouTube says Sasquatch everyone is a little guy next to you. I'm not even that big. I'm only fucking six foot two. Oh, no.
Speaker: He's also a wrestler, it's not his real name. No, it's Seamus. S -E -H -S -H -E -A -M -U -S. But yeah, Tony's right. He's Irish and Drew is Scottish. Drew is Scottish, yeah. Yeah, a lot of Irish and Scottish wrestlers out there now, man. Well, you had Finley. I believe he was Irish. Yeah, but he's old school. Finley's old school.
Speaker: Oh, nothing. I'm trying to calm down for messages got about five minutes ago when I kind of caught myself. I'm so sick of fucking tired people talking to be crazy. That's my rabbit holes out of this, Amanda. Well, she said Drew was sure for Andrew. Now Amanda, she's on she's on YouTube. She said the longer you live in the country, the deeper you go down the rabbit hole. She's right.
Speaker: Man, I love my rabbit holes. They're fun. I mean, I could be doing so many other worst things in this life than randomly. Man, my newest one, Tony D. He's got me thinking, we gotta go. He's got me thinking, we gotta go adventuring. Go ahead. Come with me. Where? Just places.
Speaker: abandoned towns. Okay, let me go ahead and say this for everybody. Stop this shit. You are white with a beard from the country. No. We're both big as hell. We'll be fine. We'll take that second wrong turn. No, we won't.
Speaker: Come on, Tony. What'd I say? Let's go. Let's do some urban exploration and go to some of these abandoned towns and stuff. The **** I just say. Come on, man. You gotta live, man. You gotta live life to its fullest. I deal with you up here, trust me. You gotta grab life by the by the horns, man. Yolo, bro.
Speaker: Let's take a ride. No. The last thing you ever want to hear a white guy say to a black guy, let's explore. No. No, no, no, no, no. And the black guy Billy middle on that last wrong turn. I'm not watching this shit. I used to be that crazy. Y 'all motherfuckers two records.
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Speaker: I got to handle this one. Yeah, I'm not going to even trust me. I got to handle this one. There's a little bit of justice and a little bit of self -respect and damn sure a whole lot of in -paces. Sagittarius have a habit of making friends wherever they go. Yes, we do. Shit, man.
Speaker: I'm just as mad as I was two days ago. When I was down there throwing shit and Jason got nervous, I was pissed. What the hell's got you all worked up, man? I need you to step away from all that goofiness and the nonsense, man. No, this is personal. This is not internet. Just being honest, it's real life. And I was so damn mad, I almost wanted to take my blood pressure pills. That's how fucking pissed I was. Damn.
Speaker: I don't think Tony would be the first person ever killed in the cemetery. I think lots of people have been killed in the cemetery. What the fuck? Amanda in YouTube, she said that urban exploring is for those with no, I have lots of will to live, but urban exploring would be fun. Listen, Mandy, LL with the fruit, black man and survivor horror movie. I'm rolling with LL. No, he didn't.
Speaker: Wait a minute. Was that really a horror movie though? No, it wasn't. Didn't he survive in the Halloween movie too? I don't know. I didn't see it. I haven't watched Halloween since the third one. I think he was in H2O. He was the security guard at the college. I think he survived that. No, that was Busta Rhymes.
Speaker: Now Busta Rhymes was in Halloween resurrection with Tyra Banks. But I do know two movies LL got killed in.
Speaker: You probably never saw him. I've seen him. What were they? It was a movie called Rollerball. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that movie. That movie got shit on. It wasn't bad at all. It wasn't bad at all. That movie got shit on. That was a great fucking movie. That was a good fucking movie. Yeah. He did another movie called Mine Hunters. That was good. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was good. And they got him in that movie, too. Rod Digger survived 13 Ghosts. Don't want to give her credit for that one.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah, either. It was either Tyra. Well, Buster Rhimes got fucked up. I got to give my man credit. I heard he got fucked up. I got to give my man credit though. Buster Rhimes was whooping Mike Myers' ass for a minute, for a hot minute. He was doing all this karate kung fu shit. He was beating Mike's ass for a hot minute. And Mike said, all right, I'm done playing with you. I watched the film. The white guy always ends up in the trunk tied up. That was that Gerard Butler movie.
Speaker: when he was in the fucking bottom of the car, I think it was underneath the car. Wasn't even a damn movie. Don't let me give him hugs. No. Man, this said, give her, give you a hug from her. I got to see these comments over here. I'm not, no, no, no. I don't. Oh, thanks for reminding me. Hi, creepers. How you guys doing? Law about, it wasn't law about a citizen, my show. There was another movie he did. Jirard. Jirard is jitter, is jitter.
Speaker: So whatever the hell we say it is. All right. For fuck's sake. I made that agrees with us. Rollerball was a good movie as well. Rollerball was good. That damn movie. Hold on. Was that the guy in 300? No, that wasn't Gerard Butler, was it? Yes, it was. Oh, it was. That dude did a lot of chick flicks before all of a sudden he was like, I'm going to make an action movie.
Speaker: I think 300 propelled him because he's been on the roll ever since. Yo, that 300 movie was some shit, man. I hated that second one because I only got to do that little girl. No, no, but I'm talking about if you, if you like look back at the history, I mean, obviously it was, it was Hollywooded up a little bit, but you look back at the history of, of, of, of like Spartan soldiers and Spartan warriors and, and, and they're,
Speaker: their community, so to say, and stuff like that. There were some bad -ass motherfucking dudes, like 300. But they were savages, and I don't like some of the shit they did. I just fucking don't. Well, I know, but I mean, they, I mean, they, they, it was literally 300 men that held off that entire Persian army. That was the story. I learned about it in college, yes. Yeah. It was either... What's the name of that fucking movie? He was...
Speaker: Under the dam, they had a house, they had a shed in the back, and they had a hole in the ground. They had buried his ass down there. In the end of the movie, I don't think it was him knocking if somebody found him. It wasn't even a fucking movie. I have no idea. Was Gerard Butler? Yeah, Gerard Butler. Gerard? I want to say it was shooters.
Speaker: Yeah, I have no idea. Cause I'm sitting trying to look up his fucking movies and I forgot who it is. I just remember I was, I was looking at something. I was like, God, only this guy did a bunch of chick flicks before he got into like the action thriller type movies. Yeah. He was a beast of law by the citizens. The law by the citizens will teach you some shit. Y 'all need to pay attention to that movie seriously. That movie was, that movie talked to people. I tell you, uh, uh, what was that damn movie? I got to drop down the comments here for a second.
Speaker: I'll show you a fucking movie to check out, man. It had my man in it. Fuck. I don't think it was rock and roll of Mandy. I don't think it was rock. Damn, what's the name of that damn movie? It was an action movie. It was a movie story. They didn't kill them. They left them in the damn hole in the ground, under the car. They had the car parked, but there was a hole underneath the car. Like when you do an oil change and shit, they had a hole down there.
Speaker: and he put his head down there in a box I think of some shit was. Fuck, I forgot to name it a damn. What is that movie? There's a really good movie I watched. Actually, I should probably watch that again. It was so good. My man Antonio Banderas, 13th warrior was great. Axe of vengeance, Tony. If you haven't seen that movie with,
Speaker: with Antonio Banderas in it, you got to check it out. It's kind of like, it's an action movie, but it's about vengeance, but he, it's not really spoiling anything, but he takes a vow of silence, but he narrates the whole movie. And he, it is a crazy good movie. And then,
Speaker: Why didn't you just look up Gerard Butler and - I did, I didn't see the title. The title didn't hit me. I only saw it once, so I don't entirely remember, but I just remember the ending. I was like, oh, that's fucked up. Oh, that's not what I wanted. I don't want pictures of him. Yes, he's a handsome man. I get it. Olympus has fallen clean. I still love him, a hunter killer. Hunter killer was a shit. Those Olympus, London, and Angel has fallen - They're on right now. They're on right now. Those movies were, I did not expect - The third one was, eh.
Speaker: The third one. Greenland was stupid, law abiding citizen. Greenland was literally filmed at my job. I didn't even damn know it. They literally filmed that movie right where I worked at. Huh? Yes. Oh shit, I forgot. He was in Dracula 2000. I saw that, I didn't believe that shit either. But I didn't watch that movie. You don't watch that movie? I didn't watch it, I wasn't going to. Gamer was good.
Speaker: I don't even see butterfly on a wheel. I need to watch that plane movie when it was Apollo. I do need to watch that. Yeah, I don't even see anything that would be like remotely
Speaker: relevant to what you were saying about him being in the basement and shit. The Michigan Preacher movie was really good. That was good. I like that story. I love how it ended. That was based off of 100 % true story. It was an absolutely true story. And I will tell you, man, he gives a lot of credit to bikers when you don't give a fucking do the right thing. That's how I took that movie. I credit him for that one. He might deserve a damn award for that movie.
Speaker: I had no interest in watching that movie. I'll be 100 % honest with you. I knew the story behind it. Right. I never heard that story. And I just like, I don't really care to watch the movie, whatever. But I was sitting at home one day, and I was flipping through channels. And it was on. And it was on, right? Yeah, and it was on. And I was like, you know what?
Speaker: I'll just throw it on. It'll be good background noise or whatever while I do other things. Yes. About 10 minutes into me doing other stuff around the house, my ass was glued to the couch. Yeah. I was done. It was game over. It was a wrap. It started off good. I love the purpose of what he was doing. I love what he said he was doing. The people that go on missions like that, they fucking mean it. I know a guy. He literally goes on missions down in South Africa.
Speaker: helping people. And he always come back. He said, y 'all need to shut up with these fucking complaints y 'all got. Yeah. And that's exactly how it's supposed to be. You got to get out there and see the world before you're mad about what you're going through. And that goes for a bunch of those up there. The fact that we even got fucking technology, we got a lot of people on this planet in 2023 that don't, I mean, they're still living
Speaker: in the Stone Age. They don't have electricity. They don't have running water. They don't have the fucking internet, which means they don't have a home. I mean, they have homes, but they build them. They don't have a home.
Speaker: When I told you so that late the building was literally just the floors and the beams there was no wall and she's in there with kids hanging up clothes. I said I'm not going to complain about how I live in the United States no fucking way and I give two shits. 100 % man it's wild. She got her kids in the building with no fucking walls hanging up clothes. That shit broke my heart man.
Speaker: And now we're back in 2000. I said, I'm not complaining about shit. I ain't complaining, you know, I try not to complain about too much in my life. And then we got people on the internet apps arguing about the same dumb ass shit for days on end. I'm most of that petty on purpose based on what I just told you, all like some other people. What's that? Who are Cavalier's fans. I am a Cavs fan.
Speaker: I've been a Cavs fan my whole life. I don't blame you. You know what, Tony D, that's one thing that you will never hear me give you shit about. Now, I do tease you about your football teams, your NFL teams, because you do like a couple of teams.
Speaker: But that's one thing that I really can respect because you don't see a lot of true diehard fans of teams these days. I'm a Cavs fan. I'm a Reds fan. What kills me is a lot of these kids are fans of who's on television. Well, there are fans of who's winning. There are fans of who's winning. That's what I think a lot of these Patriots fans were. And any of the kids from
Speaker: Maybe 30 to younger are Patriots fans because the Patriots ran 20 years. 49ers fans because 49ers ran it forever. A lot of Steelers fans are Steelers fans because of their parents. Cowboys fans because of their parents. Cowboys fans because they was always on TV.
Speaker: Yeah, whoever's on TV whoever gets the most press a lot of people are fans of right now the biggest fan base to me over the next Five ten years. I think it's gonna be whoever goes to Las Vegas and that's gonna be the Knights It's gonna be the Raiders and wait till they get a baseball team They're trying to get a baseball. They're trying to get They're gonna get the Oakland A's the Oakland A's moving to base The basketball team. I don't know
Speaker: That's a hell of a question. Who would go there? I don't think that I don't think anybody's going to go there. I think they're going to do just like they did with hockey with hockey. They're going to they're going to buy a franchise. They're going to create a brand new is overdo. They are Las Vegas, a major city globally. Let's be clear. Yeah. But and I understand the problem and why they they're still kind of putting their toes in the water.
Speaker: Even though they have an NFL team there, you know, that NHL team was kind of an experimental thing because gambling embedding is not allowed in sports right now. Yes, in the athletes. And I think that was one of the beers that they had putting professional sports in Vegas. Our players are going to get in trouble for gambling. Yes. You know what I mean? So and
Speaker: And personally, and this goes all the way back to me being a Reds fan and me loving Pete Rose. Pete Rose is my guy. Obviously, when I was younger, it was like the tail end of Pete Rose's time in Cincinnati. So I'm just the guy that's like Johnny Bench and some other players and stuff like that.
Speaker: I love Pete Rose. Pete Rose is my guy. Yes, he gambled. Yes, he broke the rules. But he never bet on himself or his team. And they stated that. They talked about, even though he gambled on the split and it was illegal, he never bet on his own squad. He was just gambling. What's going on, Jed Hicks? How you doing, brother? He was gambling with everybody else. They do credit him. I mean, they do acknowledge that. I mean, meanwhile, you got Barry Bonds and Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa, who were just blatantly fucking cheating.
Speaker: was the steroids. And I say allow me personally, I love steroids in baseball, make baseball fun. Baseball, I love baseball, but it's a boring fucking sport. Well, I thought it was bullshit that they got them for steroids. They bulked up, but it didn't really, I mean, they had been on shit to heal. Yeah. It was awesome shit. So they can heal faster and keep playing. They're trying to get their contract money.
Speaker: I don't think they were doing anything other than trying to make it for their contract money. And I was good with that. But they talked about, and I watched around the horn when they covered it, sports center was all over it, PTI was all over it. They really didn't emphasize that they were pushing, they was using that shit just so they could heal faster.
Speaker: And I will. Yeah, but I mean, but at the same time, they were still getting bigger and I mean, look at Barry Bonds. I mean, that's turned into a goddamn grizzly bear. Two multi -swall of you correct. Yeah, I mean, and that's bigger. That's going to affect it, especially when you're when you're going after a record, you're like a home record, you know, that's huge. But like I said, me personally, let them boys juice up in baseball. Let everybody juice up. And I want to see a pitcher throw 200 miles an hour because he's on steroids.
Speaker: Let them do it. And in their defense, bodybuilding is a sport. But technically, by the laws and the rules of bodybuilding, you're not allowed to use muscle enhancers or any enhancers of any sorts. You're not supposed to use anything, I agree. Yeah. I'm number 94 strike. 1998 home run chase, yeah.
Speaker: and Mark McGuire ass, everybody knew he was on that shit. And Jose Conseco, he never denied it. He's the only Jose Conseco. Jose Conseco was like, yeah, I am. I don't think we're gonna say shit to him because the dude was a fucking psychopath. That fool was fighting everybody and anybody back in the day. Jose Conseco and Mark McGuire were the shit when they wanted eggs. And the last time I seen Jose Conseco, he's still a jacked up fucking monster.
Speaker: He don't care. He's a psychopath. And he'll call everybody out. I think they did. Somebody screwed him over in Major League Baseball. Very Lamar Bonds. And he called everybody out because when they were sitting to tell me he was doing something surprising, he didn't go up to Alex Rodriguez. Next motherfucker Lewis. Oh yeah, he is. Yeah, Casico has no fucks to give about shit. He's like, he didn't give a fuck. I am who I am. I did what I did.
Speaker: They don't give a fuck about none of that. He didn't give a fuck about none of that shit. He really caught everybody out. I mean, that's like, that's like, you know, if you catch Warren Sapp outside of doing like the professional Warren Sapp and stuff, but you catch him out, that motherfucker is shitting on everybody. Warren Sapp, Charles Barkley, Jose Cascico. Imagine if those three had a show together. Shit, I'd be glued every day.
Speaker: Give me those three, seven days a week. An hour, seven days a week. I'd watch, I would watch every freaking second. Bobby don't give a damn. He'll call everybody and he'll fight you. Them three dudes will fight you and talk shit. They don't care. Cause one step, never care. He never cared. He never cared. He never cared. He never cared. Well, McGuire shrunk.
Speaker: He stopped working out so much. Sammy Sosa turned into an Asian lady. I mean, have you seen Sammy lately? He wasn't Asian. He was Caucasian. Well, he was what? Sammy was what? Puerto Rican, Colombian, something like that? I think he was Dominican. Dominican? Now he looks like an old Asian lady.
Speaker: his skin is bleached. He bleached. Yes, he bleached. Yeah, he had that, that, that, I can't think of the name of that disease. Yeah, but he, they said he had that disease and then he bleached his skin. It wasn't a bit of like, oh, he was bleached. That's what they said. That's what I, that's what I read. But he bleached it because he didn't want the patches. Why? I don't know, man. I don't understand this shit.
Speaker: Look, man, I just tell you what I read. I don't know. I'm not personal friends with Sammy, so sorry. I don't know the ins and outs of it. I can't, I can't. But yeah, you didn't like bleaches. Obviously, you didn't just pour bleach on him and bleach his fucking skin.
Speaker: but he had some some some **** of some medical procedure. I think I did hear about the medical procedure but it threw me because this is scary. Well **** it looks like Bruno Mars right there. He's like a white Bruno Mars. I can't talk to you. I can't talk to you. I can't talk to you. Somebody got old white Bruno Mars. Somebody left his door open. I don't know what the ****
Speaker: Sammy, I need you to get some vitamin D. I need you to get some sunlight, bro. No, it's like after you retire, he just started going pale. And I don't think it's jaundice. Jaundice will do that to you. Okay, but jaundice, jaundice is a yellowing of the skin. Yellowing of the eyes. I thought it was the skin, too. Like when you can get a little pale in the skin, but damn it. But what is it? What is it? When people start to have kidney failure and stuff, they get that yellowing of the skin, right?
Speaker: We're not fucking doctors here. We're a goddamn podcast. We're a podcast where the host gets drunk and the co -host won't go fucking urban exploring with him. You show up. See you, Stromdus.
Speaker: I'm not as dumb as people think I am. I am correct, Click. That's getting a fucking star right there. That's the goddamn comments Hall of Fame right there. The buzz around dressed to change. He was ill. Right there. He uses a bleaching cream before going to bed that softens and lightens his skin. See, he bleaches. I told you.
Speaker: It's not, no, he bleaches his skin. He was already starting to, he was getting the splotches. He looked like a member of Culture Club. That's what we look like. He looked like a fucking, well, now he does. Do you really wanna hurt me? Yes, I wanna bleach. Yeah, see, it's jaundice. When they get yellowed in the skin.
Speaker: I know it was the eye. But he didn't want the patches. That's why he started bleaching. Splatches to me sounded better like him. He was like a fucking splatting gal out in the pasture. Yeah, I know people with genres. I never saw patches. Well, you know what I mean? They're not patches, but you get like, I didn't say patches. I said splatches. Like that model, that - I can't. She goes in here and sings the song and then you go and say splatches. I can't get you to, okay? What? I can't. You said it. Splatches.
Speaker: splotches, not splotches. Oh, splotches. Yeah, splotches. Like that model. That's really super famous model. She's pretty as hell. But she's a black model, and she's got, I think it's, what does she say, do I like her? Yeah, so she's got splotches of white. Yeah, they bring it over. Yeah, yeah. She's a very pretty woman.
Speaker: And she embraces it. But some people don't. I think Michael Jackson did the same thing that was starting to happen to him. And that's why he decided to become a white guy or a white female. I really don't know what happened to Michael Jackson at the end. All I know is that he still made phenomenal music. I'm just saying, look back at old school Michael Jackson. That fool was dark. Your hand and knee and not some...
Speaker: Yes, he was. He was paler than Seamus. No, he was not. He was paler than Seamus O 'Toole. His nose was smaller than Seamus's, but he was a paler than Seamus. His nose was not smaller than Seamus. His nose wasn't. That motherfucker had a fucking damn near like a toucan sand beak. His nose became damn near protractor, stop it. They had like a toucan sand beak. No, it wasn't that long. No, it was something.
Speaker: Poor Mike. What went wrong in that game? That happened to R .D. Lang. That happened to R .D. Lang.
Speaker: His nose didn't fall off, but from all the coke, you know who Artie Lang is, right? The comedian. He was on Howard Stern for years. He did, what was it? Dirty Business with Norm McDonald. It was a movie. He's an actor comedian. He was on Howard Stern for years. And he did so much coke over the years. He was a known drug addict, but his nose literally just went like, it like imploded.
Speaker: And so they had to re, they had to like do. Yeah. Artie Lang had to have that reconstruction surgery on his nose. I mean, that man was a mess for years. I don't even know if he's still alive or not. I think he's still alive because it wasn't too long ago that they were saying that he fell off the wagon again. He was back in court or some shit.
Speaker: I'm glad Robert Downey Jr. didn't follow up the wagon again. You want to talk about a goddamn comeback story? Yes. I mean that man, you want to talk about from riches to rags to riches? Yes.
Speaker: Yeah, I think that's what happened to Artie. I mean, because his nose literally sank into his freaking face. He looked like Voldemort, or Voldemort, or - And you know, a lot of cocaine folks, they do that shit to stay awake. That's the scary part.
Speaker: They do it because they're addicted, man. But I mean, because it was a party, man. I mean, look back at the 80s when cocaine was really prevalent and stuff like that.
Speaker: You know, the eighties, that was like a party decade, man. Everybody was having fun. Everybody, or even, what was that in New York? What was that? What was that? The Cotton Club. The Cotton Club. No, no, the other one. Club, Club, was Club 64, 74? Studio 64. Studio 64. That's right, that's right, Studio 64. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it was like, so that cocaine, you know, cocaine became so popular because it was - I was wrong with Cotton Club. It was Studio 64.
Speaker: Yeah, it was one of those drugs that it was like, everybody wanted to party. Everybody wanted to have a party. Yes, it was. You can watch movies and you see people doing bumps in the bathroom and stuff like that. But I've watched a lot of documentaries. Yeah, I'm a documentary guy. Judge me if you will.
Speaker: But I mean, and this is like real footage. It's the nonstop. Stop it. Studio 69. Yeah, yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. But no, I mean, you know, Columbia with all the cocaine it did back then you ain't lying. documentaries. Yeah, like it wasn't just that's the crazy part. No, it was all over the it was all over the country. The world.
Speaker: Well, I mean, for, for, for, you know, just speaking. Yeah, it was it was it was huge all over the world. I mean, lady probably speak more on the UK on on the English or the UK side of things. The UK.
Speaker: side of things with the 80s. We're only privy to what we see and what we're, you know, what, what's, what's put in our faces and stuff like that. But, you know, I've watched a lot of documentaries about like Hollywood in the 80s and stuff like that. And with real footage in these clubs and people were literally just doing bumps off of a fucking pin cap, man.
Speaker: They would be like three people, one dude would walk up and just doing bumps, passing it around. Rolling up a hundred dollar bills. Yep. Or you're sitting in the champagne room or the VIP. You got lines and everybody's got a line, man. Everybody get high and everybody get fucked. You need a kid who fucked you. Everybody was fucking kind of like the sixties.
Speaker: Everybody, you ever seen the actual documentary of Woodstock? I heard about it. Man, a lot. Everybody was fucking everybody there. Male, female, man, man, woman, woman, dog, cat, donkeys, it don't matter. Everybody was fucking. They were animals, damn, they fucking, this shit was. Man, everybody was high, everybody was happy, and everybody was fucking. The hostel was waiting for nothing.
Speaker: it was on his face like it was on his face i can't stand yo ass click everybody fucking everybody yeah man i mean it was a wild time you know you trying to see two dudes fucking i'm sorry i'm doing that it was i'm just saying
Speaker: but people are happy though. I mean, at the end of the day, they were happy. They was all busting nuts together. You gotta be happy. Yeah, it was not happy after that morning. Hey, go ahead. No problem. Get the ****. Yeah, we ain't got no problems here. No problem. No problem here. No problems here, baby. You might have us in this short. Go ahead. The **** out of here. Maybe that's what needs to happen. I saw a more fortified of this shower. It was all some nasty
Speaker: even today at these music festivals and these quote unquote raves or whatever that people go to, man, they don't shower for three, four days.
Speaker: Fuck that shit. Man, I've got a couple of friends, male and female friends, that are music festival junkies. And they'll post pictures of night one. And I'm like, damn, y 'all looking good. Y 'all dressed out. You got your hair done. You got your, you know, the dudes are dressed to the knives. They're like having fun. The deal is a week and 12 hours.
Speaker: Yeah, day three, makeup's all smeared down their face or makeup's three days old. Man down your ribs and shit. Yeah, you got your hair's a mess, you know, both the, you know, both of men and women, they got the dirt stains rolling down on the table, the face looking like the grudge. Fuck this. Yeah, look at, look at like they just spit the last three days in Gettysburg during the Civil War. Dirty as fuck, probably smelling like hell.
Speaker: All of y 'all smell like all 300. And I had to break it to you in 2023. Y 'all dirty, disgusting, nasty smell, and y 'all still fucking each other. In that a care in the world. Uncleaning COVID. Nah, I'll be announced. Putting up dirty parts and other dirty parts. All you wanted purpose, I am making you new damn diseases, y 'all. Get you some fucking handy wipes and wipe your dick and vagine off. God, I'm the mostest looking motherfuckers.
Speaker: look at like fucking plant from uh from that goddamn rocky horror picture. I will make the zombie apocalypse of the orgies y 'all have and y 'all go ahead. Don't worry Tony. You got me in the zombie apocalypse. I'm shooting on you motherfuckers because y 'all gonna shoot me. Fuck y 'all. I gotta shoot you. I said you I got your back. You're good in the zombie apocalypse. We're gonna die. I am not a sassy old lady.
Speaker: I'm gonna be an old fashioned man sitting away from everybody. Like, I don't know if you've ever seen a living color. Don't do it. But I need you to go Damon Wayans. Don't do it. Was it Damon Wayans and David Allen, you're here? No. No. What was that, Cabana Boys or something like that? No, I don't wanna fuck you. No.
Speaker: Fuck you, Viricosa. That or Tony's going to be like full on Medea in a couple of years. I'm just saying we got our own very own Tony Medea D. Only thing me and Medea will have a comment is bucking motherfuckers. I can't believe I slept on that damn movie franchise so long.
Speaker: It was the please. You gotta go. Oh man. Tyler Perry is Medea kills me. The plays were it. The first one I saw was me and I was dying. I was dying. And I just got put on those movies in the last like year or two ago, but man alive. Medea is a whole nother level of. Who made a billion dollars off the plays?
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I mean, even before that, he made a million. Making the movie was easy to make it a play for him. He said that. Oh, yeah. I believe it. A hundred percent. Because, you know, so many movies. So damn fair. This is nothing. Well, I mean, you get a lot of these these actors, you know, like Hugh Jackman or Neil Patrick Harris or any of these other actors or actresses that were on Broadway.
Speaker: they said doing a movie or a television show gravy train is a piece of cake like Neil Patrick Harris was and how I met your mother and he and that was like nine seasons and he said every every season was easier than like a week of Broadway shows yeah because you know he was doogie house so he's been in the game for yeah he's been in the game for a hot minute but
Speaker: It's it was a sketch comedy show back in the 90s lady in living color Keenan ivory wanes Damon wanes Clemens like the wanes family put themselves on the map They really did they really hit the jackpot Yeah with that television show. It was kind of like Saturday Night Live. I don't know it was cool to say that laugh and it was
Speaker: But it was, it was a comedy and you could dare say Dave Chappelle kind of copied some of their style of what he was doing. Yeah. Oh yeah. Absolutely. You could kind of say that even though Dave did it different.
Speaker: But I wouldn't say copy. I wouldn't say copy. I would say that was similarity. You know, but you know what Keenan and Damon did was what Keenan did. Let's be honest. It was Keenan. What Keenan did was they paved the way. They created that outlet or that avenue for
Speaker: Dave Chappelle because it was, it was, it was urban based. Jennifer Lopez before JLo was JLo. She was her, who was a fly girl on there, came off of a living. Cola Hill was going to blow your mind.
Speaker: Jim Carrey? When I did that show with information, man, we talked about all those comedians and why I was standing up for Ken and I for Wayne so hard. Tommy Davison, Jamie Foxx. Damon Wayans was already out, but he jumped up there because that was his brother. Ken Wayans, Jim Carrey, all of them came off. Well, Sean and Marlon were on there, and half the people forget that Sean and Marlon Wayans were on in living color.
Speaker: Well, Sean was DJ. Yeah, Sean was a DJ. Sean was a DJ. Marlon was in David Allen Greer. See a bunch of them were already veterans that just joined the show. But the people that were in some of the best comedians out ever came off of that damn show. Well, Jim Carrey was on there and he was huge. Jim Carrey was on there and he was huge. Howie Davidson. Shit, there was a ton of motherfuckers on that show. And Jim Carrey literally got his, launched his career from that show. It was on for him ever since.
Speaker: It truly was, but in living color was definitely iconic, definitely iconic. You can't give the Chappelle Show credit without giving a living color credit, period, you can't. I love you too. But I mean, even like the second wave generation of, we said, Jayla, don't worry. Oh, now we got the YouTube comments.
Speaker: Yeah, now they popped up. I see it now. What's up, random Rick? I wonder if I got in trouble on my YouTube page. Is he on yours or mine? I don't know where random Rick is. He's on mine. Yeah, he's on mine. That was on mine. At least they popping up now. But really?
Speaker: Uh, but even, you even had a second wave. Uh, Oh no, I'm sorry. That was mad TV. My bad. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. It wasn't so triple on their comment. They had to show. Are you on Tony's page? Your dad. Hey, come here. I gotta tell you something, but yeah, I do. It's really important. It's super important.
Speaker: Ah, okay. You don't love me. That's a small woman. He must be on your page. Cause I'm, I didn't see his comments. I wonder if we did get in trouble. Let me actually back to troubles. Um, I don't have anything. Well, I don't know why they're not coming up. Yeah. I don't have anything that says.
Speaker: Oh, by the way, that's weird. But, um, but, uh, yeah, living color, man, was, was, was way ahead of its time when winning. It was so good. I loved watching that show. Uh, one of the streaming sites places still, thanks for having a whole ass channel for it. Well, go ahead. What? Five seasons. Yeah. I mean, that's a hell of a run though.
Speaker: It was, it was a good one. And it was funny. I mean, and at that time when that show came out, you know, Fox was not as big as they are. That's what I was saying. Fox was a brand new network. And that 21 Jump Street started in this generation, Arsenio Hall show. All of them were like the intro money makers. I mean, I still watch 20. I still watch that old school 21 Jump Street. I can't watch that shit no fucking way.
Speaker: I'm not going to sit down and binge watch it. But if I'm bored, I'll see it. I'll watch an episode of it or two or whatever. But, you know, Fox brought us shows like Martin and Living Color. New York Undercover. New York. Oh, man. New York Undercover was my shit, dude. Oh, everybody's shit. I love that damn show. I will go to New York. And my dad was watching it. They love this show back then. That was my show. But, oh,
Speaker: Well, hell, that shit that was in the show, Marywood Children, The Simpsons, all that shit came from Fox. All that shit came from Fox, yes. Truth be on the show, Gary Shannon, yes. Yes.
Speaker: Malik Yoba, I still like him. That cat randomly pops up in like movies and different things. And we're gonna need to find a role outside of being a cop. And he talked about that one time. He didn't want to be a cop in a TV show no more. He already did that. He wanted to do something different. Yeah, he was in something not too long ago. Tell the period of movies. Yeah, no, but he was in something else that I watched. And I was like, oh shit.
Speaker: I'm trying to look and see, you don't see it. Um, but, uh, old girl that was in that, that, that played their captain or whatever their, like their, their boss. Yeah. The, uh, Hispanic lady, she was on, uh, I think she was on Dexter. Yeah. She was on Dexter for a hot minute. She was the chief on Dexter. Mm -hmm.
Speaker: Now that New York undercover was my, was my, was my shit. That was my fucking show. Yeah. I can't even watch the, I can't watch the reruns no more. Cause he was, he did, he did his run and he was good. I'm not shitting on him, but everyone like, he wasn't, no, no. I'm trying to look here and see. He's in the last OG. He's on equalize with Queen Latifah. I haven't watched that yet. I haven't either.
Speaker: Oh yeah, not even, King of the Hill. And then you had your Saturday morning cartoons, Batman animation. That was for us, that was in the afternoon.
Speaker: Well, yeah. Bobby's world with with. Oh, I know who you're talking about. It's not Billy Crystal, Billy Crystal. No, not Billy Crystal. It's what's his name. What's his name on the motherfucker from America's Got Talent? How? No, no. What the fuck is his name? God damn it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Al Mandel.
Speaker: X -Men cartoons, Tiny Toon Adventures, Life with a Louie. Fox was killing it. Goosebumps was on there. Power Rangers took the world over from Fox. Taz Tazmania, Taz had his own cartoon to Tasmanian Devil. Spider -Man.
Speaker: Of course that 70 shows on their marriage with children Godzilla series on their big bad battle board beetle borgs. That was an afternoon show Yeah, man, it's like like I could have power rangers goosebumps dog. I had them shits and goosebumps was great. Whatever And you know what and I know you haven't seen them yet. Oh the game show greed
Speaker: Um, Oh yeah. Well, we're not even into like the, the trash television on Fox. They had, they had fucking Jerry Springer more. It was on there for a minute. Did they start on a network? Yeah. Yeah. Jerry Springer was always on Fox. Was it? Mm -hmm.
Speaker: Oh, was it R .L. Stein? Yeah, R .L. Stein did goosebumps. And just in the last couple of years, they did a three movie trilogy, three movie trilogy on Netflix. It was called Fear Street.
Speaker: And it was fear Street 1978 1994 and 19 or I'm sorry 1666. Not not the RL Stein goosebumps that we are all familiar with. This was they were a horror movie, but it would they were great. They were really good and they were more for. Older teenagers and adults. Did you know Jerry Springer was born in London?
Speaker: And what? He was born in London. I did not know that, I know he's from Cincinnati. He was born in London, grew up in Queens, worked under Robert Kennedy. This motherfucker. Okay, I'm missing these comments. Aged up time, Power Rangers came out, we gonna see what kids like to hear. Jenny Jones, Jenny Jones was up there, yes she was. Riculate too, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Jenny Jones and Riculate.
Speaker: I love Jenny Jones show. I did. I love the show. I really hate it. What happened to her ass. I really hated that test. All right. So I'm not, I, we are not getting the comments from our YouTube page. I'm going to have to work on that and see what's going on. Um,
Speaker: Yeah, Tracy Allman, The Gary Shandlin Show and Living Color, most importantly, married with children, like. Iconic. That was like the fucking Fox Show for years. And then I dare to say as much as I'm not the biggest fan of the show, because I used to be, but I think it's kind of ran its course. Well, The Simpsons kind of held their ground for a very long time.
Speaker: Simpsons broke all the barriers. Yeah. And all the barriers. There's still fucking going. There is no South Park without the Simpsons. Shut off your comments on YouTube. Random Rick. I'll see you Friday, bitch. I don't know. Whatever night it is that you steal my, you steal my gimmick.
Speaker: But yeah, you know, marrying with children was kind of a staple. Simpsons has always been a staple. And Living Color was a staple. Arsenio Hall was a staple. Family Guy became a staple. Star Trek, the next generation was a staple. Star Trek was on there for a hot minute. Yeah, they were, they were a staple. But much like the Simpsons, the Family Guy kind of ran its course for me. Well, the Simpsons is still telling the future. That's what they're saying, man.
Speaker: It's scary the amount of shit that the Simpsons have predicted. I've been down that wormhole, man. I've been down that wormhole because I'm like one of these naysayers who's like, nah, y 'all really, y 'all really buying into this whole Simpsons bullshit. Well, what's crazy is all y 'all do is put the old episode and it show you. Well, you know, like I said, you know, I like to
Speaker: get into my wormholes and do deep dives on my own and stuff like that. And one of the things I've seen one time, it was a series, they showed the air dates of these shows. Yes. And I was like, God, damn. Yes.
Speaker: Family Guy was good for the first three or four seasons, but after that I was kind of over it. I was too. I love Futurama. That show was great. I didn't like Futurama. American Dad. I like American Dad. I don't like those guys when they were doing too much. Yeah, they were doing a little bit too much on American Dad.
Speaker: You know, the Cleveland Browns show was cool, but - No, it wasn't, no one stopped it, no one. I mean, it could have been cool, but it was played out from Jump Street. No, it wasn't. Cleveland Browns show was played out from Jump Street from first episode. But I watched it, now don't get me wrong, I watched it and I still laugh my ass off at it. They had to do them like that. But yeah, I mean, come on. Well, I bet.
Speaker: I've never liked Bob's Burgers. But yeah, they started the segues. You are correct. Random rate. That's what was wrong with the Cleveland show to me. Lot of racist jokes and segues. Yes, it was. Yeah. Well, yeah. I think he was talking about family guy. Family guy was was was filled with all types of stereotypes and they just made fun of everybody. Yes, they did. South Park did too. South Park was just as fucking bad.
Speaker: I never liked South Park, man. That shit came out like when I was in eighth grade. That movie was one of the best comedies ever. Ever. That show came out when I was like in eighth grade and I watched the first season and I was done. It was just dumb, man. That movie was so fucking funny. I was just like, ah.
Speaker: I had to walk to catch my breath all that for so hard. Yeah, South Park, you know, I'll give I'll give what Trey Parker and Matt Stone. I'll give him credit. Ain't nobody safe with those guys. They're going after every damn. Every fucking body. You know, when I go after everybody, this guy shakes his head at me just so you know, but he loves South Park. They did it before you. I'm aware of that. They did it before you.
Speaker: There was people out there that did it before them. This guy wants to sell me out to the entire state of South Alabama. It's not my fault just because every time somebody screams out RT.
Speaker: anti mommy or sister or go ahead and get them y 'all. I ain't got nothing to do with it. I'm not the one doing it. I'm not the one. I'm not the one who is, is continuing with the incestual. I'm not, I'm not the one continuing the incestual bloodlines.
Speaker: Look, it's 2023. Everybody can change. Everybody can change. It's been ten generations that your family looks like this Alabama. Stop it. He's going out of his range. Time to make a change. Like Obama said, Alabama, it's time for a change. Your family tree can have branches and forks off of it. What are you doing? Hi.
Speaker: What are you doing? You smell all sweaty and gross. Oh, okay. What you doing? You eating my chair? Yeah. What are you doing? You coming in? No. You gonna eat some dinner? I'm just coming to get some water. Going back out and being feral. Your dad's got a ponytail. Don't grow up to be like him. What's that? I said your dad's got a ponytail. Don't grow up to be like him.
Speaker: Well, that was a, this is man, cause I got a long ass hair and beard. Something that I have, I have, I have, I have hair on my head and face. Two things that you can't grow. You can't grow them. That's okay. Don't you see it? Prove me wrong. No. Come on. I had a goatee over there. Give me a big old bushy beard and an afro too. I've got a goatee, I'm good. Come on. I said a beard, got a goatee. I had a goatee, I'm good.
Speaker: I'm not down with the scruff life. Don't worry. You say that the guy at my local vape shop, I walked in there the other day. He's got, this cat's got long, he's got long hair, like all of his hair is long. It's not shaped like mine is. And he had like a fucking sleeve of a shirt that he'd cut off on his head, holding his hair back and everything. I said, God damn son. Shit's almost always, I was like all the way down his back there.
Speaker: He's like, yeah, but I still can't grow a beard like yours. And I'm like, yeah, not many. There's not many out there that can. I am the chosen one. You know what? You tell him to stop hating on the fact that I have an amazing beard and luxurious hair, and I will stop telling him to grow his hair and beard out. He's jealous. He's jealous.
Speaker: And the sad part about it was, if Tony could actually grow a beard, he'd probably make me want to shave mine off because he... Black dudes grow nice beards. We grow everything better. Remember that. I mean, just because it's bigger doesn't mean it's better. I'm just saying. Trust me. Bigger isn't always better. Oh my God.
Speaker: I think he does. I think that's why he doesn't grow it out. The patchy beard, Tony. Like it doesn't grow in and all like all connect like here. It doesn't. Yeah. I've seen Tony with some facial hair. Not a lot. Uh, lady, I can actually show you guys. Um, I'm not a catfish with my beard. Uh, and actually, um,
Speaker: I showed Nikki a picture of it because we were having that conversation about guys who have beards and being catfishes and stuff like that. I actually just showed her a friend a picture the other night. We went out Tuesday night. We had a date night last Tuesday night. The kids weren't here, so we went out and had dinner and had a few drinks and stuff like that. And that came up. I don't know how, but it did.
Speaker: I mean, I'm not great or anything like that. I'm not like fucking Brad Pitt or Matthew McConaughey or Idris Elba or anything like that.
Speaker: I don't know, I said Idris Elba because apparently that's Nicky's Hollywood crush hall pass. All the women are crazy what would it do right now? I ain't mad at him. I ain't mad at him. That's a good looking cat. That's a smooth ass brother, man. Hey, the dude is sick in everything he does. He killed me in that damn, what was that Stephen King movie where he was like a - Doug Tyler? Yeah. That shit was corny as fuck.
Speaker: You don't like that movie, man. But that movie, hey, Idris Elba was... I'm gonna hit this guy. I don't like how he was holding the gun and shooting it, though. I don't like that. Yeah, that was a little weird, but... And big up to him in Pacific Rim. That was a very... That was a very underappreciated movie. Because they seem like they were doing too much of those fucking robots.
Speaker: Yeah, that was the first beardless picture I come across. I ain't mad at it. Plus, I got a burn on my face because somebody burned me with a cigarette. Do I get the homeless? Every now and then, I get a couple. See, there's this, this, this, this, this. Yeah, you look ridiculous. Keep your beard. I just look super young without a beard. That's what you want. Maintain your youth. No, I don't. OK.
Speaker: Kimbo Slice had a decent beard. What I'm not going to do is grow that shit out like James Harden. That shit's ridiculous. That's going to kind of get me in trouble right there, because I'm holding a Budweiser game. Budweiser. I drank Budweiser for years, and trust me, I was drinking Budweiser. What the fuck? I stopped drinking Budweiser way before the whole Budweiser scandal.
Speaker: I mean, I don't drink Budweiser. It's just not my preference. I don't drink that over any other beer, though. Well, yeah, I mean, well, I've always been a Budweiser guy. Yeah, exactly. I look like me, but younger. Exactly. No. So it's like, not like I grew my beard out and I look like a totally different person all of a sudden because I have a beard. But
Speaker: No, I, I, I drink Budweiser for years. Uh, that was my, that was my go -to. And then, I don't know, about two, three years ago, when I started working, when I was like, you ought to see me with a beard. That'll be about the strongest I'll go with a beard right there. And that's about four years ago. I keep it neat and clean. Yeah. That's not really a beard. That's like fuzz. Whatever.
Speaker: No, I'm not. It's facial hair. But it's not like I wouldn't call it a beard. It's neat. She said, please don't do that again. You got a full ass beard and mine is neat. That's neat. Like I've said a million times and I still stand by this. Guys, if you're going to have a beard, you got to take care of it. You got to get it edged up. You got to keep it, yes.
Speaker: You gotta wash it. You gotta wash it. Buy you a beard straightener. Brush it, comb it, put your product in it, put your oils in it, put your bones in it, put your moisturizers in it, put all that. You gotta have products, man. I got products. I got a whole ass shelf of products for my beard. Save money, just shave. I don't think he's doxed in anybody. Who? Like he said, stop doxing your family.
Speaker: I didn't. That's about the roughest. Oh, I ain't know my shit was still up. That's about the roughest I've been right there. Yeah, a little scruffy. I appreciate it, y 'all. I ain't know it was still up. A little scruffy, a little rough around the edges. I ain't sure the whole family trusts me. Y 'all just got some of the pictures.
Speaker: That was scruffy. I was trying to get the whole facial thing going like, long as fish burn on deep cover. That's the beard I really want. Yeah. No, I mean. You're going to be better than that, motherfucker. They do screenshots. You're right. People who screenshot shit ain't got nothing better to do with their fucking lives. They're a bunch of fucking losers. Yeah, I want to fight them. And they're probably all in the same place at the same time, having the same fucking argument that they've been having for fucking 10 years.
Speaker: Uh, I'm trying to look and see if I have anything. Oh, cause I was, I was, I couldn't have facial hair when I worked at Ork and I got to have a mustache, but that was about it. Uh, and when I quit my job and I came back to Ohio.
Speaker: I started growing my beard back out. And I've shaved it down a couple of times. I've trimmed it all off, or not shaved it all off, but taking it down to like a one on the trimmers. Yes. But I mean, ultimately, at the end of the day, it's just a matter of just fucking taking care of your shit, man. Absolutely.
Speaker: Taking care of your shit, as Tony says, when y 'all give him a hard time about, you know, flossing his teeth or - Hygiene. Kiss my ass. You're tipping his ears or whatever. Fucking hygiene, man. Just take care of your shit. My ears itch. That's all it is, my ears itch. People be weird, man. Just looking out for you. People do be really weird. I just followed you back, Maestro.
Speaker: as I just followed you in the first place. You know, it's like, it's like I get all Jeff and I made fun of Jeff when, when he got COVID and his doctor told him to shave his beard off and he shaved his beard off. I'm like, dude, just fucking wash it. Now you should shave it. Just fucking wash your shit, man. Wash it too, yeah, but definitely shave it. Clean your shit, wash your shit. You'll be fine. Because that was the biggest thing they were telling everybody, wash your hands, wash your hands, wash your hands.
Speaker: The full fuzzy scruffy. I can't do that. I can't do that for real. No, I'm glad. I appreciate you saying it. I appreciate it. I wasn't paying attention to myself. I was over here on my phone looking at trying to find pictures myself. I wasn't even paying no damn attention until I looked ever. But no, I mean, people like that have no fucking lives.
Speaker: and have nothing going on. A bunch of folks don't, a bunch of folks don't trust me. Ain't shit, you ain't never going to be shitting. You know, um, I was like, I had a, um, no, no, I turned my location off on my Snapchat a long time ago because I had somebody show up at my house and I'm like, what the fuck? Well, I wasn't going to shoot her, but
Speaker: but when I first got on Periscope, my location was on and stuff like that. And this cat who just, all he did on Periscope was try to dox people or threaten people and all this other goofy shit. And he popped into my life one night and we all kind of went in on him and he was like, I know right where you're at, click, keep pushing my fucking buttons. Well, the next day I sent him a message
Speaker: I said, I know where you live. I know where you work. I know where your kids go to school. I was like, I know everything about you. I know how much money you made last year. Do you really want to play this fucking road? I said, the best suggestion I can have for you right now is for you to come in my live next Saturday night and apologize to me. And guess who was in my live set that next Saturday night, apologize. And I didn't need all his parents go for any of the other dumb shit.
Speaker: I think a few people apologize to me. They didn't broke all the damn rules as well. No, yeah. Sadly, we shouldn't have to worry about that because, I mean, at the end of the day, we're not in here picking fights. We're not in here looking for fights. We're not in here looking for drama. I can't speak for Tony or Jeff or Stan or Mike or Ryan or anybody else who's been on the show outside of the show.
Speaker: I'm live three times a week, maybe four times a week. I mean, I'm on here three times a week and I'll get on TikTok maybe once a week, if that, or once every couple of weeks. I mean, people can do shady shit for their entertainment, but as we've said a lot of times, fuck around and find out.
Speaker: What's up? What's up? You're not allowed to be on here. I was told that I'm a terrible dad and a terrible podcaster because my kids are on my show. Maybe they should mind their fucking business. Well, it was also some 60 plus year old drunk skank who has no life. Well, maybe she should mind her business. It's not her place. It ain't her show. She can mind her business. Sorry.
Speaker: Yeah. I forgot to mention my kids have no filter much like their day. I didn't raise no pussies. What'd you tell them to do? I said mind the fucking business. Watch them off. I'm 19. It's okay. Yeah. Mind the business. Yeah.
Speaker: They don't run it. They don't sit here and do what they need to do for it. They don't have to comment on it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to take Tony's approach. Yeah. Yeah. I got time. Yep. I'm not dead. Hey, what do you mean? What do you think Mr. Bear? Yeah. Thanks. What do you guys really enjoy? I'm here to spray my hair.
Speaker: Oh. So, uh, my kids have, uh, my DNA and part of my DNA structure is zero fucks to be given at any given time. My DNA. Thank you.
Speaker: Hey, cut that up so the turtles don't get their heads stuck in it. Oh, the poor turtles don't tell me that. That's what happens. You can't get the scissors. You goop all this. I got muscles for a reason, but you just said you can't do it. You muscles apparently are not developed.
Speaker: Yeah, the big bad wolf, the boogeyman, the baba yaga cares about turtles. And I don't want them to get their heads stuck in the six pack rings when I buy six packs of beer. So I chop them up. Judge me if you will, call me a pucey. I don't care. I don't want the turtles to get their heads cut off. Oh yeah, seagulls, sea life in general. Fuck seagulls first and foremost. Seagulls are assholes. I don't like them, they're mean.
Speaker: Do you guys hear that dance break? Yeah. Yeah. That's what we do. That's what they do. That's what they do. Yeah. Fuck a seagull. I'll put a whole ass six pack of seagulls in those rings and carry their bitch asses around as an example to the rest of the seagull nation.
Speaker: I learned a lot of things from fucking Godfather. Marlon Brando taught me, sometimes you have to make examples to get your point across. Yes, my kids are just the biggest assholes and unapologetic as I am and have no damn filter.
Speaker: People don't realize your kids will not care when it comes to you. They will knock them all the fuck out. I raised them that way, man. It's instinctive. You don't even have to. Click, click, put the bird down. Jason was a baby and my stepdaughter, her godfather was over here. He was halfway play wrestler with her and everything. Jason was in the day but walked the tomb like this.
Speaker: He was like, oh, okay. He said, okay. Remember that Super Bowl Doritos, the Super Bowl Doritos commercial? A few years back. I don't know. With the kid, the guy came to pick his mom up for a date, and he tried to get his Doritos, and the kid smacked the shit out of them, smacked them right in the mouth. Yeah. He said, yeah. He'd have her own by 10. Yeah. Believe in that shit.
Speaker: One time we were teenagers, she had chipped me up, she was like, I'll be back. I'm like, where are you going? Where are you going? My sister was like, this picture's everyone else? She came out of the whole house. You mother forgot I'm the mother. I'm like, all right, no problem.
Speaker: Hey man. I was like that. I was like that with my moms. I was very protective. I was, I was, I was, but I was also as big as I am right now. Give her your minus some pounds. When it comes to your marriage is pulled turn into a full fucking just unfrozen decepticon of the motherfucker. Okay. There's 12 years old. I was there six foot tall.
Speaker: I mean, let your mutant X gene come out with a motherfucker, okay? At 12 years old, I was down there a full grown ass man. I was told that my mom had 10, so.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, well, I was told I was taller than my mom at 12, but my mom was also, she's pretty tall for a woman. She was like 5 '8". We go places, we go shopping. I'll be standing there like this, just looking.
Speaker: Well, that's, that's, that's, she's alive. I want you to let your mother live. I'm like, she's fine. Yeah, she's fine. She's fine. That's, that's my stepmom. Mama Jo is my stepmom. Yeah, she's awesome. My real mom's. She was a mess, but I was very protective. And I got, as a kid, I got into some fights with some grown ass men.
Speaker: I wore their asses out too. They didn't expect 10, 11, 12 -year -old Blake to wear their asses out. First of all, they didn't want to fight no kid. Like I said, my mom was a bit of a mess since she dated some real fucking losers. I drug one dude so bad. His fucking brothers came back. It's both too.
Speaker: I mean, I've dated women that had kids, and this son was always ready to bolt them in. I said, I understand. He didn't give me problems, I don't mean, I understand. I think I respect it. One dude, I drug his ass because he raised his hand. I said, ah, ah, ah, this is the first and last time. He said, what are you going to do about it?
Speaker: That's all I needed to hear. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, what? That's one of the moments where I'm not going to lie. The grown man tells you that you're going to call your homeboy. This dude sent me to my mother as well. They're supposed to show up. I literally at that time, at that time I watched one of my best friends. We were on the basketball court. We were playing basketball. And
Speaker: He ain't gotten into a fight a few days beforehand. We was playing basketball. I watched four dudes walk up on him. One dude shot him dead ass in the face. Told me I didn't see shit. That's why you can't be fighting people. And I was war torn and ragged at that point in my life. I'd been jumped.
Speaker: Multiple times I've been beat up because of because I was white living in a certain neighborhood. I was targeted. I was, I was, I know that happens. That's what happens to both races. I know that should happen. All right. Where we lived at, I was, I was targeted and I was profiled. I was a white kid. I was a big kid and I got jumped. I got beat up, but I might've got my ass. Well, but I went down swinging every time.
Speaker: And I took a couple of them motherfuckers with me. Bring somebody with you. Yes. Yeah. Bring somebody with you. You roll up with me with six. I'm going to make you a promise. I might be getting my ass whooped, but I'm whooping three or four of your asses too. He said, what are you going to do? We were done talking at that point. We was done talking.
Speaker: I mean, that was one of the, I mean, that was one of the biggest reasons why I wound up going and living with Pops. Now you're good, Maestro. Unfortunately, my mom's passed about 12 years ago. My actual real mom, she passed about 12 years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, about 12 years ago. But mom and Joe, that's Pops' wife. They've been together for like,
Speaker: 30 years almost. So you're pretty much a step mom straight up. Yeah, same to a certain degree. And that's just by the numbers. The only proof is it's. Yeah, but but yeah, no man I I got I'm not I'm never going to I'm never going to I'm not going to be that that parent or that dad who who's going to get mad at my kids for standing up for themselves. Of course not.
Speaker: Now, if they wanna act like little fucking knuckleheads and act like bullies and try to mistreat people or treat people a certain type of way, unprovoked, fuck who you're dealing with. You're gonna have to deal with me first and foremost. You ain't gonna act like that. I ain't never been a bully. I can't stand bullies. I've been bullied. I can't stand it. I don't like it. That shit makes me sick. But as a dad,
Speaker: They absolutely, I want my kids to stand their ground, and I want my kids to stand up for themselves. Absolutely. And you don't have to be afraid of shit, because as long as you're doing the right thing, I got your back. Both my boys always been ready to fight. That's nothing to worry about. Yep. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Pops has been around a few times. Pops and Mama Joe have been around a few times. Now, unfortunately, we haven't talked since January, but it is what it is.
Speaker: I'm not at any stubborn, bold, bold, bullheaded, asinine, asshole, whatever you want to call it. I'm not making that first. I'm not making the move again. We haven't talked since January. You want to want to reconstruct that or fix that or work on that. And, uh, you know, my number. Cause you made your decision when I was a kid and you've shown me how you make your decisions as an adult once again.
Speaker: Sometimes in some people's eyes, water is thicker than blood. Just saying. But now, I mean, yeah, my kids are all hard -headed, knuckle -headed, jackasses like me. But not without just cause. We're not just gonna be assholes, just be assholes.
Speaker: Some people do, that's the misconception. Well, some people do, a lot of people do. That's the misconception. I mean, you can go on the internet and you can go on any platform on the internet and you can see, as like you said earlier, I think it was like, he might've been marked. Let me scroll through here and double check. Yeah, it was like, people do shady shit for entertainment.
Speaker: They aren't well in the head. Absolutely. I mean, there's whole ass. There's whole ass. There's whole ass fucking platforms of people who do nothing but fight over the same dumb shit day in and day out and day in and day out. And all hours of the day and night. And I find about the same goddamn shit when all you got to do. I'm not one who's typically going to block people.
Speaker: like I don't wanna block you because at the end of the day, I'm not gonna associate myself with you and I'm not going to mix words with you. But if you mad at me, keep watching, enjoy the show, stay mad. I'm not gonna block you, I don't block people, there's very few people who've been blocked. Very few, I agree.
Speaker: Right? Same conversation, same dumb shit, day in and day out, like get the... Move on. Move on.
Speaker: I mean, I've done that on various platforms. Periscope, I did that. I didn't block nobody. They can come in, they talk shit and act. Mark can probably attest to this. They talk shit and act all kinds of crazy. I didn't pay them no damn mind. Every once in a while, I'd get on their asses. But for the most part, I didn't pay them no mind. Now the comments, the chatter's box, so to say, well, that was a different story. I mean, you get a couple people, every once in a while, the chatter's box would go ballistic on there.
Speaker: Same thing with like TikTok when I went to TikTok and I wouldn't pay the haters no mind. Every once in a while I was feeling a little froggy and a little feisty and I would entertain them for a hot minute. But other than that, I just kind of fucking ignored them and let them play themselves. And then the chatters box would just fucking just rip them apart. Yeah.
Speaker: in the challenge box was a y 'all Mark Mark y 'all Tony D. I don't know. I don't know how familiar you are with this. When your audience regularly shit for you is priceless. You ain't even got to say like, I don't know if you've ever had this happen in your. Yes, I have because when I did an interview with Tracy and he jumped. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't even get to say shit. I wouldn't even I wouldn't even see the comment because I'm doing my own thing. And all of a sudden I'd see I'd see the chat just.
Speaker: They went, listen, I don't wanna fuck with you, but let's go to you and everybody who told me to get over Haps. Y 'all kiss my ass. That night right there, they all knew how serious I was and they was right there for me. I will never forget that shit. I will never forget that shit, dawg. And I hope everybody who was ever on Haps with me hears me when I say that shit. I will never forget that shit.
Speaker: I will never, there was like, when you cut this shit out, you know this shit for real. This is serious. Stop saying it. They went ballistic. Oh my God. I wish I could have saved those comments. Oh shit. That was wild man. And you know, and I. I cannot, I had so much fun. The fun you all had on Periscope with the fun I had on half. So the best way for me to relay that shit.
Speaker: They was there. I did an interview. We had fun on Periscope. I was so damn nervous. I was trying to be so serious. It was like a big moment for us as a community. They was helping me out. They were so right fucking there. The minute somebody did something stupid, boom, they were just all over. I was like, woo. Yeah, no. I know what they did. Yeah, they sold it out. They sold it out. They did take the money.
Speaker: They weren't happy with the decision. I sat back and said, I was gonna give it six months to come back. And it's been a year, it's over. I get it, it's over. And I said that on the new year, I did a broadcast on New Year's. I was like, as a man said, I'm signing off, I'm done. I left it alone. I left it alone. I gave it a timeframe and it was done. I will still talk about it because some of that shit that happened up there was so fucking pricey for me.
Speaker: For me, when everybody got out of periscope, I got out of haps. That's the best way for me to describe it, because a bunch of periscope people can't shut the fuck up about periscope, and it's been closed for three years. What, two years? Two years.
Speaker: Yeah, two years. Two years, yeah. Periscope been down for two years and they won't fucking let it go. I don't let half go until they let periscope go. So you tell everybody, all you periscope folks who won't let periscope go, y 'all leave me the fuck alone about halfs. I let periscope go. That was my shit. Yeah, I let periscope go when I walked away, when I moved on from periscope and I went to TikTok. Now, what I'm not gonna let go is I'm not gonna let go of all the nights
Speaker: all the lives I did, all the people that I've met, the people that I'm still friends with, the people that I'm still friends with, the people that I'm still friends with, the people, the connections that I made. I met Mark on there. I met Krista on there. Krista pops in here every once in a while. She's like a little sister to me. You know, I met, that's where I met Stan and Kevin.
Speaker: Kevin Hawley, I met those guys. I created a true friendship with Kevin Hawley and Stan through my periscope lives. There's a couple other cats that I've known since they were young and I didn't let a whole lot of kids in there. And there was three that kind of snuck in, but they were so cool and they were so chill, but they became instantly protected.
Speaker: Krista. Of course. They came in credit card so properly. Krista, Darren, and Wesley, they came in correct. I didn't know they were kids. Once I found out they were kids, they were already in, but they were protected, not only by me, but by everybody in our group, in our community.
Speaker: Mark remembers the day when I was just doing random ass titles. And then I did the Bape and Chill, which was fun. And then Bape and Chill evolved into the Glick Show, which then evolved into TikTok, which I've said that time and time again on here. And Mark has been with me since Mark was one of those guys and Busted Rubber, AKA Hoss, AKA Trucker Rob. Oh, he's Hoss on TikTok. What's that? That's who Busted Rubber is? Yeah.
Speaker: Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Pitbull sauce. I think the name is up there. Jesus. Holy shit. Oh yeah. You know, I've, I've known a lot of these cats for, for, for, for ever, man. I mean, maybe those, you know, Mark, you know, like Mark said, Mark was 19 when he first met me. Now he's almost 30. Jeez. Yeah.
Speaker: I mean, I've known some of these cats for a hot minute. And I'm not shitting on haps in general. What drives me crazy about haps is the assholes on Periscope that weren't getting the attention and all the other things that they wanted. Haps made them feel important and special because people like really,
Speaker: Leggy, you're telling me. Some of these cats, the three people that I mentioned, they were my periscopes when they were like 14 and 15 years old. And now they're in their mid -20s. That's crazy. Yeah. So you were talking about feeling old. And like I said, the three people that I mentioned,
Speaker: We didn't know they were kids. We had no idea because of the way they conversated. My buddy Darren, his pops came into my life one night. His pops follows us and follows me. He follows us to this day. He came into my periscope one night and he's like, I wanted to see who he was hanging out with and I got respect for you because
Speaker: You guys are having fun. You're not doing anything and and you've protected him. You look out for him and you take care of him. You make sure he's OK and if anybody comes in here sideways and they bring it towards him, you're on him and everybody that's in this chat is on him.
Speaker: As I said, I got three baby brothers and sisters that I met from Periscope to this day that I still talk to. I still interact with and socialize with, and they are, they're like family. I ain't never met one of them in person, but they're like family to me. You know what I mean? At the end of the day.
Speaker: That's awesome. Hey, as long as they're watching the replays and stuff, that's awesome. But the thing with Haps is, outside of this show, I've had fun hanging out with Tony. I've had fun hanging out with Brian. I've had fun hanging out with Tamara.
Speaker: smoke, OG, you know, there's a list can go. I hung out with a lot of people outside of this show and those are connections. I don't know if you want to call them friendships. I say friendships. Some people might not be like on that same platform or that same page, but you know, I've met some good people and I still interact with them, still socialize with them. They still see them in the comments every once in a while. We pop into their lives. They're still doing their things.
Speaker: But there was so much drama. Kevin and fucking legend. I love Kevin. I love Kevin to death, but God damn this dude. But there's so many people that were problematic and lived off the drama.
Speaker: still do. And they still do. It's bullshit that they were doing on Periscope. Mark said he's 19. He was 19 when he met me. He's almost 30 now. That's 11 years of some of these cats that were on Periscope that went to Haps. Now they're on airtime or
Speaker: live stream or whatever very, and they're doing the same exact goofy ass shit that they were doing back then. Didn't change. They're nothing. They don't matter. And yet people entertain it. What all you have to do is just dump them and get rid of them. It's trash, man.
Speaker: What is it, live stream and with Yugo and BOGO and there's a ton of these fucking platforms and they're all there and they're all doing the same dumb shit that they were doing 11 years ago. And I'm an asshole who's gonna come in and put them in their fucking place and call them out and be a completely disrespectful monster. And I know better, but sometimes I get on my tangents and that's why I just put myself, you know,
Speaker: I'm in certain areas, but I'm only there because it's a new outlet for this show. I, Jody, I don't know if you know, but there's a couple of rooms I've walked away from. Oh, you ain't seen shit. I don't want to see shit. I don't want it. I don't want that. I don't like being with that guy. I will be that guy. You got up there last week or the week before.
Speaker: That motherfucker came in guns blazing, I just shook my head. No, two weeks ago, I come in fucking balls to the wall because that one particular person has been on the same fucking pedestal on the same fucking stage for well over a decade. You have, you didn't recognize that. That person ain't shit, ain't never gonna be shit and will never be shit.
Speaker: Damn right, you better tell him. That's why that person is single, lonely, and has no kids. I don't know who he's talking about. Do you tell him? No, you don't know who he's talking about. No, you don't. Plus, Jay makes me sick. He's actually been the voice of reason.
Speaker: I'm just kidding. I love Jay. When he turns into that grown man, it's fine. I love Jay. Jay's an OG and you know, we talk about Periscope. He's a grown man. He's alright. Mark. Mark. Mark. I know you remember Monkey Man Jay from Periscope. I love Jay to death. I've known this cat for again, almost a decade. It's the motherfucker you want around you but you don't necessarily want to invite over.
Speaker: the thing that kills him, kills me about him is this motherfucker, this motherfucker has said some of the most disgusting, some of the most derogatory, some of the most unwelcome, disrespectful things in the world. And then he wants to get mad at somebody because they make a juke up. I'm like, bro, how many times did I block you on Periscope because of some of the gross ass shit you were saying? Some of the ways that you would talk to women on
Speaker: on Periscope in my chat. Some of the things that you said about my dead mom. And now you're going to be bad because somebody makes a Jew joke? Get the fuck over yourself. If you want the truth, Mark, he's great around kids. He doesn't play around children. I respect him for that. He doesn't play when it comes to being around kids. He doesn't play that. Me and him had that conversation more than once and he'll do shit with his niece and nephews. It's when he's alone with nothing to do. That's the dangerous motherfucker.
Speaker: Yes, yes. That's the dangerous motherfucker. Not only hypocrites, not only hypocrites like you, but I'm hitting your comments. Tony's not hitting them, I'm hitting them. Not only hypocrites, not only hypocrites. I'm tired of talking about it. I'm talking about this shit. You did just motherfuckers who want to play the game right now. I did all this shit last summer. I'll stop. All these goofy ass fuckers, all these goofy ass fuckers. See, that's the biggest thing about me that a lot of people don't understand. As much as y 'all are watching me,
Speaker: and y 'all are watching what we do and y 'all are worried about what we doing because I stumbled up in there about two weeks ago and I was in the chat. Shout out to Sadie's. Shout out to Stevie. Holy shit. I didn't know Stevie was a chick.
Speaker: Shout out to Stevie, shout out to a couple others, who when I rolled up into our room, they're like, hey, what's going on? What's going on? And then the comments started rolling in. Oh, nonsensical, nonsensical shit, nonsensical, nonsensical shit. Oh, you're the asshole that hosts that podcast. And I said, y 'all ever listened to a single episode? Nah. Do you know who I am? No. You know how many people are on my show? Nah. Tony's there. So you only know Tony?
Speaker: I'm like, say, y 'all don't know shit about shit, but you feel some sort of way. Now I'm gonna hurt your fucking feelings. And then Coachy and Elliot were like, what's up, Blake? And I'm like, all right, I'm not gonna hurt no feelings, I don't respect. But I'm gonna hurt some feelings. Coachy wants you to do that shit in his room. Jay does too. I know he does, I know he does. He's jail let you be, Coachy let you be, I let people be. We got no problem doing that crazy shit. Mark, you said you feel what I was saying? Jay is that dude,
Speaker: As wild as he is, he'll protect the kids. Oh, yeah. You know how you got the wild, rambunctious motherfucker, but we just don't play around the children. We're going to protect the children. That's what he is. But when that motherfucker by himself and bored, oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah, we don't like each other.
Speaker: I'm like this motherfucker. Like you said, Glick, you said a lot like me right now. It's hilarious. We don't like each other. You don't say all this shit last year. She did. I've been saying that shit since. And she told him.
Speaker: Mark, we go back and forth and that's all love, brother. We can go back and forth all day long between the two of us. You can even get Tony and Jeff if you want to. That's all love, man. But but to say some crazy ass goofy ass shit about something that you don't know anything about. And I told them fools. I said, you ain't never heard us. You ain't never watched us. You don't know anything about us. Why don't you fucking pull up? I told you that. I said, pull up. Come and watch the show. Come and hang out.
Speaker: They've watched it a couple of times. I know it's actually really fucking scary, to be honest with you. That might be why we buy it. I told you all that shit. I told you that shit. But his, but not his, that are the same fucking person. Yeah. They're like two bulls, man. Or, or, or kind of wild life they have over there. Like two horses. Exactly. And deer and stuff. You know, sometimes your butt has it.
Speaker: Shadow Watchers, bungalow, what's going on? Yeah, you gotta, hey, you know what, I ain't mad. At the end of the day, I ain't mad. Shadow watch me creep on us, creep on us, watch us in the shadows, talk your bullshit because at the end of the day, you're still giving us numbers when you watch us. You're giving us publicity when you talk about us.
Speaker: People are going to get curious and they're going to go, what's so bad about these guys? And then they're going to fucking come in here and then they become fans because at the end of the day, you can't help but love the three of us retarded fucking goose.
Speaker: Cause it's real fucking talk. And then day it's real talk. It's always been real talk. We also try to have fun. We keep it for the most part. We try to keep it lighthearted. We can get serious as fuck. You know, Mark, Marcus Marcus said, and I'm not going to go into detail, but Marcus said in the comments, there's been multiple times where Mark's been dealing with some shit.
Speaker: and going through some shit and he gets on here and we've gotten serious with Mark. There's a gentleman that lives down the road from me who was going through some shit. He came in here and it was a Monday night and Tony and I completely pulled the e -brake on our entire freaking show and talked to this man.
Speaker: We talked to this man, we did what we thought we could do to help him as two gentlemen who have gone through and been through what he is currently going through. Yeah, click therapy. In recent months, you guys have, even Tony has learned things about me that most people don't know about me. And that I did not put out there for
Speaker: various reasons and they came out on this show. I met a young lady about a year ago through my tiktok live who was going through some shit. She was doing self harm. Just just a mess of stuff and we were we were live on tiktok and there was about
Speaker: 15 people from that live who all followed her and reached out to her. And I've personally talked to her behind the scenes. And now she's happy, she's doing better. She's three months, I think last time we talked about a week or so ago. I think she's just three months clean, no self harm.
Speaker: She's in therapy. She's chasing her dreams. I mean, I can be real on here all day long. I can talk to you guys all day long. But at the same time, if the social media is out there, reach out to us. I mean, I have no problem. I have spent many nights when I should be sleeping, talking to people. And I don't know them from Adam. She's doing great. And I'm super happy for her. I'm very happy for her.
Speaker: um but you know it's then you brought it you see what i drink but i'm not the monster that a lot of people portray me to be but i can be the monster that i'm portrayed to be a lot of times at the end of the day i can be a son of a bitch
Speaker: 100%. But generally, when I become that guy, there's a reason behind it. I'm not doing it just for fucking sport. I'm not doing it just because I want people to watch what we do and fuck you. Uh -oh.
Speaker: Go fuck, I see you. Sorry, I dropped the YouTube feed down. Yep, get in there. I remember that, Mark. That was nothing. I'll do that with ease. Yeah, I remember that, man. I gotta get up in the morning. Oh, my goodness.
Speaker: Call Fox said you got your mouth ready to go with the soul. We're trying to get rid of this toothache. You preach all that hygiene. I do all I'm saying at the end of the day spoiler alert PSA. Hey baby.
Speaker: I don't know. This crazy bitch really said I killed two boyfriends. You think I need to hire somebody to kill my father? What the hell are you talking about? I'm watching that evil genius the bank robbery was. She's in jail. And the guy that they're interviewing said she caught she wanted him. She wanted to hire him to kill her dad. She really said to the FBI, I killed two boyfriends. You think I'd need to hire somebody to kill my dad?
Speaker: I mean, that's some real shit. I didn't even mad at you. I didn't even mad at her, man. She was on that real shit, Tony G. How do I get to the... How do I get to the...
Speaker: I can't see the comments on Twitch. Do I have to wait a minute? I see the comments easy. Yeah, I don't. I just pulled it up. I wanted to make sure I was following bungalow. I might not be. I'm a terrible human being. Sorry, guys. I'm terrible on Twitch, just so y 'all know. I am the fucking worst on Twitch. Yeah, my willing teeth are the risk. The other teeth are coming. They're messing up on me. I don't know about the clove oil. I got the salt water. I got the peroxide. It'll knock it out. I just reloaded the page.
Speaker: I got Maestro. I can't find his other fucking papers. Shit. I can do that. Can I do that? Wow. A lot of people watching this on. I don't see bungalow. Bungalow. Bungalow. I would love to know who's going to do this. I just know how much it's going to cost.
Speaker: And I got aspirin I could take. I'm just trying to take aspirin so damn much. Look at you guys. Look at you guys. You guys are so helpful. I'm old. I don't know, I just said to have bungalow. Boy, that's in the comments. I'm an idiot. Yeah, I follow the maestro that does Mark and I follow bungalow tonight. So y 'all follow me back on Twitch, man. Appreciate y 'all.
Speaker: Yeah, but you don't even wanna go to the hospital, so don't do that. You got free health care, don't wanna go. I actually got it for, I could do a lot of my appointments through the VA, I could, but it's a little bit of a longer process. That's why I got the insurance on the job too, definitely for Jason. That is you, bro, you right, you right, you right. But I'm on your balance.
Speaker: Thank you. I'm going to tell you, I'm going to be 100 % honest with all y 'all. With all y 'all. I don't go to the doctor. I don't go to the dentist. Thank you, maestro. That's still the problem I got with some of you motherfuckers over there.
Speaker: Uh, I mean, and those of you have teeth, man, it looks like a fucking shark's mouth. Look 100 % healthy with somebody. Yeah. Cause I've seen over there. Hey, I don't, I don't ever go to the doctor. It's very rare that I go to the doctor. I just tough shit out, man. I'm like, yeah, whiskey will fix it. I'm just saying. Yeah. He didn't even make sure I'm following bungalow.
Speaker: I just realized that I'm, I don't know if I am or not, to be honest with you guys. I don't know. I don't know much about Twitch. I'm mad at YouTube right now. I'm mad that the fucking comments aren't coming through. I had two of my four pulled out. They were supposed to take all four of them, but it did so much goddamn damage to the teeth beside my wisdom teeth that they pulled out that I said,
Speaker: If they didn't fucking stop, I was going to kill somebody. I'm just saying. Yeah. No. And when I do have to go to the doctor and they give me like, like prescription medicine and shit, I only need like half the dose because it hits me more because I mean, the only thing I really ever take is like bigger.
Speaker: Uh, I found a magical drug, bear back and body. And for a guy like me, my shit's always hurting my back, certain my shoulders are hurting. Knees are hurting this and the other thing I've lived a really rough life, ladies and gentlemen. Um, um, but.
Speaker: Now Bayer, Tylenol, ibuprofen, Advil, that's kind of my go -to. If I got a cold, it's Nyquil and Dayquil. So when I go to the doctors and I actually have to, if I actually have to go to the doctor or the hospital and they give me a prescription medication, it kicks my ass. I had ear surgery years ago.
Speaker: They had to kind of go into the, they had to reconstruct my ear canal. So they had to go in and they gave me the painkillers. I don't know what it was. I stopped taking them on it. My surgery was on Monday. I stopped taking them on Tuesday. On Thursday, I was still fucked up, like fucked up from the pain meds.
Speaker: So I mean, I don't know, shit hits me differently. When I had the ear surgery, it took me twice as long to come back from the anesthesia as it does normal patients. Just because I'm not in that world. So yeah, it's wild. But I also have a very high threshold for pain.
Speaker: Oh, I should be here Wednesday. I'm gonna catch you. You should or shouldn't? I should. I'm gonna have to go shoot pool. So we have to go through and not. If you're here. I have to turn my money into them and let you come shoot pool with us. I'm like, I'm like, I'm pulling up. What was that? Pulling up music. Oh, God. Oh, God. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Pulling up music right now. I can't. I just know how much money I spend when I go out. That's why I don't go. I know how much money I spend. Y 'all think I spend money just eating? I'm worse when I go out. I am. That's why I stay up in here so damn much. Y 'all don't know. I will. Every night of the week I can be out. It gets expensive and I've done it. That's one reason why I said like that. I know. I agree, but
Speaker: Realized I've been sitting up in here so much with you all over the past two years. And everybody was like, why are you up there so much? I said, it's cheaper for me to be at home doing this than going out. It really is. Because we'll go up there, watch all the games, drink, eat, all of that. Yeah, you are muted and you're frozen.
Speaker: Can you hear that? Yes, now I can. Why? There we go. I literally accidentally clicked on a song and then I stopped it. And it was still playing on my end. Yeah, no, Tony, I have the same problem. Nikki and I have the same problem. We like to go out and have fun and drink and stuff like that.
Speaker: When we're out and about, we don't realize how much money we spend until the next day. Yeah, I don't know what was going on, like I could hear the music and my mic got killed. And then when I brought it back up, the music was still playing, but then it kind of ate it out. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. It is what it is. There's tons of technical difficulties.
Speaker: Tony, do you have hashtag burritos when you go out? Care to enlighten us? No, I don't have burritos when I'm going out. I'm smoking a Ted cracking on me. I'm going to get old Ted. Ted try to play me. I'm going to get you Ted. I see what you're doing. I just want you to know that my feelings are hurt that you never had me back on your show. I don't have burrito. No, when I go out there for one time,
Speaker: What I have to do to cut down is get appetizers that are getting full meals. Cause I'm the kind of dude when I go out and I'm going to drink, I get a full meal on purpose. So I don't get a DUI because I grab a long hour. That'll hold me most of the night. I just told you what I was smoking at. And Ted popped up. Ted tried to play me to go. He tried to play me in a group chat. Ted tried to play me in a group chat.
Speaker: But no, when I normally grab a full dinner, so with a soak up the alcohol, I'll get a Long Island as soon as I get in the door while I'm ordering my steak. I can sit when my steak comes, then I have the meal with the drink. I'm not drunk, but you got alcohol. So you still gotta make sure you can make a homesick if the cops here don't play. When I first got here in the wake, they arrested
Speaker: We was at a restaurant, but they arrested him when he came. The minute they came out the parking lot, they pulled him off. We got the corner bars here in town where I live at, here in Newark, where I live at, and the cops used to sit.
Speaker: They would there would be a cop in front because there was a pizza joint that's open. Come out there talking like they're pulling you over. Yeah, there was a there was a pizza joint across the street from the corner bars. It's still there, but they're open until four o 'clock in the morning. So there would be a cop sitting in front directly as soon as you as soon as you walked out of the corner bars and then there'd be two cops sitting behind it. Well, the parking lot for the corner bars was across the street. It was in a little fenced in area.
Speaker: So what used to crack me up because back in the day when I used to, those are my stomping grounds. I was the unofficial, official bouncer there. I knew the owners, there was four bars back then and one guy owned two bars and then there was two other owners and I was the unofficial, unofficial, official bouncer. But what became funny was one night I made a joke about somebody has to be the designated drunk, which was typically their designated driver.
Speaker: Right. So you would stumble out of the bar and as soon as you got in your car and pulled out of the alley where the parking lot was, cops were on you and they were getting that Dewey. Well, then we used to all sit because outside there was like benches and stuff where you could kind of chill. We would watch them get the designated drug who was 100 % sober as can be. Once they got them pulled over, the idiots,
Speaker: And, and mind you, this was over 20 years ago, ladies and gentlemen, I do not advocate drinking and driving. It is bad. It is not good. Do not drink and drive if you don't have to, but it was funny because, and most of the drunks were literally going less than two minutes away. You know what I mean? Most of, most everybody that hung out at these bars lived within a mile of these bars.
Speaker: myself personally. That's why I walked down to the bars from my apartment. I walked through with them and I walked home. But I wasn't always drinking. Now, you know, walking home is public intoxication. Yeah, it's public intoxication. It's different about how fucked up you are and how you got one drink. They see you take one drink, they got reason for you. Yeah, but they're only going to fuck with you. You act like an asshole. Here. Sometimes, I'm not going to lie. Dude, when I went to Tulsa,
Speaker: Back in 2002, me and my home were not there for a job with the guard. These guys came from Arkansas. They was up there with us, right? They left a strip club that night. They pulled out.
Speaker: And the cops pulled them over. They were telling us about this shit. And I was like, mm -hmm. And I told them, oh, yeah, they'll get you. They'll get you for walking. If you're stumbling and bumbling around through walls at first and foremost, they weren't. They just pulled them out because they left the strip club at least. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. They were right there. Mind you, you was out there military. You know what they're fucking doodles for this shit? They lose their fucking shit. I don't want to do this shit no more. And now they got the regulation where veterans and retirees get the same shit out of the duty gear. That's why I don't even fuck around no more. Yeah.
Speaker: I know what Mark is talking about. And he's 100 % right. But I wasn't doing anything. I wasn't sending bad pics. I was literally snapping like right here. Like my phone was right here. And I was snapping. I know what he's talking about. And my stupid ass flash was on. But no, no, no. Yeah. Like I said, here, here where I'm at, as long as, you know, like.
Speaker: If you walk out and be like normal, calm, cool, collective, they're not gonna fuck with you. But if you come stumbling out, falling all over everything, you're gonna get your ass. They're gonna get your ass real quick and then it hurt. But no, I know what Mark's talking about. Shit, I lost my train of thought.
Speaker: But yeah, no, all four of them corner bars have the designated drunk. Yeah, a lot of you guys do. I'm basically family at this time. See, everybody who, I mean,
Speaker: Listen to my guy Martin, Mr. Laiduck. Listen to this man. I'm paying it out to be the bad guy. I'm paying it out to be something. Y 'all want me to be the villain. I'll be the villain all day long. I have no problems with that. I have no cores with that. But a lot of y 'all, and I say this because I know there's a bunch of y 'all creeping and watching and stuff like that. You paint me out to be something that I'm not. And I got way more people
Speaker: then the handful of fucking people, like less than 20 of you, could think I'm some kind of horrible monster. We got 11 ,000 people just on TikTok alone that'll tell you difference. Say hello to the bad guy. Bad times won't last, but bad guys will. Say hello to the bad guy.
Speaker: Say hello to the bad guy. Chuck another one up for the bad guys. That was my favorite. That was my favorite N .W .O. That was my favorite rapping N .W .A. Hell no. My favorite back in that wrestling era that the Monday night wars was when Scott Hall would get on the mic.
Speaker: And he would say, who's here for the NWO? And the whole audience would boo the NWO. And he would say, shock another one up for the bad guys. Fucking love that cat. MC Ren was ridiculous, man. AKA Ruth Elizabeth. I am a Ruth Elizabeth. I'd have no problem being the bad guy. I've been the bad guy 99 % of my life. But if you get to know me, and you actually hang out with me, you'll realize, not as bad as I'm portrayed.
Speaker: But I have no problem being the bad guy. I'll be the bad guy in every one of your stories if you need me to be. I'm okay with it. Shout out to Nonsenseical Nuts. Thank you. Thank you, Ted Hicks. Got love for you, brother. Even though I'm not allowed on your show. I'm just kidding, Tony. Oh, wait. I got to play the race card every once in a while. I don't get to play it all the time.
Speaker: Smoke hates the white guy, Ted hates the white guy, Tony hates the white guy, as long as he's not doing the white guy show. I'm tired of sending you white guys, I say that shit. I tell the white people who sit back and be like, okay, now we understand where you're coming from. I will tell the people. Smoke won't even let me be the white guy. He's like, you don't get to play the white card on us. I'm gonna say shit. You just sit there and shut the fuck up.
Speaker: country ass motherfucker who grew up in the hood. But now, we do appreciate you guys. We appreciate y 'all listening. Turn it in. I hate it when I say it, but I love you, brother. If you don't hear about it, it's a goddamn show. I said 25 minutes ago, I got to go and you do this every time. Yeah, well, we started talking. Where's the song? I don't know what to play, man.
Speaker: You know what? Let's play. Well, that's way too long. Nevermind. Sorry, Tony. This motherfucker. You know what? Let's do a little Rocky, a little Rocky montage. Click and Tony D original clicks white privilege card. Yeah. Yeah. He got rewrote. Well, Rocky from Rocky for the montage after our man died.
Speaker: Come on, Tony. Go and look at that. You don't know this song? They're at the movies. They're cover of Ain't No Easy Way Out. You'll know it as soon as you hear it, Tony D.
Speaker: We're not indestructible Baby better get that straight I think it's unbelievable How you give it to the handsome face Some things aren't worth fighting for Some feelings never die I'm not asking for another chance I just wanna know why
Speaker: I don't want to pacify
Speaker: Feeling like a prisoner Like a stranger in a known -name town I see all the angry faces Afraid I could be you and me Talking about what it might have been I'm thinking about what I used to be There's no easy way out
Speaker: There's no shortcut home There's no easy way out
Speaker: We can share this skin We can know how we feel inside Instead of going down an endless road Not knowing if we're dead or alive Oh, something's all we're fighting for Some feelings never die I'm not asking for another chance I just wanna know
Speaker: There's no shortcut home There's no easy way out Give it, give it, it can't be wrong No There's no easy way out There's no easy way out There's no shortcut home There's no easy way out No easy, no easy, no easy way out There's no easy way out
Speaker: in this video like during COVID, but a lot of their videos, I think they have like an in -house studio that's at the movies.
Speaker: You can't be mad at the guys. I think they're really good. And I like a lot of their music that they do. And I want to play a lot of their covers on here as we go on. But we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. We will see you Wednesday night. Maybe Tony will be here. Maybe Tony won't be here. Tony, if you're not here, go out, brother. You are the biggest proponent of yelling at me and Jeff to get out of the fucking house.
Speaker: get out of the **** house, dude. Go have a good night out. Go have fun. Go enjoy yourself and don't worry about all the put your phone away. Leave your phone in the goddamn car and go have fun, man. You need it and you deserve it at the end of the day, bro. If you're not here, Tony and or Jeff and I will will will will will man this ship. And if you do come in here, do not end the show.
Speaker: What have you said? Tony D. Can you let these some bitches know one time? Mother has a mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother,
Speaker: And with that being said, ladies and gentlemen, be good or be good at it. Goodbye motherfuckers. I think that's my new favorite light outside of your mother had your mother made your mother fuck you.
