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Speaker: If I say I love anyone What's the price for being alone? Which bank do you own? Did you decide when you were told?
Speaker: Do you do it by -
Speaker: Do you do it by the love, or do it by the money? The poor guy young and the lazy kid love you Cash is king and you're the caster, honey Do you do it by the love, or do you do it by the money?
Speaker: Find the love, how you do it, find the money
Speaker: Oh yeah, a little blacked out mojo for you to start your Wednesday night. What's going on, everybody? If I give my voice back, that'd be fantastic. There we go. Yeah. Welcome to another episode of Nonsense. Hopefully you guys are having a good week so far. I'm Glick, hanging out with Jeff, as always. Looking like a serial killer currently. But it is what it is.
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Speaker: and then you can always email us if you'd like to email us. Podcasts at Email .com. Perfect. So, it is an early edition of the show. I didn't feel good in this early because it's daylight. Uh I know, right? Well, as we've talked about, I did start my new job this week.
Speaker: So I am currently getting up at four thirty in the morning. So. Yes, that is three days in a row. Yeah, exactly. So that is a lot earlier than what I am typically used to. Obviously, I have it'll take you like two weeks to get into the whole new routine. I mean,
Speaker: All in all, I get up pretty easily because for whatever reason, I have continuously always woken up at five. You know, like, no matter what, I wake up at five. Yeah. And I feel like, oh, shit, I'm late. And then I'm like, oh, no, I don't have to get it for another three hours. And then I go back to sleep and so forth.
Speaker: I now my alarm mile and that's without an alarm. So but now my alarm goes off at 430 and has literally given myself enough time to get up, take a morning shit. Get dressed and run out the door. Yeah. Lately, I've been I've been I've been sleeping, but I. Going through YouTube like crazy, dude, and I don't know what it is, but I've been going through the news like I read that.
Speaker: Speaking of the news, I thought you might get a kick out of this. I saw this just today. Do you know what the number one, two, and three songs are on Apple download right now? Figured you might get a kick out of this. I can hear Chris talking to his kids. I don't know if you heard me or not.
Speaker: no other door dash person the the the the the the the the the the
Speaker: Apple Play download, where you download stuff for iTunes. Sorry, couldn't remember the name. Number one, two, three, and eight are all the same song, different versions of Let's Go, Brandon. I kid you not. What? I kid you not. Number one, two, three, and eight
Speaker: are different versions of the song, Let's Go Brandon. They are all, and the number 45 five song on the top 100 via radio play is Let's Go Brandon. Nice. Interesting. What's going on, Michael? Michael asked in the chatters box, what are you grateful
Speaker: Well, I'm extremely grateful that I have all need to be have drama filled world where people play the victim and Act like a little baby I'm curious Yeah, just silly the past the past couple days I've just been Yeah
Speaker: But I haven't been on social media at all. My wife asked me, when are you going to do another TikTok video? I got friends asking. I'm like, yeah, I'll get to it one of these days. Yeah. No, I am. Honestly, I'm just talking shit. Mike Mike Mike does a lot about streaming on here and he does one of the I think Tuesday or Thursday or something like that. It does that. What are you grateful for?
Speaker: Um, and it's, you know, it's a lot of the same things people, which is, I mean, it is what it is. I'm grateful for my kids and my fiance and everything like that. And I'm especially grateful as we were just talking about that. I started my new job Monday and I am so happy to be back at the Ohio State University and doing and working there again.
Speaker: Yeah, they didn't take long for that to come out. So they, they've been having fun. Like a lead balloon. They're like, wait a minute. You're a Michigan man. He's like, I'll bring you for the paycheck. The benefits. Well, that's a buddy of mine commented the other day when, uh,
Speaker: I had posted that I started my first day there.
Speaker: He was like, oh, it's good to see you're finally rooting for Ohio State, not that other team. First of all, I think you've read that wrong. I didn't say anything about rooting. I am working. They give me a nice paycheck and they give me a very nice, very nice benefit package. Speaking of social media.
Speaker: A little segue. If you guys try to comment on Facebook and you're not being seen, go on to HapsTV slash nonsensical nonsense. I did, one of my friends said he commented on our podcast. It was on one of my Facebook pages and he's like, I got ignored. I'm like, well, I doubt we saw it because it was on this one. It wasn't on one of our main ones. So I don't know.
Speaker: But I said that it's not, we didn't do it on purpose, dude. But I just wanted to throw that out. Well, that's the problem that I've said before. When you.
Speaker: post to Facebook. Exactly. Yeah. It would come to mind. That's why I only, yeah, I only post to the nonsensical nonsense Facebook page and then I share it out from there because when you share it out from there, no matter where they click on it and start watching it, anytime they comment or whatever, basically direct them back to the, our Facebook page so that when they're commenting and everything like that. So when you, when you're sharing it out on the, your pages and stuff,
Speaker: you would literally have to have a device for each one of those pages. So you can see the comments, which is what I learned that on. I had to explain to my buddy. He was like, I commented. You guys never said anything because he was commenting on what we were talking about. The Alec Baldwin thing, I think. And I was like, dude, it's not that we were ignoring you. I promise because his points was valid because he's a major gun owner.
Speaker: And I said, it all comes down to where you were posting your comments. And he's like, he says, where should I watch? I said, go to haps .tv slash nonsensical nonsense. Find us there. Yeah, right. So Dave, if you're watching, that's where we are. What? But I have a question for you, sir. What's up? How often do you swear?
Speaker: How often do I swear? Yeah. Fuck shit. All the fucking time. All the fucking time. Right. Wait. Well, my series, one of my series of the weeks is a series on Netflix called The History of Swearing. Hosted by Nicholas Cage. And the first episode is the all time greatest swear word ever. Fuck. It is hilarious.
Speaker: However, uh, it does get a little bit woke in a couple spots when I was like, oh, you know, but other than that, hilarious. They did, they did, uh, fuck, um, dick, pussy, and, um, shit, which I, they, they actually showed a new way to say shit. And I, I thought it was hilarious. You know how.
Speaker: when somebody some some some women don't like the word cunt so they say see you next tuesday well nick cage showed me a new way to say shit sugar honey iced tea sugar honey and iced tea iced tea i feel really bad for nicholas cage that he got so fucked up in his taxi that he has to do not really
Speaker: a laundry list of horrible fucking movies. You can't turn down a movie at this point. Right. Oh, what the fuck? But what I've it took him him saying it three times before I put it together and I was like, I get it. It spells shit. But yeah, they they did. That's a that's a hell of a stretch just to say shit.
Speaker: It's it's it's like the see you next Tuesday thing when yeah I dropped my phone and the screen breaks and I'm like But really interesting because I give you the history of each one of these words I
Speaker: And one of the most interesting things on the episode of Shit, they talked about, you know, it derives from feces, of course, but they were talking about privies back in the day. Back in the day, a privy is basically a shitter. But back in the day, it wasn't just, you know, you see the pictures of outhouses and you see outhouses and movie stuff where it's literally just, you know, like a Porta John, but back in the day,
Speaker: They didn't have Porta Johns. They had like nine toilets where you would go sit down and you'd be sitting across from like, I have a good shit there, Chris. You know, literally have a conversation while taking a shit. So it was like a trough. No, well, yeah, it was all seats.
Speaker: Well, yeah, like when you go to the, when you, if you go to a sports sports event or something, they got that big, long trough in the men's restroom and all the guys are just, and it's, you know, there's no dividers. You're just standing there. It literally looks like bench seats on, on, on, uh, uh, around a campfire kind of thing.
Speaker: Yeah, it's just a bunch of holes in the seat. And I was like, that would have been genius back in the day because you were like, if you want good shit, push it out. That's number two. You know, but, you know, we need to have a conference, political discussion we're taking care of while taking a shit and the whole idea of privacy while taking a shit.
Speaker: did not come around until indoor plumbing came around in the 19th century. Yeah, I couldn't I couldn't do it. I enjoy my my privacy and you know, my that's that's that's my time. Just let me just let me sit and imagine how it would be like man. I got a shit. I got shit. Oh man.
Speaker: Oh, you got stinkin' here. I'm about to go behind a tree out here. But they talked about the history and the funny one I found was dick. And it wasn't always attributed to a cock. It was usually, it only,
Speaker: became attributed to a cock when people started calling riding crops, you know, what you smack the horse with, they'd started calling them dicks. It was, it was originally somebody's name. And it was, it was never, it was never been like, Hey, your name's Dick. It was never that. It was always, I am Dick. You know, it really interesting stuff. And I literally laughed out loud.
Speaker: What is this? The history of curse words? It's called the history of swearing. I'm sorry. Where's the debt? It's on Netflix. OK. And I believe it just came out too long ago. But I literally finished the five episodes. The final episodes. Damn, I didn't. I haven't watched that one because I was just like, yeah, I'm done. But I watched the first four episodes out of five and. I think each episode is like 15 minutes long.
Speaker: but it was interesting and I finished it in like two hours and that's with me doing shit, you know, I'd be like, I'll pause and go to take a shit. My second, and I don't really count that as a full series to watch or movie to watch, although it was funny. The other series I was watching, which I'm considering my real series of the week, is called Upload. And it's on Amazon.
Speaker: And it's really it stars the guy. He did the the. He was in the Scooby Doo movie, not not the Freddie Prinze Jr. one. He was the one where it was like the origins of Scooby Doo movie. Younger kid, he's like. I don't know, he's like twenty five. You know, good looking cat and all that. But the concept is when you die,
Speaker: Let's say you're dying on an operating table, you have the option to die normally, like you and I would die if somebody shot us now, or be uploaded into a virtual reality and you can live forever. And I've been seeing clips of it on TikTok.
Speaker: And I finally found out the name for it, and I was like, fuck, I'm going to watch this series. And it's 10 episodes, and I finished the 10th episode, and I'm pissed that the new season doesn't come out until next year. Because the whole concept is, this guy is literally trying to start something similar that's for free. And then he dies in a self -driving car accident.
Speaker: his girlfriend at the uh well he's he's in the operating he's getting ready to go he has a choice to go to upload or operation to fix his punctured lung and his girlfriend convinces you to sign the the upload but each company has a different one so you can do it like the AT &T brand which is like a safari all the time or this one the one he goes to is actually by horizon
Speaker: and it's it's really funny really cute and and uh what's really funny is they have what's going on martin they have technical support for you for when you're in this so like let's what's really cool is he wakes up the first morning and he goes to his mini fridge in his room and it says swipe left so he swipes and it goes from from sodas and stuff to chips then to coffees then to uh mcdonald's and to all this stuff and
Speaker: If you want those things, you have to pay for them. Well, if you're a millionaire, you know, proud of me to take your money. It's like you could take your money with you kind of thing. But he's actually on his girlfriend's plan so she can literally delete him. Oh, shit. If she wanted to. And at one point, she almost does. It's fucked up and so weird what you have like customer service, they call them angels. So if you're sitting there and you're like, uh, something's not working right. You'd be like, angel.
Speaker: And they'll digitally appear because they have an avatar. And he falls in love with his angel. And she falls in love with him. So it's this weird concept. It's really good. I'm not selling it very well. It takes place, obviously, in the future and stuff. But it was hilarious. And it was really interesting. And I'm pissed.
Speaker: that season two doesn't, the problem is there's a ton of CGI in it and, and computer effects and stuff. So, uh, they've already finished filming season two, but they have to add in all the digital shit. So it's not going to come out until like January, February, 2022. And I'm counting down the days already. I finished season one today. I watched season one today because you know, I started watching it, uh, early morning.
Speaker: And just kind of barrel through it because each episode it ends and you're like, fuck, I gotta find out what happens. And I just went on to the next episode, but it is on Amazon and it's really good. And when you see the guy that started, it's called upload. Upload. Okay. When you see the guy that the main character, you'll recognize him. He's been in a bunch of stuff, but he's not, he's not like, you won't know his name. Hmm.
Speaker: And the angel, the girl that plays his angel, she kind of looks like Zoey Kravitz, but it's not Zoey Kravitz. I can't remember her name. I looked it up. I was like, that chick looks like Zoey Kravitz. Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker: Marks and mark marks in the chatter spots. Welcome back mark from your hiatus, by the way He said holy shit, the Mexicans took his hair. They don't They do not fuck about I guess Because my son's getting all unruly and We found a pair of clippers for like ten bucks. So we bought a pair of clippers. Yeah, and we threatened to shave his head and
Speaker: And the other day I was just like, fuck it. I'm going to shave my head. I shave my head. My wife was like, what the fuck? I'm like, you said I needed a haircut. Fair enough. Yeah.
Speaker: I love you. Jeff's uh Mark said uh Jeff, I just need you to know. I love you and uh that he's like, hey man, you look good. So, you got that going for you. Well, as you see, Kevin got his hair shaved too. I got, I got done with mine and I had so much fun shaving my hair. Yeah, he's not a fan.
Speaker: He wanted his haircut like mine, which all I did was, you know, I just shaved my head and not screw him back out. I didn't shave his bald. I didn't take it. But, uh, he, he'd been, he was bothering me and hounding me about it and asking me about it over and over and over again. And, um, I finally did it. And he fucking loves it, man. He's like, ah, I love it. I'm like, oh, man.
Speaker: Uh, she didn't, she didn't seem to mind. She's like, you know, if he likes it again, you know, as long as just, yeah, as long as it's nothing crazy or anything like that. Typically I handle his hair. You know, that's I take him to the barber and.
Speaker: You know, whatever he, you know, I do all that stuff and he typically doesn't do anything too crazy with his hair. I was trying to get him to let me give him a mohawk and just not having it. I was, I was just going to say I'm contemplating doing Kevin's into a mohawk. I was Mark. I could do my own. I wouldn't, I would have done mine in a mohawk, but I'm terrible. I can't, I barely got the back of my head very well.
Speaker: Yeah, you gotta ask your wife to help you. I was bald, Mark, but since you don't ever show up anymore and you don't even care about me anymore, you missed it when I was bald. Chris looked like a penis on witness protection program because he still had the beard. So it looks like this guy is hilarious.
Speaker: Pretty much. But yeah, I shaved my beard because I had COVID and I had to get, you know, just shaved his beard because he lives in Mexico and the doctors went to all of three days of medical school and they're like, they're like, uh, your beard, if you don't shave it because it's in your beard. Well, it's like,
Speaker: My beard, I've never, you know, I wash it, but I don't really brush it. Oh, there we go. I think we're back. It completely froze up. I did the screen went black and that's weird. Marked over here trying to save himself. Click. You always look good to me, boo.
Speaker: You're already in the shit house, Marcus. Yeah, so it ate ass across the board. Did it pick back up? Oh, really? Yeah, Mark said it completely. He said our stream literally just ate ass. It's probably because I wasn't...
Speaker: Wasn't sucking the dick in the pants. And I'm not talking about cunt. I'm talking about the night. Mark said, no, don't be like that. I'm a loyal Glickster. But no, check out, check out upload. It's like I said, it's only 10 episodes. Um, also it's a series. It's a series. Yeah. I think they've actually, I think it's based on a Korean movie.
Speaker: or a Korean series because I was watching it on my phone on WatchSeries .HD. And when I put in upload, there was like four different ones, and one of them was a movie, so I might watch the movie. Mark, if you get a nonsensical nonsense tattoo, that would be awesome, and I would totally have to see that shit. Hell yeah, that would be our new logo. Jesus. I would look like that in a logo somehow.
Speaker: speaking of uh ten episodes your top ten list top ten one top ten solos or whatever i don't i have not spoke to pops i don't think he's going to make it tonight but i went on ahead even though i did not promote the show tonight because i came home and fell asleep but because of good thinking on my part
Speaker: I did sit in alarm. Well, I came home and I was looking for a picture. I was going to make a post for the show and I was going to put it on Twitter and I was going to put it on Instagram and all that stuff. And I started dosing off on the couch and I was just like, you know what? Screw it. I'm just going to take a nap. I'm going to, I'm going to take me a little hour now, but I had that hurt for me.
Speaker: Yeah, I have not heard from. Well, I could, I could take those little naps. Like I said, I had, I said it a lot the other day because I thought I was going to come home. Squid games, nonsensical version. Only the loyal ones would survive. We ain't got no money to offer you guys, but we can tell you. I mentioned squid game on here and then it went viral. Not.
Speaker: I'm just saying. I mean, it was already number one in the world, but, you know, even more viral to the point where every YouTuber on the fucking planet that is an entertainment site talks about squid. So you're saying that much like we saved Al Capone's house down in Miami.
Speaker: Exactly we gave squid game we gave squid game the nonsensical nonsense road down and Caused it to blow up and there's there's games on on roblox. There's video games that you can download on your phone and Mr. Beast is he I don't know if you saw that tick -tock he put out if at this video he broke a record on tick -tock he says if this video gets more than 10 million likes and
Speaker: I will recreate squid game in real life. Now I'm assuming he's going to use like paintball, but literally in under an hour and a half, 15 million likes, he broke a record for most likes in the shortest amount of time. And apparently he's doing it. So he's actually grabbing tick tockers.
Speaker: have you know decent viewership you know like yes they're not us we only have like what 3000 but if I have no idea more than more than 10 ,000 or something like that he's grabbing the I am more than 10 ,000 well you send him a message if you want a mr. douche game thing yeah exactly mr. douche canoe can I be a part of your queer games I mean don't my ass games well I'll tell you what you would kill in the tug -of -war dude
Speaker: Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Because I'd be the anchor? Because I'm a fat ass? No, I'm telling you, if you watch squid games, you'll totally get that reference. Yeah. Well, I will say this much about my new job. I am going to wind up slimming down because we walk, that campus is fucking huge. Oh, I bet. And we walk everywhere.
Speaker: Well, I think that's one of the reasons why I'm not bigger because where my wife's like, let's take a cab. I'm like, it's three blocks walk. Yeah, you're three blocks or five miles. Yeah, exactly. You know, I will literally walk all day. It doesn't bother me. I've literally walked from my house to the hotel zone, which is like a five hour walk.
Speaker: Yeah, I just do it because. Yeah, I mean, if you don't have to, why spend the money? Mark, you don't have to explain to yourself. Congratulations on third shift, I guess. Do you like it? As long as you check out the replay, as long as you check out the replays on Spotify, Acre, Google Play or Apple Play. That's good. I've done third shift. Third shift rocks.
Speaker: I was, back in the day, I used to work second shift. I worked, I've worked two second shift jobs. I worked two to 10 at the Hyatt Regency. I was in security way back in the day. I was like 18, 19. And I loved it because I went in at two.
Speaker: I got off at 10 so I could still get off work and go party with everybody. Yeah. And then, you know, it'd be like a Wednesday night and I wouldn't stumble into my apartment until... Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't stumble into my apartment until like... You still got six hours before you got to go to work. Yeah. It'd be like two or three in the morning and I wouldn't have to get up until noon. And I didn't even have to get up at noon. I mean, I usually left it like one for work. So...
Speaker: Yeah, it was great. And then the other one I worked on is a very similar effect, except for the fact when you're getting off work, the day is starting for everyone else. Yeah, exactly. I don't think I could ever do third shift just because I can't sleep right now. What's the sun? What's the sun? What's the sun comes up? I'm typically a week and it doesn't matter. I mean,
Speaker: Well, I worked at Step 2 building stupid rocking horses for eight hours on third shift. And you want to talk about an easy gig. Holy shit. Yeah. What's going on, Greg? Back then, that was when they let you smoke in the building. Yeah. But so I could literally smoke all night while I'm trimming toys. Yeah. And that's how it wasn't at the Hyatt. I mean, you can still smoke.
Speaker: You can still smoke in the hotel. So we'd smoke down in our office. You could go do your rounds and you know, you'd be at the bar and everybody was smoking. So you just, oh, I'm going to do rounds in the bar while I take a cigarette break. Or, you know, you'd go. If there was something going on in the in the conference or the.
Speaker: the banquet halls or whatever the hell you want to call them like a wedding or some shit. Stick your head in there. Pop into the way. What's going on? Let's make sure everybody's acting right. Oh, what you guys got to eat over here. Congratulations.
Speaker: I've been looking for a job down here because I'm about ready to pull my
Speaker: I'm a little going nuts. I'm I'm feeling it man. So as you know, I did find one but it's on hold because they're moving offices.
Speaker: But the problem is like, there's 45, 50 different security jobs I could take. But the problem is they want to pay like $400 a month. I'm like, no, no. Yeah. I mean, security jobs are super easy for the most part. So yeah, but the problem is they don't want to pay a dick. Well, that's like a good paying job. You got to have some skills or shit tons of experience. And, uh,
Speaker: 90 % of the jobs don't pay shit. Yeah. But yeah, the nice thing about this new job, man, is I'm usually home by like 3 .15, 3 .30. So I just go like this yesterday, Monday and yesterday, I just came home and jumped on the Xbox and played Call of Duty for about an hour or two. And then I ate dinner and watched TV the rest of the day.
Speaker: I am ashamed to say that the I don't know the the excitement or whatever for this show is kind of gone. And I'm just now starting to watch it. Right. But I was sitting here last night watching this show and I was crying. I was fucking bawling, laughing so fucking hard and practical jokers. Oh, really?
Speaker: Yeah, Summer is actually the one, when we went down to Pigeon Forge, she was the one that turned me on to it, and I was like, I'm not watching these idiots, they're dumb. And we watched a few episodes that I was laughing at, I was like, all right, and now it's on HBO Max, every episode. So I just started watching it from season one. And dude, I was bawling, I was crying so hard, I was laughing, my stomach hurt, my sides hurt, I was cramping up, these motherfuckers are idiots.
Speaker: Yeah, I was dying watching this fucking show and I was like, okay, I can I get how they pulled this shit off and like the first couple seasons But how they're still able to do it and people aren't like yourself. It's cute. Whatever, you know, it's Murr I don't understand how they're still able to pull it off like these guys. I've heard them on Like the morning show that I listen to and the guys are fucking hilarious. I just never watch the show
Speaker: and and it's just like how do you still pull this shit off because this stuff is so and they do it all like in jersey in new york or whatever it's just right it's not like you guys are so popular yeah you guys are so popular how do you still get what but man that shit that shit had me dying so some of those shit that they say to each other and that they do to each other
Speaker: The problem is I keep running out of shit to watch I
Speaker: Yeah, it's definitely and that's well, that's my problem. It's not so much that I'm running out of stuff to watch. I just get bored. Like, dude, I'm trying to watch Deadwood and as good as Deadwood is, I watch one or two episodes and it's like, I don't want to watch something else. I need a burrito. I don't want to. It's it's not it's not really a bingeable show. It's a great show. It is in the cast. And the cast is amazing to hold. It's one of the shows you have to watch every second or you're going to miss something.
Speaker: Focus so if anything takes your focus away you're like I had the same problem with designated survivor and house of cards You and pinky blinders and shit like that. You have to say 100 % focus because there's so many storylines so
Speaker: I totally get that, where after one or two episodes, you're like, okay, I need a break. Let's watch something stupid.
Speaker: Yeah, so in practical jokers, I was able to just go from one episode to another. It's definitely, it's really, I don't know, I know it's super old, I know it's been. Right, they've been around for a while. I know it's been out forever, and I'm late to the game, and I'm sorry for you fans that are in practical jokers. I'm sorry that I slipped on these four idiots, but when I tell you I was crying and laughing,
Speaker: Like if somebody would have came over here, they would have thought my dog died or something. That's the same thing. The nice thing about that upload series that I was just talking about is you don't have to 100 % pay attention. Obviously it helps, but I was literally cooking while I was watching it. So it wasn't like I was like, oh, I gotta stay 100 % focused. It's a nice show like that.
Speaker: Uh, I don't know if you've seen any pinky blinders really good show really interesting. If you're not watching 100%, 100 % focused, I want to watch it. I just haven't gotten the, I haven't sat down to try watching it yet. Pretty soon you should come in here and go fuck Linda and anybody watch. Well, because, um, it's one of those shows that, yeah.
Speaker: I already know that I've got to pay attention. I know it looks like an absolutely amazing show. And the guy who plays the main character, I love that dude. As an actor, I think he's great. He's been in some other stuff I've watched. So it's on my list of things that I want to start to watch.
Speaker: It's a good show. Like I said, the problem I have, I've literally just started rewatching it because as you and I were talking earlier, I'm a huge fan of Anya Taylor -Joy. I think she's gorgeous. And I just found out I've seen Pinky Blinders all the way through. And I just realized like two weeks ago that she's in it. And I was like, really? I've seen that show. So I'm rewatching it to find out where she is in it.
Speaker: Apparently she's one of the main, well, she's a secondary character's wife. Oh, this bitch is an alien. She's got a weird look. She's got a weird look to her, but with the right haircut, right hair color, gorgeous chick. But she's weird. Like you can't look at pictures of her online and go, okay, I get it. When you see her in certain movies in the Queen's Gambit, genius show.
Speaker: Uh, more of a mini series than a full series. Good show. But it was like, I didn't care about the show. I was like, on your tail of joys on screen. Cause I'm a freak. Yeah. I just, I don't see it, man. I don't, I don't, I don't, uh, Oh, she was that chick. She was, um, she was in split. Well, no, she was in the, in the new mutants. She was, um, yeah. Yeah. She was one of the main characters.
Speaker: well yeah the new mutants love that show that was genius i'm pissed that they're not doing a psycho series she was she was she played the bitchy chick with a weird dragon in the new mutants uh... also macy williams was in that and who is another chick that i'm like you can read the paper and stare at me i don't care uh... i literally i would it which is weird to say considering i watched her as like a ten -year -old on fucking game of thrones and then when
Speaker: the finals season of Game of Thrones was like, wow, she's hot. I'm like, wait, didn't I just see her, Tim? Yeah. You are a...
Speaker: man. You are you you are you are like an onion my friend. Yes, there's many layers to you and every time we feel one back, we scratch our heads and go what the **** What the **** is wrong with you Jeff? I didn't want to say it but the chick that plays the angel in upload, she's hot as **** dude.
Speaker: Then that's why you watched it. And at the end of the day, that is why you watch movies and television shows is because there's a hot chick. If there's not a hot chick in a movie or a show or a chick that you find hot, somebody in the show that I'm like, yes, he's attractive. I'll watch because. Okay.
Speaker: Again, every layer we peel it back and say... Look up, upload. The guy that's the main character, he did a couple episodes of How I Met Your Mother. They called him Scooby. And How I Met Your Mother. He dated Robin. He was in Scooby Doo movie. He was in... Oh my god.
Speaker: Yeah. That dude's everywhere. Yeah. Yeah. He is. Yeah. He's been. Yeah. What's a really big thing he's been in. He's been in everything. Yeah. He was. He he was in.
Speaker: There was a Netflix original movie called The Babysitter. It was like a horror movie that came out and he was in both of those. That movie is fucking, that movie kills me. The Tomorrow People, he was in one of those, he was in a couple of the Scooby Doo movies. The girl plays his girlfriend in Upload. She was the babysitter. But he was in The Flash as well. Yes.
Speaker: Yes. The TV series, Flash. Yeah. But if you scroll through the people that played in Upload, the blonde girl, I think she's the one from the babysitter. No. Yeah, no, that's not the chick from the babysitter. No? No. But the chick right next to her, are you on IMDB? No. I'm on. I just looked at the cast. Oh, Google. OK, I see the other chick you're talking about that you said looked like them. She kind of looks like Lenny Kravitz's kid.
Speaker: She's got the short pixie haircut and everything a really good show It's it's cute in its in its simplicity if that makes sense Yeah But it totally worth the watch I am in the dome I
Speaker: So slow. Yeah. Robbie Amell is Stephen Amell's cousin or something like that. The guy who plays the Green Arrow and Flash are in the Green Arrow television show. Yeah, right. Yeah, they're family.
Speaker: Oh, okay. Jeff. Mark says, uh, Mark says, Jeff, you can't understand how much I want you to run over to that scooter behind you and push it over. There's a scooter behind you. Yeah. The funny thing is there's like one, two, three, four. Well, if you count the Hayabusa, there's like four or five scooters and bikes within five houses of me because scooters are stupid cheap.
Speaker: There's a, there's a brand down here called, uh, to Cal. And it's like the, it's like an Italian brand, but it's, it's, it's stupid cheap. It's like you can buy a brand new one for less than a thousand bucks. These scooters. So buy them crazy. And you can buy a full on, uh, style motorcycle by the same company that is, uh, I think like 1500 bucks.
Speaker: brand new 2021 buddy. Mine's got one. They're, they're, you know, they're only like one 50 CC or two, two 50 for the big bikes. And, but the scooters actually, they're, they're quick. They'll do, uh, uh, like 80, 90 miles an hour, but they're everywhere. That one, that one is, well, that's a dynamo, which is another goofy brand.
Speaker: There's a couple different brands that are just real. They're all knockoffs of the Yamaha version. But they're stupid cheap. Uh, I I've been told multiple times by my wife, I'm not allowed to have one. Not because I don't know how to ride it because everyone else here drives like assholes. Well, there is that.
Speaker: Yeah, well, that's the biggest problem. I know people that ride them fucking things into the hotel zone with these buses that are really doing 120 miles an hour and it's changing lanes right behind you. And you're like, what the fuck? So, yeah. I don't want one anyways. I'd want one to literally go to the store.
Speaker: make up cigarettes. Yeah, right. That's the only reason I won. But I can't justify myself spending a thousand dollars on a scooter just to go to the store. Yeah, right. Jeff, if you love your fans, you totally take that shit. So. Any who, I think I do want to I know we get so sidetracked and so so off track. I do. I did. I did look up because like I said,
Speaker: Well, pops, pops and pops and joke got a lot of stuff going on right now. So I didn't want to, I didn't want to bother him. Um, I didn't didn't want to say we were going earlier or anything like that. So I do have a top 10 pulled up for today. And I've also got a top 10 pulled up for Saturday as well.
Speaker: uh so I will take over the role of pops top ten this week and then hopefully next Wednesday pops will be back with connection with the good internet and we can roll into his his top ten uh I think that's the worst part about pops is top ten lately is the fact is internet connection sucks
Speaker: Yeah, his internet connection has been absolute shit But real quick before we roll into the top ten and I am gonna steal pops his intro music Because you know, we got it It's the top time Jeff Jeff spent a whole minute and a half making it but um real quick shout out to the dog pound to my Cleveland Browns fans and
Speaker: Uh, that continue to allow me to post this dumb shit on the website, even the, or on the Facebook page, even though it has nothing to do with the Browns, but a shout out. Hopefully you guys enjoy it. Hopefully. Yeah. Hopefully you guys enjoy the show and, uh, you know, you check it out a little bit more, but, uh, with that being said, we got a big game this weekend on Halloween in Cleveland, the dogs.
Speaker: take on the Steelers. Oh, Pittsburgh. That reminds me. I gotta go buy candy. But uh, let's let's run to the fact that Holly. Oh shit. Cleveland's play in Pittsburgh. I gotta go buy candy. Son of a bitch. Well, let's go ahead and roll that uh, beautiful bean footage is Jeff. Let's go.
Speaker: Nonsensical nonsense presents real men with lack of genius. Today we salute you, Mr. I drive a dually for no reason. So it's your time to shine. Give us your top 10. I don't drive a dually. Yes, but if you had access to one, you would totally drive that shit. Don't lie, you know you would.
Speaker: Oh yeah. A hundred percent. If I had the money, if I could, if I could afford one and afford to put gas in one or diesel in one fuel, whatever. Yes. I would have mine. I would, uh, I'm not going to lie. I would a hundred percent, um, without it. So I've got, I've got a top. Yeah. No, with no, with no, with no thought. So I've got me a top 10 list here tonight because Halloween is right around the corner. Literally.
Speaker: Um, I decided to do a list of the top Ted scariest horror movies ever. Ooh. Now, uh, and, and, and, uh, I agree for them. I agree with, I do agree with most of this list, but, uh, this is a top 10 scariest horror movie horror movies ever. Um.
Speaker: according to rotten tomatoes okay so rotten tomatoes more or less yeah it is as far as movies go we have sometimes bias about some movies well that's like if rolling stones ever does a top 100 it's complete bullshit yeah exactly yeah i say it rolling stones go fuck yourself your top 100s are stupid when you when you really think about anybody doing a top whatever it's always opinion based
Speaker: Yeah. Well, well, this, well, this for brought tomatoes, like I said, it's the top 10 scariest horror movies ever. And it was voted all by the people. We, we asked you voted from demonic possessions and curse TVs to haunted hotels and killer clowns. Here are movies that scared rotten tomato users the most. Okay. Well, so it's a voting base. Yeah. So we're going to start with number 10.
Speaker: Number 10 is not the original, but the remake of Stephen King's It. Have you ever seen the original It? I've seen the original. Oh, it just says It, so I'm assuming that it's both movies. What's that? Tim Curry fucking rules.
Speaker: Yeah, Tim Curry was the man. But the the he's still alive. The kid, the kid who, however, however, when you say Tim Curry, well, he constantly mentions that on Twitter. He's like, by the way, I'm still alive. Barely. When you say the first thing I think of is clue. Yeah. Oh, I think Iraqi Horror Picture Show. I literally did not see that movie until about eight years ago.
Speaker: I know. I know. I'm a terrible movie. Well, Mark, calm down. It's number ten. It is number ten out of a top ten list. Mark's like, boo. It is soft.
Speaker: But I will say that Bill, Bill scars guard who, who took on the role, did a fantastic job. And if you don't know the, who the scars guard family is, watch true blood. Alexander scars guard.
Speaker: is about eight feet of sexiness. That is a good -looking bat, man. All three brothers are pretty popular actors, and their dad is a really popular actor as well. Their dad was in the girl with the dragon tattoo. Love that fucking movie, because I think the chick's hot.
Speaker: So it comes, yeah, it comes in at number 10. Everybody knows what it is with Pennywise the cloud. We all float down here. Come on, Georgie. You know, number 10, Georgie number 10 or number nine. And I actually really liked this movie, but I also like the guy who is the character in this movie is insidious.
Speaker: I've never heard of it. Which has Patrick, Patrick Wilson in it. Patrick Wilson, if you've seen the Conjuring movies or any of the Conjuring verse, he plays, he plays in the Conjuring movies. He's fucking, I can't think of his name, but it'll come to me. But Insidious is a supernatural thriller about a young boy who falls into a coma and begins to channel a male violent spirit. The bare bones of the story weren't the most groundbreaking, but frequent.
Speaker: but frequent collaborator Lee Wannell infused it with compelling enough mythology that it spawned three movie installments.
Speaker: Juan also stated that Insidious was meant to be something of a corrective to the outright violence of Saul, which compelled him to craft something on more of a spiritual level. And the end result is an effective chiller featuring what is frequently regarded as one of the best jump scares ever put on screen. Insidious, like I said, it's about a little boy who's in a coma and like a demon or something starts to come about.
Speaker: Crazy crazy good movie and it does have some serious jump scares as as a fan of horror movies and I grew up on them. I love them. I still watch them to this day. If most jump scares don't get me because I see him coming a mile and a half away, right?
Speaker: but insidious, get you so wrapped up in the movie and then out of nowhere, BAM! And it's like, Jesus Christ, I just shit myself. Yeah. I am, I am a fan of being on the end of the jump scare that scares someone, but I'm not a fan of jump scared.
Speaker: Uh, my wife is very good at getting me, but if I get her, she's fucking furious. Yeah. Oh, I, I, I get the kids. My first words out of my mouth is fucking Jesus. She's like, I'm like, yeah, I, I, I all the time, I all the time get the kids because I'll just walk into a room and I, and it's surprising me that at this point they don't know it's coming. So I'm just walking the room when they're all in there and I'll just stare at them.
Speaker: And they're like, what, what, what do you want? What are you doing? What are you doing? And I'm just like, they all jump and scream at me. Yeah, I have not seen it. It's a good movie. I'm not I'm not I'm not a huge horror fan. I mean, I'm working in. Well, it's it's it's it's more of a thriller than a horror, but it's really what the story itself.
Speaker: which I'm more into than than the story itself is what gets you wrapped up is what sucks you in and pulls you in. That's what I mean. And then that's what I said. That's that's why in that movie that the jump scares work in that movie, because you're so wrapped up into the into the story and everything like that. And then out of nowhere, it's just like, boom, gotcha, fucker.
Speaker: It's like oh you son of a bitch you did get me. Now I have to go change my shorts. I should have put a diaper on before I watch this movie. I will I will remember that I'm gonna hand out diapers to meet the wife and the kids and we're gonna watch that movie. Mark Mark said yeah Insidious yeah Mark said Insidious is fucked up and the demon at the end had me under my bed. Right that demon was fucking crazy.
Speaker: Number eight. Another good one that I really like that I didn't think I was going to like from 2012 sinister. But I've never heard of sinister either. Sinister has Ethan Hawken and it's about a house possession.
Speaker: Uh, even Hockley is a true crime writer who moves his wife and kids into a house where the family where the previous family was murdered only discover the new place might already have a rather evil tenant.
Speaker: I think I saw the trailer for it. The writer, Robert Cargill, was inspired to pin the script by a nightmare he had after watching The Ring. And the story does share a minor similarity with that film with the creepy snuff film angle. But for many who saw it, the dramatic reveal, the dramatic reveals and creepy set
Speaker: pieces far outweigh any recycled genre tropes that might have been present. Plus there's at least one report out that there says it's the scariest movie ever made. And it really is, it's another mind fuck type game, our type movie. It's a thriller, it's a horror movie, but it draws you in and it holds your attention because the movie, yeah, the story, the story,
Speaker: Developed so good in that and then once it gets to like the what the fuck moment and kind of the revelations of Things they just they just come at you bam bam bam bam and all hell breaks loose really good movie Definitely check it out. That's the insidious at number eight number seven now Not
Speaker: Considering some of the movies that are above the number seven movie, I think it should be a little bit higher, but number seven is the one and only, Mr. Michael Myers himself, Hollywood Scream Queen extraordinaire, Jamie Lee Curtis, 1978's original Halloween. And we all - Since I recently just watched it for the first time,
Speaker: I know you shit all over and I want to punch you in the eye. I did. For the simple fact, it's literally he. I see where they're coming from. Like, I'm sure if you watched it when you were younger, I'm watching him for the first time at 40 going, why is he just standing there? That's creepy. He's more creepy to me. And that's what it was. Yeah, which is what I'm sure made it scary. But also, I'm watching on noon on Wednesday.
Speaker: now again what now watch your mouth no i'm not saying it wasn't good i'm just saying it was like not west craven but it's a john carpenter movie and john carpenter is one of the horror mount rushmore icons
Speaker: So, West Craven, John Carpenter, George Romero, and I don't know who the fourth would be, but those would be my top three as far as horror movies go, or horror type directors and writers and stuff like that.
Speaker: I guess you can put Stephen King up there because I mean, Stephen King is he's really good at what he does. Stephen King is really good and he doesn't even always write scary and horror movies. That's the thing. Well, Stephen King wrote The Shawshank Redemption for fuck's sake.
Speaker: yeah and you're like where's the scary i mean except for the prison rape shit yeah but yeah and like i said everybody everybody knows what what halloween is if you don't know what halloween is you've lived under a rock for the last 50 years uh it's one of the original slasher films yes um with the um it's not even like something happened to this guy that he was like i'm gonna get revenge no he's just fucking free he's just a lunatic
Speaker: Yeah, he's just and I do agree with you that the doctor. The doctor's a piece of shit. And as you get more and more into the movies, but I mean, it was it not only was it one of the original slasher films, but it kind of set the precedents for four movies as a whole. You have you have the you have the bad guy who is an unstoppable force.
Speaker: You have Jamie Lee Curtis as the first, as the final girl, probably one of the first final girls. And I'm going to say the first, because I know there's going to be. Maybe not. We're not that big, but at some point, some point, some horror buff is going to come back and say, Oh, in 1952, uh, Sonya divine player. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But none of the dead was after Halloween.
Speaker: I believe. Really? No, because they're showing it in the first movie and it's in black. Well, oh, well, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Second moment. Sorry. The beginning of the second movie, they're showing it. But, um, but yeah, I mean, but yeah, I mean that basically that the unstoppable killer in the final world that have been ingrained in horror movies. I mean, it's, yeah, cause Freddy does the same thing, you know, or it's, it's, he's obsessed with this one person. He just can't kill.
Speaker: And the franchises is still going after over 40 years for Halloween. I'm literally watching them just so I can watch Halloween Kills and actually go, I get it.
Speaker: Well, don't you got to watch you got to watch. I have to watch them and I have to watch them all. I'm going to watch them all. Well, like I said, you can you can you can you can skip like four and five. No, because I think like the curse of Michael Myers and stupid shit like that has nothing to do with the fucking series whatsoever.
Speaker: I mean, even when they did H2O, yeah, even when they did H2O, Jamie Lee Curtis was in it. So it still had a connection, even Halloween resurrection as bad as it was, still had a connection.
Speaker: right to halloween resurrection wasn't that bad i think that's what it was called with with buster rhymes not that bad of a movie but still had a connection but these last two halloween movies every time you say buster rhymes i'm gonna lose my mind laughing at it i'm like hey i i gotta give my man credit buster rhymes
Speaker: Bust a rhyme straight up, square it up against Michael Myers. It was putting that working on his ass for a minute. I was like, damn, go ahead, what was that?
Speaker: It's like the one time I wasn't reading Michael Myers on, I was like, you didn't bust it. What was that? Oh, shit. Yeah, you did, homie. You should have known. Shoot a rant, dude. Shoot a rant. Hell of a fight though, bro. Hell of a fight. But the last two installments of the Halloween movies have been fantastic. And this last one, Halloween Kills. Right.
Speaker: man there was two really cool aspects in that movie um i don't want to i don't want to spoil it for you i'm sure most people who yeah most people who like the movies have seen it but there was two really really cool aspects of that movie so my kid was sitting there and telling me i'm like shut up dude i haven't seen the first
Speaker: Yeah. Shut up, bro. Number six on the list. I'm not a fan of it. A lot of people are. I'm just going to kind of breeze past it, but the ring. Yeah, I wasn't a fan. Although the scary movie people and affairs on them making fun of it. Funny fucking thing. Yeah.
Speaker: It's it's the rain is actually a remake of a Japanese movie, Japanese story. But yeah, yeah, I just didn't care for it. Wasn't a big fan of it. Number five on the list. We all know this movie. We all know this man. We all know the story. So it's based off of loosely based off true events. Mm hmm.
Speaker: and I have to say I've met the guy that played when what's her name? Allie Beale. She was in Texas. That version. Yeah, that's another one.
Speaker: That's another one that's got a very extensive franchise. Good movie. Family of inbred hillbillies. Got goofy ass son. Inbred cannibal hillbillies. Yes. Got Leatherface, who plays the main bad guy, chops peoples up, cuts their skin off, wears it. As I said, it's loosely based on a true story. It's loosely based on Ed Gein, which was a
Speaker: Not really a serial killer, but he did kill his mom. They think, or no, he didn't kill his mom, but he killed a couple of people, but he was more of a gray robber who peeled the skin off of the off of bodies and made lampshades and all kinds of different shit. So that's kind of where the idea of Leatherface came from. Yeah, that's kind of where that's kind of where. Yeah, that's where the idea of leather of Leatherface came from.
Speaker: But number four on the list, we spoke of the man earlier, is 1980s. Jack Nicholas is a crazy son of a bitch. The Shining. The Shining. Red Room, Red Room. That is forever and ever and ever. That is such a mind fuck of a movie, obviously.
Speaker: Everybody knows what the shine in is. We don't have to really dive too much into that. You know, a family goes to Colorado to, to, to, uh, be caretakers for a haunted hotel. This, uh, Stanley hotel. Is that what it was? Yeah. Yeah. I don't remember. This is a real hotel. Yeah. Um,
Speaker: The kid has psychic ability. The Shining, I think is what they call it. Jack Nicklaus loses his mind. The crazy thing about that movie, Kubrick, and I cannot think of the mom's name. Shelly, is Shelly Long? Yeah, I think it was. The crazy thing about that is that in that movie,
Speaker: A lot of things happened that she had no idea it was going to happen. And she was truly, truly terrified. Like terrified that chick on a day to day basis to get the best out of her. And I was like, dude, I would have walked that motherfucker. I love. I love Kubrick films, but if he would have pulled that shit on me, I'd have fucking.
Speaker: She was truly terrified in that movie. It was kind of crazy. And Jack Nicholas solidified himself as one of the craziest motherfuckers on the planet. Because I swear that Jack Nicholas, that's just him in real life.
Speaker: Yeah, he played and and and a little bit of It's it's a mix between that and a little bit of a one flew that movie's nest that movie's yeah He's a he's a legitimate psychopath. Yeah but um What's the next one number number three on the list?
Speaker: which is a series that I kind of slept on a little bit but I'm glad that I finally got into the universe. It's 2013's The Conjuring. Okay. I did see that one. Based on and again Patrick Wilson is in it. Yeah. He plays it's basically The Conjuring universe is
Speaker: Ed and Lorraine Warren, who made themselves popular in the 70s, I believe it was, by being some of the first paranormal investigators. They did exorcisms and stuff like that. And the conjuring follows
Speaker: Uh, I was trying to, they put so much extra nonsense in here. It kind of, it kind of, um, follows their exploits. Yeah, it follows there, but this, this, uh, this is inspired by true events, uh, based on the experiences of real life paranormal investigators and Lorraine Warren, uh, the Warren's best known for their work in strange cases.
Speaker: that inspired Amityville Horror. They were part of the whole Amityville. You had The Conjuring, The Conjuring 2, The Devil Made Me Do It, Annabelle, The Nun, basically Ed and Lorraine, and I believe at this point they have both passed. They have an entire evil.
Speaker: Museum ish in their basement for like they have the Annabelle doll and stuff like that
Speaker: That's creepy at all. Yeah. Well, it was, you know, they they were able to take them from their cases. Me being a huge paranormal guy, I know the warrants quite well. I know I know a lot of their work. I've read a lot of their stuff. Right. And it's it's it's it's it's it's intriguing to say the least. Whether you believe it or not, I mean, it makes for good stories.
Speaker: I, for one, myself personally, I believe it. But again, being that I'm. I don't know if I do. I've never done any real research on it or watching anything about it, except for the movie. Yeah. Well, being that I am big into paranormal stuff and I believe in ghosts and different things like that and whatnot, I enjoy that kind of stuff. But number two on the list.
Speaker: 2018s. Hereditary. I cannot remember if I've seen this movie. I don't know if I have that. I know my kids have. I know a lot of people said that it was incredibly scary. But it's a dark family drama about the nature of grief couched within a supernatural horror film. Horror film. Tony Collette earned a spot in the
Speaker: uh and uh pathathon panathon pant pantathon whatever uh of great oscar snubs with her slowly ratcheted up to 11 performances as the bedeviled mother annie but the movie's biggest shock came courtesy of well we won't spoil that
Speaker: Um, but I, I, I don't really know. I don't think I've seen hereditary, but it's one of those movies that is on my list. I just haven't had an opportunity to see it. I think it's another supernatural paranormal type thing. Okay. And number one on this list, which in my opinion, definitely deserves it. Okay. Is 1973.
Speaker: The Exorcist. Yes. Damn good movie. Yeah. And for those of you who don't know what The Exorcist is, it's basically a movie about an exorcism. Little girl is possessed. Her head spins around. She pukes pea soup out of her mouth all over everybody. She fucks herself with a crucifix. She spider walks. Did she spider walk in that movie? Was that the original spider walk?
Speaker: I don't remember. I don't know if it's the, it might be the original. I don't know. And I believe that that film was. Yeah. Yeah. That was like one of the first scenes she like comes down and she just standing there and she just. Just starts messing.
Speaker: Yeah. Which they made fun of in the scary movie. They did it. Yes. Yes. Yes. Well, they they did a couple of references to it in the scary movie. Yeah. The beginning of like scary movie. But no. Yeah. Well, what's her name? What's her name from? She did that Russian doll. She was in American Pie as well. The mom grabs her and puts her nose in it and it's her newspaper. Fucking hilarious.
Speaker: I'm slightly upset that my movie, my number one horror film is not on this list. Not that this movie, not that my number one quote unquote scary movie is scary, but it's a damn good movie. It's Christine. Fucking love that movie. Well, if you, if you, if you, I mean, see Stephen King, Stephen King did make the list twice, twice.
Speaker: Yeah, but I think if you if they I think I've never seen the woman in black mark I think if you wanted to jump into the Stephen King universe, that would be a whole nother we could do a top 10 Stephen King movies. Yeah, which would be a whole nother redemption because it's the greatest movie ever made.
Speaker: I don't know who'd be number one of Stephen King movies. But like I said, The Exorcist, excellent movie. Still scary. I'm 40 years old and that movie is still scary to me to this day. I've seen that movie a couple of times and every time I'm watching, I'm just like, damn.
Speaker: Yeah, it's just it's a scary movie. So it's not to fuck around. So I think I think out of that, you know, there was actually a pretty solid list. Yeah, I kind of liked it. I got it earlier and I was like, yeah, actually movies are like this, which is very rare. You know, I would I would take the ring out and.
Speaker: probably put something else in there and and I would move Halloween up a little bit higher. I don't think Texas Chainsaw Massacre in the ring should be above Halloween, but that's just my own personal feelings and my own personal thoughts. But well, yeah, the problem I have with the ring is like, you know, I never thought it was just a dumb movie. It would never. I mean, like, why would you A, watch the tape? B, if you didn't watch, you're like, this is a stupid tape. It was it was it was just.
Speaker: it's just a dumb movie. I just, I didn't like it. So that's why I just kind of breeze past it. It is what it is. But I wanted to, I wanted to look up the top 10 because Halloween is right around the corner. So I wanted to kind of make it Halloween related, but uh,
Speaker: I don't necessarily agree or disagree with the list itself because it's the height of horror movies for me is Christine. What I like about this list is the fact that it's generated by multiple sources, not just one person.
Speaker: this is voted in as opposed to this is what I say I mean I mean personally if it was me number one would be evil dead because Bruce Campbell is a genius as Ash
Speaker: Bruce Campbell movie with I am Bruce Campbell or something like that. Yes, where he played I Love the Evil Dead movie. I know it's terrible. I know the I know it's cheesy It's bad
Speaker: I love Bruce Campbell and I actually just watched the first Evil Dead the other day and then I watched Evil Dead 2 which was essentially just a remake where they tried to make the original a little bit better than the second a little bit better than the original but then last night I watched Army of Darkness where he goes back into the medieval times and Bruce Campbell is such a fucking tool but god damn it I love those movies
Speaker: there's nothing scary about him it's it's literally you can watch it with a three -year -old go watch this movie's funny and they're like I know it's not supposed to be scary well it is but it's not
Speaker: Yeah, he's phenomenal. He kills me. I don't know what the worst movie ever would be, Mark. Mark has to twist the worst movie. I mean, worst movie ever, like horror across the board. Across the board or? Worst movie ever is... Jesus. That's a tough one.
Speaker: yeah it have to be worst movie based on genre because i mean there's some really fucking bad movies out there well however but i like that movie ever is mono's hands of fate i've never even heard of it
Speaker: It's a really bad. But it's not even good enough to have Bruce Campbell in it. But I'm not a good person. Yeah, I'm not a good person to ask like what the worst movie is because I love the B movies and the C movies and the D movies. I love the rust.
Speaker: No, shut up. Sorry. It was out there. It's a little soft knocking over the fucking wall. And on that note, we're going to kill this camera. I literally was watching stuff about it today. And we're going to, we're going to take a break. We're going to let Jeff rewind and refocus. We will be
Speaker: There's a world going round Some empty secrets told There's a whisper in my hand Everybody knows Everybody knows Everybody knows
Speaker: We'll be right back after a little blacktop mojo.
Speaker: Say all the lies that you said You can tell me the truth now, honey
Speaker: In the closet the angel blows A skeleton the weight of the world And I can tell in your sleepless eyes You carry it wherever you go Or wherever you go
Speaker: You can't tell me the truth now, honey Darling, I won't tell Darling, I won't tell Don't run away, my love
Speaker: Oh, nobody believes you Say those are lies that you said You can't tell me the truth now
Speaker: Darling I won't tell Hell yeah Well blacktop mojo for you I'm gonna tell shout out to those guys They were actually They were actually live the other day on Facebook I Know I missed it. I was doing my I didn't do but but it said post is like it said I
Speaker: Blacktop Mojo was live and I didn't read the was. So I went on and I started commenting and I'm like, why aren't they acknowledging me? And I was like, oh, yeah. But anyways, sorry about that. Welcome back to the show, guys. Welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense. I'm still Glic. He's still Jeff. We're still hanging out together. Shout out to Blacktop Mojo. Thank you guys, as always, for letting us use our music. You guys don't know who Blacktop Mojo is.
Speaker: Go check them out. YouTube, Spotify, wherever, just go stream the shit out of their music, tell them that nonsensical nonsense sent you. Make them scratch their head and go, who the fuck is nonsensical? Oh, it's those idiots. I literally, that's why I literally mentioned us on their live, but like I said, they were live at the point when I watched it, but I was waiting for that to go through.
Speaker: Uh, also any, while you're, while you're checking those out, while you're checking those guys out, feel free to check us out. Jesus. I can't get words out. Yeah. Oh yeah. I'll explain to you in a second why I'm so cluster fucked right now, but anyways, I was. I don't know if you heard it, but my daughter literally stood right here next to the mic and screamed at my son who's halfway down the street.
Speaker: and I was like, what are you doing? My daughter's at that age where she doesn't realize the volume of her voice. Yeah. But, uh, but why are you checking out our guy's black top mojo? Check us out as well on social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, tick tack, uh, half's TV, YouTube, Twitch, Twitch.
Speaker: Jesus Christ, we're basically everywhere. Yeah, we're actually where the only place we're not on is. Can't remember the page or the thing only because I can't figure it out. Yeah, but go check us out. Go give us a follow. Go give us a liking. Why are you doing that?
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Speaker: Now, Wednesday nights, we do have a time change, but we'll get into that later on down the road. Not necessarily here tonight. So, go give us a thumbing. Oh, shit, I fucked it all up. Go give us a thumbing, Jeff. After you get done thumbing Jeff, give us a like and a pound. I finally dressed as a grinder, too.
Speaker: You said you wouldn't tell anybody. My bad. That's a big secret from last Saturday. We were talking about Spilla D. His Chris got caught on Grindr. I was on Grindr, offering summons. Yeah, so I was like, well, my whole order is fucked up.
Speaker: from from my door dash tonight. Oh, man. That sucks. So, I I'd ordered a little place like Chipotle down the road. It's called Hot Heads. Which I love it because they're they're better than Chipotle. I've never had Chipotle. So, I'll pick your word for it. Oh, I don't know. Chipotle wasn't wrong when I was in Ohio. And I don't know if you guys have one down here. No. Um but um but but anyways, so I had
Speaker: Okay. I had ordered a soft taco because I knew that it was going to show up while we were going live. Apparently they sent me a crunchy taco and it's corn, corn tortilla, crunchy taco. Which is not a real taco. And I was like, I was like, oh, we're on break. I'm just going to scarf it down real quick. Well, then I went unwrap it and it was just mush. So I was like, fuck. I was like, well, let me go throw it in the microwave and I'll mix it all up and I'll just eat it. So it's like, I can do that. And then I can eat real quick while we're on break.
Speaker: So I was finishing up eating, and I was like, shit, I need to grab a couple more beers. I go and grab more beer. And as I'm standing out there getting beer out of the fridge, I hear the song, and then I'm like, oh, come on, guys. Yeah, you know what? It comes down to you pick the shortest song in Blacktop Moja's lexicon. Yeah. And I was like, yeah. Because even I went upstairs to go to the bathroom, came downstairs, yelled at kids for two seconds. And then I was like, damn, the song's almost over. Fuck. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, you know, they have a couple of those songs that we play on here that they're like, uh, songs over and you get ready. Oh, I'm just kidding. Here we go. Yeah, it's, it's a weird concept. Them doing that. I don't know what it is, but I did bring up rust. Uh, did you, I don't know if you caught the news.
Speaker: Jeff, I just want to say, I swear to God, I swear to God. Five rounds were found on set. No, I was not going to go into the Clinton thing, but it's how you bring it up. No, no. Over 500 rounds were found live rounds were found on set. I thought you were going to go into the Clinton thing, the sexual pedophilia thing. I don't know if I believe it because I've only seen that on ticket. I was getting ready to say, calm down, Kevin.
Speaker: I don't want to go down that road until I hear it on Fox, at least.
Speaker: As much as I love Kevin Hawley, he has become a complete sellout when it comes to conspiracy. Jones, what's his name? His last name is Jones. Oh, the conspiracy guy. Alex Jones. Alex Jones, yeah.
Speaker: Kevin Ollie's becoming the Alex Jones of small podcasts. Yeah. Every time I find something fucked up like that, I send it to Kevin. So, uh, people that listen to the Kevin Holly show, I'm the reason why you're getting all the good stories. Yeah. He said it to you. You'll just shit on me. He was like, Oh, Jesus. Yeah. I will just verbally.
Speaker: punch you in your dick. Yeah. Well, which is why he, I did see the thing about the, the, the Clintons, but I, like I said, I, I don't know if I believe it because they said, they said the same thing about Paul Walker. And they said the same thing about like a couple of celebrities that, well, I don't know. Have you heard about the Joan Rivers conspiracy theory? No.
Speaker: but she just asked on TMZ or some shit, she's getting ready to go into this house. And she's like, well, Michelle Obama's a man. And then she goes in for routine surgery and dies. And I was like, well. And I don't know if you've seen the new meme.
Speaker: I don't know if you've seen the new Donald Trump meme. Donald Trump will concede the 2020 election if you show him a picture of Michelle Obama pregnant. I don't necessarily believe them because
Speaker: As much as Fox News likes to shit on stuff, they haven't shit on it yet, so... Let's go, Brandon. Well, anyway... Yes, before Jeff... Makes me...
Speaker: Yeah, we're going to be doing this and all of a sudden you're going to see me show up behind Jeff and smack him in the head with that scooter behind him. Shut up. I got to go back to Ohio. I got to be at work at six. It's only two hours. Oh, here's a taco. I bought 30 of them. You can have one. I do have some new stories for you. Excellent.
Speaker: come on man did you get
Speaker: Ouch, Mark. Mark said, here's a conspiracy theory for you. There's a guy who steals wives called Juan. So you got Bob, you got Bob fired up. He's got the nonsensical nonsense fueled up. Yeah. He's not sensible nonsense. Filled up, fired up, ready to rock and roll. He's got a stolen fish sticks.
Speaker: and his sex horses. Yeah. And we just spent $10 billion filling up the bus. Oh, we're gonna, oh my God. Let it go. Never. Let it go.
Speaker: We are on a political common terrorist show. I'm not. I'm just, I'm stating a fact and facts don't care about your feelings. Let's uh, let's get on the plane, Jeff. You motherfucker.
Speaker: Well, uh, Mark, there's, there's one Mark says we should get together for an episode and have a few years. There's one problem with that. Jeff lives in Cancun, Mexico, and I live in Ohio in the United States. And I don't know how well, you know, your geography, you know, but there's several thousand miles between us. But to, to kind of, to kind of feed off of my top 10, see, this is how I operate Jeffrey. Okay.
Speaker: The top 10 list of scariest movies. Number one was The Exorcist, right? Right. Well, we're going to go hang out in Italy for a minute, where apparently, according to Father Gin Mateo Raggio,
Speaker: exorcisms have boomed during the pandemic. That's one way to get rid of COVID. Speaking of which, you know, some pharmacies are denying people Ivermectin even though it's been prescribed to them.
Speaker: Yeah, because people are assholes. So, anyways, Father Gian told a conference in Italy that exorcisms have increased during the pandemic as people believe that a malignant force is behind the coronavirus.
Speaker: Mark said, hey buddy, listen here. If you love him, distance is only a number. Love knows no bounds, buddy. Yeah, but he lives in Mexico. He can come here. Maybe he lives someplace cool, like Australia. Yeah, where everything is trying to kill you. So I can go fight a kangaroo. Can you just say that so you can go fight a kangaroo?
Speaker: two birds, one stone. He jumped with Jeff Kanger his ass. So anyways, Father Jean, he said that exorcisms have moved during the corona pandemic. The Italian Catholic priest has claimed some people believe that a malignant forces behind the global health crisis, and that the feeling is particularly strong among those who have been badly affected by COVID -19.
Speaker: Gene told a conference of exorcist priests in Rome, we have seen an increase in the request for exorcisms because the pandemic has made people more vulnerable to the idea that Satan or some evil entity has taken over their lives. People have fallen into poverty. They found themselves suffering from anxiety and depression.
Speaker: They feel that their lives no longer in their own hands, but in the hands of a malign force. It's a big crisis, Jeff. It's a big crisis, Jeff. That's a quote.
Speaker: Gene also describes some of the dramatic changes that take place in people who have been possessed by demons. He said people speak languages they have never spoken before, even ancient tongues like Aramaic, Latin, Greek and Hebrew. They're able to levitate off the ground or they vomit objects like nails and pieces of glass. That is a hell of a way to end that story. Yeah, they ended it there.
Speaker: They just, they just ended it. I should probably proofread these stories. Wait a minute. You got to give us a little more information. Well, uh,
Speaker: Mark said, swamp people will be crazy like that. So, Jeffrey, I've got to ask you, as one who has had COVID, dealt with the effects, dealt with COVID and is currently dealing with, I swear to God. I'm going to get a political damage.
Speaker: Did you feel like you were possessed by a demon? Only when I was in a bathroom. I was like, did you? No, actually, no. Did you anal assault yourself with a crucifix? I wouldn't say it was that bad. I mean, I think it's somebody looking for attention. Although I'm pretty sure I didn't vomit nails or glass.
Speaker: I didn't vomit at all. I literally was just like not hungry. And, and lethargic. There's a nice word for you. Uh, I wouldn't say I was like, Oh shit. Walk towards the light. You're saying you wouldn't, you wouldn't compare. I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wasn't, I wasn't a priest hood going, I need a, I need an exercise.
Speaker: Well, I just mainly just felt like shit. So normal day. I just see this story. We don't talk a lot of COVID on this show. But
Speaker: I don't know where we're going for this story, so we'll just hang out in Italy because I hear Italy's beautiful and we can get some authentic Italian food while we're here. I don't know. Hopefully, hopefully Bob can behave himself and we don't have a Bob story next week about some dumb shit that he did in Italy. But breaking news, we need like breaking news sound.
Speaker: COVID sufferers, COVID sufferers are told to eat hula hoops in a quack remedy. You know the hula hoop is right, Jeff? Yeah. Well, it says coronavirus sufferers are being told to eat hula hoops.
Speaker: to beat the disease as medics express concerns over the rise of quack remedies. That would be it. COVID -19 sufferers are just a piece of plastic. It's a plastic circle. It says COVID -19 sufferers are being told to eat a hula hoop to beat the disease. Health chiefs are concerned that the battle to wipe out the respiratory illness is being undermined by quack remedies.
Speaker: That would be a quack remedy because, uh, Hey, number one, when I had COVID, it was, I wasn't hungry. So eating a, eating a hula hoop was obviously not on my mind. You know, we've already got that though, that one quack remedy that you, that you stand by. It worked. Damn it. What's that? What's that medicine? It worked, but it worked. It's been a month and COVID is still kicking your ass.
Speaker: No, I'm fine now. It was a week. I can't taste or smell anything, but I'm fine. Well, I know because I was, I caught it like on a Sunday. And by the time we went live on Wednesday, I was pretty much done. No, you weren't. You sounded like shit for like two weeks. Go back and listen to the episodes. Oh, I'm sure. But it says one woman said that she had been told to snack on the crisp
Speaker: to increase her blood pressure after corona left her with the last two health issues i don't know what the chris bar other men surrounding the virus include avoiding like a cracker or a cookie when you just follow the crackers slang because it's british slang we must be in britain fucking idiots yeah we are we're in england fuck i'm glad we decided to stay i'm glad we decided to stay in europe christmas yeah i'm glad we decided to stay in italy
Speaker: So maybe, maybe, maybe not hula hoops exactly, but maybe something called. Yeah. No, it says, well, let's, let's, let's, let's dive into this. Yeah. Other myths surrounding the virus, including avoiding such foods, such as avocados. And, uh, yeah, I don't know what that is. I'm not even going to say it and medics for your social media rumors could be harmful for those suffering from long -term COVID.
Speaker: Also, myths included ivermectin. And anyways, the NHS England's medical director, Professor Stephen
Speaker: I see the look I'd be like. Poke, poke, poke. Excuse me, why I poked the bear. I don't know if it's the safest topic to have a conversation about. Yeah, Eaglin's medical director, Professor Stephen Palace said, the continued spread of misinformation around cures or quick fixes for the long coat for
Speaker: for a long COVID is putting people at risk from ineffective, exploitative, and even damaging treatments. Spending thousands of pounds on a trip to a resort in the Alps will have little effect on anything other than your bank balance. And following fad diets and injecting antioxidants is unnecessary and potentially harmful if not administered correctly. This website just
Speaker: end stories. They just did this website that I'm reading these stories from. They just shirt, pull the break stories over. Oh, Chris are the hula hoops like the hula hoops. So Chris hula hoops are it's like the toy that kids use or is it a food? I think it's like a circle, circle, circle. Mark is English. Yeah, Mark would know.
Speaker: I thought they were talking about hula hoops. No, I think hula hoops is almost like a pretzel. Man, I don't fucking know. Oh, you know what? I guess I could have looked at the picture and apparently it is chips. Yeah, I'm an idiot. Screw it. I'm not the one who's. You said crisp. When you said crisp, I was like, why are we in England? But literally, the story says COVID sufferers told to eat hula hoops in a quack remedy.
Speaker: Again, I should read these stories, but I read ahead. Well, you know, not that I'm any better. I just read the headline and send it to you. You send me a screenshot of it. You don't even send me the actual headline. Find this, find this article and read it.
Speaker: Yes, it is. It's a potato chip. OK, well, fair enough. You can help us out earlier in the game, Mark. Thanks. Now I just look like an asshole. That's why we kicked your ass. That's why we that's why we don't kick your bitch asses. England, because you you call shit stupid things like hula hoops. Just call fucking potato chips. Well, assholes on chips. They think french fries. Yeah, I know that. Yeah, I don't like England. But British.
Speaker: stop confusing the rest of the world with your shenanigans and your bullshit. Fuck is wrong with you people? I was looking on Amazon here for a hula. This fucking ivermectin is not working. I'm gonna go get a hula.
Speaker: Chris, I hate 13 hula hoops today and I feel fantastic. I'm full. That's fucked up. Don't tell too many people that joke. Any chips. And yes, Casey, it is wizard. Mark, you asshole. What are you saying?
Speaker: He said, he said, Biden's doing a great job for you, Mike Trot. Let's go, Brandon. Oh, man. I love that kid. Again, I don't know where we're going for this next story, so we're just going to continue to hang out in Italy and get fat. Oh, yeah. Get some gelato. But, dude, I love you, man. You're awesome.
Speaker: Well, Halloween's right around the corner, as we've said a couple times tonight. Right? And M &Ms, I guess we can come back to the States for this. M &Ms has launched a new campaign. It is the Scared Responsibly campaign amid concerns people could be fatally frightened this Halloween. Hello, land of the snowflakes. I was going to say.
Speaker: Well, apparently we're getting canceled across the board because my website just froze. My whole phone just froze. Biden has locked us down, kicked us off social media. Well, anyways. I don't think anything frightened me to death.
Speaker: In all honesty, well, I guess, I guess someone chasing me with a knife, which once again, I would like to do it. See what happens. They really do. You're going to need more than that knife. I don't know what's going on with this website. So yeah, just scare responsibly folks. Cause you're going to give people heart attacks.
Speaker: Yeah, it was it was a I wish it when the photos up because it was
Speaker: actually kind of a kind of a cool story. I can't. Yeah, I can't get anything to work on this website. No, no, no, no, no, I just the website just like crashed on me.
Speaker: It's not a website that I used before. I just found it tonight when I heard that's me uh yesterday when I was looking at my back ticket when I take it out. Fucking uh one of the other candy cam. Yeah. Uh candy companies, fact check M &M's shut it down. No, I was. Marzons. Marzons M &M, right? I have no idea.
Speaker: Oh, I got it. Oh, I got it. Nope. I don't get it. Just kidding. Oh. Just kidding. Just kidding. Marzons, M &M, Snickers, Milky Way, and I want to say Baby Ruth, something like that. But Hershey's is probably getting on there going, oh, fact check about motherfucker. Yeah, right. Fact check to shut out of this whole world. Hell yeah. Well, I like a good peanut M &M though. Where the fuck is my refresh button? I don't like regular. I don't like regular M &Ms.
Speaker: OK, I give up. I don't like regular M &Ms. Is that weird? Yeah, I like the peanut. Yeah, I like the peanut M &Ms. I love it. I win. Ah, suck it. Other handy company. But so anyways, yeah, so Scary Responsible Campaign launched by M &Ms because you could fatally frighten somebody. Cardiologists have warned people
Speaker: have warned people could be fatally frightened this Halloween. With spooky fun limited last year's, with spooky fun limited last year because of the coronavirus restrictions, people are expected to go all out on a, shut up Jeff, on Halloween this year. I know you got three COVID stories tonight, alright buddy? Calm down. No, but that makes sense because last year, well, I mean, we did stuff here, but,
Speaker: He still went trick -or -treating here. Yeah. Well, that's because you're in Ohio for a Republican run. Yeah. But people are expecting to go all out on New York.
Speaker: I'm not there chief. Anyways, people are all week, all week since Sunday. I've watched nothing but the news and, and very little TV. Casey would like to ask if you're worried about your hair, not growing back.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: OK, I'm just going to give up all that story. But so don't scare people this Halloween because apparently because last year's coronavirus people are weaker than they were before. But on a on a on a sports note on a sports note, there was a guy who did a tick tock. It was like top five running backs and going into week eight or whatever.
Speaker: And, and I know you won't get this, but anybody who listens, that's a sports guy. But he listed off the, the, the, his top five running backs and his number two, he was like, and number two, before I get to number one as Stephen A. Smith's receding hairline. Stephen A. Smith is a sports commentator, a sports guy. And that motherfucker, every,
Speaker: Every day his hairline gets farther and further. He doesn't have a four head. He's got a six head. Mark said, Halloween's canceled there. They just throw candy at anybody who walks by at their head. I just do that anyways. Joe said that Nick Gates looks a lot better than you do. I mean, this is.
Speaker: think we're gonna do the same thing we did last year we're just gonna keep it in the neighborhood because there's 62 houses 63 houses so we just kind of bomb around the neighborhood and that way we don't have to go anywhere we just we have all the kids meet at the pool and then we start with the house closest to the pool if you want to participate turn on your lights
Speaker: I mean, you guys could be do a relatively easy community thing with so many houses in there. Well, that's that's what I mean There's a lot of kids like all every every house here with the exception like three has kids And and my buddy who lives His kid I think this will be her first real Halloween she's I think she's two or three and
Speaker: So, um, I haven't talked to him about it, but I think he's gonna go ahead and make sure she gets dressed up and whatnot. Last year, she did it in a stroller and she didn't know what the fuck was going on. Nice. But, uh, but we, we originally planned on going as the different phases of Keanu Reeves. And then I got the bright idea of Shave Main, Kevin's head, so. Go, uh, go buy some wigs.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, tell, tell, tell Bob we're done in Italy. We're going to come back to the States. I got two more. I got two more stories I want to do and we're going to come back here to the States. Okay. So let's go. Tell his drunk ass because I know he was drinking the Italian wine. Meanwhile, your fat ass was eating pizza. Hell yeah. Lasagna and spaghetti.
Speaker: I'm trying to conduct a fucking show over here. You two animals are actually ridiculous. I can't take you to anywhere. Nice. I was over here talking to the priest about Covid. I was like, okay, got it. It's a demon. Everybody is a demon. Can I get a couple bottles of that holy water? What are you drinking there?
Speaker: a priest because I want some of that. It's a demon. Well, I don't for the enough. I don't for the COVID. Yes. Let's let's let's let's do a feel good story. Shall we please? I need it. Let's jump on the nonsensical nonsense. One word going to Yuma, Arizona. Yuma heard that name before I've heard of that town or city or whatever it is.
Speaker: Okay, fair enough. If you say so. I don't know where, but I've heard it. Because, uh, headline says, uh, that's okay. We started at six, Joe. And, uh, we already, I figured, uh, I know you guys got a lot of stuff going on over there. So I figured this week I would handle the top tens, uh, tonight and Saturday. So no worries. It's all good.
Speaker: Um, um, you, my Arizona Marine vet foils Arizona robbery by grabbing the suspect's gun. Oh, is this a, he was on the news. Well, here we go. The gas station won it. I think I've seen the video. Okay. Here we go.
Speaker: A U .S. Marine Corps veteran who disarmed a teenage robbery suspect at Arizona gas station by grabbing his gun said he was doing what needed to be done. James, and I do apologize, sir. I'm not going to do it because I don't want to disrespect you. Not that you'll hear this, but if you do here, I don't want you to get pissed off because you crowning psychopaths in the Marine Corps are nuts. So James said he was talking to the clerk on Wednesday when a gun pointing suspect
Speaker: I've entered the store with two companions. It was definitely not what I was expecting, but you always had to be ready for that kind of stuff. James told the human son. James now an army Yuma providing ground civilian employee. I don't know what the fuck that is. I don't either. Apparently his job. A army Yuma proving ground civilian employee.
Speaker: OK, James, if you hear this, please reach out to us and educate us on that. He's been interviewed by like CNN and Fox and shit like that. He doesn't. We're cool people. I've seen the video. I don't know if you've seen the video, but the video's on there. No, I haven't. Because this dude points a gun and our boy, our hero of the story here, turns around, doesn't think twice, just grabs a gun.
Speaker: and the guy, the gun wielder's buddy falls over himself trying to get out the **** door. Yeah. Like somebody had butter or soap or something on the floor. He's falling all over himself trying to get out the **** door. It's alert. Well, James, if you happen to hear this, if you'd like to come on the show, I'll get you a twenty -four pack of crowds. Hell yeah.
Speaker: were, but, uh, James, uh, James said, I scan them or what the hell, uh, said the suspect and his companions were looking at the clerk, not him. I scanned them for any other weapons and didn't see any James said, I knew he was my guy to my guy at, at the point I knew he was my guy at that point. Okay. So yeah, he knew the super kid later, so to speak.
Speaker: Yeah, James sprang with a suspect, grabbed the gun and hit the suspect in the bag with him or hit the suspect in the face with a bag of drinks. Yeah. James said he then held the suspect behind at gunpoint as his two companions ran away.
Speaker: I guess I was just in the right place at the right time, James said I was doing what needed to be done. The 14 year old suspect was booked into the county juvenile justice center on charges of armed robbery and aggravated assault. The other two suspects were still being sought. He didn't snitch on your boys, but you get your ass kicked for being a dipshit.
Speaker: Yeah, but once again, the video. This dude, he does, he does too. He scans, he kind of gives a quick, you see his head do this. Just kind of quick look around. And then grabs a gun before you know what the fuck's going on. And you're like, damn, dude, dude is spry. He's not a young man, this James guy. He's probably five, maybe 10 years older than we are. And he just like doesn't even think about it.
Speaker: It's what the fuck it's on tiktok. I think it's on tiktok. I've seen the video like nine times. Yeah. And not on repeat. It just keeps popping up on my feed. Nice. Well, I do have I do. I do have definitely I do. I do have one more story news for wrap up news.
Speaker: Yeah. I'm gonna stop. Jeff and I. Yeah, I already got you Wendy's man. I got you a chocolate frosty. I got you an extra large chocolate frosty and an extra large fry so you can dip them sons of bitches away. Yeah. I got you covered man. The windy style of the road is open late. I want to double double. Alright, I got you.
Speaker: Well, Ohio is Ohio is currently printing new license plates. Okay. You know, they've, they've had the license plates for a long time. Well, yeah, we've had the red, white and blue one for a long time. We've done the right banner, the right one, the right brothers ones. Well, they're bringing back the right brothers. Why is he split in honor of the right brothers are from Ohio.
Speaker: A lot of great people from Ohio, a lot of presidents, astronauts. The first guy who was on the moon was from Ohio, you know, stuff like that. Nothing, nothing to brag about. Holly Berry is from Ohio.
Speaker: every time she's on screen, I tell my wife, she's like, yeah, we know. I'm like, I don't care. Jeffrey Dahmer. Yeah. I think, I think Ted Bundy spent some time in Ohio. I don't know. Anyways, Ohio printed 35 ,000 wrong Wright brothers license plates. Oh.
Speaker: Columbus, Ohio, the capital city. Like the third largest city in the country. Did they hand them out yet? Well, Columbus, Ohio, Ohio printed out 35 ,000 new license plates before realizing that Banner depicted on the plate was attached to the wrong end of the Wright Brothers historical first plane, the Wright Flyer. So there's a
Speaker: Well, the flyer, the, the, it's one of the, I would not be the one to be like, I'm riding first. Yeah. Well, yeah. So I guess they put the wrong banner on it. I don't know. Uh, but state officials acknowledged the error immediately after the new plates were unveiled, unveiled on Thursday, realizing a photo of the corrected plate, but a state spokesperson spokesperson person said on Friday,
Speaker: that 35 ,000 plates were already printed. WGB and ASTV reported. And what? No, they said we will recycle. No, they will recycle the 35 ,000 plates that had been printed. It is too early to know about if there will be any additional costs.
Speaker: said Lindsay Bearer, Assistant Director of Communications with the Ohio Department of Public Safety. The new license plate illustrates both the rural and urban parts of Ohio with a banner that reads birthplace of aviation draped across the horizon. But the banner which should have been trailing behind the plane was attached to its front. Yeah. It was the right banner, just the wrong placement.
Speaker: Yeah, it was wrong placement. But the new license plate does look really cool because one side of it has like a cornfield. And then there's a river. And on the other side where the river is, you see like a city skyline. And then you got the sun setting in the background. Because if you go anywhere in Ohio and you don't see corn, you're not in Ohio.
Speaker: But it's a cool plate. I mean, but yeah, it just kind of cracked me up. I've seen that the other day. That story popped up the other day and it made me chuckle because it's kind of an Ohio thing to happen. Yeah, I was going to say that's so Ohio. But it all comes down to it's the only reason they changed it was because somebody was like, hey, in the banner supposed to be somewhere else.
Speaker: oh shit well i mean that's that's that's kind of a huge mistake when you yeah but i mean but i mean i would i didn't even know the right one had a banner you know what i mean well no it's not it's not it's not the right no it's it's the plane so right all it is is it's the plane that the first plane that the right brother is used and then they put a banner on it they just put the banner in the wrong place
Speaker: I don't think that the Wright brothers had a banner on the, the, the, the, when they flew that first plane, right. It's just, they wanted to use that plane because, you know, it's in the, you know, Ohio is quote unquote the birthplace of aviation. So you want to incorporate that every state has their, you know, their, their license plates and they incorporate. Yeah. Things on it. So Indiana is the land of Lincoln and all that fun stuff. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Uh, Joe, we started at six because I get up at four 30 in the morning now and I did not want to start at eight and go because we have a tendency to go over. I didn't want to be going over and it'd be super late when I went to bed. So yeah, so we're, so when's Wednesdays, I think we're going to start going at six from here on out Saturdays will be the normal time.
Speaker: Uh, the normal Saturday shenanigans. Um, but, um, yeah, I just wanted to do six on Wednesday. Uh, just, just, just because of my early schedule now. So, and yes, I heard I was going to be an uncle again. Uh, I'd rather talk about call COVID and politics with Jeff than talk about that, but it is what it is. Uh,
Speaker: But anywho, that is the news with me. Hopefully you guys enjoyed it a little bit. There was some COVID stories, which I'm sure Jeff thoroughly enjoyed. So all I have to say after my news is clap for that, you stupid bastard. Oh, clap for that, you stupid bastards. Jeff will be coming back. I think we'll
Speaker: I'm gonna start getting into the uh wrap -up process so I can uh eat my dinner and uh you feel better? Oh my god. My back teeth were floating. Yeah, you know, it happens. I've gotten up. I've gotten up several times and just went to fried chicken. So, yeah, well, I have to actually go all the way upstairs. Gonna have dogs in the bathroom. Yeah. But, you know, just uh go off, go off to your
Speaker: all my neighbors watch no uh saturday we got done on saturday and i uh what people don't understand about doing a podcast is is since we talk for two plus hours three usually uh your your mouth gets dry if you don't drink something yeah and i drank almost a three liter that's why i have beer yeah i drank like a three liter of coke on saturday in the three hours that we're live
Speaker: And so I got done, and I swear I must have gone to the bathroom like 50 times before I fucking went to bed. It's like every time I turn around, I'm like, man, I got to piss again. So that's the whole, the only problem about the podcast all the way down the stairs. Well, I have that problem, but it's because I'm drinking it. I've already broken the seal. So I go lay down and I have to piss 27 times.
Speaker: Yeah, it's the same concept like Saturday. I didn't break the seal. I broke the seal today when we were in break. I was like, oh, I'm gonna check it while I'm doing this. And now I had to go again.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. I was literally floating. But I'm looking for. Yeah. No way you were gone. I was just. Yeah. Why you why you wanted to go for our chicken? I was just explaining because Joe asked why we started at six.
Speaker: So I was just explaining that with my new job, I have to get up at 4 .30 in the morning. So I don't want to be on here until 11 o 'clock at night because we all know, as we've said a hundred times, when we get done with the show, we're still amped. You know what I mean? We still have that little bit of energy that... Yeah, you still... I mean, literally, we finished Saturday and
Speaker: Neither one of us wanted to finish. I mean, you did an aftershow. And if my wife wasn't having a conversation after the podcast, I'd probably join the aftershow. Let me tell you about the aftershow. Oh, yeah. I didn't get a chance to watch it. It's on YouTube. Let me tell you what my dumb ass did. I was having an argument. So I figured as much. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, we, we get off the podcast. We end everything. You know, I go through my routine and then I start to, then I go into the after show. Right. I'm sitting here. I'm listening to music. I'm playing black top mode. Oh man. I'm just having fun. Summer starts messaging me. Joe starts messaging me. Where are you at? What do you do? I said, I'm alive. And they're like, where at? I said, I'm on Haps. We don't, we can't find you.
Speaker: I look at the computer. I'm like, well, there I am. There's the music playing. Cause I was just playing the videos and I happened to look up into the top right corner.
Speaker: And I did not hit the goal line. You go, how come you're fucking conversating with me? What the fuck? Yeah, like, yeah, it was exactly what I was like. Well, I guess I'll just hang out here and listen to music while I wait for people to show up. I mean, it kind of surprised nobody showing up, but OK, whatever. And then I was like.
Speaker: where I'm at? I'm live on Habs. How do you not know where I'm at? And I look up and I was like, God, you stupid motherfucker. That's hilarious. So I uh. No, I clicked it went live and then I go and then I started to live out. I kind of break it down. They're like, yeah, I'm a fucking idiot. This is what happened. I yeah, so I actually I went live on Habs for a little while and then uh
Speaker: I ended that and then I went live on TikTok for a little bit. And as you and I just kind of slightly discussed, I mean, going into my new job, I was super stressed. So I got off TikTok and then I just sat here and drank beer for a little bit and... Well, starting a new job is most, I don't know,
Speaker: Well, it wasn't even a job that I was stressing out about it. Yeah, well, I obviously know why you're stressing out. But starting a new job is actually kind of nerve wracking. I mean, I was excited. It's exciting, but it's also like, am I going to be working with some fucking asshole? Or is the person I'm working with going? Well, I will say this is about the group of guys that I am working with.
Speaker: and facilities at the Ohio State University. Let's just say we are a lot alike and have a lot of similar views and beliefs. So I fit right in. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's the one thing about the job I was telling you about.
Speaker: is postponed because they're moving on. It sounds like everybody there is like me and you. I mean, this guy really told me in the phone call, he's like, we're not woke. I was like, oh, I'm going to love it there. And the kid I'm training with, and I probably shouldn't call him a kid, but I know he's several years younger than I am.
Speaker: Right. But he's I'm quote unquote training with him. Right. And but as I said, after the first day I was with him, I really don't need to train. But, you know, you got to go through the motions. I'm warning that I'm I'm warning to learn where everything is. Right. Because the university is so fucking well, it's not all that, but the university is so fucking big. And I worked in with the medical center.
Speaker: Before, and I was in outreach, so I wasn't I was across the. I was I was across the street from campus. Essentially, I was across the whole intention. So, you know, we did the outreach buildings that weren't on campus and then we did all the little doctors offices around Columbus and whatnot and whatnot.
Speaker: Um, okay. So it's not, uh, you weren't, you weren't spread as thin as you are now. Yeah. Uh, but right now I'm on campus. So I'm like on the university campus and it's fucking huge. And right now I'm fighting the urge. No, we walked everywhere.
Speaker: So I'm fighting the urge to not go exploring because we have several buildings on site that are 100 or more years old. And like yesterday, we went down pretty much. Well, yesterday we went down into the tunnel system, which is underneath the buildings, which was so fucking cool.
Speaker: Dude, you go under the sun, and it's over 100 years old. And we had this tunnel system. And the guy I was with, we walked to the end of the road. He was like, I actually don't really come down here. And I don't know where this goes. So let's just turn around. And I was like, no, let's explore. He was like, you should probably turn around. He was like, let's just turn around and go back. And I was like, what are you scared of? I was like, all right. Yeah. But it was super cool down there.
Speaker: Yeah. Come on, pussy. Come on, pussy. You can do it. Hold your hand. Much like Scooby -Doo, let's investigate. Let's search for clues. No, there's a lot of really cool things. You don't get that in Cancun because Cancun is only like 60 years old tops. Yeah. Well, and as I told him, Cancun is 58 years old and I'm like, yeah.
Speaker: Well, and as I told him, you know, I used to when I when I worked when I lived down in Charleston and I worked for working, I covered downtown Charleston. So I got to go into a lot of the houses and stuff that people only got to see from the outside. And being the Orkin man, I got to go into the attics. I got to go under the houses. I got to go everywhere and anywhere I wanted in the houses.
Speaker: And, you know, so I got to explore, but, you know, I find that kind of stuff so cool because, you know, be in the fact that, you know, you and I have that construction background, uh, the old, um, the old building. I mean, they all, you know, sucks. Just mind blowing. Yeah. Sucks. I can't join. I'm at work. Who is at work and who said they can't join?
Speaker: Oh, Nick, my Brewster. Oh, hey, Colby. I wasn't getting my comments. Hey, old boy. What's going on, bro? Take ownership. No, I had just had to refresh Facebook.
Speaker: Uh, you know, I love, I love the old architect architectural designs in the houses and there's, there's, there's a lot of buildings on campus that this morning, and because I get there so early, it's dark. And it stays dark until about 8 o 'clock. So we were walking over to the 1st building to start this morning. And as we were walking up on this building, I was like, man, this building looks so fucking cool. It looks like a castle.
Speaker: And the guy that I was working with, he was like, you should see the inside. And I was like, well, let's go inside. He's like, don't worry. We will. He goes, I'm going to show you a few buildings before long that you're going to absolutely love once we get inside of them. And I was like, oh, you know, I'm like a kid. I'm like a kid on Christmas. I've always wanted to go to, like, wrong. I've always wanted to go because it's, like, super old. Ugly. Jeff looks like a mole rat. Well, hey, pretty girl. Summer's here. She comes in. She doesn't even say hi.
Speaker: Uh, she doesn't even say hi to anybody. She's just like, Jeff looks like I'm more ugly. Oh, and he, and he shaved his head. She just knocked the hell out of her head too. But, um, but, um,
Speaker: But, you know, you know, not only not only the buildings are old and I like the architectural and the designs and the woodwork and everything like that on the inside. Again, the paranormal wannabe ghost hunter kind of. Yeah.
Speaker: uh neon light goes off in my head and goes whoo i wonder if there's ghosts in these built -ins yeah well that's what i said today my son is literally counting down the minutes until the new ghostbusters comes out looks good it looks actually really good and it and apparently it's um they're glazing over the
Speaker: the girl version as in like, it didn't happen in this universe. Yeah, it didn't happen. So, I'm sorry. Paul Rudd looks fucking hilarious in it. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't know yet. I'm curious. The movie does look really good. But yeah, like today we was at work and I was like, I'm just going to show up here one night in the middle of the night and just adventure through these buildings. And they're like, yeah, good luck with that. I was like, I just show them my badge and say it's official maintenance business and go about my business. And they're like, yeah, okay. Grease the wheels. Yeah.
Speaker: this uh you may not know this but this is actual lubricant uh for the uh the the louvers like i like old buildings like that i'd love to go to like the Notre Dame and shit yeah it has Paul Rudd in it yeah Paul Rudd looks hilarious and the fact that i love the old buildings he actually shows the kids news footage
Speaker: Yeah, the new footage they showed on the original movies. Well, the kids in that movie are supposedly Egon's grandkids. Well, the girl, the main character, looks kind of like Egon. Yeah, she's got the glasses and everything. Yeah, she looks like she could be. And it's directed by Ivan Reitman's, not Ivan Reitman's, the guy that played Egon's kid.
Speaker: Oh, is it really? Yes, it's Jason. Jack? Jack or Jason? I forget. But it's Reitman's kid. Who the hell are you? Who the hell are you asking over there? It looks like you're asking that question to somebody beside you. My neighbor's backing up his car way too.
Speaker: Um, but, uh, yeah, it looks pretty cool. You know, like I said, the guys I work with, uh, they seem like a pretty cool group of guys. The guy I'm training with, uh, we've, we've both shared a lot about a different, a lot of different things yesterday. Yesterday we got on the fantasy football talk.
Speaker: And yesterday he just handed, he just handed me my phone. He was like, here, look at my fantasy football league and help me if you can. And he's like, he's like three and four and two and five. And I was just like, ouch. And he's like, well, you're seven and oh, and you're a fantasy league. So I figured you could help me. And I was like, oh, I can definitely help you. Um, there's no doubt about it. So today we were talking.
Speaker: Yeah, so today we were talking about it because in fantasy football on Wednesdays is when you get your next matchup and the projected points and all this stuff. So I was fixing my lineup and I made the comment. I was like, oh, I got my lineup all set and ready to go for Sunday. And he was like, yeah, I need you to look at my lineup. I was gonna ask you if you wanted me to check it out before we left Friday. He's like, yeah, definitely.
Speaker: I was like, all right, well, when we get some downtime, I'll take a peek at your lineup and set you up for Sunday. And he's like, oh, yeah. That would be the same thing for you and me. I'd be like, hey, are you look at this, and I'll make sure your car's running right. Yeah. So I got to hook his lineup up for him by Friday. But I'll get him hooked up, and I'll get him. I'll get him. It's still early enough in the season that I think he can make the playoffs. So plus his.
Speaker: Yeah. Plus, his league is a little is is is rough. So I think I could easily dominate getting some dubs with with his with his league. But I should start charging, man. That's that should be the show I do and I can make money off of it. A fantasy football show. There you go. Because I'm fucking in our league, I'm seven and I'm going to be eight and after this week.
Speaker: And in like draft games, I'm killing it. I was so pissed off Monday night's game. I was literally like two, two and a half, three points away from winning like $200 ,000.
Speaker: I was like, man, I could have been a down payment on a house and a down payment on a fucking truck. That's that's why I swear to God, if you ever do come down here, we're going straight to the off track betting and bet on every game that's being played.
Speaker: And what do you think is going to happen in this baseball game? 200 on this next inning? Because I understand the betting. I just don't understand the fucking sport. So I'm like, yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Well, I think once you figure it out, like you and I discussed the stock market, I have a stock that's going to fucking blow the fuck up. But I don't know where that I don't know which.
Speaker: good, uh, the funny thing enough, the, the, the app I want to use is actually sponsored by Alec Baldwin. So I don't know. Well, I, like I said, I, I don't, I don't understand the betting aspect. Like I, as far as like draft Kings and stuff like that, I, I, I get that. I understand that. Well, football or something. It's usually, I bet the over -under.
Speaker: So you they give you a number like they say 105 so you bet that the total combined score of the two teams, you know, if This team scores seven this team scores 27 So the total number is it gonna be above or below this number? Yeah, I don't get all that but I mean as far as like that's the only thing I know how to bet on Players and stats and stuff. I usually do pretty good on that because I've got like
Speaker: Uh, a Yahoo sports pick and it gives y 'all like the random side bets. Like, Oh, well, will Cleveland have more rushing yards than Pittsburgh? And who will have the longest pass play Pittsburgh or. I swear to God, I'll start going to the casino again and I'm just going to be, I'm going to bet on sports and I'm literally going to call you before I place every bet.
Speaker: As long as as long as it's a 50 -50 split actually we'll do a 40 -60 split you can have the 60 I'll take the 40 I fell asleep and I was watching the Monday night My Monday night lineup and I was like, oh man I'm in it. I might win big for a change and then I woke up Tuesday morning. I think I won one like a hundred bucks
Speaker: and I was like three points at the most away from like 200 grand and I was like mother fuck like literally I mean the the sports book I go to well I used to go to uh my wife likes to play craps and and I like to play craps as well but I suck at it my wife's actually very decent at it so
Speaker: i'm like here you go play i'm gonna go sit in the the sports section have a burger and a coke and beer and i'll sit there and watch sports i actually watch the horse racing i find it hilarious and i'll occasionally make bets on the horse racing but i constantly lose because i don't understand it either yeah but i don't understand horses at all well the apparently with the horses you gotta know shit about the horse so i'm like if he's you know i talk to one guy
Speaker: that it is best to go with my gut than anything else. Because even when it comes to sports, sometimes I overthink it. And then I put too much thought into it. It's just like, fuck it. I'm going with my gut. And then me going with my gut is usually the right way to go. But it's not like I'd be dropping hundreds of dollars down either. I mean, literally, I might throw 10 bucks on a game. Because I'm not going to piss and moan if I lose 10 bucks.
Speaker: as far as
Speaker: but if I drop down like a couple hundred bucks, I'll be like, what the fuck? If you're going to the sports book and we're going to get on this football shit, yeah, you're going to drop down more than 10 bucks because we're going to get rich because I can lock down football like nobody's business. Well, I mean, literally, I literally go bet on the over under and on who's going to win. And by the other one is like, how many points were your team score? And I'm like, yeah. And I don't like doing parlays because one team can fuck it up for everybody. Parlay is like,
Speaker: on multiple teams winning so it's like you know the Rams the the Cowboys and and and the Browns and fucking Raiders they're all gonna win but if the Raiders fucking lose I'm fucked
Speaker: You know, you'd lose. So I don't do parlays because of that simple fact. And once again, I don't know shit about shit when it comes to sports. I don't know shit from Shinola. So I'm like, I literally like the over under. And if the number seems really high, I'm like, no under. Yeah, right. Well, I mean, basically, you know, with sports, I mean,
Speaker: a lot of guys are like, you know, I've got this extension, not the extensive knowledge and I'm going to break down every standard. I know enough about the match -ups and the players. Well, to where I'm slightly dangerous, you know, the only, the only fear I have is I'll probably get kicked out of the casino for cheating or something. Like you got somebody on the inside. No, I don't. It's my buddy, Chris. Yeah. I know sports. I don't, I know how, I know how to bet, you know,
Speaker: What's that? When's the next game? I might have to make a trip. I might have to run over the sportsbook. The sportsbook here is called Caliente. I'll run over Caliente and I'll literally... My wife likes to play... There's a game there called La Correa. It's kind of like...
Speaker: It's kind of like bingo, but not really. It's mainly I, it's hard to explain. I'll have to send you the video, but well, we've, we've, we've agreed on a 60 40 split. So what do you got? PayPal Venmo? What do you got? What do I got to download?
Speaker: You can, you can, you can send, you can send my share to, to summer on PayPal and then summer can send it to me on Facebook. Cause Venmo doesn't work down here. Yeah. I don't know why I tried to download Venmo and it says not available for your country. And I'm like, uh, okay. Yeah. If you say so, but, uh, but my buddy, he died, uh, last year or this year.
Speaker: uh... is this year uh... he died uh... one of these for what uh... he's going to be a long he's going to be a long place from towns but he would drag me along and i'm like person i think our i don't know shit about what the fuck we're betting on but if i met with him if he's like i'm a bet on the cowboys i'm like alright i'm right i'm right whatever you say man and and uh... a lot of times
Speaker: Unfortunately, he would go with his team, even if he thought his team loses. I'm so betting on the Cowboys. I'm like, dude, what the fuck? Well, that's the problem. If we're going to get an ass's handed to him, let me know, because I'll bet against their motherfucking ass. Yeah, that's the problem is a lot of people won't bet against their team. Right.
Speaker: The funniest, when the Heat played the Mavericks for the playoffs one day, my ex and I had Albert over and we sat there and watched the game. And he was, I fucking literally printed out Miami Heat posters, shit, just to fuck with him.
Speaker: printing out miami heat shit and i didn't care either way i just wanted to bust his balls he was like this is bullshit i'm like i have a beard shut the fuck up the heat actually won which made it even that much better because he's sitting there screaming at the fucking tv the whole time so
Speaker: He was a good dude, he's a little weird and literally, and it sounds weird coming from me, the horniest dude I ever met. Like this dude, if a chick bent over, he's like, I'm gonna fuck that chick. I'm like, dude, what the fuck? That's your mom. One of the funniest stories about our is my parents were in town and I took him with us on the pirate ship.
Speaker: and he got the, you know, I was like Albert, it's open bar and he's like sweet. So he went to the bartender and he's like, I want a Long Island Iced Tea. And they make the drinks so fucking strong that, you know, you could be on the opposite side of the boat, you know, at the front of the boat, he's in the back, I could smell his drink. And at one point, my mom was like, hey, where's your buddy? I'm like, I don't know, maybe you met some chick, maybe he's down on dance floor, you know, dancing, because we're close to the end.
Speaker: I was like, Oh, I don't know. I'll look for him while I'm going to the bathroom. I went downstairs to the bathroom. He's laying on the floor of the stall drunk out of his fucking mind. And literally, you know, uh, I had to have my dad drive my car home and I drove Albert's car back or Albert's, uh, blazer back to my house. And then our passed out on my couch. It was the funniest thing. And, and.
Speaker: My mom woke up the next day at hours of sleep on the couch in his Teduntha does. He literally woke up in the middle of the night, took his pants off, took his socks, shoes off, took his shirt off, and just went back a bit. He's like, dude. I totally understand that. I've been there more times than I can count. But the point of it, right? You go to bed fully, Cliff.
Speaker: I went, I busted his balls for like six months. I was like, really, dude? Tidy whiteys? What the fuck? What are you six? He's like, whoo. Astros are up. Four to one. Four to one in the game. They're not up four to one on the series already. The series is, yeah, they're only in what, game two? What is this broadcast about? It's just our podcast. We're just talking and bullshitting. Just hang out. Grab a beer.
Speaker: You don't miss, you don't miss the entire show. Sit back, relax, enjoy the ride. Yeah. Oh, you want to hear, if you want to hear all the show, check us out on Spotify anchor, Google play, Apple podcasts at a nonsense for nonsense and you can get the whole show game two, four to one. Well, I don't like either team, but if I had to pick a team to root for, it would be the cheat nastros because I hate the fucking Atlanta Braves.
Speaker: Yeah, but if you had to pick on who was going to win, zero bias, because I can make a bet right now. Well, as far as baseball goes this year, I wouldn't ask me that question. I kind of phased out in baseball this year. I know.
Speaker: You can bet on by, you can bet on how many, how many, how many, uh, runs there's going to be per inning. We don't, we don't, we don't talk about that stuff. What are you guys thinking about the COVID vaccine? Contemplating going to let's play that game. I'm seriously contemplating going. We don't do politics and religion here.
Speaker: I'm telling you, man, as far as football goes, um, you know, we can start out small, but I mean, if you, if you, if, if you'd agree on a 60 40 split, I would definitely guide you in the right direction. Cover my losses. Bullshit. Make sure I get my money. Cause that's rule number two in my three rules of life. Don't play with my fucking money. So
Speaker: because uh we've we've all we've all seen the the mafia movies. So, if you play with my money, I think the minimum, I think the minimum is like eight bucks or something like that. I like my test. Yeah, you'd have to break it down and tell me what you would. You'd have to break it down and tell me what you get bet on and and and and whatnot. Um because I can pick I can pick winners and losers all day long.
Speaker: But when you get the over and under, I pretty much have to cover. Yeah, over and under. Chris, do you think the combined score of this next game would be 150? Yeah. Which does not ever happen in football. I won't say ever, but it's not going to happen on regular basis. Yeah, but the combined score between both teams. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker: Typically, I'm sorry, Emmanuel. He said, I like the Bears. Duh, Bears. Duh, Bulls. I'm a Browns fan. He doesn't know anything about sports. I don't know. But we're gonna have to delete this podcast because this is where we both get arrested for insider gambling.
Speaker: But uh No, man, I I do. I enjoy I have fun I have I have fun with my fantasy league even though it's not a money league last year was last year I was in a money league. Nobody invited me back this year because I smoked that ass. I was gonna say yeah, that's the problem. I was in one Yeah, I swear if I can do a if there was a car Like yeah
Speaker: I'm killing Emmanuel said he's still living in 1985. I feel your brother I'm still living in back in the 60s when the Browns were crazy good. But, um, yeah, no I, you know, I was in a money money league last year, and I completely smoked them.
Speaker: And then they told me I wasn't allowed to join this year. And I was like, wow, that's kind of cold blooded. For you guys. I'm going home. And then my league that I have, nobody wanted to put money on it. And so that's why I just want to track games. I'm like, what? We're just giving the money now, Chris. Yeah. And then, well, I've done FanDuel for the last several years. I've been on FanDuel. And I've only put $10 into FanDuel. I've never had to put any other money into FanDuel.
Speaker: Basically basically they did a promotion. I was watching a wrestling pay -per -view and they did a promotion and you went on there and you you pick You know all the side bets winners and losers. Would there be a foreign object? Would anybody interfere blah blah blah and I did that and I was like just just for shits and grins and I won a hundred bucks and that's where I was like, okay, well now I got money to be on Fandal or our dressings and
Speaker: Well, I got on Draft Kings this season.
Speaker: You know, I haven't won a lot of money, but I've won a lot of money on DraftKings this year. Well, considering the fact that I started with zero and I'm still in every week, like you got football Thursday, Sunday and Monday. And every Sunday I still come out in the positive. I'm doing all right.
Speaker: But I'm also joining the big tournaments, like the $2 million, $1 million type deal, $500 ,000, whatever. It just depends on the tournament. Anywhere from $3 to $15. Well, that's not bad.
Speaker: yeah and like i said i've never put i have not put a i have not put a penny into draft kings and i'm still alive and spending i'm spending the house's money at this point yeah well yeah i mean uh we i used to go to a poker night on at one of the casinos here and monday night was the free night so your buy -in was free and they give you 10 000 uh
Speaker: point or the chips or dollars or pesos or whatever. And the problem is like for the first two hours, if you run out, you can buy back in. Yeah. And, you know, I went in, I was like, give me my free chips. I'm not spending any fucking money. And I'd make it for an hour. But the problem is the guy that would beat me by that by that time, he's already bought in four times, you know? Yeah. So he's, you know, he's he would just basically I'd run out of money because I wasn't about to spend any money.
Speaker: Well, two weeks ago, I would, from Thursday to Monday, I would, I would $250. That's not bad. Last week, I only won like $80. Oh, for costing, costing almost nothing. Shit. For costing nothing.
Speaker: I literally spent $0 to get onto DraftKing. And I go into the higher tournaments. I have won more than $250. I just leave it in there. But since I haven't spent any money, I don't take it out. So I enter the tournaments and that's what I spent. Because if I hit a, say if I hit for 1 ,000, I'll take it out.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Yeah. But, you know, a couple hundred bucks here and there or, you know, whatever. I'm just going to spend it whenever you got in there, you can just take out. I leave it in there that I roll with the hockey. Okay.
Speaker: because hockey is another one that, uh, hockey, uh, I don't really fuck with basketball too much, but, uh, hockey, uh, and NFL, I'll, I'll, I'll jump. So when the NFL seasons is because hockey already started, but I'm not going to, I'm not going to gamble on hockey and football at the same time.
Speaker: So when the NFL season ends, I'll roll into gambling on hockey, even though hockey will be almost over, but I'll roll into gambling on the hockey. Hockey's a little bit more difficult to gamble on just because... Well, there's more factors. There's more factors to worry about. Like, I want to do a hockey fantasy league, but everybody's like, I don't know anything about hockey. You don't have to know anything about hockey. Just join the fantasy league and let's just fucking roll.
Speaker: just go with your gut. If you're a fucking... What the fuck is going on here? Yeah, if you just wanna go with your...
Speaker: Favorite team, go with your favorite team in hockey. I really don't care at this point. I just want to do a hockey fantasy league just because I think it'll be fun. I'll do it, but I gotta be able to have Gretzky on every position. Well, unfortunately Gretzky is not playing anymore. He hasn't played.
Speaker: Gretzky has not played for like 20 years.
Speaker: Well, I was like, we was making fun of one of our one of our buddies who, who plays the fantasy football with us. And we were making fun of him because he knows football but he doesn't know football. And he was like, we were like with the first round pick. So and so takes Barry Sanders and then his second round pick. He takes Joe Montana.
Speaker: Or before, or when we're leading up to the draft, everybody's always like, oh, who are you going to take with your first pick? And it's like, I don't know. I'm thinking about OJ Simpson. And then it's like, I wouldn't got, you know, I'm leaning more towards Dan Marino. I don't know if I'd go with OJ.
Speaker: it's like, well, you know, I, I, I flipped, I, I flipped a coin between Archie Manning and, and, and, and Mike Dick and I took, and I took Archie Manning, which Archie Manning is the dad to Eli and Peyton Manning. So, I know who Mike is. You know, we just, yeah, we, you know, we just, I can't remember the guy's name. He's in, um, uh, failure launch.
Speaker: He played Matt McConaughey's dad in failure launch. Oh, Terry Bradshaw. Terry Bradshaw, yeah. That dude's funny. He was a quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers back in the 70s. He does NFL game day. He does the Fox pre -show. I love Terry Bradshaw. That dude's hilarious. He's so funny. He kills me. Yeah.
Speaker: He kills me. He's such a goofy bastard. I'm going to win Terry Bradshaw's money, by the way, which you don't know what that is, but that's a Fox gambling thing that it's free to enter. Right. And it's just picks and it's like when Terry's money. So I'm going to win that. Yeah, I'm going to win it eventually.
Speaker: it's not really Terry's money, but you know, that's just the pro obviously. Yeah, exactly. I doubt Terry Bradshaw's like, Oh, put up the money for it. What are you stupid? It's like 250 grand or something like that. If he did put up the money for it, it would be a complete tax write off. So we'd get it back. Sure. That could be.
Speaker: Yeah. Now, I enjoy the fantasy aspect of football. And like I said, the gambling I do is on Drive Kings or FanDuel. And I have fun with it. But I just, I mean, we've got two casinos here in Ohio. We've got Hollywood and we've got El Dorado. Right. Here and here and here. Right here. Right here. One, two. I think there's four here.
Speaker: Well, and that's that's a Columbus. I think Cincinnati's got a hard rock or they're getting ready to build the hard rock. And then up at the up in Canton, having the football, the football Hall of Fame, they're turning the football Hall of Fame into like a whole entire fucking village where you can go and get a hotel and all of it, which I want to do so bad.
Speaker: because of the NFL Hall of Fame, but they're putting a casino up there and my sister lives up there in Canton and she was telling me that the casino is going to be a a NFL themed casino to go with the Hall of Fame and everything. So the one thing I know about football, it was it was started in Ohio in Canton figure.
Speaker: I didn't even know that. Are you sure about that? I the only reason I know that is because it's in the movie Draft Day. That's why the football Hall of Fame is in Ohio, sir. Well, you know, the hard rock Hall of Fame is in Ohio. I don't know. But but the well, no, it's just it's just. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But but football was invented in Ohio.
Speaker: You are not wrong there. I did not know that can't know how told you that's why the football Birthplace for what I know is really cool The birth of pro football
Speaker: Told you. The date was November 12, 1892, a day that would forever be etched in sports history, although no one involved that day could possibly have recognized the importance of the occasion. It was the day that the Allegheny Athletic Association football team defeated the fucking suck it, Schitzberg, you dirty horse.
Speaker: defeated the Pittsburgh athletic club. The game itself was not a momentous event, but one of the circumstances of the game didn't make it a never to be forgotten moment in sports history. One of the triple A players, William pudge, helpful finger.
Speaker: was openly paid $500 to play the game. Thus pro football made its debut more than in a hundred years ago, compared to, compared to the obscured surroundings that could not possibly have provided the slightest clue to the worldwide popularity. The sport would be destined to enjoy. Wow. Okay. Well, there you go, Jeff. That's a win in my book. That is a win, man. I did not know that.
Speaker: in my defense the only reason I know that is because I because it drafted good movie but but still I mean I didn't know that yeah that's that's that's a that's a nice little sports trivia a little sports trivia to you sir that was nicely well played I did not know that I honestly had no idea where football originated from I just know I love the sport that makes sense why the Hall of Fame's in Canton because kids a shithole
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. But it's, um, the, in, in the beginning of draft day, they're talking about, they're talking about the Browns, of course. And they'd say, you know, the sport was invented just down the road. And I'm like, really? Yeah, I did not know that, but, um, I feel, but there's, you know, we got,
Speaker: I see you standing there with your Superman pose. Hands on your hips. Stupid Jeff. I mean, Super Jeff. I feel like I've won up to you somehow, sir.
Speaker: You you have I'm going to spend the next three days googling car information just so I can come back Saturday and be like, did you know? And I'm like, yes. Yes. Yes. That's an eight and an 18.
Speaker: 21 Mercedes Benz the the in that top 10 list of cars he's talking about the Mercedes Benz and that car he's talking about it literally that car it's not even a car it looks giant 2040 inch wheels
Speaker: That car is in grand charisma six. Yeah. And like, I bought it. I think, I think, I think, I think I did a very good job. I think I did. I think I did a very good job of hanging with you guys in that conversation. I showed my extensive, my extensive knowledge of the P 21. Yeah. Yeah. The P 21 engine that Honda uses.
Speaker: It was uh, it was a rare, you know, that was a, that was a sign of, uh, that was a sign of, uh, being rich. If you had that in your Honda, Honda, Honda, I do have to give you that out to, to GM with that new motor.
Speaker: That puts out a thousand four horsepower with no add -ons I'm talking about a thousand when wait one thousand and four one thousand and four horsepower that's like You know, it's a v8. It's a Seven it's almost like I know it's a 10 liter But it does not have a turbo. It's not supercharged is literally just a
Speaker: bone stock just pistons and rods man that's insane considering considering your car maybe has two hundred and yours is turboed i don't know what the hell my car has you've got a cruise without the turbo you're probably looking at 180 190 and with the turbo you're just over 200
Speaker: Yeah, but a thousand horsepower. The problem I have with a thousand horsepower on these 800 horsepower vehicles is not everybody can drive just because you can afford to buy it doesn't mean you can drive it because you ever seen somebody drive a Ford Mustang into a crowd of people. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, yeah. And there's a thing like, I mean, you could, I don't know. It doesn't mean you should. Yeah. Is the whole concept. It's like, I don't know the ins and outs and basketball, but I would suck at it. Just like I could go to our vehicle and do it well. Yeah. I don't, I don't know the ins and outs of all that, this, that, and the other thing, but I know my little, my little Chevy Cruises shouldn't get, I know, I know today, um, I, I would love some vehicle.
Speaker: with, you know, like the new Hellcat that has over 800 horsepower stock. And I would love your little cruise. And well, no, no, trust me, I had I've had to say this, the Teslas.
Speaker: I've had... I've had... I've had... Yeah, I've had... I've had fast cars. You know, I've had V8s and the same other thing. You know, I used to have a Pontiac G6.
Speaker: It was a Pontiac G6. It's a V6, but it was a Pontiac G6 GT. And my buddy had, yeah, my buddy had a Dodge Stratus 5 -speed. That was the, what is Dodge? What is Dodge? It's the RT. Yeah, the RT. The RT. He had the Stratus RT that was a stick shift.
Speaker: And that Pontiac, that Pontiac G6, made him look stupid. Can I break your heart a little bit? We're talking less than $400. Less than $400. Yeah, no, I'm just saying. Yeah, I'm just saying. But I've also... It's like, you know, like, if you had the money tomorrow to buy a Lamborghini, I would advise not doing it. Besides the fact that the morning Lamborghini
Speaker: But when you when you say horsepower this horsepower that I don't I don't care I don't understand all that stuff. I had I had a Ford f -150 that The engine they put in that truck was the 5 .0 out of a Mustang Still and the truck was ugly Yeah, the truck was ugly
Speaker: Oh no. The truck was ugly, but that motherfucker would move. Oh, you want to talk about, you want to talk about hurting some people's. Yeah. If you want to, you want to talk about hurting some people's feelings was when that four to one 50, all these fast and the furious Honda civics and whatever would come up and play their stupid games. And I would leave them a little bit of Honda civic and you know, you got them. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. And, and, and, and the light would turn green and you would leave them back there looking stupid and an ugly ass sport at 150 because they thought they were funny. Well, uh, I actually used to do that a lot. I, you know, I, but I've had, I had a Honda Accord right before I moved here that I literally went fucking retard on and I had more money than I did in the car. And.
Speaker: I was also, I was the ultimate sleeper because you pull up, it literally looks like really? And then actually, you know, all you see is tail lights.
Speaker: I just don't care about horsepower and this and the other thing. I mean, I've driven chargers that have the V8 Hemis in it, and I know it's fun. I know they're fast. It's not like I've never gotten behind the wheel of a fast car. I'll drive fast. I get that. One of my favorites. Just like a bike, just like a motorcycle. I don't care who you are, your first time getting on a bike, and you get comfortable.
Speaker: the more comfortable get the more stupid shit you wind up doing like they say there's two types of bike riders the ones that haven't fallen the ones that have and eventually will be both yeah well in you know one of my favorite fat one of my favorite pastimes is as far as therapy goes is cranking the radio and driving fast on an old back road oh yeah
Speaker: So it doesn't matter if I'm going 120 in my cruise or if I'm going 120 in a 1 ,000 horsepower fucking Mazda, whatever, I don't know. It's still, at the end of the day, it's still 120 miles an hour. You know, it's funny. You know, it's funny. There is a, somebody took one of the Mazda Miatas.
Speaker: and the Hellcat engine that comes in the Challenger which is a 707 horsepower vehicle and they put the motor in the Mazda Miata. Now the problem is the Mazda Miata weighs so little
Speaker: that they literally have to change the tires every six blocks. The Mazda Miata, I have single handedly put one on its side. You know what they say, they say if you want to feel like have a Porsche and not actually own a Porsche, the Mazda Miata handles like it's on rail.
Speaker: so the fact that
Speaker: this ass clown who thought he was more important than what he really was. We threw him out and it was out his mazumi out of talking shit. And I went out there and was yelling at him through his window and I just squatted out of scooped up and grabbed that motherfucker. Yeah, they don't waste shit.
Speaker: I don't know if it was the fact that I was that strong or it was just the adrenaline was pumping, but I put that bitch right on the side. My piano weighs about as much as me. They're literally less than 2 ,000 pounds, but it's like retarded. I put that bitch around. You're talking about a motherfucker who's acting like a tough guy who changes his tune real quick when you start picking up his car.
Speaker: But yeah, let's go ahead and wrap up. I couldn't do it now. Because they won't listen. Yeah, I got to get ready to do this. No, we want it now. So totally everything. Because we're old now. Yeah.
Speaker: No, I gotta, I gotta get my, get my dinner warmed up and I gotta eat too. I was actually planning on ending this like an hour ago after I ended news, but you know, then we get into stupid ass conversations, but, but yeah, no, let's definitely end this up because I gotta eat and uh, yeah. Well, you know, you know, we're, we're, we're, we're planning our retirement. Yeah. You know, I, I wouldn't be upset if, uh,
Speaker: You know, you go drop a bet down and uh hit for 10 mil and You know, i'll take i'll take four mil. Shit at that point. I'll probably be like, you know what at this point It's 10 million. I'll split 50 50 with you, dude. Yeah I truly believe I don't need more than like eight million dollars for the rest of my life. Yeah, because i'm You know still smoke like a fucking chimney and yeah, you know five five mil i'm
Speaker: at five mil on buying a vacation house down in Cancun next to wherever you build your house. Jeff, go get the property. I see you're building your house, get the property next to it and I'm going to build my house there. Don't worry, we'll make the money back in the sports book. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: Yeah, let's go ahead and wrap up. I'm going to get these kids to bed. We can open, we can open up a Glick's Roadhouse down there and you can run the Cancun. Well, you know, it only costs a million dollars to open up a McDonald's. No, I don't want to McDonald's. We're opening up my bar and grill Glick's Roadhouse and you can run the look, the Cancun location. There you go.
Speaker: But yeah, we're gonna go ahead and wrap this up. We appreciate y 'all listening. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show.
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Speaker: live every Wednesday and Saturday night. Follow us on all social media. I am trying to get a little bit better at social media and posting now that I have more free time in the afternoon. I'm working through my own demons. Oh, well, I have the greatest. We all are. We all are. It is what it is. But now that I have more free time in the afternoon, I'm working on social media.
Speaker: Yeah. Uh, and then if you want to check out every episode, 51 total episodes have been posted. You can find this on anchor, Spotify, uh, Google play Apple podcast again at nonsensical nonsense. Or if you're on Spotify, just say, Hey, Spotify play a nonsensical nonsense and, uh, it'll play it. Actually, I think my phone might be, uh, let me see if it'll work. Hey, Spotify. Oh, it might be after that being the app. Hey, Spotify.
Speaker: Play nonsensical nonsense. Play nonsensical nonsense. Nonsensical nonsense. And I won't know until like a week later. How do you like that? Yeah, it is.
Speaker: That's the last episode I was listening to. Yeah, that was the last episode I was listening to. Rob for not posting anything on social media until after he's home. Yeah. No, it also works on your Google Assistant and all that fun stuff, too. Yeah, Google Assistant, Siri, everything, all you do is just say, give me nonsense, give me nonsense, and you'll give us. Also, now that I've got the stress and everything out of the way,
Speaker: Um, I'm going to start working on guests. We do have two potential guests that I've got to reach out to that will be coming on hopefully soon. Um, so if you want to come on the show. Or if maybe you're looking for a show that you want to sponsor. Feel free to hit us up on the old email at, uh, let's go nonsense podcast at email .com. Actually, we did get an email. We did get an email. Somebody wanted to sponsor us.
Speaker: they wanted to. Well, no, they wanted us. They wanted to get us more followers by us paying them. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah, we're good. Yeah, we're good. We're good on that aspect. Three years experiences. I don't care how much experience you got. We ain't got no money
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. So, but yeah, you know, we are getting into we Jeff and I have discussed and we've talked about it. You know, we want to get into the interview game. We want to have guests on maybe we could. You know, maybe 1 or 2 Wednesdays a month have a guest on it. It doesn't matter if you're.
Speaker: Actor, comedian, musician, athlete, don't matter. The next two potential guests are going to be athletes. So that'll be pretty cool. Quote, unquote, athletes. One's an MMA fighter and one's a football player, which Jeff will hang himself while me and the football player talk.
Speaker: but we're not, we're not going to turn into us. That's the thing. No, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to bring you on a car guy. We won't talk about cars the whole time. I mean, it'll be brought up, but it won't be the main subject of, of, uh, we want to get to know you. We want to know a little bit about you, but, uh, you know what? You get to hang out with us and, uh, we don't want to be the stereotypical, uh, interview host as, as we've done with Rocky, Rocky, uh, Rockley, who.
Speaker: uh came on here uh first our first guest and neither one of us thought he was going to stay long not only did he stay the whole show we went an hour ever yeah uh rock lee's uh singer yeah rock lee is a singer right uh songwriter uh musician producer wound up staying on went an hour ever
Speaker: Rob Durham came on, comedian, school teacher, amateur mixologist. I only expected him to be on here for a half hour, wound up staying on the whole show and we went an hour longer. And after the show.
Speaker: Yeah, after the show, Rob said that it was fun and, you know, he had fun hanging out with us and Rocky loves me. So Rocky will always tell me that he loves hanging out with me because he loves me. But, you know, so that's the environment that we're trying to create. But we are going to get out of here. We appreciate you guys listening. As I said, we will be back live with a brand new episode Saturday night at eight o 'clock. Saturdays will be eight. Wednesdays will be six moving forward, I think, as long as
Speaker: works out with you, Jeff. I don't think you have any complaints. So far, so good. I mean, the nice thing is, Wednesdays is like my hardest day in the first place because it's midweek and my wife gets home and she wants to hang out with me and talk about her day. So it's actually nice that we basically be done by the time she's get home.
Speaker: yeah so we could we could rock out wednesday early but uh yeah we appreciate you guys hanging out and uh jeff thank you for hanging out with me as always for another episode i love you brother love you you know i do you know this is like uh the best therapy in all honesty it really is it really is i know i i and i and on that i apologize i wasn't uh
Speaker: much help this, this week, but we was, we was both struggling this week. Yeah, it's been a long, long week, but I'm feeling good. I was thinking that today too. It feels like it's been forever since we'd done a podcast, but we, like I said, we'll be back Saturday night. Much love you guys. We've got a little, uh, we always in the show with black, we have decided kind of,
Speaker: Unofficially, but it happened that our closer is going to be wicked woman. Yeah. So, and go follow our guys at BlacktopMojo. And if you go follow them and you go like them on all social media, you go stream their music. Yeah. You stream them. You listen to them. You follow them on social media. Make sure you send them a message and tell them that we sent you. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, I don't know. I don't really want the acknowledgement. I just would like to be a fly on the wall when they get that message. And they all collectively look at each other and go, what the fuck are they talking about? When I got Matt to send you that shout out for your birthday, A, I was surprised he did it, and B, I don't think he knew who it was. He's like, it was just a friend of Matt.
Speaker: Yeah, no, that's one thing I will say about Black Top Mojo. Not only am I a fan of their music, but I'm a fan of them as people because I've only had interactions with Matt and Kat, and both of them seem like they are legitimately really cool guys, down -to -earth guys, and they appreciate the people who support them, much like you and I do. Right. Well, no, we appreciate the hell out of... As much as people give me shit on here for...
Speaker: I don't care. I I like the love. So, so make sure you guys don't confuse the **** out of black top Mojo and tell him that we sent you. Yeah, nobody understands but you know, maybe one day you will. Maybe one day, maybe one day, we will, we will have them on the show. That is going to be the ultimate as of right now. We will get them on the show one way or another even if we have to
Speaker: We're gonna go live We're gonna go live one night Matt and Kat are gonna be beside me duct tape never mind them. We'll get to them in a minute So, yeah, definitely thank you guys for listening thank you guys for hanging out we will see y 'all Saturday night Hit him with a Jeff
Speaker: Deuces! There it is! That's how we close the show. We're outta here. And then we hit him with, uh... Black time mojo! Here it comes! It's... comin' in! There it is! Oh yeah.
Speaker: Oh shit, I love that part. I have gotten a lot of comments, like not a lot of messages, but I've gotten some messages and some comments that people love the fact that.
Speaker: Raise the blade above her head As I began to breathe, she said Oh, a model in the sky Take this act with pride I wanna live forever And don't spill it in the earth Give me all your blood Make me a guideline
Speaker: to freeze. There was a smile on her face as she walked by to leave. It's time left to back her head as blood ran down her chin.
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. I have my dogs two for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. Pretty good. No, man, like something sharp, something I'm like stabbed, defending myself with. Got some sharp cheddar combos over there. It's kind of like a Ritz cracker pregnant with a cheese baby.
Speaker: all right well we'll just take one of these lighters and i'm gonna borrow your bug spray and you're gonna borrow your bathroom key as well uh yeah bathroom key all right i got your bathroom key right there make sure you bring that back and that'll be 1362 and i'm gonna have to have a jack chain so we're in a coin shortage coin shortage
Speaker: Whatever, man. Whatever, man. Okay. What's that? What's that? Oh, I'm sorry. Here she comes. I love this.
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Speaker: I won't live forever And I'll spill it in the air Give me whatever Make me a gun like you Make me a gun like you
Speaker: Let's go. That's how you end the show right there, boy. We'll see y 'all Saturday night. We out.
