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Speaker: Fuckers take that What's going on everybody happy Monday welcome to another episode of Nonsense go nonsense
Speaker: Words are hard already. Anyways, hopefully you guys had a good Monday. Is that our new official name? How do you spell that? You spell it B -E -L. What's going on, Illinois? Welcome, everybody, to Chatter's Box. What's going on Facebook and all that other...
Speaker: See the problem is start over and do this again. The problem is, the problem is I'm usually doing so much beforehand that my mind's still running 800 ,000 miles an hour when we, when we come on here. So, but anyways, welcome to not, yeah, welcome to not sensical dances, everybody. I'm Glick as always the greatest host of all time.
Speaker: with the most subpar co -host ever, but I love him and I keep him around. We got Jeff as always and we got the big dog. Tony will not be here tonight. I don't think he's got a, he's got a real life stuff he's got to do. So, uh, no, I couldn't do this show without you guys at all. Honestly, I give you guys.
Speaker: I mean I could.
Speaker: For that first 10 minutes you're just like so For like the first hour and then it's like, okay, we're going to what the fuck news after
Speaker: Well, it's, you know, I've done it for so long by myself, you know, the live streams and stuff like that. But then you get used to having other voices and you don't look like a jackass staring at your computer talking to yourself. When I first put that out on TikTok, I was like, I'm going to go live all the time. And then after like three of them, I was like, this is dumb. Yeah. I mean, I just get the phone to like,
Speaker: You want to, like, never gets tired of going live? Because it can only go live about four times a year because it keeps getting banned. This is very true. I got banned Saturday night, too. Oh, you did? Only on one account. Only on one account.
Speaker: for, uh, for, uh, bullying. And I was like, for bullying? I don't know who, I don't know who I was bullying. We were talking about, we were, we were talking about, I don't bully strangers. Are you serious? What the fuck did it do? I was watching.
Speaker: I was watching the breakfast club. And I was thinking, I said, you know, kids out days would not, I was revived. Fucking people nowadays. Man, they were just, they looked down and cried all the time. Well, do you know what? Keep watching with these old class.
Speaker: So I got some things that came in the mailbag. I got this shirt. And Jeff, you would appreciate it because what it says is, you know what's wrong with society today? Because no one drinks out of the skulls of our enemies. Of our vanquished.
Speaker: You know how to say that Rubik's cubes people that could solve Rubik's cubes are really intelligent and
Speaker: I'm literally only look at this like
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Speaker: It's a total of six blocks. Yeah. But then it weren't six blocks. Jesus.
Speaker: Well, uh, coach you to answer your comment. I'm loyal. That's what I am. But, uh, no, uh, as I say, what would the show guys, if you're not already, uh, definitely, uh, check us out on social media at nonsensical nonsense, uh, Facebook, Instagram, uh, Twitter and tick tock. And while you're there.
Speaker: It is posted on all social media, this week's new starting five. So if you haven't already, take a second to vote on who has the best list. And it's clear and readable. It is clear and readable. I will ask one more, maybe small change if you can do it, depending upon what it looks like. For ours, instead of running it all the way across the board vertically, put two on top and two on the bottom. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, make it like a square. I think it might be better for when I try to post it. When I screenshot it, I screenshot it, and I put it into the slide. Almost there. And then you have to stretch it to make it fit. Yeah. And when you stretch it, it really goes weird. Yeah. That's why it's been blurring past. The chatters turned out amazing. Yeah, the chatters box was perfect. Well, except for one thing. Yeah, it turned out really good. What I guess.
Speaker: You forgot a six -pick. Did I? I didn't do it. Yeah, somebody made it. That's why I put it in the comment, I put it in the thing. I hope I got everybody because I love the group. Maddie and Jodie both had it. And getting Beddies, getting Beddies. I was like, where's that fucking email? And you're in trouble, Mr. Glick. Why am I in trouble? Because you forgot to start. You forgot to start. All the ones you start, you did not start Jodie's.
Speaker: I thought I'd start hers. No, you did not. I didn't find it, but you did not start. No, I was like, of all the ones he didn't start. Ooh, I'm gonna get this way in trouble. Considering this is your birthday party, is it? Oh, God. Is tonight your birthday? Uh -oh. Uh, Alex. Who's that? But, uh, Alex, Buckeye Bear, Buckeye Bar. Something like, okay. Some Yugoslavian refugee that we let him into Ohio.
Speaker: Hey, he didn't even fucking remotely. Hey, Glitt, next time in the battle field and your guts are hanging out of your stomach and you're bleeding and you need somebody to save your life, do not call Jeff because he will piss on your face and shoot you in the game of nuts. Well, since we're throwing each other under the bus right now, Jeffrey. Oh, shit! No way! There are more! We have so many notifications
Speaker: If I did, it was by accident. I'm sorry, baby. Thanks, Jeff. No, it was not like, yeah.
Speaker: On that fucking Gmail, there is 66 unanswered emails from yesterday, and it's just from people going live. You have one fucking job. Well, happy early birthday. Actually, mine's a 12 -hour day job. I got a early job. Since we're throwing each other under the bus, Jeffrey, you didn't put Jodie's sixth pick on her list.
Speaker: that I told you specifically to write down and make sure you... I know, but I didn't write it down. You're fired! I was looking at... I was going... I know you looked at a 6 -1, but... I didn't want to just grab one out of thin air. But wait a minute. Was all this uncorrect? I didn't even look at that. Yes, the spelling was correct because I do a new thing. It's already progressed.
Speaker: And they will translate. I was so impressed by the fact that we could actually read it, both of them, and they came across really nice. And I wasn't looking for it. I cannot be responsible for his knuckleheads. I apologize. I knew you had a six pack. I knew you had a six pack. Don't send me a PDF. I did.
Speaker: If it was me doing that, I would have said, hey, quick, I can't remember Jodi's six pick. What was it? But I knew you had one. Some idiot. Go write an answer. I got you back, Jodi.
Speaker: Let's just drive the bus over top of him and put him in time Yeah
Speaker: In Elinor's she writes everything down and says yeah Grounding the only one that's got Jody's back. Okay
Speaker: Go ahead. She says the person who rolls. Says the guy who's currently stuffing his face on the podcast. Says the guy who, again, he's gonna go, he's gonna go, Jeff, you have one job. Mike, you have one job and you forget half the time. You have one job, show up. Show up and you have words of wisdom twice a week. Yeah, I leave, Mike.
Speaker: Damn. My mind is fucked. Anyway, Jesus Christ, yes. Go follow us on social media. Go get your votes in for the starting five. Vote for the Chatterbox and vote for us as well. Also, if you haven't already, download the Haps app. It's a free app. You have nonsensical nonsense to follow. You can join us in here in the old Chatterbox and shoot the shit with us. Thank you.
Speaker: and help us bury each other when we're back in the bus over. And, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and
Speaker: No, Elinors is the worst. Because it is hand written.
Speaker: butthole for diesel you don't even drive a diesel what are you going to diesel for it's that bad it's that bad you know the way the gas prices keep going there's a guy in a truck that pulled up beside me today 125 dollars to fill this fucking truck up let's say god damn yeah he's regretting that decision now ain't he
Speaker: Did you see the TikTok I made it? It's a ton of rims. 10 foot tall rim tires. You're going to have to refresh your screen, Jeff. You were all watchy. I might have to. Yeah, you probably have too much to refresh it.
Speaker: Anyway, he does that. Let me try this one more time. Follow us on social media at nonsensical nonsense. Download Haps, follow nonsensical nonsense, and then get every single episode of the podcast on Anchor Spotify, Google Play, and Apple Podcast, basically anywhere and everywhere you get your podcasts and jellies from. Also, you should tell him that when he comes back one more time, just all throughout the rest of the show.
Speaker: It's just telling to keep doing it. Also, if you'd like to email us, you can email us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. I cannot wait for the sheets to open up. Mike, I heard you, by the way. You know what it is. I put that sound booster on and when I have the sound booster on during the show, I have to turn it off and I forgot.
Speaker: The sound bore and the sound booster is the equivalent to those giant trucks, or those giant tires on that truck, Jeffrey. It's all unnecessary for a laptop. No, it's not. Unless you're overcompensating. It's the worst job I heard. A tiny pecker and a loose butthole.
Speaker: No, the tunes that I listen to, I actually listen to our podcast and another podcast while doing my work when I'm emailing. So you cheat on our podcast, I see how it is. That's OK. Or he cheats on work with the podcast. No, because I'm working while I'm listening. Because I can email and listen to something at the same time. It's called multitasking.
Speaker: I'm multitasked too. I listen to podcasts and take naps. I do work sometimes. I had to work today. Speaking of work, today was the first day of freedom.
Speaker: We were maskless at work today and some people should put the mask back on, I'm just saying. But no, it was funny because you don't recognize people.
Speaker: Yeah. With their mask off. You get so used to seeing this that now that everybody has their mask off, you don't recognize them. Like, people that I would see every single day. I want to start wearing a Batman -style mask from now on so I can be reverse, you know? So from now on, you just see me from here down? Because it'll be the worst. The work life ain't a work life, no more of that. Well, tell her to put the mask back on, damn it. No, like, you know, I go up to the... Oh, all leaves over. Take the mask off. Yeah.
Speaker: I go, uh, you know, I do like, I gotta go in the library every morning and usually when I go in there, cause the library's not open yet cause I gotta do some checks and stuff. But, uh, you know, they got security. Uh, but it was so weird seeing some of them today with, without their mask on because they're, you had to do a double taking. Oh yeah. Yeah. Okay. Now I need you. Yeah. Or like the housekeepers that are in there before the library opens. Yeah. I talk to every one of them every single day.
Speaker: right today it was just like hey now you can actually hear them yeah you can hear them it's like so that's what you look like like one guy talked it they all they all work
Speaker: It's contracted out through Goodwill. Goodwill gives people with disabilities and stuff like that, jobs and stuff. So I talked to him. I talked to him every morning, but it was like the one guy said, he was like, it's nice to actually see your face. You should be the mask michael on.
Speaker: Jesus! The mask was your friend, Chris! The mask was not my friend, it was fucking my beard up. Now I can finally start to get this stupid dip out of my beard. Right? Oh no, I actually got an argument at the mall the other day because here they still have a mask mandate. And I walked in the mall, I walked in the mall, and I didn't have a mask on the security, I was like, you're gonna have a mask! I was like, that just takes, motherfucker!
Speaker: Did you tell him that you take ivermectum and you don't need to worry about it I can still get away with smoking in the mall Why would you smoke in the mall? Because it's an outdoor fucking mall
Speaker: It's just a dickhead move. It's open air. It's open fucking air. We're technically outside. But what about the stores? I don't go in the store while I'm smoking. I'm not an asshole. You know, you've got a big hallway of walls. And then the ceiling is actually glass tile, but it's not connected to the roof. It's not connected to the walls. So it's technically open air.
Speaker: That's how Tanger is. It's just an all open area. So you go into the store. Security tried to yell at me the other day. He's like, you can't smoke at them all. I'm like, we're outside number one, number two. I don't know what you're saying. But I told him in Spanish, so it kind of didn't work. My wife was like, you really fucked that up. I was like, I know. Just look at him with a blank stare. I've done that. I go, huh, huh? And they go, dude, dude. I go, oh, you want to see that?
Speaker: Do what they do up here in the States. Huh? Okay. Okay. Yeah. You don't speak English, huh? I do that game a lot. Every time I get pulled over. We got a bar. What? Tanga has a... It's been a while since I... Go -kart track? It's been a while since... It's like that arcade bar that Mike goes to.
Speaker: Oh! Speaking of Dale, speaking of coach. There's nothing cooler than playing Guitar Hero and then going crap, I got it. We'll see. Drink my beer and then set it back down. Here's the problem. Here's the problem with Guitar Hero. I suck at it. Oh, man. They have novice. They have novice. I've never really played. That's the level I play at. You know, because the novice is just like the main nominee. So you just go, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Speaker: Guitar hero and rock band used to be my jam back in the day. Me and my buddy Kevin, him and I and his wife and my ex, we used to all play all the fucking time. And if they weren't playing with us, Kevin and I still played all the time. Kevin would... Kevin liked to play the guitar, so I would do like the bass and sing at the same time. Or drum and sing at the same time.
Speaker: but uh not that you guys uh not that you guys watch football or know anything about football but Manny's coming back is that the one with the puck yeah okay Manny it's nice and they use Tom Brady yeah that's what I was gonna say Tom Brady's coming back no it's one with red stitching and they play on ice right yeah that one right
Speaker: He said I'm unretiring
Speaker: You know what happened, he got home and his wife was nagging about doing something. He's like, oh shit, I got football season. Back to work, I know. She's like, you know, now you're home. You cleaned the gunners, paint the garage, and get the house ready for paint. And he's like, I got football practice, right? And she's like, I'm retired. He's like, not anymore, I ain't doing all this fucking work. Peyton Jordan kicked more home runs than Gretzky. Gretzky was overrated.
Speaker: How dare you? Yeah, that's what I said. Ooh. You know, I'm not a sports guy, but I fucking know who the fuck gives a fuck about that opinion. Gretzky was OK. I mean, I guess. Why don't you square up to him, see how that works? I'll beat the fucking brakes off him. I would beat that whole yard away. Gretzky. Put him on the list. Put him on the list. You lose. If you want. You lose. Why? Gretzky wasn't a fighter. Gretzky? Even a bruiser.
Speaker: You won the goon. I'll take you out of the way. Have you seen that movie goon? No, I'll take Sidney Crosby. I've seen that movie goon with fucking Sean William Scott. I can't even ice skate.
Speaker: So you're talking a lot of shit for someone that doesn't even know how to play the game. You said square up against him. When you say square up against him, I'm thinking we're going to fight. You know that when you talk, you know what it's called, right? Square up? No, square up is when you square up in a fight, man. Not when you go to skate. I'm big to hell out of Gretzky's old ass. What is his fucking... Is that Colby, Cam? Let's down, boys. You're down, boys. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Speaker: You just said, you just said a sin though. But you know what, you also didn't like Michael Jordan. He doesn't, he doesn't. What's your problem with Jordan? I don't like Michael Jordan. I never denied either one of them. So this is the guy wearing a Jordan t -shirt. I'm wearing a Michigan t -shirt. It's got Jordan right there on your fucking chest. Yeah, because they, because they bought into Nike a while back, or Nike bought into them or some shit.
Speaker: Just because I'm wearing a Nike fucking Michigan shirt doesn't mean it's not like it says Jordan across the back or anything 23
Speaker: Oh, damn, that sucks. Yeah, that sucks. Kim, give me your hearts for the ass. I won't be straight. OK, fair enough. But no, I don't like Chicago Bulls. And I don't like that. You know what it comes down to? You know what it comes down to? You have the same problem with Jordan as I have with certain things. It's too mainstream, so you've got to piss on it. No, no, it's not even that. It all comes down to one fact.
Speaker: I'm a Cleveland Cavaliers fan, I've said it on here before. In the fucking Chicago Bulls and Michael Jordan every goddamn year, the Cavs would make it into the playoffs back in the day, and we'd either run into Michael Jordan and the Bulls at the beginning of the playoffs or at the end of the playoffs, and we could never beat them.
Speaker: So you're mad because you're... He's better than everybody. Yeah, that's called being a sports fan. That's the same thing like... That's the same reason, like, Buffalo. That's the same reason people hate Tom Brady. It's the same reason people hate Tom Brady, especially Buffalo Bills fans. Tom Brady owned Buffalo for 20 goddamn years. Yeah. So, yeah. But the goat is back.
Speaker: He said, sitting in the stands is for some people, but it's not for me yet. Let's fucking go. He's got hope in his business. He's back. Here's the funny thing. If at home, I will not watch sports. So I have one more. Not a single second. However, if I'm at a bar or I'm at the game, I'm in. I have one more year to try to score me a Tampa Bay Tom Brady jersey.
Speaker: Because I can never bring myself to buy a New England Patriots jersey. I hate the Patriots. I hate everything about Boston. The city itself is beautiful. Some popped up. The sports teams I hate. Some popped up and I was like, holy shit. We constantly talk about something that we like. Cheers. You like the T -shirt cheers. You're awesome.
Speaker: I found that out today. Cheers, the TV show that took place in Boston. Oh yeah, I know, I know. But nobody in there had Boston outfits. It seems a little harsh there, Buckeye. Leave the racism out of here. I was like, damn, dude.
Speaker: Yeah, let's not do that. Well, is it 1952? That language? I won't even read it. I've got it slipped up all the time. Yeah, I was going to say, Jen's dropped the in -bomb in here. Too toady. Too toady. Not too toady, but I was quoting. And I was told I'm not allowed to quote. Go blue, that's what's up. I wouldn't go with that.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. No, it was just skip on up like that. Didn't exist. Well, your grandma's not in here. That's like. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, in other areas of news that you guys know nothing about or care nothing about, Scott Hall. Scott Hall formerly known as Razor Ramone from WWF and Scott Hall and the outsiders with Kevin Nash, WCW, NWO, the bad guy.
Speaker: He went in for hip surgery the other day and had three heart attacks while he was in surgery. And his family decided today to pull the plug. They were gonna pull, take him off life support. A WWE legend, an iconic wrestler. Yeah, Razor Ramon came off life support. The bad guy, Chico.
Speaker: You would know him if you've seen him. Probably both of you guys, if you looked him up, he would know. If you remember the original NWO with Hogan, Hall and Nash or whatever, Nash was the big guy. And then the other guy with long hair, he always had the toothpick in his mouth. That was Razor Ramon.
Speaker: Oh, you know what? I found out. Yeah, he was a fucking beast. Before my wife left, we were watching clips of Jimmy Fallon and stuff. Oh, really? That's awesome. And they had Big Show on there. They were doing that phone booth thing where he answered a question wrong. They put so many in your phone booth. Big Show's on there. That dude is 7 '2". Yeah, he's a monster. He's massive.
Speaker: You know, it was Justin Bieber's wife up against Shaq and Big Show standing next to Shaq. Justin Bieber married a girl? Did she really? Yeah, her name's... Yeah, he's married to one of the, I think, Alec Baldwin's daughter. Yeah, I think so.
Speaker: But if you ever get bored, look at Ryan Reynolds on Jimmy Fallon. Holy shit.
Speaker: They played Drunko. If you ever get bored, if you ever get bored just look at Ryan Reynolds. I watched his new movie on Netflix. Did you guys see it yet? The Adam Project? The Adam Project. It was decent. Ruffalo was the one. That movie was a lot better than the one he did with The Rock.
Speaker: I haven't seen that one, but I did see a video clip today where I guess that kid that plays the young version of him was such a fan of the Deadpool 2 movie that he had completely memorized the entire movie by the time he was 11. And there's a video clip of him doing the movie like word for word and on set.
Speaker: with Ryan Reynolds recording him and it started the beginning and I was like it was it was it was cool as hell to see but then it also made me think of Mike and his long -winded explanations because he was like he was like and then it goes and and Deadpool was on the roof and he's going to kill these guys he's like he's giving us cool synopsis well you know what's funny is is Ruffalo
Speaker: plays, not really because it's in the trailer, but he plays that kid and Ryan Reynolds' dad. And the mom is played by Jennifer Garner. And Ruffalo and Jennifer Garner were in that movie 13 Going on 30.
Speaker: Mm -hmm, and there's an interview where she's like she's like it's been so long since 13 going on 30 blah blah blah and the kid walks in he's like in that movie like really old his face is like this He's got more gray hairs than
Speaker: Yeah he does. Well, but Ruffalo's one of those guys, if he's in a movie, I'm in. Dude's amazing. I love him and now you see me? Well, I like that. Yeah. I mean.
Speaker: Name a bad Ruffalo movie. Don't worry, I'll wait. I mean, you can't. I can't even think of that many. Because he's one of those guys that I like. He's famous, but he's not so much where you're like, ooh, the new Ruffalo movies. There was a movie that he was in that sucked, but it wasn't really his fault.
Speaker: music music song where him and Kate what's what's the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean yeah yeah yeah we're thinking about the same movie it was okay but it wasn't it wasn't terrible but it wasn't it didn't blow my mind but I still enjoy it no I like that experience
Speaker: Hey, Jay. What's going on, Carly? Thank you for the follow -up. Glad you enjoyed the show. And I'm the Am Mike. That means I'm large -sized measles, huh? Right? Calm down, little junior. Because I'm excluded.
Speaker: It's medium -sized meat, so that would be good. And the smallest beard in here. But Jeff should be like, Jeff should be like a small. Like if we were like three sizes, it would be value -menu size, like the sheep side. I can't even get my hair to stay up like yours. My hair is baby. My hair is so baby fucking fine if the wind blows, it looks like toupee is flying off or something. You should have seen my hair the other morning.
Speaker: since somebody likes to make fun of my morning hair and you know what i would like to ask no it's not a barrette i say it's i'm done talking to you jay i don't know why i got that far
Speaker: You've been told. How many times do you have to be told? How many times do you have to be told? How many times do you have to be told? How many times do you have to be told? How many times do you have to be told? How many times do you have to be told? How many times do you have to be told? How many times do you have to be told? How many times do you have to be told? How many times do you have to be told? How many times do you have to be told? How many times do you have to be told? How many times do you have to be told? How many times do you have to be told? How many times do you have to be told? How many times do you have to be told? How many times do you have to be told? How many times do you have to be told? How many times do you have to be told? How many times do you have to be told? How many times do you have to be told? How many times do you have to be told
Speaker: But it was a late show after it was after he was the second show after the limo or whatever. Yeah, yeah So I had I figured since you did you remember that the skit that used to do after I win After I went no, no, I honestly I don't get cold after I went so they were they would um, I
Speaker: like do some kind of arm wrestle or some kind of stupid game or whatever. But before they started, they would do like the arm wrestle thing. And then they'd be like, after I win. And they talk about all the things that they would do after they win. And I was like, I figured since it was stupid as hell, but I figured since, um, like you've won all the time, like, let's just make it interesting to start doing after I win right before you review the winner.
Speaker: Well, I'm going to, uh, I'm going to, I'm going to take this 10th win in a row this week and then I'm going to, I'm going to retire. Shut the fuck up. You're not going to do that. I'm going to, I'm going to retire. I'm going to go out on top. Looks like a gay Dom Deloese. Damn it. I read it.
Speaker: You brought this on yourself. Who did? What did I do? You interacted with him. You engaged him. I know. You cannot engage. You can only slightly acknowledge him. You cannot full on engage him and you do it every time.
Speaker: right? You open the door and once the door opens, he's like, he's like a vampire. You've basically welcomed him in again. Oh yeah. Put your blinders on like, like the blinders hat. Yes. Not a boy. Yes. Okay. So we kind of have to
Speaker: Where did Jeff go? Did he have technical difficulties? I don't know. I don't know where he went. He's like, Oh, I got a call. Realize he had to take care of it. Like no matter where it was. I don't know. Oh, my right kind of dysfunction is gone. I gotta go. Damn. Anyways.
Speaker: Yeah, so I forgot what I was even talking about at this moment in time He said oh shit, I got a call I don't know what that means I don't know that many actually had a
Speaker: Who are you going to call? Ghostbusters. All right. Well, I thought, I don't know. I guess, uh, I guess if he comes back, I was trying to message. He was telling to let me know when he's ready to come back. Dead air. That's what we all like.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Give, yeah. Give Jay your, give Jay your cell phone number on, on, on the show. That way you guys can just call and you can just chitchat with you anytime. I think that's a good idea. Um, I'm looking it up right now. You guys could have lots of late night conversations and you guys, you know, you guys can, uh, I can tell, I can give it to you right now. Jerry, are you ready?
Speaker: 2 -8 -1 -3 -3 -0 -8 -0 -0 -4. Hit my drones up on the low. Really? You had the perfect opportunity to just say something so much better than that. A classic, if you will.
Speaker: Really? What classic did I miss other than Mike Jones giving out his exact phone number until he could no longer play the phone, the phone bell and he had to turn it off. Well, that's because he's an idiot and he wanted to make a video. Well, he was an idiot. He gave out his real phone number. But the classic was 8, 6, 7, 5, 3, 0, 9. Oh yeah. Jenny, Jenny. Yeah. Come on, man.
Speaker: I somehow feel this man should be here. 12, 12 dollar foot owns. We know what happened to the last fat guy that did Subway commercials. Oh, yeah. Let's not. How about you not do that?
Speaker: No, no, I would have to chop up my own genitalia and shoot myself. No. That's a hell of a suicide. What? Like, like, like, we don't talk about your red. No, no, no. But can you hear me? Our guy's back.
Speaker: But I don't think he ever did anything, did he? No, no. No, he just switched brands. He just, he just went from Verizon to, he just went from Verizon to T -Mobile. Yeah, he went from Verizon to T -Mobile and just clowns Verizon all the time. I'm like, damn. Verizon said he was too old. Yeah, but
Speaker: Okay. That one was a good one. That was a good one, Jay. I will give that to you. He says every night in jail, they ask Jared, you want the sixth sense or football.
Speaker: And you let him back. You were doing fine. You were doing fine. You know, that's a good one. You just laughed at it. That one was calm. Now you open the door again. Now here comes the fuckery. Here comes the fuckery. Jay, you're not allowed to say nothing else, though. You don't see any fucked it up. See? I told you. Acknowledge him. I'm sorry. Don't engage. Do not engage.
Speaker: Mike never closes the door. What it is is I'm too nice of a motherfucker. It's not being known if you do it today. And I can't never close the damn door. I should be like that rock song. Close the goddamn door. Yeah. You'll eventually learn. Maybe one day you'll learn. No.
Speaker: Every night never learn why do I keep doing this? So how about the Michigan, um, whatever they are I
Speaker: Badgers? Wolverine? I was gonna sit here and wait on you to just finish taking the door completely off the hinges. No. Because I know you want to. Your Lord is my shepherd. Please leave me away from temptation. Well, the Michigan Wolverines men's basketball team is in the March Madness. Yeah. That starts Thursday, I think.
Speaker: Michigan place Thursday. Yeah, I got to fill out my bracket I was gonna do a bracket for all the four of us But I know you and Jeff know nothing about college basketball. So I know you guys just be wanting little girls about it How would we want well first off? Why do you think I would whine about something that I have this much interest? I would just go Tar Heels What do you what do you what do you want to win Tar Heels?
Speaker: They're not playing Tar Heels. Yeah. I know three teams in college basketball. That's the only basketball team I know. What is my state? Iowa? Black Hawk? No. Hawkeyes. Hawkeyes. They're in it. They are in it. We had nine teams from the Big Ten in the NCAA March Madness tournament.
Speaker: I hear the Hawkeye girls do pretty good, but Hawkeye is sports in general or mediocre at best, but they're too inconsistent. They have really good year and then they drop it and they have another good year and then they drop it. You know, that's for all their sports. Well, shock Chicago. They do that per game though. The hockey team. Yeah. Oh, I'm so mad that they're on a rebuild season.
Speaker: Um, well, they're excused for the last couple of years. No, they just got rid of tapes last year. Uh, yeah, that blue jackets do that today. They kill me because like, they went on like a six game win streak and then they're just like, Oh, let's lose the next time. I'm like, you guys are trying to get into the playoffs. You're right on the edge. You're not going to do it this time. You do that right on the edge and they're right on the cusp of a playoff spot. So,
Speaker: We're hoping, I'm hoping they'll make it in this year. I think they, I think they just missed it last year. No, they, they got in last year. Can I get some inside information? On what? I need some inside information.
Speaker: I know this is going somewhere that I don't want it to go. And I'm just going to stare at you until you just say whatever you want to say. Got you. Push the button you say. Well, that was a fun show. We almost made it to fucking break. When are we going to do the best theme songs part two?
Speaker: And I was so fucking pissed I didn't think about it like when we're giving it out uh honestly I Have no idea because I Told we you know Saturday night. We said we would do that down the road yeah Yeah, wicked's already got a whole nother list I
Speaker: Yeah, I actually I actually just working like for a few minutes um I I came up with like four of them and I was like oh shit I can actually yeah, I did four just on top of my head. I was like damn Why can't we do this next week? Well, we got that hundred we got that we're 100 100 Next week, aren't we? Episode 100
Speaker: Mm -hmm. What are we gonna do to celebrate our hundredth episode? We all gonna show up on time? That would be fucking impressive as hell. Celebrating 100, all of us here at the same time. Yeah, that would be absolutely fucking amazing, to be honest with you guys. But I was figuring we could smoke some meth.
Speaker: Oh, best? Well, I do want to lose weight. I mean, I was going to use, you know, swim fast, but fuck it. Let's just... Let's get to our weights in a week. The 100th episode will be announcing my 11th victory in a row. Uh -huh.
Speaker: I got a question. I do have a serious question. After you win 10 times, will you stop gaslighting all the people that vote so other people could win? I don't gaslight anybody. I know without even making a list where votes are going to go. Yeah. I don't have to gaslight anybody. I didn't need to
Speaker: Who are you looking at? Show people my wiener to get them to vote for me every single time. If I showed people my wiener, I would win every time. Yeah, clearly it says otherwise. Just take a picture and say, vote for me. Yeah, clearly it says otherwise, but I'm telling you, I told you, um, y 'all in your last talk, well, I've always, I've never been good at messing
Speaker: But my teacher keeps telling me, just keep trying and maybe I'll figure it out. Maybe. Um, I told you after, after, uh, after Wednesday, when I win my 10th in a row, I'm, I'm, I'm retiring. No, you can't do that.
Speaker: I have to retire, man. Because you know what happens to do that? Well, first of all, you need to be like Rocky and you just need to be defeated and then you can retire. You have to keep giving up that belt. What kind of loser, what kind of loser retires after on a lose, on a, you always retire on a high. You win so many. I'm already better than Tom Brady at this point. I've won more championships than Tom Brady. Have you won more than Rocky? Yeah. I did that like,
Speaker: Seven weeks ago. You want to look up Rocky's numbers? Rocky Balboa. Yeah. He only won the championship twice and he lost it twice. He lost in Rocky one. He won in Rocky two. He lost in Rocky three. One again in three. Yeah. There was no championship.
Speaker: There was no championship in Rocky 4. Then he went and beat Russians champion. But that wasn't for a championship. That was an exhibition bout. And then Rocky 5 doesn't exist. How many fights, see, because I remember, was it three where Mr. T went off and said that he was getting easy fights? So he had fights before that. Every fight, every victory, not just a champion. How many fights did he do?
Speaker: I don't know because none of those mattered. It had nothing to do with the movie. The main plot is what has to do with the movie. The main fights, the main attraction. That's what we're talking about. We're not talking about the montage that they did at the beginning of the fucking movie that showed Rocky winning 400 fights in a row. Exactly. We're talking about the... He lost Apollo. He beat Apollo. He beat Drago.
Speaker: So he's two and one. It doesn't even matter. Rocky five didn't happen. Wait a minute. Did he, did he, did he beat, did he beat Thunder lips? Did he win that one or did they just call the fight?
Speaker: I don't think he won. I think they just called it because they got so out of it. I don't want to watch that again. Cause that was, that was crazy. Um, and then I didn't even, you know, yo, you watch TV and you watch these wrestlers and you're like, you can see that they're big, you know, but you're like, you really don't know how big they are. And when, um, Hulk Hogan was standing the fucking Rocky,
Speaker: Yeah, but Stallone's only like four and a half feet tall. That's what most people forget. Oh really? I thought Stallone gets close to our height. Now he's a little guy. Oh, he's a little guy? Yeah, Stallone's, I mean, he's five something and he's not six foot. Uh, well, everybody knows Tom Cruise is short. Oh yeah.
Speaker: What's really funny is when you stand him next to a girl and he's taller, and you know he's stepping on its stool. Yeah, Stallone's 5 '9". Oh, OK. Show him his average.
Speaker: I mean, I actually think that's above average. I think average is like. I have no idea. I have no idea, to be honest with you. But I mean, compared to the quote unquote action guys, he's a shorter guy. I mean, I think Arnold Schwarzenegger is over six foot. Steven Seagal is. Dolph London is like 10 feet tall. Yeah, he is.
Speaker: But I was actually, I was thinking about it, there are a lot of short, because Statham might be maybe six foot, maybe. But I don't think he is. I actually thought of Statham as about 5 '8 as well. And I don't think Van Damme is. If he's six foot, he's like. Van Damme's short. Van Damme's short. And Jet Li's really tiny.
Speaker: Oh, you almost got me without the filter. You almost got me without the filter, but I'm really awkward. Jay. Because I wanted to say something. Jay, are you really only five six? Huh? Jay said he's only five six. Who's opening the door now? That's not a door opening. That's a that's a that's an acknowledgement.
Speaker: That's not an engagement. See? You see the answer I get? See, there's a difference between engaging and acknowledging. I'm not even doing neither.
Speaker: Now you're just being rude. Now you're just being rude. Now you're just ignoring him. Now you're an asshole. I'm okay with it. With some of the stuff that he has said to me, I am really okay with him thinking I'm an asshole. I said anything to you compared to some of the shit that he said to me. Trust me.
Speaker: This motherfucker said some god -awful things. Yeah. Yeah! But no, like I said, I'm going to take this 10th victory in a row, and I'm going to go out on top. I'm going to let my legacy shine as the ultimate, ultimate icon. So you should come off and talk shit. Well, first off, we have an issue with your little retirement. We don't have 20.
Speaker: sports teams or even 20 co -hosts, we have four. What made the competition interesting was when we went to three, because when it was between you and Jeff, it was pathetic, but you know, we went to three, made it more interesting, and now we have four.
Speaker: No, you can't just retire like that. There's not 400 people that step up and take your place. I'm sorry. And how are we going to do this? You're just not going to have pics then? A champ knows when it's time for him to... That means that you're just not going to have pics. That also means that if you don't have pics, then you have enough time to type it all out for Jeff. So the list is correct.
Speaker: So, okay, I'll do that. I'll do that. I'll do that. You retire. Basically, you retire. You get to wear another hat. Yeah. Then complain about having and do more work. I will type all that out and then Jeff can do everything else that I do. No retirement is not allowed. Hey, you know, sometimes Hey Tina.
Speaker: sometimes oh damn yeah I'm kind of curious to know what the winning song is I'm gonna I'm gonna go out with a retirement bay I'm gonna let you guys bask in my glory and wish me bon voyage into my next adventure and then
Speaker: somebody else can somebody else wins 10 in a row and it looks like they're gonna take the 11th spot you're just you're gonna come out retirement let's do this for real
Speaker: uh you know sitting as as the great tom brady once said sitting in the stands are for some people but they're not that's not for me not yet yeah i'm back bitches here's my list on a saturday i'm gonna show up on monday with my list be like fuck you guys
Speaker: We're gonna be like, nope, don't count. You're retired. You're like, watch the time I check. Everything I do counts. Jeff and Micah are in timeout indefinitely. Well, I mean, Jeff is gone. You kicked him out of the show. I didn't kick him out of the show. He left on his own accord. It didn't look like it to me. It looked like it was going away.
Speaker: I didn't touch anything. I put a message there because he dropped himself down. And I thought he was just going to hang out backstage. I was like, well, I'll just bring you back as soon as he's ready. And then he left. I was like, the hell did he go? You heard his feelings. Now he's going to be late tomorrow.
Speaker: I don't know. Tomorrow he'll be super early. He'll be early for Wednesday's show if he shows up tomorrow. That'll be a vast improvement. That's just when you just shake your head and be like, you're a dumb fuck. You know that? Jeff's going to message us in the group chat tomorrow. Hey, I'm ready. Where are you guys at?
Speaker: Yeah. Jeff, it's Tuesday, buddy. No, don't tell him. Just be like, we'll be in in a minute. We'll be there in a minute. Hold on a second. I got caught up doing some stuff. We'll hop on. Yeah. And then the next day, he'd be like, you motherfuckers. You got the intro song, right, Jeff? You got the intro song? You know how to do the intro to the show. You know the intro song.
Speaker: Oh yeah, I wanted to say all that, but I don't know, at the beginning of the show too, if you wouldn't have shut the fuck up so I could - Yeah.
Speaker: I like it when you just keep us backstage until you're done with your intro. You bring us off. I think I might have to start doing that. In all honesty, just keep you fuckers backstage until I can get out the social media and all that and this, that, and the other thing. But I do want to take a real quick break. Yeah, it is time. Just because I need to go get another glass of water. Water. High quality H2O.
Speaker: You know what, I would say this is just because you put it in a koozie so we can't see what it is, that's the thing you can then call it water. I know what you fuckers do on TikTok. It's not a koozie, first of all. It's a cup. Speaking of which, that cup, I meant to say tumbler, but that tumbler, does that have your name on it, sir? Yeah. Almost like the same tumblers that we sell on our merchandise store? Mm -hmm. Oh, okay.
Speaker: one of my old shows I used to do the glitch show obviously no this is this is from this is from the glitch show now you can actually see it
Speaker: That was a that was a gift from somebody who used to watch one of my old shows. I could, if I could see it, have a magnifying glass. Oh, my God. I'm going to break. I'm going to break. I'm going to break. We'll be right back. Enjoy Little Black Top. Just kidding. Enjoy this liberty, liberty, liberty. Our latest song, my black top photo, is provided by Progressive, apparently.
Speaker: Liberty mutual. Oh, it's Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Blacktop Mojo. We'll be right back. There ain't no sunshine. It's a cloudy day.
Speaker: And when it's cold outside Nobody's there for me And I guess you say What can make me feel this way, my girl Talking about my girl
Speaker: She don't call me That stings like a bee There's no music now No birds in the trees
Speaker: I guess you say, why can't you make me feel this way, my girl? Talking about my girl
Speaker: She took all my money Who gave me back my name And she left me all alone Standing in the air
Speaker: I guess you say what can make me feel this way
Speaker: And welcome back to Nonsense Go Nonsense, guys. Hopefully you're enjoying the show so far. It's a bit of a crazy train tonight. But that's what we do. Sometimes we go a little off the rails, but it is what it is. There was our guys who are currently on the road, hopefully maybe come into a city near you guys, check them out on social media, get their tour dates, Black Top Mojo, with their reimagining of My Girl, which has become a
Speaker: Not only a personal favorite on this show, but also I think the fans have really begun to like it. But if you're not already, check those guys out wherever you stream music and on all social media at BlacktopMojo.
Speaker: Speaking of music, the intro that we do at the beginning of every show, shout out and a huge thank you to Rock Lee of EDM for providing that for us. He did all the music and...
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Speaker: Well, money's calling I got answer Well, she told me about a new show that she thinks we might like it's called No, it's actually called Succession
Speaker: She said it's very, very similar to Yellowstone with all the backbiting. It's about a multi -billion dollar family. And the dad is old. They're all biting for CEO of the company. Like Jeff Bezos, Rich. Looks like Tony D. is gonna be able to join us after all. I know, I see that. Look at that. All of us here on the Monday.
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Speaker: Right all right off the fucking rip man like you can't even let him get in and get situated get comfortable or anything like that already it would not be us if we let somebody relax and
Speaker: You just ran off, we just ran off the last racist. We gotta run you off too? Wow. Ain't nobody just doing better at intro than that right there. You might be right. That was a good intro. You might be right. Was it a good intro? Was it really though? It works, it works fucking it works. Yeah, mother had you.
Speaker: At this point I just give up Oh Are we gonna get into who do you want it since we're all here? Would you like to get into the wheels versus doors discussion or do you want to wait till Wednesday? Oh
Speaker: No, we can, we can get into that. I'm glad you brought it up. Honestly, honestly forgotten about it. Well, I actually did a little research and the person that posted it on Twitter that him and his buddy were arguing about it. He set up a vote and 56 % of people said wheels. I agree. I think I was team wheels. Well,
Speaker: I'm kind of on the fence, because every time I think of another thing that has wheels, I think of another thing that has doors. Well, see, have you thought about wheel bearings and... Well, for instance, on your car. When you want to add wheel bearings... When you add wheel bearings, you've got a minimum of two doors. Well, every mechanical motor here... Yeah, I mean, flywheel... Has wheel bearings.
Speaker: All of it. Drive shafts, all of it. On a semi, you have a shit ton of wheel. It wheelbarrows now. What is a wheelbarrow? It's a wheel.
Speaker: That's debatable, but I think you have two circular items with all bearings in the middle. Yeah, but it's not called a wheel. It's a wheel bearing. It's literally named wheel bearing. No, it's a pronoun. Wheel is the pronoun for the bearing. It's the opposite of a preposition.
Speaker: Thank you. That was the word. I think I think the debate. I think the debate was it was a simplistic question of wheels or don't worry. It's not breaking it down to years and we'll I think we'll bearings or anything else like that. Yeah, I know that that was my my thought as well. Like I don't consider a gear a wheel. Even though it's round, it's a gear.
Speaker: Right, wheel bearing is a bearing, not a wheel. OK, I'm going through the chat. Did they take the scout hall off of my support already? Yes. Hey, Jess. OK. Yeah, they took him out today. Hey, Jess. How you feeling? I'm going to say they were going too, but shit. Yeah, that's fine. That's fucking horrible. I know I'm late to apologize, but that's fucking horrible. That's a big blow to the wrestling world. I don't care who you are.
Speaker: Yeah, we had that discussion earlier. No matter who it is, if you're taking somebody off watch support, that's gonna be a tough call. I don't know if I could be the one to make the decision to pull the plug.
Speaker: Maybe I'm one of you guys, but... No, no, don't get me wrong. If it comes down to certain people, yes, it's super easy. But a loved one? Yeah, yeah. A loved one? Someone I actually... Yeah. I mean, yeah, don't get me wrong. Some Karen somewhere? Yeah, I'm blowing the plug, no problem. Yeah. So, we're in this motherfucker.
Speaker: If it's an enemy, oh yeah, I'm calling. I'll pull it. Let me pull the plug, actually. But on a loved one, fuck, dude, that's gotta be tough. Yeah, loved one, I don't think I could. I think I'd have to ask or have a discussion with a loved one before I could, because I personally don't want to be resuscitated. Well, see, that's another question. I don't even think I would have an easy time doing it on a quote unquote enemy.
Speaker: I'm gonna pull my own plug just so you fuckers don't have No, I'm pulling as as as
Speaker: What's up to everybody in the chat? Hey, Tina. Hey, Jessica. What did it tell you to do? Yeah, Tina came in. Well, I helped. I don't want to talk about it, but I have a known representation. That was a model. So that decision was on me, and that was my final wish. Right. So you can hold upon them. In the military, I have taken a life.
Speaker: And it's that first one is hell on earth. I don't care who you are. I don't care who it is. Yeah, but So I get what you're what Chris is saying on how it could be. It would be hard on anyone Well, I mean how many of you killed before you stop caring? You care for everyone
Speaker: There is no number. There is no number. Because to this day, to this day, it's to this day, I still have nightmares about it.
Speaker: I had a very bad fucking day. So I apologize to everybody up here. Um, and then we can do it help, sir. Oh, I think this is helping.
Speaker: I'm going to have to go ahead and snooze that pose. Yeah. I actually had a full help. Well, let's go ahead and get your mind off something, off of everything. Tony, do you have a question? Get to the funny. Yeah, go ahead. Sure. Well, this is for Tony. Well, Jeff, you too. I think we lost you right as I was talking about it. So did you remember a late, late show with Jimmy Fallon? With who? Yeah. Jimmy Fallon. Do you remember that after I win bits that he would do with people?
Speaker: I only watch I only watch clips of Certain celebrities on YouTube that my wife and I that's three of us. I have no idea what the hell you're talking about at this point. Yeah It's one of those things like we fell into a rabbit hole of certain celebrities doing stupid
Speaker: I think he was trying to be creative with that talk show. I want to thank everybody for asking what they can do to help. If I may have a soapbox moment since I'm waking up. I was pissed. Me and Jason's mom got into it. I was having a split up argument, and she started going off, and I literally had to get me a customer out, which I tried not to get out of character. I want to thank everybody for asking and everything.
Speaker: Let me go ahead and say, Tina, I'm happy to see you. You cannot leave from now on until we were not unlisted because your ass is competition and I'm looking for you. Somebody just been hell around, god damn it.
Speaker: That's for me to you. I want to tell you that, honestly, personally, truthfully, totally, and believefully. Live on camera. Do you just want us to add you to the chatters box list? I know. When we do that. You're taking like competition with us, not with us. Oh, yeah. I'm going to get something else in a second. Jessica, I've seen your name. I haven't seen you in a minute. Good to see you back. Betty, I appreciate the support. Eleanor, god damn it. You know I'm happy to see you. Y 'all, you know that. You stop playing with me.
Speaker: I want to give everybody, and of course those, or me to everybody out there, I am very proud of Glick for handling himself properly Saturday night. I don't care what nobody says, this motherfucker does have self -control. He does get kudos. He has actually gotten kudos from somebody else for trying to do what I get accused of doing too much up here.
Speaker: I got accused of putting on a cape. You've got kudos for trying to resolve a situation. You got accused of putting on a cape and you said, fuck it. I don't help nobody. No, he put on the cape to help somebody. And it actually worked. I had a witness. Fuck your feelings. Told you. So big ups to Glit. He did not go to help anybody. No. You resolved the issue some time ago.
Speaker: here, or perhaps, and you had some respect for it. I just want to let you know, somebody up in here, somebody told me that you was trying to step up to resolve a situation that actually worked. So you do what I do, so I understand what you're telling me. I'll pat myself on the back. I didn't know I did anything like that. I know Saturday night, I know Saturday night, I... You did damn good.
Speaker: I'm not gonna lie to you, you did damn good. I actually, Mike and Jeff, for those of you who don't know, I actually took myself out of a situation before I went off because somebody was talking so far out of their ass. He's gonna have to change his name from nonsensical to sensical after that. I'll give you how you're doing, but I appreciate everybody up in here. The biggest help has been the fact that
Speaker: We are there for each other to trip each other out. You all are there in the chat box to support what we got going on, as diverse as we are, as much fun as we have up here. I don't know if you can leave from now on. Okay, now I can get back on my shit, because I really, literally, damn, would curse her out the way she cussed me out. I went over school un -given a fuck, man. Oh my God. It comes down to everything that's left of God, we're going to fuck, bro.
Speaker: I'm sorry that you had such a bad date, Tony. I'm sorry I had a bad date. I appreciate it. A lot of things that I tell you, I had to happily remember myself. That's how mad I was. I understand that. I've been on that road. I do want to have some wisdom. Stonebite. Absolutely understand that. Postscript, if you will. Then we all learn how to talk to each other without talking down to each other from now on. That's a good one.
Speaker: That goes male, female, orange, yellow, black, purple, south, east, west, well, penguin. I don't give a damn who you are. Maybe we all learn how to talk to each other without having to talk down. Seriously. I agree. That would be refreshing. I agree with that. I had that same kind of, well, a similar situation with my ex, Frida, and instead of letting her get under my skin and aggravate me and get the reaction she wanted out of me, I just,
Speaker: Kind of walked away, brother. I wrote it? Nope. I'll be the bad guy. I'm not going to sit here and argue with you. I wasn't going to let her piss me off. And she didn't, for the most part. She really didn't. And I didn't let her see. You had a hell of a weekend between Friday and Saturday. You did both. Hold it. Could somebody please drink a beer for this motherfucker?
Speaker: Anybody are we in a loop anybody who's watching this no I was trying to look on Facebook
Speaker: Yeah, no, it's on Facebook. I got Facebook pulled up on my phone. Hey. Hey, Tony. Yes, sir. I wanted to tell you something. I got it. I'm like, oh, we look good. It was freezing for a second. What the hell did he just say? I don't know. He's glitching out. I don't even know what the hell he's showing us. What is that? OK. Yeah.
Speaker: I have no idea some Star Trek nerd shit. You know, you know, you know what's happened. You know, it's happened, right? Ever since ever since I made a heel turn on you guys.
Speaker: and created the GWO. In the outside world, I've been a better person. Since I've become the bad guy on the show, in real life, I've become a better person. Okay, I'm going to let you feel good about that. Is that a, so continue letting win kind of thing?
Speaker: So don't let me, well, Jim, since Stoney wasn't here, I went on ahead and I announced early that after I get my 10th win this week, I will be retiring from the starting five as greatest champion of all time. The goat, if you will, I'm gonna change my name from the goat. You guys will address me as the goat.
Speaker: I have more championships than Tom Brady, more championships than Michael Jordan, more championships than Wayne Griffin. Yes, but they actually worked hard for theirs. More? I guess I would have to buy my victories if I wanted to be like the Yankees.
Speaker: The Browns have eight championships, thank you very much. And yes, I have more than the Browns. Shit championships or what? I'm just saying. Head of Bell Championships before the Superboy era. After Mick Glick had the Wayne theme song. Yeah, it's terrible. That NWO theme song is classic and I hate him for it. That shit is dope. What was it? I'm kind of curious to know what it was, Tina.
Speaker: I think she said I had the winning theme song this week. She hates to admit to it. See, I'm the bad guy. Everybody loves the bad guys. Like, everybody loved Rick Flair back in the day. It's DuckTales. What's going on, buddy? It's DuckTales. That was a sweet -ass pic, though. Yes. You guys cannot... You can't deny that pic. I was explaining the pics to my wife, and I said, Mike and Chris went full cartoon era.
Speaker: Well Tony did two. Yeah but he has less cartoons than... I only had two. I only had two. Bullshit. I only had two. I think I'm the one with three. I consider Power Rangers a live action cartoon.
Speaker: At that point, I was just making it what it is. It's not. I don't want to hear this. It says the guy who says the guy who took Darkwing Duck. Hey, man, with this. Hold up. Hold up. Don't you? Don't you?
Speaker: I'm not talking shit. I'm just saying. But what I will say is maybe it's been so long since Tony D has been in school that he forgot his numbers. But Voltron was one guy, and Power Rangers were five and six. From when five men was five and one was six. Well, Voltron was five. Voltron was five. It was five lines to make one person. They made one guy. There were five lines, 15 cars, and three different Voltrons.
Speaker: Voltron was a Transformers knockoff. Okay, now you'd be a disrespect. No, that was a goddamn Goebbots.
Speaker: We did discuss Tina Saturday night down the road we are going to revisit the theme song
Speaker: It was not as easy as it sounds. I will honestly admit, I am running out of TV things, but I could do another one. You said Go Boss was the original. No, no. Go Boss was the original. Go Boss was the original. Yes, I see that. Nobody saw Battle of the Rocklords. Nobody. Nobody existed. This was some kind of weird fantasy that Tony had.
Speaker: Yes. Mike, you also had to remember that back when Tony was there. When Tony was a kid, the only cartoons they had were the flip books. You know, they'd draw the little pictures and then they would flip. But that was cartoons for Tony. I thought cartoons for Tony was actually like the tape drawings.
Speaker: I'm gonna take that as a compliment since you can't understand what hieroglyphics really mean.
Speaker: H -I -A, how do you spell that? My point is that, I'm a really good person. So you can't even spell either of them. Spelling is hard, I think it's you. Oh, no, you were not, there you go. So you had two people and only about to hit one. And Tony is my thousand.
Speaker: years old. There's a big difference. It's not zeros. I'm not 5000 years old, but I'm older than you. Give or take 5000 years. For the dog. Give or take. It's not the age. It's the miles. I got a question. And for Tony, it's a lot of both of you. The both of you really are older than me. Seriously. I almost want to question that.
Speaker: Are you sure? How could you be so sure? Tony is on the sly asking how old you are Tina. How old am I ladies? Tina's correct. Are you sure you're older than me?
Speaker: You want to go there Which means you're right up my alley Okay, let me look at your profile a bit closer To make sure you're good enough for her first of all I
Speaker: That's gonna happen. I will let you do a background check cuz the picture is actually pretty fucking stunning And I see the name I get it. I ought to change mine, but she's pretty good. Even though it doesn't know my age Yes, Betty. She tried to call me. I don't know about wicked Italian eyes. I'm not sure she's older than me Hey, yo Mike, can I tell you something? You got some pretty attractive friends up here cuz they better be careful
Speaker: You're right, there are some pretty protective friends up here. Nobody hurts Tina. Nobody hurts Tina. Tina is 75. She's younger than me. She's younger than me. But Tina is older than me, yes. Tina is older than me. With her, Tina is younger.
Speaker: Well, that's a first in, uh, nonsensical nonsense where, uh, where, uh, where, uh, shot his shot to the chatterbox. The whole damn chatter's box. It wasn't the whole. Just to clarify, Tony is single and ready to mingle.
Speaker: I'm not officially single yet. I'm still waiting on that to be done, too. Once that's done, there's gonna be some problems in the United States of America. Oh, boy. God, I live in Mexico. You're right. Tony's not gonna have... Tony's not gonna just have half -states. He's gonna have real AIDS.
Speaker: He's gonna start sticking his pecker in anything that is faster than him. Is it nailed down? If it's not faster than him, he's gonna get it. I see you, buddy. Go on, protect your people. No, I'm not gonna hurt y 'all. It still sounds more like a tweet, and it does impress me. Tony's new motto is two tenths a whole heartbeat.
Speaker: I have been there and that gets old trust me it cost too much because I'm awesome that's why you failed those comments
Speaker: Oh speaking of speaking of Mary my wife is an Amsterdam and she sent me a picture I don't know I can't remember who was we brought on that Told us about James James yeah, I gotta send you I'm sending you guys on chat a picture that my wife sent me and I was fucking died, dude
Speaker: It's actually a video, sending it to you now. Check that out. It is literally from, it's the window of the sex museum. And some of these condoms they got hanging in the window are the funniest fucking thing you've ever seen.
Speaker: Look at the one she focuses on. How fucking funny is that? It's a fucking giraffe on the end of a condom. What is, like, inflatable. I'm going to post a video on, right? I lost it, man. She said you could see her. I'm not going to look. I'm not going to look. Two o 'clock in the morning, she's running around. She had landed, and she was hungry. So she's walking around trying to find something to eat. And she walked by the swimming pool. Did you actually see her? She was hungry.
Speaker: Yeah, right. So she went to the sex museum? Is that where you live? It's Amsterdam, dude. She's literally like two blocks from the red light district. Yeah. You know what, Jimmy? Go ahead. We'll see. Can we post that on to Facebook and Instagram? I'm going to. I'm going to. Amsterdam, yeah. The fact check works again. What? Holy shit. She hasn't gone in. And I asked her for pictures of the red light district, but cameras are forbidden.
Speaker: Yeah, I was going to say, you're probably not allowed to. Yeah, it's 100 % forbidden. They have cops standing around. They don't mind if you're smoking something, but if you got your phone out taking pictures, they get pissed. It happens when the red light district stays in the red light district. I can respect that. I can respect that.
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, I'd like why that why you haven't posted up on our social media. I don't know yet. Well, I really just remembered I was going to wear that condom and what person's gonna let you use that on them is my question. Right? I don't I well, there were several there were several of them that were hanging up in that window. It's just like
Speaker: I can't understand the logistics of it. Have a figurine at the end of it is more dangerous than a booty car when you're married. I don't care who you are. But I saw that and I lost it. I literally sent her an audio of me laughing my ass off back.
Speaker: Okay, I'm posting it to Facebook right now on our page. It's like OG classic was here too. What's happening? Buckeye Bear was here. It's an eight second video. Buckeye was in here and then he said that he made a comment and ran off because everybody got on him. This motherfucker got a damn picture that says small dicks matter. I'd just be damned. Cam was here. I'll scroll through the comments. I'm sorry, y 'all. I'll try to get caught up.
Speaker: Lotta, lotta people been comin' in, comin' through, comin' in and out. Maybe it was here. Yeah, that video is now up on our Facebook page, by the way. Oh, actually, it's posting. There it is. You just don't believe in, like, captions or anything. No, I don't. No, you just figured the fuck out. You're like, tick tock. I know, that's what he does. That's what he does with our starting five list. Here it is. No, I did not. I actually, I typed out. Here it is. I hashtagged it. How do you spell Millennium Falcon?
Speaker: Unbelievable. You try typing and working at the same time. And while yelling at kids.
Speaker: And Jody was saying the same thing. Jody said that, I haven't heard back from her so I don't know if she, but she said that we were like replaying. We were in a loop. That's why I asked. And then I seen that Tina said that, Tina and I think Betty and a couple other people said that they had to leave and come back. And that's, as I told Jody, I said, you might have to try refreshing your feet or just leave and come back. I don't know what's going on. Let me pull halves up on my phone. It's working. I've got Facebook pulled up on.
Speaker: Yeah, but if Facebook and HAPS are two different things. Yeah, but if HAPS is frozen up, then Facebook is going to freeze up. Anything that happens on HAPS, it happens everywhere we put the life. Oh, it does? OK. Yeah, because this is like the home for it. So when I fuck up and I hit the wrong button or when we drop, you know, if you guys drop out or whatever, if it freezes, it happens across the board on everything. Right. Yeah.
Speaker: Awesome we have a We have a new fan. She likes the show So what's up again? What's up? What's up Carly? Young lady that Jody's working with tonight. Oh, they're watching the show and She's been watching there. So she likes the show Hey, she got a shout out from off. They're all four of us I've got a pretty bad broadcast coming up soon. I
Speaker: He's probably gonna get in trouble for it. Y 'all please stand by. A pretty bad broadcast? Yeah, I'm gonna go off. And I'm trying not to do it. It stopped me last night. I'm starting to feel... I think it's got something to do with that full moon because motherfuckers have lost their minds. Oh, Jody said she's also gonna vote on the list. Yeah, Jody. Nice. I'm calling it now. Vote for me.
Speaker: Uh, if you know what's good for you, good for me. Or I'll, I'll gaslight the shit out of you. That's a gas -spotted bullshit! That's a gas -spotted bullshit! If you don't vote for me! You know what? Shit. I'm for free. Says, says Mr. Thirstrap on Facebook for me. Or TikTok. Who? You. How do you know what I am? Oh, Michael. Yeah.
Speaker: You saved it. Your wife then told me you watch it. You watch it 15 times in a row before you go to bed. She said you watch it. You watch it 20 times just so you can get it up. So you can disappoint her again. What's going on? One of my friends from military, he said the same thing.
Speaker: Yeah, Tina. Everybody's losing their mind every now and then. Tony! People have called me psychotic, but I'm prone to snap. I admit that. Tony, if you're gonna snap and you're gonna lose your cool, I need you to remember four little words. What's that? What would Glick do? That dude's gonna say that shit.
Speaker: I got a better statement for you. If it's not on the gram, it's a scam. Not the old Glick. Don't do what I used to do. Do what I do now. You was a steam engine under pressure. I said this motherfucker. You knew that. You was about to snap. You're right, lady, and thank you, but damn it. Well, my time on this level is about right here. Yeah. And I think that's half of what was wrong with me today. So should I start with black jokes now so I can get you really steamed up before you go?
Speaker: Come on, I got a couple good ones right in the back pocket, ready to go. Yes! Yes! You ever see lessons? Who's going there? Guess who's going there?
Speaker: That doesn't mean she's gonna vote for your list.
Speaker: She might get GWO spray painted on her back if she doesn't vote for me.
Speaker: Old school NWO style. Tony knows that. Remember how they used to do back in the day on WCW? Everybody who votes against me won't give me branded GWO.
Speaker: Yeah, just just like a yellow stone, you know, they brand them with the yellow stone Because I get gas for me
Speaker: No wonder why he's got 10 in the bank. You see, he's over here talking. Everybody that votes for other people, hey, you have a nice family. Something wouldn't happen to him. Let me introduce you to my cousin. He sells insurance, you know, because accidents, they happen every day. All right, hey.
Speaker: You wouldn't want something bad to happen to your family now, would you? Easy. These are my associates. And I'm like, oh, this is my associates, Smith and Wesson. These are my associates. This is Vinnie kneecaps and Tommy Knuckles. Say hello. Say hello, boys. No, no, this is Des. This is Des and Troy. When you put them together, I hate this Troy. Now, I got your vote, right? Right? I got your vote. Now, don't I?
Speaker: Now that you don't threaten them. I have never asked for any of them to threaten anybody. I got to get that 10th in a row so I can retire. Got to retire. I got to finish this. Going out of champ. See, the thing is, what happens if somebody else wins? What happens if somebody else wins Wednesday?
Speaker: And that means you only have nine in a row. Dude, if somebody else wins every day, I win on Wednesday. I'm still working. I'll put that three in my head. It's not going to happen. I have nothing to curse if I win, because it doesn't matter. Just don't worry about it. Joe and his friend likes my list. What'd you say your name is, Chris?
Speaker: What did you say? Uh, Carla. Okay, well she hasn't voted yet. Carla. Hey, Carla. So far, Betty's voted, Cameron's voted, Samantha, Kayla, Vicki, Justin, and Cheyenne. Cheyenne voted? Cheyenne Henn, Bailey?
Speaker: Yeah, she voted for you. What? Dude! Mike, you're pulling up some numbers, brother. It's the pinky and the brain, man. Pinky and the brain got pulled. The Ducktales. The Ducktales. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. I guarantee it.
Speaker: but bring that poll chris that's meant to be happy and many acts there but i was like uh... pinky in the brain more than any and uh... words are hard well there so i have bad news for your brother you don't have a single vote on facebook
Speaker: Well, that's what happens when you go off - Well, it's on TikTok, it's on Instagram, and it's on Twitter as well. Yeah. I was just reading off Facebook, but - And if I can get the episode up tonight, there'll be a poll up with the episode. Yeah. Yeah. So. DuckTales is my head in place to this. Yeah, you can't argue with DuckTales. I mean, that's like - That is a good poll. I will give you guys some of that. That is a really good poll. DuckTales with the shit. When you did that, I was like, fuck, you weren't supposed to remember that.
Speaker: But I do have to say, in my own defense, listen to the words of the Golden Girls song. That song will just make you feel good about yourself. Oh, yeah. I mean, the Golden, look, everybody had, I couldn't really, I didn't know half of Tony's list, because I wasn't born, and that sounds fine. But, you know what, speaking of Tony's headshot on the launch. Everybody had good, everybody had good. That was like, never heard of it. Yeah.
Speaker: Animaniacs. Pitbulls. I do have to admit, I was listening to the Great American Heroes song today. There was some awesome lists. We do when the Chatterbox list comes up. Those, you all may, I love what everybody picks. I really do. Everybody picks something fucking different. Nobody really likes the stage for the most part. There's very few double dipping.
Speaker: Yes. A lot of a lot of awesome. A lot of the lists were awesome for real. I have fun doing this. That was a great poll. Yeah, that's well. Hey, hey, where's the monkey? Easy, easy, easy, easy. Calm down. Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. I can't read. You're talking here. You got to be careful.
Speaker: Jeeves and Wooster is a very obscure... is Jeeves? Jevath? Jeeves. Well, it's actually Jeeves and Wooster. Because when I looked it up, it said, I put in Jeeves and it gave me nothing. And when you put in Jeeves and Wooster, it's actually a British TV show. Yeah, that's a good show. Stephen Fry. What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker: DuckTales is a single, probably the single greatest cartoon theme song of all time. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. You really want to do this? It is, it is, it is the most... Is this really what I'm doing? It is the one that will stick in your head the fastest. Do you really want to do it? It will definitely stick in your head. It's an earworm. It will stick in your head. It's still stuck in my head. Do you really want to do it? I know you don't want to have this conversation right now because you literally jumped on my coattails and picked Darkwing Duck and then you jumped on Mike's coattails and picked Animaniacs.
Speaker: uh on the chapters box of champions the sixth pick of
Speaker: I do have to say, I'm the only one who didn't jump on anybody's coattails except for I did take different strokes just to piss off Tony. We're not really busy, Mom, just kind of sticking to it. I thought you picked up because I did move it on up. We're listening to you. No, actually, I only had seven. I only had seven. I only had six. I only had to look up more.
Speaker: And what got me was Chris is all in the family. Got me looking at mama's family. And that's where Family Ties and Different Strokes came from. I think Silver Spools is a better theme song. It is a good theme song. Yes, Tina. I will be listening when you have one that's an awesome cartoon. I can't wait. I want to hear it. But Duck Tales had a great song. Oh, I know which one it is.
Speaker: Murs was a classic song. But, if you go on under her, I saw one more. Because she told me what it is. And it's an amazing one. Greatest cartoon theme song. I think I might have to take the Flintstones on that. Really? Everybody knows it.
Speaker: You know, the Flintstones originally was not, was an instrumental. And, uh, the first three seasons, I think it was, or four seasons, it was an instrumental Flintstones. But it sounded, yeah, but it sounded too much like the, uh, Bugs and Daffy song that they did on Looney Tunes. So then they redid the song and put lyrics and stuff with it. And they introduced it in the fourth season. There was a, there was a bit, there was a bit on Bugs and Daffy on Looney Tunes that they did regularly.
Speaker: that it sounded similar to. So they rearranged it and added lyrics. And it was, I think they introduced it in the fourth season of the Flintstones. So I think like 60, Flintstones came out in what, 60? I don't even know. 62? Something like that, so I think. I think I picked the oldest theme song. Which one? Flintstones? Flintstones? There's not many that beat the Flintstones. No, actually, Rawhide was older than Flintstones.
Speaker: If you're talking about the entire list. When it has cartoons, Flintstones is, yes, the old list. Because every time I, the way to fix spelling errors, I talk into Google, and every time it gives me a synopsis of what you talk to, it talks back to you. So it's giving me a stupid - Oh, it doesn't really do a good job on helping you with spelling errors. It doesn't send you to porn. What, Mike?
Speaker: I said at least it doesn't send you to Pornhub. I don't use Pornhub. Hello, Google. Google, Rob Hype. Ah! Well, Hype. Hype. Yeah, I do. I do remember that. That was a good question, Rob. That was a good sign to morning, Hype.
Speaker: What's the, what's the, the motorcycle mice from Mars or some shit like that? That was fun. Holy shit, I forgot about that. Biker, I think it was like biker... Biker mice, yes. Biker mice from Mars. Jesus. I remember that. I hated that show. I was like, this is so stupid. You know what, I just thought of a good one that is, that is just as catchy as DuckTales. Don't say it. He needs to be with Ninja Turtles.
Speaker: Tell me it doesn't stick in your head as soon as I said it. Remember this cartoon? Oh, Mighty Mouse, baby. Yeah. That's not Mighty Mouse. That's not Mighty Mouse. Who is that? Tina, tell me who this is, Tina. That was number one hit. That was her. That was her number one hit. That's Mighty Mouse. That is Courageous Cat. Oh.
Speaker: That's obscure Tina even said that's not mighty mouse. I wish you know, you know what as far as I got a question because I'm too lazy to look it up. Oh
Speaker: I'm too lazy to look it up. You shut your mouth. You shut your mouth. No, put that down. Put that down. Put that down. Captain Planet. No, that's not Captain Planet. None of you know who this is? That's not Captain Planet? I know who it is. No, it's not Captain Planet, because it doesn't have Roger. Mike, you shut your trap. I want to see if the chatters box knows this. I don't know who that is.
Speaker: That's from the 70s, it's got to be. That's from the 80s. That's the 80s? That's the 80s. You might have caught on the afternoon. I caught on the weekday mornings. Why does a black guy have white eyes? I hate you. I was just about to ask, is it really tan or what? What's going on, Eddie? I'm sorry, I hate you. I mean, it's a logical question. What's going on with the eyes, bro? She just got on the tip of her tongue.
Speaker: Come on with Italian eyes. Come on, Tina. Tina, you right there with me. Come on now. She's got no idea. She liked it. Daddy said she was too young. This is the Bionic Six. Ooh. I've never heard of it. Never heard of it. That was good shit. Never heard of it. Well. This was good shit. Do you remember? And I can't remember if it has lyrics to it, but Heathcliff.
Speaker: And then he had, there was a, there was like a wish version of Heathcliff. What was it? It was, um, I just wish that recess had lyrics. Cause that's a good theme song too. None of you know this. I know nobody knows this. If you do not know this, you won't know this. Yeah, but it's your turn. Very, very much correct. Way to yell.
Speaker: We're not, we're not as old as Tony. I was going to say Tony, Tony's way over our heads with these old ones. Yeah, Tony's like 19. That is rickety rocket. Rickety rocket. Let's put that number one was released as he bought it. That's my old Tony.
Speaker: I could do sad in one of the cartoons, all that. I ain't heard that one either. It was Bill Cosby. It was the Cosby. Bill Cosby, the Cosby kids, I think it was. Yeah, the Cosby kids. The brown hornet. I thought it was an Albert. It was like a little Howard. That Albert, the Cosby kids. That was a theme song. Exactly. That was one of the themes I was going to throw out there.
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Speaker: That's some old shit, but motherfuckers loved it. Who is it? Protect yourself when it comes to old school cartoons. I do this shit. Hong Kong Fui, number one super guy. Peter called it. Easy, Peter. Peter's the cat. I'm almost going to call it the cat. Oh, Felix the cat. You must have just been a funny guy. The original one. I'm becoming a woman.
Speaker: Oh my goodness, I needed this. I appreciate y 'all. Y 'all gave me leeway. Oh, you, sir, are welcome. I warned you, the most evil cartoon character ever. Darkwing Duck. That's not Darkwing Duck. That's his arch -building. That's the villainy. Darkwing Duck, that's his show. Darkwing Duck. That's the villain. What's the villain's name, though? Let's get dangerous. That's right.
Speaker: Let me see if they're gonna do a tribute to Scott Hall. Wrestling is about to start. Yeah, they probably will, I imagine. They better. I mean, well, I guess it just depends on if they're not trying to find a sharing right now. Welcome back. Whoa, God. Yes, I went to TV. That was a great theme song. That was a great TV. None of us picked that. We need our answers whipped. None of us picked that song. You know, I didn't think of it, but I couldn't remember. Yeah.
Speaker: It was in the back of my head but I forgot to write it down. That was on my list and so was - I've only seen the - I've only seen the show like once. I must have missed it. I must have missed it. They might have did it already. That was on my list and so was WKRP and Cincinnati. Cincinnati. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You know, what's in there just died not too long ago, too? Who's that? Howard Hessman. Oh, yeah? Oh, really? I think he died not too long ago.
Speaker: within the past couple of weeks, actually. Damn. If you don't know this, I dare say you should not be on this show at all. That's Voltron, baby. Damn right. I know that. I just love that shit. You damn right. I had the entire figurine, all the lions, the whole nine yards. If you had all the lions, you had money back in the day. I actually got all the lions via a garage sale.
Speaker: You lucky bastard. Who would have sold those lions? People would still give them to this day. I don't know. But I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. If I can figure out where the fuck it was, I would not be on the show. I'd be sitting on my main wall of house. I'm sitting in a safety deposit box. Oh, shit. Oh, I'm sure there are a lot of people that really regret getting rid of or destroying.
Speaker: There's actually a gold
Speaker: It's called Paint, but it's called the Diora, Diora. It's just called the Diora. And it has two surf, it's a, no, sorry. It's a Volkswagen Comm -V bus, right? With two surfboards hanging out, worth a million dollars. In its packaging. And if you have one with the surfboards that are removable,
Speaker: I dare interrupt everybody to let you know if you watch wrestling Stone Cold is back talking shit. Yeah Yeah, he told Kevin Owens he's got one more one more can of whoop ass for him. That's right So WrestleMania Oh Stone Cold Glicker over here is gonna be doing Stone Cold salutes and chugging beer. What's that glass breaks?
Speaker: Cause it's Kevin Owens ass. So cold. So cold was one of my favorite wrestlers. He's in my, he's in my top three. Like I said, I have a top three in no particular order. Yeah, he's in my top three. They're over the rock. I didn't even, I never even really liked the rock back in the day.
Speaker: I like to see the thing. This is I never I didn't really watch wrestling when he was. I didn't mean that he was. So even stone cold had a hell of a rivalry. Yeah, they did. Yeah, I I would. It was it was like it was still cold in the rock. It was like I started Google and I started YouTube in the rock. I mean the rock and so cold.
Speaker: and see if I could find an audio. But the problem was, Stone Cold is so fucking around the bush and around the hill type of speaker, it's hard to get a really good duet. I hear you, lady. I hear you. I've done, I've done a few Stone Colds on TikTok. Yeah, but no, but I was trying to find a Stone Cold rock interaction.
Speaker: but it was always either all gold or all rock. My favorite one was the one where they were singing to each other. That was my favorite. But I think that whole interaction was like 20 minutes long. So it's like, no, that's not gonna work. There has not been a rivalry as good as
Speaker: Stone cold in the rocks since they did it. There's not been a rivalry that was as good or lasted as long Yeah, I'm talking about the rivalry they that they had it went on damn near their entire career yeah, I Guarantee
Speaker: a lot of those guys, a lot of those guys. Because behind the scenes, they're probably like, hey, Rock, let's go get a beer. Yeah. Oh, they were. They were. Yeah, it's official. I see the article now. Bleacher Report has it. Yeah. Reheart attacks. So they really get pulled up and got him? Yep, he's gone. Fuck, fuck, fuck. I just got a notification. Well, this week's victory will be dedicated to Scott Hall since I have the
Speaker: man, I'm about to pull up a damn picture of him. I have Jody's friend's boat, so not that you'll get me now.
Speaker: First of all, she hasn't voted yet. Second of all - She hasn't voted yet, calm down. Second of all, Tony Jr., Tony Jr., getting the goddamn game. I have no ready to go with the tie, you know. I have no - You got Tony down there wanting to compete with the Chatter's box. You got you happier for one damn vote. Meanwhile, I'm over here going on my 10th victory. 10 times in a row. Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker: Actually, you know what? Actually, you know what? Anybody who votes for me, all my votes, I'm transferring them to Jeff this week. So my, anybody who votes for me is voting for Jeff. So fuck you, Michael. Two hours ago, there's a positive update. You know, he'll end up as a tie and then he'll go with Lay's potato chips himself. And then totally forget that it was a TV show. It was Jones potato chips.
Speaker: Jones. He would have had a better chance with Lays, but it was Jones. Oh, he might have actually won with Lays. Okay, four hours ago, he was still alive. Yeah, he would. They decided to pull the plug this afternoon. It was like two or three this afternoon or something like that. Yeah, they pulled the plug. Maybe a little bit earlier. He hasn't passed yet.
Speaker: Uh, there was a thing that just popped up on Facebook that said, uh, to learn two time Hall of Famer, Scott Hall has passed away. WWE extends its condolences. And that was five minutes ago. Uh, 10 minutes ago. Looking right at it. It's from WWE's Facebook. No, they did it this afternoon.
Speaker: I wanted to give the family a little bit of time. I wanted to give the family a little bit of time before all of them - Yeah, I think it was more of a respect thing, yeah. Yeah. Are you on WWE Network for us? This was WWE's Facebook page, their actual Facebook - Mankind's Biography?
Speaker: Somebody's got static. Mike, he's... Mike's had static a good chunk of the night. It comes and goes. It hasn't been too bad. But...
Speaker: With that being said, let's go ahead and wrap up tonight's show. I'm going to watch the wrestling. I got you. But thank y 'all. I always have fun up here. Appreciate the fellas. Appreciate everybody. Hey, I'm glad you made it in, man. Y 'all helped me out, man. You know, I do this for fun. We talk shit about the championship, but goddamn it, I have fun on his list. So fuck his victories. Let's keep making lists. That's what makes me sick. None of that. His beard, his M, his shit talking, the beard he drinks, the belches he makes, all of that. Fuck him. But we here for the show.
Speaker: I hear voices in my head. Oh, my God. I don't know, Debbie. I'm gonna see what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna see what I'm gonna do. I still have a week or tomorrow night. I have more time on the broadcast, but this is gonna be quick, bro.
Speaker: Honestly, I love the list you make I look forward to every look to every to your list every damn week because you pick some good shit Honestly, stick your ass around you ain't that much older than me woman and I don't care who got your back You stay the fuck around
Speaker: Well then, well with that being said, we appreciate you guys hanging out with us. I know Mondays are a little bit shorter show, but you know, we still come in here. It's a little bit more just kind of chilled out, just us relaxing and shooting the ship for a little bit. Yeah. But, uh, we do appreciate you guys hanging out. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show. The three gentlemen who joined me tonight. Fantastic seeing you guys again, talking to you guys again, as always. Absolutely. Same here.
Speaker: whoa y 'all coming in here and hanging out with me for a couple hours but we'll be back Wednesday night with a brand new show possibly a brand new champion highly unlikely but he did yeah he's trying he's trying to walk over there rolling up when you let the old Tracy Morgan ooh Jesus damn
Speaker: But, uh, so if you guys haven't already, make sure you check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense. Facebook, Instagram, that's all I gotta say. That item bite TNT. I will go back to the Afro and a hat all day long.
Speaker: Are you done? You guys done? Can I try to get through this? It's supposed to be down in the cheeks. It's supposed to be down in the cheeks. I have to do it wrong. Okay. There we go. There's that. Mike, is this a friend of yours, correct?
Speaker: Chris, Mike, do you remember in the beginning of the show this episode when I was talking about wearing my mask up here?
Speaker: Oh, for fuck's sake. Jesus. Oh, is that what Dr. Foxx you said to do? It says the CDC has now recommended to wear a face mask over your eyes when pumping gas to prevent heart attacks. Ooh, that must be the Biden administration's procedure to pump the gas. He broke the rules. He broke the rules. Oh, it's Monday's show. It's late. Like, hey, it's not politics.
Speaker: It's just a matter of fact, you know, they can blame Putin for raising the gas to 409, which is true. I'm just trying to end the show. Let's end the show. I'm quiet. I apologize. Somebody mute him before he gets us all in trouble. That's not good. Goddamn, really? That's not good. Everybody would be buying that much gas for you to run out. Tony remembers vendor days, don't you? That's when you look.
Speaker: I mean, another president. Who? Jimmy Carter. Oh, yes, sir. Who's the first one I remember? When you had certain days that you could pump gas and certain days you couldn't. That was too young. That was too young. That was 70s. I was born in the 70s. I didn't worry about gas. I just sat in the back seat in my damn car seat. Shit. In my etch -a -sketch.
Speaker: on the wheel of the home before uh seatbelts were leave easy game right all right look i'm being quiet just just let me hold it back let me hold you back with my arm yeah make it all right no it's it's the one it's the one guy that i haven't been able to get to shut the fuck up at all tonight when i've been trying to do intros or anything like that
Speaker: You dummy! You should've seen the beginning of the show with both of them. I was like, God damn, I'm just trying to get this shit out. Now I'm not gonna bring any of you in until after I get all the social media and everything like that out. No, I do need to end the show, but no we didn't, like I said, fucking Pittsburgh Steelers, you dumb dicks.
Speaker: The show once is coming back. Pittsburgh just signed Mitchell Trubisky.
Speaker: John Watson, I don't know why everybody's sucking his dick. That dude was so overrated in college and he hasn't done anything special in football. Yes, the fuck he was. He played at Clemson. That is the most overrated goddamn school in the entire country. Notre Dame is the most overrated school. Let's be clear. Clemson plays in the softest fucking conference and beats up nobody. Notre Dame's overrated as hell too.
Speaker: They ran away from the Big 10 to go play in the ACC so they can have a winning record every year. Because he's a cock fan. Don't listen. He's a cock fan. That's why he's hating on Clemson. He likes Gamecocks. It's OK. Yeah, I'm a Gamecocks fan. Here he is. South Carolina Gamecocks is what my shirt says. It's up with photo on your hat, right?
Speaker: Yeah. What's that? Yeah. Oh yeah. What's that? Oh yeah. It does. That does say, that does say South Carolina on the back of my hat. Two more wrestling fans. What the fuck kind of matches this? Uh, one that's not going to happen. I was about to say that was absolutely ridiculous. That wouldn't have made no sense. Yeah. But anyways, we are going to end this show. God damn it. Just trying to end the show. Uh, I gotta go pack my lunch from stuff for work tomorrow and I'm going to watch wrestling. But we do appreciate you guys listening. If you're not already, check us out on
Speaker: all social media, at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Also, if you haven't already, download the Haps app. It's free. Join us here every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night. You can hang out in the chatters box and shoot the shit with us.
Speaker: And then you can get every single episode of the podcast on Anchor, Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcast, basically anywhere and everywhere you get your little podcast and jollies from. Give us a listen, give us a like, give us a share, and definitely follow us on all social media. And you still got time while you're following us on social media to drop your vote for this week's list, both our list and the chatter's box list. Make sure you guys get your votes in. And we'll announce the winner Wednesday night. Wednesday night.
Speaker: Does Glick continue his reign of terror, or does somebody finally dethrone me? Don't know. Tune in. Same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel. And with that being said, oh yeah, you can also email us if you'd like. You can email us at... NonsensicalNonsense Podcast at gmail .com. And go check out our merch store. We have merchandise. At teespring .com slash nonsensical nonsense. Nonsense.
Speaker: What list, the list you guys submitted Saturday? The top five list. Oh, that's what, uh, Alabama. Starting five. Starting five, whatever. Starting five, fantasy five, so many different names. But yeah, and we have merchandise. Theglick .com slash nonsensical nonsense podcast. Yeah, the Glick five. And with that being said, we're in a show with a little black top mojo. It's not our normal ending because one day I like to do things a little bit differently.
Speaker: so I play something different. No, I just do something different, just to get a little bit more of their music out there. Until we start getting local bands or listeners that are musicians, until we start getting some of their stuff in, I'll probably end Monday nights with that, and the second hour break during the Wednesday and Saturday show, we'll spotlight local artists and stuff like that.
Speaker: So, but with that being said, here's a little Blacktop Mojo. If you're not already, go check them out anywhere you stream music and on all social media at BlacktopMojo and let them know that we sent them. And we'll see you guys later.
Speaker: Oh God, hold on one second.
Speaker: I got a phone call.
Speaker: Burn the ships and watch them all seek out There's no voyage home, there's no turning round So as you're looking to your enemy's eyes Know you want your smell Final time
Speaker: In the frenzy, in the outer bones As the child's child is near Hurling still our all we know The time for glory is here
Speaker: Burn the ships and watch them all sink in There's no footage home, there's no turning red So as you look into your enemy's eyes Know you won't choice them
Speaker: Fight or die
Speaker: Burn the ships and watch them all sing down There's no more you don't, there's no turning red
Speaker: Once you look into your enemy's eyes Knowing you won't trust them Fire time Fire time
Speaker: And that's a wrap. Thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you guys for listening. We will see you Wednesday night with a brand new shoe. Deuces. Peace out motherfucker. Mother handsome mother major motherfuckers. Goodbye motherfuckers.
