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Episode 228: 1ST TASTE OF EP. #228: “This Podcast Has 81 Million Listeners” image

Episode 228: 1ST TASTE OF EP. #228: “This Podcast Has 81 Million Listeners”

S5 E228 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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*THIS WEEK:*

  • It’s official: Amateur Nation is run by the mentally and physically ill. I only have several examples!
  • Sleep in, you racist crackers!
  • DYK? Material things usually cost money!

*On “A la Carte”:* a sexy holiday is coming, “The Pronoun Game”: The intelligence-insulting game where NO ONE wins!”, and done with Adidas.

*On “3 Pro Things”:*
a civil rights activist drops truth bombs instead of feelings, a great NHRA race day, and a Veteran-Owned clothing, gear and accessory company made by Americans in America.

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Transcript

Introduction to Controversial Article

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If you get up early, you're racist!
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Headline from Medium.com, Why Waking Up Early is Rooted in White Supremacy.

Hosts Critique the Article's Claim

00:00:10
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It's so dumb.
00:00:11
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It's so dumb, it's brilliant.
00:00:14
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No!
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It's just dumb.
00:00:16
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And

Humor and Jokes About the Article's Premise

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now some jokes, making fun of this article.
00:00:20
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Boss, I can't be here on time, I'm fighting racism!
00:00:24
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There's a CPT joke in here somewhere, I just know it.

Comedic Commentary on Racism and Alarm Clocks

00:00:28
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Can I help you, sir?
00:00:29
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Yes, I'm looking for a new alarm clock.
00:00:31
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Get out of my store, you racist.
00:00:33
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And remember, the early cracker gets the worm and steals it from the person of color.
00:00:39
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Give me back my worm!

Satirical Reparations and Future Teaser

00:00:40
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I demand worm reparations!
00:00:42
Speaker
He was making fun of white people, like how we talk funny and we don't have any butts.
00:00:47
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Coming soon, how blinking is rooted in lynching.