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Speaker: M&M's will be releasing their first all-female character designs, including a fat M and a lesbian M, with a copy on the package that reads, Supporting Women, Flipping the Status Quo.
Speaker: Next time you hear a woman griping about the patriarchy and inequality, just say, Hey, you got female M&M's, what more do you want?
Speaker: In other news, artists at M&M's befuddled on how to illustrate a trans M. The House of Representatives voted on naming a room in the Capitol after former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.
Speaker: So, the next time your kids take a field trip to Washington, D.C., make sure they get pictures in drunken commie trader parlor.
Speaker: Oh, hang on.
Speaker: This just in.
Speaker: Tom Hanks and wife Rita Wilson will stop eating meat on Monday saying, Doing without meat is good for the planet and the animals we share it with.
Speaker: How many cars are at Casa de Hanks?
Speaker: Are they all electric?
Speaker: What is the carbon footprint of your mansions?
Speaker: D, mind your f***ing f***holes, you f***s.
