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Speaker: What's going on everybody? Happy Monday Hopefully you guys had a good weekend Welcome to Nonsense School Nonsense
Speaker: You know who I am. I'm Glick. You guys know that. And if you don't know, what the hell is wrong with you? We got Tony D and Jeffrey in the building as well. Hanging out with this Jeffrey, making another rare Monday night appearance with us. Doesn't happen too often, but we'll take it when it does. Yeah. That's what she said. You've heard that a lot in your life. You've heard that a lot in your life.
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Speaker: What's up, man? My damn show. Whose line is it anyways? Are you finished yet? Oh my god, Tony. What do you have to say that's so important? I'll be finished. The best birthday present I will ever give you. First of all, say happy birthday. Oh, you're going to jump off the show for the rest of the night? Wait, wait, wait. Happy birthday, so happy birthday for real. No, thank you. Only today. For the 24 hours of the existence of the day, you are the champ. Congratulations.
Speaker: Thank you. I'm always the champ, but thank you for acknowledging me for 24 hours. For your birthday, you are the champ. For your birthday. I'll drink to that. I'll drink to that. Cheers. Thank you. Finally, Tony Diaz acknowledged me. Now, I can edit that and chop that. Yeah, exactly. All I was going to say is Tony, then I'm going to think in a minute. We'll still want to go for it. We'll turn that birthday. We'll turn that birthday.
Speaker: Thank you, sir So what did you do for your birthday
Speaker: I don't know if we can say it online. Apparently now we have a line of what we can and can't say on the show. Okay, fine. I'll ask. So you sat around and jerked off. Not yet. I had to work and I got the kids here and I just, I just went to work. That's why you're trying to get the kids out of the house. Yeah. Seriously.
Speaker: I had to work, man. First and foremost, I had to work. So I went to work and then I went and picked the kids up. I decided to go buy myself a pumpkin pie for my birthday. But I'll give the kids credit. I'll give the kids credit. They actually remembered my birthday this year. So that's a fun
Speaker: And like, I don't want to, I don't, I don't, like, I don't want to sound like a dicker. Pull the next concept. What's going on? Nice. I love this podcast, the perfect evolution of beard growth. Or beard loss if you go in, in order of how we're on here. If you go in order of how we're on here, you go to beard loss. Or if you go in reverse order, you got beard growth. No. I don't, I don't mean to sound like that.
Speaker: like a pissy pants or anything like that. But in all honesty, my birthday is just another day. I mean, I haven't been important to anybody in so many years that it just kind of comes and goes. And I don't really care about it too much. And it's not like being the single thing or anything like that, just in life in general. You feel through all the, it's going to sting a little bit, Facebook, but it is what it is.
Speaker: You feel through all the fake happy birthdays from people you never talked to. And there might be a couple of real ones in there that you talked to, but outside of that is just a bunch of random ass people. So I mean, in all honesty, it's just another day for me. Um, it hasn't, you know, it is what it is. It hasn't felt special in a very long time. So, uh, like I said, it was cool. The kids actually remembered this year. So the girls both gave me.
Speaker: shout outs on their on their snap stories and i discovered that both of my daughters take horrendous pictures of me all the dice they wait till you're sleeping drooling oh there's like you're sitting in the car and i'm driving you know i'm driving along and i look angry mad as hell and i'm just sitting on snap and then you're gonna like touch your dad looks like a dick all the time
Speaker: Oh, or I'm sitting there. Yeah. Sitting there eating. So it was like, oh, I've got half a freaking burger in my face. Let me take a picture of that and put it on Snapchat. Thanks dad. Unbelievable. But, uh, no, the, uh, but I, a couple, a couple of my daughter's friends, they, they called me old and made fun of me and told me happy birthday. They sent me a message.
Speaker: They treated you like you would treat them, because you were talking about how much they don't know. They reciprocated the love you give them. What were the T -Rex like? What was it like traveling in a couple of wagons? Like I said, I did go out and I did buy myself a pumpkin pie, because I know it's not the traditional birthday thing, but no, I went together.
Speaker: Dude, Kerber's bakery makes a killer pumpkin pie. I get that, but Costco's are huge. Yeah, this one's like 14 inches. I don't want Costco's 18.
Speaker: If I would have said 20, you said 24. No, no, it is 18. It is 18, I guarantee you. If I would have said 22, you said 24. I just finished the last fucking piece. I used to try to be right. My wife, we use an app called Corner Shop.
Speaker: and they basically will go to any store in the area and she ordered pumpkin pies from the corner shop and she's like, you know, these things are 18 inches. Oh, she does at your house, Tony. I'm losing my **** in mind. No, I was looking down at Tony's screen and I was like, who's the **** dude behind me in my house? That's my oldest boy making something to eat.
Speaker: I don't see anybody there's a real -ass ghost in my house behind oh wait that's Tony's one and his house never mind noise canceling headphones you get that all the time that's what I have especially on the show and shit like that motorcycle just drove by your house Chris I was like
Speaker: Like I said, I know pumpkin pie is not the traditional birthday, but I'm an October baby. It's fall, and it's pumpkin pie season. I don't care about all the pumpkin and everything else. The only thing I care about is pumpkin pie season. So, and Carter's makes really good pumpkin pies. No, they do. They do. I will go ahead and show you. But the one, the 18 -inch, I just finished the last piece, the 18 -inch pumpkin pie.
Speaker: And it was and I was going to get myself for my birthday, but I had to buy a new phone yesterday. So that's what you got for his new phone. He broke it. I was going to buy myself something for my birthday, but I didn't buy a new phone yesterday because it broke. How'd you break it? I didn't do anything. I fell off a fucking stand. It was sitting on the measure. Yeah. No, I didn't drop it. I was in anywhere near the some bitch when it happened. So how far did it break?
Speaker: It's a ghost, Tony. It's a ghost. It was sitting on the stage. How did it fall off the stand? It was sitting on the stand. I was outside by the fire Saturday night. It was like 20 feet away from me. And I was charging on the table. Sometimes if you get enough notifications, that fucker will vibrate right off the fucking stand, too. And I don't know what, like I said, I don't know what happened. I don't know because I don't know if the extension cord slipped. This is one of those big heavy electrical ones. Oh, yeah. The big orange ones. Right off the table. It was on.
Speaker: face first onto the concrete. And let me shit on something else today. Fuck you AT &T cell phone provider. You guys are about the most worthless motherfucking company on the planet. What's wrong with you? You nickel and dime your customers to death. You lie out your ass. But what? Well, when I got my phones, I was supposed to get all this promotional bullshit.
Speaker: Well, that was a straight up ass lie. She just walked away. So I wound up paying way more than I was initially told I was going to be paying for it. I told the kid when I signed up, I want insurance on the phones because
Speaker: 17 year old on it. And then also, you're not you're not necessarily the most delicate guy on the planet. I get that. Well, and well, yeah, no, I typically have a case and stuff like that. But and then when I went back in after I got my first bill and I realized all the shit that I wasn't supposed to be paying for that they had on there that I was paying for, I went in there and raised hell and made them take it all off.
Speaker: I told the guy again, I said, make sure I have insurance on my phones. I want insurance on these phones. Okay, I'm putting it on right now. It's added, here it is. I go in yesterday and I found out I don't have insurance on my phone. So I'm SOL. What kind of phone? It's a Samsung S22. Do you have to call Samsung or do you have to do it through AT &T?
Speaker: I gotta go through AT &T, but I don't have insurance on it. So what I had to do, basically, so I have a phone, was add a third line and buy a new phone. So basically I went back to the phone I had previously before I got this phone. Now they did add insurance and the kid told me, I'm not supposed to tell you this, but wait 30 days and then file the claim on that phone. I was gonna say, that's what I would do. And that's what I'm gonna do. Wait 30 days and chuck the fucker and it gets off.
Speaker: And then when I filed the claim, they're like, we should get it fixed for like $30. We have a guy in Kahana, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, whatever. I just want the goddamn phone fixed. Now I'm stuck with three lines, three phones. Buggy's probably going to get one. I don't know which one she was going to get. All my apps and everything transferred over, but none of my pictures and stuff transferred because I can't get onto that phone. The phone is actually on. You don't have a cloud. The screen's blacked out. What's that? You don't have a cloud? I do.
Speaker: Fortunately, my phone had literally backed up Saturday. Saturday night it backed up. But it transferred all my apps and everything like that.
Speaker: I got to go through. I'm still going through because when it transfers your apps, it transfers apps that you don't even use anymore. Right. Yeah. Once you delete it, yeah. So, for like the last 15 years worth of Samsung apps, I had like almost 200 apps that downloaded all my things. Grindr, what the fuck? I got rid of that shit. No, I've had that one. I opened that one back up a couple months ago.
Speaker: sometimes I just like to look nice. I got to find out where the bocce cheese hang out. I want to see what the big deal is. We'll see why Tony likes it. We'll find out what the big deal is. Yeah. What's the big deal about these guys? I bet you they don't know me. That's not what I heard. I got your name on them. They got their name Ted. Your name Ted, dude. They heard the Sunday night you guys were a regular thing. I review.
Speaker: But no, we did have a good weekend. It was an unexpected, spontaneous trip down to my sister's cabin. We had fun. We always had fun hanging out together. It's just as loud now as it was on Saturday. I know, right? Hey, Cash. But no, I always enjoy hanging out with my sister.
Speaker: No, she's cool. I've never met that sister. I met your younger sister. No, I will say this and I would say it to her face and I would tell anybody and everybody. She is super cool. She's so fun to hang out with. You know, usually when we're hanging out, we're drinking. Bobby Buggy. That's awesome. Oh, awesome. Sorry.
Speaker: She came in and started dancing, and Tony wasn't paying no attention, so she just stopped and stared at the chair. Check my messages, I'm sorry. But we get together, we talk shit, we have fun. Like I said, she's...
Speaker: female version of me only half the size because she will talk just as much shit as I will. The fact that she's a person that makes a brother looking good. Well, yeah. No, I was talking about like personality type. Yeah, no, totally understand. And she can drink, like I said, for as small as she is, she's the only person I've ever met in my life that can go beer for beer with me all night long and get up the next morning and cook breakfast for everybody.
Speaker: I'll tell you what, we finished the show on Saturday. We got off the show and I was like, oh shit, all that vodka kicked in. I was watching TV just like. Jeff's like, I got a spinny chair only, I'm not spinning. Yeah, well, no. I got a spinny room. I wasn't spinning, but I think I watched three or four episodes of A Lethal Weapon last night going, wait, what happened?
Speaker: And then, of course, I got bored Sunday night, finished painting the rest of the living room. Yo, this is the second time. And then I ran out of fucking paint, so I have to go buy more paint. You painted everything in the damn house. What else you gonna paint? No, I still gotta paint the kids' bedroom in the hallway.
Speaker: And I found out something interesting, and I don't know if you ever heard of it. When you paint your walls, like let's say you paint like I did, you guys seen the colors. When you paint your walls, do you leave your ceiling white? Depends on whether you want to or not.
Speaker: because I saw something on TikTok and I brought it up to my wife and I said, should I paint the ceiling as well? Because apparently if you paint the ceiling to match the walls, unlike yourself, Tony, you have the white border there. If you match the colors, it makes the room look bigger. It's like an optical illusion. Where if you leave the ceiling white, it breaks it up and makes the room feel smaller. So,
Speaker: I realized not only do I have, I need like literally less than a liter of paint to finish the walls in here and in the living room dining area. But now that I've decided to paint the ceiling too, I have to go buy a full gallon. So that'll be fun. Just finding shit to do instead of get the hell out of the house.
Speaker: Tony, for the 500 ,000 time, I like my house. I understand. And I constantly - Listen, I think the house is side of you. Do you know what the weather looks like in your own house? Do you check the mail? I don't even know how to get outside the house. No, I don't, believe it or not, that reminds me, I do need to go to the mailbox. I haven't been to mailbox in a week.
Speaker: Do you even know where the mailbox is? Yeah, it's all the way at the fucking gate, which is why I don't go to the mailbox every day. But I do leave my house. I leave my house every single day. I have to go to the store and get drinks. I buy enough drinks for the day so that it forces me to take a walk every day. It's my exercise. That is pathetic. How much more expensive that is instead of just buying like a fucking 12 pack or some shit?
Speaker: It's coke, Chris. Good lord. I'm not drinking alcohol.
Speaker: Okay, but so. And I literally go to the supermarket. So it's the same price. Okay, I go to Speedway and I get two two liters for five bucks, or I can go to fucking Kroger's and I can buy five two liters for five bucks, or I can just buy a fucking 12 pack for, you know. No, because I can literally walk. Six, seven dollars or whatever it is. If it's not on sale. It's a 20 minute walk round trip to go get my drinks every morning. And it costs me the same amount.
Speaker: because I go to the supermarket. But you do realize you think you're going to walk for exercise, but when you drink three, three liters of Coke a day that kind of eliminate, that's like me going to the gym and then going to Taco Bell afterwards. Which is what you do. No, sorry, you go to Wendy's. You go to Wendy's. No, I go to Taco Bell once a week. Welcome to Wendy's. Yeah, but I don't get, like, I don't eat a lot. And I'm not, you know, like, I get a small meal.
Speaker: Something I like going to Wendy's for lunch, but it's really one of the only things to say. It's close by, right? All the way down Hamilton Road, which is completely under construction, and what would normally take me three minutes takes me 20 minutes. So I started literally right across the street from one of my buildings. I found this place on one of my apps, and I have it delivered from there. It's called Natural 95.
Speaker: And it's a 100 % natural store, so it's like farm to table and it's healthy alternatives to McDonald's and shit like that. There's nothing healthy about coke. Oh, you have sandwiches that you eat? No, I get sandwiches and shit like that. No, of course I drink coke all day long. No, I will get them. I usually go to Taco Bell like every other week. That's like my little cheat tree. Cheat, Jay?
Speaker: yeah once every like two weeks i'm gonna talk about i get tacos real tacos i got so busy i got so busy the other day and fuck they were amazing that's authentic yes no no not even remotely not even
Speaker: Seriously my original thought when I first came to Mexico is I'm gonna be like Taco Bell all the time and No, there's there's no birds. It's it's It's the opposite side of the spectrum of food it's good food versus crap that you shove in your body
Speaker: which is what 99 % of the sugar you shove into your body is. That's because I order McDonald's all the time which I got in trouble for. I got in trouble for it. You fat ass motherfucker.
Speaker: Yes, I am. I don't want to get up. I don't want to get up on my couch and walk to my office. It's too far. Oh, my God. Oh, Tony. Well, there's no Chris and I were talking about Friday about Saturday night. So he's like, how'd everything go? And he's like, are you going to come up today? And I was like, ah, depends on how enthralled I get into this show. I'm watching. He's like, you fucking lazy fuck. You can't get your fat ass up to go to my office. That's like 10 feet.
Speaker: I'm comfortable sitting on my couch. My couch is basically a tight recliner, so I just pass out. We can tell. I'm comfortable sitting on my couch, too. No, but my office is just as comfortable. All right, Tony. I know it's burning you up. Where the fuck is smoke at?
Speaker: You seem to be here. You do say that. I want to wait until Smoke gets in here, if he gets in here before we start talking football. Unfortunately, yesterday for both shows, I was, well, when the fantasy football show started, I was still in Bigfoot country. Right. Yes. And then I was dealing with my phone issues, so I didn't see Smoke's invite until late, and I was like, shut up.
Speaker: Bitch. Last two Sundays, I've been looking forward to jumping in on Sunday night smoke with you guys. Last Sunday, you canceled it. And then last night, I had a... Oh my God. I think it was stress related, but I had a headache from hell. It was all down my neck into both my shoulders. Holy smokes.
Speaker: I don't think it was like dehydration or just regular just no, no, I think it was stress related because I was all stressed out yesterday. No, not because, you know, yes, Jeff. Yes, that's for electricity. Yeah, right. You know, back in the day when we didn't have cell phones, I had to worry about fucking cell phone falling off the stand and breaking.
Speaker: Oh, I'm with you on that. Every time I drop my phone, I'm like, God damn it. I know. And I ordered that. These motherfuckers at AT &T tried to sell me fucking phone cases. One was $85. The other one was $75. I was like, I can go on Amazon and get one for $15. That's better than both of those asshole cases. And they're like, yeah, well, you're going to have to wait like two weeks. And I'm like, no, I won't. I'll have this bitch here tomorrow.
Speaker: It'll be here tomorrow, but still $15 for a case that was way better than both the two little stupid pieces of plastic that they wanted to make sure they would protect my phone. Yeah. Every case that comes with the phone, they're like, this is great. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? So there's a water balloon that I can wrap around my phone. Does the same thing. Exactly.
Speaker: So just give me the damn phone so I can get out of here before I strangle one of you two fuckheads. Yeah. Well, I wanted to bring up a question for you, Tony. Oh, and I figured out why I couldn't log into the Gmail, Jeffrey. Oh, yeah. You did? Yeah. Because I was just putting the nonsensical nonsense in there, not nonsensical nonsense podcast at Gmail .com. Aha.
Speaker: That'll do it. I was like, I'm going to snap Jeff. Nope. I'm going to wait till tomorrow on the show so him and Tony can make fun of me. I figure as much abuse that I give you two, I'll give you guys a freebie.
Speaker: Yeah, you know. Yeah, it dawned on me. I was like, this is really pissing me the fuck off because I've logged in to Twitter and Instagram and everything. Everything else. Goddamn account. Why can I not log in on the Gmail? And then I looked at an email from the nonsensical nonsense that I, or no, I sent from, from my account to our, to our Gmail account. I went, mother, mother, mother, mother.
Speaker: kick yourself in five minutes going, I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. Yep. Pretty much logged in as I don't even want to fucking look at another login screen for the rest of the day. I'm so good with which they're logged in issues on that bit more. Well, they're always having issues. I'm always trying to log back into Twitch. I don't go on to it. I got better shit to do. Well, yeah, I don't go on Twitch, but I mean, I
Speaker: It's there because of
Speaker: this husband and wife that I follow, they kill me. They play video games together, and she's better than him. And she talks so much shit the whole time. They fucking kill me. They crack me up. They're like, they listen to the show and stuff like that and whatnot, because we've actually gave them together and whatnot. And she's like, look, honey, they're just like us. Glick makes fun of his three wives just about as much as I make fun of you.
Speaker: i was like oh so he's your wife now she's like pretty much that's that gave her love right there you know i i wanted to bring up a couple things uh i heard a statistic today and and i found it interesting did you know the 80 % of men
Speaker: masturbate in the south. Do you know what the other 20 % do? Get your man, Tony. Do you know what the other 20 % do, Tony? I don't want to know what they do. So you're one of those 80 %? Probably.
Speaker: That's the joke. You're one of those 80%. No, but I had my main question I wanted to ask is Chris and I talked about this earlier and Chris go ahead and bring it up. So I started playing around with a few things. I found something. It's a would you rather game and Tony, would you rather
Speaker: For $100 million, would you rather fight 10 100 year olds or 110 year olds? 100 year old what? People. Or 110 year olds. 10 100 year old ostriches. Yeah. I would totally go for the 10 year old, the 10 100 year old men because I'm fucking
Speaker: I headbutt my way through that quick. We've also got to figure out if those 10 -year -old kids are probably bigger than you. Well, no, but it's not even about their size. I thought of it in a way of stamina. 10 -year -olds can go all day. They might need a two -second rest and they're ready to keep going.
Speaker: And because my 11 year old will bounce off the walls 24 hours a day. Yeah, full throttle. So 10, 100 year old people, I'll get the dog shit out of them and take my 100 million gold. They come down off the Himalayas and they got their martial arts movement visualized.
Speaker: Yeah, I was gonna say, I mean, don't, don't sleep on the old people because they got that old people strength, man. And they've been around for a hundred years. Yeah. Well, that's the way to go. Doesn't mean you're going to be the one to send them, but since they're ready to go, I'm going to go. I'm fucking taking you with me.
Speaker: I'm just saying, I'm going to fall on stepbrothers when I'm taking out the 110 year old. Well, you know, my thought was that was I could literally grab a single 10 year old and just start swinging around. Just take out the other 10 year olds.
Speaker: You get a 10 foot long two by four and just put it up against your waist and just run. Yeah, but I got a couple of these and I want to rattle a couple each time. So, yeah, I don't know. Cause I mean, you know, again, you know, 10, 100 year olds, I think I could cause I'm
Speaker: I've been in some fights with guys my age and I was severely outnumbered and and and did alright with you know, right? That's what I'm saying. I mean, you gotta remember that. So, I mean, 100 year olds and 10 of them. That's that's that's that's a 45 minute to an hour fight. Jesus. 100 year olds. 10 100 year olds. That's five minutes. What are you talking about?
Speaker: I'm with 110 -year -olds. With 110 -year -olds, I'm giving it five minutes. With most of the weapons, yeah, I'm a trigger. Okay, yeah, that's what I'm saying. With most of the weapons, I'm a trigger. 100 10 -year -olds? Yeah. I'm out. I'm out. Yeah, I'm out. I'm out with the Shaolin monks. I thought it was just random 100 random old people. Or 10 random old people.
Speaker: We just went down to the nursing home and picked 10 100 year olds out of the nursing homes. Oh, yeah. I'll say to you for $100 million. Exactly. Sorry, Granny and Grandma. There's $100 million on the line. Just start picking your grave now, Granny. You've had a good run, but it ends now. So would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes of the future or 150 years into the future?
Speaker: I don't know. So like 10 minutes into the future. I would, I would totally go with the 10 minutes because 150, 150. Well, 150, you could, you could do the same because you play the long game, but literally with 10 minutes in future, I'll fucking go to the fucking casino, clean the fuck up.
Speaker: I'll bet on that rule literally all night just win. Yeah, but that's the thing. At the end of the day, 150 years, you're not going to live that long. If I could see 10 minutes into the future, and I'm looking at betting on a game or something like that, and there's 10 minutes left in it, like say, for instance, that Super Bowl, and I know you probably don't know anything about this, but Tony, remember when the Pacers were down by 28 points against the Falcons?
Speaker: Oh yeah. You make a wild hair brain bet out of your ass because the Patriots came back and won that game. You make a, you make a hundred dollar bet that turns into a hundred million dollars because the odds were so stacked against the Patriots. That's what I'm saying. I go to the casino and clean the fuck up. But, or you know, you play the lottery. You got 10 minutes before the draw and you can still buy the tickets. Right.
Speaker: So in one stop at the gas station, I buy the Pick 3, the Pick 4, the Mega Millions, the Powerball. I buy them all. I already know what's going to happen. Bingo, bango, bongo. I'm good. But guess what you're doing, though? Who else got that bit?
Speaker: But you play the odds because you know, like he said, you're going to bet five different ways on Powerball, the Megalotto, all that stuff, where, yeah, maybe one or two of the people have those numbers on one of those. But all five? No. You're cleaning up. But 150 years thing comes down to you could literally play the stock market.
Speaker: and set. She's not going to be around for 150 years. Yeah, exactly. I want to hear it now. I'm talking about betting on games and playing the lottery. What am I going to play the lottery 20 years down the fucking road when I'm 61? Yeah, that's true. So I'm going to play the lottery in 10 minutes when I'm 41. Great kids, great grandkids, and all that. I got all that. But yeah, I can do all that with 10 minute intervals. Yeah, first. Yeah.
Speaker: So, okay. Here's, here's, I can do all that with 10 minute intervals. I'll make sure there's enough money that my great, great, great, great. That's my thought. If you do it right with 10 minutes of the future, you can set up your whole family for life. Yes. So here's another one. Would you rather have telekinesis, the ability to move things with your mind or telepathy, the ability to read minds? I would go with read minds.
Speaker: No, you wouldn't. I don't even want to know what people are thinking no more. You don't want to realize how fucked up that's going to make you mentally? No, no. Like, you'd be able to turn it off, I'm assuming, just like telekinesis. You assume that way. You assume that way. Well, let's say best case scenario. My thought is, I will never lose a rock, paper, scissors match again. And those are bets. I could bet on those all day long.
Speaker: You know, I can know I can be sitting there looking at you like I know Chris is gonna say something stupid So I'm not gonna let him walk into that propeller. I don't say this stupid stuff. You know, but I'm saying
Speaker: Yeah, because I don't even know what's happening until it happens. It's not like I sit here and ponder on all the ways I can walk you into propeller. I wait until you say something stupid. Now, the telekinesis, once again, you can make money on that because they go by moving chips around on the board.
Speaker: So not to mention if I had tell just I could just move shit around your office and beating you upside the head. Have you said something stupid? Like I want I know it's coming. I know it was coming because I knew what you were thinking. That's a great thing about my brain. We've already had this conversation. Okay, my mind is blank 99 % of the time. Things just happen.
Speaker: So you wouldn't have time to react by the time you figured it out, you'd already get your TV smacking you in the head. Shit, I knew that was coming. Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel? Oh, Wonder Woman. Captain Marvel is a femnazi. Well, that's pretty large, not actual Captain Marvel.
Speaker: I would totally probably go with the... Nope. All Captain Marvels are feminazis. Sorry. She ruined it. She ruined it for all of them. I think I would want to hang out with our team up with Wonder Woman because I get to hang out with the Justice League. Right. Exactly. And I can finally ask the question of like the Wonder Twins like, what the fuck is the point in you two? Like seriously?
Speaker: What the fuck have you two saved lately? Why are you here? Are you on a make a wish thing? Okay, here's one. Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every song you hear?
Speaker: I try to explain it to him. I try to explain it to him about Beavis and Butt -Head and Cornholio. Don't show him that cartoon no more.
Speaker: And then he dropped, then he dropped. That's what happened. What was your question? I'm sorry, but that was hilarious. Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every song you hear? That's a hard one. Probably sing. That's a hard one. I'd probably have to go with dance. Because I can literally just kind of. Yeah, but you can't dance to every song. You know, you know that, right? That's true.
Speaker: You can't. At least not me. Okay. Yeah, I'd probably go with sing as well. Yeah. Chris, what about you? Would you rather sing, have to sing to every song you hear or dance to every song you hear? Both. You do that now. I already do that anyways. Yeah, I was going to say I do that anyways. No, but I mean, I'm talking like you're walking through the grocery store and a song comes on. You got to fucking start singing or dancing. Guilty. Very guilty. I'm very guilty of doing that.
Speaker: Actually a couple weeks ago I was dancing through progress and had a sweet old lady dance with me. I'm ridiculous. I start singing the songs while I'm in the store. Some more rap songs. They'd be criss in the air so I tend to go off. The only difference between you and I, Tony, is when you sing you actually have a nice voice. You actually can sing pretty well, you know.
Speaker: where I can't, I like to think I can, but yeah, this sweet little like 80 -year -old lady was, I was dancing that aisle and she came right up and started dancing with me. It was the beard, I'm telling you, it was the beard. It's an interesting one. It's a sweet one though, I like - You two as much. So I pretty much know your answers, but would you rather have another 10 years with your partner or a one -night stand with your celebrity crush?
Speaker: How does that not apply to us? Just because you're both single or single doesn't mean that we wouldn't. I mean, I'm assuming I mean, I know myself, uh, I have a, I have the free hall pass where if I get a chance to sleep with my celebrity crush, I'm allowed the chances of it happening. Probably not. So I would probably go with the celebrity crush as much as I love my wife. Currently I'm going. Wow.
Speaker: Based on what I'm going through, I'm going to go with a crush right now. Yeah, I was going to say, my current situation, even though I would love to have 10 years. But I mean, how many chances are you going to get some luck where you've been back tired, really? I mean, obviously.
Speaker: I mean, I mean, honestly, honestly, be real. Four celebrity crushes. Is it all four of them or is it just one of them? God damn it, Jeff. If you don't let this motherfucker answer the question, who the fuck are we? Who the fuck are we? We probably have to go with a crush. We probably have to go with a crush. Okay. So would you rather spend five years in jail for a decade in a coma?
Speaker: probably a decade in a coma. I was thinking the same. Who the hell wants to go to jail on purpose? Yeah, but it's it's 10. Apparently, a lot of people, Tony, have you watched? You know, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have you watched? Have you watched social media? Because these motherfuckers are broadcasting their crimes.
Speaker: I'm going in the coma. I actually want to thank all of you stupid motherfuckers on the internet. I actually want to thank y 'all because y 'all reinforce every reason why. Number one, I'm not going to jail. Number two, I don't hang out with some of y 'all stupid asses. Y 'all crazy. Because once you get to jail, can't nobody help you. You don't put yourself in a situation, can't nobody help you out. What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm sorry. Oh, this one's a tough one. Here's a tough one. So we all agree on coma.
Speaker: He deserves to die She gonna wake up
Speaker: She's gonna fuck you up. Whoa, Thurman was a bad bitch, man. Don't fuck with her. Would you rather lose your sight or lose your memories? I'm already blind. No, you have to choose. You have to choose. That's why it's a hard thing. If I lose my sight, then I can become Daredevil. Exactly. I like that. I didn't think about that, but I like that. That means Alexa's gonna be my girlfriend.
Speaker: No, she don't do this. Hell of an episode, by the way. There was nothing funnier than watching Daredevil do the walk of shame. That was a hell of an episode. I laughed my ass off soon. That was a real good episode. I'm not going to lie. That was a real good episode. Yeah, I think I would have to go sight. I'd have to go sight as much as I like seeing shit. I can make new memories. I wouldn't mind having
Speaker: So memory, like you don't remember who your kids are. You don't remember shit. See, that's what you don't want to do. You're not going to remember what time the podcast is. Neither did you guys already are in that you don't even remember what days the podcast are on. What, what time are you referring to Jeffrey right now? Well, okay. Here's an easy one. And I know that I know Chris's answer already. There you go.
Speaker: I know your fucking answer. And I'm gonna tell your answer. Your answer is number two. I'm telling you now, I'm calling it. Would you have whether have universal respect or unlimited power? Okay, fair enough. You got me there. Because with power comes respect. That's all I get. Universal respect.
Speaker: I didn't have to go with power because I was like fuck respect because I'll fuck you up just by looking. Hey, I look at it this way. You can either respect me or you're going to fear me which in turn you're going to respect me. Exactly. This one's weird. This here's a weird one. I'll beat fear into you. Would you rather swim in a pool filled with Nutella or filled with maple syrup?
Speaker: Yeah, I'm not getting that fucking pool. I'd have to go with Nutella, though, because maple syrup's sticky as fuck, dude. Susan, I don't like Nutella at all, and I'm not Canadian. Yeah, but maple syrup, you get stung by everything. All of my lies go wrong. You can't wash it off after six minutes to get this shit off. Exactly. You can jump into a pool full of maple syrup and get maple syrup drunk like the Canadians. Yeah, oh, there you go. It depends on where you're from.
Speaker: OK. Doesn't matter. You can feel like a Canadian. Chris, this one is this one is directly mostly at you. Tony, a little bit at you too. Would you rather labor under a hot sun or extreme cold? I've done both. I've done both. I don't like another one. Yeah, I don't like another one. Would you say a good shot on my end? OK. Would you rather labor under a hot sun or extreme cold?
Speaker: I'd have to like visible labor. Yeah, I'm assuming. I'm going to, I'm going to take the summertime heat because it sucks in the wintertime because you're all bundled up. You can't move. You're trying to hammer a nail. Yeah. You can't hold a nail because you got gloves on. I'm with you on that one. Because I can, I can, I can, you know, I, I mean, I know when we used to build houses and shit and
Speaker: When I was working outside and it was summertime, we'd have our shirts off. Yeah, we had a nice tan going on. Yeah. Yeah. We had plenty of ice cold water or other ice cold beverages, which we're not good to drink in the summertime. Right. They were cool and they were refreshing. Amen to that. OK, here's one. By lunchtime. Would you rather, every time you go to the store, would you rather buy 10 things you don't need or forget the one thing you went to the store for?
Speaker: I'm gonna go with what I do anyways right now. Buy 10 things I don't fucking need. Hell, I've done both. I've done both. That's a hard one. I was just saying, I go down, I buy 10 things I don't need, and I didn't get what I meant to get. Exactly. Because that's a bitch when you forget that one thing that you need, because once you're home, you're like, I ain't fucking going back out of here. That's a pain in the ass. I guess I'll make something else that doesn't require that one thing I needed. Here's one that doesn't apply to me at all.
Speaker: Would you rather never be able to go outside during the day or never be able to go outside at night? Doesn't apply to me because I never go outside, so. That's hard to answer being somebody who's hung out on both and worked on both. I don't know how to answer that. You're supposed to be out during daytime. The sunlight's good for you. It's good for your skin. Good for your body. So you're supposed to be out during daytime. You'd probably rather not be out at night, but you got to stay awake at night for enemies. That's nature.
Speaker: I don't go outside at night. You don't go outside first fucking place. No, I do. I go outside during the day. Like when it gets dark, we start heading home. And that's just personal choices. It's usually time to get kids. Right. Okay. Would you rather have Beyonce's talent or Jay Z's business accumulations? Jay Z's business accumulations. I was thinking the same.
Speaker: Here's a good one that I'm of course answer number one right away. Would you rather be 11 feet tall or nine inches tall? I don't want anything good. We know I'm going 11 feet tall, at least for a day. Maybe for a day. I mean either one would suck.
Speaker: Because if you're 11 feet tall, you basically have to buy a truck. You can't have a sports car. And nine inches tall, you can't have a car at all. No, you can't. You ain't driving no wheel. You can drive no fucking power wheels everywhere. Oh, God. Oh, good. Here's an interesting, as we are... You got company.
Speaker: There it is. You know, he can see you on the camera. What'd you say? What, Austin? Tony saw that I was here. We all saw you were here. As Jeff said, you do know I can see you on the camera, right? I know. Or I get confused. As we are all moving along. Tony's house is here at my house. Yeah, you're confused.
Speaker: as we are all movie buffs, would you rather be an extra in an Oscar winning movie or the lead in a box office flop? I would have to go with the lead. People would have been the lead a box office flops. They got, they got, they got chest out. You got to move off from it. So right now you want to be, you want to be good. You could become a cult classic. Look at, look at fucking, uh, uh,
Speaker: We're at our yank of it. Look at Kevin Smith's career for the most part. And nothing against Kevin Smith because I personally, I love him and I love his movies. The only one I didn't like was Geely, but I like his movies. Geely got roasted so bad. That movie got roasted so bad. Speaking of being lead actors and movies that flopped Ben Affleck was in Geely. But he was okay before that movie.
Speaker: He was okay before and he was okay after. Weird Al Yankovic has not recovered from VHF or UHF, whatever the fucking moment was. Well, he wasn't an actor. That was some dumb ass movie that he had no business. That was just like, hey, Weird Al, you want to make a movie? No disrespect to Weird Al. I mean, he got famous for being - Doing parodies. Yeah. Being mediocre at best. I mean, it's something that people
Speaker: do with ease anymore. So it's not, I know it was new back then, but you know, and I liked his music. I ain't gonna say I didn't, because some of that shit was funny as hell. Everybody liked that shit. Everybody loved Eat It. Everybody loved Eat It in Fenton. And what is it? Amish Paradise? Everybody loved them shits.
Speaker: I love that song. Here's an interesting one. Here's an interesting one. Would you rather vomit on your hero or your hero vomit on you? Probably vomit on your hero. Your hero's radioactive.
Speaker: I don't think he means superhero. And if it wasn't superhero, maybe you could get some of that. Nick Cage, or not Nick Cage, but Ryan Reynolds. Okay, so I wouldn't want Polka Dot Man to vote. I wouldn't want Polka Dot Man to vomit on me. How about that? Yeah, you're thinking superheroes. We're talking about like actors, musicians, or something like that. Celebrity. Superhero is somebody with superpowers.
Speaker: No, but I didn't say superhero. He said you're a hero. Oh. As in, you know, we all love Ryan Reynolds. Would you have rather have Ryan Reynolds puke on you or you puke on Ryan Reynolds? I'm not puking on Ryan. I don't know what Ryan Reynolds puke on me. I don't know. Is it in his mouth? Well, my thought was if I had my hero puke on me, I'm going to get a whole bunch of shit signed. Well, I did have one of my one of my favorite country singers back in the day, puke on my food. That counts. Does that make you a celebrity?
Speaker: I don't make me a celebrity. He was. It didn't bother me at all, but we were drinking and apparently he couldn't handle the shots. This one's kind of gross. Would you rather wear the same socks for a month or the same underwear for a week?
Speaker: I'd have to go with socks. Same socks for a month or underwear for a week. Same underwear for a week. I don't even change. I don't typically change my underwear once every three to four months anyway, so. Yeah, well, you turn them inside out. They start falling off. I'm like, oh, time to change them. They start falling apart. It's just cheaper to go by do it than it is to walk. I would have to go with socks. I mean, at the end of the day, you know,
Speaker: Yeah, both are kind of gross, but yeah, I think that would go as fast. Yeah. Oh, here's an interesting. Would you rather work an overtime shift with your annoying boss or spend a full day with your mother -in -law? Spend a full day with my mother -in -law.
Speaker: I was going to say my mother -in -law because I've dealt with bosses and you can't really punch him in the face. At least with my mother -in -law. No, but I can start drinking. Ooh. Would you rather always have BO and not know it or always smell BO on everyone else?
Speaker: Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good.
Speaker: Right. So you either stink like a stinky fuck, or you smell everybody else's stinky ass. You already smell everybody else's stinky ass. I know. I would totally go with, I would, I don't want to smell everybody's ass, so I'd go with myself. You would go with being a stinky motherfucker. Now see, this one,
Speaker: I'm just going to ask you questions. I got to do my teleconference. It was the same question. It was the same question. Have B .O. or smell everybody else's B .O. Probably have it. Would you rather be always 10 minutes late or 20 minutes or not? I would have to go there early.
Speaker: You don't want to be late on purpose. You try to be late. I'm always early. So that was easy. Oh, here's one for you, Tony. Spend a week in the forest or a night in a real haunted house. Chris is going to that fucking haunted house. But he could be fine either way. I would probably do the haunted house.
Speaker: I might do the forest. I'm going to the haunted house. I'm moving into that bitch. Can I just live here for free? I mean, what's the deal? Would you rather find a rat in your kitchen or a roach in your bed? Probably a roach in the bed. You can get rid of them. You can get rid of rats, too. Yeah, but rats are bigger to kill. It's a bigger mess.
Speaker: I just call Chrissy the way but I can't get these fuckers out of my house. I would much rather find a rat in my kitchen because there's a roach in my bed by that point. There's probably thousands of them that I ain't seen. Exactly. That's why I keep a can of spring. What is it? Every roach you see, there's like 15 you don't? Yeah, something like that. That's why you got a spring in my kitchen. It's a good possibility that there's only one rat. Once I kill him, he's dead.
Speaker: Yeah. Here's an interesting one. And in this one, I would definitely have to go to the number two option. Would you rather have a pause or a rewind button in your life? I don't know. Probably pause. I should check your decisions. I think I would go and rewind. Yeah, I think I would make a bad decision to just rewind. Okay.
Speaker: And literally if you fuck up again, you rewind again. You literally just rewind. But I do see your point with the pause button because you can, you pause and be like, do I really want to do this? But with the rewind, you can do it and then just rewind and do it again. Yes. Come down Zach Morris. Y 'all are sick. Let me go jump in this meeting. I'm going to drop. Gentlemen, it's been fun. I'll try to be back when we end early, but if not, I'll catch you all later.
Speaker: VA hopefully smoking Michael jump up to it. We'll see what happens. We'll be here. Gotcha. Last one. Last one. I have more. But last one, would you always have a full battery on your phone or full tank gas? Obviously full tank gas. Yeah, I'll take full tank gas. I mean, because guess I have two.
Speaker: Like two. You don't have a car that runs, so gas is not that important to you. Yeah, but my phone normally stays charged anyways. And with a full gank of gas, I can plug my phone into the car. So yeah, I have a bunch of those. I mean, there's literally 250 of them here. And I haven't even got through them all. Oh, here's an interesting one.
Speaker: on your wedding night would you rather have would you rather have gas be gassy on your first date or your wedding night i'd say wedding night because at the end of the day she already knows who the fuck i am at that point yeah we're getting married yeah we're getting married then um
Speaker: If you don't know, I think my ass stinks by now. You're going to learn tonight. You know, I have another thing I'm working on. And it'll be interesting, but I got to do a lot more research on it. I got to find time to do the research. Ooh. I know I keep saying last one, but would you rather be Danny DeVito or Danny Trejo in a movie?
Speaker: trail easy even though i look like danny yeah yeah i would definitely oh this is interesting would you rather be able to take away any take back anything you said or hear any conversation about you
Speaker: I think I'd like to hear any conversation about them because I know there's some scared ass motherfuckers in my life that like to talk shit behind my back. Exactly. Yeah. Because nine times out of 10, if I say something, I meant what I said, I ain't taking it back. Right. Yeah. But I would love to hear some of the conversations that some of these shady ass fake motherfuckers are having about me. Right.
Speaker: Um we'll be able to just like randomly pop up and call him out. Remember that time you said I didn't say that. You a motherfucking liar. This was this was kind of easy. Would you rather spend the weekend with pirates or ninjas? Ninjas. Right? Yes, you are. Teach me something. I'm a fucking karate kid on this motherfucker.
Speaker: I know I, my kids have been watching it and I keep getting sucked into it. I'm like, fuck, this is like the fifth season or the fourth season that they're watching. They've been watching both. And I'm like,
Speaker: Okay, I got it. I do need to maybe try to get into it because it's not so much that it's really that good of a show. It's just really cool. It's nostalgic. It's cool to see how many of the original characters that they've actually brought back. And they keep bringing up more. I mean, they brought back the girl he started dating in Okinawa. She did a cameo, but still.
Speaker: And Elizabeth's shoe popped up. I mean, this is before she was on the boys or before I knew she was on the boys. Wait. Yeah, no, exactly. That's been kind of the cool thing. It's been getting me wrapped up. I wrapped up into it and it's just the nostalgia factor and all the
Speaker: The beauty of the first couple episodes, you get to see how Johnny's life turned out. Because Johnny had kind of a real shit life. Yeah, you never realized that Johnny was like Johnny's stepdad was a dude.
Speaker: I don't know if it was a stepdad of Douche, but then he had his Cobra Kai since I was John Kreese. When Kreese found Johnny, he kind of took Johnny under his wing, so it was kind of a Mr. Miyagi kind of thing for Johnny, but Kreese just took it too far.
Speaker: Dude, when did you get the last season? Holy shit. The new season's awesome. Yeah, I've seen they brought Silver back and all hell breaks loose because Silver's a scumbag. Silver's a bigger scumbag than he ever was in a movie. Yeah. I've seen a bunch of that. Well, like I said, I was telling the guys on Saturday, I've been watching that Lethal Weapon series, and it's not terrible.
Speaker: No, it's not terrible. It's decent. It's watchable. It's a nostalgia factor kind of thing. But in the new, you know, where they're actually using cell phones. And only once has Weyand said, I'm too old for this shit. And he said it as a joke. And when he said it, I was like, finally, that's what I've been waiting for fucking two seasons. Yes, finally.
Speaker: But it's basically like any police show. Each episode, they solve a crime, which if it would have been, if I would have been making it, I would have done less episodes per season and have one big crime that they're solving little crimes rubbing. There's the whole thing. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, that's true. No, but I mean like, like the only overlaying crime that's not solved, and it's kind of been solved, was who killed Riggs' wife. Yeah. And when you find out who actually orchestrated it, you're like, holy fuck. But I'm waiting for season, I want to get through season one and two because Sean William Scott shows up in season three.
Speaker: And I'm like, I see that. Yeah, they replaced Riggs with him. Well, yeah, well, apparently, and I was looking at him based on what Google said is that Riggs dies. I was like, well, no wonder your show got canceled. You killed off one of the main characters. What? Because I literally, you know, I started watching it because the poster had Sean Williams Scott and Wayans on it. And I was like, oh, I'm in. And I was like, where's fucking Sean Williams Scott?
Speaker: Wait, that guy's rigs? No, shall we? No, no, no. Started Googling shit, and I was like, oh, I didn't fuck. He said, three, fuck. Yeah, no, like I said, I just restarted watching Grim. I never finished that show, so I just started to rewatch. I think I made it to like the last suit. Grim. It's basically a detective show, but the guy's a Grim, like the Brothers Grims who wrote all the fairy tales.
Speaker: Yeah, I started to watch that show when it was on netflix. They took it off netflix. I'm never gonna fucking finish it's on prime. Um So, you know Where is the guy that helps him out he he's he's like, uh
Speaker: He's a blue bot. Yes, exactly. And only the Grims can see him. It's a really interesting show. It's a good show. I like it. And I never finished watching the last season because I think I was on the second to last season, but I knew they were getting ready to kill off a couple of main characters. I'm not fucking watching them kill off two of my favorite characters.
Speaker: You know, because because they were inching towards it. And I'm like, you know, his partner, the wolf guy, I actually like him. I think he's really cool. You know, he's he's willing to help out. And but I love when you when he scares one of them and they they change their their form real quick. They're like out of shock. They're like, yeah, like a go for some shit. You're like, wait, what? Yeah, what the fuck?
Speaker: No, it's actually a really good show. I like that. And I think I got two seasons in, and then Netflix took it off. And I was like, fuck. Now, I couldn't remember. Paul. Yeah. It's on Prime. I think I'm about halfway through season two. I just started rewatching it. What was the other one? I want to start watching.
Speaker: I guess bullet training might be coming up on HBO soon. Yeah, it's already out on digital. The new Halloween ends comes out Friday. Yeah, I saw that. Peacock. And in theaters. I'm like, hell of a call, Peacock. That's what I'm talking about. Now they just actually had... Have I made the entire bag? Of what?
Speaker: Yeah, I don't know. That's fine. But no, there's a couple of shows on HBO that I'm really kind of interested in. Watch the Harley Quinn show. Kevin started watching it the other day. He should not be watching it. And that's what I said. I said, this is so good. It's not terrible because it's a film. It's not a cartoon still. Yeah, it's not too bad. It's just the language. Yeah, I think the language. Like, in season two or three or whatever,
Speaker: when Harley and Poison Ivy get together, they say a lot. Like, they go on their - Double on times. Yeah, well, they go on their Kill Bang, or was it the Kill Bang World Tour? It was basically just them killing people and fucking, and they keep making a reference to it. But they never really actually show anything. No, that's not true. No, but - The language is a little bit out there.
Speaker: Well, he's... I never asked for joint number one. I don't know if you can see that, but it's actually a cigarette that he twists at the end. What do you make it? Sure, why not? Yeah. But no, uh, what else? I want to watch that Walker series because you said that was good.
Speaker: Yeah, I need to watch the first season. I haven't watched season two yet. I need to get on that. Do you know what I found out is being filmed as we speak? Reacher season two. Nice. Right? I saw it on TikTok and I was like, and it was like, it was like, you know, with the guy standing in front, he's like, I can't believe this is being made. And then he turns and says, Reacher season two starts filming next date. What up, motherfucker?
Speaker: What's going on Chris? Awesome. Yeah, no, that's cool. That was a good, that was a good series. I didn't expect to, I didn't expect to like it because the actor. But I love that dude. Yeah, well that guy, he was actually in the first Hunger Games or the second Hunger Games and well, he plays a bad guy and he's only got like three speaking words.
Speaker: Oh, okay. I didn't really see the Hunger Games, but he was Aquaman in Smallville. Right. And then he was the crazy linebacker in Blue Mountain State. Yes. That fucking show. And on HBO's. That show cracks me up.
Speaker: And on that show, Titans, the Teen Titans show that they did on HBO, he plays Hawkman. And he's been, he's in a, or not Hawkman. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, not Hawkman. He was, it was Hawk and Dove. Yeah. Hawk and Dove. When, when Robin first ventured out on his own and created a group, it was like birds of prayer or some shit like that. And it was Robin Hawk.
Speaker: Which were a couple but he's been in some other stuff. That guy's awesome. I mean that guy's a hell of an actor and and He doesn't get enough crazy good in Reacher. Oh Reacher fucking the fact that he's They got him in restraints in the jail cell and he makes it always like you guys recycle but I'm curious on what they're gonna do because
Speaker: The concept of Reacher is he goes to different towns. So is it all new cast or or Something like that, you know, I'm curious Well, yeah, I'm sure it's gonna be a lot like the movies I mean, you know, you only need the main character. You only need Reacher, right? the guy that played the district attorney, I thought he was excellent and
Speaker: I mean, his character was kind of a douche, but the acting I thought was really good. And the little detective chick that he ended up jumping in the shower with him, didn't see that coming, by the way. How did you not see that coming? It was building from the moment they left. Well, I saw it coming, but I didn't expect them to show as much as they did. That chick just stripped out here like, hello.
Speaker: but you were like, rewind, rewind, pause, pause, rewind, pause. No, I'm not doing anything, honey, go away. No, but it's like a TikTok video when it starts out with a thirst trap song and like, Steven, what are you doing? I'm having drugs. Yeah, exactly. What are you doing? Drugs. Watch a game porn. I mean, no.
Speaker: Oh, so it's Tuesday. Are you accidentally watching Gay Born Again for the last six hours? But I thought she, as a character, I thought she did really well. The fact that, you know, she was the love interest. But and she did look kind of funny and stand next to Reacher because he's the dude's fucking mountain. But I'm definitely going to definitely check out the second season.
Speaker: Yeah, dude's a monster. But I want to check out that show, the Lois and Clark, where they have kids and shit. It's on HBO as well. I want to watch that. It's all right. I started watching the first season, but then I kind of faded out because I was watching it live. It was on CW. Oh, OK. So I was having to catch an episode every week. So I kind of faded out on it.
Speaker: Yeah, just because I was doing something, you know, because when they, when the end of the final times where I was doing something. Good. Because I have a life from time to time and I'm not just hanging out, watching things that I don't like and making stupid ass comments and stuff like that.
Speaker: Well, the last time I had an HBO, I was watching the final season of Game of Thrones. Then I was like, yeah, there's no point in having an HBO. The comparative difference between what was on HBO then and what's on HBO now is like 180 degrees. It's like 10 times better than it was back then.
Speaker: HBO has a lot of good movies and a lot of a lot of good shows on there and stuff like that I sometimes forget I have it because I don't watch it a whole lot because I I get sidetracked on Prime right because you know I'm especially especially like right now because I'm watching a lot of horror movies and shit
Speaker: Right. And Prime has a really good, thank you. Well, right now HBO's got a shit ton of horror movies for this. Yeah, I went through and looked at it yesterday. Yeah, a lot of the old school horror. They got The Nightmare on Elm Street and Jason and stuff like that. So, but, you know, there are certain shows on HBO that I want to get back into, but right now I'm on Grimm and it's one that I
Speaker: Definitely want to finish this time. I absolutely want to finish it this time. So yeah, we'll see what happens. Well, the one nice thing about Prime is you have Prime and then Paramount's got a bunch of classics on there. And then you got FGM has got a bunch of classics on there. We got all the sub channels that you can buy on Prime.
Speaker: Right. And they're only like $3 or some shit like that. And so it's worth it. And I, my Netflix, I almost, I use, but I only use it for like, I, like if I know something's coming up, I want to watch, like I want to watch that Wednesday series. I think that's going to be interesting because I've been watching the trailer. And my girl's in it. Christina Ricci is going to be in it. She plays like the head master, head master.
Speaker: of the school that Wednesday goes to. But, yeah, it's, and I think I'll be able to keep it this time because I found out there's something on HBO my wife's gonna love. They got all the Dragon Ball Z. Kill me now.
Speaker: No, the Jersey Shore. No, you don't have to watch the things. Oh, no, I don't. I don't. That's why I have two TVs and a computer. That's not why I have a computer. That's why I have a TV in my office. But she sits in the bedroom and watches where an air conditioner is. It's like fuck. Oh, tell her to.
Speaker: Move, bitch. Get out the way. It also comes down to my wife will pass out at like 10 o 'clock. So by the time I go upstairs from getting done with the podcast or whatever, she's usually slowly passed out or anything. So I just change it and watch what I want.
Speaker: Well, I was hoping, uh, I was kind of hoping smoke was going to pop up in here to talk shit to him. I was going to talk shit to him because then Tony's fucking fantasy football league, but I'm eating dog shit in or smokes eat dog shit too. So.
Speaker: Um, which honestly didn't surprise me that the first few weeks I was going to be eating dog shit. I'm still trying to get my team put together. Um, I smoked and I sat me down and actually explained to how fantasy football works. So I smoked and I were the last, were the last two people left without a win this season so far. And I got his ass yesterday. So now smoke is the only one left without a lot without a win.
Speaker: I was, I was telling my buddy, he, I said, I was telling him that you guys have that, the belt fantasy football thing. And he's like, that's cool concept. I'm doing it for money. I was like, well, if I did for money, I'd definitely lose. They're talking about wanting to put money into it. I really don't know what's going with it or, you know, like what's going on with
Speaker: getting a belt or, or whatever. And I mean, you know, it's, it's something for shits and grins. I mean, I think the belt idea is really cool. Uh, because, I mean, you get bragging rights for the year, especially if you're going to keep, if you're going to keep up, if you're going to keep a league together, like I wanted to do it in my league. And, um, you know, a couple of people in my league, we're talking shit about it. We're all fucking adults who wants a belt.
Speaker: And it's like, well, it's not just about you won't put money into it. You know, you want to you want to get a trophy, but then you're going to make fun of having a belt. It's essentially the same damn thing. Yeah, it's basically a trophy. It's just you don't have to buy a trophy each year. You literally have a trophy for a year and then you have to give it up or you lose. Yeah. So it's like Stanley Cup.
Speaker: Yeah, everybody pitches in the first time around. And then after that, all you do is pitch in to get it shipped. So I mean, you know, and some of us, yeah. And some of us, you know, ha I would say half of our league is right here in town. Exactly. So, you know, really the only are here. Yeah. Me.
Speaker: So seven of the 10 are here in town. So literally you don't even have to cost anything for shipping. Mostly because you just drive across town. I'll meet you at McDonald's. One guy lives in, one guy lives in Michigan. One guy lives in, in, in California and then Cameron lives down in South Carolina. So, I mean, and I mean, granted the guy who won last year was, was my buddy out in California.
Speaker: but he's eating dog shit this year. He's got one win. So, you know, but, and Cam and his brother, well his brother's actually doing pretty well this year, but Cam, I think he's got one or two wins.
Speaker: I was talking to my buddy, Cy, because he started work this week. He finished up his training so he could actually start putting in clients. And we were talking about that. And he explained how fantasy football works on the point system and all that stuff. I was like, okay, now it makes sense. I would still lose, but I know I understand the concept. Yeah, no, exactly. And what's funny in our league right now,
Speaker: The three ladies in our league, they're all tied for first place. Nice. So, and then my ass is just hanging out in second place like, I've lost two of the three women in here. No, I was, I was, I'm trying to convince myself
Speaker: on something. I don't know if you've seen it, but have you seen it? In the words of Shia LaBeau, LaBeau. Do it. Just do it. Well, the problem is the price. I saw. Why is the price the problem? Because in your own, you know, you like to do these weird stuff. No, no, no, no.
Speaker: about how much money you have and I keep hearing you talk about all the money you have and how rich you are yet I never said I was doing them like you got a dollar in your a dollar to your name no because because I saw I finally saw in person 2023 Colorado yeah you sent me the video oh I think it's sweet oh
Speaker: No, but the 2022 is kind of, they're all right, but the 23 is, it's got that, it's got edgy. That's a sport package, which is the same thing you can get on the 2022, 2021, 2020. No, no, no, they got a whole new grill. They got a whole new front end. The front clip is all new. They all still look badass if you get that specific addition, that model of the Colorado. It's a badass looking truck. What's going on on Triple R?
Speaker: Yeah, that model of Colorado, ZR3 or whatever it is, ZR2, whatever, is fucking nice. Wow. But the brand new one is awesome. The problem is Chevrolet wants almost 40 % down.
Speaker: That's a big I don't understand your dealerships down there your dealerships are so What fucking wonky man? Yeah, that each one has a different set of rules like the different percentage on stuff because Make sure yeah for her. Oh they do. Well, you also leasing is not an option here either. They don't have Yeah, you can't lease
Speaker: You can, but you go through a third company, exactly. You go through a third company and the lease cost, it was like, it was like $1 ,000 a month, the lease, or buy it for $500 a month. I was like, oh, gee. Triple R, those Chevy Colorados, I was going to buy one before I got my Equinox, but then I decided I'm going to go ahead and we'll get the SUV right now.
Speaker: And then I'll keep it for a few because I've been in this weird cycle for the last several years. I buy a new car, I keep it for about four years, and then I traded it. So I'll probably keep this one three to four years. And when I do, Austin will probably be out of the house doing her own thing. She'll be 21, 22. Buddy's going to be 16, 17 years old. Hopefully she'll have a license and have a car. So when I trade this Equinox, and it's just going to be me and cash. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, so I, and I don't, and as much as I would love a big jerk off, uh, Chevy, 2 ,500 Silverado, uh, what is it? The big country or the, whatever the back, high country, they're sexy as fuck, but I don't need one. So, you know, I think the Colorado will be cool. And then, you know, by the time I go to get rid of that Colorado, both girls should be doing their own thing.
Speaker: Cash should be almost 18, and then I will go buy me a big fuck -off truck. Yeah, because you don't have the expense of the kids no more. Yeah. I'm going to buy me a big fuck -off truck. No, it's like we're buying the Fiat for the ride. I'm spoiled. Triple R. I'm spoiled. I keep mine four years and trade them in. I keep mine until they fucking, the wheels fall off. And then I re -roll. You also don't buy anything new. Yeah. Because...
Speaker: As we've stated before, I will void the warranty by the end of the month. Unnecessarily. Yeah, unnecessarily. Yes, 100 % unnecessarily. But like I said, we're buying the Fiat for the wife and I don't really plan on doing anything to it except for maybe putting rims on it. But
Speaker: What is it? An 09 Escalade EXT, which is basically the Avalanche. It's basically an Avalanche, but it's a Cadillac. Oh, the Cadillac truck? Yeah, a Cadillac EXT. And... Those are nice. And it's only like, it was like $6 ,000. That won't get you chopped up down there? No, because it's old.
Speaker: But I also found a, and I'm trying to, I have this weird thing. I want and I need a truck because I'm constantly going and buying shit for the house and doing projects and stuff. But I got my eye on a couple of different Mercedes cars too. I want and need, nevermind or get myself in trouble.
Speaker: There's that pause button that Tony was talking about. But with rewind, you could have said it and then just rewind it like nothing ever happened. See, I paused and I thought about it for a second. My filter all of a sudden kicked in for some weird reason. I found what was an 06 Mercedes C350.
Speaker: which is, it's still, it's a turbo V6 Mercedes and it's mint. And they only want like four grand for it. And I was like, you know, it looked cool rolling through my neighborhood in Mercedes. But dangerous. Back when in Mercedes. Although I don't, it's actually, believe it or not, it's more dangerous to drive a single cap pickup truck.
Speaker: like Chevy Silverado or something like that single cap for me than it is to drive a new Mercedes. Because the single cap is the one everybody wants. Yeah. Yeah. But I, you know, one of my dream vehicles, and I know you can barely hear me, but one of my dream vehicles is the 96 Silverado. I think it's the sexiest truck ever made.
Speaker: And I was basically told no, like I was a little kid. So what are you going to do? I'll give me something to hear eventually. God damn it. Oh my gosh. I'm so tired. I was just saying that. Well, I was able to hear you, but then. Oh, okay.
Speaker: Yeah, I wasn't sure. Austin was out there playing music. So what'd you say it was a 96, 98, what? 96 to 98 Silverado. It's a cab and a half. I think those are some of the sexiest trucks ever built. And I think it comes down to the old like a rock commercial. Oh dear. Remember those old ranger splashes. Those things were,
Speaker: Oh my gosh, those things were cool. They got a bunch of them here. I can get them all day long, but they won so much. A long time ago. Pops had a regular Ford Ranger 4x4.
Speaker: No, about 20 years ago now, I bought a Ford Ranger Sport. And I love that thing. Ford Ranger Sport 4x4, flare size, extended cab, V6. That thing was sharp, but those splashes were
Speaker: You know what I always want and I was not mad, but I was somewhat jealous of Bob Smith. He bought the S10 Extreme extended cab. Yeah. Those things are slick. I want the T -Rex. I want the Ford Raptor. I want the older Ford Raptor when it still had a V8.
Speaker: Yeah, those twin turbo v6 You talk about this dumb shit. You're gonna fuck around with one of the new Mustangs the electric Mustang never gonna happen. I don't care if You gave me one of those I'd sell the next day The only electric vehicle I would buy and It's a controversial answer is the the Cybertruck. I just think it looks bullshit. I
Speaker: Tesla Cybertruck it literally goes zero to 60 it goes zero to 60 faster than fucking McLaren It looks like dog shit it comes with an ATV I Just think it looks cool. It looks it's like said it's controversial, but it looks it's different. I
Speaker: Apparently, if you get a hooker on Tuesday, because it's two for Tuesday, you can get a blowjob and a way for the price of one. It doesn't mean I'm buying it. I'm just saying. You don't think the Cybertruck is kind of cool looking? No, I think it looks stupid as hell.
Speaker: They tried to make it to they did they like tried to make it look too futuristic cyber proxy and it's clunky It's boxy and it's clunky and it's just dumb -looking If I had to buy an electric vehicle like if you had to buy one I would buy that Like I don't know about that new the new f -150 lightning that electric one I
Speaker: I just, I don't see it working. Because what happens when you put a load on a battery, Chris? Battery dies faster. Well, yeah, but these batteries are a lot more complicated and a lot, and are a lot more well built than your standard double A batteries. And less, less we forget. 90 % of the batteries that I put in my vape. 90 % of people buy trucks don't do trucks that well.
Speaker: Exactly. Now it is. So that makes sense. It's the reason we now have the Carolina squat in trucks that are lifted, but they sit like this. The reverse rake. That shit used to drive me absol. Oh, it still drives me crazy. I just want to smack you. No, when I lived in South Carolina, it drove me crazy. That was the only good thing about coming back to Ohio. If there was a good thing about coming back to Ohio was no.
Speaker: Um, when, when the boys around here lift their trucks, they lift their fucking trucks. It, you know, the Carolina spot looks to me, he's like, Oh, I'm waiting on the other half of my lift kit. Pretty much. Yeah. Basically I could only afford half of my lift kit. Yeah. You know, uh, my dad. Well, that's like, that's like the guys who drive, that's like the guys who drive around with those
Speaker: little tiny Harley, like three fifties or whatever. I don't know. I've got a motorcycle guy, so don't, don't get on me. But your little baby Harley scooter. So it's like, what's the rest of the bike coming? Yes. What's the rest of the bike coming? Because your dumb ass bought a Harley just for the name, but you clearly couldn't afford the Harley. So you bought half of a Harley.
Speaker: Well, it's like, uh, my dad was telling me, uh, I was friends with those idiots, right? No brick. And I used to make fun of them. They would heat their Springs. Yeah. You put it up on cars and put it up on tax. You heat the spring and then drop the jack as fast as you can. And that spring will stay that way. I did it. I was friends with those idiots that did that with their trucks, their cars, with everything. Hey, there you go. There's another idiot that I was friends with that did that.
Speaker: And it was funny because I had a race car, man. I had a buddy of mine that had a goddamn Ford Pro. He couldn't drive over a goddamn piece of gravel in the road. This motherfucker used to get hung up on speed bumps like it was his job.
Speaker: but I didn't do it as I think only I think when I did it for my S10 I think it only I I got I did it in a way where it didn't go more than two inch drop so I still had plenty clearance
Speaker: Of course, most of the time when that happened, we were all drunk. But don't lower my heart. I got an idea. Me being drunk and being the voice of reason, you know you were doing something wrong. If I was drunk and I was the voice of reason. Nine times out of ten, if I'm drunk, I'm leading the idiot brigade. Like, hey, boys, I got an idea. I was talking to my dad once. Some of us might not make it, but... I was talking to my dad once about... We are going to have a hell of a story.
Speaker: I was talking to my dad once about, you know, one of my dream vehicles is a 57 Chevy. It's just, but it's so far out of my reach and so I'll never get it, you know, kind of like, plus they're rarer than a $3 bill down here. But it, I said, you know, first thing I do is put a rake on it, you know, where the front end sits lower, the back's higher, because it looks cool. He says, you know, when I was a kid, he says back in the fifties, we would do it reverse.
Speaker: very much like Carolina SWAT. And I was like, why? And it was, it was called a gasser, because basically, when you take off that front end, front wheels come off the ground and do wheelie. I was like, yeah, it just doesn't look cool. He's like, well, gasser's were cool back in the day. And I asked him about two months ago, I was like, have you seen these trucks that have gasser setups? He's like, that Carolina SWAT shit.
Speaker: He's literally he like me not Carolina squash shit I was like I Did I had a Dodge neon I bought it it was red I put neon lights on it painted it blue No
Speaker: I painted it yellow, had blue neon lights underneath of it. I had a wing on it. I had all that stupid shit all over it. And no, I never ran six by nines. I ran two 12s. I had six by nines in the door. Yeah. I'm the kind of asshole. To this day, he's 41 years old, random Rick, and he has a stupid ass boots of Michigan.
Speaker: And then he wants to turn it into Paul Walker's car from Fast and Furious. I do. And I will. I do. I hope your wife catches that car on fire. No, she's not allowed to drive it once it fits off. Once I put $40 ,000. I hope she just catches it on fire right now. Too late. It's already happened. Couple times that fucking car. But that Malibu says out there that you both get drunk. Hello, my name's Jeff and I'm a drunk.
Speaker: The Malibu, in the driveways... The speakers in the trunk then are worth more than the goddamn car itself. Oh, 100%. 100%. 100%. The amp, the amp costs more than a fucking car. Yeah. I think I paid $1 ,500 for that car. Yeah. $1 ,500 for the car. And I got like a $2 ,000 stereo system in it.
Speaker: And it's got a custom paint job and all that stuff. That's right. I do live my life at a quarter mile in time. It just takes me forever to get to the end of that quarter mile in my car. Jeff lives his life a quarter inch at a time. While I push the car. Well, like right now, the eclipse,
Speaker: I got my buddy coming by sometime next week. We're going to pull the motor out of the car. The motor's ready to come out. I just need a cherry picker. He's got a cherry picker, I know. Because my wife won't let me buy one. She's like, how long are you going to pull the motor out of your car? I said, well, at least once. It pays for itself right there.
Speaker: I hate you so much, just so you know. Mind you, have you seen the price of a cherry picker? I'm just so glad you live in Mexico. You don't live remotely close to me. Yeah, because you know what? I'd be like, Chris, come over here. I got beer. Help me take the motor out of my car. You would literally, you would show up on the show and look like a battered wife because you would come up with some dumb shit like buying a cherry picker for a one -time use.
Speaker: And I would just slap the shit out of you. I bought jack stands for one -time use. I'd be like, why? We could just unbold it and pick it up. No, no, that's a quarter -timey shit.
Speaker: I'm scrawled. How many beers you got? How many beers you got? I bet you, I bet you 20 bucks. I can pick that engine up out of that car. See that's, that's where you'd be, you'd be in traction all the time. Cause cause I literally just call you over like, Hey Chris, I got a bunch of beer here. Wait till you're about 15, 20. And I bet you can't lift that motor out of my car.
Speaker: Okay, send it down over there. Again, again. I bet you can't pick that other voter up and put it in the car. Again, I go back to what I said. Typically, when I'm drinking out with buddies, I am the leader of the idiot brigade. So if we are drinking and you come up with a dumbass idea and I'm like, yeah, that's probably not a good idea, you should shut up and listen.
Speaker: Maybe we should just listen to old Blick.
Speaker: Come on, Chris. I can take the shot. Typically, I'm down for shenanigans and fuckery. But this is going to make a great story one day. Come on, Chris. Just drink this fifth of Jack. Can you lift that motor? Yeah. Go ahead. Show him. Enjoy himself a God of War. Can you see?
Speaker: kind of cool right he's got into god of war i don't know why but he's just like all up on god of war he's never played the fucking game but he wants you to buy the game and i spent 60 random ricks his kudos
Speaker: He's my wife got mad the other day because I've been I've never played it but my wife got mad the other day cuz I order pizza and I spent $30 on pizza and I was like you imagine what your mother would say if I spent 60 hours a fucking video game that I never play
Speaker: Again again, Jeffrey one word Yeah, one word when your wife starts bitching about money you're up. Yeah, it doesn't work that way
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Speaker: 11 years or so and was with her for 17 or 18 before. Yeah, I must've done something right for a minute now. For a minute. Like we said Saturday, I know that I am the problem. Trust me. Yes. Not being good enough for anybody, apparently, is a huge problem. Hey, you only need one.
Speaker: next one I'm just gonna keep I'm just gonna keep drugged and locked in the basement. You can never leave. You're watching all these Star Wars movies.
Speaker: Remember the guy in Cleveland that kept women locked in his basement in cages? Well, you're mine forever. There's a whole bunch of memes.
Speaker: Where in the beginning of that first episode of the Devon Domerycharies, he tells the guy, he says, you can leave when we finish watching the movie. There's a whole bunch of memes. You can leave when we finish watching all the Lord of the Rings. You can leave when we finish watching True Blood. You can leave when we finish watching all the Star Wars. Every one of them I see, I'm like, nice.
Speaker: We're going to find out what this whole Star Wars thing is about. Jim Larson, RIP Jeff, took Glick's advice. A friend of mine sent me a meme today.
Speaker: That said little Dahmer, like, like the little Debbie snack treats. It says a little Dahmer skin of minerals. I actually saw, I saw something today and I sent it to my wife because it's something I've been thinking about for awhile. We talked about how we would, none of us want to have kids anymore. So I'm thinking about going and getting big vasectomy.
Speaker: And look, you know, you can tell me whatever you want to tell me. I've heard the horror stories. I don't ever want to have any type of surgery in Mexico, let alone sharp objects. You got to remember though. A it's super cheap. B a lot of the best schools are in South America.
Speaker: for a quarter of the price. You can say that all day long, but I also know a lot of immigrants that I used to know at OSU that were doctors, lawyers, scientists in South American countries. And then they came to the States and they couldn't be those professions because
Speaker: Well, no. You have to get, like, in order to be that profession in the States, you have to be certified in the State. So you basically have to retake your own case. He's going to keep trying to sell this. But I saw this and I thought it was hilarious. Oh, yeah. They do. They do a whole. Yeah, I've seen those. The whole thing. No balls.
Speaker: Yeah, they do. They do. They do the vasectomy care baskets. Yeah. What? Yeah, I'll just buy condoms. Yeah. I'm not pulling game shit. Again, if needed, I'll just buy condoms. Yeah, but I get some on a regular basis, so it's like... Again, if needed... I mean, it's a good thing I make as much money as I do.
Speaker: Again, if needed, I'll buy condoms, regular basis or not. No, but it's like, it's, it's to the point where vasectomy now is just, it's in and out. Yeah, it's quick in and out. You get a couple of days of relaxing. Uh, most insurances, I believe cover it. So, I mean, it's, it's inexpensive up here too. It's not like just because you live in Mexico. It's cheap because you live in Mexico.
Speaker: No, you know what, it's actually free. But I would much rather have a... The insurance covers 100 % of it down here. Yeah, I don't know what the insurance covers because I've never looked into it. I'm not even going to lie. I've never looked into it. Never thought about looking into it. I don't know. I'm thinking about it. I haven't decided yet. Probably won't look into it. But, like I said, if needed, they make condoms. And if condoms don't work,
Speaker: And if the condoms don't work, I've got a bottle of liquor on the fridge. I live on the second floor and I have a metal coat hanger and I wear boots on a regular basis. So I don't know if you've seen that. Have you seen that video with a one plus one equals two in my world, baby.
Speaker: we're going to solve this equation have you seen the video and and somebody started to do tiktok where this guy he's sitting in his couch you can hear the game playing in the background but there's there's like three kids running around wild and his wife comes up she stands next to him and she goes i think i'm pregnant and he goes
Speaker: Every time I see it, I laugh my ass. She doubles over goes. I have that break in case of emergency kit. Yes, ladies and gentlemen in the listening audience.
Speaker: They're jokes. Calm down. They're Japanese. He's in a bunch. And I know I'm going. I sent you the complaint department. I know. I need to post that on social media. I know. I think it's hilarious. Yes, I know. I'm going to hell. But if that's the worst thing I go to hell for, well, then I'm doing pretty damn good. Yeah, so. Because I've done a whole hell of a lot worse. We call it the hurt feelings report. Go ahead and check any box you need.
Speaker: And then there's your cure down at the bottom. No, it'll be posted on social media soon. But I saw that and I sent it to you guys. I thought that was hilarious. I was like, we'd need that. When we do a website, that's going to be first page right there. We do need that though, actually. Yeah.
Speaker: We do need it because the funny thing about it, and it still cracks me up to this day, are usually people with the most hard feelings are our biggest. Yeah. Well, uh, and, and I know you're not the biggest fan of George Carlin, but George Collins said it best is like, you ever noticed the chicks that are, that are 100 % for abortion or the chicks you don't want to fuck in the first place.
Speaker: This is true. Just like, you know, and I put that into the tribute of, you ever notice the people actually complain the most or the people you don't give a fuck about? That's my theory behind it. No, exactly. Like I said, you know, some of our biggest fans are the ones that hate us the most, but you keep watching, so we appreciate that. Keep going, Snowflake. Keep adding them numbers for us.
Speaker: We appreciate it. I already know what you're going to have to eat. Thank you. You put them in practice. You put them numbers up for us. We appreciate it. Watch that. We got one of those dials. Slowly, it just keeps moving. Just tag us. Play a little more. Say hello.
Speaker: It's like an odometer and like 90 % of that is people that ate us, but they listened for four hours at a time. So I don't like the, uh, the McDonald's. Uh, remember back in the day, McDonald's used to have on their billboard, the running tally of big mass burger sold like snowflakes pissed off. Yeah.
Speaker: or snowflakes melted. That's what we need to do. We need to get, in our tea spring, we need to get one of the cups that says snowflakes melted. Melted snowflake tea. On the side of the glass, so when we're drinking it says melted snowflake tea. What did you say, Jeff?
Speaker: I said we need to get one of those glasses that says melted snowflake tears. Oh yeah. Glass so when you're drinking it looks like you're drinking melted snowflake tears. Oh yeah. I saw a glass today that said liberals tears and I was like oh I want that.
Speaker: That's a good thing I showed up tonight. You've been by yourself. Yeah, I didn't even know Tony had, I didn't know Tony had a meeting or whatever. I know he had a meeting. I know he had meetings. Shit, I got all prepared for our meeting today at work and the meeting lasted all of 15 minutes. I was like, really? I had a surprise meeting this morning, but it was okay. It was cool.
Speaker: I actually look forward to meeting at work because I don't know what it is, but the meetings at work just make my day just zoom by. Like we had that meeting on Thursday. We have a bi -weekly meeting on Thursdays and it's at noon my time and it's earlier for people in Utah.
Speaker: By the time that meeting comes up, I've already got 90 % of my work done. And then the meetings last about an hour and I make three phone calls. I'm like, shit, it's five o 'clock already. I'm out of here. Yeah. One of my, one of my bigger bosses showed up today, which is cool. Cause I like my bosses, man. I ain't got no complaints about the company I work for. I really enjoyed it. I enjoy the people I work for, you know, I work with and people that I work for. My bosses are all super cool. You know, that kind of chair laid back a whole company is so.
Speaker: I got no complaints. So usually, you know, like in the past, you see your fucking boss pull up and you'd get that fucking your stomach would drop because like, Yeah, when you're like, Oh, shit, what do I do now? Yeah, what's gonna what's what's this fucking day gonna turn out to be like, but now it's like one of my boss. Oh, hey. What's up, man? What are you doing? No, when I first started if it's like,
Speaker: When I first started with this job, I'd get a call from the boss, and I never got in trouble for anything. I got in trouble for one thing, I sent an overly aggressive email to a client. Yeah, what are you going to do? Well, you live and learn. It was like my third day.
Speaker: You're going to sign this document or I'm going to rape your dogs and murder your wife. It wasn't even a client. It's like we deal with PEOs, which is payroll companies. If you own a company, instead of you doing the books, you hire a company to do the books.
Speaker: This PEO is like, yeah, I don't have that. And I was like, well, according to law, you're supposed to keep them for seven years. So I'm pretty sure you have it, is what I said in the email. And I got a call saying, how dare you send that email? It wasn't my bad. Well, they weren't buying into your pyramid scheme. And then you got all angry with it. Oh my god. We are, as of right now, we're at $1 .4 billion back to our clients as of today.
Speaker: checks in not pending checks in. So, you know, if you're like that, you'll sit on it. Say whatever you want to say. That's all right. I gave you opportunity to make some serious cash. I looked into it and I looked at the company and I decided against it. So, you did die. You lie like a truck. Yes, I did. I don't know why you didn't send me. You can still send me people.
Speaker: Get your two points. All you gotta do is call me and say, hey, call this guy. I don't talk to people. Yeah, well, that's the problem. That's why I was hesitant to bring you in in the first place. I was like, I was just having silence talk to them for no reason. I talk to people, but I'm not actively looking to talk to people. And I'm not talking to people about their fucking finances either. Or their tax documents, like,
Speaker: You know, most of my conversations with people are just bullshitting around. Oh, yeah, by the way, you guys want to get a tax break? Well, it's like I have... Especially since right now, most of the people I'm around are multi -billion or million, almost billionaires, if not billionaires. They really don't care what I have to say as far as that stuff goes. They're like, I've got more money than God at this point.
Speaker: What's a million dollars back gonna do depends on my employees Make sure yeah, make sure you get enough to you make sure your stuff, but
Speaker: I took my machete down and stabbed me with it. Fantastic. Put me out of my misery. Thank you. Finally. My cruel world. This motherfucker is out. I know you're not, I know you probably haven't seen it, but have you ever seen the Twilight series? I know your girls have.
Speaker: my final movie there's they have these three they're they're like the royalty of the vampire the volterians or whatever the hell the volterians those you don't know it but you know their name but but the one guy i didn't say i didn't know my as he's getting killed as he's getting killed he just goes finally
Speaker: No, no, no. I didn't say that I've never seen them. My ex -wife read the books and she watched the movies. I've only seen the movies once. I enjoyed them. I actually enjoyed them. You know, I enjoyed them for a one -time viewing. It's like I'm gonna go back and watch them again or anything like that. Right. I thought they were pretty cool. I thought the werewolves were awesome. All right. Yeah. I thought the werewolves were awesome. My favorite vampire was Zimmick. That was my dude.
Speaker: I thought he was cool. He was the muscle of the family. Yeah. Well, I liked it. I liked the guy that, um, he can alter people's moods. So that was cool too. Yeah. Yeah. And then there was a couple, there was a couple girls and there was a couple. Yeah.
Speaker: There's a couple of girls in the movie that were pretty attractive and whatnot, but I mean, they were cool for a one -time viewing, but it's not nothing that I'm freaking out, like, oh my God, this is the greatest movie series I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, and the whole, you know, the one thing I never got about that was everybody was like, team Edward, team whatever the guy's name was. I never got that. I never got it because she never once showed interest in the other dude,
Speaker: except for she wanted to be his friend. I was like, there's no team there. She's a friend zone disaster from Jump Street. Yeah, she's from Jump Street. Yeah, it's not really. There wasn't so much. I don't get it. I don't know. I'm not going to speak on it, because I don't know. Like I said, I mean, they were, for what they were, I mean, they were all right. Movies, you know, I'm not going to say I hated watching them. They were, yeah, they were fun to watch. But that's how it was about True Blood. Again, my ex -wife, she read the book series.
Speaker: And then she's like, oh, let's watch the show together. And I'm like, the show was dope as fuck. I'm not watching this stupid ass fucking show with you. And then I started watching it. And I'm like, yeah, next to you. No, it's like your show is awesome. Awesome. This show is awesome. I think I've seen Anna that her husband has. Yeah. I like I like LaFayette. I like Travis. Travis killed me. Her brother. He killed. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. You know, he's like the bar owner. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, I like the bar. I liked Hoyt. I thought Hoyt was awesome. Yeah, I liked Hoyt too. I liked Hoyt too. And in my opinion, Hoyt got the hottest chick in the entire series. That little redhead chick. 100%. I thought she was sexy as hell. I loved Hoyt. But I, you know, I kind of felt for Hoyt because I was always a big dumb oaf. I'm still a big dumb oaf. Well, yeah. And that's basically how he is. You know, he's just a big, dumb, lovable oaf.
Speaker: I was mildly upset when it came to the end and Tara died. I loved Tara's character. I thought she was awesome.
Speaker: and her a little bit too much attitude for me she had a little bit too much attitude but i liked her i liked her but but the interaction between her and Lafayette always cracked me up when she shows up she starts throwing shit at him and he grabs that bat he's like come on hookah i was all perished in high school i fucking love that scene he called her hooker all the time hookah i just found myself a seven figure ride and my old ride is yours now
Speaker: Lafayette was awesome. The one thing about Lafayette, he was only supposed to be in the first season. But the fans loved him so much because he's so charismatic that they were like, fuck it, we're keeping him.
Speaker: But yeah, I'm going to have to start rewatching to get on HBO. I got all this. I have all the seasons on DVD, except for season five. I can't get it. I can get it, but I have to order it. I'm like, fucking, not going to HBO. Yeah, no, I have.
Speaker: And the one thing and the one thing I One thing that killed me about Twilight that I could never just I'm very sparkly Yeah, I didn't get that the only thing sparkling when it comes to vampires The only thing sparkling in a vampire series is Lafayette
Speaker: It's the only thing that can be sparked. No, but he was sparkly. He had that sparkly person. Come on, look. When you first beat Lafayette, the funniest thing about him is he's, they're like, what y 'all talking about? He's like, pussy. He's sitting around here, burgers come with lettuce, tomatoes, mayonnaise, and eggs.
Speaker: back to shit out of that motherfucker, too. Jason's thrown out of his mind on fucking V, just like, yes. Yeah. Jason was a fucking, I loved his character. There's never a bad scene if Jason's in it. And him and the preacher's wife, Anna Camp, I got a thing for Anna Camp. That chick's got something on me. I don't know what it is about her, but I think she's gorgeous.
Speaker: And I don't know if you've ever noticed it while watching True Blood, but did you ever see the picture of young Sookie and young Tara standing next to Grandma? And Grandma got this weird photo. She's got this, she looks devilish, like freaky even. And it's obviously photoshopped for the show, but every time they show that photo, I'm just like, God damn, why would you hang out with Grandma? She's a freak. But Grandma cracked me up.
Speaker: She was a little bit of a freakin' dicky. Freakin' dicky. Freakin' dicky. Suck it. Goddamn, I'm so psyched. What's so funny? Goddamn cuss. Suck it. He was like, go ahead.
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Speaker: No, it was a great show because here we are talking about TV shows but um yeah because you know they did a great job of you know bringing the funny but also you know taking you on an emotional roller coaster you know well same thing with scrubs I mean when Brendan Fraser's character died in scrubs if you didn't cry you had something wrong with you
Speaker: I've seen that. I've seen every season of Scrubs probably six or seven times and that still breaks my fucking heart every time. And you know it's coming. Yeah. You know it's coming. You're just like, I'm not doing it this time. And the next thing you know, you're going, God damn it. Yeah. The goddamn shotting Gus used to kill me, man. Well, how many times have you seen the first episode of Scrubs?
Speaker: Well, I've watched every season, like I said, at least five or six times. So I, I'm kind of, I love Juliet. Don't get me wrong. I think Juliet's awesome, but I kind of wish they would have found a way to bring the, the original girl that Juliet replaced because
Speaker: the fact that she was dating Lassiter on the side kind of thing and all that stuff. I really enjoyed that dynamic. Are you talking about scrubs or psych? No, psych. The very first episode, the very first episode, the pilot episode, Sean is making out with some chick on his couch and he sees a news
Speaker: And he calls him around his step, then he goes to go get his cash for it. And Lassiter and another girl, not Juliet. Oh, it was Lassiter's old partner. Yeah, Juliet. They didn't replace Juliet. That was just Lassiter's perfect partner. They basically said that she transferred. But I would have liked her to come back. That was...
Speaker: She's actually got some stuff under her belt besides that episode of Psych. She's been on a couple of things. I couldn't name them off the top of my head, but I liked her character. It's Maris Arena. Yeah. Maris Arena. Was, right? No, no, no, no, no, no. No. Cast... Shit.
Speaker: What's it called? Psychcast pilot episode. It is played by... Oh, and Duke. Yeah. Annie Duke. I thought... No. I thought... Well, Juliet was way better.
Speaker: Oh, no, I love Juliette's character. But it would it would have given it would have given Sean so much more material to fuck the lasseter if anti -duke would have stayed too. Maris Orvino came in later in the year. Maris Orvino, she she was she was one of the bad guys, didn't she?
Speaker: No, that was, she was that, I think she was the detective that was doing all the weird, crazy shit, like. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, at the very final episode. Ally Sheedy was the bad guy, was one of the bad guys. Yeah, Ally Sheedy was the bad guy. No, but like, who was Ally Sheedy's, the one that held a shotgun to Sean while Ally Sheedy was getting away.
Speaker: I thought that was me or Samara. I can't remember. I'd have to actually go back and look. That was a brunette, if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker: but mildly famous. And I was kind of mad that Sean, at least for, that was Mina Savari. So yeah, that's who it was. Not right now. Shut up your face boy. But yeah, that's, that's, that's who the, she was supposed to be Allie Sheedy's replacement.
Speaker: Will you turn that down more? You'd be so fucking loud. My noise canceling headphones can hear us. But who was it that was Sean's love interest from back in school? Oh, God, the chicken he was dating for a while. Yeah.
Speaker: I can't remember her name. She's like, it's not Natalie Portman, but she's, she's in that same. Think about it. Dick. Oh my gosh. The spelling bee episode where
Speaker: Gus knows all these fucking competitors. He's treating it like it's a fucking football game. So I was like, how did I fucking joke? That's how I feel when you start talking about fucking Harry Potter, dumb shit. Fucking Harry Potter is awesome. You're telling me that if you had a chance to actually
Speaker: if if hogwarts is a real thing you had a chance to go you wouldn't go learn fucking magic no i'd be doing something cool like hanging out with chicks there's chicks at the school dude yeah but there are the other chicks are not into you
Speaker: I pumped an insert. I'm just saying. I don't know. Six years hanging out. Emma Watson wouldn't be a terrible... Hermione and that allergic, we're doing, uh, Lickus Maximus. Lickus Maximus. Excellent.
Speaker: And Harry Potter and his goofy -ass red -headed friend were in the corner going, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Speaker: I can be a cool wizard or a sorcerer and be like a sorcerer supreme and be Dr. Strange. Okay, wait, how is Dr. Strange any, how is the Marvel universe any more cooler than Harry Potter? He fought Thanos. How could Harry Potter fought a guy with no nose? Yeah, which means you couldn't smell income.
Speaker: He couldn't have smelled you coming. Well, same difference which means the easiest. Since you wanted to take B .O. where we're smelling other people's B .O. Yeah, exactly. The one guy. Yeah, the one guy. The one guy I can sneak up on. I'm gonna take it. And if you have a smell when you're coming, you should see a doctor about that. I'm just saying. You might wanna see a physician, Jeffrey. You might need some penicillin or something.
Speaker: I'm no medical expert, but I don't think it should work that way. I'm not a doctor. I don't care. Oh, yeah. I smelled it. Trust me. I'm not a doctor. I don't even play one on TV. I've never even been a doctor for Halloween, but.
Speaker: What would be your craziest Halloween that you dressed up for? That you went as? I don't really know. Probably this year. I'm going to try to break out my T -Rex costume this year. Since I wanted to last year. Do you think your decorations will set up good? Yeah. I mean, I don't got a lot of decorations, but we got them put out today.
Speaker: I gotta get on that. I got that Pac -Man set that I made a couple years ago. I don't have nearly as many as I would like to have but I also don't have the room that I wish I had for it because I love Halloween and I'll be all out for Halloween. One of the things I want to do now that we own a house is I want to decorate for each thing and I want to get one of those projectors
Speaker: that you project everything into your house talks and things and all that shit. I want one. But they're like 10, right? You don't want to decorate. You just want to put a projector. I just want a new toy. Yeah, you just want to put a projector. No, you do have to program it so you like your windows talking all that stuff. But I did see at Home Depot's got a 12 -foot skeleton. And I might just have to sneak off to Home Depot tomorrow after I drop off the kids. I got to find out how much it cost.
Speaker: But my biggest problem is when I buy stupid shit like that is where I put it on my off season. Right, exactly. But I don't know if you've seen it, but there's a couple of people on TikTok that have done Stranger Things versions of Halloween decorations where they got the one girl floating in the midair. It looks really fucking dope. Yeah, everybody's doing that right now. Yeah, I know. And I want to do the old school where the witch slams into the wall. I'm going to put that outside of my house. I think it'd be funny.
Speaker: I'm gonna definitely do the guy underneath the hood of the car, where it looks like the hood of the car is smashed on him, where I just take a pair of pants, tie a pair of shoes to it, and then slam the hood down on the pair of pants, and put fake blood on the car. I got red paint around here somewhere. I got purple left. I got plenty of purple and blue left.
Speaker: But there's a couple things like the one year I did a When among us came out that stupid game. I actually went got a blue trash bag and I took a piece of plywood cut it into an oval Put the blue trash bag and made it look like legs and then made a styrofoam bone come out So look like he was cut in half Like they do when they kill it. It looked really cool. I
Speaker: I just gotta go find blue trash bags again. Yeah, everybody thought it was fun. But I'm gonna do something. I think what I might do is I might... I wanna get some fake cobwebs and shit for all my cars.
Speaker: Which means I just need to cut the grass, I don't call it. There's already cobwebs on it because it hasn't moved for a year. But like I might sense the tires are flat on it.
Speaker: Because I can't be bothered to put air in them. I might just do a dead body underneath, one underneath the hood. Why would you put air in tires of a car that don't run? Well, normally you would, so the tires stay good. But the tires on my car are so fuckin' walled that I need to do it once anyways. Daddy, I got an idea. You should put a skeleton in the car. If you make my head hurt.
Speaker: No, it's true. Like, if you're going to have your car sit for a while while you're working on it and you've got good tires, you should keep air in them or else you'll get cracks in the sidewall. How long have them cars been sitting? The Eclipse has been sitting for a year. The Malibu has been sitting for maybe six months. I'm going to call bullshit on that because we've been doing this show for over a year and that Eclipse has been sitting ever since before we started the show. And we've been doing this show for about a year.
Speaker: We've been doing this show for almost a year and a half now, if not longer. Really? OK, so here's something like that.
Speaker: And the eclipse was sitting before we did the show because we were talking for several months before we started the show. So at least a minimum of two years. Back then I didn't have the money to fix the eclipse. Now I do. I just have to actually get off my ass and get a mechanic over here to come get it. I think we're going to do that after we get the Fiat. So we have something to park in its spot.
Speaker: And then I think what we're going to do with Malibu is we're going to junk it. Because it's not worth the paint that's on it. So I think we're just going to get rid of it. We've talked about it. Yeah, no.
Speaker: yeah well now that she's she's back for a while uh where where she's not buying a new car and stop it no no no no that that eclipse is my my my toy that's not a daily driver that's for it's nice a nice day out let's take the cool car
Speaker: So, like, I do plan to buy, like I said, we're gonna buy the Fiat, I'm gonna buy me a used vehicle. So, you know, we have vehicles going back and forth. Yeah. And then they, this is my project vehicle.
Speaker: You need to have space and room to have a project car. No, it's a project car as in it's not my project. It's my toy. I'm going to pay somebody else to do it because I don't have time. And there are certain things that as much as I'd like to say I know how to do them, I honestly don't know how to do certain things. Like I know the concept, but I know if I do it, I'm going to fuck it up.
Speaker: Certain things need torque to a certain spec and I don't know what spec is look it up as a pain in the ass so But yeah, it basically just I'm gonna replace the motor replace the transmission and Basically do a full restoration on the car, but I'm not gonna do the fast furious thing because it's I'm gonna do It's fucking lame
Speaker: No, it's not even, no, because it's a movie, it would be a movie called replica. And the problem with it is, is to get to screen spec is like 80 grand, because they don't make some parts anymore. And the people who do have them parts aren't willing to sell them know what they have.
Speaker: So I'm going to do a I'm not going to put stickers on the fucking car. I'm going to just go a solid color. It's going to be black. Basically, I want to restore it back to 100. And then the motor I'm putting in it is a I'm actually getting a it's the same motor, but it's a newer version of the motor. And it's like it's two point two turbo instead of two.
Speaker: So it'll go from, I think stock, my car was like 150 horse, so it'll put it like 220, 230, something like that. Unless my wife lets me go crazy and lets me get the motor I want. But I don't see it happening because that motor I want is $45 ,000. Why not? We'll do them, man. Got money? You got money? Money bags? McGee?
Speaker: Well, my wife's answer to letting me spend the $45 ,000 on a motor is, where are you going to use 570 horsepower? I said everywhere. Every time I hit the gas. But no, I don't really need anything super fast. I don't go anywhere. So it makes it something that I can polish and look at. Rub with a diaper. Full -on ferris wheel of style. Just wipe it down with a diaper.
Speaker: You're going to put it in reverse and drive it out the back window of your house. Yeah. And what planet did he think that would work? The world of Paris Bueller, my friend. I've never heard of that actually working.
Speaker: Any, that entire movie, did anything make any sense? Or would have anything happened in that movie actually happened? No. So stop it. Stop trying to say restaurants or pops. Yeah. I'd get away with it. Maybe not. The, the parade thing, not in a million. You know, the theory on that movie.
Speaker: You've heard of the fan theory on that movie. Let me get Ferris Bueller's in a coma and it was a dream. No, it's Cameron is actually in a coma or not in a coma, but he's, he's so sick that he imagined everything where Ferris Bueller is like a figment of his imagination. Oh, what was he like in a, uh, no, cause he, you know, he's quote unquote always, yeah, like a fever dream, like a fever, which is why there's the singing and yeah.
Speaker: What is that word that I'm looking for? Fever induced coma? No, not a coma. Like a fever dream. Yeah, but it's basically where you think you're seeing something that never happened. Right. I can't think of the word. But yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker: I love that movie though. I love old movies like, well, old movies. Those 80s films where it's just like, this doesn't make sense, but it's still good. What was that? I watched the other day. I watched the Breakfast Club the other day. I haven't seen that in a long time. I love that movie. And that movie's completely fucking ridiculous.
Speaker: Fucking Amelia West with a stance in that library and he screams at the window breaks in the library and nobody notices, nobody brings it up again, that he screamed loud enough to break the window while high. Well the theory behind that one is that Ali Sheedy's character is there by herself.
Speaker: and that she's so twisted that she made the whole thing up. Hallucination. A fever -induced hallucination. Yeah. That's the word I was over. Hallucination came to me. The Ally Sheedy theory on Breakfast Club is that she's so crazy that she's telling the story to her therapist. And it's not going to be telling, but she was the only one in the room and nothing actually happened. So she's lying the whole time to her therapist.
Speaker: Well, I mean, her character, she was a pathological liar as her character. Right. But she looked badass when Molly Ringwald made her over. I thought she looked sexy as hell. Once she got the makeover, then she rips the patch off dude's jacket, which I call bullshit on majorly.
Speaker: I don't know if you've ever tried to rip a patch off of a leatherman, a leather, a letterman jacket. It just doesn't happen. Yeah. She just went. And I was like, really? Come on, man. Just just watch the movie and shut the fuck up and enjoy it. Stop picking apart the technicalities. I have to. Fucking love Harry Potter. You're going to pick apart technicalities about somebody may or may not be able to rip a patch off of a letterman jacket.
Speaker: And you watch Lord of the Rings, too. I don't watch Lord of the Rings. I can't stand it. I don't like it. Not Lord of the Rings. The other stupid Star Wars show. Well, there's that, too. What was that show on HBO? Oh, Game of Thrones.
Speaker: Yeah, Game of Thrones. I think you would, but actually, if you actually watch Game of Thrones, you might get into it. Because there's not any magic or shit like that. It's just old times. Yeah, I tried. I couldn't. Really? Yeah, I tried. Peter Dinklage. Peter Dinklage. In that show.
Speaker: You are, with the exception of the hype, you are Peter Drinkles. Because at one point he literally says, I drink and I know things. Which I was like, that's fucking crisp. That's the shit he says. That's 100 % valid truth. That's why I said, that's why I think you can get a kick out of it. That is 100 % valid truth right there. I drink and I know things. Why? Shut up. That's basically what he says. He's like, I drink and I know things.
Speaker: But I think if you actually took the time, you don't actually like it. Yeah, I tried to watch or whatever the fuck it is. Game of Thrones. I couldn't get into it. I tried, but I just couldn't. It takes a while. The first couple of episodes are really slow. The end of the first season.
Speaker: I mean, you become to really like Ned Stark and then he's like, he gets killed and you're like, wait, wasn't he like a main character? Great. I'm going to start like that. I already know he's going to die. Well, that's the problem is like... And for that reason, I'm out.
Speaker: No, that was the problem with the whole show. It's like people that read the books are like, I hope you don't like this character. And you're like, fucking asshole, shut up. Because 90 % of people, you're like, I like this guy. Fuck, he's dead. Fucking old Aquaman himself. You're like, I'm kind of liking Drago. Oh, nope, he's dead. Captain Raby McRae person. Yeah, boy. He all went to town on Millie and Clark, like three abouts.
Speaker: I felt bad for her. I was like, God damn. But the new show, the new House of the Dragon, I got it. I know where you're at, where you couldn't get into it. I've watched, they literally start out and you start really liking a character and the actor that plays a character, and then it jumps like 10 years later. And I was like, wait, what happened to the actress that was playing? Fuck, she's not anymore.
Speaker: Mm -hmm. Well, it was like they had that one chick who like the entire first season was naked the entire time and then all of a sudden decided to have morals. And she's like, I'm not going to be naked in Bobby Dublin. It's like, really, bitch? Who? Amelia Clark? I don't know whatever her name was. Oh, seriously? Oh, yeah. No, Amelia Clark was naked a lot in that fucking show.
Speaker: Well, there was one chick that was like naked a lot in the first season. And then after that, all of a sudden, she got a moral compass. She played the mother of the king, the guy who became king. Yeah. She was like, I'm not going to do nude scenes anymore. I'm going to have a body double. This is like waiting. We've seen you. I've found it. Your goodies are out there. They're not going anywhere. Let's face it. This is the best you're ever going to look. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, God. Oh, son of a bitch. I think if you really sat down, you would actually like the Ted Lasso show, too. It's very Major League -ish. But... I'm not the biggest fan of that guy. Oh, the guy that plays him? Yeah, what's his name? Will Arnett? No, it's not Will Arnett. Not Will Arnett. What's his name? Hold on. I'll wake him up.
Speaker: he's funny and stuff but i'm just like will will ferrell man like you know like will ferrell is funny like he's funny don't get me wrong i think you i think he's really funny
Speaker: I'm just not the I'm just not the biggest like I'm not and like I said same thing with Will Ferrell Will Ferrell's He doesn't really play the Funny guy he plays kind of a nice nice guy Yeah, so he's not he's not the character that he is and we are the Millers which I thought that movie was fucking hilarious
Speaker: Well, I mean, the thing with him and like Will Ferrell and stuff like that, even Adam Sandler to a certain degree and Andy Samberg, they're the same in everything they do. They're the exact same. Andy Samberg does play the same person. And Adam Sandler is too, to a point, not all of his movies. That's why my favorite movies are, you know, like I love Little Nicky. I love, I love The Waterboy.
Speaker: You know, I like, uh, Big Daddy, you know, different. Yeah. Well, yeah. Big Daddy. I mean, even though, you know, um, but I, I'm not the biggest fan of his character in, in Billy Madison. He makes me want to smack you. I think that was the point of the character, but yeah, I know I get that, but it was like, like to the point where it's almost unwatchable. Hmm.
Speaker: Um, but no, I, I know what you mean. It was like, uh, it's kind of like, uh, Jeremy Renner does that too with, with his, like when he did, he did that born movie and his Hawkeye, it's actually not terrible. He was in that movie with, um, we've been at like, uh, what was it? The town or something like that. They were Boston or some shit.
Speaker: Yeah, I bet that was hard move for you to watch. It was just all Boston accent. Well, I mean, it was like Ted. Ted was a lot of Boston accent. He says, oh, God. Oh, yeah. The Boston accent. Oh, it's horrible. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: You fucker still talking Yeah, I was actually Yeah, we just finished I'm good good good consider wrapping it up and we keep talking and bring it up right about dumb shit Like The one movie that really sticks with being what comes Jeremy Renner's that movie tag
Speaker: I have never seen that movie, but I do kind of want to watch. That's where they have like the, or they have like the 25 year game of tag. Yeah. They've been playing tag all his life. And Jeremy Renner has never been touched, never been tagged, never been hit. And it's, it's, it's not terrible. And, but Jeremy rehearse characters, almost a Dick would play in this game where you're just like, what an asshole. I mean, I, I, I, uh,
Speaker: You're the champ and you've never been beat. I understand. I've been there. Oh, Jesus. You've earned a right to be cocky and arrogant. I'm just saying. No, but I'll tell you what. Some of the moves he does to get away from these boys, holy shit. He ain't fucking around. He goes full on Hawkeye getting away from these fucking pink guys. It's not a terrible movie, but he basically just uses the extension of the serious version of Hawkeye.
Speaker: Did you see the Bourne movie that Jeremy Renner did, Tony? I think I watched some of it. What's up, Chris Signish. I watched a little bit of it. What's up, Randall Rick. I didn't watch all of it. I'm taking a break from some movies, because I've been binging, trying to get caught up on it. The only thing I haven't seen right now was Dune. And I did see Tenet was on it. I forgot I haven't watched that. So other than that, I'm caught up on it. I've not seen Dune. That's a long -ass movie, no. Or Dune. Are you saying Dune or Dune? Dune. Do you, Annie?
Speaker: Oh, don't worry about that. The person was terrible. The remake was stupid. Yeah. What was that? What was that one that had, uh, Gregor and Scarlett Johansson? Uh, don't know. It was, it was like through their clones or whatever. It's basically doing, uh, fortress. No, it's, it's, um, fuck. I got to look it up.
Speaker: that's the same thing as fortress the old movie fortune that was like a remake pretty much it's pretty good well it everybody said it's basically doom
Speaker: If that's what doing this, you right, I ain't missing nothing, but this was a good moment. People might want to think about it. I ain't holding y 'all up. What up, Debbie? I've never seen it. I got to call my brother anyway. I would just check him back in with you all. Oh, no, no, no. You're good. You're good, man. You fucked with that. I just had another one of these fucking headaches that came out of nowhere. I might have a brain aneurysm. Did you name it? You got a brain?
Speaker: Yeah, go for it, Scarecrow. Cut that fuck out. You got a brain? You got a brain? I just had a random squirrel moment. I think I'm going to go to the Renaissance Festival this weekend. You don't dress up? No, I don't have anything to dress up in. Go for it. Winter is coming. Winter is coming. On your face if you're not careful.
Speaker: No, there's a Twitter feed that's called... No, if I had something to dress up, I probably would. This last weekend was Viking weekend, which kind of sucks. Right. That's why I said... I mean, you're into shit like that. That's why the fact that you haven't watched Game of Thrones and you can't get into it boggles my mind. I have tried. I'm not gonna lie. And it's the same thing with that show Vikings.
Speaker: I have tried. That shit's so fucking good. I know. I just, I can't get into it. It takes a while. You have to get past the first season. You have to force yourself. Yeah, and that's how it was with the boys. That's how you do the Mayans. Mayans, I have to get past the first two seasons. Yeah. I can't get into the Mayans. I haven't been to the Renfest yet this year. I thought I was going to go, not last weekend, but the weekend before.
Speaker: sure got changed and then I wanted to go last weekend but I had the kid or this past weekend when we went down to bigfoot country but I had the kids and that was the Viking weekend I don't remember what this weekend is but I'm thinking about I'm thinking about going down there maybe Saturday morning get up go down and
Speaker: Check it out. I just don't know what's going on this week. I want to go for the lovers weekend because they do like a whole weekend about romance and this and the other thing. It's like, I'm good. I think it would be interesting for me a beer winch. I'm very lovering over you. Well, fuck you. Just give me a beer. You want me to love you? Bring me a beer and a sandwich. Exactly.
Speaker: But you're allowed to talk like that at the Renfest because you're in character. Yeah, exactly. So being that you're in character. When I leave, I don't talk like that. Bruh. I do have a friend of mine who works on her and her husband. They both
Speaker: They work there every year. So they dress up in character. So you're willing to dress up in character and go to the rent? I didn't say I'm dressing up in character. I'm not. I'm hypothetical. I would, but I want a full -on Viking garb. Right. I want a full -on Viking berserker thing. With that question in mind, would you be interested in doing carpet? No. Really? I would totally do it.
Speaker: Well, you know what? You know what, actually, in all honesty, I think I would, but that kind of falls into the same category of doing, like, Airsoft. You know, the Airsoft guns. You know, that's fucking huge, man. Oh, yeah. The Airsoft is bigger than Paintball. Yeah. Well, it's because it's the accuracy rating. Airsoft is way more accurate. Well, they do. I don't think so.
Speaker: and it takes a lot more skill to to to hit somebody from 40 yards away with a little tiny plastic BB than it does. No but but but cuz I'm a damn monster with a paintball gun. The problem with a paintball gun is they go awry cuz they're they yeah I'm a monster I'm an accurate I'm accurate as a motherfucker with a paintball gun I got the last time I played paintball
Speaker: My buddy, his now brother -in -law, we went to play paintball for his bachelor party, and they were talking shit to me. Mind you, I didn't have my glasses on because I couldn't see without, or I couldn't put my glasses on with the mask.
Speaker: And I fucking lit up his, his trigger finger. I had his trigger finger twice. And then his, his, the hand that he was holding his gun with, I hit that three or four more times. And I was like, and that's blind motherfucker. Could you imagine what I could do if I could see, showed up on your for you page on Twitter, on TikTok, but some of them airsoft boys, man, they don't fuck around.
Speaker: Well, they play like Call of Duty. It's done like Call of Duty with points and stuff like that. But no, I watch a lot of the YouTube videos. I've watched them for years. And it looks super fun, but it's crazy to watch these snipers that lay in the woods in their ghillie suits or whatever. And you see when they look down their scope, the person's here, but the center of their scope is over here, because you've got a counter that when you fire that little plastic BB curves,
Speaker: Um, it's kind of wild, but you know, if you answer your question, yeah, I think I would do LARPing. I'd like to try it. But I would like for it to be a little bit more physical than pushing nerves.
Speaker: Yeah, wooden swords and wooden battle axes. Well, yeah, you do the padding and all that stuff, but if you get enough people that are willing to go hardcore with it, as opposed to, oh my god, it hit me. And use rail weapons. Well, maybe not rail weapons. There can be only one.
Speaker: But I mean, if you could go full hardcore... My name is Maximus, already is Deximus. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance in this life for the next. I think it would be fun to do.
Speaker: Yeah, no, I think, I think it would be pretty cool to do if it was like I said, I mean, you see the video is a larping and it's a lot of, yeah, exactly. That's what I said. Like a full on football team, a bunch of, a bunch of guys that are not afraid to go full tilt. That'd be fun, but he's played a bunch of, you know, he wouldn't be close all the time. Then I pull, then I pull on a, and then I go full on Ash Williams.
Speaker: medieval times with a boomstick. Harry, you can't. I'm Ash Williams. I'm cosplaying as Ash Williams. Just you. Selling my boomstick. Oh, you're going to be fun as fuck. I just I don't want to play with a bunch of wimps. I want to I want to go full on my full swing. Not I hate you. No, I hate you. Knock me the fuck out.
Speaker: Don't worry, we'll smell you coming, Jeff. No, uh, cause you're Voldemort. You don't have a nose. I cut it off with my fake larping sword.
Speaker: That's the thing like with that larva gun. It's just a flesh wound. It's only a flesh wound. Let's keep going.
Speaker: I know about it, but I didn't watch it
Speaker: That's like, that's like an iconic scene. You don't even have to see the movie to know what happened. You can watch that scene. He cuts his arm off. He's like, well, you've been defeated, Sir Knight. You've been brave. Come on. Let's keep going. I've cut your arm off. It's just a flesh wound. This is going to scratch. He's getting my ass whipped in one league. I'm coming back on another one. Regardless. Because both his arms and legs cut off. I'll bite you. I'll bite you.
Speaker: My yards just went negative on one of my leagues. Unbelievable. Actually, I actually won in our league. I'll whoop smokes ass this week. I'm getting beat by like 90 points in our league. I might do a post game show. Yeah. I'm going to be by 90 points. No, you're not. You're going to be by 90 points. Yes. No. So Tony, you're saying you would not know LARPing with us? No.
Speaker: Who are you playing, Tony? Oh, my God. Yeah. Wow. Tony, your team was. That doesn't work with Najee Harris. Why? Is there an app that you guys use? In the field .com. Damn, Tony.
Speaker: You got no love this week. You literally had two people on your entire roster that had double digits. Yes. That is wild. But I still beat your team. Regardless, my team that I didn't draft, I mean, you can have that victory, I guess, if it makes you feel better.
Speaker: Huh? Well, what that man said, boys, I do have to get these kids to bed. I got to get in the bed. When did you beat me? I got to stop this week. All right, boys. I'm out. Peace, dude. All right. Gentlemen, behave and all that good stuff. Give you outro, Danny. Give you outro. I got to play this fucking music here. Give me four minutes. Oh, never mind, Jeff. You told you you had to go.
Speaker: You know, I had to go nowhere. Fucking wife's home. We're going to wrap the show up with a little room Springer. Holy shit. Where'd my ear bud go? Oh, rum Springer. Check them out on all social media at room Springer underscore live. Give them some love. You're in the Ohio area. They will be down and Dayton on the 21st, I believe.
Speaker: And if I didn't have my kids, I would probably try to go to that show, but I got my kids that weekend. So they just took care of them. So we'll not get away. Yeah. Right. Dayton's like two hours away from me. I would not be making that drive back after the show, but go ahead and check them out on all social media. Show the guys some love. Oh no, we sent you. We're going to wrap the show up with their cover of Slither.
Speaker: When you look, you see right through me Cut the rope, it fell to my knees Fallen, broken, every single time Always kicked me under finger That's a spot that you would sue me Might see some type of pleasure in mind
Speaker: To wash away the dreams of you and I this time
Speaker: When you seek me, you'll destroy me Rave my mind, it smells of poppies Born and blighted every single time Always keep me under finger That's the spot that you might linger
Speaker: It comes to wash away the tense of you and I You will see like holy water It always burns you faster than you'll ever try this time
Speaker: When you look to see right through me Cut the rock and fall to my knees Burning bodies every single time Yeah, here comes the water Here comes you, watch away the taste of blue and dye
Speaker: You're faster than you'll ever try, listen
Speaker: why that song isn't any bigger than it is, is confusing me. That was good. That's actually a cover. That was good. If that's the cover, that's fine, but that was good. Yeah, that's a cover of, did you... Velvet Revolver, which Velvet Revolver was a quote unquote super
Speaker: Josh, Jacob just got to touch now. Double Revolver had... It was one of those super groups that had multiple members from other bands. They had Scott Weiland slash from Guns N' Roses, Izzy Stradlin from Guns N' Roses,
Speaker: Duff McKagan, Guns N' Roses, and a couple other guys. Basically, it was Guns N' Roses and Scott Weiland, is what it turned out to be. But no, that's their cover of that song. They did a fantastic job covering that. Again, that was Rum Springer. Go ahead and check them out on all them social medias and stuff like that. Show the guys some love because they are killing it, doing what they do. I'm super proud of them. We've just become friends recently.
Speaker: They are definitely friends of the show. But with that being said, we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out tonight. It's kind of a.
Speaker: Weird Monday. But we will see you guys Wednesday night for a brand new episode. So make sure you tune in on YouTube and Twitch at 6 p .m. And don't forget to check us out on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok and catch all the replays and all the episodes on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts.
Speaker: All at nonsensical nonsense. I'm going to apologize to everybody right now because I go to swing shift. So you may not see me for a few weeks up here, but I'll try to listen in as much as possible. So y 'all gotta come down until about November.
Speaker: I make more money over there. The fuck are you talking about? I make more money than McDonald's down the road than I do on here. I'm just saying shit. I'll try to jump in on that when I can. Don't worry about it, man. Do you handle your real life stuff, your work stuff? Don't worry about that. It's all good.
Speaker: all the doubt until you're able to come back and when you're able to be here, then be here. If you're not able to stay here, then don't be here. But like I said, we do appreciate y 'all hanging out. We'll see you Wednesday night. Whatever you said in the words of Jeffrey, he would say. And then he'd probably say something weird and creepy afterwards that Tony and I don't have in us.
Speaker: Whatever he said. Oh, and Michael would say, peace out, motherfuckers. Yeah, he would. Yeah, he would. Tony D, let these summer mama bitches know. Mother hands your mother, made your mother fuck you. See you somewhere. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Smoke that shit. And the words of one Mr. Smoke. And with that being said, be good. Or be good at it. Goodbye, motherfuckers. I think before you had to say you stay out of jail, remember that.
Speaker: Or don't commit crimes, that's a good way to stay out of jail too. I gained the benefit of that, fuck it. Hit the bud.
