Nonsensical Nonsense 247 C'Mon MAN!!!!

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Speaker: I'm looking forward to, but don't tell her this thing that she got drunk and she decided to pass out. I'm a little bit nervous about it. I've met her parents a couple of times. I'm sure she is too. Imagine how you would feel, Tony, if you were all in the thing. Agreed. I mean, they're already used to him bringing home mochi cheese. What's the difference for the big fish?

Speaker: Oh, boy. You are a monster. In her and your defense, she's brought home worse. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. I've seen the video. Not only that, but I've also seen others in the area, and I'm like... I keep saying she needs to get her money back, but I'd like some. Really? Oh, I gotta talk to you, gentlemen, about something. I don't know if we're gonna talk about it on the show or not.

Speaker: No. Actually, we have talked about it on the show before. Oh, but yeah, no. So I'm a little bit nervous. Now, when we came up here a couple of weekends ago, we went to the wedding, and her parents were there because her older son, and even her younger son, Christopher, they've got, because nobody ever likes this town. Everybody grew up around here. Right? So they have their circle of friends that they've been friends with forever.

Speaker: so that's what we went to the wedding for so like you know the kids all knew the parents and the grandparents and they're like all one big family which is awesome it's not a bad thing i'm not saying it is a bad thing i think it's awesome i love it um but um so i met her parents at the wedding but we're at the wedding so you know you couldn't really talk talk right the next day we took them to the airport because her son had to fly back out

Speaker: his girlfriend was flying back. And I got to see him there and heard her back. I got to talk a little bit. Maybe stand in front of a Pittsburgh Steelers at the airport and take my picture with it as punishment for being a Browns fan. However, her dad probably did a handicap parking spot. And when we were walking up, and Nicky's like, I don't know where my dad is. I said, oh, look, he's right there. Look at all those Steelers parking spots.

Speaker: And they were all the handicap parking spots. And I said it to him. But I'm a little bit nervous because this is going to be the first time. Where you actually have conversations. It's kind of one on one.

Speaker: Intimate ish not like not like intimate like you're thinking Tony D, but you know what I mean? No, it's like it's the dinner party scene. It's the dinner scene from every movie. Well, no, I don't think it'll be that bad because I think you know outside of the fact that her dad's a Steelers fan and I'm a Browns fan. We have a lot in common. Their country. You know they like you know they're kind of their white.

Speaker: The country. I'm a Bigfoot. They live in Bigfoot country. They've probably seen my family wander around the backyard a couple of times. I'm just saying, if you get shot, we'll know why. But much like me, as you pointed out, Jeff, she doesn't have the greatest track record with relationships. Right. And then here I come and her moving to Ohio and moving in and us moving in together. And it's like,

Speaker: I'm a little bit nervous. I'm not going to laugh. Yeah, well, like I said, because I don't, I don't care about me. I'm more worried about her. You know, and I said, how are you? Are you embarrassing her? You mean?

Speaker: Because that's what I'd be wearing if it was about if I was you. I'm going to embarrass you, right? Sounds like both of us are sending fuck you messages tomorrow. Exactly. You're going to get there and be like, god damn it. Now I'm afraid I'm going to embarrass you. No, but it comes down to it. I get the feeling. That's going to be like, oh shit. No, but I get the feeling. Meeting any significant other's parents is nerve wracking because you want to make a good impression.

Speaker: but you want to be yourself because if you fake it, it's not a situation you could fake it till you make it. But here's the thing for me, I've never been one and you guys give me shit about, you know, to a certain degree, I'm a pretty confident guy. I'm a pretty confident guy. And you know, when I do, I'm a little textured. But

Speaker: This is the first time I've ever been nervous about meeting somebody's parents. I wasn't nervous when we came up a couple of weekends ago. I wasn't nervous at all. And that's when I met them.

Speaker: I'm a little bit nervous about never being nervous. Well, tomorrow's the first time they can really ask some deep questions, you know? And I get that, but it's not to be in your head, and I'm not saying this in a negative way, you have to

Speaker: because you gotta stand your ground because or later on down the road, they're like, wait, do you like this? You said it. It's the olive theory. Yeah, see? The olive theory comes from how I met your mother.

Speaker: uh and it and it's uh marshall doesn't like says he doesn't like olives and lily does yeah but later on you find out he does like them but i remember that and barney calls him out on it and it's like yeah i i said that and i just couldn't go back on it because it was it was kind of a staple of our relationship so it comes back to the olive theory where if you say you know if you

Speaker: And you say, yeah, I don't like beer. And then they catch you freaking beer. You're like, well, I mean, I was trying to have a good person. I'm going to say, I don't like beer. Her dad's a drinker too. So, I mean. No, but I'm using that as an example, you know. Because they in hell before I said I don't like beer. But my point is. If you locked in Guantanamo Bay and told me that you're going to torture me until I said I didn't like beer, you might as well kill me. Yeah, we're going to be there a while. I hope you fuckers brought to the goddamn lunch.

Speaker: Yeah, they brought a cock -meek sandwich for you. No, but my point is - Hey, torture reference, true blood. When the authority had Bill and Eric, and they're like, hey, Bill walked. He said, you are. And Eric was like, and? Oh, so you've gotten to that point.

Speaker: We're in season five. No, we haven't met Lilith yet, but they're talking about it. I think you guys know me. I am who I am. I'm not going to sugarcoat anything. What I'm saying is you're 100 % in this relationship, and I know that.

Speaker: And I think deep down, subconsciously, you're worried about embarrassing her. I'm more... Because you becoming embarrassed, that's a normal everyday thing. We do that all day on the show. So it's not the deal. Same thing with me. Embarrassing myself, yeah, I do that daily. I think it's more just because, you know, neither one of us have the greatest relationship track record. And I'm coming into this and I kind of feel like

Speaker: they're, they're looking at it like, Oh, here we go again. Another goofy fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that, and for, for good reason, you, but, but in a way where it's like, you, you have to, without saying it, you have to establish that you're not the other douchebags, you know, and that's a nerve wracking thing, regardless.

Speaker: It's like starting a job that you're not qualified for. You know a lot about that. I mean, seriously, we talked about it. We talked about it. Somebody's not qualified for a job, but doesn't very well. When you started the job you're doing, we talked about it. It's not like Tony and I. And Tony, you can confirm or deny. But you were a mechanic.

Speaker: in the Air Force. Oh, speaking of the Air Force, I want to ask you something. And then you're kind of still in that same field, or you're in that same field. So you transitioned. Jeff, you know, you and I have always been construction guys. Yeah, we work with our hands. You know, we build stuff, we fix stuff.

Speaker: And now I'm in a field that I have to 100 % lie on my knowledge of the field that I'm in that there's times where, not so much anymore, but in the very beginning, I didn't know what the fuck I was talking about. Well, and I, and I dipped out of that for, for, for a minute. When, when I w when I was working for working, when I lived down in Charleston, I didn't know the first thing about fucking pest control.

Speaker: And I jumped into it and I'm like thinking it was gonna be crazy stupid hard and I was gonna fail and then come to turn out and come to find out like

Speaker: and they're like, well, you shouldn't do that. And I'm like, but bro, do you want to see cockroaches die? You say you can't kill cockroaches. You know who can kill cockroaches. This motherfucker can kill cockroaches. I'm not controlling it. I'm killing them. I'm eliminating them. They're like, yeah, well, technically, the label says, and I'm like, yeah, well, technically, the label can say whatever it wants because the last time I checked, I'm here to kill blood. And I'm killing blood.

Speaker: Yeah, but you killed the family dog, too. You've also contaminated the neighborhood for the next 150 years. But the cockroaches can survive a nuclear blast, but you know they didn't survive a good blast.

Speaker: going from that going from the fields you're talking about. Glick came, Glick saw. No but like my my job is is it's going from in in let's say construction a couple hundred million dollar a year business.

Speaker: or a couple million dollar a year business, and then go into a multi -billion dollar business where - What broke -ass construction companies that you work for that only made a couple million a year? It's like mom and pop shops. Mom and pop shops. I was building homes and it was - No, but I'm talking about this mom and pop shops. A couple million was on half of a development. Right. But then to go from a couple million or a hundred million a year to a couple billion a year,

Speaker: And if you say the wrong thing, you can fuck up the entire system or you click the wrong button and not fix it. And then to become the fix it person, it's daunting. Absolutely.

Speaker: This motherfucker changed the title of the damn broadcast. You son of a bitch. I saw that. I saw that. I saw that. I saw when he did it. I didn't change anything. Yes, you did, you lying fuck. He changed the title. Jason knew what the original title was. I'm going on Jason for this one. I want to kick him. You can't kick him. No, you can't kick him. Don't kick him. Kick. No, Jason. Don't kick him. Kick. Don't kick him. Kick.

Speaker: I was talking with a coworker and the other day, she's like, how are you dealing with the stress? I said, I smoke a lot. Probably too much. The original name was the co -host with the most.

Speaker: He's a jerk. Chained it to the clown. These clowns need bloop. Yeah. Tick bloop narcissism. Yeah. I didn't change **** Oh my god. You lied like I broke the dog on the road. You see that Jason? Look at that Jason. Look at that Jason. He called your belt fake. That's why I'm the champ and your daddy's not.

Speaker: My bell is bigger and heavier than yours. It's not the only time a white guy can say that to a black guy. No, don't kick him. Don't do that either. So you're going to do something he's supposed to. Stop pressing buttons. That's a stunner, Jason. Don't try to pull it. Don't try to pull it. It's going to hurt you. It's going to hurt you. It's going to fight the girl on that. It's going to hurt you. You're going to do you like Ant Man. Keep it up.

Speaker: Now, Tony, I wanted to ask you, and without going into too much detail or whatever, and I told Nikki she should talk to you. She is freaking out. Because she got a call the other day that she's been worrying about for six years. Which is? Jay's getting deployed.

Speaker: How long has he been here? He's been in for six years. That's why she got drunk tonight. No, I know why she got drunk tonight, trust me, because she's scared to death. And even her friend that went out with us this afternoon was like, we're not doing this tonight. We can talk about it tomorrow. And I told her, I was like, look, I can only speak from what I've heard from friends.

Speaker: and what I've heard from friends that were in the Air Force, specifically, and for what he does, I was like, I don't think you have anything to worry about. What does he do? He's in aviation and stuff like that. He's a computer guy. He's avionics. He wants to climb in an office 400 ,000 miles away pushing buttons. He's in an office?

Speaker: Well, he does aviation controls and stuff like that. Fly drones. That's what it sounds like. That's what it sounds like to me. Yeah, but I don't know what his exact job is, but I told her I said more than likely. And this is me speaking as a civilian. Right. Just what I know from talking to people and friends and stuff and family who specifically were in the Air Force. I suggest he's going over there.

Speaker: And I don't know what's going on over there because we haven't heard much about Katara. Has she told them where? Katara. Katara. Yeah, we haven't heard much. I was like, so I don't think he's going to be frontline bullets flying at his heads or anything. Do me a favor. Do me a favor. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. He's fine.

Speaker: Yeah, that's what I thought. 100 % he's fine. So I told her that she should talk to you. Being the Air Force guy and having deployments under your belt. Jay's excited. Like he's wanted a deployment. I know why he's excited. I know why he's excited. He's fine. I'm strictly asking a question. I'm not.

Speaker: He's about as safe as he can be, and honestly. I'm not discounting it or anything else. I'm asking a question because I don't know. Not for you guys before anybody from the military is like, oh, click you fucking civilian idiot. When you deploy, you get like a ribbon or like a pin or something, a deployment badge or something like that. Is it a ribbon or a badge?

Speaker: I think that's what he wants. I think that's what Yeah, I get it. You know, and but it's it's besides that like in his field He's in like one of the safest field and that's what I thought too, you know, it's like And that's why I said not to be in the air force and I know Tony had

Speaker: Tony, I know you said you had multiple deployments. Yes. I don't know what it was like for you or anything like that. I'm just speaking more for the fact that I know you were in the Air Force specifically. And like I said, I'm not going to be an ass about it. He's going to one of the safer locations. The only problem with that location is it's a hotspot. There more ways than one. Well, and that's why it's not because - How long is he going to be there for? How long is he going to be there for? I think she said at least six months. That's a cakewalk.

Speaker: I got tired of that location in three days. It does. It does get boring. Now for me, it's because I almost did a transience, which means I wasn't stationed there, but I was temporarily stopped. You were trans in Qatar? Transient. No, jackass. We should change that. It's like a transient deployment is like you're going to multiple locations for short periods of time. Oh, so you were, you were, you were like hop, skipping, jumping. Yes.

Speaker: I literally helped her skip that. It's like a layover. I've got friends who have been there.

Speaker: They enjoyed it. It's one of the more liberal locations in that region. And that's where everybody needs to go to. But that weather is a beast. The sights are outstanding. I didn't want to leave the base. I had an opportunity to go and I said no. In two locations that I had a reason to leave, but I said no. Because when I was over there, it was 20 ,000 ahead if they killed us.

Speaker: Yeah. So literally we were on the list and you're talking about going through it where people only make $200 a month. If I was over there, I would have killed me. Yeah. So I'm not going to put myself in this situation. Can anybody see how this... Her name was Tara and Qatar. I mean, don't fall... I've been called down and told... They don't need to come down.

Speaker: We're going to go ahead and put that on the broadcast. I'll put that up there if you want to. You put that down if you want to. Right there. State side is big. Tony, dick them down, baby. There are certain spots. Get jealous. There are certain spots in the world where you go. Big Tony, dick them down, baby. You can't wait to get off base. He died. That is one of those little pieces. There's other spots that you want to stay on base.

Speaker: Oh, so you're like, it's like, oh, let's go check out the sites. Like Tony said, let's go. It's like, it's like being deployed to, uh, you know, I was in Dubai. I was in Dubai for six months. And you want to talk about having a good time. Buy is awesome. Qatar, Dubai and all of them. That's when, imagine fast and furious when they went to the middle of the East. That's what it looks like over there. Yeah. It's literally.

Speaker: Everybody's got a dope ass whip. I mean, there's beautiful buildings. Everything's brand fucking new. It's crazy. It's cause where you got nothing else to worry about for the rest of his life. Exactly. Yeah, you spelled the wrong golf. I was going to let you be but you did that bullshit. We can call it guitar. No, you can't. It's hard.

Speaker: All right, go ahead. Do that over there. Do that over there. See what happens to us. See what happens. See how much you can talk. See how much you can talk. Watch how much you fit in with that beard over there. Hey, Koolatar. I'll fit in perfectly. I'll fit in perfectly with this beard.

Speaker: don't worry. Don't worry. Me and Jeff will run the show. Don't worry about it. You know, we know the Middle East loves us. What the **** are you talking about? It's been nice knowing you. I'm just saying the Middle East loves the nonsensical nonsense. Is the is the bounty still up there in Qatar? I would think it would be. I would think it would be. I thought it went down. There was a bounty on on military personnel. I just told him that he didn't kiss you. Yes. Depending on their rank. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not military. You don't have to be. I just saw the

Speaker: What's wrong, little boy? What's wrong? Iraq. Iraq. The United Arab. Yeah. United Arab Emirates. Whatever. It says Arab. What other Middle Eastern states but that are countries. That's just some that listen to us. You've got Oman. You've got Yemen. You've got Saudi Arabia. And I would bet all our listeners probably come from base. You got Bahrain.

Speaker: Did you guys know the nonsensical nonsense is worldwide? Yeah, we're listening to it. Yeah, I wonder why the Canton Indians listen to us. Hey, they get all hyped up on maple syrup and love some nonsensical nonsense. The Germans listen to us.

Speaker: them stupid licks listen to us. United Kingdom, India. Thank you. Come again. Australia. Good day, mate. Throw another shrimp on the barbie. Why don't you? Yeah. Saudi Arabia. Keep going. Hey, Jeffrey. Yeah. Your wife's favorite place. France. France.

Speaker: Nobody's listening to anything right now. Ireland? And as we all know, we're big in the DR. We're killing it in the DR. I'm still trying to figure it out now because they speak Spanish. Filipinos love us, the Philippians. Egypt. Walk like an Egyptian, says nonsensical nonsense.

Speaker: trying to get cancelled left and right here. The only motherfucker I know trying to make some money off of somewhere. He trying to get kicked off at the same time. Malaysia. I'm shouting these countries out, man. I've been waiting. I've been waiting for you to do this. Go, damn it. Go. Cambodia. Latvia. I don't even know what the fuck Latvia is. It sounds. Eastern Europe. Eastern European. Brazil. Hey, what's up, Brazil? We see you, carnival.

Speaker: Apparently, we're pretty big in Kenya or in Africa because Kenya listens to us too. Along with other Portugal, Bolivia, Bulgaria, Palestine, not East Palestine, Ohio. Hey, good luck East Palestine, Ohio.

Speaker: Welcome to Flint, Michigan territory. The United Arab. Aaron. Whatever. This is Arab. Aaron Emirates. United Arab. Am I right? Am I right? It's actually pretty good. I'm going to give you that one. That's actually pretty good. The United Arab Emirates. Israel.

Speaker: The Jews love us. Uruguay? No, you're a gay. Oh, boy. Keep drinking, sir. Keep drinking. Taiwan, Argentina, Spain, and we have a new one, gentlemen. Oh, yeah? We have a new one. Slovenia. Slovenia? Slovenia? Slovenia? Slovenia? Slovenia?

Speaker: Whatever. Miles religion, 23 year old YouTuber with over 60 ,000 subscribers has landed in a delicate situation. Miles, he lives with the motto of exploring and counting the world's most dangerous places. However, miles along with two other UK nationals are currently being held in. Oh, he's fucking around. He's in trouble.

Speaker: Yeah. As a war tourist. And I've said this before and I'll say it again. When you're traveling, you have to follow the rules of the. You have to follow the rules to whatever. And motherfuckers don't like being recorded. You're going to learn. Exactly. They don't like being recorded. Especially in places where you shouldn't probably probably shouldn't record. Hey, we Jeffery, we clown on on Apple users.

Speaker: But did you know That almost 50 % of our listeners and views come from Apple users You know that only like 4 % of our listeners come from Samsung Android devices

Speaker: I still have to say, hey, Apple users, thank you for listening, but I'm sorry you're on an Apple. Yeah, I'm sorry. You've fallen into the trap of Apple. You know, we used to have a demographic. Tony, how much is your iPhone?

Speaker: Okay. I spent $250. My phone does the same thing. Yours has done more. He bought his iPhone a year ago and it was an iPhone 10 and it was a thousand bucks. I have no idea what phone. And I'm just as guilty because you know, my wife uses Apple products. I did buy. She wanted an iPhone and I got her an iPhone 13 and I'm like,

Speaker: is that I broke my Samsung 22 and I had to buy a Samsung 21. And the two phones combined were still cheaper and are still a better phone compared to your Apple 13. Exactly. I'm still learning the same phone she has. We're good. iPhone 13. Doobie ass shit. I'm going to get that probably the end of this year. That's my plan this year. I changed my phone over two years.

Speaker: Gentlemen, our demography, demography used to be like our age group, 35 to 44. Still is, that's the majority of our listeners. Okay. But shout out to the 23 to 27 year olds who out of nowhere and a matter of a week, maybe less have shot up to 11 % of our listeners. That's kind of impressive. So all you little youngsters listening, when you need some advice, talk to us.

Speaker: or not listen to us. The best advice I can give you is don't listen to our. Unless you're trying to figure out how to be a normal person as opposed to a whole piece of shit. Or if you want to be really cool and you maybe one day want to grow up and be the champ. Then listen. If you want to have a career, how is your boy? You want to start shit, listen to him. I want to start shit.

Speaker: fuck both of you fuck both of you that was cold -blooded just so you guys know you want to call people on the a -line we're gonna do the same

Speaker: I'm going to get a screenshot of that and just blur my face out and just be like, yep. Like Jeff and Tony are dumb. Jeff and Tony would glisten some bullshit. I don't start shit. God damn it. I finish it though. He clicks a bad guy. He clicks an asshole. Why is he looking asshole? Because I talk shit to him and he talks shit back. Shut up. That's why you're a huge disappointment to your mother and father and they wish that

Speaker: Your dad wishes he could have swallowed you if he had the opportunity. You goofy bastards. I just heard what you said. Yeah, that's how disappointed they are. Your dad wishes he could have swallowed you. I'm just nervous. Yep. Don't start no shit, won't be no shit. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Speaker: the words of the almighty Glick. Almighty Glickly, Tony D. Calm down, stateside.

Speaker: What was it? State side is big Tony Dickum down Dean. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Who's the demographics of the audience, please? Oh, that's all I had. I mean, I could do male to female ratio, but I will say our male to female has, you know, you know, obviously we are. We're dominantly a male viewed podcast, obviously, obviously. Well, shout out to the 5 % of ladies who watch us and like us.

Speaker: Stay tuned for our OnlyFans from Glick. Nobody's paying for that, I'm sorry. You've been building an audience of 11 ,000 people. My question is this, and this is a serious question, this is no shade on anybody that has an OnlyFans, but can you really respect somebody that makes all their money on OnlyFans only? Would you not respect them?

Speaker: never mind. I'm being honest. You guys don't respect me anyways. I was going to say. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. The only fans people are making money. It was the lady that was cutting the toenails. She made 50 G's. Yeah. So, so if I, so if I told you, so if I told you guys this week, if I told you guys this week, what if she had feet like mine, Tony, would she still make that kind of money on the genetic lottery?

Speaker: So, so, so, so if I told, no, no, she didn't trust me. Trust me. Go to tick tock and look at the people who have only fans. Oh, I know. I know. So, so if I, not that you guys respect me as it is, but if I told you guys, Hey, guess what guys, next week I'm starting an OnlyFans. Now I'm not going to be naked. You're not going to see my pecker. Not that I'm not telling you guys this because I want you to come subscribe to my OnlyFans. I'm just saying like in general, you're not going to see my pecker.

Speaker: There would be you guys wouldn't have any respect camera doesn't zoom them No, what I'm saying is what I'm saying is let's say let's say you worked your ass off and you made a million dollars and Then me as an only fans with more money than you I got a couple I got 20 million you got 5 million you made your 5 million by busting your ass Whatever no

Speaker: Yeah. It sounds like you're jealous. Because here's my problem. Here's my problem with you working hard and busting your ass and making your 5 million. Anybody could have done it. I've worked hard my entire life and you know, who's lived better than I have my entire life. People on welfare. Agreed. When I go to the grocery store and I have a hundred dollars for groceries for the week,

Speaker: for me and three kids and they come up in there with six grocery carts because they don't want to work. They found a loophole in the system. Yeah, but I can imagine them all day long. No, I'm saying, but you have less respect for them, correct? No, I don't have, well, I guess kind of in a way. Yeah, you just said because they found a loophole and you're not going to take advantage of that loophole because you're not a douche.

Speaker: That's what I'm saying. So I'm not a douche because I'm starting an OnlyFans next week? If you make more money, like, you quit your job and that's the only thing you do? I'm not going to quit my job, but that's going to be my sub. That's going to be my side hustle. No, that's different. That I can respect because you're still out there trying to make money. Okay. So when I come out of your room, my OnlyFans, on Wednesday, you guys aren't going to have no disrespect or think I'm a douche? I always think you're a douche. Fair play there.

Speaker: Valley covered. My point is is I'm starting only fans next week. Go for it. My point is this. OK, here. Perfect example. Listen to me, but it's happening. Your only fans will not make as much money as a female only fans do. The exact same thing as you. But how do you know? Who would I rather look at?

Speaker: I will Jeff on that one. You are not my audience. Tony is not my audience. Golf or any other man is not my audience. So the comparison is like I have this apple here and I have this orange here. No, I guarantee you if you didn't only fans and Nikki didn't own the fans doing the exact same thing, Nikki would make more money.

Speaker: Because the amount of people that are willing to pay for an OnlyFans are more likely going to look at her than look at you, regardless of their gender, creed, sex, color, whatever. Maybe. But as I said, for me personally,

Speaker: Already have an audience of over 11 ,000 people with that 11 ,000 people pay to follow I think so. I don't I don't believe I guess we'll find out because I'm starting only fans go for it go for it because I guarantee you if you if you do five grand a month on I Would say I would be I would I would be happy if I did a grand a month

Speaker: Oh, I don't blame you for that. I don't blame you for that one bit. I agree. But my point is if you start one and you let's say you have a script, five things you say and Nikki starts one, she says the exact same five things you make the exact same. I mean, I'm talking duplicate. I'm not saying that she would or wouldn't make more money than me. That's what I'm also saying that I think I think that I think that the comparison of people, men or women,

Speaker: that would that would that we willing to pay or not as far off as you think it is. I think it is because you want it's less likely woman you also have to factor in that not just straight men or women are going to

Speaker: Oh, I'm not, I'm, I'm regardless of, you know, as far as men go, I don't know who's subscribing to me. I don't know who's watching unless I, you know, the population of gay men is larger than the population of lesbian women. I don't know about that.

Speaker: And I also, you'd be surprised. I actually believe that number. You'd be surprised. And I also know that, believe it or not. Tony, Tony, why would a woman want to deal with more crazy? Yeah. Well, they are these days. They are. But there's also, you also have that majority, you also have that percentage of lesbian women that still appreciate looking at a dude.

Speaker: You know, they still, I've heard that I didn't believe it at first looking at women too. I've heard that I didn't believe it at first, but I've heard it. Okay. So, and I'm not, this isn't factual. I'm just going off on your spitball and I get it. I get it. This is kind of a, this is kind of a half ass knowledge that I have that the gay male community is larger than the lesbian community. And that's only based off of what I've heard each say. Right. Um,

Speaker: but also in that lesbian community, the percentage of women who are a lesbian who, but still like to look at good looking dudes or as, you know, whatever is higher than the male gay community that look at women in a, not even look, not even admire, but look at them in a sexual way. Right. And they're like, a lot of gay dudes are just like, I can't even,

Speaker: Like, oh yeah, nice boobs. Cool. But I can't look at it sexually. Right. Where there are lesbian women and that's just based off of somebody who, and again, this goes back to smoke telling me that I don't count as a token white guy. I've been in the, in the, in the LGBTQIAVRWXYB1 -45671 community for so long as an ally and having family members and everything like that, that.

Speaker: kind of borderline, my opinion doesn't even count. My point is, is regardless of your content of your Onlyfans. Well, Jeff, I guess I'll let you know. I forgot first month on Onlyfans. I wish you would. I hope you do. I'm not, I'm not, I'm being honest because you better be my first subscriber. You're going to hurt my *******. That's not going to ******* happen. You better have some hurt ******* feelings.

Speaker: I would subscribe to your OnlyFans if you had an OnlyFans. You've already seen my dick. Don't worry about it. I've seen it. I've seen it. My point is this. My point is this. It's not much more impressive than mine. For example, you have $11 ,000. We'll show you the same hammer here, buddy.

Speaker: You gotta just go look in the mirror and see what I got. My point is, is you have 11 ,000 followers. And let's say Nikki's got 11 ,000. And regardless if you're naked or not, it's more likely that her followers are gonna pay for her OnlyFans than your followers pay for yours. Why did you say you've already seen my dick? I can't with you two motherfuckers.

Speaker: We used to date, Tony. I just don't see... There's an obvious difference between a woman having a normal fans and a male having a normal fans. And I don't see... I have no doubt that Mike actually makes money.

Speaker: but you will never make the same amount of money as a woman doing the exact same thing. Well, I'm not trying to make the same amount of money as anybody else, but if I make money, then I make money. Like Tony said, I said, if I make an extra hundred or an extra grand a month, that's an extra thousand dollars in my pocket. That's Nikki's shirt press and cricket and my Blackstone.

Speaker: I get that. What I'm saying is, if that's your only gig. No, that's not going to be my only gig. Now, if I start an Onlyfans and I start making six figures a month. Yeah. And I'm coming to Cancun on vacation and saying, Hey, Jeff, I need you to take some sexy pictures. And I'll make sure you get robbed. Don't worry about it.

Speaker: I was going to take 60 pictures of me and then give you a cut and then you're going to give me a round. You realize like, like, like you guys got super cobra and we're bringing an American real life breathing cryptid Sasquatch to Mexico. I don't, I honestly don't think that I'm going to have to eat all your Mexican babies for it.

Speaker: No, no, no. What I'm saying is, is if, and I'm not talking about the. But no, I know what you're saying. My main point is like, if a girl's like, oh, I have $100 million, I do OnlyFans. What? Because you won the genetic lock -in lottery? Well, it's not even that. It's not even that. Because again, look at some of the girls that are on TikTok from other than their OnlyFans and they're making stupid money. Stupid money. There's an ass for every seat at the end of the day.

Speaker: Oh, don't get me wrong. There's Tony. Congratulations. You learned a lesson that Mickey learned today. You guys have that in common, but.

Speaker: Jeff is my ride or die, and I'm Jeff's ride or die, and we always get each other's pay. And just for the simple fact that you're like, I can't believe you both said you should see each other. Nikki learned the lesson very hard today that I got Chris's back because she's so bad. No matter how much I bust Jeff's balls about his wife. She was giving shit to Chris about the meth hooker

Speaker: conversation we had. She went to you idiots for validation. She went to, she got those Snapchat and she's like, no, and I was like, what are you talking about? You forgot the steak. Yeah. And then I compared her to you. I said, you're like Tony, you put ketchup on your steak. What the fuck is wrong with you? I told her, I told her as soon as she got out there, she's like, I'm going to three dorks and a princess. I was like,

Speaker: I was I was I was working on show stuff like I had I had I had show prep that I did. I had content that I was ready to bring to the

Speaker: I created the new logo, I created a picture, which God damn it, Tony, dude, if you don't get more involved in this fucking show and pay more fucking attention so I can get some good fucking screenshots for fucking pictures, Jesus Christ, I struggle, I struggle for a good hour and a half trying to find a picture of the three of us, all of you. Actually, staring at the camera, yeah. There's a bunch of videos with us staring at the camera.

Speaker: Yeah. Oh, I know. But but but the the reaction actually find them. There were the reactions and the good that one YouTube was actually extra because that looked like that one was perfect. Yes. And I and I was watching the video and I see it and then I lost. I was not violated some bullshit. I commented.

Speaker: And I seen it and then I went to rewind it back so I could screenshot it and I lost it because my fucking phone closed out the web, the streamer website. So I had to sit there and I was literally 10 seconds, 10 seconds, 10 seconds, 10 seconds, 10 seconds, 10 seconds. I'm like, there it is.

Speaker: God damn it. And you can't pause it because if you pause it on the screen, it's got the pause and the fast forward and rewind thing.

Speaker: So I was like, I was like, back 10 seconds, I'm going to hit play. Hopefully that goes away off the screen. And I knew it was going, and I was like, screenshot. And I was like, God damn it, if I didn't get it. And I looked at it, I was like, yeah, I got it. This is perfect. It's those moments in life where you're like, it was worth it. Past three hours was worth it. Validation. And we all know that I live for validation because it feels good to be right all the time.

Speaker: You would think you would get tired of being right all the time, but you don't. I never get tired of being right at work. But no, in all seriousness, I'm starting an OnlyFans next week. Explain to me what your content's going to be, honestly.

Speaker: Not naked. Listen, clickisms, the entire time. Yeah, just. I mean, why? Licks and videos and, but not naked. Partially naked. Shirtless, towels, boxers. Definitely. I'm definitely. Gray sweatpants. I'll tell you right now, I'm a gray sweatpants.

Speaker: prosthetics. I was watching a video the other day and this guy's like, how much you got in your bank? And he asked this woman, she's been working, she had to be Tony's age. Good looking woman. I really, she's like, I have like $25 million. And he's like, Oh, what do you do? And she's like, I do finance, you know, stock market, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker: She said it took me so many years to do it. And he asked this other girl, she's like, how much money you got? She says, I make $150 ,000 a month. And he's like, what do you do? She's like, I got the up and only pants. He's like, how often do you work? She's like, a couple hours a day. Do you realize that like Bella Thorne and that bad Barbie bitch made millions of dollars and they don't get naked? In 24 hours. Yeah. Oh, I know.

Speaker: You can see more nudity from Bella Thorne on her Instagram than you will on her Onlyfans. Yeah, I agree. Okay. No, but it's like, it's one thing to look at somebody famous. I get that, you know? I'm never going to have a chance with Bella Thorne or... Yeah, I'm not going to make a million dollars. I'm not going to make a million dollars on Onlyfans. Like I said, if I made an extra grand a month, I'd be happy.

Speaker: But it's just a little side hustle, and it's more of a curiosity factor. Yeah, and which is like, I did that curiosity factor a while back. You know, I've never used social media for dating. Because before it was a thing. I mean, I'll be 100 % honest with you. I've never used it for dating. But

Speaker: No, like, you know, I'm talking like, what's the, uh, what's the stupid, uh, like, uh, uh, fucking Tinder. Tinder. Thank you. Yeah. That's the thing that kills me. Like, and it's like, we didn't have that grown up and I was married before Tinder reached out. So, and just out of curiosity, I was talking to my wife about it. I said, I'm going to start a Tinder. She's like, why? What are you looking for something else? I said, no, I'm just curious if, if, if I still got it, you know,

Speaker: And unless you pay for it, it's fucking pointless. Yeah, it's fucking pointless. And it's crazy to me because when I was still down in Charleston, I was on Tinder. Right. I had more luck just being the working guy and customers finding out that I was single than I did on Tinder. But I think Tinder and apps like that are more for the quick hookup.

Speaker: Well, that's exactly what they are. And that's exactly what I was looking for at the time. And as I said, I had better luck just being the Orchid Man and my customers finding out that I was single. Right. Out of the two times I was on Tinder, I've only had one Tinder hookup or meetup because people will match with me, but then they don't want to talk. I've only had one.

Speaker: you know, when I was back home in Ohio and I was single, I had better luck just going to the gym.

Speaker: Exactly. Then on Tinder. You know what I mean? Guys are more on Tinder than girls, and the girls that are on Tinder or on the app, they're going to get hit up 10 times more than any guy will. Yeah, but you have to pay for it. But you know, granted, the last three girls or women that I've met have been off of TikTok. I don't talk to anybody.

Speaker: And therefore, like I said, if I started OnlyFans, I have a already built -in audience of people who, and if I announce it on my TikTok, I'm like, not if, but when. We were talking and I said, I'm not worried about family or anything like that. What are you planning on charging? Because, you know, you can say you're right.

Speaker: $1 ,000 No, I honestly don't know I don't know I got to look at the app and I gotta I gotta look at it and see right, you know I've seen I've seen I've I've occasionally you know as as we've discussed before the people that advertise on TikTok and whatnot that they haven't only fans

Speaker: You can go and see what they charge because they have a link somewhere Yeah, you can click on their link and go to their only fans and see what subscription is And and I was thinking somewhere between like five and fifteen dollars a month. Okay, so at five dollars a month You need Let's put five divided by a thousand you need five thousand people For what?

Speaker: Well it put in Put in that it's I need 200 200 But cuz it if you put in five divided by a thousand you get 0 .005 You put it in room

Speaker: Five divided by 1 ,000. So this is technically 1 ,000. You have to go 1 ,000 divided by, you have to put the bigger number in front of the smaller number for division. So if I did $15, I would only need 67 followers. Yeah, exactly. For $1 ,000 a month. That's not true. 67, that was still a lot. I don't know, let's run a poll. I'll do a TikTok. Hey, what would you, I don't know.

Speaker: Would you guys like to see me create a Only Friends account?

Speaker: you have to you have to you have to yeah you can't say only fans on TikTok. I'm trying to stay quiet but this motherfucker just keeps saying shit that makes me want to say something. Go ahead. Go ahead and say something. Jesus Christ don't even remember the idea. No. Remember the idea? This one is working. Remember the idea? No. No. I see what you're saying. Like Bill Bould like it. Would you guys. If I started a. Remember your fucking sharing goddamn TikTok videos but you ain't sharing a fucking podcast. Motherfucker I've been sharing your podcast for a year. Oh my god.

Speaker: No, but my point is, what you're planning on, Chris... What you're saying is, you're going to do a poll on TikTok and say, hey, if I start a private account... If I started an OnlyFans, what would you guys think? And what should I charge? What would you pay? I'm not putting the price amount out there. I just want to know...

Speaker: Who would be interested? I mean, fuck, I got 50 cents. And again, like I said, you know, I'm not worried about what my family thinks because fuck my family. And I'm not, you know... Okay, here's my other question. It's not nudity, so it's not like, oh my God, my kids are gonna hear, oh, your dad has an only friends account. Oh my God, what's he doing?

Speaker: He's in sweatpants. Oh, we see that in his pocket, you know? Yeah, we see that every day. Okay, cool. But here's my other question. Tony, you're a single guy. It's not like I'm one of those chicks on OnlyFans who is a member of the PTA and a teacher who does an OnlyFans video where she's taken eight guys at the same time. And then she's like, I don't even know why I got fired and got kicked off of the PTA. Really?

Speaker: Listen here, Mia Khalifa. Why don't you calm down? But let's say you, would you ever date a porn star or somebody that had a major following on OnlyFans that is one of those people getting railed by like 25 dudes? I don't know. I mean, I don't know if it's one thing. Long -term relationship is another. I don't know if I would date somebody like that, but

Speaker: We have had the conversation about the OnlyFans pages and about not being nude. Right. Just showing a little song song, you know, not being nude.

Speaker: The tip is about all I got. Let's be honest. Here's the crazy question, Jeff. Would you date somebody who had that question? Oh, hell no. No. Well, OK. A past is one thing. Like, if somebody, you know, I've dated the chick that's been around the block. I think all of us have quite a few. I was engaged to one. Yeah. Let's be honest. I was married to one. She was around the town. Let's be honest.

Speaker: But there's actually a girl and I'm trying to find picture proof of this. She claims to have two pajamas.

Speaker: I'm not doing this with you, motherfuckers. No, no. Hold on. Hold on. And he says, and she does more. Typically, this is the common thing is that perked my ears up, but I'm with Tony. I'm not doing this with you, man. No, okay. Here's the thing. I'm not doing this with you. Hold on, wait. I'm not saying anything bad. No, no. I'm not saying anything bad. What I'm saying is she has a boyfriend and she says she uses one for work

Speaker: and I'm calling bullshit. Oh, God. No. No, let's be honest. So basically what she's saying is that her vaginas were her for her boyfriend and that in the in the in the nether regions. No, no, no. The southern regions. She literally. Back door, if you will. She was born. She was born with two vaginas. That's possible. We both just said we weren't doing that. That is possible. That's what I was about to say. She says she uses one of those vaginas for work.

Speaker: in one room for her boyfriend. You said you were talking about a woman. Jeff, you're talking about a woman that's got the alpha quadrant and wolf five nine. Wolf three five nine. I'm not doing this. She's got the enterprise seven three dash one A and she's got the enterprise. All I know is I've tried to find pictures and I'm like, I'm not seeing anything. She was that popular and that famous, you could find it. That's what I said.

Speaker: So if you took a picture of it, you could find it. She probably hasn't taken a picture of it. She hasn't only fans. So what? That doesn't mean she took a picture. Go to your new website, Jeff. And I have. And it doesn't show. She doesn't. I already explained it. I already explained it. But I agree with you exactly. That's what I'm thinking. Her butthole is so overused. It's basically another. It's basically a boozy. It's just. It's not very often that the butthole is like throwing a hot dog down the hallway. But at the end of the day,

Speaker: This young lady, my friend. You can take a whole pack of Oscar monitors and throw them right down. Hello. Hello. How could you date a chick that did porn? What? I think a bunch of us have. No, I'm talking like mainstream porn. Probably not.

Speaker: You go out, you'll hang out with her. You'll take her to dinner. I'd hang out with her. I'd smash. Dating in a relationship is two different things. Dating in a relationship is two different things. Because if she comes home from work and she's like, it was a terrible day today, I don't want to hear about it. Like a legit porn star, like a Christy Mack or... Yeah. I mean... Because you know she's going to come home and she's like, oh, it was a terrible day. I think there's a difference between like a adult film star

Speaker: There's a huge difference between there is a huge difference because because I know the porn industry they have to be tested and all that stuff. Yeah. So they're very fucking clean. Let's be clear. Right. And let's be honest. I mean, you can interview

Speaker: And no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Speaker: and male or female porn stars and they'll all tell you the same thing. It's just a job or this it is. Yes. There's there's they have sex with you. It's like doing more work. No, no, no, no. It's it's a job for them. So they don't

Speaker: It's not about intimacy. It's not about pleasure. It's not about anything like that. They're just doing a job. Whereas when they are in a relationship with somebody, and like I said, this goes, and I'm gonna be the only one that says this on the show because you guys are so fixated on female foreign porn stars or female this or female that. When they are in a relationship, the sex is different for a male or female porn. There's a guy down in Florida

Speaker: He's a male porn star. Florida's really not helping my cause. But he... No, you've lost the conversation right there. But he is... He claims... Now, I beg to differ. But he claims he is 100 % straight. But he does gay porn.

Speaker: Oh, I've heard the story. Yeah. But he makes more money as a gay porn star than he does as a great porn star. To a woman, they have a very successful marriage, a very happy marriage. I think she might be a porn star as well, but he makes way more money doing gay porn. It's just a job. That's not... No, that's the truth. What can it be with them is the question.

Speaker: Yeah, like every day in real life. No, I wouldn't be with him, but I'm also a great man. But that's why I said, I think there's a difference. I think there's a huge difference in somebody who's doing mainstream. My point is like. You guys are listening. Chime in. Don't be shy. Say hello, Chime in. Here's my thing. Let's say Nikki started an OnlyFans where she got naked.

Speaker: would you be okay with it because which means at any time if i wanted to i could see your woman naked if if she was that's what would bother me if she was only doing like naked pictures um yeah i mean uh you would take some good news i won't lie to you it would even if she i mean i'll take the new Mercedes she buys me don't get me wrong

Speaker: Oh, you know what? You know what? You know, it's more aggravating than anything. And what I have a problem with more than anything in that statement about you asking if Nikki did a nude only fans. The fact that you think I would want her to buy me a fucking Mercedes. Why? No.

Speaker: Because do I look like the type of motherfucker who would drive her? You're missing the point. You're missing the point. You're missing the point. You're missing the point entirely. Because she would buy you X. Yeah, that means it will bother you. It would bother you too. I have a problem. That means it will bother you. Change out Mercedes for your Colorado ZR1. If she's making six figures and she buys me a Colorado ZR1, yeah, I got a problem with it. You better buy me that goddamn Chevy.

Speaker: It would bother you if you tell her to buy me that truck. No, no. Because Tony and I saw her naked, so now she's got to buy you a truck. No, she started the only fans where she was, and it was only nude pics. I don't, it would take, all right, I'll be 100 % honest with you. At the beginning, yes, it would bother me, and it would take some time to get used to it.

Speaker: But if she was happy doing it and it was something that she wanted to do, then I would totally support her. Now it's different if she's doing OnlyFans and she's just fucking random dudes on her OnlyFans. No, I'm literally just talking about naked pictures. Yeah, naked, no, yeah. Like I said, at first, yeah, it would bother me. I'm not going to lie. Even not naked pictures.

Speaker: At first, I would have to get used to it. I would have to get used to it. But also, and again, we've had this, her and I have had these conversations. Good. And we've talked about it because this is a real thing. Like me starting the OnlyFans, it's not, I'm not being satirical. I'm not being funny here. It's a real thing that's potentially gonna happen next week. And we've talked about it and we've talked about, look,

Speaker: You know, people are going to comment. You know, you have to promote, you know, you, you know, you're going to have to have some, some type of, you know, if you, if you, if you have a Instagram, you're going to have to have some kind of interaction. But how do you interact with these people? You're not DMing them until five o 'clock or four o 'clock in the morning or whatever. She's getting DMS all day and times it out. You're not, you're not, you're not ignoring.

Speaker: me or or I'm not ignoring you to give them time or anything else but it's how you handle yourself in the situation and that's where a lot of people get in trouble in relationships and this doesn't even have anything to do because they're because they're we're giving more time to their fans than the army fans but let's say just on TikTok in general if I'm gonna give if I post a video on TikTok and I give

Speaker: the people commenting or DMing me more of my time than I give Nikki, that's a problem. So you have to realize like, this is what I'm doing. You know, I'm doing this as a side hustle and I wanna make money. And yes, I realized that, you know, there has to be some form of interaction, but at the same time, I'm not, I am not going to go out of my way or do anything in any way, shape or form that's gonna lead you to believe that

Speaker: You're doing something on the side, I got that. Doing something on the side. It's nothing more than business. You know, somebody says, if I post something on Instagram, oh my God, you sexy as hell. Hey, thanks. Cool. Boom. Done like that. Somebody says, oh my God, you sexy as hell. And I'm like, oh yeah, what's your Snapchat? Oh, you want to add me on Snapchat at blah, blah, blah. You know, that's different. Right. Oh, you think I'm sexy on Instagram?

Speaker: Check out the link in the bio, hit up them only friends. I'm coming at it, or she would be coming at it as a business aspect. Or Jeff, if it was you and your wife, as long as you guys treat it as a business, which is what it is at the end of the day, let's be honest, only fans is a business.

Speaker: And you treat it as a business. And as long as my wife and I've actually had that conversation, my wife has beautiful feet. And we're trying to find a place to pose for feet. We've had that conversation. Feet finders. We've had that conversation because I'm not a foot guy. Like I'm not a foot guy. I'm not either. Tony, you're my beautiful feet.

Speaker: Wrong one. Hang on. I'm working this one. Okay. All right. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I didn't know Tony was talking to us. He was just over there talking, talking, talking. I'm like, oh, shit, Tony. It's Mike's meters. No. I mean, Nicky's got super cute feet. I like, you know, but I'm not a fuck guy or anything like that. I'm not either. But I was like, hey, I mean, don't always want to pay for it. Hit them up. Hit them pockets. That's what I said. That's how I feel about it. Like, you know, if you want to see it,

Speaker: If you, if you want to, you know, pull the curtain back, go ahead and let me, let me get in them pockets. Shit. Great. I don't think I'm a good looking dude, but apparently a lot of other people do, but hey, let me get into the pockets real quick. Run that shit. Run that shit a little. Those are called bots Chris. I hate to break it too, but those are not bots. Tony spades got bots. I don't got bots. 11 ,000.

Speaker: You got 1 ,000 plus bots. You got 1 ,000 plus bots. No, but like - You got bots. But no, no, like I said, like I said, I mean - There's two separate things though. Starting at OnlyFans or a FeetFighter, whatever it may be, as when you're in a couple is different.

Speaker: then if you meet a chick, she's like, yeah, I got an only thing. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. If you're, if you're, if you're, if you're already, if you're already in a relationship and you're like, Hey, you know, thinking about maybe, uh, what do you think? And then you have that conversation as a couple and you, and you, and you come to you, you, you,

Speaker: You make the decision yes or no. And you said boundaries. Yeah. Tony and I had a conversation about boundaries not too long ago. No, you had it.

Speaker: There was nothing for me to say. Here we go. CYA. No, I'm going to put you this way. Nobody's going to tell me how to establish it in mine. I don't need to tell you how to establish it in yours. Y 'all just do it. I wasn't telling you how to establish yours. No, no, no. I'm just saying. I was just talking to you. And you know what was crazy? I'm going to be honest with you. I love it. You wasn't the only one to say that. You wasn't the only one to say that. And I'm sitting here like this.

Speaker: The crazy, let me put it to you this way. I don't speak on people's personal lives. That's all it is to it. You've been fucking with Jeff or Howard.

Speaker: I fuck with Jeff all the time. Jeff knows I'm not being serious. I just don't do it. I don't do it. Once again, once again, Chris is playing a role. First and foremost, let me, let me, let me squatch this real quick. Let's get real real quick in a heartbeat, in a herd. Jeff, do you think I was in any way, shape or form being real and actually being an asshole when I was busting your balls about your life?

Speaker: 100 % no. Okay. Because I wanted a real, because if you said yes, then much like I always do, if I fuck up, even if I don't fuck up, I still sit. My bad, I'm sorry. Y 'all have that understanding. We good. Y 'all have that understanding. Somebody from the outside looking in, they were like, you're an asshole. Yeah, but that's the point. That's why we do it, Tony. Hold on, let's pull the curtain back on the podcast. It's, it's, it's, we, we do, we bust each other's balls.

Speaker: It's content me going after Jeff and telling Jeff that his wife is cheating on him in France and all over the world. People's ears are going to go. Yeah, it's it's a tension trap. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait. And then Jeff's going to be like, oh, yeah, motherfucker. Well, at least I've been married and how many better relationships you're going to have. And I'll be like, well, we're going to go back and forth, but it's going to get people's attention.

Speaker: They're gonna go. Like Tim Allen used to do back in the day on. And then the Simpletons, they're gonna be watching and they're gonna screen record it. They're gonna screen record it and then they're gonna try to use it against us. And they're gonna go, my God, we're getting nonsensical nonsense. They are erupting from within. Click is getting after Jeff and they're supposed to be best friends.

Speaker: at the end of the day, we'll sit back and collect the money. And then at the end of the day, laugh all the way to the back. I get to the laugh and go, you guys are so stupid. You're hating on the outside because you can't get in. Exactly. That's what you do. When you can't get in, you hate on the outside. Because when you get invited into the club, you're scared. So then we got Mark over here. We're still mad because it's teasing the Boston Harbor. I'd be mad too because fuck Boston.

Speaker: See, look at him, look at him, right there. I love this dude, I love Martin. People be like, my God, Glick is so toxic, he's such a bully. I'm sat here like, bro, you don't even know him. That's my boy right there. That's my brother, damn. That's my boy right there, motherfuckers, get him, Mark.

Speaker: I love me some more. Fuck all y 'all. Mark, I got to figure out how to send you a hat to the UK. I paid some international postage. Done it. Well, I also need some. Gentlemen, we are over three and a half hour, Mark. I'm giving glucose three hours after being here 15, 17 minutes late rushing home because we were going to host it. Oh, God. By tuning. I got to go lay Jason down. Nice Jason.

Speaker: He'll be on the man. He's in the bathroom. I know his pattern. I got a question for you. Go ahead. And this is just a general question. Sure.

Speaker: Have you ever been so tired that you want to sleep and then you just can't? Yep. Been there. I guess. It happened to me in the desert. It happened to me in the desert in 2009. Dude, that happened to me last night. I got done working. And by 9 o 'clock, I was like, you know what? I'm going to fucking go to bed early. I laid awake for 20 minutes. 20 minutes is nothing. I laid awake 20 minutes. Then watched a movie. Then spoke with my wife for two hours.

Speaker: After that, we had a four -hour phone call last night. For two hours, we spoke. But there's something about this woman's voice. And she says the same thing about me. She says the same thing about me. With having a conversation, it relaxes me.

Speaker: And I caught her twice last night. I was telling her about my day, because it's been a shitty week. I'm literally, oh, you guys know who, and I got a question for you. You guys know who? Yes. Michael, Michael Imperioli is? Michael Rappaport. No, Michael Imperioli. No, Michael Imperioli. I know that name. He was on the Soprano, skinny guy. Was I the guy who played Christopher?

Speaker: I don't know. I've never even seen the Sopranos. Did I probably know more about the Sopranos? Well, can we give him not having a bobblehead? Yeah, he was also a good fellas. He was also a good fellas. Yeah, he was a good fellas and stuff. He's the one that got shot in the foot. I literally have a client.

Speaker: that is seriously New Jersey, you know, I mean, sounds just like this guy. And this guy called me and I kid you not, I was telling my wife this story last night. This guy maybe said, forget about it, like nine times. I laughed so hard after I got off the phone. That's the New Jersey thing. It's the old New Jersey thing. Because it sounded just like this cat. So while I'm talking to this dude all the time, and he calls me like three or four times a week, it literally like I'm listening to that guy.

Speaker: Yeah, that's what it doesn't. It's the old stereotypical mafia phrase. Yeah, I'm allowed the Jersey dudes to say it a lot. And I mean, it was New York dudes that did it too. Well, this guy, I would put this guy at your age, Tony, if not a little bit older. But literally sounds just like him. I was telling my wife this story last night. My wife is part Italian, as I've mentioned.

Speaker: And I said, I can see him doing this, that whole thing. And I'm making that move. And she can't see me because we were just on conversation, just on the phone because she had bad reception.

Speaker: So she couldn't do a video call. And I'm sitting there, and I'm like, I can see his hand doing that thing you do when you get mad. Because when she gets mad, she doesn't say it. She says, you don't. And I'm like, did I start to make fun of her? And I'm in the conversation, and we'd been on the phone for like two hours. And I stopped waiting for her to respond. And I could hear her snoring. And I was like, she spoke about sleep. And she needed my voice so she could go to sleep.

Speaker: You two motherfuckers. I'm gonna go ahead and say like this. So ma 'am, if you hear me, I will tell you to forgive me, but you know where the hell I'm coming from. You two motherfuckers, you used to each other. That's what it is. Anyways, like I said. I need her to fall asleep sometimes. Glitz gonna stay up on that because Nick is asleep and he ain't got nothing else to do now.

Speaker: a way on TikTok in about an hour. Exactly. He's going to be on there. He's going to be on there. I mean, I got a big announcement on TikTok. Go ahead. Did you go live on Clapper yet? No, I don't think I have. You don't even remember. I haven't either, but apparently you don't need any followers to go live.

Speaker: I don't like 130 or something like that. I love Mark. Well, I haven't really proposed anything to his other. I love Mark, dude. I really do. Mark's the best. You didn't see when I put that up there earlier? No, I didn't see that. Instead of sleeping, I got a YouTube and watched Thoreen didn't bully anyone who can't take it, and I love it. You know, for a guy who's British, he's basically American. I'm going to go ahead and say that. And have him come over here.

Speaker: He's like a British guy from a Guy Ritchie movie. He's like, if it'll get me away from my wife and kids, you can adopt me. I don't even care. No, but Mark is one of those guys. He's like Charlie Hunnam and the gentleman. This is my son, Jasper. I'm calling everybody cunt. Wilmington the third. What? Shit, just go with it. Hello.

Speaker: Say, say hip, hip, cheerio. Hip, hip, cheerio. Say it. Y 'all are sick. Let me get them straight. I will catch you all Monday. Y 'all be good. I'll be here on Monday. Everybody out there, mother, hairdo, mother, major, mother, fucking all that good shit. Aight. I'mma holler at y 'all later, for real. Peace. Peace. All right. I think, say, I'd stroke your beard. I'd stroke your beard and fetch you a beer. I'd stroke your beard and fetch you a beer.

Speaker: Well, when we're doing this show, you just see this random hand come across the camera. Mark! Mark! That reminds me, I have a question for you. Is it true or not? Is the king going to demolish parliament? Mark, how tall are you? I think it'd be great if we're just doing this show, do you see a random hand come in front of the camera and go,

Speaker: Oh, I wonder Mark will you call me master Bruce? There you go. Yeah.

Speaker: I mean, my parents are dead. All right. You're already a man. Six foot on the spot. He is way too tall to be mini. But he could totally be my Alfred. Let's see. He could totally be my Alfred. Yeah, but you're about as far from that, man, as they get. Yeah. Absolutely. If I had a British guy with an English accent calling me missing. Well, see, now, and that brings me to my next question. If you became a multi -millionaire, tell me you wouldn't do that.

Speaker: If you came like Bruce Wayne Rich, would you not hire an English butler? I said what I said. Mark said, he's like, I don't care. I mean, I said what I said.

Speaker: No, I had an iPhone for 30 seconds when I worked at Orkin. And the first thing I did was change it to a male. My Siri was a male voice with a British accent and it called me master glue.

Speaker: But that's the first thing I thought of was fucking. All right. All right. Before anybody gets all twisted and gets their panties all over the bunch. It wasn't a slave thing. It was a, I am a common nerd. And it was a, and it was like, if I had, if I had crazy stupid money, I would build a jar.

Speaker: What do you guys say instead of daddy in England? Father? Papa? No. Papa's more of a... He's more like father. Father. I need to take the badly to the schools again.

Speaker: Please, Papa Glick, can I have some more? No, but like, so what you're saying, so you're confirming that if you had Bruce Wayne money, you would hire an English butler, right? I don't even need Bruce Wayne money. I just need an English friend that would let me. No, but that's what I'm saying.

Speaker: After a while, the British friend would get bored with it. Oh, paps. Paps. Paps. Paps. Paps. Paps. Paps. But, like, if I had iron man money, I would have a Jarvis built. I would totally have a Jarvis built.

Speaker: The king wants to ever turn the government and replace them all for being weird perverts. And I do all the Trump's money. The public are trying to kick the king out. Nice. Yeah. It's a shit show. I was saying stuff about it. And apparently the, the Simpsons have predicted that. So I got a mini Glick and a British Glick. Right. British Glick manservant. Yeah.

Speaker: Y 'all really aren't helping my ego out at all. And then, of course, you got to walk around going, I am King Good Borathian. I am King Good Borathian. Dude, I found out today, speaking of that, you know, I was talking to my wife last night about that. I'm watching Game 3. I'm your English slave. I mean... Same difference. You are my English slave. Can I call you cunt all the time? Marcus. Marcus.

Speaker: Bitch, more beer. Bitch, more beer now. No, I was watching. More beer now or tea goes in the harbor again. There is a, you can buy so much stuff from Game of Thrones. I can never, I can never treat Mark like that. Just let it be known. I can never treat Mark like that. I don't think I can treat anybody like that. Mark is my friend. Oh, I would absolutely love to have a English man servant.

Speaker: I found out, you know how we talked about, when we were talking about Game of Thrones, we found that you could buy King Baratheon's crown. Cheers, cut. You're all cuts. We're all fucking cuts.

Speaker: But I also found out that I can get a chair for my office that looks like the Game of Thrones throne. The sword? The ones made out of swords. And I've already sent the picture to my wife, and I was like, I need this. She's like, will it fit in your office? Probably not, but in my new office, it will. Because my new office is going to be like 10 times this size.

Speaker: dude speaking but I figured I figured out if I could make it out of fiberglass do you think I could add it to this chair oh yeah absolutely sure yeah you just bolt it on to make it look like the game throne's chair just duct tape it duct tape it not duct tape really really good gorilla glue gorilla tape yeah um

Speaker: I'm trying to figure out how to actually pick friends. Speaking of English and speaking of cunts, go to a cool show, not Game of Thrones. Did you see my, did you see my meme? I made it. I made it. No, I did not. Go to our Instagram page real quick. I barely ever go on Instagram. Shut up and go to our Instagram page. I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. It's getting all kinds of love, man, surprisingly. And even, even the picture I made today,

Speaker: It's been getting a lot of love. When they say they never listen to nonsense about your fucking. I also I also made one with Butcher. And it says and it says I haven't posted it yet, but it's a picture. It's a picture of Butcher and he's going like he's like standing there like this.

Speaker: like this one that look it is like and I put when you call out the haters and all you hear is crickets well well well if it ain't the invisible cut. Nice. I also did one with our boy uh Homelander and Soldier Boy again says other podcasts and Soldier Boy

Speaker: you're just a cheap **** knockoff. Homelander and it says nonsensical nonsense in Homelander and it says, oh, no, no, no, I'm the upgrade. He'll be posting soon on Instagram and Facebook and and Twitter. That's hilarious. Yeah, our little nothing podcast is going to start just **** talking other ****. Oh, 100%. We're calling him out even if we've never heard them before. Even if we like you.

Speaker: We're going to get some traction. Especially if we like you. We're going to get some traction. We're going to get, we're going to create, we're going to create, I am going to create as the marketing genius and the creative genius that I am. I'm the creator of this show and the host of this show and the promotional mastermind of the show. And basically it's my show and I do everything.

Speaker: I'm going to create fake heat in podcast wars with other podcasts. Hey, if Gibbs can make a boat in a basement, I believe in you.

Speaker: Jeff could make a Game of Thrones chair in his office. I'm just saying, I think it'd be so cool if I sat here. Can you imagine me showing up to a meeting sitting on the Game of Thrones throne while wearing King Baratheon's crown? How fun would that be if I was able to successfully

Speaker: create oh it'd be a blast with other podcasts like calling out joe rogan and like they came on here and we went on there and we just like and then like kind of like what we do with kevin holly only kevin holly doesn't really do a podcast anymore because he's so wrapped up in his fucking conspiracy dumb shit that is he's in no way and it hurts me to say this there is nothing entertaining about kevin holly anymore

Speaker: He was so fucking good, man. He was so good. And now he's so wrapped up in this right wing conspiracy theory. See, that's the problem is if you start diving down deep into it, it's like if you watch those Karen videos. Yeah. If you watch too many Karen videos, you're hunting Karens because I want to slap one of these bits.

Speaker: And I, he's like a brother to me. And, and we, and we used to go back and forth in the early stages. I love the Gibbs line. I like it. We used to go back and forth in the early stages of this show and we would clown on him. He would clown on us. I would pop up on his show and, and then he'd see me in the comments and start clowning on us. And then he'd bring me on this show and be like, Oh shit.

Speaker: Oh, I didn't, I didn't, you know, if we would go back and forth and it was so much fun. Kevin, if you hear this. You need to get back to the old shit. No, because there's so much crap out there. Kevin, Kevin was legitimately. You know what, Kevin was legitimately the best podcast out there when when when when he was having fun and doing a comedy podcast.

Speaker: you know, this is something I've wanted to do for a long time. Right. This is all this has been a dream of mine for many years podcasting radio stuff like that but he was one of the guys who motivated me and pushed me to do the Periscope show.

Speaker: Right. And supported me and really kept me when I doubted myself. And then when I went to TikTok and he was still there, and then when we created this show, you know, I created this show or whatever, he was there. And it sucks that he has just gone crazy. He's gone full on Glenn Beck.

Speaker: But he's just full on fucking tin foil conspiracy guy, man. This motherfucker is taking pictures of the, you know, when jets fly across and the lines that the jets leave. Oh, the chemtrails. The chemtrails. The chemtrails. God damn it, Kevin Hawley. What the fuck happened to you, man, if you hear this? Anybody who's listening to this, go to Facebook and tag Kevin Hawley.

Speaker: Go follow Kevin Holley and say, what happened to you, Kevin Holley? Click wants to know. God damn it. I want Kevin Holley back. I want my Kevin Holley back. God damn it. I have some news for you. It's just like that old ass music video. I want my MTV. I have, I have, I have, I have.

Speaker: I have and Holly and hardcore furry. I have I have no, that's Kevin Holly, hardcore furry porn. You're on the right path. Yeah, here it is right around there. You're on the right path, Mark. Just keep going. Follow the follow the breadcrumbs. Mark, you'll get there. I have I have sad news.

Speaker: Chuck Norris caught COVID -19. And now COVID -19 has to quarantine for 10 weeks. Yeah. Speaking of Kevin Hawley. Jeff, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker: Chef Holly in the building. I'll be here all week. Chef Holly in the building. You better be here Monday, dude. I will. Yeah, I've already blocked off the time of the start of the show on my calendar for Monday. Ladies and gentlemen. I told the team, I said, look, I can't be here at the time we start the show on Monday because it's a very big show. And they're like, how big can it be? I'm like, well, ladies and gentlemen, Monday night,

Speaker: Not only is it Nikki and I's four month anniversary, two months past Tony's expiration date, but it is also the show's two year birthday.

Speaker: This show is two years old Monday. I want, we want Mike to come back. Maestro, Mark, Mark, Meestro, Mark, Meestro. Mike might actually be able to make it. Mike, Mike started the job. Yeah, Mark, Mike is, Mike's going through some personal stuff. I was actually going to reach out to him maybe tomorrow and see if he can make a, make an appearance. He doesn't have to stay very long, but if he can, um,

Speaker: You have sat there for two years. What if you can make an appearance and at least say hello? I haven't left my office. I'm going to ask Smoke the same thing and I'm going to ask Rocky the same thing. If they can at least just pop in and say hi, we'll shout out because it is this little baby podcast. Let's be honest, we really didn't think it would last this long.

Speaker: Well, let's be honest. I know you and I didn't figure you would last three months. I was still going to be here. I just didn't know if it was going to be by yourself or if it was going to be what I, what I had been doing. Um, but you know, it started out with, with, with Jeff and I, and, uh, you know, we went through a lot of growing pains. We went through a lot of, uh,

Speaker: You know, learning what the hell we were doing. Jeff not being a social media guy and not being a guy who's used to being live and doing anything. And then, you know, we found our footing and Jeff couldn't make it one night and I brought Mike on here. And Jeff was like, holy shit, I caught that episode. Mike was awesome. And I asked Jeff how he would feel if maybe we brought him on. Jeff was on board.

Speaker: Believe it or not ladies and gentlemen, I check with these guys before I do anything And Jeff was down and we brought Mike on and it was fun and Tony I knew Tony from doing lives with Tony and Haps and hanging out with Tony and and this and the other thing And and he was in the chatter's box and he was a part of a

Speaker: early shows part of the starting five in the chatter's box we brought him on as uh We put his list in there, but it was like a honorary thing and then right Jeff and Mike and I said hey Inviting Tony to the show permanently and they're like fuck. Yeah, so Tony came on unfortunately Mike had to leave he's going through a lot of shit, right Mike and I did have a falling out and

Speaker: we work things out off the show and Mike and I are good, that's my boy. And then to Wednesdays and Saturdays to creating a Monday show with Tony and I. And then Tony couldn't always be there and Smoke being a friend of both Tony and I and popping in here randomly and inviting Smoke onto the Monday shows. And the evolution of the show is crazy. Now, granted,

Speaker: You know, we still, I still learn every day. Pick up new things and, and, and, you know, just in the last few months, I've been trying to bring actual content to the show, actual conversation starters. Right. Instead of just shooting the shit. Instead of just 100 % shooting the shit, of course we're going to shoot the shit we do, but I'm excited for Monday's show. Just, just, just because it's, it's, it's a huge milestone.

Speaker: You've learned. Yeah. Well, I mean, we still have no idea what we're doing. Triple. Let's be honest. Episode five, six came around and Jeff's stuck in his way. Yeah. Jeff said he didn't know stuff his wife when she was dead. Hey, I'm still down for it. I'm still down for it. But no, like, you know, we've had ups and downs. We've had bad shows. We've had good shows. We've had,

Speaker: We've had days where we didn't laugh once and we've had episodes where we couldn't stop laughing. Yeah, we've had episodes where we just, you know, whether it was one of us or there's been Mondays where Tony and I just were not feeling it. Right.

Speaker: But we did what we did. And it's been cool. And it's fun to go back and watch the progression. And I wish I would have been able to get some video clips and whatnot, or audio clips of a progression, just random clips or videos, just to see from the beginning to where we are now. But we're still growing every day. We're doing new things. We're bringing people on. We've had random Rick on.

Speaker: Uh, you know, we talked about, we got black top Mojo on. Yeah. Jeff, you said you were down Mark and random Rick, since you guys are both in here, um, doing the Q and a on a Saturday afternoon. Yeah. And, and you guys hosting, uh, uh, a Q and a nonsensical nonsense where you guys ask us questions. And I feel like if you plan that ahead of time and, and, and I'll put it on our social media, the guys will share it, but I'll put it out on our social media.

Speaker: And anybody who has questions that they would like to ask, then they can put it in our social media. And I can get it to you guys. Or I'll just read them. It doesn't matter. But I think that Q &A show would be really fun based off of Monday's show when Tony left and Mark and Triple R were asking me questions in the chatter spots. Right. The bigger picture is you've created a safe space

Speaker: To come and hang out or talk about serious matters you took time out to help viewers but their issues oh Yeah, like we brought attention to issues with What's her name the the girl that got cancer had cancer we

Speaker: We've went, we've, there's not an area we're not afraid to go. You know what I mean? No, we're really not. A couple of Mondays ago, Tony and I spent a good chunk of the show talking to a listener, a fan or whatever you want to call our, you know, I don't like the, I don't like, I don't like the,

Speaker: I don't like the term fan. I don't like the term listener. I like to call everybody who watches our show and listens to our show friends. A friend of the show, Tony and I spent a good chunk of the show. He's going through some shit and he's dealing with some shit. And we spent a good chunk of the show talking about that and talking about the fact that Tony and I are both divorces.

Speaker: Tony and I have both been through divorces and talking about men's health because he was really going through it. And we just kind of dropped it and we're going and yeah, sorry, Martin. No, but I mean, that's actually the nice thing about us. We can always put off a conversation that we plan for something important.

Speaker: You know, you can, people like to create a image in their heads and penises the bad guys. And yeah, I am a bad guy from time to time, but I've never once been an unprovoked bad guy. No, I'm the same. And I'm taking the heat away from Tony and Jeff because I know I'm the biggest mouth on this show and I am the,

Speaker: at the end of the day, you know, and I don't mean this in a braggadocious way, but I am the voice and I am the face of the show. Right. And and I take it very personal when people come at this show and they come at us or they come at people in the chat box. I take it very personally.

Speaker: Yeah, I do speak my mind and Jeff will speak his mind And Tony's pushed far enough Tony will speak his mind He's actually the more conservative out of the three of us My last partner moved houses this podcast is saved by

Speaker: This right here That's that's common of the night right there. I'm putting this on I'm putting this on the screen the bigger picture is you've created a safe place and I'm reading it again on purpose because Yeah, the bigger picture is you've created a safe place to come hang out We're talking about serious matters. You took the time out to help viewers with the issues You deserve so much more love

Speaker: We can have fun and we can come in here and we can bust balls and we can break balls all day long. And we can make jokes and we can, we can not be politically correct or anything like that. And then he followed it up with, damn, I broke up with my last partner and moved houses. This podcast saved me in one way from going crazy. And that's from one of my, Mark, you're not even, this is, this is the,

Speaker: Mark, I know we don't talk too much outside of this, but I consider you a very good friend. I consider you part of the family. This guy's been around forever. He was one of my OGs on Periscope. I've said this a million times. He was one of my OGs on Periscope. He followed me to TikTok, followed us to Haps. And I say Haps because when I got on Haps for this show and still here,

Speaker: And he's still here. He has shared a lot in the comments. He has contributed a lot into the comments if we're talking about a subject. But even if we're not talking about a subject, then he's going through some shit. He'll put it in the comments. Exactly. This podcast pushes me towards to get them crazy. Well, I need anybody who comes out here and listens. You're definitely crazy. There's no design in that.

Speaker: Random Rick is is newish to the podcast. He's one of the podcast. Oh, geez. Same with the same with the Golf Hawk. You know, but we have fun and we bust each other's balls. So we've had random Rick on here and then and that's that's that's kind of why now I you know, I feel more comfortable. Fucking with Random Rick and and and and giving him shit.

Speaker: Nice nice screen grab Jeff. Thank you Appreciate that. I'm gonna I'm gonna try to adjust it so I can actually get it centered Yeah, no, but I'm saving them for now, but appreciate that good screen. Well. I saw you put it up there, so I went ahead Yeah, you know and now I'm more comfortable busting Rick's balls calling them

Speaker: R because he doesn't get the three Rs because he's starting five, you know, you know, I, you know, I would love to come in and do a starting five with, with, with those guys, uh, just because, you know, we, we do our starting five and our starting five is, is, is competition based, right? Random Rick and, and, and, and, and, and, and his co -host, uh, and I apologize. I think it's frequency.

Speaker: I can't think of his name. I'm sorry. Random Rick, uh, you know, that's more conversation. Uh, and granted we have conversations with ours and, and, and, and, and when we first started, it was we, Hey, we're going to announce the subject and you got two or three days to think about it. And then we did away with it. And then we're like, all right, when we have guests on the show, we're going to bring the starting five back and it's going to be impromptu.

Speaker: and we're gonna let the we're gonna let that the guest give us a starting five category so you know um but i mean even even to last saturday night and and i don't know how it went but we had a guest on the show i'm not going to mention the names out of respect but her and i have differences with each other and she came on the show

Speaker: Mainly because I asked her to not to start a fight or anything like that. But unfortunately, it became one turned a little negative. But I feel like her and I got to finally speak our minds to one another without any outside. He said, she said, did it. Right. To which some day I think that

Speaker: when I did the football, uh, when I did the, uh, uh, sports stock fantasy football conversation with Tony and rich and she was there. Um, I think once the air was cleared and it's more magnanimous after maybe, maybe

Speaker: You know, her and I are on a little bit better platform than we used to be. I'm not saying we're friends. And I'm not saying that either one of us want to be friends with each other, but at least we're on terms where we're not going to take shots and digs at each other. But it is what it is. I am always open. Got a problem. Bring it and let's discuss it.

Speaker: open every Friday night. What time do you guys do the show Friday nights? Because on Fridays, typically, I do. So, again, we're just pulling the, because nobody listens to this part of the show because we're four hours in. So, we can just, we can just talk. We can

Speaker: this is where you guys get to see real Glick and it's not the boisterous or egomaniac crazy asshole Glick it's just Glick but on Fridays I post this Saturday Wednesday Saturday and Monday episodes of the show and while I'm doing that I go live on TikTok and Instagram

Speaker: that person was here. I'm sure she would give it right back to you. Justly deserved. I have no dog in that fight because I've never been over there. So, I don't know. Pictures I've seen. Yeah, England looks a little gross and gray and rainy. Scotland's. Hey, Scotland and Ireland are beautiful countries. What I've seen on pictures and videos. Yeah.

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Speaker: After that, I'm sorry, Mark, please forgive me. Don't leave me. Come back, Marcus. The best time I had in England was when I got to go see top three. Come back to my show. No, I was just saying that. Yeah.

Speaker: When I went to England, I was able to buy, somebody couldn't go to the showing of Top Gear and I got to go and it, you know, talk about lifelong dream. But like when they were, when it was Top Gear, there was like a three year waiting list for tickets. And I was only going to be there for like a week.

Speaker: And I got to actually go see top gear because the guy was selling tickets and they actually were legit tickets. They weren't copies. And I got to go meet Jeremy Clarkson and all that stuff. And I had a blast, but it like rained all fucking time. I couldn't deal with living in fucking Seattle. It rained all the time.

Speaker: Sorry, my throat's all dry. But I actually want to go back. I want to go to Clarkson's farm. I don't know if you've seen Clarkson's farm, but that shit's fucking hilarious.

Speaker: Well, Mark, I feel like living in Ohio, it's kind of similar to your guys' weather. Yeah. Well, no, it's not. Ladies and gentlemen, if you didn't catch that, Jeff said, yeah. And he's not even drinking. No, no, it wasn't ours.

Speaker: The difference between England and Ohio is every time I've been in England, it's rain, or it's mugging, or it's foggy. But like I said, I got to go out to Deerford Park and see Top Gear. I got to, I did get to see the big BBC building, all that fun shit.

Speaker: It could be worse, it could be Scotland. Where it snows all year, we sound like we were dragged through a footage. A hundred percent, a hundred percent. This Scottish accent is not sexy. Let's be honest. Yeah, everybody sounds like fat bastards, let's be honest. Yeah, let's be honest. You're kind of spot on work.

Speaker: Um, but no, like I said, it's been a while, right? Ladies and gentlemen, we are having fun. We are enjoying ourselves. Well, I, and I've stated that this goes back to what Mark was saying. It's almost time to go to work, man. This podcast has like an onion. We have many layers. Well, no, but here, here. Okay.

Speaker: It was terrible. It was terrible. Wow, that was shit. No, but it's like, I don't do voices. My job is seriously stressful. And I got asked the thing. The show starts at 6, after 6 .05. After 6 .04, but our conversation goes out the window and what happens happens.

Speaker: But my job is so stressful. I got asked the other day, how do I deal with the stress? Listen to my podcast. And I literally, I say the podcast, because I'm also very good at my job, oddly, surprisingly enough, to no one else but myself, that I'm actually good at my job. But I get a lot of praise.

Speaker: And if I didn't have the podcast to kind of knock my ego back down by Tony and Chris busting my balls, I would sound like a click all the time and be like, I'm the fucking greatest. Well, I mean, Jeff, if we're the greatest, then you could sound like me. There's a reason why I sound like me.

Speaker: I mean, that goddamn good. No, but here's the thing. Here's the thing. I'm cocky. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not. It's not bragging if you back that shit up. Oh, and I can back up my work. That's not a problem. We're not talking about being awesome at everything you do. I am. Which I am. That is like a shit - I'm not Peter Dinklage.

Speaker: Dude, this dude is cutting this block of cheese, and I shit you not, this block of cheese is bigger than my desk. You guys are fucking watching TikTok videos. I am. I modified my desk the other day. That's why I'm the great one. Here's the thing. My desk, if I sit like this all day, I cannot stretch out my legs because there's a wall right behind my screen.

Speaker: So I've modified my desk. This is why. So I can sit like this and actually bring my keyboard to myself. And I added to my keyboard shelf. I added a holder for my phone. This is why, ladies and gentlemen, I am the greatest podcaster. See? Yeah. Marcus, Marcus, spot on tonight.

Speaker: They gave me a good voice, an amazing personality, just being incredibly awesome in general. They're like, hey, big fella, hey Sasquatch, we're going to kill your parents and you're going to have a small dick, but don't worry. You're going to be amazing than everything else you do. And I'm like, can I drink a lot of beer? And they're like, you're going to be the greatest beer drinker of all time. Just so you know.

Speaker: I'm like, hell yeah. My little buddy was in the back yard going, yay he did, yay he did, yay he did. They made Jeff and he was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, can I be his best friend?

Speaker: You're not, when I was made, they said, we can't make you tall, but we'll make you rich. We can't make you tall, but we're gonna make you Glick's best friend. You're like, all right. And eventually, you can make a lot of money. You know what I mean? They're like, hey Glick, just so you know, the little guy over there, he's gonna be here. Seriously, Glick, would you buy this? Look at the size of this thing of cheese.

Speaker: It's Parmesan. Look how big this fucking thing is. No, I wouldn't buy it. It would take four hours to cut. They actually have those big cheese wheels. They have them in the supermarket here.

Speaker: And they cut the top off and you scoop out like an ice cream scooper. Can I see your phone? No. See it? It's right there. Isn't it pretty?

Speaker: Oh, Lord. If you want a phone, go get a job. Go get your own fucking phone. Good. Go get your own fucking phone, you asshole. No. Every time, no, here's the thing. Every time I let the kids borrow the phone, it's like three hours, and I don't get my phone back. Even though I'm assured 40 times, it's just two minutes, two minutes, two minutes. Three hours later, I'm like, where the fuck's my phone? Sounds like a new province. Yeah, which is why I don't let them use my phone. What about how you should use it? No.

Speaker: fucking choke slam his ass. He used to have to use it. Asserture dominance, Jesse. I'm about to. He's already in trouble. Somebody decided he wants to be an asshole all the time. Asserture? Because he's bigger than you. No, he got his ass whipped today. I was yelling at his uncle. I asked one simple thing. And I've been asking him for a month.

Speaker: And it's the same thing every parent asks their kid, clean your fucking room. I said, I'm not going to make you do it now, but I want it done before mom gets home. Well, mom comes home next weekend. And if he doesn't do it now, I can't write his ass over the week because I have to fucking work. When I get off work, I want to fucking relax.

Speaker: or I have the show or whatever the case may be. And so today I asked his uncle, I said, hey, stand over them, make sure they get this fucking room clean. And Kevin threw a fucking fit. He learned real quick. He's like, you can't have a fit like that. And then I broke my belt. My Gucci belt. But you don't have a Gucci belt. Motherfucker, what do you think of all this?

Speaker: Gucci, bitch. That's CG for Chris Glick. No, it's GG. You got a Glick belt. That's GG. Or Champion Glick. You got a champ Glick belt. That'll cost more. God damn it. You call it Gucci, but my bank account calls it something different. Calls it expensive. It is.

Speaker: I bought this belt in Mexico City at the Gucci store and I almost fucking had a heart attack. And my wife was like, really? Really? Really? I said, hey, I'm gonna wear this motherfucker every fucking day too. Because if I take it off and it gets lost, I'm gonna be pissed. You never leave your house. No, I wear this. I normally, I bought this belt to go with my suit.

Speaker: because when she goes to these conferences, and I go with her, and every time there's one of these conferences, there's a dinner, and you gotta be, if you're not. But now, my suit, my suit that I bought, the last suit I bought was $3 ,500, and my suit is cheap compared to these motherfuckers. I mean, one dude walked in with like a $2 ,000 tie, and I was like,

Speaker: How rich are you? And then I found out how rich he is, and I went, okay, I get it. Very rich, eh? Oh shit. My ties cost like five, 10 bucks.

Speaker: I don't even own any ties. I have 25 or 30, I don't know. I buy ties all the time. I used to have a tie that was like five bucks and you put it around your neck and it had a zipper on it and you zipped it up and it looked like a tie. I can do that too. It's called cutting up a hoodie. No, no, no. It was folded up and it looked like a tie and everything like that.

Speaker: but the part that went around your neck is zipped up and when you zipped it up it it was covered so it didn't you couldn't even tell it looked like nice fucking time now i have i don't know how to fucking tie a tie i have nine different ways i can tie a tie oh i don't wear a tie no it's because you you do manual labor you wear a uniform like you name one man you will labor

Speaker: Wait, are you saying that I don't? I'm not a man because I don't do the same job as you? That's jobophobic. Yep. I'm jobophobic. I'm the job -ist. You're a job -ist. You're a fucking job -a -phobic job -ist. You're a job -ist. Hashtag job -ist. You're a regime.

Speaker: Every Monday I have to lead a team meeting with like 120 people and I have to run the meeting. And my boss says, he's like, dude, you can't wear a t -shirt at these meetings. I was like, what are you fucking talking about? He's like, I'm polo shirt at least, dude.

Speaker: So the first three meetings, I showed up with a fucking tie on it. And he's like, okay, too far. I was like, motherfucker, I'll show up in the tux. You keep paying me what you do. Once you wrap your fucking Gucci belt around your neck, you fucking twat. After I saw the price tag on it, I almost did. It's like $1 ,500. Yeah.

Speaker: I'm sorry. I was probably curious to wrap the show up just because it makes my life easier. And I was looking for a song and I was thinking, I was thinking like, that song. I was just scrolling. But I was thinking maybe like, I don't know, man. Jeff, you picked the song tonight. You know what? You know what I want? Well, actually, Monday night show, we have to close with.

Speaker: Oh, Monday night show. We're going, we're going old school. Yeah, we're going old school. I'm rapping Monday night show with Wicked Woman. You know what? We're gonna do, close the show. I got a song, I got a song ready. Who's it? What band? It's formerly Rum Springer. Okay, over and out. All right, well let me go ahead and do my little spiel. Yeah, and then I'll hit play. Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out.

Speaker: Hopefully you enjoyed the show. We was all over the place tonight. I was late. The guys thought they could do this show without me. And we were doing fine. They learned the hard way. I mean, I just came in late. I wasn't running the show. Uh, there was no breaks. There was, uh, we did no breaks tonight, but our conversation kept going and it was good conversations. So, um, but, uh, at the end of the day,

Speaker: Oh, I'm not I'm reading No, I'm just kidding. But no we do appreciate you guys listening and I appreciate the guys starting the show without me as much as we give each other shit Join us Monday night The whole crew will be here and maybe then some

Speaker: Uh, uh, uh, uh, you know, we, we will be celebrating the two year birthday. I'm not going to say anniversary auto, but the podcast is going to be two years old Monday. I'm waiting on the episode when we're 21 years old. So we all have to drink. We'll be dead by then. I can't wait to get this podcast drunk.

Speaker: We'll all be dead by then. I won't be dead. That's only 19 years. Yeah. And you will be in a vat of beer at that point. I hope, I hope. You know how on the back of your driver's license, when you're an organ donor, you have on the back of your driver's license the organs you need. I'm sorry. Let's be honest. The organs you need. I need a liver.

Speaker: Yeah. If I get in the car, guys, I need a liver. I'm not an organ donor. Hey, if it's there and it works, you can have it. Hey, the liver's shot. Kidneys, meh. Back of my driver's license say I need a pair of lungs. Yeah. You know, that's 19 years from now. You know, if we're sending him this podcast,

Speaker: Hopefully, we're all millionaires. The podcast is huge. And the boys have started slowly rolling into taking over, chasing Kevin and Cash, the new Glick. I'll pass the torch off, so to say, to the boys.

Speaker: or will I'll be what Tony will be at that point 735 years old? Yeah, I was literally just sitting here doing the math. How old will we be when this happens? 19 years, I will be 60. Yeah, so how old is 20 right now? 85. Yeah, something like that. Tony's like 50 plus. I think Tony's 49 or 50.

Speaker: Yeah. No, I think he just hit 50. So he'd be 69, which is kind of cool. 69. Yeah, he is. But no, regardless of all that bullshit, now we do appreciate y 'all listening and we appreciate y 'all hanging out. Join us Monday night as we celebrate two years of this stupid ass podcast.

Speaker: Yeah, for some reason, we have to give it up to our women for putting up with our, Tony's lack of women and revolving door and mind leaving all the time because you're non -existent. Well, hopefully that revolving door just stopped now because I finally,

Speaker: found me a good one. And, you know, we, we, we. Yeah. Well, if you keep them drunk, that kind of makes them happy all the time. I get it. We compliment each other pretty well. But, um, well yeah, like I said, appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Join us Monday celebrating two years, same nonsensical times, same nonsensical channel. Check out the social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Don't forget if you are on clapper, nonsensical nonsense,

Speaker: Officially has the clap. We are on clapper. You can also join us live and hang out in the chatters box As long as you're not afraid On youtube and twitch Much love me stroller go mark. Yeah Here's a little problem springer for you I'm ready. I got my finger over the button

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Speaker: You can go on Tiki Taki and make a video and say, oh my God, I'm watching nothing but cold out right now on YouTube and they're awesome and all that jazz. Well, that being said, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to have a show with our boys over and out, formerly known as Rumspringer. I don't know the name of the song, but check them out on all social media and everybody listening to music over and out, underscore live. Go show them some love, let them know we sent you and maybe

Speaker: Maybe just maybe we can get the boys on the show Monday night. I'm going to reach out to a lot of people tomorrow and Monday throughout the day and see if they'd be willing to come on and at least say, at least say, Hey. Yeah. Whatever hell mid -planter says. I knew that's what you were going to point.

Speaker: Came dancing to my door Last night a little angel came pumping across my floor She said, come on baby, got a lot since full of love And if she expires, pray out for my love Because in the midnight hour, she got more, more, more

Speaker: She don't like slavery, she won't sit under But when I'm tired and lonely, she sees me to my feet

Speaker: What set you free and brought you to me, baby? What set you free and need to hear about me? Because in the midnight hour, she cried more and more With a rebel yell, she cried more and more

Speaker: So he takes it to go from the seven I left then Well he's out all night to collect the fear But just alone, just so long it don't mess up his head

Speaker: you

Speaker: I drive your cheese of pancake three thousand times fully I tell my soul and have none, babe For money to burn with you Cause I give you all and have none, babe Just stay, just stay, just stay, just stay

Speaker: You got more, more

Speaker: We appreciate y 'all listening. Hopefully, you enjoyed the show. We'll be back again Monday with a brand new episode. This is a work of two -year anniversary, two -year birthday, whatever you want to call it. We'll be here. Jeffrey.

Speaker: It is Glick's world and you sons of bitches is just living in it. One man speaking the goddamn truth right there. Golf Hawk in the building, ladies and gentlemen. Golf Hawk, why don't you do us all a favor and pop up in here live with us Monday night and say happy birthday to the boys. Why don't you do that? But no, we do appreciate y 'all listening. Hopefully you enjoyed the show tonight.

Speaker: I had to give you a little Bob Smith.

Speaker: Jeffrey, I'm almost free to ask. What would you like to say to the peoples? Duces. You're already here first, ladies and gentlemen, from this source. Well, that being said, ladies and gentlemen, you are living in this world, and you are living in it.

Speaker: But be good. Be good at it. Goodbye, motherfuckers. Hit the button. Papa Glick loves you. What's in the button? I mean, hit the button. Why those phrases? He going to lose his mind. Yeah, he is.

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: and I must keep watching soybeans and I must keep watching.

Speaker: I'm gonna nonsense go nonsense and it's a nonsense go nonsense night let me tell you I don't know if you heard that last one tell you holy shit I laughed my ass off so we are live it is Saturday in his nonsense go nonsense check us out live check us out on

Speaker: Facebook, Twitter, we even got the clap on the clapper. We got TikTok everywhere you find your podcast guys. Check us out on Spotify, Apple Music, you name it, we're there. Check us out. Tony, how you doing, sir?

Speaker: I'm sitting here laughing, I know he's shook and he's speeding, trying to get home because he did not want us to do this show without him. Little, it's cool. Man, go enjoy the night with old girl, man. And as far as her being lit and you not being lit, now you know what you look like. You just gotta take care of somebody who takes care of you. She been doing shots all day and I'm egging her on as well. I don't know if you saw the earlier videos,

Speaker: No, what happened was I took it to the movies. We had to go see Super Mario Brothers and he enjoyed it. So I was, you know, the kids loved it. Oh God, the kids loved it. There was a line to the entrance of the movie theater to get to that movie. There was that many people there. So that was cool. And Jason enjoyed it. It was kind of, it was set up around the game. I think everybody did a good job on that movie. So I don't have anything negative against it. Definitely for the kids. I'm not going to call it for the parents. It's not the original.

Speaker: Well, they got all the characters. I'm talking about like John Leguizamo and they had that voice. Yeah, I saw that in it. A lot of the people behind us, I didn't realize who was on it, but I think Taylor joined those boys, too. Yeah, it was cool. So, hey, Sadie, how you doing? But I know Glick is losing his fucking mind. He always tells me if you want to do the show, go ahead and do it. You can do it without me. The minute I say I'm going to do something, you speak. Oh, hell no.

Speaker: So earlier today, and this is like three hours ago, Nikki puts up, we have that, we have that Snapchat group, Nikki's in, and she put in

Speaker: We're not doing meth and huckers. I was like, no, you have it wrong. But it was raining, so I come up to it. I'm trying. You sprinkle the meth on the steak, and she's like, maybe on chicken. I was like, no, no. And then so Chris and I are doubling up, backing each other up on the whole thing. And then Chris sends me messages like, dude, she's drinking tequila for like three hours now.

Speaker: It was good, Sadie, how you doing? Yeah, thank y 'all for coming through, man. We're trying to give book a break, but I know a little narcissistic gotta be in control over there. It's my show, and I do everything, but the minute we try to do something, watch us be at home. Oh, hell no. I'm not gonna let these - Well, he said about 45 minutes ago, I'm gonna start trying to wrangle her up, get together, get a car. I know, he's trying to tell him, take it, listen. Yeah, you know - Don't sit there, you monkey ass. Go sit the hell down. We'll take care of you, man.

Speaker: That's what the chat's for. You don't trust us yet? I don't blame me, but you don't trust us yet. Tony, I do have to tell you, I found out I have a superpower. This is why he didn't want us doing the show. I have a superpower, sir. This is why he didn't want us doing the show. I can cut wood by looking at it. I saw it with my own eyes. Good. In about five minutes, I will apologize to you.

Speaker: I saw it with my own eyes Yeah, yeah, yeah, I told you I started watching when you were talking If you watch the older videos But as soon as we started

Speaker: Man that's funny No, I didn't see something. I I Put it on my Facebook. I don't know if you saw it, sir But I have a new pronoun as well Oh 100 % I Have a new pronoun by the way, I identify as a conspiracy theory

Speaker: Yeah, my pronouns are told you so, so. You identify with what? I identify as a conspiracy theory. And my pronouns are told you so. Told you so? Told you so. Because I'm a conspiracy theory. It comes true.

Speaker: I told you so. No, I saw that the other day. Somebody put that on a t -shirt. I screenshotted it, cropped it up, put it up on my face. Okay, you're crazy. So what are you doing? So you said Mario was good, huh? Yes, all of you parents take your kid to see Super Mario Brothers. Yeah, I'm not doing that. Take your kids to go see it forever. I'm gonna make him watch the original first.

Speaker: So you can see the difference, what we had to struggle with. The stupid John Holmes. You let the storyline, they did follow the game all the way through. I'm going to give them the credit for that. I have played it a couple of times. Yeah, they did it good. They did it right. All Josiah, they did do it right. I'm not a big fan of the game, even though I played it a little bit, but I wasn't like a junkie.

Speaker: But they did everything on the characters. They did a good job with it, honestly. So the kids would enjoy it. I would definitely highly recommend that as a parent. And as anybody who ever played the game, go see it. So they had a crowd. It was getting good reviews. It was getting good reviews. Yeah, I did see there was a bunch of reviews out. Jack Black's putting out videos like crazy on TikTok. I didn't realize who he was. And when I realized who his character was. He plays King Koopa, doesn't he? I think he plays the damn Bowser.

Speaker: Yeah, Bowser, sorry. If he plays Bowser, and he was hilarious. Yeah. Bowser was singing a song on the piano, and it was funny as shit. I ain't gonna lie. I was in hell. I was like, ah, you crazy. All the grown folks were like, everybody who was sitting like this, we was all tripping out when he was sick. So that was funny. I will tell you that I have not seen the new Indiana Jones trailer, but I did see the poster in the movie theater. They got another one coming. I did hear about it. I saw the trailer. Yes. I saw the trailer, and I'm sorry, but I'm in.

Speaker: I mean, I don't apologize. I'll be right there with you. Um they got the Dungeons and Dragons. I have not seen that. I don't know if I want to see it. Well, it ain't the cartoon. That's my damn problem. It ain't the cartoon. No, but it's like dragons back in this like early 90s. It was a No, no, they didn't. No. 80s. One of the brother was 80s. One of the brother did wasn't right either. Even though

Speaker: But it was a board game. It was getting kids in trouble because they were trying to act it out. There was out there going to kill people. So they stopped it. They had a Saturday morning cartoon. Ladies and gentlemen, all of you in Hollywood, all of you in the film industry, let me be clear. The Dungeons and Dragons we're looking for is the one from the damn cartoon. Yeah. If you're doing a video game, I got it. But we're looking for the cartoon. The cartoon was the shit, OK? Because of Stranger Things, Dungeons and Dragons, the game has become super mainstream now.

Speaker: Understood. And I've never played, but I've always wanted to play because I've seen it played on like the Big Bang Theory and Stranger Things. I'm like, I'd be kind of into this. I think it'd be fun, but I'm not going to, I'm not going to wrap my whole life around it. What do you think about the Blue Beetle movie trailer? I have not seen it. I did. I did start to look at it, but I got distracted from something else. My son, my oldest,

Speaker: I think he's kind of hyped about it. Yeah. I think we're going to do it good. It looks like they're going to do it good from what I saw. Um, I will emphasize that there is a lot of Hispanic people and I will say Hispanic. I don't want to say Latin American. If all of us are slang, I apologize, but Latino Latino and Latino Latino. I'm going to go with that. The Latina has got Latino heritage to it. So DC is doing, you see a model of doing the demographics across the world. I'm going to give them that.

Speaker: I did catch that more than anything, but it'll be okay. Did you catch the other trailer that came out this past week for Barbie? Let me go put these damn macaroni shells in the water. I'm telling you. I'm not doing this. Right. Gossel, pack me up, dude. I don't want to hear it. What was wrong with Richard Rich movie? I liked it.

Speaker: You're never going to know till you've met them. Well, I have a question for you, Tony. Go. And I saw this on TikTok and this guy did his research. How far is the farthest point from any McDonald's you can be from the United States, any McDonald's in the continental United States? What is the farthest point? How far is the farthest point from any McDonald's

Speaker: where you are right now, you are X amount of miles from a McDonald's right now. Maybe two. Okay, what is the farthest you can get away from any McDonald's? And I have the answer. I'll say 50 miles. I was actually thinking the same thing, but it's actually 150. It is actually in Nevada, they call it the McFurthist.

Speaker: And it is, and let me go ahead and fast forward the video and I'll tell you where it is. It is in Warm Springs, Nevada. It's in the middle of Nevada. And there are the closest three McDonald's are to it. I'm sorry, are 120 miles away.

Speaker: So, you're never more than 120 miles away from McDonald's in the United States. And they have in this video. Go ahead, Jeff. I'm not going to pause the video. This is and I apologize for the pause button. That is every McDonald's in the United States. That's a damn shame. You know that, right?

Speaker: Now, have you seen the movie? Some of the one that had Michael Keaton in it. Did you see that? The one that had Michael Keaton. It's the founder. It's basically how it became a chain. Yeah. Michael Keaton's character is the reason why there's that many McDonald's.

Speaker: Yes, it is. I thought that was fucking crazy. Never more than a hundred percent. How is my audio? It's just insane. You're good. Chris Sadie, how do I sound? Does it sound worse? Does it sound okay? Thank you. Because I got Jason T. in the background. He's telling me to go on this. But I saw that. That was a hell of a movie. That was cold -blooded. It was cold -blooded. Oh, a hundred percent. Well, you've heard of the Salvation Army, right?

Speaker: Okay, did you know it is no longer technically called the Salvation Army? I did not. It is actually the Joan and John Croc Salvation Army because when John Croc died, he left his money to his wife, the founder of McDonald's,

Speaker: Ray, sorry, it is Ray. Ray and Joan, because he left his wife for this other chick in the movie, and that's true. And when he died, he left all his money to her and she donated all of it to the Salvation Army. So it's now the... I knew this son of a bitch wasn't gonna be long. I knew he wasn't gonna be long.

Speaker: Oh, scary ass. He booted you already. Ah, young beauty, you son of a bitch. As he's loading, he's like starting his computer up and getting on as possible. That's hilarious. There is nowhere in the hell

Speaker: You too sorry ass excuse. There is no way in the hell you want to talk. You too sorry ass excuse. I cast those wannabes. It's the Jeff and Tony taker for the co -votions. No, we never said that. You goofy motherfuckers couldn't do 15 minutes without talking about fast food or movies.

Speaker: Can I say something? Did you know that no matter where you are anywhere, within two minutes of you.

Speaker: Let's talk about movies now, everybody. Blake, you know what we did in 15 years? You know what we did in 15 years? We did not laugh at our own jokes the whole time. Well, nobody laughs at your jokes. So at least you're going with the crowd. Nobody laughs at your jokes either. You laugh at yourself more than anybody else laughs at you. No. People enjoy me, and they enjoy my sense of humor.

Speaker: The only people in your job, oh wait, that's nobody, nevermind. I have a question for you. Do you know what to do if she starts choking? It's not my problem if she starts choking. Yeah.

Speaker: It sounds like she's leaving. So it's somebody else's problem. You're stupid. Really? You said, I got friends. And I said, what are you talking about? So I'm assuming you found somebody to give you a ride somewhere. Are they in low places? He's about to be. I told you guys to hold off on starting the show for a particular reason.

Speaker: Well, actually, I didn't hear all the messages because I was driving back when I saw y 'all's messages. And I had Jason with me. I was like, let me go ahead and do this now. I said, you know, he's out with Nicky. Let him go ahead and have some food. We'll do it. We went out day drinking with a friend of hers. We had every intention on coming back here tonight. But somebody decided to drink an entire bottle of tequila and half a bottle of vodka and not eat anything today. I don't do it.

Speaker: So we'll do it. And let me know when she starts calling some dinosaurs. I mean, her own family was telling me to bring her home. They didn't even want to hang out with her. You wanted to hang out with me? Sounds like your family. I don't hang out with my family. I choose not to hang out with my family. So speaking of my family, my cousin wants to come on the show.

Speaker: I said, yeah, I don't know if that's a good idea. Honest question, why not? Tell bad stories about me. You shouldn't have any of that be told in the first place. Not bad stories. Embarrassing stories. Childhood stories. Yeah, fun to understand that.

Speaker: Um but no, there there might be a couple people joining us tonight. I'm fine. Get him. Get him. So, get him. Uh I can't wait to see the invites are set but uh so so what movies are you guys talking about? Talk about Mario. Yeah, it's a Jason to go see Super Mario Bros and I was telling him I was recommending that to him. Oh, that's right. It's Mario.

Speaker: I've never heard it pronounced Mario. Well, it's because you're not Italian. And it's also because I'm not from New York, Ohio. Italian pronunciation is Mario. I've never been told that. It's a B, Mario. I've never been told that. You take advice from Japanese guys who create an Italian plumber. And then people call this stereotype, I've never met an Italian plumber, I'm sorry.

Speaker: I don't think I have. Well, no, I don't even say that. There were a lot of Italians that were in the in the public business and construction business and stuff like that. I mean, plumbing specific. I mean, they could have had plumbing shops. Yeah. Well, no, I you know what? I sorry. I do take that back in the movie.

Speaker: that's the only other plumber that would be Italian that I have to think. She's so drunk and loud at me. I heard she said while you're recording audio yelling at us, she's like, I've been

Speaker: She was just, she was like, just leave me in my hands. I'll walk home. Her aunt lives on the complete opposite end of town. I was like, get your drunk ass out of the fucking car. Her cousin was telling her to take her drunk ass home. I was just standing there like, here we go. What's up, Rick? Here we go.

Speaker: Shout out to random Rick reviews. I ran with him the other night. Talking shit about our starting five. No, he had his own starting five. Talking shit about our starting five that he stole from us. Did he steal from us?

Speaker: He actually refers the hell out of your shoulder the whole time. I mean, some say steal, some say stole, some say stolen. It's called an Omaha. I call it appropriation. It's nonsensical nonsense appropriation. Biggest thing to have, biggest around the frequency. I had a good conversation with those guys the other night. We had fun. We had fun for real. We had fun.

Speaker: I think me and RTF gonna get together on a couple of broadcasts soon, which is gonna be available in the open as well. Last thing you'll need is more broadcast, right? Click, click, click, click, click. Someone had to make it better. I don't know if I would say that you made it better. I mean, you're just like.

Speaker: talking about video games and your guys just stop fives wouldn't wouldn't stand a chance against stars, but that's okay. I appreciate the I appreciate it. What video games are they saying top five from what what all five Zeldas or one? I don't know. I'm just I'm just.

Speaker: I'm just teasing. They did a, I'm just teasing right now, Rick, by the way. They did a starting five movie video games that got turned into movies. Oh, okay. Yeah, I think we did do that.

Speaker: And I just, I added my little two cents and I was like, man, you guys, that was the best video game movie ever. Top five within the last, last five seconds on life support compared to one hour, one of ours. Good Lord. Well, have a rather frequency. They do like us. They got their own choices, which makes it always more interesting. They just, they just, they just ain't all honesty rate of Rick reviews. They do a starting five, but they just kind of put it out there and then they conversate about it where

Speaker: got kind of turned into a competition thing between the three of us. And you said that on the show too. Even though I tried to get away from the competition part because there is no competition when it comes to the new flesh. Because you do the math. I don't. Thank you. Because you two, obviously you two can't add. I don't know. I never, I never claimed I could add. You can't. Oh, no, no, no. I've never seen the numbers before. I've never been able to add. I know this.

Speaker: I can't say that I do the numbers when it's on social media. It's racist two plus two to equal four. It's actually true that there was a argument about it a couple of weeks ago on which racist it's considered racist. Math is considered racist by the non right.

Speaker: So 2 plus 2, equaling 4, is technically considered racist. For the one time in my life, I was like, yeah, that's enough internet for me today. My question is, what is the alternative to 2 plus 2? How is math racist?

Speaker: I'm not I'm not saying math is racist. I'm saying it's not like it's not like they were like two Johnny's plus two Jerome's equal four Johnny's. Don't make no sense to me. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I have the video.

Speaker: That's what people want nowadays in 2023. Remember all the marches and all the protests about segregation and division? Now they want that today. So what they're saying is that math is racist because it doesn't allow for a second opinion.

Speaker: Well, there is no second opinion. That's what I said. Two plus two, it's four. I don't care how you spin it. The problem is they can't argue it. That's why it's racist. That's like, that's like there's, if I take a match and I throw it into a glass of glass of gasoline, there's no other outcome. I won't let it catch you on fire.

Speaker: Oh no, I 100 % agree. I'm just, I'm going to send you the video right now and it's on your TikTok right now. Well, that's what you're, you're just assuming that they have jobs, random Rick. Agreed. I mean, we've seen, we've seen the species of protesters, but you know, most of them are unemployed living in money. Oh boy, smokers in the house. What's good, bro?

Speaker: I just can't believe that they actually had jobs. One, two, one, two. What's up fellows? What's up? What's up people that you don't like?

Speaker: I walked into Jesus. Sorry. What's going on, man? How you doing, brother?

Speaker: I remember T. Roni was like, you don't know me? You're supposed to know me if you have a sort of show. You don't know me? It's my first time here. Sorry, lady. It's like my first time there, first time I've caught the broadcast. Of course I don't know who you are. I don't smoke because he's been on our show. I don't spend 24 hours a day on social media.

Speaker: All you need to do is, you know, look Tony calling bullshit. Tony just called bullshit on me. I saw that. There's the fuck you do. It's been 24 hours. Yeah, I was going to say, you know, it's limited limited. I'm from New York. Right. We're in the building. What's good? We spend more time on social media in a day than I do in an entire week.

Speaker: This is a dishwasher. I'll give you two minutes. No limit. I got to come in calling my man out like, nah, I'm going to call you out, Tony D. This guy was in such a hurry to start the show. Like, oh, come on. We've got to start. What do you want to start the show for so everybody can watch you bang around in your kitchen? I'm waiting for your kitchen until the show starts, guys. We've got to start the show now.

Speaker: I find that hard to believe.

Speaker: I want to defend my point of me being on social media all day. Yes, I do watch TikTok after work, but I watch like maybe 15, 20 minutes and then I start watching a movie and then when the boring part of the movie comes in, I start watching TikTok again. You must not be working because you send me videos on TikTok all day long. I watch the news on Facebook and

Speaker: at work but that's about it. I can't get the news on regular TV here.

Speaker: Unless I want to watch Mexican news But I have a smoke. I have a question for you. You're a football God dammit. All right, go ahead I watched the movie and and I know these two are gonna give me shit about it, but I watched the movie in Vincent today I didn't see that movie

Speaker: One with Mark Wahlberg, it's the story of Vince Papalli. And my question is this. Now, Tony and myself and Chris are, and yourself included, we are well older than Vince Papalli was when he started to play for the Eagles. But this dude went from bartending and school teaching right into

Speaker: proving himself as a player. Could you in your normal state right now, if you found out tomorrow was a tryout in the NFL, could you realistically end up in the NFL? Am I age right now? Correct.

Speaker: hell **** No. I I I don't know. I don't think I need anything to do with it but I think my physical well -being has a lot to do with it. That's what it is. It's it's that my uh I have a bum knee right now and the bum is playing football when I was a kid. I mean, I can probably get in as the Nigel Gruff.

Speaker: I can't. I haven't worked out in years. I mean, it's been, it's been maybe two years since I've actually hit the weights. Right. I couldn't pull it off. I couldn't pull it off. I don't know how he was 30 years old.

Speaker: At 30, I could have pulled it off. I could have pulled it off at 30. I may have been too slow for the position because like I used to, um, my receiver was, uh, my thing, like when I was younger. So like, I definitely would have been too slow for that. I would have been too slow for that. You know what I mean? At 30, I would definitely have lost the step, but I was still playing basketball.

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: Steve, what's going on? Look, you ain't shit. I have a technical difficulties. You're just being asshole. He wouldn't leave me in my aunt's house. How are you going to talk about it's like three blocks.

Speaker: you're doing. Thank you for being here. Yeah, it's it's three blocks in the country, Jeff. No, it's Grove City. I could have walked it in three blocks. It's three country blocks. Three country blocks is like 30 miles. Yeah. It's not 30 miles. It's a it's almost 10 minute drive. It is not. I'm not. Are you on track? You are on

Speaker: I think more like cheap beers in cigars. Milk don't even start to shed. This motherfucker. Thank you.

Speaker: I love you too. No, you don't. Yes, I do. No, you don't. If you loved her, you're going to left her at the bar. I should have left her on the fire. If he loved me, he would have left me there with my friend. Oh, you know what? Friends. You know what? I also had to drag her out of the front seat of my car because she thought she was driving us back from the bar.

Speaker: She almost got thrown into the back seat like a cop car and she might have accidentally smacked her head on that on the roof of the door. Well, just remember anything can become a DUI stop if you run into it. I'm going to catch a cane. You stretch your face. Nicki behave. I don't want to behave too many. I hear it. I hear it. I hear it. You set yourself up.

Speaker: Oh, hell yeah. This motherfucker thinks he's going to end up in fucking Mexico. I got space, dude. I got space. Folks said he's coming down into summertime. So, you know, the three of us just tear this down up.

Speaker: Well, you know what, now that you've given me an alibi when you fall down the stairs later because you're freaking drunker than chit and I'm gonna be like, I don't know. She said she was going to the bathroom and I woke up. I heard a sound. I heard her mom and dad's house and she was at the bottom of the stairs.

Speaker: It's all like the last episode of Ghost. Shut up, Jeff. I see that look. Shut up, Jeff. Hey, we was doing the podcast all night. I don't know what happened. I might be drunk. I might be drunk on tequila, but it's OK. Might be is not the question. 100 % is drunk is the answer. She said she said at her aunt's house, she said

Speaker: She said, why is this so bright outside my nose? Those were her exact words. I'm going to go ahead and say you're never going to pass Fields Friday test. And everybody at her aunt's house all stopped and we were going to look at her and went, what did you just say? You know, you know, you see what she deals with when you're drunk. This is what you do.

Speaker: agreed. Tony agreed. Yes. That's what this is. This is what she deals with when you're drunk. Yes. This is my. No, I'm not. No, not like this. No, I am not. I know. I come home from work and you are fourteen beers deep in a pocket. Thank you.

Speaker: Thank you. Bring me another beer, please. Bring me some more beers. Bring me some more beers. That is never happened where you come home and I've been 14. Yes, 14. He drinks 14 a night. Every episode, he's drinking 14 beers. I don't drink 14 beers every night. That's late. How many times do you keep telling me you already had 12 beers? On Saturdays. Two more for me. On Sundays, I have, or on Mondays and Wednesdays, I have 16 beers.

Speaker: Wilbur!

Speaker: the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the

Speaker: I had to sit back and I was watching that Big Daddy Kane care versus one versus again. We are crazy though. I know. We are crazy. I meant that today to somebody else. It's weird. Excuse me, right? She's a little drunk. It's really weird. It's all good.

Speaker: Yo, that was I was laughing my ass off of that episode. You still have it available on your platform. You didn't say that. The Sony's joint. Okay. Some people put garden gnomes in their front yard. I put drunk chicks on a porch in my front yard.

Speaker: Don't be mad if she don't come back. She'll just hang out. 14 beers of chili. 14 beers of chili. How are you going to sit down? Hey, little man. Hey, little man.

Speaker: You gotta watch some of that. I watched a couple of the ones that's still up on the episode that you did. I watched that one. I watched on how how how high two and brother Shannon had us dying up there. Brother Shannon. Say cheese. Cheese. Extra cheese and pepperoni.

Speaker: I'll get you a plate. Hang on. Pepperoni Asian cheese and um what else you guys like from the pizza? Whatever else. I don't know. Ham pineapple. I don't do pineapple. It's like a place in health. Pizza and don't fruit the beer. Oh, fruit the beer.

Speaker: The 10 Haps commandments came up to I was like, oh my god. Oh, yeah. We got some man. I don't care what nobody says. We have some classic episodes of Haps. Anybody who don't want to do replays, man. I mean, I may do a replay tomorrow because I may have to do Family Guy for the holidays. So I don't really know if I'm going to get a chance to pop tomorrow. I was going to maybe do like a late night smoke tonight, maybe just to switch up the game, but I didn't even put out a

Speaker: what's the name to get, you know, driving. Yeah. I gotta put something together myself. Um, I'm working on something for next month because what's today? The eighth by three years ago, it was 11. It was 11 months since half shut down. The next month's going to be a year since shut down. I was going to do a recap.

Speaker: Do you have editing software? Do you edit? You just pull them up live. You just pull them up live. I pull them up live. What I'm gonna start doing, I can save it. You see, I can pull them up live and just do the shared screen. That's what I did on a couple of them.

Speaker: Bad boys, perhaps I did, uh, ladies, perhaps did a reminiscent of all the good times I had on. I did all that craziness, but I tried to find the videos. I don't save them because you start saving on the videos and message your computer. That's why we never save. If you edit this software.

Speaker: what you would do is you save the video. I got 20. You take a clip of it and then you dump the rest. Yup. Like say if you, if you, you know, if you have to download say a half hour episode just to take a two minute clip out of the shit. You just download, take your two minutes out and just dump the rest off of your thing. I use a video editor for when I do videos for the show called New Cut. There you go. And it's, it's on my phone. The, the, like the, the.

Speaker: No, the ones we play in the brand. You know, like the nerd and all that shit. I've made all those videos on the fly on Youcut. It's super simple. And you can do it on your phone. Right. Oh, really? Oh, okay. Yeah. Hit me up on Snapchat or something, Smoke. I'll send you a link.

Speaker: That's crazy. Really, for real. Each one does a different thing. Because I wanted to start editing videos. And I was learning on like a junior version of ProCut. A junior version. So that's kind of what I wanted. Well, you cuts free. You cuts free. And I have one that just does audio. Like when I made. I need video in audio. I need. I need to. What'd you say about Champlain, Amrit?

Speaker: Oh, wow.

Speaker: I really hate that shit

Speaker: I really hate that shit. That video I used, I used an app that really removes the background and replaces the hit. I actually delete that video. I guess it's popped on YouTube. I'm glad. Okay. I'll be right back. Oh, I got that one taken care of. Some of these videos get us popped on YouTube. Yeah, I saw that. You get all those what's the names like you're being. Oh, shit.

Speaker: they'll they'll uh trademark songs music music you mean yeah like the music yeah copyright strike yeah copyright they're not strikes but they'll they'll either partially or totally take our video down and then i have to go through and you didn't edit it seriously because youtube is slow they make it very easy to edit it but you go back into the studio you just take a day to get a video put back up

Speaker: and there's a bunch of them on there because you have to trim it out. It trims out pretty quick, but then YouTube has to have their people look at it and compartment is taken out and then they put it back up for public view.

Speaker: and also just for the record y 'all. YouTube is going back looking over old videos and claiming on them too. Oh, they're doing it on my Facebook. They're going to own like the ones I did last year. They gave me a 2021 thing. They said, November 2021, you had a copyright claim. I'm like, yes. Yeah. Like, like, really? Yeah, they're going back because I'm pulling, I'm I'm pulling through on the things episodes and I'm trying to fix episodes. Um,

Speaker: that, uh, that have that copyright shit on it. And, uh, but Spotify is starting to do it too on episodes. Yeah. So you have to fill out this whole form, but they'll let, they'll let it slide as long as it's like in parody form or whatever, which is a lot of what ours is, is us just doing parodies. I think it was like Memorial Day or something. Tony and I did a show by ourselves.

Speaker: then I played some music and they fucking kicked us in the dick hardcore. Yeah, you can forget about that, dude. I wonder if they're going to mess with our karaoke episode. So far, they're going to get everything. They're going to get everything. So far, I think that's because we were saying karaoke is different. Maybe karaoke may be different. If you if you sung shitty enough, it may be as this is what we're mirrors is a rendition of.

Speaker: I did spoken word and Tony, Tony got all but heard about it. It was a spoken word. It's bullshit. Don't do that. You gotta cook it. You don't need it. I say, do I need to do it again, Tony? I don't like both of y 'all for this. Who? Who? How do the police? Who? Who? That's the sound of the

Speaker: smoke. If I if I if I play the tequila song and I say the tequila part, is that not karaoke? That's not karaoke. It's karaoke. It's karaoke. I'm doing it.

Speaker: Must be a skin I'm sinking in. Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, that was me singing.

Speaker: Hey, dude, just feeling popcorn down your arm. I got lost. I got lost. I was trying to focus on it, but I couldn't really see what happened because I didn't have it on full screen. Like that little piece right there, but don't show it again. Hey, boys. Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at?

Speaker: And he had the authority to say that because he did have a badge on as well as many times if I seen that clip I just realized he had a badge on also. Did you guys realize that? Yeah, he was a sheriff. I didn't know that. Dude, I had no idea. The town didn't like him because he was the first black.

Speaker: I never knew where that came from. The whole scene where he shows up, they roll down a sign that says, welcome Sheriff. And the sign rolls back up.

Speaker: You guys never play that part. I only see the, uh, hey, guys, you know, I only saw that part, but I don't know the first time that I've actually noticed that he had a badge on, obviously. And I don't really, you know, I just take the comedy aspect of it. I didn't really analyze the picture this time. I was close enough to be like, oh, shit.

Speaker: You gotta move your own law enforcement. You gotta watch that movie and pay attention all the way through. That movie's hilarious. What's the name of that movie, man? Blazing Saddles. Blazing Saddles. That's a very classic movie. They're a new story. Don't let them go. They're darker than us. Very old movie. That dude said that I was like, oh my god.

Speaker: It's surrounded by Native Americans and Native Americans are like, oh, we got to let them go. They're dark and nuts. I fucking lost. They went hard in that movie. And Richard Pryor was a co -writer.

Speaker: Yeah, because because once upon a time jokes jokes were funny and jokes didn't hurt people's feelings because people want a bunch of oversensitive pussies. So it was okay to have fun and laugh at goofy ass shit. Robin Williams at the there's so many movies from back in the day that wouldn't fly. I watched the other day. Yeah, a lot of stuff.

Speaker: I mean, shit, there's probably like National Lampoon's, let's be honest. The original National Lampoon's movies, those probably wouldn't fly today.

Speaker: Couldn't fly today anything prior to 2010 couldn't fly today No, well Kevin and I watched the ugly dash out It's an old Disney movie starring Dean Jones from 1977 and literally they had a warning that there was stereotypes in it

Speaker: All Disney shows have warnings and shit now. No, but this one's like, it's like the movie will start in five seconds. They do that on all old Disney stuff. They do that on the Muppets. Yeah. Now they do it. It wasn't there before, right? Yeah. Now they started doing it last year. I think it was. It went back because Disney went where? Woke? What'd you call it? Disney went woke. Yep. And they're going to go broke. Like another company that lost a hundred million dollars over the week.

Speaker: $100 million is a lot of money. Even if you have a billion dollars, that means you lost one tenth of your money.

Speaker: That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. $90. I hope Bud Light feels good about themselves because now they have a six year old little girl on the on the cans of their Bud Light. So now they're promoting child alcohol abuse.

Speaker: I also see trends on the front page of the newspaper today. We talked about that the other day. Well, that trans person that's on their cans now identifies as a six -year -old little girl. Oh, OK. Because that's on the front page of today's newspaper in New York. So I guess we're late with the trend. But I'm going to blame that on New York. Yeah, I believe that on New York. Yeah, I think about last week that they were putting him on the can, her on the can, whatever it is.

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: that's what happens when you **** with the slippery slope of woke. We're not upset. We're not upset with the fact that a trans person is on there. We're upset that that said trans person. Because it's trendy. You know, this

Speaker: You know what? I'm going to identify. And you know what? The contract with Nike states that Kishi will be showing off their new sports bras and leggings. Well, you know what it is, is this. Think about it though, because like I just had this conversation in the store when I was looking at the front page of today's post newspaper. OK, so what I saw is this. When I looked at it.

Speaker: That was in the store. Of course, I was in a predominantly African -American neighborhood looking at this. Right. And I was looking at it and they were like three other men in the store. So we had a man's conversation about this. I said, wowzers, take a look at this.

Speaker: And it was one of the men was West Indian actually from Jamaica because they have very strong opinions like certain black countries have very strong opinions against these things like you can recently see that the in Africa. You know recently they said we're not going to allow this quote unquote rainbow thing in certain areas and right.

Speaker: places, you know, and, uh, countries just looked down as looked at a porn, not as openly as it has been recently looked at here. So we had a conversation about it real quick and I don't want to hog the stage, but real quick. So, you know, a lot of people were offended by this. So when my question is this, when people that are transgender, okay, or rainbow community are offended by certain things,

Speaker: the

Speaker: less important than I have an answer for you, Tony. I'm offended by some some of the actions and some of the you know, some of the things that this represents. So I have an answer for you. But why is it why is it not important when I'm offended? And I have an answer. But not for me.

Speaker: OK, here you go. Basically, here's the problem is, is the woke culture for a while is so strong. No, they were so strong that they could cancel people.

Speaker: Well, this Bud Light thing, and this is my belief, it's the straw that broke the camel's back. It blows up in your face. Exactly. It's too much in your face. That's not Bud Light's demographic. Bud Light's demographic are right there. No, they're right there. No, it's just this. Yes. I don't go up into your neighborhood smoke with Bud Light because

Speaker: Yeah, it's probably, yeah. Well, actually, I live with the rich blacks, so it's different. I'm joking. So you pretty much gotta say that a Negro demographic is more like a malt liquor type of thing. Exactly. Thank you. Thank you.

Speaker: Yeah. And the numbers don't lie. I'm not going to. Right. I'm not here cooning, but I'm going to be honest. The numbers don't lie. So. Right. So it's it's the demographic for Bud Light and Anzheiser Bush in general is that. Toby, what's good? How you doing? Toby in the house. How you doing?

Speaker: this is one of the

Speaker: Yeah, you put some clown on your hand to support to to Speak for the trans community and it's somebody who's pretending And now they're pretending that they're a six -year -old girl So what you did is you put somebody with mental disabilities on your can to say you support the trans community If they put nick on the can I would not be offended i'd be like I get it

Speaker: because Nick is a trans person. But not only that, but the same person that is on Bud Light now has a deal with Nike to sell sports brawls and tampons to sell tampons.

Speaker: What I mean so so basically with their their sports bras that Nike song, if you want to know again what what it looks like to have no chest. No boobs and wear a sports bra there's your spokesperson.

Speaker: That's so crazy. Look at what the review says. It says the thing that they only make up seven percent of the population. They allowed and I mean, and the media agenda pushes them. So everyone goes to them. So if we don't give them attention,

Speaker: that they will die out and die out media -wise is what they're saying. Yes, it is true. There's only seven percent of trans people on the planet. The whole thing is you can't push something that's not normal, right? And no offense. And click I understand, you know, but no offense. I'm just, you know, just putting up there, right? Because like everybody has different opinions, right?

Speaker: And we respect everybody's opinion, right? So whether you're a minority or a majority, OK? But what happens is the media is what's messing everything up between the relationship between people. And it's the same thing with black and white, OK? Because what they do is they'll put certain things out there. Not saying in this particular instance that, but because you never know if you can have somebody endorse a product that just loses their mind the next day goes crazy.

Speaker: So it's like today, you know what I mean? You can't blame blood for that because even if you have a, like for most jobs, you'll have a psychic evaluation, like for a police job or something like that, a psychiatric evaluation. I don't think that the psychiatric evaluation to people that are, you know, the higher ups in the office of Bud Light did not know this was happening.

Speaker: It is terrorism thing. We're not getting our way. So we're going to throw a temper tantrum. I saw video the other day, this guy, he's a very religious guy from Africa and his religion says he cannot shake hands with the woman. So she's talking to this lady and she's like, hi America. And, and he said, Oh, I can't shake your hand. She's like, well, I can't talk to you then. He says, well, that's the problem because you can't have your way. You automatically don't want to talk to them.

Speaker: the biggest problem in the world is you know people that are of this woke persuasion they they if you they can't have their way they're like fuck you you're you're you're racist or you're homophobic or whatever and it's handsome well hey let me let me let me ask let me ask you a let me ask you a question smoke would you date a trans woman no

Speaker: You're the one that liked it either you guys homophobe or what's his name?

Speaker: the the

Speaker: you were you're trans. No, I'm sorry. I don't do that. They instantly label you as transphobic. No, I just don't like dick. I'm sorry. Yeah, I got my own. She's like my own junk. I'm 13. I don't need to play with yours. You know, my own junk, dude. It's my dingaling. You know, what are we going to do? Have like saber fights? Yeah, you are not my father.

Speaker: Docking is actually when you put your boat into a dock. So that's the ideology that they're having is that if you say that you wouldn't date a trans person or that you're automatically homophobic, no, I just have no interest. It's like saying I won't date a 300 pound bitch because I want to actually be able to run.

Speaker: You're fat phobic. No, it's just not my preference. Like respect away from your own personal. This, my thing is this, you can't label me as something because I'm not with it. You understand what I'm saying? It's just like, for example, would you date a black guy, white lady?

Speaker: I'm not into that. Like, what's the problem? Respect my respect my personal. Oh, nothing. You know what I'm saying? I'm good. Okay, Tony. I'm good. I'm good. This is racial. This is racial.

Speaker: I've said pretty shit. It should have got me canceled already. This is race. Yeah, there you go. You got to mix up. Make it look like Hollywood Squares. One black diagonal. It's not usually racial now. It's a bottom. So we usually keep him on the bottom anyways. You got to keep me on my face. You got to put me down lower. If you can say the white man is keeping you down. Yes, yes.

Speaker: I can always the white man's fault. Tony D's up top with me too, damn it. Let's see the white man's fault. Put me in the top because I'm cooling. Put Tony D on the bottom. Here's the caveat to the whole thing. You won't stand up for me. I put my defense attorney up top now. This council is on top. Here's the thing. So as a white man, as a man that will not create a trans person,

Speaker: You're a Mexican white guy. I don't know. But here's the thing. The question was a rise. What smoke would you get a white chance? Jeff, I got a question for you. How many since you've been in Cancun, how many trans women have you accidentally been with?

Speaker: that wasn't the street answers there

Speaker: the the the the

Speaker: Mexican accent. I identify as a lesbian because I would be I would be freaking God's given the women if I was light skinned with a Hispanic accent at six two and a beard. Well, we already have this conversation. We're going to switch roles for a week and I was like, oh, I got this plan done. It's like, I'll work out for him being black.

Speaker: Yo, man, let me tell you, it's like Chris Rock said, like, you know, it's crazy. Like, you know, he said, hey, man, would you be a poor white guy? Would you wish racist with a black guy?

Speaker: We say, no, I'm going to just ride this white thing out like I could. You know, it was the joke was something like that. Like, would you, would a poor white guy switch places with a rich black guy? And he's like, no, I'm going to ride this white thing out. Well, you fucked up because we're having a great time. And if I was rich, I would really be having a great time. So it depends on the experience that you get. You don't understand. So like, it would be like, you know, the poor white, the poor black guy.

Speaker: would you switch with the rich white guy? He'd be like, hell yeah. I'm here for the money. I ain't here for anything else. Rich black and white folks don't have this conversation.

Speaker: No, because they don't see it that way. Because they don't have to. They're in that social status. We don't have to have this. Exactly. Exactly. Because it doesn't affect you unless you go online and say something stupid. Exactly. Well, if you're not famous, it doesn't matter. You can be rich. But not necessarily. I saw a bunch of Karens get canceled because they were quarter court races.

Speaker: but I'm playing because you know, you right guys when you're getting away with so much for so long. Like it's time to hold you fuckers accountable for something good. Just going to cancel you and fuck your money up. I'm jealous. Hater drinking that hater. It has to be born this way. Hey man.

Speaker: Me neither, and I'm glad I was. I just wanted to have a run. I've been able to pull off the same shit if I was a white guy when I look back in my life. You got to be different. What do you got there? Smoke, you've got to be 100 % get away with the shit that I've done in my life.

Speaker: You grew up around Negroes We was all getting away with the same So wait, I have a question to smokes question because I have an answer is that a conventional is that is that starting now or or immediate family because

Speaker: When I moved down here, I basically lost contact with everybody I care about. I mean, I'd do it if it didn't include my kids. That's what I'm saying. I wouldn't do it.

Speaker: But I don't ask Chris Rock. He was the originator of this. I'm just like messenger. I mean, I'm the messenger, not the message. I don't know. I don't know. I could buy a new family. I'm just saying we've all we've all seen for the messenger smoke. Yeah, it's usually what happens, right? Where did you get this message from?

Speaker: Well, fuck it. He's so far away. Let's fuck you up. You are. Let's kill him.

Speaker: Starting now. Yeah, I wouldn't take the money. Oh, no. Just because. Just because of my kids. No. Yeah. You know, the shit we do. We eat shit. We already did. Man, we passed the halfway spark of life already. Fuck that. I couldn't because the world, the world ain't shit that much. My family has treated me better than the world has treated me.

Speaker: that the

Speaker: You just got money in your board and you got up and it's just some goofy shit. I don't even know who the fuck you know. You've been on the Wheaties. You did it all. You've been on Wheaties. Now, you want to switch to Vogue. I don't know. It is what it is. I mean, listen, I can't. Hey, that's the one of the year recipient. You gotta put some respect on Caitlin's name. Yeah, that's the one of the year. I've been a woman a body year and I already beat every other woman on the planet. I'm just saying.

Speaker: Depends on your definition, but that's, you know, everybody has their own magazine. I mean, said woman motherfucker told everybody, you got your jokes. Go ahead and say it. I can take it. I said, damn, if I was in Galen Jenner's position, I'd say the same thing. Well, Caitlyn Jenner's also, you'd be bent over a couch. I'm joking.

Speaker: Yeah, Caitlyn Jenner sometimes drives me into that. Remember that video that came out several years back from GameStop where that dude was like, damn. That's how Caitlyn Jenner was like super defensive and always looking for a fight. Always threatening people and talking shit. Like, bro, look, first and foremost. Because you ain't going to beat Caitlyn with this. First and foremost, if you and Caitlyn Jenner want to pop off and talk shit to me, yeah, I will break your jaw.

Speaker: That's pretty good. That was pretty good, actually. That was pretty good.

Speaker: Look, you're gonna get fucked up. You know what I'm saying? But what if they say you assaulted a woman? You're fucked, Glick. No, I identify as a hate. It's 2023, and we're all equal. Yeah. Equal right, equal right. These hands are equal opportunity. Left hand and left right hand. These hands and these boots support equality.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: But I have it. I don't I don't endorse hitting women, but I damn sure do a self -defense. Fuck the bullshit. I endorse, um, I don't know. Defend in yourself. I don't care who you are. But just in case if Caitlin wants to go with a couple of rounds with you, that'd be pretty good paper. I'm climbing the ring. I'm climbing the ring. Put the gloves on. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: the the the the the the the

Speaker: I wasn't going to say docile but but more I guess I don't give a fuck say what you want to know I guess with the with the climate that we're talking about she's more political she's more uh you know if she's mad at somebody she'd rather sit down and

Speaker: Talking out conversation where before she was like, you know, let's just calm down. All right, stop. It's a lot of harassment. Well, maybe the manager, maybe it is a public publicist or a manager or somebody to say, hey, man, you got it. You know what I mean?

Speaker: the the

Speaker: And then you get mad because people are in your business. That's like those assholes who put all their business on social media is one of them. My broker is one of them will put all their business on social media and they get mad when somebody comments and be like, stay out of my business. It's none of your business, your business out there for the entire world to see. And if we want to comment on it, well, then we're going to comment on it.

Speaker: Because what happens if you like it, it's all yeah, but if you don't like it, it's like what do you mean? You know I need attention The people coming up sometimes they get mad at us sometimes but That's the game That's the name of the game, but be prepared Yeah, but we don't put stuff on this show that we don't know that eventually we're gonna get flack -filled

Speaker: Yeah, like, yeah, obviously. Yeah. Yeah. It was like, like, yeah. Chris talks about his little weird talks about the fact that Tony's a serious homophobe and, and, and, but we know this. I did. I did.

Speaker: This is opinion based radio. My point is is if you put something out there and then somebody makes a negative comment about it, that's on you. How are you going to say that? How are you going to say that about Tony D? His favorite toy is a mochi cheese and we already know what a mochi cheese is. That's you're never going to let that down. That's your funeral is going to be like 700 mochi cheese.

Speaker: I already got people, I already got people waiting in y 'all show up. They're gonna be his, they're gonna be his. They're not gonna stop us when we show up with an army of mochi cheese. They're gonna beat y 'all ass, they're gonna beat y 'all ass with shirt tails and biscuits, scoop it up. They're gonna beat y 'all ass with shirt tails and biscuits. We're gonna have a mariachi band in the background playing, I don't know. Not the mariachi. Sorry, my snork's got my back, Tony. I'm gonna have, I'm gonna have six barbers waiting on Blick.

Speaker: And listen, I'm gonna have six marbles an anesthesiologist to knock his ass out so you gonna wake up one day with the old medieval soldiers used to wear the chain metal Around around my beard Trust

Speaker: No, if you don't put stuff out there that you're afraid of what people are going to say, if you put something out there, you have to be able to take both sides of it.

Speaker: good and the bad. I agree. And if you can't, you should get the **** off social media. Well, you know, the same people, the same people who are making fun of the Trumpsters for being mad at the, but Anheuser -Busch situation were the same people that were getting their panties all up in a bunch and whining and crying and and we're taking beer out of there. I got the video. Their bars when Yingling America's oldest beer company, Yingling, stood up and said that they supported Trump.

Speaker: Yeah. Yingling was like the equivalent of Sam Adams. It was very rich. Okay. You're going to get flagged. Yeah.

Speaker: I get it. We get it. Yeah, we get it. But no, you know, I don't you know, it's not a bad beer. I don't think it's as thick and heavy as Sam. I heard of it. No, no, it's a poor man's version. It's lighter. It's a lighter. Regular light is what I would. That's not what I based it on. Yeah, I could let me in that direction. I said, hey, give me the same. I can kind of agree with that smoke, but a light, a light version of it.

Speaker: But give me your input. Give me an input. What do you think as a beer or a sore as in the beer? But I mean, England's been around longer than Sam Adams. Copy. Hasn't really. So I don't know. Mm hmm. Yingling is is America's oldest beer brewery up again. Randall Rick says I like it better than saying that, Sam Adams. I personally like it better than Sam Adams, too. Not all the Yingling flavors.

Speaker: And and and so, you know, to to validate smoke, my favorite are the angling lights. I do like the lights over the regulars. But

Speaker: I don't like it. I don't like them dark. I mean, wait, what? I like the regular yingling, which is the dark one. The regular dark one, like the regular one. Should I say, I don't, I don't like, um,

Speaker: I don't like, I don't like dark beer like, like the Guinness. I love the Killians. I like the dark beers. The Killians. I like the, well, stout is something totally different, but like the Killian in red. I like the darker beers. Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't like that because it's like too thick and heavy for me. Like Guinness. You're the thick heavy motherfucker.

Speaker: The size of Bigfoot talking about thick and heavy He's a big motherfucker told me he don't wanna drink heavy beer But it's a big motherfucker drinking light beer like somebody trying to lose with drinking diet coke cut this shit out But it's it's it's it's the preference

Speaker: But as a heavy beer consumer, and I'll go ahead and say that, I consume a lot of beer. I know when I switched over from, because I drank, I was a big Budweiser guy. That's all I drank was Budweiser. When I switched over from Budweiser and started drinking light beer, I know how much of a difference that it made in my weight. I lost a lot of weight.

Speaker: might not drink because less filling stays great. Well, well, and I know how I felt when I drank Budweiser compared to when I drink Miller, like I don't have that bloated feeling. I don't wake up hungover as hell. You know, so, but yeah, you know, there's a big difference in my size since I switched from regular to light beer. Do I like regular beer? Absolutely.

Speaker: but after doing eight to 10 of them shits per sitting. Yeah, but could you imagine doing eight to 10 Budweisers compared to eight to 10 light beers? Yeah, the light is like piss water. Excuse the language. You know the beer I used to drink a lot of? You went across the line saying piss water, so. There's a beer I drank that didn't weigh me down. That was on me.

Speaker: No. Miller High Life. Miller High Life doesn't weigh me down. And that's what good fear to me. I like Miller High Life. I like Miller High Life. What are you doing?

Speaker: She's been cool for the most part for the past few months. She deserved to get a lot together. We both have gotten drunk together several times. She can lie and say she wasn't drunk, but

Speaker: What? Why am I not surprised? There's been there's been many a weekend. A lot. What a conundrum.

Speaker: uh no i mean it's not like this is the first time she's got to cut loose and get drunk since we've been dating no but i'm like she's been busting ass for the couple months past couple months since she started working once yeah she deserved to get lit she deserved to get lit one good time for her i had no problems with it and and and i told her because she was like all right we gotta get where i said don't worry about it we'll start the show late you know yeah

Speaker: Don't worry she did she she was trying to give me shit over time

Speaker: I watched them do at least five shots just at our table. Did she eat though? She ate all day. Five shots of tequila. Yeah. She had like a 24 ounce tumbler that she was drinking Baca water and she had like four of those.

Speaker: OK. She's going to be hungover. If she sleeps, she's going to be sleep for the rest of the night. And don't worry, because you know what, dude? It's you or she. Just forge your signature on that consent firm and rock it out, dude. No, no, no.

Speaker: When she agreed to be my girlfriend, there's a lot of terms and conditions that she agreed to. And like I explained to her today, that's like when we download a new app on our phone or a game and you just agree to it and you don't read all that, but you agree to it, it's legally binding. So she was like, you're out of your day Mike, get out of here. Keep talking woman, see what happens. That was the morning we were getting up because we had to get up and get ready to take showers.

Speaker: Let's let's conserve water. I'm getting in the shower with you. She's like I didn't ask you. I was like send the uh send the uh dating agreement that you agreed to and the binding contract.

Speaker: And if you don't believe me about the agreements and breach of contract, go talk to Stormy Daniels. You know what? There's been a 325 % increase on searches for her name since this. Of course. And on a certain website that she's on. An adult porn site.

Speaker: Yeah, it's called Onlyfans. Tell me. I was trying to be discreet. Oh, I don't know. I thought it was a porn say. What are the Onlyfans ain't ****? Say that again. Was it Onlyfans or XMX? Oh, no. Onlyfans has increased by 326 % on our page. Oh, wow. Good. I wish you could pay that half a million dollars. You gotta pay. I was going to say she needs that money. Well, she's arguing that she's like, I'm not going to **** pay it. She's like, I'm going to go to jail.

Speaker: She's not going to play it. They're not going to bother going to a different, newer platform to see whatever the fuck they're looking for when you get on the older platform and she was in her prime. Agreed. Agreed. One hundred percent. I've said it once I've said before, if I want to see

Speaker: It's not a fucking classic music, not a 6 -4. It doesn't get better with time in this particular instance. We established on Sunday Night Smoke last Sunday

Speaker: she's still not, you know, some people on the panel have described her as a troll that lived under a bridge, but the majority of the panel, she wasn't terrible.

Speaker: not by any stretch. No, she'll still get it. But 20 years ago, she would have really got it is what I'm saying. Yeah, like she's not horrible. I mean, yeah, she's not terrible. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I was just like like I was saying on Sunday Night Smoke. I'm like, hey, baby girl, wait a minute now. We stand both of y 'all in the room together. She's giving you a run. Don't think that you don't think that you special. Don't get it fucked up because I keep it real. I got to give reality checks.

Speaker: out from time to time. I write checks and I write reality checks.

Speaker: Repeat that. Repeat that. We're talking over each other. Go ahead. Stormy Daniels in her heyday at her prime. She's like that. She's like the Kardashian of her time. What was she name? Give her give her in her in her hotness. She was what? Give her your scale. What does she read on your scale on the Jeff? Well, I have a weird scare. I have a weird scale. I don't like overly gorgeous women.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: The older version of someone that was at the top back in her. Yeah, exactly. So here's what's crazy. She's from Ohio, isn't she? I don't know. I know nothing about her. I think she's from Ohio. Seriously. And like I said, she was she was not an unattractive woman.

Speaker: No, she was not. She was not at all. Remember, remember, just like Glicky alluded to, we had this conversation on the Smoke Show last Sunday. Briefly, she's not chopped liver by any stretch of the imagination even today. So, you know, like I was saying, I give reality checks. So there was, you know, somebody in the panel was kind of throwing shade away. And I was like, oh, wait a minute now. She's from Louisiana?

Speaker: She's from Louisiana, Baton Rouge, to be exact. My bad smoke. Oh, damn. No, it's all good, man. I did not know she was from Louisiana. That changes a couple of elements. It don't matter where you're from. It's just how you look right now. I keep getting that where you're from. It's where you're at. You know, she's not looking now for a woman of her age. Exactly. That's what we said. But she's... I'm not going to run across the room and be like, hey, what's up? But I still be like, that's a good looking bitch.

Speaker: You would turn your head to look at her. Yes. It's not like I was. Yeah. But I'm not going to be like, honey, I got to go talk to this. No, I mean, you know, I mean, I'm just saying generally speaking, she's passed a prom like me, for example. Yeah. That's my prime. Right. So if you. When I was younger.

Speaker: You know, it happens, you know, you don't look as good as you did when you were younger, but you can still be in the game. Like she still look, you know, at her age right now, she's for her age. She still look good.

Speaker: that's it, and that's where we are

Speaker: Hey, hey, no backsies. Yeah. Fucking put you up on the phone. Oh, she took it back. She smoked. She took it back. No, no, no. Sorry. You can't take it back. I'm sorry, guys. No, she took it back. I'm just saying she took it in every hole. I'm sure she took it back. I've seen many. I don't know if she took it back. I've seen many. I don't know if she took it back. She took it back. She took it back. She took it back. She took it back. She took it back. She took it back. She took it back. She took it back. She took it back. She took it back. She took it back. She took it back. She took it back. She took it back. She took it back. She took it back. She took it back. She took it back. She took it back. She took it back. She took it back. She took it back. She took it

Speaker: 10 seconds. 10 seconds. I learned that for the next podcast. 10 seconds. 10 seconds but don't push. You're hanging over in Miami. You do too many five second clips. That's going to equal 20 seconds of different **** No but it's it's. We have to collaborate. So, see, apparently, she said that the money to Trump and my thought is does she have it?

Speaker: I'll turn the bell. I'll turn the bell. I'll turn the bell.

Speaker: No, she already gave it back. Who cares? She already gave it back. That's my problem. She still owes $130 ,000 because she doesn't want to pay it. She doesn't want to pay it. She paid the original $130 ,000 in the first place. She said it on her interview. She already paid them on the interview. She could be lying. She got popped with another $123 ,000 for a court cost. Because she signed an NBA and then started talking because she didn't.

Speaker: She, you know, she, there was a breach of contract. She got in trouble. So she had to pay lawyers and court fines and everything else for Donald Trump. Yeah. Well, fuck it. That's the game. And I'm sorry, she signed where the line is dotted. She's fucked. Hey, it is what it is. She won't pay or go to jail or it'll go away.

Speaker: You have to be accountable for these signs for it. That's on you Even if she don't who cares I don't Because you know what people that go back on agreements and then renege on shit. You're bad. So whatever happens I don't care and I don't care if you rebound from being All of that stuff I don't care So how is she?

Speaker: He's no one cares about men. So why should we care about her? Exactly. And at the same time, who suffers from the whole situation? The man.

Speaker: the the the the

Speaker: Uh, Barack Obama received $30 million in campaign funds from an outside the US source. Okay. Council of foreign relations research. And that all came to light while everybody's focusing on what's happening. Let me ask you a question. You got $30 million from outside sources, correct? You said campaign to who?

Speaker: that's

Speaker: And we're learning right now on this podcast. We're going to give you one more. Nobody else do that? Some of the same political shadow groups together as well. Well, here we go. Just like me and you could be running against each other. But this right here wouldn't be a public forum. We'd be behind the scenes hanging out like this. Exactly. But in public, me and you hate each other's guts. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker: I'm just sending you a video now. I will. I want to elaborate on what Jess was saying the council of foreign relations.

Speaker: Look at all the actors and politicians and imagine the people as names aren't listed on there founded 1921 and it is counsel on formulation that counsel of that's what I was gonna ask you was it over on the Perfect example of how politics is so fucked watch the Eddie Murphy movie

Speaker: he said Google it. There are American actors and members of that organization. So he may be legit. There are American members.

Speaker: Absolutely. That's what I've been telling y 'all. Watch that damn movie. I've seen that movie like 300 times. I just re -watched it again. You know, it always comes back to movies with you two. You do realize that those are movies. It comes back to being with you all the time. It's okay. They're not real.

Speaker: No, no. Distinguished gentlemen was telling the truth. Distinguished gentlemen was telling the truth. There is. Okay. Wait. Hold on. Wait. Hold on. I'm going to finish this. The writers take aspects of reality and put them in the storylines of movies. We get it. Correct. And they slowly release the truth. We get it. I get you. Where are you? Two guys who get their news from Wikipedia and TikTok and Facebook. Where do you get your news from? Where do you get your

Speaker: from the source, baby. What source? Who's the source? What is the source? The source. Exactly. The source. It's kinda like when you say they.

Speaker: these sources a very vague name. I will refresh the news. I will reference Wikipedia. I will reference our captain vague calling somebody else vague. The motherfucker who can't put out a goddamn story without saying they people because I don't stay the link exactly when I saw it. I can tell you exactly when I saw it.

Speaker: Do you realize me saying the source was me mocking you and not being serious in any way, shape, or form? That's why you kept on letting me get out there from. And I will watch this on TikTok to research. I will watch this on Facebook and research if I do. I will listen to Wikipedia because Wikipedia references where they got their information from. I can go on Wikipedia and put whatever references I want.

Speaker: when I watch when I watch Wikipedia, man, I have to clarify when I'm not going to I'm not going to shoot on any of the other sources when I say outside of Facebook and Tiktok, but you cannot wait. When I say I watch Facebook for the news.

Speaker: I follow news channels and they replay episodes of the news like Chuck Charles or CNN or

Speaker: that's smoking I don't know what that's supposed to

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: I'm very guilty of checking what's on Microsoft news or Microsoft edge news. I'm very guilty to read a Microsoft edge news a lot. I watch CNN a lot. Those are two of my main resources. I started looking into it.

Speaker: Yeah, you gotta look into it. I'll tell you what the story is and tell you where it came from because that's what's crazy. That's what the news is doing. They're getting their stories from each other. Yeah, exactly. They're all getting it from each other. They all have partial ownership by BlackRock. That's why you have to go to the source.

Speaker: You're not privy to the source like I am. Well, I have some news for you, Joe. Maybe if you were the champ, you would be privy to the source. I know you don't think vice versa. That's why I'm privy. You are a privy. No, you are a privy, Jeff. No, you are a privy, which is a medieval outhouse, by the way.

Speaker: which means you're the guy says the guy who's in his office and never leaves his office. The office is the **** I'm not going to lie. You're going to you're going to have to you have to copyright that **** I should have done that in the first place. What the **** is the

Speaker: I've been seeing all of this time.

Speaker: They really don't give you dens in the houses in Mexico. It's called the bathroom. It's a lot when you're when you're living room, bedroom, kitchen and bathroom are all the same room in Mexico. You live in a fucking giant house with no bathroom walls. It's like a house in jail.

Speaker: This house is a house two or two bedroom, one and a half bath. But it's more wide open, California style. No, no, they're all walls. Concrete walls, smoke. It's concrete walls.

Speaker: but I don't have a place where I can get away from him. So the bathroom is big enough where I put my chair in here and I put in a desk. I built the desk that sets all my stuff on it. He's literally in a jail cell. There were jail cells bigger than my office.

Speaker: I really thought you were in a den over this time. My office rocks. I got a TV in here. How many other people would say they got a TV in their bathroom?

Speaker: I don't know. Most people have a TV in the living room or bedroom. I got a TV and a laptop in here. Most people wouldn't tell people that they literally have their home office in a bathroom. This is really shocking new information to me. It's perfect. I've literally done segments on the show while taking the shit.

Speaker: But my point is this. If you worry about me flossing on camera, this is what I'm talking about. I turn my camera off, Tony. That's the difference. I turn my camera off. You turn your mic off? No!

Speaker: That's what I call a shit show. Jason, where's your dad? He's taking a shit. Oh, man. Tony in the chat. When the kids come in there, they're actually going into the bathroom? Oh, God. No, they come in because I'm doing this show. Don't do this at home unless you have more than one bathroom. No, no, no, no. OK, so we do have more than one bathroom. We have a bathroom and shower upstairs. And then this bathroom is just a toilet and a sink.

Speaker: It's not very big. Yeah, the kids don't come in there and go to the bathroom during the show. They come in here because I'm doing the show and they want to be on camera.

Speaker: or they got some stupid question asked. But the nice thing, like, because of my job, I need a place that I can be closed off and nobody can fucking bother me while I work, because I spend most of my day with headphones on, talking to people on the phone. Yeah. It's actually super comfy after a while. At first it's kind of weird, but after a while you just forget.

Speaker: I don't make this shit up, y 'all. This is what people really do. This is what people really do. I don't make this shit up. What? As I say, some people think they're badass because they're an office. Some people think they're badass because their office has a bathroom. My bathroom has an office. I think mine's better than your office with a bathroom. We're not going to... He's making sure... Smoke, let me help you out. He's concealing his location. I got no problem with that.

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: It's both of those own panic rooms. Yeah, underneath the tub. It's actually underneath the stairs. The bathtub flips up, you slide underneath. How does that work? Take my tunnel system out? No, but like, I'm starting this year, my wife and I are buying land and building a house. And it's going to be our dream house. Now this is a, we bought this house. We already bought the land and the house was already started being built.

Speaker: No, no, we bought other land as investment. Oh, you bought other land and you're building other dream house. No, we're not building other dream houses. You already said that you bought a land and you were already building the house. Let the man tell the story. Damn. No, you're making shit up as you go. I mean, we have audio proof. Go ahead, because we have not built, we have not broke ground. We have not bought the house in, we have not bought the land in the area we want.

Speaker: if we have bought land in an area that's being developed and if we don't touch it, we get our money back times too. Look at Glick's face y 'all. I can't stand his motherfucker. If we build the house, if we build houses on those land, we get even more money back because they're in developing areas. Look at him. I'm crazy and I really don't feel like going back and finding it but it's been said several times listeners. Let's go ahead and validate me because. I have. You know, I'm always. I have an architect working on the plans for the house.

Speaker: The land I want to buy, I have to find them. I want to find two lots that are next to each other. So I'll get a full half acre. All right. Shoulder building shit because she ain't coming back from France and you're going to finance her and her boyfriend's life in France. Is that my Fabio? Yeah, I heard they're still riding in France. So they realize they're probably going to be on strike again.

Speaker: Oh no, are you serious? They haven't arrived at France so her flight got delayed a couple of weeks and pissed Jeff off and glittin' and ridin' him about it. It's a damn shame. I've been riding about it because the very next day somebody's son took a flight on same set airline back to the U .S. but not to Mexico. To the U .S., not Mexico. There's a difference. No, no, no.

Speaker: I'm just, I wasn't killed. I was just asking questions because I didn't know. I was just asking questions. I was curious. This is not suitable for Saturday evening. This is his high school homeboy. This is his high school homeboy doing him like this. Oh, man. I'm doing him like shit. Yeah. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. No.

Speaker: Yeah, you're right. I am this high school homeboy, and I'm keeping it real. And I'm like, yo, I'm going to ask the questions that you don't want to ask. It's fine because I have it. Smoke shut up, smoke shut up, smoke shut up. It's not even real. It's smoke shut up.

Speaker: I want you to go watch the whole Ronald Isley, Mr. Big Saga for me. I did this to you. Jeff, I did this to you. Look at me. Look at me. Contagious secret lover down though. I need you to go watch those videos. Oh man.

Speaker: Well, I mean, I mean, I guess if I would let them travel all over the country and get banged out by whoever they wanted all over the country, they probably know. My wife would probably never let me if I was cool. Her wife was literally like throwing a hot dog on a hallway at the end of the day. Oh, man. I'm just saying. You killed it. This is brutal.

Speaker: Look at me. Look at me.

Speaker: I know you from somewhere. I'm a good one. You guys are fucking me up, man. I got it. I got the other one in my head. The other one in my head is going, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker: like that one meme that a girl dunked on a homeboy and it was playing on the sound effects in the background. My man got talent for this and they're like stand the house. Do do do. At the end of office. Oh man. After office. This is brutal. You guys think this man. That's good. That's good. That's good. Can't hold this shit out.

Speaker: Sometimes I have. It's called jealousy. This is the definition of jealousy. Here it comes. Here it comes. Put the belt down. Because the difference between him and I is I can keep my women's. Oh man. Here it comes. How many people have you dated in the past year, sir?

Speaker: I'm sorry, I can't count that high. That's a compliment for a dude like me. You can't count past two. Again Jeff, I was okay with my wife just traveling the world, getting

Speaker: I've seen the world. I don't need to see it. I work on a certain time zone. I cannot work tasting and sampling dicks around the world. My question is where's your proof? You're always like proof. I got proof. I got proof. Where's your proof?

Speaker: don't worry. I'll wait. Really? I'll wait. I'll wait. Yeah. It's simple mathematics. Come on, man. I love you to death. Go ahead. I've known you for a year. Go ahead. I'll wait. But you are not that dumb. Go ahead. Go ahead. You are not that dumb. Are you really? Go ahead. Go ahead. I'll wait. It's one plus one equals two and that's not

Speaker: How many butts

Speaker: my wife is not my ex -wife was yes the eater was too yes your your two exes were cheating red flags are red flags it doesn't matter if they've been caught or not i must agree red flags are red flags but i don't know i don't know the situation because i've been with my wife long enough to know when she's lying to me well i mean yeah you've been with her just like just like

Speaker: I mean, you've groomed her. You're a groomer. Subway? You heard from Subway? Ma 'am, I am not going to talk bad about you. Getting out of my place. That is not my business. You don't even have to put a disclaimer on it. Ma 'am, wait a minute. Ma 'am, your husband wants you to come home.

Speaker: I want you to come off to him and the family. If you want to join yourself, please enjoy yourself. I hope these rumors. Oh, she's enjoying herself. Oh, wait a minute. Of all that craziness, this motherfucker is going to do it himself. But he's just taking that hole. Glick ain't shit. Hit first. It's it's it's just satirical. It's comedy. Just because you dated the eater and the beater and the and the the beater. Who is the beater?

Speaker: I'm just saying. I'm beating like a cop. I'm beating like a cop. I'm beating like a cop. I'm beating like a cop. I'm beating like a cop. I'm beating like a cop. I'm

Speaker: Yeah, and during that five years I've been with the same woman. So how's everybody chat doing? And at the end of the day I 100 % trust my wife. Can you say that about your ex?

Speaker: Well, if he's an ex, you're not supposed to start there anymore. If it's an ex. No, no. Because I remember somebody proposing. I can say that about my ex. You were busted there. You definitely can't put that on the same level. But she cheats or didn't she? Yeah, my ex. I can say that about her and she. The last one. I don't know enough about the last one.

Speaker: before that he saw but now she cheated. Well, the last one was literally like not available. You can tell when people are online and if you send them a message and they don't answer but you see they're online, that's kind of like a telltale. Yeah, I know. Yeah, exactly. It does. It does depend. Thank you, Smoke. It depends.

Speaker: And I'll be online, right? But if I'm online on on a phone call and somebody's texting me, like depends on the application, it depends, to be honest. But I mean, at the end of the day, you find out they were guilty, they were guilty. So it doesn't matter. But it kind of depends on the situation. Here's my question for you. If you were in a long distance relationship with a person,

Speaker: And you haven't seen each other for a couple of weeks and you send a message like, hey baby, what's up? And you can see they're online. Should they or should they not answer almost right away if they're online?

Speaker: If they're online, but the thing is, if you're, it depends on what app you're on, because for example, I communicate through like say WhatsApp, right? So if you're on a phone call, the message may not display right away because certain apps have certain limitations on what they do.

Speaker: So it depends on how that app works. But if you know for a fact that that app works like that, whereas you're on a phone call and the message will still come through, then you may have, you know, some reason to have questions or something. But, you know, it depends on the functionality of the number you communicate. It's not like for multiple hours at a time and they still don't answer you. Multiple hours at a time. That's the home of the phone. Well, that's what I said. I don't I don't think that's. Yeah, that's the home of the phone.

Speaker: Yeah, that's what I was. I was led one direction when they had no desire to. Yeah, exactly. X is X for a reason. So you can't compare X girlfriend to a current wife because the current situation is still in play. The X is something wrong along the line. Obviously I found out something or somebody found out something or it's not working. There's there's no comparison.

Speaker: the red flags, the red flags, no matter where you go. The red flags are universal, whether it's a marriage, a relationship, a meeting, red flags are universal. That's one thing that you as men have to realize. Yeah, there's no comparison to my exes and what I have now. Right. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker: Okay, so my question is this, I would say Nicky has to go home for a couple of weeks and you have to stay in Ohio. What's that? Nicky has to go home for a couple of weeks. Who's got the background? Who's got the background? It's crazy. I think it's Rob. What are you doing? The brofist. The brofist? No, it's not the brofist. It's Jay. He's watching this.

Speaker: Oh, Tony. Oh, okay. TV. Um, no, but, but so if Nikki has to go home for a couple of months, but you can't go to her because you got kids and you got work and all this stuff, you don't trust her. Yeah. So why shouldn't I trust my wife? Because I trust my wife 100%. He pushes them.

Speaker: But I also know that, as you said, with the online thing... What the fuck? You also know that Nikki will answer you almost right away. Yeah, I mean... But my wife is the same way. The only problem my wife and I have, there's a 12 -hour time difference.

Speaker: So I I have dual clocks on my phone 12 hours It is 2 a .m. In Paris right now

Speaker: What time is it? What are you at? Seven. What's my 12 hour? Unmathematical motherfucker. No, it's a 12 hour flight. Sorry. I was doing flight versus hours. Yeah, that's not real. But it's a five hour difference. So, so like if I mess with my wife right now, she's obviously not going to answer. What? Because she's asleep? Yeah, because she'd be asleep. But at midnight every night,

Speaker: My wife and I talked for like an hour. Like last night, we talked so long on the phone, we fell asleep. We both fell asleep and the phone was literally just dead air for two hours.

Speaker: That's pretty crazy. I'm just saying, honey, I'm sleeping. It's a good night. I'm hanging the fuck up. No, we were literally having a conversation because she calls me like, how was your day? You know, stuff like that. I asked her about her day. You guys talked once a day? The interaction got dry as fuck if he's full of sleep. You're like, you're like. It was also two o 'clock in the day, every single day. No, we talked throughout the day as well.

Speaker: You don't have to be here, man. This is all it's a payment. All day, but at night we have a phone call. Yeah, it's literally all it is. I was just talking with you. It's just a payment. Don't don't get all, uh, you know, just protest. Don't get you second. Get to the old lady now.

Speaker: He's supposed to be like, we're going now. I'll be right back. He stopped calling. I'm like, what you doing? It's Saturday night. You better be in bed. I'm just kidding. I'm fucking with you. I'm not really going to send rent free. He's going to message me tomorrow and be like, fuck you, Blake. I'm going to be like, what? Nothing. Just fuck you, Blake. Just fuck you, Blake.

Speaker: She's going to message you and say that shit. I don't care. I don't speak or read Spanish, so I don't know what she's saying. Bro, I know she's texting me telling me how awesome and amazing I am. And they're like, Jeff, your wife just texted me and she said, oh, fucking awesome. And I am the champion. You would never say that. It's all in Spanish. I don't know. You translated it wrong. It's chill.

Speaker: It's about a quarter after fellas. Listen, I got a slide up out of here. I have a little Saturday night live engagement that's going down. Thank you for having me once again. Appreciate your honor. I'd like to wish you guys a happy holiday. Happy Easter. All of that good stuff, man. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker: Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, for sure. For sure. For sure. No, it's like hit or miss. You know what I mean? That's a little more pre -booking on Saturdays. We got to squeeze your name. What was the question? Why are we the devil? Why do you hate white people? I hate white people.

Speaker: Like ODB remember rest in peace ODB and I'm gonna leave you with this wisdom on the way out of here man

Speaker: ODB says there are devils of all colors. White devils. There are pretty, what's black devils. There are yellow devils. There are orange and brown devils. You know, so you can't really put evil on one specific color. You know what I'm saying? Because you got good and bad of all races and ethnicities. You know what I'm saying? But we're able to come together as good folks and do what we do.

Speaker: that's what it is, man. We got good folks and bad folks with all flavors. You know, I have no hate for nobody. Some of my best friends are white as you can see. Hey, I got colors. I'm not racist. Oh, good. Did you say colored?

Speaker: The age the age range expired on that

Speaker: But uh Tony did bring your ass back so I can see my last final shout outs for the road But we were too busy giving you shit Sometimes we pop up in there Tony's in there a lot I don't get invited too much because I'm the white devil

Speaker: No, just pop up. Just pull up any time. Always, always, always, always. We got to add a little color to the panel, man. Listen, it's good to have ethnic diversity on the joint because it was starting to turn into one of those quote unquote urban shows. We don't want to be too urban.

Speaker: But when we bring, bring, bring white boy on there that grew up with a bunch of Negroes that you credit on the channel. No credit. And then we'll give you a voucher. You get no credit. You get two strikes. They actually took two points away from me last week.

Speaker: because I'm white. I'm not considered white in some category. It's like in between man.

Speaker: Go back with your own kind. Yo. Oh, man. Yo, let me hit the showers and get ready to hit these roads, man. Hit these streets. Yo, y 'all gonna stay clear. Peace, bro. Once again, thank you for having me. Uh, random rig reviews later. Anybody else in the chat room, Stevie Wonder, all that good stuff, y 'all. Take care. Have a good stuff.

Speaker: You gotta give it to me one time before you leave you know what I want to hear Where we put that and what are we doing with it? Wait, wait, hold on one more time one more time. I'm sorry. I'm sorry Hold on one more time brother. Where are we putting it at? And what are we doing with it?

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Speaker: have a good weekend. Happy Happy Easter, man. Happy Jesus Zombie Day. Do somebody say a prayer for me because I will not be in service early. I'm going to be sleeping late. I'm not allowed to look at the 500 yards of a church or I'll burst in flames and get struck by lightning. No, I don't know.

Speaker: Oh man, I would test it out. Maybe not on Easter Sunday. Maybe not on Easter Sunday. Make sure you record it. I'm not a scientist. I'm not about the trial and error and experiment. So I'm just going to go ahead and just wait a little bit and not try my luck. Definitely not on Easter Sunday. All right, y 'all. I'm going to catch y 'all on the rebound later. Enjoy y 'all. Have a good one.

Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Smoke from Sunday Night Smoke podcast. Check him out every Sunday on YouTube. Gonna show my man some love. That's our boy. That's my brother from another mother. I don't give a fuck what anybody says. Hate me. Hate him. Love me. Love him. That's my boy. I love these two assholes in this show. I can't stand either one of them. Fuck, they're here. Oh, this motherfucker. You guys are doing a piss poor job of running the show tonight, by the way.

Speaker: Sure. Whatever you say. You came in and took over. No, no, I didn't take over. I just came in. I'm just a guest here. Shit. I'm just a guest here. Oh, should we do this? Oh, should we do this? Here we go. We'll fly Tony up into my spot. Then put Jeff back on the bottom because he's a power bottom. There we go. Now I'm in Tony's spot. Where's Jeff running the show?

Speaker: No breaks. No, no, no, no social media shout outs. Actually, I did. You did at the beginning. We just didn't take a break. You can't stand taking breaks. I didn't say that. I was like, we got clapped. I think I wasn't listening. I didn't watch. It was quite clear, actually. It was. I was laughing at you.

Speaker: No, you guys were not laughing at me. You were laughing at me. I was laughing at you because I told you. I said, I said, why aren't you laughing at you running? I wasn't Russian Nikki or anything. I wasn't. I was talking to her cousin. I met her cousin for the first night tonight. He's a stupid ass Ohio State fan from Pennsylvania. And they kept asking me.

Speaker: You're from Ohio, right? Yeah. How are you a Michigan fan? I'm like, you're from Pennsylvania. How are you an Ohio State fan? We come back. He was like, whoa. I'm like, no. You can't use stupid logic in trying to call me out for being a Michigan fan because I'm from Ohio and I don't like Ohio State. Yeah, you're from Pennsylvania and you don't like Pennsylvania sports. It don't make no sense. Well, that is kind of odd.

Speaker: I don't like the Steelers either. I don't like the Steelers, but I don't fucking hate them. And I'm a Browns fan. I can respect them. I hate the Ravens. I hate the Broncos. And I strongly dislike the Bengals. I don't like the Steelers, but I can respect the organization. And I can respect the fact that for 23 years, they beat our asses every year.

Speaker: Steelers beat everybody's ass for a while. The division is ridiculous. Well, that team was ridiculous and we just had to wait for the Steelers to get old because the Steelers are one of those teams that keep everybody around until they're dinosaurs and they suck for a few years and then they rebuild and they'll start beating everybody's ass again. And for the record, I've been telling you this for a couple days now. Congratulations on

Speaker: having the highest view broadcast on my Twitch channel. Take us when we did a fantasy football one, it might have been when we did the - Please tell me congratulations. Because it was your idea in the first place. Actually, I ain't going to tell you it was your idea, but you was always telling me you had the highest views. I was like, no, you didn't. This last one we did together, yes, you did. So, validation. Well, it was me, you, JoJo, and Rich. So, validation?

Speaker: Oh, on that episode, yes. Hey, cheers, validation. Yeah. My YouTube, you still do not have the highest views other than broadcast I've ever done. Excuse me. You think it's me and Rich. I don't, I don't, I'm not even, I'm not even really a numbers guy. I just kind of catch them from time to time and especially like the only time I really look at like numbers, numbers,

Speaker: or if we're getting close to kind of like a milestone or something like that, or when people come in here and start talking shit and they're like, nobody even listens to this shit. Nobody watches your goofy asses. Oh, you only had three people watching me. Right. Not everybody's got the time to watch us live. You know, please explain to me why we have Tamiya 13 ,000 views on YouTube. Yeah.

Speaker: Please explain to me why on Spotify alone, we have almost 3 ,000 listens. There you go. The numbers are there. I'll show them. Let me know how many viewers you get. Oh, that's right. You don't do anything. That's right. I forgot. How many YouTube subscribers do you? Oh, yeah. You just have a YouTube account. You don't post them. That's right.

Speaker: Hello, I'm always doing right. We can tell. You know, I mean, if I was always wrong and wanted to be right, then, you know, you could be mad at my braggadocious attitude or my boisterous attitude. But Sissamo was right.

Speaker: and always supporting everybody else. Speaking of Fireman Rich, I like that guy. I'm always going to like Rich. Biggest to Rich. Biggest to Rich. I would love to have Rich on here. I don't know what his schedule is like, but - He's normally going to bid by now or laying down or calling. Yeah, he's busy with his - Yeah, I would love to have him on like, not like necessarily a Saturday, but even like a Monday, just have him pop up for a few minutes just because he's a good dude. And I really do enjoy our

Speaker: our that's why we do the sunday morning thing he's very free on sunday mornings and um he was just on early this afternoon under the lord of the wing yeah yeah i was watching well that's what i was gonna say i was watching him for a little bit when he was playing lord of the rings so but i was i was having connection issues because we were kind of in bum fuck nowhere right it wouldn't let me it wouldn't let my comments go through i wanted to say hi to him

Speaker: Because I mean we got Sunday mornings a lot of people gonna show up but everybody's gonna be in church tomorrow

Speaker: You can almost send that up. I don't have much on the NFL myself. I had one thing. I didn't know if you were going to be doing anything tomorrow or if I'd be able to pop in. I didn't have anything. So running now, I would say running now. But I know the draft is coming up. Damn. Hold on. I meant to ask smoke this shit too. The draft is coming up. So I didn't know if you wanted to do any coverage on the draft. I do want to cover it. I just got to see if I'm going to be able to. I do want to cover it. And I will send something out if I do.

Speaker: So if not tomorrow, next Sunday, don't let me forget I have a little tidbit of trivia about the NFL draft and players being drafted. I want to watch it. I want to do a live when it's on. I kind of want all of us there. I think it's on a Saturday night. It's normally during the week. It's April 28, I believe.

Speaker: It's a Friday night. It'll depend on if I can be there or not because that's that gentlemen. Mm hmm. Your little dance partner. That's her 18th birthday. Austin's? Yeah. Draft day.

Speaker: Oh, well, shit. We got to celebrate our birthday. Damn the draft. Damn the draft. Also, we're going to do a 18th birthday celebration. Yeah, we're doing a birthday thing for her. I mean, we could do it during the draft, out of the way. We can give her a shout out without a question. I got to figure out what the hell we're doing for her birthday. Yeah. What does she want to do?

Speaker: I don't know. I was going to see if she wanted to get her own **** place. Yeah. She probably don't want to go hang out honestly. Just take off for a birthday. Yeah. Well, I was going to, I was going to see if if she wanted to stay at my house that Friday night and invite a couple of her friends over. She might want to hit the streets. She or she might want to go out with her friends. I mean, she's probably going to, she's probably going to go out. So, tell her her birthday. We'll tell her that and she's going to. Yeah. That's how it works. I don't even know what to get her. I was just going to

Speaker: Couple hundred dollars or some shit. What day did the draft offer? It was on 27th. Is it 27th or 28th? I thought it was on 28th. I'm about to look it up now. It's just a big galaxy. 27th through to 29th.

Speaker: Okay. So we're starting that Thursday. Yeah. Yeah. Rounds one and two will be Thursday night, and then three and four will be Saturday. What, three, four, and maybe five on Saturday? No, Friday. Friday. Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Friday. And then your, like, five and six will be Sunday or something. Okay. Mm -hmm. I want to do something with those. Like I said, I didn't have nothing. Last week, we did set it up for everybody.

Speaker: Yeah, who cares? I'm gonna just wait. I'll wait to see what they want. I might take Jason out tomorrow anyway, so ain't no time. I know what you got to do. We're going to pick up Nikki's aunt. We're going out to her parents' house tomorrow for Easter.