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Speaker: The latest marketing fail, this time from Kellogg's.
Speaker: They're donating to GLAAD to support their media advocacy work and accelerating acceptance for the LGBTQ LMNOP community.
Speaker: Hey, it's on the box.
Speaker: A social issue about which every child feels strongly.
Speaker: That's all kids talk about on the playground.
Speaker: Playgrounds, those locations where the homeless shoot up and poop.
Speaker: Introducing Together with Pride cereal.
Speaker: Mom, can I have some Together with Pride for breakfast?
Speaker: Did you memorize the latest list of pronouns and genders?
Speaker: Aw, Mom.
Speaker: I mean, parent who ovulates?
Speaker: Hey, your father can ovulate too, young man.
Speaker: You'll see all your formerly friendly but now communist characters on the box.
Speaker: Tony the Tiger.
Speaker: Now Tony the Tyrant.
Speaker: Snap, Crackle, Pop.
Speaker: Now he, her, they.
Speaker: Not Toucan Sam.
Speaker: Just follow your orders.
Speaker: Complete with a spot to add your own pronouns on the side of the box.
Speaker: Taste suppressive.
Speaker: Now with more anxiety.
Speaker: Boycott Kellogg's.
Speaker: They're awoke!
Speaker: Wait, was that sarcasm?
Speaker: And then some.
