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Speaker: a little slow on the video tonight my bad sorry guys of course this one's got a slow cold intro they usually come in hot
Speaker: Left in the bottle You know it's good for you now But it won't be easy tomorrow And what kind of man Would I be if I didn't hold you
Speaker: And just no girl when I leave Baby, I told you Why can't it just stay the same? And after this it's all gonna change Oh right now, darling Morning's closing in pair The best thing about
Speaker: Silence as we stare at each other I know we both had too much But I could do it for nothing And darling I'll stay as long as you let me
Speaker: But you know I gotta go So just try to forget me Why can't it just stay the same? And after this it's all gonna change Oh, and now, darling, the morning's closing in
Speaker: Why can't it just be the same? And after this it's all gonna change Oh, and now darling the morning's closing in, baby
Speaker: There you go. Blacktop Mojo to get us started. Shout out to those guys. Kill me on the road, man. They're in a city every night just fucking... Man, I don't know how rock stars do it, man, to be honest with you. I don't either. It's like going from place to place and literally playing all night.
Speaker: Like, you know, we've talked about being hyped after the show. Imagine how hyped they are after every show. Holy shit.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. But yeah, those guys are, they're incredibly busy. It is. I don't know how they keep up. I have a hard time keeping up with them on like Facebook and Instagram. It was like, wait a minute. Wait, are you at the machine shop or metal head Larry's? I thought, no, we're at the salt shack tonight. What the hell? But shout out to Blacktop Mojo.
Speaker: Yeah. Shout out to Blacktop Mojo. If you guys aren't already, or if you haven't checked them out, go check them out on all social media. Go stream the shit out of their new music, especially their new album. Help it keep climbing the charts. And we appreciate them guys letting us use their music in every episode, even though we have to fight with Facebook.
Speaker: every episode but you know it is what it is at this point every every day after the podcast I have to go we have the permission we have the permission like nine it's crazy to me but uh anyways happy Saturday happy Halloween guys welcome to yeah welcome to that welcome to nonsensical nonsense as always um click
Speaker: hanging out with the boy wonder over there. Jeff, if you're not already, feel free to check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Twitch, YouTube. I think that's everything. And you can get all the episodes on Spotify, Anchor, Google Play, Apple Play, basically anywhere you get your podcasts and jollies. And as always, we are live.
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Speaker: There you go, buddy. There you go, buddy. I waited this time to finish talking. Yeah, I did. I usually start talking as you're finishing up. You get so excited to say you're one line. You get so excited to say you're one line. And I'm just over here trying to say everything I have to say in one breath so I don't have to go. The funny thing is it's literally just going to get longer.
Speaker: because of a new platform coming out. I'm trying to figure out Rumble. I'm trying to figure out Rumble because it's the new YouTube and there's almost no censorship. So. Yeah, well for now. I doubt they'll probably give us guff about the music but they won't give us guff about other things. Like my medicine. What medicine?
Speaker: I don't remember. I thought you were talking about something else. No, no, no, no, no. Rumble, Rumble's basically the new YouTube. It's very new and very few people use it and know about it, but I can't figure it out either. Well, eventually I'm gonna just... Yeah.
Speaker: Eventually, I'm gonna start stop stop rattling all of it off and just hit the hot ones, you know Facebook Instagram Twitter Yeah, of course, you know, which is what I do on the podcast sound for you so you could literally just play the sound but Yeah Well, that's that's your annoying It's your annoying fucking voice and people already listen to it enough and then they bitch about you talking as it is You know all in under a minute I can put it in a video
Speaker: Yeah, I'll definitely be able I can definitely hit it all under a minute just that summer Little you were taking I threw it up there man. It's just like Just let it go man
Speaker: It's not your fault. I got that. What is that? Self -deprecation? Yes. A little self -deprecating humor for you. I'm trying to get this put on to Snapchat, man. I never, because when you put it onto the spotlight thing or whatever the hell they call it, I never know what hashtags to use outside of the normal ones that I use. I have the same problems. I really don't.
Speaker: when it comes to TikTok, because granted, it's been a while. I mean, I posted the other day, but it's been it was so long since I posted because I was sick. Obviously, I didn't post when I was sick. I couldn't even look at my phone. I was just like, I don't care. But I posted one the other day and I was like, what fucking hashtags do I use? So I just kind of use the ones I use. The old faithful, so to speak.
Speaker: And yeah, it hasn't really gone anywhere, so apparently the old faithfuls don't work.
Speaker: Yeah, you gotta you gotta change this guy was talking about he does this video and I'm sure you've seen the video is he said there's he's saying, you know Jeff Bezos has 200 billion dollars and there's seven billion people on the planet He's basically saying Jeff Bezos could give a billion dollars to every person. I was like, dude, I'm sorry You get so angry at people. Why why do you get so angry with people? It's basic fucking math, dude
Speaker: Yeah, but they don't know any better. They think they're fucking, you know, a mathematician. I'm like, dude, sorry, but seven billion to you. You would need a minimum of seven trillion dollars to give everybody a billion dollars.
Speaker: You get so angry. You get so angry. That's not angry. It's just I can't. I'm a stupid person. I know this. I know I'm not right. It's like all in the box. But if you're that stupid where you if if I'm going, whoa, you know you're dumb. Yeah. And you deserve to be called out on. It's all I'm saying. But then you then you feel like you have to you have to go and correct them and you really you really don't. If I don't, who will?
Speaker: They don't need to be corrected. You let sleeping dogs lie, my friend. You let sleeping dogs lie. Yes, you can. It's just like when you go on Twitter. It's just like when you get on Twitter and you get so frustrated and aggravated with the crazy people. And then you're on there for five minutes and you're pissed off at the rest of the world because people are dumb and they aggravate you. See, you know who doesn't get mad like that?
Speaker: billion dollars per person. You just can't do it. You can't. It's simple. No, you can't. If there's, if there's, if the guy has seven, seven trillion dollars, if there's seven billion, if there's seven billion people, if there's seven billion people and you have seven billion dollars, you give each person a billion dollars and you have zero billion dollars left. Duh. It's simple math. Exactly.
Speaker: more like seven people. It's math like that. They did the same thing when somebody was running for governor of New York and they were like, this guy spent $350 million and there's this many people in New York. He could have just given everybody a million dollars. I'm like, no, that math does not work out. But it was on CNN. I mean, it was like, you guys should be able to do math. You're CNN.
Speaker: I know, I know Casey, I know you're not going to try to come in here and shit on my Cleveland Browns because I'm chasing the chiefs look like I was literally trying to figure out how to figure out how to dress up like a Buckeye today. Just to piss you off. If I had showed up dressed as the Buckeye, I would have thought you looked retarded, but that's beside the point.
Speaker: Well, out of all your skills and trades, you can't make a paper machete. Oh, I'm really sure I can't. You know what you could have done, Jeff. You could have just done, you just could have painted your face like a Buckeye. That's perfectly acceptable 21.
Speaker: 2021 for a white guy to do. The whole episode of people shitting all over me. Why is his face painted? Oh my god, calm down. It's Halloween. Why's he got black face? Calm down. It's round number one.
Speaker: yeah you could have done like your face like the dark brown and then the top of your bald stupid head could have been the uh the lighter color brown of the book i was literally picturing that going wow that would look totally bad that's why i was thinking doing the paper mache head but i couldn't find any big big big big
Speaker: Well, if I could have, if I could have, um, if I could have figured out a way to make it work and still be able to read comments and talk to you and everything else, I was going to wear my Halloween costume, but, um, a seven foot inflatable T -Rex just doesn't come across. I, uh, we were actually, while we were at, while we were at dinner, we were talking about that and, and Tonya was like, Oh, we'll paint your face. Like it will make you look like a skeleton. I was like, that's too easy.
Speaker: And I said, we're not dressing up for the podcast. Calm down. It's not going to happen. I did have a mask. Because if I would have showed up face painted, I guarantee you would have given me shit for it, because I know you didn't. Oh, I could have. I would have come in with a costume on and still made fun of you. I would have come in with a costume on and still made you feel like a dumbass. Like, only I know how. Because even though I'm in costume too, I would have made you feel like a dumbass for a way.
Speaker: Exactly. And I wouldn't know until later tonight after we're off, I'm like, this motherfucker dressed up too. That son of a bitch gave me shit the whole episode. On a prick. He said there's a T -Rex costume. What an asshole.
Speaker: And you had to message me and I wouldn't have answered it either. I would have, I would have opened it and left you on the red. I would have left you on red. Just, just mind fuck you even more. I know he's still right because his dumb ass is alive. Coming to the live. I would just ignore you. I don't even know who you are, sir. Stop bothering me. That was like a couple of weeks ago when we had Brian.
Speaker: Yeah, when we had Brian in here, there was some dude in the chat that was like, God damn it, invite me in. And I was like, bro. I don't even know you like that. Why are you coming in so hot and angry? You know, I've never seen the guy before. Whatever, man. That reminds me, speaking of Brian, I got to hit him up in the morning. I missed out on that. They wanted me to come in and do the fantasy football talk with him and Tony D.
Speaker: I was supposed to, my kids went over to my, uh, broasters for the night. Right. And, uh, what's going on, Bradley? What's going on? Um, and, uh, she was, he, he, sorry, he was supposed to bring them home and then texted me and it was like right when they were going live. Not that I had, not, not that I had to that far, but still, by the time I got back, still inconvenience.
Speaker: Yeah, by the time I got back, I was like, nah, I don't want to jump in there, but I might try to jump in there tomorrow morning for a few minutes. I saw the invite. Yeah. Because I can, I get, because I have, you know, we both have access to the nonsense of the nonsense podcast at gmail .com.
Speaker: just throwing that out there. And 90 % of them are, it's bullshit. It's like, you know, Spotify or, or anchor or something like that. And I was like, yeah, okay. Yeah. I know we just so blood to know when I just got the message from Chris, you know, but, and then of course, when anytime somebody invites you in somewhere,
Speaker: I get the notification. I'm like, nobody ever knew it was me. And I'm like, Oh, that's right. Cause I don't give out my email dummy. You don't have to give out your email. No, no, but I mean, give out your hats. That's true. I don't really, I don't really go into people's lives because I can't see what the hell they're talking about, which is why I don't do it, you know, uh, and to set up the whole mirror shit. And then you just stare into the back of my broken phone. So that's why, that's, that's, that's why you got to get a laptop.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm working on it. Well, this podcast is like six months old. Oh my God. This podcast is going to be walking soon. No shit, right? Well, it's going to be party for me. It's going to be able to give me beer in the refrigerator. I got a funny, flaky story for you. You'll get a kick out of this. I literally, my phone, my chip is dead. It doesn't want to work. So my, I have no phone number.
Speaker: it's Wi -Fi only on my phone right now and Yeah Yeah, it burnt out. I don't know what the hell went wrong with it, but I gotta get a new one But I have to get my phone jail broke to actually switch cards It's this whole thing
Speaker: It's not a big deal. It's just I have to actually go over to the guy, sit there for like 45 minutes while he does it, pay him, and then put the new chip in. No big deal. Yeah. But it all comes down to timing. I'm stuck here with the kids all day, and you take the kids somewhere where we're like, we have to sit for 45 minutes. Yeah. With a six -year -old and a 10 -year -old. Yeah, exactly. I'm down, Sean. Just one game. So the funny thing is not having a phone number,
Speaker: and I'm actually looking for work at the moment. So I'm sending my resume out. Like I sent it out like crazy the past couple of days. Today, I was reviewing my resume, just kind of looking over and I was like, I want to make sure I was sending the correct one. It's got a phone number on it. And it's not a phone number where anybody can reach me at. So I was like, how is that phone number? Oh, it's the, it's the phone number to this phone.
Speaker: Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. It's, you know, literally, if you call it, nothing happens. You'll actually probably get somebody else. They've probably given the number away. There's nothing to be depressed about. There's my emails there. So if they really need to hold on, they can email me. Most companies do anything. Most companies these days will not only email you, but they'll also call you. Right.
Speaker: But I literally noticed it today and I went, well, shit, I just sent this up 45 times in the past two days. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking dummy. Yeah. I updated it the last time I worked and haven't thought about it since. And the last time, the last job I had, it was literally the interview and all that shit was literally a formality.
Speaker: Oh Jorge, who has your number now. He's getting real pissed off. All these companies keep calling me. All these companies are like, we want this guy bad, but they can't get ahold of me. So they're like, fuck. I'm like, learn how to use an email. I am not Jorge. Leave me alone. There's a website down. It's for Mexico. It's called Compro Thróvaco. It's computer work.
Speaker: is a translation of the website, but literally it's a job posting site. So if you're a company and you can post it on Facebook or you can post it here, but you post it on this website and anytime somebody opens up your resume, I get an email saying such and such has read your resume. Well, all these companies are reading my resume and I'm like, I wonder if they, you know, and obviously they open it, they look at it like, okay, we'll call that guy tomorrow or send this guy an email or whatever.
Speaker: So, uh, today I got like nine emails where it was like, and I was like, Ooh, maybe it's from this company. Nope. It says such and such has read your resume. I'm like, well, thanks a lot. There haven't called me. Don't talk about, get your hopes up and shit all over it. It's really interesting. Yeah. I mean, when, uh,
Speaker: With like, just for instance, most recently with OSU when they were first trying to, you know, contact me, they, they emailed me and then they also called me. Right. A lot of the jobs I posted to were on Facebook jobs market. And the nice thing is they literally, most jobs were like, they'll message you on messenger right away and say, Hey, send it. Yeah. Do you guys, do you guys, do you guys, can you guys use Indeed out there?
Speaker: What is it? Indeed. No. It's a job. I don't know what it needs. It's like a website. I was telling you the company throw back. Well, I think that's basically the same concept. Yeah. You put your resume and yeah, you put your resume and shit out there. Uh, anytime a company was interested in my resume, they just emailed me. They didn't call me until after I reached out to him, uh, off the, off the email. So that's what I was saying. Um, you know,
Speaker: kind of surprised I don't just email you. I think that's probably what will happen, but I'm gonna go ahead. The ones I, I mean, I literally sent out jobs for everything. I was just like, oh, see what they say, see what they say. And most of them were like, yeah, no, I'm like, then no, no, I'm not working out. Yeah, that's what people like to call desperation, my friend. No, it's just boredom. I'm like, I see the same job 40 times. I'm like, well, might as well, after the 50th time, I might as well send it to them, because apparently it's popular.
Speaker: But it's like, the one job is like, you were talking about how you did security and there's like 40 jobs for security. Well, the problem is they pay security guards down here a month. They pay him like 800 bucks. And that's like, if you got like 20 years experience. It's like, wow, no, I'm not working for that little bit for the ungodly hours you want. No, it's not going to happen.
Speaker: So obviously, I didn't send it stuff like that. But there's a couple of places that I'm going to re -email. Well, one of the ones I want to work for is Captain Hook. Well, don't be that guy who thinks that you need to make at least, well, I mean, it'd be different down there. But don't be that guy who applies for a job where you have no experience to it.
Speaker: And you're like, I better make $30 an hour. Or I know somebody like that. No, well, they don't do hourly down here. They don't do hourly. They do a salary per month. And 90 % of the jobs, they'll tell you what it pays per month. So you can go in and be like, well, I want this much more. And they're like, no, this is what we're offering. Take it or leave it. Because unlike up there right now in the States, everybody and their brother, there goes that Cobra. Everybody and their brother, if you wanted a job in the States, you pretty much got it.
Speaker: you know, set your salary almost, where here there's, for this one job, there's 50 people. Where did it take it? So, it's like, jobs where I'm like, I could do that job with my eyes closed and kill it. And then I look at the pan, I'm like, but I'm not gonna do it for that little bit.
Speaker: $200 a month and I'm like, yeah, no, I'm good Sean said man, I think you have the cartel running rapping behind you. You got to work for El Chapo says for you Fake Cobra It's not the Cobra snake Sean. It's the Mustang Cobra, but it's a fake one. It's like one of those kick cars No, it's it's a Cobra. It's like an AC Cobra. I
Speaker: it's a 427 but it's a I don't it there's no way in hell it's real but it's it's obviously a kit car and that's what I just said you're like no it's not it's a Cobra Mustang you said it's a Cobra Mustang whatever man I don't really give a rat's ass I still said it was a kit car so I was fucking right yeah I hope you choke on your thumb I hope you choke
Speaker: I hope you choke. I hope you choke on your pop. The reason why he's driving around now is because he literally worked on it all last night. He was like tuning it up. And this morning he's running it most of the day. He's just driving up and down the road. No, no, he literally had the hood up and he's
Speaker: Underneath the hood all day, but I think oh No, I think they're actually going somewhere because It used to be on Friday and Saturday night at the drag strip. You could go and race if you should Run what you brung kind of deal. I used to go all the time in my beer They used to do that up here. Remember National Trails and I'm a drag way 42
Speaker: Well, no, not national trails, pacemakers out there in Mount Vernon. Yeah, pacemakers in Mount Vernon. Dragway 42 just outside of Mansfield. Yeah, they had certain nights where you could take your car up there and stuff. Yeah, but I think... Probably Sean said they're probably drinking tequila until their clothes fall off, while their faces probably fall off too.
Speaker: That stuff's fucking nasty, man. That's fucking rough. Oh, no. I was telling you in the pre -show I had to invade the Kevin Hawley show Thursday night. Now they go live twice a week. I told you, it's because I want to be cool. Well, that's probably true. But all of you, I invaded.
Speaker: It's just more ways for him to get banned from Facebook. Not only did I invade it and drop a...
Speaker: dropped some one -liners on him and busting his balls and whatnot. I hit him with the, I hit him with the side remark in the middle of our conversation. He was talking, he was trying to like introduce, basically said the listeners knew who I was. And he was like, Hey, you know, this is, this is Glick. This is, this is our guy. He's, he's literally been with us or had been following the show and supporting us since, since the first episode, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, yeah, unlike some people who can't show their same kind of respect.
Speaker: And he was going on and on about talking about, like talking about how much I supported a show that he was like, Oh, come on, man. At the same time, Michael alive. And I was like, not on Saturdays. But we had, we had a fun conversation and he was killing me though. I had to call it. I couldn't resist myself. I was coming back from.
Speaker: taking the kids trick or treating them. And then I was driving around town. Cause I had no idea where I wanted to go get something to eat from. So I was just driving around town on the phone, giving Kevin shit, but I'm trying to get us on the IRN radio network with, with, with all them. But I don't think, I don't think they're going to like our kind because we don't go down the conspiracy rabbit holes and we don't.
Speaker: talk political nonsense and we don't suck off terrible podcasting people like like some people no that is uh eclipse that's it you got an eclipse behind you don't you yeah it's a 97 eclipse it's an it's the it's the not the good one it's the 420a so it's not the 4g63 it's the one above baseball if you really want to get a good one you'll get the uh
Speaker: 1469 it's got that it's got that triple injection Exactly what Rick told Morty just because you add say cool car terms doesn't mean you know shit about cars
Speaker: I was, uh, I was making pancakes this morning for the kids and I usually put my phone on the tripod so I can watch the news. And there was a Rick and Morty clip on my, on Facebook. And he's like, he's like, Rick, is there, is there something wrong with the, and he, he's like the spatial battery. And he's like, Morty, just because you, you, you add a space term to a car part, doesn't make you know what you know what you're talking about.
Speaker: much much like it's it's no secret that i know nothing about stupid ass movies like star wars and lord of the rings and everything like that but i will sure as hell throw some nonsense i will lose your shit out there before you're born yeah it was been around since before you were born to combat in our chief yeah well yeah i do that is an interesting little um
Speaker: Uh, segue into my series of the week. I got a good one for you. I think he would actually like, I was trying to avoid your series of the week because generally like I just leave, I just leave disappointed and angry. Well, this one is, this one is literally, um, the only problem I have with it is it's a Canadian TV show. Oh, the Canadians do really good shows, man. What are you talking about?
Speaker: Well, it's actually called Convenience. It's about a Korean family in Canada. Yeah, exactly. Well, the mom and dad own a convenience store. Obviously, it's kind of like a quickie mart. It's very typical.
Speaker: Oh my gosh, the dad is so funny. A, he's a bigger guy, but... Oh, Sean, Sean sells Kim's Convenience is great. It's hilarious. Now, the nice thing about Kim's Convenience, it's not something that you have to see every episode.
Speaker: So you can kind of have it on in the background. It is five seasons on Netflix so far. I think I'm on season four right now, and I started it a couple days ago. I don't know how many episodes there is per episode, per season, but there's no real running gag, so to speak. There's no the Ross and Rachel thing, with the exception of a couple of love interests.
Speaker: Uh, but it's, it's, you follow the dad, the mom, the daughter, and the son. The son is in the first season. He's kind of estranged from his father because they got an argument X amount of years ago and his son moved out. But his son, I, I'm pretty sure if you, you saw his son's friend, you'd be like, I know that dude. He's, he's got the kind of those, one of those faces where you're like, I know that cat, but the son kind of looks like the guy from, uh,
Speaker: Tokyo Drift, like the bad guy. So much like you said a couple weeks ago, all black guys look the same. All Asian people look the same. Is that what you're saying? But what's really good about it is the dad is just completely unsure of the wokeness. But the first episode is Gay Pride Month.
Speaker: And the one guy comes into the store, you don't see him ever again, but he's like, Mr. Kim, can we put up this poster? And he's like, let me see post -op. And he's like, oh, this is bad post -op. And he says, the guy's friend is sitting there saying Mr. Kim is racist and homophobic. And the guy's like, no, Mr. Kim's not like that. And he's like, oh, I know like that. I give a 15 % discount for gays.
Speaker: And they're like, how do you know they're gay? He's like, I know. He's so funny. But the mom and the dad, they have that really bad accent. It's obviously well overdone for the show. The son and daughter were born in Canada. So they don't have the accent. And they're constantly going, you can't say that. It's really good.
Speaker: It's kind of a cutesy thing to have on in the background. Really funny. I've enjoyed it. Sean said... Sean says... He watches that show. Yeah, he just said that exactly. You don't have to pay attention. He puts it on the guy you sleep to. And he said his son is at a rental car agency or something? Yeah, he works at a place called Handy, which is kind of like a Hertz kind of place. And his... He also said that episode was hilarious.
Speaker: That episode, the very first episode, if you don't laugh during that episode, you won't like the show. Because at one point, this trans lady comes in, and you could obviously tell, but actually, no. The lady identifies as cross. She cross -stresses.
Speaker: And he says, why you, why you do this? She's like, well, I, I feel better like this. He goes, uh, you'll get 15 % discount by the way. But he literally at one point, when he first introduced himself, he's like, what, what, what are you? She's like, excuse me. He's very polite, but they're, they're, they're also Christian and the poor, the poor minister, the poor priestess. It's a female priest and they call her pastor.
Speaker: Sean help me out. What's up? What's a pastor? I can't remember her name pastor Nina and Every she's she's like Latina, but every time she shows up there. They instantly straighten up the pastor Nina. Hello They try to be the good Christians. They're so funny and I've literally every episode I've seen I've You you get that there's a chuckle. You're like Yeah
Speaker: But I've really enjoyed it so far. Unfortunately, I'm coming to the end of it. Much like all your other reviews, I'll have to check it out at some point.
Speaker: Make sure you write these down so I can come right. Make sure you write these down. So you can literally just relist to the first part of the episode. Yeah. I'm much like everybody else. I don't ever listen to the episodes after, after we record it. What are you talking about? I'm not going to listen to this bullshit. I'm not going to listen to this bullshit. It's like I said, it's very cute and, and, and, uh,
Speaker: You don't have to follow everything. And of course, there is the thing, the fact that the daughter's cute. And I was gonna say, there it is. Yeah, I know. I knew you were waiting for it. Sean could back me up for it. Sean's boss, I can't tell if I think she's hot or not.
Speaker: she's she's kind of it's it's it's that weird spectrum she's she's cute but she's also kind of got that annoying she tries to be funny but she knows she's not funny and it's kind of like I will have to check this show out because you did you did get the the the nod from Sean which I do trust more than I trust you it's literally why you're why you're cooking or whatever throw it on
Speaker: And I'm telling you, Mr. Kim is the funniest dude on Netflix. Yeah. And not only did he recommend it, but I know he's serious because this is a guy who always calls me Glick, like most everybody else. And he said, Chris, you have to check it out. So apparently, I do have to check it out. That's why we know you're serious like Chris.
Speaker: were told me that she also told me I need to get on that that Dave Chappelle because that shit had him that closer and the boss at Handy's I hear you're talking to yeah the boss at Handy's I find her oddly appealing but I'm not sure Shannon
Speaker: But he said, he said, I felt weird saying, it felt weird. I felt like I was in trouble. Yeah. She's cute. But the, the, I literally just watched the episode of season four where, where her and Chong eventually start dating and literally he, him and his buddy, his buddy's nickname is Kim Chi.
Speaker: uh i'm not sure they haven't said why his name is his nickname is kimchi because kimchi is a type of food well yeah obviously but what's funny is like you know the boys to men song thank you the boys to men song uh which boys to men i don't think it's boys to men how's it go sing it for us i know the tune i can't think the words
Speaker: Anyways, they do a dance. The song comes on the radio, and they're in the back cleaning cars. And all of a sudden, they start doing a dance that's choreographed. Is it like the Belvedevo, like Poison or something like that? Yeah. Like Turkey used to do. Yes, exactly. Exactly. Well, similar, but it's Boyz II Men.
Speaker: It's a Boyz II Men song. Oh, it's Motown. Is it Motown Philly? Motown. Yeah, Motown Philly. Yes. Yes. That's the one. Okay. Yes. Okay. So Motown Philly comes on and they kind of doing their moves and Chong is Chong is a, you know, he's, every time he's around, uh, Kim Chi's kind of a short fat guy. And every time Chong is around, he literally, Chong could be talking to a girl.
Speaker: or Kim Chi can be talking to a girl. Chong walks in the room and she forgets that Kim Chi is there. So he's a good looking guy. So, which is why Shannon Chung's boss likes him. Oh, Sean said his, his, his shot. Sean, my buddy Sean works at, works for enterprise and he said his assistant manager is Shannon. Nice. Yeah. Nice.
Speaker: Well, the thing is about Shannon. Shannon's got an amazing set of legs. And here we go. No, her face. It's something about her face. It's almost like too long. But I do find her impressive.
Speaker: But what the funny is, is Chong later on, Shannon says to Chong, she says, oh, I can dance too. And she says, I'll show you tonight. They go over and she shows up and she's got what looks like what Chong thinks is a schoolgirl outfit.
Speaker: And he's like, Oh, hell yes. This is going to be good. But she starts doing like, uh, Lord of the dance style dance. But eventually, you know, he's, he's telling kibchi, he says, ah, it's not sexy, dude. I don't know what to do. You know, kibchi's like, Oh dude, you got to tell her. So they start,
Speaker: saying that, you know, she says, I don't think your boy's demand dance is sexy. And he goes, well, I don't think your dance is sexy. And so they both start doing the opposite. And they're like, oh, that kind of turns me on. So but she goes out and and you see, you see, they've always had sex. Chung is walking out with that kilt on the same he was wearing to get a glass of water. And Kim Chi comes home and he's like,
Speaker: What? What? He says Ed Chung just looks at him and is like, what's up, dude? He drinks some water and goes back in the morning. It's so funny. He still cracks me up. It won't be tomorrow. Maybe I'll check it out sometime this week because I am so wrapped up in practical jokers.
Speaker: right now. Dude, I sat here tonight watching you can put practical jokers on in the background. Same thing with this. So you can kind of put it on the background. I literally was job hunting today on Facebook and watching. Yeah. Well, I was, I had impractical jokers on for like two and a half, almost three hours before we uh,
Speaker: did the pre -show and everything like that. And I did, I was just sitting here dying. These guys are idiots, absolute idiots. So, so I'll have to, I'll have to check it out. I don't, the problem is, the problem is, is that I don't really get on Netflix very much. Um, I'm always on prime or HBO max anymore. So I don't even think about Netflix half the time. So I'll have to, I'll have to check it out because.
Speaker: Not only did you say it was good, but Sean called me Chris and made me feel like I was dirty and in trouble. And if I could go to the office, I don't know what it is. No, when people call me Chris or like my grandma, she's always called me Christopher. And I know, and I know I'm not in trouble or anything like that, but every time I go over there, she's like, Hey, of course, I'm like, straighten up real quick. Yeah. I'm like, Oh, you get the butterflies in my stomach. I'm like, Oh God, what did I do? There's that there's a, there's a,
Speaker: a trend, well there was, I don't know if it's still going, but there was a trend on TikTok. It was like, call your spouse by their first name and see what they do instead of that name. It's kind of like that, you know? When my wife says my full name, I'm like, fuck, I didn't do it. It was my first reaction. I was like, I didn't do it. And she's like, I was just trying to get your attention. I'm sorry. Yeah, that is so weird. It never fazed me when I was married.
Speaker: But. Well, that's not why I'm divorced. The reason I'm divorced is because well, yeah, I'll be nice. Let me bite my tongue yet again today. Lord, give me the strength.
Speaker: Yeah. Not to, not to spike these demons. What's the, what's the, one of my buddies that, that I worked with, he was, he was an alcoholic. He used to go to meetings and stuff. So anytime a day would be going rough, he'd just see him doing the, doing the alcoholic anonymous prayer. You're like, God, grant me the strength of Chris. Oh yeah. But every once in a while, he's like, I'm just having a rough time. I'm like, let's go get a beer.
Speaker: There was a really good show. Oh, there was a there was a show on Netflix that it's a horror show. It just came out. Oh, well, it's not that it's not that that army of thieves is out. I want to watch it. And it's the it's the prequel to the Dave Batista movie where they go steal the money from the casino. Oh, is that out? No, this is this is a show.
Speaker: It was on Netflix. It just came out. But it was on an island. It was a really good show. But the main character in the show was Midnight Mass. Oh, yeah. And the main character, he was
Speaker: recovering alcoholic, he was drinking and driving and had a car accident and killed this little, this girl and went to jail for like five or 10 years anyways. But where he grew up was like this little island, like, and then when he came back, the preacher there, so he didn't have to go to the mainland and spend an entire day, decided that in their wreck, they would set up an AA meeting so that he would meet his probation standards. But anyways, yeah, before they did that prayer,
Speaker: at the beginning of every meeting. I just wanted to accept the things I cannot change, change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference. I didn't know that was an AA prayer in general. It's called the... I can't remember what it's called, but they do it in like every AA and NA and all those meetings, I don't know. But as far as I know, my only experience with one of those meetings is my buddy Bob.
Speaker: not the Bob that flies our plane, but based on Bob. Yeah, God, God, God grant me to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom. I know the difference. Yes. Serenity prayer. Yeah. So there's, there's partly more to it, but if you ever go to AA meeting, you'll learn it real quick.
Speaker: Well, as we've discussed several times on the show, um, there is not a chance in hell that this guy's ever going to go to AA. Well, you know, AA is for quitters. We're not quitters. There's that, says the guy who quitters. Alcoholics are just people, people that say they're alcoholics and they're like, oh, I'm on the wagon. I don't drink anymore. I'm like, yeah, you're a quitter.
Speaker: I know I know I have a problem. I know I have a problem. And my problem is that my beer is empty. Yeah. Yeah. The biggest problem I face with drinking is when I run out. It's three o 'clock in the morning. The stores are closed. Speedway is not. They just won't deliver to me. Yeah. Fucking sons of bitches.
Speaker: I'll tell you what. I win. I win. I win. I win. delivery service like uh like uh they're out there. Yeah, they're out there. Um I'm pretty sure I went down to their license. Yeah, well, no, they're out there. Yeah, you gotta. Yeah, they're out there and plus, I mean, like I said, the pizza shop around the corner for me, they deliver beer uh and there's there's beer delivery. There's there's beer delivery uh
Speaker: I think there's an app for beer delivery, alcohol delivery. But I went down to, I went down to the speedway, the speedway right there. Hey, guys. Yesterday, my cigarettes, there's a new guy in there. And I was like, oh, they're finally getting some new bodies in here, right? Because I know everybody in there. And I talked to everybody. And they're like, the one guy, one guy was in there today. Today was his birthday. So so I went in there. And as I walked in, he was like, hey, what's up? I was like, hey, happy birthday. And he was like,
Speaker: I came back up to the counter and he was like, thanks. How'd you know? And I was like, uh, so -and -so told me, and he's like, yeah, man, I really wish my mom could have held me in for one more day. And I was like, I mean, you could have grabbed ahold of the walls and just stayed up there for a couple more hours. It'd have been fine. I was like, well, you know, hopefully, hopefully you get off a little bit early today and you can go enjoy your birthday. Have a couple beers.
Speaker: He's like, oh man, it's it's just another day. It's not that big a deal. I was like, well, happy birthday anyways. Yeah. And I told him, I say, you want me to buy a couple of beers from when you get off work? And he's like, no, I'm good. I'm good. He's like, well thanks for telling me happy birthday. That was kind of cool. I was like.
Speaker: You're my people. I love that speedway down there. You have beer and cigarettes. You're one of my best friends. If only you would deliver it to me. We can take our relationship one step further. There's the family that owns the beer store that I go to for my cigarettes in the morning. I literally, same time every day I show up, get my three liter of Coke
Speaker: and a pack of cigarettes and and dude sees me coming down the street and he's you can see him running around grabbing beer and cigarette or cigarettes, you know, get set it up for me and you know, I usually show up with exact change so he likes it. It's like the other morning, I went in there cuz they're back to being open. I went in there before work and uh I had to get some gas and I can't
Speaker: So the downfall is about the new job at OSU. OSU is a tobacco free campus. So I don't get a cigarette until the time from the time I get to work until the time I get off. So downfall, but a good thing, I'm not buying nearly as many cigarettes, but I went in there and got gas and got me a Pepsi and a pack of cigarettes. And the guy that was in there, he was like, the hell are you doing in here so early?
Speaker: And I was like, I'm going to work. And he was like, the fuck? I said, yeah, man, I just started a new job. And they're like, oh, that's fucking awesome. So then late that day on my way home, I stopped in there to grab a couple of two leaders and the couple of the lead, the manager, she was in there, one of the other girls and.
Speaker: One of the other guys, when I walked in, they're like, hey, congratulations on the new job. And I was like, what? You're the main topic of the day. By the way, you know that guy comes in here all the time to buy beer and cigarettes? Yeah, he got a new job. Oh, what's his name? The guy's doing the project. So they were like, hey, congratulations on the new job. And at first, I didn't really register because I didn't realize they were talking to me.
Speaker: right? And I was like, Oh, shit, me. And they're like, Yeah. Oh, yeah, cool. Thanks. You know, you know, I like that place. I've been going there for almost two years now. You know, I go there for everything, you know, gas, cigarettes, beer, the essentials. So I have the same, I have the same concept, the oxo I go to in the beer store I go to. And it's gonna be like that for a long time. So we bought the house. But, but like, that was the problem when, when we would change houses, the last house, it was we were at
Speaker: uh, five years at the same place. Uh, and you get used to going to the same place and they know you. And then when we moved, I was like, so I'm going to be in here every day. And they're like, yeah, okay, sure. I'm going to, I promise you. They're like, yeah, you're white. And I'm like, no, I'm going to be here every day. And every day I show up, I don't, I don't really conversate with the people who work there because, you know, Spanish, English. And I'm like, Oh, I just get it. I'm just
Speaker: There they come. Here they come. Sorry. Uh, TikTok notification. Oh, I posted that. Well, yeah, I did one, uh, that I do edited onto my page and told everybody to come and give us a follow. And they're, they're slowly, my main page is slowly starting to trickle over onto our page. Nice. So that's the nice thing about, you know, my cousin cracks me up.
Speaker: he will literally watch every one of my tech talks uh he's watched several episodes of the podcast and the reason why I know is because he he likes the post yeah but he never comments we can invite him in we can invite him in 400 times and he will never go on I don't know why cash comments
Speaker: Yeah. This kid, this kid kills me, man. Like outside of summer, he's probably our second biggest supporter. This kid like, he's like, Hey, you doing your podcast? I get that every day. Dad is today podcast. I think no, it's Monday. What the hell?
Speaker: Well, also, I also, I think a lot of it has to do that he wants to like last night he was like, you go on live tonight. And I was like, no, it's Friday, bro. And he was like, you should go live. And I was like, why are you going to go? Why should I go live? It's Friday, man. I suppose I'm tired, man. I've been up since four thirty and I forced and I forced myself to stay up a little late last night. Right.
Speaker: So I didn't wake up so early today. I wanted to sleep in and um, he's like, well, I want to go live with you. And I was like, ah, okay. That makes sense. So like tonight, he's like, you don't need a podcast out here in the living room. I was like, I said, I said, no, I'm going to try to do it with my bedroom. I was like, but you can't, you can't be on the podcast all the time, dude. And he was like, I know, but, but I think he, I can't, the only other time I can go live is during the day.
Speaker: And the problem with going live during the day, for me anyways, is nobody's on. Yeah, you'd be surprised. I mean, talk to all the people on apps that go live.
Speaker: 20 times a day every day. Yeah, but they have I go live like once every three months by myself And it's like I get on there and I'm on there like for 30 minutes. I'm like Nobody's on here. Nobody's commenting. I think I think what I'm gonna do When summer moves up here, I wanna I'm gonna I'm gonna create a podcast for the boys and
Speaker: They'll be like that kid on on YouTube who had like he's got like what 10 million followers and he's like Which is fine because when they make millions I make
Speaker: like, hey, I turned on the camera. You made 3 million this week. Oh, dad made a million and a half. You guys made a million and a half. Well, we get you guys a new toy. I'm going to go buy a new truck. And I know, you know, it's that day in age that we live in. Kids all want to
Speaker: They all want to become well, they see, they see, you know, I'm, I'm sure cash and, and he watches a FGTV, you know, they see those kids, they see those. Well, Parker, well, well, Parker, Parker is not, not allowed on YouTube or TikTok. Yeah. Some are blocked those from him because he don't know how to act.
Speaker: Ah, and he watches the idiots and then thinks he can do the same thing that the idiots do. So he got, uh, he got, uh, let's put Orbeez in the pool. Wait, what? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But, um, but you know, cash cash has his YouTubers that he really likes and he just watches them for entertainment. You know, he's not out here trying to do all the stupid challenges and stuff like that. Oh,
Speaker: my kids don't my kids don't try to do the challenges i mean they try to do they they they watch a lot of video game stuff and of course um right now everybody's talking squid game and and uh my which by the way summer summer watch that summer and parker both watch that uh and they they they really or she said it was actually really good and the only reason they started watching it was because i guess roadblocks that
Speaker: Game they've got squid games on there My my 30 ish Your 30 ish year old why soon to be wife plays roadblocks Roblox, I'm sorry not roadblocks Roblox Roblox, I don't know what the hell it is. Yeah, my kids. It's all my phone I don't know how I've never opened the app Yeah, yeah likely excuse like you motherfucker
Speaker: No, well, my kids just found out. Like the other day when you didn't attack my village in Coin Master? No, that was 100 % my kid. I didn't even know I had that game on my phone. The problem with my kids is they know how to use Google Apps. You were like, what the fuck? The Google Play. And they'll download something. You literally sent me a message like, dude, motherfucker. And I was like, hey, what the fuck are you talking about, dude? I was literally sending you a message going, I'm waiting for the punchline, because I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. And then you sent me a screenshot, and I was like,
Speaker: I was like, Kevin, what is this? He's like, oh, that's a game. I think I attacked Chris. I'm like, yeah. I just got hell for it. I thought we had a better relationship with that. My kids literally just figured out they could get free Minecraft on the PlayStation. So of course, they downloaded that. And they figured out how to download stuff, games and stuff on PlayStation.
Speaker: So, they're constantly searching for games. I'm like, dude, that game costs money. That game costs money. That game costs money. I was like, calm down. Oh, yeah. I had that conversation with Cash with his tablet and stuff. I was like, if it says install, then go ahead and install it. But if it has money there before you install it, then don't. But he's really good. He's actually really good about that. Anytime he wants a game, at least when he's here, he comes and asks me first. Right. You know, he doesn't. Apparently, my brother -in -law,
Speaker: when he was uh I see about five or six years ago he racked up a bill of like five hundred dollars because he was downloading anything he thought was okay yeah and they got the bill and they were like what the fuck he's like i know i i think i'm not 100 sure but i think uh parker did something similar to that uh then summer had to uh um
Speaker: get a hold of Apple support or whatever. And they, and they refunded the money back. Yeah. They reversed the charges and everything like that. But much like the ordered switches and pre -ordered a Nintendo or a PlayStation, a PlayStation five. Yeah. But with that, speaking, everything, everything we, we, we put
Speaker: We have every, we have a separate debit card for, um, and all that fun, all that prime. Cause on prime, there's, you'll see a movie of it and they're like, fuck, I want to watch it. And then you're like, fuck, I got to pay extra. No, I don't need to see it. Yeah. Well, and, and, and, and I had to put a lock on the X -Box for that same reason. We, we actually, we actually have a separate debit card that when we, when it's time to pay our internet or our Netflix, we'll put money on that card.
Speaker: and it automatically takes it right away. So we keep that card, we only keep like $2 on for that simple, just so it stays active. So the kids can't buy stuff. Yeah. Well, I had to do that with my Xbox. I put a lot code on it because one time, one of the first times Summer came up here, the boys got on there and I can't remember who was VBucks for Fortnite or the Roblox Bucks or whatever the hell it's called.
Speaker: Now, fortunately, I had just uploaded a gift card that I got on there, but unfortunately they use my damn gift card that I was going to use for a game. But, um, and I went on there to buy the game and it was, and my gift card wasn't on there and I got to looking. Yeah. And I got to, well, I got to looking at recent purchases and shit. And I was like, what the fuck? So I was like, yeah, we're going to log in now. Well, of course both of them said,
Speaker: I don't know. It wasn't me. It was like, it was we, I'm not blaming one. I'm, I know it was both of you. Right. So, you know, granted, I know, I know who instigated it, but I wasn't mad or anything like that. I know it's, it's horrible.
Speaker: inconvenience than a pissed off thing. It wasn't even that it was more of it was more of a I'm glad that that gift card was on there and you guys didn't just charge 50 bucks. Yeah, 50 bucks on off of my debit card. You know, I mean, so that's how I just do a lock on there. Now nobody can buy anything on it unless they put the passcode in first. But what's the password? Just a little bitch.
Speaker: You see it the next time. I smell bitch. Is Jeff capitalized or not capitalized, dad? Is it GEO or JEM? What the hell are you talking about? Go out there. Oh, yeah, that's right. Oh, yeah. That's not the password. That's not the password. I was just saying just a little bitch. That's all.
Speaker: Yeah. Summer and I are like in here in the bed. Parker comes running in. Dad, how do you spell Jeff? Two minutes, a couple minutes later. How do you spell little Parker comes in, Parker and Cash. How do you spell bitch? Summer's like, what the fuck are you doing? Are you guys commenting on somebody's email or YouTube channel again? Are you commenting on Jeff's TikTok again?
Speaker: Yeah, we told him that if Elon Musk had $7 billion and there's seven billion people in the planet, everybody could have a billion dollars to him. It literally comes up to like $12 per person or some shit like that.
Speaker: the fact that you put that to the fact that you put that much time and energy into making a video and then on top of it, no, no, I literally stitched it. I stitched it and went and like, you can barely see me because I'm literally outside smoking a cigarette walking around and I, you know, I have no light on or anything. And I'm just like, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm no mathematician. But you're wrong. But it's one of those.
Speaker: Why don't you refocus that time and energy into promoting our podcast? I've literally just gotten back onto social media in general, just because it's been so long that I'm slowly working my way back into social media. Slowly working my way back into social media. I'm waiting for people to ask me where the fuck I've been. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm like, well, well, speaking, speaking of, of all this money talk. Yeah. Good segue into a break and I've got the perfect song to go into a break about money. So we'll be right back here in just a few minutes. Hopefully you guys enjoy a little black top mojo. When we come back, we got more bullshit and conversation. And of course we got the what the fuck news.
Speaker: So no top 10 tonight. I do have a top 10. I just don't feel like doing it. It's actually a good one too, but maybe we'll do it. Maybe we won't. Who knows? We'll see. If not. Yeah. If not, fuck it. It's Saturday and Saturday night. We're usually just free balling it anyways.
Speaker: letting it roll until Jeff's wife yells at him and tells him he's not allowed to podcast anymore and then I just go live by myself and drink like a loser. But we will be right back after this song by Blacktop Mojo. It's actually off their new album too, I believe. So enjoy the little Blacktop Mojo. Come and lay your money down.
Speaker: What's the price for being alone? Which bank do you own? Did you shut when you were told? Is it worth it waiting? Is it worth it waiting?
Speaker: Do you do it for the love? Do you do it for the money? The poor guy up and the rich get lucky Cash is king and not a tester honey Do you do it for the love? Are you doing for the money?
Speaker: Do you do it for the love? Do you do it for the money? Before I die young and the way you love me Cash is key, another gesture honey Do you do it for the love? Are you doing for the money?
Speaker: If I'm in love, all you do is find the money
Speaker: Hell yeah. That song's growing on me so much. I love that fucking song. I love the new album, man. I do too. I've got to delete some shit off here. My favorite part is Wicked Woman. I love that fucking song. I know every one of us. I've watched the video and sung along with the lyrics so many times, it's ridiculous. Trust me. We don't want to go into detail what you do when you watch that video, but... No, no, no. I don't actually watch the music video. I watch the lyrics video.
Speaker: so you can sing along because I wanted to know the words. Yeah. The whole album is great. I actually got to delete some stuff so I can get a couple more songs because you're only allowed to have up to 20 videos and or pictures on HAPS.
Speaker: So I've got to delete a couple, uh, that way I can upload a few more videos, but I want to upload a couple more songs, um, off the new album because, uh, like I said, there's a lot of them that I like. So for those of you who don't know what we're talking about, or if you didn't catch the first opening of the show or the first time you're ever tuning in, uh, that was a black top mojo off the brand new album, the, uh,
Speaker: Unofficial yeah unofficial official friends of the show They just they just let us use their music on the show They're cool guys. Hopefully one day as we've talked about the past We'll have them on here, but go check them out on all social media YouTube Spotify go stream the absolute shit out of their music
Speaker: Anywhere you can stream music Especially the new album get that album climb in the fucking charts and if you do follow them on social media Let's go Brandon and put in black top mode with number one If you do follow him on social media if Jeff would shut the fuck up
Speaker: Sorry. Tell them that nonsensical nonsense sent you. Yeah. So Matt and the boys can go, who the fuck is nonsensical nonsense? But, uh, why, why you, why you're on the old social media, uh, checking shit out, go ahead and give us a like on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, uh, Tik TOK, YouTube, Twitch, HAPS, HAPS is our home base. So definitely follow us on HAPS and you can join into the chatters box when we go live every Wednesday and Saturday night.
Speaker: and uh you can also check out every episode of the podcast on uh what in the fuck are you doing dude you are in front of a camera jeff you're in front of a camera and everybody can see what you're doing you look oh no are you okay over there make sure i was charging yeah and then you were like doing some weird hand motions and uh oh no i was moving my my my okay i kick it and i'm always afraid i'm gonna
Speaker: the the
Speaker: We can see your little Dunlap camera, but, uh, yeah, check out every episode on Spotify and Spotify anchor, uh, Google, Google play and Apple podcast. You can do that for episode there. Go, go give us a follow. Go give us a like, go check out our post, give them a pound and
Speaker: and uh while you're there make sure you give us the double thumb and just the way jeff likes it no lube just ram it in there yell surprise and ram it in there and then uh if you do want to email us for whatever reason if you want to sponsor this dumpster fire if you want to if you want to put us on your if you want to put us on your internet radio network if you if you want to come on the show and be a guest and
Speaker: possibly given listed by Jeff where you can always email us at the email at the designated location. I'm waiting for you to stop talking.
Speaker: the second hour. So, you're just going and you can email us that and then the whole hour goes by and I finally get an email. The the destination, the dot com, the the location. I'm just going to drag it out as long as I could before you just like the old computer joke. I'll download you ones if you and
Speaker: Whoa, whoa, buddy. Easy there, killer. That's how I talk to the chicks that are computer nerds. I'm like, that's right. Maybe I'll download you, unzip you, and gigabyte you all night long. And that's why you're on the list. Yeah, pretty much. That's actually, unfortunately, it's not my joke. This is a guy, Greg Shoemaker. Of course he's the teacher.
Speaker: Unfortunately, the whole bit is seven minutes, so I can't put it on TikTok, but his stand -up routine, he does the love master. If you go onto Facebook and put in love master cometh, also on YouTube, funny fucking skit. He just does seven full minutes of, I'm the love master, baby.
Speaker: He starts off saying he can hold two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts Well, I can do that But mine are not donuts minor Let it die Jeffrey let it die Jeffrey Stop it fun. Just just just let it die. Let it die Don't laugh
Speaker: I seriously have not heard that joke. See? That is the true comedic genius that I am. 25 years? That is the true comedic genius that I am. I bring it back. Give them the old reach around. That's an old joke. My dad. My dad never read it. It was a construction joke.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Well, no, but my dad never graduated high school. And when he got his master's plumbers degree, somebody gave him a plaque. It was like a rolled up scroll, right? And it was called the Dickey -Doo diploma. Oh, yeah. And at the end of it, it said, the best thing about the Dickey -Doo diploma is it sticks out farther than your Dickey -Doo. And when you said the Dunlop joke, that's that.
Speaker: Popped in my head. Yeah, essentially essentially the the same comment the same joke, but you know That's what I do man, that's that's that's why I'm the hosting or not According to my wife. We're supposed to be starting the gym at the gym this week This week went by fast
Speaker: Did Juan tell her she looked fat? So now she needs to go to the gym. No, well, she's on. She's actually lost a shit ton of weight over the past couple of weeks. But on top of that, like she's constantly complaining about my gut, my Dunlap. So you should never you should never complain about your significant other. Oh, no, I know. I know. No matter what. But the thing is, when I met my wife, I had the six pack abs rock and I was, you know,
Speaker: I was. See, that's, that's, that's why I know I got a good woman and you don't because my woman loves me for this hot mess that I am and she fell in love with this. So, you know, if I decide to change it, then that's fine. After, after, uh, after going from.
Speaker: from what I looked like when I met my wife to what I look like now, she's like, yeah, I missed the skinny guy. I was like, yeah, the skinny guy's not around anymore because he's old. Yeah. See, that's, that's what I said.
Speaker: You're a woman, you're a woman. If you're ever buff in the first place, you don't have to worry about that. I get what you're saying. It's not, it's not a matter of if I am or if I'm not buff because even though I'm a big fella, I carry it quite nicely. So I look good. Yeah. Well, you're also a tall floor too. So, I mean, if you were my height in the same weight, you'd be as big as around as you were tall. Yeah. If I was sure, if I was three foot two and almost 300 pounds, yes.
Speaker: I would have not, no disrespect intended because I love this man. No disrespect on your, your weight. I'm just saying because you're tall guy. Yeah. I was going to say what I was going to say was no, no disrespect. I would look like Ralphie may or Gabriel. Ralphie may was a big dude.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. If I was, if I was your height at three foot two and 300 pounds, I would look like Ralphie. You'd look like Chris Farley. You'd look like Chris Farley if you were my height. Same way. Because probably made, probably made was like 400 pounds, dude. And he was not much taller. I think Farley carried his weight pretty well.
Speaker: Really? Well, yeah, but yeah. That's wicked shot. Sorry, I was watching Boondock Saints. They don't talk like that in Boondock Saints. They have Irish accents. No, the cop does. The cops do. Yeah, Farley was 5 '8". Really? Really? Yeah, but how much did Farley weigh when at his biggest?
Speaker: I think Ravi made way bigger, weighed more than Farley because Ravi made died. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Ravi made was definitely bigger than Farley. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You'd look more like Farley because you're not you're not a big guy and 300 pounds on on a five eight frame is not a shit ton. Well, I used to I used to I used to worry. Sure. Ravi made was over 400 pounds. Yeah, I used to work. I used to work with guys.
Speaker: when I worked my first go around with OSU, a couple of guys that I worked with, a couple of my buddies. They were both probably good six inches or so. Well, they were definitely, hey, Holland. Hey. They were a good six inches or more shorter than I was.
Speaker: But they were also close to 100 pounds lighter than I was. But they looked a lot bigger than I did. Right. Just because it was like mine kind of spreads out. So. Right. That's what I'm saying. With your height. Jeff, why'd you shave it all off, man? Holland wants to know why you shave it all off. Because despite what everybody thinks, I look good. I don't even believe that, so don't
Speaker: No, it all came down to boredom. Again, let it die, Jeff. And if we can go into the cup, just let it die. Give it a minute. Let it die. It's still kicking. Okay, anyways. Instead, we may continue.
Speaker: You look like a goddamn serial killer pedophile. And I mean that. I mean that. We can spot our own. I've never touched a child. Serial killer, yes, but. How many do you have to kill to be a serial killer? You know, I really don't know.
Speaker: As an avid listener and been a fan of American true crime and serial killers.
Speaker: they will label somebody a serial they will label somebody a serial killer and there's there's there's one podcast that I used to listen to and I stopped listening to them because they start the every show and they only killed one person well no they would start every they would start every show this week we're going to cover one of the most prolific and infamous serial killers in all of America
Speaker: It's like, didn't you just say that 25 the last 25 episodes? So but but I mean, I've heard people that have had like three kills labeled as a serial killer. So I guess it just depends on my. It's it depends on. Well, not the crime, obviously, if you're a serial killer, you're killing people. So so like if you do the same thing, look at you with the fancy words. Yeah, I watch a lot of cop shows. How long does you look like Adam Levine?
Speaker: I was going to ask if you guys have how if you guys. Because I knew I said that just a busy lot. My wife was gonna go to a costume party tonight. She said I'd like to. But she said, what should I go as? You know one thing that Joe Rogan has that you have that Joe Rogan doesn't have?
Speaker: I'm waiting for the punchline. You have Dunlap disease, and Rogan doesn't. No, he does not. That dude, I'll tell you what. I think Holland's in love with you, Jeff. I think she wants to have your sweet little garden gnome babies. She said you just need to bulk up and get more tats. She also asked if
Speaker: If how if Mexico has Halloween, like actual Halloween, not. Yeah. They have. What is it? They do a trick or treat. The idea of the Muertos. The other more close is tomorrow. Yeah, there it is. All right. First. It's either on the first or the 31st. My wife would know. I don't feel like hollering upstairs, but but depending on where you are.
Speaker: Depending on where you are, Dia de Muertos is more of a bigger deal in certain states of Mexico, where here it's just another day to drink. For instance, my neighbors are at the pool drinking now. But as trick or treat, it happens, but it's not as, like we do it, I think we're doing it tomorrow here in the complex.
Speaker: And there's some of the super rich neighborhoods. They, they do it real big, but they had, they didn't do it last year. We did it here, but they didn't do it last year because of reasons. Um, yeah, it happened. Need to mark those. I want to go to, to one of the really super religious places that really sell the base, the other windows and check it out because I've never done it. I think it's cool.
Speaker: But I don't get lazy. Don't worry, Holland. No Latino chick is going to be coming to kill you. If you took Jeff off of her hand, she'd be doing her a favor. She's like, you want me to pack a bag for him? The other thing is, Holland, you'd have to move to Ohio to steal him away. That way he'd be here. Yeah, there you go. Because I need him here. The podcast would go easier.
Speaker: Yeah, plus plus when you say dumb shit you can see my Jeff I need you to sit this exact spot right here. That's perfect. I Seriously think we'd pretty much do it the same way. I
Speaker: It would look remote, but we'd be in the same room. Yeah, it would look remote until the first time you say something incredibly stupid. It would literally just span both cameras. It would look remote until you say something incredibly stupid and I throw a beer can at you and everybody's like, how the hell did you do that? We're mad.
Speaker: I got an arm on me for days, I tell you what, I should be playing in the NFL. No delay. It's like a fucking bullet. I got a silver bullet for you. Two seconds. That's impressive as shit. We need to find out.
Speaker: Oh, my, uh, my, uh, my oldest, my oldest daughter and cash because you went back to her mom's tonight. Uh, but, uh, they watched the original, um, the original Halloween tonight. Oh yeah. And, uh, and as soon as it was over, like as soon as it was over like me, they were like, really?
Speaker: No, actually she liked it. No, but Austin was like, if Michael Myers and Jamie Lee Curtis, our brother and sister in the movie, why doesn't she have the same name as him? And I was like, well, just look it up or just wait. Were they brothers? Yeah, they were. Yeah. They're a brother and sister.
Speaker: After Michael went away to the psychiatric hospital, their parents were killed in a car accident. And to protect her and hide her identity, they said that she died in the car accident as well. And then they gave her the name Laurie Strode. So I told her to just look it up. It wasn't explained. No, it is. It is. It might have. I just second. Yeah. Later on, later on in the series, it's explained.
Speaker: But, uh, okay. So like literally after the movie was over, I was like, Austin, go downstairs and check the clothes in the dryer because they're down in the basement for whatever reason. Now, all of a sudden the kids are afraid to go to the basement when it starts. And she was like, are you serious? And I was like, yep. So when she goes to leave, she's like, did you lock the door? And I'm like, yeah, I always locked the door.
Speaker: She's like, oh, OK, because the door was locked. And then she came back and she was like, did you lock the screen door? And I was like, yeah, I like the screen door because I had the door open earlier. She's like, oh, OK. I just want to make sure somebody else did. Yeah. You think a serial killer is going to lock our door so they don't get it? The brother that supposedly killed you. Yeah, he locked the door, you know, from the inside so he couldn't get it because that's what serial killers do.
Speaker: So my, I have this, I have to stop a serial killer by locking the door. I have this mask that I've had for years and I love it because it's by far one of the creepiest mask I've ever or scariest mask. You can't rewind it, Holland. Well, you might be able to on, on, on the, on the, on Facebook, but on here you can't, it's live. You can't rewind it or fast forward it until we end it.
Speaker: But I was gonna, I got my phone out and I was like, I was gonna, I started making a video and I was like, somebody decided to watch Halloween tonight, the original, and then I made her go to the basement. I was gonna set my phone up and then I was gonna hide in the bathroom. So when she came in, I was gonna scare the shit out of her and get it recorded. But you see, dude, this child don't do nothing fast. None of my kids do anything fast when I ask them to do a chore or something like that. Your battery's coming while you're waiting for her. It's a three hour video. No, no, no, no.
Speaker: She, no, this time she ran down the stairs, turned the, I didn't even think she opened the dryer. She just turned it on. And I heard her running up the stairs outside. So literally all I could do is hide in the bathroom and I just put the mask on my hand. And when she came in, because I shut the door and I shut the door and she's like, she came in and she was like, who the hell shuts the door when I went down to the basement? And then she came on the kitchen into the hallway. I stuck that mask out.
Speaker: in the hallway. I have to go check my phone. Yeah, she was like, oh, fuck that. You're an asshole. I was like, gosh, I never heard a tagline on the ground laughing. She never does anything bad.
Speaker: Yeah, she never does anything fast. And then tonight she decides to be fast. And it's like, really? What the? I was going to get her. Yeah, I was going to get her so good, too. Because that's what I do. I love to. I love scared the shit out of my kids because we watch scary movies all the time. Last year, we were all sitting on the couch. We were watching a scary movie. And of course, I got, you know, we watch a movie. It's a scary movie. The lights got to be out. We were all sitting on the couch, pulled my phone out.
Speaker: Turned my phone, turned and recorded it, scanned the living room, showed them we were all sitting on the couch. We were all watching a movie. They were all three into it. I was just like, yeah. Just kind of, just for no reason. And all three of them came up off the couch. Holland, you can rewind the show. You just got to go to Facebook.
Speaker: or on YouTube. It's just like, and you can't call in. Well, sorry. We're not fancy like Kevin. Maybe if we spent studio, go into Kevin's studio and steal the equipment, give it to Chris and then we'll be able to take calls. Yeah. We're going to invite people in, but it's got to be played. It's scheduled.
Speaker: I mean, maybe if we took maybe if we did a three hour show, which two and a half hours were breaks. And then we spent the other half hour babbling on about the same conspiracy theories every day, then we could take college, but we're just not that cool yet. We can invite people in all day long. Yeah.
Speaker: We choose not as long as you're following as long as you're following us on Haps, which I mean, we've done. We've had we've had. Rock Lee was in here. We're actually just posted. We're actually just posted a new song that we'll put on our Facebook page. A rap one that he did. Oh, the rap one. I didn't see that. Yeah, he did it on TikTok. We had Rob Durham on here as a special guest, a comedian, high school teacher and amateur.
Speaker: Mixologist author of five books gonna be sick soon. Do you who needs to add another night? Hey y 'all and I seem to subscribe to her so I'll subscribe back to you. I do I do in all honesty not tonight But um, I got you I do want to bring Holland on sometime because I know you've talked about on Kevin's show and I hope you don't mind me saying it hauling grew up in a cult and
Speaker: like a real life cult. I don't think she grew up when she was younger. So I would like to get her on here.
Speaker: and talk to her about it because, yeah, because I know she's brought it up a few times, but Kevin, much like you, he never shuts the fuck up and allows her to talk. Of course, then I call in and tell her that women need to be in the kitchen making sandwiches and fetching us beer and that she should shut the hell up. But I only did that jokingly. But I do, I do want to get her on here at some point and all of you and I can talk about it and kind of talk about that. Plus she's, plus she's lived like all over the fucking world, dude.
Speaker: So yeah, it'd be kind of cool to bring her on her and let her let her tell Holland's story. So because I get what little bits that I've caught when I listened to Kevin's Kevin show, it's just like, that's actually kind of cool. I wish Kevin would shut the fuck up another talk. You literally have somebody interesting sitting right next to you. Shut the fuck up. First time that's ever happened on TK.
Speaker: whatever T. K. H. S. Yeah, somebody interesting 13. Oh, yeah. She's lived in 13 countries. She's been married 47 times. She has she has 322 kids.
Speaker: I don't know about those last two stats being factual, Facebook might fact check me. I was going to say, let's fact check that. I'm actually contemplating getting the second meeting. Well, don't put it all out there yet, Hollow, and we'll bring you in on the show. Hey, no call or no show to Kevin Hawley one Wednesday night. We'll bring you on. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker: Just don't show up. Sorry, I gotta do a podcast. Yeah, this one. Oh, no, not that one. Kevin will be like, I'm hosting the show solo tonight, so let's go. I don't know where Holland is as I tag him in our live. Four husbands, four kids, and two grandkids. What? What?
Speaker: I want to go in your nose. I don't know. Well, get another one. Get a needle. Is it in your nose? Yeah. Shove it through. Grand Barrett. Where's the where's the end? I think they're the ones who got me. There isn't an end. Huh? There isn't an end. There isn't an end. They just go in there. Yeah, they just go in there. They're they literally have like a the most microscopic little ball on the end that literally goes through the whole
Speaker: well I don't know try to force it yeah just try to get it in there and see what you can do I don't know anything about those piercings just shove it through as a former person that did piercings tell her she's nested or a needle put a needle into the verse it might have closed up when was the last time she had a nose right in she she has it in all the time
Speaker: So there's no way it's closed up. Oh, OK. You just got to shut the throat. Yeah, it's in. Just push it through. It might not be 100 % straight. So when you're trying to get it in there, you just got to kind of kind of. That sometimes happens, too. It might have gone in there. My ear might want to, I can't remember, maybe one or two of the holes in my ears were like that. So I had to, even now, my holes haven't closed up in my ears. I could put an earring in them now. I just got to kind of push it through. Mine haven't closed up either.
Speaker: I haven't worn earrings in years and I can still. I can put a cigarette in my ear. That's disgusting. Yeah. Well, I used to have a double zero in my head. That's, I don't know what that means, but the games years. I mean, I can pull my whole figure, my whole finger. What? You only do that once. Did you really not show up and go on another podcast? I didn't money.
Speaker: But, um, anywho, enough, enough, enough bullshit, enough chit chat. Yeah. Skip to the news. I don't have many stories because there's just not much going on. Summer did send me one that, that, uh, made me laugh. Made me laugh a little bit.
Speaker: Listen to this. Listen to this. Okay, listen. Alright. How you doing? Yes. News action for you. I don't know if we'll need Bob tonight. Yeah, we might need Bob. Go ahead and fire a nonsensical nonsense one and number two. Alright. Where are we going?
Speaker: Well, we're not going anywhere right now. We're just going to hang out, listen to this story. I mean, I guess we can go down to Chattanooga. I can go get a quickie and place my beard while we're down there. Yeah. I don't think the story comes from Chattanooga. It just came from Chattanooga news. Supposedly a Kellogg's customer files a $5 million lawsuit alleging that Pop Tarts don't have enough strawberries. I think I heard this.
Speaker: Yeah. The lawsuit indicates that Kellogg's only promotes the product strawberry content in its labeling and marketing, such as it, such as on its website. No one would mistake Kellogg pop tarts for a bowl of fruit, obviously, because it's not real strawberries in pop. No, it's like apples and pears and shit. It's not anything. It's a fucking strawberry flavored gelatin. Yeah. But, um,
Speaker: They are an indulgent treat loaded with sugar and processed ingredients, but the lawsuit claims that Pop -Tarts are masquerading as a health food. Never once in my 40 years on this planet.
Speaker: or I guess we'll say 34 years on this planet, where I can get back at Pop -Tarts. Have I ever considered Pop -Tarts to be healthy? Healthy, yeah, no. I don't need them. I've never been like, who is a healthy snack? No. Yeah, a class action lawsuit followed by Illinois residents, Anita Harris, Karen, AKA Karen Harris,
Speaker: In August, Allegiance, the brand's marketing is misleading because they give people the impression the fruit filling contains a greater relative and absolute amount of strawberries than it does. The lawsuit also focuses on the health benefits that come from strawberries citing a WebMD description. I have to be right back. I have to run. Oh my God. I know it's terrible.
Speaker: It's not like we're in the middle of a podcast or anything and your wife is perfectly fucking capable of going to the goddamn store herself. God, his wife is worthless. Anyways, you should never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, go to WebMD for medical advice. Just so you know. But anyways,
Speaker: WebMD description that strawberries protect your heart, increase your HDL, good cholesterol, lower your blood pressure and guard against cancer.
Speaker: lawsuit seeks at least five million dollars. Harris also alleges the product's name Frosted Strawberry Toaster Pastries is a false misleading and deceptive because the pop -tart filling contains a relatively significant amount of non -strawberry fruit including pears and apples. The plaintiff said she wanted more than a strawberry taste
Speaker: which she nevertheless failed to receive due to a relatively greater amount of pears and apples, according to the lawsuit. The lawsuit indicates that Kellogg's only promotes the product strawberries content on its label and marketing, such as on its website. Kellogg's did not respond to CNN business requests for comment.
Speaker: According to the products ingredients list pop -tarts contains 2 % or less of wheat starch salt dried tomato or dried strawberries not tomatoes dried pears and dried apples and 2 % or less of other ingredients including citric acid gelatin modified wheat starch yellow and corn flour caramel colored palm oil some word I can't pronounce corn starch and turmeric extract extract extract color say
Speaker: Uh, red 40 yellow blue or yellow six blue one and added color. Um, Harris complaint contrast Kellogg's pop tarts marketing unfavorable with more frosted strawberry toaster pastries from companies, including Walmart's great by Brandon dollar trees, uh, Clover value brand. Both of these companies, the lawsuit states use the phrase naturally and artificially favor. So basically just because of a couple,
Speaker: fuck is wrong with people today in all honesty you're gonna sue a company that you know goddamn well there there are not real strawberries or real fruit in any pop tarts so because they didn't say strawberry flavoring you're gonna you're gonna fucking sue them and go after them for i i hope she ends up in the bottom of a swamp somewhere
Speaker: I never wished death upon anybody, but I hope this dumb bitch ends up in a swap somewhere because she is not contributing to society in any way, shape and or form. And at the end of the day, we are all much better off without her and people like her. And if that makes me a horrible human being, then I will be a horrible human being because that's just how it is.
Speaker: Oh, I just lost my page. There we go. There we go. I was deleted that because it was bothering me listening to it. And I'm already annoyed because my coach just leaves in the middle of a show as if we're not doing anything. I like we're hosting a show or anything.
Speaker: Let's, let's all hop onto a nonsensical nonsense. Number one, sup pretty girl. Let's, uh, let's take a flight out to Los Angeles. All right. Where are we going? LA. Going to LA. You sure you don't have anything else to do? Use your wife and help wiping her ass. Do you need to make her a bottle? You need to change your diaper because clearly she's a child and can't do anything on her own.
Speaker: We're just hitting here doing a show and yeah. My thoughts exactly. Maybe she's gonna, she's gonna got one or Frenchie to do it for. God, he's like a mole rat. We have a whole other set of problems right now. Yeah.
Speaker: Let's fly off to Los Angeles. Where dozens of men to take him to the streets of Los Angeles. Coke was really cool. What for, for, for, for, we're going to, we're going to go off to Los Angeles where dozens of men have taken to the streets. It's raining man. Oh, sorry. Not like that, sir. We should be in Los Angeles right now.
Speaker: Oh, sorry. That was San Francisco. They've taken to the streets for the for the small dog March. What? In the stigma surrounding men with men with small penises. Oh, that's where that's where I had to go. That's where I was. I didn't go to the store. I had to go to March. Great.
Speaker: The, uh, the event took, oh, I hate this. This website's pissing me off. Uh, the event took place in Los Angeles last weekend and was organized by YouTubers, Chad and JT just fucking summer said it's raining dicks on your wife.
Speaker: You're not wrong. Chat and JT in a bid to end the stigma surrounding small penises. The organizers wrote on Twitter, some people are embarrassed to show up. If you have a small dong, the truth will come out. So own that truth. Activists assembled in the area early last Saturday morning, although the length and girth of the march wasn't publicized online.
Speaker: participants uh paraded through the streets of LA as a brandished eye -catching play cards and chanting in unison one marcher sign said all dumbs are created equal meanwhile some demonstrators meanwhile some demonstrators insisted that they were simply attending the march as allies and claimed that they were actually well endowed well that there so you are exactly right
Speaker: That's just bullshit. Cause if I was there, let me see it. Yeah, that's right. Any man who feels the need to say, I have a big dick, I have a huge cock or says anything along those lines is a certified fucking liar.
Speaker: I don't care who you are. You can't prove it. Not that I want to see your dick. But if you can't prove that you got a fucking log in your pants, you can't say it. I know I don't have a log, so I can't say it. Yeah. Yeah, that's so that I know I'm just here to sport. Yeah, sure you are, buddy. I'm not wearing an SDM shirt, right?
Speaker: I see you. I see you. I see you showed up in your big ass lifted truck with the South Carolina squat there and uh yeah well we all know what that means. It's not because you're hauling your dick. It's because you're stupid. Yeah that big old truck now you bought it for you didn't you? You little dick bitch. Well from small dicks
Speaker: I got in trouble for that the other night. Throwing a hot dog down the hallway. No, Summer and I were going back and forth and roasting each other on the phone, picking on each other. She was like, oh yeah, you got a small dick. I said, you ever think you just have a huge vagina?
Speaker: I didn't mean it. I thought we were just busting each other's balls, even though I meant that she, I know she meant that I have a small dick because I do, but I thought we were just busting each other. It's gonna be able to take it just as well as you can give it. Can't take it. Can't take the heat. I was only joking. I did not mean, I did not mean it at all. She has very, very delicious, I mean, nice vagina.
Speaker: But anyways, from small penis marches in San Francisco, let's fly on out to Europe, where the rare penis plant blooms in Europe for only the third time. Now, I also think that, I don't know if this is the same as the, I think it's called the Death Point. A lot of dicks, a lot of dicks.
Speaker: A rare fowl -smelling penis plant has bloomed in Europe for only the third time in history. Why is it going to stink? The plant, the plant known to botanist as the, armor foal, phallus. Whoa, where did it go?
Speaker: it's too small decus silve is known as the penis plant due to its phallic appearance it is that's what okay it's the same flower okay okay uh it is also known as the corpse flower because of its foul foul odour it produces when it flowers that's how it's spelled man oh oh d o u r i know how would you spell it how
Speaker: I don't know. Odor is spelled O -D -O -R. Oh, this is spelled O -D -O -U -R. So how would you say that? Would you not say O -D -O -R? Yeah. Don't laugh at me. I said it correctly, asshole. Oh, I thought you were trying to be smart. No. I was reading it. Because I can read. I'm like some people on this podcast. Yeah. I mean, I can read. I won't say who on this podcast can't read.
Speaker: That's like two guys are in an elevator. One part, both of them know who did it. It was me. Yeah, but it's also known as a coarse flower because of its foul odeier. It produces when it flowers. A botanist described the smell as like... I love that they described it this way. Describe the smell.
Speaker: Like roadkill, or a barnyard, or a dirty diaper, very strong. So what your dick smells like when you take it into somebody's ass is what it smells like. Well, bad, or if you have a shower in a couple of days and you go to the gym, you know. Yeah, same difference. The revolting pod has a positive effect, however, as it attracts flies and other insects, which then go on to pollinate other penis plants
Speaker: Apparently not doing a very good job. It's only blossomed three times a lifetime Well, that's just how the flower is. It's one of those rare flowers that only blooms once every Okay, hi So it wasn't just like there's like the last one. It's it's literally there's a bunch of them, but yeah, that's just like 50 years or something shit like that
Speaker: It's probably more than that. But the plant is usually found at Indonesia, the Indonesian island of Java. But one has recently bloomed in a garden in the Netherlands, the University of Leibn's Botanical Gardens posted on Instagram. At long last, our penis plant has opened up fully. It is. Penis is open for public, baby.
Speaker: And so is it sit. So, yeah, you got the small penises in Los Angeles to the penis plant and Europe. That's like that. That I don't remember. I don't know if you remember the the Dennis the Menace movie with Walter Mathau, Christopher Lloyd and the kid. Yeah. But yeah, Walter Mathau's character playing Mr. Wilson had that plan that only blooms once every 50 years for
Speaker: 30 seconds and they end up missing it. That's what I think of when you say it only blooms once every like so often. Yeah, well, it's exactly what it is. I don't know how often. I don't know how often said plant blooms or anything like that. I don't I don't. It's just well, if it's only if they've only had one I think it's the one in quote unquote
Speaker: in in a garden or captivity so to speak as bloom once I mean I'm sure the ones in wild you know let's let's let's jungle somewhere probably awesome let's just google like that shit how often does you're gonna get a bunch of picture big black cocks I really hope not this is not what I want to google
Speaker: to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do let's see here to do it. It's all the same story. There's a penis pamphlet in the Netherlands Garden. Yeah, I think that's the problem when you look up a story like that. They don't they don't. So so the main story of the blossoming is the only story you can find.
Speaker: Yeah, let's see here. Let's look up the scientific. Well, it says that the one in the, in the one that just bloomed, it was the first time in 25 years. Okay. So at least one, obviously, obviously if it's bloomed three times in his lifespan and it's been 25 years, that plant has a pretty, pretty, pretty long life. Yeah.
Speaker: Is it not? So did they say it's the same one that bloomed three times or? Well, yeah, they said it was the third time in his life. Okay. So you say that plant's easily 75 years old. Yeah. So, so yeah, again, like I said, it sounds like the plant will actually last for quite a while. So yeah. That's impressive though. I mean, I can't, I can barely keep my grass alive, let alone.
Speaker: a plant for twenty five years the and the fact that it's shaped like a penis tonight one i would lily put on my front yard just fuck with my neighbors i think i'd be a funny like i am twenty five years boys you'll see a big ol' cock oh
Speaker: I'm so glad I didn't run to go to the store. I'm gonna blank stare here because I ran out of shit to say. I hurt my arm today and I don't know why.
Speaker: all I heard was you just randomly start laughing and I was like, Oh, Jeff, yeah. Well, no, I was, I, I, I wonder if I could get one of those plants because I want to plant my front with my neighbors like, Oh yeah. And boys in 25 years, that thing's going to be a big old cock. Well, it's not,
Speaker: it's not it's not I don't know it's just because it it looks like that's my cock plant I would literally I don't think it actually you know I actually you're drawing tomatoes and corn you're like yeah that's my corn over there is my tomatoes and that's my cock plant like wait what yeah it doesn't it doesn't really look like a penis it's just a long
Speaker: uh cylindrical uh shaft basically okay so it's basically like um cat tails in a pond yeah but it's bigger and thicker oh okay yeah but like i said short short short news day not much for that but it was a bit racist nothing uh nothing not much going on in news there's some crazy lady that
Speaker: The police told her she couldn't she couldn't wear a particular costume. For Halloween in protest of. Some building that's going up in their area. Because if she if she wore it, it was illegal because it was a protest and she didn't have the proper. Permits and I didn't know you had to get a permit to protest. I can't leave you apparently, which is which is kind of dumb.
Speaker: when you think about it, because it's literally protest, but oh wait, before we do this, let's go get this paper signed by the people we're protesting. I don't know, Friday on campus, there was a bunch of kids protesting something, I don't know. Me and the guy I was working with, I was like, we should go join and protest against whatever they're protesting. And he was like, yeah, we probably shouldn't do that. I'm like, I know it'll be fun. He's like, I know it'll be fun, but.
Speaker: I think I think I would I would literally do that just to piss people off like I whatever the opposite you say I'm Yeah, we're protesting me we're protesting the slaughter of puppies in the streets
Speaker: I don't know. I don't even know what's going on at this point. I'm just protesting. I'm just saying whatever the opposite you guys are saying. I am protesting you because you annoy me. Well, it's like I can't remember the name of the church, but that one church that's always protesting Hollywood shit.
Speaker: Oh, are you talking about the psychopaths that are like always telling the they they show up LGBT that they're going to hell and what is that the West West Baptist Church or something West West. Yeah, something West something that those those those people are psychopaths. I would be well, apparently a branch of them were protesting Dogma when it came out or maybe it wasn't that but it was like
Speaker: Uh, but protesters were protesting dogma and Kevin, his buddy's like, dude, you want to go to the protest? And they're like, uh, Kevin, it's your movies. I can't help it. It'd be funny. His buddy actually got interviewed by the news. He's like, uh, this movie.
Speaker: And they're like, and what's your name serving? He goes, Kevin Smith. So on the news that night was his buddy and it said, Kevin Smith protesting, Kevin Smith. That's awesome. I don't know how to go. I think if I was that guy, they were like, so what do you hear protesting? I don't know.
Speaker: I just seen a crowd of people so I grabbed a cooler beer and thought it was a party. I really think the only reason most guys show up protest is like there's gonna be chicks there. Oh, fuck it. Let's go. Yeah. But I mean, we've all seen the protest videos. I mean, generally the chicks that are there as of late, not as of late. I'm talking about like, um, like,
Speaker: I'm trying to think of an example, but it's really hard to come up with one. If somebody was protesting in a movie, and you're like, Jeff, we got to go. I'm like, why? There's chicks there. Well, let's go. Get in the fucking car. Whose car are we taking? What do we mean more? There's bound to be at least one hot one there. I got my sign in the back somewhere. We'll make one on the way. Stop and get some poster board.
Speaker: they're bound to be at least one hot chick there amongst the sea of manatees and it's my own George, George Carlin, George Carlin said a joke once that always makes me laugh. Every time I say protesters, it's like, why I don't know if it's actually George Carlin, but he's like, why is it, uh, why is it the chicks that are always at
Speaker: I can't remember what he said. It was like, why is the chicks that are always, uh, super feminist, protesting feminism? Why are there the ones you don't want to fuck? Yeah, you got a good point. You're not wrong there, George. I can't remember the exact context of it, but it always pops up in my head when I see protesters. Well, as I have said a million times. Oh, you know, I remember what the protest that I'm talking about.
Speaker: Do you remember a couple of years ago, and this is like maybe five, six years ago, the free the nipple movement? Oh, absolutely. Miley was a big supporter. There was, there was no way those guys gave a shit. They were like, well, whatever, we're going to go see some tits. You know what? I don't, I don't really understand what it was about, but I'm a hundred percent. It was literally, it was literally, but that it was
Speaker: Girls freedom to actually go around topless. I'm like, hey, I'm all for that. Go for it. I remember. I remember Miley Cyrus was a big was a big supporter of that. And she was posting a bunch of stuff on not that Miley Cyrus is hot or anything like that. I'm just saying I remember because she was put to find her oddly attractive. I don't really find her attractive, but I bet I love listening to her sing. She's got an absolutely amazing voice. She can. She can sing her.
Speaker: Well, she sounds like a brain dead chimp when she talks. No, no, no, no. Like there's a difference between Miley Cyrus of Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus now because she sang so much and she smoked for a while. Well, she's got a deep voice. When she talks, she's got this deep voice and you're like, whoa. But I know I do. I don't find her attractive today. What's going on? I find her oddly, I find her more attractive now than I did when she was
Speaker: but with long hair. I don't find her attractive in any way, shape, or form, but she does. She has a beautiful voice. She's an incredible singer. I love listening to her sing. So she's kind of one of the three songs.
Speaker: Um, you know, she, she did, she did an album of Metallica songs, I think. She sings the shit out of some Dolly Parton songs. She did, uh, uh, what's it called? Uh, nothing. I think it was nothing else matters live on Harold Stern. And I saw it on YouTube and I was like this, and it was brilliant. I was seriously impressed. What's going on, Brian? I was talking about you earlier in the show. Yeah.
Speaker: You need to get you some insoles. I was going to try to make your fantasy broadcast, and then I had to go pick up my kids last Sunday. So maybe if you do it again tomorrow, I'll jump in there with you. No, he was in your talk. Being the fact that I am 7 and I'm about to go 8, knowing fantasy football, and you know.
Speaker: basically fantasy football guru dude i ate shit speaking to being a fantasy football guru i ate absolutely not that you understand anything that i'm about to say thursday night for the thursday night football game was the arizona cardinals and the green bay packers okay i know who those arizona was going into the joint
Speaker: Yes. Well, Arizona is a baseball team in Green Bay. The Green Bay Packers are a hockey team. They play against Arizona. Arizona was going shut up summer. Are you serious right now? Yeah, I said summer. One me. She didn't Michigan moves today. I'm glad your feet hurt. Oh, yes, Michigan lost today. Yes, because the refs are some shady sons of bitches.
Speaker: Well, you know what they say, you know what they say, you can't win them all. Well, and that's, that's, that's what, uh, Oh, damn. But, um, well, Michigan did lose today, but being a Michigan fan and knowing John Hart or Jim Harbaugh, like, like I have watched him in the last six years, you're like, knowing him like he's my best buddy. Jim Harbaugh has a.
Speaker: fantastic record in Michigan, as far as winning wins and losses. But when it comes down to winning important games, much like today, Michigan was undefeated, Michigan State was undefeated, both top 10 school teams had not only playoff implications, but also big 10 championship implications. And Jim Harbaugh shits the bed. Cause that's what Jim Harbaugh does. That comes down to a, it's gotta be like a nerve thing.
Speaker: Yeah. So, um, I expected them to lose today. I expect them to lose to Ohio state and I expect them to lose in the bowl game. So that's just, it is what it is. But anyways, yeah. Uh, anyways, uh, Thursday night, I do my draft Kings every Monday. Uh, I do the Sunday draft Kings and I do a Sunday night draft King for Sunday night game. And then I do a Thursday night draft Kings, whatever. Well, this Thursday night, the Cardinals were playing the Packers.
Speaker: Packers don't have any receivers. Their starting receivers are all out. Injuries on the defense, their defense is busted up. Oh shit, Nebraska's kind of shit. Oh, anyways.
Speaker: So, so I lean, I lean a little, I lean a little heavy. You can't see the comments. Sorry. Brian said the Nebraska lost to Purdue today. Uh, so, so I went a little heavy on, on Arizona. I had Tyler Murray, their quarterback. I had D Hopkins. Um, I Christian Kirk, I had, uh, they're running back James Connor who's been killing it. And then as far as green Bay, when I had, um, uh,
Speaker: Aaron Jones, which is green Bay's running back. And I had somebody else. I can't remember who it was. Whatever. And Arizona completely shit the bed and did not play for shit. Dude. I a absolute.
Speaker: For the first time for the first time all season on dragons I Absolutely dog shit. I was like what the fuck is good
Speaker: Meanwhile, one of the guys at work, he asked me for help on his fantasy team. I think he's three and four or something like that. And I'm like, yeah, I can help you. We'll get you some dubs. So I'm telling him, I'm telling him Friday at work about draft kicks. And he was like,
Speaker: I don't think I want your help. Give me your fantasy. Let me see what's going on here. Let me see what's going on here. Let me help you out here. I'm telling you, if I could get you as interested into the stock market as you are into sports, if I could break it down into a understanding of the way you understand fantasy football.
Speaker: we would both be billionaires in like six weeks. We could be billionaires if you just go to the sports book. Yeah. Because it's very rare. I'm contemplating. Yeah, I would have gotten my ass handed to me. Well, on Thursday, yeah. Well, I'm not at my bed on lunch today. Yeah, I would have fixed it. No, I picked Green Bay to win. Oh, OK.
Speaker: Yeah, I still had Green Bay to win, even though they were missing everybody. But I still picked Green Bay to win because they still had Aaron Rodgers. I could have picked a much better lineup, but that's beside the point. And I don't want to sit here. I don't want to sit here and work it all down. Limited understanding of it.
Speaker: my limited understanding, it still comes down to one simple thing can fuck up the entire game. Because I used to have a tape, it was something I wanted, but it was a sports
Speaker: tape about slumps. Like, you know, you get in a slump and you can't hit them all and save your life. And yeah, the yips and shit like that. And literally the littlest thing, like if you really wanted to fuck with somebody, you know, on a sports team and it literally says you shouldn't do it. But which, which I was like, fuck that. That would be the first thing I would do if I was a coach is like, if you go to somebody like, Hey, uh,
Speaker: What's this LeBron? If you go to LeBron, you go LeBron, you know, I noticed every time you go up to the free flow, you bounce three times, check the ball, then bounce three times and then shoot. And then just walk away. And that dude won't be able to hit three for like three months. Because he'll be like, okay, I gotta bounce it three times. And it really makes you start thinking.
Speaker: And, uh, well, you, you do things, you do things subconsciously. You don't realize that you're doing them. And then, and then when somebody points out, you're like, fuck, okay. Why is it working? You know? Yeah. And then, and then, and that doesn't even apply.
Speaker: This is very true. It doesn't apply in sports. The only thing I know about sports is Shaq can't hit a free throw to save his life. Yeah. It applies in real life in general. I mean, there's things that we all do in real life subconsciously. And then as soon as somebody points it out, then you start thinking about it and you're like, yeah, what the fuck? Well, I mean, I used to drag race down here and somebody pointed something out to me and I started going, fuck, I got to do that. And then, you know, I got you, Brian.
Speaker: I'll hit you up tomorrow. I'll try to enjoy that fantasy show tomorrow. I don't have anything going on in the morning outside of watching NFL game day, which is what I do on Sundays. That's just in life in general. I've had people point things out to me. The best example of the yips and the slumps and stuff like that.
Speaker: is then the movie Tin Cup, which is one of my favorite movies of all time, because A, it's Cheech Marin, and then, of course, the great one. What's his name? Kevin Costner. Thank you. He got to watch that movie all the way through. You've never seen it all the way through? No, I just get bored. Cheech Marin is the unsung hero of every movie he's in.
Speaker: That dude is so funny. Well, he was good in that show with... Nash Bridges. Don Johnson. Yeah, Nash Bridges. That was the only reason I watched it. Yeah, we had this conversation in the chat Wednesday night on Kevin's show because the chat was more entertaining than Kevin's show Wednesday night. We started talking about the Evil Dead movies.
Speaker: and Bruce Campbell and how great Bruce Campbell is and this, that and the other thing. And somebody made the comment. The problem I have with Bruce Campbell, and it's not a problem, but you couldn't put Bruce Campbell and Brad Pitt in the same movie. Cause the whole movie people were going, why is Bruce Campbell in this movie? Well, and that's what we were talking about. The only reason anybody ever watched that show burn notice was because Bruce Campbell was in it. It was a good show, but
Speaker: It was a decent show, but Bruce Campbell was Bruce Campbell in the show. So it was awesome. So it's kind of where Cheech Marin falls into. Yeah, exactly. If I see Cheech moving in, you're like, fuck. Because he was in Desperado. Yeah, he was in Desperado. He's in Dust Hill Dawn.
Speaker: Yeah, of course. All the Cheech and Chong movies. Uh, but that he just brought, uh, teach it from that stuff. I didn't need a minute, but he made it that much better because he's, he's Cheech marrying and everything he does, much like Bruce Campbell is Bruce Campbell in everything he does. You know what I mean? It's got its own little ball of brilliance. Yeah. They just turned it, you know,
Speaker: Well, no, that's not a very accurate statement. What's that? Because I was going to say it's like you just turn it on the camera, but you just you just suck in general. So are you trying to give me a compliment and saying that that me just turning on the camera, I become brilliant. Are you? I was going to. But then I remember that you suck. So I did like that. I remember. I remember the guy who who just
Speaker: about a half hour ago just left in the middle of the podcast so yeah that's part of my charm i'm houdini you didn't even know but i mean but but it's it's it's uh somebody else's like that um there's somebody else that i can't remember who it is steve breshemi's like that breshemi's like that yes
Speaker: Yeah, because he's Buscemi in every movie. Yeah. And everything he does. I mean, you want to talk about Buscemi in the beginning of that movie telling the story about the biggest Mexican you ever saw. Or when he's in Armageddon and he loses his fucking mind. I haven't seen Armageddon in a minute. Holy fuck.
Speaker: It's certain movies like that that literally if you took out, if you took Steve Buscemi out of Armageddon, the movie would be worse off for it. You know what I mean? It would still be the same movie, but there's certain one -liners and looks that some of these actors like Steve Buscemi and Cheech Marin and Bruce Campbell give.
Speaker: Well, you know, it's one of those things that, you know, it's, it may be a small role, not that his role in Armageddon was a small role. There's no small roles. There's only small actors, but okay. Thanks. Thanks for the inspirational speech. Yeah. Tony rich. Robert Venero told me that once. Well, he's had an interview, but whatever. That's a, that's a Martin short joke.
Speaker: Martin Short, have you ever seen the movie? Fuck, I can't remember what it's called. It's Kirsten Dunst, Colin Hanks, and Sisko are in it. It sounds like some cheesy teen movie. It is, it's a cheesy teen movie, but Martin Short plays their teacher. And I believe it's Kirsten.
Speaker: Whatever. She used to be hot, now she's not. Really? She hasn't been hot since Spider -Man to me. I used to love that chick in small soldiers and stuff. Oh my gosh, I thought she was gorgeous. Yeah, she was like 12. Well, I was the same age. She's literally my age.
Speaker: You still watch it today, though? No, I haven't seen Small Soldiers in a long time. Yeah, Eddie. Yeah, how you doing? But I can't remember the fucking name of the movie. It's going to drive me nuts. Yeah. I never I never really found her to be. She had like a cute girl next door. Look to her, you know. Yeah. That was about it. She wasn't like super hot or anything like that. No, she's never been like I've never been like everybody shut up. Kirsten Dutchess on the screen. Kirsten. Whatever.
Speaker: But the line in the movie is Martin Short plays their drama teacher. And he's obviously a failed actor and stuff like that. And he literally, at one point, he says, I remember one time Bobby DeNiro told me. Well, he didn't tell me. He told me. He said it in an interview. And literally, it's one of the funniest lines of the whole movie. And it cracks me up. I can't remember the name of that fucking movie. I'm pretty sure I have it on DVD.
Speaker: It's going to drive me nuts. Who is in it? Martin Short, Cisco, Colin Hanks, and the main character. I don't think I know who it is. I don't remember the name of the character's name, but they, it's, it's, it's a, um, yeah. What is Cisco's movie career? I mean, Jesus.
Speaker: Yeah, it's not gonna it's it's got a real snappy title But it's it's a it's a it's a spin -off of a it's kind of like a Shakespeare Get over it get over it. Thank you. That's it. I had never even heard of that movie hilarious movie and It's it's basically You know high school kids
Speaker: that guy gets dumped by his girlfriend. Uh he tries to get her back and actually falls in love with his best friend's sister who played by Kirsten Kirsten. Oh, they did. Mila Kunis is in it. Mila Kunis is in it. Uh I was young Mila Kunis. I'm talking like, you know, second season of uh 70s show, Mila Kunis. Way before family guy, Mila Kunis.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, she plays make. Yeah, they do kind of sexy up Kirsten Dunst in this movie. Well, the funny thing is, uh, they were, they were making the movie and there's there, you know, I, I, I go through a DVD to the point where I watch every special feature when I buy a DVD. If it's got special features, that's why I bought it. And they were, they, they were, they needed a scene.
Speaker: to quote unquote sexy it up. They filmed in December. Kirsten and Mila and Bikinis. And Bikinis by a pool in December. Now, granted, they're still in California, but, you know, they're obviously freezing their ass off. But it's a it's a throwaway scene, but it's Mila Kunis and Kirsten Dunst and Bikinis. So, you know, you were like, well, nope, you're going to go see that movie now.
Speaker: It's a cute movie though. Sisko cracks me up in it. Sisko plays the, obviously he's the token black guy of the three boys. But they all end up in this play. Yeah, they all end up in this play. And Sisko's got this thing for me, Lacuna's his character. And Martin Short says, you know, they all play basketball, but Martin Short
Speaker: One time says, one of the actors get hurt and they need somebody to dance with me in the kunas. And he says, does, can anybody dance? A little shuffle or something. And Cisco's like, coach sometimes calls me crazy legs. And he's like, does he? Martin Short in that movie is literally the funniest thing you'll ever see. It's a real Clifford version. I don't know if you've ever seen the movie, Clifford.
Speaker: It's the Clifford version of Martin Short. He's just over the top funny. I have all those weird movies, though. I watch all those fucking stupid movies. That's kind of my plan for tomorrow. I need to reorganize my DVDs. I need to build a new DVD rack because they constantly keep falling on the floor.
Speaker: And I'm rambling while Chris is frying chicken. Yeah, but it's a really cute movie. It's one of those, it's, it's a, uh,
Speaker: Okay. Okay. The high C or whatever her name is. I can't remember her name. She, she does a vitamin C. Yeah. She does a, a version of Bert, backtrack song. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Love will keep us together. That's enough. Well, I had to rumble. That's enough. Yeah. Well, you given that movie way too much time. You gave that movie more time than it got back in 2001.
Speaker: really at all. Yeah, I'm afraid so. Well, I went out there fried chicken. I also wanted to grab a couple more beers. And then I guess, well, Austin and Cash decided to start watching the new Chucky series tonight after they got done watching Halloween. Oh, yeah. Cash fell asleep. Austin's still awake. She used to go stay up all night watching horror movies. She's like, yeah, probably. There you go. And then she was giving me the old Jeff review of the new Chucky series. And I was like,
Speaker: Is it what I mean is what's the new series called Chuckie Chuck is it? Oh, it's just chucky series Yes, it's a it's a TV show Okay Yeah, so where is it on Netflix? Yeah It's it's It's on
Speaker: It's on FX in USA on regular TV channels, but I'm sure you can find it on your website that you illegally stream movies into legal. It was literally promoted on TikTok. So, Oh yeah. Yeah, I know. You just, you just said it's not illegal. It was promoted on TikTok. Meanwhile, TikTok will make 12 year olds girls famous because they will be half naked snorting cocaine off of horses. Cox.
Speaker: that's a
Speaker: Yeah, I can go on sports websites that you need to know. You can stream all sports for free and, and, and it would be perfectly fine. But those websites are illegal and they will get shut down if they get caught just because there's on Tik TOK does not mean it's legal. The same thing with Facebook just because it's on Facebook does not mean it's true. And that goes for all you lunatic conspiracy theorists out there who are Facebook educated.
Speaker: Just because it's on there doesn't mean it's right. Fucking dummies. Jeff's doctor went on Facebook and was like, well, it says here on Facebook that if you have a beard and you get COVID, you have to shave your beard because if you don't, then you're going to get COVID again because it lives in your beard and there's nothing you can do about it. That's what's fucking wrong with today.
Speaker: People are retarded, and they don't know how to educate themselves. This guy. You got a little fried chicken, be gone for 25 minutes. You feel better? Oh, oh, wait. My back teeth were floating. Oh, my god. Maybe if you didn't drink. I was literally sitting here going, finish your thought. Finish your thought.
Speaker: Maybe if you didn't sit here and drink eight fucking liters of Cola, they're Farva. Yeah, I know. That's those guys. They got a show. It's called Tacoma 50. I know it's hard to get into watching it on them. You talk about it all the time. Yeah, I've seen it. Actually, it's on HBO Max. I do.
Speaker: And it's funny, but it's it's it takes a little bit. I swear to God, the next motherfucker who says shenanigans on pistol. Hey, Farba. No, did you see Beerfest? Yes, that's hilarious. They they did. They did. They did a quote. They did a horror movie. What was that movie? Yeah, it's called Club Red.
Speaker: Yeah, Club Dred. Yeah, Broken Lizard, Club Dred. And then Bill Paxton plays that universe's version of Jimmy Buffett. He's poking up beat. And somebody's like, do Margaritaville. He's like, that's kind of not one of my songs. And he's like, do Margaritaville. I was like, goddamn fucking Jimmy Buffett. Those guys kill you. The fucking Super Troopers is by far one of my. Oh, no.
Speaker: He's like, I'll call him and he's like, chicken fucker. And he's like, chicken fucker. Team Ramrod. That's literally why I wanted to grow a mustache. But the one that cracks me up is the one that rabbit.
Speaker: not rabbit. The, the, the one that, the one that wears the, the metal, uh, Oh, uh, yeah. He's the one that jumps in the car. He's in, he's in Tacoma FD. Yeah. It's for him. Yeah.
Speaker: He's like, he's like, he means a lot. No, I want a leader of cola jumps over the fucking counter.
Speaker: spit free I love that fucking movie did you see the second one?
Speaker: No, I haven't watched it yet, because even though I've heard some people say it's really good, the first one was so good, and I just don't want this one to be bad, and then just ruin that. It's not as good. It's still funny, but it's kind of the same jokes that are just... There's movies that live in my head that I love, like Footloose. I've never seen the remake. Oh, the remake's terrible, dude. Holy shit, it's so bad.
Speaker: Well, they said it is basically the same one except modernized. It is. It is. The problem I have with the new one is the guy that plays Ren's friend. And you would hate that movie. You would hate the remake because the character of Ren, which is Kevin Bacon's original character, has a Boston accent. You would hate it. You would hate that. You would like the first five minutes of that dude talking about, fuck this shit. You would hate it. Fuck this shit, I'm out.
Speaker: But the problem I have with it is the guy they have, uh, you remember in the original Footloose, you know, uh, Ren teaches the, the farm boy. Yeah, it teaches them to dance. Yeah. It teaches them to dance and everything. That's the whole montage. The guy they have, playing that friend. I'm not a fan of the actor. He was in the, the third, uh, Fantastic Four movie.
Speaker: I don't know his name. Oh, Miles, Miles Teller. He played. He played. He played Dr. Reed. Yes. Yeah, I'm not a fan. Kid just seems douchey to me. Well, I say kid because I'm sure he's. Oh, yeah, absolutely. But every time I see that kid, I'm just I don't want to punch him in the face. And that's not I mean, I don't know why I just I don't like him.
Speaker: I do like him. I thought he was pretty good. Well, he's in the new Top Gun movie too. I liked him as Dr. Reed. I only saw that Fantastic Four movie once because I was like, wow, this is a big piece of shit. It was so good.
Speaker: I don't know. Like I said, it's just like if they ever rebooted varsity blues, man. I don't think I could... Oh, no. I wouldn't be able to watch that movie. If they remade varsity blues, that movie's perfect as is. Yeah, just because varsity blues reminds me so much of my high school. Yeah. Oh, no shit. Literally, if you and I remade that movie, we could cast it from our class.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Like, you would be you'd be fucking well, a combination of you and me would be fucking tweeter. Yeah. More than the one person. It's tweeter. Yeah. You know, when that movie came out, I had people go. Did they come to you for that role? I can say that's the only the only the only difference between you and Twitter is Twitter.
Speaker: goes after shit
Speaker: Let him do other things and that was good. I'm good. That was back before I learned to be a giver. I got mine. I'm out. No, but but. Summer said she would slap. I love you too, baby. Out of our class, who do you see as Vanderbeek? Which is a tough one.
Speaker: It would obviously be a combo. It would either be Krim, Matt, or Steve. Really? I actually put Nelson there. I should put Nelson with Krim. No, not Nelson. Nelson's kind of on the, Nelson's on the, on the Twitter side with us. No, I totally get that. But yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I get that. Yeah. But that's where you get Krim. Or Judd. Judd, Judd and Judd Krim.
Speaker: Kind of put Judd in the I hate to be the guy to say this but I would totally put Judd as Billy Bob And fucking Judd more from together you got Billy Bob, dude
Speaker: Yeah. So, Sober said, Sober said the chat. She said, I love you. And I would slap Jeff at the face. Another reason I'm not going to the wedding. I would like to walk in the door. What the fuck? I just got. I would like to see that. You sure? I'll pay for your effort. Once again, another reason why I'm not going to the wedding.
Speaker: Come on. I'm taking bets. Jeff said he's going to be here. I got over or under five minutes before summer slaps his shit on him. For no reason. Not that she's mad at you, not that she don't like you, but just to do it. Do you remember the Dean of Students at Knox?
Speaker: We didn't have a deed of students. Yeah, we did. Well, he was basically the principal. Oh, at the Coruscator? Yeah. No. Tell me that's not John Voight. That dude, that dude just reminded me of John Voight. I can't remember his name. I don't remember his name either. Big tall fuck. Totally look like him. I would put. With the exception of him being the nicest guy there, he could put. I was going to say, I would I would put the carpenter teacher as Voight. Oh, remember he was big tall.
Speaker: And he put on a persona like he was nice, but how many times did he lose his absolute shit on the carpentry class? Oh, yeah. I mean, I still I still remember building trees as a whole. I still get yelled at by the architectural teacher. Yeah, I was going to say building trees is the whole kind of thing. Because one of the architecture guys on close to this last days of class, I'm holding a drill.
Speaker: with a paddle bit on it. And he's like, drill through it. And I was like, okay. Yeah, I just said, Bill of Trades is a whole kind of broad. None of the other trades classes really liked us because we were some cocky area motherfuckers. Like in our world, not necessarily. But we get back up too. Yeah, but not necessarily. Yeah, not necessarily.
Speaker: Not necessarily like, uh, anything, not like auto body or collision repair or auto mechanic, but like the, like architecture and carpentry and electrical, you know, the classes that pertain to our jobs are used to clown on them. Yeah. But the difference between our class and all the other classes, we all clicked. Oh yeah. We all got all basically the same fucking person.
Speaker: within varying on the same spectrum of person where the other classes would have the the wing nuts you know
Speaker: But at the end of the day, also in our class, we would take our frustrations out on each other. We had the body -to -body matches, the trading punches. So it was like, we could, not that you ever got involved in that, but you didn't have to because I stepped in for you. Well, I'm not with that. I would literally just, I'm like, I'm not going to change. I'll just wear my jacket.
Speaker: And when they would try, you know, where like with Judd, where we would kind of force him into it, where they would go after you and be like, nope, I got it. I'm stepping in for Jeff. And of course, as soon as I was there, like, oh, fuck Jesus Christ. And nobody wanted to do this. It was funny because even Casey was, even Casey hated when I stepped up. And Casey wanted, Casey was down to get busy with anybody. And then I was sitting with Casey. It was one of those things. It was one of those things I never really got.
Speaker: majorly razzed in that class. Well, you didn't have to. You didn't have to. Not like a I'm stroking myself here or a pat on my own shoulder, but you didn't have to because, you know, you were. No, but in general, in general, I mean, I think the only time anything really, really went down in our class as in like a major argument or fight was when Bob and I got into it. Yeah. It was hilarious.
Speaker: Because, you know, five three and Bob is six foot and, you know, how Bob was a big dude. And he pissed me off, you know. Yeah. Like I said, I think a lot of it had to do with the fact that usually if somebody started getting outside of the regular ball busting, if somebody started to get too serious with you, I know I'm only got got involved. Well, not only that, we knew we spent.
Speaker: every fucking minute with each other while in class. We all knew where the buttons we weren't supposed to push. Yeah, not that I was the baddest motherfucker in our class, because I would easily hands down give that to Casey all day, every day. Oh, nice, Brian. But I was also the one with the highest
Speaker: paint threshold and also the one that had the fewest marbles out of everybody. That's like what I remember most was we did that where the underclassmen from other schools came in to check it out. And you literally spent the day swinging on a harness.
Speaker: We realized after two days of doing that shit that basically we ruined that harness because it's only supposed to be used once
Speaker: So $65. Well, not only was it only supposed to be used once, but there was only a handful of people in our class that meant the weight requirement for it. You, Steven, Judd, Brad, Matt, Matt with his tall like, yeah.
Speaker: I forgot about that. We just swing it around in my head because you had the full hard hat on you had the safe glasses on an orange vest your your work uniform on
Speaker: and foods and you just stand on table and kids walk in to view the class and you just go and jump off the floor and everybody's like these kids are walking and they're like out on the table swinging back and forth. I'm literally across a room from you watching the whole time and you just
Speaker: The smile on your face like there is now. Just, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Speaker: Yeah, they're here. You're being called. You better go. Uh, Kenny gave me the, the one job I didn't want because unfortunately I knew plumbing better than anybody because I've been doing it since I'm like four.
Speaker: And he's like, you're going to, you're going to be soldering all day. I was like, give me Chris's job, man. It was probably more of a, I'm going to put Jeff on this end of the lab and I'm going to put 90 % of it came down to, well, our, one of our final exams for plumbing was we had to plumb that house we built.
Speaker: Yeah, I remember that. And Timmy and my dad hated each other because they went to high school together. So he gave me the bathroom. Yeah. And he was pissed that I was the only room in the entire house that didn't have a leak. He was so mad. You can see it in his face. You know, I got Jim to do a good majority of my work for me in that car.
Speaker: Well, you remember the final exam. We had to design a house and figure out what it was. I literally went to a fucking lumber yard and I was like, here's my house. I went to 84 lumber. Yeah. I showed them the design and everything like that. And they gave me an estimate. Yeah. Well, um, the guy, I, I, I basically did the same thing, but I went to like, uh, uh, I can't remember where I went, but I literally drove this place.
Speaker: And I was like, Hey, I need an estimate on this. He's like, you're building a house. I was like, it was for a school project. And he's like, what do you smoke pot the whole time? You don't know how to do it. I'm like, Oh, I can do the math. Yeah. It's not that I don't know how to do it. I just don't want to. Yeah. I went to, I went to 84 lumber and they gave me a, um, they gave me an estimate. I did. I did. I did design my house.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, we all designed the house because Tinney had that program on his computer. Yeah. But, um, 10 years ago. And I was like, Hey, what was that program? That, that stupid mock house that we built, like the shit that, that I was supposed to do. And I think, uh, Jen did most of it and, um, somebody else. I mean, I knew how to do it. I was just too lazy to do it. So I just remember.
Speaker: I just remember Denny bitching at me about something because he was teaching us plumbing. He was teaching us how to clean copper pipes and all that stuff. I literally just kind of glazed over him like, I don't need to fucking pay attention. I know more than him. And he looked at me with a smart ass look and he says, Hawk, you're going to take care of the bathroom. And I was like, bring it on, bitch. I got this shit. I got this shit.
Speaker: And he hooked it all up to a water hose to test it. And there was not a drop of water in the bathroom except where it was supposed to come out through the faucets. And he was pissed. You could see it on his face. He was like, fuck. I was like, yeah, bitch, I got this. But I kept getting called around the room, around the house. Somebody's like, hey, help me with this. I'm like, oh. I think we had like three leaks in the entire place.
Speaker: And the little three I didn't do. I think I was, I think I was on the electrical side of it, which I, which I just rocked out. Electrical thing was the same way. Yeah, I rocked out the electrical thing. I mean, I was, and that was, I mean, even after school, I mean, that was, I did, I got into a lot of plumbing and a lot of electrical.
Speaker: Um, where, when I was building the houses, our quote unquote, our quote unquote, unquote certified electricians and stuff like that, that were on the job, I did all the work. And then when the inspector showed up, they're like, yep, we wired it. Yeah, we did it. Yeah. Which is how it is. You know, low man on the totem pole does all the work and the main guy takes the credit. But I mean, I think I did more fucking around in that house than I did actual work in that house.
Speaker: Well, I literally, I truly believe that you and I lost info taking that class. The only thing I learned, the only thing I learned that has stuck with me and you'll get a kick out of this. Do you remember our first year, you know, they took down the house. You take down the house at the end of the year and we had to pull nails. We spent like three, four weeks pulling nails out of two whiteboards.
Speaker: And Teddy showed us how to take the hammer sideways. And I was like, oh, fuck, I never saw that. That's literally the one thing I learned. That's not what I thought you were going to say, because we all learned in that class one thing, a very important lesson. Concrete's the boss. Concrete's the boss. Yes, sir. I will admit, I did learn concrete, because we did it for like a year. I did too.
Speaker: I learned quite a bit of concrete, but we did. We did a lot of concrete there though. I mean, we did a lot with the children's garden and everything. And well, Judd and I did his dad's, uh, walkway. Judd literally came in. So somebody want to help. And, and Timmy gave us extra credit for it. We will live with our dads and set their poor concrete.
Speaker: Yeah. Every time Tanny came in with them, silly ass, who got some extra credit work, uh, work on the side on a weekend bullshit. I was like, yup. I'm out. I have got, I am late for everything. It was just, it was just, Judd was like, Hey, I need somebody to help.
Speaker: And I was like, fuck, I'll do it. I'll get better. I seem to have a while back. And he's like, he's like, we'll have beer. I'm like, come in. I mean, I seem to have a lot of. Oh, no shit. Yeah. When I first came back home to Iowa, I was working at Home Depot there for a minute and he came in with his wife and whatnot. Dude has not changed a bit since high school. He looks the exact same. Well, hell, when I first came home and Andy, Andy found out I was coming home.
Speaker: uh, Andy and I went, uh, Andy and his brother -in -law, uh, they're like, they're like, uh, uh, Andy was like, Hey man, let's, let's go grab some beers. And there's a, there's a bar in my Vernon at, um, uh, like craft beer bar place. So we went there and had a few beers and we wound up, uh, his brother -in -law, I think it was his brother or his little brother got in trouble because.
Speaker: He was trying to egg you into a fight with the **** Oh, no, no, no, no. It was yeah. He yeah. We went to the VI and and not the VI. We went to the pioneer in Utica and I was like, dude, I the last time I was here, I got into a fight and he's like, that's fine. We'll get into a fight. He he was he we we we almost did.
Speaker: And he to a point to the, to the point where, where at one point, even though Andy wanted to get into a fight, Andy told the guys that I was kind of going back and forth. They're like, he was like, Hey, um, he's talking about a calm down. You know, he was like, uh, yeah, you guys might want to calm down because she's about to get real.
Speaker: Because he's seen how he did. I was good. He was like, I started basing and the bartender, she was like, no fighting, no fighting. And I was like, I'm not going to fight. I'm not going to fight. And he was like, boys, don't, you're going to get killed. It was funny. And we got in the car and he was like, we got in the truck, we're going to leave. Both of us were drunk as shit. And he was taking me back home and he was like,
Speaker: I was going to be like old times, but then I got a little bit scared. There's a lot when Andy gets scared because I love that dude. That is, that is one guy that in my life that I've met and I've become friends with that if there was a fight, I want him standing beside me because he is just as easy as I am. Well, not to mention Andy, Andy was, you were basically both the same size.
Speaker: So he's like, twin towers coming at you and Jesus Christ. I like come up to your fucking belt buckles. I'm like, I got it. Yeah. With Eddie, with Eddie has a moment of clarity and he's like, hmm, then that says a lot. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: Nobody, I mean, can you imagine if I was there? Cause I'd be sitting there egging them on and going, I got these two fuckers behind me. I got this. Well, well, I was like that little dog, like from a hundred one Dalmatians, you know, that, uh,
Speaker: when they're doing the all dog alert. And he's like, what's he say, Danny? What's he say? Well, the crazy thing about it was what started it was I just asked if I could get into a game of pool. And somebody said he'd kick my ass. And I was like, I'll kick all your asses. And then one of their friends who, because he was like 6 '8 and 90 pounds, thought he was a hard ass, was like, oh, you're going to kick all of our asses? And I was like,
Speaker: Are we talking about pool or are we going to fight? And there was like seven of them. And he was like, you said you were going to kick our asses. And I was like, well, OK, this is what we're doing. I was like, I was like, so this is what we're doing. Yeah, I will kick all of your asses and I will have a beer in my hand while I do it. And then one of them found out that a kid that I grew up with, my best friend, my brother, they don't like. I don't even know how it came up.
Speaker: But it came up and then they started talking shit about him. And I said, you don't think I won't fucking tear your head off right here in this bar as we stand. I was like, that's my brother. There's seven of you. You better call about 14 more people to come and have your back real quick and in a hurry. That's the one thing I remember. That's the one thing I remember is like you and Andy.
Speaker: Jesus, like I can literally be imagined. I mean, you said that the bar like, wait, are you guys actually going to fight? OK, well, let me know when you're done. I'm going to keep it. And I used to be. And I beat the shit out of each other in trading punches. God, man, we used to make our our arms like fucking. I remember Casey Casey found that solid piece of round bar.
Speaker: that was like four inches round and he was using it for a fist pack. It was like maybe that long but it was like that big around it was solid steel and he'd hold on to that and like and you guys sat there traded punches with that thing for like 45 minutes I'm like you guys are dumb I'm gonna go sit down.
Speaker: You gonna give up? Nope, you gonna give up? Nope, you gonna give up? You guys would hit one, you'd hit Andy, and then hand him the fist pack so he could hit you. I'm like, this is stupid.
Speaker: I'm going to go sit at my desk. I'm sure I got some English homework I got to get done or something. Who's going to give up? It was a pride thing. Andy and I were just like, he's like, you don't give it back. He literally looked at me one day. He's like, take a hit. I'm like, fuck it. He's just one of my stupid. We were all thumb me and her thoughts back then.
Speaker: Uh, but I, I, I will, I will say is as far as crazy as far as far as our class went. I don't know. Nobody cares about this. And they're probably like these. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, as, as crazy as Casey was in case you would find anybody and everybody, um, I think Andy and I were probably two of the toughest SOBs in our building trades class.
Speaker: Well, you know, as much as Bob was a big guy, he was a big fucking teddy bear. Oh, he was an absolute teddy bear. And he still is to this day. Oh, yeah. Although, if I see him, I'm punching him in his face because he won't answer my texts, but whatever. I'll relay that message to literally sending messages all the time and get nothing. And I'm like, what a day.
Speaker: I should message you just to see if he'll message me back. If he messes you back, I will fly to Ohio and bust that dude in his fucking lip. And then I'll screenshot it. I'll screenshot our whole conversation. I'll be like, this motherfucker.
Speaker: I don't know what it is. It's weird. Like, well, oddly enough, I can I can I can send a message to Brad. And as soon as he sees it, he'll message me back. Oh, yeah. That conversation will go on for four or five days. Mm hmm. Like Brad and I sat here and talked for like three days about this fucking stupid Cobra. Yeah. All right. Brad and I've talked a few times here and there. We've talked about different things.
Speaker: But, um, do you know who, you know, do you know who, um, and he just, just walks away. You know who I'd like to try to find him and talk to. Who's that? Matt. He, um, well, oddly enough, I was thinking about Matt and Jen and, uh, somebody else, uh,
Speaker: Yeah, Jenna Jenna and I are still friends on Facebook. I just never talked to her It's just it's just her name Well, she is active on Facebook. I was gonna say maybe she's not active on Facebook, but apparently she is like Believe it or not, you know being down here. I was like
Speaker: I'm going to find my friends from class. And I literally looked up Bob Smith and I was like, Jesus Christ. It's like 400 ,000 people. And I'm like, fuck. Yeah. Right. You know, I found, I found, uh, Stevie, uh, Ben is just, yeah, Ben, uh, Steve just lives around the corner from me, actually. Why him and I have not hooked up. I don't know.
Speaker: Uh, I talked to Vince every once in a while. Yeah, Vinny back and I talked every once in a while. Vince called me. He was, he was talking about coming down on vacation and he was asking me about COVID shit. He's like, how's the - Hey, Angela. He was like, how's the mandates down there? Is there a lock on? I was like, no. Nobody cares. Welcome back, pretty girl. I have to fry chicken. Talk to your girl. Go fry some chicken. We're gonna get off this high school kick because, uh,
Speaker: but just go on these stupid ass rants. That's what we do. I mean, it just, that's the, that's the genius behind what we do on, on, on nonsensical nonsense. We just, we just go on stupid ass rants. Uh, as we've said in the past, we're two guys that have been friends for 25 years. And, you know, sometimes the topic will come up where, Oh, I literally just seen it. It just popped up. Uh,
Speaker: And then we go on rants and we forget that we're doing a podcast where we forget that we're doing a live and we, uh, we're just two guys that have known each other forever in a day. And we're just talking. So, you know, it is what it is. It happens. We suck, but that's the realness about who we are. I literally just seen it, baby. I broke the fucking seal. Just rephrase, uh, refreshed it.
Speaker: I was I was just I was just I was just apologizing for the fact that sometimes we go on ridiculous rants that nobody cares about That is my fault I suck Yeah Well a summer apparently message commented on the Facebook page Like a half hour ago and it just popped up and I thought she was just going back. What's your question, babe? She has a question
Speaker: Okay. All questions are welcome. We're taking questions. We should do a Q &A show. I was just going to say we should do a Q &A. You know, if it, uh, it astonishes me how much you and I are on the same page. I know that's crazy. I mean, seriously, I'll be thinking something and then you'll say it or vice versa. And it's fucking almost creepy.
Speaker: Oh, Summer gave a reel on Instagram. There's pictures and video clips of us. Summer said, why do you only have a face that a mother could love? Because they broke the mold when they made it.
Speaker: I love her so much. I got so lucky with her. I have a question for Summer. The picture you posted with you and Chris on Facebook and then you put lines on your face. That means she had her bangs. I can't tell the difference. That's not really a question. It was more of a statement. Okay. Every time I see it, I'm like,
Speaker: okay i don't i don't get the lines but okay this is i mean bangs are bangs you know where they are i don't know why you had to point them out no it was she wasn't pointing them out it was a it was a um an app so so when you're four and after you have to do a four yeah we're on the app where she's screenshotted it
Speaker: it was where you were supposed to put your face at. That's why the lines were there. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. I thought she added the lines, because it looks like the, when you edit on the phone. Yeah, no, that's what it was. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Yeah, she's thinking about getting bangs. I told her to do it. I think she could rock the bangs pretty. I liked them. Actually, by the way, Summer, I do have to say, I like the flannel. I think it looks cool. Flannel?
Speaker: Her lumber snack method. Lumber snack. You said lumber snack. Plus with bangs when we're together and she's going down like an orangutan on a banana, I can hold her bangs. Right in the hurry. That's what I thought. I think she could really, what? Calm down.
Speaker: which you expect any less, but I think she looks good with the bangs. I think she could totally rock the bangs out. So as far as I can tell, like I said once again, I need a before and after because she did a before and after. I didn't see it. I just saw the one with the lines on it and I was like, okay. I just had to start looking at it going. I don't get it.
Speaker: And it's not like I was scrolling through summer's feed or something. It pops up on my news page. No, don't worry, Jeff. You're not the only one that fails her and doesn't get it. She sent me something the other day. I can't remember what it was, but it was something about breaking her back.
Speaker: I was like, why would I break your back? I don't want to break your back. I mean, I fail her a lot. She said Chris fails me a lot. There's that. She hit me with the Chris.
Speaker: But I was like, plus, I don't want to have to carry you around or roll you in a wheelchair everywhere. And she was like, I'm talking about sex when I arch my back. And I was like, oh, oh, OK. I can totally break your back. And she's like, hey, you done killed it. You ruined the week. And I was like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm stupid. This is like random.
Speaker: just randomly come up with not like together fast enough is all it is yeah it was like last night she was like i know what i want to be for halloween i was like okay what do you want to be for halloween and she was like enough i said our relationship is yeah our relationship is always 50 50 i scratch your back you break mine
Speaker: Last night last night she was like, I know what I want to be for Halloween. I was like, what are you gonna be for Halloween? She's like enough Yeah, what do you mean enough? I was like, well, I mean you're enough for me I was like, well, I mean you're enough for me, but I don't know where this is going. So
Speaker: She just stopped talking to me. She's like, well, apparently I fucked that up too. You see her shaking her head going fucking moron. I'm marrying an idiot. She's like, it's like I'm taking a Jeff. Are you stupid? Yeah, she was apparently on your side. Yeah, I'm an idiot. It's not a big secret. It's not often the summer I agree on shit. Except for the fact that you're an idiot.
Speaker: Yeah. It's not a big secret. I'm a big dumb animal. You know? Yeah. He's just a big dumb animal. Give me a color in booking crowns. Dumb it down for me there, Kimusabi. You just want to be enough, enough what? Enough for you. Oh, okay. Well, you're enough for me. Duh.
Speaker: 50 -50 relationships 50 -50 you scratch my back. I break you break my back. Oh, okay Yeah, like when in sex and Irish. Oh, yeah Speaking of arching their back you're not growing your unicorn hair out summer do it Do it
Speaker: You throw me a lot of photos. That's the wedding photo I want. After she slaps the shit out of you. I will make that shit go viral. I want the wedding photo of your bright red face where Summer slapped the shit out of you. Right beside her unicorn. Right beside her unicorn. Just me pointing at her leg. With a big old red marker.
Speaker: No, but speaking of origin they're back I was watching fifth element And the scene where Jovanovitch Yeah, when she's in the thing rap they've rebuilt her and she argues back that scene Every time I see it hurts my back
Speaker: Well, a lot of things that she does hurts my body. Like, have you ever seen the Resident Evil movies? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She's a badass in those movies, but man, alive. Yeah. But that scene is definitely... Well, it's not... I almost cringe watching it. The only thing I can... The only reason I still watch that scene because she's in those bandages...
Speaker: That chick is so awesome. That chick is so awesome. She is weirdly attractive, but I like that movie because I love Chris Tucker in that movie. He kills me. Oh, my God. Absolutely kills me. No matter what, out of all the movies Bruce Willis has been in, that is my favorite Bruce Willis movie. And I'm a huge star. I wouldn't go that far. That movie you go to.
Speaker: If you're feeling like shit, if you're feeling happy, if you've had a good day, bad day, it doesn't matter. That movie's always good to watch. It's never a bad time to watch that movie. What the hell? Summer just sent me an attachment from Amazon. They are selling a
Speaker: What's that? No, it's not a wish list. Well, it probably is a wish list for Margarita Mama over here. It is the Margaritaville Key West frozen concoction maker with easy board jar and extra large ice reservoir. Yeah, I've seen that thing. What the fuck was that? What? The laugh? Oh, that's my neighbors. They're out there. Yeah. Yeah. They're all drunk at the pool.
Speaker: which is funny because they're not supposed to be in the pool after 1030. Well, so I've got to get a Cal print blanket from Bass Pro Shop for Christmas. I saw that. That looked cool. Margaritaville, Margarita, Mama. Oh, hello. Now, this is speaking my language, right? Yeah. Amazon has the Jill Moe Whiskey to Cancer set.
Speaker: Nice. 1 ,250 milliliter whiskey decanter with two whiskey glasses. Nice. All right. Oh, that's nice, actually. I'm down. I'm in. I'm in. Speaking of buying things.
Speaker: I, uh, I was, if you, if you bring up buying anything and it's not a laptop, I don't want to fucking hear your story. No. Uh, my wife was looking at leggings. You didn't get that for me. All right. I'm down. I like it. That's fucking nice. That's actually beautiful. Now that whiskey dick in leggings. She was looking at leggings on, on Amazon or Sheen or whatever. For you. No, for her, obviously. I can send you some leggings. They were, they had, uh, dog paws all over it.
Speaker: but the paws were blue. And I told her, I don't know if you've seen that meme, there's a woman wearing those leggings where it's literally dog prints all over it, dog paw prints all over it, but the paw prints are blue. And this lady bending over in an oven, she's got a nice ass and everything.
Speaker: But there's these blue paw prints over it and it says my childhood tells me this means there's a clue. Nice. I was going to say, I know there's a blues clues reference. And literally my wife's, all those, all those leggings says like, you should buy those. And she's like, why? Every time you wear them, I'm like, there's a clue. Yeah. I thought it was funny. I gotta grab a beer real quick. Okay.
Speaker: Oh my gosh, my back is fucking killing me. I don't know why. Summer, I got a challenge for you. I got a challenge for you, Summer. Do me a favor. I'm gonna send you a picture of myself.
Speaker: And I want you to put it on Tinder or something like that and see how many likes I get. I'm curious. I can't do it because I'll get shit for it. I don't care about who it is. I just want to know how many likes I get. Or messages or whatever. I'm curious. Because I've never gotten to use that app.
Speaker: So if I send you a picture, will you do it? As I wait for Chris to read the comments. He's obviously talking to the girls. Jesus. My neighbors are drunk as shit.
Speaker: that was nasty wait not Chris he's just talking to the kids
Speaker: What are you talking about? Sir? Yeah, I don't know. But like, H2O, you could watch H2O, which is 20 years later, and then there's homology, resurrection, which is why you're doing the series, but it's suffering in the movie. Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker: I submitted a challenge to summer. I heard you say something about you wanted to challenge summer. It's not really a challenge. It's more of a I want to see. I've never gotten to use Tinder because I've been married longer than Tinder has been around. But you're going to be able to use Tinder soon. Yeah, apparently. But.
Speaker: I want her to build a profile for me and see how many likes I get. I'm curious. Wait a minute. I'm listening. He should just say his roommate at this point. Who's roommate? Oh, I'm going to get that. Well, I told someone what you told me the other night. Obviously that's no surprise that I told someone. Well, I assumed.
Speaker: And she's kind of on the same page as I am. You should totally, I learned the neck and throw her in a creek. You live in Mexico. It happens on a daily basis. Yeah. It's, did you say it on the podcast? You just did. No, we talked about it.
Speaker: We talked about it on the previous. Yeah, I didn't say anything about what it was or anything like that. So you're the one that wants to get on Tinder. Dude, Tinder is an absolute waste of time. I was on Tinder for all of five minutes. It'll only be local. I was going to ask you about it. Oh, OK. So you want summer to create a Tinder profile just to see if women are interested. Exactly.
Speaker: I don't really care about who it is. I just want to see if I get it. Yeah, no. Well, I mean, it would. And as Summer said, she said it would only be local, local. So it would only be it would only be in her area. She wouldn't be able to do it down there because it goes off your location on your phone. Yeah, I don't. I don't really care. Do it for I'll do a Tinder profile for you in Ohio and then you can go back home to Ohio. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker: I'm actually a buddy mine's got a job for me. All I gotta do is accept it and move halfway across. Well, across the country. Summer said she used Tinder for free food and drinks. That's not what I used Tinder for, but okay. Actually, I had no idea what I was doing on Tinder. I honestly had no idea what I was doing.
Speaker: I actually only had a couple dates off of Tinder. One chick, we went out to dinner a couple of times, and then we just became friends. And then she became one of my customers at Orkin. Which was totally fine. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. If what's coming does come, I don't think I'm going to date for a while.
Speaker: I said the same thing, and then I met Summer. Well, for the first time in like 20 years, I'm actually going to focus on making money. Yeah, which is not a bad thing. No, it's not a bad thing at all for me. I was done with it all, and then I met Summer, and our friendship evolved into a lot more, and I'm very thankful for it. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, I well Yes, yes and no summer summer said you went from Courtney to Heather to Satan to her other slash Satan's Not exactly true. But yes Pretty much as far as relationships go. Here's the problem with with finding someone who wanted a whole face I had like a split second of a whole face, but Here is
Speaker: for me to have a meaningful relationship with somebody, they got to speak English. Because my Spanish is like, I can't express myself the way I would need to. You are my hope face. Yeah. No, I yeah, like, I don't need a hope face. I know. I just, you know,
Speaker: And much like much like much like when I was uh, my exactly summer summer said no whole place for you And I said I said she is she is my whole face and she said me and all my personalities Exactly. I never know who i'm going to bed with that night I never know who i'm going to bed. I had I had a I had a uh a tiny whole face uh between
Speaker: uh, Heather or Satan, whatever you want to call her and my ex -wife. And then I had a tiny microscopic whole phase between my ex -wife and Heather. And then there was absolutely no whole phase between Heather and summer. The thing is like my first year down here was my whole phase, you know, but on top of that, it's like,
Speaker: Since I've been married, I've been, you know, straight as an arrow. Yeah. Or, but, but just, just because, just because I wasn't sleeping with every woman I met didn't mean that much like in high school, just because I wasn't, as Jeff said earlier, smashing doesn't mean I wasn't fucking around. I mean, like, you know, between, I mean, I can easily just go to the hotel zone.
Speaker: Yeah, you know, I've I've I have fucked around quite a bit But I just wasn't sleeping with everybody and anybody that I met so I mean This brings up an interesting topic that I've always always kind of curious about with everybody. What's your number? Mine, yeah It's it's very low. Um
Speaker: Oh, I'm assuming at least double digits. Not for me. Yeah. No, no, it's, uh, hold on a second. I don't have enough fingers. Actual sex. Is that what we're talking about? Yeah. Yeah. I'm talking about depth in the way. Okay. So low jobs don't count like five or six total.
Speaker: Yeah. Jesus Christ. But I have, but like, yeah, but like, like blow jobs and okay. Well, other stuff. Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's, I said you that finger blast video. Yeah. We're talking. Yeah, dude. I used to, I was a bouncer in three years.
Speaker: So, I mean, even between, you know, I had a time period between, yeah, between my, between Satan and my ex -wife, that first period, I was a bouncer. So, I mean, I could get a blow job. Yeah, for a beer. Ten times than I, not that I did, I'm just saying, like, but even though I may have... You and I are too full of other people, dude, because I'm just walking my dick out. Ah, fuck away.
Speaker: I'm perfectly fine with getting a bulldog. You want to suck my dick and leave? I'm good. I'm down for that. I'm down 100%. I'll reciprocate. This is just because of where I live. I'm pretty sure my number in Ohio would be a hell of a lot lower than it is now. No, God, I can go 10 times in the night. Calm down. This is crazy. I don't care here. I mean, I couldn't. My numbers could be...
Speaker: 100 times more than what I what it is. I just I'm not built that way like I'm not fucking everything that comes into you know, I just I can play around and have fun and No in all seriousness in all seriousness a good make out section Session is just as good as I'm not trying to go get my dick sucked there, baby I'll get my dick suck when you're here
Speaker: No, she's talking about, she said, go get your dick sucked and see what happens. I'm only trying to get my dick sucked when we're together. Calm down. I'm just saying there wasn't my number. Oh my God. She's going to chop my little shrimp off.
Speaker: I would say my number. You can't be mad at me. You can't you can't you can't be mad at me and give me shit for the past. I don't get mad at you in your horror phase. No, that's literally you know what? That's what drives me nuts about. It is what it is. And yeah, you know, it was no thing for for for me to get a blow multiple blow jobs in a single night. Oh, no, I think. That's a that's a.
Speaker: That's like cracking open a beer. Especially when you're a bouncer. And you're the soberist 150 blocks. Yeah, we'll go with that soberist one.
Speaker: Sure, Jeff. You're the one that can help. Sober is a relative term. No, but I would say, I would say my number, my number is easily it's, I wouldn't say triple digits. That's, that's what I would easily say. High 50. Yeah. No, outside of, outside of relationships. I've only, I've only been with, um,
Speaker: two other women. But I can say that I have had a threesome. I've been there. Granted halfway through the threesome, I got kicked out of the room. Granted halfway through the threesome, I got kicked out of the room and went and jerked off on the couch, but still.
Speaker: I still made entry in three holes before I was kicked out. Three holes on one person before I was kicked out of the room. There was five holes. There was five holes that entry was made before I was kicked out. Doing math on that holes thing.
Speaker: And while the one that came home with us, she was down for anything and everything. And my wife kicked me out of the room. And the sad part about it was I had to make the arc the next day. I had to make the awkward drive with this girl to go get her car. No, that's when you're like,
Speaker: I was like, uh, so you want to do that thing that you did with your tongue again, on the way to the bar to get your car. And she was like, yeah, start walking. Are you sure? And she's like, well, it's a lot of echo. I don't hear the echo. I'm sorry. Is it gotten better?
Speaker: I don't know but yeah, like I said, I've only I've only been with two women outside of a relationship. So, there's that. Yeah, no, my my my wife gets upset. Uh oh. My. And here comes the glitch in the freeze. We're losing everything. My wife. Jeff's wife turned off the internet. No. Is it? Oh, what the hell just happened? Uh oh, here we go. We got froze and then we blacked out.
Speaker: Yeah, now we're back. Yeah, it was all crazy. I'm oddly curious about people's number. Yeah, no, my numbers are incredibly low as far as. Astonishing low astonishingly. Like I would have, I would have guessed at least double digits. Well, and again, it's not like the opportunity wasn't there.
Speaker: No, I get that. I get that. I totally understand the concept. But you got to have a connection where I'm like, they just got to have a heartbeat. I don't know. And that's optional. Yes, absolutely. Well, I mean...
Speaker: You have to have at least a mild connection. Like, OK, have a conversation with the person. Yeah, yes, to a certain degree, as far as sex. Oh, speaking of I got to. Well, you can't see it, but Summer gave me a trophy, a trophy, a trophy for a dick down game. Let me see because I got the TV on. I'll see in a minute. Pops up. Bitches.
Speaker: You stopped this. So I said to stop being. I still see him. I don't know. Maybe it was just on my end, baby. Stop being curious, you weirdo. She stopped my whole face. Everybody thought. And then she called me a bitch. I think I'm going to start adding to our interviews. I'm like, so what's your number? Yeah, come on. Let's not do that because you're going to kill our numbers real quick.
Speaker: Yeah. That's, that's cause I dicker down, right? No, I know just a hundred percent, right. I, sex is, sex is a little bit more to me than just a random hookup, but I'll fuck around with people, you know, like, Oh, we can, we can do all kinds of fun stuff. You know, we can, I mean, there's a lot of other stuff you can do outside of sex. And I, and that number is a totally different number than, Oh yeah. No, believe it or not. That's a totally different number.
Speaker: My woulda coulda shoulda number is crazy low. Why do I wanna be single? Did I ever say that I wanted to be single? If I'm single, it's not gonna increase my number. Who said I wanted to fuck around? Me.
Speaker: And I ain't on a whole nother level of bullshit. Get your side piece. Do whatever you gotta do. Where are you getting all this crazy ass bullshit you're from? Don't get mad at me when you end up in a fucking river. People asking what happened. Oh shit. Open casket or a closed casket for you. That reminds me of speaking of caskets. You know the guy that wrote
Speaker: the book fight club that became the movie yeah i was watching an interview with your favorite person and the only reason i was watching because of that dude because i love that book because you because you like joe roe good yeah well i do i think he's funny sometimes i love watching him with joey diaz there's nothing funny in joey diaz on the i told you to go to nashville i told you to take the job don't even don't even do that someone was basically off our store in nashville
Speaker: Summer was as I was offered a job in Nashville making six figures and I told her to take it I just couldn't move down there If she wanted to take it I was uh, I am not reminiscing about getting my dick set I'm just telling Jeff that my quote unquote body count is extremely low, but I was still doing other things Well, I got you in trouble I got you in trouble
Speaker: Your wife has four boyfriends I Can't pronounce his last name but the guy that wrote the book Fight Club He was telling Joe the story about how his father was murdered his father was murdered now his parents were divorced and
Speaker: I know. I apologize Jeff. That was kind of a low blow on my end towards you. I'm sorry. Someone just shouted at me. Yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah. That's okay. But he was telling this story about how his dad got murdered. Cause he was like, well, my father was murdered and Joe was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. This I got to hear. And I was like, dude, that's fucked up that he actually, he was like, tell me the story. And I was like, calm down. But he tells the story and he says his dad,
Speaker: his parents were divorced and his dad met this woman and they you know they fell in love and her her ex -husband was going to jail or just getting out of jail and his dad lived out in fucking mountains somewhere and he was going to pick this woman up to bring her to the mountains to hide her from this her ex -husband her ex -husband claimed if I ever catch you another man whether we're divorced or not I'll kill you both and
Speaker: So she's like, my ex -husband's getting out of jail. And he's like, well, let's go to the mountains. He won't be able to find us. So he goes to, uh, he goes to go pick her up and there's a boulder in the middle of the road. I can't drive around it. So he spends like three hours breaking up this boulder and moving it. So pick her up. He gets there and they're loading the car and her ex -husband shows up. Shoot. Here's the question. Dad and the leg.
Speaker: They run inside, and the guy sets the house on fire, and they both died. Jesus Christ, here's the question. Who just randomly has equipment in their truck to spend three hours busting up a boulder? Well, no, he apparently went back to the house and got everything, because he was only like a quarter mile. It's like his drive away was up the side of a mountain. So why did he just? If you live around it, because if you go around it, he falls off the fucking mountain.
Speaker: Yeah, but I mean, if you live in the mountains, obviously, you have weapons. You just go to the house and hang out. And if the dickhead shows up and he comes walking up, you couldn't go. Yeah, he couldn't get to the woman. And if that boulder wouldn't have been there. He would have gotten to her on time and they both would have survived. Huh? What? And I guess I know it was a dick move summer and I apologize. I'm sorry. Carved in the boulder destiny because
Speaker: He always told this woman that it was destiny that they met Yeah, so he carved it in so that once they came back he could show her to her look I made that for you as they drove by She never got to see it So she took the time while he was busting up this border to carve in destiny The time it took you to carve destiny in that shit. You could have got there and got the fuck out and lived you
Speaker: But it's a fucked up story. I literally, the clip is on YouTube. And I was like, whoa. Like it was really fucked up. But what was the most fucked up thing about the whole story was the fact that Joe was like, tell me about how your dad was murdered. And I was like, dude, what the fuck?
Speaker: I would never ask. Well, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't breeze past that. We had somebody on here and we had somebody on here and whatnot and they were like, Hey, you know, my, you know, so -and -so was murdered. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I mean, I totally get it, but it, it just, the way Joe said it, I was like, damn dude, fucking at least spit in your hand before he shove it up his ass. Good Lord. Like spit on it or something. He was just like, tell me about that.
Speaker: It wasn't like it was like a, I'm going to ease up to this question. He was like, wait, tell me about that. I was like, dude, a little bit. Well, summer, summer is in the chat, just giving me 17 different kinds of hell. I know she was like, that was low. Dick move. And I'm a bitch. I know it was.
Speaker: I apologize. It was a low blow. It was a two shot. I shouldn't have done it, but I, yeah, I'm sorry. I saw it. I ignored it. She told me, she told me she wasn't taking the job in Nashville. I know you told me you weren't going to take it. I, I, and I told you that I was supporting you. I love you, Chris, but six figures, man. I don't know. No, in all honesty, whether she took it or not, I was going to support her either way. And, you know, that's like a given.
Speaker: You gotta, you gotta support the decision. Six figures is six figures. And the fact that she's not taking six figures for your ass. Geez. I know, right? Something's wrong with her. Well, I mean... I love you something for something. I know. Well, she wasn't going to take it without me moving. And I just, I can't move. Even though, even though, even though my kids pretty much hate me and her boss it is, but that's beside the point.
Speaker: But she also said she wore her necklace. My dumb ass. I bought her this really pretty necklace. And she don't even wear necklaces. And I bought this really pretty necklace for her. I thought she was going to like it. She does like the necklace. She just doesn't wear necklaces. But she said she wore it today. And a lot of people loved it. Aw. And I say, I'm not a jewelry guy. I can't wear jewelry. I don't even wear jewelry.
Speaker: I wore a wedding ring for like six months and it literally hurt my hand because I'm kind of working on something or building something. We're talking about, well dude, I work with my hands every day all day long and I still, and I have, I know you didn't, and you weren't, yeah I know you didn't. She said I wore it for two months straight.
Speaker: But, um, necklace, but I haven't worn one in years. For my birthday, uh, summer originally, she had got me, um, she got me doing, uh, uh, to put on, uh, my ring finger because she got me a ring a while back and it's, um, it's got, um, uh, Norse, Norse runes on it. Right. Basically, basically it's, uh, um, if you, if you look up the runes and whatnot, it's a, it's a, it's a strength and protection, um, thing.
Speaker: And I wore that on my ring. I wore that on my, I wore that on my ring finger forever. And then for my birthday, she got me a new all black tungsten ring and she got me a couple of bracelets, which I love the bracelets. The only downfall was is I have giant wrist. Yeah. So they wouldn't fit. So she, that's what she took them back and that's where she got me my, and I loved, and I loved the bracelets. The one was a really cool jig and bracelet.
Speaker: and it had like old school it was like a dragon head like a like a Asian like a Asian type dragon and then the chains looked like old school like an old school chain like what they would use to chain prisoners up the problem I have with my writing ring that I used to have
Speaker: Is I have bony fingers. I don't even see my fingers are really small So if i'm wearing a ring and you shake my hand, it hurts my hand where the ring is It crushes the ring up against my other fingers Oh So it would hurt my hand But But yeah, the bracelets didn't fit So that's she took them back in this she got me my mouse care picture and a bronze blanket Uh and and my cup
Speaker: I was getting there. I didn't forget. Calm down. And she got my cup. It's it's a flag cup and it's like a tattered flag and then it's got what does it say on that? It's we the people. That's what it is. Oh, yeah. In that script they used on the Constitution. So I love it. It's awesome.
Speaker: um but also because she's a smart ass she got me anti -aging mask she's she's sitting here she's sitting here she's like you forgot about your face mask and your cup and your picture and i was getting there i was trying to break down what the sequence of events was the braces didn't fit which i really liked
Speaker: Um, a lot because as you said, you're not a jewelry person, but right. I do. I wear the only piece of jewelry I want is actually from a game there. The game get days gone. It's about a biker and the whole time it's his favorite game. It's the only game you ever referenced. I love that game. It is literally the unsung hero of first person shooters, but
Speaker: But the whole time he's looking for his ring that he gave his wife. And when the game came out, they gave out 50, they sold 50 of the toolboxes. And it came with said ring. And I've been looking trying to find one online. And nobody wants to sell theirs.
Speaker: I saw that somebody did an unboxing of the game and comes with like a poster and a t -shirt because he's a former biker. So it says Mongrels, Farewell Oregon on it, and MC and all that stuff. And the ring is a dog biting a chain, very much like the logo of the Mongrels.
Speaker: And it looks so fucking cool. And the fact that they actually made at least 50 of them that I think they gave one to everybody that worked on the game as well. But I cannot find one to sell or someone. Well, that's that's how that dragon bracelet that summer got me was.
Speaker: where you where you can exit it. You open the dragon's mouth and connect it to the loop. It was really cool. And I really honestly I would love to find because that's another thing that I really like our dragons. I'm a big dragons guy. So I would love to find out. I'm telling you, you should watch fucking game. I don't really care for the dragons and fantasy movies. It's porn with. It's it's more dragons. I know.
Speaker: But I like the mythology and the history and stuff behind dragons. Every dragon has a meaning. Did you see that magic on Hey Dragon movie? Jesus Christ. I really wish you could see the comments. I gotta fry chicken. Go fry chicken. You are not wrong in any way, shape, or form, baby.
Speaker: at all. 100 % agreed. Front and back. Hashtag. Hashtag front and back. I like having the sex with you. All of the sex. Oh, Kevin's been in the comments the whole time. I didn't even know that.
Speaker: Sorry, Kevin. I didn't see my Facebook comments. They weren't refreshing. Yeah, he did. That's why you got to get on Haps there, Kevin Hawley. I don't know when the hell he commented. Jesus. I swear to God I'm floating. Kevin was commenting in the chat. I don't know when he was doing it, but yeah, apparently he was here. I don't know if he's still here or not, but if he is,
Speaker: Can we go download Haps Haps and I'm down to do an after show. I got some more everybody here's asleep Yeah, go to sleep you little motherfuckers Which is why I don't mind the comment about
Speaker: Summer's over here being nasty. God, I wish she lived up here. So she can beat you when you make a nasty comment. She's smart. So she can smack you every time you make a comment. I don't make comments. She doesn't want to make any comments. No, she yelled at you for the comment.
Speaker: And now she was here. We had been doing our lives. I could have this one of my favorite past times is having sex with her. Give me sex and, uh, sex with summer and Cleveland Browns on TV. I'm in heaven.
Speaker: That's why I wanted to do an after show because I have comments that I can't make. Oh, apparently he's going to give me a blow job while we're live. I'm down. I was just thinking that I said, so, so that I'd be watching the TV and I just see her head bobbing up and then Jeff's finally going to get a laptop laptop. You'll move up here before Jeff has a laptop. Probably. We're going to be alive and just, it's going to be talking. He's going to just go, wait, what the hell?
Speaker: full minute. Those bangs. Those bangs. Summer. Summer Christmas, right? Those are great. You look great with bangs, but Jesus. Your head doesn't move very far up and down. He does have a small dick. Good Lord.
Speaker: I told you. Suck in your gut or something Chris, Jesus. Bounder and president of TPG. It is sucked in. And I shaved so it looks bigger. And we're stupid. Have you seen, have you seen Jeff Fox, Willie Billing, and uh, uh, what's his name? Drew Carey? How do they do the big deck? Oh, I think I have. Yeah. I love you pretty girl.
Speaker: I hope you sleep good. But yeah, so let's go ahead. Wrap this up four hours long while we got off on some fucking dangerous tonight. And I didn't mean Jesus Christ. I do apologize. Y 'all we done. We done went off the deep end tonight. A little bit of this, a little bit of that. It was a good show at the end of the day. Yeah. I love you too, baby. Love you too. Pretty girl.
Speaker: But thank you guys for listening. What the hell did you just say? Me too. Don't forget about me. I love you in a platonic way. Good Lord. You love her like we love each other. Yeah.
Speaker: Exactly. I'm always like, what's up, dude? I used to look like I got so arrested back in the day. I used to love her, but I had to kill her. My man was talking about a fucking dog and everybody thought he was talking about about an extra offer. Like it was a dog.
Speaker: uh anyways thank you guys for listening thank you guys for hanging out chatters box thank you guys as always you guys are awesome
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Speaker: As Boyz II Men once said, we've reached the end of the road.
Speaker: a little reach around from earlier where you're talking about Kim's convenience. Yeah. You like that? With the voice to it. Every time somebody leaves the shop, he's always like, see you. See you. He does the accent, the whole fucking show. You know, obviously he's Korean, so it's easy for him. But he's always like, see you. Start incorporating that. You can do your deuces and I can go see you. See you.
Speaker: Anyways, that's the end of the show. We will be back Wednesday night with a brand new episode of Nonsense Will Nonsense. Keep in mind, Wednesday nights, we have a new starting time. We'll be starting at 6 o 'clock on Wednesdays and after 8 o 'clock because this grumpy old grizzly bear has to get up at 4 .30 in the morning now.
Speaker: Yeah. We'll see you guys on Wednesday night. Thanks for hanging out. Thanks for listening. Hopefully you enjoyed the show. Yeah. You didn't email us. Tell Jeff he he sucks and uh he'll get better. Yeah. With that being said. Well, that was a little premature but okay. No. I'm good at premature. Would that mean?
Speaker: we're gonna we're gonna end the show with the uh official we have we have made this our official closer which is kind of sad because i think we literally go on for like an hour about us singing this song because i sing it every time well oh we are we both sing it we both chime in everybody hears us you know what you know what's crazy though i literally sang along wednesday
Speaker: every word. And I relist. I sing along every time. I know, but you can't hear us singing. Oh, no, no, no, you can't. The only time you can hear us singing is more laughing when he's in the convenience store. And when we both. But the official closer of the song by the one and only blacktop mojo, go check them out on social media as well.
Speaker: And a huge shout out. Thank you to blacktop mojo. The ending gets longer and longer. The closure of this fucking show gets longer and longer. Still goddamn show, but we are into this. We are going to come back. If you guys like to feel free to download the half set, uh, Twitter, uh, Twitch and YouTube, we'll be live on Twitch, YouTube, Twitter, and, uh, perhaps we're not going to go live on Facebook because they yell at us and, uh,
Speaker: enjoy a little black cotton mojo with our official show closer maybe okay i broke it oh god i broke it that's not the song that's not the song oh god i'm playing two songs at the same time oh shit no i'm not i don't know what's going on but i'm just pushing buttons no they're labeled i'm just you just can't find it under fucking the keyboard
Speaker: I'm all over the place over here. Oh, there's a third song. Hold on. What is going on? Everything's going to hell. There's a four song. Oh my God. What did I do? This is what it feels like to be Kevin Hawley folks. Nothing's playing. Maybe we won't have a closer. Oh God. Here they come. Here they come.
Speaker: No, dude, I have four fucking songs for you.
Speaker: music
Speaker: Raise the blade above the head As I begin to reach each step Oh! Murder in the sky Take this act with mine I wanna live forever And all the spirit in the earth Give me all your blood Make me a god like you
Speaker: Around the woods a thousand eyes look on and she stops to feast There was a smile on her face that she was about to leave It's a left to back again
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. They're pretty good. Oh man, like something sharp. Something like I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp cheddar combos over there. It's kind of like a Ritz cracker pregnant with a cheese baby. Cheese baby.
Speaker: Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and borrow your bathroom key as well. Uh, yeah, bathroom key. All right. Right there.
Speaker: coin shortage. I love how they just drop out of the music and come back in and punch you in the face with that. I'm sorry. Here she comes.
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck! Chuck! Wow! I'm all alone in the sky! Take this action, fine!
Speaker: I want to live forever And I'll spill it in the air Give me a river Make me a god like you Make me a god like you Yeah
Speaker: Hell yeah. Fucking love those guys. And we will be back with the after show, fuckers.
