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Speaker: Uh -oh. Who's background is that? That is gonna be mine. Okay. Uh and I'm gonna go nip it in the bud because it sounds like World War three out there. You go ahead. I was gonna say. Let me let me run everything while you're doing it and you're trying to calm down. I got you. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good.
Speaker: I'm on a serious note right now. I kind of gave a last minute notice about this to everybody out there. So this was going to be on me. If it looks kind of crazy, it looks disorganized. If it looks disheveled. I'm a friend of mine with her son. I've known this woman.
Speaker: 35 years seriously, I've known about 35 years and she had a situation. I saw and I gave her a call. She told me about it. I told him about it. You actually heard me talk about in the last podcast. We did as you get a chance. Come on up, lady, please.
Speaker: This is my friend Angie. We have literally literally we met 1988 between the beach. Teenages. Tony, you gave her a complex. Tony, you just put the woman's age out there on.
Speaker: We don't care what anybody thinks about our age because quite frankly, for our age, we live good. Can I get an 88? Tony was also already like 45. She was probably like 70.
Speaker: that she wrote in on. Ladies and gentlemen, this is my friend Angie. She has a situation she's going on. We did put a pause up on the nonsensical nonsense page. I shared it on my page on Twitter. Glick has shared it on his page and he had commented it and then actually tweeted the superintendent which was wrong. I shouted out the superintendent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I saw you mentioned that and I was like, okay, give me the background on this boys. Yes. I literally just saw Glick what you're talking about and I'm like, okay, we're going to war. I'm
Speaker: Yes. And Glick actually sent me a message that said, Tony, the more I listen to the story, the more agitated I get. And I think it would be a good idea to bring her on the show. And I would like
Speaker: I'm not going to lie, since he's the champ and I'm the champ. I'm like, I don't know what to do. But you know what? I thought about previous times when we had a cause that he brought people up there. We get real. We get fucking real. Yeah. We won't mean it. Tony's fast. Yeah.
Speaker: If you fellas don't mind, I would like to give Angela the floor to tell her story. My good old friend I have gotten in trouble for, will be willing to get in trouble for me and vice versa. We all grew up around some of the same people. We know folks, the floor is yours lady, please. Well, first and foremost, I wanna thank you guys for having me on your show and giving me a chance to give my son a voice. My son's name is Joe. And just to give you a little bit of information, he's 20 years old and he is nonverbal.
Speaker: And so he is in Virginia. They allowed them to a student who has an intellectual disability to go to school until they're 22. And so he can stay in our public school system for a couple more years.
Speaker: Um, ever since he's been in the school system, I've had struggles with him and his school, just giving him his services. I, I'm an educator myself. And so I know what they're supposed to be doing. And so I had a lot of conversations and I've advocated for him on many occasions, but to be honest, I'm tired. I'm really tired and I need help.
Speaker: And that's why I decided to share my story on Facebook because I want other people to know what is happening and what is going on.
Speaker: So I'm going to give you just let you know what happened this last year and just give you an idea that this is just a small piece of what I and my son have dealt with for the last what 15 years since he's been in high school. He moved to the high school that he's at right now in 2022.
Speaker: So in January of 2022. And we moved from another school where he had a one -on -one assistant. And that assistant moved with him. She came to the school so that way she could support the teachers and they could get to know him because he can't talk. They wouldn't know anything about him. And just to help smooth the transition. And when we got there and the aide arrived, the assistant principal told her that
Speaker: she was no longer allowed to communicate with me because this is how things were done at Kellam. She wasn't worried about how he was things went at the old school, but this was a new school and so there was to be no communication.
Speaker: Oh, that's horseshoe. Right there. Right off the bat. Yes. Yes. Yes. So I respected that. I said, you know what? We're at a new school. I'm going to respect the principal and the assistant principal. And so I didn't. I said, fine. And I give them enough rope to hang themselves, right? Basically. I'm like, OK, let's see what you do with that. OK, you guys think you're great? Hey, go ahead.
Speaker: So from that, the nurse at the school had difficulty feeding him, but she wasn't telling me. She wouldn't say, he has a feeding pump that feeds him, so he gets fed twice a day. And on that feeding pump, it'll tell you how much
Speaker: milk has gone into his system. Well, she wasn't feeding him. And so he would come home and he hadn't eaten. And he ended up actually losing weight because no one knew. I didn't know. Because in the afternoon when he would come home, the person that was here, I'm sorry, that's my son now. Go ahead. I got you. I got you. Hold on one second. I'm just going to shut the door.
Speaker: they would throw it away. And so I didn't realize he wasn't getting fed. So when I finally found out, I got him a home health nurse and that person would go to school with him. So he now has a home health nurse that goes with him to school.
Speaker: So, from there, what happened is the beginning of this school year, he was in class with his home health nurse, his teacher, his one on one, and the home health nurse was hitting him. She was pinching him in the bathroom.
Speaker: Yeah. And she told the teacher, but no one called me. No one told me. And the home health nurse told me she was doing it because the teacher saw marks on his hand. So I emailed the superintendent, the school board, the principal. I told everyone that I could. They basically said they didn't see anything and there was nothing they could do. About a month later,
Speaker: He didn't have his, he has a communication device that he uses that he talks with. And he's supposed to have access to that every single day.
Speaker: Well, they didn't, his home health nurse didn't go to school. His one -on -one aide wasn't at school. And so he did not have access to his communication device for an entire school day, which would be like us not being able to talk. So if you have tape in your mouth, right. Right. So your kid is in school all day. Don't speak at all. No participation or anything.
Speaker: They didn't tell me that it happened. The only reason why I found out that he didn't have access to it is because when his home health nurse went back to school, she found out that he didn't have access to his iPad and told me. I, again, reached out to the school. I reached out to the superintendent. This time I involved the principal, and the principal basically told me I was looking for opportunities to point out where they fell short. So in San Francisco - Oh, that sounds like the worst one in his ass world.
Speaker: So from there, we had lots of meetings. We had conversations. I met with everyone. We got on the same page. I tried to be collaborative with them to say, hey, let's get the system correct for Joe.
Speaker: Well, in December, the school nurse decided that my son could not have cereal at school. And when I say decided, she decided in the morning and she made, she took it about herself. She did. And she took it away from him. So she said no one was allowed to give him any cereal at school. So I started, she didn't call me or tell me or anything.
Speaker: So I'm calling the school. I'm emailing people. I'm asking what's happening. My son isn't eating at school. What's going on? So again, we had to have a back and forth to each other. Well, fast forward to what you just recently saw in March. He's had a nurse pretty consistently. And even myself, I've been making sure that I'm going up there. And so he went to school without a nurse a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker: And the nurse, he went without a home health nurse. So he was sent to the school nurse to eat. And she did not feed him. The machine wasn't working. And so she did not call and let me know. She didn't tell anyone. So it would be essentially like your kids in school and they don't get school lunch. But they don't call you and say, your child wasn't able to get school lunch today.
Speaker: She didn't call me, she didn't tell me. And because the one -on -one aide is not allowed to contact me, she didn't tell me until the end of the school day on that note where she wrote, there was something wrong with Joe's feeding machine today. So essentially he went through the whole day with missing a meal. So I've been really frustrated. So essentially he went through
Speaker: because the school feels as though I'm being difficult. The nurse, I did end up speaking to her and she said that she made a reasonable estimate that he ate that day. She didn't see the problem with it. But if you look on the machine, it tells you how much the person ate. So you can see how much volume went into him. So her saying she didn't know is incorrect.
Speaker: And so my problem is, is that I can't get anyone to listen and hear me. Everyone who's at the school sees me as overreacting or that I'm asking for more than what they're supposed to do. But in my opinion, I believe that my son deserves to have an advocate at school. They come into the school and be with him. They don't want me in the classroom.
Speaker: And so I don't know what to do at this point. I've asked for video cameras to be placed in the school classroom, but they said no. And so because he can't speak, I'm not sure what to do next to force the school's hand and make sure that they're doing the things that they're supposed to be doing at the school. Yeah, unfortunately, excuse me, you know, Joe doesn't have a voice to speak for himself.
Speaker: now. You know he's honestly as helpless as as one could possibly be in no way in shape or form can he defend himself or stick up for himself or speak for himself and and it's in my opinion it's it's pretty shitty on the school's part that they aren't going out of their way to accommodate and make sure if you're gonna have if you're gonna offer
Speaker: special needs student to be at your school. You have to accommodate in every way, shape or possible. And as far as them telling them that his, his advocate or his aid is not allowed to communicate with you, that's insane. Yeah. You are his mother. You have every right to know what is and isn't going on at that school. That's just, that's just mind boggling to me. My, my broster
Speaker: What is hearing impaired? Obviously two polar opposites of scale, but still into a special school and they were very accommodating for the most part. I say for the most part when we were in school, even when he got out of the hearing impaired school and went to public school. As far as meeting the needs and making sure that he had and it just sounds like. Not just the school, but the aid and the nurse. Everybody's dropping the ball here on it.
Speaker: Yeah, it's sad. It really is. Tony, do me a favor, send me Angela's info because I've already got my lawyer on it.
Speaker: Awesome. I thank you. That'll be yeah. I got a lawyer that I went to high school with and I really just sent a message and I sent him the link to to the show that's playing right now and the link that Tony put on the nonsense the nonsense page and I said hey I need your help with this. Get back to me and he's asking me for contact. Okay. Um have an inboxer on that link that I sent because uh that's a Facebook. He can inbox on Facebook if he's on there.
Speaker: I don't know if he can do anything because jurisdictionally -wise, but he might be able to give some insight. The gentleman's name is Andrew Kamachik, amazing guy. I think he and I had kindergarten together all the way through senior year, so I've known this guy for years.
Speaker: But yeah, I mean, totally while you were telling that, I'm investigating him going, dude, this is fucked up. Yeah. The sad part is, and you know what? Here's the really sad part is I'm just telling you a tip. The year before, the reason why he has a one -on -one aide is because they weren't teaching him in class. So they had to give him a one -on -one aide just so he could get instruction. And they had to make up instruction because they weren't even teaching him math.
Speaker: And I didn't know until COVID hit. Because when COVID hit, they were taught at home. So then I got to see, oh, well, what are you doing all day? So I got to see his work. And I thought, oh, OK, wait a minute. This is not even appropriate for you.
Speaker: And so because he's nonverbal, I don't know. You only know. You can't ask him about the day because he can only tell you so much, right? And so I'm depending on the school to tell me. And so basically they police themselves. You know, I have grandkids and I can go on video and watch my grandkids in real time because they are two and four.
Speaker: You can watch them in their class. My girlfriend bought her dog at Doggy Daycare. But my son, who's nonverbal, and he cannot advocate for himself, I cannot watch him. He's at school all day. I cannot see what's happening with him. And I don't even have someone who's willing to be that advocate and hold people accountable when they're not doing their jobs.
Speaker: Random Rick reviews is in the broadcast. Random Rick, this is a friend of mine named Angela. We go back about 35 years. She has a real situation going on. If you get a chance, look on a nonsense analysis page. You will see the link that looks shared off of mine. It will tell her story. We brought her up there to speak on it. Angela, I didn't mean to cut you off. Please continue. I just wanted to bring one of the guests in.
Speaker: Oh, no, no. So I appreciate it. It's just, I'm just tired of being quiet. You know, even if nothing legally happens, I want a change. I don't know if you guys saw this recently, this Supreme Court just found in favor of a student who was like your brother. He was deaf.
Speaker: And he did not get the education he was supposed to get. And the Supreme Court sided on his side, or the side of people with disabilities, to say, you can go back and you can go after a school for not doing their due diligence. You know, since you said that, I want to admit something. It's kind of crazy what's going on with the Department of Education ever since the, what's the lady's name that was in office when Trump was in office? You talking about DeVos? Yeah, and everybody was tearing her ass up.
Speaker: Everybody was tearing her up. So I imagine that some of what's going on is under her policies, or is it under new policy? Is she still an officer? No. No, no, because she was appointed by Trump, so it was switched over by somebody for Biden. So now we got a new we got a new Department of Education, Secretary of Education, correct?
Speaker: Yeah, and basically, they all go under policy. They serve under the, what is it, serve under the pleasure of the president. Well, right now it's the current policy. I know Biden had overridden everything. He did a whole bunch of executive orders for the first two days when he did it. Day one. Day one. And not to interrupt you guys, but just to give you a little bit, okay, the education is a state right. It's not a federal right.
Speaker: I'm in Virginia, wherever you guys are, Tony's in Georgia, the school systems are different. They're set up different. Now, sure, we have the Department of Education, and how they make mandates is they tie funding to you meeting certain
Speaker: not protected through the constitution. So if you read the constitution, you're not going to find education listed there.
Speaker: stipulation. So like we have the standards of learning which is an accountability measure that they use. So if our students meet that or we're using they'll give us federal funds. I wonder if they're using Joe as a number to boost their funding.
Speaker: Well, I know special needs classes get funding because they have X amount of special needs people. And that's what it sounds like they're doing. They're like, oh, he's just a number. He's a couple thousand dollars a month. Right. So basically, Joe is a placeholder. Joe, cool. And you're right.
Speaker: So they don't see him as a value. In my opinion, he's not seen as a valuable citizen. And so he can come to school and sit there and hold space until he graduates. Exactly.
Speaker: And I know people are going to see things like that when they go to specific education levels and specific education requirements. I believe that happens. Yeah. Oh, I guarantee it. I hate that you said it like that, but I was thinking, I'm like, damn, no, no, no. Both of them, I'm like.
Speaker: But if you do the math, Tony, and I don't want to be that blunt guy, even though I am 90 % of the time, I am that blunt asshole. But at the end of the day, you got to think about how the school board is seeing. They're seeing Joe as, oh, he's a number. He's a couple bucks a month.
Speaker: And we only have to deal with him for two more years. And then he's out and we'll find somebody else to take his place. So - Time out, Jeffrey. Let's not turn this into your weird government conspiracy. I'm not saying that's what they're doing. I said, but that's potentially what they could be doing.
Speaker: It could be. But let's not turn this into your weird anti -government conspiracy out there. That's what I'll say. Here's the thing. Let me ask you guys, Pamela, how often do you see? My son is nonverbal. He communicates with a communication device. He has a feeding tube. If you walk through the community, very rarely do you really see people represented like my son in the community. I mean, you don't see that work. Very rarely. Absolutely.
Speaker: So typically, they're the people that are put off to the side. Inclusion in a school is really, I mean, it's not really inclusion. They go eat lunch with the kids, but they're not really interacting with them, right? They're not really friends with the kids. And so the thing is, it's easy to put them somewhere and just say, OK, we're giving you a service, but you're really not. We're keeping you here because we have to.
Speaker: Then we look at someone like Joe and we say, well, can he really learn? We are not sure. And we, we're not going to really go above and beyond to find out. So I want to ask you on that. I want to ask you on that aspect, Angie, do you really feel like they haven't been doing, do you really feel like they haven't done the best that they can? Do you feel like they're only doing the minimum and that's it? They're not really trying to help them. They're not trying to get them off because let's be honest, you and I grew up in that school system.
Speaker: Even when there were especially these kids with us, which we did have, I know in my high school and my junior high I did, I believe you did as well, because a couple of kids that I knew, one of the kids that I knew I think went to your high school. I know they were being treated, they were being treated fairly. My job was 30 years ago, but still, they were being treated fairly. Are you seeing the difference from what we grew up in with what's happening right now?
Speaker: I can't, all I can say is this, I don't, back then I wasn't aware, so I don't know. So I don't want to speak to what it was like when I was younger, because really it's just my perception and I don't know. All I can say, yeah. Right, so right now I can say my experience is this. My son can't speak for himself. Right.
Speaker: Where, why do I have to go above and beyond? Agreed. You can't tell. And I'm not even asking, think about this, how many of you ate Friday? You all ate, how many of you ate Friday? Yes, I got that. How many days have it happened? And so I think that's what I'm trying to say. I'm saying this.
Speaker: My daughter went through this school system and I never had a problem. She's smart as a whip. But think about when your kids can't advocate for themselves. Agreed. And you don't know what's happening. And you don't have somebody monitoring the people that are working with those kids. They're telling the school saying not to tell you.
Speaker: Yeah, that that that's what the giant red flag that says, you know, you're not doing what you're supposed to be doing, showing up the torch.
Speaker: Right. I mean, it's torture. I really started thinking back to when we was in high school and the school system wasn't that bad over how we were acting. We were held back. You already know we were aliens. She knows my high school and she knows the cats I ran with. She knows how we were. We couldn't assume the school system for a lot of what we didn't do. So they hear this right now. I'm kind of confused.
Speaker: That's what tripped me out. That's why I told you, wait a minute, what is going on here? Because advocate like me, I could go home to my mom and I can say this is okay. Most kids, they go home. I was a teacher. The kids would go home and they would say, Hey mom, this happened at school today, right? Joe can't, he doesn't have that luxury. He can't come home and say, this is what's happening in school. This is what I'm learning.
Speaker: So unfortunately, what happens is that when he's not getting the education he deserves, no one knows. So it's easy for it to just slip under the cracks. And then you have a principal and assistant principal. You're talking about a class of maybe eight kids in a school of 2 ,000 to 3 ,000 kids, right? Yeah, that's the BS. Hey, Steve, how you doing? Go to the BSB one. So be honest. Let's be honest.
Speaker: He's in a class of eight kids. I'm going to worry more about the other kids there who are trying to graduate than a nonverbal student who's probably in their eyes. I've had someone say, hey, look, we're not educating CPAs over here. He's going to be a dishwasher. I had somebody from the school system say that.
Speaker: Oh, wow. That's it right there. That changes it right there. So that's what I'm saying. I'm saying that that's how they view Joe, is that, hey, he's only ever going to be here, right? So how much effort do we really need to give? Yeah, exactly. Which is something my younger sister went through. My nephew is autistic. And when he was younger, he was nonverbal.
Speaker: did not like to be in social settings, everything like that. And she struggled for years with their public schools and getting him the proper help. And he graduated a couple of years ago from high school, potentially going to college. You can still, you know, he talks a lot now.
Speaker: a lot. But it was once she got the proper help and it did. It took a lot of her standing up. I mean literally from talking to her she she lives a couple hours away from me but talking to her and hearing her talk about it. Her literally standing on desk and screaming at people to get her point across before they finally got the help for him to get the proper education that he needed. And you know the kid's an amazing artist. But to see the turnaround from
Speaker: from the first couple years in school to his last five years or so in school was amazing. Just once he got the proper help, but unfortunately, you're just one voice. But you're one of how many parents in this country that are going through this? And probably most days feel like you're doing everything you can, but there's only so much one person can do.
Speaker: especially when it seems like, and it sounds like the odds are not only stacked against you, but they're stacked against Joe, which is just, it's just sad. And it's frustrating. I'm not even, you know, I don't know you from outside of the show tonight and just reading the story. I was pacing the other night. I mean, Tony, see to my video.
Speaker: Unfortunately, unfortunately, during, during work hours, I'm zoned into work and I got off work and Chris says like five video messages. I just fucked this motherfucker. I was like, damn, what the fuck happened, man? And nobody told me. I just, okay. Well, I guess I'll find out.
Speaker: I appreciate you getting a chance to talk about it. You are right. I am an administrator. So for me, I've been on the other side of the table. I've been the one that the parents are coming to. I was an administrator for the last 13 years.
Speaker: So I've been the one that the parents come to me. And so when I go to a school as a parent, I'm there. It's different. It's interesting because I know both sides of the table. But for me, I'm frustrated and I'm an educator and I know.
Speaker: So I can't imagine not having a background in education and trying to advocate and how much more challenging it probably may be. And it's got to be more aggravating for you because you do have that background. And in a way, I mean, I'm a construction guy. I've been in construction since I was 12. For almost 30 years now, I've been doing construction.
Speaker: And sometimes we get contractors that come in. Now I work for a property management company and we have contractors come in and I'm like, how the hell did you get hired? But I could only imagine what it'd be like for you having this fight, knowing the ins and outs of being in the educational system and being an administrator and knowing what, almost having an idea of knowing what they can or can't do or what they can do to provide you guys what you need. It's a special circumstances.
Speaker: you know, if they're gonna, as I said earlier, if they're gonna provide that, they need to step up their game and make sure these kids are taken care of because if Joe's being, and let's call a spade a spade, he's being neglected. Yes, yeah, 100%. What about those other seven kids that are in his class? Exactly, yeah. Well, you know, and them saying that Joe will only be a dishwasher or whatever they said. Disrespectful. That's A, disrespectful, and B, 100 % not true. I was told I should be digging ditches
Speaker: Now I make six figures a year. So I mean, you can only imagine that Joe probably has way more potential than they're giving him credit for. He does, number one. And I'm sure he does. And the fact for them to just throw that out there, that's horseshit. Exactly. My father almost reached across the table and knocked the dude out and told my parents that. Yeah, I'm sure. For anybody who's
Speaker: willing to donate to the cause that she has to try to take on the legal issues. I did throw the GoFundMe in the chat. Glick, I hope you don't mind if I show it up here on the screen. No, go ahead. It's it's also pinned to the top of our Twitter page. Excellent. I did share on the YouTube side. I did share and I don't know why it's not showing up on YouTube. It is. It is pinned to the top of our Facebook page as well.
Speaker: Um, excuse me. I think I've shared it out on my personal page. I'll probably share it out. I, you know, I, we, we got behind a friend of mine, his, uh, uh, a girl that he went, was in the air force with and stuff like that. Last year, she was fighting cancer. And, you know, again, it was like, not a big platform, but we'll give you a platform and we'll, we'll do what we can. We'll absolutely get behind it.
Speaker: as much as we can and help support you and anything we can do, feel free to let us know anytime. I'm not kicking you off, don't think I'm kicking you off or anything like that. But anytime you wanna come up and give us updates, let Tony know you are more than welcome to. Appreciate it, man. No, like I said, I think there's a lot of people - Well, as all of us are fathers.
Speaker: Well, I think parents in general, it's going to hit them in the middle. Soft spot. It's a soft, sensible spot for those listening. Imagine this as your kid. What the hell would you do? I know I would set a fire in the school. I wouldn't be there, but I would pitch for it in Georgetown.
Speaker: There's a reason why I literally have a private tutor come to my house every day. Because the school system here sucks. It's a fucking joke. Well, you live in a third world country. Well, this is why it's a third fucking joke. Just lives in Mexico and Glick lives in Ohio. Oh, OK. Gotcha. Two shitty school systems right there. I'm just telling you.
Speaker: as a as a survivor of Ohio's school system. Yeah, it's a shit school. I think this is why I say well Virginia B school system. I haven't tried with the school system when I think back to it. We got taught.
Speaker: We were average teenagers. We had to learn that we didn't. I don't blame the teachers for what I didn't. Yes, we had the book. Yes, we were supposed to read. Did we always read? Stop it. No. Stop fucking lying. Sorry. Let me get parent. Let me get parental. I read my report card. I just want to get the hell up out of there. I remember. I did book reports on the back page of the book.
Speaker: summary copy and paste baby you know here's my last and final thing i want to say first thank you so much for having me here i also hope that this helps
Speaker: just push Joseph's voice out. I do asking everybody to be his voice, advocate for him, talk about it. And you know what, I just listen to your stories and laugh and I say this, we have fond memories of education in school. I want Joe to have that same opportunity to not turn that book we were to report in.
Speaker: to not turn that assignment in. You know what I mean? I want his teacher to be chasing behind him to get him to do the things like they chase behind us. Yeah. And that's all we're asking. And they did. You're right. They did. It's not even asking for extra. I'm not even asking for an accommodation yet. I'm just asking for the minimum.
Speaker: You know what I mean? Make sure you see that. I'll check off. You know what I mean? But I do thank you guys so much. I appreciate it. And I will follow up with you. Absolutely. And please reach out to me with your contact information and I'll send you mine.
Speaker: Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Thank you. Again, thank you for coming on. Tony, thanks for blindsided me. But yeah, like I said, anything we can do anytime you want to come on and share
Speaker: anything that's progressing or updates or anything like that, or if you want to reach out to Tony and have Tony give updates. I know when when we were.
Speaker: going through the cancer journey with Jordan. I spoke with her mom a lot, like almost every other day we were going, we were chit -chatting back and forth on Twitter, hitting constant updates and letting everybody know what was going on and everything like that. Um, so, you know, we'll absolutely, we're behind you. We'll do it every weekend. You got three very loud voices behind you. Hashtag justice for Joe. Now. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm calling it now. Virginia ain't too far of a drive. You know I'm up there in the weekend. You know what ain't no problem for me. I'll be up there in the weekend quick. Don't tell me the name of the fucking principal because I will make it true.
Speaker: But lady, I want to thank you for coming up here. Fellas, I appreciate y 'all for real. Angie, you already know, stay in touch with me. Let me know if you want me to let them know anything. Always. We've been here. It's entirely too much and too long that we've got a duration with each other. From where Wild Wild Rapids first opened. I'm sorry. All right. Bye, you guys. Bye, lady. Take care. Bye.
Speaker: Big ups, fellas. Thank you all for that. No, I'm pissed, dude. I got like four lawyers on the, on the, on the... And to everybody out there, and what's crazy was I was trying to post a GoFundMe link on YouTube. Who wouldn't show up? Man, if I didn't reflect the page, it wouldn't even pop up at all. So I got this on the screen. Anybody who's willing to help to a cause, cause I think she, she is looking to do some legal moves. She could use the assistance. That's her GoFundMe. Please help if you can. If not, I already understand. I already shared it on Facebook and Twitter. I know Gluck has shared it.
Speaker: So thank you all for real and that, ladies and gentlemen, for right now will be one of my serious moments of the night. Thank you very much. We got more, we got other surprises for you. We got pretty, gentlemen, well, Tony, we're kind of on our roll, man. We were pretty serious for a good chunk of Monday, well, when Tony finally showed up for Monday's show.
Speaker: I ran overtime for you. You shut up. You get a full three hour run. You shut up. You did overtime for me. You did two hours. Calm down. I did three. I did three. You did two hours. You did two hours. You were an hourly. The show went three. You were an hourly.
Speaker: I wish other transgender athletes are human by myself. No wonder I woke up. No, we did get pretty serious on Monday night. But no, Tony. Get off the bed.
Speaker: Um a little blindsided. I I I knew I for a good reason I didn't mind running. That's why you didn't get the message if you yeah, well, I seen the message but I was running I I just didn't it didn't register what you were talking about. Um, yeah, I read the message. I didn't even get it. What's up buddy? Yeah, hold on a second. I hope you I want to when we go on break. Um, but um, no, I would like to just like we did with uh
Speaker: with Jordan. Yes. Oh, we're going to get behind this. What's up, Cash? What up, little homie?
Speaker: you know, I do want to push it out there. And like I said, you know, don't don't don't feel obligated to donate if you can. A share goes a long way. Just talking about it, us talking about it and bringing it up here. Your ears are going to hear it that may not know anything about it. And if a simple share, you're going to put eyes on it that don't know anything about it. And
Speaker: They might be able to help in some way, shape, or form. And if they can't help, maybe they'll share. I know we got a lot of shares when we got behind Jordan. Yes. And I do know people did. I know people donated and whatnot and tried to help her as much as they could. And I think we can do the same here. We did the same thing with Jordan. We did it with Tina. It brought it up.
Speaker: I kind of always put these in one of your monumental podcasts. When we do a cause, we're willing to go out there and help some amongst any and everything that we do. When we try to be there for people on the real, if that doesn't shut anybody up, I don't know what else will. No, absolutely. I mean, we can come on here and we can have fun and we can tell big jokes and fart jokes all day, every day.
Speaker: But at the end of the day, we can also get serious. And Tony, you know Ms. Ange better than anybody else. You all grew up together. Yes. I don't know her from Adam. Jeff don't know her from Adam, but we jumped on board. Yes. The fact that we can jump on board and help total, none of us knew Jordan. Right. I mean, I knew Tina through social media. Yeah, I knew her. I knew her temporarily. We reached out to get help for Eleanor one time, or multiple times, I think. Yes.
Speaker: Uh, you know, so I have no problem getting behind and helping people, um, because. Well, the other day, nowadays it's the only way to get shit done. Again, it's not a, it's not a big platform yet, but we have a voice. Yeah. We have, we have a platform and we have a voice that we can speak on things. I think we got enough going on to where any moves that need to be made, we can assist with bigger, bigger, not. I mean, we got to listen to this. That's plenty.
Speaker: If we got listeners, that's plenty. Even the listeners can go up there and just see the link real quick and go. And nobody's demanding people to break their pockets. We're always asking, just give what you can. I hate sounding like that because I know every time I see a call, it's the first thing everybody says, and it's redundant and it's cliched. I will admit it to people that are personal to me because it's people I know going through things. Even when I posted a link with my cousin, I bought them off a two ago. And it was like, yeah, no problem. So anytime people want to do something for somebody - That's stuck in there with the top two.
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Speaker: people get advice. But they can, all these lawyers, because I have to see where all they're from, but they can always give legal advice. They can give legal advice and point her in the right direction, in any lawyer that's worth it. Or an affiliate that they know.
Speaker: You know, any lawyer that's worth a damn will say, look, right off the bat, I can't do anything there, but they might have people that they know in the area. Exactly. That they can hook her up with. The one joke that I always tell all my lawyers is what is 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
Speaker: And and that's that's the joke. I tell all the lawyers I deal with lawyers are fucking As Chris just said any lawyer worth his salt well But but it comes down to you know, I make that joke with them but They get it. There's all those ambulance. There are ambulance chasers out there. I
Speaker: Yes, they're wrong. Yes, they're wrong. And you can tell lawyers worth their salt when they're like, I can't help you in that jurisdiction, but contact my buddy or contact this guy. I went to school with this guy. If they got those friends, yes. If they got those friends, yes. Right. And I have like, I think I'm looking at 15 law offices that I have right here in front of me that I deal with on a day -to -day. Nice. That's what you call conventions.
Speaker: I got connections for days. That's what you call connections right there. Name the business. I got a connection somewhere in the US. If you didn't have anything else, I did want to make another good announcement to you. Oh, here we go. Yeah, go ahead, man. So I'm at work today. One of my coworkers walks up and says, Tony, I caught your broadcast Sunday.
Speaker: I think y 'all got something. I tell for real. And it shocked me. They were referring to the built Kings fans football broadcast. I was watching bits and clips of that. I didn't watch the whole thing. I was about to. I don't want to rain on your braids. I don't want to cry or anything, but you're welcome.
Speaker: they were referring to rich more than you honestly one of the guys came up to me said dude we was he said we were sitting around just tripping out and we was just watching clips and i pulled up yours and we was watching he said you actually got something y 'all was going pretty good
Speaker: I said, yeah, we did that the whole NFL season. That was just a recap. And actually, that was kind of spontaneous at the moment after the Super Bowl. Because you know, I hadn't really done one since the Super Bowl. But we got a comment. I haven't really gotten too many compliments out there. One of the other guys was like, yeah, I'll watch out on LinkedIn.
Speaker: So what we do when we do the football broadcast, we got some kudos, which I'm grateful, I ain't gonna lie. So I always think Rich, you two been there the most consistent for the most part. No, Rich has been the most consistent. I would like to, you know - I think you've been more than him. I think you've been on there more than he has.
Speaker: I think it was a couple of times me and you might be equal. I know you and I have done a couple of shows together and we just crushed them. Rich is awesome. I am getting on there. Rich is awesome. And we all get on there with what we're doing. He doesn't even get on with the sports. He's just interested in being a part of it, which makes it even better. You know what I mean? I enjoy getting on there with Rich. You know, Rich has said it before when we do the show. He's a fan.
Speaker: but he doesn't know a lot of the fingers. That's kind of a compliment in my opinion that he's told me he likes having me on there because I'm that guy who numbers and trades and moves and I'm really paying attention and watching stuff. I'm just weird like that. I've always been like that with sports. Speaking of sports, I don't know if y 'all are ever gonna
Speaker: going to lock this Aaron Rodgers things down but yeah, they made a move today. I caught that but they made a move today. Elijah Moore. Welcome to Cleveland, baby.
Speaker: We'll take that as my receiver for you guys to get a couple old ass receivers. Hey, I know I read that story right when I woke up before the before the start of the show. Did you see who the Jets got that made him that pretty much sealed his feet? Yeah, they got. And what's his face? Michael Hardman.
Speaker: Yeah, Hardman. That shocked me. I didn't hear nothing about that. And that's what we have my fault for not watching who's paying attention. But Nicole Harvard was getting credit a couple of years ago, even though he wasn't getting the ball a lot. This dude is pretty good. He just doesn't get the ball. He's a good three. I will say three, because he doesn't have two or more numbers, I agree. Yeah, he's a great three. He's a great three.
Speaker: Borderline to mediocre ish two. But he's a great three. He's barely a two. And that's only because he hasn't been getting a lot of reception. That's a great three to have. Stupid question. Yes. What's a two and a three? By receiver one, two and three. What is the best receiver? Two would be a number two receiver. So like first round or like.
Speaker: like when a quarterback dropped, drops back, he has his progression. So he's going to look, he's got quarterback or wide receiver one, two, three. Okay. Really your tight end is going to be more of a dump off guy or unless it's a design tight end pass play, but tight ends are going to be more of a bailout unless you're Travis Kelsey or kiddo or Mark Andrews, which you're a fucking safety net and your quarterbacks are ass. Then you have to be.
Speaker: be protected by a tight end. Tony. Oh, looking. Breathing through his. Yeah. Because I just **** on three quarterbacks. Well, two quarterbacks that are Tony's face was like, it looks good. Gil. Chris because they had Hollywood. Hollywood Brown was one of their receivers on the Ravens and he forgot about that **** So, he would. They're wearing the receiver. He had he he had Hollywood Brown. I mean, they had a decent wide receiver
Speaker: Let's come on Tony, call a spade a spade. He's a running quarterback. He's been a mediocre passer his entire career. And if it wasn't for Mark Andrews, he wouldn't even be a mediocre passer. Who was the new Michael Vick and it didn't work like they wanted it to. Yeah, look how that worked out for Michael Vick. That's exactly what it was. He was like, they thought that they were getting like a Donovan McNabb or a Michael Vick. That's exactly what it thought. He just didn't have the arm that either one of them had. He could move like them.
Speaker: But he didn't have the arm or the quarterback knowledge like those two hats. I kind of disagree. I think you read the book more than Vic did because Vic said he didn't read the playbook. Vic was just naturally stupid and talented. Guy was a freak of goddamn nature. Well, you know, Elijah Moore is coming to Cleveland and Cleveland just signed backup quarterback Josh Dobbs. Cobbs or Combs? Josh Dobbs, the former volunteer. I'm sorry, Dobbs.
Speaker: Gotcha. Yeah, hopefully Joe Jacobi. Based on these new guys, Chris, based on these new guys coming on, what's your prediction for Cleveland? Well, Cleveland got Cleveland, Cleveland got an A minus in the power rankings for the free agency this year. They had one of the top scores in the league for free agency because they addressed their needs
Speaker: They filled the needs that they had, like they needed defensive linemen. They needed some secondary guys and they needed just a smidge of help on the offense and they addressed it and they got solid players. So on paper, again, Cleveland should be a really good team, but it is Cleveland. So they'll somehow figure a way to fuck it up and go four and 13.
Speaker: I got to, I got to agree with the on paper. I don't know if they're going to mess it up, but on paper, they've got an X on the squad on paper. The jets aren't improving. Mind you. And I'm good with the coach. They did better last year than previous years. There's this, they got to go. They got to get better. They got it. They went one more game in one in one last year. They'll be, they'll be improving. Yeah. I would say,
Speaker: as a fan and what I'm hoping for. Brown's definitively over 500 easy. Oh, definitely. I'm going to say 10 and seven. I'll give you. If I want to think actuality or if I want to be realistic, I'll give you down to me. If I want to be realistic, then they're probably going to be eight, nine.
Speaker: I'll give you nine and eight and nine is very real, but I'll give them nine and eight. But the Steelers are a train wreck. They're rebuilding and going through their process. Baltimore, I don't know what's going on in Baltimore. What the hell is going to have with Baltimore? I agree. I don't think anybody does. I'm not even looking at the schedule yet, ladies and gentlemen. I'm just looking at the division and we've had Cincinnati's number since Joe Burroughs come there.
Speaker: I still feel like the AFC North is gonna be ran this season by Cincinnati and Cleveland. Agreed. Cleveland's 5 -1 against Joe Burrow or in the Joe Burrow Arrow against Cincinnati. But I think Cleveland and Scentsy will run the AFC North this year. Agreed. So, you know, as a fan, I want to say 10 -7. Realistically, non -bias, I would say 8 -9.
Speaker: But as we learned from the NFC South last year, you can be under 500 and still go in the playoffs. That actually happened with the Seattle Seahawks about a decade ago. Yeah, that happened last year because there were four teams down South that were all under 500 and were competing for a spot in the playoffs. And one of them was under 500 in one of the playoffs. When you're a division, you're supposed to be in the playoffs, period, not in the story.
Speaker: So. But. Would there be a said? No, that's cool, you know, sorry, I kind of got off subject there, but that's awesome that a couple of guys listened at work and gave you some kudos and stuff Tony. That's a. That's pretty dang. It just shared the show to to go to coworkers. They were asked about the show this morning.
Speaker: So I said, I share this one out. I share this one out while she was talking. Put on my Facebook and my Twitter. So we saw it too. Yeah. I put it out everywhere. Every show. So I put it on Snapchat and everything. And then he does that shit. I made that just a little careful.
Speaker: I'd much rather do that than fucking Jeff turn a serious subject in a conversation with a guest into, I hate Joe Biden and listen to my conspiracy. I mean, it was right there. You want to hand me something on a silver fucking platter. I'm just saying.
Speaker: You don't always eat it. Sometimes it's a trap. That wasn't a trap. That was, that was facts. I'm sorry. No, but just like when you put cheese on a mouse trap, how quick do the mice learn? This was a bad decision. I don't use cheese. I don't use cheese. I used peanut butter. Whatever you put on your fucking mouse trap. The point is just because it's there does not mean you have to eat it, Jeff.
Speaker: He didn't put a good 40 more. Have you seen there's a sketch? There's a sketch where it's the mouse going, oh, these aren't that bad. And he grabs the cheese on the mouse trap. And it bends around him. He stands up, another mouse grabs it, and it kills him. And the third mouse looks at the first mouse and goes, Mighty Mouse, you're kind of an asshole. You know that?
Speaker: When we come back from break, I have a few things for tonight. Let's go. I kind of feel bad going down the road that we're about to go down considering how the show started. I know, right? It is nonsensical nonsense. Killing herself into comedic genius, but
Speaker: I was scrolling through our clips the other day to figure out what I had. And I'm like, oh, too soon. Too soon. But it was funny. Regardless, it was funny. All right. Let's take a real quick break with our guys over and out. Check them out on social media.
Speaker: YouTube, where you stream music, all that jazz all at over and out live. We'll show them some love. We'll be back here in just a few minutes. Cash.
Speaker: One day when you can finally see us leaving The time to shine was the really the time you are
Speaker: Broken down, going around every night, cause I've had enough! Hark me down to the ground, where's the light? Cause I'm up!
Speaker: Now you know the truth, don't believe me when I say Had it now, broken down going around every night Cause I've had it now, broken down to the ground where it's like
Speaker: Broken down on around every night, cause I've had enough. Caught me down to the ground where I've been.
Speaker: There's a meeting in my bed Maybe There's a meeting in my bed Fucking play!
Speaker: I don't know if the music's playing. I don't know if the music's not playing. No, it's not playing. It's not playing. I didn't think so. I believe it's my co -host to sit there in silence. Well, we're trying to let you do your thing. You have the errors I have and I do my music broadcast. It happens. Yeah. Well, anyways, welcome back to Not Since the Good, Not Since Everybody. Hopefully you enjoyed the first hour. Go ahead and
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Speaker: share the live show out, put it out there and let people know you're hanging out with your three favorite dummies. Since speaking of your three favorite dummies. He's Jeff. He's Tony. I'm the champ. Also known as Glee. What's going on? Something happened for the champ. What?
Speaker: I have something for the champ. Well, don't play me singing to my belt anymore, because every time you do, we get our asses kicked by YouTube. But you're a cunt. You're a cunt now. You've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is you're going to become an even bigger cunt. Thank you. Thank you. I found that today, and I was like, oh, who? I don't even know what it was. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Encore. Encore.
Speaker: No disrespect. But you're the cunt. You're the cunt now. You've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is you're going to become an even bigger cunt. In front of his kid, Jeff, you're an idiot. Jesus. Stop taking the cheese off. Stop taking the cheese off. Jesus.
Speaker: Yes, Amanda, that is true. I've heard that. I've heard someone yell out, Christopher. At the beginning of the show, a friend of mine was up here with a situation. She's going with those kind of deepest, kind of personal. She wants the story to be out. She hasn't go fund me. She will request some assistance. She's not demanding it. I'm actually trying to put some of the assistance that she needs because I'm not. I'm demanding it. I've known her for 35 years, and she is a personal friend of mine, honestly. If you don't mind, we can get a chance.
Speaker: Whatever. Everybody out there, check us on all the podcast platforms, everywhere, all the social medias, everywhere. We're live here now, but we are all over the place. Get up with us. While Glick is busy, Jeff, what did you have there, sir?
Speaker: Oh, you know, I was literally just thinking of like, it was a shit day for me. But compared to Angela thought my day was a cakewalk. That's a lot of us. Nobody asked you Amanda.
Speaker: No, but I mean cuz I was I literally as you guys know I I I sent a message earlier. I'm gonna be a little bit late I'm swamped and tomorrow's looking just as bad
Speaker: and and I was like fuck because I'm I'm running three different programs at the moment plus the the normal shit I do and I was like my days so hard my days and you want to talk about getting humbled quick fuck I mean I've always told people I know you that's not what you meant but I was like yeah when I was younger I was always told somebody may be going through a day worse than yours to always be appreciative of what you can accomplish that is an absolute example yeah
Speaker: That goes back to... Do you eat dinner? Yes. I haven't. That goes back to what I said Monday, Tony. Which was? When we were talking to Mark. Yes. And I said, you know, people look at me strange sometimes because I'm the type of person, I smile and say hi to strangers randomly.
Speaker: because you'd never know what somebody's going through and that simple smile. Ever. Ever. I have a little story for that. Hold your chain. I saw this on a TikTok. I know you guys are giving me shit because I saw it on TikTok but I've also seen it before. It's about this guy, he's driving a cab and he accidentally cut somebody off.
Speaker: fully admits it, my bad kind of thing. And he's got a fair in the back and the guy in front of him that he cut off gets out of the car and screams and hollers and screams and just full on road rage asshole. And the cab driver literally says, I'm sorry, my bad, it won't happen again. End of story, right? And the guy in the back of the cab is like, dude, that guy just gave you shit and you barely did anything wrong. He says, you know what? You got to think of it this way.
Speaker: You don't know what that guy's been like. That guy's day's been like. So if he needed to dump on me to make himself feel better, so be it. My life is just good enough for me to be able to take something from somebody. Exactly. And sometimes you have to be that person. I had a guy call me today, just fucking balled me up. Something was my fault. And company policy, if somebody comes on the phone and starts yelling, you hang up. Well, I'm not that asshole. I don't hang up.
Speaker: I, believe it or not, I'm not. And I let the guy bitch and I said, and I literally, and I literally got them with a call and he gets done bitch for me. And I said, I will get this fixed. And I have 100 apologize. I'll take all the blame. Now it wasn't my fault, but at the end of the day, not only is that guy happy, so.
Speaker: He does something to feel better. He heard. Yeah, I did a video the other day. It was just like the power of a hug. And it was a video of these two teenagers. One boy was clearly bigger than the other one, like a lot bigger. It'd be like me and Cash. And the little one just gave it like he was bullying him and pushing him and screaming at him and poking, like pointing his finger in his face. And the little one just grabbed him and gave him a hug.
Speaker: The big one broke down. The the the best example of that is Big Daddy. You're not mad at me. You're mad at your dad. Oh, yeah. The the the the the bully absolutely broke down. Yeah. And this kid's arms. Yeah, because he. So, yeah, like I said, I mean, some people not really beat on every day. I get beat on twice a week during the show. You know, keeps me humble.
Speaker: You beat on yourself multiple times a day. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Well, I don't know. I was going to I was going to see if you guys I mentioned on the show Monday when I was I was given a little. There are a little tease to this show for tonight's show because I knew we'd all three be here. I I have. Some funny. I like the funny. I have some interesting
Speaker: And I have some, let's drag Tony down a wormhole. Oh, let's please. And give him some disturbing shit to think about. I need this in my life. I mean, we still have this hour and next hour to kind of get to everything. I need this in my life. Well, I was talking about on the show Monday, we were talking about, I was talking about you guys, like the reactions are the best.
Speaker: You know, yeah, like your reactions when I when I hit you with a good joke and you laugh and then we can physically see the hamster wheel start to turn as you start to digest together and I'm like, oh, that's fucked up. And then you laugh again or or like what I would do the deep dive shock and awe of Tony.
Speaker: Yeah, you know, the deep dives or the news stories, you know, to get get Tony's reactions and and stuff like that. And the chat was the chat was going on and on and getting involved. They're like, oh, we love the reactions from the guys, especially especially when you when you wrote Tony in down a wormhole and and then you hit him with the payoff and he's just disgusted, disturbed, flabbergasted, mad.
Speaker: The whole thing about going to that town that's abandoned, and we went off on that tangent, like Tony, would you go with us? He's like, fuck Bill, I'm standing in the truck. You drive, I'm in the back. I was actually talking with a coworker today. He was watching the show.
Speaker: It's actually one of my clients. He's like, I've been listening to the show and you guys verbally beat on each other. Doesn't that get old? I said, no, it keeps me humble. I need this in my life because unfortunately, I'm very good at what I do. And I will start to walk around like Glick going, I'm the fucking champ. So I need these guys to bring me back down. I verbally beat you both down three times a week. Oh, exactly.
Speaker: I don't get beat down. It's tough to be the champ. Listen to your cunt. I'm kind of curious on what you got. As I said at the beginning of the show.
Speaker: Women want to be me and men want me. I mean, no, you had to write the first time. You had to write the first time. Don't lie. Uh, yeah. Yeah. I'm not gay bro. I'm straight. I go to the gym over there. Totally gave you open your eyes. Mark.
Speaker: Mark, you're still fishing your tea out of the ocean. You're not the champ of anything.
Speaker: You're the champ of getting your teeth thrown in the ocean and bitch slapped by a bunch of colonists. One of my buddies at work, he says me silly things every day. They brighten my day. He sent me a series of it's only gay. It's like it's only gay if you like it.
Speaker: And he got me, he sent me like four of them the other day and I was like, dude, that's fucked up. And I'll tell you what, a good laugh midday, like noon, one o 'clock, because you deal with such bullshit all day long.
Speaker: that it's like, fuck, I'm ready for another eight hours. And it's, you know, but he got me a couple of them yesterday. I was just fucking dying. Like I couldn't take my next call cause I was giggling the whole time. And I'm on a call with this lady doing her intake going, Chernobyl T Mark. Well, that kind of, that kind of leads me down another little, a little path that I would like to try to do with you guys.
Speaker: go. Here we go. Not right now. And you just call. She just wanted me to tell you all. Thank you. Awesome. Absolutely. We're gonna hook her up. Trust me. I got I got people on this. No, there's no things needed or anything like that. She is more than more than well. I'm I'm glad that we could you know, like I like I told her there before she left.
Speaker: You know, she was only one voice. Now she's got at least three more very loud, big voices behind her. Yes. So, you know, we might not know how to give up. We're dumb. We don't know how to give up. We're like Lenny from Mice of Ben. There's a reason why that dude was so strong. Down the line, like I said, not tonight, but down the line because Tony, I have something for you.
Speaker: A little game that we could kind of play with the, a little game we could play on the show amongst ourselves. And it involves one of Jeff's favorite things. Hey, chicken. Dad jokes. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, I got dad jokes for days. And basically it would be like. I was kind of like the try not to laugh. Yeah. Try not to laugh. Jeff and Tony would like, you know, first you swear off.
Speaker: And then the first one, the laugh loses and then the winner moves on to like me and whatever. I've seen those videos. I've seen those videos and I've been wanting to kind of just something that we could kill five or 10 minutes with, you know, once, once everybody gets a good laugh. Well, you do it in a point system. So like, you know, if I make Tony laugh, I get a point. And then if I make Chris last, I get a point. I think all of you in the chat should keep the points.
Speaker: I'll take score, calm down. I think everyone has a chance to keep the points. The point is, I've seen those videos and holy fuck, I would go for these. What? Tony, I would like to take you down a wormhole tonight. Yes, here we go. I would like to take you on an adventure.
Speaker: get in the truck, Tony. We're going to the big house. No, I don't know. I don't know how often you pay attention or if you do it all, but you know, you know, like there's fan theories behind. No, you don't Mark. Go ahead. We bring this. One of these days we're going to get Tony in a haunted house. We're going to do it.
Speaker: We're going to have Tony doing white shit before you know it. You have to pay me a lot of money. Going through a jar of mayonnaise in a week, you know. Well, he goes through a jar of mayonnaise when he makes one of his mayonnaise and cheese sandwiches. He's already on the verge of being white. Turkey and cheese and ham and cheese. I do do that. Yeah. That's some white shit, dude. That's pretty rough. No, that's some lower income shit. Fuck that. That's some lower income shit. Fuck what you heard. Trying to get your white privilege equity up there, Tony. That's all we're trying to do.
Speaker: Well, I don't know, Jeff, I'm sure you've seen this and I'm sure, I'm sure you know a little bit about this. Tony, I don't know about you, but you know, like cartoons and stuff, they have fan theories. Yeah. No, there's fan theories about everything. Like SpongeBob is a bikini bottom is, is a result of nuclear testing. Yeah. I saw that the other day. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, Scooby Doo is said to be in the middle of an economical breakdown. That's why all of these people are stealing. Okay, okay. Like a great depression almost. That's why all these people are dressing up as characters and stealing. The cartoon, here's the one that'll really fuck you up, Tony D. The Smurfs.
Speaker: are actually representation of racism and the Ku Klux Klan because they wear white pointy hats. And Papa Smurf has red gear, like a grand warrior, and Gargamel, who is the bad guy, is a big nosed, thick hair, rich man that lives in a castle.
Speaker: to represent the Jewish community. Gargamel was going bald. Keep going. Yeah, but he had thick, dark hair. Jews don't come bald? Was he Jewish? Yeah, that's what they're saying that he represented a Jew. He represents the Jewish. And the Smurfs were racist Nazis, whatever. Holy fuck. Phineas and Ferb.
Speaker: All the crazy adventures and everything they had. It's because the one kid's dead and the other kid's like. Finneas is dead and the older sister is remembering all of it. And Ferb is like not, he's alive, but he's nonverbal. Yeah. He's cerebral palsy type deal. Yeah. I've seen that.
Speaker: Rugrats, all the babies are dead. That's why the only person who can talk to him are Angelica. Tommy was a stillborn. That's why his dad is so fixated with creating toys in the basement. Chuckie died in the car wreck with his mom. That's why Chuckie's dad is a depressed, basically alcoholic.
Speaker: The twins were aborted and Angelica created the twins because nobody knew if it was a boy or a girl. So she just created twins. So the babies were all figments of Angelica's imagination because she was suffering through anxiety and depression and da da da da. Speaking of mental illnesses, they say that Winnie the Pooh, all the characters represent a different disorder.
Speaker: Yes. I've heard that one. Yes. Pooh is ADHD, overeating, whatever. Eeyore is depression. Eeyore is depression, Tigger's ADHD. There's something else that - OCD, rabbits, OCD. There's another one that, fuck, it's going to drive me nuts. There's another one of character that - And I kind of found myself in this wormhole the other night.
Speaker: Okay. Two of them really got my attention. Oh, here we go. The first one being Blue's Clues. The fan theory behind Blue's Clues is Steve or Joe or Jeff or whatever the hell the main character's name is. I think it's Steve. Steve goes to Joe. Why do you hang in this thing? I don't know, but it's funny as fuck. You don't have to turn it in on the laptop.
Speaker: Um, I don't know because she put it in as the due date for 8 a .m. And if it's still was the one, I was just saying one 59. Okay. Which is weird. Okay. Just make sure she gets it. Um, okay. Do you have anything else? Yes, he's going to find out. I'm not gonna get an email.
Speaker: You guys stay downstairs. You don't go to your room. I don't think, I don't know if he's going to be here long, because his friend Shay, who lives in the same neighborhood with the Jackson area, is making him an aid in food. All right, that's fine. But you guys stay right down there in the living room. Oh, that's hard, sorry. I just saw one the other day. But, um, yeah, go into your theory there, Chris. I got to like, I got to get the dance break out of the way.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Tony D. Austin dance break. Ladies and gentlemen, that's why we. There you go. I didn't kill the Smurfs. I just said that they were. Amanda. Amanda. He has yet to touch the storks and I'm great. Well, the storks, man. Another one. Another one. The Flintstones are not
Speaker: The Flintstones of Jetsons are the same universe because one of the people that stay on earth and the Jetsons went to space to stop the apocalypse. They never went to space. No, the theory behind the Jetsons and the Flintstones is the Flintstones are actually the future of the Jetsons. It's not post -apocalyptic, but there was like a
Speaker: major disaster, major catastrophe, and we had to revert back, and dinosaurs came. So they actually say that the Flintstones were in the future, and the Jetsons were in the past for the Flintstones. But when I was - The possibility of that being that we've been, this planet's been here 750 million years, there's actually a possibility of that. However, we don't have any structures that were ever that high, or any technology that was ever that advanced that we have found. Yes. Well,
Speaker: where I wanted to go with this. I just wanted to kind of wet your guys' whistle with this fan theories before Jeff gets all crazy and never shuts up and never lets me get to my fucking point and I'm muted as Mike. So there's two kind of really disturbing ones. It's a Staples movement. Yes, Mark. Steve or whatever from Blue's Clues, the fan theory behind that is Steve,
Speaker: was a drug addict and he committed a crime so disturbing. It was so bad that he reverted back to childhood tendencies and like mentally he reverted back to being a child. I need to go get a glass of water to keep going. And he's currently in a insane asylum. So
Speaker: The salt and pepper shaker are legitimate salt and pepper shakers that he gets when he gets his lunch. And all the random visitors that he gets, like the mailman and stuff like that, are the doctors and the nurses and shit like that. And when he gets the, in blue, the dog is a stuffed animal that he has in his room.
Speaker: But and then when they go outside to play because he isn't in a sane asylum, he gets an hour a day to go out to play or go out and be in the yard. So it's basically, that's the fan theory behind that is drugs. They don't say what the crime is, it's just something that was so horrible and so disturbing.
Speaker: that it threw him into a state of being like a six -year -old all over again. And that's why he acted and spoke and talked the way he did. Not that he's talking. They're talking to the camera. He's not actually talking to the camera. I'll be right. But, Tony, are you ready? This is the big one.
Speaker: Another show Teletubbies. Drugs. Teletubbies is actually based on an asylum story which took place in 1955. It is said to be the story of the kids in the institution for the mentally disabled in Bulgaria and the kids in the institution were locked in dark and cold rooms. It revolved around four kids that died on the same exact day.
Speaker: He had Toa Toi who was seven years old when the incident took place and he had a facial deformity that made his mouth have a constant smile. And he was also deaf. He was - I'll bring it back around for you, Tony. And the caretakers would lock him outside.
Speaker: He got frostbite, which caused his limbs to go permanently blue. It is believed that Tinky Winky's character, which is the purple teletubby, is based off of that little boy because of his severe frostbite. The story of Lala, Lala had a facial deformity and her face was stretched, which caused her permanent smile.
Speaker: She was locked in a cold, dark room for five years, which impacted her. And she used to dance around the room without music. Her caregivers tortured her and broke her leg, preventing her from dancing. Despite the pain, she always smiled due to the lack of sunlight exposure. Her skin turned to a sickly yellow color. Lala's character is the color yellow, which was inspired by her.
Speaker: The story of Donka. Donka was a six year old who was mute because he was not taught how to speak. He was sick most of the time and he would starve because he would throw up the food that was given to him. The takers would leave him face down in his own vomit and it was hard for him to move because he was ill and weak. He wasn't eaten, he was sick. It is known that Dipsy's character was inspired by him and was green
Speaker: because Danke always looked sick, so he was kind of green in color. And then you got little Paulanna. Paulanna was the youngest of the four, and she was locked in an institution from the moment she was born. She was abandoned by her parents due to her deformed face, which caused a creepy smile on her face. She fell asleep one night near the logs of the fire. Some drunk caretakers threw her into the fire.
Speaker: Paulina woke up from her sleep when she felt a burning sensation. She screamed for help and the caregivers pulled her out, but the damage had already been done to her body. The character of Poe, Red, was inspired by her. Now the reason why the Teletubbies created added televisions to their stomachs.
Speaker: For the kids, their only source of comfort was television. Yes. Which was constantly played throughout the institution. Which is every child. Well, one day four of them, the four that I just mentioned, overheard the director of the orphanage saying that they would have to remove the televisions due to its high expenses.
Speaker: The children panicked because the thing that comforted them the most was being taken away from them. When the caretakers left at night, the four kids went to the shelves. Pulled out the four televisions, but they panicked as there was no place to hide them as the rooms was empty or were empty. Sorry. They thought of climbing down the window, but they were way too weak to do that. So Donka got an idea. And looked at the kids knowingly,
Speaker: as they thought of hiding the televisions in their stomachs. I knew they'll say that shit. Because they were used to hiding their toys by swallowing them. The next day when the caretakers arrived, all four children are, the caretakers arrived. The kids were crying as usual, but the four of them were laid in the middle of the room. They had clawed out their own stomachs.
Speaker: And the televisions covered in blood were inside their ripped bellies. Their eyes were wide open and they had those permanent smiles on their faces. The creators of the show had inserted feet or had a TV inserted into the tubby's stomachs where they watched videos sent by kids.
Speaker: Hence, where we get our Teletubbies from. And when you smile when you read shit like this is my question. Who's smiling? You was. Because it's fucked up. It is fucked up. You smile like you planned this. Like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I read it. They were playing with TVs in their stomachs. Yes. They clawed their face. You motherfuckers. And this is true events that happen.
Speaker: like I said, you know, they're right. That's the scary part. Half of this **** actually is **** ****. This this really happened. Now, whether it inspired the television show or not, I don't know. They're probably, I mean, we can all do math here. One plus one equals two and I mean, they laid it out. We should take an algebra. **** algebra. I mean, they laid it out there. They laid it out there pretty plain and simple. Say, look,
Speaker: These are why these four children, or these four Teletubby characters represent each one of these four children, from the colors to whatever happened to them. Now, let's be honest. Because I don't know if you've ever seen Teletubbies. They're faces. They're creepy as shit. What's going on, bud? I'm not even going to lie. A lot of stuff that was happening in Europe that they said was actually true, and half of these stories are based off of, you can almost believe it. Oh, yeah. News flash. Spoiler alert.
Speaker: A lot of that shit was also happening in the silos at the same time right here in the United States. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I agree. I agree. It was based on a true story. Yeah, I've heard that. It was loosely based on a true story of Ed Gein.
Speaker: and a cannibalistic family that they kind of lumped the two. Ed Gein, I don't know why he gets lumped in as a serial killer because he only actually killed two people, I believe. He was a grave robber, but he would skin the bodies and make like lampshades and belts and shit like that. Yeah. Hence the word for true stories. You know, another movie that scared me and never said it was really true or not, but I watched it and I'm like, I kind of think this shit might actually fucking happen.
Speaker: Did you ever watch Cabin by the Lake with USA? What is it? Cabin by the Lake had Judd Nelson in it. Something tells me that was a true story. That sounds for good. Cabin by the Lake. I know I've seen that. Oh. Yeah, something tells me that was a true story. Tony, you and I talked about what was that movie with Owen Wilson
Speaker: Steven Tyler, The Strangers. Yeah, that was a true story. That was a true story. That was a true story. Wait, I think I've seen that. And they said that at the end of the movie too. You know what else is the true story that blew my mind? Silent Hill. Dude, half of these movies, I keep telling people, half of these movies, they ain't lying to you. Well, Silent Hill was based off of an asylum, wasn't it?
Speaker: I think it was based on the city itself. Maybe that's one that was kind of loosely based off of Helltown here in Ohio. The coincidence behind the creation of Teletubby and Teletubbies and that story
Speaker: It's it's a disturbing and it's absolutely disgusting story. I mean, but horrifying. I think it's horrifying. I did at least these kids a went through everything they went through, but I mean. To think that their last resort so they didn't lose TV was to claw out their own stomachs and you know they didn't have like knives or anything like that. They literally had to use their bare hands. Well, what's craziest kids are going through that for real for real.
Speaker: If you watch that, watch Real Supposed to Brian Gumbel, which I haven't watched in over a year. Watch the story of the girl from Ukraine that got into the Olympics. After she was from Chernobyl, I believe. Oh, yeah? Yeah, she was disfigured, and she became an Olympic athlete. Fucking horrible, man. Like Olympics or Special Olympics? And I'm asking not to be funny. I'm asking. No, I think she made Special Olympics, seriously. She just pushed herself to do stuff. I don't think she has legs. Oh, wow.
Speaker: Yeah, you know, people are still going through shit from Chernobyl. Oh, 100%. Seriously. There's a documentary I watched a while back where it was these filmmakers went to Chernobyl. Yes. And there's still people living there. They're living on the outskirts. They're not living. Yeah, they're not in the town. Well, you know what blew my mind, Jeff? But Chernobyl was on like the eastern part of the USSR.
Speaker: No, it's dead center. It's right there with Ukraine. Yeah, it's right by Ukraine. It's before Ukraine. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah. I think I'm not 100 % sure, but I don't think they are too far away from not like next year or next week or anything like that, but years down the road from Chernobyl actually being habitable again.
Speaker: Well, it was supposed to be about 25 years, and it's been over that. What they're doing, and I did watch it. I watched this the other day. I watched the, I went down this wormhole of Chernobyl after I watched the Chernobyl mini -series. Or HBO Outstanding in the series. Outstanding. Oh my God, they're amazing. So I went down the wormhole. They're actually building a new building to cover the Chernobyl site. They got to. And because the old sarcophagus is falling apart,
Speaker: so they're building a new one and it's basically it's built in one site and then it's rolled over top the other because you can like you can't even like if if if you were on a you know like a hang glider and went across the area above the explosion you would make it to the other side because of the radiation
Speaker: Yeah, the radiation is like, they have the overspill of the radiation. They call it the elephant's flick. You can't even look at it. Yeah. Unless through a thermal camera. If you do one of these, kind of glance around the corner, you'd be dead. Here's what's crazy. They're making movies about being over there now. You can name at least two movies.
Speaker: They did that, they did that, uh, uh, uh, the other two was transformers. Um, that was, um, which darker the moon, they were, and then you also had, I just lost it son of a bitch. Who you said that hard justice league. They were right there. Yeah.
Speaker: They were right down there. I don't know about you, but I watched that. Go back in that direction, if you will. I watched that Chernobyl documentary. You ain't getting me without 100 fucking miles of that to me. That was one outstanding mini series. Dude, I seriously thought that they said that one guy, they were like, go in here. We're going to talk to you. I thought he was fucking dead. I thought they were going to fucking. Outstanding mini series. That was outstanding. Bigger than HBO Max for that shit. It was amazing. I loved it.
Speaker: I was actually contemplating last night watching him again. Well, Glick, if you're done with your wormhole and your cartoon killings. I didn't. Because Allison Wonderland was a cartoon killer. I wouldn't watch this. Dude, Kevin took my phone. Allison Wonderland is based off of an acid trip. He was also a pedophile, I understand.
Speaker: Um, Al, uh, Fiona Fiona from Shrek. She doesn't know it, but she's a cannibal. No, if you watch, and I, and I have, I've, I'm back up on this theory. If you watch when Shrek and donkey are running from the dragon, when they're trying to rescue, you know, at one point you see a cookbook that shows how to cook a night. I can't.
Speaker: So so the the dragon was technically taking care of and feeding Fiona Where was the dragon? No, the dragon was taking care and feeding herself because dragons eat people No, okay, but I do see what they want. It's not like it's not like Fiona could have fucking doordash show up So she had to eat something hmm
Speaker: Sometimes I hate you so much. Well, it's one of the fan theories. I didn't come up with it. And the other fan theory about Shrek is that Donkey is one of the kids from Pinocchio when they turn into Donkeys at Pleasure Island and they can drink. Pinocchio, the cartoon,
Speaker: I don't know what you're talking about with the Pleasure Island. I went and didn't have donkeys. Maybe down there in Mexico they do too. No, but the island that they go to where Pinocchio, where the kids are smoking and drinking and acting and playing cards and stuff, they eventually turn into donkeys. And they're not fully transformed and they can still talk.
Speaker: And the theory is that donkey from Shrek is one of those kids, not fully transformed into donkey, but escaped. I'm just saying. I just, I did just see that one about the white supremacy, uh, spurs that would fuck me up.
Speaker: Yeah, that's a pretty wild one. But I mean, if you look at it, I mean, it kind of fits. Because they're always like, fuck Gargamel. Well, Gargamel was trying to eat the Smurfs. I would have said that. No, he was not. He wanted their power. He wanted it because the Jews are rich and they eat the poor. That's what the basis of the story behind Smurfs is.
Speaker: Jeez, McClease. Well, I mean, I mean, what was it? Steamboat Willie. The theory behind Mickey Mouse is that he wears white gloves. I'm not, did you really just call me Chris?
Speaker: Stutter time. That wasn't even close. Those last two were pretty close. Kiki comes home, there's beer cans all over the house. What the fuck is going on? It wouldn't be any worse than all the goddamn Nerf bullets once. I caught that. All right, good for you. I caught that. Nice try, buddy. Why don't you catch me two more out of the refrigerator?
Speaker: What? Who was that? It's **** boy Steve. Oh, is that the new **** boy? That's the new boyfriend. Sorry, all boyfriends get names. Yeah, just remember Steve. What do you do to her? What do we do to you? Now, you're **** boy Steve. I know. Steve, whatever you do to her, we do to you. Just bear warning. Thank you.
Speaker: I can appreciate it. Sorry, we're right in the middle of the show, man. Otherwise, I would hit a little bit more. A little bit more. No, just remind him. Whatever he does to her, we do to her. Him. Glick, you know, I think you got a problem there, Glick. Who? He looks like he's about your size. He might be a little bit bigger than me. That's OK. I got 17 friends on my nightstand that says he's smaller than me. And Steve, good luck.
Speaker: I mean, it looks like we're just 17 friends. He doesn't. It's not going to take all 17. I mean, if I learn anything from Danny Trejo, my machete. Yes, it will. Yes, it will. Yes, it will. He might actually be a little bit bigger than me. No, his name's Ricky. I should sir. I should have called him Ricky. Hello, Ricky.
Speaker: Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't break your arm. Don't **** up, boy. I'm just saying. Well, this one has a job. He plays sports and he has his
Speaker: Well, that's a plus, that's in the right direction, I guess. It's the right direction, but I can almost hear confidence in him that will concern you, but I'm not mad at him for having his own. I don't think he's got, I think he's, well, have you ever heard of Lorena Bobbitt, boy? Well, let's be honest, if he's taking care of himself and he's responsible, why would you need it?
Speaker: Now, Chris, I told you, I told you this a long time ago. Grab one of your little friends on your nightstand. Just one, and toss it at him. So you see that? After her curfew, his friends move faster. Just carve his name into one? Not even better. I made you a necklace. And here you go. You're going to need this. Get yourself off. You're going to need it. Oh, boy.
Speaker: Well, Tony D, this is what we were talking about one day before you came in, would I like to steer you down the wormholes and get you, because I can tell when Tony's paid attention because he's like,
Speaker: And now he knows like something like clicks up to something. I know he is. I know this motherfuckers up to something. I just can't fucking wipe your finger. He's like this mother. Well, Tony, would you like me to? No, cleanse your palate. No. I say go for it anyways. Fuck you. This is actually a really cool story. We all know Adam Sandler.
Speaker: Yes. I think we all like Adam Sandler, at least like one Adam Sandler movie. Quite a few, actually. Quite a few. I know the three of us, the three of us at one point in time have made an Adam Sandler movie reference or quote. Well, a couple of days ago, Adam Sandler was presented with the Mark Twain Prize for American humor.
Speaker: This is like one of the top awards or achievements, somebody in comedy or comedic, whether it's writing or acting or an author or whatever can receive. The comedy star was celebrated at the Kennedy Center in Washington for his prolific three -decade career as an actor, writer, producer, and stand -up comic. Gotta give the man props.
Speaker: Uh, it says, uh, Adam Sandler brought his trademark loopy, but charming sense of humor to the John F Kennedy center for the performing arts on Sunday night as he was recognized for three decades. Three decades of, like I said, the writing acting directing, uh, with the Mark prize twin for American humor.
Speaker: The Mark twice prize plane. Yep. Adam was quoted as I look at this goofy award. I can't help but think that one day it just might be the weapon used to bludgeon me to death. Nice. And that's, ladies and gentlemen, is why we like because in the most serious of moments, he always brings the funny.
Speaker: You know, he got a hand to, you know, love him or hate him. He's, the guy is funny. You know, he, he, he can turn a phrase. He can, and people give him shit because he mostly does comedies, but he does some serious, what's that, that, that gems movie. Hidden, hidden gems or something like that.
Speaker: he's he's done a couple he's he's he's done a couple more serious movies i think he was that basketball movie did fuck that was amazing i think he did what punch drunk love that was a big piece of shit um but you know he is known for his more and let's call it what it is soft moric comedy
Speaker: You know, it's a type of comedy that all of us, Tony's a little bit older than us, but we all kind of are from the same era, the same generation. When we were younger, Adam Sandler, I mean, the guy is 56 years old. So, you know, when we were younger, he was at his high. You know, he was all over the place.
Speaker: And that's why today has grown as men in our 40s, 20s. Tony's in his 80s. You're 50, right? Well, no, I didn't know. No, I'm 50. Yes, I'm 50, yes. 50 exactly or 51? 51. 50 exactly. Yeah, we'll just say in our 40s, Tony's just hit that 50 mark.
Speaker: We grew up in that area and that's why as grown ass men, we still, to this day, we quote movies like Take That and Little Nicky. Little Nicky was hilarious. Little Nicky was. One of my favorite actors. Honestly, how many times in high school did we quote Big Daddy? It was a daily thing. I almost cried in that movie. I did cry in that movie. We did. Yeah. I don't know why. That movie, that broke my heart at the end. That broke my heart when they took him.
Speaker: Yeah, absolutely broke my heart. But I wiped my own ass. Still a funny line. When they stood on the wall taking a leak, I said, epic. That's it right there. That movie, I would, if you had to rank your top Adam Sandman movies, that would be in my top two. I think I got to go with Long Bichard right now. I got to say, Long Bichard, then Little Nicky, Big Daddy, Mr. Deeds,
Speaker: Deeds was cool, but - And then Waterboy. And then Waterboy. Ooh, Waterboy. See, I'd probably go. My number one would probably be Big Daddy, because I fucking love that thing. Then I'd go Waterboy. I do love the grownups.
Speaker: because I can relate you know in in our in in the age we are that would if you watch grown -ups tell me that wouldn't be the four of the three of us just grown -ups yeah grown -ups are for everybody who yeah I can see that on grown -ups yeah I think that's where you got to see the more
Speaker: grown up comedic side of, of Sam because he realized that it's better than a lot of reunion. If you ask me, you know, he knows. And I think that's one of the things that make him, that makes him so good. He knows he's grown up. He knows all his friends in them or they're all there, but they're still funny and having like, they're still, they still want to have fun. They're big kids, but they're adults. You know what I mean? And I think I was, the difference is you got big kid money.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what the cool thing about grownups was. I'm not the biggest fan of the grown up movies. I mean, Big Daddy's probably my favorite Sandler movie, Little Nicky, Waterboy. I was never a big fan of, what's the one where he goes back to school? That was Billy Madison. Yeah, I was never a big fan of that. I thought it was Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore. Happy Gilmore I do like.
Speaker: I think it started with Waterboy with me. I play Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison kind of on the same, like they're kind of the same thing for me. Well, I think if you look at those two, I think between Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore, Sandler grows a little bit. You know, he's kind of a little bit, not 100 % mature, but he's a little bit more mature than Billy Madison. He just plays a fuck boy. Yeah. But I'm with you, Tony. Waterboy is really one of those ones that like.
Speaker: I don't know what came first, Waterboy or Lil Nicky? Lil Nicky. Lil Nicky had me. Lil Nicky had me. I do like Lil Nicky. Fuckin' Fonzie was covered in beef. Lil Nicky had me. I was like, I'm covered in Winkler and beef. Covered in beef! They did Hitler. Dirty. You got Sandler. You got to get Sandler props for one thing.
Speaker: No, but you gotta give Sandler props because he brought Henley Winkler back into the spotlight. Winkler hadn't done anything until he did Lil Nicky. Yeah, it was his next shift. Exactly. Gotta love that moment. And then Sandler brought him back in Waterboy and springboarded Winkler's second career.
Speaker: Yes. And Winkler actually was doing an interview with somebody I saw on TikTok the other day. It was like somebody put up a clip. And he's like, I got to think. It was like an actor's roundtable. He's like, you know, when I was playing Fonzie, I thought it's not going to get any better than this. Yeah, I saw that. I did see that on TikTok. I saw that. And it was Fonzie. The offers stopped coming until Sandler called me.
Speaker: and said, hey, I got a small part for you in Little Nicky. And he's like, I guess. And he got paid like 10 grand for two days, for like a day or something like that. And he's like, all right, whatever. And then Sandler calls him a couple of weeks later after that movie aired. And he says, hey, I'm writing Waterboy. I want you to be a coach. And Winkler was like, all right.
Speaker: Then I had my man from hell. He brought in Harry Winkler. He brought in Carl Weathers. He brought in dude from fucking smoking a bandit. Snowman. He played the coach, the bad coach. Oh, Jerry Reed. Jerry Reed. He brought in Jerry Reed. Jerry Reed hadn't done anything since smoking a bandit. Three. Yeah.
Speaker: We're going to talk about dog shit, maybe. So you got people who kind of got rejuvenated or at least got some respect being in here. Yeah. Got some respect back, which is cool. Got some respect on their name. That's right. Wow. I mean.
Speaker: Jerry Reed's biggest claim to fame until did Waterboy was East bounded down. The song, not the show. In the movie, and Smokey and the Bennett, you right. Smokey and the Bennett. I mean, if you went to a Jerry Reed concert before Waterboy, he would play East bounded down and everybody fucking lose their goddamn mind. That was a good song in that movie. You know, that was a great closing song for that movie.
Speaker: That song played throughout the movie. I love that **** boobies though. I love the smoking bad moves. Jackie Gleason. Jackie Gleason worked that damn move. Oh my god. What's going on? Fuck out of there. Did you did you see? There's Tony. I gotta I'll I'll find it and I'll send it to you. They're sending no more damn clips, Jeff. **** Tony, you're getting it. Uh with the clips from your
Speaker: So get on it and watch them. I only said you guys stuff that I think you would like. I'm so busy. You said shit that you think is funny.
Speaker: But I think it will relate to you. I think you'll be able to relate to it. But there's a video clip out there that is Jackie Gleason, black Jackie Gleason, crashing Burt Reynolds's 50 Cent. I saw that. I saw that when he crashed the road. How fucking funny is that? He comes in there dressed as Buford Deep Justice. Buford Deep Justice. Calls him some bitch. Calls him some bitch and everything. I was like, Jackie Gleason, classy motherfucker, boy.
Speaker: Jackie killed that damn role. Apparently, all the things Jackie Gleason ever did, he loved playing Sheriff Peter T. Justin. If he loved playing it, then that's awesome. Because he always did the honeymooners, too. He was a monster with that. And people didn't even remember him as Minnesota facts. I didn't know that. He was shooting pool on the, I think it was the color of money for Paul Newman. Really? Fuck, I got to re -watch that.
Speaker: I think that's what the movie was. He was a, Jackie Houston was a beast. He was a beast on the screen. That motherfucker funny. I think it's so funny. So he grew up watching Smokey and the Bandit. If you're at our age, everybody watched Smokey and the Bandit. Everybody watched Trans Am because of that movie. What? Everybody wanted a T -top because of that movie. When that movie came out, Trans Am sales quadrupled overnight.
Speaker: because everybody's like, fuck it, I gotta have me a black Trans Am. Any other color, nobody bought them. It had to be a teacher. The Hot Wheel cars would sell off the shelves too. I love me some Dukes of Hazzard. Everybody wants Dukes of Hazzard. That was Friday night television. At the end of the day, every Dukes of Hazzard episode was basically the same movie. By the way, the sheriff's chasing us and the bridge is out.
Speaker: You've seen everything. They were doing no harm. They did a... Oh speaking of cars, not to go down to this tangent. This is dope. The new Demon 170. Dodge just came out with the 2023 Demon.
Speaker: It's called the Demon 170. It's the first production car you can buy that will run on alcohol, which means it's technically eco -friendly. It'll run on 170 proof ethanol. 170 proof? Yes. That's damn near ever clear. Well, get this. It does six, six from zero to 60.
Speaker: Wow. That's awesome. In the quarter mile production right off the line. Eight second quarter mile. How much horsepower do you think this motherfucker got? You owe me a 10 second car. Bam, buddy. How much horsepower do you think this thing got coming off the line? I don't know. One quarter mile at a time. 1 ,025 with 975 foot pounds of torque. This thing is a goddamn horse. One walker lived one tree at a time.
Speaker: Kobe Bryant lived one mountain at a time. Kobe. Kobe. But this thing is a dry monster. And for a dollar extra, it comes with a parachute. Nerd. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you. Boy, no one likes you.
Speaker: It is already banned. It's already banned from the NHRA. Should I not be muted when I drink a beer? I was just singing and dancing along to the music and drinking a beer. I'm saying not bad vehicle for $85 ,000.
Speaker: And that ladies and gentlemen is how we kill your nonsensical nonsense boner right before we go to break. Don't worry. Don't worry when we come back. I think it's a monster. Yeah. Holy **** That's a monster. What are you saying Glick? Oh, you got to come back from. Don't don't don't bring it up because I'm blowing Glick. We'll bring your boners back and
Speaker: You'll thank me later. I will. I've got two more topics of intrigue. Not really, but there's fun topics. Actually, one is going to spur a conversation, I think. So we might not get to the other one. But we'll be back here in a few minutes. Enjoy a little broccoli, EDM combat remixes on all social media. Go give them some love. I don't know. We sent you.
Speaker: That's my brother from another mother and a fan favorite of the show. You guys love it. You asked for it. And don't worry, baby. Fruity's daddy. Glick feeds you.
Speaker: Now that I've betrayed everyone I've ever loved, I pushed them all away. And I have been a slave to the two that's in my mind. Is there something left for me to save in the wreckage of my life, my life?
Speaker: You won't ever since the sun
Speaker: By the darkness but losing the light It's so cold right here in size twice
Speaker: Oh, buddy. Yeah, baby birdies. You like that? You get your belly full? You're welcome. It just sounds gross. He loves you. He loves you. Daddy does. Welcome back to not physical nonsense, everybody. Hopefully, you're enjoying the show tonight. We got Jeffrey in the building as always. Tony D's here hanging out doing what he does. He's your boy. The one and only. The goat. The champ. The greatest of all time. Click in the building.
Speaker: Accepting all challenges. The GBOAT, the greatest bullshit of all time. I'd like to be offended by that. I would like to be mad at that, but you are 100 % correct, sir.
Speaker: Hopefully you're enjoying the show tonight. We're all over the place as we're norm. If you're not already, go ahead and hit them social medias up. Give us a follow, give us a like, and if you'd be so kind, give us a share of Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Join us live Mondays, Wednesdays, and centers on YouTube and Twitch at 6 PM. And if you can't join us live, well, baby birdies.
Speaker: Daddy's got you, fill your hunger bellies, Spotify, and everywhere you listen to podcasts, all nonsensical nonsense podcasts. Lots of new content, all kinds of new content. If we ever get rich and we get yachts, you're going to have to name your boat.
Speaker: I'm just going to have to get his book. It's going to have to be named **** number one. Mom's got to be **** number two. **** number one **** number two. It's the name of your boat. It sounds like you just **** sneezed. God bless you. God bless you. Jesus.
Speaker: Well, you can also we can also we don't have to necessarily be rich for that we can get it on license plates I'm just saying
Speaker: I mean, we can't all get, well, you have to get a car first to have a license plate. Yeah, this is true. Or I mean, I can just do personalized hats because when I get done tonight, oh, speaking of stuff. We have our, well, we will have our official person to make all of our nonsensical nonsense t -shirts and stuff. And they'll be able to ship internationally?
Speaker: Well, maybe Jeff. I wasn't talking about for me. I'm talking about we have fans. I said maybe because it's going to be, I am, Nikki wants to be crafting. She wants to do something on the internet. Oh, here we go. And currently right now in my cart. Somebody's buying a cricket. Currently right now in my Amazon cart is a cricket and a heat press. I knew it.
Speaker: I told you. And I told her, or I asked her, I said, will you make all of our nonsensical nonsense stuff? And she said, duh. And I said, perfect. So I could have it in home. Hey, you know what? And vinyls maker and. Let me let me get you in touch with my tax guy, so we can have taxes, because that's right off. I mean, we're not charging for the shirts. It's all free.
Speaker: It's a tax write off. If you set yourself up as an LLC, if you set yourself up as an LLC, it's not a tax write off if we give shirts away for free Jeff. Free Jeff. You can get the equipment.
Speaker: Well, if she wants to create an LLC, I'm talking about for our shirts. If we give them away for free, Jeff. I'm just saying.
Speaker: Well, Uncle Sam don't know, Uncle Sam don't know. Yeah, well, trust me, Uncle Sam knows. They can do that. Uncle Sam knows, trust me. If I've learned anything in the past year and a half, Uncle Sam knows. That's the only one, when you start getting weekly deposits into your cash app from our free t -shirts, and Jeff's not. Because he's a smidge. They're still in our taxes.
Speaker: He's a snitch and he's going to wind up like Takashi. Called it out. In the gym the other day. Did you see that video? What happened? Dude. It was like six or seven dudes jumped Takashi 6ix9ine in a gym locker room and beat the fuck out of him and they recorded it. They called him a rat and they're like, this is what happens or they robbed his ass. Dude, they beat the brakes off that man. That's what he gets. Or. Snitches gets stitches. Rainbow Starbrite or whatever the fuck it is.
Speaker: It's gonna become a real interesting question. Is he really snitching or is he really helping? He's snitching bro. Tony rule of thumb is always shut the fuck up. You know he's snitching. That man was looking at some serious jail time. And literally got off.
Speaker: that's that's that's it. Made 10 million dollars when he got out and and and didn't even didn't even try to hide the fact that he was snitching. He came out. He came out talking about it and guess what?
Speaker: Them boys finally caught yo ass without all your big ass bodyguards around you when you were in the sauna at LA Fitness and they beat you like a government mule. They fucked him up, man. They, dude, it was like six or seven, it was like six or seven dudes bigger than me and Tony. And they recorded that shit while I did it. Little Kim got in trouble for not snitching. She did it right. She went to jail for not snitching.
Speaker: Yeah, thank you. They fucked you up. Speaking of, speaking of news headlines, Jeff, you won't understand this. Tony, did you see this? And then I got something for you guys. Uh, tight end Foster Moreau from the saints are from the Raiders.
Speaker: After a football physical, reveals he has a Hodgkin lymphoma, cancer. He's stepping away from football. Jesus. He's a young cat too. He's only 25 years old. Yeah, he is young. That's messed up. He was a free agent and I think he was looking at going to the Saints from the Raiders. Yeah, we talked about him. And during just a normal football physical, they discovered that he's got a cancer diagnosis.
Speaker: It is a potentially serious form of cancer involving the body's immune system. Moreau indicated that he planned to return to football once he has beaten the disease.
Speaker: Through a somewhat miraculous process, this free agency period has been a life changing for me. He stated during a routine physical conducted by the Saints down in New Orleans, I have come to learn that I have Hodgkin's lymphoma and will be stepping away from football at this time to fight this new opponent, cancer. I am grateful for the support and thankful for the people who have stood with me. There hasn't been a single step I've taken without hundreds of people lighting the path before me.
Speaker: And I will continue to seek their guidance. That being said, I will go kick this thing's ass and get back to doing what I love out foster brother. I look forward to seeing you on the field. And if I do, but when we see you back on the field, this guy will be rocking a foster in the road Jersey. And I apologize if I said your name wrong, but I'll be rocking one of your jerseys next time we see you on the field.
Speaker: Cause that's awesome. And we all hate cancer here. Cancer sucks. It's one of the, one of those things that's non -discriminatory. It doesn't care about your age or color, where you're from, who you're from or nothing. It's going to affect us all in some form of our life, whether we get it personally or whether somebody we don't know fights that battle. So, you know, we took that journey. Oh, I feel like I took that.
Speaker: journey with Jordan. A little bit more personally than you guys did because talking to our mom and everything like that. Yes, he was deeper into it than we were, so that's a fair statement from one aspect. Yes, when I worked at OSU the first time and I worked at the James Cancer Hospital and getting to know the patients and seeing the patients, even though I was just a maintenance guy, I was always around. You see the same faces week after week, day after day. It is.
Speaker: a devastating monster that absolutely if you're not in the right mindset, if you're not ready to take on that battle or if you've given up, it'll eat you alive slowly and painfully. Giving up is a hard thing to say.
Speaker: I don't think that's basically what happens. A lot of people do because they're inside of the chemo. Well, it's it's not even chemo because and I've mentioned this to Chris before. My wife has cancer and she's not taking chemo. I didn't know that she's smoking a shit ton of weed and it's it's shrunk the cancer to the point where it's almost non -existent. We can be yes. They've got a lot of proof on that. That's the only reason my wife smokes.
Speaker: Makes total sense to me. They have legitimate, documented proof that we will take out cancer. Legitimate. She came home from the doctor and she told me, she's like, I have cancer. I thought she was joking at first. That's not a joke. I was like, ha ha, that's not funny. That's not a joke. Because she kind of said it, kind of nonchalant. I don't think it had registered in her when she told me. Right. And I said, well, what the doctor said, he said, smoke that shit on a weed. And I was like, what?
Speaker: And you know, my mom is an oncologist nurse. She, like one of my buddies from high school, he had cancer and he died right after senior year. And my mom was one of them. She gave him chemo treatment every week. So like when I showed up at the funeral, I was like, I turn around, my mom's standing and I'm like, what the fuck are you doing here? She's like, I treated him. I was like, fuck me.
Speaker: I wish I would have known. I could have saved gas when he came here. But he loved jokes like that. But. Oh, speaking of jokes at the funeral, gentlemen, when I die, I need one of you to take my phone. Now, mind you.
Speaker: Oh, I'm totally doing it. Mind you, if I have time before I die, I'm going to delete everything off my phone. But I want one of you guys to take my phone and text everybody at the funeral. Thank you for attending. Thank you for coming from my phone. I saw that the other day, and I was like, oh, no, this is being done. I will literally steal Tony's phone when he dies. First minute I get, I'm going to. OK, Chris is here. Thank you for being here, Chris. I really appreciate it.
Speaker: You start hearing from the background. What the fuck? Right in the middle of the funeral. During the eulogy. I actually had somebody that passed away and then I got a firm request from them afterwards. I said, I'm not doing this.
Speaker: also also i also need you guys to stick a bluetooth speaker in my coffin and as they lower me let's play the sound i can't get out yes i saw that i'm not going to your funeral no no no i'm joe i kid you not tony there's video out there of a dude being lowered into his thing and there's a bluetooth speaker in the in the coffin and him tapping on it
Speaker: going, help, I can't get out. Hey guys, I'm alive. This is not funny. Not funny. Let me out. And everybody's crying and laughing all at the same time. I'm like, I'm totally in.
Speaker: You all are some asshole. Although I'm not going to be getting lowered into the ground. So yeah, I mean, it's going to be a different record. It's going to be a different quarter. Like, God damn Jeff, you could have used some like glue or something. As we stated, I'm going to stuff Chris in the parking lot. Is this Turkish cotton? I've specifically requested Turkish cotton. This feels like Mississippi cotton. This don't feel good.
Speaker: See, I won't have that. My Bluetooth speaker won't last because Chris is going to fucking malt off cocktail my casket in the middle of the church, wherever he wanted. It's going to go. Hey, guys, I'm still a coworker call me last week. He had just listened to the episode.
Speaker: He's like, you guys are fucking weird. I said, oh no, it gets better. He called me and he's like, so I just listened to We Put the Fun in Funeral and wow. Wow is right. It literally starts off with me telling fuck somebody. I'm like, fuck that guy.
Speaker: Well, I mean, in all honesty, there's not going to be any greater sight than the fact that we know that you cannot pick me up and carry me out of my coffin. The fact that you're going to drag a wind from the church. No, in the episode, I could drag a wind from my truck through the church and wrap it on your legs and just high speed. Drag me right down. Drag me extra slow right down. And a snail's pace.
Speaker: We need something, we need something so when you pull me out of the coffin, my arms jerks up and I just start waving at people. I do like the pasta. I'll make a deal with a corner. You need to put these robotics in his arms. Just do the pageant wave as we go. My face has this big stupid Joker game.
Speaker: My head turns back just from side to side. I speak into the mortuary at night and tape your mouth open and a smile. My head rotating from side to side. Thank you for being here. Thank you for being here. Gotta go. With your speaker in my pocket. Thank you guys. Appreciate y 'all. Thank you. By the way, I'm the champ. Did you know? Exactly.
Speaker: That's exactly what I'm going to put in your cast. We're finally ending this episode. I'm being dragged down the middle of the church. No, no, sorry, Tony. At Chris's funeral, we're going to fight
Speaker: full on death match for the belt in the middle of the church. It's mine. Speaking of me, speaking of me not, I'm going to bequeath my belt to Tony just so I can say so when it's read out by Will, it says bequeath.
Speaker: I have sound -minded body, Glick, the Champs. You never were. I have bequeathed the belt on Tony, onto Tony. I remind you, I bequeath the belt. You're going to spell it that way too, don't give it away. It's going to say in quotes, words are hard, sorry.
Speaker: And I know what we're am. And thanks to Rick and Mortis, so am I.
Speaker: The word bequeath will be in there 20 times. With Tony's name after each one. Bequeath to Tony. Bequeath. That's what we're going to put in your tombstone. That's right, Tony. I said bequeath. He is hard because he bequeath. That's what we're going to put in your tombstone. I have bequeath.
Speaker: the smoking skull championship belt to Tony. I repeat, it has been bequeathed. Also the custom made, official, nonsensical nonsense is bequeathed to Tony. Ladies and gentlemen, I hear lawyers who read it out going, I don't think you know at this measured event.
Speaker: Tony and I are sitting there going, oh no, he knew. He knew what he said. That's not a typo, sir. He did that on purpose. The lawyer every time he has to do air quotes, be queued. And Tony and I are just sitting there giggling. Like, aren't you guys sad he died? Oh, we're 100 % sad. But this motherfucker just took a joke all the way to the end, boy. It's the only woman that smiled when he died.
Speaker: You got this stupid -ass look at his face. He's going to die with that belt. I got a practical joke for you. You better be careful. You might have to fight Nicky. That might be the death fight. Tony shows up with some clippers. Nicky steps in front of my coffin and pulled gladiator and tired.
Speaker: Tony D, you've got to go through me if you need that beard. Are you not entertained? My name's Nicoleus Maximus.
Speaker: wife to a dead husband. Mother. I'm going to sit in the background going, where's my fucking phone? I need to record this. This motherfucking phone up on TikTok. And customer of the beard. I'm live on TikTok in the background. This is going to be good. Tony's like, Mickey, step aside.
Speaker: The beard is mine, Nikki.
Speaker: I feel like I should just have a funeral to see all this shit happen. I want my will right at the funeral just so you know, so everybody in attendance is going to hear the lawyer bequeath. No, he met bequeath.
Speaker: You're going to be in heaven. Let people skip him a line. Y 'all go ahead. I want to see this St. Pete. I don't know how I died before the other two. You got our spot ready. Sit down stupid. Your friends will be here shortly. Trust me. Somebody's bound to kill them at your funeral.
Speaker: I could just sit there drinking a beer, and you guys show up. What happened? You happened. Your funeral. We did everything you could. There was an angry mob. I blamed you. They purchased a mistake like we were witches in Salem, and it was 1863. I didn't even get you out of the church.
Speaker: halfway down the aisle and my wench isn't fast enough. Tony, did you enjoy being bequeathed? Same piece, like that's not the right word. Next 250 years, all we do is make fun of Tony because you said bequeathed. Tony, I totally bequeathed on you, Tony. No. No, no, no. Tony shows up just with a sign, I'm not with them.
Speaker: You spelled the queefed wrong, Tony. St. Pete gets his man a beer. St. Pete, I could queef a beer on that one. Yeah, Tony, you're going with us. St. Pete's going to be doing Danny Glover real quick. I'm too old for this shit.
Speaker: Dear God, this is my full -on resignation. Hey, St. Pete, while you're writing your resignation letter, bequeath your job to me. It's not time. It's not bequeath. There it is. It is now. I think God's practical joke on you. He gonna post little peep back and give you George Burns. I think George Burns. George Burns is a badass. You finally made it, huh?
Speaker: I'm crying over here.
Speaker: The ultimate punishment will be Sam Kinison. Oh, God. You don't stop yelling for no fucking reason. I'm bequeathed my foot in your ass. I'll send you back. I wish the fuck you would. Good, because I want to watch my funeral. Just set up in the coffin. What happened?
Speaker: What are you guys doing? I happened. Duh. Are you coming in? Zombie! You sent me to heaven. They sent me to heaven. They rejected me. They sent me to hell. Hell sent me back here. I'm back, bitches. Jeff, get this fucking Build -A -Bear tube out of my ass. Tony, I undequeeped my belt to you. Give them back. Okay, if you like it, Chris, take it. Tony, I've undequeeped the belt. I undequeeped you, Tony.
Speaker: No queef it back. No queef facts. Once queefed, no queef it. No queef it. No queef facts. No queef facts, Click. Once I've been bequeathed, I can't be unbequeathed. You son of a bitch. I'll go on that one side again. I'll hold her me another one. Damn, it ends in Y. Surprise, Click is drinking.
Speaker: I can only imagine what Chris's coffin look like. It literally has the non -sense logo airbrushed on it. It's sponsored by BillerLite. This funeral is brought to you by...
Speaker: Where's Miller Lite out? Somebody hashtag at Miller Lite on this episode, I will. Or not hashtag, but at them. Hey Miller, I've bequeathed you as our official sponsor. What's up buddy? Exactly. Exactly.
Speaker: I'm going to do that at your funeral. I'm going to get your coffin wrapped. Like you wrap a car, but I don't need Miller Lite. It looks like a NASCAR car with all the beers. NASCAR, Miller Lite, number 13 on it. That nonsensical nonsense logo splastered by the champ stickers on it. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Look here, Tony D.
Speaker: Uh -oh. Like father, like son. Come over here, peckerhead. Put it on your shoulder. Show them. Ow. Yeah, right there. Like father, like son. Dominic and Ray right here. Glick and baby nonsensical. Don't you do that. What? Dominic and Ray. Big nonsensical baby nonsensical. That's messed up because Dominic betrayed his own father. Would you betray me? That's a damn lie.
Speaker: I know better. You will not be being bequeathed to belts. I don't have a tool. I thought he birthed them. I see you birthed them. Like you got some on tight here.
Speaker: He ain't old enough yet. That video popped in my head. Why you always lie? Why the fuck you lie?
Speaker: I kind of want to die before you guys now. Tony's like, I didn't know this motherfucker. The only sad part is you won't get to see him. I'll pretend to be dead. I'll be sitting in my coffin and you'll come up. You just start giggling.
Speaker: I'm not dead. That was funny. Don't shove a bill in there too with my ass. I'm not dead, but that was funny. You want to see a Tony reaction? I've got him in my wormhole. Surprise, motherfucker. I ain't dead. You get stabbed instantly. Motherfucker. It would probably be Buggy who's obsessed with the freaking Walking Dead right now. Did she watch the new season?
Speaker: She's in a great depression because she just watched Carl die. That's sad when Carl dies, man. Oh no, he got bit by a zombie. I'm so sad. He shot his mom.
Speaker: Oh, shit. Now my sides hurt. I can only picture it. Oh, my God. It's going over there. Yes. Yeah. Oh. This is the chair. Tony, Tony, what are we going to do with your funeral? Well, I already did a broadcast. I already told everybody.
Speaker: like, what do you want Chris and I to do at your funeral? I'm going to do whatever the hell I want. Besides not show up. Besides not show up. Hit squad at my funeral. Don't anybody who backs up. Tony's like, Tony, what do you want? What can I do at your wedding? Not show up. Yeah. He just said he's going to have a hit squad. So which means if Tony dies first, we're right behind you, Tony. Because you know we're going to fuck her out.
Speaker: Hey, Tony. Guess you'd be quick taming on me. I just wanted to pay my respect. Tony's will do not let Chris and Jeff know that I got it. What? Tony's final words. Sue's our dog.
Speaker: Tony's final words are, do not let these motherfuckers come to my funeral. Pretty much. Do not tell Glick and Jeff I'm dead. Don't do it. Don't do it. They'll fucking show up and act full. I'm doing a live podcast at Tony's funeral. I'm going to grab him out of his coffin and set him up beside us and just put his faith in his mouth. Final reaction. Final reaction, folks.
Speaker: Hey, Tony. Hey, Tony. We saved your autopsy for tonight. You ready for a deep dive? If I come out of that coffin, I'm coming after you two motherfucker like spawn, I promise you. I want to keep, I want to arm all that shit.
Speaker: We're going to set up right next to the coffin and go live. We're going to, we're going to prop up your coffin like they did Jesse James. Tony, what do you think? Oh, look, he's got nothing to say. We're going to, we're going to prop him up with a,
Speaker: bottle of Crown Peach and and uh and a bottle of uh Pepsi Cherry Cherry in his hand. So, it's a Pepsi Cherry. You're the one that was putting Pepsi Cherry with Crown Peach. Wild cherry Pepsi. Whatever. Not bad. Maybe you should be proper grammar and lyrics. I'm going to curse you with your own ignorance.
Speaker: Look, I know and I accept it. It's really like... That's why it'll be an even deal. And Tony, hashtag words are hard. I'm going to sing it. Oh, no foul. I'm going to curse you with your own ignorance. Have we met? This is your first day? Come on, man. You've seen me spell out. Where you been? I have a job that I type all day long, and I still spell shit wrong.
Speaker: Really? Yes, we know. Yeah, Metz Man. Tony located. That one's on Tony located. Kanye West. Once again, Tony located. Jeff A. Goldblum himself. Let's go back through the Jeff spelling error.
Speaker: I go smoothly spell that shit right before you posted that shit. If it went totally specific, not only did he spell it out when he gave it to you, he sent a message with the proper spelling, and you still fucked it up. You still fucked it up. Hey, some of us are good at shit. Some of us are good at shit. I never claimed to be good at speller. How do you really deal with this many people? I've mostly bank phone calls.
Speaker: I only sent an email in all your speed readers who just wanted Jeff to shut the fuck up. I have about 150 templates that I literally just need to add people's names to. And you ever gonna spell shit right on those templates is my question. No, I don't write the templates. I have them written and sent to me by coworkers.
Speaker: answer that question. You made six figures copy and pasted all day. Ain't that a bitch? Hey, it's a tough job. Somebody's got to do it. Yeah, it gets redundant. I agree with that paycheck though. Hey, I made six figures hooking squirting chemicals. Yeah. Yeah, you did. And then a little quick pollination here, a little quick pollination there.
Speaker: pollinate pollinate pollinate here, a pollinate there, a pollinate everywhere. A little squirt there, a little squirt here. We got Tony. He turned his back. Squirt on your face, squirting him out. AKA the Orkin guy. Orkin man. Or as my uncle called me the Dorkin guy. Fucking John Goodman in the flesh, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: We might be making a trip to Chevy's funeral. I guess we're going live this weekend. Tony bequeathed us invitations to this. We're on the list. We'll be live so everybody will hear it too.
Speaker: It's upside down. It's a GWO. It's a Glick World Order. Glick World Order. What did you use to paint this? What? What did you use to paint this? I don't remember. Something buggy had. The ODG belt. GWO. The ODG belt. GWO.
Speaker: Oh, the OG belt. Oh, OG belt. That is the OG belt. The first belt. The first belt. Yes, it is. When I declared myself the champ and nobody can deny it.
Speaker: We gave you the name to Glick World Order. That shit was funny. I gotta admit, I gotta ask a question. How stupid did you feel writing on a belt? Not at all. You don't feel a little dumb going, yeah, I'm a Glick World Order. You think that's the dumbest thing I've done in my entire life? I know it's not. I've hosted 241 of these podcasts. This is true. And tried to get sponsored to do with it. I'm trying to get sponsored. That's dumb.
Speaker: I'm still working on a spot. I was sending proposals last night. I like the first belt to be on, because everyone couple belts, like the first first belt that we were on to your shoulder. What? The first, first belt. Maybe we'll get a shadow box and put it in. There you go. The nonsensical Hall of Fame. Oh my god. I'll be the only person there, but if you will. I'll be there with you. Hang it in your backyard to shed so nobody can see it.
Speaker: People from yards around will come to see it. What is this Hall of Fame in Glick's backyard?
Speaker: It's all pyramid shaped like the rock and roll all flame but it's made out of plywood. It's kind of a shrine to myself and my awesomeness. It's a sea set of shame. It's just gonna be a shrine to my awesomeness clips of me and I blur you guys out like witness protection.
Speaker: video. It's like 45 TVs with different episodes. Do you have a glimpse from the episodes playing like just a complete random TikTok set up? Just loop the episodes. Who's the guys who are blurred out? If you were allowed to know then they wouldn't be blurred out. Oh, if you both heard me sounding like
Speaker: No, we'll walk through those doors. It's all edited out. And the nerd song is playing as you walk in. Right. It's the glick in parentheses below. Nonsenseical nonsense hall of fame. Unbelievable.
Speaker: You know what? You have to love yourself before you can love anybody else. I've had a crush on me since I'm 13, so don't worry about it. You've been molesting yourself since you were 13. I think it's different. Same difference. Calm down, Jared Fogle. Same difference. Calm down, Jared, from Subway. Every time you drop your pants and grab ahold of that thing, you touch a little boy. Seems to like it.
Speaker: You heard that here, folks. Folks, you heard it here first, Jeff. I got nothing to do with that shit right there. Tony's going to get caught. You've admitted to like little boys in your hand and you've also admitted to going to the daycare and picking up dates on this show. Jeffrey. Hey, Epstein. Come to my island, Chris. Oh, I'll come on your island. I mean, I'll come.
Speaker: Hey, Jeff. It's time for a deep dive. Oh, shit. Neither one of us can do it. We're gay if you like it. Neither one of us can go on a deep dive. Tony. Oh, we need some help. We need some help. I ain't got nothing to do with that shit. Nothing to do with that shit. Hashtag guilty by association. Yes. That's why I didn't go to the island. Hashtag fucking
Speaker: Hashtag white people shit. There were other, there were other people of different races that went to the island. Supposedly. Why did my front door just open and close? Yeah. I assume you're a woman's home. Uh, no, not yet. They don't, yeah, they don't even close till nine. Where's she working out right now?
Speaker: Uh, there's a hotel. Okay. Big ass fucking hotel. Nice. It's got like bar, restaurant, banquet hall. I mean, all kinds of shit. Oh, okay. It used to be a, it used to be an indoor water park. Hmm. They got closed down because they were fucking disgusting. Yeah, that sounds all right. Wolf. What was it? Wolf? Great Wolf Lodge? Great Wolf Lodge, I think is what it was.
Speaker: but it was an indoor water park. So this is a massive property with a massive building. Um, but, uh, it's, it's now a hotel and banquet hall and they've got, um, two bars, they've got a bar and then they've got a restaurant with a bar and they do all kinds of cool shit there. But, um, yeah, that's what she's working at.
Speaker: She worked there every night or is she just like part time in it? She's kind of sort of full time in it. She was working in an eye doctor's office, but she didn't like it. So she was like, I don't like it here. I hate it. And then they were like, well, we can give you as many hours as you want.
Speaker: I hate it. So you want to give me more time here? No, no, no. At the hotel, they're like, we can give you as many hours as you want. And I told her, I was like, don't do something you don't like. Oh, no, there's nothing worse. I was like, if you will, if they're going to give you the hours and you're going to be happy there, then don't fucking do it. There's nothing worse than doing a job. But I did tell her, I was like, you know, check out Buckeye Lake for the summer.
Speaker: Because you know, Buckeye Lake, it's a hot spot. They've cleaned up the lake. It's nice there. There's bars on the lake. She's been bartending and stuff like that for years. So it's kind of her like little forte, which actually, right as we were starting this show, I'll do it later on. One of us brought up the official nonsensical nonsense drink.
Speaker: Yeah. So she wants to have a group chat between the four of us so we can discuss it. I'm out for it. So I said, I'll do it here later. I have an idea. If we can make enough money, we need to open up the nonsense with nonsense bar. You know, I don't think you really know how much goes into owning a bar. I didn't say I do be running it. I mean, that's what your woman's job. I'll put her in charge. As you know, I'm just here to show up.
Speaker: What could I do already? No, I mean, my ultimate dream outside of this is to own, I mean, we've talked about it on here, is to own my own spot. Yeah. But it's going to be like a barbecue, it's going to be like a barbecue and blues club. Right. Well, you know, you don't have to go big. You can always start out small and get bigger legs. No, I don't have to go big, but I know what I want. Right. I mean, I already know exactly what I want.
Speaker: I'm just saying, multiple TVs playing different episodes of the show all the time. I want Dalton to be my bouncer. Who? And then I want Jeff Healy playing behind the cage. So you throw beer bottles at him? Roadhouse. I do want to open up a joint called the double deuce.
Speaker: It was the funniest goddamn episode of Family Guy ever. Peter Griffin going around going, Roadhouse. Kicking people. No, there's actually, from what I understand, they're making a Roadhouse TV show. No, they're making a Roadhouse reboot with Jake Gyllenhaal. Yeah.
Speaker: and he is from MacGregor. Fucking ripped. Is he? He is fucking sh... Is it a TV show or is it just a movie? It's a movie. Okay. Well, I might have... Conor MacGregor's gonna be in it. Yeah, Conor MacGregor plays the bad guy. Ooh. Jake Gyllenhaal plays Dalton. It better be good, because I'm not a big fan of Jake Gyllenhaal in the first place. I don't know why. Why? I don't know. I think he's kind of a peep. I like Jake Gyllenhaal.
Speaker: outside of the whole gay cowboy thing. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Tony probably favorite movies. Tony's like, I'm a heterosexual man. Yeah, I'm a man, baby. Come on. Don't worry, Tony. It's only me. Ladies and gentlemen, you now see why I drink after I eat.
Speaker: I do that sober. What are you talking about? What do you think Nikki likes me so much? My my tongue is too big for my mouth so I stutter and stumble over my words. Oh, gross. My dick's small but my tongue is huge.
Speaker: Don't worry, baby. That's not going to please you. I got something. Don't worry about that. That's more for me anyways. That's not for you. This is for you. I know. I 100 % agree. It's more for me than it is for you, honey. Yeah. And I don't know why. And I can't explain it either. Can you explain it, why it's more for you than it is for her? Because I can't. Oh, no. I was talking about my tiny dick is not for her. This is for her.
Speaker: No, I'm talking about going down on a woman. It's more for me than it is for her. I seriously enjoy it. I know. That's why I was asking you. Can you explain why we like you? All I know is it tastes good. Yeah, it does. Yeah, it does. Tony said, well, that explains the tone he's been with.
Speaker: Tony, that's why men develop the stink test. You got to dip it before you lick it. And if you don't know what that means, then I got two finger timing, two words. Check the oil, Tony.
Speaker: And then you, oh, my nose itches. Nope, I've been down there tonight. Oh, I was sick, baby. I don't want to get you sick. Oh, yeah. You know, George Fred Foster down there. I have COVID. I have COVID in my beard. And I'm not changing. Yeah, I'm just saying.
Speaker: remember that rule of thumb you gotta dip it before you lick it before you lick it you've got to crunch it before you munch it melt it before you dealt it that's right
Speaker: Speaking of which, gentlemen. I'm a very religious man, Tony. I like to speak in tongues, OK? Speaking of which, I will not be here Saturday. I will not be here Saturday. Tony and I talked about that Monday. OK. We got the wedding. We have a wedding Saturday. And I couldn't remember when your wife came home. So I told Tony, I said, if you guys want to run it, you can run it. I will not be here for the next two episodes that aren't supposed to be, because we are going to go to rain next week.
Speaker: She comes home Friday at 740 when her plane lands. Yeah. And we're going to go do some things around town. You know, doing that shit in public will get you arrested. Oh my God. Whoa, we scared Tony away. No, we're actually we're taking the kids out to a couple different places. Yeah.
Speaker: No, we're taking the kids to, we're going to - Even my computer was tired of this shit. It just shut itself off. You two fucking did this. Sure it did. Sure it did, Tony. No, it did. That's what they all say. I was in the old way. Some screeches went black. What the fuck? I don't know what happened. No, my computer just cut itself off, seriously. Tell me something about that old -ass shit.
Speaker: No, but we're going, we're going to take the kids and we're going to go to, uh, explore. We're going to go to Escaret. I'm going to hit up a bunch of places. What? You're going to go get a Chevette. No, we're going to explore and it's correct. It's correct. They're, they're, they're parks. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Explore is a, is it a venture park and Brian goes zip lining and you can do so. Okay. Well, I mean, at the end of the day, Jeff, I'm not here. Jeff's not here. Tony it's on you. It's on you if you want, or we take the weekend off, but we can all.
Speaker: Oh, Tony, I thought you said you could run this. I could run this by yourself. I do the wrong thing already. Jeff, you've done your own thing already. We're good. Tony tried to run it by himself. I had to leave the bar early. Let me try. You came home and she was scared of what the fuck I was going to do. You ain't fooling nobody. You was scared as shit. I'm on my way home. Shit. Oh, shit. You motherfucker gave me a kick out of my own hometown. Hell, man. You were scared as shit.
Speaker: Yeah, I have the. Actually, I'm not scared of anything. I'm more than nervous of something. Hashtag Glick was terrified. I have the countdown clock. It is one day, 23 hours and 31 minutes. Yeah, I was telling I was telling Glick she's coming home this week. Yeah, yeah, no, I I I I was thinking of this week. I honestly admit it. I said I can't remember when she comes home. Yeah, I have. I have that. Hey Jeff.
Speaker: That day I said, I'm gonna come up here by myself. Once the intro didn't go the way you would normally go, he popped in. He said, listen, I'm about to leave now. I said, uh -huh. No, I didn't. I said, I'm gonna be about an hour max. I guess he clicked now. Oh, no, my show was three hours. Watch the replay of the episode. When I came in, then I started. Then I didn't do the intro the way you popped up.
Speaker: I'm about to leave the bar right now. I wasn't leaving the bar because of you. Because I went to the bar, and I was driving. And when I go to the bar, and I have to drive, I have a four -beer mineral. I have a four -beer mineral. Honestly, do you want to get the concept to go to the bar? No, I just wanted to get out of the house. Let's get out of the house, yeah. Everybody. Jeff, every man that goes to the bar doesn't get out of the house.
Speaker: I don't know just to drink you're doing it to get out of the house. No, if I if I'm yeah, no, I I just I just wanted to get out of the house and I knew that I would be late for the show. Right. That's why I said and I wasn't saying like, oh, I'm about to leave the bar because Tony did anything wrong. I was just saying, hey, I'm I'm gonna be leaving the bar soon. Right.
Speaker: If you believe, I personally, I personally feel like, I personally feel like, and Tony, you can take this however you want, but I personally feel like you were doing a good job. I had it on at the bar. I mean, you know, I thought you were going to say, I actually did one of my own regular broadcasts up here, the clean version.
Speaker: I know, I wasn't worried. You know, it was just like, you know, a couple of weekends ago when I died. I wasn't, and Jeff was like trying to reassure me and he was like, everything went good, don't worry. I'm like, dude, I don't. No, you asked us how to go and I was like, everything went good. You know, cause I have faith in you guys, I trust you guys. I'm not worried about that. I was just curious because I was dead and then I came back from the dead and I was eating. You're not fucking dying, stop over exaggerating. I died.
Speaker: And then I came back from the dead and I was eating everything in sight. Holy shit. The day before yesterday, my mother -in -law made leftovers. And I don't know what it was that she fed me, but fucking hell. I woke up at 4 o 'clock in the morning and sat on the toilet until 6, throwing up, coming out both ends, and still went to work and threw up mid -work for like an hour.
Speaker: And some things are better. I was horrible. And I went to work on Saturday for overtime. Every five minutes, I had to go to bathroom for 20 minutes. When I would try to leave and come back, I had to go back and I was. Yeah. Oh, dude.
Speaker: It was cold enough to be bad. That's how bad I was. I was literally I literally contacted all everybody. I was like, hey, I might have to take that off. And they're like, oh, no, you can't. We're all sick. Everybody on my team was sick. So I was like, I guess I'll just fucking power through. Right. So that's what I had to do. I just powered through and got my shit done. I did take a two hour break midday and went and laid down and then got back at it and got shit done. But fuck, it was hell.
Speaker: I got off work last night at 7 30 and passed the fuck out woke up at six o 'clock this morning and started work early.
Speaker: and got swamped but everybody when when when I say I get swamped it's like people set uh appointments on my calendar and I have no say over what time they pick and it seemed like all my all my calendar meetings hit from four until six and I was like well I guess I'm okay you know and then tomorrow I have meetings all in the morning
Speaker: Oh, shit. I haven't posted it yet, but hey, gentlemen. Yeah. Nope, not that one. I, uh, I remixed our, uh, show closer. Oh. The ultimate show ending. Okay. I remixed it. The one, the one Tony's was like, where you do dance.
Speaker: If I would have had it ready when you stood up, I would have played it. I couldn't find it fast enough. Kevin had my phone and I was like, damn it. I cut it down and I remixed it and it's just me jumping up out of the chair and doing that shit was funny, man.
Speaker: That clip. I literally, here's the funny thing. I started to watch the clip that you posted. And I was watching it. I was like, wait, why is Tony all pissy? And then I realized what was happening. Because Tony jumps in the video clip as Tony going, I'm going to close this show because you don't leave. And I was like, damn, Tony pissy. She kept sitting there. She was like, she want to go. She wanted to go. This motherfucker wouldn't shut up. You got the one in the new village. You didn't want to be alone. And you still want to sit there with your fucking mouth.
Speaker: That was the thing. We both wanted to live. We both wanted to end the show, but we were having 35 fucking minutes. But both of us were having so much fun doing the show. Neither one of us were really getting mad at the other one. She never sits in here like this.
Speaker: You go to sit here and keep drinking beer and belching on the podcast. I done moved in with your ass and we out of town. And you go spend more than three hours of schedule. I was like, Glick, get the fuck out. Both of us were having fun and hanging out and enjoying the show. We was ready to go. We talked about it, trust me. She wasn't. She was, but she wasn't, much like I was. I was ready to go, but I wasn't. Glick, Glick, feelings are hard, okay?
Speaker: I'm the fourth, I'm the fourth character of the Wizard of Oz, the champ. I have no feelings. And you have not been home yet. Do you get it yet? Jeff, you're frozen. I'm home right now. This woman sat right there like this. She said for 35 minutes, she wanted to go. I had, I was like, I can't take it no fucking.
Speaker: I'm the motherfucking champ. You're here with me. You're my boy. She just really kept bringing me beer. I'm just saying she kept bringing me beer. She was encouraging. She takes you serving a beer all night and stuffing gummies down his throat. And guess what happened? You went to the dance. You went out with her and she left your way standing on the wall by yourself. No, I wasn't by myself.
Speaker: Oh, he's sitting on a booth. We went in, and you had people watching you, which means you was by yourself. No, I was working by myself. We went in, and I talked to... Exactly. Exactly. B .J. Dill. B .J. Dill. That's my buddy down there, or up there. So I went in, and him and I were chit -chat, and then I was with her the whole... And if I wasn't with him, I was with her. I wasn't being babysitting. We have talked 250...
Speaker: And the only reason is the only reason that I was drinking Pepsi when we got there was because I had the worst goddamn case of cotton mouth I've ever had in my entire life.
Speaker: both of you, huh? You're eating pussy wrong, dude. I'm sorry. Again, it goes back to you're not you're not eating. It's wrong. You're eating the wrong one. Yeah, that's that's not that's not the pussy Tony. You gotta do that. You gotta you gotta check the oil before you dive into the motor. I can smell the oil before I go dipping. If you can smell the oil before you go down there, then you should have left it in. Don't smell nothing. It's a good day.
Speaker: I mean, sometimes they can be little ninjas. So you got to dip it. Yeah, I've met a couple of them. Well, I think we all have. We don't talk about them Bruno's no more. We don't talk about Bruno's. We don't talk about them Bruno's. I've woken up to Coyote ugly. I know that feeling. I think every man has been. But you know what? You know, just in fairness and in equality,
Speaker: I think I know that some women I know for a fact some women have come up on some funky ass dudes. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: I mean, is that, you know, all these dudes with these women that smell good, you need to smell just as good your damn self. Okay. We'll talk about your ass afterwards, no matter what the fuck they do. And they clean their mouths more than you do. So some of you know, it's not about cleaning your mouth. It's about cleaning your, well, they got to do it. What's up, Sadie? What up, Sadie? Sadie, am I lying? Sadie, am I lying? Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Shit. I don't tell a woman to clean herself.
Speaker: Let's just be clear. Thank you. Appreciate it. It's the day of truth. They want to be there. We demand and ladies, we want the same respect that you fucking demand. It's a true way to be clear. Motherfuckers will be happier. If motherfuckers stop trying to test each other, motherfuckers will be happier.
Speaker: And motherfuckers listen to each other to tell each other what to do, motherfuckers will be happier. And ladies and gentlemen, just in case you didn't know. That's what's going with a bunch of you shits out there. Ladies and gentlemen, in case you didn't know, some of you younger folks that might be listening to this, a little landscaping goes a long way on cleanliness. That's it. That's it. That means some men and women, because women shouldn't say anything about it. I didn't specify. I just said, in general. I didn't say anything. I heard you say it. I heard you say it.
Speaker: I heard this on a podcast the other day. Once you uncap motherfucker need to shut the fuck up. Male and female because both genders are talking about each other. This is true. Well, here's my question. I heard this on a podcast. I kind of agree with the guy what he said, but would you date a woman with a higher body count? I have before.
Speaker: and let's just be listen listen listen and Jeff I apologize just no good motherfuckers will say no and don't even know you already have yet so shut the fuck up well here's my thought uh spoiler alert ladies some of that uh order in the issue will drive a man fucking insane
Speaker: Now, Chris, I don't know if you heard my question. Would you date a woman with a higher body count? I don't even worry about that. For me, that's not a hard feat.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, this is true. But I ain't even worried about that. Like I, I, you, I used to be, and it was a, and it was a mental block. I don't even, I don't even care. Stop right there. No, as long as you're clean, as long as you're clean, you're not diseased. We all need to care. Whatever. I don't.
Speaker: Honestly, because body count... Well, no, but nowadays it's a lot easier for women to buy out than men because men don't go to the bar and get hit on by every dude or every chick. Yeah, but also women have taken control of their sexuality. But at the same time, no, I don't care. How many times have you been offered, hey, come on my yacht for the weekend.
Speaker: Oh, that's what they want. Oh man. Not bad, bro. I didn't know that. I thought we were just going to go on your yacht and drink beer. But I've been on yachts with fish and fuck. Is that what the guys wanted? They wanted naughty time with click.
Speaker: No, but like, like if, if, if they just wanted to drink beer, let's say, let's say I got a, they want to be flowering his Tony. Let's say, I didn't look them to flower me. You're not going to be flower me because you've got a fancy guy. Let's say, let's say a guy's got a $60 million. And he fights a bunch of chicks on there. He's not fighting on there for their company. I would. Well,
Speaker: I'm not going to invite a bunch of chicks on my yachts anyways. I'm going to invite a bunch of bros on my yachts. Let's be honest. If I ever got the last one in the morning. There's going to be some guy on there. Dude, this is a sausage fest. What the fuck? The last thing I want is a bunch of chicks if I ever got. I want a bunch of bros on the yacht with me just drinking. Save a lot of money. Make sure that boat isn't named the Blue Oyster.
Speaker: We already just.
Speaker: and a bunch of my, your, your father have a bunch of my friends because strangers act different. No, that's what I'm saying. Like a bunch of my dude, like a bunch of my bros, like Tony and me on said yacht as opposed to I'm not you. I don't know if I'm going to go with you too, motherfuckers. I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm gonna get to Jeff and we get Tony on a boat. If we get Tony on a boat, hey Tony, we're about to do white people shit. And you can't believe it. Get the fuck out of here, fuck this shit. The Titanic thing on the front of the boat. Come on, it'll be fun. Tony turns into a rose. Tony turns into a rose floating on that fucking door.
Speaker: Tony, we're gonna do some white people shit. Fuck. There's this abandoned island about three miles from me. Give me a hand glider with a sail on the top. I get the fuck back home. I'm not fucking with you. I guess what? Calm down. Calm down, G .I. Joe. You're like Cobra, man. Just disappearing. I gotta hit the fuck with this shit. Tony said, fuck this shit. I'm too black with this shit. I'm out. Tony's running away like Skeletor. Till we meet again!
Speaker: I'm gonna tell you like black sheep. I'll see you later unless I see you first. Hey Tony. Remember when I had a group of white people that went on a three hour tour? Yeah. Exactly. There might have been somebody black on that boat who just never told us. There were so many black on that boat they were like, wait, all these white people are me? Nah, I ain't going. I'm good. Yeah, no, he didn't get on the boat. He was like, uh -uh. He's like, oh, he's white boat? Nah, I'm good.
Speaker: I'm good, Gilligan. Fuck this shit. That few months, we still homies, Gill, but I'm out. Tony ain't going here. I'm rolling with Dave Chappelle. Fuck this shit. I'm going back with the player haters. Y 'all motherfuckers crazy. Just with him, Tony. You think, you think so.
Speaker: I have a question. Speaking of Gilligan's Island, do you think the professor, if he wouldn't have gone on the boat, would be massively rich now? Because that dude can do some serious inventing. I mean, he made a phone out of coconuts. Hill is not wrong. To go back, Dylan's not wrong. Hill is not wrong.
Speaker: We have way more, we have way more worries than body counts nowadays. This is true. Yeah, both. We got both. Tony got a word and they got COVID. I don't think, I don't think. It's susceptible. I don't think I've, you haven't had to worry about it. I don't think I've ever dated somebody who's had a lower body count than me. Yeah, but your body count is like three.
Speaker: My body count is your mom. Only in your dreams, baby. Only in your dreams. You go ahead and keep thinking that. I was a World War II soldier. She was in there. It was a dark and lonely night.
Speaker: Oh, sorry. This was a role play that was like 10. This is the role play we used to play. I just lost her with this dude. Trust me. I'm in double digits, but not by much.
Speaker: I'm pretty sure every woman I've ever dated Roman numerals don't count
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Speaker: It's not a lot, but I'm not ashamed of it. It's like, I mean, no, I don't think anybody should be ashamed of their body count. I mean, at the end, it should be ashamed of a low body count because those of us who tried to hang with our homeboys.
Speaker: But I mean, I've been to the playground a lot. I've been to the playground more times than I can. No woman should ever be ashamed of a little body count. That's what a male wants. No, no. I don't think any man or woman should be ashamed of a body count. No, not these days, no. No. And in all honesty, I don't think a man or a woman should be ashamed of a high body count. No, I don't think anybody should be ashamed of a body count. If you've got a high body count, that means you're in the band. Some should.
Speaker: Shut up, Jeff. No, but no. OK, but what's your idea of a high body count on a woman? More than 10. Most people, once you pass 10, it's too high. Sadie's got a high body count. Most people, once you pass 10, that's too damn many. Yes. You got a woman or a man and a woman. And spoiler alert to all you undercover freaks out there, oral sex and anal sex counts too, you little bitches.
Speaker: Yeah. Our oral sex. Our oral oral sex counts as as a double. Chris just double his counts. Four motherfuckers. Yeah. Giving the word received. Boom.
Speaker: Really? Both. I didn't know that color. I thought that it was real scary. Some people attribute their body counts to when they weren't the only person with that one person. Like if you were a transgender, I'd never count. I don't count. So I try to body count as actual penetration. Yeah, because eating ain't cheap. Or play. Some people count any sexual act. Because any sexual act in all my numbers are. Eating ain't cheap. I'm just saying.
Speaker: Oh! Chris just went from priest to bow. I went from Pope John Paul to Wilt Chamberlain. Fucking Rod Jeremy over here, Jesus. Fucking Gene Simmons in the building. Tony, honestly, you seriously count oral as sex?
Speaker: They will count any and every sex act because if a woman gave you a blowjob, if a woman gave you a blowjob, she gave a bunch of people a blowjob. I think that comes with an asterisk. If she gives everybody a blowjob, but she never allowed penetration, does she? But what if you got a lot of blowjobs from people?
Speaker: then you just got hooked up, you ain't done shit yet. Also, that don't count. So it's a double standard. However, wait now, you're in a relationship. So you got a blow job on the side. No, no, no, no, no. We're not talking about you. No, you did. No, you made cheating, Tony. You made cheating. If you made out another woman, did you want to say cheating on her? No, we're talking about, in general,
Speaker: outside of relationships. Let's say you're single. I'm in a relationship and I, let's just say, y 'all didn't mean to answer the question. A significant other. Somebody else oral, somebody gave them oral. Would you consider that cheating? If I'm in a relationship and that's cheating in general. But no, I'm talking about, I'm talking about
Speaker: If you're single, if you're single, give a dude a blowjob, that doesn't make you, that, that doesn't count. A female giving a dude. Well, I apologize. Before Tony freaks out. Yeah. I will scare Tony away. No, no. So hold on a second. He just got home.
Speaker: get her perspective if she did. No. So how are you going to say that if a woman gives you a blow job that counts on her body count, but it doesn't count on your body counts.
Speaker: You didn't let me finish. That's why I asked you. If you're using a relationship and somebody gave you oral, would she consider that cheating? Yes. If you're using a relationship and somebody gave her oral or she gave somebody else oral, would you consider that cheating? Yes. That's why I can't make this any clearer. Any sexual act, if you're in a relationship, if you do something in any sexual way or
Speaker: you kiss, whatever, it's cheating. As a matter of fact, in my opinion, if you emotionally give somebody else time, that's cheating, in my opinion. If I'm - No, I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying, Chris. So, like, if Nicky's talking with me about - No, no, no, no, no. Like, if Nicky and I, like, well, not if, but Nicky and I are in a relationship. Okay.
Speaker: And she's sitting here all day long when I'm at work before she goes to work and she's chit -chatting it up with some dude, some random ass dude. That's cheating in my opinion. Okay, I can see that. So yeah, if I'm in a, but I'm talking outside of a relationship in a single world, in a single environment, if you're out of, okay, so if I'm single and I go to a club and I meet somebody,
Speaker: or Jeff or you, Tony, any one of us. And we dip out in the parking lot, and she gives you the old Monica Lewinsky. Yes, she does. Are you saying that that counts towards her body count, but it don't count towards your body count? Because it's a double standard.
Speaker: right? I'm here for the ladies. I'm just saying no but I'm just saying if that is true. When you get a relationship or you're getting it and you're getting a situation. You're saying it on the relationship. Because when I said that it counts, it's because when people get a relationship, any type of sexual interaction counts. Well, yeah, it counts as cheating. If you're in a relationship, we're talking. He said eating ain't cheating. He said eating ain't cheating. That's where I was coming from. Jeff said that but he's also in an aspect. Yeah, I'm an asshole. Don't listen to Jeff.
Speaker: That's called a cop -out, correct? Because Jeff's been the ooky cookie at the Peacocky Hall for the last 21 years in Cancun. And he's also been eating ass down in Cancun at the same lady boy bar that Ron White went to for 10 years before he realized he was in Hawaii. He was in Hawaii. Whatever. Yeah, see? Tony watched the White guy stand up.
Speaker: three times a week for two
Speaker: look at his face when he said this. I was like, I've got so big of an eye. Sadie said, no, I just don't. No, I just don't. Sadie. I said Sadie over there. Oh, shit. God love it. You can't compare Sadie. Don't let anybody tell you differently. You can't compare cheating to
Speaker: to a body to a body count because because because the original question was Do you have a problem if your partner has a higher body count than you and and and then you know And I said my body counts in my opinion is not very high, but then you said oral counts it'll any sexual I count so that's what I said does I mean so if if
Speaker: If I'm out in the club and I'm single or Jeff's single or you're single or whatever, and a lady or in Jeff's case, a lady boy gives you the old Monica Lewinsky in the parking lot. You can't trust that these days no more either. Well, yeah, it ain't wrong. Well, you see what happened? Well, did Eddie Murphy go looking for that?
Speaker: We don't know. We really don't know what's in the grass. We don't know. Wasn't Hugh Grant caught up in that or was it just a hooker? I don't know. No, I think that was just a hooker story.
Speaker: Well, according to all those rules and rumors, they've been they want to be both people matter of fact, like all factual matter of fact. Yeah, they are. No, but but Burke Crichter was talking when he met Will Smith. Will Smith was like, let's go to the movies. And and Burke and Burke's dad was like, I think he wants to fuck you.
Speaker: And Burke's like, what are you talking about? He just wants to go to the movies. He's like, you got to remember, he's famous. He gets so much pussy that it gets old, he wants to fuck a straight dude. He wants to fuck your baby birdie. Yeah, so you never know when it comes to these celebrities. It could get old getting pussy that easy. To who? To celebrities. You got to think about it. Take Eddie Murphy, for instance. How much pussy did that dude get back in the 80s?
Speaker: How much probably can you probably still get? Yeah, exactly. So you don't think it in. I don't care how rich. I mean, I'm going to go ahead and make this statement right now. Oh no, I 100 % agree. I'm just saying. I don't care how rich I get, how famous I get. There is never going to come a time where I'm going to look at a dude and go.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm going to suck that all. I wonder what he looks like in a wig and dress. I bet I hate that shit. I probably hate that shit. Right. I'm not doing that. How drunk are you? Unless you're Tom Brady. Or Ryan Reynolds. Or Ryan Reynolds. Actually, I don't want to fuck Ryan Reynolds. I just want to hang out with Ryan Reynolds. I do too. I want to hang out with him. I figure, in all honesty, after about two hours, I probably want to punch Ryan Reynolds in the face.
Speaker: I can see where, I can see that can happen. Cause you're like, you're getting way too sarcastic all the time. And I would have to remind him that I'm the champ as I hold my belt out of, out of my guitar case. Steve Buscemi is behind me. He was the biggest Sasquatch. And I smashed Ryan Reynolds in the face with my championship belt and go, yeah, I'm done.
Speaker: You can have Blake Lightably, you can have him. Or... But back to the subject to hand, I don't think, like as a single person, I don't think oral counts as a sexual act. I think it's just playing in the playground. That's what I said. It's foreplay. You're not actually riding the water slide?
Speaker: Yeah, you're just standing in line. You're standing in line. You don't go ride the water slides. You go to the water park and you do all the other attractions. Yeah, you're dipping your toe in the water. Yeah. I'm just saying because if sexual acts count, holy shit, my number just tripled. I'm a fucking god. You're no kidding. Call the fucking Hall of Fame.
Speaker: I'm not the champ anymore. I'm a god. Yeah. Small G. Bow down to me. Small Jesus. I am your god. I am your new messiah. I'm just saying. I need a robe. That counts. I got weird. I need a robe. And depending upon what you believe, I either I'm good with being the color I am or I need to go get a tan. Yeah. Have you seen that guy? There's a guy out there. He claims to be a god.
Speaker: No, no, he literally drives like really stupid, nice cars. He's tan. He's got a gray beard. Oh, what's his name? What's his nuts? No, no, not him. Oh, this guy, he's, he, people film him on TikTok. So, so, yeah. So, so back to the, back to the, back to the subject. And a single,
Speaker: metaverse scenario and a single I like metaverse multiverse and a single scenario is oral does does oral go as an addition to your body count?
Speaker: I think it's just a foreplay in general foreplay. Does that add on to your body count or is it actual sex? I think it's penetration. Well, I can have digital penetration. And Jeff, you get digital penetration. Shut up Chris. You know, you like it.
Speaker: I mean, you're okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Jeff, you were the greatest catcher pitcher could ever ask for it. I'm just saying. Call me Johnny Bench. Call me Johnny Bench, baby. No, but. Hey, get the back of the brown girl, boy. Yeah.
Speaker: me over this bench seat. I just feed me, feed me daddy. I'm a baby bird. I think it I think it would like because there's there's the the uh what's the chasing Amy debate what what constant uh oral what constant sex. Oh and uh ladies there's no loophole in this discussion if you uh
Speaker: So, you know, a little back door action. That's been a gentleman that counts also. You are into that. It's 2023. We got to make sure we, uh, and ladies with dicks that counts. Yeah. And men with vaginas that counts.
Speaker: which is we're all inclusive here at nonsensical. Yes, yes, or play is not sex exactly. Yeah, I got a lady's perspective in here and I do say you know better lady because I've never known. You know better. I will never disrespect stages. I think she's amazing. She's my favorite Canton adian.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: I gotta give a shout out to Canada, man. I did give a sweater, Kenny, and that's probably one of the single greatest television shows of all time. That shit is fucking hilarious. The Amish people with the last name Dicks, holy shit.
Speaker: That fucking cracks me up. You'll find a couple of dicks. He comes up asking for his daughter, sir. There was whatever's over. Like, well, dicks left two loads on their mom. Can you believe it?
Speaker: I catch clips of that on fucking TikTok all the time and I'm like, oh, here we go. Say that again, I dare. They're the best ones. I said you're the best, Sadie's. And I got nothing but love for you. Yes. Maybe we can go to Connecticut. I do. I think Sadie's is absolutely the best. I think she's awesome.
Speaker: She puts up with my dumb shit and me fucking with Canada. Our least favorite Canadian is Trudeau. It's not like she's Texas. Could be worse, yeah. Things could be a lot worse. You could be Texas. Yeah. Or from Boston. Or a kangaroo. Or a black bear.
Speaker: I don't care how many videos you send me of swole kangaroos. I will be the kangaroo's ass. Dude, did you see the latest one where this guy's like, how to fight a kangaroo? He's like, if you push them, they lean back on their tail and they come back swinging, dude. All I got to say, all I got to say is, did you see the video where that kangaroo tried to rape that man's dingo and he hit that kangaroo with a right cross. And the kangaroo was like, motherfucker.
Speaker: that kangaroo was like the old ass city. Is it out yet? I want to see it. Waco, Texas. I want to see it. Yeah, yeah, well. I think I'm supposed to come out today or tomorrow or something. Oh, it's out? I might have to watch that too. Texas, I'm watching you. I'm going to laugh the first time you enter Texas and get your ass wet.
Speaker: There's just a line of people waiting for you at the Texas border. This is for what you said about Texas. You ever seen that video from the BBC? Slapping everybody? I'm trying to figure out a new video overlay where it says Texas with kangaroos, black bears. Picture Chris on his face just slapping motherfuckers.
Speaker: This could be me when I landed in Texas walking through the airport. That video cracks me up. Is it good? Is it good? The Waco docu -series? I think it just came out because I put it on my like reminder. It's supposed to remind me when it comes out. Just some things. I will fight the Boston accent too.
Speaker: I'm just hearing it in my head right now. How does such a beautiful city
Speaker: It is a gorgeous city and the architecture is amazing, Boston. Fuck your teams and fuck your act. I just don't understand how such a beautiful city. I'll move to Boston as long as I can mute every place. Gorgeous city, gorgeous architecture. And you're given that accent.
Speaker: Well, you know, this Jesus off is what you did, Boston. The Lord came up with those hands. Jesus don't like you, Boston. God does not hand out with two hands. You can have this and this. We're keeping this back, I'm just saying. It's just like, here you go, Boston. You're going to have all... He didn't give me grades, but he didn't give me heights.
Speaker: Brains are debatable. Yeah, exactly. Met Man, Kanye West. Brains are debatable, Jeff.
Speaker: He gave me memorization skills. Are we erasing the last 20 some odd years? OK, so he gave me memorization skills because I basically spat off the same thing. He gave you, you really got the short end of the stick. I did, right? Well, he made me white, so that counts. I get the white privilege. Tony.
Speaker: Tony, you've been out of the conversation too long. I'm trying to drag you back in. That's all you tell me. I got training tomorrow all day. No fun, Tony. You're really eager to just let me run with that one, aren't you? Just pump your fist on Sunday nights.
Speaker: trying to think what else I got going for me. I don't have a lot. I have my health, that counts. Hold on, first thing that matters, can't be anybody else without it. So I'm going to get rid of my answer. Yeah, it's about that time. God damn. It's 9 o 'clock here.
Speaker: All I gotta say is, uh, you know, we don't get an invite anymore on Sundays. No, Tony. The champ.
Speaker: No, you're not. I don't get an invite on Sundays anymore. You did get an invite this past Sunday. I did not get an invite this past Sunday. I did not get an invite this past Sunday night. No, no, no. Sunday night.
Speaker: You don't want to be there for that one. Well, no, because Smoke doesn't like to be called out. I love him to death, but he doesn't like to be questioned. Why? Why has men in fashion have to be a black versus white thing? That's fine. I don't know if that could move more than once. I'll be like, yeah, you come on. I don't know about that one. That one area. I wouldn't recommend it. He's turned into.
Speaker: I won't have spoke to death, but I mean, like, literally, why do you black? I'm like, I think white dudes just like that, too. Wait, what was the question? It was men's fashion and dating her a couple of things I would say. I would say if I'm wrong, it's just because I hadn't seen it. And the damage wasn't advertised. What's that? If I'm wrong about that. About what?
Speaker: You were there. Then the trend started after. What trend? What the topic was. Oh my god, Tony. Just dangle it out there. Just tell me the fucking topic. Only for winter. Or unless you get the gym. That's for everybody. Yeah, I was going to say it. The gym. Getting drunk. No, just seriously. What's the trend? The initial topic in conversation was great.
Speaker: Um, but then it merged into. I wish smoke would come up here so we could bring it up on here. Cause I'm not afraid to go down that road on our show. Smoke just tells me to shut the fuck up on his show because I'm the white guy.
Speaker: Well, no, but not knowing the topic, I would easily say a lot of culture is based on what... Not everything has to be a certain culture versus another culture. And that's what every episode is turned into. And I get told to shut up when I show up. It's just like, okay, well,
Speaker: There's a reason why I don't jump onto these other shows. I'm just saying. I love Smoke to Death. I absolutely, I love them to death. I'll support his shit. I get in there. I like it. I comment it. I try to show him love and everything like that, but... It's his show. Some of us have actually lived in both worlds and not only lived in one world our entire life. I wanna go skydiving. Good luck with that.
Speaker: What the hell are you saying? He wants to go skydiving. Well, go ahead. Practice off the roof right now. Chris said practice off the roof. Grab a sheet and jump off the roof. Very poppin' section. Grab an umbrella. Grab a sheet off your bed and jump off the roof. But there's a lot of pot, there's a lot of streamers who go down that road. It's not just smoke.
Speaker: No, but it's become the favorite topic of everybody. So low hanging fruit like politics. Yeah. And I love smoke. Don't think it's me casting shade on smoke. No, it's not casting shade in general. It comes down to - I love smoke. I like Star Child. I think she's awesome. I think Tenderoni is awesome. Obviously - Tenderoni, not Tenderoni.
Speaker: What is it? I'm drinking. You've been around almost for two years. Stop fucking drinking. I haven't been around her that long. I've only been on like a couple episodes with her. Jeff, I heard you watched the World of Daniel season last season. It's held. Season 10 was supposed to be last season. They keep bringing it back. Sadie, I can tell you that. Season 11 is done and then my daughter informed me that in
Speaker: like a whole bunch of spin -offs are coming out. Yeah, I told you the three spin -offs is the Darryl Dixon story, then they're going to follow Carol and they're going to follow somebody else. It's Carol and somebody, and then I think Michonne and somebody, and then Darryl gets his own show. Yeah. I'm Darryl. This is my brother, Darryl. The only problem I have with season 11 so far, I've only been able to see like six episodes. Season 11.
Speaker: I was done after they killed Abe. You have a weird affliction with liking a character when they're gone. You're like, ah, I'm fucking done with the show. Yeah, I get attached. Yeah, we noticed. Abe was awesome. Oh, no, I'm not saying he wasn't.
Speaker: There's other people on the show. That little goofy bastard. He should have died. He should have died in the first season when he came. The fact that Glenn lasted as long as he did. When he came, he didn't actually even make it out of the first, like, four pages of the book. When he showed up in the first season after he got that Camaro and he drove up to the camp with that alarm bar, he could have been killed. Shane should have shot him deadass in his face. It wasn't a baro. Whatever the fuck it was. It was a red star. Whatever. I don't care, Jeff.
Speaker: He should have been a shot in the face. Oh, no, I agree because he literally brought everybody to him. Yeah, they had a good thing going. They had a nice camp. They were out in the middle of the woods, water, food, you know, they had it off mom. So Abe getting killed is Glenn's fault. I'm sad. It's almost done.
Speaker: Get ready for all the get ready for all the spin -offs No, I haven't seen it yet several hours a week I get tired of talking to you that sounds like a you problem I
Speaker: You don't get tired of talking to you because you never end the show like you're supposed to. I'm tired of talking. I just get tired of talking to Jeff. Chris just likes to hear himself talk. I just like to look at Jeff because I remember back when I got old man. He knew back when I teach him who Daddy was. And I feed him like a good little baby bird. Of fear of the walking dead? Doesn't that follow the guy with the staff?
Speaker: It's, I believe that the fear of the walking dead is like the very beginning of the zombie. Well, from my understanding, you follow the one guy that left. He carried like a wooden staff. Yeah, no, I don't. I don't know. I can't remember his name. He kind of looked like Tony Paulhead.
Speaker: how I imagine Tony in the walk. Don't just can't stop with the bullshit. The character is black and he's bald headed. But he's also a badass. I thought he was off the show already. Well, no, he leaves the show and, and, and apparently from what I understand is he actually stars in the fear of the walk again.
Speaker: dude's a badass like doesn't use a knife doesn't use a gun uses a fucking bowstaff like a fucking billy like he's fucking donatello from the teenage yeah like a fucking badass dude i hate to break it to you but both of you guys don't last long in the zombie apocalypse and you do yeah he's asked for is he gonna be the slowest runner yeah yeah i don't have to outrun the zombies i don't have to outrun the zombies i have to outrun you
Speaker: Hey, you remember in season one, when they, when they, when they chained Daryl's brother to the roof, cut his arm off and got away too. It's not about being the fastest runner in the zombie apocalypse, gentlemen. It's about being hurt. Yeah. What are you going to do? Are you fucking Forrest Gump? Are you just going to one day start running and then keep running?
Speaker: Well, see, I think I have a mild shot of surviving the walking dead. For the simple fact that I'm small and I can hide. How'd that work out for Glenn? He didn't even get killed by a zombie. He got killed by an asshole like me. He was talking shit. He got killed by an asshole like me. He was talking shit. I'm just saying. Only the strong surviving Glicks.
Speaker: I'm sorry, if you don't like Negan. That part was fucked up. Oh no, it was 100 % fucked up. Yeah, they killed Abe. Yeah. He's like, are you still trying to talk? You just took a hit.
Speaker: He's the greatest character on the walking that they killed him. But you know why he went after Abe? Abe was a badass. Abe was a fucking man. Yeah, and he presented a challenge. So once again,
Speaker: Oh, because I'm Glenn, you're fucking eight. We're both dead because at the end of the day, some asshole is going to be like, fuck these two. Yeah. This motherfuckers threat. This motherfucker. Well, he's just doing it. I say these. Have you read the books? Have you read that? I'm sorry. They're not books. They're graphic novels. Sorry, nerds. I'm a nerd too. I read the graphic novels. So you saw Abe's death coming. He didn't die like that in the books.
Speaker: Yeah, but it's so much better watching it die that way. Oh no, give it the chance. If it was one -on -one Negan and Abe squared up, Abe would have beat the fuck in the race on Negan. Yeah, 100%. And that's why I think Negan goes after him, even though he's doing the eating, eating my own thing. Oh, yeah, it was, it was, it was, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's, what was that? The Art of War. Yeah. You take out your greatest,
Speaker: you know, you take out your greatest opponent. Yeah. At the end of the day. I mean, it's like, if it was, if it was, if it was, if it came down to survival between the three of us and I had to take it and Tony, don't take this the wrong way. But if I, if it came down to survival and I had to take one of you two out, it would be Tony because he creates the greatest threat. He is my greatest threat. See, once again, I survive.
Speaker: No, I'm going to ultimately kill you. Oh. Oh, your ass out there, Jeff. Just because you don't ever shut the fuck up. You're probably going to be Glenn. I'm just going to kill you just because. That's what I'm saying. Either way, either way, I'm fucked. Either, either. But no, I mean, there's not a shot at Tony Dean in any way, shape or form. And I think Tony would do the same thing. You know, who, if it was an act of survival and he had to choose his, his,
Speaker: greatest opponent or who might cause the most problem, he would take me out if given the opportunity. Yeah. I ain't got to. All I gotta do is try to outrun y 'all.
Speaker: Or at the end of the day, Tony and I are just going to be friends and we're going to be like, we're trying to, Tony's going to be the guy with the tiger. Like, yeah, like I'm going to be like Tony. I'm going to be like Tony. We don't have to kill each other. Look at us. We can be Kings. We can be gods. Let's kill Jeff.
Speaker: I'm going to take back my previous statement. Chris is going to be the guy with the tiger calling him. Everybody calling him. Tony, we can be we can be gods. Let's go. Like everybody must call me champ. Just saying. Everyone will now refer to me as the champ. When you will refer to Tony D as Dutch. The entire mob. The entire mob just beat you for being stupid. Fuck that. I ain't calling him champ. Tony and I would be
Speaker: I don't know. We're like the accolades, man. He's Farooq, I'm Bradshaw. You don't get that reference. Google it. No, I don't. Google the APA. I'll take your word for it. We need to have team belts, Tony Deak. One day. I don't know. The snowfall is on. You don't want to go. I got to watch my damn show. What's on? Snowfall. What's snowfall?
Speaker: It's about how cocaine started in the United States. You should watch cocaine cowboys. Those documentaries are fucked up. Tony likes cocaine, that's what I heard. Hey, cocaine bear, calm down. It needs to bring another man down to make himself better.
Speaker: They're not bringing you down, Tony D. I literally just said that you and I would be gods in a post -apocalyptic world. It would be like the APA. You would be Farooq, and I would be Bradshaw. I've heard of the APA. I've heard of it. I don't know. I think I would go full on Darryl Dixon, though. Calm down, Spike Dudley.
Speaker: I don't know if Tony D. Tony D. Tony D. We're the Dudley's. The three of us are the Dudley's. You're Devan. I'm Bubba. Thank you everybody for coming to the show. These two motherfuckers is ridiculous. Jeff, Google the Dudley boys and WWE. Mike just took my phone. Just talking over us. I will holler at you all Monday since we ain't gonna be here Saturday.
Speaker: I told him for the 30 minutes ago, I got to do the work tomorrow. He's still alive. We do this all the time. If Chef has to leave, then I'm trying to be real about it. But damn it, you insist on motherfuckers leaving when they feel like because you want to see how long they're going to stay here. I mean, I would be lying if I didn't agree with you. But yeah, I kind of do want to see how long you're going to stay. But you can leave whenever you want. Yeah, I'll be good. Monday, right?
Speaker: I'll see you again man. Have a good weekend. Alright, y 'all be good. Yeah, I appreciate it bro. I just scribbled the deadly voice. Bye. **** this **** Yeah. Yeah. I see it. Joe, tell me that I'm not Bubba. He's do you want it and you're
Speaker: Did you see all three of them together? No, I don't see the two. Okay. Look up, look up. I see all three of them now. Get a video of the Dudley's together, put our faces on them. Tell me that's not the three of us. We are the Dudley boys. I'm gonna create a picture. I'm Bubba.
Speaker: Tony's D1 and your spike. We'll be here. I have some kind of cool mullet hair going on. No, just put our faces. That one, I'm clarifying. Oh shit, that's fun. Where's my face swap at?
Speaker: Oh shit. Dude, I'm so excited for Friday. It's fucking ridiculous. I have, I have Friday off. Thank God. I got Friday off too. I was forced. My boss said, look, you've been fucking busting ass for weeks. Your wife's coming home. Fucking take the day off. Well, we're tomorrow night when Nikki gets off work, we're driving to PA. Okay.
Speaker: Yeah, we're going up there this weekend. Her sons, her oldest boys, best friend, which everybody, kind of like us being back home, everybody grew up there and never left. And that's kind of how it is where, honestly, it's kind of like how it is. All Nicky's friends, they all went to school together. They all live in the same area. They all have kids. Their kids went to school together.
Speaker: Right. But her son's best friend is getting married this weekend. Oh, nice. Her son's flying in from Italy. He's stationed out there. He's in the Air Force. Oh, OK. Coldest boy. So we're going to the so originally we were going to drive over there tomorrow night and go to the and go go meet him at the airport. But we're just going to go to her house there and we're in that little town they're from.
Speaker: Right? Really a little town, but it's a little bit smaller than Nurt. Actually, it's probably about the half the size of Nurt, but it's like one of those little towns. Um. And then we got the wedding Saturday. But we're going to, you know, we got up a day early, so I'm all so tomorrow night I gotta or tomorrow I gotta come home and I gotta pack. I am going to take my computer with me. Because I think Friday.
Speaker: She's going out to her parents' house. And I don't know if I'm quite yet invited. She don't know if you're invited. They have not met me. We're not too pleased with the fact that she moved to Ohio and didn't tell anybody. Yeah, you're fine. Plus, her dad already hates me because he's a Steelers fan. I'm a Browns fan. And yeah, that'll work. Oh, Jeff. Yeah.
Speaker: You gotta tell me if you can see this. So I'm making another nonsensical nonsense purchase. Okay. Where the hell is that? Bye buddy. Love you. I'll see you in the morning. What the hell is it at?
Speaker: I know I took screenshots of it. You can I talk a lot. Yeah, right. So, you know, I was telling you guys I was buying the the circuit and that's the printer for. Are the right press for
Speaker: Yeah. The first thing she has to take me. What are you doing? What? What the **** is that? A hoodie? She's going to make me a hoodie that that says F's given on the back and then a giant zero. Nice. The hell is it at? That's **** ****
Speaker: Well, anyways, I found a, uh, I'll baby girl. You're alive on nonsensical nonsense. I don't, because we're still alive and you called me. Fair enough. About time. I think I've ran out of beers.
Speaker: Oh, how the hell do you do that? Cause your boyfriend's an alcoholic. And I was going to say, let's do the math on that. I should not drink tea and shag it 10 o 'clock at night. Shut up, Jeff. Stop agreeing with her. Well, yeah, you've also been at work all night and I've been hosting a podcast for four hours and drinking for four hours.
Speaker: Don't be a sissy. Oh, she just called you a pussy. See Jeff, this is why you die first. Wait, why is Jeff dying first? He's the weakest link. Basically, Tony and I have established the fact that if we don't kill each other and we team up in the post -apocalyptic world, we're gods.
Speaker: That's what you said. Tony never agreed to that, I'm just saying. Eventually, I will have to kill Tony. Yeah. Let's be honest. Often. I mean, can you not, though? I mean, you cannot deny the inevitable. Inevitable? Inevitable. You're just mad. If you kill somebody, then you're going to die.
Speaker: Not in post -apocalyptic world. Have you never seen Mad Max? You're out. I don't know. Oh, shit. I am out of beer. Well, that's a bummer. Blame. I'll just go to bed. No, you're not. No, I got it. Be at home. I got to eat some. You haven't eaten yet? Not dinner. No, I've been doing the vodka.
Speaker: Well, because I'm her. If I was like my co -host, we would still just be three idiots talking and nobody listening. Check your stats, Chris. I just sent you the picture.
Speaker: You gotta clean it up. Alright, don't. I know. That's that's just that's why I didn't post it yet. I mean, yeah, don't post it. I gotta I gotta take the I gotta take the shoulders off of basically every. You gotta take the shirts and all that stuff out. Yeah, I gotta I'm gonna redo them. No. So, not that you even understand this reference. I made a reference before Tony left and I said that the three of us are like the Dudley boys from wrestling.
Speaker: Bubba Ray's a white guy. D1's a black guy. And then they have their little brother Spike. They're all brothers. And then they have their little brother Spike. And I said, that's the three of us. And Jeff didn't understand it because he doesn't watch wrestling. So I told him to Google it. He Googled it and lost his mind. So I told him, I said, you've got to get a picture of us together and put our faces on their faces.
Speaker: So I did like a rough job. Yeah. You gotta edit it and, and, and make it fit good. Yeah. And then send it to me and I'll post it on Snapchat or not on Snapchat, Instagram. Nice. You've heard of the Dudley boys. Welcome to the nonsensical boys. But
Speaker: Alright, I'll be here. Alright, I love you. I love you too. Bye. Bye baby girl. I love you too. She hung up. Sounds about right. Shit. What the **** are we talking about? Yeah, I know. Tell me, I mean, tell me, the Dudley Boys is not a perfect representation of the three of us. Oh, 100%.
Speaker: I'm literally editing photos. Yeah. You gotta, you gotta like, you gotta clean it up and make it look good and send me the picture and I'll put it on like our Instagram and Facebook page and all that stuff. I just gotta, I gotta edit yours, your photo and then add it to the pictures. Cause I already did, I already removed Tony's shoulders and now I have to find you a fucking
Speaker: Probably because I have like 400 ,000 pictures on my fucking phone. You know what I might do this week? Again, I might go get my tattoo. Do what? I might go get my tattoo this weekend. Which one?
Speaker: Your gay pride the one I say you guys the bear no, I already got Yeah, my bear My tribute to my grandmother Okay Just let this render nice Okay, I think I got this fixed
Speaker: Now I have to go into photo on photo. Create a new one. I'm gonna do the extended show. That one. That one. Photo overlay plus. No. Yeah, that's the one I want.
Speaker: Oh, that looks so much better. Those fucking videos drive me nuts. Some of them are actually really cool. Oh no, I have seen a couple good ones where you're like, yeah, I get it. Okay, I think I got this. Shit, that was the wrong one. Wrong one and totally.
Speaker: And shrink his head down, shrink his head down, shrink, fucker. And I just moved my head. Damn it. I see you, TikTok. I see you, TikTok. You're going to only you give love to videos and slide them into the algorithm when they use your sounds. You don't like original content creators, right?
Speaker: I don't know, my new thing has been stitches. Okay. I see you. That cryptid. Oh, I've got videos, man. I've got... Well, you know, when you're the champ and... You can throw videos together relatively quick with ease.
Speaker: Okay. Check your Snapchat in three, two, one. Check your Snapchat.
Speaker: Nice. That's awesome. That removing the background tool is so much easy, so easy. And then I have the app that I use called Photo on Photo. Hey, yeah. Hosted. Ladies and gentlemen. Yeah. Hold on. My camera might show up better. This is very bright.
Speaker: Nonsense. Nonsense is the Dudley boys. Did you send that to me? Hold on. I'm going to do something else. I got something else for you. Hold on. Well, I got that one. Uh oh. Sounds like Mama's home. Mama's home soon.
Speaker: All right. Ladies and gentlemen, Jeffrey. Hold on one second. Oh, God, Jesus. What are you going to end the show with tonight, man? Oh, surprise me. We got a getaway car. Good night.
Speaker: Night. Love you. Love you. So see you. Did you let mama know not to forget to get you guys off? Yeah. I called her. She answered. So then she texted me and I told her. Okay. I will see you guys. Well, I'll see your brother and sister in the morning, but I'll see you Monday after school. Okay. Stay up on your homework. I will.
Speaker: We got Blacktop Mojo featuring Dylan Willer, Getaway Car, Why, Man in a Box, Signal's Gone, Hunger Strikes, She Tucks the Angels, Next Bullet, Hemorrhage, By a Field. She Tucks the Angels is a good song. That's a great song and we haven't done that in a hot minute. So let's check your snap. Checking my snap.
Speaker: OK, so I can work. I can work with that. There you go. Oh dude, OK, OK. Not that you got to do it right now as we're into the show, right? But can you redo it and do all caps and play with the font? Yeah, I'll find a good phone. Yeah, and I was thinking about putting it above us as well as opposed to put it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put it above it. Put it above us and then at our knees put podcast. Yeah, OK. Yeah, that worked. Yeah, I can work on that.
Speaker: That's awesome. As you see, it's that fast. Yeah. So let's go ahead and wrap the show up. Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate it. Oh, my goodness. There's a gorgeous redhead in my hallway. He has a smile. Mm -mm -mm. Some things I'll do to her. Well, I'll tell you what. I'm body bag every bit of leopard right there. I'll tell you. Hey, baby bird, come here and let Danny feed you.
Speaker: We're in the show. Huh? Yeah, no, we're in the show. We do appreciate y 'all listening. We'll extend the version for a Wednesday night. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully, you enjoyed the show. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Hang out with us live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays, 6 PM on
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Speaker: We will see you guys Monday. We won't be here Saturday. We are taking the weekend off. Jeff's wife, he is coming home. I am out of town and Tony can't run the show without me. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. But no, we'll be back Monday with a brand new episode. Same now, since school time, same now, since the channel, a couple options on this, by the way.
Speaker: Yeah. Let's yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Give me a couple options with the fun until then join a little blacktop Mojo deck over. She talks to angels. Check out blacktop Mojo on all social media where he was trained music at blacktop Mojo and check out their tour date. Cause them boys is always on tour and they might be coming to a town to interview and you should totally check them out. Check your snap. Checking.
Speaker: Boom, playing music.
Speaker: She never mentions the world of texture The love of the Son of God Yeah, she'll tell you she's your father The love's loving me perfect
Speaker: She paints her eyes as black as night now And pulls those shades down tight She gives a smile when the pain comes The pain could've made everything alright
Speaker: She says she talks to ages Call her out by her name Oh yeah, she talks to ages Call her out by her name
Speaker: She gives a like of hell in her pocket And wears a cross around The like of hell is from a little boy And the curse is so dear It's not enough, not enough
Speaker: She says she talks to ages Call her out by her name She talks to ages Call her out by her name She doesn't know the love of
Speaker: Not that I don't see Yeah, to her it ain't nothing But to me, yeah, me It's everything She says she talks to angels
Speaker: Yes, they all know the name Yeah, yeah, Angel Call her out by her name
Speaker: I heard that's a good way to end the show right there. A little black top. Appreciate you guys listening. Appreciate you guys hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show tonight. We'll be back Monday with a brand new episode. Tony and I will be here doing what we do. I do have some things in store for a little Tony D action because Jeff will be here until next Saturday. Right, dude? Correct. I don't think I'm going to wait.
Speaker: Well, maybe one of the topics. I'll wait until next Saturday. Where's I think he's going? Oh, his prostitute. I mean, life is coming home. Why is he going smacking? Hey, Jeff. Do you like the green or the yellow? I don't like the green. OK. Do you like the yellow? I like the yellow. Maybe.
Speaker: Maybe maybe like a black or a red to go with the camouflage that they're wearing Okay, okay probably lean more towards black because all the reds that they have when you do a black black background Yeah, mostly black background that actually looks good the black might not but you might not show up I
Speaker: Yeah, here, check out this red one. Don't forget, check us out in the meantime, before we come back. It's a long wait before you guys see us again. Yeah. So go ahead and check out the Spotify and all the places you listen to podcasts, check out our social media. I'll be posting on social media all weekend. I got, I got stuff in the reserves. I'll be posting on our social media.
Speaker: I'm gonna go ahead uh probably that last one. I just sent a red looks fucking dope by the way Okay. Yeah, I like the red Yeah, yeah, I like the red And I like that font but uh, you know permanent marker by the way What's that? It's called permanent marker. Yeah. No. Yeah, I know what that fun is but um I'll be I'll be posting the new episodes friday on spotify And until next time
Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, and the words of Jeffrey, be good. Or be like the champ and be good at it. This is why I get
