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Speaker: In a world where consensus is as elusive as a unicorn, polar opposites like Donald Trump and Joe Biden find common ground.
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Speaker: It's not for the faint -hearted, but for the brave souls who dare to be part of the show to add their voices to the chorus of hilarity. In a nutshell, the Nonsenseical Nonsense podcast is more than just a podcast. It's a phenomenon, a celebration of the absurd and the amusing. It's where words may be hard, but laughter is easy. So tune in and prepare to be entertained by the masters of Mirth, Glick, Jeff, and Connor. Welcome to the world of Nonsenseical Nonsense.
Speaker: time. That's yes. Perfectly ladies and gentlemen, that is why I am the man, the myth and the legend. It is what it is, but it's true bitches. Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. It is Saturday. Hopefully you assholes had a great week and you're enjoying your weekend. I know
Speaker: Hold one, salty pickle, hold on one second. I gotta wait for, I don't know where the fuck Jeff went. We'll get the link up here in a second. Show literally just started. Hold on there, salty pickle. Anywho, welcome, welcome. Happy Saturday. It is nonsensical nonsense. Jeff is somewhere. I don't know why this guy waits until the show starts. We've been hanging out for 45 minutes to disappear, but he did and he does. Connor just showed up right as I was hitting the go live button.
Speaker: but I'm here. It's hard to find good help these days, I swear. You're working up the wrong tree there, salty pickle. I am the champ, get it? We're going to come out here and show everybody my winner. Anyways, Jeff and Connor are here, but fuck those guys. I'm right here. I'm the most important person.
Speaker: The champ. Click in the building, though. Connor is here. Jeff is somewhere. God only fucking knows where he is. He probably got kidnapped by the cartel at this point. Guys, I got to do my podcast. Oh, oh, shit. All right. That's nonsense. She should do it as a any who. We are live on YouTube, Facebook and Twitch. Don't forget you can check out all of our other social media, Facebook, Instagram.
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Speaker: So this is how you start a Saturday. Apparently I, uh, nobody's here. Nobody's do their jobs. It is Saturday. Speaking of which drop that it is Saturday. That means it's an open door challenge. That means we dropped the link in the chatters box, drop the link in the chatters box. And we invite the chatters box to join us on the show.
Speaker: if you are horrible enough dropping the link now speaking of liquid ivy this guy had to go get his Stanley because he actually has a vagina and he's a Stanley enthusiast and he's got his liquid ivy what flavor you got there? uh the acai berry that's probably my favorite flavor for it by them you didn't say it right though
Speaker: It's I say no. Yes. No, it's like that. Yeah. Put some bass in your chest. So the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. All right. Sorry for the camera. Yeah, we need cameras because we don't want to see your salty pickle. Yeah, right. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: You do all that talking. You do all this talking. Look at you. This is you salty pickle. Look, link. It's hard to give me that. It's hard to take the champ out when. Well, then drop the leg and you're about to be the ex champ. This isn't even sure. All that and you don't want to turn on your camera. All that and you don't even have a camera. Yeah. Lee, look at this guy.
Speaker: Can't bring you up and out of camera and without a way to tell George Foreman Grills also, question mark, what? No, George Foreman Grills looks like they're awesome. No, you're wrong. George Foreman Grills fucking said it. They were cool when they came out. Yeah, when they came out back in 1955. I don't have a George Foreman Grills, never mind. I don't know what the hell that little grill thing that I have is. Well, it's basically the George Foreman Grills. It drains off the grease.
Speaker: But it's it's a it's the knockoff version. Yeah, I've had a couple of knockoff It's like I did not mix that up enough. Holy shit. I'm chewing liquid ivy right now
Speaker: Oh, it's strong. It tastes good, but it's strong. It's nice. It's nice of you guys. I mean, we were a half hour late starting the show. It's nice of you guys to and then in turn be 10 minutes late when the show started. Excuse me. Look at you. First of all, it's all these groceries and they just happen to show up right as we start figures.
Speaker: It's always seven ish and then the show is never on until 7 30. So, don't tell me I'm late. Don't tell me I'm late. We were working on things before the show. I told you guys I want to start getting back in my habit of starting to show it. Oh, no. I 100 % agree. I would like to. Uh anyways, you gotta get a camera action working there, buddy. Are you just going to hang out there backstage all day? Or are you just going to get kicked off? It's going to be it's going to be real
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: I mean, you don't even have a camera, you you goofy bastard. You're not you cannot sit in the comments in the private. I'm a champ, but you can't be the champ if you don't have a fucking camera. And I'm sorry. Speaking. We did. How many episodes off our phones before we got laptops? I've had a lot. You did. You did a couple of episodes on your phone. No, I didn't. I have speaking when you got engaged, you were on your fucking phone. Yeah, I wasn't on the fucking. That's what I meant. That's what I meant.
Speaker: and it's not that hard to turn on on the camera phone i'm just saying uh speaking of the champ by some i would like to i would like to okay everybody everybody in the chat and every and you guys here on the show a happy 316 day in an honor of 316
Speaker: Hell yeah, and that's the bottom line cuz click said so Yeah, because it's actually cool that's not cool fucking virgin
Speaker: it's
Speaker: Why would I? That's exactly what I just fucking said, Glick. It's like no one fucking cares. Yes, no one's going to. We're not going to end the fucking stream just to come join you on yours. This is a podcast we do every Saturday night. You dumb dumb. Yeah, you fucking douchebag. Hold on a second. Let's let's let's let's inception this bullshit, shall we?
Speaker: Going here. I got to enter the studio. Guys, talk amongst yourselves. Talk amongst ourselves. All right. Jeff, how's your how's your business? Doing well. Doing good. This is favorite subject. Yeah, that's exactly why I brought it up. Talk amongst yourselves. OK. I'll be right back. I'm going to yell at my neighbor. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. Well, anyhow. Happy Saturday, everybody.
Speaker: I for one have had a pretty damn good day. I got my hair cut I went to the park with my kids. We had a fun time My daughter is currently I think she's breathing Yeah, she's breathing Dude so she's got a big old playpen That we put her in so that I can do chores around the house during the day while Nicky ain't here I don't have to try and chase after her ass and Yeah, it's you know the play penitentiary
Speaker: and the
Speaker: That's why I can't sleep on the couch. Yeah. Well, I can't wait to sleep on the couch. Then I'm going to grab a pillow and a blanket and a mattress pad and go out to the car, sleep in the goddamn front. Oh, a hundred percent agree. I can't, I can't sleep on the couch because well, not only that it's my living room doesn't have the air conditioning. So if I slept on the couch, I would have just wake up in a pile of sweat. It's, it's too. My wife.
Speaker: Fucking kills me during the summer. She's turn off the AC. Like, no, you're not poor. It's not even about being poor. I don't want to sleep in my own sweat puddle puddle. No, I don't. I don't care. Like, like that. Exactly. And it's I have and I'm not trying to. Where's my phone? We're not fucking broke. We can turn on the goddamn. It's not even it's not about the money.
Speaker: I gave you guys the keys, Kevin. It's not, but she's like turn off the AC so that we can save so that we can save money. We don't need to save money. I want to be cool. Yeah, I don't want to be sweating while watching TV at two o 'clock in the afternoon. Yeah, well, yeah, exactly. I don't want to sit here and sweat my ass off. I have to go grab this cat. I got to take some pussy. Shoot it. Shoot it. You have no idea. Oh, shit. He just ran underneath me.
Speaker: that the
Speaker: Yeah. There's days where I'm like, you know what? You ever seen a cat microwave would be kind of funny, but no, like work wise work is actually going really good. I actually reminds me, uh, when are you opening? So I just submitted my FFL. Um, we are moving hopefully early April.
Speaker: and the garage
Speaker: Yeah, so Nikki has she's gotten me in contact with a few people who have antique rifles that they want to get refinished and and fixed up. I got to replace the bolt on one. I'm going to replace the wood finish on another. And then my my barber actually is he wants to get his
Speaker: his AR -15, cerakoted, and neon pink, yellow, and green. So we just stop this and restart the whole show and just throw this out the window and scrap it at this point? It's such a brick! I mean, brick!
Speaker: Saturday night and I, and I'm like, Hey guys, can I have a conversation? Let me go deal with this. He's he's doing, he's doing shit. And he asked me a question. I asked him a question and we're talking about it just because you have no interest. It's like you talking about football. Somebody else might be interested in it. We're finding out about each other's lives. So my barber gave me a haircut. It was a nice day. I went out and laid it in the grass.
Speaker: And I threw my baby in a dumpster. I mean a cage while we were outside. Well, I don't. You know better.
Speaker: I did that on purpose just to piss you off. I went over to deal with our friend little Mr. Salty Pickle and wow, you should check out that YouTube channel. I thought we had special needs. Then I dropped the comment. I said, well, well, well, this isn't just a short bus express. Oh, you must be the British noodle in the noodle box, huh, buddy?
Speaker: My daddy always told me I wasn't the brightest bulb in the knife drawer. It is it is Saturday. It is Saturday. It's 316 day. It's it's tomorrow. Saint Patty's Day. Got my dude tomorrow is Saint Patty's Day. Ireland forever. That's why Nikki needs to pick me up some Jameson. Good Lord. I asked her if I could go grab some Jameson and she was like. Green bait. I'm trying to quit dude. That's full.
Speaker: The cravings are terrible. It's worse than trying to quit cigarettes. I'm trying to quit too. I just bought two new ones today and I just put a brand new coil with this one. So I've got, uh, I've got like three bottles of juice for it, but yeah, I'm totally trying to quit. I'm using the fucking pouches and everything. I'm just honestly, I'm just trying to wean down off of the nicotine level. I would like to get to back where I had zero nicotine and I just had the juice.
Speaker: Cause I, well, at that point it's pointless though. Yeah. But I love the flavor. So that's the only reason I was doing it. Like back in the day, vape and chill. I had no nicotine in them. I just liked the flavors and it's, they're super easy to make. I mean, I was actually on the verge of learning to make my own. It's literally two ingredients. Yeah. And then you get your artificial flavoring. I was going to send some, some artificial or some, some, uh, bait juice at one point in time.
Speaker: it's all natural. It tastes like my unborn children. How do your unborn children taste? Where's Chase at so I can ask him? I don't know. My assumption is he's he's he's working. He's got them Gulag after last weekend. Or yeah, Jesus Christ.
Speaker: Either that or I can't, I genuinely, I can't believe that he was on the podcast while doing CQ because he was genuinely working. Yeah. That's what blew my mind. I was like, Oh boy, that work in his, in his cammies. Cause we don't say fatigues anymore. Uh, yeah, that was, I was, I was impressed. I try, I intentionally tried to never do that. That's, that's when I would just be in the comments and stuff.
Speaker: Yeah Because it's hard. It's hard when you're in the military and you're talking about it and everybody sees you in your uniform And you know that you're in the military like how'd you day you're like, oh dude? I just want to shit all over my leadership is so fucking bad But I know that if I do I get in trouble blah blah blah. Yeah, and he's doing this at work. I'm just like Okay
Speaker: Let me distance myself from that. Your career, not mine. Yeah. Mine's already over. They're paying me for life. It's nothing's going to change. Uncle Sam's a prick. Yeah, fuck him. Oh, OK. So everybody's gone now. So anyway, so you were saying about about work, Jeff.
Speaker: you know, at the end of the day, I really don't need those two. Let's be honest. They're dead weight that I'm just carrying. So welcome to nonsensical nonsense, everybody. I'm Glick. No longer have Jeff and Connor on the show. I have fired them.
Speaker: You say you don't need us yet for the first, what, 55 minutes of the show, 24 minutes of the show, you were playing on your phone. Okay, first and foremost, it has not been that long. It's been 25 minutes. That's what I said, 25 minutes. You said 40. I know, but I was reading the clock. We have like eight minutes of intro videos.
Speaker: That intro video was pretty cool. I'll give you a problem. That was all me, by the way. Thank you. You were gone. I actually made that today. And then you popped up. And then you just left for another five minutes. So out of the twenty five minutes, congratulations for being on the show for all of four minutes. Hey, so eat my asshole. It's not it's not eating all time. Being here, but not being set by deck and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
Speaker: What's up, baby? Uh, no, I actually, so, so Connor, I was kind of telling Chris what happened. I sent Chris a TikTok video the other day that was, it was, you could take any podcast and make it an animated video. And I was like, you know what? It would be cool. I'm going to, I'm going to grab Glick's house of music. I'm going to put it into an animated form. It'll be funny.
Speaker: And according to the TikTok video, if you go to certain website, you can copy and paste the link to the YouTube video and it'll make it an animated video. So that's what I did. And apparently I was on the wrong site. So and I was like, well, I'm not going to search around for this fucking thing. I was like, I'm not going to search. So I started typing. This whole diatribe. Five hundred plus characters I typed out.
Speaker: and I did five different videos. And the video itself did not turn out really cool. So I just, I had to download the whole video, can't download just the audio. So I download the video, then put it through another app just to take out, just so I just had audio. Then I took it to another app, added the pictures with the audio and then created it. Your nonsensical nonsense is IT guy.
Speaker: Yeah, pretty much. That's, that's kind of scary. He's not really, let's be honest. You are the marketing guy. He made one video in the last seven months. Calm down.
Speaker: I do I do all the I do all the memes I do all the the in show prep on the fly There's no in show prep first and foremost on the fly Jeff I mean I could do that too in all honesty calm down You don't
Speaker: Only one who does anything on social media. So everything that goes on social media I create as we learned today I have access to the to the tick tock page because I kept using the wrong way to log in and I kept getting a Page we weren't using anymore And then when I used your phone number like we thought it was it went to your personal page And I was like, you don't want to be here
Speaker: You have had access to our social media since day one. You have logged on to our social media multiple times. I don't know what you're talking about. You just don't do anything. This is where the lies come out. This is where the lies come out. I had already planned on that. I had already planned on that. But every time that I post something,
Speaker: that I work on. You're like, Oh, you went too fast. You should have done this. So I sent it to you and I said, what are your thoughts? I tell you all the time, quality or for quantity? What I was. Yeah. See, but as you see, as you see quality, you did a good job. I don't do quantity. I do very, very, very, very good quality. Huh?
Speaker: You what? You do very good quality? Yeah, that's quality. That was a quality video I made. Okay. Yeah. Which is why I don't post videos. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Boys, boys. Hold on. Boys, I feel like I'm listening to my children fight. It's hysterical. But I gotta get a word in edgewise here. Send us to bed without dinner. Okay, well, that's fine. Fuck you.
Speaker: Yeah, Chris or Glick because nobody knows who Chris is Glick You can be as as as as whatever about you want shut up Jeff I'm trying to fucking have your back for a second Table
Speaker: Click he did a good job on that video. That was what I was trying to say He does a good job with the gifts and the memes that he makes some funny things with that. That's where I'm giving him props I'm not saying he does everything I tear with videos and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah That's why I said you're the marketing guy You do that shit and you post it all over Facebook and social media and you're great about it That's why I gave you props for that and I do nothing. I just show up when I want I
Speaker: I'm I'm good for 45 exactly. I thought that was hysterical. All I did was try to give Jeff props and and and and Glick props and you guys fought each other and it was hysterical Well ladies in general may I present exhibit a
Speaker: See nothing. A quality video. Mr. I .T. here. Take your time. Excuse me, bro. Can you complete this challenge? That's quality! First try, motherfucker! First try, motherfucker! First try! First try, motherfucker! First try! First try! You're not knowing the names right now.
Speaker: but I will do everything in my power to get that information. I'm not gonna lie, that did take too long. Quality. Ah, your future self is talking trash about you right now. Quality. Smells like winning. That's what it smells like.
Speaker: Oh wait, this is the one that you made and I said, let's post that on the, I can't speak. All I'm seeing is quality, sir. All I'm seeing is quality. Quality. Quality. I wish. You need to work on your use of the double chin. Quality. So, Satan used to work for God. What's your point? Quality.
Speaker: There's a lot of quantity going on. I got to be honest. And a lot of those videos, you look so much fucking older than you do on the podcast on a daily basis. I don't know what it is about you making videos of yourself. They age you. Oh, yeah. I don't use filters. Some of those were pretty funny. Some of those were pretty quality. He's kind of ugly, but you can't change that. That's unfixable. That's just how he is.
Speaker: I was born that way. There's nothing I can do about it. Right. Right. Now, I'll give I'll give this to you. He could have definitely posted a couple of those on the on the nonsense page. And it would have been funny and just added to it because he's one of the characters on the show. He's he's a character. We put him on. But other than that, he's got some quality quality. It's quality. I need to figure out how to.
Speaker: I mean, like this. This is just something fun to do. And I put it right on the page. I beg to differ. Gen X. See where you are. Well, trendy video, you know, put down. I didn't I didn't fucking hear this. Look at this fun little video I made with all three of us. Well, I can general. I did that video like six months ago. Look at me. Ultimate double or nothing.
Speaker: I'm gonna have such a good day today! We're all three of that. I stole videos. I do want to speed this video. I do like this video. This one's good. I like that. I do like that. I like how no one's watching us right now. It's kind of hurting my feelings.
Speaker: Usually we've got two or three people on here by now in the comments. See, look, I put that on there after I had to steal it from Jeff's goddamn page. Somebody call Scotland's king or queen. All this amazing content that I have created and put on our page.
Speaker: You cannot have something from the show and call it your contest because it's an effort. It is. It's it's for the podcast page. And I get that. I get that. But that's not. Because it's fucking video. You want to go to my main page and look at my content on there, my. That's not that good. I was on there today. And it scared me. It scared me. Yeah. Well, tell my 12000 followers that it's not good.
Speaker: 12 ,000 followers. Yeah. I mean, it could be worse. Some people we know have 11 ,000 followers. Yeah. And let's be honest, it's probably the latter. I don't even worry about followers.
Speaker: See they're good for on the fly. Like they're good for on the fly. However, as I've told him a lot less is more when he spends 45 minutes of the show dropping memes of the same. Where's the actual clip of that? Because the actual I don't have the clip. I don't have a clip. I have to make it.
Speaker: Why are you drinking Dr. Pepper vanilla? That's so fucking pointless. It's cream soda, motherfucker. Okay. Okay. And it's not even Dr. Pepper anymore, it's Coke. Because I'm too lazy to go get a glass and I had my Dr. Pepper can here and my Coke bottle here and it's a three liter. Drinking out of a three liter.
Speaker: Jeff, we didn't create this podcast for you to fake being civilized. Just drink it from the goddamn three leader. Well, the problem is every time I drink it from a three leader, I get comments that I'm a fat ass. Yes, you are.
Speaker: I mean, I did have three, I did have three Big Macs last night, but that's the size of the point. I was hungry. I got paid. So, so Fridays I get paid and the past couple of weeks have been really slow. So I've, I've, I've been mildly struggling. I was down to $10 waiting on my check to come. And it comes from, from my boss Vera and what to transfer it to me. She, she tells her husband, send Jeff X amount.
Speaker: And I'm waiting and it's four o 'clock, usually when my check comes and it's four o 'clock, it's five o 'clock, six o 'clock. And I'm like, Hey, I don't mean to be an asshole, but I got like 10 bucks for my name. And she's asleep because she's sick.
Speaker: So finally I'm scrolling through Instagram and I see her husband's online and I'm like, I messed him on Instagram. Check your fucking what's up, dude. Check your what's up. He sends me my money and then he goes, sorry, I forgot. You're told me four hours ago. I said, I've been starving for the past four hours, you dick. So I was like, well, it was like, it was
Speaker: It was almost 10 30 before I got paid. So I was like, I was like, fuck it. I'm not, we're not going anywhere. It's 10 30.
Speaker: Let's just order something. And the kids are like, let's order McDonald's. I was like, you know what? McDonald's sounds fucking awesome. And I was in and I was like, you know what? I'm starving. I'll take three Big Mac, three fries. What do you guys want? Three fries, too. Oh, yeah. Well, they do. They call the off the the at home office combo. It doesn't come with a soda. It's just a Big Mac and fries. Also, Jeff, if you're not going to not drink out of a three liter, you should probably take it off a camera.
Speaker: Yeah, it doesn't make you look any less fat. Well, I can't set it on the floor because I think it's not over. So are you putting the coop? Because I stopped listening to you. I'll be 100%. I put it in the can. Oh, that's just because you're a chotch, Glick.
Speaker: that that does it. That's not his fault that you're a douche, you know, that's that's that's that does not make it any better. He's that you're a leader of coke. That's like me. Oh, yeah, I'm still going to drink the whole fucking thing. Don't get me wrong. Thank you. Seven beers, but I've only used one can. So it's the same. If you sat there with a three liter beer ever be like Chris is an alcoholic. Now we call you that anyways. Well, because we sat here with a three liter of beer going.
Speaker: Whether you show the three liter or not we we watch you drink the coke Yeah, and we know how often you drink because you don't show it You're driving me fucking crazy because you keep pretending to drink it So you're shaking the hell out of it by the time you open it up for your next
Speaker: and a Dr. Peppercoat. You know, it's still it's actually it still gives a hint of the cream soda. So it's actually pretty good. No, because I buy when I go get it's so fucking hot. It's so fucking hot. Very it's like walking on the fucking sun in August. Well, maybe you shouldn't live in fucking Cancun and you won't have that problem.
Speaker: What's my alternative, Ohio, where I freeze my dick off every three minutes because of the weather change in every five? I mean, so when I go to the store to pick up smokes. You know, there are 50 states in the world other than Ohio or Mexico. There's like, there's a lot of different states. There's a lot of different countries. Really?
Speaker: I mean, Connell lives in Indiana, so now Jeff's gonna be like, well - I actually really like it here. Jeff's gonna be like, well, now my options are Indiana, Mexico, or Ohio. Yeah, I only know three places. I know three places. I know Cancun, I know Ohio, and now I know Indiana. Somebody gave me another state. Stephen's like, where's Minnesota? What's Minnesota? I'm like, pass. I automatically pass on that.
Speaker: I'm not living in South Canada to save my life No, but I go when I go pick up my cigarettes I go I walk over to the store It's a 20 minute round trip and when I get there by the time I get there I'm like fuck it's hot as shit and you walk into the air -conditioned fucking store and you're like, oh and then I go over to the
Speaker: the fridge and I usually get multiple things at once. So I take one of them returnable bags, I grab coke, I grab juice for the kids, you know, chips, whatever, put it in the back and then I grab a Dr. Pepper cream soda for the walk back. What's a returnable bag? You guys can turn your bag? Yeah, they're like canvas.
Speaker: Oh, reusable bags. Reusable bag. Yeah, I'm saying. Oh, I was going to say, you guys could like, like, whatever back in the day. Well, they have, they have returnable Coke bottles. Well, that's what I was going to say. Remember back in the day, the glass bottles, you could take them back. The returnable Coke bottles are, they're plastic just like this, but they're a harder, thicker plastic. Like, they're more durable. But to me, they taste fun. It tastes weird. So I don't buy that. You know, I'm like, you know what? I'll spend the extra,
Speaker: 30 cents. I don't care. You know, because over here, what? Hey, 30 cents. Oh, now, now who's the asshole?
Speaker: Oh, Connor's like, what are you guys talking about? I tuned out. Well, yeah, because I what I've been doing for the last. He's playing on his fucking phone. I saw that. Actually, what I was doing was sending myself a notification that it would be in a sexual grunt. Myself, being the host of my co -host, we all tune out during the podcast. Well, apparently not only does Joe Rogan, Joey Diaz, Brad Pitton kind of reasons.
Speaker: Donald Trump and Donald Trump. I'm just saying. Yeah. And we have his sticker of approval. Yes, we do. You saw that sticker. Hi, Leggy. How you doing? Hello, Leggy. You're like the first listener. Well, now there's, there are three. Well, she's not the first listener. She's not the first listener. Don't look at the numbers. It just makes you weird. It hurts my feelings. It makes you weird. What's going on, Leggy? That salty pickle guy made me uncomfortable.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: However, it's uncomfortable at every family. They are the short bus. They do have like 22 people watching them right now. God damn it. Damn it. That's why all our people are gone. Salty Pickle jumped in here. We mentioned his name and everybody runs away. Bigger. Motherfucker. Yeah, fuck them. Hey, I got an idea. Let's just sit here in a private room and talk about them for three hours. I said, pickle fears me too.
Speaker: Let's just talk trash about them, but so nobody can hear it. Let's go ahead in the show, in the show and then. And the show is just here backstage and watch what they're doing and talk about this. We can, we can. So controversial. We can end the show and then watch the show and watch their show and pretend like we're not watching it. Exactly. Invite everybody into the studio. Exactly. Just to talk trash.
Speaker: I mean, who does that crazy stuff? Who does that? Who would do such a crazy thing? This sounds like an inside joke that I'm not a part of. That's our lurkers. That's what our lurkers do. That's what our lurkers do. They're actually boycotting the show too. But they're boycotting, but they watch every single episode. I got out a feeling that the salty pickle was a lurker that was coming out to show his salty pickle.
Speaker: The problem with the open door challenge comes down to one simple thing. You don't know who's going to show up. And we quickly established the rule that you have to have a camera on. Now I get it. Some people don't want to be on camera. And I'm assuming that guy was going to promote his shit. And I don't care if he wants to promote his shit. Speaking of open doors now, speaking of the open door challenge,
Speaker: Uh, and, and, and Mark and Brian and talking shit. How many winner rhymes did they get? Mark and come face, come face Brian. Yeah. Come face Brian. What, what, what are we all reading? That's weird. Uh, so, uh, you know, I got, I got a real problem with you two assholes.
Speaker: What'd I do? Me? You guys, they did their show Thursday night and you couldn't even pop in for a minute. I wasn't even here. I don't want to hear your excuses. I don't want to hear your fucking stories. I'm just saying, shave on you. Honestly, totally. Yeah, I don't want to hear it. I'll take that out.
Speaker: You know, you know how hard it is to actually get that clip because it just shows chicks tits the whole time. So it's like, can't show that clip on the show. You've got to take the clip and then you've got to edit it and put like smiley faces over. I know I want to get the I want to get the one of Peter Griffin does it.
Speaker: They did a Game of Thrones reference where Peter Griffin's walking through the town naked and there's the shame lady behind him. I was doing that on YouTube. Hold on a second. I'm going to drop YouTube. I'm going to bring YouTube right back up. Yeah, go ahead. Huh? Yeah, because it did the same thing to me. I bring YouTube back up. Leggy, you're our... Oh, shit. Never mind. I just kicked Leggy out. Way to go, dickheads.
Speaker: I'm a jackass. I'm a jackass. Everybody was watching on YouTube 48 minutes and 20 seconds. Just get everybody out. OK. OK. So now when you click on it, it brings you right into the show. OK. We must have been on like a serious fucking delay for some reason. OK.
Speaker: send her a message, send her a direct message through Instagram, fixed it. She'll jump on. You already entered DMs, Jeff. Why don't you send the message? I could. I would actually. I mean, I talk all the time. Yeah, I talk to her every once in a while. Jeff's trying to sell her pyramid skin.
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Speaker: It's funny because we if we're both live at the same time, like if I'm doing the music show or and she's doing like jukebox jury or whatever.
Speaker: If we're live at the same time, or if we're doing a Monday night show, we always jump on one of our accounts and just go put it up. So you get that, you get that body in there. We, we inception each other, basically. So he's watching me while I'm watching, watching you, watching me, watching you, watching me.
Speaker: because sometimes we stream at the same time because she's doing her radio stuff. So, you know, unlike other people who seem like they intentionally stream over top of other people, you know, even though we're streaming at the same time, we still try to get in there and at least be that viewer to give her support. And then we'd like every once in a while we'll drop like a
Speaker: like emoji or something like that in the chat or whatever. Just keep it going. Right. No, it's, it's not, it's not intentional. It just happens, but you know, at least we able to still support each other that way. Like I said, unlike some people, like I said, don't, don't say anything. Literally you watch others like, like this person, so -called friends, he almost intentionally goes live when they're live.
Speaker: Yeah. He used to have like a certain day or time where he would go on. Now it's just like super random and sporadic, but it always happens when other people are alive. Good Deborah. As you, as you very well should tell her, I'm going to buy her a ticket and just come all the way to your house. Just cause you call her, it'll be fucking hilarious in the bowels.
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Speaker: release the live smithers i'm gonna start doing that i'm gonna wait for somebody to go live and then i'm gonna go live and do the exact same thing i'm gonna go live and just do nothing just read from the internet
Speaker: I feel like going live and I'm going to read from the Internet now. I don't have anything to say or do. I just wanted to be here and hang out. Thank you. How's everybody doing? Spread positivity. Spread positivity. I thought you were going to spread something else. I'm sorry. Spread chlamydia. Nailed it. Nailed it. Hashtag nailed it.
Speaker: I'll use them both. I don't give a fuck We need to make that that trending toxic positivity
Speaker: I'm going on to Twitter right now. Can I ask Tony what to help? Whatever. He says something every morning and Rich says it too. It's like PTSD or P .P .S .T .T. I don't know about you. It's traumatic serum disorder. Bathurst? I think it's Bathurst. Did he recently just start TikTok or something? Because he is all over my fucking for you page.
Speaker: No, he's been on there for a minute. He's been sending shit to us too. He's been on there for a minute. I think he's just been more active lately. Oh, okay. Yeah, but he's like all over my, every time like five videos scroll and there he is. And then I, you know, the next day, five, six videos, there he is again. And I'm like, good Lord, somebody's putting out quantity. That's how you do it on TikTok. Not that I would know.
Speaker: I was going to say, do you even have a TikTok? I do. But the last time I made a video was probably like five months ago. I have to be in the mood to make a video. The only reason why I'm doing those line videos, I see like 40 people fucking up. I don't know what positive. What is a positive start to the day? That's what it is. That's actually a cool little line. I like that. That's that's not bad, but
Speaker: I refuse to use
Speaker: Forgive me for I have failed you. Yeah, both. This guy. Hold on, I'm Connor. I'm going to take phone calls. I'm going to take a fucking phone call. Hey, Tony, do you want to get off your phone? Jesus. You get on the phone, nobody starts blowing their arms. I am the silliest. That's not our live audience here in my fucking front yard.
Speaker: You have that video but you didn't edit it just to make that part out
Speaker: Like every time you say that, you literally just go, what's up? This is my dumb ass. I actually have the video edited where it ends after I say that. However, I keep forgetting to upload the edited version so you guys get this and then I cut it off.
Speaker: Set my deck and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches. What baby? Nikki goes, wow, from the bathroom. I actually like the other one better. Set my deck and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches. What baby?
Speaker: I'll just, I'll make a new edited version where she's like, what, baby? You just need that. You just need that. What, what, baby? Every time somebody says something stupid, we play it. What, what, baby? Sorry, I'm not paying attention to these assholes. I'm going to listen to you. Yeah. Sorry, I'm going to hold another, I'm like over here with a whole nother chat, you know? Yeah. Let's get some other live.
Speaker: Oh my fucking needy who's needy my wife
Speaker: I'm just, I'm just kidding. She called me because she wanted to know what beard oil I wanted. 56 seconds, 56 minutes and 23 seconds. I'm flipping that, sending it to your wife. She's so needy. You're asleep in that baby, Ben. I'll just, I'll just tell her when we talk on the phone tonight after Connor goes to bed. She calls me after I go to bed.
Speaker: that she called
Speaker: Really? I don't know what it is, but my wife is exactly like Connor's. It's just nine o 'clock rolls around there and it's like, what are you cutting out a fucking tree? Jesus Christ. Starting up an 18 Wheeler in there. Yeah, but however, but also at the same time, it never fails if Nikki and I are, which is fine, you know, if Nikki and I are out and living there and watching TV or watching a movie or something, she'll like stretch out on the couch and put her head in my lap and within 30 seconds,
Speaker: But I don't care I just if we're watching it doesn't bother me, but it's like it the funny thing is is I'm like, okay She's asleep. I I'll be sitting there watching TV and then of course I'll have to piss around shit as soon as I get up and open the door that I gotta I gotta grease the hinges on my door because you open it up. It sounds like I
Speaker: And I've just woken the dead and she'll turn and be like, Oh, I'm hungry. And I'm like, it's fucking 11 o 'clock. I was being facetious. Leggy. I already told you that it's a big word for me. I'm proud of myself. Yeah. Somebody got a thesaurus.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what I use my phone for. I like to hear. I read the comments. I sit here and I think like, all right, what's the good word? I need a good comeback. That's the app we should generate. We should make an app that's a comeback app. Put somebody's comment in the app and it gives you a good, it gives you a comeback. Or just be better at fucking roasting the hell out of people.
Speaker: I'm not saying for us, for the people that can't be nice. Yeah, shut up. You're such a bitch. Go change your. Oh, no, you're dumb. Well, your face is on your on your fucking foot. And I agree with Chris. Not everything needs to be shared. Come back. There you go. But there it is.
Speaker: Let's go! That's what she said! Just so you know, I have starred Blakey's comment where Connor called his wife Needy so we can bring him back later on. I don't see anything. When are you coming? What? Chase, you coming on tonight? Are you going to come on the show? What?
Speaker: You come on the show for us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who's who's a good little boy? Who's going to come for that? Yeah. Yeah. By the way, Chase. I've seen your conversation after the show last night. You rat fuck bastard. You have each other because you're no better than him. You're both the same. You can have each other.
Speaker: You know good for nothing horse. Yeah, that's what I like to hear. Sorry Chris is lively. He uses that abuses. Yeah, I get it. No, I get it. Welcome to the club, boys. Welcome to the club, boys. We're trying to avoid wee bombs.
Speaker: That's, that's my boy. Apparently I screwed up the, I screwed up the intro last week when I said, you know, two rules. You must have your camera on and have your pecker in your hands. Apparently that's not what we're doing. You're going to have your pecker in your hand. You just got to keep it below the camera. Oh, what do you think I'm doing? He always has his pecker in his hand.
Speaker: I wasn't paying attention in the company meeting before the joke's on you. I don't even have pants on. What are pants? So the other day, I have Zoom meetings all day. Just so you know, new rule on nonsensical nonsense on Wednesday and Saturday night. You must be in no pants and have your wiener in your hand the entire time you're on the show.
Speaker: boys. But I'm in the living room. It'd be really tough. It'd be really tough to do those memes one -handed. I'm just saying. I'm typing out a meme. Let me see your hand. OK. He has a beer in his hand. He's double -faced. So all week long this week, Sam, Sam, my co -worker Sam is in LA. All her meetings.
Speaker: They make them for ladies as well, trust me. My ex -wife used to sell them. I thought you were going to say she used to use them. Well, I mean, or you go to the line and say like, I took Nicky and she went, who uses that and where do they put it at? I'm sorry, but the funniest thing you can ever do with your spouse is go to a sex shop and just giggle.
Speaker: Every sex shop has that nine foot long dildo. That's like this figure out above the counter and I'm I asked them the same thing every time you ever sell one of those Oh, I know I've seen them Oh, yeah, yeah
Speaker: Yeah, I've seen those videos and some of those videos are kind of impressive. I don't want to know what kind of porn you watch every little. No, no, no. You know, Brian and I were talking about this the other day. Well, it was a couple of months ago. There's a there's a Reddit site, a Reddit page called Bad Dragon. Bad Dragon is a brand of dildos and they sell stuff bigger than your arm and they look like bigger than your leg walls and dragon tails and stuff like that.
Speaker: Well, I don't know. Do you have a volunteer? Jeff, you got to take a trip to Scotland. Could you imagine what it would look like at like Amazon? Viking, Viking, Scottish warrior.
Speaker: Say hi, Jeff. She usually cleaned the windshield of her car. It's a Volvo. Don't scratch it. Your wife doesn't speak English. It's OK. Yeah, like she listens to this hill. She doesn't speak English and she don't listen.
Speaker: She just carries me around like a big dildo. Look he vibrates!
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Speaker: story i don't i if jeff wants to be a part of it i see things that night that i never wanted to see in my what about your sister hey she's been through a lot of he's a bitch but still who's my brother -in -law
Speaker: of the
Speaker: It's just fun. My night is fulfilled. I was so hoping to see weiners Chris technician. Why don't you come up here and hang out with us, buddy? Oh, here we go. Hey, before we bring chase up chase, you gotta stand up and search for weiner.
Speaker: Yeah, let's see your winner. Don't do it now. Wait till you're backstage again. A lot of guys do that. I feel like Jeff's that guy.
Speaker: just i just send you 400 tiktoks a day nobody snapchat that jeffrey it's not opposite day when i tell you to stop sending me dick pics that means stop sending me dick however chase you dirty horses those are just really low selfies got it commanding officer i'll be like look at this motherfucker
Speaker: a low angled selfie click. You're not in your that's what it is. It's a low angled selfie. It's not a dick pic. Low angled selfie. Oh, that my head faces it in. I forgot to flip my camera. I'm gonna send those to click.
Speaker: Well, sorry, I had my camera backwards. This is the back camera. I don't do technology. Apparently what we've learned on nonsensical nonsense like using, you don't have to worry about any of us sending women unsolicited dick pics because we're too busy sending them to each other. Yeah, it's got to got to support the homies. Make them feel envious. Make them feel envious.
Speaker: We have a whole group chat where we just send dick pics to each other. You know, it was good. How does it surprise you that that probably already exists somewhere? Like in a step, there's a Snapchat group in there. There's just four dudes showing each other their dick. I guarantee it. There's got to be.
Speaker: Wait, hold on to get a message from Connor. If you have that, send it to me. Oh, OK. Oh, Jesus. Oh, shoot, my delete later. Oh, Princess. What's it doing?
Speaker: What are you doing? Give me a favor, smack daddy. Right in the face. You got it. Right in the face. Come on, it'll be totally worth it. Don't take it. Don't tell me no. Smack him. Ball up your fists. Please? For me?
Speaker: As he's having a conversation with his wife. She's coming for vengeance on that comment. Yeah. Yeah, she heard the comment. I sent her that clip. I've been going, my wife's so needy. I'm going, listen here, motherfucker. You better enjoy that fucking play pen tonight, you little fuck. Can we get a wave?
Speaker: She was waving earlier. She was on a couple, I think it was like a Monday night or something. She was all smiles and waves and she's right in the camera and smiling and waving away. And talking up a storm. Sizing you up. I could take that fucker. I could take that guy. What a clown.
Speaker: Yeah, he calls himself the champ. He looks like a chump. I'm going to wait till he falls asleep. I'm going to shave his beard. Listen here, little people. It's like I won't hesitate to choke slam a chump. Right? You think I won't hit a baby with a stone cold stunner? You're sadly mistaken. You'd be like Will Ferrell punting that baby in that movie. Peter, don't play. No, it's called the campaign.
Speaker: It's Zach Gandolfina and Will Ferrell. They're both running for like, senator or something. What's his name, Jeff? Zach Gandolfini. Gandolfini. It's Zach Galifianakis, you dumb... Galifianakis. Whatever. Shut up. What are you cursing with your child around? What's wrong with him? I didn't. I didn't say it. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm going to laugh. I'm going to laugh when your wife punches you in the face because she's going to walk in and your daughter just looks like you're going, you dumb motherfucker. I got your wife that looks at you and pulls out a bucket. Hey, Jeff, you, uh, you enjoy, uh, watching, uh, Jack, uh, Jack Nicholson and, uh, in the signing. Can you stop trying to pull the bridge?
Speaker: Sean, what's going on, buddy? And all. Well, that movie's not even that good, but man, it's funny as fuck when he punches that baby. It's like everybody's. Yeah, everybody's. No, he said everybody's worried about the baby. Nobody's asking how I am after punching you. Shut the fuck up, Chase, you dumb prick.
Speaker: I've only seen that movie once, but man, Eddie, once that baby, I lost it. I was. Well, these don't make me laugh as much as I used to. But when something like that happens, you just don't expect it. And that's over. It's done. God damn it. Either way, we knew what we do with the joke was just that was the point of the joke. No, I said that also.
Speaker: I know
Speaker: I'm going to attempt to, but words are very hard.
Speaker: so we're going to have a
Speaker: the the the the the
Speaker: Is he Taliban? Jeff, take us to break, man. Tell us about one of our sponsors. There's like screens frozen. No, I was reading her comment. You know what we didn't do the other day? What didn't we do the other day? We didn't do my favorite because, you know, unlike
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Speaker: Well it's very simple how we get the energy to curse each other out for hours on end because apparently that's what this show is we spell curse words and we say them. So what we do to actually get energies we use dubby energy. One stick of dubby energy get you energized way better than any of those other
Speaker: energy drinks but you crashed and wanting more and needing more because you're lost all your energy that you just gained and it's it's also cheaper better for you what else does what else does it not do that other energy drinks do i already said it doesn't let you crash oh i'll be back what else i forgot oh where can i get it at you can get it at w .gg do you have a promo code we do it's called words are hard
Speaker: Yes, you can. I believe it's 20 % off, isn't it? Where do I use the promo code at? You use your promo code when you go to checkout. Your mom's house? If you want the best flavor, get the Dump Sludge. It's my favorite. There are other flavors. Dragonade. Dragonade is also good. There's a couple other flavors that I don't know off the top of my head. Because I only get Dump Sludge because it's the best. What's the company called again?
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Speaker: Made a night of caution, a turn and a dream of what I need. What is a hero? I'm only one for a hero, till the end of the night. He's gone, he's gone, and he's gone, and he's gone. Yeah! Someone salt me out for it, sir. To... That's up to you.
Speaker: I should take this. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's dub sludge, but it's like a green apple. Yeah, it's kind of like a sour apple flavoring. I actually really enjoy it. I think it's really good. All their energy drinks have weird names. OK. Yeah. So because we used that video, we're going to go ahead and go to break. Check us out all over the web. Use our tireless song.
Speaker: Tell us who it is and where we can find him. We're going to go and we're going to listen to Leo. And I can't pronounce his last name. It is on YouTube. This is holding out for a hero. Broccoli studios. Suck a dick, Jim. Suck my dick and eat my ass.
Speaker: What the heck?
Speaker: Gone and we're all the gods Where's the street? Why's Hercules? The fight to rise in odds We should do white knight upon the fire of speed Made a knight, a toss and a turn and a dream of what I need Finding a hero, slowly I'm fully here
Speaker: Strong and it's got to be fast and it's got to be fresh from the fight I need a hero I'm only, I'm only a hero till the morning light It's got to be strong and it's got to be soon and it's got to be larger than light Larger than light
Speaker: Somewhere after midnight in my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my recess Someone reaching back for me Reaching on the thunder and rising with the heat It's gonna take a surprise
Speaker: I need a hero! I'm holding up for a hero till the end of the night He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero! I'm holding up for a hero till the morning light He's gotta be sure and he's gotta be soon and he's gotta be larger than I
Speaker: A bread about to speak of heaven's above I'll wear the lightning splits to seize I can swear there is someone somewhere watching me Through wind and the chill and the rain And the storm and the flood
Speaker: What is fire in my blood? I need fire in my blood. I need fire in my blood. What is fire? I need a hero. I'm only up for a hero till the end of the night. We gotta be strong and escape.
Speaker: It's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon and it's gotta be larger than light, larger than light
Speaker: Yeah, my ears are bleeding That is I love that version of that song Yep, just like queen said under pressure. Yeah under pressure. What's up drivers? Hey Yeah, Connor do something bring us back
Speaker: Well, we just got back from break, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back to the show, guys. It's nonsensical nonsense. It is. I just fucking said it. If you shut your little prick ass up.
Speaker: Sorry, Kennedy, cover your little ears. Somebody's sleeping in the corner garage. Yeah. Welcome back. It's Saturday night. It is the, what do we call it? The fucking open, open door challenge. Thank you. Uh, on Saturday night, Jeff dropped the link or clicked it. I don't know who I just did. I said they did it. It was past tense.
Speaker: We have the not -so -champ in the building, Chris Glick. We have Jeff, who's out in Cancun drinking his three liter per usual. Doc Chase Wright, my best friend of the whole world, who's come back to me after a long week of loneliness. And then we have our Southern Canadian, Steven Gervais. Welcome back to the show, everybody.
Speaker: Where did they find this app, say, if they wanted to follow us on social media? If you wanted to follow us on social media, you could find us on all social media platforms, Facebook, X formerly known as Twitter, Instagram. I don't know whether TikTok. And there's a link right there in the whatever you want to call it. There's a bio link right there down at the bottom. If you want to go ahead and copy paste or click on it or whatever the you guys do because you're all weird.
Speaker: uh if you listen to this show at least uh other than that welcome back yeah yeah it's not as easy as it looks if you say one more stupid thing like where could they do this okay i got a question here come to ohio in the throat you've called the entire audience weird if they listen to the show yes it's 100 % true yes this is your second time here
Speaker: If you don't know, it's weird by now. You have a problem. I also just want to say happy three six.
Speaker: Thanks for blowing out my eardrums, Chris. Appreciate it. Oh, hell yeah. I blow out your eardrums and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold Glick said so. Alyssa says she only watches to see what happens next. That's what our haters do, too. Some people just want to watch the world burn. Alyssa, why are you always sitting a foot from Steven? You're literally on the camera right now.
Speaker: And boy, I bet she wish she wasn't. She's like, hmm, I probably should have stayed at my mom's. Probably would have been better. There'll be she in the building. What's the matter? I got chicken or what?
Speaker: Alyssa, where's the sauce? There's not enough sauce. This is a nice chase. Nice try hiding, trying to hide the fact that you're eating an entire extra large pizza all to yourself.
Speaker: I don't have I don't have you here. Don't let them fat shame you. They do the same thing to me every time I eat a full pizza. Oh, it's delicious. What up? It's barbecue chicken if anyone's wondering. What's going on with your mother? Appreciate your poppiness. It's the Domino's.
Speaker: Yes, that's good. That's a good pizza. I do like this. See, here's the thing is I try not to eat like Chase anymore because I don't PT every morning and throughout the day. That's why I got so fat so quick was because I was eating like that and then PT stopped.
Speaker: That was interesting, Sean. Just wait until you get out, Chase. OG, I know you said you were just popping in for a minute, but... I'm going to the reserves. I gotta stay swimming. You're feeling extra fog in that link in the chat and bringing... There are lots of fat guys in the reserves. Yeah, and I judged the fuck out of them, so I probably shouldn't be one. And I'm trying to get you a job at the fire department down here, so I really need you to not be fat.
Speaker: Have you seen Jeff? Alyssa, you do know who Jeff is, right? Remember, I'm Jeff, the guy that looks like he's six months pregnant. Jeff is skinny fat. He's right. And he weighs 275 pounds. Jeff is not skinny. He does not weigh that much. I weighed 270. I weigh 175. That's my cousin for anyone's wondering.
Speaker: And he's, hello, Tristan. Welcome to the show. We'll be on buddy. We'll be on. I'm sure we will be. I don't think it's going to take you five hours to cook. That was gross. I'm a Mexican firefighter all of a sudden. Why is that? Yes. I have no context for that.
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Speaker: Ah, OK. Yeah, it was not me in the video as much as it would be cool to be in one of Leo's videos. I'm not that guy. Oh, if you see me stand up, it literally just. I'd stand up, but I don't have any pants on, so I'm holding my wiener. Are you?
Speaker: Always. Prove it. Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. Give me just a second. Get rid of him. Get rid of him. Yes. Do you want to see my penis? No, I am seriously fat though. Look. Whoo. That's a pretty baby.
Speaker: I didn't want to see your pregnant fucking belly. I wanted to see your small pecker. Uh, no, my camera doesn't zoom far enough. I'd have to like put my dick on the keyboard. Yeah. Like that's never happened before. It won't be the first time. It is a glimpse. Give us a sneak peek Jeffrey.
Speaker: I see it. Maybe a little buddy. Hey, you did a little feller. Hi. No content or context for this show. No. Just one anymore. It's an absolute dumpster fire train wreck of a of a podcast. But we have some famous listeners. What can I say? I mean, you do have the champ as your host, so that's a pretty big deal. Yeah, that's why they turn out.
Speaker: That's why they still say it's a good show. Yeah, Tristan, this podcast is hilarious. You laugh your ass off. I put the belts over my shoulder. People start to come back in to watch. Yeah, because they're wondering what a nerd is doing holding your wrestling belt. He's spent way too much money on. Of course, that doesn't say what you will. But I have two belts. Don't worry, I will. One. I got a belt.
Speaker: Sounds like I want, I got a belt on right now. JCPenney. Right there. Oh, you fancy. I came from Walmart. Actually, I probably did get this in Walmart. I buy all, I don't, like, I don't spend a lot of money on belts. I just buy a belt because I need one. Shut up, Alyssa. Yeah. Tristan, how you doing? Chase, is it good? Yeah, damn right it's good. Yeah, it is. You get that link in the bio too and bring your ass up here with your ginger. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't know, Tristan, are boobs good? It's good to see you're not in the gulag after last weekend. Yeah. Are you still employed? The guy's eating Domino pizza that he bought three days ago. No, he's not employed. Exactly. Exactly.
Speaker: So what's his rig like? I'm just curious. What's it like in the brig? A little claustrophobic in here. Yeah, it usually is. Like Jeff's never been to the brig. Let's be honest. Yeah, let's be honest. I spent a lot of time in the brig. You spend a lot of time doing what? In the brig. They asked me how it was. I said a little claustrophobic.
Speaker: Cole, we don't have a Cole's here, Sean. They're not as a problem. Not all Cole's were gone by now. Or is that JCPenney? Well, JCPenney's the same way. JCPenney's gone, but it's still here in Mexico. It's kind of like this. There's a Blockbuster video in Alaska that's still up and running. Yeah, but did you hear what they're doing? They don't have anything else to fucking do there. Well, there lies a problem. Did you hear what that Blockbuster is doing?
Speaker: No, what are they doing? Selling porn. No. So basically they had it set up where they have like retro furniture and the old school tube TVs and VCRs. And you can come in there and you can, and I don't know how it's set up exactly, but you can come in there and you pay X amount of dollars. And then, cause they have all their, their VHS and stuff.
Speaker: And have like an old -school Like Friday night like a Friday movie night No Saturday movie night, but you got like old -school TVs of BTRs all the retro furniture Like everything is like it's all wood paneling I need to go to Alaska then never been to I've always seen Alaska from a plane
Speaker: I've never been, but I, I mean, I saw, I saw on that movie with Ryan Reynolds. Does that count? What movie? There you go. Is that, what's that? It's a Ryan Reynolds and Sater Bullock. The Proposal. The White. Yeah. Called The Proposal. Funny fucking movie.
Speaker: Saying say it louder to the window to the walls. Yes Sandra Bullock singing that song is the funniest thing I've ever seen Well, that's like when that's like when boys are us went bankrupt they're coming back and fucking Yeah, now they're mainly going into malls and
Speaker: No, they're there. Well, they're starting out in like some big malls, I think, New York. Well, that's my question. And I have no frame of reference when it comes to malls in the States. Are malls is still a thing like are because I've been seeing a lot of videos where you'll go into a high band mall from back in the day, but it's fucking empty. The smaller malls now. Yes. But like in Minnesota, you have mall of America, which is like, yeah, but nobody cares about Minnesota.
Speaker: OK, but anyway, I think a lot of the bigger malls now that are still around and still bring in that volume, I think. Well, and that's my curiosity, because here, fuck, I don't go to the mall on the weekend because it's fucking it's packed like you read about. Oh, yeah, it's like it was like back in the back in the 70s and 80s.
Speaker: 80s and 90s when Chris and I were younger and we'd go to the mall and you couldn't walk three feet without bumping into somebody. It's like that here. In every single mall and there's like 15 fucking malls here. In an area that literally takes up less than 10 miles. No joke. Like you know how when you go on to Facebook Marketplace you could set the distance?
Speaker: I have it set at nine kilometers and it takes up all of Cancun Jesus Christ. It's it's so small here But like I I only go like I'll go to mall on Friday But unless I really fucking need something I don't go on the weekend Because it's it's just just too many fucking people. Yeah, but I also think like where the malls are starting to fail in America
Speaker: Well, we have like the outlet, the outlet stores like Tanger and whatnot. We used to go to West Jeff or whatever. Uh, and then a lot of the big, like we have Easton and Polaris and yeah, they have like a quote unquote mall area, but all the, but they also have shopping and restaurants and it's all like just outside of the main
Speaker: of the main mall. So you can literally like a strip mall kind of thing. No, it's not a show. No, it's a giant outdoor shopping area. So you go park at the parking garage and just walk and there's bars and restaurants and big shops. Tiffany. Yeah.
Speaker: you know, build it, you know, whatever, but it's all outdoors. They do have like the main mall area with the movie theater, like Houston, the main mall area has a whole bunch of stores inside of it, but then they've also got a couple bars and restaurants. Funny Bones in there, they've got a Legoland experience and then the movie theater. And then you go out. Sounds like the boardwalk on San Antonio. Yeah. And then you go outside of that area and it's everything else.
Speaker: Tons of restaurants, bars, different shopping and everything else like that. So, I mean, everything's like right there. Like a lot of people here can't go on, like you, everybody can get a card, like a debit card, but a lot of places like Amazon won't accept a debit card. They, they ask for a credit card or it, or it won't be available in Mexico. Like they won't have delivery. So malls here aren't going anywhere. God damn country.
Speaker: Well, exactly. That's why you still have Radio Shack and Blockbuster. Blockbuster is gone. Blockbuster is gone, but Radio Shack and I get some fucking deals. It's still 1995 in Mexico. It's kind of awesome. It's still Mexico in Mexico.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: and buy a brand new 1955 Chevy because it's actually no it's it is it is not a 55 Chevy like it was in 55 because they use like a fucking diesel motor out of a fucking old Caterpillar they're there those cars are not like the outside looks original but the motor and everything it's like a boat motor because they can't get parts
Speaker: So that's the only difference. But yeah, I agree. He doesn't live in China. He lives in Mexico. Yeah. Well, no, we can go. There is a place. Oh, yeah. I really wanted it. Also, are you alive in 95? Yeah, she was born September 10th, 1995. God beat us.
Speaker: same month as my wife. Chris and I were getting our licenses at $15 ,000 and $95 ,000. Now, out of all the things I would like to come back, video and 90s and 95, you guys were getting your AARP cards. Don't even start. Put your camera on to say that. Yeah. Telephone tough guy over there.
Speaker: Well, we got to tell if I took it. Oh, shit. That's so funny now, are you, fucker? Yeah, he's a funny guy now. Oh, man. Ooh, look at me. That's probably fucking old. People love to fuck you. No, but in all seriousness, Chris, in all seriousness, 95 versus 2024, where would you rather live? 95. 95.
Speaker: I would prefer to all in all honesty, go back to like 96, 97. Understood. Well, okay. Yeah. At least like if I can go back in time and be 16 again, Oh my God, it'd be fucking awesome. Yeah. But living in 1995, because it's in the nineties, it was like the perfect time. Cause you, you still had decent, maybe not the best video games, but you still had video games. It's not like in the eighties where you had fucking Atari.
Speaker: Even 2000 wouldn't be bad as Alyssa said. Let's pump the brakes Alyssa, calm down. You're not even one of the best. Let's just pump the brakes. You're pushing it. It's a bold statement, but you got to give her some props for making it. Alyssa's like, I would like to go back to 2000 when I was five. Can we just see a 2001 in general? Like just skip over it.
Speaker: I mean, I could do 2000. I was 19. I was living the life. I was 2000, 2001. Those are those you and me in our heyday. We're not a care in the fucking world. Almost no responsibilities. You had your apartment. I had my apartment. No, because I had an apartment in 21, 2001.
Speaker: I had an apartment 21 in 2000 plus three vehicles with insurance and, and, and everything else. And yeah, but you were, you were still at 21. You were still young enough to be like, if all everything goes to shit right now, I can recover. Say that when you're 45, I wasn't 21 in 2000. I was eight, 18, 19. I turned 19 and what?
Speaker: What? He was calling you old again. Would you say ass face? Would you say ass face? I'm in my garage. You think my fucking daughter's out here? You dumb ass. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought we were still dancing. I thought
Speaker: Like, you can pretty much get away with almost anything back then. You're saying go back at our age right now? Or are you saying go back to being... Either way! Either way! Go back to your age right now. Oh yeah, I'm definitely going back to late 90s. Like, even if you're our age now, we go back to the mid 90s. Do I go back with the knowledge I have now? 100%.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. You're Marty. You're Marty McFly. You're Marty McFly flying this shit. Actually, if I'm going back at my age, I'm going back to eighty one when I was born. Right. I have now. Yeah. I'm going to put all my money on to Google. Everything is happening in my life. All the things that have happened in sports. All I know that you guys are going to end up like this, not Marty. I'm going to introduce. I'm still not mad at it. I'm going to introduce parents to birth control and condoms.
Speaker: God, I wish. You know, I want to go back in time and give that to them too. I'm going to go all the way to Connor's dad, punch him in the balls. No, no, I haven't sex today. I'm going to go fight Connor's dad to Barbie. Like about 20 years, you're going to make a decision to bet a lady down and make sweet. What I want you to do is wear three condoms and then read it. And then three days from then take a metal coat hanger.
Speaker: You know where to put it. And drop her down a flight, drop kick her down a flight of stairs because your life is going to change and my life is going to change. And it's not all for the worst. Hey, hey, hey, you opted into this relationship, Glick. My dad didn't have a choice. You're nothing but a dirty whore. You've known this since the beginning. Don't start with me.
Speaker: Yeah, you're a dirty whore too, Chase. You can go to hell. Don't think I won't meet your dad too. If you're with your guys' dad, Jeff, and he'll be with Aladdin, he's going to show him a whole new world. That's a cool dude though. I mean, not that my dad isn't, my dad's pretty cool too. I'm just saying, it'd be so much better.
Speaker: here's your assholes 1981. I'm going to Minnesota. This place fucking sucks. Never mind. Just burn it to the ground. You know what? Have as many kids as you want. Just stay there. You know what? I'm going to leave Jarvis alone. This place is hell as it is.
Speaker: can't get any worse. I'll have a conversation with his mom, give her a good shake and they'll be like, you're going to know what this is for down the road. You know, the thing is, is you come back to the present like Marty McFly style and Connor is now your son.
Speaker: Or Jarvis is your son. Worst case scenario, it's both. I come back to that. I come back to the present and I walk in my house and Chase, Connor, and Jarvis are there. Hey, dad. What are you doing? The funny thing is Stephen would look like this.
Speaker: Dude blockbuster was the best man. There was no better and I don't know I think Jeff and I might be the only guy who actually got to experiences
Speaker: I was there for blood. I never go there on every Friday night. I did. I never went to a blockbuster when I lived in the States, but I would go to the local video mom and pop shop. We had, we had classic video. We had family classic video. And then, you know, on the rare occasion that we would go to block, but I mean, I know like,
Speaker: You go in, you grab four or five videos, and you go home with, you know, like six bags of microwave popcorn, a pound of gummy bears, and you just rock that shit. Yeah. They're at the end. They were doing gaming too. They were having... Even in our day, when we were in the 80s and in early 90s, they had... You could rent regular Nintendo NES games.
Speaker: I remember a buddy of mine, we went to the local video store and we rented the Back to the Future game. And we were the most disappointed where you could ever be in this terrible fucking game. Well, yeah, I mean, you're like a paper boy. And you could go and rent NES. And then I remember when Genesis came out, you could get Genesis games.
Speaker: the original PlayStation, you could rent video games. And that was super cool too, because you knew Friday night, you knew Friday night was movie night, but then you got a game or two for Saturday. Or better yet, you're like, what we would do is like, the local library had video rentals where you have a book to rent. Oh, do they really?
Speaker: Yeah, what we would do is my sister and I would like this is back in the 80s. We would get on our bicycles and ride the hour and a half to town born in 80. We're only 10 years old in 90. Calm down. You make it sound like you're like 70. Right? Agreed. But we would literally ride our bicycles to up till in the snow.
Speaker: Oh, no. Chris has been to my parents' house. A couple of those hills. He's like, oh, yeah, yes, yes, actually. No, the one hill literally goes down in an S -curve and you're coming flying down the fucker and somebody's coming up. Yeah, you're fucked. I didn't have shoes and it was six feet of snow and he had all 25 of his siblings.
Speaker: No, but we would ride to town and grab, we would steal change from my dad. My dad never uses change. He just, he comes home, takes all his chains and puts it in a jar. Well, we grabbed $5 worth of change, ride to town, pick up five movies and ride back. And that's what we did for the weekend. And then my mom would drop them off on Monday morning. Yes.
Speaker: It was the best. I kind of agree with Sean. The just the family video, like the family classic, local mom and pop and the greatest thing about them, they had those porn sections and they always like tried to hide. They have a sheet. Yeah. It's like beads or a saloon door. Only 18 years old. They're older. It was just like. Unless you knew somebody that worked there, which you did because it's a small town and your old click, I'm going to.
Speaker: The covers of those movies did not leave anything to the imagination. No, they did not. No, they did not. I am good. I'm very imaginative. I'm good for the next six months. Yep. How would you check out with that?
Speaker: How do you check out with that and not just be beat fucking red? Well, it was the 90s. It's called, it's called, you know, you're a fucking.
Speaker: It was a wonderful. That's the thing. Wonderful. I've never I've never rented porn from one of the stores. So I don't know. But I'm a I always assumed some guy in a trench coat walk in, hung down low grabs what he wants. And he goes, I need this to go. And then the guy behind the counter is like, Donnie, is that you?
Speaker: I imagine it's kind of the same feeling as going to the adult store, even today. Yeah. That's an awkward checkout, especially when the lady or the guy behind the counter is like, you should try this. I don't like you meddling in my tech life, brother. Here's all your videos back. Anytime you go to an adult store and buy anything, whether it be toys or videos. Or even a gag gift. It feels wrong.
Speaker: They're still spent Spencer's.
Speaker: It doesn't feel wrong until the person at the register is like, you know, you should try. We don't have this relationship where you're recommending sex. Agreed. This is not blockbuster video. I don't want to know the greatest new comedy. I don't even know your name. You should not be recommending me the best flashlight.
Speaker: like a fucking like big ass mall that's gonna be like hey aren't you Glick yeah our best sex toys are I'm gonna come on this show and go hey guys
Speaker: What do you recommend? I don't want the stranger behind the counter, the adult sex toys. But not only that, if you do buy something from one of those stores, you ask them to put it in a brown paper bag, you burn the receipt, drive home at 90 hoping nobody sees you.
Speaker: and then hide it. What's that in your bag there? Nothing? I don't know. It's a gun. I don't know. I stole it. I'm not going to say that I have any experience or anything like this. However.
Speaker: Yeah, I've gone to sex toy shops. It is what it is. I took Niki. We had fun there. We're both smart asses. We're both like cracking jokes and everything else. But when you buy stuff, it does come in a very nondiscrete black bag. Yep.
Speaker: And, you know, so you can walk in the house and if you got kids or whatever, it's not like, it's not like a big flashing neon sign that said, mom and dad just brought dildos and lube. I bought another strap on this little guy's ass. Are your kids in your house right now? Because they heard you. You were not quiet about that. They left, they left a long time ago. Somebody checked out with that.
Speaker: Did your selection of porn change over time, Jeff? Did you walk up to the counter at Blockbuster at Family Video with Tranny Porn? No, they didn't have it there. They don't have it anymore. He always accidentally watches eight hours with Tranny Porn a day. Accidentally, ladies and gentlemen. It's not gay unless you like it.
Speaker: Yeah, I want you to make sure Steven's not on there. I ain't good enough to make porn Connor. Come on. Let's be real here Yeah, we know Chris told us He makes a good bottom he makes a good bottom
Speaker: He is a great bottom. 100%. He's not a power bottom. Dude can suck start my Harley. That's all I know. He's not an aggressive bottom. He's the perfect bottom. He's very good with the flow. He tells you beforehand what a safe word is. It's two firm squeezes on the leg because the ball gag comes into play.
Speaker: He's a very passionate and sensitive lover. However, he's also a dirty whore. And that's why our relationship lasted all of a sudden. There's a reason why they call him Dyson. Because he never loses suction, boy. Let me tell you. Jeff, let's just say, you know, you know, we'd go to the Oscar Mayer Wiener factory and throw the entire factory down that hallway and he wouldn't even notice.
Speaker: I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it. Hey, Chase, you ever been to Cancun? You don't want to. Believe me, it's not big enough for you to pay for that airfare. It's not worth it. Exactly. You were hiding something. Here's a beaded door. The problem... I'm curious though.
Speaker: The sex stores that are out there, how do they stay afloat anymore? Like back in the day, I get it. Because people are still, I go. But how often do you buy? Probably like twice a year. It's not very often. You go and you giggle and you laugh. You're like, ha ha, that was funny. Let's get out of here.
Speaker: But back in the day, back in the day, there was there's these fucking freaks out there that would literally spend thousands of dollars in that joint. But now you can order everything online and you can watch porn for free. That that's the other thing is a lot of them have their their all their inventory is online. So like they've got Adam and Eve shops and even what is the big one, the fucking lion's den that you always. Or.
Speaker: like they have an online shop as well. So even though they have the physical locations, you can buy everything online and they'll ship it to you from the store. You also have to remember that, okay, so the adult sex toy stores, that's not all they have in there. They have gag gifts. They have birthday cards. Yeah. Once again, I can get all that shit online. Yeah. But if you, that's, that's another thing too. Yeah. If I want to look like a pervert, I could just come to this show.
Speaker: Everybody that is there is, that is there are genuinely people browsing. You're never the only one. You're never the only one.
Speaker: Yeah, there's there's people there. And there's an awkward moment when you run into somebody you know, like, you know, somebody tried to talk to us at the store once I was like, you guys should try out this strap on. No, no, thank you. Walking. Good. Right. So so like super awkward. Like, you know, like when you're in the sex shop and there's other customers in there, it's not like
Speaker: I bet they're judging us. What the fuck would they be judging us? They're in here, too. No, but you get that feeling, right? We are. But you still have that feeling like the first time he's ever in a sex shop like don't you fucking judge me?
Speaker: Next time I go to a sex shop, I'm getting a t -shirt. Don't judge me Just walk in all the loud and proud Walk around wearing a pineapple shirt
Speaker: Yeah. You, you find another couple that's in the next thing, you know, you guys are back at one of your guys's houses and it's like, Hey, we just bought this today. Hey, we just bought this. Let's try this. Just like, Hey, Hey couples, you down to clown. I picked up a lot of people, but I've never done it in a sex shop.
Speaker: We used to live in Spencer's. We all bought the fucking t -shirts. I'm going to be 100 % honest with both of you and Jeff. You already know this. I never went. I did not shop at Spencer's. I was always in a store. I did not shop at Spencer's until I... No, you shopped at Justin's boot store. Spencer's is a fun start to go into. You laugh, but it's true. Don't fucking lie. Glick went into the boot store. Jeff went into Spencer's. Jeff came out with a black bag and
Speaker: I need to add that in my bucket.
Speaker: No, I was like, well, I came out with it. If Lick and I went to the mall and they had a Justin Boot store in a Spencer's, I'd go to Spencer's, come out wearing jinko jeans and fucking stupid. And Greg could come out, brand new boots going. What'd you buy? Jesus Christ. It was like you want to see what I bought, come to the bathroom with me, bend over. There was like a big diamond. You like my tail.
Speaker: However, on the same subject, a while back I was talking about the 3D printer.
Speaker: So I, every once in a while I scroll on the fucking, uh, it's called Thingiverse. No, I found 3D printable fucking butt plugs. And I was like, really? Well they're, they're pre -rid.
Speaker: No, but yeah, because they don't come out smooth, you have to, so you're going to print a butt plug and then sit there, band it. What you doing, honey? Now we know why you want a 3D printer, Jeff. Docs, we asked for your phone number at the end of the show. Your first purchase at Spencer's was, did you wear it, Sean?
Speaker: Why not do it on open air, Jeff? Just go ahead and give me your phone number when you do that. Sean's just wearing over his fucking jeans. I did find I've adapted for the 3D printer that you can literally, you put melted chocolate in it, and it prints in chocolate. I was like, oh, that's fucking awesome. I was like, you know what? I'm not mad. Sean went to Spencer's and came home and said, hey, Greg, look what I bought. It's a song.
Speaker: The one spot's kind of ripe, though. I'm just saying. I've been sweating all day, boy. It's not strawberry flavored anymore. It's not even long. It's not even long anymore. It's just too strange. It's like sugar mush. Because you know that they're made out of the same things that the
Speaker: Like the candy necklaces. But it's like Tarzan's little flap. Gentlemen. Yeah. You're a significant other. And I say significant other or your partner because we really don't know what went on in Chase's world. Yeah. You should have your partner take a fruit roll up. And in our cases, all of our cases, a mini fruit roll up or wrap it around your, your thingy and give you a BJ.
Speaker: Really? Yeah, really. I've seen that challenge. Then you're not going to think anything. I got our next adventure. We got to try it. Don't ask. This is going to be a moment that like we're all going to come on the show next Saturday and be like, Glick, you're fucking genius. Holy worth it. I got it. I got it. I got to be honest. I got to be honest. Not my idea. Nikki's the one that brought it to my intention. And I was like,
Speaker: It's kind of weird, but all right. And then I was like, Chris is like, I'm not the clown. Not so weird. Not so weird. I like it. I'm just saying. I think it would be a part of that before. Knock a work my ass with one and send it to you in the mail. No, no more. If you're feeling. Use a fruit roll up as a dental dam. I'm not mad at that either. I'm not mad at that. I should try that.
Speaker: This is the effect of dental dam though because you've got to
Speaker: I mean, you can't just lick the outside of a fruit roll up. And after you lick it so much, it's going to dissolve. So then, yeah, but it's your, it's your significant other. So it's not like you haven't gone without a dental dam in the first place. What if you're significant? Three of mine have been in this panel. I was going to say, you're at the worst case scenario on that end.
Speaker: Because let's be honest, Nicki's the only one that hasn't cheated on you yet. And I say yet because I leave room for the future. You guys are going to turn on the TV and they're going to be doing a news report about me going on a serial killing spree. They're going to be like, yep, seeing that coming.
Speaker: Yep, Jeff called that. Why does your pussy taste like fruit roll -up? I'm allergic to fruit roll -ups. I didn't do this. I'm allergic.
Speaker: Oh, that makes sense. Now I know why you like it. Yeah, I got it now. I see what you did there. I see what you did there. I'll be right back unless you have beer in the fridge. You're like, you know what?
Speaker: High five. High five. You know what? You know what? Let's do it again. Well played. Well played. Just keep the EpiPen close by. Just in case. Well played. Well played. Hey, Nicky, I hear something. I did see a buddy of mine took me to a street club one day and I swear to God I saw this chick shoot ice across the stage.
Speaker: Yeah, I just see the cloud of smoke. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's vaping. Yeah, sure. That's what they all say. Steven's looking up where you can buy fruit roll ups.
Speaker: I know how your dirty little mind thinks. I ordered mine. Which is the best fruit roll up to have a woman suck off you? He's leaving over. He's letting over Alyssa. What's your favorite flavor? What's your favorite fruit roll up? Steven's like finally something you can actually joke on.
Speaker: He's like, you know, if I buy fruit from a foot, we're good for a year. What's your favorite flavor of Fruit Roll Up? She's clearly not listening to the show anymore. She's fucking out. She's like out. I literally had to wake her up just to get that out of her. Why would you do that? You're a dickhead for that, Steve. Oh, yeah. Or she could go to the bed. Haven't you ever heard the saying, never wake up a woman, you'll die?
Speaker: Never wake us. I've been married to the I was going to say something similar, but I was like, you know what? I'm going to be nice to her. If you're tired, babe, go to go to bed. Let Lion Monster. If you're if you're tired. Wait, I have a question. So and yes, Connor, I love my actual thing. But I've heard that if you put a fruit roll fruit roll up in in like the freezer, it's supposed to be like fucking awesome.
Speaker: Like it gets brittle. It's like it's brittle. What you're supposed to do is take, take a fruit roll up and put ice cream in it and then roll it up because then it's pretty good action. It's a delicious little treat. Yeah. Don't get like the weird ice cream flavors and shit like that. And put it in there and then you roll the fruit roll up around it and give it a second or two to free or like get cold. It's a little treat.
Speaker: I'm not gonna cut off a piece. Can't she just get those mini fruit roll ups and bring them home for free?
Speaker: My wife was the CEO of Dollar General. That'd be a fucking like... That'd be a really... Like the Moyle. It's like the Moyle with the tip jar. Jarvis said the other night, well, this has done good things for that company. She's done big things for that company since she's taken over. She's done huge things for that company. Is she like the goddamn president of Dollar General or something? Dude.
Speaker: speaking of Dollar General. Do you know what Dollar General is called in Europe? Or in England? I don't know where she could tell us. It's called pound town.
Speaker: because they use British nouns. I saw that on TikTok the other day and I almost fucking died. I was like, you know what? That's reason enough to move there. Just because I just want to leave that. Are you serious? I'm so disappointed. Fuck you Jeff. I'm so disappointed.
Speaker: Why you go pound land, pound land, same difference. I want to leave the house and my wife goes, where are you going? Pound town.
Speaker: Jeff is like the sex version of Guy Fieri. He's like oh I didn't know Chris was in Mexico.
Speaker: But seriously, it's called Poundland. Like what? It's called Poundland. No, because they use the British pound. Oh, well, yeah, I know that fucking part of it. That's the whole point. But I'm just saying, missed opportunity. I don't know about that. It doesn't it doesn't work. Yeah, Pound General.
Speaker: It could be worse, I'm sure Jeff just used the jerevisi You're in South Canada do they call it loony land
Speaker: What the hell is Chamoy? Chamoy is a, is a, Chamoy is a Mexican candy. It's disgusting. Fucking Mexican. So I want to address something real quick because we're already writing a break, but I want to address something real quick. Say said, give me one second. I got to go check and see if there's beer in the refrigerator. Yeah.
Speaker: What the hell do you mean? You have to go check to see it. You should always know if you have beer or you don't have beer. So I've been going to the field so much and everything. I don't know what's in the fridge anymore. So I didn't know. He's been in the field so long. It's not beer anymore. It's moonshine. So you're like, so here's my thing. And I do this on a daily basis. If I'm coming home and it's like, do I need beer? You get beer?
Speaker: I don't drink that often actually. The thing is though, the thing is though, Chris has got one of those counters when they count the people walking into a crowd, but it's his fridge door. It's his fridge. It's his beer shelf. Every time he pulls one off, it does account questions. And I'm like, you know, I'm really not sure. I should probably stop and buy some. And then,
Speaker: That's me with my habits when I run out that is the drinking problem Hey Jeff, yeah, I'm sorry It's like a little gate as he pulls a beer out the gate opens and it doesn't count
Speaker: Okay, first and foremost, because he loses count because he's so fucking drunk all the time. Yeah, it's 2024. I have a smart fridge and I simply get on my boat. A smart fridge. How many beers do I have left? And smart fridge says, well, champ, you drank 47 beers last night and you had 50 zero dumbass.
Speaker: That would be, I'm sorry. I know the calculator's on your phone right now. If your prince said you drank 47 beers last night. It's going to sign you up for the triple A class. You need to go to triple A. She's coming in to tell you you're out of beer. No. Um, I forgot Pilsen blanket. Okay. And I just didn't want you to be like, who the hell is walking away? Oh, I didn't even hear you guys.
Speaker: until you just walked out here with your. Why are you covering the camera? Because because she's got this little tiny sun dress on and my things are you can uncover. Oh, my things are weak and uncovered. Oh, OK, that's fine. God, I'm going to go grab my stuff and I'm leaving. All right. Bye. All right.
Speaker: Chase are you seriously playing with a magazine right now on camera? Yeah a little bit horn magazine
Speaker: Is an old we're not gonna get in trouble for him playing with a fucking magazine. Are we not on tick tock anymore? Technically we are Yeah, I'd put that in the downward direction All right, well I Don't have any good ad reads on here, but I will tell you that liquid IV is by far the greatest way to hydrate yourself and
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Speaker: I don't know what this is, but it's Blacktop Mojo and everyone loves Blacktop Mojo, so let's go.
Speaker: Even when I'm staring at the man my only wish now so I can take it all back And I've robbed every bank from hill to Houston Only thing on my mind now is keep on shooting
Speaker: It's spread out into the sky I'm the bottom now, baby, the legends never die You got me crying now, yeah, you think you won But planning on just an exfoliating my gun Well, planning on just an exfoliating my gun
Speaker: Even the burn of whiskey won't kill my pain Well, the moon gets full and the coyote cries His men are out tripping back, reading lies You see that smoking gun in my head is the body's option
Speaker: I'll miss something, gunshots in the distance, we'll keep on running Yeah, I'll just keep on running And shotgun masks ring out through the air Say anything in front of my gun, don't have a breath And bullets spread out into the sky
Speaker: I'm immortal now, baby, legends never die You got me cut out now, yeah, you think you won Oh, party, you're just an ex -bully like me Oh, party, you're just an ex -bully like me
Speaker: Let's go that far. Chris Glick, bring us back. Jeffrey, bring us back. Who is that man? Intro the show. Come on. You intro the show. I said bye. I love you.
Speaker: I said, bye. Listen, Jeff's just going to pretend like I was fine until you had to say so. No, you move your eyes. I saw your eyes. I was like, you little prick. That was Blacktop Mojo. We are back. That was next bullet by Blacktop Mojo. We are back.
Speaker: Come check us out. We are live tonight is the open door challenge. And of course, if you can't catch us on live, you can go to our bio .link slash nonsensical nonsense and find everywhere we are, including Zen caster, Spotify, and everywhere and anywhere you find your podcast needs. Come check us out. All our promos are there. All our, our sponsors there use our promo code words are hard to save.
Speaker: all the money you need to save. Well, it's 20 % off and then Zcaster has a different price. If I'm not mistaken. But yeah, we are back. I already said we're back. This is not. Who are we though? We're back. Not since twice. You weren't listening. Bring this shit out your ear. You don't say it.
Speaker: I did. Who are we? Who is us? Just said, nonsensical nonsense. We're back. So you don't listen. You had to talk over me because you think you're so cool. But the link is in the bio. What link? For what? I already said it's the open door challenge. Link's in the bio. So you don't pay attention. You don't pay attention. He doesn't pay attention. You see what I have to deal with.
Speaker: on a daily basis. Ladies and gentlemen, I would just like to apologize. And I was trying to experiment tonight. And there's a reason why I'm the greatest coast of all time. And at the end of the day, let's be honest, why I'm the champ. First of all, I think that
Speaker: That's too much effort. No, the whole video actually shows how I built it, too. It's all 3D printing. And not only the fact that I'm the champ and I'm the greatest host of all time, but I'm also the only person who gets to celebrate what today is with the man, you know, accordingly.
Speaker: I see what you did there. We don't need you there. Yeah, I love you. I'm going to do what Stone Cold once did, and I'm going to arrive, raise hell and leave. So see you later, guys. I just realized I couldn't hear a damn. I didn't even know he was here.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: I'm sick Yeah, you can put your hands up He doesn't he doesn't want you that's the thing he spent one night with you and he was like I like I like honors big big big for You look like the jebediah Oh tool
Speaker: And Irish at the same time. At least you got your ish together. Yeah. That was good. That was funny. I like that.
Speaker: Okay, I got it. I'll just say since y 'all both will start fighting I'll cut myself in half y 'all just have to It's on the top It's perfectly normal to be in a trouble. Yeah whoops caps
Speaker: I have no idea. We have the rule. You do have to have your camera on, sir. That sounds like you, Jarvis. Oh, yeah. Look at this guy. Oh, yeah. This guy's not going to show his wiener. Yeah. OK. Drake man's not going to show his wiener. Go ahead.
Speaker: Just I didn't do it. I didn't do anything. I was getting ready to pull him up. That was disgusting, though. Yeah, that was weird. That was like it. But it wasn't me or did it look kind of like a weird video? It looked like a weird video. I'm sure that as soon as we pulled him up, it was going to be exactly 100 percent. I'm screaming at us. Who's screaming? I love you, Jarvis. I appreciate every time you come into the show.
Speaker: Yeah. It looked like that totally looked like a, just a, like a video, like he was holding the phone up to his camera. I don't know. And that's why I was hesitant to bring it up, but it was like, does he drinking eggs? Yeah. It looked like a TikTok video or something. And I'm like, yeah, I don't believe it.
Speaker: Yeah. Feel free to pop in. It is the open door challenge night, but you must have your camera on and we will wait until we see you sitting there. And we will wave or showing certain amount of fingers, not the one finger. We wasn't doing the one finger. No, not that finger. Do I get renamed now? I'm going to.
Speaker: I got you. I'm already there. Oh, do you not like that? I say you're pissing too darn loud, boy. It's late at night and you're pissing right in the center of the bowl like you're frying chicken in there. You got a piss on the side, boy. Make it a stealth mission. You're causing a whole ruckus pissing like that, boy.
Speaker: You know, the best thing about that video is it blocks Chris's camera, because he's technically doing something illegal. The grown man holding a little boy's penis. I shaved today, so it grew. I got an extra millimeter out of it. Yeah, let's go, boys. You keep the bushes nice and trimmed, the deck will look bigger. I cleaned everything up down there. I got an extra inch and a half today. I'm up to two inches.
Speaker: Jesus Christ. He's just celebrating Zohan. It's the biggest bush. Look at the bush. It's been a long winter, Jeff. Hey, that's fair in Ohio. That's fair. You see my beard. You see my beard. What do you think the bush looks like?
Speaker: Call one of your OnlyFans, they'll tell us. I love to show my wiener on the interwebs. That's not a bulge, ladies. That's a bush. I like it when I wear gray sweatpants because you get a hair sticking out of it.
Speaker: Well, I, well, no, I, I, the ladies pull up the high, the high stockings and their hair sticks out. So I, I, I bought it and it looks like I got a third leg.
Speaker: And then when I walk, I'm like, yeah. And he gets bored, he turns into spikes. Sometimes I do a Mohawk, but if I can have great short pants and I, you know, I take it all down to the side of my leg and it's like, yeah.
Speaker: I mean, if women can wear 20 pounds of makeup.
Speaker: and use filters. I can use hair gel on my Afro Boosh, on my man porch, and make it look like I have a huge cock. It's the end of the day, we're both waking up in the morning, disappointed as hell. There's a reason why when I send dick pics, it's a Barbie doll hand holding my dick. I can see how cute. Nice.
Speaker: Paul Rudd say something about Placa Seagulls. What the hell was that movie? It was on Fred. No, it was on Fred. Yeah, it was Adam Sandler. The wedding singer. The wedding singer. He's taking the plane. The guy's got the Placa Seagulls haircut. He's like, so you like Placa Seagulls? He's like, nope, but I know you do. Oh, that's terrible.
Speaker: I can't get that image out of my head now, Christmas, in the shower. Yeah, that looks pretty good. Little mohawk. Hey, honey, look at this. What's that? What's that, baby? What's that, buddy? Why have you been in the shower for two hours? Where's all that hair gel? Don't worry about it.
Speaker: Never you mind, woman. Never you mind. Did you run out of beer? You're going to the store again. No, we ran out of hair gel. Why are you out of beer butter? Beer butter, beard wax. Get the moose. That was the foam moose.
Speaker: That's not whipped cream, baby. That's a moose. Yeah, you gotta be boozy about it. What are you playing over there, Chase? Forza. Hell yes. He's texting your mom. Cheers. I forgot that you I forgot that you grew up in an orphanage.
Speaker: That's what I said. It's like all the long distance text. Come up here and join us. That links there. Teach me how to say your name. Is it Mark? Marquez? Marquez? Marquez? Go with mama. You're going to be coming up here and you're like, actually it's pronounced Fred.
Speaker: Well, it's like George Carlin once said. It's Chumofsky, but it's spelled J -H -O -N. They're all silent. Just don't worry about it. Yes. George Carlin was not that funny. He had some funny stuff. And neither was Sam Kennison. Sam Kennison was not funny at all.
Speaker: All he did was screaming like, fuck, I can do that. It's French. You do do that. Oh, my best friend is French. What? Yeah. My best friend is not French. No, I'm not. I'm not his best friend. I don't even make the top fucking 10, dude. Here's trashy. That's my best friend, Sir Pousoir. Yeah.
Speaker: He's French. Very, very, very, very. If we saw it in my space, Connor would not be in my top eight. He used to be, until I met this asshole. How is that my fault? First of all, second of all, I don't want to be in your top 10, Chris. If I'm on your top 10 friend list, then I have the problem.
Speaker: I see your Uno reverse card and I raised you. Reverse with glue. You can't draw a four motherfucker. I'm changing the color. I'm rubber your glue. Right at Uno. That's why you look like a twister. That's actually that's actually not glue. Just saying.
Speaker: I mean you could call it glue. It's Glick's glue. In a pinch. Glue when it dries but you know. I was gonna say in a pinch it might work.
Speaker: he said we we he's immature he's immature he's immature and he hates France yeah but at the end of the day the French won't give a fuck because they don't give a fuck on anything give them their wine
Speaker: Well, let's be honest the Germans just gave him a bottle of wine they're like yeah, go ahead take it We got No bathrooms over there Just
Speaker: get canceled for what for making fun of the French? Yeah, they were so impressed. We're gonna get a medal for making fun of the French. Hashtag greatest podcast of all time. What'd they do? They spent three hours making fun of the French.
Speaker: Donald Trump loves this podcast. They're terrible though. The only thing Joe Biden and Donald Trump can agree on. They're terrible.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: I'm waiting on her to get home and I'm like, okay. Started drinking early, did we? The next message I got from him was. He said, he said, just he said, just we're lining on Nikki to get back from the store. And I was like, all right. And then he said, this guy, he's trying to set up now.
Speaker: I said, are you having a stroke? Was you smelling the burnt toast? So the truth is I was trying to tell Chris that way he wouldn't get mad at me for being on at like seven thirty at the dot. Nikki was at the store and I was waiting on her to get back. And then at like seven twenty, I was like, fuck this, because my daughter was asleep. I was like, I'm getting I'm setting up right now. But I was trying to set up. And so I was sending that. Yeah.
Speaker: That's why Chris and I just send voice messages. We're too lazy to type. We're like, hey, do I need to do it? I don't want to hear this. We were literally having a full conversation. And then Chris is like, dude, I'm in the studio. I'm like, I'm in the fucking studio, Joe. Then he shows up and he's naked. He's laying on his bed and he's like, I was laying out all Burt Reynolds and shit. He's like, I want my phone. I was like, I can tell.
Speaker: The phone's the only thing covering The spot I shave today, let me know I miss the spot
Speaker: where Bert Reynolds put on the cowboy boots full of Vaseline. Stripped teeth. I'm like, Jeff, I bought new boots today. Watch this. I understand why Bert Reynolds' character did that, but that bear boots is completely wasted now. You'll never get all the Vaseline out of the fucking boots.
Speaker: Yeah, I get those Vaseline out of them boots. Use the same pressure tip that I use to permanently mark. This is kind of true. That's like it. But would that work? Because Vaseline sticks to everything. Definitely. I mean, did you see what I did? Yeah, but then you just then you might as well just put the boots through a fucking shredder. Do the same thing.
Speaker: God, I wish I was the champ back then. Could you imagine if I signed it? For those of you who don't know, Jeff and I went to school together. We went to a career center. We went to a trade school and we were in building trades. Here's the crazy thing. That pressure washer was three days old.
Speaker: Apparently, Jeff and I thought it was a great idea to take turns shooting each other's hard hats off of our head. With a zero tip on it. Literally, to prove how strong it was, we used the same tip to cut a two by four and a half. There was a four by four. And everybody was going, we were shooting hard hats off. Did you wear safety glasses?
Speaker: No, no, the only reason we wore a hard hats was because if we did, we got yelled at. Yeah. It was a little bit too loose and when I hit it, it blew off of his head.
Speaker: No, no, Vinny Vinny used to wear his hard hat so fucking tight It was like he would have a permanent line across his head. So Chris is like I can get it off You hear Vinny going fuck The hard hat came off and he had a Nike check It is still there
Speaker: It is a faint scar, but if you go on a Vinnie's Facebook page, he's got a picture of him and his woman arm and arm. Not a fish, not a fishtail at all, Alyssa. This is a hundred percent dream story. You can take that pressure washer and you could cut a four by four in half with it, with that tip on it, with that zero tip on it.
Speaker: Uh, was there domestic violence? Is that why you had to turn the camera off? She needed me to put bio freeze on her shoulder. She punched her in the kidney. God, she just threw the baby on the floor. Uh oh. The baby is out in the fucking garage right now. She, I just watched her throw her on the floor. Nikki, I'm reporting you.
Speaker: The baby fell. It was late. No, stop making excuses for you. I'm recording you and she punched you in the kidneys twice and then she just threw the baby on the floor. Nicky. Listen, you know. It's Nick. He's not even her real name. Her real name. No, it's not.
Speaker: You can't really see it in this picture because it's blown up but in the actual picture you can actually see a scar on Ben's head It's like indented it's like indented
Speaker: Deborah and Brenda. I didn't want to show Vinnie's full face or his wife, but it's there. Benji, what's going on, buddy? Benji, holy Jesus. You know where the link is? You got some explaining to do, Lucy. What's up, Bertha? You know what it looks like? I think I might have gotten a better picture.
Speaker: Why? Why do we bring the baby out to the cement garage? Why not? Because she still can figure out how to walk. Well, because that's the way your wife can body slam her onto the concrete. Apparently, it's your mouth. Yeah, Chase, you shut your whore mouth. She is a nice lady and she would never beat anyone other than me.
Speaker: right there. Hey, I didn't say nothing about her beating the baby. Yes, it is literally seen that you. Yes, you can try and pass that name off all you want. That's you, Brenda. I'm trying to figure out. I think Linda. Nice work with the emojis, binge. Nice work with the emojis. I'm sitting here looking at him.
Speaker: Actually looks like a swastika is what it looks like. Yeah, there's a goddamn gorgeous silver fox, too. Yeah, he does, too. Who is it? Son of a bitch. I shoot him in the head with a power washer. I used to make fun. I used to joke around about hooking up with his mom. In your defense, his mom was fucking stupid on. On a scale of one to 10, she was like a million.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Yeah, she was hot. But you know, Stacy's mom's got it going on. OK, how are you spending time with her if you're on the pot, if you're listening to the podcast or you listen to such a sweet ass emoji move? That's a gold star. That's a good time. That's a gold star emoji. That's a first for the show. That's a gold star. Did you see what he did?
Speaker: Yeah, I see that. Everyone, you've said this like seven times, Chris. Shut up. I saw it. Jesus. OK. Oh, yeah, that's right. I won't be able to feel you anyway. The one subject, the one subject shouldn't be so blown out, Connor. And Chris was an inch and a half, dude. It doesn't it doesn't make it past the cheeks. I got two inches now.
Speaker: You're just blown out. I got to make it. I think Jeff here. Jeff is trying to talk. I'm sorry. No, no big deal. No, I was just saying the one subject that Vince that Chris hit with the pressure roger that can beat us all on is movies. This dude would go to the movies three, four times a week. He would always he would like he would always come to school and he'd clean out his pockets. He'd have like 12 fucking movie stubs. I mean, if a movie was out.
Speaker: Yeah, I did. Prick. Oh, legitimate model. She was a model. Yeah, she's fucking gorgeous. Prick. His mom or his current? I mean, she's not his mom, but. Let's be honest. Sorry, I'm kidding. I'm kidding, Vinny. I love that you think Vinny. I adored his mom. I thought she was a lover. She's a sweetheart. She was a sweetheart. Thank you.
Speaker: We're not gonna lie. My imagination ran wild. Vinny waited us for it. Just grab like three fucking beers and come back. Yeah, dude. There's no reason you should be sitting here with one beer. Yeah. Good lord. I thought you were a fucking... What is this fucking amateur hour? Jerry, we know how to drink it. What is this? The Talking Podcast? What is the amateur hour?
Speaker: Yeah, what is this? The talking shit podcast. But there's no I in shit. It's a fucking podcast. It's shit that you did. I love those guys. You guys are awesome. Yeah, of course he lives. Why doesn't he have a beer for a dinner? Because he's he's enlisted. Yes, he lives. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker: Don't get a real fridge, get a beer fridge. That's all you need. He has an apartment that came with a fridge. So there's nothing wrong with beer fridges? Yeah, but he doesn't, he doesn't spend his money on beer fridges. He spends his money on beer and skull. Prostitutes, lady boys. And all the online farming games that exist.
Speaker: He goes downtown and he looks for the prostitutes and say, ah, get up, Chase, get up and go get three more fucking beers and set them down on the thing. You fucking amateur. I only have like, I have to order more beer from three door dash because that's the last one I have. How much is that? Because we don't have any beer either, but I really want a drink. I really want a bottle of Jameson. Really fucking bad.
Speaker: I think you get there for like $20 delivered. I feel like I'm the only one celebrating the Irish tonight. I got my Ireland forever shirt on, which is excellent. I'm wearing a green shirt. That's about as much as you're going to get out of me. I'm wearing nothing green, actually. I got a green lighter. I'm not wearing anything. I got a green controller. I have green underwear on, but I'm not wearing underwear. I've got a green tattoo on my dick. You'll never see it. Oh, I've seen it.
Speaker: The guys did what Connor did was he went and got $100 bill tattooed on his dick and it looks like a $1 bill because they spelled it out. Yeah, I was like, I was like, hey, Glick, you want to see one of those fine line tattoos? I was like, hey, Glick, how quick could you blow $100? And I was like, I don't know. I guess pretty fast. You said prove it. I was like, that's only a dollar, bro. It's just like it grows. It grows. It'll be once more in here in a minute.
Speaker: What's all what's all over the group chat yeah Miss it out. I remember she has a delay. So she's she's typing something. We don't we've already moved faster. Yeah At a fairly early time today, it's only like 1 a .m. In Scotland Well, she hasn't been to bed yet
Speaker: he said no one is getting to see his dick. Who put my dick in the group chat? Chris, really? You got that mad about me and Doc that you put my dick pic in the group chat? No, the group chat where all we do is send each other dick pics. Yeah, that's what a group cat's for. Oh, my God, Connor, pay attention to the fucking show. I told you that was private. Not anymore. We are just we're live. Again,
Speaker: Sorry ladies and gentlemen for those of you guys who don't know car is not the brightest crown in the knife drawer Guys don't look don't look guys. It's just for me Hold on I gotta go to my hidden folder that's snapchat
Speaker: No, it's 221 for fuck's sakes. Yes, because I'm a fucking time clock. Chase, where are you at? El Paso. Where? El Paso. Oh. You fucking twat. Wait, what? How am I fucking twat? Connor with the hard ER. You act like I wasn't there for the last three fucking years.
Speaker: You used to ask me that shit all the fucking time. How am I nonsensical Biden when you can't remember that? Oh, I don't listen to you. Let's be honest. Yeah. Just like Joe Biden, we we we tune you out in one of the other. I treat you like my kids. I treat you like my ex -wife. It's. And I just I just stare at you. I just stare at each other.
Speaker: It's twice not taught. Yeah. Perfect. Last night, my name looks sick. Yeah. Silly sausage. What about your neighbor? My neighbors. They don't like me after, after last night, bro. I did. So I did Glick's house of music last night. Not like, not like my, my co -host would listen and support my show or anything like that. You know, I do it for him, but he wouldn't do it for me. Yeah, it is what it is.
Speaker: for you to for you to do that too. So, I'm I'm fine with that. I'm going to report the **** out of your show if you have one. Oh, I can't. I want my own show. Nonsensical nonsense is part of my life. Why would I want to add more to it?
Speaker: Cause this is, this is the one that I want to blow up, not something where I talk about some bullshit business. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's just going to ride the coattails of the amazing host and podcast creator that I am. And Jeff will get the win. You know, this is where we signed our a hundred million dollar contract on Spotify. Actually, because Joe Rogan, you know what Joe Rogan can do, Jeffrey?
Speaker: Do you? This is what Joe Rogan can do. Suck my dick and eat my ass all you sons of bitches. You say that and take one leg kick from him. Cause I'm going to sign a $200 million contract from Spotify and Jeff's going to get 50 ,000 and he'll be happy. That was kind of me.
Speaker: I get it. You see, look, you're right there. Jim does not add it up. You know how much 50 ,000 will go in Mexico? Yeah. 50 ,000 million down here. I give Jeff 50 ,000. Jeff's like, bro, I just literally started 200 million dollar contract. Thanks. And then I'll come down and then I'll throw another 20 ,000 at him and call him a dirty whore and tell him to go clean himself up.
Speaker: Where you have all the negatives of living in living in Mexico and all the negatives of living in the United States, yeah, great You're on mute Why do you want to why do you want to shit all over one of our biggest fans? Yeah
Speaker: Connor, I've already made it very clear. I don't want to fight the man if I have to. I don't think if anybody that I would not want to fight Joe Rogan is that if I have to. Like it's like, you know, you got to get in this octagon with him or you're going to die. It's going to be like, all right, cool. This is like, you know what, you're going to die both ways. You might want to take a little L. So I go, OK, OK, OK.
Speaker: I gotta get in here or I gotta, so is this a no rules, anything goes type of fight? Street fight, if you will. And then I go, Joe, I'd like to introduce you to my very good friend. The rules is you can grab his dick and twist it. Oh my God. That fucking video, every time it shows up, I'm like, where you been? Oh my God.
Speaker: The next time I see a street fight, I'm going to scream that. Somebody's got to film it. Somebody's got to film it. There's no part of me that thinks I can fight Joe Rogan.
Speaker: but if you make me fight him and it's anything goes, I'm going to introduce him to my good friend, Mr. Smith and Wesson. I'm going to shoot you with his kneecap and I'll be like, ah, not so tough now, are you? Like, kick me now, dick motherfucker. Yeah, like kick me now, bitch. That shit would probably still hurt. And just to be safe, rule number two in Zombieland, double tap. Yep, yep. And this is going to look like, this is going to look like the perfect old man.
Speaker: Let's be real that rule number two took rule number one for you. Okay. There is, there is no cardio for Chris and zombie Lynn. It's just rule number two over and over and over again. Is that not the greatest entrance to a fucking movie? The, the, the fucking rules popping up. As, as my friend said, one zombie lane or not. The walking dead first come out.
Speaker: Everybody makes fun of their redneck, their white redneck friend until zombies show up. Hi, I'm the redneck friend. So when I was down in Charleston, everybody started watching it. Just because you fucked your cousin doesn't make you redneck. All right, buddy. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: It was the brother that made a redneck. Roll Tide, give us a Roll Tide Chase. Roll Tide. Roll Tide, even though I hate the fucking Alabama Crimson Tide. I'm a balls fan. Go balls. Go what? The balls. What Tristan? All I heard is he wanted balls in his mouth.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm not. I'm not tracking what the fuck he's saying. Just Connor's balls. Give me the balls. Give me the balls. Oh, oh, so now you're monogamous to me. That's a big word. I tripped over it, but I got there. Now, that's a big word. Now, now it's just me. Now that Chris is throwing you out the fucking window. You said you made my upper half. You dirty my upper half. So you get the you get the dedication of the upper half. Chris gets the upper half. Sounds like I get the upper half and the lower half now.
Speaker: You're a bitch. Dirty hoe. Be a good boy for daddy. Tell daddy how you like it. He can't talk. My dick's in his mouth.
Speaker: Chris is on the phone. He had to walk away. He's like, yeah, everybody, whoever he's on the phone, it's like his boss. I'm going to say he's got a dick in their mouth. No, don't worry about it. It's just my fucking boss. Don't lie to me. I'm going to use fake gagging in the background. What are you doing? It's Saturday night. What does it sound like to you? Put your balls in his mouth. What are you doing?
Speaker: Hashtag worth it, right Really playing farm sim right now while you're on this podcast. No, I'm not playing farm sim. I'm playing forza Motorsports it's a racing game. Oh, yeah, I remember that game is that game is dope
Speaker: Yeah, it is. And I like their rising series. I don't even have an Xbox. If I buy an Xbox, that's the only game I will buy. Chris, take the dick out of your mouth. Yeah, yeah, Jeff, it's totally worth it. So it's worth it. Oh, yeah. So how was the conversation? I'm not wearing pants. I'm wearing shorts, fucker. It's obvious that he's wearing shorts, you blind motherfucker. That's more than that. Oh, that leg, that sexy leg.
Speaker: All right, that's enough of that. Well, those are some sexy new balances he had on. They're not new balances. They're the Air Force ones. They're just dirty as fuck. A little behind the scenes. Those are his wife's Air Force ones, by the way. No, no, she's got her own pair. No, she wears size. She wears size nine. Jeff is. She does. She does. I have a size eight. She wears a size nine. Not a joke. Not surprised.
Speaker: that's how we
Speaker: And he's like, how the hell am I supposed to wear your dresses if I don't wear your high heels? It's not my fault. I just wanted to feel tall for once. Jeff, I accept that you try my shoes on, but you got to stop with the underwear. Tired of finding skid marks on my doll. It's a matching set. Have you ever seen Silence of the Lambs? You've never seen that in a while, Bill.
Speaker: There was a real life recreation of Jeff. Yeah, it's based on True Story. It puts promotion on it. It used to be Saturday night for Jeffs, but now he's here. So now it's every night. I do it every night. I'm not on the show. Speaking of Wild Bill. It's Friday night, and in the background is Glick's House of Music.
Speaker: No, no. Speaking of Wild Bill, I shoot you not where we started watching Monk. Because I've seen Monk and my wife. I'm crying over you. And we started we started watching Monk the other day. And my wife goes, Why does that guy look familiar? Oh, look at the time. It's time to take a break. He was just telling a really boring story. Okay, I don't care.
Speaker: Actually, I do have to get going I'm up I am I have to pick them up pick who up the wife and kids One of your broken down cars Send an uber to go get them That would be fucking hilarious Mexico
Speaker: No, I literally take a cab over there, pick them up. So you call a cab? Why would you call a cab? No, no, no. You can't. Here's the thing. It's not necessarily safe for them to go out onto the street and get a cab themselves. They're Mexican. They're fine. It's not safe for you. You're a fucking gringo in Mexico. Yeah, but nobody, nobody bothers me. And it's not because I'm scary. It's just because I always have this fuck you look on my face.
Speaker: It's probably safer for them than you. No, it's not safe for women and children to walk around certain neighborhoods at night. Don't tell them not to walk around. I don't know where they're at, but you say, Hey, cap, this is where they are. And then the cap pulls up and then they love that you think that's how it works. Yeah, because that's how it works everywhere. That's how it works everywhere in the world, except for fucking Mexico, apparently.
Speaker: It's a cab. It's a cab. They don't have a phone number. Uber is actually in a lawsuit with the cab union here. Yeah. They're in a lawsuit with the cab union and America too. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they are losing and the problem is the cab drivers losing.
Speaker: Oh, really? The cab companies here, the cab companies here use Molotov cocktails. Uber and Lyft is laughing and shitting on the cab companies in America. Really? Here they don't fuck around. Why? Because A, it's a better deal. It's cheaper. B, it's safer. C, it's a lot more comfy. And D, fuck you cab companies and fuck you cabbies.
Speaker: You know, here's my problem with the cab companies. Why can't you guys just become Uber? Just get an Uber license. Yeah, exactly. You don't have to have an Uber license. You know what you mean? Not an Uber license. Yeah, yeah. Why don't you sign up? How hard is it, right? Oh, I should try to find that cover. I don't know if I can find a good cover. I'll have to look for a good cover for eventually. For what? That's how cabs and Uber works everywhere else in the world, except for Mexico. So please tell me, how do cabs and Ubers work in Mexico?
Speaker: Uber, you can use the app, but right now the app is locked. You can't use it because it's dangerous. Okay, so how do cabs work? How do cabs work? You literally stand on the street and catch a fucking cab. You can do that in the streets as well, but you can also call them and order a cab. They won't show a cab. Just like everywhere else in the world. Yeah, that's the problem. Here's the problem. If you call a cab, they won't come because they think it's a setup. It's cartel country.
Speaker: Maybe you shouldn't live in fucking Cancun. Oh, it depends on the area. This guy has a cover story for everything. It's not a cover story. It's facts.
Speaker: 22 years. I'm just, this is mine. I swear to God. If I ever get down to Cancun and I call a cab and they come to the hotel and they're like, uh, and I'm waiting outside the hotel, the hotel's different because hotel, the hotel, they have, they have SUVs sitting out front that are cabs that will charge you like a hundred dollars to go three blocks. Or if I'm at your house and I call a cab, they pull up outside of your gated community and they're like, did you call for a ride? And then I just take my big ass out.
Speaker: and I go and they show up and not only once they get there and they text me and say hey we're here señor click first thing I'm going to do is kick you in the throat and then I'm going to drag you the only cab the only cabs you can call is if you personally know that cab driver and I don't get to know my cab driver you're a real person with the bottom of my foot worthless coming up your ass
Speaker: But like I said, I do have to go. I got to go pick them up. I got the message a little bit ago. So I'm out, boys. Well, bye, Felicia. Yep. I have to say a fucking racehorse. This guy. Just fucking leave already. Jesus Christ. This guy. This guy. Chase is adding a lot to this podcast tonight. I'm glad he's here. Hey, Chase, take us.
Speaker: Uh, I don't know how to do that. I guess, I guess we're going to break guys. Bye. Enjoy the break music for those of you who don't know how to do this break stuff. Let me do it for you. Hmm. Take the lessons, Connor. We're going to take a real quick break. We'll be back here in just a few minutes before we go to break. I want to shout out one of our sponsors.
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Speaker: Let's do one of Blacktop Mojo's songs. Not necessarily Goodbye Horses, however, it is a song that has horses in the title. Blacktop Mojo with like, wow, horses. Go ahead and check out Blacktop Mojo, wherever you stream music and all social media at Blacktop Mojo. Show the guys some love. Make sure you check out their tour dates, especially U Chase. If you like the band, they are a Texas band and they are all over Texas all the time.
Speaker: Huh, I'll check that out for sure. We're here at Blacktop Mojo with Lake Wild Horses. We'll be back in a minute. All the days run away like a wild horse in a tumbling over the hills.
Speaker: In the night, drop around me like a two thin blanket that won't keep out the chill I'll just bite in your eyes, burn a hole right through me And it's one I'll never fill I'd be dead and gone if looks could kill If looks could kill
Speaker: And the lamp lights fade into a window pane like a memory of a time And the dark road ahead looks a little better brighter when you're running for your life All the spot in your eyes burned a whore right through me And it's one I never felt Yeah, I'd be dead and gone if looks could kill
Speaker: But looks could kill I've seen that love somewhere before A mirror hanging on the door
Speaker: And listen when I'm always seen The dirt I got all over me And the days run away like a wild horse and a tumbling over the hills And I drive around like a tooth in blank and I won't keep out the chill
Speaker: I'm a spy and your eyes burn a whore right through me And it's one I'll never fill And I'd be filled and gone if looks could kill If looks could kill I'm a daze on a way like this
Speaker: And the lamb's life ain't doing no pain And the dog has a little bit of pain
Speaker: you
Speaker: What a good song. I do like that song. I'm looking forward to the new album. Actually, that's a phenomenal song. What did you say the band name was? Blacktop Mojo. Blacktop Mojo. I believe it's off their new album Paulin. I'm looking forward to the new album. Looking forward to everything those guys do. Friends of the show.
Speaker: We've been playing their music for a hot minute. You guys should know him by now. Blacktop Mojo. Go ahead and check them out. Go ahead and show them some love. Wherever you listen to music and on all social media at Blacktop Mojo. Welcome back to Nonsense. Go Nonsense, everybody. I'm Glick. You guys know that. We got Connor in the building somewhere. He did.
Speaker: Jeff left because his vagina is bleeding and he's not allowed to do any more than three hours. Let's be honest. He's not going to go pick up his wife and kids. Whatever you want to call her has laid down the law and he's not allowed to do any more than three hours on the show. It is what it is. Let's just call a spade a spade. And we got captain fours himself in the building. Oh, wait. No, you're definitely not a captain.
Speaker: Wasn't here. Private. Sergeant, Sergeant Forza. Private, first class. A little bit higher than private. Shut up, Connor. Let me do my intro, since you sons of bitches can't figure out how to do it. Hey, I don't know how to do the fancy tech work. Ask you, not you, your guest, not you.
Speaker: two co -host here who should be able to take us to break or come back and reintroduce the show. Well, since everybody happened Saturday, Saturday night, it's been a long time since it's been this quiet on a Saturday night, man. Really has.
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Speaker: So yeah, we're all over the place. Glick, did you change something with your microphone or your audio settings while you were doing that? Yeah, you literally just changed. Like in the middle of it, like close to the beginning of your intro, you got like really clear and had no echo and it sounded really good. And then it was like something switched again and now you're back to the way you usually are. I don't know how I usually am.
Speaker: It's not bad. It's just, there was like a fifth, 10, 15 second interval where you sounded like you were in a studio. Like it was really, there was no side or background noise, nothing like that. It was just you. And there was no echo. Just like that. Whatever you're doing right now. Yes. I'm not doing anything.
Speaker: But you sound very different. You know, you know, you know what it is. I think what it is is because there's Mike in this court is three years old. I think I'm getting some loose wires. I got to get a new cable to connect my, my mic too. I actually noticed that the other day, um, I was uploading, I was uploading an episode post my internet super wonky right now. And I was up and like right in the middle of me talking.
Speaker: When I upload episodes, I like to go back and I listen to you put the descriptions in for the shows. And I was like right in the middle of talking and it sounded great. And then all of a sudden it went like super high. It sounded like I was standing in a tunnel. Yeah. And it came back down. So I think I'm thinking. That's what it's doing. I'm thinking I got some cables, loose wires.
Speaker: Yeah. Cause you've been sounding the same all night and then like something, you moved something on your desk or something like that. And I kind of, I figured you like pressed something or I just moved my microphone. I just moved my microphone. So Chris, I mean, the Gallic tomorrow is St. Patty's day. What are your big plans other than getting
Speaker: hammered. Because you do that every night. I just assume you're gonna go a little bit harder tomorrow. Well, I'm already getting into my Irish spirit as you guys see. Ireland forever. My little bedazzled Shamrock, my Shamrock cowboy hat. Actually, to be honest with you, I think we're gonna go out and have one or two green beers and then just kind of come home and have a lot of regular beers.
Speaker: Uh, well, I think I have to work. I don't know if she's going to, or if she has to or not, uh, like in the evening. Um, if she does, I'm going to play call it duty. I'll be 100%. Honestly, I'm gonna play call it duty. And, uh, if not, we'll probably order door dash and watch terrible scary movies. Like the leprechaun.
Speaker: You know what? It is St. Patty's Day. So I think that feels right. We should watch. We should have a leprechaun marathon. How many leprechaun movies are there? I didn't know there was more than one. Like 473. Holy shit. About 472 too many. Do they literally have a leprechaun movie called leprechaun in the hood? Is that one where he doesn't kill anybody because they all run away like normal smart people?
Speaker: And then white people come to the neighborhood. Have you ever seen a horror movie? You do know that the black guy or the black person always dies first. The movie was literally like five minutes long. There was just one random white dude that took a wrong turn and ended up in the hood and he survived. No, but no, for real, there is a leprechaun in the hood.
Speaker: The first leprechaun has Jennifer Aniston in it. Or Jennifer Aniston was famous. Still hot. Jennifer Aniston's always been hot, let's be honest. She's like in her 60s now and she's still hot. Is she? I'm gonna look it up right now. She's older. She is much older now. She's in her 50s, I think. She is. Yeah, she's 55.
Speaker: She's the same age as my dad. Well, she's a year younger than my dad, and I think she is still smoking. Oh, Chase, what about you, Dyson? I mean, Chase. Yeah, Dyson. Yeah. Dyson, you suck really good. I am going to church in the morning, and then outside of that, nothing. You're going to church? Yes.
Speaker: really shut the shut the fuck up chris my uh when did you start going back to church when my commander literally did everything but tell me he would write paperwork against me to go just kidding he didn't he didn't it's like something that a co would do but you know he started to spankle
Speaker: No, but the churches the commander goes to and he talked about what was in the box. And I went last Sunday and it's actually really good. I like it. His commander threatened to spank you and now we know why he chased his Catholic all of a sudden. You're like a little father cock in your mouth, huh? You know the chaplain you're 16.
Speaker: My nickname is Dyson. This is the body of Christ and the semen of Christ. Take it. Yeah. Well, good for you. Good for you, Doc. Genuinely good for you. Stronger than I ever was. I fuck around. You know, everybody has their right to religion and whatever you, you know, helps you find
Speaker: Peace or whatever, you know, where, you know, find your, I struggled. I don't, I don't believe in organized religion. I struggled with it for a long time. I really do too. In my opinion, I don't care for Christianity or anything like that. Catholicism, you know, uh, I'm Norse pagan at the end of the day, but it's not about whatever religion it is. It's about you finding peace and comfort and trying to be a good person at the end of the day. So if that's, you know, what you're into.
Speaker: What about her to you? My church is up on Sunday morning and drink more. Because you can't get hung over if you're never sober. You can't get hung over if you never stop drinking. Glick's got an alarm every hour. Time for another six pack. I'd go to bed after this one. So you guys, you guys did a lot of drinking and stuff like that when you were in Korea.
Speaker: from apparently, from what I heard, you guys drank and fucked each other a lot. Have you guys ever drank so much, you drank yourself sober? Yeah. No, no. Yeah. One of the few nights in Korea, I ended up becoming the sober one. This fucking raging alcoholic, when I was younger,
Speaker: when I was a raging out, when I was legitimately a raging alcoholic, I'm not anymore. I would, there was many a times where I drank myself and there's no doubt in my mind, I was 100 % fucking sober. However, if you took my BAC at the time, my BAC would say another thing, but my, my body and my mind and everything was 100 % fully functioning.
Speaker: 100 % sober as could fucking be. See, I've never had that. I've never had that. I've had, you know, drink, drink till you forget things. That's, that was, that was a normal occurrence, but I don't know about drinking yourself sober. Yeah. I'm not bragging about that. I hope nobody ever experiences that. No, it's, it's, it's, it's terrible. It's, I was pretty bad off in my early twenties.
Speaker: That's why I say, you know, big, big ups to the people who hit sobriety and, and, and everything like that. Stop drinking, but we don't have to stop drinking to be sober at the end of the day. You don't control Connor. Like I can control him bitches. You can't control me. I control you. Oh yeah. I was coming to give you a little tickle team. That's a fair point.
Speaker: They'll tinks, they'll taint, taint tickle and ball squeeze. Fine. Fine. I'll come on the show again. Who's your daddy? She was doing this, but I guess you, cause you told me. I feel like if you're cradling and doing the taint tick tickling, then the person you're doing to doing it to is, is daddy.
Speaker: Yeah, but what if I make somebody else do it so that I ring so that I can keep control over said person who's getting the cradle and the tickle? So you're intentionally going to be a cuck so that you can control. I'm not a cuck. I'm like I'm like master. I'm making my I'm making my gimp do the things that I need that be done so that I can still ring control over you like a proper king, like a proper champ, if you will.
Speaker: I still feel like that's more of a cuck situation, but you know to each his own Not watching the situation go. That's a lie. That's a lie. You're if you're watching that happen You tell Jarvis to tickle my taint and grab my ball sack. I know good and goddamn Well, you're in the corner beating off watching it. Don't tell me I would too. I don't beat off. I might take a peek I
Speaker: I rule my kingdom with Jarvis' soft hands and tank tickle.
Speaker: as he's secretly salivating over there at the, at the side of like, I'm like, he's doing a good job. I can go about my champ duties. And then I go elsewhere. Dyson. No, there was definitely a lot of alcohol in Korea though. A lot.
Speaker: I know. I feel like just watching some of the snatch at you sent me, I was getting drunk just watching them. I'm like, I'm sitting at home minding my own business. It's 10 o 'clock in the morning. Why are these guys fucking hammered not realizing that it's only like midnight over there or whatever? Oh, no, it wasn't midnight over there. It was like two o 'clock in the afternoon. Yeah. So we sober up to three hours. It was it was fucking drink till we went back to work.
Speaker: Yeah. I used to get off work after. So while doc, we, we were kind of spread out throughout, throughout while we were in Korea, doc went out to a, uh, uh, Foz, uh, Ford, offered Ford operating station. And, uh, while he was out there, I was back with one of our buddies who actually got blown up, uh, Mason. And every day after work, we would hang out in my room and we would just get fucking drunk on like a Monday afternoon.
Speaker: And then we would go to fucking PT at five o 'clock the next morning and go run three months. Hang out in your bedroom with a bunch of dudes drinking alcohol. Yeah. I'm jealous. Put you guys in my bedroom and all of us. It's the same building. Dude, the barracks are the barracks were the place for the parties, bro. People's bedrooms. So it was like a two room situation, kind of like a college dorm.
Speaker: You just open up all the doors and fucking people come and go as they please it was Honestly, it was the it was the fucking bees knees. I'm you know, I don't do a very good job of Being convinced. I'm not gay
Speaker: That's like the
Speaker: the uh the tombstone video where the tick tock thing oh i was just messing i wasn't i think i think i still have that on here i'm your regular this shit was unnecessary oh shit there's all my music from last night man last night's music was fun
Speaker: That was oh, no, I uploaded it from my phone. Never mind. Well, that's not my problem. But that's I didn't say it was a problem. It felt like you were saying that. But anyway. Yeah. Get that way. We don't want to fuck everything up, Connor, with your where the fuck is Brian? I don't know where the fuck Brian is. I not not not cut face, Brian. Mexican Brian. Yeah, I don't know, man. I put in our. In our.
Speaker: our group chat. Tony hasn't been up here. Oh, wait, you know, I had Tony hasn't been up here because we haven't said his name three times. Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony D, Tony D, Tony D. Also where had in the McFuck sticks is Cam Ben. Oh, you know, Cam's like super busy. Plus he's back with his baby mama. So he's not allowed to
Speaker: He's not allowed to be online. I know I almost felt like an ass doing it because it's like, you know, he never shows up until, but I got to pull the Illinois reverse card. I got to pull the Illinois reverse card Thursday night. I was listening to late night parents. I thought you were going to bed. What the fuck? Yeah. Typically, typically I don't, I don't watch the live on Thursday nights for late night parents. Plus they really, their schedule has been really weird right now.
Speaker: Um, but I happen to, so I got done doing, uh, talking shit because I did their, um, hot mic or hot link or.
Speaker: uh, dare showcase or whatever it was amateur. Yeah. They're still working on a name. Basically, you know, their, their version of the open door challenge, uh, which was actually a lot of fun. They, they actually, um, I was there. Uh, of course Jarvis was there, uh, but they had, they had quite a few people come up there and hang out. We had a great time. There shows typically an hour long. We went two and a half hours, uh, which is crazy for them.
Speaker: Uh, but it was fun. We, we, we, we had, we had a good time. Uh, and, and, and it was really cool. So we got done doing that show and, uh, Nikki and my oldest, they were out there, they were out there watching vampire diaries. So I got done and I went out and got something to eat. And I just came back here into the bedroom and I was like, I'm just going to watch TV while they're watching vampire diaries and eat. And I seen that, uh, Ted and them were live and I was like, let me jump in. I don't, I don't get to, um,
Speaker: She's been working. I honestly, I honestly thought that when you said, when you said goodbye horses, I thought you were talking. That's the name of the song. That's the name of the song. And, uh, I thought the name of the song was I'm crying over you and I didn't, I didn't realize that that was the song. Goodbye horses is the same as the song and, and, and the silence of the lamps when, uh, while Bill does the whole tux is wiener and has makeup and stuff on and he's like,
Speaker: Or for your generation, Jay from Jay and silent Bob when he did it in the drive -thru. However, I got to catch, I got to catch a late night parents live for the first time in a while. Usually I just watch the replays and I'm watching it live. And I don't know where Ted's like.
Speaker: And, uh, nonsensical nonsense, our guy Glick and I'm like, Tony's like, Oh, I'm on Glick's ass. Cause he said he's going to do a sports show and teach everybody. And I said, no, Tony. What I said is you fucking suck. It's funny how when you say somebody's name, they have pop up in the comments and I had literally just clicked on it.
Speaker: Cause I seen they were alive. It wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't being a weird lurker. I just clicked on it. That's all he says. Like I just sat down in bed and I seen that it was live. So I clicked on it. As soon as I thought it, they were saying something about nonsense about nonsense. And then this fucking Mexican was in there. Give us wave wave. Brian, give us a wolf pack. Give us a wolf pack symbol, Brian. All right.
Speaker: Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. What's up, Brian? I can do my co -hostly duties. Okay. Okay. My bad. We have to make sure it was you. You, we got wiener bomb by you a couple of weeks ago, Brian. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody came up in here.
Speaker: and they had your name and a video of you with a background from you. And as soon as we brought them up, it cut to pictures of wieners. I thought that, I thought we told you about this, Brian. Yeah, we know we never got a chance to. We genuinely thought it was you like setting up your shit because like the camera and stuff was moving around and everything. And then it just switched to like a Google search of penises.
Speaker: Yeah. So it's the same thing that they did with, with Jeeves. Remember when that happened with Jeeves, somebody came up here, we thought it was Jeeves. And then they, like, as soon as we brought him up, the camera flashed and I said, I hate N words. And then it was like penises and stuff. So they did the same. So like a certain group of people that will go nameless that like to play games. That's why we have to ask people for a wave or something like that before we bring them up, just to make sure it's them.
Speaker: Apparently even even the ones that we know. Yeah. Well, they target our friends Wow, I was not aware of that Look, I'm gonna start a sports show. It is what it is I'm not doing a fantasy football. I'm gonna do a sports show and yeah, I tell Tony all the time he sucks It's not a secret I do it because I can't no, I mean like I saw like I saw like the hit earlier like I was on snap and everything but I'm like just binge watching
Speaker: and the
Speaker: And all of a sudden, I hear, yeah, like, where's Brian? Not like Florida, Brian. Where's Mexican Brian? I'm like, oh, they missed me. That's how they can appear. No, we said cut face, Brian. Get it right. Hunt face, Brian. No, I said, I said not cunt face, Brian. Oh, not cunt face, Brian. This is not cunt face, Brian. This is Brian from Mexico. This is our business. From Mexico, China, and America, and who drinks cans. This is the means in Irish.
Speaker: I'm half Thai. Half Thai. Did you pay attention to geography? You're Chinese. Oh, he's Asian. I'm half Thai. He's Asian. They're all the same. Chinese. No, we're kickboxing originated. Thailand. Hello. Look at him. He looks Mexican as hell. He looks like. Oh, yeah. Just because I'm a neighbor. Yeah. Because my neighbor in Mexico is like the hell. He's got a sweet Mexican baby beard. He's got the sweet Mexican complexion. He's a handsome son of a bitch at the end of the day.
Speaker: This is our Brian not cut face Brian. Yeah, this is our Brian. Like he said, all right. I like cut face Brian and Mark. I like companies Brian and Mark too. I don't know how they're both flat earthers. No, they're not. Well, they're not. Look, look, they can be a lot of things. But we look past the fact that they're Floridians and we love them the same. That's the ultimate sin.
Speaker: And we forgive them. We forgive them. We don't judge them. So Brian is Irish, Chinese, Mexican, and American. And Vietnamese. No. It's a Thailand flag, you dumb fox. Jesus Christ. Oh, he's French, too. Have you seen the fucking Congress thing or whatever, where he's talking to the guy from TikTok? And he's like, no, I'm Vietnamese or whatever. Oh, he's P. He's from Singapore.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. He's in Singapore. So, you're Chinese? Well, Brian, you you are part Irish. I'm I'm Irish for the time being. This is a kick -ass shirt, man. I love your shirt. I thought about buying their shirt too. I saw it. Yeah. Walmart, right? Yeah. Sweet. I'm at Walmart. Like, this is a pretty. Yeah. Seven bucks. Walmart, man. Seven bucks. I was like, Sam, I was going to get one of like the one of those cheesy ass ones. It was like Lucky with a Shamrock or
Speaker: today. I'm Irish. Give me a beer but I seen this one. I was like, it's actually pretty bad. Walmart. I'm gonna wear it more often. Yeah, my uh my uh my other Irish shirt. It's up in my storage but it just says like hooligans and fooligans, chug and slug fight club. Nice. That's yeah. Check the check the chat.
Speaker: Get up here, Tony, you bitch. I think come face. Brian is super sensitive. I know Mark said he can take it now. He's actually he's really not. Trust me, dude. I thought of him constantly, whether we're on the show or we're playing Call of Duty together. That works too. Yeah, he hates women. Yeah, Florida. Brian hates women. I must be honest.
Speaker: I'm not a woman. He told me he actually told me he said he hates all women. He actually beats up his wife on a regular basis. That's why we're such good friends. Yeah, yeah, Connor gets beat by his wife companies. Brian beats his wife, so they we connect on so many levels. He's taking karate and companies. Brian's crotch. No, actually, Brian really can't. I really can't take it. You know, but.
Speaker: sometimes it's all just jokes and sometimes people don't always state jokes as jokes at the end of the day. I hope Tony takes that as a joke. Did you call him an n -word? No. What the fuck? No. What? No. He said, I've done my part on more than one occasion. Where's the rest of y 'all? And I said, you haven't done shit in a year. Shut your whole ass up.
Speaker: Wow. Trust me, when Tony was on the show, he didn't even do his part. Don't you fucking start with Tony. First and foremost, I never wrong. So there's that. Wow. Brian, are you doing anything for St. Patty's day? Uh, tomorrow at Baker Street pub, they're having a parking lot party. Nice. You got to show us your meet on Snapchat.
Speaker: Well, PS nicely. Honestly, I hate it when you show us your meat because it makes me drool every time. Brian has the best meat on Snapchat. I feel like we should invite Chase to our group so he can see Brian's meat. Honestly. Chase, you think we're kidding. He sends pictures of his meat on a weekly basis. I do. Last week, was it last week that we got to see his butt?
Speaker: and I can't. Yeah. And I can't wait. Yeah, it was a nice firm but had a nice rub on it. Yeah, it was. Yes, I did. Yeah, I would've ate that. I just got a band pulled. Gotta have to get the next time I go down to Texas and and hang out with Brian so that I can have his meat in my mouth. I'm **** excited. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I mean, he'll make a mess all over my face with his meat.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, it'll be pulled in. It'll be pulled in. Rub, you know. And give it a nice, good smack. I mean, like, yeah, when I picked it out, I mean, I was like, oh, that's nice. That's firm. I mean, I was like groping all over it, you know, just like. You said Odele, you said Odele vato and smacked. It's Orelay, not Odele. What the fuck? Orelay. Orelay. Not Orelay. Orelay. There's no D in Orelay.
Speaker: It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,
Speaker: Yeah. So, yeah. So, I mean, I smoked some chicken thighs and I took two pieces and made like some, they like to make some tacos out of it. Why didn't we get any pictures of it? Yeah. I forgot. I'm offended. I'm a bad man.
Speaker: I'm about to clean up my grill and start working on some meat this upcoming weekend. Nice. What are you doing? Oh, just a classic grill. Just burgers and burgers and brats. It's my it's my son's birthday and I got to make sure that kids actually eat. So, you know, burgers, brats and hot dogs. Do it for the burgers. Do the juicy Lucy. The fuck is that? Where you have two patties, but then you get like
Speaker: like layers of cheese and you put it around the middle and then you just compact and make two patties as one. But when you bite into it, it's just like that explosion of cheese. Where the fuck did Chase go? Chase? I have changed his mind, Connor. You don't have shit. Click, go pee and mute your mic.
Speaker: Got you. I got you. Wait a minute here. Yeah, so so apparently so apparently like the story behind it is it originated in Minnesota but to two places have done it but Both of them trying to claim that they're the first ones that do it see that that seems like It would sound really good, but it wouldn't actually be that good
Speaker: Yeah, but I mean, I've had the GC Lucy at James Coney Island, but it was called something else. But reading the description, I'm like, oh, the GC Lucy. So, yeah, so that's basically it. I mean, you know, just you could put whatever cheese you want in it, but just you just lay it out. I even had a patty press where it has like a little group that you can put cheese in it. So that way, oh, yeah, it's in my storage.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Well, I guess it's staying there now and you said it. Yeah. The actual comment is, I think it's, isn't it like more like a gift? That was like, uh, given a fellatio to a, uh, banana. I didn't feel like she ain't nobody to get this job. No, you just got to, you just got to stop golden showers. So clean yourself up before you come back.
Speaker: That's my favorite GTA five quote. I didn't fillet nobody. Brian, you were there when it happened to Jesus. Wait, he's out here blowing bananas on on live television. Oh, God, I was like, what, a year ago? It was like two years ago. I feel like it's been forever ago.
Speaker: because she did it in slow motion if I remember correctly. Oh, fuck that hurt. Fire was like, hold on. I'll do it again. This is the most section I've had in 10 years. Why do you think I had the camera position the way I have it? Why do you think we all have it? Are you saying that because he's Asian? They turned pink, not red. Let me explain why that's funny.
Speaker: Everyone makes fun of me for being a baby. I look like I'm fucking I think this is gonna be a new fun game. We're just gonna fuck with Tony in the Any any Jew
Speaker: Hey, hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm sorry. I know. I know. You're a big fan of Moses. When it happened, he led you out of there. You never liked Pharaoh. Jeff had to proofread the scrolls. That's why the first set.
Speaker: Jeff said, what is though? Though shall shout. Those shouts not kill. Can't you just say don't kill your buddy? No, he shan't. He shouted. Wait, last time I shouted my pants, it was a mess. Moses like, oh, Jesus Christ. Who's that? I don't know. We're Jewish.
Speaker: Oh man. We just watched that family guy episode last night where they found the passion of the Christ. I like it. I like the one where they find out that Jesus, Jesus was a Jew and they're all like flabbergasted. Be careful. They're devout Catholics. Ooh, sure.
Speaker: Because it gets stoned. Speaking of getting stoned, I might take an action. I hear the hell I take a guest. Oh, you mean like like stone, not stone. OK. Being being bludgeoned to death by big fucking rocks. I mean, no, I won't say that.
Speaker: It's like, I have to go to church tomorrow. With the Jew hating Catholics. No, there was a joke that popped in my head, but I'm trying to
Speaker: don't tell don't tell the
Speaker: We're like, we're like at the point, like family guy and the Simpsons. And I think we were talking about this at South park. We're just going to push it. We're beyond cancellation. There's nothing that can be said. Just said the N word.
Speaker: when Tony was a part of the show and we're still like it just came and it was like Tony and I were talking. We were listening to him and Jeff was just like it was like. Let me see that email pop up. You know what and we're no longer live anywhere.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: the the the the the
Speaker: We changed the name of the show to Ron Sencicle, Ron Sencicle reviews. Go to hell. Actually, actually, actually random Rick reviews. Go to hell, dude. You are still riding my dick.
Speaker: So I see you pop up in the comments Thursday night. So I was like, let me go see what my guys doing, because I never had a problem with you. Like, you're the one that got all butt hurt and got all weird. You are still writing my dick. You are writing the top five starting five for all it's worth. You you you dick riding motherfucker. Your fucking show is boring. You and your co hosts are fucking lame. You guys look and sound like the crunch of the old men from the Muppets. Get the fuck over it. Sorry, I just had to have a moment.
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Speaker: Of course, you would buy into that podcast. Well, brand new socks. Normally, they're holy. What is with you and the bananas tonight, Leggy? Chill. Nom, nom, nonsense. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nonsense. Oh, man. Brian, how's your week been?
Speaker: Other than smoking meat and not showing us. Yeah. It's been good, but yeah, I do apologize for not showing the meat. No, you don't. However, however, though, I mean, I also bought a boneless pork ribs, spare ribs. I also bought turkey cutlets. There better be a fucking tutorial on Saturday.
Speaker: I don't want, I don't want just like a picture of mid smoke. Like here's our ribs. They're almost done. Like the video. I'm like, let's check the temp. How's it look? I want to see the gentle massage of the meat and what you put in it, what you put on it. And then as you open the smoke for the first time and gently lay it down, like you're putting it to bed. I want to watch you caress it. Yeah. Oh yeah. I do that with the briskets.
Speaker: the fifth the fifth the fifth
Speaker: wash your ass off. I can see. Congratulations, sir. Wash your sister's sauce, motherfucker. I said wash your sister's ass. Yeah, it's uh I take the word. I want to see him caress his meat. I don't know about his boner but. Worcestershire. Worcestershire. Worcestershire.
Speaker: I say Worcestershire because I mean I just read it as I look at it. Like Brookshire, Hillshire, Jeff's neighborhood, The Shire. Wow. Stop overcomplicating it. No. Connor is correct about what? Wash your sister sauce? I'm confused. Leggy's confusing, man.
Speaker: Worshireshire. Worshireshire. I can't say the actual one anymore because all I can think about is washer sister sauce. Worcestershire. Yes. I understand, Leggy. I'm just gonna say it. W sauce. There you go. You know what? Nobody fucking asked you, Leggy. I'm not even putting that comment back up. Fuck you.
Speaker: but yeah, I'll just put the Debbie sauce, lather it all nice and easy, make it all up in there. He's mentally challenged, Leggy. You don't know him in real life, but he is very special, like, has a disability special. This is like an argument. Look out, Chris! It's becoming really handy when you're expecting to break it.
Speaker: I do know, I do know Connor in real life. We worked together for like almost a year. It was, it was longer than that. It was over a year. Yeah. They were sweater. They were sweater vest security at Abercrombie. We were, we were sexy male models at Abercrombie. They were sweater vest security. Sweater vest security.
Speaker: Dude, honestly, the outfits they gave us were kinda, they were high -key pretty nice. I've still got my security sweater from Abercrombie. Like, I fucking love that thing. Just because it's spring break, don't mean you get a sales break, kid. I got my sweatshirt and I still have my polo. Actually, I get invited back every year for the challenge. I still work the challenge every year, Connor. Yeah, I won't ever get invited back because Damon didn't like that I didn't show up all the time.
Speaker: Every year, about a month before the challenge, Damon messages me, hey, you in for the challenge? Let's do it, buddy. Every year, I get a sweet ass fucking... The first year after I quit, I was working behind the stage. So I was like right at the stage with all the acts. I didn't know anybody. I'm just like, hey, cool. What's going on, everybody? The second year I was there, they're like, just walk around and be
Speaker: big and bearded and intimidating and show your new tattoos. And I was like, okay. And I just walked around all boat. And I was at the gym, so I didn't look like a fat slob, but it walked around the whole night and I'm eating. Cause you know, they got all the good food and stuff there. So you did look like a fat slob. Like a quick
Speaker: You're out here at the crosswalk and I'm like, okay, what do I gotta do? They're like, just stand here. I was like, okay, cool. You're going to pay me $30 an hour just to chill. All right. And I got to hang out with the Albany PD and we basically just directed traffic. And then when people are trying to cross the street, stop traffic and, and, um, it was cool, but I mean, every year and even like last year, this full, this past year,
Speaker: At the end of the night, David was like, you're going to come back next year. I said, yeah, absolutely, man. I love it. I love coming in. It's, it's an easy, it's an easy gig. It's easy money. And it's, it's cool to see everybody again, because, you know, I didn't leave on bad terms. You know, they wanted me to stay, but unfortunately they had guys like Connor and a couple other people that they were paying a lot more money than they were paying me. And I was not getting paid very well. Well, I was not getting, now you were getting paid more than I was.
Speaker: I was not getting paid more than you and I left for an extra $3 and that's, that's all I thought about. So if you can come up with an extra four, if you come up $4 more an hour, I won't go anywhere. I would have never left. I loved working at Africa. That job was so chill. It was a cool job. It was a cool. Surprisingly, Abercrombie was a fucking awesome company to work for. Um, you know,
Speaker: And I enjoyed it. I would have never left. And then so I said, I left out, I made sure to leave on good terms. You know, I liked the people I worked with. The other members of security was super cool. Our bosses were cool as shit. And that's why I'm honored and I'm privileged to get that call every year to come back and work the challenge. And the challenge is a big concert event because Abercrombie has a camp for kids. So they do the challenge and all the proceeds go to those camps.
Speaker: but all these artists and bands and they have a lot of vendors, food and drinks that are local to Ohio. The one year that I was working the stage was when Charlie DiBello and her sister were like super popular on TikTok and they were like the special VIP guest. So they like introduced me to them and I'm like, I would love to be their dad. I have no idea who these girls are.
Speaker: Does, uh, does meat meathead still work there? Fucking. I can't remember his name. Smitter. Yeah. Yeah. Actually Damon's moved up into a higher role and I believe Smitter is in Damon's role now. Yeah. The, the, the DM or whatever. Well, that's pretty cool. Good friend. Smitter was like good friends with, uh, with our babysitter at the time, which was kind of weird. So.
Speaker: So like if any of my kids were ever sick, it was like hey my kids think you can you can message Leah or whoever the fuck it was And then what's your nuts went to fucking global G sock And Then there was Andrew Andrew I remember that dude. He was he was a bit weird. Is he still working there? I think so He's weird, but he's a cool guy
Speaker: Needed I need to get him to build me a gun safe. Oh No, no, he's not there anymore. No. No. No, he's well. He left before I like Really? He went to Facebook or Google or something like that to do secure. I think he's still doing the wood stuff Yeah, he made a he's still in play. He still plays with the wood He well he made those
Speaker: those like american flag those wooden american flags they usually hang on your wall and you open it up and it's that uh it's that foam that you put in your fucking gun cases and it's key fob activated so you can literally just walk up to a wall piece put a key fob on it and open it up and there's your fucking gun and so i wanted one of those and uh i ended up not doing that because i left for an extra 14
Speaker: with a job that was boring as all health. And then I went to Afghanistan. Don't everybody talk at once. I'll just go fuck myself. Well, I'll do that on camera. Please. I want to watch. We're waiting. We're waiting. Ladies and gentlemen, this just turned.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: that's understandable, honestly. If I were as big as she was, I would too. I would absolutely, I would distance myself from us so fast. I would go to call for it. Did you really have to call her? Did you really have to say that about her? Just because she's a Viking Scottish warrior, you didn't have to call her big. No, I'm calling for it. Fuck off. I'm calling for it, bro. Going to the Fridge Fest and everything.
Speaker: Connor is pissed off and insulted two women tonight. Is he really trying to die? Connor, are you okay? I mean, who's the other woman I pissed off? Your wife. Your wife. My wife might be mad at me, but she would, she only sometimes hits me. When she hits her kidneys twice tonight, you had to turn your camera off. She said turn your camera off and turn around and lift your shirt. Do you want, do you want me to approve?
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: There's nothing to do with me. You said she was big. You said she was big. Big platforms. You know what? Oh, she needs a platform to stand on because she's so big. Is that what you're saying? Oh my god, Connor, you're digging this hole better. Thank you. Thank you. Take him out before we get deep. And the rage quit happening. Don't talk to me.
Speaker: Connor with Connor with the rage quit the first rate Leave like these comments up there for we see you Connor we see you We still see what is he doing? Actually, we might not want to see what he's doing. Let me drop that down He's gonna take the chair out from under himself He's got a short rope and a wobbly stool Well
Speaker: I am the king of... Don't do it, Connor. I'll miss you. Don't do it, Connor. We love you. I am the king of twisting work. Yeah, you definitely are. Hey, Connor, you have messages waiting for you from Deborah. Shut up, buffets.
Speaker: I hate all of you. She's huge. She needs a platform. She's so big. Oh, Connor, Connor, Connor. I'm going to stay quiet, let you guys talk so that I don't go digging my hole any deeper. Let's be honest. I'm not helping.
Speaker: the replay is still there, Brian. You can always go back and watch this. Wow. What did you... Oh, never mind. You tell me later. Of your wiener. That's the wiener. Okay. Is this just going to be fucking one dude who doesn't show his face?
Speaker: And two other dudes who just play on their fucking phone for the rest of the podcast. Well, your mom was. Well, I was trying to order more fucking beer. My mom doesn't care, Glick. She doesn't care about you. If you want a booty call, just go over. If you want a booty call, just go over. She's got to come get me. Oh, she doesn't really leave the house anymore. I know. That's why I told her I said I'm drunk and she's like, I'm not really drunk. I just I'm just lazy and I don't want to drive.
Speaker: So, try to make you a little brother, all right? Wow. Whoa, I'm corn fused. That's a wow. I don't get it. This one over my head.
Speaker: this is
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Speaker: What are you doing? It's my Owen Wilson impression. Leave us alone. If you wanted to videotape, you should have come in earlier. And Doc hasn't added anything to the conversation since probably hour two.
Speaker: I've been responding. You've been laughing when it was time to laugh and saying, oh, yeah, like every 15 minutes. That's like it. Oh, yeah. Wow. Holy shit. Sounds like the fucking house is about to fall down. What the fuck? It's getting like super super windy out there for no reason. I've got a boyfriend over.
Speaker: I don't think so. He's not supposed to be over until next weekend. Plus, she doesn't have a boyfriend. She has a girlfriend. Wow. Yeah, everyone went from joking to jealous real fast. I'm just going to say bride's approach to broadcasting. Fascinating.
Speaker: These humans are completely dysfunctional We need Tony Dean here that the influencer in this than the greatest podcast host of all time He totally is not boring when it comes to fantasy football Tony D's a bitch
Speaker: Oh man, dude, it's it's crazy, dude. I mean, I mean Justin Fields to the Steelers to compete with Russell Wilson for the crowd. So the Steelers they made that trade and then about an hour later they put a statement out and said that Justin Fields will not be competing for starting position with Russell Wilson. Russell Wilson is their starter.
Speaker: that just that was cute
Speaker: Good job, but I ran out of dog treats. So forgive me for that. I don't worry. I got good treats. Oh God. If you're all going to start American, talking American football, I'm switching. All right. It's your fucking football. Secondly, I agree with you. I will leave if they start talking. I'm not saying that I'm not addressing you personally. However,
Speaker: What is today, Saturday, Thursday night, I was watching a podcast and a certain someone came into said podcast and the guys were talking about football because they talk about a little bit of everything in this podcast. Wow. And this person.
Speaker: dropped in the comments, running their mouth, sorry, like it was their show and basically telling them, essentially, they're not allowed to talk about football. And I was like, chop your fucking fingers off, Glick, chop your fucking fingers off, put your phone down and walk away. And I did, I behaved myself, I didn't say anything.
Speaker: But I put my phone down and I went out to the kitchen and made myself something to eat. And then I came back and on that podcast, they started talking about about our show in a good way, in a good way. And then I told Tony he sucked. Oh, wait, Tony, was this is an imaginary podcast that I'm talking about. Oh, God.
Speaker: But, um, no, like sometimes, sometimes the conversation about, I know you're just, I know you're just kidding. And that's why I said, it's not directed at you. Like it was just, it made me remember like, really? Like I was mad for the podcast. Like that's a really shitty thing to do. In my opinion.
Speaker: I know when we do it on here, people just joking like Connor's really not going to kill himself. I mean, if I was Connor and I was a Buckeyes fan, I would totally kill myself, but that's not here nor there. Imagine losing. Start with me, Chris. Imagine losing three times in a row. Did Harbaugh leave Michigan?
Speaker: Yeah, Harper. He's going to be coaching the. I was going to say San Diego. I was going to say San Diego, but the Los Angeles starters. Yeah, but however. And I'll say this to the commanders, man. I'm blown away by that. You got what? Austin Eckler to the commanders. Yeah, right. So I'll say this. Being a Michigan fan, not the biggest fan of horrible.
Speaker: Last season was awesome. Last season was phenomenal. I'm not giving Harbaugh the credit for that last season. He was in six games last year. Our guy that's in my guy last year. And I said this a year or two ago, Harbaugh should leave and Sharron should be our coach. And
Speaker: And Sharon Moore stepped up in a big way in that Penn state game. And short notice did not have, did not play in for that, did not have time to plan for that. And he stepped up in a big, big way as head coach and they fucking rocked Penn state. And I, and when Harbaugh finally left, I said, if they don't make that man, our next fucking head coach, I'm done with Michigan.
Speaker: And I realized I had to wait the seven day period before they could announce him. And then when they announced him, it came out and said, we already had him in place before Harbaugh even left. And then my man had the, then my man had the balls to basically call Harbaugh a bitch and tell him, if you keep taking my coaches, I'm going to punch you in the mouth. Wow. Killer cam hit that link in the chat, you pussy.
Speaker: I want to do a legit football show because there's so much that I want to talk about with like the the offseason so far and free agency and stuff like that. But I have coming up. What's up Dylan? The draft is coming up in April. There's so much I want to talk about, but I won't do it on here. I won't do it on here. We're not a football show. We're not a sports show. We'll just kind of tip our toes into the water. I'm proud of you.
Speaker: proud of you. Can I tip my toes in the water? You already did. Just a tip Connor. You already did. You already did. Just tip. You can't even get the tip ends. Sometimes people you mean the you get like the tip of the tip. I'm excited March 31st. I'll be going to the rough next game. Is that?
Speaker: If you're 17, you shouldn't be watching the show. Well, I mean, like, I mean, I'll be 100 % honest with you. Like 100 % honest with you. Like I could absolutely dive into so much more content and anything else because I'm actually a fan and I actually know the sport and I don't need to go off what the internet tells me. So trust me, I could 100 % there will be a million times more content.
Speaker: It was actually joking. Are you taking us to bed again? So who do you think did pretty well in the free agency? I think Houston did. I think Houston did great in the free agency. I think. Do I mean, yeah, like like landing the running back from I mean, wow.
Speaker: I can't fuck you, you little bitch. I was really hoping they would go after, like, Saquon Barkley, because Saquon was saying he really wanted to come to Houston. Houston did talk to him, but it's just Philadelphia offered him more money. Ten minutes until you're legal. What are you talking about, Dylan? But, I mean, but hey, Joe Mixon, hey, it's a good substitute. It's a good alternative.
Speaker: Rick and I were talking, Rick and I were talking and we're not going to, we're not going to get into a full on conversation. Trust me. Um, I got to figure out a day in time. I do want to talk about, I do want to do a show where we, where we cover all this off season shenanigans and the free agency and the draft coming up. Trust me, Brian. Got to have Mike. We got to have Mike Patton on here. Yeah. Oh, nice. The boy, Jason out of boy.
Speaker: Oh, for fuck's sake, man. That's the good stuff he got with the. Toss a couple of my way home boy. I'm an influencer, Brian. I don't think I can throw the camera that hard or throw it through the camera that hard. Some people claim to be an influencer. I really am an influencer, Brian.
Speaker: Yeah, but Miller Lite, though. Come on, man. Be better than that. OK. Miller Lite, Coors Lite, Coors Banquet. OK, OK. Coors Original, the Coors Banquet, yes. That I'm OK with, yes. Because that's what I was drinking before I got introduced to IPAs and loggers and stouts. I was drinking Coors Original, yes. I'm good with that.
Speaker: I'm not good with. I'm an American. I'm going to drink American beer. Sorry. I hate you. Don't drink it. Wait, you'll drink Sam Adams? It's straight from Basso. I don't care. **** him. My guy Rick might be coming on his girlfriend. You can get on there with the guys. I just sent him the link. Dylan.
Speaker: My guy, Dylan, old bubbles, old bubbles. Well, that means you shouldn't be. You can't watch the show for another eight minutes. You need to hop off and then come back in. That's bubbles. He's allowed to watch the show. He's in love with my oldest daughter. He's her ducky.
Speaker: Brian gets that reference. Yeah, I'm lost on that one. Molly Ringwald. Oh, hey. All right. No more Forza. I got off of it, yes. If you watched a lot of John Hughes movies back in the day. Brian. They're in their 20s. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah, they're fetuses.
Speaker: Yeah, it's crazy when young people actually show up. I don't even know if I'd consider myself young. Connor, you might be 26 years old, but you have the body of a 90 year old man. I'm in better shape than you are. That's being that's being modest. You know, you know, family guy, you know, you know, Herbert the pervert, you know, his dog. That's you, Jesse. We need to recreate that. That shit was hilarious.
Speaker: That was fucking phenomenal last week. Does that ask you a trick for all the little children? Hey Chris, you want a popsicle?
Speaker: Holy moly, it must be my birthday. Later, I'm pretty sure that's a pedophile. Brian, give me a Popsicle. Slap your meat in front of me. Since you're asking, I mean, I like Popsicles. I got a tip for you in my pocket, but I can't get it because of my arthritis. Why don't you come and reach out for me? What a great night. First time I'm thinking about my birthday. Yeah, it wins.
Speaker: Now, everybody except Chris, keep your pants on. Oh, you're going to piss me off, you pigly sumbitch. Call me. Get your fat ass back here. You shall not pass.
Speaker: this is hilarious man i'm using the one where where he's babysitting
Speaker: with the, uh, the, was it the painter or the, uh, the collector turns out that he was like a war, world war two. Uh, he was one of the Hitler. Yeah. Yeah. He goes, Oh, Chris, I've always wanted you in my basement, but now it's like this. I always read you locked in a bit of basement, but only one. The one where he pulls Chris out of the house fire. Yep. He deserved that one. He earned that one.
Speaker: Yeah, hearing that one. Yeah, when he said that, man, I fell to the floor laughing so hard. Everybody's like, really? He's in that one. Yeah, he's in that one. Oh, shit. Well, boys, it's midnight. I am a wide awake, but I'm going to go spend some time with my wife before she goes to sleep.
Speaker: He only has the weekends, huh? Evansville's two hours ahead of fucking El Paso. No, Evansville's one hour ahead of El Paso. It's not midnight then. I'm not in Evansville, I'm in Vincennes. Vincennes is on Eastern Time and Evansville's on Central Time. Where's Vincennes? In El Paso, Central Time. El Paso's Mountain Time. Yeah, it's Mountain Time.
Speaker: No, yes, yeah changes. I'm wrong. I lived there for the last three years and I'm wrong. You're right. I currently live there. It's not 57 here. Chris, what time is it now? Chris is in Ohio. Ohio is midnight. Yes, Ohio is eastern time then sends Indiana is eastern standard.
Speaker: Evansville is central. So there's an hour difference even though that the some it's that's really weird how it lines up because the time time zone didn't Tennessee doesn't change to like fucking Chattanooga. Yeah, it's it's weird, especially because like Vincennes if you like if you go down, if you were to draw like a straight line south from Vincennes, it's probably five miles west.
Speaker: Evansville is probably only like five or 10 miles west of where I've been sends is if you if you're going lines of Latitude I'm smart. When do you move to Evansville? So long as with the weekend close on the house before the end of March We should be moving early early April We're trying to get two men in a truck to move us on April 4th, but we got to get We got to close on the fucking house first two men in a truck
Speaker: That was Chris and I's theme song for a while. Circle jerk. I mean. This two minute truck. Yeah, that one. Brian, you want to come with me? Well, first and foremost, it's click chase. You're silly son of a bitch. Keep calling me click. I don't know if you actually said that or not. I was only have answers to them to you. I might have said click. I'm sorry.
Speaker: No, so so, you know, I found out why our boy Tony's not coming up in here and to that fact I have to say Actually, I'm gonna say this in our group chat and I'm gonna do a voice chat so it can be heard So you don't have to run out of my you don't run over to my podcast I'm gonna say this and we're gonna put this in our group chat that Tony's a part of I'll be right back I'm here and I tried to go in and say hi, but
Speaker: These bitches are acting like a bunch of boozers. And I'm not allowed to comment like, damn, the fuck. It's all good, Tony Dean. I understand. Keep chasing them white bitches. He's live on TikTok with a couple of people. And I was like, oh, OK, let me go see what they're doing. I was going to go say hi. Just go say hi. And I couldn't even comment.
Speaker: because the broadcaster has comments limited to who they allow to comment. And I was like, well, damn, that's kind of bullshit, but that's cool. I'm just trying to say hi. However, it is officially midnight and Dylan, if you're still here, happy birthday, Dylan. Happy 18th birthday, buddy. Cheers to you. You're not old enough to drink. So you better get your fucking apple juice or a milk or,
Speaker: I'll drink for you. Happy birthday, dude. All right. Hey, gentlemen, I am. I'm heading out. I'm going to go spend a little time with my wife before she goes to bed and then who knows what else spending time with her girlfriend. She'll need you. You know, she I've heard your sex. Huh? Nothing. What did you say, Chase? Nothing. Keep talking shit and I'll send you a video.
Speaker: Please don't. I don't want the images of you. Yes. Keep talking shit. All right. Ladies and gentlemen. Wait, wait, hang on. Let me rephrase that. You might get sex, but she's totally going to be the one pegging you. That's right. No. Not really. Fuck, how do I get this?
Speaker: I, gents, I am heading out. Love you, buddy. Peace in the Middle East. JK, that'll never happen. Holy shit. Rocky did a rock cover of Britney Spears' Baby One More Time. And he just sent it to me. Bye, dude. My boy, Rocky, Rock Lee of EDM Combat. Oh, shit.
Speaker: Oh, God. Oh, fuck. I have to do a TikTok video to this song now. Oh, no. Can you come on the show even just for a minute? Can you come on the show even for just a minute? Come on the show. Pop up here real quick. I sent you the link just for a minute.
Speaker: I can't believe you guys can't hear this. Blake, it's been really fun, man. But I think I'm going to head off too. I'm going to have to go to bed soon. That's a lot more reps. All righty. I'll get on some other Saturday with you. Absolutely, man. You're always welcome. Actually, I do want to get you on a Monday night show. I know we've talked about it. I know Connor has mentioned it. But I want to get you on a Monday night show. OK.
Speaker: This Monday night I might be available. If you get Connor to hit me up, I'll let you know. If you're available this because this actually this Monday night will be cool because the guys from Talking Shit will. Will be. On the show and we'll be doing like a roundtable conversation, just kind of talking about anything and everything as far as men's mental health. I know Connor mentioned something about doing a vet show and he wanted you to be a part of it as well.
Speaker: So, but, uh, yeah, I mean, if you're available Monday night, I'll tell Hunter to hit you up because I think it's going to be a good show. So too easy. If not, at least I'll swing by and, uh, I'll check it out and watch out. Appreciate it, man. Cheers to you, man. Yeah. I'm going to hang tight here for just a minute until I get confirmation. I don't know why it's not coming through on my microphone, but my dude,
Speaker: Did I say I was gonna dress as Britney Spears or did I just say that I was gonna do it? I gotta go back and find the replay before I get myself into a trouble so Rocky our guy Rockley I Told him I wanted him to do a cover of Britney Spears, baby one more time and he Absolutely fucking dead and whole Lee
Speaker: Shit like I don't even know why I'm surprised at this point man. I really truly don't even know why I'm surprised see Email it here There is very
Speaker: Okay, first and foremost, dude. Holy shit. Do you like that, man? Dude, I... Holy shit, man. I have to live up to the... I gotta get Glick on the TikTok. I was completely gonna myth it and jump in earlier. And I was like, oh, wait, you know what would be funny? I completely forgot that
Speaker: Yeah, let me go ahead and record this real quick. So we're going to send me photos of your outfit and your fit for the show and all that. I was recording that. You just did that on the fly. Yeah, right now. Yeah. That's it. That's it. I'm going to get it done. First and foremost, apparently now I have to make a TikTok video of me doing Britney Spears is maybe one more time. But I'm going to get it because holy shit, man.
Speaker: That sounds fucking, that's amazing. I thought you like did that, like took your time and did that. The fact that you did it on the fly, that shit is sick. It's better than Brittany. And I'm not just saying that because I like you. Like I could have come across you on TikTok or YouTube or Reels and heard that for the first time and been like, you just got on the show. You just got on the show. Yeah, man.
Speaker: I just, I have to see, I have to see Glick mimicking Jack Black. It's going to be great. It's going to be huge. I can imagine it now, man. I can see it now. It's going to be cool. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I definitely, I, I'm a man of my word. I said, I would make a TikTok video of it. So. When can we expect this Glick announcement to the world?
Speaker: uh i don't know it's gonna be it's gonna be one night after the show uh or after a show i've tried a few beverages in me uh i want to do i want to do i want to do uh
Speaker: uh like uh like a jet jet black kind of style like having fun you know acting crazy but i also want to do like a legitimate video of just like rocking out because holy shit dude yeah that's what's up man brian what's up man what's going on buddy i don't know why i'm surprised that it is it is at the end it's like trying to walk the dog and i'm like come on let's go and he's like looking at me like what i'm like let's go
Speaker: Come on, come downstairs, come down. These animals will act like they've never gone on a walk before. Well, no, it's just, it's just like, like his owner just firmly believes once he pisses a poops at four o 'clock in the afternoon, he's good till the morning. I'm like, no, dude. I was like, they're like that. They're like, they're like, we are. We got to pee when we got to pee. They got to poop. We got to poop.
Speaker: between 10 30 11. I'm like, come on, let's go. And I'm waiting. I'm waiting downstairs. He's like looking down. I'm like, come on, let's go. And the only way I know is like, he really has to go to the bathroom to go. He gets on my legs, start pulling at my leg. That's what I know he has to go. But it's like, this is like a routine. So I'm like, come on, let's go. And he's just looking at me all stupid. I'm like, you're just like your owner. Let's get you. I'll say you just need your owner. You don't listen. Right.
Speaker: So yeah, so I'm like, okay, fine. So I'm like, I'm like waiting and I'm like, okay. So you don't want to go. I open the front door and everything. I'm like, you don't want to go. You don't want to go. He's up at the top. I'm like, come on. Come on. And I'm like, you want to treat? I'm like, Jesus. He just stand up there. They went back in the room. I'm like, well, fine. I was like, you pissed the poop on the mat. Well, I don't know if you, if you, if you heard Brian, but Glick's got to do a Jack Black.
Speaker: Jack Black impersonation, uh, tech talk now that I fulfilled my end of the deal. So yeah, can you guys, okay. So hold on a second. Can you guys not hear this? And it's crazy that this will not come through on my, on my microphone. Can you hear it? Put it close to the mic.
Speaker: Nothing. It's so weird. Did you guys hear me? Yeah. Show me how it's supposed to be. Can you hear that? Barely. It's like, yeah, barely. It's just like, I think that you have like a noise reduction thing on and it's like,
Speaker: I'm just canceling it out. That's all. Oh, you know what? I need to know now. You know what? I think you're right, Rocky. Audio students here. Background noise. Let me see if that makes it any better. Is this any better? You hear that? We did.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: God, I wish the guy below us. That's right. Hey, that's fucking Rocky doing that, man. And now I have to. Now you got to do it now, huh? No, I got to do a TikTok video to it, so I've got to figure out how to get that audio on the. What I'll do is I'll send it to you. Give me a second. I'm going to send it to the. You got to do the whole dance choreography, too.
Speaker: I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna make the video happen at the end of the day. Whatever happens happens. I guess so do we have to play electric guitar to get white people to dance?
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: With that guy that. Yeah, the police. Yeah, the robot. Yeah, first and foremost, I'm the exception of the rule. I'm a white guy with with a lot of rhythm, so. Yeah, there's somebody offer you meatloaf. You bust out dancing.
Speaker: Hey, two out of three ain't bad. And I won't be right. Oh, we're talking about the food? Oh, my bad. Well, we were talking about meatloaf. I thought we were loving by the dashboard light or something. I didn't know what was going on. Oh, man. So you guys up tonight. What's up? You guys up to tonight.
Speaker: Same shit. I'm just binge watching a TV series. A lot of, a lot of, a lot of homoerotic. Oh, okay. Well, I just hang Britney Spears for 20 minutes. So that's awesome. Please tell me. Never, never once in my life would I have thought that I would do that. So, so, so I got to embarrass myself on Tik TOK. Just so you know, I'm going to embarrass myself and I'm going to let the entire world know that you're the one singing it.
Speaker: Please tell me your girl was at your house. Please tell me your girl was there and she was not she was not she was not at all I took advantage of the opportunity. She's she's making dinner for us now, but she has no idea Take ribeye Oh medium rare I like my medium well
Speaker: I say medium well, but it could also be like, I'll say this, when I say well done, people still make it pink and it's like perfect or it's medium well and it's still pink and people make it perfect. It all depends on the person cooking it. Rocky might sound like a white guy. He might sound, he might sing rock music like a white guy. He might sing rock music like a white guy, but tell me you're black without telling me you're black. How do you like your steak medium well? Wrong. I like it wrong.
Speaker: I like it wrong. I like it the wrong way. You're terrible. You're terrible. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What would make it worse if he just says, yeah, I like it meeting well with a nice dash of A1. Or A1 on their state. Yeah. Who does that?
Speaker: They'll go, oh, you got any Heinz 57 or you got any A1? And I'm sitting there like this. I'm like with my bourbon, drinking my bourbon and my steak's about to come out. And I, or, you know, we're taking our orders and ask how they want it cooked. And now I'm hearing well done, medium well and all this. And I'm the only guy medium rare. Yeah. My steak's coming out still moving.
Speaker: I won't mention any names, but it runs...
Speaker: Yeah, and the thing about anything different from your Glick and the thing about it is though like the looks on their faces as like as I'm cutting into the steak and they're seeing all my plate what's going on and the look of disgust but then I was I'm like Cheers and I'm eating it nice and slow
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Speaker: When I was young and I was foolish and I didn't know any better, I liked A1 with my steak. You know, as I got older and I got a little bit more wiser, I got a little bit more gray in the beard, a little bit more gray. Oh, speaking of which, let me get on that after I get on off this topic. You know, and I was like, hey, on a good steak, you don't need A1. You don't need nothing. You just eat the steak. Now, if I go somewhere and I'm not the type of guy, if I go to a restaurant,
Speaker: Like if a steak comes out and it's like, yes, it's mediocre. You know what I mean? Like I'm not going to, I'm not going to bust their balls, especially the waiter or the waitress, because it's not their fault. You know what I mean? And it's not necessarily the chef's fault or the cook's fault either. That's just how they cook it at that restaurant. So I'm going to get a little A1 on it just, just because, you know, maybe it's lacking in.
Speaker: Again, I'm not your typical white guy. I know how to season up my food. I know how to put that seasoning on. I ain't afraid of no seasoning. So if it ain't seasoned up right, I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to shoot on anybody's parade. I'm just going, can I get a little A1? I'll put a little A1 with it and just eat the steak and move on about my business. But Tony D, I'm talking to you specifically with your well -done ass and your A1 and your goddamn ketchup.
Speaker: You're telling me he eats a steak with ketchup catch. Yes. He's everything. Okay. Well, he has like 157 and He loves ketchup any but but but check out the clip I put on sandwiches. Oh God, no way to choose them and mayonnaise sandwich like nobody's business
Speaker: Hold on a second, Brian. I'll be here. Let me... Come on, just... Oh, we gotta get past the ad here, because I'm not paying for YouTube anymore. Okay, those are nice pants, that's... Oh, if you're right. Oh, hell no! What? What? They have blue women boxes for men.
Speaker: Well, that's why we go to Duluth Training Company. Right? They have Lululemon, boxer shorts for men. That was the ad that just came up. All right, so we got that clip ready. Well, you're going to order some, right? Probably. I'm going to wear them. I'm going to wear them in my TikTok video. Duh. This is one of the greatest characters ever created.
Speaker: Oh, absolutely. Bless him. I love me some Ron Swanson. A little share button there. Here we go. With his surf and turf. I know this clip. I call this turf and turf. It's a 16 -ounce T -bone and a 24 -ounce porterhouse. Also whiskey and a cigar. I'm going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free America. The cigar's inside, sir.
Speaker: Fine. After I've had too much whiskey, I cook myself a large flank steak, pan -fried and salted butter. I eat that, put on a pair of wet socks, and go to sleep. That works? It does. There's a hot, spinning cone of meat in that Greek restaurant next door. I don't know what it is, but I'd like to eat the whole thing. Is that bacon on your turkey leg? I enjoy government functions like I enjoy
Speaker: Joy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel probe move. But this hotel always serves bacon and ranch. That's my number one favorite food wrapped around my number three favorite food. I go to a banquet in honor of those small pirates if they serve bacon and ranch.
Speaker: Fish for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable. When I'm done eating a mulligan's meal for weeks afterwards, there are flecks of meat in my mustache. And I refuse to clean it because every now and then a piece of meat will fall into my mouth. You know what? I am going to have that third steak after.
Speaker: Go ahead and put that order in, please, and thank you. Ron, would you like some salad? Since I am not a rabbit, no, I do not. And I'll have the number eight. That's a party platter, sir. I know what I'm about, son. Great news, guys. I just saved your bacon. Impossible. You don't even know where it is. Bacon wrapped shrimp. Oh, thanks. I'm OK. I wasn't wrong. Why would you call it that on your menu? I don't know what to tell you, man.
Speaker: I didn't think so. In honor of your never -ending request to a personal American citizen, I went to Paunch Burger and got myself a number two. Double bacon grenade deluxe, hash browns, chili cheese fries, and one poached egg. Number two is right. I also picked up a 64 -ounce Sweetums sugar splash. Dammit, I love this country. I can't think of anything more noble to go to war over than bacon and ice cream.
Speaker: Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was, give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?
Speaker: I would suggest sticking around and watching him eat it because it only takes four minutes and it's pretty amazing. These may not be necessary. Ron Swan is a goddamn American hero.
Speaker: And that is all I have to say. So it's Ron Swanson, Al Bundy, Red Foreman, best TV, best role models. Al Bundy for sure. What's going on? Well, hello. Top of the morning to you. Top of the morning to be sure. Well, you have a cup of tea, father.
Speaker: Well, God, now we just sound like a bunch of drunken bastards. Yeah, I need to put my teeth back in again. I've come in because I'm feeling I'm feeling slightly triggered and I'm trying to take my mind off it. How's it going? Did you hear my steps? No, I didn't. I didn't. I've been like I say, doing stuff in the background. And then when I realized what was going on, I'm like, oh, my fucking God, of all the people
Speaker: All the fucking people, after all the lies that bitch told, I'm triggered. I'm properly fucking angry, actually. Well, you want to know something that's not going to make you triggered? What's that? The guy right beside you, Rock Lee, did a cover, a rock cover of Britney Spears. His baby hit me one more time. Oh, wow. And I challenged him to do it and he saw my challenge and he raised me.
Speaker: If he does it, I have to make a TikTok video in true Jack Black form. So now I have to live up to my end of the bargain because he absolutely killed Britney Spears hit me baby one more time. Do you have to dress up like Britney Spears for the whole like being a foreman?
Speaker: I didn't go that far down the wormhole because I know this man and I knew he would do it. So all I have to do is do a Jack Black -ish style of a TikTok video, which is just basically being a bearded fat white guy singing Britney Spears. And I got that on lockdown. Look, I cannot wait. I cannot wait to see that on my timeline.
Speaker: It will be played at my wedding one day when I have one. On a big projector screen. Yep. It will be played at my funeral. I want that to be the video that plays. And every year for my birthday, every vacation, for every flight, passenger, I will spread this thing like wildfire.
Speaker: This is the only time that I hope that Rocky outlives me. I know Rocky dies from before me. It'll be in his will that at his funeral, I have to perform. Yeah, man. Yes. Yes. One thousand percent. Everybody's at your funeral, all sad and crying. And all of a sudden your version of Britney Spears comes up and my big sad squatch looking at. Oh, yeah. All of it, man.
Speaker: I want it all. We just need to find your trial. That's about it. God love. Leggy, I don't think you've ever actually got to meet Rocky. I don't think we have. I think we maybe have crossed paths maybe once or something. But hello. Hello. How are you doing? This is my guy. This is one that I love to play with. We met on TikTok. It's one of those random friendships.
Speaker: probably one of the greatest musicians I know, and I'm not just sucking his dick here, I mean that. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. The kid is amazing. I mean, he's an absolutely phenomenal musician. Actually, I talk about you a lot, man.
Speaker: He's one of the few guys that I know musician music wise, you know, he introduced me, he not didn't introduce me, but got me into EDM music. Yeah, you're really not into EDM music. I'm not into it. I enjoy what he does.
Speaker: However, as our friendship grew. And also what you call EDM isn't necessarily what I would call EDM. Like what Americans call EDM isn't necessarily what we would call electronic music in Europe. Do you know what I mean? I think Rocky might be on point with what you guys call
Speaker: Well, he does some amazing stuff, but he's a guy that I brag about because not because of the EDM stuff, but I brag about him because the guy can, he has some country music. His rap skills are stupid and his freestyle skills are insane.
Speaker: He can sing R &B, but my man sounds just like John Legend, John Legend when he sings R &B. It's scary. John Leggins. John Leggins. I do. I really try my best to sound like him. I have a fantasy that John Legend and Chrissy Teigen knock on my door and they want to ravish me, but they're right over there. A beautiful man with a beautiful voice.
Speaker: I love Chrissy Teigen not because of her looks. It's just her personality. I love her. I think she's amazing. I think she's just so sweet. She's she's such a sweetheart. She's funny as hell and she has that I don't give a **** attitude. I love her to death but anyways, so you know, I brag about him all the time. I tell people about you all the time and and and and I'm telling like I'm actually and and I've been yelling at him kind of sort of like
Speaker: I got to give you for five minutes, man, because, and I'm saying this now more than ever, because, so I sent out the reel that I made thanking everybody for the over 20 ,000 listens and downloads and kind of talking about where Nonsenseical is going to. And I sent that reel out and DMs to a lot of the fans and musicians and stuff that we follow on different social medias.
Speaker: And they're like, Oh shit. We didn't know you did a music show. Let us know. Let us get in, sign us up with a, you know, give us a date and time. And I'm like, first and foremost, the first guest I went on Friday night, Glick's house of music. It's my guy Rocky. So Rocky, I'm now I'm really yelling at you like, you gotta get your shit together. Let me know when you can come in on a Friday night, because now.
Speaker: like shit's starting to happen. And I told you, you are our first guest on this show. I want you to be my first guest on the music show, but I want to make sure we have music on this show. Wow. Time flies. I'm sure you'd be in a big, you'd be in the music industry. She's been doing it for years. I'm an old fart. I've been around for a while.
Speaker: be on the fridge at the Fridge Festival. What do you do in the music industry, do you think?
Speaker: I actually started off as a photographer working with bands, touring with bands and then kind of progressed to managing bands and then four and a bit years ago I started a radio show and I'm kind of, you know,
Speaker: A lot of the people that I'd known previously have been very supportive of that. But I know everybody online knows me for the radio stuff, but actually my proper job is photographer. Matt, are you guys getting an echo from... We are getting an echo. I just noticed that I was trying to figure out what that is. Hang on. It's really annoying. Wait a minute. Let's see if we can figure it out. I was just looking at settings and stuff like that. I thought it might have been me because I turned mine off. My echo cancellation is on.
Speaker: And we're using the... I wasn't sure if it was maybe a feedback from audio monitors, but I don't think it's that either. I don't know where that's coming from. But it's annoying and I'm sorry. I don't even hear it, to be honest. It stopped. It stopped. Someone else wants to touch something else. OK. No.
Speaker: It's really just me, whatever. See, I'm used to being on re -stream Glick, so my settings on StreamYard will be different to they are on re -stream. You know, they'll be already set up for me on re -stream, but... Well, you know what? I'm not used to bougie ghetto people being on my show, okay? Don't even start your nonsense. It's highly nonsensical. Yeah, I was just saying. My nonsense. It's kind of annoying. I don't know the show.
Speaker: the
Speaker: I can't believe you've gone all out with the Irish scene, but you haven't played any Irish tracks in between the, you know, for the, um, ad fairs. All right. Yeah. Like play some run jacks, man. Or even like some Lizzie or some last night I was on point.
Speaker: I got new episodes uploaded on on everything's out on Spotify. I had my music for last night's Glitch House of Music before I came home from work. So I literally got home from work, opened up, created the studio, uploaded the music, put the music in order. I was like, let's fucking go. I had three hours to play Call of Duty. Nobody was home. It was just me. I was playing Call of Duty. I was able to come in here.
Speaker: Hit the fucking go live button and just boom. I'm slacking the night. All right. I'm good for, I'm good. Good for one. All right. I'm good for one. I like, I killed it last night. I was on point last night. Last night's music show was awesome, by the way. Um, I don't know what just happened or why I got kicked out. I'm sorry. Yeah. So, so, you know, I,
Speaker: I was doing some running around and then I came home and mama decided to take a nap and I was like, well.
Speaker: I'm just taking a nap. Guess who's going to go save the world? This guy. It's time for Call of Duty. So this is a really, really long winded way of saying that you fell down in the sourcing Irish music department. Is that what it is that you're trying to? Well, let's be honest. I said it. I said it. Fuck you, Ireland.
Speaker: What are you going to do about living that goddamn country? What are you going to do?
Speaker: I know that I don't know if I'm supposed to be offended or not by that because I know you guys are always confusing the fact that I'm Scottish with the fact that you think that I'm Irish. I don't know if you're trying to be deliberately inflammatory. Just stay in your island and mind your business, all right? William Wallace. You're such a cheeky wee scamp.
Speaker: You can't take the freedom. And I thought about it way too late. I had said it that a long time. You may take our lives. Everyone to pick up on you. Don't ever take our podcasts! He always sounds in constipated when he does that line. Because it's my island.
Speaker: We're just connected to the UK. Oh, man. I learned that from Tony. You know what's really funny? Brian was there for that conversation as well. You know, we're talking about the fact that Brian was there for the banana sucking. Well, actually, he was there for the conversation with Tony as well, where he argued with me blind that Scotland was its own island and it wasn't connected to the UK. It's like, uh, buddy.
Speaker: it's all together
Speaker: get credit to do a British Airways for me to come back to London, and it's like, yeah, this time he's like, he's like, this time we'll actually hit, he's like, we'll hit Bath, then we're going to hit Edinburgh and then maybe go to Glasgow. I'm going, oh, okay. Like everybody else.
Speaker: I mean, London was cool. I mean, the last time I was there, we were talking about going to Edinburgh. But that didn't come around because just the timeframe of everything, we're like, well, should we fly over there or should we take a train? And I wanted to take a train. Yeah, it's only four and a half hours on the train from London to Edinburgh.
Speaker: Yeah. Cause uh, cause like getting on the train from London to Bristol was about little over an hour and then going to, to Bristol was about two hours on the train. It was pretty cool because it was like, cause uh, when people asked me like, well, how's your trip loaded? I was like literally planes, trains, and automobiles. I mean, I took an Uber, I took the, the, uh, the London cab.
Speaker: And then we took a train to get to places. I took the tube, the underground, the subways in London. That was pretty cool. Very efficient too, may I add. I mean, it took me a while. It's like I couldn't go to, like when I got back, when I got back home, it's like I couldn't go to sleep without hearing, please mind the platform, wait, please mind the gap between the train and the platform. Yeah, because people keep falling down that bloody gap. It's quite dangerous.
Speaker: Yeah. And then it took me online and people falling in between the platform and the train. Well, yeah. And then it took me a while to understand the concept, like on the escalator stay on one side because everybody else is like hiking it up the escalator or hiking it down the escalator. Yeah. Yeah. That took me a while to figure out like, wait, wait, I was like, what's the hurry, y 'all?
Speaker: I don't I don't really understand the hurry either because I think the underground run every like two minutes or something like it's really frequent so yeah every five minutes next one you know every five minutes I keep hearing now arriving in 10 minutes yeah 10 minutes yellow yellow district line and then it'd be like the Victoria line to this line for that line like okay
Speaker: All I knew is that I just rode the yellow district line because that took me all the way from Kensington. No, no, no, no. I stayed in Earl's Court. From Earl's Court to get to County Hall. Earl's Court was pretty cool. I mean, I even saw a blue phone booth and when I had Instagram, I took a photo. I said, here you go, you Dr. Hugh nutcases.
Speaker: The last time I was in London was back in October and it was Kensington I was staying in. But I didn't venture any further away from there because I went down to the Royal Albert Hall and then, you know, stayed locally and then came back up again. And it was the one day that there was a train strike. I had to drive there and drive back. It was a fucking, it was some journey. But I will say this though, like Winter Wonderland and Hyde Park was awesome.
Speaker: I mean, I enjoyed having hot cocoa, whipped cream, and Jameson whiskey in my hot chocolate. Yeah, Irish coffee. No, Irish hot chocolate. Yeah, Irish hot chocolate. And then, yeah, the late, then the day went to one of the pubs. Irish hot chocolate. So hot chocolate. That's what we should have done. We should have had either Jameson or Bailey's. That's what we should have done. I'm going to have that tomorrow.
Speaker: Ooh, I could make Baileys with coffee, although it is almost five in the morning. I probably shouldn't be drinking any more coffee. Rocky, you doing anything for St. Patty's Day tomorrow, buddy? Working. You really got to work tomorrow? Like music work or job work? Work, work, work, job work. It's a holy day. It's a day of work. It's a Sabbath day. So you're going to like this. So I told my boss, I said, hey,
Speaker: You know, it's supposed to be a holiday, man. It's supposed to be celebrating. He was like, Rock, are you Irish? You should have said 100%. I'm going to go ahead and just go back to work, boss. I'm sorry.
Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was a mistake. My bad. So you said look at me. Look at me. Look at me in the eyes. Look at me. I'm your captain now. Yeah, I'm Irish. Obviously. Can't you tell? Brian looks Mexican as fuck and he claims to be Irish. Yeah, I get inside of the family. You know, like I think America celebrates St. Patrick's Day more than it's celebrated over here. Do you know what I mean? Let's be honest.
Speaker: I mean, like, like, to be fair, to be fair, we're America's to be fair. No, no, but I mean, drink. And if you give it an excuse, we're going to be whatever you want us to be.
Speaker: If you got every ethnicity drinking, drinking tequila and Mexican beer on Sigo de Mayo, you have like the Chinese New Year. Everybody's drinking Chinese beer and egg rolls. It's like any of the egg rolls. So it's just every holiday we like, we embrace it because that just gives us a reason to drink. It's a drink. Bottom line. Yep. Good point.
Speaker: Anyway, I did, I did tell my boss that and he's like, yeah, you're not Irish. I was like, okay, I'm gonna just, I'm gonna just go back over here and get back to my desk. You know what? If you identify as Irish, you're Irish. It's a little bit like being Scottish. It's the same here. I mean, I mean like my dad's, okay. So on my dad's side of the family, on his dad's side, it's all Irish, but then on my dad's mother's side, it's like British, German, and, and et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker: but mainly on my dad's side, dad's side is all 100 % Irish. Well, tell me, I mean, I'm just, I'm curious. Are there, are there any, um, Irish guys that, you know, that are African descent? So I say that again.
Speaker: Is there any black dudes that are in Scotland? Of course, of course. Really? Well, define natives. I mean, the people that have been born here, people that have migrated here. Yeah, of course, of course. Easily got away with that. God dang it.
Speaker: Did you know what? You're not the first person to have asked me that question either and it blows my fucking mind every time. It's so odd. Like, of course there are black people. There are black people in every country. No, it's more like a native thing. Like, are they Irish if they're black? Well, I'm not from Ireland. I'm from Scotland. But, you know, it's the same difference. Of course there are people. I mean,
Speaker: I mean, the guy that I mentioned earlier, I was talking about St. Lizzie and Phil Lynette was Black Irish, you know, he was mixed race and 100 % Irish. And you're talking about the 70s, you know, 70s, 80s. But I mean, I can understand that it's a newer, you know, it's only been a couple of generations, you know, since kind of... Oh, what's the name of that ship?
Speaker: Windrush, the whole Windrush generation, you know, people being shipped in from the Caribbean or whatever, and there was a lot of controversy over that because they were given, you know,
Speaker: status here, they were given their residency here. And then the government here tried to fucking send people back who had descended from people who came over, you know, it's absolutely fucking shocking. But yeah, and of course, we have of course, we have all ethnicities here. And they're all equally Scottish or equally Irish as the people who are descended from, you know,
Speaker: We don't really do the whole in America. It's like, okay, what's your ethnicity or what's your background? We don't really do that here. It's like when we say where you're from, we mean what country do you live in? That's because you're all white as fuck.
Speaker: No, or not. That's the thing. If I'm having a conversation with someone and I say, where are you from? It means I've detected a different accent, but that usually means which city are you from. I expect them to say Birmingham or London or Leeds. We actually do that here in the States, too. I'll cover across somebody and they'll have an accent.
Speaker: They might be a person of color or whatever. And I'm like, where are you from? And I'm not like expecting them to go Africa. No, it's like, well, you know, because every state, much like probably over there where you guys are from, you guys all have your own different accent. Right.
Speaker: Sorry, missed that. Can I just, I'm so sorry, you'll have to repeat yourself, but just before you do, can I say that, can I just let you know that you're under discussion right now? Oh yeah, I know I am because I was poking the bear. That's why I muted my mic. Sorry, go on. It's called
Speaker: Resignating something or other. I'm like you don't even know the name of my show. Shut up. Yeah, not just Yeah, I mean Just cuz my my personal page is not blocked
Speaker: the podcast pages blocked. I can't comment. I'm just, I'm just so sorry that you, I know that you addressed something towards me, but I was slightly distracted and I missed it. You're fine because Tony was like, yeah, Glitch mess with me because they need me. And I, and I, and I typed this out and I deleted it and I was like, let me put my phone down and stop. And he said, he's messing with me because they need me. And I was like, 20 ,000 plus listens without you.
Speaker: 1 ,000 listens with you. Yeah, but there's no need for that either. I know. But he made the comment. Taking your dick out and slapping it across his face. You don't need to do that. Do you know what I mean? Have you said that? Have you said that? I will pull my tiny cock out and slap him right across his face with it. I don't really want to talk to him right now. I'm really angry. No. I was just poking the bear. No.
Speaker: No, what I was saying was like here in the States, you know, whether you're black, white, purple, green, yellow, or whatever, when we meet somebody new, if they, um, have an accent or something like that, the first thing we say is where are you from? Because not because like you ain't American, where the hell are you from boy?
Speaker: You're not full of fun hair. Because we're curious. Because every state has its own unique accent. Accent, of course. The thing is, in the UK, there are so many accents. You only have to travel 30 or 40 miles, and the accent completely changes. For such a small landmass, there are so many accents. So it's generally understood if you say to someone, where are you from? It's a reference to which part of the country are you from, not what's your ethnicity. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, no, that's what we had.
Speaker: I'm born and raised, I'm born and raised in Ohio, born and raised in Ohio. I'm from, I'm from North, East, Central Ohio, whatever you want to call it. There are people in Southern Ohio, South Ohio, who have a thicker, deeper Southern accent than anybody I met in the 10 years that I lived in South Carolina.
Speaker: Like there are literally people from Ohio who sound more country, more redneck, more backwoods than anybody I've ever met from the South. What you talking about there, feller? I'm like. There was a snake in my boot. Calm down, Woody. Calm down.
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Speaker: nobody loves texas shut up right yeah they have a restaurant well it used to be there but it was a restaurant called the texas embassy so suck it wait wait hold on i'm sorry i wasn't listening what did they have a restaurant called what the texas embassy okay why am i sucking it texas is awesome see we're super popular
Speaker: Yeah. What exactly is it that he's meant to suck? That's the question that would want to know. What am I sucking? Well, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just hold the hold the door, Hodor.
Speaker: Thou shalt not pass. Mad. Second reference. Suck it nerds. Where's Jeff when you need him? Because this is the point where you'd put up the nerd video and it's missing. Two references. I'm on a roll tonight Rocky.
Speaker: Star Trek. He's even got a Star Trek reference. I don't know. What the fuck is going on right now? I'm just like... How did I miss that? Not quickly. I mean, you ever, okay. You ever seen the movie, the other guys? Oh, the other guys with Will Ferrell and Mark.
Speaker: Yeah, so you know how Mark Wahlberg's character is how he always like makes fun of the people like when he makes fun of other people He does what they do just so he does what he's talking about. That's Glick That's how he got the Spock reference. I'm like, whoa, I'll be damned Yeah, I had to watch Star Trek just so I could make fun of the other guys and watch Star Trek
Speaker: Yeah, well, yeah, because he learned how to do ballet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because he made fun of a guy's that do ballet. But yeah, he does a ballet just so he can like, knows what he's talking about. That looks like an idiot. Yeah. Good old. Look, I'm a coach. Look, I will say this. Look, I was to jump on the path topic we were just talking about. My office coordinator has been working under me for about seven years.
Speaker: She just asked me. She's very, very quiet. Doesn't like to mind much, OK? And she's like, hey, I really need to ask you a question that's been bothering me all these years. I was like, absolutely. I thought we were clear. You can ask me whatever the fuck you want. And she's like, are you Asian? Oh.
Speaker: I was like, you're fired. Happy anniversary. I'm joking. I'm joking. I didn't do that. I didn't do that. But I've been asked a countless amount of questions besides that. I mean, I was surprised to hear that one, though. That was a new one. Cassie, we were as Asian because she's seen your wiener. It was so small. She was like, I've never seen a black man with such a small pecker. He must be Asian. Like, what the hell? I don't know. It's just we're sleeping a lot. That was way out of the way. That's OK.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, that is not at all how I thought Rocky's voice was going to sound like he's going to have like a deep voice, you know, like stereotype it now. Well, yeah, he sounded whiter than me. And then, you know, I had to remember he, you know, he is from Mormon country. Wow. Really went there.
Speaker: I'm going to very quickly put a cup of tea. It's just so, because obviously you can't see if I'm here or not, because I don't have my camera up. So that's why my mic's muted. I'll be back in a minute. Yeah. For those of you guys who don't know, like he's actually naked on this broadcast. That's why our camera's on. I'm not naked, but I'm not dressed. You said I have no clothes on. I said I'm not dressed. I've got a t -shirt on, but I don't have a bra or anything on it. And it's five o 'clock in the morning. I'm not getting dressed just to come on camera. So I recorded that whole Britney Spears song.
Speaker: of my shirt off and I threw one on just to jump on your podcast tonight. See, see, you get it, you get what I'm seeing. How am I? How am I? Yeah, I just want to show you that's how much you mean to me, Glenn. Now I'm picturing you without a shirt on. I'm not going to lie, I'm turned on.
Speaker: Stop, Blake. Oops, he did it again. I got to drop my camera down for reasons not because I'm naked, but I'll be right back. Oops, he did it again. Rocky did it again. I'm going to beat myself one more time. Wait, what else? Oh, my God.
Speaker: I can't stand that song for the life of me.
Speaker: I'm blue, I will beat off a guy, I will beat off a guy. And I was like, I was like with it for a second. And I was like, wait, what is he saying? Like, and then he's just like, start zooming in and he's just like, he started actually like, I was like, okay, yeah, that's enough. Rocky, Rocky, like, like the bloodhound gang once said, we ain't nothing but animals. We ain't nothing but mammals, baby. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: I almost played that last night on One Hit Wonders. Who's your top one -hit wonder? My top one -hit wonder? Yeah. I have a top one -hit wonder, but God, I'd love me some one -hit wonders. Man, I don't know. I mean, because I think I did a really good job last night, so I had
Speaker: I think I had 12 or 14 songs. Where's my brand at? There it is. Clicks House of Music. I put Oliver Anthony on there. Richmond, north of Richmond. He's not going to do anything else after that. Yeah. I get Chumbawumba. Tub Thumpin' on there. I don't know that one. I get knocked down.
Speaker: But I get up again. And I get knocked back. It's like a whiskey drink. And I'm having a drink. I had Marcie's Playground Sex and Candy. Vanilla Ice. Of course. There it is. I was waiting for the obvious. Tonic, if you could only see me. Oh my god. Becky, look.
Speaker: play a music. I had tonic if you could only see me. I love that fucking song. I actually love that whole album but I understand that was our biggest hit. If you could only see your way. Anyways.
Speaker: Maybe got that 36 or 36. That's not a one hit wonder. What is your next lot do after that? I'm pretty sure he did like two songs and they both flopped and then he quit. Yeah. That's why baby got back as a one hit wonder. Uh, I had, I had the, uh, and again, Glick's house of music right now is currently all about my favorite songs. So when I do a.
Speaker: a sub, you know, or category or subject or whatever. I'm picking my favorite songs from that. I had the Heights with how do you talk to an angel? Ryan, you might remember that song from the Heights. I love that song. It's such a pretty song.
Speaker: But you say it's just a rash I've only done that once I've done one skit. What was that song?
Speaker: I did one skit where I turned all the words around and changed it into a parody, but I love when people do that. It's one of the things that I don't do often when it comes to the music stuff for content, but I just enjoy it so much. It's my guilty pleasure for sure.
Speaker: No, I know I do. I didn't. You know, I play around. I mean, when that song first came out, that Biz Markie song, that was something that we've done for, that exact line is something that we've done for years. I had Bright Said Fred, I'm Too Sexy.
Speaker: Uh -huh. Too sexy for you. Too sexy for you. Okay, so here's a story for you. So that band that you just sung the song for, I'm Too Sexy, right? Yeah. Right, so they were huge in Europe, right? Yeah, right. The Fair Brass Brothers. The guy who runs my radio station, Andrew Fair Brass, is their cousin. Oh, wow. Well, that's what I said. And that's what I said last night.
Speaker: some of these bands and I was going off of American Billboard American charts, American, you know, I was based off of the American quote unquote standards because like I had Dex's Midnight Runners. I don't know if they did anything outside of Come on, Eileen. I think they had a few hits, but it wasn't. I think they had like a year, a year and a half in the charts, maybe.
Speaker: America all they had was come on. Yeah, that was the biggest hit here as well. I had taken love with soft sell Rockwell someone's watch somebody's watching me. Yep
Speaker: And then, and then probably my favorite one -hit wonder of all time. Okay. You know what? I can't ask that. I can't answer that question that was asked for me. My favorite one -hit wonder of all time. Probably one of my favorite songs and I love this song. It puts me in a good mood every time I hear it. It's Henny Murphy. Oh God. What about Bruce Wilson's calling?
Speaker: I love that goddamn song. He did a reggae song. Eddie's got pipes, man. Eddie's got pipes. He does. He actually does. No one would take him serious because he's a comedian, dude. THC, Texas City Coalition. You know what? I need to watch the replay. I completely missed it because obviously I was doing Duke Box Studio at the same time.
Speaker: It was a fun show and and I loved doing the music show because it blows my eye. Good. Good. Real quick. Just want to show you. That's that's how I like it. Oh, that's a medium rare. That's not medium rare. That's well done. You know, it's still too pink. It's pink. There's more pink in that state than you'll find in a vagina. Rock. That depends on the vagina. There's a lot of that is not media. Well, my friend,
Speaker: When I tell them to do it medium well, that's how they prepare it. I like it cooked all the way through. No pinkiness. Glick's holding his tongue. He's holding his tongue. If Glick asks for a fake, just give him a cow. It'll be fun. Basically, hey, have you ever seen that movie? What was that? Brian, help me out, you're old.
Speaker: Uh, uh, Irving, Irving cowboy, Woody Harrelson and, um, the cowboy way, right? God, what is that movie? It's Woody Harrelson and, um, fuck. And he literally says something like put a flame to it, slap him on the ass and put him on my plate.
Speaker: I want my steak, I want my steak mooing. When I bite into it, the blood, like I look like Bram Stoker's Dracula. I got blood dripping out into my beard and everything else. My plate's covered in blood so I can rub my steak. That's why I don't eat any one because I cut a piece off and I sop it up and I get a scoop of taters with my steak. I feel quite nauseous now.
Speaker: Mm, it's delicious. I don't know. I don't want it bleeding. I don't want it for forever. Maybe something to do with the fact that I was vegetarian for 15 years. Like, maybe that's why. The thought of just having it when it's still dripping just, ugh. It's too much of a thing. It's too much for a reindeer that everyone's alive. Oh, man, wait a minute. I am so glad that you record this show. You just did this little, ugh. And I want to sample it. You're going to my next dubstep remix.
Speaker: Oh God. Sometimes like you said Sinks, it's like, you know, it's hard to believe we're friends. I know, I know. I was vegetarian. I was. In actual fact, the only reason I stopped being vegetarian was because
Speaker: My second, no, no, my second pregnancy, I couldn't, I couldn't keep anything down and I started craving bacon. So I went through the whole first pregnancy, veggie. And then the second time, I just, the only thing that I could hold down was bacon sandwiches. Oh, man. Yeah.
Speaker: She missed the meat. She missed the meat. It's a weird thing and then of course I just didn't bother going back to being veggie again because, you know, it's too much hassle. Hey, you heard me, Rocky. She's ignoring me, but she heard me. Yeah, I am totally ignoring you, you fucking pew here. Do what I'm ignoring you. I'm ignoring you because you went for the double on time before I did, right? Normally it's me that does that, but you went there first, so that's why I'm ignoring it.
Speaker: Oh yeah. Well, I'll tell you this Glick, you probably didn't know this about me. You've known me a long time. When I was wrestling, I had to, for six months, I didn't do anything besides veggies and juice and like actual juicing. Cause I needed to cut to make heavyweight and lightweight. Did you think juicing or juicing?
Speaker: Juicing. Not, what the fuck? I sounded a lot like you said jizzing. I'm just saying. Hello, Roxy. OK, why does Roxy not have a camera on? I know that I don't, but I forewarned you of that before I came in. No, I didn't even know there was no wiener. It was just like, I'm going to come on here and make a weird noise and then leave.
Speaker: I mean, I do that the entire show. The show is at five and a half hours and I've made so many weird noises throughout the last five and a half hours. You're not shocking anybody. I will tell you what, I will take what you just did. You're a little, just for you. I just can't picture you as a heavyweight Rocky. Rocky, how tall are you? Seven three.
Speaker: That's exactly what I envisioned Rocky to sound like, like Shaq. I'm trying to tell you, man, I'll just be dribbling the ball, put it in the hoop. I don't think too much. I'll just get the ball and my teammates and just pass the ball and I'll just get the rebound. Kobe always taking the ball for me. Shaq don't like that. Shaq ain't dumb.
Speaker: Yeah. And then when I shoot free throws, I need a scope. That's rude. Man, that boy was trying. He tried all his career to make free throws. You leave Shaq to hell alone. Yeah, you'd be trying, man. He was trying so hard. I remember when he was... Still picks on him about that. Still.
Speaker: I was like, goddamn Shaq, I love the hell out of you, but just, just, just stop, man. Can we get a pinch free throw shooter in here? Like tag out, like tag out. And the saddest thing is he's the closest to the hoop.
Speaker: I mean, like a true story, when I did the movie Blue Chips, they reinforced the goal line because when I don't, I broke the backboard. So they had to make it super strong. So the fact that I asked Rocky how tall he was and he... And by my re -box, Shaq -nosis. Shaq said he was seven and three, reiterates the fact that Rocky's all of five foot two and a half on a good day. Oh, I failed now, man. I am five nine, five 10.
Speaker: You should have just stopped when you said five. It's okay. It's okay. Short King. I love you. You're my short King. God damn it. Wow. What do you think Leggy? Five, nine, too short. Well, I'm five 10. So it's all relevant. That's not the word I was looking for. Relative. That's what I was looking for. Leggy's seven foot tall. Don't let her lie to you. No, I'm five 10. Or as Connor said, she's a big bitch and she needs a platform.
Speaker: You know, it was really funny him getting redder and redder the more he dug himself into a hole. And I'm like, I was pure playing up in the comments that I was upset by that. I was like, fuck you, fuck face. Like, shut up, fuck face. Like, and I think he thought I was genuinely upset, but I was actually sitting laughing. Like, because he just kept digging himself in the hole and you kept changing, you kept twisting the words that he was using and making it sound like it wasn't what he was saying. You know what I mean? I was, I was funny.
Speaker: I'm the first person to admit that I'm a big person, like I'm not a small person, I am fat and I'm also tall, like I'm not a small person, but it's not going to offend me if someone else says it about me, but the fridge festival comment, that was funny.
Speaker: He didn't think he was mad. He was actually laughing. He messaged me and he was like, I fucking hate you, Glick. He said he had to leave because he was laughing so goddamn hard. Glick, legging. Brian, I gotta go. As do I. I'm yawning. I'm on a Friday night, man. It's nice to meet you. Alright, yeah. Let me know, man. I'll jump on. I'll make the time.
Speaker: And let me know when you got a Friday available. I know you're like, you're what, two hours behind us? It's 10 o 'clock now. Three hours behind me. So yeah, let me know when I do the show at eight o 'clock. So it's five o 'clock here time. Okay. I'll figure it out. That way I can get, you know, I've only got limited videos that you do on the EDM remixes on YouTube.
Speaker: but I want to have your music and I want to, the show's only like an hour and hour, hour and hour. So, you know, I want to have you come up and chit chat and interview and talk to you about the music and also play some music. Okay. Yeah. So, but I want you to be the first guest at the end of that. Yeah, buddy. Let's do it. Yeah, buddy. Good chat with y 'all. Much love, brother. Have a good one. I'll be hopping on. I'll see you around, Lingy. See ya. Toodles.
Speaker: that guy. Brian, do you want to check your echo cancellation? Because I think that echo is coming for you, pal. It's like moving on the screen when it's stopped now. That's so weird. I don't know. I'm doing classic periscope vision right now.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: You know, you know. I know that there are people watching on Twitch, not Twitch, Twitter as well. Hello, people who are lurking on Twitter. I don't think we see Twitter comments. If you're trying to say anything, we won't see the comments because I don't think Twitter comments come through onto StreamYard. But I know that there's a few years, maybe a dozen of you sitting there watching on Twitter. So hi. Hi, hello.
Speaker: I'm still very distracted because I'm still monitoring what's going on and it's blowing my mind to the fact that there's shit being talked about me. I mean, if there's shit being talked about you, you know how I get down. I would be like, I would
Speaker: I would drop a comment, but that's just me. Like I would drop a comment. Whoa. I'm not, I'm not actually in there. I'm lurking it. Yeah. I would go in there and be like, really? That's me. I'm a concert. I'm a comfort. I'm a confrontational motherfucker. Like I'm always like, I'm watching the clock and I'm like, all right, we got, we got about, we got about 18 minutes left. And I'm hoping this live still going on. Cause.
Speaker: I'm almost tempted to request a block or, you know, a block, you know, like where you can join in. And I want to request a block. First and foremost, don't tell me you watch my show and yelling around my show. You silly goofy ass. First and foremost, don't fucking tell me that I need you on my show when my show is flourished without you. And second of all, I feel like the hell are you doing, you fake ass goofy motherfuckers? Like,
Speaker: Don't bring your goofy ass shit to tiktok cuz tiktok's about to get banned y 'all ain't gonna have nowhere to go Here's something that blows my mind okay this bitch And I'm calling her a fucking bitch, and I know that there are people working, and I don't give a fuck this bitch
Speaker: for months made my life a hell on another platform. She told a whole bunch of fucking lies about me that I supposedly contacted her employer, I supposedly doxed this, that or the other, something to do with her employment information. I have no clue where she works, by the way. I supposedly committed all this, you know, all these laws and again, I broke all these fucking laws and Interpol was involved and they were going to turn up at my door and I was going down and this, that and the other.
Speaker: single time I went into one of the rooms on that fucking platform I was bombarded by two people who were doing her bidding and it was the same shit over and over and over and over and over again to the point where I ended up in fucking hospital they thought I was having a heart attack fuck it it was a panic attack I haven't told anybody this by the way right that's why I came that's why I came off that app I was pushed to the point of having a fucking anxiety attack and ended up in the fucking hospital
Speaker: And this bitch is live and he's sitting in her fucking live talking shit with her. And he knows all the fucking lies that she's told. He knows all about it. There's been no fucking evidence for any of the things that she supposedly fucking accused me of. She got in cahoots with fucking Sadie and fucking faked a screenshot of a conversation that never took place as well. Blatant fucking lies over and over again and he's sitting in there fucking entertaining it. It's pure disrespect over and over again. Pure fucking disrespect.
Speaker: No, and that's what I told you, you know, and I've told you before, I've told you a million times. It's, it's, it's, it's unwarranted stress. You shouldn't lie. You like, you know better, like, and, and, and, and, and, and, you know, and I'm not jumping on any side here just so everybody knows y 'all know me. I'm a goddamn lever and I'm, I'm a scale. And this is what I do. However, we all know there's.
Speaker: three sides to every story. Not that, that don't matter here and there, but also at the same point, and I understand your frustration, trust me, I understand. I just muted my mic and I didn't mean to do that. I understand your frustration. I really do. Uh, 100, 100 % I do, but at the end of the day, this is, this is my mentality. I'm speaking for me personally, my mentality. And I think Brian's the same way because I know Brian and I have talked about it at the end of the day.
Speaker: Sometimes people just aren't worth it. Sometimes people just are not worth the headache. They're not worth.
Speaker: I was in a relationship for two years with this person. Two fucking years. And that person knows full fucking well that the shit that's been talked has to be fucking lies. There's been no evidence of any fucking thing. Where did the police at my fucking door? I'm sorry I'm swearing in about it.
Speaker: How dare you swear on this show, young lady? But the thing is, it's constant. Every single fucking time, I think, OK, you know, it's not going to... Fucking... There's more disrespect. There's fucking more and more and more. Do you know what? I was actually going to talk about... I was actually going to offer that person, because we're a man down on jukebox duty, I was seriously considering asking this person if they wanted to join.
Speaker: And then something like this happens and it fucking just makes me question my judgment. Why is he entertaining this bitch? Why is he even fucking in there with her? I get it. You know, I spent three years.
Speaker: building a relationship, creating a relationship with somebody that went to hell, obviously found somebody better, somebody who made more money, whatever the case may be, and then proceeded to go online for three or so months after the fact, just absolutely shitting on me.
Speaker: And I did nothing but defender. I did nothing but tell people to don't worry about it. It is what it is. You know, things happen, blah, blah, blah. And, and, and, you know, and as most things happen, I hit my breaking point on this show because we were talking about something that had nothing to do with her or nothing to do with anything. And she sent me a text message running her fucking mouth. And I was like, all right.
Speaker: game on, now it's my turn. I totally understand. I totally get it. Like I really do. It's hurtful as hell, especially when, you know, either A, you're seeing it yourself personally, or in my case, because once the split happened, and once I found out why the split happened, because I always told this elaborate fucking crazy ass story,
Speaker: Once a split happened and it was like i'm still trying to fix it and do what I can to make it work Meanwhile, she's saying all these crazy ass things about me online or to people that Are friends of my friends not her friends and they're sending me all this shit They're like we're gonna unfollow and block her but we don't want to as long as she's still talking shit about you and it was like
Speaker: Then once I realized the truth once the truth came out like I bought like I unfollowed her I blocked her this and the other thing I just stopped fucking talking to her I was just done like like you really making me look like a clown But I still had friends of mine who were following her sending me all this shit and was like, you know what? And they're like, yo, we're about to go in on or we're about to go in on or we're about to do this where I'm like No, just don't worry about it. I
Speaker: Leave it alone. It's not your place. She don't need the added stress. She don't need this. Like I was kind of protecting her. But then it was like, like I said, we had that moment on that show when we was just joking and having a good time. And then Tony was on the show and Jeff was on the show and both of them both went. They both sat back because they knew what was coming and they knew that it was only a matter of time. And I went in and then everybody knew, all right, it's game on.
Speaker: And, and I totally understand the frustration and the aggravation, trust me, you know, because I was made out to look like a straight up piece of shit. I mean, even after that relationship, just in normal life, because of certain people that I associated with, I was made out to look like a fucking asshole and, and, and a real fucking dickhead. And everything that happens in the dark comes out in the light.
Speaker: And and that's starting to come out now and and you notice a lot of people that want to fucking make me out to be a bad guy and want to make me out to be some kind of fucking Some sort of type of way. They're nowhere to be found anymore because now they're feeling real fucking stupid and they're feeling some sort of way because now the truth is coming out and Eventually, that's gonna happen for you that that truth is gonna come out You got to reach your breaking point where you're gonna tell your side of the story And you're gonna put your truth out there
Speaker: you're gonna put your truth out there and you're gonna let people know. And I know this is hard to listen to coming from a guy in a fucking bedazzled Shamrock cowboy hat, but you're gonna reach that breaking point where you gotta put your truth out there. You gotta put your side of the story out there. And people are gonna start to put one and one together and one and one are gonna equal two. And then some of the math isn't gonna start math. And that's what I've been telling you.
Speaker: You know, we started off on the wrong foot and it, and it took the simple fact of, we had to have that open line of communication at the end of the day for us to really start like, okay, well, this is what I've been told. This is what you've been told. This is, this is why I act a certain type of way. This is why you act a certain type of way. And it was like, God damn, we really got fucking plate. Like we, like you and I in, in general, specifically, we got fucking plate.
Speaker: Mm hmm. And we fell right into that trap. Mm hmm. Sorry, Brian. Brian, he just dropped out for a minute. I think he's way bad. It says it in the in the private chat. I just noticed it. Sorry, Brian. But this is still the still I mean, you know, I'm just I'm trying to not be fucking annoyed. Yeah, I understand. And it's tough.
Speaker: Here's the thing, I still never addressed that fucking Carmen situation. I have been too fucking kind. The nastiness and the fucking lies and the backstabbing and the two -facedism. I've been so fucking kind to so many people. And it just feels like a constant fucking every time I turn around, there's more fucking fuckery, there's more disrespect.
Speaker: Like, I'm not sitting on the fucking internet talking about any of these people. I know I'm doing it right now because of what's happening right now, but I keep my shit, I keep quiet, I keep my, I do, I go online, I do my fucking show, I do my radio show, or I do my fucking jukebox duty, and I mind my own business. And other people talk a load of fucking shit. And now I'm being called, I'm being called Petty. Spite and Petty. This bitch lied about me for months.
Speaker: bullied me to the point of being fucking hospitalised to the point I had to come off the fucking app but I'm spiteful and petty. Like enough is enough. And that's what I said. And to sit there and fucking tell her that I've you know that I've said something like
Speaker: Well, that's what I said. I mean, it comes down to the whole entire time that I was in a relationship with Tony. He would tell other people conversations that I had had with him.
Speaker: and your conversations with your partner, your private conversations with your partner should remain fucking private. Nobody else should know. Nobody else should be privy to those fucking conversations. But he would go and fucking tell people and obviously over exaggerate as well. You got the fucking narrative. You were told shit that actually wasn't even fucking said, right? But regardless of whether I'd said those things or not, that should have been fucking private because I'm talking to my partner, I'm offloading to my partner and anything he told me, I fucking kept him asking, why is he discussing things I'm discussing with other fucking people?
Speaker: The disrespect is fucking unreal No And that's what I said, you know you finally come to that point where you're you're kind of at your breaking point where you You're gonna you know as crazy as it sounds but in the world that we live in you know with doing the podcasting and the streaming and stuff like that and You you you
Speaker: You're at that point where you got to have your quote unquote come to Jesus moment and do a broadcast or like you're doing right now and venting and releasing, uh, which is fine. You know, um, you got to have that moment where you, you put your, your side out there and you put everything out there going, look,
Speaker: Y 'all got me painted in this fucking picture. Y 'all got me fucked up and in this light. And here's my side of the story. And, you know, some people are gonna go, oh, you know, she's just being. Well, here's the thing, like, I've still never done that. I've still never told anybody my side of the fucking story. That's exactly what I'm saying. I'm not going around.
Speaker: trying to fly. I'm not going around trying to fucking gather flying monkeys. I'm not going around trying to paint myself as anything. I'm minding my own fucking business. I've talked to you about a few things and it's maybe been like hinted at on here a few times, but we've never had a conversation about that shit out there. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker: No, and that's exactly what you need to do. I mean, I'm aware that there's going to be a replay. I'm aware that this is going to be a replay and I know it's going to get fucking discussed. Oh, Helen was running her mouth. Helen has. There is a lot of fucking things that I could fucking tell people that I haven't. I've been so kind. That's that's where you need to have your moment and you need to you, whether it be on your own show or wherever it is.
Speaker: I mean, you know, unfortunately, this is the world we live in. This is the world that we've created for ourselves. And this is the world that we live in. And you got to have that moment where you got to put your sign out there and stop letting people create a narrative about you and go, okay, well, you've heard his side and you've heard their side, but let me tell you where I'm coming from. And that's what I had to do. And then when I did it,
Speaker: I'm so sorry to cut you off Glick, but here's the thing that blows my mind, okay? You've said that you've literally just nailed it, right? People have heard that person's side. And the people that are hating that, the people that are listening to it, my question would be,
Speaker: they never take a step back and think well hang on a minute here there's only one person running in the mouth there's only one person talking shit there's only one person discussing details like i'm not the one going around fucking doing that so if it was me and someone's coming to me and they're telling me all once you know one sided you know this happened that that that that i would be sitting thinking to myself well that other person isn't fucking running their mouth about you why are you why are you talking do you not do you understand what i mean not exactly people have to just fucking think for themselves and think hang on a wee minute here am i being manipulated am i being
Speaker: You know, no, exactly. And that's where I was going with that. When I, when I finally came on glued and let's just call a spade a spade. I mean, unfortunately, and not to judge up past or anything like that, but you, you know, I, when I come on glued, I go off and, and that's what it, when I came on glued and I went off on, on this person and I put, and I put my side of the story out there.
Speaker: said person stopped running their fucking mouth. Said person hasn't been seen or heard from since. And that's what it takes. And then a lot of people, you know, because
Speaker: I had my friends who were like, why are you taking this click? Why are you going through this? Why are you dealing with it? Like what the fuck? And then I had people on the other side that was like, oh man, we had no idea. We didn't know. We didn't know this is what was happening. And we owe you an apology because even though we didn't say anything about you or we didn't do anything, we were off in the quiet. We kept to ourselves and yeah, we were talking to her, but in private or whatever,
Speaker: But we didn't know this was the situation and we have to apologize to you for it. I'm not saying it's going to be the same for you, but the fact that when I finally snapped and I put my side of the story out there and, and, and kind of come unglued, it was a, it was a weight lifted off of my chest. And, and that's, and I think not only me saying it, but I think there's going to be other people out there who may hear this that are going to agree with me.
Speaker: Whether they know you or not, or they know your situation or not. I think there's people out there that are going to go, yeah, you absolutely need to put your side of the story out there. Not just targeted at one person or anything like that. Just your truth. Just your side of the story. Just what you see, what you've seen and how you felt in your own eyes.
Speaker: And you have this narrative on this side and you have your story and whatnot on your side. And people are going to have to make their own decisions at the end of the day. But at the end of the day, once you release that burden and once you let go of that weight, you are going to feel so much better. I think the thing is that this is the first time I've ever mentioned the hospital. This is the first time that I've ever mentioned that I was bullied to the point where I had so much anxiety. I ended up in the hospital. I haven't told anybody that before. Right. But Tony fucking knew.
Speaker: Tony knew that. And that's the thing. And everybody's still fucking, still associating with these fuckers that did that to me. That's my issue. The district, the fucking, it's like constant disrespect. That's what I said. You gotta have your, you gotta have your moment and you gotta, and you've got to put all that out there. You got to personally, mentally and physically health, health wise. You've got to put that out there.
Speaker: I have been talking about putting Carmen in her fucking place after that situation for months and I've put it off and I've put it off and I've been busy and I've ummed in it odd and I've thought to myself you know like do I really want to fucking you know continue it you know I can be the bigger person and
Speaker: But it's not just, it's not, it's not. But it's like, I'm being kind, Glick, right? But the kindness is fucking taken for granted. Like, it's like, give them a fucking inch and they'll take a mile. Right? Give a fucking inch and they'll take a mile. Like, I've decided to, you know, or so far, or I had decided to not fucking, you know, put anybody on blast. And it's, and it's, that's
Speaker: I'm being treated like a fucking mug for not doing that.
Speaker: Hmm. No, exactly. And that's, I mean, at the end of the day, that's what happened to me. You know, people were looking at me a certain type of way and not in that situation that I was in, and they were thinking about me of a certain type of way. And now granted, a lot of those people weren't in the world and the environment that we're in with the streaming of the broadcasting and podcasting and stuff like that. They were just off kind of the side. They were well, you know, you,
Speaker: They were commenters at the end of the day. You know what I mean? And that's what I said. It's not just necessarily the garment situation, but the whole situation, the situation as a whole needs to be addressed and you need to put your side out there and call it a day. And once, excuse me, once you do that.
Speaker: Here's the thing. I mean, like I say, I was having a conversation with Jeeves yesterday, right? About letting bygones be bygones, right? And offering that person, you know, part of the show. And now it's like,
Speaker: why the fuck would I do that? Because I've turned around and there's more fucking disrespect. I offered him a paid job on a radio show and literally days later he started broadcasting with that other fucking bitch who again told the whole of the fucking lies about me and it just feels like
Speaker: And I'm not saying, oh, you know, he, I mean, I'm not saying he can't broadcast with this person. He can, he can, he can go live with whoever the fuck he wants. But if he wants to work with me, I can't work with them when he's working with people who are, who tell blatant fucking lies about me and who are disrespect, it feels like a kick in the fucking teeth.
Speaker: You know, I've stuck up for him with that person after what she did after that fucking show. Two hours had been tears, calling him abusive and this, that and the other. I could do better, get ready and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever. I'm not going to go, I will do a broadcast actually, because obviously I don't need to go into details here. But he knows all of that and he chooses to fucking, after I've cut them off, he chooses to go work with them. It's like a kick in the teeth.
Speaker: It's what they, I mean, like I said, that's just the name of the game at the end of the day. I'm seeing that has really triggered me. It's really fucking triggered me because he knows what the result of her lies on that app did to me. And he's the only person that fucking knew that. Like nobody else on the app knows why I left the app.
Speaker: And then you're going to fucking sit and hang out with her in fact, and then sit there and talk and talk shit about me with her. Of course, there will be no replay. There'll be no replay of the conversation that they had, but that's okay. Cause I screen recorded it. Well, I mean, that's the thing at the end of the day, you know, apps, um,
Speaker: Apps where things go away are kind of the safe haven. You know, when you stream and go live or whatever, the safe haven is the fact that once you end it, it goes away. Where, you know, for me personally, I got to eat and own up to everything I've ever said and done on the show. Everything has ever happened or been said on the show. It doesn't go away.
Speaker: it doesn't and it won't go away because at the time that it was said it is what it is and that's how I was feeling and you know I can go back and go you know what I was an asshole and I was feeling some sort of way and I was wrong. Well if you're talking about
Speaker: And if you're talking about in reference to me though, if you're talking about in reference to me and things you said about me, I've already mentioned. Because I think that you have not pertained to you. I've said some things on this podcast where I've had to go back and it doesn't pertain to you and I've had to go back and I've had to go, you know, I was a bit of an asshole. So I had to go back and go, bye bye.
Speaker: I was just about to give you an hour for bringing that up if it was pertaining to me because we've already squashed it. We are literally five minutes over and I got to wrap this up and this guy wants to come in here. Hold please, I feel like it's going to come back up again. Nobody's home. What? This guy. What is the problem? Maybe it's time for me to bounce.
Speaker: What is the problem? Why are you up here? Hold that thought. Go ahead. Thanks for listening. Thanks for hanging out. This was Nonsense the Good Nonsense. Tune in Monday night for a very special Men Caring for Men collaboration with our guys from Talking Shit featuring Bryce Tucker and potentially Doc, AKA Dawson or Dyson Doc.
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