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Episode 209: 2ND TASTE OF #209: “This Episode Was Recorded Near a Gas Stove! In a Locked Garage! Without a Mask!” image

Episode 209: 2ND TASTE OF #209: “This Episode Was Recorded Near a Gas Stove! In a Locked Garage! Without a Mask!”

S4 E209 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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  • Stop what you’re doin’ / because she’s about to ruin / the thinking and the reason that you’re used to! One of Hollywood’s “Top 3 Stupid", most needy, and least relevant needs more attention!
  • “The Top 3 Things Amateur Nation Continues to Ignore”. 
  • “Being Fine with Being Gro—“, I mean, “Body Positivity”


*On “A la Carte”:* Gay, fat candy, a room just for drunken Commies, and look out, Kamala “Slingblade” Harris! Here comes John “Lurch” Fetterman in “The Race for Incoherency”!

*On “3 Pro Things”:*
a Dad shows a school board who's a boss, MEN at Work, and a message for teens that Amateur Nation will ignore because their pronouns need updating.

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