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Speaker: I'm Rose Lu Santini here, host of Amateur Nation. My Drybar Comedy Special, Amateur Nation, is now available. And just like this show, if you're allergic to a lack of common sense in today's world, and you like your comedy delivered with uncompromising talent it like it is
Speaker: This is my way of saying thank you to the pros who listen to this show every week. Drybarcomedy .com slash Lou S. Amateur Nation is not just a podcast, it's a movement.
Speaker: um do the Welcome the the show. Okay, let's all shut up, please. Warning. The podcast you are about to hear is often based on true events and people. It chronicles the dialogue and actions of random, anonymous, obnoxious, self -entitled, unintelligent, self -centered idiots, attention whores, ignoramuses, dolts, clods, nimrods, douches, weirdos, drama queens, overly sensitive cry babies, and people who think they are better, more important, and special than the rest of us. In one word, amateurs.
Speaker: It's amateur nation with Lou Santini. We call attention to and call out the... Amateur! The people who are doing life wrong. The speed bumps of life. The people that are in your way every day. The unintelligent, obnoxious, attention -whoring, self -entitled, drama -clean victim types who chip away at the moments of your life due to no self -awareness, common sense, better social skills or communism, and are disturbing the flow of the pros.
Speaker: Hi Mom. Oh hey Lou. Amateur Nation, it's not just a podcast, it's a movement. This is episode 295, communism through corruption. You're bombarded at every angle and every turn by Amateur Nation. and That's where the weekly news and social commentary magazine comes in. With opinions, facts, logic and common sense from me and various pros from around the United States and the globe. On today's episode, the dumbest thing a school has done.
Speaker: hi oh sorry did i offend amateur nation probably and this week in treason then whatever amateurs are left bleeding on the ground will be snuffed out on the a la carte segment and then we close the show with three things done right on three pro things shouts out to pro nation first sultan nasser on soundcloud sophia henderson 700 on getter Jennifer Guisinger -Bolliard, Trudy Altieri -Yacko, Tom Clark, Ben Wilkinson, Tracy Lin, Linda Hyben, Anthony Owens, and David Smith on Facebook, and Katamp, Carlos Brown, Pictures on Walls, and Tammy Howell on Instagram. Your pro quote of the week from the Alert Pro, Robert Montgomery on Facebook regarding the EV hoax. I particularly like the unique angle and perspective.
Speaker: on EVs in this post. And he said this. Imagine we lived in a world where all cars were EVs. And then along comes a new invention, the internal combustion engine. Think how well they would sell. A vehicle half the weight, half the price, that will almost quarter the damage done to the road.
Speaker: A vehicle that can be refueled in one tenth of the time and has a range of up to four times the distance in all weather conditions. It does not rely on the environmentally damaging use of non -renewable rare earth elements to power it and uses far less steel and other materials. Just think how excited people would be for such technology. It would sell like hotcakes. It's an electric car and it's very good for the environment. Here's what's happening at amateur nation.
Speaker: I think it's great how our hate for other people brings us together. I love knowing that many amateurs who hate Trump are forced to vote for him.
Speaker: Because there is a huge amount of amateurs who know Trump is right about everything, and that he is indeed the right choice for America and America's financial futures, and they will secretly vote for Trump while lying to their friends about voting for Camila. Let me ask you something. Would you choose a mechanic just because of their race? A plumber? A landscaper? Maybe? Okay, what if you knew their race, but they lied to you about it?
Speaker: No? Okay, well then why would you choose a president for that same reason? Kamala Harris said once she's elected she will close the border, except she's actually in power now. Yeah, because then the damage will have been done once she's elected. Those illegals will have served their purposes with votes and violence against Americans. So Harris administration can sell you the solution. That is, taking your guns away so the government defends and protects you. After all, look at the bang -up job they've done so far! Apparently, the government can't make America safer with Americans having their own guns. Defending Americans only works for this administration if they have complete control over it. Oh, by the way, once Harris' administration has made sure that they're useful idiots in the name of illegal aliens, once they have served their purpose and after they've wreaked havoc on the nation, then...
Speaker: They'll deport them. You're asking me if I have theories? Here's what happened with amateur nation when it comes to their voting allegiance. They attach themselves to Biden Harris without knowing anything about them.
Speaker: And what they did know about Biden's nothing of a career full of scandals, they ignored. All they knew is that Biden and Harris were not Donald Trump. And then they realized that Biden and Harris are too incompetent, stupid, corrupt, and criminal. But now it's too late. You can't go back on your feelings. You're stuck. So stay stuck. So you have to lie and say you voted for Kamila.
Speaker: But you amateurs, you're voting for Trump. Here's the best part. In a short time, you'll see you made the right choice and you want to brag about it. You will want to, but you won't be able to, lest you lose favor with your fellow commies.
Speaker: Still not sure if you want to vote for Trump amateurs? Okay, let's say you spend, I'm making up numbers here, they're nice, round, normal, plausible numbers. They could be more, they could be less, but for math's sake, here you go. Let's say you spend $200 a month in gas for your car, $200 a month in electric and gas for your house or apartment, and $200 every two weeks on food.
Speaker: I'm just picking a nice, round, easy number. If Trump gets gas down to even $2 a gallon, that's practically half. If your electric bill was cut in half, there's another hundred bucks in your pocket. Same goes for groceries. Now you have about 400 extra dollars a month.
Speaker: Now you can pay off those credit cards that have been building up. Or if you have no credit card debt, oh, I don't know, a 401k IRA savings account? And by the way, these numbers are not remotely out of reach. With inflation being the way it has been, and not to mention I just listed three things affected by inflation that most Americans use, start factoring savings of 10 to 50 % on things and it's almost like getting a second salary. Or living life the way it was under Trump.
Speaker: I mean come on they're saying the average American is spending seven to ten thousand dollars more each year on stuff since under president coloring book. How'd you like to have back that 21 to 30 thousand dollars right now? Oh wait never mind you got that 600 bucks for staying locked down without work and access to your life three and a half years ago.
Speaker: Here's how you know amateur nation has zero loyalty and voter intelligence and integrity. I have yet to see even one post, one person in real life, one TV news anchor, one celebrity that recently sung his praises, go on a rant about how much they miss Biden, how great he was. That amateur posted, I'm sick without even a period at the end. And he left office. And that's how he will be remembered. I'm sick.
Speaker: What an inspiration. The commies paraded Biden around for a few minutes to remind their cult base that they're not so bad and that grandpa Joe is doing fine. But say your goodbyes because grandpa might be going on a trip soon and might not be coming back and may not be able to say goodbye. And now this. And now for step two. Topic number two. This topic brought to my attention by Alert Pro Tim Bermbishman and posted on Facebook by Alert Pro Megan McNeil McDonald who captioned this story with, okay nope I was wrong before, this is the dumbest thing I've seen a school do. And it comes from my own backyard in Lewisville, Ohio from the Lewisville City School District, this letter and I'm reading it exactly the way they wrote it.
Speaker: Dear Lewisville City School District and community, we hope this message finds you well, ew. As many of you know, the traditional, hi, greeting at the start of our band shows has been a cherished custom for as long as most of us can remember. This gesture has long been a symbol of our band's enthusiasm and connection with the audience. However, after careful consideration and thoughtful discussion, we've made the difficult decision to remove this particular greeting for this evening's halftime show.
Speaker: It's so cherished as a greeting as long as they can remember that it's callously being tossed aside because an amateur can't handle life. Or the word high. The letter continues. Our primary concern is to ensure that every member of our extended community feels respected and included.
Speaker: Yeah, and what better way than to remove a greeting? And if you're ensuring that every community member feels respected and included, well, now I don't, as do many other pros who may like being greeted with the universal greeting of hi. See how inclusion works? For many to be included, some may be excluded. The letter continues. Feedback from some community members.
Speaker: AKA 1 -1 -E amateur, has indicated that this traditional gesture can be perceived as offensive. We take these concerns very seriously. That's your first mistake. And have therefore decided to make this change to ensure that everyone feels comfortable and welcome. This decision was not made lightly. Sure it was. You met, discussed the word high, then voted on removing simple courtesy and joy. That's what you did.
Speaker: The Board of Education, the administration, and band directors have all been involved in this decision -making process. So now you know who the real woke amateurs are, Lewisville. Make their lives miserable with taunts and chants. Better yet, make sure you barrage them with, hi, when you see them. And if they don't cower in fear, then they're hypocrites. It's win -win.
Speaker: the article The letter continues, we are fully committed to finding a way to honor our tradition of engaging with our audience in a manner that is respectful and inclusive. We will be implementing an alternative high greeting that will preserve the spirit of our performance while addressing the concerns that have been raised for all future band shows.
Speaker: What could this new greeting be? Could it be, hello? What's up? Yo. Maybe. Go fuck yourself. We deeply value our community, our staff, and our students. No, you don't. Otherwise, you wouldn't have wasted taxpayers' time discussing and voting on this nothing salad, and you wouldn't have insulted the citizen's intelligence. And we remain dedicated to maintaining the high standards of excellence that our district is known for.
Speaker: You mean WAS known for. I also notice you don't mention that Lewisville was known for common sense and logic. I guess it was so obvious it got pushed aside. And then they bring it home with this. so We appreciate your understanding and support as we navigate this transition. Thank you for your continued encouragement and enthusiasm for our band program. We look forward to finding a new way to greet and celebrate with all of you in a manner that reflects our shared values of respect and inclusivity. Go Leopards!
Speaker: Find a new way, huh? I bet if you put a highly paid team of tax -paying drains posing as greeting experts, you'll find your solution to this quagmire. Or maybe instead of a verbal greeting, just wave. Wait, that doesn't include handless persons.
Speaker: In other school insanity news, Vermont health officials have advised against using the word son and daughter in schools now. Instead, they suggest child and kid because they're gender neutral. And this sounds like this advice falls under the jurisdiction of a health official, right? This just in. Words, by definition, are already neutral. I wonder what the Latin -based languages are doing with all this. I speak some Spanish and certain nouns are female and some are male. Now what say you, DEI dicks?
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Speaker: There's been an odd shift in human behavior over the last 15 plus years. A sense of entitlement. A constant need for attention. Ironically coupled with the need to be left alone. A desire to be treated the same as everyone else. Stupidly combined with the mindset of, I'm special, so treat me accordingly. Introducing the book, Amatronesian. The third client of common sense, manners and social skills. The second edition. Inside you'll read, The amateur mission statement. The 30 truths about amateurs. The four stages of being an amateur. Amateur habitats and history. Social media plus me, me, me equals amateur. Technology and amateur behavior. With dozens of real funny photos, weird signs, and laugh out loud real life accounts and actual conversations vividly showing how us pros are surrounded by amateur nation every day. Download the expanded second edition of the e -book amateur nation. The decline of common sense manners and social skills. The second expanded edition available now. Be a pro. Go to Amazon. Type amateur nation. The honor and remember flag is a nationally recognized symbol that sends a message of appreciation for the sacrifice made by our fallen heroes and their families.
Speaker: The flag flies at many NASCAR races around the country and you can help honor our nation's fallen military members and remember the eternal sacrifice of their service by flying the flag too. Text FLAG to 71777 or visit honorandremember .org to learn more. Together we remember them all.
Speaker: well you sure know you're a comedy. Now dig this. Alright, now step three. Topic number three. Hit me! It's time for This Week in Treason. A new video yet again shows Nancy Pelosi regretting the absence of National Guard presence on January 6th after she refused their deployment in a plot against Trump. What you're doing is treason. According to the alert pros at Real News, no bullshit on Instagram, a former top aide in New York Governor Kathy, my last name is stuck in my throat, hokel, was arrested on federal charges for acting as a Chinese spy. Jesus! Be more gross than Chinesey!
Speaker: Linda Sun, a former deputy chief of staff to Hocal, is charged with violating the Foreign Agents Registration Act, visa fraud, alien smuggling, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. Her husband, Chris Hu, was also charged. Want to hear the laundry list of charges? She used her position to promote Chinese communist interests by manipulating state messaging, blocking Taiwanese government representatives, crafting politician statements based on CCP approval,
Speaker: arranging meetings between Chinese officials and New York state authorities, and facilitating illegal entry of Chinese officials into America. This netted them millions of dollars, which was laundered to buy a $4 .1 million dollars property in New York, a $2 .1 million dollars condo in Hawaii, and a 2024 Ferrari. Don't forget the luxury travel, event tickets, and assistance in promoting a family friend's business. So,
Speaker: when can i expect that head to come off i'm talking communists the most reprehensible perpetrators of social and economic oppression ever known of
Speaker: For those keeping track at home, don't forget Hillary Clinton had a Chinese spy working for her, that she requested, and Eric Swalwell got busted banging a Chinese spy, and Commie Corpse Dianne Feinstein had a Chinese spy working as her personal assistant and driver for 15 years. Now, these are facts. You can't refute facts. Tell me more about how your Democrat party doesn't hate America.
Speaker: Okay, recently, Senator Josh Hawley revealed that most of the agents at the Butler rally, where Thomas Matthews Crook worked with the CIA, the FBI and Democrats in a conspiracy to assassinate Donald Trump, were Homeland Security agents and not Secret Service. But fear not. They did have two hours of online webinar training. By the way, super great way of handling this. It gets better. The audio didn't work on the video half the time.
Speaker: Bite -sized morsels taking shots at amateurs. This is a la carte. Here we go. I don't understand why we're having so much illegal immigrant crime. I mean, all those people, aren't they taking in all those illegal immigrants because they want them in America so badly? we're waiting Minnesota Governor Tampon Tim Waltz's brother said, I haven't spoken to him in eight years. I'm 100 % opposed to all of his ideologies. What's more, his family has publicly stated that they don't can't won't support him and have come out in favor of Trump going so far as to wear waltzes for Trump T shirts.
Speaker: Recently, a group of amateur millennial climate activists, sorry, that's redundant, glued their hands to each other to end fossil fuels. Yes, I think you're stupid. That's right, they used a petroleum -based product to protest petroleum. Also, their protests failed to end fossil fuels. Maybe we could hear them shriek in agony as their hands are pried off of each other like the German protester did when he glued his hands to the road and also failed to end fossil fuels. ah Yeah, just like that. Maybe it's the gluing part that's not working. Maybe try a different glue or acid. At the very least, glue your genitals shut to do the world a favor. Having watched the movie taken a million times, I realized I could never be a henchman. Other than the lead bad guy, the henchmen never talk. After about 20 minutes of standing guard, I would start chatting with the other henchmen. Are you guys sick of wearing black? I can't run in a suit and dress shoes.
Speaker: You ever get tired of just standing like this, hands crossed in front of your nuts? Sometimes I feel guilty about what I do for a living. What are we gonna have to shoot someone? I haven't even taken my gun out of my holster in two months. Actor Tom Hanks says he will leave the country if Donald Trump wins. I think he means he has to leave the country. Time now for three pro things, three things done right. Number one.
Speaker: Wyoming Representative Harriet Hageman is fed up, just like the rest of pro nation. This audio from Ultra Maga Party on Instagram.
Speaker: We're fed up with the Green New Deal and the socialists who created it. We're fed up with the attacks on our fossil fuel and energy industries. We're fed up with an open border. We're fed up with human trafficking. We're fed up with fed not letting our country. And we're fed up with illegal immigration.
Speaker: We're fed up with critical race theory. We're fed up with boys competing in girls sports. We're fed up with
Speaker: media, Twitter, Facebook, Google, and YouTube for blocking conservative speech. We're fed up with our government and university's sensory and conservative thought, canceling debate, and rewriting history. We're fed up with the corruption in the FBI, the Department of Homeland Security, the CIA, the NSA, and the PISY Corps.
Speaker: We're fed up with mask mandates, vaccine mandates, the
Speaker: Fauci.
Speaker: We're fed up with the and the elitists in D .C. who are getting rich while the middle class falls further behind every year. We're fed up with Joe Biden, with Nancy Pelosi.
Speaker: We're fed up with the January 6th Commission and those people Liz Cheney.
Speaker: We are putting everyone on notice. As of November 8th, we're taking our country back.
Speaker: Number two.
Speaker: few words about freedom and amateur nations belief that the government is their savior from ufc president dana white freedom is only one generation
Speaker: that's it as less government as
Speaker: works Number three.
Speaker: And now non -political personal words of encouragement by President Donald Trump. In life you will fall out with people that
Speaker: Ever vocal? Never silent, fellow pros. Don't tolerate amateurs and their America last agenda. 2024 is the year of the great resist. Make your voice and your votes heard. Subscribe to this show and find all my social media links when you go to LouSantini .com. Amateur Nation is not just a podcast. It's a movement. Remember amateurs, we see you. You're not at home. Don't do life wrong. Go Pro. Don't be an amateur. For Amateur Nation, I'm Lou Santini and this is a major production.
Speaker: Jesus! Be more gross in Chinese -y! Hi bros, Lou Santini here, host of Amateur Nation. My Drybar Comedy Special, Amateur Nation, is now available. And just like this show, if you're allergic to a lack of common sense in today's world, and you like your comedy delivered with uncompromising talent it like it is
Speaker: This is my way of saying thank you to the pros who listen to this show every week. Drybarcomedy .com slash Lou S. Amateur Nation is not just a podcast, it's a movement.
