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“This Episode Has Zero Emissions! Happy, Amateurs?” *THIS WEEK:*

S5 E235 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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*THIS WEEK:* 

  • The dumbest idea President Coloring Book has NEVER had. 
  • “Two traitors walk into a commercial…”
  • “This Week in Corporate Tyranny”!
  • The New “Ben & Jerry’s” ice cream flavors are out! 

*On “A la Carte”:* The mayor of New York learned nothing from Will Smith, the latest from The Biden Crime Family, and “Here he comes/Mister Netherlands”!

*On “3 Pro Things”:*  The Amish might be on to something, you can’t win “The Racism Game” with amateurs, and from my book, “The 30 Truths About Amateurs”.

*DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL: “Amateur Nation*”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous*

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Transcript

Election Campaign Donation Request

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Here's President Coloring Book and Barack Okami asking for your donation of only $5 to their 2024 election campaign.

What Could You Buy with $5?

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What else are you going to do with that $5?
00:00:09
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Buy eight eggs?
00:00:10
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Listen to how cool they

Presidential Banter

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talk to each other.
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Speaker
Hey, Barack.
00:00:13
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Hey, Joe.
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Speaker
Good to see you, man.
00:00:16
Speaker
Good to see you, man.
00:00:17
Speaker
That's how presidents talk to each other.

The Power of Donations

00:00:19
Speaker
Your donations are the reason President Biden won the last election.

Economic Sarcasm

00:00:23
Speaker
Did you mean for all those words to come out together or did they just fall out randomly?
00:00:28
Speaker
He brought our economy back from crisis.
00:00:32
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Remember that crisis when gas was well under $2 and eggs were cheaper than crack and your IRA and 401k wasn't on the brink of being looted?

Prank Call from President Coloring Book

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Yeah, that crisis.
00:00:41
Speaker
Joe might even call you.
00:00:43
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Please, God, let Joe Biden call me.
00:00:45
Speaker
President Culverick Book is so feeble, he could call you and you could reply, Joe, is your refrigerator running?
00:00:51
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And he'd reply, let me go check, followed by the sound of a phone being set down on the counter, never to be picked up again.