Nonsensical Nonsense Ep.6

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Speaker: So the nonsensical nonsense with this guy Glick and the guy down below me that looks like Freddie Mercury Jeff. What's going on, man? Not today. Not today. I got an actual t -shirt on because I had to do some laundry. It's good to see you dressed up for the occasion. Yeah. Well, it's not like I'm going to throw on a suit and tie, but put some clothes on for a change. Dress for the job you want.

Speaker: Before we get too far into this before we get rolling I just want to take a minute. It has been a busy week around here for birthdays With my baby sister, I think she's 29 now maybe 30 her birthday was last Wednesday Yeah, well, I'll be 40. She's like 10 years younger than me

Speaker: And then my old man's birthday, Popster's birthday was Monday. I think he's like 95 now. I don't know. He's getting about that age where he's going to be putting the home. And then today is a very, very special birthday. Not that theirs aren't, but my baby girl, not really my baby girl anymore. Today is her 16th birthday.

Speaker: So, and I live in Mexico. She's going to be driving. Yeah, right. Hopefully. And not only that, but she shares a birthday with my future father -in -law. So happy birthday to all you guys. Happy birthday to everybody. And I do want to give a quick shout out to, uh, I'm pretty sure that, uh, Chris, you might actually agree with me. Our number one fan, my mother.

Speaker: who literally could not wait for episode five to be posted. She literally sat down and rewatched episode five because she's like, it's not ready. Why is it not ready? I can't wait that long. I'm going to be up for tonight. She's like, I can't wait. She said that.

Speaker: Saturday when you when you left me alone to so you could run to the restroom. She thought was hilarious. Nice. I don't know why that's funny but okay. So, I'm sorry. I'm sorry it took me so long, Mom. I will do my best to get this one up and post it as soon as possible. So, maybe if I had a little bit of help on the editing and posting side, it wouldn't take so long but

Speaker: It would be easier, but I'm still trying to figure out how to sign in from this end. I know you can't even sign in to have the social media. Yeah, it's kind of a pain in the ass to do so. It is what it is. If I can do it, you know, I think you can handle it. I'll get my five -year -old to show me how to do it.

Speaker: I don't know. I'll tell you what, you know, most people, we wouldn't be that big of a task to set up all the social media platforms and the email and all this stuff, you know, the, the, the streaming apps and to set up the podcasting app and all that stuff. It wouldn't be that hard for them, but computers, I mean, look at me and listen to my voice computers and I aren't friends.

Speaker: Oh, me neither. Me neither. We're friends in the fact that I want to be friends, but they don't like me. I'm like the nerdy kid that wants to play kickball, but can't walk and chew gum at the same time. I don't even want to be their friends. I mean, we got these smartphones, and I'm like, could I play music and listen to talk radio on it and play games? I don't care about all the other features. Yeah. Well, this phone goes this, this, and this. And I'm like, I don't even know what any of this is. You're one up on me. You have Snapchat.

Speaker: You're one up on me. You have Snapchat. I can't, I don't, I can't be bothered. I have an Instagram account that I almost never use. I should. I've been told a million times, you need to keep posting your Instagram. I'm like, I got other stuff to do.

Speaker: It's the reason why when I posted that we were all live tonight and you said, why do I have to look like the crackhead? Because you don't ever post any pictures. I'm not the person to take. I don't take selfies. I literally, after you posted that picture, I was like, wow, I look like shit. So I literally sat there at my desk in the hotel and I took like 25 selfies and they all looked like crap.

Speaker: I was like, how do I make myself look cool? And I couldn't do it. So that's why you got to download Snapchat. So you can take the pictures on Snapchat and you get all the cool filters and this, that, and everything else. And then you can make yourself look cool. But at the same time, I didn't want to, I didn't want to be that guy to be like, Hey, uh, bro, uh, can you send me, uh, like five or six selfies?

Speaker: No, that does sound a little like you're trying to come on to me. So no, I totally understand why you didn't. And so I don't want to be like, I'm going to send you some selfies. Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't take pictures. My wife takes millions of pictures because she's a chick. And I just, I'm just like, yeah. Uh, I had to take one for work. I had to take one for work. I took one picture and I said, there you go. She's the boss. I was like, uh, can you open your eyes? I'm like, uh,

Speaker: Give me a minute. So much work. I just want to sell and do my job. You mean I got to take pictures too? Good Lord. This was not part of the job description. That's part of the problem that I'm running into with this whole podcast thing because I am horrible about using social media.

Speaker: I mean we're we're we're we're on episode six. I can't believe we already done six of these and people actually I know but and and that we're on six in general is like astonishing to me because I have a TikTok that I haven't posted on in months because I'm like I can't be bothered. Yeah, it's it's probably but this is this is something different. It's it's something I actually look forward to because uh like I said, I said the other day to somebody I said, you know,

Speaker: You and I talk for hours on end about stupid shit anyway, so the difference is we record it. Exactly. Well, and that's the thing, like...

Speaker: I don't talk to I talked to you and I talked to my girlfriend. That's about it as far as social direction. And I like that. I like my little circle every once in a while. I don't I don't I literally there's there's I walk into the hotel where I'm at. And there's 1520 people that are doing the exact same job I am working for other companies. And I don't even I barely acknowledge them. I'm like, Hey, I'm here. Stay out of my way. My little corner, my little section of the desk and

Speaker: call my clients and do my job and go home. What's going on, Hoss? Thanks for tuning in, buddy. He's awesome. What's up, brother? Facebook. Hoss, how you doing? I was late. I was late to. Share and get on Facebook so I can see the comments. Yeah, no, he's yelling at me already. But yeah, I mean. You know, so I do look forward to doing this. I just got to get better at the social media aspect of it.

Speaker: Um, we, we tend to post, we tend to post a lot on the Facebook page, but that's about it. Oh yeah. Well, and that's, that's where I was going with, uh, with, uh, uh, being six episodes in the last thing, the last thing I posted on, on Instagram or jig talk for that matter was episode two. Now, every time, every time I post an episode

Speaker: you know, after I go through the editing and all that jazz, um, I, I share it to Twitter and Facebook instantly. Right. Oh, it's a whole process to share it on the Instagram. That's a whole, uh, uh, almost like a, a, um, what's it was like muscle reflex to post something on Facebook. Yeah. Uh, because, because it's right there. Yeah. Facebook is.

Speaker: No matter I mean, you could be on Facebook for three hours ago. Oh, I'm bored with this go off and like two minutes later, like what's on Facebook? You're like, you know, where Instagram, I think I've opened my Instagram twice in the past two months. Oh, I go on Facebook or Instagram. I look car pictures. I look car pictures.

Speaker: And, uh, I go on there and I'm like, Oh, I'm going to go on there and I'm going to, uh, I'm going to post, but then I just like, uh, I'm bored with Instagram and I don't even post. So it's like, okay. So I got to get better about it. I literally follow, um, a couple of celebrities that I find attractive. Uh, and, um, and car people, car people, car people, uh, there's something about,

Speaker: The, some of the people that post card pictures on Instagram are on a whole nother level of cars. I mean, I saw, I was going to send you a picture of this and say the Volkswagen beetle, but it's lowered to the point where the, you know, you will literally lose part of the floor, but the front end coming off the nose of this, of this beetle is a formula one car.

Speaker: If that makes any sense, I don't know, but it looked cool. Like it was in process of build. Like they're, they're using the beetle as the, the basically the seat and the rest is open wheel race car. I was like, yeah, you're weird, but I want to see what happens. You're weird. I want to see you die. Yeah, because if anybody's ever driven a beetle, an older beetle,

Speaker: for any length of time, they rattle. They don't feel safe. Even a fully restored one. I restored one for a client about two years ago, and I restored every floor panel, the whole nine yards. That thing is brand new.

Speaker: And after I got done driving it back to him, I'm like, this, this thing's still not safe. It's a brand new, you know, he's sunk tons of money into it. I'm like, it still doesn't feel safe. Still scary as shit, but yeah, but now there's some of the people on there. I'm watching a guy right now build an S 10 with a turbo four cylinder out of a boat. That's blowing my mind.

Speaker: Well, he he somebody somebody sent him a message like why don't you put it in LS and you know V8 out of a Silverado or Corbett and he's like what and be like everybody else. I'm like, yeah about a four -cylinder Well four cylinders nowadays if you be above four -cylinder nowadays, you still get like 600 horsepower on it. I

Speaker: That's a crap ton of horsepower from four cylinder motor. Sounds like a lot of work to get that much horsepower out of a four banger. Not really. You're talking the turbo he's using is the size of my head, you know, like the turbo on your car is like the size of my fist compared to the size of my head. So the bigger the turbo, the more pressure you put into the cylinder head and then the more power you get. So a small turbo.

Speaker: aftermarket that you buy that's, you know, the size of like two fists, it puts, well, you'll gain a hundred horsepower right there. So you're talking to something, something the size he's putting in, you know, he'll get two, 300 horsepower just, just by putting on the turbo. I'm not sure on the math there, but it's pretty close. I have no idea.

Speaker: Yeah, you couldn't correct me if I was wrong anyways. I can, I can Google it. Yeah. You know what? Googling, googling, uh, uh, what size turbo you put on a vehicle. There's, there's so many. You got, you know, eBay special that's like 10 bucks and the exact same size one from, from Grady or something like that.

Speaker: cost like $400 and they're two totally different horsepower ratings and boost ratings and all that stuff. So it's, it's, you almost have to have, be extremely specific when it comes to that. It's, it's retarded. It's like you trying to explain, you know, what a safety is in football. I'm just, you're, you're like, duh. And I'm, if you're explaining what a safety is in football, I'm like, duh.

Speaker: Now that we've I couldn't tell you. I think we beat the beat that dead horse enough. Yeah, garage segment. Welcome to Jeff's garage. Follow me for more more useless information that that may not make may not be true, but it sounds good. Yeah, speaking of football. Yeah, those of those of you who may be listening and or watching right now that are football fans.

Speaker: Hopefully, much like myself, you guys are excited. Tomorrow is a big day. Kicks off. NFL draft day starts tomorrow. Ooh. So a lot of teams out there. I'd be interested in watching that after seeing the movie Draft Day. Well, it's not anything like the movie. It's literally, they, you know. Yeah, you don't get the behind the scenes like in the movie, but. Yeah, I think.

Speaker: I don't know. I think the Jets are probably the number one overall pick again for the ninth year in a row or something I honestly don't know who the number one pick is but um You know, it's essentially they're like, oh the Jets you're on the clock and I got five minutes ten minutes or whatever I think it's 15 according to the movie I base everything every info I have about sports based on a movie so I mean

Speaker: You know, if you, you asked me, if you asked me about baseball, I can quote major league with Charlie Sheen and, and, and, uh, money ball, but I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. I love the movie money ball. No. So yeah. Yeah. Now, like I said, tomorrow's a big day for football fans. I know for me, being a Cleveland Browns fan, obviously, um,

Speaker: This is the first draft. This is the first draft in forever that we're going into it. A, not needing a quarterback and B, not really needing anything at all. So we're just adding depth.

Speaker: Now you got teams like Cincinnati, it's going to shoot themselves in the face because they're more likely instead of taking an offensive lineman that they need, they're probably going to take a wide receiver, which will be final for me because Cincinnati will continue to suck and Cleveland will steamroll again tomorrow or this season. So, but I am looking forward to that. That's what I'm going to, I'm going to be doing when I get off work tomorrow is coming home, watching the draft. I don't even know that.

Speaker: And this is a rarity for me. I don't even know that I'll be up long enough to see the Browns make their first round pick because I was going to say, you know, 26, 26 or 28. Usually they're in the top five.

Speaker: But that was because they had the draft order based off of your regular season record. So whoever has the worst record. I thought it was going to be my next question. Because once again, according to the movie, they didn't really went into how, I mean, they explained the trade thing. But I never really understood how they got their original lineup, so to speak, of picking order.

Speaker: Yeah, it's based off of your regular season record, so the worst team will have the number one pick, and then obviously whoever wins the Super Bowl will have the last pick. That explains why the Jets are number one again. Okay, now that totally makes sense now, the comment about the Jets being the Jets. That actually makes sense to me now. The Jets are an absolute disaster.

Speaker: They they can't. All of New York will come down to Ohio and beat on you now. Don't give a god damn. 600 people jump in your door. 600 people jump in your door. 600 people jump in your door. That's all right. I'll start swinging.

Speaker: I'll be that one crazy guy that jumps up on stage and a monster dives into it. Let's dance. Speaking of speaking of diving. I don't know if you posted it to Facebook. But the dried out stingrays. Yeah. Holy crap.

Speaker: If those of you don't know what I'm talking about, somebody has posted a pictures of people collect stingrays, you know, the ones that killed Steve Irwin, and they dry them out like you like, like almost mummify him, so to speak, I guess. And and then they post these pictures, what they look like, they look like aliens. They look they they freaked me out to

Speaker: They they are a incredibly crazy looking. I mean, almost to a point where I had a really fucking cool and and I posted a picture on our Facebook page over at nonsensical nonsense. So if you guys aren't already, go check that out and go follow and you can see what we're talking about. But yeah, that kind of should give you nightmares. I mean, a buddy of mine saw him and he was like, oh, I put that. I didn't hang that up in my wall. I'm like, what are you fucking nuts so it can come down off the wall at night?

Speaker: You're like, you're like half asleep and it's it's dark or you know, you got maybe a little bit of light in there. It's at the foot of the bed. It's hanging at the wall at the foot of the bed and you're like, what the **** is that? You're waking up. They're going, honey, give me the bat. Give me the shotgun.

Speaker: Give me the shotgun. I'm taking this fucking thing out. She's like, we have plenty hung that up last week. I don't know. It's got to die dead. Are you sure? I think you're going to give yourself a fucking heart attack. I mean, they are insane. They are creepy as hell, but at the same time, it's it's really cool the way they look. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't mind if I saw him in like a an aquarium or something, you know, like

Speaker: the evolution of Stingray dried out. That'd be like, well, those are kind of interesting, but these were like for sale to hang on your wall and stuff. And in like somewhere here in the Caribbean or, or I don't know where, but like Jamaica or something. Probably anywhere there's a coastline because you know, Florida's got them and everything else. I mean, all I know is I saw them.

Speaker: I stared at those pictures for the longest time before reading anything. And then it said at the top and dried out stingrays. And I was like, that's what that is. Holy shit. No wonder they killed Steve where when he saw one of these fuckers dried out and they were like, you've seen us naked. We're going to kill you. That's true for true for their alien fuck up demonic. I mean, they look like little demons straight from hell. You know, I mean,

Speaker: you know, the, uh, well, Quebec house, they, the, the government's finally, you know, coming out and they're like, oh, aliens are real. It's like, well, that's what we've all known that for the last 50 years. More than that, the Benny and Barney Hill, Benny and Barney Hill were the first, um, people to be, uh, I guess taken serious. Yeah. Well, they were ducted and then, you know, their story, their story makes sense.

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, they don't know a whole lot about them. They were taking serious to a point. Yeah, but they don't look like the kind of people that are like trying to get fame or fortune or something. Because, you know, they were talking like, what was it? Like, 57, something like that? Or 47? I would say it was like 50. It was like in the 50s, I believe. Actually, 50s, something like that.

Speaker: strangely enough that you brought that up, I was actually watching the thing about them just yesterday. Yeah, I was on YouTube and I fell into an American Horror Story wormhole of videos where, yeah, well, the videos, a guy on YouTube, and he breaks down the true stories behind

Speaker: certain cast members or certain characters on American Horror Story and he was doing it and he was doing asylum so they had a whole big section on on that couple and their abduction and everything like that and you know like I said they were taking they were taking serious to it to a degree but at the same time they were also kind of made out to be more of a spectacle. Well yeah because well the fact that they were a mixed race couple

Speaker: Yeah. That right there says we don't want really the recognition, but this shit happened. And somebody was talking about it. I was watching a video where they're talking about it and nobody knows where the car is. And the car, apparently the back of the car was all fucked up like scratches on the trunk and shit. And I'd be like, that'd be something to see.

Speaker: Yeah, we'll never see it. Just like we'll never see inside area 51. We'll never know who killed Kennedy or, or, or who actually killed Jeffrey Epstein. Well, there's certain things that I don't care how much.

Speaker: I'm drinking water today just because I have it. I had a huge headache earlier. Like I took an ibuprofen the size of a horse. That's one of the eight hundreds. Yeah. Well, yeah, something like I was huge, but it's gel form. So it's really weird.

Speaker: but also this thing just got interesting.

Speaker: But but stockings, Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein, three things that didn't hang himself. Did you watch the documentary about that dude? About Epstein? Yeah. The Epstein filthy rich or whatever it was. What's going on, Sid? Hello. Hey, Sid, how you doing?

Speaker: Uh, no, uh, because, because you got to laugh at a horse. That's a good positive thing. Um, no, because again, I just don't care enough. They like, the guy was a scumbag. The guy was an awesome scumbag. Well, I wanted to know. He's got, he's got, he apparently had cameras like lipstick cameras, you know, talking like dime size in the wall of his mansion in New York.

Speaker: And there's apparently hundreds and hundreds and maybe thousands of hours of video from all over the house.

Speaker: of very powerful people. I'm like, I want access to that. That's the thing. I mean, you know, they were doing a quarter of the things that were said that they were doing. Of course he's going to have video. Of course he's going to have pictures. You know, that's what we like to call blackmail and extortion. There's a reason why somebody gave him that big ass house in New York.

Speaker: And there's a reason why somebody gave him the island. They didn't do it out of the kindness of their fucking heart. He was like, Hey, I'm looking at this island. They're like, it's yours. It's yours. Here's the keys, motherfucker. Like I said, just give me one rich guy's, uh, folder. I'll take it. Right. Sid says, uh, Sid in the chat says we, uh, we look like some dudes that would deep fry the heck out of a turkey.

Speaker: We're just kind of people. Have you ever tried that? Have you ever tried that? I have never done it personally. Have you tried it? Um, yeah, yeah, no, I've eaten it several times. I haven't, I haven't gotten a chance yet. I have a deep fryer, so I'm gonna, I think, uh, I'm gonna deep fry me some turkey this, this year.

Speaker: Um, chat amongst yourselves. My son is blowing me up on my phone and I don't know what's going on. So let me see. Why are you guys live? Yeah, I don't know what he's doing, but he's called me like six times, even after I've sent him a message telling me that I'm right in the middle of recording a podcast. So give me, give me a minute. Oh shit. That's funny.

Speaker: No, I truly, I truly believe that there's some evidence out there that I, that, uh, on some people that you want to, I'd love to get some info on, but the whole deep fried Turkey thing, I think that it sounds good, but looks extremely dangerous. I don't, I've never tried that. I'd like to. So anybody wants to send me a giant deep fryer, deep fried Turkey, I'll do it live on, on Facebook or on YouTube. I think I'd be cool.

Speaker: Um, I guess he's almost off the phone. Uh, I don't know. I'm lost. Oh, he's back. Thank God. Don't run out of shit to say. Podcast etiquette. I was just talking about, uh, I've never tried the whole deep fried turkey thing, but if somebody wants to send me a big deep fryer, I'll deep fry one live on Haps. Uh, no, it's,

Speaker: they're they're amazing but you gotta be careful because um well people have lost houses because of that **** Yeah, you get like too much like moisture or moisture. Well, no, the problem is I've seen the videos. The problem is people don't defrost their **** Turkey first. They don't get 100 % frosting yet. Hoss is the resident pit boss. He might he might have a better idea. So, yeah, everything's fine. Sorry about that interruption guys.

Speaker: Uh, yeah, I just rambled about Turkey, but it's storming up here. So, and my son is not a big fan of storms and it just storm where they were. So he was calling me to tell me.

Speaker: I was like, I was like, dude, I'm, I'm literally right in the middle of recording my podcast. And he was like, I know. We're watching. Yeah. I was like, so why did you call me? I said, I sent you a message and I was like, Hey buddy, I'm right in the middle of recording my podcast. You know, I turned the mic off. I stayed on camera. You were talking and it was like, Hey buddy, I'm right in the middle of recording my podcast. Um, um,

Speaker: And I said, is everything okay? And then he was like blown. I'm like, oh god. Did something happen? Did they kill? Did one of the kids kill the other one? You know, are they trying to hide a body? What's going on? He's just telling you a story about his day and you're like, I gotta go. There's a storm coming your way. Okay. I'm like, all right. I said, was it bad? And he was like, no, not really. I'm like, okay, dude, I gotta go. And he's like, um, so anyways, uh, bye. I love you. And I was like, okay.

Speaker: my son. My son's uh staying at his grandmother's uh overnight and he called me. He's like, did you watch Falcon and Winter Soldier without me? And I'm like, yeah, I had to. He said, why? Why did you have to? I said, cuz Chris and I are gonna discuss it today and he's like, you watched it without me. What happened? Tell me. So, I kinda did a quickie quickie breakdown.

Speaker: He's like, is anybody really cool in it? I was like, well, yeah, I mean, you know, Falcon Winter Soldier. He's like, no, but I mean, does Captain America show up? I'm like, not the one you know. The asshole one does. The fake one. Yeah, but I remember when they when they first when the first couple episodes came out, when they first show the fake Captain America, people were like, oh, a lot of people don't like

Speaker: the new Captain America. I'm like, of course not. He's made to look like an asshole. He wasn't made to be likable. I'm like, did you people not watch the show? Because that's what was running through my head. I was like, okay. As soon as as soon as you see him, he's got this shitty grin on and he just looks like a douchebag. And you're like, yeah, I'm not gonna like this guy. And

Speaker: Yeah. The reason he's not, he wasn't written. He wasn't written to be a nice guy or, or a, well, even technically he's a good guy, but he, he, he wasn't cut out to be captain America. He's just an asshole. But like I said, he, he did his acting did really good because you believed the guy was an asshole.

Speaker: That's a that's a that's a true mark of a good actor is if you watch, I mean, did you ever see the movie The Good Son with Macaulay Culkin? No, that movie is old as hell, too. And yeah, that movie is old as fuck. But I'm telling you, you watch that and you're like, wow, I hate this fucking kid. I hate this fucking kid. And, you know, it was I'm sure it was something that he didn't even.

Speaker: Well, yeah, I'm sure there are people that hate it even home alone. Well, my my dad was like, he was finding that home alone. We'll watch this movie and we watch and he's like, wow, this kid's a fucking asshole. Yeah, it's totally and but that's the the mark of a good actor that he can play the kid that everybody loves or most 90 % of people love and then he plays the person you're like, wow, I want to kill this kid. I want to punch this kid in the face. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: that's what I'm saying. Apparently, it's supposedly, I don't know if it's true. I haven't looked it up. Maybe you could on your Google Meister that supposedly, it's Kurt Russell's son that plays the fake Captain America. I have no idea what. Well, before we get into this, anybody who has not seen spoilers that his his parents are curtain Goldie and Kurt Russell and Goldie Han. I'll be them. There you go.

Speaker: Goldie Hahn. Those are two really good genes to have. Yeah. This guy looks like a fucking turd. Maybe it's just because I hated him and Falcon and Winter Soldier. But yeah, anybody who is currently watching Falcon and Winter Soldier plans on watching it, you might want to tune out for

Speaker: like, you know, we're not going to spend a lot of time on it because we got to try. Yeah, there's nothing. There's no reason to spend too much time on it. But other than the fact that it was really good. It was an amazing show. Like I said, me being a comic book nerd growing up, I love how much they see. I never read. I never read a lot of the Captain America comics just because access.

Speaker: Oddly enough, I read a lot more DC, and I was really into Ghost Rider for a while. I don't know why. Yeah, Ghost Rider was always really good. And I was hugely into Punisher. But how close to the comics was the show?

Speaker: I know. I know when Falcon comes out as Captain America, the uniform is like spot on. Yeah, it was all pretty much spot on. Even to the fact that they that they that they had Torres in the show, which was at the first episode, the the Air Force guy that was that was helping Sam. Oh, yeah. The roadie.

Speaker: No, not Ruby. Oh, okay. Yeah, you're talking about that on the show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, they showed me, they showed me kicking in the streets. Yeah. And like with the super soldiers. Yeah. Yeah. They showed me in the streets with the super soldiers and he got his ass handed to him. Yeah. Well, Torres becomes Falcon. Oh, does it? Yeah. They teased him a little bit because

Speaker: when uh somebody ripped the wings off the old suit and he's talking to Torres and and he's like do you want to take this with you and and falcon literally tells him keep him yeah keep him so

Speaker: like little little things in there that they that they dropped it. It was like, oh, okay. Oh, yeah. The one the one question I have was the chick from Seinfeld. Who is she in the first of all, I'm a bad guy. So I never watched Seinfeld. Okay, well, she was Val.

Speaker: She's the one that went to fake Captain America after he lost a shield. And she, she, she handed, handed his wife that card. The wife's like, who are you? And she doesn't say anything to her hands or a card. And then when she walks away, the cards blank. They're like, there's nothing on this. Yeah. But who was that in the comics? I mean, what the hell?

Speaker: Um, I'm trying to see, she's one of those. She basically, I don't know what agency she works for, but she fronts fake fake ass captain America when he becomes US agent. Right. I'm guessing she's like CIA or, or, or, um, one clandestine black ops shit.

Speaker: Yeah. So she's the one that funds them and gives them his new suit and all that stuff. Right. But I don't know right off the top of my head. What her name is. What agent she works for. Because US agent, is it a good guy? Is it really a bad guy? He kind of floats in between and just does whatever the hell he wants in the comics.

Speaker: But I'm curious to see if they continue his character on Falcon and Winter Soldier or now Captain America and Winter Soldier. Right. Cause at the end there, it literally says Falcon, Winter Soldier. And then, uh, word Falcon does, uh, fades away and it comes up as Captain America and Winter Soldier. And I was like, now did you notice a little bit of the wokeness of the show?

Speaker: There's a little bit of woke area. Oh yeah. And you're going to have that in every, it wasn't, it wasn't profound, but it was there. It wasn't in your face. Yeah, exactly. There's a couple of new shows out that they shove it so far down your throat. I can't even watch it. I'm like, Oh, it's too woke.

Speaker: It's it's they're they're trying to. No, it was. I want to listen. It was there enough to get your attention, but it wasn't there enough to make you. Come on. Right. Just for the watch. Bucky and Sam. Yeah. No, the fight between the the chicks from Wakanda and Fake Cap and Winter Soldier and and Falcon, those chicks are badass. Big ass, big ass Captain America thought he was a

Speaker: The problem I have with that scene is Zemos ducks out and goes down to that sewer. Nobody thought maybe we should follow him. Well, they did like there's no, they were like, there's the hole. We know he went down there. Let's go out the front door. I was like, you know, the opportunities right there. He couldn't have gone that far. You're reading too much. It's a sewer.

Speaker: He's he's gotta get away. So, I remember Bucky can have their uh come to Jesus meeting and then he goes back to Wakanda willingly. You know, like him and Bucky have their have their meeting and and and kind of squash everything to a certain degree and then. That therapy scene. That therapy scene. Correct me up.

Speaker: when they're they're arguing about spread your legs. No, you spread your legs. Oh, my God. They they play so well off each other that you're just I mean, they did it in in Civil War as well. Yeah. Well, and they're like that in real life, the way they got you. If you sit down and get another wormhole that I like to fall into on YouTube is Comic Con. Oh, yeah. And Anthony Mackey and

Speaker: the the

Speaker: And and they do it with the doing Tom Holland as well. Yeah, they were giving Tom Holland shit about Something about the spider -man movie and he and Tom Holland fired right back and he says he says well I haven't heard seen the Falcon movie yet. Oh, that's right. There isn't one But um, but yeah, so I mean those two just just fuck with each other constantly so that

Speaker: the the

Speaker: and then when he meets Sarah, he's like, hey, I'm Bucky. And Sam's just like, motherfucker, I'm right here. But the whole, them fixing up the boat thing was kind of funny as well because Sam's sitting over the hammer trying to pry off that piece of metal and all of a sudden Bucky just comes over the metal arm just. But something that I was watching,

Speaker: Watch Mojo. And they were talking about scenes from that. And when the pipe starts spraying out and Bucky uses the pliers instead of his metal hand, Sam asked him, he says, why didn't you use the metal arm? He says, Oh, I'm right handed. I didn't even think about it. Yeah. And you see him later on, uh, when he gets the call from the, the super soldier chick,

Speaker: that's running the whole bad guys, quote unquote, he takes the phone with the metal arm. So he does good with his right arm and the sketchy stuff with his left. Oh yeah. So you know what I mean? It's like, he's like, I only, I use this hand for, like if Sam called him, he would pick up with his right hand.

Speaker: But if, you know, somebody, if Zemo calls him, he's going to pick up with a metal arm. And I thought it was kind of cool. Yeah. There's a whole bunch of those hidden little, uh, yeah, little, little subtle, subtle things that you wouldn't even think of until you watch it like four or five times. And which just tells me that the people that watch Mojo got way too much time on their hands. Oh, well, watch Mojo, uh, again is another one of those, you know, their videos were 10, 20 minutes long.

Speaker: You know, I like to go sit down and take my 45 -minute shits as my girlfriend tells me I do. It's just like one place in the house that I'm not bothered. You don't get bothered, yeah, except for the fact that the kids come to the door and go, hey, Dad, what are you doing? That's actually Summer that does that. She slides me little love notes under the door.

Speaker: which I love. Don't get me wrong. It cracks me up because it'll be like, no, my my kids will come to the door and knock on door. What are you doing? And I always tell them the same thing. I'm building a rocket. What do you think I'm doing? My kids, I've always known that when I when I go to the bathroom, leave me alone. Let me let me do it. I'm just giving my my time. Let me do my thing. Yeah. Yeah. My kids, my kids have no boundaries when it comes to shit like that.

Speaker: My wife will send me texts, are you done? I'm like, no, I'm almost finished with this game. Let me finish this race. I'm busy, leave me alone. I'm contemplating life. The secrets of life, yeah.

Speaker: I'm fixing the world's problems. Leave me alone. I'm sorry. I was so close. You made me lose it all. I got to start all over. Yeah. You get into those videos made on YouTube. The next thing you know, like your entire lower half is asleep and you're like, well, I guess I gotta be done. And you fall off the fucking toilet. Oh no, but not only that YouTube is dangerous like that. I remember, you know,

Speaker: watching on the phone or on on the TV is one thing. But when you're the old setup, I don't know how it is on laptops anymore. But the old setup where they have the recommended videos on the side, you'll go through a rabbit hole and 10 minutes will turn into 12 hours real quick. And you don't even know where you started.

Speaker: Yeah, you get the recommended videos underneath the video, so I won't even go full screen. I'll just start scrolling through the recommended videos while I'm watching another video. And it's just like, oh, that looks good. And I'll click on it just long enough that it will go into my library as recently viewed. That way you can come back to it later.

Speaker: But the only downfall of that is a lot of times when you click on another video, you're like, all right, well, I'm going to go back to the video I was just watching. It takes you right back to the freaking whole screen. It's like, God damn it. Yeah. I don't remember where I was. I don't remember where I was. You got to spend two or three minutes trying to hit that sweet spot right where you were, where you were. Yeah. Where you can in the meantime, you could just watch the whole video and then go on to the next one in the same amount of time.

Speaker: No, but the one of the things if I really want to fall into a wormhole, I'll put in just conspiracy theories into YouTube. Yeah. And I'm I'm done for the next 12 hours. I'm gone. You can't find me. I don't know where I started. I can't do conspiracy theories. I love watching shit on JFK and 9 11. That's it. Just yeah, I can't I can't do conspiracy theories because

Speaker: the conspiracy theorists and Kevin Hawley you're becoming one are fucking lunatics. Some of them are fucking way out there. It's like what drugs are you on that you believe anything has come out of your mouth. The one that cracks me up is that that 9 11 was was predicted by the $20 bill, you know, because if you fold it just right, it shows two towers burning. I'm like, you know what?

Speaker: If you fold it just right, you can make it look like a spaceship. If you fold it just right, you can make it look like I'm on the $20 bill. Let me see that $20 bill. I'm going to show you how to fold it just right so it ends up in my pocket. My wallet. Anybody wants to sponsor us.

Speaker: I'm going to start. I'm going to start tagging. Budweiser Coca Cola. I'm going to start tagging and and Marlboro. Hashtag him Budweiser all of our videos just to see if maybe I'll get their attention one day. I'm like, I've been drinking beer since I was 15 years old, you sons of bitches. There is no better sponsor than this guy.

Speaker: 25 years strong drinking your beer. They'll send you a case of beer. We're like, okay, there's free beer. Now shut up. We'll leave us alone. We don't want to watch your silly podcast. I'm only going to shut up until this case is gone. So you have exactly about well and a half hour blackmail. Why are we paying this guy money? He sucks.

Speaker: He's a multi -billion dollar company getting screwed over by some jackass on Facebook. He's got 400 social media accounts. We can't just ignore him. He's tagging us in every damn thing.

Speaker: He took a picture of a tree and tagged us. He says it was in Anheuser -Busch. The tree was in St. Louis, Missouri. Inspiration brought to you by Budweiser. Did you become one of the real men of genius?

Speaker: Today we salute you, Mr. Blackmails of Major Corporation. For free beer. For free beer. All he wants is free beer. He doesn't even want money. What the fuck? He wants a cake -a -rater. He wants a cake -a -rater, a free cake above, and a Cleveland Browns tap. That's all he wants.

Speaker: We can buy you some cheap. This is cheap. We're saving money. How can you give it to me? Well, that's hilarious. I I do enjoy Budweiser. Many many flavors and varieties of Budweiser. I use Budweiser. So so my dumb ass today, I get a friend request on Facebook and I just didn't know the connection. It was like and it was Budweiser.

Speaker: And I was like, Oh my God, this is awesome. Budweiser wants to be my friend on Facebook. I get all excited that I click on it. And it was like, it was Budweiser spelled wrong. First of all, I think it was like some guy, like the guy's name, other names was like D pep.

Speaker: something or another. Oh, you son of a bitch. I mean, I went for beer. You got me. I went for beer like super excited to just pissed at a matter of seconds. I was like, oh, you motherfucker. I want to come to India or Egypt or wherever you are and kick your ass. And make you buy me beer. Come to your country where you're not even allowed to drink beer and make you buy me beer.

Speaker: I like screenshots and everything. I was going to I was going to make a post like, oh, well, it's funny. If you wouldn't have noticed the misspelling of Budweiser, you would have been ripped to shreds by patrols just going, oh, you're retarded. It was spelled right. It was all spelled right.

Speaker: And they capitalize the I in the middle. And then you like go to their page and it's all Budweiser posts. And I'm like, some don't seem right here. I was like, oh, you mother fucker, man. I was all the way up here like, hell yeah. And then instantly I was brought back down. I wasn't going to be my friend.

Speaker: They don't even know I exist. They've not bought their corporate cars. I bought somebody Mercedes. Somebody's kids went through college because of my drunk ass. That's hilarious.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: I'm not allowed to have any more pictures or any more video chats or anything like that. I don't even get to see her again until July at this point. That's the funny thing is I have the TikTok channel. I have my YouTube channel and you know, all this stuff. And every time I do like a TikTok where I turn to my wife or something, she's like, you post that and you're dead. I'm like, why?

Speaker: She's like, I don't have any makeup on. I'm like, babe, you're beautiful. What the hell? She's like, no, I don't want people knowing. I'm like, what? Are you embarrassed? She's like, no, it's not about that. I'm not ready. I don't know. I think I'd be more afraid of the fact that.

Speaker: It sounds like she may have spit personalities because her voice goes from sounded like this to like, does she not have a Spanish accent? That's the thing. She does. She's going to kill me. But the funniest thing when she gets angry, she'll, she'll tell me to stop. She'll go stop, stop. But she doesn't say stop.

Speaker: because English is in her second language. She says, it's stop. It's stop. It's stop. So I started saying it back. She gets mad. And she's like, it's stop. I'm like, it's stop. Latino chicks will stab you. Oh, yeah. For no reason, let alone if you give them a reason. Well, one of the things that that will will

Speaker: When you start dating a Latin chick, you'll, you'll realize one thing. They bite, they bite literally my wife out of nowhere. She was like, I love you so much. And then bite my arm and I'm like, Holy shit, that's attached. I think it's all women in general, but my wife will get me, she'll get me right here in the, in the, in the soft spot of the, the bicep, just shove her face into your armpit. I smell good though.

Speaker: That'd be too much pleasure. It should bite me again. That's the problem. Crickets never smoking. Why do I gotta look like the cranky? Seriously, that was like the worst picture of me ever. I'm like, because I was, I watched these things on YouTube, like how to get better, more views and, and how to, how to, uh, get,

Speaker: break the algorithm for YouTube. So when I post a YouTube video, you're supposed to have yourself a picture, a picture of a person, preferably yourself, a little bit of a description in words, no more than four or five words or something like that, and a picture of what you're doing. So I'm like, goofy, selfie, picture and do all this stuff. And

Speaker: you pick the out of out of like the twenty -five pictures I have up there, you pick the goofiest one. Thank you. You know, I have pictures and that's the thing. I think the one that was the easiest to edit because you know, the pictures that are there are of you and your family and you don't really get it. Yeah.

Speaker: Just send me selfies, okay? Yeah, I'll get right on that. I'll just spend the next day taking selfies. Yes, exactly. The funny thing is, when we got this phone, it came with a plan with my wife's phone. And she's like, here, you take this one. It's got a really good camera. And I'm like, why? She's like, well, you do YouTube. I'm like, oh, okay. And then I never used the actual picture

Speaker: But the camera's supposedly really good, I don't know. But I don't take pictures. I take pictures of weird stuff that I see.

Speaker: Yeah. And that's the other thing. I'm I'm I'm like creeping through your your **** Facebook and Instagram with all 10 pictures on your Instagram and I'm I'm like, why is he taking **** pictures of a goddamn rock? There's 10 of them. No, that was my kid. That was my kid. My kid, my kid were literally my daughter. She will grab my phone and take she she can't unlock it because she doesn't know the code but she can open the camera and she'll take 15 pictures

Speaker: because she holds the button thinking it's video. She'll hold the button and it'll take a 25 pictures of one thing. And it's like, why is it a picture of your big toe? But then I don't know. Yeah, she'll post it. She won't even realize she posted it. Yeah, no, I had to go to my kids used to because

Speaker: I bought a tablet a couple of years ago for no fucking reason. I learned the fact that it was like 60 bucks. It was in the scratch and open box section at Best Buy. And it was like 60 bucks and it was normally like $300. And I don't think up until this point I've ever really used it that much. But my kids were using it. Well, for Christmas this year, I just bought them all brand new tablets. And I was like, give me my tablet back.

Speaker: and uh i get out there and they're there's like they've eaten up all the memory on it because they're taking pictures and they're making videos and it's like and it would be like my my son would make a video and we'd be like oh and today on blah blah blah we're going to look at my my superheroes and it would be 15 minutes long i'm like

Speaker: What are you doing, dude? And he doesn't post it to anywhere. He doesn't post it anywhere. It's just for himself. Yeah. And my girls would do the same thing. It'd just be random ass videos of them singing and dancing. And I'm like, this is why there's no memory. This is why you can't download games or anything because you guys have freaking four hour epic movies on this thing. Spielberg would be jealous. Calm down, Spielberg and Scorsese.

Speaker: these are these are the vendors and these are the Justice League and now they're on a fight. I'm like, gosh, he's grabbing dolls and banging on the air.

Speaker: So I know all about that. I mean, I I kept a couple videos just because they they they cracked me up. They made me. Yeah. Some of them are actually really cute. But some of them you're like, really? Yeah. What is wrong with you? Does your kid does your kid any of your kids ever collect like rocks that they found a rock? Yeah. My son is my oldest son is obsessed with rocks. I mean,

Speaker: I have enough rocks in his bedroom right now that I could gravel. I was cleaning his room this weekend and I was like, dude, pick up your rocks. What am I going to do with them?

Speaker: why did you bring him in the house you have you have rock sex like we bought him like like these like felt bags to put his brown royal bags but they're like that type of bag oh it's like put them in your rock bag I'm like

Speaker: I was like, well, you got one or two options. Go get him a rock polisher. Yeah. I said you can put him in the bag and get him up off the floor. I'm going to go buy a slingshot and I'm going to start shooting you with him. He's like, you can just get out of a slingshot. You gave him an idea. I'm going to come home with a rock through my fucking TV.

Speaker: Well, of course, just don't show him the slingshot I brought in when we did that egg toss thing for science class at Career Center. That three -person order. Yeah, that thing was awesome. That was actually my cousin's. I don't know where the hell he got it, but I've been looking for one ever since. They got it taken away for a while when my younger cousin was in junior high because him and his buddies were standing on the roof.

Speaker: of the house slinging eggs at the neighbor's house. 300, 400 yards away, just that's one of those things that you go to like a bike, the bike trail.

Speaker: post up in the cut and then you just start shooting people. Oh, yeah. Get you one of those ghillie suits. That thing you could I mean, I think we re we hit the record at like almost 300 yards in in in class. Yeah. I vaguely remember that. It was like some kind of

Speaker: to traction. We had to build or some shit. Yeah. Well, it was, you could build or bring something and I was like, fuck that. My cousin's got a slingshot that'll kill anything. And I don't remember who was, who was onto my team, but we launched them fuckers and

Speaker: I remember somebody took a two by four and dug a hole and it went like a foot and a half. And I was like, really? I was like, stand back, boys. I got this. We're going to put you in that thing and launched you across the. Oh my gosh. Uh, did you see the YouTube video where the guys made a, they made a giant slingshot and shot the guy across into a like kiddie pool.

Speaker: Don't wait. Yeah. These, these guys made a slingshot like full on big, like they use like 400 yards of, um, uh, medical tubing that they use to tie off with and, and strapped dude in it and shot him into a kiddie pool. There was like 40 feet away.

Speaker: Why a kiddie pool?

Speaker: but I'm pretty sure the video is fake and I'm pretty sure it's been deemed as fake because there's like, what? Because he goes, he had to go at least a hundred yards and he lands in this kiddie pool and stands up like it was nothing. I'm like, if you're going that far, that fast and land in a kiddie pool, that's only got like five inches of water in it, you're going to do more than stand up and dance around. You're going to hurt, but the video look cool. The video cool.

Speaker: I think Twisted Tea has like twisted tea catapults. So, you've you've seen that Twisted Tea video. Yeah. Yeah. You can shoot. You can but I think it's a real thing where you can just shoot your bloody **** twisted teeth. Now, I don't know who would like to twist the teeth. Well, that guy that knocked that kid out, dude. That guy that knocked that kid

Speaker: Let me twist the tea put up what twisted tea on the map where the point where I was like I'd try that Is it I'm weird like that like I buy like if I buy a monster Here the monster energy drink. I only buy the black can with a green I don't buy the other ones cuz I'm afraid that it might taste bad. I like the white can I

Speaker: And then they got the black can with the red. That one's really good. And then they got the blue, which is really good. There's a couple, but I try to stay away from monster because the problem with me with drinking monster is, uh, I crash hard. So I ended up drinking three or four of them in a day because that crash was so hard and so fast that I need them. So.

Speaker: Uh, well, uh, then I get all jittery and shaky. You've, you've heard about NOS energy drink, right? Uh, I know what it is. I don't, I don't. Okay. Well, NOS energy drink sponsored a YouTube channel called donut and donut talks about it's, it's car show and they spot in their main host. They're like, we're going to give you enough. You know, we're going to give you money and we're going to give you enough NOS energy drinks.

Speaker: And they, you know, the sponsors, the main host is like 25 years old. And he had a heart attack because he drank too much of this. It's a contributing factor to, you know, it's not good for you.

Speaker: No, not at all. Because it's way too much caffeine and which is why my wife won't let me buy it. Every once in a while I'm allowed to buy one. I buy one down here. It tastes the same. It's not the same amount of caffeine. It's called Viva 100 % or something like that. It tastes exactly like Monster but it only costs like 50 cents as opposed to $3 a can. Yeah, I drink Mountain Dew Kickstart.

Speaker: can't get better down here when that one the fuck kind of Connie bullshit is that but I don't know what it is it's weird you can but if you want to pay like five dollars for a small can yeah but the the kickstart it's it's it's a whole hell of a lot cheaper than all the other ones but it literally just gives me that little little kick in the ass that I need in the morning when when coffee

Speaker: Well, I don't like coffee. So I love coffee. But uh, but there's no crash. So I can drink one. I usually I'll drink two throughout the day, but it doesn't like shoot me through the moon and leave me all jittery and shaky and all that stuff. Um, that's, that's the problem with monsters is like, uh, it doesn't, it doesn't get me all jittery or anything, but I love the taste. So.

Speaker: If I had enough money, I'd buy four or five and drink four or five in a row and of course die of a heart attack. So my wife won't let me buy them because of that fact. Yeah. That's the thing. I get real jittery and shaky off of them, but at the same time, I need three or four of them to make it through the day after I have that first one because the crash is so bad. It's ridiculous. Yeah. I'm allowed to have a Coke, you know, Coca -Cola. And, uh, you know, I buy three liter every day.

Speaker: Coke and you know, cuz I I drink it throughout the day and then I drink with my meals and stuff. I'll be interrupted. You can keep talking. Go ahead. But it's one of those things that's like you can't you can't drink those high energy drinks all the time because they'll kill you literally. It's ridiculous. Oh my ear. It's just it's it's one of those things. I can't do it. It's not good for you. See finally,

Speaker: I'm not the one being interrupted because my kids are at the grandparents, grandmothers for the next couple of days because I don't know why. Nobody tells me anything. They just, we're going to grandma's. All right, it's fine by me. See you when you get back. Fucking little neighbor kids. Nice. I'm expecting a package for my daughter's birthday from summer.

Speaker: Okay, neighbor kid. He just like comes over and he knows that catch isn't, you know, my son isn't here on Wednesdays, but he comes over every Wednesday night and I'm like, first of all, dude, it's like eight o 'clock. My, our, we have, uh, and I'm trying to explain how the houses are set up. We're, we're in a gated community and there's 67 houses in the, in the gated community and fucking.

Speaker: There, there's a couple of kids, my, my kids age. And if I walked to go, you know, open the gate for my wife, these kids are like, are you, can your kids come and play? And I'm like, it's nine o 'clock at night. No, they're in bed. Go away. Or it's, you know, it's six o 'clock in the morning. My wife's heading to work. Go to go away. It's way too early. I'm not even awake yet.

Speaker: Go play the poem. Frank Lynch in the comments said that he was hooked on Monster Energy Zero Ultra a couple of years ago and he understands and I understand I like the manic it produces. It's a dangerous thing.

Speaker: When I tell you don't grow a monster if you want to sponsor us I'll put a big monster on the wall back here, but yeah, I I love the taste I can't It's good. I agree. I do like the taste but That's like long road trips like when I was moving up here and we've made several trips back and forth from South Carolina to Ohio and

Speaker: Yeah, but it was usually after I would get off work at night. So I would get up at six, five, six o 'clock in the morning and work until six or seven o 'clock that night. Literally come home, grab something to eat in the shower or whatnot, and then hit the road. And I would drink four or five of them sons of bitches because by the time we got back, by the time we got up to Ohio, I would have been up for

Speaker: well over 24 hours but then I'd get up here and I'd be so exhausted but I couldn't I couldn't fall asleep because I had all that shit in my system and my heart would just be like pounding out. It almost be almost be better if you did cocaine. Yeah. Not that I know what that does but apparently it's the the liquid equivalent.

Speaker: Yeah, no, 45 break say no, which I had one now four or five is potential the heart stopping But now like like like I said, I like the kickstart because it gives me that extra Oh that I need to get down and I can drink a couple of them keeps me going and I don't have that same I don't have that crash. I don't have that jittery feeling right or anything like that. So I

Speaker: I try to, I try to stay away from monster and awesome bang. Bang is fucking disgusting. And you jackasses that swear on bang being delicious. You need to push your head. That stuff's disgusting. That stuff is disgusting. I wish I could get the flavor of the black and green monster without the, all the damn caffeine. Cause the flavor, I love the flavor.

Speaker: I don't know if you guys can get flavored bait juice and stuff down there, but I used to, there was a guy on eBay, I think, years ago when I was on Periscope. And I was going down.

Speaker: vape and chill is what we call the first show. Uh, I used to order bottles of juice for him and he can make and flavor. And I actually had a monster flavored and it was like a dead ringer. It was so good. But, uh, yeah, he used to live with all kinds of free juice just because I would send people to him all the time. It's kind of like an unofficial official sponsor. Right. When I was vaping, I bought, I bought like a really cheap vape.

Speaker: and I bought uh the the juice that I bought was popcorn flavored. It's butter popcorn. Oh, it was **** amazing. I've I've probably had every flavor under the sun and I've had bought flavors specifically um I had a really good chocolate flavor. Yeah, I I love mixing the the I did I did a strawberry and popcorn butter mix that was really good.

Speaker: because just straight strawberry was too, too strawberry, you know, it's too, too much fruit, but you mix it with like a little bit of grape or, or even with the chocolate, the chocolate and strawberries. Holy shit. That was awesome. Back in the, back in the day when I first started, I had a, uh, a, uh, Pepsi and Jack Daniels flavor. Nice. It was so, it was ridiculous how good it was.

Speaker: It was like, man, I could just pump on that bad boy all day and not get fucking drunk as hell. And it tastes exactly like Jack Daniels and Betsy. It was also, what is the bulletproof morning blend? Is that a coffee? That's what I was about to ask. So you should look into bulletproof morning blend takes five minutes to make, but you feel great, have amazing energy and lose weight. I think he called me fat. I think he did.

Speaker: somebody else fat shaming you today. Not me. Oh, he said doesn't like it's a recipe. It's a diet recipe. Bulletproof coffee. It's coffee. Oh, okay. I was getting ready to go. I'll be fed all day. At least I'm not five foot two. Hey, you know what? I'll be as big as around as he says I'm not affiliated. Just addicted.

Speaker: Uh, you know what? I don't, I don't have a problem. If I gained 400 pounds tomorrow, I don't think I'd have a problem with it as long as I could still function. Uh, well, how much do you weigh right now? Like 145, 150, something like that. I don't think you'd be able to function too well at 500. Well, you know what I mean though. I mean, I, I, I haven't got your belly. You know, I don't drink beer, but he doesn't want 400 pounds.

Speaker: I'd be big as round as I am tall. You'd look like that. You'd look like that little bitch from Willy Wonka.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Oh, you're talking about the violet. Violet. Yeah. Yeah. That little, that little bit that turned into like a giant blueberry or whatever. Yeah. The original Lily Wonka, not that crap. One with Johnny Depp. I saw a TikTok about that. I know she's a child and I shouldn't call her a bitch but that kidney. No, it's not that chick. That chick needed a punch in the nose.

Speaker: Uh, I watched, I watched the tick tock yesterday about Willy Wonka, about the original. And it's the, the question was, if you could punch any fictional character in the face, because, you know, the character is an asshole on screen or so, who would it be? And this guy pops up a picture of uncle Joe. He says this motherfucker, this is who I would punch because

Speaker: The dad slaved away and everybody's lollygagging around the kids, you know, doing stuff. But uncle Joe just sitting there for 20 some odd years in bed. But soon as he's got a chance to go to the fucking chocolate factory, this motherfucker dance around like Michael Jackson.

Speaker: I'm going to the chocolate factory. Fuck y 'all. That's a dick. I never really thought about it. I was like, wow, that is kind of a dick move on that guy's part. I never really watched the movie that much. I wasn't a big fan of it. That's a good question. We should put that on Facebook. Maybe on Instagram. I know who my answer is for that. My answer is not Uncle Joe. Going back to the whole

Speaker: Harry Potter nerd here is Dolores Umbridge that that bitch. Oh, she's just mean Ask your daughter ask your daughter about who is Dolores Umbridge and if she would punch her in the face and I guarantee your daughter like I'd knock that bitch I can't watch that I can't watch that episode of

Speaker: Harry Potter for that movie of Harry Potter cuz I'm gonna just like all that bitch. Oh She's just straight up mean. I don't know who I've what fictional character. I would want to punch in the face Fake Captain America I think I don't want to punch the karate kid rough macho in the face because he was a real asshole in that movie If you have you seen Cobra Kai? I

Speaker: No, I am not. And if you actually look back at if you break down the Karate Kid movie, the first one with Macho, you realize that Macho is kind of a bad guy.

Speaker: That's what everybody says. Like in all reality, he's kind of a, he wins his fucking Yoda. No, but macho to win the tournament, to win the tournament, he kicked dude in the face, which is an illegal move. Yeah. But he also fought the entire fucking Cobra Kai class and they tried to break his leg in half. Yeah. But if you, it all started because Johnny goes down to talk to Allie.

Speaker: And he's like, hey, we should talk. And she's like, fuck you. And Macho should be like, look, you guys got issues. Ali was the one that gets punched in the face. It's all her fault. It's always a woman's fault. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. I just want to admit, Chris said that, not me. I do not advocate violence on women. But in the S2020. Thoughts and expressions mentioned on this podcast are not exactly the thoughts and expressions

Speaker: Thought by both music Expressions expressed by both podcasters. We're only we're only podcasters. Do you think we'd be able to talk? Hey look man, he's 2021 and you know you want equality and

Speaker: that that comes along with it that reminds me of another TikTok I saw this guy asked this girl he's like he well I get bored and he says uh he says do you think when women are could and should be 100 % independent and she says yes he was okay so if a man pays for a maid

Speaker: He pays for a private cook and he prays for a prostitute. Why does he need women? And she says, uh, uh, love. He goes. Well, so you're saying women can only be the love. Oh, dude, Frank just said Jar Jar banks. Okay. I can go with that. I like Jar Jar banks.

Speaker: I think he was a very important character in Star Wars Return to the Rogue Planet. He was very inspirational.

Speaker: have had it not been for for Jar Jar Banks. I don't think that Captain Kirk and Harry Potter could have ever been able to defeat. Could have ever defeated the hobbits on the door. I got one for you. I'm just saying. I got something. I got something that will ruin your childhood. Are you ready? I just triggered all the **** nerds. Oh, all us nerds are all pissed now. Uh I got

Speaker: if you're ready for it. Indiana Jones and the first Indiana Jones would have ended up just fine if Indy would have stayed home. You know, it's been so long since I've seen those movies. I don't even understand. Well, Indiana Jones, you know, they're looking for the, the, uh,

Speaker: they look for the lost treasure or something or another? Yeah, it's like the Ark of the Covenant. Okay. Yes, go on. No, they're looking for the Ark of the Covenant. Okay. And the Nazis dig it up. And they capture India in the chick and, and they got India in the chick tied to a pole. And then the Nazis open it. And then all the Nazis die, which means fucking Indiana Jones could have stayed home and

Speaker: the same thing would have happened. But because the Nazis were going to open it anyways. But then he wouldn't have got the Ark of the Covenant. Yeah, the only the only thing he does is he actually gets the Ark of the Covenant to the government, which they stored in a box. Well, that's his job. Yeah, he's doing the man's doing his job and you want and you want to criticize.

Speaker: Sounds like you're the asshole in this in this scenario I'm just saying I'm just saying if you if you watch those movie that movie you're like wow and he really didn't need to be here Yeah, it's been a Remember me from Periscope You might need to help a brother out But

Speaker: I'm mad at myself that I knew enough about any of those characters and that whole scenario I just laid out. Yeah, you are not a Star Wars guy.

Speaker: I'm not I'm not a Star Wars guy. I'm not a I'm not a Lord of the Rings a Harry Potter I am so not Lord of the Rings. I cannot get through those order the rings, but you're Game of Thrones No, they are not minus Game of Thrones is of three movies about fucking people walking It's basically a fucking hiking movie I

Speaker: Let's not forget about the best part. Sam Wise and Frodo Baggins just go to town on each other. I'll tell you that would have made a much better ending because you know Frodo leans up against Sam leans up against that doorway and he's like yeah he's about ready to tell the mother to jump out the room so he can go suck him off.

Speaker: They're the type of guy that likes Bobbitt, gay, born, cool. No judging. This is, judge frees out. This is the same place. That's how to piss off a Lord of the Rings guy because that would have made a much better ending for that fucking movie because there's, I'm going to send you a scene from a movie that they talk about that.

Speaker: I might be a guy that you followed on Periscope. I was on there for about four years, almost five years, something like that. I never got into the whole live thing until I actually got live on TikTok. I've been doing this shit for a good while. I just wish I'd have been smart enough back then to do all the things that I'm doing now. Hell, I would have already had a podcast. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker: Because I mean, it's essentially what I'm doing now is the same shit minus the fact that I have you to talk to and I'm not just talking to you. Well, the hard thing about doing a podcast by yourself is you literally go, uh, a lot. The nice thing is we do a lot of, uh, yeah. Well, yeah, but you do, you, you, you do, when you go live, you actually read the chat, which is actually,

Speaker: really good compared to some people where you can comment 400 ,000 times. They won't say nothing. Yeah. Well, you know, I, I let it be fed by, by the people who are there. I tried to, you know, I'm just hanging out. That's all I'm doing. It's essentially what I'm doing here. You and I are just hanging out. Like me, we're, we're an hour and a half in and I mean, I've got new stories here that I was going to bring up, but.

Speaker: I mean, why bring them up when we're having a good conversation and it's flowing and, you know. Yeah, that's what I was saying. Speaking of news, do you have any good duh news? Cause now I'm curious. I mean, I got some, I don't know about duh news, but I got a couple, couple stories here. Oh, I'm curious. Duh, but just kind of interesting. Oh, interesting is fun. Uh,

Speaker: you know, that we talked about that last week. We talked about that that Josh fight. Yeah, I actually found the thing. I think we were the first ones that actually kind of brought that up because it blew up this week after we talked about it Saturday. A lot of the radio shows and stuff that I talked that I that I listened to. They've been talking about all week. I'm like, look, I did that. I already did that. Yeah, you guys are finally we're finally ahead of the curve.

Speaker: Six episodes in, five episodes in. We're headed to the curb for five minutes. They're viewing audiences. Yeah. Two million plus listeners. We're at two plus.

Speaker: Half the game is just read the chat. It's so much fun when I would do my lives or when I would go live to get in there and bullshit with everybody and just hang out. I mean, outside of the fact that we were all in different states or anything like that, just to be able to, you felt like we were all together because I was drinking. For the most part, they said they were drinking. I'm sure they were because I know that as the night went on,

Speaker: I was getting drunk and. Everybody was typing correctly. No, they weren't. They were, they were typing drunken ease and I was speaking drunken ease so I could read their, their comment. I thought it was drunken ease. Either way, it's a win -win. When you're reading cross -eyed, it all looks bad. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: There's so many people would hear chat. It's really just one person just blowing up the chat. Speaking of the, the Josh fight thing, we got into a little bit of the role models movie. Yeah. And I have a correction on your part that in the movie, it is called layer in real life. It is LARPing. That's what I told you in real life. It's LARPing.

Speaker: Yes, but in the movie it was called later. You just can't. You were trying to correct me saying in the movie it's larping. You know what I mean? In the movie. I think this is a good time when we introduced the new segment that was brought on by Haas and Summer. Yeah, I'm not saying it. Since she was the second coming of Freddie Mercury. Not today. No, it's not gonna happen.

Speaker: I'll tell you what, I'll sing you dance. I'll sing you dance, motherfucker. I was talking. I was talking to my kids. We were watching. My kids love the movie Goonies. That's the movie they need to remake. I'd watch a remake of that. But I fear it would be too woke.

Speaker: I just don't think they can capture the same magic that they did back then. The difference is they would do it all on their phone. They were like, we haven't left the living room yet. We're 45 minutes into this movie. Let's get an Uber. Let's get an Uber out to that abandoned restaurant.

Speaker: I just I just don't think that they could recapture that that movie again and I know they've talked about doing a reboot and and bringing the original cast and this and the other I think uh stranger things stranger things is kind of the quote unquote reboot uh of of because it takes place in the 80s so it's uh that show is really good except for it's it's uh it's seriously fictional.

Speaker: Well, that was another man I tried to get into my kids loved it and I tried to get into that show and I just Couple episodes in I was just done Yeah, it's it's a little far -fetched I I like it for all the 80s references. Well, yeah, and that's that's that's the thing I mean a lot of shows and movies are doing a lot of 80s going back to the 80s The last season of American Horror Story was American Horror Story 84

Speaker: And it was all done in the 80s and it was so cool to have that flashback. And it was, I don't know, it was kind of a take on the old slasher films, American history, twist, American horror story, American history, American horror story with their twists and all that. So it was pretty cool.

Speaker: No, what I found interesting when with stranger things is like, they went super detailed, even like the McDonald's holder for the fries is the old McDonald's logo and like they had to make all that shit. They couldn't just go out and call McDonald's like, can we get 14 of those? And like, no, we don't make them anymore. So they had to make them the prop department.

Speaker: The prop guys had to go nuts with that shit. And that's, that's how it was with, uh, a, a, a, that's hard to say. Uh, American Horror Store, 84, uh, everything was, was, I mean, the wardrobe and the cars and the music. And it was like, man, they, they, they went all out for it, but it was so good. But yeah, I think, I think remaking stuff.

Speaker: is not necessarily a good idea. It's lazy. Well, it's lazy, number one, but not on top of that. You're not going to get the same reaction, I guess, or the same thrill. Well, I mean, you know, you watch Goonies like you watch Goonies and you're like, wow, this is so good. You name a kid that could play mouth.

Speaker: now, you know, or, or, or, you know, uh, what was the other one or, or like remaking back the future. If somebody remade back the future, they would fuck that franchise up so bad. Oh yeah. Definitely. And that's the thing. I mean, the new thing is for, for remaking stuff as they switched genders, like they do with Ghostbusters and stuff. You can't do back the future.

Speaker: the same story with with gender's verse because then it's a dad hitting on a daughter. That's just weird. Yeah. Well, you know, I understand that why they're trying to do all this gender remakes with Jenna. Yeah, but it doesn't work. I mean, the ghost monsters complete was terrible. And I never watched it. I never watched it. But that was mainly because the previews never really

Speaker: It was so bad. And everybody that watched it was like, oh, that was just fucking horrible. And I'm like, oh, waste my time. It was hard to watch. Yeah. And it's the same thing with, uh, like they redid filters several years ago. Yeah. It wasn't terrible, but it wasn't the same. Everybody said, everybody said, you know, it's surprisingly really good. But. And the songs, the songs they used in it were actually really good. Yeah.

Speaker: but they, they, you know, they changed it up some enough to wear something. He don't really need to modernize that maybe like if they, if they tried to redo, they didn't, they didn't have, uh, what's his name? The guy that did, um, uh, what's his name? The preacher in the new footloose. He's not John Lithgow. Well, yeah. And the main character also.

Speaker: Um, well, no, it was, it was, it was a dude. It was a dude. It was, uh, he, he was, he, uh, but his, his, he's from Boston and he's got that real, real thick Boston accent. Oh, that's disgusting. And, uh, absolutely horrendous accent. Sorry, Bostonians, but your accents fucking trash.

Speaker: Oh, I love a Boston accent. I can't stand it. It makes me, oh, God. It's like nails on a chalkboard. Like that and that trashy English accent. You know what I mean? Like Sharon Osborn. Yeah, oh, like really bad. Like Sharon Osborn. Yeah, like that. Oh, I'm trying to think of a word to describe it. I wouldn't say cockney. Like when American tries to do an English accent,

Speaker: Yeah, no, it's like that. It's like a trailer park version of the of the English. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I just got man. How do you how do you how are you an hour away from Britain or whatever in your in your accent is so horrible. That that's like watching the movie Snatch.

Speaker: You forget. Brad Pitt did an amazing job and his accent is spot on. Did you see the gentleman? I don't think so. Check it out. I've got a piss. Unfortunately, I have to get going. Yeah, I have to run over to the office real quick. Who has to run over to the office? I have to go turn in paperwork. We have to turn in the money we collected today.

Speaker: We're not allowed to keep it. You would think you'd do that at the end of your shift. Can't do it until the cashiers at the office are there. Really? Because some people don't actually leave the hotel until right now. Depending on what hotel you leave early. You guys have your tourist trap people in the hotels until

Speaker: some of them it depends on each hotel has different shifts so to speak like my the hotel I'm in I have to be out of there by one o 'clock at the latest um but some of the hotels they'll let people stay until almost like nine o 'clock yeah yeah I was gonna say because usually like most of the most of the like when I was down in Charleston most of the tourist places like the people that sit out in front of the

Speaker: stores and whatnot. Mm hmm. They were normally done by like five or six, at least from my understanding. Because it's usually it's usually the the the the younger crowds that those hotels like the spring break hotels, hotels that hold all the spring breakers. Those are the ones that will let you stay as late as possible. But what are they are they selling stuff for the next day or? Well, yeah, you're selling stuff for the next day. But you're also selling the clubs for that night, too. Oh, really? Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. Cause I know Charleston usually by like five or six o 'clock, everybody had already, you know, they'd already booked everything. So yeah, exactly. But yeah, like I said, unfortunately, uh, I do have to get going. I have to run over the office and I just got a message from my boss. And are you coming? Well, I mean, we made it, we made it through with, uh, without any technical difficulties. I know I'm surprised.

Speaker: Haps held up pretty good tonight. So that's a good sign. I think it all comes down to timing I think here in about another 15 minutes. It's gonna start to glitch We've had a couple minor ones but nothing nothing too crazy. Yeah, nothing real noticeable But other than that, it's been a pretty pretty good show so far. Oh my gosh, my sides hurt

Speaker: maybe maybe maybe one of these days we'll uh we'll actually get into like news stories and shit like that but we'll save those for Saturday yeah well we actually Saturday we can go earlier yeah when we actually well sad this this Saturday might be a little tricky we have my daughter's birthday so okay we might have to do it yeah we might have to do it Sunday that's not a problem for me which is fine i'll break my rule of

Speaker: uh, that being my day off and not doing anything, but Saturday often. Yeah. Well, Saturday, I will be at a birthday party all day. I gotta, I actually have to work Saturday morning, but then I got her birthday party until God knows when Saturday. Yeah.

Speaker: You'll be too drunk to do podcasts anyways. Yeah, I probably won't be drinking because I have to drive. So I'll just be kind of hanging out. I might have a few, but nothing too crazy, like three or four, if that's because I have to drive back. But we'll probably have to do the next one Sunday. Anyways, this is where we can chitchat about. Yeah, we can talk about this later. But yeah, go ahead and give us an outro. Go ahead and shut her down.

Speaker: Yeah, thank you guys for hanging out with us tonight to the live viewers and the chatters you guys are fucking awesome Keep doing what you're doing. Jeff. Thank you for hanging out with me for a little bit. Thank you, sir And if you guys aren't already

Speaker: We gotta get better about this too. If you're not already, go check us out on social media, all under Nonsenseical Nonsense across the board. And if you want to email us for whatever reason, it doesn't really matter. You can always email us, sponsors, Budweiser, we're talking to you, you sons of bitches. But you can email us at NonsenseicalNonsensePodcast at gmail .com.

Speaker: was fun. Thank you guys for listening. We will see you guys Sunday. I knew you're going to do it. All right, brother. We'll talk to everybody else. See you Sunday. Bye.