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Nonsensical Nonsense 331 Thank you for 10K!!!

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Nonsensical Network

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Speaker: Thanks.

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Speaker: Hey, what's up everybody? Happy fucking Monday. Some of us it's a victory Monday. Some of us it's not. I am some of us that is celebrating victory Monday.

Speaker: Hopefully everybody had a good Monday. Catch a week started out. Good. Uh, good fit in all that jazz Georgia weekend. Hopefully you got to enjoy some football yesterday. There was a lot of really good games, but I am going to welcome the nonsensical nonsense.

Speaker: If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on all them social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Tik Tok. Don't forget, you can't hang out with us live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays, 7 p .m. ish here on YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook. And if you can't join us live or if you miss us live, you can list us anytime, any place. On Zincaster, Spotify, everywhere you listen to podcasts app.

Speaker: Oh, a nonsensical nonsense podcast, or you can simply go to the link at the bottom of your screen bio .link slash nonsensical nonsense. It's going to have all of our links there for all of our social medias, including links to our sponsors as well. Check them out. Don't forget to use promo code words are hard. If you decide to buy anything, get those discounts. What's going on? Jeez. What's up? Benji. Golf Hawk. You've got bitch made man.

Speaker: I lost to a loser. Well, you got your ass handed to you twice by me this year in multiple different leagues. So I guess that makes you the loser and you're an asterisk champion. I keep telling you that you're an asterisk champion in a league that is only 40 to 50 % active. Calm down, bro.

Speaker: Jeff almost beat you and he still could, if Buffalo shits the bed, you could lose to Jeff tonight. If Buffalo absolutely shits the bed against Denver and their defense get negative points, calm down bro, calm down. I took you and Brian both to the woodshed this weekend in fantasy football. So cheers to you boys.

Speaker: Talking all that mess about good going to the principal's office, get an old school ass. Well, I ain't even done yet. I still got a running back that might give me one or two points. I don't know. What's going on everybody? Happy Monday. I'm in a good mood. Obviously I'm in a great mood. You see me, I'm rocking my colors. My team in a absolute dog fight last night.

Speaker: coming back from a 14 point deficit with nine minutes to go in the fourth quarter and winning by a fucking field goal. Glitter clock. Glitter clock. Glitch clock in the house. Glitch clock. Glick. That's a tongue twister. So that fucking three times phase, but none of that shows him.

Speaker: game started out. I was like, Oh, here we are again. Baltimore kicking Cleveland's ass up and down the fucking field for the next three hours. This is going to be fun. Cleveland said, Nope, we ain't having it. We're done with your bullshit, Baltimore. Uh, Seahawks did win yesterday. Uh, I was watching that game too. There was a lot of close games. Yeah. They came down to the wire as well.

Speaker: Um, a lot of the games yesterday were, I mean, there was a couple of absolute blowouts, but for the most part they were, they were pretty close games yesterday.

Speaker: But we will get into football talk. We will get into some fantasy talk. But before we do that, I know I said this Saturday night, but I don't feel like it got the attention that it deserved. And that's no shade towards Jeff. I just know Jeff is camera on mic on I'm here. That's about the extent. So he may not understand fully even though I've told him the amount of work that I put into this podcast. I do want to say a huge thank you.

Speaker: to all of you guys who listen to Shatter's Box during the live shows and everybody who listens to the replays. We did hit the 10K mark for plays on Zincaster, which was like, oh, I don't need anything. I've been doing a podcast for two and a half years. I understand that, but I took a huge risk when I went to Zincaster and we basically started all over again.

Speaker: And we went to Zincaster about four months, maybe five months ago. And it was a huge risk for me to completely start all over. Yeah, we have yet, we had the episodes and everything like that. But to essentially start over, because we weren't going anywhere, we've kind of plateaued in it. There was no benefit to stick with Anchor. Yes, Anchor is a great platform for podcasters. It's owned by Spotify, it's ran by Spotify.

Speaker: Really no, no growth there, unfortunately, unless you have money to sink into it or this, that and the other thing. And I'm already sinking money into this podcast every, every month. I have been since we started it. But, um,

Speaker: there was an opportunity to, it's not like Zincaster came to us. I mean, anybody can take the opportunity and I would recommend podcasters if they really want to grow, if they really want to do something, if they're, you know, if they've reached kind of a plateau, you know what I mean? To check out Zincaster because that's their number one focus is growth and getting ears on your show. But anyway, so we started over fresh. Um,

Speaker: And, uh, I was nervous about that because I'd already put a lot of time and energy and effort into the growth that we had and everything like that. So it might not sound like a lot to some people, um, but it's kind of a big deal and I'm grateful. I'm very grateful for the listeners. I'm very grateful for the people who do listen to the replays. Excuse me. You know, um, whatever platform you listen to us on.

Speaker: And and I love having you guys in here for the live shows as well Especially the chatters box when the tennis box gets going man. The tennis box is a lot of fun y 'all are damn trip Especially on Mondays when I'm by myself for the time being You guys are a fucking trip sometimes So a huge thank you to all you guys even our haters I know you guys say you don't listen and you don't watch but I know you do and I appreciate it You know We do get a lot of hate

Speaker: A lot of shade thrown our way. Uh, is it because, uh, we're very blunt. We're honest. We don't dance around with the bullshit. I don't know. Maybe, uh, we don't buy into clicks and niches very well, uh, because we're not going to do that song and dance with people probably, but that's okay. Uh, there's enough people out there that do like us and do enjoy what we do. And, uh, we're going to keep doing it.

Speaker: Because we're having fun doing it. I I don't plan on going anywhere That's what she said We are there I've heard I don't know. I don't I don't listen. My daughter has Apple podcast Um, so yeah, like I said huge fucking thank you to you guys Keep listening. Keep enjoying the show. Make sure you check us out on our social media and

Speaker: Give all that a follow and I appreciate everybody who shares because I know people out there sharing a show and that's huge too. That's awesome. I've said for a long time about this podcast, I can share it to 40 people. 30 of those people aren't going to like it, but 10 of those people are going to like it. Maybe those 10 people share it to 40 people. You do the math there.

Speaker: 10 of the 40 people that they send it to like it and then et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. So that's really cool. Especially if you guys like to show enough to want to share it. Let me get rid of that down there. Bio .link slash nonsense school nonsense. You can find us all there.

Speaker: Um, like I said, I, I was trying to say that Saturday night, Jeff is very one track mind and he kept wanting to talk about movie or car or something. I don't know. It was just like, you know what? I'll just, uh, I'll just say it Monday when, when, uh, what is just me kind of running the show and doing my thing. Why in the hell, all right, we're going to do this tonight, huh? Um, one second.

Speaker: I don't know about you guys, but I had a light behind me that was driving me absolutely insane with the glare. Holy crap. That's better. It was just driving me crazy. Maybe not you guys, but definitely me nonetheless. Let's get that turned out a little bit. That's a little bright there. It's all bright and shitting here tonight. What the hell's going on? Come on, click. Get your shit together. Um,

Speaker: So any, again, thank you guys. That's awesome. Appreciate it. Love it. Love and watching, watching the numbers. Um, especially when, when our dollars and stuff like that say that nobody listens, nobody likes what we do. Um, I may be different numbers. Don't lie.

Speaker: I'm working on a post Unfortunately, I want to put a post out but you know, you're busy. I was super busy yesterday That's super busy but busy enough, you know got I was watching football and whatnot my Middle daughter had a big band concert yesterday. It was really cool. She was awesome. She The last two years

Speaker: She has become a totally different little girl. I think I've said it on here before she used to be real kind of closed off and Shy and kept to herself and Didn't really want to make friends or anything like that, but she joined band Last year she's in her second hair pan and Within a few months of her joining band. It was like a whole a whole new

Speaker: person. She really come out of her shell. She's she's gotten a little bit more adventurous and social to say but she's loving them and and to see the progression to today and you know yesterday when she was up there performing and dancing and and smiling and having a good time uh you know and that's why those feel good dad moments I guess uh I guess if you know any of you guys out there are

Speaker: or parents or whatever. You know what I'm talking about or maybe even aunts and uncles. Some of you guys feel that sense of pride in your nieces and nephews as well if you don't have kids. But it was a good time. It was a good show. Their band is

Speaker: the heart of that damn school, I swear to God. And it's so big. I mean, there's so many kids from seventh grade all the way up to senior and then just the varsity marching band. Some of you guys may have seen last year when I went to a couple of football games just how big that band really is. It's really cool. It was a good time. Then we had some adult stuff to do afterwards. The kids were at their moms.

Speaker: uh, grocery shopping and just, just do whatever odds are in stuff before the kids came home today. So, you know, a little bit busy, but I am working on a post.

Speaker: I want to put on social media, but thank everybody for the for the listens and even the live views I mean the numbers are there on the live views as well And that's crazy. I mean it doesn't always show when we're live and stuff like that But people do watch a lot of people do watch the replays Or there's like one person that watches a replay over and over again. I don't know Either way, that's awesome, but I know that I know that like I said, thank you guys. That's I Talk a lot and words are

Speaker: are not that hard sometimes, and I talk a lot. Essentially, thank you guys. Seriously, it means a lot to me because I'm chasing as crazy as this sounds and probably as goofy as it sounds. I'm chasing a dream. This is my dream. You know, podcasting, radio, whatever. And I'm late to the game. I'm in my 40s, but you know what? Better late than never. So it does mean a lot to me.

Speaker: especially the amount of work and hours and time and energy I put into it. It's nice to see it paying off a little bit. So thank you, guys. Anyway, let's get into. Let's get into some football talk, shall we? As I said, before the show even started, cowardice, golf hawk, cowardice, I say, you talk all kinds of mess all week long.

Speaker: about you're gonna do this, you're gonna do that, you're gonna beat me so bad. I'm the greatest champion in fantasy football, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I told you what was gonna happen this year. So far, I'm living up to my words. I told you guys I was coming at you. All you gotta do is make the playoffs. You're not gonna win them all. You don't have to win them all. You just have to make the playoffs. And what happens in the playoffs, happens in the playoffs.

Speaker: Told y 'all, this is my revenge tour. I started off a little sluggish, but now I've been on my, on my game ever since. And I've been taking names and whooping ass across the board in fantasy football in that particular league. And you just so happened to be my most recent victim. I had a nice, um, nice fantasy football weekend for myself. Personally, I got three leagues, three, you know,

Speaker: certified ass whoopings across the board for everybody. Everybody was getting these hands. It was good to see the Niners back up and running. I do have in one league. I have four of my starting players are from the 49ers four or five of them. So it was good to see them back up on track. We do have a podcast league.

Speaker: You guys have seen Brian on the show before. Brian's been a part of the show. He likes to come in and hang out. He got beat down yesterday in that podcast league. And like I said, Jeff still has a very slim chance to win against golf hockey.

Speaker: There is a 0 .06 point difference between golf, Hawk and Jeff and their game. And golf Hawk has the Buffalo defense to play tonight. And like I said, if Buffalo's defense shits the bed and plays like they have been playing against Denver, Oh, negative one point. That's all. That's all. And it's a wrap.

Speaker: Now in my podcast league, it is. There is a. Currently before the new standings come out Wednesday, there is a four way tie for second place. I'm up in first place, just kind of chilling mind in my business. Everybody's two to three games back behind me. I won one game. I'm sitting in like third

Speaker: Third place in that league. And I beat you in my league. And I'm going to do it again this week. And that fake fantasy football league. You heard what I said. You're a fucking coward. You're hit and run. You don't stick around. You run away. It's been a week talking shit.

Speaker: Now come and get your comeuppance. My podcast league is a is a tight is a tight. I mean guys have got to be careful outside of Brian. Who's just unless he wins out doesn't doesn't have a chance. But guys gotta be careful. Does one loss in that league? It is that tight could drop you out of the playoff intentions.

Speaker: Um, I don't like this app. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sitting in, uh, I'm sitting in fourth place currently, but, um, He's about to drop.

Speaker: And Brian, Brian, it's your statement, Brian. Speaking of that, that, that league, how the hell, how the hell are you potentially looking at dropping an elder's smoke? The man didn't even have two players playing. He would have a full roster.

Speaker: Well, that's what you thought this week too. And how'd that work out for you? No matter how you get there, all that matters is getting there.

Speaker: I think I uh I got Tony next week in his league. And I got golf next week in the podcast league. I can't be stopped.

Speaker: They said, I'm in no, I'm in no position to worry about not making the playoffs in my league. I can lose the game. Plus I got a nice security blanket sitting there in second place that continues to fucking win. I don't know how, but

Speaker: What do you mean is a bell pepper for anything else? I don't know why. I don't think so. Why don't you finish eating your pizza? Yeah. And eat a bell pepper. Huh? Huh? Oh, that's a good idea. Eat a bell pepper and your pizza.

Speaker: Anywho, let's, uh, listen up fantasy football time, because I'm not going to break down numbers or all that other shit. I just like to talk shit about the two leagues that I'm in that pertain to this show, mainly the podcast. Uh, we don't have to like completely not talk about fantasy football, but I want to get into actual football, actual football players. And man, yesterday was a roller coaster ride. Dude, there was so many close games yesterday, but I don't want to talk about those yet. I want to talk about.

Speaker: the blowouts because just do the math, do the comparisons. The Buccaneers beat the Titans 20 to 6. No big surprise. The Titans are really on a down year this year. They're not looking too well.

Speaker: The bucks are kind of hit or miss. They're hot and cold, hot and cold. I think that just came off of a three game losing streak. So they snapped that. Fortunately for the bucks that you play in the NFC South and that's a dumpster fire. So they can still potentially, much like last year, make the playoffs with a losing record, but they beat the Titans 20 to six. The 49ers came back, dominated.

Speaker: Uh, a Jacksonville Jags, what Jaguars team that's been on fire pretty much all season, a couple of slip ups here and there, but they've been on fire pretty much the entire season. And finally 49ers got back into their winning ways and just smack that hell out of them. 34 to not or 34 to three. And then the absolute shell lacking, if you will, New York.

Speaker: Do yourselves in the NFL a favor and just get rid of your teams. Both the Jets and Giants are terrible. They're fucking disgusting to watch. And I know there's Jets fans out there. They're like, oh man, the Jets are gonna win the playoffs. Go Super Bowl. We're gonna win it. Your team's garbage. Shut up, Joe. And you're not really that much better than the Giants. You're literally won two more games than them. You're both disgusting.

Speaker: By the way, you lost yesterday too. But the Dallas Cowboys absolutely had their way with the New York Giants yesterday. Just absolutely had their way. Did whatever they wanted, however they wanted. Going for goofy ass shit like fourth and one when they're already up by 30 some points is completely unnecessary, but who the hell cares? Why not?

Speaker: Now the rest of these games were decided within, I think like five points or less or less the rest of these games. Bears and Panthers on Thursday night came down to a field goal. Indianapolis and New England out in Germany Sunday morning. That was a four point game. The bill or the Patriots are just.

Speaker: Surprisingly bad, especially under Belichick. Um I think I seen the thing that's the dates. This is the worst season. Belichick has ever had with the Patriots Maybe it wasn't Belichick all those years when they were winning. Maybe just maybe it was Tom Brady I don't know Tom Brady didn't go to a shitty team and win a Super Bowl. So I'm just saying um

Speaker: Vikings and saints. They, uh, there was a six point or sorry, uh, eight point game there. So, but, uh, what's still a good game and shout out to Josh Dobbs, man. Josh, Josh Dobbs is killing it. Y 'all, uh, man, didn't have hardly any time to learn the playbook, learn anything. It came right into Minnesota and he is just rocking and rolling, man. So shout out to Josh Dobbs, shout out to the Vikings for getting the win over the saints. Um,

Speaker: Not a shout out to Michael Thomas who did get arrested. I think it was last week for an altercation. Fucking dummy. You're fucking dummy. Bengals dropping an L to Houston Texans who have been on fire this season compared to last season, the CJ Stroud. I told everybody that was a Carolina fan, you don't want Brad Shung.

Speaker: I want CJ. What'd they do? I know. And now they're all but hurt and mad now. Some of our talking shit because he went to Ohio State, which, you know, yes, Ohio State is not known for putting out quarterbacks in the NFL. And who knows what's going to happen after CJ's first year. But leave the kid alone. He's fucking bawling out this season.

Speaker: playing his ass off. He's setting records left and right. So, you know what? Plus big ups Houston. Y 'all beat the Bengals. Thank you. It's always a good day when Cincinnati loses. It's always a good day when Pittsburgh loses. It's always a good day when Baltimore loses and it's even a better day when they lose to the Browns.

Speaker: Yes, I'm biased. This isn't sports radio. This is a sports talk. This is, this is my podcast and I can be biased. I'm a Browns fan. Fuck the rest of the AFC North, especially those dirty shitbirds and the bangles Pittsburgh. Yeah. I can respect the lineage and the heritage and the history in Pittsburgh. So I'm not going to shit on them too much. Well, I will this week because it's Brown Steelers. So, and as you see the flag behind me, we live in a house divided.

Speaker: Mickey is a Steelers fan. I'm a Browns fan. So we have fun. But anyways, big ups to Houston game winning field goal, knocked it down. Take a dub in Cincy over a bingo scene that was on fire after dropping three in a row and then winning four in a row or whatever. Um, but this is what it is doing. Some do some suck it Joe, bro. The lions,

Speaker: continue to show that they are not the same old Lions that we grew up watching that we know these guys are playing some lights out football both sides of the field. But the Chargers took him right down to the wire man 41 to 38 final. I'm excited to see the Lions doing good.

Speaker: I'm excited to watch football on Thanksgiving because it might actually be an entertaining game this year, where usually it's like, well, who's going to kick Detroit's ass this year? Um, you know, might take a nap during this game. Hopefully, you know, dinner's ready and we're eating and done by halftime. I can sneak a little nap in, you know, um, Arizona Cardinals. Welcome back. Kyler Murray.

Speaker: Uh, and they too went on to win by two points against the Atlanta Falcons 25 to 23. I don't know. Everybody was excited for Kyler Murray to come back. I think Kyler's were Murray's overrated and the Falcons are known for not being able to finish a game. I mean, we've known that about the Falcons for like the last five years. You guys could have a 35 point lead and somehow lose by 21. So.

Speaker: Yeah, but but good to see Kyler Murray back on the field. You never like to see people get hurt go down with injuries And it's always exciting even I wouldn't say exciting but it's always good to see them You know come back from injury and and not have too bad of a day The Seahawks and commanders came right down to the fucking wire

Speaker: Um, I thought that game was going into OT. That's how bad the Dallas Cowboys beat down to the New York giants was that game at the start of the fourth quarter on TV up here, they switched over to the commanders and Seahawks game. I really thought that game was going to go into overtime. Um, but, um, man, DK Matt Metcalf, that dude's a monster. And the last two plays right before they kicked that field goal.

Speaker: And we're something else. And the last play before they kicked the field goal, the fight that DK had in him and for the extra yards that granted, he did not get out of bounds, which he should have. But he was literally one or two steps away from breaking that for just an absolute monster touchdown. That's a big dude. That's a big, scary, strong motherfucking wide receiver.

Speaker: So big ups to Gino Smith. I'm not a big Seahawks fan, but I do like Gino Smith. I like seeing this Resurgence this rebirth if you will with Gino I know when he went to Seattle, you know, it was a lot of jokes around, you know, he hadn't had the

Speaker: Most spectacular career, the craziest year our seat or career. Sorry, not your career and it was like a resurgence when he when he went to Seattle. He's been bawling out man, which is crazy because you know they had Russ there and Russ goes to Denver and. I think. Russ got a little bit exposed when he went to Denver. I don't know if it was his age or what it was, but.

Speaker: You know big ups to Gino Smith and the Seahawks and their 12 men out there. The Jets and Raiders and just an ugly. Much like the Bears in Carolina game, it was a dumpster fire of a game. It was boring. It was dumb. I don't know. What do you want me to say? Somebody has to win.

Speaker: So, but the Raiders pulled that out 16 to 12. Tonight we got the Broncos and Bills. And then as I've already said, we talked about my Browns coming back. They fought back the whole game. I mean, you start the game and you find yourself in a 14 to nothing deficit. Watson throws a pick, second play of the game, touchdown.

Speaker: Uh, Mitchell destroys our number one defense plus the 35 yard touchdown 14. Nothing. We hit the ball, go down, get a field goal. They go down, get a field goal still down by 14, shut them out in the second quarter, but we can't manage to find the fucking end zone to save our lives. Um, a couple of field goals still down at half.

Speaker: nine to 17, come out third quarter after halftime, after halftime, it was like a whole new team. And that defense was lights out Lamar couldn't do shit. Lamar Lamar was running for his goddamn life. That whole game after that whole second half, they were eating his fucking lunch, taking his lunch money. They were just bullying that whole man for the entire second half of that game.

Speaker: Um, had a chance to tie it up. The rare miss by Dustin Hopkins. He never misses, especially extra points, but when nine minutes left in the game, my boys were down 31 to 17. They weren't done, baby. All right. The offense blew my mind with that comeback and to take the game game winning field goal, 47 yards out, Dustin Hopkins money all day.

Speaker: Take that dub. Take that win. Tell Baltimore to eat our assholes. Yeah, baby. And now next week, we're going to be rooting for the Bengals because we want the Bengals to beat the Ravens and Thursday night football. Um, and if that happens and Cleveland beats Pittsburgh Sunday night include our Sunday afternoon in Cleveland, you got a new top dog in the AFC North pun intended.

Speaker: We have dogs, but as of right now, if the playoffs started tomorrow, all four teams in the AFC North would be in the playoffs. It's been said a lot this season, and I think it's safe to say this. The AFC North is by far the absolute strongest division in the league. Look what we're doing to opponents. And really the only teams that are beating us.

Speaker: is in our league or in our, in our, in our division at the end of the day. So put that in your pipe and smoke it. Connor, you bitches. Look, it scared off the click from Lord of the dicks. Your favorite place to come visit. Ooh, look, a dick from my mouth. Ooh, look, a dick from my mouth.

Speaker: Anyhoo. Well, NFL wrap up. You guys are football fans. You're aware of the controversy going on in NCAA with the big 10 with Michigan big 10. You fucked up. That's all I'm going to say about that subject. Um, you thought Michigan had a chip on their shoulder this season. Now you turned it into a fucking boulder. You fucked up.

Speaker: You're royally fucked up by taking some goofy -ass action because Ryan Day and some other losers in the conference was boo -hooing and crying to you. Yep, exactly. You running through the landed, the landed dicks, just one right after another, right in your mouth hole.

Speaker: Um, but, uh, yeah, big 10, you should have just pumped the pranks and, and I mean, and this is not me talking shit as a fan talking about how Michigan is just going to whoop. Everybody's asked the rest of the season. It's two games. It's looking at an illegal perspective right now that you guys could have seriously fucked up. Even the NCAA went in CYA mode and they're like, Hey, yo, we weren't even done investigating yet. There's no proof. There's no proof of anything.

Speaker: Y 'all might want to hold on. But no, you know, you got the Ohio State University and other losers in the Big 10. First and foremost, if you can't manage a 500 season, if you're below 500 every season, shut the fuck up. You're irrelevant. Your opinion doesn't matter. And I'm talking to you opposite side of the Big 10. You guys are fucking garbage. Especially when somebody else has come out and provided proof of a certain school

Speaker: and other two schools conspiring and paying said individual to steal Michigan signs last season. But the boys will do what they do. They're gonna kill Maryland this week. It is what it is.

Speaker: Two weeks from now, they'll drive their happy asses right into Columbus, Ohio. Proceed to put another foot right in the fuck eye's ass.

Speaker: And Stephen A. Smith, shut the fuck up, dude. Jesus Christ. Stephen A. Smith, you have got to be the biggest putts in sports television history. You got put in your place by Desmond Howard. You got put in your place by Charles Woodson and Pat McAfee. McAfee, sorry. He also kind of buried your goofy ass. Shut up. Shut up.

Speaker: Nobody cares. Your opinion is mute. Nobody cares. Stephen A. Smith. Go back to making fucking documentaries and shit about Michael Jordan or whatever. They all do. Exactly. Exactly, Carter. That's the thing. They all fucking do it. They all fucking do it. Nebraska's head coach came out and was like. We are the only. I think it was Nebraska's head coach. This was this was after Michigan beat him.

Speaker: He said, we are the only college program or football program or we are the only football program in the country who does not have technology, does not have headsets in our helmets and mics. And we have to use these stupid signs. He said, you go to any high school game in the country, they have technology.

Speaker: They've got the earbuds, the earpieces in the helmets, this and the other. Every NFL team has them. The only sport or the only branch is college football and they're still doing these stupid signs. And he said, you know, everybody does it. Everybody steals signs, but that does not give you an upper hand. You still have to execute. If you don't have the talent and you don't have the players to execute, that don't mean any.

Speaker: He's like, but you can't say that you can't scout a team because at the end of the day, you watch, you watch, you, you literally watch game tape of an opponent for a week prior to playing them. You get every angle from every possible vintage or vantage points you possibly can. So you can see the signs leading up to the week. You, you, you can see, Oh, well they threw these signs up and they did this, you know,

Speaker: And, uh, he's like, it's, it's, it's, it's foolish the way that they're targeting, um, Harbaugh and Michigan. Yeah. Like really Maryland, you haven't learned it. I mean, Harbaugh, his biggest downfall as a coach, he's got winning seasons every year, but up until the last few years, he wasn't, he wasn't beating.

Speaker: State he's still he's only won one fucking bowl game I think one or two bowl games in his entire coaching career at Michigan. That's not good, bro And then you were struggling against Michigan State and whatnot, you know, and those are biggies you have to be throughout you have to win the rivals But he had winning records every season You know, he'd only lose two three games whatever But It's it's

Speaker: There was a broadcaster, I was watching a video.

Speaker: That said, if it wasn't the cheating scandal, you guys would come after Michigan and say, the strength of schedule. Well, if we had to strength the schedule and there was no cheating, then there would be something else. The problem is, is that you love to hate the guy who's on top. It doesn't matter if you're a CEO of a company, if you're a winning sports franchise, people hate who's at top and do everything they can to bring them down. If you're a successful podcast like this one,

Speaker: People try to bring it down, but you can't. Wow, I'm not getting in my feelings. Am I not allowed to have a conversation? Am I not allowed to be passionate about sports? I'd be doing the same shit if they were doing it to Ohio State. I'd be doing this as well. I wouldn't do the same shit they did at Alabama. I actually had to be going, burn them sons of bitches to the ground. Take everything away from them.

Speaker: very fucking saving under the ocean, whatever, just get rid of Alabama. But. But, you know, I was pissed off with the whole you go back when you go back when Tress was at Ohio State and the whole fucking tattoo bullshit, I was pissed off about that. That was the dumbest goddamn thing I've ever heard of in my life. Who gives a fuck if the guy gave away his fucking game warm pants and got a free tattoo?

Speaker: And that's the other dumb shit that really drives me crazy. You didn't realize how retarded you fans look at Ohio state, that team up north, the team up north, and then you'd go and put red X's over every M in Columbus the week before. Fucking ridiculous. A whole bunch of fucking special need window lickers. I swear to God.

Speaker: It's always a big deal. It's always a big game. It's a rivalry game. The biggest rivalry in college football. And there is no, that's not even a biased thing. That's just a factual statement. The biggest rivalry. Both teams could be absolute dog shit and not win again all season. And that's still going to be the biggest college football game of the season. Bottom line. It is what it is. Okay. Well, maybe they will.

Speaker: Maybe they will. Maybe they will. I don't know. Haven't took the last two years. The only people that have been choking has been Ohio State on Michigan's day. Bitch. Now coach will leave for Texas. How would you go to Texas A &M? That's goofy. Well, I mean, you see, there it is again.

Speaker: Now you have a problem with the gays, Connor, huh? That's good to know. You don't like gay people. Jeff's going to be upset as our resident gay.

Speaker: It's not even tradition. It's literally something that's been going on for less than 20 years. You know, it's not tradition. Some loser was like, Oh, look at me. I'm on an X over an M. Yeah. That's all right. We don't call you fucking assholes. The Ohio State University or the Ohio State University or OSU, but

Speaker: Really put the suck in my ass. What up Chris, motherfucker, motherfucker. Do you think you can't help myself? As Jeff was making fun of me because he pointed out to me that I get very animated.

Speaker: So when I get passionate, passionate conversation, very passionate about sports ball. All right. I like booze ball. It's the devil sports. But, uh, I dunno, it's, it's, it's a mess. I'm curious to see how this whole sign stealing thing plays out. Although, although our man, our interim head coach, I gotta say was killing me with his, uh, with his, with his, uh,

Speaker: Uh, interview after the game on the field, I fucking love the shit out of Harbaugh, man, crying and shit. You would have thought Harbaugh died in a plane accident. It was a little bit too much, but you got to love the passion. I'll fucking love the shit out of you, man. What do you think about the guys? I fucking love the shit out of these guys, man. They were out there. They were fighting every day. I was like, what? Dude.

Speaker: Well, my man has been there for a long time. So, you know, he's got to love the school. He loves the program. I ain't mad at him for his excitement or anything like that. Okay. Glad you weren't my kid. I know. Showed your mom a metal coat hanger and tossed you down a flight of stairs. I'm just kidding.

Speaker: I know some of you fucking, some of you fucking goofy ass loud ass Ohio State fans aren't even old enough to really understand the actual tradition of the game or the, the, the, the history of the game. You just know one side of it. They're doing it. There has to be some, I trust me. I want to do a DNA test.

Speaker: Hey, I loved it, man. Hey, look, these guys are in here giving me shit. You already know who I rep OG right there. That's my squad, man. That's my squad right there all day. You already know. I loved it. I loved it. I was loving it. Then my man

Speaker: Quorum come up there, busted ass fucking forehead. I was like, yeah, that's what's up. Blood, sweat, and tears out there on the field. I'm a bad guy. I was born in central Ohio, born and raised in central Ohio, grew up here my whole life, worked for LSU not once, but twice, but I've been a Michigan fan my entire life.

Speaker: My entire family is all Buckeye fans. All my friends are Buckeye fans. My kids are fucking Buckeye fans. I'm a lone wolf. Lone wolfing it out here. Oh. Now I know how my man Kurt feels and Michael feels on NFL game day. That's a hat.

Speaker: All I know is you have been football. Yeah, that's, that's my team. I've been a fan. I mean, I've got, I've got, um, Chris Hutchinson's Jersey in there. I got it when he played, um, Braylon Edwards got two of those Tom Brady. I still have my OG Tom Brady Jersey. I should probably buy a new one, but you know, Hey, I'll do all that. It's a real beverage. I mean, that's my squad. I don't care. I do enjoy the rivalry when, when people are actually.

Speaker: Uh, educated and no better. I mean, I was kind of getting into it on Facebook the other day with a friend of mine. And it wasn't so much that we really got into it about Ohio state and Michigan. It was the fact that, um, he was rattling on and on about Michigan. And then another guy commented and said that Ohio state doesn't deserve to be number one in the bowl or in the, uh, the playoff rankings, uh, that Georgia should be up there.

Speaker: And the other, my buddy was like, wow, Georgia has been playing like shit all year. So I just commented, uh, tell me, you know, nothing about college football for a thousand Alex. And he was like, Oh, I'm like, dude, I didn't even say anything about Ohio state. I was just talking about your lack of knowledge about college football. Ohio state has struggled multiple times against people that they shouldn't struggle against in Georgia has been killing everybody all season. Same with Michigan.

Speaker: I would do that. How have they been struggling all season? You know, like don't fuck bro. I only need to know the last 26 years grabs. Yeah. Well, last 26 years don't mean shit. It's not even real. Didn't even exist. There was a glitch in the matrix.

Speaker: Nice. Hell yeah. Well, happy birthday. Enjoy the game and happy Thanksgiving early. If I don't get to tell you beforehand, I don't see it before. I will be either here at the house or I might go grow a friend's house, but they're all higher state fans.

Speaker: Hikey Peppers was a booze. What? Peppers was a booze and a half. What in the hell was that supposed to be? Promise myself an early night night. If you can call 1 a .m. early. I'm so glad I came in now. You keep talking American football. Well, you know what, you're welcome. Nice.

Speaker: They're so ugly. Oh, so what? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Feels great. Student leader. Bar is set really low if you're a student leader, isn't it? I'm teasing you much. I'll be all dramatic and moody. Shark Week? Now, that explains a lot.

Speaker: shark week at my house. Hey, make some more interesting. If it's number one and the team down south is number one in Michigan is number two viewership through the roof again. They always have ridiculous ratings. The Huskies, the Washington Huskies,

Speaker: Are you talking about coach around? What comment? She knows I'm playing, I just didn't realize it was short week. Washington Huskies.

Speaker: I got no beef with us. He's actually playing really good ball this year. If somebody slips and stumbles, they could, you know, somebody in the top four, if somebody in top four slips and stumbles, Washington can sneak in there. Yeah, man. Look, it's Thunderdome up in this bitch. Nobody's safe. Kids.

Speaker: girlfriend, chatter's box, neighbors, they can all get it. Everybody can get it. Equal opportunity. Equal opportunity shit talking from this motherfucker. I don't discriminate. It's all inclusive. Goddamn neighborhood of kids, they can get it too.

Speaker: That's what's wrong with this generation, man. This is what they're soft. They're soft. This generation is soft. A bunch of softies. Plus I put myself on a pedestal and I looked down upon everybody. So everybody gets it. Cause I'm better than everybody. Didn't you know that?

Speaker: Slip sliding away, slip sliding away, you know. Yeah, well, it happens. I got a one -way ticket to hell. Did you just call her pale, Simon?

Speaker: That's a miss Connor. That's a miss buddy. That shit is nonsense. You know, maybe just, just a dash, just a, just, just, just maybe a sprinkle, like salt base, sprinkle. I'm probably, I'm definitely not bougie, probably a little bit more ghetto than most.

Speaker: in a miss. It's nonsense, Jeeves. I'm probably a little bit more ghetto than I should be, but. Fuck all UMFers, my fat duck fingers, duck beaters, don't work on this tiniest keyboard.

Speaker: So you can make the keyboard bigger. I need you to get squared away so you can come up here and hang out with me on Mondays, be a part of the damn show.

Speaker: You and you and a little dusty spunk can go on tour together. To each their own, I guess. Who am I to judge?

Speaker: But nonetheless, it is Monday. It's about the only day of the week that I try to stay on track. I do wanna take a real quick break. Give me, excuse me, give me a few minutes. Let me go refresh my beverages. See what the kids are doing, all that jazz.

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Speaker: fuckery and tomfoolery shenanigans on a Monday that we normally get. But anywho, I'm here for it. I am here for it. That is four damn sure. We covered some football. We covered college football. We covered fantasy football. We covered the golf hockey sucks and fantasy football. I just like to take digs because I can. Um,

Speaker: I, uh, I've seen this article today, um, out of South Carolina, Benji, uh, down in your neck of the woods down there, uh, buddy, I don't know if you're still listening. They, um, daycare workers, two daycare workers were allegedly busted for running a child fight club.

Speaker: Now this, this news story actually, the situation actually broke with the school or whatever back in 2016, I think. But just recently the,

Speaker: The videos have come out mainly because one of the kids that was older that was at this daycare recorded it because his little brother was actually. In the fight, quote unquote, he's beaten the shit out of another kid. These are three and four year old kids. I basically like. I'm going to run through this article a little bit, but basically like.

Speaker: Say one of the kids was acting like a little bit of a dickhead that day. Well, then they would get another kid and put them up against each other to teach them a lesson. Well, exactly. What happens in baby Fight Club stays in baby Fight Club. First rule, baby Fight Club, you don't talk about baby Fight Club. And then whoever won the fight would get rewarded with extra nap time, extra

Speaker: snacks, whatever, but, um, rogue daycare workers busted for allegedly running a child fight ring. Uh, police said in South Carolina, daycare teachers, Serena Caldwell, 56 and Erica Jones, 27 encouraged 14, three and four year olds to fight one another.

Speaker: You know what? I'm not going to lie. I don't know about like, I'm not going to encourage the kids to like kill each other, but I'm definitely putting together like, like toddlers wrestling entered the TWE, you know, like toddler wrestling entered, you know, whatever, you know, like a little wrestling promotion.

Speaker: But so yeah, so the two teachers, they basically multiple charges from alleging directing three and four year olds in their care to fight each other and allowing violence to proceed without correction, police said.

Speaker: It is a really fucked up story. I'm sorry. I'm laughing at it, but I'm demented and it's funny to me, you know, it's incredibly fucked up. And I, and I couldn't imagine being a parent and knowing that I'm paying a ton of money because we've had the conversation. Childcare is not cheap. I'm paying a ton of fucking money to send my kids to daycare. And I got these two fucking goofy ass teachers that are encouraging my kids or encouraging the kids in my, my kids's classroom to beat the hell out of one another.

Speaker: You know, uh, but it's also being on the outside looking in. It's kind of funny. And I seen it in a couple of videos and it was like, damn, these little bastards can throw hands, man. And now they would put like, it was like a one -handed fight, but they put these, the big, the big styrofoam Hulk hands on them and they only had one hand and they were just, I didn't really throw hands. I was kind of impressed at the little shits. But, um,

Speaker: Kids unlimited of prosperity daycare employees, Erica Jones, 27, the Serena Caldwell, 56, turned themselves into authorities on Thursdays after warrants were issued for their arrest by Newberry County Sheriff's Office. Both are charged with contributing to the delinquents of a minor.

Speaker: and unlawful conduct to a child. According to the department's Friday press release, Jones faces 14 counts of each charge while Caldwell faces 15 counts of each charge. This is good. It's good. Teach a lesson survival of the fittest. I agree. I mean, there's parts of me that agree. There's parts of me that don't agree. Like, you know, I can make an argument for both sides. Like, you know, I've said it a million times.

Speaker: We're not too far off the evolutionary ladder to where it's literally going to come down to survival of the fittest. Only the strong will survive. And that's because of the world that we're creating, because we're letting stupid take over. And unfortunately, only the strong will survive. But maybe stick to teaching the kids colors and the alphabet and maybe some

Speaker: some early reading, I don't know, teach them about paintings and drawings and color in preschool. I don't know. Right? The daycare owner, John David Dawkins, wrote in a statement provided to local outlet that Jones and Caldwell were immediately terminated after staff reported their behavior and security footage was viewed.

Speaker: The facility immediately notified the South Carolina Department of Social Services and the New Boring County Sheriff's Department, blah, blah, blah, the daycare. The foster, whoever fosters, because I skipped all that shit.

Speaker: somebody that's probably conducting the interview or investigation, stated that the behavior started out with Caldwell and Jones saying the teacher had promoted other students or other clients of the daycare to use violence to try to punish a child or make another child compliant. Now that would be your job, Connor. That's unfortunately,

Speaker: Heavy is the crown that you wear. King L. Stupido. Exactly. The children can't consent. And that's where the problem lies is, like you said, it was the survival of the fittest if they were directed by adults. No, this isn't survival of the fittest. We're just talking about life in general, the survival of the fittest.

Speaker: be in loco pantas. Um, no, like I said, it's funny and I'm going to have fun with it and I'm going to talk shit about it. But at the same time, it's seriously fucking wrong. Man, I grew up in the hood. I lived in the hood until I was 12. And then I moved to the country. That's why I said I surprised people. I'm surprisingly, uh, more ghetto than I should be. I'm like, I'm like a ghetto redneck. It's weird.

Speaker: We're talking about daycare baby fight club man, three and four year old fight club, child fight club. Yo soy, yo soy el, El Jefe. There's only one Jefe and that's Bruce Campbell and Ash versus the Evil Dead.

Speaker: Yeah. I mean, it used to be discipline in the States, man. I mean, I like straight up, it's not like you like stole a piece of candy. And next thing you know, you're in the backyard squaring up with your, with your, with your dad or your mom, but you know, I got my ass beat growing up and it didn't hurt. And I mean, it hurt like physically at the time, but it didn't hurt me as an individual. That is for damn sure. Um,

Speaker: but they were using this as a way to punish children and to make them compliant. So he had a four -year -old and okay, parents out there, we've all had kids. We all know toddler stages can be incredibly fun because kids are cool at that age. They're learning new things or learning to talk or learning to do this or learning to do that. Sometimes they say crazy outlandish things, but they can also be a real fucking him.

Speaker: because they become a little bit more defiant. They start to develop a personality. They start to, uh, they, they like to, uh, you know, push buttons, so to say, um, Lord knows my kids. They, they did. And they still do, but I don't like,

Speaker: tell the other two like, okay, you're being a jackass. So I need you other two to just stomp a mud hole in them or her, uh, to, to punish her or him, whatever the case may be to make them compliant so that they listened to me. Um, Foster went on to say, I have no idea what the two daycare workers were thinking of. This is just terrible behavior on their part.

Speaker: I can't imagine why you would do this, he said. A total of 14 children were involved. They had a whole ass, they had a whole ass fight, like a legitimate fight club. They might've had more people involved than Brad Pitt had involved in his fight club. Oh man, all these fake bruising people pretending to be.

Speaker: and get them and be easy. Watch out. Watch yourself. I'm a bad mother. Sit your mouth. For those of you on an island in Atlanta, I am the boss. I am the Jeff. You're the Jeff or the hippie. Your fat fingers are killing you tonight, Brian. Brian Connor.

Speaker: You know what? I'm just going to leave that one up on the board and I'm not even going to address that. Cause I know some of the things Brian said he wanted to do with me. If I ever come to Texas, I'm just saying, or he wanted me to do today. That's pretty fucked up. Some private pile of shit. It is. It is a really fucked up situation. Don't get me wrong. It's comical. It's funny. But like I said, put yourself in this situation. If it was your kids, I would be living. I would probably give these two teachers. Yes. They're, they're females. Deal with it.

Speaker: a taste of their own medicine. I'm not saying I would whoop their ass. I would punch them. Maybe I found some ladies that like to practice mixed martial arts, boxing, whatever. And then I put these goofy bitches in a match against them over and over and over and over again. They'll be like, have you learned your lesson? Are you going to be compliant? You're being punished. You know, just

Speaker: uh it's it's it's a shitty situation being on the outside looking at it you can see where you can find the comic both side of it and laugh and joke at it my dad used the belt my mom used what was in arms reach and my brothers beat me up for sparring well i mean yeah my dad i guess i got the belt a couple times like yeah no

Speaker: My mom, yeah, whatever she could find. I mean, I, I laughed at her one day because she broke a wooden spoon on my ass. And then she found a bigger piece of wood to hit me with. I didn't have brothers. I had sisters. Uh, they would every once in a while get froggy and think that they, because they outnumbered me, but they could take me, but then they'd find out real quick that even when they come together, like fucking Voltron or whatever, I'm still bigger than all of them. So.

Speaker: know unusual line of kicking my sister's asses and then getting in trouble because I hit my sisters when they started but regardless right but that's uh that's how kids form their personalities they're people not robots they were probably taking bets oh yeah the teachers were probably yeah I mean yeah exactly I like I said it's a shitty subject it's a shitty thing to happen regardless

Speaker: But being on the outside looking in and none of my kids were there, none of our kids were there, we could also see the comical side of it. Not everything in life is so serious. Oh yeah. Like I said, definitely make them bitches from compliance. Punish them. Teach them. I am a very, I've always been a very outspoken on this to each and I for an eye, two for two. Here for whatever the case may be.

Speaker: I am 100 % believer in that. If, if you kill somebody and you're found guilty of it, there's no sitting in jail for 30 years, living off the taxpayers' dollars, you get killed exactly how you killed them. Uh, swift justice. If you steal, chop your fucking hands off. You're not going to steal again, Captain Hook.

Speaker: but I'm all for capital punishment. So that's just the thing is the kids at that age are at the programming stage. So at four and five, they're being taught exactly. Well, yeah. And that's the same thing. And that's, this article goes on and on and on. And that's one of those things that this is why this was also such a problem. And the, and there were so many charges put on these two women, because at that age,

Speaker: you are teaching kids that violence is perfectly okay. And that is perfectly okay to solve all your problems with violence. And as somebody who used to believe that, I know that's not true. That's not right because violence only causes more problems in your life. And then you become a certain type of person that may or may not be who you really are, but that's all you know.

Speaker: because that's how you were brought up or that's how you were taught or whatever the case may be. Remember kids acted up and Sally just sent a bootcamp fingers. Yeah. Remember, you remember when Dr. Phil used to do that too. And now she's one of the richest goddamn people on the planet for being a 14 year old fucking hood rat. And now she's an 18 year old fucking hood rat.

Speaker: Unfortunately, we don't live in that society anymore where that works We live in a society where we reward people from being terrible scummy human beings And that's why we have the Kardashians being as famous. They are You know the cash me outside girl. We have all these other talentless hacks that are now the most talented and richest people in the world Because we reward bad behavior

Speaker: Oh yeah, no, 100%. And I was watching an interview with one of the moms whose son was actually in the video doing the ass working and she was broken hearted man. She, she, she was devastated. She, she was, she was a mess. And, and, and, you know, you can make the jokes and you can laugh at it to a certain degree, but there's a serious level to it. And.

Speaker: Yeah, she was she she was like, yeah, I'm I'm suing them. I'm suing the school and I and and other parents are getting involved in this lawsuit because they want justice served to these two women and they want I don't know. I don't know if it's a if it's if it's a money thing that they're going after or if it's just justice. They really didn't elaborate into the video that I was talking or what I was watching it with the interview that they did one of the moms, but

Speaker: I mean, the one lady I seen, she's going balls to the wall. She's going in. She's 100 % all in on tearing this fucking daycare down, setting the shit on fire. Man, I box my kids all the time. No, I usually more,

Speaker: I'm usually, I'm usually more of a yeller. I don't like, like, don't not like yell and scream, but I just raised my voice. I got that dad voice. I mean, I've gotten the whole damn neighborhood's attention out here.

Speaker: You're putting your kids in it, yeah. And that's what's going on. And this isn't the first time it's happened. Sadly, I would love to say, I would love to say that this is the first incident of this happened. But when I was looking for this specific article, there was multiple articles going back multiple years of this kind of stuff happening in day cares. And there was a common trend.

Speaker: commonality. I don't even know if that's a real word. Is it a commonality or a real word? It was not. It is now officially added to the Glictionary. It'll be passed on to you one day too. Do you have a paddle one? The Glictionary. Yeah, the Glictionary. This weekend? Or comparability, compatibility, commonality. I don't know. That this weekend, the moment when she had been in here.

Speaker: There was a dinosaur costing green. Oh, yeah. Nice. Oh, you did? One of the unbelievable ones like mine? Sweet. Well, I mean, that's the thing. And here's the other thing, you know, I don't want to bring up this, this beat down dead horse, but ever since COVID,

Speaker: people are so hiring are so desperate to, to employ people and hire people because nobody wants to work anymore that literally anybody and everybody are able to, you know, there's, they're not really doing the proper background searches and stuff like that anymore. You know, because these companies are so desperate for, for, for fucking employees.

Speaker: Yeah, Tony, what's going on, Tony? Cash. Tony said, what up? He said, what up? Yeah, no. So there was an article that came out today about a police out in South Carolina. But when I was looking for that specific story, there was multiple headlines, multiple stories, like

Speaker: even in like like regular school not even near daycare is a bit like public fucking school actually i think one was a private school above that blew my mind of all the places a private school like yo i don't even know what's on his shirt i didn't even get the hoodie on early i don't know how jeffrey dimer got hired as

Speaker: I don't think Jeffrey Dahmer was a bouncer at a gay, that's very specific. I think he just frequented the gay bar. I don't think it was a black or a white bar. It was just a gay bar in Milwaukee. But I don't believe Jeffrey Dahmer was a bouncer. Oh yeah.

Speaker: He changes his clothes like three times a day. So I knew he didn't have the, actually he'll be getting ready to change here real soon too for bedtime. But, but yeah, I mean, they're not doing the proper checks on these people, man. Especially when you're in a role, not only as you said earlier, like a nurturing type role at a daycare, but an educational leader, you're supposed to be there to teach your kids and educate the kids.

Speaker: but you're also supposed to be creating a safe environment for them. And I mean, I know people can lie and say this, that, and the other thing. People oftentimes have a way of presenting themselves to other people in a certain way when in actuality, they're a fucking scumbag, much like these two said teachers.

Speaker: They presented themselves to be one type of person, but in actuality, they were a totally different type of person. So I mean, that just happens on the daily. That just happens on the regular, in general, in life, period. So I guess it's, you know, I mean, people go into job interviews all the time and say, oh yeah, I know how to,

Speaker: plumb a house. And then you're on the job site and you're like, I thought you were a certified plumber. And then they're like, I ain't never formed the house in my life. I don't even know the difference between a copper and PVC. And then that you're stuck with some guy that you thought was going to do plumbing on the house. And uh, the best thing that motherfucker is qualified to do is pick up trash around the house.

Speaker: And that's just speaking from experience. I've had companies send me electricians and plumbers and framers and drywall guys and painters that I was surprised that they were able to walk and breathe at the same time, let alone do the job that they said they were qualified to do. Oh yeah. Yeah. We all do. We all, we all know people like that in life.

Speaker: I'm not even worried about the game tonight. I don't care about either one of the teams and. I've also won all my fantasy games, so. Was it they're not even showing the touchdown on the. On the on the app. But.

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. That's for you, Connor.

Speaker: A swing and a missh. Just bind everything in PTFE tape. It'll be fine. What is that? Is that a Scottish thing? Is that like the equivalent of duct tape? Or now we have Gorilla tape. There's no touchdown, Tony. Blind ass. Oh, blind ass, goofy ass.

Speaker: I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to present them. Uh, that way if people are watching the replay, uh, they don't think I'm absolutely talking to them.

Speaker: talking to myself like a madman. Uh, if you're listening to us on Spotify, then you think I'm a lunatic and I'm talking to the voices in my head. I promise you there's people that I'm talking to. They're just in the chatter's box. Speaking of which, which is better for taping people up? Really? I would go gorilla all day long. I think gorilla is, uh, is much better than duct tape and, and it doesn't,

Speaker: It sticks way better and it holds better, but it's also easier to take off and doesn't leave a weird residue. She said, too far. Just too far. And then I answer the question. Vaguely, I answer the question as to not

Speaker: go down the road of all I said, it's good for holding stuff together, culpable deniability. Call it plumber's tape. Plumber's tape. That's all it's called. That's all. Give me the role of plumber's tape.

Speaker: I didn't ever know that it had a technical thing. My bad. And I've been in the business for years. That seemed like a question. Tony said we're right. They are right.

Speaker: cable ties, not tape. Oh, zip ties. So when you're hanging, those are zip ties. And who the fuck uses zip ties to hang plumbing? We actually have hooks and straps. I'd like to say something, but you know, your buildings are been standing for, you know, not granted, most of them didn't have actual plumbing, but

Speaker: Couple two three four hundred years five hundred years six hundred seven hundred years, whatever, you know a couple thousand years but I Have no idea what you're talking about Fucking bloody Americans me. What's it called? P? FTE tape Let's let's Google eight this hero. Yeah, that's plumbers tape

Speaker: This is the white tape that you put around the threads before you tighten everything up. Pump thread, pipe thread sealant tape. Yeah. The plumber's tape. The fucking scoots. For fuck's sake. Goddamn Scottish. That's why you're still ruled by England.

Speaker: question with the question. What up, cutters? Ladies, Geebs, Gold, O .G., Bird, and Catacombs. Are everybody in the chair? Tony's chair. What up, businesses?

Speaker: The fuck is cable tie? Did I miss cable tie? Cable ties, not tape. Yeah, but PFTE tape is Palmer's tape and it zip ties. I don't know how many times we have to say it. It's not the Americans that are wrong. It's everybody else.

Speaker: I'm so confused. The cable ties were for Connor. So there we go. Oh, pookums. Connor misses you, but he's also an old one. Hee hee.

Speaker: Um, you got me so confused. So zip ties and plumber's tape is what you're talking about. See how easy that is? Is that, is that easy? Oh my God. If more people would just conform to the American ways, this world would be a much better place.

Speaker: I couldn't even finish saying that with the straight face. That's it all for everybody. Y 'all, I really need to say I really need to start staying off of fucking YouTube because I find myself in these goddamn wormholes. And I was in one the other day.

Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. See, I didn't know you were talking about, I didn't know you were talking about binding. No, no, no, no. The zip ties or cable ties, too complicated, too much work. Tape is better, especially for quick, quick and fast removal and capturing of people. And gorilla tape is better. It holds stronger.

Speaker: it comes off easier and it doesn't hurt as bad. Now, once you have them subdued and maybe partially compliant, maybe you had them beat up by 14, three and four year olds to punish them and teach them to be compliant, then maybe you can use the cable ties. But initially, no, you can't ever, it's too complicated.

Speaker: I respect for the Scots, but I think legs needs to be a better. It's going to kick your ass, Connor. That's pal Simons to you, sir.

Speaker: For fuck's sake, so you need to start drinking coffee or taking speed or something. I feel like you're 10 paces behind. Look, I'm a one man man right now. Sometimes I've missed some comments. I didn't realize that we were still talking about, you know,

Speaker: kidnapping people. All right. We're really, we're really chiptoning into some very seriously illegal activity on the show tonight. All right. We've already got toddlers beating up toddlers. Now we're talking about what products are best products to use to kidnap people and subdue them. I'm just saying, I mean, eventually you will. I don't know. Are you planning on

Speaker: sticking them in a giant oven and cooking them like a giant Thanksgiving turkey. If that's the case, I would use metal wire. That way it doesn't melt, whether it's a zip tie or a cable tie or tape of some sort. You use a metal wire to hold everything in place. You mean Scots, not Scots. You're daffy. I know what that means. I got educated in

Speaker: It's Scottish slang. An unrelated subject. Anyone know a good shovel brand asking for a friend? Anything with a good strong fiberglass handle. You know, nice, depends on what you're doing. I like the pointed with a good fiberglass handle.

Speaker: scott's turf builder uh i think it's more of a preference thing when it comes to shovels so on a uh another completely unrelated uh uh question for you connor uh how's retirement treating you it sounds like you've um picked up a hobby um

Speaker: I don't know. You planning on locking people up in your basement? You building cages down there? Are you bouncing at a gay club? Scott's like the turf filter. Wilkinson's sword. Good shovels.

Speaker: I've never ever looked at shovel brands. I couldn't tell you what brands are out there. I would think that there would be like Stanley or Milwaukee or Craftsman and stuff like that. But I've never looked at shovel brands, to be honest with you. In all the years I've been in construction, I've never once looked at a shovel brand. I just go and find one that I like that feels right and comfortable and whatnot.

Speaker: I've never looked at a brand before them. Now I kind of want to go to Home Depot and look and see what shovel brands are out there. Now I'm kind of fucking curious. I mean, I know the different types of shovels, you know, yeah, you got the square ones and you're pointing ones and, and garden shovels and this, that, and the other thing, but I didn't like specific brands. Huh.

Speaker: And I said, I don't even look at hammer brands either. You know what I mean? Really? The only thing I look at brands is power tools. And I've always been a DeWalt guy. I mean, I've become a little bit, uh, in the last couple of years, quite fond of Ryobi, but I'm always been a DeWalt guy. Scott's weeding feed to replace grass. You recently dug up with your fiberglass handled shovel shovel. That may or may not have Gorilla tape or cable ties under that ground.

Speaker: It sounds like kind of a bad ass brand to be honest with you. I want to go get me a Wilkinson sword shovel. I got a sword. I got a sword in the bed of my truck. It's kind of a bad ass brand.

Speaker: Totally off subject squirrel moment. Just because I do have the game on my phone here, I'm only kind of half -assed paying attention to it. Have any of you guys seen the previews for the new Napoleon, the new Napoleon movie with Joaquin Phoenix? And I'm not talking about Napoleon dynamite. You fucks talking about the actual Napoleon movie. That shit looks good. I don't know. I'm going to sit for three and a half hours worth of a movie about Napoleon, but I kind of want to check it out. I don't want to see it.

Speaker: I'm not laughing. I only need to be able to dig like, well, might I recommend a Bobcat mini excavator instead of a shop? Seems like a lot of work to go three to six foot deep. Also, before you start digging, dial 811. That way you don't actually.

Speaker: bust a gas line or an electric line or a telephone line or underground internet. Because if you do that, then they got to dig it back up. Well, then they're going to dig it back up and go, Oh, surprise, surprise. Um, so definitely dial eight one, one before you dig. Plus we get a gas lines, probably going to blow up. You're going to kill like 75 % of the neighborhood. And that's never.

Speaker: I was not laughing at your cat dying because that is terrible. And that, that I still feel horrible about. I'm sorry for your loss. I was laughing about you saying that you are not good at digging holes because I can't imagine it had to be a very deep hole for, for, for a cat. Um, I don't think he dug a six foot grave. That was a lot of work digging a deep holes. Yeah. And he got a bad back dude. So might I recommend a Bobcat mini excavator?

Speaker: Get a blade on the front. That way, when you backfill it back in, you can also use the blade on the front to grade the yard and then reseed it. About problem solved, man. Bobcat excavator. All the way. Get the rubber track so it doesn't tear up the rest of the yard. Dial before you dig. That is a thing. Do you guys have that there in Scotland? In your neck of the woods? Do you have the dial before you dig thing? Yeah, I think we have the same thing. Actually, that's an actual hashtag or something. I think that's what they say.

Speaker: More, you know, I don't know. Safety first. I don't know. It's something like that. I'm just saying, man. I mean, I used to be a heavy equipment operator. You know, I did that. That was, that was my, that was my job. I mean, so, I mean, I know good quality digging equipment. You know, and that's a quick, easy three to six for the whole Bobcat mini excavator. Now, if you're going any bigger than that, you might want to look at that John Deere, big size, full size excavator or, or Bobcat full size excavator, you know.

Speaker: I'm just saying. I'm making good pints, by the way. We're just going to make money or your bad spelling because we know you have fat Sasha's lean fingers that are just destroying you today. That's a root stony ground. Oh, we got some places like that here. And again, again, another point, if you do have to deal with

Speaker: area that has rock or shale or whatever inside of it. It's also extra hard to dig with a shovel. You know what doesn't have a problem? Excavator. Just saying. Roots, not a problem. Rip all that shit right out.

Speaker: No, for real. No, for real. I cannot remember what it is, but it's 8 1 1. It's like a call before you dig or dial before you dig or something like this. It's something like that. It's something similar. I don't know. Again, being a.

Speaker: former heavy equipment operator and do an excavating before we started any job, we had to call them and they would come out with their little, they had this little device that they would wave at the ground and different tones meant different things. And then they had different colors of spray paint and they would spray the ground. So we knew where gas lines, water lines, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera was, and we're like, all right, well, we can't dig in this section. So we got to dig in this section, but that's the real thing.

Speaker: And hopefully you get a guy who comes out that's competent to a certain degree, because we have had guys come out and completely be wrong. We've hidden phone lines and cable, you know, underground cable, electric, never had a gas line or a water line. However, the township hit a water line. That was fun. They called us out to fix it. Yeah.

Speaker: Exactly. The roots and the rocks, they're going to ruin your day. It's hard on your back. The DeWalt shovel is not built for that. Not unless you get a DeWalt power shovel, which I don't even think that exists, but maybe I'll make one. And then I'll be a billionaire. That'd be cool. Not a bad day. Um, but yeah, it's just, again, Bobcat mini excavator. Problem solved. I just made your life so much easier. Or your friend's life. Sorry, your friend's life.

Speaker: I'm fine. My dad's first sleep drives me around. And his chick, what in the hell are you talking? What? Did you just have a stroke lady? Am I missing something? Yes. It's just, what are you, what are you talking about? Those are what they just literally said 8 1 1.

Speaker: Like 10 times, that is the number you call, but they have, they have a phrase, they have like a catchphrase or a slogan or something. I'm just saying you do a pretty good job with the hashtags. I can't remember half of them because now I have a drinking problem.

Speaker: Apparently, or that's the narrative that's been spun. God forbid like drinks a couple of nights a week. I say we start a high quality show trouble brand. Yeah. The GNC shovels.

Speaker: We'll figure it out. We'll talk. I'll have my people call your people, your people, and my people will set up a lunch date. We'll figure this out. I don't think I know the JBC song. This is another Scottish thing.

Speaker: Is this another thing like that wrapper the other night? Oh, excuse me. Oh, wait a minute. Hold on a second. I think you guys can hear this. Hell, I can't even hear it.

Speaker: Yeah, I have no idea what that is. I have no idea what that is. Yeah, that is definitely a, that's a your people thing. That was not, dude, it was you. To which Connor responded. That's what he said.

Speaker: I'm just kind of losing a whole different world. Yeah, never heard of that before. There is, I guess there's like this little kids show or something around here that

Speaker: talks about, it's got this little kid that sings about, uh, like bulldozers and dump trucks in school. I don't know, but that's what I thought it initially was when he told me it was a solid to look it up, but, uh, did not know. It was just really hard to hear her through the gorilla tape. So I assume that's what she said. And on that note, we are going to say, well, I am going to take a real quick break.

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Speaker: How many times do I have to beat you this year before you tell me, before you stop telling me I got lucky. I can add Brock Purdy and still beat you by 20 plus points. You realize that, right? It didn't matter which quarterback I had in. I had you outscored all day long across the board. But.

Speaker: Another value and effort, my friend. This just wasn't your year in the nonsensical nonsense podcast league. Maybe next year the league will grow. I'd like to add like four more people max to the podcast league. Five, because I have six, but I got two teams that I have to drop at the end of the season before next season. So I would like to add six at the most and maybe next year.

Speaker: I don't know. I got to flirt with ideas for next year. I'm just saying, I mean, you take my, you take, you take the 37 points that Dak Prescott got me. Say I don't have a quarterback. I still beat you 102 to a hundred. If I would have put Brock Purdy in, I beat you 125 to 120.

Speaker: The only thing I could have possibly done differently was put Deontay Foreman or Devontae Foreman, sorry, into the flex position or Deontae Johnson, or put Foreman in for Jones and then put Injoku in the flex position for Johnson. But I, I got lucky. My team performed quite well.

Speaker: that Matt James video. Is that what you're referring to, Connor? I don't know what you speak of. Also, pot is illegal in Ohio now. So is killing babies. You can get high and kill babies in Ohio. Whoo! Yeah, yeah, yeah. My choice. Whatever you like.

Speaker: He's a fat Gandalf. Now get it right, Brian. Jesus. You two have that dance. I don't want to kill babies, people. It's just the abortion thing. Calm down. They're jokes. Last week, I lost to the Hobbit by eight points. Well, no, uh, Colfock and I both somehow ended up with two teams this year.

Speaker: Um, so I got to dump those two teams and I, you know, max 12 teams next year, but I'd like to bump it up to 10, uh, next year. So it'll be a little bit harder, but I mean, I could have made my team unstoppable. Uh, because my other team is in second place, but I'm going to try to tank that when I play it next.

Speaker: But, um, get it out of the playoffs. I'd like to get three actual teams into the playoffs for actual problem to be in the playoffs. But anyways, I just need Denver to score like a bunch of points and, uh, the defense to not get any points and.

Speaker: Uh, Jeff to beat golf Hawk, because they're literally 0 .06 points that separate golf Hawk and Jeff in the game against those two. But, um, I beat you in our league. I beat golf Hawk and, and, and, and Tony's league. And I won my league all by 20 plus points.

Speaker: I think I won by 20 plus against golf. I know I'm not even done yet. Cause I still have, um, somebody playing tonight. Um, Oh yeah. I'd be golf by 20 plus points as well.

Speaker: Your mom does. She tells me that I'm a really good fantasy football player and that she thinks I'm handsome. Connor. Speaking of Mondays, any usual suspects. Um, if there's every time you want to pop up in here, just let me know and I'll send you an invite. Uh,

Speaker: I say usual suspects because it's not the typical Saturday open door policy. No, I'm not. There's no way I'm older than your mom. Nevermind. You're going to say I'm 60. So nevermind. I can't with you. Brian, however, I do have to give you props because I'm like,

Speaker: Unlike some people who took an L this week that tried to do a hit and run. And not take his, his, his, his beating like a man. You have at least stuck around. Call Fox tried to hit and run. Then I called him a coward. He was like, well, you call it a coward. Yes, this is true.

Speaker: I was one of the 13 disciples. Originally, there was 13. I was the 13th. Unfortunately, I didn't like my brand of discipling. I didn't like that I made the youngins

Speaker: I don't let out an arena, all three and four year olds get into the arena and battle it out for supremacy. For just a split second, for just a split second, I fell for it. Cause I was like, there's no fucking way. But then I remembered.

Speaker: I don't know, Brian, I asked you the same question. Like at least, at least I'm consistent across the board. I'm five and four and two leagues, seven and two and one league, but you're doing really good in one league and then in Tony's league. And then in my league, you were ass.

Speaker: I'm telling you, a lot of it, a lot of it does have to do with drafting position where you draft, like where you land and drafting. And then at the same time, uh, it's also a matter of if you do get a shitty draft position or a draft spot, making the best of it. And then the free agency wire, man, because.

Speaker: Man, I love watching people fucking make mistakes and be like, oh my God. Devin, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

Speaker: Christian McCaffrey is somebody else and they offered me Ferguson from Dallas, a tight end and one or two other people. And I didn't like it. I know it wasn't McCaffrey who they are. I don't know. The trade was weak. I denied it. When I, when I declined it, they turn around and drop Ferguson. Guess who picked Ferguson up. Last year, Nancy dropped Dak and the Dallas defense on a bi -week.

Speaker: And Tony's league and I wouldn't scoop them both up. And had we had a couple more weeks, I was making a run. Even though I started out very badly, but I built a team for free agency last year. I don't know why nobody liked my upside down cross idea either. I thought it was a great idea personally. I thought it was an amazing night. I'm just sorry. Nice. I don't.

Speaker: Yeah, neither one of them are really honestly worth a fuck. Tony Pollard hasn't been done shit. He's been sitting on my bench most of the season. D .J. Moore is too inconsistent at the end of the day. But I have D .J. Moore in a league. Bong. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, Annie Hill.

Speaker: I didn't get enough fantasy football talk. Two shows yesterday for like four hours a piece. Tonight has been. What? No, I do not. Unfortunately, you guys have taken them all and lost them all. Even the one on my car got taken. And I had one for my work phone.

Speaker: with an iPhone charger that you took. I don't know, like, how do you lose chargers and charging blocks? My charger and charging block never leaves the outlet over there. I had a charging block in my car, but one of my kids stole it. I have an idea who it was. Why don't you just ask me for a block?

Speaker: I don't know, I don't, I don't know how I feel about the NFL app. I'm not a big fan of the NFL app. I like the ESPN app. Even if you're not the commissioner, it gives you a lot more options. The other one, I mean, it's just, it's very

Speaker: It's gonna sound worse than I mean it to sound, but it's very juvenile. It's very basic as far as what you can do. I don't know what you can do as a commissioner because I've only had leads on ESPN. And I don't like the scoring on NFL either. The scoring is fucking batshit crazy. It makes no sense.

Speaker: Like I had the Pittsburgh Steelers on the ESPN one and they got eight points at one point in time, they had eight points. And on the NFL one, they had two. And I know that's a lot to do with how it's set up when you set up the league, but it just doesn't make any sense. Any, any who,

Speaker: where we spent the next 45 minutes talking about fantasy football, totally different subject, totally different conversation, but we've talked about it on here since we started the show. And it's only right that I bring it up because it is kind of a normal thing on here at this point. But, um, just real quick, we all like hall of fame. We all talk about hall of fame. We've talked about hall of fame. So we talk about the rock and roll hall of fame. We talk about the football hall of fame.

Speaker: Uh, different hall of fame is the stuff when people are getting inducted. But one of the ones that we've talked about quite a bit is the, uh, the toy hall of fame. Well, 2023 inductees have been announced. Um, and once again, Ken got the shaft Barbies. Ken got the shaft. Look, Ken, bro, you're, you're not cool, man. You're a Barbie doll.

Speaker: You're an accessory, you're a sidekick. So it is what it is. Just calm down. You're never going to get into the toy hall thing. Well, you might eventually, maybe when Kim becomes transgender and has a baby. I don't know. But as of right now, it's not happening. However,

Speaker: They left the cabbage patch up kids out again too, which is really shady. You can't get the cabbage patch kids in there already. Come on. Those, for those, those of us who grew up in the eighties and stuff, cabbage patch kids were iconic. All of our sisters had one. Even some boys had one. I think I had just because they got my, my sister one and me one at the same time. I don't know. It just sat on a shelf. Nope. There was no bulge. That was the problem.

Speaker: Maybe Ken was the first transgender toy female to male. And that explains the lack of a bulge transgender community chair care to chime in on that one. Love to hear your fucking opinions. Nick, where are you at? However,

Speaker: Um, the corn popper got, and do you remember that little toy? It was like a little Fisher prop Fisher price toy. It was just a little thing that you pushed around and had a little dome on it. And there's, and it just like had little balls that popped around that got in there. Um,

Speaker: Oh, I'm sorry. Cabbage Patch Kids did get in. Our Cabbage Patch Kids got in. Baseball cards, like what we used to... You can come in. I mean, hell, all you gotta do is say the word. If you're available... Shit, I told you. Whenever you're ready, just let me know and you can come back on the show. Fuck. Jesus Christ.

Speaker: Uh, baseball cards made it, which is kind of cool. I never really looked at baseball cards as toys. Uh, but that's kind of cool there in the toy hall of fame. The corn proper made it. Cabbage patch kids made it. And probably the coolest toy out of the four that made it in this year, uh, which is kind of even to this day is I don't think cabbage patch kids are really super popular anymore. The corn poppers not really all that popular anymore.

Speaker: baseball cards, even, even though they do have some kind of popularity and stuff like that, it's still among like older people. Uh, not so much kids, but the last one that got in there. That is still super popular amongst kids of all ages and adults of all ages. Uh, and it, and it doesn't have, uh,

Speaker: you know, some, whether you all believe this or not, and you don't want to hear this cause I know it's going to hurt you a little over sensitive feelings. There are boy toys and girls toys, but this toy, anybody and everybody can enjoy and have fun with Nerf, Nerf across the board, just Nerf. Uh, you know, originally, uh, before, uh, Nerf, uh,

Speaker: got super popular with the Nerf guns and stuff like that. They were known for the Nerf footballs, Brian and Connor and Tony. I don't know if you're still here or any of the other guys, Benji. I don't know if you're still here. You guys remember growing up, we had Nerf footballs and Nerf soccer balls, but we had like, you had like the Nerf glow in the dark footballs. You had the football that had the whistle in it. So when you threw it, it was,

Speaker: You can hear that some bitch just whistling, man. And you'd always try to throw it as hard as you fucking can. Completely dislocate your goddamn shoulder, trying to throw this nerve whistling football so that, you know, cause the harder you threw it, the louder it was. Um, and then nerve evolved into the nerf guns, which are still hugely popular today. I mean, you go into any Walmart target toy store or, or go online.

Speaker: Fortnite has Nerf guns. They've got Dino blast. They've got dinosaur Nerf guns. They've got zombie apocalypse Nerf guns. They've got regular Nerf guns. I mean, my son has a closet full of fucking Nerf guns. I mean, he's got two of them that are goddamn Gatling or well, I don't know, gallon guns, LMGs, whatever that are belt fit at the end of the day. I'm just saying.

Speaker: your Nerf guns, Nerf got inducted into the Toy Hall of Fame. So, you know, Nerf is Nerf is super popular and they still make your footballs and baseballs and the soccers and soccer balls and stuff like that. Oh, I still love the Nerf guns. We, like I said, he's got a million of got Nerf bullets all over this goddamn house. Now I'm flip the couch over and there's probably 10 Nerf bullets under that couch right now. One of the couches is not both of them.

Speaker: And shoot, every time we go to the toy store, him and I both instantly, if we get to the near the toy, that's the first thing we do is go look at the guns and see what new ones are out there. We don't always buy new guns, but we always go and look and see what new ones are out there. So, I mean, super popular.

Speaker: Um, and I think they're going to be popular for a long time to come. Uh, even maybe when he has kids of his own nerfs, nerf guns are still going to be popular because they're a fun toy to have, you know, and it's not just for boys, you know, girls, girls enjoy them too. I see all the kids out here in the neighborhood, uh, having their nerf wars, they've all got their.

Speaker: And they've all got their Nerf guns out there or cash takes all 975 million guns that he has and goes out there. Um, and shares them with the neighborhood and vice versa. So, um, super cool, super cool toy. Congratulations to the corn popper, the cabbage patch kids and baseball cards and probably the, uh,

Speaker: the coolest toy to get into the hall of fame this year for your nerf. I'm just saying that's uh, that's super fucking cool. What kind of shop? It's a candy shop. What are you talking about? Candy shop. What are you talking about, dude? Candy shop with only candy.

Speaker: Bye. Good job. We got ourselves a nine eight ballgame. Ladies and gentlemen, Buffalo in Denver, Denver as elite speaking of Nerf guns. I get this kid out speaking of Nerf guns. I've actually looked at a couple that are really cool. Uh, and I'm thinking about grabbing them for Christmas because Christmas is right around the corner.

Speaker: There's a fortnight one and that's it and that's the other big thing like nerf did it right man They partnered up with fortnight and fortnight is whether you like the game or you don't like the game Fortnight is huge man. That is a big deal and Especially kids kids love fortnight man. He was actually out there playing it earlier and

Speaker: You know, now that we're back into the winter months and it's getting cold outside and it's getting dark at five o 'clock. He's not outside as much as he normally is, but so, you know, he, he plays more video games this time of year. But, um, that's huge because they love the game. They, they know the guns that are on there and whatnot. Uh, so was that Dalton Kincaid? Nice.

Speaker: Um, and then they see them in the store so they can get all those weird ass, goofy Fortnite guns. And it's like, he's, I like it. He's, he's probably got four or five different Fortnite guns. That was like, Oh no, this is from Fortnite. It's the banana, nana, nana, Ram a tomato head, Fortnite characters gun. Why do you have to miss it? It was from a show that I did the other night, Friday night. I helped out, um, uh, Helen.

Speaker: She does a jukebox jury when they play songs. And then we decided that say miss or a hit. If we liked the song or we don't like the song. So, so I had to make signs because they do science. They say hit or miss.

Speaker: Um, so I had to make a couple of signs cause I didn't have any, so does that answer your questions? Spaghetti ready. And, you know,

Speaker: Just a real quick little, just like a real quick little pop in topic of conversation about the Toy Hall of Fame. I would love to get a list and actually I imagine it can't be that hard of what toys are or what toys are in the Hall of Fame and have the conversation one night of what toys we think, and it should be something that could translate onto social media as well.

Speaker: what toys that we think should be in the hall of fame. Um, but I think most of them, especially for, you know, Connor, you're a little bit or a little bit younger than I am. Um, but you know, we grew up and we, we had, you know, we had obviously the hot wheels and hot wheels are still super popular today. Again, he's got a million of them.

Speaker: Um, but like wrestlers and Ninja, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, um, you know, Nerf guns. We had Nerf guns. We also had toy guns. Well, uh, you don't see a lot of just regular toy guns anymore. Cap guns, um, and toys from cartoons, X -Men action figures, stuff like that. Um, then the New York sisters always had Barbie dolls and dolls and

Speaker: The downfall is is that unfortunately Like iPads and Stuff like that's eventually gonna make it and I think that there are video game systems I think the Nintendo is making in I think the Gameboy made it in which is you know, it is what it is Those are kind of the revolutionary They really kind of changed the game when it came to video

Speaker: changed game in the video games at the end of the day. Um, and then you just, you know, as, as we progressed over the years, uh, you know, the graphics just got better. The games got better. It wasn't side scrolling and stuff like that, but I don't know the new games and iPads and, and shit like that are going to start making it in there, uh, down the road. But, um, I want to, I'm just kind of curious to know what all is already in there.

Speaker: but almost maybe every toilet looks so wrong, I can't believe it. It's so strange. Oh, man.

Speaker: We get no love from Benji no more. He was screaming zombie. I see how it is. How was your stream, brother?

Speaker: Just a good show, a good solo show tonight, man. I don't know how much you've got to listen into or hear, but you missed a good solo one tonight, man. Shout out to the chatters box tonight. You guys were awesome. Uh, lady, Connor, Tony, Brian, uh, Jeeves. Uh, Tony D was here for a little bit. Uh, Chris was here for a minute.

Speaker: Golf Hawk was here for a minute. Yeah, man. Shout out to you guys. You guys were, you guys were on a whole other level tonight. This was a good Monday night. This was a good fun Monday night night with the chatter's box. Um, kind of roll with me and, uh, and, and, and hung out. You are lurking. You are one of the lurky Micalurkerson's, huh? I gotcha. You can learn.

Speaker: You're allowed to learn. We were just all over the place, man. It's not football. It's not college football. I got a little passionate about college football. Uh, you know, I love football guys. If there's one sport, you know, I love all sports. I enjoyed all sports. Uh, you know, I'm a big sports fan, but, um, and I love the shit out of some football and I get, uh, I get real passionate when it comes to football, college football, NFL, um,

Speaker: But, uh, yeah, it's just, uh, it's a fun, it's a fun topic of conversation, especially you can actually have a conversation with people and, and I'll be biased towards my teams, but I'm also a fan. So I can talk logically about sports and still.

Speaker: talk about other teams and stuff. And I should be like, my team is the best team out there and your team is nothing. No other team is as good as my team. And that's the bottom line. My team has no wins, but they're still better than your team. My team got my ass kicked by your team, but your team still sucks. Cause my team's better. I know people like that. Jake Dunn, I'm talking to you, goofball. But now the chat box is wild tonight.

Speaker: What's that? What's that? Ohio's NFL football team? Ohio's NFL football team? Just the Cleveland Browns. Cincinnati likes to claim they're from Ohio, but they're basically Kentucky. We don't claim them in Ohio. They're assholes. We don't like them. That's Cincinnati.

Speaker: Cincinnati Bengals. They're technically in Ohio too, yes. But we don't claim them. We tell them they're from Kentucky. Why? Because fucking they suck it. We don't like them. Is it Cincinnati in Ohio? Yeah, it's in Southern Ohio. It's down on the border. What?

Speaker: I thought it was like a different area like. No, no. Like next to us. No. I think you're looking around, man. Cincinnati's a city. It's down in southern Ohio. Yeah, no, we had, yeah, no, it was, we were just having fun, man. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was a pretty cool Monday night show. Not, not your typical, just me rambling and

Speaker: Just trying to fill time kind of bullshit. I thought I always just feel time. I'm feeling time right now. I can probably end the show. Again, the show and then go get on Twitch and play video games. Um, but, uh, actually that's probably what I'm going to do. Uh, to be honest with you, uh, wrap this bad boy up.

Speaker: I do want to let you guys know, uh, I'm going to put it up. I'm going to put it up to, for Jeff Wednesday night, uh, more than likely there, there won't be a Saturday night show. Um, we are going to PA Mickey's pants, uh, 45th, I think it's a 45th wedding anniversary is this weekend.

Speaker: So we are going to PA. Uh, we're also going to celebrate her dad's birthday. And then Sunday we, them being Steelers fans, maybe in a Browns fan, uh, we were going to hang out Sunday and watch the Brown Steelers game. So more than likely not going to be a show Saturday night. Yeah. Right. As it was on the calendar. Nice. I got fact checked by cash.

Speaker: It would not check the calendar. It is the 45th anniversary wedding anniversary. Yeah, it's awesome. And I, you know, I don't think I'll live to see a 45th anniversary, uh, at this point, but, um, you know, that's, that's, that's awesome. Uh, so I'm excited. I know Nikki's excited to go see her parents, go see some of her friends. Um, so I'm probably not going to be a show Saturday night. Now I am going to open it up to Jeff Wednesday that if he wants to do the show and.

Speaker: reach out to whoever to come co -host with him because I know he will not do a show by himself. And I don't mean this in a negative way. It is what it is. He just can't. He can't do a three -hour show on his own. And that's okay. I don't expect him to. I would never ask him to do a three -hour show on his own. But maybe we can get somebody

Speaker: Uh, you know, somebody's available. Benji, that could be you. That could be Connor. It could be Tony D. It could be leggy. It could be Brian, whoever, uh, you know, if one of you guys are available and want to pop up on Saturday night and do a show with, with, with Jeff, uh, then you guys can do the show. I'll just take the night off, but, um, I'll see what Jeff thinks Wednesday. I'll talk to him Wednesday about it. Kind of get a feel for what he's thinking, what his idea is.

Speaker: Um, but, um, I mean, I might pop in on my phone as you're waking out of town. Nice. Well, not nice, but nice. Um, but, uh, you know, if he does do the show, I'll probably pop into the comments and say what's up to everybody and at least say hi or whatever. Um, but I know we're going to be drinking. We're going to be having fun. Um, I'm just going to be a lot of shit talking going on this weekend. So.

Speaker: But anyways, with that being said, I do want to go ahead and wrap the show up. So we'll see you Wednesday night. We'll see all you guys Wednesday night. Jeff will be back. Jeff and I'll be doing what we normally do. Before I go, I do want to, for all of our fellow podcasting friends or anybody who's thinking about getting into podcasts, as I spoke on earlier, when I thank all you guys for everything and

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Speaker: I never thought that we would get 10 ,000 listens, um, on, on, on the podcasting platforms. I'm loving watching the growth. I'm enjoying watching the numbers continue to go up and the lives are just the same, man. I'm really enjoying getting to see more and more of you guys in here and, and, and the chatters box, you guys are awesome. We love you guys. You know, we do the show live because we want to have the interaction. We can very easily record this podcast.

Speaker: Uh, pre -recorded and throw video up and then throw audio up. Well, we do it because we enjoy hanging out with you guys. And so I encourage you guys not only listen to the replays, not only tell people about the replays, but I encourage you guys, tell people share, share the lives out, tell other people about the lives, tell them to come in, tell them to come hang out. Don't take part in a conversation. Yes. We go off on tangents sometimes. Yes. We get a little bit crazy.

Speaker: But we always try to include you guys into the conversation, especially Monday nights. It's just me. I prepare, I plan, I prep stuff, but sometimes I don't get to it because you guys are just something else. Uh, so again, thank you guys for everything. Uh, you know, it's been a wild ride these last couple of years. You guys have seen, you guys have seen the growth. You've seen us get better. Um, you've seen the changes. Everything is a constant revolving door. Um,

Speaker: But at the end of the day, we wouldn't be here continually doing this without you guys. So it means a lot to me, uh, personally, because like I said, I do put a lot of time effort, energy. And at the end of the day, I'm, I'm chasing the dream, man. I'm running out of time. So I'm, I'm, I'm running out of time. Like I got a month to live or something like that. I'm in my forties now.

Speaker: So, you know I am I'm just chasing a dream Hopefully make something successful out of nothing here. So you guys we do appreciate the shit out of you guys That being said see you Wednesday night. We're bright new episode In the meantime go ahead and check out our social medias Facebook Instagram X and tick -tock Again Mondays Wednesday Saturdays. We're live 7 p .m. Ish YouTube twitch

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Speaker: We're at the show tonight with, let's see, where do we want to wrap the show up with tonight? Oh, I do want to wrap the, I do want to, I do want to drop this just because it's, I don't know, I like it. This is a message to all the haters out there. If you don't like what I do, but you watch everything I'm doing, you're still a fan. Bottom line.

Speaker: Oh, let's do, let's do my man Dan Basque with his cover of Steve Perry's, Oh Sherry.

Speaker: You should've been gone Knowing how I made you feel And I should've been gone After all your words of steel Ooh, I must've been a dreamer Must've been dreamer, no And I must've been someone else Someone else

Speaker: It's hard

Speaker: And it should have been cold!

Speaker: Hey my friends, thank you very much for watching. Sorry I just...

Speaker: A long out show there at the end. We're not going to listen to that, but check him out on YouTube, man. Just check him out. A hell of a singer. The young man's got a hell of a fucking voice on him. Sings his ass off. Does some amazing covers, um, whatnot. Appreciate y 'all listening again. Thank you guys. Uh, we will see you Wednesday night, 7 p .m. ish right back here on Twitch, YouTube, and Facebook. All that nonsense will nonsense podcast.

Speaker: Until then, always remember, life gets a little bit too hard. You don't know what you're gonna do. You're at them crossroads. Just remember, five simple letters, W, W, N, and B. What would nonsense will nonsense do? It'd be good. It'd be good at it. Hit the button. Get out of here, Glick. We're done. We're over it.

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