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Speaker: Bye!
Speaker: Yes!
Speaker: what's going on everybody welcome to clary mcglarison back here jesus christ what's going on everybody welcome to nonsensical nonsense
Speaker: Every Monday, hopefully you guys survived the weekend, survived your Monday, but kick this show off. Right. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, that's the official start of the show. Now we're in business. If you guys aren't already go ahead and shake us out on social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and tick tie.
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Speaker: I got all that stuff out of the way. As I said, I am Glick, the host of this train wreck. It's Monday. Jeff's not here. Jeff's doing Jeff things. Tony is sad. I don't know where Tony is. Tony apparently has his own timeframe, his own schedule.
Speaker: and shows up whenever you feel so lucky. So unfortunately for you sons of bitches, you are stuck with me in the meantime. But hopefully y 'all had a good weekend. It was St. Patty's Day weekend. Hopefully nobody got arrested. Nobody went to jail, caused any trouble or anything like that. I had kind of a laid back, lazy,
Speaker: weekend for me, you know, Friday night, I had podcast stuff to do. So of course, as I've stated, I'm trying to be more active on our social media with that on Fridays. If you guys want to hang out with me.
Speaker: and more of my old school environment. I do try to go live on our TikTok page and our Instagram. I've been on our TikTok more lately, live, as I'm posting new episodes and hanging out with people, chit -chatting and firing it up. It's like an old school Glick, because I'm by myself and letting the chat, you know, people in the chat come hang out and shoot the shit and all that fun jazz. But, you know, the name of the game is exposure, I guess. You want to get out there.
Speaker: see your goofy face and see your ugly mug. What's going on, Christopher? How you doing, buddy? I cannot type tonight. There we go.
Speaker: Oh man, I can't complain. It's Monday. I survived. That's always, uh, that's always a plus, man. I would like to say I did. I really would, but unfortunately not so much, but I have a tie.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I'll kind of put this out there in general. And you guys can, anybody who may be listening or catches the replay or shout out to you guys who listened to the replay. We appreciate that. But the wind down on the weekend, cause you know, Sundays for me, I typically don't have a lot going on. So I don't have to get up super early. So I sleep in. So Sunday nights, I have like the hardest time going to sleep. Once I go to sleep, I'm asleep, but like falling asleep. It's usually pretty late. I think I was up until,
Speaker: about one and then I, being the fat kid that I am, I woke up about a half hour later and I had the worst case of the munchies. Wasn't drinking, wasn't doing anything, just wanted something to munch on. And then I came back in and finally laid down and fell asleep. Once I was asleep, I was, I was lights out though. Hopefully you slept good buddy. What was I doing? Oh yeah, that's what I'm doing. I am.
Speaker: I'm actually nice. It's usually a little bit easier to do all the sharing of the live when there's other people in here. So you guys got to kind of bear with me the joy of the beginning of the show. I was hoping Tony was going to be in here because we were doing that. Yeah, right, man? Like I wasn't hungry. Just wanted like something to munch on. You know what I mean?
Speaker: Um, but yeah, no, I do. That's the worst. When, when, when, when you, you're like exhausted and you, you, uh, you come home and you fall asleep and then you wake up hungry as fuck. Just man, that is like the worst feeling. I ain't even gonna lie at all. It really is sucks. All right. Let's get this posted out there. Cause you guys, you can share the, uh, live all over the place and, uh,
Speaker: We greatly appreciate that. If you did do that, I generally send it out on, uh, Oh, don't send it out there. They might get a little upset. I'll send it out on Snapchat, the YouTube from the YouTube and Twitter and Facebook. And, you know, if I could, I wonder if I can, I haven't looked into this.
Speaker: But I was hoping Tony would be here because I wanted to talk a little bit of. There were some moves that just that just happened in the NFL and we were talking about this free agency. Yesterday, Tony does every Sunday morning. Sunday late morning, early noonish Sunday to Tony does. If you guys don't know, he does Belt Kings Fantasy football, which is you know football season server, but now it's just kind of turned into offseason talk and and football talk in general.
Speaker: Uh, can you pick me up some ice cube trays? We keep forgetting every time we go. I appreciate that. Thanks, Chris. You're the man. But, um, I actually popped in on the show yesterday, um, for the first time in a hot minute. Um, but, uh, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker: Tony and Rich always do an amazing job on their football show. If you guys haven't checked it out, you definitely got to check that out. I tried to share it out yesterday onto like our Facebook and our show social media as well. No, I don't need it. No alcohol for tonight. I got some. It's Monday. I ain't going to get too knickered up. But you should because I can drink tonight.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I have to go to work tomorrow. Unlike some people, I also have to get the kids up and take the kids to school and you don't have to go to work until like, and you don't have to go to work until like, you don't have to go to work until like three o 'clock tomorrow. It's like nine hours after I have to get up.
Speaker: I'm not scared, I'm old. Well, I know. Cougar. But she did tell me, stop being a pussy. Get drunk. I'm not as young as I used to be, ladies and gentlemen, that shit hurts. And it takes a minute to recover.
Speaker: You know, that's why I've been fortunate the last few weeks. I really haven't been getting drunk drunk, but I've been getting me a good buzz on the weekends. Yeah. I get feeling good. Like Friday night, like I said, I was, I was live hanging out. We was having fun on tick tock. We were actually absolutely acting. Foolish on tick tock Friday night. And, uh, you know, having a good buzz. And if you think he got home from work and we kind of chilled out.
Speaker: And then Saturday night, same day, had me a good buzz. I was feeling good. I was hungry. And then just kind of chilled out for a little bit. So. Yeah, I mean, I'm, I'm trying to, I'm trying to be
Speaker: better about our social media. Like literally as I was starting this show, you know, since let me go ahead and be a little bracket though. It's just, if you don't mind, because ladies and gentlemen, I am the champ case. You didn't know the nonsensical nonsense official title right there. Owned by yours truly the champ in the building. You got to turn your notifications on there, bud.
Speaker: I was actually posting new content onto social media or onto TikTok from a few weeks ago. I got a clip of the show. We were ending the show and we were all in rare form. I think Jeff was drinking that night. Tony was drunk that night and I was all kinds of fucked up. So, but I'll be posting that reel on the Instagram as well.
Speaker: This is the cool thing about the show. If I can remember certain parts of the show, I try to go back and I can get clips in the work. The work's already done for TikTok, man, or your, your Instagram reels. The work's done. It's already there. We already created it. It's just a matter of finding it and, and chopping it down and, and, and, uh, you know, chopping, screwing it, I guess you could say, like I used to say back to that. Are your notifications on?
Speaker: And you're not on a different, on a different, uh, cause like I have two accounts. I have my account and then I have my, my nonsense, but not mine, but our show account. So if I'm on my account, I won't get the notifications from the podcast account or vice versa, vice versa, vice versa, whatever. So, um, so I got to constantly, uh,
Speaker: kind of roll in there and do that foot back and forth. Sometimes I accidentally post on my personal page when I'm meaning to post onto the podcast because I'm almost always on mine. But, uh, now, I mean, if you're on TikTok and you guys, if you guys are ready, go and check us out. It's not sensical nonsense.
Speaker: What is our tiktok exactly nonsensical nonsense pocket? I mean you can literally just put a nonsensical nonsense and you're gonna find this nonsensical underscore nonsense Should look like that if you're watching the live replay or if you're watching us live or if you watch the video replay Let me bump that brightness down some for you You see my goofy face up there because well, let's be honest I do all the work so
Speaker: Unfortunately, it's my face out there a lot, but I do try to do show clips as well. Or screen grabs or whatever, but right up here at the top of the bio, right up there, right there. There's a little link right there. You can click that bad boy. And that'll take you to all of our face, all of our social medias, our Spotify.
Speaker: all that fun jazz, our YouTube channel, our Twitch channel. You guys can just follow all of it. Follow it. Like it. Love it. Because we're amazing and we're awesome. And that's what we do. Kick names and take ass. Or some shit like that. However, it goes. But, uh, but yeah, I mean, uh, what do you want to say?
Speaker: Low key weekend. Nothing going on. Nicky had to work all weekend. So when she was home, we were just kind of being lazy, lounging around, watching some movies. We watched, uh, what did we watch last night? Oh, that's why I wish Tony was here. Cause we watched the new wrong turn movie yesterday. Fucking phenomenal movie. Way better than the original wrong turn. The ending almost got me. Cause I was like, damn it.
Speaker: They ended a really good movie, fucking stupid as hell, but they saved it. They saved it. All right. Cool. Cool. Cool. Then we watch one of my favorite movies. Uh, no one lives. Nikki had never seen it before, but it's a, it's a pretty damn good movie.
Speaker: I ain't never seen, I ain't never. How do you like that for some proper, some proper English, ladies and gentlemen? I ain't never seen any Harry Potter movie. I'm not, it's not my cup of tea. It's not my forte. I don't, uh, I don't like that genre of movies. Let me get some of the pan prints off there. Make that bad boy shine. Yeah, but ladies and gentlemen, there we go. Get that shine back. So.
Speaker: I think they're super nerdy movies. I don't want to. I did hear that today. I was like, damn. That movie was terrible when it came out originally. So it's going to be just as equally as terrible, I feel. But I did hear that today. I did see a thing. Where the hell was that?
Speaker: And I'm sure it's all a tad bit controversial. You're about yourself too. I am about myself too. Oh. As far as I know, Tony has a tendency to show up a half hour late for every show now, so apparently we're on... Tony time? Black people time.
Speaker: Christopher. Let's be honest. Let's call a screen of Spain. That's what we told him. Austin, your dad's being racist. That's what we told him Saturday night when he finally showed up. We were like, Tony's all black people. He's really sweet. Well, yeah, I think, I think, you know, it was a part of all of our childhood, but, you know, it was still a bad movie. It was still a bad movie.
Speaker: I asked her how they were. Why are you being racist? I'm not being racist. I'm stating statistical facts. I cannot be homophobic with, you know, I'm not homophobic. She can't be homophobic. Her boyfriend's a lesbian. Some of my very good friends. Wow. That's like the same defensive. I'm not racist because some of my good friends. How's dinner?
Speaker: Hello. I just said that was a loud Christopher. When I'm hearing my full name, Chris, Chris said when I hear my full name, I'm like, oh, shit, I'm in trouble. You're lucky I didn't bring out the middle name. You know, yeah, you know my middle name. Yeah, because it's about your name is about as white as my child. Christopher. It is pretty full on cracker.
Speaker: full on honky. It don't get no more wider. If the children decide they're hungry, there's still one more thing of crescent rolls in there. Okay. Buggy. She just came out of the bathroom. She's on the bathroom the entire time. Well, I wonder if she was taking a shower or something. No. Well, Cass hasn't eaten yet, has he? No. Yeah. Well, they're well. Oh, is there? Yeah. Oh, okay. I thought you were saying like, there's another. Oh wow.
Speaker: Mickey made oversized pizza rolls tonight. Basically take crescent roll and put all your pizza toppings inside of it and then roll it up. Put pajamas on, pajamas on, pajamas on, ladies and gentlemen. Words are hard. Parmesan cheese on top of it. Throw it in the oven. Personally, not that she did anything wrong, but, cause I like to tweak things. I would have made garlic butter or bought garlic butter and put garlic butter on top of it and then put the Parmesan cheese on top of it.
Speaker: It's one of them quick, easy. Well, yeah, you got that country name. Jean Lynn. Joe. Mine is just Christopher Scott. Christopher Scott. Super wait. When my mom was, when I was growing up, my mom was alive. She used to call me Christopher Michael.
Speaker: I don't know why I wanted it when I was born. It was a big argument between my parents about what my name was going to be. She wanted to name me Dustin Michael. I think my dad wanted me named after him and my grandma wanted Christopher. I don't know. I don't know, but I know there was an argument. There was dispute. Somehow they're like, we got two super white names. Let's take the whiter of the two and there we go.
Speaker: That's my, um, pajamasan. But my oldest daughter, her middle name is, uh, well, it's, it's a, it's a family name. She's like the sixth or seventh, maybe eighth generation to have the middle name. It's technically Janae, but it's always, it's always pronounced Jean.
Speaker: is how they, everybody pronounces it. So she's got kind of basically like just long, same lines as you, Amanda. She has two little names. Poor child's name is stupid long. You know, thought she was, uh, half Mexican with as long as her name, but, uh,
Speaker: Dude, you gotta write. You're 100 % accurate. Dude, you got a white serial killer name. How do you know I'm not? I just haven't been caught yet. That's a beard stroker. Beard stroker? Hmm.
Speaker: It's like the old saying. Yeah, they got that. There's that, what is it? Like a joke with the hitchhiker, hitchhiker hitchhiking down the road and guy stops the car and hitchhiker says, you know, you're awful brave to pick up a hitchhiker because, you know, one out of every so many people was a serial killer.
Speaker: And the driver looks at him and said, what's the chance of there being two serial killers in the same car? It's not really a joke to do one of those things if you're into like serial killers and true crime and stuff like that. It's like dark humor. I like it. It's funny to me. Makes me laugh. Makes me chuckle. I like things that make me chuckle.
Speaker: That's neither here nor there. Speaking of. Speaking of. We're not talking about the NHL playoffs are right around the corners. Ladies for hockey, ladies and gentlemen. playoffs are right around the corner. Ladies and gentlemen. Um? I found I was.
Speaker: I fall into these wormholes and these rabbit holes and I think we're safe. You're down there. I'm up here. I think we're safe. Of dark things I found and I want to wait until the guys are here, but
Speaker: I found it I fell into like a little bit of a wormhole and again, it's nothing new it's nothing like oh my god This is groundbreaking new material like somebody else has already done it, but I think it'd be kind of cool to share it on the show but like It's theories and shit behind television shows now we've all seen those we've all seen you know
Speaker: like Grease, you know, Sandy actually did drown in the beginning of Grease. And the whole movie was just her, or she drowned and she was in a coma and it was her in a coma. And then at the end, when they drive off in the car, it was finally her passing, yada, yada, yada, or, you know, different things like that. But this is a little bit darker theories behind
Speaker: children's television shows and I would like to get into it when the guys are here um because well one I like freaking Tony the fuck out because that's fun it's always fun to freak Tony out and and and make his make his head explode but um two I think it's pretty interesting I think it's kind of wild um
Speaker: Okay. I always forget when I'm actually active on social media and then I start getting all these fucking notifications. What the hell? But I could tell like the theory behind the Teletubbies is wild. Wow. Is it wild?
Speaker: And the same thing with like blues clues, like one of the theories behind it is something else, to say the least. Not necessarily, not necessarily another deep dive, so to say, but just a, you know, a topic of conversation. Because I think it'd be pretty cool.
Speaker: And it's always wild to see how many people you wouldn't necessarily think, kind of get into that stuff when we kind of jump into those rabbit holes, if you will, follow the white rabbit. So we might get into that Wednesday night with the guys. I think Jeff will be here Wednesday. I know his wife comes home soon.
Speaker: Um, from Europe. So, and then I don't know what's going on Saturday. I may not be here Saturday. Um, the guys may be here. I don't know. Um, we are going out of town. We got a wedding to go to this weekend and it's on Saturday. And then I don't know what's going on after the wedding. So I'm going to go ahead and plan on not being here Saturday night.
Speaker: Uh, and if the guys want to run it, they can run it. They ran it a couple or last was the last, not last weekend, the weekend before. And, um, I'm assuming it was pretty good. Oh, I love traumatizing Tony on purpose. It's so much fun. Well, his, his, his, cause he genuinely gets, what's up buddy.
Speaker: He genuinely gets it. He gets wrapped up in it and it's a genuine reaction and it is, and it is the absolute fucking best. I love it. I love Tony's reactions when, when, when we can pull him in or I can pull him into something and not always bad. You know what I mean? Not like I'm always setting him up for something. Um,
Speaker: YouTube's being stupid for it. I think YouTube's got a little bit of a delay. I actually need to and I might do it either. I might do it tonight when I end the show. I need to get on there. I've got several episodes that I've got to fix from copyright claims from the three of us playing different songs or different music. They're not banned. There are some that are banned, but thankfully I can go on there and I can
Speaker: and I can edit it through YouTube. They do it for me. I just have to give them permission to edit that part out and then they'll repost it. But I gotta start working on that. The only downfall is it takes a minute for them to edit and then verify it and all that jazz. But no, I absolutely, I love when we get Tony in,
Speaker: wrapped up in a story, a news story, or a news article. And like I said, it's not like we're busting his balls or anything. It's just his reaction to some of these stories that I come across or that I come up with. So it's fun. It's entertaining. Because they're genuine reactions. They're not fake. And that's why I don't ever said these guys
Speaker: Like when we do news stories, which I might jump into here and maybe in the next hour, I might do some news stories because there are some out there. I do want to talk some sports stuff. Well, that's not what I wanted at all.
Speaker: So you guys are just going to have to deal with me talking sports, even if I'm talking solo. Just because some things came out today that we were talking yesterday. His facial expressions and his reaction in general is the absolute best. I mean, that's one of the many things that makes Tony so good on here is just his reactions.
Speaker: You know, I'll do the same thing to Jeff, but that is more me busting his balls. When when I start breaking his balls and giving him shit. And he'll laugh at first because it's funny, but then he starts to. You see the. You start to see the hamster wheel going. And Jeff starts to think about it and go, oh man, he really kind of shot me in the face there.
Speaker: this son of a bitch, but it was funny. So he laughed again. Oh yeah. Tony was, uh, Tony was on a, on a, on a bit of a tangent Saturday night, but he had every right to be, and he kept trying to censor himself. And I was like, Nope, I'll do it. Go ahead. Have at it. Go in on a man. Get your ran out.
Speaker: But we get the best, we get the best wound up Tony when he's been drinking. Cause it's so easy to get him fired up, but it's fun. He's so goddamn funny and passionate. I mean, some of the, some of the issues he speaks on is true, but sometimes he's just, just ranting and it's great. But, um, and I'm just always awesome. That's, I mean, let's be honest, let's be honest, ladies and gentlemen, not the champ for nothing. Duh, duh.
Speaker: Actually, since there's two goofballs aren't here, I should go ahead and go live. Yes. I don't want to. It's easier to pay taxes. I should go live on Tiktok or Instagram, put it up on my phone and do both, but it's too much work. It's Monday. It's Monday. Let's be honest. We ain't doing that much work on a Monday. I did for a little bit Saturday. Um, I've got to get something set up to where I can actually.
Speaker: put my phone in front of my laptop and put the camera, the front facing camera on my laptop so that if we're live on TikTok or we're live on Instagram, that... I don't know what's going on out there.
Speaker: But that way I can put the camera and they can see the show and see that I'm not just some lunatic that's carrying on a conversation with my two imaginary friends. This guy's fucking crazy. Who the hell is he talking to? We hear the voices. Are we as crazy as he is? Yeah, you are. Welcome to my world.
Speaker: Welcome to the world of click. You are mine. I own you. But this is also the great thing about not being a scripted show. Hmm. Not being a scripted show. So it's like, what do you do when you're by yourself?
Speaker: But now Thursday's going to be a long day for me. I took Friday off for the wedding. So we're leaving Thursday night, but I got to wait till Nikki gets off work and then we got a three hour drive. I think we got to go to Pittsburgh.
Speaker: Shitsberg before we go back to her house, her older son, her oldest son is flying in. So we're going to try to get to the airport and pick him up or meet, meet them to pick them up, pick him up. I think is what the game playing is. So unfortunately, I think I'm going to wear
Speaker: All Cleveland Brown stuff Thursday. If we have to go to Pittsburgh, I feel like it's going to be the only way that, that I don't feel dirty and infected. I don't know. People say Pittsburgh's a nice city. I guess. I don't know. I think I've only been there once in my life.
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Speaker: I'm the greatest thing that's ever happened. No, I fucking suck is what I do. But any who, any who, what else is, what else is on the agenda tonight? See, and this is, this is the other problem. When I do try to plan stuff, it's for conversation with the guys.
Speaker: So I guess I could just kinda dip into my own conversation. Where's it at? I wanna play something. It's gonna take me a hot minute to find it because. Did I watch that today? I did watch that today.
Speaker: It's a real short clip. I just have to find it. And we've talked about this time and time again on the show. And it's that transgender conversation, transgender in sports.
Speaker: This is the problem with you to fall into rabbit holes University of Kentucky swimmer Riley Gaines
Speaker: Blast at the NCAA. Official looks at me and Leah, we're about this far apart. But we go back there and the official looks at me and Leah, we're about this far apart and he says, great job, you guys tied, Leah gets the trophy. And so I look at him and I say, okay, I understand we tied and I understand there's one trophy, but what's your thought process as to why Leah gets the trophy?
Speaker: And he said, well, for photo purposes, Leah has to have the trophy. So you can pose with this one, but you go home empty handed. Leah takes the trophy. Of course, I knew what was happening was wrong or the disadvantage that we were at. And I knew what was happening in regards to the locker room being forced to undress in front of a fully intact biological male. I knew that was wrong.
Speaker: But when the NCAA reduced everything that I had dedicated my entire life to, I've been swimming since I was four years old, everything that I have dedicated my entire life to, I was reduced to a photo op to validate the identity of a male. And that's when I decided to take up public stance. But we go back there and the official looks. So there's that. And then there's another young lady here. And this is this is a conversation with a group of
Speaker: Feminazis, if you will. And transgenders. What? Oh, I'm having a little rant. But what? Just the little one? Whatever I want, because it's my show. Don't touch me, you homo. God. Oh. Stop it, you homo. Where is it at? She put her feet on me like I care. She put her feet on me first.
Speaker: Cause I know you care. I think that's my big feet. Yeah, those are probably ten. More than eight. Well then get your small ass feet out of my shoes. At least my small ass feet above. At least my hair's natural. Ha! Gotcha! Well, that wasn't great till I moved in. Huh? That wasn't great till I moved in. You're welcome.
Speaker: I feel so privileged. She dyed your hair right before you moved in. Shut up! Would you say that? Would you say that? Yeah, what did you say? Nothing. I found my Michael Kors, or my Marc Jacobs watch, my smartwatch I was telling you about, but I don't have the charger. What charger does it say? Um, apparently just the round white one that it came with, which is still back in Dark City. Let me see the watch.
Speaker: Anyways, there's another video of a roundtable conversation with a group of women and transgender women.
Speaker: And they were talking about feminism and there was a young lady who was on there. She's a semi pro basketball player and volleyball player And basically just destroyed them talking about the disadvantages of the unfairness because this girl was six foot tall She said if I go up against the six foot tall man, I'm gonna absolutely get destroyed And basically just invalidate everything that women have worked for
Speaker: and how hard they work to be in sports or anything like that, because much like this Leah, who's a swimmer, who we've had the conversation about before, who was a collegiate swimmer, a male collegiate swimmer, and then just a year ago decided, I'm not going so hot now. I identify as a woman and went and just buried women. And as you heard that young lady from the University of Kentucky basically said she tied with them. That's how, put that sink in.
Speaker: you know, he was a male swimmer. And then because of photo ops and so people can look like they're woke and everything else they gave. And I'm going to call it, I'm going to call it what it is. It's a him. It's a he, he, he, he said he was transgender and he said he was a woman specifically for the advantage to be a national championship swimmer because he wasn't going to do it. And men's swimming. So.
Speaker: It's just one of those things that drive me crazy because I do have a transgender brother. My brother used to be my sister. I've always supported him. I've always, you know, told him it's his choice and it makes him happier than so be it. But then when you start talking about athletes and sports and stuff like that, sorry, I'm 62, I'm 280. If I decide I'm going to be a woman, I'm going to absolutely destroy women.
Speaker: And weightlifting. Uh, yeah, football. Uh, you know, if I learned to ice skate hockey, because I'm bigger and stronger genetically. Now I'm not saying they shouldn't be allowed to play sports, but
Speaker: I am saying maybe just maybe it doesn't seem like it'd be that hard to do, but create their own lead where they can complete compete on a level play. I mean, there've been, there have been K or K's fighters, MMA fighters who have transitioned and then they're killed women in the ring. Then there are women who I personally wouldn't want to fight because I'm not a trained fighter and they would beat my ass and I'm a big strong guy, but this is,
Speaker: Men who have transitioned into women and they were an MMA fighter before they transitioned and they stayed an MMM fighter and they've almost killed women in the ring or the octagon or whatever you want to call it. Just create their own division. I mean, in fighting sports, boxing, MMA, whatever, you have multiple classes, multiple divisions. It's not that hard if they're out there.
Speaker: They're going to want to do it. Give them their own division. Playing field is not fair. And they've gone after baseball players for years about steroid juice. Personally, I say, I can let the guys take steroids because baseball is, I love baseball, but it's boring as fuck.
Speaker: these goofballs get all jacked up on steroids. It might make baseball a little bit more entertaining because who didn't get excited when Sammy Sosa and Mark McGuire was chasing the home run record or Barry Bonds and Mark McGuire was juiced up. Barry Bonds was juiced up. Vaudelon knows what the hell was going on with Sammy Sosa because Sammy Sosa went from being
Speaker: uh cuban or dominican or whatever to white now i think he's asian at this point so i don't know what's going on with sammy so he's got all kinds of stuff going on well kind of like little kim little kim used to be black now she's asian she's had so much plastic surgery and everything else she looks asian
Speaker: Sammy Sosa had something wrong with his, he had that, I can't remember what it's called. I think it's like a skin disease where I think he had that, that his skin started changing color. So he was like Dominican or Cuban or something like that. No, that was Michael Jackson bleached his skin. That was plastic surgery. But, oh, my bad.
Speaker: But, um, no, he actually, he's, he's super pale now. Um, but it was exciting, you know, to watch baseball when these guys were all juiced up and chasing home run records, you know, let the pitchers get juiced up. What are they going to go from throwing 105 miles an hour to 130 miles an hour? So what it's still these fucking freaks of nature are throwing a ball over a hundred miles an hour with or without enhancement troops. It is what it is.
Speaker: Uh, you know, I think I can throw a ball, maybe 60 miles an hour, maybe 70 if I really pushed it. And that's nothing. That's nothing. There's kids in high school. They're throwing balls faster than that. So I say, absolutely. Now you don't necessarily want to put it into like a violent sport, like football or hockey or something like that. Cause those guys are already killing each other on a regular basis.
Speaker: That's a whole nother story for all players. You guys are pussies. Hockey players play like 400 games a season and they play three to four to five games a week. You guys bitch about a 16, 17 game season once a week. NFL players, they raised the state when they talked about extending the season.
Speaker: And they're like, Oh, you know, we're already putting our bodies on the line. It's like, well, hockey is a pretty physical and could be a pretty violent sport at times. And these guys are playing three, four or five games a week. And when it's playoff time, they can play up to seven games in one week. You might get a one day break, rest in between for travel or something like that. And they're constantly rotating out. I mean, I don't know how many hockey fans you guys, how many hockey fans listen to this or watch this or whatever. But.
Speaker: hockey, they're rotating players out constantly on the ice. They got their lineup. So they're constantly rotating them out because they get winded and they get gassed. They get tired after being on the ice and skating back and forth up and down the field or up and down the rink, the ice rink, you know, after a minute or two. So they're rotating them out. Boom, boom, boom, boom. I don't know a whole lot about soccer, but you got to have stamina endurance because you are running up and down the field. I've seen some videos where hockey can be
Speaker: pretty physical at times, but generally it's not. We're still going to wear it out.
Speaker: I don't know, it's not so much a informative take. It's just my opinion on the whole transgender and sports in general. I mean, you can create divisions or you can create a lead for them because I don't care how you spin it or how you say it or, or any of your bullshit scientific scientists or science or facts or quote unquote facts. I transitioned into a woman.
Speaker: I'm six to almost 300 rounds. I'm going to be genetically stronger than any other woman my size or smaller than. And I know there are some, there's some big burly women out there. I've seen some, but I had some of my, huh?
Speaker: I've encountered them a lot, but at the end of the day, no matter how big and bad and tough and how much of a dude they wanted to be, I was still just naturally stronger. It's a fact of life. That is science that you can't dispute at the end of the day. Now, if a woman my size, she might be stronger than somebody like
Speaker: Jeff. Jeff's 5 '3". 300 pounds. He's as wide as he is tall. But that's because he never leaves his office and he eats 47 Big Macs a day, or quarter pounders. Sorry, if he was here, I would get yelled at because it's not Big Macs, it's quarter pounders. He also orders... McDonald's in Mexico? McDonald's is worldwide.
Speaker: Yeah, you can make the Donald's anywhere in the world. The menu changes too, depending on where you are. Like in China or Japan or whatever, you can get like rice and shit. I told you the one that you had me take a drink. I told you, you think my whole face is red. It's not, but
Speaker: While we're on this sports, I, I know typically we don't do this on Mondays, but I think I'm going to take a real quick break. I do want to talk to a little NFL free agency because there's some stuff that's popping off as of right before I started the show. I literally got the notifications right as I was getting on the show. Like I said,
Speaker: I'm not gonna argue facts or anything like that. It's just my personal opinion. You don't have to agree with it. You don't have to like it. It's just how I feel. We already had this discussion, Tony D. We already understand. BPT.
Speaker: Fools in the comments and not on the show. Cause he just, he just, he just woke up. I knew you was asleep. I already knew you was asleep, but let's take a real quick break. Maybe sleepy Tony can wake up. I can go get some refills. I can also recycle some.
Speaker: He said he busted a caps lock on your ass and said ain't nobody asking you, Nikki. Yeah, well, I'm here and you're not. She got you there, homie. She got you there, homie. She ain't wrong, though. Let's
Speaker: Oh, he, ho, he, ho, he, ho. Let's change it up. Let's, let's do a little, uh, still a little Johnson brothers tonight. I haven't gotten in trouble for that yet, but, uh, we're gonna do, we're gonna take a real quick break. We'll be back here in just a few minutes. Enjoy a little Johnson brothers, uh, AKA Chris Stapleton before he became famous. So if you like their sound, then just go listen to Chris Stapleton. I'm going to go straight in my hand.
Speaker: So a little blood in the water. We'll be right back here in just a few minutes. And like I said, I do want to kind of dance around some little NFL news because it just came out right before the show started. And then who knows what else I'll talk about.
Speaker: You walked over here to talk to me
Speaker: Yeah, buddy. Well, Chris Stapleton. Okay. Johnson brothers back before you got super popular and blew up and it was everywhere. Welcome back to nine cents. Everybody. I'm good. That's skank. Basement. He behind me. Shark baits upstairs. I told you he was a skank.
Speaker: Shut up, homo. I don't know where Pedro is. He's outside running the neighborhood. Anywho. With the other Pedro, the real one. That's Enrique. That's Pedro and Enrique. Okay, racist. Shut up!
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Speaker: Speaking of the social media stuff, lots of new content out there. I've been busy on TikTok and Instagram lately. Not so much Facebook. Facebook's Facebook. Every time I fart the wrong direction, I'm getting sucked off. Clickisms. What?
Speaker: But, you know, got some new stuff on the Instagram and on TikTok, you know, you know, fortunately, as I was saying in the first hour, the great thing about the show is a lot of my content and TikTok videos and reels are created. I ain't acting up. I don't ever act up on Facebook. That's your fucking mind. I still don't even know why you're still in the fucking comments. But,
Speaker: But I've been showing my ugly face live on TikTok more the last couple of weeks and trying to stay on there, staying busy. And we got all kinds of, there was like 238 episodes of the show on Spotify. So that'll keep you busy. Like if you're a truck driver or if you drive for a living, like if you're a full -time Uber driver or a full -time door dasher, or if you deliver medical supplies or whatever,
Speaker: you can start at the very beginning and work your way all the way up and listen to all the shows. So give me a nice time filler. Tony said you and her are going to fight in all caps. I ain't scared. But yeah, we out there. We're all over the place.
Speaker: Granted, I kind of am the face of the show, but I mean, I'm the best looking out of the three. I have the nicest beard. I have the greatest hair. And at the end of the day, I am the champ. So pretty jealous haters. Would you like a straw for your hatery? Drink it slowly. I wouldn't want you to choke.
Speaker: So it's tough to be the champ, but somebody's got to do it. Nope. Just saying that ladies and gentlemen, there's a scientific fact. I do have the nicest beard on the show. I am the best looking on the show and I am the champ verification from the, from my girlfriend in the background. I ain't lying.
Speaker: Because your daughter wants me to scramble you. Well. What's going on Mark? How you doing bubble? How you been man?
Speaker: I had to go look on Facebook to see who you are. Cause I hate Facebook. You have to give, you have to give StreamYard permission on Facebook, which there's like a little link right above the video. If you're watching live, you can click on it and basically just say, Hey, it's okay. Damn. Like for real, for real. Cause you said that the last time he was in here, man, you like that had just happened. That sucks, bro. I've been there, been there and it is no, no little bueno, mi amigo.
Speaker: Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that.
Speaker: Yeah, it's not good. I feel bad for you, man. Hopefully, hopefully everything, everything works out for the best at the end of the day. I know it's going to be a, it's going to be a struggle and it's going to be a process and it's going to be a real sum bitch, but damn. Absolutely knew that. Well,
Speaker: Not to be cliche or anything like that, but you know what they say. It was meant to be, it will be, and everything happens for a reason. Yes, we is. And if you're a religious type, the DOJ, the JOD never puts more on your plate that you, more on your plate than you can take.
Speaker: So if you're going through the struggle, it's there for a reason, unfortunately. Hang in there, buddy. Absolutely. Like I said, I've been there. It's a kick in the teeth and it fucking sucks. But just, you know, I'm trying not to dive too much into your,
Speaker: But you know, be there for the kids at the end of the day. Like all the other bullshit. And be there for the kids. I mean, you got two guys here who maybe not as severe or maybe not as bad. As what you're going through, but. We ultimately made the decision to be there for the kids and make the kids a priority.
Speaker: Nice, man. Enjoy that time. Hell yeah. That's awesome. Enjoy that time. Cause hell, I'll be honest with you. I never thought five years ago I would have my kids full time. My kids are here. They're there with their mom on the weekends. So.
Speaker: Take care of yourself, fix yourself, take some time out to get yourself right. And like I said, make sure you're there for the kids ultimately. Now, do what you gotta do to make sure the kids are good. Even if that means swallowing your pride because that is a son of a bitch for us guys to do, trust me. And I'm a prideful ass motherfucker, Tony will attest to that.
Speaker: Tony's got on my ass more than once. But sometimes it sucks, but you're going to have to swallow the pride and put the kids first at the end of the day. Even when other people are looking on in the background, not really knowing the full situation and they want to talk some silly shit and say that you're doing too much or giving in too much or anything else.
Speaker: There's, there's a, there's a method. There's a reason for the chaos method to my madness or your madness or Tony's madness or whatever. Until you're a dad or a parent in general, you really don't know what it's like.
Speaker: And you always got us, man. We're here three times a week. You can always come in here and hang out with us and, and, and hopefully, you know, you can take a, take a few minutes to kind of put that shit behind you and, and, uh, and hang out and, and, uh, find something to, to, to laugh at and, uh, chase them blues away, if you will. Tony Dean.
Speaker: Are you rested, sir? Did you have a nice nap? Drained. You got some food coming? You about to eat? Drained. Yeah. I'd be drained too if I was on online as much as you were this weekend. Damn, dude. You were everywhere. Oh, that was, that was a good day. And I needed, I needed, I wanted to put that back on there. Both conversations were dope.
Speaker: They really were. Last night was off the chain. Holy shit. I was surprised. It was like 11 o 'clock. Smoke was still rolling. I'm like, Jesus Christ. Dude. Dude. This motherfucker's taking a page out of my book. Dude. And he's the one who wrote it. What she said? She said, excuses, excuses, bitch ass. Oh, woman. I did not say bitch ass.
Speaker: I know you wouldn't, I'll get on you for the other part later. She may or may not have said bitch ass. I didn't, she didn't say bitch ass. I heard her, you exaggerating my camera. I need to get wifi so I can start streaming again. If you don't wifi any of your devices, just get it on one device. With what you want. We'll bring you up in here and let you hang out. Keep your focus on the time you have the kids. That's how I've been doing it.
Speaker: That's one of the reasons I haven't reached out to you yet. Because I know you got shit going on. I don't want to. Yeah. You've been saying that your focus is doing what you can in between the time you have kids to number one rebuild yourself number two. Try to clear your head but that shit ain't gonna happen immediately.
Speaker: That's what I've been going through for the past couple of years trying to keep myself together. And when I got Jason. Maybe sure he ain't gonna worry about it. It takes time. I mean, I literally five years and me just. Play a nice and anything like anything bad. It was just. Reach the point where. It needed to be, you know, the situation had to change.
Speaker: Now it's like, God, these kids drive me crazy. I'm just kidding. My kids, you know, you know what my middle one told me today on the way home? Oh, I told you what she said. If I was married to you, I would have cheated on you too.
Speaker: Cause somehow the topic of, oh, Austin and Ginger Wallen broke up and now she's dating fuck boy, Steve. I was like, were you talking to this dude while you were talking, while you were, while you were dating Connor and blah, blah, blah. Cause they just started dating so fast afterwards. They probably just knew each other. Yeah. I think they went to, they go to school together. Yeah. They knew each other.
Speaker: Saturday. Saturday. I'm sorry. But when she showed me his picture the other night last week, she said that's her boyfriend. Yes, she did. That's why I questioned her. Well, I have been there. Depression was was I had
Speaker: It took everything I had to get up and go to work. And if I wasn't at work, I did not leave my garage. I slept in my garage. I ate in my garage. I drank in my garage. I watched TV in my garage. There you go, man. See, you're already on the right path. That's your pride talking. Now, the medication, that's your pride talking.
Speaker: I refuse medication. I didn't go to therapy. Um, I actually stopped going to therapy because every session my therapist was, was like a drug rep, but I have different reasons as to why I won't take medication. I overseas marks overseas, right? No, no, it's different. This is a decal mark. He lives down the road for me. Okay. He lives down the road from you do.
Speaker: All the reason you need those two things is because your mindset hasn't changed yet. You actually are going through like a little bit of an anxiety. And well, therapy, don't discredit therapy. Therapy is good because you get a non -biased person who doesn't know you and is going to let you talk. And they're going to give your opinion. If it's a good, if it's a good therapist, they're going to listen to you talk. Yeah.
Speaker: and they're going to offer advice. They're not gonna give you their opinion. They're not gonna tell you what to do. They're gonna give you advice. My problem, my therapist was after about nine or 10 sessions, he started pushing the meds. It sounded like the conversation was getting nowhere and you weren't making any changes. Oh no, it really was. Actually, it helped me tremendously. And I'm not even calling you a liar, but here's my thing. When they start pushing medication,
Speaker: I kind of stop as much as I understand it. I kind of stop because I'm like, this ain't about meds. But you'd be in here for me to make the adjustment. Now they can only do so much. I think all of us as men need to acknowledge that. As much as people recommend counseling to us, counseling is going to only do so much. We got to do it. What we go through when we lose family is an adjustment disorder, in my opinion. You have to change your mindset from having everybody around, just yourself. We don't normally do that when we have a family. We just don't.
Speaker: We'll sit back and do this. We'll sit back and - Dance break time, sorry. A serious conversation. No matter how serious it is, there's always time for a dance. It helps my thought process. Like I said, when we put on my - Ladies, I'm with y 'all. Let me go ahead and do my shit. We're having this conversation. I'm about to end up with this shit.
Speaker: When we put our mindset into a family and then we lose it, we're fucked up. We don't necessarily go back to just being selfish any fucking more. That's why we don't have our pride. And this is what I've seen and what I've gone through.
Speaker: You come home to an empty house, when you used to come home and having kids to hold on to, a woman would look at a smile, and no one, see, we like to stay up when the family goes to bed at night, because we're the protection. We will come home, everybody's good. This is what we do. Ladies, I don't think you understand this. As a matter of fact, fellas, some of this, some of y 'all may not understand this about yourselves. I come home.
Speaker: I see my family happy and comfortable. What's the first thing we do? Relax our fucking brain. We'll go to sleep. We'll take a fucking nap. My wife used to go crazy. Why are you always tired? Why are you always asleep? First of all, I'm at peace. Second of all, I could finally calm my head from everything I've ever wanted to do in life because I'm fucking here right now.
Speaker: We'll wake up, all of you will go to sleep. We'll make sure that the doors are locked, the windows are closed, the alarm is on, the sheet gets cleaned, everything's all nice. You make sure things are tidy, we start to plan the next day. And we'll do that sitting up at night. The silence is louder, yes. It absolutely is, especially when you're already going through shit. And we've talked about this on the show before. We've had this conversation, and it's a conversation that's being had a lot lately, and unfortunately,
Speaker: Some people use it as a way to get views and likes, and because it's trendy, but there's people, there's those of us who have gone through the mental health struggles, and especially as men with the stigmatism on them, because a lot of us older cats were brought up and we were raised, you don't cry, you don't show weakness, we provide, we protect, and so we have that mentality already, so we struggle when we start going through shit. Even when we're married, I've always been, and Tony,
Speaker: the impression I've always had of you is you're always very family orientated. I've always been, I've always been very family orientated as well. So, you know, we, we stroll a little out. I mean, are the bills going to get paid as a house is mortgage going to get paid? Is there going to be food on the table? Am I, am I working too much? Am I, am I not working enough? Is there enough money can, you know, everything else. So,
Speaker: you know, when, like you said, man, when you're used to a certain situation and then you come home to an empty house, that silence, especially when you're already dealing with shit that you can't talk about or you haven't talked about or you're afraid to talk about or whatever, that just compiles on because you're used to having that family dynamic at home where at least you're like, all right, at least they're good. So when I come home, everybody's
Speaker: happy, fed, clothed, you know, and whatever. So, and, and, you know, so for me, you know, I, I, like I said, my depression and anxiety was through the roof. You know, for me going to a therapist, he was great up until he started pushing meds, but it was also gave me clarity to step back and look at myself and go, okay, I need to fix this, this, and this.
Speaker: And then once he started pushing the meds, I was like, all right, I'm out. I'm dipping. What's up, OG? What's going on, brother? And there's nothing wrong with it. It doesn't make us weak. It doesn't make us bad or anything like that. It's just, unfortunately, the mentality that was put into our heads growing up. He was involved. He was involved.
Speaker: That's what's good Pay attention. Your co -host is talking about something serious. Oh, we both are and i'm saying the same thing to him. I'm saying the same thing I'm saying the same. I gotta respond to some measures because when she left her with something was definitely yes to come home to nothing It's about coming home to nothing That shit hurts us when we put our mindset on family now This is what we gotta realize too. This same shit happens to women
Speaker: Oh, absolutely. All of us out here who are assholes, when we finally go through social like this, let's think about how many exes we put this shit through.
Speaker: And that'll help you fix yourself. Look, you may not have as many and I'm gonna say that on purpose, not being funny. You may not have as many as some of them. I haven't put any, I haven't put any of them through it. No, you haven't. You can't relate. There are assholes out here who have been dogs to women. Well, yeah, there's a hundred percent. I've been friends with some and I've had conversations with them. I've pulled them to the side and been like, hey, dude, the fuck is wrong with you? You got a good woman, man. And you know what's wrong with us? We greedy.
Speaker: Well, I think women can be greedy too. I know women are greedy. This is why when I have these conversations, I talk to both sexes at the same fucking time. I can tell both of them both sides because I used to work around a lot of women. I used to listen to them. It took me a while to get married in the first fucking person. Because I'll go ahead and say, OK, OK, let's get nonsensical for a second. Some of you women are real bitches. Agreed.
Speaker: Real horse. I was a woman in the background agreeing with you. Yes. Real fucking rules. I hate women and I don't have very many women friends because they're a bunch of fucking bitches. And women been telling me that right there for 30 years. Cheers to Nikki.
Speaker: Yeah, absolutely. Just because she said that you need to put 10 more minutes on that beard on her. Just for her saying that shit right there. Hey, this beard is on her until she's tapping my head, tapping out, calling time out, pushing me away. When she said that, do 10 more minutes because she just said some of the most honest shit women will ever fucking tell you. I don't hang around other women because they're bitches to women. Tell me that all. And they're shady and they're sneaky.
Speaker: Hashtag 25, Tony. You think I stopped when she tells me to stop? No, there's no talking to me now, ain't you? That means you stop. Fuck that. Well, I do have a job to do. I have a podcast. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The kids are here. They're awake. They're running out of the room. It's not like I could be like, hey, kids, don't mind your dad. I'm just eating at the buffet.
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't care whether they're home or not when you do it. That's an excuse. I'm not OK with it when they're up running around and just like hanging out in my bedroom. They don't always hang out in your bedroom. When have my kids not hung out back here when I'm doing the show? I just seen them for the past five minutes. I haven't seen them. You could have been doing that by now.
Speaker: My point is, I can tell you haven't had kids in that. Yes, I have. Trust me. Trust me. We get it. Or is it if the kids are here or not? But now, like OG said, yeah, no, there's a lot of guys that are potentially assholes. There's women who are just intentionally bitching. Let's be real. Let's be real. The hardest part for us is when we're not an asshole and we get played out. That's where our pride goes out. Yeah, I know.
Speaker: How long? The hardest part for us is when we go 100 % and do everything that we've been taught was supposed to do by women, and we keep getting told it ain't shit. The hardest part for us is when we ain't doing nothing, we know we're not doing wrong, and then we get accused of shit we ain't even fucking doing it, don't control.
Speaker: Oh yeah, you motherfuckers gonna pour your glasses tonight. Because it's the real talk that we don't fucking have. Everybody wants to get in tough luck. Let's go ahead and nip this shit in the bud. My man's going through some shit. Let me go ahead and holler at my boy. I took my wife for granted. We do that because we are taught we are supposed to be in control. What they do that teachers is, no, the fuck you ain't. Get comfortable and you get in your, in your, in your content. I'm not comfortable with girlfriends. Now I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be with them myself for a second. So everybody forgive me. Glick you too. I know. Look at them buns.
Speaker: The first thing I did when I got married was tell myself, I'm not gonna be a chauvinist. That is hardcore rule number one. I don't think I've ever been a chauvinist. I'm not talking about you. I'm just saying. I said, I wasn't gonna be a chauvinist. I wasn't gonna come home and tell her, you better have dinner ready. I wasn't gonna come home and tell her when I wanna have sex, you better be fucking ready. No, what I tried to do was respect not only her emotions and her mindset, but her opinions and her feelings and her health.
Speaker: If you feel like doing something cool, if you feel like you wanna make a change within yourself, exercise wise, go. If you wanna go back to school, go. If you gotta work overtime like I do, go. Matter of fact, I'll cook. If you don't cook, both of us will cook. We didn't have to worry about who was cooking. We didn't have to worry about when dinner was being made. I'm suffocating myself in the bathroom. Don't do that. But hair dye. We made sure. It was a partnership. Yes.
Speaker: And that's what I have for the first time ever. And a lot of today's relationships, I'm gonna tell you what the problem is with today's relationships. I said this before, most motherfuckers ain't used to being comfortable. Everybody's trying to see what you can do for them, how much more you can do for them. And if you can't do more, or you can't do more than what you did in the first place, I'm gonna go find somebody else who will. That's why it took me so long to get married. That's how it was. Damn right. And when Jason was born,
Speaker: I understand because he wasn't my first child. I will listen to everything the doctor said. They need three months to recover. I will get up, go to work, come home, take a nap, get up and hold him so she can sleep more. See, when we go 100 % into these relationships and our marriages and our partnerships, I'm gonna throw both genders in here. When you go 100 % into your, hey, how you doing? When you go 100 % into who we with and that shit don't work, that shit fucking hurts. And a lot of us who are assholes, this is how our exes felt. I've been an asshole. I know this.
Speaker: Not even just being a parent, just being somebody's boyfriend. When you go 100 % into something and it don't work, that shit will fucking stab you in the heart. It'll tell your soul apart. And it's literally going to take time because it's not going to heal. It's got to be stitched back together. That shit takes time. Don't die. I mean, everybody, male and female, understand that shit. Same sex, opposite sex, fucking whatever relationship you win. Stop mistreating your partner. Stop disrespecting your partner.
Speaker: and to the partners out there. Just because you feel disrespected doesn't mean your partner's doing it intentionally. Outside forces destroy relationships and marriages and partnerships with a person that you're fucking with. If a motherfucker was staring at my wife, I didn't blame her.
Speaker: when I would blame her was when she would accept the invite or the attention to the point where it looked like I wasn't shit. There's a difference. You could appreciate a motherfucker complimenting you. What you don't do is accept their invites. Boom. Nicky and I actually had that conversation just yesterday, you know, about like, if I'm live or she posts a video or something like that and somebody comments. Okay, thank you.
Speaker: but I have a boyfriend or I have a girlfriend. Now, if you go any further past that, it's up to me or her to nip it in the bud.
Speaker: Nah, you ain't going to do that. Like I said, motherfuckers is going to say shit. We all know this motherfuckers. And friends are the worst. The more motherfuckers try to use against you. The quote unquote friends are the worst because then they get in their fucking ears. Oh, your man ain't shit. Oh, your man ain't shit. Oh, your girl's a bitch. Why are you messing with her? She ain't nothing. She ain't... And that's crazy because if I find out somebody's in a relationship, first of all, that's all I need to know. Let me stop right there. That's where the line is drawn. Now, the old school dogs that a bunch of us used to be in, I'm going to go ahead and say yes.
Speaker: We're gonna be like, you got somebody? Okay, cool. Let me check myself. What the assholes do? I could be better than him. I could do more than him. I've only done that ever. Maybe four women are like, no bullshit.
Speaker: I don't think I've ever. That's back when I was young and just trying to get it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it one time. No, I'm for real. I've done it maybe four times. I've only done it once. And it was right now, like Nikki and I. I got you. But I didn't because I thought things were one way. But once I found out they were totally different, then I was like, all right, I'm going to shoot my shot.
Speaker: She took the time with it though. What's that? You took your time with it for a duration. You weren't just trying to get it. Oh yeah, no, no, no. We were friends and we both said that, you know. Y 'all were friends for a while before y 'all got together, correct? What's that? Y 'all were friends for a while before y 'all got together, correct? Yeah, we were friends for a minute. Well, I mean, we talked like a year ago. See what I'm saying? This time in between what you two have right now. A lot of people don't even fucking have that.
Speaker: And I think that's what everybody doesn't understand when they come at Nicki and I, and they're like, oh, you guys have only been together three months or blah, blah, blah, yada, yada. They get business, Glitch. They don't fucking know. They're just trying. They're trying you. Yeah, and that's what, and that's what, you know, and that's what, well, and they're jealous. But, and that's what, you know, that's what I've said very plain and simple. We're happy.
Speaker: This is the first time in my life I've had two years. Okay, so y 'all got seven years, nine years in.
Speaker: You're telling me something that's pretty valuable to a lot of people. And a lot of people may not be able to relate to that. Now, I'm not going to throw your name up here. Let me go ahead and throw this on the screen. This is a very big factor to a lot of people's relationships. Y 'all were friends for three years. That's a plus. Y 'all dated for four years. That's a plus. Mind you, right there, some people would have been like, ain't no motherfucking way. But y 'all did it. Then y 'all were married for two. So that's a nine -year time frame. Tell me if I'm wrong, unless some of them years overlapped.
Speaker: Well again in here like right here what he says right here. This is a true fact too. I never took time for me though. Yeah, I was going to get to that next. You're correct. Go ahead and that's 100%. That goes both ways. You guys have to. You don't have to be up each other's ass 24 seven.
Speaker: It's okay for her to go out with her friends or whatever. And it's just the same way, like this is my time. Now she's here, but I mean, I've never had a problem with her being a part of the show. I enjoy it. And she's gonna have a problem with you being on the show. This is a big plus. Nothing against me and Jeff wanting to be here all the goddamn time because if you got a relationship, we got to respect it. Yeah. Which we do. Jeff can't be up here on Mondays because he got hold of Take Care. Okay. Exactly.
Speaker: I'm actually living by myself, still going through my shit. I can be here. This has actually been a form of therapy for me. People don't even fucking acknowledge. Jeff and I have said that from Jump Street with this show. This is kind of a, and this is what we wanted this show to be, not only for us, but for the people who listen. Man Talk. I always say, this is Man Talk show.
Speaker: It is, it is, man. We ain't gotta throw all your business out of the street. I'm sorry, but for all the fellas out there, we ain't gotta be about self -love. We ain't gotta throw your business out of the street. I'm not even asking you all the fucking specifics. I'm just letting you tell me what you got. Because some people want to ask you all the fucking specifics. Spoiler alert, you're on the internet. No.
Speaker: Give me some generalizations. I could fix a lot of things, the generalizations to where you could fix more with the specifics without having to tell me. See, this is how church works for a Catholic. We didn't ask for all the details. What's the problem? What did you not do? What can you fix? How far have you gone within yourself? Stop right there. I'm sorry. Go ahead, good, because I'm about to go. You're good, man. No, you're good, man. How much farther can you go within yourself is something a lot of people don't ask. When women leave us, they can't take no more.
Speaker: Why don't we leave? Because we try to take on any of your motherfucking challenge. We were given big, big, broad, strong shoulders for a reason, as men. Because we want to put everything on our way. We did keep going some more. So we are hurt within ourselves. Ladies do the same thing when they have our children. Nikki's one of the first women that I've ever showed any kind of weakness with. No, she isn't. Not from what we've seen. No, she isn't.
Speaker: there's a difference between what we see and what we know. I'll give you that. Letting somebody in and letting somebody in. And, you know, I've tiptoed and I've danced around things with people, even with you guys, but I don't think I keep anything from her. I mean, even my past, she knows about my past. Okay. And I'm not even asking all the details. Yeah. So,
Speaker: you know, I don't, when I let my guard down with her, or just being myself in general, I mean, like, this is so silly. And I know it is. This is silly. This right here is a silly person. Yes, you fixing yourself inside. This is what I know. I think she was, I think she was,
Speaker: almost not quite, but almost as excited as I was for me making this stupid belt purchase. That's a damn shame. Because I, because it's me, you know, I can be what you are to have you, you make her feel this way. Yeah. I can be myself with her a hundred percent, no matter where we are, what setting we're in, I can just be me where before I would have to hold back, I would have to, you know, it didn't matter past relationship. So, you know,
Speaker: I heard that. She's dying your hair right now. I'm cleaning your hair out of the bathtub. I hate wet hair. That's our hair. No, sir. It is not. I clean my hair out of the bathtub every time I get out. You have hair gargoyles the worse than I do. Nikki, don't tell everybody that on the internet. We don't even know that shit. I don't even have any hair. I'm bald like Tony. It's this.
Speaker: That does leave hair spiders worse than my head. That's not what he wants you to pull his beard. Thank you very much. Now get back. Is my beard going to be red now? The only woman I've cried around the world in the beginning of the month. No, I believe you. I believe you.
Speaker: But yeah, you know, like I said, in a relationship, you definitely have to have time for yourselves. It doesn't necessarily mean you have to go out. I mean, it could just simply be Nikki's day off and she's hanging out here at the house and nobody's home. She wants to go out. Well, my wife, she used to ask me. I don't know where to go here. Oh yeah, I know. When we first got together, when we first got married, she asked me what time I want for my birthday.
Speaker: I told her exactly what it was that I wanted. I had got it that year. Ever since then, I didn't really want anything. And it confused her. She said, you don't want nothing? I said, I got everything I need. I was her and the kids as a family. All I needed to do was get some sleep that day, get something to eat. She bought me a bottle of Crown Apple. And mentally, I was at peace.
Speaker: If you got to keep asking for presents, I understand, but for me, once I had a family, I had a stable career, we had Jason, we had our, like I had my son, she had a daughter, and then we had Jason together. If we was all together, and I bullshit that to this day, she could tell you, when my oldest would come stay with us on the holidays, and we was all together, she would always tell me, this is a good feeling. I said, yeah, it is.
Speaker: No, I ran. My stepdaughter knew when Trey would come down, I would be so much fucking happy because I had everybody together. My circle was complete. That's why I tell people, man, when you got kids or you got a family, if you get everybody to get in there, sit down and look at it for a second. I'll never forget when my dad, when I went up there for his birthday one year, all of us were there. All me, Lindsey, Simone, Niana, Shakira, Jay, and Torita, all seven of us were together.
Speaker: That one year, it was his birthday party. I hadn't made his birthday party forever. I think it might've been the first time I was ever there for his birthday that I could remember. We was in the back yard, I was walking to the front and I kind of looked back for a second. I looked at my dad. My dad was just looking around, looked at him. He looked at me, he said, I'm happy. I told him once, I got to make every fucking reunion from now on. I got to make every fucking reunion. He was like, he said, I'm happy. I was like, yeah, we got to do this shit.
Speaker: All you gotta do, man, in between the times you got the kids, go to work, do your shit around the house, clear up your mail, clear up your email, clear up your debt, do your habits, whatever. Make sure all this shit's straight, so when they come to you, all the kids wanna do is be around you as a father. They're gonna want you to do this, they're gonna want you to do that. They're gonna want you to take them there, they're gonna want you to take them there, here and there. They're gonna want you to buy shit, make it to where you ain't got no problem. But there's gonna be a time when I just wanna sit with you.
Speaker: I think I was telling Glick this one time. I was telling my co -worker this shit one time. All the kids want to do is just be up under you as a father. Well, no. And I think that's one of the things. All they want to do is be up under you. You know, I think that's one of the things about this show. And I know some people have commented and talked shit about it because our kids are a part of the show. Yeah, they are.
Speaker: You know, they pop in and out, they climb in. I mean, Tony, I think I can speak for you and I. I don't want to speak for Jeff because, but fuck it, I'll speak for Jeff. But I don't like you when my kids pop in here, just randomly. Just so you know, I don't care who he is. We take our kids seriously. We will stop everything. Just let them come say something.
Speaker: And we've done it and we'll keep fucking doing it. We don't care. And I don't have a problem when Jason or Kevin or Michelle pops in here. Hell, I mean, Saturday, a couple of Saturdays ago, before I died, Jason rolled up in here and Kevin or Jeff and I were like, Hey, what's going on, man? We was rocking with him. Like, and I've done Jeff's disappeared and we've come back from break and Kevin and I did like 15 minutes together. That's more than one time. Enjoy the bathroom.
Speaker: Hello. Damn it. She said bye. Bye. Damn it. Yeah. I, you know, I've, I've done this show with, with, with both of your guys's kids. What's up? Speaking of the kids. What's up crackhead football? Did you get a piece of things? Hey, Tony. So what up? Huh? I have no idea where you put your phone. I don't know. I haven't seen it buddy.
Speaker: Speaking of the kids, there's one. Well, baby, baby, nonsensical, baby, nonsensical. But, uh, you know, we, as fathers, we, we try to, you know, still make time for ourselves, but still incorporate the kids as much as we can. You know, I love my kids. I love that they're here all week long, but by the time the weekend rolls around, I'm ready for the quiet. Uh, I'm ready for.
Speaker: Time for generation time. So regeneration time, my time, you know, Nikki and I have the weekends together, whether we don't, we don't even have to get off the couch except to come to bed or to go get sushi. No more sushi for this motherfucker. Oh, I had sushi last night. That was delicious. I had sushi the next Sunday too.
Speaker: I don't think I don't think I don't think I think it was the leftovers I ate in all honesty. Because they've been in there for a hot minute. I don't know. You hate the quietness because you're not used to it. You haven't had it in a while. That's the adjustment. That's what I'm talking about. No disrespect, please. No disrespect. That's what's bothering you.
Speaker: No, it really is. You miss having that part on your mind. It's the same way our plan is to who left to go to college or who left to join the military or moved out of the house. It's 100 % right because I never lived on my own. From the time I was 18 until I was 38. I never lived on my own. I moved out when I was 18.
Speaker: My buddies were always there. My girlfriend that I was dating at the time, she moved in eventually. I never lived alone until my wife left me. And then when she did, I was left to an empty house. Yeah, that sucks. And it sucked. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. That's why. And when I came back home, you know,
Speaker: I had a friend of mine and her and I tried to date, you know, and it didn't work out, but we still tried to stay friends, but then it just, things got bad. And I moved out on my own. That was the first time I had my own place since, since, since ever, ever. I think that's something else too. I didn't address some people on used to living alone. They can't. Yeah, it was, it was an adjustment. And then I got to a point where I was like, all right, I kind of like this. I like having my own place. I liked being able to do what I want when I want, when the kids weren't there.
Speaker: Um, but at the same time, like now it's, it's, it's a great feeling to come home and the kids be here every night and Nicki be here now and, and, and everything like that. I miss that, but it was nice to have that almost four years to have that experience where I was alone because I needed that. Let's be honest. I needed it because I never had it. Right.
Speaker: I mean, I mean, there, if I wanted to get shit -faced drunk and pass out naked in the kitchen, I could. No, no, no, no. Yeah, well, I'm just saying. If I wanted to order DoorDash at two o 'clock in the morning, I could. Same here. If I wanted to decorate my apartment like a frat house, I could and I did. But same here with my parents, with them and my wife. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: Um, but, you know, now, you know, I, I like the, I like the chaos in the house. I like having the kids here. I love the fact that I get to come home every day at Vicki's here. Um, but I experienced it. I'm good. Yeah. Granted. I was a grown ass adult with kids when I experienced it. And I wasn't in my.
Speaker: early twenties, but yeah, what are you going to do? I was a dad at 24. I was married by 26. So, but like I said, any, any, any guy who's listening or any woman who's listening, if you're going through something like this, take the time to, to look in the mirror and reevaluate.
Speaker: Look deep inside. And fix, take the opportunity to fix yourself. Because we're all broken in some way, shape or form. And we're never gonna be perfect. We're never gonna be 100 % fixed. But you can take the opportunity to look back and go, okay, this is, this is, this is where I was wrong. And then - You generate within yourself.
Speaker: Yep, you may not end up with a person that you thought you were gonna spend the rest of your life with. You're generating yourself. This is gonna take time. I've literally, my wife left 2020, so it's been two and a half years. It literally took me about six months just to get my mind right. Oh yeah. And I was going to council.
Speaker: I was just watching the old broadcast of Ditto Haps. And I saw how long it even took for me to tell anybody in public what I was going through. I know when I met you, you still weren't even talking about it. No, thank you. And it took and it took you I mean even even before you were on this show.
Speaker: Even when you came on to the show, you still weren't talking a whole lot about it, even after you joined us on this show. I started talking about it right around when Trey graduated. Right around when Trey graduated, I started talking about it more often. You were still vague about it. You still didn't. And I think that, you know, we
Speaker: We tried to respect that and not dive too deep. Well, you're not supposed to tell anybody that much about yourself on the Internet any fucking way. That's why I was hesitant. Now, when I met Izzy and Petty and we were in a closed area, they knew. If they bend you.
Speaker: We can go back 30 years. She been new. Oh yeah, exactly. But you and Ive have a very long history. Yeah, it was crazy. Most of my Facebook folks knew. They knew. Because I grew up around, most of the people on my Facebook, I've literally grown up around. Literally, my babysitter from when I was a kid in New York,
Speaker: And she's on my Facebook. My mother's friends are on my Facebook. That's why I put the shit over there, just so you get a motherfucking note. My mother's friends are on my Facebook. My mother used to get on me about what I did on Facebook. You think I'm gonna put this shit to you? It's fucking crazy. Oh, no. When my wife left me, we didn't put it on Facebook. Nobody knew. And then when we came back home to Ohio, really, the only people that found out when we came back home to Ohio was our parents. Yeah. Our parents didn't even know for almost six, seven, eight months. Yeah. Because it's hard. Yeah.
Speaker: And it's really because people are going to race you. It's fucking hard. I remember when I was at a meeting last summer, and there's a woman that I knew about nine years. And we was talking, and I was like, I gotta go pick up my son. She was like, yeah, pick up your son. Because the way I said it, she knew. I said, oh, yeah. I said, yeah, you didn't know me and old girl separated. We're about to get a voice. She's delicious.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Because she knows the both with number one. Number two, everybody knows how hard I went. Even the people that knew me, that don't live here, that knew me, the young me, they knew how hard I went for this match. You know the one thing people want you to do when you get married? Cut everybody else off. Just for the sake of your match. As much as everybody's going to respect it, acknowledge it, they understand it. So when it didn't worry about it, like, uh -oh, you got to holler, let me know. You got to holler, let me know. You got to holler, let me know. And this is what I used to do with people all the time.
Speaker: If you go through some shit this hard and you talk to my talk. Now, you ain't gotta put everything out there. And also to the people going through depression, anxiety, and stress stages, you do have friends that you can talk to, but know this too. This is what we gotta do within ourselves. We can't always handle everything you're telling us the same way. You can't always handle everything we're telling you. We can only do so much as a vent.
Speaker: You get some of that energy out, realize the freedom that you have to do some reconstructing and regenerating within yourself as well. And everybody fucking out there, I need you to hear that shit. I know a lot of people who vent every fucking day.
Speaker: They are depressed every fucking day. They are distressed every fucking, you don't think that shit gets exhausted? They got anxiety every fucking, they got a problem every fucking day. Do you realize how much you don't want to hear that shit from nobody? So how the fuck do we hear from you? Oh, I was like that. I was, I was, like I said, I was, you know,
Speaker: I lived in Charleston and I had loved it down there. It was beautiful down there, but it was literally, I was such a mess that it took everything I had just to get up and go to work.
Speaker: And I was working 60, 70 hours a week. And I lived there for 10 years. I didn't get to enjoy the beach like I wanted to. I didn't get to enjoy Charleston like I wanted to because - Well, you was younger back then. I got what you said. I almost said something, but with you being as young as you were, I know just at your age, you wanted to get out there and be with the folks.
Speaker: Well, I mean, I was in my early 30s. And it wasn't like I wanted to go out and party every night, but I wanted to - That's still kind of wasting their crowd back then, too. That's the 50s and 20s. Yeah. That's like when I was in Panama City. I was in my 30s in Panama City. You got to come down here with a spring break. I said, I'm not fucking with them girls and catching okay. She don't know who the fuck's under age.
Speaker: Exactly. But you know, I wasn't wanting to go out party and everything like that. But you know, you know, when we had friends and family that came down to visit, you know, my ex had it ingrained into my head that everybody hated me. I was an asshole. I was a terrible person. I didn't get invited to dinners when family came to visit because for one reason to another, or if friends were going out, I didn't get invited because
Speaker: you know, my wife just didn't invite me. And I didn't wanna go because why do I wanna go spend time with people that don't like me? And then after she left and I was hanging out with these same people, they're like, why didn't you ever come out?
Speaker: I don't know. I thought you guys didn't like me. They were texting me and calling me. Hey, what are you doing tonight? Hey, you want to come out and have dinner? You didn't have the energy. And you also put most of your energy into being at home. You got to keep your reserves for family. Mentally, you got to keep your physiologically. Physiologically, we put our reserves for family because there's an emergency you don't want to be too tired to deal with. Yeah. Well, these were friends of ours that were couples.
Speaker: that that that she would go out with and they were going out with their husbands and wives and stuff like that and I was never invited and stuff because I didn't I why do I want to go hang out with people who don't like me you know they will give you a chance well I found out after the fact that that was never the case that was her telling me that people that don't like you when we grow old
Speaker: Damn, I'm going to do this. When we grow up, even people who don't like you will give you a chance to hang out. Just the number one, try to bury the hatchet. Number two, try to make things better. Number three, try to see if we got the wrong misinterpretation of your ass. I've learned that, and then I've also done it. Before I left Panama City, we had a going away party. There was a dude. I swear, I was going to beat the fuck out of him.
Speaker: Cause I didn't like his attitude. But his wife was cool with us. So she wanted to come and actually, I said, yo man, let me holler at you real quick. I said, we better get together and hang out with her. He's like, I don't know. I don't know. So listen, I know me and you don't have beef, but I want to be grown for a second. Respect to your marriage, respect to your professionalism, respect to everything that you do. We're going to have to get together. I don't give a fuck if we got a problem. Let's do this as professionals. Come join us tonight, please. He still didn't come. She did.
Speaker: And.
Speaker: I actually friended him on LinkedIn on a professional level. Cause you don't link this professionally, even though I'm speaking professional. I'm not going to lie and cost him a job. If he was in need of reference, I can refer him on a professional level. Absolutely. Whether I got beef with a motherfucker or not, I can refer you on a professional level. What's up Chris technician. So as we get grown, even though we got issue with motherfuckers, sometimes they be like, man, come on, let's go get something to drink. Well, that was the thing. I mean, it was a complete opposite. People who never had a problem with me, but it was,
Speaker: told by me by my by my exit. I'm an asshole. People don't like to be around me. You are an asshole. Well, I am an asshole, but I found out after the fact that when she would show up without me, they were always asking where the hell I was.
Speaker: You know, like, you know, and they would text me and I'm like, Oh, well, I didn't know you guys were going out tonight. I didn't get invited. It's all right. And I would make excuses for all, you know, I had to work until I had to work late. So I didn't get home until late. So, you know, whatever. But it was after the fact that I found out after she left and I was, they were coming over to the house and not just the husbands, but as couples, they were coming over to the house to hang out.
Speaker: Yes, because you may be a different dude as a husband than you are as your own man, which a lot of us do do. We tend to straighten up more.
Speaker: A lot of married dudes will get together, be for no beefing. We got the families, you know what y 'all, come on, man. Fuck this other shit. Let's go ahead and do the family thing. Let's go ahead and do the married folks thing where they're going to chill. We're just going to be there. They ain't going anywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That good shit. That's some good shit. I ain't going for it. Hey, much love to you, man. Take care of yourself, brother. Hey, listen. Hey, I hope we helped. I hope we didn't run shit in the ground, man. And please listen to what I said with the right note and not as an asshole. The last thing I want you to do is to fucking snap and cost yourself more. Fuck that.
Speaker: Yeah, I know you're just down the road a little ways from me. Friday night or whatever, and not this weekend, obviously, unfortunately, I'm out of town. But if you need an ear, you need somebody to drink a beer with, hit me up, man. I'll meet you up. Okay, good. I appreciate it. You said it helped. I mean, you got an open invite. I'll invite you over. We can have a couple of beers if you need somebody to sit down and chitchat with, man. Like I said,
Speaker: I know you're just down the road a little ways. So let me say, but don't fight nobody. Cause then you got to pay for that shit. You can't fight nobody. When you, every now and they just want to punch them off fucking the face. We too old to be going to jail and paying bail. We're too old for that shit. Yeah. Don't fight nobody right around the corner, man. Maybe we can, maybe we can get together and barbecue or grill or something sometime. But yeah, definitely. Or if you just need somebody to talk to, man, I know we're friends on social media. Hit me up if you need somebody to talk to.
Speaker: What's up? Did she shower open? What is that child doing in the bathroom? She's been in there since we got home. But no, I mean, it's you know, it's it's it's it's as guys and especially as older guys, we have to understand it's OK to ask for help sometimes. It's OK to to. Put our feelings out there.
Speaker: And so guys, if a motherfucker asks you for help, it's okay to help them without being an asshole. Absolutely. They're like real deal. You know, the three of us, we bust each other's balls a lot on this show, but I have no doubt in my mind. Actually, I know for a fact because I've been there and both Tony and Jeff have reached out off the show privately to check on me. Yeah. Backstage. I know I've reached out to check on Tony. I've reached out and checked on Jeff. You know, it's okay.
Speaker: We've done that for each other. We have, over the past year, we have. So a lot of people don't understand what goes on with the show. Y 'all don't realize the conversations we've had backstage. You're not supposed to, and that's okay. A lot of you who know me on the internet, you know you could talk to me off stage on some real shit outside of whatever we do up here. And we've done it. If you really wanna know, and look, I'm gonna tell you this too. If you really wanna know why I try to keep everybody together so fucking much, y 'all have no idea of the conversations I've had with people off stage.
Speaker: I don't care what you see, I don't care what you hear, even for the people that are proud of me. You may have a problem with me, but you haven't had that one -on -one time that I've had with somebody else to understand when I might not have had it with you. But a bunch of us were there for each other, even in groups, and we'll never tell. Because it wasn't about any lowdown, shasty shit, it was about some real shit. And I'm a firm believer in the fact that
Speaker: You know, I'm the type of guy, some of you may or may not believe this, cause I know I've got some lingerers and people who still watch this. And they've seen the asshole side of me more times than I can count, unfortunately, but you've also brought it out of me. So you got what you deserve at the end of the day. I'm the type of motherfucker. I'll see a stranger on the street and smile at him a wave or smile and say hi. Because you don't know what people are going through. And I know that I, you know,
Speaker: And I try to keep that in mind when somebody's actually stupid. And I do ignore a lot of things. I truly do ignore a lot of things. I agree with that because I've done the same thing. I don't know what I'm going to do. But if you come to me stupid at the wrong time, that's your ass. But some people like to, not some of you, and this is a general consensus. Some people like to push buttons.
Speaker: and say things to get a rise out of people thinking they won't say or do anything. Well, I'm the type of motherfucker that I will say and do shit. So you come at me the wrong way and say the wrong thing and attack me the wrong way. I'm going to come after you where it hurts. I've done it. I've done it. I'll do it. And a lot of people take that as a weakness. What you don't know is how bad I will cuss you out or punch you in the face when I see you. I just can't afford to bail money. And I'm not trying to have nothing on my record no more. I mean, you did tell somebody. I said no more on purpose.
Speaker: I, you know, I, and, and, and, and I'm going to try to say this as politely as I possibly can. And a lot of people will agree with me, but I'm in the same boat as this person. We had somebody up here on the show Monday night. I'm not the biggest fan of, I've avoided and tried to avoid for years.
Speaker: because of their personality and what they do and how they act. But they were up here last Monday night. We had a good conversation. We had fun together. Despite anything else. I mean, at the end of the day, we really did. We had a very good conversation. There was three of us up here. Tony was in his meeting for his duties. I'll do my VFW meeting here. And there was three of us up in here. One person, unfortunately,
Speaker: Jay, you jackass him and I go back. I know, I know, Jay, I know his personality. I know his type. I know what he does. I know why he does it. Yeah. And I'll curse that motherfucker out. I'm not kidding. Two shits in a fuckless, but we had somebody else up here who a lot of people don't like. I'm not necessarily the biggest fan of, but we were able to cohabitate and have a good conversation and have fun and get along. And it was really cool. I enjoyed it.
Speaker: Um, you know, am I going to hang out with this person every week? No, probably not. Once in a blue moon isn't the problem. Once in a blue moon is good. Uh, am I going to seek this person out on their social media? No, probably not.
Speaker: But I'm not going to sit here and talk shit. There's another certain individual that I said that I cut ties with and said I was done with. But at the end of the day, as long as you ain't acting crazy and acting stupid, I don't care what you're doing. I truly hope for the best. Do your thing. And if it works out, it works out. I'm pulling for you. That don't mean I have to associate with you. Which way? Later.
Speaker: So, but I'm not beyond acting crazy and acting stupid, Chris. Dylan, what's good? What's up, buddy? Yep. What's going on, bud? Friendzone, Dylan. I do want to tell you, I did replay Sunday morning. That shit was kick ass. No, it was...
Speaker: No, it was good. I watched a little bit of. The part two. Yeah, I gotta watch didn't it? That was that was that was pretty good. Sunday I always enjoy doing the football talk with you and rich. I like having the conversation with especially because I know a lot of times when when I've been in there. I wanted you out. Yeah, you rich and I. And I'm in there a lot of times you you'll kind of you'll kind of sit back.
Speaker: and let Rich and I, you know, kind of go back and forth. That's what it means to host. I'm not going to do all the talking. I'm off, but I'm not going to do all the talking. We talk together, and I love it. No, and I know, because, I mean, Rich has said it. Rich is like, I'm a football fan, but I don't know. Fantasy. The things that you know, Glick, like, I don't know the numbers and the stats and the players are here and there and moving around and this, that, and the other thing.
Speaker: It's kind of my rain man thing with sports. I wish I had people that I could talk more sports with because I am a hockey fan. I am a baseball fan. I do know a little bit about it a little bit. No, Sunday was fun. You can do hockey. You can do baseball. I can't do baseball. It's too much. The only thing I can't do with hockey is pronounce names.
Speaker: These motherfuckers will have 37 consonants in one vowel. It's like if you just meet somebody, it's a way to start the conversation, like breaking the ice.
Speaker: Kind of like when I start to show it's a way to break the ice is to come in and welcome everybody to the show and introduce like Jeff and Tony and stuff. Like to make a start or something. Start a conversation. But. That's Tony D.
Speaker: If you got chip on your shoulder, you're just mad for no reason. But you're supposed to do your homework yourself. I'm not supposed to give you the answers. Well, that's what you're supposed to. Now,
Speaker: Speaking of fantasy football, kinda change a little change of subject here real quick. We were talking about this Sunday and I brought this up earlier in the show. I was hoping you were gonna make it tonight. We were not talking about this, but our boy, Roger Goodell. What's your feelings on Roger Goodell's homie?
Speaker: He's got a job, he ain't gonna give up and I don't fucking blame him. I'm sorry, he's right there. He's got a job, he's not gonna give up and I don't blame him. $40 million a year? Yeah, I'll deal with some of that. I'm not the biggest fan of Roger Goodell.
Speaker: A lot of people aren't, but like I said, $40 million a year. I think as as a football fan. I think he's kind of a tool. He can be a tool. Like I said, $40 million a year. What's his heart? What's the hardest part of the job?
Speaker: I'm curious. I mean, he's the commissioner of the entire NFL. Yeah, I'm curious. What's the hardest part of his job? I'm curious. I think his job in general is incredibly hard. I think his lack of sleep. Because, you know, he's, he's, you know, now, granted, they did, they did, they did come up with this panel of people to do punishments and this, that and the other thing and fines.
Speaker: But at the end of the day, they're supposed to be, and this happened with Deshaun Watson. You know, just for instance, I mean, this happened with Deshaun Watson. You have a committee designed to deal out punishments and fines. They dealt out, in their opinion, what they thought was fair and just to Deshaun Watson.
Speaker: The investigation and they do the accurate respect. I mean, Roger Goodell said, No, I don't like that. This is his penalty. And this is his five. So you you hire a group of individuals to do a job.
Speaker: Yes. But then you overstep them. He's, he has authorization to do so. He does. But why hire a committee of people and pay a committee of people millions of dollars to do a job if you're going to do whatever you want. You got to do the process. Okay. Let's look at this from his perspective. Let's look at this from their perspective. They're going to try this. They're going to try that. You got to make sure it's just, you got to also make sure you keep to the head of the law and you got to find a medium ground on both. Hold on a second. Yeah, go ahead. Handle that. No, you're good, Ben.
Speaker: But he and you guys have kind of accused me of this and with this show He doesn't know how to
Speaker: Um, I have no idea. Hold on a second. Let me, I'll take a time. I'm going to have to like really look at it, but, um, he doesn't know how to, uh, let other people, um, do their job, so to say.
Speaker: He wants to be in constant power and control. Anyways, I'm not the biggest fan of him. I think he's a jackass. I think he's a tool. But what would you do in his position would be my question to them. I think in his position, I mean, you can't.
Speaker: There's people in play to do certain things and do certain jobs. You have to let them do their jobs. But anyways, that's like totally off subject. Just kind of a personal feeling. I think he's a jackass. And I know a lot of team owners feel the same way. Yes, they do. As well as fans. He is expected to sign a multi -year extension. He ain't going nowhere.
Speaker: uh, would receive, it likely means the Goodell would receive north of 63 .9 million. You got to raise, uh, the proposed deal, this will be the fourth extension he's gotten since 2006. Previous deals coming in 2009, 12 and 17 collective, collective bargaining agreement with the NFL PA and 110
Speaker: billion television right deals with his extending existing partners and Amazon. Both deals run through at least 2030. Yeah, you're going away seven more years. Until this motherfucker dies. I'll be right back. That's it. I don't blame him. Oh my God. I have to. No, I haven't because cash is over my shoulder. I know. No, you don't. Can I get in there real quick?
Speaker: Thank you.
Speaker: Two bathrooms and I can't even get into one. I was in the middle of reading a news article. All right, there you go. Sorry, there's a dog in here. Is that okay?
Speaker: The door shut, nobody's in here. You remember me asking you why, what your favorite color was? Yeah, I remember you asking me what my favorite color was. Wow. But I need a clue. I like that. I like that a lot. Sorry. Why can't I be a dickhead? I don't know if you noticed, right? I was doing 12 things at once.
Speaker: Well, I need to close. Not in his opinion. I like that. I like that. Yeah. Unfortunately for NFL, NFL fans or owners that, that don't like Roger Goodell. Are you all right? Nope.
Speaker: I'm a little flustered right now. Roger. Tony. You better be glad it ain't me. I told you how to stand. I didn't have to tell her how to stay a dresser. I'm totally **** shaking his head smiling here to here. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, unfortunately, if you like Roger Goodell, good for you. If you don't like him, well, we're stuck with him. The other NFL thing I wanted to talk about, we were talking about this yesterday. My guy, Mr. Dalton Schultz. We talked about him going to Cincinnati potentially. Well, do we have confirmation?
Speaker: Whoa, holy shit. Come on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm a little rested. We got time. Go for it. Oh my God. I did not see that. That's huge. Go. Dalton Schultz is leaving Dallas. For the Bengals. One year, $9 million.
Speaker: He's heading down to Houston. Not only is Houston signing Dalton Schultz. Tell me they're not getting Zeke. Houston is signing Devin Singletary from the Bills.
Speaker: Where is Brian at when we need him? Where is Brian at? That is huge for Houston after their abysmal season, disaster season, dumpster fire season, disgusting season. They played hard against Dallas though. I did see something when they played Dallas, they was going. Make you want to kill yourself season. You know, I don't want to give Houston too much shit. I do.
Speaker: Actually, I'm gonna look that up here in just one second. This is what blew my mind when I opened this. So Chauncey Gardner Johnson, we talked about him yesterday, potentially going to Cincinnati. One year deal, $8 million. Detroit fucking Lions. Who? Detroit Lions, Chauncey Gardner Smith, CJ. We talked about him yesterday, potentially going to the Bengals. Yeah.
Speaker: He's going to the Lions. This is what just blew my mind. I didn't know that the Minnesota Vikings cut Adam Phelan. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait one damn minute. That's disrespectful. That's disrespectful as fuck because Adam Phelan has been their guy for how long? We don't, Dylan. We talked about that yesterday.
Speaker: I guess we're Adam dealing just signed a three year deal with. He was on the top options. Adam feeling got cut. He got cut by the Vikings. Send him to Jacksonville. No, sir. You're close. Jacksonville, he'll be fine. You're close. My man AT is going to Carolina. Three year deal. Yeah, but who the fuck? I like it. But who the fuck's going to take care of it?
Speaker: Well, let's take a peek here. So I didn't want to, I didn't want to shoot on the Houston Texans too bad because they did have a terrible season. They were three and 13, but I want to take a peek here. They tied with the Colts 20 to 20. They did not have the Vegas blew them out by 18 or the Raiders blew them out by 18.
Speaker: Washington beat him by 13, Miami beat him by 15, Cleveland beat them by 13. Jacksonville actually slaughtered them. Slaughter who? Jacksonville slaughtered Houston. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They almost beat Dallas. I think they beat Dallas. They almost beat them. They almost beat them. They lost by four. So you had one, two, three, four,
Speaker: five games out of a 17 game schedule that they lost by double digits. The Texans. The Texans. Yeah. They were not, despite their record, they were not a bad, they were not a terrible team. Okay. They were in every single game. Okay. They did get a winner of Indianapolis. They got a winner over Tennessee and they got a winner over Jacksonville. Keep going, I'm listening.
Speaker: Let's jump over to Carolina real quick, real quick and see what NFC South has got going on. Carolina Panthers, let me see your roster real quick. They still have Cam Newton on the roster.
Speaker: They got Andy Dalton as QB one in Carolina. I think Andy Dalton, Adam Philby, I forgot about Andy Dalton. I think he'll be okay as a quarterback. As long as he pitches the ball more than he throws it, I think they'll be fine. You got your running backs, Miles Sanders.
Speaker: Miles Sanders. They got a nice, I know they did a lot, they recruited, not this recent draft, but the draft before, they did a decent job on a draft with offensive players. So they got a whole new offensive core in my opinion. Now, their wide receiver core, Adam Thielen is clearly the superstar. He should be their number one, but he is their number one. He's the veteran. They got Terrence Marshall, Preston Williams, CJ Saunders, Derek Wright,
Speaker: That's their wide receiver one through seven. Now they also have they have Richard Higgins. OK, let me see what they're both saying who. Richard Higgins was with Cleveland. Sharp Higgins was with Tampa Bay. He's not one to sleep on Richard Higgins. OK, OK, OK. OK. Uhm?
Speaker: I cannot believe that the Minnesota Vikings. Disrespectful. Cut, they cut him. Yeah, disrespectful. They didn't even say. It wasn't like, Hey, you're a free agent. We're going to let you explore options or anything like that. What's going on? Stevie Wonder. Uh, they just, they just, they just cut him.
Speaker: Um, he wasn't the man he's been over the past five, six years. I don't think I know he has injuries. I did have him one season. He was an absolute monster. I mean, I've had him every year. He does what he's got. He was the number one receiver to draft. I forgot 2017 2018.
Speaker: I mean, that leaves them with KJ Osborne and Justin Jefferson, and no disrespect towards Justin Jefferson because - Justin Jefferson's known for the bottom all season. Yeah, we all know he's an absolutely fucking freaking major in the - And Jamar Chase, just JJ is better than you. So sit the hell down and shut up. Who's better than Justin Jefferson? Jamar Chase? No, Jamar, Justin Jefferson is better than Jamar Chase. Yeah. I'm gonna get myself here today. Huh? I'm gonna get myself here.
Speaker: I thought we were willing to get our time special. I think Justin Jefferson is better than Jamar Chase. Let's give that another season before we define that, because Jamar Chase is doing the damn thing for the Bengals. Jefferson's only in his fourth season. Jamar Chase is going into his third. I'm going to give it another season before we say that, because Justin Jefferson is getting a lot, both of them were getting a lot of credit in respectable seasons.
Speaker: one guy created one season, one guy created the next season. Oh yeah. I mean, they're both phenomenal athletes. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to make one better than the other. I think Justin Jefferson is better than Jamar Chase. Okay. All around as a whole. Okay. I like that a lot. I'm just saying as a whole, I think, I think Justin Jefferson is a better all around athlete than,
Speaker: All around athletes, you say. All around athletes, you say. Yes. But I believe that movie, that's my fault. It's my favorite part of the fucking movie. You know, the day the Earth stood still when that robot came out and went like this, then just stopped. It came back and just stood there. A what movie? The day the Earth stood still. Oh, you know, I don't think I've seen that. That's the one with Keanu Reeves, that alien.
Speaker: Yeah, Phelan spent his entire career with the Vikings. Yeah, he did. Nine seasons. Kirk Cousins, they got Justin Jefferson. Phelan can go because they have a dis -replacement. I just find it to be disrespectful that they cut him. Yeah, he spent nine seasons. Yeah, Justin Jefferson in the future. Exactly. Oh, no, absolutely. They did hang the same way the Falcons did, Roddy White.
Speaker: There's there's no doubt that that JJ is is is the future. For that franchise, but. I mean. I mean, so so let's compare the 2021 2021 season to the 2022 season last season for Adam feeling. 2021 he had 67 receptions.
Speaker: Did he break 1000 yards? I think he did. He's only broken 1000 yards twice in his career. He's only broken twice in his career. Yes. He is Adam feel into the Vikings is what Cooper Cup is to the Rams agree. Without question agree, he is a go to guy. He is a guy that's going to save you. He's a guy that's going to get you out of. He's only had double digit touchdowns twice in his career.
Speaker: but he's got a lot of yards in receptions. He actually only has, well, so we'll go career totals. He has 534 career receptions, 6 ,682 career yards. Okay. He averages for a career, 12 .5 yards to catch. Okay. His average, long,
Speaker: for the career is 71, or I'm sorry, his longest career reception is 71 yards. And he's had 55 touchdowns in his career. Six touchdowns a season, pretty much. So 2021 and 2022, past two seasons, 70 receptions in last season, 67 and 21. He had 716 yards in 2022, 726.
Speaker: in 2021. He was averaging 10 .2 last season. In 2021, he was averaging 10 .8. His long for 2022 was 36. His long for 2021 was 35. 2021, he had 10 touchdowns. In 2022, he had six. He didn't really fall off.
Speaker: No, he just had a couple of decent breakout seasons. Well, in 2020, 74 receptions, 925 yards, 12 .5 average, 51 for a long, and 14 touchdowns. Every season before that, six touchdowns, nine touchdowns, four touchdowns, five touchdowns, zero touchdowns, and one touchdown.
Speaker: 2018 he had 13, he had 1 ,373 yards for nine touchdowns. In 2017, he had 1 ,276 yards for four touchdowns. He has stayed consistent his entire career. Absolutely. Outside of his first two seasons.
Speaker: Absolutely. He had a huge jump from 2014, which is his rookie year in 2015, where he had eight receptions and 12 receptions, 137 yards, 144 yards, zero touchdowns, one touchdown. And then all of a sudden he jumped up in 2016 from 144 to 916, zero touchdowns to five touchdowns, 12 receptions to 69 receptions.
Speaker: So, I mean, he has stayed consistent since his third year, all the way to last year. Yes. And he's old. And let's NFL years, he's old. He's old. He's over 30, right? He's going into his 10th season. Uh -huh. Adam Phelan is 32 years old. And he's staying consistent. He's staying healthy.
Speaker: I think that is a huge slap in the face and an absolute disrespectful move by the Minnesota Vikings. I have to agree. A team that I like to root for, mind you. A team that I wanted to start watching the go -to so they could have went to the Super Bowl. You know what? I can't argue that. I know you couldn't. There was a part of me that wanted to.
Speaker: But after seeing him in those six games last season. No, I know your criticism, but I know what I saw. And the one thing. They never talked about was. The Sean Watson, when he plays, look at that team, Minnesota had and look at the trades that the Texas were asking for. The Texas needed to rebuild anyway. Minnesota could have kept that court and added the Sean Watson. It would have been good for five seasons. Viable, viable. Well, now hopefully Cleveland can benefit.
Speaker: Y 'all are going to business. Because I was on the skeptical side of, I know what he did before everything happened. I know what he was doing before he took two years off, or before he was off the field for two years. He didn't take two years off, almost two and a half years, whatever the case may be. I know he was an absolute monster. But I was afraid of,
Speaker: Are we going to get that same Deshaun Watson? I'm going everyday or something. You know what's going to be funny? Curtis is going to stand up and fall over. Yes, he is. That man said, I'm going to get the end of this song and then we're going to do an outro. Go stand up with your pride. There you go. That's the fuck I'm talking about. You want me to stand up?
Speaker: you're watching this and you would like to see that video, go to nonsensical underscore nonsense on Tiktok and you can see that clip. It was an outro from a couple weeks ago. Wait, wait, wait. Here come the wall. Here come the wall. I love, I love how I stopped you dead in your tracks and you're like, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker: That was an outro, man.
Speaker: I thought you guys would shut the fuck up for shit. Thank you guys for trying. Wow, he's making fun of you. I know. You don't take that? Meh. Meh. So it's good fun. It's good fun. That's why she doesn't mind. No, I've been meaning to grab that clip.
Speaker: the ending of that show. I was doing that tonight before I started this show. So I was like, I was trying to get this show started, trying to get that clip, get it edited, get it cut, get it put up on TikTok. I'm like, ah, the show's starting, the music's playing, everything's going on all at once. That shit was hilarious. You didn't go down Jeff Jarrett, Rob. That shit was fucking fun. 2019. What? And Google Photo deleting from 2019. They don't.
Speaker: Well, I've got a lot for us to delete. We're speaking right now. I bet. Oh, you don't like my Jeff Gerroir? I just like how I stopped you deadass in your tracks. And you're like, go ahead and get your... I can send you this. Who's Gerroir want? Okay. I wouldn't be mad at you. I don't have anything like that from 2018 or 2019. I guarantee you that. No.
Speaker: That was my three and a half year relationship period. Yeah. That shit was funny as fuck. That whole night was awesome. That whole fucking show, I can't wait to listen to it. That whole fucking show was just - I just got that alert when it came up. I came up there, I was like, okay, which clip is this one? Oh my God. I will end the motherfucking show.
Speaker: I do appreciate you for that, Tony D. You're welcome. We're going to get him out of the house. Although I got him out of the house, and it was kind of like, uh. Yeah, he was a little different after that. So he said, OK, y 'all, he started to kick in. Hey, I shouldn't have a Snapchat. No, yeah, he drank like four Pepsi's. Well, I sent him a Snapchat with the VFW, and I was like, all right, guys, let's kick it in. If he was at the VFW, that's the meeting I had. Yeah, we, one of her friends,
Speaker: When one of her friends bartons at the VFW. So well, that's where we went that night. And then another one of our friends. Well, not he's not her friend anymore. He's my friend now. He was DJ and up there at the bar, so. Yeah, they are. I'm in the VFW down here. I'm a service officer. She she was like you stay here with him. I'm going over there. Hello. No.
Speaker: Eventually I made my way over. That's what I sent you guys. The message is like, I'm feeling good. Yeah. Sit down for a minute. Clear your head. It's just started kicking in. Good. Now we got a room. Somebody hit me in nerve endings. She did. She did. She just like leading me up against the wall. She's like, you stand here and drink your Pepsi. I'm like, I'm not going anywhere. I think I might go to the one I got. No, I ain't going this week. I ain't going this week.
Speaker: Well, that's like, you know, we're going to, we're going to PA this weekend. So I can't remember when Jeff said his life was coming home. This week at the end of next week. Yeah. What's going on? Triple R in the building. What's good. So I, we got a wedding Saturday night. So I, or Saturday, I don't think I'm going to be available Saturday night. That's fine. So I mean, yeah. You know, something happened.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what we're going to be a for so. Oh, excuse me. Um, obviously you and Jeff are more than welcome to run this shit. Oh yeah. Or like I said, I'm not sure when his wife's coming home or if you want to run it or whatever. I might just do my own thing. I could use a little break. Got a starting to feel old vibe. Come back to where I can get myself back on my feet. Yeah, exactly. So, um, but yeah, I mean, uh,
Speaker: Yeah, I have a feeling it won't be real. No, I did not know about that, Rick. I did not know. Are you talking about where you can go live together on YouTube? So I turned that, Tony, you know how I was telling you about what we were kind of playing around with it, and I wish I could have checked it out and tried it.
Speaker: So when I started the show tonight, the tab finally popped up so where I can turn it on. So like Random Rick, if I bring you up on here, you can broadcast to your YouTube channel now. You can allow your guests to broadcast to their social media. So I'm looking forward to having our next guest on and letting them know, hey, you can - I say bring him up. If he's available. You can throw this out. Well, send him a link.
Speaker: Senate total triple R. Yeah, I see it now. I see the tab. But yeah, I did see a tab where you could go live together. The podcast tab looks like I was in the YouTube studio. Yeah, he came out recently. It's where you could put your podcast. I guess more visible. So I just had to make a playlist and have a square thumbnail. OK, I'm looking at it now. Looks like. If you make it specifically a podcast, like you said, yeah.
Speaker: Cause it was under the, what's that tab was that I wanted under? Under settings, under settings and then purchases and memberships. No, it's under. So I got premium benefits purposes, purchases and memberships time watched. What the fuck did it go? Let me get, let me get into the studio here.
Speaker: Cause I was actually, I was actually live on YouTube a couple of weeks ago when I was playing around because I was like, Oh, YouTube has a live feature. Let me check it out. And I just jumped on there for just a few minutes. Oh, I did put a new short on YouTube today as well, Tony D. Me wanting my mini Glick. YouTube is exactly how you want to use ID channel, ID, move the channel, delete channel. I have to look into it and see, but I mean, the podcast is on there. We go live on there.
Speaker: Yeah, but you can set it specifically as a podcast, so it goes out as one, instead of just a regular random video like everybody sees. Is it through your actual YouTube or is it you have to go into the studio? I'm on YouTube, I'm looking through it now, I'm trying to, I just saw the fucking thing. It just disappeared on me. Susan, how you doing? What you got?
Speaker: There are YouTube, there are YouTube, I just figured. Yeah, appreciate it. I'd love to look into it as well. What you got, Steve? I just lost that fucking tab, I just had it. I have probably delayed it close to 5 ,000 photos just from all of 18 and going to March of 19th. Yeah, buddy.
Speaker: How are you doing, ma 'am? Yeah, ma 'am. What's this fucking jackass doing? Oh my god.
Speaker: get off the fucking conspiracy theories. Go back to being when you were good, Kevin Hawley. Oh no, who that? Who that? Who is who? Is there an eye on the roof? I'm the biggest everything is eye. Oh, you know. Oh, you know.
Speaker: Stevie be chilling, man. A little public service and hey, man, shout out to Stevie Wonder. I appreciate the shit out you coming in here, showing love, hanging out. I keep telling Stevie that. I keep, keep, keep telling Stevie that. Stevie, I don't know if you go live or if you stream or anything like that, but you are more than welcome to pop in here and say hello, live with us. A little PSA to a good friend of mine, Kevin Holley, if you hear this.
Speaker: Go back to being funny. Stop with your government and stop with your conspiracy bullshit and stop jerking off that ass clown, Shannon Burke. Nobody's entertained by it. Nobody likes it. Go back to being fucking Kevin Hawley when you were awesome. Because you're about to say nonsense all the time.
Speaker: I love this dude to death, and he was such a great podcaster, but then he fell into his fucking conspiracy, anti -left, anti -Joe Biden bull crap that is so obnoxious.
Speaker: You just tagged me on a motherfucker. I try to tag you guys in everything I post when it comes to the show in hopes that you'll share it or duet it or whatever. I don't know. Or whatever. I mean, when I post on social media, I tagged you guys in it. I applied for another sponsorship today. We appreciate your application. Your numbers aren't quite there yet, but keep growing.
Speaker: You gotta realize who you're up against instead of the stuff that we don't do enough of in your opinion. No, they specifically cater sponsorships towards your demographic and your size and stuff like that. It's not like this website that I go to because it's all linked up to our podcast. I had to link it all up.
Speaker: Um, so they see our analytics that our numbers and everything like that. So that's when they throw sponsors that might work for us our way. Um,
Speaker: And then I'm only gonna apply for the ones that I think that we would actually sponsor. You know what I mean? Like I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I don't wanna sponsor something that we wouldn't be behind or we wouldn't use. I don't wanna tell somebody to go. That's his girlfriend. How do you apply for sponsorships? Render with your question for me. No you're not, you love me, shut up. What'd you last mean to me? My oldest daughter and my girlfriend are in the background now. I'll be your friends. She's my best friend and she loves me.
Speaker: No tricks allowed. It's a man show. That's what Stevie Wonder said. Wow. She's got, she's got fingerprint leaves. Oh. Looking so she's not eating. This is the last one. I know it's the last one. That's why I asked for it. That's why nobody likes you. Skate. Top cheese. Oh, oops. My bad. I got a mirror. Hold up.
Speaker: I didn't mean to. I hit the wrong button. Her new boyfriend. I call him **** Boy Steve.
Speaker: He's got a sweet ass chin strap. Who? Her new boyfriend, fuck boy Steve. He's got sweet chin strap, facial hair. He's got stupid curly afro, like all the... His hair is black. And the picture you showed me, it was like curly right here. Yeah, it's curly right here. Yeah, and then he has that same goofy ass TikTok. I'm probably going to wear a crop top t -shirt and my girlfriend's capri pants haircut.
Speaker: That's what you can't keep a man. You're too much of an asshole. I bet he makes TikToks of him dancing, too. Does he have a man purse? I bet he does. You tell him as much shit as your dad told you. Your dad makes TikToks talking about himself. So tell him, shut the fuck up. I don't make TikToks talking about myself. I make TikToks for our show. Oh, I didn't do it. You don't have a partner? You know the champ? Yeah. You don't make the Tomos. You make the Tomos dance. Tell your boyfriend. Fuck around and find out.
Speaker: What's his name? Ricky Starks? I'm the champ, Tony D. You better fucking come to terms with that. Official. Nonsensical nonsense. The champ. Even has my name, Glick. It's official. You jealous as fuck, son. I'm fast as fuck, boy.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah. Look, I blind you with my bling, man. I'm going to remix Jamie Foxx's song from any given Sunday. Where is that Willie Beeman? It's going to be bling. No. She loves me.
Speaker: I'll just Google it. Just Google. What do you got to Google? No. No boyfriends, right, Stevie? No boyfriends. Best friends. Fuck around and find out. Favorite person ever. He asked you a question you ain't answering. He's a triangle. Who asked me a question? Random Rick did. It said Top G's. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Random Rick. I told you.
Speaker: My bad. My bad, dude. I apologize. Ricky is honestly properly distracted. I will give him that. I have my oldest daughter and my girlfriend back here. I do apologize. Podcorn. What is it? Podcorn .com. Let me double check that. Well, we, we, we told you to come up here randomly. Breakfast first. You scared. You should. Yeah. Podcorn .com.
Speaker: hard boiling white wine and black coffee for lunch. The rest of the way it's create account login. It'll, it'll, um, unfortunately anchor slash Spotify is not on there on the analytics. Um, but like we've got, we've got, um, where's it at? Oh, shit. We got new ones.
Speaker: Oh, Omos is on the MVP now. Is he bite them or? No, he's on the MVP. Oh yeah. That's what he, they've been like that for a long time. That's how long it was up to you watching. So like we've got, we've got a sponsor opportunity, sponsorship opportunities from every life. It's an insurance company, uh, upstart web party. And there's another one, but you know, like.
Speaker: I am not a homo. I am a boy. I'm girl. Your dad is a boy. What the hell do we know about an upstart web party? I'm not a homo. Or insurance. But I'll apply for them regardless. Of course. And if it's something that I feel like
Speaker: I just don't want to promote or endorse anything that we aren't going to truly be enough. Absolutely. Fair enough. You know what I mean? Absolutely. That makes total sense. I mean, there's one sponsorship that I'm still in contact with. It's a game kind of like Cards Against Humanity.
Speaker: Oh, and I've been in talks with them and it's something that one of the things that I'm talking to them about is sending us out our own individual game and it's part of the sponsorship. A couple rounds live on the show because that's a game that we could play live on the show together. Yes, amenity can be racist. I played it before.
Speaker: Monopoly could be racist if you really want to go. Well, Nikki said we should do some impractical jokers type bullshit. I was like, well, we would actually have to leave our houses and do the podcast. No, because they were all in separate rooms the other night. When we were watching it last night, there were four split screens. Nobody was there. Well, that was when they did the punishment. Doesn't matter. You could still come up with something. Well, Tony wouldn't do it.
Speaker: Tony wouldn't do it. Jeff never leaves his bathroom. So that would, his office. So that would just leave me doing everything. Which I would do. I mean, as I'm always drinking Miller, like goofball, which as you had, which is, which as you've seen the last couple of times we've gotten to Walmart, I have no problem commentating the people of Walmart.
Speaker: I don't know. Tony, did I tell you about that? How? Golf Hawk was good. Okay, I'm new. No, you didn't. Hey, boys. Wait a second. Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? Hey, I was about to have a conversation with you. Hello, Carl. I'm thinking. I'm going to need you motherfucker to get a new clip. Even he said he was tired. That **** last month. Jesus Christ. I don't know. Give me a
Speaker: Can we, we can get the, we can get the clip from, uh, we can get the clip from, uh, uh, uh, what was that movie? Airplane where that old lady was like, I speak Jack. That was, that was seventies for me. I ain't gonna lie. The other YouTube meat, buddy. Okay. Other YouTube white meat, buddy. There's the wedding party right there.
Speaker: No, we were at, so Nikki and I, when we've been going to Walmart, I've taken it upon myself as we're walking around Walmart. I start commentating about people in Walmart. I can't, AJ. I really need to get you started on that shit. Every time I do, I get her rolling and she's like, would you shut the fuck up? Exactly, would she want? No, I won't. But while she's laughing at me, and she likes it, she enjoys it. Well, the other day we went there,
Speaker: And we walked up to customer service and there was this dude with blue hair. Oh my God. And a dress. Wow. Hold on. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. So all you, all I could see was the blue hair. And I was like, I'm not going to say anything. I had blue hair at one point in time. You had silver hair. I had blue hair and I was like, whatever. Do your thing. She's dead.
Speaker: Well, then the shopping carts got moved and it walked past me It had a sundress or a skirt on a dress It had busted up worn down ten -year -old uggs on And I started to say something Nicky was like stop
Speaker: don't. I said I'm trying to fight it. I'm trying to fight the demons to the point where she kissed me like she she gave me a forceful kiss and then I got past it. I survived it. I didn't say anything but then the blue haired skirt wearing. That were basically moccasins at this point individual started walking back and forth past customer service.
Speaker: I left the door before your ass. I said, Nikki, it's taunting me. Unbelievable. It's taunting me. I must. And she's like, no, no. I'm already caught up with you. Why? My bad. And I fought the urge. Tony D, you would be proud of me. I fought the urge. You are drugs. I held back.
Speaker: And then I started pestering the lady behind the counter. And then I tried to leave you at Walmart and she told me no refunds. I had to take you. I believe you did try to leave him. I do believe that. She really did. She said, and that's what you want to marry someday. Wow. My bad. Golf Hawk, not all of us are as cool as you. We didn't know that. YT went white.
Speaker: That's what you want to marry. Yes. Calm down Tiger Woods. They have their slang as we've seen the other night and we have ours. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You had two white guys in this in this chat that had no idea what that was. Oh, I know. No, one did. One did. One did.
Speaker: Well, the one who created the, and I guarantee you, whoever was doing that was in that airtime community. I'll put money on it. I can't wait to find out. I will put money on it that that is in that airtime community. And not, and not even what? No. Yes.
Speaker: She told me that she was my best friend and my favorite person, and I just happened to be scrolling past the picture, me, Barb and Gwen. I said, best friend, and then I pointed at you and said, favorite person. I don't know why, that's your favorite person. See him, can you hear me? You don't understand when you get older. $75 at Dave and Buster's. What? Yeah, I got her an avocado. Good for you. What's your boyfriend got you? Nothing. Well, we started dating Saturday. Nothing.
Speaker: Nothing. He can't get you nothing because he's worried about hair. Tiger Tiger Tiger. Tiger Tiger Woods y 'all. I mean, I could have called you back in advance. Sorry, I love golf. I want to come up and join us one night. We can we can hide your enemy.
Speaker: You just do like smoke does and don't turn your camera on. And don't invite white people to your podcast. That's kind of racist. Smoke's racist against click. We are an all exclusive podcast here at nonsensical nonsense. We have all.
Speaker: colors of peoples. Jeff's Mexican. I'm Sasquatch. Tony's black. Brian's been on here. He's Mexican too. That dude might like to call his written WWE. I'm so done with that. What's in WWE? Logan Paul's ass.
Speaker: I mean, I mean, he's a douche canoe, but have you seen him wrestle? I'm about to watch it now. Uh, Kristy Fishner just ordered Queensland chicken and shrimp from Outback for dinner. He's got skill. He is actually very entertaining in the ring and he's very impressive. I gotta give him a shout out the Kristy ignition for being here all the damn time. Chris was here from Jump Street tonight. Chris always jumps on the broadcasts even in the conversation. I gotta give him that.
Speaker: Nicky made oversized pizza rolls tonight. Nice. I'm sorry, Golf Hawk. I would never want to offend you. I would have never found you to be offended very easily, but. I'm for real, Chris. You've always been there, even since Haps. You've always been supportive. And I appreciate you, man. I told you everything, Jesus, that more than damn once. Yeah.
Speaker: Chris and I go back to Periscope, man. I believe it. So... I can't always make everybody's broadcasts. Everybody can't always make mine, but y 'all do, and I want to thank y 'all. Golf Hawk, you know I got nothing but love for you, brother. I have, since the first time you came into this podcast, and just right off the rip, just rolled with Jeff and I's dumbass, all into the fact that, I mean, even after I heard that, that you were black. I didn't believe it.
Speaker: You can't fucking help it. See, that's the problem right there. Can't make this shit up. Holy shit, Gold Walk's blind. Can't make this shit up. I had you fucking rolling though, dude. You lost your damn mind. You got me and Esme like, what the fuck? You didn't see, you weren't a part of some of the shit that Gold Walk was, was a part of before you came on the show.
Speaker: Yes, you did. No, I didn't. That's what I said. Gohawk's a real one, man. That's a, that's a real one. I got nothing but love for golf. That's my guy. Fine. Fine, I'm glad to be great. I never talked to him outside of the chatter's box. You know, we, every once in a while, get a little couple of reels or messages back and forth on Instagram. We call him and talk a little defensive. We call Fox my dude.
Speaker: Tiger Tiger Woods, yo. Hey, man. Tiger Woods be fucking some, well. Actually, Tiger Woods does not really ever get good looking women. But he does like them white women, though. Tiger Woods is an epitome of that clip of that video. Where the white women at? Beaten your ass, Tiger Woods. That's where they at.
Speaker: Fucking wrecking your $100 ,000 fucking Escalade. Breaking your legs and shit. Goofy fuck. Have you seen the most recent shit with him in this girlfriend of his? Yeah, I did. That's fucking wild. Tiger's on a whole nother level of fuckery in his life. I don't know what he's doing, but man alive. I ain't judging. I just.
Speaker: Stop talking with them waffle house waitresses, man. Yeah, find somebody gonna take advantage of it, but his problem is he can't.
Speaker: how, how can he? Unfortunately, unfortunately for Tiger Woods, you're fucking damn near a billionaire. Yes, they want your money, dog. Well, I mean, at the end of the day, let's, I mean, even, even before that, I feel like everybody in his life in some way, shape or form is taking advantage of him. That's what they're there for. I mean, even Venus and Serena Williams, I feel like, you know, they're, they're, I mean, they, they are very, uh, self -aware and very cautious with the world.
Speaker: but it seems like a lot of people are actually taking advantage of them. It should. You know, Michael Jackson was the same way. Any of these child stars or athletes that were brought up and bred to be superstar athletes, no matter where you're from or whether you're black or white. I mean, you've had people your entire life in some way, shape or form is
Speaker: trying to take advantage of you at the end of the day. Well, he doesn't know who to trust. He really doesn't. And I don't think he helps. I don't think he helps the situation either. No, he's just trying to be himself, but he's trying to live a normal life and can't.
Speaker: You can't, you're a billionaire, you're in the public eye, you're the number one golfer in the world, you can't. That's his point. I mean, that's fair to say about any athlete or, let me rephrase that, any superstar athlete or mega star. He's mega because he's mega for golf. He's mega superstar for golf, definitively mega. Hey, you gotta be like my man. Oh, what's his nuts in golf? Golf, I know you know who I'm talking about. Oh boy, who's,
Speaker: Always drunk as shit. Talking shit. Was it daily? I don't golf nose. He's a golf guy. I think it's daily. That dude's a party animal, man. He don't give a fuck. He's taking shots at everything on the court. Just living life.
Speaker: I'm not a golf guy. I don't know much about golf, but I just know I've seen this boy at. The. Memorial Classic in Dublin. Trunk off his ass playing golf and having a ball and he's made a cajillion dollars. I thought there's that one too.
Speaker: Well, Tony D. As voice to men once said. End of the road. We have come to the end of the road. I'm impressed. Tony D. Wow. I got a piss and I'm hungry and. Oh, my food just got here. Trust me. Yeah.
Speaker: I would like for you to pick a song for us in the show. You don't want me to pick it because I already know what I'm going to play. I would like for you to pick the song. So therefore I'm going to be guilty as a motherfucker. Thank you.
Speaker: This is the problem a lot of people have, no matter how much we talk about it. We don't do it like this. We just do it because we want to, but you can think about it all you want. Enjoy.
Speaker: Is it for sale or anyone? What's the price for being alone? And which bank do you own? Did you decide what you were told? Is it worth it waiting? Is it worth it waiting?
Speaker: Do you do it by my love? Do it by my money? Before I die again, the risk is okay Catch this king and I'll digest her honey Do you do it by my love? Are you do it by my money?
Speaker: Do you do it for the love? Do it for the money? Before I die young and the living years of yay Cash is king of the gaster honey Do you do it for the love? Are you doing for the money?
Speaker: But you do it from the money
Speaker: Cash is king and you're the jester. And do it for the love or you can do it for the money. But do it for love until we're on the money. I'm a beak help, so I can help. Easy. How you doing, beak help? I'm used to handling D's. I don't know what to do with it. Well, Jesus Christ, go ahead, Tony.
Speaker: No, no, no. Thank you all for being here. This is why I try to leave. I just want to do that one day. Go ahead. Go ahead. I deserve it. We should be Wednesday night. It's PMU's in daylight time. All that good stuff.
Speaker: If Jeff was here, he would tell everybody up in here, deuces. If Mike was here, he would tell everybody, peace out. A time down. I, myself, am going to tell you plain and simple. Mother made you. Mother made you. Mother fell. If Nick was here, she would keep talking in the background like she'd been doing until I said so. This was the respiratory attack in the hospital when I was in there, one of them talking. What the hell are you talking about? I can't. Oh, let me tell. Yes.
Speaker: I don't even know. All I heard is, that's a man. That's a man. All I see is a fucking bald spot. I'm like, really? Apparently I'm not a man. I don't have no bald spot. Oh, it looks like a woman. Whatever. Thank you. Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. You heard what Tony D said. We'll be back Wednesday night. Brand new episode. Live 6 p .m. Eastern time hanging out. Tony, Tony, Tony. Wednesday night.
Speaker: Thank you. I got something for you, Bud Hey. Oh, shit. You're very much like. I mean. That's a good thing he's mine. I mean, I feel like. You can have a few crown and cherry Pepsi's. Might be your type. No. No, sir. We were talking about earlier on the show that we love your reactions.
Speaker: and we love when I get into stories and and **** you up. Well, Wednesday night, it's not a deep dive. It's just a topic of conversation. I got something for that ****
Speaker: I'm gonna fuck with your head a little bit Wednesday night. So y 'all make sure you tune in, YouTube, Twitch, 6 p .m. In the meantime, go ahead and check us out on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. As I said, we'll be live, same non -sensical time, same non -sensical channel on YouTube and Twitch, Monday, Wednesdays, and Saturday, 6 p .m. And in the meantime, go ahead and check us out on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts.
Speaker: Oh, nonsensical nonsense podcast. Go give us follow, give us like, give us a share, all kinds of new content out. I've been posting shit on TikTok and Instagram. Got three brand new episodes up on Spotify plus all the other episodes. Go check it out. And until then, be good. Or at least be good at it. I'm just saying goodbye, motherfuckers. Hit the button, Jesus.
Speaker: hitting the button, hitting the button.
