Nonsensical Nonsense 348 Jack Shack

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Speaker: Late at night, I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need. What is a hero? I'm only a bullet hero till the end of the night. He's gone too long and he's gotta live. No? Fire. I guess not.

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: Whoo! What up, motherfucker? Happy Saturday, unless you're a Browns fan. Yeah. It's good to see the old Browns from time to time.

Speaker: Sometimes we forget about how terrible they actually are, but, uh, I digress. Go ahead and knock this out of the way real quick. Oh, that's right. Looking like leggy over here. What's going on? Everybody have a Saturday night. Welcome to not physical dad. Since he's Jeff, I'm good. Connor will be joining us later. Maybe I don't know, but he might be here.

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Speaker: or you can head on over to bio .link slash nonsensical nonsense down there. It's about on the screen. If you're watching live or you're watching the replay, that's got all of those links for all the social medias everywhere. You can find us also got the link to Glick's house of music. If you missed that last night, you missed another good one. We had fun. Jeff joined me again for some more nineties. And, uh,

Speaker: It's also got the links to our sponsors, like W Energy, Liquid IV, and SpinCaster as well. If you want to check those out, if you do make a purchase, make sure you use that promo code. Words are hard. You can get your discounts. Save you a little bit of green. A little bit of denaro, if you will. Jeffrey, what's going on? Oh, not much. You know, it's Saturday. You know, I woke up, I slept in, and it's always good to sleep in.

Speaker: And then, I issued a challenge to the kids and they still haven't gotten it right. I actually issued them two riddles and they haven't gotten it right yet. So I think I'm good. Two riddles. Yeah, if you'd like, I can throw you into the challenge. Not like I'm doing to show you. Electric companies flying by.

Speaker: So I'll issue the same riddles I issued the kids. The first one is, if you feed me, I will live. If you give me water, I will die. What am I? If you feed me, I live. But if you give me water, I will die. And the second one is,

Speaker: Name something you can hunt in the wild, but also in your wallet. Money. No. Bucks. That one, right? You got that one, right? They have not gotten that one right. Also rhyme with fucks, which don't rhyme with zero, but zero is the amount of fucks that I have to give in this world.

Speaker: But, uh, yeah, I, I told the kids, I give them it down. We'll have to come back to that first riddle later on. Yeah. Like I said, uh, and at the end of the night, I'll give, I'll give the Ansel, give her the answer. Give everybody time to think about it. You have to like probably. Yeah. I was going to say, I'm going to put it in the chat here. If you feed me water, I die. Right. If you get, if you feed me, I live. If you give me water, I die. What am I? Okay. I'll have to think about it.

Speaker: What's good under the shatters box? I'm not going to tell the answer until later, Kevin. He's, he's over trying to cheat. You are right for Buckeye. The greatest stream title of all time. What was the, uh, what was the, uh, what was the greatest stream of all time or stream title of all time going to be Buckeye. It was a rough night for us, brother. However, look at the positive.

Speaker: The Browns didn't win. I'll go ahead and get this out of the way. The Browns didn't get their asses knocked in the dirt by the Houston Texans. It was good to see the old Browns come back. That's what I was thinking. I was leading something fire or something silly like that. But congratulations to the Houston Texans also.

Speaker: Best of luck to get through the AFC is not going to be fun. Uh, and at some point you might unfortunately come up against the Baltimore Ravens, which I still, I think it's, I still think it's going to be Ravens 49ers in the, in the Superbowl. Um, I called that earlier in the season, but, uh,

Speaker: I mean, what am I, what am I supposed to get mad at? Cleveland had five starting quarterbacks. We lost our starting running back. We're eight up with injuries and they still had the second best record in the AFC and the third best record in the entire NFL. So I can't be mad. Oh, uh, Brian's here. I got, I got, if you'll permit me, I can show you Brian's new job.

Speaker: I want him to see it. Brian's got a new job, and here it is. You'll see him here in a second. 2024 micro full cast roll call. As always, a little miss. The no mean, make the no. Agent of Giant. I'm Olivia. Pinky Shortcake. You know, psycho. Ben Urkel. Michael Suave. Neha.

Speaker: Disco Dom, baby. Carolina Reaver. Disco Brian in the building, everybody. Disco Dom Brian, boy. Let me tell you. I saw that earlier, and I lost it. I was like, I got a soda. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right. The Browns would have won the Super Bowl. Yeah. Yeah. That would have been the greatest. I mean, I can still do it just because.

Speaker: Michigan did well. Oh, yeah. It's not the same. I mean, it is, but it's not it's not, you know, I mean, yeah. OK, a championship. I'll give it to him. Great. But the Super Bowl is like, you know, that's why I will say this. You needed you needed this win tonight because you came in deadass last place and lost to Jeff in the battle.

Speaker: Yeah, I couldn't make it to mine. You know, Brian says be truthful. You were camera shy on that day. Niners are taking it. I'm mad at myself for for getting excited and not realizing Cleveland was still Cleveland backs. I mean, it could be worse. You could have somebody who claims to be a Pittsburgh Steelers fan and a Philadelphia Eagles fan trying to talk shit to you.

Speaker: When you have no, yeah, I'm like, yeah, your, your points are valid. What's going on? Like he, the background of the other Jeff makes it look like he has an exposed belly. Maybe he does suck your lollipop and lick your chocolates. It does. It does look like a, yeah, yeah.

Speaker: Imagine being an Ohio State fan and losing three years in a row to Michigan. You know, I wish my belly was that small. Chris has the same thing. He's got his belly button. Yeah, I guess it is. It's like the elbow. Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, well, what are you going to do? I literally was like, you got a belly button, but it's just off to the side. You have to move over. You're really not helping yourself there.

Speaker: So anyways, it was a good football season. I mean, I'm not. I've got terribly upset. It sucks watching them play as good as they did and watching the defense completely not show up at all tonight and and give up the most points they've given up all season. But it's all good. Yeah, what are you? Wonky belly. Yeah, Chris has a wonky belly. It's off to the side.

Speaker: It's a low -hanging nipple. It's just a low -hanging nipple. We're both wearing belly shirts and Chris's nipples hanging out. It's just inverted. What are you going to do? You know gravity takes over when you get older. We're not spring chickens anymore. I actually have something else for you, sir. What do you have?

Speaker: We've all heard of fact and cap, you know? So, so I have a fact and cap video for you. Right at the very, right, right at the beginning of the show. He does. Well, God forbid we do another hour of fucking football again. I don't have a rope here. I can hang myself with my own show prep and he wants to blow it all out in the first 10 minutes.

Speaker: You know what? Your wife's always out of town. Fact. But I got a factor cap for you. This is guy. That's what we're doing tonight. And then maybe do save your fact and cap. Hold on. Yeah, we could save. I was going to say, because I figured we would give someone a chance to finally show up because I don't think someone's going to be here anytime soon. I don't think so either.

Speaker: Yeah. It's not like it's not like it's no time or anything. I told him that he's the new Tony D to the show. It's nice. Since he shows up when he wants. Yeah. Shows up late playing stuff on on podcast night. Yeah. Can't can't not interrupt the intros and the outros and the the ads because he has you know, him and his wife are having a date night.

Speaker: I don't get too much shit. I don't know if you snapchat, but he had kind of a hell of a day. He is wipe out a black tire. Then he goes to the flat tire and it pisses down rain on him. So what are you going to do? As he said, God hates it. I didn't see that. That's right. You didn't talk about yourself. So I click. I'm done doing the football thing. I just wanted to make.

Speaker: One thing. I just want to say one thing, you know, however, like I said, it is Saturday night. Therefore the doors open. Yeah. Allow me. I was going to say, hold on a second. We'll get those. Okay. And just a few because we are going to do our first ever celebrity death list. Yeah. Jeff, Connor and myself are going to pick 10 celebrities that we think may die.

Speaker: We're not, this is not a wish list, by the way. We're not hoping these people die, but they're not doing well. You know, they're, they're getting up to their age. We, we know this. So we will make a game out of it because we're sick bastards. Yeah.

Speaker: So, you know, we're going to pick our 10 celebrities that we think may or may not, or that we think may die in 2024. The competition will run from tonight until, what did we say? December 27th of 2024 at midnight. And the winner gets to call themselves the angel of death. And we talked to 20, 25. And I think we all agreed when we're going to pitch it and have a,

Speaker: because yeah we're all gonna put in we're gonna put in a couple bucks uh right around the the last couple days of the the game i guess and we're gonna get the angel desk built and whoever wins it gets sent to them uh so yeah

Speaker: And well, the three of us will work together on a design. So I couldn't add a new belt to my collection. I'm just saying. You know what? I, you know, we, we, we did a mild after show last night. Was it last night or Wednesday night? Well, we talked about the death list. I think it was Wednesday night. Yeah. Wednesday night where, you know, we kind of, we didn't, obviously we didn't reveal anything to each other, but, but we did, we were both doing research.

Speaker: And the list is long and very distinguished of some of these people that are possibly going to die. If you can pop in, pop in. Like, you know, Saturday night, you know, you're, well, hell, you're always welcome. You're serious. You don't have to wait till Saturday nights. Yeah, you're always welcome. I mean... Yeah, so we're going to do it like a draft style. So, you know, like I said, this is the first time I'm ever going to pull rank. I'm taking the number one pick because... That's fine. I know all three of us have the same number one pick.

Speaker: I don't think so. If he's not your number one, I know you're going to pick him somewhere. Yeah. I think I know who you're talking about. And he would be the smartest number one pick, but you know, um, well, there's a lot of like, you know, this isn't, this isn't 1986 over here. You know, a lot of big celebrities are getting up there in age, sir.

Speaker: And that's that's that's going to like that. I think that's what's going to make this this death list. The most interesting one, if starting with it, of course. And next year's will be even more for the simple fact that if they don't hide this year, it's pretty much guaranteed they're going to die next year. So it's going to be, you know, of course, we do have rules.

Speaker: and I'll kind of quickly go through the rules so whoever's a member of whoever's celebrity dies first whichever number is no particular order except for drafting um gets two points if all 10 of yours die you get an extra five points that way if nine of mine die and you still got the first one we're tied but if all 10 of yours die then boom you know get the extra whip

Speaker: So it's to eliminate tiebreakers, so to speak. And we are not allowed duplicates. So that's that's going to be that's where it's going to be. Yeah, this is where we had a really neat honor to be here because like I said, I haven't looked at his list yet. I'm almost kind of maybe like considering doing like doing his picks for him in the draft order. You know what I mean? We could do that. Yeah.

Speaker: You got it. You have backups. Oh, well, you have to look. So, I mean, I have a look that way. He doesn't get completely screwed out of his list because I think that we're going to have a lot of similar ones. Yeah, there's going a lot of whatever, whatever is left. Then, you know, if he needs to pick up two or three more or four more, whatever he can send them, he can throw them in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like I said, it's, it's a little more difficult without Connor being here and fucking lazy. Fuck.

Speaker: But, uh, I think we'll make it work. You know, it is what it is. Um, so do that here and about, you want to do that now, or you want to wait like 15 minutes? Um, we can go ahead. I was going to say we're going to do like a draft order. So it'll be first round, one pick second round two, and it'll go one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two.

Speaker: So we'll try to knock out pretty quick. Connor's not here. Why don't we go ahead and you got your, you got your stuff pulled up. I got, I got everything ready. I got everything ready. We can go ahead and get that fired out, get that done and out of the way. And then we can open the doors up for anybody who may. All right. Perfect. So what is your first pick, sir? So my first pick, I'm going to go ahead and go with the obvious former president, Mr. Jimmy Carter. Really? That's that actually not on my list.

Speaker: No, Jimmy Carter's not on your list at all. Well, I, I thought about it. He's not doing great. His wife just passed away. Yeah. And I get it. I get it. Uh, but like I said, uh, I did, I didn't see that, but for my first pick, no, yes, Kevin, Jesus Christ. That's the second one for my first pick. I'm going to go with the great amazing. And I will cry when it happens.

Speaker: Mel Brooks. He's getting up there in age, not doing the greatest, but he's still up there in age and he's... A snake. No, go away. You have to wait until I have to show to answer. So yeah, for my first pick, I'm definitely going with Mel Brooks. Okay, fine, but I do need to check something. No, you don't. It's real quick. I just need to check it real quick.

Speaker: So you have to, well, unless you want to throw Connors on there real quick. I'll go ahead. He's sending me a message real quick. No, Kevin already got it. Please go in. Okay. So I'm just going to go down his list in order. Yep. Connors.

Speaker: first pick is David Attenborough. David Attenborough. I don't know who that is. I do not either. He sounds familiar. Let me look him up. Sir David Frederick Attenborough is a British broadcaster, biologist, natural historian.

Speaker: OK, yeah, he does. He does a lot of he's 97. He does a lot of. What's it called, like voiceovers? OK, oh, yeah, he does like OK, like the history channel. So I'll go ahead and somebody who's been knighted. Yeah, exactly. He voices nature programs. Yeah, like 10. Yeah.

Speaker: 10 picks. Yeah. Copy David Adber's name. I knew I knew the name. I just it's been a while since I've heard it. So his his second first pick is David Attenborough. Yep, David Attenborough. So you get two now, correct? I get two and I'm going to take. Legendary actor.

Speaker: Countless movies. Not necessarily the greatest human being on the planet. But he was just let out of jail because he needed home care. Mr. Ron Jeremy. Really? Yeah. Porn legend Ron Jeremy. I did not. Actually, not on my list.

Speaker: and i'm also going to take it's a tough list to do you know i'm also going to take uh dick van dyke you motherfucker he was my second pick i should have went first understood understood it's all right

Speaker: I thought for sure you were going to say, I haven't been there. So, so I'm going to go ahead and skip my Dick Van Dyke since you took him and I'm going to go. And then this is somebody that I was hinting at the other day. I don't know. I mean, I've seen him do a lot of things.

Speaker: The only worry I have with Dick Van Dyke is he is very spry. That motherfucker is still dancing around. But he is 100 years old. Literally, he is 100 years old. So my number two, I'm going to go ahead and give you his greatest, how he is known.

Speaker: Cause it's just a bit outside. We tried for the corner and he messed with Bob Euchre. I thought he was already dead. I thought so too. I had to look it up, but yeah, he's a, he's not doing well. Uh, so Bob Euchre is my secondary pick and my third, I also thought was dead, but apparently he's not. I'm going to go with Willie Mays.

Speaker: Oh, Willie Mays is still alive? That's what I said! Or are you talking about Willie Mays Hayes? No, no, I'm talking, I guess that, that was where my brain went, yes. But no, Willie Mays is still alive, also not doing well. He's, I believe, 97 years old. Huh. You know what, I need to just - I told you I had some shockers here, man. I had some shockers. So what was, uh, Connor got for

Speaker: two and three. Hold on one second. Zoom in here. So he's out. He's out. You said you said, who did you pick? Uh, Bob Euchre. I have Mel Brooks, Bob Euchre and Willie Mays. Okay. And I said Dick Van Dyke. Yes. And Ron Jeremy and Jimmy Carter. Uh, Connor's next two are going to be Bob Newhart. Mother. And Clint Eastwood.

Speaker: Yeah, Clint was on my backups. Because Clint is literally, and this is why I did not put Clint on my list. Clint is actually getting ready to direct another film, which means he has clear to physical. Because in order to be a director, you know, you're the head of the fucking spear there, you have to pass some physical and be considered healthy.

Speaker: So, well, I think also like he is and and Bob Newhart is an excellent pick because I don't know if you've looked up a picture of Bob Newhart lately. He looks like a skeleton dipped in wax. Well, he was going to be my next pick. So, yeah, so just whatever I'm I'm I'm I told Connor is like I didn't want to get accused of cheating. That's why I wasn't going to look at his list until after we picked ours, but then I still wanted to have the opportunity to pick along with us. So,

Speaker: Right. So you have one now, correct? One pick each. We're doing one and two and one and two. He's fighting. Shut up, Connor. You're on a date with. Get off the broadcast. Oh, my God. Go get caught in the rain again. And we might wave. Yeah. I'm going to go with.

Speaker: man. I'm going to go with my final. My final is a shocker. Nobody's going to think of her. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to go with another sports or a sports guy. Okay. I don't have any more sports. Sports guy. And I don't think anybody's going to be mad if he's dead. Okay.

Speaker: It went from showering with little boys and the Penn State locker rooms to being in a penitentiary in the state pen and showering with big boys. Jerry said. What's what's his last name? Jerry Sandusky. Alright, Jimmy Carter was my number one pick. Yeah, my my next pick.

Speaker: She's a legend. Most famously, she's, Leggy will know her instantly, but Miss Maggie Smith, she played Professor McGonagall in Harry Potter. She is not doing well. I believe she has cancer.

Speaker: So, what is Connor's next pick? I took Maggie Smith. Who is she? Maggie Smith. She was in the Harry Potter franchise. She played the Professor McGonagall. She's been in... She's named Jules in Psych? Was it her real name? Maggie Smith? No, no. Her name is Maggie Lawson. You're thinking of Maggie Lawson. Okay, you just picked somebody that's not in there.

Speaker: Um, Connor's next pick is, wow, he's going to do a long shot here. Uh, Angelina Jolene. That's a, that's kind of a talk about a long shot. She's got us, of course.

Speaker: Should there be bad in the rules? Is it knowing they have cancer? No, it's yeah. I mean, no, no, that's why we're picking them. Yeah, no, it's not. I mean, it's not like that'd be like if I knew that say, for instance, like some football guy just got got shot 27 times last night. Yeah. Life support. And they're just waiting for the family to get there. And I'm like, hey, I pick whatever this guy's name is.

Speaker: former football player, you know, and then he dies tomorrow. It's like, boom, first, no, yeah, that's called knowing your, knowing your team, man. I wonder, I wonder, I wonder Connor's thinking behind Angelina Jolie. We'll ask you later on when he comes on the show. Uh,

Speaker: So it's back to me for two more, huh? Yeah, two more for you, sir. I'm going to go with a happy Chanukah to all of you. Yes. Smokey Robinson. Oh, nice. And I'm going to go for a two for in the music world. When you're ready. Yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker: I just saw Robinson. Oh, I had him on my backups. Unfortunately, Ozzy was born in 48, so he's he's getting up there in age. And I don't know if you've seen him lately not doing well. But I think he hasn't been doing well for years, let's be honest. No, she is not doing very good at all. Yeah, he unfortunately looks like shit.

Speaker: Well, he's looked like shit for years. Yes. Yeah, but it's it's more. I think the drugs be catching up to him. So my next pick. Ozzy's dead way before Keith Richards or Mick Jagger. Oh, 100 percent. 100 percent. My next pick is a legend actor, Mr. Gene Hackman. And and my next one.

Speaker: My next one, you know him, sir. Mr. Bill Connolly. I know him. Uh, he played the dad of, um, he is the dad for, um, boondock saints. Oh yeah. Yeah. The comedian, the big Scottish guy, right? Yeah. Well, he's not big, but he's, he, yeah, see, uh, but yeah, he, um,

Speaker: Not doing well. He does have Parkinson's. Yeah. For a couple of years now. So Connor's got to. Is it weird? I'm not worried about Connor stealing any mind after that Angelina Jolie pick. Yeah. Are going to be Jack Nicholson. Oh, I don't think that's going to happen.

Speaker: Yeah, I don't think so either and James Earl Jones motherfucker. He did steal one of mine. Is he really called the big in nice? He's a big son of a bitch and that's a big dude. So. Son of a bitch, he did steal my number nine pick. James Earl Jones is not doing well, by the way.

Speaker: Can somebody throw her out of the fucking window of the booth? She's in because that would be fantastic, right? It's just broke the news. Taylor Swift is that arrowhead where it is negative 35 degrees. She'll be playing today or not.

Speaker: You fuckers. I had that too. Well, the good thing is you get to hear our list and you have plenty of time to correct yours and add to yours and pictures. Yeah, you can send it our way. I'll add it to the list. I actually had a spot for you. So my my I got one pick. You have one pick. Yes. I'm going to be William Daniels. William Daniels. Who is that? Oh, him very well. He was.

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Speaker: Uh, and I don't think it comes down to a health issue. I think it comes down to somebody who's going to shank his ass. Mr. Harvey Weinstein. I think he was already dead. No, still alive, but, uh, no, I was thinking of Epstein because Epstein killed himself. Nevermind. And they're both Jews. What are you going to do? Yeah. I don't think he's going to do.

Speaker: I don't think he's going to do well in prison. Somebody's going to shake it because you don't talk about somebody with an ego going into a male prison. Yeah, you're fucked, dude. Although he does have more money to then he knows what to do it. So he might be able to get away with looking down upon all the peasants.

Speaker: Okay. I guess I'll actually have to, what did you think? Like we were not going to think about this. Have you never seen one of our competitions on this show? Exactly. The reason why I have championship belts because I am the champ. Yeah. I mean, I've literally had you on the list of people to be drafting. Uh, when we thought, no, Helen, she's not, she's yellow on my list.

Speaker: Okay, so Chris says blue I have green and Connors got orange and Helen's got blue or yellow So Connor needs one. Oh, oh wait, you have to throw all ten of them out there at once because oh I can't copy and paste in it Well, we'll do it we'll do a chatter's box challenge and what we'll do you want to do like a we'll send out a free hat or something

Speaker: Well leggy will send some we'll send sunglasses for everybody she knows Is George Takei to K to gay Takei That's actually a good good pic. How do you spell decay? Is it?

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Speaker: Did take that one so that one can go that one can go cuz fucking Connor picked it Chris took that one Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna Check something real quick. Yeah. Yeah do do quick research. I know backups are sucks. I Didn't do a whole lot of searches or info looking up of my backups. I went by age

Speaker: And one of my backups is so big. Like everybody knows him. He's like, it's a guarantee. You'll know who it is. And it's a possibility he's going to die. But I think that one's more of a wishful thinking for most people. Right. I think I'm a picky for my number nine. I don't want any of these people to die. I have one on my list that I want.

Speaker: I'm going to go with, first and foremost, I'm going to go with Shannon Doherty. Motherfucker, you son of a bitch. I was wondering how long she was going to last. She was going to be one of my. That was my long shot. I don't know how much of a long shot it is. She's well, as in, yeah, I didn't think anybody would think of her. Well, she's got stage four cancer.

Speaker: She's got stage four cancer. And, um, however, the caveat to her, yeah, it's into her bones, but, um, the doctors did give her up to three years potentially. Yeah. And again, not that I want this person to die. I'll be pretty sad, but, um,

Speaker: It's going to be kind of a long shot. Okay. But you pick a motherfucker. Yeah. I have, I've been on my backups. He's, he's not doing good and he's fading fast. Yeah. Yeah. I, I actually had him on backup. Um, for the simple fact, I, I, I believe the same, you know, he's not doing well.

Speaker: Uh, his, his Alzheimer's is not great. So, God damn it. You took my last, my Shannon Doherty. I'm pissed about that. I'm going to have to go with, get rid of that. For my number nine, I'm going to go with, uh, everybody's favorite president, Joe Biden. Not necessarily guaranteed.

Speaker: Well, not really because the dude can't even get off stage. So he probably might walk into an engine of a jet. Yeah. So I mean, you want to talk about that's extra points if I get that, you know. And my last. I got I got a couple of good ones here. Let's see. I mean, let me do a quick cookie search here.

Speaker: because I think she is. If you happen to show up tonight, if you want to get on the main list, feel free to get you a list of 10 to get together. However, I think Jeff had a really good idea. Any listeners, if you guys want to get involved, feel free to, uh, what's going on? Don't see, feel free to get us up on, um, on our email, nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. Send us your list of 10 and we can do a listener's one as well.

Speaker: And oh, shit, we have one more. You need to need one more giveaway or something like that. So my number nine, if the listeners duplicate, the listeners duplicate, but there's plenty of other people out there to pick. Yeah. My number nine is the killer of the Beatles. Yoko Uno. She's your last pick.

Speaker: No, because we have that we've only picked nine. I just counted. Oh, right. Oh, right. So so we each have one more. Yeah, we each have one more after this. So what's Connors next to? So I'm at the end of Connors list, so Connors going to have to fill in however many. OK, understood. Go ahead and pick one more. He's got Michael J Fox. Oh.

Speaker: And I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna steal for the chatter's box because I've seen this name pop up quite a few times. All right. But from America's dad to America's greatest for my last pick. Although I think he's doing well.

Speaker: as well as one could do in his situation. He's like 80 plus years old, and I'm pretty sure he's about half senile. And I think he's just got pulled up on a few more rate charges as well. Oh, that's true. So for my final pick, I'm going with the great. I love him as an actor. I loved him on the show that he was famous for. Mr. Alan Aldo. Hawkeye's Mash.

Speaker: Yeah, he was on mash. How short is Connor? How many does he have total? He has eight. He's missing two. So I'm going to go ahead and show what we got here. Let me go ahead and show my screen. Get out of my head, you fuckers. I know, right? Well, I've got a whole stack of blank hats behind me on my dresser. So all I got to do is go have a

Speaker: So here's our list. Starting at the top, Chris has Jimmy Carter. I have Mel Brooks and Connor has David Attenborough. Chris has got Ron Jeremy. I'm gonna just go through all Chris's here. Jimmy Carter, Ron Jeremy, Dick Van Dyke, Jerry Sandusky, Smokey Robinson, Ozzy Osbourne, William Daniels, Shannon Doherty, Bruce Wells, and Bill Cosby. I have Mel Brooks, Bob Euchre, Willie Mays, Maggie Smith,

Speaker: Gene Hackman, Billy Connolly, Harvey Weinstein, Joe Biden, and Yoko Ono. And then Connor has David Attenborough, Bob Newhart, Clint Eastwood, Angelina Jolie. Still not seeing where that one came from. Jack Nicholas, James Earl Jones, George Takei, and Michael J. Fox. He's still missing, too. And I'm assuming he met the actor, so I'm going to put actor here.

Speaker: Yeah, just just because we will get it confused. And that way he can't. Yes. Jerry Sandusky, the Penn State guy. That's what I said. He went from Penn State to shower and shower with little boys to the state pin and showering with big boys. Exactly. So he's not dead. I thought he was dead as well. But he should be not long for this world. And we know what I mean.

Speaker: He went from Penn State to one of the state is what he did. Here we go. For anybody, any of the listeners that want to get involved, if you're watching live or if you're watching the replay, I'm going to get you a list to me at least no later than Wednesday.

Speaker: Or us, you can send them to the, to the email. We have not since going on since podcast at gmail .com. It's right there at the bottom of your screen. Um, and with those lists put together and compiled and, uh, we'll keep an eye on them as the year goes on. And you know, we have enough people that, um, Yeah, we need at least three contenders for, uh, to, to, to contend for a free hat. Yeah.

Speaker: And then, like I said, at the end of the year, figure out who wins. And I'll get one of these hats made up for you guys. It'll look probably a little something like this. Yeah. Well, you said you that one and it's that way it's game worn. It was my game worn hat. You can have one now that the hats I have fitted hats. However, if you don't like the fitted hat or you don't like the fitted style, we'll figure out. We'll figure out what you want, what you like. Yeah. Get that over to you.

Speaker: It's funny that, you know, we've brought up getting the listeners involved and giving away a hat or whatever, because just yesterday, back from my periscope days, a guy, a friend of mine from there reached out to me, hadn't talked in a couple of years.

Speaker: the first, the first time I did a giveaway, I was like, I want to do it when I'm still doing vape and chill. I was like, I think I want to do a giveaway and it was, I can't remember how we did it. It says Charlie Sheen and Montel Williams. Charlie, Charlie Sheen will live, like he will even be hanging out with Mick Jagger when the world ends. He's got that tiger blood, baby. I did a giveaway on Periscope.

Speaker: And he was one of my first ever winners and it was a hat, a vape and chill hat, a couple bottles of vape juice. And I think there was a mod involved because I had a sponsor that used to send me juice all the time for free. So I got with him to do the giveaway and you know, it was just kind of crazy that he reached out and him and I were talking, catching up after a couple of years.

Speaker: uh it is i still got the hat bro so oh michael kane nice pull leggy robert redford michael kane golf hawks at montel williams send him to the email or yeah send him the email because i can't copy and paste from here and remembering everything that's not my bag but yeah i'll build a i'll build a a list for

Speaker: Well, so on Wednesday you haven't your Wednesday to send it or do you want to do till next Saturday? Okay, so you haven't a Wednesday to send in your your lists ten celebrities that you think will die to nonsensical nonsense at gmail .com and that way I can add them to the

Speaker: the sheet so uh and you have all year to be the chatter's box angel of death i think it'd be an awful big long shot for tiger woods to die this year he seems like he's in pretty good health and i i don't think he's fucking around while he's married anymore so uh yeah it left by some weird coincidence he bounces a golf ball off the tree and hits himself in the temple just saying yeah that'd be hell of a

Speaker: I wish the top five wouldn't have just completely ran its course or the fact that I was just so goddamn dominant. Oh my God. Once again, you tallied the votes and you, you did have more social media following than any of us. So it's kind of like putting on my social media until you clown or well, not necessarily you, but other clowns were begging for votes and put it on their social media because it only went on ours. Okay.

Speaker: Well, and, and, and some people that one do have an asterisk to their name. If I recall correctly, some people who want to have multiple asterisks to their name both have actresses on them. Oh yeah. Because you throw it up on

Speaker: Yeah. You've been hanging out with us. That halo is broken. Let me tell you. He just got dropped by Nike. Some weird. Yeah. Yeah. He just, I seen that. He did get dropped by Nike. I don't know what the deal was with that. Not quite sure why or what's going on. I don't think Nike necessarily wants to be. You want the Pope hat or just.

Speaker: America, can you tell me?

Speaker: Well, yeah, the Pope was on my backup. So what do you got for your backups, Chris? I'm just curious. I got a couple here. Very good. I have a little very good. Yeah. Alan Greenspan. Oh, I only have three left on my backup because I only pick, I pick 20 just in case. Um, and I probably should be on 30, but I have Pope Francis. I have the Dalai Lama and King Charles the third.

Speaker: The king of England never heard of them They have asterisks You'll have to tell us But yeah, like I said

Speaker: So Tattersbox has until Wednesday show time. It might be starting five down the road now that we're starting to get a larger, larger fan base and more people. I was thinking the same thing like that. You know, like maybe bring it back every once in like once a month or something like that. Yeah, I am. I am the people's champion and I'm a defending fighting champion. So I have no problem. But just to win more.

Speaker: I'm pretty sure you know once again, we also did the starting five when we were doing the starting five We were very we were a very young podcast we we did that year one And which is why Tony actually became part of the show because he wanted to be part of the starting five. Yeah She thought she says can't drop the greatest of all time when he has a book of his favorite 18 holes And it has nothing to do with golf

Speaker: And I hope you're not allergic to dairy. That shows cracks me up. You know, he only got paid 250 K an episode. Yeah, but he doesn't need the money. That dude is so you know how many Broadway plays and stuff he's done. Oh, I know.

Speaker: Well, like, I think Allison Hannigan, she got like $180K. Yeah. And I watched an interview where they were asking Neil Patrick Harris, you know, were you upset that you only got paid $280K an episode? And he's like, no, I got $280 ,000 a week for several years. Yeah. I'm good, you know? Yeah, most people don't make that in a lifetime.

Speaker: I know people that wish for 280k lifetime. Okay. First and foremost, Connor, your first pick, I'm not allowing it. What'd he pick? He asked if we got his last two. What'd he pick? He picked Morgan Freeman and I'm not even putting the other pick out there in the atmosphere. So pick another one. All right. Let me get Morgan Freeman on there. I'll take 250 a week.

Speaker: I'll take $250 ,000 a week. Hey, right? I don't really break my heart. God, you know what you do? You know what you do with $250 ,000 a week, Chris? Whatever the fuck I want. Exactly. That's exactly what you do.

Speaker: I know you're watching. So so explain the Angelina Jolie pick to me. I don't get it. Why are you want to talk about Longshot? His last pick, and I should fire him and never allow him back on the show. There's fucking Reba McIntyre. Yeah, that's just.

Speaker: That's a shot fired. I'm sorry. You want to talk about somebody as spry as a motherfucker? As the commissioner of the death list, I do not allow it. I veto your pick. Is he pulling she on fucking? Throw her on his list. She's his 10th pick. He's just asking to lose. I dare you, sir. How dare you?

Speaker: Whole fancy ain't going nowhere. Yeah. Yeah. She ain't going anywhere for a long fucking time. Her and Dolly just ain't never going to die. Yeah. I think Dolly's so plastic at this point. She, she, she'll melt before she dies. But yeah, well so far this year, uh, and let me pull this up. Uh, I'll give you everybody a kind of a breakdown of celebrities, quote unquote, that have died this year.

Speaker: There's like no like major freaking celebrities. Well, the only person on there that's actually, um, died that would be known, and I'm only going to be the known, um, is, uh, the woman that played the mom, her name is Linus Johns. I can't say that name. Uh, she was the mom of, uh, she played the mom of the kids in Mary Poppins.

Speaker: Vote for women lady and she died on the 4th And then the other two was uh Derek Draper, I don't know who the fuck he is and uh brands rockin burr Yeah, this year this year so far this year so far and so Draper Draper was a political advisor

Speaker: And, um, the other one, I don't see, uh, the other guy was a footballer, which means he played soccer. So Franz Bruckenbier, you know, footballer. So who cares about soccer, not him dying. Just soccer. Yeah. That is, that is so far of 2024, uh, John's, uh, old Mary Poppins. Well, Mary Poppins mom herself.

Speaker: died on the fourth, Draper died on the fifth, and the soccer guy died on the eighth. So, still a lot of year to go, I'm just saying. All ten of mine will be dead next week. I was going to say, I got to leave early. I got to catch a plane to Hollywood, I'm just saying.

Speaker: I got to stop by a gun store. I got to stop by Connors and pick up my gun. No, I don't. I don't. I don't. Yeah, I don't want. No, no. Well, yeah, with the exception of one of my parents, you don't want anybody to die. Are we going to be celebrating? Yeah, kind of in a weird, twisted way, right? It's kind of like a it's a hallow victory. Let's be honest. If you win, if somebody dies, it's kind of like, whoa, whoa, whoa, he died video and everything.

Speaker: Video tributes. Woo hoo. Bob Newhart's dead. Woo. Yeah. You know, the whole Bob Newhart thing, you know, uh, I was talking to Benji the other day on the phone and he, and I was like, I got Bob Newhart on my list. And he's like, who is that? And I said, well, he was, he,

Speaker: Recently, he was on the Bob Newhart show. He used to have his own TV show. And then he did. He was on Big Bang. He played. He technically played a ghost at one point, but he was he played the boat ghost. He played Professor Proton, one of Sheldon's, you know, that's right. He was an elf. I forgot about that. Like one of the like the like the elf or he was like an elf or something like that. He was he was a head elf, head elf or something like that.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Bob Newhart. But, you know, I am the reaper. I will be the angel of death, sir. I am the celebrity grim reaper. I don't think so. Thou shalt suck my dick and eat upon my asshole. Well, you know, OK, you know, do you have a guess of your list that you think will go first?

Speaker: Either Mr. Feeney or Jimmy Carter. But Mr. Feeney is in bad shape. Yeah, he's not in good shape. I think Mel Brooks is in pretty bad shape. Willie Mays is getting up there. Maggie Smith and Yoko, they're both wheelchair ridden and not in good health.

Speaker: Gene Hackman, I didn't really do a whole lot of Harvey Weinstein. I'm still hoping he's going to get shanked in prison, not because I don't like the guy because I don't like the guy, but. I think he's going to end up getting shanked and because he's going to run out of money quick. Like legit within a month, he said Bob Newhart.

Speaker: But Bob Newhart, dude, when I looked him up, because I did do research, I know you thought I didn't do, but I did do research on my list. You know, I did pull from lists off the internet, but as I pull it, because there, I found like 50 lists and I found, and I was like, you know, let's go ahead and check on their health. So I put in their name, health 2024. And Bob Newhart looks like a skeleton dipped in wax.

Speaker: Yeah, the dude is all he's hard to look at what made me think of Mr Feeny because as I was standing out in the kitchen last night eating baked potatoes at five o 'clock in the morning because yeah, as we all do.

Speaker: As as one does at five o 'clock in the morning after he's been drinking all night I was I was watching girl meets world Which is the spin -off remake? Remake or whatever and it was the reunion show and that's what I started watching it because I seen a clip of it I was like, I don't want to watch this because I literally had the entire cast from And I seen Feeney and it was just like oh Yeah, dude frail

Speaker: You and then I looked him up and I was like, Ooh, he's in bad shape right now. He's got some. Yeah. Well, you got to remember that that episode that you watched was probably at least a year or so ago. Yeah. And, and life hasn't been great to him afterwards, but that being said, we are done with our lists. Uh, yeah. The door is open.

Speaker: I think we should absolutely, I agree with Tim because I just had to look up Willie Mays because I thought for sure he was dead, but sure enough, we might have to double check our list. Like you might have to send me a copy of it or something so we could double check it because there was a couple of people that might be a little bit questionable. Up there still alive, you mean? Yeah. Well, even, you know, even you said they're still alive.

Speaker: right so what i've done is i've shared the list because the motherfucker that had matthew perry was laughing all the way to the right yeah uh i shared the list to the nonsensical nonsense page that way if you you have editability so you can edit um but it's also um

Speaker: That way, if you need to, you can add somebody's from the chatters box. So it's literally, it's a Google Sheet, so you can edit. Yeah. I use Google Sheets all day long for work, so I have like 700 of them. So I'm really good at them now. But yeah, I gave you editability, so you can actually pick them. I'm going to go ahead and remove.

Speaker: All this other stuff that I have and we're going to go ahead and change that. Well, that's the thing, you know, and like I said, this is a little bit of, you know, uh, one of my, my favorite morning show that my council show, they do celebrity death pole. They actually put money up.

Speaker: Um, they pick like 25 people and they also do like local celebrities. And, uh, then they do like, uh, like, like we can do a show pick, like who we don't, who think, who we thinks won't be on the show by next year, which, I mean, in all honesty that, you know, I could pick Jeff and then the day before the contest is up by firing at least for a week. And then I bring him back, but you know, I'm going to create.

Speaker: of the

Speaker: I hope we get at least three guys. That way we can have that a little competition over there. But, um, yeah, and then they also go off alike. So like, if, uh, they subscribe, they subtract their age from a hundred points system. You also get bonus points. If they're in the hall of fame, you get bonus points. If they die of an overdose, you get bonus points. If they die from murder, if they are

Speaker: a killed by an animal. If they're listening in area, you get bonus, but it's like they have all this bonus points. And then you can throughout the year, you can pay extra money and pick, um, uh, emergency picks. So like you're like,

Speaker: Shania Train is in a, Twain is in a, in a car accident. Well, her, her, her bus, didn't her bus crash last year? Well, like I was saying earlier, you know, it's like, well, she's on life support and they're probably going to pull the plug in the next 24 hours. The first one to get there, get that pick in as the emergency pick to the commissioner of death, as they call them, uh, then they, they can

Speaker: get that. That's a lot to keep up with. And I get it. It's probably, you know, they, they do it all year or they keep track of it all year. And they have the, the president, like there's a guy, there's two guys outside of the show that monitor everything and give us the points and tracks, the deaths and who's not. We're not that big. I'm just saying it might be harshly, but I mean, if I got to win, I got to win.

Speaker: Nobody's going to fire me from the show. So whoever I pick, if I was to pick a show member, I could fire right before the competition is up and keep them off the show for a week and then bring them back. And technically, I still win the points because they weren't on the show at the end of the year. But I'm not that catch. That's my cup. As Eddie Guerrero said, we lie, we cheat, we steal. Yeah.

Speaker: Rubbin's racing, you son of a bitch. Yeah. If you're going to cheat, cheat death. You're going to lie, lie with the one you love. The only cheating if you get caught. Totally. And as the great one said, eating ain't cheating. I don't care what shit. Mother sucker.

Speaker: He's not so the door is open folks for it's not showing up on X by the way you want to throw it up on X So I might drop it and put it up on Facebook here in a few all right I could throw it all on Facebook. I got Facebook up

Speaker: I can bring up. Well, I mean, I might drop X and put it on Facebook. Oh, yeah. Well, the one. But we're not live on Facebook. No, I just I just post a link on it. And yeah, so the door is open. It is Saturday night. It's the open door challenge. Anybody who wants to join us from the chatters box, the links right there. Feel free to click on that link. Come and hop on the show with us if you'd like. In the meantime, we are going to take ourselves a real quick break. Yep.

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Speaker: Oh, let's do it, buddy. Take me home tonight, shall we? We're back here just for this, ladies and gentlemen. Hold, please, as Mickey says. Take me home tonight. I don't want to let you go till you see the light. Take me home tonight. There's a journey just like always.

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Speaker: Welcome back to Nonsense Go Nonsense, everybody. Fact check, smack check. Who does fact check it? We just say things. If it's true, it's true. If it's not, it's not. Hey, what are you going to do about it? I ain't fucking forget about it.

Speaker: Welcome back to that physical nonsense, everybody. Jeff. Jeff is somewhere. He might have gotten kidnapped by the cartel. So shut up. This is not too late. I put Jeff on my list. Jeff's on my list. You heard it here. He had a good run. I get three points. I got the game on up here.

Speaker: And I watched the Browns embarrass themselves today. But anyways, Jeff is somewhere. I don't know where he went to. I'm click. This is nonsensical nonsense. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show so far. We got our 2024 celebrity death wish list out. Celebrities that we hope die this year. No, we don't hope they die. But if they do die, we created a competition out of it. I just added him to the list. So.

Speaker: I don't think he's dead yet. The cartel does have him. He probably went off. However, we got that out of the way, got that done. It is Saturday night. When Jeff comes back, I'll have him drop that link again. The doors are open. If you guys want to jump in and hang out with us for a little bit, you can feel free to.

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Speaker: Uh, if the baby goes down at a decent hour, perhaps I'll come. Hey, yeah, absolutely, man. Come on up. If you want, you're more than welcome to, you're always more than welcome. Jeff didn't see it coming. Probably went to, Oh yeah. The chick, I don't know the chick from fucking Harry Porter. Maggie Smith is her name.

Speaker: didn't see it coming. I added you. I just assumed the cartel took you. So I added you to my list real quick. Oh, okay. Ladies and gentlemen, just joking. Jeff's not actually on my list. You're saying I'm I'm I'm famous. I'll take that. I'm infamous. No, I actually fixing something upstairs real quick. So I'll be right back for the show. It don't matter. I'm just trying to rig the competition. So I win. I'll be right back.

Speaker: Damn it! I would like to say that I had anything at all planned for the show tonight, but I gotta be 100 % honest with you guys. I spent my entire day watching football and posting episodes. So, I've been listening to a whole bunch of, well, we're all caught up. I'm all caught up. I'm all up to date. Apparently I'm not allowed to talk about football because people get all bent out of shape.

Speaker: You guys are talking about football. Speaking of football, it is 7 -0 KC right now. I was really hoping Miami would win. But this goddamn cold is crazy. I don't know what it's like where you guys are from or anything like that.

Speaker: It's supposed to be a high of 16 tomorrow, but feel like like negative 15 or some shit because of the windshields here in Ohio. Uh, I know that like they had to reschedule the Buffalo Pittsburgh game because of weather and the cold weather. And then tonight in KC, I think they said it felt like it was like negative 30 or some shit. That would windshield.

Speaker: Fucking flaco man. I love flaco now, but also at the same time like how the fuck you throw two big sixes in a row Give up 14 points talent Lack of talent now that too. Have you not said flaco ever fucking? Since he did that should we put him on your list?

Speaker: just saying as a hopeful alternate. I would like to replace Bill Cosby with Joe Flacco. Because when he gets back to Cleveland, somebody gonna whoop his ass. I'd like to let you guys know that I'm taking a trip tomorrow. I'm going up to Cleveland. I'm going to go to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Might catch a Cavs game. Might push Flacco in front of a bus.

Speaker: Got to get that wind. Get something to eat. They got good food up there. Did you know that Cleveland has the second largest theater district in the country? I did not know that. I'm assuming country. Probably. I'm assuming country. I didn't know that either. I started following this Instagram page called I'm from Cleveland. Have you seen the new TikTok trend? No. Where people are like walking. It's like, of course I go to Alabama.

Speaker: oh actually that's uh speaking of that i have a little video for our the factor cap it's for men and and i think it applies to you and i sir if you'll permit me it's 30 seconds we're men now i will text my boy for six months and we'll still be best friends after we're men i could probably land a plane but

Speaker: We're men. When I get a haircut, I go to random places for no reason. Yeah. We're men. Fuck putting the seat down. Men, I don't need therapy. Let's go to my barber. Hell yeah. We're men. I say sorry to end the argument, not because I am. As I said, facts. Yeah.

Speaker: But yeah, that's that you mentioned the tick tock trend. So I figured I'd play that real quick. But yeah, it was it was a Cleveland thing. It was like, yeah, I'm from Cleveland. And of course we shop at the West End Market or whatever. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: I'm from Cleveland. Did you know that? I did see one today. It was two redhead girls. I'm a redhead. Of course I'm going to say, okay, when you tell me I'm pretty for a redhead. I'm a redhead. Of course I've heard the saying, does the carpet match the drapes?

Speaker: Or I'm sick of hearing you say. It was all this stuff. And then, of course, these two red -headed girls, they're like, I'm a redhead. Of course I want to go to the meeting of redheads in Ireland. My cash apps flow. Donate now. For $1 a day, you could send a local redhead. And I was like, you know what? I wouldn't mind going to that. I think it was fun.

Speaker: be the only non -Redhead there. Tim, you sent me two picks. I need eight more. You're eight short, buddy. I'm sorry, but you're eight short. Math is hard. Your math is not math. He's just so confident. I got the win. The guy's going to die eight times. What are you going to do?

Speaker: The other guy's going to die twice. He's got nine lives, eh? OK. He's got nine lives, eh? What is it? Fucking Heathcliff over here going to die? That's my goddamn pics, eh? Fuck you. Forget about it. It'll be that much cooler when I win with the stupid. Yeah. Go to my TikTok shop and you can buy a hat.

Speaker: It will only be three cheap payments of 105 43. We should we should do that trend. I'm a podcaster. Of course, I could talk for three hours without problem. I'm a podcaster. Of course, my co -host is a jackass.

Speaker: I'm a broadcaster. Of course, I take a few summer day. Yes, my co -host is a gardener. I'm a broadcaster. Yes, I know that the big foot exists. He sits next to me twice a week. I'm just saying, we got a winner here. We're going to go viral. I'm a broadcaster. Yes, I'm the champion.

Speaker: I'm a podcaster. I have 40 belts for no reason. I'm a podcaster. Hashtag words are hard. I'm a podcaster, of course. Right. Just say random dumb shit from the show. Yeah, exactly. I'm a podcaster. You can lick my lollipop. I'm a podcaster. You can suck my dick and eat my asshole.

Speaker: I'm a podcaster. Of course I got a fucking opinion. I got, I'm a podcaster. Of course I'm going to die on that hill. I'm a podcaster. Of course I'm going to beat this horse to death. I'm a podcaster. Of course I'm the starting five champion. Right there. We just kind of, we just, we just upload that clip. I'm a podcaster. Of course people hate me and are jealous of me. There you go. I'm a podcaster. Of course I have lurkers.

Speaker: Hi lurkers! I'm a podcaster. You met my friend Sir Pousois. He's an alien. I'm a podcaster. At the end of the day, we will sit here all night. I'm a podcaster. Of course I have no life. It'll be that much cooler if I win with his two pigs.

Speaker: At least you say hello and chime in every once in a while. We have some lurkers that just talk shit. I'm a podcaster of course I have lurkers that watch the entire show never comment but constantly talk about us like we're that important. I will say however shout out to our lurkers that like to go into magical

Speaker: little fairy worlds that you live in, on other apps, and play our entire show for all seven of your internet loser friends. Of course I'm content for your loser friends. I'm a podcaster. Of course I'm an influencer. And I have bought all of my

Speaker: I can't have a conversation with a stranger without mentioning I have a podcast. I'm a podcaster, of course. Tim said, thanks for sharing it out. No, I agree. You know, that's why I'm not mad at the larkers. I'm not mad at our haters because Hey, once again, they get the algorithm up. Let's be honest. If you claim to be a hater,

Speaker: but you watch and know everything we do. You're a fan. You're not just any fan. You're our biggest fan, and we appreciate you. So here's to you. I love watching the numbers drop when we start talking about the lurker. As we always say. This is a message to all the haters out there. If you don't like what I do, but you watch everything I'm doing, you're still a fan. I checked that, bitches. Cheers, fuckers.

Speaker: Look at that. We just lost three people. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. They'll be back. I love every time we start to poke fun at them, watch the numbers dip down. Well, you ever noticed that, that, you know, that we have a, and you can't see it when we're live when you guys are watching, but we can see that we have X amount of people watching. They can see. You ever noticed that never goes to zero. It's never gone to zero one. No.

Speaker: Well, it has. Yeah, but has it really? But you were watching, you were lurking the whole fucking time. Yeah, you had one viewer, you had already had one viewer, and it was me. Just shit all over the both of you in the comments. Well, in the whole time I was Mike Myers sitting next to Kanye West. Yeah. Let's be honest, that was a Kanye West Mike Myers episode.

Speaker: It won't go to zero. Most platforms will count you as a... Yeah, no. Well, since the Browns... Guess what I get to do next week, Jeffrey? What's that? You know, Nikki and I always make bets for the Browns Steelers game. Right. So the Steelers beat the Browns the first time they played. And the Browns beat the Steelers the second time... Yeah, the Browns beat the Steelers the second time they played. So...

Speaker: I bet for her, if the Steelers lost that second game, she had to get her nails done with Brown's colors. Then we would go back home to PA for a weekend at the entire weekend. She would have to wear Brown's coat, Brown's clothes. Right. And then on Sunday we would go watch football at one of the local establishments where she knows everybody that happens to be a Steelers for, and she would have to wear Brown's stuff. Nice. However,

Speaker: Like last year, I had to wear a hat for the, a week or so. Well, this year, her bet was if the Steelers beat the Browns dollar, do I have to wear the hat again? I have to wear a Steelers shirt for it. And we've made an agreement that if, because the Steelers are in the playoffs, the Browns were in the playoffs. Cause I said, I next week will be the first full week that we do a show in a long time. So I would go ahead and, but we talked about that week. And I was like, if the Browns win tonight,

Speaker: Uh, cause she was like, I want to get my nails done, but I don't want to get them done since the Steelers are in the, in the playoffs. I want to re like, I want to write, she's going to join when she gets her nails done. She doesn't want to do like Browns. And I was like, that's cool. I said that if Brown's when I'll just wait until the playoffs are over. But since they got their asses kicked today, next week, I will be in Steelers shirt and hat for all three shows. Nice.

Speaker: I'll make sure everybody always talks about OBS and stream labs. The only thing OBS I know is Chevy trucks. It stands for old body style. I don't know anything about any of that stuff. So I don't need Jeff. I needed you. The door's open Saturday night. Oh yeah. You have one job.

Speaker: I dropped that link one time. I was going to do something. Oh, you're going to switch over to Facebook. I was going to take it off of X. Well, I'm going to come in and twerk like every 20 minutes and watch the numbers go through. I don't think that'll work. Oh, shit. Here we go. What's up, ladies? He's sitting in the fucking dark. Jesus Christ. That's the right Facebook page. I thought you were a ghost.

Speaker: I look like a ghost. Well, no lady leggy looks like a ghost. That's right. That's right. Bitch like every 20 minutes and watch the numbers go through the roof. I'm going to I'm going to brush my beard up one night.

Speaker: And I'm not going to show my face. And I'm just going to put like I'm just going to like squeeze my chest and just put my chest on camera. And I just believe it. Yeah. Just like Jeff talked all the time. And then like halfway through the show, I would be like, surprise, which is surprise, motherfucker. You know, you're like, you're gross fuckers.

Speaker: Damn it, I was almost finished. You like them titties? Because they're my titties. Well, we should get Connor to do that. He's got bigger boobs. That guy's got a delicious rack. That dude's got a rack. Surprise, motherfucker. What up, man? How's the new job going? Good, good. Finally on my week off. We do a week on and week off. Three weeks on, one week off. Not a bad gig. What's the gig?

Speaker: Oh, wind struck, driving, moving oil rigs. No prostitution. Nice. Oh, well, that's on the side. That's on my week off. Yeah, that's what he does on his week off. Yeah. Exactly. 20 bucks is 20 bucks, bitch. Don't do it. Hey. He goes down there and hits up the street corner. I saw all, looks for all them lonely fellas. Hey, have you ever had a CJ?

Speaker: you're looking for a fun time. You need a date. You guys know what a shrimp job is. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker: Yeah, and over and over and touch my toes while lick yours boy Oh Fuck what do you guys been up to? How's y 'all we been? Chris made me cry yesterday cuz he's a prick God you asshole

Speaker: I think I made everybody cry last night. I'm a minecaster. Everyone deserves to hear what I think. You get a try, but I probably would have just laughed at you. No, he played. And so last night on Glick's House music, he did part two of 90s country music. And he played the saddest country song ever written in the 90s. And it's called Feed Jake.

Speaker: Yeah, it's an amazing song. But no, it's about a guy saying if I die, make sure you feed my dog. And I don't give a fuck. I could be in the greatest mood ever. I could have just gotten a shrimp job and a hand job and a blow job all in one. I'm going to cry.

Speaker: He could have been, you could have played that song while getting the shrimp job and he would have started to cry and getting his toes sucked. All right. I literally, I literally leaned back so the camera couldn't see it while I'm still going to. He had his dog in his lap and was loving on her and everything.

Speaker: Oh, it's terrible. That line in that that line in that damn song still kills me. There we go. OK. Yeah. Turn that back on here. If you give me a ring. Thank you. They'll say you are queer. But if you drive a pick up, they'll say no. You must be straight. What the fuck? Right. Hey, dudes, I don't drive pickup trucks. Right. Everybody hangs out with you. Hey.

Speaker: I mean, Hey, I'm not going to lie, but that literally sums up the whole gay part. It's a Ford and it's an F 150. There you go.

Speaker: He's even got that heated tailgate, so when you push it, your hands don't get cold. Fucking A. I needed that today. It's 53 fucking below up here, boys. It is 82 degrees. Hey, Jeff, shove it up your ass. The coldest it's been in the past month is 75. You take your fucking 80 degree weather and you stick it up your asshole. I'm literally sitting here sweating and I'm outside.

Speaker: I mean, it's a balmy 71 degrees in my house right now. It's always balmy here. That's the problem. I think I have my thermostat set at 68 and I have my window open in the bedroom. Well, see, I'm the same way. Like in the bedroom, my AC is so cold, you could hang meat for my ceiling. Well, if I can have my window open,

Speaker: and my thermostat set to 68. That'd be great. But you know, it's 53 below and I'm already cold enough. I can't get cold enough here. It's funny because because like you're

Speaker: No. I'm not opening any more emails from Tim. Fucking lady. He just emailed me. His celebrity death pics. Our death pool pic. I'm also going to take Elvis. I just read an article online at the Walmart. He was just singing in a diner in Omaha. Nice. I love that you call it Walmart because Nikki and I call it the Mart of Walls. I call it Walterville.

Speaker: wall martians. You gotta watch out for the wall martians when you go there. Kevin, you gotta watch out for the **** wall slots when you go there too. Hey. So, why do you think I got the window open? Because when I'm in the bedroom, it is. Well, that's for different reasons though, bud. That's cuz you're you're hairy. Let's be honest. I need a second boys.

Speaker: That's good. That was quick. Yeah, I was going to say. At least it was quick. That's what Nikki says all the time. At least he's quick. Let's lie here. At least you're done. All right. Let's make it quick. Explain to me why I just had to buy a scuba gear when she moved in. What works is the best works, bro. I got myself a rebreather.

Speaker: Oh, those are nice. You know, that way. I got a I got a snorkel tube. Well, the problem is snorkel tube goes in your mouth, so you can't use anything. Hey, it's only there for emergencies. It's not in my mouth. Yeah, it is. Well, again, washes, washes. That's what I do in the bathroom.

Speaker: I just did that before the show. Flashing going on before the show. Flashes. Oh, that's when that's when you sync up with your woman's man about. I'm a podcaster, of course, I'm going to man applause. Right? Where the fuck's everyone else at tonight, Jesus?

Speaker: Oh, it is a Saturday. What are you going to do? No, I'm seriously sweating. I'm surprised. I can see the sweat ring around your neckline right now. It's all good. I'm surprised Brian actually didn't pop in tonight since his Houston Texans beat my brown. I know I was waiting for him to talk shit. Beat him like a fucking. Well, let's not go down that road. Beat him like a fucking tomahawk drum.

Speaker: like a government mule. That's right. Breaking news. Cleveland Browns have changed their name from the Cleveland Browns to the Cleveland. I was going to go with Cleveland shit stains, but OK. Yeah, well.

Speaker: I guess that Cleveland team, I gotta say, you know, I'm not used to the winning stuff. I'm like, Hey, this is, this is new. This is, we don't do this. This is not what we do. I'm a podcaster. Of course I do super collabs. A sociopath somewhere. Wow.

Speaker: How angelic of you. I'm going to kill my camera for a second though. How angelic of you. That was just a nice little shot in the dark. I think we should, uh, we should do a show where we're all just like super fake and overhead woke.

Speaker: If you do that, I'll go buy a fucking, uh, it's deep. And don't anybody talk differently from how I talk? Because if you do that, I'll run you into the ground and make you look stupid. There's a, there's a clip floating around Tik TOK and it's, it's, it's obviously from movie or TV show. And I can't remember the guy's name. He's like the wish version of Paul Rudd. Uh,

Speaker: I can't remember his name. Sociopath has got eight credits to her name. You better be careful. She's got friends in high places. Oh, I'm so scared. But he goes into order a coffee. And the barista girl is like, What can I get you? And he's like, Oh, yeah. Yeah. And he's like,

Speaker: She's like, why are you talking like that? He's like, why are you talking like that? This is how I talk. And I was like, you know what? We should do that for a whole episode. Just piss people off. Eight whole jobs in 22 years. It's called commitment to being a cunt. Eight whole jobs in 22 years.

Speaker: and what, three or four of those jobs you didn't even get credit for. And the other ones were paid enough for them. That's for damn sure. Called commitment to being a cunt. Commitment to being a cunt. 100 % asshole. All natural ingredients. Yeah. Actually I sent you a, a, uh, that's what I was referencing was the video. So last night while I was back here working on the show, I was scrolling TikTok and I, uh,

Speaker: and uh I found one of those hats that said uh I told me I sent you one yeah well I said I told I showed I sent it to Nicky at when I was strong it said dad in the streets daddy in the sheets I saw that one too there there's a guy there's a two guys they actually created a uh a hat line that says only dads yeah those hats are blowing up now they have dad one too they have dad hub as well yes

Speaker: That those hats like they can't keep them in stock. Well, it's like this one. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's the the asshole 100 % agree. It was one that I sent you looks just like that. I think probably I love this style of the trucker. It's nice. I'm not a trucker hat guy. I can't pull them off my nonsensical nonsense that you can see I've worn this son of a bitch. You know, that's why I said game worn. I've got a couple of hats like this.

Speaker: a lot of trucker hats. So I got a lot of hats in general. Yeah. I used to, I used to, I used to have hats all the time. I don't wear hats up much anymore. You don't know how to wear a hat. You look ridiculous when you wear a hat. You look like a kid wearing a, wearing a, wearing a hat. That's the problem. I'm such a small guy finding a hat to fit me is ridiculous.

Speaker: I was like when we were watching the Michigan game, Cash had one of my, he came back here and grabbed my big house hat. I mean, it's not as big as you would think it is on his big ass waterhead. Have an ass. He got big ass fucking watermelon head, man. You're so nice. No, he does. Yeah. But facts are facts. Let's be honest. It was like, it was like down real low on his head and it was years out and he's our poor kids already got my big ass fucking ears.

Speaker: So like they were pushed down and out even more than they already are. Tuck them fuckers in, man. You're catching them on something. Bro, I love your enthusiasm. You look like a Dodge Ram with a hat on. No, I like I used to I used to I had an Indians hat, Cleveland Indians hat that fit perfect.

Speaker: And I wore it so much that it can't be worn anymore. It's just dead. And I think it was a huge large. It's a racist hat. They're not Indians either. You fucking did. We prefer to be called indigenous people. I know. That's too big of a word for you. I understand. I can appropriate anything I want. I'm in Mexico. What are you going to do? That's right.

Speaker: I'll go get my sombrero motherfucker. I actually don't own one but. He'll go get the sombrero turn on the fucking. I'm sure one of my neighbors got one around here somewhere. Turn on the old mariachi band and fucking send it boys. I'll just switch to my phone and start knocking on doors. You guys are bro. You guys watch you get punched to the face 64 times.

Speaker: culturally appropriated Mexico.

Speaker: What? They actually sell, you can go to the, you know, where they sell the touristy crap, they sell all these flambourant sombreros. And everybody that lives here, when they live here for like first year, everybody buys them and hangs them on the wall. I've never bought one because I was like, why? It's just going to hang on my wall forever. Collect dust. It's not like I'm going to wear it to a formal event.

Speaker: You might. Never. What am I going to do with a four foot hat? Wear it. Duh. He already wear that goofy ass cowboy hat. Facts.

Speaker: Fucking, you know how hard it is to find a cowboy hat in this town? Jesus Christ. Some bros outnumber the cowboy hats. Nobody has a question. What is your question, Madam? And the link is there, by the way. Questions again. I'm a podcaster. I don't answer questions. I give them. Look, I think it's time for your goofy ass questions. We're going to give you our opinion and you're going to take it. That's right.

Speaker: Jeff is it Scott? Is he going to him? Get himself killed? Probably not. I mean he already get better dude. I got a I got a pleated skirt. I can borrow my daughter. Kids have to wear uniforms in school so I can just get my kids very well so he doesn't look very good in the school girl outfit anymore. Got a French made out of Austin Chris made me wear all the time.

Speaker: You know, however, you know what I want to do? I want to go to the Highland games where they toss them, they call them K bars, but it's like a telephone pole. They toss a telephone pole. I want to do that. I want, I don't want to do it. I want to watch. Let's be honest. I can't look like can I get a skid steer? I'm just saying.

Speaker: They used to, uh, do those, those Highland games and stuff in Charleston. And I, and I wanted to so bad one year when I was like, man, I think I could chuck one of them big bastards. Well, they told me no Sas Watchers allowed.

Speaker: Well, here's my question. You have to go to, you go to the street pairs when they're in town, like Belleville street, very silly. You ever heard of John tomato show? Yeah. They do a, they do a pebble toss and a pebble is 55 pounds stone. And they have a sand pit that is like 45 feet long that you throw this pebble into.

Speaker: And, and all these guys do it and I've always wanted to do it. I just was never old enough. How else are we going to have a super collaboration if you're not freaking here, baby girl? I'm a podcaster. Of course people ruin my super colab. I not being home. Yeah. I practice all right. Yeah. I toss a K bar, baby. Yeah.

Speaker: By K -bar, he means tic -tac. Tootsie roll, sir. Tootsie. Yeah, right. Small things are tricky. Also, that's why you're wrong. He said tic -tac. That's why his breast smells so good. Yeah. Hey, but remember, tic -tac's still hurt at 90 mile an hour, boys. Take the word for it. It might be the size of a tic -tac, but it's got 300 pounds of force pushing down on it, so. That motherfucker.

Speaker: That motherfucker's going somewhere, whether it's where we want it to go or not. That's a different story. You liked it? I don't sneeze that much. I don't sneeze. Then the ultimate shame comes out and been like, are you ever in?

Speaker: Once again, it's a race. I'm here to win, honey. That's right. You're responsible for your own work. That's what I always tell everyone. I was like, I made it for me. I ain't in it for fucking you. Nikki said, give her 12 inches and make it hurt. So I gave it to her 11 times and punched her in the face. That's right. Maybe six inches and make him bleed.

Speaker: Give me 12 inches and make me bleed. Okay. I got it in me to go 11 times in one night, but I can definitely make you bleed. Let me take this dubby energy. I got this. Let me mix this drink of dubby energy and liquid IV here. Oh, please. Like you can really scare us.

Speaker: The scariest thing you do young lady is show up with your whiteness and blindness. It's the ghost in the dark that, you know, she is the ghost in the darkness. Anybody stop it. Let's be honest. You're about as scary as this needs. She's about as scary as this needs when I can think shit.

Speaker: Dude, those are scary, though. That is kind of scary, let's be honest. Let's be honest. Not something I lay awake at night thinking about, but it is a little bit scary. But, I mean, it's like, hmm, I got to shit and sneeze. Hey, I'll tell you what, when you got them bubble guts, you could bend over and sneeze and paint a wall, I'm just saying. That's right. Jeff has a weird kink about getting kicked in the bulls, booted in the bulls. The bulls.

Speaker: I mean, you could go to Mindy's house of pain. So, I mean, I hear they're running a two for one special. We'll get both nuts for free. I'm getting, I'm terrified. I'm terrified. Leave your bougie ghetto ass behind. Don't come up in here with that bougie ghettoness.

Speaker: Your town that looks like Harry Potter land. We're all about the joy and the positivity because we're influencers. So suck my dick and my asshole. So I follow all these different European places to visit on TikTok. And lately, Edinburgh has been popping up like crazy. Yeah, too. Toxic positivity.

Speaker: other people's statuses and their memes and reading them. There you go. Read everything from the internet. Hey, that's how you go. My local news reports and let them, I'm going to pull up my local news channel and just let it play. Or I can just tell you, Google it. Googling it works.

Speaker: Yeah. Don't believe me. Google it. I believe everything I read on the Internet. You should Google it. On the show, I'd like to have my own say, OK, what do you want to do? Oh, that lake in Georgia. OK, that'd be cool. Oh, my God. So there's like Georgia and Mike Myers.

Speaker: Michael, Mike Myers, fucking Austin Powers himself going, dude, what the fuck? Anyways, go on, chef. Edinburgh. The main thing they keep saying is you have to wear comfortable shoes because every street is like cobblestone and it's all like 400 ,000 years old, but it is picturesque. Let me tell you, holy shit. It literally looks like 85.

Speaker: Huh? Do you still think it's 1485 in Edinburgh? Do you not think they have sidewalks? Google it. Google it. Google it. Google it. Google it. I don't have to Google it. The touristy areas, the old section of Edinburgh is like all Commissary streets of Chipps.

Speaker: She said I have environmental thoughts because everything is up there. Is that like her parents? She has to walk like 12 miles uphill both ways in the snow. And I had to carry all my siblings on my back. With no shoes. Yeah, don't forget the no shoe part. That's the important part there. Bare feet. Wait, dad, you got bare feet? How'd you get to bare feet? Are they grizzly bears? Black bear? Polar bear?

Speaker: That's why like, he's so, so, uh, amazed by Volvos, all the cobblestone streets. She doesn't feel them in her Volvo. Cause the suspension is amazing. No, they have some, they do. I'll, I'll give it to Edinburgh. They have some beautiful architecture, certain spots of that, that town that they, that I'm seeing on Tiktok stuff is picturesque. If you say it on the sidewalk and look to your left, you see all these.

Speaker: Old, old, beautiful building. A couple hundred year old. A brand new building there. It's just like, huh, that kind of sticks. It's not like the other one of these things doesn't belong. No, and like that, apparently there's, I can't remember the name of the street because I was, I saw it today, but they were like, this, the, the one street, the main street was, is where the,

Speaker: the old town of Harry Potter was based on. And it's like every shop there is like a couple of 200 years old and shit like that. And they're considered new stores. But they're 200 years old. New to them, bro. New to them. They aren't allowed to take the mic. That's true.

Speaker: If you guys are still talking about moving to France and stuff, it's not all that crazy to think that you're getting all these fucking shit like that. Well, yeah, because I actually follow a bunch of friends that are in France and do TikTok all the time. But I actually found out the other day from where I'm staying in France,

Speaker: to get to Edinburgh, and I'm not sure where she lives in Edinburgh, but it's only like a 12 -hour train ride. Obviously, I won't do a one session 12 -hour train ride. It's like you take a three -hour train ride to get to London, three or four hours to get to London, hang around in London a little bit, and then it's eight hours from London to get to Edinburgh. So you leave super early and jump on the train.

Speaker: And the whole time there, you just see beautiful countryside. I'm like, so I'll take a nap because it'll be like going through downtown. Full Braveheart. Oh, I'm going to show up arrest like fucking Mel Gibson face painted blue and everything. Well, there you go. Four and four and a half hours. I don't know where the chick said she was from or where she was traveling from, but she went from like south of London to Edinburgh.

Speaker: The Royal Mile, the castle, the top of the palace, the bottom. Those building castles. 1 ,100. That's cool. I'm going to buy it. Do it. Don't be a pussy, Jeff. I'm going to buy it and demolish it just for fun. And then blame Leggy for everything.

Speaker: Be like, she's the one who turned me on to this guy. She told me to do it. This place is playing an amazing parking lot. I'm just saying. I'm putting condos here. This place is going condo. No, but I did. I'm actually watching this guy. He bought a fucking Americans. I found this guy on YouTube. He bought

Speaker: he bought a views and opinions of destroying beautiful historical landmark no actually speaking speaking of speaking of beautiful views this guy bought this this castle in in France with a fucking moat and he's restoring it back to original and I just watch watch his new video where he was cleaning

Speaker: It holds like 150 ,000 gallons of water. And I was like, good luck with that, buddy. Next. I don't know how well I would trust an extinct volcano. I was just thinking the same thing. Now, I mean, if the castle was built or the palace was built in the 1100s, hey, it's a good run.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. It's a good one. But, you know, Pompeii people said the same thing. I'm just saying. They're like... Right? Those cats in Pompeii were like, yeah, we're good. Don't worry about it. It happens all the time. Oh, shit. Not on this magnitude. Chill it in your castle one night and the fucking next thing you know, lava's shooting up through your fucking floor. Well, right? Yeah, I'm good. Hashtag game over.

Speaker: I wonder if they have volcano insurance. I would think so.

Speaker: I would fucking hope so at this point. We'd be in an asshole that old or a palace that old that's on an extinct volcano. They're like, you know what you bought, motherfucker? Well, just in case, insurance. Hypothetically, rhetorically, could I get volcano insurance? Well, here's the other thing.

Speaker: How do you, how does, how does the inspector go over that? You know, you buy a house, they, they check them, make sure the foundation's not cracked or something like that. So like, yeah, there's an extinct volcano here. So did we pass? I mean, it's not like one of those things kind of like, if somebody gets murdered in your house where they have to tell you, or do they agree? That's another thing. That's a fair point. It's 1100. This place was built in 1100.

Speaker: And then they just kind of throw in the caveat. Wait, what? Don't mind that rumbling. That's just the troll that lives in the basement, Glick. Why is the building shaking?

Speaker: I'm just I'm just saying do they have to would they have to divulge that like the murder thing? They're not just selling it, you know, it's a historical landmark And if it's if it's eleven hundreds they have to do that divulge every death Because eleven hundreds that's a lot of deaths

Speaker: I'm not a troll. It's not, it's gonna be, it's not gonna be trolling. Click in the dungeon! Click in the dungeon! I'm trying to know! I'm gonna buy a castle, make sure it has a basement so I can put you in the basement when you come over just for like an hour and be like, click in the dungeon! Click in, I'm trying to know! My wife and kids are like,

Speaker: You're an idiot. Yeah, but we talked about it, so it had to be done. Meanwhile, you and I are laughing our asses off the whole time. Yeah, it's a Harry Potter reference. Yeah. I assumed it was some kind of Harry Potter reference. I just. Most most of the most of most of the old old section of Edinburgh, Harry Potter's. Diagon Alley and and and.

Speaker: Hogsmeade and all those, all those wizarding villages are based on that. Like to the point where you actually see there, there's, I can't remember the name of the building. I just saw it's in Edinburgh and it literally looks like it's, it's got a shot. It's a corner shop, almost like the continental John Wick, but it's the, it's got a glass front. And then it looks like Hogwarts bank.

Speaker: or the wizarding bank in the They based Harry Potter on and on parts of Edinburgh. Hey man, just want to let you know that sometimes you gotta shut the fuck up and this current time is just one of those times you gotta shut the fuck up.

Speaker: You're a fucking nerd You're a fucking nerd No one likes you Boy no one likes you

Speaker: I was waiting for that one. Is it the train station in Edinburgh too that they used to get? Well, no. Well, the train station is based on King's Cross in London. Okay. Hogwarts was based on J .K. Rowling's kids school. Yeah. Well, the school is.

Speaker: sometimes it's a boarding school sometimes i like to make jeff think that i'm really intrigued by his covers like oh wow that's interesting talking about and i just keep him going and hitting with something but the the beauty of ediburrow that i've seen is it is extremely picture picturesque

Speaker: No, it's beautiful. Most of Europe, most of, you know, there's a lot of, I won't say most, but there's a lot of areas of Europe that are just absolutely fricking. Well, once I get there and get established, you and I are, when you come out, we're going to that oldest bar on the planet. That one is like, yeah, it's no fucking nowhere, but it's, it's like literally the oldest still working bar on the planet. We're going.

Speaker: That's where Chris's ashes are going to be buried. Getting hammered. It looks like it looks like that. It looks like a cave. Well, it looks like that in from the hateful eight. Yeah. You know, where they're just like in the middle of nowhere, there's a fucking bar. Yeah. I mean. Yeah.

Speaker: Then of course Chris Chris when he comes out he's gonna want to go all those fucking haunted places we talked about damn, right Like I want to go to Germany, you know, that's where my people's is from Most part of my people are from he just wants to go see Chernobyl up in Russia. It's okay I just said that I want to go to I want to go to Germany are two different things. I'm gonna go. Yeah, I got it I'm gonna go see Auschwitz

Speaker: Ooh, I actually, that is on the list of things I want to go see. I actually, I think I had ancestors or I guess ancestors, would they be ancestors? Yeah. Like, yeah. Well, it would make sure that's the right word. Yeah. That we're prisoners there. Yeah. Then it would be the other side.

Speaker: but not good side. That was a Glick Civil War. Right. Right. No, but there's also you've seen the movie. It's your family tree straight up and there's no branches. Well, let's be honest. I am half German is very big and has many branches. Most my family, my family is very German. So I'm pretty sure there's some

Speaker: Jeff's family is all Alabama. I'm sure my part of my family failed part of yours, just saying. My family killed part of my family. Yeah, but have you ever seen the movie The Great Escape with Steve McQueen? Well, that was actually a real place. That was actually a real

Speaker: prisoner camp and you can actually go and visit it. I have a full -on fucking mutt but I am I know for a fact that I have German in me and indigenous people indigenous person Blackfoot Indian tribe up here in the area. You can guarantee I'm not anything Viking. The reason why is because most Vikings are bigger.

Speaker: I'm like what Vikings threw at people. You were the sacrifice to the other side. I want to go up to the Viking area where they all originated. Just so I could be the smallest thing for 400 miles.

Speaker: Yeah. I want to do, uh, I want to do the 23 of me and I actually have one. Apparently they expired. I didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah. You mentioned that. It's not even used. It's not even open, but it expired apparently. So I was like, well, how does that work? Cause it's literally a tube that you're spitting or you're maybe you do a cheek swab. Yeah. I thought it was a cheek swab. Oh, you don't jerk off into it.

Speaker: No, you poop in one tube and your cheek swabs the other one. I would love to do a 23 of me and get my full background. I thought about it. 47 different things. I don't think I have enough paper for yours. It's going to come back on black.

Speaker: They made me their king. I don't know if you've seen that clip from Family Guy where it's the last day on earth and Peter's like, I'm going to the Black community and scream the n -word. He shows back up and says, king of the Blacks. They made me their king. They respected me.

Speaker: They respected me for doing it. Celtic Viking warrior, but she's terrified of bougie ghetto sociopath who's had eight jobs in the last. It looks like she's all a four foot eight. Maybe she gave four four blowjobs last week.

Speaker: Oh, did I say that out loud? I'm too scared. What? Don't worry about it. You'll learn when you're 30. What's a blow job, dad? Ask your mother. That's the one or two answers I always give. I always give the same answer. It's either you'll find out when you're 30 or go ask your mother.

Speaker: No matter what they ask, go ask your mother. Go ask your mother what a shrimp job is. She won't know. Let me look it up.

Speaker: Have fun with that. Google, Google did single handedly ruin life for people. Just Google search and random shit. Well, no, it's not even Google. It's it's the what's it called? The urban dictionary. That'll fuck you. Yeah, that one will fuck you up because I did that whole I did that whole mini series on TikTok of things you shouldn't look up on on the urban dictionary with your parents around. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: Look up the old Alaskan Snow Dragon. Right? Or the Cleveland Steamroller? The Alabama Hot Pocket. Fuck that one, dude. That one's gross. They were all gross, let's be honest. Yeah, but that one's exceptionally gross. I was like, I think we're going to take a break. Stop taking a break.

Speaker: Yep, we've gone off subject. We've made Chris uncomfortable. Finally, after 300 plus episodes, we've made Chris uncomfortable. The last thing I'll ever be is uncomfortable. I feel like if you tried the Alabama Hot Pocket, you might be a little uncomfortable at that point. Amen to that. I could try that's going to make me very uncomfortable, but

Speaker: I mean, I can try prison sex. I'm sure that's going to be incredibly uncomfortable. Nah, that's normal. It only hurts if you don't. It only hurts the first time. Yeah. Hey, and it's only gay if you push back. Or look back. Yeah. Don't make eye contact, all right? That's all you got to refrain from. Just pretend it's Nicky behind you at that point, right? Yeah.

Speaker: That's not going to work either. Yeah, that's definitely not working for me. At least spit on it. You still have a dick in my hand. You don't want to get one of the hot lips.

Speaker: See, it's not gay, you know, because at the end of the day, I can tattoo tits on your back and pretend like you're a woman, but you'll never be able to pretend like you didn't take a dick in the ass. Yeah, okay. It's just something you don't try. Being gay is not something you try. It's not like... It's like Rodney Carey. It's not like fighting a bear. It's like, I'd try that. It's a restaurant, you know.

Speaker: It's not like Frank's the first time. Honey, I heard there's a new Italian restaurant that opened down the road. You know, if you don't like it, then, oh, well, bad experience not go back there again. It's not like, Hey, I think tonight I'm going to randomly have some dude show this dick in my ass. I'm going to try to be gay. Well, I mean, you teach their own bro. Come back from that. There's no coming back.

Speaker: It's like around the character. Well, you could come on your back, though. Well, yeah, yeah, definitely that. And we saw like your Kardashian video. You came on her back. A little comeback back there. Who knows? And on that note, we kill the music. How I lead into a.

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Speaker: I was going to say that I got a little Toby Keith on deck should have been to the cowboy. Like we're taking her back to Brokeback Mountain killing all and oh oh Heath Ledger. You learn to rope and ride. Yeah.

Speaker: But you never heard old Marcel Dylan say Miss Kitty, have you ever thought of running away? Settling down, would you marry me? If I asked you twice and begged you pretty please The seat of said yes in a New York minute They never tried to nod His heart wasn't in it He just stole a kiss as he rode away He never hung his hat up

Speaker: at Kitty's place I should've been a cowboy I should've learned to roll the ride wearing my six shoe riding my pony on a cattle drive stealing a young girl's arms just like Gene and Roy singing those campfire songs oh I should've been a cowboy

Speaker: I might have had a sidekick with a funny name Running wild through the hills chasing the distant Danes Ending up on the brink of danger Riding shotgun for the Texas Rangers No western man, have you been told California's full of whiskey Whimming and gold sleeping out all night beneath the desert stars

Speaker: I should've been a cowboy I should've learned to rope a ride We're in my six -shooter riding my pony on a cat and drive Stealing a young girl's heart Just like Gene and Roy Singing those campfire songs Oh, I should've been a cowboy

Speaker: I should've been a cowboy I should've learned to rope and run I'd be wearing my six -year ride and my pony on a cattle grind Stealing a young girl's heart Just like Gene and Roy Singing those campfire songs Oh, I should've been a cowboy

Speaker: Yeah, I should've been a cowboy. I should've been a cowboy.

Speaker: can come in. So again, if you guys want to be on a podcast, head over to nonsensical, not for everybody, but it's for somebody. Shout out to K bag. What's going on, bro? Appreciate that. Not much. You know, fuck. I enjoy it. So, you know, of course I'm going to shout y 'all out.

Speaker: appreciate that man. They're a nice little comeback from break to here. Uh welcome back everybody. It is nonsensical nonsense. Jeff's in the building as always. We got our gay. Our gay. We got our gay. Somebody's mind is on dick. We're the only thing that's hard. I'm just saying. He came back from the street and all of a sudden, the words got really hard.

Speaker: It's not gay, if nobody knows. We got our guy, came back into building, hanging out with us with that nice little shout out. You heard that. He didn't know we were back live. He was shouting us out on some other platform, which was really cool. If you're not already, oh yeah, you guys know me. I'm Glick. I'm the champ. I'm awesome. So cool. Way cooler than everybody else. I'm a podcaster. Of course I'm cool.

Speaker: Uh, if you guys are already going to check out them, social media, Facebook, Instagram, X and tick tack. Don't forget. We do do a live show Monday, Wednesdays and Saturdays on YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook. You can get in the chatters box, hang out with us. And then on Saturdays, who knows? You can even come up on the show and hang out with us live if you'd like on Saturday nights, because we do an open door challenge and the link is always in the chat. So kindly just drop that there in the chatters box. So if you're just coming in.

Speaker: feel free to hit that link and come in and say hi or you can listen to us anytime, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts at all at nonsensical nonsense podcast or you can head over to bio .link slash nonsensical nonsense. Got all them links there, including the links to our sponsors. And for those of you guys who don't know, I do a show on Friday night by myself. It's called Glick's house of music. It's pretty self -explanatory. It's a music show.

Speaker: And I do, I don't want to brag, but I feel like I do a pretty awesome job of picking some pretty awesome music that everybody enjoys. All right. Well, if you want to check that out, keep it in the top 100 people. I'm 99. I'm 99 out of 99 country of genre. Whatever.

Speaker: You're obsessed with comeback too. Yeah, you are. I just went to a dark place. In the words of Tim Allen. Let's be honest, Leggy can't go to a dark place. She's like one of those glow sticks. It's like using Chris's new flashlight.

Speaker: Oh, you see? Oh, Christmas. Leggy in your house. Hey, what did you hear? Leggy, put that away. It is the family show. Oh, that's a fucking lie. This is not a family show. That's why we're a bunch of deranged individuals. Yeah. We all have families. That counts.

Speaker: Miss rumors in the building. How you doing, beautiful? I do like her. Mommy says every day we have to play a Monopoly. All right. Why we're why we're doing some shout outs here. Let's let's let's shout out. Yeah, a little shout out to the lurkers. Cheers to our lurkers. Cheers to you guys. Pears. Cheers. I don't have a glass.

Speaker: I'm so sorry. I'm too serious. Everyone tears. Cheers. for Cheers, boys. She said. Oh, look. Here comes down the hallway. I can't see shit. I'm

Speaker: every man said every man like he's had sex with. I can't see nothing. Do not make direct eye contact with the lady. You will go by. Why? Why is she so beautiful and stunning? No, no, she's just fine. She's just fucking bright, yo.

Speaker: I'm blinded by the lady lady. I said be more blinded by the lady at that point. Poor lady. She gets so she gets so much abuse. Oh, why she keeps coming back. She keeps coming. Look up what the word Ellen means. Oh.

Speaker: He's like Google it Yeah, I saw that I Noticed that so the meaning of Helen

Speaker: it says she signs in her beauty from the greek helena something that's shiny as in a torch backs there you go oh i'll be right back boys i gotta go okay

Speaker: Hey, did you guys buy my keys? I'm not as interactive right now, Glick, mainly because I am playing Tarkov and this game is anything but a good fucking time. Are you Tarkin off again? Oh, I'm totally Tarkin off, bro. Yeah, no, it means torture, like, dummy dog. And I was I was talking to my dog.

Speaker: So I didn't, I muted myself. Unlike Jeff who leaves himself unmuted as he murders his entire family. Well, you know, Hey, it happens, right? Well, he's lucky he's in Mexico and they clearly don't have rules or laws against feeding your children because

Speaker: I think he's beat his kids on the show like 47 times live. Why is your head wet? Why is your head wet? Dude, it's been crazy quiet lately. Like nobody's on Twitch anymore. Jarvis was on there. That's what she said. That's what she said.

Speaker: I think that's how you say it. I don't understand this fucking dog at all. But yeah, nobody's been on Twitch anymore. Jarvis was on there today for the first time in ever. Well, my work schedule keeps me away, so. Yeah, I don't see. Benji hasn't been on there in a hot minute. Of course, Benji. I think I might have pissed Benji off. I don't know. Benji don't like me no more, I guess.

Speaker: I don't know what the hell I did. He apparently Jeff talks to him all the time. I've tried reaching out to him three different times and haven't got any response to him. So, I'm assuming those those who lurk have gotten into his ear hole. Well, well, well,

Speaker: Well, well, well, look who followed your size to show his ugly face. I muted your mic, so nobody can hear you. You punk bitch. You can be upset about it. It's not my fault. I'm not happy about it either. Actually, I don't really like her, but leave a Mac and tires dying this fucking year. How dare you, sir? Listen, I don't make the rules. I am just the reaper.

Speaker: You're not the reaper. Oh, look who finally decided to show up. Yeah. Why is my hair wet? Wait a minute, girls. Because I, well, yeah, no, I won't say that. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. It's just the gel, the way my gel looks. Yeah. Before you came on here, I literally just asked the dog why your head was wet.

Speaker: I don't know. Why is her head wet? Jeff? I don't know. Why is the dog holding his head in your wife's? Huh? Don't look at me. Helen was the one at Chris's house. Helen, why is my dog whose head wet? Yeah. Helen's here. Connor, you want to say hi? Who? Helen's at Chris's house. Who's Helen? Lady lady.

Speaker: She's at Chris's house. Look. Look. Just right back there. I don't know. It's not right now. If I don't have to break out the shades, it's not right now. She's waving at you guys. Let's do a little dance for you.

Speaker: Ooh, my ass. God, I can't wait till that audio is fucking off. I can't tell who's over at Jeff's house. Does it look like the lights are on? Yeah, but I swear. Did you hear? I can't wait till that audio is chopped up and everybody's going, oh, my God. Yeah, right. Ellen was at Glick's house. I wonder if his fiance. Oh, God.

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Speaker: Yeah, imagine how bad it'll be when I go to Edinburgh. Imagine how bad it's gonna be when I go to Edinburgh.

Speaker: It's okay, Meg. Yeah, but did Jeeves ride in the Volvo on a stack of booster seats? Yeah. Okay. I need a real quick recap because I was eating, well, waiting on my fucking pizza when you guys started doing the draft. Oh, fancy date night. You guys went and got pizza, huh?

Speaker: We got pizza at a restaurant called Chicago, old Chicago beer and tap. So it was supposed to be really good. And it was okay. It was like B dubs for pizza. It was all right. What's that? That was the beer. I only got one. It was called, Oh shit. I don't know what it was. I asked her for a recommendation cause they didn't have the beer. I wanted, I wanted a Belgium, a Belgium, Belgian,

Speaker: wheat ale, something like that. It was similar, similar to like a blue moon, because that's my favorite. And they didn't have it. So she was like, it's hazy hugs is what it's called. And it was like, it was really citrusy wheat. That was really good. I don't like a citrus beer. I went to there's a there's a place here. It's it's not unlike Hooters. I can't remember what it's called. But the waitresses wear flannel and super short shorts.

Speaker: And and they had what's that? And it's been good. She's trying to type Guinness. Maybe I love this. She had a stroke.

Speaker: But I was like, you know, I got a free beer and they're like, which one do you want? I was like, yeah, give me that one. And it had a real citrusy taste. A lot of the German beers have have the wheat in the citrus, but the citrus is like.

Speaker: It's just a perfect aftertaste, dude. It's not overpowering, you know what I mean? It's not like the summer shandies and stuff where it's like super hard for me. It tastes like I was sucking on an orange. It took me forever to feel. Now we've only visited one of them. It's Edinburgh beer, for fucks sake. Oh, it's okay. It's okay, and you didn't just have a stroke on us.

Speaker: Chris's lineup for the death list is Ron Jeremy, Dick Van Dyke, Jerry Sandusky, Smokey Robinson, no, oh yeah, sorry, Jimmy Carter's up top. I didn't scroll up high enough, fuck you.

Speaker: So Jimmy Carter, Ron Jeremy, Dick Van Dyke, Jerry Sadusky, Smokey Robinson, Ozzy Osbourne, William Daniels, Shannon Doherty. I'm so pissed. I had her. I had her. I did too. Bruce Willis and Bill Cosby. I had Mel Brooks, Bob Euchre. I had Mel Brooks, Bob Euchre, Willie Mays, Maggie Smith, Gene Hackman, Billy Connolly, Harvey Weinstein, Joe Biden, Yoko Ono,

Speaker: Alan Alda, and Connor Hadd, David Attenborough, Bob Newhart, Clint Eastwood, Angelina Jolie, you have to explain that one, Jack Nicholson, the actor, James Earl Jones, George Takei, Michael J. Fox, fuck you, Morgan Freeman, and Reba McIntyre.

Speaker: Were you just trying to be an asshole? You'll have to explain Angelina Jolie to us. So Angelina Jolie is a simple one. I hate to throw somebody on there that was younger because it happens all the time. Once a year, at least, somebody who nobody fucking thinks there is any shot. She's my one off, like she got into a fucking car accident and I hope Reba gets hit by a bus.

Speaker: Reba, Reba and Dolly Parton are going to be hanging out with Mick Jagger and Charlie Sheen. Right. And gladly beat up a cripple. Hey, if you bought, if you drive out in Indiana, I will give you the beer to smash over my head. Keep it up, buddy. I mean, why would I waste good beer? Yeah. I mean, that's kind of a fair point.

Speaker: I mean, now when I empty him, I can throw him at you. Like a white claw. It's not even a beer. Yeah, it's not really going to move away that fast. It's not like you move. I can move my head. I just can't move the rest of my body.

Speaker: You know, it's like, oh, man. Ladies love that extra chromosome. All right. Yeah. Connor's trying to run away from him and he's dragging that bum leg. You look like this. Oh, Deadpool, where he's on the Zamboni. We're going to die in a really long time. We're going to go shopping.

Speaker: and I love my fucking can at home. So, I was limping through fucking through Walmart and Target and all these nice stores. Those two are not. RJ. But we went through, we went to a whole bunch of nice clothing stores because Nikki needs stuff for her new job. I'm walking through their **** limping looking like a. Tell me. I look like I had **** polio. Tell me you're originally from Ohio. We went to fancy stores, Walmart and Target.

Speaker: I'm from Ohio. I shop at Walmart. Dude, that skirt is dope. Where'd you get it? Walmart. Oh, a big spender. I'm from Ohio. I think a fancy date night is a pizza shop in Walmart. All right. Let's be honest. I'm not mad at it. Costco Cafe. Hey, have you? There's a video. There's a video on TikTok with this lady sitting at TikTok and filming her friend. And she slowly gets over. And there's a dude with a

Speaker: He's got a tablecloth down, candles, and him and his girl eating at **** Costco. I'm not mad at it. The chicken bates are awesome. That's that's **** That's Redback Bougie right there. Hey **** you. I love them hot dogs, man. Those are awesome. Open door. If you like the links in the comments. It's it's alright for how cheap it is.

Speaker: You know, what do you expect for a ball? Have you guys ever eaten at? Have you guys ever eaten at IKEA? No, I've heard. I've heard it's amazing and I never want to go back. Yeah, man, if you like horse meat, it's great. Hey, we all know K -Mac loves. Well, no, but he loves that horse meat. Well, that's the question. So would you eat horse?

Speaker: Yeah, once again, what is an animal you wouldn't eat? I don't think there is already as we need dog. I don't think that there is one. Meatballs almost home. Hurry up, God damn it. I think you would be hard on the right. You know, push it push it down. What are you doing out early, ma 'am? Some of these meatballs are good at Ikea. Well, she must have nobody fucking cares. Ikea can burn in hell.

Speaker: Swedish meatballs sounds like it would be chewy. And they're made out of horse. So the rumor is. Camels probably would be really chewy. Camels probably be a lot of fat and then what little muscle they have is probably super super lean. It is chewy. It's really moist. I guess you could say I've eaten camel.

Speaker: That's not a meal. That's a buffet, sir. The greatest part about eating camel toe and having a nice full beard. Leftovers for later. Yeah, that's wrong. That's so wrong. Hey,

Speaker: Okay. Okay. So, so I, we might've talked about this before, but when's the, when's the time you wouldn't eat camel toe? Dude, I agree. Come right out of the gym. I'm ready to go. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: Well, okay. It's never an option for me. I'm out. I start tasting pennies. I'm coming up for air. Yeah. Amen to that. I'm like, you know what? All of a sudden, I'm not hungry. I'm quite full. Who's who's ready for a Twinkie? Yeah. During during short week, not necessarily my favorite thing, but you know, sometimes I've done it. I'm not proud of it, but you know,

Speaker: But yeah, I mean It you know a stranger right out of the shower right out of the gym no But a wife or girlfriend, you know something like that. Hey This time she's got a shower anyway Hey, you know or we could combine the two I'll bring my snorkel gear I

Speaker: I hate, I hate shower sex. I, I'm not a fan. Shower sex is miserable. I'm sorry. Let's go next week. Where, where he said, I'll go to Mexico city and then a nine hour transit straight tap Acapulco. Oh, that's like the other side. Why are we poo swars? Well, I am what I eat. Bag of dick. Is that what you are?

Speaker: I'm always back in the week. Well, uh, horse cock is the best cock. Take your word for it. Well, we found an ass for that seat, didn't we? Oh, we're learning more and more about came back. Yeah, man. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Speaker: We'll start with A's and work our way down to fucking A's. A's for hard bark. They're tighter than usual. You guys saw the hard fork. You guys saw, you've seen the movie Ted, right? With the talking finger. Yeah. Well, they made it into a TV show. Right. And a clip popped up on TikTok.

Speaker: of the show where Ted is talking to the kid and they're, they're in school and stuff. And he's, he's like, Hey, what'd you do this weekend? And he's like, I watched the movies and what movies that I watched alive. And the conversation went on to the kid was like, it's kind of sucks that they, they, they ate their friends. And it was, it, it, what really sucked is that the, the friends were all dudes. So the question arose, if you had a choice to eat

Speaker: you know, eat a dead person. If we're all male or female first, if we're all in a plane crash and we crash and I have to eat some of you guys, I'm not eating anybody's dick. No, well, they didn't. They cut the back of the pie. You're never going to be. No, you aren't. You're officially labeled a cannibal. OK, because other people are going to know like the other survivors are going to know that you ate someone else's dick.

Speaker: It's the best part. I'm telling you, you know, it's that thing down the middle. It's like a bratwurst. Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say is you put it on some bread, you know, fucking hot dog. Exactly. They had bread. Skip it. Bread. Why were they eating their friends?

Speaker: Well, because you need something to put in it. Nobody likes a sandwich without any meat. You peel the skin of the person, then you got a hot dog. I will say, if our pet or our little... Just make sure you got the tip. Well, if the movie they ate the ass. Without the skin, it's not a penis thing. They ate dude's ass. They ate dude's ass. Literally, they cut into his ass. Yeah. So, I mean, the cheeks would probably be really good meat. Like, if we're being honest, the cheek and the thigh. The question is this.

Speaker: We're on a plane. We all survive. But a male and a female dies. We have to eat somebody. Who are you eating first? The male or female? I'm eating the dude first. Fucking the female. You can't say no. If said female has a big chest. Agreed, right? I mean, I mean, you can eat for days. Ladies will never die.

Speaker: Yeah, we could live forever. Yeah. We'll get rescued off that mountain being fat bucks. Let's be honest. But if you had the preference between a male and female, who do you eat first? I don't know. Look, if I'm resorting. Is it weird that there's a preference? Who took the last breath first? It doesn't matter. I agreed.

Speaker: Is it weird that I'm like, I don't know if I want to eat the dude or the chick first. I want to eat the chick. Honestly, I'd probably eat the guy first because the chick is smaller. She'll freeze quicker. So she'll be good forever. She's not going to go bad. I didn't think of that. There's that. But once again, once again, if she's a chesty girl, we can eat for days. So lop off the tits to render down the fat. Use that as flavoring because fat is flavor. Yeah.

Speaker: season my ass. Damn right. What are we eating today? Jeff's ass. Did you at least throw us some boobies in there? It's a delicious. Don't worry, it's seasoned. It's well seasoned. Well, they didn't have fire. They ate that shit raw. Well, apparently we have Brits having a Jeff's ass. That would be... That'd be a tall one to swallow. It's a sloppy Jeff.

Speaker: We don't have a fire. Can't cook off the maggots.

Speaker: I'm getting shirts made for all of us. Say I ate ass. I went on this mountain and I ate ass. All I got was this fucking teacher. You're just. I ate ass on that mountain and all I got was this fucking teacher. The whole person in all the worms in Jeff's stomach, they all popped out and said. I agree. I'm not eating the dick. You know, if one of you guys and I say one of you guys were to eat a dick and we survive and get off that mountain,

Speaker: You know, you're never like, oh, never. We're going to remind you. Every day, remember that time he ate that dick? We had to survive. Yeah, but there were lots of meat. The dude was 320 pounds. The only thing you ate was meat. Why did you only eat the feet? Because I like meat, baby.

Speaker: He was trying to give him one lighter so we would have a fire. Exactly, we would have a fire. Let's talk about buttered sausage. Talk about buttered sausage, where it comes from, what it does. Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face. What about buttered sausage? That's not your jam. It's not your thing. You don't like it?

Speaker: It's not my jam. I don't buy jam. I buy honey and I kiss it on the lips. But you know, like I said,

Speaker: What are we doing with our lives that this is the conversation we're having right now? No, but maybe is it weird that that it's like I would prefer to eat the chick first. Is it less gay? I don't think it fucking matters. You just do what you gotta do. Exactly. You know, if it's one thing to say that Chris wouldn't eat the dick, but I'm going to serve him dick. He's not going to know.

Speaker: I just cooked this up. Chris, here's yours. Don't worry about how lame he is. Jeff, I've known you for so long that I would never eat anything you cooked. There's this fact. Out of fear that you did something to it. It's a good conversation. But also, I would giggling the entire time. I'd be giggling. Go ahead, Chris. I made this for you. Sorry, we all ate the rest of it.

Speaker: I'm smashing Jeff's head in with a rock if we crash because there's no way how I'm going to be stranded on a mountain with him. Don't get me wrong. Can we go live while are they on this mountain? And then when the rescuers find us because, you know, well, eventually what happened to him, I'm like, I don't know, he died of COVID.

Speaker: if we all die, if we all survive, we're going to gang up and kill you, Chris, because you are the biggest. So we're going to survive. You are me for months. You're not much smaller than me. As we mentioned.

Speaker: As we mentioned, Connor does have a bigger debt, so we have to leave him for our week. Connor's going to be the easiest kill because he's - Hey, Meg and I are going to come off this mountain fat. That's right. That's right. Also, Connor's going to be the easiest one to kill because he's crippled. Okay, I'll give you my tits and my leg. Let me live. Okay, we can work with that. The breath salon will last you for a week.

Speaker: We'll just lop off your titties, your man titties, and chop off your bad leg. You don't need it. You're not using it anyways. We'll go live on the mountain. Here's the other question. At what point does it become okay to masturbate out there? I depends on what time.

Speaker: Like how long into this trip are we like? I didn't think the plane crashed. I'm doing the best I can boys. I can't do it with two hands. We gotta help keep each other warm. Come on guys. No, no, no. I don't like this movie. That's my little question. That actually brings up an interesting point. Do you obviously go to be alone as long as you don't do it while you're eating?

Speaker: think you're okay. But how long do you have to wait? Nobody's nobody jacking off day one. First of all, I'm jacking off as a plane crisis because I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die happy. And God forbid there's a there's a there's a woman of color on there. I'm gonna die in that black box. They're at least gonna find my dead ass one way or another.

Speaker: Hey, if I'm going to die, I'm going to die in the black box, baby. The last thing on my mind, I got to be 100 % off. If we're playing and it crashes on the side of the mountain, the last thing on my mind is jerking off. Agree. Chris and I aren't going to be finding anything because it's cold. We're on a fucking mountain or snow. We're fucking hurdles.

Speaker: We've got a fat guy from the back that was taken up two seats. Are you talking like like hatchet style? We're fed. We're fed and we have water. We can build shelter after a week. The only thing you're waiting on is rescue. You're going to get bored. And if there is one single email alive, can we always walk by and just.

Speaker: How you doing? So, so in Connor's little fantasy world, if we're building a shelter, it was a blue **** lagoon over here. So, are we going to build a jack off a jack off hunt? So, we can have privacy while we jerk off. As long as you name it, the port of share. Yeah, I'm cool with it. The sign. Please don't bother me.

Speaker: So so so on a mountain on the side of this mountain, like are we like Swiss family? Well, OK, so I was going to say, are we Swiss family Robinson or are we dying on a mountain? I mean, is this two totally different things? We're on a tropical island. We're gold. That's the point you've done all the work. You're cast away.

Speaker: but with 30, but right. I get it. You can't tell me Tom didn't beat his dick once. Oh, shit. That motherfucker was beating Wilson like he was going outside. No, I had an extra hole. That's right. That's why he was sad when he lost him at the end there. Exactly. But you can't tell me that you're out there for a month.

Speaker: And you have everything you need to survive. If you're out there for a month, you can't tell me you're not getting hard eventual. Yeah, you might see a mermaid. I'm just saying. That's a manatee. Don't talk about it like that. They have signs along the water that says, please don't molest the manatees.

Speaker: I have a feeling they put up there. Fucking America. I shit you not. There are signs in Florida. There's also signs in Florida. I think they say don't have sex with the iguanas or something like that. What? What? What? I don't think that. Why would that be? Who would think of that? I don't know if you've ever seen an iguana up close. It's funny. I'm not. Yeah, but I wouldn't do that. I used to. We used to own one. They're not sexy in it?

Speaker: I was waiting for it. Once or twice. I'm just saying that **** Don't knock it until you try it. Alright? I'm just saying. When you're **** it, they got that long tail and they smacking **** it. It looks back and it looks back at you and says, who's your

Speaker: I'm just saying that it's Florida. Are we really that surprised that those signs exist in Florida? Agrees. However, however, please do not molest the manatees is not necessarily a sexual thing because they manatees. Molest doesn't bother. Well, manatees are very friendly creatures and they're very curious. So if they're out of water, they'll literally come right up to you.

Speaker: Yeah, they're friendly. All right. I don't want people touching them because they came back. Hey, don't worry about it, bro. All right. Yeah. They're big fat, dumb animals in the water. Just like you're here afraid, afraid of his search. Richard coming up and pulling up trans girls. Hey, I ain't scared of my search. What do you think he's doing right now? He's literally looking up manatees. Where can I get a manatee?

Speaker: Amazon shipping them bitches for free boys. However, if you do live in one of the coastal areas, the coastal regions, I wouldn't be worried about a shark attack because the only other mammals on the planet, creatures on the planet outside of humans who have sex for pleasure are dolphins. Dolphins have been known to grape humans. Yes, they are horny. They're horny little sons of bitches.

Speaker: and K mags about to book a trip to Florida. Alright, we going to Florida boys. K mags going to Florida and he's like, oh no, I lost my swimming shorts. Oh my goodness. If you come down here, I'll sell you a tour where you can actually go swim with the dolphins. If you go to Florida, I know a guy. I'm going to do this beach.

Speaker: Kevin used to work on it. One of the 745 jobs that Kevin Hawley had, he once worked on an open cruise boat. And he had this Puerto Rican guy or Cuban guy that worked on the boat with him. And when they would pull up to the dock, he would get off the boat and go, come to the Dauphin, Dauphin cruise. Everybody come see the Dauphins. Dauphin cruise. Do you want to go on a Dauphin cruise? Did you know? Did you know? And this is factual. You can Google it.

Speaker: It is illegal to try to communicate with a dolphin. The hell? Yeah, it's literally illegal. Huh? Well, what is it going to say? Well, I'm fucking it, though. So the noise that came back makes. Well, the thing is, when you're when you're fucking it, you just stay silent. I'm not a silent guy. I'm a screamer, bro. That's why you go underwater. Yeah, exactly. Enjoy the ride.

Speaker: Enjoy the ride. There's a reason why that kid like to hang out with Flipper. I'm just saying. Either way, you want to look at it, right? That orchid dick will kill you. I wouldn't know anything about an orchid dick. Sorry. I'm not an oceanologist.

Speaker: I'm no expert. I'm no ocean dick expert, however. Well, I did that episode, we were talking about that penis museum in Holland. And there were some dicks on there that was scary. Like, one looked like it would was a spear. So, you know, there's some scary dick out there. Hi, Helen.

Speaker: I'm just saying. So Connor, please confirm. You're saying if we land on a mountain, we crash land on a mountain and we have to eat somebody, we can survive. But if we land castaway style, we're 100 % guaranteed to survive.

Speaker: Essentially, as long as where we're at has enough supplies to take care of us over time, you're pretty much good. If you're on a desert island, as long as you have fresh water, you have a place where you can make shelter or trees, you've got stones, you can do anything, as long as you're not a poussoir.

Speaker: great well they did do that i don't know they did it they did this show it depends on who's with you let's be honest because they did that show where they had men versus women out in the wild

Speaker: Yeah, I've seen that. And the women freaks the fuck out. And the men were like grabbing a crocodile and killing it. Every time I saw every because I watched a couple episodes of that show, every time I watched it, it made me think of basic training. Like the women's rescue.

Speaker: The women all fucking hate each other. They spend more than three days with each other by themselves, with nobody watching them, and they will all be clicky little shits. Oh, 100%. Men are the same thing, but they're like, fuck it, we gotta go, we gotta shit to do. I don't like that guy, but we're either gonna settle it or we're gonna get the fuck over it. Or, you know, give him a job. You know, the one thing that women do that men don't is women will be like,

Speaker: Maybe we should do this and then they vote on it for three hours. We're men. It's like, hey, you can you build something? Yeah, let's all go build something. You you go start getting food. We delegate. You know, good. You get the good idea, fairy, coming from a lot of the females. Oh, here we go. Finally. Maggie. Hello. Hello, Helen.

Speaker: So, like, we all spoke at once. So, so could you get the leggy single? How are you at two places at the same time? I've got my PPE omnipresent omnipresent in your living room. She's in your living room. That's her foot.

Speaker: Rumors! Rumors! Did you hear Leggy was in Glick's pleasure? What the hell? Who was Jeff, K -Magg, and Connor? The regular students. How was it so bright out there? It's 9 o 'clock at night. Leggy's over. So cheeky. It's like a landing strip. Oh, my.

Speaker: I think we should move along swiftly. Leggy's kind of like a lighthouse. She just stands up there and turns around. This ship headed to shore! I got it! Don't worry! That's why she was late getting here. She had to get off work.

Speaker: For being the lighthouse. For being the beacon light. The light hasn't been out of power for a while now. I just have a mirror go around. Let's be honest. You all need a little bit light in your life. So it's okay. I'm here. You got enough light for everybody on the planet, honey. At least Liggy has an excuse. She's Scottish. It's not like they get sunlight over there ever. No. It's like it's nothing. Oh, it's raining.

Speaker: I'm just curious, like, when the sun is out, do you just stand in the middle of surrounded by solar panels to reflect the light, charge Edinburgh? Well, there is a reason why Scotland can produce 98 % of its energy requirements from renewables, Jeff. There's a reason for that. It's me. It's huge, standing in a field of fucking solar panels. You're welcome, Edinburgh.

Speaker: I'll get you all back you bunch of fuckers is fine Oh giggling at your own jokes like a bunch of you girls because we're fucking hysterical

Speaker: Listen, are you feeling hysterical? Look, all of our lurkers are laughing just as much. Say just two. I can't see from here. Hang on. Let me have a little look and see. I mean, no idea how to check that on StreamYard or if you even can.

Speaker: Uh, you'll blow. You need to have your camera on. You've got four, you've got four people watching on your YouTube. Hi, Laura. Um, we don't, okay. Well, you know what? Don't got one of you don't got none. Don't get none. Well, why don't you in your weird pedophile looking profile picture?

Speaker: Okay, I've got a question then why is it that you only seem to get fucking arseholes coming backstage when I come on?

Speaker: Like that's happened to last, that's happened to last twice. That's probably why. They assume, they assume your boobs are just going to flop out and they were hoping that they could see it. Or they want to show you your dick. Like you want to see my micro penis. Let's be honest. The first time they ever heard my penis. The first time they ever heard my penis. It just so happens that everyone was here. Every time we get wiener bomb, you're on the show.

Speaker: I blame you. Yeah, it's me. I've got another device. You're a son and weiner tracker for penises everywhere. Unfortunately for you, they're not big penises. I'm a beacon. I'm a beacon for the guys in the room. And you can chime in on this. What's worse?

Speaker: A girl to make fun of your small penis, or your penis in general, or for other dudes to make fun of your penis. What's worse? Oh, a girl, 100%. My dude friends can make fun of my cock all they want. I don't care. Like if you walked into a room of strangers and you pulled your cock out and then left, would it be worse if the women would be like a whole bunch of it would be way worse if it was giggling.

Speaker: Because that's just like, yeah. So the question I would be asking is, why would a guy want to show on a dare to a woman? No, but there's a there's a there's a control element there, Jeff.

Speaker: Oh, most of the time when guys are doing that and I think you're talking right about like walking into a room and showing everybody your penis. No, no, no. No, but I mean, like when when there's a power dynamic at play there and when guys do it to women, it's to shock or it's to elicit a response.

Speaker: And then if the response is laughter or, you know, whatever, then I don't know if that's the response they would expect. And but that that's that's wounding somehow, because that's not the response they were expecting. They were expecting to they were expecting to shock that woman in some way or to like weird. It's a weird, you know, I think I think most guys that would do that of, you know, jump on a show and flash their dick.

Speaker: They literally think that, you know, especially, you know, having a woman on the show, they're like, oh, she's going to jump off and come. She's going to just follow me forever because I have the greatest dick ever. And then they realize they don't.

Speaker: I don't think any man would be naive enough to think that and we live in a society where the unsolicited dick pic is a thing Jeff and I can't imagine that that is successful for any man that does it so there's another element at play there like the question for me would be why? Why would you want to? Like what is it you're trying to achieve? Because we don't have boobs we can have one yet I don't have one I don't have a reason.

Speaker: I think it's one of those things like what the dudes especially like on Snapchat like that or like the dating apps right that will send unsolicited dick pics or you know I think it's I think it's just like in all honesty they have a brain deficiency first and foremost

Speaker: But they think that it's just going to instantly turn women on. This is what they want to see. I would love to know, and I'd like to put this out there for your listeners, and I don't know what your stats are, but I'm presuming that most of your listeners are men. I would love to ask the question, how many men have been successful

Speaker: and sending a dick pic and that that working out for you the way that you wanted to. Like how many times? I don't think. Oh, no, I think 10 percent's high, sir. Yeah. I said less than 10 percent. Yeah. Everybody knows. Everybody knows by now it's a fucking no no. And it doesn't achieve what you think it is or what you're trying to achieve. So the question is, well, what is it you're trying to achieve? Well, and again, devil's advocate.

Speaker: That's a two way street because I've had women that, you know, I met like on TikTok or whatever. And, you know, I'm thinking we're just friends because that's how I put it out there. What went out, you know, like when I was single, like, Hey, I'm not looking, you know, whatever. And then you add on other social medias and then you might chitchat, you know, like.

Speaker: chit -chatting about whatever, and then all of a sudden boom, vagina. Okay, Glick, I'm sorry to jump in here, but that plain divorce advocate thing pisses me the fuck off because for a start we were talking about men coming on your show. How many women have you come in here trying to flash their tits at you behind the stage coming on your show? All the time.

Speaker: all the time let's just be real about how let's be honest like you're the only woman that comes up yeah hang on a minute i've got something for you yeah the percentage of women is literally like five percent that watch this show

Speaker: However, my initial question was the unsolicited. And I'm sure it's happened to you. I mean, we could bring up a panel of women here and it's happened. Happened to every woman, everywhere. Every single female that you know will have experienced that. I can assure you.

Speaker: Oh, it's weird. And that's my point is it's well known by now that that isn't going to get you success with that woman. So what is the what is the actual dynamic? What is it you're trying to achieve? I'm telling you there's a power play that's not about trying to be controlling in some way. It's a weird. Well, I think it's a it's a what's called a crow magnet thing. You know, it's it's it's an instinct.

Speaker: It's an instinct to show your dick and think that you know, no, no, no, no, I'm not saying. Let's be honest. If somebody's sending you an unsolicited dick pic, they're not really thinking in the first place.

Speaker: Yeah, but I don't think that's a thing that most men do. I think that there are a lot of I think there are a lot of creepos and fucking weird weirdies on all these. Well, there is it's it's like flashers. OK, they get off on it. Exactly, exactly. And I agree with that. It's more common and prevalent than you think you will know men.

Speaker: that are your friends for acquaintances that have done this to women that you wouldn't know about. I can absolutely agree with that.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Thanks man. Bye. A few other friends in our circle. We were, we were, because they asked me the question. I'm like, I don't fucking know. I don't understand. I've never done it.

Speaker: I've literally sent one pic pic in my life. And and that was because I was asked for it. And then I had to be yelled at because I was like, I'm not sending you a picture of my dick. You've seen that. OK, that's a different thing. If you're in a relationship with someone or you're talking to them, that's a totally different thing. But the circle of friends that I have, they were asking me about it. I'm like, I don't know anything about it because it happened to them so freaking much.

Speaker: Like one girl, she'll at one point, she wanted to come on the show and do a segment about like, uh, dating app horror stories. Because she would literally start talking to a dude and it would be like, Oh, hey, you know, they match on Tinder. Oh, Hey, what's up? Uh, I see it. I swiped on you because I thought you were pretty. And she's like, Oh, well, thanks or whatever. You know, you're not too bad looking at all some BAM tick.

Speaker: I think it's I think it comes down to the whole flasher thing. It's it's like they they they not fully get off on it, but but it's like it's it's a Okay, so let's let's take the scenario of a flasher then you're using that as a as a comparison analogy what is it that a flasher is trying to achieve because

Speaker: again sexual rattle right but what is it that's getting them aroused jeff i'm telling you it's a control element it's a power play it's and i'm going to dominate your space i'm going to fucking dominate your space and i'm here look at me right that's what it is it's not about uh oh here's my dick are you going to ride it because men who do that know that the woman's not going to fucking ride it right well you know there is of course it depends

Speaker: If a man's gonna flash on the street, a man's gonna flash a woman on the street, Jeff. The woman's not gonna ride the guy's dick. I don't know. Is she a hooker?

Speaker: Is that a hooker wheel? $100 next to it. Yeah, that's $100. It's not going to, it's not. Right. Well, I would say $100. In that situation, that person isn't a flasher. That person is a John. That person is us client. Right. Right. So we're using different semantics. We're using different terminology. Right.

Speaker: No, I think to a certain degree, like you said, it's a power move. I also think there's a brain deficiency with these guys who do that and do it on a regular basis and do it frequently. It's an ego thing too. You also have to understand, and it's maybe difficult from a male's point of view, but if you can imagine it as the situation where a much bigger guy than you does it to you, right?

Speaker: there's an implied violence there, there's an implied element of violence there, because if that man chooses to act upon doing something else in that space, there's not really very much you're going to be able to do about it as a woman, for most women. Obviously I'm five foot ten, I'm a big woman, but even then, so you've got to understand the psychology behind

Speaker: a man doing that to women. It's not just a tongue in cheek, oh here's my dick. There's an implied element of invading your space and potential, like where's this going? Do you understand what I'm saying? Right.

Speaker: Yeah, it's almost like a violent kind of thing. And if you want to go that route. There's an implied violence. There's an implication there. Yes. Right. But it also could be a numbers game for some of these guys, because you do it enough. You might get one. I kind of like you on this. Kind of like the serial rapist. And as we can be, we can be like go as far down this road as we want. But I mean,

Speaker: Certain thing about sexual predators is they get off not necessarily on the person they're doing it to as much as they are to the fact that they have the ability to, like you said, invade your space, prevent you from being able to fight back, and do anything about it. If somebody comes up to you and flashes you, what are you going to fucking do? It's about control. What are you going to do? If you're the woman, and this person is significantly larger than you, than most cases for women versus men,

Speaker: What are you going to do? There is no real like, ah, he showed me his dick. So I fucking shot him in the face. You don't really get to do that. So it's an element where you're from.

Speaker: Well, no, you have to, you have to respond with a reasonable amount of force. Some dude runs up in a raincoat and flashes me his pecker. Hey Glick, why do you carry a gun? Well, I'm shooting his pecker off. I felt like my life was in danger. I thought he was going to grate me. So I shot his pecker off.

Speaker: But I agree with you, like, I think that there's a control aspect to it. And I think that Chris is also one. It's something that's on the same track here. It could be a dominant thing. It could definitely be a brain deficiency thing. And it could be a sexual thing. You know, it's like, ha ha, she saw my dick. I think it's more often than not a sexual thing. And the fact that guys want to keep coming in here on a predominantly male show,

Speaker: right and show the penis it's like a control thing to dominate you guys like it's like how are they going to react it's the same thing it's a bit like do you get what I'm saying like

Speaker: Right. It's not, it's not, it's not about hello boys. Here's my cock. Who's going to, who's going to suck it? It's also, it's also one of those things where they come on here and try to do that because being on these platforms could get us kicked off.

Speaker: Yeah. That's what I'm saying. So there's a control element there. That's what I'm saying to you. There's a, there's a different. See, that's like. What's the psychology behind it? That's what I'm saying. It's the control thing. It's completely random or whatever. We just kind of laughed it off and made jokes about it and made fun of them and stuff like that.

Speaker: The one that really pissed me off because it was such a targeted attack was the one where they created the fake profile for Jeeves and other things outside of the penis that was that was on there. I actually missed it happened so quickly. It happened in a flash and I was in the comments that day. But I mean,

Speaker: I would question if that was done on purpose to deliberately piss, obviously it was done to piss you off because it's your show, but I was in the comments as well. And I've noticed that when these things are happening and it seems to be happening when I'm around, that's twice I've come in here and you've refused to let somebody backstage and it's only after I've come on screen. There was nobody in trying to come in before that. Yeah.

Speaker: Well, I said that one was like a targeted, very specific thing because, and as I said, I still strongly believe it came from a certain group of people. It's not even, that's not even, that is not even a question. Of course it fucking did. You know that, you know, Jesus is our friend. I'll consider Jesus a friend. Obviously you and Jesus are pretty, are very close. I mean,

Speaker: Nobody, nobody who's an acquaintance is going all the way to Scotland to spend time and hang out. Jeeves and I will always be friends. Yeah. Right. So that that's what really pissed me off was that was like they targeted Jeeves. It was very specific. They had the N word in there. And then there was peckers. And I see I missed the N word part. I missed that. I never caught that. The whole thing, it was that they didn't even

Speaker: showed their dick. They literally found a picture on the internet, added things to it, and flashed it. And we were quick enough to get it off faster than that. I'll give you your due. You were super quick because it was been and gone and I never went back to watch the replay, right? Because it was bad enough being there at the time, but it was so fast I missed half of what had happened. Like I missed... Yeah. Well, we bring up somebody new

Speaker: When we bring up somebody new, we have a remove button for everybody on here. And so and the remove button doesn't move. So when I have my mouse, I'll hover it right over. You know, I can literally just do that and drop and then bring it back. It's a it's a click of the mouse. I don't have to move my mouse or anything. So when we bring up somebody new. Which is why we added the rule, your camera must be on before we'll let you up.

Speaker: We have no problem bringing up strangers, but if you're going to come up and

Speaker: Your camera must be ready. But the problem is that Fucker had a photo of Jeeves and you thought he had his camera on because you thought it was Fucker Jeeves. I thought it was Jeeves because you see Jeeves a lot and he's at his workstation. I can't remember what was the name? Was it his name that was used? Did somebody make a fake name of him?

Speaker: like when the name came up when the name came up was it jeeves's name or was it a completely different random name but with his photo no it was it was i'm working i was gonna i was gonna say can you block from this it was literally wearing a ski mask and was jerking off yeah on camera

Speaker: What? Like I said, we have the studio. And so underneath, like we see the screen, we see the chat over here. And then underneath we have me, Chris. What was it that was getting them going? Was it Glick's Vapen? Is that? I don't know. It was totally me, obviously. Stop making it about you, like it's all about me. I just said, I just said, was it you? It was about you. 100 %!

Speaker: Who wouldn't be turned on by that? I'm just saying. I mean, I know when I go to that, when I walk past the meeting, I have a hard time not jerking off. I mean, Dusty's bunk up there as well. I jerked it three times since we started this conversation. She didn't start trembling because she didn't even see you, you goofy fuck. Hey, Vicki. What's going on, Vicki? Hi, Vicki. William, honest question, why? Why, dude?

Speaker: it wasn't that big bro yeah honestly oh yeah there we go since you're here let's let's let's ask a ask the doer ask an actual flasher what the psychology behind that is yeah why do you do that what do you get from it what do you gain from it Helen were you trembling you're gonna end up on a oh yeah you can you tell how trembling i am yeah

Speaker: She couldn't even see you, dude. The only people that could see you is me and Chris. Before again, touch your nose, sweetheart. Yeah. Who's he talking to? Is he talking to what? You! He's talking to Glick. Touch your nose, Chris. I dare you. If he comes back up after you touch your nose, Chris. Touch your nose, Glick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. Come on, B -Boy. Come on.

Speaker: I don't know if you know this or not, but I'm a dad in the street and a daddy in the sheets. Yeah, I'll treat you like a sweet little. Don't worry buddy. It's not gay unless you like it. Come on over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, buddy. I'm from the country. One of my favorite things is when a pig squeal. Boy, can you squeal like a pig? Let me hear you squeal like a pig.

Speaker: I just kicked you out of the studio. Yeah, I don't know. Just put on re -stream, Leahy, when you're on, because you use re -stream, right? So when you're on re -stream and you're like, if you're live, it shows the blocks down at the bottom, doesn't it?

Speaker: Yeah, yeah. So we have little individual like boxes that has where you can we can mute. Well, I can mute your mic right now. I can take you off like all that stuff. So on Restream, I think we can we can toggle the person in or off or for like you can bring them in or bring them out. And I think I don't know if I can mute other people's mics, though. I think they have to do that themselves. I can't. Do you know what? Without having it there to look at, I can't remember.

Speaker: No, we can just see ourselves. We can just see our own little box and have our own controls, our own mic controls, our own camera controls, nothing for anyone else. You guys can see me picking my nose and stuff, but now that you can't, now I'm just going to go back to picking my nose during breaks. Yeah, there you go.

Speaker: I was going to say, uh, I don't know. My kids got my phone, but Kevin, give me my phone.

Speaker: Also, I'll see. I'll see it because Chris and I are admins so we can see everything. Well, well, we're not. Well, I created the web page, but Jeff, Jeff used to be an admin, but now he's actually logged into it. So he has all the power and control that I have. He got the power. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

Speaker: Hey, Michelle, I need my phone. Can you change the name to? To Lick's Mixtape. Oh, you could do that. If, you know, if you want me to come and hunt you fucking down. I mean, you know. I was talking to like, well, we had the season, like, you know, I was talking to, she was, you know, she's given me a lot of really good advice. And whether you think I listen or not, I do listen.

Speaker: No, that was right. And stuff like that. One of the messages that she's like, it better not be mixtape. Yeah, just don't call it mixtape. Don't call it Glix mixtape, but I'll fucking hunt you down. I was like, just for that, it will be Glix mixtape. You probably would as well, just to be a fucker. Yeah. But after last night, I was like, I could call it Glix Jukebox Mixtape. There you go. That's rubbish.

Speaker: Sounds really confusing, here's what it sounds like. The jury of Chris's mixtape jukebox. The jury of Dick's mixtape jukebox. Listen, you'll still never be me. You can try.

Speaker: I can be you if I want to be. All I got to do is get some white paint. This is the greatest dollar I've ever spent on Tmoo. Alright, super gay note. I like your nails like they pop. Fine.

Speaker: I actually just broke one. It's very annoying. It's chipped at the end. I'm going to have to... My wife just started getting her nails done. And so I started like looking at women's nails like all the fucking times. It's fucking... I used to go get mine done and pay a fortune every fortnight for it. And then COVID happened. Every fortnight.

Speaker: And everything, everything, everything shut down, obviously. So I got myself one of those little UV lamps and the shellac, and I do them myself. Really? The UV lamps caused cancer, by the way. First and foremost, I can't believe you guys left this slide. Kind of you sound like a little bit of a predator.

Speaker: You're all talking at once and I can't hear you. You're all talking at the same time. Apparently because you are paler than a piece of paper and you have maroon nails and they're super easy to see, that makes me a predator.

Speaker: Sure, Connor. Call what you want to call it. OK, I've got a question. Yeah. Was Connor on camera when the creepy guy was trying to come backstage? Is he secretly Connor on another device? I got tears in my pain. Well, let's be honest. To be perfectly honest, that guy was a little bit darker than Connor. I can be darker.

Speaker: What's going on, buddy? I was just, I was just trying to, you know. Mark, welcome to the Toe Suckin' Allegiance. Mark, come on up. Bring your ass, Mark. Bring your ass. Bring your ass, Mark. I would love to get Mark on camera. I have been friends with Mark for like 10 years and I have like, I've never gotten him on one of my shows.

Speaker: Why have you never been up before? Why do you look like a failed painter? What's kind of a question? What does a failed painter look like? What kind of question is that? Do you mean like a decorator painter or do you mean like an artist painter? What do you mean, define painter?

Speaker: Like she's not, she was going to be the next Picasso, but then she realized. Like she can only paint like looking at Jackson Pollock. Cause let's be honest, Jackson Pollock literally just grabbed a drop cloth and he's like, here you go. Look, some of these artists sent her out there. Well, you know,

Speaker: It literally looks like they gave, they gave Michael J Fox a couple paint brushes and just. I'm sure his best work is in the morning. It's the fact you both did the same thing at the same fucking time. You hear about this guy. You hear about this guy. He, uh, he actually, he paints. Then he goes to an insurer.

Speaker: And he has the painting insured. And then he uses for like $100 ,000. Then he goes to the bank and uses that for equity on his loans. What? Yeah, so when you go to the bank and you get a loan, they say, do you have something you put up for equity? As in, if you fail to pay it back, we're going to take that. He paints a painting, goes and has it appraised for 100 grand. That's his plan.

Speaker: Do you have, do you have collateral? He must have the appraiser in his pocket. Right? I was like, you know what, bro? What is it, Glick? Why are you? That was a really, that was a really dramatic. I got to see this. Is it a penis?

Speaker: You're all obsessed with it. I feel like you're not getting enough. Check your Insta. Check my Insta. Okay. What do I do? What do I do? Oh, wow. Interesting.

Speaker: I would put that person on a nosy bastards list, like accept it, but like not let them see shit on any of your stuff. Accept it and then not let them look at it. Yes. Yes. That's what I would do. Nothing. Jeeves, why are you not up here? Yeah, Jeeves, why are you not up here? Why did you like 20 times? But you are up here, Jeeves.

Speaker: The real Jeeves, please stand up. Yeah, the real Jeeves. The real Jeeves, please stand up. We don't want four Jeeves. We want the real Jeeves. Yes. He calls him. Mental. When did that happen? Did that just happen, Glick? I literally just got it. Wow. Jeff, if you want to be so kind,

Speaker: Yeah. Drop them links again. Yeah, why not? If you're still watching, I don't know if you do the live stuff, but you're more than welcome to join as well. Dusty Spunk, put your spunk out there. Uninvite Jeeves and just invite Vicky. What are you doing, Jeff? That's exactly what I imagined, too.

Speaker: Jeff, there's a child. Yeah, let's be here. Let's not be doing the wanky motions anymore. Chris, quit it. Jeff, there's a child. Kill it.

Speaker: God damn it. They have pre -range children in Mexico. You know what it is? It's like when your kids are really little as well and you're on the phone and that's the only time they want to talk to you because they want to know what's going on and being involved. Yeah, exactly. It's due. It's 4 a .m. for Leiki too and she just got home from a hot date tonight. Yeah.

Speaker: Rumors! So you just put two and two together and came up with a number and plucked it out the sky. Rumors! Rumors! I'm just causing trouble don't mind me. Listen I can do what I want can't I?

Speaker: You are single and free. You can do whatever you want. Why am I getting a video call from Jeff?

Speaker: No, I didn't send you a video call. Oh, I think Kevin. Kevin, I sent you a Snapchat of what we see. And my son's got my phone, so he obviously. He just Instagramed video with rumors. Rumors? Rumors? A lady and I are not friends. Chef is friends with her on Snapchat. No, I'm not on Snapchat. No, not Snapchat. I said Snapchat. I meant Instagram. Oh, OK.

Speaker: Uh, now we know Kevin Kevin's talking to his Kevin. Yeah, I said her dick pic Kevin's actually talked to his friend on on snap. Jeff says a dick pic. It's just a picture of his face It's a gift it's a gift just be doing this

Speaker: It's because you're a dick, you get it? You guys get it? It's because Jeff is a dick. That's why I said it's a 5 -50 dick. I just did that. Poor Steve. It's an impression. It's what I'm going to use to interrupt you. Poor Steve isn't even here. We make fun of him. Poor guy. I do love Jarvis. He's such a good kid. He's got a good heart and he's got the best intentions in the world.

Speaker: A little slow, but. Jarvis becomes super famous, screaming. Yeah, you would. It's just a script of a reaction. Shut your whole mouth, Mark. That's why we threw your tea in the harbor. Hey, hey, hey. Are you going to take that, Mark?

Speaker: because I wouldn't, I wouldn't tolerate that. And I don't want to speak some more English, right? So like 10 years now. Ain't that right, my sweet little princess? That's right. Who's the predator now? Well, first and foremost, the word predator are OK. All I can think of is you motherfucker.

Speaker: Jesus. I just love as you tip off. Well, how else do you impersonate the predator? I think it's more of like a this than a... What the fuck up? What the fuck up?

Speaker: Again such a whore mouth mark Oh Leave my browns out of this it's it's it's like an abusive relationship. I've tried to leave But they promised they changed and they promised they'll be better and then I bring them and then I take them back and then they I

Speaker: Then they beat me up. They got your hopes up and they just fucking dick slapped you, man. Yeah. I mean, you know what it's like. You're a huge Manchester. I'm tired of this bed met the cells on fire. I just can't be bothered to watch sports. I mean, what are you going to do? Any sport, any sport like I can't even watch car racing is boring. The only sport you have out there is fucking soccer.

Speaker: That's not even a real sport. Baseball team, right? Oh, no, come on. Yeah, Kenny Powers played on your baseball team. I'm not even big into football. But football, you call soccer, is a much bigger sport globally. I'm sorry, the biggest problem I have with football. No, here's the problem I have with football. The timer counts up. I never know when the fucking game's over.

Speaker: So I will agree. You're not wrong. Globally soccer is huge. However, American football is the cheapest because it's becoming massive over in like England and stuff like that. American football is just weak man's fucking rugby. I'm sorry. I don't see you out on the fucking field.

Speaker: Go ahead, you can't hurt me. Watch out, Jeff. It's getting brighter in Mexico.

Speaker: Okay. So, okay. Hold on a second. So sweet. The queer is a game that we used to play on the playgrounds and edit the fields and stuff like that. You have a football, you just throw it up in the air and whoever catches it. I would love you to, I would love to see you play in a game of rugby and survive. You're the queer a lot. I mean, I don't want to play rugby. I don't want to play either game.

Speaker: You're just kind of brighter today or what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker: I don't want to play two years old. I was 26 and I don't. Exactly, Mark. Can we present Mark's last comment? Because that's exactly my point. But that's why I said all rugby is, is an American version of Smear the Quitter because you just get a bunch of, you throw a football up in the air. Rugby is an American version. Yeah, they stole it from us.

Speaker: You said that the other night, you used to play rugby. I need to see some proof. That is awesome if you did. He was a hooker. Not a term you want to bring up on the gift card. I thought about you, Jeeps. Oh, so this is a hookup. We always put it in the books. Not much.

Speaker: I'm just asking for a friend. Like a hooker, like Julia Roberts and Pretty Woman. Pretty Woman. Pretty Jeeves. Pretty Jeeves. I love that Connor was harmonizing with me in the back. Yeah. He said it all the way. Pretty Woman. You're talking about Jeff and I'd be able to sing with you. Yeah, see?

Speaker: Happens when you're on this show long enough you catch all the jokes and you gotta say you have to be the first one to say Inside and out I know his body

Speaker: Yeah, he does. I love it. What happens behind closed doors, boys? That shit's personal. Why is it when Chris said that? I'm Heath Ledger. This number. I'm Heath Ledger. Let's be honest. I'm Heath Ledger. Everything froze for me, so I don't know what I missed. Uh -oh. Nobody moved.

Speaker: You can't even keep it straight, babe. What are we doing here? What's going on? Honestly, I was trying my best to stay still, and then Jeff said, no, we move. It was a thumb, Jeff. You run. Of course he was just lurking. He got a notification. Hello, lurkers. Hello. Hello. Well, hello.

Speaker: why did all the guys in the room go go go high voice and then like he was like i've heard that voice in my night terrors i've i have my sleep paralysis demons sounds like that why can't i go go away breaking up for me

Speaker: Doesn't like you. There it is. We were personal friends with Leo, did you? Just because he got raped by a beer don't make him any less of a man. I thought about putting him on my list. Mildly jealous.

Speaker: I thought about putting him on my list instead of, uh, instead of Angelina Jolie. You know, the point of the celebrity death list is to win because there's always a lot. I get that. But, but usually it's some obscure person that's not working anymore. Kobe Bryant. That's me looking at Connor's list. Kobe Bryant is not that photo.

Speaker: It's from a game we have called What Do You Meme? Oh, okay. There was a bunch of meme stickers. I have a couple more. I don't know where they went. But like when they opened it up that night that we were up until seven in the morning and I made fun of Austin's ex -boyfriend, his mom who just died. And I didn't mean to. But it was funny. What do you meme stick back here? I don't know where the rest of them are.

Speaker: I don't know. I just seen it and we were talking about Connor's list and it was just like. I'm no longer going to be on camera. I'm just going to. This is just going to. I have one person on my list that doesn't make a whole lot of sense and you're upset about it. No, you do. Another person is dying. Reva McIntyre is dying within the next six months.

Speaker: If it happens, I win the game. I want to talk to like, I don't even want to talk to you. Don't worry. I got you covered. I'm sorry. Reba and Dolly are going to hang out with Mick Jagger and Charlie Sheen. Dolly will live forever. First of all, Dolly is different. I don't like Reba McIntyre. I don't.

Speaker: I want you to triple face. You know, that's Christmas celebrity crush. Beat your crippled ass and shave your beard. You touch my beard and there will be a lot more waiting here than a cripple. You know, it's not going to the first time you touched your beard, buddy. Let's be honest. Four, four, four months ago, I've never had a beard. So it's false. We should totally rub beards. I'm just saying. But I don't want my beard to start growing gray.

Speaker: your beard's only going to go free if you do something very well. No, that's white. Do you guys want some privacy? Like, I feel like I'm invading some deaf people. Yeah, I feel turning. You and I are interloping here.

Speaker: Blakely Jeffery here, the third and fourth wheel. Listen, it's okay. You guys can be the fly from the wall real quick. Well, I have a quick discussion with my friend who's upset about. I want to hear this conversation. I need to sign an NBA to hear this conversation. We're having a fight and he's upset about it. Your chances of winning the celebrity death list.

Speaker: And becoming the rim reaper literally dropped by like 80 points by putting those people on there. First and foremost, one of you had a chance because you went up against the greatest champion of all time. I swear to God. I swear to God, I'm going to Hollywood tomorrow and I'm going to just start shooting people.

Speaker: I'm putting everyone on your list. I'm putting them on life support. Hold on a second. I just want you guys to know that I gave Leggy force with a cry. That is an accomplishment. That is an accomplishment. I'm going to Hollywood tomorrow, finding the cure for cancer and giving it to Stan Adordi. I swear to God.

Speaker: I shouldn't make fun of this because I actually like Shayna Doherty. She really comes across like she might be a bitch in real life, but I like her. I think she's a good actress. Yeah, I don't think she's a bitch. She just has that kind of attitude. She's got a bitch face. Let's be honest.

Speaker: I don't want her to die. I actually I really hope she doesn't die and and actually it was hard for me to because she just did an interview. She just did an interview where she was like, I don't want to die. And it was heartbreaking. Bring this guy up. Wow. Wow. We are commiserate. This is a super collab.

Speaker: Listen, I know you're a Browns fan. I just killed. I killed him. I've been a Jets fan for 40 years. I'm sorry. I've been a Browns fan my entire life and.

Speaker: I'm not even mad that I just, it was like, Oh, Hey, there's the Browns that I know. And, and I love them. They are a great season. All things considered by quarterbacks injuries out the ass. I'm not even mad. It was an awesome season. Oh shit. Here we go. I'm going to make a cup of tea. I'll be back.

Speaker: Falcons fan, not in the playoffs. Carol Panthers or Steven, the NFL Jets. They went to hell. Cowboys. They're going to choke like they always do. I think I got all your teams and also whoop that ass. First of all, it's about time y 'all got relevant. Second of all, your team, they even make fun of players. About time y 'all got relevant.

Speaker: Wait a minute. It's about time. It's about time. You have a job to do. Did you say?

Speaker: Are you sending in your celebrity death list? It's our new challenge Okay, so we have a list of 10 celebrities that we think will die in 24 no, I can't do that

Speaker: The winner gets to be the Grim Reaper for all of 25. Let me help you out. Actually, I wouldn't because today's actually four years since my dad passed. I'd rather not do it right now. Understood. Understood. You'd rather not do it right now. Kind of how you doing, Helen? How you doing? I know you can probably handle it, but your busy tail's going on, Jeff. This other bitch is going up. Hurry the fuck up. How you got to show him you walk away? Show him that's a good one. He's taking a piss. He didn't know. He just walked down a hole. He's been drinking all night. Yeah, he went to go get more beer. That shit look older than a beer. You clean that shit up.

Speaker: All right. So the question that we had earlier, Tony, and I'm glad you're here because I have the same question for you. If we were all in a plane crash and we had to eat people to survive, would you? And what part do you start with? And would you eat the dick? This is why I took 10 so long to come on the show.

Speaker: Yes, but he's here now and now I've asked the question. Calcock? Nah. No, no, no, no. We're all on a plane. Okay. And the seventh member of the plane does not survive. The six of us survived. So it's kind of like, you know, the movie a lot. Okay. The seventh member is lying in the snow, dead. Do you eat them to survive? And what part of the body do you start with?

Speaker: And if I if I say, hey, Ted, here, I made you a bowl of dick. Would you like some? Because that's the first thing I'm doing. I think I would pass. So you wouldn't eat? No, no, no. No. OK. The dick. OK. Right. Give me like the fleshy part. Give me, you know. Well, in the movie, they did eat the dude's ass. Right.

Speaker: So, because it's the fleshiest part. So you would be eating. And is it, if there was two members dead, a male and a female, who do you eat first? Is it weird that I'm, yeah, see? Somebody, finally! You got to eat the female first. I don't think it fucking matters. If you're on the side of a person, you have to eat the female first. But once again, if it's somebody like Helen, you can eat for a month.

Speaker: I had to ask Tony if he would eat the dick. He reviews his answer. That says he wouldn't eat the dick either. So you guys are the same boat. You're bringing you out of death retirement or achievements. Congratulations to Michigan. I will tell you that because I was pulling for him. It did beat that ass. But your Browns, a little late shit to give today. Just want to let you know.

Speaker: You know, it blows my mind when, when, when people whose team didn't even make the playoffs. You've got like six favorite teams.

Speaker: more recently than the Browns have. The Jets have gone farther in the playoffs more recently than the Browns have. You can't talk shit. Michigan finally just won. Michigan finally just won a championship at the all -in -law. Oh my god. Welcome to Utah. Look at this. Look at this. Holy shit. Oh my god. This is old. How am I, boy? I saw this door open and I walked through it and oh my god. Maybe I should go back out the door.

Speaker: Rich, it is the gateway to hell. So rich, rich and Brian. So Brian and rich, I have the same question. If we all crash on a mountain and there's a dead body there, what part of the body eating first leg?

Speaker: Rich said he was leaving, and he fell off. Rich is like, Deuces, I'm all of a sudden a rock climber. I'm getting off the spot. Screw this team shit. I'm taking the number one. You guys ever seen Cliff Hanger? Watch this.

Speaker: I'm getting out of the mountain. I'm leaving you guys behind.

Speaker: I will say, hey, Brian, I will say congratulations, man. Awesome game by you guys. Our team apparently forgot they had a playoff tonight. I've seen you at all times. Congratulations to you guys. Also. Shoes. For both of our teams, whoever won, I was not looking forward to the path that they have to go through in the AFC to get to the Super Bowl. Well, I mean, we both, I mean, like we were talking about it all week. We were saying like, it's going to be the hat.

Speaker: Like, we both knew that it was going to be a fight because, you know, just the reason, you know, the reason why the must win. So, I mean, yeah, I mean, cause like in the beginning, I'm like, Oh, okay. Cleveland's on the board. We answered back. It was like back and forth, back and forth. Like, Oh, damn. I wasn't back at one after the first half.

Speaker: just left and it was just like, wow, holy crap. What the hell is going on? Flacco, I mean, Flacco has been throwing interceptions ever since pre -signing. He had eight interceptions going into that game and five games. So it was like that. Is this going to be yet another American fucking football? I know. Back to back interceptions.

Speaker: Just waiting for our favorite social path to turn up next. I'm sorry I went to make tea on back. Sorry.

Speaker: I'm gonna come here when the rest of the guys are not up here.

Speaker: Hey, we're always available. What happened? I gotta do is come in the chat and say, where's my fucking leg? It came in and then we all followed Ted and like a bunch of... It's a raid. It's a real time raid. I had to wait till they left. Just swatted us. Brian, by the way, congratulations on the new job.

Speaker: Yeah, congratulations. I don't know if these guys got to see it, Jeff. Would you like to show everybody? Bear with me one second, because I deleted it. Jeff was just like, I got it, because he didn't make the cut. I hope you got it. I hope you didn't make the championship, Brian. Yeah. That way you can get a belt. Yeah. Disco Brian. Bear with me. It's uploading. And I'll show you guys Brian's new job.

Speaker: I'm telling you, this cat looks like Brian. I'm serious. Is this with the midgets? Yes. Micro wrestling? Little micro wrestling. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Here we go. Here we go. 2024 micro full cast roll call. As always, a little miss. The no, me, Nate, the no. Agent of Giants. I'm Olivia. Pinky Shortcake.

Speaker: You know, psycho, Ben Urkel, Michael Suave, Lehigh. Disco Dom, baby. Carolina Reaver. Disco Dom in the house, everybody. We got a real celebrity here, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, we actually have a celebrity on the shelf. Hey, girls. You got work to do.

Speaker: You don't fight on Saturday nights, Mariah? Nah. Nah, I'm like, I'm like big time pay -per -view only. You got your Wednesday mornings at nine? Yeah, pretty much. It's like everybody's busy on the weekend, you know, they have normal lives.

Speaker: I saw that right before the show and I was like, oh, download. I had 100 % download that disco Dom. I feel like little, little person is more demeaning than midget. I agree. Little person.

Speaker: Yeah, you know, as a little myself, does it not cover more like your rather than the friendship between a midget and a dwarf and a whatever, like a little people. There's going to be a garden gnome. You don't see me get offended. Oh, you're a little person. That just feels like that feels more. That feels more hurtful. I don't think we should. Not really. I mean, I get cold. I am the Peter Dinklage of the show. Let's be honest. Why are you getting into any?

Speaker: Oh, Jesus Christ. Somebody's about that. That's a new gift. That's a smile. Fucking show up in my life. and then it's the smirk afterwards. You saw the smirk? I was trying to hide that part. Well, I saw the smirk. I saw that.

Speaker: I got a question for the elders in the room. That's you. That's much younger than Tony and Rich. Is it weird that three the three elders are in the one quarter? Like your whole app of the screen. Yeah, we need to move everybody around.

Speaker: That's only like twenty six, twenty seven. Look how young he is. What's the question, Glick? Why am I going? Why am I being placed in the middle? They're putting out. You're in the middle. He was in the middle with you. Hashtag pivot woman. Oh, shit.

Speaker: I'm trying to move the elders around, you know. You had to be up on the top at one point and we're all exactly the same age. That made more sense. See, if you would have put, if you would have put Brian in the middle too, then it would have been the middle would have been the young one. Just go down right in the middle. No, because Tony's nearly 10 years older than me, so that makes no sense either. He's only 10 years older than you.

Speaker: nine. We don't we don't have a we can't. Holy. If we go by age, we'd have to put the above all of us. Tony's the oldest one in here. Yeah. No, yes. No, he's an 80. Tony was was alive when that when that match volcano was before it was extinct. Tony's Christmas present this year was a coffin. He helped build that that castle. That's eleven hundreds. I'm just saying the walls of Jericho. He walked down.

Speaker: He babysat Jesus. I'm just saying. He was hanging out everything. He got Jesus' dad out of carpentry. Tony, what was it like putting two of every animal on that boat? Damn. I think that was an easy test. I'm telling you, I don't have gas monsieur. What was Mrs. Noah like?

Speaker: This is fun. I'm just saying. You tell me what he was like. My mother, but that's more gross than anything. That's a good boy. I mean, nothing against Connor's mom, but she should be quarantine. She gave birth to him.

Speaker: Yeah. Facts. You're here. It'd be locked up quick. What's the question? Crimes against humanity. There's a reason that I was the last one. Tony, was Big Bang loud? Did you have to cover your ears? I'm just saying.

Speaker: What is the question? I feel like I'm trying to behave myself. It's funnier than a second time. Only when you're drunk.

Speaker: I got a guy that I've literally looked up to since I met him with my band of idiots. I apologize to the offended. I'll get to you next. All I have to say is welcome to the dark side. Yeah, baby.

Speaker: You're still a lightweight because you only have four hours here, Glick. What were you going to say, Ted? I was expecting you to talk about it not being the dark side because I'm here and obviously, you know. No, plus the audience. You always bring somewhat brightness to the show. You missed a joke earlier about me being in Glick's bedroom. Show them what you did, Glick. Yeah. Somehow, Helen's in Edinburgh and Glick's house all at once.

Speaker: She flew over Mexico. You could see it get brighter in the background. Wow, it's like a. I would love to hang out in the shit show, but I got to go. I don't blame you at all.

Speaker: Probably a wife decision. It's date night and my mother -in -law has my kids. I'm going away. Get the kid. Go away. Have a good one. I'm about to have a good night. Have a good one. Well, the good news will be over quick. Hi baby girl.

Speaker: Hey, there she is. She is currently at the bar. She is stopped by her old job to see the two gays who tried to kidnap me and take me home with them. You're here to hear first, folks. I love those two guys. The two guys that were at the bar.

Speaker: I love those two guys. They're awesome. They're like, hey, you're coming home and staying with us. And I'm like, you got to talk to Nicky about that. They're like, nope. Their husband, they're married. Chris, this is kind of like lore form. I know this trick. I invented this trick. Jokes on you. I wrote that book. I'm immune. Gentlemen, what's going on in you guys' world?

Speaker: Ted, what's going on in your world, man? How's your school? Yo, everything's going good. It's just Saturday night. And we saw you up. I was just like, hey, you know what? Got to come up here.

Speaker: especially last week, I turned, I turned on the show. So you guys, I was getting ready to send a comment and I don't know your superpowers that ESPN type stuff happened. And you mentioned me and I was just like, this motherfucker. Hey Ted, does Glick have an Emmy? You were even in there and I started talking about you that I was kind of embarrassed because then you, did you hit a chat and I was like, okay, well, now I. Ted, does Glick have an Emmy?

Speaker: Yes. What's that? I don't think his name is like a porn star though. I saw that clip. Sweet dreams, big boy. ESPN going running wild. Well, I mean, Blakey made a comment earlier, Jeff and I.

Speaker: Uh, we, I said something and then Jeff and I just started dancing and we were both doing the same little goofy as dance. And she was like, it's like perfect synchronization. There wasn't a delay. They both did the exact same thing. Jeff and I do that a lot on this show, but Jeff and I have been friends for 26 years. You got to understand.

Speaker: you know, more than almost my damn near three quarters of my life. I've known Jeff. Mm hmm. You know, we met when we were like 15, something like that, 15, 14. Yeah. But that's the thing. The thing is, that doesn't explain because I don't know you guys that well. And both of you are in my fucking head half the time and say, well, I get yelled at a lot. It's like, get out of my head. I do get yelled at a lot from like.

Speaker: It's just this is how I roll. What's that face 20? Let's see. All right. She is too drunk to figure out how. I'm not. Oh, there she is. She says the only the only the host can add you. Well, me or Jeff. Yeah. I have Miss Mam Junior here. I see that. How are you doing?

Speaker: You know, it's you know, it's snowing outside, right? Yes. Those good deductive skills.

Speaker: I told miss ma 'am junior. She needs to come over and hang out with me. Okay. She can drive you home. Wait, wait, wait. There he is. There's Sean.

Speaker: Hey boo boo boo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jeff, shut your face. I was commenting on what Tony did. Yeah, well, fuck Tony. What's your opinion on my uncle? I don't know who your uncle is. Rick. Rick. Leslie's husband.

Speaker: Oh, I like him. I told her you might have a bromance. Yeah, I like him. I mean, I've only met him once, but I like him three. I'm a great guy. Well, some people love me. Other people hate me. Some people think you're questionable. It's a fine line. It is. That's a great area.

Speaker: Leggy, Hailey loves your accent. Shucks, thanks. It's so good. It's so good. I see you, Tony. I see you, Tony. I see you, Tony. Again, Tony, fuck off. Hashtag born with it. Tony, that's what I was given peacock the whole game.

Speaker: Thomas, wave hello. Thomas is calling you kisses. Aww, how romantical. I told him I was coming here tonight and he's like, no, I miss my friends. I said, no, those are my friends. Thank you very much. And he says, yeah, well, they like me better because I'm a man.

Speaker: back. I mean, I'm just saying in the gay community, I'm popular. That's the best thing that seems like a lot of people in the gay community. Thomas, do you look Chris better than you like me because he's a man and he's sexy? It's not because he's a man and he's sexy. I like you both equally.

Speaker: Yeah, that sounded like a trap. That dude was like, no, no, I'm playing this fucking game.

Speaker: I did warn you that that would happen before you set one up. I did tell you what. Women aren't interested in men's movements in this part. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Hold on. Christopher. What? Tell her yes, she can. Just tell her yes, she can. She wants to follow your OnlyPans.

Speaker: She does not know about that Jeffrey You do realize that it's like a bunch of dudes are gonna subscribe to my only fans right and she's like You're out drinking at the bar

Speaker: Miss ma 'am jr. Should definitely have an old

Speaker: send Brian the link. Hey, Glick and company, I'm going to be bailing out here. I got to get some sleep. I got to get ready. Thanks for coming up, Rich. No, I just want to pop in stuff like that. Good seeing you all. You guys have a good night. Be good. Be safe. Bye, buddy. What's up to you, buddy? There's my lovely fiance.

Speaker: Um, yeah, actually, I think a few weeks back, we, um, she came home from work and we were kind of drinking here at the houses. I was doing the show and came back was here and, uh, uh, Jarvis was here and a couple of other people were here. Uh, we were doing the show on a Saturday night and we got done and we were backstage still talking, like the group of us. And, uh, Nikki was like, you should go live again. And I was like, okay. They were like on Tik TOK or what? And she's like, no, here.

Speaker: So we did like a, um, she actually, she kicked me out of my chair and hosted the show. And she titled it nonsensical nonsense after dark. And I was like, people are going to get the wrong. You guys are going to get a lot of. It was actually really fun. She was, she's very, when she's obviously not at the bar or whatever, she is really good in the, in the driver's seat. Yeah.

Speaker: She ran it and it's not even her thing. Like she doesn't typically, she don't do lives like on her TikTok and stuff like that. And she does little pops ends on here and stuff like that. Um, but she wasn't telling me to shut up and she was very good. I was like, you do realize you should make the after show with her hosting a regular feature. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, she's not really what I like. Most times she's usually passed out by the time we finish. Well, don't go so fucking long. Cut it off in our area. Right. And then let her do it right afterwards. It's only that we go long. Well, and let's be honest, our long episodes. She said our long episodes get the most replays. I hope we come to know.

Speaker: that hit me with that the other day. Our replays on the long episodes are just up there. I was mad that I had to delete last week's Clicks House of Music because it was killing it on YouTube. I couldn't believe how many people listened to it or watched it. Why did you have to delete it? Was YouTube banging away at you? What's that? I said, was YouTube banging away at you?

Speaker: Yeah. So so they so they hit me. So they hit me with with a copyright infringement on a song that I didn't think would have ever been a copyright infringement. Right. Because it was a real obscure song from the 90s. Which song was it? Not a very big artist. So but they allowed me to trim it out. You know what I mean? OK. So trim it out, put it back up. You know, they did everything.

Speaker: Yesterday I got an email that there was another copyright infringement and they wouldn't allow me to trim it out. I had to take the video down or they were going to delete it and give me a strike. So I took it down a few days ago. He did a broadcast and they cut him off too so it's not just you just so you know.

Speaker: What I would do, what I would suggest is did it go on, you multicast it, right? So there's a copy on Twitch. I would download it from Twitch. Right. And then, and then physically cut out whatever it is you need to cut out and then upload it to YouTube again. Um, yeah, no, I, I, I have the video still. So I just got it all downloads to StreamYard.

Speaker: the only downfall and like you know this and tony you know this you guys both do music shows as well and twitch has been busting my balls too because of freaking billy joe fucking billy joe agreed dude they actually took my life down that dude's gangster apparently

Speaker: Honestly, not hard. I honestly don't touch wood. I don't want to jinx myself, but honestly, I don't get any shit. They'll mute certain parts of the video. That's because you play Ross playing the piano. And that dude, that song was... I'm not talking about Jukebox, Judy. I'm talking about my radio show. Oh, OK. If you want to see it again.

Speaker: So it's one of those things if you trim out the music part of it, yeah, and then it's got you talking before and then talking after it and it kind of you kind of lose that momentum. The people kind of listening to it or watching the replay. They're like, what the hell just happened here? I don't understand why they wouldn't just mute.

Speaker: I mean, we're not talking about Twitch, we're talking about YouTube, aren't we? Yeah. Well, YouTube didn't allow me to trim it out. The first song they let me trim out, the second song they wouldn't, it was just take it down. But do you know why that is? Do you know why that happens? Because they're cocks. Right, but do you know why it's different? Do you know why it's different for each song?

Speaker: What happens is YouTube contact whoever it is that owns the rights. The person that owns the rights has the choice of whether or not they want the video completely taken down or they're going to allow it to stay up and they become monetised for it or they want to trim down. They have the choice of what happens with that.

Speaker: Well, to that, I say, hey, Mark Chisna, you haven't done anything in the last 25 years. It might not be him. It might be whoever. Now, here's the thing. It's not necessarily the singer -songwriter that owns the copyright. It's whoever owns the license and things like that. Yeah, like Michael Jackson's on the Beatles. It could be the record label or it could be a third party. He might not have written it or he might have co -written it. Like you don't know who it is that owns the copyright. So it's not necessarily the artist.

Speaker: But I mean, nonetheless, it's OK. It's up on Spotify and it's up on Mixcloud. And I'm actually I'm actually having fun doing the music show. I see why, you know, I see why he got into it and why Tony's doing it. It's just music, music for me. And it's funny for me. It's funny. It's like a very private thing.

Speaker: because music has meant so much to me for so long, it's always been my escape. So for me to be putting the songs out there, like not just doing like, and this isn't a slam, don't take it the wrong way, Tony. Like, Tony did the new edition show and stuff like that. I've always said it and it's not gonna change, I enjoy Tony's music show. I'm doing straight up music that I like, straight up music that,

Speaker: I hear it and it takes me back to a certain time. When I hear the song, I know where I was the first time I heard the song. Everybody experiences that. Your memory is triggered by music and smell. Those are the two most common things. It was weird for me to actually open that door and allow people into that world, but I'm having fun with it, man. People are really digging on it.

Speaker: They're digging on it. They're enjoying it. If you're doing your response, that's what you want. You're going to have fun doing it. Just want to make sure everybody else is enjoying themselves as well. That's not true. That's not true. As long as you're enjoying yourself doing what you're doing.

Speaker: people will find you. That's everybody else. That said this to you two years ago. You will find you. People who see you enjoying yourself and who enjoy the same thing will find you. That's how you grow an audience. You're not trying to cater to what you think an audience will be. You're doing what you're having fun doing and they'll find you. Now the thing with my motivation is slightly different. Like I was approached to do radio.

Speaker: I was actually approached by the radio station to do radio. The thing is, I did that with the caveat of I could play whatever I wanted to play because my motivation is

Speaker: too many stations play the same two dozen songs over and over again on a playlist, an executive decides the playlist, and there are legacy artists who are still producing new music that never get played anymore, and there are new artists that are completely independent that never get heard. So the only reason I decided to do radio in the first place four years ago was only if I can play whatever I want to play. That was the rule.

Speaker: And that's why I wouldn't go work on a commercial radio station, because then the jocks don't get to decide what gets played. An executive decides that, and then you just present it. I'm not interested in that. And you know what I do and what I play. And, you know, at least I'd say at least a third of my radio show is independent artists that aren't on a label. I want to say two thirds, isn't it? Helen, can I actually? Mostly artists are independent. On my radio show, Tony, it's about a third.

Speaker: Well, and can I ask you a question? Are you? Is it a community station or like? So originally. Mm hmm.

Speaker: and when I was asked to do it, it was a community radio station, a community FM radio station. So I don't know what the licensing's like in the States, but over here, obviously, it's off -com, the regulator will give a license to a radio station that will cover a certain amount of area. And the station was down in the border to Scotland in a town called Gal Shields. So I started off doing that. And then when COVID hit, they closed the station.

Speaker: and we had to learn how to pre -record our shows. So I wasn't doing live radio anymore, it was pre -recorded.

Speaker: So I moved to a different station that was closer based in Edinburgh, but it was on the internet, an internet radio station rather than a community FM station. And then I decided to syndicate the show to Vault Radio and 365. I eventually dropped Vault Radio, 365 radio is an internet radio station. It is still a nonprofit community radio station, but it's on the internet so anyone can access it. You're not limited like TD1 radio where I started.

Speaker: People could listen to it on the internet. But if you wanted to tune in in your car or whatever, it was only a small area, people that could actually tune into that. Whereas on the internet, anybody can listen in. The internet radio is really cool because I know Helen and I, you and I were talking about this a while back, you know, behind the scenes. I don't know, about a year and a half or so ago,

Speaker: We got invited, I'm friends with a guy who runs an internet radio station or network, the IRN, internet radio network, Mike Peters. And I was kind of hesitant because there's some heavy hitters on this internet network. Guys that have worked with Howard Stern, there's guys who have been in the business for years,

Speaker: And, um, I was introduced to Mike through Kevin Holly, who we make a lot of fun of Kevin Holly, but Kevin knows I got nothing but love for this dude. Uh, he's one of my best friends. We'll talk a lot, but he's down there in Florida. I, and when Kevin was still podcasting and whatnot, uh, now he's chasing a standup comedian or a standup career, which he's getting better.

Speaker: So he gave a podcast and to do stand up and he's getting better for a guy. I'm not going to shoot on anybody who does stand up comedy because it's not easy. I mean, I can go work a room, but I couldn't go up there and do five minutes of content. But anyways, so Mike Peters approached me and said, hey, we'd like to put you guys on the show. We have on the network. We have an opening on Wednesdays.

Speaker: And I was like, yeah, I mean, I guess. So we have a hard time to, you know, we're on Wednesdays from five to eight. We have a hard time keeping that three hour show because if we're having a good show, Jeff and I have talked about it. I'm not going to end the show at three hours. We're not going to pull the e -brake. If we're having a good show, if we're having fun and we're having a good time,

Speaker: And that's just not me at six hours, because I've learned that if I go over six hours, I can't post it onto the podcast networks. And Mike said, don't worry about it. If you go over, if you go over three hours, we'll break it in half. So Wednesdays we're on there and.

Speaker: out of all these heavy hitters, and I know Leggy's super popular with her mixtape. She's one of the top content creators where she puts that up on 365. In a very quick time, we became one of the top podcasts on the IRN.

Speaker: And it's shocked because, I mean, we literally, everybody that's on there outside of a couple people are heavy hitters, guys who have been in that game long freaking time. That internet radio is no joke. I mean, if you can get the opportunity to be on internet radio, that's where you want to be, especially if it's a group of content makers. And I'm assuming there's other people with 365

Speaker: When 365 was set up, a lot of the presenters that were on 365 were legacy presenters. They had all worked at the BBC back in the day. They were well -known. Mike Reed was on there doing the... They're all well -known UK legitimate presenters. And I was just this little person who had been asked to do community radio on Periscope one day. And actually, I've just posted the link on the

Speaker: on Twitch. That is the video of me being asked if I want a radio show. I was live on Periscope at 9. So if anybody wants to go and check that out, it's like four minutes long. It's in the chat in the Twitch. I've sped bits of it up, but it's quite funny because I'm just like, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not interested. I've got a terrible book. But the boss literally came in and said, oh,

Speaker: sneak double on you there. The boss, one of the bosses you turned up and said, you've got a great voice, would you like to do your own show? And I'm just like, not really. Oh my gosh, I love him so much. No, no, not at all. So, you know, I fell into it, but actually it turns out, it turns out that it's something that I'm actually quite good at. But I'd obviously been working around musicians in the music industry for

Speaker: well, my whole entire adult life before that, you know, music, what you're saying, the same thing, music's always been part of my life. It's always been there. It's always been the one constant, you know? I think that's the one thing in life that the things you fall into, quote unquote, accidentally or on a chance,

Speaker: tend to be some of the greatest experiences like even with my job if i were to go interview for my job tomorrow i wouldn't get it but i fell into it and you know it's just like when with us getting on the irn it's it's not something we were trying to do but we fell into it and it turns out we're we're heavy hitters on there and and just like you on your channel

Speaker: It's not something you were looking for, but you fell into it and it's working. The thing is, I really miss live radio.

Speaker: Like there was a buzz from that. It's hard to explain a certain kind of adrenaline. And also I had the drive down from Edinburgh to Gala Shields each time. And I was always running late and I function like that. You know, I function under pressure. It's weird. I'm always leaving everything to the last minute before a deadline. And that's how I function. So you turn up at the station. It was a three hour show fortnightly. And my third time being on air, was it my second or my third? I think it was my third show.

Speaker: It might have even been my second. Everything went down. Everything went down. The entire desk all went down, right? But it was still live. It was still running live, but I couldn't access. So the system that was set up, and there's a video at the start of my Twitch streams where you can actually see the desk that you're flying, you know, it's a big

Speaker: desk in the studio and you have access to the data bank of all the songs. You've got access to all the songs there. The whole thing went down. I'm on the phone to one of the committee members behind the scenes trying to find out what to do. There's four different PCs. I'm having to reboot everything. The only way I got through that show was I had a box of CDs in my car in the glove box.

Speaker: And I was literally spinning discs between two CD players, you know, swapping them over, playing a song from a CD, swapping it over, playing another one. Whilst I'm under the desk trying to reboot everything, it took about an hour for the system to come back up again. And I swore from that point on, nothing would phase me because if I'd got through that,

Speaker: You know, I mean, I was a newbie. I was a newbie. I was still learning, right? I really didn't know what I was doing. Even my first show, I'd kind of just been left to get on with it. Honestly, I'd just been like thrown in at the deep end. I was expecting there to be someone there to mentor me for a few weeks and they didn't. They just didn't turn up. So I was kind of thrown in it. And then like I say, my third show on air,

Speaker: And trying to, in actual fact, you know, that show's still on my mixed cloud. That's actually still there. Well, we literally see to the walls and then expect you to make it. Wow. Well, it wasn't anybody's fault that the system went down, as far as I know. I don't think that was, you know, I don't think that was intentional. Do all the newbies. Just the fact that I was able to get through it. Like, I wasn't nervous anymore after that. I wasn't nervous anymore. I just threw that completely out the window if I could get through it and thank

Speaker: for having physical copies of music. Thank God for having CDs. Otherwise, I wouldn't have had anything. I had fuck all, because the whole system went down. The whole errand system with everything on it went down. So there's something to be said for keeping physical copies of music in your car. I'm going to have to keep it for CDs. Keep your CDs in the car. But no, I do miss that adrenaline of live radio.

Speaker: But if I was to look for a job in radio, I would be on a commercial station where the music was dictated to me, and I don't want to do that. That won't be fun for me anymore. That sounds boring. Yes, it won't be fun for me. I'm only still doing it because I'm enjoying what I'm doing and because there isn't any pressure to do it. There isn't any pressure to do it because it's a hobby. So I'm enjoying it. But I know what it's like to come from doing something that you enjoy that's a hobby and making that your career. I did it with photography.

Speaker: what, 15 years ago, 16 years ago or something. And it changes. I start picking up the camera for fun because you're only, you're only paying, you're only, you're only doing paid shoots. So I don't want the same thing to happen to the radio. I want to still enjoy it. Um, first, first of all, Hey Britt, Britt, you did say you were going to come in. Um, Ted, you, you've been in the, you you've been in the game for, for a while. I mean, like you,

Speaker: She talked about her experience with the technical difficulties. And I got to be honest, I used to get so frustrated and aggravated when we had technical difficulties. Tony and Jeff have seen it. I mean, they've seen it firsthand behind the scenes. I would get so frustrated and aggravated when we would have internet issues or I would have internet issues or whatever. Again, my favorite show that I listen to every morning is the Mike Alta show.

Speaker: And I've listened to him forever now, close to 10 years. And they have a lot of issues. And sometimes they power out, because Mike, he broadcasts from his house. And most of the show comes to his house. He has a full -built, he has a full -on studio. But this is a guy who's on a major network. He's making big money. He has a full -blown studio, which he built out during COVID because they weren't doing the studio thing, whatever.

Speaker: um they've had power outages internet issues and stuff like and it was like through listening to that show it was like look this guy's this guy's huge there's this guy who has who has been on xm he's worked with big name

Speaker: radio shows, you know, blah, blah, blah. And they still have technical issues. I shouldn't get mad at it. I should just roll with the punches. And that's where it was kind of like, okay. And again, Tony and Jeff, no, I used to get so mad, not at them, but at like the technical situations. And then it was like, all right, these big guys who are making millions of dollars a year,

Speaker: and doing this professionally, they have the same issues we're having. Let's just roll with the punches. I got to stop getting aggravated and frustrated. But what I was going to ask you said, um, you've been doing this for a very long time. Yeah. Not a shot at you being old. Cause again, this year over 30 at the end of the day. Right. Right. Right. Have you ever, and this is more of a curiosity question. And then also.

Speaker: a secondary question of, have you ever been on like public, like a radio station or anything like that? And also, how did you get through the technical difficulties? Did you just roll with the punches or was it just a matter of freaking out losing your mind? It was like, like you said, thank God she had the music, she was able to keep going.

Speaker: Yeah, like I said, it took me one of one of the guys I look up to the most, even though he's kind of shit on our show a couple of times. Fuck you, Mike Delta. I used to do a brokered show on Sundays at seven p .m. And Helen could tell you when someone says a brokered show, you're like, it's either you're getting paid to do the show or you're paying.

Speaker: do by the hour. So I would purchase the hour. And it used to be, I mean, it was totally chaotic because it's a small radio station and it's like maybe 15 ,000 Watts.

Speaker: anything that you can think of has happened there, had happened there. Like there was a fire with a faulty, a faulty surge suppressor, you name it. And we're live on the air. And I'm like, that's on fire. Look, you know, you just roll with it. And it was,

Speaker: You know, I enjoyed it because it was so this, you know, like what we do now or what we've been doing is, is, is great. But being in an actual studio, you know, either you build something like Helen.

Speaker: or you go to an actual studio, you know? It's either or, you know? And then everything is soundproofed and everything else like that. Well, as well as it can be. I've got a story when you're finished. Yeah. And it was fun. And the only reason I stopped going there, Glick, was because COVID hit. Yeah. We used to go there every Sunday, but it was a small studio and it was with one engineer

Speaker: And, you know, I would have, like I said, 55 minute show because there was an eight o 'clock sports show right behind me. So it's like, you got to clear it. You got to get out the room. You got to do everything you need to do. Next team needs to get in there. And there's like little to no time. The experience is good.

Speaker: because like I said, it gets you prepared when, I mean, Helen knows, and you guys know also when guests don't show up, you gotta. Yeah, improvise, improvise. You know, when guests would be, I would speak with the PR firm and they would say, okay, they're gonna hawk whatever the product is. This new USB -C to HDMI cable, they've created it.

Speaker: and they wouldn't show up or they wouldn't dial in and you're like, great. Okay. You know, so, um, I could talk for days and we'll, we'll talk, you know, another time because I know there's a lot of us up here, but, um, it's a learning experience and it's something where you're just like, yeah, you just roll with it. But being in the studio, there's nothing like being in the studio. There's nothing.

Speaker: You walk in and you are providing the content. Everything else is being covered. You don't have to worry about the phones. You don't have to worry about anything. It's just like before the show. I did because I didn't have an engineer. Oh.

Speaker: It was just me, right? So flying the desk, answering the phone if you're wrong, you know, everything. That's why I was on the phone to one of the committee members asking, what did I do? Because this is fun. Right. So there was no engineer. And when you say small studio, this was like a cupboard on a golf course. Right. This is what it was like. Oh, my bosses.

Speaker: yeah it was tiny it was it was really small and really hot as well and you couldn't have ear cone on obviously because the noise whatever right but I remember specifically um a function because it was a golf course it was I don't know if it was a birthday or a wedding or whatever the f*** it was right but the the building had been rented and I'm in this little cupboard that's supposed to be

Speaker: soundproofed, right, but I've got these kids running up and down the hallway outside banging doors and shit and I'm on air, right, and then they're outside the window screaming and I've already stuck my head out the door and told them to pack it in and they're still running back and forward slamming the doors, so I said on air, apologies for the background noise, someone's kids are out of control and if your kids are on the golf course, whatever it was called, lad over, whatever, do you want them to come and sort them out? Thanks.

Speaker: I actually said that on the air on the show. I don't think I quite said it like that, but it was like, basically, come sort your kids out like that. I'm going with that money, you guys still like that. I'm going with that money. Oh, I never swore. We had an off -com license, Tony, so we couldn't... There was no... Not so much swearing, but your vocabulary is a little bit more extended than what you just... Oh, no, it was very professional. It was like, you know, I did apologize for the background noise, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker: You know, you can probably hear that. And of course, bang wall up in the background whilst I'm on the mic. I'm like, you little shits. You've got to be stern, but be professional. The thing I love about what I'm doing now is because there is no Ofcom license, there's no regulatory body governing that. And because my show goes out after nine o 'clock at night, I can say whatever the fuck I want. Right. So if I want to swear, I can. I don't.

Speaker: But I can, there's nothing stopping me. Whereas when you've got an off -com, when you're being regulated by off -com, you can't swear on air. No. Same thing with us here. FCC. Yeah. Same thing here. Ours is the equivalent to that. Yeah. And that's one of those things when Mike offered us to be on the IRN, I asked Mike, I said, you know, do we have to... We swear like sailors.

Speaker: do we have to change the show? But I said, because we're unhinged. You know, we, we first, we talk about topics that most people are going to shy away from, you know, and we don't care. He's like, no, he said, we're on the internet.

Speaker: I want, I want, I want to not, and he's a fan of the show. He's like, he was a fan of the show even before. And he, and I knew him even before I started this show, I knew him when I was on Periscope. That's when I met him. He was like, no, he's like, I want nonsensical nonsense. He's like, I want the Glick that I met on Periscope. That's why we're putting on here. He was like, do not change anything. And I was like, are you sure? Because I was very hesitant. And then I started listening and there was a couple of shows that I'd already listened to.

Speaker: A couple of guys were very political, very conspiracy theory -ish. There wasn't like show like ours that is, I hate to say this because I don't think we're funny, but we're comedy based and we're uncensored at the end of the day. And Mike's like, no. He's like, why do you think I'm offering you to come on here? Because - But you came on Jukebox Judy one week.

Speaker: and you were so well behaved you were like and you even said you even said to me like you know i'm i'm toning it down and i'm like no just be yourself because again it's the internet it doesn't really matter right but you're trying you're trying so hard and i sometimes swear on jukebox duty i mean i try

Speaker: not to just because I don't know what's going to happen with that earlier stage and there are things happening later in the year hopefully that I can't talk about but that hopefully fingers crossed do you know what I mean so I do try to keep it a little bit more professional but it was just seeing your wee face trying so hard

Speaker: to like real words never heard together. Chris, Chris's we face not happening. That is the biggest oxymoron I've ever heard of my life. I can actually tone it down and tone it back. I've been on Ted show and you know, and you know, obviously Ted does a different show than what we do.

Speaker: So I'm not going to go on there and I'm not going to be full on click. You know, obviously I don't want to go on there and A, make an ass out of myself or B, you know, make Ted look bad because he's had me on this show. And, you know, and I've, I can tone it back, you know, but at the end of the day, you know, you, you,

Speaker: I gotta be me. I gotta be me. This show has been my baby. It was my baby years before it was ever even created. Right. This was the show that I envisioned. This was a show that I wanted. I mean, when Jeff and I first started talking and

Speaker: And Jeff was like, you know, because he was still, he was tiptoeing into the, he was dipping his toes into the water of live streaming and stuff like that. And Jeff and I, and we've said it on here before, Jeff and I were spending three, four hours on the phone.

Speaker: just talking like name two dudes that spend three or four hours on the basis. Basically the show, but only the two of us could hear it. Right. Hey Jeff. I said, Hey Jeff, I want to do a podcast. I've wanted to do it for years. Would you be interested in doing me? He was like, absolutely. He's like, we had, and before he even finished the sentence, I said, it's nonsensical nonsense. You know, when I was on, I was literally leaning up against the Malibu and I was like, perfect.

Speaker: Yeah, my Periscope, you know, I went through multiple name changes when I was on Periscope. When I first started on Periscope, it was just a random title every Saturday night. And then it went to Vape and Chill. Vape and Chill, I vaped and I was in that world. I wasn't like a douchey vape guy who's doing tricks or anything like that. I just

Speaker: enjoyed bathing and I promoted it. I who smoked for 16 years and I started vaping when it first came out and I was able to kick smoking cigarettes like right now. The hardest thing I had was my habits or after you eat or when I drink and then it got to a point where my baby didn't even have nicotine in it. I just enjoyed the flavors. I just

Speaker: and enjoyed vaping. So it went to vape and chill. And then it transformed into the Glick Show. And the Glick Show was kind of doing its thing until Periscope went away. And then I got on TikTok and on TikTok it was, you know, the Glick Show or whatever. And then Jeff and I, you know, got back together again. And after years of not talking and we started this show and I told him it's not sensible nonsense bro.

Speaker: and i told him what we were going to do and how i wanted to do it obviously i don't want to come on here and be you know completely disrespectful we're not going to come on here and and then be like ridiculously racist or sexist or anything like that but we're going to have fun and we're going to be ourselves however if i'm on somebody else's show

Speaker: If I go on jukebox jury with Leahy or I'm on late night parents or, you know, or, or fireman rich, not so much Tony, because I'll be an ass on Tony's show because I can. And there's something he can do to stop me.

Speaker: I know when I gotta bring it back. All right. Let's not be completely unhinged. You can still be. I can still be quick, but not be a complete wild animal. You know, I can still try my little side remarks, my goofy ass comments and everything like that. But it's all about and even like

Speaker: Bye, Brian. Hi, Brian. Fucking assholes. I mean, roughly, if I just. Yeah, I know. Let's see. They have that. If you want to switch with your office. When I would pop into other broadcasts, I would still try to be respectful of that of that street. I was just doing the first place. I agree with that.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: But he yelled at me, I was like, my bad, dude. I won't turn it back next time. Well, yeah, you have the point of when you're on somebody else's show, you want to go with the flow of that show. Which makes sense. That's a respect thing. And Tony, I have a question for you. What was it like when they invented fire? Jesus Christ. I should have put it on the OS.

Speaker: I'm ready for a bed. Fucking fried. But, uh, Brian, you just kind of hanging out, bro. What's going on, man? Just listen to your total legal immigrant. Now it was like family over here watching the game and everything. Games have been over for hours, bro.

Speaker: I know, but then tell him to get the fuck out. My buddy's nephew was all like, you wanted to put one and play me in Madden. I'm like, all right. So then play him in Madden. He's like, no, no, that's not fair. You know how to play. How about we play together on the same team? I'm like, all right. So he's been playing Madden and I'm like teaching him how to play Madden and everything. He said anger. And as a guy who loves Madden, I can't stand people like that. Let's be on the same team. No.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: Like he'll, he'll be highlighted as a cornerback, but then he thinks I'm going to run the ball. So he'll run all the way across and like leaving my wide receiver open. I'm like, Oh, here you go. I call it audible. Like, here you go. Hand it to, uh, I'm playing that off the water shaper. Oh yeah. That's what's up. How's things going, man? Over in your world.

Speaker: That's good. They're making all of us jealous and making them eat more than we should. No shit. The reason why I'm not on Snapchat all the time, Jesus Christ. I don't know if you're on Snapchat or not. No, they don't. Oh, they don't. They don't. No, no, no. I send it to them too.

Speaker: Yes. All the time. This motherfucker with all this meat. It goes from then to y 'all. And then Tony sees it twice. I'm like, if this fool, I wish we lived closer because I would just I would never leave Brian's house. I know. Let's just all move to Brian's house and having cook for us.

Speaker: I mean, we can all buy a house. Let's move into pairs. I'm just going to Brian's house. Like somewhere warm somewhere on the coast. It looks all just all by a house, a big ass mansion. And Brian's going to be our cook and it will all be just, just a bunch of happy animals. Yeah.

Speaker: There's only going to be one person that's going to really vouch for like what type of condiments and everything that I'm going to have because this said person is a fanatic of two condiments that I will not allow.

Speaker: Let's not talk about Tony's eating habits first. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not eating it. No, no, no, no, no. I'm surprised he does. He loves us so much. I'm surprised it's not tattooed on him, but a one in Heinz 57. Tony and his birthday five years old. A one.

Speaker: A1, I'm not mad at, but Hines 57, it's... Although I didn't watch Tony on the show one night make a sandwich, he would've swore he thought he was Gordon Ramsay. He made a ham and cheese and mayonnaise sandwich. And Tony literally acted like he was damn Gordon Ramsay. It was like, it's ham and cheese and mayonnaise bro, calm down.

Speaker: I'm sorry, it was cheese and mayonnaise. It was like the whitest thing you'll ever see in your life. And he was so proud of it.

Speaker: Yeah. But, but apparently though, like at my job though, because my, my department is so fucking bad -ass. Um, we would like, when we would go around, when I will show you guys like the pictures of ribs or brisket, whatever I'm doing, that's cause we're all pitching in. Cause they're like, yeah, it's just so yeah. Cause like other people on my team will like make side dishes and all that other stuff. But I'm like forcefully volunteered to do barbecue. But now because have you not learned anything from Glick? You got to take credit for all of it.

Speaker: the fifth

Speaker: call yourself the barbecue. Trust me, next summer, I'm going to dive into the world of smoking more meat. And they are going to be calling Brian. Shut up. Because I'm calling you on video, chatting you every day. Hey, man, I got this brisket. I got this rack of ribs. Walk me through this. Come on. Yeah.

Speaker: But I mean, but every time we would do like a potluck, we'll walk around the department like asking people like, hey, we're going to do a potluck. Do you want to participate? How often do they do these potlucks? No, it's just that random. We do it at random, but a lot of people were under the impression like,

Speaker: Oh, I have to I have to pay for a plate, you know, and it's like, well, yeah, because the stuff that I have to do stuff that costs money. Yeah, it costs money. But I'm like, come on, guys. So a lot of them don't want to pitch in. There's some that do. They'll just pay for a plate. What do they charge a plate?

Speaker: like 10 12 bucks whatever whatever if it's brisket if I'm doing a brisket I'm like nah y 'all pay me 15 like 15 ahead because I was like brisket there's a lot of work that I have to do for a brisket and then on top of that it's like marinated yeah and then and then on top of that just to keep it warm I bring the sous vide at work and I leave it in the sous vide till we're ready to serve it but apparently

Speaker: Huh? Thank you, Tony, because I was gonna ask the same question. What is it? So basically, whatever meat I'm cooking, I vacuum seal it in a bag. And then I have it in a container of water. And then this little device contraption pretty much keeps it warm. And you have it set at a certain temperature.

Speaker: it's a rule

Speaker: Yeah. So basically that's all I'm like, it's a lot of work that I put in. And then like the other girls that are, that are on my team, like where they make their side dishes, like it's time consuming for them. But a lot of people like, no, no, they all think like, we're, it's, we're doing this and everybody gets a plate. We're like, no, it costs money. No. So apparently a lot of people were a lot, we're a lot all upset and everything. They're like, Oh, how come so so good plate? Oh, cause they paid.

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, it's like some some of them can't comprehend like, hey, you got to pay to play. Yeah. And so I am. I'm terrible. I tell them like, oh, like you want me to barbecue anything else? I was like, you want me to do a brisket? Hands down, you got to give me 100. And like 100. I said, yeah, if you want a good cut, I was like, if you want a cheap cut, yeah, I could get you a $40 cheap ass. But it's going to taste like pot roast.

Speaker: No matter how, no matter how well I do it correctly, all the steps correctly, it's good. It tastes like pot roast because it's a cheap ass cut. Now, Brian, where did you learn all these quote unquote skills? Pot roast, by the way. Just, I mean, just watching a lot of videos and then going to different barbecue, barbecue spots and they're giving us barbecue tours on what they do.

Speaker: Like a lot of work. It is a lot of work. Yeah. But I mean, it, it's, it's, it's, you got an instant gratification when you do bite into it. So I get that. Yeah. Like I said, my, my grilling skills go to throwing something in the microwave. Let's be honest. Now my, my, my grilling skills, I learned that when I worked at salt grass steak house.

Speaker: That's where I got That's where that's where I learned my that's where I got my grilling education and all the thing about Type of cuts of steak how to prepare and then like the food and like the wine to go with the pairing of the food Right, I don't learn a lot that that you know that I always find that interesting I mean, I never want to learn it but I the people that can be like, oh this goes excellent what they You know a pinot noir or whatever the fuck it is. It's like good God

Speaker: Just give me something great. Yeah. I mean, I mean, I mean, I know, I know. I saw sideways motherfucker child. In bullet drinks. Why?

Speaker: a lot of people, a lot of people, you'd be surprised. I mean, way more classier than any of us. Last week. I was like, what was it last week? And when you were on here, you were, you were enjoying a Jack and Coke.

Speaker: I don't drink wine, I don't drink wine or beer. I only drink Jack. If I'm going to have a drink, which I don't do. Jack and Coke in the cans that you can buy at the grocery store or whatever you want to call it. Yeah, the zero sugar. Yeah. She was putting them down. Yeah, she was. Yeah. I had to. Fuck. You would make me fall over, let's be honest. I mean, you. She said I had to.

Speaker: Yeah. I don't think I quite said it like that, Tony. I'll never take our freedom! Oh my god. I'll never take our Jack and Coke! Don't let her lie to you. She had like seven or eight. Easily. No, I really didn't.

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: I love you, Tony. I'll try to be there. I don't even know. Somebody has to, I suppose. What? Love them. Yeah, I know. I love you. I love you, Tony. Say it. Say it, motherfucker. You know you love me. No, I don't.

Speaker: Yeah, he texts me at night. I love you. I love you too, Daddy. I love you too, Daddy. That Wolverine meme, the picture. You are so... Anyway, I'mma holler at y 'all later. Y 'all be good, though, for real. Peace, y 'all. Bye, buddy. Bye. See you later.

Speaker: I saw that shot. I saw that shot. I saw it. I said, I want to address Tony D and he got shook. I just wanted to see what's going on in his world. You know, like I don't, I don't get to talk to these guys very often anymore. You know, I used to talk to Ted and Brian and Brian.

Speaker: Talk all the time. Yeah, we talk all the time. I'm like, what? Jesus Christ, my snapchat. It's like you started talking to me and everybody else stopped talking to you.

Speaker: We have a group Snapchat for the podcast, and Brian and I act like it's our own Snapchat. I go on to Snapchat and it says there's a message here. I was like, okay. You go to open it and it's 400 videos before you can actually see the fucking thing.

Speaker: Yeah, Brian and I talk all the time like because we're doing because we're doing like we're holding and we're like having a conversation. It's like we believe we believe like he's in the comments click. So why don't you address some and you can just I was going to ask you how how how I you know, the music show and all that stuff was going on. You know, I just want to see like because I like I really don't talk to Tony much anymore. Tony and I obviously we Tony used to be a part of the show and

Speaker: It's not any ill world. It just, you know, Tony had a lot going on, um, you know, with everything and it was hard for him to be on the show. Hey, you know, but I, and I truly don't talk to Tony as much. I mean, Tony used to be very active in our group chat and you know, he's not anymore. I just want to check up on him. I just want to, you know, make sure he's

Speaker: Obviously like I asked Brian and I don't know why I asked Brian cause I already freaking know like a four hour conversation. Brian did sit there quietly for about 10 hours while we were all talking. So it was Brian's like, Brian's like, I fucking talk to this Sasquatch all the time. I don't need to be in the room. Yeah. And then, and then if I need to talk to Jeff, I just have to sit in the chair.

Speaker: Yeah. You know, but it was kind of like, you know, I'm just curious about, obviously I want you guys to, you know, we bring people on the broadcasting and the streaming and the podcasting, if, you know, they're legitimate and they're just don't pretend to be influencers or pretend like they're more important to what they really are. Right. I'm curious to know what they're doing and what's going on, you know? Yeah.

Speaker: I watch a lot of the replays of late night parent parenting or parents always told me she yelled at me all the time because I can never get the time to type over late night parents parents um how confusing is that I because I'm retarded just words are hard Brian I'm a big dumb man

Speaker: Look, assess watches. We're not really in the limelight very often. You don't see this on camera all the time and I've changed up the game. Yeah. No, I mean, I mean, I mean like once, once I get a place of my own, I could get back up and running like I used to be. Um, before I got in the oil field, like when I had my apartment, when a lab was around, I was on every day.

Speaker: Like, as soon as I got off work, every day, just talk about, like, on certain days, I'll talk about a subject. And then Friday was just kind of like, eh, hang out, shoot the shit. What's up? So are you, are you, um, and I didn't know this actually. I, I thought you had your own place. Uh, the other day when Cameron was being weird, Cameron's so weird.

Speaker: Uh, Cam is a very good friend of mine. Uh, you guys have seen him on the show. Sometimes you've seen him on the, in the chat. He he's done a lot of work in the past behind the scenes. He's actually booked us some really good guests, Brandon for former, uh, former Clemson tight end.

Speaker: and was signed by the New England Patriots. Chris Cluey, which we brought up before Chris Cluey was a - I saw the Chris Cluey one. Well, I saw one of them. Dude, Chris Cluey was awesome. And then at the end of the show, him and I were talking after the show, even before the show ended, he's like, I'd love to come back. And then him and I were talking after the show and he was like, man, I had fun. This was, it was actually a lot of fun because, you know, I don't want to be,

Speaker: the the

Speaker: He was driving, but he's from the Charleston area and he's still very active in the Charleston community in the football scene. He does flag football and stuff like that. He's like, I got a half hour. And I think he stayed on the show for like an hour and a half with us. Yeah. And later on that night, he messaged me and he was like, I did not expect that you guys were, I had so much fun hanging out with you guys. I had my guy Dizzy who will be coming back on the show, hopefully here very soon.

Speaker: Um, he's on one or two, five of the bone down in Tampa, which is where I listened to Mike Kalta and Roger and JP. I listened to those guys. He's got a podcast. He's got the lazy ass podcast and you know, Tony and he came on the show with Tony and I, and I was thinking it was going to be like dick jokes, fart jokes, having fun, but it got real serious real quick and dizzy shared something with us that he hadn't shared on the air before. Hmm.

Speaker: got it got real deep and it got real serious and and and actually just about a week or so back. Disney shared that and and I read it and we talked periodically and I reached out to him. I'm like, bro. I was like, dude, you have no idea how many and and and I made this specific because you know, men's mental health is kind of a stigma and it's kind of it is you don't really talk. I said you don't understand what you just did today.

Speaker: I was like, you spoke out, shared your story and you changed a lot of men's lives in this area. And he said, subconsciously, I could have never shared it on the show, but coming on with you guys, it gave me that courage when the opportunity was there to express that and share that, that, that side of me that a lot of people didn't know.

Speaker: You know you they can come on here and they don't They're not like oh my god. It's a freaking typical interview And he's gonna ask me the same dumb questions either. They kind of create a safe place We're a safe place so I take that as a compliment Well, she's been

Speaker: That was about something specific though, Jess. She's been indoctrinated. Understood, but yeah, you have come to the dark side, let's be honest. Let's just put it this way, the field of places that I can go seems to have been narrowed and narrowed and narrowed and narrowed. Well, I mean, I know what you mean, obviously.

Speaker: I know that you do, but I'm deliberately not going into specifics, but you know what I'm saying. There are a lot of places that I've had to withdraw from. Literally. I mean, obviously you guys, I mean, most everybody knows Helen and I's history and who had ever thought that we would have become friends. And I do call her a friend. I call her a friend, you know, despite the past. I think she's a pretty amazing person.

Speaker: your checks from time to time. I didn't even pay him to say that. What's that? I didn't even pay him to say that. The checks in the post. Well, I mean, the check balance. You'll get the bill. Check balance. She is actually, you know, I think I think that's what both of us realized is that neither one of us were the monster that way. We were painted out to be for us personally.

Speaker: And that's why we were able to pass, you know, our history and everything like that and actually become friends. I mean, like, I mean, but overall, though, it's just because I mean, don't worry about that, Jeeves. But overall, it's just like a lot of it's just like conflict of ideas, conflicts of interest and all that other stuff. And then people know there was a specific narrative that was being created.

Speaker: And what that led to was a cycle of, so Glick was being fed an additive. I was then seeing the shit that he was saying about me on the show. And it just became like a circle, like a reactor. It was an echo chamber. It was a bad echo chamber. It was intentional. Yeah. And two years of that shit.

Speaker: Yeah. And it was a total game of telephone and it's still continuing. Yeah. That are still lies that are being told. Well, and the crazy thing about it, I mean, and this is where it separates like Brian and I, and even, even Ted and I, if, if, uh,

Speaker: you know, if Ted was told, oh, Glick said this, Glick is that, or Glick is this, or vice versa, and I was told Ted and I have that open line of communication because we follow each other on social media, where I think it's safe to say, you know, everybody knows me, I'm the type of person, if I got a problem with you, I'm gonna be the first one to come out about it. But also at the same time, if I got a problem with you, I'm gonna be the first person to come to you.

Speaker: So if I was being fed a narrative and being fed a story of Ted saying this, that, and the other thing about me or about my show, the first thing I'm going to do is I'm going to reach out to Ted. I'm going to, I'm going to shoot him a message. Hey, Ted, the hell's going on, dude? Like what's up? Now it's up to him to respond or not. If he doesn't respond, then I come on this show and then I go, go at him sideways. Lady and I didn't have that.

Speaker: until recently, in the last few months or so. And when she started talking about an awkward episode, these two get on here and start screaming at each other. Jesus. Tony and I are just sitting there going, well, I guess this is the show tonight. Well, some people do like to just take a, you know, start shit and then take a step back and watch it all go down. Yeah. And she started popping up in the comments and you know, both of us were being a little bit more friendly and this and the other thing.

Speaker: And I made a couple of joking remarks about her blocking me and then she unblocked me and I got to be honest, she was the first one to reach out. Yeah, she reached out to me and then we - Well, I suddenly realized what's been happening. Yeah, and ever since then, we have an open line of communication and we do, her and I talk, we chitchat a lot and chitchat about different things aside from the other thing, but we chitchat a lot now.

Speaker: And that's where we were able to put all that bullshit in the past behind us and let it be asked and develop a friendship. And, you know, I know Jeff enjoys having her here. We enjoy having her here. We enjoy being able to.

Speaker: Well, you're saving a fortune on electricity cause I'm emanating so much fucking light. I know I can, I can dim my screen. We bust her balls just like we bust anybody else's balls and she gives it right back. Right. But, but also it's nice to have a female's opinion. Women aren't that smart and they don't have opinions and they belong in the kitchen. Agreed. Agreed.

Speaker: Them bitches, them bitches and hoes in the kitchen, them flots and bitches should be in the kitchen. The thing is that what I would like to point out to anyone who cares to pay attention is I don't go around talking about other people. I'm not in people's messages. I'm not DMing people on a fucking PR campaign talking shit about anyone, right?

Speaker: but I know for a fact that other people do that. And what I would say is take a step back and just pay attention to who it is that's actually doing the shit talking.

Speaker: I mean, me personally, and yeah, me personally, and I know Jeff, I know Jeff has lived in this world. I can't I can't vouch for Brian or Ted. Ted's got a perfect freakin life. And everything's also trying to rainbows for Ted. How are things, Pete? But.

Speaker: I've been through the mud. I hate to say this, but you know, like

Speaker: our vets, our American vets, our soldiers and stuff like that. They've seen and done things. They've been there. They've lived it. I know Tony's spoken on a little bit with his time in the military. You know, Solon Valor, Jeff, dancing. Wow. I can't help myself. I gotta give him shit. But, you know, Jeff's kind of danced around with his time. I don't talk about my time in the military.

Speaker: You know, dad, I learned a lot of things about my dad and shout out, by the way, pops, just so you know, I still love you. I know you still listen to this podcast. I know we haven't talked in every year, but I still love you. But what happened to happen and it needed to happen. But, you know, I've been through the month. I've gone through, I've gone through and I've seen and I've done shit that I'm not proud of. I don't have time to shit on people. I don't want to buy that guy. It's on people constantly. I got bigger fish to fry.

Speaker: I want to, I'm not just saying it to say it, but I want to support people and I want to promote people. But at the same time, I'm only going to be there for the people that are also going to be there for me. I'm not going to spend all my time, what free time I have, which is very limited.

Speaker: between having full custody of my kids, my fiance, planning a wedding, working full -time, doing this show three nights a week, doing an extra show that I just added. I don't have the time or energy to fuss and fight with people. But at the same time, I'll also take jabs and poke the bear. But I would much rather have the time and energy when I'm doing this show

Speaker: supporting the people who truly want to support what we're doing as well. You know, I don't, I don't want common energy into supporting somebody who is not going to return the favor. You know, it's got to be reciprocal. It's such a douchey thing to say. Scratch my back. I'll scratch your back. It's the way the world should be. But also at the same time, I'm not going to surround myself with a bunch of fake people either because I've been there before and I've been, I've been bit in the air.

Speaker: Excuse me. I've been bitten the ass enough. I don't need to be bitten the ass anymore.

Speaker: I don't care about the support thing, I don't care about that. And obviously I'm watching what I'm saying, but there have been things that have been said even recently, a few months back or a few weeks back that still haven't been addressed. And I know that I need to, I've just had, like you, I've got a lot of shit going on in my

Speaker: personally as well. So I haven't had the time to do that. But if someone's going to slander me or, you know, what's the word I'm looking for? It's like almost like defamation. If somebody's going to put a fucking narrative out there publicly,

Speaker: on a broadcast, call me all the fucking names under the sun and portray me as something that I'm not, it does need to be addressed. The thing is, if I'm going to address something, I'll fucking address it with receipts and that takes time, right? So I know that that...

Speaker: I know that that needs to be addressed and it will be now. I'm going to do a stream addressing it. But the problem is when someone's infiltrate in the friend group or infiltrate in the network of people that I have supported for a long time, that I care about or that I have respect for, and someone's, sure, and someone's infiltrate in that,

Speaker: And then I feel like I can't be around those other people anymore because that fucking person's there. Then.

Speaker: You know the group becomes the neck with the network the world becomes just a little bit smaller and that's that's what I'm but at the end of the day That's fine because it's a new year and I will just be taking a step back and removing myself From quite a lot of people but when you were talking earlier about a safe space That's what I was referring to because there are there are people who I've supported for a long time that you know are now involved with people who are

Speaker: And I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. It's just not fucking okay. It's not okay. And if anybody has any kind of respect, I don't need to be liked. I would like to think that quite a few people have some kind of respect for me. But if anybody would consider themselves as having respect for me, but then they want to fucking hang out with someone who has infiltrated and penetrated and fucking poisoned the well.

Speaker: I'm going to put the word out here. Fucking a sociopath.

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: I don't hang out with anybody for the simple fact I don't have time for games. I got it. It's disappointing. Sorry to interrupt you, but it's disappointing that a fucking narrative was put out there that I'm somehow some kind of stock or I'm some kind of crazy person or I'm some kind of that or the other. And there are people who know that to not be the fucking truth, but still hang out with the person that's putting that slander out there. That feels like a betrayal.

Speaker: What is the what is the the I can't remember I can't think of the word what the mentality is somebody that can talk shit like that knowing that it's a goddamn cocksuck and lie and and and for someone to To continue to hang around that person

Speaker: That's that. I mean, that's that's a good way to get your ass kicked. Let's be honest. I mean, I'm the kind of guy that if I knew if if I knew Chris was talking shit about me behind my back and then he lied to me in the face, I'd punch him in the fucking face. There's a few elements. There are a few elements to it though, Jeff. Right. People who already think poorly of me anyway, it's easier to convince those people. Right. Right. So there's that element. Then there's

Speaker: The build -up and the run -up to... It's 2024. There's no shame. It's only gay if you don't like it. But the run -up to and the evidence that was, you know, the run -up to

Speaker: a situation. Certain people think if they delete or remove something suddenly it's not true, it didn't happen. But I've got copies of all those fucking things that were said in the broadcast. I've kept that, right? So just because you remove something doesn't mean it didn't fucking happen. At the end of the day, right, I'm not going to

Speaker: be almost physically threatened and called a fucking stalker and then not come back and say something. I've been quiet, I've been kind. For the two years that I've known Tony, I've been incredibly kind to a lot of people who have been incredibly fucking unkind to me. And I've done it out of respect for Tony and his friendships with those people. But it's a new year, no fucking more. I'm not tolerating it anymore.

Speaker: So let me let me let me answer. And I want to address this to Ted and Brian. I love that you called me big. Call me a big teddy bear. I love that you call me big, by the way.

Speaker: I'm like a teddy bear. You hang on your keychain, but whatever 100 % truth. I gotta be 100 % positive. Jeff and I have been friends for almost 26 years or 26 years, whatever I have beat this motherfucker down and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and

Speaker: We have we have just worn each other out. We we fucking beat on each other relentlessly. This is the only some bitch that can get away with saying a lot of things that nobody else can get away with saying and vice versa. You know, we're best friends. This is my brother. This is a cat that I literally every conversation, every show before we leave, we tell each other we love each other. But at the same time,

Speaker: I'll beat on him relentlessly. And, and, and he gets me every once in a while. But so, and the hell, you know, you with backlash, 100%. You know, I'm anxiously awaiting it. However, for me personally, you know, and I would like to ask Ted and Brian this specifically, this is, this is where for me, I kind of learned like,

Speaker: I understand that people out there and people are saying things about me. And I kind of just started letting it go. Now Helen's case is a lot different. I 100 % support what her plans and everything like that.

Speaker: I encourage her daily, but for me personally, and I don't know how much hate you guys ever caught because I don't can imagine YouTube guys catching any hate whatsoever. I'm pretty mutual with everybody. I mean, like when other people start talking about other stuff, I'm just kind of like, whatever. And to your point, I mean, kind of like you, like if anything's going on, I would question it, like go to read, go to you directly or whatever. But a lot of times I'm just kind of like, whatever. I ain't got enough time. And then also too, like,

Speaker: I want to jump in on streams and in Ted seen in numerous of times, even a few times on here, I would talk and my phone would go off. I'm like, Oh, I'll be right back. I'm gone for like the rest of the time. And it's like, let's, it's like that shit all the time. It's like, I get back to you. I'm like, I may annoy people about it, but it's like, that's what happens.

Speaker: Like I wanted to jump on earlier. Hey, can we play Madden? I'm like, you've got a life, you know, so yeah, so like, if I, if I, if I don't come in and even though, yeah, I do come in and I don't make myself known like, Hey, I'm here or whatever. Cause it's like shit going on. You guys, you guys see it firsthand, but a lot of times when it comes to like, especially with the other, other people, I'm just kind of like, it's whatever. It's just whatever that gets their day going.

Speaker: but I mean, I'm not, I'm just like, whatever. I mean, even that other platforms, like I would take like a three month hiatus and I'll pop up one day and it's still the same old shit. I'm just like, I've not been there for months, but that's one thing people talking shit there.

Speaker: right in a closed off almost private community which isn't actually accessible to the public that you need to have an invite to be on that platform right that's one thing that's a bunch of fucking troublemakers all in one place that's one thing yeah but someone going on a public broadcast on the internet that can be seen anywhere in the world by anyone and fucking

Speaker: Essentially defaming me that's entirely different. That's an entirely different fucking thing The situation with Helen it was a personal attack and you know outside of all the outside of that my question was with the Let's just call a spade a spade jealous Agree, you know Ted you're doing something you're creating content

Speaker: whatnot, and like I said, I can't imagine you ever facing any kind of hate or anything like that, but if you did, it's more of a, and this is something that I, again, this is another lesson that I've learned with this show, because I'm very, hey, first and foremost, in the ass more times than I can count, I'm very protective of people I call friends. Right.

Speaker: And Tony D, I don't know if you're still listening or not, but there was a situation with Tony that 100 % bit me in the ass and it's still biting me in the ass when all I was stand up for him. All I did actually have his back. Nothing against Tony, but you know, the other individuals involved. That's just me personally. However, I've reached a point where Hey, yeah. Hager's going to hate.

Speaker: make fun of it and let it slide off my back. And it's kind of my question, like Brian addressed, you know, he doesn't really just, he'll dip and he'll be gone. So out of curiosity, and like I said, Helen, trust me, you know, I got your back a hundred percent. That was a personal fucking attack and I cannot wait for you to snap back. I know, I want to. I've been, to honestly, I've been conflicted about whether or not to do that.

Speaker: because I am by nature quite a kind person but I've been kind for quite a long time and I feel like no this needs to be nipped it's like it's like okay the only thing that bullies respond to is force I learned that when I was bullied relentlessly at fucking school four years I tolerated it and then one day I snapped and I broke the little bastard's nose I never got bullied again

Speaker: It takes a long time for me to get there, but it's all they fucking respond to. So that's how I feel. I feel like big, gentle, giant Helen has been big, gentle, giant Helen for long enough. When I get to Edinburgh, I'm going to jump up and give you a big old hug because you need it. I'm going to show up my six foot ladder so I can give you a hug. I love how he says he needs to jump up to reach. To be honest, I come up to your knee

Speaker: I'm curious, Ted, how do you deal with like, if you've ever dealt with it, I can't imagine Ted dealing with this, but how do you deal with like hate or negativity or anything like that? Like, I mean, what do you do with it? So when we were on that other platform, all of us,

Speaker: I would come up once a week, once a week for an hour, hour and a half. And I'd be like, okay, because it was to record a podcast, splice the audio, do what I need to do. And I would dip and I would always hear and see stuff. And I'd be like, okay, what's, what's going on here? What's this community and all this other stuff?

Speaker: And, you know, I tell you guys now, I come up Thursdays and I try to come up on Sundays for listening, for bellkings. Yeah, bellkings. And I've been wanting to come on here and eventually I'll get to Helen's also. You know, so it's like,

Speaker: I don't know. I like, I usually just turn off the noise, you know, if you can, I just turn it off and I'm just like, all right, you know what? I'm not even here for you. I can't. Yeah. And not my clowns, not my circus. The BS.

Speaker: Yeah, I mean that yeah, that's what like saying like like I'd take a three -month hiatus I go back on there. It's still the same old shit. And so yeah, but I mean, but it's just like I it's it's like I'm not entertaining it I mean, I'll like any other thing that goes back and forth and was gonna be like I just do this What what I don't understand as it's stupid

Speaker: And that's what I'm saying as the complete outsider to the the craziness because I don't engage with anybody off the show like I just Watched Helen's show the other day and commented a couple of things for the first time just because it was the first time I caught it, but How's

Speaker: And I'm gonna just, as Chris said, call spade a spade. How fucking much of a loser are you that you're still talking about the same thing that happened fucking three years ago or, you know, and people like that. I'm sorry, I know I have no life, but Jesus Christ, get a life.

Speaker: Right. Well, there's that, but there's also the problem. I know it's easy to say, oh, you don't get involved or whatever. Right. And I'm not talking about you guys specifically. I'm just talking about the problem with that is that there's almost like an enablement then.

Speaker: Right? Because you're basically taking a site. Now, in my situation, and I'm deliberately not naming names, I think everybody in the room knows who I'm talking about, but I'm deliberately not naming names. When that person is around, when that person is around you guys or people that I would normally engage with, I can't fucking be there. I can't be there. So essentially, it feels like a site has been taken.

Speaker: Right, which is completely fucked up. I get the whole everybody. I have to have everybody like me thing that that some people do. Mm hmm. I lost that years ago. If you don't like me, fine. Fuck you. I don't care. I stay as neutral as possible. Yeah, I tried to say neutral. There it is. Turn your camera on, sir. No, no, no, no. Copy that. Copy that.

Speaker: What's up? Sorry. What is? I mean, like, I really mean. You hope it's not somebody who stole the fucking name. Yeah, OK. Right. Which is what I was worried about. Which is what Jess was worried about. Hold on, everybody. Hold on, everybody. One second. Give me one second. Mr. B? Yo. There he is. Just a second. You had to check. I'm sorry. You called me up. I'm not here. This man called me up. You are. Once upon a time.

Speaker: Yo, what's happening? That's my guy right there. What's happening, y 'all? How we doing? Oh, same old shit number B. Oh, I cut off? Hold on. You just caught us in a kind of semi -rant, right? Yeah. Well, maybe we can divert it back to more something more positive rather than... Agree. Get back in the dick and fart jokes. Oh, wow.

Speaker: I'm like, this is the Jeff. I've I've talked to you about about him and with the UFC and the fight, you know, like if there was a an award to be given for somebody who could pronounce the craziest **** names on the planet. Oh, yeah. We need to. We need you when when we go to announce these crazy **** weird names. Yeah. You can like I don't see the bowels. The case like there's forty -seven ****

Speaker: and and and and and and the one letter that's not about and I'm like, it's and he's like, oh, well, actually, it's uh yeah. Yeah. Get it right, motherfucker. or some or something like that. It's like, it's just, yeah, rolls off. Yeah, I know. We were talking that we were talking about haters and how we deal with haters and how we deal with negative

Speaker: I've gotten to the point where, in all honesty, I just don't care. I'm going to have fun with it. I'm going to make fun of you. I'm going to joke. I'm going to poke the bear. That's how, like, that's where we came with the whole lurker thing. You know? Yeah. Lurkers. And not always are we shitting on the lurkers because we have some lurkers that are actually friends of the show. You know, salty dalty. A lot of our Twitch friends, dalty and Jarvis,

Speaker: and K mag and shy shy and you know there's a lot of people that just work on the show because they put it on because they want to be there to support us.

Speaker: And it was like, not all lurkers are bad, but the bad lurkers, you know, let's shout them out. Let's shout out the lurkers. It's not us being assholes. We're just having fun. And we appreciate you guys for putting us on in the background. Or if you are a hater of the show. Fuck you, that's me completely being an asshole, let's be honest. Or if you are a hater of the show and you are lurking on us, there's people. Well, that's my buddy. That's my little alien friend, Sir Pousois.

Speaker: Even Leo gets in on it. I gotta dance around with it. If you're on cantina or airtime, you're lurking and you're broadcasting our show into your little circle of idiots. You're still listening. You're still boosting our algorithm. Oh, you mean that type of lurking. I just thought you'd talk. Lurking and talking shit.

Speaker: Oh, OK. You know, you just sit there and then you're just going to. Right. So you don't say anything. You're just like like Brian does. You're taking notes and reporting back taking notes. Yeah. Yeah. So a lot of that shit goes on. Cantina, whatever you want to call it. I've busted them. I have caught them. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm going to go open the floor in their little circle. And the entire time.

Speaker: shit talking on us and talking crazy. I've got them live on the show. Wow. Oh, nah, man. When we talk about our lurkers, that's what we're talking about. The people who actually enjoy the show and throw us on to get that number there and support the show, you know. Or just hear us tell stupid jokes.

Speaker: you know, or whatever. But at the end of the day, we appreciate all you guys. You guys are awesome. You are listening to our show. You're learning six hours of this show. Six hours has been dedicated to nonsensical nonsense.

Speaker: We're at five hours and 42 minutes right now It was a show I'm sorry off there was a show a few weeks ago I turned it on and started listening and I looked and you guys were all like eight hours and I was like, oh, yeah, I

Speaker: That's the beauty of what we do. I think I might have been in that one, actually. I turned it on. I turned it on just to listen. So you're one of the fucking lurkers. Is that what you're saying to you? The next morning. It was a replay. It wasn't actually a replay. That's the beauty of what we do, is nothing is scripted.

Speaker: Let's be honest. Chris and I show up with like one or two things that we want to. And it's it's been a headline of a fucking news story. And it turns into a two hour conversation. That's the beauty of what we do. Talking about something crazy. And I mean, like, I mean, I think we've been a good what? What? A half hour or so talking about on Helen got a little bit mad at me. She probably wanted to kick me into bills, balls, balls.

Speaker: This is the section where we teach Chris. I don't even know how it came up, but it came up on solicited. Oh yeah. The weirdos who come up here and, and, and, and want to show their dick pic. We talked about that for about a half hour. It was just random spur of the conversation.

Speaker: I mean, hell, the one, the one episode, we did an hour and a half of what to do at each other's funeral. Still one of my favorite episodes. We did two and a half hours on our love for Ryan Reynolds and Kevin Costner. Let's be honest. I mean, basically what you feel in the world is you like the sound of your own voice. That's what you're telling everyone. Hashtag your first day. I've said it multiple times.

Speaker: If I could listen to nothing but my own voice, I'd be in. I'm waiting. That's a beautiful man. I'd kiss that boy on the mouth. I don't know. As a Michigan fan? As a Michigan fan? I'm just going to pull it out there. Tom Brady could have his way with me. I'll suck that man's toes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker: Richard, what a figure we need. Yeah, buddy. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. That was the whole thing last weekend. That is going to be a running joke now. Oh, 100%. 100%. Yes.

Speaker: I mean, I know I know Ted comes to me on Helen's gravestone. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Speaker: I don't know what I'm going to die at this point. I might be able to be tomorrow. I'm pretty sure I can hang out with Charlie Sheen and all that. Like cockroaches are going to be dead. And it's just going to be me, Keith Richards, Mick Jagger, and Charlie Sheen. So what do we do now?

Speaker: I will be on my tombstone. Well, aren't we? Aren't we? Because I am the champ. Let's be. You won't have a tombstone because I'm going to stuff you with a build up air machine. We like when you come down to New Orleans, aren't we going to go like swim with the alligators? Yeah. Are you are you going to are you going to actually come to are you actually going to New Orleans or down there?

Speaker: Basically he's what are you suggesting? That's when he might die like that was I think so Swim with alligators I forget all the conversations

Speaker: Because we've been drinking. But it's just so random. We're talking about white people's shit. We're talking about this. I don't know when I'm going to die. Are we going to start with alligators? There's been multiple conversations at two, three, four in the morning between Brian and I. And we're both still drinking. So my daughter, my oldest daughter, said, Nikki, my fiance, a video,

Speaker: uh, for new Orleans and just told her to, you know, once we get married, push me into the, push me into the water and an alligator will eat me. And I was telling Brian about it one time and I was like, fuck it. I guess we're going to swim with the alligators. And I think we should add an alligator because I think Brian and I can team up as the ultimate tag team and take on some alligators. Yeah. Yeah. Cause we, we even thought of the idea like, Hey,

Speaker: He was like, well, I could probably come down to New Orleans. Like, when is it like, and that's when like alligator season because of swamp people. He was like, we should, like he and I should be a team. Y 'all on your own. Y 'all. Agreed. Okay. So, so, so Ted and masterpiece, uh, here's, here's the thing. Chris has a list of, of animals. Go be masterpiece.

Speaker: Yeah. Chris has this list of animals he thinks he can fight. One of them being a kangaroo. Animals, countries, and states. Well, yeah, he definitely wants to beat the shit out of Boston for some reason. You gonna fight a kangaroo? Yeah, he wants to fight a kangaroo and a black bear.

Speaker: And I want to be there to film it so I can see, so I can show the corner. This is how he dies. First and foremost, I'm roughly about the same size as a black bear, specifically a black bear. I'm not fighting a grizzly. I'm not biting a polar bear. I'll beat the shit out of a koala bear. I won't fight a panda bear because they're so cute and I just want to cuddle them. I'll beat the shit out of a bunny.

Speaker: But a black bear, I would put black bear's axe. I think he's delusional. And kangaroos. Kangaroos are known to - Them fuckers lean back on their tail and kick, boy. Kangaroos drown people. Kangaroos literally spit in water.

Speaker: Yeah. Have you seen the video? There was, there was, there was, okay. Who's, who's dog. This kangaroo had his dog in like a headlock in this. Yeah, I see that. Yeah. Walk up and just knock. He was used to that. There's another video of this, this dude who's got a ketos and the kangaroo had this a keto by the neck in the water. And

Speaker: dude was like, Hey, yo, let go of my dog. You know, I can't do it. I'll start an accident, but whatever. So look at all swollen shit. Had this dog by the neck, this dog under the water to drive them. And my man walked up with a camera in his phone. It just came right in the face. And the kangaroo, the dog

Speaker: I was like, what are you going to do? You want to do this? And the kangaroo dipped. Kangaroos are bitches, man. They're the kangaroos who think they're tough, but they're not tough. Nah, man. You got to be the right kangaroo, man. I'm going to buy a kangaroo. I'm going to go after you, man. I'm going to buy a kangaroo and ship it to Ohio. I swear to God.

Speaker: You're just going to be doing a Thursday show. Blick versus Kangaroo. Yeah, there we go. So that's my plan. When I make enough money, I'm going to buy an arena and just bring in all these animals for Chris to fight. You can announce. I'm just saying. I'm beating the hell out of it. Yeah, JoJo and I will be the commentators. We'll be like, yeah, you guys will be commentators. That's what it's going to be, Blick versus the wilderness. Yeah, there you go.

Speaker: I have I have I have a bet that Chris is going to get rocked. Yo. No, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna get the biggest black bear I can find and feed it raw meat all day long. All Chris has to do is do the wookie choke hold. That's it. Yeah. I don't know how to do it. The problem is the Sasquatch. The Sasquatch. What other animal do you think you could fight? Besides.

Speaker: I'm going to beat up a mousse. I'm going to beat up a mousse. It's the size of a **** SUV. But you have to understand, mousses are Canadian. Yo, that thing is going to toss you. That thing is going to toss you like. And then apologize afterwards. It's going to toss you like a

Speaker: I heard a moose stone cold. He still thinks he can take all of Texas. I pull the intent on wiping Texas off the map.

Speaker: I made an entire country. However, I do want to take him to California and just drop him off. However, I didn't make the entire country my bitch. Yo, Brian, do you hear that? He could go there. Brian will be the exception because Brian will feed him.

Speaker: I need to. I need to actually create a

Speaker: The list is wrong. Say what you want to say, but I made an entire country my bitch. Yeah. Called Canada. Canada fears click. I was going to say like, you can invade California, believe San Diego alone. San Diego is my town. I love San Diego. Okay. Well, we can take out California and we can make San Diego a part of another state. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No problem.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: I don't know if you've seen that video, the old man with the frying pan that hits the alligator on it on the nose. Yeah. That's that's like Chris in like two years. I don't know why you're judging me because Brian is on my is on my bullshit. And he literally said that we're going to find alligators in New Orleans. Wow. And we're going to go and we're if he has enough time to

Speaker: like however long he's going to be there, we're going to try to find a spot where we can go bow fishing. Bow fishing. You know what? I'm not mad at that. Bow fishing, that's pretty cool. That looks fun. Yeah, get like some cross bet, like get like a 60 pound pool of cross bow and just play. I've actually gone bow fishing once and it's a lot of fun. Wow. It does look like fun. I've never gone. I've always wanted to. I see bow fishing. Do they have that in the UK, Helen?

Speaker: Brian, you've gone? I've only done it once. Danobomat. Danobomat, the bowfish is big over there. It's like religion. I also want to try to go noodle it. Noodling, yeah. Well, noodling, that's when they reach in the hole and just pull out a fucking fish.

Speaker: Yeah, but a lot of times though, some people have lost a digit or two because there's a stack. Yeah. They pulling out like 40, 50 pound cat. Okay. So Helen, Helen has never been stabbed with a catfish. The little thing that got on that shit hurts man. Yeah, man. But yeah, fingers, yo, it's fingers.

Speaker: Yeah. Oh, that's no joke, man. Your girlfriend's going to weep when that snapper turtle bite that finger clean off. I'm just saying. It's just a finger and not something else. Well, that's a different kind of fish, honey. There's a YouTube channel called Dear Me for Dinner. That dude does that. There's a guy, his YouTube channel, Dear Me for Dinner, him, his wife, their whole family, like their brother and his, yeah.

Speaker: They go out there and they were doing that though. These things were like giant man. Yeah. They're like the, as big as me. Yeah. Not that big. She's just wrestling these things. I'm like, yo, I saw this chick. She could have been about a hundred pounds.

Speaker: She just a little bitty bikini and she reached in that hole. She comes out her arm is covered in fish. Yeah Yeah, go ahead Let me drop this down are you guys willing to come back and we can do this conversation Oh, I was gonna say like I just said because we got it. We got to keep it under the six -hour mark. Oh I'm gonna shut it down. I'm gonna shut it down

Speaker: All right, Ted Hitch has got to go to bed. He's like 75. I just poured a fresh cup of tea, so I'm not going to bed. She doesn't go anywhere.

Speaker: We'll bring it right back up and we'll all come back in and jump right back into this conversation. Cool. However, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show. We had a lot of our friends in here tonight. Uh, we'll be back one day with a brand new Joe, but tune in. We're coming right back for part two. All right. Cool. Cool.