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Speaker: Oh, calm down Blacktop Mojo. We'll get to you later. What's going on everybody? Welcome to a brand new episode of Nonsense School. Nonsense. How y 'all doing today? I'm Glick as always. We got the boys hanging out in the background. We'll bring them up here in just a few minutes.
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Speaker: May 4th, I believe that's next Wednesday. So we're, yeah, like a week away before we're on a whole new format. We're somewhere else. We won't be here anymore. Because as we all know, and if you don't know, then you've been living under a rock because everybody's cried about it for the last two weeks. Perhaps it's going bye -bye. The way of the dodo, the way of the dinosaurs, and the way of this gentleman's hairline. Bye -bye. Wow.
Speaker: Oh, the door's swinging. What's going on with you, Jeffrey? Oh, you ever have one of those days where it doesn't feel like an end, and then when it ends, all you want to do is celebrate, but then you're like, oh, I got a podcast, too. My day's not over. Yeah, a podcast is going to be a good thing. I literally sent my final email of the day as the invite was sent. Nice. At last.
Speaker: Yeah, and last but not least. Oh my brother, testify. That's motherfucker looking like he just woke up again. I swear, I swear for God that's all he does to sleep. Sorry to interrupt you. Be angry and sin not. Let not the sun go down upon your wrath.
Speaker: Thank you, Roger. Thank you, thank you, thank you. What's going on? It's hard out here being a pimp, isn't it? I prefer to be angry and let the world fill my wrath. It's been a good week for me. I ain't even mad. Say what? It's been a good week for me. I ain't even mad. With the good new God, that's awesome.
Speaker: all over the place. Keep doing stuff out there so nobody can hear or understand you, Jeff. No, sorry. The last thing I got to do today, my day never ends. Click. We can hear you clicking, and then you start glitching out and cutting out like a sunbat. Yep. Hey, Chatterbox, what's going on with you guys? How are y 'all doing today?
Speaker: I'm 100 % focused on the podcast at this moment. Excellent. I would like to say that I have exited everything. Those last few details that pop up from administration to processing and all that stuff just, if I don't do it, when I see it, I completely forget. Thank you, Lord. So I had to get that done.
Speaker: Yeah, I am fully committed now. I probably should be committed, but whatever. I got my haircut, I got a... I have a question. So my... What the hell? My... Whoa. My screen just refreshed itself. My manager, she doesn't like to be called boss, but she's my boss.
Speaker: So my haircut looks like a haircut a five -year -old would have. I was like, damn, that's harsh. Shut up, Tony. We asked you. Chris and I have similar haircuts.
Speaker: I was going to say, I haven't even really seen your haircut, because literally all I can see is the front of your face. My haircut is basically like yours, except for what's on top is not as long. Because like you, I've had pretty much the same haircut, with the exception of cutting my hair all off, since high school.
Speaker: Yeah. I've just grown a beard. But she, she literally, we have meetings every Monday and this woman is kind of like my sister. I've known her forever and occasionally be like, she said, what was it? She said, she said something like, uh, shut your, your five year old haircut up.
Speaker: And I was like, wow, really? You're a bona fide dispute, motherfucker. It seems a little bit uncalled for. I mean, I don't know if it's a five -year -old haircut. No, but it's one of those things that's like, I pick on her about stuff. She picks on me about stuff. And my hairline is, of course, the main subject of her digs, which doesn't bother me at all. Yeah.
Speaker: I mean, and this is something true about all guys. When guys have a physical issue, like some guys look at the mirror and go, oh, I don't like my nose. Two seconds later, they're over it. Yeah.
Speaker: We accept the fact where girls are like, I hate my thighs. And they focus on it for years, where guys are like, I think I got kind of a big nose. Eh, whatever. Got a thing. And that's kind of what I've done with my hairline. I'm like, my hairline's receding. Eh, what are you going to do? You should just accept the cruel fate and be like Tony and just shave your head bald. You know what? I do not look good as a shaved haired guy.
Speaker: Well with some of the comments that come out of your mouth and some of the phrases that you say It's probably best that you don't shave your head because people already think you're a member of the area nation as it is Like 600 blocks, you know, it's not a good look for me to walk around clean -shaven
Speaker: With a beard. Get you some red pants and a white white beater and some suspenders and black combat boots. Kiss the curb. Put your mouth on the curb. Yeah, it's not a good look on me anyways. Well, I mean, I will never shave my head again, but that's just me. Oh no, we've seen that. Wow.
Speaker: No Chris looks like a basketball. I got a big -ass head man I got a big -ass fucking head man. They're like a water baby man. We got water head That's the crazy thing is like my head is not very big, but I'm not a big person. I'm not I'm five threes, too But even finding hats can be an issue
Speaker: Oh, the struggle's real. Like, you know the snapbacks? Yeah. You know the snapback hats? Mm -hmm. Like, three buttons are clipped. Yeah.
Speaker: I'll be right back. Well my problem much like my clothes when I try to buy my clothes are people that think that they wear a 2x when they actually wear an extra small go buy a 2x are people that wear have like a fitted hat they wear like a like a four and a half they'll buy a seven and a half which is what I wear it's like you look fucking ridiculous. Calm down. I think in a fitted hat I'm six and a quarter. You got a big fucking head for a little guy.
Speaker: Six and a quarter is kind of small. My hat size is like seven and a half. Yeah, that's big. I can put my hand behind my, I can do this and still wear the fucking hat. Yeah, but still, I mean. Like I can wear your hat with like two bandanas on. Fair enough. But what blew my mind is when I bought my cowboy hat, I went to the store and it fit.
Speaker: And I was like, this is cool. They're shaped a little bit differently than like a ball cap, too. Yeah. But yeah, it's been a day. I hope none of my clients are listening. Some people are stupid.
Speaker: Nobody listens to this. Most of the people I talk to are professionals. But when I talk to stupid people, I also don't mention the podcast because I'm gonna talk about you.
Speaker: You're stupid. I bet you listen to nonsensical nonsense. You seem like you fit the mold. Well, maybe I should start telling you you should listen to the live show. Because I had a lady that can't work a central program. I don't even know what a central program is. No, it's a simple program. It's like an app.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, I got it. You know, and it's, it's, I've given her a detailed list of step one. Click here. Step two. With pictures. And she's still, I don't get it? Yeah. But, but my favorites are they, are the clients that are what I call him old school. He literally, he's like, I don't know how to upload the documents. I was like, what do you mean? He's like, well, they're physical copies. Can I, can I send them to you snail mail?
Speaker: And I went, no. No, man. You know, in 2022, I'm actually going through that right now.
Speaker: Yeah, because I need documentation of my driving record for at least five years. And I've only been home in Ohio for three, so I got to go through South Carolina and get a 10 -year, because they do three and 10 -year records, which is fine. I don't care. Right. Kristin, when you guys explain how to turn a phone on and off, it only gets a confused look instead of
Speaker: No, it's gonna be yeah, you ain't wrong good Stan. You're not wrong, but uh So I you know I called the DMV down in South Carolina yesterday, and I was like hey, I need to get my The company called it a authorized driving aspirate Abstract and I was like I don't know what the hell that is and ladies like it's a driving record, and I'm like oh well. Thanks
Speaker: I guess I could have dumbed it down for me. Yeah, they have a lot of, it's like the guys that work as a bartender, but they're, or they make coffee and I'm not a coffee maker. I'm a barista. Yeah, a barista. You make coffee motherfucker, shut up. Give me my large dark black coffee, God damn it. So, you know, I call it up and I was hoping I could do it online and they could like email it. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: I had to go print off the forms, fill the forms out, and then I had to mail the forms with a money order or check, and I don't do checks, so just to DMV. Who does checks anymore? A lot of people do, you'd be surprised. I mean, the IRS? Yeah, you'd be surprised who does. I mean, a lot of people still do checks. But, I mean, I just, I don't have them.
Speaker: I prefer to pay cash or pay with my card that way I know the money comes out instantly and I'm not waiting on a fucking check that you know you you give a check to somebody and they hang on to it for six months and then they're like oh I forgot I had this trick and then six months later they cash it and they fucking put you in the negative
Speaker: I can't believe you gave me a bi -check. I gave you a check six months ago. No, it was a good check six months ago, asshole. So now I've got to wait, but I'm going to see if once I get that documentation, if there's a way that I could send it to them that's faster or if I can scan it, fax it, take a picture of it, email it.
Speaker: Go to go to this is what I told the client that wanted to physically massive go to fucking office depot and Have them scan it in Put it as a PDF put it on the USB plug into the computer and copy everything over to me. Yeah But I have a question about the coffee boy thing. I Don't know if it's a If it's an insult to
Speaker: the character or if it's a good thing to say to a barista at Starbucks. But in the movie, role models.
Speaker: When Paul Rudd walks into the coffee shop and he's like, I would like a large black coffee. She's like, you mean Aventi? He goes, no. And he tells her that you're stupid in three languages. I totally want to do that. Because it pisses me off. No, Aventi is the only one that's Italian.
Speaker: Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages. But then Elizabeth Smart hits him back with like, Vettie is short for 20. And you're like, damn it. So it's kind of a, it'd be a good dig, but then you have to worry about the kickback, like the Elizabeth Banks comment. Yeah, I, fuck, I don't know. I'm sure they've heard it before. Yeah, well, I'm sure when it came out, everybody said it, because that's, that would be me. Yeah. I don't go to Starbucks for that simple fact.
Speaker: or heard some kind of variation of that. I mean, I don't care to, I don't go to Starbucks, but I love when I, if I do happen to go buy one or something during the summer. I do like their caramel macchiatos, the iced ones, those are dope. Yeah, I love their, their sweet tea is really good. I don't know.
Speaker: What the hell is going on? I get one thing. I'm that weird guy that's afraid to change up my order because I don't want to pay for something that tastes like asshole. Yeah. Oh, I mean, I don't drink coffee, so... I very rarely do. Only if I go out, like if I go to... We have a version of Denny's. It's called Vip's, V .I .P's. And it's Mexican style breakfast, but I get coffee.
Speaker: But I also, I don't like drinking stuff that's too hot. So I get an ice water with it. And I'll take a sip of coffee if it's still too warm. I'll drink some ice water too. It's my water intake for the month. You sound like such a baby. I do. I sound like such a weirdo. No, I just, I don't like coffee. So I just don't, oh God, oh God.
Speaker: I bought a coffee maker for myself for Christmas. It was my Christmas gift to myself. And I use it to heat up water for my cup of noodles. Yeah. Because it's quick. Because it's like that... Who is it? What's the guy's... The Canadian band... Nickelback.
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Speaker: They're naked ladies. Okay. They do a song called If I Had a Million Dollars. Oh yeah. And in the song there's parts where like we wouldn't eat craft dinner but we would eat craft dinner. We just eat more of it. And I'm the same way when it comes to ramen noodles. I just buy a lot more. I don't have to but I do it because they're good. I don't know how anybody drinks or eats
Speaker: Ramen noodles? Yeah. Shit's awesome, dude. Shit's disgusting. No, here's what you do. You get one of many bags of Doritos. And once you get everything heated up, you crunch up the banging bag of Doritos, pour in it. Nah. Yeah, that's exactly what I was just going to say. That you got people like you that want to church it up.
Speaker: I don't church it up. That's jailing it up. That's what they do in jail. I had a buddy of mine down here. He spent a lot of time in jail. And he gives me all these things. He says, you want to try something really awesome? Do this. I'm like, yeah, all right. Definitely take advice.
Speaker: On culinary arts from a jelly. Yeah, but people do that with ramen noodles all the time. I mean, it's not just a jail thing because there's things that you can't get in fucking jail that they put in their ramen noodles. That's true. And it's just like, you're making one thing, like you got ramen noodles and hot dogs. There's two things that are A, I mean, I'll eat hot dogs. Don't get me wrong. I like hot dogs, but it's not my go to. So you're going to take two things that are just gross and put them in the one thing and then put mustard in it and you think it's good. There's something wrong with you.
Speaker: You should be locked up and put into a cage. Just saying. You're one step away from shitting on somebody's bed.
Speaker: Did you see, did you see the, there's a short video and it's, it's Jurassic park with, with Jeff Goldblum walking up and he goes, it says at the bottom, Johnny Depp one day he walks up and he's like, wow, that's a big pile of shit. I thought about sending you guys, but he told me to stop. So I told you to slow down.
Speaker: I don't care because I'm sure Tony doesn't know how to turn his notifications off on his phone, so his phone blows up constantly. When I go to bed at night, I turn my phone, because I normally only have my phone on vibrate, but when I go to bed at night, I turn the vibrate off. I'm like, the hell with it. Y 'all can die in a fire. I'll find out in the morning when I wake up.
Speaker: No, you know, my phone, it's my alarm clock, so everything is on, but luckily, I'm usually, I'm the farthest east of the company, so I'm usually online before everybody else, so I don't have to worry about somebody messaging me at my six o 'clock in the morning. It's me usually messaging them at six o 'clock in the morning.
Speaker: Yeah. But the guy I work with, he's central, so it's OK. No, he's east coast. Oh, well, I mean. So it's an hour difference, so it's not a big deal. And I don't get on till 9. But occasionally, he gets on before me, and I'm like, dude, it's not 9 o 'clock yet. I'm still asleep. All right.
Speaker: What is that? Well, on top of that, I bought that Red Dead Redemption as I was telling you last night. Holy shit. Last night I could not get off. I died like six times trying to stay on stagecoach. Because I got to the point where you could fence. It's kind of like there's a guy that you drop off stagecoaches and wagons and he sells them for parts.
Speaker: Like a chop shop. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I apologize. My mom, y 'all please forgive me. I had a crazy work day today. I didn't mean to interrupt y 'all. Y 'all continue. I got to rent. I got to do. I didn't mean to interrupt you guys. I had a crazy work day. I'm sorry. I'm sorry here as I come in and interrupt the fuck out of your show.
Speaker: I'll tell you something, I'll family remember. I'll tell you something, just because you're getting in front of your camera real close and you talk real fast and you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid of that, you think I'm afraid
Speaker: Chuckwhack and chop shop. Maybe you shouldn't have been trying to steal a fucking stagecoach. I don't know. I need $300 to pay my bounty. I got a $300 bounty on me.
Speaker: You're Billy the Kid's brother, slow brother. Willie the Retard over here. Yeah. Oh, I was told. It's your date code now. I hope you're ready. I was told that was politically incorrect to say retard. I said, but what if you are one? I'm going to say that. I don't remember. I didn't get the memo that we were all of a sudden PC on nonsensical nonsense. No.
Speaker: We got a new dock collector. We were introducing ourselves. I was like, hi, I'm the function retard. The guy that started at the same time I did, he's like, Jeff, you can't say that. That's not politically clear. I said, but I am a retard, and I'm a functioning. He's like, good point. Wow.
Speaker: Bernie was good. Ghost Ham was good. Let me know. What is your rant today about Tony? Yeah, what's the deal Tony? What's your major malfunction, numb nuts? I had a situation that worked. I shouldn't tell you this, but I got a confession a bit.
Speaker: I'm trying to save the job of two people. Imagine that. Well, seriously, all just that. I'm really trying to save two people's jobs. But is it worth risking your job to save their job? I'm not risking mine. I am risking my reputation, but I will say yes. OK.
Speaker: And I say that because as a man trying to help somebody come up, god damn it, I will do this. I will not have support from one side. I have resistance on the other side. I will be standing on my arm, but I will do this. That's number one. Number two. To those of you out there in the work, yeah, let me go ahead and do this shit. To those of you out there in the workforce as a coworker, supervisor, subordinate, superior, anything, do not.
Speaker: Use anybody's health against them. Oh no, that's completely wrong. Because we are all nonsensical, nonsense podcasts. As I am family, I want to put my foot down. I'm going to say some shit. It may be offensive as much as I try to be PC correct. I'm going to go ahead and do this. You got to be a low down piece of shit. Wait, went away PC correct. To use somebody's health against them.
Speaker: Yeah, that's fucked up. Well, I agree. I don't give a damn how strong the business is. If you have somebody who is effective, 100%, who's reliable, who's dependable, who believes in teamwork, and they finally have some moments, and you use that against them, you have too much of an asshole tendency. Yeah. I agree. As long as that illness is a legitimate thing, because I've worked with some people in the past that
Speaker: abused sick time we understand that but let's be clear we are still under covid it's been two years of covid even the medical profession doesn't understand covid let me use myself as an example and this is just as an example those of you who have seen me up here a lot over the past few months have seen the difference of me over the past few months over
Speaker: how I was over the past year. You know good and bad well my answers at work, but I've been home a lot more. One of the reasons I'm home a lot more is because of my condition that I cannot explain. Has somebody going through that right now? Let me stand up for any and everybody out there who said they're going through stuff that they can't prove it. I stand with them.
Speaker: because the shit you go through post COVID is unexplainable, hard to detect, and not enough for medical professionals to give you a doctor to stay home because of how calm it is. And it cannot directly correlate to COVID. That's just an example. Somebody like me who technically lost two positions, not promotionable, nothing economical, but just as extra due to my health conditions, I find it a thank you. It's still a confidence thing.
Speaker: video chat is highly legal across the globe. And if you don't make a connection with me or you don't try to communicate with me due to my condition because you don't feel like it, I got a problem with that shit. No, agree. I mean, yeah. That's number two. Go ahead, Jeff. I'm sorry. You've seen the movie Showtime. The bad guy says to left ear. He says, I have two cell phones. I got text. I got email. I got voicemail.
Speaker: You should be able to get ahold of me. It's a matter of picking up the phone. You're right. And another example, we talked about this platform going away and the options we had otherwise. And some people don't know how to get in touch with people. With this app alone, you had five social media connections automatically that you could have signed up for before we looked at anything else. We got past that. That's just an example. We had options. We're going to get on for that right now. This is the third one. This is the problem one.
Speaker: I want to thank y 'all for the leeway. I was told something today I shouldn't tell anybody. I noticed going out to Facebook and Twitter. I know we do it on Instagram sometimes. The assumption I'm not supposed to say it, but I'm going to say it. I found out something today that I could have probably been jailed for. I almost willingly went
Speaker: to put myself into a situation where I could have lost not only my job, but probably my freedom by the time I was fucking through. What stopped me was knowing how many times somebody could have done the same thing to me, so I can't go do it. Right.
Speaker: What stopped me is thinking about how close I am. What stopped me is knowing how comfortable and secure right now. How much I'm going to keep and maintain what I got over just acting over because I have a 100 % and get a bit of motion. So I actually came home, sat down for me. Helga see you in the chat. I know your message. I want to thank you.
Speaker: A couple of people reached out to me and called me, just say you could use a calm down, whatever it is. They didn't even ask. And I did a broadcast earlier. I said, I wanna thank any and everybody who looked out. I wanna thank any and everybody that was ever positive. I wanna thank any and everybody who ever tried to uplift me instead of shooting me down. I wanna thank any and everybody who ever acknowledged me. I wanna thank any and everybody who ever respected me cuz it was all of you at that moment that stopped me from going to look for somebody to punch in the face, not a kid, whatever.
Speaker: You have no idea how much energy it takes to control yourself when you are at that moment. And I want to send this out to any and everybody out there who feel like acting on the emotional way of thinking. The fact that I even thought about it in the first place, you should thank God for it, because I have to. I'm not even supposed to be talking to y 'all right now. The cops really are knocking on my door.
Speaker: Well, you know, in those moments, Tony... I couldn't walk outside with no problem. They sang Jackson by the time they killed him. Like, I already know I did. I'm not gonna be no problem. Let's go. But, in those moments, Tony, that's when you need to... Call Chris or myself. Even if it's just a rant, because that's what we're here for. Now I would've told me to go to... Because... Because... No, no, no, no, no, no, I wouldn't. Well, if you would. Because if it was in my situation, you would've done it. No, not necessarily.
Speaker: Because I do what's called unnoticed retaliation, like cutting break lines. I don't do that. It's too petty. I just want to beat the shit out of somebody. That's the best part, because then they're like, how come my block is cracked? Oh, because I put sugar in your gas tank. Sorry. See, I'm a little too blunt with mine. I'm at the moment. I really wanted to walk up to somebody's office, just sit on a desk and wait for them to come back. And somebody told them I was in there. They didn't know who I was.
Speaker: But that's the point. That's why you have your boys. Because A, we're going to have your back. B, even if it's just a call to rant, bitch, and moan, I do it to you guys. Because Chris knows this. I'll literally call Chris, dude, I'm going, blah, blah, blah. And I'll just word vomit for the next hour. And Chris. I usually just put my phone down. It bless his heart. He just listens. He'll acknowledge he's still on the phone.
Speaker: It's the biggest help in the world. There's also a time when you call your boys and we'll be like, if you do this - Whose car will take it? You're gonna look. And then there's times when we're talking about each other for months. There's a time when we'll ask each other, do you realize how stupid you're looking? All three of them will say the same, all three of us will say the same thing at the right moment. Yes, but I don't care.
Speaker: The exact result. So that will be the conscience part of you and go, you know, at the end of the day, the more likely it will be. That's my point. It's like, let us be your Jiminy Cricket.
Speaker: and be like, dude, I don't know. I appreciate it. And Helga, I appreciate you too. I know you reached out to me. I want to thank you. I tell people up here, one of the reasons people are going away is because of how much we will look out for each other before we set each other up. That shit means something. We're not supposed to take each other this serious on the internet. We don't take advantage of each other. What we have on the internet matters. Well, some of us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let me put it to you this way, and I'll go ahead and say it.
Speaker: Glick, I was madder than you were at summer. I think a lot of people were probably madder than I was. But I also.
Speaker: I can't even see it right now. That makes sense. My best friend would ask me if I needed a ski mask or not. She ain't lying either from what you told me about her friend. You know it was crazy. I wasn't. If it's at night, you don't worry about a ski mask. Yeah. You don't. Shut up, Jeff. Because you can close your eyes and nobody will see you. I said shut up, Jeff.
Speaker: I think a lot of people would agree with you about you being more upset that I were more mad than I was with the whole situation. But at the end of the day, I was like, you know, I just
Speaker: Real quick, I was just like, you know what? I ignored a lot of things that I should have never ignored. And at the end of the day, they're awful. Did you do a top 10 of red flags? Yeah. And we were like, wow, maybe you should have read this a long time ago, Chris. Yeah, because it was like a check for all 10 of them. Yeah, we were just like, check. And that wasn't even me being petty and hateful. That wasn't even me being petty and spiteful. That was just a cold, hard fucking truth.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Speaking of talk, but, uh, but, uh, yeah, there was a lot of people that were probably more pissed off than I was. I know I was. Uh, and I spent more time telling people just to not worry about it than anything else. But I mean, there was also, I mean, you could just see it in the followers that she had that people were disgusted with her and didn't, didn't care for without drastically the numbers dropped within a day.
Speaker: That is not going to wipe out the storage issues. I just discovered another location that's holding previous episodes that's eaten up like six gigabytes of my memory. That will do it. Yeah. So it has nothing to do with the magic windows button that I don't have.
Speaker: from her account
Speaker: Or the other button that you told me to push so that I don't add. It's the run bug function. You go to your, what's it called, it's the starting tab and find a run sequence. Percent of sign, temp, percent of sign, execute. And everything that you need to delete.
Speaker: It could be up to a gig of stuff that is like fragments of websites and it's like your search history of shit. But not even just search history, it's fragmented files.
Speaker: like a file that you've deleted that's like of the show it was still a fragment of it will still be in there it might take up only 1 to 20 megabytes but you know those add up right well you know next week I'll be immense speed in your computer afterwards next week I'll be happy to just get rid of this
Speaker: app that I have, that I have all this audio, all this audio and stuff, saved on. I just deleted like 20 episodes and opened up another 5 gigs. Alright, I'll deal with that. I will deal with that later. There we go. That'll save you some time now. Some space to know. Yeah, I'm just, I'm just gonna... Do you have a top 10?
Speaker: That app that I use to edit is going out the window next week. So I'll delete everything off of it. Amen to that. Yeah, your life's about to get way easier when it comes to posting with StreamYard. Fuck, I forgot the name of StreamYard. Thank you. I forgot the name of the website. Tony, I would say with what's going on, and obviously we don't know the details or anything like that, but as long as it's not going to
Speaker: cost you your position if you're sticking up for somebody or if that person's actually worth sticking up for and saving their job go for it or unless you got something else lined up that you can go do and you don't give a fuck about losing the position I care about losing my position but I want to save somebody for losing theirs as well well you can't save everybody
Speaker: Well some people, as Chris just said, some people aren't worth saving. You can't save everybody because all you're going to do is wind up hurting yourself at the end of the day. Here's me being a Libra. You got to put it on the scales man at the end of the day and if it's worth it at the end of the day to save somebody that may or may not return that same favor for you down the road
Speaker: because I used to be like that. I was the first one to jump and help everybody. But I've gotten burned way too many times in the last few years where now it's like, you know what? It's me first, you motherfucker second. Because last week I said a lot of people put me in a situation where you put me in a situation where now I got to look out for myself, what I got to kill if you want. Based on the fact you know not only what's going on, but you got tired of it too, where you didn't even want to do enough.
Speaker: And I almost saw some of it today. That's why I kind of had to put that out there. But I do a lot to control myself. So by the time I get to it, I carry this a lot. I tell people all the time, as much as you can do to take care of yourself, by the time you blow, I don't understand.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh no. Chris and I are kind of the kings of bottling shit up and then blowing up. Because I know I am. You just met me. I'm sorry. No, you didn't. You just met me. You'll be surprised. No, but I'll let shit fester for years. Okay. For years. And then something will push me over the line. And something not even in the relevance. It's like a Rolodex pops in my head and be like, Blah! 1995, motherfucker!
Speaker: I got some old juice. I got a few of them, so I got a minute. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. My shrink told me that I was like a big pressure cooker. And he said, and he told me, yeah, he said you're too, his words were, you're too fucking big to let stuff build up until you explode. Do you understand that? I was like, yeah, just wait until we get further into these sessions and you'll learn what happens when I blow up. That makes a lot of sense.
Speaker: Yeah. But I mean, did I go Hulk smash? I said, yeah. But just to say, I've had I've had shrinks. I've had shrinks tell me that I'm too scary to bottle stuff up. Yeah. So it's just like I get mad. I go dark. Like flavor, flavor dark. No, I go. I wish I could put up a gift of spawn that I made. I didn't go to do fresh yet. Put my face on spawn every now and then with that little basket over your head. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: That's the kind of dude I always turn into that seriously. Sometimes I really do want that kid.
Speaker: Say something, I dare you. Just got it. Just got it. Sometimes, Jeff, I just. You say that right now. Just try to keep it funny. Try to keep it light. Just be some kind. I just wish sometimes you. No, no, no. Oh, I'm going to get him. Don't you worry. I'm going to. You would let your inner thoughts stay on the inside. Your inner monologues stay on the inside.
Speaker: I'm also petty about certain things. Like, I have the rules. You don't mess with a man's woman or his ride. And not necessarily in that order. But I'm the first you fuck me over. I'm gonna fuck your car up so bad you'll never know who did it. That's weak. I don't want the car, I want the person. I got a fool.
Speaker: I'm getting too old for the violence and destruction. I'm just gonna get inside your head and live in there rent free for the rest of your life.
Speaker: Yeah, but you know how much fun you can have mentally fucking somebody for the rest of your life? Oh, no. No. No, the dinkook said it best. It's weak. Women do it. They'll put a miniature bomb in your head, and it's just ticking, ticking. And then all of a sudden, it'll kick in, and you're like, god damn it. You see, the torture is you have a total explosion that only you're going through, and nobody else can enjoy it. See, I got a statement every now and now. And my problem is I'm from the old school.
Speaker: We don't play it by a game. We just face you like that. I'm from the old school too, but like I said, I've just gotten too old. I'm not going to fight every dead buddy that pisses me off from now on. Now I'm going to be really petty and I'm going to live in your head and I'm going to mind fuck you every day for the rest of your life. And I'm just going to randomly post things or say things that only you are going to understand. And you're going to know why it was said and it's going to live in your fucking head. That's why I can't help nobody. Cause a lot of people think like you do and eat you alive.
Speaker: I like you walking around. That's grown ass manic shit right there. I like you walking around. That's little boy shit with you all purpose. That's that little boy shit wanting to go throw hands all the time. Okay, maybe I still do. That's kind of a juvenile thing because especially nowadays, Tony, you get sued for your thoughts nowadays. Exactly.
Speaker: So it's like, you almost have to overcome that and become, like Chris was saying, you gotta learn to drop those mini bombs in their head that stick there forever. You ever faced somebody so hard you can't even talk bad about you anymore? No, but I also like to, my new thing is, I enjoy the haters because they only hate because I'm successful.
Speaker: Well, that's the other thing. I mean, there's certain people that I know only follow me. There's certain people that I know only follow me for the simple reason that they want to see me fail and they want to run and give it their little click of friends. And I mean, there's people on this app that do it. On this app right here that do it. I know they do.
Speaker: And the best thing for me is, hey, look, I'm not failing. I'm happy. I'm enjoying life. You're the miserable, sad son of a bitch that feels the need to come in and drop comments when I'm alive or stop my social medias or whatever it is. Meanwhile, I'm living a good life right now. A friend of mine from grade school. I won't name names, but he's
Speaker: Like, he was one of the first people to follow me on Facebook, MySpace, and everything. And I'm like, this motherfucker's only following me to watch me fail. And I've done nothing but succeed ever since. Slowly but surely. Now, I'm not saying that I won't throw hands still, because there's going to be, you know, if the point gets there, I absolutely... Well, it is all that push comes to shove. Yeah. You know, when push comes to shove, sometimes you gotta be able to... ...see people throw hands. That's how I know what's not over with yet.
Speaker: Exactly, Roger. Let me get this life. Trust me, I got that part. I do that. I totally get what you're saying, Tony. There's times where it's just like, give me five minutes alone with this motherfucker in a room with no windows? Oh, I'm gonna kill him. Every two men need five good minutes.
Speaker: No police, no supervision, no weapons, no help. Just you two, let's get this shit de -fuffle with it. That's another thing about living here that's great because we can make that arrangement. Spoiler alert, you wouldn't know I know about him yet. Nice. We have an unwritten rule here in Cancun. If you want to settle beef and not get in trouble,
Speaker: Dude on the beach at midnight. Nobody's there. There's no cameras. There's no police. In the spring of the summer, there's nobody on the beach at midnight. At midnight, beach is off limits. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker: I'll tell the police, give me five good minutes, then you stop us at the beach. Really? You give us five good minutes, you need a bunch of factors and we'll listen to you. There's security guards for, each of the hotels have a security guard that stands up, by the hotel, make sure nobody goes out on the beach, and that's a $5 payoff. You had to do $5, let me use the beach for $15. How the hell did I get to go to the beach in Charleston 24 hours? It's because drunk, dumb people,
Speaker: on vacation. I think it's fucking cool to swim with the undertow. Ooh. Yeah, I lived in a tourist city too. No, no, I get that. But spring break, dumb idiots that are too drunk to walk think the undertow don't mean shit. That is what we call Darwinism.
Speaker: And that is called survival of the fittest and I think they should open it up I think and when I become president that'll be a law Darwinism is a thing and it is survival of the fittest if you're too fucking stupid to be alive
Speaker: then you don't get to live, but you're gonna die because of your own devices. All warning labels and signs, they go out the window. Warning labels just prove, you know, did you know there's a, there's a, there's a unwritten fact, there's an unwritten fact that warning labels are there because somebody already did it. Well, yeah. I mean, remember, way back, remember, way back in the day, McDonald's Coffee never had, let me throw this in. Let me blow your mind. What Jeff just said.
Speaker: is part of my job. And they taught me that the basic training with the Air Force, every law came from somebody's mistake with mishaps. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Roger, if the government... Go to the store, go to the auto parts store and ask for a fan belt. On the back of the fan belt, it says, make sure you stop the motor first.
Speaker: is the problem with the planet. There's two stupid people going, I don't need to stop the motorboat. Well, you know, back in the day, I remember back in the day where McDonald's cups, coffee cups did not have the caution hot label on it. It wasn't until that lady sued McDonald's and won because she dumped her coffee in her fucking lap. And then complained it was too hot. I think it was like 30 mil, I think it was like 30. She got a stupid amount of money.
Speaker: Yeah, she got a crazy amount of money. For something she did. For something she did. But she did win, yes. For something she did. The lid wasn't all the way on. The lid wasn't all the way on. Yeah, she was holding it by the lid. And I don't have cold drinks that you grab by the lid and the fucking lid comes off.
Speaker: you should never grab a cup from a fast food joint or from a gas station by the fucking lid even if you put that lid on yourself and you think it's secure because i can't tell you how many times i've walked out of a subway and got almost to my car and i'm carrying one of them big
Speaker: 48 -ounce cups of Pepsi and I'm carrying it like this because I, you know, I'm palmin' it or whatever. The boxes never fall right out. You know, yeah. Yeah, it's like, ah, well, your socks are lit. Yeah, it's like, well, I'm glad I was not in my car when that happened. But, you know, usually I, you know, then I'm cursing in the parking lot and I walk back into there like, yeah, we've seen you go get another one, dummy. Hold it from the bottom this time, okay?
Speaker: Hold it from the side. You want a drink carrier? Clearly you're too dumb to... Can't care. Clearly you're not smart enough to hold it from the side. You want a drink carrier? Yes. Chris just sends her one. Yeah. Yeah. Can I get a glass of stuff sipping up? I want to thank you. I think I feel a little bit...
Speaker: No, I mean, that's also the beauty of being able to go live and do a show with your boys, is to be able to rant. And that's the great thing about being - And that's why I say, I mean, you can call us at any time and rant and get it off your chest and you'll feel better after.
Speaker: Yep. And that's the great thing about being older too, Tony, is because we are from an old school generation. We all do have an old school mentality. I was one when I was younger. And Jeff's probably seen it. I know Jeff has seen it. I'm going to throw hands first, and we can ask questions later. Depends on the situation. But now I'm older. I think I have a legitimate name. No, it didn't matter what it was. If you looked in my direction and I thought you were giving me a dirty look, it was go time.
Speaker: You didn't even have to be looking at me. I was short -fused, high -headed. You was a bully. I was not a bully. I was high -headed, and I had no feelings. That was a crazy thing. Not to throw this out, but the one that sticks out in mine is Chris has skin tags. Oh, yeah. That's fine. That don't bother me. And which is fine. Right there. Somebody grabbed a pair of flat -headed pliers, and it was trying to pull them off.
Speaker: And Chris stood up and clocked the motherfucker and said a word. And when Chris clocked, dude, I sat there and laughed my ass off and I said, that's what you did. I hit him and I turned around and sit back now like nothing happened.
Speaker: And nobody got in trouble for the best part. Nobody said shit. Yeah. I think it was senior year. We were constantly looking at ways to fuck with other people, but to mess with somebody because of an issue they have since birth.
Speaker: is not the way of going about it. And that's what they did. And it's not even something that bothers me because they're there. It's my birthmark. I've had them removed probably seven or eight times and they come back the exact same way every time. So they don't bother me. No, they don't hurt or anything like that. The gentleman that Chris and I are still somewhat scared of to today. Somebody was picking on him on the bus out to the job site and dude was sitting there with a razor knife just
Speaker: Oh yeah, we're afraid of him because he's Columbine crazy. Yeah, he's Columbine crazy. You're not afraid of him. He never said a word, but he would sit down with his razor knife and just open it, close it, open it, close it. And you're like, yeah, you know what, I'm good. He had a turtle demon, yeah. He's a really cool kid, but you just know, one of these days, I was always nice to him because one of these days he's gonna come to the school with a fucking gun and he's gonna be like, you know what, you're cool. And I'm like, that's right, brother, I'm cool.
Speaker: Chris is down that way. I was always cool, dude. He never had any problems. No, I don't think he had any problems with us. I'd actually stuck up for him a couple times. Yeah, I have too. For that simple fact, I mean, he was a really nice guy. He was just, he was kind of... Out there. Let's say, he was, he was a goth kid. He was definitely out there. He was a goth kid? Yeah, yeah. Day in and day out was on.
Speaker: And I don't think he was particularly from money, I'll put it. Oh, no, no, no. He kind of got picked on a little bit. And it got to a point my senior year where nobody would fuck with him because he was A, with us. And B, he's kind of a scary dude. Yeah, I actually knew him personally. His stepdad ran a little hole in the wall bar in town where our school was.
Speaker: And our house was right next door to the bar. I won't go, I don't wanna, well, he haven't even said his name, but he had a very rough personal life, home life. I was about to ask that. But I mean, I knew him probably a little bit better than anybody else. I'd taken him home a few times and whatnot, but.
Speaker: You know, he was nice He gave me a ride and he off the grid He's off the grid. We'd like Michael Bay off the grid not Michael Bay What's what's what's you know bombers name off the grid? Yeah Multiple times and nothing
Speaker: Every once in a while, I was just like, what's this dude up to? And I'm searching every social media site, nothing. My only thought is to page a background check on him, but I'd be afraid to find out what happened. Make sure he's doing good, because if he had a rough home life, that's all that was. That's exactly what it sounds like to me. No, but by end of senior year, he was good. He had a decent job. I think he went cozy.
Speaker: He wasn't cacosy. He wasn't cacosy with Steven and I for a little bit and I think Matt was there and maybe Brad was there but he actually left for another company that was gonna give him more money and everything like that. That's excellent. That's all you need to know. He's doing good. But he also had a strange sense of humor.
Speaker: Chris, I don't remember if you remember the Jack Daniels comment he made in one of his speeches during speech class. But to this day, I still cracked me up. He was telling me, doing a speech, in a speech, it's like you take a hammer and you hit the nail. Or if you don't have a hammer, an empty Jack Daniel bottle full of water will work. It still cracks me up.
Speaker: Nah, it's uh, you know, like I said, Tony, you know, we're all that age, you know, where sometimes you do just got to kind of step back, breathe a little bit. And if you've got somebody or if you've got people that you can vent to.
Speaker: It gives you that time to think things thoroughly through before you jump in. And I've had to learn that. That's a lesson. And be able to speak them out loud knowing like, you know, hey, Chris and I aren't going to say anything any big, you know. Once again, if you're on the phone with me, what we talk about stays between us unless it's something funny. Sadie, I did. I'm accumulating some more, but I did already. Thank you.
Speaker: I had to reach out to - I got some more I could get, but I'm trying to keep it minimal because I want to help some other people out. If I can get that other part out, which I'm going to try to do again, what's today? I had to reach out to the HAP team because they're like, you're still waiting to process that payment and it'll be processed. And I'm like, no, I already processed that like two months ago. I'm a little bit better. They let me talk it out, so I appreciate it, but I'm still there.
Speaker: I'm still fucking with it. I really am. It's so legitimate. I just can't do it because people didn't do it with me. It's so legitimate. Another good outlet. Another good outlet, Tony. It sounds dumb. But a good zombie game where you get to shoot a bunch of shit? Video games. Hey, no, you know what? Video games. I had to do that Sunday because
Speaker: I talked to Jody. Fortunately, thank God. Thank God for that woman because she is something else. I'm not used to having somebody like her in my life, but, um, you know, there's a lot of things going on with my kids. I want you to handle this. I don't want you to take offense to it. I thought about her too. You know why? Because of her job and the thing about what happened against me. Oh yeah. I've actually had a deal with some police officers today. All my job. I had to actually like reactivate my mind.
Speaker: But the fact that I had to talk to them and they don't even know what I'm talking about, but if I would have done what I wanted to do, they would have had to come get me afterwards. Yeah, exactly. That's why I said you got it. And that would fuck up the podcast, Tony. That's all I'm saying. Jeez. Think of the podcast. Think of the podcast, damn it, Tony. Think about me. That's what you have to remember. Think about us. Fuck your feelings. And think about the podcast.
Speaker: Motherfucker, I'm here. No, like I said, last week I was dealing with some stuff with the kids. And come Sunday, I was almost at a breaking point where I was just ready to break down, man. I really was. It was just draining me. I wasn't sleeping very well and stuff like that. But that's what I did Sunday after the kids left me. I talked to Jodi for a little bit. She actually called to check on me and see what was going on and everything like that.
Speaker: And she knew what was going on. She didn't realize how taxing it was on me, I don't think. But after her and I talked, that's what I did. I jumped online and played Fortnite for a little bit, played a little bit of Call of Duty, just fucking killing shit. And it was a stress reliever. I mean, it really was. Last thing I'll probably put it on. You guys give me shit for going on TikTok. Go ahead.
Speaker: Some of the videos on TikTok just, they get you laughing no matter what. Well, when I first got on, when I first got on TikTok, I was already there because I was monitoring my kids' pages and stuff like that. And my kids were like, you should make videos. Dad, it would be cool. And I'm like, I'm not making videos. Well, then I started making videos and it became an escape for me.
Speaker: It became an outlet, a place where I could go. But we do a P? Yes, it's an outlet. Yeah. That's a gift. That's a gift. Well, that's what TikTok was for me. I could go on there and I could make videos. No matter how I was feeling, I could make videos. And I didn't care if one person seen them or a million people seen them. That's why I didn't come back to actually getting it off your chest. Yeah. I never looked at my numbers or my viewers. When I hit over 10 ,000 followers on TikTok, somebody told me. I had no idea.
Speaker: Yeah. They're like, dude, you got over $10 ,000? They're like, no, I don't. And they're like, yeah, look at your numbers. I'm like, oh, shit. That's not good as I do. Yeah, I'm probably going to say if I go ahead and close it, but I want to thank all of y 'all. Today is one of those days where I tell people, I'm glad I didn't want to come. That fucker would have been good today. That fucker would have been you. I'm just saying. Self -control. I think the biggest problem would have been which one would I have used.
Speaker: I'm telling you, the best feeling in the world is on full Kyle Rittenhouse. No, for me it wouldn't do anything. For me it wouldn't do anything. Hey, no, no. And I'll tell you what.
Speaker: Tony, I don't know if you've gotten the chance to fire a Barrett 50 cal, but holy shit. You want to talk about fun time. Go to the gun range, go to the gun range, and ask them if they got a Barrett 50 cal, and prepare for your shoulder hurt, but once you get used to it, a 50 cal will fucking knock you in the dirt. But the Barrett's actually got a floating barrel, so it's not that bad, but I used to play the 50 cal all the time.
Speaker: Well, now that DC's neighbor and Columbine down here below me have stated their, their views and opinions and wishes, their preferred. We're going to take a real quick break. We're going to go listen to a little Blacktop Mojo. Everybody, let's calm down. Speaking of Blacktop Mojo, Joe, Joe, their stage manager is today's his birthday. So shout out and happy birthday to Joe.
Speaker: I did. I was trying to get rid of hearts. So I think they're in St. Louis tonight. They're like, we're kicking off our brand new tour. I'm like, you guys, did you end the last tour you were on? That's just to be clear. When do those guys sleep? I don't know. I don't know. But we're going to take a real quick break. Because they're always on tour. Yeah, they are busy guys, man. I'm happy for them, though.
Speaker: I'm not mad at them. I'm happy for them. I love watching them because... Like Tony going live. Right? I love watching them progress and them grow and everything like that because, you know, I've been a fan long enough that I remember originally it was just them doing cover songs on YouTube and now they've got four or five albums out. They're constantly on tour. I think they're on tour right now with Buck Cherry. So...
Speaker: Nice. But yeah, we're gonna take a real quick break, got a little Blacktop Mojo for you guys. If you don't know who they are already, go to YouTube, go to Facebook, go to all the social media, wherever you stream music and look up Blacktop Mojo, give them a listen, give them a like, let them know that we sent you. And if you do know who they are, do a friend a favor and tell a friend about them because I think no matter what type of music you like or what type of music you're into, Blacktop Mojo has a little bit of something for everybody if you get into their catalog.
Speaker: But we'll be back here in just about five minutes or so. Maybe I'll see you after the break. It was an internal issue at work. Nothing against me, though. Yeah. Got a little blacktop mojo with shadows on the wall. Maybe. If I know what I'm doing here, I apparently have no idea what I'm doing. Even by now, you still don't know what the hell you're doing.
Speaker: I don't, man, you'd think I would at this point. Well, my speaker died. Well, it didn't die, it turned off. It'll get better. It's got an automatic turn off feature. Anyways, Blacktop Mojo, shadows on the wall. Enjoy. I got it figured out, God damn it.
Speaker: Six months on the house. The staring at the wall
Speaker: in front of the Earth. Watching the shadows fall from you. This is all we know. This is all we know.
Speaker: Down around the sky The color of the sky When you've never been outside Picture you'll see so flow There's not the world above I wish I could stay away from you
Speaker: conviction blinds us all so we ask why Christians lead the force
Speaker: Is a lie This is all we know This is all we know This is all we know to be alone The power of the sky The color of the sky When you've never been outside
Speaker: I wish
Speaker: I can't see through the glare in my eyes Why did you have to drag me outside? How can I go back to darkness now? And tell my brothers what I have found How can I go back to darkness now? And tell my brothers what I have found How can I go back to darkness now?
Speaker: How do I describe the color on the sky When you've never been outside The picture you see so small is not the world at all I wish I could take you away from the one
Speaker: Hey, welcome back to Nonsenseical Nonsense, guys. Hopefully y 'all enjoyed the first hour where we allowed Tony to vent for a little bit, because that's what we do. It's not always farting bit jokes at Nonsenseical Nonsense. Sometimes. I just found my remedy. Sometimes. What? I just found my remedy for tonight. Uh -oh. Will you get that whole bottle of, uh... Yeah, there it is.
Speaker: There you go. Why Jeff? Why Jeff? Why Jeff? I want to thank y 'all. I want to thank y 'all. You don't have to thank us for anything. That's what we're here for, dude. I'm not in jail. Yes, I do. I want to thank y 'all. Well, we didn't keep you out of jail. You kept yourself out of jail. Up until this point, you kept yourself out of jail. A lot of students say that if I see what's bothering me, I'll incriminate myself. So I'd rather not.
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Speaker: So make sure you follow us on those locations so you guys can still come out and hang out with us if you like watching us live. If you like hanging out in the chatters box. We do appreciate y 'all. Would that be a set? I sent both of you a quick little video. That's what you need to do, Tony. In that video I just sent you a step. This is for everybody who told me, think before and honestly, thank you all. So that's what I do. Because as a part of me that believe that asses need to be whipped.
Speaker: It's a tough pill to swallow, Tony. And I had to learn that the same way. You know, I used to react before anything else, and it was more of a violent reaction than anything. So I had to learn to think that way, too. Let me stop for a second. Let me process shit and see what's going to happen if I react this way, look at it a little bit differently. You know the only question I got? Yeah, WWGD. What would Glick do? No.
Speaker: getting caught or not. That's all this is true. That's all just to remember one one simple and undisputed fact. I got space for you at my house. Fucking my the voice of reason in this conversation. I can't swim that far. Fuck the bullshit. Okay. You can't swim at all. Look at him. I can swim. I'm just saying Mexico's real numbers.
Speaker: You know what, Jeff? You just made me reconsider. Because if I gotta get stuck around with you, I'll be watching YouTube clips all day. Fuck no, I'm not doing shit. God bless you, man. You're gonna be watching YouTube and TikTok all day. I saved a life today, folks. Look at that. YouTube and TikTok. I told you you'd be hanging out with me all day. I'll get you on TikTok and everything, Tony. Don't worry about it. That's what he wants.
Speaker: I forgot what I was going to say. Oh, since it's the second hour, we can dive into the starting five and see who won. It took me a while to actually get everything up because I had internet issues, power outages.
Speaker: No, he didn't get fired. No, I'm not putting it out there because I'll incriminate myself. But I assume Chris is all -frying chicken. So I don't know anything. I haven't seen anything on voting or anything because I have not been with me buying those new games. As soon as I do work, that's where I am.
Speaker: Okay, now we're going to StreamYard, but we'll be live on YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook. Yeah. So we'll still be, you'll still be able to watch us just fine. Yeah, we can actually mess with each other a little bit more on StreamYard, which is even more fun. I can mess. No, I can too. I will take your privileges away from you.
Speaker: I'm just saying, we can change names. And that whole, that whole fun we had with changing names on each other, oh my gosh. That's what I learned. I swear to God, the first episode we do on there, it'll be just us messing with each other. Oh yeah, oh no. We sat there going, I'm with stupid, and me too, for like 45 minutes.
Speaker: Yeah, we did that. My Brewster came in there when we were playing around the live trying to figure out how to like invite people into setting the other. He came in for a little bit and I changed. But my name I'm with stupid. Jeff was me too and and my Brewster was I'm stupid. So be prepared Tony. Can I love him? A lot of us want air time and then he said a lot of us want heckle.
Speaker: We're also on a bunch of other platforms, but we'll be found. Definitely on Twitter, we'll be found. Yeah. But what is your, um... Notice the trend as a... I know it was scary, but we're going to throw it out here. Suppose this doesn't even go anywhere.
Speaker: If it does, it does. If it doesn't, it doesn't. Like I've continued to say, and I'll continue to say, the same band of idiots that ruined Periscope for everybody, or the same band of idiots that ruined Hash for everybody, and they're gonna be the same band of idiots that are gonna ruin wherever you guys go next for everybody. And you guys allow them in their circle. I think that's why we made the decision to just go to StreamYard, as opposed to find something else, because
Speaker: There's no band of idiots. Well, we are the band of idiots, but we also don't stream as much as Tony does either. You know, we just do that.
Speaker: I wasn't referring to those idiots, but they're idiots as well. No, we were talking about idiots that like to come in and cause problems. Idiots that use streaming platforms. Yes. Wait, that's us. Lady, just watch the show, please. We had this discussion yesterday. Remember the discussion we had Monday, Tony?
Speaker: I had a lot of discussions since we got the initial news. So this Monday we had on the show. Debbie? Where were we? I ain't mad at it.
Speaker: I'm not the one in here freaking out, making a lie. I'm not the one in here livestreaming the last two weeks, every single day of the week, upset and butt hurt, or pretending like I know the ins and outs of a company. I'm just saying. Sorry. Sorry. Let's keep going. Keep going. What are you saying? Sorry, too. Keep going. Who are you saying sorry to? Keep going. Who are you saying sorry to? Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. I'm just saying.
Speaker: Anyways, uh, I'm curious to find out what's going on with starting five to get it uploaded. Uh, because it's the reason it's Saturday. Well, you have power outages or internet outages because that blew my mind because you were like, when the power goes out, I have computer, but I don't have internet because my computer runs on a battery. Oh, well yeah. You have battery or you have computer until your computer dies.
Speaker: No. That's why I was asking, did you lose the internet or did you lose power? Because you blew my mind. Which means I automatically lose internet. Well, obviously. Obviously. Because you messaged me Sunday and you're like, I don't have any internet. So I got to wait till the internet comes back up and I was like, oh, OK, cool. You know, whatever. It's not that big a deal. And then you're like, yeah, so since my power was out, I went and bought.
Speaker: three video games, and I was like, the hell did you go buy three video games if you ain't got no fucking power for? You can't play the video games, you jackass. So do you not have internet, or do you not have power? No, I bought the video games on Sunday morning, and when I went to post, that's when the power went out.
Speaker: Yeah. I was sitting there, I got everything done up. I was able to get everything on my phone so I could create the collage. And then the internet went out. The power went out. I was like, fuck. I have this ready. All I gotta do is post this fucker. I was so confused. And it wouldn't let me post a picture. It'd let me text, but it wouldn't let me post a picture. Yeah. Because I didn't have an update on my phone. Yeah. I was so confused. I was like, if his internet, or if his power's out, why does he buy video games? He can't play them.
Speaker: But it's like if they're doing work on the lines, they'll kill the power of the whole neighborhood for two hours. That's what it was. It wasn't like a rolling blackout or something. Yeah. It was on the weekends is when they tend to do work on the lines. Where the hell was my hand? There we go.
Speaker: But I have the what next 35 is going to be. I think it's going to be a good one. If it's the one that you said Saturday night, I'm going to pull an executive order and say no. No, it's not. It's not because that was too difficult.
Speaker: Uh, not that it's too difficult, it's just, it's, there's so many out there and it could go the complete wrong way. Well, not only that, but it was - What we've been doing is, is something that, that Tony already has a list for, so Tony didn't really have to do a whole lot of work, but it is 100 % opinion based. Everything we do is opinion based. No, but I mean, this one is, like, the most opinion based on individuals because
Speaker: Like, it's mine and Tony's opinion that you're a dumbass. Yes, but once again, I can agree. Michael Jordan, Michael B. Board, Michael B. Jordan, father, son, Michael C. Jordan. How did you guess? That was going to be the list. Name all the related actors. Michael B. Jordan's son is Michael C. Jordan. That's pretty good. I like that.
Speaker: I like that. That actually is not a bad idea. No, that's not really an opinion -based list either. That's fact. No, no, but that's something for later on. I have... I have mine and Tony's list. I actually... wrote out, but I don't have Jeffrey's list. Wrote out.
Speaker: So I was going to say, instead of trying to look at the picture and trying to zoom in. No, I got it. I got it here on my phone. You got all of ours or just yours? I have everybody's, but I'd have to zoom in and look at pictures. Well, I actually have your guys' written out. I don't have mine written out. Holy shit. Because you have the same picture I do wherever they've written out.
Speaker: Go ahead. Tony, I'm talking to you. I'm gonna cancel myself. Do you remember your list, Jeff? So... Oh yeah, I have mine. Tony Hadd. Stalin Skarsgard. Bill Nylen. Sven Ollthorson. Yes. Nick Chunglin. And Michael Rooker. Chris Hadd. Ray Liotta. Walt Goggins.
Speaker: Neil, Neil McDonald, McDowell. How do you say his name? You know, I really don't know how to say his name. I think it's like Neil McDonald, Donna or something. It's not McDonough. McDonough looks correct as Keith David and James Hong. And I had a percentage size in James Hong.
Speaker: I had Oliver Platt, David Jones, Wallace Shawn, Bistolram Stormire, and... Strom. ...Fitcher. I hope this necklace is going to be easier for you to fucking read. It is, because it's just titles that you can actually look up.
Speaker: It's a lot easier names to say. I think that's the reason why these guys aren't more famous because their names are so hard to say. It's not like Brad Pitt is our name to say so that's why he's famous. Give us a simple name like The Rock. Yeah, called Bob. You know, he's famous. He's on the show. Never seen.
Speaker: Yeah, well there's our Christopher the winner and we did not have a we did not have a chatters box This week. No, I was not pushing the chatters box this week because I told you I Told you when we brought up this starting five and we were talking in the actress show. I told you I was like You know was crazy. Let me be clear. I
Speaker: We had a few retweets of the list on Twitter, and I want to thank the people that retweeted it. I didn't say. I was quite impressed. I want to thank everybody for doing that, because at least they did try to get it out there. Hopefully it got to somebody on the list. That would be cool. Yes. Because we find actors that are in everything. I tagged all the actors on my list.
Speaker: Did you seriously? No. I didn't see that fucking tweet. Amongst everything else that I'm doing. Who the fuck is nonsense on nonsense? Amongst all the other stuff that I'm doing and trying to get stuff. Dude, I'll get into it here in a second. Did you seriously go through Twitter and try to find these?
Speaker: I would say I would say even though they are that guy
Speaker: Even though they are that guy, you know, they're in everything. They're probably big name celebrities. I mean, because we all know them. Well, I guarantee you, I guarantee you, some of these guys walk into a restaurant and the matri dream flips out and makes sure they got taken away. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Because you know their faces. You might not recognize their names. You know, obviously, obviously like Ray Liotta or like somebody go or Rooker.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Oh, we're like, I know you. Where do I know you? You know, like Keith David, that guy, you know him, but you don't know his name and you're going to be like, oh, you're the guy from the Danny Trejo. Unfortunately, Danny Trejo is that guy. He's one of those that guys. Yeah. But everybody knows him. He's got a following, man. Yeah.
Speaker: And I want to try his taco joint. He's got a Danny's taco joint. Yeah, out in California or something like that. I seen he posted a TikTok video the other day. And some girl commented and said, I was going to stop, but I only had 62 cents in my checking account. And he was like, well, next time you're over this way, stop by. And I got a hat for you and two free tacos. And I was like, damn. You got one of those in Ohio by chance? Oh, shit. I can go for some tacos.
Speaker: So who is the winner? What are the votes? The votes have been tallied. The numbers have come in. And much like in life, there can be only one winner. Well, that's not necessarily true, but there's a lot of winners in life. I was going to say that's not. I was trying to get away from the damn Highlander because you guys make fun of me when I mentioned Highlander.
Speaker: Like you guys haven't watched the movie. I don't because that's not a frame of reference for me. Really? Really? Engage.
Speaker: This is an old -ass movie is what it was. The movie's older than the TV show. Calm down, Enterprise. 7 -3 -5 -DC. Motherfucker broke down the damn serial number on the Star Trek Enterprise. NCC -1701 -D. I could be, if I was, if I was at gunpoint, gunpoint, I'm gonna shoot you if you don't read all of this number. I'm getting shot. Mind you, I'd rather have a Dregnot class. That's it.
Speaker: A what? You have to be a tricker to understand, please. You should kill. Nerd. So I'd have to be a virgin. How do you have a kid? Tricky's get pussy. I'm more than one. Tricky's get pussy, Tricky. Does anybody really want to sleep with somebody dressed up as a tricky?
Speaker: Yeah, you know he does. You know, damn well subject came up to him just like a Klingon. He'd be all over it. If a woman come up to me just like I mean, there was one that was there. There was there was one that used to be in our in the chatters box. That was basically a Klingon that he would have jumped all over, given the opportunity. They put a T for me. What? I said there is an ass for everything to put a T on you. Can you put a T on T for quickly? Shit, like a shark mouth. No.
Speaker: That's okay. Could be fun. Don't knock it until you try it, Tony. That's life without a bit of risk, Tony. Look, I'm glad you told me not to deal with it. You gonna put me into that shit? Fuck the wolf, y 'all. Look dangerously. Live on the edge, Tony. Live on the edge, Tony. Take a couple of risks from time to time. Don't be a pussy. Take a plenty of risks you might have to catch up to me.
Speaker: Just close your eyes and. Hey, Glick, let me know when you fly. OK, I will be eventually. I might be, I might be, but I'm not going to I'm not going to sit here. I'm not going to sit here and pretend to be a tough guy. So everybody thinks that's what he's going to do. I don't pretend.
Speaker: If I got something I'm afraid of, I have no problem admitting it. Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. Yeah. So stop hiding your true feelings and tell everybody the truth, the root of you and your mochi cheese. Stop denying it. Stop denying it. Now you're afraid that it is so secure, so. Thus, that will protest. Oh, boy. I think that will protest too much.
Speaker: Who won? Who lost? Get it over with. I don't know where that came from. I heard that was correct.
Speaker: I don't know, I opened the show up with a hairline. It looks like your hair looks good. There's a reason why I opened up this show with a hairline. That's my short film, baby. Hell yeah. Baby. She shocked me too. He shocked me too. Look, I didn't think of that. God damn it. Walked into that one. Fuck.
Speaker: Don't need a bigger boat you're not a very intimidating shirt
Speaker: behind the beat shark and they'd see you. Oh, look at the little guy. Oh, look at him. Can I give you a hug? I'm like a gremlin. I'm a mob wife. Just don't get me wet. No, you are definitely like a gremlin. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, wait. Is that going to sound like it? Yeah. Yeah, you are definitely like a gremlin. No, you get a gremlin wet or feed it after midnight. You're fucked.
Speaker: What's the other? There's three rules. Oh, light. Yeah, light. Don't feed them after midnight. Don't get them wet and keep them out of the light or something like that. And keep them out of the direct sunlight. Yeah, direct sunlight. I think it was sunlight. Those cookies don't make sense. Mm -hmm. Give me just one night. I'm ready to go. Want your teeth?
Speaker: fuck you it's in a snapchat still excuse me boys I'm gonna send a snapchat
Speaker: I must Snapchat Juan. I mean Juanita. Juanita. Well, not Juan. Juanita. Not Juan, Juanita. Pretty good. Pretty good. Shit. That's pretty good. My bad. That's pretty good. Freudian slip. That's what they all say. What would that be? It said the votes came in, the numbers were counted, the votes were calculated. I'm curious. I lost my chance. We all had good ones.
Speaker: We had good ones. Yeah. Click, click, click, click, click world order. What's that? I voted for yourself 35 times in the comments. Actually, I voted for you guys more. I voted for you guys repeatedly. I didn't. I completely blanked. Autistic beer, how you doing?
Speaker: I'm the only one that votes for you guys. Tony over here votes for himself every week. I like him on Liz better than everybody else's. Yeah, weeks are the only one that likes your list. I'm noticed. So what are the full numbers? Uh, Jeffery, you came in deadass last with 21. Yeah, what are you going to do? Tony, you came in at number two.
Speaker: Just like what was on Johnny Depp's bed. Who gets number 2 -2? Yo, what's going on Autistic Beer? And in the winter, the winner again, for the third time in a row, one win away from matching the greatest champion of all time, Mr. Boooo! Ric Flair. Yours truly. Deal with it. I'm the chosen one. I had 30.
Speaker: You know what, the numbers are wrong. I like that. The numbers are wrong. I've been on Facebook. I've been putting it into a couple select groups. I was like throwing it out there into like all the groups. And then I just kind of started narrowing it down to the ones that were actually actually looking at it and voting on it. So I only put it in there. Yeah. Well, no, not only approval, but actually voting on it. The group gives us a lot of love. They do.
Speaker: Well, for this week, gentlemen, this week's starting five. This week's starting five is our all -time favorite comedy.
Speaker: So, uh, not necessarily Chris's favorite genre, because he's a real horror guy. Uh, Tony, I know you have a list of this. Mmm -choo -shay! It was scary when we had five movies. We only need five. There was five scary movies. They're comedy. They're horror. Bada -bait, bada -boom! There's my list, you silly sons of bitches! I mean, I mean, what do you think? Look, seriously, look at it. I mean, you got
Speaker: Well, it's only got to be the hypest mime one time This will be a tough one for me cuz cuz I like I mean I like comedies, but I'm more I like action and horror
Speaker: So my comedy movie knowledge is not... But it is... It is comedy. It's not just comedy for comedy's sake. It is comedy to make you laugh out loud. Like every time you see it. I'm ready now.
Speaker: So it's going to be interesting, because this is one of those where we might actually have duplicates. So we're going to have to have backups. And we are going to give it a five. No, I think it would be bad, but it's a five. There's a lot of comedy movies out there that will, like, visually. I think this will be good. This will be good. I actually have to do some research. I have to look at my deflection and stare at it five minutes ago. No, that's funny.
Speaker: because this is going to be monster. So I think a fun list, once again, is, as I said, is full 100 % based on your type of comedy. Because I still find every which way of it lose funny. Jeff said his favorite. Jeff told me the other day his favorite comedy movie was American History X. I don't understand it, but. And mine is blue and subtle. I mean, we're all the way with an X. That's right.
Speaker: Hey, where are the white women at? I was going to say about the Scooby -Doo Facebook group.
Speaker: The other day I used that, would you listen to the show for a Scooby Snack? And people were commenting, they were like, actually, we would. One guy was like, I would listen for two Scooby Snacks. So we get a lot of love in there. I like those guys. They're a pretty cool group. I forget which one is the one. I actually follow the punitentiary.
Speaker: That one gives us some love. I think we have some listeners in there. And then I always post to the 90s groups. Because there are people. There's a funny OSHA one. They dig us as well.
Speaker: Yeah, OSHA. Yeah, OSHA. Occupational Safety and Hazardous. Yeah. Yeah. It's called, like, That's Not OSHA. Well, it's like, That's Not OSHA. So they're making fun of OSHA. So they're, like, post memes in there, like, a guy that uses stream. Every one of my videos on YouTube would be in that group, and they'd be like, yep, that's not OSHA. Yeah. Like, guys stacking expendable or expendable. Extendable ladders, extension ladders, stack it on two lifers.
Speaker: Yeah, two by fours and shit like that. Making their own scaffolding. Yeah. When you got a five foot step ladder, you need to go up seven foot. Yeah. Okay, I didn't eat today, so I'm already having trouble. I just forgot. I had something that I wanted to comment on. How much have you drank?
Speaker: I had a couple steaks earlier today, maybe a couple of bagels, but I'm starting to get there. I'm relaxing. Now we can talk some shit. But how much did you drink? Just this. They're already feeling it? I don't have no food in me. This is what I know about me.
Speaker: You're flush. I'm not. You have beer. I have a record. I was going to say, yeah, we're not all crisp. We're going to do 24 beers and still be fixing. It's one drink. Because I have no food. Lenny, I got this, but I understand. You're correcting what you're thinking. You're correcting what you're being precautionary of. I agree. Trust me, I'm going to go to bed. I'm not driving anywhere. I do have food to eat. I'm going to make me a couple of sandwiches. I'm going to make me a couple of bagels, and I'm going to be good. Bro, man, what are you doing?
Speaker: I'm making a sandwich for Martin. For Martin, Brahman. They used to come in, making a couple of sandwiches, Marty Ma. You remember Brahman, like his neighbor from upstairs that would come in and just like make sandwiches on Martin? You said Brahman is Brahman. Brahman, Brahman, whatever. Brahman.
Speaker: I'm not blacking up for you, Tony. My bad. I apologize. Chris is like, I was commenting on his skin tone. From the fifth floor, right, Tony? From the fifth floor. Making a couple of sandwiches. I'm going to eat, Lenny. Don't you worry. I know your concerns. I know what you're being precautionary of. Alcohol is always the answer. You are correct. In all the times I've been in house, you've been correct twice.
Speaker: To everybody. Two times four. What is the answer? Alcohol. In fact, anybody in the alcohol who was watching me put some food in my stomach, I want you to put a one in the chat. If you don't think I need to put food in my stomach, put a two in the chat. Everybody on all apps, go. You only make a rep of me twice, woman. Don't make me confine your flowering ass.
Speaker: So, uh, we got through this up. We got through the, uh... It'll be funny in here. Let me know what they say on the TikTok. I don't know if you saw it, but, uh, Shane B, when he voted... It should be the jackass. I was like, this motherfucker. I just saw that and I was like, jeez. He's a jackass.
Speaker: Well, since we got through the starting five relatively easy, relatively quick, let me run into the top 10 before I say something. It goes back to our conversation we were having earlier. Deal with it, Tony.
Speaker: Uh, oh, whoa, uh -oh. Well, uh -oh. Uh -oh. Oh, there we go. It's actually gonna be a top 25, but it goes back to the conversation we were having earlier. About warning labels and stupid people. My dick has one. Get to the point. Yeah, caution. Small things are a choking hazard. Bullshit.
Speaker: You've been warned before gross. I'm drinking, bitch! What was that? What was that? I'm 21. What was the warning label? Be prepared to be disappointed. This will be the worst 30 seconds of your life, but I'll be happy. Please. Hey, it's a race, and I'm in it winning.
Speaker: Nope. Ricky Bobby said if you ain't first, you're last. Even if it's quick, you're going to have an impact. Always remember that. Nice. I like that. Thank you very much. 6 '2, 280 pounds. I remember that on the 16th. I'm going to have an impact. 54. It might be, but it's still having an impact. Again, I'm 16, 280 pounds. Oh, my god. That's your tone. Shut up. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, I got one of my my five just popped in my head One scene gets me every fucking time. Oh, please. Excuse me, but if he fucked with me and I'll be trying not to But damn, he's fucking with you
Speaker: This is his imagination running wild. Just like when he comes on here and he does it live and he's like, I'm talking to you right now, we're not talking to him. I'm talking to you, Jeff. When he comes on here and he does it live and he's like, who wants the smoke? Who wants the drama? All you motherfuckers that got a problem with motherfucking Tony D, let me know. And then he's live and it's just crickets in the check. Nobody knows what the fuck he's talking about. Nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about. Nobody knows what the hell you're talking about.
Speaker: Nobody cares. You noticed that. That's right. You know, that was my philosophy for the longest time. It's easier to talk shit than it is to beat a shit. Fuck it. I guess it's better to be pissed on than pissed off. That's right. I was like, why are you horses? I'd be worried about that too.
Speaker: That's Dave Chappelle, man. Let's see, I got the top 10 stupid and funny labels that people have actually been put onto products because of stupid fucking people. Nice. For you guys. Not all of these are going to be Winnies, winners. But some of them are interested in like, really? Like, wow. But we're starting number 25. Like I said, I think I can fly through these relatively quick. No artificial colors.
Speaker: on Nestle Smarties. What? You know, the Smarties, they're like the little sugar candy that are like in a circle. They come in all different colors. Apparently there's no artificial coloring. I did not know that. I don't know how, but. Do not put in water. That warning label was on the toaster.
Speaker: Nice. Warning label on a t -shirt. Please remove child before washing. Are you serious? These are real warning labels that are on real products. Once again, stupid people get stupid prizes. Yes. Number 22. On a can of sardines contains fish. I almost dropped my glass. Let me put my glass down, because goddamn, I almost dropped my shit. Go ahead.
Speaker: Uh, on a nutcracker, I don't get this one, but, uh, may poison food. Uh, because, uh, maybe because of the lead paint or. Well, I guess we got an old ass nutcracker. Yeah. Or, or even, even because it carried it for like, uh, nut allergies.
Speaker: Sometimes I wish some people's moms had a nut allergy. How else would you accept a poison in your throat? I don't know. I love you to your dad. Nut allergies. New hashtag. Yeah. That's tag nut allergies.
Speaker: Uh, no, no, number 20. On a box of weak bins, contained sweet. Contained weak.
Speaker: Sometimes I like to church it up for you Tony and I like to be extra white for you But number 19 on a can of tuna fish no dolphin included
Speaker: That's like that dolphin -safe tuna, because dolphins get caught up in the... Animal activists. Crazy -ass animal activists. And I got a crazy -ass animal activist in the news for you guys tonight. Okay, I'm sorry, but hold on a second. Nut allergies. Well, isn't someone that like peanut M &Ms that make it contains nuts?
Speaker: Well, they have to put those labels on there. On a canoe, a label on canoes only for use in the water. You know somebody tried to use the fucking canoes. Right now, I'm no longer drunk. You just fucked up. Keep going. I mean, you can totally use it in the snow.
Speaker: Yeah. Jodie, uh, nut allergies. I hope not. Uh, number 17, on a glass window, do not break. Obviously. Nice. On a microwave. A warning label that's on a microwave. Do not put pets in size. They have to do it. They have to do it. You know some assholes, like my cat's wet.
Speaker: How can we dry them off really fast? Here we go. Here kitty kitty. Cure your nut allergies and put you in the microwave don't worry. My pussy's wet. What should I do with it? The dryer's full but in the microwave.
Speaker: number 15 on the bread pudding product will be hot after heating again that goes back to the coffee
Speaker: On what product? On bread pudding. It's only most of the women I get to keep going. Tony, just in case you didn't know, this one applies for both you and I right now, number 14. On alcohol, you will get drunk when you use this product for its intended purposes. No. No. I can't make this shit up. I don't believe it. I don't believe you. I better try it. Well, yeah.
Speaker: I don't believe you. I should try it. Not allergy. Not allergies. On a blowtorch, Jeffrey, I think this one was made for you. On a blowtorch, do not use on children. Wow. We got a problem right there. We got a problem. What asshole? This is a good idea. What do you mean?
Speaker: On sleeping pills, warning may cause drowsiness. I've seen that label. Number 11. This is for a TV antenna. Back in the day, we all remember the big TV antennas you put on the side of your house.
Speaker: Do not attempt to install if you are drunk, pregnant, or both. Do not eat the antenna and do not throw the antenna at your spouse. Are those all on the label? That is one label. Do not throw the... The last one. The last one is a real thing because, you know, there's always that spouse that knows how to do it better than you but is afraid to get on the ladder.
Speaker: Mm -hmm. Because she's all to the ground going, no, go to the lab. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. Bitch, get your ass up here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But now we're into the top 10. This warning label is put on stairs. Warning, in all caps, uneven surface. Stupid ass. Wow. On rat poisoning.
Speaker: Warning, poisonous. Arsenic, if you can't pronounce it, you probably don't need to eat it. Stupid. On a drill, battery drill, electronic drill, or electronic drill, whatever, this product is not intended for the use as a dental drill. So don't go get your 20 volt Milwaukee or DeWalt or Ryobi drill bit and try to use that away.
Speaker: Let me fix that. Let me fix that bad toothy yak, Chris. Come here. Yeah, right? Well, it probably wouldn't inhale that drill bit like old boy did last. That's why I thought when you said it too, it was like, swallow that drill bit. Good luck with that. Yeah. Number seven, warning label on a jigsaw puzzle or a label in general. Some assembly are required.
Speaker: On a kitchen knife set warning label keep out of reach of children On the on the base of a tiramisu box, isn't that some kind of dessert? Tiramisu is okay. Well, it says do not turn this upside down
Speaker: You know what the fuck chocolate mousse is? Yeah. Ice cream. One of them shits I don't eat. No, it's pudding and whipped cream. First of all, it's got mousse in it. I'm not eating it. Fuck that shit. That's as bad as the nut allergy. May don't drop his phone, bitches.
Speaker: It's the moose that I went to Canada and fought, Tony, and I put it in there, and I brought you some tiramisu. It tastes like real moose. I love it with Tony drinks. Good lord. It's got real moose, but real moose parts. For the second time, for the second time, this is, buffaloes don't have wings. Fuck y 'all. Mushrooms don't have wings. Fuck y 'all.
Speaker: He dropped his phone. Number four, this is made on the second time of the list. This is clearly a real problem. On a toaster, not for underwater use. Fucking idiots. Who has that pride idea to go like, I wanted to make toast, but I didn't want to get out of the pool. It's not about like, toast. It's about throwing in the bathtub when your ass is in there after you get pissed off. You better watch some more movies instead of the YouTube clips. I'm 30 years old. Your ass been... Oh no, don't get me wrong.
Speaker: But any more toasters actually come with a kill switch built in. If it gets wet, it will kill itself. It will shut itself off. Yeah, but not until it goes off for us. No, it's a millisecond. You're still going to get, yeah, well, I don't know. You want to test it long to die from electrocution. You better watch the eagle eye again. Them motherfuckers evaporated. Number three, warning label on mattresses.
Speaker: Not to be confused with the phrase Tony's heard more times than he can count. Don't bite the pillow. But do not attempt to swallow the mattress. No, there's shoe ass with all that mouth. See, that's exactly why you've been talking about the pillow. I'm trying to wrap my mind around who the fuck tries to eat a mattress. Strange addictions, man. You ever watch that fucking show? There was a bitch on there that was eating drywall. Geez, you better talk to him, geez.
Speaker: There's chicken that was eating hair. One dude was eating toilet paper. I'm just, I'm just saying, I mean, wouldn't we grab a knife and fork, like, hmm, what do we have in our dinner, mattress? My favorite. Seeley Posturepedic. I'm telling the buddy this shit. Ooh, I like Seeley's, they're awesome, that tastes good. On the back, on the back of peanuts, warning, nuts.
Speaker: Not to be confused with nut allergy. Nut allergy? Nut allergy. I think we found our new t -shirt. Warning, nut allergy. And number one. These nuts? On the list. Warning. Wearing this garment does not enable you to enable flight.
Speaker: And that is on a Superman costume. Superman costume, yeah. Somebody does need that. Let's be clear. Batman can't fly, first of all. Batman's a bitch. Batman's a bitch. You know? Oh, speaking of Batman. Speaking of Batman, kind of off subject, but it is what it is. Somebody did a breakdown. If you locked, and we're just going to go with the four main Batmans, Keaton, Bale, the new one, and Bat Flick.
Speaker: If you locked them into a room, yeah, if you locked them into a room, who would win and who would walk out? Keaton and Bale, who? Keaton, Bale, Affleck, and Pattison. Pattison, vampire bloke. Yeah, Affleck, I think he could take more blows.
Speaker: Well and this guy broke it down and he basically went from their suits, their experience, their knowledge and everything
Speaker: and he was like first and foremost Christian Bale he's out he's the first one to go because he's a hothead he is temperament his temper gets the best of him and he's not the greatest fighter because if you watch those it's not an age thing it's a it's a batman thing but uh and if you're watching those you're watching those batman movies with Christian Bale in the in the age that they played batman yeah so he would be like 25
Speaker: Affleck's 25. Everybody's the same age that they play back. It's not an age thing. It's based off of... I'm not making you think. I'm trying to explain it to you. Shut up and listen. God damn it. Shut the fuck up and listen. I got a microphone. Don't listen to every goddamn word I have. I love that it's not me.
Speaker: Drink more often, Tony. So the guy said, and this is not my opinion. This is the guy's opinion. I just happen to agree with it. But he said Christian Bale will be out first because he's too much of a hothead and he lets his temper get the best of him from time to time. And if you watch the Batman movies that he was in, that Batman Begins trilogy, he just asked me a lot. He's not very, he's Christian Bale. Yeah. Second, second to go. But he was trained by Ra's al Ghul in that one. They all were. I know.
Speaker: race out, not race. It depends on the cartoon. They said race in the cartoon. I said, depending upon what movie, what movie, what show or anything like that, it's all different. But they said Keaton would be the second one. No, they said Patterson would be the second one to go because of his
Speaker: lack of experience and lack of knowledge even though he's got a badass suit of armor and boy takes some you know like and durability. I disagree with that. I disagree with that for the simple fact Keaton can't turn his head.
Speaker: Well, maybe they said Keaton was second to go, but they put Keaton in there based off of his lack of armor on this suit and the fact that he could not turn his head so that if you came from the side and attacked him, he would be out. And they said last but not least, the only one that would be able to take on the other three Batmans single -handedly without an issue would be Batflick.
Speaker: He was the most experienced. He was the most knowledgeable. He had the best arsenal as far as his suit. And he was the best. He was the most well -trained and based off of the movie that he was in. He was fighting motherfuckers. They were coming at him head on. And he was just beating the brakes off of motherfuckers. Who the fuck is butt flick? Jesus fucking Christ. Fucking dorks. I watched the movie. That's it. In Affleck.
Speaker: Oh, Batfleck is what you call him? Yeah, Batfleck. That's what everybody calls him. Chris is slick. It's Batfleck. Batfleck. It's like everybody's calling Robert Pattinson, Pattinson. I think it's time to play Blacktop Mojo. It's like everybody's calling Robert Pattinson, Robert Pattinson now. Oh, and speaking of, confirmed as of today, DC came out and said there is going to be a Batman 2 with Robert Pattinson. I saw that today. I didn't see that. Robert Pattinson did good.
Speaker: I thought he did a fantastic job. Huh? I thought he did a fantastic job. I think he did a fantastic job. I have pet feet. Like Tony, I have a few pet peeves about the car. I like the car, but at the same time... No, no. Before you see the car... It was basic. You see car parts. Excellent intro to the car. You see car parts laying down?
Speaker: And the valve cover that's sitting there, it's been 14, 16 years old. Oh my god. Shut up, Jeff. I told you to go to the gatner music. You can't fucking stop to play the fucking music.
Speaker: I'm looking it up right now. I'm going to be honest with you. The intro to the Batmobile was dope because they had a ribbon. Oh no. I thought that was revenue in the dark. That is dope. That's a full on Christine moment. Yeah. Jeff wants to break it down to the, to the fucking injectors and the fucking, the tires that were on the car, because like that car in 1962 did not use those tires because those tires.
Speaker: Until 1963, and they were only, and those tires were only available on Ford and Dodge. And that is a Chevy. Four cylinder versus V8. I was about to say, you were going to say it was a V6 that was a V8, but how it sounded, I knew you were going to do that. No, no, no. Not even about the sound, because the engine parts that they showed were four cylinder.
Speaker: but as I told you guys, you're wanting to shit on the car and everything, and as I told you guys, you have to remember, in this movie, he's only two years in, so he's still new to the game. He doesn't have all the cool stuff. The best thing about that car, I find it one of the most realistic Batmobiles, because the problem I have with the Keaton Batmobile, if Bruce Wayne goes to a car builder and says, hey, build me this car, because you know he didn't build that shit,
Speaker: Well, how do you know? The guy's a fucking genius. Understood, understood. But if you're, if you're going to build something, you're obviously going to, you're not going to build a one -off vehicle. You would use an existing car, which is what Patterson did. But I mean, if you're a Batman, why wouldn't you build a one -off vehicle?
Speaker: Because then it's harder to get parts and mold all the new parts. Not if you're Batman and you're a bazillionaire and you can do whatever the fuck you want. But you're fighting crime all the time. You don't have time to make parts. He probably didn't build his car. Lucius did. Lucius wasn't in his car. Agreed, agreed. But if I had to choose a Batmobile, if you had to choose a Batmobile, which one would you take?
Speaker: That's a good question. That's a great question. That is an absolutely great question. I'm sorry, I know it's cliche, but I would totally take the tumbler. The what? The tumbler. Which is the car that Bale used. I would beat the piss out of that thing. Did Ben Affleck have a car? Affleck? He did. Affleck? He did.
Speaker: It's more of a four -wheel, it's more of a four -man, one -style car with the wheels covered. It's kind of funky looking. I don't know, I like him. He's one of my favorite Batmans. I like him. A buddy of mine actually has a replica of Keaton's Batman, Batmobile. But, thanks. But would that be his head? He actually lives in Ohio. Nice. But would that be? Oh, is that the guy up in Mansfield?
Speaker: that has the General Lee and shit like that, he's got a bunch of replica cards. Yep, he's got several, but he literally drives a Batmobile around occasionally. Yeah, I know what you're talking about, I know that guy too. I know that guy too. But with that being said, we're gonna real quick break. We'll be back here in just a few minutes, got a little blacktop mojo, a little cover song, if you will. Thank you guys for listening, thank you guys for hanging out. We'll be right back here about four or five minutes.
Speaker: Got news coming up for you. Tony's favorite guy will stop in and say hello. And they will call it a night, but a little blacktop mode if you're not already. Check them out on all social media, wherever you stream music at. Go show them some love. Let them know, nonsensical nonsense, sent ya. And this is their cover of Seether's Broken. It's Matt James and Cat Sherry. So we'll be back here in just a few minutes.
Speaker: I want you and you to know that I don't know where you left I wanna hold you high and steer your pain away I keep your photograph and I know it serves me well
Speaker: I'm gonna hold you high and steal your pain Because I'm broken, but I'm frozen And I won't feel right when you're gone again You've got a way
Speaker: Don't you hear the other one? The worst is over now
Speaker: I want to hold you and steal my pain. There's so much left to learn and no one left to find.
Speaker: Cause I hold you high, steal your pain Cause I'm wrong, yeah When I'm over, then I don't feel it
Speaker: I am strong enough Cause I'm wrong, yeah When I'm lost and I don't feel right When I'm gone away
Speaker: Cause I'm broken when I'm lonely I don't need to write my hands strong enough Cause I'm broken
Speaker: My soul is not all that sweet and wild It was never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever
Speaker: You're gonna win, you don't fear anymore
Speaker: And welcome back to Nonsense, we appreciate y 'all hanging out with us while we do what we do what we do. What's going on, golf? Hopefully you guys have enjoyed the show so far. That was Blacktop Mojo. That was Maddie James with Katie Cher. Absolutely. I love her damn voice. She's got the chicken.
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Speaker: I don't pay myself. No, you don't. You don't pay yourself enough for this shit. We don't have any money to pay anything. I'm not going to give you the shit for the past month, three times a week. You got this shit down to a size. You haven't even looked at a script. I got a condom at your ass. I need you to work on giving yourself some more money. I can't find anything. I don't pay myself for anything. I don't even acknowledge myself at all for any of the work that gets put into it. I give you guys all the credit. Oh, well, thank you. The two guys that only turn on their cameras, and that's it. Shut up. Nothing out of this.
Speaker: Fuck your nut allergy. Women love him. If I women, you'd be machi cheese. Oh, bitch, stop being jealous. Of what? You might have seen me in the streets, but damn it, you don't know me. When your holly ain't speak, remember, you don't know me. Say, if I see you in the streets, I'm going to run you over.
Speaker: Say get out the street dummy. I used to watch This is don't play in the street. You won't make me burn this Chevy to a real slow Please continue I'm cool. I'm serene. I'm comfortable and vocabulary
Speaker: That's a real word. He's still trying to spill it in his head. Somebody take Tony's drink. He's making up words. He's having that mega punch. Oh, shit. Warning sign. Go play in the street, facts. We ain't got but about a week left on Haps. Y 'all need to be warned. All y 'all need to be warned because it's
Speaker: Because if you want to find Tony, there's a streaming app out there. Tony will be there. I'm going to tell you where I am. Perhaps we'll go out with a bang if I got anything to fucking do with it. OK. Why is Haps going to go out with a bang? Haven't you people fucked it up enough?
Speaker: Promise to make this motherfucker go out like 1999 and Mardi Gras. And the last day it happens is gonna be Fat Tuesday before you change yourself. Remember that? Sure, there's broadcast coming on the last day. Speak for yourself. Non -discriminatory. We get to turn this episode... Shut up. It was not pretty. It was not a pretty episode. Who? We did. It wasn't a bad episode, it was just...
Speaker: Somebody looking sad. It was just somebody looking sad and pathetic out. He can't do it. No, somebody opened it. It wasn't even Gemini. It was somebody else like, we'll do a shirt. Like, bro, I can't take my shirt off. And then got mad because he was cold. Lenny, we got that part. I told you I got that part already. Don't you worry about that. I got that part. All right.
Speaker: Die. Please continue. Click. You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, Twitch, Instagram, and YouTube, as well as all podcasts and platforms. Nonsense is a cononsense podcast. Very simple. If you want to do a top five list, or you want to submit a top five list based on the categories we have every week, please send your top five list to nonsense is a cononsense podcast. One word at gmail .com. Now what the fuck was we talking about? Ain't nobody fuck with me, man. Y 'all gotta understand this shit. Y 'all can't fuck with me. Aight?
Speaker: Hey Denzel, calm down. Keep calm. They got shit on me. Hey, I'll take that. That's a compliment. You will? Of course. As long as the Brad Pitt from Fight Club, because that motherfucker was ripped like a motherfucker. He was ripped. He might taste and almost killed his ass. Wait, what? Wait, what? I've been giving.
Speaker: They worried about Mike Tyson. Shut up Mike Tyson. You bitch. You bitch. Shit. What's wrong with me? I'm going on with that one, bro. I'll take the second round, but you got the first one. Oh, yes. I pull up Mike Tyson. I'm Mike Tyson. And I'll bite his fucking ear off. Dushie. I want to hang out with Mike Tyson. They ain't going to get no help from me.
Speaker: But here's the thing here's the thing we were and this goes back to what we were talking about earlier as we get older and we learn to Think first rather than react Tyson's been through hell and back the man has been through hell and back and it's publicized He's coming a long fucking way and he is a very
Speaker: very uh calm and timid version of himself these days have you acted on that and you heard what he says about himself if you allow if you get mad at somebody they become your master i love the consciousness he has right now that's what i'm saying who used to be and i respect his yeah that's what i'm saying i love listening to him i love i love when he does interviews and stuff like that because there's a lot of people that do interviews with him and they want to ask him dumb
Speaker: And with the way he thinks and with his words and stuff, man, he breaks people down. And like I said, the man has come a very long way because he was the epitome of no fuse, hot headed, snap in a second. And he was very dangerous. He was just as strong and aggressive as everybody feels he should be, but he showed it in the ring.
Speaker: With a person who will fight or not you saw the aggression he had when he attacks you and his attack is a fucking bulldog Yeah, his attacks were very lethal and you watch his thread the last year the year before he's oh, yeah. He's still got it. Yes
Speaker: I don't care what you say about Tyson, I bet you won't fight him. That's what I said. I can appreciate where he's come from and where he's at now. I'm not saying that Tyson and I traveled the same path or anything like that, but I relate to it a lot because I've been down a dark road or a dark path or anything like that. Anybody who's bullied, they had to stand there. And myself, personally. So that's why I said I enjoy listening to Mike Tyson. When he talks, I listen.
Speaker: I got nothing but respect for the man. He speaks knowledge before he talks down to you. He will talk to you to uplift yourself before he talks down to you. And that's the mentality that our people need to have. When we do podcasts, when we do broadcasts, when we do live streams, when we're talking to people on the internet, that's the mentality you need to have with my taste in the door right now. And I love it. I love it. Because he looks you in the eyes and he don't blink. And he still has this. Because he's still crazy. He still talks to you with no fear. And he looks at you, he wants you to say something stupid so he can fuck you up.
Speaker: Y 'all saw what he did to that dude on the plane, and that motherfucker tried him. He needed his ass whooped. Oh, no. The bitch. The fuck was he doing? You fucking stupid. You fucking stupid. That guy was like. You stupid as shit. I'm stupid. Won the Susanous Prize on the plate. Fuck. You stupid. Yeah, no, I got another one. I got another one. He was being calm. He was being tamed because he wasn't in the ring. He didn't have dancing room. He was actually limited in his actions, and you still got fucked the fuck up, all right?
Speaker: That's how you get pink eye
Speaker: That was good, that was good. I heard that. Let me give you that, man. So you need Covid mouth. I don't want either. I don't know what Covid mouth is, but I don't want either. Sadie's blushing. Fuck around and get pinkeye, man. Don't eat the booty like groceries. No, you don't eat the booty. No, you don't eat the booty.
Speaker: That's how the song goes. That's the wrong poop will ruin the whole night. Well, that's in any situation. It don't matter what you're doing. Man alive. What in the hell is happening tonight? I'm supposed to have fell asleep by now. Y 'all being good.
Speaker: Why would you leave? Just because you're drinking on an empty stomach, you don't have anywhere to go. That's how you have the alcohol -related incidents. Most people who have drunk alcohol -related incidents based on the fact that they didn't get enough sleep, they didn't get enough food in their stomach. I'm actually in that situation right now. I've had enough sleep and had enough food, so I'm gonna eat something even though I'm doing this at the same time. I'm gonna tell you a couple of stories. He doesn't talk as strong as me. Fuck you. So listen to this. Listen to this. Okay, listen.
Speaker: Or are you supposed to have fallen asleep tonight? I'm drinking on an empty stomach. I'm supposed to pass out. This is how motherfucker do it.
Speaker: I have gone out with no sleep, with no food in my belly, and drank my ass off, drank my fucking face off, and I've never gotten an alcohol -related driving incident, alcohol -related arrest, nothing. Because you know why? Because I still know how to fucking act. Me neither. Me neither. I gotta say, I haven't either.
Speaker: He's fine. Debbie, I gotta go to bed. I gotta work in the morning, damn it. I'm gonna need you to start broadcasting. How about that shit? Plus, on the other side... I don't drink. I don't drink. Well, I've never had alcohol. Shit. Who is that? Can you imagine if I had?
Speaker: Oh, that's true. He doesn't do it. I'll make you something. Don't worry. I'll make you something, y 'all. I'm just talking shit. I'll make you something. Two bagels on the street and some. I have a bag of pretzels. I make cheeseburgers and french fries. I need some wangs. I need a cheesesteaker wangs. I had a couple cheeseburgers before the show. And actually, when we finish the show, I'm going to have me a couple more cheeseburgers. I found these badass chicken burgers. I thought you were going to say chicken.
Speaker: I don't care how much shit we talk. You have an absolutely gorgeous and sexy wife. You stay here doing all the dumb shit you do because a lot of bitches can't manage her. You have no reason to go no fuck away. You have every reason to sit in the fucking house. But do me a favor and get the fuck out the house. Stop watching God damn YouTube and re -phase the world. I haven't watched YouTube all week because I got them games. Anyways in news. Yes.
Speaker: You know, your beard ain't that thick. Couldn't cut you off about an hour ago. What is my beard? My beard is that thick, but what is my beard being thick or not? You don't even have a fucking beard. You look like a fucking... You look like a milk dud on shoulders. You know what I mean? Look like somebody just took a milk dud on somebody on the panel. The milk dud where the milk come from is what the women love. The milk dud is the worst fucking candy on the planet. That's why everybody sells it. You a damn lie. Hey, what's... You know what's really good?
Speaker: I don't have to have this pissing contest with you. So you can do is win a pissing contest with me. I don't have to have that with you. I have a woman. She's hot as hell. She's way out of my league. I ain't mad at you. Do you remember the one that I have? That's a comment I want to bring up later. I figured out why Chris and I have women that are too hot for us.
Speaker: Why? Because we make them laugh. And when we make them laugh, their eyes are closed so they don't have to look so... That's funny. That's funny. That's fucking good. She likes to look at me. It's true. She told me I'm handsome. She lied to me. She needs glasses. She made you feel better. She told me I'm handsome. She lied to me. She made you feel better. She told me I'm handsome. She told me I'm handsome. She lied to me. She told me I'm handsome. She lied to me. She told me I'm handsome. She lied to me. She told me I'm handsome. She lied to me. She told me I'm handsome. She lied to me. She told me I'm handsome. She lied to me. She told me I'm handsome. She lied to me. She told me I'm handsome. She lied to me. She told me I'm handsome. She lied to me. She told me I'm handsome. She lied to me. She told me I'm
Speaker: My momma said. I'd like to thank you for showing me what you're showing me. That alligator was a mother. Yeah. They ordered me. They ordered me. I make a lot of women laugh. Women love me because of that. You gotta make them feel better than just sexual. I agree with that. And that's the fuck you gotta keep them. And as you've gotten. A goal for women that they need to learn is you have to be careful with funny guys because you're laughing, you're laughing, and boom, you're naked.
Speaker: We tickle more than your fancy. Just remember that. That's right. Tickle more than your funny bone. Would you say Jeff? Oh, I have a comment. I have a comment about when you did the top 10 the other day, when you were talking about the tongue as the strongest muscle. And I figured out why.
Speaker: No, here's why for instance when you see guys lifting 400 pounds and stuff that's a combination of muscles It's not one muscle doing all the work Lenny you should probably sober up drunk out your fucking mind I've seen it. It's not a pretty sight
Speaker: If you want to keep your lunch down, that's not something you want to see. My beard hides my three chins. And my lady likes my beard. That's the most relaxing thing. She says she loves it.
Speaker: Uh, I actually have a... My wife likes my beard, but as long as it's not too long, like the way it was before I cut it... Not ready at all. One of the reasons why I cut mine is because my wife wanted me to have one, but this is how we used to look. Can I grow it back here? Sure. Well, take us some time. I was going to say, aren't you? It's easier to maintain this than it is to maintain this. Would you say this?
Speaker: I said, aren't you getting divorced? So that kind of. This is me before. Yeah. Well, you were, you were, you were like all in the military, full on military stuff when you met your wife. Yeah. Yes. Both of us were in the military and I really couldn't keep a bid even though I had that discussion. Honestly, I would keep it clean. Can I grow it back? Yes, sure. But I can't get it to look like I want to. I got to get the perfect look when I do it. And I wanted the old Teddy Riley look back when they were with Guy. That's hard to maintain.
Speaker: Maintaining your beard in general is hard to do it right, but it becomes routine and it's not that big a deal. I mean like when I take a shower, I get out of the shower, I dry off, do all that stuff, let my beard air dry and then I put the oils in it to keep it soft and moisturized and everything like that.
Speaker: and let it shine. Yeah. And let it shine. And then, you know, some days I'm like a damn pool. What the fuck is letting you shine? That's what I want. You can't tell you guys either. Personally, you should like a damn shag carpet. Who the fuck are you talking to? I had a beer and I have as much hair with you. My shit was needed in US. First of all, I asked for a picture of you with a beard and you sent me a you and look like you just left the fucking barber. You look like you just left the barber and he hooked you up with a picture with a beard.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah you sent me one you had chin strap your beard that you sent me was literally chin straps and a little tiny moustache And I'm like this motherfuckers confused as hell by what a beard beard is if you take care of your beard like I said There's nothing ratty about my beard my beard is actually super soft super smooth and brushed in comb on a regular basis so I can run my fingers and everything through it no problems and
Speaker: But I will never shave my beard off. And my lady likes my beard. And one of the greatest things is when we're laying in bed together, is she's running her fingers through my beard with her head on my chest. Good morning. Good morning. Good night. Good morning, Kevin. You just got out of the pool.
Speaker: This is after a day of work. Some of us actually have to leave our house and go to work instead of sitting in front of a camera with the camera turned off and talking shit all day. Wow. The strongest beard I've ever had was the ones I've had. That wasn't you, Jeffrey. That's the best beard pick I've got, honestly. No, because a while back, people asked us to see what we look like without our beards. So I asked you guys for a picture with and without beards.
Speaker: You know, here's the basic thing. I just look super young. It's very rare I go, I shave my face, like completely, like Tony. Yeah. No, when I left it. I at least had the goatee. Wait, what? Right. Wow. Not necessarily directed at you, but OK.
Speaker: Somebody's got a guilty conscience. Yeah, somebody's got a guilty conscience. I beg to differ, though. So what is your news? What is your news? When I left South Carolina, when I put my two weeks in at Orca, because we weren't allowed to have facial hair at Orca, I put my two weeks in and on that day I quit shaving. I was like, and they're like, click. You still have two weeks, you have to shave. And I'm like, what are you going to do? Fire me?
Speaker: It's like, I'm literally, not only am I quitting, but I'm leaving the state. Like, what are you gonna... Go ahead, fire me. I'll take two weeks. I'll take seven weeks. I'll take seven. Go ahead. My boss is like, one of my supervisors, he's like, hey, valid point. Plus, we don't have anybody to run your route right now. So, we're trying to stuck with you. I was like, shit, I wish I'd have known that seven years ago. You should.
Speaker: I'd have grown my beard out just long enough until I pushed it to the limits, the breaking limits, and then be like, oh, I'll shave it. My bad. I'm sorry. Oh, my bad. I totally forgot the name. I totally forgot the name. This is from last night. Well, the bad thing about it is the crazy thing about it was I would shave every morning, but by the end of the day, according to their standards, my beard was too long because I'd have a five o 'clock shadow. So one of my branch managers used to give me shit about it all the time and get on my case. You used to think about that pic right there.
Speaker: So one of my service managers, he's like coming in the morning. I didn't get a pic. I got a Facebook mic. That's not a beard, dude. That's the best one I got for the most part. But one of my service managers,
Speaker: told me he said come in one morning he actually brought me like a battery shaver that I could keep in my truck he's like come in in the morning let him see what you look like in the morning shave and then come into the office in the evening when you get done so they can see that you're actually shaving I was like alright and I did and I rolled in there and when I did the branch manor just looked stupid
Speaker: He's like, oh, I'm like, yeah, dude, I told you I shave every fucking morning. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'm like you. I'm a man. My balls dropped. I can't help when my shit grows. What's going on, Joe? That's the strongest bid I got, honestly. I said it's best. Yeah.
Speaker: No content found. Can't you just scream, save that, and... Hold on, I'll save it. See your credentials, Jeff? Yes, I do. But when I came home, I was like, I'm not shaving. I clean it up. I keep it cleaned up and edged up. I go to see my barber every couple of weeks, and he cleans it up and edges it up and everything like that. But after a day at work, it just gets a little crazy. Oh, no, it's true.
Speaker: Oh yeah, every morning I get up and I brush it and I rinse it out and brush it and everything like that. I don't always put beard cream in it. I always put oil in it because oil helps it stay soft and shiny and stuff like that. And I brush it constantly. So you just got to take care of it. At the end of the day, you just got to take care of it. Honestly, yes. I use conditioners.
Speaker: And I'm not going through a whole process just to do the podcast.
Speaker: I use conditioner like for hair. Hopefully it seems like you got a dead skunk on your face. Yeah, should be 17, Joe. Your daughter will? Mm -hmm. Oh, shit. Tomorrow. Congratulations. Tell her happy birthday early. Tell her happy birthday. Yeah, I got to find out if anything's going on tomorrow.
Speaker: I didn't find out until Sunday that apparently I was trying to make plans for this weekend. Apparently she had plans of her own already made. And nobody told me anything. Yeah, she's 17. That's what we do. I mean, what were you doing at 17? I know exactly what you were doing. You didn't want to hang out with family. I was working. Two jobs. I know. That's my point. I was working two jobs. I remember those days of having two jobs.
Speaker: Technically, I still do kind of have two jobs. This and real work. I just don't get paid from this yet. Yeah, I was going to say that. One day I will get paid from this. If we had any luck. I moved out at 18. I will get paid. These two will not get paid. Right.
Speaker: They'll get $1 .50. You just want pre -merch. Deal. Deal, Jeff. When we sign our $100 ,000 contract. I'm going to replace all of my glasses in my house with Nonsense and Nonsense glasses overnight. Like, where the hell? Where's all our glasses? I got new ones. They were free.
Speaker: When we sign our big, our $100 million, $200 million contract with Spotify, I'll be like, Jeffrey, all the merchandise you, no, you don't want paid. All the merchandise you want, sir, I'll take care of it. What do you need? How much do you need and how many? How many glasses do you need? 10? I got you. Here's 10 cups. I'm going to be honest with you. If we ever got that much money, I wouldn't even break your pockets.
Speaker: You would have most of that. You ain't gonna break nobody's pockets. You know what, at the end of the day, at the end of the day, a couple mil, call me and call David. Once I clear my bed, I gotta be the surplus for the kids. I'm gonna shut the fuck up. We got a hundred million dollar deal, not to, not to, not to, not to, if we got a hundred million dollar deal, not to be a dick, but to be a dick, I would take 50 and I'd give you guys 25. I'll tell you, I'll deal with that. That's mainly because I do all the work. Is me in the gross, yes. I'd be fine with that.
Speaker: But I don't think anybody's gonna be pissed off at 25 million After taxes we will If we were making that much fucking money you two would never have to worry about anything ever again I would make damn sure that Yeah, there would be no want for anything Hey your own damn taxes, that's the best of a pick right there
Speaker: Well, no, we ain't gonna say that because I get treated better than that. I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna say there ain't no token on here. And I can build the surplus to where I don't have to spend money anymore. I can live off the interest. I can call it even. I would like to know how I'm lazy.
Speaker: Get him. I don't even know who the fuck that is. Get him. Yeah, you know, because I've seen him coming after you a while back because he was making comments about our boy, about our boy Smoke. I want to know how you started an account two days prior to your first comment that you want to come up here talking shit. More than your ass, son. I told you I came over here looking for you.
Speaker: You know I got this lick in me, right? Oh, you don't know. I'm a little drunk. The fuck you say? Get into the news while I fry some chicken. Am I on speed? No, I'm not talking any... No, I'm not on speed. I'm trying to get on Tony's level and talk super fast. It's a lot. Yeah, I was gonna say, there's nothing lazy about me, especially when it comes to this podcast, because all the behind -the -scenes stuff...
Speaker: I handle the two other guys and I'm not hating on them and I'm not shitting on them for it because they're a huge part of the show. But they, uh, they just turn their cameras on and come hang out with me for a couple hours every week. He Jeff half ass, half ass post the starting five.
Speaker: If you don't start putting a little bit more effort, speaking of the starting five, you don't start putting a little bit more fucking effort into it. I'm talking to Jeff and his starting five. Well, here's the starting five, vote for the winner. Every time you post it, even this week's. Well, here's the thing, by the time I didn't get posted, it's usually at the end of a 12, 15 hour day. A little jazz hands.
Speaker: Zoom, see who wins. You choose Tony, Jeff, Chris. What? That was what your post was for this week's starting five. No, ma 'am. This is a new bottle. I just got a couple of days ago, honestly. Actually, yeah, he got that in the mail Monday. I actually witnessed that. Yes, he did. He was singing all the notes and everything. This was the day a dream come true. I just want to let you know.
Speaker: Was that a screenshot from Top Gun 2? No, that's the day I flew on an F -16. You flew on one or did you fly it? I flew it. No, flew on one. He's in a jump seat. That was an incentive flight. Jeff knows what those are.
Speaker: Yeah, who the fuck you calling token? Let me see a little racist bastards up in here some motherfucking thing All right, ain't nobody's fucking token. I'll cut you out. I don't give a fuck to do my own goddamn show But I'm honored to be accepted into another show y 'all kiss my ass I got your token right between my ladies and for your fucking mouth and put it on the forehead and leave a residue. Fuck you what? Bitch
Speaker: What he said. I don't play hooky from work. I still go to work and I still got my job. Half of you couldn't take this much time off and still have your job. Fuck y 'all. Bitches. Yeah. All this racist homosexual shit coming in my direction. When I don't play them games, y 'all kiss my ass. I will fight you. You just saw the conversation they had the first out with this broad game. They tried to calm me down. I can ignore that ass and fuck you up. No, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a justified ass whooping right there.
Speaker: That goes to everybody out there. Jeff. That's racist ass bullshit. Y 'all would like to talk shit on the internet and won't face nobody face to face. Yeah. That's when I got a whole bunch of illness. Right now you have an advantage. I'll day you the show. Kiss my ass. Jeff, he's talking to you with your racist ass. On site, bitch.
Speaker: That's okay. You're the token? Fuck you. Show up. This is funny to watch. I got it. Whatever now and then you kiss the wrong moment. And right now is you're not your time. I don't play that token shit. I don't play that racist shit. I don't play anything against black folk shit. Fuck you. I'm a radical African -American. I'm an African -descending American male. I will fight any and everybody. Fuck you. Show up. How many technically all? All what? Yes.
Speaker: Give them a minute, please. Give them a minute, please. Now, let me just mess with the podcast. But see, most of you are reckless with your mouth on the internet. That's why everybody's switching apps all the time. You don't know how to talk to nobody. You always want to trigger some goddamn body, and you think a motherfucker's going to take it, but what you want to do is retweet or rebroadcast the same shit you done said about a motherfucker that embarrassed them. Fuck you, the grind you walk on, where you're from, who you're born by, and what you stand for. Kiss all my ass, boy. You get the people like that guy, then you get the self -entitled
Speaker: African -based.
Speaker: Dipshits that think they're more important than what they really are that just won't get the hint and go the fuck away And as much as he fucks with us about how much you're trying to carry house. I didn't want it to go away I was fucking enjoying myself. So I'll put the motherfucker on my back. That's why I call myself the mayor. Nobody else wanted to Kiss my ass. I got theme music. I'll be on after this broadcast Debbie you just got your wish
Speaker: Well Tony, if you're the mayor, perhaps you really let it go to hell. I didn't let it go to hell. You see, the mayor isn't the governor, and the governor isn't the president, so only had a little bit of control. Fuck him. You keep snakes in your circle. Sometimes they work for your benefit if you feed them. I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking thing!
Speaker: Anyways, do you have any news, Chris? Tell me at a Chris moment and let the chatters box get the best of him. I'm just sitting back watching the show. Talking about the losers of grandeur. First of all, it was comedy. It was fun. It was enjoyable. It wasn't paying me. I didn't give a shit. I just did it and nobody challenged it. So since your ass knows so much about up here, you must have been somebody who was on Haps, who made a troll account on another app just to get some attention. That's bitch moves. At the end of the day, the bad part with me on the Internet, I didn't fake anything about myself.
Speaker: I didn't. So all of you up in here who are faking shit about yourself and who gonna do shit are weak to me. Maybe that's why I have an audience that you fucking don't.
Speaker: The women don't want to give me something else I haven't dealt with anybody up in it All these women on the internet that I talked to and talk shit with we've never met each other We've never seen each other and it hasn't just goddamn happened Joanne. I want to apologize to you I want to be disrespectful, but I know you don't give a shit now. I appreciate that So I'm gonna leave this motherfucker the fuck out
Speaker: All of you fake ass accounts and snitch ass broadcasts fucking lurkers in the comments Don't want to tell everybody every goddamn thing somebody says on the motherfucking time Y 'all getting them a fucking nerves and that's why half of these abs die because of the bullshit you start Drama is not always money. Sometimes this is the death of what the fuck everybody enjoys and it's your fucking fault. Fuck y 'all Go ahead. Somebody's preaching my words right now talking about motherfuckers are killing that some of them motherfuckers
Speaker: That's what I've been saying from GIGO. I told Tony six months ago Haps has got six months left before it dies because... Okay, I dare you to say it in my face. And I dare you to say it in my face. I want you to broadcast on Twitch with your bitch ass. Wherever you are, I can get the plane ticket to be there. Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker: I can get the plane ticket to be there. I already got people willing to pay, I just don't say it up here. I dare you to show who you are and show the fuck up. Matter of fact, meet me at the airport. Tell airport security to give us five good minutes and I'll head the fuck back home. I gotta route your ticket or the reserve. Let me know when.
Speaker: That is true. I didn't think so with your bitch ass. Now we gonna finish with our podcast. You fucking idiot. Everybody who up here thinks I'm a goddamn seller and I won't do shit, y 'all got me fucked up. Y 'all got me fucked the fuck up. What's going on a little bit? I'm from the old school. We don't call the cops. We don't ask for backup. We come up in your face at the pizza store, at the barbershop, while you're getting on the bus at your mama's house. At your mama's house. I won't mess with your mama's house. I'ma mess with you. I'm not after your vehicle. I'm not after your family. I'm not after anything you got. I want your ass.
Speaker: And this is me sober. Don't let the alcohol fool you. This is me sober. I like talking down against black men. You love disrespected everything black. I will fuck you up. Is he talking about us?
Speaker: I think so. I dare you to make it to Georgia. Tell me what part of Georgia. I could be there tomorrow. I'll go L -WAP on my job. I dare you. I don't know if he's talking about us. He ain't got to talk about you. You know what? Honestly. We're talking about you, Tony. You's on this person looking at us as God says, God says, God says to himself, or Jeff Hart. This is just me. Don't blame them. I'm on this motherfucker's ass. Jeff, are you making the game stay away? I am. I'm on my phone.
Speaker: Apologize to you man, but I'm tired of this shit. I'm tired of it. I Don't see my profile anti -troller these bitches won't show up It's people like that that you have no fucking life that you think it makes yourself better to talk shit about You
Speaker: They had to talk me down. Well, you know, I don't I don't know. I don't know what's worse. I don't know what's worse. The ones that the ones that hide behind fake accounts and a little bit, you're probably not going to find them because he's probably got it all locked down on private so nobody can find them. But the ones the ones that hide behind fake accounts and made up accounts and locked down counts or
Speaker: or the snakes that are out there that are broadcasting multiple times a day, coming into lives, pretending to be one type of way. And then as soon as they go into another live, they're like, oh, did you hear what Tony said? And they don't even take it out of contents, or what I said, or what you said, or what anybody on any app says. They don't even take it into context. They just break down a couple of things that you said. And that's what I said a while back. And I think I said it to Tony. I don't know if we were on the podcast or if we were just on a random live or something. If I say something,
Speaker: I said it, and I'll stand behind her. You know, it is what it is. And if you don't fucking write everything I just said. You can check every account on that. I don't hide cheap. I just approve of it. I've told motherfuckers more than once, but they keep goddamn doing it. Show up. Talk is over. Show up. I'm from the old school. Talk is cheap. And that's your problem. Y 'all ain't worth it.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, as I said a couple of weeks ago when I started the show, nobody's making you watch. If you don't like one of us, if you don't want to be here, if if somebody has said something that you that hurts your precious feelings, you know where the door is. So you know, this is good to you. I don't want to talk about it because I want it to gain an audience. But if you piss us off, we're going to cut you off. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't I'm not going to make anybody be here. They don't want to be here. That's what I said. You know, we're just watching. They have something to talk about. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Fuck you. That's what I'm saying. If you don't want to be here, you don't have to be here. But if you want to be here, show a side of me to that motherfucker that don't give a damn. And he's not giving a damn. Jeff is not giving a damn. Y 'all rarely see me not giving a damn. I never give a damn. I was going to say, I don't want to give a damn. I'm going to give you an advantage. I'm going to give you an advantage. I'm unarmed. I'm alone. And I got ailments. I dare your bitch ass to show up. 62220 by myself. What?
Speaker: What? I'm talking shit, but you ain't showing up. You're a big motherfucker, Tony. Jesus. I ain't a big motherfucker. I'm losing weight right now. I haven't really - You're bigger than me, motherfucker! Shit! He's missing from 5 '3", shut up. Stady, we good. Joanne, we good. I'm like dynamite. I come in a small package, but I - I don't believe Moultrie. And you got one more token. I can send - Let me do it like Chris Rock. Boy, I couldn't.
Speaker: Let's continue with the podcast. Let me do that Chris Rock. That was the greatest example. That is the best. Because you know he had more to say. That's a tape. You don't have to say nothing. Who, Chris Rock? Yes. That motherfucker want to call me a token? Them fighting words. I bet your bitch ass don't show up.
Speaker: Exactly. Them fighting words. Daddy, when is Christmas coming? A long way off. Did you ask when Christmas was coming? And please tell me, you're not in that little country ass city where there ain't nobody around you. Exactly. That's probably what it is. Have a good one. Have a good one, Joe. You know what it is. He's sitting in his mama's bath. I almost killed your ass. I got cold papers in your area. Please show them. Please fucking rehab.
Speaker: Yeah, please ignore this you've seen me over months, you know better than this, but baby, yeah She's getting ready to go to bed that dude. Yeah, Joe's gotta get a early shit. Y 'all see what this motherfucker said, right? Can you report motherfuckers on Twitter? Do you just fucking block?
Speaker: how about you but they want you to block this so they could take an account and make another mama's basement doesn't have a dime to his name but he's got a fucking clue Joe gotcha oh I think he killed it's Michael Blake does something it tells me to fuck off fuck you Joe you know and the other day
Speaker: I'm gonna give him an advantage. I will show up tired just so you have a better chance to win. Everybody listen, you ain't the only one going through pandemic fatigue. Come and see how bad mine is. You're not the only one who took a positive, who lost a job, who was broke and feeling desperate. Come see how bad I want it. Come see how bad I want it.
Speaker: Call all the news stations and show them, I want everybody to give us five, all legal, all law enforcement, then find me and this motherfucker together, give us five good minutes, and then call it, please. That's all on my request. You don't get disturbed over a piece if you ask for a minute. Please show the fuck up. You're the one threatening violence. Am I worried that you feel this? No, your slander disturbed the fuck out of me. And now I need to finish you. Talk is cheap.
Speaker: Y 'all think you got me coming? Listen, here's my problem. Y 'all think y 'all been coming to motherfucker any old kind of way on the internet. And that's where you got shit fucked up. That's where you got shit fucked up. I'm not from the 90s and the 2000s. I was born in the 70s and raised in the 80s. Talk is cheap.
Speaker: That's my problem. And your little young shits think that that's the best way to get over it. Then you start shit and then play the victim when you the first one got hit. That's the weakness. That's the problem us older generation motherfuckers got with y 'all. You don't talk shit unless you can deal with it. Half of y 'all can't deal with it. You play the victim and get the money. That's some weak ass shit. Y 'all some bitches for that. Good luck with that. I ain't got no money. I'm on their ass. Nothing against Glick.
Speaker: Nothing against Jeff. But I'm tired of this shit on the internet. Y 'all motherfuckers is ridiculous. And the bad part is y 'all winning. Because you know right in your mouth is all you got to do. But the minute somebody gets your ass, you can throw the law against them. And that's what y 'all do. Y 'all are the stagatory. That's the problem. Call me a token one more time, motherfucker. I got people that are gookling on y 'all ass. I can get his IP address. Go for it, please. Go for it. Fuck it.
Speaker: Let's go ahead and get nonsensical. Google that son of a bitch. Let's see who it really is and where he's really at. Were you all right, Sadie? This motherfucker said Third Street and Dixie Drive. I bet you are. On the crossroads in the middle of a flag. Let's have some fun. How many people in here are in Georgia that knows where the fuck Moultrie is and probably because he's lying. Let's just see if there's a Third Street and Dixie in that motherfucker.
Speaker: You know what's crazy? I'm on dark looking, not clear looking. Clear looking. I would have left already. Let's play a game, shall we? I'm a whole lot of action. Let's talk on the internet. You haven't met me face to face. I'm a whole lot of action. I believe in making the news. There is a difference, Lenny. I'm sorry. I'm going to disagree with you on that one. We can have that. There's a huge difference.
Speaker: There's a huge difference between clear and dark liquor, at least for me. Tupac said the best gin make you sin. Clear liquor make you do some shit. Dark liquor melages you while clear liquor. I'm ready to fight. That's how we used to protect my people back in the world. Any liquor makes me ready to fight. Isn't that just me? You working on this, Glick? Working on what? I am. Thank you, Jeff. You change a lot and get meat in when drinking. You know what, Lenny? I'm gonna give you something too.
Speaker: I change and get meaner when people disrespect me. I've always said, when we're up here on the Haps, we fuck with each other, but we have no intentions of offending each other. At least not me. This motherfucker done called me a token more than once. That's the most disrespectful shit you can say to a black man. Now it's a fight. Now it's a fucking fight. This will be a good time for a VPN ad. Well, they got FBI folks hacking VPNs. Yep.
Speaker: And this podcast is fun. This podcast will continue. And we still know how to continue our shit. But some of y 'all who keep coming at us, stupid Glick has gone off. Now I'm the one fucking going off. Who want what? There's some bitches on Twitch.
Speaker: I understand that, but you know what? I've been quiet for three days. When he said the most disrespectful shit, he did it on purpose. So y 'all go ahead and have fun finding his ass. Look at that. I have an IP address finder. New toy. Oh, God.
Speaker: Let me be honest with everybody up here. I got people that told me if I ever got bad, just give them a call. I've tried not to call them. Now I'm going to have to, because I want to see the son of a bitch. Don't forget your ski mask. You're right, Lenny, but you know what? It's not a threat, but slander is a crime too. I love that motherfucker bring his ass.
Speaker: The show was good. We will continue the show. We still have a program to do. And I can apologize to Glick and Jeff. They've allowed me to be myself. They've always told me to be myself. This is one of the rare times that I will do this shit. So I do apologize to them. But god damn it, I want this motherfucker. The banana don't live in Moultrie. That I know. That's why I don't think this part.
Speaker: You know what's funny is I have a co -worker that is a tech genius go for it. I've already emailed her. Thank you
Speaker: I request your assistance on this and I give you my back. She will get me the IP address by the end of the week. And Jeff, you know why I say that, Jeff? Because what you said to me, I also tried to put somebody else on it. I don't know how that went, so let's call it something even. You know what I'm saying? Right. Tell me, Debbie, please. Rehab, do me a favor and answer. I'll send us a podcast at gmo .com. All right, Lily, we'll catch up later.
Speaker: I'm tired of this shit motherfuckers like coming at me crazy. No, it's you know Lily minimizing me as a human in as a message and shit is old And like I said house will go out with a banger. Let me find out who the fuck it is. I'm exposed I'm gonna do a Sunday night smoke podcast
Speaker: It ain't at all, y 'all. I'm just letting Tony have his moment to vent. I'm sorry. I feel like you don't constantly. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to holier than thou. As much as you have made me family, I always expected the fact that y 'all went here before me. There's not a lot on Dixie Drive out there in Moultrie, Georgia. So 219, 215, or 1220. Which is probably a lie. So I'm knocking on doors. Any one of those numbers? You can see my paper. The address was a bullshit address. So where did the account come from? And who the fuck was it?
Speaker: But with that being said, yes, it is the end of the show. Oh, sorry. No, it's all right. Let me be clear to everybody up in here because a lot of times I sit back and I'm quiet. The bullshit against everybody up in here is disrespectful as fucking is bullshit. I've traced the IP. It goes to Jay's apartment in New York.
Speaker: It's all Jay. He just wants to see your weasel, Tony. I'm gonna get his ass when I get up there this summer. Hey, Chris. I'm gonna get his ass when I get up there this summer. Jason. Jason. Tony, look at my weasel. Do you like it? Does it turn you on? Do you like it when I make my weasel dance for you, Tony? Muah, it's the weasel dance.
Speaker: I think the biggest problem with the internet is so many people can talk shit and not be called out for it. Dumbass question. What state would the IP address say? I told you, New York. So far I know both.
Speaker: But anywho, we appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate you guys hanging out. Thank you. I enjoyed everybody up in here. I apologize to anybody I offended, but I'm having a ball with this podcast. I'm having a ball with this broadcast. I appreciate the invitation these two gentlemen have given to me. I have a good time enjoying myself. And if I offended you, I apologize. This motherfucker's got two followers on Twitch. Thank you. He just made the account two days ago, didn't he? Yeah, he just made it.
Speaker: See, it's a brand new kind of troll account. But I'm gonna tell y 'all like this. I'll fuck somebody up. This is the part of me my mother was scared of. Y 'all keep playing with me up in here. And everybody up in here is a reference to how much I've been calm over the past year. Some of you bitches up here are overdue. And that's male and female, God damn it. I'm sorry, bro. Go ahead.
Speaker: Anywho, we're gonna end the show. Tony, go get something to eat. I don't care if you feel like it or not, I told you to. Do you listen to me or do I listen to you?
Speaker: Sometimes we listen to each other. Not all the time, but sometimes we do appreciate y 'all listening. We do appreciate y 'all hanging out and shooting the shit with us. Uh, you know, unfortunately the show took a little, a little term sideways, but that's okay because I've done it. You know, I've done it. I've gone on some rants. I've gone off on some people from time to time.
Speaker: Is it right? Who's to judge? Is it wrong? Again, who's to judge? But at the end of the day, we're still going to be here. We're going to have fun. We're going to keep doing our thing. Ain't nobody going to change that regardless of what anybody says and or thinks. If you don't like us, you don't have to like us. Nobody told you you had to like us.
Speaker: I did. I said you have to light the ball up. Cheer. Nobody told anybody to like us. I thank everybody who is an audience who even took the time to be our audience. And I want you to stick around. I will never tell anybody, we don't need you here. You don't have to be here. I want you to be here. But honestly, you disrespect for shits of getting to my fucking nerves. When this is over, I'm on next. I already know what. I'm going to go call my girlfriend and
Speaker: I'm going to go eat and call my girlfriend. If anybody can trace the IP, you should call Chris's girlfriend. Because I'm sure it's OK. In her area.
Speaker: Anyways, we do appreciate you guys listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. If you're not already check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. You can get every single episode of the podcast on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts. You can also email us if you'd like a nonsense for nonsense podcast.
Speaker: That's all you're looking for. Jay, you know you got about 10 years worth of ass whoopin's coming your way, don't you, Jay? He wants to give you. That's a problem. He wants to give you. I know he wants to. He's a tough guy. He's a tough guy.
Speaker: You got about 10 plus years of ass whoopins coming your way. He said he's got five more inches than you. That's disrespectful. Shit. First and foremost, no you don't, Jew boy. We already know what happens. The rabbi accidentally sneezed when he was circumcised in here. Hey, you have to stay measured backwards. That's centimeters. Millimeters.
Speaker: Yeah, but I wish I was rolling around with 73. I wouldn't even be mad at you having five more inches.
Speaker: But we do appreciate y 'all listening. Check us out on all social media. Check us out wherever you listen to podcasts and on Spotify and everywhere else. You can email us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. We do have a merch store at teespring .com slash nonsensical nonsense podcast. And as I said, don't forget
Speaker: Next Wednesday, a week from now, we are moving over to StreamYard. So we will only be on YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook. So if you guys want to continue to watch this live, hang out with us live, be in the chatters box. Go ahead and give us a follow on those three sites. We will see you guys Saturday night with a brand new episode.
Speaker: Got a little way we end the show every week. Blacktop Mojo, our guys in Blacktop Mojo currently on tour doing their thing. Check them out on all social media wherever you stream music at. Give them a listen, give them a like, give them a follow, give us a listen, give us a like, give us a follow, and give us a share as well. That'd be the easiest thing that you could do for us. We won't ask for much, but we will ask you guys to go ahead and give us a share. That'd be greatly appreciated. And with that being said, the show is over. It's time.
Speaker: for a little blacktop mojo. Wicked woman. Their slow burn intro. Tony's gonna go live. He's gonna be yelling. Fuck somebody. That was for your mom, Jay. But we will see you guys Saturday night with a brand new episode. Hopefully y 'all have a good rest of your week.
Speaker: She likes the mood, she likes the night, she likes the blood on her head. She dances naked through the trees until it rocks the red.
Speaker: She wish was present through the wind and she commutes with the dam She blows the bullet through the fire and it don't give me a chance
Speaker: Raise the blade up above my head As I begin to reach each side Oh, mow the river skies Take this life and fight I wanna live forever And no spirit in the earth Get me out of the world Maybe you're gone, are you?
Speaker: Around the woods a thousand eyes are gone and she starts to feast There was a smile on her face and she watched my soul bleed
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a Speedy Mart. We have hot dogs, too, for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like, something sharp, something, like,
Speaker: I can stab defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a Ritz cracker pregnant with a cheese baby. All right. Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and kind of borrow your bathroom key as well. Yeah. Bathroom key. All right. Got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring it back and that'll be 1362.
Speaker: And I'm going to have to have it jacked in, so we're in a coin shortage at the moment. Whatever, man. OK, stats. I'm sorry. I'm all alone in the sky. Let's make this life a fight. I want to live forever.
Speaker: We live in the end, we're killing all of us. We will not end on you.
Speaker: Wow, I'm all alone in the sky Take this life and fight I'm gonna live forever and ever now Spirit in the earth, give me all your wealth Make me a god like you Make me a god like you
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck. Oh shit, Chuck.
Speaker: All right, we are out of here. We appreciate y 'all. Listen, we appreciate y 'all hanging out with us for another Wednesday night. We will see you live with a brand new episode on Saturday night. Hopefully you guys have a good week. Jeffrey, let them know. Deuces! Go ahead, Tony. Give them hell.
Speaker: make the gay stick stay awake and kiss my ass mother had you mother made you mother mother mother fuck you you're third and with that being said we'll see y 'all saturday same nonsensical time same nonsensical channel goodbye motherfuckers i'm on next bring your asses bring that ass hit the button click
