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Speaker: Everybody, we're here at Trinity River Distillery here in beautiful Fort Worth, Texas. Yep. We had to come pick old Pat Mertes up from Lovefield in Dallas and we decided to slip on over here and hang out with our buddies. Here's a, it's actually the master distiller right here. Look at this guy!
Speaker: It's the guy that mixed up this whiskey. I'm out of company. Yeah, we brought a special bottle. So if you look up here, this is ceilings about 3 ,000 feet high. It's an old ranch style bean factory that used to be here.
Speaker: So it's got some good natural reverb. So we decided we'd come down here. We do a little song for you guys. All right. We'll try it out. We'll see what y 'all got. You act like you're professional or something. We're not. Far from it. Like and feel it coming the other night. Oh, love.
Speaker: I've been waiting for this moment for all of my life. Oh, Lord. Can you feel it coming in the air tonight? Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord.
Speaker: Well, if you told me you were drowning How would I lend a hand? I've seen your face before, my friend But I don't know if you know who I am Well, I was there and I saw what you did
Speaker: I saw him with my own two eyes So you can wipe off a grin And know where you've been It's all been a pack of lies And I can feel it coming in the air tonight Oh, Lord
Speaker: And I've been waiting for this moment for all of my life Whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa
Speaker: The last time we ever met Well, I know the reasons why you keep your silence high No, you don't find the place that good doesn't show Stays and grows, those three doctors
Speaker: I've been waiting for this moment all my life
Speaker: Can you feel it coming in the air tonight? Oh Lord I've been waiting for this moment of my life Oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord
Speaker: Any last words? Drink Texas Silver Star Whiskey.
Speaker: What is up, everybody? It's Wednesday night. Welcome to Nonsenseical Nonsense. We are live on HAPS, Facebook, and YouTube. And as always, I'm your host, Glick. Got Jeff joining us maybe momentarily. Not sure what's going on. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on all social media.
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Speaker: Little Blacktop Mojo to start the show. Shout out to Matt. Happy birthday, brother. The big 3 -0 today, I believe. That is my favorite rendition of that song. They do amazing job. Yes, that song is actually what made me a fan of Blacktop Mojo. Funny enough, me too. I actually, that's how I found out about it. Am I on screen?
Speaker: your faces. I I had stumbled across that song a long time ago. I listened to another band that I like. Shaman's Harvest Harvest and that popped up on just a random playlist and I was like, whoa, who the **** is that? And then then I think the second song I heard by them was was either Dream On. I think it was Dream On with the Aerosmith cover.
Speaker: Oh yeah. So I've been a fan ever since but uh but yeah so happy birthday to Matt hopefully he's enjoying I think they're uh I think they're taking a little break from tour right now so much dessert break because those guys were busting their hopes on the road man some busy busy fellows right there not to mention some little hiccups on the way but yeah what's going on Stevie what's up uh golf hacks what's up Rocky what's that
Speaker: You said their bus broke down at one point, didn't it? Yeah, they had some bus difficulties. They had to unfortunately cancel a couple of shows. Man, that sucks. These are the worst cigarettes I've ever had. But they were the only one that the store had. They were so gross. Oh, I have an update on some news. An update on some news. On what news?
Speaker: Well, we talked about only fans and how they're going to cancel the nudity. Oh yeah, I was going to bring that up. Yesterday they changed that. 90 % of our income is due to nudity. Nevermind. Yeah. Well, it's, um,
Speaker: they're still putting there's I think it's like boobs only no no graphic content uh you know basically sexual oh that's that's not loud or anything Jesus sorry I said uh I had said a timer because my wife and I were watching uh well I was playing Uno with the kids then my wife and I were watching uh she saw a thing about elephant toothpaste on instagram she's like what is this
Speaker: And I was like, oh, that's elephant toothpaste. And I showed her a video. I was like, this guy, he set the world record for it. And we were watching the video. And I was like, I got a few minutes. I set my timer. And then you sent me that gift. And I was like, shit, I set the timer wrong. So what the fuck are you setting a timer for? Are you setting a timer for when you have to get off or for when you're supposed to be here? Because I don't know. You're about 15 minutes fucking late. Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker: The kids want to play UNO. So we were playing one hand UNO and I was like, yeah, yeah, let me set the timer that way if this goes off I gotta bounce, you know, and I set the timer wrong Thinking I had an hour. I only had a half hour Oh Speaking of riding bikes I have to Give a little shout out to my daughter
Speaker: fucking killing it on the bike, dude. She came to my wife the other day and she says, I'm ready to take my training wheels off. And I was like, it's been a week. She's like, I'm ready. I was like, all right. So I took off and literally, you know how you hold the back of the seat while I start?
Speaker: I held the seat for 30 seconds, dude. She was off and gone. I was like, what the hell? And, you know, she had a little trouble getting her take off by herself. But now I can't get her off the damn bike.
Speaker: just to just stick a stick it or spoken. Let's show. Let's show. We used to do it back in the day. See that you do it really fast. They fly farther. Yeah. You gotta get them. You gotta get them both pop cans to put on the back of their their bikes. So, they sound like dirt bikes.
Speaker: Well, yeah, well, she's got the bike I bought her. It's a huffy. So it's got the, you know, where you reverse the pedal for a break. She's not quite used to it yet because it's a rare thing anymore. Having the reverse pedal break.
Speaker: which is what you and I grew up on. I mean, the handbrakes were a big deal when bikes didn't come with the reverse. Well, yeah. I mean, you had the reverse brakes or you didn't have brakes at all. You used the back of your shoe. I didn't have that. I didn't have the handbrake on my bike until I got my first mountain bike.
Speaker: Yeah, which I think I think had I think had all the fucking bells and whistles and shocks on it. The seat was nice and padded. Yesterday, I saw one when I was looking at bikes for the kids. I saw one at Sears and disc brakes. What the fuck?
Speaker: kids bikes, 20 inch kids bikes with disc brakes. And I was like, oh, I'm in how much? And they were like $400 each. And I was like, you can still ride a kid's bike. So I mean, I bought my son, I bought my son a 20 inch, uh, you know, stunt bike, basically it's, you know, it's got to spin the bars and all that shit. I didn't get pegs for it yet, but I'm gonna get pegs for it. But, but it's, you know, a 20 inch bike, you know,
Speaker: What's the guy? The BMX guys that do BMX, street and all that shit. They all write 20 inch. So I got him that. I said, look, you cannot outgrow this thing. And he's like, I don't know. And I was like, dude, look at me. I'm 40. And I got on the bike. Yeah, but you're 40, which are the size of most 13 year olds. Their mind was blown. I blew their minds when I did a bunny hop. A bunny hop. You know, the bike is not the lightest thing in the world.
Speaker: I didn't buy a super light bike for him, but I did a bunny hop in this bike that weighs four tons. And they were like, whoa. And I was like, calm down. I said, let me get my confidence back. I'll show you some real cool tricks.
Speaker: And then I, of course, I had to do a wheelie and I rode the wheelie for like four or five car lengths. And then it got a little too ahead of me where I was like, oh, I'm going down. And I kept the bridge and rode it out like a fucking champ. I was scared to death. The kids had no idea that I was like, holy shit, I'm going to die. If I'm going to have to put your contract, you know, I have a hard enough time getting you to show up to the podcast.
Speaker: at all let alone on time we need helmets i said no we don't helmets i'm gonna put i'm gonna put pussies and fags i don't think so yeah i'm gonna have to put a clause in your contract for the podcast and you're not allowed to do anything dangerous or or do stupid shit
Speaker: Like, like they do to, like they do to athletes and shit like that. Well, I'll tell you what you build that contract and I'll say, uh, it doesn't say $1 .5 million. Yeah. Well.
Speaker: if if we if we were to get a if we were to if we were to get a deal for three worth three million dollars, you might get a million maybe half a million just because you still don't do anything. I'll make a half a million all **** day long. I'm **** right. It's it's the reason why uh Saturday's episode is not up because I looked at it the other day and I was like, **** my life. I'm going to have a lot of work here. When out on my end, it **** up your
Speaker: It fucked up everything, man. So I've got like, how does my end going out fuck up his audio? That's so weird. Yeah, I've got I've got some work ahead of me. I may try to work on that episode tomorrow. Hopefully have today and Saturdays up before we go live this Saturday. Right. Hopefully. But.
Speaker: Well, yeah, but I mean, it was it was a weird thing. It's not like that happens all the time. It was it was the fluke of the hurricane really fucked us over. I mean, this is the first Wednesday I've been able to show up for in three weeks. Well, I mean, that was yeah, that's last Wednesday was the hurricane. So it's like, but I have found a new obsession, though. And I'm ashamed to admit said no obsession.
Speaker: You've said some pretty shameful things on here. This is as mild as it gets, but I made fun of my brother -in -law for downloading on my PlayStation, Rocket League. That's actually a pretty cool game.
Speaker: and then I played it and I played it yesterday like you **** read about dude and I'm screaming at the **** TV because some **** blocked my shot. Hey, if you're if you're going to if you're going to eat your mic all night, move your camera over to uh away from uh to to the left. There you go. Yeah.
Speaker: you're right on top of your mics or you're chopping your face off. I noticed that uh the the audio if I if I keep doing this you don't hear me very well uh I noticed I was re -watching Saturdays on YouTube and I was like oh I gotta not move when I talk. Well yeah I mean you're you come through. Which is what I was looking at. Boom mic. Yeah I have a co -host he finally showed up.
Speaker: But, uh, yeah, Rockhilly is actually, I mean, it's a pretty cool game, but man, Jesus Christ, it's fucking hard as hell. I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker: I, you know what? I did get MVP, um, three times in six games. I'm actually kind of proud of that. There you go. No, I just wouldn't run into, I would just crash other people. Oddly enough, I have a, a self -sustained rule. I don't forfeit. I don't care if there's a minute left, we're 10 below, 10 under. We haven't scored a single goal. I go until the buzzer, dude. I don't know.
Speaker: I didn't even know that was an option. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. Well, people just sign out mid game and I was like, really? So we went. I was like, come on. There's still three minutes left. I got this. Come on. But we were we were like four up at that point and they had not scored one.
Speaker: Because I figured out that if I hit the boost as I take off and I'm lined up, I can actually jump right before I hit the ball and score within, I think it's eight seconds of the buzzer going off. Yeah, like I said, I've played it a little bit. It's a pretty cool game. I was actually pleasantly surprised. Have you played the basketball on it?
Speaker: No, I haven't played much on it. I did. I downloaded it. I downloaded it forever in a day ago. Yeah, it was just a soccer ball. It's a bitch. Well, they have different options where you can do. There's a hockey one where instead of a ball, it's a big puck. The everything else is basically the same. But the basketball
Speaker: you can't just roll it in it has to bounce into the hoop now the hoop is literally the size of a fucking house but it is a good three car links off the ground yeah and i drive the van i drive a van because of course you do because you're a fucking weirdo and i have mine but i really didn't
Speaker: I don't need that bad **** that ****. Yeah, exactly. Well, that's the thing. I had that discussion. I had that just, yeah. I had that discussion with cash. Uh
Speaker: I don't know. Monday or Tuesday because he like came home and he jumped right on Fortnite. He's like, I gotta show you these skins and it was **** Rick and Morty skins and he's like, got it. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, I want to get these. I was like, yeah, no, I'm not spending money on on stupid Rick and Morty when there's so many other cool skins on there. We actually had enough credits or whatever. Yeah. The
Speaker: I don't. Hey what's going on Amber? I tried to play Fortnite for like three minutes and I got killed right away and I was like fuck this game. I'm a beast on Fortnite. I couldn't even find a gun and I got killed. I'm a beast on Fortnite. I just I just don't like the game. You know like you said I get on there. Well I mean it's it's like. I can understand the game you play. What's what's the
Speaker: I play Call of Duty. Call of Duty. I can understand that. I'd be into that. But Fortnite is like the poor man's Call of Duty. Well, no, I don't think so because they directed and made Fortnite for, you know, their audience was kids. So it's not, you know, like.
Speaker: like I'll call a duty if I shoot somebody in the head their head like it shows their head exploding or you know depending upon the type of gun you have you know um like I use for instance right now I'm back on my LMG kick which is these big ass machine guns that hold a hundred like what you mount on the top of a truck
Speaker: and I just tear people apart. I just tear people apart. Yeah. Yeah. Just tear people apart. So what game I'm in, no matter what game I'm in, it's a handgun all the way. It's a handgun or a rifle. It's, it's, it's gotta be. I don't know why I'm weird like that. Yeah. I like, I like the, I love the M1 grant and anything is definitely better than Fortnite. Oh yeah. Way better.
Speaker: But yeah, I like the shotguns and I like the assault rifles. Like I said, right now I'm just in an LMG kick just because I get bored sometimes and then I'll take a gun. I get that. Well, I play that game Days Gone, which is a zombie apocalypse, but that no one could really literally survive.
Speaker: But your job in the game is, you know, it's a single person game. There's no online or shit like that. But you go around to different camps and help out with, you know, bounties and all that stuff. But then at one point, you actually take on what they call a horde, which is, you know, two, three, four hundred, five hundred zombies that move like fucking lightning. And my go to is the fucking Tommy gun.
Speaker: And I've taken out the biggest horde with the Tommy gun and I use a saw.
Speaker: Nice. Because you're talking like 500 zombies tearing at you from a from an old mill. And I carry for my pistol, I carry a it's called the sheriff, but it's basically a 45. It's a six shooter four or five that'll fucking just decimate all modern warfare. I do. I like modern warfare three. Well, yeah.
Speaker: I'm not a big, I'm not a big shooter game guy. You know, any driving game, like I would buy an Xbox just to play Forza. But I never, I never was. I always just stuck with sports games and fighting games for years and years. No, no, I can decimate all in Madden. I love Madden. Well, I'm not a football guy, but I love fucking Madden. You better watch your mouth.
Speaker: You better watch your mouth about Madden. That's where I learned the fundamentals of football. You're talking about the king. I never played football in high school so to learn about different things in football like I finally learned like after like what 15 years of school I was like oh that's what shotgun is okay I get it. Yeah I never could get into Grand Theft Auto.
Speaker: I love it. Oh my God. Yeah, Amber. I'm really into the customization of the cars.
Speaker: Yeah, when I when I do Grand Theft Auto and that's why I think Forza would be awesome because you can do engine swaps and all this shit. Hmm. But it was in the chatters box talking about games that she likes to said she lately she's been into Elder Scrolls. My oldest daughter loves those games. I got into one of those strategy D &D type games. Oh, no, you know, I can't stand those games. Yeah, the
Speaker: with like those games they show on on people uh are sponsored and youtube where it's like build your world and create oh yeah yeah no no no no no this is make me want to pull my fucking hair out because there's just yeah what's going on no these are like those first person driver anytime
Speaker: Yeah, these are like the role playing games. I got into one or two of them a while back. I can't remember what they're called. I still have them on the Xbox, but I didn't know what the hell I was doing. I just had a fucking Berserker and I just, you know, I have like the biggest guy that you could get. And then I just made him so goddamn strong. Basically, I guess what the DMD nerds call him would have been a tank. So he was so fucking strong and powerful that
Speaker: you could bring any army up against him and he just stood there and was like, okay. And then one swipe would take down everything. Yeah, but you know, role player games, those games, I'm just like, I can't get into it. It's just too much.
Speaker: Oh, I got to upgrade this and all shit. Now I got to upgrade this. Oh, fuck. I ain't got enough money. Yeah. And I don't really know. Like I said, I don't really know or understand that stuff. My oldest daughter, she's really in the elder scrolls and there's a couple other ones that she plays. But yeah, like I said, a game on my phone that's literally the stupidest game ever, but I'm addicted to it is you have you have a car and you jump it off a ramp and see how far you can land it. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: And then of course you can upgrade the motor the boost and then amount of money and I'm Desperately trying to get to the new city Those are Power went out and we got I was like, okay. Well, obviously I can't get back on the podcast. I played that until my battery died Yeah, that's one of those
Speaker: mindless time -wasting games. I've got a few others on my phone, you know. It doesn't take much effort or much thought. But no, like I said, for the longest time, I only played like fighting games and sports games. And then when the first Call of Duty came out, my buddy Kevin, he got me. Well, actually, I take it back. It was
Speaker: I think it was Call of Duty World War II. One of my old bosses when I worked at OSU had let me borrow the game and he's like, dude, you gotta play it. It's awesome. Just just play the campaign. You'll love it. Well, then I played the campaign and I was hooked. So then I he had a couple other games and then when
Speaker: Call of Duty came out and you could play online. I started getting into that and when I moved from Ohio to South Carolina, you know, Kevin and I used to game all the time together and it was great because we could play Call of Duty together and he was up here and I was down there but uh and then that's how we met Cameron and Justin and and Brandon and then the five of us just became like the the crew like we every weekend we got together on Saturday night. We played Call of Duty.
Speaker: I'm not a big, I'm not a big online gaming kind of guy because I, I literally, I don't like, grand theft auto. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
Speaker: I think it took me forever to finish the game because I was just, I just want to drive around today. Or I just want to shoot a bunch of fucking people. Yeah. So, so doing the missions became, you know, second. I was like, I'll do that later. I'll do that later. Well, that's all I ever, that's all I ever do. I love open world games. I love open world. I, you know, because, um, that, that SnowRunner, the game I want to get where it's, it's literally, it's,
Speaker: You just drive a truck, but it's through the mud and it's very similar like what you and I would do on the weekends back in the day to take a truck off road. The difference is you can buy bigger and better trucks.
Speaker: but uh people will go online and play this together and they'll do okay today we're gonna go we're gonna go camping clear on the other side of the map but we gotta take this this this this this and we cannot we can't do recoveries we can't if you roll over you gotta leave it and it's like okay well jesus amber amber said she had a character on older scrolls i was amazed that uh was was past 150 leveled leveled up past 150 that took some time
Speaker: I was going to say you got too much time. Yeah. Well, like with with great theft auto, I remember back in the day before it was online, the only thing I ever did is just go on there and just fuck around. And then back when we had the cheat codes and stuff.
Speaker: Yeah Punching in the ones they are now they used to have yeah I'm punching and get the monster truck and just drive around and fuck shit up Get get the five stars and try to run from the cops even now cuz I've got Grand Theft Auto 5 Tank up the up the road and just mean everything you hit explodes was okay combat, but yeah, well
Speaker: Even now, she said it only took her two months to do that. But even now, like I've got Grand Theft Auto 5 on my PlayStation. So every once in a while I'll jump on there and about the only thing I do is go to the go. I go get a helicopter or something from the airport.
Speaker: And then I go try to get, then I go try to break into the military base without getting killed and steal a jet, you know, like seems possible all the time because we do this, but then you do it and you're like, Holy shit. And then of course your engine gets shot. And then of course, crash.
Speaker: Well, yeah, it's like the most stressful thing in the world, but that's about all I do. But we used to play Call of Duty all the time. We used to make up games because you could go into your own lobby, your own private lobby, and just have your friends in there. And we'd play games like Michael Myers, or we'd go on maps and play hide and seek and shit like that.
Speaker: that's that's I saw I I don't know what game it is but I saw this kid lately on on TikTok he's he's he's a chair and he's it's like a hide and seek game but he's a it's proper yeah is it okay yeah it's called proper yeah you can do that you can do that on on fart night fortnight too oh yeah fart night
Speaker: Well, uh, the only reason I know that was because my brother and I was sitting here playing it and I was like, wait, is that that game? I was watching on TikTok. Okay. Now you can, you could do that on, uh, on, on call of duty. There's a game mode called prop hunter or something like that. But yeah, I mean, we would, we would just make up games like, well, or we play versions that we like, like there was one game mode and it was called sticks and stones. And all you, the only weapons you had was a knife and a crossbow.
Speaker: knife and then sometimes you could throw a tomahawk in there and then we that's all we would use on each other or we'd go pistols only and you know just just something yeah or or snipers only which i hated because i hate snipers well there's so many things to do on on the online version of
Speaker: Grand Theft Auto, that it's just ridiculous, dude. I mean, I entered a race the other day where at one point, you start out in a car that they give you and I was like, I don't like this car, but whatever. And then I went through a certain spot and the next thing you know, I'm wearing a jetpack. Then I'm on a motorcycle. Then I was in a plane and I was like, what the fuck? But every time you went through a certain portal, you would switch vehicles.
Speaker: I mean, I was in first place and I eventually won but it the first time I didn't read the description of what what would happen. So I was like, what what what the **** can happen in my car? Why am I? Why am I on a jet? How do I use this? I don't know. What ever said the thing that pisses her off about shooters are
Speaker: shooter games are the campers. Well campers don't usually last very long in my world because I am so well no I am so stupid ridiculously accurate with grenades that it makes no sense rhyme or reason why I'm so good but
Speaker: I can be running at a desperate it all comes down to you figured out the physics you may realize it but you've you I do that a lot with driving games like I I understand like I think that's why I've gotten so good at that rocket league because I understand the physics of vehicles faster than I do anything else yeah so I know I kind of I don't know what the car can do but I have an idea of what the limit of that car can do like if I power slide I know how far I'm gonna slide the car
Speaker: Not that I'm an expert or anything, but I know that I can't do a 360 slide, but I can probably pull off a 180, you know? And I think that's what you've subconsciously done with your grenades, is you've figured out, okay, if I throw it here, it's gonna bounce this far, and then it's gonna... I got less than 30 seconds, it's gonna explode.
Speaker: Welcome back, pretty girl. Well, I mean, and I use the sticky grenades, too, so that makes it. But I mean, any any any object that I can throw, whether it's a grenade, frag grenade, sticky grenade or right like the Tomahawks and whatnot. And the other the other weapon that I found that I'm like stupid good with is a fucking crossbow on that game. I could take guys out without even aiming again, just running and just direct myself and just tag them.
Speaker: That's what's really cool about the days gone is it actually starts out, you have a crossbow. I mean, you're very, it's, you know, the thing was what really got me into it is I played it once and I beat it, you know, after a couple of months during quarantine.
Speaker: And then I started watching Walking Dead. And of course, you got Daryl and Walking Dead caught up crawling on the crossbow. And I was like, oh, I know what I'm doing tonight. But the crossbow doesn't last very long in my hands because I'm like, fuck this. There's a gun right here. Well, yeah, that's totally. Yeah, that's that's the only problem with the crossbows. It takes so long for it to reload. I wish they'd just add one that was like a semi -automatic or something that you could just drop a clip in. Kid on TikTok, he actually built a
Speaker: A quick reloading bow and arrow, like he built a device that straps to his arm. And when every time you pull the bow back, it's cocked. It's ready. The arrow's in there. And I was like, that's cool. And he shot off like three arrows in less than 30 seconds. And I was like, damn, that's cool.
Speaker: I was like, **** show me how you did it so I can build. I don't know. Yeah. Well, he ain't he ain't going to show you how he did it. He's going to patent that motherfucker and make a bazillion dollars. Exactly. Because I know some hunters out there watching that video going, how do you do that? I need that. Because bow season. Bow season's coming up. I'm going to need that. Yeah, I'm going to need
Speaker: The bow season cracks me up anyways. I never went deer hunting bow season because I'm like, no, I'm not that good. Crossbow maybe, but regular bow? No. I'm shit with a bow and arrow. I'm terrible. I think I do all right. Well, it depends on, it's not aiming like you do with a crossbow or a gun. No, I know. I used to have a bow. I'm pretty good with a bow.
Speaker: I got I got my dad had an old compound that we would we would play about play with play we would target shoot with and I got pretty good at but it was so it was so hard to pull back I would have to pull it back where I if I lost strength or something the arrows gone it's 25 miles up because I would pull it back like this
Speaker: Yeah. We were shooting one day. I was in the Boy Scouts at times and we were shooting one day in a buddy's barn, you know, for Boy Scouts. And he's like, dude, if you let that fucker go and hit the roof of my barn, you're climbing up and fixing that tin roof. Well, you just got to you got to loosen up the tension or whatever. So it's not so heavy for your weak ass to draw back.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't know what pound it was, but holy crap. But I was also like maybe 12 when I was fucking around with this. Again, my dad was in his 40s at the time, 30s or something like that. You were as big then as you are now. Calm down.
Speaker: But my dad's nickname was Popeye because he's got giant fucking forearm. Being a masturbator. My dad being a plumber, he's always using pipe wrenches and he uses cast iron. He doesn't use them fucking with gay aluminum pipe wrenches.
Speaker: He's some heavy duty rigid cast iron pipe wrenches. And then, you know, you need some serious torque on some certain pipes. And the guys at work started to call him Popeye. And the joke was, he's like, oh, it's because I use pipe wrench all the time. The guys at work were like, Paul say, you jerk off all the time. Well, I was I was making the more of that. I was like, my dad jerks off. Wait, what? Like it blew my mind.
Speaker: Oh I'll talk about about it later, but I got I finished watching that OJ thing and I
Speaker: Of course, deep dive round the rabbit hole through YouTube. Oh, well, I mean, we're here. We're now, I'll give you like five minutes to get it out of your system. It won't even take that long. If you put in, did OJ Simpson do it in YouTube? There's a guy, there's an hour and 40 minute long video of a guy that basically explains that it was his son. And his son has got no alibi. It was OJ's son.
Speaker: Oh, so Jason, I thought it was a YouTuber that said his son did it. I was like, damn, the video, the video is from like 98. So it's an old video. It was like it was gone.
Speaker: But it was basically OJ's son that did it because the family after the recital that they were supposed to be going – that they went to were supposed to come to this kid's restaurant. He worked in a restaurant as a sous chef and he was gonna finally cook for the whole family and be like, oh, look what I can do and then they cancelled. And he was pissed because Nicole was the one that cancelled. So he went over there to confront her and like the evidence is more compelling.
Speaker: than anything in the OJ trial. You know, of course, when he does kill him, who's he call? He calls dad. Yeah. Dad shows up and he's like, well, don't worry about I got this, you know. So it's possibility that OJ's kid did it. So OJ's son killed Nicole Brown and the other guy.
Speaker: the other guy wrong Goldman or whatever because they he was wrong time yeah well there that's that's apparently OJ OJ was is queasy around blood and couldn't couldn't use a fucking knife to save like he cut a steak that's about it you know where as a sous chef that had his own set of knives and uh
Speaker: Uh, I think a couple of years later after this guy's, uh, he just did his own investigation. He's a, he's a, uh, private investigator, but he did his own investigation separate from the police and everything. And, uh, he bought some guy bought, you know, how you buy storage lockers when people forget to pay somebody bought the storage locker that was OJ Simpson's kids storage locker. And there's all these diaries. There's a knife in there.
Speaker: and all this shit. Like it was fucked up. I watched it and I'm like, no way. But like, apparently he was on some rage, some pills that would calm his rage and he had just gotten off the pills because his dad was like, I'm not paying for these fucking pills no more.
Speaker: Yeah. So it's it's it's interesting. So so OJ's son killed Nicole and Ron because he was a stew chef and they were supposed to come to his restaurant and she canceled it and he was like this white bitch must die. No but on top of that like he had fits of rage like like uh to the point where he would go red and 30 minutes later don't remember what he did kind of kind of rage.
Speaker: and it apparently happened a lot. He was in a mental institution because of it.
Speaker: You know where your crazy conspiracy rants and deep dives and stuff would be appreciated. If you could stay out of Facebook, Jay. Yeah, I know, right? Yeah. You like that last house, baby? Man, so summer. Oh, God, Jeff's kids are dying.
Speaker: Oh, he fell off his bike. Ah, rub some dirt in it. Let me see. You're not bleeding. It's just a little scratch, bud. You'll be all right. Rub some dirt in it. What's up, mom? What? Take a pause for Jeff's kids dying, apparently.
Speaker: Yeah, he got he he racked his uh handlebars into his gut. Knocked the wind out of himself. Oh, you're going to say he wrecked his uh, I know. I'm waiting for that one to come. I'm waiting for going. Oh, dad. I can't walk. I'm like, yeah, I don't know why. They're in my throat. I've been there. No, we're not making fun of you. He thinks we're making fun of him. We're talking about something.
Speaker: Yeah. Yes, we're making fun of you. Man up. But no, I mean, I I I I wanted to mention that OJ thing because it's really **** it blew my mind. Yeah, I know. I've done that. That is that is that is probably one of the one of the more more theories, more far fetched ideas.
Speaker: If, if you really, if you watch that, that little documentary, this guy's investigation, it was compelling to the point where it was like, whoa, that all fits in because this kid at one point says he was cooking for 200 people, but the restaurant only holds 120. Max. Yeah. And the LAPD says, Oh, we talked to him, but they didn't actually talk to him. Well, it was one of those things, man. They thought they had,
Speaker: open and closed case with the whole situation. So I watched the people versus OJ again, like I said, and and even during the case, I was like, you know what? I mean, you can't. The evidence was there where I thought OJ did it. But after seeing this this little docu series or whatever of of
Speaker: of the
Speaker: It's going to be a deathbed confession, I guarantee. Well, I don't even know that it will be a deathbed confession. It's just going to be one of those things that, you know, we'll probably never know the real answer to much like, you know, nobody, nobody knows what the hell happened to Jimmy Hoffa. People are still intrigued by that to this day. I know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa. Okay. Well, he lives next door. Did the guy from Mexico?
Speaker: Did the guy on YouTube tell you that? Was there a YouTube guy who told you? The guy next door said, hey, how you doing? I'm Jimmy. Yeah, I was the real name. But I mean, I mean, yeah, we were drinking one day. Yeah, exactly. I love a good conspiracy theory for the simple fact it just I go, I, you know, the JFK, JFK assassination.
Speaker: what is it
Speaker: Well, you'll be you'll be happy to know that Spike Lee is the one a new movie on 9 -11 that really basically says it was an inside job. Yeah. Well, then I'm in I slightly you sold a ticket right there. I'm in but but I'm in Nick Cage World Trade Center movie the other day never seen it's actually really it's about three firefighters. One of them is the guy that plays Punisher.
Speaker: They get trapped in an elevator shaft. Which punishment? Thomas James? No, the other one. The other guy from what we did. The Baronthal, yeah. The Baronthal doesn't last very long because he shoots himself because they're buried in rubble to the point where they can't breathe. And he's just like, yeah, I can't do it. And he shoots himself. And then the his gun is kind of like laying there and the fire gets close and the gun starts going off. Oh, it's fucked up. And it's got the guy. It's got the guy from Ant -Man.
Speaker: you know, the guy with the van as well. Uh no, the Mexican dude. The guy with the van. Yeah. I got a van, right? That guy's eating it. Really good. Um little bit. You're alright. Go. You'll live. You'll live. Kevin, you're riding a bike. What did you expect? Yeah. I know.
Speaker: I jump over stuff. I just jump over stuff. One day I'll show you how to jump over stuff. Man up. He said no. I said I'll teach you how to jump over stuff. He's like, no, what are you crazy? I'll show you how to build a ramp. I got plenty of wood left over. We'll build a ramp. I'll teach you how to jump over a car.
Speaker: He's he's trying to learn how to do a bunny hop. I showed him how to do a bunny hop. He's trying to learn it. And I think that's what happened. He's trying to do a bunny hop. And when you do a bunny hop, you lift the entire bike and he twisted his handlebars. And of course, while moving, yeah, what happens when you turn the handlebars in your midair and that front end comes down. Yeah. Yeah. Can you run upstairs? Got my coat on my room, please.
Speaker: my wife has the week off yeah well you were saying that the other day well you talk about that um it's it's actually i'm last night i was like so what do you want to do and she's like uh we could go here here you know i she's like this morning she's like let's go to bakala and i was like that's like
Speaker: two hours. One way as you want to get you know, we'll do it like a second honeymoon. I said, Well, I got the podcast today. I said, but all I need is my phone, my mic and my headset.
Speaker: and my tripod. So if you want, as long as I got Wi -Fi, I'm in. I said, I'll give a really cool background for the fucking podcast. But we're thinking about doing something this week because she has the entire...
Speaker: Speaking of a really cool view and all that, a little wedding update. So Summer found her dress. She ordered it. It'll be there Thursday or Friday this week. But today she found the venue that we're going to go to.
Speaker: it's a house down there in Florida and it's literally right on the beach. The master bedroom, it's the master bedroom downstairs or the bedroom, there's a bedroom downstairs and the bedroom upstairs that the windows face the ocean. So, but this house, they do weddings and everything. So they take care of the decorating,
Speaker: you know, you don't have to worry about **** No, they, dude, everything's included. DJ catering. Nice. The decorating, a wedding planner. All for the price of $150 ,000. Actually, no. No, it was like less than nine grand. Nice. And it's like, it is a hell of a deal. Plus, plus we get the house for nine days.
Speaker: everything's included. Like I said, Decatur, DJ, photographer, wedding planner, the whole nine yards. It's it's all there. It's all included. So, so
Speaker: No, we didn't have to do, you do have to do a hundred dollar, uh, alcohol insurance, just so it's like a BYOB instead of having like an open bar or anything there. But, um, absolutely, absolutely beautiful, man. I mean, it's like I said, it's right on the beach and everything. Have you gotten her to agree to the live stream?
Speaker: I don't know. Like we're not going to do it like a live. I want to do a live stream for people who can't make it. Yeah. I don't think there's, I don't think there's, I don't think there's anything as far as, you know, getting her to agree with it. I think she'd be down with it. You know, for people who can't, who can't come that want to watch, uh, you know, so it doesn't even have to be like front and center. Just, you know, you put it off to the side.
Speaker: and a
Speaker: I'm saying we could like live stream it and they can still watch the ceremony and stuff like that and then they can come to the after party or whatever. Um but then on top of everything without all that going on uh on top of it, I started looking at houses today because I want to get with my nephew um and see you know like the ins and out he's he's a realtor so I'm gonna yeah and I know he's not gonna screw me or try to bullshit me around.
Speaker: So, um, I was looking, I found a couple, well, I found a couple. Yeah, I know where he lives. I know where you live. I've seen where you sleep. So yeah.
Speaker: asking. I'm kicking it. Well, yeah, he's also my my smile. That's my dude, man. That's my little homie. He always has been so but you know, I was looking at houses and I was summer was like we need to stay in a certain price range because I was looking at these houses that were like four or five six hundred thousand. I looked at
Speaker: I looked at this one because I'm so stupid. I'm looking at him like, man, this is a beautiful house. Big house house. Five million. Yeah. Like, give me two. Yeah. I was like Facebook. I'd be totally down for that fucking castle. Oh, yeah. Summer put that on there. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in tomorrow.
Speaker: Yeah. So beautiful. Holy shit. And the bar area was school. Yeah. So I was like reading off all the details on this house set on like one hundred and six acres. Big, beautiful house. And I'm like, they only want two hundred and twenty thousand for it. That seems a little off. And I was that I was scrolling through the pictures and I went back to it. I'm like, oh, I'm an idiot. That's two point two million.
Speaker: I did the same thing. I found out that our credit was worth a million pesos, which is, it's like a hundred grand and I don't know. It's 50 grand and I was like 50 grand. Fuck. Okay.
Speaker: I was like, that seems a bit low, but it's Mexico, you know? And I started looking at a couple houses over by my friend's house. She's older and there's a house across the way and I'm like, she goes, this is only 1 .1 million. She's like, we don't have the extra 100 ,000 pesos. I said, wait a minute. I started reading. I said, no, sorry. 1 .1 million US. Nevermind.
Speaker: But it was fucking massive. And it's like the best neighborhood in town. And it's got like nine bedrooms, four bathrooms. And I'm like, 1 .1, we can afford an extra 100 ,000 pesos. And she's like, she's yeah. And then she looks at it. She's like, it's 1 .1 million US asshole. And I was like, oh, fuck. But it's got a pool with a hot tub.
Speaker: Hey, next time, when you do pop over there, tell that asshole not to post on my fucking Facebook page when we're fucking live. Yeah. Have some goddamn decency, man. Yeah. You, man. I don't post on his shit when I'm, or when they're alive. Well, you do. You get banned. Yeah, right? Yeah. No, I don't want you to leave. He's all the time in Facebook, Dale. Anytime somebody's live, he's like, post my link. Post my link.
Speaker: that's why he's in Facebook. Not when he's I don't know. Um but no, so I'm looking at, I'm looking at houses. Summer just sent me a whole bunch of houses. I'll have to look at those when we get done tonight. Well, how many bedrooms do you really need? We need at least three but we would prefer to have four but if I can get a three bedroom house with a full basement on it,
Speaker: I can build a bedroom. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I can, I can get possible. As much as we can build trades, we could probably build a whole house. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we did. We have built a house. We built more than just a house. We've built several hours. What are they talking about?
Speaker: Um, but, um, I had a time out of camper and something else, but, um, no, so I started looking at houses. Summer sent me a few. So, you know, like, Oh, the wedding stuff's coming together real nicely. Uh, I just got to figure out, I gotta, I gotta figure out my groomsman situation. Uh, I'm telling you, dude.
Speaker: I'm telling you, the Tuxedo t -shirts look really cool. Well, no, no, no, I know I ain't worried about that because because my wedding outfit nonsense tie. Yeah. Well, my my my my my wedding clothes and stuff are they're coming from the board. It gives me an excuse to go buy stuff without getting yelled at.
Speaker: Yeah, that's the one good thing I don't have to worry about. Yeah, but you told me I had to buy it, and it's not in Johnstone. I don't have a favorite store. I haven't found my favorite store yet. Well, I don't. Well, okay, that's a lie. I do. I love Boo Bar.
Speaker: and and and I love fanatics. Fanatics is a sports uh all all your sports apparel and they carry NHL, they carry all, they carry everything. NHL, football, uh baseball, basketball, they carry it. Cuz the Jersey is a rugby. Probably in all honesty, they got all the college sports teams which is hard to find sometimes.
Speaker: That rugby jersey, I don't know what the fuck it's made of, but it's like, you sweat your balls off of that fucking thing. Summer loves that chicks before pricks boutique. That lady on Facebook that she buys all her clothes off of, she freaking loves that place.
Speaker: There's the, the, the other day, my wife's friend was wearing upstairs, watching a movie and she's like, I'm getting kind of cold. I was like, well, I'm not turning on the AC. You can go outside for five minutes. I don't care. And my wife's like, give her a sweater or something. I say, I toss her my, my fucking Jersey. I say, here, put this thing on. You'll sweat in five minutes.
Speaker: she was like I need something bigger not your son's shirt is literally the biggest shirt I own it's it uh my ex bought it for me it's it's a double XL Jesus Christ she was in Ireland at the time as well so you know I was gonna I was gonna say on what I'm going to
Speaker: I don't have money so I can't and uh you know same problem every time I go into Home Depot.
Speaker: Yeah, fanatics is another one that I, I window shop on all the time. And then hat world, I could go into hat world and, and spend a fortune or lids. I'm sorry, lids, not how lids. Yeah. Uh, the funny thing with lids is, uh, I, I love hats. I love hats, but I never wear them.
Speaker: Yeah, I was going to say that's kind of a, that's kind of an odd thing. I mean, like, obviously when I wear a hat, so I used to have like 30 hats and I'm down on like three, they've sat and they've gotten lost. And, and I have my, my, my Indians hat and I have a, some hat from, uh, one of the tours.
Speaker: that was free, you know, but I never, I, it's very, it's very rare to see me without a hat on, but I mean, it's always been like that. Even when we was in school, I always had a hat. Yeah. You always get in trouble wearing a hat. Yeah. That was the least of my offenses that I got in trouble for. But the one time I begged you to wear a hat was when you dyed your hair.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, you and I dyed our hair and you came back and I was like, yeah, you know what? Blonde is not a good look on your foot. No, I can't. It just looked weird on you, dude. I was just like, yeah, I know. And then you came back the next day with streaks and that actually looked decent. The tips are whatever.
Speaker: type bullshit. But but no, I just so I've always had a lot of hats. I have a lot of hats now. I just have a lot of hats packed away.
Speaker: I say that I have a lot of hats packed away and that I don't have many hats out, but that's a lie because I went out and bought, you know, a few months back, I went and bought a couple of those little hook things to hang on the wall that like expand out. And it's got like, each one had like 12 hooks on it. And I pretty much had a hat on every one of them. And I bought two of them. But I wear those hats. Like I wear my... I get bored and build it. And I go like, fuck, now I need a bunch of hats.
Speaker: but all my hats that are out, they go on a rotation and I wear every hat that's out. You know, I wear my brown sets, you know, with my hat all the time, I would probably have a bunch of hats that I would rotate out. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I have a couple hats that are my favorite hats. The one I have on now is one of my favorites. One of my favorites. I've got another one. It's all black with with American flag on. It's like black black camo ish, but then it's got a black American flag on it and I love that one too. Of course, those are this is the one I have on now and that one they're both from. But but I've got I've got a box of hats down in the basement too. If I had to pick up.
Speaker: favorite store. It would definitely be any tool store. I mean, my wife and I went into Sears and she's like, I'm gonna look at perfume. I'm going upstairs to the tool section. And the, I went up, when I went up to Sears the other day, they had a bench jointer. The jointer is basically, it straightens out your wood, but by taking off sections, right? And the smallest one I've ever seen is a, is that one.
Speaker: that they had there and then I saw the price and heart attack because I was like you know what for that price I buy one of the big ones because the big ones are literally they are four foot high and like five foot wide that are five foot long and about two foot wide as a normal one and they weigh like
Speaker: three, 400 pounds, because they're usually out of cast iron. The one they had there, it was, it was $2 ,000. I said, you know, I can buy one of the big ones for 1500. Where's the draw? Where's the pool? Yeah, that's my life. I was like, honey, Christmas is coming up. Yeah.
Speaker: right? Christmas is right around the corner. See, you want all these big, you want all these like stupid.
Speaker: expensive -ass tools and everything like that. I don't want anything. I want the benchtop style. I want the small size. I don't want the big ones, which is why I saw that benchtop and I was like, fuck yeah. Because the problem I have is I don't have space for the big ones. Summer asked me like, she'll ask me like, what do you want for your birthday or what do you want for Christmas or whatever? I'll send her links to, I'll send her the link to Fanatics and the link to Bootmart.
Speaker: You already know what I like. You already know what I like. I've already I've already submitted my Christmas list for the past three years. It's always the same thing. I want a wood lathe. I want a wood lathe so bad and one I want. It's not that expensive. It's only like three hundred dollars. Well, damn, that was that was aggressive and came out of nowhere.
Speaker: It's almost like I'm not getting you shit for your birthday this year. There you go. The problem is the wood lathe is not the expensive part. It's the chisels and the parts that you need to actually work the wood lathe. Yeah, it's all the other. The one grip I want to make bowls.
Speaker: Uh, is like $300 as well. And it, but it attaches, you know, you don't need the wood lathe once you buy that. But I, she's like, how much is the wood lathe? And I was like, oh, it's like 300 bucks. She's like, well, that's not terrible. She's like, what else do you need? I said, well, the chisels, she's like, how much are the chisels?
Speaker: for $500 each. There's a set here on eBay for $600. I'm just saying. I said, you know, the car, you know, the car, the chisels, then you got to buy a bench grinder to sharpen the fucking chisels. Well,
Speaker: start putting some work into this podcast so we can make some money and then uh you can go buy all that. Summer said uh I get her for my birthday. She'll be here naked. There you go. I'm I'm down with that. You know what? Sometimes that's all you need. She also told you to shut the **** up. My 40th, my 40th, my 40th, my wife goes, what do you want for your birthday? I'm like to be left alone. I just want to sit and watch TV
Speaker: and you guys took the meals. Just leave me the **** alone for five minutes. Yeah. It was a great endeavor. Oh, you were, we were up here last year for my birthday. So, I was up here last year for my birthday. I got my, she got me my Nick Chubb jersey and my my support to troops Brown's hat last year.
Speaker: I'm not big on receiving presents anyways. I was never great at it. I'm always like, yeah, that's nice. I don't show up. Let's have a couple of beers. Was it for Christmas? I thought it was for my birthday last year. When is your birthday? October 10th. Yeah, see mine is not until December. But
Speaker: Speaking of all those store talks and whatnot, we're going to take ourselves a little break. Not that we have to pay the bills or anything like that. It's just a new thing that I implemented.
Speaker: Saturday show. It just makes your job a little easier on editing. Say it. It does it does make it does make my job a little bit easier but it also you know it allows us to kind of recoup. Remember that they can hear you when we. Yeah not to set my headset on the microphone. Yes do not set your headset on the microphone like you did last time but when we come back you know you you have failed me and
Speaker: you should you should feel ashamed and uh you should feel like an asshole and uh all those other horrible things you should probably go jump off your balcony during this break what else is now you are supposed to remind me you are supposed to remind me of something but I don't worry about it I don't need it you know what right I apologize I feel like an asshole son of a bitch
Speaker: don't worry. When we come back, I've got a I've got a I've got a couple that you remember because I completely forgot I had so much going on. I've got a couple stories for you when we come back that include I got a I got a quick movie review. Oh, Jesus Christ. No, I'm not that old. Kevin Bacon though. Yeah. Wow. Oh, that's a really good movie. Fuck. It was awesome. We'll give you a couple minutes on that movie. We're not going to give you too long
Speaker: I don't need a lot. I don't need a lot. No. When we come back, I got a real shitty situation and some snakes and some rape. Nice. So, we we're along with our theme. Yeah. Not that we ever have a theme but you know, but give us about ****
Speaker: But we'll be back here in about five minutes. Hold tight. Hey, hold on, Joe. We'll be back and you'll hear about the rape, snake, and shit. A little blacktop mojo for you guys. Okay, okay, I got you. This is about to get interesting.
Speaker: Now here you go again you say you want your freedom But who am I to bring you down And it's only right that you should play it the way you feel it But listen carefully to the sound
Speaker: Dreams of loneliness are like a heartbeat drives you mad Oh stillness of remembering what you had And what you lost Yeah, what you had And what you lost
Speaker: And players, they only love you when they're playing Not to hate women, yet they will come and they will go When the rain washes you clean, you know
Speaker: I see the crystal vision But I keep my vision to myself But it's only me who wants to wrap around your dream But have you any dreams you like to sell?
Speaker: In what you lost You know what you had In what you lost Oh, and thunder only happens when it's raining And players, they only love you when they're playing And I said hey,
Speaker: They will go When the rain was set to clean, you know
Speaker: And players, they only love you when they're playing Nothing, women, your day will come and they will go The world, the rainwater, too clean, you know
Speaker: Now the heartbeat drives you mad Now the heartbeat drives you mad, drives you mad, drives you mad
Speaker: and welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. Such a good man. Yeah, a little black top mojo with Alex Smith doing a Fleetwood Mac cover. I wanted to go with covers tonight just because that's kind of where I became a fan was off their covers.
Speaker: But anyways, welcome back, everybody. Again, nonsensical nonsense. If you're not already, check us out on social media. I'll Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, YouTube, all at nonsensical nonsense. And you can get every episode of the podcast on Spotify, Google, Apple, and anywhere you listen to podcasts. And you can email us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com.
Speaker: exactly. Yeah, you're so good at it. You're so the first time you cut a mouth. Oh, I got an old boy in the advanced gym with the 90 degree pecker. Yeah. got to start somewhere. Hey man. Pops Pops was digging the music.
Speaker: Um, let me, uh, cause I know, I know I have a hard time keeping, keeping you quiet as it is. And I know you're itching to get it out. So go ahead and do your, uh, your, your three minute movie review from a movie. That's 20 plus years old. Uh, I'm not a big horror thriller fan, but every once in a while I'm in the fucking mood for it. And we're, my, since my wife has day off, I was like, let's watch something really good.
Speaker: So we're flicking through Netflix and I'm like, I've seen it, seen it, seen it, seen it. Which is the problem being a movie buff is you see every movie there is. And I was like, Ooh, Kevin Bacon. I fucking love Kevin Bacon. He has so much range.
Speaker: Yeah. And of course, when you when you stop on the thumbnail of the movie, it shows a miniature preview and we watch a preview and I was like, holy fuck, we got to see this. I was like, fine. All right. Whatever. And we watched it when he sits down on the couch and the fucking ghost shows up. I was like, what, what, what, what, what, what, what the fuck? Have you never seen it before? No, I've never seen it. Wow. Like I said, I'm not I'm not a big, you know, I'm I if there's a comedy out there, I've seen it.
Speaker: Yeah, you know, I mean with the exception of a couple of the new ones just because I'm I'm like, eh, I wouldn't I wouldn't say the dude who plays Aquaman. Yeah. I wouldn't say that serve echoes is a horror movie. It's more of a thriller drama. It's a thriller. It's a thriller. Yeah. It's like a thriller drama, but excellent movie and what
Speaker: Movies like that are the reason to watch thrillers. That is the ultimate thriller. Where - Stir of Echoes. Stir of Echoes, it was so good. I was incredibly impressed with how it grabbed me. I mean, it grabbed me and I was like, like the kids were knocking on the door to come in and we're like, pause. What do you want? Okay, that's great. Go. Yeah.
Speaker: We don't want the kids to see a scary movie like that. Not that it's scary, but it's got a lot of, like, it really makes you think. Mm hmm. Yeah. Holy fuck. But I've seen that movie. I've seen that movie. I've actually I've actually I've seen that movie several times. It's one of my one of my favorite Kevin Bacon movies. Yeah. Well, Kevin Bacon. I mean,
Speaker: One of these days I want to do, I was thinking about doing a YouTube channel about the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, because you can put him down. Never been done before. I haven't really seen anything about it, but I was like, you know, start over one show clips of each movie that he's in. Just go on to YouTube. We know you like YouTube.
Speaker: go on YouTube and just type in six the six degrees of Kevin Bacon and you're probably going to get about nine million different videos because I mean even he's on board. He's been on board with it for years. There was a there was a a show back a while back on TNT and this was back when I was still it was called Dinner in a Movie where they did they they did they showed a movie
Speaker: But then during the movie they showed a, they made a dish that was themed through the movie. And the one I remember was they did Captain Ron and they did a Captain Ron themed meal. And I was like, that's cool. And then it went away and I was like, pitties. Well, speaking of that movie, Star of Echoes, a nice little segue into something totally different.
Speaker: being a music guy like I am uh one of the big songs in that movie was painted black by the Rolling Stones which we all know Rolling Stones you know being a music guy love love the stones and I love that song um Charlie Watts.
Speaker: their drummer passed away the other day. One of the least likely members of the Rolling Stones that you think would be dead at this point. He passed away. He he had made an announcement earlier last week. He wasn't going to be able to go on tour with him this year or this summer or their fall tour or whatever because he was having some medical issues and then turned around and he passed away the other day. So
Speaker: Uh, I don't know. Uh, they haven't, they, there hasn't been much talk on what he, I think he was having some heart issues, but, uh, there hasn't been much talk on, on how he got or anything, but.
Speaker: You know, RIP to Charlie Watson and and respect out to his family because he was one of those drummers, man. You know, everybody's like, oh, the greatest drummer of all time is Neil from Rush. And it's like, yeah, you know, drummers, drummers are drummers, but certain drummers have a style and a technique and.
Speaker: Charlie Watts had one of those techniques. It was kind of like a I think they called it a stampede fade And it was you know, it was one of those things that made in my opinion stone songs stand out and made them iconic you knew a stone song Right right off the that that that opening drumbeat exactly so
Speaker: Uh, but I, you were talking, you said that stir of echoes and that reminded me, I know we don't, we don't talk a whole lot of music on here unless it's blacktop mojo related, but that's just because that's one of those wormholes that I could dive into and talk music and musicians and shit like that for, for hours in a day. Yeah. Well, uh, my wife, she got, uh,
Speaker: she fell in when uh thor ragnarok came out she it was the first time she heard the immigrant song and i was like really marvel marvel and thor love using some damn zeppelin man because they had there was uh when and uh what was that uh in in game the first uh movie with thanos when thor came back with that with the axe and and groot and and rocket
Speaker: Yeah. Zeppelin. And that's like, that was, that's my favorite thing to do. I was actually watching it the other day. Yeah, that's my favorite thing to do with my, with my soundbar is just to go to certain parts in like movies now and just crank that, that like iconic theme music or whatever. One of the things I'm gonna do to the house is we have, they put railings on my stairs, but they're aluminum and they're really cheap and kind of flimsy and I'm gonna redo them out a little bit.
Speaker: And I was, you know what a noodle post is, right? That's the beginning of the banister. I went into a banister that is Thanos' arm with the glove getting ready to do the snap. Nice. I have no fucking clue how to do it. I don't think I could carve it. But I think it would be really cool. My wife instantly shot it down. She's like, she just, no, it's not gonna happen. I was like, but it was so cool.
Speaker: Yeah. You want a talking piece when people walk in the house because we're the first thing you saw. Well, yeah. But but but do you have the tools, the gold leaf going? Oh, I got the tools for it. It's literally chisels and a hammer. Yeah. And and like 72 hours of chiseling. Yeah. But like I said, I don't think I can do it. I don't have the skills to do it.
Speaker: Well, it would look cool. You know, full gold leaf, the glove and everything, because I've never done gold leaf, but it doesn't look like that's that hard. Yeah. Well, I mean, you never know until you try it, but, um, it would, it would cost a fortune because the size of, I want to do it. Yeah. I was going to say, then there's that how much is it going to cost? Because we all, we all already know that tree trunk.
Speaker: that the price of wood is has fucking skyrocketed. No, I literally go cut down a tree in the middle of fucking woods. Yeah. Well, and how's that going to work out for you? Because you tried to go steal a plant from the middle of the woods and it turned out to be your fucking neighbor's plant. That was different. That was, that was, I mean, you could see that tree was literally somebody had planted it. Yeah.
Speaker: you're gonna chop down a wood and or chop down a tree and you're gonna be out in your front yard and your flip flops with your table saw and some guys gonna be like, is that my **** tree? I don't see a tree. It's just a log at this point. Yes. I'm not that good of a carver in the first place when it comes to carving wood. Uh I can make a
Speaker: I thought about doing that but I mean doing the laser uh and uh the 3d routers those 3d routers are three grand and up yeah and you'd need a you'd need a five axis and and the three axes are three grand so five axes would cost you like ten fifteen thousand dollars and to do a piece that size holy fuck it'd be cool what anyways
Speaker: You haven't done by tomorrow. I hire like 14 guys to do it. Carve this up. Before my wife came home from work. It's cool, right? You know, fuck out.
Speaker: It's solid red oak. I'm leaving. I'm taking my glove with me. It's as tall as me. Can you help me carry this? Let me put this in the back of my car. My car is dragging ass. This man's doing the Carolina squat. Yeah. I think it would be cool.
Speaker: Because I've seen like lions heads and horses and stuff like that. I'm like, yeah, I'm not that guy. But a Thanos glove. Fuck yeah. Doing the snap and the railing come out of the part of the hand.
Speaker: if it was done right it would be cool but i don't think just randomly having it like in your living room you would have to have it would have to be in a room like if you like if you had a basement or something yeah but i'm saying like if you had a basement or something
Speaker: and down in that room, it could kind of if it was just there and yeah, well, you know, some you know, not even a little bit of a theme that it went with just to have it just in the just randomly in the middle of your house for no fucking reason. I can see where your wife's coming from. Yeah, I get it. I mean, we have nothing really themed in here. I mean, with the exception of the the
Speaker: Mandalorian logo and the Hello Kitty hanging on the wall. That's about it. But if I did build something like that, I'd go out and buy a whole bunch of Marvel shit, too. Just to make it fit in. Yeah, well, yeah, that's that's what I'm saying. Like, it would have to be cool.
Speaker: Yeah. Like it would, it would have to, it would have to go with some kind of decor, uh, just to have it now. Like I said, Joe said that, uh, she thinks Footloose is Bacon's best. I love Footloose. It's one of my favorite movies. Yeah. But remake was a big piece of shit.
Speaker: I mean, it is. I won't watch it. I've never watched it. And I won't watch it. Oh, you would hate it, dude, because the kids got the worst Boston accent ever. Oh, I would. The whole fucking movie. And and it's like you can tell it's not his real accent like he's putting on the accent. It's like, dude, shut the fuck up. Don't go Southern already. The guy that plays Willis, I don't like the actor. Yeah.
Speaker: No, I like I said, I refuse. I refuse to watch it because again, Footloose is is one of my favorite movies. It's like you can't remake it. You can't make great. It's like when they remade Ghostbusters, everybody was like, oh, my God, they're going to fuck it up. And they did. You know, it's one of those movies should never be touched, should have never been touched.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, another another another good movie that Bacon was in and I want to get to these stories, but we were talking about Kevin Bacon and and and his movies and whatnot. It's it's it's it's it's kind of like a drama. But it's called that's really good, too. No, it's called Death Sentence. OK. And and it's kind of got a you remember, you remember Death Wish?
Speaker: Yeah, a little bit. Well, they remade Death Wish with Bruce with Bruce Willis. Really good. Yeah. Really fucking good. But they were. Yeah. The the the the the remake that they did with Bruce Willis was really good. But death sentence is is kinda kinda like that. Uh you know,
Speaker: movie. Uh but check it out, man. It's a really good movie but it's it's all in the same lines. It's a it's a revenge type movie. Um but Bacon, Kevin Bacon was so good in that movie as well. Uh but yeah, I mean, you could talk. We could talk. Uh we could do. We could do. Yeah, we could do a three. I mean, we could do a three -part. Yeah, we could do a three -part. Uh a three -part
Speaker: not even not even break the iceberg. Hit the big ones. Yeah, because there's movies like that you forget he's in like uh R .I .P .D. with uh with uh Ryan Reynolds. It's a bad movie but it's so good. Yeah, Ryan Reynolds is in it. The dude's in it from the Big Lebowski and he's in it. He's also in the he's also in the one of the one or two of the X -Men movies.
Speaker: Yeah. Um, so yeah, the tremors, of course, but yeah, you can go days and days about Kevin Bacon movies. Flatliners. I mean, you go back, but, um, so, but anyways, um, let me, uh, your shit story. I'm curious. I was a, I digress. Um, I'm going to go silent here. You go ahead and tell your.
Speaker: I'm going to just So, have you have you ever had a shitty day at work? Every day at work is a shitty day at work. Well, you don't have a job. So, that's why I stay home. Well, you know, no, I know what you're talking about. Yeah. You have those days where nothing fucking goes right and it's just like, fuck.
Speaker: Well, let's just say that these folks had a really shitty day. OK. And let's jump in our jet plane here and travel out to the big state of Texas and go over to Houston. Oh, yeah. Where everything's bigger. Ben Waller. Yeah, Ben Waller, 44.
Speaker: had uh out of houston had worked for the corporate and and this is this is a story summer sent me so thank you for this one baby gotta give her the credit Ben Waller 44 worked for the corporate side of the oil and gas industry for 20 years it made quite a bit of money over the years and decided to retire early and enjoy his you know enjoy life he's 44 years old obviously got a good chunk of change you know but uh he was also glad to get rid of his co -workers so
Speaker: So shallow, they could drown in a puddle. Basically he could not stand his coworkers. Yeah. Everybody knows people like that. Yeah. So, you know, so his coworkers, they, they get together and they, they, they throw a retirement goodbye party for him type deal. Um,
Speaker: you know, wishing him luck and, you know, have fun, enjoy your life, blah, blah, blah. Oh yeah. They had like, it's Texas. So they had barbecue, all of the sides, you know, you know, cornhole, all this, that and the other thing, Bud Light to go around. And the centerpiece of this whole shindig, this whole party, this whole going away party was, uh, was the cake. It was a massive creation to look like a barrel of oil.
Speaker: And the weeks and days leading up to the final, to his final day of work, Ben wanted to leave in a way no one would ever forget. So have you ever left a job and ever done anything like crazy? Like, like, you know, you quit and you hate to blow so much. You're like, I don't know. I, I, when I quit the uniform shirt off and I put it on the grill while they were cooking. Oh, Jesus Christ. That was, that was my big fuck you to come with.
Speaker: I can't say that I've honestly ever done that because most places I've you fuck you. You're cool. Fuck you. Yeah. Well, I mean, like most, most places I've, I've ever quit, you know,
Speaker: it was on good terms. I mean, really the only place that I ever, you're the kind of guy that always looks, you're, you're always looking for the BBD anyways, the bigger, better deal. Yeah, exactly. So, so, you know, like I've never, I've never really left on bad terms. When I worked for Aaron's in Charleston, even as bad as they fucked me over, the, the biggest thing I did was tell the regional manager to eat my asshole. And that if he was at the store, when I got there, I was going to throat punch him.
Speaker: so and and he asked my store manager he was like you really think Luke's gonna punch me in the throat if I'm here and my store manager was like yeah probably so you don't want to be here so yeah I mean that was probably the worst job I've
Speaker: it wasn't a bad job. I love the work I did and for the most part, I loved everybody I worked with but I mean, I didn't really do anything crazy. Even a good job like that.
Speaker: that you love doing and you don't mind going to work every day. There's always one person there that fucks up your day because he's a privileged fuck that thinks he knows more than you. Well, and that was that was my store manager and that was my regional manager. They were the only two that I really didn't get along with. But even my store manager, you know, he he to a certain degree, he knew where I was coming from and he knew what my why I had so many issues.
Speaker: and stuff like that. I won't go into it because there's just a whole bunch of fuckery. But yes, had the regional manager been there when I got back that night on my last day, I would have beat his ass. I would have beat him like a government meal just because. Yeah, just just because he needed his ass privileged prick, but so anyways.
Speaker: So, so old Mr. Ben here and in the weeks and days leading up to his final day, he wanted to leave in a way no one would ever forget. So he conducted this. Brilliant idea. Are you serious, Joe? Joe's apparently turning in her resignation Friday, but so.
Speaker: His, his idea was to spike this said cake that was, looked like a oil drum with laxatives. Oh, I thought he was going to shit inside of it. So when you spike it, he did over 10 boxes of X -lax went into the cake.
Speaker: not one to be left out. Ben also planned on having some cake too. I mean, who wanted to, who, who, who wouldn't be a piece of cake. Yeah. The quote, the quote here is, I mean, who wouldn't want to shit on the floor of their former employee. Okay. That makes it better. I mean, it would be one thing if it was like in a field somewhere, but he's like, Oh, we're having it at the warehouse. Oh boy. I've got ideas. Yeah.
Speaker: Don't like your boss? Take a shit on his car.
Speaker: be a man. Yeah. So, so the story says it was cake time and everyone was ready to chow down. Milton from the basement came up in hopes of landing us a slice. 120 pieces of the cake were dispensed, dispersed. Oh my. And within an hour of ingestion, over a hundred people had uncontrollable diarrhea. The scene was everything Ben had hoped for and more. Shit running down the legs of people.
Speaker: I did it. I did it. Yeah. She was running down the legs of people desperate to get into an already full bathroom. People shat in the trash cans in the elevators. The chaos put a smile so big on Ben's face that he was eventually found out he was here's the kicker. Here's the kicker of this story to fire him.
Speaker: Now, you know, he was booked into Harris County jail on charges of criminal mischief. Oh, no one. No one is likely to press charges because no one wants to go on record talking about shitting themselves. Well, that that actually reminds me, there's a show on Netflix called American Vandal. Have you heard in the show? I've seen along that lines. Fucking genius. There's two seasons and I believe it's the second season that somebody spikes the drink.
Speaker: in the
Speaker: the the
Speaker: put me in the squad car, see what happens. Show up with an F -150 because I'm going to shit all over the ****. Yeah, exactly. But I mean, if nobody presses charges or anything like that, then they have no reason to hold him. There's there's no reason to go to court. He's going to go out to dinner every time he goes out to dinner with new people. He's like, they start talking about the job. He's like, I've got the best way to quit. All right. I got an idea for you. Yeah.
Speaker: and you'll get away scott free. Yeah. Speaking of jobs, apparently Joe put in her resignation and she starts her new job on the 13th. I didn't even know that she, I, she, right now she's working at AEP. I was kind of shocked that she only had a few more years. The electric company up here. Okay. American. Well, yeah, that's all there's only one in Ohio. It's AEP.
Speaker: Yeah. So there's only Mexico all together. She, she only had, um, she only had a few more years until retirement too. So I don't know. Apparently she's got a new job. I didn't know about barely. I don't know anything about anything. Nobody tells me shit. Hell. I didn't even know they were going on.
Speaker: I didn't even know they were going on there. Yeah, I didn't know they were going on the 2021 Scott and Joanne world tour until after it already started. And you told me. I don't oddly enough, I'm like off Facebook. I'm on occasionally.
Speaker: But I'm on TikTok all the fucking time. But when somebody posts something like, if you post something, I'll get a message. Or if your dad posts something, I'll get a message. Certain people, I get messages from. I don't know why. But it says Scott posted. Scott Glick posted a picture. And I'm like, well, what the fuck's he doing? What the fuck's he doing?
Speaker: Well, I have a real—I was talking to my wife about this today. We have a—we use an app down here. Everybody uses it. It's called WhatsApp. And WhatsApp is—it's a messenger app, you know. It's basically what you and I do, but it's a separate app for it. And she's got—she's on all these groups for work. It's like 30 of them.
Speaker: And since she has the week off, she's like, I'm not going to check them. And she had her work phone laying there and it was on with WhatsApp open. And each one of the groups had like 30, 40, 50 different messages. I'm like, you're not going to make those green bubbles go away? And she's like, no. I'm like, that would drive me fucking insane. It's like a thing. If I see a bubble pop up, I might not read the message, but I don't want to see the bubble.
Speaker: What was that? What is going on with your mic? That is summer. Oh, farting.
Speaker: She sent me a message and she said, I can't wait for you to see my the Snapchat. I sent you. It was so sweet. So it's it's just it's just her. It's just a dark street. And it sounded like there was a turtle or something talking in your mic. I'm like, no, she's apparently sitting in it. Yeah, she's apparently in her room and she's not feeling good. Her sinuses are all fucked up. And it's just thinking of you and it's just her party.
Speaker: And that's on the podcast now. So enjoy that. What the **** is going on?
Speaker: I keep talking. Oh my god. Who does number two work for? Oh my god boy. What did you eat? Oh my god. You didn't have a snake story I'm curious about because you mentioned it and I was like, **** tell me. But I didn't want to say tell me because I know you wouldn't. No, I don't know. Yeah, well, that's why you're supposed to remind me.
Speaker: I would send you the story so I can spoil it right away. Yeah, exactly. But yeah, someone might be the only woman that I know that or female that I know that finds farts as hilarious as dudes do. Yeah, my wife and I were having that discussion today.
Speaker: I had to go to the bathroom. I was like, I gotta, we gotta, she, she wanted something and I was like, okay. But real quick, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta take a shit. And she's like, just hand me this, hand me that, hand me this. And I'm like, I gotta go to the fucking bathroom. And then I farted and she's like, wait, why you gotta fart in here? I'm like, oh, I told you I gotta take a shit.
Speaker: I thought you were going to send me something sweet actually and it's just much like much like I've said in the past, you know, you do that and I'm still so dumb that I fall for it every time when you snuggle up beside me and I'm like, oh, okay, that cuddles. She's so sweet. I give her little kisses on the on the cheek or on the neck or whatever and then she's just like,
Speaker: Oh my god. Jesus Christ. Really? It's all over me. Speaking of so stupid, they fall for it every time. Mike, the power was out. Uh Sunday. Almost all day. My kids and I were bored. So, we're sitting there playing Uno. And I kept telling my kid, I told my son, go get the fan. Cuz I'm getting warm. I love you too. You get halfway up the stairs, go, dad, the power's out. I'm like, yeah.
Speaker: that's not even that's not even just kids. Uh you know, um yeah, uh down in Charleston. Yeah, down in Charleston, the first apartment that that we had um in the area we were in if the **** if if the wind blew
Speaker: half a mile an hour, the fucking power went out. And I can't tell you how many times when the power would be out that I would walk in the bathroom and go to turn the light on and go, what the fuck is wrong with this goddamn light? I just changed it. And then you go, oh yeah, that's right. The power is not working. Or open the refrigerator and go, oh shit, the refrigerator's out. And then I got to call maintenance.
Speaker: and I realized, oh, you're stupid. The power went out, I told the kids, I said, do not, whatever you do, do not. It's a starve. I eat some cereal. A starving fucker. Yeah, starve fucker. Eat dry cereal. But the milk they have down here is not milk like you have in the States. It comes in a box and it doesn't have to be refrigerated until it's open.
Speaker: Oh yeah. That's right. You've told me that. Yeah. And so I like it. Wow. Jesus. I don't know how I feel about that. They're only a leader. They're only a leader. So, like. Yeah, I just don't know. I just don't know how much I would try. Milk is one of those things that I'm like. I won't drink it straight out of the box. I can't. Oh, I love it.
Speaker: I don't know. I mean, I go get Costco and get US style milk in the jug. Yeah, no, yeah. No, I love milk. I mean, I'll I'm always, yeah, I'm I'm always so suspect of milk. Like even if I go to the store, like if I went to the store right now and bought, you know, half a gallon of milk when I opened it, like I get home and I open it, I'm still going to smell it and take a little sip out of it. I'm always so suspect of it, you know, but
Speaker: So, that's what I said. I don't know. I don't know how well I would trust the milk that you guys have down there like, oh, it's good till you open it. Then you gotta put it in the fridge. It's actually not terrible. There's different brands of course and the brand I actually prefer is is called Santa Glada. It's actually really good. Um it's a little bit more expensive of course because that's the one I like but I usually buy the one
Speaker: That's what I said. I don't know.
Speaker: And Lala is actually not terrible. I'll eat it on cereal, but I haven't had a glass of milk as in like, oh, I'm going to drink a glass of milk unless we go to Costco and buy the big jug. Yeah. Well. And even then.
Speaker: you said you were you were saying earlier about about me uh wanting to fight a kangaroo and a and a bear and the same and in the same day I'm gonna need you to go ahead and fuel up the old uh the old jet plane because we're going from Houston all the way out to the penile country of Australia where everyone's locked down and protesting
Speaker: I don't give a **** about all that because we're not talking about that. We're talking about something totally different. We're talking about animals. We're talking about snakes. We're talking about snakes. We're talking about rape. Yes, every animal wants to kill you in Australia but these snakes in Australia, they don't wanna kill you. They just wanna rape you. Yeah, they just wanna rape you. I heard this the other day on the radio.
Speaker: And Chris was like, Google. No, no, no. They were talking about the story and I was like, oh, this is perfect for our podcast. So the article says looking for love. So the article says looking for love. Venomous sea snakes are trying to mate.
Speaker: not attack humans, a study says. Researchers in Australia have found that large venomous sea snakes known to approach scuba divers might not be looking to harm humans. Instead, they're probably interested in mating with them. Another reason for me to keep my little happy ass out of the ocean. Now, the, I'm not gonna, this is a Latin word.
Speaker: uh the uh the uh a APS service labious APS service labious also known as the all of sea snakes who swim toward divers could be experiencing uh misdirected court courtship responses according to a uh study published in the journal of scientific reports uh rick shiner professor at the uh uh mccarry university in sydney
Speaker: And his co -authors found that yeah, I don't know what's going on in Australia, but Last thing I want is a venomous snake penetrating my asshole But uh, this is it is co -op
Speaker: Yeah, right. It says him and his co -authors found that instances of the snakes approaching divers was most common during the species breeding season between May and August and that most of the snakes would approach human that that most of the snakes who would approach humans, the humans were male. So these are gay snakes. Yeah, well, gay rape snakes. Yeah. Now, are they going for the junk or are they going for the asshole?
Speaker: Well, hold on. We'll get to it. If you want to swallow something, I'm going to go in. We'll get there. We'll get there. If you're swallowing something, it could be interesting. All right. Oh, hey, buddy. Don't bite. Don't bite. Don't bite. It's venomous? I don't know. Maybe not. Yeah. No teeth. No teeth. It's back on the head.
Speaker: This is some of the animals in the study also made repeated approaches, spent more time with the... So some jackass volunteered to get in the water with rapey, venomous snakes in Australia. I'm sorry, I gotta have a taser.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Right. Like how much am I getting paid for this job again? If it's one to swallow something, as long as I don't use the teeth, I might be into it. And not only is the snake trying to rape me, but it can kill me. You know what I'm saying? It's like a fragmented situation here because I hope we don't play that.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Alright. So, it said, you know, again, some of the male animals in the study also made repeated approaches, spent more time with the diver and exhibited behaviors such as coiling around the limb, also seen as seen during courtship. Well, I mean, it's helping your leg. Yeah, I was going to say, you know, pythons coil around their their prey to crush them to death. I don't really know if that's a
Speaker: It's like, you got a pretty leg. Squeal like a pig, boy. Shine explained to the USA today that male snakes often made their move after losing contact with a female snake or competing with another male. So this is like the nerd fucking snake who just can't get laid and he's like, oh, I can't get laid. Fuck that. There's a guy over there. I'm going to fuck his brains in. Yeah.
Speaker: What the hell's going on here this is this it is Snake rolls up on him. Hey, does this that can smell like chloroform? Wait, what?
Speaker: I'll wake up a couple hours later, your asshole's hurting. You feel drained. They're like, oh my god, what happened? But it said, Shine said that this is a very fundamental question. Why are the snakes doing something that at first sight seems really stupid, Shine said.
Speaker: They can't eat a person. They said they can't eat a person. The person isn't a threat. Why are they attacking them? And of course, they're not attacking them at all. They're looking for a bit of romance, he said. Looking for love in all the wrong places. Shine added that snakes who approach divers are trying to learn more about their target and that the interaction is really a story that's
Speaker: that's all about mistaken identity. It sort of sounds a bit silly that a male could mistake a human being for a female snake, but in reality, it's that snakes are a bit like dogs, he said. They rely on their scent rather than their vision. And the female olive snakes can grow to be approximately six feet. Make sure you take aqua velvet with you. Yeah, right. So it says that the female olive snake can grow to up to about six feet. According to the study of male snakes as a species are typically smaller.
Speaker: The snakes are venomous, but they rarely, but they're rarely aggressive enough to bite humans while underwater. These things are deadly. They're highly venomous shine said, but if you just hang in the, if you just hang there in the water and wait for it to check you out, it'll rapidly work out that you're not interested in it. It'll go away. Wow. Talk about an ego. Talk about, talk about relax until it's done. Yeah, just didn't want to do it. But, but, or, or, or.
Speaker: or imagine or imagine the ego shot like you're you're a dude that can't get laid and then you can't even you can't even get **** molested by it. Yeah, you can't even get molested by a horny snake. Even is that Aqua Velva? What the **** is wrong? Even the snake don't find you uh interesting and they're like now we're out of here. Yeah.
Speaker: It's like switch to axe body spray or something. Jesus. Yeah. So it goes on to say, you know, blunch of scientific bullshit, but Cheyenne is quoted saying, I don't know how you would say it other than snakes have their beer goggles on. Their hormones are spewing their behavior.
Speaker: These animal scientists have sex on the brain. These guys can't get laid, so they're like, the animal wants to fuck it. That's it. Yeah, we'll go with that, Bob. The animal wants to fuck us. They all want to fuck us. Yeah, right. Well, have you seen in, I think it's Antarctica, there's, I think it's a certain kind of seal is raping emperor penguins.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen that, actually. That's fucked up. But that's like, but that's like full on rape. That's not even like. That's like horror. Like, like, bite the fucking pillow. Here I come. Yeah, that's yeah. That's that's not even like, oh, I accidentally mistaken you for for another seal. Let's watch this. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I've seen that video. When I first heard that article, I was like, wait, what? How many times? I dive into YouTube and I was like, what the fuck? How many times you watched that video there, buddy? Is it in your special collection? I watched it. I watched it. Was that one of those videos that you accidentally clicked on? Yeah, watched for 45 minutes. Kind of like you accidentally clicked on the gay side of
Speaker: Oh, I cannot believe I've been here for three hours and jerked off 27 times. I did not mean to be here. Oh my god. Oh, stop doing that, you terrible seal. Oh wait. Thirty -some more seconds. That video, that video of that seal taking that penguin down is horrifying.
Speaker: because no, you know what's horrifying? See, I was literally just staring at the camera like, oh my God. He's got this look on his face like, what the fuck was that? You know, what's what's fucking horrifying is the fact that you've watched it that intensely. Not only one of those videos, it's one of those videos. Once you see it once, it's ingrained into your brain. It's like seared in your brain like a brand. And you're like, Jesus, you can't unsee it.
Speaker: I'm gonna go fry some chicken after that I'm just saying I saw the video I think once and it the fucked up thing is is There's these documentarians there and they're they're like, oh, well we saw a bunch of times but as Scientists we can't intervene. I'm like fuck that shoot that motherfucker. Oh
Speaker: I'm sure you got a rifle there for the giant walruses that might attack you and shit, but you know. I don't think walruses are just randomly fucking attacking people. No, well, Bill Barr, or not Bill Barr, it was. Bill Barr, isn't that the comedian? Yeah, no, but there was some comedian, he's a television personality, was talking about he went to see, he loves fucking penguins.
Speaker: And they were talking about leopard seals that they eat fucking penguins. And if you see one steer clear because they don't fuck around. Right. And he says they're sitting there on this glacier looking at these penguins. He's like, this is just fucking amazing. These are beautiful animals. And this leopard seal jumps up and just vomits up a leopard, a a penguin skeleton and then goes back in the water. And he's like, well, that was fucked up. You
Speaker: I saw it on TikTok. What's some weird shit? Well, my TikTok page goes really weird. I see weird shit all the time. I watched Dr. Phil dancing today. It was fucking hilarious. Have you seen that Bella Porch video where the guy has got the drone and he dances with Bella Porch and it's got like 111 million likes?
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Oh, well, there you go. Well, I don't know. All I know is because she's too big. She's like too famous. And I think my idea is like by me not following, I take her down a peg because my one follows can really make a difference. Yeah. Okay. This guy did a video.
Speaker: where where he's it's literally a drone shot and he's dancing. And then the next video, he gets a message from Bella Port. She's like, come on, we'll do a collab. And then it's him and her dancing. And then she's holding fucking llamas for some reason. Well, I will tell you is really cool. I will tell you this. Yeah, this Bella, this little porch chick. Oh, she's just some fucking dirty whore.
Speaker: she has a not she doesn't even have 80 million followers and uh to 79 .4 million and charlie charlie because i didn't follow her okay well and charlie damella has over 120 million followers oh there you go so but but the the video i think i i might have sent i sent you a video today but
Speaker: But the guy that does the drone shot, he actually started out, it was just him and got a bunch of likes and stuff. It's a really cool shot video. It's edited really well and it goes along with the song. And the video starts out, he's looking at a phone and he sees…
Speaker: that a certain song gets or a certain song with somebody dancing gets a bunch of likes so he knows the video and then the next one uh you know so on and so forth so Dr. Phil did that where he looks at a phone he sees his video with this guy and the drone gets a bunch of likes so he does the same video and Dr. Phil dancing hilariously bad dancing.
Speaker: like he's doing this. He's doing this weird shimmy. This white guy shimmy. White old guy shimmy. It popped up on my for you page and I was like, wait, what? Is that Dr. Phil? One second. I gotta fry some chicken. Well, go fry some chicken. I'm gonna I'm gonna do a little breaky break. And then we will be right back.
Speaker: After a little blacktop mojo for you guys. Okay, alright, here we go. Just because, uh, you know, I enjoy regular music. Don't call me a prodigal son.
Speaker: Cause I ain't coming back I'm making on my own Let me walk my own path And don't worry
Speaker: I need You see the world through my own eyes Climb the mountain to see the sky Across the stars on the other side One of these days I won't be around
Speaker: I'll rip my roots up from the ground With wings up by the streetways I'll fly towards the sun until they melt from my back
Speaker: Nothing left to find Nothing more than this
Speaker: I'll rip my wounds up from this ground With wings of feather stringing wax I'll fly towards the sun
Speaker: With wings up in the stream waves But I'll fly towards the sun
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Speaker: Give us a summons give your girlfriend the old summons My question is are you guys gonna do the whole drive -off with just married thing I
Speaker: Uh, I don't know where we're going to drive off to, but, um, well, yeah, he didn't drive around the block. Okay. Maybe probably, yeah. Why not? We'll just drive around, uh, just drive around. I think we're going to be down in St. August team down in Florida. We'll just drive around town. You know, we'll go get all the, uh, after. What I think you do is steal dad's truck, put just married on it and roast the tires off the fucker.
Speaker: I barely allowed to look. I barely allowed to look at Pop's truck, let alone drive. Hence why I said steal. If I was going to steal anything, I would steal his can.
Speaker: don't want to get whatever you do. Just roast the **** tires off because it's just be like, I just be like, pops, I know you guys are going to be drinking tonight and uh uh you know, the rule is if you drink, you gotta give me the keys. Yeah, you gotta give me the keys and then you know, it gives me the keys. I've already got them and they're just like, yeah. Those are some serious burnouts, dude. Yeah, pops probably wouldn't care too much to
Speaker: Well, I did it. I did it when uh granted I did it in the Malibu but but uh the Malibu can do some serious burnouts when you lock up the rear tires the Malacaboo The Malibu what you know, you put the emergency brake on and just roast the shit out of them. I did it in front of the courthouse Well, that's always a good thing to do as an American in Mexico Is it with the kids and my mom in the car?
Speaker: Nice. Yeah. Like I said, again, that's always a great thing for an American to do in Mexico because I did. I did do the one thing that I kind of regret is I did ask the judge. It was okay. He's like, yeah, I'm going because he, why would you ask if it's okay? Because of, I am an American in Mexico.
Speaker: Hey, your honor, mind if I do a little quickie burnout here? And he's like, how quick? I was like, I don't know, roast the fucking tires off. And he's like, and he stood up and watched. I'm going to burn these goddamn tires off. I said, I need new tires anyways. So, you know, he's like, yeah, go ahead. Just don't make it too long. The smoke cleared. I'm halfway down the block.
Speaker: But you know, you do a neutral and a front wheel drive car with the rear tires locked. You will sit there and spin for a second. Sure. If you say so. Again, again, I don't I don't. Yeah, I mean, it will trust me. I know that. But again, I don't have to I don't have to do silly things to to, you know, make people look at me. You know, I just I know I naturally have that that
Speaker: that quality about me. I thought you were going to say charisma. I do. I do. I mean, I do. I have charisma and charm. I have, you know, devilish good looks. Speaking of devils, my my my kid was out here and the gardener slash trash guy was taking out a trash and the other guard, the other gardener who actually cuts the grass.
Speaker: He mentioned something. He's like, oh, you're gonna get their trash. He's like, yeah, that guy scared me. I was like, really?
Speaker: I thought, I thought your daughter was going to run up and say, hi, daddy, because, you know, it was weird. He's like, Mike's son comes in. He was like, dad, dad. I was like, what? He's like, the trash guy's scared of you. I was like, good to know. Well, either. You want to fucking take it. The trash guy's not scared of you. He just doesn't want you to find out that he's servicing your wife.
Speaker: I've never seen the trash guy. You know better than that. Well, I mean, I've I've seen I've seen you and I know you. So, we all know that we all know that your wife standards are set pretty low. The bar's pretty low there. So, I know I told her the other day. She's she says, she asked me, she goes, why are you with me? I said, uh there's a mirror right there. Take a **** look. Yeah. My question is, what
Speaker: Well, yeah, you know, I'm no hideous fucking chud, but I'm not I'm not Brad fucking Pitt either. Calm down. I like it. Calm down. Yeah, I mean, I I I say the same thing. You know, it's not like it's a day. It's a shot at you. I say the same thing about about about myself. I even though even though I do have, you know, at times I do have a bit of an ego, but you know,
Speaker: You know, I, you know, I, like I said, I have charisma, devilish good looks. I'm tall, dark and handsome. And, you know, and I have this amazing, I seriously think the reason why I'm able to, uh, well, in the past anyways, while I'm able, while I was able to get so many girls to do stuff, you, you had, uh, you had a stupid, well, it's not even that. I mean, you're mildly,
Speaker: Yeah, you're mildly comical, mildly entertaining at best, but no, you have the strangest confidence level, man. Like, you just... Oh, I was gonna say when it comes to women. Yes. Yeah. Like, what's up? What are you doing? Yeah. Yeah, that's my... Kind of look at my thought. Yeah, and that's... Again, that's one of those... Like, I'm the next man to fuck with Brad Pitt, compared to the other guys.
Speaker: And that's that's that's that's the uh where you and I you know, I have all the confidence in the world except when it comes to girls, you know that I'm like, well, you know, you guys made fun of me for it, but I think that's where I'm when I was in cheerleading that helped a lot. Yeah. Well, I mean to yeah, two years and twenty -two girls and you know, well, yeah, I learned a lot more than cheerleading.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, you know, like I said, you know, you, you, you were, and again, you have that little man syndrome. So you, you were, you, you had that confidence and very, uh, uh, I think the word is boisterous. You know, you're, you're loud about it where, where like for me.
Speaker: you know, girls, I had never had any problems with, with, with, uh, with girls or women or anything like that. I just was like, why are you guys, why are you even here? Why are you talking to me? I'm just a big dumb.
Speaker: Yeah. And it was. I'm the best guy in the bar. Cool. Yeah. And it was the same. Yeah, it was the same thing. It was the same thing when I met Summer and at that time, you know, Summer wasn't the only the only woman that was vying for my attention and whatnot. And I'm so damn dumb. You're also that kind of guy that like fucking Halle Berry could hit on you for three hours. You were like,
Speaker: that she'd leave and you're like, wait, she was hitting on me? I'm like, duh. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Like, you know, I don't pick up on it. Charles over there in the corner saw that. Yeah. It's like, it's like, wait, wait, wait. I like this one which which was summer at the time. It was like, I'm into her and I didn't even realize that, you know, any of these other women which doesn't matter because I was so in the
Speaker: you know, that was another thing that like the blinders were, were on because I, you know, I was so into, into summer, it was like, huh, I don't really care. You know, I didn't even realize it until people started pointing it out or until some of them were just like blatantly obvious about it. Every one of your videos, Chris, I mean, take a fucking hint. Yeah, I know. Read the comments, dummy. They were like so blatantly,
Speaker: It's so blatantly obvious and I'm just like I've had that happen to me though as confident as I am with with with with chicks in the past is that Wait, she liked me fuck really damn it cuz I was into that and you know
Speaker: Well, I usually have that moment. I've had that moment in the past after the fact. Way after the fact, like days later and I'm like, wait, what? Fuck! Are you serious?
Speaker: Yeah, I never had that moment. I never had that moment where I was like, oh, fuck, man, I can't believe she was into me and I miss that or anything like that. Because like I said, I, you know, I was so focused and and ran wrapped up, you know, on summer that it was like I didn't even care. It was just like right. But at the same time, it was like, you know, we used to have a thing where like on TikTok, it wasn't just in like my lives, but other people's lives or other people's videos where we would call out the thirsty chicks.
Speaker: and and like people would call out somebody in my life for being thirsty. I'm like, she's not being thirsty. She's just being nice and they're like. They're like, no, Glick. Are you not? Are you not? I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no. During your lives, you were the hot chick that that grew up ugly.
Speaker: You're the Heidi Klum. Yeah. I was like, no, they're just being nice. You know, they're like, uh, no, did you read her comment? I read her comment. Thirsty. Since you want to suck a fruit roll up off you, dude. Come on. Is that what friends do? I don't know.
Speaker: like, you know, like I said, I was so naive, I guess you could say, but then at the same time, I was so wrapped up in in summer that, you know, I didn't even really pay any attention to it. So, you know, it's like, oh, no, we're just friends. And then now, you know, now you look back on it like, oh, what a bunch of dirty horse getting nasty. Yes, I totally agree.
Speaker: Well, it's the same thing when I, when I met my wife, I was done with everybody else. I was like, yeah, I don't care. But, uh, I mean, I still noticed, but I never acted on it. You know, it's just like, says the guy that had Snapchat for two days. It was like, I can't be trusted on Snapchat, which is me growing as a person, we'll say. Yeah.
Speaker: is you growing as a person. I'll tell you what, if I had Snapchat and all that shit back in high school, holy shit, my number would be way higher than it is now. No, it's just probably a good thing that I didn't have that shit back in the whole world. I also think that a lot of it has to do with
Speaker: you know, women as a women as a whole now in the last few years or so, they they they they're a little bit more bolder. No, well, I think they don't. I think no, I don't think they were they're more bolder. I think the ones you were around were more shy. Well, no, I'm just saying like when you went live, you got people from all over
Speaker: the world, basically. Yeah. And and the the thirsty ones, so to speak, are on your life where the ones that are still like you but would never comment because for fear of whatever being shy, just you know, trust me, you didn't trust me every summer. So we're probably like six, call it three that are like, he's cute, but I can't. Oh, no, I'll get called out. Yeah.
Speaker: No, you know, I was going to say summer summer was definitely I mean.
Speaker: That was one night that I was live and she was sending me snapchats and had me fucked up seven ways from Sunday because of the snapchat. She was sending me and I'm just like, oh my god. Oh, I ain't never got this before. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, closing this live down. Yeah, I'm going to go on Snapchat. I'm going to step off camera for 10 seconds. I'll be right back.
Speaker: So like someone was never shy about her intentions or anything like that. Uh, but, uh, no, what I'm saying is like, I think women in general now are more likely to, uh, it's to say what they want and, and they'll put it right out there where like, like for instance, when I was younger or when we was younger.
Speaker: He'd go to the bar and you'd meet a chick at the bar and you'd play the whole, you do the whole dance. You do the whole game, you know, the flirting and the smile and all, let me buy you a drink. Oh, let me talk to you for a few minutes. Oh, the generational thing too. Right now with, with the ease of the internet, if, uh, and, and the, the liberation of everyone.
Speaker: and tender and all that stuff. Sex doesn't have the taboo that it did in the 90s or the 80s or even the 70s, where it was even back in the 60s when it was, you know, the free love and all that stuff. It was out there. But imagine how out there it would have been if there would have been social media and stuff. So yeah, like I said, women are more are more likely now to just put it out there like you're fucking hot. Let me
Speaker: sit on your face and it's like, hey, whoa. Friends don't sit on other friends' faces. I'm like, whoa, that was out there. Where to them, it's like, yeah, it's a normal day. Friends don't say that to friends. I've been friends with Jeff for like 25 years and I've never said, hey,
Speaker: Hey, Jeff. It's uh Friday night. There's not much going on. Uh you want to sit on my face together? What's sword fight, bro? You're like, you're like, uh, are we, you know, um, yeah,
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Jeff, you want to sort of fight? Oh, I'll wait if I, oh. Yeah. Only if I get the purple lightsaber this time, you can have the red one. Uh, that's what I'm talking about, Jeff.
Speaker: the other other sword. Everybody is so more open to just like dudes with dick pics. That's another thing that just blows my mind.
Speaker: you know, Summer and I are about to get married. You know, you know, we we we plan on spending the rest of our lives together. She's she's seen my pecker up close and personal. She one cannot get any more personal with this area than her and I have been.
Speaker: with this area, but I still, I am still hesitant to send her. I think I've only sent her a couple. I am still hesitant to send her a dick pic and some of these dudes will, will, will, will follow a chick on Facebook or Twitter and then dick pic. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. It's like, Hey, what's up? Here's my date.
Speaker: I'm like, Jesus Christ. Can I get at least what your name is? I still say, if you really want to do a dick pic, you gotta do it next to the Barbie Coke can, you know, just be like, look at that. Yeah. As some of those, I don't know how to take a dick pic. Like I don't, dude, it'll take me, it'll take me 30 minutes to take in 400 just to be like, oh, I guess this looks okay. Here you go.
Speaker: where's my photoshop avo gaming this longer make this thicker and she's like i've had that in me that's not what it looks like
Speaker: Yeah, I don't I don't understand I don't understand like just the just Well, I mean I Get why dudes want to see boobs and to end and poontang. I totally get it But a dick is You know and this is from a guy's perspective. It's not attractive at all. It looks well, especially when especially when it's
Speaker: Not hard. You know, I'm talking. Yeah. It looks like leftover elbow skin. Yeah. Is just hanging there. It's just not attractive. I mean, that's coming from one of the straightest men on the planet. So, you know, maybe I should call my half brother and be like, hey, because he's very, hey, what do you think of this? He'd be like, oh, no, I want to see it. I had when I was single.
Speaker: The brief the brief moment I was single there was there was a chick that I that I knew and I and I've told summer about this she was she was a fan or a friend from Paris go blah blah blah and Then like the moment I was single that she started like
Speaker: being totally different and weird in the, in the, in the, in the chat. Yeah. And then like we, we, you know, she added me on, she had added me on Snapchat and whatnot. And a lot of times it was just us talking and randomly one night she sent me some inappropriate snaps to say the least. And I was like, I was just like,
Speaker: Yeah. I was just like, she sent me one and she was like, you like, and I was like, yeah, how about we not do that again? And she was like, oh, that's not the, that wasn't the response I was hoping for. And I'm like, well, I mean, it looks like somebody stuck an M 80 into a, into a full roast beef. So I, and.
Speaker: I don't like you like that. She's like, you're an asshole and I'm like, what? How the **** am I the asshole in this situation? It's like, show me more, you know, and she's like,
Speaker: She's upset. Yeah. I'm like, how am I the asshole in this situation? You just randomly started sending me these nasty as pigs and I didn't ask for them. You know, I never thought you were attractive in the first place. So I'll be the asshole. Just go fuck yourself. You know, somebody gets upset that you are mad at their nudity pigs that you didn't ask for.
Speaker: Yeah. You don't want to be with that. Yeah. Like this is somebody who like, send me, send me, send me, send me. And then she's like, fine. Yeah. She said, Joe, quickly sakes it. Yeah. This was somebody who like the last steps before that, we were talking about our kids and starting the school and stuff because then she was like, yeah, she's like, oh Jesus. How about we not do that again? Yeah.
Speaker: Well, how about a warning? Mm hmm. Yeah. And then like like like when she tried to like talk shit about me and unfortunately for her, you know, she tried to start talking shit about me. Everybody on Periscope was like, you're a fucking whore. Shut up. Yeah. You know, like we've all been in the Periscopes. He didn't ask for it. You know, like he doesn't like, you know, he's made it very clear. My Snapchat is this. I mean, you're new to the bigs. Yeah. Yeah. But
Speaker: It's a weird world we live in. Maybe it's because I'm old and as you've pointed out and Summers pointed out, I'm a bit conservative. Extreme for being the... What? A towel? There's a white one over there somewhere. Yeah, I just...
Speaker: Yeah, like I just I just never I've just never been that that out there as far as like Sex and this that and the other thing is so I guess that doesn't make me extreme You've always been real conservative where I'm like, I would be the opposite like wait, you want to send me your pics I've never I've never been the unsolicited dick pic guy. Yeah
Speaker: I'm not saying I've never said, but I've never been unsolicited. It's not like, I'm not the guy that's like, Hey, here's my dick. You know, I'm, well, welcome back, pretty girl. Summer says she likes seeing my guy. I like you showing me your boobs as well. Summer, summer has probably been one of the first females that I've ever met or known that has, you know, just.
Speaker: some person send me a random dick, if any time. Kids aren't home. Yeah. Oh, she, she, she is an opportunist. She, she, she will catch me at the worst moments, like in my lives or, uh, you know, if she knows, or yeah, or, or she'll, she'll, she'll know that I'm at work or something like that. And she's just like, here's the video. And I'm like, Oh man.
Speaker: I have always been a huge fan of her Snapchat's.
Speaker: I can't just take care of business because I can't even drink, I can't even drink beer on TikTok if I get banned, let alone take care of this.
Speaker: Yeah. Uh, here's black top mojo. Just so you know, if I ever randomly put black top mojo on one of our conversations. Yeah. I was, I was telling Jeff about that earlier, actually. She said, you fell to the floor.
Speaker: No, it's like I said, it's I think it's more of a generational thing. Our generation and I say that loosely because technically we're millennials but we're the elder millennials. Yeah, we're like right there on the fringe. We're the first batch so to speak.
Speaker: as elder millennials that were slightly more conservative than the newer millennials, you know? With the newer millennials were like, why won't you send me your dick pack? And you're like, because we just started talking like two seconds ago. Calm down. Come on, sir.
Speaker: I don't know why I couldn't be monster, but it just sounded good. I look forward to it. Honestly, I look forward to it. Summer said she'll be 50 and sending me nudes. I look forward to it.
Speaker: I always look forward to it. I have, I have quite the archive in my phone that I, uh, you know, that's, that's one of those things that, you know, I do. Yeah. It's great shot. You know, I got videos to send the other thing, but that's one of those things about a long distance relationship, man. You guys absolutely have read. I mean, my wife has sent me some, some pics that I'm like, whoa.
Speaker: I was going through the cloud the other day, deleting a bunch of crap because my cloud was getting filled up because we sent pic— I'll go to the store, I'm like, hey, do you want this brand or this brand? And I'll send two separate pictures. And she'll be like, the first one, okay. And that'll end up in the cloud. So I went through— I was going through the cloud the other day.
Speaker: deleting a bunch of crap bullshit pictures like that, you know, keeping pictures of the kids and stuff. And I ran across a picture she sent me when I was at work one day and she was at home. And I was like, oof, save. I remember that.
Speaker: Uh, Somerset, there are 40 and 50 year olds that throw their tits out there. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. Like it's not, you know, as we were saying earlier, it's not so much a generational thing. It's just the, where, where we are today. It's the norm.
Speaker: and and and I think more yeah and and more men and women have uh you are not conservative you need to calm down we we were friends and I thought you were sending me a naughty video one night and I was like whoa we just met girl and you're like calm down I'm pretty much it wasn't even a bad video we've talked we've talked about the earbud story on here before
Speaker: Oh, okay. Yeah. Where she she lost her earbuds and they were in her panties. Yeah. It's pretty no matter what they're doing. I'm just saying. Yeah. Boobs are pretty cool too. She said her boobs are just pretty laid out. They're they're pretty laid out. Bounce it up and down.
Speaker: She's like, I have to get something. She's like, I have to get something off of my chest. I was like, let's see if I can pull it up here. She's like, I have to get something off of my chest. She's like, I have to get something off of my chest. She's like, I have to get something off of my chest. She's like, I have to get something off of my chest. She's like, I have to get something off of my chest. She's like, I have to get something off of my chest.
Speaker: I'm like, you know, and like we do this to each other all the time. It's like, I have to tell you something and I hope you don't get mad at me but then it's just like, oh, you know, I love you or whatever. Um uh where's that? Um oh, she was just like, hey, she was just like, hey, and I was like, hey, beautiful. She's like, I need to get this off my chest and I was like, what? Your
Speaker: She's like, no. Like back in the day, back in the 60s when all the chicks started burning their bras and shit, that's actually a new
Speaker: recurring thing is like a lot of chicks are like refusing to wear a bra. We need to change the standard from the we need to change the standard of norm from perky boobs to saggy boobs. And then she goes like this. And Harry Pitts and I was like, Oh, boobs, but I'm out with the Harry Pitts. That's disgusting. Yeah, let's let's not do Harry Pitts. Yeah.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Yeah. Listen, Jeff. She has a body. I'm not. She's not. She's not just a head in shock. She's not just a. They they they they they need to be in a brawl. Otherwise, somebody's gonna black. I'll take a black eye from him. I'll take two black eyes **** I'll walk around looking like I've been told one one too many times I do something. You tell someone. I got two black eyes.
Speaker: Yeah. Uh, yeah. Summer said every woman needs to shave their armpits. Yeah. I am. I am. I am totally down with, with the, I swear to God, it should be a law that, you know, but on top of that, what's worse is they have, you know, buses here, but they have shorter buses that are basically vans and they call them combis and I'll get on a combi every once in a while.
Speaker: And I'll see a really good looking girl and I'm like, wow, she's good looking. And then he looked down and her legs are Harry the mind. You heard it. You heard it here. You heard it here, folks. Jeff writes the short bus. Heart -hitting questions. Jeff, are you the window licker or the aisle booger eater? No, I smacked my helmet against the window.
Speaker: But I don't know what it is. There's certain women in Mexico that literally have hairy, and I'm not talking like stubble. Stubble's okay. Like, oh shit, I forgot to shave today. But I'm talking hairy, like wildebeest legs. And I'm like, oh, that's a good looking girl. Oh my God, what the fuck is that?
Speaker: the legs and the armpit. That poor kid. Someone just sent me a TikTok video of this chick with like massive tits and she's like some of these no no she said somebody told me to do dance moves while I was holding my kids and I don't give a fuck and she starts out and she's just like kind of wobble a little bit and then she's holding this little baby
Speaker: instant turn off. Instant. Now, I don't care about the
Speaker: Yeah, she sent it to you. And then she starts shaking and busting this kid in the head with her. Man, why? She said, Summer sent it to you. It's like, oh, Lord, that's child abuse. But no, like, no, you know.
Speaker: I tease Summer because, you know, she, again, long distance relationship. So Summer just will not shave her legs. I'm like, Lou, you got to shave them before you come up here because I am not trying to lay in bed with Sasquatch. Even if, you know, I don't mind the three day stubble or the week stubble, I don't mind that. But I'm talking about have never seen a razor legs.
Speaker: never even thought about using it. I'm not talking like that light blonde hair legs. I'm talking about black fucking leg hair. Yeah, like in all honesty. Wolverine, calm down. Yeah, in all honesty, I mean, it doesn't bother me. I don't care. But I would prefer that your legs were shaved yet. And as you said, the bush thing,
Speaker: I don't care. I don't care either way. You know, shave, not shave or whatever. IT summer. I'll go. I'll go. The wilderness must be explored. It's all. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I'll go. I'll go. I got a I got a machete hanging above my door. We'll we'll we'll explore. I got a weed in the back.
Speaker: you can pull the hair on her legs but nobody sees them which is again like I said that might be that that might be a benefit right now that comes with you know okay II didn't shave my legs I'm wearing pants anyways who gives a **** but I'm talking to these chicks and walk around with short skirts yeah you know above their knees that makeup's done the whole thing's done and then legs that look like you know
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. I got hairy -ish legs, I think. I don't know but I can shave my legs and make a bear skin rug. Goddamn. I got calves for days. Anyways, sorry. I got distracted. I got some calf muscles, boy. I'll tell you what.
Speaker: I think mine come from the fact that – and I talked about this with my wife and I were talking about this. When I get mad, I don't – I walk away. I go for a walk to calm down and smoke 40 ,000 cigarettes.
Speaker: but but I've walked so much and I'm like, I've walked to the store. I if even if my car was running, I'm like, oh, fuck. It's not that far. I don't want to have to worry about parking. I'll walk. Yeah. And I'll walk. I walk everywhere. So my my calf muscles are just flawless. Yeah. Summer summer said that when she wears ripped jeans, she'll shave where the holes are. Night, Kev.
Speaker: She said, good night. I'm going to bed. Summer said when she wears ripped jeans, she shaves with a whole jar. She shaves with circles. She puts the jeans on and she's like, shave, shave, strip the jeans out, shave it here. Like on How I Met Your Mother, they talked about
Speaker: that at one of the episodes, the guy Marshall, he's getting ready to go for a job interview and his pants got his dress pants have holes in them. So he's got a sharp. Like I said, I
Speaker: I don't have a problem with, you know, obviously I don't want.
Speaker: You know, I don't, I don't want to rub your legs and feel like I'm rubbing my legs, but you know, I'm not going to make a big deal out of it, but, but, but I will absolutely 110 % draw the line at armpit hair. Yeah. Like myself, myself personally, it's not even a man or a woman thing. It's just, I'm grossed out by armpit hair in general. Like I don't shave my armpits.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't shave my armpits, but I keep my armpits trimmed. You know, like I keep it, you know, a little high and tight under the old Piteruski. Summer waxes her ass. Yeah. Like I still have pit hair, but you know, I keep it, I keep it high and tight. You know what I mean? Because, because I'm one of those guys that if I, if I don't, and I wear like a tank top, I got pit hair fucking hanging out on the front and back.
Speaker: and and I and it's it's more comfortable for me because I do I sweat well I sweat like it ain't nobody's business buckets uh yeah when I and when I like them I have I have several these polo shirts because I don't why am I looking at just me that's my idea of that's my idea of dressing up but um yes you need to dress up for the podcast tonight man that's a nice look for you
Speaker: I literally grabbed something out of the closet. But, uh, what's your extra medium, extra medium shirt on tonight? Yes. This is, this is my wife's side of a shirt for me because she's like, Oh no, I like it when it's tight on you. I'm like, yeah, except for the big fat gut. Yeah. That's gonna happen. What do you mean? When I'm working on sex with me, I don't know what that means. Oh, you're,
Speaker: summer summer said look at jeff and i'm like why am i gonna look at jeff but she's like look at his nips no i like i like it i like a shirt that's tight yeah i like a shirt
Speaker: I like a shirt that's tight around my shoulders and my chest because, you know, that's, you know, if I, if I, you feel like, well, I, I can fill it out pretty good. Like, you know, I feel like I look good with a shirt that's tight around my, my shoulders and my chest and my arms, but it's gotta be a little flowy around my, uh, my belly.
Speaker: I literally, if I'm wearing a shirt like this, no matter where I'm going, I'm sucking in my gut. Exactly. Source, did you know my favorite thing to wear is nothing? Yeah. Sound like my wife. Well, nothing. My wife had the day off. I literally, I spent the entire day just sitting on the bed watching TV in my shorts because she's underneath the covers going, it's cold. It's too hot in here.
Speaker: That escalated quickly again. Yeah. No, she said you don't. My favorite thing to wear is the black top majority. So ever said, you know what? My favorite thing to wear is your hand around my throat. That did escalate. So when are you coming up here again?
Speaker: I never I never got the choke out thing. I think if I did that with my wife, she smacked me in the face. No, don't choke her out. Don't choke her out, man. No, but the tail on the throat thing that seems creepy to me. Yeah, just do it. That that seems creepy to you, but you've gone.
Speaker: I'm going to get some dirty time tonight. That's not creepy to you. That's not creepy. And I won't be able to watch it this week either because with my wife being home, she's not, she's like, I don't want to watch her crap. Yeah, that that's not creepy to you but but giving your giving your old wifey a little chokey choke. You know what? You've
Speaker: We're lying in bed and and she's laying, she's got her head on my chest and we're sitting there and I got my arm around her. We'll watch a movie and she says, she said, I love you, daddy. And I said, I love you too, mama. And then literally two seconds later, I'm like, fuck. God damn it. You fucking prick. I'm glad I made it into your bed.
Speaker: As soon as I said I love you too mommy and I was
Speaker: I can't wait till I get the message now where I can't wait till I get the message now where you're like. I can't get the message now where you're like. That would be awesome. I'll be like, yes.
Speaker: fucking clips or something like that. Explain that to your wife. I can only get hard of clicks and clicks in my head. I can't get hard unless he says to be born. It was funny because I just I was listening to the podcast this morning on Spotify.
Speaker: And I, I fucking, uh, my wife's like, I don't want to listen to you guys talk again. I'm like, all right, whatever. So I was turning it off and I put on, I was on Netflix with search and we ended up watching star back. She says, she goes, I love you, daddy. Cause I love you too, mommy.
Speaker: What's a fucking, why am I the fucking asshole? Isn't that you, Chris? She's like, why are you thinking about Chris while we're lying in bed together? And I explained, she's like, what a douche. He's fucked up your mind. I'm like, yeah. The message I look forward to is a message from her yelling at me because you're gonna come downstairs one night and you're gonna be like,
Speaker: Yeah, we're gonna come downstairs one night and be like, hey, why don't you come give Daddy some loving. And then she's gonna get upstairs and be like, I can't, I just can't. I said that and then I heard Glick yelling at me and I just can't. I'm gonna go, you mother.
Speaker: We'll get in here. You'll send a message back. What are you talking about? Hey, crazy lady, I don't speak Spanish. Calm down. Why are you yelling? Well, what the fuck is that? It was Kevin's Lego creation. He wanted you to see, but as I'm holding it, it fell apart. Oh, my God. I'll clean it up later.
Speaker: He's about to kick your ass. Tell him to rebuild it. You can send me a picture of it tomorrow. Make sure you put them together. Did you see the new Spider -Man trailer? Yeah. Holy **** I probably seen it before. I probably seen it before you did. **** Peter Parker. I saw the leaked trailer. I saw the leaked trailer.
Speaker: Yeah, I see the day before but you can barely see anything. It was like a camera watching a camera watching a camera or a phone watching a phone watching a phone. Oh, oh, Peter Parker's fucking up everything, man. Yeah, he is. Well, there he is. That's not Stephen Strange.
Speaker: Go to bed. What do you mean it's not? Oh, it's Michelle. Hi, Michelle. What do you mean? It's Dr. Strange, man. It's Dr. Strange. They're saying it's like a Mysterio kind of deal. Not Mysterio, but like a shape shifter, kind of like a Kree or something.
Speaker: Yeah, no, it's it's Dr. Strange. Trust me. It's it's there. There it is. This is the MCU. We can go for weird sex, Dr. Marvel, just like that. That is the greatness of what we do. And this is this is this is the MCU doing what they do best.
Speaker: and this is how they start to introduce characters um that were into the MCU. I mean, they've already they they they obviously Doc Ock is there. Electro is going to be in the movie. Um I'm wondering if Will Defoe is going to show up because I mean, they showed the Green Goblin's uh pumpkin bomb. Yeah, they showed the Green Goblin. Man, I was like, oh,
Speaker: Yeah. Give me William Defoe all day, every day. I love that dude. I love that. I, I, I, I absolutely fell in love with that dude as an actor, um, in Boondock Saints. And from that time on, I was like, this guy is absolutely one of the best. Yes. I love the sequel. I actually saw the first one.
Speaker: I love both of those. You know, you know, the chick from the sequel. Rick Rick is Rick is Rick is quoting. Random Rick from YouTube is in here. He was in here Saturday. So much so she's getting her nipples pierced. Oh, OK. Go ahead and get your nipples pierced. Actually, that's fine. It hurts like a motherfucker. It does run like a motherfucker. I did one. I could not do the other one.
Speaker: I did too and had one ripped out. Ooh. That's why my one nipples bigger than the other. I will get punched in the face by a kangaroo before I get my my nipples pierced again. Amen to that. Amen. Rick Rick Rick is already quoting boondocks states. He said, there was a firefight. I love it.
Speaker: I don't know. No, the speech, the speech in the second one, the ends with with uh what's his name on ice skates? He's like, thanks for coming out. Fucking love that speech. If it was shorter, I'd get it tattooed. Yeah. Look at, look at what we can do. He was so perfect to those movies but me and you know, we are things that can be hard on but not. Yeah. It's not even it's not even
Speaker: Yeah. Willem Dafoe. Sounds like a fucked up bird. Willem, Willem, Willem Dafoe. Willem, Willem, Willem, Willem. Shut the fuck up. You want to shoot the bird. But no, I mean, in the sequel of Boondock Saints, the girl, the FBI girl, that's the same girl that was in Dexter. She was Dexter's wife. The chick that played his sister? No, the chick that played his wife.
Speaker: Oh, Rita? Yeah, that's Rita. And you want to talk about a complete 180 degree from Rita. That scene where she shows up, she walking up to the boys on the stairs. Holy shit. Just so in the back of her back of her shoes and her calves. Oh, yeah, she was. Yeah, that's her.
Speaker: I found that out. Uh not long after I first saw it, the sequel and I was like, **** That's Rita. Damn. Rita kind of fine. Well, well, yeah, well, that's like everybody, everybody freaks out about Norman Redis. Uh you know, from The Walking Dead and it was like, yeah, like, I see Norman. Yeah, I'm like, man, y 'all want to see Norman do his thing. Watch Boondock Saints
Speaker: the the whole cat scene cracks me up. Oh, here I was I dude. I was oh nice. I like it.
Speaker: I like it. Michelle. Yeah, I was uh PJ Mask. Welcome. Welcome to the show. PJ Mask. Cash used to love PJ. Uh that I was actually, I was actually just getting ready to say that where they where he shot the **** Oh my god. That scene cracks me up every time. I'm shot your **** again. I can't go down to the store to get a pack of cigarettes. Help me run it into five guys that you
Speaker: It's actually really good. It's not amazing, but it's really good.
Speaker: Thoroughly enjoyed it. I laughed my ass off. Well, it looks like it was gonna be a pretty good movie. It's it's you know You can see the Don't worry, it's okay. You can see the blatant ripoff of that. It's grand theft auto that they're playing but what's really cool is there's the there's
Speaker: They show real YouTubers reacting to what's going on because a lot of it happens live on people's Twitch streams and stuff but like they got Dan DTM and they got like they got four or five YouTubers that are really big YouTubers like I even think PewDiePie's in it at one point and
Speaker: But the best is the Chris Evans showing up. Chris Evans shows up for all of 30 seconds. Oh, Chris fucking dropped spoilers all fucking day, Jeff.
Speaker: you haven't seen it by now. Jesus. So, only the biggest movie. The movie literally just came out last week and not all of us will go to a legal stream. Yeah, not all of us will go to a legal streaming sites and stream the movie. Oh, that reminds me. Don't watch it on the the link I sent you because uh the last 10 minutes, 10 minutes of it is an Italian. No, Jesus. No, the the
Speaker: I was like, what? Yeah, the movie I want to watch, which I may try to watch tomorrow or maybe this weekend, I'm going to try to watch it. I'm going to try to watch tomorrow when I get home from work is the new Hugh Jackman movie Reminiscence. Oh, OK. It's on HBO Max. It just came out in theaters and it was one of those HBO Max movies. But that looks really good. It's kind of a
Speaker: little Inceptionists ish Okay, which I've never watched Inception just because it's really long there And I feel yeah, I feel like I'd get super bored, but this this movie looks understand the concept Yeah, this movie looks really good. I think I like I said depending upon when I get off work tomorrow I may try to watch it tomorrow night Because I know I'm not gonna be able to watch it. I've tried three times to start sweet girl
Speaker: with Jason Mo, Jason, what's his name? Aquaman. Jason. Jason Momoa. Momoa. Yeah. And he's married to Lenny Kravitz, his ex -wife. I know. Yeah. I love that rock. John Bonet. What's it? John Bonet. No, not John Bonet. Not John Bonet. Not John Bonet. Not John Bonet. That little pageant girl that was killed. Yeah. Yeah, which the theory is that that's actually Katy Perry, but okay.
Speaker: Um, Jesus Christ, dude. You in your fucking conspiracies? No, I saw it the other day and I was like, whoa. But it's obviously not true. Um, but I, I was, I started to watch it, but the, the girl that's in it, it was in a Mark Wahlberg movie. The younger girl hit the place's daughter. She was in that instant family, Mark Wahlberg.
Speaker: she plays uh his his daughter in the movie and and like I said, I've tried to walk away through time. What's up, Chris? You didn't do it. Yeah. No, um I actually I heard about that that that new Jason Momoa movie for the first time today. So, yeah, I might have to say well, Jason Momoa, there's a TV show that Jason Momoa's and him and uh yeah, well, well, frontier is really good. No, this is so good.
Speaker: this is the different this is a different show with him and Dave Batista. Batista plays Drax on on Guardians and he was he was also a wrestler and whatnot and the show looks really **** good. Like they show previews of it all the time on Hulu mainly because I just I I've seen it a lot lately and I can't remember the name of it. Yeah, we did Chris. We were just talking about it a few minutes ago. Yeah.
Speaker: um but uh kids
Speaker: I started watching American Horror Story again, but I'm only watching certain seasons. You know, like my favorite seasons, like I watched Horror House and now right now I'm watching Hotel. Probably when I get done watching Hotel, I'm going to watch Coven. But but they're they're always showing previews of this fucking television show with Batista and and then Jason Momoa. It's like a post apocalyptic type
Speaker: you know, medieval **** uh but it looks really good and uh Batista and uh Momoa play brothers in the in the show. So, it's like, yeah, I could um I can do it. I'm doing a uh a prequel to Army of the Dead too. Yeah, I heard about that. They, you know, they're trying to do something with it but yeah, I don't
Speaker: Batista and Momoa are trying to trying to push a buddy cop movie where like Batista is like the serious keep it to the books type cop and Momoa is like the
Speaker: Yeah. And Momoa's the, uh, the wild card kind of like, uh, like, uh, yeah, like a modern day lethal weapon. Yeah. Which I'm like, you know, I would like to see what I want to see. I want to see a remake of twins with, uh, Peter Dinklage and Jason Momoa. You want to see a remake of twins with your two favorite, with your favorite actor of all time, the rock and Kevin Hart.
Speaker: because you know that it's a remake of. No, I'm telling you. And Peter Dinklage. That would be genius. Yeah. But you know, if they remake twins, you're going to get the rocking Kevin fucking heart, which you already seen that movie and that whatever movie of what I can't remember what it was called where the rock was the fat kid in high school and then it became a CIA. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, I think that'll get wrapping up because I know we're going to turn that into a drinking game. Go slap that bitch. No, we're not. Show her who daddy really is. I'm going to show you who daddy is.
Speaker: Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. This guy. Oh. Yeah, we're going to, we're going to turn that into a drinking game because there's been a few episodes that I've listened to it and you said like 40 times when I almost wrapped this up. I'm fine with wrapping it up because I just finished five. Because you can't take a **** hint. No, because we're like 15 minutes into the damn podcast and you're like,
Speaker: Oh, let's go, Chris. We're going to wrap it up. Mommy said, oh. Then every 30 seconds, oh, let's wrap it up. Let's wrap it up. No, no, that's fine. I was actually looking at the clock and thinking the same thing. That's just because I got to work tomorrow. Yeah, well, Wednesdays, we said we'd keep it short on Wednesdays. Yeah, Saturdays are free for all.
Speaker: you know, if uh if things go accordingly, yeah, Wednesdays, we'll definitely have to make sure we uh don't go late. Yeah, exactly. I don't want to bring it up. I don't want to jinx anything but yeah, I don't want to bring it up and I don't I don't want to put it out there uh even though Joe keeps just telling the world but I'm like, I'll put it out there.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Let's uh let's wrap the show up with uh let's go something off the new album. Uh tail lights are wicked woman. I'll let you pick wicked woman. I love that song. This is yeah. This is this is a black top Mojo heavy episode but it is Matt's birthday. So,
Speaker: So, uh, we're going to wrap this up. I'm going to, I'm going to do a little out show with some blacked out mojo. So it'll still be rolling for a few minutes, but, uh, thank you guys for listening. Chatter's box. Uh, thank you guys as always greatly appreciated. Jeff, thanks for hanging out with me a little bit tonight. I'm always happy podcast day. So, you know,
Speaker: Yeah. Uh, those of you guys that are checking out the replay, we appreciate you listening to us. If you're not already, everybody feel free to check us out on social media and Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Tik TOK YouTube. I think I got all everything, uh, at nonsensical nonsense. And then if you want to get every episode of the podcast.
Speaker: Yeah. If you want to get every other episode, I think we're up to 35, 36 episodes of the podcast. Check it out on Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcasts, just search, just go into your old Google, Google assistance and say, give me nonsensical nonsense and you can get all of our episodes.
Speaker: You're a big fan of the Google. Yeah. You're you're a big fan of the Google. It's just it's just yeah. Google Google. Go ahead and try it out if you don't believe me. Say, give me nonsensical nonsense. You dirty whore.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I've never, I've never, I'm not a big Lord of the Rings fan. I was going to do an impersonation and I turned into Billy
Speaker: I don't know what his name is either way. Either way, just go to you. Just ask Siri ask ask Alexa or your Google Assistant. So, give me nonsensical nonsense. Yeah. Then you'll get our you'll get you'll get us. I guarantee it. Yeah. But uh again, thank you guys. Thank you guys for hanging out. Jeff, I will see you Saturday. I will see you Saturday. I'll probably talk to you
Speaker: And we're going to go ahead and wrap this up per chest request. A little black chop mojo, wicked woman. Turn Jeff's camera off. Later y 'all. I'm coming.
Speaker: We were wrapping up. Turn your bike off.
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Speaker: Hey!
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like something sharp. Something like I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp cheddar combos over there. It's kind of like a Ritz cracker pregnant with a cheese baby.
Speaker: All right, well, let me just take one of these lighters, and I'm gonna borrow your bug spray, and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Yeah, bathroom key, all right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back, and that'll be 1362, and I'm gonna have to have exact change, so we're in a coin shortage at the moment.
Speaker: Whatever, man. Okay. Just that. Just that. No, I'm sorry. I'm all alone in the sky. Take this back behind. I wanna live forever. And now, feel it in the air. Kill me, I'm over. Make me a god lying here.
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