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Speaker: Yes. Yes.
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Speaker: There is a there is a fake champion in the building. Can you dig it? How dare you? Can you dig it? The fakest of all champions.
Speaker: I like that version. I like that version. Not only do we have Tony D in the house, but we also have the one and only Guardian Gnome from Cancun, Mexico.
Speaker: And ladies and gentlemen, if you will, let me introduce myself as the one and only nonsensical nonsense champion of the world, if you will.
Speaker: Hell yeah. The goddamn champ is in the house and that's the bottom line because Glick said so. What? Get that fake ass championship out here, Tony. There's only one champ and it's me, you silly son of a bitch. I heard a term. I'm gonna need you to know your role and shut your mouth. Yeah, right. I'm stomping mud holes and I'm walking them dry all day every day.
Speaker: I heard something today that I had to look up and there's a new term. It's good on my shoulder. It's called Vapping. V -A -P -P -I -N -G. Vapping? What? Yes. Now what Vapping is, is when a lady is looking to get lucky,
Speaker: She takes her fingers and rubs them through and then dabs it behind her ear. That is the definition. And I just gotta say, whatever happened to fucking perfume, whatever happened to fucking perfume, I'm just saying. What fucking websites are you going to, Jeffrey?
Speaker: believe it or not, I found it on TikTok. As you know, Chris, I did that whole section of things not to look up when your parents are around. And my algorithm brings me stuff like that all the time. And I saw it, it says, do not look up on Google. So I googled it. This is why you're out of words. Apparently so, but I'll tell you what, I'm just saying, whatever happened to fucking perfume because. So I mean, to each their own, I guess. What's going on, Cam? To each their own, I guess.
Speaker: Um, I mean, I, I, I can, uh, I mean, I guess it's kind of a, like, uh, a pheromone kind of thing. Yeah. I was gonna say, I can, I can get that. I mean, it's like the pheromones, uh, you know, men and women are naturally attracted to sin.
Speaker: Uh, in certain senses, smells and stuff like that attract the opposite sex. But, uh, I mean, what are you, what are you going to do? I mean, little Calvin Klein goes a long way. So, so, so, so, so if I was to rub my ball sweat and wipe it off, would that be called tapping with a B instead of a B? I didn't think of that, but I, cause my first thought was whatever happened to a fucking bird for you.
Speaker: Yes. I don't. I mean, it's on Urban Dictionary. Stay off the internet, Jeff. I literally, while I was eating lunch, I was going through TikTok and I was like, wait, what? And I was like, whoa. Stay off the internet, Jeffrey.
Speaker: I just, I thought it was this interesting point. Unless it's, unless it's work related. Stay on the internet, Jeffrey. I literally, I literally was like, yep, I'm done with the internet today. Back door. Back door. Really? Really, Jeff? Back door.
Speaker: But I have to say, as I mentioned to you, Chris, before the show, I've had a grand total of, if you combine the what's left of the little cigarette butts I have left, of one cigarette since I bought my vape. What are you just smoking on butts? Yeah, because I have a bunch of little cigarettes like this. It's just a little bit left.
Speaker: just to get a little bit of a hit. And I gotta tell you, they taste like asshole compared to today. Well, would you start raping the smell of cigarettes and the taste of cigarettes? Yeah. How you know what asshole tastes like, we don't need to go into that discussion. Chris, you and I were married, you know what it tastes like.
Speaker: after Taco Bell, I was like, let me get that **** This red fruit mix is gross, but I do like the silverback. The silverback. Yeah. Whoever owns silverback hit me up. I want some more because this stuff's good and I like the store. I'm going to but I think you can get it on Amazon. Actually, maybe possibly the the rocky strawberry banana vanilla bean ice cream oatmeal cookie.
Speaker: Really good. Yeah. Like I said, get the Lola next time. That shit's awesome. I'm going to, I'm actually going to go to the vape store this weekend and pick up some more. I actually went out, speaking of going and getting shit. I went out last weekend and for the first time ever, never been to an Ikea. My bank account, my bank account's about to fucking hate me. Yes. Really?
Speaker: Yeah, I found I found all kinds of cool stuff in there that I want to get. I did buy a desk and I bought a new about a new light and stuff like that. So not this weekend because this weekend where the kids and I are going.
Speaker: out to my older sisters, we're going to the cabin, which I need to talk to you guys about that. But next weekend, I'm not doing anything. It's literally the first weekend in like a month and a half. I don't have anything going on. The kids aren't here or anything like that. So I'm going to rearrange my room and I'm going to put my desk together. And have 14 Allen wrenches later on. No, actually, it's just a simple tabletop that you just screw the legs right into the bottom of it.
Speaker: So it's, it's, it's, you know, it's not very big. It's, it's lemon squeezy, easy peasy. But apparently because you guys, you guys see me wobble here. It's not me just fidgeting. That's my seat about to break underneath of me. And I currently have my feet braced because it's about to come out from underneath of me. I feel like my little, my little chair, my little race, Carson's chair. Oh, it actually is broken.
Speaker: Nice. We had a good run, little buddy. We had a real good run. Definitely time for a new one. I'm telling you, order yourself on hands -on. I'll send you the link, dude. I've been sitting in this thing since 8 o 'clock this morning. And I got another three hours to sit here. It's totally horrible.
Speaker: I think I'm going to go look at like, uh, I'm going to go to one of my favorite places, a little, a little call back, reach around, if you will. Jeffrey. I'm going to go over to Staples. I'm going to go to Stables. Chris likes him to Stables. Let me tell you too much. Like the way I feel about home is how Chris feels about Stables. Damn shame. That's what it is.
Speaker: uh chris is standing the rest of the episode just saying that's the champ you all see oh hell yeah oh hell yeah the champ needs to fucking put the fork down so it says that says the guy who fucking orders 10 double quarter pounders a day actually actually i've only ordered
Speaker: Actually, I've only had eight. I've only ordered once a week now because I want to actually save some money because I was spending so much money on it. That chair actually lasted a lot longer than I thought it would be because that was a cheap -ass Walmart chair. Jeff, you know how much I fidget during the shows and stuff like that. Hell, just think of back in the day how much I used to fidget in school.
Speaker: I know that exact making model. I see them every day every time I go to Walmart and they are not. I'm back in my old habitat. I'm standing again. I used to do this real quick. Show everybody watching. I'll show you guys as well. Completely got that done. Good stuff.
Speaker: Oh, completed, man. I'm loving it. My next appointment for my other arm is the 26th. And that was going to be just as big. As Dustin and I were talking yesterday, my tattoo artist, we were finishing this up and he's like, how big are we doing the other one? I said, just as big as this one or bigger, whichever you're comfortable with. And he was like,
Speaker: Awesome, let's do it. He's like, let's put that button on my leg. Yeah, pretty much. Well, he knows that he's got me for at least three more between my two arms. It's a weird relationship you have with your tattoo artist. Yeah, I mean, it's almost like a - It's almost an intimate relationship because they are stabbing you a lot.
Speaker: Well, I mean, it almost becomes the same as those three hour sessions become weird conversations. Oh yeah. I mean, it's, it's, it's almost the same thing as, um, your barber. Yeah. You know, it's the relationship that you have with your barber. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Weird conversations. We were watching you. I go once a month. Oh, I go. Yeah. I go. What's up pops. I go, um, what's up. Speaking of which I need to do that. I may do that Friday.
Speaker: I'm voting off going to the barber. I don't see the point. Nobody ever sees me except over here. And I look good here. Fuck you, Tony. Thank you. You ain't got no hair to talk about except your eyebrows. Shut the fuck up. He barely has eyebrows. Look at him. You're lighting that shit up.
Speaker: to shave your eyebrows off to match the rest. My **** has got a receding eyebrow line. Just because you look like an eight ball all the time, doesn't he? I don't look good. Well, again, again, again, I'm going to have to I'm going to have to agree with Tony. We got the the the after birth of a love child between Nick Cage and Charlie Day over here talking about how good he looked.
Speaker: after birth and we've all and we all have kids so we know how that after birth day. Those are good actors. That's all I'm saying, man. I wouldn't give Charlie Day really good actor. Slightly above mediocre. He's good. He's funny. I wouldn't say great. He has his moments. That that that movie he did with Ice Cube with the teacher fight. Holy **** that crap. Yeah, wasn't he wasn't he in it's like he was like fight or something like that. He was in that horrible boss as well.
Speaker: yeah he was in horrible bosses one answer what was that what was that movie fight night or something something something yeah ice cube was like the p -e teacher or something like that no ice cube was like a social studies teacher and he goes to show a movie some kid grabs his phone and starts fucking with the tv ice cube loses shit dude watch an ice cube back man he cracked me up
Speaker: You know, if you'd have told me in the 80s that Ice Cube was going to be a huge actor, I would have called you a fucking liar. Exactly. I would never guess that dude could act as well as he does. Agreed. Yeah, that looks good. It goes to his son over Hollywood too, boy. You're welcome, Cam.
Speaker: I haven't watched the NWA movie, but his son plays Ice Cube. Ice Cube's son plays Ice Cube. And from what I've seen in the clip. And it's really Ice Cube's son. Yes, it is. I can see an interview. Before we have another. Before we have a Michael Jordan. A Michael Jordan and Michael B Jordan moment. It really is Ice Cube's son.
Speaker: that plays Ice Cube in the movie. I'm pretty sure you are. I'm 100 % positive you are. No, I know. And unless it's somebody that lives in a third world country, has never seen TV, never seen sports, never seen anything, don't even know what the internet is. More third world than your third world country that you live in. Really? Really?
Speaker: Yeah, really. But I own up to it. Unlike some people. You have no choice. You have no choice to own up to it. You never say that you're wrong, but I couldn't even know you are.
Speaker: If I'm wrong, I'll say I'm wrong, but I'm never wrong. I'm always right. No, you won't. You lie like a fucker. You talk of wrong. If I was wrong, I would say I was wrong. But when you're never wrong, you don't have to admit to being wrong. Bullshit. I'm just saying. We've proven you wrong. You're like, no, no, no. I'm wrong. I don't recall that ever happening. Oh, my god. I'm starting to lose. No, I don't recall. I don't know if I ever knew this.
Speaker: I don't know if I have enough computer data. Don't recall this.
Speaker: I got, I got, uh, I'm proving you wrong right now. I can remember it. I can, I remember things like an elephant. I got a memory like an elephant and yeah, I just, I'm, I'm trying to go back into the old mental database and you know, there's not been a time that I've been wrong. So, you know, you're worse than a woman. You're, you're wrong right now telling me that I'm wrong. This is my point. You're worse than a woman. You just won't admit that you're wrong.
Speaker: You know, some people are built to be champions and others are built to be you. My name is Jeff. Some people are born great and others have greatness thrust upon them. I have greatness thrust upon them. I can't help it.
Speaker: Yeah, a lot. I think we'll go first. A lot of greatness has been trusted upon you. I knew you were going to turn that around. By multiple greatnesses in one night.
Speaker: is that how you is that how you label your customers is that how you label your customers greatness one greatness two okay thrust upon me greatness are you a size queen is bigger better in your world
Speaker: I do want to bring up the fact that Chris and I started watching the same show at the same time. And Tony, you've got to check out this show. You've got to check out the boys on Pride. I think it might be a little bit too much for Tony.
Speaker: Oh, no, I think you gave it a chance. I think we gave it a chance. It's a little hard to get into once you get to. Oh, my God, it's hilarious. It's fucked up is what it is. It's really fucked up. It's like the behind the scenes of every Marvel movie. I care.
Speaker: Unbelievable. No, I think it's a real life depiction of what it would be if people had superpowers. I 100 % agree. I 100 % agree because it's actually a 100 % depiction of what real life is like. You know, you got people that are influencers and actors, but in real life, they're fucking weird and you don't see it.
Speaker: and anything they do do is covered up. Yeah, like we had that discussion a while back about if you had superpowers, would you be a good guy or a bad guy? And Jeff basically, without, he didn't have to tell anybody. I wouldn't fucking totally be Homelander. I'd be Homelander in a fucking heartbeat, dude. Tony would totally be deep.
Speaker: Ooh, that's not cool. That's not cool. He's not gonna even watch the show. I know, that's why I said it. Tony would be a superhero, but every time he tried to save somebody or something, it would backfire on him. He'd be that noir guy that hasn't said a word. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Tony would 100 % be noir. That dude is badass, too. That dude is badass. He's naming his damn show again? It's called The Boys. Oh, I gotta watch it, yeah.
Speaker: I was going to say black black noir is probably the coolest one out of all the boys wrong. Yeah, he just tell. He just does his job. Billy calling fucking superpower ninja cut. Oh my God, Billy, Billy. Well, the main character, the main character Billy Butcher is English. He's played by call. He's played by Carl Urban. Yeah.
Speaker: So, you know, so I heard he's so good in that show. I like I like our Carl Orman period. He hasn't done anything bad, in my opinion, that I've seen movie wise. And I'm not even the biggest Star Trek fan, but he killed it in Star Trek. Yes, he did. Oh, that's right. And he was and he was a better dread than fucking Stallone in dread. No, I haven't seen that dread movie. Oh, you got to watch it. Oh, him and the boys. Oh, my God. He's just he steals every scene.
Speaker: He did a movie with, I don't know if it was the one with Antonio Banderas, but it's a movie, I think it's called Acts of Vengeance, where this guy's wife and kid were murdered. Carl Urban plays a cop, which turns out to be,
Speaker: not really much of a spoiler alert. You figure it out as you're watching the movie, but he turns out to be a bad guy. Right. And he plays a bad guy. So good. You know, I think it's called active vengeance or something like that. Um.
Speaker: But it's a good movie. He's I like him as an actor and he's so good as Billy Butcher so yeah, so what he says what he says cut he's saying it like as as a Normal vocabulary it can be used as a term of affection and A real fuck you
Speaker: He told his boss, he called his boss. He called his boss. He was like, you're some kind of silly cut. And she was like, you know, you throw that word around a lot. And he turns around and he goes.
Speaker: I'm British. It's a term of endearment where I'm from or something like that. And he didn't mean it as a term of endearment when he said it to him. At one point, in the point you and I are talking about with the whale, he literally says, come on, you're cutting and trying to help dude up.
Speaker: No, check it out. Like I said, it takes a minute to really get into it. There are some real DC vibes with the different superheroes. Homelander is very much Superman. The Maeve chick, she's very... Queen Maeve. Queen Maeve, she's very... What's her name? Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman.
Speaker: Black Noir is kind of like Batman, where he's, you know, don't know where he's at. I would go ahead with Batman. And the black kid, the deep A train, he's very much the Flash. I think that the writer of The Boys, because The Boys is a comic book before it was a TV show, I think the writers and some of the illustrators used to work for DC and Marvel.
Speaker: So they went out and did this. Yeah, there's, I mean, the deepest totally. Oh yeah, compare Marvel. Having the same powers. So even would you totally fucking Aquaman? Like he's the geekiest, dumbest Aquaman on the planet. Yeah. Well, I mean, you could just look at, you could look at Marvel and DC all day long and compare superheroes. Yes. You know, Tony Stark is, is Bruce is Batman. Batman. Yeah. Yeah. For all intents of purpose, I agree.
Speaker: No, but seriously - It's a good show. It just takes - You have to get past the first episode. The first episode is a little bit - You gotta get past the first few episodes. A few episodes, yeah. I got cold work to talk about. This thing was a good show. Once you get into it, holy shit. Oh, hell yeah. You totally started - Oh, hell yeah. I'm waiting for you, man. I told you, I told you when I got this, I was gonna wear it on my shoulder every day of the show. When you become a butcher, dude, I lost it.
Speaker: Yeah. I don't want to, I don't want to spoil the show. I don't want to talk too much about it because I don't want to spoil too much for anybody that hasn't, hasn't seen it. What's going on, Stevie? Uh, but yeah, I would definitely, definitely Jeff and I don't always agree. Jeff and I don't always agree on movies and TV shows, but when we do, that's when, you know, you should check it out because Jeff has terrible taste. Well, Jeff has terrible taste and I have great taste. Tony.
Speaker: Do not, I repeat, do not let Jason watch. Oh yeah, do not let Jason watch. Not kid friendly. That's like what you call a sausage party. Hell no. Yeah. Exactly, very much. Jeff, I want to ask you one thing. You're far enough in, lamp lighter. You know who that is? He's ice man from the X -Men movies.
Speaker: Sean Ashmore. They haven't showed him yet. Like I said, I think I'm one or two episodes behind you, which is like I meant to bring it up today, thinking neither one of you had seen it. And then Chris and I were talking about before we started the show, Tony. And we are... I was literally watching. This is like one or two episodes ahead of me.
Speaker: Just like if you see the boys I'm like, I'm literally watching it now that you're a half -hour early for the fucking show Holy shit, it cracks me up Yeah, no, it's a no the kid who played and he has his his powers fire So an x -men he was ice man and he controlled ice and now in this he controls fire But
Speaker: But that's funny because we talked about that before because in that movie, Kick Ass, the kid who plays Kick Ass played, what's going on, Jason? What's up, buddy? We come to see the real champ. I'm the real champ. I'm the real heavyweight champ. You heard him, shit.
Speaker: I might be I might I might be having a uh yeah I might be having a uh a custom nonsensical nonsense nonsense uh a nonsensical nonsense championship belt you really want to custom make belts you really want to do this I'm thinking about making them somebody uh that uh I'm looking into buying the equipment to make my own Jesus Christ
Speaker: just like I got just like I got duct tape. No, no, no, no. I'm going to do full sheet metal and and and the whole yards and the graving and all that fun stuff. I think it'd be cool to buy a custom made nonsensical nonsense championship belt. Just just to have for the podcast, you know. Oh, I do. I'm going to be on my wall. Then I then I'd be like Roman Reigns. Acknowledge me, Tony. Tony. That's right. He's the one to be champion.
Speaker: He's the one. I'm the real chair. And that's the bottom line. You're the bottom line because Glick said so. You're the fake champion. What? You don't even have specifics of the fake champion. This is the championship was blowing smoke.
Speaker: Yeah. This is the greatest championship belt of all time. The smoking skull belt. They say, I'll say these. There's never been a better belt ever made. Ever made. He says hi. Hi. But no, I was going to say about like Sean Ashmore playing that character. We talked about it before on kick ass. The kid who played kick ass.
Speaker: And his best friend in the kick ass movie who was in American Horror Story, they both played Quicksilver in two different Marvel universes. The kid who played Quicksilver from American Horror Story was an X -Men.
Speaker: And then the other guy, the other guy was with, no, well, he was, yeah, the dude from WandaVision, he was from X -Men. And then the other guy who played Quicksilver in the Avengers movie, he was the guy who played kick. He was the guy who was kick -ass and kick -ass. Now, here's what's so crazy about all of that. Both of them was in WandaVision, I believe.
Speaker: No, just the guy from the, was it? No, no, no. The guy that played Wanda's brother in the Avengers. Was the guy from X -Men? Was the guy from X -Men? No, but the tall guy that Hawkeye saves but dies is not WandaVision. Yes. No, no. He's not in WandaVision.
Speaker: You know, it's it's the kid. It's the kid from from X -Men who's in WandaVision because they even make reference in WandaVision to it. Yeah. It's a couple. Yeah. There's a couple of real quick little it is like, let's see what you're doing there, DC. It's like it's your imagination. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. It's just your world. I'm living in it, baby. Good shit.
Speaker: I'm just crazy day down here. I woke up this morning. They got a message that a train was going through the city on these wheels. I seen that. Are you posting on Facebook? Are you posting on Facebook? Did anybody get hurt or anything like that? Nobody got hurt. I am thoroughly confused because I will say one thing. They are routinely
Speaker: doing checks on the tracks. Cause I see them all the time. Somebody put a penny on the track. D rail through me, the hell and the damage. Oh yeah. It's retarded. Somebody put a, somebody put a penny on the track. It looked like Hancock was here. Well, you know what? You don't think about stuff like that. Even, uh, I just watched something like a 20 mile an hour crash. You don't think 20 mile an hour is very fast. Can, can literally total your vehicle.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. You hit it the right spot. The right angle, right spot. And, you know, 20 miles an hour, you can almost run. Especially nowadays. Wow. Especially nowadays. Our cars are plastic and computer chips. Well, one of the guys I watch on YouTube, they build cars, but they got one of those one wheels. It looks like a skateboard, but it's got one wheel in the middle, and it's an electric. Yeah, that's right. And they go a top speed, like 35. And he had this...
Speaker: And the power shut off and it stopped him dead. He let the dam down. He was all fucked up. And he's riding around without a shirt on, on dirt. And he, he literally, they didn't show the crash because they didn't catch it on film, but, but they showed the aftermath of him lying in bed, just like, this fucking sucks. Like he's got road crash all over it. Oh yeah. I, uh,
Speaker: There's some guys that I've seen the other day on YouTube when I was scrolling through. They fastened those beach chairs, those big wooden beach chairs to it. And they were rolling around at the beach on them, just cruising up and down. I'll tell you what. Just keep backing them chairs, man.
Speaker: if those one wheels weren't so **** expensive, I'd buy one because they're they look cool. They look like **** but they're like two grand. I do and do what? No, you're going to be on the wall with Frank. You're going to be on the wall with Frank back there. Bet. Yeah. If I'm going to go, I'm selling the reason that **** I'm just saying. You know, you're going to drive that ****
Speaker: here you go face first into a goddamn wall and then your face is going to be back there hanging out with fucking Frank from one wall to another. Just still with us guys. He's right back there with the lady. All I'm saying is they do look fun, but I'm also, I also know that I am a, a, a man of a certain age and, um,
Speaker: in a certain way. And I have enough common sense in my head to go, you know, probably shouldn't get one of these because it's gonna end badly. I am buying an electric scooter. I found one for 320 bucks. Why? I'm revising the contract for the show, for the co -host.
Speaker: there's going to be a new stupid and yeah an amendment to the to the contract that you guys signed that says you're not allowed to do anything incredibly fucking stupid and well no but at the end of the day the one i'm looking at it's it's for going it's not for uh it's like you could actually go quote of the I know yeah yeah I know dude have you seen have you seen those electric bicycles
Speaker: I have and I'm telling you, you can pedal, you can pedal them or you can just let them go and they go. Yeah. And they go up to like 30 or 35 miles an hour. I think. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they're not, they're inexpensive. I'm not saying they're inexpensive. Yeah. I don't know how much they're like 300 bucks. I actually seen, I actually seen a couple of guys, uh, the other day at work, they had them and I was talking to them about it. Oh yeah. They're great because
Speaker: you know, they bike for exercise, but you know, like you said, the problem is a lot of times, you know, before, well, yeah, before you bike five, six, 10 miles or whatever they bike, but then you got to come back 10 miles and you're already getting tired, especially when it's hot as hell out. So they should go five and then come back. I mean, I don't know. And whatever, but no, they said, don't go there. They've actually been able to go farther now.
Speaker: Right. Because they're, they're riding brakes. They'll go farther now. And then on the way back, they just use electric bike. Do those regenerate the power when you, when you pedal? I don't know if they regenerate the power because you just plug them in and charge them like a smart car or whatever. But yeah, they're not, they're on the way back. You don't have to pedal. They gain a little bit of power when you pedal. Like they charge the battery maybe. Yeah, I don't know. They're only using power. Yeah. They're only using power if you're using it though. I mean, that's a thing. So it's not like if you're peddling like a normal person, you're going to waste the battery in the car.
Speaker: or kill the battery. I was just saying, it was like, if you go for a while and the battery dies, you could still get it going again, but maybe even recharge the battery so you don't have to... Maybe. I'm wondering about that too. I've got some people that work that got them. I'll ask about it.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm curious because I'm I want something just to just because It's so like I went to the store today and it's really 20 minute walk Yeah, but if it's 95 degrees outside and you step outside. It's like walking in a wall of humidity So Mexico, that's why Well, yeah, so well the store I'm gonna say it's not much different my shit and come back
Speaker: It's not much different in Ohio right now, to be honest with you. It's about the same here. Yeah, exactly. Ohio has that. It's either hot as balls or you're freezing your dick off. It's not like Georgia. Yeah, there's no happy medium in Ohio. It's like, we're going to scorch you with the sun or welcome to the bottom. We're going to walk knee deep in snow. Yeah.
Speaker: Welcome to the coldest pits of Antarctica. In December here, the coldest it gets in December and January. I'm still wearing shorts.
Speaker: That's how it was done in Charleston. And it's like, my wife's like, aren't you cold? I'm like, no, this is like October. Yeah, when I lived down in Charleston, you might have a couple of mornings where you wake up, depending upon how early you get up and go to work, where it might be like 38, 39, 40 or whatever. But by noon, it's like seven. Yeah, by 8 o 'clock, it's back up to seven. It doesn't take long for it to warm right back up. You know, usually.
Speaker: I stepped out my door at 9 30 this morning to go to the store for drinks. Cause I don't have my cigarettes anymore. And I was like, Jesus Christ. I had to come back in and get, get sunglasses. Cause it was way too fucking bright. And I was, I was already soaked. Uh, little PSA for buildings. If you're building a giant ass building and you know, you have a roof with multiple RTU units on that are RTU's onset roof.
Speaker: Stop putting white fucking plastic down. You know what I'm talking about? Because
Speaker: You feel like you're staring into the center of the sun when you pop up into the roof out of the roof. You're like snow blindness. Yeah, it really is. You're just like, ah, son of a bitch. No, you know what? You're black, brown, green. I have a theory when it comes to building. Where you at, Pops? Builders versus repair guys and engineers versus mechanics.
Speaker: somewhere, somehow, a mechanic or a builder, they fuck somebody's wife and all the builders and all the engineers got together and said, let's fuck them all over. Yeah. Because I don't know if you've seen the new, uh, the new motor by, um, I think it's by Range Rover. The starter is in the middle of the block. No. Well, that's like, that's like starting. You have to remove the block.
Speaker: Well, it's like my car, the oil filter to change all is, you know, normally it's like right on the bottom of the engine, you just reach up there or, or if it's in a truck, it's like on the side where you can just reach down and grab it. Right. No, mine goes up in.
Speaker: up again. So you have to buy a special tool that's like $9 billion. So it's like, yeah, I might as well just go pay the $100 that it costs to get my oil change rather than go buy this goddamn tool because I know one or two things is going to happen. I'm going to break the tool or I'm going to break a fucking oil filter in my engine. And then I'm going to have to because I help. So I'll just go to the pros and if they break it, then they can pay to fix my car.
Speaker: When I lived in Ohio, I started a detailing business where we also did oil changes, because they were easy. And Tillis, I used to detail his Viper all the time. And he comes up, he says, do me a favor, can you change the oil too? You have to remove the front driver side tire and about nine panels underneath the car just to get to the oil. Jesus. The oil. Yeah.
Speaker: bolt to remove the oil and then there's four other panels and 17 things you have to remove just to get to the fucking uh filter it was it was an all -day job just to change the fucking oil excuse me sir and i was like dude next time i'm charging you dripple because like you know how about how about from now 20 minute oil job turns into a three -day job
Speaker: Yeah, how about moving forward? From now on, I'm not going to do your oil trade, but I'll detail your car. Yeah, we're not doing the oil trade though, all right, Jack? I used to charge $1 ,000 to tell a car. I think I'm a dodge. I would have punched you in your dick. I would have punched you straight in your dick if I brought my car to you for a detail. You said $1 ,000. Yeah. I would have punched you in your fucking dick. None of the cars I did cost less than 100 grand.
Speaker: It doesn't matter. I had a guarantee. I had a guarantee that if you found dirt on your car, it was free. Yeah. I know a buddy of mine that had a detailing business down in Charleston and he only detailed the rich and
Speaker: whatever you want to **** call him. Yeah. In Charleston and he would charge like $250, $300 a car and he never touched a car that was under a hundred grand either.
Speaker: I used a special carnauba wax that they... Oh yeah, you used the only... Yeah, you used the wax that only you could use and I understand, Jeff. It cost $7 ,000. Right, Tony. Tony. Tony. Goldfish. Goldfish. Goldfish. Goldfish.
Speaker: Goldfish. I'm sorry. Yeah, my bad. I did. Yeah, he apparently was using Dodge. Yeah, I think so. Okay, right across the street. There's a what looks like an abandoned building. If you go in and look in the in the windows, there is 75 classic cars that are mint condition. And I know the owner. I used to tell us all his cars. Yeah. Before I take him to a car show, he showed up.
Speaker: I'm gonna call Bob and ask Bob how much he charges. Actually, I do need to get my car. I'm curious about Bob charges because Bob does a really good job. I'm actually really impressed. I want to get my car detailed, but I think I'm gonna go to the dealership tomorrow when I get off work and see what I can get as far as trade -in because I know what my car is worth and I know what I've been offered for a trade -in.
Speaker: And if they'll give me what I want what that says for what I've been offered for trading I'm probably gonna leave with a with the traverser. I'm looking at your first my damn stuff. I'm not gonna Say what you want say what you want, but the new blazers are badass no them new boys more badass the small you're too small they're too small Are you smaller than the other smaller than traverse?
Speaker: They are bad ass looking though. They are really nice. They're dope. The RS. I haven't heard a bad thing about it. They're just small for me. No, they are. They are. They're not much bigger than an equinox. Oh, really? But they are bad ass looking. They are bad ass looking. They're equinoxing the truth. Jeff, I'm telling you right now. That equinoxed the truth. I can't find one worth a damn for these guys. Well, that's what I'm debating because I don't really need a traverse. Right.
Speaker: I want an SUV or I want like the Colorado, like I said, I don't really need a traverse. Would I like the traverse for the extra? What? I think you're too big for. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: I don't know. Oh, yeah. Well, I think that goes back to what we've said before about Chevy. Chevy does a really good job about making their cars really comfy and you're a big guy. That **** spark. I guarantee you, Chris or or you, Tony, could drive that **** in comfort. Tony, you and I are. Yeah, Tony, you and I are both pretty much the same size. Um you know, same height, you know, probably give or take 1020
Speaker: we uh my ex wife and I we used to have a uh dodge journey. I hated that **** thing. It was the most uncomfortable **** thing in the world. I've heard nothing about horror stories about that. Um how comfortable are you and are you in your equinox? Very.
Speaker: Exactly and me and my little cruise. I'm very comfortable in that car. There's more room in it than it looks like. I'm telling everybody like the full swag seat has so much damn room in it. That's what I keep telling everybody about the cruise. Everybody wants to sleep on my cruise because they're like, you're a big ass. Don't fit in there. I'm like, yeah, actually I do and I'm comfortable and my kids can sit behind me and they're comfortable. Say what you want about Chevy's but their interiors are comfy.
Speaker: Yeah, Tony and I have the problem I have with Dodge because the interior is so fucking basic. They're not comfortable. It's not in a seat. Ford's interior is just to be kind of basic to me. Ford is a little bit more. Dodge is probably the most uncomfortable. Ford's a little bit better. Yeah, Ford's Ford's better than Dodge. But as far as comfort level, Chevy is
Speaker: Uh, Chevy, Chevy, I mean, you can't beat it. And that's coming from a, you know, a big guy. I've had a Chevy Malibu and now my Chevy crew. So I've had two small Chevy cars, even though they've been sedans, four door or whatever, but Oh hell yeah. And that's the bottom line. Cause click three 16 said so.
Speaker: We're coming for you stone cold. I'm the real smokers call champion stunner versus stunner We'll just drink beer together Two beers three beers four beers five beers six beers seven beers eight beers and a Bloody Mary and
Speaker: Am I drunk? Hell no, I just got started. I was talking to one of the neighbor guys' buddy that came by, and he's got a little project car I might have to buy. 1976 dots. No, no, no, no. It's a 94. But you ever heard of the term volksrod? No.
Speaker: A Volksrod is a Volkswagen Beetle with the fenders taken off. It looks like a 32 Ford. Sounds like something Jeff's been getting injected with in Europe. Folks is his neighbor. His next door neighbor's name is Volk. He comes and knocks on the door. He's like that nurse. He's like that nurse from Kill Bill.
Speaker: I don't know if his name's folk. No, no, no. And I'm going to give you my rod. That dude deserved it. Jesus Christ. Yeah, he did. His name is Buck and we go to Buck. Yeah, he did. But uh no, like I said, I think tomorrow, I'm going to go, I'm going to go up to Carmax because it's just down the road. Oh, I know what you're talking about. A little hot rod. That's a
Speaker: The one I'm looking at buying is this one. Now of course I'm going to paint it.
Speaker: Oh, I'm just driving. Why don't you go buy a new car or fix one of the two cars that you have broken down in your driveway before you buy it? I'm going to fix them all. But at the end of the day, I want something just as a toy. As you both have stated, I don't go anywhere. I don't need a daily driver. I need a toy. When Jeff kills himself,
Speaker: Do you want to tag team the eulogy on the on the rip episode of the podcast or do you want me to handle it? I'm gonna crack more jokes and I'm gonna
Speaker: You didn't think I'm gonna do. I'm gonna look at you, I'm gonna do sleigh balls. Don't want everybody to be like, what took so long for this motherfucker to do? Better do it before I set his ass on fire, Cody. That's all I gotta say. It's fate, it's his wishes. It's his last wishes. He wants me to set him on fire. Has the car also has a wrecked YZFR1. So what I'm thinking of doing is removing the motor from the car and put the motorcycle in it. And then you basically have a rocket ship on four wheels.
Speaker: Unbelievable. Tony, I'm going to give you. I'm going to give you a 10 minute set.
Speaker: that you can roast him at his funeral before before five. I'm going to give you five minutes before I launch a ball and top over your head into his coffin. Oh no, I'm going to be at the back and I'm going to be watching the clock. Yeah, I got to go get him straight. So I apologize for leaving early. I didn't accept him. But you gentlemen run it. I'm going to get him straight because I got to work on his martial arts. That's not what I saw today.
Speaker: Sweep the leg, Tony. Show me mercy. Sweep the leg. I got to show him how I used to show him, and then I'm going to relax a little bit because he was long, and so I know he's tired. So I'm going to get him situated. You gentlemen, hold it down. If I'm able to be up later on, I will jump back. Thank you all, everybody, for following us. I thank each and every fan we've got from all over the daggone world. I thank you, the world. Janko fan for keeping me cool, my number one fan right over there. The world, the world. You're the real MVP. You're the real champ. I should put this belt on your shoulder.
Speaker: Sorry, I was talking to my fan beside me, my jinko fan from Walmart. It's keeping me cool. Hopefully I'll be back. If I did, I'll definitely be here Saturday, but I appreciate y 'all. Well, before you take off, before you take off.
Speaker: Yeah, go ahead. Saturday, I'm gonna be in the middle of fucking nowhere. Sasquatch hunting. So, do you gentlemen? No. So, well, well, well, do you guys wanna do the show Friday night? Or do you wanna do the show Sunday night? I'll do Friday night. I'll do Friday night. Okay. We'll do Friday night. Definitely. And like I said, everybody hold it down. Much love, man. Mother me. I'll holler at y 'all later, for real. Please. Much love, man. I'll be listening in though, for real, man. Okay. All right. Is he gone? Can we make fun of him yet?
Speaker: We got two hours. We got two hours. I was doing that. I was doing that Monday night. I made a couple cracks on you and I was like, I fucked you up. If he was here, I'd say the same thing.
Speaker: Monday, I literally didn't finish work until like 10 o 'clock. Yeah. Monday. Dude, I was, I was, uh, I was so excited for Monday show because I got home Sunday night and as I come up the stairs, there was this beautiful box that said United States postal service on it. I was like,
Speaker: Hello. Hello. I know what you want. I know what you want. I couldn't get that son of a bitch open fast enough, man. I was I was so dirty all Sunday night before I went to bed, I was strutting around the house with all my shoulder. I was like, yeah, I'm the **** man. Now, I did a wrap around my waist. I'm like, yeah, I wish the **** would run up here now. Now, you're going to break into my house. I'm going to come out with the championship belt on one arm in my boxers and a **** baseball bat in the other one. What's up?
Speaker: I'm like, you know what? Wrong house. Boxers in a Smokin' Skull Championship. Like, what's up? Wrong house. No, no. Right house. You got the right one today, buddy. Have you heard that Charlie Hahnam story about the guy that was cut? Charlie Hahnam was doing an interview.
Speaker: And, uh, some guy tried to get into his house and Charlie Helms back in his office and he hears it and sees it on the security camera. It comes out with a fucking machete. He's like, you're in the wrong house. Right out the fucking door. Well, I, I got, I got a better one for you. Brad would, you know, Brad Williams is right. The midget comedian.
Speaker: He he he told a story and it's it's a part of his stand up but he was he was on the mic out to show that morning show that I listened to. He was on there a while back and he said he was told a story about how he just moved into his house. Right. In California and uh one night somebody broke into his into his house. Now, mind you, he's a midget and he said the only weapon I had was a **** samurai sword that somebody had given me as a kid.
Speaker: He's like the guy took one look at me and ran out the door.
Speaker: I didn't stand up. He goes on. He's like, could you imagine being that guy talking to his buddies going, you'll never believe what happened to me. I broke into this house and a midget in his boxers with a samurai sword showed up out of nowhere. That shit has me dying, man. Brad Williams is so goddamn funny. He kills me.
Speaker: I see a couple on TikTok all the time and every time I'm like, oh, wait. And I have to watch. And that is the thing. I can just imagine the complete polar opposite of a midget in his boxers is my big grizzly bear has in my boxers. What's up? You want to go? You hear the challenge champ? I'm the champ. You want some? Go get some. Stand there and start doing this.
Speaker: You ready to play? You want to take a shot at the champ? My brother, my older brother always pronounce it rassle. He's like, you want to rassle him? I'm like, rassle. Let's rassle.
Speaker: I know I'm a big man child because I have I can't I've said I'm sitting down in the living room watching TV just like this like I'm the champ. I'm the champ baby. I'm the
Speaker: I got my idea the other day. Taking a shower and draping over the curtain rod. Sunday, I was cranking up music and shit. And the kids wanted to throw the baseball around. And I'm like, all right, so baseball around. And I'm throwing it harder and harder and harder. And I don't know how, but I fucking jammed my middle finger.
Speaker: to where I thought I dislocated the fucker. I don't even know what the fuck I did. It just hurt, like beat him up. Chop it off, be a man. Can't even fucking put on a baseball glove and I'm like ow. Ow. Chopping off, be a man. Yeah. Be a man. Go in and take this shit on your boss's desk, be a man. Be a man. That dude drags me up.
Speaker: There's been a couple, there, there has been a couple of them that, uh, that he's got me on his baby. Made me laugh. Some of us just like, there's a, on, on, on, he's got a YouTube channel that they put up, they put up six of them and they call them six packs. It's called be amended six packs. And every once in a while I'm just flicking through YouTube and I'm like, Ooh, six packs. Nice. Yeah.
Speaker: Let's uh let's go ahead. We're yeah. We're we're we're up against it. Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to take a real quick break. We got a uh little black top mojo for you if you will. If you guys have uh never heard of them or if you have heard of them from us and you haven't checked them out yet, go and check out Blacktop Mojo on all social media and wherever you stream music at Blacktop Mojo. Speaking of Blacktop Mojo, guess who is going to see them in September?
Speaker: not yet. They just announced on their uh it was well, they announced it earlier but they did announce the tickets and VIP tickets. I'm going to send them a message and be like, hey guys, can I get in for free? Can I get in for free? I have a I I am going to message them and see what the chances of uh of meeting them are but um
Speaker: They're gonna be in Columbus in September that week in September that they're here. I'll be going to that concert that Tuesday night and then that Friday or Saturday morning that I'll be leaving to go down to Charlotte. For the week one games brown or Cleveland Browns versus the Panthers. With me and my nephew going down there kill a cams gonna join us for the game. They're already talking shit cuz they're both Panthers fans. I'm a Browns fan.
Speaker: We're already talking all kinds of crazy **** but that means that Saturday night, we're going to have a special guest. My nephew and if cams in town will be cam on the show too. Yeah, why not?
Speaker: So that'll be pretty cool. But yeah, we're gonna take a real quick break. We'll be back here in just a few minutes. Give a little black tie mojo. Bye.
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Speaker: But speaking of getting back to the basics, getting back to the nonsensical ways around here, I'm feeling revamped as I got this beautiful piece of gold on my shoulder. Today, today, I have secured two guests on our show. I saw that.
Speaker: Uh, one, uh, probably next Wednesday night will be joining us as a, uh, a friend of mine, a good friend of mine, a brother, if you will. He is an author and just published his first book of poetry. Uh, probably next Wednesday, we're going to get him on the show. I was going to give him the final word tonight. And then another gentleman that I was speaking with today who does podcasting and shows and stuff like that, and has been on a lot of, uh,
Speaker: a lot of big name news media and podcasts and stuff. We are going to ever so gently bend our number one rule for that episode because he is a political uh guy. He does politics and stuff like that. Uh he is um
Speaker: a little bit more conservative but he kind of rides the middle like I do where he has an open mind about things and he looks more to educate people and he loves to have open discussions. We were talking today about a bunch of things and you know, brought up the, you know, he knows I do a podcast. I sent you guys a link for his show. Jeff, I think he would really like it. And we were talking about a bunch of different stuff today and he was like, right there's a fucking podcast right there. We just did a whole episode.
Speaker: So he'll be coming up in the near future. I got to get with him and see, you know, he said during the week usually works best for him. So we'll probably shoot for a Wednesday night with him, but you know, I'll, we'll set up a time and date. So yeah, I mean, two new guests coming on the show. I'm looking forward to that. I'm actually working on one. One guest, he's, he's actually a really big name. I've sent you his email.
Speaker: That's no that's the one that that you and I talked about that Nobody outside of Ohio is gonna know. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no the other email Yeah, hello Yeah, that's how he starts his commercials hello, yeah, but but at the end of the day he's he's He kind of got
Speaker: National notoriety. Oh, yeah. So I am working on that, but it's a slow go. But I think it'll be fun. Like I said, I'm shooting for next Wednesday night too.
Speaker: get my guy chaos on here, talk about his new book, have him hang out with us. I told him, I said, uh, you can come on as long as you want. You can half hour. You can stay on the whole damn show. It don't matter. You know, we'll do, we'll, we'll, we'll ask as if half hour minimum. So we can ask a few questions and after that you can stay or you can go get the fuck out of here. I'll show you the door.
Speaker: There's a door. Don't let me do it. So far, everybody, we've interviewed with the exception of Brandon because he had something to do. But even Brandon, yeah. Yeah. But even Brandon was like, I got, I got, I got 15 minutes and then he's like sitting outside in his car like, yeah, yeah, let's stay. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, so we got that coming up here real, real soon. Couple new, couple, couple of special guests coming on the show. I think that'll be, that'll be pretty cool. I think that'd be pretty fun. Um, so,
Speaker: Uh, there was something else I was going to say. I can't remember what it was. I don't know. I either way, Jeffrey. Yeah. I seen, I seen this and we really don't do news anymore, but I've seen this in the news the other day. I wish Tony was here for this. And I totally planned on breaking this up. And I know Tony was going to leave earlier. I brought it up in the first hour. Yeah. But so how, what shall we call them?
Speaker: snowflakes, keyboard warriors, whatever you wanna call them. They've gone after our video games.
Speaker: And it looks like it's about to storm here. And they want to make tea bagging in games like Call of Duty, Halo, Fortnite. They want that to be considered sexual harassment. And they want it to be taken out of video games. What's going on, Tim? How you doing, brother?
Speaker: I've seen that and I was like, what is this? Like, how is this sexual harassment again? You're playing a video game and that's just kind of how you, when you kill somebody, that's just another way to get at them. You stand over their body and you're not like legit teabagging somebody. You're just making your, it's a bunch of fucking code at the end of the day.
Speaker: You're just making your player stand up and down which you know if you if you are a gamer and you've played games like Call of Duty or Halo or or Rainbow six or fortnight, you know that you can drop your character down so they can kind of walk slow and sneak up on people So essentially that's all you're doing. You're you're just squatting up and down, but you do it over their dead body Well, they want to make that a form of sexual harassment
Speaker: Well, as we have noticed in the past that if a snowflake slash keyboard warrior slash whatever you want to call them does get their way, it eventually comes back to bite them in the ass. Am I wrong? Typically. I mean, you're literally eventually going to just hurt yourself.
Speaker: Yeah. Cause I mean, I think that's, I think that's, I think that's what's going to happen. I think it's basically what's going, yeah, there's nothing, there's nothing more to, there's nothing better to claim your dominance. Like Tim said, nothing, nothing like dropping the old nutsack on someone's face.
Speaker: Well, you know, you know, that's just like a you know in a video game world And I don't know how many gamers listen to us or anything like that. But all anybody does is talk shit There's that there's that famous tiktok. There's that famous tiktok video where the guys are like, hey, what is your name? Hey, you want to know what I did with my mother out of this
Speaker: at the end of the day, at the end of the day, that that back and forth that you get on on video games like that. That's just like what we do here. It's just like well and it and it well, it's not even that because because men and women, you know, women do it just as I I've I've played video games in the past with some girls and you know, I've had some girls that that they're they're twitch streamers that I'm friends with that I've played games with and I've watched them drop a motherfucker and and Call of Duty and
Speaker: and then get into the main lobby and completely destroy them and then we get into a game together again and then and then and then she'll go out, she'll kill him and then she'll tea bag him with her character. It's like, yes, I'm my little bitch and I'm like, well, get him. You know, that's what we do. We talk shit. I mean, look, look, there's a there's a streamer that plays Madden.
Speaker: And he's a, you know, he's a black guy and every other, I sort of got every, he uses two words, fuck in the N word. That's all he says the entire freaking stream when he's, when he's playing Madden with people. And it's just like, damn dude, like take a pill, bro. And you know, but you get this. You also get those, you get, there's, there's every time a gamer you can think of, you got the guy that barely ever plays like myself.
Speaker: And if I play a game, it's usually I play. I don't go online and play because I'm like in real life, you play by your you play with yourself. Yeah, I play by myself. Yeah, you play with yourself. And then you got the guy that spends 27 hours a day on the fucking name on both ends of the spectrum. And and everybody plays different.
Speaker: And at the end of the day, if you're so sensitive. Everybody plays different. But everybody talks shit. When the game gets teabagged. Yeah. And you can't handle it. Don't play. Find something else to play.
Speaker: And that goes back to arcades you go to an arcade and I know we and we grew up in a generation where we went to the arcade to play video games and you would play against your buddy Do you be playing Mortal Kombat or? Street Fighter against your buddy and talk his shit to each other the whole time
Speaker: you know so it's not like something right next to each other yeah it's all like something just that just popped up uh as these newer game consoles came along this is it's evolved i mean it's evolved from from from you know your arcades before you had in -home well even before i mean you use back in the day before video games we'd play tag
Speaker: Oh, yeah. And you talk shit the whole time. Yeah. I fucking tagged you motherfucker. You suck. You know, you just talk shit. That's what we do as human beings. We talk shit. Now granted, now granted, men men do it more than women. But women, women say I got one right now. I got one right now that likes to talk shit. Very competitive. And I love it because I'm competitive, too.
Speaker: Not laser game. That laser tag game is going to happen, by the way. But at the end of the day, if you're so offended by your digital character getting teabagged or you getting picked on, fucking find something else to do. Stop seeing some goddamn sensitive old time. Stop it. Stop it. I can't fathom.
Speaker: how something like that could offend you for a long period of time. I give it a fuck. He's teabagging me. I got it. I'm over it already. Oh, it's revenge time. Yeah, exactly. Instead of teabagging, I'm here. And if you take your revenge, fucking get off the gate.
Speaker: Yeah, practice, you know, but at the end of the day, it goes back to that thing. I'm the kind of guy where if I don't like my nose, I'll look in the mirror and go, Oh, I got a weird looking nose. Whatever. I'm over it that fast. Where then you got the on the other side of the spectrum, you got the person that sits there and stares in the mirror and goes, I hate my fucking nose. It ruins their life, so to speak. No, no, Tim, you're 100 % great.
Speaker: They can't find something else to do because when they find something else to do, they bitch about that not being fair too or they bitch about that too not being fair. Yeah. And this is what I see that article and my first initial reaction was I laughed at it.
Speaker: I'm like, you got to be kidding me. This is what's going on. Like, this is what we're doing now. And then I started reading it and I was, then I started reading it and I, and I, and I swear to God, I felt like as I was reading it, I was having a stroke and I was just left looking like, hmm, scratching my head going, is this real life right now? Like, this is what we're doing. Have you never watched, have you never watched? And I know a lot of people and I'm kind of,
Speaker: esport is become a real thing.
Speaker: that's it's they they they're esport athletes and they're on ESPN and everything else them motherfuckers will talk and they go to these they go to like Hall of Duty championships or Halo Championships and there's thousands of people there and these dudes are not just dudes but uh men and women everybody these people uh they are they will be three tables away from somebody they're playing against and talking
Speaker: it's just like calm the fuck down man like there's so there's a lot of other problems in the world yeah you know i get it it it can be upsetting when you lose big fucking deal at the end it's a video game if that's the biggest problem you have congratulations right like like cam cam cam cam will try to get at me and he thinks it's some kind of disc
Speaker: and I laugh at him because I own him in Madden. I have for 10 plus years. I own Cameron in Madden. I own his brother in Madden. I own Kevin in Madden. And he's like, oh, yeah, you're good at Madden. Put that on your resume and see if that helps you. I will. All right, I will.
Speaker: How does how does I'm gonna write down a number on this piece of paper and I'm gonna slide it to you Let me know if it sounds good. That's seven figures. Yes. It is. I'll take it Because I'm good at Madden, right? Yes, sir, because you're the greatest Madden player of all time
Speaker: Not only are you good at men, but you're also good at Call of Duty. You be murking the shit out of them motherfuckers on Call of Duty. Seven figures for you, sir. I'll take it. A little bit of change of subject. I read something the other day online, and it kind of freaked me out. By 2030, 90 % of governments want all cars to be manufactured as electric alone. I was talking to our future guest about that today.
Speaker: I have a problem with that because where does the electricity come from, Chris? You know that diesel motor that's running it? You know what I mean? It's like, we're going to solve this problem by creating another problem. Stupid people. Yeah, Jeffrey.
Speaker: Look what this hand's doing. Don't pay attention to this hand. Watch it. What? Are you watching? Are you watching? Are you watching? Shiny. Shiny. Shiny. Don't watch your video. I don't care. I don't care if they never make another gasoline gasoline car again. I will always own a gasoline powered vehicle. Period. If I have to make the shit myself, if I have to buy a diesel, run it off vegetable oil, I'll do it.
Speaker: Jeff, a little piece of advice. Yeah. Little, little, you know, looking out for you a little buddy, like I've done since we were 15, 14 or 15, however old it was when we met. I'm looking out for you, buddy.
Speaker: If they ever do away with gas powered vehicles, please, please, for the love of God, everything that is holy, whoever you believe in, whoever you pray to, whoever you worship, do not build your own gas powered vehicle.
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because here's here's here's here's the video. So, I built my own gas powered car. We don't have gas anymore. So, I don't know how I'm going to fuel it or anything but check this out. You can and then and then flash on vegetable oil. Flash forward to the Sopranos or whatever where they put a bomb under a car and they start it and it explodes. No, but I mean, you can say you can literally run a diesel motor on vegetable oil.
Speaker: Yeah, I think. And it smells like french fries. Yeah, I think that's. I think at the end of the day, that's a more plausible, more believable scenario than everything being gas powered or not gas powered. Oh, excuse me, sorry. Electric power. Yeah, electric power. Yeah.
Speaker: But what do I know? I'm just a dumbass on a podcast wearing a championship belt on my shoulder. What the hell do I know?
Speaker: I'm just saying that I don't, I don't see. But however, if you do build your own gas powered car, if they outlaw them or do away with them or anything like that, please make sure it's all recorded because again, it would be fantastic for the podcast. Seriously, seriously. But less we forget. Okay. We've stopped drilling for oil, but we got to make those batteries for your cars that creates just as big, if not bigger of a hole.
Speaker: Yeah. In the earth and creates more and more problems. You're 100 % correct, Tim. Because in Mexico, they're still buying brand new 1972 Coupe de Ville's. Well, up until 2004, you could buy a 67 Ville. Because like Cuba and all their brand new cars, the 1955.
Speaker: No, they just don't have cars anymore. They cobble together what they have. And them boys can cobble like you read about. What are they? What are they? Shoemakers cobbling away? No, they literally will grab parts of a tractor and put it in their fucking 57 Chevy and make it work.
Speaker: I guess that's one of the, as Tim pointed out, I guess that's one of the good things about you living in a third world country is that by 2030, they want to do with gas powered cars, but by 2030 in Mexico, it's still going to be in 2030 in Mexico, it's still going to be 1987.
Speaker: Check out my brand new Iraq. I mean, don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong. Have you heard the new song by Pat Benatar? No, but like, don't get me wrong. Them new fucking Teslas are stupid quick. Zero to 60 in like two seconds.
Speaker: Yeah, but I know I'm not shitting on the Teslas. I like the Teslas. Elon, how you doing? I'm still waiting on the seven billion dollar offer, by the way. But no, I like the Teslas. But if someone gave me one, yeah, I drive it. Have you have you watched the videos on those batteries? And Tim, you're a firefighter.
Speaker: You've seen the videos on those on those batteries on fire and shit and then and and and Tim I don't want to speak out of term, but I know you're a firefighter. Do you guys have the capability because you can't put them out with you can't put them out with with water? No, but but it's like a like a well, I mean, I know when you get a fire extinguisher, there's three different types of fire. Yeah, exactly. And I know a lot of fire trucks, you know, they have fire department foam.
Speaker: But I don't know if the phone works either. And that's why I said to the firefighters. So he's going to know better than either of us on Tesla. I watched a video. There's a guy on YouTube called Rich Rebuilds. And he he he'd like build something like that. And he was one of the rebuild in Tesla. And there's a way if Tesla is in an accident, one of the first things they do when the fire department shows up is they cut the battery gate.
Speaker: There's a, there's a space where you can rip out a small panel and you cut the battery cable so that there is no power going to the car. Yeah. From the battery tip. So I'm just going to have with it. Hey, I'm with you. Hey, I was the other day. I was like, you know what?
Speaker: get me a **** I'm going to go old school like back home. Get me a horse and **** I gotta I gotta go to Walmart to **** a buggy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh man. High class man. That's when you know you got money when you got a buggy son. I'm going to get a convertible on top baby. I'm going to get a convertible buggy. I'll be going down the street going to Oklahoma. Yeah. ****
Speaker: Yeah. God damn that organ trail game. I don't know anybody to this day. I don't know anybody to this day who's ever gotten to fucking like, hey, I made it. No, you didn't. You died at the exterior. Tuberculosis took out your entire family. Son of a bitch. Why couldn't I stop at the Donner Trail and get eaten? That would have been cool. Yeah. Different fire signatures. Many fires. Well, yeah. Yeah. You got your A, B, and C. Yeah.
Speaker: NBC Fire. I know that just from, you know, you know, because I've always done fire and life safety shit. Yeah. But at the end of the day, at the end of the day, the problem I have with electric vehicle, it comes down to sound.
Speaker: There's something about starting up a car and hearing the motherfucker for six o 'clock. This is your little man. This is your Napoleon Central. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yes, it is. It's like if you buy like a 93 Mustang.
Speaker: I'd kick your ass if you were my neighbor and move six blocks away from me, just so you know. No, no, no, no. I'm one up. Here's what I'm saying. Buy a 93 Mustang that's a manual. You feel connected to the car when you're driving. And I'm not talking like driving like a badass. When you shift, you feel you, you, you feel one with the car. The Tesla is like driving a fucking video game. So video games are cool. Yeah, but if I'm just going to work,
Speaker: like I know just like me every once in a while you get in your car and you just want to beat the piss out of it. I want to I want to I want to I want to be like Will Smith and I robot get in my car after a podcast half drunk. Take me to Taco Bell.
Speaker: No, that's the one good thing about the Teslas is kind of cool. But if you want that service, you got to pay for it. It's extra, like monthly. Elon Musk would stop fighting with Twitter and send me my $7 billion offer, then I wouldn't have to worry about money. There's actually rumors he might be pulling out of that Twitter. He already pulled out.
Speaker: He pulled out because Twitter wouldn't come clean about their bots and stuff like that now Twitter's there was a mean there was a mean It was an Elon Musk. I'm gonna buy Twitter for 47 billion dollars Twitter woohoo Elon Musk show me your show me the records of bots and fake accounts and everything else Twitter No, we're gonna take you to court in court Twitter has to reveal all bots and all hidden information that they refused to show Elon Musk Like
Speaker: You're big dummies. All you have to do is be transparent and show the man. What do you want it? well at the other day one way or another Twitter is gonna get sued because By not doing what Elon asks. They're not being fiscally responsible speaking of Twitter. Hey, how you guys doing? Yeah How's everybody doing this watching us? Don't be shy say hello
Speaker: No, but here's the thing is like, by not complying with what, by losing this $46 billion, when the company's only worked 26, you're, you're not being fiscally responsible for your shareholders. Therefore your shareholders can sue you. Yeah. So one way or another, Twitter's going down. Oh yeah. Twitter's going to eat a giant Dick in this situation. But, um,
Speaker: Don't be shy, those of you who are watching us and just hanging out. If you can say hi, say hi. If you're watching us on Twitter, jump over to YouTube or Twitch. We don't bite, and if we do, I did get Jeff up to date on all his shots. I got him up to date this past week on all his shots, so you guys don't have nothing to worry about. Let's see, I had to get gravy shots about a year and a half ago. I took him into the vet.
Speaker: Yeah, I had to go to bed. This week, yesterday, before I went and got my tattoo finished, I ran him up to the vet, dropped him off. Dropped me off. They muzzled him. They're like, we don't have to muzzle him. He's kind of friendly. I'm like, yeah, I'm muzzling. Yeah, just wait. I'm muzzling. Stick this quirk in his ass, too. You know what's funny? You know what's funny is every time I go to any doctor, they're like, do you want a shot? Or do you want to take pills? I'm like, give me the pills. I don't like needles. Can I snort the pills? Really?
Speaker: I do not like getting shots. Really? No, wait a minute. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I throw them in tattoos, but I don't like needles. No, no, no. It's weird. No. No. You're going to make fun of me because I have a fear of heights and I have a fear of flying. Oh, I still get the shot. And you're afraid of fucking needles.
Speaker: I'm not, I never had an opportunity to apply. I just, I'm just, I'm just not like, Michael, we get, if we get sick or something, as opposed to taking a bunch of pills and over the course of like six weeks, and you gotta remember every day, fuck all that. We'll get shots. You get shot once every day for the next three days and you're done. You're a crazy needles. You're a fucking pussy.
Speaker: I lay on the bed and I'm like, no, no, no, no. To the point where she's like, I'm gonna fucking hold you down and stab you in the ass. And I'm like, I don't know. Let me just get the straps out and straighten them to the table. That would be funny. That's a visual. Pretty much. I know. I'll just visualize it. I literally sit there.
Speaker: for 45 minutes to get a tattoo. Yeah. Where I get stabbed a couple of hundred thousand times with needle, but one shot. I'm like, no. Now I'm just visualizing you going, I'm not taking the shot. I'm not taking the shot. And four big ass orderlies coming in, flipping you over on your stomach, holding you down, strapping you to the table and you're still squirming and they rip your pants down.
Speaker: I'll tell you what, and it's, it's. Stop squirting, fucker. Oddly enough, oddly enough, when I have to give my wife a shot, I'm like, here we go. Buck comes in, you got your pants down, you got your pants ripped down, nurse buck comes in. Out of my ankles, and I'm like, wait a minute. Nurse Buck's here, and it's time to fuck. Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Speaker: I'll just signed up for that. I wasn't agreed to the shot. I'm not into bondage. We listened to the podcast. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. I've had at one point I had 10 piercings on my face alone if you count my ears. That is kind of weird that you say you're afraid of needles.
Speaker: And then shot Yeah, and it's not the needle because the needle you almost don't feel it's the ejection of the liquid if they go too fast You fucking feel it. Oh, yeah, you always feel the liquid. Yeah, that's the part Yeah, this sucks the needle. I will say speaking Speaking of my tattoo. Yeah This is the man. I am I said that none of it hurt and none of it did hurt
Speaker: right here on the inside of my forearm, right at the crease of my elbow, stung a little bit, but he did give me the flinch a couple times yesterday when he was right here up on my, right on the bone on my shoulder. He was, he's like, I got you. And I was like, so dang. Because I, because, because, because you know, my wrist. Right there. Yeah. And the ribs. Holy fuck. The ribs. Oh my God, dude. Stand in line for a beat.
Speaker: because you know, I had my, you know, I'm sitting there with my arm like this and it was, it was kind of like my hand was on his leg.
Speaker: Tony's not here. Yeah. Well, my arms are there but my like my forearm down was but my hand was like sitting on the on the outside of his thigh. You know what I mean? Right. Because he was hunched over. Yeah. And he got he grabbed it and do this. Yeah. He he he was like right up here on the on the shoulder bone and I went and he's like, gotcha. And I was like, yeah. Do artists have a light hand or a heavy hand? No, he's great. He's fantastic.
Speaker: dude, I was watching him, I was watching him shade and you've got enough tattoos, but like, you know, for instance, like right here where it's like almost all solid black, dude, he was just like, and I didn't feel like it didn't feel a thing. And even like right up here where the Celtic knots are on the top, he was just like, like a, like a four year old scribbling a picture. That's what he looked like. I was watching him and I was like, damn, I really don't feel much. You can feel that, you know, you can feel it a little bit. It's got that, you know,
Speaker: and not saying but it's it's more of an annoyance it's not it's it's it's just kind of like a like a burn but it's not like a burn that hurts you know what I mean and that's the best way for me to describe what I felt I can't tell you what everybody's gonna feel when they get a tattoo well everybody's different
Speaker: but you know, it was like a like a sunburn like a sunburn is what it felt like but I was watching him and yeah, I'm like some of these areas that are real that are like all dark dude. He was just like real fast. I'm like I would imagine this would hurt a whole lot more because you're literally like taking I don't know how many needles are on this little thing. I'm assuming like eight or ten needles, you know, yeah, lime and he's like and he's just and man, I can't
Speaker: I don't know. It's a **** addiction, bro. I I I why everybody's always said that and I knew it was but I get this one done in two weeks. This one gets started and when he does this one, he's going to do some touch up work and some finish work on this one while I'm already there and man, I can't wait. I can't wait to get this armed up because this will come out so good. Like I know I I got I got the forearm. I'm ready for the forearm. It's so it's it's so
Speaker: because it catches me. Oh, I know. Yeah. You're like, it's one of those things you forget it's there and you wake up in the morning and you're waiting for it to go away. Yeah. It's like, hey, wake up. It's not going to be there. This is nice. This is nice. Whose arm is this? This ain't my arm. Somebody Frankenstein me. Where's my stitches at?
Speaker: The guy I had do the Cardinal, he does all my tattoos, he's really good, but he's got a super light hand and his tattoos are great. But the girl that did my wife's dragon, she's got like the heaviest hand on the planet where she's trying to hit bone and get a tattoo from her is like scary. Yeah, Shading Work is about 23, yeah.
Speaker: It depends, it depends on how much shading they have to do. I would easily guess that a lot of crystal shading was done with 23 to 30 needles. But like a lot of tattoo artists make their own needles too. And it's not really that hard. And like the Superman, the hair on the Superman that's on my back, a lot of the hair is done with single needle. And it's details.
Speaker: When you get close to the spine, that tickles. Certain spots are just like, oh. The crazy thing of what I always find about tattoos is when you're getting it done, you get that mild annoyance burn, a little bit of pain here and there, but as soon as they're done, there's no more pain, it's gone. And you're just like, ah, next. No, exactly.
Speaker: I need to get my next one. I got to stack up some chips first. I got low fundage. What did I watch the other day? I wanted to mention to you. I can't remember what it was. It's hard to say. I know.
Speaker: Oh, I think I've watched it over the weekend. I watched My Cousin Vinny. We were talking about that on Saturday. That movie's so fucking funny. Oh, man. I think there's a bug in here, something on my leg. Shit.
Speaker: Something else you wanted to bring up Fuck it was I have I had it written down. I don't pay my water bill. I
Speaker: I did a check here. I just found that out. I just got money said to me. Yeah, that's yeah, Tim, that's that's the that's the crazy thing. Yeah, because I you know, because I'm curious. I don't know a whole lot about the tattoo game. I mean, so I got a bunch of questions to ask about the.
Speaker: You know, I worked in a tattoo shop for like four years and everybody asked the same questions. How many needles? How do you do that? And again, it becomes routine. But depending on your artist, I've seen up to 50 needles in a single gun.
Speaker: And watching them, my guys used to sit there and make their own needles. It's literally a stick that hooks onto the tattoo gun. And then you solder on a bunch of needles to it. And sitting there and watching and making needles is fascinating. And then you put them in the sterilizer and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker: My niece is actually thinking about coming down and starting the studio down here. That's what you were saying. I told her, as long as I get free tattoos, I'll fund it. She's actually a really amazing artist, though. Oh, my goodness.
Speaker: Yeah, I know, right? We ran out of shit to talk about, because Tony's not here. Oh, man. I've been sitting here all day. Fucking knees. Oh, I remember what I wanted to bring up. Chris, I got a question for you. Jeff, I may have an answer for you. If you were single. Oh, god. I don't even like where this is going already.
Speaker: and had an opportunity to date a celebrity, who would it be? If you're bombing around Hollywood, you got plenty of money, you don't have to worry about that, you're mildly famous or whatever, and you see X person, would you ask them out? And you have the chance to ask them out, you know they're saying all that stuff, who would it be?
Speaker: Like I'm saying like if it's tomorrow, you know. Yeah, respond to Tim real quick. Yeah, no, that's how that's how I am. I'm just blown away by the whole mechanics and the tools and stuff like that. But to answer your question, I mean, I think.
Speaker: I think it's pretty obvious. I mean, I have two standout crushes for most of my life and that's Jamie Lee Curtis or Reba MacIntyre. No, but I'm, I'm saying like, yes, that's, that's the answer to your question. I get it. I get it. I, you know, I, I think I would totally ask out Britney Spears. I think the interesting conversations, I don't think there would be
Speaker: Yeah, they'd be interested because she smelled toast a long time ago. She smelled toast a long time ago. That's what I'm saying. It would be, it would be just like, really, really. It's like dating Jessica Simpson, you know, just seems like it's chicken on the seat. I'm like, I'm down. I just think it would be weird. But she looks good.
Speaker: not solve those restraints. She's she's kind of letting her wild side. This shit's gone nuts. Even more so because have you seen her Instagram lately? It's practically an OnlyFans. Dude, she is off the fucking chains. Insane, man. It's like that. It's like that. That that. What is it?
Speaker: Kiss, marry, kill game. It'd be more like a marry, date, or ignore. I would totally date Brittany for the simple fact I would dine out on those stories for the rest of my life. You guys want to hear a fun, dumb story?
Speaker: Let me tell you something. Let me tell you about Britney Spears, boys. This chick is weird. I saw something. She posted something and my wife said it to me and she's like, and my wife was like, this chick's lost her mind. And it's literally a picture of her just
Speaker: covering everything with little bitty emojis, and I'm like, good god. I mean, she's got more money than she knows to do it, so. Good honor, but at the end of the day, it'd be an interesting story. I saw something else.
Speaker: Oh. You saw something else. I'm getting alerts. I'm getting alerts on on Facebook for. You know, when you when you search a certain thing on Facebook Marketplace, anytime a new one gets popped up. Oh, yeah, you fall into you fall into a rabbit hole of a bunch of them and you fall into an algorithm.
Speaker: Yeah, and I searched Beatles because I kind of want to buy a beetle and build my little vault rod. The problem with buying that one I showed you guys is it comes down to it's already done. All I got to do is paint it because I don't like that paint job. But I think it would be more fun to build it. And so I'm looking for ones that are complete and cheap. Like really cheap. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: I get authorization to buy one. Cause it comes down to a really another toy. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're not going to, you're not going to gloss by that. If I get authorization to buy one. Well, no, here's the thing. As you've stated, I have two broken down cars already that I could be fixing.
Speaker: where I'm like, yeah, and I'm on I'm I'm on board with your if that if I'm on board with your wife, if that's this but
Speaker: Get rid of those two fucking cars, Jeff. No, we are thinking about getting rid of the Malibu. I got a guy, he might be giving me an offer on the Malibu. Just because it's... The problem is, if you fix the Malibu, it's just gonna break again. Because the coolant system on that ear Malibu, they're just, they're a joke. You'll blow the head gasket every... So just get rid of them. Just get rid of them. Yeah. So get whatever you can out of them. Get rid of the clips. Get rid of the fucking clips. You know who drives in the clips?
Speaker: me. Little bitch boys that think they're Paul Walker. See, see, just get rid of them and then buy whatever the hell you want. You don't need authorization and permission to buy whatever you want. Cowboy. Pony up.
Speaker: My thing is, I won't buy just one, that's the problem. If I sell them in the cars, if I sell the other two cars, I will buy like three or four beetles, that's the problem. And then I'll make one beetle out of all of them. And then I'm stuck with a bunch of shells. But it's very tempting. But before I buy it, I have to buy more tools.
Speaker: because the first thing I do was I'll start it down and take it apart. I'm trying to find, I need to find, I don't remember what they're called, that's the problem. In order to make it, to put the YZFR1 motor in it, you have to basically build your own rear end. Get rid of the two cars you have.
Speaker: buy the vols rod, stop taking vols rod and buy one. No, but I'd rather build one. And then, and then, but actually, actually before that, sell the two cars, get rid of the two cars. If you can get $1 .50 out of
Speaker: Give $1 .50, Adam. Buy a new car. I'll give him about paid for the eclipse tomorrow. Buy a new car. Buy a new family car. And then the same day, after you buy your guys a family car, then go buy a fucking bolt rod from your neighbor and his crashed motorcycle and do whatever you want to do with it. Stop talking about it. Be about it. I did the same thing for 10 years about a podcast.
Speaker: I talked about it. I was never about it. Now we have a podcast. I'm being about it. I've said for years, I'm going to want to go to more Browns games. I want to, I want to see the Browns play certain teams, blah, blah, blah. I'm about it this year. I'm going to go see a blacktop mojo in a couple of months. You know, I wanted to go see them last time they were in Columbus. All I did was talk about it. Let's do it. Just do it. Just do it. What's stopping me? What's stopping me? What's stopping me? Be like Nike and just do it. Just do it.
Speaker: That sounds, you know what that sounds like, Jeffrey? An excuse. Yeah, I know. Excuses are asshole. Mine smells sweeter than most. Ex -wife. Remember that? Yeah. I know you fucking lie.
Speaker: I know you fucking lie. No, it all comes down to I walk into the locker room at school after you were taking the shit. I know you lie. The problem I have with building it, I would love to build it. I just don't know if I can pull it off. So my fear is I'll buy this thing, cut it the fuck up and won't be able to put it back together. I'm sure I will, but but.
Speaker: I don't know. I'm looking at them. I got to find the right one because I really don't want to have to replace floor fans and shit. Shit like that. And the floor fans on Beatles are Jesus Christ and things lost out so quick. Just do it, man. Just do it. I don't want to make it happen. Make it happen. Make it happen, Kevin. I just want something that will take me a weekend. I'm hearing a whole lot of talking. Little less talking, a lot more action.
Speaker: No, I did it by doing it. You winning the starting five and me building a fucking car. I have more championships than Tom Brady. And I was actually thinking about this the other day. I'm going to bring back the starting five for like seven more starting fives, eight more starting fives, so that I will have more championships than the New York Yankees. I will have more championships than any
Speaker: I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Speaker: competitor on the planet. Comparing your starting five. I am the greatest champion. It's a championship. It's a championship. It's a championship. It's a championship. It's a championship. Yeah, that's a hitting quick down right there. It's a championship. It's a championship. I hit 28. I have more championships than the New York Yankees. I am the greatest champion on the planet at that point.
Speaker: The greatest. I still say winning the starting five versus winning the World Series is totally. I am no longer the goat. I am a god. And I look down upon you mortals and laugh. And then I get the nonsensical. The starting five with 10 votes is not winning a championship. Yeah, but he's only won one championship just because he won 52. I know that doesn't make a 52. He's only won one championship.
Speaker: I'll challenge Floyd Mayweather, Tom Brady, and the New York Yankees to a starting five. And Ric Flair. Bring it. They're like, what's a starting five? Don't worry about it. Spend more time explaining than it takes to make the starting five. It don't matter how cool that be if we get the New York Yankees, Ric Flair, Tom Brady, and Floyd Mayweather on the show to do a starting five.
Speaker: Even if I lost, how cool would that be? Rainy's boost, my friend. I'll tell you what, if you win that starting five, then I'll give you the acknowledgement of greatest on time. Until you win that starting five. What would you do? What would you do if I absolutely smoked them? Do you want to talk about a grabber?
Speaker: This motherfucker smokes some of the greatest champions on the planet. And you know what? For you soccer fans, throw Ronaldo in there too. You can get some Ronaldo.
Speaker: Let it be known, nonsensical nonsense has called you out for a battle of the ages, a starting five champion versus champion starting five to crown the greatest champion of all time. And that's the bottom line because click three 16 said so. What would be the, what would be the ultimate starting five that they can all compete in?
Speaker: You can't do movies. Why not? We do movies, music. Everybody likes movies and music and TV shows and stuff like that. I don't know. We'll figure it out. We gotta wait for them to accept my challenge. Yeah, because that's gonna happen. It could. Stranger things have happened.
Speaker: I mean, I mean, Eddie Munson did play master of puppets. Mind you, mind you. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. I seen that video and I actually seen a video where the the the actor that played that that played Eddie Munson or Munster or whatever the **** his name was. He actually played it. He really played it. He's a really good. He's a real guitar player but let me let me hit you with something. Actually, we're coming up on break. Let me hit you when we come back from break. Either way, the
Speaker: Let it be known. Glick wants it. Glick wants it. Glick wants to smoke. Dude, that dude killed it in that fucking scene. Yeah, I actually. I mean, last season was worth watching these all the other seasons.
Speaker: I'm responding. Sorry responding to snapchat Yeah, it's all like we're doing a show well I want to watch more boys. Oh my god, that show is so good. I
Speaker: Hey, I found a free one. Oh, it's really fucked up. That's more than parts of wood. Sorry, distraction. My bad. Distraction on my part. You could have kept talking. Again, again, it's one of those times where...
Speaker: Yeah, word. Words. Just talk to myself. Spoken poetry. Do, do, do, do. Words. They're hard. Sometimes. Oh, my God. Toast. I watched I watched 21 and 22 Jump Street the other day. Just because they're on the ride. I don't know. I don't know which is better.
Speaker: He's talking about, he's like, shit fucking cap this dog. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I don't know what she's better. The movie, the movie or the end credits where the show like 20, 20, 20. Yeah, like 20, 24. He goes up to 40. He's like, you two boys going to, what is it? Excellent. Chef school and ninja school. Yeah.
Speaker: Those movies killed me. I wish they would do more. Those movies were so good. Well, I was watching on Facebook today. While I was eating lunch, I scrolled in Facebook videos. And I was watching... I'm just saying, Tim, if you got any contacts up there in that New York area, let them know I've called them out. Yeah. I want to watch Moneyball again. Fucking Jonah Hill is a fucking amazing little actor for Big Boo.
Speaker: He's lost a ton of weight. I hear he's a jackass in real life though. I heard too. I heard that too. Yeah, but no actually we're going to take a. Real quick break. Yeah, and then we're going to come back and I got that.
Speaker: Stranger things the thing that I wanted to tell you about the master puppets and everything like that and him playing the guitar and all that jazz So we'll take a real quick break. It is our second hour. So we do have a cover song blacktop mojo Jeffrey if you haven't already Peep this little gym I found
Speaker: go give uh Blacktop Mojo uh some love guys there on all social media and wherever you stream music at at Blacktop Mojo. Go give him a follow. Give him a like. Give him a share. Let him know we sent you. These guys are amazing. Probably some of the hardest working guys out there right now. I mean, I follow a lot of musicians, a rock and roll man. Yeah, I I follow a lot of musicians uh on social media and in YouTube and these guys are just
Speaker: But I found this little ditty as I was scrolling through stuff the other night. And it is a live performance, so you'll have to excuse that. But it's a really good rendition of this song. So we'll be back here in just a few minutes. Enjoy a little Blacktop Mojo, if you will.
Speaker: When the dark ends of the highway You will wind in my head Watch me look a leader Bicing up through the air The bullet in your distance So I should remember You ready on my side, you're a tear And it's dark for me and me And she's still in the doorway
Speaker: to myself
Speaker: It's such a love, such a love and grace It's such a love, such a love But maybe you must be up there down the road, yeah Maybe down here, down here You can fly here Somebody's still pretty twisted She's got the Mercedes -Benz She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
Speaker: See a blacksmith, a bullet in the chest. It's only us to remember, it's only us to go to bed. So I got there, they got there, he's breathing my life. The other half has been here, 1969.
Speaker: Let's get a little food to come from far away If you have been in another night, just to hear them say Welcome to the Hotel Californ Such a lovely place, such a lovely place We're living it up at the Hotel Californ
Speaker: But now it's a crime for you all to buy We was on the ceiling in Champaign on H .C .C. We are all just prisoners here of our own command In their master's chambers, the one who held it for them
Speaker: Stappin' with their stealin' light But they just can't feel the pain Mastering out in the bones Lookin' for the door Turn about the positive light To the place I want to go And life's in the name of it We can check out at any time you would like But you can never
Speaker: No way!
Speaker: Bye -bye.
Speaker: What's going on everybody? Welcome back to the show. Hopefully, you've enjoyed the first couple of hours. Well, Blacktop Mojo with a little acoustic version. Matt and Cat doing a Hotel California from the Eagles. I like it. Like I said, I know it was live and
Speaker: just mid words there just stops. Yeah. Sorry. Uh sorry. Hold on a second. Sorry. I got 900 things going on here. I'm trying to uh right. Put the phone down. Put the phone down. Yeah. Uh it was it was a live acoustic version. So, you have to uh yes. Excuse all the background noise. You had to excuse all the background noise. Sorry
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Speaker: We all know who the real champ is. You know, we all know. I'm not even ghost status anymore. I'm god status. I'm gonna laugh when Tom Brady just punches you in the face. I'm gonna sit here and be like, fuck yeah, Tom. It's about time. First and foremost, Tom Brady will never punch me in the face. He's gonna crush my beard and give me sweet little tender kisses. On my cheek. Don't kiss my lips, Tom Brady. That's weird.
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Speaker: just put it at the bottom of the god damn screen. Yeah, I didn't catch myself. What is that toast? Here Jason, here's the proof. There you go. Jason, I will fight you. No, we do appreciate you guys hanging out. We are in our third and final hour. What is this? So, what were you saying about Mr. Eddie Munson of Stranger Things?
Speaker: Um So they there was uh, there was a thing I seen on youtube and because as I said uh As I said, um My kids are my kids are uh, uh stranger things and uh, of course they're all freaking out because spoiler alert Somebody dies that we're about to talk about
Speaker: I know. I know. I heard it's up here. I had this discussion with my daughter or with my kids. I had this discussion with my kids actually. It's kind of in the air. They keep yelling at me. They're like, you gotta, you gotta watch it, dad. I'm telling you, dude. Like, that scene where he jumps up on that trailer and starts rocking out fucking master
Speaker: And as we discussed earlier, he does play the song himself. He's excellent. So what I was going to say, for those of you that are Stranger Things fans, and you have seen this. So Stranger Things is based in what, 1980s? Well, it takes place in the 80s. It starts in like 84. And at this point, it's like 86, 87, something like that. I think it's the 87 school year.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, no. Okay. So, strangely, I just actually did some Google eating. Stranger Things season four is based in eighty -six. Right. And I heard this the other day on the radio. So, this isn't like something that I put together on my own. Okay. What is this? Another Rick Grimes? Yeah, right. Um Master of Puppets came out in March, March 3rd of
Speaker: Stranger Things season four is based in the very early spring of 1986. So give or take Eddie Munson had about two to three weeks to learn Master of Puppets
Speaker: we didn't have internet. We didn't have tablets. We didn't have cell phones. We didn't have computers. We didn't have all these, you know, tutorials. Tutorial. Yeah. Thank you, Jeff. Right. So, you're going to tell me. So, he had to learn it by ear. No. You're going to tell me that we'll just say, we'll just go with the, we'll go with the lesser.
Speaker: I'm trying to find it here real quick. Hopefully not get us in trouble. Well, here's the thing. What you're saying is like you don't think he had enough time to actually learn it that time. Yeah, and not no, not necessarily learn it. But learn it as well as well as he did. Actually he actually actually you know what you know what he he he might have been just as good if not better.
Speaker: I'm going to play it. I mean, I honestly thought that they just played the song. This is from Stranger Things. Yeah, I know.
Speaker: Okay. Well, okay. So, you're going to say defense. Okay. Well, hold on. In his defense. I didn't. Oh my god. You **** **** Two weeks. We're going to, we're going to, we're not going to give you the benefit of the doubt. We're going to say two weeks. Okay. He had to. He had to learn this. There's a thing. It's
Speaker: In a minute, I'm going to need a man to pump me up. Sorry. Back to Vitalik. I don't know where he learned that one. But here's the thing. Given that he played it so well, I think Eddie is one of those guys that can hear something once and play it exactly. When I was in freshman year in high school and took speech. I am one of the strangers I can say to you, Jason.
Speaker: he there's a guy in my class that he could hear a song once and play it on guitar well no i get that i mean i get that i i get that uh my he's just really good guitar and he can hear it and no i get that my my ex -wife's dad could not read could not read music to save his life
Speaker: This is a man who played guitar, banjo, the drums, the bass. If there was an instrument, he couldn't read a lick of notes, but he could play an instrument and he could sing too. Like he was a bluegrass singer. So I get that. But, but, and this goes back to, and I know it's just a video game, but anybody who played Guitar Hero or Rock Band, if you played the game, you remember Coheed in Cabrera. Right. Um, it was one of the,
Speaker: the most difficult songs. Uh hold on a second. I'll give you guys a little. Yeah, but as as a guitar player, cohening, rock band is master of puppets is not an extremely difficult song. None of Mount Metallica songs are extremely different. No, they're like every every Metallica song is like four chords. Exactly.
Speaker: So, you know, having that knowledge that at the most Metallica song is eight chords in different orders. If you're a seasoned guitarist, which Eddie obviously is because - Yeah, but he's watched 16 at best. Yeah, but earlier on in the season, he's talking to the cheerleader chick
Speaker: And she's like, he's like, we've met before. And she says, oh, that's right. In kindergarten or sixth grade or something like that, you played guitar back then. And he says, he turns over and goes, I still do. So he's been playing since he's like 10 years old. So he's been playing for, I mean, and it's actually stated that he's actually been held back once or twice. So like this? He's 18, 19.
Speaker: So like this is supposedly one of the hardest songs to play on a video game and it's incredibly hard in real life. And the guy who plays the guitar on this is playing a double guitar. Also the guy who plays the guitar
Speaker: That song that song has like 35 40 chords
Speaker: Well, yeah, you got two guitar players playing that as well. And the one guitar player is the lead singer and he's got the the double guitar. So the double deck, right? But but what I'm saying is, is like Eddie's been playing. Let's say his character is maybe 19, so he's been playing since he's like maybe 10. So he's been playing for nine years. So so.
Speaker: And it doesn't really state how much he plays all the time, but it is stated he is in a band. Yeah, I'm just saying, you know, he's a decent guitar player. And and and at one point in the show, they're going through his music and and rapping off like Madonna Blondie and all that stuff.
Speaker: And he, the girl says, there's none of that here. Where's all your music? And he holds up a mega death tape and says, this is real music. So, you know, he's a metal guy, obviously. Well, he's a metal head. Yeah, he's a metal head. And so he probably the day it came out. My mom's texting me, too.
Speaker: Probably the day the master of puppets tape came out, he probably went and bought it. Or like we used to do back in the day, taped it off the radio or whatnot. And being a metalhead and being in a band, he probably practices all the time.
Speaker: because it is shown that Eddie doesn't really have a life. He's not trying to get laid all the time. He's kind of a loner with the accept of his nerdy friends. So, benefit of the doubt, I'd say he could do it in that two weeks. And being master of puppets is one of Metallica's big hits.
Speaker: And just like you and I, like when we mentioned a band, certain songs pop in your head. So Master of Puppets being a big hit for Metallica, he probably played that song more than the song won or another song Metallica does. Like his inner Sandman came out in like 89, if I'm not mistaken, the Black album. I don't remember.
Speaker: The Black Album came after Master and Publix. And that's like when I got introduced to Metallica, because one of the first songs I heard from Metallica was Enner Sandman. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, Enner Sandman was on the Black Album. Right. And I think the Black Album came out in, I want to say like 89, something like that.
Speaker: I don't, I don't 100 % recall. Vamp for a second. I'll be right back. I gotta fight you. Vamp for a second. Vamp for a second. I've got nine, a hundred other things going on currently, but barely carrying a conversation. It's just like, man, for a second, I got to pull my picker out and touch myself. Yeah. No, like I said, it was just one of those, uh, one of those, um,
Speaker: One of those weird things that I had seen that was brought up about Stranger Things. Not necessarily a diss on Stranger Things or anything like that. It's just one of those things. It's like, well, people do that. Like Jeff, you say all the time. Movies, Fast and the Furious. So the 1969, I don't know what year the charger was. 69 charger, even if you, wow, I hit that? Yeah.
Speaker: nice well it's also it's also the same year as the general league oh yeah why yeah no i i honestly i had no idea i was just throwing it out there you know even if you you know you put the posse traction in the gear ratio to this and that and put this engine in it you're not going to do a wheelie on it you know it's not like it's not believable so it's one of those things that got pointed out about the problem i have
Speaker: and I wasn't hating on Eddie Munson at all because the kid the kid who the kid who plays that character and the fact and I didn't think that it was him playing it until I seen the interview and the kid that that that that plays him is a guitar player and he said yeah that was he said his words where he said it was mostly all me and I was like god damn because yes Metallica is known for anybody who I'm not the biggest Metallica fan. I actually don't like Metallica but but
Speaker: Anybody who knows anything about music and knows Metallica knows that most of their music, their guitar riffs and it's four chords, whatever. It's just the order they play them in and stuff like that. Hatfield is no slash.
Speaker: No, exactly. He's no Eddie Van Halen by no means. And on record, they're all assholes in real life. Well, one of the funniest things that James Hatfield has said
Speaker: he's talking about Lars, which is the drummer Metallica. They're like, somebody said, oh, is Lars one of the greatest drummers you've ever had? He's like, Lars is even the greatest drummer in Metallica. And I was like, damn, that's a shot. I've heard that. I lost it. I thought that was funny. I've heard that about the Beatles with Ringo Starr.
Speaker: where Paul McCarthy or somebody like I just said that Ringo Starr's not even the greatest drummer. Not even the greatest in Beatles, yeah. But like, the fact that Metallica, they are kind of assholes. I mean, this is a band that sued their own fans.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Well, and we talked about this. We kind of, we kind of dipped on this for a second with the whole Napster thing. Yeah. You might only be getting two cents per download if you were getting paid for it. But when 12 billion people download your song, it does add up. You know, I get that and I understand that, but now look, look where we're at now. Look where we're at now. You can go on YouTube.
Speaker: You can go on Spotify. There are a ton of music streaming apps that you can go on and listen to the music for free. Save into your mix and listen to any time. We pay $10 a month. We pay $10 a month or $11 a month or whatever it is for YouTube premium, for nonsensical nonsense. We have YouTube premium for us.
Speaker: And I don't know how much that goes to the goes to the artist. But at the end of the day, in all honesty, with the amount of music and the amount of artists that are on YouTube and you can listen to whole albums, you can save them in your playlist, you can save you can.
Speaker: So you can listen to this music any time. Basically, you pay the $10 a month so you don't have ads and you can skip songs as much as you like. So how much money could possibly be going to these artists from YouTube? They get $10 a month. Say they, you know, just, and I know this is a very, very, very low number.
Speaker: So they got a hundred subscribers. You got $10 a month. What's a, what's, what's, that's 10 times a hundred thousand, 10 ,000 thousand bucks. So YouTube, YouTube keeps $800 and then they give.
Speaker: You were like, it's not that much. You're still not making money. It's not a lot. Yeah. You're not making money because. But when you started to do the math, I think they give the artist when it comes to. What they give the artist, I think they give them a bigger percentage.
Speaker: Uh -huh. But yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, I just, I just, you know, we can listen to music anytime, anywhere. There's so many different streaming platforms out there you can listen to music on. So I, you know, like I understand the Napster thing. I understand the lawsuit to a certain degree, but now look at us 20 years, what, 20 years later, 20, 20, 20 years later, we'll just say now we can listen to the music whenever, wherever, however we want. Yeah. Well, you know,
Speaker: Uh, I think my Spotify is like, what is it? Like 15 bucks. Yeah. I know. I had that discussion with my oldest one last week. Can I get Spotify premium? Why? So I can have unlimited skips and, and no ads. And I'm like, I have YouTube premium.
Speaker: Oh, what's your, and I like, well, you know, I gave her there. She's like, well, this is for the podcast. I was like, yeah, that was when we used to play music and we couldn't download because, you know, we were on haps and they, they, they kind of, you know, dropped the ball a little bit here and there. Yeah. So, so it's like, and now.
Speaker: You should be nice to get on YouTube and scroll through because I feel like I'm the only one out of the three of us that uses it even though I told the three of you guys to log into it and use it. Where I could just get on there, I'd go sit on my throne and I'd be like, all right, what are we watching today? Toss 20. I don't watch YouTube on my phone ever. Wherever you watch YouTube at, log into our account. We have YouTube previews that I pay for. I totally get that.
Speaker: And I got it for us. Like I got it. And I eventually will probably log into it. But like when I watch YouTube, I have certain things saved that I've been following for years and to put all my save stuff into that one. And a lot of it is like the kids have saved. They watch certain people. It would be almost a pain in the ass to change the password and kick you out.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. So, like, if I really need to see something, ads don't really bother me. Where, when it's for the podcast, it's a different thing because, you know, if we're going to show a song or a video or something, we, the ad will kind of kill the flow of the show. But using that YouTube channel for my own personal use, I don't spend that much time on YouTube anymore. I used to.
Speaker: I almost don't know. Honestly, the only time I'm on YouTube is when I'm sitting upon my throne, which now I take this with me too. I do that with TikTok. I do that with TikTok. That's the problem with TikTok. Shout out to Smoke.
Speaker: next thing you know your legs are numb oh yeah dude dude i get on there and like i said i've told you guys this before i you know i watch uh you know found the top 10 scariest found footage or top 10
Speaker: Creepy pictures from from World War one or unsolved mystery like the top 20 Creepiest unsolved mysteries blah blah blah. You know I like a lot of that stuff and you know a lot of those videos are 20 minutes long
Speaker: And I'm just sitting there and it's like, all right, I'm done. And I go, Oh God. Uh, I'm just going to sit back down and finish watching this video because now I can't do my legs. You walk out of the bathroom. You walk out of the bathroom. You do that slow walk because your legs are both asleep and you're like, you can't feel your, like, I don't know if I'm on the ground or not.
Speaker: It's gotten to the point where I almost can't take my phone to the bathroom or else I'll be in there all day.
Speaker: Because, you know, and the biggest problem with the phone is, like, I'm watching that series, The Boys, and if there's a lull in the story, I'm on TikTok. And then I'm like, oh, shit, I missed something rewind. And so I try to, I'm trying to get away from my phone as well, because I will literally catch myself sitting on there for an hour.
Speaker: Mm hmm. Exactly. But you know, it's now now I get on there because you know, other people, you know, and
Speaker: It's like all this random shit. They're like all the kids like the couple goofy goofy little some bitches that do all this weird shit. And it's like, why am I getting 30 videos to this guy before I find what I want to watch? I mean, I think I watched like five different types of things. I love watching somebody build something if they do it well.
Speaker: If they do it poorly, like the way I build stuff, I don't want to watch them because I'm like, no, you're using a circular saw when you use this thing. But Kevin watches these three guys, I can't remember what they call themselves, but they play this raft game. And the one guy sounds like the,
Speaker: one character from SpongeBob. Squidward? No, he sounds like the little guy that owns the restaurant, the Chum Bucket. Oh, Plankton! Yeah, he literally sounds like Plankton.
Speaker: The kids will watch that upstairs, I'll send them to bed, and I'll let them watch TV until they pass out. And I'll come up to the bedroom, and I'm getting ready to open up the bedroom door, and I'm like, why are they watching? Did Plankton just say fuck? And then you open the door, and you realize this fucking guy is playing this stupid game. And the game looks interesting, but I can't get into it.
Speaker: I gotta buy a new PlayStation controller, too. That's pissing me off. The kids broke it. I have to buy a new one. I might just have to buy one of those charging stands.
Speaker: because with the controller being like the plug for the PlayStation controller, it's not a C port. It's a different kind of connection. Well, when you plug it in, it doesn't charge anymore, but the controller still works. So I think I need to buy one of those stands that you set it on to charge it, which is completely different. It's almost like a USB connection.
Speaker: Or I'll just break down and go get me a fucking new controller, which I'll probably do that. How long have I been telling you to go buy a controller, go buy two controllers, buy a regular controller that you need to charge? Actually, Jeff, what you need to do, because I've got both of my original controllers
Speaker: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't uh if it didn't cost **** nine million dollars to send something to you. II bought that for like twelve books at Walmart. Well, that's I've and neither one of my neither neither one of my controllers. I can I can charge with the cord but I put them on that man. They charge like a **** They charge. They charge and hold a
Speaker: I know shit. I'll have to see if I can find one. I'll have to go find one. That's amazing. There's a game store where I bought Red Dead that might have them, but they also have courted like... Do you guys have a GameStop down there? No, we have a... The one I go to, it's like a GameStop, but it's just like a mom and pop game store. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. But yeah, there used to be a lot, but now there's only like two.
Speaker: because everybody just buys everything online. But I'm also contemplating buying PS5. The problem is that I'd have to rebuy games.
Speaker: No, you shouldn't have to because like Xbox Xbox you can they're they're they're making their games now. So they're Xbox one X series compatible. Like if I bought Madden 22, which actually I didn't buy right. But does the PlayStation does the PlayStation 4 games play on the PS 5? I don't know PlayStation doing that, but I would imagine they are because they're usually much like Android and Apple. Androids ahead of Apple and typically Playstations ahead of Xbox.
Speaker: So when I when I when I when I download a game like, you know, I can I can buy it or download it or whatever and it and it's you know, it'll play on either it'll play on either console. So I would think yes, but you also are talking about you're also talking about the disc because yeah, you got to step up into the digital world because like my Xbox is digital only.
Speaker: The problem I have with the digital world you can pretty much buy all the games on the PlayStation network now. Yeah No, which is understandable but but I get them so cheap by buying the disc because I get them used You know what Jeff Jeff for like two bucks I'm gonna tell you this right now Jeff as a guy who owns both systems as a guy who was a PlayStation guy for many years get the Xbox Get the Xbox
Speaker: Listen to it. Hit the Xbox. Pay the $15 a month for the ultimate and the ultimate game pass. You'll love you. You will thank me. I promise you, you will thank me for that ultimate game pass because you get so many free games, new free games. The ultimate, the ultimate game pass comes with the EA sports pass on it.
Speaker: So with that, and I don't know, PlayStation has something like that, Tim, if you're a PlayStation guy. They do every PlayStation Network. Yeah, PlayStation Plus. But you can buy the Xbox Gold or you can get the Ultimate Game Pass. It's $15 a month. So like Madden 22 comes out in October.
Speaker: four months later instead of paying $100 for Madden or whatever it was, I got it for free because the EA game, the EA play comes with the ultimate game pass. So you get all the like the racing games, all the EA sports games and an EA doesn't just do sports games. They do a lot of different games that I didn't know they were into. Well, like the reason I would buy the Xbox is that fucking Forza looks dope as fuck.
Speaker: As we know, I'm a fucking car nut. And it's amazing. But you, like the whole, there's times where I don't want to do a race. I just want to goof off. And forces, forces that open world, do whatever you want kind of thing in some really bad ass cars that you completely customized. So that I am thinking.
Speaker: because, uh, and it's, it's one of the sinks. I don't know. I don't know how much I would play anything else. Cause I, I do like the game every once in a while. Yeah. Well, forza, I think I can get that free on my Xbox right now. The new one.
Speaker: Oh, cool. Yeah. And I pay $15 a month and a lot of the new games and stuff you can play on, on the cloud. So you don't even have to download them and take up memory. Oh, cool. So you play them on the cloud and it saves everything. It saves everything.
Speaker: Yeah. Tim, the thing is with the, like, like I said, I got red dead for like five bucks. You can't do that on the PlayStation store. Yeah. That's the ultimate game pass. You get all kinds of deals and crazy shit like that on games. And like I said, you get a ton of games for free. And plus you get the, uh, like I said, I, as a guy who owns both and as a guy who was always a PlayStation guy until I bought the Xbox for my quote unquote, for my kids. And now I use it more than,
Speaker: I actually play on it more than they do. They just use it to watch fucking YouTube. And I'm like, I could've bought a Roku for a quarter of the cost. I could've got a Roku for $25. Instead I bought this goddamn Xbox for $400. The TV I got upstairs is a Roku TV. Both of my TVs are smart TVs. So it was like, all the kids, they got TVs in their rooms.
Speaker: Uh, the one, the one bedroom, they got an Apple TV in there. They don't use Apple TV, but they download all those stuff. And in the other room, there's a goddamn Roku that I literally went and bought a brand new Roku new generation Roku for $25 for me. Supposedly, uh, on Apple TV, eventually you're going to set up where you can play games.
Speaker: Netflix is doing the same thing or they have done the same thing. Oh, speaking of Netflix new series coming out tomorrow and it looks pretty cool. Resident Evil. I watched the trailer for today and I believe it comes out tomorrow and it looks it looks good of Netflix. Have you have you played the game? It's a **** game. God of War.
Speaker: And the other one is Horizon. Netflix is making them into TV series. I have seen Horizon. I've been waiting for a God of War movie or TV show. I love God of War. Netflix is making them. That was my fucking game, man. I played the hell out of some God of War.
Speaker: Feel like Kratos found out that Netflix is making both So it should be interesting because I've never played God of War. I've seen bits and pieces Yeah, no, I think I think it comes out tomorrow. I know it comes out sometime this month I think I think it's tomorrow but it's a Resident Evil series and it's cool because it's like You know, obviously they dive into the zombies with the T virus and everything like it but they've got they've they've gotten past them and they've
Speaker: eradicated all the zombies well they've eradicated all the zombies
Speaker: But an umbrella is trying to do this new, uh, you know, they're, they're trying to rebrand themselves and take, you know, they're looking out for people. Well, somebody in an umbrella decided to put the T virus, which turns everybody in the zombies into some new drink or some new something that they, that they make nice and the zombies come back and they make it with a little bit younger cast. So it looks like they're, they're going the direction of like stranger things and
Speaker: like Teen Wolf and stuff like that but it the trailer that I watched, it looks really good. I'm like, alright, alright, alright, Resident Evil. You've got me with with with all your movies including the newest one, Raccoon City. I've been on board. I didn't really like the animated thing you did but I've been on board. I've been there with you like I'm I'm with you guys but now you might have got me again.
Speaker: Well, that's the new thing is like, is remaking these shows. Yeah, exactly, Tim. Like, I watched the first two seasons of Riverdale. I never watched Riverdale, but I did watch the first two seasons of Teen Wolf. Actually, a pretty good series that MTV did was the Scream series. And I wish they would have kept going. They did a really good job with that.
Speaker: and then he did another oh team Teen Wolf was originally on MTV something else like well and and like uh with uh YouTube did uh Karate Kid or Cobra Kai and now it's on Netflix there's a YouTube channel really good Jeff everybody listening if you're a Scooby Doo fan I yeah I saw that
Speaker: There's a YouTube channel called Mystery Incorporated and they've done this Scooby show. I think they've got two, maybe three episodes out. I've only watched the first episode and I was supposedly surprised. I enjoyed it. There was something else I saw that was like that too.
Speaker: I can't remember what was. A bit more grown up, if you will. There's a YouTube channel, I can't remember what it's called, but it's like a continuation of Harry Potter. I had to pull the e -brake, man. No, but it's very similar. It's fan made, and it's actually really decent. I was going to say, HBO Max has got a new
Speaker: Seekers a Dumbledore for whatever. Yeah, that's that's actually real Warner Brothers franchise where what I'm talking about It's fan -made but it and it's completely side story. Oh Yeah genre, but it's actually you know, it's fan -made but it's actually pretty decent and the acting is not terrible Nothing to really write home about but like
Speaker: I think that it's like four or five episodes so far, and it's actually pretty decent. I can't remember what it's called, but it's... I watched the first episode tonight. I couldn't get into it, but the special effects were really decent. I did watch a little bit of that Scooby -Doo one you were talking about.
Speaker: It was pretty good. It was pretty good. I liked it and they did a pretty good job with the cast and like I said, it's a little bit more grown up. It's not the Scooby -Doo cartoon that we grew up on but I you know, I liked it and I I liked how they they they had the cast and all that stuff and you know, they did a pretty good job with it.
Speaker: Well, speaking of Riverdale and stuff like that, the Sabrina the Teenage Witch that Netflix did, that knocked it out the fucking park. I thought it was amazing. I watched every single episode. It took me a while, because in between seasons, I was like, I really want to see it.
Speaker: And then I got back into it. It was, it's not the Sabrina the Teenage Witch with, uh, Melissa Joan Hart that we grew up with. It's a little bit more dark. It's pretty easy. Yeah. I enjoyed the shit out of it. Oh, ow. I cut myself. I don't know how. What am I doing? I got a bug bite.
Speaker: You got bed bugs? You got critters in your beard. You got beard critters. Kevin left the door open. A bunch of fucking mosquitoes got in here. And the mosquitoes here, they'll steal your t -shirt. They're big. I was going to say, down in Charleston, our skaters were as big as fucking Volkswagen's. Yeah. You go down the wrong street, or as they say in Charleston, you go down the wrong street.
Speaker: and you're going to be squaring up with the mosquitoes and it's go time. I don't want no problems, but if there's about to be some mosquitoes here, when they bite you, when they first bite you, you don't feel it for a good 30 seconds. It's every mosquito. No, like normally when a mosquito bites you, you're like, ow, within a couple of seconds. These motherfuckers will bite you and be done before you feel it. And you're like, and there's nothing there to kill, dude.
Speaker: And they got me on the back of my leg so bad the other day. I swear to God, it was like the size of a dime. I used to be the bug guy, man. You're not going to tell me something about mosquitoes. All mosquitoes are like that because it's after they bite you and they, they suck the blood is that's when you feel that, um, that's that chemical, the other chemicals that they, you know,
Speaker: Come on, man. Come on, man. Be better. He's a motherfucker. Come on, man. I swear to god, they will steal your teacher. You a live dog face pony soldier. Pony boy. Pony soldier.
Speaker: I have news. I have news. There is a new strain of I I I saw this today and I save it for our guest. You brought it up. You brought it. You brought up sleepy Jill and there is a new strain of weed. You mean
Speaker: Yeah, well, it's not 100 % guaranteed, but there's no dog is selling and it's called sleepy Joe. Nice.
Speaker: No, Tony, down in Charleston, I should you not them goddamn mosquitoes were about as big as a Volkswagen. And like I told Tony, you go down the wrong street, you're going to be squaring up, looking, they're ready for a fight. Like, I'll legit fight for it. The ones here, man, they'll steal your t -shirt and stretch it out for you. Like, fucking hell. They are just... Almost like a bee sting. Just hell or pain.
Speaker: big old band skaters. Yeah, Tony, real champ's still here. Where's the fake champ? Where's the fake champ, Tony? Where you at, Tony? You're running, you're scared, you hiding like a little bitch. That's just me poking a bear. Sorry, Joe. I got to poke Tony, not the bear, the Tony. I'm poking Tony. I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you.
Speaker: I don't know if you missed it. The wrong field with the right humidity. Yeah, you ain't wrong. Yeah, the mosquitoes out of Charleston. You done stumbled down the wrong street, my friend. Looks like you're. This is the kind of mosquitoes that look at you and go, you got a burning mouth. You're like, what the fuck?
Speaker: I'm like, you know what? Mosquito. Mosquito used to look at me and be like, we got a problem. I'm like, I am the problem. Skeeter. Let's go. You don't know who I am. Pull my shirt open like Superman and I'm feel the Orchid love. Orchid. No. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. It's a big hole. Oh, shit. It's the Orchid Man.
Speaker: Oh shit! I was out by the pool the other day. You could just see them. And I was like, I'm not going to fucking pool. Fuck this. Hey, down South period, man. Them mosquitoes in down South, man. They don't fuck around. Like I said, I still got me a couple of working Z -shirts in my closet. I don't fuck around.
Speaker: fuck around and find out. That's all. Hey. My niece, my niece has, as I mentioned before, she got remarried and her new husband had posted something on Facebook and I'm reading it. He's like, how dare you, motherfuckers. You jump me in my front yard in front of my family. Yeah. Oh, we about to strap. What's up? And then he's like, and then you open up the full story. He's like, fucking mosquitoes. You're like, I was like, God damn it. This motherfucker had me all pumped up like he got a fight.
Speaker: I was like, oh, and he's like a couple of you. He's like, I took out 16 of you motherfuckers before you can get me. And I was like, damn, dude, what's up? And he was like, no more mosquitoes in my house. I was like, this motherfucker. I was like, what the fuck? As a little flashback to the periscope days, for those of you who weren't around,
Speaker: I used to I used to sing a little Diddy on periscope when I used to do my periscope on my back patio. Hey, you went a little something like this. Oh, there's a skater. I'm up here. I'm up here. Should I? Wack it off. There's a skater. Oh my Peter. Should I? Wack it off.
Speaker: That's as old as your grandfather's buckskin rubber. Let me tell you. You ain't wrong. You ain't wrong. You ain't from the country. You ain't never heard that. Trust me. That's what I'm country saying. I did. I was singing that around the house a couple years ago. My wife was like, did you just make that up? I'm like, sure. Why not?
Speaker: I absolutely took credit. I absolutely took credit. I absolutely took credit. I'll take the credit. Yeah, I absolutely took all the credit that were about to the point where to the point where like that should be a song. It's got people people coming on my parents because you'd be like, click, sing the Skeeter song for it. Yeah, I made it. There's a Skeeter. I'm a painter. I like it all. You know, I got a new verse for you boys.
Speaker: as you got it playing in the background, I made a record. I made a whole gut memory. I went to the studio. I paid my five dollars and I made a record, see? Hey, what you gonna do now? I was like, hey. Yeah, listen to my skitter song, will ya? Well, that's the other one. I can't remember the guy's name. It's gonna drag me nuts. Roger something, Roger.
Speaker: I'm going to get my dad. Okay. We'll throw back. We'll reach around for you. Remember the argument Mike and I had about Daltrey? I was so ready to roast his dad and his dad's like, wait a minute. Who the **** is Chris Daltrey?
Speaker: Mike, I hope you're doing good, man. I truly do, but. His name is Roger Miller. He sings a song, you can't roller skate in a buffalo herd. Yeah, you're glitching out. Roger Miller, you can't roller skate in a buffalo herd? Yeah, that's the name of one of his songs. I don't think I know that. That's amazing. That's an old song. Let me look at it. Let it come out.
Speaker: I won't say. Maybe if I heard it, I'm. I'd play it, but it'd be pain in the ass. Yeah, look at Roger Miller. You can't roll escape the Buffalo. He's. All right, I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to Tony. I'm going to I'm going to pull Tony here.
Speaker: Let's say he's got he does the king of the road song. Oh, okay. He also does this. You remember the cartoon Robin Hood? The Oodle lolly song in the beginning. Oh, yeah. He sings chug lug dang me. That's Roger Miller. Okay. No, I knew who Roger Miller was. I just don't know that song. I'm going to I'm going to pull it.
Speaker: I'm going to pull a Tony and you guys look up Roger Miller. You can't roll her skate in a Buffalo hurt. And then we'll talk about it next show. See if I can find it on YouTube here real quick. Because my parents had the record back in the day. Yeah, you are glitching something fierce. I can tell you what's going on with your computer. Yeah. I remember like off. But when I'm loading something,
Speaker: Mm -hmm Both TVs are on the PlayStation on one shit No, I get that I know I get that man That's usually where my problem runs or comes into play man. Are you know what? It's just crazy that I used to do streams on podcast art streams on podcast fuck this dude literally legitimately comes in we have a goddamn minute left in the show and
Speaker: Hold on. Stop pushing buttons, Chef. Hey, Tony. How you doing, buddy? I was actually sitting down with Jason. He fell asleep. No, I wake up. I wake up and I got a I got an unfamiliar cough. So shit. This ain't good.
Speaker: But first of all, you two are crazy. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a
Speaker: After you test positive for COVID, you will feel things that are different from the first shot. Save it for our future guests. The second shot and probably a booster. But when you nap or when you sleep, it's like you go through time. That's how deep it is.
Speaker: and I literally woke up to these two jokers talking about Tony Peters. Tony was... You've never heard that song, Tony? Tony, Tony woke up from his nap 65 episodes ago.
Speaker: This is the first time I'm listening. Oh, wait a minute. I've been doing this podcast with him for several months now. I promise you, one time I took a nap after that second shot. No, I woke up from a nap one time and I asked Jason something about, I asked him a question about something six months prior.
Speaker: That's what killed us Saturday night was you guys doing screen shares because you know
Speaker: I kept pulling our video down and I was like, wait a minute. I've downloaded songs during this show and I'm playing the entirety of the song. Go ahead. We can't we can't get into a song that these guys are sharing. That's what I was like. Fuck. I can download it all day long and it's cool. But if we if we screen share it, that's where we're getting the strike. We screen share that. Yeah. But yeah, that's the song. It's it's it's it's a song. It's only like a
Speaker: Bye, Tony. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. There was a gay guy on the back. Welcome back. What'd you do? Welcome back, Jay. I got a new feeling of feeling drained and this is this is this is different.
Speaker: You know, you know who doesn't feel drained and doesn't wake up in a time lapse or in a multiverse? Tony. The real motherfucking champ. Oh, hell yeah. I'm about as bored as the omnipotent one when it comes to you. 3 .16. You missed it, dude. You missed it. You missed it while you were taking it. I'm going to play it back. I'm going to play it back. I challenged. I put a I put a starting five challenge out there for to crown the greatest champion of all time.
Speaker: No, no questions asked. The greatest champion of champions. I challenge the New York Yankees, Cristiano Ronaldo, Ric Flair, Tom Brady, and Floyd Mayweather. Guess who you're going to lose to? None of them. It's a starting five. It's a starting five. But you know who you're going to lose to? Who? Cesar Chavez. Who the fuck is Cesar Chavez? Google the name. I don't know that name.
Speaker: Okay, Tony, I realize you're new to the to the show and this is the first time you've been here. What year was this? It's like 176 and nineteen or something like that. Well, and all the Chevy shirts and uh we're still here. I gave, I gave, I gave
Speaker: I gave Floyd Mayweather the benefit of the doubt because he's 52 and oh or something like that but he only won one championship. Was Tim here too? Yeah, Tim's been here. Tim was good. Challenge box. Tim has been here. All of y 'all out there. I apologize for my distance and my absence but. Even our even our lurkers and our stalkers who never say hi to us. What's up? I'm actually going through.
Speaker: I'm going to do something. I want to make sure this is known by this date. I'm actually going to do something I do not recognize as a discomfort internally and this is what I used to warn people about that I will go through. This is part of your transition that you started five years ago. No, no, no, no, no, this is this is this is this is this is not good. What do you identify this week? What's today? Wednesday?
Speaker: Yes. Every Wednesday, we go live today. Tony, it's all seriousness, man. You got to get your health right, man. I'm worried about you. They can't find anything. No, I'm worried about you. They can't find anything. I got about $1 ,000 in co -pays I got to pay from all these answers. I still got to do two more tests, but I can't afford them right now. I got to cancel a couple of appointments because I can't afford to get it going. What you call the payments? The co -pays alone. The insurance is covered. It's the co -pays afterwards. Yeah.
Speaker: And I put my, I went to work today to stay, but I started, I literally started wearing down. I said, if I would have sat down, I'd have passed up like I just did. And the heat's a good thing because I don't feel like I did in the winter when I was sick, but this is a different type of draining. I do attribute some of it to when I was dieting. I did think about that.
Speaker: But even when I ate and then I kind of rest, there's a new this is this is y 'all I'm gonna go ahead and say this man. I know we don't do political and everything. You're not just positive and you're going to do some shit. I'm with you. Well, now you you doctor exams. I told them my symptoms. They are familiar with the symptoms. I'm not the only one doing this, but they cannot prove it.
Speaker: You actually, you actually bugged out before I could announce two of our guests, our two upcoming guests on the show. Okay. One gentleman, I'll go ahead and reiterate it. One gentleman is a good friend of mine and call him a brother of mine, if you will. He just finished and published his first book. It's on Amazon.
Speaker: He's going to be here probably next Wednesday night. He's going to join us. Okay. Excellent. Who else? Yeah, definitely. This is right here. I feel something like... And then our other guest is pulling. No, it's like pulling, yeah. And right here is just starting to hurt. I haven't had a sore throat. It would take a feeling since maybe February or March.
Speaker: You know, you know your your munching cheese got some penicillin that'll cure that right up. This is where you need a championship.
Speaker: I got a good one. I got to use that one. Send a message of smoke and tell him when he comes to Cancun. You said you're going to create your list of things you need.
Speaker: You need your own belt when he comes down No, but the other gentleman's gonna come on here he does I said we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna bend our number one rule Because the other gentleman I want to bring on here as a guest does a lot of political stuff. I
Speaker: Yeah, I remember. Yeah. And he's been on a lot of big name shows and stuff like that. And him and I were him and I were talking tonight or today. And the conversation we had, as he said that he's like, shit, this could have been a fucking podcast right here. Just our conversation that we had.
Speaker: So I just gotta, I wanted to bring it up to you guys before I did it. But I gotta get with him and he'll be on a Monday or a Wednesday. I'll probably shoot for him on a Wednesday night too. But my boy Chaos, I think we're gonna try to get him in here next Wednesday night. And come in here, promote his new book, talk about his new book and all that.
Speaker: I drink plenty today. When I'm at work, I drink plenty of water. I put away decent glasses, but this is - Whoa, easy, Tim. This is a new, this is a new, this is different than the ones I was feeling before. This is - Wow. I'll let future Mrs. Glick deal with you, Tim. She will tase you. Remember, you have a fire, though. She has a gun.
Speaker: Water versus lead. Allow me to throw out there that Tim is a first responder, so they kind of got the same context with even. Yeah, they go back and forth. They go back and forth. Yeah, I'm afraid we're both. But what that water hose number one is pretty strong when he pulled him off of the bat. Let me be clear. I've done active shooter training with cops, firefighters, sheriffs and all that good shit. Yeah, we all go through it together, so I'm quite sure he's kind of prepared.
Speaker: to the missus, the future missus, if you will.
Speaker: Hopefully. Whatever. So you tell I said, what's up? And you tell I said, remember what I said the other day, please. I don't. Yeah. Yeah. We won't dive into that. We won't dive into that. But I need her to know that. I need her to know that. Well. You know, she, she, she, she pushed on the show. A few of us do know what to do and how you do it as well. So we all kind of be on the same page. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's pretty much a part of the clique. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You been around.
Speaker: who know what goes down. You don't want people who have similar training to be crazy together, because that's your ass. That's true. It's been a while, but I don't remember. I said that today.
Speaker: I just said that today to one of my contractors. And I started rolling. And he looked at me like I was a fucking jackass. I was like, spoiler alert. And I instantly started laughing. Yes, he's catching on. Yes. And he was like, he looked at me like, what the fuck is wrong with you? I was like, yay. So you took the spoiler alert the same way I took it. But that made sense.
Speaker: And what's crazy is, I was, we was talking to Ted, I did a broadcast to Ted that too long ago, and he was talking about how Smokey said that one time. Yeah. I guess it was catching, I think it was spoiling what Smokey said. We all kind of, we all kind of beat off each other because, you know, I don't mean no disrespect, but you know, I catch myself when I'm about ready to say, put that in your pipe and Smokey, and I'm like, nope.
Speaker: We all be doing shit together on these miles. I told y 'all, man, I keep the community together on purpose. Some of you... No, but at the end of the day, the certain sayings... Make your asses back up here. I got plans for the group of us, and I need everybody doing that. Certain sayings have been repeated so many times by everybody that it's become, like, the whole put that in your Bible spoken. I used to say that back again.
Speaker: You said a vice, you said a vice and I was thinking more of a pulsation but it sort of like it was a pressure and then it went away but then it started going like all this started hurting out the damn blue. Tony remind me I got a there's a there's a stand -up comedian he does a bit seven minutes long.
Speaker: the the the the the the the
Speaker: but that whole penicillin joke that I said, I can't take credit for it, it's his, but he does this whole thing and his name is, I think it's, it's Craig, no, it's Craig Shoemaker. Look up, Craig Shoemaker, the love master cometh.
Speaker: Oh my god. Exactly. Just open it right there. No. You are talking about that. Yeah. I'm gonna go ahead. I'm gonna go ahead and take back what I said earlier. Smoke if you're listening, if you hear this, don't take Jeff about when you go down there. I don't need one. No, but. You need one. You need one. He says some of the funniest shit. He literally, he's, we like, what's his, he says, I know two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Speaker: What? I know two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts, baby. Think about it. So can I. So can Tony. Anybody with two hands can do that.
Speaker: That's not what it means. That's all right. When my wife gets back, when my wife gets back, we're gonna have sex on the front lawn, get arrested for smoking grass. You didn't have sex at the airport when you pick them up right there and get that ticket. No, you're not. No, you know, he's married. Have some more.
Speaker: You like stories? Well, come here and puff the magic around here. Around here, the hamburgers comes with lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, and eggs. La Fayette, man. You know, there's a meme. There's a meme.
Speaker: that rips on Twilight and says the only thing in the vampire role that should sparkle is Lafayette. And I was like, fuck yeah! Lafayette is the greatest thing. You know, his character in the books dies. Oh, he dies quick. In the show, the woman that has her heart ripped out that they find in Andy Belfer's car,
Speaker: That was supposed to be Lafayette. And he did so well that people were like, dude, if you don't keep Lafayette around, we're done watching the show. Yeah. Thanks. Lafayette was probably one of my favorite characters on that show. I love how he calls old girl Hooker all the time. He's like, Hooker? Come on, Hooker. I was all Paris in high school.
Speaker: That dude made gay cool. He showed the boldness of that community, the boldness of his members, not only the pride, but there's no fear. If there is nothing great about that character, most of the people who follow that sexual orientation or whatever, they do not show any fear. And that's the truth. Well, he was scared old Eric. You know what's crazy? He was never, he was never like, he was never like subject to the vampires.
Speaker: or the wolves who were just straight human. Right. Well, that he did. He did tell Eric at one point he told Eric, he says, turn me into a vampire. I'll jump up on that stage and dance my little ass. And then he, and then he died and people lost their minds when he died. Oh man. They lost their minds. It was such an amazing effort. But, but
Speaker: after after Eric gives him Eric's blood after he's been hurt in his leg and he's starting he's dancing in the floor oh my god dude that cracks me up Eric's just sitting there in that chair and off in the background doing the work oh Tim you're crazy
Speaker: That's good, I like that. No, but gentlemen, what's that being said? I hate to be rude, but what that being said? It's about that time. This is the end. We have reached the end of the road. Critical mass. We'll be back, not Saturday.
Speaker: It's a Friday. You only have to wait two days before you get nonsensical nonsense.
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Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until the rocks go red She whispers bells into the wind and she communes with the dead
Speaker: You ate the blade of a bird As I began to breathe, she said Oh, a muggle in the sky Take this back with bite I wanna live forever No, a spirit in the earth Give me a new word Make me a god, Lord
Speaker: When eyes look on and she starts to feast There was a smile on her face as she walked by to leave It's her last to back her head as blood ran down her
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No man, like something sharp. Something like I can stab to defend myself with.
Speaker: I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich crack of pregnant with a cheese baby. All right. Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah, bathroom key. All right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back and that'll be 1362 and I'm going to have to have exact same. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment.
Speaker: Whatever, man. Okay. What's that? What's that? Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker: Oh shit chuck. Oh shit chuck. Oh shit chuck. Oh shit chuck.
Speaker: I'm all out in the sky, take this sacrifice I wanna live forever, now Spirit in the earth, give me whatever, make me a god like you
Speaker: Such a good continuing. It was like this long ad. Thank you, Jeffrey. Oh, hell yeah. That's how you end the show right there, ladies and gentlemen. We appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Jeffrey, what do you got to say to the people?
Speaker: deuces there it is tony d i know you're still in 1998 but let these motherfuckers know right here and now sir live long and prosper oh that's not what i was expecting but there it was
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