Nonsensical Nonsense 168 Dont touch my cheese whiz..or else!!

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Speaker: What's going on, everybody? Happy Saturday. Hopefully, you're enjoying your weekend, enjoying some college football. Welcome to another episode of Nonsense School Nonsense. I'm the one and only Glick. We got Tony D in the house.

Speaker: The goat sucker, aka Jeff, will not be here tonight. We don't know what he's doing. We don't know where he's at. Yes, we do. And we're happy for him. He's out sucking goats. Beware Cancun. He's doing a family thing. Enjoy yourself, Jeff. We got it. Hopefully, yes. But if you guys aren't already, go ahead and check us out on all the social media. I've been a little bit of a

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Speaker: Well, the whole thing holds one good goddamn time. Yeah, give us a little. Preferably in a residential area where you scare the hell out of everybody. Yeah, that's what I said. I said what I said. Judge me if you will. They will. Only God can judge me Tony D. Only God can judge me.

Speaker: You know, any other given Saturday, I would generally let you get away with a roll tide. But the fact that you guys took that one point to Texas, and you needed a lot of help from the referees today, I wouldn't brag about that. Hell, they was almost shooting in Alabama a couple of times. I was like, damn. Alabama should have got that safety. There should have been a...

Speaker: It roughened the passer when they took Ewers out. There should have been all kinds of shit that the refs were just like. Sorry, who signed our paycheck? The SEC, ESPN, NCAA. Oh, yeah, that's right. Alabama. No, it's not a safety. To your big 10, this is the money you got to match. Good luck. I'd be willing to bet that the big 10 can easily, easily matches the money that the SEC makes on a bad night with volleyball. Yeah.

Speaker: I said what I said, you heard what I said. The only thing the SEC has on anybody is football, but when you're in bed with two of the, when you're in bed with the biggest backup, two at the SEC, then yeah, you're going to be good in football, so jealousy. The Big Ten has everything going on. I'm sorry, I don't know. I believe it was my guys in the blue and yellow, the amazing gold that,

Speaker: that are the bays of blue that completely owned every big 10 championship last year. So I don't have anything to be jealous of. They didn't make it in the playoffs. What are you talking about? They didn't make it to play Alabama, did they? They should have. Should have been. It should have been. Should have could have would have. But you know what?

Speaker: You know, again, once again, when you're met with the right people, they match up two SEC schools to guarantee the SEC will be in the championship. Tell me I'm wrong. We've seen that conspiracy. Everybody is tired of the SEC winning championships. But your team can't beat them. It's like the Yankees. I can't stand the Yankees, but motherfuckers can't beat them. I don't know. Did my team play them last year?

Speaker: Did your team qualify to even play us last year? My team was in the playoffs. Did you qualify to play them? No. There's your answer. Did you guys win the championship last year? No. Exactly. But how many do we have compared to everybody else? So even if we did beat Georgia, we would have probably beat you guys too. Or no. Yeah.

Speaker: Who beat you guys? Who beat Georgia? Shut up Georgia. And didn't beat Georgia, I don't even want to hear it. And here's the Georgia. It was about time y 'all was going to win. Now it's your job to defend your championship. That is your job, Georgia. It is your job to defend your championship. That's it. I will say Alabama's coming.

Speaker: But it is your job to defend your championship. I ain't worried about nobody else. You had to defend your championship. Oh, I'm sure they'll be put into the playoffs with two losses, three losses, four losses. They don't have nobody in their conference because over the past seven years, they've been running their conference. They really have. So they shouldn't be there by the cumulative points. I got them. But you got to defend it.

Speaker: The hardest part of being a champion is defending your championship. Yeah, that's a real John Madden way to explain it. The next thing you're going to tell me is that the team that puts the most points on the board wins. Are you going to tell me how many times y 'all should have beat Alabama?

Speaker: My team personally has a winning record against the SEC, so I'm not worried about all that. But how many championships against the SEC? How many championships against the SEC? Yes. That I couldn't tell you.

Speaker: But again, like I said, again, like I said, again, like I said, again, like I said, if the big 10 was in bed with the ESPN, who has the majority votes, then the big 10 could easily be sitting there shopping the same bullshit that you're talking. You don't earn championships. It's the same thing why everybody hates the Yankees, because you wait until right around playoffs, and then you go and buy all these players to guarantee a championship.

Speaker: I have watched, I have seen in my lifetime, NBCS, a three loss Bama school and a championship that had no business being there. That's it. No business being there.

Speaker: I have watched unbeaten schools year after year after year get snubbed in championships or now the playoffs. I'm curious to see how they're going to do it now that they said, I think they're bumping it up to 12 teams or something like that. So what now we're going to guarantee the entire SEC has a playoff spot every year. Let me jump in on it. That we're losing to the one who lost two last week. We also have to acknowledge when they finally didn't make it. They got their ass as well.

Speaker: Hawaii. I think. When did Hawaii get a chance? Hawaii lost to Georgia in a big bowl game and they were undefeated and got stopped. Oh yeah, bowl game. We're talking championships. Notre Dame stopped. Notre Dame's always stupid. It doesn't matter. They wanted to be stupid. Overrated. Notre Dame is always so stupidly overrated. It blows my mind. I actually think that they

Speaker: Well, they lost last week to Ohio State, which turned out to be a decent game, which doesn't surprise me. Yeah. Notre Dame, once again, overrated, was ranked in the, what, top four, top five at the beginning of the season? That's your number one, Morgan. No, this year, I'm talking this year. Well, that's still Ohio State last week and a good game, which everybody figured it would be a pretty good game.

Speaker: But then today they took a serious L and they got their dicks knocked in the dirt by Marshall. Yes, we are Marshall. Bill's Marshall. No, I ain't not Marshall for it. I'm glad they did it. Now goodbye Notre Dame. Go the fuck away and leave everybody alone. Leave college football to the real college football teams. Go back to doing your Hail Marys and learning how to touch little boys.

Speaker: Whatever you do. Go back to graduating. I imagine for that little else go to being shit. Y 'all will graduate. Fucking overrated jackoffs. But that's Notre Dame every year. You know, they get all this big hype. They get into a bowl game and get their dicks knocked in the dirt.

Speaker: So that's what I, that's what I clown on Cameron. You know, he's a Clemson fan and I clown on him constantly. I'm like, dude, they're in the ACC. Calm down. Yeah, but they've won twice. Yeah, but they're in the ACC. They have won twice. You got to give them that. ACC the Big East was all right to me. But they won. Come on, man. They won. Michigan hasn't won. What are you talking about? We haven't won since 97. That's okay. The times are changing.

Speaker: Ohio State's won. When did y 'all win? Well, first of all, don't y 'all meet. Second of all, not my choice. You're closer to that school than you are to Michigan. I used to work at that school. When did y 'all win? I remember y 'all getting closer. I remember most of it. I remember most of it. I remember most of it.

Speaker: What was the day his injury was horrendous? I'm sure. I'm going to get all kinds of hell. I already know. I think it was 2012. They won one.

Speaker: when they're not getting snubbed. I hate Ohio State. But they do get snubbed a lot in the voting and shit like that. They do get snubbed. They do get snubbed. Michigan's been borderline dog shit since Lloyd Card left. They struggle for a hot minute.

Speaker: Who did? Michigan? Yeah, Michigan. I mean, they've had winning seasons and shit like that. They're just not winning the games they need to be winning. Right. But. App State Tech. Was Texas A &M really an upset though?

Speaker: but predictions, probably. I had to realize the predictions are based on everybody else's expectations. So let me make it real. I mean, they played, they played North Carolina last week. And I think that North Carolina won by like just a couple points. It was like 61 to 60 or some dumb shit like that. Wow. Yeah. It was ridiculous. Ridiculous. But, um,

Speaker: No, I was watching that Texas game today and I was just like. Either Alabama is not that good this year or Texas is way better than anybody thought they were. That's what's coming out. Alabama is not as good as they used to be every year on quarterback and there's always been an issue. Cam was good. App State always has a strong. They've always had a strong program. I've tried telling people that for years. Yeah.

Speaker: They always play really good against like these big schools. Yeah, but they're always what's Get to the pros can't do nothing White and Geno Smith Into the program guys from guys from App State go to the pros and can't do anything Yeah, you got why you got Gino Smith don't mean anything Ohio State puts out NFL players all the time that don't do shit

Speaker: What's the name? Chris Carter? Did he go to Ohio State? Yeah, Chris Carter. He had Michael Wood or whatever his name is, Michael Wood or whatever. He had some. Eddie Jordan. Always still rich. Should have been up there. OK, 2015. Was the last time Michigan or Ohio State won the championship. And they beat. Couldn't know man.

Speaker: I think Auburn. I just think it was Auburn. I just put a question into our group chat. You can break down everything about everybody else, but then you don't fucking know. I'll Google it. Because I don't care about Ohio State. I got to do everything up here. You know what? You can call him the water boy. Go and look at his records, because the couple years he played, he was breaking every damn record in Michigan.

Speaker: Call it on. So if he's a water boy, Brady. So if that makes him a water boy, that's a damn good fucking water boy. Let's not get started. Let's not get started on Clemson players. I got one currently suspended for 11 games on my team. Shall we talk about Uncle Touchy Deshaun Watson?

Speaker: Uncle Touchy, you got a lot of jokes against motherfuckers when you ain't even in here. What, do you think that Sean Watson is going to come up here and defend himself? I would gladly invite him to. He ain't got nothing else to do in the next 14 weeks. I mean, Sean Watson, if you see this, I ain't got no shade. I ain't got no shade with him. I ain't got no shade with him. I ain't got no shade with him. I ain't got no shade against you. I ain't got no shade against you.

Speaker: He's been defending himself for the last year and a half. You really think he's going to come up on this podcast and defend himself? I ain't throwing shade at him either. I'm saying he better win a fucking Super Bowl in Cleveland for the amount of money they fucking pay disaster. By the time he sees the field, it's going to be almost two years or over two years. And they guaranteed him two and a half years and they guaranteed him how much money again? A lot. Yeah. He better win a fucking Super Bowl.

Speaker: He ain't better do shit, all he gotta do is better play. He better win a goddamn Super Bowl. He better play. He better win a Super Bowl. That's all I gotta say. I know people. Fuck around and get Nancy Kerrigan. Sean Watson, fuck around and get Nancy Kerrigan. Shit. Damn, who the fuck the job is?

Speaker: I know y 'all be. And Tom Brady is not the only monster to come out of, or the only good player to come out of Michigan. Desmond Howard and Charles Woodson do. No, that's fine. Man, do you watch College Game Day?

Speaker: No, I'll be at work. I used to watch the Florida Snob. I stopped. I really didn't stop. They, they, they, they, they, it's too much. I watched the film too long. Dude, they added. And y 'all be LSU. That's who it was. Y 'all be LSU and all. And they beat Florida, or no, they lost to Florida one year in the championship. A lot of states got a shitty record against the SEC, though. No, they added Pat McCaffrey to, uh,

Speaker: to ESPN game day. He was the former kicker for the Colts. He's on SmackDown. He's in wrestling. He does commentating on SmackDown. Dude's a fucking trip. God damn dude's a character. He was killing me today because them boys were not ready for the energy he was bringing. He was up there on the stage cussing. He was killing him. I was rolling. I was laughing my ass off. They were interviewing the basketball coach from Texas.

Speaker: And he's got this big ass fucking belt buckle. Pat's got this big ass fucking belt buckle on. And the coach, the basketball coach is like, ah, that's a nice jacket you got there. Fucking Pat's like, here you can have it. He takes it off and gives it to you. He's just standing there in a goddamn tank top of this big ass fucking buckle. I was dying. I was like, damn, this is what game day needed. They needed this energy because I love watching game day. But it gets boring. Cam Jeff is with the family today.

Speaker: Get your hands up in here. We got to get up here and everybody else. I got an idea if you want. I got an idea for the night. After Glick runs through his ideas and his agenda, I got an idea. I don't have an idea. I don't have an agenda. I just come in here and start talking. Are you serious? Jeff's at home helping his wife, Pax, and she can move back to her other house in here.

Speaker: She's showing the pictures of her of her house in europe and you're like look at the balcony there ever looks the I can see the Eiffel tower from my bedroom window. It's beautiful at night Jeff's like just like so what's the bathroom look like? What's your bathroom situation looking like? Yeah

Speaker: This stupid fool. I need all the bell kings in the house, dammit. We're not doing fantasy football. But it's tomorrow morning. Are we doing that tomorrow morning? I don't know, because I don't ever get a response from no fucking body. But you? OK, so I'm asking you. And right now, you and I, don't fucking worry about anybody else. Are we? You and I do it. I'll make it real easy for you. We ain't got to do it tomorrow morning. I can do it now. It'll take me 30 minutes.

Speaker: If you don't have an agenda, and we are part of nonsense can I says broadcast. What a random race coming soon. It is its own stand alone show. It is not part of this show. Jesus Christ. That's why I said, are we doing it tomorrow? Yes or no. Give me a time and I'll be there. I want to be there. Me and you have talked enough. We ain't going to talk about football wise. Everybody else needs to talk with us. Fuck everybody else.

Speaker: We're in the mix, what's good? Just, man, you a busy dude on YouTube. I wanna let you know. Big ups to you, man. You a busy dude on YouTube. I didn't know. You really are. All I gotta say, all I gotta say is I hope golf comes up in here. Cause I got that ass this week. Oh, the big ass, prison style golf. Fuck around and talk all that mess with my auto drafted bullshit ass team that I had to rebuild from bullshit free agents.

Speaker: I got a couple of moves I need to make. And there's a few trades I think we all need to discuss. I got a couple of wide receivers if you're interested. I could use a running back. I'm listening. But no, like I said, if you want to do it tomorrow, message everybody and just let them know, hey, we're going to do it this time. I got to go pick up my girls. I'm going to stop you right there. The league is my, I made it clear.

Speaker: Once the drive was done, I ain't got enough to say. I'm not messaging, I'm not calling. If y 'all don't pay attention, it ain't my fault. You get the concept, I'ma give you that.

Speaker: I'm not going through this shit. Y 'all been playing fantasy football for over a decade. If you ain't paying attention to shit, it will not be my fault. I am interested in doing a broadcast where we could all discuss our teams, our rosters, and any trade for everybody who auto -pit because game one was Thursday. The first regular season, monster broadcast day is gonna be Sunday. I need everybody up in here now. And if we got to do it tomorrow morning, all right. I got a house for myself. I can be up. Yeah, I'm ready. And Sunday morning, the bunch of y 'all are in church.

Speaker: get your answers up here. There are 900 different forms of platform. You can send a message or somebody say hey tomorrow at 1130. I'll send messages on four of those platforms. And we still got a full day run. So you say you say that you say tomorrow. This is your team and it's a football's mind. No.

Speaker: You know what? You know what? From the way you're talking, the way you sound right now, there's not going to be a fantasy football show because, A, I would listen to you. I wouldn't even have a fantasy football week. No, I would have started in. I would have just done it my damn self. Which is how you win because you boot people out. You just went, no, no. I've never booted. You know what, Cam? Cam's right there in the chat. You can ask him, Cameron. I have never booted anybody out of a league.

Speaker: I've ran every league that Cameron and I have been in together for the last five years. I'm wearing no smoke to get up here. I did talk with Ted. I haven't talked with Jojo.

Speaker: I really want and this is the other thing. Pace really couldn't draft. I would like for him to be up to him and if they're going to be pretty much the newest out of all of us. And a lot of things need to happen between them and all of us. I would love, I would love to see all of us sit back and actually do some interaction with no shade because most fantasy football leagues can't do trades without having some sort of shade in the deal.

Speaker: Okay. Well, you know, like I said, you're not going to get the entire league on the one broadcast at one time. You're going to get a piece here and there from John DeTain. Well, that's my ultimate goal. That's what you said. Ridiculous. You got to have a focus. You said ridiculous goals. Look at you. You had a podcast. You was talking shit. Now you got, now you have the internet, the internet radio network as an affiliate, which maybe steps.

Speaker: Baby steps. You have 17, 18 countries listening to us, which we do. Don't tell me what's wrong with our fake narrative. And don't tell me what's wrong with our fake narrative. Baby steps. Baby steps. I am baby steps. I am baby steps. I want this right now. And if I can't have it right now, I'm going to take my ball and go home. I told you more than once, you're going to have to put your foot down. Now when I put my foot down, you got shit to say. Make up my mind. I'm trying to. I'm trying to, damn it. You're not listening.

Speaker: Oh, like I said, I used to run nine leagues in one season. I didn't run it. I was in them. I could respond to all my messages. Now I understand people. I understand this is about to be the fall. I understand the pandemic is over. I understand too many notifications on your phone. God damn it, sure. Once we hear about it. That's why I said, you send out a message, you let people know, hey, Sundays at 11 o 'clock or whatever time,

Speaker: We're doing the fantasy podcast. If you can make it, be there. Whoever shows up, then you have to send invites. I told you, Brian is supposed to be in control of the broadcast. Brian's too busy. I don't know what the hell he's doing. I don't know if he's running people across the border. I don't know if he's a goddamn coyote at this point. I don't know what the hell he's doing. You're sneaking people in from Mexico. I don't know what the hell he's doing. That's why nobody's looking at me.

Speaker: I'll run the goddamn fantasy football show, goddamn it. Cameron, tomorrow at 11 o 'clock, be here. You can't move. It's not your call. It's my call. I'm running it now. I put my foot down. I'm King Dick around here. Well, people are busy Sunday morning. Church and family. I ain't got time for all that.

Speaker: Exactly. That's what I said. You're not going to get everybody up here. So you set a time. You, you send out, you send out a message, say, Hey, if you guys can pull up, pull up, let me know, hit me in the chat. And as soon as you do, we'll send them and then they can come up. But we can set a time and we can do the show. You're so goddamn indecisive. You don't even have that locked. You can't even pick a timeframe. You told me I was wrong. I didn't make up your mind.

Speaker: You tried to make up your mind, so therefore you was wrong. I didn't make it. I didn't make it up for you. Put your foot down. Put my foot down. I want everybody up here tonight. We're not doing fantasy football in here tonight. Why not? That's me putting my foot down. This is my show. We can do it afterwards. We can do it afterwards. Really? We can do it afterwards. I don't give a damn. I don't want to do it on here, Tony, because I'm trying to give you and Brian or whatever your own show to do a fantasy football show.

Speaker: You've been trying, I've already done it. More than once. No, you've done streams. Let's be honest. We've got to do an actual football show. I've actually had decent football conversations with people who came up when we had a conversation. Nobody comes up for a conversation. I'm here. I'm here. I'm just asking you to tell me your time in a goddamn place. Oh my God. I just told you now when you said no.

Speaker: No, you didn't. I've asked you 20 times. Are we doing this tomorrow? What time? I gotta go get my girls in the morning, so I need to make sure that I'm up and I go get the girls and I'm back home and we can do this show.

Speaker: So let me ask you this. And you said, you said, I want everybody over here. Let's do this. Let's do this. This Saturday night, we're nonsense, because you ain't got no agenda. Why is it when a motherfucker makes an agenda or gives a time, everybody got something to do and needs it to be changed? I just told you the most convenient. We just spent 20 minutes fussing about it, and we could have been done by now. You still haven't given me a time or a place. Because you haven't. I'm the one who's right here right now saying, I'll be there. You tell me. And you said, motherfucker, we don't talk too much. We always talk. I don't care if you're there.

Speaker: We have. But we don't take the whole league. Baby steps. He might only get two or three. We're not babies. This league is. God, I cannot wait to win this league this year. Don't even look at me like that with your soft ass squad. I looked at your team. My squad is only soft if yours doesn't get injured. Even if mine gets injured.

Speaker: 11 42. Nice random time, random, Rick. I like it. 11 42 am time set. Oh, I see. I can do some level 30. I like your set menu. Let me know. I'll be there. I'll at least if anything, I will be there. Um,

Speaker: You know, if, if, uh, I do have a little bit of an agenda actually, but I don't know if it's going to go through or not. Um, I'll be there. Like I said, all you, all you gotta do is let me know. You know, I'll be there. As far as everybody else. Yeah. You said 11 30 right now. I'll be there. I'm a rolling Tony D casually late. 11 45 would just be like,

Speaker: I can do those 30 minutes by myself. I just want everybody there. I just want everybody there. I'm gonna tell you something, my grandfather and my dad used to tell me when I was growing up. I want one hand and shit and the other. Tell me which one fills up first. You know my grandfather said, hey, what you gotta do? All right.

Speaker: You know what my dad said? I know what your dad said. Instead of going out for milk and cigarettes, I'll be back. That's what your dad said, because you ain't seen him since. You leave my parents out of this. Those who tell me it happens to white people, too. I grew up in an orphanage. Both of my parents loved me. It wasn't just my dad. I grew up in an orphanage. It happens. What are you going to do? Turn me into the man I am today.

Speaker: That's why I'm the true champ. Happy to DMX. I'm the great. We're just like him. But like I said, I'm probably, Fairbose up in here. I would love to do that, but I could do something after this. I was thinking about doing it after this. Cause Brian will probably be available tonight. And it's very hard to get him at the founders. We'll be doing a broadcast. You and this will be commissioners as far as the trades and decisions and all that crazyness. Can we have any control or anything like that?

Speaker: No, excuse me. Do we have any control or anything like that? We don't need it. If people fuss, y 'all put your foot down. If it gets worse than you, then I put my foot down. There's levels to this shit. Y 'all don't need to be structured like everybody else. No. I want a symbol and substructure. That's all I want. You got a symbol. Now we just need a reciprocation of communication. Oh, Tony.

Speaker: It's total anarchy. The inmates are running the asylum and the belt kings fantasy football league. Let me help you out. I have to figure out something new today.

Speaker: Uh -oh, you fingered out some shit. Yeah, you should be afraid. Curiosity has got the best of me more times than I'd like to be in my life, so to say I'm not curious would be a lie. I'll wait for this one for a minute. I mean, burn should be a little bit of a night.

Speaker: Unless they're watching their combat sports, which is cool. Well, I mean, in all honesty, and again, like I said, with you and Brian being the quote unquote founders and whatnot, and everything else that led to the league. Yeah, because you're tossing labels around, like I'm the commissioner or whatever, Nancy's the commissioner. So I'm just saying, and if you guys want to do a show,

Speaker: And that's why I said, you know, Brian needs to make himself available. I know he's a little bit behind us on time, but if you guys want to do a show, you guys got to come together and he's got to make himself available for an hour or whatever, however long it is. So we can, you know, you guys can jump on, we can jump on and we can talk a little fantasy football, give our opinions on the upcoming game. No, you are fucking with me.

Speaker: Hell no. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. You know, I can't not add my two shins. I only spent 20 minutes talking about something I said we weren't going to talk about. Now I'm going to do something tonight. Let me know. I ain't got nothing but time to kill. Whether it be tonight, whether it be tomorrow morning. Let's keep the whole meeting together. First game of the season.

Speaker: after Thursday was the first game of the season, but we knew people. Well, I mean, actual yeah, that was that was this technical first game of the season, but you know season kicks off tomorrow and Buffalo put a foot in that ass. Yeah, they did. Buffalo put a foot in that ass and Cooper Cup still put up 31 fantasy points for me, dude, and I got masked after. And I got Stefan Diggs in my other league and he put up 20 some almost 30 points. That Buffalo Bills defense save me in my sleeper league though. Good God have mercy.

Speaker: Yes, sir. In my league, I would ever after that game, I was like claim a yoink. I'm going to take that Buffalo defense real quick. I'm going to keep my eyes on sauce gardener. There's a lot. There's a lot of his favor. He's a cornerback on the jets out of the corner that go season. I'm watching all the alerts on a lot of these players because they're talking real bad against a bunch of people.

Speaker: Well, I mean, you got to factor in the entire Jets defense. Not one guy is going to make that big of a difference. The defense is good. They lose games, but their defense has been good for the past few years. Yeah, but that's the problem with fantasy football. When you pick a defense, you don't want a defense that's going to allow a team to score, because that's where you really need to score. But I don't know what it is. I think the Rams offense has been called out. It was at the Super Bowl. I've noticed something. You could stop the run.

Speaker: You just can't stop the short pass with the Rams. Because since they stopped to run in the Super Bowl, they stopped to run very fucking well. I think the one thing that saved Los Angeles as far as running goes is that they were running, that they primarily are sticking with Henderson instead of Akers. Yeah, and there's a lot of reviews saying Akers is not a good pick.

Speaker: He's hurt. Rondell Moore is going to kill me. CD Lamb is slated to play. He's coming in off of an injury, but you have to remember. You have to remember. I guess we're doing this. This is what we need to do on that other show. Not all the other dumb shit that you guys do.

Speaker: See you later. This whole goddamn show is dumb shit. Make my boy. What is the title of this show, Tony D? Nonsense. It's a goddamn oxymoron, or whatever the hell you call it. A breathing idiot. That's what I call oxymoron. The three of us, four or five of us, however many people who come on the show, we all qualify as breathing idiots.

Speaker: Cam, you take care of that. Don't worry about it. If you got time, sure, but take care of that, man. Take care of that. I'm just fucking with you. Handle the family, for real. We ought to bring random Rick up here. What you think? I mean, I had a way to invite him, absolutely. If he's still here, I like random Rick. Random Rick's an OG. Random Rick and Golf Hawk have been around since the beginning. Both of them need to get up here. We supposed to have another special guest today that a bunch of you don't know about.

Speaker: You know, who you're supposed to invite today? Huh? Who said they wanted to be on the show a couple last night? Last night? I don't know. I wasn't here last night. You was on Twitter spaces with us? Oh, yeah. Oh, is he going to come up tonight? I haven't seen her comment. She says she's always coming. I said, I've never seen her comment. Oh, yeah. I've never seen them. I've never seen them either.

Speaker: That's what threw me off, but I don't know her like you do, so I was like, I didn't want to say anything, but because I was like - I don't know what's up. I don't know what's up. She says she wanted to come up. I'm like, shit. I know Mike's supposed to do one and eight. I was like, I ain't gonna make it and then I'll be up here on the podcast. Yeah, I was like, you silly goofball. I don't know what's going on with people and their memories and their listening.

Speaker: But no, C .D. Lam is coming off of an injury, but he seems, from all accounts, he seems to be good. But he's going to be their number one guy in Dallas. That was a very huge target on his back, in my opinion. It does, but it also puts

Speaker: It also puts a very big potential of him having a breakout fantasy year. No, because I think what's going to happen with him is what happened with Juju Smith -Schuster. Once you became the number one man, you're not going to make those numbers. Now see if you can handle it, but you're going to double team him.

Speaker: Juju's another one, but they can't double team you because you, if you, if you double team, they still, if they double team CD, you still got Schultz there in Dallas. I don't know who else Dallas has. Dallas has a good tight end, but he's a good tight end. He's a good route runner. He's a great tight end. I saw him, but he was a rookie. I 100 % agree. Yeah. Uh, you know, if, if.

Speaker: This deal with the Cowboys, with the Cowboys is going to be on CD land and Tony Pollock. Yeah. If, if Dallas used Schultz more, you know, more in the game, he could easily be up there with the Travis Kelceys and Kittles and, and, and Andrews, Mark Andrews and stuff like that. But they don't, they don't utilize them like that. You know, he went to another team that, that, you know, life stone. It's like Dawson Knox.

Speaker: They're in Buffalo. Or Hunter Henry. Or Hunter Henry with the Patriots. Put them motherfuckers in the red zone. You know they're dumping it off to them. And that's what makes Hunter Henry a good fantasy guy.

Speaker: He's not going to get a lot of yards, but if they're down there in the red zone and it's a passing play, you know his dumb ass is going to be in the back of the end zone standing there twiddling his thumbs. Noah Brown is a wide receiver, never heard of him. Simi Fuhoko never heard of him. Michael Gallop. Michael Gallop. That's what I said. And don't sleep on Michael Gallop in any way, shape or form. We're not going to be able to double team CD.

Speaker: I think they're going to double team CD. They're going to double team. I really think CD is going to have a, I think he's going to have a better year than expect. I won't say he's going to have like, Oh, we forgot about James Washington. So I mean, they've got, they've got receivers. So you can't, you can't sleep on anybody. I mean, you can sleep on deck because he's an overrated jack off, but whatever. He ain't been the same since he cut his foot off.

Speaker: Steve, you wonder how you doing? They cut his foot off. What are you fucking talking about? Didn't you see that ankle, that ankle injury he had when that motherfucker was just hanging there like a limp ass noodle flopping around like a dead fit, like a fish out of water? Yeah, I blame steroids. What? What? Everybody on steroids got one limb that hangs just like this. I don't think there are a lot of steroids in the league, but I mean,

Speaker: Oh, I'm no expert. What the hell do I know? But, uh, fucking random ass fucking comments. Who's doing the comments? I don't even see them. You goofy. Oh, want me to come make sure all the platforms work. No, you're a fucking steroids comment. That's fucking hilarious.

Speaker: What's fucking hilarious? Most people we got on steroids, they only got that one damn limb. All of them had the brittle calves and the legs going sideways and all this shit. I'm like, I don't get it. It's like they made their bones brittle. It's just a figure speech. So all the athletes who aren't on it, my bad. I thought it was hilarious. I feel like he thinks his jokes are funny, bastard. Who said? I thought it was you. My jokes are funny. No, they're not. Denver Broncos.

Speaker: Gonna be a big team. Kansas City Chiefs. What's up? Kansas City Chiefs. Low. Dead. Loaded. Loaded on what? Loaded. Juju Smith shoots for. Kelsey. Ewes Hilar. Who else went to Kansas City wide receiver? That offensive.

Speaker: You really think Juju's ready to be a number one? I think he's not going to be the number one. He might. I think we had a discussion already. I think we had a discussion already. Yeah, we had this discussion with Ted, and Kansas City doesn't have any. That's a pretty loaded offense. That offense is sick. I think I said Kansas City and New Orleans are proud for the playoffs based on the trades that they made and the names they got on their teams.

Speaker: I think I did say that. Denver's supposed to be coming up in there. Matter of fact, as I looked over everything, I think I talked about it too. I'm kind of curious to see how that division pans out this year, because I know Carolina. Yeah, they're all down south.

Speaker: Carolina's... Oh, NFC South. NFC South. It's looking like Tampa Bay New Orleans primarily. It's looking like Tampa Bay New Orleans. That's what I was thinking. But how much is the off the field stuff, personal stuff going to affect Brady this year? Got a lot of personal stuff going on. I saw that. Is it going to affect people or is it going to light a fire under his ass?

Speaker: Well, he's got 20 years in the game. So I think it'll be about 20. New Orleans and Tampa are going to be there. Carolina is very iffy. I predicted them to have an interest to see the last year and they get it. Atlanta? No. No, Atlanta, I know. But, you know, Kansas City, Kansas City and San Diego,

Speaker: I will be watching those games. There's gonna be a lot in those games. The Red Sea, and then Denver. Oh my God, the whole AFC West. Whoo! There's a lot going on out there. Cleveland's gonna run there, AFC North. But y 'all stops. Looking like a cancer patient and everything. Y 'all gotta get past the bangers, let's see. Mark it. We're 4 -0 against the bangers, bangle, bangers. The bangers, the bangers.

Speaker: That's okay. We're still for no against the Bengals in the joke. Beautiful. You didn't finish the task. That's okay. I'm sorry. Did they, did I miss something and they won the Super Bowl last year. No, I'm sorry. Was the last time you've been held the Bengals been to the playoffs and the Super Bowl.

Speaker: They've been to the Super Bowl like five times, their own five in the Super Bowl. A little bit, I don't know, but they last went with Boomer and Siacen, and then they went last year, and y 'all ain't been since. We've never been to the Super Bowl. What are you talking about? Exactly. So what the hell? They just have more championships than any other team in the league, but that's okay. No.

Speaker: No, I'm just, I'm just saying, you know, you gotta get past that Bengals. We beat the Bengals. They're not the problem. The Bengals are not the problem. They are an NFL problem right now for big cover. I'm not even a fan. We'll see. You know, I don't, I don't want to, I don't want to shit on the Bengals too much because they've got, and I, and I've said it, and I've said it on, on here, I've said it on with you, you know, they have a,

Speaker: They have a scary offense, a scary good offense, a suspect as offensive line. You could put a fucking wall there and it still wouldn't protect Joe Burrow for some goddamn reason. So we could put Cincinnati the same as San Francisco before he matters. Pretty much.

Speaker: What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did San Francisco got? What did

Speaker: That team. Same thing with the Denver team that won the Super Bowl. They carried Peyton Manning. Yeah. He was bullshit that year. That defense carried his head. He's doing a lot of team ball. And that's a pretty decent prediction. San Francisco wasn't the problem. That is Cincinnati's defense is a little suspect at times. They're offensive line. I disagree. That's Super Bowl. They look excellent. That whole team looks excellent. I just saw Trenton.

Speaker: You just what? Tristan. Who's Tristan? Who? Tristan, who has that tattoo on his chest? Are you soft? I don't know Sean, but. Tell me something. I don't. The Tristan guy is that he just seen. I wonder if that's old dude from across the way. Tristan's the only one in his home, boys.

Speaker: I think it's an older kid that, you know, that kind of looks out for the younger ones out there. Good. If he's older, he looks out for the young ones. I understand that neighborhood has those. So I think it is. He's a good kid. No, like I said, I'm not shitting on Cincinnati's defense. I'm just saying they're a little suspect at times. I can't lie.

Speaker: I believe they got rid of Eli Apple. He was a big problem. Eli Apple was a big problem. The shit out of me in that Super Bowl, because they played that game. The Rams couldn't do nothing. They were going to show plants the Koopa Cup. They pulled a Tom Brady on everybody.

Speaker: But you got to defend it. Yeah, you got to defend it. But now, I mean, and like I said, their biggest problem in Cincinnati, even though they went to the Super Bowl last year, Joe Burrow was still the most sacked quarterback in the league for the second year in a row. Yes. So in the first year, he only played like half the season. Well, you need an offensive line, like when the Texas did an offensive line. So Stephen wanted to do me a thing to write it down, please. Random Rick, one of y 'all camp.

Speaker: The first Super Bowl prediction I had was gonna be Kansas City and the Saints. My second one is gonna be the 49ers and the Bengals. Y 'all mark it down, thank you very much. All of y 'all out there talking shit about the show, mark it down. I'm making two Super Bowl predictions. I haven't put Denver up there yet against anybody. Denver's not gonna make it this year. Okay, fuck it. I'll take Denver and Tampa Bay. There's three Super Bowl. Denver's not gonna make it this year. Not this year, not this year. I just said prediction.

Speaker: So as of right now, they had the proper prediction. You need a bunch of the playoff teams to be there. I'm predicting all those teams to make it to the playoffs with no problem. Buffalo is going to go. I don't know who they will go up against, otherwise in the NFC. Miami Dolphins, Cleveland Browns. You must be out your damn mind. The Dolphins ain't going. They got Tyree Kill. Can somebody write that down, please? The Dolphins ain't going. They got Tyree Kill and your boy from Alabama. They got a couple Alabama folks down there.

Speaker: Yeah, they got, yeah, they got, they got waddle down there. It was scary too, and waddle played with each other. Yeah. That's what I was, I was, I was actually listening to some, a couple of things today. And that's what they were saying about Marquise Brown going to Arizona. Yeah. Because him and, um, um, Kyler Murray were teammates in college. Um, guess who else was teammates, and they were saying... And, what's that? Devante Smith and Jalen Hurst. All right.

Speaker: so okay i'll put this out there give me the philadelphia eagles oh hey you must be out as a super bowl that's full fucking mind it's so easy for that division to get into the playoffs because all four teams are dog shit no philly's philly

Speaker: Philly, if Philly comes to Washington, New York and Dallas are dog shit. I can't put Dallas up there yet because they got one point. In the last two years, they had a playoff team that was below 500. Who? At one point in the season. Who? The NFC, what is the NFC West or East or whatever? The NFC East. Yeah.

Speaker: They had a playoff team that was below 500 the last couple of years. That was potentially a playoff team. Let me give you a sleeper. Let me give a sleeper playoff team for Washington Commanders. I'll wait. Why? That's a young team that's coming up. Y 'all might want to check that team out, check that roster. I see them coming. They coming. And prediction number five.

Speaker: You know, once you get past like the second prediction, you're just talking out your ass at this point. Well, I'm putting the best teams up there. You might as well just do 16 predictions. Watch the commanders come in and blow everybody's minds. And who would the AFC team be? Did I say the bills already? Fucking, I'll throw New England in the mix. I would like to say that the bills. The bills should be there. But they're the bills and they'll do something to fuck them, fuck up their lives and not make it.

Speaker: I'll play it back. I gotta, I gotta pick my predictions again. I'll play it back. Shit. But yeah, that's that's enough because they don't be the rest of teams of garbage for the most part. The Raiders. I don't trust you. I just don't charge the charges you all deserve to be there, but there's a hole in your game plan is going to get

Speaker: found out it is not necessarily Justin Herbert's shoes anymore. You know what, I really, I would probably say the charges are a lot more solid than people give them credit for. I agree. But they lose. I 100 % agree. Justin Herbert is full of potential. My team is ready, but something's not there. We're doing it right here.

Speaker: We just cut this whole 30 minutes and I'm done. That's what you got to do on your fantasy show, not all the other craziness. I've done it. I've done four or five fantasy shows. I've done it. I'm trying to bring the lead there, but I've done it. You're saying it could be that. Judging by their fantasy effects, you need

Speaker: people who know what the hell they're talking about. I've been doing it too long. Who lost what? I'm waiting on y 'all. Who lost what? I know. I expected a whole lot more out of you for somebody who claims to be doing this for so long and has so many championships. I just gave you predictions. What's happening? I only got two championships. I only got two. I only got two?

Speaker: I played in a lot of leagues. I didn't give a shit. I just played what I liked. Everybody want to go up there and play the stats and come on. I went to a draft one time. When I tell you the dude had a printout like he was at the horse race. Oh my God. No, I've seen that. I was late. I went to a draft one time when I lived out in Charleston.

Speaker: And it was a 10 -person team. We all met at this wing joint or whatever. And there was another league that was drafted there.

Speaker: and like 75 % of the people showed up with their stacks of papers and all that. And meanwhile, our league was just getting fucking blitzed, eating wings and shit, just getting hammered and making picks and having a ball. This other league, they were like two tables away from us. You heard them yelling and screaming at each other and fighting one another. And we were all just fucking hammered, just having a good time, having a ball, just having an effort. And we had, we had,

Speaker: We had a hundred dollar buying. Yeah, magazines like this. Yeah. That's what they had. That's what they had. They came up with a big whiteboard that they propped up in front of their table and everything. Oh, dude. And we had a hundred dollar buying for this league that I was in down there, right? So it was like, it wasn't like it was just some jerk off league, but we were all getting drunk and having an absolute ball. I don't even mind people taking us serious, but I had no idea how deep people got into this. I just watched the fucking game.

Speaker: I'm surprised it's not a, I'm surprised it's not some kind of professional bullshit ass sport. Oh, what's up? It's a, it's a profession. It's a profession and gambling is legally a profession. You can file taxes. Oh yeah. If you're going to do something like that on the economic level, you got to have something going on during the year. Now I was the dude who used to watch ESPN and watch the reruns to see if I missed anything. Y 'all jokers with these printouts and these magazines, y 'all killing me.

Speaker: I'll check the league a few times a week. I just like to watch the waiver wire. I like to watch the transactions. I watch injury reports. Yeah, I check my team for injury reports. But it's just a real quick glance. I really don't look at it until Sunday morning or Thursday night. I agree with you tomorrow morning, but I know most people are busy, even me and Brian.

Speaker: I mean, I mean, it doesn't have to be Sunday. Yeah, it doesn't have to be. It doesn't even have to be Sunday morning. I mean, it could be Saturday night after we get done here. So I'm just saying whatever you want to do. It's going to be Sunday morning. They're going to be updating everything right until the first kickoff of the game. Trust me. I've been looking at that. There's been more times than I can count. I'm looking at my roster at 12 .59 going.

Speaker: I got ESPN on it. He is not going to play. God damn it. I'm looking at it like, what are they doing? What are they doing? What are they doing? Oh, shit. And that fucking venture player, and they're like, oh, active. I'm like, oh, you motherfuckers. Yes. No, that's what I said. Sundays is when I really get on there, and I look at my team, I look at my roster, I look at my opponent, everything like that. I see what's going on. And I really kind of buckle down on it. I'm usually doing that while I'm watching

Speaker: NFL network, the NFL game day or whatever the hell, I love the NFL network. I don't really care about Fox or any of that. I used to like Fox, but man, Michael Ervin and coach and them guys, Kurt Warner, they kill me. So they're fun to watch, they're entertaining, but they're very informative. NFL network, when I realized it was year round, I'm like, how much fucking football do y 'all have to talk about? God damn. Oh, yeah. 24 hours a day.

Speaker: But if you watch, if you watch some of the shows, let's go to a little bit. If you watch some of the shows and whatnot, and you know, it's not always all football. They actually have some entertainment, entertaining stuff that they do. They got some little bits and it's stuff like that. It's actually pretty good on the NFL network, but I don't sit around and watch the NFL network unless it's football season. And then I'll watch it. I watched that game day. I love watching that. Damn. Bye, Tony.

Speaker: I'll say hi. Bye. But now my Sunday mornings, I get up, turn on the NFL network, sit there, look at my rosters. This is actually the first year. I only have two leagues this year. Well, three leagues.

Speaker: I'm in four right now. Uh, that's, that's, that's, I've never had less than like five or six leagues that I've been in. Yeah. I'm going to do about six or seven. I got three this year. Definitely. Let me know. I did. I wasn't invited back to the league that I was in last year that I won. I was invited back to a couple of leagues. I've all been in that league for three years. They take my money for three years. And then the year I went and when I messaged them this year, she was going on there like, Oh, we're full. We kicked you out. I'm like, for what?

Speaker: Because you're like, well, yeah. And there was, and you know how there's, you talk, we talk about shady shit going on. That's what pissed them off because they, there's three of them. There's three of them. That's always into that shady shit, doing shady trades and stuff. I took almost two grand from them fuckers last year with their shady ass business and me playing legit. So I got a whole, I got a whole rocking call. She picked the season for me when you almost won. Yeah.

Speaker: Watch me. She didn't watch no more because her daughter used to do it. I was like, yeah, I'll play. I said, if your daughter's playing, I'll hook her up. I'll jump in the league. I said, I ain't even trying to win it. She just needs to play. I got it. I actually did last year for me for one year. I think it was the second year I played in one of my homeboys league. I played with him for about a decade. This is the first time I haven't played since he started the league. And she had put the team for me. I think I came in second. I was like, oh, shit. That was back when

Speaker: What's fucking man? What's Manny's name? Eli. Eli. I think it was the year Eli was a Super Bowl. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think it was that year. Yeah, no, I, you know, like I said, and I mean, I just. Second Super Bowl. And you know, like I said, with that league for three years, I just sat back and watched and didn't complain. I didn't bitch. I just watched the cheating going on. I mean, you know, I was in the playoffs every year. And last year, I just,

Speaker: was able to, I had the right lineup. I had a couple of free agents I picked up and they blew up at the right time. And then this year they're like, yeah, no. I'm like, man, y 'all some straight up bitches in our group chat. I was like, oh, y 'all some fucking bitches. You mad because you cheated and you couldn't win. Yeah. You got mad. See, that's why I wanted the whole league up here. We ain't hustling each other. I'm hustling. I already got side deals and side bets.

Speaker: I already got, I got, I already got trades in place. Go to work. I'm talking to you. Go fuck. I'm talking to you. That's what's up. That was my people's going to help a brother out. I'm just kidding. I don't cheat, man. I, I'd much rather just have fun with it and let the cards play the cards. We're dope, man. Just have fun and talk shit to each other. If there's money involved or a belt involved, let's do it. Let's just talk shit and have fun. Fuck it.

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Speaker: Tony Dean, did you get your football talk out of your system? Do you feel better? Do you feel - A little bit. Do you feel vindicated? A little bit. Do you feel funny in your feel -goods? A little bit. A little bit? A little bit. It's my job here to make sure your feel -goods feel good. Oh, for God's sakes. Oh, for God's sakes. I mean, most people gonna play it back.

Speaker: You know, just gonna see how it goes. I'm still gonna do my little rant later. It's all good. Do your little, do your thing. Do a little rant, throw it up on a group chat. See what happens tomorrow morning, maybe people will be available. I do have to holler at Pace, I know E -Face probably busy. Ted, Jojo, Brian, and things smoke, they watch it in combat sports.

Speaker: Five, six, seven, eight. That leaves Nancy in golf and Cam and yeah. So there's only a couple people who are like not aware of just what we have going on or what's happening or they can't hear us right now. So it's all good. Gotta go for mine. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Get there and help me. Sounds like a whole lot of fucking excuses. Yeah, just like not showing up.

Speaker: excuses, as we all know, are like assholes. Everybody has one and your stinks. So I gotta do something against Rondell Moore. So, well, I'm glad I could get some of your fantasy football talk out of your system. Just trying to keep the league active. I'm gonna do what I can.

Speaker: It's not. You can try. I mean, at the end of the day, it comes down to the people. I mean, if they're not going to be active, they're not going to be active. Exactly. Which, in my opinion, I say thank you. I'm trying not to be that way. Thank you. I'm just trying not to be that way. Because win or lose, I'm going to talk as much shit as I would regardless of whether you're right. Yeah, take me to talk shit too. What? I said, tears rid of the talk shit too.

Speaker: Well, tell him to stop making excuses and bring that smoke. He was part of the UNG Group chat. Because I'm here and I want all that smoke. I just think you do. I can't wait to get your ass. I just think you do. I can't wait to get your ass. I can't wait to get your ass. I'm just saying.

Speaker: And I chuckled like a schoolgirl. That's what you say when you leave to feel hurt. I was just playing you. I laugh upon them. I look down upon the league on my throne and laugh. That's what you say.

Speaker: Do I feel better? We always tell stories

Speaker: Hey Tony, might as well just go ahead and get it out there. It's in the news. Everybody's talking about it.

Speaker: Well, why is that big of a deal? We're all fucking Americans. And what our obsession is with this fucking inbred family, I don't know. But the queen is dead. The queen is dead. The queen has died. She was 100 and some odd years old. I don't know. She's dead. She's 96 in Jackass. And now you have Sausage Fingers, McGee, King Charles II. Enjoy that. And if you don't know what I'm talking about.

Speaker: Since when have I been nice to the English? I make fun of them constantly. I make fun of them constantly. They love us. I did see a meme.

Speaker: I'll see the line.

Speaker: I know it's a big deal for British people. Why Americans are so obsessed with that goddamn family, I will never know. What do I have to pay attention to a queen of a country?

Speaker: that as Americans we said we don't want that we're out deuces they said no you're not going anywhere and America said fuck around and find out and England said okay and then England fucked around and found out and got beat by a bunch of fucking farmers and whatnot what not what not

Speaker: an entire English or me, centuries old, got their dicks knocked in the dirt. And still, 300 years later, we are still obsessed with that goddamn family. We who? Americans. They freaked out when the prince got married.

Speaker: Meghan Markle, I think that's her name, right? We didn't, we celebrated, apparently she was facing each other. People are obsessed with that goddamn family. Yes, they are. And now they got that goofy bastard Charles and Charles goddamn in charge. Charles in charge, buddy.

Speaker: That's a good hashtag. That's a good hashtag. I had to touch on it because if we didn't, I'd have brought it up. I brought it up on TikTok the other night. I ain't got nothing to give. You look to be 96. Most people wish they could make it to 96. And the rest of you who didn't make it to 96 didn't have the money she had. First and piece of the coin. Did she really have any money though? Or is it just the fact that you're a queen and you can do whatever? And I quote Dick Gregory.

Speaker: six seven years ago you are a dick you are right the queen of england makes 380 million dollars a day in interest yeah when you're the queen of a country that you can say and do whatever you want you can just make money and have 380 million dollars made and let me paraphrase myself in interest that's fine again i don't care i'm gonna let y 'all do that math england how you doing

Speaker: I like you, but I don't like you. And if you were to take any of these Godforsaken states back, will you please take Massachusetts back? You can have them. We'll uproot them. As Jeff said about me taking over Texas, I'll come up there with my salt and we can cut them out and ship them back to you. You can have them. Don't listen to him. He's delusional.

Speaker: A little bit borderline delusional. What's going on? There he is. What's going on Smoke? Let me know if you're ready to come up. What's going on? Hoss. Rest in peace to the Queen. She lived to be 96. Yeah, absolutely. Rest in peace to the Queen. And let's be honest for everybody. Everybody's got a problem with the Queen. Let's be clear. There are bigger issues in the world than her. Rest in peace, man. Get you some rest. Look out for your family.

Speaker: Rest in peace with the queen. Queen, get you some rest and look out for your family. I hope you get well soon. I don't think you come back from being dead. Don't listen to this motherfucker. Yeah. Don't listen to him. You still have not figured out which way to pull it. Yeah, I can't. No, don't listen to him. Holy shit. Yes, motherfucker. I love you, England, but I hate you. I can hold a fucking grudge.

Speaker: I can't do it. Y 'all still holding a grudge about certain things? I can hold a grudge. You know we mad. Don't ask me some shit. Don't ask me nothing. Like I said, make it look fucked around and found out. Goddamn America. Champion, fuck around and find out. Challenge me. If we such champions, why we still paying taxes?

Speaker: Well, that's y 'all's fault. Y 'all who? Them people. On the left. Them people. What do you mean them people? Them people on the left. Well, who? We'll be paying more taxes before long. If the ones on the right is making the money, why are you blaming them on the left? You think the left work for free? The right seem to be working for free. The right works for the people. Go to this motherfucking topic. Tony D, do you want to go vindicated again?

Speaker: I look out for you, buddy, as much as we go back and forth and as much as we bigger. I look out for you, buddy. You have no idea how much I look out for you, get to the point. Yeah, fair enough. You were talking about robotic bugs and drones. Yes. Well, scientists in Japan have created cyborg cockroaches.

Speaker: As if cockroaches weren't a big enough problem in the world. Motherfuckers have outlived the dinosaurs. The motherfuckers can outlive an atomic bomb. The motherfuckers have a longer life expectancy on them than a goddamn Twinkie. That's the future military because they never die. Exactly.

Speaker: The boffins had designed the remote controlled insect that is intended, intended, intended. Why do I keep saying intended? Intended! Intended!

Speaker: cyborg cockroaches i'm out deuces i said i'm out deuces intended to enter hazardous areas and undertake search unless you

Speaker: They are intended to enter hazardous areas and undertake search and rescue missions without needing to be recharged. Let me find out which is a search and rescue motherfuckers. I'm gonna go ahead and die early. I'm just I'm pounding you out right now. I'm telling you, that's what they're doing. Roaches are searching and rescuing people. Ladies and gentlemen, did you hear that? You just said it pops.

Speaker: The researchers from Reichen Cluster for pioneering research in Tokyo, God, I'm glad you guys gave yourselves an easy name to say, needed to fit some components onto tiny Madagascarian cockroaches to allow for the insects to naturally move.

Speaker: Scientists were able to make the robotic cockroaches turn left or right while solar panels kept the animals under control for over a month. You got robot cockroaches with solar panels?

Speaker: Yeah, fuck this shit. Dr. Masataki from Riking Global Communications said, keeping the battery adequately charged is fundamental. Nobody wants a suddenly out of control team of cyborg cockroaches roaming around.

Speaker: So Ant -Man was for real, spoiler alert. Uh, no. So, uh, the, what was that goddamn movie with the, with the giant insect space aliens? Space Troopers is real. No, it's on Earth now. I mean, Ant -Man, he had the role. Yeah. Yeah. He could, he could communicate with me. Well, I'm telling you, Starship Troopers is about to happen on Earth. Those are exoskeletons and they were brutal.

Speaker: I got a special little something for you. I got a cocktail. They do too. Yeah. I got I got a little cocktail for you that move. Do you have any of the jones that pull you in the ground? Keep ******* away. Hey, trust me as a former working man.

Speaker: When we did a cockroach serving on the robots. Yeah, that's all right. I'll just mix it up with some, the robots, man. If I spray liquid on them, they're gonna get. What kind of liquid? You know. A little Glick special sauce, if you will. Jeff's new nickname, Cockroach Sucker. I'm not doing this, no.

Speaker: While it's possible to build docking stations for recharging the battery,

Speaker: the need to return and recharge could disrupt time -sensitive missions. Therefore, the best solution is to include an onboard solar cell that can be continuously charged and to ensure the battery stays good, stays charged, whatever. So yeah, Tony. Robot cockroaches, my friend.

Speaker: Uh, not only, uh, not, not just any road roaches, but the Madagascar cockroaches that are like fucking huge. Yeah. Just absolute monsters. Don't you say nothing. You hold on one damn second. Who are you talking to? You think he's lying. There's your answer right there. I'm reading it from the news.

Speaker: Ooh, visual. Look at this shit. Goofy, not just a... My phone rings, damn it. I know your phone is ringing. Just click on it. Roll my room. Yeah, loosely based on that. Exactly, Smoke. That's exactly what I was saying. Loosely based on that. Because he had robot ants, I agree. Yes, he did. So again, vindication for Tony.

Speaker: When Jeff made fun of him and they give you championship status. I will give you that.

Speaker: Oh, easy there. Pump the brakes there. I'll just slow it down a little bit. You're talking a little crazy, my friend. Me championships status or you? I said that gives you championships status. Let me finish and give you championships status. Not only are words hard, listening is hard for this motherfucker. That's how I earn this because I look out for the people that matter, man. That's how I earn this.

Speaker: You just got it out of pity. Y 'all want to know how I earned this? Because you heard it here first. You heard it here first. I didn't look into it. It just popped up when I was looking up news articles. I was like, oh, we got there.

Speaker: I wish Jeff was here for that to make you a little crook. No, he won't. No, he won't. Oh my goodness. Tony, what do you know about jellyfish? Jellyfish? Yeah.

Speaker: Uh, they stay more because of the focus. What do they tell you to do if you get stung by a jellyfish? Apparently he's supposed to urinate or somebody, but that's a falsehood. Yeah, exactly. Actually, that's exactly where I was going with that. Yeah, I saw that story. Go ahead. I want people to be kissing on y 'all need your asses with. Yeah, R. Kelly. What about the dude that was at, uh,

Speaker: Richard Pryor's mom's brothels that wanted everybody to pee on him for the golden showers. Man, hey, there's an ask for every seat. Everybody's into something, man. That's a weird one for me. I ain't peeing on nobody, because I can't kiss you or marry you. Fuck that.

Speaker: What the hell of a standard to have? I don't even want to know why you have that standard, but that's a hell of a fucking standard to have. We don't do anything for you. I'll even let you pee on me. We'll never get married. Don't worry. I don't know who yours is. Is this a normal request that you've gotten in relationships, Tony, where you had to set a bar and be like, look, I'll do a lot of things. As Meatloaf once said, I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that.

Speaker: God, Lord, have mercy. All right. What you gonna do? Do for love. You try to do everything, just not that above. You got me bucked up. I'm just saying, y 'all might wanna make a new video with that shit. Do for love.

Speaker: Well, well, they say that jellyfish sting victims have been warned not to pee on their wounds. Millions mistakenly believe that urinating on the sting can help treat it. And 17 % admitted they would ask a loved one to pee on them. If they were stung and see three in 10 Brits, fucking British again.

Speaker: reveal that they would be willing to pee on themselves and have perhaps been fooled by a scene in the sitcom friends in which Chandler urinates on Monica's leg while she, or when she gets stung. But Jack Waller, or Willans, from the Sea Life London Aquarium said, it's true what they say. You shouldn't believe everything you see on TV. Peeking on a jellyfish thing is the ultimate fake news.

Speaker: We advise the public to steer clear of bodily fluids if unfortunate enough to get stung and follow some simple steps which don't involve urine. I want to know why you can't pee on somebody. And this article doesn't give me that. I was really hoping that article would give me that. But unless you're into that, don't pee on anybody. If you're into that, you're a special place in hell for you.

Speaker: Yes, it look on my face. I'll go ahead with that bullshit. Yeah, I'll go ahead on with that bullshit. Tony, want to hear some crazy shit? I can't wait. So I'm not quite sure how this works, but apparently men are more comfortable using jock straps as contraception than condoms.

Speaker: You have aptly titled this segment, what the fuck news? 80 some odd episodes into this that you've been on the show and you're just now figuring out why it's called what the fuck news and what I do. It's not that I'm finally figuring it out, but that's the most ridiculous shit I've ever heard next to screw with somebody with napkin on your dick.

Speaker: Well, a French study has revealed that men prefer wearing a jock strap as a form of contraception rather than using condoms. Men are happy to wear a jock strap instead of using a condom for safe selves. Exactly, Mr. Roe, but that's a lie. We prefer going bare in there when they trust them. I didn't make, I didn't, I didn't write the story. I didn't do the study.

Speaker: And I agree 100 % with you, Tony. Absolutely. Absolutely. You want me to do this over with? You hold this for me. Go ahead, Frenchie. Have fun.

Speaker: Feels better, oh no, if you know what I mean. Are we really in a rush? Okay, hold it for me real quick. It says the tight underwear heats the wearer up and is an effective form of contraception for men who want to avoid getting their partner pregnant. The garment, which is traditionally worn in sports, lifts the testicles close to the body while raising their temperature and lowering the sperm count.

Speaker: The jockstrap is most effective when worn for about 15 hours a day, Tony. A study of 72 men in France found that all would recommend the underwear to a friend as it spared their partner from the pill. Lead author, Professor

Speaker: Jeanette, you period, or period. I'm sorry. I know you didn't try to say that name. I know you didn't try to. The name is Jeanette. The name is Jeanette. I do know that for a fact. Words are hard. From the Marcel University said, we know menus, jockstraps for contraception already. I've never heard this before in my life. Me neither.

Speaker: But the ones developed for this are proven to provide sufficient heat to prevent pregnancy. While some men still think these pants are a bit strange,

Speaker: or that they are funny, many want to use them. I'm gonna go ahead and vouch for everybody that's associated in any way, shape, and or form with nonsensical nonsense. We do not and will not be wearing jock straps when we have sex. Shout out the busted rubber. And busted rubber is actually apropos to what we have going on right now. So big ups to France, as Tony T would say. Y 'all fucking stupid.

Speaker: Hey, France, I have something to tell you.

Speaker: Every time you play, I gotta go to school. Fuck you. That's a, I don't make this shit up. France, you gotta be fucked up. I don't make this shit up. You absolutely got us all fucked up. Somebody rather use a jockstrap for a contraceptive. That's a lie. That's a former horn dog. Perfect. I don't make this shit up either. All them names that we had as males, we was trying to sleep with everybody, get with all the girls and figuring a way to make it happen.

Speaker: I've never thought of that. We'd rather stick the head in and pull it back out. I'm not wearing it. And if you don't end up with buck trophies, I'm a three -time champion. Oh, yeah. Still the champ. Still the champ.

Speaker: What the **** news and let me see what the other **** that I've been seeing. I need to start saving. Like I said, I was going to back before. I've been doing so. Yeah. All you gotta do is send me a link or hell you can read your own stories. I don't care. I gotta see what's out there. Well, I'm telling you, dude. I've been seeing some crazy **** Did you see the United Airlines had just ordered three more air

Speaker: And I say that as a guy who's never flown and doesn't know anything about airports or airplanes. Before you criticize me and chastise me. I want to criticize the shit out of you. And crucify me like I'm Jeebus. Just because I have a better beard than Jeebus. Doesn't mean we're the same. All that bullshit. We've had the damn story. Now I gotta pull up another one. Son of a bitch. Oh my God. Fucking around with Blick. Oh my God. Well Tony while you're looking. Fancy facts.

Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, in case you're doing that, no, let me throw this out there. I mean, first and foremost, don't take any advice from us in their work. United double down on electric air taxis. That's right. Air taxis. So like a taxi? It's a taxi. I would literally not so long ago, they go 150 miles an hour. They can travel places and all that shit. Dammit, I want one.

Speaker: Here's the story, ladies and gentlemen. What are you gonna do with it? Get to where the hell I'm going without having to worry about traffic. Crash. Crash and nothing. Calm down, Kobe.

Speaker: You going to hell. That's why nobody's. I know. It's so far gone. It's so far too late. It's so far too late on me going to hell. I know. I've accepted my fate. So just roll it. Still too soon. Is it really though? Still too soon. Is it really though? Yes. Still. Can I make a meth in a bathtub joke? Is that too soon? Your toast.

Speaker: You're toast. I'm just saying. You are toast. I'm just saying. I've already, I've already punched my one -way ticket. I want to. Yeah, I think he wants some of that purpose. Since Busted Rubber said, wants to talk some shit about being a Michigan fan, don't listen to him. He's a goddamn Tennessee Valls fan. The fuck does he know about football? But, uh, hey, Tony, you like cheese in a can? Like the cheese whiz like stuff? No.

Speaker: Really? No. Easy cheese, you don't like that? Huh. One kind of surprising, the way you were eating mayonnaise that one night. First of all, I was making a ham and cheese sandwich with turkey and cheese sandwich. Because your white ass would love some cheese whiz. First of all, I want to be a black ass, wish you could eat something else myself, but you do. It raised down to a party across the universe, and we might know why. Wow. Man, I eat good food. I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker: I want all those flying cars, Mr. Rupp, but just so you know, I want all of them. That's the fourth one I've seen, and I want it. Well, speaking of cheese whiz, Tony, a family brawl that erupted over cheese in a can ends with a tasering and an arrest. You know this is in your neck of the woods. I haven't even read the story. I just seen the headlines. And if this is not down south, it'll blow my mind.

Speaker: but I guarantee you it's down in your neck of the woods. Might not be. Petty family arguments can erupt over anything, even cheese, however.

Speaker: It might be an idea to ensure those arguments remain petty and don't erupt into an all out brawl. Yeah, half of y 'all ain't gonna have to keep going. A family in Louisiana, down south. That ain't my neck of the woods. Yeah, you're southern, that's your neck of the woods. It's all y 'all down there. Yeah, you got a beer like the rest of them. Family in Louisiana didn't heed that warning when West Monroe police had to be called and was dispatched to their residence over a call of ray disturbance.

Speaker: Once police officers had finally made contact with the family, they soon became aware that what had started as a little wobble had turned violent. One of the family members told police officers that their 19 year old sister, Princess, Princess Williams had allegedly struck them several times.

Speaker: Why all the outrage? Why all the outrage you ask? Well, the argument began over a can of spray cheese. Now it isn't clear how a can of cheese ended in fisticuffs, but the information we do have is that it turned into quite a ruckus, Tony D. A ruckus. We're assuming

Speaker: So this is not a fact at all. It's just our imagination that the sister copped a spray of cheese to the face. Perhaps they wanted a real bottle of cheese and not a real cheese and not a fake bottle of processed cheese.

Speaker: if you ever have the uh the spray cheese then the second opinion definitely seems plausible or maybe one of the sisters didn't get her fair share of spray cheese resulting in a cheese war anyways back to reality according to the police one of the family members claimed that they were struck in the stomach several times by william mind you the young lady's name is princess

Speaker: 19 -year -old then alleged chase the victim around the yard with a taser. Over cheese in a can. Yes, a taser. Ladies and gentlemen, the women in Louisiana don't play that shit.

Speaker: We're assuming the cheese involved must have been some real high -end stuff to warrant a taser. William defended herself to the police and advised them that the family members weren't telling the truth and she claimed that she never struck the victim. However, she was praised under arrest and taken to the correctional center where she was charged with simple battery and aggravated assault. The moral of the story is don't mess with the family's cheese spray. Nope, don't mess with the cheese spray. Don't mess with the cheese spray, Tony.

Speaker: But there must be something in the water down in West Monroe because this isn't the first food -related brawl. They've had to break up. Earlier this year, a woman was arrested and charged with aggravated assault after an argument erupted over a crockpot slow cooker. The victim had claimed that the alleged attacker had armed herself with a screwdriver

Speaker: and swung at them, but she was too arrested and taken to the correctional center where she was charged. Maybe she was trying to take the crock pot home for some spray cheese inspired slow cooking. We will never know. I don't make this, I don't make this shit up, Tony, dude. No, you don't.

Speaker: I just, I just report on it, man. They're a different breed down there. Monroe is the northern part of the state. If I, if I'm assuming correct, if I'm under correct. That's the northern part of the state. That's close to Arkansas. That's the 20 folks. Call it out like that.

Speaker: Because everybody think New Orleans, they think Louisiana. Yeah, it kind of sort of. Hold on one second. Just like everybody thinks Atlanta, they think Georgia. Georgia is not just Atlanta. Oh yeah, and Atlanta is not the state. Georgia is the state. Atlanta is the capital city. This fool said now I want a grilled cheese.

Speaker: Y 'all go ahead. Y 'all keep playing with folks getting these arguments for no reason, thinking everybody gonna do nothing to you. The women are fighting back. And ladies, I'm not mad at you. I've been mad at you all my life, because I grew up with women that fight. And I do mean fight. And that's slap box, fight.

Speaker: Absolutely, I'm actually making chili at some point this week. Well Tony, I'm gonna wrap up news for you. With a little football related news. And the fucking disgusting ass piece of shit Art Rodell and his stupid fucking family. I hope they rot in hell. Baltimore Ravens mascot headed to the IR with the drumstick injury.

Speaker: The Baltimore Ravens are making a feathered addition to their injury reserve list. In a video posted on Twitter Thursday, coach John Harbaugh announced that Poe

Speaker: the team's bird mascot was going on IR. Poe was running off the field at halftime of the Ravens preseason game against the commander.

Speaker: Poe was joined by other mascots for a halftime game before him being injured. On Sunday the Ravens tweeted a picture of the mascot with ice on his left knee saying he was resting comfortably in his perch awaiting further test results.

Speaker: Well, it is video Thursday. Harbaugh said Poe had a season ending injury to his drumstick and the team would find a replacement. We're going to get right into evaluating our options and see where we go next, Harbaugh said. See if we can find somebody to replace Poe. Fuck you, Poe. Rotten hell, you sorry son of a bitch.

Speaker: Exactly, Smoke. Negative. Negative, no. Smoke, I sent you an invite. You're probably out and about. You don't want me to start looking at these stories. I could find you some shit. I told you, dude.

Speaker: I told you and Jeff both, you know, if you want to contribute to news, you can either send me the story or you can read it on here. I don't mind as long as it stays in the realm of what in the actual fuck is going on in the world, not crazy political conspiracy, COVID, tirades. It's meant to be fun. Laugh about it. Just ended the story about a fucking mascot that got hurt.

Speaker: And I started the news with fucking cyborg cockroaches. Which is being used as contraception. Which is actually pretty good. And a fucking family brawl that erupted because of Cheez Whiz, man. That means your ass is bored. I'm not bored. Cheez Whiz. I don't make these stories up. Cheez Whiz.

Speaker: We've got a planet that can inhabit life, an exoplanet to the solar system. We got planets where it rings diamonds, diamonds. How long until we fuck that planet up? We gotta get there first. Give us time. New Daredevil footage revealed in the She -Hulk trailer. I don't remember that. It must be the next episode. Oh yeah, all your Trump supporters. Is he innocent?

Speaker: Music playing. You're good, Smoke. You're good. I'm just saying. They're killing him with those documents. Hold on a second. I don't get copyrights. What you do? I don't know. Is Joe Biden innocent? Is Hillary Clinton innocent? Is anybody in politics? Joe Biden is actually innocent right now because he can't remember nothing he did before. Oh, so if I go commit a crime and then I can't remember that I did it, I'm innocent.

Speaker: That's good to know. That's a hell of a defense staff. I mean, it works with other folks' shit. I mean, it's honestly, the evidence about his dipshit son and them hiding it and everything else has come out. That FBI hit it, so I'm just saying, I mean, I don't know. It's kind of a loaded question to ask. Completely nothing to do with this show or allowed on this show. I mean, it's what the fuck news. Why are you taking a secret? It's not what the fuck news. It is. Why are you taking a secret documents and keeping them in the house after you flush something down the toilet?

Speaker: Again, hey, he's just as innocent as Hillary. If Hillary's innocent, he's innocent. I don't remember her flushing nothing down the toilet. Oh, no, they're just wiped clean computers and emails and everything. But they got the emails. It's amazing the stuff you don't know about or forget about. Furthermore, it's amazing what the fuck you think you're telling the truth about everything I say is a goddamn lie. Yeah, he's 175 years old. That's right. I didn't say you were. You must be out of your goddamn mind. Joe Biden is 175 years old.

Speaker: Jaguars and Commanders. Well, I think you've covered some of the weirdest news compared to what I am finding. I will give you that leeway for now. That's what I do. Oh, the new Apple, the Apple event the other day. How many of you are Apple fans? And what would you think about the Apple event with the Apple 14 coming out? Let's call it what it really is, Tony D.

Speaker: Let's be honest with the people. We're honest, guys. We like to tell the truth. We don't like to push it, people. I'm the champ. No. You're the champ. Yeah. I'm still black for another day, according to Smoke. Listen, let me explain to you. You might want to be careful with it. Oh!

Speaker: You might want to be careful with that. I get to speak with Black people now because I am one of yous. According to smoke. Where the fuck was I even going with that? I don't even remember where I was going. I don't even remember what the fuck we were talking about at this point. One more day. Easy space. One more day. We're getting shut up for doing this. You're getting fucked up. You're getting fucked up now.

Speaker: I can't remember what I was going to say. I totally lost my train of thought. It is what it is. Hey, I remember what we were talking about, man. I got distracted. Oh, tasty. Sea lion jumps on the boat and attempts to escape focus. Smart sea lion. Hell yeah. I ain't mad at you, sea lion. I'm team sea lion in that story. Right. Care to elaborate?

Speaker: Um, I can. Sure. I'm not even going to talk. I'm going to just show it to everybody. This really what I do. Oh shit.

Speaker: Oh damn, he didn't jump on the boat. He got them campsite there almost. I'm still trying to find the damn orcas. I can see why he said, no, fuck this shit. I'm out. This is motherfucker. He's about to be even alive. He's about to get pulled with. I don't blame him.

Speaker: You said fuck. Them killer whales will be fucking around. I have no they don't. Them killer whales do not be fucking around. Oh, okay. What happened? Number 24, Tennessee Vols victorious in overtime against number 17 Pitt. They ain't playing nobody. Oh, but the ACC is good. They are good, but they ain't playing nobody.

Speaker: Who didn't play nobody? Pit is not really a major threat for me. The rank 17. Oh, I got a question for you. I might have an answer for you. I don't think you do. Send that. You're not scared of anything or anybody, correct? Nope. Send smoke a little. I got you smoked. Give me one good second, bro. You're not scared of anything. I want to ask you about this. What do you think about this shit?

Speaker: Hell yeah, oh Anaconda. My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, huh? You can do stop -ends on sit -ups. I'm down. What am I supposed to be afraid of? You're going down. You're damn right. Shit. You're going down. Shit.

Speaker: I'll fucking be like, BANG! Settle your big ass down. Stupid ass snake. I don't, snakes don't bother me. I actually, I think snakes are super cool animals. I think they are very intriguing. You know, they're fun to watch. They're fun to watch them eat. But also at the same time, I'm also not jumping in there to hang out with that anaconda. I've seen the movie.

Speaker: They're motherfuckers. They're motherfuckers for as big as they are. For as big as they are and everything like that, their motherfuckers will strike like lightning. They are quick with it.

Speaker: Yeah, I did see one video when it was moving kind of quick and it scared the shot of me. Something that big moved that fast. We're just some dead motherfuckers. Yeah, and I'm not talking about the movie. I'm not talking about the movie. I'm talking about real life. If you watch a video of an Anaconda strike, man, them motherfuckers are wicked. And there ain't no rhyme or reason. And they say that you used to tell everybody they was slow. They lied. And that's like, you know, you look at some of these, some of these portfolios here and these TP first bung hole.

Speaker: I got one more video for y 'all y 'all hold on smoke I sent it to you There are some things folks doing this world that I will not understand ever I

Speaker: Now I can't find him when I'm looking for it. Just that bullshit. Oh, Lord. Gonna be a ruckus in my house tomorrow. Why? All the kids gonna be home? No, Cash is in his sister's room, and I don't know why. And I don't care either, to be honest with you. Oh, he gonna get the business on his own, too.

Speaker: She gonna go off on his ass. Yeah, the girls after they share a room, but I just want to buy him the light was on. I was like, don't care, not gonna ask none of my business. It's gonna be when all that fussing happens in the house. We know goddamn fussing in my house tomorrow. It's Lord's Day. Lord football, Jesus football. Whatever you say. You better take it outside.

Speaker: Take it to the parking lot. Ain't no, ain't no ruckus. Ain't no fruckus. Ain't no rickus. Ain't none of that. Ain't none of that. Ain't none of them. Ain't none of them. Everybody's getting chokeslammed. Goddamn big show. Big Glitch will have to show up. Started chokeslamming everybody. No, no, no, no, no. Don't call Glitch handing out stunners left and right. No, no, no, no.

Speaker: I do what I want. I do what I want. I say what I want. What are you doing in your sister's room? Let's interrogate him. Let's interrogate the little one. Live on air. Not my beef. He was walking through the house. He was like, I'm Jeff. I'm Jeff. I'm like, don't be Jeff. You don't want to be Jeff, trust me. For all the people in the world you want to be, you want to be Jeff.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah, you don't want to be tough. Go back outside and run around with your little hoodlum friends. Don't get caught and stay out of jail. That's what we did. Oh, exactly. Hey, man. They don't do anything wrong. They just run around out there and act like a bunch of crazy ass people. OK, this is it. Let me ask y 'all something. What the fuck news? Last segment before the break.

Speaker: Tell me if you all will let yourself do this. This is insane. I have finally caught the Mediterranean B -Squid. Y 'all do see that, right? Let me show you back. It's a fish. This is insane. Oh, no, it's squid. I was actually talking about the Mediterranean B -Squid.

Speaker: That's nothing, dude. Their squid's bigger than that. I know. Y 'all kiss my ass thinking I'm gonna get in the water with a motherfucker like that and I think it's dead and it'd be alive and I can't out fight none of them arms. Or something. He must have done did something right if he caught it.

Speaker: And like I said, that thing is not big, but it's big enough to say I'm with you, Tony. That's a baby compared to the other ones that they found at 25 foot long. Yeah. Yeah. Some of them giant squids. I'm with you. I ain't fucking with a squid. I ain't fucking with, I ain't even fucking with a regular size octopus. Octopus. You got, you got them arms that are unpredictable. I ain't fucking with it. They're all independent.

Speaker: No, I'm saying that's why I said they're unpredictable for you. If an octopus attacks you or a squid or something like that, you don't know. You're trying to fight it. Next thing you know, you got a tentacle up your ass and one in your mouth. And one wrapping your ass up.

Speaker: If you allow me to piggyback onto what you said, I second what you say, and I raise you.

Speaker: All we missin' is the back of the side. Hell no! Hell no! Hell no! Hell no!

Speaker: Oh my God, I got you so good with that one. For those of you who don't know what happened, Tony was just getting ready to take a nice drink of whatever he's drinking tonight when I hit that music. And I think he spit it, may he spit it out, may it come out of his nose? I don't know what happened, but I'm clipping this and I will put the video on. You're getting in the back of your head tonight.

Speaker: That's your reaction. Your reaction to some of the things we do out here absolutely kills me. When I was clipping that audio, I'm trying to make these reaction videos off of me. I want my money.

Speaker: When I called Jeff a goat sucker, your reaction was priceless. But equally as great was Jeff's initial reaction, him laughing and then stopping and letting it sink in. And he started laughing again. And then Paul's kind of blankly looked at the camera and it sank in a little bit deeper and he lost his shit. I was like, I got two great reactions for the price of one. Yes. Holy.

Speaker: I got to give my man smoke credit. I won't give him full credit. I'll give him partial credit because he was live last night on Instagram. And I jumped live. I jumped live. That's going all over there. Yeah, I couldn't get over there. Yeah, because I was at the game. So we did a little live on live. And I had the band there playing them. And he was tripping out because the away team had like maybe 30 or 40 band members. We were guessing.

Speaker: And then the goddamn mob came up on the field. Jostown's marching band, where my daughter's plays. I was showing him footage of them sitting on the sideline while the other, like I was showing them on the sideline when they were off sitting down. They went from the 20 yard to the 20 yard line. And they were just sitting down. And I said, wait till you get up and see these fuckers take the field.

Speaker: The percussion group or whatever was bigger than the other band alone. So they came out first and did their thing. The other band came out first and did their thing. The other band came out first and did their thing. The other band came out first and did their thing. The other band came out first and did their thing. The other band came out first and did their thing. The other band came out first and did their thing. The other band came out first and did their thing. The other band came out first and did their thing. The other band came out first and did their thing. The other band came out first and did their thing. The other band came out first and did their thing. The other band came out first and did their thing. The other band came out first and did their thing. The other band came out first and did their thing. The other band came out first and did their thing. The other band came out first and did their thing. The other band came out first and did their thing. The other band came out first and did their thing. The other band

Speaker: Damn, but they went from the 20 yard line to the 20 yard line when they were on the field marching and they took up the entire width of the field. It is a big ass band that they're at Johnstown and they take pride in their band and they should because of them kids. High school.

Speaker: Cause them kids are, are, are fantastic and they, they put work in and they sound good. And, you know, I've always been one, you know, I don't do it like out of meanness or anything like that. We just make fun of band guys. That was a jock. We had guys that played sports with us that were in the band. And it was funny because halftime on football game, they'd run in, rip their shoulder pads and shit off and then grab their instrument and run back on the field. You know, they didn't get halftime break. So, um,

Speaker: So, you know, I make fun of them lightheartedly. You know, it's like a loving thing. You know, I call them band nerds or band geeks or whatever.

Speaker: But, you know, Jonstown's band is something else. I mean, they are big and they are loud. And Smoke was killing me, man. He was tripping out looking at that band. And then we got a little bit of some, we got a little bit of Friday Night Lights action on the Instagram thing as well. But, and I started telling him, I said, you know, the stadium's packed, but the majority of the people there at the stadium are band parents and they're there for the band. They're not there for the football team, you know? But, you know,

Speaker: It's reaction when they come on the field. He was like, God damn. And I'm live on Instagram. I'm standing there. There's a whole bunch of parents standing around probably looking at me like I'm an asshole. I don't give a fuck. You will. I'm always working. I'm always working, man. Go to break. Stay on schedule. Get your next gym. It's Saturday, man. We don't have to stay on schedule. Get on schedule. Wednesday is the only day we have to stay on schedule. Get on schedule. Stay in practice. Get off my level. Oh, you see how I locked you down on Wednesday, man? You see how I locked you down on Wednesday?

Speaker: He was locking yourself. I was already telling you. I tried to keep you on schedule regardless. He wasn't telling me. I was already ahead of the game. OK, go for it. Go on, bathroom break. I'll be back. I had songs planned out for time frames. Play the song. Oh, we are going to take a real quick break. We'll be right back, guys. Would you go to the bathroom already? Hit the music. Hello. Hell no.

Speaker: Said I know, know, know. Tried to introduce the band and he was like, hit the music. I know, I know. You would have said everything by now. Hurry up. I gotta say all the stuff, man. I gotta put it out there and calm down, pump your brakes. CNN and friends.

Speaker: But you motherfucker. Smoke's supposed to be here tonight to yell at your goofy ass too. But anyways, we're gonna take a real quick break. We got, as I said, we made, I made, not we, but I made new friends of the show. Earlier this week when I went to see our guys blacked out Mojo. So got a new band here for you guys. We introduce y 'all to them Wednesday, but got a little rum springer for you. Go ahead and check them all out.

Speaker: on social media and all that stuff at Rum Spring, I underscore live. Uh, go give them a listen, give them some love. Let them know we sent you. These guys are awesome, man. And, uh, you know, much like I said about blend, these are some young cats doing their thing, trying to make it. So absolutely go show them some love. I'm hoping to see both bands again, very soon. I think it'll be great to check them out again, uh, the next free weekend that I have and they are performing. I'm probably going to go hang out or go see them.

Speaker: and and whatnot. But again, check out Rum Springer. This is their cover of Billy Idol's Rebel Yale. So here it is. Enjoy in your ear holes.

Speaker: Came dancing to my door Last night a little angel came pumping across my floor She said, come on baby Got a license for love And it's pretty expired Looking out from above because In the midnight hour She got more, more, more With a rebel yell

Speaker: She cried more, more, more, more, more, more She don't like slavery, she won't sit and wait But when I'm tired and lonely, she sees me to my feet

Speaker: What set you free and brought you to me, baby? What set you free and need to hear about me? Because in the midnight

Speaker: So he takes it to go from the 7 I'll have been Well, he's out all night to collect a fear But just alone, just so long, it don't mess up his head

Speaker: I drive your cheese of paint, baby A thousand times for you I'd sell my soul and have none, babe For money to burn with you Cause I'd give you all and have none, babe Just stay, just stay, just stay

Speaker: Yeah, buddy. That'll get you fucking pumped up right there. If that don't, I don't know what will. That's our guys in Rumspring up with their cover of Billy Isles. Rebel yell. Check about it. All social media, YouTube, all that jazz, Rumspring underscore live. Go show them some love. Let them know. Nonsense will nonsense sent you. And hopefully down the road, we'll have them on the show hanging out with us.

Speaker: What's going on Roger Simmons, what do you think about that? That's supposed to be a co -host of the Twitter spaces too, but I had to let them know I wasn't gonna make it for another hour or something. My man got left hanging over there. I can't make this shit up. Smoke, where you at cuz, where you at? Roger Simmons, what's going on? All right, last hour of the show.

Speaker: Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. Everybody now that Tony D has gotten his nonsense out of the way. I have nonsensical nonsense up here. You have a lot of nonsensical nonsense. You have no idea. I'm behaving. I have a general idea. That's enough for me. You have a lieutenant of an idea. You don't have a general idea. Private first class idea. I have a lieutenant of an idea.

Speaker: That's a soundbite for your ass. You have no general idea. You have a lieutenant. Yeah, all right. I'll take that. I'll take that. Go ahead and let's pull it up on here. Let's bring it up. We can reuse that. But now, welcome back to Nonsense. We're Nonsense, guys. Hopefully, you're enjoying the show so far. I'm Glick. We got Tony D. in the house. Jeff's on a hiatus this weekend. He's doing a little family thing. Hopefully, everything is more well. And he's enjoying himself. I know he is. If I know Jeff, like I know Jeff, it was probably done 30 seconds after she got home. But that's OK.

Speaker: Nonetheless, he'll be back Wednesday night. Smoke will be back with us Monday night if he doesn't pop up in here tonight. So if you guys aren't already, go ahead and check us out on all social media. Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok. Go get you to join us live on YouTube and Twitch every Monday, Wednesday, Saturday at 6 p .m. And if you can't join us live, don't worry, we got your coverage. You can listen to us anywhere, anyhow, any time, any place.

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Speaker: And in the meantime, in your free time, go ahead and check out irnbroadcasting .com. We'll be up there before long, guys. Go ahead and check them out. Start listening to the shows. Get to know everybody. Especially, I can't vouch for it. I can just give you their credentials and what they've done and where they've been or anything like that. Really, the only guy I can vouch for is the Kevin Ollie show. He's all right. He's about four feet tall. He's basically a hobbit.

Speaker: When his dick got circumcised, they took too much. Now he has a chip in his dick, and he does weird stuff with pit bulls, but I mean Chihuahuas, sorry, not pit bulls. I don't know. I love the guy. He's my little buddy, but check him out. Give the Kevin Hawley Show a listen. What, Tony? The fuck Hawley Show? The fucking - You really did elaborate on somebody else's dick. You really did elaborate on him. Yeah, if you listen to Kevin Hawley's show for more than five minutes, you'll hear the story 10 times.

Speaker: It's an ongoing joke. It's a running joke. It says you got a microchip on your dick. Not a microchip. A chip in his dick. When they circumcised him, they nicked his pecker. So now he's got a chip on the tip of his dick. He's got a chip on the tip. Then he likes to put in dip and lets such a wild, wild.

Speaker: I can't make this shit up. No, you can't. Once upon a time, you were pregnant at Chihuahua. A Chihuahua. If you never show up here, he can tell you the story. I don't. I'm good. Chihuahuas, mochi, cheese, basically the same thing. They're all Mexican. That's what I do, man.

Speaker: Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. That's what I do, Tony. You know, sometimes I just say shit just to get your reaction. Just to make you feel uncomfortable. Trust me, it always works. It always works. It generally works way better than I could ever plan, if it was planned. Moonfall is already okay. That's not good.

Speaker: This is the final hour -ish. That is not good. When your movie is already on cable within six months. What? What is Moonfall? Moonfall came out, I think it was on Apple TV earlier this year. And it's already on HBO. I might be wrong. It might've came on HBO Max, but it's on cable now. And it's my first time seeing it up there.

Speaker: I do have to watch Love and Thunder. I caught some of it. It was silly. Oh, shit. That's it. No. It's on Disney Plus. Is it on Disney Plus now? Yeah. It came out two days ago on Disney Plus. Actually, it might have been yesterday. Two days ago. Two days ago. You're on mute. No, I know. I muted myself on purpose because I yelled. Yeah. For some reason, I was thinking it came out on the 12th. No.

Speaker: This is really up there. Oh, Morbius is on Netflix. Is it really? Yes, Morbius is on Netflix. I've seen it. I actually liked it. I know a lot of people kind of poo -pooed on it, but I kind of liked it. I will actually be caught up in my movies. Those two in Dune will have me caught up for the year. Those two in what? Dune, the new Dune. I didn't watch it yet. Oh yeah, I didn't. You haven't seen Morbius yet? I thought you watched that.

Speaker: Which is fucking awesome. I've seen him get through four times already. I want that plane. I want that plane. That's great. I'm out on streaming and I can't wait because I will. I cannot wait to just crank my sound bar up and watch Top Gun. Jurassic Park is on Peacock. Yeah, it's on Peacock. I'm here to see Ambulance. Ambulance is on Peacock. Ambulance is good. Dude, if you got Peacock, watch BlackFoam.

Speaker: No. No, no, no, dude. I said the same thing, but I watched it. It's actually really good. Ethan Hawke is phenomenal in it. It was a really good movie. He did all them moonlight. Yeah. Oh, Ethan Hawke is phenomenal. He's amazing. I know you don't watch Stranger Things, but Jeff does. His daughter is in Stranger Things. And I didn't know he had a daughter that was that old. My girls told me about it. Yeah. She's up there.

Speaker: He had a daughter -in -training, that makes sense. I mean, a lot of actors have kids in movies, but - Well, a lot of - I also sometimes - They kind of relate better when they actually do have children, you know what I mean? I also forget sometimes how old actors are. Like you don't realize how old an actor is until you look it up. Like Jamie Foxx, you know, he's what, in his fifties or something like that? You know how old Method Man is? Method Man's like 95.

Speaker: 51. I didn't realize that. Yeah, as I'm saying, like, you know, so is like when they told me that I was like, no, he doesn't have a daughter that old. He's not that old. And it's like, yeah, he really is that old. He's been around for a minute. And I'm on that same kick. Like most things he is in for not being like a mega superstar, quote unquote, mega superstar in Hollywood. The dude is phenomenal and damn near everything he does. But he was great and black phone.

Speaker: I'm gonna find out for myself. I wanted to see if the trailer had me crunked, but I heard a lot of bad things about that movie. They destroyed that movie. Which movie? Yeah, I got a coworker that loves the Expanse random Rick. I got a coworker he swears by the Expanse. Swears by that, Invincibles. Oh, I forgot what the hell else. They swear about those TV shows. I'm ready with you on that.

Speaker: I got to get caught up on reason Kane. And something the hell else I forgot. I'd give Morbius more than 2 .5. I mean, it was a pretty good movie, you know, for an origin story and stuff like that. I just got really got shit on for no reason. I mean, I think Snake Eyes even though it had horrible views. Yeah, I like Snake Eyes. I thought Snake Eyes was okay. I was good with it. No, like I said,

Speaker: Black Widow was okay. No, like I said, and Blackfone's not your typical horror movie. I know you're not a big horror guy. It's more of a thriller, suspense, kind of a little bit of a mind fuck in there. So.

Speaker: Three out of what? Three out of five? I'll give you that. I'll give you a three out of five. Three out of five, yeah. Yeah, I'll give you three out of five. Like I said, it wasn't nothing great or spectacular or anything like that. It's not a movie that's going to make you go, oh my God. But it was a good movie for what it was. Oh my God. Plus, I think a lot of people are on this. Jared Leto has become kind of the new Nickelback. I'm just hating for no reason. Why?

Speaker: I don't know why. I think he's a great actor. I think he's a fantastic, I think he's an amazing goddamn musician. But I think Jared Leto is a good actor. I think he's actually a great actor, to be honest with you. I actually think he did pretty good with the Joker. He's one of my favorite Jokers. He, he, he, that motherfucker. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And that goddamn cut scene, that goddamn cut scene in the Justice League,

Speaker: He fucking killed me. He better not go nowhere without making that movie happen. They gotta, I want to see that, that movie. That was a post -critic scene for post -critic scenes for him. Yeah.

Speaker: Them fuckers. It's open to the DC universe. Only Snake Eyes was almost too fast and furious via the media. Yeah, I agree with you, random Rick. It was kind of fast and furious -ish. Fast and furious -ish. But it was OK. I mean, that's the thing about GI Joe movies. None of them are that great. None of them are that good. But certain movies, myself, personally, I don't go into expect it a lot. I didn't expect anything. I didn't expect or have high expectations for Snake Eyes.

Speaker: So I was satisfied with it. We just wanted to see an origin story, which I didn't get it. I wasn't, I wasn't, it didn't rub me the wrong way. As an artist, it did not rub me the wrong way. So I was good. And Black Widow, I had no idea what to expect. And I thought I didn't get it. Yeah, I went into that 100 % blind. I was just like, I had no idea what to expect on Black Widow. We also have, like I said, everybody out there, if you have not seen Ambulance, the one that came out earlier this year, that was good. Take yourself back to the bad boys Miami Vice feel.

Speaker: That's what that movie was. The new dress. Oh really? Yes. It had a real strong Bad Boys and Miami Vice. It had both of them, which is good energy. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. That's part of the movie. The story lies on the trip, but I think you all will enjoy it. I still haven't seen Bad Boys 3. What? Bad Boys for life? Why not?

Speaker: I wasn't gonna pay for it. And I know it's out on streaming somewhere. I don't know where it's at. And I haven't had a chance to. It's on cable. I think it was on Netflix for a minute. Yeah, I saw it for free too. There might have been two that was on Netflix. It wasn't bad. It was silly.

Speaker: Yeah, the G .I. Joe movies are watchable. I, again, come on. Two star max smoke? Come on, smoke. I'm trying to give it a two. And I said, because they know what to expect, and I don't think nothing was wrong with it. And the post -credit scenes kind of led to something else. Yeah, I would give it at least a three, maybe a three point. At least a two. You know, for going into it, like Tony said, I didn't have any expectations. I went into a bar and I was just like, man,

Speaker: Yeah. I mean, stick out. I'm in. I'm in. I like Scarlett Johansson. I don't find her like super sexy or anything like that. I think she's cute. I'll give her that.

Speaker: Come on, man. The previous two movies, we had more action than storyline. This one's more storyline than action. Damn, the fit ain't kill the camera. What up? You got some like shit or something on your shirt.

Speaker: Yeah, I don't know, try to wipe it off, just like do that. Gotta have my colors on, man. But you can't shit on bad boys and say bad old guys three. I mean, come on. How many Lethal Weapon movies did we watch? And we enjoyed. Three of them. I thought there was like 27. Four. I lost count. Two of them. I think there was four. So there was four. Was it four or was there five? There was four. You said how many did we enjoy? There was four.

Speaker: He got me there. Yeah. Cause that point, that last one was, it was, was, was suspect as the kids would say, it was sus as fuck. It really wasn't, but Chris Rock was funny. Chris Rock was a trip. Chris Rock was confident in the Beverly Hills Coppish. Joe Cushing was trying to carry in Jesus Christ. Joe Cushing carried Lethal Weapon after Mel Gibson and Danny Glover very well. He really did. Yeah. He really did. That was a great character in that movie series. Yeah.

Speaker: What's going on, Cam? How's your, how's your, is it your grandfather? Yeah. Yeah. How's he doing? He's all right. Um, they just can't do surgery because, um, he's got that fluid on his heart. Um, and he's all like blood thinners and stuff. I mean, he's 80. So, you know, as they get older, there's a risk of complications. So they're saying it's going to be like four or five days where they can replace his hip and a lot of shit laid up in the hospital. Just.

Speaker: Randy Ricci or something? Unfortunately. Prays to the family, me and all Joseph. Yeah, absolutely. I understand the age, but things can happen for real. Oh, I got you, Randy Ricci. Are you still in North Carolina or are you back home? Yeah, we're staying tonight at Sam's parents' house. We're going to go back in the morning. Go kick Cody in the dick for me.

Speaker: He's out with his boyfriend, I mean girlfriend right now. I'll preach or touch you. I didn't have to think about that one. He was he was talking about him earlier. I'm like, when do you not talk about the dude? Yeah, actually eat your snack. Jump in the shower real quick. Yeah, you have a snack dude. Just jump in the shower when you get done.

Speaker: Skank. Oh my god, this fool could have made no show. So what did I miss? Nothing. You know, a little bit of this, a little bit of that. That's football talk. We had some Uncle Smoke in the building. Miss Smoke. Appreciate you.

Speaker: I'm actually kind of surprised she's she's still awake. She's got a big day ahead of her tomorrow. She had a big day today too. So, oh yeah. Let me get this. I'll be right back. Cam, get caught up. You gotta jump in on what the fuck news. What does he just say about what the fuck news? I gotta jump in. What the fuck news was last hour? He wanted to get caught up. So, get him caught up. Get right back.

Speaker: Uh, I, the first hour I taught Tony how to do a fantasy football show. He's lying. Actually talking about football, not a bunch of dumb shit. He's lying. We're trying to have like five different streams going at the same time. That shit was confusing. The, uh, the, uh, second hour we did what the fuck news. Uh, we got robot cockroaches and, uh,

Speaker: Chop straps using being used as condoms. A fight broke out in Louisiana where a can of cheese with one of the sisters taste another sister. Wow. Third hour, we're just going to sit around bullshit. We were talking a little bit about movies, but Clemson played today. Cupcake, Furman.

Speaker: You say cupcake, but did you see what happened to Notre Dame today? Yeah, I was watching that one and then I turned over and watched App State win, which I figured they would. I'm only like 35 minutes from App State right now. So there's a lot of App State fans up here. Just some stuff about Robot Roaches and Cheez Whiz. You know how we get down.

Speaker: We're eating, we're eating robot cockroaches, which isn't up in here. And I'm waiting on, uh, actually they should have started by now. Michigan had a fucking, there we go. Yeah. Hawaii. Yeah. I'm not too concerned. Yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah. I mean, they're like 52 point favorites. I hope they don't blow it. Yeah.

Speaker: Shit Notre Dame has 27 point favor on that one 50 the over is 52 .5 and the under is 67 .5. I don't know what any of that means but The over is usually like how many points over they think though when it's actually delayed. I

Speaker: I'll be busy. I'll be busy. I'll be busy. Potential copyright is keeping me on the podcast now. Trust me, every 10 seconds. I don't blame you, Smoke. Yeah, I don't want to catch them wanting to miss you. What are you doing, Smoke? Got music in the background. What kind of music? It doesn't matter. You know, YouTube. Shut up, Tony.

Speaker: The fuck you talkin' boy, you doin' no good, have some bros for me. Oh, oh, oh, I'm black for three days and you can call, you think you can call me boy? That's a dick, that's a dick. I just did a single. I just responded to a podcast while I'm doin' this podcast and I can broadcast at the same time. This ain't what you can call me, boy. Ain't havin' it. I ain't your boy, I'm a grown ass man, bitch. When you grow up.

Speaker: Fucking cracker. When'd you grow up? When'd you grow up, honky? No, no, no. You're the honky. I'm the black second man. No, no, no. You got a temporary pass. Don't get comfortable. I got a temporary passing so far. We're probably going to do that afterwards because they're actually doing that thing now. You might do something separate afterwards. Bathurst. You know, he's doing it through the spaces. He said he going to do it for nine days straight. It's hilarious.

Speaker: Oh, man. Awesome. He needs to be up there more. He needs to do his thing more. I told him. Yeah, I agree. I love Bathurst, man. Listen, we already said through him, to me, all of us meant through him, when we was over there. You better stop trying to hold me down. I'm sick of you white people. I'm sick of you white people already. Damn.

Speaker: You heard what I said, Whitey. You watch your motherfucking mouth. You got to worry about that. Jeff plays that music all the time in the background, not Jeff's neighbors.

Speaker: Shakira, Shakira, Shakira. My hips don't lie. Bitch, why your voice so deep? It's me in trouble. No, that's a woman. Don't be fooled. I ain't arguing in that fact. That better be a woman. My feelings are going to be hurt as fuck if I find out that's not a woman one day. I agree. I enjoy Shakira. I actually like her music. I think I like one or two songs.

Speaker: Actually, I like Shakira's music. She's got good vibes. She's got like a, you know, it's like fun feel good music for the most part. Like she went dance. She should. That's almost a deal.

Speaker: You're not wrong, Smoke. YouTube does not under... Like I said, you should have been around for some of the early shows. Fucking Jeff and I would be live and all you could hear in the background was goddamn mariachis and shit. It was just like, Jeff, what is... And then one night we were live and his wife, and he will say she wasn't, but she came on the show. Her and her friend got fucking hammered and they were listening to reggaeton or whatever it was.

Speaker: you know the the the Spanish and Latin bands that they like they were downstairs and he was upstairs and you would have thought they were right beside him the whole time and they were singing and dancing they were having a blast I ain't even mad at him but that shit was going on the whole show I was like dude but they were having a ball she came in she's like oh wow you don't like being on camera but you are wasting it

Speaker: I was like, damn, they had that playing the whole damn episode. I was like, oh. Well, honestly, I mean, they throw down to their music. They celebrate life with their music. Oh, no, their music's fun. We gotta do it, we gotta do it just to do it, but they actually celebrating life with their music. I'm gonna give them that.

Speaker: No, I like, I like reggaeton or reggaetonay or reggaetonay or whatever they call it. Jeff's not here to, I'll never forget that shit. Fucking Tony said reggaetonay that Jeff pronounced it properly.

Speaker: Don't fuckin' create me. Jeff was like, don't fuckin' create me, I live here. I don't know how to fuckin' say it. I've lived here for 20 some years. No, I like that. I actually, I enjoy that music. You know, being a music lover, I love all types of music and I like reggaeton and I, you know, like, you know, I used to fuck people up when I would tell them that I like...

Speaker: Oh, fuck. Jamaican music. Bob Marley and stuff like that? Reggae, God. Yeah, Reggae. I couldn't think of the word. Jesus Christ. I love Reggae. Bob Marley music. It's a new genre. I love Reggae, man. And they used to do Reggae, Nice Down to Charleston. Well, Cam, you know about Reggae, Nice Down to Charleston, don't you? Uh, no. Really? That's because you don't like black people. Yeah, that's what it is.

Speaker: Well, he just admitted to it. It ain't why. It ain't right. Y 'all gonna be some man motherfuckers. You don't like my people. I don't like my people. It's Tony's people you're talking about. No, I'm black. Tony's white. Until tomorrow. Don't fall for this shit. Listen to Wednesday's show. Smoke calling it out. Well, I must be a mutant, because I just want to be a mutant. I know. They will be tomorrow. And that's a loser, because them Jets are about to get dragged. Hmm.

Speaker: They got the Ravens. I don't know. That might be an ugly game. No, I'm with Tony. That's going to be a really ugly game because here's the problem. Here's the problem with the AFC North. We'll go ahead and little chitchat about football real quick. The AFC North, Cleveland. Cleveland, Pittsburgh, and Baltimore. The only team that's really kind of set and good to go are the Bengals.

Speaker: But Cleveland, Baltimore and Pittsburgh, it's kind of a Cleveland, Cleveland set, but, you know, Jacoby percent. And I know Tony, you get on me and I just, I'm not buying in yet. If he comes out and proves me wrong tomorrow. But Baltimore and Pittsburgh are really in a bad place right now.

Speaker: because Lamar Jackson's been found out. Lamar Jackson's been exposed. He can't run like he used to. Teams have done figured it out. They know he's going to run. And when they push him out of the pocket and he tries to run and they're ready for it, his safety net is Mark Andrews.

Speaker: So let's cover up Mark Andrews. So Baltimore is in trouble now. JK Dobbins is back this year. He is healthy. Um,

Speaker: But Baltimore is in a little bit of a suspect area. Let's have some fun with this. Yeah, let's have some fun. Pittsburgh is in a suspect area. The Ravens, and I'm a Jets fan. I don't think, I don't, I absolutely think the Ravens are going to win that game. I, there's not a doubt in my mind that the Ravens will win, but I'm with you that it's going to be ugly. I dare give them a two touchdown victory. And

Speaker: I'll go under 25 on the score. Uh, since it's the Jets, I'll give them a five touchdown victory. I think, I think, I think two touchdowns. Hold the bus though. They have sauce now.

Speaker: I don't know shit about sauce, but I keep on hearing about sauce. I want to say he's like a corner.

Speaker: He's a corner. It's like you're talking about that goddamn one. Yeah, he's a corner. Offensive lineman that you guys got that got owned by New England's from Detroit. Just say he is not allowed. Blake, shut up. He's like the new reverse tyrant. Hey, Blake. Oh, OK. He's the new reverse tyrant. And I don't think he's allowed to catch or pass or anything to come his way yet. OK, I can respect that. Now, here's what's up. I'll give you this, Cam. They probably won't throw this direction.

Speaker: but it also won't be any long passes. That probably works. Hey, where did he go to college? He's from Detroit, so he went to... Speaking of Cincinnati. Okay. Okay, well, yeah, okay. Actually, Cincinnati put out some fucking players this year. Look at your Homer ass.

Speaker: No, that's college football season. They were great. The back hats were good and they put out a lot of solid as players this year. The only one I knew about was Desmond Ritter. I think everybody knew about him. Yeah. No, they put some, they put some talent into the league this year, man. I, I, you know, I'm not, um,

Speaker: ain't no way in hell I'm gonna say anything Cincinnati did their damn thing last year college and pros I gotta give Cincinnati seriously speaking of rookies Cameron's dumbass bro

Speaker: This motherfucker, they got this offensive lineman and he was talking shit because, you know, Carolina and Cleveland are playing each other tomorrow. They got this offensive lineman rookie. The camera's like, oh man, we got this monster. No, no, no, no. Oh, Garrett's going to be in trouble. Cloudy's going to be in trouble. Blah, blah, blah. We're talking shit back and forth. And then Cameron sends me a video of this fucking rookie getting completely dismantled by New England's third string defensive line. I was like, what the fuck do you think Miles Garrett is going to do to that kid?

Speaker: Miles Garrett is going to eat him for lunch. Hey, have you ever, have you ever seen that video that went viral about the blind kid that tried to play football and he would run it off the direction that looked like the offensive tackle he was on? That really didn't look like that kid. I'm like, Oh my God. Miles Garrett is going to eat this young man alive. And he was our first round pig. He was a six pig.

Speaker: They picked him over Evan Neal from Alabama. You guys also re -signed and started Cam Newton last year. Are you surprised? I mean, yeah, we have a college fucking quarterback or college coach. They need to get rid of him. Matt Roll from Baylor. Oh, you guys still got Matt Roll around? Yeah, and he brought all of his assistants. I can't believe you guys ever shit on Rivera.

Speaker: Shouldn't have done that. He was solid, man. He still is. I mean, he was a Super Bowl champion as a player. I like Rivera.

Speaker: He's also with the commanders. That's what I say. Yeah. Well, cause I like Carolina and I've been watching Carolina. I was rooting for that. I was in Super Bowl back in 2016. I was in Vegas raising hell in that casino. Everybody casino knew my name and my voice that day. Listen, the ball goes out. I'm not, I'm not sitting on the, I'm not, I'm not sitting on the Washington commanders or generals or Redskins or football team or,

Speaker: Whatever the fuck they want to call them. Wait, they changed their name again. They're the first NFL. I thought they were the football team. They are the first trans NFL team. They are the first trans NFL team. The numbers are going down. Way to go. Congratulations. Well, I was going to say we should all support Washington. We should get behind the trans. That might be, you'll be the first podcast to endorse a trans football. We'll be there first mascot. Okay.

Speaker: Do I get a sweet commander suit? Yeah, you can wear a sweet suit all you want. Oh man, I'm commandering the shit out of it. You could be a gingerbread house. Commandering the shit out of it. You know how much an NFL? Hey, as long as my drumstick doesn't get broken. Hey, Sam. He said hi. And then he said, get in the kitchen, bitch. I'm just kidding. He didn't say that. Barefoot pregnant is where you belong.

Speaker: He agreed. I didn't say that was Tony. That was the white guy on the show. Love you, man. Just watch the replay. That's the guy without the mirror. Just watch the replay. I didn't know you were a bad trailquist. How did you do that, Tony D? Because of how she lets me. Ooh. As long as it's consensual.

Speaker: Watch out for Kelly. That's why I said how she lets me, how I do it. As they stay in the jail. Take your time. Exactly. I'm in agreeance with you. I'm just trying to find fault and it's just so I can bust your balls. Cam, you're going to be available for a broadcast tomorrow morning.

Speaker: What's happening tomorrow morning? Fancy football broadcast. You'll probably be on the road.

Speaker: I don't know. Luke wants to do it at 30. Hell, I'd rather do it. Why don't we do it tonight? I'll do it tonight. I didn't want to do it on the show. I said we can do it after the show. I told you, I asked you, I said, do you want to do it tonight after the show or do you want to do it tomorrow? Just give me a time and I'll be there. I mean, I'll be up in the morning.

Speaker: It'd be better to do it tonight. What time are you going to wrap up this show? Whenever I wrap it up. While 13th. Okay. Cause I was just curious. 11 42 AM. Look at random ricks. That's what we're going to do. 11 42. It's a random tone. Random ricks.

Speaker: No, I I hope I'm Home but if you're in the room be on the road. Um, I think no, I'm watching the damn panther James I'm gonna be somewhere and watch the thing is we had a couple people that auto -draft auto -picked and I'm quite sure some people want to make trades Although do a broadcast where we all sat down chopped it up and discussed any every move we needed to make up there Well, go look getting everybody in tonight

Speaker: this. Even even though I'll be right. Caribbean smoke over here. You guys are gonna this is gonna be fucked up. Actually or not. We can hear you. No, no, I mean, not me is the background clear because I don't want the music to be coming in. It's real low. It's real low. You're good.

Speaker: Don't listen to Glitch. Don't listen to Glitch. I can barely hear it. No, that's good. That's good. We can talk to everybody. You can't even hear it. Oh, good. Oh, good. What up? What did you do, fellas? What's going on? Welcome to the show, man. Where you been all night? Just chilling, man. I'm in the lab, man. I was grilling, man. I had some serious goods on the grill and all that. And then, you know, that music was kind of loud. So I didn't want you to get compromised.

Speaker: You know what happens is they don't really, it's not like they may give you a super strike, but what they'll say is, okay, because you had maybe something in the back, you can't monetize the video on YouTube. That's what happens sometimes. We're not even anywhere near that level of worried about monetization on YouTube. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So you should be good. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. That's the way I feel about it. That's why I always play, uh,

Speaker: My intro's like, I play whatever the fuck I want, like, it is what it is. You know what I'm saying? That's why I let it fly with the intro's like, whatever, I play what I want, cause I'm nowhere near there. And if I ever do get there, I won't give a shit. Cause it'll be new content rolling out. You know what I mean? That's what it is. So let me know.

Speaker: The music is uh, what's your name? You're good. I'll send you a message if your music gets bad. Don't worry about it. What's wrong, man? Oh, good, man. So how are you looking for tomorrow morning if I was a broadcast? Yo, I can't lie, man. I can't really see that football, the whole of what's your name? Like, I haven't been on my football game yet, really. So I'm on some, like,

Speaker: Like, that's why I'm doing some of the broadcast. That's why I'm doing some of the broadcast. You can chop it up in need, B. What I mean is like, what time are you talking?

Speaker: I told Brian 1130 before the season started, I can barely get Brian to come on the broadcast with me. I can go on at 11. I got the house to myself, so I'm gonna sleep pretty good tonight. I can come up early and discuss a couple of things that I would like to do and speak with, I would like to make. I'm gonna see how many people are gonna be available. I know some people go to church, some people don't even wake up. I might do something tonight. I got another broadcast I'm supposed to do, but I got a phone call, do my broadcast, make another phone call, then I can come up. If y 'all are still up later, I ain't got a problem doing it tonight.

Speaker: I'm down the one that tonight. Okay. Okay. Well, definitely 30 minutes to an hour, Max. I just want everybody to talk about what they got on the team. See if anybody wants to make any trades. We can sit there and chop it up together. You know what I'm saying? Oh, good. Every time I do a broadcast, that's for us to chop it up together. I know people are busy. Oh, yeah, yeah. No doubt. No doubt. Even if we're just in the chat.

Speaker: Y 'all can discuss anything and we could sit there and just show people how fantasy football is supposed to be done. This is pretty much one of my content out there. So just so you know. Yeah, what Glick show me how it's done. I didn't even know that you could actually trade folks. You can actually trade players and stuff. Wow. If you want, yeah. If you want one, you can watch or you can check the replay when you get a break. I'll do one tonight. I can do one tonight. I'll throw it on my YouTube. So Cam, if you're not on my YouTube, hang on. Let me throw my YouTube in here.

Speaker: Yeah. I go throw it up on here or and then put it up on your YouTube and stuff. I see you guys signed into your YouTube. I didn't sign into my YouTube yet, no. But I actually did. I've seen it. My YouTube is on. You know what you do? Look, look, look, look. It's on here. Just put it in the, put it in the private, you can put it in the private chat. And on the StreamYard, on the StreamYard Glitch can throw it on the banner. Like you can throw it on banners on the StreamYard, on the banner page.

Speaker: Yeah, Tony's got Tony's YouTube so we can come up on here and I'll be right back. Yeah, Tony. Yeah, Tony, you can do that. You got control of the what's his name. Go on banners. Go on the far right hand side. If you don't want to see me, I'll go on the far right hand side. Where it says comment. Click banners. Click banner wishes create banner and just put your information right there and just and just press plus and it goes on the screen.

Speaker: dropping those technical backstage tricks on folks, you heard? Yeah, on the far right hand side of the screen, on the right hand side of the screen, it's gonna say comments, it's gonna say comments, it's gonna say private chat, it's gonna say chat, private chat, scroll down there, you're gonna see one that's gonna say banners, you're gonna see a whole bunch of other little. No, my YouTube isn't on now. I logged in, but it's not on.

Speaker: It's all good. No, no, no. I'm not saying go on YouTube. No. Are you trying to post the link for your YouTube for people to watch the stream tomorrow? It's just a new YouTube channel. What are we trying to accomplish here? It's just a YouTube channel. Yeah, just put it on the banners so you can post it. Put it on the banners so you can post it so people know where to follow you. Or you can just tell them it is what it is. I got it right now. And I'm about to throw it up there.

Speaker: That's what my band look like. Hey, man. I'm just saying, yeah. We can switch them up, but we'll, you know, we'll do that tutorial at another time, and they... Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm just going without this, so... Yeah, just hit me up later on, and I'll hop on. Okay. I will. I'll put a... You'll see on... You'll get a notification in the league chat if I come up.

Speaker: All right. That's because I do plan on the sword. I'm no smoke. You busy out there, so. Yeah, I'm going to lounge. I'm kind of on lounge mode. I mean, I'll be too. You know, I'm quick to... I'll jump in the chat all day and shoot some shit. Of course. I'm kind of on lounge mode. I'm just like... I did put a link in there. Random Rick, hang on. I did. I thought I did. Shit. Let me see if we can come right here.

Speaker: That's my link right there. That's the link where the mode to try again. Bump it. I hear the music now, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This may be the last 85 degree day I get up here in New York till next year. Right, right, right. So we rocking and rolling. You know how we do it.

Speaker: Yeah, what happened to Glitch? You guys, so, okay, you good, Rick. Appreciate it. Hey, Rick, I think we're following each other already, so. Busted rubber, I couldn't find you. Yeah, he's somewhere beside the uterus, you get it? Busted rubber. Easy, easy. My bad, my bad. Easy. Just saying, sometimes it'll be hard to find.

Speaker: You gotta go fishing. Easy. Sometimes you gotta go fishing. Sometimes you do. This is where it's nice and warm. Oh, yeah. Yeah, this Whirlpool time right here. I just put it on my twist school. I got you.

Speaker: I'll just subscribe back to you, man. Good looking out. Yeah. That was good. That was simple. Yes, sir. Just that's simple. Oh, man. Okay, so you lost Cam, smokes, I mean. I'm here. I'm good. Am I still here? Yeah, you good. You good. I see you. I see you.

Speaker: I think I'm still in the building, man. Oh, yeah. This is lovely. Come on, I hate for some of the end, this sucks. Yeah, it's starting to cool off. It's in the high 70s now. Yeah, today was 80s, what, six, 80s, something like that. It was 85, so I was like, oh, yeah. I think he was the one yesterday, too, but tomorrow's supposed to rain.

Speaker: supposed to rain tomorrow, but I'm supposed to be having a, uh, what's his name, man? Supposed to have a football barbecue tomorrow. Tailgate party. I don't know how this is going to shake. I don't know how this is going to play out. I may have to postpone it. May have to postpone that till next weekend. Every year I have the first week of the season. I usually have a tailgate barbecue. You know, me and some of the fellows get together, watch some football, drink some beers.

Speaker: You know, talk to football golf. What up? What up? Yeah, you know how we like. So do you have a favorite football team? I'm in New York, man. I'm rocking with New York teams, man. I'm number one, my number one squad. I rock the Jets because I'm an underdog favorite. I'm Jets, but I'm dead. My second is the Giants, of course.

Speaker: And then Buffalo is on the way, they're coming up, but I never claimed Buffalo. It's still New York. So if it all comes down to it, they're gonna probably be the only playoff team this year in New York. But I'm a Jets fan. I'm looking for a miracle. I'm looking for a miracle, but we always have some kind of injury before the season starts. A quarterback always, every time we draft somebody new, he always goes down right away. It's just always, it's like a curse. Agreed.

Speaker: It was a fucking curse. Like, go away, Joe, sold his soul to the fucking devil to get that upset. And it was like, hey, man, if we win, the devil is like, hey, the Jets will never win another Super Bowl again. He's like, I don't give a fuck. I'm selfish. So we sold the soul to the devil, man. That's why the Jets were always like quarterback curse. It's like a quarterback curse. Well, while you playing, Joe Hennaton was good. Sanchez was good. And Favre was good. Yeah, they were. They were until injuries.

Speaker: Yes, you know, far was past his prime and far played injured because he got injured earlier on in the season because I'm just saying because after the off season and he got time to get rehabbed and everything, he had one of his best career seasons ever for Minnesota Vikings. I'm going to tell you because I'm going to get that watch football. Did I use that word? I'm black. I'm just saying like, like I watch.

Speaker: I watched all of these games and all of this stuff except for the last year when I went on NFL NBA strike, but usually I watch the majority of the games. Well, I'm pretty much well abreast on this stuff, man. But the Jesse quarterback hurts, man. We always get a nice decent, a great prospect to get hurt. Pennington was nice, but he didn't have the arm. He didn't have a cannon. He was like a, he was the short, you know. He couldn't, he couldn't put the ball.

Speaker: He couldn't, I'm just saying, but he couldn't, he couldn't, he couldn't put the ball 65 yards down, he couldn't put the ball 60 yards downfield. If your deep threat got wide open, he couldn't do it. Right. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, but he was all right. But he was at, you know, slightly above average at bat. Easy, random. Yes. You know.

Speaker: It's just the trials and simulations of the Jets, but I rock with the underdogs, man. You know, I'm an underdog story, so I like the underdogs, you know? Your music's starting to pick up just so you know. Oh, no, that's not good. Well, after nobody else is talking, nobody else is talking, somebody else got to, you know, kind of crowd this shit off a little bit, like, you know what I'm saying? You guys should fuck up unless somebody else talks, you can't move.

Speaker: Goddammit. Like, usually, it's everybody talking over each other, damn it. The one time we got a potential strike that everybody want to fucking be quiet. They're like, what the fuck, man? This makes no sense to me. You got to get a strike. You got to get a strike. Smoke? No, I don't want the strike. That's why I'm trying to say we need some more nonsense going on. So drown this shit out. You know what I'm saying? But I may have to, you know.

Speaker: Don't do it. Oh. That was the same motherfucking time at the same motherfucking place. That was the same game, man. That was the hottest post on the jersey today, man. Yeah, boy. That was it. That was the hottest joint on the joint today. You know, I told you. Good job. Good job. Good job, my man.

Speaker: Good job. Yeah, I told you last night, I said, hey, as long as you cool with it, I'm stealing that. That was a hell, you did a fantastic job on that meme. I said, oh yeah, I'm stealing that shit. I'm gonna post it up on Instagram. I'm gonna put a little flick twist on that bad boy. Hey man, it ain't a steal. We both going for the same course. The promo was for your channel, so you know what I'm saying? Well, yeah. Yeah, that was, you know what I mean?

Speaker: It's all up, man. We got to keep it in the mood now. I can't take it down now, shit. Where'd you put it at? Oh, it was in the regular chat. I'm going to just try to take it down off the ambulance. It's all good. I'm about to come down. We're in three -hour mark. I'm about to come down, bro.

Speaker: Let me go clean up this kitchen, make my phone calls, and I might come back up tonight. Let me know if you come back up here. You sticking around up here? I'll stick around in the smoke, I'll stick around by myself and just chitchat. I don't care. Got you. Ladies and gentlemen, everybody out there, I appreciate y 'all for coming through. I do have a couple things I need to do. Smoke, I'm gonna keep y 'all in the loop as well. Like I said, I'll throw a comment in the chat. I'll let y 'all know if everyone do something. It'll probably be the night since we got time. Look, appreciate it. As always, I'll see y 'all.

Speaker: For a random rib cam, I know you busy cams, we slept together, prayers to the family, all just aside. Busty River, appreciate you coming through, Stevie Wonder, appreciate you coming through, they'll be coming through. Ooh, who am I forgetting? Scott, what about the hook, how you doing over there? I think that is everybody, I want you to keep my body. I will catch you all later. Mother had your mother made you, motherfucker. All right, brother, peace. Peace out, man. What's up, brother? Yes, sir.

Speaker: All right. Yeah, I was just coming out of the water here and shit. Yeah. Well, keep me posted. Let me, um, well, like I say, I'll keep my eyes to the streets. If, you know, if you don't pull up too goddamn late, I know who usually, uh, has 5 ,000 different engagements going on, you know, the multi guy. So

Speaker: Yeah, his schedule is real loaded all the time. Yeah, exactly. That's what I told him. That's why I told him, you know, if you're going to come up on here, you got, he's got his YouTube channel loaded up. That's what I was telling you guys, uh, Wednesday night after the show, I can, I didn't realize it, but apparently we can add multiple channels. So, you know, when he does his, when he does his show, that's why I asked him, I said, Hey man, you,

Speaker: I got three channels. You can use two of them. Just use one of them for ours. Honestly, you really don't have to if you don't want to. But if you be kind enough, go ahead and leave one of them for ours and use two of them for yours. And we can rock and roll. Just log into it. I don't want to ask him for his information. I don't want to as long get information. Let him

Speaker: but he might, you know, still put out on his channels as well as on ours. You know what I mean? So. Exactly. Exactly. Well, you know what it is. It's like, see, you can't be, you know, if you're in too many places at one time, you can't focus on one thing. That's what I say. If you all over the map, you can't be all over the map. You know, you know,

Speaker: It takes a lot to be all over the place like that. That's all I can say. Yeah, that's one of the things that I told him. I said you got to stay focused on the task at hand instead of being on three or four different platforms at the same time.

Speaker: And you're doing too much. And then I've been there, you know, I tried doing that a couple of weeks ago, a couple of Saturdays ago, when we had everybody pull up in here, we was all having fun. And then somebody ended the show. Because what happens is because you do what you got so much different shit running that one time, you know, whether you're here, there, there, here. So, you know, yeah, yeah. So we came back into the actor show and it was me, Jeff and Sam and

Speaker: And I was like, well, I'm going to leave the studio at first. I'm like, you got to leave the studio for us to come back in. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I got jammed up and I was like, all right, how the hell with it. Fuck it. Yeah. So it was a good time though. Yeah. So we were doing the after show. We were all, hello, Facebook user. Who's the Facebook user? What's up? What's up?

Speaker: I hate that Facebook requires people to go click on the StreamYard link and and hey Joe. I saw that. What's going on Joe? I saw that. I bypassed it actually. I don't know how the hell I did it but I uh well not I don't know how I did it. It gives you an option to uh to bypass it. So I was like

Speaker: Cause I don't have it. Well, if you're on YouTube or Twitch or whatever, the comments come right through with the name and everything like that. But when you go on Facebook, uh, there's when, when you go on Facebook and you look at our post, if you read the post and then you, there's a link where it says stream yard requires permission to use your username, whatever. So you have to click on that stream yard link and then just go in there and say, yeah, it's okay. Blah, blah, blah.

Speaker: Okay, if you let me bypass, fuck it, I'll bypass. Yeah, right? Yeah, so that's one of the things that drives me crazy.

Speaker: and then when you comment on Facebook, your name, it'll show the Facebook user. It's a pain in the ass and I don't know why they do it, but hey, there we go, the game is finally underway. But, you know, so it's just, it's one of those things about Facebook. Oh, is that your bike? Oh, electric. Is that your electric bike? Yes, sir. Holy shit.

Speaker: That's fucking sexy, dude. That is not a... Yeah, it's not a bicycle, it's a bike bike, like a fucking motorcycle, like bike bike. I didn't even iterate what the fuck it was, but yeah. Yeah, that's not at all what I thought it looked like, man. That is nice. Yeah, it's a street bike, like a street sport bike. Yeah, like a crunch rocket. Yeah, it's a crunch rocket. Yeah, pretty much. Wow, that is nice. I like the color too, man. Thank you, bro. That's fucking sexy, dude.

Speaker: Oh, nice. Personalized plates, there you go. That's what's up. You know what we do, baby, baby. Yeah, so I was just trying to shed some light on the situation. How fast does that go? Just out of curiosity. This in third, this only goes 95 in third gear. All right, let's show these, yeah.

Speaker: Cause I weigh, you know, I weigh about 200. So, you know, my weight combined with the, you know, all the other dynamics that go into the shit. So, uh, yeah, I can, I can go like, which is cool, which is, you know, like, you know, much more.

Speaker: You don't really need to do too much more in life. Unless you're in a high -speed chase and shit, but for that matter, you can fucking kill yourself out there. That was my question about it when we were talking about it before was like, could you take it on the freeway and stuff like that? Because I'm thinking electric motorship, it goes like 45 miles an hour, you know, whatever.

Speaker: Go ahead. No, not this. This is, this is our three gears. It's automatic three speed. It's automatic three speed. Oh, okay. You don't have to shift or anything. So no, actually, damn, hold on. Let me think it. Let me just fuck it. We're here. Let's do a tutorial real quick. Fuck it. Where's my money at, goddamn it. So quick question, if you don't mind me asking, how much, how much does one of those run? Because I'm actually thinking about buying one. You can get, you can get, you can, you can come to New York and I have the hookup at the spot, man. I have a hookup at the spot. I can get you,

Speaker: Oh, and one of these rabies for 3500 bucks, but don't tell nobody. All right. We ain't telling nobody. It's a secret. Don't tell any of y 'all listening. Don't tell nobody. Don't tell nobody. This is between us. This is a nonsensical, this is a nonsensical smoke up secret. You know, this is, we're helping you guys screw us over and tell everybody else.

Speaker: We're helping you out, but you can go there and ask for that price and then it'll tell you, go fuck yourself. Unless I'll bring you. But like, everything shows on the right hand side. Everything shows on the right hand side. So you'll have, hold on, let me move the helmet and shove the shit out of the way. Hold on. That's fucking nice man. That is a lot nicer than what I thought it was going to be. To be 100 % honest with you.

Speaker: So you got a button right here. So it'll go first, middle of second, and this is third. So you have your throttle is right here on this side as well. So you have your full throttle over here on this side.

Speaker: that you would have your clutch and all the other shit. All the other stuff is just, there's nothing there. This is empty. This is, you know, obviously there's no gas going in here. But the motherboards for the computer, the main control computer is underneath here. So that was underneath there. So it's not gas. And let's see. So the batteries underneath, obviously where the motor would be, that's where the battery is.

Speaker: Yeah. It doesn't have any sound. It's quiet. Just like the call. So it has Bluetooth where you can actually play your music and stuff like your radio or whatever.

Speaker: You can connect it, you can play motorcycle sound effects if you want, whatever, you know. I'm serious, you could do different things. Yeah, you could play whatever you want. I usually don't lie with musical sounds because I like to focus, but yeah.

Speaker: But yeah, this baby is pretty sweet, man. It's pretty sweet. I had it for a couple of years now. Uh -huh. Does it take a special type of plug? Or what does it plug into? No. Actually, you know what's crazy? I don't have my keys right now. If I did, I would show you. Under the back seat right here, you go to the back seat, pops open. So back here, you have this will come off. You have your passenger seat pops open. And inside here, you have a

Speaker: Oh, well, I guess it's a step up transformer little box and plugs into here. It plugs into here underneath and then it plugs into a regular one fan outlet. Oh, dude, like just like charging your cell phones. This shit is crazy, bro. Man, I shit you. I shit you not. I'm really

Speaker: honestly thinking about looking into one. I want a bike so bad and that thing is sexy as shit. Now, obviously I want it different. You know, I like the black on black, but you know, my favorite colors are good. They got all kind of flavors, man. They got all kind of colors, man. I never posted in the videos with us hanging out, but like, you know, we have a whole crew, man. We have like, I mean, we roll out like 20 guys, you know, all different colors and whatever, whatever, and we'll take

Speaker: you know, we'll take our rides or whatever. And, you know, this one is cool because I'm ready to lithium ion battery, which is, you know, gets you a lot more distance and stuff. So I can ride 80 miles without charging it. I can ride 80 miles on a charge. Yeah, that was actually going to be my next question.

Speaker: and go to Delaware and shit. Yeah, that was going to be my next question because me, I fuck around and get one of them bad boys and I use that shit in the warm weather up here and I ride it to work every day. You know what I mean? Like go back and forth. I would just have to stage my tools in one of my mechanical spaces and lock them up. But man, I'd ride that bad boy. I'm 15, 20 miles from work every day.

Speaker: And then just right around town, I live in town, you know what I mean? So, you know, I don't, I just right around town on that bitch. So hell yeah. That's, that is, that is a lot different than what I thought it was. That's some bitch. That's sexy, man. I ain't going to lie to you. That shit's sexy as hell.

Speaker: I always say bike. I don't say, I don't use the word motorcycle because it's too fucking complicated. Like in the States, I mean, in the States, you know, we use the word bike all the time. We just say bike. We don't say motorcycle. That's absolutely a pedal bike. Yeah. A bike could be a pedal bike. It could be a lot of different things. It could be a scooter. It could be a mobile. Yeah.

Speaker: No, that's absolutely a motorcycle. That's not at all what I thought it was going to look like, man. And not like I thought it was going to look like anything bad, because I was curious. Curiosity had been piqued in me. And I was like, I'm really good at it. And then I was like, man, that thing is fucking, that thing is sexy as shit. I ain't even allowed to, that motherfucker is sharp. I kind of want to get one my own now.

Speaker: Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. Yeah, yeah. Roll it around. Roll it around in their Ohio on a motorcycle, not making no noise. All of a sudden you hear out of the Bluetooth. Yeah, because you can, you can, like I said, you can, you can play anything you want out the system. You know, you can play, you know.

Speaker: How does that come with speakers on it or does it link up to like your Bluetooth earbuds or I'm assuming it would link up to your phone? You can connect that shit right to your cell phone. The speakers are inside the frame of the motorcycle. So the speakers are inside like you see where the dome is and everything. So everything is protected from the water of course under the air.

Speaker: And, um, you know, the speakers and stuff are inside. So I can just be, I can just be rolling around. You know what? I could actually, I could drive around playing the podcast. Actually what I was going to say, I could roll around and, and it don't make no sound. So I can play the podcast or I can play our guys from blacktop Mojo or blend or rum springer. You know, I'm just rolling around. They're listening to the blend and rum springer and everybody's like, what the fuck?

Speaker: I'm like, yeah, listen to these guys. They're called out. They're blint. They're awesome. Or, hey, check out Rub Springer. Check out Blacktop Mojo. These guys are awesome. Oh, yeah, you want to hear something else? This is a cool little podcast. It's called Nonsense. It's called Nonsense. I don't want to brag or anything. I don't want to brag or anything, but I host it. I don't want to brag. I don't want to brag, but I host this podcast.

Speaker: act like you know mofo like I said last night motherfuckers of the football didn't football game didn't even know they were they were in the presence of a celebrity worldwide known celebrity and they didn't even know they just thought I was just another dad at the football game

Speaker: Hey, man, you outnumber by the colossal band. Shit. I was telling Tony, I don't know if you heard it or not, but I was telling Tony we was talking about the bands and how we and I were live together. And I was like, man, Smoke was tripping. They were actually, yeah, they're still there. They had to go a couple hours away for some festival or some carnival or something tonight. And I'm like, man.

Speaker: Y 'all rolling deep as fuck, just doing your damn thing, taking over some small ass town in Ohio. More people in the band than there are in the town. More people in the band than there is in that town. They take over the whole damn city. Yeah, that's crazy, bro. My oldest daughter, my oldest daughter, she Snapchatted her. She texted me earlier. She was like, just out of nowhere. She was like, we put sunglasses on the account. I'm like, what?

Speaker: And she's like, we put sunglasses on the cow. She's like, we put sunglasses on the cow. I said, what are you talking about? She said, hold on, I'll show you. She sent me a video. And her goofy friends, one of the guys in the bed had pit viper glasses. And there's this little cow. And it was just chilling with pit vipers on. The cow didn't even seem to care at all. It was just sitting there just like, yeah, what's up?

Speaker: He always wanted to know how those shits felt. He was like, I always see you humans with them shits on. I wonder how it felt. Thank you. I was like, that's what the guy said. He was happy as her. She was happy as could be. They didn't have a care in the world. They were like, oh man, I can finally look. I can look around and see my surroundings without having to quit. Yeah. Yeah. That was a public service lookout right there.

Speaker: The name of the body will send you your reward later. You know what I'm saying? You just, you just, I'm like, I'm like your dad. You aren't friends with Peanut. Yeah. Well, well, you know, your dad is kind of one with nature, you know, being a cousin of Bigfoot, but I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just

Speaker: That's what it is. That's what it is. Yeah, that's that's good. Look at your back. Is this your back yard, man? In time for karaoke. This is karaoke going wild. Yeah. Yeah. This is, yeah, I'm just out back here. We're just hanging out back. Me and the old lady, she's doing some karaoke here.

Speaker: I had to actually, when I was watching the replay earlier today, from the live yesterday, I actually had to take it down because she ended up on camera several times. Oh, did she really? Yeah, because I'm watching the game. You know, I didn't have it on the podcast. No, it's not that serious, but I didn't have it on the stand, so I'm just holding it. And I'm watching the violin with the screen, watching the band. And I'm like, you know what?

Speaker: And that's how I was that's why I had to keep looking at my phone because I would just have my phone held up like you know I was holding my phone up like this and then I would start watching you know like physically watching the band I look back at my phone and it was like down on the floor I'm like oh it's not gonna be breathing. I understand they you know you know not not everybody and not everybody's like

Speaker: You know, even you, I mean, you come on here and you do your thing. But for the most part, you know, you don't show your face or anything like that. I understand privacy, especially with your with your significant other. I mean, you know, people, people, people stay private for a reason, whatever it may be. And you got to respect that. You know, I, you know, I use that I would ask permission before I would post any pictures or anything like that of Jody and I and

Speaker: uh you know just just out of respect for her because she's not she's not like she's not on the social media like that you know me i'm exactly exactly i'm uh you know at the end of the day i'm a public personality i'm out there people know me they know my page they know my voice it's crazy it's it's still crazy to me that there's a few people that i've ran into around town or whatever that have seen me on the podcast and and i you know just in normal interaction ordering food or whatever

Speaker: They're like, oh, you know your voice, you know, you're the - Yeah, the voice, yo, you'd be surprised, man. Nobody, like very few people sing, but people know the voice. You sound familiar. I was talking about it a while back. I was talking about it a while back. Funny. Yeah, I was talking about it a while back on the show last year when I was doing DoorDash. I went to pick up food up at Bob Evans. Shout out near Bob Evans.

Speaker: and uh the kid in there I went up and I said hey I got an order for so and so and and he uh he started to walk and grab it and he turned around and looked back at me and kind of gave me a weirdo and I was like what the fuck is wrong with this kid and then he came back and he was like he was like man he's like you sound just like this dude on the podcast that me and my friends listen to and I was like

Speaker: Oh yeah, what's the name of the podcast? I'll have to check it out. And he was like, oh, it's called, uh, nonsensical nonsense. And I was like, do you think I sound like him? He's like, yeah, dude, you sound just like, you know, I was like, that's because I am him. He was like, no way you're clinking. He was like, that's fucking cool. You're like a stoner ass college kid. And he was like, that's fucking cool. Me and my buddies listening to you guys all the time. He was like, my guys are not going to believe that I met you. And I'm like, I'm not anything important. He was like, dude, we love your guys' show, man.

Speaker: I was like, okay, cool. I didn't realize people in town listen to me. But, look, you'd be surprised. You'd be surprised who's, you'd definitely be surprised who's listening. Well, maybe not. Oh, shall I say, let me move away from her. You never know who's listening, shall I say. Oh, yeah, exactly. That's the beauty of it all. You know what I'm saying? That's the beauty of it all.

Speaker: You know, I don't ever look or, you know, like I don't pay much attention to it. I know some people like to come in and be like, Oh, you have blah, blah, blah, fine. You know, ways you've been watching your show, blah, blah, blah, whatever, dude. I don't care. But you know, you know, there's X amount of people that are watching right now, but they're not commenting. They're not talking. So I have no idea who's watching or who's listening or anything like that. So yeah, you absolutely have no idea who's listening or watching you or anything like that.

Speaker: You know, and I know Tony's Tony's a big one. He's like, you know, watch what you say, watch what you do. And I'm like, dude, we're just having fun, man. If somebody can't realize that, you know, like I was, I was, excuse me, borderline hesitant because I, you know, I chopped and screwed that, um, that, that, that clip.

Speaker: from where you said we were gonna do a role reversal and swap and you and Tony were gonna be white guys until Sunday and Jeff and I were gonna be black guys until Sunday. I chopped and screwed it a little bit so that you got like the best of the conversation, but if you wanted to hear the whole thing, just listen to the show on Spotify, you know what I mean? And I chopped and screwed it, I edited it up, I did a little finesse on it and I was like, okay, sounds good. And I was getting ready to post on TikTok and I was like,

Speaker: For a brief moment, I was like, should I, you know, like, you know, we didn't do anything wrong.

Speaker: We didn't say anything wrong. We were just having fun. But there was that, because of Tony, there was that brief thought where it was like, hold on a second. Yeah, it's good. Fuck it. It's good. And then I put it on my IP and I was like, this is good. Like, this is good. We was having fun and we was laughing and it's good content because it's harmless and it's all fun and games. You know, if somebody's got a problem with it, I'm sure somebody will, but you know, if you do, come on, dude. Like, really, like, you know,

Speaker: take a take a pill and calm down and listen to the fucking shit. You don't realize that it was all fun and games, man. Come on. They got more dudes in here that are just, you know, vibing and having fun as the kids say, vibing.

Speaker: Exactly. So I was like, fuck it. Let's put it out there because this is good content. I think people like it. And, you know, and I threw it up on my personal page, like my, yeah, I don't use my personal tick cock page very much anymore because

Speaker: I'm so angry that I lost my, that I lost my life. Oh yeah, the thingies. Yeah, that blow up, bro. So, you know, all I can do on my main account is, is, is, is post videos, which is fine and dandy. So I use it, you know, I, you know, I've been posting tattoo videos because, you know, showing, showing the new tats and all that stuff. Um, yeah. But it's like, you know what? I've got 11 ,000 followers on here. I might as well use it and, and, and promote to show.

Speaker: and hopefully direct some of these people towards the Nonsenseful Nonsense page. And then from there, one of the guys that follows me, again, shout out to Rocker Jeff. If you're watching there, if you're listening, appreciate to follow the sub on YouTube, man. Make sure you check out all the episodes on Spotify. Appreciate that, man. I've seen that. And I was like, oh, got a new subscriber on YouTube. And then I looked at his face. I was like, oh, I know this guy. You know, so.

Speaker: yeah so and say hi if you're on tiktok or if you're on all any of the social medias instagram twitter facebook any of that stuff youtube just say hi one of us will respond probably me but somebody will respond to you i promise you that we're not that big yet and even if we ever get that big i will still make time to say hi to every single person who comments or says hello back

Speaker: Because I'm that guy, I'll come home from work and spend six, seven, eight hours working on the podcast. So why not interact with people who like the show? Yeah, I mean, you know, it's a business, man. At the end of the day, you know.

Speaker: To get off on a little tirade, that's one of those things that kill me. I hate people that get so big or so popular that they don't think they have to acknowledge the people who watch them or the people who like what they do or anything like that. I could never imagine that. I understand it's time consuming. I understand. I've been there. I've had a couple of videos, blow the hell up. And I understand you're getting hundreds of notifications a day, but it does not take that long.

Speaker: to see a comment and go, thank you, or somebody, you know, or hey, you know, hey, thanks for following. Thanks for, thanks for liking what I do. It doesn't take that long. It's two seconds, bro. Like for real, it's two damn seconds. You know, acknowledge it. You know, you know what, though? I'm sorry to cut your line, right? No, you're good. What's that? What were you going to say?

Speaker: I was going to say, you know what, though? Well, when we do reach that level, when we do reach that level, because it will happen. Oh, I see it for the third time when we do reach that level. Oh, I didn't even realize this thing. Sorry about that. No, no, I was just looking. No, because

Speaker: No, no, I was setting up the heater. No, I was setting up the heater. I'm sorry. It's like a little tower, like a little stand up tower. It's not even cold, but it's not really cold. But when we do reach that level, we'll have people that are dedicated folks on the payroll that'll make sure if we are too busy that we'll

Speaker: answer all of the, you know what I'm saying? I'll go ahead and make a bold statement and go ahead and say that I will never be too busy to take two seconds out of my day to shout out somebody who comments on something we do or anything like that. I will never be too busy just

Speaker: You know, Cam, I don't know if you're still listening or not. Behind the scenes I give Cam all the love in the world. That kid's my dude. Cam is honestly, he ain't blood, but that is...

Speaker: Honestly, he's like a little brother to me. That's my ride or die motherfucker. I don't know if I called him and said, look man, I need you. If I need you, that motherfucker would drive the 12 hours. He would make it in six to be up here for me. There's no doubt in my mind about Cameron. Cameron and I talk about some shit behind the scenes and we talk about some stuff.

Speaker: But I appreciate the shit out of Cameron. I appreciate what he does. And like I told him the other day, we was talking about a couple of things. And I said, look, man, it ain't about me. It ain't about the Joe. I said, you are part of it. If I eat, you eat, bro. If I'm eating, you're eating. We all eat at the end of the day. You heard. And that's why I like to shout out like random Rick.

Speaker: and Golf Hawk a lot and Mark's been around with me. I know he's not around in here a lot right now, but Mark's been with me since Periscope days, even with Busted Rubber Paws, he's been with me for years.

Speaker: Yeah. You know, like we, like, uh, you know, miss Christa, she's like a little sister to me. I've never met her in my life, but she'd been around since Paris spoke days. I've never met her. I've never had the opportunity to meet her. Next time I get down to Florida, I will, but she's like a little sister to me. You know, they've been around and when they pop up in here, I give them a little extra, a little extra treat, a little extra special treatment because they've been around. They've, they've seen, they've seen the, the evolution. Yeah. They were there for, they were there for.

Speaker: when I first started on Periscope and I was just doing random shows to Bape and Chill, to the Glick Show, to TikTok, and now this. They've seen it all. They've watched me grow. They've watched even Kevin Hawley. I love that motherfucker to death. He was talking about that on his show Wednesday night. He was like, my guy Glick, I love him. He's one of my best friends on the planet. I've watched him grow and I'm so proud of him. I'm so happy of him or happy for him.

Speaker: from Bateman show to the Glitch show to now nonsensical nonsense. And the same thing with Kevin, man. I've watched him grow and I, you know, he's still,

Speaker: he's doing his thing and he adapts and changes all the time I might not agree with it all the time but he's doing his damn thing man and those are the people that matter the people that the people that that are that are going to stick with you and watch what you do and enjoy what you do those are they're the ones that matter and some people get so wrapped up in the drama and the hate and and the bullshit like it's like you know what fuck all yuppies yeah you out there yeah I know you're out there I know you're watching I know you're listening what's up how you doing

Speaker: Are you mad? Are you scared? Good man. Cause if you pull your head out of your ass, guess what? You could be in here with us hanging out, having fun, but now you just mad for no fucking reason. Cause somebody told you to be mad. You're mad.

Speaker: Hey, that's a personal problem. I can't be concerned with that. That ain't on me. That means they got some shit to work on. Yeah, they got stuff to work on, man. You know what I'm saying? That's my little rant. That's not a rant. No, that's not. No, no. That's just keeping it.

Speaker: Real, that's how you feelin' about, you know? So, hey, man. Yeah, no, exactly. That's the thing. I mean, no matter what happens with this podcast, you know, where we go, where we grow, what happens, I'm not going to be that guy. I'm never going to... If I pull up on a TikTok Live and I'm hanging out, I'm chit -chatting with everybody and everybody and anybody. You know, if I post a video and you're like, you can put something...

Speaker: as silly as a laughing emoji and I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm hitting you up. Hey, thanks. We here, we doing it. By the way, if you're not, if you're only watching us on TikTok, we are everywhere else. So come and watch us there too. All right. So you get to wait. So you take time. You got to take time live as well.

Speaker: Oh, I didn't know that. Okay. Well, not on here. We're not not on here or not. Hold on one second. I'll be right back. I'm gonna grab the beer. Yeah, sure. Take your time. Take your time, man. Grab me one too.

Speaker: I don't want to give dead silence here. Uh, for those that are not, please like, share, subscribe Sunday. Nice smoke podcast for the nice smoke podcast on YouTube. Sunday night smoke podcast on Instagram. I am your boy ACE world. AKA smoke. I am featured on nonsensical nonsense podcast on Mondays. And, uh,

Speaker: And the other time pretty much available when I woke up during the scene. Much love to non -surgical nonsense podcast. My man Glitz, Tony D, Big Jeff. This is what we do, man. Saturday Night Live. Shout out to Cam. Shout out to Sam. Shout out to everybody, man.

Speaker: I can't really see the chat room cause I'm on the mobile over here. So I can't really see. Hold on. We got a few viewers, but nobody wants to chat with us. I can't really see what's going on here. My, what's his name? It's kind of suspect. Yeah. Oh wow. That's a, that's a new update. I don't know where the hell I'm at. Oh, if I close this, wait, hold on. I don't want to fuck myself up. Are you still here? Yeah. I think I didn't. Yeah. You know, you start pressing buttons, you can fuck something up. Like,

Speaker: No, exactly. You can pull a Tony Dean in the whole damn show. Yeah, you can pull a Tony Dean. Well, the good thing is I don't have, you know, certain jurisdictions, certain, what do you call that? Like the backstage? Yeah, you know, not the function. Yeah. No, exactly. But yeah, so we don't, when we do the show live,

Speaker: We don't go on to TikTok, but I haven't done it much anymore. I do want to start getting more, like I said, the same thing with posting videos. I kind of stepped away from it for a little bit, and I'm just now getting back into the habit. So, you know, every once in a while, moving forward, you know, like tonight, when we get done here, I might jump on TikTok for a little bit. Just go kind of hang out on the non -sensical nonsense page.

Speaker: promote the show a little bit, talk about the show, hang out with the people, kind of shoot the shit. I enjoy it on TikTok. The only problem is, is that over the years, no big surprise, I have, uh oh, smoke, smoke canceled himself. I, I've unfortunately gotten a couple of haters and, and regardless of what I do,

Speaker: or what I'm doing, they'll come into my lives. They come in on fake accounts, this, that, and the other thing. And then they report. And TikTok doesn't really pay much attention to it. So my main account on TikTok caught a permanent ban for nudity and sexual content.

Speaker: Mind you, I'm basically doing the same thing we do on the podcast, hanging out, chit -chat and bullshit and everything else like that. And I haven't gotten my live access back. I would love to get my live access back on there because there would be a huge promotion tool just based off the amount of followers that I have on my main page. And the growing process and to get the numbers and

Speaker: To get the followers and everything like that is a pain in the ass on TikTok. So, you know, we struggled a little bit, but we're slowly, slowly growing, slowly grinding it out for the Nonsense Go Nonsense TikTok page. You know, like last week, I think I popped on the Facebook page, which was the first time I'd ever done that. I popped on there for a few minutes. Just Facebook, nothing else. Just jumped in there and kind of hung out.

Speaker: Few people came in, kind of hung out, chit -chatted about the show, talked a little bit about this, talked a little bit about that. You know, it gives people an opportunity. Like last night, it was the first time I've ever, second time, sorry, second time I've been on Instagram Live. But, you know, it gives people an opportunity to kind of get to know you, get to meet you, get to talk to you about what you do. So I'm all about the social media. I'm all about the, you know, promotion and hanging out with people and getting to know everybody that listens.

Speaker: Uh, you know, so we do appreciate you guys. I'm kind of rambling and kind of what I do. Um, we do appreciate you guys that do listen. We do appreciate you guys to hang out with us.

Speaker: And you know, guys that, you know, y 'all that come in and contribute to the show and hit the chatters box. Yes. The chatters box is a real thing, guys. We got to chat on the side. We interact with you guys as much as we can, but we also don't want to completely disrupt the show 100 % just to, just to keep going with the, with the, with the watching the chatters box. So we try to carry ourselves, but then still interact with you guys as well. So don't, uh,

Speaker: Don't take it the wrong way if you make a comment. We don't see it right away. We'll get there eventually. We will get there eventually, I promise you. Tony D's very good about the chatter box. He's very good about acknowledging and referencing you guys and all that stuff. Jeff, not so much. I try to. But usually during the show, I've got

Speaker: six other things going on at the same time. So I might not see every single comment that comes through or anything like that. So. Well, appreciation. We appreciate you guys. We wouldn't do this without you guys at the end of the day. So you guys are a vital part of the operation of nonsense. So you may not know that. And now you know, you're welcome. Well, behind the scenes, we'll pull the curtain back for you, if you will. But, um,

Speaker: about an hour ever waiting to see maybe a smoke. We'll come back in. If not, I'm probably going to queue up some black top Mujo. We might be back on here later on, uh, depending on what Tony's got going on. We might be back on here later on, uh, for the belt Kings fantasy football show. I think I got that right. I should know it's under our umbrella, uh, talking a little fantasy football, talking a little football, talking this, that the other thing.

Speaker: We did talk a lot of football tonight not typical of the show, but you know, it's Saturday Saturdays are just you know, we're here. We're hanging out if you guys want to come up with us We'll bring people up. That's the other good thing. That's the other cool thing about what we do We'll bring you guys out of the audience and put you on camera with us and let you hang out with us How many other shows just go to do that? All you have to do is say me with them links and relate you with the link

Speaker: You drop that email, you drop that whatever, and we'll figure out a way to get you up on the show. Not many other shows gonna do that. And you can take part of the fuckery and the nonsense. That is nonsensical nonsense. Mondays, little laid back, chilled, relaxed fit show, I guess you could say. Wednesdays, we run a pretty tight ship on Wednesdays. Because as we mentioned earlier,

Speaker: We are joining the IRN broadcasting family, which I'm looking forward to. I can't wait. Super excited about that. A lot of incredibly talented radio guys, podcasters, or whatnot, irnbroadcasting .com. Now, you're good, Smoke. I was like, oh, man, what happened? He was pushing buttons. Come on back up if you want to. If not, I'm going to probably wrap this up and see what else I can get into tonight.

Speaker: And we're a little bit different than what you might listen to or what you might say. I don't ever come in here with a plan. The only plans I have is Wednesdays we do deep dives which are going to be replaced soon with interviews with local bands and live or local bands and artists and hopefully comedians and some actors and stuff like that.

Speaker: Saturdays, we do what the fuck news, but outside of that, man, we literally just chilling. That's what we do. Lighthearted, fun, quality entertainment. And escape from the bullshit, if you will. There's a lot of bullshit in the world. Politics, COVID, queen dying. Everybody's worried about something. We'll give you three to four hours, five hours, six hours of content. And we'll give you at least nine hours of content every week.

Speaker: that'll give you an escape from reality. Somewhere to go where you don't gotta worry about all the other bullshit of your job, your boss is a prick. Fuck that guy. You know, plug us in, turn us up and fucking forget about all the other bullshit. Your girlfriend or your boyfriend or your husband or your wife, their assholes and they piss you off because they're fucking breathing. You know, your kids are driving you through, driving you crazy.

Speaker: Now they're driving on the other board crazy train. Aye, aye, aye. We are your escape. And we're good guys. Says Humble Glick. I have a bit of an ego on the show. I don't have an ego in real life. Probably one of them. Believe it or not.

Speaker: actually pretty humble and pretty quiet in real life, believe it or not. They're like, whatever, Clay. Anybody who's listening to this, they're listening to replay, they're like, whatever, Clay, shut up. You can never, you never stop talking. You are always got something to say. I always got, you know, but in real life, I, I keep to myself, I stay quiet, you know, I stay quiet until I don't have to stay quiet. Once I don't have to stay quiet no more, then I'm not quiet. You know what I mean? Got to, got to warm up.

Speaker: got to fill the room and warm up to the end, to the whole situation, the whole thing going on. I got to do what I got to do. You know what I mean? You know what I mean, Vern? Question is, how long would you guys, how long are you guys really going to listen to me ramble about just bullshit before I decide to just cut this off? Would you rather hear some blacktop motion?

Speaker: It's the great thing about Saturdays, too, is Saturdays are we're not held to a time frame. That's the great thing about the show in general. We're not held to a time frame. We're not held to breaks or anything like that right now, right now. So we have a freedom to do and do whatever we want and go as long as we want for the most part. Oh, excuse me. I think one of the longest episodes was

Speaker: Just a little over five hours. Now, a couple of weeks ago, had Tony D not killed the whole entire show. We'd have got all goddamn night, the route we were going, in all honesty, to be a hundred percent real with you guys. The flow we was having, man, we was having so much fun. We would have probably gone all goddamn night and not giving a fuck about anything until people just started falling out live, snoring and shit, passed out in their chair, just

Speaker: all into the world. Fifty shades and no fucks to give. But I think I've rambled enough. I apologize. I do appreciate y 'all listening. I hope you enjoyed the show. Tune in Monday for a brand new episode. I'm going to give you guys a brand new, I'm going to give you guys a fair warning.

Speaker: It's week one of football. It's week one of fantasy football. So more than likely Monday, we're going to roll up into this bitch talking all kinds of crazy shit. Who won? Who lost? Whose team did this? Whose team did that? Who was talking shit and then got smacked in the mouth, everything else. So a little fair warning for that.

Speaker: But then we'll get into our normal hanging out Monday. It is what it is. But we do appreciate y 'all listening. Thank you guys. If you're listening to the replay and you made it this long, you made it through my ranch, you made it through my bullshit, and everything else, we do appreciate you guys because at the end of the day, I know honesty.

Speaker: We wouldn't do this without you guys. We wouldn't be here nine hours a week without you guys, you know, as much as we love it. Actually, that's a lot. We would still be here because we do love it and we do enjoy it. Uh, hopefully you'll tune in Monday. If you're not already gone, check us out on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, tick tock. Join us live Monday, Wednesdays and Saturdays at 6 PM on YouTube and Twitch.

Speaker: And if you can't join us live, that's okay. Cause you can listen to us on Spotify, Google play, Apple podcast, basically anywhere you listen to podcasts that all at nonsensical nonsense. Give us a follow, give us a like, give us a listen. And if you'd be so kind, if you like what you hear, uh, or if you like what you see, go ahead and share or tell somebody else about it. Help us grow. And there's only so much we can do. We need your guys's help at the end of the day. And it is Saturday. The guys aren't here. I am alone.

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Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until the rocks go red She waits for spells into the wind and she commutes with the dead She falls apart in drool

Speaker: You ate the blade above her head As I began to breathe, she said Oh, muggle in the sky Take this back with bite I wanna live forever And no spirit in the earth Give me a new word Maybe a good luck

Speaker: A thousand eyes are gone and she starts to feast There was a smile on her face as she watched my soul leap It's a left to back again as blood ran through

Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like something sharp. Something like I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich cracker pregnant with a cheese baby. All right.

Speaker: Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah, bathroom key. All right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back and that'll be 1362 and I'm going to have to have exact same. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment.

Speaker: Whatever, man. Okay. Just that. Just that. Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker: I'm all alone in the sky Take this sacrifice I wanna live forever And I'll spill it in the air Give me whatever Make me a guideline

Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!

Speaker: Yeah, buddy. That's how you end the show right there with our guys at Black Top Mojo. Go ahead and check them out on all social media, wherever you stream music, all at Black Top Mojo. Show them some love. Let them know we sent you. We do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. As always, we'll be back Monday with a brand new episode of Nonsense with Nonsense and the words of Jeffrey. There she is. As Tony D would say,

Speaker: If I had you, mother made you. Fuck yeah. And the one and only ace world, AKA smoke would tell you, put that in your pipe and smoke it. And yours truly, the one and only, the Glick.

Speaker: Le Champion, if you will. Go ahead and give you guys this little tasty treat right there. Be good or be good at it. Goodbye, motherfuckers. That don't blow shit smoke. Join us one day. Same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel. We out. Hit the button, click. I'm hitting the button every