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Speaker: Philly's first of its kind fat-focused convention to be held at Temple University.
Speaker: This topic is about amateur nation embracing its flaws, whatever they may be, and instead of correcting the flaw, not only being okay with it, but uniting others in what is clearly misery and trying to convince themselves that they're, of course, special and probably need a day or a week or a month to celebrate it with a parade.
Speaker: Shortest and slowest parade.
Speaker: What's funny about that?
Speaker: Because of the walking and they're fat.
Speaker: It's a lot of exercise.
Speaker: The Philly Fat Con.
Speaker: Oh, come on.
Speaker: You could have had the name and the logo.
Speaker: Philly Fat Fest.
Speaker: All spelled with PH at the front.
Speaker: The keynote speaker is the Fat Sex Therapist.
Speaker: Is it a therapist for people who have fat sex?
Speaker: Or is the therapist fat?
Speaker: Attendees can join fat-friendly fitness classes.
Speaker: If these people attended fitness classes, do I really need to finish this joke?
Speaker: And here's the best part.
Speaker: Tickets are only $75 each of the three days, or you can get the very immense person that VIP passes for $250.
