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Speaker: Inside on the outside They are dumb and tongue -tied Oh, and a young man, what's wrong with you now? You're still in silence, you don't make a sound Love him for one time
Speaker: Her eyes might mean mine Oh, she looks up in here and smiles so bright She never saw me as they both went bright Jealousy is killing me I'm drinking poison hoping I don't choke
Speaker: Well, I am not new Well, they dance round the room and she holds them close If I think it loud enough to
Speaker: I'm drinking poison hope and I still choke Across the room I feel so alone Jealousy Jealousy Hell yeah! What's going on guys?
Speaker: Happy Saturday. Welcome to the show. Not since school nonsense. It's Glick. Hanging out with Jeff as always. I don't know where he's at. There he is. Welcome back to the show, Jeff. Apparently, he forgot we were doing a show. No, I had to go lock my door. I could hear everything you said. You can hear everything I said. Saturday. Oh, God. You can hear everything I said. You hear everything I said. Oh, God. I'm having technical difficulties over here.
Speaker: Lord almighty. I'm fucking everything up. That's what I'm doing Anywho, as I said Welcome to the show. I'm click hanging out with Jeff as always. Hopefully you guys had a good week Hopefully y 'all got to enjoy some college football if you're a college football fan like myself Lord knows I did we are live on YouTube Haps TV Facebook and Twitch all at nonsense nonsense
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Speaker: And, uh, if you'd like to email us, we do have an email account, not that it ever gets used other than for junk Jeff spam, but spam, I do say that you can email us at nonsense. Good nonsense podcast at gmail .com. Hey, go, man. Look at you. Even in my condition. You probably didn't see the title of the show. Did you? Oh, I did. I did. I thought
Speaker: Despite the way I said his jabs in one way or another, despite the way I sound, despite the way I sound, I am not the one with COVID. The one with COVID is the one and only motherfucker Jeffrey Esquire Hawk. My wife got it.
Speaker: Um, she knows, well, she's in the hotels every day. So she probably got some fucking tourists and, um, she got it and she came home. Um, about a week ago and she's like, I don't feel well. And she gave me her symptoms. I was like, Oh, that's cause you're carrying a book bag. She's saying her back hurt and her arms hurt. And I'm like, well, you carry a book bag. It weighs 45 pounds. What do you expect? And, and then she got worse and.
Speaker: Uh, two days ago, she got a COVID test and she was positive. And well, during that time we had done some things. So I was like, yep, I'm pretty much going to get it. And I'm in the very beginning stages of having it. I did test positive the other day. So as you, as you told me, I have taken my preventative measures.
Speaker: I'm not going to say it because you're going to count them. So I did take a preventative. You're going to say it. Oh, you know, you're going to say it. You're going to say it at least. But I also. You know, they gave me injections to take and I be broken. I was close, wasn't it? You know, you know what? There's a new feature on anchor and Spotify when I upload the the.
Speaker: podcast that I can do a poll and I can do a ask a question for the audience. So this week I'm gonna put a poll on the broadcast the over under of you saying that word. That's not gonna happen. I'm not gonna say it. No I haven't been tested yet pops. Pops you got a top ten to the list tonight. That was a curious question.
Speaker: I was curious if Pops had something ready because I barely got something ready. I've been so wiped out that my movie The Week became the first five seconds of four different movies I started.
Speaker: Cause I kept passing out, but I finally watched something today that pops pops it. Oh yeah. Which means he's scrambling right now. Well, the good news for pops is after last week, he set the bar really low for himself. So the only way there's only one way and it's up at this point, unless he goes really even lamer.
Speaker: which I unless he he top 10 Twilight movies which I mean that's probably the documentary that you watch tonight no actually the documentary and like I said I know you're gonna make fun but it is relevant it's a Britney versus Spears here comes Brit Britney versus Spears
Speaker: Britney Spears versus her pop. Oh, yeah, the whole free Britney. Yeah. Well, she has lost her ever loving fucking mind. No. Well, here's the thing. Basically, 13 years ago, her pop set up a conservatory ship, which means he's in charge of everything. Oh, no, Mark. I don't copy everything. Like she did a five years in Vegas.
Speaker: And during that five years, you know how much she personally was able to spend during that time? Well, she didn't even want to do it. She had to. No, that was the second one. She was going to do two. When she did her. When she was there.
Speaker: This pop said it's the top 10 worst pickup lines. When she was there, she didn't want to do it, but she had no choice in the matter. And if she didn't get any of her money from it, it's just like it just came out recently. Well, the crazy thing is, is her pos took payments of $16 ,000 a month plus a million dollar bonus. And she got an allowance of $8 ,000 a month. Grand total, the Spears account was paid $35 million.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. And. But she also. Good news is she is now back in charge of her own shit as of two days ago.
Speaker: and she's lost her ever loving fucking mind but not only that but she was not allowed to get pregnant like her dad would not allow her to get pregnant so she had that well he ran out like four or five boyfriends including one of them whatever that birth yeah that whatever that birth control that they put up inside is IED or ID I
Speaker: IUD whatever the hell it is. Yeah, she wasn't allowed to take that out and she was not allowed to get married. Hence the reason, as soon as the new ruling came down and she was essentially free, IUD. Yeah, thanks pops. She got engaged to this, her boyfriend that she's been with for a long ass time now. I know way more about this subject. Well, I literally just watched the documentary.
Speaker: Um, during the conservatorship, the guy that she was dating, which I think is the guy she's engaged to now, um, pops ran her off, ran him off. And then she got engaged to her manager after dating him for a couple months. And that guy put it on the conservatory ship and her dad stayed on the conservatory ship. And then they broke up and that guy got removed from conservatorship.
Speaker: but the documentary interesting as fuck and it's it's it's blatant they they literally when you do a concern like if I did a conservatory ship on you saying Chris is not fit there's a five -day period where you have to be told hey Jeff's gonna be holding on to your money he's gonna run everything in your life where you can contest it and uh
Speaker: She was never given that because the guy she was dating was quote -unquote a bad influence and not putting her in her right mind. So she didn't end the five -day period. And the craziest thing about these conservatory ships is let's say you want to contest it halfway through or after it's already in.
Speaker: you get you can't just grab any lawyer you have to get a lawyer that is paid by the conservatory ship and the conservatory ship chooses if that guy gets paid or not so that guy comes up with a stink he's not getting paid so basically all the powers in dad's hands it was it was it's fucked up like literally I don't really
Speaker: I'm not like a Britney Spears fan, but the concept of the conservatorship I was interested in. You can go to her Instagram page and see her naked. Yeah, well, barely. No, she was naked. Really? I'll have to look again. Yeah. But yeah, so she's been free. She's been. She's so crazy, man. She's she's like. I like him a little crazy. Yeah, she's a lot crazy, man.
Speaker: The lights are on, but nobody's home. $60 million. I can deal with a lot of crazy. Yeah. That's what she's worth. But like it was weird. Like she couldn't she couldn't take a shit without like if she wanted to spend go get a hamburger with her boyfriend. We had to ask dad. And then wait 45 minutes to an hour for him to say yes or no.
Speaker: Yeah. That's ridiculous. I mean, the chick is, the chick is like your age. So, so before you go drink that next beer, Chris, you're going to have to ask me and wait 45 minutes before me to tell you yes or no. Yeah, but this is the difference. I'm not actually crazy. So if, well, I don't, I'm not worth $60 million or either, but the first time somebody tells me I can't do something and they have complete and total control over me.
Speaker: They're going to wind up in a river with a knife stuck in the side of their head. Well, the one part of this. Oh, my bad. I don't know what I was thinking. I have no control over my facilities or my faculties. One part of the 13 years, they they literally took her out to help make her happy again and took her out in the middle of nowhere where her car was.
Speaker: and let her drive her car for 45 minutes by herself. Like she couldn't drive her car. And I was like, you know, it's amazing that she didn't run that car into a fucking pole on purpose. Just be like, fuck it, I'm done with it. Yeah, exactly. And the other way to get her, he kept saying he was going to take her kids away. Like it was fucked up, dude. But it's an interesting documentary. It's definitely worth the watch.
Speaker: Well, I unfortunately watch that documentary and you don't want to punch punch Britney Spears dad in the face. Something's wrong with you. And and everybody involved, it's literally nobody wants to go against the gravy train. That's the problem. Because everybody that was that was, you know, working for this conservatorship was getting paid like a lot.
Speaker: Jeff watched the Furlough recap for those who were just joining in. Jeff watched that Britney Spears free Britney documentary. It's called Spears. Yeah. Um, like I said, unfortunately, I know way more about that than I ever wanted to, uh, way before. Well, well, because I listened to, um,
Speaker: you know, talk radio pretty much all day. Okay. Yeah. And they, they, they, it's in the news. So, and they talked about it a lot. And then of course they made fun of it and made fun of Brittany and her whole entire backwoods inbred ridiculous family. Oh, well, she was forced to give her brother a $2 million apartment. I'm like, look, here's 200 bucks. Go fucking find your place. Go find yourself a job.
Speaker: Well, that all came about when she had that fucking complete mental breakdown, man. I think that's when the script server story started. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like, that's what, when she completely lost her mind and had that complete breakdown, that's about the time it all happened. Yeah. Well, I, my thought behind that was K fed literally waked and baked. Uh, which is one of the reasons she divorced him. And then on top of that,
Speaker: Uh, you gotta understand that chick is quote unquote on top of the world as it comes to celebrities. And she can't go anywhere. If you watch the documentary, she's literally spends 20 minutes getting out of a parking spot.
Speaker: Well, it's like that. It's like our cars surrounding. Yeah, it's like that with a lot of celebrities. I mean, yeah, you can you can easily YouTube or Google videos of celebrities being hounded by paparazzi or news. Yes. Oh, my fucking that that whole damn TMZ show is all that's about is their fucking obnoxious ass reporters. I told my wife I would be the worst celebrity ever because I would have so much debt
Speaker: Because the first time the paparazzi come up with me like that, I unload a full paintball gun full of paint. Well, no. Because I can't use the bullets. I just get you in trouble. But I would paintball the shit out of these motherfuckers. Yeah, I don't like the kid, but I respect the way he handles like fans and paparazzi and stuff like that. Justin Bieber. They watch videos on the way he deals with people.
Speaker: Cause he, he kind of comes off a little dickish, but not completely. Like there was a video where there was a whole bunch of like girls hanging outside of his apartment. And he was like, look, this is where I live with my wife. You can't just be all day. He's like, you just can't hang out here all day long because it's extremely rude to me. And like he put them in the place.
Speaker: But he did it in the right way. Like me, I did the asshole turning on the sprinklers. I pulled Mr. Burns, I pulled Mr. Burns, release the hounds. Yeah, exactly. Well, no, but I would totally be the guy. The fans, that's a whole other ballgame. I'm talking about the paparazzi, these motherfuckers, like literally, they're praying for you to actually bump them with your car.
Speaker: Yeah, because they know they're gonna get fucking paid but yet they're they're so close They got their front for their foot underneath the tire your car hoping you pull And it's like I would literally be the guy in my big fuck -off truck Cranking up let the bodies hit the floor and then roasting the tires say you boys better move because I'm about to fly
Speaker: I don't know. I think I would have too much fun with the paparazzi if I was famous and I was a celebrity. Like walk out my front door and a robe with nothing else underneath of it. Show this on your show. Oh, that's right. You have to say it's right. I say good morning and he says salud.
Speaker: You just have like beer canons or something. I wouldn't mind being a little famous. Yeah. But I don't want to be that famous. Yeah. I'd have like beer canons and shoot beers to the paparazzi and stuff. If you're hanging outside the house, you're getting drunk. Well, I'm into that. Who's getting alcohol poisoning tonight? Yeah. You already got me now.
Speaker: Yeah, but yeah, I just don't I don't I I'm pretty sure well one of the things I would first do is have you seen that there's a there's a guy called Kip K on YouTube he does
Speaker: He does like gadgets that you could make from other gadgets. And he showed how to make glasses that block you from the paparazzi using infrared lights. So it literally just looks like regular glasses. But when the camera picks it up, it blurs out your face. I would totally rock those day and night. Like, go ahead, take my fucking picture. You won't be able to prove it's me. I mean, why don't you? You'd just be angry all the time. I would just have fun with it.
Speaker: I would have way too much fun with it. Yeah. Well, I think I think at first I would have fun with it. But but to the point where what they what they literally do is harassment. Most of the time, but you know who they're not going to harass and bother and annoy and become obnoxious with. The guy who has fun with them now, the guy who the guy who is.
Speaker: got Zed in his front yard on a Tuesday at six o 'clock in the morning shooting. If you were famous, they'd be taking pictures. You passed out on your front lawn. Like there looks out there drunk again. Well, it must be Wednesday. Well, this is also very true too. After about the fifth week in a row of you being famous and you're passed out drunk in your yard every night for five weeks, they're like,
Speaker: Yeah, we're gonna stop covering this guy because he just does the same thing every night. His shit face is drunk and passes out. This is boring. It was fun. It was fun for the first month, but now we're just kind of bored. And Zeke, either way. He's kind of sad. Either way. Either way, it's a weird one. He's like the next Amy Whitehouse. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, but either way, it's a win. They don't bother me. And then I just go back to being normal. I'm not drinking every night. I'm not passed out in the lawn. And they're like, see me in a restaurant. They're like, wait a minute. I'm working on it. I would totally one of the first people I would employ if I was rich and famous would be a makeup artist. I make me look like fucking somebody else.
Speaker: What's that, what's that, uh, like big mama from big mama's house where her Martin Lawrence dresses up like you can, you can, you can buy those silicone mask and everything that go over top and they look real as shit. So that's what I'm saying. I would totally rock those daily. I'm like, I want to go pick up a burger by myself. I don't want to be followed.
Speaker: get my fat girl suit. Again, if I was going to get a burger and they were following me, I'd be like, who all wants a burger?
Speaker: You can't give them anything. You want to give them ammo. You want to give them fuel. The only thing they're going to get out of me is a good time. They're going to be like, well, this is boring. You know? He's not doing anything. That's probably true. He's not doing anything. He's drinking and going to McDonald's at 3 o 'clock in the morning. I also don't understand the obsession with celebrities like that.
Speaker: because I don't read people magazine. I don't, yeah, once again, I, I could care less what Johnny Depp does on his day off. The movies are watching. Yeah. Well, people do care. I mean, people do care. I mean, it's the same thing that it's the same thing that people get pissed off because of a celebrity's, uh, political view, you know, there's a lot of celebrities that don't have the same political beliefs that I do, but I don't give a damn.
Speaker: If you're an actor, if you're an actor and you make good movies, continue making good movies. I don't give a damn what your political beliefs are. Rock. You don't make good movies or shut the fuck up. Go back to wrestling, you jabroni. Well, as you stated, all the rock movies are basically the same.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Once you've seen two rock movies, you've seen all the rocks movies. You know, they're good for what they are. But anyways, you know, or or an athlete, John Cena movie, The Cockblockers. That movie was fucking hilarious. I haven't seen it yet, but I heard it's fucking hilarious. There's a new one. John Cena's got a new movie on. Prime or Hulu or something is called Vacation Friends.
Speaker: I saw the preview for it and I was like, oh my God, I gotta see this movie. Because he's like, at one point he's like, you're not supposed to use these when you're drunk. Put that on your head. He's got 45. It's like, it's a 1911 Colt. Put that glass on his head. Watch this. He's fucking hammered. That looks fucking hilarious.
Speaker: Basically, if I lived in Ohio, I would be the black guy in this movie. Yeah. Come on, Jeff. Let's party. Let's get drunk. We have to work tomorrow.
Speaker: Oh, come on. Just hold this beer on your head. You ever heard of William Dell? I just know. No, but that movie looks fucking amazing. But that the John Cena movie, The Cockwalkers, he comes in his wife's room and he's he's got a thong in his hands. He's like, oh, baby.
Speaker: like, you need to wear this more often. He starts putting in his mouth and she's like, that's not mine. That's your daughter's. He's like, oh my. He's like, oh, he's got his mouth like he's a dog and shit. He's like, that's your daughter's. He's like, wait, what? Yeah, no, like, like I said, I think I honestly could care less, you know, uh, too much about celebrities. I get more wrapped up in athletes than I do like celebrities and stuff.
Speaker: But, you know, not even like, not even wrapped up in their personal life, just their like sports related stuff.
Speaker: You know, I'm something I don't care about Colin Kaepernick's political view and that he wanted to make a stand and this that and the other thing and he wanted to make a statement. You are a garbage fucking quarterback. That's why you're not in the NFL. It's not because you're it's not because you're a half white or half black kid that grew up in a rich neighborhood with white parents. You know, it doesn't know the first thing about he has a multi million dollars and and
Speaker: And now he wants to talk about, you know, that he's a press bitch, please. Yeah. He wouldn't know the first thing about that. I'm really oppressed because I ain't got no money grew up in a white in a, in a rich white neighborhood with a rich family went to a rich school. I think he went to what Stanford or.
Speaker: and then he went to the NFL. Oh my god, you poor bastard. You are a terrible **** quarterback. That's why I don't like you. You had one good season and then you were trash. Shut up. I don't care about you because you couldn't stand it. Couldn't stand for something. Yeah. Oh my gosh. I can hear my kids yelling already. Yeah.
Speaker: It's because with my wife not here, my, my brother -in -law thinks he's in charge and he's telling the kids to do something that they don't want to do. So they're screaming for me. I was like, you know what? I'm busy. Yeah. Well, again, I said, well, I, I, you know, as I said earlier, get on your wife, you're home with COVID. The kids are there and she goes out to party. Yeah, exactly. That's a, that's a.
Speaker: Well, even though she tested negative this morning when she took her test, she has to take a full 15 days off. I think Summer only had to take 10 days off. Well, they told her 15 to 20. She has to have like three negative tests. I'm like, well, there's no point taking another one until I'm getting a negative test.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. So, whatever. But, oh my God. I don't know. I probably do have COVID in all honesty. I should go get tested. Well, literally, I can tell you the symptoms I have now. It literally feels like Joe Pesci in Casino where he puts that guy's head in a vice, but instead of the head, it's the entire body.
Speaker: Everybody has just different symptoms with it. You know what I mean? It's not like the flu or anything like that, where, you know, if you got the flu and then your wife gets the flu and the kids get the flu, you guys are all basically. I'll be right back. Have the, you got to go beat your kids. Don't lie. You want that too. So.
Speaker: but I'll probably go get a test tomorrow and do it. I gotta go for a chicken. I'm gonna go scream at my kids while my mic is still hot. I don't know if you're still in here, Pops. You got your list ready. We can go ahead and get ready to bring you in. Your list and your fancy ass headset. There goes my voice. It's been coming and going the last couple of days. So this should be interesting enough.
Speaker: It'll probably be completely fucking shot by tomorrow, but who knows? I'm back. I don't know if you can hear me. I'd go for our chicken. Shut the fuck up! Yeah, pretty much. That's some aggressive chicken frying. Yeah, well, sometimes you gotta go, you gotta go. No, like I said, my daughter is literally, nobody's bothering her. She's just sitting in a room screaming for me.
Speaker: because some do something and it's like I'm busy what the hell do you want and then she stands there like and I'm like what what yeah I get nothing so it's like you know what I'm busy I don't hear you were fine 30 seconds ago and it this always happens right after I go live right after we go live this is the shit that goes down it's like you guys have zero respect
Speaker: Yeah, that's, that's my kids used to be like that. Like, um, not so much when I would go, I've already think, but they'd, uh, they'd all be hanging out, being good, having fun, you know, whatever, doing whatever. And then the moment I would get on a, uh, get a phone call or get on a phone, it would just like flip a switch where they would just go into complete D basketball. Yeah. Mm -hmm.
Speaker: I don't know if uh I don't know if we brought this up Wednesday. I don't think we did. I'll bring it up in news actually. Never mind. I'll bring it up in news tonight. It's it's sports related. Oh, man. We got the COVID -19 little banner underneath our our video. Nice. Because I tested positive. So, I
Speaker: because I put because I put in the title Guess Who Got Covid? And then I also use the hashtag Covid. We're not we're not debating it. We're not fighting about it. It's just Jeff has it. Yeah. Yeah. But speaking of speaking of fucking Facebook. Yes. You said you got into it with them. Well, so, you know, I understand sometimes if we use music, that's. You know, Alan Jackson in our
Speaker: you know Rodney Carrington or whatever and they mute our broadcast. But I've been really getting pissed off lately because they'll mute the show and thankfully they don't do it while we're alive. They wait until after you know we're done and everything. But you know I've been doing really good at making sure that I'm only using Blacktop
Speaker: I'm going to go ahead and bring pops in. So we'll roll into a stop 10 once I get done. But so the other day I got the notification that Thursday, Thursday morning, because I was off Thursday and they
Speaker: They had muted Wednesday nights broadcast. Yeah, I got a whole bunch of conversations. Yeah, and a whole bunch of countries, not none of them being America, whatever. But I disputed it. Well, in the dispute, you were able to list the you could you could comment back and I was like, look, assholes.
Speaker: I legitimately have permission from the fucking band, personally. Like they said, we can use their music, so stop muting our shit.
Speaker: And there were some other choice words and other stuff in there. It was first thing in the morning and I hadn't had my Pepsi and I was a little bit aggravated to say the least. And like 10 minutes later, I got it like a little automated more than likely. Sorry for the inconvenience with your video, blah, blah, blah, but all sounds have been restored.
Speaker: I was like, well, don't fucking mute it again, you silly sons of bitches. Jesus Christ. Maybe one day we'll be fortunate enough to get Matt and them on there. And I can get Matt dropping a line saying, hey, Facebook, they can use our fucking music. Assholes. Shut up. Shut up.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: $100. Yeah, fancy. See, mine's got two headphones. No, this is a trucker thing. I get it. Nice national seating. Mine just goes in my ear. And it was 20. I do. I do have earbuds.
Speaker: I find earbuds hurt my ears, so I don't wear them. That's probably because much like the rest of you, you have tiny little ear holes. I do. I do. It literally feels like I'm being stabbed in my ear, so I have to wear them. I have the complete opposite problem. My earbuds won't stay in. Like, if I'm just sitting here, and we're just doing the show, I still have to... I have to force a man to the point where I can't hear anything else, even with a moss.
Speaker: I still have to pay $25 for mine and I got them at Best Buy and they fit pretty good. Yeah. Now these ones actually the ones I got mine at Best Buy too, but I get everything from Best Buy. There's a there's a kit you can buy that's like a jealous goo that you put in your ear and then take it out five minutes later and then it becomes solid and fits your ear perfectly.
Speaker: So it's like a mole. After I got my best buy credit card, that's pretty much where I buy everything at now. Yeah. Yeah. That's the last thing I need. Jeff, you should go get a best buy credit card. No, no, no, no. Cause I will have all the cool toys, but I will never have any money ever again. Well, just don't pay for it. You get two credit cards.
Speaker: You buy everything I want and then when your bill comes, you pay it off. Pay everything off with the other one. You got a free card. I know people like that. That's what I should do actually. Yeah. Your grandpa used to be like that. Alexander used to do that. Yeah. Well, credit cards in Mexico are a lot different. I have a I have a credit card for a store called
Speaker: If you don't pay your bill, the cartel comes and takes a limb. No, no, actually I have a credit card for a store called Coppell and I've used it once. And I know it's there, but I never go into that store because I know I'll spend more. And the problem is that store actually costs twice as much than it does everywhere else because it's a credit store. Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that happened. So it's like, it's like a errands or something like that.
Speaker: Well, you know, had Bob not got locked up for stealing fish sticks and, hey Joe, and pasta, then you could have gone to Bob's warehouse in Poryum. Well, which is basically where I got the mic. There's a company down here called Stearns and Stearns is basically like a radio shack.
Speaker: and they make everything
Speaker: it's like no we don't it's like uh yeah we still have a few of them yeah it's it's it's like um very few and far between but they're still they're still radio shacks around there was one down in charleston i want the radio shack from like the 80s where you go and you buy a bunch of different components and you make something out of it they don't yeah that's how this yeah well that was gonna say that's how the radio shack was down in charleston the other reason i know that is because they were one of my customers but it was like the only one within like 150 miles
Speaker: Any more Radio Shack is basically just a toy store for big boy toys. Who's got the podcast on in the background with the volume up? I'm pretty sure that's Dad. Must be Joanne. You can hear her. We're getting those feedback. Not when they're hearing you.
Speaker: It's very low, it's more like a mumble. You can totally tell something's on in the background, like when my wife watches TV, we're doing that. Well, no, when your wife is watching TV and she has it louder than my soundbar, and it makes me feel like I'm back at that concert. And I'm outside with the door closed. Yeah. I'll move. I will get up and I'll get out of it. I'll move.
Speaker: Oh, it's no big deal. It's very, it's very. Turn that shit off. Turn that shit off. He gets canceled. Actually, he gets murdered live on our podcast. Our podcast. Coming from the top of the screen. Like, oh, shit. Oh, shit. Live murder on a podcast. Hey.
Speaker: This would be cool if she left me. Look at this. That's definitely cool. Look at this. What? Shut up, she's gone. Look at this shit. I haven't seen it yet. I got a whole minute delay before I can see it. She's got a big ass computer monitor with a webcam on it and a laptop and everything. Yeah, that's what I need. That's a set. Wait a minute. Yeah. Let's start small, Jeff. Let's just get you a laptop. This damn thing here is...
Speaker: Whatever. You better be careful. You're going to open that up and her screen savers told me a picture of her boyfriend. I heard some giant cock. Like, that's not mine. That is way too big. No. Yeah, that's a setup I need. I need a decent. I need to. Fucking I need to give me a laptop.
Speaker: I'm waiting. She got the last time I'm waiting for Christmas during high season when we got money flowing in like crazy. Yeah. Right now. So we're we're getting by and using savings. Yeah. Like I said, start out small. Here. Here. Get the lab out first. That's somebody comes on. Yes. She's got this. They're they're connected. Damn. And then it
Speaker: I'm just. I haven't set up for work, but you flip. Oh, now it's on again. No input signal is you hit the mouse video cable. Fucking old people technology. No, you flip up the laptop, turns on. Then this thing comes on. Yeah, that's because they're connected. Yeah, now she's got this damn day here. Whoa. So cool.
Speaker: Yeah, right. Old old old people in technology doesn't take much to impress pops. No, it really doesn't turn this on. This one turns on. Look at that. Get the power button and it works. Hey, also smart phone. You got a smart phone about as good as I'm going to go. Yeah, you and me both. I don't shit like that drives me insane.
Speaker: Wait a minute, I do have... What was that, John? I do have... I do have it, I wonder, where is my... My grasp of technology is not very far. What did you do with it? Did you just have a stroke? Yeah, I just pretty much said my smartphone was about as good as I get.
Speaker: Yeah. You, you, you had a, uh, a Biden moment over there. Like my, my, my, my smart, my smartphone. Yeah. My smartphone and then cheese curls and do diddly daddies and, uh, well, uh, yeah.
Speaker: sick i'm a lot of man yeah i'm allowed to have them come on man
Speaker: Like someone because you hate someone else What would you even care what's going on you're in Mexico
Speaker: You know what, you sound like my wife, Scott. And I'll say to you what I say to her, fuck you. I find it entertaining. I want to actually move to Mexico, become a Mexican citizen, then sneak across the border. Well, right now you can do it because they got people crossing and then coming back for tacos and then go back again.
Speaker: Well, this has been a fantastic show for the night. We're going to go ahead and close out and we'll see you guys Wednesday night. Oh yeah, I got my lips. Both of you got my lips, too. Hold on a second. I got my lips. All right. Jeff, I really wish you'd email this to me and make my life easier. I know. I know. What are you going to do? You got the good one? We got you. All right. I don't know where the hell they're at now, Jeff.
Speaker: The third and the last one I sent you. The last one I sent you. We talked too damn much. I know that's the problem. I tried to show my wife something you sent me a while back and I was like, hold on, I gotta find it. Four hours later, I'm like, yeah, I found it. Back in the ranch. My grandma Gordy's beating off the ending. Grandpa Gordy is in the back.
Speaker: So it's your time to shine. Give us your top 10. Give us the top 10, Mr. I Drive the Doorway for no reason. Hey, I drove it all day today? Well, for no reason. I got my answer. Hey, if anybody's interested, I'm going to have me a GoFundMe page so you can help me buy my fuels.
Speaker: Well, we can, we can start a, we can start a GoFundMe page for you. Another podcast started a, another podcast started a GoFundMe for one of their contributors to the show. No, I need a new motorcycle.
Speaker: I'm going to start a GoFundMe, put pops in a home GoFundMe. Duran will be the first contributor. I got 35 grand right here. Shit, we don't need that much. I was just going to throw them in the shed in the backyard somewhere. That's all. Yeah, well with 35 grand, you build a whole new shed.
Speaker: Hey, I raised it up just a little bit Some of this shit. Yeah, you need to see some of the pictures this shit Because this is well send them to me post them on Facebook. I
Speaker: Yeah. Very good. All right. Hey, this is going to be good. This is the top 10 best sex physicians. Are you ready for this? Nice. Some of this is really strange. First one, number 10, edge of the bed. I do like the edge of the bed. You like the edge of the bed?
Speaker: I like where she's on the edge of the bed and you're standing up. Yeah, when I'm standing up, my bed is the perfect fucking height for it. And that bench I built, I said, there's a reason why I built certain things, certain heights. That doesn't work out for people who are over five, six. When you're four, when you're four foot six, when you're four foot six, that works perfectly. Exactly.
Speaker: It looks normal, but everybody knows what that is. I do like that. I'm just too old. No, that's a good little... No, because like I said, if the bed is the right height and where she meets my hips, I'm good. I could go there all night. But if it's too high or too low, it starts to hurt my back either way. Or my calves, because I have to go over my toes.
Speaker: Okay. Number nine. Number two. Number nine. I was going to say, how did you go from 10 to nine? We had a serious glitch. Number nine is KAT. What did we say? KAT. Yeah. We need more explanation than that. Kontel alignment.
Speaker: technique. It is, are you having sex or going to a chiropractor? I was going to say, no, you're going to have a texture test. It is, or cat is per pendant penetrative sex position designed to stimulate the clitoris. It is a modified missionary position. This is fucking weird.
Speaker: where women have her legs together and the man has his apart. The man then uses his legs to move his entire body. When done correctly in this position. I've done that. Okay. No, I get what you're saying is basically she lays down on her back and instead of her spreading her legs, she spreads the legs long enough for you to get in.
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And then your legs are on the opposite side of where they were going. Yeah, she keeps her legs closed. Oh, I see what it is. Yeah, it's like reverse missionary. So you're still on top, but her legs are closed and you're inside. When done correctly, this position should. Oh, you see it?
Speaker: It looks like this picture was taken in like 1982. Somebody's got 70s Bush. No, no, no, no, no. They're fully clothed. Oh, OK. Yeah, man. This is just the window correctly. This position should move the woman's moms for Venus, mom's Venus.
Speaker: This gets the flat tissue covering the pelvic bone over the shaft of her erectile tissue, which lies under the skin. Yeah, it is technical. Basically, if it's done right, it hits all the good spots. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. We're not A3. We're not A3. We don't need the Latin terms.
Speaker: you're confused 90 % of our audience including the host yeah no we had number yeah we had nine wait a minute wait a minute number eight number eight number eight number and this doesn't sound bad the amazon
Speaker: Basically, me having sex with my wife because she's taller than me. You have sex with any woman. You have sex with any woman. You have sex with any woman. You have sex with any woman. You have sex with any woman. You have sex with any woman. You have sex with any woman. You have sex with any woman. You have sex with any woman. You have sex with any woman. You have sex with any woman. You have sex with any woman. You have sex with any woman. You have sex with any woman. You have sex with any woman. You have sex with any woman. You have sex with any woman. You have sex with any woman.
Speaker: Yeah, but it pays off and pays off for the woman by offering lots of control to get into the Amazon position on his back, brings his knees to his chest. The woman squats down onto him with her leg, with his leg trapped over her variation of this position includes reverse women positioning.
Speaker: and I'm not talking about pegging her, but you like to look at Jeff, but that's what this position is referred to in porn site. If you go to XNXX and you put in female fox male, that's what you're going to get. You're going to get a bunch of pegging videos. No, you're going to get that. You're going to get that because essentially what it is is basically it's, it's, you know how you take your, if you take your wife's legs and put them up on your shoulders or whatever. Right.
Speaker: or having her news over her apartment
Speaker: It's essentially the woman's doing the same thing to you. But you also have to have a large, large member. There. That's the Amazon. So we're out. Yeah. That's what I said. It's basically you're crumpled up into like on your back with your legs up to your knees. Yeah. And that's the Amazon position. Yeah. It takes a full minute for me to see it. Yeah.
Speaker: Basically she's fucked. Yeah, basically she she's fucking you if you were Like in this, you know, so she's not paying you but she's oh, yeah Yeah, the Amazon is basically what I was saying now. I've seen it now. It's it just looks Leave it to Jeff to think he's the expert. No, no, no, no. I'm not saying the picture I don't think I can pull it off. My dick's not big enough. I
Speaker: I was going to say, I'm way too short for that. But I will show my wife this section of the podcast. Like, hey, we don't try this. What? For you to lay off your back, you lazy fuck. My back will not allow me to do that. Also, dependent upon your partner, because some women are lazy and don't really want to do a whole lot of work. So that requires a lot of work on their part. That does look like a lot of work for both of you. That do's looks like a lot of work. Yes. That's my COVID talking.
Speaker: All right, we're ready for number seven. Yeah. Number seven is Sunday afternoon. All right, bring it up. This is kind of bring up the picture while you read it too. So by the time you get to the description, I can see it here. There's going to make you I was going to make you work. There's the picture. I got the picture.
Speaker: All right, well, let's come up. I have a full minute delay. You can start to explain it. I'm going to have them send me all the pictures. The ease of this position inspires, inspires its pleasant name. And, uh, and it's another great choice for full access to the clitoris. This position is a variation of an X position.
Speaker: like scissors specifically, the man lies on his side, the woman lies on her back. She puts her legs over his hips and the other can wrap around the lower leg and pull him closer. Also known as she's still sleeping and I'm gonna get me a piece. That's right, Jeff. Just desperate.
Speaker: Yeah, that's like when she wakes up in the morning, she's like, oh, just get it over with. I'm like, all right, here, let me just lay down that. I would easily have to say my wife and I've done that one. Hey, why? Did I think about the picture? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I was going to say. The Amazon, not even close. No, I want them to tip it.
Speaker: I was going to say, I was going to say, Hey Pops, did you research this top 10 list? But I don't want to answer to that. We could discuss this because then they'd make my son all embarrassed.
Speaker: but it's okay. I don't know that you guys have, I mean, it'd be a fool to think about, oh, my parents don't have sex. But when we talk about, when we talk about it, it's just like, oh, gross. Yeah. I could care less personally. I think it's not gonna get any worse than joint sitting here for 20 minutes. Um, describing, yeah. Describing my thing and talking about my thing.
Speaker: It's nigga greed. When did you do that? When you showed up when I took that gun, you had to go on over. And she was talking about his vape. She couldn't remember the word vape, so she's like, his thing. You know, his thing. Now I remember. Usually I don't remember a lot when I go over there for some stupid reason. I don't know why. I need all the alcohol. That could be wrong. No.
Speaker: Maybe because you are shit faced. Yeah. When ain't I when I'm around it? No. Hey. It's a quick thing, OK? Number six. Number six. Actually, this is number five. Somehow, no, we screwed up. You screwed up. No, I wasn't even trying to put up. Here you go. There's a picture of it. Wait a minute. There's a picture. All right.
Speaker: Well, that's coming up. There's a picture. This is called the pirate bounty. Yeah. Nice. I like the name already. This is for couples or something outside the norm. It allows for both penetration and insect. Words are hard. Total clitoris stimulation. So it.
Speaker: A big win -win. To get into this position, the woman lies down on her back and man kneels. She places one leg on her partner's shoulder and the other around his thigh. Some add cushioning for the woman, like a pillow. Like a lift. Give it a little lift.
Speaker: No, the pirates bounty. Summer. Summer, where are you at? No, no, no, no. The pirates bounties are pretty normal. We're in the middle. That's one of the mill kind of stuff. I mean, you know, that's a very with somebody for so long. Well, it's yeah. So it's not like well, Jeff, you just made it sound like, you know, I mean, it's basically missionary. I've been with the same bitch for 20 years when you've been with somebody for so long.
Speaker: can make the experience even better.
Speaker: you try out new things you don't know their names you're like let's try this hey this works i still inside you right yeah okay let's get this on i haven't been with summer that long but we've done a lot of different positions i just know that one right there would you the next thing about that one right there was with that with you have with her you having her one leg up in the air with that one leg you can push her up so you can
Speaker: get a different spot or slide it. Yeah, slide it sideways or let it down. Yeah, there's yeah, that's it's like driving them. It's like driving the stick shit. That's reverse. Get out of there. I said it was my birthday present. It's my birthday.
Speaker: surprise. I'll do what I want. Wait a minute. Surprise. That's where you scream. Surprise. We're going to we're going to play we're going to play Oz. You remember that prison show back in the day? I've never seen it. You know, I've always seen bits and pieces of it. What's that?
Speaker: I see pops in the kitchen, but I don't see pops. OK, there he is. Oh, he's got all the old Forge. Oh, speaking of you fucking prick, you came over here last weekend and then you just left all your shit laying around your bottle in my bedroom, shot glass, a cup, your pocket. Well, I mean, yeah, but you still you just left all your shit.
Speaker: I hear the sound effects of what's going on versus what I see. I see him pulling the bottle out as he's moving around the ice. And it sounded like he just dropped like 14 things until I realized I'm right. It's not like we're recording a podcast. It's not like we're right in the middle.
Speaker: I could turn around and say, I gotta go fry a chicken, but you know what? No, people, I'm showing you what I'm doing. You don't like it? You don't like it? Right in the middle of your top 10. Top 10's supposed to last all of like 10 minutes tops. He's like, I'm gonna stretch this one to 25, because I'm gonna take me a drink. What am I gonna make? Because I'm important.
Speaker: Fucking mixologist. You guys drive me to drive. Pops the mixologist over here. Hey, how you doing? I'm glad you have me on your podcast. I break this ice with an ice pack. Going for more drinks. All right, I'm back. All right, number five.
Speaker: Number five, we had the pirate bounty. This is easy. This is, this is simple. Here we go. See that one. All right. Know that one very well. That this is that summer's birthday, mastery, mastery, kneeling. Why it's called that? I don't know. Most people know this one.
Speaker: This version of the woman on top doesn't ask for much physical effort. That's my kind of sex. I was going to say, that's the best one. Well, they're saying not much physical effort from her. Oh, that's just a man. That's not the guy. That's couch sex. We call that couch sex. Yeah. That's summer birthday sex because she got up here in the sundress and we didn't have any kids here. So we use the couch. But it gives her control and him
Speaker: access to her clitoris and breasts. The man and woman faces each other in this position. With him sitting and her in his lap kneeling with her legs outside this position allows for lots of various variety. I do have a comment on this position.
Speaker: don't
Speaker: Well, little Sally, have you been a good girl this year? Seems like you've been a very good girl. And this one here, and number, what is this, number four? I don't know, is this number four? Yeah, number four. Yeah, number four. Yeah, this, this, you know, don't need no explanation. Don't need, no, I'll show you the picture. You probably already know what it is. There we go there. Wait a minute. Nope, nope. There you go.
Speaker: That way, there's no picture. There's a picture. Oh yeah, doggy style. I was going to say, I was wondering when that was going to come up. No explanation for that one. We just... Doggy's awesome. The dogs are stuck together. Yeah, exactly. Throw the water on them. Yeah. Doggy is really good for the surprise.
Speaker: Yeah, it is. That's when she bends over and picks something up and you're like, hello. The surprise rear entrance. Yes. I must have slipped. And I drool a lot, so I spit on you first. Oops.
Speaker: doggy doggy eyes and i felt as is as for this quickie moments yes that's that's quickie well and let's get out we got shit to do today not really it can be oh no i can go along i'm saying it's way too long we're gonna have a quickie before we bounce yeah that's how you do the quickie
Speaker: Yeah, that's a good question. That's before work. I was getting ready to go to work. I'm like, hey, you look good in those work pants. Take them back off. I was going to say, yeah, that's our quickie go -to. Yeah. That's number three. It's right before somebody's going to work, you knock it out. That was number four. Number three. This is number three. All right. The scissors. This position can be challenging. I'm out.
Speaker: to explain it clearly, but it's actually quite simple. Woman lays on her back, and her partner, why'd she say partner? We can't do it. Lesbians too, Swiss scissors. Maybe it'd be a lesbian. Yeah, but the lesbian scissors is different from. Yeah, I've seen that video. No. No, actually, we should. We should have had a good brother on this one, Christopher.
Speaker: Anyhow, I'm good. I'm late. The woman, the woman, the woman lies on her back and her partner.
Speaker: the
Speaker: this is this is again for all for younger people because i'm old i can't do some of the things anymore maybe in my 20s that can't that that's for that's for like it that's for very short penetration that that's what the cat's for
Speaker: That's for a short penetration. That cat position is literally me just standing outside the door. I'm knocking on it but I can't get in. Hello! Are you in? Yes, I'm ball steep. Really? Let me, let me, just let me.
Speaker: Just let me know when you're done. In that cat position, I can basically ring the doorbell and that's about it. This is the one I think. This is right here. What's that number? What number?
Speaker: number two this is what no oh yeah that's a game changer yeah Jeff talked about this one that's a reverse cowgirl oh yeah yeah this is number this isn't yeah number two yes cowgirl yeah that's that's when yeah that's that's a quick one now buddy mind told me a story and don't speaking it speaking of cowgirl positioning thing a buddy of mine told me a story
Speaker: he went to Thailand and this and he he he went to a whorehouse of course and he got something called a Thai basket where the girl sits naked on in a basket that they twist and they twist you know it's got to work like you would you know that when he sits on swings and you twist the chains together then they lower her on they lower her onto your dick you're laying on what looks like a work
Speaker: and then let go of her. And she rotates going faster and faster and faster. No, because she's obviously wet during this. Once she gets to completely unwound, she winds up a couple more and then starts going in reverse. And if you can make it through all of it, you get your money back.
Speaker: So is that like, is that like one of those, like, if you eat the 72 ounce steak, you get your meal for free type meal? The thing is, is like nobody in the history of this whorehouse has ever done the Thai basket and been like, yeah, I'm not done yet. Because A, they have two naked girls twisting the naked girl that you're fucking. So you're literally staring at three naked chicks that are all three gorgeous.
Speaker: And then they lower her onto your dick, and she goes, I don't know, like 10, 15 revolutions, and you're done. No. Mm -mm. Ain't no fucking way. I think it'd be awesome. I keep telling my wife I'm gonna install one in the bedroom. She won't let me.
Speaker: Probably because you're seeing your handiwork and she's afraid that it will fall. That could be it. Your fucking wife's going to fall from the ceiling. You're spinning around, spinning through the walls. Oh, sorry about that. Can you go some more? My buddy said it was the coolest, most fucked up thing he's ever done. And he said it was the fucking awesome.
Speaker: I mean, it's it sounds pretty cool, but I mean, that's a that's a fucking game changer. Yeah, the reverse cowgirl is that's a that's a quick in and out. Yeah, it says that's the men are in this position because it offers quite the view. It's like, where's the view at? I'm going to look in her ass. Yeah, you give her a thumb in. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, you know, if you get a chance to throw tattoos on her back, you could be like, read a tattoo. Me, I want to I want to look at her. I don't want to look at her ass. I can reach round and thumb her ass. I don't need. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Don't look at the ass. Oh, no, no, no, no. It's a nice view.
Speaker: That way you can also both watch TV. That way you can both see the porno you're watching.
Speaker: watch this porno when they have sex. That's another thing that blows my mind. I can't imagine watching. No, no. My wife loves it when we watch porn when we fuck. Yeah. Because then she doesn't have to think about you. No, no, no. She literally would like, I'll be, I'll be, you know, I got, I got this. And she'd be like, watch this chick. This chick's hot. I'm like, all right, cool. You know, you might, you guys might think I'm weird or something, but yet I never got into porn.
Speaker: Never got in that shit. And yeah, I got this philosophy. I can't touch it, smell it, feel it, play with it. I don't want to fucking look at it on TV or pay for it. Bullshit. Yeah, well, you and your wife also share a house. Porn is free on the internet. Porn is 100 % free and it's fantastic when your fiance lives 500 miles away. Porn is necessary for Chris.
Speaker: But that's just mine. That's just me. No, I tell I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying. Like, I don't see you. I like Chris and I discussed multiple times. I would never pay for an OnlyFans. But free porn, I'm a porno. It's even going like going to a strip joint because I've been to strip joints and I've gotten in trouble because of going to strip joints. Don't ever view them down in Oklahoma. But the thing is, is
Speaker: You go into a strip joint, you got to pay to get in. Then these girls come up and start playing around, dancing in front of you. You have to pay them. And you're not allowed to touch them. You're not allowed to do anything with them. And 98 % of the time, oh no, you don't touch them. You're not allowed to. If you pay extra, you're allowed to. No matter. No, not even if you pay extra for them. You can get, you can pay for lap dancing.
Speaker: They can touch you, but you're not allowed to touch them. Well, that's still good. You can touch all you want. You can smell them. Oh, you know, down here, down here, you can, uh, you can pretty much do everything but fork and, and, and well, you can actually fork if you pay a little extra. Yeah. I was going to say, there's some, there's some trip clothes up here that, uh, you could,
Speaker: You can pay a little extra to get, you know, I have buddies who have gone to certain ship clubs and paid the extra to get the, you know, the little, if I accidentally unzip your pants and you accidentally fall into my vagina while I'm giving you a private lap dance. So well, then, you know,
Speaker: No, but the problem I have about strip clubs in general, I always feel like a perv. I feel like a creepy guy. You are a perv. Really? That's what makes you feel like a perv. Really? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because literally, have you ever gone into a strip club and looked around at the dudes there? You're like, wow. Have you ever listened to the replay of the podcast? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And going to a strip club makes you feel like a perv if you go to a strip club.
Speaker: Say some of the things that you say. Like I said, I just feel weird. Once again, but the amount of money I would spend at a strip club, I'd rather go to a bar, drink and possibly pick up a chick because I have the same amount of luck.
Speaker: or dude, you know, how you doing buddy? Come on. Bakers can't be choosers. No, but you know what I mean? I mean, like seriously, if you went to the strip club tonight, got a private dance, you know, stuff, some ones down our pocket or down our G string and all that stuff, how much money would you spend plus the entrance fee and your drinks? You're going to spend, I don't know. You know, they, they have a, they have virtual reality porn.
Speaker: And it comes with like the like the oculus and then a an apparatus for a toy so I could spend money on that before I could like I said where I could go to a club Drink for free because it's open bar for the price of like 25 bucks get open bar drink all night from free hit on some chick and
Speaker: at like midnight. She's nice. Damn, all the bars out here. 25 bucks open bar, open bar. Oh, you don't get that shit here. We've we've had that discussion. That's why I live in Cancun says the guy who never leaves his fucking house. Well, yeah, in my 20s, I spent my 20s in the bars. Now I'm in my 40s. I can't do that shit. What's that got to do?
Speaker: Your wife has no problem spending her next let's see. Here's the crazy thing since I used to sell the open bars I would get the opening We're talking about open bars, are you not watching the podcast? No, but in all seriousness if I'm gonna spend $100 at the strip club Why not spend $25?
Speaker: and what, $5 on a cab to get us back to her hotel room. So let me ask you something. Jesus. I don't even know if Pops finished his top 10. No, we got one more left, dude. He's got one more, because I got to ask you a question about the elbow bar. OK. OK. One more. All right. Dude, number one. This is number one. Here, we'll just give you a shade picture. There's a big one. This is the longest top 10 in the history of top 10s. Right? Oh. That's the picture, you know?
Speaker: Number 10, number one. Number one is her favorite. And that's whatever position she likes. Ask her. She would tell you. Trust me, no it won't. Number one is her favorite. Is lady's choice. Yeah. If you want to find out what her position, what position your partner likes most, ask her.
Speaker: That's horseshoe. I wanna know what woman's gonna tell you. My wife never has told me nothing. She ain't told me shit. My wife is basically like one of those guys at the airport with the two flashlights. She'll tell you what to do. She'll tell me what to do all the time. In every aspect of life.
Speaker: to ask on Spotify. Ladies, what is your favorite? Ladies, what is your favorite? What is your favorite section? Well, yeah, but you gotta understand Scott. I mean, I mean,
Speaker: Uh, the new generation of girls that are in their twenties right now, they're not afraid to tell you anything. Yeah. Summer's very... Where women our age and your age are, are more conservative than they are nowadays. Someone tells me everything to do in my, in aspect of my life. She would tell me what time I get up, what clothes I have to wear. So does Jeff's wife.
Speaker: just about everything tell me what to wear but she buys all my clothes so so it's kind of hard it's kind of easy for her to buy my clothes my jeans and t -shirt yeah you and me both and t -shirt that's literally i have jeans t -shirts and button down shirts that's it that's that's that's what i got wait a minute i got what one or two button downs
Speaker: maybe and I tried to throw them away. Summer knows everything. Summer knows everything I like. That's considered me dressing up as a button down shirt and a pair of jeans that are actually not stained or, or I just used to dig in the garden. I got, yeah, that's me. I got, I got my work jeans and then I got my decent jeans. Yeah.
Speaker: They're the ones, if I walk out to the garage, she comes out and says, you're not wearing them out here, are you? I was just trying to sit on. You guys are fancy as shit. You got jeans. I got my, if it's hot outside basketball shorts, if it's cold outside, sweatpants. No, I literally, I cannot wear sweatpants.
Speaker: And they're not gone. They're kind of decent. Well, they're going to 7 -11 games.
Speaker: I live in constant fear of being depressed. I am not the athletic person but I dress like an athletic person. I have cargo pants. I have cargo pants.
Speaker: Uh, I got a pair of cargo pants that my wife hates, but I love them. I got, I got way too fucking baggy for me. I got three. I got three pair. I got three pairs of cargo shorts. I have two. I got three. Nine, two. I don't like the cargo pants, but I just never found a pair that actually fit me right. Costco, dude. Costco. Their cargo pants are fucking awesome.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Here. Next year in Costco, look for their cargo pants. They got awesome cargo pants. This is a good shirt. There's my one. Line nine. Nine line. I love these shirts. I put a promo for line nine line. What were you asking? You're about to open bar, Chris?
Speaker: Yeah. So if you go in, if you, if you go into the, you said like all the bars down there do, do, do open bars, 90. Well, the clubs, the clubs do open. Okay. So, so if you go into the club and it's open bar, 25 bucks, whatever the case may be, the cheapest one is 25, the most expensive 150.
Speaker: I don't care what the prices are. We're just throwing numbers around here. Does that include everything, like top shelf or is it like open bar for PBR? It's beer, daiquiris. It's not wine. You can do shots, but they're not Jack. They're Bob. They're bottom shelf.
Speaker: Yeah, it's bottom shelf stuff. They do have like top shelf stuff, but that's a pay bar. They have a pay bar in there. Like if you want to, I need one shot of Jack, you know, it's like 50. Well, see, I'm a beer drinker. So when I go, I do the dance called the 12 ounce curl where I sit at the end of the bar and I drink beer. I'm really good at it. I'm the best dancer for the 12 ounce curl.
Speaker: I used to be a good beer drink. Any more beer just blokes me. After a couple beers, I just had one. You sound like a woman. No, I just can't drink beer anymore. Well see, I suffer from a problem where when I'm drinking beer, if it doesn't go down smooth, I'm done. I'm ready to go home. But if I take a beer and it's like, oh, that went down nice and smooth, rice and easy, I will drink my face off.
Speaker: The episode on the podcast where I kept calling Chris a bitch. In all honesty, with the amount of beer that it takes for you to get drunk and or wasted, it would probably be cheaper for you just to buy the beer rather than pay for the open bar. In the past, let's see, 15 to 18 years,
Speaker: almost 19 years, I have not paid for a drink in a bar once. Because A, I know the owners, B, I either work for the person that sells the bracelets or sells the open bar, whatever, or I've made friends with somebody at the bar. So they just hook me up. That's the beauty of winter so long.
Speaker: when I was going to the bars, I very rarely paid for beer either, but that was because after like my second or the third one, I'd listen for the idiots who had open tabs. And then I'd just go up for the rest of the night and be like, oh, put it on Mike's, put it on Mark. Oh, we got it on Rachel's tab. And then I wouldn't pay for anything. And those poor bastards would have like ourselves set up. When you buy open bar, they give you a paper bracelet. And it will say different colors will say different. Yeah.
Speaker: Joe wants to know, down there they sell setups. What's the setup? It's where you bring your own beer or your own drink. No, they don't allow that. There you go. That's called stay at home and drink. I currently have a setup. Yeah.
Speaker: But when I go to the bar, since I know the main bracelet, desk, or office, and they'll give me a staff bracelet, which still gives me open bar, full access, but I also have kind of like I can go in the VIP area like I own it. And the difference between VIP is you have a better seating and a tablecloth. Kind of like me last weekend.
Speaker: Yeah, pretty much. Minus the alcohol. I didn't have it. I wasn't drinking, but I can go anywhere. I only go to one club here. Out of the nine clubs, I only go to one because it's the best. I go to Coco Bongo because they do... Scott, you and Joe would love it because they do shows. They'll do Batman. They'll do The Beatles. They'll do Michael Jackson. They'll do all these different shows, 25 shows a night.
Speaker: It's you know, you know, you know, we're playing, you know, we're playing on coming down next year. So we're going to have you set us up. That's fine. Cocoa Bongo is the local gay drag bar. That's why it's just favorite. That's right. That's where all the hot dudes. I mean, chicks hang out. Funny thing is I used to work in in the forum, which is the mall that houses Cocoa Bongo and watching guys come out
Speaker: of the bar, like two, three o 'clock in the morning. There are literal, literal trainees standing out there trying to make a couple extra bucks. And these guys are like, Hey, how you doing? I'm like, run away, run away. I will literally stand back because these, these, these trainees, I have bodyguards too. And these bodyguards, basically, they'll fuck you up.
Speaker: because there's like nine of them and they're all, they make Chris look small. And if you say something, they'll chase after you. So I'll stand back in the office and go, that's a dude! Just because they get on each other's shoulders don't mean they're as big as me or bigger than me. They form together like fucking Voltron. The one guy, the one guy weighs like 420. I've,
Speaker: nobody's afraid of somebody that big because I just rose up and then and then they whip it out and this guy's like, what the **** and he goes to take a swing. Yeah. So, you know, he's getting fascinated to him by big old boss. Well, yeah, that's the thing. Uh you know, um if you're gonna be like that as a transgender
Speaker: Um, you deserve to get your, you deserve to get your head caved in if you're trying to fucking be sneaky and survive or surprise people. But that's what I was saying a couple of episodes back as a transgender, I think you should.
Speaker: You know, kind of common courtesy. If you're, if you're a male to female transgender and you're talking to a guy in a bar or something, you should be like, Hey, by the way, or vice versa, if you're male to female. Yeah. You know, you should, they should have to throw that out there. Well, you know, the problem is that they, they call that, they call that transphobic way. If you, if you mentioned that.
Speaker: they say, oh no, that's transphobic for me to do that. No, it's not. That's called common courtesy. That's called not getting your ass kicked when you whip out a dick that's bigger than mine. Well, it's not even, it's not even, it's not even.
Speaker: It's not even a matter of having a dick bigger than mine, it's the fact that you have a dick period, and you've lied to you all that long, and you're trying to pull one over on me because you're one of those fuckers who are like, I'm gonna turn this straight, I'm gay, watch what I can do. It's not transphobic, it's not, and it's not a hate crime if you get your head kicked in. Yeah, well, that's, that's what I'm saying though. That's what they, they played off as. Oh no, that's transphobic, if I, if I have to tell you. Well, yeah, you do have to tell me if you're gonna whip out a car. Cause homie don't play that. Yeah.
Speaker: I've never been that drunk. You don't do that drunk, you just do it sober. Yeah. Does this happen to me? It doesn't happen to me at all. It probably happens to Jeff more than he'd like to admit, but it doesn't have, it's never happened to me. Luckily, I've had a couple times, I'm like, sure. I'm like, no, no, I think I'm good.
Speaker: unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately,
Speaker: And we all kind of came out all groggy like, what the fuck is going on? And this dude is being bent over the couch by a tranny dude. And I was like, what the fuck? And he's like, what, you guys never done it? I'm like, no, never. He's like, she's hot. I'm like, no, she's not. And by Jeff's buddy, Jeff Beets himself. You wish. The best time I ever had in a bar was at a gay bar.
Speaker: I've had that discussion actually we've had that discussion on here. I had an absolute I've only been to a gay bar a couple times and I had so much fun and I didn't pay for a single drink that night I went with my ex wife and her moms and their best friends. I went I went I just kind of stumbled into the bar is down there here and there on the square.
Speaker: And I was out one night and I kind of split into it by mistake. And hooked up to your girls and I had the best time of my life that night. This is awesome. Cops rolled into the blue, the blue oyster club for the police academy. There was a, there was a, it was called the blue. It's not the dolsey rain. There was just something like that down there on the square.
Speaker: I was out one night and just kind of staggered into it. Were you slow dancing with your head on the shoulder of a big biker guy with assless chaps? I'm sure I'm not. My wife and I met these lesbians. This one lesbian and her straight friend. And she's like, we want to go to this metal strip club. And I'm like, I'm good. I'll stay home. And my wife's like, no, come with me. I don't want to go by myself. I'm like, fuck.
Speaker: I said, fine, I'm going to keep my back to the stage and I'm going to drink beer. And at one point for no reason whatsoever, they're like, Oh my God, look. And like a dumbass, I looked just as dude is bending over, dropping his G string. And I was like, Oh, I can see his colon. Gross.
Speaker: And you went, you know, you know what you did. You were like, yes, daddy. Yes, yes. Yothquake. Yothquake. You ran out there and smacked them on the air. No, it literally scarred me. Walking into my parents wasn't as bad as that night. Yeah. Well, no, like I said in the past, you know, we went, my ex -wife, her mom is a lesbian.
Speaker: And she's been with her wife for a million years and her best friend, he was a gay guy. Right. And before, before, you know, gay marriage was legalized, which I don't understand why that took so fucking long to be honest with you. Yeah. You know, if, you know, let them, hey, welcome pretty girl. You know, if they, you know, let them, let them live their life. They're not fucking hurting anybody.
Speaker: at the end of the day, but they did a - Why can't we be the only ones that suffer for marriage? They'll change their mind real quick. Their church did a, because they were members of a church, they did a commitment ceremony for the two guys. And it was kind of like their wedding. And then afterwards we went out to a bunch of bars downtown Columbus and they were all gay bars.
Speaker: I had, I had a blast because it was a Saturday night and it was football season. So they had football on all the bars. And then I was up at the bar, getting everybody at the table drinks. And, uh, this guy came up and he was like, let me buy you a drink. And the bartender was like, you know, he's straight. And he was like, well, I don't care. And I didn't buy a single drink that entire night. I was like, I am, I am a fucking sexy beast in this game. I know. Yeah. I was like, I have never had a game club that like,
Speaker: I didn't buy a drink all night, but my wife dragged me home. And she's like, I can't believe the guys are buying you so many drinks. I was like, well, they offer. Yeah, I've never had anybody buy drinks for me. Yeah, I felt I felt I've never had anybody buy drinks for me. I feel pretty. Who's who? It was like I was even like
Speaker: I was even at the point where every, like when a guy would be like, I'm gonna buy you a beer and I'm like, I'm straight. And they're like, yes, we know you're straight. I was like, okay. I just want to put that out there. And they're like, no, you're cool. And I was like hanging out at the bar with a couple of guys and we were watching football together and bullshitting and every time.
Speaker: Yeah. Like every, they're like, how are you doing? I'm like, uh, I could use another one. They're like, get him another one. I was like, I like these guys. Make sure you give me that talk show. Really? Every time my beer got half empty and other ones coming my way, I was like, I fucking love these guys. These gay guys are awesome. I'm not going to get laid tonight, but they're awesome. I look at, I, you know, I look at this way. I become here more often. Yeah. If,
Speaker: If that's what you're doing to leave me the fuck out of it. Well, you know, my brother, my brother, when he came out to me, don't force the shit on shit onto me. Do you, does it bother you that I'm gay? I was like, no, that just means there's more pussy out there for me. That was my philosophy on it. Well, my daughter, when my daughter took, come up, told me that she was lesbian. I said, great.
Speaker: She goes, really? I said, yeah. You can, we can go to the barn. You can help me pick up chicks. Amen to that. Your son, your favorite son. Now that's my son. Your favorite son. You know you were married at the time. Exactly. I know that. Now that I've been replaced, I'm no longer the, the only son. I'm just chopped liver now. Yeah. What the heck?
Speaker: 36. 36. How the hell are you talking about here? 36. 36. Oh, OK. So it's gone down. No, I already did. I'm at 36 now. Oh, he's on the right way. 36 what? Oh. The degrees. I literally just checked it. Oh, he just checked it. He just checked it. I watched it. I was doing a live on podcast.
Speaker: No, they're they're doing there's there's is uh nuts. So yeah, there's also yours is they're celsius. Yeah Yeah, I took as soon as I saw that it was that high I took a temper I took it I'd be I swear to christ if this podcast is like having two jiffs
Speaker: I'm back to normal now got one guy over here being a mixologist just wandering off making drinks being loud as shit All right got the other guy Well, you remember Chris I say that that picture yeah, I can't hear you guys for some reason Yeah, I can yeah
Speaker: And my wife just saw it. She freaked out. She's like, take your temperature again. I said, they just took it. It's like 36. So it's back to normal. Well, I'm going to go. I'm going to take her. Well, actually, yeah, if you want to do a break, I'm going to do a real quick break because I got to fry some motherfucking chicken like. I won't say that. I'm not allowed to say that.
Speaker: I was about to say some really fucked up shit. And I gotta fry some fucking chicken. We're gonna take a real quick break. I don't know what Pops is doing. Pops done broke everything over there. Hey, you know what you need, guy? Let me guess, Pops? Wicked woman or can't sleep? Oh god, Pops just fucking canceled himself.
Speaker: You need to. He just legitimately canceled himself. That's fucking. If I can show Biden over there, you know what you need to play.
Speaker: All right. We are going to take a real quick break, guys. Goddamn. I got a boom. We'll see if pops comes back after we take a break. He's having some technical, technological difficulties over there. Uh, did you, did you, did you, did you not even add 35 .1? What's the normal 37? Yeah. But you also, but did you actually go under 36?
Speaker: did you actually go under your armpit or did you go between your shoes? Yeah, no, you have to go under your armpit. Oh, by the way, I'll tell Pops, he should still have his invite. You should still be able to come back. Yeah, while you're taking a break, I'm going to take my temperatures anally. Well, on that note. You don't want to see that.
Speaker: On that note, we're gonna take a real quick break. When we come back, Pops, I'll reinvent you. Let's go with something off the new album. Jealousy. Actually, isn't that what I started the show with? That's what I started the show with. Yeah, it is. You fucking failed me. Here we go. We'll do this off the new album. Darling, I won't tell by blacktop mojo. And we will be right back, guys. We're gonna fry some chicken.
Speaker: There's a word going on It's a mental secret stone There's a whisper in my hand Everybody knows Everybody knows Everybody knows
Speaker: Say all the lies that you said You can't tell me the truth
Speaker: And I can tell in your sleepless eyes You carry it wherever you go Wherever you go
Speaker: You say those are lies that you sell You can't tell me the truth now, honey Darling, I won't tell Darling, I won't tell Don't run away, my love I will treat you
Speaker: Man, I love that fucking song. I was over here hair drumming, fucking hair guitar.
Speaker: Fucking singing my ass off. Well, lip -syncing. I wasn't singing that out loud or anything like that. I had to take my temperature twice. Before we started, I was at like 102. And then I took meds. I took ibuprofen.
Speaker: What's called a tempera tempera basically just brings your temperature down and yeah, I'm back to normal It's just a little spike What is it what is it what is it that helped your COVID I don't remember I took a pill in the
Speaker: Anywho, welcome back guys. Not since school nonsense. Glick hanging out with Jeff. Special gifts pops. Apparently we can't get rid of this dirty order. No, you can't. What's going on Bobby? Here's the towel. Go clean yourself up.
Speaker: But if you guys aren't already, make sure you check us out on social media at NonsenseicalNonsense on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, TikTok.
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Speaker: And then if, uh, for whatever reason, if you want to email us, uh, we are, we are, as we've mentioned, we are looking into the guest, the guest and interview game. Uh, so if you want to reach out to us, feel free to eat on our email. Jeff, what the fuck is our email? Oh, sorry. Uh, podcast at gmail .com. Sorry. I was about to say we, we do have a guest coming on the 13th.
Speaker: I know I was going to get there and then you just like fucking dead stare that you dead stare the screen while you're supposed to drop your line. I was waiting for the pop. I gave it to you. No, my little pop. That actually
Speaker: comes out loud and clear, which I found hilarious the other day. No, you're fine. That was me. That was me. Don't worry about it. You're fine. Yeah, as Jeff said, we do have...
Speaker: We do have another guest coming on the show, October 13th, Wednesday night, Rob Durham. He's a comedian. You can find him at Rob Durham comedy, basically across the board on social media. And Cameron reached out to me last night. He knows a band that is currently on tour with a bench seven fold and seven dust and a whole bunch of other rock bands. I guess he knows the drummer or something like that.
Speaker: uh it told me to check him out and if I liked him and he might be able to uh pull some strings and uh maybe get him on the show. So I gotta do my homework. I gotta gotta do that. Are they? I'm not gonna tell you. Another one so you can fangirl because you think that it's called it's called a tease and and the radio in in the in the in the podcast world in the radio world, we call that a tease.
Speaker: because we're so fucking professional. I don't know if you would like them. Well, you know, I've only heard one of their songs. Probably, yeah. You'd be surprised what I like. I don't like a whole lot of rap. Oh, no, they're not rap. They're rock. I've only heard one of their songs. I don't even know what the fucking number is. Oh, my God.
Speaker: Really? You probably know Joanne's number better than mine. I think this is the name of the band. I was gonna say, I don't know anybody's number. If I don't have my phone, I can't kill them. We know you're not... Oh, that's because Joanne actually... Jesus Christ. Don't kill yourself, Jeff.
Speaker: Uh, that's because Joanne actually, Joanne actually calls me and tells me more than you do, so. Other than, other than today when she called me, it sounded like she was inside of us chains or a circular saw. I was like, what in the fuck is she doing?
Speaker: It was so weird, dude. It was like some crazy screaming and not like not like people screaming, but like a high pitched squeal and buzzing. I don't know what the hell was going on. Yeah, I was sitting here when that happened, too. I was like, what the fuck? So you could hear it. Yeah, I heard it. Well, then it was on both of our ends. Yeah.
Speaker: And she acted like it was something, it was normal. I was like, no, that's just not normal. Basically, basically, basically, Joanne was calling me today and telling me I'm not allowed to come over to their house. Because I was supposed to, I was supposed to go over there tomorrow and help him move shit, but now I'm sick. And Joanne was like, Joanne was like, you keep your fucking ass at home. So now your ass is banned from this house.
Speaker: yeah she's like don't you fucking come anywhere near us I was like oh oh my my feelings are you mean you mean you mean I don't have to you mean I don't have to get up early
Speaker: I was going to go over and help them move. I just felt like I was like, Oh, I'm going to get fucking sick, but they're also old. You know, they can't, they can't be around sick people, especially pops. You know, pops is pops. I got a heart. I got a heart condition.
Speaker: Well, I mean, that's one of the concerns my mom and my wife had about me getting COVID. She's like, you know, they both said the same thing almost simultaneously. You have, you are a heavy, heavy smoker. This disease attacks the lungs. I'm like, I'll be fine. Damn it. I'll be fine. I can't, I can't walk up two steps to come in the front door, but I'll be fine. Oh my God. Seriously. Uh, my wife wouldn't let me buy cigarettes.
Speaker: to the point where it was like it was gone like eight hours before between cigarettes oh my god dude i lost it i was like would you stop using your damn stylist yeah it's creepy it just goes towards the screen
Speaker: use your finger like a normal person Jesus technology well
Speaker: Well, we didn't, we didn't, we didn't get to it. Pops, you got your, you got your passport. You vaccinated. Are you able to travel since you're hanging out with us tonight? You get to, you get to. Jump on the private travel with us. Yeah. Nonsense. Why not? Were you able to get Bob out on work release? So you can, yeah, Bob, Bob is fueling the jet as we speak. He's calling the tower. We're ready to take off.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Get that horse out of here. We are going to need the, we are going to need the fuel, the jet fuel though. All right. This isn't really like all that weird of a story. It's just more me feeding into the fact that it's October and spooky season. I love Halloween. I love scary movies. Um, up in, uh, Burrillville, Rhode Island. Oh.
Speaker: Now on our way up there, we can stop and suck this shit out of some Bostonians. We can just add those to Bob's charges. The home that inspired the Conjuring movie is for sale. I would love to buy that.
Speaker: of a
Speaker: screen. No. Oh, the comedy, comic, comical. No, Cindy's house. Why would they do the one? Okay, so there's a screen. But but there's there there I think it's something like $5 a night. That'd be pretty cool. Yeah, but that's that's more that's that's more of a a movie fandom thing. That would be really cool. It'd be cool. This is the this is the actual house.
Speaker: the quote unquote haunted house that inspired the Conjuring movies, which Jeff, have you seen those movies? No, I have not, but it implies that the house is haunted. I've seen the trailers. Add the Conjuring series to your list of movies that I've told you to watch. Pops, have you seen Conjuring? I think I have.
Speaker: Yeah, we have. I thought I knew, I knew Joe had seen it because she yelled at me because I, I took a look. I slept on that movie. I did not want to see it. I didn't think it was going to be very good. And then I watched it and the whole Conjuring, Annabelle, uh, the nun, uh, law, and I know I fuck this up every time, every time law, La Rana or La Raina or whatever.
Speaker: the whole conjuring universe um i'm on board i mean i'm i'm like i'm sold i love those movies but anyways i'm telling you that mexican movie i told you about with the fucking uh damn it my wife made me watch it that movie so i know what you're talking about
Speaker: I tried to watch it and it was, I think the problem was that I had too much other stuff going on when I was trying to watch that movie because it was kind of a sleeper. Yeah, you got to pay attention. It's kind of so good. But anywho, the actual house that the Conjuring is based on, because the whole entire Conjuring universe is, quote unquote, based on true events and true stories with Ed and Lorraine Warren. He knows Edges.
Speaker: What's your fucking nose? But the house is now for sale for 1 .2 million dollars. I would absolutely buy that house in a heartbeat. So it says the article says not afraid of ghosts and things that go bump in the night.
Speaker: Yes, I am. My name's Jeff. I'm afraid of my own self. The haunted Rhode Island farmhouse where the spooky happenings that inspired the 2013 horror movie The Conjuring occurred, hit the market Thursday with a scary price of $1 .2 million.
Speaker: I'd rather stay in it for a week before I put an ad on it. Because if it is fucking haunted, I'm out. No, I would buy it. I would buy it in a heartbeat. Haunt it or not. I can write it. I can write a check out for that. Yeah. Well, my birthday is next week, so that would be a fantastic birthday present.
Speaker: You can buy me that house. It is. Yes. My birthday is it's Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. It's clicks birthday. We're going to get crazy explosions, loud noises, boom, boom, boom. I think we should do the podcast on your birthday. Cause my, my birthday lands on a podcast day.
Speaker: , so we're we're seeing more , like a a a a a
Speaker: in Burrowville, one of the most well -known haunted houses in the United States. Legend has it that the home is haunted by the presence of Bathsheba Sherman who lived there in the house in the 1800s, which, you know, if you've seen the movie, you know the story. I knew the story before the movie because I'm a weirdo and I'm big into the paranormal.
Speaker: But she lived in the house in the 1800s. To this day, countless happenings have been reported. The film wasn't, the film wasn't actually, the movie wasn't filmed in the house, but was based on the experiences that the Peron family that lived there in the 70s. How many bedrooms? It's 14 rooms.
Speaker: Holy shit. I think it, I think, I think it has. The nice thing about having that many bedrooms, if there's something happens in the master bedroom, I can move to the room number 14, really. Well, it doesn't have 14 bedrooms. 14 rooms. It has 14 rooms. I think, I think the actual house itself is like six or seven bedrooms, because then you have to figure, this house was built in 1800. Yeah, so you've got, you've got the dining room, a kitchen, a library, a banquet room.
Speaker: six yeah pretty much it's a but it's a farmhouse but uh the home last sold the home last so get this the home last sold two years ago in 2019 it only sold for four hundred and thirty nine thousand so in two years well that's famous now
Speaker: Yeah, it's the popularity of the Conjuring series and whatnot. The home lies sold in 2019 for $439 ,000 to a family who described themselves as paranormal investigators and hosted events. I was going to say, if it hasn't happened already,
Speaker: The people that buy it will literally buy it and install GoPros in every fucking corner and then not stay there. Yeah. But again, again, much like the swamp, much like the swamp house, we're having a Halloween party in the conjuring house. Hell yeah. Yeah. And I'll get me a little Annabelle doll and some chick dressed up as a nun. I'm in.
Speaker: Yeah, right. But, uh, yeah, so the family, yeah, the family described themselves as paranormal investigators and hosted events at the site and rented rooms overnight for people eager for a scare. Before that, the previous owners didn't complain about ghost.
Speaker: but about fans of the movie who showed up. So, you know, well, yeah, it would be a cool buy, much like I would literally set up things in the wall, like tap and stuff just to fuck with people and rent it out as an Airbnb.
Speaker: So it was like a Morse code thing just tapping on the wall. Much like, you know, again, if I were to hit the lottery and have an excess of ridiculous amount of money, that would be a house on my list that I would want to buy, much like the Amityville Horror House.
Speaker: Maybe I would get lucky and I'd buy the Amityville horror house and Ryan Reynolds Wait, this is a scary movie. Why is Ryan Reynolds? I'm actually What guys gonna say you've been up there several times haven't you pops? Yeah, I've actually been by that house a couple times. I
Speaker: Yeah, the house itself is not scary looking. It's in a it's in a predominantly rich neighborhood, isn't it? Right? Yeah. Yeah. So. Yeah, but Amityville Horror House is basically just some fucked up shit happened. Well, yeah, the the son murdered the whole family and claimed that he was possessed by well, my dad, my dad when he was he worked when he was a plumber.
Speaker: He did some work on a house and two days later, the wife killed the husband in, in the area. He was working. Well, not nice that she murdered, not nice that she murdered her husband, but like, the guy was coming up the stairs and his wife unloaded a double barrel shotgun into his face in the same place. My dad was, my dad was like, I was just in those stairs two days ago.
Speaker: Why did she shoot her husband? I guess he paid too much for the water heater in my dad's store. Are you paying how much? I don't remember why, but it's happened in Mansfield.
Speaker: You know, just a random, my dad used, my parents used to give Mansfield News Journal. And my dad was reading the paper one day and he's like, huh. My mom was like, what? My dad was like, I was just in the house. And she's like, what do you mean? And I met that wife. I met the husband too. They seem like nice people. She fucking blew his fucking head off a shotgun. I was like, that's fucked up.
Speaker: Yeah, but he literally commented he's like they seem like nice people didn't seem anything wrong That's why I had the key to my room Jeff we're live
Speaker: I know where the keys at. No, I, I have, I have a weird fascination about places like, like that with the conjuring house. Yeah. Yeah. Or, you know, like, you know, living down in Charleston was, was
Speaker: like a paranormal heaven for me because charleston is like one of the quote unquote old as fuck well savannah savannah is the same way well yeah savannah well that's what they call savannah the sister city well i understand louisiana is the same way yeah louisiana savannah charleston yeah
Speaker: Well, Savannah, they call Savannah like the little sister city because Savannah, if you go to Savannah, Savannah looks exactly like Charleston. Well, they don't actually know it doesn't really, but Savannah, they call, they, they talk about Savannah. They buried, they built Savannah on their dead and they literally did. They actually built Savannah on top of graves. Yeah.
Speaker: But I wonder why everything's haunted. Yeah, well, Charleston Charleston is like one of the top three most common cities in the in the states or whatever like that. But also not only that, but Charleston just has a very rich, a very rich history. I mean, you have, you know, when Edgar Allan Poe served in the military, he served at Fort Moultrie,
Speaker: the owl palm not the owl palm Solomon's Island and actually fell in love with a Plantation owner's daughter, but he would not allow his daughter to be with Edgar because he was a Military man. It didn't come from money or anything like that What's that? Yeah, he was he was a pumper
Speaker: Mm hmm. So one of his stories he wrote about her, much like General William Tecumseh Sherbet, who is from Ohio, when he burnt down the south, when he burnt the south, he stopped and didn't burn down Charleston because there was a lady that he was smitten with in Charleston. See, you don't get any stories like that. I'm up from Thursday. Like 50 years old. Yeah. And then not to mention like,
Speaker: The first female pirate was from Charleston, like the first famous female pirate. She was from Charleston and her family was risk plantation owners and she decided to become a pirate. Blackbeard used to come to Charleston all the time. So there's a very, very, very rich history in Charleston and Battery Park down in Charleston because
Speaker: The Charlestonians got tired of the pirates and they started killing them and they would essentially hang them in Battery Park, which is right down on the water. And they would just leave them there until their bodies rotted and fell from our ropes. Well, very, a lot of that stuff you see in Pirates of the Caribbean, you know, where Jack shows up in the beginning of the movie and he sees the three pirates hanging. That's probably not necessarily, poor Angeles is what they call it.
Speaker: is more like Charleston. No, parts of the Caribbean, that's comical. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, I'm saying the real life, poor Angeles is probably Charleston. Plus they call Charleston the holy city because there's like
Speaker: literally a church on every fucking corner. But for every one church. That's the way Lancaster used to be. And Lancaster, it used to have a bar on every corner and a church on every other. There was a bar. But that's what I was gonna say. For every one church, there was like two bars in Charleston. It is still like that to this day. I love Charleston. I see no problems. In New York City. New York City was funny. It's funny as shit in New York City.
Speaker: You had a bar, a church, and a florist, and a deli. On every corner. And every corner, there was a bar, a church, a deli, and a florist. That's because on Sunday, he got a church on Sunday. He got by his lies for his wife because he knew he was just pissed.
Speaker: And then pick up the deli. But no, Charleston is, and that's a whole other part. I could do a whole single episode by myself with Charleston history just because I love that fucking place. I have been in love with that place for years and there's so much that went on down there. It's crazy to think that such a, and it's not a very big city. Like that's the thing.
Speaker: I was going to say it sounds huge, but I don't think it's that big. It's not very big. But there's a lot of history and a lot of things in history was a turning point in Charleston. The Civil War, the first shots were fired from Fort Sumner, which is off. The first shots were started in a guy's front yard and ended in his backyard. No, the first shots were fired from.
Speaker: yeah before summer sits on the water some there's an island no but like i remember i remember your house we had no that was christian yeah that's my house that's what i said there's a uh a teacher i had that used to teach some war he talked about the first first man was shot
Speaker: like actually shot in one guy's front yard. And then years later on that same guy's dining room table was where the treaty was signed. You got this baby. You could totally shave tonight. You don't have to shave before Thursday. It'll just be easier. But, um, yeah, much like, uh, much, much like, uh, uh, some kind of shave or Sasquatch. Oh, okay. Uh, much like this is so boring for people listening.
Speaker: But, you know, they call South Carolina the Palmetto State because the I think it was Fort Moultrie wasn't completed during the Revolutionary War. And they they put a whole bunch of Palmetto trees up to protect the fort when the British came in. And the Palmetto trees are so strong that they with withstood the the cannons and stuff from the ships. Oh, OK. So we were able to down in Savannah. You can't cut down.
Speaker: I saw a meme today. Speaking of that, I saw a meme today. If Twitter and social media was around back when the British were coming, he shows a picture of Paul Revere on his horse going, the British are coming and it's fact -checking. Not all the British are coming, just the British Army.
Speaker: I was fucking dying laughing. I saw it on somebody's Facebook story. And I was like, hashtag the British are coming. Summer said in all caps. Summer said in all caps. I am not going to shave the unicorn.
Speaker: why one thing her and I agree on summer I shaved I shaved for you so yes yes pops pops did his top ten it took like four and a half hours but pops did his top ten it was top ten sex position you missed it you missed it and it was good if he'll if he'll send me the pictures which means he's gonna have to screenshot and send them to me I will post them on Facebook I actually that's that's what we should start
Speaker: send him the article. No, shut up. Jeff, you lazy bastard. I went into the screenshot and send me each. No, you just post the whole article so people can actually look at said article and they can read them too. Oh my goodness. Any who tell Bob to fire up a nonsensical nonsense too. Number two, we're taking a bus. We're going to,
Speaker: We're going to one of our, what do we got a horse and carriage now? We posted a picture of Bob on Facebook.
Speaker: Oh my God. I saw that. My wife was like, close that picture. I said, that's the horse fucker. And she's like, you should listen to the podcast. Well, I'm, I'm, I'm slowly easing, easing our way into the last two stories that I have from Wednesday night. These are just a couple of stories that I seen that made me chuckle. We're going to our favorite place now, Jeff.
Speaker: because Florida yeah they've they've they've really yeah we haven't gotten too many floor duh stories Florida's been making us feel good and getting us all in our warm and fuzzies well we've got a fucking floor disconcerting
Speaker: Yeah. Well, Florida set their game up. So they're back. They're back. Welcome. Welcome, Florida back to the game. Florida man. You know, it's going to be good. Yeah. Florida man tries to trade. Yeah. Florida man tries to trade back the vehicle he stole. Nice.
Speaker: You dumbass. Lake City, Florida. Bob's not going to be allowed to drive the bus or fly the jet anymore. He's fucking around. He's going to end up life imprisonment for doing dumb shit. You're too stupid to be free at this point, Bob. Bob, Bob stole the car and went and went and sold the went and fucked the horse and then stole the fish sticks and then tried to trade the car in.
Speaker: Lake City, Florida, a Florida man tried to trade in a vehicle from the same dealership he stole it from. I mean, let's be honest, how many dealerships are in this town that this guy stole his house from? It's got to be in the multiples of 10.
Speaker: Well, I mean, Lake City's not I think if I believe Lake City's down around the Tampa area, I could be wrong. Well, no, but I mean, regardless of what town you're in, there's at least 10 car dealerships. Oh, there's multiple car dealerships. So yes. So why go back to the same one that you stole a car from? You know, if you're going to steal a Ford, you take it to the Chevy dealership. You know, again, I want to trade in my Ford because shit, I want to get a Chevy. Yeah.
Speaker: I know it's because it's from Florida. It's Florida. You're, you're overthinking. Yeah. You're, you're overthinking. It says Lake City police responded to a report of a stolen vehicle at a Chrysler Dodge and Jeep dealership on Monday
Speaker: WTLV TV reported, employees told officers that a man was trying to trade in his vehicle for a new one. But upon checking the VIN number, they found that the vehicle was stolen from the dealership a few days earlier. So it was only a couple of days had gone by. It's not like he, it's not like he had the car for two years and then took it back into trade it. Well, once again,
Speaker: Why would you take it to a big dealership? You take it to a buy here pay here place. Exactly. But he wanted a brand new. He wanted a brand new. You trade it in, get some extra cash. Then you take the one you traded it in for and go to the dealership and get yourself a new. Sounds like he thought about this a little bit too much. It's called being a smart criminal.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I used to work in your places. Don't check VIN numbers, but, uh, it says, uh, Oh, Jesus Christ says the, a man, the, the, the, words are hard. The man admitted to the man admitted.
Speaker: to stealing the vehicle, police said, adding the crime was captured on the dealership's camera system. He was arrested on charges, including grand theft of a motor vehicle and criminal mischief. Mischievousness. You know what I didn't do, Jeff? You know what I didn't do, Jeff? Yeah, I know. Here, we'll do it late. We'll do it late. That's OK.
Speaker: Hey, just, just, just f -y, f -y. So listen to this, listen to this, okay, listen. Better late than never.
Speaker: I'm going to tell you a couple of stars. Sorry, what were you saying pops? FYI. What the fuck were you talking about? FYI. When they deliver cars to dealers. On the cargo? Yeah, on the car. There is an open title in the glove box of those cars. No shit. So if you deliver that car.
Speaker: If you can get on the way, then you have a, you have an open title. It's not that all you gotta do is register. So I've seen like, what, what is so rude? Um, I don't know what's rude.
Speaker: Um, so I, and I've seen this a lot, especially like down in Charleston, Hendrick used to do this. The, the guys would come in with the, the, the car trailers or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. And they, and they would, they would, and they pull into the middle lane, like on the road and, um, they'd pull down like four or five cars at a time and they would just be sitting there running. Yeah. And then they, they pull them off the go.
Speaker: Yeah, they pull them off the trailer and then they'd move the truck and trailer out of the way. Then they start bringing them on to the lot. So if you were able to jump into one of them and take one, it's basically essentially at the end of the day, it's yours because it's an open, but yours because that's where it was. That's where it was years ago. No, it's in the glove box. You used to jump in the truck, get the title out of the glove box and then steal the car, the corresponding car.
Speaker: But once again, I think if you try to register, I guarantee you that car is, that VIN number is out there already. Well, yeah. And the VIN number is there, but yeah. It's got an open title. Yeah. So who cares what the VIN number is out there? This is true. I don't know if it's the same way.
Speaker: you hear it? I don't want you to steal it. I wouldn't either. But the one thing Dodge has going for them more than anybody else, they're like, fuck, we're going to put a giant motor in it.
Speaker: Yeah, really, Dave. In a minivan. We're putting a Hemi in a minivan. He was shooting about gas economy. It's like Ford, we're coming out with an electric truck. Chevy, we're going to come out with an electric car. Ford and Dodge, it sort of takes a line of blow off a hooker's tit and goes, we're going to put a Hemi in a fucking minivan. Have you seen the electric Mustang?
Speaker: Oh my gosh. The SUV? I've actually seen one of them. Yeah. It's like, it looks like an SUV. Yeah. But here's the problem. I saw a guy on TikTok. He was talking about it and you can't use the Tesla chargers on it. Number one, which means you have to use the other chargers, which takes like eight hours to charge. And you can only do like the range is only like 400 miles.
Speaker: And he's, he's like, I'm going to take a trick from New York to LA. It's going to take me two weeks because of charging timing. Yeah. I don't, I don't really care about all that. I just, I'm just talking about what they did to the Mustang, the electric Mustang. It does not, it does not look like a Mustang in any way, shape, and or form. It looks like a retarded SUV. Whoever got the bright idea, turn the Mustang into an SUV, need your throat punched.
Speaker: and kicked in the dick until he cannot have kids anymore and deplete the gene pool. It's like the Ford truck.
Speaker: Well, one thing we failed on this day just like really funny thing is if, if, if anybody's ever taken a RC vehicle and hooked a trailer to it, the battery is going to die faster the more you tow. So your range, as soon as you put anything in it or tow behind it, your range is going to deplete by 50%. So what was the point of buying a truck?
Speaker: Wait too many car specifics for me to understand. Well, now granted, I will buy the Cybertruck by Tesla just because it's fucking cool. It's not cool. It's goofy looking and I would totally rock it.
Speaker: Well, on that note, fire up my Sensible Nonsense one, Jeff. All right. Get the propellers going. Because the first person to lift a Tesla or a Cybertruck. Fire up the jet. Pops, you got your passport. I got my passport. I'm ready for this. All right. I'm not vaccinated, but that's OK. Turkey told Florida.
Speaker: Turkey told Florida to hold their beer. Oh, nice. Get a couple rugs over there. That's not racist or anything. No, but they make great rugs. Hey. Turkish, Turkish man reported missing joint search party. That's nice. That's awesome.
Speaker: And Cara Turkey, in a scene worthy of a comedy sketch, a Turkish man joined a search party for a missing person, not realizing that the individual being pursued was him. Bahan Matulu, 51, went drinking with a friend in a forest in a town of Inoga, ooh.
Speaker: and go Northwest, her to late, late Tuesday. His wife reported him missing after he did not return home. And she heard he had walked away from his friend drunk. This is probably going to happen to me at some point in my life. I was going to say, this sounds like a Chris story. It does. Jindar, Jindar Marie and rescue teams were called in to find
Speaker: uh Mutlu who had gone to sleep in a house in the forest Turkish online news site T24 reported Friday he came across members of the search party in the morning and decided to help them find the the missing person he realized he was the focus of the search when they began calling his name he's like they're like Marco and he's like Polo wait a minute
Speaker: After a while, he's like, I'm Bob. Bob, come on. God damn it, Bob. After a while, they said they were looking for Beihan Mutlu. T24 quoted him as saying, I broke into a cold sweat when I heard my name. I told them that I was Beihan, but they continued to search.
Speaker: Beihan continued, they didn't believe me. The truth came out when my friend Masut saw me. Beihan said that he was part of the search team for more than a half an hour. Yes, unfortunately and sadly, that does sound like my future. That totally sounds like something you would do, dude.
Speaker: Sorry. My wife called me, told me it took my temperature, dude. Yeah. Yeah. I totally, I had her percent agree. I just wake up from a drunken night of bullshit. And I'm half. And I'm like, nobody's found Chris. And you literally here on the radio, we're searching for this guy. I'm still half. I'm still half ass on the room. I know that area. I was there last night.
Speaker: I've done that where I've gotten to the point where I just passed out and woke up the next morning and said, where in the fuck am I at? Oh yeah, I've been there a few times. I passed out on a bus one. Did you pass out on the bus? Did you pass out on the bus so they did their route?
Speaker: at the end of the route, I was getting ready to go his second route and I'm still on the bus and I just like, I never got off. Take me home. I passed out on the beach one night. Down around, down around Daytona, I'm passed out and I don't. I can't get this thing in my arm. I got, I got,
Speaker: I got shitfaced in Claxico, Mexico, right there on the border. I had some freaking shitfaced down there once and next day I know I'm waking up halfway through Texas. I have no idea how I got there. No, I was in a truck.
Speaker: Somebody said, let's go out on the border. You're like, I've done that. Let's do it. I'm ready. The guy we used to go down to, we used to go down to Klaxo, California, which is border town. Right. And we would go down there and we'd wind up spending a couple of days down there waiting on our load to get loaded. And we would go across, just across the border. We've done that several times.
Speaker: at this one night we went down there and started drinking tequila. Next thing I know it's the next day and I'm in the back of this last line. Let's start opening this bottle of tequila. Summer said if you don't ever come home, oh well. If I don't come home from a drunken night, the next morning she's gonna wake up and go,
Speaker: Oh, I wonder where he's at. He's dead. She's gonna be on the phone with the insurance company. So how long do I have to wait until I can collect this insurance policy? She also said, and a more serious note, because she's looking out for you, Jeff, she said that you can message her because she knows all the ins and outs of COVID having dealt with it, not only personally, but also with work and shit like that. So
Speaker: Well, you can we can message TV. I took a special pill that I'm not going to mention because Chris is taking. What's the name of that pill? What is the name of that pill? But it's a preemptive. And I think I caught it early enough where. Yeah. It's killing. You're not saying it is killing you. But I'm not going to say it because we'll get fact checked.
Speaker: I can't read them either. I can't read them either. I can't see them. What? How can you not? I got it. I got it. What do you want? Who? What do you, what do you want? What do you use them to do your, to be live with us? It's fun.
Speaker: My phone that's your whole phone. Yeah. No, it's my home. I ain't got I ain't got to have have some download. I could do that. Wait a minute. No, you don't. That's right. That's right. You do not have to use a stylus for that Jesus Christ. You got one of these. You got one of these.
Speaker: I can't read it
Speaker: I know I was actually playing with it the other day. I was playing my game with it the other day and I was just like, I'm such a bougie motherfucker. I'm using my stylist to play my wrestling game. You know how bougie I get. I was playing that drag racing game using the PlayStation controller. Oh, I have a controller. If you need to.
Speaker: If you want to be techy, you need to, you need your stylus. Now I need a stylus that has a very fine point because I have a program that I use to color. I got another one like this. Hold on. I'll show you. I need one of those with a, with a fine point for when I'm trying to edit pictures and stuff like that. Summer messaged you. I do probably have COVID, but.
Speaker: Yeah, it is what it is. We got this one here. I've made it this far. I got it. I got it. Have you seen the news? Well, it's not even on camera, Pop. Oh, there you go. Nope. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. There. Find the hole, Pops. You want some hair around it? There you go. Right there. We got this one here. This one here. Just in case I lose my way.
Speaker: fucking Newark PD over there. How much have you had to drink tonight Chris? It's podcast night. Fair enough.
Speaker: I am spreading my germs. I'm a I'm a I'm a super spreader. She's like, when I went to go to the store to get cigarettes, the store isn't like you walk up to the gate. She's like, you need to take a mask before she's like, you have COVID. I'm like, yeah, fuck it. I'll be a super. Well, that's just being a dick. No, but I had I had to mask in my pocket.
Speaker: I did wear my mask. I had my magic rock. I had my magic rock. You know what the magic rock does, right? The damn thing is your fucking mask. Oh, I thought you were talking about Craig. No, I have magic pebble.
Speaker: So the echoes your phone, Joe. Yeah, that's the echo itself after I speak. I don't think this thermometer works, man. I'm literally taking my time to tell you why you don't have a damn temperature. There it goes. Well, it was telling me I had a temperature of 34. You're mine. You're not working out there.
Speaker: Oh, I can hear him clagging around, but I can't hear him talking. You're not coming across the podcast. There you go. I'm playing around. Yeah. There. I can hear him clagging around. They're hearing you because you're there by your phone. There he is. What? Not you. You're my brother -in -law. Did you just call your brother -in -law, Poppy? Did you just say, hey, Poppy? That's what I thought. His name is Jay Shawa. Jason. Jay Shawa.
Speaker: Why not just call him Jason? I'm not gonna eat drink him, Pops. I'm glass to the old forge. No, that's the last of the first bottle. Oh, wait a minute. That is the last of the first bottle. Where's the second bottle at? The bottles that I bought you, or not that I bought you that I got for you?
Speaker: You drank the first bottle that night you came over here. No, we drank half of it. No. I don't, we don't, we nothing unless you had a mouse in your fucking pocket. Yeah, you helped a little bit there. Well actually, you drank a little bit of it, and then you drank a little bit of that moonshine, and then you drank a little bit of beer, and then you had to go to the bathroom, and then you had to go to the bathroom and empty all that stuff.
Speaker: And then I drank more beer. I had to go call some dinosaurs. You did more than call some dinosaurs that night. No, I called up some dinosaurs that night. Man, I was calling them all. We even brought the dragons in. But you know what? You could make fun of me if you want. But I drank a lot of beer before you got here. I drank a lot of beer after you got here. And I drank moonshine and I drank bourbon or whiskey or whatever the hell it was. I had a lot more beer after that.
Speaker: Mixing drinks, that's always fun. Yeah. I don't think your Bluetooth is hooked to your phone, because every time you go out there, you're talking, it does not come through the podcast. Really? Yeah, baby, your Bluetooth died. Yeah. I can't wait to hear you. Can you hear me? Yeah, maybe it's not. Rub it on your panties.
Speaker: the the the the the
Speaker: Yeah, I definitely call it up. I definitely call it up. Call it up, Ralph. You know what? I don't even care. You can judge me if you want to judge me. I drank a lot more than any human possibly should have. And I was up the next morning too, so. Hey, fuck it. You said you got another story, right? I didn't join a search party that was looking for me.
Speaker: Hey, I'm Chris. Hey, I'm Chris. We're looking for Chris Glick. I'm Chris Glick. Wait, that's me. What are you doing over here? I was hoping you guys. Okay, who's who's who's it next? Who we have? We'll find you. You got me, you sons of bitches. You guys are
Speaker: Okay, I'll count. Okay, I'll count. You guys go hide now. You're still drunk, aren't you? Extremely. I found a 12 pack when I woke up and I started drinking it. You guys are the other thing I found today.
Speaker: I guarantee you that that guy that's actually more of a more of a it would happen to Jeff kind of story because it sounds like that guy's wife was like he's he's he's missing because he never leaves the fucking house now he's left the house and he hasn't come home yet so that would be my wife calling the cops going he's lost
Speaker: Well, I wasn't, I, yeah. Summer wouldn't call it cops. She was like, oh, okay. So it must be Tuesday. I checked the front yard. I checked the backyard. He's not sleeping out there. I called pops. Pop said he left. You don't know. Pop said, I left him in, I left him in the garage. He's not there now. So his car's here.
Speaker: Car his car still here, but the razors gone So, yeah, I do got another story fire up fire up nonsensical nonsense when we're coming back to the States All right. All right, let's go we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna go down to the land of a
Speaker: I do a banjo. My sister's pregnant with my third baby. I'm going to be an uncle daddy again. You know, if somebody came into the podcast right there, they're like, yep, I'm done. Or they might even like, what the fuck are you listening to? This is a podcast for me.
Speaker: This is the greatest podcast of all time kindred spirits awesome All of a sudden all of a sudden our listeners go from 600 to 60 We have sponsors literally kicking my door We're gonna we're gonna go we're gonna go to the land of Mississippi Okay land of fruit and plenty, huh?
Speaker: Yeah, you can call it whatever you want to call it. All I know is there's a lot of uncle daddies and grandpa brothers down there.
Speaker: Your mom's your brother. Yeah. Your mom, your mom, your mom, your dad, your dad, your dad, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom,
Speaker: And she's like, no, I'm not him bred. The headline of this story says, men take vehicle with a free car sign in it on it in Mississippi. And then find a dead body in the trunk. That is one way to dispose of a dead body.
Speaker: Yeah. Hence, it says two young men who took a vehicle with a free car side on it and the car keys inside later discovered a dead body in the trunk. Authorities. They were shocked. You're right. After they shit themselves, they called the cops and like, can we keep the car? Just two questions. Two questions. Question one. Can we keep the car? Question two. Can you get the dead body smell out of here?
Speaker: You guys have an investment in Lysol? Yeah. But uh, raise that shit right up. Yeah. So it says, uh, uh, yeah. Two young men took a vehicle with a free car sign it and car keys inside later discovered a dead body in the trunk. Authorities say the men found the new body of a 34 year old of 34 year old Anthony McCrillis. Early Sunday morning. New. Yeah. It was naked.
Speaker: He's naked, naked, naked, naked, naked, naked, naked, naked, naked.
Speaker: But they found Anthony McRillis early Sunday morning after they drove the Acura from Byron, Mississippi to a family member's home in Copia County. There was a sign across the front of it that said free car, Copia County Corner. Ellis Stewart told people, this was in People Magazine. Oh yeah, it was in People Magazine. That's where I got the article from.
Speaker: Hey, how you doing? My name's Glick and I do what the fuck news on nonsensical nonsense. I don't know what my sources are from until I read the article and they tell me, but, uh, they, uh, they decided to give it a try. So, so they, they seen a car with the free car sign in it. They decided to give it a try. They got in and the key worked and they drove it to Copia County.
Speaker: to some to some. I like how they put this to some property that was owned by one of the gentleman's grandparents, just like some random property in the middle in the middle of Mississippi. Well, here's the problem. I mean, a no one gives away a free car in Mississippi. Apparently they do. And if they did, there's got to be something wrong with it. And if it runs and that's not what's wrong with it.
Speaker: There's something nefarious going on there. Well, here's what the rest of the article says. It says, when they got down in the area, they started looking around in the car and found in the trunk area, there was a body that had been there for at least 24 hours. Stewart said the two young men immediately called 911, remained on the scene until law enforcement showed up. The car was registered to McCrillis, the dead body in the trunk,
Speaker: And he was last seen in Byram area Friday around 9 PM. It's still unclear how he died. There are no visible signs of trauma as far as a gunshot or stabbing, says Stewart. He wasn't bound. The body has been sent to a medical examiner's office for an autopsy. We are waiting to see what that tells us, says the coroner.
Speaker: That dude had a bad day. Yeah. I doubt he did it himself either. You know, it's not like I'm going to commit suicide. Let me put this free car sign up. Yeah, I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to put a free car sign in. I'm going to take all my clothes off, climb in the trunk and eat a bottle of pills. You know, like. But I don't I don't see it. It's got to be something.
Speaker: think he was one way to get rid of a body because my first thought was oh well the dumbass who put it in there they had an old car laying around that's registered to them but being that it's registered to the dead body genius
Speaker: I mean, and obviously, obviously, if he was murdered, I will have to do I will have to do some follow up research. Yeah. And see if I can find any more follow up on this story to figure out what the cause of death or whatever it was. But I mean, it's not like he had a heart attack and died. It's like, oh, yeah. Let me get in the trunk. Yeah. Take my clothes off and get in the trunk. Take off these restricted clothes.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh God. This is the big one. I'm coming. I'm coming a little bit as soon as I put this free car sign on and take my clothes off and climb in the trunk. Unless he was like a heavy drinker, heavy smoker, you know, he was prone to heart attacks. So he was like, he just had the free car side ready.
Speaker: described me. I was like, this guy's got a history of heart attacks as a family. So he's like, I just have this free card sign ready.
Speaker: And he's like, ooh, feels like an elephant sitting in my chest. I better pull over and put this free card sign up. Maybe let it be known if I die of natural causes, strip all my clothes off, put me in the trunk of our car, and put a free sign on the windshield. That's my last will and testament. It could have been worse. It could have been like those guys drove that car around for three days. It could have been worse. It could have been like those guys drove it. And then go to the grocery store with it. And they're like, what the fuck?
Speaker: I think after three days in Mississippi, in the Mississippi heat, she sure did it. I'm sure the only reason they opened the truck was like, did you shit yourself? No. I thought it was you. What the fuck did you eat? What do you mean him not? Him not me. I'm sick. Summer's not. Oh, the one before Summer said about him feeling like shit. Oh. I thought it was her.
Speaker: See, I now now I can start seeing. Yeah, no, I download the other app on my other phone. Yeah, I don't. I don't. It seems like everybody in that situation was having a pretty bad day. Bad day. Bad day. Could you imagine? Could you imagine the guys get to keep the car?
Speaker: Yeah, that's what I kind of want to know too. I mean, could you imagine sick or morbid or what? I want to know. I'm with you. I'm with you. Do they get to eat the car? Because, because it, could you imagine being, and you walk everywhere. So you totally understand your free car. I'm not walking no more.
Speaker: yeah it's it's it's 120 you know 20 degrees out and you're like wait was that wait what let's say three car oh hell yeah and it's got the keys yeah when i when i turned 16 my i turned my feet became virgins yeah
Speaker: You turned 16, like 125 years ago. When Henry Ford came out with the first car before. Were there even cars? Were there even cars when you turned 65? My first car was a 1962 Nova 2 4 -door. Wait a minute. I thought your first car was a 2 -door.
Speaker: three speed on the tree. In case anybody doesn't know, you young puppies, it was a three speed on the column. It was a standard three speed on the column. Did you do the cool thing and flip it? Flip the column? No. I kept that thing for a year, sold it to a friend of mine. He had it down on campus, Ohio State campus.
Speaker: had a few friends in the back seat and the back floor fell out from me. Sounds like a winter vehicle. I had it for about six weeks. My second one was a 65 Ford Galaxy 289 intercept motor and 289 intercept.
Speaker: Who? You. Who? It's hard telling. We went to the Mopar Nationals and we searched around and we found the barracuda and he said, this was my first car and it was some kind of random ass barracuda. No, no, no, no, no, no. My first coup, I had a 73 Dodge Charger with the 400 Magnum.
Speaker: Oh yeah, slapstick. That's the size of the motor. My first one was the 62 Nova. My second was my four galaxy. My third one was mercury.
Speaker: I think I had like four different Buicks. Like Buicks. No, I did. I did have a
Speaker: I had one of those. That was the one that was on 270 and somebody hammered me in the ass in and you knew Nick was in the backseat. Well, that explains a lot. No, I was out on 270 and had come to a stop. And Nick and Christopher was in the backseat.
Speaker: Michigan to the national championship. Theo. My my sister had the ultimate cool first car. She uh my grandma, my great grandmother passed away and they had a they had an auction. 84 Trans and that's cool. That's cool.
Speaker: Our buddy Theo just had his first car was an 84 Trans Am. His current car is a Tesla Model 3. I bought a Plymouth Fury. It was a Sheriff's car. It was registered for 180 miles an hour. I bought it from a kid from some Sinterberg.
Speaker: who lost his license because I bought it from him for $150 and had it for six months and knew that I was going to lose my license. I turned around and sold it to my kid brother.
Speaker: And he lost his license. Well, my great -grandmother died. They had an auction because she didn't have will, so they had an auction at the estate. And we went up there and in the barn was a 66 Dodge Dart with a 440 in it. And that fucking yacht with a giant motor. And the weird thing was,
Speaker: It didn't look like much, but my sister drove it for a short time. And when I got my license, I was told I wasn't allowed near it because the one time I did drive it, I destroyed a set of tires. Yeah. Well, that's interesting. Theo's response to you calling him a pussy because of his Tesla was brat. Oh, this thing was awesome. It's a Tesla.
Speaker: this Plymouth fear he had. I mean, I mean, I could take a corner and hurt 10 miles an hour and it would. Oh, it's on rails. Yeah. I had it. I had this thing for about six months and I thought, no, I'm going to lose my license. I started my brother. I'm told my kid brother for $200 and he lost his license within six weeks.
Speaker: Nathan Ratcliffe had that five oh five oh Mustang yeah we were yeah yeah yeah yeah that car made the rounds between all our friends I had it for like two weeks and I was like I gotta go gotta go I had to get rid of it sold it back to Nathan Theo uh Theo said he'd bet his uh 401k on any or his 401k on any car versus his uh his model three
Speaker: No. Hey, I will not be zero. He said his 60 in a blink of a fucking eye, but that doesn't make it. Theo said his test will do 60 and 1 .98 seconds. Yeah. They're stupid quick. Yeah. You know what? I got, I got, I got a spider on out here in the car out here in the garage. It'll take you.
Speaker: That's not a car. Yeah. You guys, you guys want to talk about losing your license on all your cool ass cars. Well, you know who lost his license for speeding in his car. This guy, you know what I had in 1986 Plymouth horizon four cylinder baby. And I lost my license for speeding in that motherfucker.
Speaker: I got busted for I got busted one time coming out of the church parking lot No, and and I wouldn't have gotten caught if the front tires didn't explode as I was doing my burnout Yeah, I fucking took off both my front tires exploded Did he not did he not did he not take did he not tell you that the other horizon then I bought for him I
Speaker: He rolled three times. Okay. Rolled it. First of all, I bought it for you. You didn't buy that horizon for me. You bought that horizon. You bought that horizon and drove it around for a year. How did you roll that car? He was over there in Apple Valley down there around the dam.
Speaker: a normal you do not say my name and normal sensible human being in the same sentence ever but I legitimately was and we came around a corner. It was on a gravel road and we came around the corner and off the embankment a deer came a deer jumped out. Oh no. Now we're now we come now. It's a deer. You know how many years I almost hit where I ended up in a field doing donuts.
Speaker: him and a dumbass friend of his goofing off
Speaker: for five minutes because I'm a deer. There was a deer. I had to get out of the way. Well, then how come there was all over the corn? But, you know, oh, you want to talk about it. You want to talk about trucks with dents all over it. Hey, Pops, why does your brand new dually have dental? Yeah. Shut the fuck up, prick.
Speaker: Talked shit to me. Yeah, I wasn't fucking around the one time So one time I was not fucking around the one time I was not fucking around and this summer listen to this This is why I don't like the way you drive on the side of a fucking mountain thinking your fucking day learn part Because the one time that I wasn't driving like an asshole. I drove my fucking car off for a 200 foot
Speaker: I did the ultimate stupid though, but I didn't wreck the car. So I consider it a win. I I've always
Speaker: As a younger kid, I always wanna know what would happen if you slammed on the emergency brake at like 40, 50 miles an hour. Okay, first of all, P .O. in summer. This is true. Shut up. This is true. But you know what was good about that? He walked away from it. We got the car home. I threw the battery back in the car. Bitch, it's still right up. It's out of wire, Duke. Yeah, some bitch in car still ran. It's out of wire and Duke.
Speaker: I swapped the motor out of that one. Yeah, you and your dog. Who swapped the motor out of it? He's me and Tony. He's me and Tony didn't know what we were doing. We took this fucking car per piece by piece.
Speaker: They literally just disassembled the whole damn thing. I got owns it. Why is the fender off? I'm going to get the motor out. We took every bolt, every hose, every wire. Everything. I can't go through this. How do we put it back together? Let's see. What the fuck do you guys do?
Speaker: But anyhow, they got the motor out and I put it in my other car that I actually bought. And I mean, they drove that thing to the fucking ground. They run it into the fucking ground. That other Horizon? That other Horizon? That Golden Horizon? After they got done with it, I gave it to my other child.
Speaker: I'll tell you what, those motors are called the Iron Duke. I am the lucky one, dude. Iron block, fucking four cylinder Dodge had for decades that they put in everything, including my car. They're unkillable.
Speaker: look that that gold horizon that gold horizon with me and all my idiot friends you know what cracks me up about the horizon what cracks me up about the horizon in general is i never knew anyone until i went to the career center and then everybody that fucking brother mother and sister had one yeah well that that gold horizon and now being my idiot friends
Speaker: And now the checks is frozen. Ah, there you go, Pops. Theo Dawson. Theo, that's my old man. That's supposedly, I don't know. He says he's my dad, but it's got to be going. You are the fruit of his loins. No, really, you know. Theo said you got the best mustache, Pops. Hello again, Joy.
Speaker: No, I am the lucky or she no. Yeah, I'm the lucky one. She's the first one. Well, thank you, dog. I know I do. I got a same male. I could grow a same. I like a mustache. I would rival yours. No, you can't. I just don't want to shave my beard. Yes, I can't. I don't want to shave my beard because my beard looks good. I'm like you. You look like a fucking almost man when you grow a beard. No, that's me. No, because I don't fucking call it nothing other than fuck it, whatever.
Speaker: But that gold horizon, you can't even shave your head with us. Shut up, Summer. Summer said you can't even shave your head without looking like a penis. She's on your ass. I'm a penis and witness protection. But that horizon, reading my stupid ass drunk friends,
Speaker: We don't. What do you mean? We, we, we, uh, once upon a time we, yeah, yeah. Dude, that's my dad. We, we, uh, we glued a super, uh, we glued a Mr. Clean action figure to the hood one time for a hood ornament. Every Buick Skylark, I had, I had that Buick logo as a hood ornament.
Speaker: And I actually had a little bitty penguin. Like maybe, it was maybe four or five inches tall. And I cut the ass. I remember that I would put it over top, the Buick logo, and when the car would hit 40 miles an hour, the wings of the penguin would rise. It was awesome. Well, Thea, Thea, if you get invited to... I remember you and Donny and...
Speaker: Oh shit, I can't think of the other guy's name. It wasn't Donny. It was me and Andy Goldsberry and our little crew. Well, Andy was supposed to do it. Here's the story. Here's the story. A couch on top of the roof and broke and tied it down and ripped the bumper off the back.
Speaker: Well, okay. We didn't rip the bumper off. No, that was the night that we ripped the bumper off of, but it had nothing to do with the couch.
Speaker: I've been involved in stories like that. So my buddy Andy Goldsberry, he was supposed to come over to another friend's of ours house with his pickup truck and we were going to put the couch in his pickup truck. But Andy flaked on us and I was like, well, we can put the couch on the roof of the car.
Speaker: We didn't have any ratchet. We didn't have any ratchet straps or toaster or rope or anything. So we use, uh, extension cords. Me and my other buddy, Nick, we got in the front seat and they, and we got in and then they, we, we, like we put the couch on there and then we got in the car and we ran the electrical cord through the driver, like the front doors. Cause this was a four door horizon. And, and then, uh,
Speaker: couple other guys got in the back and they ran cords around it and we were holding it down with the cords while we while I drove and then we had two of our buddies sitting on the couch on the roof of this **** car. Now, so, so, so, so, so, so, let me, let me, let me hit the chatter's box real quick and then I'll get to the bumper story because we did not hurt the car. Well, actually, let's wrap up a quick. We'll do an after show.
Speaker: Well, we need to do that once we get it out after I finish this. But Dio said it looks like he's getting invited to Thanksgiving dinner. He's met my beautiful queen and my pops. Well, you're one step ahead of me because I don't get invited to Thanksgiving. So there's a plus. Summer said the only time you can wear a magnum is if you put it on your head. Four or five inches, just like me hard.
Speaker: Summer said if the you gets invited Thanksgiving eat a plate for her. I won't be there. Why won't you be there? But I won't be there either because I don't get invited. No, but that America and Florida will be down. I am down for that. That that same night at the same party. Oh, bullshit.
Speaker: Yeah, that same night at that same party with the couch incident. Actually, that might have been the same night that we glued Mr. Clean to the hood. That was a night. Wow. We were all outside.
Speaker: We were all outside. We were all outside the barn because my buddy, Andy, his, his, his dad owned an excavating company and we partied in the shop. So this is like, he had this big pole barn, big shop. That's where we always party. His dad didn't care. We were at that, at that point, we were basically all of age. This was also, I, and nevermind. I'm not going to say that. I'm just going to.
Speaker: actually, you know what, fuck it. Um, we would party out there and it would usually end up with like change the names because they might incriminate. I don't really care. If they tried to deny it, I'll call them all fucking liars, but we would always like after our parties,
Speaker: unless we had significant others or whatever those of us who went to bed alone or whatever we would just all pile into Andy's room and it was like no big thing to have like seven or eight guys and Andy Spidger his dad used to his dad used to make fun of us so so hard for because they come out like his stepmom Andy's
Speaker: Andy's dad was married to a woman who was significantly older, younger than him. And she'd come up on Saturday morning or whatever to wake us up for breakfast. And he'd be like, yeah, a bunch of fags up there sleeping in Andy's room. But that night we had the horizon incident. We were all out there and we were all drinking. And somehow, I don't know how the topic came up, but it was, who could, who'd curl the horizon?
Speaker: I've had the same discussion with the guys while drinking around my Volkswagen Beetle. All the parties at Andy's at Andy's house were huge sausage fest, but that's just it is what it was what it was. But I was the only one I can proudly say that I was the only one that single handedly lifted that horizon off the ground.
Speaker: but after after after after about 10 different tries and then there might have been five or six guys who decided they were gonna lift that horizon up and move it like they were gonna they were gonna pick up the ass in and oh yeah and move it and when they did the bumper game i was like and i can you know i was like i can laugh about this
Speaker: I can actually laugh about this because the shit that he's doing ain't nothing the shit that I do with my dad's truck. Oh, yeah. My dad tells a story about him and his brothers would literally drop their dad off at work, go back home, swap the motor in the same vehicle, and then go pick him up from work. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Because it was a Wednesday. Oh, no.
Speaker: My dad, my dad had this Ford truck pickup truck. One night we were out, me and a bunch of friends, we were out on Broad Street. But it was so much fun. We were, we were out on Broad. A hundred percent. Broad, Broad and, and Roseburg road. There used to be a, so high a station there. Right. And a buddy of mine decided they got a Pepsi machine there.
Speaker: How you guys saw an ATM machine? No, it was a Pepsi machine. Or was it Uncle Pat that took it? Oh, no, no, it wasn't. Nevermind. It wasn't. They didn't even have ATMs back then. I was going to say, ATMs aren't that old. We tried to take a Pepsi machine. According to Grandpa, I backed up to this Pepsi machine. I backed up to this Pepsi machine. And a bunch of my friends, about three of them,
Speaker: through this peps and machine in the back of my. Yeah, that's a good set. When they did, the front wheels on my truck came completely across the grass. This motherfucker was just been filled.
Speaker: Not your shot. Grandpa struck. I was going to say the story that I heard from the story I heard from Grandpa was that you guys did steal the Pepsi machine, not try. No, we didn't, we didn't, we didn't get up because I couldn't steer. But we busted it open. Yeah.
Speaker: No, I'm actually. That night we went out and we ripped off, you know, Melvin Gibson had, we had a log chain and Melvin Gibson threw a log chain around, stop signs and shit like that. Well, that's, I worked at, I worked at Jersey Auto Mall for a short time and they had a big dumpster that was filled with brake discs.
Speaker: And for beer money, I would always grab like 10 or 12 and go turn them in for beer money. And finally, the owner noticed it one time that I was loading up brake discs in my car, and he's like, why don't you just take them all? I was like, all right. So we loaded them up to the point where I'm in a front -wheel drive Honda Accord, and I had so much weight in the back that I literally got in the car, went to drive it, and the car didn't move.
Speaker: I'm sitting there first gear and I'm, you know, the speedometer says I'm doing like 10 miles an hour. And I'm like, why aren't I moving? And one of the mechanics and where he's like, the front end of the car is off the ground. I literally had so much. We had to put like a hundred and twelve brake discs in the front passenger seat floor. Get that car to move. And we took it to Milliron.
Speaker: And I took a corner too fast and the rear end, something shifted and the whole car spun around at one point. It was, it was some seriously dumb shit, but I got like $350 and I was like, I'm good for like three weeks of beer. Okay. So speaking of pops was getting ready to say something about stealing road signs and stuff like that.
Speaker: You don't have the Bluetooth out there. What? You don't have the Bluetooth out there. You probably shouldn't have the Bluetooth out there. We can hear you guys. We can hear you guys arguing. This is as good as Jeff and his wife are. We'll go ahead and end this because I know Pops was going to say something about stealing road signs and I've got a story about stealing a road sign more than. Not arguing. He's going out to the kitchen to get another drink.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm trying to figure out what I want to drink Well, we're in this Okay, okay, hey pops I'm gonna end this yeah And I'll let you and then we'll come back and then we can go back to our Misadventures of drunken idiots
Speaker: And I'm trying to figure out what the hell I want to drink. We all have thousands of stories. But listen, I'm going to let you. I don't want to drink that one. You're going to let me drink that one?
Speaker: Hey pops, what do you want to hear? What? Since you're hanging out. Since you hang out. You're hanging out. You're hanging out. You're hanging out. You're hanging out. You're hanging out. You're hanging out. You're hanging out. You're hanging out. You're hanging out. You're hanging out. You're hanging out. You're hanging out. You're hanging out. You're hanging out. You're hanging out. You're hanging out. You're hanging out. You're hanging out. You're hanging out. You're hanging out. You're hanging out.
Speaker: Right here. Where I always go. You're going right here. All right. Yeah, I don't know if I'll go on Facebook. We'll throw it up on YouTube. Good problem. And I'm going to try to figure out what the fuck I want to drink. Can I do this outro? Are you sure you're not Jeff's dad? Jesus Christ. I've struggled with two Jeffs tonight. You brought him in.
Speaker: You told me to. You open the door. You open the door. What was that? What was that? What was that band back in the 90s that did that song Two Princes or whatever? Spin Doctors. Yeah, Spin Doctors. I need a parody song. Where's Rocky when I need him? I need a parody song called Two Jeffs. And if anything, he's so fucking viral. That song's good.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Open this enough. What the fuck is that? It's expensive. Oh, it's fancy. It's that one. Oh, okay. You know what we could we could I could I could sit down and everything. And they're not starving kid belly. I'm so I'm so
Speaker: Jesus Christ, let me get this fucking outro done. Yeah, for the love of God. All right, guys, thank you all for listening to this dumpster fire. I don't know how I don't know how to get rid of you. I can't get rid of you. Can I turn this mic off? No. Hello, Joe. I can't turn this mic off. No, you can't.
Speaker: Hey, go ahead. OK. Just shut the fuck up. Can we now? Yeah, shut up. He's going to yell at you for the past 20 minutes. He's going to yell at you for the one time you're actually being quiet.
Speaker: Alright. You know, I can I can I can play this song on my own tone. Oh my god. I gotta do this outro. Stop. Stop talking. The **** is he talking about?
Speaker: Anyways, outro, scene of the show is an outro. Shut up. You guys are a bunch of drunk. Anyways, thank you guys for listening to this absolute shit show. It's a Saturday night shit show. If you want to come back and hang out with us, we'll be back here in a few minutes. Hey, we'll have a few more minutes.
Speaker: Chatters box, thanks for hanging out as always. If you guys would like to join the chatters box, all you gotta do is follow us on social media. Stop it Jeff, I can still see your camera. If you guys would like to join us for a live show, it's not always this bad. And hang out with the chatters box, all you gotta do is follow us on social media, at Nonsense, well Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Twitch, YouTube.
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Speaker: Also, if you want to check out all the other episodes of the podcast, we've got 45 episodes posted. You can find us on Anchor Spotify, Google, Apple, basically anywhere you get your podcast. Y 'all used to just search up at nonsense for nonsense or just search up nonsense for nonsense. What? Summer says shut up, let Pops talk. Yeah, she said that 10 minutes ago.
Speaker: Right now you have to shut up and let me do what I do. Jesus. Mother Mary and Joseph.
Speaker: Oh, love this pod. Thank you, Theo Dawson. I love you too, brother. If you're in Ohio, Theo, and I don't know if you're in Ohio, come back in here. Let's, let's, let's, uh, let's figure out where you're at. I want to hang out with this guy. Cause he's a Browns fan, but, uh, yeah, definitely. If you want to, if you want to, if you actually, nobody wants to sponsor this mess, basically fight this show, you can find the show on the make a wish campaign.
Speaker: John Cena's gonna come do a make a wish for her bucket. Anyways, thank you guys for listening. We're out of here. It's another Super Size show. I brought the gas. Jeff brought the matches. Pop brought the dumpster. And I get it.
Speaker: We are out of here. Posh, you have to shut the fuck up so we can do some prodigal son. That's not it. That's all Jesus. Oh, baby, sweet, baby, Jesus. Sweet, baby, Tom Cruise, Jesus. That's actually a really good song, but that's all I wanted to do. I'm just over here just pushing all. None of them are coming up.
Speaker: I broke the internet. We are going to anybody who is in this slide, we are going to come back and do after show shenanigans, the misadventures of drunken idiots. Yeah, I'm going to run to the store. I can't. I can't. I can't. I don't know what I did, Jeff. Jeff, hurry up. I don't know what I did. I broke it. Yeah, they're trying to go off. Even Joe's like, shut the fuck up Scott.
Speaker: Scott, I'm trying to get off. I already got off. I don't know about Jeff, but I already got off. I finished a long time ago. That's why I'm so relaxed. Hey, what do you mean? I'm not my fault player. There you go. Go to the store.
Speaker: I got this **** covered. Okay, go to the store. You guys still talking about you? I was going to say fix it. Figure it out. I'm going to I'm going to
Speaker: I'm going to the store, Jeff. Prodigal son's coming up. Yeah. Prodigal son. We're finishing the episode with a terrible episode. Oh, terrible. Yes, that is my real ego. What the **** Echo. Alright. Blacktop Bojo coming up. Shut up, pops. This is cool.
Speaker: It's a good video. This is an awesome video for one of my favorite songs by then. Oh, I never seen it before. Go follow Blacktop Makeup on social media. And Blacktop Makeup.
Speaker: Let me walk my own path And don't worry about me I've got everything I need When you see the world through my own eyes Climb the mountain to see the sky Across the stars on the other side
Speaker: One of these days I won't be around I'll rip my roots out from the ground With wings above the streetways I'll fly towards the sun until they melt from my back
Speaker: Nothing left to find, there's nothing more than this
Speaker: I'll rip my roots up from this ground With wings of feather stringing waves I'll fly towards the sun until they've been frozen
Speaker: My roads are from the ground With wings up in the stream waves Well, I fly towards the sun until it rains
