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BONUS: Ep.258: “The Best, Most Sarcastic, Anti-Woke, Anti-Globalist Episode of 2023!"  image

BONUS: Ep.258: “The Best, Most Sarcastic, Anti-Woke, Anti-Globalist Episode of 2023!" 

S5 E258 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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*THIS WEEK:* 

  • Kellogg’s!: “Theyyyy’re WOKE!”
  • Jada Pinkett Smith: “Worst. Wife. Ever.”
  • “My End of the Year Open Letter to Amateur Nation”.

*On “A la Carte”:* New York isn’t expensive enough, Megan Rapinoe goes woke, chokes, THEN goes broke, marking yourself “safe”, and time to shut down the Ivy League.

*On “3 Pro Things”:* one major appliance that SHOULD run on electricity, Oprah gets served, and a special Pro Thing for year’s end.

*DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL:“Amateur Nation*”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous

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*WATCH* the parody song: “My Prez” on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIJjjZLd3q0

*WATCH* the parody song: “He’s So Stupid (And We Hate That)”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kT8nBvvPl8

*WATCH* the parody song: “Oh, Say AOC!”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARSBDPysq5g&list=PLGw14MGhRN476V1fiL_Hn_i3cUNZtKLkT&index=6

*WATCH* the parody song: “We Want LA”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vQOSyZRXts

*WATCH* the video: “30 Things That Are Like Driving a Prius”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNKgabFyGMw

*WATCH* the parody commercial: “Teachers Gone Wild!”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWUEnfGQJKs&list=PLGw14MGhRN476V1fiL_Hn_i3cUNZtKLkT&index=4

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Transcript

Kellogg's New Campaign for LGBTQ+ Advocacy

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The latest marketing fail, this time from Kellogg's.
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They're donating to GLAAD to support their media advocacy work and accelerating acceptance for the LGBTQ LMNOP community.
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Hey, it's on the box.
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A social issue about which every child feels strongly.
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That's all kids talk about on the playground.
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Playgrounds, those locations where the homeless shoot

Launch of 'Together with Pride' Cereal

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up and poop.
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Introducing Together with Pride cereal.
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Mom, can I have some Together with Pride for breakfast?
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Did you memorize the latest list of pronouns and genders?
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Aw, Mom.
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I mean, parent who ovulates?
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Hey, your father can ovulate too, young man.

Renaming of Iconic Characters for Political Statement

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You'll see all your formerly friendly but now communist characters on the box.
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Tony the Tiger.
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Now Tony the Tyrant.
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Snap, Crackle, Pop.
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Now he, her, they.
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Not Toucan Sam.
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Just follow

Cereal Box Pronouns and Woke Backlash

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your orders.
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Complete with a spot to add your own pronouns on the side of the box.
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Taste suppressive.
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Now with more anxiety.
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Boycott Kellogg's.
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They're awoke!
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Wait, was that sarcasm?
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And then some.