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Speaker: If you get up early, you're racist!
Speaker: Headline from Medium.com, Why Waking Up Early is Rooted in White Supremacy.
Speaker: It's so dumb.
Speaker: It's so dumb, it's brilliant.
Speaker: No!
Speaker: It's just dumb.
Speaker: And now some jokes, making fun of this article.
Speaker: Boss, I can't be here on time, I'm fighting racism!
Speaker: There's a CPT joke in here somewhere, I just know it.
Speaker: Can I help you, sir?
Speaker: Yes, I'm looking for a new alarm clock.
Speaker: Get out of my store, you racist.
Speaker: And remember, the early cracker gets the worm and steals it from the person of color.
Speaker: Give me back my worm!
Speaker: I demand worm reparations!
Speaker: He was making fun of white people, like how we talk funny and we don't have any butts.
Speaker: Coming soon, how blinking is rooted in lynching.
