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Speaker: What is going on, guys? Welcome to another episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense. I'm Glick, your host, as always. It's Monday. It is definitely on Monday. That is for sure. Excuse me, I gotta go to old school with the actual headphones today. But hopefully you guys had a good Monday. You had a good weekend. Happy belated Easter, everybody.
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Speaker: What's going on, Dirty D? What's up, man? What's happening? How you doing? Long ass day for me, too. Long ass day. I feel you, man, dude. It was long. It wasn't even so much. It was just a long ass day. It's cold up here again. It's been raining all day. Like, literally, it's fucking 40 degrees. We have potential for snow tonight. What's up, Debbie?
Speaker: Hey, Debbie. So it's like one of those just cold, gray, rainy days. Yeah. And then I had just silly shit at work I had to do today. I had to finish some PMs. And as we've discussed and Tony, you feel my pain because we're about the same size. There are some areas that gentlemen are size are not meant to be crawling around and
Speaker: monkeying around and ducking and weaving and anything else. Well, the PMs that I was doing preventative maintenance stuff on some of these heaters and fans and stuff, I had to crawl in between hot water and cold water lines. I can't tell you how many times I hit my head today, jarred my neck. Like, you know, like you walk in and you think you get low enough and you hit the top of your head and it just jars your neck down into your shoulders. I was cussing up a storm and then stupid people.
Speaker: You know, obviously they don't take a break on Monday. They're still there. So I had a couple of stupid workovers. I had to go take care of. Exactly. My ass got away. Had to go take a test. Didn't work. Been going to try and run some people's around town. I literally got home about 30 minutes ago. Damn. Yeah, I got home. I went to the gym. I'm going to try to get back into my routine of going to the gym because I fell out of it.
Speaker: So I'm gonna try to get back into that routine of going to the gym after work. Jackass said he wasn't coming in tonight.
Speaker: The guy literally talks on his phone all day and you'd swear he was out there like carrying 300 pounds of bricks for 14 hours a day. The shit shoots off!
Speaker: I know the mental stress must really get to you when you send in all those TikTok videos and making TikTok videos. It was really good to you. Which TikTok do I make today? Which one do I send the guy? Have I sent the guys this one yet? I don't know.
Speaker: You were saying earlier, I had you guys on Facebook, and I was like, you know what? Monday is... It wasn't a bad day, like all in all, it really wasn't a bad day. Everything piled on top of one another. I mean other than the fact that, you know... Hey, what's going on Sadish?
Speaker: I learned the fact that I got to spend the weekend with Jody, and I wish I was coming home to her and not to this apartment. But it wasn't a bad day. It was just like, it was just, it just had that like, I just couldn't wait. I couldn't get awake enough, but it was just dragging and dragging.
Speaker: Well, my list of clients is up to 241 this week. And I didn't even get to it until 2 o 'clock. I started at 8 .30. That's it? Only 241? Fuck you. You try to call 241 people and find out what's wrong with the account.
Speaker: I just have to worry about a 400 ,000 square foot building with several thousand people that go into it a day. I mean, it's nothing that major.
Speaker: I've been there, I've done what you do. Don't do it with your eyes closed because like me today, you will smack your head a lot. Tony, I think you've been on both sides of the aisle, blue collar and white collar, correct?
Speaker: I've done both I've done both that I get the I get the computer work because like I said There's a lot of computer work behind the scenes that I do for the show and stuff like that and You know, so I I just I And yeah, and when I work security when I was working for Abercrombie most of my day was spent on the computer you know, and it was just like My head just
Speaker: Yeah, your eyes get heavy and shit. Then you're trying to find stuff to distract you. It's not even shocking about that. Well, the problem is, like, I was told today, if you need to take a break, I'm like, who's got fucking time for a break? Yo, dude. You always got time for a break. Right now, I jumped up over here to take a break. You always have time for a break. That's one thing you have to understand. You told yourself on purpose that I told you about that shit. You know, you always, you're dealing with the kids and you're trying to work with the way forward. That's the fucking problem. Shut up, Tony. Nobody asked you.
Speaker: You always, you always have time for a break. I keep here for support, not complaints. Tony, damn it. I'm not complaining. I'm not supporting you for two months. Fucking listen. You always, you always have time for a break, Jim. Trust me, because I was the same way when I lived in Charleston. I was working 70, 80 hours a week because of the money I was making. But at the same time, I was killing myself. So when I came home, I said, I'm never doing that shit again. I have to take time. Until the 16th. If you get the money, you're going to do it. And it'll wear you out after about a year.
Speaker: Because you got the ambition because of the money. Your economics is going to push you for a year. Especially if you're in debt. And if you want to get some shit done. That's the thing. I'm not in debt. I'm not in debt at all. I know you ain't in debt. If you don't count the house, I don't. But it's like, the money's so good, I can't walk away. No, I fully understand that. But if they told you to take a break, they would take a break. That's what I'm doing right now. This is not a break, motherfucker. You're still doing shit.
Speaker: You know what a break it is? Go to sleep. I bet you don't lose. Go master race. Sleep is for losers. I'll sleep when I'm dead. Take a break. Go. I will Sam Elliott this shit. All day long, I'll sleep when I'm dead. She's on vacation. Of course. How much longer she's got? She's got what, another two weeks, three weeks before she comes home?
Speaker: She just landed, she just got off the train in Germany this morning. Well, last night, look, this morning, I don't fucking know, time changing all this shit. Cause she's like seven or eight hours ahead of me. We were chatting while she was on the train, laughing and joking. She made a joke that had me fucking steaming, boys. Let me tell you. She says, hey. No, no, she, she pulled a joke on me. She goes, hey, what would you say if I wanted to extend another month? I was like, what are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker: And she's like, yeah. I was like, God damn it, that shit ain't funny. God damn. Ah, I'm gonna jump off a cliff. You gotta learn how to deal with the family, cuz. I understand. No, you know, the kids are fine. I'm fine. It's just, you know, every once in a while, shit just all piles on at once. And it's just like, gee, I've become the Incredible Hulk. Yes. And not in a good way.
Speaker: Like, this morning, like, first thing I do when I open up my computer on Monday morning is check my emails, you know, because you don't want to look like an idiot calling somebody like, oh, I already saved you, so. And things got lost, and things were sent out that weren't supposed to be sent out, and I've been putting out those fires. I put those fires for almost four hours today.
Speaker: And on top of that, we had our meeting that goes about an hour, so that's time. It's not wasted because the boss does hear it and he can hear our complaints and what we think we can do to fix said problems, but oh my God. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: And I've been saying, you know, I'm talking with my co -workers throughout the day, you know, the ones that work on the same accounts as I do. And I'm like, yeah, I'm going to take a break here in a little bit. This is the first time I've done it. So I'm like, you know, it's five o 'clock. I'm going to take a break. I'm going to, when I'm done here, I'm going to, I have like 45, 50, 60 more emails to send. And each one of them is different.
Speaker: Well, it's like each one has to be Yeah, exactly. Thank you. I got you Yeah, it's not like it's not like something I can just shoot out there and pretty tight and actually Forge them to what I want
Speaker: So each email takes about 15 minutes. That ain't bad. Yeah, when you multiply by, I think, 82. That's bad. That adds up. I think I'm at 79. I think I'm at 79 more to go. No, I'm at 70. I'm at 70 more to go. That's bad. That ain't bad. Plus, we just killed off a whole bunch of counts, and I was somewhat promoted.
Speaker: Well, no pay grade. No pay grade. Well, it's one of those things. To help me, one of the new dock collectors is working with me. I'm still training her a lot, but it's fun. And people are sick, so...
Speaker: You can take the load off. Well, what makes it funny, I'm not the guy that you want fixing everything. Shit! Apparently you fucked it up. Apparently I am. I don't have that kind of confidence in myself, but apparently everybody else does. So I'm like, hey, here's what I would do. Which is all I do, is if I get called with a question, okay, here's what I would do in that same situation.
Speaker: What's up, Roger? How you doing? Cam, what's going on? What's up, Roger? Yeah, she's out of town forever. This motherfucker gave her a break from family. Well, I'll tell you what. I'm going to take one, too. If she gets back, I'm going to just lock myself in my office and work my ass off. What's going on, Roger? Motherfucker. Welcome, welcome to Chatter's Box. How y 'all doing? So have you jokers? Well, I know Jeff hasn't.
Speaker: I missed the USFL. I'm seeing a lot of you. Well, that's exactly what I was getting. I was waiting on Jeff to take his 20 minutes to talk about his job like he does every episode. They'd say that for your new podcast, the Jeff and Si's Bogus Adventures. What's the most excellent? Excellent podcast. Most excellent, whatever. Yeah, save that for that. Well, that's another thing. I've got to figure out time to do that. Well, you know the moment it starts interfering with this, I'm going to kick your ass.
Speaker: No, it won't because the beauty of it is we're not going to do it live. So we're not going to have a set schedule. So when we have time, we're only going to keep it for an hour. So we can record on a Monday, we can record on a Wednesday, Thursday, whatever, doesn't matter.
Speaker: And then it's just, and it doesn't even have to be, won't even have to be edited, just posted. Yeah, but Noah, I wasn't sure if Jeff was going to be here today. So Tony, I played that talking about this was opening weekend for the USFL United States Football League. It's professional football. Thank you for clarifying because I didn't know what that meant.
Speaker: It basically has all the same rules as the NFL. You get 15 minute halftime, whatever. You can, after you score a touchdown, you can go for three. When you score a touchdown, you can - Is this anything like the indoor?
Speaker: No, this is on us. They actually they actually play. Every game this season will be played in Birmingham will be played in Birmingham and Alabama at UAB. University Atlantic Birmingham is at the name of the college. University of Alabama Birmingham, but they play in the field which is in Birmingham. I think they they they play at the UAB Stadium. Is it the UAB Stadium or is it Legion Field? I thought it was UAB Stadium.
Speaker: Because they had all the UAB logos and everything like that But the cool thing about it if you're down in the area or you're planning on going down to Alabama while this is going on Tickets are only ten dollars for adults and kids are free so
Speaker: But yeah, so like after you score a touchdown, you know, you can go for a two point version from the two. And then you can kick the extra point, whatever. But if you decide to go for three, I think if you get it, you go from the 10, if you get the two point conversion, then you can kick the extra point field goal. So ultimately you can go for three points. But all the rules are pretty much the same. I did watch a good chunk of the games this weekend. Saturday, I was actually watching
Speaker: the New Jersey Generals and Birmingham Stallions before we started the podcast. There's a lot of cool features with it. I like it. They have coaches and several players all miked up. There are some ex -NFL players. There's college guys who didn't make it into the league, but this is a stepping stone for them to hopefully get to the league or back into the league.
Speaker: Um, but, uh, it was fun to watch every game in Birmingham. Every game is in Birmingham. There's eight teams, 19. No, there's eight.
Speaker: There's eight teams. You got the Houston gamblers, the Michigan Panthers, the Birmingham Stallions, New Jersey Generals, New Orleans Breakers, Philadelphia Stars, Pittsburgh Mallers, and the Tampa Bay Bandits. I see Pittsburgh Mallers, New Jersey Generals, Michigan Panthers, Houston Gamblers, Philadelphia Stars, Birmingham Stallions, New Orleans Breakers, Tampa Bay Bandits, Portland Breakers, Philadelphia Baltimore's, Philadelphia Baltimore's got the same. Now you have to remember, back in the 80s, the USFL was around.
Speaker: And that's what I'm. So you're looking at the original. I'm pulling up right now because I seen that. I seen that too. One time when I was looking it up because I was trying to decide who my team was going to be because I wanted to pick a team and root for a team. The closest one Birmingham for me. Yeah. So I'm kind of leaning towards Michigan and or Tampa Bay just because Tampa Bay's become kind of like a second home to me with all my friends and stuff that I have down there. So I'm already rooting for like the bucks and the lightning and shit like that as it is.
Speaker: They gonna be on Peacock, Fubo. Yeah, Fox Sports has them. Yes. Gee, those creepers three days ago. How many teams we got? But Michigan's head coach is Randy Fisher, which you may know him from Tennessee. He was a coach for years in Tennessee while he was with the Houston Oilers. And then he went to Tennessee. He was with the Rams.
Speaker: before the Rams went to L .A. I see Moose Johnson as the executive, the vice president of football operations. Yeah, the main officiating guy from the NFL, the guy they always talk to, what's his name? Mike Pirelli or Perro or whatever. He's like the top
Speaker: officiating guy and does some other stuff with the league. He's like one of the top, but it was fun to watch. You know, there was three games that unfortunately the Tampa Bay Pittsburgh game got postponed to today because of weather down there. Yeah. But like I said, they have several players mic'd up. So you hear the players on the field, you hear the coaches on the field, the coaches are mic'd up. You get inside the huddle. They get cameras that go right inside the huddle with them.
Speaker: Um, the officiating crew, when they, when they do replays, man, they pull up this split screen that has about 15 different camera screens and you can see everything on the field when they're doing a review. You said that the entire game is going to be, the entire season is going to be in Birmingham. I don't know what protective stadium or leisure field for protective stadium must be the UAB campus.
Speaker: Yeah, I think they're using because I know when I was watching the jurors, the generals and stallions game, which was on Saturday night, the first game, the very first game, they were they were at the stadium and you see all the UAB banners and stuff like that around. Yeah. And I was like, oh, Birmingham's out. And at first I was like, oh, Birmingham's at home. This is where they're going to play because I was wondering where Birmingham would play. You know, obviously I was thinking Tampa Bay would play it would pay it would play it Raymond James.
Speaker: New Orleans would play at the Dome, Jersey would play where the jet was at MedLife. Because every time there's an expansion, football team will lead. They're one of the first cities to grab a team. Birmingham is quick to grab a team. Yeah, so it was fun to watch and it wasn't the silly shit of the Arena League, which I like Arena League and it wasn't the silly shit of the XFL. It's real football.
Speaker: I didn't have a problem with it. Yeah, the XFL was all right. It was just they tried to do too much. Yeah, they tried to do too much extra ball because it came right to the regular season. I was like, okay, this is a lot of football. Yeah, but there are some minor rule changes like if they throw a flag on a personal foul, it can be reviewed. It can be reviewed.
Speaker: So like, I think so. So like, for instance, they, they actually reviewed more. There was the first one that was called that was in the Birmingham, New Jersey game, the quarterback.
Speaker: took off with the ball. There was some question if he was giving himself up when the guy hit him. So they threw the flag. Well, they reviewed it right off the bat. No, no questions. No, they just went in to review it. Came back. Obviously the quarterback was sliding in the guy hitting. So the flag stood. Yeah, but they got fucking cameras on drones.
Speaker: So like when they do the kickoff, the drone follows the football all the way. That is so cool. Also, one thing that I noticed that I seen yesterday when I was watching the game, uh, they have helmet cams on the running backs. So.
Speaker: Michigan's running back was running and the commentators, they got NFL guys that are commentating the game and stuff. And they're like, if you've ever wanted to see what it was like to be a running back and to blow it off our defensive lineup or break tackles or whatever, they showed the replay from his helmet camera and it was intense. It was crazy.
Speaker: Um, so there's some cool things. There's some cool features. I'm excited for it personally. Um, you know, I've been looking forward to it. I've been doing the research and learning about the teams and, and there's a lot of, you know, uh, Vince Papali. I remember from invincible and Philadelphia Eagles. Uh, okay. His son plays for the Tampa Bay team, the Tampa Bay bandits. He's a wide receiver. That's what's up.
Speaker: And it was crazy because Saturday before the first game they were doing like a behind the scenes and they're showing all the players because when they first did everything, they had all the players at the same hotel. And they had their conference and that's where they were living at for basically until the season started. Fox Sports is the owner, Brian Woods is the president. I'm trying to answer Roger Simmons about that.
Speaker: Uh, national spring football league enterprises, LLC box sports. There's eight teams at the headquarters is in Birmingham, protective stadium and Legion field. So you'll be able to watch it on Fox, F S one NBC peacock USA networks.
Speaker: Yeah, it was on the rigging channels yesterday. So UAB Blazers, that's what they are. I forgot that. So I mean, you look back in the day and there was a lot of guys that played in the original USFL. Warren Mood played there before he got into the NFL. A lot of guys came throughs that played. So it went from 82 to 86 originally. And they had 18 teams back then. But they had a USFL back then.
Speaker: and it fell Europe. That didn't go too well. It was trying. And back in the eighties, it was a majority. The majority of it was Donald Trump owned it. Yeah, he owned a piece of it. He was trying to get a piece of the building. So he made his own thing. So, yeah, I mean, like Herschel Walker, Doug Flutie. Reggie White. Yeah. Jim Kelly, Steve Young.
Speaker: Damn, a bunch of them. Yeah. And I mean, a lot of guys, Brian Sipe, quarterback from the Browns played there, Joe Cribbs.
Speaker: Uh, Gary bar, uh, bar, bar, bar, Barrow. Sorry. Uh, so yeah, I mean, yeah, there was a lot of big name players that went through the original USFL. And that's what they said, you know, that, that when they were showing the behind the scenes stuff, it was, it was a really cool segment. I really enjoyed it. I was looking forward to it because out of all the different leagues, you get arena and XFL and this, that and the other thing.
Speaker: CFL, you know the Canadian football this was one that they tried to keep as true as possible To the NFL and I was looking forward to it. Plus as you know, like it was Easter Sunday. You don't get to watch football on Easter Sunday Easter Sunday, I was watching football and real football Yeah So, you know, it was cool. It was it was um, I'm looking forward to watching the season progress like I said um
Speaker: I'm trying to pick a team. I'm trying to find a team. Like I said, I'm leaning more Michigan, Tampa Bay. I'll probably wind up just rooting for Michigan just because they're right there. The number one overall draft pick was Shay Patterson. He's a quarterback. He played for the Wolf Rings, not last year, but the year before. He graduated. So. See, the guy calling Tappity didn't want all that money back.
Speaker: Not even the USFL one in Colin Kaepernick anywhere near that. He's a cancer. He wants too much money and he's a fucking garbage quarterback. I'm going to say garbage. He's garbage. He had two good seasons, if that. He's garbage. Yeah, he did. Yes, 113. And I mean, aside from his political views or anything like that, put that distraction on the back burner. Put the fact that he's not good. No, he was fine.
Speaker: Originally, yes first two years after that he was trash Thing I think is over now. Hmm. I truly think is over now. It's too many years Even Teo tell my you want to come back man Teo needs to stop. He's just talking out of his ass at this point. He's just talking. He's just being Teo. Oh
Speaker: He's just being T .O. Hey, everybody look at me. Hey, hey, hey. You're not looking at me. Here I am. I'm T .O., remember? I can go back and play. Shut up. You can't fucking play flag football. You're going to get blown up one time by one of these fucking tight ends and you're going to be done. One of them young boys. But I tell you what, I mean, there's some there's Michigan, their quarterbacks. They got Shay Patterson. He's six five.
Speaker: And then they got this other kid, I can't remember his name, and they were kind of switching them in and out. He was actually drafted by the Broncos in 2016 or 17. This motherfucker's like six, seven, 260 pounds. Quarterback. Shay Patterson's like, yeah. Shay Patterson's six, five, 200 and some odd pounds as a quarterback. Six, seven, 260, a quarterback? Yeah. And he runs like a monster. Geez.
Speaker: Yeah, but there's some big boys in this league. I mean, some of these wide receivers are, these wide receivers are six, five, six, six, six, seven. And it's, it's, it's ridiculous. You know, I'm trying to see what he got here. Yeah. What is it? But clout tube, but, uh, no, I think it'll be fun to watch. It'll be a good filler for the NFL season.
Speaker: Um, I don't know how many weeks it is. Nobody's watching baseball and basketball is a bunch of mess. I was trying to watch basketball, man. They got, they had me so fucked up and confused with these playing games. Like.
Speaker: You know, uh, playing in the cat and that's why I was trying to watch it because the calves were in the playing game. And I thought you played one game and you lost and then you were out. Well then turn around like two days later, they were still playing, uh, a play in game against Atlanta. And it was like, if they don't make it here, if they don't win, they're out. I'm like, I thought they were out two nights ago. So
Speaker: What's going on? So I don't know what's going on in the NBA anymore. It is what it is. I'm excited for my cast. They had a good season.
Speaker: Yeah, Atlanta's in the playoffs, Brooklyn's in the playoffs. I had them going. The Cavs. Boston. The Cavs. Yeah, because of the Cavs. They had a good season. I mean, they just didn't pull it out, didn't make it. They were in the playing. But it gives me, as a fan, I look forward to next year because they have built a pretty impressive team there. And that was something that a lot of the,
Speaker: you know, the talking heads that apparently know more than I know about sports, uh, said that team Cleveland is, has built a team quietly and they've put the East on notice. So New Orleans has to, yeah, New Orleans has. And I think, and I think Brooke little junior squad, I'm seeing them and even Brooklyn is, even Brooklyn is putting the team together, but they're not doing it quietly because you got some big mouths on that team. That's why. Yeah.
Speaker: So three down. But, uh, yeah, I'm not, I'm not really getting into baseball yet. You know, the season just started too damn early. Yeah. Too damn early. Still got, still got 500 predictions on, uh, who you want to see in the series for baseball. Why are we going to get Bill Belichick and, uh,
Speaker: Robert Kraft, are they going to come to Cleveland? I don't know what the Asian Michal's parlors are going to do in Cleveland. Is Robert Kraft buying the brownie?
Speaker: You know what that motherfucker needs to do? He needs to go to practice and go home. Go to practice and go, if he's hungry, Uber Eats. If you're thirsty, Uber Eats. If you want alcohol, you know you got hanger honors, send him to go get you alcohol. Don't leave your fucking house unless you're going to the football field. Exactly, do a Jeff. Do a Jeff, keep your little happy ass home. It's early. The Mets look good, but it's too early. Yeah, it's way too early to start saying teams look good or not.
Speaker: No, but I mean, like, who would you say you want to see in the series? The Reds. And do they have a shot? The Reds. Do they have a shot? The Reds and the Mets. Who do you think we want in the series? No, OK. But do they have a shot? Probably not. Well, that was too long early. Yeah. Did they play, what, 100 and some odd games? The games.
Speaker: Yeah, they're only on yeah, I think they may have played get 10 games so far So yeah, it's way too early to make you know If you want a prediction turn on ESPN when they're talking baseball, and they'll give you all the analysis and predictions in the world Real sports fans will go. It's too fucking early you jerkoffs
Speaker: guys who actually know say it's too early. The Reds always do pretty well. I mean, they're not a terrible team. They usually just miss the playoffs. OK, here's my question. And it's going to sound fucking stupid. But you got to remember, when it comes to sports, I know shit. Well, we also know the source.
Speaker: Stupid question generally comes from Jeff. Yeah, there's no such thing as stupid questions So when it comes to Reds and the Mets and I don't I still don't understand it's probably been explained to be probably 50 times When it comes to the series You know end of the year World Series all that fun shit
Speaker: Are they, I don't know if they're the same league, or is it possible those two could meet up in the series? The playoffs. Yeah, in the playoffs. They're both national leagues, so they're both saying conference. That's what I understand. Now, the Reds and Indians, Cleveland and Cincinnati, could play each other in the World Series. Okay.
Speaker: because the... Well, it's not the Indians anymore. Careful. I'm sorry, the Cleveland Guardians, they're an American League team. Hey, man, your meds are in first place, Tony. After 10 games. My Reds are in dead ass last, they're two and eight. I'm a two meds fan. Now, is this full season or this like pre -season stuff? This is full season. No, this is the season story. Because I know we talked a while back about pre -season, it doesn't matter.
Speaker: No. Yeah, no. The season started about two weeks ago. Three, two, three. All y 'all's is pretty much October. Yeah. Next October, I'll ask you the same question. Well, you can ask us. You can ask us in, like, August, and we'll have a better idea. OK. And it's still great. Yeah, I was going to say, there's a point of reference for you. Baseball starts in April.
Speaker: And the playoffs don't start until October. April, May, June, July, August, September, six months. Yeah, I just did that math. I'm sure everyone. Needless to say, as a baseball fan, we're going back to sleep. Yeah, right?
Speaker: Well, you know, this is, this is my problem. I have was, was something like baseball. I love, but I love to play baseball. Me too. But, but watching it, fuck, I'd rather eat dirt. Well, you know, uh, what I was telling Jody and Tony, I don't know. I don't know. And coaching on TV, I'd rather eat dirt. If you're baseball fans, Tony, I don't know if you might feel the same way. You know what? I, you know how I like to catch the games.
Speaker: It's very relaxing. Give me a six pack of beer, sit on the back porch and put the radio on.
Speaker: I will listen to an entire nine inning game of baseball on the radio. And sit there and drink beer on the back porch and listen to every pitch, every swing. You need to get one of those old wooden radios that has the bulbs that need to heat up before you can actually, you need to get one of them bitches. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. You got that big ass fuck off. Yeah, well, I got that right there too. I got that right there. But I've also got, oh. Get you a rocking chair.
Speaker: I know what else you got. I know what else you got, too. I got my ghost back there. Yeah, I see the ghost, yeah. I also got my zombie apocalypse weapons cache above the door, around the door. What you need to go is go get your ghostbuster trap. I didn't even think about that. I wonder if I can pull up a Reds game on that fucking old ass record player console. I don't see why not. It's got a radio built in. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got it's. And you probably have to switch it to AM.
Speaker: Yeah, radio. Yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely. Because AM is like... Dude, that radio is from the 70s. You know how cool that's going to sound on those speakers? And everything on it's all original. It's going to sound... Oh, dude, I can't believe I never thought about that before. Especially in Vancouver, Ohio. I contribute. I might have a hard time doing it up here, but there might come a day down the road, you know? Well, no, I mean, you can probably extend the antenna. That I live down in that area.
Speaker: that I can pick up the games relatively easy. Yeah, you just get some wire and make your antenna bigger. I do have a metal coat hanger just in case. Always. No, no, no. We'll get you some speaker wire, plug it into where the antenna is, and write that up on fucking wall. I know what you meant. I got it. I got the reference. But no.
Speaker: It actually it actually was gonna say the stereo the stereo part actually is a building antenna It's actually pretty solid because when I first bought that thing I was picking up a lot of radio stations a lot of random -ass radio stations down in Charleston Well, I don't know if you remember and I don't even know if it's still thing. I'm sure it is but 99 7 the blitz Yeah, of course. Yeah. Yeah in Mansfield you couldn't
Speaker: I'm sure now, but you you're farther away, right? Oh, from from from the from now. I'm about 45. I'm about 45 minutes from there. So I'm a little bit closer. So so yeah, it was harder for me to get it. I was a fucking valley. So so I know I know when it came to radio back in the day, that was a shit.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. No, I remember back in the day here, like even back home, we could pick up T100, which was the radio station or the country radio station. It's here in Newark. And then there's a couple radio stations in Mount Vernon. Remember that one radio station in Mount Vernon up by where the Walmart is?
Speaker: It was like a little tiny radio station. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it changed formats like every six months. You ever seen the movie, UHF? I didn't watch it on purpose.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I don't think anybody watched it on purpose, but you see it. It looked like that building. It really did. That's the building that the FM radio station that he was talking about looked like. Jesus. It was an FM radio station. It was an FM station, and they changed their format every six months. So you never knew what you were going to hear from them. Exactly.
Speaker: And then we can and for whatever reason W WNCI 97 .9 has always had the Strongest fucking signal in all of Ohio. I can pick up WNCI Almost to Cincinnati and almost to Cleveland and it's out of Columbia. Well, I remember in Mansfield. There's y -105. Yeah 105 .3 or some shit like that. Well, Newark has a
Speaker: I've won three comedy shows and concerts through that. Newark actually, now Newark has, they had T100, they had a couple AM stations, but they had T100, which has always been and always will be the country station. Shortly before we left, they had 101 .7, which was like,
Speaker: oldie, I don't know, my buddy Kevin and I used to joke all the time, be like, 101 .7, okay, okay. Because the music was just so bad on there. But now they've also got 104 .7, which was a new one when I came home. And it's funny because when you listen to it, it's called the big lick. But when they do, and it's,
Speaker: It's oldies rock. It's oldies rock. But it's like Pearl Jam. And you know, the rock that we grew up on that should not be oldies yet. They call that oldies. Fuck that. Yeah, corn and stuff like that. So but when they do their radio, they're like classic rock. No, motherfucker. Yeah. It's the 90s. Come on. Yeah. But when you when you listen to the station and they do their their call out, they're like,
Speaker: 104 .7, the big lick. And it sounds like they say the big click. So when I came home, my buddy Kevin was like, go listen to 104 .7. I'm like, why the fuck? I don't even listen to FM radio anymore. He's like, listen to it and you'll understand why. So I was listening to it one day and I texted you. I was like, son of a bitch. He's like, right? It's like, it sounds like they said click. That's what you call it. Why are you using my name?
Speaker: Hello, my name is Glick. You must pay me $10 ,000 a month. Well, you saw that movie. What was it? You should hire me. Put me on the air. What's that movie with Mark Morgan and Will Ferrell, Daddy's Home or some shit like that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Daddy's Home because of the second one. The dads were Mel Gibson and what's his face from, yeah, John Lincoln.
Speaker: The thermostat shit cracks me up! Mark Wohlberg's character in the first one does an intro for the radio station and he gets paid like shit tons every time he plays. And I was like, you know, maybe you should get paid.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Dude, it's crazy. Or at least provide them end up promoting these ballers old money. It is wild when baseball season picks up how much stronger the AM channels get. Because when I was in Charleston and when Atlanta and Cincinnati would have a series against each other, I could listen to every game in Charleston on my radio.
Speaker: out of Atlanta. Any other time I couldn't pull that station up to save my life. Right. Right. And Atlanta was only like five hours away. I'm not 100 % sure how it works, but they add juice to it. You know, it's probably got a boost or something. Yeah. Yeah. Like five, six hours from me. Yeah. Are you serious? Yeah. I think it's a Tampa Bay in six hours.
Speaker: From here to Tampa, it's about 16 hours 15 hours something like that
Speaker: I was just looking. It's 12 hours from Charleston to. It's 14 for you. Yeah. 14 for you. It's 12 hours from Charleston to here. It's Atlanta's a street shot. I don't go to Atlanta. I don't go to Atlanta. And 75 South after Atlanta. Nope. I go. I don't go. I don't go. I don't go to South after me. I'm like this. I don't go through Atlanta for nothing. When I worked for ORC and our home office was in Atlanta. And I don't go to Atlanta for nothing. You can't pay me enough to go to Atlanta.
Speaker: Because I like Atlanta, I think it's a cool city man, I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna big fuck off truckers Jeff would say with a fucking snowplow on the front of it that's pointed like this so I can just By a dually diesel Who Tony don't like black people Oh for fuck's sake
Speaker: I like Atlanta. I think Atlanta is a really cool city. I've been there a few times. This is bad. And Orlando traffic is just as bad, too. Orlando traffic fucking sucks. DC traffic is probably the worst traffic I've ever been in in my entire life. I'd rather shoot myself after DC. No, sir. And you haven't done New York traffic. I've done New York traffic. And I would much rather do New York.
Speaker: I would much rather do New York. I would much rather do New York than D .C. because I had to go do D .C. traffic. It wasn't even a fucking rush hour. It shouldn't have been rush hour. And I was moving the guy. I was moving the guy. I was moving a guy from Columbus. He was moving to Arlington, but we had to go through D .C. to get to where his apartment was. Yeah.
Speaker: man that's the center of all that shit yeah some areas of some areas of charlotte charlotte charlotte if they still do i think the construction has finally finished on 85 which took 20 years
Speaker: But Charlotte, you need to go through this. Yeah, I used to go through Charlotte. Hey, Jesus Christ. Charleston traffic is, you want to talk about 20 years of traffic, of construction. They've been working on 71 South out here in Columbus since I was in fucking high school. They're still working on that bitch.
Speaker: The same fucking project. Government contract, man. You won't get your ass blocked, motherfucker. Keep playing, because I didn't say it. I'm not backing you up. Jesus Christ. I'm not backing you up on that one. They're not going to see you that way. I'm out, dude. I'm out, Jay. Jay, I want you to do a little history lesson and go look up the history of your people and look up the history of my people. Keep talking, stupid.
Speaker: Don't play that game. You know better. That's just the side of that life. Keep it up. Leave the race shit out of here. Oh my god. There's plenty in here. I want to see how quiet it is. I don't know. Have we brought up? I've already brought up Elon. Supposedly, uh, Batman is on HBO Max now. There's no supposing I see him this morning. As well as the forever purge. I gotta watch that one too.
Speaker: Oh yeah. I'm good. Purge movies are fucking weird. Again, again, again. Another movie series that should have been done after the second one. The Purge. You need to just stop. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. They did a fucking TV show. Yeah, you know, they become redundant. They become redundant. They made a TV show. They made a TV show. That was a good one. They did a TV show. That's when they did too much. That's when they did too much. They did too much, I have to say. Because it was, I like the Purge society. No, we're trying to kill you to fuck off.
Speaker: I like I like the first two I did but then after that, it was like, alright, I get the point for 24 hours. Oh, no, wait. Now, wait. Wait a minute. It's the forever purge. We're always in the purge. Welcome to 2022, folks. No, no, no, no.
Speaker: I've forgotten more movies than you can remember. Don't try them. Trust me. I got more DVDs and Blu -rays. We are definitely cinephiles. We got a TV on now. We could do a movie podcast with easy. That's not even factoring TV shows. We're just trying. Yeah. That's three hours. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Look at our starting fives. They're always movie or TV. I noticed that the other day. Speaking of which, I have got a really good starting five. Let me write that down because I want to ask you guys outside of the show. Go. Well, I'm going to ask you guys outside of the show.
Speaker: Well, I think this is gonna be a good one and it's gonna be another one of those ones. It's gonna kind of put you on the spot. I sent him to Glick already, so he should have him.
Speaker: Okay. Send them to me. Send what? I got to say these and that is it. The lists that we don't have it done yet. One day when we sat around, we sat around on Brian's show and shot out ideas. Tony wrote them all down. Tony and Brian were writing them down. And Chris and I were just sitting there going, yeah, okay. I was drinking. I don't remember. Because I made the list. Because you were making lists as we were doing it.
Speaker: I was drinking, so I don't remember. Did you see who voted for me, Chris? Are you really gonna brag because your mom voted for you? Nope, nope, nope, nope, not that one. I haven't seen anybody vote for you other than your mom. Mike voted for me. Oh, yeah, I did see that. That's right, I did see that. I saw that. And I was like, oh, nice guy. I did see that.
Speaker: Well, I think my boy's going to run away with it in the chatter's box this week. I do too, man. DJ's killing it. He got my vote because he had a couple of really good ones. Well, he got all three of our votes. He got all three of our votes, so. I forget which one was the Clincher for, but I think it was Waterboy. The Clincher for me was Waterboy. I love that fucking movie.
Speaker: John, I don't really quite know how to answer that question, but my life has not changed at all pre, during, or post.
Speaker: No, because you were driving through during. I was actually driving a truck during the pandemic. I was delivering auto parts. Yeah, because that's when you and I started talking again. It was like midway through. And every time I called you, I was like, this dude did a data plan to kill anything because we'd be on the phone for two hours and through Facebook Messenger,
Speaker: Yeah, because I would be driving, dude, well, we would be on the phone because I'd be driving back from fucking Athens, Ohio and driving all the way to Mansfield, which is like a fucking four hour drive because I'm going from the bottom of Ohio almost to the top of Ohio. Yeah, just yeah, just over a minute away. Yeah, it was like it was like a three hour, three and a half hour drive, four hour drive, something like that. We chat the entire time. We just sit there and shoot the shit.
Speaker: So yeah, no, I can't really answer that because my life has not changed in any way, shape and or form. When the pandemic first hit, I was at Abercrombie and I was at Abercrombie for a couple months after the, so I was still working because Abercrombie was considered essential.
Speaker: Yeah, I think this is it. You'd be amazed what considered essential. No, trust me, there was a lot of things that shocked me. There was a lot of things that shocked me that were essential. And I'm like, really? I mean, I mean, I was happy that they made liquor stores essential. That was liquor and alcohol sales. We talked about it, too. Jay, last name was part of me. I was fine with that. Honestly, I was fine with it.
Speaker: I was fine with it. I just sent the list to y 'all, the list that we had. Hey, I got it. I just saved it in our group chat. Oh, yeah, I saw that. Screenshot. Damn good talk. I'm always open for those conversations. It pissed me off, but it was a great conversation. We were talking about the shooting up for the Michigan. We got a little heated, but it was the cordial.
Speaker: Are you working from home and stuff, John? Unfortunately, I don't have the luxury of working from home. But no, I'm still working. I'm still driving about the same. I mean, hell, I went on. I think I fucking left the state several times during the pandemic. I think I left the state twice. For me, nothing really changed, because I was a stay -at -home dad, except for my wife was home. Yeah. I left the state twice with family union. Because even if she could work, there was nothing for her to do, because in other words,
Speaker: And it was funny when I would come back home because as soon as you come in, come back home like that, as soon as you cross into the Ohio border, there's like big billboard sign that said, if you are traveling and you've been out of state for more than two days, you must quarantine yourself for 14 days. And I call my boss and say, Hey, I'm just coming back from.
Speaker: So and so, or from wherever, I can't come to work for 14 days and he'd be like, if you don't have your ass here tomorrow morning, I'm coming, I am coming, I know where you live. He's like, you can quarantine yourself in the fucking truck while you deliver these auto parts.
Speaker: And I was like, I couldn't say anything because I did. I worked by myself. I didn't work with anybody. And I'd back up to the store. And technically, when I got to the stores, they were supposed to get out of the truck. I wasn't supposed to get out of the truck. Now, I did because I like getting out and bullshitting with the guys at the stores. But technically, I wasn't supposed to do anything. So they're like, yeah, he's like, yeah, you're quarantined in your fucking truck. Get your ass to work tomorrow, or I'll be there at 6 o 'clock and dragging your ass out of bed. I was like, you know what's going to happen? You come through my door.
Speaker: I'm armed too, fucker. We can have ourselves an old fashioned Mexican standoff. Why are you doing one of us Mexicans, though? Why is it going to be Mexican? Nice. I would love to have a job where I work from home, but the only downfall is I think I would throw myself out the window by day three. I'm about to.
Speaker: I'm looking at options for something else now. One of my coworkers is talking about a lot of guys found teleworking jobs, and I'm about to start looking at that myself. If I could do a building here in this room home, that would hurt me. But I'm not going to do all them damn phone calls in one day. I'm done in six hours, and I'm through. It'd be great to do it. It is an option to me, just so you know. I did save that email. I did save that fucking email, just so you know. But I can't give up my benefits. It's going to be like a week or two.
Speaker: A week or two and - That's the top part right there Tony. Yeah, I can't give up my benefits. We're looking for more. I'm civil service, just so you know. If you didn't realize that I'm civil service, I work never on 15s. So I'm pretty good and secure. Yeah. My body's talking. Speaking of which, I need to make a bathroom break. I'll be back. Tony's right. No bathroom breaks during the show. You don't want to hear this shit. Yeah. Oh, gross. It's gonna go slow the toilet.
Speaker: I need a new priest and an old priest. The power of Christ can build me. I have plenty of holy water. Leave his body, demon. Leave his body right now, demons. You are not welcomed in his body. You do not have permission to be here. I did see today that the mask mandates on planes and trains and shit was considered unlawful. Well, they did just extend it for another 15 days, but they are lifting it.
Speaker: According to Florida judge, it's 100 % unlawful. So they should be lifting it. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker: Well, it also came from Florida, which, since the pandemic started, Florida has been the wild west. Florida is like, we're not fucking wearing masks. We're not getting booster shots. We're going to do whatever we want. And Texas is like, yeah, we are, too. Florida went so fucking crazy. If Florida went so fucking crazy, I'd be moving to Florida. Texas said, we're going to do the same, but not really. We're just going to talk about it because we're bitches. Shut up, Texas. Nobody asked you.
Speaker: Hey, go on the three point racing harness. Good lord. You need a you need a fucking. Yeah, you need a fucking picker in there. No, you need a NASCAR picker in this. I know that's what I'm saying. Does he need it? But I'm going to the bathroom. You want to use a four point because the three point goes through your crotch. So while going to the bathroom, the three point racing harness wouldn't make sense. And then you piss all over it.
Speaker: sometimes you got to do is a lap belt and a shoulder belt so sometimes you got to do what you got to do damn y 'all you want to you need a NASCAR picker in there rinse wipe push I've watched I watched a pick through give a three and a half pitch on the wedge on the backside
Speaker: I saw a pit crew for Formula One the other day. They changed all four tires in less than four seconds. It blew my mind. It broke a record they did this past. It blew my mind. Oh, yeah. I was going to say, I don't know, man. All four at the same time.
Speaker: Well, there's obviously four guys. There's actually eight out there. There's a maximum amount of guys. But in order to do all four tires at the same time, you got to completely elevate the car off the ground. That's what a NASCAR does. Formula One has air jacks built into the car. So when they stop, somebody can connect an airline to it and the whole car raises up real quick.
Speaker: If I can find the video, I'll send it to you. I'm not going to disagree with you or argue with you. I think the maximum guys I can have out there is 10. So you got the guy who actually changed his art. Not to mention, only one car. Do personal -to -one cars have air jacks that will lift the entire car for a pit? Yes. I'm just looking. I'm not trying to... It may not... I know somebody does. No, they don't. It's... No, they don't.
Speaker: Power devices, which assist the lifting of any car of any part of the car are forbidden in pit lane during race. So it wasn't during race. Okay. So what it is, it's a guy in the back and a guy in the front with a, um, they, they almost, it almost looks like a dolly and they lift the entire car front and back.
Speaker: Well, I mean, they might be... If they were just setting a world record, they could have probably done it outside of a... No, it was like during a race. It was like during a race. Who fixed their hair? I did. I don't know. I'm trying to show... I'm trying to show Jeff that you can wear headphones and your hair not look crazy. I had to go old school to be good. Oh, so... The other day, my fucking earbud fell out of my ear.
Speaker: I was getting ready to get off the elevator. Oh, it went in between the cracks. It dropped all the way down to the bottom of the shaft, and it's the one building. Damn, that sucks. I don't have access to the elevator shaft. Nice. So my one earbud, it's not charging properly, so I think I'm going to have to go buy new earbuds. I looked at them. They're just... Okay. Who the fuck is Brian?
Speaker: Uh, best detox ever. Thank you very much. Did you wash your hands, ladies and gentlemen? Did you wipe your ass? Guess I wiped my ass. Did you use a wet wipe? I left you a sample. Did you use a wet wipe? No, I got toilet tissue. Two ply. Fuck you, breathe out. Sorry. It's got a good day. What is going on with your screen?
Speaker: I got this. It's a reflection of the sun. Yeah, it's a sun. It looks like you got pollen on your fucking screen. You know what it looks like? It looks like he's got saran wrap over his camera. Oh yeah, Jeff's done with his own employee retention. Glick, I'm going to send you tears. Per his email. Handle what? Jesus Christ. What are you handling? I'm not seeing that. Dude, you got ADS, attention deficiency syndrome.
Speaker: I have a new I have a new catchphrase for a show. Oh, Jay, take your fucking medication. Right. Yeah. There's a teacher for you. Oh, my God. I told this dude I was going to be podcasting. Oh. Yeah, I don't I don't know why. I don't know why. I've told myself.
Speaker: Can I say this for the podcast I did a couple of broadcasts about how to handle lint let me be clear Glick did what I asked him to do. He doesn't even fucking know How to handle lint like the holiday thing Yes, I told everybody to give up one habit Do you realize how much you ever strange yourself over the past 40 days?
Speaker: Yeah, WWGD, fuckers. I gave up something, fuck you. I gave up my wife for 40 days. You didn't give up your wife by choice. Listen, listen, let me tell you something. Shut up Chris, you're making me look bad. I told people that I was celibate for 40 days, I thought I was crazy. This married man is actually fucking doing this.
Speaker: It's possible. You behave yourself before the girl. I ain't saying nothing. The only thing you didn't do was stop fucking belching. But other than that, you didn't lose your temper. You didn't lose your cool. You didn't necessarily curse anybody out. I got to give you your props. I got people out of my broadcast, but I saw a lot of people on Haps, and I'm going to throw this out there to everybody that'll be on Haps. A bunch of y 'all listened to me, and I saw it. And I want to commend every last one. I'm going to tell each one of you individually, because two of you specifically, I saw a dude. Put your fucking email in the goddamn chat, Jason.
Speaker: Yeah, Jason. You fucking dummy. Apparently I wasn't giving her enough attention so you snapchat me. I didn't lose my cool either and I didn't curse you out so I'm still on that. Oh my god. Send it to Nonsense Go Nonsense podcast at Gmail .com, bitch. It's not that hard.
Speaker: Just send us an email and say hi, and then we'll have your personal fucking email. Yeah, exactly. Then I can send you an email. Yeah, I didn't do it for Lynn or anything like that. I'm just truly trying to... I'm truly trying to... Well, no, you're trying to better yourself. I'm not necessarily trying to be a better person. I'm just trying to... You didn't want to thank you because your help was contributory.
Speaker: A lot of it does have to do with her, because I am trying to be a better version of me for her. That's what I know. Right, nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. This motherfucker said again. So, uh, but, you know, I can't, I can't, I can't keep letting, you know, and that was, that was another big factor. I can't keep letting these fucking idiots get to me. You know, they come in here and that's what they want to do.
Speaker: You know, there's certain people that come in here. When are you going to learn that? This motherfucker said Gmail on the question mark. When are you going to learn that people want to get mad? It says you love to get mad. Everybody pisses you off on purpose. I don't love to get mad. Yeah, I mean, no, but it's one of the things that's like, if I take not to think of a pink elephant, what are you thinking of? Huh?
Speaker: Exactly. I can't. What'd you say? What'd you say about an elephant? I can't with Jay. I can't. Are we talking about summer? Here's the thing. No, we're. Nice shot. No, but but you're what Tony was saying is like you're. Wow. You lost some weight, but you're still a big bitch is is if. Careful, she's gangsta.
Speaker: I was a gangster, I was my kid. Anyways, but what I'm saying is, dammit. I'm trying to type and speak the same thing. Oh no, like I said, there's certain people, it's not even on the podcast, it's just in life in general. There's certain people that do dumb things and they only do it for a reaction. And at the end of the day, I was, because I am, I do have a short fuse and I do have a tendency to be a hothead.
Speaker: And they were taking advantage of that. And also, I mean, not only do I want to be a better version of me for Jodi because she deserves absolutely the best that I can be, but I also look back at what happened to my boy Smoke. And he didn't do anything wrong, but there's a happy, merry band of idiots on social media that like to gang up on people and
Speaker: Personally, at the end of the day, I would gladly challenge any one of them to meet me up in a parking lot and see them talk that mess. May I all welcome them? Speaking of that, I saw something the other day and I'm not gonna mention who. But Tony, I'm glad I got to prove your point, I'm lit.
Speaker: But lately, arguments, arguments, especially on the internet. I love this new Pepsi Nitro, by the way.
Speaker: Is it good? I can't get it. I love it. It's delicious. It's fucking amazing. It's real smooth. Arguments, arguments nowadays between the younger generation and ourselves, they go, they, you know, the younger generation makes a point. The way you try to retort, they start attacking you personally. And it's like, oh, you can't get laid and you can't even make your wife wet. And it's like, what do you, what does that got to do with the price of tea? I can make your mother wet. Oh, nice.
Speaker: But I'll send you guys a clip. I wish a motherfucker would tell me some shit like that. I can make your mother would ask me. Oh, no, Tony, trust me. You're going to have a lot to say about the clip I send because it's yours. I've got a lot to say about all the clips you've sent. I've got a book between you and Brian. I got the email. Did you see my apple? Did you see my apple?
Speaker: And thank you, Jay. I think I think it's a compliment. I'll take that, I think. Hashtag Biscissor on Haps, apparently, according to Jay. I don't want a man never calling me that. I don't want a man never calling me that, ever. Can I say never? Ever. I'm OK with it.
Speaker: whatever and ever and ever and ever. I don't know. I know people have said worse to me. That counts as a lot of the worst. Jesus freaking Christ. Will you check this motherfucker's email, please? I literally sent it. No, he sent it. We got it. I just said he got he got we got it popped up. You want me to get you keep keep keep fucking around. I'm gonna give you a personal email.
Speaker: And tell everybody, send you dick pics. Preferably dicks with, like, disgusting STDs. Drippin' pussy, blistery, all that. Extra large ball sacks. All hairy. I'm not opening your email, first and foremost. I just seen this, I just seen this, Jonah. You're lucky I opened your Snapchats.
Speaker: You're lucky I let you comment in here. I know so much better. Yeah, go ahead and make sure. Yeah. Sorry, Gina. I'll give you a thumbs up when it's all clear. We're good. We're good. We're done. I'm done. OK, he's done. Give me that thumbs up. I'm sorry, Gina. Holy shit. Yeah, no. Trust me. I learned that lesson a long time ago. Do not. If Jay sends you something, open it with,
Speaker: with extreme caution. Extreme caution and prejudice because yes. Well, I don't bother me like it bothers your boyfriend, Jay. He sent me a picture of me in a banana costume. Nice. That only bothers certain people who perform blow jobs on bananas on their lives and then get mad at people for making fun of them.
Speaker: I love that dude, but damn, how you gonna get mad at somebody for that when you did that? You did it. Nobody else did it. Wow. It's a time for bed. Holy fuck. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So. You ever get those headaches that just, no matter what you do, won't go away? Yeah. Every time we do a podcast and Jay the Realtor from NYC comes in.
Speaker: Yeah, Jeff, I've had that same fucking type of headache for the last 25 years. No, but like, today has just been one headache after the other. People will still miss people. It's like, uh, makes my brain hurt. People, people will message me to this day. They're like, you're still friends with Jeff. And I'm like, yeah, we do a podcast together. And then the next question I get back is why, why question?
Speaker: Yeah. Why? These are guys that grew up with him, too, that we were the same class together. Like, why? They grew up together. I mean, if you grew up together, fuck, y 'all don't mean that. Fuck it. That's just what it is. Y 'all know who it is. These are guys that know Jeff just as long as I have. You and Jeff still friends? Yeah, we do a podcast together.
Speaker: Why? I don't know. I really don't. I asked myself that question. Because you weren't available motherfucker. Every time Jeff calls me and I spent three hours on the phone with him, I was like, why am I friends with this guy? But he knows I love him. Trust me, I woke up late this morning. What were you going to say Tony? You said you got seriously appointed. I'm going to give you a message too. Me?
Speaker: I don't have a problem. Do we have them? Are we supposed to have them wrong with Coachy? I don't have no problem with Coachy. I like Coachy. I think most... Well, yeah, he's like Jay. He just says and does things for no fucking reason. This is for Glick, just so you know, Jeff. Should I be scared? I mean, Coachy can piss me off, but Coachy, I can get Coachy. We kind of had him last night.
Speaker: We kind of had him last night. But he was only looking at one side. Like I said, a little bit both. Oh, I was already expecting that. Yes. Especially since, you know, who's been missing in the chat box? No, I already expected that. Trust me. No, no, no, no, no, no. I've actually expected that and I've actually
Speaker: I'll welcome the nonsense. I know you would. As much as I can do everything with everybody. And I'll do it. I'll do it off the podcast. We'll do a special show. We'll do a special show. I'll bring my boy in for it. I'll go to YouTube for that one. Oh, my God. I'll try to squash all of this shit.
Speaker: Yeah, but you can't. Yeah, but you can't. Here's the problem. Here's the problem. He's like, I got no fucking problem in my life to worry about something. At the end of the day, Tony, you can't squash anything when people have agendas. That's true. And that's all it is. I've seen outside of you talking about. I've seen agendas.
Speaker: Yeah. When somebody has an agenda. I'll stop you talking about. Yeah. Once somebody has an agenda and it doesn't matter. Not even an agenda like a vendetta. It's not even that. No, it's an agenda and it has nothing to do with. The agenda is the original. Yeah. You know, the agenda was coming in and, you know, like having an agenda, you go after certain people for no fucking reason.
Speaker: Just because of the world. Just because. And then you poke and poke and poke and poke and poke until that person gets worked up so that then you can go back and use their words and twist their words around and make up shit that never even happened, which is why, yeah, I've said and done some things, but you can't twist my words around. No, no, no. And that's how I get people. Maybe try to twist. Because you can try to twist my words around, and I'll be the first motherfucker that says, yeah, I said it because you're a fucking idiot. Yeah.
Speaker: But I also, you know, sorry, come on, fucking do what you gotta do. The agendas I'm talking about are the original agendas when they get up here, and then they just don't like what other people are doing, and then they want to know what you got. Exactly. What people come up here, and I've seen it. Exactly. Those are the people who are in their little stupid heads. They think that they're allowed to have an opinion, but God forbid anybody else have an opinion outside of theirs.
Speaker: That's the younger generation as it is. And I've seen people on this app alone, I've seen them do it on Periscope too, that'll call somebody a sexual predator or a misogynist or a sexist or this that or the other thing. And the motherfucker that's saying all that fucking shit is the biggest sexual predator that you will ever find as far as sexually harassing people and saying sexual things and demeaning people and everything else. You just have to look and listen to what they say and how they act.
Speaker: and nobody does like and nobody looks and listens to what they say because when they go when they when they're when they're not. Yeah, I rejected this and rejected me. There's a lot of people that I saw up here.
Speaker: can't wait to call people out. That can sell my fucking nerves. Yeah. Well, yeah. Well, you know, here's the beauty of that is like for me is I have a thing in my brain that I just completely ignore it. That's another reason why I don't live on social media. Yeah. I'm only on here when we do the podcast. I might randomly or ever rarely pop into a into a broadcast outside of when we're doing a podcast on social media outside of podcast stuff. I'm really not on social media much.
Speaker: Yeah, TikTok doesn't count. I'm not even really on TikTok much. No, but I mean, like, when it comes to, like, if somebody comments on my video on TikTok, I'll read it and be like, yeah, okay, that was funny. Well, yeah, I mean, if somebody comments and they're not just being a douche, I mean, I'll be like, oh, you know, cool, thanks or whatever. And I'll slap a like on it or whatever. But I mean, you know, there's a reason why I don't, I don't, my life does not revolve around social media. Like, I got bigger fish to fry.
Speaker: a lot of these people with agendas and stuff like that. And the problem is, is that if you listen closely and you watch when they talk and when they're commenting and you listen closely to the things they say, most people won't catch onto it or hear it because at the same time when they're saying and doing all this dumb shit, they're also talking as loud as they possibly can to tear somebody else down.
Speaker: So most people will focus on one thing, because again, that's the world we live in. Attention deficit disorder is real for everybody. So I'm going to say something over here, and I'm going to act like this over here. But as long as your focus stays on me right here being loud and attacking, yeah. Exactly. It's misdirection. That's why I don't care. Do what you got to do. Of course. Because at the end of the day. I'm on social media for one thing and one thing only. Depict fights on Twitter.
Speaker: In all seriousness, I'm on social media for one thing and one thing. It is 100 % protection, Roger. Connect with old friends and family. That's it. I don't even want to do that. I'm just there. Well, yeah, but you're weird. I'm literally, I'm just a presence. I can count on one hand how many people I actually converse with besides you two on social media.
Speaker: Oh yeah, I don't. My mom, my wife, which I usually do through a private message anyways, and Brad Bowden, and my sister, and my niece. That's it. And Brad Bowden and I, it's the same thing with you, Chris. I'll just call him up, like, what's up, dude? Oh, you're cheating on me. Yep, of course. Fucking horse. Not my wife anymore, fuck you. With Brad? Brad, of all people? Of Brad? You sure you don't want a wish version of me?
Speaker: No, he doesn't Nobody can cuddle as good as I know like he's smaller than me You can ask me car questions I can give you answers
Speaker: My car is making this really weird noise when I started. What should I do? I'll trade it in and get it in. Tell her to shut up. Smack it on the hood. Shake it a little bit. Did you see Pop's post on Facebook?
Speaker: This is a dangerous thing to own. It always has problems. You can never fix the issue. The other things are transam. I don't know shit about that. I don't pay much attention to anything he does. He's actually currently pissing me off to no beyond no means right now.
Speaker: Yeah. So I know that. Wow. There's, there's other reasons why he's, well, there's other reasons outside of that. Why he's pissing me off. Okay. Oh, pops. So he's just a jackass in general. It has nothing to do with that. It's just other things. We're ready to.
Speaker: I did see something interesting. I was actually going to bring up a serious conversation tonight, but I'll wait until Saturday or Wednesday. We got time. We don't really have time to get into it tonight. Hey, what's going on, James? We got 40 minutes. I did see something interesting. There is a US tour that you can take by bus and it stops at classic movie locations.
Speaker: Well, I think it's parts. It's like, you know, mostly California shit. But like, it's like outside of California, but it's like, you can go to the actual street in the movie Back to the Future where Marty gets hit by the car.
Speaker: you know, gets knocked out. You can go to that actual street and stand in front of the house that he, that George falls out the tree of. Oh yeah. So it's not like, it's not like, it's not like it's going to go from like California to, to fucking Maine and everywhere in between. Because I mean, like Ohio, like Ohio has a lot of movies that are filmed here. You can do different sections of said tour. So like if you, you can do like the California tour, you can do the Midwest tour and then the New York. Even, even South Carolina had several. I mean, most of Forrest Gump was shot in the Charleston area.
Speaker: Uh, the, the first Halloween movie before Halloween kills was filmed in Charleston.
Speaker: You said the first Halloween movie before Halloween Kills. You know how many Halloween movies were in between? No, no, no. They've done the two reboots or the two sequel, the continuations, the latest two. The one before Halloween Kills was filmed in Charleston. And it was funny because it was done around Christmas time. So you had like this neighborhood. You had like this neighborhood all surrounding the neighborhood. It was all Christmas decorations and everything like that. But the one little neighborhood that they used had all the Halloween decorations. Yeah, it was crazy. My buddy was actually an extra in there.
Speaker: I did find something across the country that I thought about. I did hear something interesting. Savannah and Charleston were two of the main locations for Forrest Gump, which are basically the same city. I did hear something interesting the other day. And this is about a movie set. But Ohio had a lot of movies filmed here. Do you remember Terminator 2? Yes. The bar scene where Arnold shows up naked and gets his motorcycle and gear, right? I need your clothes and your motorcycle. Right.
Speaker: Do you not happen the same night they filmed that across the street? My fly blew up. No, Rodney King. Same night. I don't think so. Look it up. Terminator 2 came up before then, didn't it? That's what I thought. That's what I thought. When was the Rodney King beating? It was 1992.
Speaker: I didn't ask who the fuck he was. I asked when he got his ass beat. Oh, 91 91 same time they were filming when the Terminator two come out. 92 July 3rd, 1991. According to inverse released on July 3rd, 1991. So well, it came out July 3rd of 91. But when did. Well, they were they filmed in that location. Apparently it took a week.
Speaker: And apparently, during them filming that, some lady stumbled in.
Speaker: thinking it was her normal bar. Ed walked up to Arnold and goes, is it ladies' night? Arnold's standing there in his boxes. She's like, is it ladies' night? She's like terribly hammered. It's a possibility that happened on March 3. It happened on March. The Rodney King thing happened on March 3, 91. Terminator 2 came out July of 91. But typically, movies are filmed like a year or two in advance. Yeah, but done. Oh, no. It was done by then.
Speaker: so i mean it's a possibility well i don't have to look it up according to the podcast i was listening to this is what they they said the research uh... tony i've said you said podcast in the past uh...
Speaker: Their newest episode was Terminator 2 and I was like, oh, that's interesting. Was that the one that you sent me before, the jerkoffs eating cereal, drinking, eating cereal, doing a podcast or something? Eating cereal, watching a movie or some shit. I don't know what the hell it's called. It's called Confused Breakfast.
Speaker: Yeah, something like that. I didn't want to advertise for them, you did. But their podcast is kind of interesting. But they throw on weird facts like that. I'm not going to shit on them because we do a podcast, and sometimes I listen to our podcast and go, why does anybody fucking listen to this? I know, right? But, you know, I've tried to listen to a couple of them. But they're sponsored six ways this Sunday. They started roughly about the same time we did.
Speaker: And I don't know what the fuck they did to get so big, but they they dwarf us. You got to kind of, you got to kind of, you got to play the game, which is what we don't do. Well, we also not, we're also not sinking money into it. So if you've already established yourself on another platform, or if you already have money
Speaker: Say like mommy like like the the the goofballs on YouTube walk as you play people to pay your mark Yeah, the guys the guys that do all the stupid stunts and what the hell is her name on YouTube? No Yeah
Speaker: No, not Mr. Beast. It's the brothers that do. Oh, the Logan and Jake Paul. No, not Logan and Jake Paul. The Juke Squad or whatever. Oh, yeah. I think it's them. Their parents were rich before they started doing YouTube. So I mean, they had all that money to sink into it and then pay for views and this, that, and the other thing and blow up that way. Yeah.
Speaker: It's actually like I said that what they what they do is actually pretty interesting. This is basically what what sign Joe Rogan on Yeah, the difference was a millionaire before he started doing a podcast. Yeah, but he was the only one doing a podcast When he started not really He was the first person on YouTube. What do you start shoot up? I think it was like
Speaker: like not long after. I actually watched like a documentary thing about him and like his first videos, he was doing it on YouTube and they were like really poor, like shit, like, you know, headset mics and shit like that. And like he was the only, he made what, he made podcasting popular. I'll be right back. Loop started before a lot of people, I gotta see when Joe Wogan started. I don't have to actually look it up.
Speaker: When did Joe Rogan start his podcast? No, that's not what I asked. I didn't ask you to play, you fuck. When did Joe Rogan start his podcast?
Speaker: 2003. Right. So he started in 03, and like I said, when did YouTube start?
Speaker: So he was actually doing it before YouTube. He was doing it on his website. Yeah, they all started podcasting on the same time. So he's got years under his belt of this. Yeah, exactly. I did want to throw a shout out to
Speaker: You're not a hip hop fan. You're a little, you are a little bit, I don't know if you know this guy, but today we lost DJ Casele. He has been a beast on the mixtape scene for the past 20 years. We had outstanding singers. Hard for him. Yeah, he was an icon, so rest in peace to him. I did want to throw that out there. I'm a fan.
Speaker: I wouldn't have actually actually look him up. Yeah, y 'all get your look him up is DJ case like he got they he had covered he was fighting COVID for months Yeah, he had a he caught up for Christmas and He was on him he had his own show on a shave 45
Speaker: Okay, okay, I know what this I know this cat yeah, I mean I don't know him but I've seen clips of
Speaker: His podcast on Facebook and shit? Yeah, he got his own show and series satellite on XM. All of that. He was, he was, he had good music. He's going to be missed in the hip -hop world. Associated Axe, Busta Rhymes, G -Unit, Ghostface, Killah. A lot of people. Greg Smith. Yes. Ray James. Those aren't there. The Associated Axe are going to be because he had his own show and they would come on the show and
Speaker: They were also supportive of them. They were also. Yeah. Yeah. What else I'm saying? Like, like they, you know, they, they were, they weren't just, they weren't just a run of the mill, uh, interview, you know, they would be on there multiple times and. Sorry. That makes sense. Yeah. Like, like, uh, sway, sway does his show and, you know, he, all the time. Sway's gone back a long time because he used to be on MTV, right?
Speaker: Oh yeah, well Swed's with, yeah, Swed, but like he, I think he's on, isn't he on Shade 45 too? Yes, in the mornings. Yeah, and plus he's got his own like show in New York and this that and the other thing, but there's people that come on his show all the time, you know, there's guys that, because I don't like Swed. I mean, he'll be the first one to jump in somebody's ass too. I bought his first two CDs and he has some bangers on there.
Speaker: Yeah, I always assumed he was only like a DJ a DJ no Him and King Tech did CDs, you know, okay. We had the best of the best on there literally
Speaker: They had the best of the best. I didn't mean to cut you off, Jeff, but what Blick wanted to talk about, do it. Let's go. Yeah, let's go. All right, we'll dive into it Wednesday. Trust me, I'll still be annoyed by it Wednesday, so we'll dive into it Wednesday.
Speaker: It's going to take a minute. That's going to be the new segment. Shit that pisses Chris off. It's not even shit to just, it's not even shit to just, it's not even a piss. It's just an aggravation thing, but it's going to be a conversation that I know that Tony, especially you and I, uh, we're going to get into it. Not, no, we're not going to get into it. Like we're not going to get into a fight, but we're going to dive into this conversation being, uh, divorced single fathers and stuff like that.
Speaker: So, and I've got to be better about tightening up this show and ending the show when we need to end it. That's why I said you got 27 minutes. Because we have a tendency to... You got 27 minutes. I can remain focused.
Speaker: No, trust me, I can't. No, no, it's not going to take me. We're going to get into it. We're going to dive into it. We're going to dive into it. Trust me, I won't forget about it because I'm still going to be heated about it Saturday. Now, here's my question. Does it directly affect you or is it just like a new rule or law? It was directly affecting him. If it's going to take this long, it's going to affect me. Oh no, it directly affects me. And I could talk about it out here without any repercussions because
Speaker: Well, there's that nobody, nobody listens and I don't give a shit, but it is what it is. But no, we will definitely get it. We will definitely get into it Wednesday night. Probably at the start of the show, we will get into it. So. Honestly, let's do the intro. We come on, go right into it. Yeah. No problem.
Speaker: Yeah. Don't let us interrupt because I'm sure we'll have shit that comes up. Because, uh, you know, at the, uh, at the end of the day, you know, we like to laugh and we like to joke and we like to have fun, but this is our podcast. So if there's something serious in our lives that we are able to talk about that we might as well fucking talk about it on here. That's right. We got a platform. Might as well use it. Um, and I think people, as long as you know, we can, um,
Speaker: without, you know, well, I was going to say without, without, you know, dragging through the dirt and, and, and as long as we keep it anonymous, keep like, change the names for the action. It'll take a lot of that. Trust me, because it's been on my chest for a while now and it keeps, it keeps popping up and reoccurring and, and, and frustrating the shit out of me. So over to tell you about the number of their phones.
Speaker: Oh no, it has nothing to do with the elephant in the room. No? No, I think that one finally got the message. I was going to ask you about that. Was the message received yet or not? Ah, we'll find out. I think so. Hopefully. That's good to know. Yeah, a couple of messages on you to send down that championship. You know, since I'm speaking to this, Cameron, I don't know if you're listening, but fuck you.
Speaker: He told me yesterday. He told me, I think it was yesterday or Saturday. I think it was Saturday. We were messaging back and forth. He's like, I don't know where he's like, click your bully. And I'm like.
Speaker: fuck I'm not a goddamn bully he's like yeah you are I was like fuck you buddy I am not a bully I speak my mind and I don't let people talk shit and think they can get away with it when it comes to me he's like you bully everyone I said I'm gonna bully you if you don't shut the fuck up
Speaker: So, yeah. Fuck you, Cameron. Glicks, fuck you of the week. Goes to Cameron Dale. There you go. That's a little early in the week. I'm sure I could do a fuck you of the week in all three episodes if I wanted to. That's my only question. You're good, how are the boys? I know one of those sons wasn't feeling good. Oh, no. That's not good. Yeah. Glicks, fuck you of the week. Brought to you three times a week.
Speaker: The inaugural fuck you went to Cameron. Because I'm not a bully. Damn it. They are good a lot better than us. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. That's good to know. One of my coworkers, she's like my main contact with processing. And she's like, I have to leave for like a couple hours. I was like, but OK. And she comes back and she sends me a picture. Her son's got his goo saying on his head, apparently.
Speaker: He's got tears in his eye, I felt so bad for the little guy. He's like babies. When Kevin bit the dust on the podcast, you're like, get up, pussy, I'm doing a podcast.
Speaker: I told you, you were here. I don't think you were here yet. Fucking Jeff's son fell down with dead stairs. Smacked his head, had a big old fucking nut on his head, man. You would have thought he was getting chopped into pieces the way he was screaming and crying. And Jeff was like, hold on a second. He got up for like two minutes and came back. He's like, all right, I'm back. I'm like, is everything good? He's like, yeah. Kevin just fell out of the stairs. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Chef's entire house is fucking concrete.
Speaker: So, it's not like, it's not like you feel it. I would jump from the top stair and try to reach the bottom. No, it makes a 90 -degree turn. And they jump like five stairs up and try to reach down. I'm like, what are you stupid? Maybe he's trying to do practices parkour. Parkour. That is mistaking. Parkour. Parkour. That's like jumping over and around the parkour with your head. One time he hit his head, he looked at it.
Speaker: He said, it's not funny. So I ain't laughing at you. What I told you to do would not do it no more. I told you. I told you more than once. So now I'm laughing at you.
Speaker: I hope it hurts. It's like that old adage is, that old adage is, let me do it once. He'll only do it once. I know. When the kids were first born, when the kids were first born and you know, when you're a first time parent, you got a baby, you got to baby proof the house. You're putting like the plastic covers over the outlets. And I was like, why are we doing that? They're only going to stick something in there one time. And if they do it again, well, then they're fucking dumb.
Speaker: You know And what's worse is when they do get older you just find those plastic clear classic claps everywhere and you step on your foot
Speaker: Yeah. It's because you don't want to go. Yeah, right. Well, you wake up at 2 o 'clock in the morning, you go piss, and you step on one of these motherfuckers. You know it. I'm going to say, did Jason ever have Legos? You never stepped on a Lego? Did none of your kids ever have Legos? A couple months ago when I was cussing my ass off. Yeah. I've done that, man. You've come out of the kitchen, man. I've come out of the kitchen.
Speaker: carrying a plate of food, step on a goddamn leg. He's got a little play area in the living room. I literally got a little city right here in front of me with all this toys, so I could play right over there on that side. So walking around another issue, but every now and then you get the remote control cars, and then you get the pieces that you want to shoot, and then the Hot Wheels cars that shoot on the floor, all that shit. Now during the pandemic, we had fun shooting cars all around everywhere.
Speaker: Oh, hell yeah. And then it becomes a, then it's like, okay, that's enough. I was able to stay home. We got over, we put all the tracks together. We put all the little tour and round them up and everything. We were sitting there running around in circles and everything. It was a trip. It was a trip. That was the one great thing about the pandemic is spending time with the kids. Like, cause it wasn't nothing else to do. Say and watch TV. After a week, he was tired of watching TV. He was ready to go by the daycare.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, he's a dad. I think I'm tired of watching TV. I said, okay, you want to go to the DC? Yeah, I do. I miss my friends. All right, let's go. Well, well, like one of the things that during the pandemic, what we did was I kept introducing the kids to new movies.
Speaker: And and I made the mistake all the movies off of HBO max Netflix all the kids show he saw him on he was really bad. I know what my my my kids started replaying episodes of shit and I'm like, didn't we see this? Yeah, and that's when I started introducing uh movies I you know, I mean I almost called a mistake that I introduced my kids to bill and ted excellent venture because especially funny
Speaker: Love that movie, you know, he loved Jumanji. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh, yeah the original. Yeah both of them know the last two He watched in the deaf he watched affinity war me to death he's watched in game to death He's watched was the one that used to drive me. Oh my kids my kids fell in love with goonies. I Didn't show my son
Speaker: I was never so much of a proud father. My kids were like, let's watch Goonies again. After about the 15th, 30th time, I was like, you know what? I was nervous about showing him Jungle Book because of that big ass monkey. But that was a hell of a movie. Oh, the cartoon? The live action or the cartoon? The live action one. Oh, I've seen the live action. That was a hell of a movie. Watch that with your kids. That was one hell of a movie. It was good. Now, if you really want to watch a movie with your kids, watch this movie called Ron Goes Wrong.
Speaker: It came out last year. Okay. It would tell you everything that we've been trying to tell our kids about social media, electronics, then move to it as a parent. All you parents out here, stay to YouTube. Well, see, that's one thing I don't have to worry about with my kids is like the only social media they're on is YouTube. The only thing they watch is... They're going to want to get on. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, my kids, we've already established they're not gonna have phones or tablets until they're like 16. Yeah. Well, you know what, the problem you're gonna have is now the kids have tablets, they can take the school. Well, yeah, you say that they're not gonna have a tablet until they're 16, but my kids have had tablets forever. I have a problem. No, I get that, I get that.
Speaker: But they're not on. I mean, it wasn't until recently. It comes down to the fact I don't want to fucking go on by it. Yeah, I mean, the school. The school. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. I know me and like if I was in school and I had a tablet or a phone. Yeah, I'm going to pay attention. Yeah. Well, like like the girl like the kid, all three kids are there. They're on TikTok. But Cassius Cassius TikTok is completely locked down. He has six followers.
Speaker: Hold me. Cash will be nine in July. Send me his link. I'll follow him. But he has six followers. It's me and his sisters. He used to have seven. Yeah, I'll get that. Send me his link. I'll follow him. He goes high school next year at 12? Oh, 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th. Oh. You may have to get him one because the schools want them to have a tablet and everything. I say, Jesus Christ, is he going to high school or junior high?
Speaker: Yeah, she said high school. That's a young ass fucking freshman. Oh, shit. Fuckin' little Shelton over here. Yeah, he's still bein' down middle school. Yeah, he should be like, high school at 12? What grade is he in? Will he be 13? He's still early. He's still a year early. He's still early as well. Unless I have the junior high in high school.
Speaker: Yeah, I think that's what it is. That would be my assumption. Yeah. OK, yeah. Because my daughter is 17. She's going to be a junior. Or she'll be 17 in a couple of weeks. She's going to be a junior next year. My middle daughter, I think, is going into sixth grade, I think. And then Cass is. I graduated 17. How old does that make you feel, knowing that your kid's going to be a junior? I got a friend of mine. Her son just graduated. My fucking nephew is like 23 years old.
Speaker: He'll be 13 in January. Yeah, he's still early. He's going to graduate high school to 16. That's early as shit. That's good though. That's early as shit. Yeah. No, I don't feel old yet. If you got a son that's advanced, that's dope. He's going into seventh grade. He's not going to be 16 when he graduates. What the hell math are you doing over there? He's 12 now. He's going into seventh grade. He'll be in high school next year.
Speaker: There's six years of that high school, because he's 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. No, no, no. High school is 10, 11, 12, sometimes 9, 10, 11, 12. So it's four years. He's going into seventh grade next year. He's going into seventh grade. Seventh grade is what we consider junior high. He's in sixth now. Seventh grade is junior high.
Speaker: Well, then he's going to junior high, not high school. Yeah. But the junior high and high school might be in the same building. Some districts are like that. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. East Knox was like that when I was there. Seventh and eighth grade was at the high school. I've never heard of that. When I was in my senior year. Where you're also from? The junior high into the high school. Queens or Brooklyn or whatever.
Speaker: So yeah, all the high school here. OK, there's no junior. Gotcha. Now I was in Virginia. I was in Virginia for junior high high school and junior high was seven, eight, nine high schools, ten, eleven, twelve. Well, like here, now they're getting ready to open. They're getting ready to open the middle school. So they actually have four schools here where my kids go. They have the elementary school that's going to be K through four. And then they have the middle school, which is going to be fifth and sixth. And then the junior high is going to be seventh and eighth. And then the high school is
Speaker: I just got a ton of fucking money where they go to school. I was going to say that. Yeah, it just sounds like the high school is brand new. The high school is brand new. They just built it. The elementary school, they just built a couple of years ago. So the old so the old the old high school. And the old junior high have been converted into the junior high and now the middle school.
Speaker: I mean, same building. No, no, no, it's not the same building. I mean, the middle school, the junior high and the high school are all on the same property, but they're all three separate buildings. Yes, OK, but they're all the elementary school. The elementary school is on the others. I say it's on the other side of town. The other side of town is only a mile away.
Speaker: Right. Yeah, exactly. So it's a very small, quote unquote, town. We're a small, clear fort like Belleville, such a small town, that Belleville and Butler combined, you know, K through six go through separate, and then in junior high they mix the two. Yeah, and that's how it was when I was in school. You went K through six, and then in junior high it was seven, eight, nine, how school was 10, 11, 12. We had seven and eight was junior high.
Speaker: But the junior high and the high school were in the same building. Same building was one thing, but the grade level was, you know. When I was in junior high, it was in Butler, and it was attached to the grade school, but you never saw the grade school kids. Yeah. Yeah. Like it was a separate wing, and then two cafeterias and all that fun shit. Yeah, and that's how - And high school was all combined in Belleville.
Speaker: Yeah, like the seventh and eighth graders were on one end of the building where I went to school at. And we had like one floor. And then maybe two floors, I can't remember. But then the high school was all attached to the same building. But on one wing of the building, there was like four floors. So your high school, you're like ninth and tenth or whatever. So it was all the same. I appreciate that freedom. That's a huge population where you are, because she's down in Tampa.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, that's a major. You gotta remember like Bellbone Butler. You combine the two and you got 4000. But I mean it depends on where you go to school up because even in Columbus, I'm **** Cincinnati down in the one the one high school down there. They've got an east and a west and both and the high school is
Speaker: Fucking huge. That's crazy. It is a monster high school. And their sports complex, like where they have all their fields and stuff, is amazing. It's amazing. That's crazy. I'm not going to lie. I want to visit Tampa. It is on my list of things. Tampa is nice. It is fun. I've been here already. I want to go back. I want to check it. I want to check out Tampa one weekend. It's about a six -hour drive for me.
Speaker: Yeah. I want to go back. I had a lot of fun. I went down there. I spent a week there. The only difference between when I went the last time and when I go again, I'm not going to spend the entire week drunk off my ass. Right. Because I was drunk the entire fucking time I was there. The school system where you guys in the States is pretty understandable. For instance, Tony, what time does your boy get out?
Speaker: He's younger times you get out of school and Chris, one time your kids got a three thirds, but he has to be there about eight, I think. Yeah, I think it's the same for mine. And then Austin, who's in high school, she's on second grade. He's on second grade right now. I think it's the same for my two younger ones. Austin's in high school. She gets done at two 30. I think she goes in at seven 30. Okay. Let me blow your minds. My kids have me at school at 6 a .m. They're done at 11. Right.
Speaker: They don't have school buses. They don't have school buses. It is literally, you have to pick up your kids. I can understand that. And how people can take time off work to go pick up their kids every day. I don't kids. It was hard for me and my wife when we were both working for one of us to get off time to go pick up our kids. And nobody else seemed to complain about us. I was like, where are you? There's a lot of housewives around you, isn't there?
Speaker: Yeah, that's true. That's true. And it's very, it's very rare for both parents to work here. At least you can't get anyways. All the men are always busy and the women are home with the kids. That's why she's enjoying the town so much. That's exactly what it is.
Speaker: Well, yeah, but I mean, for the entire 12 years we've been together, we've both worked or I've been at home with the kids while she worked because it's easier for her to get a job here. You're always home with the kids. That's respected. Yeah. That's respected. That's respected. Oh, no, I'm looking forward to the rest of the week because I'm the stay -at -home dad. Those parent -teacher meetings with all the moms and me.
Speaker: They were hilarious. Because, A, I don't know what the fuck anybody's talking about. B, eating the guy. Oh, Friedelatio Cupblip. That's Dr. G. She rolls her brother Shannon all the time. Oh, thank you, Dr. G. Yeah, this is my boys. Yeah. Overings. All y 'all Michiganders.
Speaker: Did you get a chance to rewatch Red Dawn? You said you were going to watch it. No, it came on over the week that I didn't watch it. I meant to. I tried to watch it one time. The old one slowed me down, but it said you got to watch the old one before you watch the new one. Oh, yeah, definitely. Honestly. Well, the new one is so different. The honest two. The twist on the new one? Holy shit. You've never seen either one of them? The biggest thing you need to know about Red Dawn, the original one, that was the very first PG -13 movie ever. I remember when it came out.
Speaker: Oh, that's right. That's right. The very first PG -13. I can read that somewhere. Yes. Because I remember that bad boy. We're about to go to theaters and watch it. Me and my whole family. Hell, yeah. Nice, Dr. G. I am a big Michigan fan. Well, I'll go with Wolf Red. He works at OSU. So this week. We're in the race in Ohio. And I work at OSU. Wolf Red, don't listen. I got to watch Batman. Batman's going to get watched first. Fuck that. I have to beg to find a way. I think I might actually take time later this week if I can get some free time.
Speaker: I'm debating if I want to if I want to. Oh, I'm going to wait and watch wait and watch Batman this weekend with cash or go ahead and watch it this week before he gets here. Well, I think I might I might connect the computer up to the TV and watch it on my website. Yep, get ready. I'm feeling I am. Yeah, like I said, I just got to get back to work.
Speaker: Like, I almost want to watch it just to, like, pre -screen it, make sure it's good for everyone. Because I did the same thing. Well, I understand it looks kind of dark. And by the way, I did see the trailer for Thor Love the Thunder. And holy fuck, it looks good. Oh, yeah. Holy shit, I just saw the newest trailer just popped up on IMDb. I didn't know it popped up already. Where's it going to new Batman? Is it PG or what? Hold on, let me check. I have no idea.
Speaker: Because I did the same thing with Deadpool because the girls wanted to see it. Oh, yeah. I got warned. I got warned about Deadpool. PG -13, OK. OK. When Deadpool came out, my oldest wanted to see it. But he was a teenager. His mother called me and said, I know you want to take him to go see movies? Do not take him to see Deadpool. I said, wow. She was like, I am not hearing nothing good about it being for underage people. I started hearing everybody. Oh, it stopped. Everybody was like, no, fuck no. I mean, it wasn't.
Speaker: Considering what the girls were already watching outside of like the nudity and the sex scenes, which I just fast -forwarded through. There was no nudity. It was just sex scenes. On the first Deadpool? On the first Deadpool, there's no sex scenes. Oh, there's no nudity. It's implied. Have you guys never seen Deadpool? There is nudity. They have an entire like five minute fuck section.
Speaker: Yeah, no, that's true, but it's implied nudity. You don't see her tits, you don't see anything. No, you don't. It's a slight nudity. No, you don't. It's a sex scene, but you don't see any body parts. Now, that one part when he was growing back, I'll give you that, but they didn't even really show it. Right. Well, that's ass nudity. Yeah, ass nudity doesn't count. Oh, my God. Are you looking at the actor scene? Did you see her naked, Chris? She was in Gotham.
Speaker: Really? Was she? I cannot get into it. I can't. She started getting redundant to me. She was... Yeah, kind of like Smallville. I never watched Smallville, can't. She was... But it got redundant. The doctor, Gordon's... The girlfriend?
Speaker: Yeah, Leslie Tompkins. After he left Barbara and he got with the other chick, that was the chick from Deadpool. But yeah, it's too slow of a burn for me for the first couple of hours. It's the whole entire series is a slow burn. It's meant to be a slow burn. Do you know what's slower than fucking... Well, I ain't gonna say that. The slowest TV show that I'm loving right now is fucking Mayans and Snowfall. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit.
Speaker: No, I'll tell you what. Did you watch Sons of Anarchy? Of course. Fucking Chris won't watch it because, because Opie. No, I won't watch it because I already know it's in the season. I like the guy who plays Opie, but that's not the only reason I'm not going to watch it. There's a lot of spoilers and the spoilers make no fucking sense on why they did the things they did, especially the final spoiler, the finale of the show. It was just as bad as the way they fucking ended Sopranos.
Speaker: I'll still watch Sopranos, and I know some of the spoilers in Soprano, but I still want to watch the Sopranos because I've never watched it. But okay, we got this show that everybody's losing their minds about. How do we end it? Oh, I'm just going to drive my motorcycle into a fucking semi. No, but here, when you find out why he does, I don't care why he did it. It's stupid. It's like, why do you kill? Why do you kill? Why do you kill Opie? It's stupid.
Speaker: Vice Katie Seagal, a dirty whore. It's a twist and a plot. Because she is. Well, it's based on, it's based on William Checker Hamlet. Yes. And I'll take what? Plus, plus you guys talk about shit that's just not believable at all. I'm sorry. The bits and pieces I've seen of that show.
Speaker: I'm going to shoot up an entire town with the entire police department right there at a guy's funeral and it's perfectly normal. It's a normal day in fucking Mayberry. All those fucking cops were on the tape. I'm not supposed to say this, but apparently they want the sink closed. Don't give a fuck what they do when they do it. They just don't. They don't. Trust me. I know.
Speaker: I've had conversations with some of them. Some of them used to be customers of mine. A certain, a super, a certain, well, I'll just say it cause I don't care. Cause I ain't worried about it. Cause I don't have nothing to hide. But the hell's angels. I had a Charleston chapter and then they were a customer of mine for a minute. Nice guys.
Speaker: Yeah, till you cross them. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. I mean, which is the whole concept of the show of sons is, is, uh... Well, they had, they had business and they were going to do it no matter what.
Speaker: But I've also watched a lot of those documentaries and docuseries and stuff about motorcycle clubs and stuff like that. And yeah, they do some fucked up shit, and they do some crazy ass shit. But now that some of the stuff I've seen in Sons of Anarchy, I'm like, come on, now. Yeah, almost somebody was like, nah. No. Yeah, like I said, there was one scene where they were having a funeral for somebody. There was legitimately a fucking firefight in the middle of town. And the entire two police departments are there.
Speaker: I don't know. And then the cops are all just like, it is what it is. We're just going to bang and stop. Well, yeah, but you got to understand it all happened in Charming. And Charming PD was on the take with the exception of Hale. And Hale gets ran over by a fucking truck.
Speaker: Yeah. But I mean, even you look at, you look at, uh, you look at, you know, even though the mob never existed, the mafia is not real. It didn't exist. But I mean, look at how many, if the mob and or mafia exists and look at how many departments and police officers and stuff are on the take. They still couldn't get away with half the shit that they showed in and the sons of anarchy. Don't look at me like that. You're from New York. You know, they don't exist. You know, it's not real. Oh shit.
Speaker: It's not real. They'll tell you. They'll tell you it's never happened. I know. Never existed. It was not a real thing. It was all made up and all. It was like the moon landing. There's a reason why I don't talk about the cartel. I'm not in your way. Says the guy that wants to buy a big fuck off flashy vehicle.
Speaker: Which is why I don't. Tony or Jeffrey. I do. Well, as you said, I live in Mexico. There's not just one. That's the problem. It's like you could be good with one, but completely on the outs with another. And gentlemen, with that being said, we've much like boys to men, we've come to the end of the road.
Speaker: I was actually listening to that. On the way home yesterday, I was listening to that in 90s and 2000s. R &B views was cracking me up. I was loving it. I was like, man, I listened to some of this shit in years. I forgot about some of it. What's going on? Edward, I'm listening to you. Response, information, et cetera, for some of that.
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Speaker: Well, he has a little premium shirt, Jeffrey.
Speaker: Why should I change myself? Why should I change for you? No, I will never lay down I am not changed to you And I am what I am Don't try to communicate this I'm running out of places And I am what I am
Speaker: You're not if we're just a being out. There ain't nothing you can say. I'm too fit in my ways. And if you don't understand.
Speaker: Well, they're not in for me Why should I change myself? Why should I change for you? No, I will not lay down I am not taking out I am what I am Don't try to complicate it I'm running out of pieces
Speaker: There's no story now.
Speaker: All right, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Jeffrey, let him know. Deuces! Well, that was hot.
Speaker: Not hot sexually, but like it came in hot and loud. Tony, do you care to leave the people with some words of wisdom? Oh, I've thought of this long and hard, I just want to say. Just the way you like it. I made you mother fuck you.
Speaker: And with that being said, ladies and gentlemen, join us, same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel, Wednesday night. Goodbye, muddled fuckles. Peace. Push the button.
