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Speaker: Here's President Coloring Book and Barack Okami asking for your donation of only $5 to their 2024 election campaign.
Speaker: What else are you going to do with that $5?
Speaker: Buy eight eggs?
Speaker: Listen to how cool they talk to each other.
Speaker: Hey, Barack.
Speaker: Hey, Joe.
Speaker: Good to see you, man.
Speaker: Good to see you, man.
Speaker: That's how presidents talk to each other.
Speaker: Your donations are the reason President Biden won the last election.
Speaker: Did you mean for all those words to come out together or did they just fall out randomly?
Speaker: He brought our economy back from crisis.
Speaker: Remember that crisis when gas was well under $2 and eggs were cheaper than crack and your IRA and 401k wasn't on the brink of being looted?
Speaker: Yeah, that crisis.
Speaker: Joe might even call you.
Speaker: Please, God, let Joe Biden call me.
Speaker: President Culverick Book is so feeble, he could call you and you could reply, Joe, is your refrigerator running?
Speaker: And he'd reply, let me go check, followed by the sound of a phone being set down on the counter, never to be picked up again.
