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Speaker: Yeah, buddy. What's going on everybody? Welcome to Nonsense Go Nonsense.
Speaker: Now we can officially get this shit show started. We got Tony D in the building hanging out doing what we do. It is Saturday night. You know, we know what we're going to get into probably going to act up a little bit. And of course, you know, me the one and only Glick, Tony D what's going on with your buddy? Taking these fighting the headache, but in the headache, but I want this over there. I'm going to warm up his den in a minute, but we ain't here. Well,
Speaker: Looks like we got ourselves a series in New York and Cleveland. That shit was really the last thing. I've really been watching this. There's a whole lot of sports still going on right now. It's crazy. I watched a little bit of a little bit of the USFL early game and the XFL early game today. Cleveland
Speaker: You know, as much as I'd like to give the Knicks credit for that, I don't think I can because Cleveland just looked like straight dog shit last night. Got exhausted or what? What's that? Did they get exhausted or what? They shouldn't be. I mean, Kelly had three days off, four days off, something like that. It was just ugly. I think they scored the fewest amount of points of any team this season.
Speaker: Um, it was just, it was just bad, man. I don't know what the hell's going on, but I'm sure they'll get it back together in game four. And I think it'll go seven games because I mean, New York didn't even look that good last night, even though they won by 20, I think it was. Didn't Julius Randall get hurt or something? Something happened with him. I don't know if he got hurt or not. I know, uh, but, uh,
Speaker: Ah, hell, I don't know. Yeah, but there's a lot. There's a lot of fucking sports going on today. You got basketball, hockey, XFL, USFL, all that shit's going on right now today. What's going on? Golf Hawk. We see you pop in. Go ahead. Hey, boys. Hey, boys. Look what I got here.
Speaker: get it out there, we see him pop into the comments. Yeah, I tried to get away from it, but then when we don't do it, he yells at us. I don't know. We should yell at you. It's y 'all's fault for doing that shit. Now you make people look for it. That's Tony. That's Jeff's fault, Tony. Speaking of Jeff, he might be back next week. I told him today I was going to replace him with a chimp.
Speaker: He's going to place you for real life. You know, it's hard for him to have a real life when he never leaves his office. You got to leave the office if you're going to have a real life. I'm just saying. He left it. He claims he left it. He just had to leave it for babysitting. Jesus. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Speaker: The kids got out of the house. Oh, Lord have mercy, patience of everything. Yeah, I'm taking it easy today, man. Took him out of the house. Gotta go hang out with one of his homeboys who just got back. I'm about to warm up in dinner in a minute. But nothing major, man. Like I said, I'm halfway. I think this is a sign that said it, because it hasn't been any rain, and it is getting warmer out there. I will admit that.
Speaker: Well, I'd like to, uh, I'd like to say the weather knew what the hell it was doing here. Like the other day it was gorgeous. It was like 87 degrees, sun shining. What was it? Uh, Thursday, I think it was. We, uh, I broke in the, the, the, the new grill. We were all out on the porch. Nikki spent the day on the porch. It was her day off.
Speaker: So she spent the day on the porch. She got sunburned, boy. Gotta be on the old damn day. Yeah, but we grilled out Thursday night and hung out there on the porch for a little while. And then Friday it was back out of the bed. Okay. Today it only got up to like in the mid fifties, late or mid fifties, high fifties, but
Speaker: I don't know where today was like a pop -up storm just hit was sitting here. The sun was shining skies were blue. All of a sudden it got dark and it just started down pouring rain. Oh, what the fuck. Right. And that only lasted for a few minutes, but yeah, I mean, I haven't done much of anything today. I had to run up to, uh, Walmart to get some stuff for Austin's birthday next, next week. Right. Uh, cause we're grilling out Tuesday night. We're going to grill out for her birthday. Uh,
Speaker: couple of her friends are coming over and couple family members, my groceries coming over and then their godparents are coming over. So I was like, I just want to go get the stuff, have it, I don't have to worry about it.
Speaker: And then I came back home and just kind of fucked around Alexis here tonight. Bucky's here tonight. One of her friends is staying the night, right? So. I don't know what they're doing. Speaking of fucking kids. He's goddamn neighborhood kids. Thought they were being cute earlier and they were like throwing little twigs and pine cones and stuff at the door.
Speaker: I'm like, yeah, no big deal. They're not fucking hurting anything. They were just messing with the girls, the little boys from the neighborhood. And, you know, they weren't doing anything wrong. I didn't care. And I'm sitting there and I start to play a little bit of Call of Duty, you know, before we start to do the show. One of them goddamn kids threw a whole ass branch off of a tree at my fucking window. Let's see what the big guy gonna do now. Oh, big guy went out there and all them fucking kids were shook.
Speaker: They tried running from us. Get your asses back here right the fuck now. And they all started pointing fingers. I said, I don't give a fuck who did it. It was cute and it was funny when you were throwing little things at the door. That wasn't a problem. A whole ass branch at my fucking window. I said, y 'all do something like that again. I'm dragging every one of you back to each and every one of your parents. And either they're gonna beat your ass or I'm gonna beat your ass right in front of them.
Speaker: and I said, go ahead and tell your mommy and daddy that I said it because they can come back here and we can have this conversation right the **** now. They're like, oh, we're sorry. We're sorry. We're sorry. We're sorry. Mr. Chris. Sorry, Mr. Chris. I'm like, nah, that was just some **** **** y 'all and some dumb **** right now. You got the wrong **** neighbor. I'll put the whole damn complex on notice.
Speaker: just like you what you're going to do about it. So I'm gonna do something. Yeah, I will do something. I'll be out there chasing with my belt. Let me snatch. I'm gonna grab a snatch on one of them. Kids are being kids.
Speaker: Kids are being kids, my ass. Kids were being kids when they were throwing pine cones and little sticks at the door. And that was fine. I didn't care because they're like, they're just out there having fun. They're not hurting anything. You throw a whole ass branch at a fucking window. I can't lie. The worst we ever did was run through our neighbor's yards. You don't. It was the worst I ever did. I got and I got shot in the back for cutting through a cornfield.
Speaker: He sprayed us up with salt rye. And we knew we weren't supposed to cut through the cornfield, but we did it anyways. We weren't hurting anything. No, we weren't hurting the corn. No, we didn't hurt the corn. No, no, we, we, we didn't hurt the corn because, you know, we all grew up out there. We all worked the farms. We knew better than the fucking corn. You're not hurting the corn. We knew better than to be structured than to be destructive in the fields. We were just cutting through.
Speaker: I don't know if you've ever walked through a cornfield or not, Tony.
Speaker: But you can actually walk between the rows of corn and stuff. I'll be honest with you. Do I look like I walk through fucking cornfields? I know, but I didn't want to be like Tony. I know you ain't never walked through a cornfield or anything. I mean, look at your black ass. You said, nope, I'm staying in the truck. Fuck y 'all. You ain't about being black. I'm a city motherfucker. The fuck I'm going to do in a cornfield. I seen you move. No. You showed me where the corn and Jeepers creepers? No. In X -Files? No. I've seen this movie. I'm too black for this shit. I'll sit right here. In the dreams? No.
Speaker: Now we used to we used to play in the cornfields everything like that growing up but you know like I said we we also knew better than to be destructive because that's you know back then even now today farmers that's their livelihood that's their money maker no
Speaker: I went cow tipping once, and I ain't even do it. I was just out there with that crazy ass, isn't it Nate? I was like, what are we gonna do this shit? Let me watch this shit. They can outrun a human. Okay, y 'all gonna let y 'all do it. I'll be over here in the corner. Yeah, I mean, I've gone cow tipping before, let's be honest. I've absolutely rocked the shit out of a cow. You got them bulls that come over there and rock that shit out of your ass. Walking around with a horn up your butt.
Speaker: I'm not saying I'm proud of it, but I absolutely rock the shit out of a cow. That motherfucker full steam shoulder.
Speaker: Hey, I had a buddy of mine that wasn't much bigger than Tony or than Jeff. He did it. This full guy running fast as his fast as he could, man. He hit that cow and bounced off. The cow didn't even move. Mm hmm. So, yeah, you want to try that again? Look at him. Go fight that tail. Get on you. Random Rick was good. Cal abuse reported. You can report these nuts across your chin.
Speaker: better put this steer, making you a queer around the corner. Y 'all saw, what was it? The Simpsons? No, a family guy. That motherfucker bull took him in and he called him on the phone and they said, I got this picture of this outfit, I want you to come try it. He was like, okay. I was like, Jesus, why y 'all doing Peter Griffin like that? Yeah, they did Peter pretty bad in that one.
Speaker: That bull made him his bitch. That bull punked his ass out. Exactly, random Rick, exactly. Funny motherfucker. Funny motherfucker. Let me know where Glick had to go. Let me know. Hey, hey. Let me know where Glick had to go. Let me know where Glick had to go. Let me know where Glick had to go. Let me know where Glick had to go. Let me know where Glick had to go. Let me know where Glick had to go. Let me know where Glick had to go. Let me know where Glick had to go. Let me know where Glick had to go. Let me know where Glick had to go. Let me know where Glick had to go. Let me know where Glick had to go. Let me know where Glick had to go. Let me know where Glick had to go. Let me know where Glick had to go. Let me know where Glick had to go. Let me know where Glick had to go. Let me know where
Speaker: Oh, you will. I'll clean them up. Dude, did you hear there was another fucking crazy? Well, I mean, there's several crazy ass fucking shootings. I saw the girl in the driveway. Well, yeah, there was one and we talked about that for a brief minute last week. Right. A cheerleader got shot. I think I saw somebody cheerleader getting shot. Yeah, they like
Speaker: and they were coming out after chilling in practice or something. And the girl accidentally went to get, accidentally got in the wrong car. And she was like, oh shoot, you know, like, I don't know if you've ever done it, but I know I've done it, like walking through the parking lot, not paying attention. You see a car that kind of looks like yours and you just go over and open the door or go to open the door. And you're like, fuck, this isn't my car. Well, that happened. And she was like, oh shit. Well, there was a dude sitting in the passenger side seat.
Speaker: And I guess from the story, she was like, oh, you know, shit, sorry, whatever. And wrong car. And she went and got back in her car. Well, this dude got out of his car when they were pulling out, walked up to the car and fired two shots into one of the girl. I don't think anybody died, but one of the girls was injured. It's just like the fuck is going on with people. Why are you shooting cheerleaders like they aren't, I mean,
Speaker: Some cheerleaders are pretty bitchy. They could be pretty bitchy, but you could tell when it's an accident. You could tell whether they're a threat. They're only a threat when you're losing the game and they're cheering the team on. Give me a break. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's with anybody. I mean, that's like that guy who, you know, even the guy who shot into that car and killed that girl from his sports. They weren't doing anything. They were just turning around in his damn driveway or the kid Ralph Yarl. He didn't do anything wrong. He went up and rang a fucking doorbell.
Speaker: fucking assholes. People ain't got no fucking sense these days, man. He's stupid. They're all stupid. Sugar happy and sappy. That's what I'm talking about. Sugar happy and sappy. They're gonna get mad. People will start shooting back at him. They'll be like, oh, I don't know why they're shooting back at me. I didn't even do anything. He's fucking stupid.
Speaker: Really? No reason. A cheerleader. Mm hmm. Real tough. Real fucking tough. A football player. Okay, maybe. A cheerleader. Yeah, but like I said, like, you know, she was just like, oh, shoot, my bad. Whatever in the story. That's how they kind of described it. Walked back to her car, got in, they started to pull out this dude, walked up to the passenger side seat, just pop, pop, pop. Aesthetic. Fucking shot him. Nope. Thankfully, I don't think anybody died, but thankfully nobody died. She was just injured. But still, it's like,
Speaker: What in the actual fuck? Stupid. And you want to know why people want to be armed. Well, I know why. We travel with it as best as possible, but we know why. They can defend themselves against all the crazy out there today. How about all the stupid? That's the only reason I carry is just protection. If I never have to use it, awesome. Fantastic.
Speaker: If I, but I would much rather have it and never be in the situation and something happened and not have it and some jackass decided to shoot me because I'm out delivering DoorDash or something. Right. You shoot at me, I shoot back motherfucker. I mean, for me, I come back at you. There's no rules. There's levels in that shit.
Speaker: Yeah, I've told people, uh, several times you, you can swing on me. If you swing on me, you get one shot and you better put me to sleep. Otherwise I'm coming back. I'm swinging back. That's not even a question. And all you've done is anger the bear. If you didn't knock me out, swinging that cow abuse.
Speaker: I don't think people understand you swing on somebody. They're going to swing back at your ass. Yes. Yes. We know what's out there, but you got to remember you're not going to beat everybody. You fight everybody. Yeah. I mean, you're, you're, you'd be a lady chick to think that you're going to, you're going to win every fight you ever, you ever get into most people, but I'm going to go in with that mentality that I'm going to win every fight because I ain't going to let somebody know that I'm afraid of them.
Speaker: or that I'm afraid of losing a fight. Just because I might be scared doesn't mean I'm going to lose. That's it. Granted, thankfully, I haven't been in a fight in many years, fortunately. And I'd like to try to keep it that way. But what's that? You don't sound like it. Oh, I ain't no bitch. You got me fucked up if you're going to come. If you come at me sideways, you got me fucked up if you don't think I'm returning the favor.
Speaker: I'm just saying. I'm just saying. You got me on a whole nother fucking level. Coming to me sideways. Think I ain't coming right back. Sitting sideways, boys in the dicks. Sitting sideways, boys in the dicks. Work. I ain't never skirting. Shit. I remember 50, I was watching an interview with 50 was talking about, he was talking to Mike Tyson. He thought he was going to have to fight him. He said he was scared as shit. He said, I thought, I hate this motherfucker.
Speaker: People still on one of them, Mike still got it. Don't be fooled. Hell yeah. I saw him practicing the other boys. Last year before he was showing him practicing. He still got it. He's 50 some odd years old. He's still just as fast as he's probably faster than he was when he was young. Still fast. Because you never really got to see how fast Mike really was in the ring when he was younger because he was just so powerful and strong.
Speaker: Is that yours? Check that white cord right there. The white cord right there on top of the nightstand. Well, in lighter news, Tony D. The other day we all know was 420. Happy birthday, Hitler. I mean, uh,
Speaker: Congratulations, potheads. I hope you enjoyed your holiday. Bye, Tony. I mean, technically it is his birthday.
Speaker: I mean, that's been one of the debates about the 420 holiday is like, you know, some people get out there and they're like, I can't believe how happy you guys are celebrating the day that Hitler was born. And then the stoners are like, um, it's like a stoner holiday. What are you talking about? What's that?
Speaker: What does Hitler have to do with heat? That would be my question. Well, nothing, but it's his actual birthday. It's 420. Jesus. Happy birthday, Hitler. I mean, it has nothing to do with wheat. I don't understand the 420. I mean, I never really, and I don't smoke, so I never really understood the whole 420 thing. Why?
Speaker: Y420 is like the, I don't know, anybody listening or watching. And if you guys have any idea, please let us know. I don't know why 420 is like the national symbol or of smoke weed. Smoke weed everything. What? Because I mean, like, I mean, couldn't you pick a better time? Like,
Speaker: I don't know 12. Cause then you could smoke in the afternoon for lunch and then you could have a midnight snack before you went to bed. Cause I hear it helps your sleep. Some people I don't know. Yeah, I know people, I know people that, that 4 20 PM, 4 20 AM they're up smoking a bowl, smoking a, smoking a joint, smoking, whatever, doing dabs, whatever the hell they're doing.
Speaker: But anyways, there's a Sheriff's Department here in Ohio that went viral for their tug -and -cheek social media post on 4 -20. The post on the Lucas County Sheriff's Office Facebook page displayed a picture of an empty printer paper box held up by a stick above a plate of chocolate chips, ice cream, Sunday nacho cheese chips,
Speaker: On the empty, or on the box, it was written free. It's placed next to a... Ah, whoa, okay, we're doing that. But below free is like a couple of little chocolate chip cookies as well. Also written on the box is a phrase, not a trap. It is a trap.
Speaker: The captions contain several puns related to marijuana, such as we'd be crazy not to put traps out today. That's funny. I liked it. To be blunt, legalization is not within our powers, but taking you to our joint is. Man, I would be rolled. I like those. The post continues. Do be careful. You're hanging out with Mary Jane or Bud.
Speaker: It would be dope if you just made some good choices. OK, that's what I got to talk about right there. Yeah. The online article or post has more than 1 ,000 reactions, hundreds of shares, and several comments from amused followers. It says you wrote like this. Some of the comments, this is amazing. I just realized it's 420.
Speaker: I feel like I was just warned by my dad, commented someone from the account called the City of Toledo Department of Memes. But the post also serves as a warning and a reinforce of the Ohio walls for anyone inclined to drive under the influence of marijuana. Driving while high is unacceptable, obviously like driving drunk. Those of anything is a crime, spoiler alert.
Speaker: Yeah. Additionally, the post offers help to anyone needing assistance with a drug addiction with the number Lucas County Sheriff's Office dart unit and a chance for a reward or possibly a family sized bag of snacks, chips slash cookies today. If readers want to turn in their drug dealer. Encouraging snitching.
Speaker: motherfucker, how mad would you be if you were somebody's dope dealer and that some bitch got so high, read that post and then called the sheriff's department to turn you in so this fucker can get a bag of cookies or chips because he had the munchies from hell. You said that home minding your damn business counting your money. All of a sudden you get a knock on the door.
Speaker: and your clients standing out there on the sidewalk eating a bag of Doritos or some shit. Watch them take their ass to jail. What's going on, Sadie? Steve, how you doing? Oh, is that shit heavy rolling? I was reading that post the other day. Shit heavy. Rolling. I found a really cool website today. Going up your food. Don't worry.
Speaker: You feel as your food, I'll make you some rice, okay? Mm -hmm. I found a really cool website today, Tony. This morning, Nikki and I were kind of being lazy, laying in bed, and she was looking at, she's doing a pampered chef party thing, and she was looking at the orders and whatnot.
Speaker: And one of our friends had, has like a really unique last name. And, uh, it was one that I'd never heard before. So I was like, I wonder what that, where that comes from and what it means or whatever. I found this site and it's called for bears F O R E B E A R S. But you can type in like surnames and shit like that. And basically find out, um,
Speaker: the origin and where they're from and all kinds of other crazy information like how common the name is. Like for instance, and we've talked about it before, I know my name's German, German, Jewish, whatever. And most of my heritage comes from Israel and Germany and whatnot.
Speaker: But it also shows that, where the hell is it now? Damn it, not places. Certainly, that's what I wanted. Dagnified over there. So I said I would try and put it out there and see if people can come up. Thank y 'all for coming in, honestly. What's going on, Toby? It's hard, hard. Go ahead, man. Number three is Baby City.
Speaker: but it'll also show you like how common the name is. So I'm trying to pull up my name. I literally was just doing it earlier and scrolling through. So like my last name for instance is like 32 ,289 most common surname in the world. Your last name? Yeah. So good. But the highest density,
Speaker: approximately there's 16 ,500 people in the world who bear this certainty. It's most prevalent in the United States but the highest density is in Israel. Israel. Israel. But then it shows a map of the entire world
Speaker: of where your name is, as of 2014, it's not been updated in years, where your name is most prevalent in the world. Obviously the United States, it's the most, but I was surprised at some of the countries, South America, Brazil, Africa,
Speaker: Australia, fucking, damn. How about Italy? I don't know where the fuck Italy is. Where's that goddamn boot at? Steve, what is around, how you doing? Yeah, I mean, it's there.
Speaker: What's going on with Stevie? It's there. Uh, but you know, it's something that, you know, if you're interested in that kind of stuff, check it out because of course then it gives you the, uh, you know, the opportunity. If you want, you can kind of go to like my heritage .com and trace your bloodline or like your family tree and stuff like that. I was playing around on that. My heritage website. And, uh, I found my dad's, um, uh, high school yearbook.
Speaker: pictures from his sophomore, his freshman and sophomore year. That motherfucker, I said, I took a screenshot and I sent it to Nick, my Brewster. They look like identical fucking twins, identical twins.
Speaker: I sent it to him and he was like, why the hell did you get that picture? And who is that? So then I just had just a picture. And then I took this, then I showed, then I sent the screenshot that showed it was from the Johnstown yearbook. And he was like, holy shit. I was like, yeah, you and dad looked identical. I looked nothing like that, man. But I mean, it's not, you know, this isn't obviously, this isn't like.
Speaker: You leave. You said you mean. You're mean. You want a karate fight? I'm a black belt. Why don't you calm down, Bane?
Speaker: How do you calm down? You said you'd probably break your back if you do try. Damn. Guess I'm going to have to try. All right. When you're in the wheelchair, we got a nine -year -old teacher. He's gone, Karate Kid. I train at Cobra Kai. Show no mercy. No more U2 for you. But yeah, like I said, it kind of gives your, you know,
Speaker: where your name derived from, how your name became, which I already knew all that stuff about mine. It's got a little bit of a history and stuff like that. It's a pretty cool website even something like breaks down the average height of male Glicks and female Glicks through history from 1881 to like 2014. That's a damn shame. They could tell you better than it's supposed to be.
Speaker: What's that? I can tell you how tall you supposed to be by your name. That's some bullshit. Yeah, too bad it's in centimeters and I'm too lazy to convert centimeters to inches, but... Well, let's do that right now. What is... 176 centimeters in feet. Interesting. Well, I am definitely above average. The average height for men is five foot nine.
Speaker: I'm definitely above average because I'm 6 '2". OK. Go with Anthony, see what you get. Is Anthony your last name? No, Jackass. Then why would I go with Anthony? My middle name. These are your surnames, your last names. Oh, this right now are last names. I'm not telling you my last name.
Speaker: How do you know what your last name is? It's on your Facebook. We don't have to tell them, but I can look it up. Y 'all gotta excuse me if I seem distant. I got the munchies and I got a headache.
Speaker: Tony's still celebrating 420. You have the 79 ,309th most common name in the world. Really? 6 ,153 people bear this surname, basically all in the US. Most prevalent in the US, highest density in the US.
Speaker: Really? Your name is derived from a geographical locality of Tandridge, a parish in Winchester. Yeah, I had a family crest. I pulled it up. You're British. A whole lot of derivatives on that name.
Speaker: So you have, well, you don't have, but people with the name danger, sorry, they get that all the way out, but people with your last name is mainly in the US. It's bright red in the US, Canada, Mexico, Brazil, South Africa. We have people in the same area of South Africa and Australia. Not in Italy though.
Speaker: No Ireland, Wales, UK. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure like in those smaller countries that I had, a lot of names came from that, that name came from that area. It originated up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It originated up there. England, Australia, Canada, South Africa, Botswana. Like Animaniacs, Botswana. Botswana. There's only three people in Scotland that have that name.
Speaker: There's a hundred and, sorry. There's nobody in Ireland that has that name. I wasn't going to say it. I wasn't going to say it. Uh, yeah. So I'll be there.
Speaker: So it says in 1687, 1688, Henry Price and a lady with your last name got married in Canterbury.
Speaker: Now here's the crazy part, there's different spellings. Welsh and English. Yeah, Welsh, exactly. Remember I told you I saw that. I saw that back in the late 90s. I want to say a lot of Celtic, a lot of Celtic by the last name. Yeah, it also breaks down like the average income for people with your last name. That means that they are actually watching motherfuckers. You can get that from census reports, which they've been doing for years. Right.
Speaker: Yeah. Now that's only by the people that they got documented. They're missing some motherfuckers. Oh yeah. The majority, it would be correct. Where's the height that damn it? That's what I wanted to get to. What the hell? Well now they don't have the height listed in here because apparently y 'all were some Oompa Loompa type motherfuckers.
Speaker: I don't know. It's like I said, if it's anything, you know, if anybody's interested in like, they're, you know, learning any, you know, a little bit about their family or their last name or, you know, I looked up my mom's maiden name and it was like the 1000th most common name in the world. Which I already knew. It's a pretty common name. It's not like, um,
Speaker: It's not like Smith or Jones or anything like that, but it is up there as far as being super common. 1000th in the world is pretty common. Obviously. What's that? Let me see if I can. If you're 1000th in the world, I think you're pretty common. Yeah, exactly. Well, that's what I said. It's a super common name. But
Speaker: The reason for it is like back in the, like way back in the day. Back in the days when I was young, I'm not a kid. It needs more. Almost 450 ,000 people in the world share that last name. But a lot of that had to do with like back of the day with, you know, when like one person would take out, would take over like half of the world.
Speaker: Spread their seed if you will Because like that name is fucking everywhere But that got Nikki and I do a little bit of the conversation of course my nerds started showing today because you know, no matter what last name we looked up in Australia, it was kind of a brighter red color for everybody and
Speaker: And she was like, that's kind of weird. And I was like, well, you know, I said, you do know that Australia used to be a penal island. Used to be a penal colony, yes. And she was like, what? I was like, it was like a jail because it was an uninhabited island. And that's where they sent criminals and shit from all over the world. They just shipped their ads. Australia and the state of Georgia were both penal colleges. They did teach that.
Speaker: Yeah, Georgia was too. I was like, that's why you have so many different types of people in Australia. This little boy. Yes. So yeah, like I said, I let my my nerd show today and then I found my weird Ohio book and then my nerd started showing even more but
Speaker: Nicki was down with that because we're in Ohio. I don't know if anybody's ever heard of or ever read any of the weird US books or I have Ohio, obviously I live in Ohio.
Speaker: Those those books break down they like they like tell stories of roadside attractions, abandoned cities and towns, ghost stories, haunted locations, villains and heroes and all that shit.
Speaker: And I was like, you know, Nick, he's into that exploring like I am. I said, this could be our little, our little guide for when we decided to start venturing around Ohio and going on. Wait, you're welcome. I'm ready to go on Twitch and troll. I'm ready to go on Twitch and troll. Why are you going to go on Twitch and troll? Troll who? I can't help it. Who are you going to troll on Twitch?
Speaker: I can't help it. Okay. Wait, I want to fuck a penis a little bit. Watch Pena, not the girl, but you're looking at right now. You know, he talks an awful lot for being an illegal immigrant. Oh, I'm gonna let you have this on you right there. Doesn't he have oranges or lawns to be taking care of or something? That's his world.
Speaker: But I want to thank everybody watching honestly. Everybody feel free to go. I'm sure he's got another 10 minutes before the music so loud that you can't hear him and he'll be incoherent anyways because he's so high and whatever going on. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing this.
Speaker: Fuck it. Anybody who wants to come up, I think we got time tonight. Who wants to come up tonight? Speaking of music, Tony Dean. Who wants to come up tonight? Go ahead and play your music. Oh, no, I'm not gonna play it now, but I'm gonna play it for break. I got new music tonight for Matt James. He put out a solo song. You said that was coming, Jason. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's a little bit...
Speaker: It's a little bit slower. It's not like the upbeat, you know, some of the upbeat stuff that we're used to. I'm on the show play them. I'm gonna play it on break break music. It's a full soul. But he dropped it last night or yesterday. Yesterday sometime. I don't know.
Speaker: i didn't get a chance to listen to it until this morning so i messaged him today and i was like hey well i messaged him and i was like dude the new song is awesome is it cool if we uh play it on the show and he was like absolutely man so uh and then i was trying to i reached out to a potential guest hopefully that'll work out that'll be pretty cool we'll have to behave ourselves but uh
Speaker: As I told him, I said, we're a little unhinged and we're a little out there, but we can behave ourselves when we need to be. But, uh, he's a standup comedian that, uh, I think will be pretty cool if he can come on the show because he is, he's fucking hilarious, but he does more of, uh, like, uh, he does more of Christian comedy. Um, but his Tik TOKs are fucking hilarious dudes. Dude's a trip and he gets his whole family involved.
Speaker: Uh, I think it'll be, I think it'll be pretty cool to have him on the show if he, if he has time, I know he's, he's turned all over the place. Like one night he'll be in Ohio and the next night he's in Florida would be in a Florida and then up to Wisconsin and then out to Texas and then the Ohio when you're in the band and somebody offers you a gig. Let's go.
Speaker: Yeah, he's he's all over us. I told her I said, you know, we do this show three nights a week. I know you're here and he's getting ready to get married. I said, I know your schedule is hectic. Just let me know when when and if you can make it. What's going on? Tony Smith. Oh, shit. What up, bro? Where you been, man? I'm going to ask him. You're going to have some race afterwards, too. So I want to hear it. Shit is food, boy. So. Working on some random ass shit behind the scenes.
Speaker: Hey man, get ready for next month. I'm gonna do a one year anniversary broadcast on the closing down of Haps. Let it go, man. Let it go, Tony. It's time. No. It's time. I actually have for the most part. Let it go. Let it go, bro. You don't need no more. Jason, you don't need no more of that. There's plenty on there.
Speaker: it is it is it's time to just listen when people start leaving when people start letting periscope go i'll let haps go i don't think anybody is really on the periscope people refer to periscope and all the damn conversation they have tongue in line
Speaker: I couldn't tell you if you're lying or not. I know I bring it up, but I'd only bring it up when we're talking. When I was on Periscope, we was on blab, when we was on this, I'm like, okay. Yeah, I can't tell you if you're lying or not because I don't run in that crowd, so. No, it's not about my, a lot of places that I go. People still refer to Periscope. A lot of times. I know in the - When I was on Periscope, oh, here you go.
Speaker: Here you go. It is very important to him. I'm not saying it's not. Sometimes it's best if you just move on and let things go. It's dead and gone. Let things go. This is true. I knew him that morning. Just dedicate that damn song that they did for Paul Walker.
Speaker: You might have missed his comment earlier there, Leggy. Yes, she did. Did she catch it? She caught it. Oh, OK. I wasn't sure if she was... She caught it. I mean, like I said, it's one of those things. It was one of those apps much like whether it be Ustream or... Well, I wasn't on Ustream long enough to really figure it out before they went kind of...
Speaker: But, you know, other platforms that have kind of come and gone where people have been on them. You meet people and you have fun with them. But when they're done and gone, you just kind of move on and let it be dead. Well, you know, in all fairness, and I said this on Ted's show, we moved on. You do realize, and I'm going to go ahead and say this, the phone platform we're on, I am still in contact with all these 20 of us who still livestream or broadcast. I got a list. I was just thinking about it. I'm like, damn.
Speaker: Damn, damn. Well, yeah, I mean, but that can be said about any platform. I mean, you know, you know, I, you know, I'm still in contact from people from back in the day. Obviously from, from Periscope, I'm still in contact with people because there's still people that come up in here from there. You know, there's people from TikTok that I'm still in contact with. Speaking of TikTok and contacts, Prince of Chaos might be joining us here sometime soon. Yeah. I did message him the other week. He told me to get his head back up here.
Speaker: Yeah, him and I have been kind of talking on and off. He's working on a project. And then he wants to do a little like, I think he said like a four part, maybe five part podcast thing that he wanted to do. Yeah, I think I remember that. And I told him that I was like, hey, man, anything I can do, you need help, you need a platform, whatever, just just.
Speaker: Just, just let me know. I said, let me know. Let Tony know, let Jeff know. And I said, any one of us can help you out, do whatever you need. If they're available, if I'm not available or whatever. So preaching to the converted, right? Yeah, man. Just leave it alone. We're going to have us some fun tonight. We've come to the end of the road. Tony D. Open link in the chat for those of you who are bored.
Speaker: I will go ahead and say, I do have my eyes on my airtime folks. There's nobody really up there. I wanna thank y 'all for coming through. I don't have a whole lot tonight. Of course we can random rants. We can - We never have a lot. And everything. What's that? We keep ideas. Next week, latenightparents .com. My man Ted Hicks. Way to follow the show, latenightparents .com. That's my double. He's gonna open the floodgates next week. Oh boy.
Speaker: You got a whole -ass pan of rice. Is that what you're eating? Is rice a steak? Yes. And a whole -ass, you didn't even get a plate. Did you? Some ghetto. I wasn't going to say ghetto. That's awesome. I wasn't going to say ghetto. I was going to be like, God damn fat boy. Me too. I can't say shit, man. I've been holding this 250 for a minute. I can't say shit because I came home today.
Speaker: I think I hadn't eaten yet. So when I was at Walmart, I grabbed a box of like frozen White Castle burgers. Yeah. Had a box of potato skins. White Castle burger. Listen, I want to give White Castle their props, dog. The microwave burgers taste just like they do. They taste just like the restaurant. How did they do that? I don't know. Most places, when they got their food microwaved in the freezer section, it doesn't take the same. White Castle. Taste the exact same. Taste the exact same taste.
Speaker: Minus the onions and the pickle because, you know, you get like their fresh little onions on there and then the pickle. But outside of that, it's the exact same damn sandwich. I don't know how they did it, but I threw a couple. I threw like four of those in the microwave and then I put like they were they were small potato skins. They weren't like the big ones.
Speaker: But they were the smaller ones, I put like six of those in an air fryer because Nicky was, I was the week or the week before Nicky was like, we did an air fryer, damn it. I was like, I know, I know, it's on my list of things to buy. Why does she need one? She likes them. Well, she had one, she made dinner one time, that she was for. Well, she got it, I think it was last week or the week before.
Speaker: Jason, I finally used it the first time today. I put those potato skins in it, man. Them fuckers things were nice. I was like, shit, I'm gonna cook everything in this bitch now. They put cooked beef fat. Oh, is that what they do? I ain't mad at them. Keep doing what they're doing. I'm not either.
Speaker: as gross as that is, I can't lie. Cause I grew up on White Castle. That shit is the microwave. It tastes the same as bananas. Here's my thing about White Castles. I like White Castles. I cannot stand the smell of White Castles in my car. Open the windows. Now I mean, like when you go there and you order food, then it lingers for a couple of days, even if you open the windows and shit like that.
Speaker: And I can't stand that smell in my car. It drives me bonkers. But yeah, I ain't mad. That's how they do it. That's how they do it to make them taste the same. I ain't mad at them. Keep doing what you're doing, White Castle. We ain't mad at you. We're shouting you out.
Speaker: No, so I had six of those potato skins and four little White Castle burgers today when I got home and I got done eating them and I was just like, God, I feel like a badass right now. White Castle will make you feel like a fat ass. I'm still burping up White Castle. That's why your cross stinks. My car don't stink. I'm just saying like, that's why I try not to go through the drive -thru if I don't have to.
Speaker: 57, let's play the new jam. I know how much you hate to be eating on camera, but damn it, I'm hungry. I haven't said anything to you about eating on camera. I don't know when. All of y 'all who can't stand me forcing my teeth on camera, let me tell you something. Half of y 'all can't force your teeth today. Two damn jams look tight like they in the traffic jam or in the New York City subway during rush hour. Clean your fucking mouths. I'm here all day.
Speaker: What'd she say? Spoiler alert, they've been microwaving burgers in restaurants. They do not all taste the same, no they don't. I mean, well, I mean. I'm a foodie. Y 'all see me eat all the time. You know I can tell you about some food and some restaurants. Yeah. But I thank you for contributing, Sparky. I would say all restaurants, but I would say that they microwave, but I kind of get what you're saying. You know, like McDonald's is known and they don't care. Their burgers are frozen patties.
Speaker: Burger King, all White Castle. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I've never really been in, I've never really looked in the kitchen of White Castle. If they are, I know they keep, they steam their buns. They steam their buns. When you're watching Fresh, they cook them right there in the grill to make it. The thing with the microwave version, they taste just like they fucking came out of the grill once you pull out the microwave. Right, it's right the same. And trust me, I got my own,
Speaker: By the time I look at it and I can taste it, I'm like, oh my God, I can remember being in a restaurant with this shit. Well, I got two more left. And I think when I eat them, I think I'm going to pop them in the air fryer for a few minutes and see what happens. Bottom two is like a genie. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to yuck them out with this dough. I'll keep these shits, all right? And I got all my wooden teeth taken out. And I got them down long as shit. It was too late to stop myself after I said it. I said it, Helen. I was like, fuck it. It's out there. Somebody's going to get me.
Speaker: Now I gotta get down below the gum line. Some of the reasons why y 'all breasts think after you brush your teeth and use mouthwash, you didn't get down on that gum line. You gotta gargle, you gotta switch it around. You're gonna mess around one day and feel a gap in between your gums and one of your teeth, cause you had food stuck there for four years. Nasty mouth bastards.
Speaker: I usually use a nail or something. I had a whole real sentence into a wobble with them crooked ass teeth. Fuck y 'all. I usually use a nail or something and clean my teeth out. Cause I'm a man. Be a man. Floss with a nail. Go daddy being silly. That's why.
Speaker: I was going to say, uh, first and foremost, I was trying not to belch on this show and you yelled at me and I think I only yelled at you twice about eating. I don't know. It's been a year to take it back. But it was just like, ah, fuck it. He's going to do it anyway. I can just turn his camera off, but I really don't. When I had my beer, because I had a mellow yellow that day, then I had a Coke, then I had a Pepsi, then I had a beer. Boy, there was no stopping that gas.
Speaker: I feel like maybe actually. The reason that I initially said no eating on the show. Go ahead. Because Jeff kills me when he eats. I mean, he's got the mic right by his mouth. He's eating chips or whatever. I got the bag. And I'm like, dude, come on, man. When you broadcast, I want you to watch the replay.
Speaker: and judge yourself. I do it a lot on purpose. Do I eat whenever I eat? I don't think I ever eat. I'm a broadcaster. Carmen used to hate me doing that shit. And I was like, this is good hygiene. She's like, no, but it's unprofessional. I really do get no help about this. She got on me about it all the time. Oh my God, I can't take it anymore. I'm just looking at it, I'm like a floss in my teeth. Motherfuckers, cuz, smoke, dip, talk shit, and you mad at me for cleaning my mouth? Nah. Chris, take measure, what's good? What up, Chris? Motherfucker.
Speaker: Chris Technisha was on last night with Erica. I sat up there and chopped it up with them for about 30 minutes. He gets on late every once in a while. Every once in a great while, I get to - It's two to three hours behind and - Yeah, no, I know. He don't sleep because he's on late and then he up in the morning. Oh, yeah, no. Biggest to Chris Technisha, for real. Yeah, every once in a while, I'll catch him for a few minutes, at least long enough to pop in and try to say hi or -
Speaker: I'll get a notification and I'll be like laying in bed half dead and I'll click on it. Before it ever even starts, I'm already dozing. I'm like, man. But, no, yeah. Like, I think I've eaten once or twice, but I've turned my camera off because I was trying to eat fast so that I wasn't sitting there eating. But that's just me. That's just a me thing. You know what I mean?
Speaker: I don't want to eat on camera. I don't care for anybody else does. As long as they're not being obnoxious with it. There's one thing you've never been and when you, the couple of times - What about me? What about me? The fuck? Have I ever said, I gave you shit like two times in the beginning. I'm fucking with Chris technician. Oh. I'm fucking with Chris. I'm fucking with him. Yeah, whatever you son of a bitch.
Speaker: I throw stones in whatever house I'm in. I don't know who that was directed at, but. I know she was written there. I'm cool with everybody as long as everybody's cool with me. If you're not cool with me, then. In my personal opinion, and like I try to do. Just avoid me. And I'm not speaking to you like I'm just saying in general, I think everybody would be better off if they would just.
Speaker: I'm worried about what everybody else is doing. I worry about how we're doing. I'm guilty of that. You get paranoid about the craziest things. Who called you? Oh, oh, oh, oh. I don't think I've ever been on that broadcast. I got to get your mic closer, Tony, so we can
Speaker: Y 'all think y 'all think you got a lot of practice doing that. I'll be eating a lot. Play the damn song. You watched yourself into that. You did too. I just said I've been eating a lot. I know I'm a big old fat boy. Stand up. Stand it down. Shit. I'm a big boy. I like to eat at the buffet.
Speaker: What the hell are those kids doing? That's right, Chris. God damn it. Gobble, gobble. God damn right. Gobble, gobble, slurp, slurp. Thank you. Thank you. His eyes are wandering and everything. I'm just, uh, I mean, you ask. Tony's made that mistake and he was like, God damn, and he comes with references.
Speaker: But let's take a real quick break. As I was saying in the beginning of the show, I got new music for you guys tonight. We're going to hang out, do what we do on Saturday. But I got brand new music. Matt James, the lead singer of Blacktop Mojo put out a solo song. Like I said, it's a little bit slower than what we're used to, but you know, these guys have been down for us since day one and I like to share support. So go ahead and
Speaker: Enjoy this. Let us know what you think at the end of the song. Matt James, way too strong. You can find it on YouTube, Apple, Spotify, all that stuff at Matt James. Excuse me. And we'll be right back here in just a few minutes.
Speaker: Broken picture frames From all I asked in days Spread out on the floor A movie I can't watch no more Happy I stood through A man that once used to Beamed a son but now no one is here
Speaker: Your memory's way too strong So I keep drinking to the bay I'm drowning on me like no decay But this hurt is still not gone Your memory's way too strong
Speaker: We're hanging on the walls But peace is nothing more We're floating in the ground because I keep tearing out these photographs Cause it's the only thing that I am That keeps me from moving on My memory's way too strong So I keep drinking through the pain
Speaker: Wearing up these photographs Cause it's the only thing that I am That keeps me from moving on That memory's way too strong I keep drinking to the pain Trying to numb it like no other can This dirt is still not gone Your memory's way too strong
Speaker: Welcome back. What do you think, Tony D? As somebody who was not a fan of that genre, I like that song. It was a little bit more
Speaker: That wasn't bad at all. No, I love the song. Chatter's box. I don't know what you guys think. I love the song. I think it was a little bit more country than what you're what you normally get to hear. Mr. Twix, what's going on? But I really like the song. You know, it's his first
Speaker: From my understanding, his first, hold on, I'm just knocking shit all over the place. First solo thing. I really liked the song. The video was pretty cool, but definitely not what we're used to with the guys. So shout out to Matt James of Blacktop Mojo. Go ahead and check him out. Like I said, YouTube and everywhere you listen to music at Blacktop Mojo and or Matt James. Welcome back to the show. Hopefully you guys are having fun so far. We're just kind of here on a Saturday night.
Speaker: We're gonna get it into gear. If you're not already, and I don't think I said this at the beginning of the show, maybe I did. Hell, I don't know. Go ahead and check us out on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. And YouTube. You can also join us live Monday, Wednesdays, and Saturday on YouTube and Twitch.
Speaker: And if you can't join us live and listen to us live, you can listen to us anytime on Spotify, and everywhere you listen to podcasts at, all at Nonsense, well Nonsense Podcast, go give us a follow, give us a like, give us a listen, and if you go so can, give us a share. You can also share the live when you're hanging out with us and shooting the shit. Hit that little share button, let everybody else know that we're live doing what we do. I got a question. I might have an answer. How many questions are we in?
Speaker: How many countries are we in? I don't know. Like all of them? I can answer that question if you give me one second, Donny D. We are in.
Speaker: I was working at a high school. I'm glad you reminded me of that. We are listened to in 32 different countries around the world.
Speaker: And we're getting some younger listeners, even. 23 to 27 age group is starting to listen to us. Oh, Lord, they're in trouble. We've kind of always dominated the 35 to 44 range. Yeah, you said that before. Shout out to the ladies that aren't getting, they're starting to come around to us after two years. They're realizing that we're not as bad as some might tell them. And they're not.
Speaker: I'm, no, that's not a shot at anybody. I'm also trying to say that when Tony says, this is man talk. This is man talk. See? They had the man show, we got man talk, damn it. We'll get the pen. Scares the ladies away, Tony D, when they're like, oh great, a bunch of fucking misogynist dick bags. They complain about us, but they love us. But, you know, even that percentage of listeners is slowly starting to climb.
Speaker: Well, a lot of people don't want to be seen as they can't take it, whether they dish it or not. All you gotta do will not be disrespectful in the first fucking place.
Speaker: First and foremost, don't dish it out if you can't take it. Second of all, just don't be disrespectful in the first damn place. Yeah. Yeah. Like don't, don't, you know, don't, and that goes at anybody. I mean, cause we had that one asshole that one night that I'm still not, like I said, we know, we know who that person is. 24th. I had to cut you off. I'm sorry. I'm waiting too damn long. May 24th, the return of Mayans MC.
Speaker: That's some good shit. It's been good past two seasons. I'm sorry. Back to the guy that created what? How many 10, 15 accounts one night? Just to be a fucking dirtbag. Do you? I think I know who it is. Just haven't proven it yet. Well, like I said, I think we all have a general idea who it might be. They just don't know how to prove it. People know how to prove it. They just haven't done it yet.
Speaker: Well, we were also blocking them so fast that you couldn't really do any. No, I blocked them in that motherfucking main account just that damn quick. Oh, I know. That's what I'm saying. We were blocking them. Blocking don't do shit. Reporting don't do shit. I went to that shit on fucking anti. No, blocking and reporting doesn't do shit because like I've had issues like that on TikTok. You know,
Speaker: a video I did that I didn't do anything wrong will get banned or get taken down for community guidelines. But then somebody will literally be on there making threats to kill people. Yeah. And it won't be contained in any can't get taken or they can make a threat a personal threat to you. And it won't get taken out. That's why people get shot. I said it. Well, there's a legally is not enough. All right, fuck him. Sorry.
Speaker: Why'd you do it? Because I did this, did this, did this, did this. You couldn't think of anything else? I followed all of your rules before I ever broke any of your rules. The law's not perfect. Why don't you relocate? What if you do relocate and they still follow you over there? I've already had that happen in my life. How you move, change phone numbers, and somebody still finds you. Sure. Fuck. I can't say that. I remember that. Why'd they kill him? He was stalking. They did it. Oh, okay. Don't put me on that jury. Let him go. Yeah.
Speaker: What'd he kill him? He rang his doorbell. Lock him up. How did he get over there? I didn't tell him. I didn't tell nobody. Yeah. I don't want to stand, man. You're not fucking paying attention. If I did what you told me to do, and the shit don't work, and they still find me, and you can't protect me because you don't have no reason to stop them or defend them, I got to drop them. Oh, yeah. No, I had one instance before on TikTok where somebody, they were a larger account. They were fucking as white trash as they come.
Speaker: And they had like almost a million or just over a million followers. And they were just disgusting. They were disgusting people. And I made a comment while then they decided to start making videos and like, Oh, we see you. You're from Ohio too. And blah, blah, blah. How about we come down to where you're at? And I'm like, all right, let's go. Go ahead.
Speaker: after they made like six videos basically threatening me. Play if you want, let's do it. They made like six videos threatening me and all this stuff they were gonna do. And I made one in response to theirs. And I was like, when and where? Cause I've already got your address. I know right where you live. I said, I can meet you halfway. I said, hell, I'll meet you at this fucking Burger King right on the corner of such and such. That way you don't have to come all the way down to me.
Speaker: My video got taken down, but all their threats that they made to me about they were going to jump me and they were going to do this and that and blah, blah, blah. When I reported them to, I was like, they didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker: Tic -tac got review boys, couple of posts I dig, I take it down and then they put them back up. I give them their credit. I ain't going to push the envelope. Of course I got kicked off with that. I meant that shit. Yeah. Of course they got shook. It wasn't so loud and tough when I was like, I know where I really live. I'll meet you on the corner of such and such at this. It was like a Burger King or something. I said, y 'all don't even have to come down here. Then they started getting real quiet. Don't think you'll find them.
Speaker: And it wasn't like it was that hard because they put all their fucking information right on fucking TikTok. I'm like, bro, you're from Ohio. You're two hours away from me. You and your whole family. It's not hard for me to figure out just by looking at where you guys are, where you shop at, where you do all your stupid videos at and everything else. But I was just like, that blew my mind. I'm like, really, TikTok?
Speaker: I do one video to all of theirs where they were like. They reviewed it and said they ain't gonna worry about it. But like I said, the shit people do online, they better leave me the fuck alone. I ain't half as bad as these motherfuckers. I've been saying that since I was all half. I ain't halfway bad at nobody. The worst thing you're gonna get out of me is leave custom motherfucker out of my music. And I give a warning before I play my music. Quite frankly, I don't wanna fucking hear it. Stephen A. Smith style. Dude, did you see Shaq and Barkley going off on Devon White's hairline? Huh?
Speaker: them two motherfuckers crazy. Oh yeah, they're crazy as hell. They're a trip though. They're putting a card on him like they went on Jesse Smollett. Really? Oh my God. Who were they going after? Where they were going? I'll show you God damn it. You're a non paying attention to the regular news. Only looking for what you want to see. I don't know how you're trying to find stuff that's kind of like borderline comedic or. Oh, this is absolute comedy. Listen, I watched it 10 times already.
Speaker: I've watched it 10 times, laughing my ass off. Let me see if I still got it in my eye. Oh yeah, Charles Barkley and Shaq are crazy, but they're fucking hilarious. Dude, they kill me. This shit is savage, hold on. Hold the fuck on. I can't even tell you how hard I was laughing. You bring it up, I'm gonna do it. All right, y 'all, time for some content up in this bitch. We have content? I didn't know that. Yeah, we do. I'm gonna give it the full screen, Tony.
Speaker: more of a dynamic team when DY is asserting himself and being aggressive. How does it feel getting all that space to work when they're doubling Jason and they're paying attention to Jam? It just opens up the court for myself. We're just doing a good job of having good spacing, letting them do what they do. And my opportunity is there. I just got to attack and do what I do. The MVP champ tonight was for him.
Speaker: what was kind of going through your head as you heard that. I was happy to hear that. We talked about after the game, he was like, that's what it felt like. I was like, yeah, I guess. Derek wait 26 points in this one, 11 out of 16 from the floor, two out of five. Yes, sir, Captain. That Derek, why the Stephenade?
Speaker: We love you, Steven. I join you in the hedge. Yes, Steve. They play for the South to kill you. You do first take in the morning and play for the South. Guys are averaging 25 points a game in the series. 25 a game. And here, these guys go like this. I'm talking about Isaac. But you know what the craziest part about that is? What? You comb it like this. He's talking about the crazy part about Derek White's game is,
Speaker: That could be what? Malcolm Robin doing the same exact thing that he does. Like they have two guys that have the same advantage as these two guys.
Speaker: I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying. I've never seen Derek White ever in life. I never seen it like that.
Speaker: Derek White, you're a great player and you're kind of a seriously going, continued good luck to you. It's late at night. I have nothing else to do but watching you get 25 a night. We'll see you at your forehand.
Speaker: Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Speaker: Yo, tell him he's out breaking. See what? Yeah. Jack and Barkley ain't shit. When Shaq be laughing that hard, the last time he laughed that hard was when it was cracking with Jesse Smollett. Yeah. That's the last time he laughed that hard. Shaq was done. He was laughing like that. Shaq was like, man, that fool's here. Yes, sir, captain. Oh, my God. Shaq was done. Game over. That fool was laughing his ass off.
Speaker: You'll never find, boom, boom, boom, boom, a hairline like mine. Even they said you want to get them back too. He said it says Steven H. Smith. Steven, a hairline do go back, man. First take in the morning, place for the Celtics at night.
Speaker: That's too funny. That shit was hilarious. I was hurting. Shaq don't laugh. A lot of people don't understand. He don't be laughing that hard for real. So when he cracked up, he can hear the chick. Shaq's always been a prankster. Yeah, he's always been a goofball. He's always been a guy who has fun. Back when he was still playing, how many NBA All -Star weekends did you
Speaker: C -Shack just out there having fun, fucking with the other guys, challenging them to dance offs and everything else and busting their balls. Yeah. He was a prankster. He said he was a prankster in school. He was all like a prankster with jokes. I heard about the time somebody put a whole bunch of popcorn in his car. Yeah. You'll never find him.
Speaker: I thought a bronze hairline was bad. Jeez Louise. Yeah, KD ain't no joke either. KD ain't no joke either. I can't believe the Hawks actually got a dub the other night though.
Speaker: Last night, I was kind of shocked the way that Boston's been playing them. I was like, oh, Boston's going to go ahead and sweep these boys. I saw what a Celtics fan is trying to call Trey Young, who will read it. I think that's wrong. I think that's wrong. I get absolutely 100 % agree with that. I think that's absolutely wrong. That little dude got some games. But then again, Boston got a lot of defenders too.
Speaker: But, I mean, Boston's always been fucking their Boston. Denver looks like they're about to sweep Minnesota. Denver Nuggets, Minnesota Timberwolves. Nuggets are up three to nothing. Yeah.
Speaker: Damn, damn, damn. Game four is tomorrow night. We got game four tomorrow night between Cleveland and New York. I might be watching the final smoke show. Yeah, then they come back to Cleveland. I know we missed it last week, so I'm gonna spend time to be on tomorrow night.
Speaker: smoke. I hit it. I hit him up earlier. I told him I said, if you're available tonight and you want to come up, come on up. Yeah. Uh, the hell, give me the, God dang it. This shit is funny. Okay. Yeah. So we come back for game four in Cleveland, game six in New York and game seven in Cleveland, if needed.
Speaker: but definitely going to five. All right, I'm getting some views on Facebook, that's a plus. So, Tony, we were talking. I did cut you off, I'm sorry. Oh no, you're fine. When'd you cut me off? I thought I did. I know I cut you off when I saw that Mayans commercial, because I've been waiting on that shit forever. Oh yeah, that was fine. I wasn't talking about anything in general. I was just gambling on it.
Speaker: I kind of went over this a little bit. I think it was last Monday or last Wednesday. One of the two I can't remember when I was flying solo, but I wanted to get your opinion on it. Sure. And since we were talking about etiquette earlier with your eating and my belching and you're cleaning your teeth and everything like that, um, Buzzfeed put out a poll.
Speaker: Um, last was the last week, uh, about restaurant behaviors, whether you think they're okay or not. Okay. Now these are polls and I'll ask you the question. What you kind of tell me what your thoughts and feelings are on it. And I'll kind of regurgitate my, my thoughts and feelings on it. And then I'll let you know, uh, how the poll turned out. Um,
Speaker: the first question on here was uh arguing with the host about wait time because you see empty tables but you don't have a reservation. Justified. Is that okay or not? Okay. Justified. Yes. If you open for business and you get open tables, what's the **** hold up? Yes. But if you're a restaurant that takes reservations and just because you show up there and they tell you there's I understand that but okay. Now, I'll be biased. I'm the kind of dude I can get my food and leave.
Speaker: You get other people, they want to sit there, they want to talk. They want to see how much work you're going to do to earn it. I'm not doing them like that. I can go to Golden Crown and be out there in 30 minutes. So you show up at Golden Crown at 7 .30 and they say there's a half hour wait. You're like, well, I see a table right there. Why can't I sit there? And they're like, well, sir, we have a reservation for 7 .40.
Speaker: You can't sit there, no. Yeah. No. That's basically kind of what they're saying. Yes, no. That's different. Now, there's a restaurant here about seven years ago. I took my wife there for, um, it wasn't a Valentine's Day. They took reservations only. They have it up there. Reservations only. That's a whole different episode. I mean, a whole different animal.
Speaker: If you are only reservations only, that's cool. We got, they got it on the fucking door. Well, yeah, but a lot of restaurant in golden corral, I mean, most people are in and out of golden corral. They eat, they get there. Some people get comfortable. Okay. Yeah. That's true because I know there was a few times and golden corral isn't one of those call ahead restaurants, but most restaurants with COVID and even before COVID, uh, they were doing call ahead seating because they know they get busy on the weekends. Yes.
Speaker: your Texas Roadhouse, your Longhorns, your Applebee's, you know, Olive Garden, stuff like that. You can call ahead and say, hey, you know, we're going to be coming in. We got a party of six. Can we get a reservation or whatever at eight o 'clock? Because, you know, you know, they're going to be busy. Cause when we had my, when we got, when I got, we got married, we had a reservation at Golden Corral for like a hundred of us. God damn. Yeah. There was, there was 130 people in my wedding.
Speaker: He just took the whole ass fucking party and... You know how they got that back room moving in Golden Crown? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. They had the party room. Yeah, you can call ahead for that at Golden Crown. Everybody, we had set it up for breakfast with everybody for the next morning. That was like our thank you for everybody coming. Oh wow. Okay. That's a hell of a fucking thank you because you're going to get all kinds of goodies at Golden Crown for breakfast.
Speaker: But, uh, yeah, just like in general, I mean, because you don't, you don't always know the situation. No, it was a big ass fucking ice cube, bro. It was like a whole half a tray. Fucking extra for no reason. Fucking squirrel.
Speaker: But I mean, you know, you go to a restaurant on Friday, Saturday, you know, most of the time on the weekends, that's gonna be their busiest and whatever. In my opinion, I think it's a dick move to start arguing with the host or the host or hostess, because they tell you there's a 20 minute wait, even if there are empty tables, because you don't know that they don't have reservations or call -a -heads or whatever. And that's why those tables are empty, in my personal opinion.
Speaker: Because you know not everybody is going to, and I'm the same way as you, Tony D. I'm gonna eat and I'm gonna get out. Unless I'm going there, I'm intentionally to hang out and eat and have a few drinks. But even then, like Nikki and I, we'll just go sit at the bar.
Speaker: sitting at the bar is different. You don't need reservations to sit at the bar. Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying. You know what I mean? If I know that I'm going out to eat, but I also know I got a couple buddies with me, or if it's me and Nicky and we're going to sit down and relax and enjoy ourselves and take our time, we can go sit at the bar. Because we can order food at the bar, and we can sit there and have a few drinks. And we're not taking up a space where
Speaker: a family could be coming in to sit down and eat dinner or something like that. But so arguing with the host or hostess about the wait time because you see they have empty tables, 85 % of the votes, almost 33 ,000 people voted on this. And they said, no way, don't do it.
Speaker: Don't argue with them? Yeah, don't argue with them. Yeah, they'll split any food. Go ahead. 15%. Just a little under 6 ,000 votes said it's fine to argue with the host or hostess. It's bullshit.
Speaker: And also at the end of the day, it's out of the host or hostess's hands. I mean, you're yelling at the wrong person. Exactly. Once again, you are shooting the messenger. We've all seen the movie 300. That man was just there to deliver a message. And him and his boys got kicked into a bottomless hole. That's why. What's that? He came in there talking shit. Well, I mean, he was talking shit. He was talking that bullshit. I got another question. Who dug that hole? Where the fucking at?
Speaker: Well, they're still at the bottom of that hole. Well, they probably had like rows. He fallen. That was a sinkhole. It was just naturally made Tony D. No, that was a fucking hole. He kicked the fuck out of here with them sandals. This is Golden Corral! Bitch, I said we ain't got no tables.
Speaker: bringing outside food unless it's specifically allowed. Disrespectful. I agree 100%. If I'm going to dinner at Texas Roadhouse or something like that, why the hell would I bring McDonald's with me? They don't make no damn sense. And you can't even use the excuse and say, oh, well, I'm vegan. Well, a lot of restaurants, even steak houses, have vegan options nowadays. You can go back home. I agree with that too.
Speaker: But I'm tired of people coming up there with a special order. That's why I used to cook so much. I want to get a wobble with cheese. I don't want no pickle, but I want the seeds and the juice on the meat. I don't want the whole leaf for our lettuce. Can you just give me a couple of ones without the damn veins in it? You may be able to kick it motherfucker right in the throat. Oh, yeah. I'm very simple. No tomato, no mushrooms. So am I. No lettuce, no. I want to see what the ingredients are so I don't have to make any special orders.
Speaker: I'm serious, I hate that shit. I'm with you, Tony. Let me get mayonnaise on the side with the lettuce and ketchup on the side with the cheese, man. Go home and cook your damn food. I hate it. I'm 100 % with you. Those people, they're sitting beside me or they're in front of me online at McDonald's or something like that, and they start making all these stupid ass fucking requests. Oh my God, that shit drives me up. And I'm not even the employee.
Speaker: I don't know what I want. Get the fuck out of here. I have been known to be in the drive -thru and somebody taking their sweet ass time. And I've yelled out my window, the menu ain't changed in a hundred fucking years. I'm gonna start sitting in the drive -thru with a water gun. The minute it takes a long thing to do it, I'm gonna start shooting the video. The Super Soaker? Yeah. Where the fuck are we?
Speaker: I'm not even the one who has to cook the shit.
Speaker: Menu's been the same since 1943, God damn it. The salads away from Mickey D's product code, it costs too much to make compared to the burgers. It takes too long to make compared to everything else. It was just in a cup. They came pre -made. Yeah. They need to bring back the arts deluxe. Did you see what Wendy's did by chance? You remember McDonald's crispy McChicken wrap or the crispy wrap or whatever? Yeah. Wendy's brought it back. Wendy's now has the crispy chicken wrap.
Speaker: Because people have been asking McDonald's to bring it back. And they won't do it. So when he's like, fuck it, we got it. Remember the sellers in the cup. I thought I was pretty dope. And those are all pre made I mean those coming off the truck like that so all they got to do is literally
Speaker: give you a packet of ranch dressing in the cup. They're not making those. Burger King used to make the salads fresh. I know I used to do it. Wendy's and Burger King make their salads fresh. Yeah. But those cups were, it was like going to Kroger's and buying a... Do you guys really? You lucky sons of bitches. That's the other cool thing about McDonald's. And I just recently fell into that wormhole, Leggy. Me being...
Speaker: You know, I guess you could say your stereotypical American, whatever you want to call it. I always thought that, you know, McDonald's was McDonald's. I always knew they were worldwide. But I just, I fell into this wormhole the other day. It was just this cat, he travels around the world. He's a, he's like a blogger or some, I don't know what the hell he does.
Speaker: But he's an older cat. So he made money when he was younger and now he just travels the world. And one of the things he does is every country he goes to or whatever, he goes to McDonald's. I didn't know that like in Japan.
Speaker: or China or whatever, the McDonald's menu is, of course they got the mainstays, but they also have like Ryan and shit like that. That's kind of more common to their area. And I was like, oh, that's kind of fucking cool. It makes sense. Yeah. The stables are the same. Um, no, I'm on my ass in a second. Go ahead. I'm on your ass. Go ahead.
Speaker: But yeah, like in different countries, they have like their own thing, you know, like you said, they got like, you know, the rice and stuff like that when you're in Asian countries or in Italy, they might have like a pasta or something like that. And I'm like, huh, well, that's interesting. I want to tell. In 2000. And the food over there would drive me crazy. I was so happy to see McDonald's. Where at? In Turkey.
Speaker: I just look for the, if I find a quarter pound to come up, good. I'm done. Helen has been, well, she's a UK. She has a breakfast we don't have anymore over here. I forgot what it was. She told me about it. And they also got -
Speaker: something's on that menu that we don't have over here anymore. There's something else that she had that we're not, I don't think we have over here. They got a different, they got the place she said the staples are there, but they got some extra ones. Like whoever still has the steak, the muffin or the steak bacon, I'll manage. Well, and that's like, even here in the States, some States have different Taco Bell menus. Oh, Sadie, I heard about that. And I heard that Canada was a test market for the chicken.
Speaker: the chicken Big Mac, excuse me. You know who they're not gonna hang with though with that chicken sandwich? They're not gonna fuck a Burger King. Burger King got chicken sandwich for your ass. Burger King's chicken sandwiches are pretty damn good. Nobody has a bigger fish sandwich than Burger King, I don't think. Wendy's is bigger. Bigger. That BK big fish. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's huge. That's a fucking burger.
Speaker: And I've had the one from McDonald's, Wendy's and Burger King. Arby's is not. Arby's, if I want to get on them for anything on that menu, that fucking fish stand was ridiculous.
Speaker: Well, I don't eat fish sandwiches, so. What I do during Lent, I'll hit all the restaurants up. Oh, okay. Well, yeah, that makes more sense for me. Cheesy flatbread. They got the, that's what it was. Cheesy flatbread. Yeah, she got breakfast rolls over there. Nobody eats porridge. Nobody eats porridge. Who eats porridge? Cody Locks eats porridge. I don't think, what is porridge? Can somebody please explain porridge to me? And I don't mean this respectfully because
Speaker: We've known it from the morning rhymes and the children's stories. All I know is grits, oatmeal, and farina. Well, when I moved to South Carolina, I was like, we went to breakfast one morning. It was shortly after I moved there. And I said, can somebody please explain to me what the hell grits are? Oats. Yeah. I can't call you Goldilocks because you're a brunette, damn it. Thank you very much. Brownilocks.
Speaker: You can buy a blonde wig. I'm just saying, Tony. I've never had porridge to my knowledge. I don't know what porridge is. I've heard of it yet don't. There's no need to.
Speaker: What?
Speaker: But no, I mean, even stateside, a lot of McDonald's vary with their specialty items because like down south, they'll bring the McRib back. And I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, if you like the McRib, there's something wrong with you. That used to be, I used to love when I was a kid. That thing, I never had one until like two years ago. If you want regularity, get a McRib sandwich. That's a...
Speaker: That's how you lose weight. Out the nose, motherfucker. Out the nose. Come on, damn it. That's all you got to do. Oh, God. Yeah, buddy.
Speaker: I was not a big fan of the McRib but it absolutely cleared my system out
Speaker: for like day, I was like, oh my God. Let's go, that pork bad for you. You got pork. I love that pork, man. A pork barbecue sauce and bread, and then you're gonna put it with fries and a soda. Everybody out there. Everybody out there. Oh boy. That's how you become the champ, ladies and gentlemen. I almost drowned. You said to be the man, you gotta beat the man. Let's go if I can't even breathe, you local.
Speaker: Oh, good Lord. They can keep that damn big rib. That's a fucking gross sandwich. And I don't know how I made it 40 years ago. I haven't eaten it in over 20 years. I don't want it. I can go another 40 years. It's a large deluxe. And I miss Kentucky Nuggets. When KFC used to have chicken nuggets back in early 2000s. They just brought them back. Did you see that? I heard. I haven't seen them yet. I'm going to go find them. They look good. Nicky and I. All of you who have leeway, I need you to go to my link tree.
Speaker: and donate $5 to my cash app and my PayPal. Because when I get it, I promise you, I will go live and let you know how I really feel about them shirts. My thing is with KSC, you're the, like you are the, you were like the number one chicken restaurant on the planet. How have you not had chicken nuggets this whole time? I can answer that. Turn it back down please. Get your headphones.
Speaker: You don't want them? And in all honesty, they don't look like chicken nuggets. They look like somebody took chicken strips and just cut them. What was that? I've never heard of that. What was the mic extra? But yeah, it looks like they just took chicken strips and just cut them into pieces, then breaded them and deep fried them. It doesn't look like chicken nuggets. And I think that's why they look good.
Speaker: KFC, man, they ain't got to change shit. They're winning the chicken game. I'm sorry. Chick -fil -A, Chick -fil -A, Zaxby's. Well, you know what? Zaxby's might be... Maybe I just Googled it. There's no such thing as a McExtra. Try again. Maybe she was saying, you're being McExtra, Tony D. That's the McDLT. That was good. I don't need tomato.
Speaker: tomato salad and onions. That was actually pretty good. There was no bacon on it? It was deluxe is what I'm talking about. That might've been the same thing. Kentucky Fried Chicken, they had the nuggets. Kentucky Fried Chicken lost their lawsuit when they were accused of cloning chickens. That's why it's not Kentucky Fried Chicken anymore, it's KFC. My problem is after they lost their lawsuit, all these other fucking chicken restaurants opened up, i .e. Zaxby's.
Speaker: Zaxby's, Chick -fil -A, Popeyes, churches. Chick -fil -A's been around. Chick -fil -A was around before that. I've been to Atlanta in the 80s. Chick -fil -A has been around. Well, yeah, they were mainly Southern because we didn't have Chick -fil -A up here when I moved to South Carolina. And then when I came home. I heard it in your voice. I fucking can't remember now. Hey.
Speaker: What are you talking about, Tony D? Sandy's like, I've had it with these guys. She's going to the kitchen to get a bottle of maple syrup. She's about to tie one on tonight. I'm just saying.
Speaker: three o 'clock in the morning. Sadie's gonna be all hyped up on maple syrup. Yeah, you wouldn't have been out to uniform riding the moves. I'm on my way to Georgia. Quit March at dawn, Canadians. Hey. You want to see me? You want to see me? Go ahead. I'll take the race off the screen, please. So, I'm gonna have bugs in my bedroom. Thank you very much. Take the race off the screen. You see that right there in that corner? Oh, you know I love you, Sadie. You know you're the best. Here you go. Okay.
Speaker: even though you're Canadian. I was watching when me and Brown was talking about South Park the movie, how bad it was fucking with Canada. They always fucked with Canada. I was dying. Me and Brown were crazy. Me and Brown were crazy. We used to mess with Sadie all the time. We used to mess with Helen all the time. Because when she wouldn't come on, we played that damn song with the bagpipes all the time.
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Speaker: I don't know what time she's from. Exactly. That fucking song. I just know she's from Canton 80. Wait, wait, wait. Here's the biggest UK phrase of all time. Over a bloody year. Over a bloody year. Yeah, I know you want to see that. I don't remember that. I probably have to be careful. Yes. But the same way you was getting on me, because I got Scotland Ireland fucked up as far as which one was mainland, which one was the island.
Speaker: That's okay. I'm not going to the back, no. No, you get television, you finish your food, you finish your soda, and you get an Ipad and you put these back on. You didn't know that. You didn't know that one was an island and one that was mainland? Well, I had Scotland, Ireland. Scotland was by itself. Ireland was on the mainland. It's actually opposite. Oh.
Speaker: Yeah. I didn't know that at first. And she was sitting there going off. You're going to tell me like, fuck, I live over here for fuck's sake. Fucking Americans. That's all she will say all the time. Hashtag two time world war champs undefeated. Um,
Speaker: speaking of the UK or English people and say, what's going on in the UK? Everybody's going to say, I wonder, I want to, are you familiar with the comedian Lee Evans? I'm going to put him on. You know, I pay the bills from Quebec. Wrong side of Canada, Quebec, Quebec, Quebec, Quebec.
Speaker: I would like to visit Ireland and Scotland. Just visit. The thought crossed my mind. I'm sure it's more than crossed your mind for me. Let's be honest. Okay, have you ever watched any of his stuff or seen him or anything? I just recently got introduced to him through
Speaker: Mash .com, go ahead. Well, I mean, we got a lot of stuff in common. Don't judge us. Love is blind, Tony D. That's what ends the divorce. We're here and we're queer. Get used to it. No, I just started because I follow a lot of gamers on TikTok and stuff like that.
Speaker: and there's this guy who has a gamer channel and he has matched up gameplay with Lee Evans stand up fucking geniously. It's spot on. So I was like, who the heck is this Lee Evans guy? So then I fell into that wormhole and I'm like, this fucking dude is a trip. Like a legit fucking trip. I sat on the couch the other day. I was like yesterday, I think it was.
Speaker: I was supposed to be doing podcast related stuff. But I sat on the couch for like an hour and a half watching Lee Evans on YouTube just crying laughing. Just crying laughing. This dude is a fucking character. But anyhow, this was my little squirrel moment. It was very squirrelish of you. Says the guy who was like May 24th.
Speaker: May 24th, everybody. I'm waiting on my hands for a minute. May 24th, everybody. I'll be waiting on your hands for a minute. May 24th, people. Why are you playing taps? What is he doing?
Speaker: Dad, he just dabbed on your ass. Peyton. What? Turn it on. Are you sure? Yes.
Speaker: He's very physical and I think that's one of the things that make him really, it's something that I really enjoy because he's very animated, his facial expressions or something else. I'll be right back. Go for it. Stop that. Stop that. Stop that. Where'd you get that from? What's that? Where'd you get that from? That. Are you looking at me? Nope.
Speaker: Oh shit. Let's save the rich like me. Don't hurt yourself. It's
Speaker: Essentially, is it God damn it Tony? No, I'd like it. I, you know, I, I've never seen his comedy, but I sat on the couch and anybody who's listening to anybody who hears this, if you catch us on Spotify or the replay on YouTube or anything like that, do yourself a favor and go check out, check out Lee Evans. He's a standup comedian. I'm assuming the UK, but I don't want to say like,
Speaker: But god damn, he was funny as hell. Oh, Brian, is this Antonio? Oh, shit. Yeah, he said, oh, well, he probably didn't say it.
Speaker: like I said, I I fell into that wormhole and I was just dying. This dude cuz cuz the the the Tiktok videos are hilarious because they tie them perfectly with his sayings and and and and uh facial expressions and everything like that. But uh good stuff. Check it out. Check out the
Speaker: introducing the masses to it. I have mine. I have daddy's belt every time. I have any places you'll never expect. Your dad's belt is fake. Oh, wait. No, we have one little Tony D. We only have one little Tony D. Hold on. Hold on, Gemma.
Speaker: Hey there, Jason. Who's the champ now, Jay? Who's the champ now? He's got two belts. I bet they're both fan -made. Oh wait, I forgot. They're fan -made because I have fans and they made them for me. He said, oh, he forgot you don't have any. Damn. Ow. What's in here, you guys? You said ow? Why you say ow like that? Jesus. What's in here? What's in here, little boy?
Speaker: Listen, I think it's been hand -drawn. I took him to Target one time. I said, I've seen that boy online. I said, okay, that's enough of this shit.
Speaker: Buggy's got one of her little friends over here. She came out there. I don't know what they were back here doing something. She came out. She was like, you're a podcast. And I was like, yeah, I hope she'll podcast. It was like, that's so cool. I've never met anybody who, who's on YouTube or anything like that before. And I'm like, Jason Tripp said, Jason, Daddy, you're on YouTube. You're famous. No, I'm not famous. No, I'm not famous. I am on YouTube. She was like, that's so cool. You have your own podcast. And Buggy's like, yeah, he's not that cool. Whatever.
Speaker: She's not here tonight. It's Saturday night. It's almost the summer. They ain't going to be here. Well, typically they're not here on the weekends.
Speaker: But he's been wanting her friend to stay overnight on the weekend for months now. And my homie was like, man, you won't get the fuck out the house this year. I said, no, I'm not. We're tired of your ass on the internet. I said, I'm saving money this way. I start hanging out. You motherfuckers cost too much. What the hell with this tasteless monostat. That's one of the ends up. Is that yours? That's yours. I ain't got my torch on. What?
Speaker: Yeah, it's from our Twitch, but it's one of those bot accounts. Doo -doo. Doo -doo. Why want to promote your stuff if you pay us $500 a week and you won't grow at all? Exactly. I get that on Instagram all the time. Hey, we really like your content. Oh, do you really? Can you explain to me my content and what I provide?
Speaker: We really like what you do and would like to promote you. I had a guy offer to promote me on TikTok, so we need to put a show together. Okay. Well, I think it's a little bit different on TikTok if you could look at their account and see that they're a legit TikToker. Because there was a guy, there was a... I lost contact with him because I actually wanted to have him come on here. Let's see if I can try to reach back out to him. Black on black. I think it was his TikTok name. It was a black guy.
Speaker: But I went up in his live one night because he was getting a little controversial and talking a little sideways. And I was in the comments and I was kind of going back and forth with him when everybody else was getting kind of shy about his conversation.
Speaker: And he was like, hey, Glick, you want to come up here with me and we can talk? And I'm like, yeah, I'll pull up with you. So I went up in there and it was, you know, it was a very pro -black conversation. And I half expected to get ambushed when I got up in there. But no, him and I, we wound up conversating for like three hours one night, pulling back and forth. I mean, we had good conversation. We had fun. We joked around and he was like, dude, he was like, we should do more stuff together.
Speaker: Then we kind of, you know, we kind of dabbled around a couple of different times, but then he got busy with, of course, this stuff and then the kids and work and everything else. And him and I kind of lost contact, but I should reach out to him because he was a good dude. I mean, outside of, you know, the controversial side of what he was doing and stuff like that, he was fun and it was fun to hang out with him and chit -chat and bullshit with him.
Speaker: Um and uh
Speaker: Right. Um, but we were able to have an actual legit conversation where everybody in the comments was just trying to fight with him. And I wasn't trying to fight with him. I was just, you know, like, well, I mean, you know how we do. We can kind of go back and forth with opposing views. And then he was like, fuck it. You want to come up? Hell yeah. We were both drinking and, uh, we wound up being on there for like two or three hours together. Why am I not surprised? We were doing it. We were having good content, man. People were coming in. People were.
Speaker: plugged in like crazy. The comments were going crazy. A lot of people actually kind of shocked him. The fact that what he was talking about, I can kind of relate a little bit, but also add my point of view and the two of us actually be able to conversate and not fight with each other. Can you have a conversation? No, it's a question. Yes. It's not hard to conversate with people. Are you willing to listen?
Speaker: Hold up the ball game. Agreed. Do you want to listen or do you just want to hear yourself speak idiocracy? Pretty much is the question. Because we come on here three times a week and speak idiocracy. And we get sidetracked because I didn't even get to finish my poll. Tony D. Tony D.
Speaker: We are at the two hour. I got a song for you. I got a song for you. Let us know who it is. Let us know where we go. This is going to get us flagged enough because he actually told me he played one of his videos one time and to try to stop him. But I want to try it if you don't mind. Are you going to pull it up to share? Yeah. OK. This is a cat I went to junior high school with. He actually remember me more than I remember him. He is doing his own music. OK.
Speaker: I do want to comment, I did push this video one time before. I want to see if this was going to be it. Give him a shout out, who is he? What's his name? His name is Tito Sedir. Matter of fact, you'll see his name on the bottom. All right. I'm going to get it full screen and not. Yeah. That's neither of my. Y 'all check him out. All right. He's been doing the music game for a minute. I've talked to him a couple of times. I don't mind helping him out. Like I said, I just hope everybody enjoys. I'm going to go ahead and run this real quick. Appreciate it. Let's run it. Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker: We're gonna make it through the rough time set
Speaker: Let's celebrate them with your glass
Speaker: Let Grisha make Jesus. I thought I was going to teach you a volume up. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear dear. Happy birthday to you.
Speaker: Wait, I thought it was your birthday? It's not. Hey! Come on. Everybody here live on the crayon. Everybody here ride but the pan. Everybody getting crunk up on it, having fun up on it like a merry chain. Roll it up, pick a pup, this stuff. Got your boy like, you know, what we about to do. I end up the dance on Pluto. I'm like, it's time for the percolator. Hey sexy baby, I'm graduating.
Speaker: We waited to get it in frustrated might be never been. Do you think this shit with a party senator?
Speaker: Oh.
Speaker: This is the part right here where you get your little soul train line together. Come on, come on, get your ass up. Y 'all get over there. Y 'all get over there. I'ma set it off. Y 'all ain't ready for my Mary J dance. Y 'all ain't ready for my B -Boy stance. Y 'all ain't ready for my mean two -step. Get it. One, two -step. Get it. One, two -step.
Speaker: All right, so this is about that time for y 'all to go ahead and call your Uber, call your Lyft, call somebody to come get your ass, because you got to get the hell out of here, right? Don't know what you were expecting, but now it's time for that exit.
Speaker: I think he was jamming personally. I think he was jamming. Biggest to him, like I said, he reached out to me a couple times. I was like, you know, if I do a music broadcast, I'm anywhere. Would you mind if I played your music? He said, you should have been doing it. OK. No, yeah, I liked it. I liked it. He's got kind of his what's his name again? Tito Seder.
Speaker: Tito Sandillo. No, Sadeer, S -Y -D -I -R. Oh, Sadeer. He's got his own Vivo channel. I'm gonna give him his props. Oh, damn. He got his own Vivo channel and everything. That's my point. And that's why I'm like, yeah, let me go ahead and throw his shit out there. Nice. So if YouTube yells at us, I'm gonna give you like, no, we have permission from the artists to play their music. And then they'll go. Yeah. Because I got a couple of guys out there doing stuff there.
Speaker: Two of them wanted me to do some rounds on their beach. Yeah, they wanted me to do some rounds on their beach and I've been trying to think of what I would do, but like I said, I ain't trying to get out there and look all ridiculous and crazy. I told him, he said, you know, I'll jump up there in a minute. Cause they know we was in school. We used to try to write our own rounds. We used to write our own rounds. Yeah, we did. There's a bunch of crap, man. And one of them was at Virginia beach. He does hustle beach music. That's literally what it is. He's on Spotify and everything. I said, I need to use this one day. He said, why you ain't doing it already? Okay.
Speaker: I got three people. But I watched the genres of where I'm at. I don't want any negativity on them. I know they could take it or whatever, but I'm not going to contribute anything negative going after them. Well, I don't think anybody's going to catch anything negative from us. I mean, either people are going to like it or they're not going to like it. It's the same thing with the music. By the way, welcome to Welcome Back to Madison School, Madison.
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Speaker: Anyway, sorry. But no, I, you know, excuse me, I told you and Jeff and even and even smoke and and and cam and Connor and and Connor. That's the other motherfucker. I can't forget his name. Son of a and Brian and and actually it goes out to the chatters box as well. If you guys know some unsigned local artists or guys that might be signed, but they're local artists and they're still coming up.
Speaker: Let us know, send us their music, send us their links. I'll reach out to them and I'll ask them if it's okay to play their music because I enjoy having a variety of music on here. I know we kind of play a lot of the artists I've reached out to, but.
Speaker: You know, as Tony just said, he's got a couple of guys that he mentioned and they're like, why aren't you doing it already? And I'm saying the same thing. Why aren't you doing it already? I want a variety of music. I want to support the local guys. I want to support the unsigned guys. And if it's bad, it's bad. And we're all going to say, we don't really like that. Let's not do that again. You know what I mean? Or Jeff will send me some music from some of his neighbors. And I'm like, bro, come on.
Speaker: Come on. Stop it. You don't even think that's good. Stop it. Definitely too busy trying shit.
Speaker: Yeah, but no, absolutely, Tony D. If you if you if you've got, you know, family, friends, people you grew up with or even artists that you know that are up and coming, if if you don't want to reach out to them, let me send me their information. I'll reach out to them and be like, hey, no, I'll reach out to everybody. I always do. I try to. Oh, I encourage you. Yeah, we can. He got samples of beats and he put stuff together.
Speaker: And me and one of the other guys, we was actually going to do a song for him. He just needs somebody to race around. He was like, shit, I'll do it. I'll do it too. I said, let me give him my shit. I don't want to sound like nobody. That's going to be the only one. Yeah. That's not so much about what you are going to do or anything like that. Because of course, obviously, if you do something, I definitely want that on the show.
Speaker: You don't want my shit up there. I want your shit on my show. You don't want my shit up there. Not on my show, our show. It's my show. Because I do everything. No, if you do some shit, I want it on the show, Tony. OK. OK. I can do some shit now. I do some shit. That's the sound of the police. Whoop, whoop. That's the sound of the beast. Whoop, whoop. That's the sound of the glit.
Speaker: Black out, black out. No. The next guy that I got. It's your boy from the 740 making his girl say, oh, oh, oh. And he would have some beats playing. I'll be sitting by him, and I'll be like, and I'll be sitting here like, when you coming to the studios, I'm not coming to your studio. No. He said, when you come out, I'm not coming to the studio. You got to get out of your comfort zone, man. Well, just do it. I mean, when you do so, you got to break your own ice sheets. You got to break your own ice sheets right now. I mean, honestly, what's the worst thing that's going to come out of it?
Speaker: I'll look at what happens to the Kardashians when the wrong shit gets out.
Speaker: You're not the Kardashians, Tony. I think we're having a Bill Clinton with her all. She came out. I think we're having a Bill Cosby with her all. She came out. Tony Dean. In all honesty, what's the worst thing that's going to happen if, you know, if you've got a friend of yours that's in the music industry and he's like, Hey, Tony Dean, we know what you used to do when we were younger. You guys look, I've done it. I dabbled in the rap game a little bit and yeah.
Speaker: It's... I'm glad there wasn't video evidence of that. Exactly. I mean, it wasn't bad. It wasn't bad, but I was also a joker. It was very white. But, you know, like Smoke told me.
Speaker: He's like, you're not even the token token white dude when you come on the show because you grew up in the hood, man. There were some things that when we would start, you know, rapping or battle rapping and stuff that not even I can get away with, you know what I mean? Oh, stop doing that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: You better stop. You better get off YouTube, little boy. I seen that. They do crazy problem. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. They do crazy. I don't even blame them for what they do anymore. But, you know, I would say, I would say Tony, because, you know, like I said, I mean, there are, thankfully,
Speaker: OK, that's that's way too hard to say. There are recordings of me rapping out there, but they'll never get out again. Thankfully, they'll never be out because the only person who had those is unfortunately no longer with us. But it was fun. Like we were just having fun and you know, it's like, all right, you know, I wasn't doing it to be serious. And in all honesty, if it got out there, I wouldn't be that embarrassed by it. I'd be like, look,
Speaker: I was in my early 20s. I was having fun. We were all hanging out. We were all doing it. You know, we all sounded bad. None of us were none of us were biggie. None of us was Tupac. None of us were Eminem or whatever. We were just having fun and fucking around with beats and stuff like that.
Speaker: But like I said, I would say absolutely do it, man. Get out of your comfort zone, break the ice. And it doesn't mean you have to necessarily turn it in. You're doing it to be serious, but it's just a new experience for you. I mean, I totally took Jeff out of his comfort zone. I don't even know what's going on. He looks like he's confused right now or constipated one of the two.
Speaker: Tony D, ladies and gentlemen, is constipated. He might have to take a shit. His mic is muted. I don't know if he knows his mic is muted. I might be muted. But he was listening to something or watching something crazy, ladies and gentlemen. But like I said, and I encourage anybody who listens to this,
Speaker: Come out of your comfort zone. Do something crazy. Do something that you would never do in a million years.
Speaker: Okay, my apologies. Lee Evans did an episode of Doctor Who in Wormholes and I was getting a message about that to send to you. I'm just waiting to see that. So, that's my fault but I did pass it. Lee Evans did an episode of Doctor Who? Yes. Alright, I'm I'm not a Doctor Who fan. So, I'm not even. Don't crucify me. Don't crucify me. I'm not a Doctor Who fan but I will. There are a couple other people that watch Doctor Who.
Speaker: It's, it's, it is, I'm asking. It's weird that a new people who watch Mystery Science Theater 3000. Yeah, I have seen a couple episodes of Doctor Who, and I know that there's like different doctors and there's different, they got multi -versus like the MCU. And I think that's where the hardest thing for me, but I have seen a couple episodes and they've had different doctors and stuff like that.
Speaker: It's an interesting show, but it's not my - I like the premise. It's just not, I don't, something about - Yeah, it's not my cup of tea. Does it catch me? Yeah, does it catch me? I will look up the clips. I can definitely do that. Yeah. It's like, even with some of the Canadian stuff, I'm trying to watch it. What? Yeah, actually, damn mine. But yeah, no, Tony, I should do it, man. I mean,
Speaker: Oh yeah, the way I do stuff, I could now. After I've edited and reviewed the hell out of myself. Yeah, I mean, just do it. I mean, it's not like, it's not like you're going to fucking rap over a beat and all of a sudden the FBI is going to be kicking your door in, unless you're that guy. No, I'm not saying nothing along those lines. I think SNL or Mac TV or something. The biggest thing against rapping right now is I probably would have lost that I came in when I was younger because I was never a drug dealer that I wasn't trying to go to jail.
Speaker: everything. I went to that way in hip -hop. I mean, not everybody was was a drug dealer trying to go to jail. I mean, it was all trying to be ballers and have money and hustlers and all that when it came out. Yeah. You tried to go legit when you couldn't. You went to criminal tactics. Yeah. I mean, just whatever. You okay over there? Okay. Once I get the rice off of it that you have on your fingers that you're touching everything with.
Speaker: I said 11, that's enough. What button? I mean, if you did it, I would love to have it on the show. I'm just saying. There you go. Stop stepping on your suitcase like that. You must want to hurt yourself. It'll look at me crazy. Stop screaming. I got to jump over there. But absolutely. I mean, if you've got people that are in the music industry and they're doing something and they're OK with us playing their music, I mean, that's all we need is the permission. Oh, I got it. I got it. And we can throw them into our mix of music.
Speaker: because I'm just like everybody else. I mean, me personally, I love black top modes, or I love over and out, but at the same time, I don't wanna play the same stuff every show. And their catalog is only so big. I mean, there's only so much music you can get without finding yourself to be repetitive. And I tried to mix in other artists, like I talked to the husband and wife duo out of Canada, Zaunis, and our music was cool.
Speaker: But I remember that. Yeah, I remember you played that. Yeah, that music was cool. I mean, the Johnson Brothers is cool, but I mean, that's Chris Stapleton before he blew up. Blend is cool, but their catalog is only so big. And I'm all about supporting, you know, and that's why I said, you know, it's about sharing. It's not just about necessarily saying, oh, hey, you know, Blacktop Mojo is an awesome band. You should check them out. No, we play them on here and tell people where to find them.
Speaker: One of the next, one of my next ventures is, is adding a music playlist on our YouTube channel of the artists we play on the show.
Speaker: Did you know how you can create a playlist on YouTube? But can you play it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you play it while you're on YouTube? I told you. Yeah, so if somebody's on our YouTube page, you can look and you can look at videos, live, shorts, playlist, and that playlist will be the artist or whatever videos we put in there. And all I have to do is click on it and it plays that video in YouTube. You gonna get a flag? No, no, no, because it's like making a playlist on Spotify.
Speaker: But if you're podcasting, you play on your podcast, will you get flagged? I was told you would. Oh, well, we don't get flags for Blacktop Mojo ever and now. There's not a copyright infringement on those guys, so we don't get flagged. But no, I'm not talking about putting it on the playlist for us to play on the show.
Speaker: That's what I'm talking about. We've that we've played on the show that I mean, do Tony, you can, I can upload the music from the artist and put them into our, into our brand, like where we play break music from. Yeah. I can put the videos in here. That's what I could do that too. I just didn't want to run my damn devices. I'm able to talk about that before. I already, I already have the, I already have the, the app on my laptop. I go, I find it. I hit download and downloads it right to my laptop.
Speaker: And then I can go right from there and I shoot it right into our banner and it's good. And then all I got to do is click on the music to pull it up. And they've been telling me to do that shit forever. And I'm like, yeah, cause I've been changing my mind. When I do a music broadcast, I'll be changing my mind on what I want to use. That's fine. You can delete it. I mean, you can delete it. And then once you blow something, like, say for instance, the other night you, you did digital underground. Yeah.
Speaker: You go and you use this, and I can send you the app if you're interested in it at all. You go in there and you download five or six songs, however many songs you want. You download them, you put them in your banner, you can delete them off of your laptop. They're in your banner. If you delete them off your laptop, they're not going anywhere. Right.
Speaker: And then you go through and you've got your music lineup. So you, and you can put them in order so you can go, all right, I want to run this one first, this one second, this one third, and then boom, it's going to run them. When the song is over, you come back to the normal screen. Like we do, you can talk for a few minutes. All right. This is the next song. And then when you're done that night, you just delete those songs out of your banner. And then for the next week, you, it just takes a little bit more work than what you're doing right now.
Speaker: Understand the more work. I don't want to clog up the memory on my computer by saving shit everywhere all the damn time I was talking as soon as you as soon as you put it in your banner delete it off your computer or your your your brand Where you put out because I all the music we have stored in our brand all our clips and music and stuff That's over here on the side and none of that is on my computer. It's all yeah So it's not it's not calling up my memory. I got a
Speaker: Like I said, it's just, it's in all honesty. No, you're fine, but like you have a set. It's more work. Certain songs that you've got. Yeah. I would have that set then change it, then have it, then change it, then have it, then change it. I would move my mind trying to - Well, yeah, it's more work. It's more work, but I mean, it's better quality.
Speaker: What you're putting out, it's a better quality, it's a better sound. You know, when the video you started playing at the beginning, I thought I turned my mic off, so I apologize for that. No, you're good. I'm sure you took it on a keyboard. Real low. Yeah, I had the volume down. That was my fault. On here, I can play the music, and if it doesn't sound quite loud enough, or if it's too loud, I can adjust it.
Speaker: And I can play with it. Like I said, it sounds better. It's a better quality on the video and stuff like that. But it is a lot more work, especially for you, because you're changing your music videos or your music show up every... Every second I'm changing songs. Every second. But that's what I said. If you grab 10 songs, say for instance, you grab 20 songs.
Speaker: Boom, you upload them, you get them, you put them in your brand and you only play five of those songs for that show. Delete them as soon as, you know, like delete them out of your brand as soon as you're done. And then you can continue to add more. I had more music in here all the time. And I delete music all the time.
Speaker: Yeah, you always change it up. You talk about that. It is a lot more work. I agree with you. But it's also not the work. I still want to clock on my hard drive. Yeah, like I said, delete it as soon as you put it on your on your brand on. And I'm not quite sure how Restream works or you can put it over there instead of just let stream your videos over. I can put video clips. I'm not sure about music videos, but you can put video clips. You should be able to put video or video. If you do video clips, you should be because that's what I think it'll just it'll just it'll all around be.
Speaker: It'll create a better, smoother, flowing broadcast for you. I'm good with the smooth flow, but the intermission is in between help too. That's how well sometimes I'll be changing my mind. I'm like, should I do this? Should I not? Should I do this? That's what I said. You grab you a bunch of songs. You know, if you're not doing like that, like you did the other night, you did the digital underground. You know what I mean? So obviously you had certain, but if you're just doing a random music night, grab you a bunch of songs, download them and put them in your brand.
Speaker: And you might be feeling, you might be feeling Jodeci and go, yeah, I got this Tony, Tony tone though. Maybe I'm gonna play that. I did most of them already. Well, yeah, I'm just saying. Or you're like, I mean, I got, I got, you know, I got, fuck, outcast.
Speaker: But I also got this Busta Rhymes song on this Busta Rhymes tonight. But I'll save Outcast for later, you know what I mean? And once you play that Busta Rhymes song, you delete it. And it's out of your rotation. But as soon as you put them in your brand, on your Restream,
Speaker: to lead them off your computer because I just went through and I was saving all this music. I went through last week and I deleted all the music I've downloaded. And it's a lot of damn music. Yeah, that's my point. It's a whole lot of shit. And I deleted all of it. And it's still all right here. And if I want a song that I deleted that's not on there, I just reupload it. It's not that big a deal.
Speaker: I mean, at the end of the day, it takes like two minutes to download, upload, and delete out of your files, and so on. Yeah, but they're still taking a space, because I used to do that all the time. It will still take a space on your computer. What's your brand, man? Once they're on here. On your brand, yes. On your brand, I got you with that. That's what I said. Once you put them there, delete them off your computer. Trust me. I have had these conversations, and Lord always telling us, you got to know me so bad about it. You're making it so difficult. I know.
Speaker: You do. I agree with her. I know. All right. Well, you know what? She does a music show. So she knows. Why are you even arguing with her? You can argue with me. I've heard Bathurst, Smoke, all of them used to tell her. They've been telling all of them. Let me get my mind. I mean, out of all of us, Helen does like a radio music show. She's amazing, Joe. That's her niche. That's her cup of tea. You can.
Speaker: Well, you can ignore everybody else, but why ignore her? She knows what the hell she is. I don't ignore her. I just don't know shit. Joe Rogan on the show and he was giving me advice how to make the podcast better. I'm like, fuck you, Joe Rogan.
Speaker: You don't know what you're talking about. Fuck you, Joe Rogan, or Howard Stern. Howard Stern's over here telling us, hey, let me tell you how to make things better and easier and smoother for you. And I'm like, you don't know what the hell you're talking about, Howard Stern, whatever. Dude, my whole Ludacris playlist is over there in my memory. When I did that Ludacris marathon, that shit took me three hours. Yeah.
Speaker: See, I knew she was going to say that shit. That is her go -to statement right there. Nobody listens to her because she's a woman. That's not true. I mean, I don't blame you. Let's be honest. Oh, my God. Just kidding. Oh, my God, y 'all. How does she say it again, Tony D? I'm kind of curious. What did I say that she said? What were the words that I said?
Speaker: I forgot what the words were. I gotta remember what I said. I know how I said it. I've been halfway talking like this. Well, Helen, just pull your hair back. Put a ball cap on. Put like a button -up shirt and a pair of jeans on and a pair of work boots and then talk to him and deepen your voice up. No. Talk to him like that. Just fuck the whole image. Maybe he'll listen to you. Just fuck the whole image.
Speaker: She's got a football jersey on and a hat all backwards. It's like Tony D. I'm going to tell you how to make your whole image up. Tony's fucked up for life now.
Speaker: You're welcome, Tony. No. I'm here all week. Little boy, you okay over there? Little boy. It has nothing to do with you being a woman because there's dudes that tell her the same thing and he don't listen to any of us. He's a hard -headed motherfucker. Don't listen to nobody. He knows everything. No, no, not everything. I'll admit when I don't know something.
Speaker: Fucking hard -headed is what he is. For no damn reason, just hard -headed as fuck. Which we, I mean, we all kind of are. Yes, we all are. Fucking knucklehead. Yeah. Now I really just want to see Ellen dress up as a dude and talk to you.
Speaker: Oh, especially with their accent. That make it so much better. Agreed. That's how you get through to him. Nice. That's how you get through to him. I'm just saying. Didn't have a tendency to think differently when
Speaker: It's a bit of mental clarity after this. The motherfuckers be signing their whole fucking life away. No. Hey. Bezos. Bezos gave away half his damn money. She was talking to the right hand. She was talking to the right hand. She did that on purpose. She did that on purpose.
Speaker: That man, Jesus Christ, that still blows my mind. He gave half his damn money away. He still has more than a year made more than what he had when he gave that half away. That's insane, man. His business is just that good. That's just - You can take that if I make it back tomorrow. Damn, dead gone.
Speaker: We're doing we're doing shit wrong. I'm telling you. Oh, yeah. You take half of what I have. I'll probably never make that shit up again. Unless I hit the lottery. Which hasn't happened. Well, somebody hit both of them fuckers already, so. Oh, you won't know when I when I hit the lottery. You won't know when I hit the lottery. There will be one tall tale sign. I ain't quitting my job.
Speaker: but we gonna do this show and I'm gonna be sitting in a fucking state of the art studio. I won't be doing shit. I'll have a producer that's working all the behind the scenes shit. Some cat that went to college and he's like, I know what I'm doing. Or she knows, he or she, I know what I'm doing. All right, here's your paycheck. Work your magic. Let me turn my mic and camera on like Jeff and Tony. No, we can't through trust me.
Speaker: No, it came through. That's what I said. You just got to talk to the right head to get him to listen. Jesus Christ. Talk to the brain that really runs the machine. They have two brains. Yes. One runs the machine. The other one's just kind of there. It's the resistance.
Speaker: Yes! There's two motherfuckers, two! Ah, ah, ah. There's two! There's two! These dudes will never be the same. Fucking hell, Tony. That's two. Holy shit. Oh god, it's the second time tonight. I say...
Speaker: Oh, that we did not see that. Yeah. Well, let me worry about that. Let me worry about that. Actually, you know what? Duct tape's been replaced with Gorilla tape. Gorilla tape is amazing. And I can't speak on that because I don't know.
Speaker: I'm just gonna get you like a like a like a three or four X hoodie or something, you know, something's really big and baggy on you. Yeah. Get some of your makeup out and draw a five o 'clock shadow on your face. Of course, I would make Tony really jealous because he can't grow facial hair.
Speaker: Hey, bro. Hey, bro, let me tell you something. Depends on which head you mean, or the one I thought I said. Yeah, we're fooling no more. Yeah, well, that definitely did not come through, like the katas are too big.
Speaker: All right, Tony, I'm gonna take a drink of my beer. Try not to die. You won't die, just gonna choke. See, here's a problem with a one more big tatas. We can't take you out of public in just a bikini tat. It draws too much negative attention and too much of stagatory attention. I noticed... It might have, because YouTube has been getting crazy about... They're dressed. She's dressed. It's different.
Speaker: No, no, she said it. She said I think it got blocked. It blocked the original word. Oh, it probably did. I looked at my YouTube. It's getting kind of weird about comments. You can't post a link on YouTube. Every time I try to post a link, it won't come through. When I post my link tree up there, it won't come through. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. I don't know if I got the link in our bio or not. I have to look at that.
Speaker: I'm trying to put a check. I gotta put it up on Twitch. I didn't throw it on screen. You can't, you can't, um, I learned a long, I learned a long time ago. You can't, unless you, I mean, unless, unless you're going out in public or whatever, and she's in your, in your lady is, uh, dressing like a, like a prostitute. No, they ain't got to. They just gotta be, if they're too revealing, it draws attention. Sometimes, I mean, it's not even a matter of being too, too revealing, or they're not,
Speaker: trying to be too revealing. They just do draw that much attention by what their body looks like. But I mean, you know, men are, I mean, men are pigs, but women are just as bad because, you know, like on TikTok, you know, gray sweatpants are a thing. And
Speaker: I know like I've gotten comments just in jeans and they're like, you know, I like being out or whatever, posting a video and even Nicky come jokingly comment. And they're like, Oh, you don't even need great form. Really? I got jeans and a fucking t -shirt on. It's not like I'm out here in Daisy Dukes with my, with my shit hanging out down below. Right.
Speaker: But unfortunately, I mean, Nikki, I mean, and I'm assuming it's the same way with Helen. I mean, unfortunately, you know, they can just put on a regular t -shirt or not a regular t -shirt for the, you know, like a v -neck t -shirt or a tank top or something.
Speaker: It's not like they're trying to be, but you can't worry about that stuff. You see, that's the kind of things that we talk about on here. Sometimes you worry too much about things that you don't need to worry about. Now, it'd be a different story if we were going out with, or any dude was going out with their significant other, and she had
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: super mini skirt on and it was low cut, da da da da da da, you know, and then she's getting the negative attention. Not saying, hey, ladies, dress however you want to dress, if you feel comfortable, if you feel sexy, you feel pretty, whatever. I'm not telling you, but what Tony's saying as a dude, yeah, because they're there.
Speaker: They're big, they're there, you're not going to hide it. And that's what I said the same thing about, and I'm not even like saying, Oh, I'm so huge. But there's a reason why women like gray sweatpants. I can put blue jeans on and I have the same issue. And I've had people comment on that. I'm just saying.
Speaker: I'm not being provocative and I'm trying to put it in a men's, you know, so it's not putting it on the women. My oldest son's mom, she was top heavy. And we went to Daytona for Black College weekend. You already know that. Yeah. And even her brother was like, trying to get him killed. And I tried to tell her, she said, why? I'm like, her brother was like, you're trying to get him killed. You can't go down there because she would have on, she had like a button up shirt.
Speaker: that you know, you don't want the bikini top underneath, but they put a button -up shirt over, oversized button -up shirt over it. It was Jean's shorts, and she wasn't no skinny chick. You know, both of us were 2 -30, but she was 2 -30 in the whole right place, so let me just be clear. So, you know, we were walking - Well, that's what I'm saying. I mean, just - Jesus Christ. Yeah. Women, unfortunately, and, you know - It's like if I was in shape and I was to walk around with just a Jean Jack and no shirt underneath. Yeah. Who have I'm with coming up? Oh my God, I got to deal with these bitches. But I mean, you know,
Speaker: Women, even like Helen said, and I know like Nikki and I have talked about it. I'm just speaking for, from my experience and ladies, ladies, a woman, she's in here so she can give the woman's perspective. She could literally go out of the house and a pair of blue jeans and a t -shirt and tennis shoes or sneakers, whatever you call them. And dudes are still going to be dudes. They are. They're going to check them out. And in the world that we live in,
Speaker: women, it is very - You have to be conservative. Absolutely. You did right. You had to be conservative because dudes are dogs. But now in the society that we live in, women are just as brazen
Speaker: Bold. Bold as men are. And they say what they want to say, which, hey, more power to you. You know? I'll never forget when me and my wife, we first started dating. We went to mall one time. I literally walked to the mall, and this bitch was on my face like this. She didn't even blink. And I'm like, damn, man. She was like, I see her. I see her. I already know. I'm like, I don't get this attention. Women don't want somebody until they're taken. I'm seeing that too much.
Speaker: Well, yeah, you get a lot of men, too. You ain't never think nobody had attention to you until you walk around with a woman. Why are you with that bitch? Bitch, you didn't say nothing. Yeah. You should have said something in the first fucking place. Well, and dudes don't say anything. We are. But sometimes we don't care if you're with somebody. But we're going to shake you out. Now, women don't let me know. OK, I'll back off. These women today, they're just as bold as we used to be. I believe you.
Speaker: Oh, absolutely. I believe you want that. If you've got big ta -tas, there's nothing else to go. Well, it's not even the big ta -tas, but she's in a male dominant profession. And she wants to be taken seriously.
Speaker: So with big ups to you, Helen, the fact that you didn't use the fact that you, you know, as a woman, you could have dressed in the tight skirts, short skirts, cleavage showing, and use that to your advantage. And big ups to you that you're like, no, I want to get this on my merits. And big ups to any woman.
Speaker: out there who is like that. I'm gonna get ahead in life on my merits or any dude for that matter because dudes are just as bad now. These motherfucking meatheaded looking dudes with half an inch peckers and a brain the size of a peanut think they're fucking something special because they got fucking muscles and it's like, bro, you couldn't change a light bulb if your life depended on it.
Speaker: If you're doing something with yourself, not to be taken away from you. When you ain't doing shit, trying to live over somebody else, that's a whole different ball game. I look like a bum -ass 99 % of the time. I don't look like, I don't look like I make the kind of money I make. I look like the money you make. You gotta properly invest the money you make. That's why you don't tell nobody how much money you make. They're gonna see you at that level. Oh yeah, no, I definitely don't look like I make the kind of money that I make.
Speaker: I, you know, I had somebody, because we just had to buy a washer and dryer this week. My old washer and dryer was like 20 years old. And it took a crap. Yeah, you feel about to be as so much late as a burning burger.
Speaker: Absolutely, absolutely. I ain't got to take nobody out to be myself. Now that's been my downfall. My biggest flaw in life is the fact that I am. When it comes to getting promotions or whatever, that's my biggest downfall. They want you to see people out. I'm not doing this shit. I've met too many people who got higher up. And one of their biggest regrets is what they had to do to get there. And they'll tell the people, don't do what I did. And I respected them for that.
Speaker: You never have to take anybody out. If you gotta take somebody out to be better, you're the weak one. I ain't gotta take nobody. That's why I try to bring everybody with me all the damn time. All the damn time. I'm trying to bring everybody with me, period. I'm not taking nobody out. Matter of fact, I think that's what happened last year, Helen. When we was on airtime. You make fast food money. That's all right. You making money. You're not trying to live off of anybody else's. There's no disrespect for that.
Speaker: Yeah, excuse me. I'm trying to respond to But yeah, I'm not I'm not I think some comments still aren't coming they probably aren't They probably aren't yeah, it's annoying. It's happened. I've seen a lot of people's broadcast. I've been telling people that let me watch your mouth leggy
Speaker: stop being so damn vulgar in your comments she isn't i'm not seeing it i know i'm just i'm just yeah i don't see i'm not seeing nothing wrong with her everything is up here i don't see yeah type it on twitch twitch comments can go faster than youtube comments i've noticed oh yeah yeah youtube youtube's got a little bit of a delay
Speaker: They screening I don't blame them. They screening like a mug. I don't blame them. Women are always in competition with each other. A lot of women want to prove they can take someone else's man. Yeah, you know what, I agree 100 % as a guy who grew up
Speaker: I have four, well, I have three and a half sisters now. I grew up with four sisters. I was the only boy in my family. I have, I technically have a male cousin on both sides of my family, but it's all girls all the way around us.
Speaker: it's been like that forever. Girls are always incompetent and dudes are in competition with each other in a different way but it is like women are always in a competition and they always want to prove that they can take someone's man but dudes are getting like that the last five years or so like these dudes out there really acting up and really acting all sorts of ways uh you know
Speaker: Um, you know, you get these dudes on TikTok and, and, and they're, I mean, there's no shame in their game. Like they can clearly see, and they're married and they'll start commenting on somebody's girl's video. Like, Oh, Dan girl, you're so sexy. Why are you so hot? Blah, blah, blah. And it's like, bro, first and foremost, you see, she has a man. Second of all, how do you think your wife's going to feel? She's seen you type in a shoe, but, uh, you know,
Speaker: There are more women than men on the planet. Women are in competition, of course. And I feel like, you know, unfortunately for women and, you know, I joke and I kid around and stuff like that. I'm not as sexist or misogynistic or anything like that as anybody may think. I joke around and I play around.
Speaker: But I also think a lot of that comes from all the years of, let's be honest, women not having the right to vote and not having the same rights or having the same equality that throughout the years they've just been ingrained that, oh, I have to be better than her and so on and so on and so on.
Speaker: I think Helen and I are kind of sort of on the same page. We got to get Helen up here on here with us more often when she's available. The link's in the chat. Now that I don't think we had to worry about either one of us screaming at each other.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm just singing the link to it. But no, I agree 100%. And being a dude and growing up a man my whole life and doing the things as a man and stuff like that, you know, there's certain aspects of me that I'm like, all right, look, as a man, I need to provide, I need to make sure my family's good, I need to protect, blah, blah, blah, but I also have to understand,
Speaker: A lot of women don't need men to provide for them. Nikki and I are together and this is the first time in my life, this is the first relationship that I've ever been in and it's new to me and it's probably new to her. We are a team, we're a partnership. I was married for almost, I was on my ex -wife for almost 17 years.
Speaker: And there was not really a partnership there. I provide, I make sure we have the nice things, I work my ass off, and she enjoys those spoils. Now she worked too, but she took care of the kids and stuff like that.
Speaker: Now for the first time ever, and I can, I think I can speak for both of us. We're both in a partnership. It's, it's, it's, it's team. It's teamwork. Exactly. Yeah. Amen to that right there. Give me that. Give me that fucking star on that one. It is nice to be wanted and not needed.
Speaker: She doesn't need you. Exactly. Exactly. Yes. A hundred percent. And we're a partnership. Everything we do, we do together. Like I was just saying, you know, we, you know, I had a washer and dryer. It was like 20 years old. It took a crap. The washer took a crap. The dryer was still working. We bought it. So we went out and bought a washer and dryer. I've never had a brand new washer and dryer.
Speaker: I don't think she has either. Now we do. You know, Cam was kind of busting my balls the other day. Oh damn, what'd you do? Hit the lottery? No, I'm growing as an adult. I'm growing in a relationship. You know, we're doing things together. We're buying patio furniture because it's something that we both want. We got a grill. It's something that we both would, and we do things together. And it's really is an amazing feeling.
Speaker: Um, but yeah, exactly. It's so nice to not feel needed, but wanted. It really is a hundred percent. I'll be adulting kicking as, as, as, as, as we've kind of conversated back and forth on social media. We are kicking adult adult teams finally for the first time. And it's cool. It's really cool. It's a new experience. You know, it's nice to, um, you know, it's nice to come home and if she's home from work, she'll cook dinner.
Speaker: Dude, I'm seeing you two do so much together over the past couple of months. I'm happy for you for real. I'm saying we say I'm happy for you. And it's the first time that for me, because as you guys know, thank you Sadie. As you guys know, even some of you who
Speaker: may or may not have had issues with me in the past or anything else like that or have been following me throughout all this crazy journey that I've been on that's taken me to this. This is not directed at any one or two people. It's just in general that may or may not have liked me and whatnot. We've worked things out. I'm crazy. I do crazy shit. I say crazy shit. I'm a giant man child.
Speaker: and she's the first person in my life. I'm a two -year -old kid. I don't want to grow up. Yeah, not the first partner or not the first girlfriend, the first person in my life that if we're out somewhere and I'm across the room acting a goddamn fool, just being myself, she's like, yep, he's mine. And she's proud of it. You got to find that person who's like, yeah, that idiot over there is mine.
Speaker: And I love him. Been there, bro. Been there. Just don't push the envelope too hard, been there. Oh, no, I don't push the envelope. I mean, like, dude, I was so nervous to buy this stupid ass championship belt, and I know it's silly. Ladies and gentlemen, you don't have to tell me this is so silly. It's very silly, but you know what? We don't give a shit. This is so silly.
Speaker: She took pictures of me opening this fucking top -notch Tony, remember that? I like that. I've been running there for a minute. Top notch Tony. But I mean, you don't have the official. I have the official. But I was over there. She was taking pictures of me like a proud parent on Christmas morning. They posted it on social media.
Speaker: But you know, it's it's the little things and uh and that's it's the little thing. The little things matter. I'm 100 % agree. The little things matter when they're there for you. Not bad. I like tits and teeth better. I like tits and teeth better. You ain't got a bite. Just gotta. Like Jim Carrey in the man.
Speaker: I mean, unless she likes to be bit, then go ahead and bite him. Don't bite him off. No, don't bite him off. Don't bite him off. You nibble. You nibble. You nibble. You nibble. You nibble bite. You nibble. You nibble. You nibble. You nibble. You nibble. You nibble. You nibble. You nibble. You nibble. You nibble. You nibble. You nibble. You nibble. You nibble. You nibble. You nibble. You nibble.
Speaker: not in a sexist way or anything like that, that, you know, men and women have their parts and we kind of complete each other. So, you know, and it's nice that I found that and I feel like, and I know I've been a bit of an asshole, but I feel like, Tony, you found that. We've had private conversations about, you found that yin to your yang. Oh, yeah. I've been there before.
Speaker: This duration that has to happen. She puts the cap locks on her ass. Jesus Christ, Helen. I'm just saying, that's what you do. If you're saying that, you're like, you're welcome. I'm not going to put that on screen. You're welcome. I will. Of course you want to put it on Twitter so everybody can see it.
Speaker: No, and like I said, I know I've been a bit of an asshole, but it seems like Tony, you've kind of found that, that, that like happy place, you know, like, uh, India or Yang. I've been there before and I gotta be careful with it. I gotta be careful. Something a lot of men don't want to admit I've had before. I've been in the perfect position. I've been an asshole. We can't catch our asshole enough.
Speaker: and I gotta work that. I try to do that through my marriage. One of the reasons why I hurt so bad, I try to catch my asshole before anything. But if I get pushed, that motherfucker comes out. People are so busy trying to break, people are so busy trying to break who you are for who they want you to be. That's why a lot of relationships ain't working in my opinion. You almost got to trap a motherfucker for them to stay with you. Be yourself, let them be themselves. See if it'll last over time. Then you ain't got nothing to worry about. A lot of relationships won't work with people so they try to change each other.
Speaker: I have to learn to stop trying. I had to learn how to stop trying to change people back in the early 90s. Now, what bit me in the ass was not changing people who were low down as fucking bitch shit. And then trying to get over. So I'm very careful. Well, see, that's my thing. I've never tried to change anybody. But then you look back on it. And that's why I said I've changed my entire mindset as far as people want you to change them. And then when shit don't work, it's your fault. Well, I've never tried to. Didn't say you were. I didn't say you were. I mean, you might be trying to trample. I'm just saying.
Speaker: And you're in your little lady Venus flytrap. Let's be honest. Lady Venus flytrap. You know, the champ, the champ champ, he's here on that one. That was a championship comment right there. I like that. Lady Venus flytrap, because everybody knew that motherfucker works. That's a magical place, boy. I like to call it Wonderland.
Speaker: It's like, man, it's like the heavenly gates opening up. You got those two and then you got that bad boy in the middle, old boy. Exactly. Whoa, look at the sex dungeon. Whoa. Hey. I ain't going down there. I saw a person. You see pretty shades of, pretty shades of leggy.
Speaker: Tony, don't do it. Tony will never come back. Tony, you're gonna go out there one time. You're gonna come back on the show. You're gonna be on the show the whole time, just... Clem. Clem, Clem, Clem. Clem, Clem. I wasn't ready, Clem. Clem, Clem, Clem. I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready. If you live in a flat, the bed rules the dungeon.
Speaker: I had a one bedroom apartment. That bedroom was dangerous. Okay. I've seen enough discovery channel and history channel. I know y 'all got dungeons out there all over the place. You ain't lying to me. You ain't talking about your house domain. You ain't got someplace else to take somebody. There's a lot of history in that part of the world. I might not know shit about McDonald's in the other parts of the world, but I know that y 'all got dungeons over there.
Speaker: catacombs, tunnels. Thank you, thank you. What's the other word we got down there, mausoleums? Tony chained up in the sex mausoleum. Like, damn. We still trying to find Nissi, I ain't fucking around with y 'all over there. I saw what she could have got out of there, but I ain't falling for it. She said I ain't saying nothing, I ain't saying shit. She said she ain't going to.
Speaker: We have whole city, every city has a whole city of grief. That's not just you. Mum is the word. Call alert. That's half of what's going on with Disney. You know what's crazy? They're trying to get rid of that shit going on down there. They're trying to get that shit. I'm telling you. They can't tell me otherwise, bro. They're trying to get that shit on the Disney. They're trying to get that shit. I mean, I know you were scared, Tony, but we dived into the underbelly of Disney.
Speaker: I wasn't scared of Disney. I was scared of you trying to go to that fucking haunted house in middle of the main and damn forest. No. Fuck you. You're like, what? I'm too black for this shit. Now, what I told you was be careful talking about those stories, because I only saw a video on TikTok. I meant to save it. They put it in the cartoon, how they doing them kids. And someone like, this is what they actually fucking doing. They doing this shit.
Speaker: conspiracy theories. There's people coming. These motherfuckers have got I used to be so anti conspiracy theorists. These two motherfuckers have got me wrapped up in conspiracies for days. I'm on YouTube. I'm on YouTube in my mind so fucked up right now, man. Bingo 22. What really happened to Bob Saget? Bob Saget was really an asshole for what I was told. He was a great comedian. He was a fucking asshole. Bob Saget was a part of the uh
Speaker: He said that I didn't. He said that I didn't. Everybody went to the album. Everybody went to the album. I'm just saying, anybody who's been fighting I'm just saying anybody who's been fighting I'm just saying anybody who's been fighting I'm just saying anybody who's been fighting I'm just saying anybody who's been fighting I'm just saying anybody who's been fighting I'm just saying anybody who's been fighting I'm just saying anybody who's been fighting I'm just saying anybody who's been fighting I'm just saying anybody who's been fighting I'm just saying anybody who's been fighting I'm just saying anybody who's been fighting I'm just saying anybody who's been fighting I'm just saying anybody who's been fighting I'm just saying anybody who's been fighting I'm just saying anybody who's been fighting I'm just saying anybody who's been fighting I'm just saying anybody who's been fighting I'm just saying anybody who's been fighting I'm just saying anybody who's been fighting I'm just saying anybody who's been fighting I'm just saying anybody who's been
Speaker: Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah, he's died. He he hung himself. Quote unquote hung himself in his. Thank you. Quote unquote. Thank you. He was down in the Tampa area when he when he died. Yeah. Fucking Tony got me over here dying. Now my nose is all starting up. Sorry. Spit.
Speaker: I'm just saying they got, they got a lot of, there's a lot of shit that's been going on down there that a lot of people don't want to talk about. And since they've been talking about it a lot more, I know there's a lot more going against Disney. We don't want to see Disney go away. We don't want that bullshit off. Just to say they shit their entire existence. Thank you. They're exposing it. Where's the music? Where's the music? Where's the music? I dove into the world. I dove into that world, Tony. Where's the music down there? And you got scared and you're like,
Speaker: I hate what I found out about what's going on underneath afterwards and whether it's true or not, I don't know, but they got so many stars talking about, no, this is it, thank you. There was shit going on down there people don't wanna talk about, but there are people who have experienced what's going on down there and witnessed it and they're telling everybody about it. A lot of these stories that's out here about everybody have some truth to it. Let's be clear.
Speaker: A bunch of you who have the education or the inside scoop understand if you can't talk about it, but there are other people who are. Which you find out why they really got R. Kelly in jail. Spoiler alert, it ain't what you think it is. Oh, now I'm intrigued. Why is R. Kelly really in jail? Because he wanted his masters. Wait a minute. Take the time.
Speaker: They put R. Kelly in jail for for for kidnapping underage girls and peeing on them because he wanted every artist who wanted control of their masters. What happened to them? A master's degree like a college degree. What are we talking about? They wanted control of the masters of their music dipshit. Oh, oh, oh, well,
Speaker: Thank you. I have no idea. Prince, what happened to him? Don't wanna be a ninja. Don't give me a ninja. I'm not a - No, she's right. I'm a goddamn ninja. Prince was fine until he was flying home and then he died. Achilles double zero. I see - I can't read, I can't read. Ladies and gentlemen, that is a first. That is twice tonight.
Speaker: Helen and I have been on the same page. It's twice the night that you know of. Well, that's twice that I know of. That you know of. That I know of. Play the music. That's a conspiracy theory. No, I didn't believe either. See, I'm not a complete jackass because we are both over here thinking the same thing.
Speaker: Really? I said you want the control of his master's. You motherfuckers thought master's a degree. I am very clear on what I'm saying. Yes, I am. Exactly. We make fun of him so much for that because this guy is so vague. He just says shit. There's no explanation. He wanted control of his master's had nothing fucking to do with a degree.
Speaker: Okay. Well, I didn't know that you said masters. My first thought is master's degree. Like give the man a master's degree. Jesus Christ. I mean, we get faith. We get people fake doctrines. R Kelly wasn't doing nothing different than the rest of the people who are in a power position that he's in and doing the shit that they've been doing. That's not why he's in jail. He's in jail because you want to control those masters. It's out there. Take your time.
Speaker: Just it's just Prince wanted control of his shit. They killed him Michael Jackson Michael Jackson wouldn't sell his shit. They killed him Bill Cosby. You shut your fucking mouth. These are real championship belts Hey, hey, hey, hey, you just got here you little shit. Let me tell you something That's that's another podcast know that we're legit I challenge all other podcasts
Speaker: And if you don't like it, well, I got one word for you. What? What? What? Yes, I saw that big river video when you read that. That's documented proof that we've agreed twice tonight. Bill Cosby has land that has oil on it that people want to get their hands on. He told them, no, that's why they went after his ass. It wasn't? First and foremost,
Speaker: I don't know. This is news to me, Tony D. I'm actually really fucking intrigued and I want to die. When you get a chance, look it up. I got to, I got to say, see, I be reading shit. I don't save the links like everybody fucking has. I don't. I read it. Here we go. Helen and I are about to agree again. I agree. She's, I mean, he, he... Proven it is the hardest part.
Speaker: Agreed. I mean... Y 'all ain't gonna like my proof. I just read it. I mean, the guy was like... They was all dirt dogs. Don't get me wrong. You did crazy shit with women. You did low down shit with women. I got that. But what's the real reason you got locked up as my question? Well, and that's where... Like he was a scumbag and clearly he did things he shouldn't have done.
Speaker: And this is me saying one thing, but then kind of coming back to your point of view, Tony D, with your conspiracy stuff, why did it take so long for it to come out? And that's me agreeing with you. The people that they got at the bottom of the barrel from the real motherfucker doing the dirt shit, would you believe that? Wait, what? Honestly, the people that they caught are Kelly.
Speaker: Cosby Epstein did a bottom of the barrel. Would you believe? I agree. I mean, I mean, and again, I say, like I said, obviously, and like, and like Helen said, he admitted to doing the things that he was accused of doing Bill Cosby.
Speaker: They were all doing it. Why do you want to get it? You're 100 % right. Unfortunately, in that time, in that era, they were all doing it. That doesn't make it right. That's a dumbass question. That's a dumbass question. This is a double -sided blade.
Speaker: So obviously, you know, he admitted to doing those things and it's wrong 100%. He should be punished for them. But like I said, why did it not come out? I didn't come out before 30, 40 years later. Why is it coming? And that's where I go. Okay, Tony, do you let me dive into your conspiracy world, please elaborate a little bit more. Um,
Speaker: but at the same time regardless of the conspiracy theory it's not right in any way shape or form and he should be punished for. I wasn't being asked a question. A lot of victims. Leggy to answer your question I have never been raped. She can't get me on this because we've had this conversation before. I have
Speaker: family members that have been and - I've got friends who have been and we went after them dudes. And assaulted, sexually assaulted and whatnot. We went after them dudes. And absolutely you have, and this is on a scale that doesn't even matter because Bill Cosby was so big and powerful in the industry. I've just dumbed all the way down to regular folks like us.
Speaker: and I have friends that were raped, and they were terrified to come out and to let people know. I think it's different for men because Terry Crews went through that. He admitted to the... Being sexually assaulted, yes, being sexually assaulted, yes. Being followed and raped when he was first coming up in the industry in Hollywood after he left the NFL.
Speaker: Um, but yeah, no, most victims do not come forward at all because they think they won't be believed. They think they'll be, um, it was NBC, NBC, NBC, not ABC. Unless I'm wrong. I think it was NBC. Um, but unfortunately also in the last
Speaker: 10, I'm just, this is not. I'll go 20 years. This is not an accurate number or anything like that. I was going to say in the last 10 to 20 years, we have to look at the amount of accusations that were false. And that leads to women not coming out as well.
Speaker: because you have men, we will say majority women, that are coming out and falsely accusing people, and they should be 100 % held accountable. Whether you're a man or a woman and you falsely accuse somebody of allegations like that, that also leads to not only the fact that they're afraid to, or they're afraid of being ashamed, or they're afraid that nothing will happen, but now you have a lot of the false accusations out there as well.
Speaker: And like I said, somebody has never happened to me. It has happened in my personal family. And I understand what they went through. I know what they went through and how they felt. And, you know, for one instance, like Tony said, what happened to them? Well, it was best that it didn't go to the court of law because the situation was handled a certain way that
Speaker: was way worse. But yeah, when more victims come out, absolutely. When more actual victims come out, it gives strength to speak out. And they've been doing it. They've been doing it, yes. But unfortunately, when you have, let's just throw random numbers out. And these are all hypothetical. This is not real stats or anything like that for anybody listening. Say 75 women come out, and they? It was 40 against him, I believe, wasn't it?
Speaker: Well, yeah, no, I'm just saying in general, I think it was 40 women that came out of this. 75 women come and say, this has happened to me. This is this, this, you know, got to choose our words wisely because words get us canceled these days.
Speaker: And I'm not saying anything negative, but out of those 75, 15 of them were false. So it makes the other 60 look bad. And that adds on to that fear of not coming out. But yeah, no, I agree with Helen again.
Speaker: Well, yeah, sexual in the States sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual
Speaker: Oh, yeah. That's what I stated. I wasn't putting actual numbers out. I was just saying in general. I was saying there was another element that makes women... That kind of shit is going on against the homeless. That kind of what's going on in jail. They're not counting all that shit. Them stats are not accurate. I'm sorry. No, I wasn't saying... What I was saying about the false accusations was that's another aspect of why women don't come out a lot of times. Because they are afraid of not being believed.
Speaker: But unfortunately, you say 1%. I'm assuming you're looking at the numbers or you've looked at the numbers. I have not personally looked at them. So that's why I was just throwing hypothetical numbers out there, Leahy. I agree, bungalow. And her and I have had a discussion more than once. She has looked it up. Oh, I have no doubt how much she's looked it up. A lot of those numbers, it's ridiculous. That is a majority.
Speaker: Yes. But it's, it's one of those things like kind of like along the same lines of, you know, not, you know, it's like one or 2%, 3 % of cops that are, that are bad. Yes. But one acts crazy and fucks up. They all, so, and that's what I said, you know, when I was talking about false accusations, that's another element as why, as to why women don't come out and, and, and make the, um,
Speaker: the, the report and file, you know, sexual assault, we're just going to slip it all into one lump sum, because we can't say the R word. That's why we say grape. I try not to say that damn word. I try my best not to say that fucking word. I hate that word. I mean, we want to shoot them on the phone. But, you know, but at the same time, and it's a goddamn shame, but let's look at
Speaker: Statistically, because it does go both ways. Because yes, believe it or not, whether you believe it or not, she's absolutely well read on this. Trust me, I think this conversation would have more than what she really is. And I know this from her previous broadcast on an old platform. Yes. I know this from just her broadcast in general and whatnot.
Speaker: I mean, the same thing can be said. The numbers are that the onus is absolutely 100%, 100 % and it is. And being somebody who has lived through that and gone through that, not personally, but kind of
Speaker: Well, I guess kind of sort of personally, I was never great or sexually assaulted that I know of. Um, but like I said, having family members or very close friends that had happened to and going through the process with them, it's, it's, it's devastating because I, you know, anybody who's never gone through it, when you go through it and you're filing your, your report and you're talking to the police and this, that, and the other thing, they really do put it on you.
Speaker: in a way that it didn't happen and you're 100 % trying to convince them, excuse me, trying to convince them and prove to them that it happened. Yes, it's not always victim blaming. It's just one of those. I think this fucked up that they gotta prove it.
Speaker: It really is, but it's something that's so cut and dry because there's a lot that's involved with it where if it's an armed robbery or a physical assault, like, you know, you get beat up and dude, fuck Helen Winslow.
Speaker: Exactly, exactly. Oh, no, exactly. And Liggy, as somebody who is in there for those questions, you should have seen me. You should have seen me. Disrespectful. To put your mindset back into that moment, I think it's a problem. It's an absolute problem. And they got to do that for the investigation so they can have it documented. That's why a lot of people don't want to talk about some of the shit they go through. You pretty much traumatized them, sending them back through that shit. Well, yeah, they got to go through all everything again. Bingo.
Speaker: Let me cut you off, and I apologize. This is one reason why I tell dudes, if a woman's drunk, don't do it. Nobody will believe you. Nobody will believe you. If she does not have a clear conscience, and she did not say yes all the way you are through, the minute she says no at any given moment, you're guilty. That's why you got to be careful who you fucking with. Did she say no? When you go to court, did she say no at any point? Yeah, when she was about to come, you're going to lock up.
Speaker: Some women say no, I would say, some women say no, I'd like to see some women say no, I would join, some women say no. Y 'all know what I'm talking about, don't even twist my words, stop playing. When she says no, what she means is like, get the fuck off me, I don't want this, you fucked up. If she's under the influence of alcohol, drugs, even prescription, that's your ass. I'm telling y 'all the truth.
Speaker: even prescription. You don't realize under the influence is not just alcohol. It's also under controlled substances, i .e. illegal drugs and or prescription drugs. PSA gentlemen. Yeah, don't do it if she's under the influence. Don't do it. PSA gentlemen, if she's so drunk she can't stand up, she can't put together sentences. Be a nice guy. Drive her home. Put her in bed.
Speaker: Leave your number on the table and take your ass the fuck home and jerk off. I have had more women thank me for waking up in the morning fully dressed and not trying to take advantage of them because I'll make sure they got home safe and I'll make sure nobody fucked with them. They'll wake up in the morning in the big, I'll be on the floor on the couch fully dressed like this.
Speaker: When I was bouncing, you know how many times I left the bar at the end of the night with a truck full of drunk ass girls and I drove my stupid ass all over God's green earth and took every one of these girls home and made sure that they got home safe and sound, got them tucked in, made sure their doors were locked, made sure their phones were, well, you know, we didn't really - Check the house, make sure everybody's in there.
Speaker: Yep. Check the house. Make sure they were all good. Make sure everything was okay. Got them in bed. Make sure they had some. This motherfucker. This motherfucker. Some days got to protect themselves. You got to do I got home with you to record 20 years ago. Oh, yeah, you got to record. They're not getting me. They're like, they're not getting me. I'm going to show everything that she said. Okay. It can also be used against you. But as as somebody who's physically been there,
Speaker: When, when these questions were being asked to somebody that was, I was close to somebody that was important to me. Just, I mean, at one point, one of the, one of the police officers walked me like, told the other cop to take a, take a time out. And they walked outside because I was pacing and my fists were clenched.
Speaker: And I was ready. I was like, I was ready to just rock this fucking cop because I knew what was that. I knew what had happened. I knew she wasn't lying, but they made her feel like she did something wrong. Oh, he made her feel like she did something wrong. And then when they came back in, one of the other police officers took me outside and he was like, you need to take a breath. I know what you're thinking. I know what's going through your head. And I was like, yeah, well,
Speaker: And don't publish your sex, your sex cabades, you stupid motherfuckers. Yeah, they're stupid. As long as, and unfortunately, as crazy as it sounds, I mean, in today's, in today's society, a lot of guys and even women, they have consent forms that they are getting filled out when they are sober and coherent.
Speaker: or they're getting voice recordings or video recordings when they are sober and coherent. It sounds crazy as hell but you know and you know it doesn't in today's society a man or a woman can go out with somebody and then they wind up hooking up and then they regret it and they're like oh my god
Speaker: I didn't want to do this and now I need to, it's a double -edged sword. It really is. I mean, you feel for the real victims. It's a double -edged sword because, you know,
Speaker: A man or a woman might be thinking, hey, I'm at the bar, we're feeling each other, we're having a good time, we're gonna hook up and then they hook up and then the next person wakes up the next day and they're like, oh my God, I can't believe what I did. And I'm saying a man and woman on purpose because it's not just on the women because more men today are coming out and speaking out about sexual assault and being sexually assaulted. Because it happens to men too. It does.
Speaker: Does it happen as much? Probably not. Actually, more than likely, definitely not. But there have been cases of women who have slipped Viagra into drinks and guys who've gotten fucking obliterated and
Speaker: that's **** up. I've never heard that. Yeah, it happens. and then dudes gets, you know, they're getting so **** up. They take them back to their place and then they do what they do. Um ladies, if you don't know it, we have no control over that little **** down there. When he's ready to go, he's ready to go no matter. We'll be asleep and he'll be awake. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, we wake up in the morning and the conversation is standing at attention saluting us for no fucking reason. Just so you know. You know what? Let me talk about this point right here. It doesn't take us seriously. Men aren't likely to kill you. Exactly. 100%. I will give you a classic example. You will hear. You will see a lot of movies about women being raped. How many movies have you seen about men being raped? Right there. Right there was a big point. And I was actually getting there.
Speaker: Most men are by other men. Yes. And by the sexual assault, it happens all the fucking time.
Speaker: There has only been, there's a lot of movies of men being sexually assaulted or raped and there'll be prison rooms. I'm gonna fire Tony. And motherfuckers enjoy watching other motherfuckers get sexually assaulted, which is bullshit to me. Well, you know, you know, the crazy thing about - Ask the damn loot man. The crazy thing about the show Oz, and anybody who works in a prison or anybody who's been to prison, they'll tell you, prison rape really isn't
Speaker: that big of a problem. It's not prison. Well, you know, I hate to admit this, but this, this is a wormhole. I went down once upon a time. Trust me. I know prison will not prison, not prison rate per se prison and the pet attention. I got prison, prison, prison life.
Speaker: And one of the things that I learned by diving into this wormhole, and this is the thing for me, I like to educate myself on things. I don't like to, if I don't know, I'll let it be known, I don't know, and I'll let it be known that I'm hypothetically speaking or throwing random shit out there, but certain things I wanna learn about. A lot of times in prison,
Speaker: when prison rape happens. Now prison rape does happen. It is what it is. But a lot of times it is a form of teaching somebody a lesson and demasculating them for the rest of the inmates. A lot of times prison sex is 100 % willing, 100 % consensual and stuff like that. Now prison rape does happen.
Speaker: But also, aside from that, it is also used as a weapon to, much like rape in general. It's a dominance thing. But also demasculating somebody. Grape, grape, grape, grape, grape, grape, grape. I'm not saying the R word.
Speaker: There's been plenty of ways. There's a bunch of movies you will see about women being what we just been talking about. And even with domestic violence about men against women. I remember CBS did a movie back in the early 90s. A man falling in.
Speaker: domestic violence against his wife and the police laughed at him. Nobody ever talks about that movie. It was all CBS. Yeah, nobody, nobody, I mean. Nobody ever talked, they never show any movies about men going through domestic violence. So even when it happens, everybody laughs at it. I've been in two relationships with physical and mental. Now, I was brought up to you. Now, I have never hit a woman in my life. I have squared up to them. I have restrained them.
Speaker: I have shaken the shit out of them. This was like bouncing. But in a relationship, I've never put my hands on a woman. I have been in two relationships where I have either A, been physically and or mentally abused by a woman. And that shit don't count compared to the physical. That's what we do. Now, could I have defended myself and absolutely destroyed both of those women when they hit me? Yes.
Speaker: But if the cops showed up, they didn't want to hear the fact that she was hitting me, or she came at me with a knife, or she hit me with a frying pan, or anything else. Nowadays, they can't remember. I agree 100 % sure they put their hands on their partner, or somebody they love. But it's happening. Women known to slap and throw shit at us. Known. They can get away with it. Now, when I was bouncing, I had been hit by women.
Speaker: I have been, I've had shit thrown at me and I have grabbed them. I have restrained them. I have, not like, not like, not like shaking bait, but I grabbed her and I kind of went like that so I could get a hold of her. But, but no, myself personally, I've been in two relationships. One was physical and the other one was physical and mentally.
Speaker: Does that make me any less than a man in society? Yeah, to me, no, not really. Probably my ex -wife has mentally fucking broke me. But men do the same thing. But you hear more about the men doing it to women than what you hear about women.
Speaker: Now, in all honesty, if you watch these prison shows where the women are in prison, they talk about the shit they did, they're being convicted. Now, it's starting to change a little bit since, you know. No, it's been happening. They're not publicized now. Realize there's women in jail doing 40, 50 years for aggravated assault, attempted murder, murder, all that shit. It's out there. Watch them shit's women behind bars. They telling it. It's been happening. We just don't hear about it enough.
Speaker: And that's just being fair factual. It really is. It's happening. We just don't hear it enough. A few of us want to shake. Yeah. Tony or Toby, I think there's four of us in this conversation right now that want to, or at least three of us. I want to shake Tony. Sticks of you in here that want to shake me. I already know. Y 'all want to shake the shit out of me. Talking about it ain't doing enough. I think that's the first time I've ever said that, to be honest with you guys. What's that?
Speaker: that I was in those relationships. It is, but I mean, I've been in plenty of them. Women are just as abusive as men. They can't tell me otherwise. They're just manipulative as men. They can't tell me otherwise. I know this for a fact. I worked around women, dealt with women, worked with women. Now I'm not saying that all of them are like that, but they will tell stories of shit burning the beer. Not only that they've done, but that they've witnessed that they know.
Speaker: You was talking to Glick, that's fine. I'm just saying, I know this shit, so that's why I be saying well, cause some of y 'all speak it in us. I'm the dude that'll tell you. Yeah, no, I mean, I mean, I'd be a liar if I said that I didn't, you know, you know, when it happened to me personally, I mean. This is, this is the issue.
Speaker: There was one time that I cocked back in like a split second. Instead of me hitting her back, I ran my fist right through a wall. We had one of those partition walls, and I went all the way through the wall to the other side, right by where she was. They'll call the cops on you for that too. Taking a clarity that was like, if you do this, even though my lip was busted open,
Speaker: I was bleeding from my nose. I was like, I know if I hit her, that's some bullshit. I'm going to get locked up. Because if you, if it would have been a reverse, you would have been locked up. And it was that clarity that stopped me and just changed the trajectory. And I would have been in reverse. That's my damn problem. And then you don't let the crazy shit against us, but the minute we try to stand up around defend ourselves, we fucking guilty. Fuck that shit. Yeah. You know, I had to fix the wall and had to deal with a broken fucking hand for two weeks.
Speaker: But, you know, it's, I don't know. It is what it is. I mean, I can't go back and change any of it. I can just, which is what I've tried to do. And I think that's part of the reason why, you know, Jeff gives me shit and talks about, oh, you've had so many failed relationships in the last couple of years. Yeah, because I'm not gonna stand and put up for the shit that I put up with in the past.
Speaker: I'm not doing that shit anymore either. I've been quiet. When you sit back and be subtle, like everybody tells you to do, everybody else sees you as lame or weak. They talk about your ass. I see outside influence and outside instigation before and after doesn't help the situation. So shut the fuck up and help them. The fuck instead of teasing hands about what they've been through. I absolutely agree with you, Helen.
Speaker: the guilt would have absolutely eaten me alive. And that's what I said. Jeff likes to make fun of me and poke jabs because of the last few relationships I've been in failing. But at the end of the day,
Speaker: I'm, you know, maybe not physically, but they started to go down a road where it was mentally and I'm like, you're not gonna mentally fucking, I've done too much to be where I am now. You're not gonna fuck up where I'm at now. You're not gonna mentally put me back in that situation. And that's why I said, you know, I used to say everybody comes into your life for a reason.
Speaker: and they teach you a lesson. I don't believe that anymore. I believe that people are mistakes that you make. And you either learn from them and don't make those same mistakes again, or you continue to stay in that vicious circle and you continue to make the same mistakes. So I'm not saying that I was taught, you know, in a way I was taught a lesson, but those previous relationships were just fucking mistakes.
Speaker: at the end of the day. And if they don't like it, if they hear me say that and they don't like it and they want to get up in their feelings, well, take a look, take a good look, take a good look, hard look in the mirror at yourself and know why somebody's going to call you a mistake. You know what? I'm not single now. I'm in a fantastic relationship. We were talking about that earlier. And it's cool, you know?
Speaker: But I said I was going to stay single for a long time. But my girlfriend that I'm with now, we were talking about a year ago and I got feelings. And hey, will you bring me a beer? Yes. And like a jackass.
Speaker: She's at work. She'll be home soon. I, you know, her and I were talking a little over a year ago, like a jackass because I caught feelings and she was super cool. I fucking ran away and I ghosted her and then randomly she popped back up and I was like, I ain't letting her, I ain't letting her fucking go this time. And it's from Jump Street. It's been amazing. You know,
Speaker: a couple little squabbles, but I'm nothing major, but generally both of us are like.
Speaker: Hey, sorry about last night. I've been off this week because my mom, it's like the 12 year anniversary of my mom passing away this week. I think you did say earlier this week. Yeah, I'm a little off this week. I've been kind of blonde last night. And he was like, you're a little distant. You're actually weird. And I'm like, I'm just working on podcast stuff. I'm focused, blah, blah, blah, this morning. And I was like, hey, I'm sorry. This week's been just weird. I'm in a weird mindset.
Speaker: Um, everyone's like, we wouldn't get into a fight or anything like that. And, uh, she's like, no, I understand. She's like, I know what this week is. And I was about to say, she should know that. Well, she, I mean, she didn't, I mean, she didn't know exactly when mom died, but she knew mom died. But she knew it was this, she knew it was this timeframe that it was coming up. Yeah. Well, yeah. Unfortunately, Facebook likes to remind me every year. Fuck you, Facebook.
Speaker: I fake Facebook for the members. Everybody's going to have squabbles. Everybody's going to have fights. That's how you deal with it. You're right, Helen. I try not to have any squabbles. Thank you. I try not to have any squabbles. That might be my damn problem. And this week's made it harder because I got into a fight with my pops in January, and I haven't talked to him since. And I'm reminded of the fact that the last conversation I had with my mom was a fight.
Speaker: And then a year later, she was dead. We'll stop fighting. Yeah, but I'm not calling him. That son of a bitch was in the wrong. I'm just a stubborn and hard -headed historian. I got a friend of mine. She just lost her mom yesterday. She's going to throw it.
Speaker: I know how I felt, but till you go. I know how I felt when I got down. Ah, Puckums, don't worry, Puckums. She don't love you. She love you, Pucka. Oh, Puckums. I know how I felt when my dad passed. I know how much it killed me on the S side. So a lot of times when people lose, family member, loved one, a parent, you got to give them time.
Speaker: just let them be, my wife didn't know what to do with me. I didn't even go to work that week. I told myself I'm not coming to work this week. I was losing it for months while he was sick. It was 10 October, November, and December, four months I was losing it. I was actually at work. One of my coworkers, I'll never forget it. I was just walking around. He said, give me your tools.
Speaker: Yeah, give me your tools. I already know. Everybody knew what was going on. He said, man, just give me your tools. Just sit down. He said, I got you. Just sit down. I thank that motherfucker to this day.
Speaker: I had, I think that motherfucker too was there because as much as he, I don't know, as much as he was an asshole, he was still a Christian man. And he gave a shit. He saw it, he saw it. And see, that's the kind of team where you gotta have on the job. You don't need nobody running any ground. You don't need nobody calling you out. You don't need anybody putting you on blast. You don't need anybody making you tougher. He was just like, three tools. Just grab a seat, I got you. He said, let me wear it, I got you. I still thank him to this guy. Excuse me.
Speaker: I still thank him to this day. Yeah, my mom, I think my mom was. My mom was in her early and was in her early 40s when she passed away to Helen. Now I had the same thing happen to me because I took I took I took a week off work. And then I went back to work. And I was just
Speaker: uh, physically I was there mentally. I was on another planet. You know what I mean? And, uh, one of, one of the older gentlemen that I worked with, uh, one day we were, uh, we was working on, uh, I don't know. I think we were working on an HVAC or something like that. And, uh,
Speaker: We were taking a little break and I was smoking a cigarette and everything like that. And dude just walked out of like he was at that time I was in my, I was in my twenties. Um, and he was in his fifties, uh, late, late fifties, maybe early sixties. And he just walked over and gave me a big hug. And, uh, that meant the world to me, man. Like that really, of course.
Speaker: We didn't say anything. We didn't have to talk about anything. It's got to fucking be there. Yep. You just got to fucking be there. Wow. Yeah, my mom was in her early 40s. I'm getting there where I'm about to surpass her in age. My dad was 67 when he died.
Speaker: And I think the 60s, late 60s or the 70s, on my dad's side of the family, that's a cautious age. My mom's side of the family, they'll live. My grandfather was 94 when he passed. So I know there's some health on my side, I try to take care of myself. I really do, try to take care of myself. That's the biggest answer, tell everybody. Get your health up. Learn with your conditions or learn with genetics. That's your fight. Some people die, they don't know their genetics.
Speaker: Exactly. Well, you know, you're just learning kind of your family history and stuff like that. I emphasize learning my family history. Matter of fact, when I went to go see my mom a couple months ago, we were sitting down talking about where we were going because me and my sister, we getting up there. I'm 50. She just hurt 49. And we was writing down all the medical conditions we have been diagnosed with. She was done like a minute or two. I was sitting there still writing. She was looking like,
Speaker: Then I showed to my mom all like, Jesus, I got a list. That's why I take these so much. You just did a DNA testing. What'd you find out? I want to do one of those like 23 and me or whatever the hell they are. I actually have a kid. I didn't realize they had an expiration date.
Speaker: I didn't either. Hell, I didn't know them COVID tests had an expiration date, so CBS started sending it out. Yes, I am. Yes, ma 'am. Oh, yes, Lord. Oh, yes, Lord. I'm still wearing a few new shirts. Yes, Lord. For us, by us. Well, for us, by us. Fuck you, be you. Scandinavian, Scottish, Irish, Welsh, and Scandinavian. No wonder you like to fight.
Speaker: I understand, I understand. Matter of fact, yes. Yes, female warrior. I wanna do one of those because the only thing that I know for sure about me, 100 % that I'm sure of is German and let's be politically correct for once tonight, indigenous people.
Speaker: And Tony, we talked about it, you know, I'm Blackfoot. And my great - was it my great -grandfather? I think it was my great -grandfather or great -great - I think it was my great -grandfather who was 100 % Blackfoot Indian. I've got Cherokee on both sides. I think I have Cherokee on my mom's side.
Speaker: I would walk Indian, Irish, German. I would walk. I would walk, yeah, so. Is it R or R or A or A or K? Okay, okay. It's Caribbean. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. I got Caribbean, so some people understand me because you're in Caribbean. You're your last name, you're fucking Welsh, bro. My last name came from my dad's side. You're English, man. Now, a lot of what I just told you came from my mom's side.
Speaker: JB's sister basically. What the hell is JB? Am I old? JB's on TikTok. JB's on TikTok. I talked to him this morning.
Speaker: He ain't changed a bit. He ain't changed a bit. I wanna do the test because my last name on my, now I know I'm a descendant based off my great -grandmother was, and Tony and I were kind of talking about this. Yes, Wednesday night. Was it Wednesday? My great -grandmother was a Poe.
Speaker: AKA Edgar Allan Poe. Thank you. Please clear that up. I know these motherfuckers. I mean, she was Poe. She was Poe. We the Poe boys. Oh, Jesus, Tony. Who was that? That goddamn fuck. Who was that rap group from down south?
Speaker: Nappy roots. Nappy roots, yeah, yeah, yeah, nappy roots. Thank you, Tony. I brain farted 100%. See, that's a disadvantage that I hate hearing. No disrespect to what you're saying, Helen. That's a disadvantage. Some people don't know their family. That's kind of fucked up. I am a descendant of Edgar Allan Poe, which is called, I like, oh, Helen.
Speaker: Can we, you know, we should conversate back and forth. I love Edgar Allan Poe. Even before I even knew that it was in my family lineage or anything like that, like I always was like, oh cool, my great grandma has the same name as Edgar Allan Poe, like same last name. But then it came out that she was from that bloodline. I love Edgar Allan Poe, holy shit. News flash, little, since we're diving into the world of Glick and we're,
Speaker: dive it into the wormhole of Glick. I love poetry. But anyways, Vincent Price, holy shit. The mass of the Red Death. Vincent Price was a fucking national treasure. But - A movie icon, horror movie icon. I agree with that.
Speaker: It's just a horror genre. But I want to do the 23andMe because I know my last name is heavily derived from German Jewish, heavily based in Israel. But I also know that from doing a little bit of research without the actual numbers and stuff like that,
Speaker: My family was also in Scotland and Ireland and Norway. Norway, Finland, Denmark, all that crap. But then my mom's side, they have a very common name, a name that
Speaker: Unfortunately, throughout history, kind of. So I know that it's kind of all over the place, so I would love to do that 23 in me. I want to. The name is called for their ears. Yeah, for their school for E B E ARS for bears .com.
Speaker: Tony D, are you available to drop that in Twitch or YouTube or Twitch or whatever where? Actually, I can send you the link if you want to send it to her. Just put it on Twitch. I'm already going to it. Spill that again. F -O -R -E B -E -A -R -S dot com. Forbears .com.
Speaker: But it also like kind of lets you, it allows you to go to like my heritage or something like that .com. And I'm actually thinking about going on ahead and doing the pre trial. Hopefully it's not super expensive. Um, there you go. Right there. Ladies and gentlemen, if you're watching the replay right there on the screen for bears, you can kind of look up the, uh, comments, click.
Speaker: She said it's an interior designer. It's not an interior designer. God damn it. I have it saved. It won't even come up for me. Share. Make sure it's spelled right. It's spelled right. Because it won't come up at all for me. I just sent it to you, Tony.
Speaker: I don't, forebears .io. Thank you. You said .com. That's what matters. There you go. Well, it's .com on - .io. Yeah, it's .com on my website, but when I share that, send that to me. Yeah, no, there's, when I typed it in because I lost the website and I had to type it in and I had to scroll for a second, but I found it.
Speaker: can't delete comments on twitchy the fuck but um i was trying to plug but god damn it lady god damn it figured me out i was trying to get you to sign up for uh i'm okay little boy take it easy i don't know i uh well i guess the secret's out click owns an interior design company and uh you know
Speaker: I'm just trying to help you out. I'm trying to get your feng shui in order, all right? Damn. Your feng shui. Feng shui. Like Martin, no bad words to me. Feng shui. I'm trying to feng shui you, all right, Helen? Feng shui. Feng shui.
Speaker: No, I would be curious to know about my complete DNA test because obviously, I mean, you can look at me and be like, yeah, he's definitely a German. You know, a big drink a lot.
Speaker: But I would like to know where the rest of it. I'm also kind of afraid like something crazy is going to come back. It is going to be like 75 % Ethiopian. What the hell? 50 % Nigerian. Boom. Now I can throw my black card around Tony Dean. Smoke was right. I'm not the token white guy.
Speaker: Yeah, no, no, trust me. I'm not surprised at all in any way, shape and or form. What's your, what's your DNA test came back as Ellen? She said, well, I'm tall, pasty, palest fuck, blue eyes. I love a fight. Of course it was going to tell me I'm Celtic fighting.
Speaker: I'm like, oh yeah, that's the other thing. That's the other thing. Cause we were kind of talking about that at the beginning of the show and it kind of, you know, it, it, it tells you like your, your, your, uh, political party. Uh, well, I like all this random, crazy stats.
Speaker: I mean what's it so I don't this is gonna really sound bad but what's exotic because I feel like the neighboring country for you guys would be exotic the neighboring country which one for hers which one oh
Speaker: that's not necessarily neighboring though. It's a bit of a Scottish but I didn't want to be like Scottish and then get yelled at.
Speaker: Because I'm American and. And the two things about. Scottish Ireland. Duncan McLeod of the clan McLeod. The Mel Gibson Braveheart. Alright, let me go ahead and do this, because and beautiful country. This is the Bishop. This is the Bishop I will ever have. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait. Oh, Italian. Don't be French. Don't be French League. That's gross.
Speaker: Italian school. I know that's me. I'm like, God, I really hope I'm something more than German because that's just terrible. Germans don't have the greatest history in world history. We're not good people. Here's the best thing. Here's the best thing. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, I'm going to do this. Fuck. Yeah, right? No, no, no. This is the best thing I can say about the UK to me. This is the best thing ever. Go ahead, Tony.
Speaker: Is it in? Yes!
Speaker: Get your belt, Trinity. We've got gloves. You really need to do them. All right, boys, get on here. Today...
Speaker: This is my fucking wedding day. Yeah, and you said there'd be no bloody uniforms. Nevertheless, John, despite the bad blood, I'll have none of it on my carpet. Now, for Grace's sake, nothing will go wrong. Those bastards out there on our family and a few fuckers do anything to embarrass her. Your kin, your cousins, your horses, your fucking kids. You do anything, John, to what?
Speaker: What about Snarl? Yeah, they're women of sport, so say that. No. No. No. No cocaine. No cocaine. No sports. No selling fortunes. No racing. No fucking sucking petrol out of their fucking cars. And you, Charlie! Stop spitting your hands about me, eh? Oh, I'm just trying to sell you to them, Tom. But the main thing is...
Speaker: You bunch of fuckers, despite the provocation from the cavalry, now fighting. Oi! Now fighting. Now fucking fighting. Now fighting. Now fucking fighting! Good. Get the fuck in.
Speaker: No **** fighting. You know what I'm saying? Yes, Toby. I have played that. I have played that a thousand times. You just listen. I have had to use that on so many of these online arguments and mother **** still want to do it. I'm done. I made my you know how many times Tony Diaz played that and told me to shut the **** up and every time I'm the dude who
Speaker: I'm that dude too. I'm the first one. We're going to lose a lot. Listen, we're going to have to do your thing. You know what I'm saying? I'm just going to hit you. What the fuck you doing? You know, I, because I'm a Michigan fan first and foremost, Dylan, but yeah, no, I've had that conversation when I was bouncing, when I, I bounced for, Oh, excuse me. I bounced for years. Oh, excuse me.
Speaker: I love bouncing. It was a great job. This motherfucker can't stop burping. He can't keep his eyes open. I know. Like, shit's just, like, hitting me. I'm not just, like, rawr. We can, like, bust around. Rawr. Rawr. Rawr.
Speaker: Uh, at least they're not just like letting them out, but no, you know how many times I've had that conversation with, with, with my bouncers and, and, and, and, and there's always, cause I, you know, I bounced for years. I was in the strip clubs and the.
Speaker: and the clubs and the bar, stuff like that. And I'm like, look, we're going to have a good night. We're going to have fun. Everybody's going to get home safe. Nobody's fighting. Nobody's fucking fighting. And I always had one bouncer. It was like, nobody's fighting. And I always had to add the caveat, unless provoked. I have your provoked. But yeah, I've had that. I've legitimately had that Roadhouse conversation.
Speaker: that I worked at because it was, it was a shady ass strip club and we was always getting into shit. And I'm like, just be nice. I'll be honest with you when I went to basic training. When I went to basic training to tell us all the laws that was against us and stuff. We was about to have our time pass. There was briefing everybody. Don't do this. Don't do that. Don't embarrass the Air Force. None of this. We already knew that. That's cool.
Speaker: And I was always at one knucklehead, and what if somebody tries us? And the T .I. said, now, if somebody tries you, you defend yourself. I said, that's what I need to know. That's all I need to know. And they were all like, yeah. And I said, now listen, if you got to stand your ground, you stand your moral firm ground. We ain't got no problem with that. We just don't want you starting shit.
Speaker: No, exactly. Toby, I agree with you. Believe it or not. I hate fucking fighting. I hate fighting. I hate arguing. I hate fighting. I hate being confrontational. I know it's hard to believe. I'm waiting for Helen to pipe up. Five, four, three, two, one.
Speaker: She gon' get my ass. But no, I really do. I hate fighting. I hate being confrontational. But I'm also not the one that you push. Don't push me. Don't play with me. Tupac said it best. I ain't a killer, but don't push me. That's why I fucked your bitch. Oh, wait. See, you're the problem. You are the problem. I mean, Tupac said that. That's okay, but it was two different fucking songs.
Speaker: I'm just saying. It was two different albums. It was two different albums. I know it was. It was two different. I see what you did though. You see what you did. You twisted the whole shit. Well, I'm collaborating. I'm remix. You kind of do that. I read the Bible and say, you should have sex unless you're married. They say, yeah, you could be married, but they didn't say who you had sex with. See, you were kind of a motherfucker. Jesus told me to turn the other cheek. I'm going to turn the other cheek and slap the shit out of this motherfucker. And either Michael Landa hit him afterwards. Remember Highway to Heaven? Yep. I turned the other cheek.
Speaker: No, but no, that was the biggest thing. For me personally, it's the only thing I can kind of speak of was, look, we're going to have fun. Everybody's going to have a good night. Everybody's going to get home safe. Nobody's starting their shit. Don't be no, don't, don't. And that was always the question. Look, look, I ain't going to be mad at any of you guys, any of my guys. I ain't going to be mad at you if somebody starts shit with you and you finish. That's our job.
Speaker: but don't be those assholes just because your shirt says security or your shirt says bouncer who wants to fuck up somebody's good night because you're fucking feeling froggy because at the end of the night, if you fuck up somebody's good night, somebody who's having fun because you're feeling froggy, you're gonna have to deal with me. And at the end of the day, you're gonna have to deal with just me because there's 17 other dudes behind me that are feeling the same way I'm feeling
Speaker: If you didn't start it, I ain't got the problem. If we try to protect each other, I ain't got the problem. This is the biggest problem we got to have at the end of the night. How are we going to make sure we don't all go to jail? I know. Shh, lady, damn it, you called me out. I got to motherfuckers. I've been up there for a hot minute. I was just going to leave it up there until he knows it. For the record, that did start on this show.
Speaker: I'm just saying for the record. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We've been talking about some serious shit. No, I didn't pay attention to it. I know you weren't paying attention. That's why I got it. I was going to leave it out there and never change it until you noticed. I don't do that. Did you flash your titties? Negative.
Speaker: I ain't got no chocolate. I ain't got no. Oh. Oh yeah. Chocolate Hershey Kisses. Only women get to call me that. You shut your **** mouth. Little sexual chocolate over there. Y 'all get them. I'm done. Y 'all get them. I'm done.
Speaker: All right, man, we have four hours. Let me go put him in the bed. Oh, see, look, look, he kills the mood. We're having fun. We're hanging out. This guy, this guy. You don't have to put your kids to bed. I got a little night. I got a nine -year -old over there. It's really active. Night quote. Lead the shot. Tell her, hey, you ever heard of Little John? Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot. That makes you a bad parent. If you got a drug, your kids will let them go to sleep. Right. Well, my kids are grown, so they're just doing their own thing. That's what I know.
Speaker: Hey, look, at the end of the day, I wasn't going to go there with you. I wasn't going to go there with you, but OK, I'm I'm I'm interested. I'm curious how they came about. Me. You talk about me not paying attention to the name change. You don't pay attention to your own chat. Oh yeah, he's always paying attention to something totally different. He very rarely pays attention to this.
Speaker: Do a pay attention to the show. I don't want the small shit. All right, I'm in this my way. Y 'all ready? Hey, you know what, Helen, in all realness and for realness, I'm glad we got past the bullshit. I'm glad we were able to kind of have our moment. You are welcomed on here any time you want.
Speaker: Uh, Tony knows how to invite people. Tony has the capability of inviting people. Anytime you want to come on here, it would be awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I kind of said some things tonight. Um, cause you got peace of mind to talk about it. Yeah. Well, yeah. No, I do. Because like one of the biggest, why I'm saying things, one of the biggest people that I was worried about, not, not in a negative way or anything like that, because I didn't want to be that asshole that causes conflict was
Speaker: Yeah, I didn't want to cause conflict between y 'all, but I'm glad that we are good and we've aired our grievances and got all that bullshit out of the way and everything like that. But no, like I said, anytime you are welcomed on here, you are absolutely welcome on here anytime you want. I would love to have a woman's perspective, especially one who's
Speaker: Because a lot of times I feel like I'm the one that's kind of like chiming in and sticking up sometimes for women and stuff like that. But especially a woman who's not afraid to speak her mind. And if we know anything about how one. I had to get one in. I had to get one in. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I got it Tony. Oh shit.
Speaker: you. I'm trying to play the **** song and your **** shut up. I'm going to play this on the end of ****. Everybody stick around for after this. You're going to know. I got it. I got it. He got me twice. He got me twice. We'll be right back after this **** you. Click and all y 'all relay that name so that nobody won't tell me that. I'm going to get you off of this ****
Speaker: So Is it for sale of anyone? What's the price for being alone? And which bank do you own? And get your side when you are told
Speaker: Do you do it by the love, or do it by the money? Before I die again, the risk is okay Catch this king and you're the jester, honey Do you do it by the love, or do you do it by the money?
Speaker: Do you do it by my love? Or do it by my money? Before I die young and the waiting years of yay Cash is king and you're the guest of honey Do you do it by my love? Or do you do it by my money?
Speaker: Do you do it by the love? Do you do it by the money? Before I die on the rich get lucky Cash is key, not a chance to honey Do you do it by the love? Are you do it by the money?
Speaker: What'd I ever do before the Monday? Tony, still... Tony, you still haven't recovered. I got your ass.
Speaker: fucking come at me. Don't never come at the King. You come at the King, you better come correct son. I have more than once, that's why I'm worried. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for being here. This is actually pretty fun. This is pretty dope. Shout out to Toby and Helen for coming through. Dylan, Sadie, excuse me. Who else we got up in here? Stevie Wonder was up in here. Golf Dog was up here. Golf Dog was in here. Randy Rickey's up in here. Chris technician.
Speaker: Heavy chat, bungalow22, thank you for coming through. I think this is the first time I've ever seen you in a row. And I want to clarify something. Any ladies who are listening, actually anybody who's listening at this point, Jeeves was here. Yeah, thank you. If anyone want to come up, we'd like to invite our listeners up on the show and hang out with us. It was in the chat, honestly.
Speaker: And especially hanging out in the chat and your end of the conversation. So I know I kind of threw that out there to Helen, but I mean, it goes out because I, you know, we've talked about this in a private chat and kind of pulling the Smith was in the house for the first time as well. Remember him from Haps? I mean, cut you off. No, you're good. Oh, yeah. No, Tony, this isn't his first time up in here. He's been up in here before. Has he? Yeah, he's not been here before because I barely see Tony and I are friends on Instagram. Yeah, I'm friends with him on everything.
Speaker: Yeah, Tony and I are friends on Instagram. But no, anybody, and especially, you know, Nikki comes in from time to time, she chit chats and whatnot. But, you know, I brought it up to the guys. If we could find somebody who wasn't gonna be all about drama and all about controversy, we would like to have a female voice on the show that hung out with us during the week.
Speaker: hopefully one that we didn't inconvenience because they were, you know, time zone differences. But I mean, either way, I personally, I think it would be fun. I think it would be cool. No, no, no. She says, let me help you out. She doesn't say controversy. She says controversy. Controversy. That's what she says, controversy. I like that.
Speaker: I may start saying it that way, controversy. Shut up, Tony. I want to thank you all for being here. We will be here Monday night. Tony and I will be back. Absolutely. Tony and I will be back. Maybe Jeff will be here. I don't blame him for not being here. Dammit, Jeff. It makes too many sense. You know the door is open. He's fired. Join us Monday night when we have a chip joining the show.
Speaker: Probably have the link in chat. Like I said, anybody wants to come up, come on up. Apparently, that David's gonna see if that is about to start. Well, at least it's coming up. Heavy money on that. Thank you all for coming through, honestly. This was fun. This was dope. It was interesting. I love it. Thank you for the comments, suggestions, ideas, aspects, all that shit. If Mike was here when he comes back, that fool says, peace out, A -town down.
Speaker: Peace out, A -town down. Jeff always is. Tony D, what would you tell the people? Firstly, from the bottom of my heart, I tell everybody, there's no problem with me. I had you. I'm of a major problem. Well, there's only two things left to say, ladies and gentlemen. Give it to him. Be good. Or be good at it, baby. He's actually three. What? He's actually three.
Speaker: No, I have two things to say. You have two, but there's three things that have to be said. Well, yeah, well, yeah, I'll protect you. Be good. Or be good at it, baby. In the words of the great, first in peace, Dusty Rose. Be good at it, baby. Goodbye, motherfuckers. And the last thing is hit the button. What's in the button? Jesus Christ.
