Nonsensical Nonsense 212 Did you know...

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Speaker: It's Monday. It's 6 p .m. Well, a little extra 6 p .m. So you know what time that is? It's time for some nonsense. Nonsense, everybody. I'm Glick. We got

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Speaker: You feel like I feel like you have something on your mind like you didn't get enough off your chest. Saturday night and Sunday night and. Actually, I did shut up. Hold on real quick. I know. My guys act like I don't know them. They don't know that that

Speaker: that I can see when something's on their mind when they got something they want to say or something they want to do whether or not they'll say and or do the things that they want. I don't know, but I can give them the opportunity. That's that's that's the science of that. Sorry about that. Yeah, I had a busy day on the rental car, huh? Yeah, when I was schooled to my car, I got a ticket to the shop. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. Yeah, they can't do it today. So I gotta

Speaker: I had to reschedule it. They just confirmed it. How long now? How long they expecting your car to be at the shop? Dude, a while. I was like, it just hit the front fender. Yeah, but this, this, this, this. Oh, OK.

Speaker: Yeah, well, when I had my crews a few years back, when I was moving up here to Ohio, I think we brought the kids up so we could get them enrolled in school and get them situated at their grandma's. I went home and finished getting the house packed and everything up and ready for the move. And on the way back, some dude fucking sideswiped me in West Virginia. Right down my passenger side of my car, so they had to,

Speaker: Replace the front fender. The driver side or not the driver side, the passenger side, front door, back door. And. The the back the back fender as well. They just had to replace everything, but. No, I'm not. No, no, you already told me no. Hell no problem with that.

Speaker: We'll get to that. But I took it to the body shop. I took it to this guy I went to high school with. His family owned the body shop, so I took it there. I knew him and everything like that. So he took care of my car and then since

Speaker: the the the insurance the guy who hit me was from Canada and their insurance was being stupid so I had to stick my progressive dogs on them and they're like go ahead and go ahead and repaint the whole fucking car while we're at it so nice I had I know they kept it the same color but I think it was in the shop for I think it was in the shop for about two weeks to be honest with you Tony but should have had a painted pink

Speaker: But their insurance, their insurance paid for my rental car and didn't have a lemon on it. So guess what? My dumbass drove around for two weeks. So you made that trip to California. I got a brand new suburban that I was driving for two weeks. $300 and some, $300 and some dollars a day.

Speaker: You couldn't get that Hummer H1 though. The girl, the girl came out of enterprise and she was like, we've got a Chevy Cobalt or a suburban. And I was like, suburban. She's like, well, let me check and see what the daily limit is on the insurance. And she pulled up whenever she had to pull up and she's like, there's no daily limit. Guess who's getting a suburban. Yeah.

Speaker: Well, you know, fortunately gas wasn't, uh, you know, wasn't a $5 a gallon back then because, you know, we had different administration in office and our gas prices were relatively cheap. Yeah. But regardless of cheap gas prices or not, I learned real quick that, um, Suburbans are thirsty for the gas. They are very thirsty and very expensive to quench their thirst. Oh, amen to that.

Speaker: No matter, no matter how much gas prices are. You know shit. That's the truth. I had to escalate. I know trust me. Any kind of like I get it, you might as well get the SUV. Stop playing. Yeah, but the ESV is so cool, man. You can't help but love that thing. That's gorgeous.

Speaker: and it's lightweight on a windy day. Oh, that's true. Yeah, they're lightweight. Wait, wait, wait. You swing the ass end out? No, if you're driving in this windy outside, you'll feel it. Oh, nice. It's a lightweight. Well, Cody, I mean, you drive an Equinox, too, on a windy day. We feel it in that Equinox section. When I had my Escalade, it was lightweight. Oh, yeah. Because I was driving on the highway. I just felt it. Why am I showing up? It must be windy outside. I rolled around and said, oh, damn.

Speaker: Yeah, it's like driving a box truck on a windy day an empty box truck and fucking sideways the whole fucking way If the winds 10 miles an hour you're fucked Been there done that looks I mean Jeff you remember my big -ass bronco that I used to fuck the tires on that fucking bronco were so squishy and

Speaker: because you can't put a whole lot of air pressure in them so the tires are so squishy and the suspension is not the greatest because it's like a 72 so so it was also lifted yeah well that's what i'm saying you know you lift a 72 uh what is it leaf spring suspension i have my i have my leaf spring expansion that fucking thing's all over the joint

Speaker: No, I'm on my phone today. I'm on my phone today because I can't sit in my office anymore today. My knees are killing me. You can't sit in your office because your knees are killing you, so you go outside and sit. No, because I can't stretch my legs out in my office. So my knees are bent all day long.

Speaker: your bathroom bathroom office shut up chris it's cool it's an office fuck you not everybody has a shitter in their office so i mean yeah i just happen to have an office in my shitter that's all not everybody i'm different i'm different i you may have an ensuite bathroom but i have an ensuite office

Speaker: Take that fucking all your Wall Street fucks. Oh, these guys. I got a corner office. I better be your favorite. I don't care. I don't care. No, yeah, no, it's just like on taking a shit while he's dealing with customers. I've done it. I've done it. I've been on the phone with you while taking a shit.

Speaker: Why should my customers be any different by the way any customers listening sorry, I wait till I'm off No, but it's like it's like, you know, if you're going to the bathroom and your phone rings I have a I have a weird impulse with my phone rings while I'm at work I answer the phone and if it happens to be a client I

Speaker: I will literally just stay on the toilet until I'm done with the client because if I don't I'll be on the phone with a client for a little while and then I'll forget to flush and then so it's like might as well just wait no because if you if you get up you can't you can't flush the toilet midway you can't get off the off the toilet mid conversation and flush yeah he's just moved to phone

Speaker: Yeah, that sounds like a lot of work. Jesus. It's, you're on your phone already. No, but I'm not on, I'm not on my cell phone. I'm on my zoom phone and I can't always reach my mouse. I was gonna say, yeah, we've already established how many times that I get in our conversations where I'm taking a shit. I just need my phone when I flush. I'm usually mid sentence.

Speaker: Well, I can hear you. You just can't hear me. Right. No, but no, I'm literally the one talking. Imagine that. No, because most of the time when a client calls me, they ask me one question and it's a three paragraph answer. Kevin, get the fucking house. Wow. I don't know what it is today. I don't know if you guys experienced it on your end, but

Speaker: I think all the crazy people all had a meeting and said, let's call and bother Jeff today because I got some of the dumbest phone calls today that are just, I think stupid people all got together and was like, let's call Jeff. I generally don't have to deal with people.

Speaker: I'm a good I want out of the word. And what I do, what I do, what I do have to talk to people there. Yeah, but I mean, when you're talking to somebody and you're talking to a white collar guy about blue collar shit, they're like, yeah, I don't care. Is it fixed? Exactly. At the end of the day, the conversation is they want to know is it fixed? What's going to cost? Boom.

Speaker: I'm dealing with contracts and all this other crap going, oh, just fucking sign the goddamn thing. You think I deal with blue collar people? No, that's what I'm saying. You don't. But you're a blue collar guy dealing in a white collar world where I have to do white collar shit. And whoever said white collar is easy is a fucking asshole.

Speaker: Yeah, so therefore I have to get my little my little stencil book out in my crowns to explain exactly exactly what? Well, let me break it down for you. Yeah, this is the wall. This is the toilet. This is broken. Do you see this right here? This piece is X amount. And the experience for me to fix it is X amount, which is usually 10 times higher. Yeah, exactly. But.

Speaker: Most of my customers are pretty cool when it comes to fixing stuff because they genuinely don't know and I like to teach. Right. Oh, no, I love that part. At the end of the day, a few years down the road, I can see myself being the new Tom Tinney. Oh, my God. You know what? The problem with you becoming the new Tom Tinney is you will get guys like us in your class. Yeah, exactly. I don't think I know how to deal with those two.

Speaker: Well, that's what I'm saying. You'll literally just like, I'm gonna just send them to go paint this wall for three hours, even though it was just painted yesterday. Fuck these two fucking idiots. Remember when you had to film an entire mock house? By myself? When I was off going bullshit. You know, do you know why he made me do that? You know why he made me do that? Because him and my dad went to high school together, and they fucking hated each other. And my dad being a plumber, Timmy thought he was gonna be a smart ass.

Speaker: Well, did you see how red his face got when none of the fuck, nothing leaked in the areas I worked? He was just like, hmm, fuck. I was like, that's right, motherfucker. I've been doing this since I'm like, dude, come on. Bring yo ass. Bring yo ass. I heard that last night.

Speaker: I don't know if I can flip the screen on here. I don't think I can. No, I can't. But I have to show you something. I added something to my office. I think you're going to kick out of this, Chris, especially you.

Speaker: I added a bar. Shut up, Tony. I added a bar. So do I have a bar in my office? Yes, Tony. Because I'm the worst racist ever. I'm the worst racist ever.

Speaker: Racists are supposed to hate all anybody but whites, but i'm married to a mexican woman and and one of my best friends is a black guy What are you gonna do? I'm a i'm a terrible racist That guy I'm that guy You're that guy There's a reason why that that that confederate rag is so high up in my office that almost never anybody sees it

Speaker: Fuck you. I put it up there. I put it up there. I stood on a chair to do it No, I do actually I use the kitchen chair cuz they're made out of wood you can't stand on my chair because it spins Yeah, but that's but you're drunk so it's just kind of like being level I

Speaker: Tell me I'm wrong. Those are probably that's probably a valid point. It's it's like it's like if I was super drunk, I can walk on this ledge. Not a problem. But you know, when I'm sober, no, I'm not going near that fucking ledge.

Speaker: whoa whoa that's kind of close i think he's like why are you spinning around in that chair changing a fucking light bulb it's the earth that is moving it's called a round earth you flat earther we're doing a 55 miles an hour at any time

Speaker: I did find out something interesting today gentlemen These are these little fun facts, uh, these are things that we've always thought to be true but are actually not For instance, uh girls get this one a lot and i'm sure your girls have heard this chris if you go outside with a wet head You can catch a cold That's actually not true That's an old wives tale

Speaker: Exactly, but but the one I found the most interesting is Something Chris you call me all the time. Well because Jeff is bald I'm not bald He's balding. I'm balding. Yeah, I'm balding. There's a difference

Speaker: Tony's given up. I haven't yet But the the other thing is is you know how everybody says Napoleon was was five two Well, actually he's actually closer to five was a five six because because because Back then when Napoleon was around

Speaker: French inches are actually longer than inches anywhere else because the French wanted to be different. So the inches were actually like an inch and a half. So he's actually five six, which he's still taller than me. Well, you know, that isn't if the inches longer and it said that he was five two, then he would actually be shorter than what he was. No. Yes. Oh.

Speaker: Didn't think about that. Yeah. Math is hard. No, but it was 5 '2", and they're inches. So he's actually be taller if you put it in regular inches. No, because you said the French inch was longer than the American. Right. No, it's the European inch. The European inch. He would be shorter. No, because if you read it in their inches, it says 5 '2". But if you put those inches into regular standard metrics, you'd actually be taller. How much is an inch?

Speaker: an inch or quarters of an inch. If you add a half an inch to it, he's going to be taller than what he is because you're going to have six more inches added to his height because at an inch and a half. Chris, you're literally arguing about how tall or how long something is at this point. It's like if I, if I, if I literally say, if I say this, this flagpole is 14 feet high and you measure it by laying it down, me telling you you're wrong, you're wrong.

Speaker: If it's 14 feet high and we put it down and it's still 14 feet long. I know it's the same concept. Yeah, but I'm also telling you that if a French inch or the European inch was actually an inch and a half and he was measured in at 5 '2", you take away that half inch. So he's actually shorter than what he actually, what he was. So you are actually taller than Napoleon at this point.

Speaker: No, no, you're you're reading that wrong. And if you put him into if you put him into standard inches, he was five, six. I measured by standard inches. I like to use five feet between four and five feet. There you go. See, you walked into that one.

Speaker: I lost my tape measure. Hey, every inch counts, goddamn it, Nicky. Exactly. Hey, an inch is an inch. Whether you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning. You're the first or last. Exactly.

Speaker: Fuck I watched a whole video on these today, and those are the only two I remember at this point cuz my day went so crazy The other one that kind of stuck with me, and I've never heard it I never heard the old wives tale, but you know yeah you get the nonstick Teflon pans Okay, if you supposedly scratch that The myth is that that that Teflon on it if you scratch it and eat it and

Speaker: Like, you know, if you scratch it while you're scraping out your eggs or something, that Teflon causes cancer. That's not true. The truth is it's it's it's it won't hurt you if you eat the Teflon of the pan. Well, I'm not going to test it out. I'm just saying I'm just I mean, I got enough shit causing cancer on me. I don't mean more. But what was the other one?

Speaker: Well, no, but I mean like literally I watched the video this morning and I was like, oh, that'd be good topic and then All shit broke loose and I just completely forgot about the video So but the Napoleon thing kind of blew me nuts

Speaker: Blick, you're actually quiet. What the hell is on your mind? He's about ready to yell at his kids for wearing his toy costume. Oh, no, they asked me if they could wear it. Oh, OK. No, no, they asked if they could wear it. Nothing. I was just, nothing's on my mind. Yeah, we know. It's a blank space I'm here.

Speaker: I have an interesting little fact. Albert Einstein's IQ. Have you ever heard the number? It was unmeasured. It was unmeasured. They didn't have means to measure IQ back then. So there's no, there's no, there's no telling how smart or dumb he was. He could have been just lucky.

Speaker: Jeff, did you get your, the world showed the fall of his bottle, and that's it? Yeah, exactly. It's, it's, well. I think that was a box of rocks. Well, it all comes down to, he was a filing clerk in the patent office, so he could have stole that shit. That's, you know, just saying. Not, not just shit on Einstein, but I mean, means an opportunity. Jill, Jill's safer.

Speaker: I'll be right back. Gentlemen, I'm going to jump on the computer. Jeff, Jeff goes to the most uninteresting facts website to get his interesting facts. And next is going to qualify for him getting out of the house. I can't even say shit. It's unbelievable. Well, if that's the case, I get out of the house every day. You get out of the house every day. Yes. Just because I got to work. Because you got to work.

Speaker: Exactly. I step outside on the porch and out of the house. Pathetic excuse. Terrible. Nope, I'm out of the house. I'm out of the house. Don't mind me. Just out of the house. I can take my laptop and everything on my porch, which I may do this spring and summer. Of course, my neighbors are going to hear our dumbass. They won't hear my dumbass just yelling at a computer.

Speaker: We're going to take this **** back inside and we're going to **** her. The **** Nerk PD is going to show up because I think there's going to be a domestic violence situation going on. Exactly. Gentlemen, special guest on the show tonight. Nerk PD is in the building. Exactly. The police. That is the sound of the police. That is the sound of the police.

Speaker: I'll tell you. This cracker. And clear. Watch where you walk. You can't stand where I stand. You can't talk where I talk. Watch how we remember New York. Jesus. Woop, woop. Exactly.

Speaker: Oh man, Charlie Deeds watched any football yesterday. I fell asleep on the game. Which one? The 1 o 'clock games. The Atlanta Tampa Bay game at Buffalo, New England. I fell asleep on that one. Woke up for the E. Second was Green Bay in Detroit. Yeah, Green Bay in Detroit played last night. So last night, so the second game, yesterday afternoon game was what? I'm getting in the shower. Okay.

Speaker: I forgot what to ask to do a game. I'll try it while I can. The ending to the Jets Miami game was wild. Oh, the Tennessee Jacksonville game. What kind of shit was that? I didn't watch it. I don't know. Last time down, you might want to check that replay. I don't know. I was watching a lot of replays today and I got to tell you something, Nicky.

Speaker: You guys did get robbed from that touchdown, but there was a lot of blatant ass fucking penalties that Pittsburgh did that didn't get no flags on. Also, they're also Pittsburgh is catching 300 different kinds of hell today because of a celebration they had. Did you hear about that? Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh. No, they sacked to Sean Watson. The player who sacked him was laying on the ground. Another player came over and

Speaker: pretending to do CPR on it. No bad time. Yeah. Too soon. Yeah. So, Pittsburgh's catching a ton of slack from that. Too soon. No, I didn't. I didn't.

Speaker: Yeah, the Indian of that Miami Jets game fucking Miami kicks a goddamn 60 yard field goal with 13 seconds left on the on the clock. The Jets get the ball back and then the last play of the game they decided to start trying to do this lateral bullshit while the football ends up in the end zone in the back or in the end zone and one of the Jets players falls on it and gets a safety. So instead of a three point game, it turned into a five point law.

Speaker: Unbelievable. I was like, you fucking morons. I'll leave the Jets if you fuck something up that bad. Football's back in New York, baby. That's all right. So I heard the other day that they're not going to redo the Cincinnati Bills game. No, we talked about that. Yeah, we talked about that. I think that was after I left. Nick, I'm drunk. Which is real quick, Ty. Football, Ty.

Speaker: No, I think basically it was a coin flip, but that's I think one of the first touchdowns that Cincinnati had last night. The guy who got the touchdown took his gloves off and had a quarter in his gloves and put the coin mocking the NFL. They're like the commentators like how much is that going to cost you this at all? About 1015 thousand dollars. They got worth it. Yeah, but that's what he said in the post game interview. He's like worth every penny.

Speaker: Yeah, because at the end of the day, they should replay the game. But it's like, hey, you might want to, you know, that game happened on your field. You might want to, you might want to corral these boys. Yeah, but at the end of the day, it's not like it was anybody's major fault. It was, it was a freak accident. Yeah, but don't play with it right now. You can still be tasteful. You can still be tasteful.

Speaker: Now, don't get me wrong, Jamar Hamlin's okay. He probably told everybody, do your thing, it ain't gonna bother him. That's about the best leeway they're gonna get. I did find that site I was talking about. Chris, you've heard the myth that drinking kills brain cells? It's not true, actually. So I think everybody has. It's kind of the same thing like smoking weed.

Speaker: Yeah, it actually just, uh, de -stimulates the nerve endings. And, uh, one of my favorites, and I think that it all comes down to, we've all heard this, you know, when you go to swimming by the pool and eat lunch and stuff, and you shouldn't go swimming after you eat for 30 minutes because it, uh, you get a cramp. You get a cramp in this round.

Speaker: it's not true. It's it was literally created by a bunch of moms so that they didn't have to watch their kids for the next 30 minutes. I think it's like relaxed a little bit. Maybe they wanted to relax and get in the pool. Maybe that's why they maybe that's why a lot of these like city pools and stuff like that have adopted adult swim and like every hour for 1520 minutes or whatever it is, the kids gotta get the **** out of the pool.

Speaker: I think skating rinks used to do that too. Didn't they do adults skate? Yeah, they did that too. Here's a little bastards out of the way. You know how when - Nikki and I know how kids can rule in your fun in a pool. Yeah, I know that. Unbelievable. No, I was just saying we were enjoying. We weren't doing anything. We were just enjoying the pool and the relaxing. And then a couple of little kids came and jumping there, splashing water all over the damn place.

Speaker: You guys automatically got to go dirty with everything. That's like I do a podcast boys Just enjoy a nice swim and not be doing stuff dirty You're like, well in your case Chris when you were six

Speaker: is not true. Well, yeah, that's it. That's it. That's yeah. I've done that for a long time. It's like they say, you know, if you if well, like we had this conversation with with with Matt, remember in high school because he was a swimmer and he shaved like his whole body.

Speaker: And we ask him, doesn't it, you know, when you shave your legs or your arms and stuff like that, doesn't it just come back twice as fast and thicker? And he's like, oh, normal hair. I guess if you look at that logic as a swimmer, I mean, you want to talk about somebody eventually showing up as a Sasquatch. Looking like a Sasquatch. And Matt was probably big enough to be a Sasquatch because that fucker was almost seven foot tall. This dude was a fucking giant. He was solid.

Speaker: He was like, he was like, he was, he was like, he was, he looked like Michael Phelps. Yeah. Minus the bouncing from face. He had a normal face. He didn't have bouncing. You're going to hell for that one. You're going to hell for it. That's what I'm going to hell for. 212 episodes. That's what I'm going to hell for. Me, Chris and Matt would walk into a room in order of height. And it was like a perfect scale.

Speaker: was like the evolutionary scale never wake a sleepwalker not true you know apparently they can punch them in the head violent and all that stuff that's not true no you give brain damage if you wake them on that day you give them brain damage yeah you can definitely give them brain damage if you punch them in the head you can do that to somebody who's awake

Speaker: And my personal favorite, last one, my personal favorite, sitting too close to the TV, oh gosh, you go blind. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not true. What the last one was, with the plasma TVs, it was true. Well, that was because there were plasma and they were shit.

Speaker: What about masturbation? Will you go blind if you masturbate too often? I don't know, but I want to find out. Give me about another year, I should know. What about hairy palms? What about hairy palms? How's your palms doing, Jeff? You shave them? You shave them? Just there. Don't touch Dad's palm eraser, damn it. One I saw today. I didn't read it. The old wife's tale about if you eat your carrots, it improves your vision. Yes.

Speaker: Also, not true. It comes down to the vital, it's not the vitamins, I can't remember what it's called, but it's - Beta carotene. Beta carotene, thank you. Your body can only take so much. And after it gets its fill, it's just, you shit out the rest. They're like, yeah, we don't need that. So not true. It's a great shit though. I think I have a TikTok video that's filmed in my living. However, and Chris,

Speaker: Austin's got one of her friends spending the night tonight. They're supposed to be going math homework. They're in my dinosaur suit and I think they're doing tiktok videos. I don't know how much homework is being done. Chris, the answer I want to find out, I get the question from Scruggs. Do you remember the guy that was orange?

Speaker: Yeah. I want to know if that's true. I guess he drank V8s like you read about and he was orange and complexion. Like the dude looked like a walking character and they couldn't figure it out. Turns out he just chugged V8s like you read about. What did you see the guy who was all blue because he took so much silver. He was from New Hampshire. Have you heard about the guy that he turned purple?

Speaker: No, no, that was David Carradine when he was in the closet, right before he died. Too many, too many, uh, Viagra's. He turned mild purple, almost like a black book on a purple. Wow. I heard that one today on, on a podcast. Wow. Good to know, I guess. Purple.

Speaker: Glint, you really trying to lose your shit. No, I just. Because I hear them back there too. I don't even want to know what they're doing. I know that I can hear the music that's playing in there. I don't even want to know what they're doing. Being teenage girls. Yeah. We also came in here on our phone earlier. She was taking a Snapchat video trying to make fun of me because of my pants I have on.

Speaker: pants you have on? What's up, pants? What's wrong with what pants? I ain't mad at you. Oh, they said pink. They're Vicky's Secrets.

Speaker: They're they're Nicki's Victoria's Secret sweatpants because what is when I went down there she stole mine and I'm like

Speaker: And it don't have any, I only brought one pair of combing hands. So then I was like, you know, I'm taking these. She's like, well, I have Victoria's Secret ones in there that are boyfriend cuts and they're big. They'll probably, they're a little short. And Tony's judging me because I have Victoria's Secret sweatpants on. I gotta, I, I, my wife's got a pair of sweatpants.

Speaker: would you make fun of that? She was in my clothes right now from head to toe. Swimming. She is. She does. She does. She's like your sweatpants are like six. She's like your your sweatpants are like six to eight inches too long. I'm like and comfy. Welcome to my and she has one of my t -shirts. Yeah, when you wear your wife's clothes, they're too big on you. No, believe it or not, my wife and I have the same shoe size.

Speaker: She does. She gets mad because you put your habit feet in her heels. No. Yes. She steals my tennis shoes. How many times does she want to hurt in one of her little dresses and heels? While she's out, she finds a pair of shoes for me and she's like, do you want these Jordans or whatever? I'm like, yeah, if they fit you, they fit me. So,

Speaker: Keep rolling her heels putting your fucking habit feets in it there Frodo Hey, if you live your best life buddy, I'm glad that you can live your best life

Speaker: I'm not allowed to have truth. When my wife's not home, I'm actually six foot tall in her heels. She's got a pair of boots that go up to just past her knees. They're like thigh high boots.

Speaker: So they go up to your chest when you put them on. It's like, I don't even want to go fishing. I'm still, I'm like my waiters. I'm just waiting. Waiters on you. Because they're like patent leather, all one piece. Bob and Frank down. Those are perfect waiters. Bob and Frank out of the fishing hole.

Speaker: Yeah, Bob is breaking the fishing hole. And here comes Jeff sashaying down like a drag queen and his wife.

Speaker: Around here, the fish come with AIDS. Exactly. It's not good. She sent me a picture of boots she wanted to get from some crazy expensive store and their thigh -eye boots. And I was like, really? You got three pair, you don't wear.

Speaker: And she's like, they're $20 on sale. I'm glad I have their shoes. You know what? When she told me, originally they're $250. Last pair that fit her $20. I said, die them fuckers. Fuck it. For $20? $240 pair of boots? Whatever. That's all my money. It is what it is. I figured I could only use them with waders.

Speaker: It is what it is. You hear that? It is what it is. He's finally on board. The world's greatest heck band, ladies and gentlemen. Whoop, whoop.

Speaker: Fuck.

Speaker: So today I was talking with one of my coworkers. During the day, we have a group chat that we instead of actually calling everybody, we just kind of throw everything in the chat. And we were talking about TV shows. And my coworker asked me, Chris, and I knew exactly what to say to the answer. Have you seen the boys yet? And I put hero guys, the funniest thing I've ever seen. Poor mother. Hero guys.

Speaker: Chris and I will instantly both know the minute you get the definition of poor mother's milk because when you see it

Speaker: You will literally drop everything and send us a snapchat going you motherfuckers are right. This is fun. I probably will say that if I watch it. But that season finale though, what season one or whatever on the rooftop. Yeah, it was the end of season one, wasn't it? I think it was the rooftop. Donald Duck in it, dude. Just rubbing one out.

Speaker: like he's fucking Batman. I'm the greatest. They don't they don't show us anything like that. Close up on his face. And he's just that it zooms out and it zooms out like 40 40 feet from him. And he's just Donald Duckett on top of the building. You're like really

Speaker: I don't think I'll be watching that anytime soon. All right, I got a VFW meeting. I need all y 'all to behave yourselves. Don't bet on that. Jeff needs to join. Blick froze, which means you're going to have to hold it down since Wi -Fi sucks.

Speaker: He's got a house full of kids. He's got a house full of kids using up the Wi -Fi. Exactly. Y 'all behave. If I'm able to get back on time, I will. Mother had you, mother made you, motherfucker. I'm going. Y 'all hold it down, man. Jeez. Don't end the show. I didn't. Not yet. I think Chris is going to have to restart his Wi -Fi. What are you doing with my office? He's frozen. There he goes. Now it's just me.

Speaker: And we all know that I am terrible on camera by myself. I'm assuming Chris has to restart his Wi -Fi. There he goes. What are you... Stop trying to grab my phone! This kid... What are you... Get out. Oh my god. Gonna drive me crazy. You gotta put yourself on camera, kids. Put it back. This kid is constantly grabbing my stuff in my office.

Speaker: Don't be bored in the other room. Okay, I'll be bored outside. No, you stand out. Fine, I'll be bored playing games. So I added this bar, Chris, as I showed you. And it, you know, it literally just kind of covers the sink and it sticks out so my desk is kind of an L. And I found out that it makes the perfect armrest.

Speaker: But, you know, I had to round off the corner, so it wasn't sharp. And in first place, so instead of being a square, it's got a circle in, and then I had to round the edge so that it wasn't super sharp. Your phone? I don't know. How would I know where your phone is? I don't know where your phone is. Did you have it when you came home today?

Speaker: If it was a snake, it would have bitter. Yeah. Oh, look. I found it. It was in my pocket. It was. I think there's like a shelf thing out there that I don't know what I'm going to do with yet. Like, um, no, no, it's like one of those, you know, those plastic shelves that have like the tubing and you just build it. Oh, okay. Okay.

Speaker: Like I took, I took half of it and put it in my bedroom and on the other side of my bed. So I put my router and shit on it. Right. And it's ugly. So then I put a Cleveland Browns thing over top of it so that you can't see the shelf. It just looks like Sure. Why not? That's like when you're back and back in the nineties, everybody had schools.

Speaker: I mean, you know, you're going to be like, oh yeah, the wooden spools, they just like tables and and and like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or or guys like us who worked in construction. They were just laying around and was like, oh, this should be a cool table at the house. We'll get the mud off this **** It'll just be awesome. Yeah. This will be cool at the house. Now, never mind the fact that it weighs 900 **** pounds and and it's going to take four men and a child to get it in the house or whatever. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. I had to borrow. I had to borrow a crane from work to lift this **** into my damn third floor apartment. But you know, it's totally when I move, it stays here. Yeah. What? What's 500 pounds? What? What's 500 pounds? Summer. Oh, sorry. Your mom.

Speaker: That was too easy! That was too easy! I got it mother -

Speaker: I didn't say that I was talking about the season I was talking about the season yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

Speaker: I totally got you to lose your **** effort. I like it. It was just like you're **** blindside of me. I'm just walking across the street and here you go with a **** man. Smoke my **** What was that? Did he get the license plate on that truck? That was too easy. Final destination, my ****

Speaker: Oh my god, I didn't say it. I'm not disagreeing with it, but I didn't say it. What's she gonna do to me? Good luck with that. And as I usually say when somebody asks me if walking down the street here is dangerous, I'm wishing motherfucker would. Are they doing Beyonce in the background?

Speaker: I'm not a fan. I don't get it. I don't

Speaker: The other girls in the band were way more talented and better looking. I thought Kelly Rowland is, to this day, gorgeous. That video she would belly. Which one? You apparently haven't seen part two of that song. Dilemma. Yeah, Dilemma. Yeah. There's a part two that came out a few years back. Well, I'll have to check that out.

Speaker: It's a lot of empty space up there. Yes, there is. It quickly fills up with work shit. Here's the thing, I don't take notes.

Speaker: I hate it. And then if I write something down, I lose it. So I literally, when a client asks me something, I'm like, yeah, I'll take care of it. I do it. And then when they call me back, I instantly remember what the fuck we were talking about three days ago.

Speaker: So like, uh, my, my boss called me, asked me to do something the other day and she goes, write it down. Don't try to memorize it. I was like, what are you saying? She's like, I don't want you to forget. I said, I don't forget. And I still, I don't never forget. It's a steel trap up here.

Speaker: Most it's just, most it's just second nature to me. I mean, I just know things. Well, it comes, no, like building stuff that yeah, once again, building or fixing something, I just know. And it all comes down to, if I don't know somebody on YouTube is going to show me how. My motto is between me and YouTube, I can fix anything. Something wrong, there's a video for everything. I have contractors.

Speaker: I have minions to do my work for me. It's called lazy. Be gone peasant. Do King Glick's work. Do my bidding. You're literally going to talk your way out of the job. I need everybody else to do it. What are you talking about? What? I got yelled at for changing the stem out in the faucet and he was like, why are you changing it out? We have contractors.

Speaker: I don't know if it's going to take me 30 seconds. It's going to take me 30 seconds or we wait a week for the plumber to get out here. What do we do? We waited a week for the plumber to get out there. Protocols, man. Protocols. Hey, man. I literally tell people that. I tell people every day. Like, I have to put the scent back together to wait for the plumber to come back a week later. I would have just fixed it the fucking day. Yeah, well, what are you going to do?

Speaker: I'm not part 50 cents my knowledge of knowing how to where to put that part $2 ,000. Yes. I literally somebody. It's actually a story. It's a factory bought the factory and all of a sudden everything shuts down.

Speaker: Calls a guy says I got to get this fucking factory back open I got 6 ,000 people not working just stand around the guy walks in Takes a hammer goes to a certain pipe and taps on it with a ball peen hammer everything starts running again And the guy said oh, that was awesome. I'm glad you fixed it. He says just send me a bill. Sorry He sends a bill ball peen hammer fifty cents Me knowing where to hit on the pipe with the ball peen hammer fifty thousand dollars

Speaker: and the guy was like, hey, I get it. Well, I mean, that's that's I mean, that's just, you know, that's why I always tell everybody, uh, like when I worked at Oregon and shit, and if people needed, you know, something done on the house or whatever, I, you know, or in general, get three, get three quotes. Don't go with the first guy you talked to.

Speaker: because you might go with the most expensive guy, but at the same time, you might go with the cheapest guy just because the cheapest guy is going to know what he's doing better than the guy who's charging you 10 times the amount. He's going to get in and out of here and fix it for you.

Speaker: And at the end of the day, that's what you're paying for when you pay for services or whatever. There's a guy that I've seen him do a lot of. He does like motivational shit, but his normal job before he went into motivational was advertisement, digital art creation type stuff. And he was doing one of his lectures or whatever he was doing.

Speaker: And one of the people in the course asked him, he's like, why would I pay you $5 ,000 when I could pay this guy $500? And he broke it down. He was like, well, that guy is not going to do this, this, and this. Also, if I'm trying to grow your brand, and he's trying to grow your brand, you're going to be happy with 100 new followers, or are you going to be happy with 50 ,000 new followers?

Speaker: So, at the end of the day, this is why I charge so much. And the other guy does it because I know my work, I know my value. So, I mean, ultimately. And that's why, you know, the job I'm at now, and they asked me how much I was looking to make, and I was a little bit higher than what I expected, and then wound up making a lot more than what I originally said.

Speaker: Hey, Roger Simmons, how you doing, man? He's priceless. Tony should be back here momentarily. Yeah, he said he had to go to VA meeting. Yeah, he's got his VA meeting. He hasn't had one in a hot minute, but they usually don't take very long. Yeah, but it comes down to it's like...

Speaker: The other story I heard was this guy's like, why do you charge so much? It only took me five minutes because I have 25 years of learning how to do it as fast and right as possible. So I don't have as fast and efficiently as possible. And, and like when I, when I'm building something for a client, I was asked the same three questions. I have three ways for me to do something. You can pick too fast, quick, cheap. You can only pick two. We'll do Roger.

Speaker: You can only pick two. If you want it fast and quick, it's not going to be cheap. If you want it cheap and quick, it's not going to be nice. Yeah, exactly. So, and I always, when I was building stuff for people, I'd always say, you want it done or you want it done right? Because if I do it right, you can drop this thing off your fucking house and it'll be fine. If you just want it done, it'll fall apart in your living room while you look at it. I don't remember the name. How you doing?

Speaker: Uh, yeah. Uh, no, exactly. I mean, that's like, I mean, that goes back to one of the, one of the first things that, that we learned in our trade. Measure twice, cut once. Or if you're, or if you're clicking Jeff, you measure 35 times and cut 42 times. Wait, what? How'd I say no again? What was it? I saw.

Speaker: Or you shoot your classmate in the head with a pressure washer. Somebody did a video on TikTok where a guy took a hand saw, you know, the old, you know. Yeah. And he wrote on it. How'd that go again? Ooba, ooba, ooba. Ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba, ooba.

Speaker: He actually made it into an art piece. He turned it into an art piece for his wall. It says measure twice cut and then O -N. It's like the E was cut off. And I was like, nice. Nice.

Speaker: Yeah, I don't know. It amuses me at work when I'll get a message. One of my bosses will be like, hey, can you do it? I'm like, yes.

Speaker: Really? Exactly. I do the same thing. I'm literally texting my boss right now because she was like, Hey, did you do that? Yep. Did you get? Yep. Yep. Already taken care of. Because unfortunately she has health issues. So she's in and out. She's got to go to the hospital here and there. And I said, you know what? Just go. Just forward me all your shit. All your fucking emails. Have everything said to me. I'll take care of it. And she's literally checking in. She's like, I just got back. Did you get this done? Yep. Did you get this done? Yep.

Speaker: And I'm literally saying, I already took care of everything. Sit back, relax, come back at 100. So you don't have to work. I got it. I got this. I'm in charge now.

Speaker: I sent the gift yesterday of the of the guy from Captain Phillips. Look at me. I am the captain now. I literally said that. My boss was like, hey, I have to go to the hospital. And I was like, and I literally she's like, oh, I said, OK, go ahead. I got this. And then two seconds later, look at me. I am the captain.

Speaker: The patients are running the asylum. Yeah, well. This is kind of like the show. Yeah, 100%. But it comes out. That's basically Arkham. I'm the Joker, and you guys are the rest of the inmates. And with your job, you know every bit of your job and how to do it. And just like my job, I know every bit of my job and how to do it. So it comes down to, I can't remember who said it. And I want to say Bill Gates, and I hate that it was him.

Speaker: It might have been Bezos but and I say to my boss all the time if you want something done fast and right Find a lazy person to do it Because they're gonna do it as fast as officially as possible if you want something done efficiently find a lazy person to do it, right Yes, they'll literally find the easiest way to do it so that it's fixed and never have to worry about it again Yeah

Speaker: See, that was one of my, that was one of my issues that I had, like when I worked at, at, you know, at OSU, for instance. Because, exactly, exactly. You know, OSU was, OSU was a band, a big band, about putting band -aids on things. Right. We'll put a band -aid on it. It'll, it'll be fine for now. We'll put a band -aid. Well, you can only put so many band -aids on something before it, you know. You can put band -aids on band -aids.

Speaker: Well, I know before just, you know, it'd be like if I went out to the kitchen and I went out into the kitchen, I took my butcher knife and hacked my hand off and then I tried to put it back together with with Band -Aids. It's only going to hold so long before my hand fucking falls apart and I'll help. Yeah, exactly. That was that was a huge thing at OSU. Get it get it running and when we have downtime, we'll fix it right. Oh, we never had downtime.

Speaker: So, you know, when you fixed it, when the, when a water line, when, when it's, when it's, when it's, uh, when it's fixed or work again, or when it's 20 below zero and a problem that we've been talking about for two years, Bali bites us in the ass and you have a hundred thousand gallons of water in our front entrance of a medical plaza. Nice. And you end up with eight inches of ice and your entire first floor is flooded and everybody's running around.

Speaker: Yeah, you're running around wanting to play the finger pointing game. Hey, oh no motherfuckers

Speaker: Well, you know what I mean? Exactly. Oh, I know that all too well. In those situations, every time somebody sends me a text saying they'll take care of it or we'll take care of it a later date, I screenshot the shit out. And I got a folder where I'm like, ha ha, look at that motherfucker! Yup. Yup. You said you'd take care of this. Why is it falling on me? Oh, uh. That's right, shut up. Shut up your face.

Speaker: Shut up your face. Well Jeffrey, it's a sad day. Why? I lost the vape. No. We have a fallen soldier. I dropped him Saturday night into the sink.

Speaker: I was changing the call out. I figured, you know what? I'm going to go ahead and just clean my tank and everything, put a little bit of water into the sink, and this was sitting by the counter, and I bumped it right into the freaking sink. Yeah. It was working, and then it stopped working. Now every time I put batteries in it, even with the freshly charged, it says low battery.

Speaker: Yeah, I got, I got, that's really the issue I'm having with mine. Uh, it's exactly. Yeah, exactly. I went on to the, I went on the website. So I have the board of batteries for mine so I can actually use it. Yeah. So I'm down to one, which means as soon as I have money, I guess I get to go buy me a new one, a new shiny.

Speaker: a new shiny. What brand reliable here? What's that? What brand do you buy? I don't really have a particular brand that I buy. I just go in and look at the shop and when I find one that is pretty and shiny, I buy it. Yeah, exactly. Basically, let's buy Instinct online. This one is a Boku. It's the Argus GT2.

Speaker: My last two were deep babes, and I really like them. I love this one. I hate that. I hate that I killed it. I love this fucking thing. It looks very similar to mine, except for different things. This is all reliable. I can't kill this son of a bitch. Yeah, a little bit different. It's geek bait. It's geek bait. Oh, yeah, geek bait makes an orange one. But I got to, I got to, I don't know what it is.

Speaker: but I gotta get batteries. My batteries are packed. Yeah, they're triple protected so you drop it into water. Oh yeah, that'll do it. So I haven't given up on it yet. I'm just gonna let it sit and maybe it'll dry out and maybe everything will work again. Put it in rice. I don't think you can put it in rice. What? I don't see why not. Nice.

Speaker: I just did my Zeus tank on this one because my other tank is right here and I don't even have, I've got a coil on it that I've had in it for a million years. The Cerberus, which is a fantastic fucking tank, minus the fact that it slobbers all over the place. The tank that came with my vape is fucking amazing. I bought a smock.

Speaker: and I would burn through fucking coils like you read about. You couldn't change the settings or anything. It was either all on or off and when you took a drag and I would burn through coils in a day. Nice. You got the the Zeus tank. I like this blue man. That's why I bought that vape man. I really like the blue. My Avengers one.

Speaker: Here, like when you go, they have a display set up, right? That's a shot. Right. Here, by law, they can't have a display. You have to say, what do you have on hand? And they bring out a cardboard box and go through it.

Speaker: Wow, that's weird. Yeah, it's like a shop, man. You walk in there, they got display cases. I mean, there's mid times. I swear to God, every time I go in a vape store here, because they can't display the vapes or the juice, they have display cases with nothing in them. Huh. Yeah, that's weird. I love this tank, man. This tank is awesome. This is probably one of my favorites. They don't keep a whole lot of vapes on hand. So when I went, my choices were three.

Speaker: And I was like, oh, yeah, they got display cases and all kinds of stuff. And then, you know, hell, there's been times when I've got into rock, paper, scissors, and I'm looking at juices and they're just like, how many on the counter so you can see them better? Well, like, even like I said, even with juice, what they do is they hand you a menu. I have been in, I have been in the shops that yeah, I've been in the shops like that around here.

Speaker: And that's literally I'm like, what kind of juice you got here? You fucking work here. Yeah. Like, bro, you work here. Like, you know, I don't want to juice is going to, I don't want to. Yeah. No, they don't flood this. This fuck. I've never flooded this thing. This, this Zeus thing. I love it. Sometimes they, depending upon

Speaker: you know, how they're made or whatever. If they sit sideways or something like that, the juice will get up and drop down into the flow. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or like this one. I love this servers tank. It's it's an amazing tank. The only downfall is that the airflow is at the bottom of it. So it slobbers. It'll it'll leap from time to time and then it get **** juice all over the fingers. I see.

Speaker: No, I don't know. This tank, I don't know what tank it is. This tank, the, it doesn't slobber. It does spin. Yeah, it does spin too. But, you know, the, everything's at the bottom. I guess it does slobber a little bit. Like I just opened up the airflow. And the airflow's got

Speaker: It's a lot of juice on it. Yeah. This is a faux poo. Spitting slobbering like an old Cummins or Detroit diesel. This is faux poo. This tank. Bowful, huh? It does give a vowel. V -O -O -P -O -O. Voodoo. Doesn't say what tank it is. This is made in China.

Speaker: It was random. Yeah, what did she say? I heard her scream. Oh, I have no idea what they, I don't know what they said. She said, my dad can kick your dad's ass. My dad's a podcast host. He's cool.

Speaker: Or as my girlfriend calls me an internet star. I don't think I've seen the cyborg. I don't think I've seen the cyborg mods. There's so many mods out there. It's ridiculous. I might not be the best of them. Is there ice in it? Yeah.

Speaker: water. It melted dead. He just poured water in. It's a good ice melted ice. It's it's ice just not frozen. Yeah. It's frozen ice. I'm frozen. Oh, that's I want frozen. Looks like a Star Wars lightsaber.

Speaker: what am I saying? 10 times fast. I'll be right back. Cyborg mod. Cyborg. Okay. That actually sounds pretty fucking cool. I might have to look for one of those but like I said, I'm going to have to buy me a new one. I don't want to burn up old faithful man. I've had this damn thing for probably shit. Close to three years now. I can't kill this damn thing. I love this fucking tank or this mob. It just looks weird. Black and orange with the

Speaker: Blue tank But I literally just like I said, I just put a new coil in this tank Saturday night, so No, I as well use it All right out to look next time I'm in there it'll be a minute before I buy one

Speaker: I had uh I just got rid of um I I threw out a bunch in my move. I think I had an RX 200 or something like that. I had some leaves that honestly still worked. The only problem was is I could just go buy new tanks but some of them that tanks today just would look so big and wonky on it. Um so I kept I kept this one. I kept well obviously this was my main one when I had

Speaker: Which I love this one. But I just charged the batteries in it. This is my Avengers one by iJoy. And it's all like voice activated and lights up and everything. They had an Avengers series that came out, so I got the Hulk one.

Speaker: but it tells me that I have low batteries when I'm like, I just charged the batteries. I just charged them batteries. Oh, you, on those, on that one, you have to take the batteries out? Oh, hold on. You got to take the batteries out. Now see, this one's got to charge it for. Yeah. Those are, those are, uh, for like updates and stuff. They say it's bad to, they say that it's bad to charge them like that. I do it from time to time. No. Can we open the door? No.

Speaker: I don't know. Yeah, I usually get a new mod like every six months to a year. That's what I said. I had **** twelve of them and half of them were these these these three of my most recent ones but not impressed considering the longevity that I got out of some of the other ones that I had. So, Hey dad. What? Why

Speaker: because we started watching it. I don't know. I haven't. I don't know. I have not been. I'm charged mine by the ports. They say you're not supposed to. I don't know why they're they're meant to be for updates because you can go and you plug them into your laptops and you can actually update the mods. No. Yeah.

Speaker: I don't know. Maybe I think that might be the issue with mine. Maybe that's why my my my batteries are charging. I gotta get like a battery. I had one years ago. That you could go online and whenever when an update would come out online, you could actually bump up the walk up the

Speaker: I don't I don't mess with mine too much I just kind of I find a nice happy medium where I want it and where it looks cool like

Speaker: the depending on because i have four settings on mine they're smart there's uh power there's i don't forget but one of them i said i could set it at 69 and i find it hilarious so every time i hit the button it says 69 i'm just like thanks

Speaker: but it's funny right i mean there's so many you you can you can you can

Speaker: Yeah, you can change fonts and everything. Yeah, no, you, I mean, they say it's not good to run it into a regular mod. I mean, I don't do it just because that shit's fucking brutal. That hit from the Sultan is brutal. Specialty put in a big ass. It's like good. One of those like, um,

Speaker: like the quote unquote disposable ones like like an elf bar or something like that and then. Them motherfuckers for as little as they are, they hit pretty hard, but whatever juices in that I couldn't imagine putting it into like this thing and running it at 50 you know. Yeah, that's kind of the thing with salt make that. Yeah, that's a little insane dude.

Speaker: 20 watts with Salt Nick. Yeah, I could. I could see that. I think that's because I accidentally bought a bottle of Salt Nick one time and didn't realize it until I almost died because I filled my tank, changed the coil, filled my tank and all that stuff. And it was sitting at 60 and I took a big like a normal hit off of it like I normally would. I thought I was going to fucking die, man. It felt like somebody hit me in the chest with a fucking sledgehammer. Yeah. I was like, God damn.

Speaker: Yeah, let's not do that again Fortunately the shop that I bought it from when I took it back in and told him I didn't want to salt make that they gave me the wrong one They gave me a new coil and and and swapped out my juice Didn't charge me anything extra so I Am fucking loving

Speaker: all these people that are using my reel to make reels with their animals. The FYI reel that I did on Instagram that blew up. Okay. People have been using the sound and making their own reels but using their animals. That's okay. Like their dog, you mean? Like, yeah, like their dogs. Like one person did it and they had this giant freaking Siberian

Speaker: No, no, no. They're like, they're making a video with their animals. Oh, okay. Fucking... I don't know if you saw my latest TikTok, but fuck. I don't know what the fuck happened. I don't know. Nowhere. I was just like, man. What's up, man? Like right in the middle of it? No, no. I was literally doing it. I was literally lying in bed, just an impression hit like a fucking hammer.

Speaker: And I just. Hmm. Yeah. Well, it's literally TikTok. It's just a video. Well, I got sent to HR today. Apparently my use of the word FYI was inappropriate at workplace setting. I don't make for your information. I mean, fuck you idiot. Well, I got sent to HR today. Apparently my use of the word FYI was inappropriate at workplace setting. I don't make for your information.

Speaker: That's cool. That's cool. I wish my dog would blink. My dog just does dumb shit. He stares at me all day. You know, I keep the dog here in the office, and I shit you not, this dog will lily for like three hours first thing in the morning. So this is what we're doing today. I'm like, yeah, I'm working, fucker, why not? Yeah. And now she's barking at us. I gotta break up.

Speaker: Got some work today. Yeah, I Don't know I like cute animal videos so if you will makes me smile And I get all the notifications because it's a real that I created well, hello dog Except for Jeff's crazy ass dogs, we don't like them

Speaker: Did you see a little fucker jump up on my desk on my chair? Yeah, I said hi. I thought I had new colors. I swear to God, I can't leave her in my office. I literally stepped out of the office for three minutes to grab food for her and grab food for me. I came back standing on my desk. Nice. I'm hoping to have a little bit of time this week, so I'll definitely hit you up, man. I'm hoping to have a little bit of time.

Speaker: I still got two more boxes and I gotta finish organizing my room and. So I'm hoping to have a little bit of time and I started the interview process for that magazine that wanted to interview me. Today, got about halfway through it. I was like, I'm done talking about myself for right now. As hard as that is to believe.

Speaker: it's a lot harder than you think when when when uh you know try to answer questions and try not to sound like a complete papa's jackass right but at the same time you know they want to know everything yeah you know they want to know about you they want to know

Speaker: You know about what you do and stuff like that. So it's cool. It's just Yeah, about halfway Feel like you're tooting a horn the whole time Start carrying around your championship belt At the end of the day, let's let's let's make this short and sweet

Speaker: Four letters explains everything. G -O -A -T. I am the goat. I am the greatest of all time. That's all you need to know. And the guys that are on the show will be there, all right. So there's that. I was actually thinking about calling people goat. I truly think everyone is the goat of something.

Speaker: be that you know the goat of meth methods or something you know i mean everybody's good at something and and and and uh once you find that thing that you're good at and you can become said goat it still feels braggadocious to say oh i'm the goat well i mean i am the goat

Speaker: Yeah, like I said, braggadocious. Me bragg, never, never. I don't brag, I'm humble. I mean, at the end of the day. You're about as humble, you're about as subtle as the chainsaw at funerals.

Speaker: Somebody's got to be the champ. Might as well be me, right? Not all heroes wear capes strippers. I'm just saying. Somebody's got to do it, man. Somebody's got to

Speaker: Somebody's got to put the weight on their shoulders and carry this heavy burden. Like Atlas, put the world on his shoulders, man. That's who I am. Just call me Atlas Glick. Yeah. Like I said, you're about as humble as a chainsaw at a funeral.

Speaker: Are you saying my humbleness is about as effective as Leatherface sneaking up on somebody in Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Hey, do you know why Helen Keller's dog ran away? Why Jeffrey?

Speaker: You and two of your names. I heard that on Tiktok and I was dying laughing. I was like, oh, I'm going to hell, but I'm telling that joke. That's fucked up. I heard that. I was a lot in bed last night flicking through Tiktok and I went, oh, shit, that's fucked up.

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Speaker: Oh, did you see the video I sent you from the movie, the campaign? That fucking scene fucking cracks me up. Will Ferrell comes running across that room. Zach Alvanaz is kicking that, kissing that baby. And fucking Will Ferrell rocks that baby in the chill.

Speaker: And later on in the movie, he's like, that baby had a glass jaw. He's like in a board meeting, and they're like, you literally punched a baby. He's like, that baby had a glass jaw. I was like, really, dude? And I say in the Nicholas Cage trailer,

Speaker: Rainfield yes, I've seen that before Yeah, I still want to see that other Nick Cage movie which one where he plays himself Mm -hmm. I haven't watched it. I I've had the opportunity like 14 times, but I'm like, yeah, I'll get around to it. I

Speaker: I can't seem to not watch, rewatch something I've seen 400 times in a movie. I actually want to see, I'm like, yeah, I'm going to watch fast times and ridge my eye again. Something like that. I watched, uh, what was it? I watched, uh, the other day before memes. We used to just yell out Chappelle show quotes at each other. That is so true.

Speaker: That's actually kind of true. I mean, do you remember sitting in class and, and, and repeating water boy clothes? Not water boy, uh, uh, big daddy, big daddy, big daddy. You, you pop, you pop autonomous. I'm 41 years old. I still shout out quotes from that movie randomly.

Speaker: I saw TikTok the other day, it was like, name a movie quote that you use in everyday life. And I was like, oh, I can't narrow it down that much. I was like, who's got the time to narrow that shit down? Come on, man. I have

Speaker: realized recently I quote and I didn't realize that I did it that much but in recent last couple months or whatever I've realized that in day -to -day normal day -to -day life I quote a lot of movies and television. Oh, of course. Just some great one -liners that apply to the situation. Like if anybody starts stuttering, I pull a full -on app today, jr.

Speaker: Yeah, I was just like so yeah that that that That's become a new reality in my world I was just like I

Speaker: When you start realizing what you actually say on a day -to -day, you're like, wow, I really don't have a life. I've seen the same movie 400 times. Well, that and then the fact that when you, when you spout off a line from a movie or something like that, and there's people around you and they just look at you like you're an idiot and you go, it's from the water boy.

Speaker: Oh. Don't give me a sympathy chuckle, you son of a bitch. No, we, we were in, we were in a meeting. You're hungry because, because you're a dude. I was in a meeting with my team and somebody said something and I was like, you're, you're okay. And they're like, what are you doing? I was like, oh shit. Cause it was a zoom meeting. So it looks like I'm on the podcast to me. I was like, where's that clip? Where's that clip at?

Speaker: And they're like, we don't get it. I'm like, yeah, you got to watch the show. So I said them on clip. I downloaded it and I was like, here, watch this. You'll get it. Like, yeah, watch this. Like one of the girls at work, she listens to the show. She listens to it all the time. You listen to it while she works, which I'm like, that's kind of weird.

Speaker: And then every once in a while, she'll just put something in the chat. She's like, yeah, I walked into that propeller and I'm like, ah, I get it. But she I get it. She put it that way. She was she got all technical with what was the issue with her computer. And I was like, you sound so fucking nerdy right now. And then I sent her the clip again. She's like, yeah, I get it. I get it.

Speaker: Poindexter. If I can figure out how to change your name in my phone, I'm going to put it as Poindexter. Because it'll show up on her end as Poindexter every time she types something. Nice. Yeah.

Speaker: I think a lot of people listen to us when they're at work, especially if you have a job where you can put your earbud in. I know Cam listens all the time when he's at work.

Speaker: Well, I mean, it comes down to, uh, I listen, I listen to a bunch of different stuff while I'm here at work because, you know, there are times where I don't have anything to do. I'm literally sending to 400 emails and I'll throw either a podcast, this podcast, or, or some music up just to kind of have in the background. And if my phone rings, I can quickly pause it and, you know, get right back at it. But.

Speaker: she she was saying the other day that she's she's like so she's on like episode 100 or something like that. She's like, yeah, I just broke the 100 bar. I'm like, yeah, we've been there for a while. She's like, on your show, idiot. I was like, oh, okay, listen to the show. She's like, I just broke the undermark and I was like, oh, undermark and what? She's like, of your show. I'm like, oh, okay.

Speaker: Yeah, Cam. Cam said the other day he was actually listening to episode 100 because it's a great thing about our show. You don't have to listen to it in order. You can bounce around and that's what Cam does. Yeah. He just bounces around from episode to episode. He doesn't, he doesn't listen in order or anything like that. So. Well, I was talking to a client the other day. I was talking to a client the other day and he was asking me about the show and he said, uh,

Speaker: He was asking what's the best episode list to start out. And I was like, well, and I said, you know, the Ryan Reynolds episode and the Fun and Funeral episode. He called me today. He's like, I can't breathe. I was like, what's the problem, John? He's like, I just listened to the episode Fun and Funeral.

Speaker: And I was like, got it. I get it. He's tired. He's literally rolling around the Florida's office laughing so hard about you not talking about stuff with you and Viking funeral me and all this stuff. And he said, people were coming to my office going, you're all right, Don? He's like, you guys gotta hear this. You barely put it on for the entire shop to hear.

Speaker: Yeah. I would, I would love to be like a fly on a wall or something like that. When, when they have us on it, um, we, you know, like when they have us on like at the vape shop or something like that. And, and customers come in and go on and whatever. Right. Or, you know, where like that one time we were live and I can't remember who it was, but she was like, I'm working at the gas station and I have you guys play and roll out. Everybody can hear you. So we started cursing a lot. Yeah.

Speaker: More like when I, more like when I discovered that I could put the podcast on at the gym.

Speaker: especially especially when we get to those ones where we can't breathe because we're laughing so hard like the fun and we were laughing so hard we got off and our cheeks hurt our stomachs hurt because our stupid selves that imagine me don't fly on a wall somebody doesn't know what's coming and all of a sudden the chuckle comes in and they just can't help but laugh so hard going I can see these two idiots doing this

Speaker: It's going to happen. If you die before I die.

Speaker: I'm I'm coming in in full in full Viking apparel. He wanted this. No, but I mean, it comes down to, you know, as I catch the funeral home on fire. You can literally you can literally picture it in your mind when you're listening to the show because we go into mild detail about running up the aisle with a Molotov cocktail and smashing radio is radio is theater theater of the mind. I mean, you you you you want to paint a description picture.

Speaker: you know, especially if we're actually having a conversation and we're going on one of our tie rates and and we're not just sitting around motion like we are right now, you know, you know, that's why that's why war the world's had people. Yeah.

Speaker: freaking out people freaking shitting themselves thinking the aliens were coming around because yeah i mean i don't know if you have you ever actually listed the war of the world's radio cast oh it's fucked up where yeah it's crazy where the dude is so convincing you want to talk about the original podcast or that cat i can't remember his name but uh i mean but you also have to remember the time frame because you know you couldn't do that today where people are gonna be like oh god we're gonna freak out you know look at the time frame and the period you know you're full of shit dude

Speaker: Yeah. Or you're going to be a bunch of fucking, you know, the, the tin foil hat wearing crackpots are going to be going out there and going, where's the alien man? I'm ready. Take me, take me, take me to your leader out there playing. What was that? What was that? Uh, that one movie where they were like communicating with the keyboards.

Speaker: Some jackasses outbound is Casio keyboard The funniest the funniest parody of that is monsters versus aliens

Speaker: where the president gets up there and he starts playing the the Axel Foley theme song. Oh, yeah. It's so fucking badass. It's it's it's it's the president's played by Stephen Colbert. Oh, yeah. So it makes it even that much funnier. I see on TikTok today speaking of movies.

Speaker: There's this guy, I think I follow him. I gotta send you a couple of these videos. I think you and Tony would get a kick out of them. Please tell me I like that video.

Speaker: I found a video that I sent to my buddy Dave. I tried to send my buddy Dave and by the time I edited it, the video went away. Like I shared it to my homepage on Facebook and then I went edit video to put in, Dave, I got an idea. Let's do something.

Speaker: and it was a cool it was a cool video of a build of a car it was a beetle but the beetle it was the the like a 68 beetle sitting on a dually frame with a with a uh a a Cummins motor so you like basically put the a Volkswagen Beetle on a on a Chevy dually drive what frame did you eat yeah i don't care

Speaker: but in the coolest way possible. And it was a really cool video. And I was like, Dave, I got an idea. Let's build something. And when I added it, when I edited it to put in, Dave, let's build something, the video went away and I cannot find the video. And Dave answered, he's like, build what? And I was like, the video's not there. And I've been looking for a week and I can't find the video. This is me.

Speaker: What was the other one? You ever listen to the radio show? You've seen the movie Annie, the original. Yeah.

Speaker: Okay. You know how, when they go on the radio, the guy, there's a guy in the background with a little door and he's like, just walking into the studio and they close the door and make it look like they're tapping. Those videos, radio programs for back in the forties were fucking dope because they had sound effects and all this stuff. Like they were on point and they were basically TV shows that they would put on through radio and like murder mystery and all this stuff. And it had.

Speaker: Yeah. And then she fell in the water and then you'd hear water splashing on stuff. It's fucking dope. There's, there's a, um, I listen to a lot of audio books while I work. And there's a, you know who Clive Kussler is? Yeah. Clive Kussler wrote the books for, um, Dirk Pitt.

Speaker: You know, the movie Sahara is originally a book. And the guy that does the audiobooks, they do the audiobook just like those 40s radio shows. So if Dirk walks through a door, you hear the door slam behind him or the latch, you know, he's picking a lock and you can hear the lock click, click, click in the background. It's fucking dope. And it makes the book so much that that much cooler to listen to.

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. So this guy, I'll send you the video so you can look at his page. He's got a ton of cool videos, but he is casting the perfect Batman movie.

Speaker: He's got Miles Teller as Batman, which I'm kind of digging. I can see that. Miles Teller played rooster. And we've had this discussion. I don't know what your problem is with Miles Teller. The Joker played by somebody that we have said a million times should play Joker. Whoa. If you don't think. Bryan Cranston. Yeah.

Speaker: Brian Cranston, there's Commissioner Gordon. Nice. Steve Carell as Mr. Freeze. Alexandra Daddadario. I know I butchered her last name. I know I know her name. I can't think what she's been in as Catwoman.

Speaker: Aiden Gaggers, Ron, Chloe Grace, uh, as Harley Quinn. She was a chick from Kit Kat. Kit girl. Okay. Oh, her name's, um, uh, uh, I know her name. Chloe. Yeah. Morets. Yeah. Hugh Laurie. Yeah. Uh, Hugh Laurie, uh, Alfred.

Speaker: Oh, really? I would have had... I did see... You know how I play that game Red Dead Redemption 2? I didn't see yesterday on TikTok, somebody did the characters, like the characters, if they made it into a movie, because you know they're making The Last of Us movie. Yeah, I'm going to watch it.

Speaker: I watched the trailer the other day. But they were doing, they had like Brad Pitt, Penn and Arthur Morgan. They had, I can't remember, I didn't save it because I didn't think, I couldn't think of anything like, oh, I'm in. But so they had like the perfect cast.

Speaker: If you know and play the game, you know the characters and you're like, oh, oh, I'm 100%. The only one I didn't really agree with was the main character of Arthur Morgan being played by Brad Pitt. I'm not saying Brad Pitt couldn't pull it off, but I'm saying somebody else could probably do a better job. I'm not saying who, I'm just saying in generally speaking. I'm not saying Brad Pitt would do a terrible job, but I think there's a couple of them.

Speaker: Terrible job. No, this guy does like all kinds of like crazy videos. Another guy that I that I follow on TikTok that does like superheroes as cowboys, superheroes as Vikings and you know, it's an artist.

Speaker: No, I haven't like the Avengers as kittens. Oh, my God is the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen. Yeah, there's a little kid is like kitten Iron Man. I've seen the kid. I've seen the Iron Man Viking and I've seen those.

Speaker: you know, like the guys are like a digital artist or some **** like that and does. Yeah. Yeah, he's really amazing. Yeah. This guy, this guy does basically the same thing and then like I was scrolling, he's got, he's got like superheroes at Samoans and superheroes as transformers. So, you know, yeah. And like super superheroes. I can't remember one. One of them blew my mind. I was like, that's good as well.

Speaker: Yeah, like superheroes at Christmas and there was like Hulk. Hulk is the Grinch who stole Christmas and Santa Thor. Scarlet the the Red Witch reindeer. She got like antlers.

Speaker: No, I saw those the other day and I was like, oh, I'm totally in on that because it's, you know, first they show, you know, RDJ has as Iron Man and then they show their computer animated, you know, a Viking Iron Man. And you're just like, oh, I'm totally in to see that movie. Yeah, exactly. Tomorrow.

Speaker: Speaking of TikTok and my last, my, my most recent video, I posted a buddy of mine commented on there and he was like, you look like if Thor was born in the south, which I was like, I'll take it. It's kind of funny, but I'll take it as a compliment because at work, all my contractors in my building, they all, they've been calling me Thor for like the last month or so.

Speaker: when I when I when I come up and walk around the floor where they're working. Hey, Thor. Oh, Thor's here. I don't know if you know who Ray William Johnson is. He does a he does a YouTube channel. I say you he he used to do a show on YouTube called equals three where he I he didn't start out on Vine.

Speaker: He actually had a YouTube video, YouTube channel, and he still does it, but he would react to three videos.

Speaker: Mm -hmm, and his funniest one was he did fine a fine Reaction, but he called it equals five on that one and he does fine was so short videos But he actually he was doing a reaction video and he does it in a real and it's on tick -tock and stuff but he does it in a real on YouTube now and He was reacting to I don't know if you've seen the video but Drake

Speaker: was in Toronto, and his entourage was pulling out into traffic, and Drake's bodyguard stepped out to stop traffic so that all the entourage could be in one row, as opposed to being normal human beings and getting out when they can. Yeah. And he was making fun of the... Because it's like a dash cam video style, and he's making... Ray William Johnson's making fun of the bodyguard,

Speaker: Like like he got a goofy Thanos or fat Thanos And then he did he did like a little pop -up where it was like Thanos his face on this dude because this dude kind of looked like a fat Thanos Yeah I Know I know his I know that guy's name like I

Speaker: Yeah, one of the favorite things if you put in – he used to do his background. He started when he was in college. In his background, he would have – it looked like comic book pages on the back of his wall. If you put in equals three into YouTube, you'll find it quick. But the funniest one is the equals five when he does mine.

Speaker: Cuz it was like right when vine first came out that he started reacting to vines as well And he started, you know, he started reacting like King Bach and and and all them guys that are super famous because of fine Yeah And movies and shit now Yeah, no shit King Bach everywhere who I don't I meant to do talk talk about take about talk about taking the platform to the next level and

Speaker: A lot of them have. A lot of them have. A lot of those people that got huge on Vine have gone off to have pretty good careers. Yeah. You know, quote, unquote, quote, unquote careers. Well, I mean, it's one of the, like, I watch, I watch this girl on, on YouTube. She does reaction videos.

Speaker: that she's Canadian. She is uh she's fucking hilarious and she does like Karen's getting what they deserve and you know and shit like that and they're so funny to watch because she just rips it to people in in the nicest way. She's like the sweetest person you ever meet and she's like I get it. The greatest the greatest uh

Speaker: The greatest YouTube channel that's out there that you guys if you've never heard of it or if you or whatnot You should check it out. It's called nonsensical nonsense podcast podcast on YouTube Those guys are awesome. They're fucking hilarious Wednesdays and Saturdays Mondays are usually chill layback Yeah

Speaker: And you can join them live. I hear, I hear that they go live Monday, Wednesdays and Saturdays at six PM. You can even come into their chatters box and bullshit with them. Or you can be a hater and lurk and screen record their, their podcast. Um, and then use it later to try to, I don't know, help validate yourself and maybe make yourself more important in which we really are. I don't know. Maybe it goes into their spank bank.

Speaker: I mean, as we have always said, there is an ask for every seat. So maybe there is an ask for every seat to all the people fapping right now. Gross. Where does your life go wrong that you are exercising demons to us? Yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker: I actually, I have an interesting story about that. It is quick. How embarrassing would that be though? In all honesty, say like, well, not only that, but like, like say, like, for instance, you die and you literally have a spank bank folder on your phone or your laptop.

Speaker: And you die and you know, everybody's going through your stuff and they're, you know, they're on your laptop and you're like, what's this bank bank folder? And you click on it and it's 200 plus episodes. It's like a whole bunch of videos and pictures of us doing the podcast. And our TikToks and all that stuff. He was weird. He was weird.

Speaker: I hate to speak ill the dead, but hey fucking weirdo get the Ouija board out I Found out a long time ago That and I still don't know who it was but somebody I used to work at Pacific Sunway I

Speaker: And somebody that worked there after me, you know, they had in the back room, they had pictures of the employees on the wall. Somebody that worked there had a just row of hearts around my picture and nobody would tell me who the fuck it was. And I was like, let's be honest, you did it. No, because I didn't even work there anymore.

Speaker: I you know I couldn't go in the back anymore cuz you know cuz I didn't work there But the the one employee that I knew work that went and took a shot a picture of it showed me He's like dude. I don't know who somebody's got a fucking bad for you, and I was like that's weird And it's like really what's wrong with your eyes? What's wrong with you?

Speaker: Somebody hurt you because I mean look at this As there's currently there's currently somebody has bang bang folder who hurt you What happened? You know, somebody's listening one Shit, they're talking to me right now Fuck I know

Speaker: How did they find out about my dirty little secret? Don't you worry. Crazy obsessed fan will be your dirty little secret and will keep your dirty little secret. You have nothing to worry about.

Speaker: it's so weird to think about because we've had that conversation so many times on this show that there is literally an ask for every seat. We've had that conversation. We know that and it's just weird. Now, I'm thinking about like really this is this is this is good. I'm not saying it does. I'm saying this could

Speaker: somebody's uh some weird motherfucker but it could possibly be hey boys look what i got here hey where the white women at what's going on gulf hawk

Speaker: What's up, buddy? I don't know what you said. It just showed your name popped up. What? Congratulations on your fantasy football victory. Just know that next year when I get to actually draft my team, I'm going to run rampant on everybody. What's going on, Dylan? How you doing, man? I'm going to run rampant on everybody in fantasy football next year.

Speaker: Going down motherfuckers At work nice put us on so everybody can hear us I was looking for something

Speaker: golf. Pop didn't so he had to play his intro. Yeah. No, I was just I was saying like when you when you when you walked away, you know, we've had the conversation that you know, there's an ask for every seat, right? So there could there could possibly be a seat that really does. It does. It's just kind of weird to think about maybe they're would that make them

Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker: and he said **** like. I gotta. You tried.

Speaker: So we were talking earlier, Jeff, I think you were still kind of here when we were talking about the Steelers kind of getting, getting, getting, getting, not really getting in trouble, just getting shit on. Article came out that said the sex celebration involving Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker, Alex Smith raised social media.

Speaker: on Sunday in the wake of the Demar Hamlin's cardiac arrest on the football field, Smith Highsmith addressed the celebration on Monday. He told reporters that had nothing to do with Hamlin and that he would never, never, never, never, ever, ever intentionally mock Hamlin's medical condition.

Speaker: Like that it's one of those things you don't think about something like that when you're doing something stupid You know what I mean? Mm -hmm unless unless you could see him on the sidelines going boys. I got a good one It's fucked up, but you know I mean that would be me And but

Speaker: Even when you have a bad idea, you go to your buddies and they're like, dude, no, too soon. So I don't think it was done in Dallas. It comes down to, it may have been bad judgment, but I mean, you've seen the football. How many bad ideas have you come to me? And I go, yeah, it'd probably be pretty cool. Or how many times have I come to you and went, I gotta tell you something.

Speaker: It's going to be dumb. But this podcast started that way. I think it comes down to it comes down to it. It was probably. In his head, he was like, this will look cool as a celebration. And it didn't dawn on that it might be a bad taste.

Speaker: You know, cause I doubt that 90 % of the NFL players are seriously thinking about doing, you know, on a day to day. Oh, no, actually yesterday, it was, uh, it was very heartwarming and very touching the way that the NFL reacted to tomorrow, Hamlin situation. And what happened? I mean, they, they, uh, on, on the football fields, the threes on the 30 yard lines were for,

Speaker: outlined in red and blue because we wore number three in place for the bills. The bills colors are red and blue, red, white, and blue, basically. Um, they all had, uh, we love to Mars shirts on and the number three on their jerseys and, and, and, and yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: Right before the Broncos Chargers game, Russell Wilson, who wears memory, and one of the guys from the Chargers who wears a three -day bet at the midfield, while both teams were in our lot showing solidarity. And they were headed to the field so they could be in kind of, I don't know, I may have said a fair couple, but Russell Wilson's kind of a religious guy.

Speaker: So there was a lot of things. But like when you're in a celebration, that's not necessarily the first thing you think of like, maybe this is bad days. You just like this little pool. Well, and it might not even cross their minds anything. They were just because I mean, I don't think it was necessarily planned. It just kind of happened. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. It's like a lot of things that happen on this show. We don't think about it. It happens right in the moment.

Speaker: In case nobody's noticed, we don't really play on these shows. We just play on time. We just let them happen. What happens happens. Sometimes you say things in the spur of the moment that are funny, but people might get butt hurt at the end of the day. We'll see. Seasons are coming. Jeff, you've seen it.

Speaker: Well, it's gonna be a. Heavy one this this season. Jeff, you seem a bit ornery, no punting this year yet. A little bit. Ornery comes down to the fact that. I get bored. You gotta leave your office man. Dude, I just saw the new blind.

Speaker: You gotta go on adventures. Give your magical school bus. Oh, speaking of one of our favorite people, Ryan Reynolds told a story the other day that made me rethink plans that I've had. I tell her that all the time, Dylan. You should tell all your other friends that they need to listen to it. I do. I tell people all the time.

Speaker: But Ryan Wells apparently was skydiving. Bill goes to high school with Austin. He said our podcast is fire. There you go. Directly from the mouth of children folks. We have that plan because we can't have the click

Speaker: I'm trying to do it in a way where you can just see Chris and it's just comes out fuzzy. You gotta have Tony's reaction. Sometimes Tony's reactions are even better than the **** that comes out of my mouth because like when I called you Al Chupacabra and Tony completely lost his **** and called a time out on the damn show.

Speaker: used to it. I was like, yeah, got it laughing. Well, that, that and you laughing and then stopping to think about it and laughing again and then stopping and going, wait a minute. Yup. Yup. It took a couple of, it took, it took a few seconds for it to fully sink in. And once it sank in, you were gone. Yeah. Okay.

Speaker: But you got to get Tony's reaction for my reactions about golf. I think what I'm going to do is I got to find the episode and then and then I'll just record it off my big TV. Oh, interesting fact. You know how in New York they do the ball drop, right? In Idaho, they literally drop a potato. Yeah, I knew that.

Speaker: I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm kind of not mad at it. I'm kind of like, Idaho's known for taters, man. I know. I know. I'm the best. You're like a wrestler, man. Every wrestler has an entrance theme and that's your entry. Not everybody gets an entry on the show.

Speaker: I just saw a weird fucking video and I had to think about it. What does this look like? Hold on, let me restart it. Okay, what does this look like? Are you ready? What did it look like that grabbed her? To me it looked like somebody, yeah, let me play it again.

Speaker: No, it's actually the kid's hoodie. It's like a beige hoodie, but I literally thought it was somebody's fact. And I was just so fat, it lost a lot of weight, and his belly was hanging out. But it's a kid, honestly. And I was like, whoa, didn't see that coming.

Speaker: Yeah, what are you going to do? Yoink! We were talking about cars earlier, at the beginning of the show, he was talking about, I don't know, him and Tony were talking about Cadillacs or something. Yeah, we were talking about the Cadillac Escalade being a low, the ESV, Cadillac Escalade being lightweight, which

Speaker: In that sentence, it just doesn't sound true. But it's because it was originally an SUV, and then it was turned into a, I guess, what would you call the avalanche slash, slash, kind of, I guess, an ESP? It's not a cross over. The Chevy Avalanche? Yeah, an avalanche of kind of an ESP is basically the same thing. I think technically, in all honesty, it is a cross over because it's

Speaker: It's almost like an El Camino, right? No Because you still got the truck body you got like the truck body with with like SUV And like SUV Styling, I don't know. Yeah But I mean, I don't know I like the avalanches And I like I do I wanted some fucking bad

Speaker: uh i want to i want to fucking avalanche bad dude i what i want i want the the 0607 cat eye i think they're gorgeous you know what i'm gonna have to watch tonight and i know you love this movie but i'm gonna have i need to watch shauna the dead watch that movie in a while

Speaker: and I got stuck in my head somehow. And I'm like, oh, you know why I got it stuck in my head? I don't know if you saw the video of Tom Cruise doing some stupid stunt for Christmas, saying everybody having Christmas and all this shit. Well, Simon Pegg literally did a, he's like, I'm not Tom Cruise, I'm not gonna stand on an airplane and scream out Merry Christmas.

Speaker: but while he's talking, he's walking the route to go get a Cornetto from the Shaun of the Dead house to the store where he gets the Cornetto in the movie. And he even trips over the sidewalk at the same time. I was like, motherfucker, I get it. A lot of people were reacting to the video going, I don't get it. And I'm like, oh, I totally fucking get it. Especially when he trips. It's literally shot for shot remake.

Speaker: except for the kid and the blue cars, not that. And I was like, Oh, I totally get it. That's fucking dope. You can't have the stone cold Steve Austin theme golf. Hawk. That's my team. Geez. I have the belt and everything. See, you went a totally different way. I did golf. I literally thought of some fat guy that lost a bunch of weight. And that was his

Speaker: Like when Adam Sandler in that movie where he's got the remote control and he's got that belly fat. And I was like, that's fucked up. Tuck that shit in, dude. That's what I thought. I was like, damn, that dude lost a lot of weight. But no, it was a hoodie. But my first thought was because of the coloring, it looked like belly fat. And I was like, wait, what?

Speaker: It's weird, bro. They are kind of weird, but I liked them and I really wish I had a bottom line when I had the opportunity. Um, cause I may or may not still have it today. Yeah, I know. But now I'm on to other things that I want. No, now I'm, I want the Colorado next. Yeah.

Speaker: That's going to be the next as as a weird car guy that puts crazy stereo systems in almost every one of my car. The the flip down mechanism that makes your six foot bed become an eight foot bed in the avalanche can be replaced with a subwoofer box. That folds down. What do you think suddenly, Dylan, the avalanches or. No, I am.

Speaker: careful with your answer, Dylan. I'm just saying, we might have to hurt you. Well, I mean, let the roasting begin. Yes, yes. Let me guess. Remember the Pontiac Aztec? Oh, that was something. Out of all the vehicles ever made. And you know who's not around anymore.

Speaker: You know, who's not in, you know, who's not making cars anymore? Pontiac. What happened to Pontiac? What did happen to Pontiac? Because that was a GM product. Well, basically, what happened to Pontiac is, remember when all the car companies were going bankrupt and they were bailouts? Yeah. Okay. Well,

Speaker: Part of everybody's line, Ford, Chevy, Dodge, GM, whatever, they had to drop something to actually get the bailout. And GM had the most lines. And one of their ones, they had to either drop the Buick line or the Pontiac line. And Buick actually sells more than Pontiac, so they dumped the Pontiac line. Yeah.

Speaker: Uh, I have seen some ugly avalanches, but I mean, it's the same thing with the Colorado. There are some ugly as Colorado is out there, but the particular one that I want is awesome. Yeah. The first gen Colorado, Colorado is just, you know what it looks like. You've seen, you've seen family guy, the kid that's head is on upside down. That's what it looks like. The kid that's mouth above his eyes.

Speaker: look at the first gen Colorado and look at that kid and tell me I'm lying. I just have to think about it for a second. The belly fat is funny. See, but it comes down to the avalanche is GM did another SUV and I can't remember what it is. It was GMC.

Speaker: I don't think Colorado is diesel. No, the Colorado is like the Colorado is like Chevy's Ranger. Yeah, well, they're they're they're replacement of that step. Yeah, they basically.

Speaker: But GMC actually made an SUV that looks like a full on almost it's a little bit it's about the size of your traverse or your your equinox but it had a sunroof in the back that was solid roof and would move forward

Speaker: and turn it into a pickup bed, and then have the folding front part down like you do in the Avalanche as well. I saw a video on the other day, and they only made like 300 of them. Was that a real thing or something that was custom? No, no, no, no. It's a real thing. They're kind of like Yukon's, but they're not that big. They're kind of the same platform as your S &P. But really kind of cool,

Speaker: But it was like all push button. You hit a button and the window would go into the tailgate, then drop like tailgate. Like, you know, roll down window style into the tailgate. Yeah. Like, like on my Bronco, my Bronco, the window, it was the only thing I was, the only thing that was power in that damn Bronco was my back window.

Speaker: Right. And the roof, actually, the side pillars are all there, but the roof moves forward. So, like, if you need to put a washing machine or a refrigerator in the back, and you don't want to set it down, you can just stand it up. It's kind of weird. I saw it the other day. They only made, like, 300 or 1 ,000 of them or something like that. I've never seen that in person. And I can't remember what it was, but it was really complicated. Yeah, golf. Golf, look up the Colorado

Speaker: Yeah, 2023 ZR2. Yeah, in the blue. The blue is sexy as fuck. Yeah, that's exactly the one. The roll bar already on it. I think it looks tough as fuck.

Speaker: because they completely changed the front end. It looks so fucking cool. 2023 Chevy Colorado ZR2. For reference, everybody, this is the 2023 Chevy Colorado ZR2 with the full package. And that's what I want when I traded my Equinox. They are fucking sexy.

Speaker: Here's the backfield. That thing is cool. Nope. That's exactly what I want when I traded my Equinox. The 2023, it'll be a few years old. So hopefully come down in price a little bit. They won't be as crazy expensive. They're like 40 grand.

Speaker: And the CR two is like the ZR one package. It's full off road package. It's got all the bells and whistles. Yeah. Yeah. It's got everything. It's lifted. It's got the roll bar, all that shit. 33 inch tires. It's got the, the beat locks, the whole nine yards. It's fucking, but I'm not going off road in it. So, so that like that three inch lift, it's a fucking mall crawler is what it is. It's not a mall crawler.

Speaker: If you have a vehicle and you never take it off road, that's a mall crawler. I just I'm going to be 47 years old. And, you know, I'm not saying it will never see mud or anything like that, but I'm not going to be like, oh, driving it off a lot. My name's Jeff. There's a field. You know, why not? Why have a lift kit if you don't use it? I'm just saying. I'm just saying that while I'm not saying like I said, go through a set of tires and a nice car if I want to.

Speaker: because at the end of the day, like when I go out to my sister's cabin and it's out in the middle of fucking nowhere, having a lifted four by four would be beneficial. Yes, they are golf. They are my happy place. So, yes, I'm not going to drive it off a lot and find the nearest field and go mud running in it. I'm not saying they will never see mud. I'm not saying I'm not going to go mud running, but if I happen to be off road,

Speaker: That's like weed is technically illegal, but if you just so happen to set it on file, there are some effects. If you just so happen to take a lifted truck off road. You just so happen to accidentally on purpose take it off road. Yes, 100%. The biggest problem about living here is there's no place to actually go off road.

Speaker: don't you guys have a desert can't you go like to the sand dunes yeah that's on the other side of the and but yeah that's got a beach with sand same thing on the beach here there's one beach i can take them on oh well you know what technically weed is illegal but if you like it yeah so if you just happen to drive on the beach there is one beach i can go to

Speaker: and go on the beach, but they have, they have, it's patrolled a lot. So you can't really go crazy. You can drive on the beach, but not act like a fucking asshole. What's the point of going on the beach? I mean, because there was places like that down in Charleston. Florida has places like that. New York has places like that up on the beaches. You can, you know, one of the radio shows I listen to every day, they live up in Staten Island, I think.

Speaker: and one of the beaches they go to the guy has a Jeep like a Jeep Wrangler or whatever and he they always drive on they drive on the beach. No, I mean, I don't know if you can't drive like an asshole because there's families there. No, not this beach and if I'm sitting on the beach enjoying myself and some jackass drives by and rooster tails me, I'm going to shoot him in his face. That's the other beauty of Mexico. You can't own a gun so.

Speaker: I'm just saying, enjoy this rooster tail. So, it's illegal but if somehow I happen to have a guy. I happen to have it on my first. Yeah, I'm just, you see, you see, you see how your loophole works in it. The beach that I can drive on is, is, they call it the dog park beach.

Speaker: it's where everybody takes their dogs so the dogs can run. Oh, so I'm just out there and walking my dog enjoying my nice sunny day and can't clean my tires and then you run my dog or a red rooster tail me then the gun that I'm not supposed to have that I just happen to have and I happen to shoot you in the face. I buried it too. Yeah. And then got shot in the face and set on fire because you want to go out like a Viking. They're going to text me and tell me at night you crackhead. What the hell's wrong with you?

Speaker: I knew someone would catch it. You'll happen to set it on fire. See you in the morning. Why are you going to bed store? It's only 8 30. Whatever. The weeds kicking in.

Speaker: I did hear a funny story and I'm not allowed to name names but a friend of mine's daughter was in class and she told me, I'm hungry. No, no. My friend of mine told me, he told me this story yesterday and he said his daughter was in class and she turned to her friend. His daughter's like 16 and her friend was like, here have a gummy bear.

Speaker: Not the kind of government bear you want to give. She came home and was just... And I'm really tired. Gee, I wonder why.

Speaker: Yeah. Okay. What's going on? She was quote unquote, not feeling well. So they took her to the nurse's office and the nervous was like, I don't know what's wrong with it. Like they called my buddy to come fit her and he got there and he instantly knew what was up. But of course couldn't say anything. Got in the car. He's like, how stoned are you? And she's like, where'd he go on? He's like, don't tell your mother. Yeah. Don't tell your mom.

Speaker: four by four is decorative until you pull onto a soft shoulder of the road and then four by four is **** necessity. Get it like that. Well, it comes it comes lifted. So, it comes lifted. You're tired. Stock Chevy Colorado is is I think it's like the the the bottom of the body is I think eight inches off the ground on stock.

Speaker: The ZR2 has a three or four inch lift already on when you buy it. And it comes with 33 inch tires. Where stock tires are... 33s? I thought it was 32. I thought it was 35s. No, 35s are... In order to put 35s on the Colorado ZR2, you need to add another two inches.

Speaker: You're checking me, aren't you? I'm not checking you. I'm just putting it back through. I want to put it out there. I can see you googling me.

Speaker: I'm not googling, I'm not googling you, I want to have the facts out there so we're just not, don't you? Oh, so you're worried about, you know, fact checkers? Yeah, people like to stream record our show and then be like, oh, look at the lie. Actually, it comes with a 3 .25 stock lift and the tires are actually 34 and a half. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker: Is that what it is? Is it 34 and a half? You froze, so I don't know. No, I had no idea. Oh, you were up there. No, I'm still looking. Hold on. It's actually kind of easy to do this. Yeah, nothing's working right now. My phone is, we're not going to let you ask your questions. Oh, Tony, he's back. I'll ask it. 31 here, please. You two jokers still up here? What are y 'all doing?

Speaker: 2023 Chevy Colorado ZR2 tire size. Fuck me. 2023 Chevy Colorado ZR2 tire size. What the fuck is going on here with the dial up? 265, 70 yards, 16 or 65. That doesn't tell you the height.

Speaker: The 33s. The 33s. The 2023 Chevy Colorado ZR2 shows off 33 inch tires. Vindicated. Vindicated. Nobody was disagreeing. AutoEvolution .com.

Speaker: Yeah, nobody was disagreeing with you. We were just looking. Just to verify. Oh, like I said, I was being verified. Now, if you get them with the 18 -inch rims, the tire is only 32 inches tall. It's a 9 .4 inches of ground clearance, which is the blue picture that I showed earlier.

Speaker: That's the trail boss. Delavanard was good. Dude, it's a 2 .7. What's up? Roger Simmons was in the house. What's up? 310 horsepower. That's all you need in that little big truck. It's 2 .7, Lee. That's a huge horse owner, dude. This motherfucker isn't working.

Speaker: What you doing? We got a football game, man. What you doing? That's a fucking massive fucking force holder, dude. That's blowing my mind. This motherfucker. This motherfucker.

Speaker: Now, you know what I'm going to ask you. There you go. What? Did you use your phone, Waffle? I am on my phone. I've been on my phone the whole time. And it's still acting up on you? Yep. That sounds like a location issue, more than a device issue. You know, you can go wire directly. If your router is literally just across the room, just wire it in. No, he's using his hotspot. I don't have the ethernet port on my laptop.

Speaker: Uh, no, it's, yeah, it's, it's been recognizing this whole time until you came back in. Look at all grumpy. I mean, as hell you scared my, you scared my wifi off, Tony D. I'm a dangerous motherfucker. I heard from you last night. No, nobody heard about you. You deleted it. Yeah. Did you see the size of the time of the motor in that?

Speaker: I was scared. I would have done it. Don't be fooled. Real Christmas. Did you see the size of the motor in that? Did you commit a felony or commit a crime last night? Shut up the OJ. What? The size of what? The size of the motor that's in the ZR2. The thing I looked at, it said that it was a V6. Well, you can get it with a 2 .7. That's insane, dude.

Speaker: I love her cause she got it on. What is that? I don't know what that means. It's 2 .7 liters. A normal, like for instance, your uh... You gotta break this down to me like I care. 2 .7 V6 you said? Straight forward. Inline four cylinder. 2 .7 liters, that's massive. 2 .7 liters, four cylinder? Yeah!

Speaker: Huge most four -cylinder the biggest four -cylinder like my dick is huge 2 .0. No, it's 2 .4 2 .4. That's the biggest one I've ever seen in first But a 2 .7. That's massive. I mean It's not even full cubic inch, but still That's fucking massive with 310 horse. Fuck me. I'm ready

Speaker: Like, Chris, you had your cruise. Your cruise was a turbo 2 .0. The same motor that was in my cruise was in my Equinox. Okay, so it's a two liters. Sure. This is almost another full liter. Okay, man. The bigger the... I do get excited when I find a three liter of Pepsi. That extra liter excites me. Yeah, I get it.

Speaker: You're speaking Chinese to me right now, man. I don't, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not the guy who's into, oh my God, this truck has 7 ,000 horsepower. Okay, okay, here. I'm gonna break it down to you. This motor - You think I'm buying the truck? You think I'm buying the truck because of the motor that's in it? This motor is the Tom Brady of four cylinders. Four shit. That's a 2 .7, I give you that, but four shit. But do you think I'm buying the truck because of -

Speaker: But do you think I'm buying the truck because of the motor? Yes. 24 -7 Georgia. It's shiny. It's what? 24 -7 Georgia. Damn, Georgia put it on there. Yeah, it's shiny. It's pretty. I'm going to look awesome driving it. Well, I'll wait. What did you say to him? You need to see something. He said I'll wait for him. What do you wait for? No, I don't. No, I don't. No, I don't.

Speaker: I think he's got to say something. Well, say what you got to say, man. The floor is yours. I do owe a public apology to that woman based on something she said that was true that I thought was not. Shut up. Shut up. You told me how the floor might be quiet. In all fairness to any and everybody out there watching, not being seen, and all that, I'm going to make this also a grand announcement. The year is 2023. Smoke tried to do it last night.

Speaker: I choose to piggyback off of that as well. We have a brand new year, brand new options, brand new opportunities. I think we need to leave a lot of old issues in the past and fresh start anew.

Speaker: that goes to any and everybody with any and every issue amongst any and every person we have ever livestreamed with or we haven't had a problem with anybody else's livestream. And I'm gonna say that myself, because a lot of people that I've had an issue with, I'm going to try not to mention negatively anymore myself. I would add for the most everybody up in here, out there, witnessing, attending, eye -watching, all of that.

Speaker: Let's leave the negativity behind us. Let's leave the antagonism behind. And I'm sending that to everybody. Oh, I get it. I get it. Because. I'm throwing in my two cents. I'm going to go ahead and throw this out there too. You just say how the floor, did you not? It's hard for people to leave negativity in the back and put it behind them when they are negative people that live off of negativity. I'm just saying, I'm just commenting on what you said. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker: You can still have the floor. You can still have the floor. It's a rhetorical question, Farley. That's a rhetorical question. That means you don't have to answer it. Because either I already know the answer or I don't care what your answer is. I didn't do that. All of us who are live streamers, broadcasters, podcasters, commentators, whatever.

Speaker: And then he walks away. You're away. I can still hear you. I can still hear you, man. I got bad news. You look at me when I'm talking to you. This is my show. I do what I want. My show. All of us who live stream, broadcast, or podcast together, I think we need to make one thing clear. Why in the hell are we all not making money today? I think it's bullshit. Doing this for the past two years myself.

Speaker: Well, doing this for the past two years myself, I think we need to refocus our images. I think the glit needs to wash his hands. I didn't know what I did. Gender, I think. You thought that. No wonder she keeps leaving the country.

Speaker: Well, you know, if we were, we were next to each other, what I, what I, if we were all in the same room, I do this bed. I would not shake your hand. You barely get the elbow from me after that shit. No, I do this bed. Chris, I'm sure I, I think I've done it to you in the past. You should come out of the bathroom with water on your hands and then you go up to somebody and touch their teeth. Don't you hate it when you got piss on your hands? We've all done that a million times.

Speaker: Stop interrupting Tony. No, I'm good. I think we all need to find a way to make money with each other so they have problems with each other. Because it makes no damn sense with all the audience that we have. If we put our numbers together, we'd all be making money off of this shit. Monetizing every platform possible. What's the problem?

Speaker: No, I can tell you what the problem is. No, that's the problem right there. You're on too many platforms. I'm not talking too much. You're not talking about me. That's your problem. You're not the only one. There's a lot of people that are doing too much, and it's hard to find those people. Plus, at the end of the day, you're doing too much while we're not combining audiences. Because? Because there's a certain type of person that follows other people who, and there's a type of person that follows what we do here.

Speaker: and they're not going to chill and they're not going to click with other people's audiences. You know, a lot of people that watch us, they're not going to go watch and nothing against Smoke because Smoke knows I love him. He's got more of a pro black agenda and I watch it and I enjoy it, but I also know

Speaker: I, I gotta know where, where I can, where I can chime in and where I can't chime in. Cause I ain't never gonna forget that damn fool. That damn, I know my place. Yeah. That fool invite me into one of them conversations. I said, are you actual goddamn mind smoke? You got me fucked up son. It comes down to, it's a niche market.

Speaker: And you know, people that watch one type of content are not going to watch the other type of content. Poor shit. And I'm stopping there right there. Joe, Tony. OK, Tony. I watched Donald Trump. I don't like Star Trek. You do. OK. Same thing. Now. It's the exact same thing. Can we all or can we all not carry a conversation amongst each other but truly?

Speaker: Of course we can. That will see a damn problem. No, the question is not, can we? The question is, will we? Yes, I agree. No, there's always going to be somebody in there, Chris, that wants to shit stir the pot. Jeff. Chris. Jeff. Why is it me?

Speaker: But I'm not shit stirring any pots. I'm just saying, instead of focusing on and thinking that you're gonna come together and collab with everybody, just support everybody. Just support their shit, share their shit, let other people know. I can't even get you two clowns to share our shit. What the hell makes you think you share other people's shit? What's up little homie, how you doing?

Speaker: He can't hear you. That's it? Good. That is my problem trying to get all of us to broadcast together because all of us have audiences, all of us are committed on different platforms. It doesn't make sense. And that's what I try to tell you with the fantasy football. It's not a matter of getting everybody to broadcast together. It's just a matter of supporting each other in their own things because

Speaker: you know, and people they're not going to like us and that's fine. We're not going to like what other people are doing. Uh, you know, but that don't mean that people got to be doing shady dumb shit behind the scenes and thinking they're one up in somebody because all they do is just make themselves look like I'm not in Durban. I'm just.

Speaker: No. You don't like honesty. So you want me to know. So you want me to sugarcoat. You want me to sugarcoat and worry about. You don't even have to mention it. You see how I did? Did you see how I did? I'm saying in general. Let me give you an example. I could do a show with Ted. I could do a show with Smoke. I could do a show with Fireman Rich. Three different demographics. Beautiful group. I've got shows with all those guys. And I do a show here with you all.

Speaker: Okay. I've done that with all those guys. Okay. That's my point. I but there's still people out there that no matter where you go, you guys go live but if you guys don't, I'm **** out. Why? Because I'm bored. If you talk cars, I'm not like **** You will not **** you. Try me and going. No. I was just saying you you talk to me. You talk because I'm open to a new conversation. I get that. I get that. I get that.

Speaker: Glick got here in his mouth. I like the conversation about football. I can only take it so far because my knowledge only goes so far. Your knowledge only goes, let me give you an example on that. Fireman Richter, does the fantasy football show with us? He knew nothing about fantasy football. He started learning as we went along. I still don't. There was a similarity. Now for you, there is a similarity in sports.

Speaker: but we could talk TV and movies all damn big. Can we not? Exactly. And - Chip R in the building. What's up, brother? Fool's ball, good boy. Who's boss? The devil. Fool's ball. I got that, boo. Brandon Rick, I want to thank you for coming through last night, but do not repeat none of that shit, please. Thank you very much. Brandon, repeat all that shit. He said, what the fuck would I want you to do? Feel free to repeat all that shit. Because school is the devil.

Speaker: Everything is the devil to you, Momma! Well, I like school, and I like football, and I'm gonna keep doing a book because they make me feel good. And by the way, Momma, alligators are hungry because they might do the Amblangata. And I like Vicki, and she likes me back. And she sold me her boobies, and I like them too.

Speaker: You gotta stand up for the boobies. I don't care who you are as a man. You gotta stand up for the boobies. Let me tell you something. The boobies in question are of the one chick from the craft that nobody knows, nobody can pronounce her name, but definitely. Farista Buka, I think her name is? I rest my case. Oh, I'm about to pull it up right now. I've read her name 400 times. I can't pronounce it.

Speaker: She's got range. She's got range. You're going to jail, son. You're going to **** jail. Maybe he shouldn't have his head there. I'm just saying. Jesus.

Speaker: She got range, man. I mean, she's very intense as an actress. Yeah, she is. Imagine her and Margot Robbie in the same movie. Think about that. And then add, you do it. Tony, my kids are around.

Speaker: We're live, Tony. Calm down. You can do it. You can do it. He looks like he hit it wrong. Kids are wrong, man. No, I'm just saying, imagine them in the movies, actually, I think that'd be phenomenal. No, 100%. It's like, you get the right actresses and the right actors with the proper decent script, and nobody's worried about ego and shit.

Speaker: You get some bad stuff like that. Right. Imagination running wild. I'm trying to get everyone to watch Glass Onion. That Glass Onion movie on Netflix is fucking so good. It's got David T's in it. It's got, what's her name? It's fucking genius. It's got James Bond. Just try to get everybody to listen and watch our show. I do. I'm contacting individually, one by one.

Speaker: See, you're thinking globally. I'm thinking worldwide domination. If you get that reference, then you're real nerd. I'm thinking worldwide domination because we're the greatest thing out there that nobody knows about. Yeah. I constantly tell people, uh, we are the funniest podcast you've never heard of. And I stand by that.

Speaker: Oh, Glass Out. It is a sequel. Yeah, the Glass Onion is a sequel to Knives Out. But it's one of those sequels. It's like US Marshals and Fugitive. You don't need to see the first one to see the second. So it's literally in the title. Knives Out presents.

Speaker: right it's glass onion presented by knives out but but it's it's really good it's kind of a who -done -it kind of thing but it's really it's patista patista is fucking hilarious and he plays a youtuber gun nut fucking pass it was pass pass i didn't look at my phone pass pass

Speaker: I do all right. Tony, you missed it right after you left. I got Chris to lose his mind laughing. Did you?

Speaker: No, I won't. But, uh, we were talking about some of these schools. Remember for furniture, you people would have those big wooden schools.

Speaker: as a table, and Chris mentioned that they're like 700 pounds, and his daughter comes coming in and goes, what's 700 pounds? And I answered, got Chris to lose his mind and go silent. So Farooza and Mila are in jail, and Margot Robbie is the mean warden. I've seen this movie, but it was a different cast. So you want them to redo Cage T? I think it was the name of that movie back in the day.

Speaker: I have the weird 70s movie references, like... I have weird movie references from the 80s. It's weird. I think it was what that movie was, K .H .T. There was also another movie, basically, with the same storyline. Yeah, but it was... You didn't watch it for the plot. I did. It was... The plot was amazing. What the fuck is this? I'm sure it was.

Speaker: I mean, I would watch it's actually really good random Rick. It's, uh, Batiste is fucking hilarious in it. Uh, Ed Norton's in it. Uh, as I mentioned, uh, I can't, I can't Kate Hudson's in it. Um, I can't remember her name. I gotta look it up. I gotta look at you cam. Look at you go motherfucker. We have a guest Wednesday night. Yeah. I remember.

Speaker: Okay, so the cast. It's Madeline Klein, isn't it? She's in that Tacoma FD show, Chris. Daniel Craig, Kate Hudson.

Speaker: Jessica Henwick, Ed Norton, Kathleen Hahn. That's the one I was thinking. Ethan Hawke, Dave Batista. Angela Lansbury, is it it? How's that? Still alive? I'm not even being funny. Is she still alive? No, I think they had her playing on the TV. Angela Lansbury, yes. She's still alive. I thought she passed. Joseph Gordon -Levitt, is it in it? Wait a minute. Yeah, I'm reading all right.

Speaker: I didn't see Joseph Norton. Ed Norton, that's a good point. Yeah, Ed Norton's good. He plays a rich douchebag, like a Jeff Bezos. I got more money than brains kind of guy. I have to go yell at my kids. Is he still trying to sell that goddamn movie? Who? Jeff. Ain't no showing.

Speaker: Everybody needs to watch Hunter Killer, Gerard Butler. It's a great damn movie. What? Hunter Killer. It's a great damn movie. Hunter Killer. Hunter Killer. Hunter Killer. Yeah, they had to see the Russian president. The Navy sub had to see the Russian president from a coup.

Speaker: Well, I think I've seen that movie. If you haven't watched it again, it was damn good. A lot of summery movies. The Navy makes the best movies because they can't keep nobody in a branch. Jeff can't even say that. No, he's right.

Speaker: Ant's got a point. We're going to sell the hand here somehow. Make a movie, damn it. All of you. Top Gun, Battleship, Hunter Killer. Technically, Top Gun is a Navy movie. Yes, it is. Crimson Tide is a Navy movie. Excellent. Hunt for Red October was a Navy movie. Hunt for Red October is the fucking shit. Oh, you know what I watched last night? I give you Hunter Killer over Hunter Red October.

Speaker: Ooh, I have to disagree. But the all -time greatest military movie, the greatest military movie, A Few Good Men. It's a courtroom drama, yes, but it is military. But I watched it last week. A Few Good Men will show you that you could follow orders and still be in violation. I agree. Right? Right.

Speaker: Did you order the code red, Tony? You're goddamn right I did. That motherfucker stood there for three minutes not realizing what he just said. I'll answer the question. You want answers? I think I'm entitled to. You want answers? I want the truth. I'll tell you. That's right.

Speaker: The speech he gives, right before he blurts out that your goddamn handwriting didn't order the code red, is fucking genius. We use words like code, honor, you use them as a punchline. Fuck, I love that part. Jack Nicklaus, greatest actor of all time. There, I said it.

Speaker: for some of the for some of the delivering some of the best dialogue ever. That man is **** genius. Well, in other news, Yeah. Wednesday night, we have a yeah. You know what? We're going to Rick. You got a point. I forgot about that. Heartbreak Ridge is an amazing ****

Speaker: in the present, movies that are not 30 years old. Yeah, that movie's amazing. Wednesday night, we have a new guest. We have another guest coming on the show joining us. Excellent. Who is this? Courtesy of Cam. Kill Cam. Chris. What the fuck?

Speaker: Tony's dress is acting up. Yeah, apparently. Fucking threats, Tony. We have Mr. Chris. And I'm sorry if I pronounced his name wrong. I'll get it correct by Wednesday, or I'll ask you when I embarrass myself. But Chris Cluey will be joining us Wednesday night. Words of order. For point of reference.

Speaker: He is a former NFL punter. He had 14 years in the league, spent 12 seasons, 13 or 14 seasons in the league and spent 12 seasons with the Minnesota Vikings. So he was like a professional, professional who got a little controversial and may or may not have been why he lost his job with the Vikings. Oh, we got a great conversation coming up.

Speaker: Yes. So do your research boys, not to mention, not to mention, we're obviously going to talk about that because that still seems to be a focal point in his career. And I definitely want to dive into that, but, uh, look at his career and, uh, you'll see some of the guys that he played with where he played with pretty phenomenal athletes.

Speaker: So definitely want to ask you about that. Well, that's why I told you to do your research there, Peckerhead. For the audience, you dick. It's called a tease. Easy triple R. All right, we got five minutes left. I got the roll. You're doing the ending now. It's called a tease. We got to work in the morning. Kill Jane, what's good? OK. How do you spell his last name? Can we give a tease? That way people tune in Wednesday if they made it this far in the show. How do you spell his last name?

Speaker: K -L -U -W -E. What up, Cam? I just got your message, man. That's fucking awesome. I thought there was an X in his name. K -L -U -W -E. Hey, Glick. OK, no, it is on in there. Hey, Tony. No, we good. We good. We good. Oh, wow. A little bit of a total question. Oh, he's our age, too, by the way. Yeah, no, I know. Oh.

Speaker: So I think I think we'll have a good conversation with him Wednesday night. I don't know how much time he has or anything like that, but he's going to come on about 7 o 'clock and hang out as long as he wants. He's a writer. But. Yeah, do your research boys, do your homework.

Speaker: I knew who it was as soon as, as soon as Kev mentioned it, I was like, oh yeah, I know that guy. I could sit next to dude on a bus and not know who he is, just saying. I know that name. I don't know shit about shit. Don't know shit about shit, huh? We all know that. What's going on, Kev? You gonna get on Xbox Air Pedro? I got a joke for you. Guys.

Speaker: Yeah, I got a joke for you sitting in front of you with headphones on his head. Guys, I got a joke for you. Why is a skeleton a bad liar? Why? Because you can see right through them. Wait, wait. Everybody but Chris. Tony, what car does Yoda drive? What kind of car? A Toyota.

Speaker: I walked into that one. I walked into that one. You can have that. You can have that. Good shot right into that propeller. I knew the answer. That was pretty good. Hit him with the old epic man. That was pretty good. Alright, I gave my outro ready. You outroing or not? You gave an outro after the song.

Speaker: when he left the first time? Well, that's the first time. Two hours ago? Hour one. We've been here for three hours. Two hours ago? It's an hour and a half, actually. Yeah, I have my little small one. You got more public apologies to make? Is that why you're rushing me, Tony? No, I'm done. I need to try to put this music broadcast together. I'm trying to do. I'm redoing my old music shows. I kicked ass the other day. I ain't going to lie.

Speaker: speaking of I got some of this. I actually uh I just can't **** comment on Twitch because they're like this user requires a verified account so you can comment and I'm like what you do what you do click go to the mix cloud link that I got posted up there and you'll hear the audio with no problem. Oh no, I can hear the audio on Twitch. I can't comment because I try to watch your cloud mix the miss cloud link that I put up. Yeah, you can hear the audio all the way through with no with no problems.

Speaker: Oh, I can hear the audio perfectly fine on Twitch. The audio sounds great on Twitch, but when I'm watching you live and I want to comment, because there was like, like I said, you were, you were talking about outcasts and I wanted to comment like seriously. And I had my two cents because I was agreeing with what you were saying, but I had to, I had to have a verified account and it's just the whole process. And for whatever reason, they keep telling me when I post them.

Speaker: because Twitch will cut some of those songs off and you do the replay. Now, when I'm live, you do it, but the replay is cut off. Yeah, no, I watch you live. I did get an alert that they're starting to get multiple violations because of the music. So, man, start broadcasting. I mean, stop broadcasting my music over there. Yeah. No, I told you, you got to be careful. You got to be careful when you're wanting to do a music show. I mean, we've gotten pop. Like I said, I'm still working on... You know where I don't get popped at? Twitter.

Speaker: Yeah, no, we've never gotten into anything on Twitter. I think I'm for it. Well, that was what the great thing about Periscope was. I mean, Periscope didn't give a fuck. That's why the asses ain't up there no more. Twitter live is working. Find me a rich work. Twitter live is kicking it. When that shit gets to go for real, boy. Okay, Georgia put a foot in TCU's ass. How about is it now?

Speaker: I figured it'd be pretty bad. I think there was also a part of me that was really hoping that. GCU could have made it a game game in over half time. Let's see.

Speaker: Play with your woman. Stop playing. That's the shit. Play it on Saturdays. 6 -3 -3 -0 -5. Jesus. Who? Guy on Georgia. 6 -3 -3 -0 -5. Only an inch taller, like 20 pounds bigger than me. Yeah, but he's still playing and you ain't.

Speaker: He's also what, 18, 19, and I'm 41. I didn't see that 14 -year -old kid on TikTok. He looks like he's 35. I'm not doing this shit. I'm not doing this shit. Yeah, I saw his ass. I was like, what the fuck? G -O's. G -M -O's. Jeff, most 14 -year -olds look like grown ass men compared to you. No, no, no.

Speaker: No, no. If you saw this dude walking down the street, you would never guess he was 15. He's a grown ass man. That dude's like 30. He's got his beard bigger than yours. Yeah. Your beard looks like a punk to his. Get on him then. That's good. I ain't going to disrespect another man's beard. Unless he's got facial hair like Jeff and he's going like, my beard.

Speaker: My beard, if he's got facial hair like Jeff and he's talking about his beard, shut the fuck up, bro. You ain't got a beard. You got peach fuzz. Speaking of beards, what'd your boy do? Is he going through a midlife crisis? Who? Who? I know, right? I gave him shit about it. Who? Uh -huh. I ain't going to try to talk shit about my beard. Shave his beard off and look like he got an extra chromosome at the same time. My buddy Dave. Jeff's buddy Dave down in Mexico. He's been on the show. Yeah.

Speaker: So, anywho, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show. Hopefully you enjoyed Woke, Tony. Oh, I am woke. One of you are as woke as they come. I'm sorry. You're making an awful lot of coffee, man. You're making an awful lot of coffee, man. You're making an awful lot of coffee, man. You're making an awful lot of coffee, man. You're making an awful lot of coffee, man. You're making an awful lot of coffee, man. You're making an awful lot of coffee, man. You're making an awful lot of coffee, man. You're making an awful lot of coffee, man. You're making an awful lot of coffee, man. You're making an awful lot of coffee, man. You're making an awful lot of coffee, man. You're making an awful lot of coffee, man. You're making an awful lot of coffee, man. You're making an awful lot of coffee, man. You're making an awful lot of

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Speaker: why he lost his career, but, you know, teach their own. Should be a hell of a broadcast, seriously. Yeah, everybody be here. Yeah, should be a really good conversation, a real good broadcast. But until then, enjoy a little Blacktop Mojo. In your e -holes. Check them out, wherever you stream music. And on all social media, at Blacktop Mojo. Check out their tourist dates. They might be coming to a town near you. Here you go.

Speaker: Only by the lessons that I have learned Just to match to a bridge it's always gonna burn And I'm lost even when I'm staring at the man My only wish now so I can take it all back And I've robbed every bank from hill to Houston Only thing on my mind now is keep on shooting

Speaker: spread out into the sky I'm immortal now, people and engines never die You're gonna cry out loud, yeah, you think you are But finally you're just an ex -bullet in my gut Well, finally you're just an ex -bullet in my gut

Speaker: Even the burn of whiskey won't kill my pain Well, the moon gets full and the coyote cries These men are all driven by greedy lies You see that smoking gun in my hair and it's about it

Speaker: I'll miss what the gunshots and the distance will keep on running Yeah, I just keep on running And shotgun masks ring out through the air Anything in front of my gun don't have a prayer And bullets spread out into the sky

Speaker: I'm the mortal now, baby, legends never die You got me cut out now, yeah, you think you won Oh, body, you're just an expert in my gun Oh, body, you're just an expert

Speaker: That mojo for you. That's good. That's good tune right there. Stay out my line of sight. Next bullet in the gun could be for you.

Speaker: Not you and not you just in general. Generally speaking. Or their boxers in a twist. That being said, ladies and gentlemen, we are nonsensical nonsense. We appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Always.

Speaker: We'll see you Wednesday night for a brand new episode should be a good one with our guest Chris Cluwee and I hope I'm saying his name right. Otherwise, he isn't a former and he is a former and I'm out. You guys can't fucking pronounce my name. I'm out.

Speaker: That or he's gonna knock on my door and be in a former NFL punter. He's gonna kick me in the dick and I'm gonna be like, yeah, deserved. This is how you say my name, you son of a bitch. Well played, well played.

Speaker: or yeah, Tony, as Tony said, I come back to the show. Hey everybody, welcome back to Nonsenseical Nonsense. I'm glad that you're here. Shaves my beard off after he kicks me in the junk.

Speaker: Disrespectful, Chris. Disrespectful, Chris. Yeah. We're Chris's. We're supposed to stick together, damn it. Anywho, with that being said, Jeffrey, what would you like to leave the people with parting words of wisdom?

Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, he's a man of few words. And mildly retarded. Yeah. I mean, what are you going to do? Tony Dean! What do you want to say to the peoples? Mother hedge. Mother mage. I'll take care of yourselves. See y 'all moving there. With that being said, ladies and gentlemen, be good.

Speaker: Or be good at it. Goodbye, Mr. Bond. Fuck your feelings. Goodbye, motherfuckers. Goodbye, Mr. Bond. Goodbye, Mr. Bond. Goodbye, Mr. Bond. Goodbye. I expect you to die. Say goodbye, Cletus. Say goodbye, Cletus. Bye, Felicia. Not so ever hit the damn button. Shit.