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Speaker: That being said, gentlemen, Jeffrey, what's going on with you, man? There he is. Not much. Oh, somebody woke up. How you doing, sleeping beauty? Shut the hell up. What's going on? Somebody around here is on BPT. Somebody needs to go wake up on the other side of the bed. WPT don't pay enough. I mean, take time.
Speaker: I bet you wait. Hashtag privileged. Hashtag blessed. Hashtag big ups. Hashtag to the man upstairs. What's going on, Sadie? Sadie, how you doing? Random Rick, what's going on? Sadie, I have something for you. This is just for you, Sadie. What does it take to send a letter to Canada?
Speaker: Who's it going to? Canada. It says, dear Canada. F*** you.
Speaker: just so you know, Sadie. That was all for you. I literally don't know that for you. The views and opinions of Jeffrey do not are allowed by. I don't know. I was literally watching it today and I saw that and I was like, you know what? That would be a perfect little Sadie signal as in the building.
Speaker: A little Sadie signal, huh? I told you, she go on, she go on, Ryder, Lucis, Misa, Misa are down to Mexico. Like I said, I'm getting, I'm planning on ordering the 3D printer this Friday. And, and I did find on printable, a bat signal, but I'm going to change it to be a maple syrup signal. So I don't have actual maple syrup signal in my office.
Speaker: So when Sadie comes up here, I'll just turn it on. We'll see. You know, sometimes you just have to know when to stop. Oh, I never know. You just keep digging. What was that? What was that? He never knew when to quit. I can't remember what that was.
Speaker: There's that and there's also the, you know, the TikTok video. Dumb ways to die. Yes, yes. My kids added that song to my Spotify list and every once in a while I'm listening to music while it work and it starts coming on and I start singing along. And I think of us because we're dumb.
Speaker: Speak for yourself. We're gonna do something stupid. Says the person that wants to fight a grizzly bear. Not a fucking grizzly bear. A black bear. Yeah, I can spray paint a grizzly bear. I can throw it in her hair dye and call it a day. I'm impressed. I'm impressed. I'm impressed. I'm impressed.
Speaker: I mean, it doesn't take much to fill your seat, Tony. If you can add in falling asleep halfway through the show, you'll be a perfect fill in for Tony. I can add in laughing to my own jokes. Such a person that just laughed at the whole joke. Where I get it from. Hashtag I got Chinese.
Speaker: Yeah. What was it? Oh, no, it's a kangaroo. Awesome. It's a black bear, specifically a black bear, a kangaroo and a moose. And a black bear. That was topic of conversation last night. We were. I'm putting my money on the moose. Man. I'm putting my money on the moose. Listen, listen here. Bullwinkle don't want none of this. I'm not a Russian spy. Bullwinkle don't want none of this.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm sorry. I've seen what those things do to a car. Have you seen a car that's hit a moose? The moose is behind the car. It's completely total. I can't vouch for kangaroo steak, but kangaroo beef jerky is fucking amazing. Kangaroo beef jerky is amazing. I've heard that's good. I like this.
Speaker: Once I fight this kangaroo, it'll be kangaroo. We're going to gut it. Right up, right there. Right out in the open range to make an example. I'll let all the other kangaroos know. They put them on notice. Don't fuck around and find out. The kangaroo will put your ass on the spit over a barbecue in a pit fire. Is that what you're saying? It's a little hairy. You want a good burger?
Speaker: I'm just going to say to its mates. Hey, you want to throw another click on the Barbie? Yeah. I mean, some of them are pretty small but you know what? They're not they're not small by any means. I've left a couple of that would be good ones. I've left a couple of
Speaker: Tony D too cool for school over here. Yeah, he is. If we can get Tony to genuinely laugh and turn around so he's not on camera because he's laughing so hard, that's a win. Or just disgusting thoroughly or or completely blow his mind. Same thing, which I might be able to do tonight because excellent. Well, I got a couple things. I got a couple of little brief things, but you know you guys know how I like to fall into my wormholes.
Speaker: Yes. I fell into another one. Not politically motivated. Or like Tony with the deep dives. No, not like Tony's deep dives on Saturday night with the boys. Deep dives are winning. Fuck y 'all. That's not what you said when we first brought up the team. That's what I meant, but y 'all boosted it, you bastard.
Speaker: That sounds like... Sounds like denial to me. Tony, denial is not just a riff on Egypt. Just saying. Dost thou protest much? That's too much. Yes. Shakespeare on your hands. Shut up, man. I'm fucking educated. I've got really two Shakespeare, please. I've read a little Shakespeare in my time. I actually like Shakespeare. And yes, Pamela is one of my favorites.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, I mean, I actually believe not what what turned me on to Hamlet was the movie with Danny DeVito, the dudes in dresses. No, no. Danny DeVito did a movie. Stacey Dash was in it. The dude from a different world was in it. Mark Wahlberg is in it. It's called
Speaker: You said the dude from a different world. There was a bunch of dude from a different world. The guy, Dwayne Wayne. The guy with the glasses. He was in it. You noticed he didn't have any problems remembering the white people's names. I said Stacey Dash. She's not white. Come on, really. She's just gorgeous. She's been discovered. It's a good woman when she's out there. She's gorgeous. I'm sorry. I don't care what anybody says. I love that woman.
Speaker: I'm trying to figure out, it's called. So you didn't, you have never actually read any Shakespeare. Oh, no, I haven't. It's called Renaissance Man. No, it's called Renaissance Man. But in that movie, Danny DeVito is a teacher for the military and he teaches a bunch of dumb recruits how to be better and how to think better on their feet. And the way he does it, he teaches them Shakespeare and kind of, I don't know how it teaches them to be a better soldier, but whatever. But he teaches them Hamlet.
Speaker: And when I first saw that movie, I was like, Oh, maybe I should look into this. So I actually looked, I actually went and rented from the library. This movie's over. Uh, rent from, I rented Hamlet from the library in red. And then of course I saw the, the multiple movies of Hamlet and all that kind of stuff. All that kind of stuff.
Speaker: Watch the movies. There's there's a couple of good movies based on Hamlet play. Most movies are based on Hamlet's screenplay style. Oddly enough. We've had the discussion about how Sons of Anarchy is basically Hamlet. A lot of TV shows follow the same format honestly.
Speaker: top gun after those. They are already in works for top gun three. Are they really? They have to. They got to. Shit. They got to. Yeah, but where where can it go from there? Oh, they can do plenty. Just you know what? It's one of those things. I'm almost I'm almost skeptical that they might go too far with the third one.
Speaker: It's not that hard. Look at Fast and Furious. They've gone way too far. Yeah, when they made the first movie. No, the first movie wasn't terrible. Unnecessary. No, when they put the arrow in space, that's when they went too far. They were too far in this conversation. I wonder if I'm a submarine. Agreed.
Speaker: And now now we're supposed to believe that John Cena and Dom are brothers. Okay. Yeah. I didn't see that coming, but I was like, really? Come on. If they make this and the fact that and the fact that the people that grew up with Dom as a child did not know that in this third Top Gun movie. Okay. They have to kill rooster. What?
Speaker: They have to kill Maverick. Why? They have to kill him. I'm down, but why? Because. Okay. I say so, David, and I have to click. Because. That's my argument, because.
Speaker: It's it's a Google. Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise does not die in movies, but he's going to have to die if they want if they want to do a franchise. Tom Cruise has got to die if they want to keep this going because I'm sorry. Nobody's going to wait. You're going to let the douchebag that I don't like take over.
Speaker: Yeah. I don't know. No, I'm sorry. I love him too. I don't like Tom Gunn. Why don't you like him, Jeff? I don't. I don't know why. Because. Honestly, exactly the same reason why Tom Gunn has got to do it. Google it. Because. I don't like that guy. I don't know why. What's going on, Jesus. It is afraid. But here's the thing. I mean, Tom Gunn too, no denying. Maverick was awesome. It was OK. It was. I prefer the original.
Speaker: It was awesome and it was a long overdue much anticipated sequel to Top Gun. Very well done. Very well done. We got everything we wanted out of it. We got the nostalgia factor. You still somehow managed to bring
Speaker: still keep Goose's memory alive in the show. You do Val Kilmer right as Iceman. Yeah, they did Val Kilmer correct. We got everything we needed out of it. And we even got to see 70 year old Tom Cruise doing 47 cheese or whatever it was at the beginning of the movie. Like, come on. Ridiculous speed. And then all of a sudden he's like, start the clock. I can do this in half the time. And he does this mission by himself.
Speaker: What, Tony? Next time he works with Tom Cruise, someone want to be one of those pallets. Have I worked with Tom Cruise? Have I worked with Tom Cruise before? I was talking to Jeeves. Oh, Jeeves. Excuse me. Oh, I didn't see the camera yet. I'll call you. I think everybody's taller than Tom Cruise, except Jeff. Except Jeff, yeah. And his kids. Jeff's kids are taller than Jeff.
Speaker: There's only a half of it. They probably will be. Their mother is taller. Everybody's taller than you, Jeff. But you know what they say. Good things come in small packages. So fuck you up. Like dynamite and hand grenades. They're small packages. Make big boom. Ha, ha, ha. Uh, just a few.
Speaker: Another Fast and Furious. I don't know what the hell they're going to do after this one, but apparently there's already disappointing reviews. I'm like, yeah, let's put my watch. Really? Why did I tell you that? You're right. Why did I tell you that? Of course. It's only taken 12 movies before they're like, shit, we went too far. Yeah. No, they got to make any money. It's ridiculous how much they're still making money. I'll still say after the fifth one, it's been kind of off.
Speaker: 4 and 5 were the best of me. 4 and 5 were the best. 6 was OK. 7 and 8.
Speaker: No, not bad. I would rather watch days of thunder and talladega night on repeat for 24 hours than ever watch Fast and Furious movie Days of Thunder driven. I can't find driven. No, it was to this So that's really shit. That movie is so boring. I don't I don't understand any car. I understand stock car like like Snaskar stuff like that. I
Speaker: Yes, four was the mountain race. That's the one when they went through the tunnel. That's why I said the wall was a bunch of shit. Excuse me. What? They've been here tunnels on Fast and Furious 4. Oh yeah. When they went through the cartels thing. Yeah. Yeah. I call bullshit. I don't. I do. You ever see Mayans? They got tunnels in that motherfucker. They walking with shit. That's a TV show. What, tunnels in the mountain?
Speaker: You can't tell me they. I've been hearing about tunnels forever over Tijuana.
Speaker: You've been a Tijuana. There's a giant tunnel in West Virginia in the mountain that you go through. On 77, there's tunnels everywhere. But secretly built is what the point is. Yes. Well, Jeff, have you ever heard of the Underground Railroad? That was a completely secret underground tunnel system. I don't know if you've ever heard of that in my draft tunnel. Tunnels do exist, Jeffrey. When I was a kid, the first time I heard of the Underground Railroad, I thought it was actually a railroad. And I was like, why don't we use that now?
Speaker: Leggy, you should have went and punched Groot in the nuts for continuing to make those movies. I think it was a goddamn name right now. It was like two movies that I like him in, Vin Diesel, that's his name. Obviously, Guardians of the Galaxy. Remember that movie back in the day? What was it, Knock Around Guys? Yes. No Sword.
Speaker: He's taking off his jacket and he's talking about how, like, that's what I thought it took to be a tough guy. They were like, they were like wannabe mobster guys and knock around guys. They were like the sons of mobsters. They went to go get something fixed. I did that about an eight and a half. It was nice.
Speaker: That wasn't about Pepsi. Yeah. Look at that about it. Yeah. No, there's a scene where they're looking at this country in Western bar and these fucking dudes pick a fight with them and then he's like the toughest guy in town and somebody's they've lost like a couple hundred grand that that was stolen and and Vin Diesel's standing over the corner and the main guy that's a charge of the gang. He's like, so you're the tough guy of the town. He's like, yeah, it's nothing happens to this town without me.
Speaker: Vin Diesel's best movie. Go. Knock around, guys. Did he start in? Yes. Pitch black. Boom. This motherfucker. I love that fucking movie. This was good. The Last Witch Hunter or whatever it was called. What the fuck is wrong with you two? Was that like, was it like computer generated? It wasn't like a cartoon. Surprisingly good. I had no idea what to expect and surprisingly good.
Speaker: Sorry, I got work people text me. Short. Yeah, no, I just I've never been though. I mean, like I said, I like that movie. What was it? The Last Witch Hunter? I like that movie. It wasn't bad. It was a little unbelievable. It was a little unbelievable because Fast and Furious is believable. I didn't say it was.
Speaker: Because Harry Potter is believable. Their movies are not meant to be believable. They're a fucking movie. No, no, no. Okay. The problem is Vin Diesel, quote unquote, being 400 years old, I can't see it. Any other actor, you take Patrick Stewart. If you tell me Patrick Stewart is 400 years old, I'm like, I get it. But Vin Diesel, he just, he doesn't - Have you ever seen the Highlander movies?
Speaker: No, because I've been like a thousand years old. I get it. But but what was it? What was it? Sean Connery. Sean Connery was in it. And then there was also you tell me Sean Connery is a thousand years old. I believe you.
Speaker: when Sean Connery was younger. I get it. His acting chops were so good that you would believe it. Vin Diesel's acting chops are not good enough for me to believe he's 400 years old is what I'm saying. Sean Connery is dead. I know. Yeah, he's been dead. Yeah.
Speaker: you know the other day was like the like what was it 10 year anniversary or some shit of Princeton speaking of which did you guys see yeah someone I said like 10 because I knew I wasn't accurate the dude that sang the banana boat song yeah Harry Fontaine Harry Fontaine died I saw Harry Bill of Fontaine whatever fucking white people Jesus Christ
Speaker: saying it's only took 255 episodes don't need to say literally the guy had like two songs and the only reason anybody knows them is because of Beetlejuice let's be honest oh my god Fontaine they said y 'all yeah i don't know some brother every news alert had his name properly spelled and y 'all put an f where the b was unbelievable
Speaker: I'm I'm white. I get different news in here. All my news is you're in Mexico but you type all day. You gotta know how to spell something. All my news is sports related. I can spell my name. I'll be 100 % honest with you. Every news notification I get is you have no idea how many people been waiting for me to say that **** I've been trying not to. That's racist Cody.
Speaker: We'll have to shit y 'all say, fuck that. Don't know all nothing. Don't you put that evil on me. Fuck it. Speaking of Jeff being racist, sends me a TikTok video the other day. And it's one of those, if their name starts with this letter, they're racist. And the guy draws a J. I saw that and I had to send it to you guys. Because I was like, apparently they're talking about me. Billy Joe. Billy Joe.
Speaker: I literally saw that and I was like, yep, that's apparently me.
Speaker: He took offense to what I said, I kind of want to apologize but with the shit these two motherfuckers say and the messages I'm Lumping me in with Jeff and y 'all in the message 25 years. I'm lumping you in with his
Speaker: You are truly guilty. You are truly guilty. Ladies and gentlemen, this is guilty by association right here. These two motherfuckers, they grew up together. Fuck the bullshit. Let's be clear. When you do guilty by association, they have to be an endurance to this shit. These motherfuckers don't seem... It's not an endurance. I've just learned to let... I just don't pay attention to him and half the shit he says goes in one ear, not the other.
Speaker: Except for when I say, Chris, I got an idea. And Chris is like, you are happy. Send all your complaints to non -sensical nonsense podcast. Oh, one word at gmail .com. I'll do the responding. Fuck it. You send up my my Scooby senses. My Spidey senses go up when you're like, I have an idea. I have. I mean, we're going to do something stupid. I mean, I mean, can I can I drink beer? Should I bring beer?
Speaker: But who are we kidding? I'm already drinking. I already have beer. I haven't started yet. This time, but I haven't started yet. I might. Let's be honest. Let's be honest.
Speaker: That's what I'm saying. Why the hell are you? Why the hell are you apologizing? We have built a reputation. I promise you, somebody's going to be offended. We have built a reputation on this show for being unapologetic. Yeah. I've done my best not to be the only one. But you two fuckers pushed the envelope as well. Guilty by association, Tony D. I'm going to hit you with your own research card, Biznatch. I get accused of that shit a lot. Well, Tony, I'm sorry, but I hate to be the bearer of bad news. But you're the one that's going to get in more trouble than person.
Speaker: You are the black guy. I'm just saying. Hashtag privilege. Hashtag. Hashtag big ups. Hashtag for the man upstairs. You got that for five men originally. Five members to fuck along. That's my man. And what's his face from the boy band?
Speaker: Oh what the hell is his name? Bring in sexy back guy. Justin Timberlake. They did a whole skit years ago where they were like hashtag and then uh what's his name from the roots came in and he was like hashtag you guys are fucking idiots hashtag cuz
Speaker: I need somebody from Florida to give me any type of justification whatsoever on Ronta Santas, because this motherfucker is through. It's Florida. It's Florida. This motherfucker is through. You answered your own question. You hear me? Yeah. Disney's suing him now. Yeah, because Disney fucked up. Disney fucked around and found out that they tried to go through a loophole, and they lost. He literally said he's going to put out. Hashtag positive. Oi.
Speaker: He put our press releases like, hey, we own land right next to Disney. What should we do to it? And people were like, we should make it a dump. We should put in a competing amusement park in Disney's best about it.
Speaker: Disney just had a park closed down indefinitely. Hashtag fix it, Jesus. Hashtag Jesus, take the wheel. Hashtag Jesus, take the wheel. Hashtag Jesus, hurry up and come back, get this shit over with. Hashtag Zombie Jesus. Hashtag Zombie Jesus. There's a guy that I watch on YouTube. He cracks me up. I think his name's Isaac Butterfield. But he's from over on that part of the world.
Speaker: around like he's part of the world and he cracks me up when he says oi cuz he says that at least in a one -minute YouTube short he says it 15 times. Oh, yeah The best that makes it so damn funny Fucking Jacko the dudes do the energizer commercials and he was in a TV show He used to say this shit all the time. That's why it's hilarious
Speaker: Halfway across the pool, they sound the fucking same. Yeah, Isaac Butterfield is his name. There's a guy that I have to talk to for work. He's one of my brokers. He's very, very, very, very Italian New York. And I listen to this guy talking. That's a strong accent. And Tony, I swear to God, as I'm listening to this guy talk and talking to him, it literally sounds like I'm watching The Sopranos. And then I swear to God, he did this and I almost lost it. He said, forget about it.
Speaker: I fucking lost my mind laughing. That's the funniest shit ever, my motherfucker say that shit. Do you guys know the actor from Sparrows' name's Michael? Michael Rappaport. No, damn it. Fuck Michael Rappaport. Hold on. I can't pronounce the guy's last name. Yeah, Isaac Butterfield's Australian.
Speaker: But that dude kills me because he does like reaction videos and he does these Karen videos, making fun of Karens and making fun of woke people on TikTok and shit like that. Michael Emperioli. Yes. The young guy with the dark hair. Yes. Is that the guy who played Christopher? Yeah, he played Christopher.
Speaker: You got shot in the leg on Goodfellas. So, so I shoot you up. You got blacked by Tony. This guy I talked to all the time. Sounds exactly like Michael of Barioli. And I kid you not, he told the first time I heard him say forget about it, I lost it. I literally had to mute my mic and laugh for five minutes. You lost it. I lost it. Hashtag lost it. Hashtag. I laughed so hard. I found my new my new instrument to bother Tony. I can see what it is. Every time I hashtag.
Speaker: Jesus. You fuckers. Hashtag I'm in your head. Hashtag rent free.
Speaker: Forget about it. I swear to God, he said it and I lost it. He's like, what's so funny? And I was like, nothing. Do I amuse you? Well, exactly. I was waiting for that scene to come through. He's like, what do I, when I clown? When we lived out in Charleston, we had friends of ours that were all from New York, Italian New Yorkers. And, um,
Speaker: The white, well, the white, her entire family was born and bred in New York. Her dad was a retired NYPD, her brother was FY, or NYFD. I mean, they were just, they were like through and through New Yorkers, Italian New Yorkers. And the first time we all got together and was hanging out,
Speaker: I was dying because I did this. All I'm doing is like, I'm literally on the set of Goodfellas or the guys behind there. Here's what's crazy. The guy I talked to, like I said, I talked to him three times a week. He works and owns a sanitation company. You're talking to me? Yeah, that's a taxi driver. No, you're good. Don't worry. Yeah, taxi driver. Same thing. Same thing. What was that? New York, a taxi driver?
Speaker: movie tax recovery. Was that me? Was he a New Yorker? Yeah. Because Chicagoans get kind of that little bit of that. What's up, Amanda? I know he drove a checkered cab. Amanda.
Speaker: I think it took place in New York. I think it did too, but it's all the same thing. It's all, it's that accent. It's that accent and that mentality that a lot of the Italian New Yorkers have. And I love the accent, don't get me wrong. We're not making fun of it. Well, I'm not. I am. I think it's, I think it's like - I'm from Luptey. I'll talk about that shit. Oh, from New York. Fuck you talking to, the fuck you talking to? Maybe I will.
Speaker: We do something similar right here in Ohio. But it involves a little lift up of the shirt. Cause we gangsters up in this bitch, Tony D. Woo woo, that's the sound of the police. Woo woo, that's the sound of the beast. Ooh, I think next episode we're gonna work on some new jokes for your ass. I just like it. Woo twot, that's the sound of the beast.
Speaker: I'm like jiggable while I'm out. Hey, I'm funny. Dude, that show kills me, man. I can never sit through an entire show, but I follow... While I'm out? Oh, my God. Yeah, but I follow them on TikTok and on Snapchat. I follow the channels. And I love the compilation videos, and that shit's funny. When they go in on DJ Rick... DJ D Rick. Yeah, whatever. I'm being white on purpose, man.
Speaker: I'm not doing - Hey, I don't need to Google that. I know about that. I don't know what that is. I'm more like - Go ahead and look it up, Tony D. Louisiana mixed with Mississippi. Oh, no, your ass is dangerous. Whoop, whoop, family. Your ass is dangerous. I know about that because of certain... We were talking about it with OG one night. I love the...
Speaker: the history behind like the mob and the mafia and stuff like that. But like Whitey Bulger and shit like that. So, and that was here in Ohio. Tony, go ahead and Google the Glasgow kiss. Damn it, she told me once I was trying not to do it. Just Google it. Shit, sweet little innocent my ass. How's the hubs doing, Amanda?
Speaker: and share with the class after you Google it. You want an Urban Dictionary or the regular word history's version? Jesus Christ. You know, when I went to Urban Dictionary for Machu Cheese, that's where we found out about your... No. Your little situation. I don't have a situation. You all made that shit up. Awesome. Good job. High five.
Speaker: Looks good. A++. God fuck, what's good? The man wants his theme music. Nucleus. I don't even know how to say half them damn words. I can say - Alright ladies and gentlemen, excuse me for a second. Hey boys! Look what I got here! Hey, where are the white women at? Hey boy!
Speaker: Yes, Amanda, you sweet little institute. It won't bother nobody until you bother them. This is true. It's on the screen. Yes, I understand that. Trust me, that shit will come back to any motherfucker. Well, and that's and Helen, that's that's been a go to a mind for many years.
Speaker: because I'm not that, don't get in my face and start yapping. Because if you're that close to me, I'm rocking the shit out of you. Oh, 100%. I've head butted so many people. Now, Jeff, we all know that your head butt to somebody is the other head. I have to grab a spoon. Just like, hold on, let me stand on this chair. Come over here. Stand over. Stand on the two steps below me, motherfucker. That was my go -to move.
Speaker: You get in my face and start yapping away. You get two times of me telling you to calm down and then the third time is whack. Yeah, I agree. And we all know I'm hard headed.
Speaker: especially if you get them just right on the bridge of their nose and that motherfucker explodes, man. Look at the grounds for a fight. Jeff can make a head. Fuck. You're not helping. hashtag groin butt.
Speaker: I'm going to jump up and punch you. Jeff even does like little bull horns because he's, you know, he's in Mexico. So he like does that and he stomps his feet. Trying to run like a tongue. I dare you. You know what? It's it's it's effective as hell.
Speaker: It'll de -escalate a situation like that. That's not always going to de -escalate. It won't de -escalate somebody's face. No, I do not live in Mexico City. I would not live in Mexico City. It's way too fucking crowded. I don't know anybody associated with this podcast being considered hard -headed. There might be another word for it, but...
Speaker: little slow, slightly disturbed. That goes for the three of us that do the show together. Why do I keep doing this to myself?
Speaker: Week after week, three times a week. Tony's just trying to buy his way into heaven. Shit. Tony's like, you know, if I do enough episodes, I'll just get enough punishments for all my sins. I'll just make it. Tony, just go ahead and just come to terms with the fact that we got VIP seating right outside. Yep. Where all the beer is kept. It's bigger than New York.
Speaker: What does it go into the size of Americans? It's from my understanding. New York is not that big. No, it's not. It's like New York, Chicago, and a little bit of LA, all of them. It's huge.
Speaker: What? Cancun? Mexico City. I bequeath a beer on my man Tony D. I say bequeath. Say Pete, bequeath him. Thank you, Amanda. Because Mexico doesn't have suburbs. Significant penance, significant penance. You're going to need penance from this show is what you're going to need. Exactly.
Speaker: New York has that many **** people. Um if you want the truth, Atlanta just as bad. Well, they cram a whole bunch of people into a small city in New York City. Mexico City. Mexico City. They just keep expanding and don't quit. We've already gone down this road before and Jeff was made to look like a complete idiot. No, I didn't say it was the biggest city in the world. The largest city in the world. Uh no, Jeff. Well, I mean, it's one of
Speaker: Satan won't be scared. He won't be scared. Oh, I'm not allowed there. There's a restraining order. Oh, nice. When you're here, let me know. We'll go have a beer. Any reason to... I'll invite you over because that way I don't have to leave the house.
Speaker: Yeah, Jeeves, you can hang out in Jeff's office with him. Fuck that. I got a pool with a cooler. Just because you put water in your bathtub in your office does not mean you have a pool. What are you going to do? You're going to let him sit in the pool while you open the window in the bathroom. Y 'all talk that way. Jeff's like, do you want to sit in the pool? I can move my ethernet cable all the way out to the pool. Jeff's like, do you want to sit in the pool or a hot tub? I can put cool water in your hot water in the tub. What do you want, Jeeves?
Speaker: And I got a straw, so if you want a hot tub with bubbles, I can just - I'm quite sure he doesn't want to see any type of cold. He gives down, he wants to see some heat. Well, it's fucking hot as balls right now. Well, I mean, do you blame him after what happened last time? Look you in the eye. It's not my fault. It's not my fault that he fell for the old, does it smell like horror form trick?
Speaker: He said he wanted to try something new. I mean. Forgot a question for you. This smell like chloroform to you. It's not my fault you woke up. I don't know what happened.
Speaker: I was over here drinking. So no second date? We're going to go see a movie next time. I was supposed to ban transgender representative from the floor. No, I do have wireless.
Speaker: If I wanted to excuse you, I had to fart in the tongue. I haven't seen that movie. Blackface is racist, Jeff. You can't help it.
Speaker: I'm not saying when they were on the subway train, they literally - Tony, I got it. I stopped it at his tracks. Digital blackface, I do it all the time. I'll do it right now. And those long words will be on you. It'll be on you. No, I do have wireless, but it doesn't reach all the way to the pool.
Speaker: Yeah, unfortunately, they can't take the gerbils that run their internet that close to water, James. It's a great movie. That movie's hilarious. Could it be remade today? I don't think they could, but they could. It would just not make it out of production.
Speaker: They could they could do it with They could do it it would just not get any of the any of the Richard Pryor Gene Wilder movies could be made today Here no evil see no evil is one of my movies star crazy Here no evil see no evil could be made is about blind guy to death guy Yeah, but
Speaker: The scene where they're trying to get their mug shots fucking cracks me up. Because he's like, she said turn 11. What? I was.
Speaker: and she started thinking about it. It made me start to think about other like I was scrolling through. There's a new I don't know if you can get it down there, Jeff, but there's a new site up here. Tony, you might actually like this if you're not already on this. It's kind of like Wish. It's called Tiemu. It's Tiemu. Tiemu. It's like it's like Alibaba, but you only have to buy one product instead of 50. Yeah, it's it's like a new app like Wish.
Speaker: Yeah, I just downloaded it last night. Nikki's had it. She's already ordered stuff off of it and we uh yesterday we had a cookout because um
Speaker: know, you want to play with it. No, no. Austin, Tony's dance partner, dance break partner, her 18th birthday is Friday. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, but they go back to their moms on Friday. So, she wanted to have a cookout and we had some people or we had, we had few friends over, you know, their, her godparents came over, my broister came over and his wife. Did you invite your neighbor that hates you? Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me get, let me get to that.
Speaker: about that situation. Oh, I know it is. Bongo. I already know, but it's still my team. I'm still going to support them. Yeah, like even with the tee. Exactly. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, that sounds fun. But I don't think I can remake the toy. Wow. The only way I want to see a remake of the toy is if John Lake Wazamo stars in it.
Speaker: but that would just be the jerk. Or house pest. It would be house pest. Yeah, it would just be house pest. Yeah, pest is one of my favorite movies. I'm sorry. That movie fucking cracks me up. Everybody kind of went home. My broister and his wife were hanging out a little bit last night, a little bit later than everybody else.
Speaker: and they were all Nicky and Nick and Nicky and Nick and and and Betty. We're all scrolling. I was like, what are you guys doing? Oh, we're looking at what the **** is team? Yeah. Oh, it's like I downloaded it and I started scrolling through. It was good. Um
Speaker: I started scrolling through it. They got all these like metal, like the metal signs. I found two of them that I want to get one. I want to make sure that is in plain view of the show. They said it's a referee. And he said, upon further review, I'm going to need another drink. But the other one I ran into Nikki and she was like, yeah, that's you and Jeff. And it was just remember, if we get caught, I'm deaf and you don't speak English. Exactly.
Speaker: She's like, that's you. Have you seen that TikTok? There's it's it's a guy calling his buddy. He's like, hey, the cops are looking for an idiot in a in a sexy dude. They already caught me, but maybe you can get away. Well, that's I mean, there's another one that's like there. There was like a race of women that are super hot and they're kidnapping
Speaker: with big dicks. Uh you have nothing to worry about but I just want to let you know this space is awesome. Is that better on my microphone? What's that? Are you? Oh, you know what? That might be my fault. Hold on. Hold on. My volume down. My volume was only maxed. I just fixed it. Yeah, that was that was my fault because Monday night, you were in the in the in another realm talking to us on the show.
Speaker: It's buzzing loud distorted. Is it still buzzing? Shit, now Chris just turned it down. Tony turned it down. Yeah, that was my fault because Monday night, Tony was like, it was taking a shit cleaning his house and trying to talk from another realm. And it was like, we can barely fucking hear you, dude. Oh, anyways, my neighbors who don't like me have not been home
Speaker: You're going to get blamed for their death. I'm just saying. Oh, since the baby was born. They like haven't been old. You think they moved? No, they still live there. So Nikki and I are like, you know, because my opinion is they're young. They might not be white ready.
Speaker: or to handle babies or there might be a little overwhelmed, which happens with young parents with the first baby. So maybe they're like, because this is the first baby. This is my third. I got three of them already going. I mean, they're like in their twenties and they just, they, this is their first place they've ever had. They've lived with their parents. So, um,
Speaker: I'm just saying, if they show up dead, you're going to get blamed. I'm just saying. I don't know. I don't know. I've only seen a dude like that. That loud guy killed him. I've only seen that guy once or twice. That's all it takes. I mean, I understand why he didn't come over here and knock on the door and was like, hey, man, you think you could - He's smaller than me.
Speaker: But no, I mean, so I don't know. I think that they're just maybe a little overwhelmed, which happens with young parents. So maybe they're just staying with their parents. Maybe they're staying with one of their parents and they're helping them out with the new baby and everything like that or the other. Well, you also got to get that work schedule down where somebody's got to stay home with the kids. The other theory is that they've broken up because every once in a while you still see him here.
Speaker: And I was like, well, that would explain why he was acting like an ass clown because his - Maybe she was like, dude, leave him alone. Made him be an asshole. And he was like, you know, it's not that bad. How much are you still out, you know? I really don't want to mess with Harry from Harry and the Endersons. Do I really have to knock on the wall?
Speaker: It smells something from the other house. Hello Amanda, I'm white. First thing I'm gonna do is investigate. Ta -da! Yeah, you gotta go check it out. Have you never seen a scary movie? Hello?
Speaker: That's like that commercial for Geico commercials. It is. It's that group of teenagers and they're being chased by like the chainsaw wielding mass killer. And then the one guy was like, we should hide behind all those chainsaws in that shed. And this girl, she's like, why don't we get in the car and leave? It's running. And they're like, no, you're stupid. And they all go fucking white people, Tony D, I swear. You saw the killer, right? The killer's innocent.
Speaker: Yeah, he was like, I think it was a Geico commercial. Tony will pull it up and we can share it. We shouldn't get copyright. I don't think so. Yeah, if you can pull it up, that'd be awesome. I'd love to see that. It's free advertisement for Gico. Gico. Ginkgo Biloba. Ginkgo Biloba. Ginkgo Biloba. Okay.
Speaker: I did get to do, I finally got to do what I've been waiting to do for a couple months. I went to IHOP. Masturbate in peace? No, I went to IHOP. Masturbate without your brother -in -law watching you? He's in the closet wearing skinny jeans, spraying color on himself watching each other.
Speaker: I want you all to watch this with Dick. I'm 18 now. We didn't even make the serial type. This shit is really happening to people and it's a damn shame. What's really happening to people? Oh, here it is. Nice, Tony. That's so good. No, in the basement. I can't wait to see the running car.
Speaker: You crazy? The time behind the chainsaws. If you're in a horror movie, you make poor decisions. That's what you do. It's what we get in the running car. The black guy's like, let's hide in the attic. Black guy's like, let's hide in the attic. I was hiding in the basement.
Speaker: the dumb blonde chick. She's like, should we just get in the car? Hashtag strange kinks. It's running. Hashtag strange kinks. I've seen some dumb shit with them. I mean, but that's really how it is. You know, I grew up a horror junkie. I still have horror movies. Every horror movie.
Speaker: It's like, you know, the black guy dies and, and well, somebody runs up the stairs and send out the front door. Well, um, yeah, exactly. You're fighting the killer in the kitchen. You're fighting the killer in the kitchen. You get the upper hand on them and you run out in the front doors, wide open. What do you do? Yeah. Run upstairs. Oh, let's not forget. When you hit the first step, you break your ankle.
Speaker: Oh yeah. You can't pull down the stairs and lay there while the killer sits there for four minutes and then finally gets up and now you can't find him. It was 40 minutes he was laying on the floor. I will have you know, we are watching the screen from beginning to end, Mickey and I are because she hasn't seen screen five and screen six is now out. And I'm like, is it out?
Speaker: I'm like, come on, you know, we, you know, like, I want to watch it. You know, like, I haven't seen the first fight. Um, well, she's seen, like, she seemed like the first one or two, but in scream too. Now granted, Jada Pinkett's dumb ass and, um, what's his name? Oh, they do get killed in the beginning of the movie. Jada Pickles extra the hell when she died on this thing.
Speaker: when you're drinking with a strip club, you do dumb shit. That's just what you do. I mean, you're true. The mental images, I'm sure. When we get rich and famous, just send us your therapy, Bill. We'll take care of any of our listeners. But, you know, the black guy who has a smaller role who you would think would get killed off and screamed to survives the movie.
Speaker: You know, I remember the first time I watched it. I'm like this, this dude. And like, he was, like, he was even saying, like, I ain't fucking hanging around here. Yeah. But he's staying. That's why he survived. He got to fucking stay. No, he still stayed. Hashtag nonsensical trauma. We didn't have to get a shrink on retainer.
Speaker: Did you listen? Were you a victim of nonsensical nonsense podcast? Do you have PTSD from nonsensical nonsense? Is something Chris or Jeff said ever really pissed you off? Was Tony guilty by association? Call this number today. I'm just saying, ladies and gentlemen, as we all know, I don't know if anybody's ever been a part of a class action lawsuit, but I guess what they're called.
Speaker: Just because there's a $400 million lawsuit and they win $400 million, you're only going to get like a $1 .50. Like the stamp that it... I have unwillingly been in like three of them. And the combined total between three of them, when I received a random check in the mail, the combined was like seven bucks.
Speaker: I'm like more money on the stamp to mail it to me than what the check is. I've never been part of the walls. Jason got all these again on his progress report. Hell yeah. Congratulations, Jake. I got all these ones. Whoa, Jay dog. That don't mean he ain't safe from one of these stunners.
Speaker: I don't know. He's going through those belts pretty quick. He's going to kick in your ass. I'm going to laugh my ass off the entire hashtag. Shrinks and even shrinks. Yeah, we'll have to have two shrinks. One to deal with everybody's problems, one to deal with the shrinks problem. It's an end.
Speaker: All our money is going to go to shrinks. Well, I'm not paying any more shrinks. I've never gone to a shrink. Your guys is sharing the money. We'll go for the shrinks. I'll still be making them. Hashtag bunch. Hashtag I do everything. Jeffrey.
Speaker: We're up against it. Why don't you pick the music tonight, man? Oh, wow. Oh, wow. We're going to take a real quick break, guys. We'll be back. When we come back, I would like to get into a couple of things with the guys. Yeah, you would. Get ready for it. We'll get into a wide open. Get ready for a not so deep dive, boys. It's going to be like that. Well, I'm going to play one of Tony's favorites tonight.
Speaker: But we'll be back here in just a few minutes. Jeffrey, who we play, where can you find them, and what's the name of this? Let's go a little blacktop mojo on everywhere you find music. A little next bullet.
Speaker: I only buy the lessons that I have learned Just to match to a bridge it's always gonna burn And I'm lost even when I'm staring at the map I only wish now so I could take it all back And I've robbed every bank from hill to Houston Only thing on my mind now is keep on shooting
Speaker: Bullets fell out into the sky I'm immortal now, baby, legends never die You got me quiet now, yeah, you think you are But finally, you're just the next bullet in my gun Well, finally, you're just the next bullet in my gun
Speaker: Without a train, even the burn of whiskey won't kill my pain Well, the moon gets full and the coyote cries These men are out dripping by greedy lies You see that smoking gun in my head as the bodies all drive them through the desert sand
Speaker: Something gun shots in the distance will keep on running. Yeah, just keep on running. The shotgun that's breathing out through the air. Anything in front of my gun don't have a friend. And bullets spread out into the sky.
Speaker: I'm a mortal now, baby, legends never die You got me cut at night, yeah, you think you won Well, probably you're just an ex -bullet in my gut Well, probably you're just an ex -bullet in my gut
Speaker: Yeah buddy, a little black -time mojo for ya here hoes, ladies and gentlemen. Black -time mojo with Nick's bullet. Damn good song.
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Speaker: if you guys want a little extra click in your life, because a little extra click and I'm in gold on Fridays. I try to go live on TikTok on our TikTok page on our Instagram page while I'm posting new episodes and kind of just, you know, kind of hang out, drink some beer. And then it's all about you guys who come in and watch. I just kind of let you guys leave the conversation and, uh, and, uh, lead the show. It's been, you know, I'll do a little chitchatting, but, uh,
Speaker: It's nice to get a little...
Speaker: one -on -one kind of, you know, like a little intimacy with, with our, not intimacy, but it's kind of intimate ish with art. As much as a live can be. I kind of came out bad, but you know, like a little one -on -one interaction, you know, you kind of, I can dedicate Fridays to, to our fans and let them hang out and chitchat with us or chitchat with me and, or you never know, Jeff might pop up, Tony might pull up, but it's a little bit different situation. It's kind of like,
Speaker: Uh, like a lot of musicians will do these shows and they'll go to these like little tiny ass venues and it'll be like 200 people. You know what I mean? And it's like, it's a, it's like, so it's like one of those type deals, but go ahead and check that out on Friday nights. You can hang out with me. Usually I get the week's episodes posted and then I hang out and drink some more beer and bullshit around for a little bit. Um, Any reason for Chris to drink? Any reason for him to drink?
Speaker: The more you talk, the more you do. Let's be honest. Speaking of sharing the show, I got a little bone to pick with Tony Dean. How are you going to be in the middle of our show while we are doing a live show? Not share the link out and turn around and share another show on your Facebook page. What is up with that? Let's share everybody's show. You don't share our show. I have shared your show.
Speaker: I've shared this show for a year. Everyone else is getting caught up with what I've done with you. I dare you. I've been getting all the damn Facebook memories. I've been sharing this just last April. It's our show. Oh, okay. I've been sharing our show since last April. Our show. I share our show every episode. Literally, right in the middle of our show, you are going to share another broadcast. I've shared 10 shows during the broadcast. Again, I've owned up here with you.
Speaker: I don't need your trouble. I'm just like notification. Tony D shared a link. Oh, Tony shared our show. Cool. Well, that's not us. That's not us. Shout out to Mr. B and his MMA and boxing. But damn. I'll share everybody's shit. But damn. I'll share everybody but ours. I'll share everybody's shit. Everybody but ours. He doesn't want to look like he's gloating.
Speaker: Luke sounds jealous. He can't let people know that he hangs out with white people. Yeah, exactly. I hang out, work with, and help. You're racist, Tony. Exactly. You don't want to show off that you hang out with people. Right? It's a white, it's because we're white. Tony's racist. Tony's racist. Hashtag Tony's racist. I have two racists on the show. Hashtag nonsensical nonsense has racist co -hosts.
Speaker: Notice I said co -host, not host. Yes, because I am the worst racist. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. What say you for yourself, Tony D.? Yes. I wonder why you're sitting outside the gates of heaven with us. Just saying. He's a shame to you. He's ashamed of us. Everybody's ashamed of me, let's be honest. Well, I mean, you're, that's 100 % accurate. I've had conversations with your mom and dad.
Speaker: Usually goes mom's, Jeff's mom's like, I wish I had a headache that night. Jeff, I wish you would have just swallowed. Breaking my heart, Tony D. You're breaking my heart. You hear me? You're breaking my heart. That was last year. What is that?
Speaker: You are so goddamn stubborn and hard -headed. I swear to God. It was like talking to one of my children with you. Lynx, go so much farther. Oh, my God. This is another nonsensical nonsense that I've shared. Oh, my Jesus. It actually even has music to it. What is that? From a year ago? Yeah, it is.
Speaker: hence my duration to this. Can you show me something in the last month? In the last month? I know you can, because the last time I was busting your balls about this, you were like, shit, let me show the link out real quick. I shared the show. I shared it. In the last month, he says. This guy.
Speaker: Like right in the middle of the show, here I am, I'm sharing out Joe Rogan and Burke Chrysler and Tom Segura's live shows and Count and Kelly live at the same time we're live. I'm like, here we go. I have one from four days ago. Even Kevin Hawley and I didn't do that to each other. If we were both live at the same time. I had one from six days ago. We didn't share on each other's channels.
Speaker: I see everybody shows all the time. You know, we were live at the same time. We didn't share each other's channels even though we supported each other and we supported each other's lives and we would share the links out after the fact or like when we ended the show because he started his show later than us. Right. And went later than us as soon as we were done. Then I would post the link out.
Speaker: Everybody out there trying to sponsor the podcast and we don't share it enough. Let me go ahead and emphasize it is on Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, TikTok, Instagram. Oh, we're sharing it. Trust me. March 22nd. That is the live.
Speaker: I might have we both might have to like we might have to. That's cold. She said she said do not. We might have it. I'm just saying.
Speaker: We would get views. I'm just saying. Yeah, we're definitely going to get views. They may hate views, but they may do. Hey, look, you know what? In the society that we live in, I identify as a middle -aged black man. You can't hate me for that. I identify as a black lesbian. Just saying.
Speaker: I mean, we got, oh, speaking of Dylan Mulvaney. Well, a news article that I wanted to go. Has you pointed to Tony? No, I didn't. Oh, I was pointing to Tony. I didn't mean to point. I was just... Tony, you'd be an ugly lady just so you know. Yeah, you would. Good. Well, I mean...
Speaker: Go get a wig how many beers do I have Walking down the street
Speaker: Sorry, ma 'am. Tony's going to be like that one that was in the GameStop. It's like, it's ma 'am. Oh, Jesus. No, I guess, you know, we talked about, we talked about, you know, Anheuser -Busch and Bud Light, you know, basically on fire right now.
Speaker: Maybelline is on fire now too. Maybelline? Yeah, the makeup company. He is a spokeswoman for Maybelline. Jesus Christ. And now that company is set on fire because they're getting boycotted and their stocks are... I'm sorry, I've been saying this since day one. Go woke, you go broke.
Speaker: I'm sorry. You cannot make everybody happy, but make your clients you already have happy and stop trying to get more clients that shouldn't be there in the first place. You'll get this reference. It's the Wokey Brokey Bing Bong. Yes, it is. President Trump, this court, ladies and gentlemen, look him up on fucking TikTok. It's hilarious.
Speaker: I actually just saw one, did you see the one the other day with Joe Biden's talking to Barack Obama? And he's like, so if I weigh a hundred pounds and I eat a pound of nachos that may be 1 % nacho. Barack's like, what? He's like, I'm just saying. I didn't see that one. I didn't see one today. I love the fact that now as they progress, Obama and Bill Clinton are kind of turning on Joe Biden.
Speaker: They're like, Jesus Christ. They're like, come on, Joe. You're making it too easy.
Speaker: The one I watched today, Barack, was like, Joe, just shut up. Just stop. I did see something today. It was a Twitter post. Somebody posted, just think the president of 2036 is watching a kid's show right now. And somebody added to it. They were like, what are you talking about? The president now is watching a kid's show. Yeah. Oh, my god. Yeah, no.
Speaker: Just a real quick, I mean, I don't need to go into the news article or anything like that, but real quick, I don't know if you guys ever shop there or anybody that watches or listens has ever shopped there, but it has nothing to do with being woke or anything like that. I think it's just, it's the world we live in and unfortunately, excuse me, Jeff Bezos is killing brick and mortars. Oh yeah. Brick and mortar stores.
Speaker: like your actual stores. Bed Bath and Beyond is filing bankruptcy and closing stores. Are they really? So ladies and gentlemen, if you like Bed Bath and Beyond, I suggest you take your ass right now because everything must go anything from, and it's anywhere from 75 % to 90 % off items. Yeah. Well, you know, here's my problem with buying stuff online.
Speaker: certain things you shouldn't be buying online, like shoes. Well, you know, and I don't know if it's just because I have this old school mentality. I don't know if it was because - I like to go to a store because I never know what I'm going to find. Yeah, I don't know if it was because my grandfathers were my father figures or what it is, but I got this old school mentality where spending money on the internet kind of scares me.
Speaker: I agree, I agree. You know, like, you know, I just recently had, you know, I have a cash app or, well, I should say we have a cash app. Um, cause it's under our name. Um, well, it is here. What? Oh, for the, oh, for the, yes, it's, it's, it's under our name, but it's not under our name. I had to change it because I actually started using it and people were getting confused with nonsense. So now it's just.
Speaker: you had to explain every time yeah now it's just like cash app click click 13 if you want to support the show and help the show out um GLICK GLICK one three well here's the thing no all those cash apps are going to eventually go away because they're all switching to fed now but you know i just started using them and and
Speaker: And even when I order off of Amazon, I'm weary of it. I'm nervous of it because it's like, oh, I'm going to order this and I'm going to wake up tomorrow. All my money's going to be gone out of my training. Yeah. Which is why I put in my paypal to pay the Amazon. I mean, it's literally only been maybe five years where I stopped using cash for purchases and started using my card.
Speaker: Right. I just got my first credit card a couple of months ago for the first time. I've never had one. I had one when I was 18. I got in trouble with it because I was 18 and I was stupid. Yep. That's why I never got one. I just got one a couple of months ago. Spoiler though, just stupid didn't stop at 18.
Speaker: Spoiler alert, nobody ever said it did. It's different levels of stupidity. I'm financially smarter than I was at 18. Agreed. Hey, Tony, my bills are paid.
Speaker: I'm not behind, I am not behind on anything. Me neither. Most of my shit is either up today or early or ahead of schedule. So, you know, so financially I'm smarter, but yeah, there are aspects where, yeah, I'm still, you know, but as we've said on the show multiple times, do stop maturing, maturing at like 14. Oh, easily.
Speaker: I mean, look, I mean, look, I don't still laugh at farts jokes. Make us laugh. Oh, if somebody gives it, if somebody says 69, we giggle boobies. Yeah. These are all these will always amuse us. I am the God of Dixon. It doesn't matter how many times
Speaker: It doesn't matter how many times my significant other sends me boobies, how many times I've seen them. Every time I see them, I go, boobies. I like boobies. Your boobies are nice.
Speaker: I literally did that this morning. I came upstairs after I had two meetings for a second morning. You all want to go months and months and months at a time without seeing boobies. My wife was changing and I was like, boobies. She's like, seriously? I was like, boobies. And I cannot walk past Nikki without touching her butt.
Speaker: Agreed. First thing I did when my wife got off Blaine, I actually was next to her, smacked her butt. For fuck's sake. Legge, it is what it is. It is what it is. And that's a guy's perspective, and that's a brutal, honest guy's perspective. If you ever want a God's honest truth, men stop maturing at 14 years old.
Speaker: in some aspects now we will grow up we will take care of the house we'll be financially uh accountable we'll take care of our finances we'll we'll make sure everybody has what they need but but at the same time we're always 14 year old boys yeah and we want stupid shit that we don't need well you get it well and as i've learned recently and i think it has a lot to do with the relationship i'm currently in
Speaker: When I make adult purchases, I get excited for them. Oh, a hundred percent. You know, right now I got excited because I bought a ceiling fan. Yeah. Well, we just bought a brand new washer and dryer last week. It's exciting. Like when you, when you bought your table, you sent us pictures of the table built and I was like, fuck yeah, that's awesome. Where 14 year old me be like, you're dumb. You bought it.
Speaker: You bought a dining room table and a grill loser. I got excited when we bought brand new pots and pans and I just used them for the first time tonight. Those things are nice. You find a nice pot and pan that work really good. You
Speaker: mildly become an expert on that brand. Oh, like not. It's awesome. I, man, because I'm used to like, you know, you put a little butter in your skillet, a little adult purchases. Yeah, you know, pots and pans appliances. Yeah, you know, you know, little things, you know, but it's it's it's a sign of growing with a partner. Yes. Marital AIDS. Yeah, exactly. You're growing with a partner.
Speaker: Which I've never had that I'll be 100 % on some 42 and I've never been I was married for I was I was married for I was with my ex wife for for 17 years we were married 11 of those years that we were together or something like that.
Speaker: But we never grew as a partnership. When you were growing, we're building something for the future. So, you know, the adult purchases. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, we got.
Speaker: Yeah, those are adult purchases and those are fun too. That's a different type of fun now. Again, that goes back to the 14 year old. That's something that, you know, the kids don't know about, but you bought it anyways.
Speaker: Yeah, that goes back to the 14 year old. I'm in the adult store. We can do this. I have that. I can't wait to try this. I have that dumb question. I have that dumb question. Do you still walk into an adult store and go? Yeah. Every time I go in, I just. And I like to touch things.
Speaker: We were in Mexico City, we saw one, and I was like, let's go in. And my wife's like, why? I'm like, I don't know, because it'd be funny. We're not going to buy anything. I was in a store one time. And I went to like, I was looking at something.
Speaker: And I went to grab it, and I pulled my hand back. And then, because there's always some creepy guy or some weird goth trick behind the counter. But there's a creepy guy behind the counter who's like, I pulled my hand back. He's like, it's OK. You can touch it. I'm like, oh, I can touch him. He just gave me permission. I'm touching everything in the store. Crunchy touching. No, but it's like even buying a new couch.
Speaker: Stuff like that. It's like, I'm doing the adulting stuff. I'm an adult. Wait a minute. I'm an adult. That kind of weird thing. One second. Nicky and I have joked around is that finally, for the first time, we're kicking this adulting shit's ass. I bought new furniture last year, but I had to because my last living room set was like 12 years old. I got way more than my money's worth out of it, so I had to buy a new set.
Speaker: So I went and bought a brand new set last year. But no, I mean, this is like the little things. It's exciting now because - Wait, what'd you buy a new set up? My living room set, couch and - Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. That thing's nice. Like, that's the one problem I have about here in Cancun. They don't have like really good furniture stores. And it kind of pisses me off. Because I've bought three couches in like two years.
Speaker: I love it. And as you heard, my wife just said, doesn't help that we have demons for kids. Hey, told I say hello. Welcome back. And he says, hi, Mama. Come in, pop in, say hi.
Speaker: Oh, she said no. They're doing the worst French and Spanish and...
Speaker: Any other show he's on, he's involved, he's laughing, he's having a good time. Our show, he's just - I call her an abuelita, she gonna get mad. Until I say get over here. He's just - I think this is not necessarily the best thing either. It isn't? It isn't for real? It's almost an insult. Oh, I apologize. What would you say it is, mama? It's tacky.
Speaker: What? It is terrible. Please forgive me. Please forgive me.
Speaker: Please forgive a me. It's please. Oh, it's please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, forgive a L me. Well, give a me poor for more. No, she got mad at the other day because I said right. Why? Yeah, like I said, it's the same thing. Whether you're here, it's the same thing. But yeah, I mean, we can we can maybe.
Speaker: Maybe we should have, don't you guys just have your conversations. I'm, I'm, I'm conversating with the chatter's box over here. You just leave us alone. I'm just going to type to like, you guys do your bad French and bad Spanish.
Speaker: Well, you know, I got this. I've never known mama. It's like a cat call. Yeah, exactly. It's kind of like mommy and Poppy. It's like a cat call. No, no, because my kids say mama. No, I know dudes like it when Spanish chick calls them boppies. But, you know, if
Speaker: and the roles like that's hot. I don't care who you are. That's hot as fuck. Well, my wife calls me Poppy as well. Fuck you, lady. Sorry. Chris wants to get the rivalry going so he can be happier. Jesus, where did I go from? Sorry, I have stress.
Speaker: My treads kicked in. I have Toretto Syndrome. I mean Toretto Syndrome. Toretto Syndrome. Toretto Syndrome. That is why they keep making so many goddamn Fast and the Furious movies. However, if they could put Jason Momoa in it, I might actually see it.
Speaker: He's going to be in the next one. I don't understand. I like I don't get the Jason Momoa appeal. Like I don't understand it. I need I need women. He's kind of a badass. But you know, I'll take Joe, Megan and Ellie could do to do whatever the hell that guy's name is. I'll see her over over Momoa.
Speaker: No, I'm telling you okay. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna fix this for you real quick. I could Watch Game of Thrones motherfucker because where I can watch him No, no or grape the dragon mom. Yeah, yeah, it does but Whatever badass because he's he's technically a savage warrior in that and He's basically click
Speaker: Oh, you're not going to drag me down this road again. Yes, I will. He died after like the second episode. He did die, but it was because of an infection. He got cut and the blade, he didn't wash it out. He got a fucking splinter and he died. Basically. He didn't go out like King Glick Baratheon who got eaten by boars. He didn't get eaten by boars, he got stabbed by boar. Whatever.
Speaker: You know they ate him. You know they ate him. No, he died in bed. Speaking of eating shit. I was fucked up in True Blood. Which part? When Sam and Elsie killed the alpha wolf, the leader of the pack. And then he ate them? And then they ate them? Yeah. What the fuck is up, dude? I'm Pac -Master. Yeah, you're going to be Pac -Master when I stomach him. I don't care who you are. Elsie is one bad motherfucker.
Speaker: Yeah, Joe Maganella is the man. He is a bad motherfucker. In a fight, Joe Maganella or Jason Momoa. I'm so serious. He will be a dope deathstroke. Oh, dude, he will be a bad. Joe Maganella? Yes. Deathstroke? Oh, yeah. You remember the post -credit scene? Yeah. Of what? Justice League. Justice League. It shows it's a post -credit scene. It's post -credit scene. He came up with deathstroke. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that. OK, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, everything.
Speaker: Yeah. There's so many post -credits scenes in every movie anyway. You can't leave at the beginning of the credits anymore because God forbid you guys leave. They need to come clean with this damn Justice League and this Flashpoint Paradox shit because everything under a trailer? The new trailer with Michael Keaton? You want to get crazy?
Speaker: It's fucking dope and people are stitching it like of the original Scene for Batman where he does it and the new one. It's fucking cool Yeah, we'll see a new Aquaman 2 trailer
Speaker: Aquaman is a giant pussy dude. I'm sorry. You know what? You know what? Everybody sleeps on Aquaman. But he is. Here's the thing about Aquaman because, you know, like the Justice League cartoons and some of the older comics kind of. Yeah, but they kind of did him dirty. But here's the thing you don't understand about Aquaman. He's just as strong as Superman.
Speaker: I get that, I get that. But at the end of the day - He's just as strong as Superman and when he's in the water and swimming - He's a good one. He's twice as fast as the Flash. He's good. I get that. But at the end of the day, they're doing Fox Fish. That's the deep.
Speaker: You confuse deep with Aquaman. I love deep. That's all. We were watching a movie Sunday night, Sunday, when Nicky and I were being lazy as fuck watching movies. You watch this horror movie. And he was in it. He was like, what are the main characters in it? And I was like, that guy fucks octopus. That scene where he's fucking trying to fuck the chick and the octopus at the same time?
Speaker: He just looked at me like what the fuck did you say I was like never mind it's the deep That dude, I'm sorry, but he's fucking hilarious Wow
Speaker: Ross, Grammy award -winning Fuji's rapper, convicted of all 10 counts in political conspiracy trial. Who was? Ross. Yeah. Wow! What? What is your goal? Political conspiracy? Yeah, he funneled money into the Democratic Party from an outside United States source. Like,
Speaker: Billions. No, millions. Oh, was it millions? He never had billions come out. No, it's not his money. He funneled it, as in that money was handed him so he could actually drop it off. He was a bag man, basically. Oh, you already know. You already know. Ladies and gentlemen, this is fucked up. Agreed. And did you hear about Baldwin?
Speaker: All charges dropped. For real? For real. It's been popping up on my feeds every couple of past days. How is that a conspiracy theory? You guys are just at the entrance of the wormhole.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, you ain't just sitting. Stay out of my wormhole, Jeff. No, no. Leo DiCaprio got on fucking Stan. And he was like, I saw this shit. I thought that they were snitching like you read about, dude. I thought the, uh, I thought the Alec Baldwin thing was, um, I thought the Alec Baldwin thing was going
Speaker: Whoa. Easy and the bad and say he got bad advice. And yeah, I thought the I was Baldwin thing was going back to trial golf walk. Damn problems clean cut.
Speaker: Yeah, I thought the Alec Baldwin thing was announced earlier this week that it was going back to trial. But no, supposedly, all charges have been dropped. I haven't actually read any of the articles, but I've been seeing the post pop up left and right that all charges were dropped. That's crazy. Huh.
Speaker: He got over like a fat rent. Now, I believe it was an accident. Yeah, he did. I do believe it was an accident. No, but Tony, if you're handling a gun, you don't point it at somebody. Drop guns, they do that. Drop gun. Drop gun, real gun, fake gun. He used some Hawaiian. Drop guns, they do this shit. They don't point it at somebody. They had somebody to shoot them. Look at that. And in the middle of the show, he posted another link that still doesn't involve our show. You don't point a gun at somebody unless you're willing to shoot them.
Speaker: Whoever doesn't know I'm up here right now does not want to watch. I'll share this shit. I'll share the fuck out of this shit. I'll share the hell out of it. I'm going to take the same mentality as you. Whoever doesn't know about this shit by now don't want to hear about this shit, so I'm just going to stop promoting the show and posting links and everything. Uh -oh. So I came in on her fucking piss and vinegar back there. Did you see her one day? She was doing all piss and vinegar with her fucking hands on her hips. That's the muscle.
Speaker: apparently she came in. She's like she's going to **** somebody. She came here like she's ready to fight. You want some? Yeah, she came in. She's like, **** you. That's my mini. That's my mini me right there. I know. Y 'all don't even know. That's my mini me. I've told you. I told you that was your mini. Yeah, through and through. I'm **** the day she came out **** punch the doctor and kick the nurse in the ****. He's punching the nurse.
Speaker: What pants? Those are Nikki's pants. Oh, you know what? That's a conversation that you got to take up with her. It's fine. Why are you halfway on the floor? I was going to go pee and then Tony made me mad. I made you mad.
Speaker: sure. Why not? I mean, this is, I mean, this is twice during the year. Let me ask you a question. How many times have I shared your podcast? Even though you said it wasn't enough? Tony's just as much your podcast as well. I'm going to address both of you. If you are not sharing it at least
Speaker: 85 % of what I'm sharing it, you're not sharing it at all. Okay, could I ask you another question? Have you ever tried to grow anything? Have you ever tried to create a brand? Yeah, I've tried to grow this. I'm growing right now. Got them both. Fuck you both. Nothing will ever beat when I made you and Brian fall off the screen. This motherfucker.
Speaker: No, I messaged Brian the other day, as soon as I get my 3D printer, the first thing I'm printing is the Hand of the King, from Game of Thrones. I want every show, every spider -filing, share it. I don't care if somebody's seen it 500 times, shown 501 times. Can I ask you a question?
Speaker: No, I'm not taking away. As much as I shared this podcast, even though you said I haven't done them enough, when have you shared my shit? I never share anybody's. Hmm. I said you guys videos all the time. You don't fucking watch it. Let me share my show in broadcast. Yeah, I'm not online. Last time you were live Monday. Did you? Oh, sure. It's not going to pop up because Facebook fucking
Speaker: scraped you because you were playing music. They didn't grab me. Yeah, it was actually two days ago. It's that. Oh, shit. Sorry, my. Just had one, huh? No, you asked me when the last time I was when the last time I shared it was.
Speaker: I can't think of the last time I've been online, but it was that but the content right now because you know, I'm online for work, but I don't I don't like scroll through videos. Oh, and also ever since I got your permission, I don't know how long go back, but we put it on your YouTube channel. Oh, yeah. There's some YouTube channel. Yeah. That's promoting your YouTube channel. That's helping your YouTube channel. No, it's our broadcast. How many times do I talk about your show?
Speaker: shows, shows, shows. You just thought about two months ago. Shows. Two months ago, my. You just started talking about. I'm going to be a platform before you decided on re -screen. I told you. While I was on Haps. While I was on Haps, you did. Gentlemen, gentlemen, breaking news. No. It literally just popped up. Keanu Reeves has been accused of being perfectly safe.
Speaker: From what? Perfectly appropriate to women. What? You've always never been an issue. That's why I just said it. Keanu Reeves has been accused of being perfectly innocent to women. I don't understand. Keanu Reeves has done a lot of movies with a lot of motherfuckers. No, you know what? He is one of the smartest people in Hollywood. Like, if you take a selfie with him, he won't actually touch you. He hovers. He does the hover hand.
Speaker: So it looks like his arm is around you, but he's not actually touching you. I'm going to do a handshake like this, because Keown was a cool motherfucker. I don't know if that was Jada Smith's first movie or not. I think it was. Who? Jada Smith, Will Smith's son. No, I thought he was in. I didn't know it was his first movie. No, he was in Pursuit of Happiness. Pursuit of Happiness, OK. He was younger then. Last time you shared Lakeview's broadcast. You last time I shared hers?
Speaker: I think I shared it on Twitter, honestly. I shared it on Facebook, I shared it on Twitter, more than anything. I have Twitter and never gone there. Listen, I promoted everybody two nights ago, every fucking body. I don't see my shit. I promoted every fuck. Jeff, you don't do shit. I promoted, so you don't do shit, Jeff. You can still promote me. I have a TikTok. You got pricks.
Speaker: You do awkward shit on your TikTok. You really do weird shit on your TikTok. That's funny though. It's funny to get a reaction out of Tony. That's why I do TikTok. It's just to get a reaction out of Tony. I can't even watch all your shit. I'm not gonna lie. Listen, listen. You and Brian, I've had to like draw a line of shit.
Speaker: I didn't know Brian had a TikTok. He doesn't have a TikTok, but Brian has a lot of links. Brian is very big on politics. Yes. He is so fucking good. The only thing Brian ever sends me is he... He sends food stuff. I was going to say, he was like, hey, Glick, you're fat. You'll enjoy this. I'm like, you are right. He sends me the fucking videos. And I'm like, motherfucker, now I'm hungry.
Speaker: Brian sends so much, and I'm like, and then when the politics get in, and you know, he'll like, we have thoughts on this. My thoughts are the same as they were two years ago. This is some bullshit. All politics is bullshit. This is some bullshit. Now that Biden's going to run again. It's all a look over here while we do something fucked up over here. Let's just go ahead and be clear. It's going to be Trump and Biden again. Y 'all might as well get ready for that shit. And Trump's going to win. If Biden wins again. If he's not convicted, he might.
Speaker: He's not. They literally just found evidence that Bragg was holding evidence back that exonerates Trump. If Trump is convicted, Biden should be executed. 100%. Because the shit that the Biden family has done. You're the message heroes. You can't do that. Tony, look. Oh, nice. Lego?
Speaker: Yeah. Nice. Good job. It looks kind of complex. Well, it's it's a Lego set. It's it's characters from Harry Potter. Hey, you **** nerd. Wow. Wow. I like it. And you want to share that **** Wow. Yeah, that's the worst thing. That's the worst thing. I don't think you remember that. That's the worst thing **** nerd. Unbelievable.
Speaker: Kevin has co -hosted with me. Yeah. Multiple times. Kevin and Cass have jumped in their chair like they was ready to do the show. I was going to say, one time Jeff disappeared in A. I had to balance for a minute to go do something. Kevin stepped in. He jumped right in that chair.
Speaker: I mean, he's involved in it. I have shared and promoted you. Trust me. I'm just saying. I mean, he's on our show. I have shared. Honestly, I think you two have your conversation to mind your business. Like you and I are conversating over here. You just let us be. I have shared and promoted. I think we've already come to the root. I think we've already come to the root. I think I'll thank you for somebody who caught the replay.
Speaker: I'm just saying, I'm just saying. You don't like white people, Tony D? You don't like white people? That's the problem. I don't have the problem I used to have. I don't see our show. A lot of the current white people have helped me with some of my previous prejudices and biases. I don't see our show hitting a link on your Facebook page.
Speaker: I see Mr. B's and Proz getting links on your show in the middle of our show. I promoted your show on a bunch of my broadcast. I promoted your shows on a bunch of your broadcast, on a bunch of our broadcast. Did you have something? Nobody knows where to help find you at because you've got 975 different goddamn apps that you stream from. I've been consolidating that for the past three months. That shows how much you've been watching.
Speaker: I don't I don't jump into shows anymore. Last time I jumped into a show, I got ambushed and I'm not doing it again. You have to know how to handle yourself, Jeffrey. Yes, I have. Yes, I have. Uh oh. Uh oh. I think I think I think I'm I think.
Speaker: I've been seeing you pop up on social media. So I think I'm getting out of the unblocked gang. So as I've stated multiple times, before we had our issues, I enjoyed your music show. I'm hesitant to follow you, but
Speaker: I will share the music show. I've got, I will be the first one to admit, I am terrible about social media. I'm trying to be better about it. Plus, it's a full -time job to keep up with. Plus, it's hard to catch everybody because, you know,
Speaker: for what we are doing here and no disrespect to anybody else, but what we are doing here, me behind the scenes, this is a fucking full -time job for me.
Speaker: behind the scenes. I believe you. And it's hard to catch everybody, but I've been trying to be, and I'll be, Oh, I don't think I've ever said that, but I'm just saying, I mean, for a guy who just thinks he's fucking up the black version of KCK, so. Oh!
Speaker: So the overweight dude in Howard's third was to call people up. Okay. You know what? You know what? Everybody. That hurts.
Speaker: Come up in long distance dedication. I'm about to get in your ass. You want to call me the Black Casey -Casey? Okay. I'll be fucking Howard Stern. The fat, bearded Howard Stern. Wow. I'm offended.
Speaker: I'm offended for you, Chris. This motherfucker is trying to be the main incarnation of Wolfman Jack. That shit is not working. Oh. Wolfman Jack ruled. Yes, he did. I'm just saying. I just want to hear Tony D say that one time on his broadcast. Long distance dedication from I'm about to get in your way. Spoiler alert.
Speaker: Oh hell it works the hell out of her show. I know it. I know she does. But see, you know what? You know what? I'm gonna be honest with you. She perfects her show. We shoot off the hip. Well, we shoot off the hip. We shoot off the fucking hip. That's the difference. We shoot off the hip for our actual show, but everything else
Speaker: But I will change while I'm doing the broadcast. I'm so serious. I will change. Yes. You asked me a while back when we were talking about the vehicles we bought for non -sensical nonsense, the truck limo. This is what it looks like.
Speaker: play the next song. That's a nonsensical nonsense. Yeah, it really well and it does and and and and and and growing and I'm sure you and and and again and I know you're trying to grow as well.
Speaker: But I mean, like I said, this has become a second full -time job for me. For you, yes. I'm constantly going at it. This is one move all between the two of the jewels. No, I believe the both of you. And Helen, I'm not going to lie. When you and I have talked and you've been doing your show, I'm going to just keep doing your thing. I see you trying to organize it perfectly. If I don't give you any credit, when you do a broadcast, you want that shit fucking flawless.
Speaker: I'm not mad at you for that at all. I'm really not. The one I'm trying to do on May 5th, I'm trying to get perfected. But I got to actually have a focus. And you... What are you doing on May 5th? I understand the time that you take. And I always tell you, you put the work into a broadcast the same way we used to put the work into a research paper in high school. Seriously. If I were to do something and it was a goal,
Speaker: And I'm gonna go here easy there, bungalow. If I was to try to do something at that level, which I would love to be at that level one day, I would be going with just as hard as you want. Seriously. But I'm so, I like being spontaneous. I like being off the hip. And honestly, I try to do that in case I get called on the moment to jump in somewhere or jump in here. That's why a lot of times people are like, you want to come up? Yeah, I'll be there in a second. Hashtag they come down, Tony D. Y 'all said that shit I didn't. Y 'all said that. Oh, shit.
Speaker: gentlemen uh no what we do on this show and i and i and i pride and i pride this show on the fact that we don't i i do not edit this show i posted it we do not prep either i have there has only been there has only been i think two incidents incidents where i have either scrapped an entire show or edited a show and that was per tony's request
Speaker: I pride on ourselves, but outside of what we do, the behind the scenes and the social media and the networking and trying to come up with new ideas to post on Instagram. And sometimes I post it on Instagram that I'm like, ah, fucking, this is stupid. Or I post on social media. I'm like, this is fucking stupid, but I need something to post, you know, to keep the momentum going because
Speaker: You know, it is what it is.
Speaker: You got to post every day to actually get some traction on Instagram. So, you go live up there, you'll get some. Well, that's what I tried to do on Fridays. But, you know, like I said, there's a lot of, and I think, you're kind of building something and you're doing something, but, you know, somebody who, out of the entire group,
Speaker: of not necessarily friends or anything like that but kind of understand that I'm not doing like I'm doing this for fun. I am too. But I'm not I'm not solely doing it for fun. The ones who work the hardest on trying to have a property plan I'm gonna say it'll be
Speaker: Helen works on hers, I've seen her do it. You say you do stuff behind the scenes, I do believe you. Information man puts his shit together so hard. Well, I push it together and - Smoke puts his shit together hard. Ted puts the ideas together, just lets us run. It's not worth hanging out with people for three hours. Come on, Smoke. I kid, I love Smoke and I only kid because he can take a joke.
Speaker: Yes. I'll go ahead. Smokey's told me I'm not the token white guy on the show. I spent too much time in the hood and around the age. Carmen tries to organize her stuff and she'll get off a little bit, whatever, but she just tried to go spontaneous. Yeah, sure she does. Organize stuff. But I watch everybody. I watch everybody put this shit together. I forgot. I forgot who Carmen was until you, unlike our show, you shared her show and I'm like, oh yeah, I remember who that is. Unlike our show.
Speaker: Unlike our show, you shared Carmen. I just thought of sharing hers. I just thought of sharing yours. I remember who she was and she just spouts nonsense off and if you if you challenge her gets butt hurt. Rick does his show. Hashtag agreed. Hashtag agreed.
Speaker: Hashtag agree. It wasn't at the ski. Hashtag agree. I tried to start a little bit. I did try to start a little bit. I was trying to behave actually when I was in college. I was trying to. Well, I went to work with her twice. I didn't go to college, but I never behaved ever. Information, man. Like I said, I noticed his boxing in his MMA, man.
Speaker: Jojo knows this dude. Jojo knows his shit. You know, it's kind of like when we talk football. Yes. And Rich has said it multiple times. Rich is like, you know, I'm a fan. I love conversating with you guys. He's like, and Tony, I mean, you know better than anybody. I'm a numbers guy. I'm a stats guy. I'm a numbers guy. If I don't know him, I'm gonna pull him up. I'm gonna bring him up. All day long.
Speaker: And like I said, I had a couple of coworkers tell me this is a listen to check you. You came across my timeline just when you was all flowing through and I watched it. He said, y 'all got something. I appreciate it. Hey, cheers to that. I'll drink to that. Cheers to that. Thank you. I am who I am. Tony hates the fact that you and I are getting along now just so you know. No, I won't. I don't hate it. He hates it. He hates it. We can see it. He personally out my name. Mentally, I kind of predicted it.
Speaker: Well, I knew it was going to happen eventually. Exactly. We, we got similarities, similarities. And, and, and, and, you know, we got kind of that same, not necessarily soul, but that same personality.
Speaker: both of you are going to stick to what you believe in and what you feel and you're not the one of you give a **** That's what makes you similar. Now, I can respect that. I can respect anybody who sticks to their guns but I can also respect somebody who who can admit when they're wrong and admit to it. Alright, alright, let's put it past us. Type deal. Hashtag got your ****
Speaker: get her ass kicked up. Oh, yeah. Hashtag number four. That shit was funny. I ain't gonna lie. This shit was funny as fuck. I had that that door was just fucking open. That was that was a that was a perfectly bottom of the night. Two outs. Bases are loaded. Just that perfect. That was the proof. Wob across home plate and you fucking nailed it, man. I had to say that.
Speaker: go ahead and take that hashtag wishful thinking. Oh damn. Yeah. Cause I'm not an international trouble. That's what she's right. I mean, but she, I mean, you're in the military. You've seen the world part of the world. They took care of everything. Yeah. I had a guarantee way back.
Speaker: Uh, ladies and gentlemen, if you would like to send Tony D across the pond, go ahead and donate to the cash app. Let's see how much money that raises. I'm going to get a message. How much is the flight? I'm going to send you the money right now. Book it for him because his ass won't book it.
Speaker: How much is the plane ticket? I don't make excuses. I tell. hashtag you ain't wrong. I've been hearing excuses since Haps motherfucker. You've been playing a trip since last year since Haps. I've been going on trips. I've been going on trips man. I've been all over the place.
Speaker: Jeff doing something on the side. I've been I've been on trips man. I've been down South. I've been I've been you've been to Pittsburgh. Well, that's just in the last few months. I've been to Michigan. OK, you did go to Michigan. I forgot about Michigan. Yeah, I've been there man. I've been everywhere man. I've been to see. I've been here. I have built this as 2019 when tree graduated.
Speaker: fuck four years about this shit. Jeez. I ain't even trying to kiss the mileage you had motherfucker. No, hell no. Yeah. I don't even want to hear about Jeeves traveling because it's just going to just disgust me. That motherfucker. I went three hours away. Jeeves is like, I've been around the world four times. That motherfucker. Listen, you did a real trip and came back. That motherfucker still a little bit of airport.
Speaker: that. I'm like, I'm kind of mad, man. This is ridiculous. Hey, man, it's okay. They got them all, you know, they got a little physical sleep ahead. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know, that's how jeez. Oh, damn. That's how you talk, G. No.
Speaker: Oh. Oh. Aloe Barro for that one. Tony. Yeah. Yeah. Tony. Tony, you need to call 911 because you just got burned. I did not get burned. You fucking crazy. At this rate. And the fact that I'm on there. And I never leave my house. That's fucked up. Look, Nikki and I are going to go just to go. Like, we're going to go just so I can get a picture with
Speaker: It's gonna be, it's gonna be the three of us just smiling with a, with a, with a pint in our hands, flipping the camera off. That way you'll be in a kilt before I will. Go ahead. I'll wear a kilt. I'll wear a kilt. I'll rock the fucking shit out of a kilt. Don't even judge me. Go wear it, motherfucker. Go wear it. Shit, I'll learn to play ACDC on the bagpipes, too. God damn it.
Speaker: Yeah. Don't **** around and try me. I'll put a killed on. It's on my bucket list to get into a fight and not that I say I'm going to win or anything like that but I want to go to Scotland or Ireland and get into a fight in a pub and I don't care if I win or lose. I said, I don't want to do that. I said, I want to do that. So, I just want to get it. I'm pretty sure I'm going to get my ass kicked but I feel like whoever kicks my
Speaker: J money said the same.
Speaker: you know, a half hour later, we're gonna be like best friends singing songs together, just slamming down pints, getting fucking hammered. I said the same shit I was gonna do. Yeah, it's always been, it's one of the six on my bucket list. For no rhyme or reason, just because, you know, the Irish and the Scottish are known for being fucking badasses. You know what I mean? They're known for getting in fights for no fucking reason, this tradition.
Speaker: No, I don't need my gun. Trust me, I don't rely on my gun. I don't ever rely on my gun. My gun's just there if somebody else pulls a gun or has a gun. You just got to be faster than me when it comes to guns. No, I've always been a brawler. I'm old school, like Pop said in Friday, back in my day.
Speaker: you had you had you what was it he said it was uh you fought another day you lose some but you lived another day yep pew pew pew pew yeah i don't need my trust trust me trust me i don't need my gun my 90 % of the time my gun is hashtag pew pew okay pew next bullet
Speaker: I have been a gun owner most of my life. I've only recently started carrying on a regular basis in the last three years.
Speaker: So yeah, I don't rely on my gun. Like I said, I'm probably going to get my ass kicked. It's just a bucket list thing. Like some people want to jump out of an airplane. Some people want a bungee cord. I'm not jumping out of an airplane. And I'm not bungee cordoned because I'm scared to death of heights. I've got bungee. I'm not an Irishman or a Scotsman in a pub. I've got bungee. It was as stupid as the scariest thing I've ever done. Yeah. I've jumped out of airplanes. I had to be pushed. Let's take a real quick break. Jeffrey.
Speaker: Yeah. I've been allowing Tony to pick the music. Let me, you know, I'm always picking the music. It's our show. I should let you guys pick music from time to time. Actually, Tony had a really good song by a friend of his. It was a, it was a rap song. And I, and I encourage you guys. A little rap, a little R &B. A little, a little rap, a little R &B. Yeah, I know, but I liked it. I liked it. I've been encouraging you guys. Well, I'm going to go ahead and play one of my favorite.
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Speaker: underscore live, over and out live. Go show the guys some love. There's some young cats out of Columbus, Ohio. Which one is it? Is it Billy Idol, Rebel Yell? Yeah, Rebel Yell. Nice.
Speaker: Last I had a little dancer, came dancing to my floor Last I had a little angel, came pumping across my floor She said, come on baby, got a license for love And it pretty expires, play out from above Because, in the midnight hour, she got more, more, more With a rebel, yeah
Speaker: Wow, in the midnight hour, baby, more, more, more With a rebel yell, she cries, more, more, more, more, more, more, more She don't like slavery, she won't sit and play But when I'm tied and lonely, she sees me to my feet
Speaker: What set you free and brought you to me, baby? What set you free and need to hear about me?
Speaker: So he takes it to go from the seven I have been Well, he's out all night to collect a pair But just alone, just so long, it don't mess up his head
Speaker: Oh
Speaker: I drive your tears of pain, babe A thousand times for you I tell my soul and have none, babe For money to burn with you Cause I give you all and have none, babe Just stay, just stay, just stay
Speaker: Oh, yeah
Speaker: Yeah, buddy. All over and out for your holes with their cover of Billy Idols. Rebel, yeah. I'm dancing. I'm up and dancing and singing. I mean, it is what it is. What are you going to do?
Speaker: Welcome back to Nonsense with Nonsense, everybody. Hopefully, you guys are enjoying the show. Hopefully, you're having fun. We're doing what we do. We got Tony D in the building who we discovered who hates white people tonight. Yeah, racist. Jeff's in the building. Other racist. He's racist.
Speaker: And of course, you know me, ladies and gentlemen, I haven't said it all night. I've been getting pretty good about it, but I feel like sometimes I do the champ is the podcasting champion of the world. It's an open challenge. Feel free to challenge us. If you will, you won't because you're scared. Okay. He said us, I think your moves.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm just saying we're the greatest podcast on the planet. The belt says it. And we ain't talking to all you look, you lose that aren't doing shit. Who thinks you're important when you're not talking to content creators, podcast hosts, everything else. The greatest nonsensical nonsense. What the fuck?
Speaker: I thought it was you at first, Tony. No. Speaking of nonsensical nonsense, you can check us out on all social media. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. You can hang out with your boys live. Monday, Wednesdays, and Saturdays, 6 p .m. on YouTube and Twitch. You can get in the chatters box. Don't be shy, don't be scared. Say hello, say what's up, toward the conversation. And if you can't listen to us live and you can't be in the chatters box, well, don't worry.
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Speaker: I said, then how are you going to know what we do when we do how we do baby, baby, baby. I do a pretty good biggie smalls. I'm just saying, baby, baby, baby. That's spot on right there. Hashtag worst expression ever. Hashtag words are hard, huh Jeff?
Speaker: Yes, they are. Ladies and gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen. What's up, bud? What's crackalacking, man? How's your twigs? All right. What do you got on your wrist? Where'd you get that at? Buggy. Oh, Buggy made it for you? Maybe your girlfriend made it for you. You guys still boyfriend and girlfriend? Nice. He got himself a little cold. Don't knock her up.
Speaker: He got himself a little girlfriend here in the apartment complex. Nice. So he's definitely not taking after his dad. He's taking after his on the job. Really? Yeah. I got hoes. It's not like Jeff that stupid dumb. What? It's not like Jeff.
Speaker: They're not like Jeff Jeff's just sticking and dumb. He's stupid and dumb. I have 25 years experience to confirm that. Yeah. Yeah. She's she's she's a cute little girl. Apparently they started dating last week. Nice. Well, I would do I have heard it all. Mm hmm.
Speaker: His sister was like, what? I was like, leave him in the hell alone. Cross faces up to 22 years in prison. Damn. Damn, he really fucked up. 22 years in prison. It's voter fraud, basically. All right, we'll go get in the shower. Wash your hair. He took a chance on a business and, like I said, they emphasize he got bad legal advice.
Speaker: The emphasis. You know he graduated from Harvard? Prose? Yeah. He graduated from Harvard. So I know he was trying to do something, but they found a loophole to get him. That's what they did. Yeah. He has never been a dummy. That motherfucker don't play no games. He was the business side of them. Tony, before we dive into this next little subject here,
Speaker: Um, because I don't know anything about this and I don't know how many other people don't. Do you want to dive a little bit deeper into this? What, like, what the, what the case is and what the charges are and everything like that? The article I put up there is everything that I've seen. It just popped up there. Um, I'm actually just shocked from what I read. I honestly don't know anything about the case. I've just, I heard about it. Yeah. He tried to.
Speaker: He was funneling campaign funds from other places. And now here's the kicker. Some of it came from other countries. That's the problem. That's the problem. Yes. That's the problem. I caught that. That's exactly what it was. Money from other areas. And I talked about that in another book. I think it was on Smoke Show one time. I talked about that. One of the things we got to do, do you have any political interests in other countries? They ask you that. Yeah.
Speaker: And that's a security clearance issue for a lot of federal. It literally comes down to, um, another country wanted to funnel money into the democratic campaign. And it was like $30 million and they went through him to do it.
Speaker: He was accused of funneling money from a now fugitive, now fugitive Malaysian financer, through straw donors to Obama's 2012 reelection campaign, then trying to squelch a Justice Department investigation and influence an extradition case on behalf of China under the Trump administration. Yeah, he going to jail. Malaysia and China. Asia, China, China.
Speaker: I'm not going to say he fucked up, but like they said, they said now fugitive. So that means they are looking at the now fugitive money that he used. Yeah. They got me locked up. They might not let him know that's fucked up. That's fucked up. Well, I mean. Now fugitive says a lot. Yeah. Excuse me.
Speaker: after the accident, Mark. I mean, after the hyphen but amen. China. Don't we have that? That's something we didn't ask. China. No, I think we have. I mean, when that motherfucker said that shit, I'm like, god damn. Oh, watching their Prince conference, I'm all like, damn. I said, still fucking. I don't care either. Maybe that's something you should ask China. Your mom's mom's born raised in Malaysia. Jeez, let me ask you something. I'm not even being an ass.
Speaker: Yeah, you are. There is a conspiracy theory. And I will say conspiracy theory. China. That the Italian mob ain't the worst. The Russian mob ain't the worst. The Malaysian mob is the worst. Actually, I think there is a conspiracy theory that a lot of the real big wigs come out of Malaysia.
Speaker: And I do mean real, like bigger than the ones we even talk about. Right. Have you heard anything along those lines? My good man. Thank you very much, CCC. Ladies and gentlemen, this is why you gotta deal with motherfuckers instead of just not giving a fuck about what nobody thinks Andrew says. I talk to people around the world on some shit. Quite frankly, the motherfuckers who rig sports come from that area.
Speaker: Malaysia. That ain't all they slice. Yeah. As the great Kermit the frog once said. Easy being great. No, actually, he didn't say anything and he said everything. All that needed to be said when he sipped his teeth.
Speaker: Come on, slice your head. The real motherfuckers come from down there. Oh, everything. Yeah. You got your hands in enough cookie jars, you come untouchable. And if anybody thinks I'm just foolish and I'm just talking shit, let me know when you finish looking, because I stopped. I'm going to talk about the real motherfuckers. Y 'all talking about the wrong shit.
Speaker: on the time I heard a song that said, I ain't never skirt. You're scared. And he also had a heavy Chevy. Now, when you run out of shit to say, I got something to ask you. Well, we never run out of shit to say. Have we ever ran out of shit to say? No, that's what I said. I got a whole another mess of conversation to drag you boys down.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm right. That's what I'm waiting on. What is the question, Tony D? What happens if I run outside? All jokes aside, I'm gonna be dead serious. Are you gonna Google it? Are you gonna just tell us to Google it? Shut the fuck up. When you get a chance, and I put this out the other night, look into this.
Speaker: How about we now talk about it right now? I am. What is that? It's a new multi -streaming platform that I saw. Just another app for Tony to have. Well, there's a difference on this one. There's a lifetime plan instead of a monthly. I am.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. But how long is the lifetime? These apps come and go so fast. It's ridiculous. The apps come and go so fast, but the multi streaming platforms have not. I've noticed that. Tony D, if it's not broke, don't fix it. I didn't say it was broke. I'm trying to expand and broaden our horizons, as you always say. You are so engulfed and so infatuated with all these other apps and all these other platforms. You just need to find one and stick to it. I'm already doing that.
Speaker: You are getting better you I will absolutely out of it because it is it is a million times easier To find your show and you know, what else is go and share your show They have nothing to do with the edges. They're the fact that I do it on multiple platforms. This is what trips me out though Most of the multi streamers platforms they do not go to Twitter anymore if you notice that I'm good Twitter right now. Well, that's because
Speaker: Uh, things changed so fast on Twitter, they don't want to fuck with it. Is that what you're doing right now? Yeah, I think that's what it is because, uh, Elon, Elon, Louie just lifted the ban on calling people quote unquote dead names. I'll, I'll, I'll drop Twitch because I'm not going to drop YouTube because YouTube has become our, our main platform. Right. I'm gonna drop Twitch. This came up afterwards. They didn't have this before.
Speaker: because the advertising is for a lifetime plan. Now, the lifetime plan with $99 at one plan for a certain number of channels. Now, pay attention to this. You see those prices? Yeah. Nobody gives you seven channels for $15 a month. That's so bad. Nobody. We're on Twitter right now. What up, Twitter? Twitter vice. What's going on?
Speaker: Right? Layton? I like these plans. We're always on the Twitch and YouTube or our main platforms. You know, if I can get these guys to show up on, they could share it out to other platforms. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
Speaker: Yeah, but but is this another flash in the plane another? That's what I'm saying. It's going to come and go like like Haps did and then you spent $99 on something you can't use Haps Periscope.
Speaker: Uh, you know, you've been talking since, since before Habs went away about vocal, but nobody can get on vocal. Nobody can be vocal. Vocal doesn't match to restream stream. I will tell you myself. Jeeves, you shut your whore mouth first. But restream had the best plans out of all of them. That's why I signed up with them.
Speaker: But here's the thing. Here's the thing. I don't know that platform that you just showed. But here's the thing. F -L -U -T -I -N. Yeah. Here's the thing. Like right now, well, I don't know if I can do it right now because we're in the middle of a broadcast. But say, for instance, say we knew for a fact, Helen was going to come up here and join us for a show. Or Jeeves was going to come up here and join us for a show. If they joined us at the beginning,
Speaker: they could share it out onto their social media. I could do that on Restream, too. Yeah, exactly. You can do it on Restream. StreamYard and Restream are pretty similar. They're pretty much the same thing. I think people are going after the both of them. These new companies are trying to take out both of them. I noticed that.
Speaker: I don't think we're going to take out Restream or StreamYard. I don't know Restream, so I'm going to speak on StreamYard. What StreamYard offers behind the scenes
Speaker: is amazing. It's awesome with the download and the audio. And then they just did an update several months back where I can scroll through and I can clip a segment of the show and I can send it right to YouTube Shorts. I can send it right to TikTok. I think Restream does that too. Is awesome. I figured they did, but I'm just speaking for StreamYard because this is what we use. Right. You know, that's an awesome feature.
Speaker: You know, but, and again, you know, not to pile on, but this is something that I've been telling you for a very long time, Tony D. But like you said it there, you're diluting your audience by spreading yourself so thin, you're on so many platforms. And you have started to focus on, you know, with Restream and putting yourself on your,
Speaker: you know, Facebook and Twitch. I know you can't really, and you get in trouble on Facebook, but I know you don't go on YouTube because when you do your music broadcast, you won't go on it. You're going to get that, that copyright and Facebook usually either gets you during or after because like I said, the other night when you were alive and when you were alive, when you did your digital underground, I shared it on Facebook.
Speaker: Unfortunately, Twitch is a fucking pain in my ass and I've got to figure it out. What did you, what did you, which one did you share? Which link was it? I shared your digital underground. Which from what page? From Facebook. That's why. I can't even comment on Twitch because you, you have it sent on your profile for the, for the, um, verification, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker: No, I'm logged into it. I use the same fucking credentials to try to verify it. It tells me my credentials are wrong. That's not how I have a set. Everybody has to do that. I went through that last year. Everybody has to do it.
Speaker: Somebody was just telling me the other day, they was trying to comment. They couldn't get on. I said, yeah, I had to reset my password and do the two fact authentic. I didn't do all that crap last year. Well, it keeps telling me my password is wrong when I try to reset it. I went through that last year. That's what I was complaining about. I know the password's not wrong. Right. That's exactly what I was complaining about. I couldn't get on different browsers. I don't know if anybody who watches this on Twitch has it ever come up because I don't know because I don't watch this. I don't know. I might be different because there's our Twitch account. Let me see.
Speaker: I don't know anybody who watches us on Twitch. Do you have to go through the verification each time? The drama of two person or second, whatever the fuck it's called. Oh wait, we're not live on Twitch anymore right now. Two step notification. It's a verification.
Speaker: Yeah, two factor. So I'll watch on Facebook, I'll watch on Twitch when you're live, but I can't comment. And I don't comment a whole lot, even though I'm trying to watch, but I don't comment a whole lot because sometimes I'm doing 900 different things at the same time that you're live, whether I'm at work or, you know, I'm doing stuff around the house or I'm doing podcast related stuff.
Speaker: but I'll at least jump on Facebook and hit it with a like. That way you know that I'm watching or you know that I'm seeing it. Yeah. But it tells me all my credentials are wrong. And I'm like, my credentials aren't fucking wrong, Twitch. I complained about that shit the end of last year. Yeah. I was, I was about to leave Twitch alone with this shit. I didn't know what the hell was going on.
Speaker: Sorry. My bad. I've done it myself. Oh, no, that's. We are planning a, you know, we talk about our real life on here. Some of us do. We are planning a couple's
Speaker: Boudoir suit shoot Yeah I'm sending you all I'm gonna send you all my solo pictures Jeff like yeah I Didn't put that on tik -tok nigga today
Speaker: I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, you've seen my TikTok, Tony D. You know, I don't do that. That woman really loves you. I still say she needs to get her money back for her license. She was a blessing, she did. I tell her that every day, last night.
Speaker: Last night I was, I got out of the shower and she was laying in bed and she was reading the book and she was like, mm, God damn. I said, who the fuck are you talking to? She said, you, I said, yeah, are you blind? We, we have to, uh, uh, things with water.
Speaker: You know, the big five gallon chunks of water, drinking water. And I picked one up and carried it across room the other day and she was like, I was like, what the fuck? Who the fuck are you talking about? She's like, you carry that water around. I was like, OK. I'm crazy. Hey, Jeff, at least she did both and everything.
Speaker: I know. Oh, yeah. No, no. Yeah. It's it's it's sexy and tasteful. I'm excited for it. We're both excited for it. You know, it's it's 100 % tasteful. It's sexy. They do your hair. You're not going to do the Burt Reynolds on the bear rug.
Speaker: I mean, maybe I will. I mean, that would be my first thing if my wife is like, we're gonna do photo shoot in the bedroom. It's not good on a TV. Yeah, no, no, it's it's tasteful. It's sexy as hell. But you know, it's something that we talked about doing is doing together. And I think it'll be I think it'll be I think it'll be really cool. I think it'll be awesome.
Speaker: I think it's one of those things that all, you know, as a couple, which strengthens the bond, it brings you closer together. I mean, not that, I mean, at the end of the day, Oh, you did that. Oh, oh, you do those, huh? That's awesome. You know, she's going to, she's going to do some individual stuff, uh, on her own and then there'll be us together. But, um,
Speaker: Yeah, no, I don't post myself like she does on TikTok. I think, like I said, we've had the conversation on here when Mike was still around, when the big dog was still on the show, and he talked about, oh, you do all these thirst traps. And I'm like, I've literally done two thirst traps in four years on TikTok.
Speaker: You have a whole ass account made for thirst. Oh yeah, they've been doing it forever. And I think it's amazing. I think it's awesome. I think it's awesome. I think the, the, the, the self esteem boost, the empowerment and everything like that is awesome. And before the whole, her and I going in together, she wanted to do it herself. And I was like, yeah, do it. I'll, I'll, I'll help pay for it.
Speaker: If I can't pay for it all, I'll help pay for it. You should absolutely do it because it is very, it's extremely good for the self -esteem. They do your hair, your makeup, they get you looking, they coach you on their positions and your poses and everything like that. It's amazing.
Speaker: And, and, you know, I think there's a, I don't think I know. There's a lot more women who, who, who deal with and struggle with, with self esteem and, and stuff like that, that men do. I mean, yeah, we do, but we do. But, but, but it's like, there, there was a comedian said a long time ago, he was like, he says, you know, women
Speaker: will focus on something like if they don't like their thighs. They'll literally focus on it for the rest of the night. A guy will look in the mirror and go, I think I got a fucked up nose, whatever, you know, kind of thing. But yeah, women do struggle. We just need to follow each other like at the end of the day.
Speaker: then we can talk about Tony without him knowing it. Yeah. We're gonna shit talk Tony. Tony's like fuck you Glick. Fuck what did I do? We're gonna start a fucking goddamn GoFundMe. You've seen what we did with with Jordan's GoFundMe. You think I won't fucking do the same thing? I'll get your ass to fucking
Speaker: I'm going to leave your ass there. I'm just styling the number four. God damn it. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. But when you get back, I'm tired of hearing about it. I'm tired of them. I'm tired of them. Take them down, Tony. I'm just saying. Like I tell Jeff, don't talk about it. Be about it.
Speaker: You never know unless you take a chance. I've taken a lot of chances. That's why I stopped. I've taken a lot of chances and failed, but I still take chances every day. Failing is how you learn. If you don't learn from your failures, if you don't learn from your failures, you're not made.
Speaker: Exactly. You caught that part, right? You caught that part. We ain't paying for a round trip. No, we, you know, I, I'm a one way trip. We ain't. It's a one way trip. It's a one way ticket. He's on the zone. He's on the zone after that. That's why I don't have to. He's going to be in the group chat. Y 'all motherfuckers got to get me home. You crazy.
Speaker: Give me all cat webs. This is bullshit, dude. Somebody give me home right now. Sucks to be you, Tony. I need comfortable hotel money. I need food money. I need... Ain't no telling what I'm going to do. I didn't need to spend money. Bro, I never once said I was going to pay for your food money because you break Fort Knox on your food. You eat. I mean, let's be honest. You eat. And you eat good. And there ain't nothing wrong with it.
Speaker: I can't wait to see. I didn't say I wouldn't take a chance. I said, I don't take them. I don't take them any chances anymore based on what I've been through. You got to take a chance, man. Trust me. I've taken a million. I'm still taking chances. When they came, I had that conversation there. We were talking about some stuff. And that came up, you know. You rekindled an old flame. You rekindled an old flame.
Speaker: There was barely a spark in what we had. No, but y 'all knew each other before, you said, I thought. Yeah, I mean, we barely knew each other. Yeah, it was more of a passing. Yeah, I mean, I mean, to be 100 % honest, it was a spark. And we barely knew each other. But after what I was coming out of, and I've said it on here before, no, I got gunshot. And I got scared. And I'm the one that fucked up.
Speaker: You know, when she showed back up in my life again, and you know, and I was thinking about her and stuff like that, it blew my mind. You know, I didn't think she'd ever want to talk to me again, because I was an asshole and I ghosted her. And I made a, you know, as I've said multiple times, and I keep reiterating this fact because I know that people like to listen.
Speaker: It wasn't a life lesson. It was a mistake. And that's how I look at people who come and go. They were mistakes, and you can either learn from them or continue to make the same mistakes. How do you see everybody as a mistake? Well, sometimes you know. I mean, just the biggest mistake I've ever made in my life, and I continue to make every mistake three times a week. You might have been the best option with the week.
Speaker: No, you know, no, I used to say, you know, everybody comes into your life for a reason, they teach you a lesson and it's like, nah, they really don't. If they're a mistake, they're a mistake. If they're not a mistake, then, then, then you, you, it doesn't matter relationship wise or. I'm just saying you're lucky it's not strikes because you'd be out motherfucker. Whoa, that's a good shit. You ready? Ready?
Speaker: I'll play this. I told Debbie that's how she sounds. Yeah, I think I keep going motherfucker. Just keep going. I fucked her up. I mean, you know what? I stand by it. I stand by it. I stand by it. She got what she deserved. Oh lord. Fucked around for months and I ignored your ass. And then you pushed me one.
Speaker: One step too far, and then I got in your ass. She got what she deserved. I tried to be the bigger person. I tried to be like Jeebus and turn the other cheek. Let's be honest, you are the bigger person. I'm what? You are the bigger person because you're bigger. Shut up. I mean, really? Am I the... In this conversation, I am the bigger person? I honestly don't know.
Speaker: Go on. Take a chance. That's just funny as fuck. She got mad the first night. She got mad and she went to the... It ain't that bad a sight. Hey, you know what? Like I said, for months I tried to do the Christian thing and then...
Speaker: I remember, hey. I don't know why I find that funny, but you saying that I did the Christian thing. I did the Christian thing and then I... It's still funny to me. You know, I hate to compare the Marvel movies to, you know, Vikings and stuff like that.
Speaker: But, you know, there was that scene in Ragnarok when Hela had Thor over the balcony and he flashed to Odin and he was like, what are you, the God of Hammers? That shit was a trip. That was excellent. Kinky Bumplay. Whoa, Tony D. Whoa, we're getting a little behind the scenes of the private conversations. Ask Tony D. Tony asking for the D.
Speaker: I told her she better be careful because when I say I'm gonna give her the Kingsman. Give her a Dirty Sanchez or a Cleveland Steamer. No Dirty Sanchezes, that's disgusting.
Speaker: 30 Sanchez is across the line, but the Cleveland Steamer, it's good. Go ahead, Tony. Look it up. I dare you. No, don't be good. Do it right now, Tony. Look at the Cleveland Steamer. Do it, Tony. Do it on the air, Tony D. Negative. Do it on the air, Tony D. Come on, Tony. Come on. Don't be scared. It ain't happening. Come on. Make it happen, Kevin. He's always scared. Tony D's always scared. Please.
Speaker: I'm telling you, I'm telling you, the Alaska snow dragon can never go wrong. Give her the Spiderman Tony. Anything with a dragon means you can - Spiderman now who? That's right, Spiderman now who? Give her the Spiderman Tony. What is your favorite one, Jeff? The Bronco Bowl? It's called the bucking Bronco. That's when you're taking her from behind and you whisper in your ear somebody else's name.
Speaker: And then hold on as tight as you can. Dude, I think I will be 100 % honest. I think Ellen would kill that man. But it'd be funny. It'd still be funny. It's right up there with you. Good gaming.
Speaker: I've done the good game, man. But the good game would get me killed because you're scared. I mean, it's not a good game. It's not going to get you killed. It's not even bad in any way. No, but it's not. It's not bad in any way. The same as Spanish. No, but it's no good game. Oh, it's not the same. It's not the same. It's called the
Speaker: Dude. Okay. First and foremost, first and foremost, the good game is not bad in any way, shape or form that can be done. That can be done either way. The woman or the man could do the good game or they can both do it to each other. It's a simple slap on the ass when everything's all said and done. Good game. That's all it is. It's not bad. It's not negative. It's not good either. It's fun. It's humorous.
Speaker: Yeah, I said it. I've done it. Had it done to you? I've had it done to me. Wow. And we laughed. And we high five. You ain't wrong. Hashtag 25. Hashtag T. Talk about how big and bad you are as a man. Hashtag 25. Let me know when you reach out now.
Speaker: in one session. Jeff's case, it's like, I'm done. Look, you haven't even taken your pants off yet. Calm down, American Pie. I said it again. I'll say it once. I'll say it again. Best three minutes of your life. It takes you two minutes and 45 seconds to take your clothes off. Wow.
Speaker: I'm jealous. I said, I said it once. I'll say it again. I said it once again. He said it again. Tanya. It's a race and I'm here to fucking win. Tanya, we need you to come down here. She went to go get her nails done. I guess she did. Yeah. You know, that's good for Tony D. You going to get her nails done? Somebody who's going to last longer than 15 seconds. I'm going to let you do well.
Speaker: I'm trying to get my nails done. It's 9 o 'clock at night, Jeff. Yeah. She has a private salon she goes to. I've been there. Mercy, help me out. As the only woman in here, somebody help me out. I'm not doing it. You're on your own with this one. Well, the difference is my ex -wife used to have a private sushi restaurant she went to.
Speaker: Yeah, but she did. I know she didn't come home and she'd leave on a Saturday and not come home until Sunday. Yeah. The difference is my wife would be home in an hour. We're here.
Speaker: I mean, I'm just saying. Y 'all been waiting. You've been waiting, Tiny Tim. I'm just saying. You're waiting like Tiny Tim's waiting for his leg to be fixed again. That's **** You. Helen, you're waiting like like like you got magic legs in your forest gulp or some **** All of a sudden, you're going to **** correct
Speaker: that's hashtag team Helen over here. I don't know why you say no, but they say, you know what they say, Helen, you know, you wish in one hand and shit in the other and see what gets filled first.
Speaker: I'm just saying, I mean, that wishing well ran dry, son. He's throwing pennies down it. And all you're hearing is a funk. You ain't hear a sploosh. You're hearing a hunk. You said a funk. You wish ain't coming true at the end of the day. I'm just saying. It's just a stack of coins now. You at the crossroads, but Satan ain't showing up to sign the contract.
Speaker: You heard him. He said he ain't taking no more chances. He scored. New bill would ban social media for kids under 13 without consent. I agree. I can't continue. I'm just saying, don't change the subject now, Tony G. Oh, why don't you change that? Tony G, I'd like to say cheers to your New York Knicks moving on in advance. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. You are getting fucking destroyed by the Boston Celtics. Who is?
Speaker: Are the Celtics any good anymore? They're like the number one team in the NBA East. Well, there you go. See, that shows how much I pay attention. There's six minutes left in the fourth quarter. Cleveland's down by 12, but cheers to you, Tony D. Congratulations to your Knicks man. You should. I don't even had a game on. I just looked at score. I don't have the game on either. I just looked at the score because.
Speaker: You know, you know, I watched game one I watched and then I watched game two and even though Cleveland won by 20 plus points I was like, there's no way they're getting past the Knicks. They looks they look fucking terrible You have to take chances Tony D you missed a hundred you miss a hundred percent of the shots. You don't make don't take exactly I'm just saying Oh
Speaker: hear me because I'm whispering dad like no it's just me and you he's scared we got that look on your face for tip a car just doc you have no idea what we're talking about right
Speaker: can't even hear us. I know I do. We're just dead air, right? He's he's afraid of the fact that yeah, he's a big bald black guy but he's got a white guy's dick. He might lie to you, bitch. He's the vice president of the the tiny pecker. He might lie to you. What are you talking about, Tony D? Well, who's lying to who? What are you talking about, Tony? I didn't even hear anything.
Speaker: It was just dead air. We were just kind of hanging out. Jeff was looking on his phone. I was shining my belt. You were watching the card. Look, shining my belt. See. The bills will get tired of you. You know who doesn't get tired of me? Jeff's mom. Wow. Not in a sexual way. She just loves me. She's like, I wish you were my son.
Speaker: Damn. I agree 100%. What? I wouldn't read too much into it. You know, we're busting his balls. We're busting his chops. Don't read too much into it. Don't get off my forehead. Without saying too much, I'm going to say, I know how Tony feels about you. Some of that food.
Speaker: So don't read into it. We're just having fun. We're just busting Tony's balls. Don't read too much into it. As a dad with younger children. Now granted, Jason is around the same age as my boy. Our three boys are around the same age. They're pretty close in age.
Speaker: The long -distance thing is tough. The long -distance thing is tough. It is scary. It is a huge risk, especially when you're, and speaking for Tony and I, who are, quote, unquote, technically single dads,
Speaker: who are involved in our kids' lives. And now, granted, I've never had a long -distance relationship. Why it is long -distance? Yeah, right. Great thing. But I will say this, Helen, don't read too much into it. We're just having fun. We're just busting Tony's balls. You know, Tony, I have made it clear that I won't put too much of Tony's personal business out there. I will.
Speaker: You have also not been involved in the conversations that Tony and I have had for a reason. I mean, let's be honest, Tony. But no, you know, don't read too much into it. We're just having fun. We're just fucking with Tony. Don't don't don't don't don't get yourself worked up. I'll just say I've gotten yelled at a couple of times.
Speaker: Quite a few, actually. Yeah, I've gotten you out of that quite a few times, and I've had to... That's the kids, Jeez. That's the kids in the background. Yeah, my kids. What's up, crackhead? We're gonna get that blanket washed, homie. Hey, go ask Buggy if she got her clothes in the dryer. What? Oh, go ask her. But now, like I said, don't...
Speaker: That's what we do. I think you should know this by now. You know, we buzz balls. We over exaggerate. We have fun. Not everything. When we get serious, we get serious. In general, we only get serious when it's me and Tony. Because I won't let you. Well, I won't let it happen either. But Tony and I have had some really good Monday shows where we've gotten pretty serious and talked about relationships and
Speaker: I should reach out to our boy, Tony D and see if he's okay. Actually, in all honesty, the cat that lives just up the road from me, he was going through some shit. But yeah, you just got to kind of run with it. It'll happen when it happens, is what I'll say. And it'll happen when we
Speaker: start to go funny. Can you cut it or you need help? Hey, you're getting hit up on all sides of the house. Where did you come from? What do you want? Where did you come from? Cut now, Joe. What did you go do? Your mom? Did you put your? Yes. What was I going to ask?
Speaker: Oh, they tried I don't know did you get them out of the door? You want to fucking fight? Yeah, exactly. You ain't so tough now. I got my championship belt. You know who the champ is Double -belted two -time champ knowledge me She really
Speaker: a pair of pants on the back of my desk chair she just flipped them over my shoulders like fuck you bro really is she really is a fucking clone of me dang you need to shave your moustache wow bro shave your beard your beard is looking like mine wow
Speaker: She's been, the last few days, she's been walking up to me and she gets, cause she can damn near get nose to nose with me. She was like, you want to fight? I'm like, I'd rather not. I don't blame her. She was like, you scared? I'm like, I ain't scared, but I don't, I mean, I think I can take you, but I don't want to go through the pain that's going to cause me. Nobody's going to believe me. I'm worried about the law. No, that's, when I had my boy,
Speaker: When, when, when, when Cass was born, everybody was like, oh, I bet you scare when he gets grown and he calls you out to the oxygen. No, what I'm afraid of is the middle one. Yeah. Like your daughter, my daughter, my mini me, my fucking clone. Extremely dangerous. That she, she has.
Speaker: that is she she is she is the 100 % that the female version of me. She's she's as big as me. She's every bit I have no doubt in my mind. She's every bit as strong as I was at 13 years old. Did you just call me lazy? Yeah, she was lazy. No, I said you are the clone of me. Yeah, I know. What did you say after that? She's lazy. And I said she is me.
Speaker: She's damn near as big as me. You are - I heard him call you lazy. Beat him up. I called you a lazy punk ass. Good for nothing. Stunner him. You're the least who's out of this. Don't bring my dog into this. Well, gentlemen, it's about that time. I got to get something to eat. I agree. Maybe it goes big. I guess I'll go live on TikTok. I think he's not going to be home for like another two hours.
Speaker: I'm gonna go pick fights on TikTok since apparently Nikki and I live rent free in people's heads. I'll just say that I have been blocked. But now his little fat disgusting friends are creeping me and creeping Nikki and wanna
Speaker: Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. Never. And nobody's afraid of you being a wannabe biker and you being a biker in a part of a biker club. Yeah, I'm more of a biker than you. I'm sorry. As I said, one phone call. I have an electric speed. One phone call.
Speaker: Your chapter in Lancaster, Ohio won't even exist if I make a wound call, you pussy.
Speaker: I'm more of a biker and I have an electric scooter. You got a scooter. Calm down, scoots of anarchy. Calm down, scoots of anarchy. Speaking of scooters, you know they have scooter races that use my scooter. You're like wax teller. You're not Jack. Wait, what was the guy's name in Sons of Anarchy? Was it Jack Steller? Jack. Yeah, you're wax. Damn.
Speaker: Dax was a bad motherfucker, dude. I do appreciate it, Helen. We need to make sure that we are following each other so I can share your music show. Because as I've said several times, even before and after you and I got into a fight, I was a fan of your music show. I enjoyed it. I liked it. And I would absolutely like to share it. Not Tony's show, though.
Speaker: white support and whites. And let's be honest, she's got it. She's as white as they come. She's almost hillbilly. No, she's not hillbilly. Almost. She's almost transparent. Yeah. It's like a ghost. But no, I would like to
Speaker: If you don't mind, I would like to plus, I feel like if we start sharing each other shit, we're going to fuck a lot of people up. Really? Really? You can't believe I just said that. I'm just going to say really. I mean, come on. All the shit we've ever said. This is your first time here. Sorry. Apparently we're popping her nonsensical nonsense cherry tonight. She's never been here before.
Speaker: She's never listened to our show. She's never been a part of our show. We don't even know who she is. Who is this lady lady person? My bad. She's a translucent thing. She said trans fucking loosened. Yeah. She's going to identify as transparent.
Speaker: She's going to be a part of the LGBTQIRFZY -4574 101st Airborne. Oh, speaking of 101st Airborne. Hey, asshole. I know you're listening and I know you're watching. Happy birthday, Pops. Yeah. Happy birthday to you, Pops. I just said something earlier. Yeah. Today is his birthday.
Speaker: I think he's in the hospital. What? He's in the hospital. I didn't know that. Son of the year, folks. Well, no, as as I said, I have not had any interaction with any of them since we had our fight. And you know, when when when Nicki's dad had his heart attack, it got me thinking because
Speaker: You know, Tony, I think you and I came live. We were a lot. We came. Tony and I came live together. You know, I did. Tony likes a comeback story like Kim Kardashian. Tony and I were live on the anniversary of my mom's death a few days back last week.
Speaker: Right. And then with what happened with Nikki's dad and everything like that, I got to thinking, I'm like, damn, man, you know, the last conversation I had with my mom, we had a fight. And then the next thing I, you know, then, you know, a year later or whatever, I got the phone call that she passed away.
Speaker: And it got me thinking and kind of got me in a weird state of mind with, with pops. And it was just like, you know what? Nah, like, yeah, I feel like a piece of shit son. And I already know that I'm a piece of shit son, but, uh, nah, you, that, that, that argument in that fight was just deserved. And I think the other day you need to be the bigger person. I'm not going to be the bigger person in this situation, but I had no idea he was in the hospital.
Speaker: So pops, hopefully you're okay. I know you listen. I know you still watch. I know you still check out what we do. Um, but you're too busy liking the eaters, social media. Um, but, uh, hopefully you're okay. Hopefully the hospital visit was good. I want you to die. Don't die. Kids love you. I'm not going to keep the kids from seeing you, but.
Speaker: to you fucking be a man for once in your life. I can be just as stubborn. We're from the same family. The only difference between you and I is I protect, I've perfected the hard headed asshole shit. Anywho, appreciate y 'all listen, appreciate y 'all hanging out.
Speaker: Jeffrey, how would you like to end the show tonight? Oh, let's see. Give us a little something click therapy. We did that Saturday night, like, or was it Monday night? Yeah. You know what? I've divulged a lot of information that, that nobody has. It was Saturday night because Saturday night, Nikki and I proceeded to get drunk together and sit on the couch until four o 'clock in the morning doing our own little fun karaoke together and having fun.
Speaker: You know what, we're going to go with a little. But I divulged a lot of information Saturday night that you guys did not know about me. Yes. How did I, I, I absolutely, I absolutely needed it. I held onto that for our, for many years and it felt good. I don't regret it. I don't feel bad about it. In all honesty, it felt good. It felt really good.
Speaker: And I didn't mention any names. I didn't shit on anybody. I just, I, it felt good. I'll be a hundred percent honest. And in all honesty, as horrible as it sounds the night when Pops and I got into our big blowout. Should I feel bad about it? Maybe, but I don't because it needed to come out. Yeah, sometimes you just gotta. I've held onto a lot of shit for a long time and
Speaker: And it's a part of growing, it's a part of being better and getting your life together, getting your shit together. So, yeah, no, it felt good to finally have that courage to stand face to face and put them in their place. So, yeah, no, I don't feel bad. There was a small part of me that felt,
Speaker: They kind of regretted it, but then I was like, you know what, fuck it. Who cares? Judge me if you will. It happened and I'm better from it. Tony D hashtag, learn from your mistakes. I just seem to watch. Everything happens for a reason. You heard him, ladies and gentlemen. He just sits back and watch. That's why he's my number one fan on OnlyFans.
Speaker: I shout them out every month. If you had one, if I was on deal, if I said I haven't only fans, Oh shit. I didn't, I made that mistake when I talked about starting only bands. I was like, I'm going to go on my Tik TOK, my main account. I'm going to be like, I'm just going to start at all events. I was like, Holy shit. I'm not showing my pecker. Oh, we don't care.
Speaker: My camera doesn't zoom that far. The small little coronavirus. Hashtag TPG, tiny pecker gang.
Speaker: I do have a song for us tonight. It's the size of the fish. It's the motion in the ocean. It's how you wiggle your work. Or you know, you know, you know, like like Liam Eason said and and taken. Oh my god. I have a particular set of skills. I will find it. I'm sorry but but
Speaker: I mean, I mean, Tony is what he is, man. Don't judge him. But anyways, we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show tonight. Hopefully you guys had fun. We're in here doing what we do. Rocking out. Having fun, laughing. If you don't play that damn song.
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Speaker: We're going to end tonight. Tony, let me put Jeff's bedroom session in the, in the, in the, you know, TikTok's originally were only 15 seconds. I'm going to go get my mates. That's fine. I'm a fine guy. Six seconds, baby. Yeah. Oh God. Well, sorry. My bad. Vine. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm iron butterfly. And I got it to be that.
Speaker: Well, that is fine. I'm Iron Butterfly. On a note note, we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate you guys hanging out. Go ahead and check us out on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Don't forget to hang out with us live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays on YouTube and Twitch at 6 p .m. We come in here. We do our thing. You guys get the chatters box. Like you said, TMI.
Speaker: Uh, we do our thing. We appreciate you guys even in the chatters box. We love interacting with you guys. We love you guys being a part of the show. It's so much fun. And if you can't catch us live, don't worry, baby birdies, my bird's going to feed you.
Speaker: on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts at all at Nonsense Well Nonsense Podcast. Give us a follow, give us a like, and if you be so kind, give us a share. We greatly appreciate that. Help us grow. Let the world know about us. We're the realest motherfuckers that you'll ever come across. I guarantee you that. Jeffrey, what are we closing the show out tonight? Go ahead and look. Got a little blacktop mojo for you. Check them out anywhere you find their music.
Speaker: YouTube, Spotify, the whole nine yards, we're gonna listen to one of our all personal favorites, my girl. Yeah, nice.
Speaker: I hate myself so hard It's a clown way And when it's coming outside Nobody's there for me I can't see who I can ignore
Speaker: But see, don't call me honey. That stings like a meme. There's a music now. No words in between. And I guess you say, what can
Speaker: This way
Speaker: She took all my money And gave me back my name And she left me all alone And scared me to die
Speaker: Manga! Manga! Manga!
Speaker: I do like that song. It is the song. I'd like Mojo to wrap up the show tonight. We appreciate you guys hanging out like I said.
Speaker: Attorney Dean, my friend, congratulations and good luck to you in New York Knicks moving forward. Thank you very much. We'll see you next year in the playoffs. Hopefully. So I'm going to go ahead and rally behind the New York Knicks because that's my man's team and them. Hopefully they can get past Boston.
Speaker: They did beat the Cavaliers three to one. I ain't mad at it. You know, I just, I'm loving watching the Cavs build a team, quietly do their thing. So this is LeBron James exit. But anywho, we will see you guys Saturday night with a brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense. The boys will be hanging out doing what we do. And gentlemen, if we get to,
Speaker: Excuse me. If we get to it, I would like to take Tony D down a wormhole. Oh, lord. And Jeffrey, down a wormhole. You know, we started doing the fact or fiction, the true or false. Right. I have a wormhole of, it's not my type, creepy facts. Nice.
Speaker: multiple websites, multiple stories, creepy facts are kind of dope. They really are. And some of them are like, like super scary or anything like that, but they're just like, holy shit, that's weird. But I would like to take you guys down that wormhole Saturday if we get to it. And, uh, and gentlemen, I, I encourage both of you, uh, between now and Saturday,
Speaker: If you find anything, you come across anything, anything you want to share, let us know, Tony D, if you need to share something, I will tell Jeff to shut the fuck up. I will use his goddamn mic because I know he cut you off a lot. I'm cool. I'm going to be trying to be spontaneous like everybody else. I'm good. We're spontaneous is what we do. What are you doing?
Speaker: Hello, goodbye. But no, that's the only thing I had planned for Saturday night. So you know this drill. Join us Saturday night, YouTube, Twitch, 6 p .m., nonsensical nonsense, same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel, Jeffrey. What do you want to say to the people? Do this! Tony D and the words of our boy, the big dog. What would you say? A towel down.
Speaker: Nice. See, that's not a plan. That's how we roll. We kind of got it. Tony D, what do you want these motherfuckers to know one time? Mother hatcher, mother midger, motherfucker. There it is, ladies and gentlemen. And with that being said, be good. Or be good at it. Goodbye, motherfuckers. Hit the button.
Speaker: What's in the button? What's in the button?
