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Speaker: What's going on everybody? Happy Saturday. Ah, there it is. Welcome to Nonsense School Nonsense, everybody.
Speaker: You got Jeff in the building, Tony Deeds in the building. And of course, y 'all know who I am, the one and only, Glick. Often duplicated, often imitated, hated on by motherfuckers who don't even know me. I think you got a nerve struck in this shit.
Speaker: I do have to give out our parental advisory. There are explicit content. I like that, Jeff. Two points for you, Jeff. Good job. Tony, Tony, just a reminder, you are guilty by association. You need another one up there. One that said D's nuts. How about that? I could get that in a couple of clicks of the mouth, baby. Yeah, that's easy. I'm just saying that. But, God damn it, all the hell.
Speaker: Did I ruin your flow? No, no. No, my phone did. Yes, you did. No, my phone did. That didn't take long to ruin its flow. We're going to do a flow that's going to bitch off once it is over. Amen to that. Did I really just do that? Yes, you did. Probably. Anywho.
Speaker: And welcome. Sorry. I fucked up my floor. Not Jeff. Uh, welcome to the show. What would not have since everybody. I'm click. You know that already. If you're not already, go ahead and shake us out on all them social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and tick tock. What up Mark? Appreciate that too. Don't forget to listen to us live and hang out with us live on YouTube and Twitch.
Speaker: every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday. And if you can't listen to us live, or watch us live, hang out with us live, then feel free to check us out on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts, all at Nonsense School Nonsense Podcast. You know the drill, give us a follow, give us a like. And if you be so kind, give us a share, and don't forget, if you are watching us live, you can also share the live out, which is what kind of fucked up my flow, because that's what I was doing as we were starting, and then
Speaker: I went full on retarded, which as we all know, if you've seen the movie Tropical Thunder, you never go full retarded. But I did. So what are you going to do? Wait, we've gone full retarded since day one. I'm sorry. That's kind of the premise of the show. I hate to burst your bubble.
Speaker: I digress. It is what it is, you know. What are we gonna do? We are the special needs class. Ladies and gentlemen, this show contains more shit than you can handle. So please buckle the fuck in and hold the fuck on, you sons of bitches. Amen, Mark. Amen to that, buddy. About two minutes later.
Speaker: Oh, I'm sorry. It wasn't like I wasn't doing anything else. Not sitting here. I don't know. Cooking or taking a shit or whatever it is you're doing. Gentlemen, what's been going on? How's your weekend? How's your weekend been? Oh, sick as a dog on Wednesday, as you know. Yeah. You told me you were on your period. Yeah. Poor thing.
Speaker: According to everyone, men can have periods too. I was going to say, if we've learned anything in recent months, men can have periods. Those are for you. As usual, it was coming out both ends. It was horrible. Being that goddamn Mexican food again. It's like crack. It's good.
Speaker: No, I think I I think I caught like a like a small virus or something. I don't know. All I know is not good. What the **** is that? Are you remodeling your house? No **** dude. I'm doing my dishwashing. Y 'all shut the **** up. You don't
Speaker: Jesus Christ. I feel like we're doing a show or anything here. We got a wrecking ball coming. Hey Miley Cyrus, why don't you mute your mic? Good Lord. You're in the bathroom on the toilet. I don't even want to fucking hear it from you. Well, at least it's quiet.
Speaker: We're a change. It wasn't quiet before the show. I had to mute Jeff's mic before the show. When we were backstage, I was downloading music and I was like, this motherfucker's got to catch a case. I need to mute his mic because I do not want to be able to accomplish. Yeah, these kids are driving me nuts. Guilty by association, Blake. Guilty by association. That's why I was not associating myself. Oh, boy. I was not associating myself.
Speaker: Jason had to go test this morning in his martial arts class, he did good. He took his what? He had to go test this morning for his martial arts class. Nice. So he did good on that, Jason. Now you have to put my headphones on, you won't put yours on. See, that's called selfish. Why don't I always be able to play your hat for a while? You always do, because you tell me it's too loud. Yeah, but I didn't do it this time. No, okay, so you don't want me to? I can take them off? Exactly. Why don't you turn it down? The chick will still hear you. Don't listen. Yes, they can. You just can't hear them.
Speaker: We just got back from seeing it I would recommend that as a parent I recommend that if somebody who needs to realize and understand what it takes to work around different society different issues I recommend it to people who think this society is better than another they don't want to deal with any other society I recommend it to people who don't believe in different types of people have the same relationships I recommend to society and everybody who needs to understand people period that end of story. That's a good damn move
Speaker: Oh, we can hear him. We can.
Speaker: What movie? What's a good movie? I just told you. Elemental. Oh. Good movie. Good, good, good, good, good movie. I still got to be a green dollar movie. You know, you know all the puppies. Catch up. I didn't catch the name of it. Not bad. No, sorry. No, sorry. Watch your own replay. Nah, I got better things to do. Watch your own replay. Right?
Speaker: I got better things to do. I have a question. Tony, Tony, Tony, you might have the answer to this. And I don't know if it's true or not. Did the dude that does the voice for Optimus Prime die or something? I think he did.
Speaker: Why don't you just do it, dude? Like, you are... Because I have you two idiots to ask questions. No, I think you did a while ago. Peter Cullen. Yeah. I think... He also voiced Bumblebee. I know he was sick. I know he was sick for a minute. He did Optimus Prime and he did Megatron.
Speaker: but he didn't do Megatron, did he? No, he's not dead. I thought so. He's not dead. From what I've seen, he's not dead, no. He's 81. That's what I told you earlier, Jeff. I don't think he's dead because he's been all over YouTube and TikTok lately with the new movie coming out and talking about how great it was to play such an iconic character for as long as he had. Good question, Jeff. Honestly, that was a good question. Thank you. I just saw, like somebody was asking him the other day in an interview,
Speaker: when you leave this world, when do you want to leave your fans? Yeah, that came out last year. That video, that voice came out. Right. And I saw it pop up like seven times on TikTok within 20 minutes. So I was like, is this motherfucker die? Hold up. Wait a minute. And Glick, I apologize. I know I cut you off. My bad. Dude, you know how many voiceovers he did? Oh, a ton. Because when that video first came out, I looked it up. He was on all the Transformers. I didn't know he was on Voltron.
Speaker: Really? Yes, and that voice did sound funny. He was on Voltron Fleeter Doom. He did a bunch of the transformative voices. We knew he did. He was on GI Joe. He was on Go Box. Damn. He is Canadian and virus descent. He's from Montreal, Quebec. So y 'all can't say fuck Canada no more. Oh, I have something to tell you guys later on that I can say fuck Canada. Canada might be on Florida level with this one.
Speaker: Wow, yeah, he's done a lot of animated voice now. Jeff, I will tell you this, and I'll throw this out there. The voiceovers of the character that he's done, yeah, he's gonna be iconic for a while. Cuz he was on a lot of the - Just from Transformers alone, I mean, is enough to leave him to be iconic because -
Speaker: Yeah, he's done some serious work up here. He really has. I didn't know he was on Voltron. I didn't realize he was on GI Joe. I didn't know that either. But I know he's been like steady voice work most of his life.
Speaker: And Jonathan Freaks, he's a world right girl from start to the next generation. He does a lot of animated voiceovers. Cree Summer, she was a Freddy on Different World. She does a lot of animated voiceovers. Which one was Freddy? Is that the motorcycle pick? Freddy was the one, nah, she was the one that was kind of like the flower child. Oh, OK, OK. She does a lot. And she was on Tiny Tunes, I think. Tiny Tunes of Animaniacs.
Speaker: You just looked up that guy and then Peter Cullen and then you were looking at other people that do voice. I can't remember that there's one there's one person on the list of people that do voiceovers and they have like a 300
Speaker: call sheet, 300 people, 300 show call sheet of voiceovers they've done. And it's somebody that, like, I can't remember who it is, but it was, it's somebody that you're like, holy shit, that's that person, you know, from X show or, you know, it was like a child star that made it good in the, what's it called? Voiceover world, so to speak. Yeah. Voice acting.
Speaker: Voice acting would be cool. I think it'd be like, it's got to be cakewalk. It's got to be cakewalk. Really? No, it's not. Because you don't know. From my understanding, it does have like, like you do multiple takes and stuff like that. I get that. But the three of us could do it. I mean, all we do is fucking talk all day. Yeah, but us and talking is different than voicing a character for a cartoon or an animated movie or a movie like the Transformers movies.
Speaker: because you are literally in a room. Are you saying it's because I have to read Chris? Well, there's that for you. Yes. But you have to you have to carry out a dialogue with nothing. It's not like doing a regular when you're out of part.
Speaker: and the other actors are surrounded you and they're in character. Most times you watch like the behind the scenes stuff that you see of voice actors, it's just them in a sound room or in the studio with the script in front of them. They might have other act like Tom Hanks and Tim Allen when they were in the bookstore, they were together. You might get that from time to time, but you also get a lot of time where you're voicing these characters in the booth by yourself.
Speaker: So you have to really get into character and really understand the scene and what you're doing. Well, yeah, but it comes down to, that's why you have directors and stuff like that. They'll be like, hey, give me, give me, you're scared. You're, you know, they give you kind of direction, obviously by the name of their job title. They kind of put you, okay, yeah, that's perfect. Do it like that. Or can you do it like this? But I think it would be fun. I think it would be, I'm not saying I would thrive at it, but I'd like to try.
Speaker: My oldest, he was working on doing voiceovers. You gotta get, you gotta audition for it, and then they gotta pull you. Mandy, how you doing? So - Right, well, yeah, it's just like regular acting. Yeah, I would love to do it as well. It would be fun to me. But you gotta speak with the emotion of the animation. That's the kicker. You gotta like - Well, I mean - We're all Mandy. What was it, Tom Banks was talking about when he did Toy Story, the first one. He got out of the booth after like three days, and he was just like, I can't fucking talk.
Speaker: Because he's screaming you're a toy, you know shit like that and and even even Chris's favorite person Vin Diesel doing Groot He had to like he literally had to do it different inflections he had to do What is it he Had to do it multiple languages like so in Spanish
Speaker: you know, stuff like that. So it's, I'm sure it's tedious, but it'd be - Well, even - It'd be like a paycheck for what, three days worth of work? But like anything you do over time, you develop, you strengthen your vocal cords as well. Right. Because even doing this show, when we first started, or even when I would do my Saturday nights, you know, my Saturday night stuff, like the Glick Show or Vape and Chill or whatever on other platforms, Sunday, my voice was shot.
Speaker: And when we first started doing this, doing this show, um, you know, the, the day after my voice would be wrecked and all we're doing is talking. Exactly. Yeah. But now, you know, over time.
Speaker: Um, you know, my, but it's just like, you know, if you, if you were lifting 50 ballot, 50 pound bags of concrete all day, you know, you get used to it. It's the same content. So, you know, it's something you build on, but, you know, like I said, uh, what was it? I was seeing somebody there's a, he does like small parts. Like you would barely notice him. He's background, but he's getting residuals.
Speaker: And on things he said in one movie like 20 years ago, he's getting still paid. He's not making bank. He's like, I got $1 .38 today. Yeah, you get a movie and it lasts, you always got a check coming. That's where you got to keep something clean, keep something universal. That way everybody's always going to watch it. Right. That's why I think the Rock's a billionaire. A lot of his movies are pretty much clean. Well,
Speaker: No, but like this guy, he did what he was, uh, he was, uh, he did, uh, like background acting on friends in one episode. And he was like, uh, he, he, he does a TikTok and he shows like a stack of checks. And he's like, this one was from episode six of friends season four. And it's a dollar 38, you know, but it was like, but he's got a stack, like 15 deep. And he says he gets them every month.
Speaker: So if you get tricked every month, you ain't losing. Yeah, I mean, I would say he's probably pulling in maybe eight grand a month. Hey, I'll take that. Right? For something you did 10 years ago? She said we already have this. Thank you. I appreciate it. Let me know what movie you want me to do, because I'm waiting on Green Lantern. We'll knock that shit out the park. Tony, we're going to make you Green Lantern.
Speaker: I already got. I just got a problem. I just don't stuff him inside of a green lantern and say there now you're green. Well, we can we can animate stuff. We can animate. No, we can animate. No, we can animate the animate. I got a problem with this shit. That's all I got. I don't think anybody's trying to fake you. And I don't think anybody. I think the same people that are that are fake. You're popular. You're not that popular are the are the same people that you call they that you that you beefing with all the time.
Speaker: Do you have any topics you want to discuss tonight? I don't know why. Okay good. I do. Well go for it. But why? What's on your mind? Plenty.
Speaker: Well, what's on your mind? Speak your mind before you speak your mind. I'm reading the news and just looking at shit, but I'm trying to let you do what you do first, because I can just wait till I do mine, but I let you know me in performance. I'm trying to follow it before I ever go. Here he goes. Stay off the news, Tony, and smash me your mind. I do want to inform you guys, I did make an executive decision the other day. Oh, here we go. Regarding the show, we're still here Monday, Wednesdays, and Saturdays, but we're going to start at 7 now.
Speaker: Well, Tony, you can't make it at six to save your life. Jeff, on the Wednesdays when you are here, it might be a little bit better with your schedule. And on top of it, throughout the week, I don't like the rushing around that I have to do. Yeah, the run around and get right here on time on Wednesdays. And I want to start going back to the gym.
Speaker: So I need that. I just don't know if I can stay three hours. Well, I mean, I understand you got to get onto air time and be on air time until you are so jealous of me having another life besides just yourself.
Speaker: You do the show three times a week, you can make time. You can take a break from all the drama. Three times a week. You just want to talk till you finish talking and drinking. Right? We stay pretty tight during the week. Mondays we stay pretty tight at three hours. We go over three hours on purpose. No, I don't know. Saturday night we get there. It's only if he's really drinking.
Speaker: Monday nights are different. Monday nights, we stay pretty tight. Nobody has to get up Sunday morning for work. Of course, Tony shows up an hour late and then we go three hours so Tony can say I stayed for three hours. So Tony's like, you can't give me shit. I gave you three hours. No, that actually makes sense. You know, the extra hour will actually
Speaker: helped me a lot because that's, that's the biggest problem. Especially Wednesdays, I literally get off work and I'm still on work for another hour, but I'm already on the show. Yeah. So hopefully that'll take away some of the distraction that you have in the first hour. Like I said, Tony, you won't have to feel rushed. I won't have to feel rushed, but also I feel like that seven o 'clock timeframe, I've been doing a lot of research and a lot of stuff lately in the past couple of weeks. Um,
Speaker: educating myself, like I always do. And that seven o 'clock start time also seems a little bit better for like viewership and your retention and stuff like that. So. No, that makes sense. Yeah. From what I have seen, based on you saying that seven to eight o 'clock seemed to have the most numbers. It's true. Edumucating. Yes. Edumucating. What the fuck? Edumucation. Edumucation. I'm smirk. I graduated.
Speaker: you know, with honors. I feel you ghost. I'm catching what you're putting down. Yeah. You're speaking our language. No, so we're an English teacher's worst nightmare. I'm just saying.
Speaker: I don't told you guys what happened my senior year. English teacher said, if you give me four speeches, you don't ever have to come back to my class ever again, and I'll give you a fucking A. I was like, cool, so I can go work. You do it all at one week? That was the only class I had my senior year was that damn English class. I worked in the morning and then the hell I was able to stay at work a little bit later. Well, yeah, but she was also 900 years old.
Speaker: but edu mycation edumacation same difference but um shit I was gonna say something else I know speaking of speaking of uh viewers and and shit like that um just more on a personal note for me to everybody who I did not expect much of a crowd I did not expect um too much viewing or anything like that
Speaker: But it's coming to everybody who came out and hung out with me Thursday night. I haven't locked down a day or time yet when that's gonna happen, but that is gonna start happening. Maybe weekly, maybe every other week. I don't know. We'll see how I feel. Your original plan was weekly. Yeah, well, it's just gonna depend on topics and because - You understand that for me.
Speaker: Because, you know, got to do research some things I got to do research some things I got to look up so I can, but I for those of you who don't know I brought back. Not just Tony but Tony was in that mix of people who've been kind of getting on me and requesting to see me do something on my own again.
Speaker: a little bit different than how I used to do it, but I'm sure the way I used to do it will still fall into play to a certain degree. So I brought back the rebirth, I guess you could say, of the Glick Show Thursday night. And I wasn't really expecting anything as far as viewership, but had a decent turnout. And I uploaded it last night and gotten surprisingly a few plays pretty quick on our Spotify and other various places.
Speaker: So how many times do you listen to yourself? I listened to it. I actually uploaded it yesterday and it has been on constant replay since I uploaded it. It's still on replay on my tablet in the background. I'm actually going to play that for break. I took out 10 minute section. So we're going to get a half hour of the Glick Show for breaks. How about listeners?
Speaker: I actually saw something interesting. There's a there's a band and I guess they're a pretty decent band, but they Spotify pays like What is like four cents a listen something like that some weird thing right and so what they did is they put out an album and
Speaker: of nothing but silence, 12 songs, and ask their fans, play it on repeat while you sleep. And our next concert will be free. Nice. And they've done 12 concerts for free because they're making all their money off Spotify. And I was like, no, wait a
Speaker: fucking life hack motherfucker. That first show was a little rocky, but it was also more personal than I think we've ever been gotten on here before as well. So that was a little bit of a tough subject for me to dive into.
Speaker: Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. It's just an hour of people. Just dancing around in a robe tuck. Tuck back.
Speaker: wild horses on repeat in the background, some girl in the background screaming because she's in a cage. It puts the lotion. I just want to take some pictures. Relax. You want to come back to my place, watch a movie, have a couple of brewskis.
Speaker: party party party party ghost flu the glitch show is the show that I used to do on periscope and tick tock and it was just me on Saturday nights hanging out drinking it was very heavily
Speaker: Alcoholic no, it was it was it was I mean it was there was a lot of alcohol that was consumed But that's not that's that's 100 % true fact -checked and it's a fact Tony No, it was just me interacting with the guests with the with the chatter's box and hanging out with them and having fun You know, I do plan on down the road having guests come in if I covered certain subjects and certain topics people who are a little bit more
Speaker: uh in the expertise of that realm um and some things are already in the works as far as that goes but um Tony I actually uh real quick here I actually found a excerpt from the show Chris did it looks like this
Speaker: That was actually a screenshot. That was the exact outfit that I wore. Yeah, screenshot from the episode just so everybody knows. I was literally just scrolling through it. You're just now in a screenshot. You sound real fucking judging.
Speaker: Still saying. Just mad I thought of it before you. That's all. Yeah, kind of.
Speaker: I had my beard all cheesed up too, like 80s style, big cheesed up my beard. It's the fees going out. Oh yeah. But no, the Glitch show, just be on the lookout on our social media guys. I'll post what I'm going to do it. I'm thinking Thursdays, maybe around seven or eight. It's only an hour. How long are you going for? Yeah, about an hour. Probably an hour, hour and a half.
Speaker: You know, unless the conversation carries it longer than that. I'm only playing it for about an hour, hour and a half. We did an hour and a half Thursday night. It was a good time. We had a, we were some interaction from the chatter's box, which was nice. But like I said, it was, it was, it was a little, got a little deep, a little bit, little personal. We talked about men's mental health and stuff like that. And I kind of spoke for my perspective.
Speaker: my own perspective and my own experiences and kind of struggles and stuff like that. So, but that was the first episode. Like I said, there could be episodes where I talk sports. There could be episodes where I talk true crime or paranormal or whatever decides to pop into my head at that moment in time where these two jackoffs, I can't keep their attention for 30 seconds, so I can't have a conversation.
Speaker: Wait, what? Sorry, I wouldn't pay attention. What's going on? Speaking of men's mental health, tomorrow, gentlemen, is Father's Day. Yes, it is. Happy Father's Day to you both and to anybody listening that is a father or identifies as a father, I guess. Happy Father's Day to you guys. Tomorrow is going to be my first Father's Day.
Speaker: going to be father day, stepfather day, and my first grandfather day. Grandfather day. Yeah. Tony's a grandpappy now, Jeff. You weren't here to hear the news. Holy shit. You are old motherfucker. Happy, uh, a little bit like a little bit. It was a little rocky. It wasn't, it wasn't my greatest work, but like I said, I was driving back into it.
Speaker: Well, not only that, I've gotten used to having cohorts, so to say, but also being so personal and whatnot and not really, and I didn't dive too deep. I just kinda probably just touched the surface, but still. But no, yeah, like Jeff said, happy Father's Day to all the dads out there, to the dads, not you single moms.
Speaker: Yeah, fuck me. You already got a day. If I see you goofy asses on social media. By the way, Lincoln's here. Lincoln's here.
Speaker: Leggy in the house. I'm gonna need you to get your demographic straight because this song clearly says that Irish are top and she's obviously that's what makes it funny because it pisses her off. Tony. Hold on. You want to see you want to see me get Tony in trouble. Please.
Speaker: Tony, Tony, where's Scotland? Where's Ireland? Between your mouth and your ass. I'm going to have to verify that that's not true.
Speaker: I asked the question because I wasn't sure. I said, is Scotland the island or is Ireland, you know, which one's which? I wasn't 100 % sure. Tony was like, I can't piss people off, Tony. I'm too lovable. Okay. Let me be honest with everybody up in here. The first time we had this conversation, it was about a year and a half, almost two years ago. Me and Brian talked about how it was in the chat.
Speaker: And I was really understanding that Ireland was on the same island as the UK. I mean, it was Britain. And Scotland was on the other side. I was wrong. She's from over there. She told me, don't be trying to tell me about it. You got your ass chewed out for it. I didn't get my ass chewed out. I was wrong. And I knew that was her thing. She's wrong. She's wrong, yes, she's right. So she laid me out. Brian was dying. Glick was dying. Both of them kissed my husband. I had my heart to guess my soul.
Speaker: I honestly did think that Scotland was over there and Ireland was on the same island as Britain. So I was wrong about that. That's how all that crazy started. And as you can see, these two slapping the knucklehead, no good. Sorry, motherfuckers. Don't let shit go. That's why I'm beyond the ass. I'm just saying. Who's he talking about? I can't find him.
Speaker: I know he did because he's he's calling us because he's the biggest knucklehead in this room. Mark, I really did do that. Tony, I can help you. That's photoshopped because clearly Scotland is the island.
Speaker: Photoshop these nuts. I did. Excuse me while I die. Quick Google search. I'm sorry. I was around before Google. Jeez was good. What's going on, Jeez? I was around before Google and a lot of things was on memory. So if I'm wrong, I'm wrong. I'll admit it when it happens. I got to face that every now and then. You were around when there was electricity. What are you talking about?
Speaker: what Tony was born, they didn't have electricity or or running water, indoor plumbing. There you go. Apparently, they didn't have reasons either. Look at you. Tony, what was it like hanging out with a dinosaurs? They're hanging out with you and your moms.
Speaker: Jeff's mom is actually really awesome. She's way better to hang out with you. I know. I'm going to leave. Jeff's mom, I apologize. I would much rather hang out with his mom. He's like exactly listening. She lasted two episodes. Yeah. The only time I would actually, my mom would actually listen to this is when somebody plays her at her funeral. Damn.
Speaker: Hey, Tony D. What's on your mind tonight, man? You said you got some shit on your mind. What's on your mind tonight? I'm scrolling through everything now. Just putting some stuff together. I'm working on the broad, the solo broadcast that I'll be doing myself. I'm going to be working on current event sports and definitely keeping the music going. I've got a couple of episodes up and got a couple of songs where I don't get flagged on YouTube, which is a plus for me.
Speaker: I am trying to find more. Mr. Have donut, what the hell? How's it going? We have donuts. So, I mean, if I share it here, that's cool. I didn't want to do a football finish, finish football broadcast, but I was, I waited. I had to do the day. So I might do one in the morning. I just want to, I'm like you, when you go solo, you want to have some content with it.
Speaker: Yeah, I want to have a flow with it. We can talk about something to give my opinion all day. But I know a bunch of these fact checkers and source verifiers. Y 'all get on my nerves. That's why I don't necessarily do it. But I can still post I can throw some shit together. I just wanted to be right. I worked on trying to use it every month last night. I want to be used to that one. That's a sharp ass.
Speaker: you can't you can't let you can't let you know that the people who disagree with you or or you know they they might check something and you can't let them get out they're part of the they're part of what you're you know we have people I don't I don't feel like here any fucking miles no more that's the only problem and I get where they're coming from nobody wants you to say anything false or anything wrong and they don't want you to put out some bullshit I'm good with that yeah that's why I've been looking at so much trying to look into it um I will
Speaker: be guilty of speaking on what I see with TikTok videos like Jeff does. But I'm seeing a lot of what they got over there in other places as well. I'm careful on some of that shit because I ain't gonna lie, that shit going on down in that article got my attention.
Speaker: I look at it like this, and this is what I said Thursday night. This is just my opinion. This is just kind of my views. It's not anything factual, but I also wasn't speaking on anything factual. I made it very clear. If somebody wanted to be argumentative, then quick search. I'll get you the facts and numbers if you want them.
Speaker: Um, but that's not what I was going for or anything like that. Um, but, uh, speaking, speaking of current sports, just real quick, uh, Tony or Jeff, I know you're going to kind of glaze over for this first story, but I kind of want to get Tony's opinion. And I have another story that Jeff, I think you might get involved in. And I wish Jojo was here for this second story, but, um,
Speaker: Tony, what's your views on the John Morant thing? 25 game suspension. He got busted for waving a brandishing a gun on Instagram last year. And then he got into a little bit of trouble. And he got into a little bit of trouble. He's a basketball player. He got into a little bit of trouble. Well, then his dumb ass turned around and did it again.
Speaker: So now he's facing next season at the beginning of the season, he's facing a 25 game suspension. Okay. I have a question. What is the problem of him brandishing a gun? Because when you, when you, excellent question, when you are an, an, an, a professional athlete in your contract, there is a,
Speaker: behavior and conduct or conduct clause in there. Okay. Saying. You can't do anything reckless. Well, you know, saying things that you can or cannot do because you're representing the team like Ben Roethlisberger almost got in trouble or he did get into a little bit of trouble with the Steelers because he was in a motorcycle accident. This is good, right? And his contract is said.
Speaker: can I ride a motorcycle dumbass? Really? No. He's a starting quarterback. Well, they were looking out for safety. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're looking out for their best. He had no requirement to wear a helmet. Where he was at. But they got on him because he got on the record. Yeah. State law says you didn't have to wear a helmet. And stuff like that. I mean, like, there's conduct clauses in every, but
Speaker: you're representing the team. So John Moran going being on Instagram live and waving a gun around they felt was a detriment to their brand. Who's he played for? John Moran plays for the Memphis Grizzlies. Can y 'all hear me? They're my Bluetooth off. Yeah. All right. Let me go ahead and drop this down because I'm going to go ahead and go ahead on it. Me and Ted talked about this.
Speaker: Ted said he was going to get 20 games. I said he was going to get 40. And I actually put it to where he was. He was going to miss half the season. And he was going to be able to get an all -star break because the two offenses that we know of, apparently there are more that they know. They didn't say nothing about. Here's my question, Tony, real quick. By taking somebody out of the game, you're still paying them, though, right? They don't get paid for the games they don't play in. He's losing a total of $60 million.
Speaker: Okay, that because I was gonna say, if you're gonna pay me to sit on the fucking bench, I'll do it. You know, we don't want that. The fans don't. Your money comes from the people wanting to see you, i .e. LeBron, Kobe Bryant, Shaq and all that. So he cost himself $60 million. Um, I think he got lucky because I thought it was going to be 40 games. He only got 25. He got over.
Speaker: He really did get over, he lost $60 million off of a $200 million contract. But is that detriment to the team to actually take a player off the field? Yeah, but you can't have nobody out here acting an ass. Wouldn't it be better to find him?
Speaker: You can't have nobody out here acting like that. He's the star of the team. He's the star of the team. As the star, you don't want him on the bench. So just find him 60 million. That's the same thing as, that's like saying, you know, with the whole Deshaun Watson thing last year.
Speaker: Well, I'm talking about last year when he was actually supposed to be playing for Cleveland. Yes, because he came in and he is their guy like they're putting all their eggs in the basket with Tushawn Watson. But he had all those allegations of different various forms of sexual assault or whatever the case may be. Fish in misconduct would be really what I saw.
Speaker: None of it was criminal because the judge said that when they tried to make it a criminal case, the judge said, there's no proof. There's no proof based off of the conversations that were had with Deshaun and these Instagram models, they were not even masseuses, they were Instagram models. The conversations that were had between them before they ever met and everything like that, and this, that, and the other thing,
Speaker: So it became a civil thing, but it was still a black mark on his on his name on his head career. Yeah, so the league couldn't just find him. I'm going to play professional sport. I'm going to be a super fucking star. I'm going to become a goddamn monk.
Speaker: Well, that's, that's exactly what I've said a million times over. So even though yes, even though yes, jerk off and call it a day, brother. You got to do, you got to do what LeBron does and go to work and go home. The only problem LeBron ever had in the NBA that ever heard of. And I'll tell you, this is a fan of somebody who watches ESPN and news. That motherfucker was speeding in Ohio one time and they let him go.
Speaker: Yeah, that's the only problem I've ever heard out of LeBron. You read about if I was that rich. Well, I mean, he was in Ohio and they're not going to stop him. They know where he's going for the most part. They're going to escort his ass. But when it comes to the ladies or whatever you're into,
Speaker: Stay the fuck home, and you won't get in trouble. You stay out of trouble. I mean, it's so bad. Well, the other thing is you carry around a document saying, I agree to whatever happens, you know.
Speaker: But what happened with Michael Ervin, he carried a conversation and bitch tried to accuse him of sexual harassment, everybody like he didn't do nothing. He got - Right. That's what I'm saying. That's why you don't talk to him. This is funny. Michael Ervin also got really high on coke and threw a hooker out of window. Oh, what? That was funny. Stop that shit. That's just funny. I love Michael Ervin. That's my guy. First and foremost, Ervin is my guy. I love that dude. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, but he did that and he still played for the Cowboys and still won a ring.
Speaker: I'm just saying, you can't help myself. I think if I was going to be a celebrity, a sports star, the closest thing I'd be able to do is like John Daly. I'd have to be John Daly. You'd be drunk on the course, yeah. John Daly smokes while playing golf. I mean, that guy. He smokes Andre. He's a hero. This is the crazy part. I know the first time he got the public
Speaker: Um, news put out on him. He was in a strip club and he had a gun and it was, I know you can't do that. Well, first of all, you're not even allowed to have a weapon in, in, in, it doesn't matter what stage you're in, in, in the United States of America, you can not carry a gun and establishment and an establishment that those alcohol.
Speaker: First of all, I don't know why you got a gun in the strip club. Number two, you can barely take a cell phone in that motherfucker. I know exactly why he had a gun. I know exactly why he had a gun. I know exactly why he had a gun. I know exactly why he had a gun. I know exactly why he had a gun. I know exactly why he had a gun. I know exactly why he had a gun.
Speaker: He had a gun in the strip club. I can explain it right now. You see that motherfucker walk into the strip club, you're like, that motherfucker's got money. He ain't gonna make it out of here with that one. Yeah, I'm saying that. But like Glick said, you're not supposed to have one. Yeah, you're not supposed to have one. Yeah, you're not supposed to have one. He's spoken on work. Now, mind you, Glick, you're in a different state, different county, different city.
Speaker: No, that's the United States. That's across the board. That is a law across the board. So how do you get in with this question? Well, Tony, I'm gonna answer your question. The same reason LeBron James got off with a speeding ticket because the bouncers and the club owners knew that he was John Morant of the Memphis Grizzlies and let him in and sent him straight to VIP. I was a bouncer at a campus bar.
Speaker: And the owner of that bar would let Ohio State players for the Ohio State University, Ohio State Buckeyes on the football team under age into their into his bar and serve them because they play football at Ohio State. Stop snitching. I'm not snitching. That's a well known fact. Everybody knows. Nobody out of Ohio knows that. Stop snitching.
Speaker: No, no, no, Tony, I'm sorry. Tony, I hate to break it to you, but that happens everywhere. No, I was going to say. Imagine what the players at the University of Alabama are doing outside of their sisters. Don't get me started, Tony. You don't necessarily have the most pristine Paul. Dude, look at that. Look at the old 80s movie, Johnny Be Good.
Speaker: He was fucking the dude's wife on the 50 yard line. Out of the way, this is my thing. The guy was like, are you going to sign? The first incident was he had the gun in the strip club. Now, let me go ahead and throw this out there. The second incident.
Speaker: What happened was, he was in the car, Ryder won his homeboys. He had the gun, and he went like this. His homeboy was showing the camera around, but his homeboy tried to pull the camera off real quick. He tried not to catch it. But he got out there. It was live on Instagram. So let's break this down properly, because JJ Riddick
Speaker: Did a little commentary on, I love what he said. What's the crime with him having the gun, especially when he was appointed to anybody? He was not a danger to anybody. You don't even know the damn thing was loaded. But he's flourishing it. He's showing it off. He's showing it. I can see the issue there because he's got kids looking up to that guy. Yeah, it represents an image. But hold on. You've got people up here showing their fucking machine guns all the goddamn time.
Speaker: But they don't, they're not working for a giant organization. I don't care who they were for. You got government officials shooting each other when they duck hunting. Well, this is true. But it represents an image that that, that the Memphis Grizzlies don't want represented. The president shot a motherfucker duck hunting. What kind of image is that? Oh, oh, I know. Well, that former ex vice president was a fucking moron. But nobody put his ass at all. Of course not. You see our current sitting president? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He shot me. John Morin ain't shooting no damn body.
Speaker: Our current president took millions from foreign countries. I'm not talking about no current. I'm talking about previous shit with motherfuckers with guns, and they all on John Moran's ass over some small snap. Right. This is when, wait, let me figure it out. John Moran is in trouble because he is part of an organization. Let me finish. And I'm not being rude. I'm not being wrong. Y 'all got to give me this. No, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. The other video that I saw that a lot of people did not see that got him in trouble, in my opinion, was when he was riding with his homeboy.
Speaker: they rolled by a neighborhood. This fool had the gun and started pointing at houses. That's what fucked him up. That's what got him up. That's what fucked him up. And I have no problem with, you know, I have no problem with, you know, if, if, shit, you know, if we were all together,
Speaker: And we were talking about guns or something. I said we'd bring Tim up here. We're trying to get his ass up here if he wants to. I have no problem with that, with him showing the gun or anything like that. Obviously, he shouldn't have had it in the strip club. But it'd be the same as if the three of us were together.
Speaker: And we were doing a live show and we were like sitting in the same room and Tony, you're like, Oh, click. Can I see your gun real quick? And I, and on camera, it shows me handing it over to you, but we're not pointing it and waving it around or anything like that. We're also not part of a giant organization. I barely remember that. I barely remember Liam needs to get in trouble. Go ahead, Jeff. I'm sorry.
Speaker: No, but I think the main issue for that guy is he is a sports star celebrity and he's part of the organization. So the organization is going to get on his ass and then people are going to give him shit because kids look up to him.
Speaker: Well, very few kids look up to us, I'm sorry. Yeah, and I think, and I think Liggy hit it. Just not wrong. Yeah, right? Even then, it's like, yeah. He's going to open the door for you, man. And I think, and I think Liggy hit it right on the head. A few comments up. She said they're making an example to stop others from doing it because he is, he is the face of that franchise. He is one of the faces of the NBA. He's the face of the franchise. He's the face of the franchise. He's one of the faces of the NBA.
Speaker: They have these clauses in professional athletes. It's the same thing, Tony D. There's probably things that you might not have looked at that when you came on with your company that you agreed to that you would or would not do or things that you would or would not say. I consider it when I joined the Air Force, yes. Yeah, even though in your off hours, me, I don't put my,
Speaker: my employer out there. I'll tell you guys what I do and stuff like that. I don't put my employer out there. I don't put the company name out there, right? You know, because, and I don't put it on my social media, my Facebook actually, well, my Facebook says my employment, a host of nonsensical nonsense. Mine as well.
Speaker: No, but it's like it's like okay. Yeah, I have I have a host of nonsensical nonsense podcast on Spotify and and Murkin business Murkin Murkin business In that when it asks what I do And in that on Facebook
Speaker: Um, it'll ask you, it'll ask you like what your title is. And my title is motherfucking ninja. What is the description of your job? Ruler of the world.
Speaker: so I'm just saying like so no yeah it's it's one of those things it's like Helen you have been absolutely you've been absolutely adamant about this dance right there sorry Jeff but Helen has been absolutely adamant about this dance right there oh no I agree and that's it and Helen I agree 100 which is why I've never done it I mean you know I I brought up you know I brought up previous employers
Speaker: I worked at OSU, I worked a two minute truck, I worked for Orkin, but that's just come up in conversation when we're talking about stuff. So, I mean, I don't know that my employer would have any problems with what we do on here.
Speaker: but at the same time - Why give the temptation? But at the same time, I don't need some fucking loser with no life who doesn't know anything about us or know anything about what we're doing, or vice versa, who's somebody who catches a couple of our shows and gets butt hurt over some goofy ass funny joke we made. I'm gonna butt hurt over this shit. To go and say, oh, well, Tony D's boss at,
Speaker: wherever Tony works at, hey, you should hear what he's saying on this podcast or Jeff, you should, you should listen to, you know, how our Jeff's boss, you know, looks boss and like, like, there's no sense in that. Well, on, on a good note, my boss does listen to the show. So yeah, I think one of my bosses listening to the show.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: She bought three seats in coach and brought saran wrap on board and turned her three seats into a little VIP spot on the plane. She got kicked out and she got fired because the video went viral.
Speaker: People have lost their jobs for less than that at the end of the day. People have literally lost their jobs just because somebody had an imaginary problem with somebody else on the internet. It's like your girlfriend waking up because you cheated on her in her room. That one happened the other day. You were cheating on me. What are you talking about? I dreamt it. Well, my bad.
Speaker: My bad, I won't do that again. Biggest problem on the internet right there. Biggest problem on the fucking internet. Exactly. That's the era that we live in. Some people just get a kick out of trying to fuck up things for other people. Biggest problem on the internet. We don't know. We can't see it, lady. We don't know. I will tell you, YouTube comments are acting up more than Twitch comments. I have seen. I think if you're talking about the people getting a kick out of it, then it came through. No, I mean, you know,
Speaker: Let me see what she got if there was something up there. Some people are just fucking bored, man. And we live in an area where motherfuckers can stay anonymous behind the keyboard or go on platforms where you don't see their face. And they think that they're important because three people are listening to them.
Speaker: It was presented on the stream. We all see it and it cool, so no, we're not even knowing you. We may not see it. I think he got over. I think he needs a cleanup. I don't think he needs to be hanging around. Well, let me help the people he hung around. Matter of fact, I spoke about this before. Your people will get you in trouble. Yeah, we've talked about that before, Tony D. In a situation where he's potentially going to make 200 million, he can get more afterwards, but half of that is messed up.
Speaker: So what I said to John Moran when my broadcast, if you would ever see it, don't screw your money up. You're making the money your whole neighborhood dreams are making combined. Exactly. Let's not screw that up. And I don't give a damn who thinks you weak, who thinks you soft, who thinks you lame. They ain't got your cheese. Fuck that. They want to hang out with you. They want you to spend money on them. That's cool. But what I'm not going to do for people that I've known who made money, who got careers, I'm not trying to screw you up.
Speaker: We can screw people up without even damn trying. Listen to what people go through. Listen to what people have. That's why I try to be civil around some folks. I don't cost them. I really try not to. And I was going to say something else. God damn, I forgot. Either way, he's cutting his money short. Let's not do it anymore.
Speaker: No, exactly. And, you know, to touch back on what Jeff said, and Tony, I think you and I have had this conversation. Oh, I know what I was gonna say. Go ahead. Oh, go ahead, man. Go ahead. I was just gonna cry. He even needed a broadcast on his podcast. I seen that. He fucking nailed it.
Speaker: He, I shared it on YouTube. You know, you can share stuff on YouTube now. He nailed it. Well, it's, I'm - Yeah, like this live broadcast. But he spoke, yeah, I've done that. He has - I'm not talking to you, Tony. I'm just talking to our viewers. We all - Even they broke it all down to a level that any and everybody needs to understand. And that's, I always told people, that's the Steven A that I follow right there. The one that said that shit. Y 'all can blame him for everything over the past six, seven years. Previous to that, that's the Steven A I remember.
Speaker: That's the Steven A that I can relate to and that I know. When he say drug dealers told him, you come back out here, we're going to beat your ass. Go do something better with yourself, because we're in a situation we had no choice in doing. I'll give a lot of these kids looking at the military. They be like, would you recommend the military? I'll recommend it, but I will also tell you, like I told my son and my nephew, I went in the military when I was out of options. I had looked at going into it when I was going to graduate high school. My mother stopped me.
Speaker: She said, go to college first. I said, I can go now to pay for it. She said, no, but if you go in with some college credits, you come in at a higher rank. A bunch of you fuckers out here, and I'm going to go and talk to your little shithead knuckleheads right now. You go to college, because even when you're going to military, they're going to push you to go to college any damn way. And if you're in college, you can also be in an ROT system. You're doing both at the same goddamn time with your time counts. I'm talking to you right now.
Speaker: You're going to want to have fun. You're going to want to go party. At a young age, you don't want to be that stiff with the military, because you want to live your life. I understand that. But be careful of what you do, because it'll cost you in the long run. As somebody my age who did some shit in the 20s, well, I got away with that. I got to thank all my guardian angels and ancestors, because I ain't supposed to be in this. Amen to that. No. I'm not supposed to be this comfortable. I'm not supposed to be this secure. I'm not supposed to be this focused to stay out of trouble, because I used to be a reckless motherfucker. People are surprised. I'm still alive.
Speaker: I've been there. Seriously, you can push the envelope and know what you're doing. It all comes down to one thing. Chris, I got an idea. I mean, that was the way we lived in our 20s. And when you're in your 20s, you don't think about consequences the way you do in your 40s and Tony's case, your 80s. But it's one of those things.
Speaker: Cause you're old Tony. Yeah, you're old. But it's like, it's one of those things like you always, no matter what age, especially in this day and age, you have to think about the consequences of every fucking thing you do. Well, they've been telling us that for a long time and we old enough to realize what they're telling us. And a lot of us, they were passing on what our elders told us.
Speaker: Well, no, it's 100 % true because that's something that I tell my kids all the time. You know, my parents never told me growing up, they just, they just broke my ass and were assholes. You know, I'll be getting on my kids about something and I'll tell them flat out, look, you may not believe me right now. You may think you know everything, but in 10 years from now, you're going to look back and go, fuck, that was right. You know what? I have a theory.
Speaker: And I've stated this theory a million times. In your 20s, you think you know everything. And sometimes even into your 30s, right around 35, you wake up and go, wow, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I'm almost 22 and I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing.
Speaker: Uh, no, I mean, but you around that, 34 to 36, you, you, you go, okay, maybe I should start paying attention more, or maybe I should, you know, make some changes because what I'm doing is not working. You know, you don't, what? No, mama has it. You, you literally get to that point where you, you, you know, in your twenties, you can't tell me nothing. I know everything.
Speaker: And then you wake up, and it's almost the instant you just go, whoa, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Unless you're a click and you do know everything. Oh, so you haven't gotten to that point yet. OK. I know everything. Have we met, Jeff? Yeah, see, I don't need Google. I have a click. That's the teacher I'm making. I don't need a Google. I got a click. Who needs Google when we have a click?
Speaker: there's a t -shirt that's sold uh a while back it says i i don't need google my wife knows everything i'm gonna make remake it i don't need google click store a logo on it that'd be cool everything
Speaker: No, weird quotation marks that float. No, just kind of wrap up the John Moran thing, though, like, you know, and Jeff, you said it at the very beginning, and I know Tony and I have had conversations about this in our shows together. And when we've done the football shows and in different places where Tony and I've been talking. If you are in that situation. Yeah.
Speaker: You give me a quarter of the money some of these athletes are gonna make. I'm a fucking Boy Scout. I am a fucking Boy Scout. I go to work, I do my job, I come home, I play video games, I drink at my house.
Speaker: you know, I'll go out for dinner or whatever. If I if I have food delivered, I don't even go answer the door because I don't want some delivery person saying, oh, right. Oh, Glick. I went to his mansion and I delivered him pizza and he had no money and I had to blow him. He touched my pecker like, you know, like he wanted to talk. I would too. I'd be like, hey, hey,
Speaker: Somebody go answer that fucking door or leave it at the border. Here's the money. And celebrities and athletes, in the words of Tony D, PSA, if you go out and get fucking drunk, you're an idiot. You have more money than God. Get a fucking Uber. You all right? Or drink at home? I am a blue collar, middle class goofball. And if I go out and get drunk,
Speaker: I call an Uber or I take somebody with me that's not as drunk as I am to drive because I don't want to do that. Some of these celebrities have bodyguards. Tell them, hey, fucker, you drive. I said not as drunk as me. Very few people get that.
Speaker: Another real quick little thing in the news as far as sports goes. Well, you guys weren't here. I talked about it. I was doing a show solo, which is kind of becoming a normal lately.
Speaker: But I was talking about Conor McGregor beating up the mascot for the Miami. Yeah, I saw something about that. That same night, apparently, he sexually assaulted a young lady in the restroom at the arena. What the fuck was she doing in the restroom? I can't lie. I need to know. She went with him to the bathroom. She went with him to the bathroom and he sexually assaulted her.
Speaker: Uh, sorry. You'll get this reference. You'll get this reference. That's a general Akbar moment. It's a trap. Go to, go play the song, go to birth. You need to look at sexual assault, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, all these damn definition. I'm so sick and damn tired of hearing this shit. And the accusations are enough to cost you money whether they lying or not. That's my damn problem.
Speaker: Ben Roethlisberger had the same damn situation. That's what I said, same thing happened to him in the restroom. It's basically the same exact thing. She's saying that she went to the bathroom, he sexually assaulted her or raped her or whatever. And he had bodyguards stand out the door, which is what the girl said about Ben Roethlisberger. She said he had people outside the door so she couldn't leave.
Speaker: All right, I'm gonna narrow it down. Sexual assault is an act in which one intentionally sexually touches another person without that person's consent or coerces or physically forces a person to engage in a sexual act against their will. Is this true is my question. Tony, I could, I could, and I'm not saying I'm going to do this, I'm just saying give it an example. I could shake your hand and move your hand to touch my dick and say you sexually assaulted me. Yes.
Speaker: Yes. So at the end of the day, stay in the fuck home. Don't go into the bathroom some chicken. And I'm not saying because not everything is out yet. Not everything is out there. Not everything is out exactly. That's my point. But what I'm saying, and this is totally not connected to this. We're going to go assume that you two are about to do some shit. Yeah. This is not about this. Why would you go to the bathroom with anybody of the opposite sex?
Speaker: Well, I mean, not everything is out. I was going to go down. I was going to go down a different road with the whole Conor McGregor situation. Nobody knows if they were going to go to the bathroom together or if you are before stir in there. Yeah, exactly. I got that. It's alleged.
Speaker: Exactly. But at the end of the day, at the end of the day, if I'm a celebrity of any stature, I don't care if I'm Bruce motherfucking Campbell. I'm staying the fuck away from people. But no, but no, what I'm what I'm saying is also, I mean, we've seen it with and this is not where I wanted to go with this, but I just want to make this one comment. It doesn't pertain to this situation.
Speaker: Unfortunately, we live in a day and age where all the consent in the world could be given.
Speaker: and you're still guilty. And then, you know, Aziz Asaryon, I think that's how you pronounce his name, the comedian. He hooked up with a chick. She had a bad time and she turned around and said that he raped her, enforced her, but my man covered his ass and had all the consent right there where she, but that's not where I was going with this. What I was going to go with this about Conor McGregor was Jesus motherfucking Christ, dude.
Speaker: That's a disease, by the way, of anybody asking and wondering. Yeah. Why can you not?
Speaker: Keep your dumb ass out of fucking trouble. Every time you turn around, you're hearing a story about Conor McGregor throwing bar stools at somebody, throwing a equipment at a bus, punching somebody. Like, dude, you're four foot tall just because you're a train to fight. Somebody's gonna grab ahold of your little leprechaun ass one of these days and pile drive you neck first into the concrete. And watch you flop around like a dead chicken with a broken neck.
Speaker: Yes. No, that training ain't going to mean shit. Mm hmm. All that training will mean shit when you smack the wrong person and they shoot your fucking ass. And depending on where you are, of course, that is a stage your ground moment, because depending on where you are, Conor McGregor's hands are registered as deadly weapons. It's a university. Mm hmm. So Conor McGregor comes at me. I know I'm not going to be able to stand up as big as I am. I'm not going to be able to square up and fight this, but I'm going to shoot that motherfucker. But if I shoot him in the kneecap and then I stomp his head,
Speaker: I win. Like I said, it all comes down to one thing. If I become a celebrity in any form, I don't care if I'm fucking the most famous person on the planet or I'm fucking Bruce Campbell's brother.
Speaker: I 100 % agree. It is. It is. There's there's in the sad part about it. I don't know how it is in other countries. I can only speak of and this is not factual. This is just from what I've seen in kind of my opinion.
Speaker: In today's age, today's era, back in the day, a lot of rape wasn't reported, or sexual misconduct wasn't reported because women were afraid. Which is understandable. I don't know if you guys know anybody or have any personal experience. It has affected
Speaker: people in my life. I know their feelings. I don't know their feelings, but I can kind of get an idea. It has affected people in my life. They have been in this situation before, and not just a friend of a friend of a friend, but family members and stuff like that. And I see the struggle that they go through and everything like that. So you have that fear factor. But in today's age,
Speaker: There's so many false allegations and men's lives are being absolutely destroyed and disrupted, but there's no
Speaker: accountability, there's no accountability or repercussion. Thank you guys. Both of you guys hit both the words I was struggling with. Thank you guys. There's no repercussion for false accusation. I'm sorry. That should be number one thing. If you're going to accuse somebody, you turns out you're fucking lying. You go to jail. But then in the same sense, when all those false accusations come out, the women who are actually or men, because it does happen to men, believe it or not, men can be great as well.
Speaker: Yeah, even by a woman, even by a woman, not just another dude in prison, but by a woman. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Terry Crews spoke on it because it happened to him. But.
Speaker: you create that fear comes back 10 folds, 10 times over. Because now all of a sudden, not only are you afraid that there's going to be retribution or something's going to happen to you or maybe your family, but now you're afraid that people aren't going to believe you because of all the false accusations. And the women who are making these, or the men who are making these false accusations are not being held accountable for them.
Speaker: And then it just goes on like, okay, well that story's old news. Well, not only that, not only that, even if, even if, let's say you were accused of something, you're found not guilty. Somebody somewhere is going to be like, bullshit. He did it. He just paid somebody off. How many people still think that OJ did it? Thank you. OJ didn't do it because he literally wrote a book that said, if I did it, that means he's innocent. He didn't do it because he didn't even read it. Right. That's what I'm saying. They don't want to talk about that though.
Speaker: No, but that's the thing. That's what I'm saying. So, so no matter again, he was found not guilty, but civilly, which is a money grab, which is the money grab. And again, the Sean Watson criminally, nothing was found substantial, but civilly money, money, accuse a millionaire of doing some money grab, whether he did it or not, whether you want him to or not money grab.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, and that's why that's why if you become famous, you've come rich and famous and like you got more money than brains, which is like $5 for us, but you stay the fuck home. This is not difficult stuff. You really got to. You really got to. And I hate to say it like that. I don't want someone to live the life, but you got to because in your best interest people, if you walk down the street and bump into somebody,
Speaker: They can use that against you. Once again, here's the thing, Tony, if I were to become stupid, rich and famous and stuff like that, I'm wearing a GoPro 24 seven. Well, I mean, that don't even matter because even, even, even, uh, there was a radio guy that got popped for quote unquote, uh, you know, being too clingy with Taylor Swift a few years back.
Speaker: All I did was take a picture. And anytime you say you got to do the kind of reason and yeah, you know, even even even when you know, even when you're taking pictures with your friends, like, you know, how many pictures back in the day and Tony, you'd be with your boys and everybody be like in a group picture. You got your arms around each other. Somebody's carrying somebody or a celebrity or something like that. And that's what this DJ did. He had his arm around her at her waist. You can see his hand.
Speaker: It was, it was on her, it was actually above her hip. It was like on a rib cage. Her arm was around him. You could see her arm. She didn't make the complaint. It was all the goddamn people on the internet. And this man lost his fucking job. Accusation, like I said, accusation. I don't know if you've ever seen pictures of a Keanu Reeves. Yeah. Well, a lot of actors and actresses are doing that now. I understand. I understand.
Speaker: And that's a whole nother topic, but I understand. Well, I have, I, you know, I, I usually get video evidence and a contract signed and all that stuff. I'll send you, I'll send you my, my, my, uh, format, uh, ghost flu. And, and then you don't have to be afraid of dating. It's all legal and binding. Trying to find a picture here, but like, he doesn't touch anybody. Yeah, he does the hover.
Speaker: He does the hover and I god bless him because I would do the same thing because he it you got to be smart about it because The wrong person, you know, what how cool they are what they're gonna fucking somebody wants your money That's all it all comes down to somebody wants the money here. Here's a perfect example Not the greatest example, but it's an example you can see Keanu with a fan doing the hover
Speaker: Look at his hand right there. Do it. Yeah, you see it. Let me see it. Put it back up. Put it back up. Let me see it. His hand is doing the hover. Dang, nothing wrong. He ain't even standing hip to hip well. No, but you can see his hand on her back. He's not touching her. He's doing the hover. Well, here's a better one. This one's actually a good one. This was actually two really good looking chicks, from what I could tell for the quick second. Well, that's a different donut. That's a different situation. Oh, yeah, you're doing good. Look at his hand. He's hovering. Yeah, he's chilling.
Speaker: He's smart. They got their arms around him. It comes down to find one person on the internet that has said something bad about Keanu Reeves. I can't even think of anybody. I'll fight that person. Exactly. Keanu Reeves is a national treasure and he should be protected.
Speaker: I knew that would make you happy. I think he deserves a peace cross for the movies he's done and for the willingness to keep making movies. You're going to give the man who starred in four John Wick movies a peace prize. Do you not know what the definition is? There's even pictures of people posted. Look, look, he hovers in this film. That's him with that chick from that wizard sci -fi. That's not Emma Watson. Yeah, that was a chick that was from
Speaker: Star Trek and the Fellowship of the Ring Potter.
Speaker: I think Keanu Reeves has actually told people he'll make the movies that they want him to make. He'll do as many John Wicks as they want to. Mind you, you've done four matrices. I'll watch 175 goddamn John Wick. He's done so many. Keanu Reeves is pretty much living as a civil servant for Hollywood for the fan base. And he has said that. So I respect him for that. There is 7 billion people on this planet. We can keep John Wick going until he kills everybody.
Speaker: I don't know. Who else are you going to kill? What are you going to do? Fight on the water next? Maybe. Jesus. I'm going to. Kevin Costner did it in Water World. Yeah. He fought above what he was doing. But he had gills. He could fight underwater. He did have gills. But, but, he unreached like the, the, the money he made on Matrix, he didn't keep a dime. He gave it all to charity. He gave it away. He gave it away. God bless him.
Speaker: amazing motorcycle company. And if he's in a town, he'll fucking take local buses and shit. I know I had to throw that dick in there. That was the worst goddamn movie ever made. I love Kevin Costner, but Jesus Christ, Kevin Costner. That was bad. That was bad. That was worse than Ryan Reynolds playing. I've tried to watch Waterworld with a
Speaker: Objective -I and I get about halfway through I have to give I have to give Kevin Costner a break because he's done so many great movies I mean the man played fucking why I don't for God's sake I and it's almost and it's almost like and it's almost a toss -up between who was a better wider Kevin Costner or Oh, I know you talk about just fucking escape me with mal kilmer and
Speaker: Kurt Russell, thank you. Yeah, Kurt Russell. Who is a better writer? Cosner or Russell? I mean, I love Russell. Russell, Russell. Yeah, but I mean, it's close, but I'm with you. I agree, Russell. I can't call it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go, Russell. I'm leaning more towards Kurt Russell, but that's a tough call between. And I think the reason why you lean, and this is controversy, but I think the reason why you lean towards Russell all comes down to Val Kilmer in that movie.
Speaker: No, I think it comes down to the attitude. The Kurt Russell, Wyatt Earp had a smugness, cockiness to him, but still at the same time was able to really pull at your heartstrings. Like when they got his brothers,
Speaker: And then, you know, I mean, but I mean, then the man came back and he was basically said, look, I'm coming and hell's coming with me. Like, like you got my man down on his knees, but he's also telling you I'm not good. I'm going to kill everyone. But with that being said, let's take ourselves a quick break. Gentlemen.
Speaker: I have decided lately in music that I'm gonna have themes and I'd like for you to kinda guess the themes. Now I started with one theme and then it became another theme. The music's a little sad tonight, but it's still great music all in all and all. So I wanna see if you guys can, I'm gonna give you a double whammy. I know the theme. What's the theme? Gabe!
Speaker: I win again. Okay. That would be like the third part of the thing. Yes. Tony, I think this might be a little bit out of your realm, but you might even, Rick was good. What's going on, Rick? What's up, Rick? Triple R. Um, but there's, you like to see home was naked home and where you make it.
Speaker: He likes to see homos naked. That's cool, man. Whatever. No, no, no, no, no. Home and where you make it. Home. Where you make it. Oh. Everybody know that. Goddamn bong. Guy likes to see homos naked. That don't help me. All for random, Rick. I love you, Rick. I gotta play that every time you come in. We need a shorter clip.
Speaker: I know, it drags on a little bit. But we're going to take a real quick break. Like I said, there is a theme chatters box if you want to chime in, if you're in here long enough. Three songs. Obviously, it's a three part. Jeff already got one part of the theme. I win. But I don't know. Again, I was pulling up music with a different idea. And then my ADHD brain said, let's do these 47 other ideas, bro. That'll be awesome.
Speaker: I've been there. So we ran with we ran with this one. Maxine is the liquid side of the clique. Can you get enough of this gangster shit? Oh, easy. That's not Tony. That's not the song. I'm sorry. You're scaring the white people, Tony. This first artist is simply known as Jeff.
Speaker: And I'll tell you the name of the song and the band who originally did it after we come back from break. We'll see you guys in just a few minutes.
Speaker: When lights go down I see no reason For you to cry We've been through this before In every time In every season God knows I tried So please don't ask for a word
Speaker: And you'll see it in my eyes Well, this might be our last goodbye Carry, carry Things ain't changed, my friend
Speaker: Maybe we'll meet again
Speaker: Oh, don't mention your fears to climb How come I feel no pain? Can you see it in my eyes? Well, this might be all I could find Carry, carry
Speaker: They change my friend More heavy, heavy Maybe we'll meet again
Speaker: Carrie, Carrie Where is the chance? Carrie, Carrie, Carrie Carrie Maybe we'll need a cure
Speaker: When lights go down
Speaker: That wasn't bad.
Speaker: It's a man. That's my happy place with that music. I know it's kind of sad emotional. Welcome back to the show. That was Carrie originally done by Europe. There you go, Jeffrey. I'm on the ball. So I'm going to ask you, I'm going to ask you gentlemen off the first song. Oh, it's going to be based on our names. That was okay. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Based on our names.
Speaker: Yeah. That's Tony. I'm Glick and you're Jeff. Is any of us named Carrie? No, but the band is called Jeff.
Speaker: No, the guy's name that covered it was name is, I, you know, okay. I see where you're going. The cover artist. No, no, I see where you're going. Okay. Okay. Okay. I was more referring to the actual song. I'm more referring to the song, not who covers the song. It's going to be chicks names or something like that. What?
Speaker: It's going to be chicks' names. They're ballads. They're girlies. They're, they're, hey, how you doing? Jeff got an edit off the, I know that's not Tony's era of music, but yes. 80s power ballads with girls, female girls' names. Yeah. Biological female girls. Biological female. Yeah. Keep it, keep it woke folks. Keep it woke. Wow.
Speaker: Oh, sorry, we're keeping it woke. Sis female, that's what we're supposed to call it. I refuse to use that word. That word's dirty. I find it offensive. So my original thought, welcome back to Nonsenseical Nonsense, everybody. Got Tony in the building, hanging out with your boys, Jeff's here, Captain Obvious, and of course, the one and only Glick. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok.
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Speaker: Got these goddamn burps. Go ahead and check us out on Spotify. And everybody listen to podcasts and all that nonsensical nonsense podcast. If you'd be so kind, give us a follow, give us a like, but don't forget to give us a share. Let everybody else know about what we're doing up here. We're trying to do something spectacular, trying to have fun, trying to make you laugh, all that fun jazz. But as I was saying, so my original theme for tonight was 80s power ballots. I don't know why it popped into my head, but it did. Um,
Speaker: And, uh, and then, you know, in the, in the course of, of looking up power ballads, and I was like, Oh, well, I should just focus on. On this movie, or I can do like eighties power ballads from movies or, Oh, let's do eighties ballads with girls' names in it. And Nikki was sitting beside me and I was like, I need another song with a chick's name in it. So she got on board and she thought it was a good idea. So I ran with it. So all the songs tonight are eighties power ballads, but they all have girls' names.
Speaker: We struggled, we struggled with the third song for tonight because there's actually quite a bit of good ones out there.
Speaker: But anyway, so down the road, we got more 80s music. 80s is my happy place. 80s music is my happy place, man. I don't care what kind of day I'm having, what kind of week I'm having. If I get into an 80s music kick, I'm the happiest motherfucker on the planet. I don't give a damn who's around, who's pissing me off. And I love 80s hair bands and I love the power ballads and of course hip hop and all that stuff. That's my,
Speaker: You like - Oh, go bro. But like - You don't love it. Yeah. No, I love it. Well, you like hip hop, you don't love it. I do love hip hop. Do you forget who I am? I've surprised you with the things I've known. Yeah, but you don't know enough. So you like it, you don't love it. Oh, I probably know more than you think I know. I don't know that New York underground rap artists that nobody's heard of, unless you were from New York. But I could name artists from Ohio that you had never heard of.
Speaker: You're right. Yeah, I'm just saying, you know, I think anybody can, you know, Ghost Floof, who's from Africa, probably lists a million artists that not a single one of us ever heard of. There's a ton of African rappers, you're correct. There's a ton of them. I didn't realize how prevalent it was down to Jesus Christ. There's a ton of African rappers. Is this your first time here? Peter Piper fucked a pepper?
Speaker: I know. We're not woke at all. We're the most un -PC people on the planet. I wanted to ask you guys. I got a couple questions for you guys. Go. First question. Is it true or false? No. It actually requires a fucking answer, Jeff. Oh, Jesus. That's asking a lot. And this is more of a curiosity factor than anything else.
Speaker: You guys all know CVS pharmacy. Oh, yeah. Do you know what CVS stands for? No, that's a good question. No, I think I've heard it. I can't remember. We don't understand sarcasm in here. I would have thought it had something to do with pharmaceuticals.
Speaker: because they're a pharmacy. It actually stands for consumer value stores. Huh, probably them. I hate to, Tony D, if you don't mind me, I'm gonna go ahead and put quotes up. Spoiler alert. I don't know if anybody's ever been in a CVS.
Speaker: That is the most goddamn expensive store on the planet. No way. No way. These motherfuckers will sell a - For a convenience store? Yes, it is. Well, it's a pharmacy. Let's call it a pharmacy. It's a pharmacy. These motherfuckers will sell a piece of nickel gum for $10. That fucking better stop lying. And then they'll give you a receipt that's four and a half miles long for one piece of gum. That's because you're the big man of five years.
Speaker: You go there all the time. It's what there's one right? If you send it to your email, you could ask you something Tony D. If you go anywhere else, you know, the the big cans of Arizona tea, you know, I'm talking about 24 ounce. Yeah. They say like 10 50 or 20 cents on the on the on the actual can there. It's a 24 ounce can of Arizona tea on the can. It is marked 99 cents. Right. SCVS. It is almost $2.
Speaker: CVS out here making their own fucking rules. Let me ask you this. Do you get the app? Crisco Virus. Yeah, you silly. Do you have the CVS app? No, I don't have this. I don't go there. I need to tell you, like I've told many people, get the app.
Speaker: those coupons and discounts. Get that CBS reward. I don't go there enough to have the rewards. I mean, it's across the street. Right up the street and I stay in it. Yeah, I don't think I don't go there very often. Those discounts are as strong as Krober and they're better than Walgreens.
Speaker: I mean, three stores I don't have. And the last thing I need is another fucking app. I mean, jeez. I'm with you. Honestly, Glit, I would tell you, if you don't, well, if you go there a lot, anybody out there, get that CVS app. I'm going in, going in there and had $20 worth of shit. And by the two, the coupons went through, everything was free.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I know people that do that coupon and that extreme coupon and shit. And they and they go to CBS, man. There's a there's a movie.
Speaker: on HBO. That's that's about extreme couponing. It's it stars Dax Shepard's life. What's the point? Yeah, those extreme coupon folks. No, no, no, no, no. The movie is about how what these girls say they found a company that made the coupons and paid the guy to send them stacks of coupons. Yeah, that's
Speaker: And once a year when you've done for the whole year, these bitches went daily. That's crazy. And to the point where they were selling the coupons. Wow. So they give you 50 % off of something that was $2. Y 'all are going to be host list. Host list. Y 'all are going to be host list. We understand. Y 'all going to be host list. We got this.
Speaker: Yeah, bye. Bye, I'm leaving. Let's talk about Fast and Furious. But I can't remember the name of the movie. We'll play more famous songs. Exactly. There's a method to buy madness, Tony D. Yeah, we know. We've been watching it. Crisco virus syndrome. Hey, Jeff, remember that story we did about the guy who broke into the Burger King in Florida?
Speaker: Yeah. I think he suffered from that Crisco virus syndrome. I do want to say this tune into random Rick Friday night at 10 15 random Rick reviews on YouTube. And he will have three songs with a theme as well. And for you guys to guess the movie movie, Chris Tony, it's actually really good. It's actually a good flick. Oh, wow. Me. We're beefing Tony.
Speaker: No, I know. I was proud of you for popping up on Friday night. I mean, last night. Yeah. I've been trying. Well, I don't know why I wasn't getting notifications, but I've been in the last couple of Fridays. I can't stay very long. You got to put the big, I made the bill black. Yeah. Well, it was when I went and looked at it when random Rick was in here. It was, I don't know what I would, I don't. So, so I, I clicked, I clicked it off. I clicked the notifications off and then I clicked them back on and now it's working.
Speaker: I got all my other notifications from him, but I never got the ones when he went live. But yeah, I don't know. That came up earlier this week. I did not know that. That CBS thing, they were talking about it on one of the shows that I listened to. And I was like, I do not know what the hell that means.
Speaker: Little interesting little little factoid. I want to know what happened to far more. I think CVS bought out far more because CVS is a lot of stuff that far more used to have. He basically is. Random Rick is a is a Rick Roll. He's played out. He's old. Nobody really wants to listen or watch. You guys should never give you up. He never will give me up. You are right.
Speaker: He may let you down though. I tease. Random Rick is awesome. He's an OG to this show. And they do. It's a lot different from our show. It's clean. It is family friendly. It is... Wait, that's a lot better? Like, it's just, it's what? Gen Z? Yeah. Like, focused towards Gen Z. A lot of old style toys and video games and stuff like that.
Speaker: but no random rick and i are beefing actually i know what i got for your ass well i know what you got for my ass daddy go ahead and finish what you i'm done i'm done i got i mean tony if you got something to interject with go ahead and interject i have other things you see that motherfucker in your state that shot his three sons no i didn't actually to be honest with you yeah you might want to pull that shit out why don't you elaborate on it this dude
Speaker: married, four kids, took his sons to the backyard and just shot him. The daughter ran out to him, calling for help. Wow. Where was that at in Ohio? Yeah, it was in Ohio. Oh, shit. I forgot what county it was. I mean, kids do love us. We're just not politically correct and we do have foul mouths. Our kids love us, I think. Yeah.
Speaker: Um, was there, was there, I mean, what was the, what was the rhyme or reason for it? Just like a fucking, I want to find somebody. I mean, tell me that's not true. No, it's because people are fucking crazy. I remember back in the early nineties, my dad, Claremont County, Ohio. Where's that?
Speaker: Yeah, I think it's down south. Let me double check. I remember. I mean, his kids were under 10. All three of them boys under 10. He shot all three of them in the backyard.
Speaker: Don't talk about Alabama no more. You motherfuckers crazy know how to untold your eyes. Bro, I already know that. In the 90s, my dad, my dad did repair plumbing. Yeah, that's that. Yeah, it's not in Southern Ohio. It's down beside Cincy. He went and worked on a lady's house. Then the next day said lady was on the news because the next day her husband went to do something in the basement and she shot him. Wait, I mean,
Speaker: Is there any is there any rhyme or reason as to why Tony do you gotta get you gotta do the go ahead and take us off the screen when you do that to the full screen so we can actually. OK, yeah, fix that up. Hang on. Let me see if I can get a story or get some. There we go.
Speaker: Yeah, they got his bond at 20 million trying to set it where he ain't never getting out. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I mean, he shouldn't. They should have shot him on site. His body cam with the fatal shooting of his three sons. Three. Wow. Three, four and seven, man. Allegedly confess to lining up his three. Them your folks. Those are not my folks, man. Your folks.
Speaker: Way to bring the showdown, Tony. Yeah. We're bringing the news around this motherfucker. His daughter was out there screaming, talking about he's killing everyone. She's trying to get people to help. He shot the mother in the hand. See, see, this is this is this is the end. And this is this is one of those instances. This is one of those incidences where the fuck is going on here? Here we go.
Speaker: Um, I couldn't have been, I can't, this is, you know, I, I wanted to be a cop for years. And this is one of those, in one of those instances where, where I could not be a cop. Yeah. Cause you'd be going to jail. Oh yeah. Cause cause I, I, I, Hey, I don't know if I'd have been able to contain myself from, from killing this man. B I absolutely 100 % without a doubt in my mind, I would have beat the fucking breaks off of him.
Speaker: And that's why your body cam doesn't work that day. And he ran away. The whole time you hear me on my body cam, that fell off my shirt going, stop resisting, stop resisting, stop resisting. As you also hear the gun clip unload. What's up, man? How you doing? What'd he say?
Speaker: How do you spell, I'm not doing this to you no more, you didn't last time, no. No. These Cali that meet his wife and two daughters, his own camera caught him as the only person that left the house, wow. Cass is crazy, man. There's just, I mean, it's not even, it's not even,
Speaker: sick men or it's they're sick people in this world today man and that and that's just crazy which is crazy sorry like four people get that reference yeah there's just sick people in general that are that are out there in this today in this day and age and that's what and that's what i said i'd be curious to know like
Speaker: What was, what was the rhyme or reason for it? Like, I mean, I mean, this man literally. That's, that's one of those things you'll never find out. He, I mean, he, he, he marched his three sons out there and like mafia his style and executed them. They didn't clean their room. No. We can pull the e -brake on the show, Tony. Do you? You're welcome. Allow me to bring him back. Gentlemen.
Speaker: Yeah. Question for you. I didn't do it. I don't know. Have you ever heard the phrase, crazy people, crazy people. I worked two times a week. I'm not, I might be crazy, but I'm not that level of crazy. Have you ever heard the phrase two beers and a puppy? No, I can't say that I have.
Speaker: This is a fantastic question to ask yourself about your friends or friends, if you will. So, wait, are you, are you implying that you and Tony are the two beers and I'm a puppy? Is that the reference? No, jackass. I was going to say, how am I a puppy? You're not a puppy by no means. You're that mangled up.
Speaker: You're fucking, your job will work right in the pound that nobody adopts if you're anything. Everybody loves him. He's so cute, but he's not coming to my house. Two beers and a puppy is one of the, when it comes to your friends, it's the greatest question to ever ask yourself. Okay. And it is broken down like this.
Speaker: Would I want to have two beers with this person or would I trust this person to look after my puppy for a weekend if you are evaluating your friend's group? I'd have beers with you. Or your friend. I'd watch my dogs.
Speaker: It's a question to ask yourself to determine the people that you call friends are really friends. So like the three of us in this podcast, absolutely. I would have two beers. I have multiple beers with you guys three times a week.
Speaker: But you know, there's other people in your lives that, you know, that question could be, and I guess you could replace puppy with kid if you really wanted to, but it's very much like the old saying, I only trust him as far as I can throw in kind of thing. Exactly. So if you're like doing like a self evaluation, if you're looking at yourself in the mirror,
Speaker: and you're evaluating yourself like Michael Jackson, the man in the mirror. And you're saying to yourself, all right, I got this group of friends. Yeah, I call them friends, but I really need to tighten my circle up. Right. Well, you would ask yourself, would I really want to sit down and have two beers and be able to enjoy myself and not have to worry about drama or any other bullshit?
Speaker: with said person. Honestly, if the three of us would be the problem. Well, first and foremost, Jeff, you and I would never have just two beers. Well, I mean, you might have two beers while you have two cases or would you let this person to watch, you know, keep your puppy for a weekend?
Speaker: uh yeah i i mean it comes down to uh that's a bust somebody's gonna get in trouble for losing that much that's a bust but it's like it's that whole thing is like no but it's that whole thing is like if you
Speaker: If you if you hang out with Well as I saw something the other day if you hang out with a bunch of winners you will Slowly become a winner in life and whatever you hang out with a bunch of losers you start adopting Their mannerisms there the way they act like you know if you hang out with a group of people so you start to mimic and
Speaker: So when you're evaluating, that's a good way to like, would I hang out with this guy, have a couple of beers or maybe let him watch my kid? Yeah, probably not. Okay. I'm going to stop hanging out with this dude. So that doesn't make sense. Tony. Absolutely. Just see that lady.
Speaker: I just want you to know if you're ever in the if you're ever in Ohio, you're absolutely invited to a barbecue and and and to hang out and have a couple drinks. **** your idiot friends. That's a huge bust and I'm a monster on the grill just so you know, I'll make I'll make some **** man. Yeah, you got that new grill you're playing with it all the time. Man, I'm getting better and better with that bad boy. What's going on Sadie?
Speaker: Canada. It says dear Canada. **** you. I think I think I think that's I think that's a great. You'll be fine. You'll be running. Don't worry. You tell him you're with Click. You're fine. I promise.
Speaker: When you come across customs or say, hey, I'm with Glick, they'll be like, all right, come on. Bring him on through. Let's do that. Or they'll lock you up right away. It's a 50 -50 shot. It's cord flip. You mess with the bull. Absolutely. If you're ever in Ohio, hit me up. If you ever get to the station, you're in Ohio, hit me up. And we'll barbecue and we'll fly. Who flies to the stage just to go to Ohio is all I want to know. There's a lot of reasons to come to Ohio.
Speaker: Okay. Well, maybe they want to pick up some tires, you know what I mean? Baseball, famous in New York. Who's in New York? Isn't it? Who's in Ohio? Who's the rock and roll hall of fame? Because as Jeff taught me of all fucking people, the guy who created football was from fucking Canton, Ohio.
Speaker: Hence the reason why the football hall of fame is in Canton. You mess with the bull, you get the horns, Tony D. Don't fuck around. Honestly, I think that's a great question to ask yourself when it comes down to friends. It looks like, and much like Ghost flu said,
Speaker: You know, yeah, I'm the kind of person who that has always bought the shots and drinks for friends, yet he's never gotten an invite. And that's exactly kind of where I am. And, you know, some people consider me an asshole and then sat in the other thing. But over the years, I actually came across somebody's page the other day that I haven't seen in about a year or two. Do I help grow his platform? He's huge now. His profile picture is him backstage with Jelly Roll.
Speaker: And I helped grow his platform. I helped grow his, his, his page and grow. And, and, and he actually has my, my main account blocked.
Speaker: Again, friends. Well, it's that whole old attitude with friends like these who the fuck needs enemy. Yeah. And that's kind of my mentality these days where, you know, Tony kind of rolls his eyes at me and he hates when I say it, but it is what it is. And I'm looking out for numero uno. I'm going to give as much as you give these days. There's not no more. There's no more free rides.
Speaker: I'm going to have to get to that point sooner or later. People have been telling me. I've been trying to avoid it. Bro, I've been telling you since I met you. You wonderful. You wonderful. You wonderful. Ghost, absolutely. I might be a little jaded. I might be a lot jaded. I might be an asshole. I know I'm an asshole, actually. I'm an asshole. I'm about to say you told me something, mate. Huh? Yes, you are. My girlfriend, even though... Yeah, she chose your ass. She did.
Speaker: Matching energy. Wow. Tony, make fun of me now for saying matching energy. Match my energy. Make fun of me now. Match my energy. Oh yeah, you are. We're both. If your daughter still stops stealing my socks, I'm going to smack them both. Do it.
Speaker: I'm with you. I'm with the ground. It's going to be. No, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But that is the worst thing. My kids steal my socks all the time. She can take Austin. She can take Austin pretty easily. Take both of them. Buggy though. That's another. That's another question. Buggy's a little psychopath. You know, she'll get you initially. Well,
Speaker: Austin talks a bit. I'm gonna send that picture from Buggy birthday to the group chat and then tell me how I'm still alive. It's been a week.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. It wasn't even her birthday. No. Oh, was it? Or was it her actual birthday? No, it was because she wanted fried ice cream. Oh, yeah. Oh, I told them it was her birthday. Yeah. Last weekend we went to the Mexican restaurant for dinner with Nikki's parents and she told them that it was Buggy's birthday because she wanted fried ice cream and they didn't bring a dessert out. They just came out saying happy birthday and made her wear a sombrero. Buggy was going to kill Nikki.
Speaker: But I've been saying that I've been saying that shit for over for for for over a almost a damn year now at this point. People I want people in my life that are going to match. Wait, wait, wait a minute. Hey, boys. What? Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? Hey, go walk in the house. I'm sorry. OK.
Speaker: golf ball was good. I heard about the Transformers. Okay, go ahead and finish. And you're on mute. Fix your microphone. It takes a minute when you play a clip. I wasn't. Clicks takes the longest to come back online. I don't know why. Because he talks the most. It's my right to. I do it. The universe. I'm going to shut up.
Speaker: No, but no, I've been saying that for about the last year or so, you know, it's absolutely about matching energy, man. I understand the matching energy part, and it makes sense as you get older to chew bubblegum and get gas and a whole lot of bubblegum, right? It's Roddy Piper, why never? Yeah, those things we're trying to do and everything, it's starting to make sense. Let's go use dial up when he puts his foot in your ass, dial up my foot in your ass, Gulf Hawk. Watch your mouth. Watch your mouth, Jason.
Speaker: I will bust your lips. I will. I don't have anything to speak in. I ain't never wanted to fight a kid before. I'm gonna fight you. I got two knuckle sandwiches that say J son. Right here. J son. Knuckle sandwiches. I ain't gonna make knuckle sandwiches when you don't have any brain. They don't worry about that.
Speaker: They can even come from McDonald's. These are McNuckle sandwiches. I won't get one free son. Did you point? Stop. You better leave that boy alone. I'm gonna get his ass one of you days. You love me. Jesus goes.
Speaker: What the hell are we talking about? I don't even fucking know. Oh, Tony, I got a new app for you to download. Why? I don't know. I ain't worried about Jaylen Smith in the next Karate Kid movie.
Speaker: saw that kick it into the movie. I was pretty fly jumped out of my seat. I mean, that was a, you know what? I love the original karate kid, but damn that Jackie Chan. And there was a, there was a, there was a good reboot, man. I wasn't mad at it. I wasn't mad at it, but the only problem I have was it wasn't karate. It was kung fu. I know, right? He totally did. Trying to talk some sense into somebody's head over here over.
Speaker: Oh god. I will play my favorite clip of all time. Go ahead, Tony D. If you got it. I will do that. You can sit at this on the fly. Whatever the down board. No **** fighting from Peaky Blinders. Put it in the put it put it in the brand. I'm gonna get Jeff on it, Tony. He can put it right in the brand and we'll have it at all. I don't see it. Cuz I gotta see some damn
Speaker: I got it. Give me the, give me the no fucking fighting clip. I got it. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. That damn thing. Oh shit. Hey, listen, we'll tell you about the Christmas and grown or you gotta do shut off for a minute. It's about a 30 second clip. Oh no. I got the full bad boy. Yeah. We don't need the full fucking 10 days. Calm down, Brian.
Speaker: I just told him he was here. I'm telling you now, when I've lost, you really need to do them.
Speaker: My boys, they're all here. Today, this is my fucking wedding day. And you said there'd be no bloody uniforms. Nevertheless, John, despite the bad blood, I'll have none of it on my carpet. Now, for Grace's sake, nothing will go wrong. Those bastards out there on our family, and a few fuckers,
Speaker: Do anything to embarrass her. Your kin, your cousins, your horses, your fucking kids. Do you do anything to what? What about Snarl? Yeah, they're women of sport, so I'll say that. No. No. No. No cocaine. No cocaine. No sports. No sewing fortunes. No racing. No fucking sucking petrol out of their fucking cars.
Speaker: And you, Charlie? Stop spinning your eyes about me, eh? Oh, I'm just trying to sell you to them, Tom. But the main thing is, you bunch of fuckers, despite the provocation from the cavalry, no fighting. Oi! No fighting. No fucking fighting. No fighting. No fucking fighting!
Speaker: It's long. I apologize. I know what you said. But see, people got to stand. That's what it takes when you got to get people together. You got to organize some shit. You just need the no fighting, no fighting, no fucking fighting. And then the dude at the end, that's all we need in that clip. We're going to go to the club. We're going to have no problems. All of us are getting together and everything. And the first time, I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker: That's all we need. Just like the last 20 to 30 seconds. That's you a little bit with us. That's you a little bit with us. Just a little bit. 30 seconds is good. And honestly, I think that's any of us who, when we try to get control of a situation, we try to make sure everybody stays out of trouble. And then you also got to be the eyes of ears to make sure they keep out of trouble and nobody starts shit with them either. I love that organ. I love that scene. I love that fucking scene.
Speaker: The fool said, what about Snow? That dude is my goddamn spirit animal. Oh my God, that was a classic. And I haven't even watched that show. I need to watch that show because that man is my goddamn spirit animal. I remember that scene, so I think I watched it. I just don't remember. But when I seen it, I remember this for some reason. And it was funny as hell to me. I think what I get done watching, justified, unless Nikki wants to watch Pinky Binder's, which I think she's already watched it. I can't remember.
Speaker: But if she wants to watch it, I might have to wait until we get done with Mayor of Kingstown. But if she doesn't want to watch it, or if she's already watched it, I'm gonna start watching Peaky Blinders. But man, I'm watching - I'm gonna do a synopsis when I finish. It's - A synopsis of what? Star Trek Discovery. This motherfucker. Listen, it's good shit. I like what they're doing. I like how they're trying to carry it on. I like what they're -
Speaker: making their own doing pretty good with it. I gotta watch the start. No fucking fighting.
Speaker: But I'm gonna finish up discovery. I gotta watch new worlds. I'm not gonna start worrying about anything else. Lions is good for anybody who is watching it. This is a good season so far. Yes. Is this the final season? Yes. That burp is my primal roar, just so you know, it's my battle cry. Just so you know, ghost, if we ever have to go to war against somebody together, when I unleash the beast, it's go time. That's gonna be the last thing a kangaroo or black bear hears.
Speaker: Um, Mayans don't settle their shit down. Mayans is a spin -off of Sons of Anarchy. We have Donut. It's pretty good. Um, I would tell you, if you like Sons of Anarchy, check this out. I told you I ended up getting it earlier now, but, uh, Donut, that's ghost food. That's who? That's ghost food. Ghost food. Yeah, yeah, I figured that. But if you've never seen it, this is a TV show. It's TV. They're on season four or five right now. I forgot. But it's pretty good. The first couple of seasons are slow as shit. I'm sorry. They're slow.
Speaker: Well, that's how that's how the boys was. The first season was still going to fight a goddamn kangaroo. I'm gonna fight a black bear too. I'm going to get his ass wet. And if Canada doesn't calm their shit down, they're going to be next. He's going to get fired. Leonardo DiCaprio and the Revenant. I can't wait. I'm going to watch it. So I'm going to sit right there. So you're going to watch me get ready. You're going to watch me get grade five beer. Yeah. Because I can't fight no good. Bestiality.
Speaker: Bear on Glick, porn. That's what you're into, Tony. That's what gets you off. That's what Piper rocks. You want it? Okay. I don't want it. I don't want to get raped by a bear. You can stop talking shit about him. But now that we know what you're into when you're looking up the porn. I'm going to get a bag of popcorn like this. That bear going to look at him like this. That bear going to say like this and then go off. You can't realize that I'm as big as a black bear, right? No, you're not. Yes, I am.
Speaker: that's why I specifically said black bear. I know. They don't. before some of y 'all turn it around and be like, oh, what's the beat up black people? Black bear. Black bear. I'm sitting back. Watch what? What's that black bear's ass? You don't calm down. You know, I would have to get Jeff a **** a root costume. It wouldn't be it wouldn't be a full kangaroo. He'd be like a baby kangaroo.
Speaker: Well, apparently Tony's more into animal reality, great women. So I don't know if you really stand a chance. Look, Leo got great by that bear. I don't care what anybody says. No, he didn't. Yes, he did. That bear had his way with him.
Speaker: Absolutely. He just lit that award. That better than him doing it. Odd style. Odd style. Dude, that bear was slobbering on him. I was like, this is bullshit. Yeah. Yeah. That bear was slobbering on him, all right? Who's your daddy? Thank you, Mark. I'm sitting right there. He kept talking shit. Go ahead. That's not true. Oh, damn. Oh, damn. That's the old one.
Speaker: I'll take that over animal, but that's not true. I mean, I can't speak. I got a cougar. I'm 20, almost 22. And my lady is 20 years older than me. So I'm just saying. Will you tell this fool again, please? I've seen black bears live. He's not that big. Do we? For what? I have seen black bear. Trust me. I have seen black bears in person.
Speaker: Well, we was down in Pigeon Forest. There was one hanging around the condo and I had to be held back because I wasn't gonna go whoop its ass. It was a baby. No, it wasn't? You sure? Yeah. Full grown? I mean, it was grown. It was a full grown. It definitely wasn't a baby. Okay. They're 250 easy. They climb trees. You can build a condo.
Speaker: They don't get much bigger than six foot five. That's fine. How much do they want total? I think it was 250. So it's going to be more. I'm going to eat your mementos. Yes, I'm going to eat my mementos. So you eat everything I've got. Then tell them I need to go shopping. You should go shopping. Stop throwing the action. I do shop. What kind of bear, Jeeves? Oh, how does bear taste? I'm going to find out after I beat that black bear's ass.
Speaker: just like it'd be like like not very tender like you don't do like gamey yeah a little bit gamey oh 22 yeah i'm 22 i'll be 22 in october i don't think anybody eats like tony d like adult males typically weigh 126 to 551 we've had this conversation females get about 375
Speaker: That's why that's why I specifically targeted the black bears. There's smaller bears. It's too big for you to go beat your ass. I'm gonna whoop a black bear's ass. It's very tough. Oh yeah. So yeah, very gamey.
Speaker: I don't eat pretzels, man. Pretzels are gross. G, you said he shot a bear, skinned it, and cooked it. I know. That's why I asked him, how did it taste? He said it's tough. It's very gamey. Yeah. He said he said, I'm not doing it again. Don't feel like Gator. Gator, it has to be cooked right. Right. Yeah, Gator has to be cooked right, because it's very, if it's not cooked right, Gator is gross. But if it's cooked right, oh my god, it's fucking phenomenal. Right?
Speaker: I didn't miss this. I just said it's not true, but I'll take that over and say it. I'm a wrestling animal. I don't see the other ones. There's a video. There's a video, a cap and a couple of weeks ago, with a guy. Bare footed. With those shoes on, I am six foot two. And I'm right around 300 pounds. There's a video of a guy. He was at a zoo.
Speaker: And the zookeeper got caught by a alligator and the dude jumped in and saved a woman. There was a video. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That dude came running around the side. He jumped in that water like it was nothing.
Speaker: I'd have been like, no, I see. I see that. That's why I said Jeff wouldn't be. He wouldn't be a kangaroo. He'd be a rue. He's not big enough to be a kangaroo. I'd have to get him a rue suit. He'll be a wallaby. He'll be a wallaby. Oh, I'll beat the shit out of a wallaby, too. They're the smaller ones. Yeah. Now, you know who I'm not fucking with in the bear world? Fucking koala. Because as koalas look, them motherfuckers are psychopaths.
Speaker: and they got chlamydia. Well, Jeff, you already have chlamydia, so what are you wearing? I should be fine. But them little koala bears, they might be cute and cuddly looking, but them motherfuckers are psychopaths. Like fatal attraction psychopath. No, I saw something. Somebody was doing an interview, and he was in Australia, and they were like, oh,
Speaker: going to put you a koala and they gave him a shit ton of eucalyptus said whatever you do don't let him stop eating because as soon as they stop eating that's when they get vicious yeah that was the idea that just came out this week of a hiker full scrawny ass looking twink hiker and a black bear came up on him ready to fight
Speaker: but he was up on like the, the, the hiker was up on the ledge. So the, the black bear was trying to come up in this goofy little Twink was able to fight off a black bear. And I'm like, Oh yeah, I could fuck a black bear up. Yeah. Chris is like, if he can do it, if he, she, it thing, whatever. I don't know what his pronouns are, but if I had to guess his pronouns are her, her, him, if they can do it, I can definitely take a black man. Right.
Speaker: What? Not for a while. And we have black bears in Ohio and I'm convinced and I'm convinced there's black bears living up over the ridge where I'm at right here and that's why they send all their stupid little scouts out all the time because they see little raccoons and the squirrels and shit like that and they come out and they see me and then they run back up the hill like they're going to tell the black bears, oh, glicks out. Don't don't come out yet now. Don't come out because they're scared. They're shook. Yeah, I don't believe that. I've seen baby animals talk.
Speaker: They on a they on a tear. They don't want to tell me what they ain't playing around no more. They're rolling like gangs. They beating up boats.
Speaker: Jeeves, I love rabbit. There ain't nothing better than a good rabbit stew. Squirrel, I've eaten squirrel. I've eaten deer. I've eaten pheasant. I've eaten snake. I've eaten turtle. It's not very good. Turtle is gross. I've had turtle. We used to gig our own bullfrogs and eat frog legs. Yeah. Frog legs are delicious. You know what sounds really good is crawfish. I'll be right there with you going forward.
Speaker: Go yeah, it's a local zoo. No, if we learned anything about the local zoo and the animals in the zoo, you know, if I can, if I can make a dated joke, if, you know, I'm going to pull one from the Kevin Holly repertoire, right? Anything about animals in the zoo. They're a bunch of great. R .I .P. Harambe, great.
Speaker: and pedophiles. Harambe was going to have his way with that little boy. Glutisol. Glutisol. What else have I eaten? I've eaten shark, tuna, all kinds of seafood. I've always wanted to try that shark fin soup. I've never had shark fin soup, but shark steaks are. It's like highly illegal shark fin soup.
Speaker: because they basically cut the fins off and get rid of the rest. Oh, so they poach them. Yeah, it's it. But I mean, if you're if you're catching sharks and you're going to eat the whole fucking thing, I mean, because I've had shark steaks in Charles, right? Shark steaks are are amazing. Yeah, food steaks are amazing, too. But they have to be cooked right. I've actually heard, geez, that that's really good.
Speaker: I saw Indiana Jones. No, I believe I have it, gentlemen. Oh, Tony D certainly. What the hell is this? Apparently the the app I downloaded didn't work.
Speaker: I'll have to get rid of it. They're right in the gut. It's like having a conversation about a question and just throwing up a news article about cocaine. That's what I'm talking about in my country. No. No, I was wrong. Actually, Golf Hawk, I have had coon and possum stew. And for as disgusting of a creature as possum is,
Speaker: Possum stew is quite delicious. Good stuff. I've been called out by the county sheriffs and asked a friend and I if we wanted a deer that got hit by a car. Yeah, I've got that. We've taken roadkill home and had it butchered.
Speaker: and salvage what we could out of it. I've had fried snake. I have had smoked snake. Just regular cooked snake. Snake is actually, in my opinion, it's pretty good. I've never had monkey brains. I've heard monkey brains is really good.
Speaker: But, but yeah, I mean, I don't know why I mean, if you're, if you're already catching a shark and you're, and you're actually a seafood place or whatever, I don't know. I understand the poaching aspect, but I don't understand why shark fin soup would be highly illegal. I mean, if you're like a waste.
Speaker: Oh, oh, go fuck. Redneck hillbilly, country bumpkin, whatever country ass label you want to put on me, that's not inbred because I'm not an Alabama fan and I'm not from West Virginia. I'm that guy. If I'm a state where they kill their own kids. Tony, I'm sure if I really looked in the news, there's going to be plenty of stories from New York, from Virginia, from Georgia, where people have killed their own kids. Unfortunately, it happens every day.
Speaker: Unfortunately. Oh, I've had, yeah, I've had bugs too. Chocolate covered cockroaches, chocolate covered crickets, millipedes. Y 'all some nasty motherfuckers. It's just, no, dude, it's called living life. And sharing new things and having new experiences, man. Yeah, was I weirded out by it? Was I disgusted by it? Absolutely.
Speaker: I tried it. Yeah. Yeah. Centipede, you know, Melvie and Centipede. That's an inside joke. That's an inside joke, Blake. You don't get an inside joke. Melvie and Centipede, there's yours! That's an inside joke. I'm from Mississippi, so I have experience to make such things. Go fuck, like I said, any, any, any, any country ass.
Speaker: Fucking name you can come up with. There was a beef jerky shop when I lived in Charleston. They only sold beef jerky. They had ostrich jerky. They had gator, fucking beef jerky. God, I can't even remember all the animals. Ostrich jerky is amazing.
Speaker: Jeez, I'm convinced you will survive the apocalypse because I'm gonna die. Alligator tail, yeah, I've had alligator tail. Alligator is tough though, man. You gotta cook it just right because I went to one restaurant and it was gross. I went to another restaurant and an alligator, it was amazing. Alligator jerky, I've had that from that jerky place.
Speaker: I can't even remember all of their different types of beef jerky or jerky that they had. You just crossed the line juice. You guys. I mean, I've read the ingredients on this shit. As far as food goes, I'm willing to try anything almost once. I'm really willing to try any food almost once. I am not.
Speaker: Just live your life, man. Stop being as an American. I'm pretty occupied with this mindset of just try dick one time, Tony D. No. No. Just try it. Open your eyes. Don't want it.
Speaker: I'm with you. I don't want to try it either, buddy. I won't. Just let her stick your finger in your butthole one time. Unless she has sausage fingers. Don't do that. They got to have dainty fingers. Yes, dainty is the key. We're talking a regular donut. Don't worry. We're talking a regular. Tony, are you ready for a break? I ain't saying nothing no more.
Speaker: Kony, are you ready for a break? Are you ready for more of my games? This is not entirely true, golf walk. And I can tell you that myself. I've eaten from the street vendors. I got you with what you're saying. But I'm going to draw the line on some shit once I learn better. And I've learned some shit. Oh, I've eaten New York street vendors, too. Yeah. Them hot dogs ain't no joke, brother. They no joke. Man, I am not. Look, I'm not a big hot dog, man. I'll eat a Kony dog all day long, a chili cheese dog all day long.
Speaker: I don't not the biggest fan of hot dogs, but.
Speaker: I don't know what the hell y 'all do to your hot dogs in New York. And I'm talking about the fucking food before somebody twists it. Them damn hot dogs on the street, out in the city, they ain't a fucking joke, man. Listen, there's only one type of sauerkraut you want, the sauerkraut from the street vendor. You don't want that shit from the store. Oh, I love sauerkraut, but yeah. I don't love sauerkraut. Oh, I love sauerkraut. That's my New Year's Eve thing, pork and sauerkraut with mashed taters. But man alive, I've been to New York and that goddamn,
Speaker: You get a hot dog off the corner of some random ass street in New York City. It'll, it'll change your fucking life. Yeah. It'll change your goddamn life. And New York pizza will change your life straight up. I mean, you do though, cause there's no food.
Speaker: Are you the guy from the gods must be crazy? I'm just saying. Don't lie to us. You eat dirt. Donor, I'll actually tell you the best hotballs to buy will be Nathan's. When you get it from the supermarket or whatever, if you can't get it over there, you're going to see... What's the mother ones? The straight vendors in New York.
Speaker: Ballpark, D .I., but them Nathan's hot dogs. Goddamn golfers on it. Put it up, Tony. Which one? Good Chicago, though. Golf Hawk. It's the vehicle exhaust that's the secret ingredient. Yeah, it is.
Speaker: Hey, a good Chicago dog. That's good, man, too. And I've been to Chicago. It's the Stan Ward. And there ain't a pizza on this planet. And I'm sorry, I'm going to say what I said. And I will never, I will die on this fucking mountain.
Speaker: New York style pizza. Y 'all fuckers don't know shit about pizza in New York. It's cardboard with grease and pepperoni. It's gross. It's disgusting. It's the worst. I got the fucker coming out of my mouth on purpose. It's the worst fucking piece. That Chicago fucking pie, boy. Boy, that Chicago pie, man. That some bitch is like this thick. That's that shit. That's that shit. That's Chicago pie. And Detroit. That's Detroit. You know that motherfucker like this and the grease start dripping. You can't fuck. Yeah, it's cardboard. You can't fuck with that.
Speaker: Now, you know, New York, New York, like I said, street vendors, they got good food. Bagels in New York, they hit different, man. Bagel, man, I'll go get you an everything bagel sandwich. If you're in New York City, go to one of them delis and get you an everything bagel sandwich. No, you'll do that. You ain't got to get everything. You can't do poppies. Get an everything bagel sandwich. Poppies make you feel a drug test. Don't do it. I'm telling you. From the calorie. Tony's a New Yorker. Right.
Speaker: Not fighting. Not fucking fighting. Not fighting. No fucking fighting! Good. Hit the fucking... Perfect clip, but way to just completely pull the e -brake out of the show.
Speaker: Well, I had to make sure it worked. Well, he's getting very timely. He took one of your pizza and gets violent. I don't blame him. I was going to make Tony ready to fight. But no, as an outsider, I'm going to say this. As an outsider, Tony's a New Yorker. But as an outsider, go get you. Now, I'm not talking about the everything bagel with the everything seasoning, Tony D. I'm talking about
Speaker: sausage, egg, cheese, just eating it. I'm talking about the inside. Let me tell you, when you watched that Harley Quinn movie, that British approach. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You wait for that breakfast sandwich? That was some real shit. Yeah, that breakfast sandwich. Because I was sitting there. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm not a New Yorker. I've been to New York a couple times, man. And the food that will change your life. I'm talking about that breakfast sandwich that's got everything in between. It's just a plain bagel, sausage, egg, cheese.
Speaker: bacon and cheese. Bacon, lettuce, tomato, whatever the fuck that goddamn sauce they put on it is crack. I don't even know what it is. Breakfast sandwiches in New York are precious. But yeah, yeah, you want to fight a motherfucker out of a goddamn breakfast sandwich. You will not go back to Waffle House. Oh, fuck Waffle House. And I dare say, as a guy who was once upon a time, was hung over in New York City. Now, I got my hangover here. And Tony, if you ever make it up here to visit,
Speaker: I'm gonna take you to TJ's and I'm gonna introduce you to the Barnyard Buster. That damn breakfast sandwich, that damn breakfast bagel in New York when I was hung over was a second to the Barnyard Buster. And it was a close fucking second, bro. Like it was like right there. But that BYB -
Speaker: I ain't gonna lie, when I went to Vegas. Jeeves just put us on for the outdoor party. Fuck the music. If you go to Vegas, go to this place. They had a breakfast omelet. That shit was, the pancakes were fucking huge. I was like, I'm not gonna finish this. And that's how big it was. It was the pancakes and the omelet. I had to go take a nap after this shit. The Italians might've invented pizza.
Speaker: But the Americans perfected it. It's very similar to the old saying. Yes, Ford guys might have invented sex, but Chevy guys started to do it with people they weren't related to and around. This guy always finds a way to turn around in the cars. By the way. Whoa. Whoa. Tony Dean. Tony Dean. I see you all, Jeez.
Speaker: They don't agree. Is that gravy? Terry Dean, let me break down. Let me break down the elements of a Barnyard Buster for you. Bottom layer, taters, hash brown, shredded, home fries, however you want your taters on the bottom. Home fries, no hash browns, home fries. Home fries, bottom layer. Your next layer, eggs, however you want them cooked, scrambled, however easy you want them. However you want them. You could throw cheese on there. Then you got biscuits.
Speaker: I don't need a biscuit. Keep going. And then you got sausage gravy. I don't need a gravy. Yeah, you do. Trust me. You got to have the whole tribes. And if you're an expert. If you're an expert level like me. I have something for you. There is a YouTube video to make air fryer barnyard busters wrap. What is it? An air fryer barnyard buster wrap.
Speaker: Oh, I've done that. Well, not in an air fryer, but I've done a wrap. The website is called Fork and Spoon. I'm going to put it in the chat. No, but if you're an expert level of the BYB, you throw in sausage patties or sausage links into the mix, but you got to have it all because, dude, it is, it is.
Speaker: It is like the ultimate. I'm drunk and I want to sober up right now or I'm hung over and I feel like a truck just hit me and I want to get rid of this hanger over that BYB. Oh my God. And TJ's is TJ's is a central Ohio staple. It's not there. There was three locations, Newark, where I live.
Speaker: All right. Everybody knows I live in Newark. We've already talked about it. I don't care. Columbus, there was one on High Street in Columbus, and then the other one was in Reynoldsburg. The one on High Street, I think, is closed. I don't know if the one in Reynoldsburg is open, but the one in Newark is still open. And I took Nicky there, and she really liked it. We weren't drunk. We weren't there 100 % sober. We just went there for breakfast one day. She had an upside down pineapple.
Speaker: pancakes. Nice. And I got my BYB. That BYB will change your life Tony D. I'm just saying man, it'll 100 % change your life. It's not good for you. It's gonna knock about five years off of your life every time you eat one.
Speaker: But they've got other really good food at TJ's because it is, everything is all cooked. It's country style, homemade. It's not going to like a roadhouse or whatever where everything just comes pre -packed and they literally throw it on the grill and cook it. TJ's is literally a home style, home cooked meal. Like one of their biggest, one outside of the BYB, their other most popular is grandma's country fried steak.
Speaker: Yep. That depends on who makes Country Fire State. Country Fire State, I'm very picky, I don't think it depends on the best place to meet was actually, I'm just going with the Country Fire Port Shops. That was Po Folks. They had the best Country Fire Port Shops ever. That is part of TJ's menu right there.
Speaker: That is the, oh shit, I was gonna start. Hello, inner fat ass. Yeah, I know, right? No, it's a country fried steak and you get mashed taters and whatever other sides you want, but it's got gravy on it. And basically anything you get there, you can smother it in gravy and they're gravy.
Speaker: Oh, they're gravy and I'm not a big gravy guy. I'm with you. I am like with the sausage. No, I love sausage gravy. Trust me. I eat it for the fried steak right there. I got off because it's fattening and the biscuits, they don't do nothing but they lay on your stomach. So I don't like eating the fat. Yeah, you're drunk. I'll get a pretzel. I'll get an England muffin. I'll get a bagel. I don't do the biscuits and gravy like that.
Speaker: Now that biscuit and gravy with them biscuits, because they're good and fluffy, man. They're good and fluffy. When you're drunk or you're hungover, they just, they just hit that spot, man. They just hit the spot perfect. But let's go ahead and take a quick break. Yep. We're going to continue my gayness, apparently.
Speaker: Who do you guys like better? Sarah or Amanda? As a girl's name. If you're referring to the song, I love the song, Amanda. Which one is it? Jeff. Jeff. I want to take you by surprise and punch you in your eye, Amanda. Oh, wait.
Speaker: I want to take you by surprise and put you in your brown eye Amanda. You know where I want to go boys. Nope. Don't care. We're going to play music and go to break. That's fine. You can tell us when you come back from break. We got Jeffrey. What is that? The heart attack grill in Vegas. Oh, okay. You weigh more than 350 pounds you eat for free.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, I know that. Jeff, Jeff, look down there in the brand where our music is. Mm hmm. Can you tell me what this gentleman's name is that sings Amanda or Sarah? Sorry, Sarah. Uh, ooh. He's a believer. It's Cleaver, but what's his last name? Oh, his last name? Hold on.
Speaker: Morazzi. Morales. No, there's no L. There's no L, not Morales. Morales. You are fucking, you fail as a Mexican. Morace. Morace? Okay. We'll go with that. Claver Morace. With his cover of Starship song, Sarah. We'll be back in a few minutes, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: another song.
Speaker: Instead of having like no one has ever let me before Instead of having no one could ever let me before
Speaker: Sarah, Sarah Mootime is a good time
Speaker: Yeah
Speaker: What did I say?
Speaker: Yeah, I know that song. He has the voice for that song.
Speaker: His performance right there, he was exhausted from doing it, or he had just started doing it, he was just trying it out. He was very comfortable doing his song. If you don't know that song, and you're watching that video, and you have a couple of notes and a couple of parts, I used to know that song, I know that song, I understand how it's supposed to sound, but once I'm like, I would have to criticize it, I would have to. And I try to do that. I mean, that's a tough song for a guy to sing.
Speaker: Not with his voice. Not with his voice, but I think he did a very good job. There's a cat and jeez, I'm going to get Amanda. We're going to close the shot with Amanda tonight whenever we close the shot. But I was debating between Sarah and we all know who Steve Perry is, lead singer of Journey. Yes. We all know he did something solo.
Speaker: Um, and there's, and, and I was debating between Sarah and, and old Sherry. Very similar. I was thinking in the first place. Yeah. Well, it was a kind of a theme of the, for those of you who don't know, um, a lot of times when I pick music for the show, I try to have a theme behind it. Tonight's theme was eighties power ballads with songs named with, or songs with girls names in it. Um,
Speaker: But O 'Sherry was like Sarah or O 'Sherry? Both of them. You did good tonight. Both of them, seriously. Yeah, Nicki picked Sarah over O 'Sherry. But the cat, now mind you, O 'Sherry is going to come up here because the cat that did a cover of O 'Sherry, I really like this dude. And Steve Perry's voice is hard to
Speaker: It's hard for somebody to cover and try to emulate Steve Perry. Gotta have a clear voice to do it, I agree. And this cat, when you guys hear it, this cat kills it. His name's Dan Vask, V -A -S -K. He's on YouTube. But when you hear him saying, Steve Perry, you're gonna be like, damn, shit, fuck. But no, so yeah, tonight's theme was 80s power ballads,
Speaker: with female names in the title. Welcome back to Nonsense, well, Nonsense, everybody. Jeff's here, Tony Days here, and your boy here, as always, the one and only Glick. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show so far. We're hanging out, doing our thing, doing what we do. It's Saturday night. You never know what you're gonna get out of us for Saturday nights. We like to have fun.
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Speaker: No, well, not a whole lot of drama here. Every once in a while you get drama here. One of us lose our cool, either Tony or myself. Jeff, he's in Mexico and has no cares in the world because. I'm awesome. Well, I was going to say retarded, but I guess I guess that works too. I can sum up my feelings about most stuff in one simple picture.
Speaker: Frankly, my junior, I don't give a damn. Before we went to break, Rubba Plummer asked a question. Who is more rich among the three of you? And to that, I would like to answer your question with the question. Do you mean rich? What do you mean by rich? Do you mean monetarily? Do you mean materialistically? Or do you mean just in life?
Speaker: We're all rich, we have each other. I have been trying to get rid of you for 25 goddamn years, Jeff. You are like the AIDS virus. I'm like syphilis. Unless you're Charlie's King or Magic Johnson. Everybody else dies with AIDS except those two. Basically what I'm saying is I'm going to die with you.
Speaker: And if we put our cards right, we might die together because our women are gonna kill you. Yeah, I think the three of us are, like Jeeves said, I think the three of us are all rich in our own way. I mean, I think - I am better than I was before I had this career field, I'll admit that. I mean - If I stop spending so much money on food, I'd be loaded.
Speaker: you know what I I have that issue. I have a glutton that is my sin. That is my deadly sin. Um I feel quite a few of them not all but I could be loaded.
Speaker: Oh, Tony. You're not my type. You're not my type. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why is it always... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why is it always got to go there with you? Because you always go there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You gave me an idea. Oh, okay. Go for it. That's what I was ooh -ing about.
Speaker: Did it sound like it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ooh, okay. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, daddy. Yeah, daddy. Go ahead, tell me, daddy. Nikki, get this son of a bitch. Come on, daddy. No. Tell me. No. Yeah. No. Big chocolate daddy. No, fuck y 'all. Yeah, you big sexy, bald -headed, chocolate milked out with this motherfucker. Shot. Shot.
Speaker: So yeah, you know, I. Sorry, please continue telling me what you were doing before that. You just gave me an idea. You just gave me an idea. That's all.
Speaker: Um, about how you spend your money, Jeff. And I will say that I liked something that Dick Gregory said, and it's been on my mind. I'm trying to work it into my life. I should try to actually did it for a little bit last year. Once I got myself back situated. He was like, somebody gives you money. You put the money in the bank. Ain't nobody tell you to spend it. I'm like, fuck. Cause the first thing people do when they got money in the bank is go spend that shit. So
Speaker: Well, my philosophy when it comes to money, I like to make my money work for me. So the question was asked, who's more rich among the three of you? Tony, you said until you got into the career field that you're in, and if you would stop spending so much money on ordering food, you would have more money. Jeff? I buy a bunch of stupid shit.
Speaker: without mentioning your job or anything else, I'm assuming because judging by your comments, both of you instantly went to money. Yes. That would, yeah. Well, when the question was asked, and I answered his question with a question, and I kind of elaborated on that question, both of you two went to money. Yes, we did.
Speaker: Right, because it's rich, you think money. Yes or no. You both went to money. My first thought was not money. That's good. My first thought was not money in any way, shape and or form. My first thought by this. Save this clip, Tony. My first thought when the question was asked, who's more rich than any of you guys?
Speaker: was I went to, I guess, I don't know, I guess kind of spiritually or emotionally, I guess. I don't know where you want to go with it, but my first thought was, you know, and I don't mean to step on any toes or step out of bounds or anything like that, but I think,
Speaker: When you ask the question of who's more richer, or who's the most richer, whatever, I would say me, because, you know, I have my kids. I have found an actual partner in life. You know, somebody who completes me the end of my game. Stop copying my answers, lady.
Speaker: I'm happy where my life is going. I'm happy where my life is, the direction my life is going. And I always say that I'm richer than both of you because of your first instinctual answer. I'm going to kill your fucking wife, Chip. That's not me. That's Tony's shit.
Speaker: Oh shit, I couldn't understand it Tony. Oh, I thought it was your watch cuz I couldn't understand the Headphones on on purpose so he can watch it so he didn't hear this and Jason. What volume was that it? Yeah, I thought it was Shut the fuck up with your background loud ass But you know so you guys both instantly went to money and
Speaker: I went to the more emotional, more spiritual, emotional aspect when that question was asking me. So that's why I dare say, and I don't mean to step on any toes, but I say that I'm richer than both of you combined. Because money is the furthest thing from my mind. Believe it or not, that's as well as it should be.
Speaker: Ooh. Well, I was letting, well, first and foremost, uh, I was actually, uh, actually goofball. If you, if you talk about what you were just saying, where you have a ying, the yang partner, you have the kids, you and I are in the same boat. Well, I mean, I just had 10 years. Your wife prefers a French baguette over American bagels. That's in your opinion.
Speaker: Exactly, John. And your opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one and they all smell like you. But he's trying to go another. Go ahead. Yeah, exactly. So, but yeah, I mean, like, I feel the same way about my family is like, we are, we are super close to it. I mean, we 24 hours a day together.
Speaker: You can say whatever you want to say. I'm sorry, like I'm a little delayed on your comments, so I'm just reading them. You know, I'll just read them. You might have typed it before I said it. I am not disagreeing that. But I was I was I was specifically asking these two because I knew exactly I already knew their answer before they told me. So I was waiting. Right.
Speaker: And I've made it very clear, Jeff and I've had this conversation, Tony, this doesn't so much pertain or include you. So, you know, I mean, but Jeff and I've had this conversation when Jeff yammers on about all his imaginary monopoly money that he has. And I've told him, but none of that fucking matters.
Speaker: No, but here's, here's why it fucking matters. I get that. Here's, here's why, here's why it matters to me. I've been broke where I don't have $5 to my name. When my wife and I got together, we didn't have two fucking pennies to rub together. We went through those broke times. I never want to be there again. So.
Speaker: when it comes to money, I'm like every dollar and it's a silly saying. Tony's going to, Tony's going to be disgusted by it, but I'm not gay, but 20 bucks.
Speaker: But I won't be starving. I've been starving. I've been had to move apartments every fucking month because for six months I moved a different apartment because I couldn't afford to pay that apartment. Right. I've been that way. I've always had the family. I've always had that. I don't have to worry about that. That's not going nowhere.
Speaker: But so so if you're looking at rich by family and and friends and stuff, you see I'm wearing motherfucking buckets. But monetarily, that's where where my head is 90 percent of the time, because your head is wrapped around the fact that you think money can buy you happiness. I am happy.
Speaker: The only people that say money can't buy happiness are broke motherfuckers because look at the smile on this motherfucking face. I am the furthest thing from being broke these days. I'm not saying you are.
Speaker: But now your happiness right now is everything fell in place. Not only do you have a woman in your life, not only do you have the custody of kids, you also got a better job. My happiness is life. My happiness is life. Your happiness is not having no problems and you don't have any problems. And not to bring it up again, and I apologize for this, but Thursday night, when I was doing the Glick show,
Speaker: My show without these guys, ladies and gentlemen, go ahead and check it out. It's on Spotify and YouTube. The question was asked of me by Mark, who has probably known me longer than anybody in our chat box. And the question was asked of me. He said, Glick, what changed and are you happy now?
Speaker: Now, mind you, he said he's he said that I seen the progression. I didn't know when you when I was on Periscope, he's like, I didn't know. Mark Cuban is a fucking tool. Yeah, he's got more. Mark said I didn't know where I didn't know you were in such a dark place when you were in Charleston when I was on Periscope. He's like, but I see the difference in you now compared to then I've seen the difference in you now compared to a year ago.
Speaker: you can take all the money I have away from me at the end of the day. And I will still be happier than I have ever been in my life now. And when I lived in Charleston, I was making six figures easy. Oh, I understand. But I was in the dark. I was in probably one of the darkest places in my life. Because you couldn't trust who I was with.
Speaker: Right. It wasn't even that. It wasn't even that. I mean, that was a big factor. I've gone through that, that dark place. I've been in that dark place. Like 10 years ago, I was in that dark place for five years. And over the past five years, that's, you know, that first five years when... Fulfillment. I'm trying to piggyback on what you just said. I'm not trying to copy you. I'm trying to piggyback. But fulfillment is more important to me. And I feel like a lot of people in this life is more important
Speaker: to me personally, my personal opinion, fulfillment and satisfaction is more important than any dollar I'll ever make. If I could jump in on this, there were rich people who were talking about how they had all the money, but nobody to be happy with. And I've never seen that story back in the 80s. That's the only challenge I was going to give you. When you said that, I agree with you, but I got to go ahead and tell you when I was married and I'm going to say this shit.
Speaker: I got this career established. She was already established. Money was effective because I've been in relationships where now the one of us had a lot. So my thing is, I want to have mine. I want her to have hers. That way, now the one of us have anything to worry about if one loses what they have. That's why I put money in the situation. I understand what you're saying, Glitt, but I got to throw this at you. This is not a shade.
Speaker: You've had money and didn't have nobody to be with. So I understand where you're coming from with the fulfillment of having somebody in your life. I've been broke.
Speaker: I've been broke and had people with me and I was fulfilled. So when it came down to establishing a family and a home, yo ass needs money. Like Jeff said though, like Jeff said, he got with his wife when she was 10 and he was 30. And I got a third diggs, you know, I got a third diggs. But they got with her when they didn't have a penny to rub together.
Speaker: My ex -wife, we were together, we went through some of the hardest, we went through some of the hardest times. When you were making that money, when you had money, you were miserable because, and no digs, but you were with her and you couldn't throw her, you couldn't trust her as far as you could throw her. It wasn't even a matter of that. He was always going a matter of long days. Right. It wasn't even a matter of that. It wasn't even a trust factor or anything like that. That was a big factor.
Speaker: And, hold on a second, I gotta let my filter catch up to me. Yeah, I know what I'm trying to do. Okay. When I'm done. But, and you know, the money being there and the money, like the money is here now. And that's not even a thing.
Speaker: But, you know, my ex wife and I, we went, we went through some hard times together. And then when the money was there and, and, and, and here I am, I'm thinking everything's good. Everything's happy. She's got everything she wants. The kids got everything they want and more. Nah, not yet.
Speaker: But at the same time, I was not enjoying living in Charleston. I love Charleston. Charleston, I'm born and raised, born and bred in Ohio. When I worked in South Carolina, down in Charleston, that felt like home to me. That was the only place I've ever felt like home. I hate fucking Ohio. I hate this goddamn place. I have always in my head felt like I was bigger than this place.
Speaker: But now, for the first time in my life, in almost 42 years of my life, in Ohio - I'm only 22. I'm sorry, 22. I'm only 22. For the first time in 22 years, almost 22 years. In Ohio, I feel like I'm at home. Because you're comfortable. So I'll say you can take all that money away from me. Right, and you are correct.
Speaker: You're correct in saying that no matter how much money you have, if you don't have the stability of home and friends and family and all that stuff, you will be miserable. But what I'm saying is Tony, and not kind of put Tony's business out there, Tony's happy with Jason being there. He's happy. He's, you know. I'm happy being a father. I'm happy being a father. And on top of that, he's got some money coming in.
Speaker: Yeah. So, so he's got it a hundred cross. Where I wanted to be at in life. I'm actually good. I just got to stop overspending. And that's my problem as well. Yes. I overspend it. That's my, that's my problem. I overspend on doing what I want to do. And I try to pace myself, but you also get shit that comes up and look, I'm, I'm, I'm going to be dead serious. I know what you're saying about having people money don't mean shit. That's a motherfucking lie to everybody. Yeah. Because when, when shit hits the fan, you don't have the money. Yes.
Speaker: Because the biggest argument - I'll take no people in my life. I kid you not, I kid you not. When my wife and I were broke, we were actually working, we worked on commissions, and we were arguing over $2. $2 for six hours, because we were pitching pennies, and I had lost $2, and we argued for six hours. But now - But y 'all are trying to build something though.
Speaker: Right. But now I can go spend $50 at the fucking store. I spent $25 at the fucking convenience store right before the show buying chips and soda and everything else. I can grab my hands on. And it was like, yeah, whatever. It's only 25 bucks. The money is there. The money. The money is one thing. The money is there. I mean, you know, I do this show three times a week. We do this show three times. Well, Tony and I do this show three times a week. Yeah. Three times a week. I go buy beer.
Speaker: three times or multiple times what you have fucking last night. We spent $60 on Goddamn DoorDash, Nikki and I did. Oh, I've done that. Because she didn't want to go out. She got home from work. She was tired. She was sore. She was on the cobalt and lay around and cuddle up on the couch and watch TV. We spent 60 Goddamn dollars on DoorDash and we was happy as pigs and shit.
Speaker: You spend money, but we spent money, but that money didn't mean shit because at the end of the day, ultimately what it was all about was the fact that she got to come home to me and together.
Speaker: I 100 % agree. So that's what I said. Money is an essential. Money is an essential. Correct, correct. You know, to live, to survive. Money is essential. If you're pinching pennies, and you come home to no meal, more issues will arise. To the bills, money will be turned off, to about to be evicted, to not having the vehicles, to not be able to guess, to come, not be able to be there for the kids, all that shit I agree. Jeff, to kind of delve into the world of Glick,
Speaker: And Jeff, I don't think you ever went through this growing up because I know your family. Tony D, I don't know if you ever dealt with, or if you ever lived this. When I was growing up, when I was a kid, I might eat on Monday, but I might not eat again until Thursday. I've done it. That was solo. That was the solo of me. My mother didn't put us through that. That was the solo of me. You know, and - And I've been there. When I came back to Ohio, when I came back to Ohio,
Speaker: And Jeff, you probably know this better than anybody else. And Tony, you might know a little bit about it. I literally, I literally started from the fucking bottom all over again. Like I was an 18 year old Glick. I started from the fucking bottom. I went from a big ass house in Charleston. I get what you're saying, but until you've done it from scratch in a foreign country that you don't speak the language in,
Speaker: foreign country or not if you're starting from scratch and you're starting from the bottom your country doesn't matter that's another element where nobody will hire you but nobody will hire you because you don't speak the language and the people that do want to hire you won't pay you shit it's all commission but you know so you'll make money when you know my my entire life
Speaker: the stack has been or the deck has been stacked against me. We got that. So, so, so I created a lifestyle in Ohio and then I went to Charleston and I created a brand new whole ass new lifestyle that I had to come back from from Charleston to Ohio and go back to being a kid.
Speaker: And what that taught me was, I could have all the goddamn money in the world. And this is where a lot of people misconfuse me and mislabel me as an asshole. I'm not an asshole. Yes, you are. I mean, I'm an asshole. I'm an asshole. I'm an asshole. But I'm not the asshole you think I am. No, you got to read this for me that way. Because I came from nothing, I created something out of myself, and I lost every goddamn thing. And I thought, and I had that mindset,
Speaker: The more money I make, the easier life will be, the happier I'll be. The more money I make that everybody around me is gonna be happier. The more money I make, the more friends I'm gonna have. I got that part, I understand that. And then I came back to Ohio and I got slapped with a dose of fucking reality. I lost everything and I started all over again. Money don't mean shit to me. Money, yes, is an essential. If my bills are paid,
Speaker: If I got a roof over my head, my kids have what they need. And there's fucking food in the refrigerator. That's all that fucking matters to me. All the other bullshit. And I agree with that. All the other bullshit told me nothing. I agree with that. Now I want the emotional stability. Now I want the fulfillment. Because you got past the money stage. If you got past the money stage, that's why. Right. And like I have the emotional support for days. I got that. I've had that for 10 years.
Speaker: I'd knock that out early when I met my wife. But now. It's like I've we went through those times where where we didn't know if we were going to eat tonight and and and putting food in the fridge is one thing, but not having the money to put the food in the fridge sucks. And you want to talk about arguments. We had an argument about who ate the fucking carrots out of the fridge because that was the only thing left in the fridge.
Speaker: Rice with sugar, that was a meal. Had that same idea, had money for days, some shots and meat and drinks bought for fellas that had the intellect of a brick. Prove more to me. You gotta secure yourself. That's why when I go out, I don't go out, obviously.
Speaker: But like if I if let's say all of us went out, yes, I buy a round. But if I went out with somebody that I know here in town, I ain't buying shit for nobody because I don't trust them as far as I can throw. Now, I go out, you and you and Tony, I'll buy rounds all night. I don't fucking care because I trust you guys. I know you guys.
Speaker: but I'm not gonna do it with people that I meet here or people, because it's that, oh, he's got money, let him pay. Fuck that. We gonna keep having this goddamn dance. We can keep having this goddamn dance because you guys got that mindset of money. My mindset is not on money. Like you said, money is not everything. Money is not everything to me either. At the end of the day, yeah, is money nice?
Speaker: Yeah, you'd be a goddamn idiot to save money with. If somebody will knock on my door right now, so I'm gonna give you a check for $10 billion. I'm gonna take it. He gonna suck that dick. I ain't saying anything about sucking dick, Jeffrey.
Speaker: I'm just saying I got a check for you. You cannot take the money with you. And I get that. As far as financial goes or money in the bank, I might be the brokeest person on this show. I don't know. I don't care. Tony's not going to put his financial
Speaker: his financial. I'm not going to put you up if you make your own money. I'm just not Tony's not going to put his, his, his financial gains out there. I'm not going to put my financial gains up there. Jeff likes to brag a lot. You know, it's kind of like the, I get excited. It's kind of like, it's kind of like the 180, you know, doc style protest much does style talk way too much. I got bank stubs back, you know, but yeah. Well, okay. But it doesn't matter how much money I got in the bank.
Speaker: I literally told a man from Africa, bro, if you're ever in the States and you're in Ohio, let me know. We're gonna barbecue. We're gonna have some drinks. I might have $20. I might have $50 in my account. And I'm gonna spend that $50 getting food to barbecue and getting some drinks for me and donut to hang out and have fun and interact.
Speaker: because that money don't mean shit. At the end of the day, I made a TikTok video and some people think that it was directed at them. And if you think it was directed at you, it was fucking directed at you. You can always make the money back that you lost, but you will never, never get the time back that you lost.
Speaker: So time and friendship and family mean more to me than it will ever mean to any amount of dollars I have in my goddamn bank account. No, I get that. Somebody could hit me up tomorrow and say, I'm going to lock nonsensical nonsense down and any affiliate with nonsensical nonsense.
Speaker: which the only affiliate with nonsensical nonsense is The Glitch Show because Tony's on a whole nother level of goofiness. But, and Jeff don't do shit. But I will lock down nonsensical nonsense exclusively on our platform for the next five years. And I'm gonna pay nonsensical nonsense for the next five years. $500 million. To do what?
Speaker: To do our show. I'm waiting on the money. To do our show. You can be broke there too, don't play. Dollar Tree. You can be broke there too. And that money wouldn't mean shit to me, but what would mean shit to me is my family and the people in my circle, and I said this Thursday night, my circle is very small. My circle is very tight of people that I call friends.
Speaker: But I would never, I would never look at the money that I have in my bank account compared to time with the people who mean the most to me. Yes, I got that part. You can't say that because I mean, dude, literally, dude, literally. I've asked this question. I've asked this question. This is not a shot at you in any way, shape or form. This is more of a curiosity factor. I've asked this question about people and relationships.
Speaker: There is not a person that I talked to that said that they would be cool with their significant other. So you're digging too much. Being in another country for nine months by themselves. Why are you doing this? It wasn't nine months B. It was like six months, nine months, whatever. And regardless, the difference is I trust my wife more than I trust any person on the fucking floor. There you go. I will walk across broken glass and burning coals for that woman.
Speaker: Can you say you'd do the same for anybody else on the planet? You talk about having a small circle. My small circle is in this house. Yeah, that's because you never leave your office. And for good reason, for good reason. There are butchers fucking assholes in the world. And I trust nobody as far as I can tell them. Secondly, Jeff, fuck you.
Speaker: Fuck you. Fuck you. I'm serious. How do you say I'm not in your circle? Are you in my fucking town? No, you're not in the circle. 25 years don't mean shit. No, fuck you. Fuck you, Jeff. I'm calling the charge. Hey, Jeff. Hey, Jeff. But my point is, Jeff is, yeah. I love you.
Speaker: But my thing is, like I said, you guys have that relationship. No, that's great that you guys have that relationship. That's why I said I'm not, I'm not, I'm not sure. And name one person that you've dated current, including that you would trust, go to another country for three months at a time.
Speaker: 100%. Yeah, but that's out of your mind and you knowing better than anybody else. That's not a fair question to ask me.
Speaker: Right. Of course not. Yeah. I mean, you know, you know, my history better than anybody else. Exactly. And I mean, I mean, everybody that I've ever been with has, has, has cheated on me or screwed me over in some way, which is why, which is why. And, and, and this is, and you know, and Jeff, you know, here's my thing. Here's my thing. You of course would not trust three months of time.
Speaker: because of your history. If Nikki wanted to go on a two -week vacation and she was going to... I don't know, Costa Rica. I don't know why Costa Rica, but I don't know. If she wanted to...
Speaker: I would say, yeah, absolutely. Go do your thing. Have a blast. I would, I would trust her. I would trust her, but there's going to be a small part in the back of my, like a little tiny, small sliver in the back of my brain. But I feel like she would, she would be in the same boat, you know, because you know, history.
Speaker: Once again, it comes down to - Also, I didn't meet her when she was 12 and I groomed her and - It's all about the grooming, let me tell you. But it also - You don't want your eyes to be, we all had to discuss - Everybody says that they would step in front of a bullet for their significant other. I would. Oh, I absolutely would for Nikki. But not only that, I've proven that.
Speaker: We literally were at the store the other day and a guy pulled a machete out and I stepped in front of her and the kids and I said fuck off motherfucker. He didn't even see you because you're so small. Well, my point is I trust my wife more than I trust myself.
Speaker: And just well, I should. Again, as I know you as well as I know you. There's a reason why you want when she's out of town why you don't leave your house. Yeah, because I'm stupid and I know self control or willpower. Exactly, exactly. Which is why I do the thing which is why you don't go buy a car. Well, actually, the reason why we're not buying the car is a whole another reason now, but
Speaker: But it also comes down to, do I really need it? I live in a town where I can literally get to the store in five minutes. Literally, Napoleon, you feel like you have something to prove when you don't have anything to prove. No, I don't. But you feel like you have something to prove. You don't have anything to prove. But in your head, yeah, you really do. Trust me.
Speaker: But like I said, I trust, I've been through those hellish relationships like you have. But the difference is with my wife, I have so much trust and love for her that even the shit you say doesn't bother me. Plus you know that I'm just fucking with you. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: Because in all honesty, if I felt a certain type of way, and I was gonna say it, ladies and gentlemen, spoiler alert, Tony D, spoiler alert, I gotta give my man credit, cuz that's his catchphrase. I can't shit on my man down there. But in all honesty, we'll talk all about everything on this goddamn show. I saw that going forward, I need to cover that story too.
Speaker: But in all honesty, Jeff and I could have a conversation outside of this show and have a legit conversation and speak our mind and everything like that, and then bring it to the show. I got that for you, Tony. Appreciate it. Donut, be right.
Speaker: Yeah, but here's the thing. Here's the thing. And what do you say? It's kind of contradictory. It's kind of contradictory, dictionary, dictionary, contradictory, contradictory. Come on, Tony. Thank you. No, I, you know, words are hard. It has no idea. There's nothing to do with how much you drink. I was just trying to make sure I get the right word out there and you went to college.
Speaker: Nowadays, that's not saying as much as it does on earth because of by a girl that's our baptism baptism my fire goal Trust can be built if you're partnering things. Yeah, so so so so here's the thing
Speaker: And I am contradicting myself because I've made this, I've said this comment a lot and you cannot hold a shadow over your partner's head based off of your past relationship. We all do it. We all do it. We all have them.
Speaker: And I try not to and that's what I said, you know, I absolutely trust. I absolutely 100 % trust Nikki. I don't think Nikki would do anything, but there's always going to be that tiny little voice in the back of my head, that tiny little sliver.
Speaker: And I don't know if that's more on, and it's not, and I don't even know if that has anything to do with, with, with prior relationships or the ocean that we, that I've been through. It might just be me and, and, and my, we'll call them, you know, we'll call a spade a spade, mental deficiencies. Yeah.
Speaker: You get emotional scars, you get emotional, it's not a mental deficiency. Stop, stop, stop, stop. It's not a mental deficiency. You have emotional scars, we all do. That's what it is. We all do. That's what it is. It's emotional scars. You do not have a mental deficiency. Stop doing yourself like that motherfucker. You got emotional scars, it's different. But I question everything. And again on that mental health bullshit, I am a monster. I have my own worst enemy.
Speaker: I question myself. That's all of us. Multiple times, several times a day. Oh no, the past will absolutely do, it's not so much the past, because as I said Thursday night, I'm in the best place I've ever been in my entire fucking life. All jokes aside, I'm almost 42 years old.
Speaker: Nice, Jeff. On the fly, baby. Thank you, Tona. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I say that shit and it's the absolute damn truth. I'm so sick. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I get what you're saying, Tony, but I have a caveat to that.
Speaker: You're not wrong. I'm just saying. They're just running this around. Chris has been through shit. I've been through shit. You've been through shit. We've all been through shit. Everybody has their own story. And that's the thing that kills me is you get people out here who want to compare, like, like, yeah, like my grandfather went from World War II. He's, you know, Tony, Tony D. I got yelled at by a barista. You know, that's not Tony D. You was a vet. You were in the sandbox. I think that's right. Right. That's right.
Speaker: You know, you was in the sandbox. You got your own trauma, your own bullshit, not to mention personal life issues. Jeff, you fled the country because for whatever reason. And we can't stop calling people out. I'm not calling them out. I'm making fun of you. Mexico, they have no extradition.
Speaker: Actually, they do. Jeff, no, they don't actually. But you know, Europe does. So does Mexico. No, it doesn't actually. Actually, it does. Go ahead and look it up. I actually had this conversation with federal agents. When? Multiple times. Recently? Last six months, yeah. Really? Yeah, I got a friend in the FBI.
Speaker: Last six most impressive. One of my mom's ex -boyfriends. But trust me, trust me, Mexico and the United States are working shit out to get the motherfucker back. Well, to a certain degree, to a certain degree, but they can't go down there. Everything you see in green, everything you see in green has extradition.
Speaker: Leave that up there, please. Leave that up there. It depends on the crime, Jeffrey. No, leave that up there, seriously, because people don't realize some of these countries they're going to, your ass will still get jacked. Yes, it depends on the crime. In the countries that are not in green, they're going to treat you worse than had you stayed. And the words of an FBI agent, United States government official,
Speaker: as I say on, on Justified. And if you haven't ever watched Justified Shay Money, that's a great goddamn show. I've never watched it. You do, Tony. You got to watch it. It's a great show, man. I think you would really dig it. I think you would dig it because you like sons and you like Mayans. Yeah, I think you'd like it, Tony. Justified is awesome. I've been told. It's coming back in July.
Speaker: We hurt the ones we love the most. It's totally fucked up. And it's the truth too. It's the truth. It's the absolute 100 % true motherfucker to do this shit. But depending upon the crime and the severity, yes. Jeff's right. It also has to be considered a crime in the country you're in. Jeff has, yeah, exactly. Okay, so Jeff - That's a key phrase. Jeff is right on a couple aspects. In Mexico.
Speaker: Let's just say, for instance, Jeff committed a crime. And I'm not saying Jeff committed a crime. I'm saying if Jeff committed a crime. I saw batteries from Walmart. I admit it. Well, we talked about that. I don't think that's extraditable. Yeah. Yes, it is. It all comes down to the severity of the crime. But if Jeff committed a crime in America, then he fled to Mexico. He's not going to get extradited.
Speaker: to back to America because he did not commit the same said crime in Mexico based off their laws and everything like that.
Speaker: However, it also depends on the severity of the crime and what level, because in talks with my friend in the FBI, also talking to the US Marshals, who that is their number one job. They hunt down fugitives. We've all seen the show, the movie, The Fugitive with Harrison Ford. He didn't kill his wife! And then he jumped off the corner. So, in
Speaker: But I don't even know where the hell I was going with that. What the fuck are we talking about? I'm like, I need more beers to go drink. But, but anywho, absolutely.
Speaker: This is about the time when my co -host would actually help me if they were paying attention to the show. We knew what the fuck he was talking about. We would. We were literally all talking about. He was going somewhere. You don't have a flow. We'll be wrong. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard target.
Speaker: in that area. That was a good goddamn. That was a good that was a good Tommy Lee Jones on my part. Well, it was. I do love that movie too. I mean, that was a good Tommy Lee, right? I mean, Tony gave me hearing you're the one doing it.
Speaker: I mean, Tony, but Tony said it was a good impersonation. You had the twang, Tommy. My favorite part was when that friend was in the swamp, he said, I need the most lowdown, dirty, barefoot redneck out here. That motherfucker spit a tobacco. He said, you come with me. He said, you come with me.
Speaker: I did. I love, I love, I love Marsh. Oh man. Anywho, but no, I'm just saying, uh, absolutely. Uh, that, that phrase, that phrase is, that phrase is cold. That phrase is cold blooded, but just because you love someone and you hurt them, doesn't mean you mean it. Um, in a bad way, boys, I gotta jump off. I gotta get somebody to eat. I'm fucking sorry. I got, we're getting ready to head out and go get some food.
Speaker: I got to get changed. Got too real for these sons of bitches. No, you didn't. You went over here three hours like you normally do. We keep telling you. I'm going to get going. I'll see you for later. Run the outro. Run the outro. You've got to go. I got to go. These pussies got too real. I am what I eat. Well, in that case, it should be a cock meat sandwich. Yeah, you love it. Don't lie. Anyways, I got to go. I'll talk to you guys later. Bye. See you later.
Speaker: You guys don't have McDonald's in Africa? I thought McDonald's was literally everywhere. Well, Jeff had to leave. Tony has to go get on airtime. Oh boy, boy, boy. I gotta go pass. Gran Turismo. You know, I've never seen that movie and I love Clint Eastwood. I'm gonna take a piss, Tony. Someone will piss me off.
Speaker: I would pick a song, but I know he's going to be like that song he wanted to play.
Speaker: And for the record, this is the longest he's ever taken the piss, because you know he'll piss and come back in 35 seconds. I'm impressed. No, I'm not. Hey, I thought McDonald's was everywhere. I'm on board, man. I thought there was everywhere. I guess I have to end the show. Sorry, guys.
Speaker: I know you guys are here. You're watching and you're engaging. Cookhole Jeff had to leave. Tony's going to start some drama. I'm looking forward to that. I can't wait to see that, but I guess. It might not be the one I'm going to do tonight. If Brian don't show up, I won't make it.
Speaker: I'll do another one. If Brian ain't showing up, his old bitch ass has got his head buried in the sand. Brian got a life to live. What song are you picking? Because you're going to be here 20 minutes trying to salvage what you're going to do. Oh, I'll keep picking at him. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I got to represent. Represent what? Getting your ass whooped two days in a row? All right, we're going to go with. We're not going to go with anything. We're going to go with what I'm going to keep doing.
Speaker: The masses have requested Amanda. Go for it. Go for it. That's all about to do. Thank you. Thank you guys for hanging out. You know, social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Hang out with us live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturday, 7 PM. Sorry for those of you across the pond. We are going to start the show later, but my co -hosts have a hard time showing up on time.
Speaker: And the host has a hard time ending the damn show. That's what we can't show up on. Goddamn. God forbid the host ends a goddamn show. Donut, I agree, but he had another jam. I agree, Donut. That's my jam too, but he's got another one you had to play. He's got a flow going with his music, so I ain't going to interrupt it. I understand that fully. I'll give you like that much on Monday night, man. I promise you that. You know,
Speaker: Yeah, yeah. God forbid I end the show when there's actually people in here listening and talking outside of three idiots. Anyways, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Jonas Live, YouTube, and Twitch Monday, Wednesday, Saturday, 7 p .m., Eastern time in the States. And if you can't join us live, go ahead and listen to us on Spotify and everywhere we listen to podcasts. All that nonsensical nonsense podcast. Give us a follow, give us a listen.
Speaker: and give us a share. I'm gonna leave here and go cause trouble somewhere else. We got Sola Bros with their cover of Boston's song, Amanda. Amanda.
Speaker: Tomorrow's so far away There's something I just have to say I don't think I could hide what I'm feeling inside another day
Speaker: I'm getting too close again I don't wanna see it end If I tell you tonight, would you turn up the lights and walk away? Knowing I love you I'm gonna take you by surprise and make you realize Amanda
Speaker: I feel like today's the day I'm looking for the words to say Do you wanna be free? Are you with me? To feel this way? I don't wanna lose ya So, you made me do soot, I know The feeling takes so long to grow
Speaker: If I tell you today will you turn
Speaker: And make you understand the rhythm
Speaker: It's not a lie, girl
Speaker: I'm in love with you. Sir. Nothing wrong with it. No, I ain't nothing wrong with it. That's a great song. Great cover of Boston's Amanda by the Sola brothers.
Speaker: Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. The boys told me it's time to end the show. My dad being shit. In the words of Jeff, deuces. I want an only big dog. You can probably try to turn into something sexual, something weird, some kind of weird thirst trap, but he would tell you guys, beef out, eight times down. Trinity!
Speaker: What do you want to tell me, some bitches? I'ma sound just like, look, motherheads, your mothermates, your motherfuckers. These motherfuckers is making me leave. I wish I could stay up here, but they're going to go because they're pussies. So I'll go somewhere else if I don't start my own shows up here, because I want to keep fucking talking and drinking.
Speaker: I'm a dude who said, these motherfuckers make me sick. I don't know why I got them here. But it helps to broadcast a little people instead of me talking by myself. Two things. First and foremost, we both kind of have deep voices. So I appreciate the fact that you had to deepen your voice to sound like me. But the other thing was, you got to be a motherfucking dude. If you ever heard me do a slow jam broadcast, you wish you could make your voice sound like mine, OK? OK. We really want to go down that route.
Speaker: Bring me up on a slow jam. Bring me up on a slow jam broadcast. Bring me up on a, bring me up on a slow jam broadcast. I want the smoke. I want all the smoke. I want all the smoke. I want all the smoke. First of all, I wish I would do a slow jam broadcast with another motherfucker.
Speaker: That'd be some shit person foremost. You're right. That would be some weird ass shit. But I wish you would, you know, deep voice, deep voice. But second of all, what I was going to say, that was like a spot on Shaq impersonation. No. You got that deep voice and then you just mumble and it's like spot on Shaq.
Speaker: But I appreciate the fact that both of us, we got good voices, we got good deep voices as men. Good, I appreciate the fact that you felt like you had to lower your voice in octave to imitate me. No, that was a miserable voice. Considering the fact that when I imitate you, it's country as fuck and backwards as hell.
Speaker: I'm sorry, this is Glick. That's Mike, that's Mike. This is Glick without the beard. That's Mike doing an invitation of me. Anywho, ladies and gentlemen, with that being said, be good. We'll be good at it. Goodbye, motherfucker. You're the motherfucking buddy. God damn. Work right.
