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Speaker: And I'm lost even when I'm staring at the man My only wish now so I can take it all back And I've robbed every bank from hill to Houston Only thing on my mind now is keep on shooting
Speaker: It's spread out into the sky I'm the bottom now, baby, legends never die You got me cryin' now, yeah, you think you are But finally you're just an exfoliating my girl Well, finally you're just an exfoliating my girl
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Speaker: right now and he's a bit frozen and I still view it, but welcome to nonsense. The nonsense everybody. We are a little bit late. We are a little bit behind. We were technical difficulties, but you know, it is what it is. We're here. Do you want to continue, sir? I'm still looking up some stuff. We're not.
Speaker: I don't know what's going on. All I know is that we're in the middle of bump fuck nowhere. Probably going to get murdered in the middle of our sleep and the internet is absolutely dog shit. So yeah. Yeah. Good time. Good time. I'm trying to find a certain picture actually. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Well, welcome to Nonsense, but Nonsense, everybody, we are a bit late. You can check us out live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday on Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, or like, well, formally Twitter Now X, all episodes on Spotify, Zencaster, and everywhere else you find podcasts. We do have Tiki Taki, too. This is true.
Speaker: This is a interesting episode for the simple fact that Griffin's experiencing technical, technical, chemical fate. My words are hard. As he continues to freeze. Way to put Jeff in the spot. I'm just saying. But yeah, we're here, so to speak. You're probably going to bounce it in and out.
Speaker: I'm assuming because of your wifi issues, were you able to switch over to your phone? I am on my phone. I don't know if it's working any better. I can hear you now where you were not before you were in and out of all that fun stuff. Um, I think I'm still frozen, but I guess. No, no, you stopped for a reason, but yeah, I can hear you. Like you might even have to drop your camera for a little bit because that sometimes helps.
Speaker: with the streaming, but, uh, yeah. Shit. Fuck. Yeah, that too. How's that? Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you, which is the main point. Cause it is an audio show. Let's be honest. First and foremost, Tony, shut the fuck up. Wait.
Speaker: You passive aggressive pussy bitch made ass. Good lord. Let's talk about that. Shall we? You and your Snapchat messages. Yeah. Congratulations, I guess. But since we're comparing things, let's compare things, shall we? For the last two and a half years. Well, don't compare.
Speaker: Been here for every episode except for a couple that I've scheduled off. Constantly sharing, constantly promoting, and out of my pocket over a grand in the last two years. So congratulations on telling two of your coworkers today. Countless hours, time, and energy. Congratulations.
Speaker: Yay. I could cover there with that goofy ass passive aggressive nonsense. Jeez. We didn't plan on being late. We didn't mention it on Saturday because, well, you forgot. You gave me a call today and kind of let me know that we're going to be running a little bit late.
Speaker: Because you were hitting a PA brace whose fault is that you gave away a brand new shit on it Who did you give a grand old? Really
Speaker: I don't know what's wrong here to get to eat. Nothing on a Wednesday. Let's open it or something nice here. You got everything up there by time for outlets or whatever.
Speaker: because I mean not going and getting anything to eat is not going to be any better than quarter third away if you're hungry now I mean you don't eat you don't eat you're still gonna be hungry
Speaker: I'm hungry. I get it as app going nowhere. Ass app. That's why it's now defunct. Actually doing something, actually trying to grow something. There's a big difference. Again, congratulations on, on, on actually telling somebody about the show, but don't ever compare yourself to me. That shit is infuriating the hours and hours I put into the show, the money I put into this show.
Speaker: just take it as some kind of fucking joke. I'm actually trying to do something and create something here. I'm not just hanging out with a bunch of fucking slack nuts. I'm doing and yelling and screaming at each other until four or five in the morning. I don't, I don't get that term. It's a wrestling term.
Speaker: got it. That's why it doesn't double j Jeff Jarrett used to call people slap nuts. I have no idea. Well, I have a little bit of a story. Yeah, we might get through the show tonight. My interwebs will help. We'll start to work and I'll have fun jazz.
Speaker: You know why you're figuring that out I did well as long as you guys can you hear me good like Yeah, I can hear you. No, I'll just leave it. I'll just pull a smoke on their asses Just camera out, you know, whatever no, but uh, I saw this article today well, you know, I I occasionally go through the news
Speaker: You know, I mean, videos on Facebook while I'm working. And I saw this this video and I pulled up a couple of pictures here. So this 12 year old kid, his name is Jayden, he got kicked out of his school. He kicked out of class. The school is Vanguard. I want to say Vanguard. I lost it. I'm like 14 tabs open at the moment. It sounds like a school.
Speaker: It sounds like some kind of uppity, uh, private. Yeah, it's real. I mean, when you see the kid's uniform, I got a picture, uh, when you see the uniform, it's a real uppity school. And apparently he, he would, when he has, he has a backpack, you know, like most kids do, and it's a camouflage black backpack. No big deal. He's 12. I get it. You know, I was in that stuff too. And he, he has a couple of patches on the back. Well, this is the picture of his book bag and you could see the uniform.
Speaker: This woman here is his teacher. And as you see, very small, maybe two inch tall by three inch wide, is the Gadsden flag, the don't tread on me. And his teacher kicked him out of class and threatened to have him expelled because of said patch, because she said it promotes slavery. The video, when you look it up,
Speaker: uh, the video is her telling her mother, his mother, why he got kicked out. And the mother in the, it is apparently because she didn't raise her voice once. Where did that teacher go to college at and get her educational mother, the mother in the nicest form possible. I mean, she didn't raise her voice. She literally said, um, do you know the,
Speaker: background behind the Gadsden flag. And she's like, well, yeah, it's racism. She says, actually, it's about tyranny from the British and, you know, and libertarian rule, you know, the British trying to control everything we did. And the teacher is like, well, you know, it's causing distraction. I did find another picture and I wanted to show you this. This is the same teacher's car.
Speaker: Now what you can't see on there, and I'll kind of read a couple of the sticker right above the clouds head says, make America green again. Uh, she's, she's obviously a very woke teacher. And the best part about this story is this kid has become an overnight meme. He's actually running for a school president for class president. And the, there are
Speaker: I believe it's three, three or four different law firms that are like, Hey, if you want to sue, we got your back because what they're doing is wrong. It's a, it's a whole thing. But it's the, when you actually watch the video and I was going to play the video, the video is way too long. The, you know, the Vanguard school district, uh, the district is, is behind the kid. They're like, Oh no, this kid did nothing wrong. This teacher's a fucking idiot.
Speaker: Um, but the reason they actually put a list of why, why the, the school board put a list of why this kid should be kicked out. And the reason was causing a disruption with the patch. Now, I don't know if you remember my book bag from back in school, but I had patches all over. Yeah. I've never.
Speaker: got a distraction. But this kid literally shows up the next day to school. He showed up the next day to school. And part of his campaign, I guess, for running for school president is like, you just stop the tyranny and stuff like that. And he showed up with the tri -hat.
Speaker: you know, the colonists used to wear back in the day and got in trouble with kids. They're like, fuck this school. We're going to go after them. And right now, apparently, a supposedly thing help being taken care of internally. But if it does go any further, I'm sure more news with it. But this there is there is a meme after meme after meme about this kid where
Speaker: The school, the school is like, there's, there's memes all day. It's like somebody's replaced the head of the snake on the Gads flag with this kid's face. And it's like, don't turn on David. It's every kind of funny, but he did nothing wrong. The teachers just being a fucking retard. She's just, she's just being a woke bitch. And what's up, OG? What's going on, brother? You know, damn well.
Speaker: had an anarchy symbol on his backpack. He thought he was cool. Oh, hell yeah. I did. With his with his pants that were wider at the bottom than his **** waist was. Yeah, I had thirty -six in spells. Jeff looked like Jeff looked ridiculous in high school. Just so you know. I did. Not that he's any less ridiculous today but he looked ridiculous as **** in high school. No, I worked. I did.
Speaker: I'm with I'm with OG here who gives a fuck first of all, you're a goddamn teacher You're a goddamn educator and you don't even have any idea what that flag stands for or when that flag was Created or when that flag was made and you're just snapping because you're a fucking left -wing hippie Bitch at the end of the day. Oh 100 % and it literally comes down to It literally comes down to the fact that
Speaker: She didn't like something that this kid did or, and apparently, you know, every time she goes a little bit too woke, this kid is like, uh, actually that's not true. But she's getting on him about this, about this, this flag. Yet she's got stickers all over her car. That's the woke is weird as shit. And I can't, of course I can't zoom in. Again, it goes back to what we've talked about on here several times.
Speaker: I'm allowed to have an opinion but you're not exactly in my opinion is the only opinion that matters and who gives a **** what what you think or what you say exactly but you know when you have when you have somebody that's just you know and and good on that young man I mean he's a young guy or a young kid and and he's already
Speaker: kind of set in his ways and, and has his values and stuff like that. Um, and his beliefs, and he's not going to let somebody, uh, dictate what he can or can't do. So, I mean, basically he's, he's walking and talking what that flag is. Yeah. And that's how you walk the walk and talk to talk, Brian, not put a passive aggressive.
Speaker: comment in a Snapchat and then piggyback on top of it and go, yeah, good job. No, but it was like, uh, what's, what's funniest about, about this situation is, is there's a chart where, you know, the world, the, the quote unquote world being the United States only, um, had, you know, it's woke factor has gone up here. Well, now.
Speaker: With, with this kid's, this changing kid, his age group, uh, it's kind of going reverse. It's backfired because the kids nowadays that are, that are this kid's age, they're not accepting the bait. They're not, they're not feeding into it. They're like, yeah, no, it doesn't work like that. Uh, that sounds stupid. I don't get why we can't say that, you know, they're, they're, they're not accepting the rhetoric and they're going more conservative, which I actually find hilarious.
Speaker: So the whole woke movement is backfiring. Well, unfortunately, like I said, it goes both ways in the world today. It's not really a woke or a left or a right or a right thing. It's just people in general. That's their fucking mentality with everything. It's like what I say goes.
Speaker: they don't want to sit down and listen to anybody else. I mean, you see it all the time and I hate to put it on the left or whatever, but the majority of the time it is on the left. You see them all the time. They're so goddamn stubborn and stuck in their fucking ways and they don't want to listen to anybody even when they're made out to look like a fucking complete moron because they're like a little moron. They're like, oh, you're, you're making up statistics. Uh, yeah, exactly.
Speaker: that's their go -to when they get proven wrong or put in their place. You're racist. You're a misogynist. Exactly. Well, my favorite thing I've seen lately is people using that stuff against them. They're like, you know, but I identify as black. Yeah, you can't do that. Exactly. Well, what was it I saw? Piers Morgan did that.
Speaker: He appears Morgan as a black lesbian woman. I can't remember who was the vegan or transgender or what it was was like, no, you can't do that. Well, why? Because you're not a black woman, but I identify. Yeah, you know, that's that's the problem is they believe anymore. No, here's what upset me. What would you call me or I call you?
Speaker: what do we call each other? We call each other bro. Hey bro, what's up? Hey brother, you know, shit like that, right? There is now a pronoun where the pronoun is bro. And I'm like, yeah, no, you're not taking that. I actually saw this today and I was like, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, not gonna happen.
Speaker: Once again, I identify the problem What is your pronouns a bro? That leads me to my next little I got a little clip here for you see you you you have an only fans, correct? Uh, yeah, I do have a nice Uh, you know that a certain percentage of what what you make on only fans does go to only fans
Speaker: because you know they give you the platform so you know it's it's 20 percent right 20 percent goes to yeah the content creators and then 20 percent of whatever you make goes to OnlyFans right now how many people do you think work at OnlyFans not have an OnlyFans but work at OnlyFans headquarters
Speaker: I think it's just the one guy. I believe it's like a one, like the owner and, and just him and him, he may be a couple other people, but it's not many. It's actually 50 to be, to be, to give you an exact number. And I have a little video here. Uh, I have one more question for you before I play the video. The owner of OnlyFans, it is one sole owner, by the way. Uh, how much do you think he makes a year?
Speaker: Well, I think you made something stupid like five million dollars a day Well, he actually pays himself And it's gonna be here in a video, but let me play the video and and then we can discuss This kind of blew my mind. It's less than a minute. I think you're gonna kick out of this. So here we go This is from a creator on tiktok that I follow. He's got some decent points and some decent videos, but
Speaker: This is actually wild. It has just been revealed that the owner of Onlyfans paid himself a staggering 1 .3 million dollars per day in 2022. And because he is still the sole shareholder of the entire company, over the last three years he has paid himself close to a billion dollars. Onlyfans itself, which has just 53 employees, made a whopping 1 .1 billion in revenue, which hypothetically, if equally
Speaker: works out at more than $20 million per employee. The amount of money people spent on Onlyfans in 2022 was, you ready for this? $5 .6 billion. And because creators get to keep 80 % of money spent by subscribers, that means Onlyfans creators as a whole got paid $4 .4 billion in a year alone.
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Speaker: And then you get these celebrities like everybody all these weird creepy fucking pedophiles are waiting for that ugly bitch that doesn't know What she is or who she is that bad Barbie that chick that was on And on her 18th birthday she
Speaker: And I don't think to this day she's done any nudity on there and she's making You what but I do not subscribe but From my understanding her and several other people that were like, oh my god, this person's got an only fans I gotta check it out. I'm gonna see her tits and stuff. They don't show anything. They show provocative pictures Yes, but it's not like hey, look, this is my stuff
Speaker: Um, but yeah, I guess she made, and I don't remember the number, I think it was like, she made like $12 million in like eight hours. Yeah. She made a ridiculous amount of several million dollars in her first day on there. But again, that was all those creepy, weird, borderline pedophiles that were like, Oh, kind of like the weird, creepy, borderline pedophiles. I remember when the Olson twins were getting close to 18, you know, somebody told me that one of his coworkers.
Speaker: they had a calendar date circle and they're like, what's that? That's when the Olsen twins turn eighteen. I'm like, dude, what the **** There was uh there was a countdown online. Yeah. I mean, that's kind of creepy and I get it, you know, and the Olsen twins, they were cute but they weren't. I mean, they're not. They look like crackheads. Come on. There was nothing cute about them. They look like uh they look like if you
Speaker: Oh yeah. I love skills. Like, like he's their, he's their dad. They look like, they look like, they look like you want to feed them a sandwich. Their sister got all the good genetics. Well, their sisters have kind of been in trouble right now. Apparently Marvel is removing her character. For what? Scarlet Witch. Yeah, I know for what?
Speaker: I have no idea. I just, I didn't get to see the whole video. Um, because I was like, yeah, I don't believe it. But it's, it's, I guess it's, you know, there's the strikes going on in Hollywood right now with the writer's guild and the actor's guild. And I guess she's talking shit and Marvel and Disney are like, Oh yeah, fine. We'll just write you out. Much like that chick that played Snow White and shit all over.
Speaker: the original and I was getting seriously canceled. Yeah. Well, congratulations, uh, Disney, you've shot yourself in the face because you decided to go and, and completely, you know, you made still white Mexican, you made the little mermaid black, which is whatever, you know, but at the end of the day, you, you just do appease a group of individuals. You started doing all this crap and now people are speaking and 1 % of the planet. Let's be honest. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah it's a staggeringly small number um it's the old uh it's the new new old saying go woke you're gonna go broke i mean and going woke can be a good thing but if you take it too far you know jump up in here and be like and this and that that's a form of going woke but i'm also not going to go up here and go
Speaker: I think everybody should do. The only trans people should play trans people in movies. Only dwarves should play dwarves. You know, I mean... Yeah, but then dwarves aren't even allowed to play the dwarves in the movies anymore. There's a whole... I think it was... Pierce Morgan actually had a vegan activist and a dwarf spokesperson on... And they were talking about the fact that there's only one dwarf in the new Seven Snow White.
Speaker: to the point where this vegan was like, yeah, well, you shouldn't call him dwarves. The dwarf was like, so what should we call us? He's like, what do you prefer to be called? And he's like, a dwarf. And the guy's like, well, he just, he's like, I don't know if you've seen it, but there's a video out there where a woman was asked, I assume she was, a cryptid was asked,
Speaker: um what is a woman and can a man say what a woman is and she said unless you're you you identify as a woman you cannot put an identity you cannot uh identify what a woman is he says okay are you a cat she's like no he's like what's a cat she's like oh uh i fucked up and walks away
Speaker: And that's the problem with these people is you literally you you ask them a question and you they paint themselves in a quarter and Then they realize oh, well, maybe I'm fucking retarded Well, and that's because and like I said, you know, both sides are guilty of this and and I've yelled at you and told you for this fucking shit You read a headline and that's as far as you go. I
Speaker: or you watch it. That is that is a big problem with the world and and and that's as far as you go and that's how most of these **** uh you know uh feminazis or right wing lunatics or whatever you want to call them whatever side they're on. They're **** Facebook educated and and and somebody with half a brain cell
Speaker: can absolutely outsmart them and i'll talk them in any conversation because all they like i said they're they're they're social media educated and and with that that's literally just looking at a headline and they think they know everything about everything you know like well and they don't they don't they watch one media source where if you really want to be truly educated you have to watch you can't just watch one side you have to watch every side
Speaker: And I'm guilty of it as well what you pointed out And people don't understand I can go on Wikipedia all day long But I can also go on Wikipedia all day long and spend my entire day on Wikipedia Changing every Wikipedia page that I come across to whatever I used to have sex with with donkeys before every game
Speaker: And some jackass is going to come online. Eventually I go, did you know Michael Jordan had sex with donkeys before every game? And that's what made him so great. I'm going to start having sex with donkeys. Yeah, that should work. Wait a minute. Insert Michael Jordan crying meme here because Michael Jordan's like donkeys. That's kind of the problem nowadays is like,
Speaker: Unfortunately, and I don't know if it's unfortunate or fortunate, depending on how you look at it, when there's so much info out there that if you wanted to be educated on one thing, you go down that rabbit hole. You learn everything you can. And both sides of the argument, there's going to be one thing you miss that is a key factor every time. I don't care what it is.
Speaker: There's a, there's a, there's an ad that plays every day on the radio station. I listened to one or two, five, the bone down at Tampa. There's an ad that plays. I think it's for like a, like a mortgage company or a lending company or something like that. And in that ad I'll be like, did you know Lewis and Clark discovered, uh,
Speaker: Louisiana, and they use their faithful friend, blah, blah, blah. And they'll be in like 95 % of what they say is true. But then they throw it in. And, you know, at the end, they'll go here, did you care? And that's the problem with most lending agencies is
Speaker: They they they don't give you the whole story or the whole truth. Well, you're getting on because I could go again. Wikipedia, I go on to Wikipedia as the Taylor Swift sold her soul to the devil. So she has to eat the beating heart of a baby. And if I got enough sanction behind it, they're going to want to cancel Taylor Swift and call her a baby heart eater. Are you going to be mad about that?
Speaker: I mean, I've got on record saying that I would eat baby's feet if they were dipped in cane sauce, raising cane chicken. No matter what you watch, you should take everything you watch online or read online with a grain of salt. I don't care if it's one plus one equals two.
Speaker: You still need to fact check it. Yeah. Not only that, but just take it upon yourself to do a little bit of research. And yes, I know. Yeah. I can go on Google and I can type in whatever, but it's not every, you know, if we both type the exact same thing in Google, based on your location and in your, your search history, you're going to get two different answers. Yeah. And your search is weird. Yeah, it is. Yeah.
Speaker: It's connected to Facebook
Speaker: about certain subjects. I actually saw this girl, she's like, I have the perfect solution for the gun problem in America. Make guns illegal. And I know, because let's look at drugs. Chris, aren't drugs illegal? I bet you within, I don't know, a hundred yards of where you are, I can get drugs. Well, I mean, in most states, yeah, they are, but I mean,
Speaker: You know, I think, I think Oregon and Washington, uh, California is legalized like LSD and shit like that. Oh, I actually did. I actually did learn something today. I actually found a statistic and I don't know how, how true it is. You know, there's 139 countries. And, uh, if you, uh, apparently.
Speaker: According to this study I'm creating my own Once again grain of salt granite salt welcome to 130 If you look at the Number one countries for per capita of gun deaths
Speaker: Gun damage or gun violence? Gun violence, gun violence, gun violence. The US is like number three. But here's the crazy thing about this. If you take out just the five biggest cities with gun violence, you know, Detroit, certain parts of LA, you know, I can't remember that. We would be, yeah, exactly. We would be like 130.
Speaker: Five cities make them different. There's a reason why I don't go to Chicago.
Speaker: it's a **** **** man and the crazy thing about it is our former president used to be what the mayor or some **** or some goofy **** there and and and and he still has done and and even really became president still did not do anything for Chicago. Barack Obama. Well, I thought, yeah, well, yeah, he was he was something in Chicago. I thought but still either way, he's over
Speaker: did nothing. The police is a, it's a shithole. Let's call a state a state. It's a shithole. I mean, you know, I have family that grew up in Niles, you know, it's, it's, you know, 25, 30 minutes from downtown Chicago. And it's a, like, they, they've moved to Ohio because like even where they live, which is a really nice area, it's, you know, far enough away where, you know, my cousin, I can go ride bikes on the streets when those kids granted those.
Speaker: a long time ago. But now it's like, even in where they live, this fucking suburbs, suburbia USA, my cousin was like, dude, I've had my rims stolen three times, parked out in her mom and dad's house. And it's not like he's got nice fucking rims, they're stock.
Speaker: It's not like they're fucking, you know, twenties on his, on his fucking that's like, or 24 or something. They're fucking stock stealings, you know, the ones you can get in the junkyard for like five bucks. Hmm. Cause they're just like, yeah, go take them. Go ahead. It's, it's ridiculous. And I was talking to a coworker today and the issues that the States have right now,
Speaker: Living in the States, yeah, you see it. But when you go outside the Looking Glass, like where I am, and looking at what you see, you're like, Jesus Christ, why did I live there? I get it. The news runs on drama. So the more drama the show, the worse it looks.
Speaker: and all that, but the, the, the world in general runs on drama. You know, we've brought, we've discussed it on here multiple times as Eric Bischoff once said, and he even wrote a book about it. Eric Bischoff used to be, um, he used to run WCW wrestling and then he was in WWE for a little bit and whatnot. He kind of bounces around wherever Hogan goes because he's attached to Hogan's penis, uh, by the lips.
Speaker: But, um, he wrote a book, the title of the book was controversy sells. And that's, you know, we've discussed it multiple times. I mean, at this point we've, we've beaten the dead, this dead horse into oblivion, but at the end of the day, with the, with the news on the flowers. Yeah. Nobody, the news, you know, you remember back when we were growing up, remember you get up in the morning and.
Speaker: and you know, like maybe if you were getting ready for school, your parents might be watching the news and they always had that one act of be like, I'm Rich Richardson and I'm at Debbie's cookie factory today where they made the world's most famous chocolate chip cookies. You always had that guy. You don't see that too much anymore because now it's like, we're going to try to outdo the other networks with the.
Speaker: Yeah, well, I mean the the biggest the biggest issue I've seen as of late is is Especially with news organizations is they're basically they're like, how can we start shit today? And it's like they You know if if one more three came out today
Speaker: started today. They still be talking about something else just to kind of start somewhere else. Yeah, exactly. That looks good. Yeah, no, exactly. It's it's it's in much like with these quote unquote social media influencers at the end of the day, it's it's all about it's all about clipping. Oh, yeah. You know, like there's there's that that trend going around on TikTok that
Speaker: well, if you have cap tuck, you can you can remove the uh the grimace milkshake filter and wait until you see what I got underneath that. Well, **** I can see that you're fully clothed or dude, I can see that you have your stupid ass lifted truck behind the grimace shape. I'm not that I'm right but it's trendy. The NPC thing is trendy. Yeah and I still don't get that. That **** don't make no **** sense. That **** don't make no ****
Speaker: not now, not ever. Actually, I sent you a video the other day. Did you see it? Oh, yeah. She should. She should. They're doing the NPC thing and her boyfriend comes up and it's a little **** ability. Get out of here. I was like, **** you, dude. I gotta give you credit for that one. That was that was funny as hell. I wasn't expecting it.
Speaker: this is this is right up our alley this is something that because you know she's sitting there doing that i like chocolate milk i like ice cream he comes in he hits it with a pillow he's like oh my god shut the fuck up i was like finally somebody said it
Speaker: But I did, uh, my, my wife sent me a TikTok the other day and it was, uh, this, this Olympian and she's doing a four by 100 relay. And this girl did a nine second. Okay.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know if that's fast or not, but I mean, definitely faster than me. I don't know what other meters are, but it sounds fast as far as Chris. Oh, okay. I don't know. A hundred yards, a hundred yard dash, basically. But if you have four people run a hundred meters and you hand them down, it's track. It's running. You said swimming. No, I said track.
Speaker: She's an Olympian. Well, they have Olympic swimming. Well, I know that, but that's right. But either way, I don't know a hundred meters, but dude, that's the video. The video because even.
Speaker: Even like the fastest and the best thing. The words are fastest player in the NFL right now. Ran a 40 in like 42. Fastest 100 meter dash. So it's 109 yards give or take. OK, she did so. Where is it?
Speaker: You say both you say both who's who has the record is a nine five eight This girl did it in like a 970 Yeah, that's just insane Yeah, I mean good and the video that my wife sent me I was just like Jesus Christ
Speaker: Speaking of your wife, she just chicks popping. Speaking, speaking of your wife. Yeah. Snapchat was a filter. The snap story. Did you see your, your worst snap story today? No, I didn't. Yeah. Yeah. You have a snap story. Your wife put it up.
Speaker: I think she's obviously playing on mine. I think she forgot she was on yours. She loves that. Tell me that it's a filter. That's definitely a filter. She does like to play with the filters. But yeah, her lips are not that big. I just watched it and went, whoa, Jesus. You have to lay a filter.
Speaker: She hasn't, she has had, uh, she has done lip injections in the past, but they're like temporary ones. And it's, it lasts like three months. That's a bit ridiculous. Does it cost like, I was like, don't fuck somebody forgot. She was.
Speaker: Yeah, I want to find out I'm gonna see if I can find the name of this girl Because I literally watch the video like three times Yeah, that's that's absolutely insane and I knew Usain Bolt was it was incredibly fucking fast that's that's I Want to get the exact time
Speaker: She was actually, so she ran a 965. I mean, this chick got the wheels on her. I checked your TikTok. I just sent it to you. She smokes them to me. You can't even see her legs until they do slow -mo. Like you said, that's fucking
Speaker: insanely fast at the end of the day, there's no chance of us about it. You're you're running 109 yards. I mean, basically that's on a football field. That's like in zone to end zone back of the end zone to the back of the end zone. And you're running that, you know, just just shy of 10 seconds. That's quick. I don't care. We are speaking of running fast.
Speaker: in my, uh, my fantasy football league, my group chat because, because fantasy football league, we have a group chat that's centralized and we don't have one of the guys posted a TikTok video and this, this league, the way they determine who they're drafting their draft order. They run the 40 yard.
Speaker: So it goes from the fastest to has the fastest. It's the first pick and harvest the slowest, but they determine the draft order like that. They're like, yeah, we should totally do that. One of my friends was like, she was like, uh, she said, can I help you? She was like, can I have my son do it? Cause I got a bad knee and her husband and a couple of our other friends, they were like, no excuses woman. You're not there.
Speaker: Yeah, because I'm an all exclusive fantasy football league. We have women and. POC's and. We don't discriminate in the in the in in Glick's fantasy football league. Everybody's one. I'll tell you right now if that's the the packing to determine the packing order, just put me last, you know, because I'm going to walk it. Or I'm going to look up what's
Speaker: What's the minimum to get in the Olympics for the 40 -yard pass? I bet you will. I bet you will. I bet you will. I bet you will. I bet you will. You got to see this. I bet you will. I bet you I would. I bet you I would. But check this out. I bet you will. When the video is entitled, when the world, when the three fastest women of the world
Speaker: the fastest living one on earth
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Speaker: I have not. I have not had time. I have not had time because I want to watch you with cats. Never get that kid. Speaking of movies. Guess who might be in Deadpool 3? Me. No. He rides a motorcycle. His hair is on fire. Well, he has no hair because he's a skeleton.
Speaker: but it's ghost writer Nick Cage is supposedly I don't know how true it is I saw I only saw one one thing about it but there is a possibility they could introduce ghost writer into the MCU of Deadpool 3 and I think they're going to do this on a couple of different characters I was yeah because they're using dead to introduce the MCU
Speaker: I would love to see Nick Cage reprise. I was like, dude, I'm totally fucking in. And if they're going to if they're going to introduce Nick Cage as ghostwriter into the ICU, please give me a cameo. Just just just just like a one cameo of Sam Elliott. And I agree. Yes. 100 percent or a voice over a voice over Sam Elliott as as
Speaker: He rides in. I, you know, I'm I would not be mad at it all. You remember the first ghost movie, Sam Elliott was in that fucking that scene where Ghost Rider is on the motorcycle. Sam Elliott, both of them have been flames on rides. Dude, he said that would be the coolest screen saver on the planet. Oh, yeah. I got one more last ride in me. Yeah. Sam Elliott is by far the coolest man on the fucking plane.
Speaker: Let's be honest. Yes, he is. Yes, he is. It's not, it's not, it's not Clint Eastwood. Clint Eastwood's never been that cool. Let's be honest. Let's call a spade a spade all down this hill. I don't buy into the Clint Eastwood gimmick. Well, I mean, John Wayne was a bad ass, but I don't buy into the John Wayne gimmick either.
Speaker: No, I think John Wayne is kind of a pussy in real life. I'm not saying I die on that hill, but I don't. Like I think John Wayne is kind of a douche. Sam Elliott, the coolest man. When it comes to Sam Elliott versus Eastwood, Eastwood's kind of afraid to make fun of himself.
Speaker: Eastwood to me, Eastwood to me, in my opinion, no disrespect. I've enjoyed these movies over the years and everything like that. He's Charles Bronson. He's a one -dimensional. He's the same guy in everything. Yeah. He's kind of the rock of old men. Yeah.
Speaker: Okay, got it. Oh, is he wearing a cowboy hat this movie? Oh, cool. So he's a grumpy old man. He's angry at something. Yeah. How did you know? Because it's fucking Clint Eastwood. I mean, the only movie, the only movie where he kind of, I would say, even a little bit made fun of himself was space cowboy.
Speaker: I fucking love that movie. You do a movie with a monkey or something? Or am I thinking of? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's called Any Which Way But Loose. I love those fucking movies. You know, like I said, I'm not I'm not sitting on his movie career because he's made a ton of movies. And then I still enjoy it. But you see him in every movie. Yeah. And I know I understand.
Speaker: But Sam Elliott is just so fucking cool. Well, Sam Elliott, Sam Elliott, he's got range, dude. I mean, yes, he can play. I mean, the perfect example where Sam Elliott steps out of his comfort zone was when he did a cameo on Parson Recreation where he played a vegan. Oh, Jesus. He played a vegan working on going full freaking vegan.
Speaker: did you did you see did you see that? Did you watch the the ranch? Yes, I love it. Yeah, episode where he's at the doctor's office and she was like, I want you to give up red meat. I have that pass drinking, drinking whiskey pass. But what do you do to relax? Eat red meat, drink whiskey. You know what? I was I was mildly upset when the ranch kind of got canceled because I actually enjoyed it.
Speaker: I mean, you don't you don't know, you know, you and I both know people like everybody on there. Oh, yeah. I mean, you know, Ashton Kutcher has kind of developed this this image of, you know, being the dumb stoner guy. But, you know, I like when I like his movies. I love that 70s show. I loved him. I love Kelso in that 70s show. But you also have to realize that this can't
Speaker: behind the scenes in real life is a legitimate. Well, yeah. And he's smart and spent millions and millions of his own dollar of his own money. Um, he's got, he's got a whole organization that tracks down, uh,
Speaker: Sex traffickers and child traffickers and stuff like that. He's gone Congress has asked for help. I mean he's gone in front of everybody and anybody that's a mention the fact that Him and me look you and Kunis have been together Anything about those two like outside of If they have a new movie or a new show coming up, you know, like they just you never see anything about him like like the funny thing I
Speaker: I found funny is they both made the exact same movie that neither of them were in. Cause he made, he made a movie, she made a movie with Justin Timberlake called, um, yeah. And then he made the exact same movie at the exact same time with somebody else, which was the exact same premise. Oh, really?
Speaker: I can't remember the name of the movie, it's gonna drive me nuts. He made a movie called No Straight and Attached. It's basically the same fucking movie. And I believe they both came out the same year.
Speaker: I got to look up in 2011 and then Mila Kunis did the movie with just given president benefits in 2011 That's the exact same movie. I prefer the Mila Kunis one. It's actually funnier because I actually liked it like but Yeah, it's literally the exact same movie Oh speaking of not nothing to do it Justin Timberlake or NC but
Speaker: Uh, Nick Carter from, uh, Backstreet Boys. I have not heard anything about this. I just happened to see it this afternoon or on the, on the, on the drive out here. Apparently he is facing his third sexual assault. Yeah. Well, rape in the third degree, the third lawsuit has been filed against Backstreet Boy member Nick Carter.
Speaker: Alleged singer, raped a 15 year old two decades ago. So how old was he two decades ago? I was 20 years ago. He couldn't have been, but he's 43 now. Okay. So he'd be 23. So he's still, I mean, she's 15. He's 23. Yeah, you know, regardless of age, grape is great, but I didn't know, you know, it makes it worse if she was only 15 and he was 23.
Speaker: I'm the lead singer of the Backstreet Boys. You know you want this. Well, back then, everybody. I mean, that would have worked for years ago. Yeah, I agree. That would have totally worked. I'm not OK. I'm saying, like, you know, he literally could have gotten any woman he wanted just by saying, I'm in the Backstreet Boys. I remember, I don't know how I remember hearing about those concerts that literally those guys would have to, like, dodge underwear being thrown at them.
Speaker: Yeah, now they're on the road now and all them girls now are like 40 year old moms and They're like fuck you. We want Nick Jonas Dude these chicks that grew up listening to new kids on the block are still absolutely fucking insane over those five cats and Mark and Donnie Wahlberg did not age as well as marked it. Oh my god Donnie I So I started watching blue bloods
Speaker: show by the way. I've heard it's really good. It's actually really good. Your dad. Nikki Nikki's parents watches Blue Bloods. I've heard it's a good show. It's actually really good. It's it's obviously a drama but are they based out of like Jesus are they out of Boston or Chicago? It's uh New York actually. I was in New York. I thought it was Boston or Chicago. It's basically a a
Speaker: I can't remember the name of the guy that plays the dad, but the dad you would know as well. Speaking of speaking in New York, did you ever watch Sopranos? Did you ever watch Sopranos?
Speaker: I've caught episodes, not it's not something I'm. Well, I guess I guess everybody's everybody's freaking out because Draya DeMaita, what the hell is her name? Yeah, she's. She's only coming out, only fans now. I guess you want to. Was she a big deal on this show?
Speaker: She's in a lot of episodes there. Oh, OK. I don't know. The Mike House show was talking about the other morning and they're big soprano fans on that show. And I was like, who the fuck is that? And then I looked her up and I was like, oh, she she she looks like it's like some bitch you find in the trailer park.
Speaker: Yeah, she's very well, I mean, especially she really kind of when she did when she played Wendy on Sons of Anarchy, she really kind of leaned into the whole railroad park trash biker chick and she just hasn't grown out of it. Yeah, but I mean, even looking back at older pictures from when like she was on the sprinters and stuff, it's just like. She's really not all that attractive, in my opinion, it's just my opinion, and I mean, other people making differently, and that's fine. You're allowed to have your opinion.
Speaker: But, um, she just looks like, like she really looks like trailer park meth Barbie. Yeah. Oh, a hundred percent. I think she's good looking, but she's not like, if you saw her and a couple other celebrities of her stature, you know, you know, like her and Amelia Clark or her and, and Reese Willerswood, I would, I would literally pass her up to go talk to anybody. I don't know who Amelia Clark is.
Speaker: Yeah, you do. And I know that Katie Seagal was on Sons. And I think Katie Seagal even now is gorgeous. She is not egg Bundy. Let me tell you, holy crap. There was an episode where Katie Seagal is walking up. She's knocking on door of a room and it starts at her feet. The camera starts at her feet and it's going up.
Speaker: you know, following her body. And I'm like, Oh, that must be great. David. Hey, or it must be, you know, the woman that played Maggie Siff. It must be her. No, it was fucking Katie Seagal. And I was like, God damn Katie Seagal built like a brick shit out. She looks like a bad fit for a woman that's 69 years old. She looks good. It's funny, you know, how some of these
Speaker: And I don't know if she's had any work or not. And if she's done, if she did, but some of these actors and actresses, you know, we've talked about, uh, you know, how great Kevin Costner still looks, you know, some of these actors and actresses are these old school, like older musicians. I mean, you look at fucking, uh, Ricky Martin dude, doesn't look like he's aged since living LaVita local. Uh, no, I agree. What's the other guy's name that did that hero song?
Speaker: Uh, he had that, that tennis chick in the video. You know what I'm talking about, baby? Oh, uh, Reekie and Glaceus. And Reekie. Yeah. Holy moly. Doesn't look like he's aged. Oh boy, looks like he was born yesterday. Yeah. Like, he's, those two, those two and Keanu Reeves, those fuckers are immortal. They're just, they just stop aging. I like her. Yeah. And like Stevie Nicks, um, I was, I was watching something.
Speaker: not too long ago, there was a video of her from, you know, like last year or some shit like that. And I'm like, Holy crap. Stevie. I mean, even when she was in, in, in American horror story, when she played the white witch, like she looks the exact same as the first time I seen a Fleetwood Mac video. Great. She's 75. She's 75. Who?
Speaker: I'm like, I'm 40. I look like **** compared to somebody that's 70 years old. Look at the Rolling Stones who have been dead since 1978.
Speaker: Yeah, them fuckers were old and ragged in their heyday. But it's like, what's the chick that played stiffer's mom? I don't find her attractive and she's got so much plastic surgery. What'd you say about it? Yeah, Jennifer Coolidge. Jennifer Coolidge, yeah. Back in the day, when you first saw her stiffer's mom, she looked kind of good. Then you see her in
Speaker: What is it? She did that movie with Reese Willis with the sequel of that. She looks like she is. Well, she also did too, but well, she's had so much work and even in Stiffler's mom, she's had so much plastic surgery. I don't find her remotely attractive, but she's 20 as hell. Oh yeah. She is funny. She did that. She was in the movie. Uh, that movie, I saw, uh, JLo and, and, and Josh Duhamel movie, the very, not gonna win it.
Speaker: She's in that, she's in that and holy shit. She fucking cracked me up. We watched that, didn't we? Shotgun wedding, I think. Yeah, we watched it. How many J -Lo doesn't look badass in combat boots at a wedding dress at the shotgun? I was kind of like, I've got a new love for fucking, new kink and lock. I've never been a like big. I've never been a J -J -Lo fan.
Speaker: No, like Oprah looks I like her as an actress I like her as a musician, but I'm just like yeah, she's you I wouldn't hear anything like that. I wouldn't kick her out of bed. No But dude that scene where she's got the shotgun she's got combat boots on I was like, ah, you can't got locked
Speaker: I was kind of like, JLo got it going on. He got the bad out of boot. You tell me what, you got to run to the ball. You come home and have that boot's a wedding dress and a shotgun. Put this on. Hey, how you doing? You watched, that was like one of the first movies you watched together. I liked it. I thought it was, I thought it was good.
Speaker: Yeah, it was a cute movie. It wasn't like oh my god. This is one of the greatest movies I've ever seen, but I liked it. I thought it was a it was a fun movie We had a little we had like a little date night at the house, or I can't remember if we were here Yeah, we had to be here I think we watched at the house You probably fell asleep You always fall asleep on the couch when we cut a little to watch the
Speaker: Oh my gosh. Anywho, I'm going to take a real quick break. If I, if I saved it, I think I saved it. Oh yes. I have a, an interesting segment. Um, it's myths versus facts. Okay. Yeah. I found this the other day. I was scrolling through Facebook and I found this and it has visual. So I'll share my screen.
Speaker: but I think it would be kind of interesting. OK, where is the show? Factor fiction that I used to watch. I was hosted by number two from Star Trek. The Next Generation, Jean -Luc Picard. Sure. No, the guy who played. When you need him. Yeah, the guy who played number. I wasn't even his name, but that's what I call number two. Oh, God.
Speaker: You know, you know, I told you we were like almost family had to stop for an emergency. Uh a poop emergency for me. I had to have an emergency evacuation. Well, the guy next to me was like breathing super hard like
Speaker: But he sounded like he was doing a workout in there. I was like, bro, it's not that serious. Relax. The stall on the other side of it. Like, we stopped what? We stopped at the jerk stop. So the guy on the other stall of me, I heard him go. He starts giggling. I really should stop going into public bathrooms.
Speaker: filter between my brain and mouth working. And it was just like, Oh, no, yeah, that thing's gone a long way. Yeah. It was just like a couple of weeks ago when Nikki and I had it. I told it in that same situation. I hadn't started playing songs. Yeah. Right. Oh, yeah. I think I told you about a couple of weeks ago, Nikki and I went out for a date night and we went to
Speaker: Barbecue joint for dinner and write it like in the same building like literally you got one door into the next door. There's a craft brew. There's a brewery So right from the beat from the barbecue place to the brewery and I was like I got pissed real quick There's a guy in the stall taking a shit right beside the urinal and I was taking a piss and I Really loud and I was like, I got some asshole talking shit behind me The stall lost it
Speaker: You ever go up to a urinal and there's like, you know, there's, you know, you got space in between as soon as soon as, as soon as right before you start testing, you just kind of be like, Oh, that water's cold. Especially the ones that the, the, the urinal goes all the way on the floor. If you're like, whoa, that water's cold. If you were like, what the fuck?
Speaker: Exactly. What the hell? Let's take a real quick break. Before we go to break, I'd like to shout out our sponsors Liquid IV, which is going to be in use a lot the next couple of days. As Nikki and I plan on, you know, I'm going to drink tonight. Nikki's getting shocked.
Speaker: She's getting she's getting fucking torah from the floor up tomorrow night. She's celebrating her best friend's birthday as I don't think she is I don't think she ever watches the show to be honest. I don't even think she's in the Facebook group, but uh, yeah, Nikki Are gonna get torah You say copious
Speaker: this amounts of tequila will be uh yeah the the ladies are going to get tore up from the floor up tomorrow night as they should we haven't seen each other since like april they haven't seen each other since like april barb celebrating like her 75th birthday so i was actually thinking about that the other day um
Speaker: you and i haven't seen each other since high school could you imagine the drunken foolishness you and i would get into if we actually met up somewhere oh you i'm getting you fucking hammered oh dude i'm talking blacked out yeah i'm talking alcohol poisoning oh 100 like how did i end up in this hospital where are my pants why did my soul hurt
Speaker: you can't go to jail next to couple. Well, he's moving to France. Well, I don't think I can go to France either because it's it's very well established on the show that I can give two shits and a fuck less about the French people. It wasn't it wasn't for if it wasn't for us, you fuckers should be speaking German. Exactly. That's okay. We'll go over to Germany and we'll start some shit. Yeah, that's where my peoples is. Yeah.
Speaker: I was talking to my buddy and he said, you know, he said, uh, he's like, dude, when you get here, we have a tradition every, every year we go to October because it's only like 12 hours. I want to do the 23 of me so bad because the only thing I know for sure, like in my,
Speaker: my ancestry or whatever is German and indigenous people, Native American. That's the only thing I know for sure. So I would like to find out like what the rest of my ancestral roots are, not to be confused with an Alabama fan, they're ancestral roots. I posted a picture.
Speaker: Did you see that picture I posted in our green chat? No, I didn't. You gotta scroll up and look at that picture I posted. I know. But, uh, you know, I'd like to find out, but I want to visit Germany so bad. I want to go to the best. I'm so bad. Just because... It's a yellow side shoot gun like this.
Speaker: Nice. It's a great music video. It's a great song. I mean, this video is awesome. I love the song. My kid plays the song constantly. I'm like, dude. Yeah. It was a shot at 70. He's a band man. But uh, let's uh, let's go and take a real quick break. Like I said, you know, this weekend,
Speaker: copious amounts, as Nikki said, of alcohol will be drank. And there's going to be one lifesaver for the both of us. And that's our difference. Like would I be? Because as we all know, it's going to hydrate us, get us feeling right two times faster than water alone. And as three times in those overpriced or shinks that you guys are out there buying, not only that,
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Speaker: And we'll be back here in just a few minutes.
Speaker: One cigarette smoke break by the back door Turn it to a pack, I'm a hoodie It's four to every year now, the devil knows Late at night, two a .m. mistakes Sometimes, one time is all it takes Won't be long now, but she starts to show Can you smell that smoke?
Speaker: Drifting in that there's a wind to send it home The love that's in your feet up becomes a desperate mama cedar You had to go leave a heart on fire in Mexico
Speaker: Turns out all the bitching she had didn't look like feeding mouths on food stamps So one night she up and drove away And that baby girl she left surviving One day got real tired of crying, grew up mad as hell Counting down the days, oh can you smell that smoke? Dripping in the dust
Speaker: If you come to desperate mama cedar You had to go leave a heart on fire Mexico
Speaker: No one took care of nowhere to go But in and out of foster homes She had a dream that burned and she made it out Rolled into those Texas hills Gotta suffer dark, that girl swore off a tear, she cried Was a pain she'll never know Can't you smell that smoke?
Speaker: In your beat up it comes a desperate mama cedar you had to go
Speaker: Yeah. I really like that song. I do. I really love that song. She's got a couple of songs I really like too. But they're kind of slower, you know what I mean? So it's tough to pick one because we don't play a whole lot of slow songs on here. And I don't want to kill the mood or anything like that. What's going on here nursing guy?
Speaker: She said she's coming to the wedding so she can start IVs on all of our guests The boss said sweet you're in the yard you're in nursing You are in welcome back to nonsense go nonsense everybody That's Jeff. I'm Glick Jeff. I gotta give you props man. You did you did you did I with the little Kind of put me on the spot at the beginning of the show tonight. I can't I can't give you too much shit. You know I
Speaker: You didn't expect it. I did what I could. Yeah, you didn't expect it. I'm going to give you props tonight, man. Welcome back to Nonsense. If you're not already, go ahead and just check us out on all them socials. Facebook, Instagram, the artist formerly known as Twitter now known as X. X going to give it to you. No, I got hiccups. And you can check us out on Tiki Taki.
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Speaker: social medias and everything like that last Sunday. And I brought it up Monday. Last Sunday, I decided I know it was kind of short notice and I really didn't know how it was going to go. But last Sunday, I decided to come up with the idea of doing a fantasy football league for the podcast. I wanted to invite all of you guys, you know, all you guys that want to take part in it, feel free to let me know. We still have, I think we got five spots left. Got to get them filled up before Sunday afternoon. We're going to draft Sunday at 3 p .m.
Speaker: Um, I tried to get Jeff to do it. I'm still trying to get Jeff to do it because it's just for shits and grids. It's for fun. And at the end of the day, uh, the winner is going to get a nonsensical nonsense prize pack, you know, some shirts or a shirt, maybe a hat, uh, some, some stuff from our sponsors. And, uh, and you get to crown yourself and brag about being the first ever, not since when I was since fantasy football champion, as well as get a, uh,
Speaker: a VIP priority invite for next season, if you're interested. So go ahead and let us know. If you want to crown for fantasy football, if you'd like to play fantasy football. Let's go. Get in. I'm still thinking. I have a choice for you, sir. I have a choice for the champion. I like choices. Well, I have a choice for you here. So I mentioned that I have something for the second hour. I also have something for the third hour. So I'll give you a choice. I have some.
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Speaker: And I saved it and I have it all saved here in a little PowerPoint, so to speak. So I'm going to share my screen here. Have you heard from her? Hold on one second. Have you heard from her anything? I just told her I messaged her yesterday. I said be safe. I love you. OK, because I think I think the panhandle in the top of Florida, Florida, Georgia, they got smacked. I thought that's cool. It was up by like checks.
Speaker: And if it's up by Jacksonville, she got, I think they got smacked because it went up into Georgia. It missed Tampa. Cause that's, you know, I listened to radio out of Tampa every day. So, um, they'd been worried about it, but it kind of, they got a bunch of rain and flooding and shit like that, but it kind of went right up through the handle.
Speaker: into Georgia and then it's going up to it's possibly going to be doing a U -turn by the way. I just saw that it might even do a U -turn and come to Ohio.
Speaker: Oh, that's a that's a No, you said you say that but when I lived down in Charleston We had a couple hurricanes that were supposed to smack Charleston and the wind change and it shifted and it came and it came up through the North Carolina coast and it in and it smacked right into Ohio Ohio got it way worse than what we got down in Charleston and
Speaker: because it still keeps, you know, it slows down and loses its intensity once it hits landfall, but if it hits landfall at a cat four or something like that, and it goes up through those, you know, so there was, there was, I think twice that Ohio got fucking smacked right in the fucking mouth by a hurricane and we didn't get shit. I lived like I legitimately was 10 minutes away from the coast. Right.
Speaker: Well, like I said, I got a couple of these set up in my WhatsApp here. And we'll start with the first. Florida man arrested for throwing pizzas at father and finding out his dad helped birth him. I don't know where. You can read it. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Are these real headlines?
Speaker: I 100 % honestly do not know, but it's ABC. Uh, because apparently this dude, I don't know the actual picture, but this is the actual headline. Well, no, I was just saying, apparently this dude doesn't know how the quote unquote birds and bees work because. Well, no, but helping birth him as in he was Johnny bench.
Speaker: He was playing catch. See, I get in a sports reference there for you. That you could use in this situation. You literally made it sound like.
Speaker: he was a catcher, but do you know how baseball works? There's like 90 feet between the pitcher's mound and the catcher. So it was like the mom was just spread eagle on the bed and just like a cannon. You could have said like, you could have said like, you could have said, you could have said his dad was Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Eli Manning, Dan Marino, Bernie Kosar. Let's be honest here. Uh, my sports references are far, few and far between. So tell me some fucking, and you could have sent Shane Falcon.
Speaker: Any quarterback that you could have thought of, Mox, would have been a rare person. But in all seriousness, when a doctor is actually helping Burr, the woman, he literally stands there like Donny Bench, like he's ready to catch, he's waiting for stuff to happen. How many Bursts have you seen?
Speaker: They don't shoot out of the birth and the doctors. It's more like a football. Yeah, it's it's more like a hike. Well, anyway, I didn't. But yeah, apparently he's upset that his dad helped birth him. I mean, how would that make you feel?
Speaker: I would have if I was in the hospital, my dad was at the bar. If if I was his dad, I would have thrown a pizza bag at him and said and been like, I wish your **** or mom would have swallowed. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, on to the next one. Florida man arrested for practicing karate and taking I imagine because it was then the
Speaker: I can only imagine. You picked the wrong water fowl. So, you're a zero. Had it been Canadian Jesus, you would have been a hero. Uh and so on, man. They're big, beautiful birds. I found your, I found your hero. More than calls 911 report lack of vodka. It sounds like it sounds like a Nikki thing. Yeah, that's that's
Speaker: It says Borderman calls 911 to report lack of vodka only you would be tequila because I've gotten yelled at at the house. She's ran out of I don't drink liquor. She's ran out of tequila. No, but I've gotten yelled at when she runs out of other liquor liquor liquor.
Speaker: Tom Brady, one of that beat up girlfriend for Disney Tom Brady. She's like Tom Brady. Yeah, there you go. You got what she deserves for attacking girlfriend with banana.
Speaker: That just sounds like some weird kind of risky sex act. Yeah, agreed. That's like, she's like, let's kick it up in bed. And he's like, I got an idea. What a man arrested for whipping dead man with his own spinal cord. He just tried to create a spike.
Speaker: Wow, look at dude's face too. He's like, yeah, I knew that. He clouded himself. He looks like. Yeah, he looked like homie to cloud. 100%. I mean, wow. Whipping a dead man with his own spinal cord.
Speaker: I have so many questions like, how did you, how did you get his spine? Was that like a full on, you know, Mortal Kombat? Mortal Kombat situation. He's like, what are you doing? He's just like, where's his spine at? Quarterman, 37, arrested for kidnapping 27 people and turning them to play Yahtzee for 36 hours.
Speaker: Aww, poor guy was just lonely. Look at this. Oh, this ginger pressed. I mean, the Yahtzee. He's just trying to make friends. I ain't mad at him. Look at the poor dude. Yeah. He looked like a poor man's Andy. A which version of Andy Nelson? Let's be honest.
Speaker: Drunk Florida Man tries to use Taco as ID after accidentally setting his car on fire. I am mad at him because let's be honest. He was hammered. This is my ID. Wow. They call me Taco. And she only drank at stoplights and not while driving.
Speaker: Bless this man. Dismiss the case. 100%. He wasn't drinking and driving. He was drinking a stoplight. Our own version of the Florida Avengers. We got the guy who beat up his wife. We got the guy who called the cops. I'll die one because he ran out of vodka. We got the final quarter.
Speaker: And here's and here's our Tony Stark. Here's our Iron Man. Yes. Only drank at stoplights. Not today. You're not drinking today, sir. This is it. This is just by driving beer. It's OK. What a man reaches inside woman and this involves her.
Speaker: X's name, other than X's name during sex. Wow. What the fuck? Somebody put this fucking monster down now. No shit. That's your sentence right there motherfucker.
Speaker: You're just going to reach up inside of it. He said combat. Fatality. Yeah, that's wow. Yeah. You better not honor one of your ex much. This is an elder. Said Florida man.
Speaker: her ex's name while they were having sex.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: There's no reason. We all know what we're going to get when we go to McDonald's. We all know the ice cream machine is going to be broken. We all know. And we all know the apple pie will burn you from the inside out. Yeah. We all know that them goofy sons of bitches cannot put together bread, cheese, ham or bread, hamburger, patty, cheese, pickled, mustard, ketchup. But we all know they can't do that. We all know when we're going to McDonald's, we know where to store
Speaker: There's no reason to pull a gun on them. They're all like McDonald's. That's as big of a company as it is. And for as much money as they make, they are literally the retarded class. I mean, special needs class of fast food restaurants. You heard the theory of why McDonald's ice cream machine is always broken. Well, yes, because the company that makes the ice cream machine has a timer set on it.
Speaker: The parts they use only have like a two -week life expect there's so many Goddamn theories behind the ice cream machine. Nobody knows what the truth is. I know what the truth is The truth is the employee Clean them because there's a dairy clean down the fucking road Well first and foremost, why are you going to McDonald's for ice? Why are you that serious about McDonald's ice cream?
Speaker: You got Dairy Queen. You got Cold Stone. You got you got Baskin Robin. I mean, there's so many. They're like from Ohio. Because apparently Ohio is the only place on the fucking planet that has these much like drivers. Apparently, Ohio is the only place in the country who has like drive to you. I'm talking about.
Speaker: Yeah, the dairy house, you know, talking about like the little mom and pop, you don't get your burger and crinkle cups and milkshakes and stuff. Apparently Ohio is the only place that has those McDonald's ice cream in this. Yeah, it ain't that good. It's, I mean, it's all right in a pinch, but it's not my first choice. Wendy's frosting.
Speaker: I got three more. And the last one, I laughed so hard. Well, I read the last one. What a man arrested for helping girlfriend with sweet shower.
Speaker: I want to know why. I'm talking shit on top of righty, bitch. That sounds like something like, is that really a bad thing? I mean, that's something my wife and I would do. I dropped you. You lost. You got kicked out. Your internet is shit. But I mean, that sounds like something my wife and I would do.
Speaker: From, like, across the room, we'd throw ketchup patches back at that at the other, cuz it'd be funny. So, it sounds... I mean, this is back in July of 2019, so let me just say it. And while Chris is restarting this computer, we'll go on to the next one. Florida man reportedly stabbing a woman in head with fork over overcooked potatoes. Now, this is a man that... I mean...
Speaker: I like a good potato, but, I mean, fuck me. Just make me another one. I mean, damn, that's... that's harsh, dude. That's... wow. I like a good potato, but that's pushing it. And I'm vamping while Chris is kind of restarting. There he is. Looks like he stepped away. But yeah, that's pushing it. And I'm saving the last one for Chris when he comes back.
Speaker: because this last one is ridiculously funny. And I try to figure out the logistics behind it. So Chris, I don't know if you saw this, but this Florida man reportedly stabbed a woman in the head over with a fork over overcooked potato. I mean. Are you still frozen?
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, the internet over there sucks. I'm just calling it now. And last but not least, because I'm hoping Chris will be able to hear me, Florida Man arrested for hanging on traffic lights and shitting on cars passing underneath. I mean, really, dude?
Speaker: Wow Who comes up with that's actually actually was watching Better Call Saul the other day. I just started watching Better Call Saul and at one of the episodes he talks about a We call it it's a Chicago sunroof he talks about how he
Speaker: A guy, he wanted revenge on a guy, of course, he was drunk. And he shit and did sunroof. So, I guess this is Florida sunroof? I don't know. But yeah, that is a little bit of Florida news. That's kind of serious. That's out there. I don't know what to say to that. Honestly.
Speaker: What a man arrested for shitting. Hanging from a traffic light and shitting on passes. I'm curious if he had the runs or something. That is some Florida news for you while Chris has still picked messing with his internet. Let's go ahead and play and add here because I'm trying to think.
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Speaker: Are you back up and running now, sir? I'm curious. I know you're having internet issues over there. You're still muted, by the way. I shouldn't be muted. Well, you were muted when I was playing the ad there. I don't know if you saw the last Florida man. I'd like to get your opinion on it.
Speaker: I can give you my opinion here in a second, but I can do is add me back to the stream. Um, I was up moving around. You and Tony are the absolutely worst at being able to recover. You're like, uh, I don't know what to say.
Speaker: He was hanging from a traffic light and taking a shit on cars that were going underneath
Speaker: He's sounds like we've been spider -man I didn't think of that See I said and not to be the gross guy but I was like was it solid was it you know was he
Speaker: having one of those days where it's like, Hey, I get older anymore. Yeah. I know. Was he, was, was, was he, was he watering the cars or was he dropping bombs on the car? Yeah. I mean, I, I inquiring minds want to know kind of thing, you know, but, uh, and then the other one that you messed was the Florida man reportedly stabbed the woman with a fork in the head because she overcooked his potatoes.
Speaker: I get it. Did you hear that last one? There's some rules when it comes to cooking, apparently. And Chris dropped again, so I'm going to have to recover apparently some rules when you cook. I mean, damn. Once again, I'm not. I mean, I'm getting I'm stabbing somebody with a fork is not something you
Speaker: to do. But you know, you don't mess with that too, to be honest. But yeah, and that was for the news. That's all I have of those. Six Ed World, folks. Six Ed World. I'm just sorry. It's fucking weird out there. Stay home, like me. Just say it. Maybe this is going to stay home. Let's be honest.
Speaker: technical difficulties recovering nicely i think i'm just saying that it's a six head world out there especially in florida maybe you should all just stay home there you go
Speaker: You know, but you bitching about your white potatoes. Oh, she didn't get the yellow one. No. Okay. Hold on. I'm the only one that's going to be able to tell this story. Okay. So I have this cookbook that is a four ingredient cookbook.
Speaker: Super simple, super easy things. Buggy has now renamed it the white potato cookbook. One of the recipes was a casserole, which I had never made. It called for like a 32 ounce bag of the frozen hash brown potatoes, the little white cubes. Ground beef, sloppy gel mix, cheese, something else. That was it. And it said,
Speaker: Put the potatoes in the bottom of the casserole dish, mix and put all the things on top and bake it in the oven. Sounds really good, right? Kind of like taking a top casserole. Well, because the hash browns technically to cook them, you're supposed to fry them in oil to get brown. I made this casserole and all of the little square potatoes were still blindingly white. They were cooked, they were hot,
Speaker: was nothing wrong with the casserole except for these racist ass white potatoes. So now that is like that is the thing in the household is these white potatoes. Everything is based on these white fucking potatoes.
Speaker: So in other words, I'm like, I'm home one day and Nikki's going to have a fork in her forehead because buggy. Well, in this guy's defense, he, he wasn't worried about what color they were. He was bad because they were over. But unless they're, and I mean, when I tell you that this cookbook is probably like this thick, it is a, it's a very large cookbook. And now she's like, Oh, are we eating from the white potato cookbook again?
Speaker: But in my defense everything else that has come out of that cookbook has won. Like I've gotten approval except for the white potatoes. In other words, I wouldn't have thought to fry those potatoes. No. I would not. No. But next time if I make it, I will fry the potatoes or something and we will have no more white potatoes. Basically, in other words,
Speaker: There are a can of spray paint right here. Fucking take care of it. Yeah. You know, buggy, buggy being my, for those of you who don't know, buggy is my middle child and she's my. Boom. 100 % my clone. So she's very. You were thinking.
Speaker: She's very I actually enjoyed it. I didn't have any problem with it, but she's very opinionated and has zero fucks to give So she says she says what's on her mind? She says the first thing that pops into her head when you ask her a question and if it hurts your feelings Well, then you're probably a pussy. So yeah, I Wouldn't even thought of of that being an issue I
Speaker: basically buggy won't put some bullshit ass text message in a group chat and chat and be passively aggressive and think they did something special. I see what you did there. I see what you did there. I see what you did there. Yeah, I've read what you're putting down.
Speaker: You're catching what I'm throwing there, Johnny Bench. Yeah. Yeah, I am. Yeah. Now, I'm going to get mad at you and hit you with the pizza. Or or like the other Florida guy that slapped somebody, slapped his girlfriend with it. Well, I we were talking about this guy.
Speaker: He was arrested for helping his girlfriend with sweet and sour packets for Mexico. Now, that sounds like something you and I would do. Like we get into we don't catch a patch of each other. Because it'd be funny. So McDonald's rappers at me, so I feel like I should have her arrested. Well, great.
Speaker: And then she dropped a fry on the floor and say there were ants all over. I don't know how that was my fault. It was on your side. It was not on my side. It was on the love seat side right beside where you were sitting. OK, I should have left it there. I think that fry was yellow, not white. Shut up, Jeff. No, those fries weren't good.
Speaker: those fries were a bit white for McDonald's, you know, it was not their best fries, but Wendy's has the best fries in the fast food world, but if McDonald's, if you get like an order of fries for McDonald's that had that right amount of brownness to them and crisp to them, they're the greatest fucking things on the planet. I mean, I would kill 400 younglings
Speaker: a box of those large fries. You see that? Younglings. That was a Star Wars reference. Yeah, I caught that. Because Anakin killed Younglings. I don't know who did it. It was? Yeah, it was Anakin. Nice. Two for two, bitches. Suck it, you Star Wars. Well, Chris, I hate to be the bear bread news, but the sun shines on the dog's ass once again.
Speaker: Broken clock is right twice right twice a day exactly What song do you have on our second break here sir? Well, you kind of ruined my flow as far as throughout the you throughout the The the blinjet which y 'all need to check out that blinjet because I
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Speaker: Welcome back. Yeah, well on everybody Jeff Now start to get internet glitches Mainly cuz you know hurricane shit But yeah, I got I got a couple myths here for you Chris As I learned
Speaker: This week has been full of a lot of passive aggressiveness and as I learned Sunday. Apparently the greatest fantasy football league commissioner and fantasy football player of all time. Also taught me how to properly do a podcast that was you gotta keep it nine minutes with no filibuster and just get to your point and it was just basically.
Speaker: this person placing themselves up on a pedestal thinking that they're the greatest fantasy football league player slash commissioner of all time when we're rolling into our second season and your league's a mess. Okay. So apparently we do three hours of pillar buster and when in actuality, we can do this show in like 10 minutes. Ah, well, shit. We are, we are.
Speaker: We are no bueno, mi amigo. Apparently so. I'm just saying. We are S9. Hold on a second. Before you, uh, before you, uh, uh, I don't know what I'm doing, baby. Oh God, I don't know what I'm doing. We're trying to order food.
Speaker: and I don't know how to use this app and I'm like, uh, do I, let's go back. Apps are tricky. Uh, I have a similar issue with, uh, just go back and it's just hitting the go back button and it's just like being all kinds of fucking crazy and shit. I'm like, I just go in and I order my food. Yeah. There's a reason why I don't order a lot online.
Speaker: Yeah, I know. I can't figure it out. I got what I wanted. Well, one thing I wanted, will you add the... I think you broke it. I might have broken it. I'm apparently fucking retarded. Right. It's fine, I just gotta eat. You got a case of retail. Yeah. Okay. What else do you want? I got an order of the bacon and cheese things, the taker tins.
Speaker: It's a game station. And people always. They can. They can order those too. It's like um. Cheesy bacon to your mom's. Yeah. You want those? Yeah, those cheesy bacon tater things are good too. Um. Ranch or sour cream or whatever. Don't want sour cream cheese. It's like.
Speaker: You're going to add a pop on there? I'll just get one when I go home. You want to pop me, Jesse? Yeah, no, still some potato chips. No. Well, I'd like some potato chips too. I'm fat ass and I'm hungry right now. I'm hungry as shit. I remember that. No, so everybody talks about Boosties, that gas station like out in Texas or whatever. It's Bucky's. Oh, there's Bucky's. Bucky's, yeah. Yeah, well, Bucky's don't have shit on the sheets.
Speaker: Man she's she's ready Dude, she's has this fucking They got like a little I would I mean they're kind of fast food, but Everything's made to order but literally you can get you can you can get? Oh Man, I totally forgot about breakfast, but it's like the best fucking bagel breakfast sandwiches
Speaker: Oh, okay. No, but um, but they got like, you can get hot dogs, cheesecake, milkshake, pumpkin, caramel, cheesecake, you know, fish. I'm not mad. But then you can get hot dogs, burgers, brats, pizza. You can get, uh, Mexican and you can be like burrito, like the big Chipotle style burritos, but they're way better than Chipotle. Um,
Speaker: the menu is their menu is huge. And then they've got like a whole ass like coffee shop as well. You get all the weird coffee and then they've got like the frozen drinks like milkshakes and smoothies and everything like that. But it's a gas station. And the food is actually really good. When they first came up in Ohio, it's always been a PA thing. I was like, how good can fucking gas station food really be? The thing is, like, yeah, I was there.
Speaker: and it's not gas station. I'm just like, nah, I'm good. Some of the best meals I ever had was the greasy spoon fucking truck stop. Yeah. Well, these aren't like greasy spoon. They're like, this is a legitimate food. It's, it's, it's actually really fucking good. Um, they're a little bit expensive. Actually, they're a lot of bit expensive, but it's totally worth it. Well, yeah, as long as this food's good and it's good, decent sized proportions like that.
Speaker: I mean, like I'm going to, I'm going to be eating this case of Rita, which is like a big burrito. And they got the, you got the, you got the soft shell and I do a soft shell and then they do a layer of cheese and then another soft shell. Nice. This motherfucker is like 20 pounds. I mean, you like really just, it'll fill you up. I like, I like worry stuff that when I get it, it's like, yes.
Speaker: I am a fat ass just giving my food to the, to the guy delivering it. Um, well, I'm drinking and, uh, no, but it's not even about that. It's like, yeah. Yeah. Okay. I get it. It's 20 pounds, but who said I'm going to eat it all in one sitting. I might get hungry, you know, in three hours now too. I know you think I'm going to eat the whole thing and I probably will. Let's be honest. You know, we're eating the whole thing.
Speaker: We're not we're not even going to **** about it. Let's be honest. Give me two of those. Yeah, I'm a badass. Judge me if you will. I'm about to **** it. I'm about to. I'm about to. Then on top of it like they give you, I've never done it but they give you the option when you get your burgers or your burritos or
Speaker: Would you like to put french fries or tater tots inside of your burrito? Oh, yeah. I mean, I've never done it because then I get things like the bacon and cheese cheddar bombs, which are like these potato logs that are literally with bacon and cheddar, not like bacon flavoring or cheese flavoring, but literal cheese and bacon. And they're like, oh, they're fucking dude. I could eat 80 pounds of them.
Speaker: it's like it's like mashed potatoes and bacon and cheese at all. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's it's like so basically if you take mashed potatoes, put bacon and cheese in it and you roll it up into like a log or a ball and then deep deep fry it. Yeah, buddy. I got that. This guy. I'll take the
Speaker: as as my shirt said. I think that way to make it. Nikki bought me this today. She said it's the perfect podcast but this guy needs to be here. She's not wrong. I got a couple good podcast shirts. I got this one. I got the uh kind of feeling not give a fuckish today and then I've got the uh the man, the myth, the legend. Now I just need the
Speaker: throw our logo on the shirts and bada -bing bada -boom. Anyways, you got myths, legends, or? I got some myths. Well, they're myths versus actual facts. So we all know that animals hibernate. Well, not all of them. Why do they hibernate, Chris? Well, some. Why do they hibernate? Bears hibernate. The myth is because it's cold.
Speaker: I don't think it has anything to do with the cold. It's their biological nature. Actually, the reason the truth is they haven't had because food sources in the winter are scarce. Well, yeah, I was going to say because well, that's that's why, you know, as well, right around this time, you'll see like squirrels and stuff going crazy. Yeah.
Speaker: you know, they're gathering for the winner because and I guess I kind of I mean, I think I feel like I knew that but yeah, because bears will overeat leading into the winter. And then they create a plug in their ass. Wait, what's actually a thing? They actually eat a bunch of stuff, right? Bears will eat a bunch of food. And then right before they go to hibernate, they'll eat a bunch of grass and moss and mud. And it will create a buffalo.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, you see you not only are you raping Leonardo DiCaprio, but she's putting a butt plug in your ass before you hibernate. That's why I'm fucking you up. Exactly. That's why I'm fucking you up. That's why bears are weird. Speaking of bears. I'm going to shove my fist up inside of a bear and rip its innards out. Because it called out somebody else's name. Oh, hi, old man. Rips the innards out of a bear.
Speaker: They give bears crystal colors off of polar bears fur. Well, it looks white, but it's not actually white. They're like black or brown or some shit like that. They're the polar bears fur is actually transparent. They're goddamn invisible. They got a coat of invisible. The reason it looks white when you see them is because it reflects their environment.
Speaker: Uh, the next one here is, uh, Chris, we all have cell phones. When you go to bed, do you charge your cell phone by the bed? Well, the myth is that you, you can overcharge by leaving it on charge on that. That's not a myth. That's a real thing. Actually the truth is that
Speaker: Smartphones nowadays original phones. Yes, this was bad because but nowadays smartphones are smart enough to know once they get a hundred percent charge, they stop charging Well, yeah, but it's still not necessarily good for the battery and I know this and I still do it It's kind of like, you know for you and you and I, you know, we're construction guys you know, we go on by the you know 18 volt the waltz or Milwaukee's or
Speaker: or Ryobi's whatever the hell you like. I don't fucking care. I'm not having this argument with you assholes. I like the wall. I'm a DeWalt guy. I've always been a DeWalt guy, but I really, really, I really like the Ryobi's. Not only are Ryobi's sexy, let's be honest. Ryobi put some sex in there. No, the new, the new Jen Ryobi's.
Speaker: from their lawn mowers to their drills to change that they got some sexy ass that's that's that's that's cool to look at like I want to open my toolbox and see a bunch of Ryobi but we all know that you know like I have to remind myself I put my battery on the charge I have to go back this morning and take that battery off otherwise that life expectancy on that battery
Speaker: Leave it on the charge all the time. I'm shopping that battery in half. Yeah. Well, I can see, I can see where I can, I can agree with you where cell phones, maybe the new gym, I don't know how, but basically smart phones stop charging when they reach a certain point is basically what it says. Well, like my laptop, my laptop will only charge to 70%. If I leave the battery, if I leave the, um,
Speaker: My laptop is literally always plugged in 24 -7 the only time it's not plugged in is if I We're doing the show and I take the charge or the the charging port or the charger off of it and I plug my phone in which actually I do need to do because I'm using my question about The myth is
Speaker: the devour a human body in a matter of seconds. What can? Piranhas. No, that's a myth. The myth is you are correct. The myth, the truth is piranhas are really timid and cautious fish. There is no case of human death from piranha attacks ever recorded. Well, and typically piranhas because
Speaker: speaking of piranhas side. Squirrel squirrel. Apparently there's a piranha movie that has Christopher Lloyd in it about prehistoric. And I need to find that movie because what is it piranha movie? Well, there's, there's multiple. The best one, the best one is called piranha. Is it the same branches? I think so. I think so.
Speaker: It's a piranha movie and it's a piranha. Well, no, I just seen a clip on fucking YouTube. Lucky you're cute. I'm cute. He told me you're blind. You'll see how cute I am. Chris, you're a big fan of Stallone. Hell yeah. And Rambo.
Speaker: Now, Rambo does this thing where he pulls the pin with his teeth. Not the biggest fan of Rambo. Yeah. So, the myth is that you could pull up a bag full of your pin of a grenade with your teeth. Well, is that kind of along the same lines that you can grab a shotgun and go like Schwarzenegger is done? Right.
Speaker: Tried it and I'm a pretty strong guy like I'm a pretty strong guy You know, I'm not bragging. I'm just saying like and I'm a pretty strong fucking dude, you know, and I'm taking their 12 -gauge shotgun and I've tried to Do that move it's not It doesn't yeah, it doesn't work a Person who would have tried to pull a grenade pin with their teeth would lose their teeth
Speaker: I was going to say, I mean, I'm not the most familiar with grenades. Um, I've only actually seen a grenade in real life, like two or three times. And they were dead. You know what I mean? And those, in those grenades, yeah, you could just go, cause the pin just slides out. Right. You know, pulling the pin with your teeth.
Speaker: and that was the move I made because the gentleman who showed me the grenade was one of my customers and he was like uh uh he was a military guy but he was in the collective like um weird shit oh no like the like weaponry and stuff like that and he was like check this out you know he showed and and I was holding it he was like I know you want to and I was like are you purposes to me right now and he was like no go ahead and I was like what
Speaker: I was like, what do I, cause I was looking at it. I'm like, this is actually really cool. And they're not as heavy as I thought they would be or anything like that. You know, and, and he was like, and he like did the motion. He was like, I know you want that. I was like, yeah, I kind of knew. So, but as he's, and he told me the same thing, he was like, it's a dead grenade. Obviously it's illegal to own them, but it's a dead grenade when they're alive. And he, and he was like that, that motion, that doesn't happen with a real grenade. He got a yank on him.
Speaker: because they make them that way. So when they're, you know, on your belt loop or on your, you know, whatever, however you may be carrying them. Yeah. You don't, it's not like a fucking fire extinguisher that you can literally just go with your one finger and, and, and pull the pin out. Here's your next myth. Tell me this is true or false. When you sweat, it helps remove all options from your body. True or false.
Speaker: When I sweat, when you sweat, remove toxins from your body. That's true. It's actually false. You're actually wrong. The fact is sweat glands just cool down the body. That's it. It's literally there to help you cool down. It does no helping of releasing of toxins whatsoever. I have a gland that has to release some fluids right now. So hold that thought.
Speaker: Yeah, I found this I found this on Facebook the other day and I started going through it I was oh I didn't I I did I always because the the whole sweat from the toxins by I always believed that to be true as well and You know It's one of those things it's literally the sweat lands you sweating is literally to cool down your body core temperature
Speaker: It's not, has nothing to do with removing toxins or anything. Okay. So let's go. So to that, I say, and this is why I want to argue that about the sweat glands and sweating and removing toxins and this, that, and the other thing. This is, this is why I want to argue that because if you're a drinker, like I am, uh, if you're an alcoholic, like I used to be, if you had a night of drinking and you're sweating,
Speaker: You're literally sweating out. And you can see that. I get that. But the reason why you're sweating is because your body feels hot. I don't think you're a medical professional. I don't think you're talking about it. Well, here's the next one. Uh, now you, you own a pistol, sir. A what? You ever bought a silent? A pistol. I own a pistol. Not the one you were just playing with.
Speaker: Um, that's, that's my 38 revolver. So does, uh, Saturday night special, if you will. And you're buying a silencer, sir. No, because submissive, the silencer makes the guns super quiet and completely quiet, but it doesn't, it does not mean the truth is silencers dampen the noise.
Speaker: But the gunshot is still audible. Yeah. And also, you know, I can only speak for my gun. Um, my gun that I own, I don't think it's very loud. And you're talking to, you know, and you're the same way, Jeffrey, you know, you and I grew up in the country. We grew up with, uh, either hunting ourselves or friends or family that haunted.
Speaker: And we all know how long. I've been hunting, but I've never hunted myself. It's what you just said. We've hunted ourselves. I'm like, no, I've never hunted. I'm going to hunt you. This movie was Jean -Claude Van Tam. That was the whole premise of the patch.
Speaker: That was the whole premise that the German guy flew him out there to hunt him I Feel like I've never seen that movie because I did not think that was what that movie was about The whole premise of why he did he was hiding from the German guy Well, it's been a long time since I love that
Speaker: Well, yeah, but you know what I'm saying like like shotguns are super loud Yeah, I and I fire and you know, I've fired a lot of guns. I Don't know about you Jeff Yeah, you know, I feel like my gun that I have is relatively quiet but
Speaker: again, it's like it's the same thing. The whole concept of the the silencer is literally when you fire a gun that you're not hearing an explosion. You're hearing the bullet break the sound there. Yeah, pretty much. And basically the concept of a silencer is to slow down the bullet. My gun goes pew pew pew pew. It is pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
Speaker: What is the most venomous animal on the planet? Jeff, a woman. Well, you know that. But what is the most venomous animal in the planet? A daddy long legs. Not an animal, but okay. Oh yeah, I guess it's an arachnid. The most venomous animal on the planet.
Speaker: It's not it's not a it's not actually call this an animal, but okay No, the common misconception is the king cobra. It is the most venerable venomous animal on the planet. However Do you know what the true most venomous animal? I don't know because you confused the fuck out of me because you said it's not necessarily an animal well, they had of King cobra is not an animal so reptile
Speaker: No, it's actually a box jellyfish. I knew that. I did not know. I knew that but you confused the **** out of me and that's what they have down in. Hey, ladies and gentlemen, you know where you find the box jellyfish? In the water. In the water.
Speaker: Throw me a note. No, you find them in fucking Australia. Surprise, surprise. Everything in Australia. Everything in Australia is trying to kill you. Wants to kill you, eat you, or venomize you. Or fuck you. I want Australia to fight the kangaroo. Well, Chris. Jeff. Where's Cleopatra from? She's not from Egypt.
Speaker: That's correct. The common misconception is that she is Egyptian. She was actually, oh, fuck. I just, oh my God. I just seen something about this because they did the new Cleopatra movie and they black washed it and turned Cleopatra into a black woman. And she's not black. She's not Egyptian. Oh, what does she, um, she's white. What does she, uh, fuck.
Speaker: Grease or Jesus correct. She is great. Yeah Yeah, and her beauty It wasn't just She had she had seduced many kings and rulers before she came to Egyptian because she was just so fucking beautiful I don't think it's good. Maybe she just had good game
Speaker: we should just talk to you. According to legend, she was just so beautiful and mesmerizing and any obviously she had good game, obviously, but. She had that good poo poo if you may. She had good head game, bro. Maybe she just gave really good it watermelon through expression. At this I've never heard this to be honest.
Speaker: your heart skips a beat when you see. You've never heard your heart skips a beat? I've never heard that. Wait, hold on a second. Oh, no, I never heard that. That's apparently a common misconception. Well, this is a beat thing. Like, Oh my God, she's so beautiful. Cleopatra is such good head, my heart skips a beat. And I've heard
Speaker: I think there's a lot of misconceptions with sneezes. Well, apparently, the heart's rhythm sometimes changes when you sneeze, but it never stops or skips. I just don't know that. It's like the bass drop. Yeah. For a DJ, you know, you got your normal... And then you got a sneeze, and then it's like... And everybody in the crowd, like,
Speaker: You know, we've all seen those Disney movies or whatever with like all the little creatures living inside of us and they're at a rave and they're like, yeah. And then the heart slows down. Like they're waiting for the base. They're waiting for that beat to drop. And then you sneeze and the beat drops and then they're like, Oh, you're digging a hole. Cause I've never seen that movie.
Speaker: Oh, what is that movie called? Um, well, Osmosis Jones. And then there's that movie with like the emotions, you know what I'm talking about? Oh, okay. Yeah, but I didn't see the party. Well, no, there was no party. I'm just saying it's kind of loud. I was trying to create a goddamn scenario, right? We do a radio show, Jeff. We're trying to, we're trying to create a picture in the mind. All right.
Speaker: Using alarm clock is commonly misconception as the best way to wake up. A blowjob is the best way to wake up. I 100 % agree. Waking up suddenly is bad for you. The lady, ditch the alarm clock and start sucking. I'm just saying.
Speaker: Well, that's why my alarm clock is very subtle. It's not like a, like, it doesn't scream at me. Yeah. Mine actually, mine actually slowly ramps up to it. Mine's very subtle. And then it goes into, I use Bixby on my phone. So you have related by a hard target. It's Bixby is that, that it's whatever, but.
Speaker: So the music slowly. It builds. It slowly builds. And then it goes into like weather and sports news. So it's like a it's like a news type deal. But, you know, I mean, like I said, the best part of waking up is my dick. Mickey literally just walked back to the door.
Speaker: Chris, who invented the light bulb? Not Thomas Jefferson. Well, no, it wasn't Thomas Jefferson. That's correct. But most commonly misconception is that it was Thomas Edison. Chris is a logic. It's not so. It's not so. But, and they don't actually, the funny thing is, they say, the myth is that Thomas Edison invented the light bulb. Chris invented a method to keep the light bulb
Speaker: you're constantly lit. Yeah, a little frozen. Yeah, he made the coil. Correct. Um well, Chris, this one, this one, you should know the answer to, sir. As as someone that drinks. You should too. Alcohol, alcoholic beverages makes you warm. Makes me what? Warm. Yeah. I mean, it's
Speaker: No, how many times when we go to bed drunk, you know, we put a deep freeze in that on the house. Yeah, well, I'll call you actually. But does not make you warmer and actually is wait. Listen, listen. Oh, it didn't don't. I thought it might. There you go. Now it's all ruined.
Speaker: I've moosed it. Um, Chris. Van Gogh. What's he famous for? Van Gogh? Yeah. What made him famous? Besides his paintings? The Mona Lisa? What the hell is this fucking thing? Uh, actually, no, the Mona Lisa was not painted by Vincent van Gogh, young lady. Yeah, Mona Lisa was not painted by Van Gogh.
Speaker: Um, well, most commonly, he got an ear vent. No, the common misconception is that he cut his own ear off. However, he just clipped the end of his earlobe. Yeah. He just, yeah, it was just a little bit. I mean, I've been literally in pictures and got like slicing his fucking ear off my entire life. So I was kind of shocked by that. Is my taco or salsa, salsa center.
Speaker: Here This one I wanted to bring up to you Chris Because because you say I have a Napoleonic complex You common misconception wait the common misconception is that? Just give me the taco they didn't give me a good salsa stuff. Wait a minute. I know we've had this argument. We've had this discussion
Speaker: It's it's my taco sauce. I thought it's also right here. Tell me the hot sauce. It's not hot sauce. Yeah, I know. I got extra and they forgot my name and name, but I requested both. Well, there you have one. But, uh, Napoleon, Napoleon was short. Blah, blah, blah. Napoleon was not five eight. He was five five. I mean, not enough.
Speaker: it's not uncommonly short but not the average size for minutes, right, Jeffrey? No, I'm five three motherfucker. I don't. So, it's like 5859 and that's where and that's where I said **** I am a giant. I don't feel like I'm that tall being six two. I like, you know, like you you make comments about me being so **** big. Granted, I understand that
Speaker: But I don't feel like I'm that tall. And then you find out that the average male height is only like 5 '8", 5 '9". Right. But I would gladly give up a couple inches in height if I could meet the male average for pecker size. Amen to that. I'm way below average. Well, Chris, how is the internet connected worldwide?
Speaker: magical fairy land well the common misconception is that it is is connected via satellite it's definitely not satellite it's uh it's a it's a it's a it's a community of of internet wires and cables and and so underneath the screen yeah and gerbils that are up here's ass
Speaker: and the semen that was pumped out of it. Chris, tell me if this smells like chlorophyll. The common misconception that chlorophyll is not too high up for several hours and will happen very quickly. We've had this conversation. It actually takes up for five minutes for someone to feel the chemical effect that can only last a short while. It takes, yeah, yeah, we've had this conversation.
Speaker: about glory but an hour the lasting effect of an hour is more than enough time for you to uh great not that i'm speaking from experience or anything but an hour is more than enough time i'm just saying an hour is more than enough time to throw them in the back of your great van drag them back to your grape house put them in your great basement and lock them in a great cage
Speaker: Yeah. As long as you keep your circle, your, your hunting circle, we go back to the hunting. As long as you keep your hunting circle within 15 to 20 minutes of your residence, which most serial killers and or rapist keep their circle within a three mile radius of where they live. I'm not saying that I'm experienced, but I do my research. Well,
Speaker: Should you use your phone during a lightning storm? Through a what? A lightning storm. Yeah, sure. There you are, correct, because smartphones actually use radio waves and they do not have to move. That's kind of like the old wives tale of, don't take a shower during a thunderstorm because the lightning is going to jump through the house and get you. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker: What produces more oxygen, Chris? What produces oxygen for the planet? Me talking shit. Well, the common misconception that the trees produce most oxygen for the Earth. And something I didn't note, that is not fat. The fat is the ocean produces 50 to 70 % of the Earth's oxygen. Yeah.
Speaker: So, cut them fucking trees down, bitch. Make that paper. Cut the trees down and thank god for global warming because we all going to be breathing that good air when the polar caps melt, baby. That's right. This is the dog. You guys, you guys have a dog, Seuss. You have forty -seven dogs. Yes, I do. A common misconception. Dogs can only see in black and white.
Speaker: Uh, I don't believe that, but I know it's said a lot. I'll be, I just don't believe that. That's kind of like dogs. Can't see up. Look up. Well, dogs speak other colors as well. However, they don't see as many colors as the human. Yeah. They're the limited. It's kind of like saying that that dogs don't understand what you're saying because like our dog.
Speaker: Well, she's retarded, but I think she speaks very fluent English. I mean, it's like, you know, I'm just now healing up on this arm. You guys really can't see it. From the last time she decided to attack me and she called the shit out of my arm. And then last night out of nowhere, she attacked me on the couch and ripped my arm apart. And today I came home and I said, look what you did to the dad, those shoes. And, and I showed her. And as soon as I showed her, she went like, she felt bad.
Speaker: Yeah, she yeah, she felt bad. But did you make it that easy? So I got blood all over her chest. I didn't even realize she ripped me open until Nikki said something about it. And I was like, oh, yeah, she didn't get me again. She got me up on my arm, too. And then I was when I was rubbing her belly and I seen that she had blood all over her chest. I was like, wow, you really did get me, you little fucker. Well, you know, alcohol thins your blood. And as we all know,
Speaker: You look at a piece of paper, you cut yourself already. Sticking up blood in the color red. Common misconception, bulls are aggressive to, no, bulls are aggressive to the color red? No. It's down to the movement, like you see the matadors
Speaker: doesn't matter what color it is because you've got the swords stuck in them or if you're a bull rider, they're aggressive because A, you have the rope that is cinched around your wrist wrapped around their nut sack and you're spurring them with your boots. So that's why bulls are aggressive in the rodeo and as far as the matadors go, they're aggressive because they stab them with their stupid matador swords.
Speaker: It's not it's not for the faint of heart Yeah, gentlemen, how pissed off would you be if I wrapped a rope around your nutsack and then spurred you in your fucking room? You see the Great Wall of China from space I Don't know. I've never a I've never seen the Great Wall of China and be I've never been to space Well, apparently no man object can be seen
Speaker: Tell the aliens from the Simpsons that Morgan Bork or whatever their names are. Oh No, more was Robin Williams Einstein very smart man. We will agree correct Actually, not really Well the common misconception is that he failed the math class
Speaker: Actually, Einstein was a bit of a return. Well, he failed English and botany and zoology, but he did really well in that. Yeah. He was actually, he was actually not that smart. There was a with, with, with his, what he did, it was a lot of trial and error. Yeah. Well, it didn't hurt that he was a patent clerk. I mean, didn't help what?
Speaker: He was a patent clerk. So if you applied for a patent, he could be like, I actually invented this five minutes ago. Yeah. I actually, I did hear that he, that he, a lot of things that he threw a patent on with his name on, he had nothing to do with his. Yeah. I don't know if that's true or not. I've heard that. I've heard that about, um, uh,
Speaker: Edison Edison and Tesla that were battling to to create electricity Yeah, and I heard that about Edison as well that he that He was able to throw his name on a lot of shit that he had nothing to fucking do with right and I and I am I'm a Tesla guy and I believe that Tesla created electricity and fucked you medicine
Speaker: I believe I invented it. He just was able to harness Was the matter of AC DC? Yes And what was the DC that what is it DC that'll kill you AC won't kill you I think that's what Which means always on all the time where AC is alternating current so it turns on and off
Speaker: Yeah. Which is, which is what Edison was behind was the direct current, which led to the invention of the electric chair. And, and Tesla was on the AC and DC line for the actual, I'm a Tesla guy. Fuck Edison. Rock band. I'm just saying. I mean, I mean, Tesla wasn't a bad rock band. I wouldn't say it. Can you name three tests?
Speaker: What? Can you name three Tesla songs? No. Yeah. What? Hell no. I think the only one I can think of top of my head and it wasn't even their song I think they covered it was signs. Wait, are we talking about the same band? I think so. ACDC? Oh, I think we're talking about the band Tesla.
Speaker: I don't even know who Tesla is. No. That's what I said. I said Edison. That's what I said on ACDC. Either way, my argument is still the same. ACDC is so fucked up. Ladies and gentlemen, Chris is next to an airport because that flew right over his head. Well, no. We were talking about Tesla. You said great band. Tesla happens to be a band. And I did not know that Tesla was a band. My argument is still the same about ACDC. Seriously fucking overrated.
Speaker: Seriously fucking overrated Well You know, I'm not arguing anything I'm saying that's your opinion and opinions are like asshole. Well, you know We want to have an opinion Actually your raises because you don't like ACDC so fuck you
Speaker: Chameleons. Chameleons change their color to blend into their vibe. They don't actually change their colors. Actually, they do. They change to reflect their mood. No, they don't. What is it putting that guy calling on your videos? Chameleons. Chameleones. Chameleones.
Speaker: There's this guy they need watches on on tiktok that does like Well, what did you say? number one Number one person best pet ever and then he like completely butchers their names, but he called chameleons chameleones I have laser eyes, but my laser eyes don't don't work Chris should you swallow your chewing gum?
Speaker: I completely blanked on other than Chris. Do you swallow? Should you swallow your chewing gum? The common misconception is that chewing gum takes seven years to digest. If you swallow your bubble gum, it'll build up in your belly and then you'll die and that's a myth. Trust me, gum perfectly digests.
Speaker: 100 % it does not digest it gets it goes right through the digestive system in under a week Also, I'm saying they perfectly digest. It's like corn man. Like you can take a bite of corn You could take a bite of corn and you can chew that shit up and go on for a month But it still comes out whole how does that happen? I've tried this scientific experiment. I've I have literally taken a bite of corn
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Speaker: And it would have to stay sideways. And even at that point, it's not going to kill somebody if it stayed, you know what I mean? Straight vertical. Right. It would, it would definitely. Penny is not aerodynamic enough to actually. No point in this. It would have to stay straight vertically for it to penetrate somebody's skin. Well, I think the terminal velocity of Penny is only like 12 miles.
Speaker: You don't think I can kill somebody with that? No, no. I'm just saying, I don't know if any is less than 12 miles an hour. Jeff, I think I could throw a baseball 12 miles an hour and hit you in the temple and kill you. Oh, I'm not saying you can't. But no, yeah, you're not dropping up any off the Empire State, but it's kind of like that. That common that like. Well, maybe Nikki's familiar with it, and I know we are because.
Speaker: We grew up in an area that's got a lot of trains and a lot of train activities. Did your parents or your grandparents or your grandparents ever tell you, don't put a penny on the train because you'll be where it was raining? Yeah, that's actually not true. Yeah, it's not true at all. My great grandma used to tell me in her, because my great grandma, her house, and there was a, not in her backyard,
Speaker: It was like her backyard and then the whole railroad track shit. You had to like, go through the backyard and monkey fuck around like you were in stand by me with River Phoenix and fat Jerry O 'Connell and, and Corey Feldman before he got weird. And she used to always tell us.
Speaker: Don't don't be putting no pennies on the railroad track because the train will crash into my house. Well, actually, you think that was actually busted in the movie Pollyanna. Well, Jeff, do you think that derailed us from putting pennies on the track? Oh, fuck no. No, if someone goes missing, you need to wait 24 hours to report them missing.
Speaker: Well, common misconception is the police require said person to be missing for 24 hours at minimum. Some states, and I'm speaking for the United States. Um, some states do. What other states would you be speaking? No, there's, there's states. If there's general genuine concern.
Speaker: You're just contacting me. Police are meeting. I mean, there are states in Canton and we all know that Canton Indians are **** idiots. Sorry. No, ladies in Scotland. I don't know why. Sorry, Sadie, but you guys are idiots and I literally have watched the true crime documentaries in the last week
Speaker: which I already know that the Royal Canadian Mounted Police are fucking morons, but even they're just regular cops are fucking morons. But I've watched three true crime documentaries. I was just like, wow. Like with it, as they're telling the title of like, yeah, I know who did it. What the RCMP does. Well, like the RCMP does first thing stupid. What the hell are we watching? What the hell are we watching?
Speaker: When I was I was telling you about it. We were watching something that I was and I was going on about the Canadian police RCMP. Oh, the other night the other night. Nikki was at work and and I was trying to stay awake for her to come. That was the night that she assaulted me with the McDonald's stuff.
Speaker: I was watching a documentary, which I already know that I already know the case. And I've already watched and listened to multiple documentaries and podcasts about this, but, um, picking the pig farm, there was this dude in Canada who was a serial killer, right? And he was, and he was murdering, um, prostitutes. And he was literally pushing, butchering them like a pig and then
Speaker: like he had over he was he had over 60 bodies that were found on his farm but on multiple multiple multiple occasions before he had even killed like five chicks on three different occasions they had him dead to rights but the police would not one lady one lady one woman escaped him he stabbed her four times handcuffed her stabbed her
Speaker: four times. She fought back stabbed him multiple times. She ran to the road. This husband and wife picked her up, took her to the hospital. He drove himself to the hospital, the same hospital that she was in. They found the handcuff keys in his pocket and went and took the handcuffs off of this woman. And the cops said she was not a credible witness because she was a prostitute.
Speaker: And nothing happened to him. This credible witness bullshit came up like five different times, whether they were prostitutes or drug addicts or whatever. Multiple people came forward and said this man was killing prostitutes and butchering them. And the cops were like, yeah, well, you're on drugs. What do you want me to do? Yeah, yeah, well, it was like,
Speaker: And then there was, and then there was the, there was another guy who was, who was a killer. He like killed his parents and a couple other people. Right. I think it was like the Edmonton serial killer or some shit like that. The cops pulled this cat over for speeding in his back seat, in his back seat. He had trash bags full of victims that he had chopped up blood everywhere. He pulled over is shocking right there.
Speaker: blood everywhere. The cops were like, oh, he must have been out hunting and let him go. And then you had a dude, the Dexter killer, who literally he was, he was, he was a guy who, who wanted to be a filmmaker and he made like this star Wars film and got a little bit of credit. But then he, then he wanted to do his next film based off of Dexter, but he wanted it to be based in real life.
Speaker: I created like a fake Tinder profile and and he suckered this one dude in to come into this house and he had like like you've seen Dexter, you know the kill room. Yeah, he had the kill room set up plastic everywhere blah blah blah. This cat. Bottom off got away survived went to the cops and the cops were like yeah, it's OK. There's nothing to see. No, it was a bad date, whatever.
Speaker: and then a few days later, like a few days later, Homeboy legitimately followed through because he wanted to create a movie based off of Dexter, but he wanted it to be based in real life. He followed through with another victim and actually killed this dude. And the only reason he got caught was because this dude, before he went to meet this lady off of Tinder or whatever the Canadian version of Tinder was, sent a couple of his friends
Speaker: the conversation in the email with the direction and says, hey, just in case something happens. And this is what I'm, well, this is what I'm doing. This man never would have died if the goddamn Canadian police would have done that. Like that's three instances that span from like, like the early nineties to just a couple of years ago.
Speaker: because the Dexter killer wasn't all that long ago. Yeah. But then multiple other cases, it was serial killers in Canada that is just like. Hello, once again, I blame Trudeau, Canadian. I don't know. You can't believe, you know, Trudeau's a fucking idiot, but you can't even blame Trudeau for this shit. Like this is just this is.
Speaker: I think it goes to show you Canadians are really nice, especially the cops like that. Don't worry about it. We got like four dead bodies in the truck. Don't worry about it. Use a certain kind of shampoo. It works best. It's just, it's mind boggling and it being a, you know, like a guy who's, I wasn't, I wouldn't say obsessed, but like I really love true crime. And every time I hear interesting, I mean, I,
Speaker: I would have never thought, you know, I mean, I'm sorry. I get pulled over and I got dead bodies in the backseat, not the trunk, the backseat. I'm going to jail. I get it. Hey, I went to the fucking first place. And I'm a guy who is literally. Yeah. And I'm a guy who is literally said on this podcast multiple times. If I ever ended up in Cancun, I don't know why I killed somebody. Yeah. I killed Nikki.
Speaker: Like, I mean, I can go, I can go to Canada, but he and I could move to Canada. I've met some really dumb cops, but I've never met a cop that looked in my backseat, saw blood everywhere and went, he must have been hunting. No, that's a, that's a dude's arm. Yeah. They're going to say, what the hell's going on? Like, like I could literally go. Imagine the look on dude's face.
Speaker: The dude that did this and the cops letting go. Can you imagine? He's like, wait, am I in super troopers? Are they fucking with me? Like that would be my thought the whole fucking way home. Did I just get away with that? I would either be a giggling my ass off like a little schoolgirl or freaked out because I'm like, they're going to throw that car in reverse. Anything like, I feel like I can go to Canada. I could literally go into a police department and be like,
Speaker: I'm going to kill my fiance and my kids. And then leave. And then like an hour later, come back and throw all four of their heads on the debts. It can be like, I just murdered my entire family. Deuces. And they're going to be like, how about that? I actually saw this. I was watching a podcast.
Speaker: This guy for years, he got away with this. What he was doing, he was killing people. Then he'd call the cops say, Hey, I just killed this guy. But he'd give a different coordinates to where the body was. So it got to the point where they, they were, thought he was crying wolf. Yeah. Well, no, like, like, like, like, like I said with Canada, you know, I could literally do all that.
Speaker: and and and and pranks out of the out of the police station drinking a Molson with a box full of Timmy hoe donuts because that's what they do in Canada. They drink. And I love their their Timmy hoes and and and their fucking maple syrup. You know, like the cops would be like, oh, you seem like a good fella. I just dropped. Timmy say that's a good day.
Speaker: That's a good dude. He's drinking emosinate. Yeah. He bought us a round of syrup. He bought us a round of maple syrup. I can only imagine my thought still keeps going in the back of the dude that's driving away from the cops with four bed bodies in the back of his trunk. And he's like, they got to be fucking with me. For like a week after I'm like, they're going to show up any second. They got it. They got it.
Speaker: I can't panic. You know, call me a bitch if you want to. Yeah. You call me a bitch if you want to, but if Nikki and I go to dinner and I have two beers with my dinner, which I know two beers, not even remotely, even not even in the realm of being drunk for me, for me, I'm speaking because I know like Jeff, if I gave you two, if I gave you two 24 ounce draft beers, yeah, I can play a fucking Uber.
Speaker: Yeah, you're gonna be feeling real fucking good. But if I have two 24 -ounce draft beers with dinner, I get panicky driving home. And I know that I'm nowhere near the limit or anything like that. And I'm good. I'm fine. But I still get panicky, let alone if I had bodies in empty bags.
Speaker: and I get pulled over for speeding and the cops were like, huh, you've been hunting, huh? Yeah, you can say that. Deuces. I get it. Okay. Killing's wrong. But the confidence level that that dude had to have in that moment. I'm gonna start killing everybody. Jesus. I'm gonna start killing literally every person I see. That dude is, I don't care who, like you say, that dude's got nothing to steal. Like,
Speaker: because dude, I can be 100 or so. So we're doing the speed limit. If I see a cop car in the rear view mirror, I'm like, Oh shit. I'm what? Yeah. 100%. I'm the most wrong, but I'm making sure I'm not doing anything wrong. Yeah. You know, if I get caught with bodies in my back seat and they're like, Oh, you've been hunting up, man, I become the most prolific serial killer. This world has ever seen everybody.
Speaker: I'm killing everybody and everything. I'm killing dogs. Look at me wrong. I'm killing him next. I'm killing everybody. Everybody's dead around me. I'm eating baby's feet dunked in cane sauce. Hell yeah. I'm untouchable. I'm just saying, that guy's got to have enough to steal because I would throw up. I would want to throw up some nervousness alone.
Speaker: Yeah, I would lose my fucking. It's a crazy. I can't fucking take me to jail. We're dead bodies in the backseat because you're going to find them when they when they caught this cat and they finally caught him and realized what he was doing. My man even said in an interview or recorded interview, my man was like, yeah, I thought they had me after I killed my parents when I was moving their bodies. But they let me go.
Speaker: he was like, he was **** himself because what the **** Farva? Jesus. He's like, dude, you got your mom and dad in your backseat and empty bags. And the cops like, so he's been hunting. Yeah, we're **** big **** And and and that's what I said like, you know, the dude was like in an interview like on a recorded interview when that when they were interrogating him, he was like, yeah, man, I
Speaker: I was, you know, I was like, I was pulled over. Yeah, he pulled over. That's the shocking part, too. Well, that's a whole level of confidence, too, because if I got two dead bodies in my backseat, and I can't go to the fucking gas, I'm gone. I'm dropping a gear and pissing him here. I'm a red man, a bitch, still a piss is mine. Goose is I ran from the cops once.
Speaker: I was driving down 13 and I knew I was speeding. I saw a cop do a U -turn and I kicked over another fucking street and found out I was pulling somebody's driveway. That motherfucker pulled it right behind me. What are you doing? Common misconception. Just because you break the law when you're driving and you think I'm safe when they pull in your driveway, yeah, you're not safe. No, you're not.
Speaker: If you get, if the cops fall behind you, don't go to your house, go to like a Kroger's or something. It's private property. Yeah. Drag racing up and down main street in Belleville. It was like midnight. Imagine that. Yeah. All right. Go figure. And I go home and my Chevelle was
Speaker: Distinctive. I had the only one in town. You know, a black and purple plain Chevelle. Not hard to miss. And the cops pulled in the driveway and I was like, no, I haven't gone nowhere. He would walk over to the hood of my car, put his hand down and goes, yeah, the engine's still warm, dumbass. I'm like, yeah. He's like, we know it was you. The only 69 Chevelle in Belleville. Let's be honest. And the engine's warm? I mean,
Speaker: Yeah, I still got away with it. I still got away with it. Because I was dating the sheriff's daughter. You can't outrun the hell of a cop. Actually, not true. I actually saw dude, I saw a police chase the other day. This dude stole a Rolls Royce.
Speaker: he pulled into a garage and then and then he pulled into a parking garage and left pulled in the parking garage left the car and walked away oh yeah and you know he had helicopters because that that the he took a one of the news Rolls Royces that's got just plenty of pep and he was just dusting cops left and right
Speaker: Eventually cops are like, yeah, we're not going to chase him because it's dangerous. So we'll let the helicopter fall. He pulls into a city area, finds a parking garage, parks the fucking car, and walks away. Here's the crazy thing. They still haven't found the car. Where the hell did the car go? Well, no, he obviously left the car there. Yeah.
Speaker: still looking for him, went back and picked up the car and fucking out. He left for like three hours, came back, picked up the car, drove off like the only fucker. Yeah, that's the thing. That's some real GTA shit. I don't care. Was this in Canada? I think it was actually in LA. Huge. The problem was the car was
Speaker: was worth 80 ,000. It wasn't worth 81 ,000. So they're like, yeah, it's like a $250 ,000 car. But you know, the problem is the area who was that was a black Rolls Royce, not uncommon. Yeah. They're like, yeah, we know what you do. You're driving on. Yeah. But I feel like even farther, I could have found the car that they were chasing.
Speaker: in three hours in a parking garage. Well, I don't know what exact timeline, but all I know is this dude pulled in a parking garage and fucking you got the view of the helicopters and they're like, he's not coming out. The car's not leaving. And like 17, 20 people, 17 to 20 people left the building at that time. And they never found the guy. Then they went like three hours later to find the car and the car was gone.
Speaker: Which means he probably just sat in the fucking car. I'm like, don't get me, bitches. Oh, you guys ain't coming? All right, I'm leaving. Oh, no, man. That is some shitty ass police work. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. How? Oh, my God. I totally forgot about the dude who had a cult in Canada. Oh, yeah. You know, that's a hoist. You know what? That's where I'm going to do that on a Monday. I'm going to just do that on a whole episode right there.
Speaker: I'm gonna do that on Monday. Just do it. We need to do it an episode of stupid cops. I want to do that. And shit like that. But sometimes it's not the criminal that's stupid. And any cops who listen to this, I'm not, we're not shitting on you guys. I absolutely 100 % black or black.
Speaker: back police officers and firefighters on a huge stuff like that. But, um, and I'm not saying there's not no bad apples or fucking farmers in there, but I mean, Oh, and, uh, in, in, in, in Canada and in the, in the late seventies and stuff like that, when serial killers were running rampant in America, trust me.
Speaker: our cops dropped the ball as well. So don't think you guys are the only ones that didn't see to do it a lot. You know, Ted Bundy, didn't he get away like twice? Bundy got away once or twice. Uh, Ed Kemper like in a beetle, in a beetle. Well, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't that he outran that or anything like that. It was just.
Speaker: Ted Bundy was very smart, very sophisticated. He was super smooth. So it wasn't so much that he got away. He was able to talk himself out of being a suspect at the end of the day. But I mean, literally Ed Kemper, who was the co -ed killer, which is one of the serial killers that helped create the BAU and the FBI,
Speaker: the behavior on Alice unit or profiling unit. Uh, and Kemper wanted to be a cop, but he never could be like, he could never pass the physicals and the tests and stuff like that. And he hung out in a cop bar and he was killing college co -eds. And, and, and this was a mountain of a man. He was six, six, nine, six, 10, well over 300 pounds. He was a mountain of a man. And he turned himself in. And even when he turned himself in, because he hung out at a cop bar.
Speaker: They didn't believe. Yeah, well, you know, he they didn't believe it because they all knew it. They all knew it and it was like this big. I guess I had doing one of the stupid jokes. I get it. Yeah. Yeah, it was just that was like Ed was our buddy. He hung out with the cop bar. He hung out with all of us. He was always there. You know, the dude killed his first victim was his fucking mom.
Speaker: because she was a whore. Ladies, stop being whores if you have sons. There's a theme going here. Don't be a **** whore if you have sons and you're a single mom. But it's you know, trust me. Hey, we ain't safe here in the good old US of A but Canada, you guys have a have a have a
Speaker: history of dropping the ball We could we could dive into these serial killers of Cantonadia It'll be like they weren't that good. They were actually really bad at being serial killers or be Killers just the cops in our CMB. Oh, yeah Dudley do right Sorry to bother you but if you're gonna stab that girl a need to hold your knife like this
Speaker: Don't just stab and pull out stabbing twist It's something else man, that's oh man, that's a whole nother ass Understand somebody like Ted Bundy. Okay, I get it smooth talker talked his way I can I've talked my way out to dig it
Speaker: Well, you know, he was a good looking cat. He was educated. He was, you know, he was profile. Yeah. He didn't really fit the profile. So to say, um, but at the end of the day, I mean, the guy was a politician. That was what he wanted to do. He wanted to go into politics. Yeah. So, so, you know, that I can understand, but if you're, you've got somebody dead to rights and their bodies in the trunk,
Speaker: and you let him go, I'm sorry, you dropped the ball. Well, Jeffrey Dahmer was dead to rights. Jeffrey Dahmer was dead to rights. We've all seen the the Netflix movie with. But I mean, Jeffrey Dahmer was dead to rights that he that you know, the black kid that got away from him and the cops found them and you know, like the cops were there and questioning him and everything else. And
Speaker: And he told me what was going on and what happened to him But at that time period when that happened, you know being gay and stuff like that They didn't want anything to do with it. So they ignored it. Yeah And then come to find out it says I know where it's just some gay stuff and they're like She's big fuck off time And
Speaker: in the last season of American Horror Story, NYC, not the greatest season was actually really bad, but the cool thing that they did was they really brought the attention to the fact that in the 80s and early 90s, as far as the gay culture and being gay in America, when they were victims,
Speaker: They didn't really look into it. They just brushed it off. Because they didn't understand, you know, they, they didn't care. They didn't, they didn't understand it. They didn't care because, you know, especially gay men, uh, but you know, lesbians as well, they were, they were looked down upon as being lesser than. And that's what happened with the whole Jeffrey Dahmer situation. This kid was, was drugged and, and, and, and great. And,
Speaker: And he escaped Jeffrey Dahmer and the cops showed up and they're like, yeah, we're not going to look into us. And, and I'm not, it's just kind of the words that were there at that time. Yeah. They're fucking fags. Right. You know,
Speaker: And we're not looking into it. I don't want to catch the gay because, you know, a lot of people in the eighties and especially like the early to mid nineties thought that being gay was a disease that you could catch like, like coping. Um, so, so they, they ignored it. And I think Jeffrey went on to kill one or two more people.
Speaker: He's got bodies in his house. He's got fucking skulls in his freezer and everything else It was just like yeah, you guys could have prevented some shit if you would have done your job I think that that plays into a lot There were dead bodies in the back seat
Speaker: No, there's that. Blood everywhere. He must have been hunting. We still have four or five back there on the top. I was going to throw you one. I still have another one. Yeah, they're just not getting a stop today. Well, it being Wednesday night. And us starting late, I do need to get to bed.
Speaker: Yeah, you need to go to bed to get up in the morning. I got meetings first thing morning ish. Well, we do have to go because I guess I guess we're doing well, Nikki's doing day drinking tomorrow. One does on a Thursday. What's going on? What we have to be at the bar at noon?
Speaker: How are you doing? My name is Glick. I host a podcast and I'm a region alcoholic. It's Thursday. It's going to be the Bart noon. It's Thursday. Usually a buying life choice is out of this. It's Thursday and it's 11 30 in the morning and I'm having my first beer. But I'm not an alcoholic. I have control.
Speaker: I don't have a drinking problem. I got pretty much under control. The only problem I see is running out of beer. I can't believe I, Oh, that was only 15. Yeah. It was a 15 pack of 12 ounce cans. Two, four, six, eight. I don't like four or five left in there. I thought you did. No, not according to it's only 15. I see.
Speaker: history. Oh, that's a damn shame because I'm having fun drinking. I want to keep drinking. Speaking of drinking, speaking of waking up early, you want to make sure you're energized, but you don't want to have that energy temporarily. You don't want to crash.
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Speaker: I like the kick in the back And the things you do to me I love the way that it ends I don't miss you, I miss the misery, just know
Speaker: Inside you'll tell me how hard you'll try Loving me, I don't want You feel me, I miss the bad things The way you hate me I'm just screaming the way that you blame me Miss the message, leave me fed Miss the fever, breathe in my chest Miss the phone call, when it's your fault Miss the late night, call me
Speaker: I love the way that it ends Don't miss you, I'm a submit no free Don't miss you, I'm a submit no free
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Speaker: Word of advice to the passive aggressive guy who occasionally shows up on this show and doesn't do anything West Nile virus is not that big of a fucking deal. It wasn't that big of a fucking deal when it first happened You don't have to post it all over your social media because nobody cares Imagine living your life in fear of everything Like a Democrat
Speaker: Yeah, he is. Hey, like ever, passive -aggressive, you punk bitch. See, it's a joke because I middle -fingered you and laughed. Fake laugh. I can feel pain.
Speaker: If you're an asshole, please raise your head. Guilty as charged. Don't worry. It's Canada. I'll get away with it. Yeah, that's right. Jeffrey, thanks for hanging out tonight, man. Love you, brother. Love you, sir. What do you want to say to these idiots that are listening to our shitty show? Excuse me. We heard the guy. The big Lebowski.
Speaker: The dude. I love that fucking movie. It's yourself on Moscow Mule with milk. You heard the man. He said, Deuces, would that be a said when you come to a crossroads in life and you don't know what to do and you're in doubt, always remember WWN and D. Click what the fuck.
Speaker: I can't fucking see shit and I'm drinking a lot of beer in a short amount of time I'm wondering more beer. What does that mean? What does WWND mean? What would nonsensical nonsense do?
Speaker: I'll tell you what what I tell you what nonsensical nonsense would do. We're burning all the bridges because guess what? Motherfuckers, we can swim. Fuck a bridge. Oh, that being said, be good or be good at it. It's so slow on the trigger.
Speaker: What's in that box?
