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Speaker: missed it by that much. Yeah. Uh, it was like, what was it? Like 12, 14 points, something like that. Um, well, that's not necessarily close and fantasy football, but, uh, you were in it. Yeah. You, uh, on football terms, it's one fucking point. It's not one point. It's actually three scores in football terms, but let's try, you know, I've, I believe.
Speaker: That I'm doing well, considering my sports knowledge, a couple of trades this morning. I will say that you are not in last place. No, that's, that's saying something. However, that's a tough thing to do because Brian's in last place and he's own three, but you do got one win under your belt.
Speaker: Uh, I am standing at top of the mountain all by myself. Yeah. All that. Fucking pissed me off. I, uh, I absolutely put a fucking 50 plus point beat down on Brian this Sunday and Monday, you know, I'm kind of surprised. Uh, yeah, this week I'm not doing well, but, um, I haven't even looked at my roster yet this week.
Speaker: Uh, I'll look at it. Don't forget, ladies and gentlemen, if you're into fantasy football, go ahead and get your roster sets by tomorrow night. Kick off. Make sure you got everybody you want and play for tomorrow. We do have Thursday night. I believe I do. I just went through and I, uh, kind of upgraded a couple of people. Yeah. I need to get rid of, uh,
Speaker: I think I need to get rid of Taylor, but I can't because he's out, but I won't let me drop it. Just just just hold on to it. Don't don't let him go. He's a heavy hitter in the running back game. If he plays this year, you're gonna be thankful you have him. But you know, I went across the board in my leagues. I went three and oh.
Speaker: 3 and 0 in our league. I'm not mad. I'm happy. I'll probably take an L this week, but that's alright. I gotta look at my roster and make some moves. What's IR? Injured reserve. OK. But. I just wanted to just kind of tap around fantasy football just for a second.
Speaker: I covered football for a hot minute, uh, Monday. So I didn't want to dive back into that wormhole again, right off the bat and spend another hour talking about football and fantasy football. Get back on track this week. Get you another win under your belt. Well, like I said, it's going to be close. I'm going to do it. I think it's going to get stony. Yeah, I'm going to go with stony. Uh, it's not looking well.
Speaker: I got a 42 % chance. Um, unless I can get, um, I have, uh, I think Ecuador is going to pay Aaron. Austin. Yeah. You think he's going to play? I haven't even looked. I couldn't even tell you. I haven't looked at anything yet this week. Um, plays. I'm going to switch him in. Yeah. I would put him in.
Speaker: Um, no, you know, you never know, man, because like going into Sunday and my league, my league that I've had for the last several years, um, I had like a 40 % chance of winning.
Speaker: And I took a nice all my players were done by Sunday night. And I had a night. I had a nice 48 .49 point comfy lead, but the guy that I was going against still had some heavy hitters going. He had Jalen hurts, which is a quarterback for Philly. And then he had a wide receiver, which combined could easily put up 50 points. They didn't. And he lost by 12. So in our fantasy football chat that we have our.
Speaker: And our group chat that we have, I put a Buffalo Bill's player going, Oh, that's close. No, but I, I, here's what's funny is I didn't even check. I was like, uh, Kevin and I are sitting here watching, watching a movie and, and they'd mentioned football and I was like, Oh fuck. It's like Monday night at like nine 30 at night.
Speaker: Mm -hmm check the scores. I was like, oh I lost he's like, oh I was like, yeah, I totally forgot Shows how much I'm paying attention I Like that I completely forgot I got kind of on a I went through a Go I'm watching a bunch of different things. I'll finish stuff shameless
Speaker: on HBO. So, try and find something new to watch. The ending, the ending of Shameless do that. Weak sauce. Yeah. Weak sauce. Yeah. Much like fantasy football. Speaking of television shows. Mm hmm. Uh new breaking. Well, it's not really breaking news. The news came out Monday evening. David McCowum
Speaker: Well, most of you guys probably good if you ever seen the show in CIS he played Ducky Yeah, a little clip for you, sir If you don't mind the long give me one second the the coroner Who was on CIS for about the last 20 seasons, I don't know that he ever left He was the only remaining character from the original He was the last remaining character
Speaker: Uh, to leave the show of out of all the actors that played on. Was it Mark? Wasn't Mark Hamill still there? No, he left. Uh, I think the season prior. Oh, I didn't know Gibbs left. I haven't watched him eventually leaves. I haven't watched in a hot minute, but I love to be some Abby. I thought she was a bad ass bitch. Yeah. I liked Abby. Uh, yeah, unfortunately, uh, David McCallum passed away.
Speaker: Um, Monday, Monday afternoon, I believe it was. So, I mean, it's been, it has been a wild ride this year with celebrity deaths. I mean, uh, ducky here, the gentleman, he was NCIS is not his only role, sir. Um, no, he was in, what was that movie? He was in, actually he was in, he was in a TV show, the man from uncle.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: has come across NCIS and whether they watched it the entire run or they watched a couple of seasons here or there, he was a main character. You knew who Ducky was, obviously. He was the coroner. He was cool too. He built a Morgan in his garage. If you know anything about a Morgan, it's got a wooden frame. I mean, that's what's going on. If you want to go ahead and play that video, you should go ahead and let me go ahead and just a little quick overview of his career and a little bit about him.
Speaker: We knew and loved him as Dr. Donald Ducky Mallard on the hit series NCIS. For NCIS, there was The Man from Uncle, where McCallum played Russian spy, Ilya Kuriakin, fighting the evil forces of Thrush. He became a heartthrob and the character followed him for four hours and helped with plans for the Great Escape.
Speaker: Then there was his musical talent. He released four instrumental albums, with one work, The Edge, becoming one of the most famous samples in hip -hop.
Speaker: But he loved his work on NCIS where he was the last member of the original cast. First of all, I'm very glad to be on this side of the grass. That's the real kicker. Then it's nice to be employed at my age.
Speaker: His castmates are bereft and have left heartfelt messages online. David McCallum turned 90 last week. Angela Bishop for 10 years first. There it is. So yeah. Dr. Thrace stealing from Dunkey Band. That's kind of dope, you know. I never knew that he had a musical career, but like I said, I only ever really knew him from NCIS.
Speaker: Well, I, I, I think I've seen the great escape, like, I dunno, 5 ,000 times. And until I watched that clip on TikTok, I was like, holy shit. That's ducky. It kind of blew my mind. And then of course the musical career thing kind of blew my mind too. No, I didn't, I didn't know about the musical career influencing one of the songs of a generation. Let's be honest. I didn't say definitely one of the, what are you doing?
Speaker: Yeah, that's that's that's pretty wild. I mean, I was going to come up with a clip of the Super Bowl, but I was like, you know, you can't because I mean, that's a that's a huge high point in dude's career. I guarantee it. Oh, that's a big fat X. Simon Cowell style X on America's Got Talent from YouTube.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm sure it is. I mean, I tried to shorten it as much as I could, but yeah, like I said, you've had some serious mega talent, you know? Well, I would have never known without that clip. Yeah, exactly. Well, and maybe happier news. A birthday shout out, if you will. Oh, yeah. Happy 25th birthday to Google.
Speaker: Yeah, that's right. I saw that as I spend all day online. Yeah. Not only, you know, how Google likes to put the little pictures in there on their Google page. Well, if you go into Google or any Google device and you either put birthday or happy birthday or anything like that, or you, uh, if you hum or sing happy birthday or say happy birthday, we'll go a little Easter egg.
Speaker: Let's check it out. Shall we it's kind of goofy, but I can't believe that Google started in 98 because in 98 I remember Barely having the internet Now we also know where where they had the Sun to us Okay, here we go
Speaker: I don't see nothing to happen. Oh, there it goes. Look at that. And they got the 25 for the, uh, yeah. Uh, I actually, I actually had this conversation with Kevin, uh, like a month ago. I told him, I said, you know, I'm older than Google. He said, no, you're not. So now once again, I have proof, you know, uh, we are older than the internet. Yeah. Yeah. And, and.
Speaker: to the younger generation. Like I said, my kids were, how are you older than the internet, dad? I mean, shit. We didn't have internet in my parents' house. We didn't have internet until I was out of the house. I think we had got internet in 99, but we got it because of Joanne's job and we weren't allowed to use the computer.
Speaker: Yeah, anywhere near the computer. And it was that old doll of that. You couldn't even sneak on the Internet without the entire neighborhood knowing you were going online. Well, the funny thing is that I follow a YouTube TikTok channel that kind of does. It's like remember the 90s or remember the 80s or whatever it is. But it shows like LimeWire.
Speaker: like fucking remember limewire and burning your own CDs and and then of course there was uh uh there was naps and you know and and all this stuff from back in the day and you're just like life was quote unquote hard back then but fuck it was a fucking cakewalk compared to now you know
Speaker: You see these clips and stuff and you're like, fucking nostalgia like you read about. And it's literally just pictures of somebody chatting on MSN chat. Fucking chat rooms. For the younger generation, and we've mentioned this before, porn is very easy to find now.
Speaker: It took like three hours to upload a to to actually see a picture and it was usually blurry and like I think those are boots. They put in an effort. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it was not a I could be in and out of here 10 minutes or less. No, it was a it was a couple hour ordeal. A little throwback to the A .L .L. chat room. Yeah.
Speaker: ASL for those who don't know age, sex, location, which is you can't use that today because, you know, people get fucking offended about what their sex is. Well, at least you're being I mean, at least you're being conscious enough to ask. Right. What's your pronoun?
Speaker: So it'd be APL. Age pronouns and location, you know, but you know, this is also back when the internet was, yes, it was still very much the wild west. It was in its infancy. I would almost say safer than it is now. Oh yeah.
Speaker: Would you consider it safer back then? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. By far. I mean, it was in its infant stations back then. I remember because you remember Google initially was just a search engine. It was there before being the user. It was just a search engine. And now Google has blown up and taken over the world. You got your emails, your maps, search, everything. I remember I.
Speaker: I remember I switched to Gmail and I think I finally switched to Gmail in like 2010. I was seriously hesitant about doing it for the longest time. I think I was using Hotmail. I think I switched to Gmail in 2010.
Speaker: It was when I got my some some more net area it was when I got when I got my first My first Android and you had to have a you had to have a Gmail account to set everything up And all I did just use the exact same email that I had on Yahoo for and I can't even I'm locked out of my Yahoo account I've been locked out of my Yahoo email for years Well, it's kind of like that with Facebook, you know in like
Speaker: Was I read a statistic that in like 25 years a Quarter of the people on Facebook are actually dead Well, that's why there's no like, you know how like in in Yahoo if you didn't sign in In five years your account got deleted Facebook doesn't do that They just let it dry, you know
Speaker: it just takes minus up on a server somewhere and you can search somebody up and be like, huh, look at that. You know, Bob's on here. And then you, you reach somebody, put RIP Bob. Wait, what do we mean? Bob died. When, when, when I was getting ready to come back to Ohio, that's how I found out a friend of mine that I used to work with from two minute truck died.
Speaker: I jumped on, I jumped on there. I was going to shoot him a message, uh, because we were getting ready. I, you know, I was getting ready to come back to Ohio and I was going to be like, Hey bro, I'm coming back to Ohio. We got to link up, you know, blah, blah, blah. We'd only talked a few months before that about them potentially coming down to Charleston just, just for vacation. And he wanted to meet up and stuff. And I jumped onto his page and it was like a month prior to that he had passed away. Uh -huh.
Speaker: And his wife was still running his page or whatever, but it was just like, what the fuck happened to this dude? Like he was in like peak physical form, you know, healthiest could be young cat. And I was like, damn, well, that's a hell of a way to find out a friend. Yeah. Facebook page going, Oh shit. I don't know. But yeah, it's, uh, there's, you know, that's, like I said, that was the one thing about,
Speaker: I read that statistic. I guess it's like, there'll be like 2 .5 million dead people on Facebook still in like 10 years or some shit like that. Like that's a lot of space they're still using. You would think like, like I said, with Hotmail, if you didn't sign in in a certain amount of time,
Speaker: It would automatically just delete your shit. And I think eventually it'll get in the same way with Facebook.
Speaker: Well, I think that's what happened. I hadn't gotten on there on so long. And then I went in there because my Facebook, when I originally signed up for Facebook, I had used my Yahoo account trying to change everything over and Facebook was making it so goddamn difficult to change my email stuff like that. And I was like, well, let me jump on my Yahoo so I can do change password, whatever. And it was like, Hey, I got on, I jumped on there and it said, uh,
Speaker: I can't remember what it was. Basically said that you're locked out of your Yahoo account. And I'm like, what? Okay. Cool. Like, I remember I was, I was already with my wife when I, when I wanted to switch my, my Facebook from Yahoo or whatever it was to Gmail. And I was, I couldn't do it. I was just like, you want to hear you fucking do it. And she did it for me because I was like,
Speaker: you know, you're younger than me, you know, it's fucking you and go for it. No, it's like to the point where, you know, my wife and I, between the two of us, we have four emails. I have my work email, my, my email, she's got her work email and her personal email. And between those three of those emails are connects to everything. Like, you know, our streaming services are,
Speaker: So so we can you know, and then it's a constant battle like hey What was the fucking password for this because I don't pay the fucking Disney or whatever, you know Well, the thing is I don't know how to set up autopay she does you click the button I don't pay No, no, no, no, no, it's in Spanish. Let's be honest. It's in Spanish so you
Speaker: When I got Prime, Prime goes automatic to auto pay. HBO did not. And it is now, but it did not. And it took me like a month ago. I was like, I gotta pay this fucking thing. I thought I paid it. She's like, you didn't set it on auto pay. I was like, well, here's the fucking password. Set it up. Because it's in fucking Spanish. I don't want to sit there and read it.
Speaker: You can, again, you can change that to English. Yeah. It's in the settings. Yeah, I'm sure, but do I really have time to fuck with it? No, I'll just send it over to the wife. Have her do it. She takes care of all the bills anyway. It's like, do you remember, I remember back in the nineties, when 98, you know, paying bills online was a, you know,
Speaker: In the future, you'll be able to pay online. Everybody's like, yeah, right. That's going to go out. Now, how many things do you pay online? Yeah, everything. Yeah. I mean, the only thing I don't pay online is the maintenance. My next door neighbor's house and had her 300 pesos. I'm like, okay, boy. I don't pay his rent. I just go get a money order and drop it off. Just, yeah.
Speaker: even my mortgage is done. Yeah, it's set up on autopay as well. Well, they have an online thing where I can pay my rent online, but it's not user friendly. It's a pain in the ass. And I'm like, you know what? I can just run up to Walmart or Kroger's and grab me a money order. Bada bing, bada boom, drop it in my mailbox. Yep. Yeah. This is the same thing like switching everything over in English. Yeah. Believe it or not, sometimes it doesn't have that option.
Speaker: Especially in Mexico, if you put that your location is Mexico, it won't give you the option to change the language. Jeff, I'm in America and I can change the language on my Amazon, Netflix. You can. I know you can. To like 45 different languages. I hate that. Because you're in Mexico. Mexico has some weird. No, like, OK, so my Roku channel, my Roku channel, even though the movie is an American movie,
Speaker: I cannot. Some of the movies I cannot change into English. They only play dub. Well, some of the movies are just like that. They can't say how many times. God damn Russia's got me. I watch a trailer for a movie. I'm like, that looks fucking bad ass. I did the same thing. The show. It's in Swedish. And I was like, but it looks so good.
Speaker: It's called Ragnarok. It is good. It looks amazing, but it's in Swedish, but it does not. They do not have they do not have American English subtitles. It's only as it's dubbed in English. I actually think that they that the show here because I watch it and it's a bad ass show. That's fucking awesome. It's dubbed in English, so there's no subtitles, but you can tell that it's dubbed over.
Speaker: Yeah. Then it's almost like here. Here it's dubbed in Spanish and you can watch it in a regional Swedish and you can put it in Spanish subtitles, but you cannot change it into English subtitles. That's right. You don't know what you're saying. Just watch it. Yeah. I just want to see the pretty pictures. You know, that's the problem of, of, of,
Speaker: the options that you're talking about aren't always there. Yeah. I mean, basically the show is teenage boy finds out that he's actually Thor. His brothers, there's giants and then there's other gods that are floating around until basically they're, they're awakened to it. And they, and then they realize it and come to terms. So it's actually a really good show. It looks amazing. But I'm like,
Speaker: how to find something where i can read it or you know hear it or whatever because as much as i'd like to i don't understand swedish i mean all it is swedish is just borga borga borga borga borg it looks amazing but i cannot i've cried three or four times i'm like i'm gonna fucking watch this wait it doesn't have fucking english subtitles
Speaker: I don't know. Speaking of Netflix and I haven't even seen it yet or have I seen this last special but uh in the US, Chrysler's movie, The Machine is the number one streamed movie on Netflix in the US. Fucking worth it. It's fucking hilarious. But I like it so hard. The news article that that one of the news articles don't even get Chrysler love. It says Mark Hamill's new movie, The Machine is number one on Netflix in the
Speaker: But he's obviously not the main character. I mean, I got the guy didn't do anything other than fucking the voice of Joe. Why does the voice of Joker get so much credit for that? Bert Christian? I couldn't tell you. I mean, it's not like he had any other major roles or anything. He was just the coolest Joker ever. He didn't wreck a motorcycle once, you know. Well, is that some lifetime movie?
Speaker: Yeah. No, he wrecked a motorcycle. He was in a couple of. When he was in Star Wars, he actually the whole reason. Huh? He wasn't in Star Wars. OK. He was the. Oh, he also played no story in a couple of episodes of The Flash on the CW. Yes. I mean, I was I'm happy for the guy. He got a major role in a movie. He's getting up there.
Speaker: I can't believe you didn't give Christ your love. Dude, did you have you seen it yet? No. Oh, my God. I've seen the flash yet. No. What fucking good are you? I don't have time. These are perfect content for the show. And I'm telling you that that fucking the machine movie, we should absolutely talk more movies on this show because we never talk movies on this show.
Speaker: No, here's the thing. As you know, when when some people make movies and you're like, they're not really an actor, you fight and fucking Chrysler killed it. Like, you know, you see a movie where like, oh, it's got this guy, he's a static man. You watch it like, wow, this is a big piece of shit. Not didn't happen. This was a fucking excellent foot. I really enjoy it. I'll watch it.
Speaker: I joined the shit out of it. Not for the kitties, by the way. I didn't figure it would be. Um, well, and, and especially right now, because now it's football season. So on Sundays, when I do usually watch movies and watch them football, rather watch a bunch of dudes hug each other.
Speaker: At least it's real. It's not a fake movie. Let me watch these fucking cars drive to outer space Fast Furious 37 I I haven't seen I stopped watching Fast Furious after the first one. I Stopped watching it after the first one. Yeah, but you're not you're not a cargo
Speaker: I don't think I don't think you have to be a car guy to enjoy that movie because as you said a million times None of that is based in actuality. I don't do the first one, but it's it's it's For me when I when I do watch those movies, it's not about the movie. It's I'm in the holy shit. Look at that family Really you got two lines in this movie and two lines in the other three lines family
Speaker: I am Groot family. I am Groot family. Yeah, we get it. That is kind of Diesel's kind of kind of stick. You know, he can repeat a line like nobody else. Based on that, based on that, you and I would be the greatest actors on the planet. We're fucking we are the best.
Speaker: compared to that motherfucker. It's like they just came out with a new Saw 10 movie. I saw the trailer for it. We started doing movie nights here at the house. We talked about it a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker: Since it's a spooky season, we're watching horror movies, horror movies. And Nikki was like, I've never seen the original Halloween or, you know, she never watched any of the Freddy's or Jason. You told her to get the fuck out. She never watched any of those movies, but she's like, we should start with watching the original. So last night we were watching Friday the 13th, the original Friday the 13th.
Speaker: the kids kept going, where's Jason? Do they show Jason in this movie? Where's Jason? Where's Jason? I'm like, y 'all are going to be seriously disappointed. Spoiler alert. The movie is over 40 years old. So spoiler alert. And Friday, the 13th one, it's not Jason killing everybody. It's his mom because she's pissed at the counselors for killing everybody. It's not until one of the counselors kill her that she's able to summon the demon known as Jason, where he's her son. Uh,
Speaker: But I was talking to Nikki about Friday the 13th. And I said, Friday the 13th might be one of the only horror franchises. And I got to thinking about it. Nightmare on Elm Street didn't do it either. That really like just somewhere down the line just jumped way off the tracks, way off the rails. Well, I mean, yeah, Halloween did that. And I mean, you can do it until eight.
Speaker: And that's what he was. It was just like, the fuck is he doing in Manhattan? This makes no sense. And then they brought it back in 10, which all in all, not a bad movie. It was in the future. He was captured. He was a prisoner, quote unquote. And he had a bad ass mask in that movie. But.
Speaker: and then in a nightmare no street never really went off the rails it it followed the story pretty much with the characters and stuff like that all the way through but like texas chainsaw massacre went way left to center uh fucking um hellraiser went way left to fucking center for no goddamn reason at one point before they brought it back around yeah it hasn't done it either so
Speaker: I thought I had something to say for the show other than that other clip, but because I was wrong. But then we watched 13 Ghosts last night. Nicky and I did. I'm not the biggest horror guy, but I do love that movie. Such a good movie. That movie seriously freaks me out too. Here's a little food for thought. Yeah. How cool would it be
Speaker: 13 ghosts did a spin -off or a quote -unquote sequel or prequel or whatever you want to call it Oh, I'd be in like two or three movies but dedicated them to the ghost with backstories 100 % you can hit like That's 12 new movies right there. Well, I'm not saying I'm saying like three, you know just hit like three or four of the ghosts in a movie with a backstory and
Speaker: You can, you don't have to dedicate an entire movie, a two hour movie to one ghost. Oh, just doing like full backstories in like two, in one movie. Do like a half hour backstory and do like three or four of the ghosts be in a movie. You can easily make three sequels. Yeah. You know, I think that would be really cool. Each one would be kind of cool how they captured them.
Speaker: Well, that's what I'm saying. You give their backstory and then how they capture them all in. Yeah. But you do that for like the last ghost that they capture in the beginning of the movie. So so you do a prequel of, you know, Matthew Lillard, you'd have to age him, of course, because he was younger then. And then and then those guys that, you know, the guy that owned the house
Speaker: going to him saying, help us capture these ghosts. We'll pay you this much and, and then showing them how they're going to feed him out of the money, which is basically what they did. Yeah. Uh, yeah. I would be into that. I'd be fully into that. I think it'd be a hell of a. On the phone. Not.
Speaker: Right and patent nonsensical nonsense 2020 September 27th 758 p .m. Hollywood just say, you know, if you make those movies without our We will sue the shit out of you. Yeah, I hate to be very bad news, but that's how pants work
Speaker: Yeah, but there's actually paperwork involved. You can't just say patting. I'm patting it. It's a it's a legal patent, and I've said it on the air way before that. I'm going to get it going. Hey, bud, we're already working on it. Nice try, asshole. Yeah. Well, speaking of speaking of. Cool ideas.
Speaker: You actually had a cool idea that I sent you on TikTok. I kind of am dude. Right. I mean, well, yeah, you sent it to me and I was like, we should totally fucking do that. Right. And, but, you know, I mean, and dude, okay. So for context, for anybody listening, um, uh, I found a TikTok video with this guy. He wrote every single NFL team in a snail mail letter.
Speaker: and mailed them out asking for an autograph, whether it be like a team autograph or an autograph from a player. And what was it? Four or five of the teams reached out and basically again, like a grab bag of stuff. You know, I mean, it wasn't crazy stuff as stickers and stuff. I was like, what is he five years old? You know, like the fact that they answered at all is kind of cool.
Speaker: Like for me, if you sent me, I would throw it on my laptop because I am a football fan. I would throw it on my laptop. When I was in junior high, one of my teachers had us write casinos asking for a deck of cards. Well, I went through the map and I was like Excalibur.
Speaker: Excalibur sent me 38 decks of cards, used cards. Jeez. What they did, apparently, well, the way it works in Vegas, once you use a deck of cards once, it's strapped. Oh, I don't know anything about that. What they do is they have a giant dumpster in the back and they round off the corners and they put a hole in the center of every card, like a punch cold, you know? So what they did is
Speaker: You know, I wrote to the CEO of the company. This is like 95, 94, 95. And the CEO is like, grab some lackey with like, go up to that dumpster and fill this box, empty boxes for cards, put it in there and then went to the dumpster and grabbed handfuls. I think I had like an extra, like 15 cards, but my mom and my dad and I sat there for a whole night, you know,
Speaker: figured out, you know, the suits and everything and laid them out. So there's another deck, there's another, I mean, I like 28 decks of cards. It was a writing project, you know, and if, if, if we send it in and got something back, we got extra credit. So I actually got an A, but it's one of the things it's like, it's, it's like we say all the time, you miss every shot you don't take.
Speaker: I shot the biggest shot I could today in business today when I contacted Doug Milligan, the CEO of Walmart. I actually contacted the CEO of Walmart today.
Speaker: No, I, I think it'd be really cool. They would just be like, Oh, Hey today, I got a letter from the Baltimore Ravens. That would be kind of cool. I mean, you know, but like what you did is he, it looks like he wrote one letter home name on each one, got the mailing address and went, got some stamps, throw out a book. And he got, he got like three autographs. Well, he got two, he got, he got two Eli Manning.
Speaker: Yeah. And then he got Terrell Suggs from the Ravens with it with authentication, a letter of authenticity. Yeah. There we go. Words are fucking hard. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Like the cult said him a swag bag, dude. Yeah, he got a little that was kind of cool. It was a little, you know, it was a little stuff that I'm sure it was like sitting on somebody's desk throwing this in there, too.
Speaker: But it's, you know, the, the fact that, you know, you're, you're contacting a major organization. They don't have to fucking do shit. They can be like, fuck this guy. Look at those dumb kids, you know, and kid, I say kid, I mean, he looks like he's what 25. Yeah. I mean, he's in his, he looked like he was in his early twenties easily. So, but you know, it's kind of a, and you can kind of do that to any company.
Speaker: you know, if you really wanted to. We should flood Miller. Chocolate. You find it. You might get a box of chocolate. So you might they might tell you to fuck off or we talked about a while back, the guy that tried to win the jet from Pepsi. Yeah. And when he mailed it in, Pepsi was like, ha ha ha. That's funny. There's two free coupons for some Pepsi. You know, so it's one of the things is like,
Speaker: It's not uncommon for these companies to actually write back like, Hey man, thanks for being a fan. Thanks for taking the time. This is kind of a nice change for my day to day bullshit that I deal with. You know, but yeah, I think that would be kind of cool. Um, I would assume you could do the same thing via email, but I think you would want to do it snail mail. That way they can send you shit.
Speaker: Yeah, absolutely absolutely want to do it snail mail that way they can that way they can respond your return address. Yeah, if they wanted to. I just wouldn't know how to see that's that's where I would be like how the hell do I word this? I would literally put in hi, I'm a huge fan. I'm doing a little bit of an experiment to see if you guys get these or not. And you know,
Speaker: If you could send me an autograph, that would be amazing. Signed, little Chris Blick. Signed, Richard. I'm telling you, it's all, you know, and then literally just throw it in an envelope and send it out. And I mean, it wouldn't even have to be like, if I were you, I would actually have cash right. Like on a piece of paper.
Speaker: Oh, he he typed him out. So, I mean, you just type it out and you have it out and then you just did you have cast by it? You just dear type in Chicago.
Speaker: Yeah, you know, you know, dear Chicago Bears and you print that off and delete the Chicago Bears in Arizona Cardinals delete that, you know Los Angeles Rams, whatever and then you've already got your you use the same letter for every every team and then you And then you just figure out how to get the address for I guess their corporate office or team off You can literally put so if you go on to let's say I'm not do this in real quick
Speaker: So contact info for the Cleveland Browns. I can just go see Jimmy Haslett pilot. Well, I'm just saying. OK, so if you go on to Brown's website here at the very bottom, they have contact with us. And you got mobile tickets.
Speaker: usually at the bottom of most websites, they'll have like, Oh, here you go. Here is the phone number for Brown stadium and the mailing address, 100 Alfred Lerner way, Cleveland, Ohio, four, four, one, oh, one, one, four. There it is. Right there on the website. Uh, basically you'd have to do that for each, you know, it doesn't take that long. I do it all the time.
Speaker: Like I said, that's how I got contacted Walmart today Yeah, I looked up who is the CEO of Walmart and then track it It took me I think 45 minutes to give guys four different emails And who is the CEO of Walmart these days done done Macmillan? Actually have it here Did it
Speaker: Yeah, Doug McMillan. Here's his phone number. I have his email addresses. He actually does multiple department stores and shopping centers, but mostly he is the CEO of Walmart. Number 2 .5 million employees. U .S. Only. And I'm sure that's when I will just talk to you. Well, like I said, once again, if he emails me back, great. If he doesn't,
Speaker: Yeah, I took my shot. You miss every shot you don't take, you know? Now the Walmart police are coming to take you down. Yeah, well, they can give good luck with that.
Speaker: They don't have extradition laws at Walmart. They're going, they're going to send me a bill for like four batteries. I got to send the goddamn Walmart plot team to kick your fucking door and I hope you get swatted live on the air. He's spoken to. Oh my gosh. I can't remember her name. I haven't written down here on the screen or somewhere. I actually spoke to the CEO or she's chocolate.
Speaker: course, Bob Jones and Jones potato chips. I know him personally. His sister actually. Jones potato chips. No, it's only a big deal in Ohio. 1500 employees. But yeah, you know, I've actually I don't have the info in front of me right now. But I've contacted the CEO of Lowe's.
Speaker: and the CEO of Home Depot as well. Nobody likes Lowe's. I do. I actually went fishing with the owner of a Lowe's franchise. It's Home Depot or nothing. Yeah, I do like the orange. Homey Depot, if you will. Homey Depot rules. Well Lowe's is kind of the
Speaker: extra chromosome of of the fix it yourself kind of thing that the homie with the extra chromie that would be uh that would be ace true value hey don't fucking knock ace down because growing up that's all that's all we had was was ace true value you know and that's all we had dude i used to get uh in lexington
Speaker: One of the ACE true values went out of, they were going out of business. They were giving away boxes of shit for a buck. And a lot of the last week till the rapture. Yeah. A lot of the small world towns still have those ACE hardware stores and I'm, you know, I'm shit. I'm in like Flynn. That's my jam right there.
Speaker: Well, the nice thing about a place like that is if you go there often, it can be kind of a hangout. You know, you meet well like minded people, you know, uh, it's generally a bunch of old men hanging around, but no, but you know what I mean? Like I used to go to a company, uh, when I, when I worked doing clubbing, you know,
Speaker: you run into, you know, guys that are in the same industry and kind of, Hey, what would you do? And you know, you, you could almost find like a mentor kind of thing, you know, a guy that's, you know, an older gentleman that knows a little bit more than you. They're called sugar guys these days. You get advice on like, uh, as you know, when it comes to tools, opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one, but
Speaker: Somebody's like if somebody's like dude DeWalt's the best and you're like, yeah, and then somebody else's right over you you kind of weigh your options Old men hanging around Jeff is fond of the the old men hangouts
Speaker: Pivot man no, but there's always there's always like I love hanging out with people to build shit I Do that every day Well, yeah, I don't unfortunately I work in a little bitty office you work in a bathroom industry
Speaker: I work in a bathroom all day long. Don't try to dress it up. I can talk with anybody. Don't try to dress it up. It's a bathroom. You're just mad because I haven't left my house in a week. Yeah, I am. I am. I am so mad. I actually never have to leave my house.
Speaker: I am so mad. I am so jealous. I hate the fact that I have to go to Monday night NFL games. Okay, buddy Going out for concerts and stuff like that that is Non -work -related. I'm talking about I When I go to work, I can literally work for my bed or I can go down to my
Speaker: I could never work from home because by the third day, I'd be like Jack Nicholas and **** in the shining. He'd go nuts. Yeah, I'd have a **** imaginary bartender in my **** kitchen and then he'd be like, what are you doing? Talking to **** Frank. He's mixing up drinks. We're talking about life. There's nobody out there.
Speaker: She's locked in a bathroom with the, with the damn act. Commute from work is awesome. I just got to say, cause literally I turn off the computer. I'm home.
Speaker: Again, I, I like to get out of the house. You know, I don't have a problem leaving my house. So no, I, I, I absolutely, 100 % could not work from home. Does it sound nice? Yeah. But I also know me and I also know how parts about it that are awesome. There are also parts of the truck. Yeah. I know me. I know how quickly I get cabin fever.
Speaker: Yeah. Fucking beating the door down, sticking my face through it. Here's the champ. He's like, yeah, I get it. You're bored. You want to know? You want to know my new thing to drive Nicki crazy?
Speaker: Oh, I started throwing flags at her. Not real flags, fictitious flags, like they throw in the NFL. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I, I disagree with this play. Uh, I told her, uh, I'm going on Amazon this weekend and I'm ordering a pack of, of referee flags. Like, like last night, she said something. Oh, I threw what started it was she took my vape and she was trying to be, and I was like, what are you doing?
Speaker: And she's like, nothing. And I was like, where's yours? I don't know. So we were watching the Steelers game Sunday night. So I just threw an imaginary flag at her. She looked, she just throw a flag at me. I said, yeah.
Speaker: a personal file, a personal file, taking something that's not yours. That's a 25 yard penalty. Thank you very much. So now we're doing it all. That means you have to go sit in the bedroom until I'm done with this fucking game. She said something last night. She was told me, she was like, you know what you should do? And I, and I rolled over and was like flag encroachment into my personal business, 15 yard penalty. Mind your own business.
Speaker: She said, I disagree. She said, I'm a fucking stab you initially. So I told her I went out and I found Amazon has not only a set of eight yellow flags, which are the penalty flags, but they've also got the they come with eight penalty flags and four review flags, which are the red flags that coaches can throw if they don't agree with the last week. Yeah, that's what red flags you use all the time. She's like, I said you need to go to the bank.
Speaker: Review your fucking snapchat bitch because you never sent me shit And then it comes with a with a referee hat and whistle to which she said a goddamn whistle I will shove it She gonna choke you in the chain of the whistle like another flag motherfucker see what happens
Speaker: She said, the first time you lower that, I will shove it down your goddamn throat. I said, I won't be the only one with something shoved down my throat. She had this dinner last night that had meatballs in it. She made homemade meatballs. And she sent a picture of the bowl of the meatballs. And I said, nice balls.
Speaker: Hey, you got birdie ball. She was like, can't help it. I told you, I look, we've said it out here a million times. We'll say it a million more times. Ladies, just because your man might be 40 years old, he stopped maturing at 16 16.
Speaker: like we stopped maturing at 16. We're done. That's why boobies make us laugh and make us smile. That's why we have somebody says 69. We think farts are awesome. We can't help ourselves. My wife calls me on FaceTime and she's at the store and I can see her cleavage. She's like, what are you doing? I was staring at your boobs. What do you think?
Speaker: Right there. It's just like I'm trying to tell you something serious. I don't care what you get. Let me keep your boobs. No, I do. I'm constantly doing it. I can't see down your shirt down about a quarter of an inch. I don't care what your face looks like. Woman, show your dick. No. And any guy who says
Speaker: That's not true. I'm very mature. He's fucking damn liar. Fucking boring as hell and he's a fucking liar. Yes, 100. You don't want to hang out with that guy anyways because he's fucking lame. Or he's married to a dude. Even gay guys don't mature. I mean, they're still they're still 40 years old with a 16 year old maturity level. I mean, it is what it is.
Speaker: I know you don't get out into the world a lot, but Yeah, that's fun So my favorite things to do is go out into the world and people watching commentate on the people in the world Fucking staying going to Walmart or being in the car driving with you driving through a parking lot or going anywhere because I just
Speaker: I get bored easily. All right. Look, I get bored easily. So what do I do? If you start noticing things when I'm in Walmart or wherever we're at and I start commentating on people, I'm not being mean or hateful or anything like that. I'm just commentating on my surroundings. Exactly. You know, they paid Joe Buck to do it for football. I mean, I just do it in the real world.
Speaker: Nobody likes Joe Buck. Fuck you, Joe Buck. Sorry, personal issues. You're fucking boring. Shots wired. Shots fired. Goddamn, give me the tool of Troy Aikman and fucking
Speaker: the other Dallas Cowboy numbnuts Tony Romo before you give me Joe Buck with anybody. Sorry, Joe Buck, you just suck. By the way, sir, I actually I got something for you. No, you're talking about how we don't mature. I know I'm not gonna play the whole thing. I'm just playing a little bit, but I found something the other day. I didn't send it to you because I wanted to save it for tonight. For the simple fact.
Speaker: I know you and I will appreciate this little bitty quickie song while it's loading. As you said, we don't mature as people because we stop maturing depending on who you are between 14 and 16. But also we are of that age where, as everyone says, you should never trust
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Speaker: that is hilarious i don't care who you are that's hilarious yeah i come across that the other day on um yesterday i think it was on uh on youtube shorts or the shorts i was scrolling through and that popped up and i was like what the fuck but it's also it's catchy
Speaker: Well, you know, like, you know, like we said, the, the immaturity level, you know, but like literally I, I, I saw it. That is so awesome. This is all that. And Kevin and I were watching it and then like five minutes later I sneezed. I was like, I did a little bit. He's like, did you actually poop? No. Yeah. No. Uh, that's my Billy Bob Jersey. Nikki got that for me.
Speaker: uh it's obviously one of my favorite sports movies ever probably close to one damn near one of my favorite movies of all time varsity blues and it's like 50 % because it's one of my favorite movies but also 50 % because billy bob was fucking amazing in that movie and his number was 69
Speaker: Yeah, it was. I had a buddy of mine in high school. His football number was 68. And everybody's like, oh, dude, missed opportunities. Like, no, I just tell all the ladies, you mean I'll owe you one. I like it. But yeah.
Speaker: I just need one more jersey in that movie in that collection will be set. Who are you missing? Mox. So, you already have you have tweeters? Yeah, I have tweeters. No, I only wanted Mox, Tweeter and Billy Bob. Oh, okay. I didn't want I didn't I didn't I didn't really care to get Paul Walker. I didn't you know, I think I was
Speaker: Barely even a main character in that movie. Well, he wasn't in it very long. I mean, he was in it throughout the whole movie, but. Yeah, but it is the movie. He wasn't playing. It was James Warner speaking that fucking movie. I don't want your wife. I mean, your life. Wrong movie. It was those three guys made that movie. What it you know, what it was that kind of movie, man.
Speaker: And Twitter, Twitter, my greatest scene, that slow motion Vader be pulling off his helmet and, you know, fucking just fucking badass scene. And Twitter was my absolute favorite character in that entire damn movie, because I mean, you want to talk about the definition of me. Twitter was a man whore.
Speaker: I was just because I wasn't fucking everything that was walking. Does that mean I wasn't a man? Well, that's what a man or definition is. I hate to be the bearer of bad news. I hate to be the bearer of bad news. I probably. Let's be honest, a little rapey. I mean, he was like, give him two parts of his ass, a beer, and a party's off. And it's nice. And you're like, dude, no.
Speaker: Like you think you're a light male tweeter? Like what? Fucking cracks me up. To this day, I still do the good mooning. Good mooning, boys. Good mooning. It's the crack of dawn and I had to ask you a question. Excellent movie.
Speaker: Classic movie. To be fair. Nothing bad about that movie. There's nothing bad about that. Voight was a bad accident movie. Acting prowess -wise. Oh yeah. Well, John Voight's great. Yeah. Name a bad John Voight movie. Yeah, don't worry. I'll wait.
Speaker: It's like saying, name a bad DeNiro movie. I'll wait. Yeah, we know. We know we did the Ben Stiller movie, the Fokker movie. But he made that fucking movie. But if you put anybody else, you put anybody else in that role, that movie's not as good. I have nipples. Can you milk me, Fokker? Can you milk me, Fokker? Dude, you want to talk about when that movie came out, they were like,
Speaker: Wait, people are going with the whole Fokker thing. Let's name a whole fucking movie. Yeah. Meet the Fokkers. Fokkers and fucking what's her name playing? Stillers mom. Yeah. Yeah. Midler knows. It's right then. Yeah, he was right. And Dreyfus, not Dreyfus. Rayman. Rayman.
Speaker: What's your name? Departee's on it, 730. Definitely 730. Gotta be in. Gotta be home. What was the fucking... What's his name? The fuck is his goddamn name? Fuck! Hoffman? Dustin Hoffman? Dustin Hoffman, yes. Almost said Dennis Leary. That would have been a different movie. That would have been a... That would have been a fucked up movie. No, but you put, you know, the scene where Schiller walks in and
Speaker: Dude's got all that shaving cream on his face and fucking... Stride's got shaving cream all over her boots. Fucking... Hilarious. Especially Schiller's reaction to it. And then find out that she's a sex therapist and shit. I love Stride's hate of that movie, man. It just jacks me up. Fucking Hoffman. But yeah, you couldn't... You couldn't make...
Speaker: Which was Midnight Cowboy? Walkin' here! What's goin' on? No, it's Urban Cowboy. What was that fuckin' movie Hoffman did with John Boyk? No, fuckin' uh... Hey boys! Look what I got here! Hey, where are the white women at? Hey, where are the white women? What was...
Speaker: Justin Hoffman and John Voight. I'll pick it up. What was it? The graduate with Mrs. Robinson? Was that them? Was that the one I'm thinking of? Yeah. Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Like, yeah, that chick, what the fuck you do? Well, you wouldn't have had to try that hard if I was Dustin Hoffman's character. I'm just saying. I wouldn't have said that. I'm like, wait, are we doing this? Wait, this is really after? Come away. Midnight cowboy, John Voight.
Speaker: It's fucking Hoffman. Not the greatest movie, but iconic roles. What was it called? It's called Midnight Cowboy. It's Dustin Hoffman. Oh. Plays, plays a New Yorker. Yeah. And Justin Voight plays a guy from the south moving and they, they meet each other and start hanging out. It's a fucking weird movie. Oh, Opposites Attract Buddy Movie. Yeah. More or less. Like Paul.
Speaker: It's with an animated cat opposites attract. Oh, I see what you did there. Yeah. You catch it when I'm throwing Johnny Bench. I love that video. It's a great. It is a great video. I mean, it's an excellent music video. What is it? It sounds actually called opposite. It's an act, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Excellent fucking video.
Speaker: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what for you know, Paula Abdul never found her to be super attractive or anything like that. Um but she's in that video outside of being incredibly batshit crazy when she's not on her meds. She's really good for her age and she can still **** dance and move man. I bet. I don't know if if you've kind of stumbled across her on TikTok or anything like that but
Speaker: He does a bunch of tick tock videos with all those tick tock dancers and stuff and she ain't But three feet tall and 85 pounds on it. I mean Jesus I power over that woman. Um But yeah, I mean she's still out there she is she wearing these fucking eight -inch fucking heels and Keeping up with these kids and I'm like, okay How old is Paula? I don't know 60s I would think maybe early 70s
Speaker: 61 hmm. I'm not at it It's literally the video it gives when you put in something about a celebrity it gives you suggestions from YouTube videos the second view is the mob since of track video That one in the other one is straight up
Speaker: You know what, uh, I'd be, I'd be lying if I do like vintage Poon Tang. You're not wrong. When I was a kid in your life, sir, when I was a younger, when I was a younger champ, a little champ, if you will.
Speaker: Basically when it was all vintage. Just a wee little champ, if you will. I did have a little bit of a crush on Paula Abdul when I was a kid growing up, but you know. She looked good as hell in that fucking video. Miss Jackson told me I could call her Miss Jackson if I was nasty. I said, I don't know what nasty means, but I'm gonna be nasty. I'll be nasty for you, woman.
Speaker: I don't know what it means to be nasty. Hey, let me look up the definition of nasty because I'm in.
Speaker: Jamie Lee can get it. Susan's Ryan. I can get it. I am. As Andy Gregory said in that fucking movie, the new guy, you know, Chris Tucker said in Friday, the older, the better, the sweeter, the juice. Maybe it's the black of the bird sweeter, the juice. Yeah, she's black and the motherfucker too. That is literally one of the greatest lies.
Speaker: You look at me like, man, it's a black and a berry that's weird. It just doesn't miss a beat. He's like, let's see black and a motherfucker too. Every time it is such a throwaway line and then you miss it. This motherfucker got a thing for everything. I got a line for it all, baby. Don't worry about it.
Speaker: I think that was like, you know, one of those things that that that was so, you know, with Chris Tucker, you know, I wonder how much of his movies and his lines were improvised. But, yeah, I mean, I ain't gonna lie. You know, Reba shit. I do keep it. You know, Reba, I actually she actually has a TikTok channel. Oh, trust me.
Speaker: I know you do. I know. Yeah. You wonder why your your your algorithm is all on vintage but uh fancy. One of her most famous songs. I just I just I just typed in the search bar. Vintage Poon Tang. It's like Reba showing off.
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Speaker: speaking of Reba, when we went up to PA a couple weeks ago, I was driving, my, my, uh, my inner gay came out and I was listening to, because, you know, whoever drives, you know, usually
Speaker: just controls the music controls the music period. And it's not, it's, it's an unspoken rule between Nicki and I. It just, it is what it is once again, never. So like the majority of the trip, I was listening to like nineties rock alternative rock, like SEO, like Allison James and STP red, actually, you know, that kind of genre of music. And then.
Speaker: uh fucking goddamn out of nowhere uh crazy town popped up butterflies fucking love that song yeah great song which sent me into a boy band tailspin which then in turn sent me into share and reba and um a couple other artists well the song the night the lights went out in georgia came on oh yeah and nicky was like don't even change it i was like first and foremost it's reba you're safe
Speaker: Second of all, I was like, you know who originally sang this song? She was like, yeah, Reba. And I said, no, it was actually written for Vicki Lawrence. And she was the original singer. And she was like, and I said, yeah, you know, the comedian Vicki Lawrence. And she said, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I didn't even know she sang. I was like, yeah, her husband wrote the song for her and she originally sang it. What's going on, Benji?
Speaker: Yeah. My inner gay was, was all over the place. You know what? I ain't mad at it. You know, uh, when we're out driving around, uh, my wife does not abide by the, my wife likes to take over the radio. So the compromise is it, we do one, one, she gets to pick a song and then it's mine. You know, and we have a couple of playlists format and then some of them good, good songs.
Speaker: that we all know and love pop up. Oh, I'm staying along like like I'm headed. I'm running the concert. Oh, yeah, dude. I see a lot of windows rolled down. People people from four blocks away going, that white dude over there singing. Oh, goddamn rock. I mean, fuck you. I love that song. I went out in Georgia. Where the hell have you been?
Speaker: for the time being technically Tony's no longer a part of the show. So, and I'm sure his bosses don't let him watch and listen either. He's allowed to pop in and say hi. But, uh,
Speaker: it's a vintage spoon. I gotta give that a gold star on the night for golf talk right there. I mean, technically anything over 20. What is it? When a vehicle is over 20 years old, it's considered a classic. So what was there something vintage? I thought it was 30. No, it's 20. Yeah. 40 years old is considered a classic. The line is actually stated in one of my favorite movies, Christine.
Speaker: I don't care. When they when they first see Christine, the guy that buys Christine is like, did you know she? How does the car have to be the complete vintage? No, classic. According to American collectors insurance. Many factors, vintage cars. Well, OK, so they got vintage between 1919 and 1930. That's that's vintage. But considered a classic is 20 years.
Speaker: So, you know, technically, technically you're, you're 89 Corolla and probably still running. So 20, so 20 years old, but not more than 40 years old for insurance and registration purposes. Uh, that's when they're classic. Yeah. You get, you get special interns for classic cars and then, uh, vintage.
Speaker: which would be, you know, your cars from the thirties, like a 32 Ford, something like that. They'd be considered vintage style insurance. The insurance is a little bit higher, but it covers any modifications done. And, and because parts aren't made for those original antique. There you go. We're not, we're not at antique poon yet. Got a while ago. Don't foresee myself.
Speaker: Um, well, no, how old, how old's Reba? Not a hundred. No, I know that, but she's going to be a hundred before. Well, she, you know, before you die, she will be over a hundred years old. She's one year away from 69 baby. She is 68 and, and, and, and, uh, you know, Dolly can get into it. She's 77.
Speaker: Hey, Dolly was good as fuck, man. I'm just saying. I got my phone down. It's a gorgeous fucking woman right there. Raven McIntyre. She's a good looking girl. Mm -mm. Anisha was pretty good, too. Everything she does is good. Everything she does is magic. A fancy one for Nate. Yes, it was.
Speaker: Even though her mom's. The video for that is so fucking messed up. Even though her mom pimped her out into prostitution when she was like. Her mom was going to pimp her out. Yeah. She's like, no, we have to have rich motherfuckers. He'll be nice to you. Yeah, it will. It will. Epstein didn't kill himself. What was it? What was it? Kennedy said, he said Christmas lights.
Speaker: Christmas directorations and Jeffrey Epstein are the three things that didn't hang themselves. I was like, damn, Kennedy fucking chill out. They would laugh. Who said that? Jamie Kennedy or John F. Kennedy? No, it was it was Kennedy. He's a senator. What's his name? I didn't know there was a lie. What, 10 Kennedy, Robert Kennedy, Robert Kennedy is dead. JFK Jr.
Speaker: uh so it's john nealey kennedy he's united state senator he's 71 john kennedy uh for the state of louisiana the senator versus louisiana he really said that geocidator yeah he said christmas lights is
Speaker: do things that didn't hang themselves. I said it in front of god and everybody. I was like, man, boy. You know, it happens. You gotta do what you gotta do, man. That dude did a trip. If you ever, if you ever see Kennedy speak in a clip on my TikTok or YouTube or Facebook, **** it. It's gonna be comedy gold. He literally has no **** to get. He just doesn't care.
Speaker: Hit this real quick. We're going to take a real quick break. Actually, no, I'll save it until we come back from break. Our fearless leader had a stroke while giving a speech again. Oh, my God. This shit was funny. Check your snap. I'm going to send you the topic. See if you can find the video. Usually, you know, you're so you can pull it up here.
Speaker: I'm pretty quick about that. Where are you at? There you are. I'm just going to give you a quick. What the hell happened to that truck? That's what I was telling you about Saturday night or last week or whatever.
Speaker: when we were talking about or no, I take it back. Well, we were talking about that car that flipped down the road from me and I was telling you about that truck like lost half of its load that popped up a couple of days later. Oh, no, the clippie you're asking about. I saw that fucking hilarious. Yeah. See if you can pull up the. We'll jump into it when we come back when we come back from Brazil.
Speaker: Um, cause there was a couple, there was a couple things in that clip that were, uh, a little bit weird. Jeez Louise. You are way behind there, Facebook. Uh, but anyways, we're gonna take a real quick break, but before we go to break, I do want to shout out some of our friends in the podcasting world. People like, uh, scumbag lounge hosted by Kate Stuckey and 40 phones.
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Speaker: And hey, right before we went to break, I have the clip. I have the clip you asked for, by the way. Calm down. Calm down. Doing a pretty much. It's at the very bottom when you're ready. OK, I'll hit it. I'll hit it before you prematurely ejaculate everywhere. I'm just saying it's there. I'm not going to hit. I figured you want to go ahead and talk about so that someone can't pronounce a simple name. So our. Our fearless leader.
Speaker: are master and chief. Everybody's sleeping grandfather. What the hell do we call him? Master in chief, master of ceremony. What the hell is the president calling him? Master in chief. Yeah. Master in chief. Basically the guy running the greatest country in all of the world.
Speaker: which speaks volumes about our country, mind you. Joe Biden was given a speech talking about hip -hop artists and I think they might've been honoring couple individuals. It was that the Black Caucus by the way. It was what? It was that the Black Caucus. Oh.
Speaker: Joe Biden, you enjoy a nice big fat black caucus, do you? Is that why you like Michelle so much? Michelle Obama used to be Michael Obama.
Speaker: I'm just I'm just around anymore. I'm just saying. Um but uh I think he was announcing a couple artists and one of those artists being uh uh LL Cool J to which he said uh. Yeah, ladies love Cool James with to which he said LL J Cool J. But that's not even the worst part about it.
Speaker: Oh, no, it's not. But here's my problem. Okay. Great. Before that night, I don't play sleepy Joe ever actually heard of El Cool J. Unless, you know, Hunter was listening to it. Hey, Joe is down. I bet he is. I bet he is. I don't know. Probably not. You guys probably ate it up.
Speaker: would be joe is down said that he said if you don't vote for me for me. Yeah. My thing is, like, if you're going to pronounce somebody's name on stage in front of the world,
Speaker: you would think and be like, Hey, Joe, let's go ahead and practice a couple of times. Just in case. No, like it's not like it's that hard of a name. It's not like, it's not like saying, well, how much have I done? Yeah. It's not me struggling with names in the news from these weird ass goddamn countries where people just can't name themselves Steve and Joe and Bob and Tom. Let's be honest here. L Cool J has been around since the eighties.
Speaker: Um, everybody knows lady loves. And it's not something when you read it in a piece of paper that you're like, what does that say? Because let's be honest, he was reading from a teleprompter. At least you didn't say. If you don't mind, go ahead and play the clip.
Speaker: Well, the other thing and that wasn't even the worst part about it. The worst part about the flub was after he messed up. And I love in the clip and hopefully you guys can hear it. I don't know how long this hopefully this clip is long enough, but he goes. LLJ Cool J. Oh, like let's not have grown, but then he says then he says that boy. Yes.
Speaker: You know, I constantly say that's my boy or you know, you know, but the way Joe said it, it was very derogatory. Let's be honest, you know,
Speaker: He's saying that it's derogatory. I mean, come up. But yeah, let's go ahead. This is just a quick 37 seconds here and it does have it. But yeah, check it out. Two of the great artists of our time representing the ground. You are so anxious for the video.
Speaker: You won't even let us discuss what's going on. Two of the great artists of our time representing the groundbreaking legacy of hip -hop in America, LLJ Cool J. By the way, that boy's got, that man's got biceps bigger than my thighs. I think he's... An MC Lyte, both of you, thank you.
Speaker: Because they both have the light off on the mic, you know, you're you're all here to listen to the new edition. Mike Bivens, 40 years producing music that lifts our souls. It's a bad boy, man. I just love that. I just love the LLJ.
Speaker: I'm not saying you're racist, but it was just one of the many, many times. There's also.
Speaker: when you, when you get that spoken, there's another clip. If you want to look that up where Biden says, like America's the greatest country, blah, blah, blah. And then he's like, America's the greatest country. And he goes, are you talking about, are you talking about the one where he's like, America, we sum up in three words. Yeah. We come up in three words and he's just like, whoa. And what was that again?
Speaker: Aliens are among us people and there's one inside of people Sleepy Joe sleepy Joe sleepy Joe. Yeah And
Speaker: And it's not, and it's not a, you know, it's trash Biden and praise Trump because I've said it, I don't know how many times I'm here. It's about, you know, if you're going to be speaking in front of the planet, let's be honest, you know, yes, he is the quote unquote leader of the United States, but people around the world watch people speak. Yeah.
Speaker: The leader of the goddamn free world, man. Like, yeah, I've said it a million times. Somebody should have fucking slapped Trump's hands like he was a little kid and taken his fucking Twitter away from me when he was in office. Great. His late night fucking tweets are like, bro. Yeah. Those are the equivalent of of of the two a .m. leaving the bar. I'm about to hit my ex up and see what. Yeah, it's really kind of a drunk.
Speaker: Are you up? Here's the Biden describing America, if you will. America is a nation that can be defined in a single word.
Speaker: words are hard, Joe. Words are hard. I'm telling you, boy. I wonder if I can send Joe Biden a nonsensical nonsense. Words are hard hat. Would he wear it? Nailed it. You got my vote. I know you're not going to win.
Speaker: But if you wear my if you wear our hat at a press conference and then you stumble. Oh, oh, I am voting. Words are. Around and on the back of it, it says words are hard and big. Yes. Joe Biden is coming to the stage to.
Speaker: Give his speech. He seems that we're wearing a ball cap of some sorts. Can we zoom in on that? What does that ball cap say? Nonsense or nonsense podcast. I wonder what that is. Joe's up there and he's halfway through and he's just like turns his hat around.
Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, Joe Biden has turned his head around backwards. Can we zoom in on that? Words are hard. I believe, I believe Bob, it's saying words are hard. That's one of appropriate for Joe. Congratulations. We are talking about it. I've never heard of this physical nonsense, but somehow they've just become number one on Spotify.
Speaker: Spotify, iTunes, YouTube. Jeff just went through the roof. Jeff, I just would like to let you know that we have over three billion views in the last four hours. What?
Speaker: Hold on. Let me call work. I'm retiring XM radio and Spotify has called me. They would like to offer us $300 million if I just knocked out Joe Rogan for number one, they're offering us 300 million. I told him I had to sleep on it, Jeff. Yeah, you did.
Speaker: You know what, Spotify, that's the generous offer. I took a Joe Biden nap. Yes, I'll take it. Spotify, all I have to say to you is LLJ Cool J. Okay. Besides the racist thing that he said, Colin,
Speaker: cool day of boy for us. If we came on here, you never seen something like the movie burning Mississippi boy. And when calling someone a boy is in the way Joe did it, it was like, well, I don't think I mean, it's just Joe being Joe and he's just old. And let's be honest. I mean, he's a crazy racist, no matter what you say. Let's, let's be honest. He did.
Speaker: He did give me the old G of one of the supporters of the KKK. I mean, yeah, but do you think we were to get more viewers and listens? If I started Friday show out and was like, welcome to nonsense without sense. And if you don't listen to us, you're not black. Oh, we blow up, but not in a good way. We'll try it Friday night. Friday night. I'm just saying, you know, don't be surprised.
Speaker: Fuck you, honky. We'll do the entire episode like this. You know, cancel a little bit, you know. Instead of a fuck you, Shorzy, we'll give you a fuck you cracker. Fuck you, Shorzy. Fuck you, Shorzy. How are you now? Good and you? Oh, Jesus. To be fair.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: good old good old sleepy joe that's such a lovable guy i mean if he wasn't running our country i would probably
Speaker: Mind him if he was just a bumbling old man that they would just put on TV every once in a while But I mean he's literally run in the country. I'm a relief from all the bullshit You know President comes out Comes out and he's all somber and he was like, you know Unfortunately wildfires are running rampant and in California
Speaker: And right now we have an estimated 115 missing people presumed to be dead thoughts and prayers go out to California. We're going to do everything we can to help the state of California. And everybody's all bummed and sad and they just send Joe out. And then Joe comes out and he says something like, that boy, that boy was Joe.
Speaker: Okay. Yeah. You know, Joe comes out. Hello. Jay cool. Everybody's like, I feel better now. I feel, I feel a little better, but it's good for the Californians, but a little bit better. Thanks, Joe. Appreciate that.
Speaker: There's always a time where, you know, you see your grandparents and you're just like, you're in a home. Isn't that like every day somebody walks in the Oval Office and they're like, wait, is this guy still here?
Speaker: Can we put him in the home? Yeah, we're in the White House. Isn't it ready? Is it not ready? I have a question for you, and this is mildly political. So during the whole Maui thing and all this, Joe went on a couple of vacations, go figure, but spent a lot of time on the beach.
Speaker: Uh, with the exception of Kennedy, how many other presidents actually hung out on the beach where they got pictures and stuff? I'm just saying, Jesus. I say, I say you're pissing too darn loud, boy. It's late at night and you're pissing right in the center of the bowl, like you're frying chicken in there. You got a piss on the side, boy, making a stealth mission. You're causing a whole ruckus pissing like that, boy.
Speaker: We that's dream I got a strong scream Have you seen the pictures of Joe on the beach? It's just not presidential The whole And I and I talked about this a little bit Monday night the whole situation with with with with Hawaii
Speaker: and the wildfires and everything like that. Why we're spending, why we're sending billions of dollars to the Ukraine, which not just that, have you heard the latest? We're actually buying grain and we're paying for the firefighters salaries for all of you. Well, hold on a second. I got a mind fuck for you.
Speaker: So instead of, and I've said this, I don't know how many times I've said this, but we have to take care of our house first at the end of the day. We got to stop worrying about everybody else's house. It's a real, don't throw stones in a glass house. It's not even that. Don't go clean your neighbor's house when your house is dirty. Exactly. We got to take care of our house. So we got to fix our house and get our house in order before we start going and worrying about it.
Speaker: So that whole Hawaii situation was just as Americans, they were treated
Speaker: Like, like a redheaded stepchild, you know, and put on a back burner when all of our efforts and energy should have went in. And I say the same thing about when, you know, as much as we don't like California. And I think anymore, California is just normal. They catch on fire twice a year as it is. So it's just like, okay, well it's fire season, so deal with it. But here's a mind fuck for you. And I thought of this Monday night as I was talking about this situation.
Speaker: And I said it tonight, but I'll say it now so I can get your reaction the whole Russia invading the Ukraine Or deal and you know, we've been on thin ice with Russia or Russia's been on thin ice with us for years kind of It's a relationship where you walk on eggshells around each other. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's one of those things. It's like it's like talking shit around Mike Tyson. You don't want to do it
Speaker: So check this out. Peep this. Oh, Vladie. Oh, Vladie Pootie McPootie pants. Goes over to Olinsky. Oh, Fred Astaire over there in the Ukraine. And he says, hey, Fred Astaire. I'm going to invade your country. Yes, the people are going to die. But America is going to step in. And you know, they're going to do what America does because that's what America does.
Speaker: We're going to get a fuck ton of money. And then surprise. Yes. Holy shit. They're sending us fucking weapons and stuff. And it's all an M. Night Shyamalan, a ding dong twist. Oh, 100 percent. We're Vlady. Oh, Vlady, McPooten and Fred Astaire, Zelensky. We're actually in cohorts the whole time. Oh, and by the way, I didn't. Let's be honest. Zelensky is a fucking actor.
Speaker: Literally, that's why I said actor But they were in the whole the whole time and sometime around mid next year Old Pootie and Zelensky decides to hit America with the okey -doke reverse card Is it that hard to understand I mean right now Okay. Do you remember? Obviously it was before you and I were born
Speaker: I understand. The Cuban Missile Crisis, you remember that? Yeah. It's actually going on right now, but instead of Cuba, it's Venezuela. Putin is actually setting shit up in Venezuela right now. So they're literally on our back door. And Joe and all the politicians are like, hold on, wait, I dropped the soap.
Speaker: We're just slowly bending over and they're gonna fuck us Yeah, I'm just I'm just saying like the ultimate Uno reverse card Russia. Oh, why do you make puterson?
Speaker: and Fred Astaire, Salinski, they get all our money and all our weapons and then hit us with that reversal. And next thing you know, they're blowing up fucking Florida, not a tragedy, not really that much of a loss. I mean, or even like Oregon or Washington or Alaska. I don't really know what Alaska contributes to the country, but I know that they're like neighbors to Russia. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, I don't know. They do like blow up.
Speaker: Oregon and then they're like, ha ha, we got you. Thanks. Actually did us a favor. They're like, they blow up the coast, you know, nothing against Washington. Sorry, Washington. We're going to start at Oregon and just take out Oregon and California. And they're like, ha ha, we got you. You kind of do us a favor and now we're going to bitch. Yeah, you help yourself. You know, let's be honest. I actually, I actually saw a clip the other day. Somebody went to
Speaker: went to one of these states that are that are like me credit for that conspiracy theory because I'm not conspiracy guy. No, but it's it's
Speaker: It's not a conspiracy, sir. It's not a conspiracy theory because it's reporting the news before it happens. That's what it is. Oh, speaking of reporting the news before it happens. I said Monday night that Travis Kelsey would be the number one athlete and all of the NFL.
Speaker: uh and overnight or between sunday and tuesday his uh social media i can't remember who's instagram or what it was grew over 400 000 followers and his jersey by monday or by tuesday was the number one selling jersey in the nfl much like i said monday night on the show all because he may or may not be dating taylor swift
Speaker: I saw that and I found out he was dating Taylor Swift there's a there's a picture of Taylor Swift with a fan and Taylor Swift's got like a bruise underneath it was like damn Jessie put her to work already there's a there's a tick tock video and Jeff you're pretty fast on this the Eagles the Eagles predict the future
Speaker: Travis Kelsey's brother, Jason Kelsey, is the center for the Philadelphia Eagles. So they showed him in the game Monday night. Kelsey's lined up. Hertz is behind him. And DeAndre Swift is beside Hertz. And they said, Kelsey Hertz, Swift. And then Swift's new album comes out.
Speaker: Jason Kelsey is Travis's brother. He's a center. Jalen hurts is the quarterback for Philadelphia. And the Andre switch is there the running back. So I had to put that out there for the non football people, Jeff. I'm just trying to find it here. And then the guy that did the video started singing like her first single that she cracked me up so much. But I called that shit man. I called that shit Monday right off the rip. I called that shit.
Speaker: Fucking Swifties man. There's some Swifties in the the beehive They don't fuck around They're crazy I'm just saying that chick writes songs for days about ad breakups and whatnot and In Swifties and beehive don't come after us. I'm just saying y 'all are fucking lunatics
Speaker: Y 'all are diehard. It is, that is a definition of loyal fans right there. And as a Cleveland Browns fan, I understand I'm a loyal fan. The only difference is they actually do good stuff where the Cleveland Browns wearing a, like an abusive relationship. They kick us in, they kick us in the teeth every season. And then they tell us and promise us that they're going to change. And like idiots, we go back to them and then they don't change and they beat us up again. And eventually we die in that relationship.
Speaker: I don't believe this is the video, but I think this is a - It's a terrible decision to make to compare being a Browns fan to domestic violence. And I do apologize to you, our survivors, but that's what it's like. I'm just saying. It's like being a Dallas Cowboys fan. I'm just saying.
Speaker: now the Swifties and the Beehive and the domestic violence survivors are all going to boycott. Get in line behind the other losers that are boycotting us. The only difference is you guys will actually make a difference. Well, you wouldn't make a difference because then you all listen to us anyway. So you'd be in the same boat as the other currently boycotting us. You know, we get if we get Taylor Swift to listen to us, we will literally blow Joe Rogan out of the fucking water.
Speaker: We know the. That's not it. Oh, that's not even remotely. Yeah, that's not even remotely close to video. I was going to say, did you save it? Because I mean, literally that is a trending topic right now on TikTok. Oh, wait a minute. In our group chat on football. Did you? Excellent. Yeah. Send it to me.
Speaker: I forgot that I said the
Speaker: Oh, that's why it's on Instagram. I will. I will say, you know, I got to do a screen recording action. Um,
Speaker: I don't have any problem with Taylor Swift. I think Taylor Swift goes above and beyond for her fans and stuff like that. And I think she's probably deep down. And honestly, I think she's pretty cool. I don't care for her music.
Speaker: Um, but God damn it, that wasn't the cutest fucking thing in the world. Uh, during that Sunday night game, when the chiefs were, when the chiefs were playing, she was up in the, up in the clubhouse.
Speaker: She was up in the clubhouse with Travis Kelsey's mom and she was getting excited and cheering her man on It was like watching a high school high school girl watching her her boyfriend play football on Friday night That was that was a very cute thing. I ain't mad at him. I just I Mean what it would be is you know, they're
Speaker: As a football fan and as a guy who hates the fucking Chiefs I hope she gets in his head and throws his game off and the Chiefs fucking suck this year That's just me but I'm not mad at their relationship and I have nothing personal against Taylor Swift. I just don't like her music But I'm also a 40 year old man and
Speaker: I'm not a preteen or teenage girl that's going to lose my mind because T swizzles telling me to shake it off. I don't know. But nonetheless, the Swifties are fucking lunatics and so is the beehive. I don't know why Beyonce got thrown in here, but I just felt the need to throw in there because I don't like Beyonce. I don't like her music. I don't like her. Jay -Z was a terrible rapper.
Speaker: Great businessman, terrible rapper, but. No, I agree. I'm not a, uh, I'm not a fan of, and I'm not saying she's got terrible songs. I'm just saying. I don't know. Yeah. It's a terrible human being. I just don't like her. Judge me if you will. Blunk. Boip. Boip. Boip. Is that Joe Biden over there talking?
Speaker: No, I was sending that video to myself. I had to screen record it because it's weird. Okay. I think it was off of Instagram. It was, it was an Instagram. Well, it wouldn't let me save the video. So I had to screen record it and I had to chop it down because I, I had to mute your mic because you're playing the damn thing as loud as you possibly can. I'm like mute. Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker: Okay, so here is the clip. It is loading. Bear with me. So for those of you guys, if you're listening to the replay and you want to see the actual video, if you haven't seen it yet, go ahead and jump on the YouTube channel. It's a pretty funny clip, you know, if you're a football fan.
Speaker: or made a prediction that Kelsey Hurts Swift. Next album is going to be like, are we a touchdown in love or are we third and long? I just need to know so I can write this song. It didn't record properly, but it does say Kelsey Hurts Swift. That's kind of cute. I'm not mad at it. But yeah.
Speaker: If they break up, you know, she's going to bank on it because. Oh, there's a meme going around and it's got one on one side is a picture of Taylor Swift. She's got her guitar. She's in front of a microphone. And then beside is a picture of Travis Kelsey at a game. He's in his uniform or whatever. He's got his helmet off. And then it says the caption is. And for my new song, football guy, micro peen. Nice.
Speaker: All the time they waste no time and that waste no fucking time whatsoever Don't understand the appeal of Taylor Swift I don't Like she's got some decent songs. I'm not mad at them. I don't I don't think she's hot. I don't think she's sexy. She's adorable. I
Speaker: Yeah, she's she's like a cute girl that would hang out with you, but she's like your brother's friend and you're like, you know what? She's she's Bonnie from from. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. You just like. Yeah, she's Bonnie McMurray in your way. Go away. Hi, Wayne. Hi, Bonnie.
Speaker: Hi, buddy. How are you now? Oh, hey, speaking of Barbie, did you hear that Barney Barbie is actually coming out with Barbie? Was it Kenner, the name of the company that makes Barbie? They're coming out with a a Afghan Barbie. She's a blow up doll. What on phone?
Speaker: I actually, I just can't get up in the past three days. I've been watching, uh, what's it, I can't remember the channel. Uh, there's a channel on YouTube where it's, uh, if you laugh, you drink. And they, they sit there and tell dad jokes at each other. And if they laugh, they have to take a shot. And oh my God, dude, some of them are seriously funny. Um,
Speaker: Yeah, he reeled your brain there. You're thinking about half Dan Barbie. No, I'm just. You know, I'm happy for you that you graduated from the Kevin Hawley College of Comedy. Shut up, that was funny. I'm glad you got your degree in stand up comedy. Don't go to the Apollo.
Speaker: They will. That was funny. They will. That was funny. We'll go to the Apollo because you will go. Get off. Get off. Save it for your old. There's a YouTube channel called All Deaf. And what they do is it's it's they tell dad jokes to try to beat the other lap. Some of them jokes I can't even say on here because I'm like, dude, you know, can't do it.
Speaker: So is your stand up moniker? Are you going to be Jeff Holly or are you going to be Kevin Hawk? No, I'm going to be Dusty Holly. That might be the funky Holly. Spunky Holly. Yeah. Yeah, there was actually.
Speaker: Oh, I got Kevin the other day. We did the other day with the dad joke. Yeah. We make fun and we poke fun at Kevin Hawley. But, uh, you know, I got to say, uh, you know, um, he's got the balls to get up there. You and I do not. He's at the point, you know, I mean, he gets up there, but he's staying busy. He's doing a lot of gigs, a lot of shows in, uh, around the Tampa area. Uh, a lot, but whatever.
Speaker: You know, it's generally pretty quiet when he's on stage, but you know big ups to him doing his thing and you know podcasting
Speaker: Well, podcasting, he was really good at until he decided to be like super right wing lunatic nutback conspiracy theorist. And he really went into that, uh, frogs are gay. I'm like, dude, calm down. Yeah. Before that, he was, he was really good at podcasting, but, um, now granted his ex wife had been divorced for like 20 years. And that's like the majority of his jokes, his ex wife jokes. And it's like.
Speaker: Yeah, you're not over it, sir. Somebody else like that. Um, he still put hurt that my fiance left him for me. It's not her fault that she upgraded. Yeah. He posted it. He posted the other day. He was randomly reaction to one. Uh, I don't follow dummy, but, uh, Nikki, Nikki popped up and I was like,
Speaker: Ooh, somebody's okay. And I was like, where's my fucking popcorn? I need to get on this. Oh yeah. She, she was one time, but he posted not too long ago. And I don't know if she was, I don't know if somebody said something to her or, or what, but he had posted something the other day and it was like, uh, it was one of those like Facebook. It was a generator. It was a generator. It was like, why did your ex leave you?
Speaker: No, this is the other day that was a while back this was just the other day was like what's one thing that you Like about your ex or something like that and he was like the fake that she's 1200 miles away And it was like well damn somebody still fucking but her considering he's so happy and so I've had a lot of action
Speaker: If I ran into one of my exes, like my most recent act, I don't think it would go bad. I think it'd be like, Hey, how are you doing? I see my ex wife every fucking day. Yeah. Well, that's unfortunate. You know, if I, if I ran into the elephant in the room, I mean, I would probably just be like, wow.
Speaker: You really caught me off the drinking problem. I'm just saying. No, but so back to the whole dad joke thing, I got Kevin on a dad joke, but it was one of those things I had to explain it to him because it was, it was one of those, it was a joke where it's not a thinker, but it was like, uh, did you know, you know, five out of six people.
Speaker: I think Russian roulette is safe and Kevin was like, I don't get it. I was like, really? After I explained it to him, I like showed him a picture of a six -shooter and he's like, ah, I get it. He just didn't understand what Russia is. He hasn't been around the whole gun thing for a long time.
Speaker: Yeah, no, you know, like the, like the, the whole exit thing. Yeah. I mean, I don't think I would have, you know, I don't think I would have a problem with any of mine. I mean, you know, like I said, the elephant in the room, uh, you know, that's a whole different situation, but you know, that was just, you would conquer super for months on end. No, but I mean, for like, you might like my daughter's mom.
Speaker: It would be cordial. It would be fine. Uh, my ex that I was with before I was with my wife, don't see an issue there. And before that, it would be chicks in the States. And I'm friends with most of them on Facebook. Yeah. I mean, you know, um, because his mom, obviously we had our issues in the beginning.
Speaker: Um, and, and both of us had to do a lot of healing and stuff like that. And I think we have, and now things are cool or, you know, we, it's not even a matter of just being cordial, just get along. You know what I mean? Um, you know, my most recent ex, you know, other than the fact that, you know, like I said, maybe you do drink too much and you go to AA. No, no, no, no. My most recent ex, I mean, before Nikki,
Speaker: Oh, you know, I wouldn't, I don't think that one would be an issue either. Negative or anything like that. I mean, there were just some things that, uh, should have been a little bit more. There's a little red flag that you didn't notice. Yeah. A couple to ignore. Yeah. Not even like major red flags or anything like that, but you know, but I don't think that there's.
Speaker: Any reason for me? Obviously one I realize you realize that makes you and I do the most Evolved people we've ever met There are a lot of people on tick -tock and and and social media that literally all they do is talk shit about their eggs Well, yeah, I just don't I just don't see any sense in it like You know, I've you know in even
Speaker: when a certain someone and I broke up and it was not good. Uh, I didn't instantly come on the show or go on social media and start dragging her like, no, you fucking called me. Like she did to me. Right. But
Speaker: you know, where she got caught up back in the damn pool. Then I put her business all out there. And when I did that, she got real fucking quiet, but it's funny how that works. You are so eager to fucking talk. They didn't worry you know, but I mean, it's one of those things. It's like, uh, it's, it's not everybody. You and I are kind of evolved in that, in that point where, where, you know,
Speaker: We both realized that at this point in our lives, if a relationship ends, it is what it is. You know, there's, you know, you can't force, you can't force somebody into a relationship. And if they're done and you're done, it's over. It's done to bitch and monobot, really. I got, I got too much shit going on in my life. And at the end of the day, I got bigger fish to fry. Yeah. At the end of the day.
Speaker: I've upgraded and and moved on to a better situation. Yeah, unfortunately, Nikki downgraded, but you know, that is what it is. Well, you know what? Maybe she has a weird fetish for Sasquatches. Don't change it. Don't think shame her, Jeffrey. I don't know. I'm just saying her teeth got unlocked. I'm just saying. She said, ooh, new kink unlocked Sasquatches. Yeah.
Speaker: How do I keep this sasquatch? I want to dig at it. If I give him beer, he'll stay. Easy, I'm a bartender. I'll give him beer, and I will feed him, and he will never leave. And I'll feed him, and I will. Ladies that are listening, it's not hard to get a guy. You find out what they're like, you give them that, you're good.
Speaker: Give him beer. I will feed him and I will laugh at his jokes and his immaturity Dream as they say about your mother. That's the dream Yes Yeah, I won Sheila either way it comes out I upgraded she downgraded and you know and kink unlocked but Okay to your
Speaker: I'll give you credit. She technically upgraded, but only by a little, like three degrees. Let's be honest. Oh, no. I'm way more than three degrees ahead of old Limp Dick McGillicott. Well, no, I agree. He is. He is one goofy little talker. He is one goofy second. I've been seeing the video and I went.
Speaker: really like my respect for Nicki went down when I saw that video where I was like seriously thinking about the texture going really really not only that not only not only does he look like that but he's also a mooch and a fucking bomb as you know I love Nicki to death she gives as good as she gets I'm a hundred percent behind her but
Speaker: I literally, the first time I saw his video, I was like, Oh, here's the kicker. Here's the kicker. He was making all these videos, talking shit, this and the other thing from her house. I get it. He's an idiot. He's a bomb. First, I got a question for you. He's a bench made bomb.
Speaker: I'll tell you what he needs in his life, Jeffrey. I'll tell you what he needs. He's the definition of somebody who's never been punched in the mouth. He definitely needs to eat a curbs sandwich, that's for sure, if you get that reference.
Speaker: bite the curb, boy. Bite the curb. Oh, easy. Easy. Easy. You didn't have to quote the movie. Easy. Yeah, I'm so old. I'm going to see you as Ed Norton with your shirt off. You're painted on nonsensical nonsense as opposed to what Ed Norton had.
Speaker: I got a big microphone with and and above it instead of SS. Yes. He got he got our stall logo in the same spot. Yeah. Well, well, Jeff, Jeff, maybe, maybe, maybe he would be doing better in life if if he was drinking the proper energy drink.
Speaker: And drinks that are, that are going to leave you with jitters and with a crash into a wallet, a hundred miles an hour, an hour after you drink them, maybe he would be doing better in life. And we had some tubby energy. Exactly. If he was properly energized and properly focused, just maybe he would be doing better. And if you don't want to be like this, Linton Dick Walrus, the dubby.
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Speaker: Let's roll that beautiful bean footage.
Speaker: Awesome. That video seriously is a voiceover. I'm in contact with Morgan Freeman as we speak because the greatest voiceover person in history. I was going to go see, I was going to see if Mark Hamill was, was free. Yeah, but he's more of a, he's worked a character.
Speaker: Yeah, but could you imagine the Joker doing the voiceover for that? That would be kind of cool. That would be fucking dope. That would be pretty fucking dope. I'm just saying. I ain't mad at it. I ain't mad at it. I would take that over Morgan Freeman. That's more of a being. Here's my question. Here's my question and we might have to get into it after the break. If you were going to choose someone to narrate your life, like, you know, they made, Hollywood decided to make a movie about your life.
Speaker: You know, you sitting around drinking beer. Who do you want to narrate? Ooh. No questions. I wouldn't be mad at Morgan for you. Sam Elliott, all day. If you're going to narrate my life. Or to really go really cool. Oh, um, dude that did the voiceover for Ted. Um, card. What?
Speaker: Yeah, the dude that did Picard, what's the bald headed guy? He was Professor X. Yeah. In the movie, Ted, about the bear, the Mark Wahlberg and shit, that's dude. What are you talking about? That's Picard doing the voiceover. What voiceover? In the beginning of the movie. Oh. In the beginning of the movie, Ted, that's Picard. Patrick Stewart. I wouldn't be mad at it. Patrick Stewart, thank you. Yeah, he does the voiceover from Ted.
Speaker: No, my life, Sam Elliott, because my life's been kind of crazy. And what Bert Chrysler, cause he'd laugh the entire time. Anyway, anyways, go age war on big energy. Go to w .gg. Use our promo code words are hard. Save you some money. Hard. Hey, let's go and take a real quick break.
Speaker: with a little uh cover by the uh cover of the outfield your love.
Speaker: I don't wanna lose your love tonight
Speaker: You're standing up
Speaker: Tryna sell my hands from shaking But something in my mind can't make any sense And once we're free we're all alone Knockin' out the way I'm feelin' As you leave me, please won't you close the door And don't forget what I'm sayin'
Speaker: I don't wanna lose your love
Speaker: Happy birthday, dear Trevor. I do like that song. Happy birthday, Trevor. That's first to 11. I like that band. They're a really good band. They're a bunch of young kids. I say young kids because they're definitely young kids. But I do like that band. And while I was listening to that song and I was singing along in my head, I was doing a mashup. I don't think it's been done yet.
Speaker: I was doing a mashup of use your love and Jesse's girl, which then I thought about, you know what? I really need to get that song. I said, they defined me a good cover of Jesse's girl because we like the eighties around here and never had that song. And that's how my brain works. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to an ADHD riddled brain of a 41 year old man. Uh, agreed. Um, actually while that song was playing, I actually, I actually found something that, uh,
Speaker: you definitely need to see. You've probably seen it before. I got a quick 11 -second clip here for you. Well, hold on one sec. Go ahead. Welcome back to Nonsense. Go Nonsense. He's Jeff, the premature ejaculator. No, no, no. I also have a subject for our next section.
Speaker: I'm good. I host this train wreck People like why do we watch this because it's a fucking train wreck and your rubber neck. Yeah deal with it and I said necker neck
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Speaker: Anywho, Jeffrey. Anyways, I got this little beat clip. I'm not going to play the whole thing because, you know, you don't need to, but, uh, I think you'll, uh, my mouth's working. There it goes. You'll like this. I don't want to give this a strike, so I didn't play the whole thing, but as you started playing that song, I thought of that clip and I was like, I got to find it.
Speaker: What was that clip? I didn't even get to be here. I wanted to take a cruise of pirates. I found this cruise line. It takes you to Somalia. No, that's the next subject. I already deleted the old video. Let me bring it back up. I'll show it to you. Damn it. My mouth's not working. Yeah, I only got the... But she's going into like the downstairs and you can see it here. I got it here.
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Speaker: Wanna take a cruise with pirates? Found this cruise line that takes you to Somalia. And what they do, they act like a down ship, so they start sending up all these flares. Attracting the pirates because they think, oh my god, this is gonna be an easy target. Little do they know, they have a bunch of bloodthirsty tourists that paid $5 ,200 to take this cruise. Which is luxurious, by the way. You're welcome to bring your own arsenal with you. And if you don't have your own, you can rent one. Basically, just sail up and down the coast waiting to get hijacked by pirates. Look how happy they are. Here's what you can rent. AK47, M16, a .50 cal, pretty standard. A fucking RPG. Customer testimonials here.
Speaker: Six attacks in four days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates my wife nailed two and my 12 year old son sacked two boats with a minigun. It's fun for the whole family. You can also rent a minigun. You get a thousand dollar refund if you don't see any pirates. You can reserve now and be automatically entered to win a five minute time slot on the captain's own twin browning 50 cal. You better act now, space is limited. Supposedly it's by a Russian company in international waters. So you don't have any risk to yourself, legal, legal speaking. If this was real, you fucking psychos. You watched a full minute about me,
Speaker: the the
Speaker: hunting hunting some hunting pirates Look at me. Look at me Every time we see something look at me. I'm the captain now, you know, I I go full -on Bruce Willis Let him get on the boat so I go fall off Bruce Willis and die hard with the gun take to my
Speaker: right let's play a game boys i got you it is christmas after all i mean that that sounds like fun i was like let's go on a cruise
Speaker: the the the the the the the
Speaker: When do we leave? You want to get me on a plane? I'm, I'm, I'm not even, I'm, I'm, I'm doing a skip to my Lou, my darling getting on the plane. Why is he so happy? He's scared of hype. Oh, he's going to kill.
Speaker: Why is he so happy
Speaker: I'm aware of this shirt the whole time. Now I have a machine gun. Oh, oh, oh. We get to go to the kitchen. We're going to the shepherd, Chris. That's all there is to it. We're going to the shepherd. So we can put shirts inside. Now I have a machine gun. Oh, oh, oh. Here are our Christmas shirts.
Speaker: It sounds like fun. I don't know why. Why is my mouth not wanting to work?
Speaker: I say you're pissin' too darn loud, boy. It's late at night and you're pissin' right in the center of the bowl like you're fryin' chicken in there. You got a piss on the side, boy. Make it a stealth mission. You're causing a whole ruckus pissin' like that, boy. I haven't picked up in now. It looks like fun.
Speaker: like six months before the cruise, we have to get together every day and work on our perfect one liners. That really sunk his boat. Oh, that's a good one. That's the first one I'm using. So we take the pirate, we pull out a little black book like, ah. Yeah, he ate that one.
Speaker: He's not the captain now! Just the whole time! I hit him with a little monkey and I said, play time's over! You're off the fucking chain!
Speaker: You know I'm going to go to the highest point of the boat with my belt screaming the whole time. The pirates were like, they're throwing up flares, but they have the guy up there going, I am the champ. We're taking this boat. Captain, can we play across the loudspeaker, the John Cena theme music?
Speaker: Pirates are like blaring John Cena's I don't know. I can't see him You can't see me on the crows But that is not real because it is a Russian company so it's like
Speaker: It could be real. I'm 100 % in. I'm all in. I'm about to take Vicki and go, so about getting married in New Orleans. What if we got married Titanic style? What if we went on a cruise? Yeah. It would be a nice honeymoon.
Speaker: And for the rest of you, you get to say multiple things. A, I killed more pirates than Nikki. And B, I killed Matt. I mean, I mean, the captain could marry us. And then he can say, now I pronounce you husband and wife. Now, shoot somebody. You know, I can win, win, win. Flawless victory. Here's my question.
Speaker: If we're on that cruise, do we get a plaque on how many we take a doubt? Well, if they don't give us one, we'll be like, yeah, we can make what is like six boats, four pirates, you know, you know, I'm kind of here. Yeah. When do we leave? Fuck, that sounds like fun. The fact that you can bring your own weapons or rent.
Speaker: When we said that you could bring your own weapons, we were thinking guns I showed with a machete, a baseball bat, nunchucks, my belt. That's not what we meant.
Speaker: We don't want them actually on the boat. Well, what was the fucking point? Sorry, captain. Look at me. I'm the captain now. They're literally looking at you like, yeah, we haven't heard that one before. Look pal, they're coming on the boat. Things just got a little bit, things just got interesting. We are literally the last passengers they ever have on the boat because they're like,
Speaker: You know, the lawsuits are racking up. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Everybody hold your fire. Hold your fire. Hold your fire. Wait until you see the whites of their eyes. Hey, it's hard. He blinked. He blinked. It's dark. Tell a joke. Somebody make him laugh so we can see him. He's speaking of jokes. I have a question for you, sir. Oh, Jesus Christ. What would you call the Jetsons if they were black?
Speaker: I'm not going into this wormhole with you. It's the Jetsons, you fucking racist. While you work. You know what they say on letter, Kenny?
Speaker: You love what you do. You never work a day in your life. Exactly. Let's talk about buttered sausage. Talk about buttered sausage, where it comes from, what it does. Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face. What about buttered sausage? That's not your jam. It's not your thing. You don't like it? It's not my jam. I don't buy jam. I buy honey and I kiss it on the lips.
Speaker: I don't mind him. When we go on that ship, can we play that the entire time? Gary Busey's on the boat. Gary Busey's on that boat. We're going to be as famous as the other guy that was a pirate.
Speaker: I mean I am the equivalent of a bigger bearded Jack Sparrow, just a trunk. I like it would be the first time the Pirates actually get on boats. And then we have to go full on John McLean.
Speaker: Yeah, I want them on the boat. That's what I said. 100%. But yeah, I am going to, I am going to take that minigun. Bring them on the boat. I'm going to have a horse and egg and predator. Oh, 100%. When we meet up and like, yeah, son of a.
Speaker: I'm just saying, I'm kind of in, I literally, as we, when we go on break, I literally scroll through TikTok just in case I find something funny. And this is the first time it's happened. Being the horror fan that I'm on, we let them on the boat. We turn all the lights off, start playing the Halloween theme music. Give me a microphone for the, for the loudspeaker throughout the boat. And I just go.
Speaker: The whole time. You want to play? I'm going to do the entire line from Die Hard with a Vengeance. Like, you ever see the Amitymp family? That big motherfucker named Lurch has to compete some of the change. Right, right, right, where they get on the boat, there's a sign that says, beware, Sasquatch.
Speaker: Sasquatch and leprechaun. They are on the boat. We have a Sasquatch and a leprechaun somewhere on this boat. You guys are right, Bob. You and the prize. What's the prize? Dead. Death. If you beyond this point, there is a leprechaun and a Sasquatch. And then in small letters, you're fucked.
Speaker: You would definitely have to be dressed as a leprechaun. Oh, 100%. Even dressed as a leprechaun, I'm dressed like the guy from Elf. Or not from Elf, from Bad Santa. Oh! I can't remember his name.
Speaker: Or better yet, I dressed as Peter Dinklage from Game of Thrones. Not only would that be really fun, but I mean, for me, I mean,
Speaker: Again, that would be really fun to do like just blow up pirate ships and kill pirates But then like like I get to live out my own real life horror movie where I'm the best No, no because once again you could become John McLean in that point It's it's more of John McLean meets the guy that played standard bullocks Sidekick and speed to you know
Speaker: No, it wasn't fucking Keanu. It's it's 100 percent like Friday the 13th because they come on the ship thinking that they're like, oh, everything's hunky dory. We're pirates. We're going to take the ship. And then all of a sudden they're they're being hunted and taken out one by one by a giant. Sadly for them, it's fucking hairy for Marion.
Speaker: Wait, can I just as Han Solo you as Chewie? I'm just saying. It's Harry's drunk cousin Glick. It's Harry's country bumpkin drunk cousin Glick. Hey y 'all.
Speaker: I can't hear that. I can't hear that. Drink beer and kill pirates and I'm all out of beer. Exactly. Holy shit. It's Ronnie Ronnie Glenn.
Speaker: Dude, if we go on that trip, I'm wearing nothing but white beater. It looks like I've fallen in the dirt for three days. I'm wearing Daisy Dukes and Crutes, and that's it. Holy shit, it's John McLean and some weird animal they got out of the woods. Some fucking creature that got out of a scientific lab.
Speaker: They keep calling it. They call him Glick, but he calls himself the champ. You're wearing your nuts as melodious belt. So you have beer holsters on it?
Speaker: You kill a pirate, you chug a beer. You gave him a lot, boys. The cat is going to hate us both by the end of this cruise because he's going to be up in his cabin grabbing the microphone, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: Every time you kill a pirate, you chug a beer. If you wound a pirate, you take a shot. Yeah. If you get a headshot. If you have a headshot, you shotgun the beer. If you take down a boat with more than one pirate in it, you have to do three beers.
Speaker: And then you finish it all up. We're getting fucked up tonight, boys. We didn't sign up for this. Look at me. I'm the captain now. You speak your head off the captain's quarters. Look at me. I'm the captain now. The game hasn't even started. They're like, how drunk is that guy?
Speaker: I'm like, I had to get drunk and get my fucking plane. He didn't want to come, but I told him he'd get to kill pirates. He's like, I'm hit. He gets a free beer and he gets to kill pirates. How drunk do you think he is? He's sober. Have you ever seen A -Team? How drunk do you think he is?
Speaker: This guy has been drunk before day straight. He has enough alcohol in him to kill seven elephants. Speaking of which, speaking of being drunk, so I've finished Shameless. In the final episode, the character Frank dies. Oh yeah, I've seen that coming a mile away. Yeah, you see it coming a mile away. But what's funny is nobody comes to claim him. Nobody comes to claim him.
Speaker: Did he like die in an alley or some shit? No, he died. But he he he in the final season, you find out he has alcoholic dementia. OK, so because he's trying so much and giving himself dementia. So he he in his final hours of life, in his final hours of life, he remembers himself as a child being an altar boy. And he's like, oh, shit, the father is going to be mad.
Speaker: So he runs into a church and he's getting, getting his stuff on so he can light the candles and whatnot. And the priest is like, what are you doing? He's like, where do, where do we keep the candles? They used to be right here. And he's like, Oh, we keep them over here. They, they sent him to the hospital basically. And what's funny is there at the end of each episode, there's usually like a, uh, like a continuation clip. It's like a 30 second thing. Well, you see Frank in the, in the,
Speaker: uh not in the morgue but in in the cemetery area where they're going to create the body and the guys that are going to create were like good god he smells like alcohol it's like like he's been pickled in alcohol they put him in the furnace and the furnace explodes because he's not he's got so much alcohol and nonsense it's fucking genius i lost it so the last thing you see is is his urn
Speaker: rolling towards it. And it focuses on the names of Frank Gallagher says the age of date of birth and then the date of death is burnt off. A little peek in the glitch future. They're literally like, good God, he smells like beer, nuts, and alcohol. Like he was pickled in beer.
Speaker: And then you see him put it in the oven. And they start to walk away, and they start hearing weird banging on the door. And you're like, oh shit, Frank's alive. It's fucking genius. The problem with the character of Frank, throughout the entire series, he's a fucking asshole.
Speaker: He's a complete scumbag doesn't care about his kids. He's 100 % out for himself But and he's he's ever the opportunist Hmm, but you love to hate him, you know, if he's on screen and you're paying attention to something funny's gonna happen. Oh My god, it's so fucked The ending was not great but that little end clip they had. Oh, I lost it. I lost my
Speaker: Definitely worth the watch. Not something the last two seasons are not the greatest because the main character, Fiona, obviously, but yeah, go ahead. So Nicki snapchatted me. Okay. Well, I snapchatted her. I asked her how work was going. She's closing the bar tonight and she said, Oh my God, listen. So I commented back. Listen, Linda, what am I listening to?
Speaker: I got a phone number tonight. Nice dot dot dot. But it's for you. Nice. From a dude or chick, Irish was what? And it's kind of a weird one. That's.
Speaker: Once again, the question remains, dude or chick? Dude, that's really scary. At this point it's kind of irrelevant because I like, I know people in the area listen to the show. I know people in the area follow me on Tik TOK. I know people in the area follow.
Speaker: the shows and social media. I know people in the area follow my other social media. We'll just say that. I'm a little confused. Like, you know, it's one of those things. It's like, uh, they say once you become famous, you should switch your number to a private number. Maybe it's a time, sir.
Speaker: I'm not famous. I'm like I'm more like once again, they're like hey Chris, how you doing? Let's meet up If they watch the show or they watch my tiktok so they see me live or they see my social media They know better because I'm like I'm not actively looking for
Speaker: that situation, but they know that if that situation comes up, they know my like, I've said it a million times. I'm shoot first, ask questions later, guy. You know what I mean? I know the fact I'm here in KitKat, and I'm all out of beer. That is a similar situation happened with myself. So my wife's girlfriend's is like, how's Jeff? She's like, why do you know Jeff? Yeah.
Speaker: I'm confused and intrigued all at the same time. Yeah, that's kind of, that's creepy. Who the hell would have gone up there and seen Nikki and knew that, hey, if they know Nikki and I are a thing, then they know that we're a thing, but I don't know anybody that doesn't already have my phone number.
Speaker: Can't I can't name on one hand people I think Well anybody that matters has my work Anybody that matters has my phone number like you have I think Tony has my phone number You know Kevin and TJ have brothers have my phone number My poster has my phone number my you know anybody in my family they have my number so who the hell would have gone up to where I
Speaker: Nicki works at and been like, Hey, give like, it makes me think it's a dude because I can't imagine some girl going up there. I mean, not unless Nicki was like, she's fucking hot and we should totally record, which I mean, okay. My thing is, is like my, my brain goes out of the opposite direction. Maybe it's somebody from back in the day.
Speaker: Like, you know, Vinny or Bob or, you know, on Facebook. So, I mean, they can simply just message me. That's true. Because Bob sends me messages every once in a while. Yeah. He says he catches me and stuff. He's like, Jeff, this would be hard to make. And I'm like, no. Yeah, I can't really think. I can't really think of anybody that that wouldn't that that I want to actually talk to.
Speaker: that I wouldn't be friends with on Facebook. Yeah. Like that's what I'm saying. Like people that know me, you know, people that know me, I'm probably already friends with them on my personal social media. Right. So they have a way to get ahold of me. Agreed. Oh, maybe it's Walmart. Wanting the battery money. Trust me. Trust me. When it comes to me and Nikki, I have nothing to worry about with Walmart. Thanks to her.
Speaker: She takes that. She will just say without saying anything, she takes that whole, I don't work for you and I have to scan my own shit. I'm going to go ahead and get an employee discount. Oh, a little serious. I ain't mad at it. X amount of dollars.
Speaker: but hear me out. It would have been this much. And I'm like, you know what? I don't want to be an accessory. Here's the thing. It's one thing that's like a couple of bucks, but I don't know if you saw, there was a guy, he got busted at Walmart. He was trying to pass off. What was it? 38, 38 cents in fruit for a 42 inch. Then
Speaker: trying to carry on the TV. I'm like, dude, it doesn't work like that. You know, at least for a hundred bucks down, dude. I'm just saying it's. But yeah, I have a little self -checkout thing that drives me insane. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. My mouth. I can do it better. Yeah.
Speaker: Last one of those, uh, that's one of them, uh, real good hydrated peas right there. I was going to play the clip, but for some reason, my mouth doesn't. Yeah. I don't know. Like I said, I'm, uh, I'm, I'm, I'm concerned. Concerned and curious all the same time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Little, um,
Speaker: Uh, okay. Like I said, maybe, maybe it's a chick. Maybe like he finds her attractive. Hey, once again, it, it comes down to, uh, I, I always tell the wife, I said, if you find some chick that you're going to, you know, my number.
Speaker: I mean, it's a win -win. It's a win for her. It's a win for me. It's a win. It's a win -win winner. It's a win for all three of us. I don't know what the hell is going on. I agree. I agree. It is right now. That is kind of weird. Well. Anywho. Well. To be continued, I guess, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, like I'm waiting for her to message me back like, yo, you can't, you can't, uh, what's the, what's the word for it? You can't end on a subject was like, you can't drop a bomb spell like that and just leave it open.
Speaker: You can't you can't fucking Sopranos me Yeah Yeah, if you all watch the prayer, I never even watch Sopranos and I already know I Didn't watch this goddamn show that's how you're gonna leave it I
Speaker: Right. It's not even like you can make a reboot and tell us what happened because old boy that played Tony is dead in real life. Yeah. Like what the fuck? Not unless you're like, yeah, Tony got whacked. No, he died in real life. And you'd have to, if they read, if they rebooted it, they'd have to start with somebody else. Yeah. They would have to, I mean, they would have no other storyline.
Speaker: then to go that they, they faded to black because Tony got whacked in that restaurant. I'm trying to get revenge for Tony's being whacked. Who? You can, you can literally go and build a storyline on Soprano, Tony Soprano being killed. And now you're going for revenge. Christopher, Christopher's not going to do it.
Speaker: I haven't even seen that showing. I already know everything that happens in this show. Yeah, because it's literally like, didn't other guys from that didn't a bunch of like, didn't other guys from that show die to like guys that were main characters? Didn't they die in real life? I know. I know. I know. But I only got like halfway through it through the first season. So I never really got into the soprano.
Speaker: Like I can't, I can't make it through the first season. I don't see it. I don't know how many seasons it was, but I just, I don't know. I mean, I'll probably get into it eventually down the road, but I'm like 20 years too late. Let's be honest. Exactly. Well, the only thing that stands true to today's standards is even when that show was originally on air to today is Drea de Matteo, whatever the hell her name is still is not that hot.
Speaker: Really looks like a park Barbie Like if Barbie lived in a trailer park and was hooked on man, it'd be her I'm just saying Sorry, it's like if you started it's like the problem with watching shows like I've never seen the movie cellular No
Speaker: Oh no, Colin Farrell was like phone booth or something. Chris Evans and, uh, uh, Basinger, basically Michelle Bernstein. I can't believe it. Thank you. Um, excellent movie, excellent movie. But, but this is where, this is where the problem lies with watching. Like if you were to watch the Sopranos now, it's much like watching that movie. So you, when you, you're taking onto the movie because the technology they're using,
Speaker: He's old school tech. I mean, like, yeah, but that stuff, he's using like a Nokia. Yeah. Yeah. That stuff doesn't bother me. Oh, no. That stuff, that stuff doesn't bother me with, with the movies. Like, you know, because you're talking to a guy who will fall into a Sunday afternoon watching.
Speaker: 90s action movies all day i will do the same thing i i do the same thing like even even like the whole thing i just recently re -watched i re -watched sun's anarchy in the whole fucking series they use footballs and i'm like oh i'll never i'll never watch it i'll never i will never watch that show just because opie dies
Speaker: Obi dies fucking Jack's drives into a semi. Yeah, we get it go fucking jerk off plus the whole It's 2023 the whole motorcycle gang tough guy bullshit. Nobody Stop it because at the end of the day, it's not to 70s anymore. Nobody's afraid of a motorcycle game You're gonna roll into town and take over know the fuck you're not because 95 % of the town is armed and they're gonna kill you in five minutes No, but
Speaker: That's why, that's why they got to stay low. Yeah. But I mean, even, even big, big clubs that weren't that in real life that are well known, they stayed low key and don't do a bunch of crazy shit. Like they were doing in the sons of anarchy, because let's be honest. You roll into town, you think you're going to take over a town. Well, you're outnumbered and outgunned. It's 2023.
Speaker: The first time you act up the community goes, the community goes, especially when, because it's all in small towns and we're from small towns. And as Dean said, try that in a small town. Well, yeah, but it's also, it takes place in California. We're going to show up at your clubhouse. They're going to set it on fire. When you run out, they're going to murder your entire gang and, and, and they're all going to get away with it because at the end of the day, your, your motorcycle gang is known criminals.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's the whole point of Sunday. They are. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm just saying like, you know, in the sixties and seventies and stuff like that. And even in the eighties or whatnot, I understand why they were able to get away with what they did, you know? And, but, you know, like I said, a lot of clubs do stay low key in a lot of clubs and it's not all bad people in motorcycle clubs. Don't say, don't think I'm coming. There are, there are, you know, the other clubs that are actually,
Speaker: They do good. You're outlaw clubs. They do. They don't mark all criminals all day long. I'm not saying that, but I'm just saying like, you know, I know like my small town and where I'm from, if he rolled up in there was like, this is going to be our home base and everybody's going to fear us. But we're not. And.
Speaker: I got, there's going to be guys in ghillie suits and hanging out in trees and they're just going to drop you, you know, four or five at a time. Like you couldn't, you couldn't start a criminal organization in our hometown. Like it wouldn't go, it wouldn't vote well for you. And that goes for like, and that goes for like the, the mafia and the mob now too. You know, back in the day, they had that, that element of fear nowadays.
Speaker: That's why when you hear about the mob you hear about this fucking twat Gotti and his queer ass fucking family And it's like Yeah, that was a tiny thing. That's all about timing. Yeah, that all shit took place when there was that fear nowadays Go ahead. Try to set that up now. See how long it lasts. Yeah, you don't have that But You know and
Speaker: you know, about the only quote, unquote, unquote people that are successful at this or the street gangs, like the bloods and the Crips and, and, and the, this and the, that because, well, on the cartels, because wouldn't it, I'm talking, I'm more speaking in America. You're talking about like, like if you wanted to start a criminalization from scratch. Yeah. But no, you're like the street gangs and stuff like that, you know, like the bloods and the Crips and, and even like,
Speaker: MS 13, which has made its way up here. Their numbers are so large and they don't care. They didn't, you know, where like the mafia had that, that, uh, unspoken rule, no women or children. Right. Even, you know, even MCs are like, you know, we're not, we're not going to, you know, children off limits, whatever the center of the other thing. And I'm only kind of speaking on half ass knowledge. Um, but like the street gangs, man, they'll just roll up into a neighborhood.
Speaker: And it'd be like me, I'm, you know, if I was visiting a friend of mine in an area that's predominantly, quote unquote, bloods, and I've got my fucking Billy Bob jersey on, it's fucking blue. It's fucking Billy Bob from goddamn varsity blues. I'm not repping it. I'm not repping it. I'm not repping it. And then all of a sudden we're hanging out at the house of barbecuing and four cars roll up and they just start shooting every damn buddy for no fucking reason. Right. You know,
Speaker: And just spray it. Just spray everything. Yeah, they don't care. They don't care.
Speaker: But even still I think a lot of people are starting to push back and fight back with the street gangs to where Outside of certain areas like Chicago Baltimore and stuff like that. You're not here and the things are Compton and whatnot You're not hearing the stories that you used to hear Right. Well, like I said, it's not the 90s anymore. It's not the 70s it You can't I don't think Like if you and I just started to start the nonsensical nonsense gang and we were gonna do criminal activity
Speaker: We wouldn't make it very far. Can we do nonsense going on since mafia? Oh, 100%. So much classier, so much cooler. Yeah, agreed. Are we gonna dress in fucking suits and shit? Fuck yeah. Yeah. Who puts ass watching a suit? Yeah. You come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding.
Speaker: Anyway, ask me to. You come to me on the day of Christian's wedding and you ask me for a favor and you don't come and you don't say you don't call me godfather. You don't. Yeah, it wouldn't go well. Yeah.
Speaker: you wouldn't last long but it's it's 2023 people don't have that same uh and and and we can cross out you know maybe there's a little bit of fear but we'll just call it naivete they're not as naive as they used to be anymore I mean people people are more willing to
Speaker: You'd probably get your, if you decided to start like a mob, you'd probably get your ass kicked by LGBTQ because there's more of them than you. They're going to be in the mob. It didn't work. Sorry. No, I, I had, I thought off a fucking
Speaker: I was like, what the hell? I thought I had the clip, the no fighting clip. I literally thought it was a clip I have. Does it work? I thought I still had it because I was going to play the no fighting clip. And I spent all that time uploading it and it worked.
Speaker: I really thought we just got kicked off the stream. And I was like, holy shit, 317 episodes. And we just got killed on the stream. Well, so much for the long long enough. Appreciate you guys. I guess you can. Zincaster, we go and then we'll go live on TikTok. But the moment I say, fuck, we get fucking booted on the mob and you fucked up, man.
Speaker: I didn't say anything bad about the mob though. I don't think I have it. Shit. I think I got rid of it. It was my, maybe it was my, my jokes about Michael Obama. I mean, Michelle Obama. Come on Barack. I see the meme the other day.
Speaker: It showed a picture of Donald Trump and Melania and she was pregnant with Corbin or whatever that whatever the hell their autistic, his name is what's his name? Corbin Corbin, whatever. I don't know. I don't know what his name is, but it was like, there's literally thousands of these pictures of Melania pregnant with, with her and Donald Trump's son, but
Speaker: no matter how hard you look and how hard you try, you will never find a picture. Find a picture of Michelle Obama, pregnant, Obama, pregnant with their kids. Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. And I was like, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. There's actually, there's a company. I can't remember who, but somebody has a reward out. It's like 500 grand. If you can find a picture of Michelle Obama pregnant.
Speaker: I'm just saying, if I was the Obama's, I'd be like, bang. Right. I'm just saying, but, but, but I mean, again, again, finding a picture of Michael, I mean, Michelle Obama pregnant is probably going to be as easy as finding a copy of Barack Hussein Obama's first certificate. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm sorry that dude from Kenya Did you see there was an interview there was an interview with a guy that claims That not only did he have sex with but snowball crack with mama He was supposed to be on the Mike Kelter show like they had him lined up for an interview. I
Speaker: For like a week and he kept like dipping on it like So So yeah, so Mike was finally like yeah, I know fuck it. I don't care No, but I bet I guess he did that interview with Tucker Carlson and Like dude came was receipts But the only people talking about it
Speaker: are Tucker Carlson. And that one guy that's like frogs are gay. What's that guy, the conspiracy nut? Which one? No, the one guy that got famous for it. I don't know. I don't dive into it. You know who exactly what I'm talking about if you saw his face.
Speaker: Don't know Hold on. I gotta look it up. I can't remember his name off my head Don't not know Alex Jones Oh
Speaker: Yeah. He's the only other one talking about besides Tucker Carlson. So because Alex Jones has talked about it and he's like the world's authority on fucking conspiracy. Everybody's like, yeah, it's not real. Cause Alex Jones is talking about it, but dude came with receipts. Supposedly he's got pictures of Jim. Yeah. I don't know, buddy, buddy. I want to see that picture. Yeah. But at the end of the day, he won't do interviews with anybody.
Speaker: because he wants a paycheck. That's why it's so long. Somebody forgot to pay his, pay his money. You will get a paycheck when you actually come forward with, and you know, I, I'm not going to shit on Barack Obama. I like to, I like to do, I think some bitches smooth as hell, smooth like butter.
Speaker: He is cool like the other side of pillow And I'll tell you what that some bitch could read me the phone book and I would go to bed every night with Barack Obama could tuck me in and give me Barack Yeah, Barack and tuck me into bed. Give me forehead kisses and start reading the phone book and I'll go 99 sleepy sleepy Yeah
Speaker: I may not agree with, um, 99 % of his policy. No, I wouldn't say that. I may not have agreed with a lot of his politics, but you know, there's a lot of things that I, you know, much, much like everybody. He was a, he was as a president. He was very presidential. Yeah. He was very presidential. Um, you know, as you said, very smooth, like,
Speaker: There was, there was a lot more of his policies and stuff that I didn't agree with, but it wasn't, it was a close 50, close to being 50, 50 of things. I didn't believe in things I didn't like compared to the things that I did like and the things that I looked forward to him doing. Unfortunately, like every politician, he said, and what the American people wanted to hear. And let's be honest, it didn't hurt him none.
Speaker: Being the first black president and and and he had that I mean people simply voted for him because he was black They didn't know anything about his politics didn't know anything about Before he started running have you ever heard of him? No, nobody didn't I hadn't that's kind of that's another conspiracy. They're running through He's kind of like a puppet so to speak
Speaker: Like they, they, they kept him on the sidelines just long enough to get him just popular enough. And they're like, Oh, look, he's popular. Let's go ahead and run into president. Nikki, Nikki's response was LMOA. I'll explain. I said, um, yeah. Cause you kind of, it's part of the conversation that we need to know. Yeah. Cause you just kind of opened a weird door and. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, like I'm so I'm so like I'm so confused right now. Like really I'm legitimately kind of kerfuffle Yeah
Speaker: Now I know how Joe Biden feels on a daily basis. Just keep drinking. It'll be fine.
Speaker: Got some ear scratches going on over here Well, ladies and gentlemen eventually eventually at some point in time Well, we'll get to the haunted houses subject. I told you guys we were gonna get to it tonight, but we did Well, dude, I got another I got another list for you man, dude. I'm getting all these really cool lists Hold on
Speaker: America is a nation that can be defined in a single word.
Speaker: He says Josie. Do you know what you're doing over there? Because I'm pretty sure I heard like four different clips there. I played two. I played two. I played the clip of Joe Biden is like American advantage. And then I played the Josie clip because it's right there next to it. And I find it very funny.
Speaker: and she's like, does he? I don't know why, but I find that extremely funny. It wouldn't have worked if she was named Jill or something, you know? It only worked because that woman's name is Jill. I'd like to change the words to that song, Jeffrey, for a little reach around, if you will. Yeah, I'm waiting for it.
Speaker: You know what? I'm not going to deny it. I'm a straight rider. You know one of us with me. Oh **** Oh, there you go. There you go.
Speaker: Hello, you're alive on nonsense. Are you done? Nice. The box isn't bad.
Speaker: Yeah, cool. So, um. So that's a chick. Hold on, Jeffrey. Shut up. Apparently. What the fuck is my new boyfriend? It's a dude. I told you. His name is Tom. He's tall.
Speaker: And he asked what you did. And, well, he hosts a podcast, because we were talking about how we met on Facebook. He said, what's a podcast about? Ork said all kinds of dumb shit. And he said - Not wrong. Ork said all kinds of dumb shit. So he wrote his name.
Speaker: Well, that's a huge letdown. Jeff and I were really leaning towards the side of like it was some chick that you thought was hot. And then she was like, oh, I see your fiance's podcast or his only fans or something. Give him my number.
Speaker: And then, and then you're like, yeah, you're kind of hot too. And then like, you're going to come home with her phone number and then, you know, or come home with her. Oh, I don't know if I like Paul. Paul, Paul sounds like somebody that I would meet at one of your, like, like I think Paul would be our neighbor at your grapey murder hotel. You like to book us in.
Speaker: Yeah. Is he from around here or? Oh yeah.
Speaker: Uh -oh. Yeah. Uh -oh, motherfucker. Fuck you, Charlie. Jerry. Fucking. Jerry. Jerry Louis Deladon. I mean. He's got MS. Well, yeah. I mean, you're the only caller we ever get, so.
Speaker: We're still alive. I gotta be official How about we not hand out my phone number and let's just give me a
Speaker: with just a nonsensical nonsense phone number. And that way they don't have money. Yeah, but how about we not give out my personal number? Give out Tony's number. What? Give out Tony's number or Mike's number. Yeah, we can give out. We can give him Tony or Mike's number. Tony and Mike.
Speaker: No, no, it's a workflow now because people have been abusing their work phones and now they're monitoring them I just need a burger phone. Yeah, if you burn Yeah cricket phone
Speaker: Yeah. One of those weird. Yeah. One of those get go phones or something. Yeah. How does it sound on your end, Jeffrey, with her coming through my mind? She kind of goes in and out a little bit. But I can move my phone. Yeah. Yeah. If you move your phone closer, she'd be clear. Oh. You're killing me, Smalls. All right. OK.
Speaker: drive safe woman vehicle then drive really fast i think i think i think tonight's going to i think tonight's dinner is going to go up as an L buggy some cash tried it that was about the extent was the meatballs no
Speaker: I gotta be honest. Nah. Yeah, it's got a weird taste. Emotional damage. There's no emotional damage now. I don't know. Maybe it was a sausage. Maybe it was a spin. I don't know.
Speaker: No, there's no emotional damage because she just tried something she's seen on the social media. And she, have you made it here? Yeah. As long as it wasn't butter sausage, we don't do butter sausage here. We buy honey and we kiss on the lips. No. Yeah. I mean, I wasn't the biggest fan of it either. So it wasn't just the kids being kids.
Speaker: Oh, wow. Did she? Wow. Did she really? Oh, wow. Yeah. Cash said he didn't like it. I mean, I would eat it. If I was on death row, I mean, if I was a kid, I'm just kidding. And see emotional damage, sir. I'm just saying Jeff, shut up.
Speaker: Well, apparently cash ate mashed potatoes and corn for dinner. Uh, I didn't believe you. And then he asked for a snack and I was like, go make a sandwich or something. So yeah. All right. Love you. Bye. Yeah. No, I did.
Speaker: No, he, uh, Nikki finds stuff online all the time and she makes stuff and I'm always honest with her. I think, I think she'd be more hurt if I was like, Oh yeah, it was good. But you're, you're like covering it in barbecue sauce. I don't put ketchup on anything because ketchup flares up my fucking, uh, yeah. Yeah. It's great. I'm just pouring. No.
Speaker: My wife claims that I would eat dog shit if it came with barbecue sauce because she'll make something and if I don't like it, I can't be that guy. I'd be like, this tastes like shit. I'm going to eat it, but I'm going to cover it in barbecue sauce. Well, no, I'm not going to be rude. I'm not going to be like, oh, it tastes like fucking ass. I'm just going to be like, no, I, you know,
Speaker: I'll tell her I said it's not my favorite, but I'm going to eat it. I will say this is the first thing that she's ever made that I didn't really like. Right. I just know it was I don't know. I don't know if it was Italian sausage that was in it, which I'm not a big fan of Italian sausage anyways, or it's a spinning. It's got a weird face or what it was. But, you know, if it was no sausage and no spinners in it, I'd eat the fuck out of it because it was just like it was like a
Speaker: It's like a ravioli lasagna. So I had Alfredo sauce and okay. And sausage and spinach. And my wife makes fucking lasagna for fucking scratch. Everything but the noodles, you know, like she makes meat sauce. She makes the milk thing. It's amazing. And I love when she makes it, but every time she makes it, she makes me help. And it takes like an hour to construct. And I'm like,
Speaker: Get her help from Bikini Bottom. What? Do you have kids? Yeah, I got it. I got the joke. I got the joke. That wasn't funny. It was. You're just being, you're just being rude. I didn't laugh at your Arabic Barbie. You're just being rude. You're just being mean. Arabic Barbie is funny. You're being spiteful.
Speaker: being ugly and jesus don't like it no i i uh jesus like it and i'm not talking about hey zeus next door i'm talking about actual jesus died on the cross got his ass beat by the romans and then supposedly came back to life three days later as a zombie no i'm trying to think here
Speaker: I mean I do.
Speaker: I can cook. I don't, I mean, I don't mind if I have to, uh, Nikki's a great cook. Like don't get me wrong. Nikki's a fantastic cook and she finds all these really fun recipes and good recipes. And like I said, this is honestly the first thing that she's ever made since we've been together that I'm like, it could be, it could have been the Italian sausage. It's like, it wasn't exact ingredient in the recipe, but no, it was crazy.
Speaker: It's like, let's substitute this for this because I can't find the other one. Oh, no, it was. It was. It was. It was exactly. She's Italian, bro. Okay. She's she's like she's like 10. She's like 10 % Italian and 90 % Amish.
Speaker: My wife's 50 50. She's 50 and 50 % Italian, 50 % Mexican. She's like Italian, but I tease her in color almost because she's from Pennsylvania. Well, yeah, you, my wife's Italian side comes out when she's arguing, she starts doing this. I never fail to laugh because she starts doing this. She's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker: And I start doing it back. I don't think I just start doing it back. There's a picture. You should do this back to her. But like, so when we cook together, I'm like, Hey, let's just cook it. When you, when you cook together, you get in the way. Yeah, pretty much. And then I get in trouble for it, but I get in trouble. I get in more trouble if I don't help.
Speaker: So I get this, I get down and I'm like, I could go sit on the couch. I'm just saying. Italian people don't do this. Yes they do. They're Americanized Italians.
Speaker: You didn't even say hi to me. Uh, actually, yes, I did. Not while I was still in your comment. You have to understand there's some delay, but as soon as I see them, as soon as I seen your comment, I say, Hey, baby girl. She wasn't listening. Hey, you started in our restaurant.
Speaker: Because Joe gave me one and Tony hit me one in the same day when I said can I please get a name match Literally
Speaker: like literally like oh my god yesterday Nikki was cooking dinner I was out on the couch saving the world because you know stuff be it a vet I'm not even a vet I'm still active duty you know several hundred thousand kills under my belt I'm just saying probably the world's most deadliest
Speaker: soldier saving the world like I do. Austin sitting down in the dining room, her and Nikki are talking and every other word.
Speaker: Literally literally the Sun was shiny there was clouds all day My dad
Speaker: Every morning he goes to McDonald's and hangs out with some buddies. Literally? He's a shit. No, you've got to literally be quiet. Jeff, does your dad literally? He goes every day. My mom asked me the other day, she says, what do you guys talk about all that time? He says, oh, we're just saving the world's problem. We're saving the world's problem. I was like, that's a good hashtag for us.
Speaker: we're solving the world's problems one by one on this show that's what we do that's what we do nonsensical nonsense solving the world's problems one by one we're not doing anything we're just telling what everybody needs to do yeah don't listen to us because we don't fucking know
Speaker: I mean, if you do solve the world problem, I mean, literally, literally, literally, like not even figuratively. Literally saving the world.
Speaker: literally solving the world's problems literally do this literally literally be good or be good at it literally i know what we're doing tonight
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Speaker: What are you doing? And I'm sitting on the couch playing fucking Call of Duty and I'm like, God, I wish I had an open beer or an empty beer cans. Or steak like Uncle Rico. Uh, and let me get Mexico. Like when my wife has a friend over there sitting there shooting the shit, they, they do something similar. She writes a little LA.
Speaker: I like your phone number. That's my boyfriend. That's my new boyfriend's number. And it says... Sports and dumb shit. Paul Dean. Literally, sports and dumb shit. Like, first and foremost, what the fuck do I do with this? What do I just call this random dude from West Virginia that's going to play a banjo and try to butt -rate me? And be like, what's up, Paul Dean?
Speaker: Hey, boy. He likes butter. Hey, boy. Hey, boy. Who does? Hey, tell me can you come here? You know, the difference between jelly and jam is I can't jelly. I get jelly. I can't jelly this in your ass. Nikki. Nikki. What? Jeff wants you. Come here.
Speaker: She just sat down. I don't give a fuck. Come here, woman. Come here, woman. No. Oh, fuck. After what? What jettons we called if they were black? Literally, what would the jettons be called? Literally, what would you call the jettons if they were like literally black?
Speaker: Literally. You literally. You literally. Right. She was killing me. Oh, my God. She was killing me. And then today. So I got home. I dropped, you know, like I got home. I dropped the other two off, grabbed Austin, took her to work. We don't even get out of the fucking parking lot here at the condos. And she's like, so you want to hear the tea?
Speaker: I thought she said, do you want to hear the pee? And I'm like, no, it's a little afternoon, boy. You're right in the middle of the bowl. I'm like, what? What are you talking about? Yeah, I'm like, what? And she said, she said, well, she didn't say that. She said, I think I'm retarded.
Speaker: I'm fucking retarded. She's like, that tea. I don't, I don't get that phrase. I mean, I get the, I get the concept, but why the tea? I don't know, but why not the coffee? Un momento. I have to hear any pop into this world. I now know how.
Speaker: Right? I say you're pissing too darn loud, boy. It's late at night and you're pissing right in the center of the bowl like you're frying chicken in there. You got a piss on the side, boy. Make it a stealth mission. You're causing a whole ruckus pissing like that, boy. Now, I have a coworker at work who says that. I was like, I don't know.
Speaker: I mean, I'm going to need you to stop depriving the world of my amazing stream. So I used to have to talk over it. Now I have a clip I can play. So as I said, drop the kids, drop the two younger ones off. Got to pick up her, take her up to work. She just works right down the road. She works with Nicki. It's literally right down, literally all right down the road.
Speaker: Literally. She just yelled, she just yelled from the living room. Shut up. Shut up. Literally. Shut up. Literally. Oh my God. Shut up. I'm down Ashley. So I dropped the, I dropped the young ones off. She comes out, gets in the car.
Speaker: Loses her fucking iphone in the car somehow. I don't fucking know finds it. Thank thank god. The world is saved She found her fucking iphone in her goddamn pocket imagine that Such a weird. I'll be in your pocket that don't make no sense literally be in your pocket so so she's like you want to hear the tea and I'm like what I
Speaker: Cause I thought she said, I was watching, I was watching a YouTube, uh, thing. She said P. So she's like, no, that T that T I'm like, whatever. So Saturday she went to homecoming. Whatever. Didn't call her fucking dad didn't text her fucking dad and let her dad know. Hey, you want to come get pictures of me? Yeah, whatever. I'm just a sperm donor. What are all just a sperm donor.
Speaker: But she went to homecoming. I asked her, I was like, so how was homecoming? She was like, oh, it was good. We had fun. Until my boyfriend broke up with me, literally 20 minutes after homecoming. He needs to work on it. I would laugh the whole time because she said, literally, right?
Speaker: Okay, whatever so today the new team being I think I think I Think she told me that he sent her a snap, which is weird in my opinion. I
Speaker: with him laid up with the horror of his home school. I guess this chick's been been passed around more times than a fucking bong at a stoner convention. I don't know. Bitch is a goddamn doorknob. Everybody gets to turn on her. I don't know. You know what they say about home schoolers on the third day, the Lord invented the remnant. So man can fight the dinosaur and the homosexual.
Speaker: And I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Like I said, I don't know. I don't know if she's a town tricycle. Everybody shares her. Whatever the case would be. I think she told me that he sent her a picture and then her friend instead of her screenshot it because it was on Snapchat. And you know, if you do a screen shot, yeah. You know, Snapchat is a snitch. Snapchat stitches get stitches and end up in ditches. Stop snitching on people when they fucking screenshot your shit. So her friend took her phone out.
Speaker: I took a picture of it posted in their little group chat. Whatever. I don't know. I don't know. I don't understand. I have a fucking thing. She's saying because I don't understand fucking teenage girl. I don't speak teenage girl. I got four sisters. I don't speak teenage girl. Well, I got I got three and a half sisters. But but the whole thirty three and a third thing. Oh, my poster. Amy who?
Speaker: And she proceeds to tell me how everybody in the school has been with this whore and blah, blah, blah. And then her friend who's like, I'm going to bust her ass. I'm going to bust her ass. There's already a video out there of me getting all up in her gristle, literally. I'm like, whatever. My thing is.
Speaker: My thing is, why are you still worried about this little boy? Like, why are you worried about what he's doing? Why are you stressing over what he's doing? Like, you're fucking 18, you should be worried about, it's your senior year, you should be worried about keeping your grades up, you should be worried about graduation, and then you should be worried about actually getting your certificate from the career center, not worried about what these stupid little kids do.
Speaker: Seriously, with the exception of you, I don't talk to anybody from high school. I mean, I don't really talk to anybody from high school. I don't really talk to anybody, period. Let's be honest. Can you please talk to me about me? I did not give you consent to talk to me. Literally. Nobody asked you. Be quiet. Literally. Hey, I got a question for you. I got a question for you. What do you want? Hey, listen.
Speaker: No, there's a baby in a sweet potato. I don't care. It's about 160 calories. You're so funny. You stop talking about watching. You know, in the horror movies, there's always a sex scene. And I was like, learn why you don't have sex and they have sex. If you have sex, you're going to get murdered. You'll die like literally die.
Speaker: You'll literally die. Austin, come here. Skankface McGillicuddy.
Speaker: I don't think she quite understands the concept of her dad is a content creator and I don't have to have I you do realize that I host a podcast I don't need literally you're under my roof
Speaker: You're under my roof. I pay all the bills. Literally, you still have to ask my question. I literally do not. Literally, stop talking about it. Literally and now. Literally, I don't have to do shit. Oh, I am more gangster than you will ever be. Don't try me, sis.
Speaker: Literally. Literally. Are you done? I don't need to do this. Literally. We're never done. Are you done? It's artistic creation. Hey, what do you call an artist that paints with poop? The castle.
Speaker: I need you to Google for pressure Christopher Titus no Dean Dane Cook no all the people who talk about their siblings their parents their their kids anybody You just talk about it when the lawsuits come in you go About you we're discussing the tea
Speaker: We're discussing the team. We haven't mentioned any names. Literally names and that's why you have nicknames for people. So you can, that's why you make nicknames for people. What? You make nicknames for people. Yeah. We didn't mention any names. I didn't say the Zabante. You make nicknames. I didn't say Zabante and Simone Mostyn.
Speaker: There were no names. There were no names you don't understand. You will not get in the way of my creative juices, literally. Literally. Literally. We can do this all night. Literally. Yeah, I get that.
Speaker: Oh, I could totally do this all night. This is the first person we pissed off clean. You want to hear more drama from the world of my teenage daughter? We can literally go all night. Yesterday, I get home from work, and I got the younger two with me, and we come in, and I pull into the parking lot.
Speaker: the youngest he jumps out and takes off into the house and throws his shit in the house and runs off with his friends. I don't see him until dark. The middle one, she disappears behind the car. I don't know. I'm like, whatever. I'm going to finish watching this real quick video is this.
Speaker: Mr. Ball and yeah, actually I don't I don't mind shouting him out. Mr. Ball in on YouTube tick -tock and all that stuff Check it out if you're into like the I used to care what other people Mr. Ball and normal unsolved mysteries true crime stuff like that. The guy's awesome. Love his YouTube channel Um, so I was like, let me let me finish. Let me finish watching this the middle one She dips out to the back of the car. What the fuck is she doing? Hi come in
Speaker: This one back here. What are all a she's all pissy and grumpy and everything else. As soon as I walked in the door, her dumb ass friend fucking being dumb ass text her and she's bitching about trash in the car. And I guess she had like, she had like two things in the car. The rest was her friend's stuff. And there's a friend that she sends the middle one in with. And I'm like, that's a real cut fucking move.
Speaker: Literally literally when you're leaving Literally two trash cans that you can just Drove up to and throwing this shit in. Why did you send it back in my fucking house? That's a real cunty fucking move anyways So she's all pissed off and grumpy and everything else. She was like I literally let her stay in my house all weekend and I
Speaker: Like maybe you should choose your friends better. I don't know. I mean, that's a real, I'm sorry. I'm going to keep saying it. That's a real cut move. I'm just saying like, and then, and then we're sitting in here watching a horror movie. I'm getting ready to watch a horror movie. There's a fucking.
Speaker: Uh, rapper from cookies or whatever on my fucking floor. And Nikki says, who's is that? And the oldest one says, it was her friends. So her fucking. Coney ass friend was too lazy to get up and take her trash to the trash can in my house. And she just throw it on the fucking floor and the living room.
Speaker: So what does my old one do? Picks it up and puts it in her book bag. I'll give it to her tomorrow and tell her to throw it away. You're killing me, small. All right. Wow. Your cuntiness, and I raise you.
Speaker: Extra country Betty around here it is I will match your level of continuous with an extra level with a bonus level of continent But let's be honest, I don't think she had the balls to do it We are dying out there
Speaker: Very quietly listening Literally I'll piss fight that bitch I'll fucking spray my ankle so it'll be a match
Speaker: There's no more petty Betty. It's slutty Coney. What the fuck is a good name that rhymes with cunty? Bunty Cunty. Bunty Cunty. No, like an actual name. Oh, yeah. There's no more being petty. We're all about being cunty.
Speaker: I like that. Why be petty when you can be cunty? Caught my mom is rolling over under my car seat. Oh, you guys don't get that reference. My mom's ashes is under the seat of my car. She's rolling over under my
Speaker: I don't want to sit in a car seat, my driver's seat, like the actual car seat. God, my mom hated that word. God, man. I seen her take on a full grown ass grizzly bear for saying the word cut. Holy smoke. Sorry, mama. I do apologize. Don't look down upon me. You know, I'm a terrible human being. Why be petty when you can be country? That's the new hashtag.
Speaker: My ex used to say she never she would never say the word cunt But she'd like that's a real see you next Tuesday That's like what that's as bad as say it literally Right you are literally I used to look at her and say look if you're gonna if you're gonna curse go for the fucking goal just
Speaker: literally you're acting like a see you next Tuesday literally like literally Were you born an asshole or did you have to work at it? You say That shit that shit was the coldest fucking scene of any television show ever with my man butcher She's like you say a lot
Speaker: God is like the word fuck. It can be used in any, it's a person placement thing. Except when I talk about you, my man was cold blooded with it. Holy shit. Literally. Literally. She really used to watch some Bart Kreischer stand up because that way she
Speaker: You don't have my consent shut up if you like it's all the consent I fucking need you out your goddamn monkey. That's mine Literally fucking I literally I created you It's called your cunt
Speaker: It's the cunts song I was trying to find actually clip we can actually play and literally We're away created you all from my nutsack I'm sorry, you told it you told it to me. That means it's open for discussion period period that end of story period with the tea at the end and
Speaker: You cannot you cannot tell two idiots that have a podcast the story because we're gonna relay it Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but eventually we'll get around to it I mean I got Paul Dean who's gonna fucking take me on a contured new trip and tell me I have a pretty mouth and they tell me it's like a big And and I'm gonna take you on a pirate cruise so, you know, oh my god that Hashtag worth it literally hashtag
Speaker: I'll let her away. I'm not sure we can even convince Nicky to come with us. Look at me. Look at me. I am the captain. That's all I have. Look at me. I can just see you sticking your head up in Captain's Quarter with the microphone. I am the captain now. No. You know what I'm going to do? After I take her over to Captain's Quarter and stick my head out the window, look at me.
Speaker: You can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends. You can dance if you want to. My friends don't dance if you don't dance, and there are no friends of mine. My fucking first kid, Carla, when she's like, what if we have a son and he wants to dance instead of playing football? He said, you can dance if you want to. Let's do it. He can leave his friends behind.
Speaker: I think my favorite thing about scrubs was the air band. Oh, dude. Oh, that was awesome. The air band.
Speaker: Jeter and Turk. And then, of course, Ted's band. I love the commercial. The. The. Dude, you know, they were a real they were a real a cappella group. Oh, dude, I have the album. I don't have the album. I don't have the album, but I have the the album on Spotify. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've downloaded the album. I don't have the physical album, but I downloaded it.
Speaker: I don't have the physical album, but I do have I do have the downloads We moved away from that now, it's Saturday morning cartoon themes. Oh my god, they're stinging fucking what's underdog and fucking and uh What's his name what? Hey, John C McGinley
Speaker: Yeah. You know, look, I can love it. I love it. Hey, that's the first night they actually they're in charge of the hospital. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, that was that's what it was. It was like television theme of our case. And the band you're talking about hedge band is actually called The Blank.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Anybody listening that you want some really good acapella work, they got some fucking amazing song. They did duck sauce. You know, Barbara Streisand.
Speaker: The cutest OMG That reminds me Nikki Nikki if she received my but the video I sent her about how pumpkins my father Nicole Nicole did I send it to her or did I save it?
Speaker: It literally shows a pumpkin taking a shit into a coffee cup. It's funny stuff. It's literally one of the funniest videos ever. Actually, I sent her a recipe that she needs to make for you, sir. It's right before the smartwatch video that I sent her. I didn't send her the video, damn it. But then I saved it.
Speaker: It's a pumpkin taking a water all the shit Shit actually Bear with me. I have a video for the show Hey, hey, Jeff Yeah, two thumbs and literally don't even care
Speaker: This guy. What is that? Bob Kelso was the baddest motherfucker. Fucking Bob Kelso. Bob Kelso. And what was what was his name? And JD's **** mentor that was not his mentor. You're talking about Dr. Cox. Oh, Dr. Cox. Yeah, that was the name. Sally. Oh my god.
Speaker: There are there are clips where it's literally just literally just saying different names to JD. Katherine Bethany. Save that video posted in our group chat with the three of us.
Speaker: That is literally how pumpkin spice latkes are made. Literally basic bitch ingredients. Which one? Fucking played. No, no, I was I was saying, where's the group chat? I'm not on Snapchat that often anymore. The one with me and Nicky. Yeah. Literally funny. Now I have a goddamn Charleston charge song stuck in my head.
Speaker: They're currently out there talking shit about me
Speaker: Literally. She saw the video. Did you I sent her a video of something she can make you so. As your former wife, I feel obligated to send her videos of things she needs to cook for you. And it's a giant piece of bread, right? And you cut the center out and then you melt butter.
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's you take a piece of bread like a big, not like a loaf of bread, like a loaf that you would buy at a store that's like homemade bread. Right. And you cut the hole in the middle and then you take butter.
Speaker: and you melt it into a cup, but before the butter becomes solid, you use an edible wick for a candle. And then you put the butter, now a candle in the freezer. And then you put it, you cut out the center of the bread. It's a candle made butter. I don't want, I don't want to,
Speaker: Look for bread with a block of butter. No, hold on. Let me, I'll show you what I mean. I sent it to Nikki on literally. It's Wednesday and we wear pink on Wednesdays. I'm already out because of that bitch's voice.
Speaker: Yeah, she's a bit of only she's like literally We're gonna make a butter candle. Oh my god Dude it looks awesome. I'm kind of totally in Look butter butter is meant to use cinnamon bread, you know kind of thing Yeah, no, you don't eat an entire fucking cube of butter No, you don't eat it
Speaker: You you like the candle and the butter melts. That way you can dip your bread into the butter. No. It's just butter. You got to fucking put some fucking. Listen here, you cracker ass honky, nonseason and motherfucker. You use the right butter. You're like a cinnamon bread. Listen here, Chick -fil -A.
Speaker: It's a soggy. I never said soggy. It's going to be soggy because you're literally literally you're melting butter. We've ruined the word literally for us. We can never say literally on this show to make the other like literally the water away. We fucked up. We have a new shirt idea.
Speaker: Have you heard of a butter candle? It's such a fun party appetizer. First, cut out a hole in the middle of the bread to make room for the candle. I use a candle wick and Danish creamery rosemary salt butter because it's made with rich European quality butter and already seasoned perfectly with specialty herbs. Just melt it, pour it into the same cup with the wick inside and freeze for one hour. Then cut the cup, slide the candle into the bread and light it up. You can start dipping in about 10 minutes. This is so fun and so good.
Speaker: What a riot!
Speaker: It's literally, I don't believe her. I don't believe her. That is so good because she didn't say, Oh, this is so good. It looks good though. Like a cinnamon bread. Well, no, you need like, you need to, you need to season up that butter. You need some cinnamon and sugar in the butter and then you. And then you got to use like, the problem is you can't put sugar in the butter, dude.
Speaker: sugar is
Speaker: I'm telling you with your weak ass fucking butter. Why didn't you just fucking put melted butter in a goddamn bowl? Here's the foremost, why am I waiting 10 minutes? How about you just fucking melt butter, put it in a fucking bowl, and let me dip the bread, you goofy shit. No, but that was something you set up at a party. No. Or for myself, a weak - Fucking way, people.
Speaker: it's literally literally it's bread and butter am i am i on the rock is sean connery they're going or welcome to the rock am i an alcatraz the fuck out of here i would totally why am i eating bread and fucking butter at a goddamn party your party's fucking lame well that's one of the things it's one of the appetizers i'm going on the pirate hunting crew dude if you get the right fucking bread like you get
Speaker: like a really big one of those roles that she showed. But you you use like olive garden bread. A good olive, a good. It's still just bread and butter. So is garlic bread. Oh, do I look like I'm fucking just evaded my taxes for 10 years and now I'm stuck eating bread. I said a little bit.
Speaker: I sit a little bit when I was coughing. I sit a little bit. I sit a little bit. I sit a little bit. And too much fast.
Speaker: I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.
Speaker: I'm sorry, that's hilarious.
Speaker: the ping pong water was the best. I'm just saying they didn't fucking come at me like you created some goddamn culinary masterpiece because you fucking put frozen butter and and and and and lit it on fire with with bread. I don't see the problem. I think it looks awesome. I would totally try it. Well, you're right. I'm sorry. Pumpkin spice latte. Well, you're right. It's Nicki because I figured you get British.
Speaker: You're fucking white in your basic letter away Crackers don't know about season I do Literally literally I season the shit out of my food. He's gonna ask Nicole
Speaker: It's either I can't tell if it's really flattering or really creepy.
Speaker: like at least send me a frame request on Facebook before you just give me a damn phone number. Yeah. Like running, accidentally running to me at the bar. Yeah. I don't know. Fuck. I'll be there tomorrow. I'll swing by tomorrow.
Speaker: They're going to take off to the work and just like.
Speaker: I don't know. Not that it's any less creepy but be like hanging out and then you see me and you just walk up, be like, oh my god, are you hosting us? I'm like, yeah, that's not creepy at all. He's like, oh my god, dude, I'm Paul B. Nice to meet you. And I'm like, oh yeah, what's up? And then we hang out, we chit chat for a few minutes. And I gotta go. I literally. Like, we hang out, we chit chat for a few minutes and then you're like, oh man, you know, I really like your podcast.
Speaker: Yeah. Here's the thing. Has he heard an episode? I don't doubt it. OK, that's even more creepy. So, like, almost zero context. I need to talk to Tony D. Tony, we're going to go meet a fan. He's black. You know he's going to get it first. Exactly. Which gives you a chance to get away.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean I'm not ever gonna leave Tony behind like the Marines leave no man behind What Tony come with a small small and pirate thing with us. Oh Yeah, no, he would be such a fucking T. He's be such a party pooper. Oh He can make sure we're done
Speaker: I love Tony, but he'd be such a party pooper He'd be like oh my god, why are we killing them because they're black yes No, cuz I'm fucking The definition of the word douchebag Yeah Tony I'd love to anybody he'd be he'd be such a he'd be such a party pooper at the on the pirate cruise Debbie downer hmm Debbie downer Debbie downer
Speaker: Excellent skill. Debbie, don't. Poopy pantry, as I say on Letterkenny. There you go. Poopy pantry. Poopy pantry. Bitter patter. Bitter patter. To be fair. To be fair. To be fair. I've never fought a balloon animal before. That could still get me. Oh, my god damn sure.
Speaker: How are you now? Good and you? Good. I love how the big old muscle guy just sit there talking shit and the fat guy all of a sudden, he's like, hold up. My gravy's gone cold. He's like, Jill, I'm good. I got your name right. And that's what I appreciate. It's about you, Katie. Take it down 10 to 15 % there. Duly noted.
Speaker: I watch it. I watch it every day. I literally literally I watch that show every day. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Speaker: like the best tacos are in L .A. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have tacos in L .A. unless you go for a hike. Okay. Here's the thing. Your wave was like. As you stated, the girls sitting around saying
Speaker: would be, yes, annoying. But can you imagine being in LA where they say it all the time? All the time. So amazing. There's a, there's a video clip out there and I can't remember who the actor is. I think it might be, it's not Paul Rudd. It's, it's, uh, I can't remember.
Speaker: It's the guy from office space. And he goes to like a coffee shop and she's like, we don't have it. He's like,
Speaker: Do you not? And she's like, why are you talking like that? That's the kind of people that you're just like, yeah, I get where he's coming from. He was like, I wasn't the dude from office space. Yeah. He was like, why do you like that? Yeah. I don't know. I've never watched office space, the movie or the show. I love, I've loved movie. But, um, worked in a white color office. The episode.
Speaker: I was watching tonight while I was in the shower because I take my phone in the shower with me and I watch TV when I'm in the shower. Don't judge me. It is what it is. Not creepy at all. Uh, but I was, it was this episode and Wayne was handing out gifts and he was like, Bonnie was Bonnie McMurray. She was like a little elf.
Speaker: And she was like, do you need to help her out? And then the first person that came in after Bonnie and Wayne was like, Bonnie, is it too late for me to take you up on that offer? And she was like, I've waited so long for you to be late at night. But, uh,
Speaker: Jonesy and Riley. He looked at them to get their Christmas gift from Lane. He was sitting in the he was like sitting in his chair in the living room by the Christmas tree and he had all these Christmas gifts and he was like, I don't know what your fucking name is, but if you're a goddamn hockey player, you're up next. He really got like a really thoughtful gift and Jonesy and Riley were all fucked up. They were all in their feelings or whatever.
Speaker: It's just that I don't know what your fucking name is if you're a hockey player. Well, that goddamn show, if you guys are not watching Letterkenny, you've got to watch Letterkenny. That goddamn show is fucking hilarious. Yeah, even even you don't even have to watch the show, really. You could literally literally, you know, I think I could use Letterkenny and find clips because
Speaker: She doesn't even really watch the show. It's I've watched it a few times when she's been home and she's been reading on her reference. But I came back here. We were getting ready to get in bed and I just laid down and just randomly for no **** reason. I was like in her pattern and she chimed up. She was reading on her Kindle because she's a **** nerd.
Speaker: And I was like, for the tighter. It's just a good adder. It was like, yeah. Fuck you, Shorzy. Put a shirt on. Fuck you, Riley. Go scoop it off your mom's bedroom floor for me. She gives my nipples butterfly kisses. Fuck you, Shorzy.
Speaker: Fuck you, Jonesy. Your mom shot comes straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish. Threw off the pH levels in my aquarium, you piece of shit. Fuck you, Shorzy. Did you hear yourself? Fuck you, Riley. Should've heard your mom last night. She sounded like a window closing on a Tonkinese cat's tail. Sounded like... Fuck you, Shorzy. Fuck you, Jonesy. Should've heard your mom last night. She sounded like my great aunt. When I pulled a surprise visit, she was like, Oh! Fuck you.
Speaker: Ahhh mother...
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: The other clip that I have here, bear with me. I haven't seen it in Shorzi yet. I've watched the first couple of episodes of Shorzi. God, I got to go get my own beer. Nikki, you're slipping. Yeah. Literally. Nick. Literally. Nick. Hey, you're slipping.
Speaker: Can you get the audio? Can you get the can you get the audio from the Dark Knight where Alfred tells Batman he has failed him? I have failed you. I'm sorry, sir. Well, let me download that clip. I think it's because I downloaded it before I just don't download me the clip of fucking the Dark Knight.
Speaker: Bear with me. We're going to sit here in silence while Jeff drops the ball. Literally, he dropped the ball. Literally, Nikkei won't bring me a beer. Terrible bartender. I ain't rude with my middle daughter. She sat there for like 30 minutes and didn't get served.
Speaker: Nicky, with McKay, McKay, literally when the K back at where she's where she was working tonight. Bartending for her second job. We popped in. I think it was like her first or second night. I can't remember. We just popped in on the way home because it's literally on my way home.
Speaker: uh from picking the kids up after school or just coming home from work so we just pop in here to see her and my middle daughter was in the water and she was like this place is fucking shitty i've been sitting here for 20 minutes and nobody's even offered me a drink are you talking about this?
Speaker: I trust you, buddy. I love you. Every time they keep forgetting to bring you a beer, that's why they didn't play. Every time they keep forgetting to bring you a beer, that's why they didn't play. Every time they keep forgetting to bring you a beer, that's why they didn't play. Every time they keep forgetting to bring you a beer, that's why they didn't play. Every time they keep forgetting to bring you a beer, that's why they didn't play. Every time they keep forgetting to bring you a beer, that's why they didn't play.
Speaker: You trusted me and literally I failed you Literally I have failed you master Bruce You guys want to see a really cool magic trick on nonsensical nonsense watch this
Speaker: It is a dude from fucking... Did you just disappear again? So I found that clip that I was talking about, the coffee shop one. Literally could not even bring a beer. Oh my god.
Speaker: Water away. Oh, yeah, I found that clip. That is the guy from. That is the guy from office space, by the way.
Speaker: This is the definition of the people that say literally all the time. I shit a little bit. I got something getting stuck in your head. Well, no, I thought I almost shit it a little bit. Hey, dude. Here you go. What can I get you? I'd like a large coffee. Okay, so hot coffee. Hot coffee. Okay, room for cream. Totally leave room for cream.
Speaker: Why are you talking like that? Why are you talking like that? Because this is my voice. This is my voice. No, it's not. I heard you talking a minute ago. I know you don't talk like that. Neither do you, because nobody actually talks like this. You choose to talk like this, and today I chose to talk like this. Pretty fucking annoying, isn't it? Why are you so rude, man? Just stop doing that. I can't help it. This is my voice.
Speaker: No, it's not. It's an affectation that annoying teenagers and rich people use to sound like they don't give a shit, except you work in a coffee shop. So I know you're not rich, and you don't look like a teenager. Unless you're a Eunice Kennedy Shriver, knock it off. So just because I talk like this means I don't give a shit? And what exactly am I supposed to knock a shit about? That's an excellent question to ask yourself in your actual voice. Excuse me. Some of us would like to order
Speaker: You're total dick, man. There. There you go. Good. You're talking. Wow. We, we, we, we laugh at that, but that's how I feel every time my oldest daughter talks to me. I'm just like,
Speaker: That's not your voice I Want to throw something at your face Sword Like where are you even from seriously, where are you even from? Exactly the only
Speaker: Like I like I feel like in all honesty I feel like if Joe Biden and Gary Busey had a child it's my oldest daughter. Oh Yeah, I'm just saying
Speaker: Literally We're only That's not ever my jam. I am my favorite my favorite coffee clip in hollering all right Nice
Speaker: Oh, yeah. I love black coffee. So you're stupid in three languages. Largest black coffee. Do you mean Aventi? No, I mean large. He means Aventi. Yeah, the biggest one you got. Aventi is large. No, Aventi is 20. Yeah. Large is large. In fact, tall is large, and grande is Spanish for large. Aventi's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid in three languages.
Speaker: I love it. I love it. Congratulations. You're stupid in three languages. My. Not as funny and satisfying as real life, because my wife got all pissed when I did that. She was like, what are you doing? I was like, what's the Paul Runcey? She was like, I don't know that fucking movie. I was doing it. She's Mexican.
Speaker: the sense of humor didn't follow through in the translation. Yeah, cancellations are stupid. However, if you actually watch the actual movie, I don't know. It's actually from role models. It's Sean Williams, Scott and Paul Rudd. Basically, they they drive around pushing energy drinks kids while saying that to get off
Speaker: get off drugs and then they, they get in trouble and they have to do community service. So we push it under the drink. The question is who's Paul Rudd and who's Sean William Scott? Who's Stiffler? I am.
Speaker: I think like why here's why here's why the character stiffler is constantly trying to get late Different with every chick he can We've already established you are not the man where you think again Jeff I would be willing to put money on the fact that my dick has been wetter than yours has on my worst day and
Speaker: We have the same five people? No, no, no, no. We've had this conversation. There's there's there's other ways of getting your racks off other than just having sex with somebody. You were trying to fuck everything that you came across. I was simply just trying to get my rocks off. Big difference. Big difference.
Speaker: the point is big difference you are the the character of paul rudd's character is more a straight lace guy as in no nonsense kind of like where where i don't know the stifler character and and and and and much like the tweeter character i bring to the table how many times did stifler
Speaker: actually get laid compared to all the times he talked about it. The Shermanator. Two different characters here, sir. The Shermanator got laid more than any character that Sean Williams Scott has ever played, and he plays the same guy. He got laid once. He got laid once. The Shermanator only got laid once. Oh, and it wasn't until
Speaker: the third movie. But did he? No, he actually did sleep with Nadia. And again, that's one more. Again, that's one more time than Stiffel and the entirety of the franchise or any Sean Williams Scott character that he plays, because let's be honest, much like The Rock, Sean Williams Scott is the same person in every movie. Yes, but better actor.
Speaker: Agreed. Sean Williams Scott in the rundown was genius. Sean Williams Scott in role model hilarious. It's fucking hilarious fucking genius, fucking awesome, fucking amazing. The Rock and everything he does. I'm a big muscled up guy who's going to beat up everybody. Yeah. Once again, I've never fought a bull man. I'm just saying Sean Williams Scott plays the same character in every movie.
Speaker: but you only ever see him get laid. Regardless of the who plays who in that movie, Paul Rudd and Sean Williams got in that movie. In all seriousness, watch the movie. It's an excellent movie. I think I have seen that movie. But I was going to say, I was going to say it's kind of a... Oh, they do more things. They do that more things. They do split. Like we both kind of... Yeah, I think I would agree. The reason why they get in trouble
Speaker: is they drive, well, they go to these, they go to different schools and hawk this energy drink while telling kids to stay off drugs. They drive this Ford F -250 that's supposed to look like a Minotaur. And it's getting towed and Paul Rudd gets in and decides he's not gonna let them take it. And the cable breaks and,
Speaker: the fifth the fifth
Speaker: Because John Williams Cott's character is obsessed with KISS. The whole concept of the movie is that they basically are enrolled in a big brother type of charity. What was that movie that had Owen Wilson in it? It was kind of similar. And it was like, Owen Wilson was in this movie. What was it, Drobit Taylor?
Speaker: Yes, Drillbit Taylor, excellent movie. Yeah, but Drillbit Taylor was, the concept of Drillbit Taylor was two kids are getting, well, technically three kids are getting bullied and they hired Drillbit Taylor, probably by Paul, Owen Wilson, to protect them from said bully. Wow. Wow. Wow. Crazy. It's crazy. That movie's fucking hilarious.
Speaker: Role models is actually one of those movies where once you see it, you, you got to kind of watch it again. They, they actually, one of the kids, they, um, they mentor Paul Rudd's characters mentors is, uh, he's real big into LARPing, you know, the live action role play. And there's a movie with Jason Stackhouse in it.
Speaker: that's about and and Peter Dinklage is in it. What is the hell is kingdom of badass or something like that? Oh, I gotta look it up. They start out with LARP even I think they get like sucked back in time or some **** like that. Um what? Why don't I know this movie? Um
Speaker: Fuck is that it? Oh my it's it's dude First and foremost, it's a terrible movie, but it's one of those movies that I loved it that I'm looking I Don't see anything where Peter Dinkins
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, that's the movie. Oh shit. It's got Steve Zahn in it, too. Oh, man. I might have checked this fucking movie out. Yeah, check it out. Jimmy Simpson's in it, too. Literally, I love Steve Zahn.
Speaker: Have you ever seen that movie, uh, where him and the other guys escaped from prison and they pretend to be, uh, what's that fucking movie? Yeah. They do the patent and, uh, it's called, uh, sunshine or some shit. No, it's called. Damn it. It's not dancer, Texas.
Speaker: Happy Texas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen that. Well, I guess a lot of great. I fucking love that. He's like the dude can't fight for shit. His name is Wayne Wayne. Yeah. And we make masons in that, too. And we make masons plays the sheriff and the the two characters, even though they're straight guys getting
Speaker: Basically, they accidentally broke out of prison. They have to pretend to be gay. It turns out the sheriff. Who else is it? Ron Pullman plays the Texas Ranger that's trying to drag around. It turns out he's gay, too. So him and what they basically end up together.
Speaker: Well, I guess a lot of the three. He did that one movie. That movie's fucked up. Wasn't the where where it's Delia Jovanovitch, Steve Zahn, Josh Demille and somebody else. Yeah. That movie's fucked up and I love it.
Speaker: Anywho, it is literally going these five hour long shows. It's killing me. It's killing me. You is fucking killing me because I actually have to get up and go to work.
Speaker: And I know my date tomorrow is fucking full of contractors. Like it's taking my nap tomorrow. I'm going to try to sneak it in. Tomorrow's not that bad for me. I'll have one appointment so far. I got contractors all the way up my asshole tomorrow. Friday. I have nine appointments before noon. Damn.
Speaker: Hopefully phone calls. Let's be honest. They're put 15 minutes phone calls with Jesus Back to back hit sucks. Well, hopefully, you know, I have to get up early and go to the store first Hopefully
Speaker: Hopefully Friday will be a quiet day for me. I've been fucking busy. I've actually been busy all week. It's just, it's been one of those weeks where I needed like four of me at work. And cause I was needed in 27 different places all at the same time. And that's how I'm going to be tomorrow. I've got, um, that sounds like my days.
Speaker: Yeah, I've got contractors first thing in the morning and I got contractors and, and I've still got actually, I have other work I need to do. I just haven't been able to get to it because, um, I've been with contractors and shit, but, uh, right. Well, yeah, you got to make sure they're doing their shit. Right. You know, I got to walk with them because they're in,
Speaker: in the buildings and they're walking through the buildings and they're doing work in the buildings and they tenants get weirded out when I see people that even though they're in uniform and they know exactly what they're doing. So they don't get as weirded out when they see me with them because they know me, they know who I am. They, you know, and this, that, and the other thing. Um, so I got,
Speaker: I got that shit I got going on tomorrow. I'm hoping Friday will be a quiet day because. And I'd never have a quiet day. My phone being, being in charge of a team is not what it's cracked up to be. No, don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining. I'm not complaining in any way, shape and or form. I just, I know.
Speaker: I know I have other stuff that I need to get done that I haven't been able. Like I wanted to do yesterday and I wasn't able to do yesterday and then I wasn't able to do it today. Uh, and it's not looking like I'm going to be able to do it tomorrow. So maybe hopefully, and it's, and it's piddly, like it sounds weird, but it's like piddly stuff that'll take literally me five minutes. Yeah. Like five minutes to do. You know what I mean?
Speaker: but I can't do it. Yeah. I can't break away because I've been so busy with, with contractors and doing other little, not like, you know, I had one thing that I would, yeah. You know, like I had one thing that I was doing in one of my buildings and yesterday and right in the middle of it, I had,
Speaker: Uh, contractors call me and say, Hey, uh, we're here on site. You need to get into these areas. We need to go here, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, all right, give me 10 minutes. Let me, like, let me finish what I'm doing. I spent the morning at one of my other buildings with these same guys. And I was like, give me 10 minutes. Let me finish what I'm doing and I'll meet you. And then I spent.
Speaker: a good chunk of the afternoon with them. And then as soon as I turned around, somebody else showed up and I'm like, Oh my God. Yeah. Like I said, where I, I'm kind of in the same boat boat. Obviously I don't have to go multiple places, but I'm, well, I'm constantly thrown at every fucking meeting. Most of that could have been a fucking email. Uh, and I think I get,
Speaker: People ask me questions, 14, 15 ,000 times a day. Uh, thank God for WhatsApp because they just text it to me and then I get to it eventually. And then of course I have brokers calling and then I got meetings with clients and then pitching the new products and the services and all over. Well, the great thing about my day is, you know, I started about nine o 'clock in the morning.
Speaker: here, which is 10 o 'clock Eastern time. And next thing I know, it's like fucking three o 'clock. I'm like, Jesus Christ. Oh, yeah, no, exactly. And then I got micro management. It's like, look, if you ask me to do something, just know it'll get done. You don't have to bug me every couple hours. Just I'll get to it when I get to it and it'll be done.
Speaker: I was supposed to CC certain people on certain emails. They stopped yelling at me because I know it's going to get done. They're like, it'll get sent eventually. It's just the time he's trying to catch up. Because I've received, I would say 150 to 200 emails a day. And I have to answer them all. It happens. And then I'm CC'd on another 200. Literally, if somebody answers them,
Speaker: it comes into my mailbox and it's you know by five o 'clock I'm like fuck it's five o 'clock and I still have 25 emails to go yeah like I said yeah but when there's nothing to do there's nothing to do yeah and those days take forever I just don't like to be micromanaged if I if you messaged me and I respond got it it'll be done
Speaker: It'll get done on the list. It's on the honeydew list. Is on the list. There's no reason to question me. There's no reason to bother me. Just know that it's done yet. It'll get done. It just know it all. Maybe not tomorrow. Yeah. But when I have time, the first on my list, but at the end of the day, um,
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Speaker: I grew up chiseled as to the tracks Holding me to homemade bed egg Around your door, she's calling out my name She said, son, won't you go outside? I got a man coming over tonight The seventh one in seven days
Speaker: So I go down to the parking lot
Speaker: She said, where have you been? I said, I was out She said, you're no good Cause you're running without love And I'm going straight to hell Just like my mama said, yeah
Speaker: I'm going straight to hell Just like my mama said I'm going straight to hell I'm gonna burn a devil The black widow and the ladies man Met down at the laundromat Tried to make me understand
Speaker: About what they might have heard And running down they shouted, so it seemed Next door a girl she lived About the same age as me And asked me to come upstairs for a seat
Speaker: Just in, I'm gonna burst in Said you're the son of that bitch, yellow wind Get out of my house and hit the road And I can't hold it like a rolling stone song Cause I'm going straight to hell Just like my mama said I'm going straight to hell
Speaker: I'm going straight to hell Just like my mama said
Speaker: The stars came out and warned me so As I walked on down the road 50 bucks and a suitcase steered me clear She took my hand as we walked into the sun A new day's promise had just begun
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Speaker: in there, Ian, there. We are going straight to hell. Yeah, buddy. Going straight to hell. You're muted by the way. I don't know why. Because you fucking muted me, you cock smooch. Oh, my mouth was way over here. Hell yeah. Welcome to the world. We are all going straight to hell.
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Speaker: Hey guys. Well, listen, thank you guys for hanging out. We'll see you not Saturday. We'll see you Friday with a brand new episode or nonsense. Well, nonsense. I promise y 'all Friday night, we're going to get to the, uh, we're going to, we're going to crack into the list of, uh, top 100 haunted houses Friday night. Not only that, but Jeffrey rolling out a new list, the top 50.
Speaker: worst movie Hollywood decisions Actually, I think we should do that on Friday night. So we're here's why well, here's why because Monday is October 1st. So we get into Halloween That Rolling Stones list in the first hour Okay
Speaker: So we'll get into our introduction, blah, blah, blah. I'm going to drop that Rolling Stones list in the first hour. It's going to be a quick run through of all 50. There's no explanation needed. Just rock them out. Bang, bing, bing, bang, boom. A little commentary. Uh, we're going to rock them out in the first hour and then we're going to jump into the home analysis. There's a hundred. I'm not doing all a hundred. I'm going to do 10, maybe 15. It's going to be spread out. And then, um,
Speaker: Who knows what else? We'll be back Friday night. And, um, you know, I might drop an invite to somebody literally, literally my job and invite and see me shows up. Uh, I wouldn't hold my breath, but I'd be willing to bet if he does, there's gonna be a lot of people that we haven't seen in like two months show up.
Speaker: And then if they do, then chain plans might change. And it's just going to be me clowning them. Cause I'm an asshole. Um, but anywho, thank you guys for listening. I hope you guys enjoy the show. I know, I know Jeff and I keep doing these five hour long shows and I apologize every episode. I'm like, we're only doing three hours. I'm going to lock Jeff down. I'm going to keep the brakes on and.
Speaker: Episode less than three hours three less than four hours Literally, yeah, I can't I can't hold back the awesomeness when we when we start rocking and rolling I Can't stop it and I understand it was the Pirates fault. I blame the pirate. Well, I believe the Pirates and I also blame my oldest daughter
Speaker: I blame the tea. I blame the tea. I blame the tea. Because because before Nikki called me, I was all ready to hit the hit the button in the show. Yeah, I was I was I was locked and loaded and then I got home and well, no shit happens. It changes. It is what it is. I'm a terrible boyfriend, terrible fiance. She probably hates me.
Speaker: but um what are you going to do? Chug it over it. I mean, you're batting zero with your track record. Well, you know, unfortunately, you have the perfect defense. She has yet to bring you a beer tonight. No, she did. She brought me a chair. I'm sorry. I found you. You trusted me.
Speaker: She did. She did bring me two beers. Oh, I didn't see it. So, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She did bring me two beers shortly after they got home. The the the the the dark nights. Who is that Hector? What the **** is his god damn name? He's knighted. Yeah, it's god damn it.
Speaker: Anyhoo. Um, no, we'll see you Friday night. Right. No, I've said the nonsense. Well, nonsense in the meantime, go ahead and check out them socials, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and tick tock. Okay. Yeah, Michael fine. Yeah. Michael King. Um, and, uh, and check out the Zincaster Spotify and everybody listened to podcasts to all that nonsensical nonsense podcast. We'll see you guys Friday night. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Great show.
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