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Speaker: What is going on? Welcome, welcome. How you guys doing? Welcome to... Welcome to... Nonsense, but nonsense. Really going for the...
Speaker: the, uh, over there. Over or under two minutes. But, uh, welcome to the show, guys. How's it going, Joe? I'm Glick, as always. Got, uh, Jeffrey hailing from the largest city in the world. One of the, the number one largest city in the world, Mexico. It's looking like he's sitting in a dark room. Apparently he's been - I know. I'm sitting outside. That's the worst part.
Speaker: Hopefully you guys are having a good week so far. It is Wednesday, so you know we're in your ear holes, or whatever you have to look into this. But if you're joining us live, we're in your ear holes, we're in your eye holes. We're in your holes, and you're gonna enjoy it. Tigers, what is going on, stranger danger? How you been, man? I think Tigers got by the, the whole half's update. There we go. I'll make sure I was following them.
Speaker: I said hi, Cameron. Calm down. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: all of a sudden thinking he's part of the show. I gotta take a time out out of my intro and properly say hello, Cameron. I know we should fuck up during the intro. Yeah. My bad. Hold on. Let me stop the show, everybody. Hello, Cameron. Welcome to the show, Cameron. I hope you have a good day. Wait, stop everything. Stop everything. In the fucking comments. Yeah. I'm down.
Speaker: I hope that was a proper hello there, Cameron. Anyways, as I was saying, welcome to the show, guys. If you're not already. Feel free to check us out on social media. Go give us some love on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, all at nonsensical nonsense. Also, feel free to check us out live every Wednesday and Saturday night on HAPS, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter and Twitch.
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Speaker: If you can hang tight through all the terrible background noise and the distractions and everything else and co -hosts not showing up somewhere in there is a good podcast. Somewhere in there is a good podcast. I promise you guys that. I've had some really amazing episodes and some really fucking dumpster fires, but more amazing than dumpster fire. Yes. Well,
Speaker: We'll have you counting our chickens before they hatch, they're saying that, but... What up with the... Yeah, you can also email us at nonsensicalnonsensepodcastatgmail .com, by the way. Mark, you've been coming back for how long now? Since the Periscope days? Mark might be the longest and loyalist. There you go. We're gonna get you a t -shirt, sir.
Speaker: Yeah, speaking of speaking of that, it caught her message the other day and asked where his SDM panties were. We've got to figure out where to get those made. I said, well, run the Walmart and tidy whities and spray paint or a Sharpie. Oh, hell, the mighty Glick.
Speaker: We Glicksters are not worthy. Yes, bow down to your almighty and powerful God that I am. He is I and I am him. Some days. It's been a week so far, let me tell you. That is about as far as religion as we go. Yeah, no kidding. The Church of Glick and his mass follower.
Speaker: call started out Jonestown like you know you got to start somewhere not all the Mormon cult didn't start out with 10 ,000 people you know
Speaker: Well, um, by the way, I did see the post on, on the page, on the Facebook page, uh, with the ammunition and the dude's rectum. And I got to say, not that I pictured, but holy fuck. Uh, yeah, that was, uh, I don't know if it was the, I don't know if that was the exact bullet that they pulled out of his asshole. Uh, but, uh, how's it going there? Nice. But, um,
Speaker: It was, it was what came out of his ass was that type of round. Okay. So it's not the exact one. It's just the, I don't know if it was the exact one. I'm just not going to put it out there that it was the exact one. I don't, I don't like to put out false narratives. Yeah. I don't like to put out false narratives. Like some people.
Speaker: This podcast, you know, I actually like to have some kind of fact behind what I say Last was it last was a Saturday night. Yeah, you wonder how's it going?
Speaker: A gentleman over in your part of the woods decided that he accidentally fell on a anti -tank round and it went right up his butthole. And about six and a half, seven inches long. About six and a half inches long and about two and a half to three inches wide around girth. But it's on the Facebook page at nonsensical nonsense.
Speaker: Yeah, I gotta I gotta get better I gotta I gotta get better about certain certain news stories and articles that we that we talk about posting Videos and pictures onto social media Because like as I said, I'm catching up On the episodes and I was just finishing up one the other yesterday morning I think on my way into work where we were talking about that the the chick from
Speaker: brass against or whatever that rockstar chick that pissed on that guy down in Florida and I never put the video up I had the video and I just randomly have a video on my phone saved of some chick at a concert pissing on the dudes which is probably not the worst thing I have saved on my phone but still it's it's there it's definitely not the worst thing I've looked up so
Speaker: Yeah, I've looked up some interesting stuff and not not just for like my own location just my my my Google really That is definitely not my favorite smile today Yeah, I was feeling a little timid today, so I looked up golden showers Like you know I did that whole series on tik -tok of
Speaker: things not look up on Google Assistant when your parents are around. And that got really, it got old really fast because it kept running out of shit. But I'm sure my Google Assistant was like, damn, this dude's fucked up. Yeah. We have actually came to answer that. The news is usually, the top 10 is usually right before break and then we come back from our first break and go right into news.
Speaker: It's it's it's hard to squeeze news into the first hour Just because we come in and we ramble and we bullshit around and then by the time it's like, okay, let's do news It's like yeah, let me just blow through this top 10 real quick some cases I try to blow through the top 10 real quick Saturday night was a different story because somebody wouldn't shut the fuck up and it took me an hour and a half to go through a top 10
Speaker: Yes, I know, you were four and a half zemas deep and you were drunk as hell. All I know is I got off the podcast and the next morning, the funniest thing happened. My brother -in -law, he was staying with us at the moment. You woke up and you get beside your brother -in -law? No, he said to his sister, not my wife, his sister's also staying with me. He said, you know, Jeff's different when he's drunk.
Speaker: She's like, what do you mean? He's not an asshole like my aunt. Apparently his aunt stepped outside. When she's drunk, she gets
Speaker: belligerent and mean and aggressive where she's like, Jeff's like eight beers and it was like nothing. I was like, well, I was holding it together. I wouldn't say it was nothing. He just had to go to the bathroom a lot. That was it. He didn't call me an asshole once.
Speaker: Yeah, I wouldn't say you were holding it together and I wouldn't say it was nothing go ahead and feel free to listen to the replay I know you were so uh, so did you get laid that night? Yes, I did, sir. Yeah, you're a damn liar. You know how I know you're lying? No. How? Because you answered it way too quick and you looked away from the camera. No, no, no, no. I literally, I got laid this morning too.
Speaker: I didn't ask about this morning. I said that. I've gotten laid every day since my birthday. Things are going really good at this house. It only counts if there's more than one person involved. My phone doesn't count. By your standards, I just got laid 15 minutes ago.
Speaker: Me too! Ew, that's the dirty thought. The fact that we both were doing the same thing before the package. I was getting my cardio in and then I decided to lay down in the hallway. Prop my foot up on the stove. Rock this out here.
Speaker: get this done real quick it's scary how in sync we are because we think the same thing a lot of times like we did that TikTok we both posted the exact same fucking TikTok almost within two minutes of each other
Speaker: and pretty much be opposed to i guarantee you anybody that sees the two of them back -to -back were like they fucking planned that we didn't i literally i thought this is gonna be funny i'm gonna fuck click up watch this shit and then the next thing you know i get a notification you just of course i just posted oh wait this isn't oh shit chris and i posted the same fucking thing apparently now we also rub one out at the same time it's good it's good to know that our masturbation uh
Speaker: our masturbation cycle to see much like women who live in the same house they get their their cycle yeah our masturbate just don't just don't ever call me i don't want to talk to you
Speaker: I would have been done about 45 minutes before like I started but then my mom said I'm texting me and I was like, yep, I'm done. Can't do this now. So you went for round two and three.
Speaker: I had to go back. I get it. While you're texting your mom, talking to your mom really, really does it for you. I just started to search stuff and I was like, and I started getting texts when I'm not when I was like, yeah, I'm not doing this tonight. I guess I'll do this later. Again, fortunately that that drops into the
Speaker: Mark wants to know if Juan gave you a reach around while he was giving you the old double thumbing for your birthday. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker: That's again. That's one of those that's one of those perks of not having any friends or family that ever talked to me Because I don't have to worry about getting interrupted Well as as you received the brokers agreement so did my mother Well, we're gonna leave your triangle and posse schemes off the podcast This is neither the place. This is neither the place nor the time. It is Listen here
Speaker: When you're locked up in a Mexican prison, doing the podcast. I'm the only one. There's like three people that work for the company that live in Mexico. Total. That's all right, well. Instant boner killer. Which one? Oh, you have no idea. Oh, let's talk about when my mom popping up. No, I guess what she's doing. She was literally like, yeah, I'm done. That one? Can't power through that. I don't care who you are. You can't power through that.
Speaker: Sure you can. They do it in Alabama and West Virginia all the time. I beg to differ, sir. There's some hick towns in Mexico.
Speaker: Like real fun four houses consider consider a town Sorry door dash no can do yeah, how is that going by the way?
Speaker: Uh, pretty good. I just sent me a message. Nurkey's really busy right now. Would you like to dash? No, motherfuckers. No, it isn't me. Uh, no, it's actually, I mean, it's, it's going pretty good. The problem that I have with it is once I get out there, it's like, oh, I'm just going to go out for two hours. Once I get out there, then, then it's cause you go. Much like the podcast, two hours turns into eight real fast. Yeah. Well, yeah. Cause when you, when you start to dash, you put in there all, I'm going to dash until, um,
Speaker: Six o 'clock, you know, start at four, and then at six, you know, it automatically, it automatically cuts you off, or where you ended, but then you can just restart again, or it'll ask you if you want to keep dashing, like if it's busy or whatever, and it usually, I'm like, yeah, I'll do another hour, fuck it. You know, and then, you know, like Saturday I went out, yeah, Saturday I went out, and I was just gonna go out for two hours, and I wound up going out for like four hours, but, I mean, like I said, it's easy money. So.
Speaker: Yeah, there's that. But I mean, I figured, and what I've done so far, three deliveries is a full tank of gas. So, and normally when I go out, well, hello, pretty girl. Normally when I go out, I do anywhere between, yeah, I do anywhere from six to 10 deliveries. So, you know.
Speaker: Well, I went out today before like I came when I when I when I Came into town after I got off work today as soon as I got into town I just turned it on and I only had like two and I was like screw this I'm going home So I just came on hold it it whatnot so I could get ready to do this and then still I was
Speaker: Like, almost six o 'clock and I was just sitting down opening up my laptop and shit. Well, last night, well yesterday my wife had the day off, so she's laying in bed and I'm sitting here, basically in the same position I am right now, working. And next thing you'll know, it's like 4 .30 and I'm like, wow, I haven't eaten anything all day. And I looked over and she's like, hey, there's food at the gate, can you go get it? And I was like, I don't want to talk about it, sink.
Speaker: I literally got up going, wow, I'm hungry. Maybe we should order something. Hadn't said a word, and she's like, there's food at the gate. I was like. Well, like. The heat isn't shit delivered. They were fucking awesome. Yes. Yeah, last night, I came home basically after work, and changed my clothes, and then went out for a couple of hours. I think I went out for maybe three hours, if that. And when I got done, I hadn't eaten anything at all yesterday. So I was like, let me swing my steak and shake real quick.
Speaker: grab me something to eat. Right. So I had, I had a gift card for there. So I was like, sure, I'll just go there. And they, they take a minute when you go through their drive -through because they cook everything when you order it. It's not like just sitting around like at McDonald's and whatever. So, uh, there was a car in front of me and they left. So I pulled up and the kid came to the window and he was like, wasn't there another car here? I said, yeah, they just pulled out. He was like, Oh, okay.
Speaker: So he brought me my food and then he handed me another bag and he was like, uh, they paid for their food, but since they left, it's yours now. I was like, Oh shit. I had like, I had like three, three fucking burgers, like three different types of burgers, uh, chicken fingers and French fries. I was sitting there like, Oh yeah, I'm not to tear all this food up. I ate two of the burgers and the chicken fingers and then started staring at the third one going,
Speaker: Well, I'm not going to be able to put so I waited a couple hours and then I ate the last one before I went to bed. But I was like, oh, yeah, I don't even I'm not even the biggest fan of steak and shake. But I mean, I'll take two free sandwiches and food. Yeah. Well, it's like what was it? It was something.
Speaker: Sunday, I don't work on Sunday, so my wife called me and she says, hey, can you meet me at the mall? I want to pick up a few things. I'm like, yeah, sure, no problem. And her mom works in one of the stores there. She does credit cards. She signs people for credit cards.
Speaker: We're walking around looking at different things, you know, Christmas shopping, Christmas window shopping, kind of getting ideas. Yeah, exactly. And picked up a few things that we needed and whatnot. And we're walking around, we're like, wow, I'm getting hungry. You getting hungry? Yeah. So we went over to her mom, like, hey, what time are you done for lunch break? She's like, here in about 10 minutes. OK, meet us at the restaurant. We went to a sit -down restaurant, you know, ordered food and the whole thing. They had an amazing fucking burger.
Speaker: Oh, look at you, Mr. Fancy Pants, Mr. Sit Down Restaurant. Well, the restaurant we went to, it's actually part of the store. They usually have a buffet, but because of COVID, they killed the buffet. And I was like, damn it, their buffet was awesome. Because it's a Mexican food buffet, so you get tacos and you get tortas. Mexican booze. What?
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Speaker: She just had to, they upped the dosage. So she took it and she's, she's been throwing up most of the day. Yeah. Nausish. Nausish? No, I can't say it. Nausious. Yeah. Nausious. Sorry, Summer. But yeah, it's been a hell of a week so far and I got two more days.
Speaker: I actually had to do work today. I don't know what I was going to do with myself. I had to go hang some whiteboards, and then I had to go trace them. What ever happened to the old chalkboards? You remember chalkboards? What the fuck? It was like one year to the next. It went from chalkboard to whiteboard. I don't... Yeah, in schools, but in offices and stuff, they've always used whiteboards. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, that's where I was. I was not like I'm in a classroom hanging up. But even now, I know they don't use chalkboards anymore. Everything's all projected off of a laptop or a tablet or whatever. These damn kids don't have books no more, man, in college. They're all walking around with tablets and fucking computers. I mean, I'm sure they still have books, but.
Speaker: Well, I'm still at the point where if I have a question about my computer, I ask my five -year -old, I'm like, hey, Michelle, how do you fix this? This is a fix. Yeah, no, I don't. If I can't figure it out that it's not meant to be, I shouldn't be doing it. So. Yeah. Like, I just want more.
Speaker: I am not looking at porn on my laptop. I will not do that. No, I don't use my laptop for porn at all. That's what I have a phone for. That's the last thing I want to do is get a virus on my damn laptop because I was looking at porners. I'm going to pay my Norton for the year. Your what? Norton Antivirus. It's like 20 bucks for the year.
Speaker: if I pay it the next six days. So I'm going to do it. Yeah, Mark, that's what we have a lot of at the university. A lot of the classrooms all have digital touchscreens. I mean, the teachers that are the teachers are on their laptop or on their tablets. And it's literally shooting up onto a projection screen up on up in the front of the class. And he can do everything because it's all touch screen on the tablet or the laptop or whatever. That's pretty cool. I've seen these new phones that have a projector built in.
Speaker: You can do that with pretty much any phone. There's apps for it. Yeah, but none of them I've tried have ever worked. I had one that was pretty cool. The whole problem was I just don't have a space big enough for it. That's a nice segue into my movie of the week. I think you'll even like it. Well, I have yet to be impressed yet.
Speaker: Well, the movie of the week is cellular. With, uh, Nado, none other than Captain America himself, Chris Evans. I was, they just put it up on Netflix and I fucking love that movie. That movie's like 20 years, 25 years old. Oh yeah, it's so hard to watch. Because, Chris Evans is on this Nokia fucking second gen brick. And, and, uh, I can't remember the guy's, the guy's name.
Speaker: Is why they're walking on the pier and he's like, this is the greatest phone ever. He's like, I'm I'm sending myself a video and videoing chicks at the same time I'm gonna need you to do I'm gonna use you for your reviews or movies or TVs. They have to be no older than like Five years
Speaker: You constantly brag about all these websites that you have to watch movies and stuff on And I and I and I used to use some of those sites and I only watched new movies new releases new movies I didn't go and look up 30 year -old Just put it on Netflix
Speaker: But there are certain parts where... What's going on in the manual? The funniest scene in the whole movie is when Jason Statham and Chris Evans are fighting. Jason Statham is chasing Chris Evans and at one point they start fighting. And I literally, my wife and I are sitting there watching it. Chris Evans falls to the ground and I was like, he's gonna say it. He's gonna say, I can do this all day, any second now.
Speaker: No quiz game. No quiz game? I don't know. I don't know what that is. Oh, they're talking about something else. But it's a decent movie. It was cute. Like I said, the hardest part about it is the fact that he's on a Nokia brick phone.
Speaker: Nice. I think I did see that movie when it first came out. Yeah. Well, the soundtrack is fucking amazing. The main song played in it is Nina Simone's Cinder Man. And I literally fucking downloaded that right away. I sent it up on Spotify. But I also watched a hero trip. Speaking of speaking of music,
Speaker: Yeah. I was listening to music before the show, as I normally do. Well, you know, all these apps have like the year in review, the year recap. Right. Oh, really, Mush? I'll have to check that out sometime. I love quiz shows. I'm really good at it, too. So I will gladly come for... Oh, yeah, send me a name. I will gladly come for Emmanuel's Crown.
Speaker: That actually goes along with the top 10 list that I have tonight. Excellent. So, let's do one intentional segue there, Mosh. But I got my 2021 recap for my YouTube music. Okay. It is basically like, review your
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Speaker: Nice. Blacktop Mojo made your year. You listen for more. I listen for 1023 minutes. Oh, my God. Energy Anthem in 2021, you amped yourself up by jam and where the wind blows over 48 times by Blacktop Mojo. Wow.
Speaker: when it was time to relax you had this you had what it or you had is this love white state cover by blacktop mojo listen to forever 77 minutes isn't that like a five minute song yes you need a new playlist
Speaker: And then I had, like, there was one song by Smith and Myers that I listened to 13 times in one week. And then my playlist that I listened to was 80s and 90s hair bands. Because I used to listen to 80s and 90s hair bands when I was going live on TikTok. Right. I would definitely be down, Bosch. I really enjoy it. No, that does sound interesting.
Speaker: I have a lot of useless trivia in my head. Like usually we go, I'll go to like be dubs or someplace where they have like the trivia games. You know, you get like the little keyboard and then put it up on the TV and you can play it like everybody in the bars playing or at be dubs or whatever. I'll play along with that. And I usually do pretty well, but for me, it would depend on the subject.
Speaker: Apparently, grammar is not my greatest skill. Duly noted, trust me. Yeah. Oh, I literally start grammar classes on Friday. It's my topic. Really? Yeah. Bill, a lot of the emails I have to send have to sound professional and look professional. And I'm... I'm...
Speaker: Not getting yelled at, but I'm getting... What's the word for it? It's... Constructively Criticized at Worked. It's Constructive Criticized and they continue to tell me. I was going to say, you want to... You want to try to spit that one out again? It's Constructive Criticism is what they keep telling me. Speaking of the top 10,
Speaker: Yeah. It's trivia. Actually, tonight, I have a top 25. Oh, shit. So, you ready for that? I'm ready. Let's go ahead and get into that, because that sounds interesting. I see. And I do everything. And I have a microphone. So here's my fucking top 10, you stupid freaks. It's just like your opinion, man. It's not my opinion.
Speaker: These are fact -based top tens. So I found this really cool website today because we were having internet issues at work today. So all of our work orders and everything like that come through our iPads. We have iPads at work. So my lead tech called me and he's like, are you having any problems with your internet or your wifi? And I was like, I did earlier today, but I said, I don't think I'm having any problems as of right now. And he was like, well,
Speaker: don't leave your building. And it's like, okay, fair enough. If something comes up or if you're in the middle of something, go ahead and finish it. Or if you have something to do, he's like, but if not, just, just, just hang out at your building that way, you know, we can send work orders over and this and the other thing, if you're not currently having issues. So I took that time to show prep for tonight's show because I actually, um,
Speaker: I actually forgot what day it was until about 4 .30, and I was like, oh, because you posted that we're going live tonight. And I was like, shit, it's Wednesday. Yeah, you know, it's funny how I do that. I mean, it's funny how the week flies by. It's not like it would kill somebody if he were to do it too, but it is what it is. Once again, if I post that I'm going live, then it literally says I'm going live, not you.
Speaker: So it doesn't because you can post on all of our social media or you can share from our social media It's a shared joint account. Once again, I completely forgot Jesus Christ, man. Anyways, this is a It's a top 10
Speaker: Useless facts, but there's 25 of them here and I want to read all 25 of them because I could just kind of breeze through them You know, we don't got to spend a lot of time on them understood And some of them are pretty cool. Some of them are like, huh? I didn't know that some of them were like oh well then But we'll start here it's all the way at the bottom number 25 is Your hair contains traces of gold
Speaker: I'm no longer rich. I shave my head. Fuck. How was that? I don't know, Jeff. There's no explanation to these. They don't give an explanation? They're just stated. And I mean, I can read people's comments because they have, because this is, this, this, this website that I found is called the top tens. So they put out a list and then you can vote on that list. They'll have a list of like 50 and then you can vote. And then when you vote, you can add a comment or whatever.
Speaker: okay so like there's my hair contains their traces of gold thank you yay i'm made out of precious metals you know and then you know just just people's dumb ass comments trolls uh number 24 here's more than my hair right boss
Speaker: I got hair too. My hair is already. Yeah. Jeff knows how quick my hair grows. Yeah. I'm going to let it grow up. I'm going to just let it, I'm just going to let it grow. See how long I can let it get before I get annoyed with it and shave my head again. Yeah. But, uh, number 25 or 24, did you know, do you know what a Komodo dragon is? Oh yes. Well, did you know that they have two penises? Lucky them. Now you do.
Speaker: There you go. And as the comments say, so they can have sex with two different ladies? I did not need to know that. I was going to say, they can have both clothes at once, you see. One of the other comments is. What about double penetration? Yeah, one of the other comments is, who would even try to discover that? Yeah, I mean, how do you find that out? You're like, hey, hey, hey. Hey, buddy.
Speaker: Um, number 23. Did you know banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories an hour? Number one comment under that. Yeah. Number one comment under that. We got a challenge for you. Number one comment under that was who does this? What kind of moron goes on? Number 22.
Speaker: All apes laugh when they are tickled. Who is the brave son of a bitch who decided to go tickle an ape?
Speaker: Gucci, Gucci, Gu. I'll go get you. Bob? Bob, we got a challenge. Challenge us. Bob, we have a new job for you. You're the official Nonsense Go Nonsense 8 tickler. It's going to take you to the super truck, take you to the zoo, go Chris, go tickle that fucking cellar back, dude. Then we'll take you over the grill, the kangaroos, and you can fight him.
Speaker: Did you take me over to the gorilla or the eight exhibit at the zoo? They're just gonna take me in as one of their own. You already know that I'm gonna have them drinking Budweisers with me Mosh said I worked with a fellow we called two dicks because he had to have two to be that much of a wanker. Oh
Speaker: Number 21, conception occurs in December more often than any other month. This is only because of the fact, this is the number one comment. There's two comments on here. Number one is, this is only because of the fact that Christmas and New Year's are the only holidays Ben can remember.
Speaker: And the second comment was, I hate December of 2017. Nice. That's that kid's name, December of 2017. This new website is going to be
Speaker: where I pull all my top 10s from because I was skimming through. And there was one that I almost did. It was top 10 most useless people. And one through five, it was number one were the Kardashians. And then it was Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian. And it listed all the Kardashians. It was like the top five or six on the top 10 were all the Kardashians. But this website is awesome. I love it.
Speaker: Number 20. If you were to have if you were to remove all of the empty space from the atoms that make up every human on Earth, the entire world population could fit into an apple. No sugar cube. Holy shit. That's insane. Wrap your head around that one. It's very true. It is very true much. So I need to start smoking weed because somebody did just like did the math on that.
Speaker: number 19 knock is the world's shortest horror story with only two sentence with only two sentences. It goes, the last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door and he shit himself. Yeah. The, the number one, the number one comment is allow me to spoil this horror story for you.
Speaker: You see, it doesn't say that the man in the story is the last person on Earth. It just says that he is the last man on Earth. So it could be the last woman on Earth knocking on his door. Am I the only one here who thought this? I did say so. The women are still there. They just killed him. Yeah. And so, kind of a creepy story.
Speaker: Last man on earth sat alone in a room, and there was a knock at the door. Those two sentence scary stories are creepy as fuck, dude. There's actually, and because I know you can't read, there's actually a show on Netflix called Two Second Scary Story, or Two Minute, or Two Sentence Scary Stories. It's like 30 episodes, and then literally maybe five minutes a piece, if that.
Speaker: I'll check that out. And it'd probably be his ex girlfriend. Nobody's going to stop me now, motherfucker. Yeah. Number 18. When a man raised a lion cub in the sixties, but then had to let it go when it got too big, he visited later in life. When the lion saw him, he gave the man a hug. Yeah. You see those videos all the time. Really not that big of a useless fact, but you know,
Speaker: Number 17, only 55 % of Americans know the sun is a star. Who doesn't know that? I mean, seriously. I mean, I didn't pay much attention in school, but I knew that. 45 % of the people on the planet don't know that, apparently. This goes back to kids thinking hot dogs and chicken nuggets are plants. Yeah.
Speaker: Mm -hmm. Although Interesting fact about speaking of facts every time you eat a hot dog it takes five minutes off your life I Thought it was uh, oh Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I did hear that actually we're talking about that a couple weeks ago on one of the one of the radio shows I listened to
Speaker: Yeah, actually, the clip of it was on TikTok and I saw that and I was like, huh? Yeah. I guess I'm going to die tomorrow because I love me so much. What's going on, Stevie? Number 16, the average chocolate bar contains eight insect legs.
Speaker: That is true, I know that. There's a provision in the health code that allows up to that many. Up to like 15. Hey, we're in the lane, what's going on? Per so many inches of chocolate. Something like that. And I'm like, whoa. Happy Wednesday to you as well. Yes, happy Wednesday.
Speaker: Number 15 on the list it is impossible To see with your eyes closed Wednesday is the best day of your life. Okay. Can we ask why?
Speaker: Obviously somebody got really stoned and there was a whole bunch of people that were stoned that voted for number 15. Yeah, I was like, I can't, oh yes I can, I'll be damned. Smoke more blunt. Yes. Blunt the more smoke I bust. Yes. Number 14, in the original version of Little Red Riding Hood, the wolf and red riding hood eat grandma together. That's fucked up.
Speaker: the comments reds a traitor reds a traitor in the cannibal cool who's next grabs a fork it doesn't say consume dirty mind
Speaker: When that story was originally written they were not They were not maybe the guy maybe the wolf wasn't actually a wolf. Maybe it was a guy's with the last name Maybe that sounds like a sounds like something you might have been watching before the show before your mom interrupted Oh, excuse me, did you know Jeffrey number 13 did you know I
Speaker: I don't know why you would know this or why you'd want to know this. But a coat hanger, if you straightened it out, it is 44 inches long. I did not know that, but that is good to know. Also, did you know that a rat cannot vomit? Huh. Did not know that. I do know an rat can eat from a tin can in 30 seconds.
Speaker: I did know that, because of my background, hence the reason that in pest control and whatnot, you use poison to kill rats because they can't expel the poison out of their body.
Speaker: So I guess that I didn't know that I did know just because I was the orchid man Okay, oh Speaking of capes I gotta not all we're not all heroes. We're capes Jeffrey Ryan Reynolds I Have a Ryan Wells quote The next time your spouse or significant other is angry with you Come up behind them and put a towel on their back. I
Speaker: And then you say, now you're super angry. And then, of course, you run. Yeah, let me know how that works. You go ahead and you test that. I literally went downstairs and I told my wife, are you angry? She says, no. I said, say you're angry. She says, OK, I'm angry. And I grabbed a towel and I put it on her back and said, now you're super angry. And then I ran upstairs. Very true, Edward. I ran like I was being chased by fucking Freddy Kook.
Speaker: Very true, very true. Edward Lynn said, Wednesday is the best day of their life. And I ask why. I cannot go back to yesterday and I hope to be here tomorrow. So today is the best day of my life. It is also the present and we are all presents. So enjoy the gift of life that I had a guy that I used to work with years and years and years ago.
Speaker: that every day, at the end of the day, he said the same thing, every day. And I would like to know if he was still alive or what he was doing now. We used to work together at OSU, an older black gentleman. And every day he would clock out and I'd say, Boozer, I'll see you tomorrow. And he said, Lord willing.
Speaker: And every day, the next morning, he'd come in and he'd say, he gave me another day. And I was a kid back then. I was like, this is crazy old fucker. I don't know what the hell he's talking about. And now you're older going, this motherfucker's got a fucking point. Now that I've been by 40s, I'm like, this guy was spitting fire, as the kids say. This guy has knowledge. This motherfucker should have been teaching at OSU. Philosophy and shit.
Speaker: But number 11 on the list. In 1977, a 13 year old child found a tooth growing out of his left foot. Whoa. Yeah, right? Did it come from his right foot?
Speaker: He probably stepped on it and went, look what's happening. Or he got into a fight and he kicked somebody in the fucking teeth and got it. And then he got excused. This is going on my foot. Yeah, sure it is. Yeah, right? Oh, yeah. I remember, well, as I've stated many times on here, and I tell people in general in life, two of my favorite people growing up were my grandfathers. I loved to sit and talk to him.
Speaker: And when I lived in Charleston, when I worked for Orkin, I took care of downtown Charleston. All those houses, all those beautiful 200 plus year old houses and stuff. And some of the people that lived in those houses, they were passed down through the generations. They were the only family to own that house from the time it was built.
Speaker: And man, I will sit for hours and hours and listen to stories from older people and talk to older people. Like that kind of once all this COVID shit is all said and done, one of the charities that I think I want to get started. I don't want to go too much into detail with it, but I just kind of get rid of all this COVID shit so I can actually do it. But it's going to involve me sitting and talking and hanging out with older people.
Speaker: People that may not have family and, yeah, I'm sitting with the undead. No, but, well, my mom, when I was like, I don't know, 10, 11, 12, something like that, my mom worked as a second job, my mom's an RN, and she worked in a nursing home. Yeah. And third shift, and we'd have a guy, he'd come out every night and he'd just be awake, and I'd occasionally go and I'd sit there and watch TV all night,
Speaker: And when he would wake up, he'd come out, get a cigarette, and we'd sit there and chat the rest of the night. And my mom would come by, is he bothering you? And we'd both look up and go, no, we're good. Nope. That's what Boozer used to say every morning. When I would say, good morning, I'd say, good morning, Boozer. And he said, it is good morning. The Lord gave me another day.
Speaker: I was 23, 24, and I'm like, okay, whatever. Are you dying? Do we not know something? My great -grandfather was a hoot.
Speaker: This dude was 90 years old and he could tell you where a, like he had a 102 acre property and he could tell you, if you go back over here, I've been there about 10 years, but there should be a shovel over here and behind this, you know, and people can go out there and, you know, five acres away from where he does and that fucking shovel ain't big. It blew my mind.
Speaker: His property was a beautiful junkyard. I only knew one of my great -grandparents and it was my great -grandma, my dad's grandma. One of the funniest things, and I'll never forget it, we was over there one day. When we were younger, I remember going over there quite a bit and seeing him.
Speaker: She lived right, the railroad tracks was right in their backyard and we used to go play on the railroad tracks and blah, blah, blah. And my dad cursed, my dad cursed a grown ass man cursed in front of her. And open palms, she smacked the taste out of his mouth. Oh no, it was the funniest thing to watch my dad. My dad, who, you know, when it was just like I used to work with my dad and
Speaker: in front of buddies and other guys, curse like sailor, smoke like a chimney. But you get around his mother, holy shit. He would look like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and he'd go out behind the house and smoke. I'm like, dude, you're like 50.
Speaker: Yeah Yeah Squirrel so anyways yeah back to the list we got a Didn't make the list, but it was thrown in here
Speaker: It's possible to turn peanut butter into diamonds Oh We're rolling into the top ten here we got the top ten for the top
Speaker: for the top useless facts. We're finally into the top 10. I'm with you there, Mosh. My mom used to tell me when she was alive, she told me all the time, she said, and I'm much larger than my mom. I'm much larger than pretty much everybody in my family, for that matter. But she said, I don't care how big you get or how strong you think you are, if I have to climb up on a kitchen table with a ball bat, I will still beat your ass.
Speaker: I remember, I remember the last time - And I never doubted that in my mind. I remember the last time my mother had hands on me, I was 23.
Speaker: here in Cancun and I said something and she hauled off and smacked me in front of God and everybody like it was nothing. Well it's the reason for our conversation last week or the week before when you called me childish for saying twat and my mom's been dead for 10 years, 10 and a half years and I'm 40 years old and I still try not to use the C word to see you next Tuesday because
Speaker: That was a trigger for my mom, man. Like I said, I seen her go after full -size, grown -ass men. She triggers most women, though. Yeah. Full -size, grown -ass men and put them on the ground for saying that word. Not even necessarily directed towards her, just saying it in general. Now, Lord have mercy if they said it to her and directed it towards her. You know, then it was a whole other ballgame. Then it was like,
Speaker: You better get right with whatever God you believe in because make a reservation. But anyways, number 10 on this list. In 1937, two women wore shorts for the first time out in public and caused a car accident. Nice. They must have been hot.
Speaker: Well, yeah, one of the biggest inaccuracies in the movie Pearl Harbor is the fact that when they're in Hawaii and she's writing Ben Affleck's character, she's in a bikini. Yeah. Well, one of the comments says, I don't know who's to blame for this, this spectacle, the decadent sexist traditionalism of the 1930s or hormones. A little bit of both. Yeah, right. Number nine.
Speaker: again useless useless facts yeah the mother the original weapon of mass destruction you sir are correct facts Jeffrey those are facts Jeffrey I know they allude you but that's a fact sir that is that is a hill that he is the king of right there he did not die on that
Speaker: My mother beat me the shit off of it. Number nine, more people use Bluetooth brushes than red ones. Mine's orange. Mine's actually blue. But blue is also my favorite color, so one of my favorite colors.
Speaker: Well, this is something that I've got a variety pack, so I got the last one, so mine's a little more jot. Look, you know, Mosh is jotting these down. He's going to use them on his quiz show. Joe, it's just hers is purple. There's his purple. My thingy is green. I mean. We're the minority, Joe. I'm just going to get it. Chris is like, he's green. Number eight. And I feel like most people know this, but the disgusting four -legged
Speaker: feline creatures their urine glues under a blacklight. I did not know that. Yeah. Cause it's cause of the ammonia. Oh, okay. Yeah. It's because of the ammonia in it, which is what makes their, their, their, their urine smell so horribly bad. Yeah. Oh, that there's a, there's a documentary on, on Netflix called don't fuck with cats. Yeah. There's about the, I haven't watched it yet.
Speaker: Number, it's just internet sleuths. I mean, it's really not as bad as people made it out to be. I mean, it was a horrible situation which brought them together and brought them to do, but they made it to be more than what it really was. Number seven. Ninety four, ninety, ninety percent of forks have four prongs.
Speaker: Number one comment. Number one comment under that. This isn't true. 100 % of forks have four prongs. If it doesn't have four prongs, it's not a fork. It's a trident. Yes, but a salad fork has three. It's called a salad fork. It's called a trident. That's not what they call it on Pretty Woman, which is where I learned that fact. How about that horrible Julia Roberts movie?
Speaker: Yes. He's she's literally she's gone. She's like, I don't know what to do at dinner. And he's like, if it has three times, it's a salad for it. So, but yes, I agree with that. It does not. Salad fork has four. Well, we'll come back to that. I will die on this hill. We'll come back to that and see who's dying on the hill. We'll come back. We got six more. We got six more spots. Number six. Did you know, Jeffrey,
Speaker: that most elephants weigh less than a blue whale's tongue. Wow. That's a lot. Yeah, right? It's interesting. Blue whales must be massive creatures. I know they're big. I just didn't know they were. Well, I know that there was a meme before it was called the meme. There was a picture with the meme.
Speaker: Subtext to it and it said a blue whale when ejaculates exactly like 78 gallons with a sperm Yeah, and you wonder why would you why the sea is so salty?
Speaker: The number one comment under that fact was, this is so useful. I use this fact every day and wonder why people ignore me. But number five, and again, I knew this one again because of my background, but only female mosquitoes bite. Did you stop or did you go mute? I didn't go mute. I'm still talking.
Speaker: Oh God, Jeff froze. And Jeff's gone. Okay, we'll see if he comes back. But anyways, number five is the only mosquito that bites is the female mosquito. This quote below it says, mosquitoes need blood for their eggs. That's just selfish. Mosquito equals selfish retard who bites innocent poor people just for their kids to grow up and get eaten by froggy.
Speaker: Fair enough, sir. Um, let's don't know what's going on with Jeffrey. Did you know that if you put a blue well on the length of a football pitch, you would have to call off the game like a, like an American football field or a soccer field? I don't know which one's bigger. I know the American football field is.
Speaker: Well, roughly 110 yards from back of the end zone to back of the end zone. 110, 115 yards, which there's three yards and a foot, so do the math. American football is bigger, it is bigger, okay. What is that?
Speaker: 3 ,000 feet The three a little over 3 ,000 feet I Need to I'm gonna look up some information on on on the old Blue whale those bits of it Well now you got me thinking damn it. I Blame you sir
Speaker: We'll see if Jeff comes back in here. He apparently is having some technical difficulties. So, but let's keep rolling with this top 25 ish list. Okay. So number four on the list is a go is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
Speaker: I never thought about that, but it makes sense. Huh. I was close. 110 to 115. I was close. I wasn't sure if they were a full 10 yards or not. Um.
Speaker: Of course, then you got the grammar police and the grammar Nazis in the comments, and nobody gives a damn, because at the end of the day, yeah, you just say, go! We're done. End of conversation. And I only just... Things that I don't think about when I watch football, usually I'm drinking beer and cursing at the TV. I'm not thinking about the distance from back end zone to back end zone.
Speaker: I feel like this is a fact that most people generally know number three, or at least if you grew up on or around a farm or had former friends. The pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew. So yeah, do what you will with that useless fact.
Speaker: Number two, statistically more people button their shirts upwards, which now I have no idea. So I'm going to have to, next time I wear a button up shirt, try to remember and see how I button it. Well, there you go. You looked it up. And number one on this list.
Speaker: dreamt d r e m r d r e a m t is the only english word that ends with m t there you have it guys it's not a top 10 it's a top 25 of useless facts do what you will with them enjoy them think about them ponder them feel conflicted about them
Speaker: Do whatever you will. So I don't know what's going on with Jeff. I have not gotten a message from him yet saying anything happened. Useless facts slash quiz questions. You're damn right. Like I said, jot them down. Have you guys liked that?
Speaker: Like I said, this new website that I found, it's called, I don't mind sharing it with you guys, it is called TheTopTens, thetoptens .com and they've got everything from colors to humor, numbers, wrestling, a whole bunch of miscellaneous stuff, sports, movies, music, I mean,
Speaker: If you name it, it's there and I was kind of scrolling through it today and looking at it and it's pretty cool because they'll release a list or they'll put out a list of however many things and it'd be like most popular celebrities. And they'll put out a list of a hundred celebrities or something like that. And then you can vote on it and you can comment and all that other jazz. So I think I'm going to start pulling
Speaker: My cam went down 300 feet. What are you talking about? 300 feet, Joe. How did your cam go down? Restart your fucking laptop. So I think I'm going to start pulling my top 10s from that. But with that being said, let's take a real quick break, guys, and play a little blacktop mojo here.
Speaker: Let's see if we can figure out what's going on with Jeff. See if we can get him back in here, get him pulled back up. So, as I said last week, or Saturday, I should have had this pulled up and ready, but I didn't. We have a new band that we're playing on the breaks, Sunshine and Bullets. They're friends of mine.
Speaker: I'm just not prepared. There they are. I did. I'm off to bed. Hey, Mosh, have a good one. Tag me and let me know.
Speaker: Next time you go live, I'd like to check out one of your quiz shows. Appreciate you hanging out for a little bit. Have a good one, bro. I just re -invited Jeff. We'll see if he comes back in. But we're gonna take a real quick break. Got some sunshine and bullets for you guys. Feel free to check them out on YouTube and social media.
Speaker: Again, they're friends of mine. They're on a little hiatus doing the family thing, making babies and all that jazz. But hopefully they'll be back in the studio and maybe be back on the road one day. Again, they're doing some live shows. So we can, but in the meantime, we can enjoy some of their music.
Speaker: So we will be right back after this song. If it starts. To the young where we're going. To the young where we're going. To the young where we're going. To the young where we're going. To the young where we're going. To the young where we're going. To the young where we're going. To the young where we're going. To the young where we're going.
Speaker: I hope you keep an eye on the mind Let's die a different way
Speaker: Making triggers where our playgrounds should be. In the end, man, we're moving through the shadows. The darkness was strong, so there's this pattern up. We don't need better fun, so children dying now. We don't need it.
Speaker: Come to take your life
Speaker: Won't it save us from our sins? Won't it ever be safe enough? Will we laugh until we die? We never need to turn apart So I can't deny it now We don't need enough of the rest
Speaker: feeling the pressure of a big expense. We're going to do it too far. We got a little bit of technical difficulties going on. 0 % intro APR cards. So enjoy another Sunshine and Bullets track.
Speaker: Steady climbing, not knowing where I'll have to die Back by misinformation, there's no space to tell the light We wanna re -emphasize you, make sure you're doing it right One day you'll call yourself what you laid to save your mind
Speaker: We'll be watching you out
Speaker: Don't you want a new distraction? Don't you want a new disease? We don't need violence, we just need attraction We don't need coefficients, you're clever
Speaker: You're gonna die!
Speaker: It's time to run out We hope that you're all to live It's not too late to catch the end
Speaker: Spencer this come now Shawn Spencer. All right. All right. We're back. We're back. We're back What is going on with Jeff he having some technical difficulties on his end We're gonna try to get him back in here bear with us. If not, we'll I Can't I can't invite
Speaker: Never mind, I can't invite us. Why will Haps not let you join? Did you close everything, restart everything, do all that jazz? So we're right in the middle of the show and Jeff just was gone. So apparently something's going on, screwy, on his end. I do not know what the hell is going on.
Speaker: with it at all. The invite is out there, Jeff. I'm gonna send another one. The invite is out there. We'll see if he pops up backstage. Try it on your phone. Try to do it on your phone. We'll see if we can come back in here. We're gonna try to go ahead and keep the show rolling.
Speaker: This wasn't Jeff's fault, so I'll try not to make fun of him too harshly. But. What say you? Man, I had some good stories too today. Damn it, all the hell. Fucking Haps! Apparently he's saying that he needs more followers. Haps won't let him. My phone won't let me sign in.
Speaker: Who the fuck is the creator of this goddamn album? What the hell is his name? Pedro Morales or whatever? We need that guy to come in here to explain himself. Explain yourself. Fair enough, Sophie. Explain yourself and explain your actions. What the hell is that guy's name?
Speaker: Somebody tag him. What is it, Pedro or something like that? I don't know what the hell his name is. This bullshit that is like right in the middle of your fucking stream or right in the middle of a goddamn stream that they're just going to cut you off and not let you, not let you continue.
Speaker: And I don't know. Shit. This is the life of nonsensical nonsense. Just put all of our bullshit right out there on the air. Well,
Speaker: Let's go ahead and attempt some news here. Jeff, you got your location on? On your laptop? Let's keep on rolling here. Let's try to stay on track. Hopefully Jeff. Somebody look up the creator of fucking Haps and tag the shit out of them and bring their silly asses in here so we can have a conversation. But in the meantime, let's go ahead and do a little bit of news, shall we?
Speaker: I'm going to tell you a couple of stories. So listen to this. Listen to this. Okay. Listen.
Speaker: Fuck Mark Goldman. He's not there. He has nothing to do with this. I can't think of their damn names, but, um, sure would be nice to have one of them come in here and, uh, break it down for us. So you guys can figure out who the, uh, who the creator is. Uh, go ahead and let us know or tag them in the comments. We can have a little conversation, a chit chat, if you will.
Speaker: Um, today is, uh, where's it at? Every day is a national something or another. And today is another national whatever day. Um, today is national weed day.
Speaker: Go do your due diligence and go find out who the creators of this what the hell their names are. Where's Tony tag Tony D but a company No today is National Brownie Day Who followed
Speaker: Dude, just start going through and following fucking everybody. Just follow everybody that you can. Today is national brownie day. My bad, not weed day. So a company weeds out the competition and bakes an 850 pound pot brownie. Bob, fire up number two. We're going to Norwood, Massachusetts. Let's go. Don't worry about Jeff, he's having issues. So,
Speaker: He'll be fine. Let's go, Jeffrey! Get on Facebook, get on Twitter, whatever accounts you have linked up to this and just start following the shit out of people.
Speaker: A Massachusetts cannabis company is celebrating National Brownie Day today with what is believed to be the largest THC infused brownie ever made. Marymed Inc said the massive confection is 3 feet by 3 feet, 0 .9 meters by 0 .9 meters, square and 15 inches, 0 .38 centimeters
Speaker: tall and weighs 850 fucking pounds and contains 20 ,000 milligrams of THC. Boy, somebody's getting fucked up on and they're going to enjoy the top 25 useless facts list that I just did. Bro, did you know that a whale's tongue is heavier than an elephant? I don't know why.
Speaker: I don't think stoners sound like that. I don't know how stoners sound. Obviously I don't think I'm dead, dude. The brownie is also made to celebrate the launch of the company's new line of cannabis infused edibles called Bubbies Baked. According to a statement from the Norwood -based company,
Speaker: that also has facilities in several other states. What happens to the Brownie Now Company spokesperson, Howard Shactor, said it will be sent to Middleborough Dispensary and ultimately sold to a medical marijuana patient as to what the customer plans to do with it. Howard couldn't say the purchase price is still being determined, he said. Some motherfucker is gonna be,
Speaker: Shaggy for me. Like zoinks! I still, my voice is still not there. Scoob! What are we gonna do with this brownie, man? They're gonna sell that one brownie, that massive fucking THC infused pop brownie to one person. Why not cut it up and break it down and sell it in the store? You know, like,
Speaker: Why are you selling it to just one person? I wanna know how much it's gonna cost personally at the end of the day. How much is that motherfucker gonna cost? The world we live in, welcome to 2020. Yeah, you'd lose all feeling in everything, your body, your soul,
Speaker: You're ad, holy shit, what's going on, Jen? Everything, thousands on thousands. Yeah, oh yeah. There's 20 ,000 milligrams of THC in that bitch. How much does one milligram of THC cost? Can I Google that? Is that gonna put me on a list? It's probably not the worst thing
Speaker: That'll put me on the list, uh, considering some of the other shit I've looked up just on this podcast. How much does one kilogram or one milligram? According to rapid tables, how much does one milligram of THC cost? Here's a summary from MJ Bay's daily. The average price per milligram of THC in beverages is 26 cents. Okay. So what is 26 cents times 20 ,000?
Speaker: The answer is 520 ,000 US cents. What is 520 ,000 pennies in dollars? I don't want to do that. Okay, well, they're just going to give me a conversion chart. It's $5 ,200. I didn't feel like doing the math.
Speaker: Overdose? $5 ,200. Just... Just... Just did THC.
Speaker: Well, yeah, no, that's just kind of a rough idea. That's just a rough idea. That's not adding the uptick in price for retail. That's not factoring in the fact that it's the brownie, the materials, the labor, anything like that. That's just kind of a rough, raw idea. So what?
Speaker: Just pull some bullshit out of my ass. Let me be Jeff for a minute and say, $15 ,000 for that brownie. I don't know, man. I didn't want to do the math on it, so I just had my Google Assistant help me out here, so.
Speaker: Uh, did you actually tag? Oh, that's his name. See, I knew his name was Pablo something or another. No, was I saying Pedro? Either way. Uh, easy a thousand or two for Browning.
Speaker: I think it's going to be more than a thousand. I mean, just the THC loaded. It's just a rough pull of numbers out of my ass. Uh, was, was $5 ,200. I don't think you're tagging them, right? There you go. So,
Speaker: $5 ,200 American. So yeah, like I said, uh, man, I don't know. I would really like to know the price on that. Well, I'm going to have to do, that's how you tag somebody Jeff. It should come up in green.
Speaker: But, I'm kind of baffled. I'm gonna see if I can keep an eye on that story because I'd like to know how much it sells for.
Speaker: This story just came out today. It was this morning, it popped up. So I'm gonna have to do a better job on my end and have to do some research and all that jazz and see if I can find out when they report how much they sold for, when they sell it, and all that other jazz. But in other news, Chuggie, or Chuggie? Chuggie?
Speaker: And Omicron, Omicron, however you want to pronounce it, among 2021's most mispronounced words, Cheugy is apparently a lot to chew on. Grammy award -winning singer -songwriter Billy Eilish and Philadelphia Eagles center Jason Kelsey have something in common. Broadcasters butcher their names. And virtually everyone is having trouble with Omicron. I believe it's like Omicron or Omnicron.
Speaker: all four made it into this year's list of mispronounced words as compiled by the U .S. Captioning Company, which captions and subtitles real -time events on TV and in courtrooms. So Billy Eilish
Speaker: Jason Kelsey, which if Jason Kelsey, his name is being mispronounced, then I would assume his brother tied in for the Kansas city chiefs. Travis Kelsey is also getting his name. So I don't know why they just brought up Jason and not his brother. One of the top tight ends in the fucking league. But who the hell am I to, to, to judge or say, I don't know, buddy, have any importance. I could barely say the simple words.
Speaker: But the list released Tuesday identifies the words that prove most challenging for news readers and people on television pronounced this year. The caption company said it surveyed its members to generate the list, which is now in the sixth year and commissioned by Babbel, Babbel, Babbel, Babbel, Babbel. A language learning platform with headquarters in Berlin and New York.
Speaker: Newscasters in the U .S. have struggled with 2021's new words and names while reporting on key sporting events, viral internet trends, and emerging celebrities, said Esteban Tumba, a stand -up comedian and teacher for Babel Live. As a language teacher, it's always interesting to see that some of the terms that are usually new call
Speaker: Yeah, we're not gonna try that word you got me there mr. English teacher Or are rooted or borrowed from other languages. He said as a native speaker I must confess it is fun to see English speakers stumble a bit for a change So
Speaker: Esteban went on ahead and he broke down these words. Chuggi, so I had it right, it is Chuggi. A trendy term popularized, popularized, popularized by Gen Z and used to mock an outdated and unfashionable, typically associated with millennials such as live, laugh, and love sons. Chipotle, Chipotle, Chipotle, whatever you wanna call it,
Speaker: pronounced Chipotle, the American fast food chain became the center of viral trends this year challenging baby boomers to pronounce the name. Now see, I would have said the same thing. Dalgona is actually pronounced Talgona. It's a Korean tree, which was popularized with squid game.
Speaker: Dogecoin, which is cryptocurrencies that begin somewhat ironically before being popularized by Elon Musk, causing his values to dramatically increase. A lot of people say Dogecoin or whatever. Then you got Billie Eilish, which is pronounced Eilish or whatever. And, etc, etc, etc.
Speaker: Well stop making up bullshit words people at the end of the day just stop making up some bullshit ass words You're pissing everybody off because you got all these stupid ass words that you're just literally making up We'll say that story for when Jeff is available because I think you'll get a kick out of that one and
Speaker: uh... there's a lot of good stories tonight too that uh... I think Jeff would have gotten a kick out of but so we gotta gotta kinda scroll here uh... we'll do this one here this sucks man I can't believe Jeff got fucking booted man
Speaker: I just keep sending them invites. He's probably not even paying any attention anymore, but I keep sending them invites. So KFC is apparently offering a gravy card to one lucky fan. Gravy lovers have the chance to win a year's supply of the sauce and a new competition organized by KFC.
Speaker: KFC is offering Lucky Fan the chance to get a gravy cart. The winner will be granted access to a year's supply of KFC gravy in celebration to one of Christmas' most mouthwatering side pieces. Interested gravy lovers should head to KFC website between the 7th and 24th of December and say exactly why they are the biggest fan of the soft.
Speaker: to have a chance at winning, whether it be in a culinary concoction or slightly bizarre gravy brag. The winner will not need to worry about making their own gravy again as they can simply walk into their nearest KFC branch, flash their cord and enjoy the delicious accompaniment, accompaniment.
Speaker: I can't say words for shit. Whenever the, uh, whenever the urge hits, those interested must be entered before Christmas Eve on 12, 24 to stand a chance of winning the gravy prize. Okay. KFC has a lot of good food. I'm not going to lie. Oh, you guys got KFC over there. Nice. Uh,
Speaker: Maybe it's just me because I'm not really a gravy guy. I don't really particularly Like gravy all that much. I don't dislike it, but I'm not going out of my way to get gravy You know what I mean? So
Speaker: Again, this just sounds like some stoner is gonna win this and they're gonna be making all kinds of weird -ass stoner fucking concoctions with KSC gravy Fruit loops in gravy gravy and grilled cheese gravy this gravy that motherfuckers
Speaker: Now I will say back in the day way back in the day way before Popeyes or churches or any of these other joints decided to do a chicken sandwiches KFC did these like little chicken sandwiches. I guess you could kind of call them sliders those things were fucking killer boy
Speaker: and something different. And it was literally just a piece of chicken and a pickle and the bun, just a little bun. But they were super cheap and you could get like a whole bag full of them for next to nothing. So, and then, you know, you can, hey, can I get honey mustard or barbecue sauce or whatever KSC sauce that you like and you just get the little pouch and then you
Speaker: pour it on your sandwich, you don't have to get too crazy with it. It's just one of those tasty little quick bites, tasty little treats. But no, I totally get it. Yeah, those things were great. I mean, I totally get it at the end of the day. It is what it is.
Speaker: What are you gonna do with gravy for a year? Come on, man. And obviously, obviously there's a market for it. At the end of the day, there's an ask for every seat. And apparently there is a lot of asses for that particular seat because people are going to, they're gonna enter. They're gonna jump in on it. They're gonna take part. They're gonna wanna have,
Speaker: a chance to win gravy for a fucking year. Yeah, they wanna have a fucking heart attack. Some jackass is gonna be eating it or drinking it from the carton. Because you can't really eat gravy or we're just gonna be drinking it, but that's, I think that's what I don't like about a lot of gravies is that, especially theirs, it is really salty.
Speaker: And I don't put a lot of salt on it. Just in regular life, in regular cooking, I don't use a lot of salt. So I think that might be what it is that kind of turns me off to KFC's gravy. Oh, they absolutely do. There's no doubt in my mind that they do. A hundred percent. Much like
Speaker: Uh, a lot of restaurants, I will name any particular, but like certain fast -food restaurants will use the same grease to do their fries, uh, over and over and over and over again, because it gives it that certain taste, that particular taste that everybody likes, um, or different things like that. Um, so I'm sure that there is chicken juices definitely put into their, into their gravy.
Speaker: Absolutely no doubt. Bye. Bye No, you don't trust me but That's that's I mean I had other news stories but that's really all I'm gonna do tonight cuz like I said the other ones that I have are
Speaker: I think there'll be good conversation between Jeff and I. And it's kind of tough to do it one -sided. I think he'll get a kick out of some of them. So hopefully by Saturday, Jeff will be able to go live with me again and we could, we could get this figured out. Apparently the creators are too busy. I mean, they can't come in and answer questions to a,
Speaker: One of the streamers that don't sit here to spend most of their streams just stroking them off. But it is what it is. Jeff, you might have to reach out to the help desk and ask them, what the hell is going on? What you need to do? What could be done to help a brother out?
Speaker: But it's gonna be kind of a short show tonight, just because, yeah, obviously we had the technical difficulties on Jeff's end and was not at all planning that, did not. What do you mean black bits all over the food? What are you talking about? So, kind of an abrupt ending, but I still wanted to get some, I still wanted to do news, still wanted to get news out there, still wanted to hang out with you guys for a little bit.
Speaker: No, have you? No, it's a deep fryer, man. They literally pour the fries into a basket and they dip it down in there, you know? So you're not, yeah, you don't have to worry about getting all the black bits and stuff like that on your food and shit. And if you do, you probably just think it's pepper anyways. You don't pay no attention to it.
Speaker: Most people that go to McDonald's, myself included, when you're eating the fries, you're just reaching into the fry container. You're grabbing a handful and you're not inspecting each individual fry. You know, you're just scarfing it down like the savage that you are. So as I said, let's go ahead and
Speaker: wrap this up. I'm going to say let's wrap this up and Jeff's going to pop back in here like what the fuck man. I'm in the show. Um, but
Speaker: Let's go ahead and get this advertising on YouTube. There's always an ad because he's motherfuckers on YouTube. But let's go ahead and wrap the show up. Try to do a proper outro. Appreciate you guys for listening. Appreciate you guys for hanging out for a little bit. Do apologize for the technical difficulties and losing Jeff. Not quite sure what happened here.
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Speaker: So the official closer, a little blacktop mojo, wicked woman. It's got a slow intro, so I'm just going to talk. Good idea. As Jeff says, tools is. We're out of here. See you fucking Saturday.
Speaker: She likes the blood on her hands She dances naked through the trees until it rots away
Speaker: You waste the blade above the head As I began to believe, she said Oh, mother in the sky, take this sacrifice I wanna live far
Speaker: Sir, can I help you?
Speaker: Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No man, like something sharp. Something like I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich cracker pregnant with a cheese baby. All right. Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and
Speaker: Can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah, bathroom key. All right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back. And that'll be $1 ,362. And I'm going to have to have exact same. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment. Whatever, man. OK. What's that? I'm sorry. Uh -oh. Uh -oh.
Speaker: Kill me, I'm your brother Make me the son of you Oh shit, Chuck
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: I want to live forever.
Speaker: All right, we outta here. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for watching. We will see y 'all Saturday night, 8 p .m. Feel free to join us for another episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense and make sure you go check us out on all social media. Deuces!
