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Speaker: Here comes the movie Bros, the first gay romantic comedy starring, famous for being gay in a loudmouth, Billy Eichner.
Speaker: Well, the movie, while critically acclaimed, cost $22 million to make and made just $4.8 million at the box office.
Speaker: And guess what?
Speaker: It's straight America's fault.
Speaker: What Billy Eichner actually said was, everyone who isn't a homophobic weirdo go to a cinema to see Bros as soon as possible.
Speaker: So you don't want to be a homophobic weirdo, do you?
Speaker: How does he know how many people who saw his movie are straight and how many are gay?
Speaker: Well, I'm sorry, Billy.
Speaker: Us straights have a lot on our plates right now.
Speaker: The possibility of World War III, inflation, the holidays are coming, high gas prices, soaring food and energy bills.
Speaker: Remember President Coloring Book's comment, if you don't vote Democrat, you ain't black.
Speaker: So if you don't like this movie, you're a homophobic weirdo.
Speaker: If America is so homophobic, how did this movie get greenlit and made to begin with?
Speaker: Welcome to Showbiz, Billy!
