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Speaker: Here's a woman, I'm assuming it's a woman, with the latest pronouns and how to use them.
Speaker: How many times have you been handed a pronoun and you're like, what the hell am I supposed to do with this?
Speaker: Talk about the pronouns Z, Zer.
Speaker: Let's practice using them in a sentence.
Speaker: Z is so fun to hang out with.
Speaker: I only met Zer recently, but Zer Energy is radiant, and I know Z is going to be a great friend.
Speaker: Did I ever tell you the sound of your voice irritates the hell out of me?
Speaker: I always think it's funny how in the examples of awesome neo-pronoun use, it's never, Zee owes me money.
Speaker: Zee had sex with my girlfriend.
Speaker: Zee is such a racist commie asshole.
Speaker: Zee is not a pronoun.
Speaker: But if you do insist on using that word, the only place it's acceptable is when doing a bad German accent.
Speaker: Example, ze amateur with ze pink hair and face tattoos is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
