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Speaker: Welcome to nonsensical nonsense episode three. If you're not already, make sure you go check us out on anchor .com so you can get every episode as soon as it comes out. Also, if you'd be so kind, go throw us a follow the like on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and yes, even tick tock at nonsensical nonsense. And if you'd like to reach out to us, you can always email us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. Enjoy.
Speaker: The live edition version. Yes. We'll try this little live action here and see how that goes for you guys. A lot of you guys come in and interact with us as well. Still have the pre -recording once a week before me. And comment on the stupid shit we say and correct us. Exactly. Exactly. I'm still trying to adjust by camera. Get that shit set up.
Speaker: Yeah, go ahead. So you were saying, you just said you got some big news just yesterday, right? Well, it wasn't necessarily big news is more of a, is a very long lines of the Florida news and the Canada news. So I went to this job interview. And of course the funny thing about the job interview is it was a formality.
Speaker: As I said before it's not who you know. It's it's not what you know. It's who you know down here and The the lady interviewing me knew me you know I literally called her personal phone like hey can I come in she's like yeah sure all right, so I went in and of course I got the job because I knew her and She says oh you need a couple white polo shirts to go to work in perfect all right, so I called my wife I said hey, let's go to Walmart real quick pick up some shirts and
Speaker: And there's a, there's a version of Walmart here. It's called Chudrawi. It's, it's a, I call it the Mexican Walmart. And it's basically just like a Walmart. It's just different brands. And, uh, so we went, we got the shirts checked out and they have a, uh, like a frozen yogurt place there. And it was two for one. She's like, well, let's celebrate. We'll get frozen yogurt. I was like, all right, cool. So we got our frozen yogurt and there's a little food court area that we're sitting in to eat.
Speaker: We're eating our frozen yogurt. We finished him up. She's playing on her phone. And out of the corner of my eye, I see security from the store trying to stop this guy. And this guy keeps telling him, no, no, go away, go away. And security is like, no, no, no, no, no. And I was like, well, that's that's odd. Because this guy was clearly not a Mexican citizen.
Speaker: He, I would easily say he's from South Africa or something. Uh, seriously, dark gentlemen. And I say gentlemen in the loosest term, but, uh, he's got, you know, the, the bags you get when you, uh, like the reusable grocery bags. Yeah. The, uh, everybody's going green. So we've got, yeah. Well, they banned plastic care a lot while back. So, so he's got one of those slung over his shoulder.
Speaker: And I'm once again, I'm not thinking anything about it. So I say my wife, I said, Hey, let's let's get going. We gotta go. Let's get home, get something to eat. And there's sliding doors, you know, they do this. And he goes out just in front of us and we are maybe
Speaker: four feet behind him as we walk out and security pushes past me and goes to stop this guy again. And he reaches into said bag and pulls out a fucking two and a half foot long machete and starts swinging around and he tells the security guard move. And I stepped in between him and my wife and I said, let's go this way. We'll go this way towards the party lot.
Speaker: And so we, you know, got a far enough away and watch for a minute. And then we were like, all right, let's get the hell out of this thing. Go to work. And for the next like 25, 30 minutes, we were like, that's fucked up. And what pissed me off is I didn't record it. Yeah, that's how are you? I mean, that's a golden opportunity. I literally had my phone in my hand. And I
Speaker: I didn't think about a time I was like, well, let's get my wife safe and get the fuck out of here. And what's crazy about it is literally across the street is the police station. So there this guy is just losing. It's a raised platform. So it's like this. You know, there's like 15 steps and then across the street. It's a raised parking lot. And because the the terrain is not completely level,
Speaker: And like I said, I got all the way we got all the way home. Didn't think anything about it except for the fact that it was fucked up. And then I went, fuck, I wish I recorded that. And I was so mad that I didn't. That I was like, oh, my God. That that is I said, I can't wait to tell Chris about this on the fucking podcast is genius. And I made sure not to say anything.
Speaker: I know we talked not live, you know, or not on the podcast because I didn't want to ruin it. But it was, I mean, it is a full on two and a half foot long machete and he's swinging around like he's, he's in game of thrones just rocking out. And I was like, let's go. That's crazy.
Speaker: Yeah, that's insane. I mean, yeah, because you texted me and or message me and started talking about it. I'm like, this jackass is going to forget all about it before we order again. No, that's one of those things you don't forget. You don't forget a dude pulling out a two and a half foot long machete and swinging it out of security guard. But the funny thing is, there's a there's a security guard coming up behind me and my wife and she's she's about as she's about as big around as she is tall.
Speaker: And she sees this guy pull his machete out. And the first thing she says is, oh no. And I was like, in your security? You definitely do not want your security freaking out. And you can hear on the radio, somebody call the cops, somebody call the cops. And I was like, bitch, your security. Yeah. Well, I worked for a company when I first came back home to it while when I just, I just quit almost a year ago.
Speaker: But everybody that was in security there, for the most part, was 100 % non -confrontational. They didn't want to do anything that pertained to any issues with people because they were afraid. Of course, then he had me who didn't care. And one of our other guys was a former Marine, a younger kid who's younger than me, but he did his time and got out. And we're both like, I wish somebody would act the fool up in here.
Speaker: But like my first thought was I gotta get my wife out of this situation and my wife's just sitting there when I saw him pull it out and my wife was staring at her phone and she was like, we gotta go. She wasn't oblivious, you know, cause she was literally in the, in the midst of a conversation, a work conversation. So she had just gotten a message and she looked down and he screams move and she looks up and she's like, Oh,
Speaker: yeah and I said yeah we need to go let's go this way but I was like that's some scan BC Florida shit you know yeah like I said this guy was definitely not a local he was if you were to turn the lights out you wouldn't be able to see him you know he was he was a and he the only thing he really said was move so it's not like he was speaking I couldn't tell what language he was
Speaker: profession in But I'm assuming it was English Yeah, I wish I would have I had a full battery too that's what pissed me off Good. That's some good footage, but I know missed opportunity. Come on, man. I need you to be better Well, it's one of those things it's it's our generation didn't grow up with the phone in our hand So we did we don't think like that
Speaker: And, you know, when, when you see a guy, when you see a guy wave around a machete, the first thought is, well, let's get my wife out of here. So, but no, it was, it was, it was interesting. And today was a lot of BS. I had to run around to all hell's three and a half acres just turning in paperwork for the office. You know, because before you start, you got to turn in like, you know,
Speaker: proof that I'm not illegal and an address, bank stuff so they can do direct deposit and all that stuff. So I had to run all over Hell's Three and a Half Acres, get that done. So today was seemingly uneventful when it came down to anything cool happening. But it was cool for what it was.
Speaker: you're not going to run into cool shit all the time. But yeah, you know, that's not our first thought. You know, you'd be an older because when we were younger, the last thing we wanted was evidence of any of our actions. That's why you look back at like, you know, I have very few pictures from back when I was younger. But the ones I do have all the pictures are like free party. There's nothing more or or or the morning after there. Yeah, there's nothing
Speaker: during or even the day after for that matter during morning morning after is usually somebody sleeping with a bunch of beer bottles around them or yeah or sleeping in a weird position on the hood of a car or something like that but nothing nothing incriminating no now that's everything we gotta make sure we have fish norm and footage and we're gonna go rob a bank let's record our planning and everything the
Speaker: the news the new saying is if it's not on the gram it's a scam you're you're more in touch with these kids than i am i didn't i ain't never heard that i heard that on a movie the other day i heard that a movie the other day and i was like that's catchy as fuck fair enough yeah but yeah it's it's true if it's anymore nowadays if it's not on instagram or on social media in general it didn't happen what's up
Speaker: It's almost a, um, what's called like a, uh, a lie, like you're making it up. If you can't prove it, it's like, my generation, we didn't have to prove it. Everybody was there anyways. If you weren't there, you weren't cool. Yeah, exactly. Well, you know, I was hoping they'd have their comments, uh, synced up on here, but it doesn't seem like they don't know. I've got Facebook pulled up. I could help us run through here.
Speaker: I don't let me pull up my YouTube. Maybe it's it should be posted on there, too. I doubt everybody's watching nobody ever watches my YouTube It's it's one. It's like a fruitless endeavor Yeah That's more of a after the oh no it's live on on YouTube People are gonna watch it live on YouTube I mean even even some bigger people don't don't have a at times don't have a lot of people in their YouTube lives and
Speaker: Oh, that's not true. Adam Savage goes, he gets like hundreds of thousands of views when he goes live. Uh, because he does live builds. Like when I did the 3d wall art build for my, uh, client slash cousin, uh, he does builds like that where he just goes live and builds and talks. And, uh, speaking of which, uh, my, I spoke to my cousin last night, he's going to send me some stuff. He's going to send me some,
Speaker: M2A shirts. So that'll be cool. He's like, Hey, man, I need your address so I can send you some stuff. And I was like, okay, they have merch. I think I like a, like a merch store going on. And I was like, that's awesome. I also talked to Brad Bowden last night. And, uh, we talked about, um, one of our,
Speaker: Um, school day friends. Um, and you don't know who I'm talking about, uh, going to jail. That could be any number of people from our, well, um, he used to fight with tinny a lot. Oh, I'm not surprised. He's been in there for a while. Um, apparently, uh, more meth than I could carry.
Speaker: Wiggy, what's up, dude? I just some of greetings be Wiggy interesting name, but yeah was apparently Dude had a barbershop for a while and then Started dealing meth I guess And got busted with like a lot To be found
Speaker: Well, my assumption is is with the pandemic he had to keep the Keep the barbershop open somehow with the pandemic thing Which blows my mind because here Everything's open everything
Speaker: Everything's been open here for the most part. We've just had a bunch of, we've just had a bunch of regulations and rules and daddy DeWine had us on a curfew and it's just been silly around here. But speaking of the, speaking of the pandemic, I don't know if you've seen this or not, but there's a guy in Mansfield, Connecticut.
Speaker: He's a middle school teacher and he raised over $40 ,000 to help families in this pandemic. Um, you know, with groceries and holidays, you know, making sure the kids had gifts and everything like that. Yeah. I didn't get a chance to read it, but continue. Now the government's coming after him and then saying that he could owe up to $16 ,000 and income 16 ,031 that's fucked up for, for running a charity.
Speaker: Obviously, it took on more than what he thought it was going to be. I think he wound up helping 125 families, 20 families so they could buy gifts for their children, 31 Thanksgiving dinners, and he was helping pay bills and people's rents. What a fucking nice guy. That is the nicest thing I've ever heard somebody do, and then just get turned around and bent over and fucked. Yeah, exactly. That's messed up.
Speaker: that he did releases 1099 onto Facebook fundraiser. I guess anything, anything more than $20 ,000 is taxable, even if it's charitable. So even though everything went to charity, he's eaten it hard, man. Like.
Speaker: You know, you can't even do a good thing without it biting you in the ass anymore. Well, speaking of taxes, I just watched, have you seen the, I forget, John, I think his name's, uh, I want to say Stamos, but it's not Stamos. Uh, it's the guy I follow on Facebook. Let me see if I can find his page real quick. That's Charlie Kirk. Um, he does these little quick five minute things about whatever strikes him. You know, he talked about.
Speaker: How the elections work he talked about so but he did one on taxes and This girl who's like compared to you and me and him she's like five But she's like 20 something like that and she wrote this book on taxes and you know your income tax How much would you guess your income income tax? How much what percentage would you say you pay an income tax I don't know anything about that shit
Speaker: Well, on average, it's roughly 20 % of what you make. But your taxes, there's so many things that are taxed, it's ridiculous. For instance, if you stay in a hotel, you know, just like the sales tax on that is like 40%.
Speaker: And depending upon which state you're in and where you're at, the taxes are a lot higher. Right. Well, you know, in New York, there's a tax for sliced bagels. I believe bagels are a big deal. If you get a bagel, if you get a bagel that's unsliced, it's one price. If it's sliced, you get another price. Well, it's the same price, but the sliced one is is taxed. And it's your income tax is only about, I think you said like,
Speaker: 10 % of what you actually pay in taxes. They gotta make that money somehow, man. How do you think all those people get rich in politics? Well, yeah. And that just goes to show you that there's, what surprised me is no matter what, the country's still in debt. Yeah. Well, the cool thing about this story is that the community is actually trying to get together and help him out. He's got an accountant that's trying to break it down and
Speaker: and get him some, some break. Yeah. But, um, the community has already sent them. This is about $2 ,000 to help you pay towards the taxes. Yeah. Our government is, is definitely a joke, bro. Oh, which is one thing we try not to talk about, but I mean, that's just, that's just one of the fucked up things that you hear. There's a carbon tax in Canada. Really? Oh yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, the carbon tax is based on what they're trying to do now. They're trying to start that mileage tax. If I'm correct, I think that's basically the same thing, right, G? Good Lord. Well, it might be a carbon footprint tax. Let's say that's all they need is
Speaker: Fucking gas prices are getting ridiculous anyway, so just charge me more to drive my damn car Kilometers gee, sorry, Canada No, that's that's one of the reasons I hear stories like this and I'm like, thank God I live in Mexico. I
Speaker: because I don't pay taxes. I don't have to pay taxes because I pay sales tax, of course, but I don't have to pay income tax or anything like that as a foreigner. And I don't have to pay taxes in the States because I don't live in the States and I don't make my money in the States. So I have zero taxes. Those are all in life. Are they really pops? My old mind says they're trying to do something like that down here, too. Yeah. The mileage tax. Yeah. Well, you know,
Speaker: I don't know because this is obviously the first I'm hearing about it. But yeah, you're talking about these silly rule changes and silly laws. Here's one out of Burlington, Vermont for you. Okay, go for it. Vermont's largest city is banning the use of loud gas powered leaf blowers. Wait, say that again. I missed it. They are banning the use of gas powered leaf blowers.
Speaker: Because they're too loud. Oh my gosh. The city council has passed a phase in ban this week in Burlington. It mandates moving to quieter electric powered leaf blowers.
Speaker: which will require for all departments in August. So they're going to already start to what, three months away, four months away, the city departments and the townships and stuff like that is all going to go electrical. So now you're going to be trying to do street cleanup or, you know, the, the parks and this and the other thing. And you're going to have 9 ,000 feet of extension cords spread out. No, no, not necessarily true. Unless they're because.
Speaker: No, I think it's DeWalt or Milwaukee makes a battery operated leaf blower that is stupid powerful and they make a weed eater one too. Yeah, there's those up. But this is this is that would make too much sense for yeah, well, yeah, or a city to go that route. And they're probably cost more money than it would be to go by a gas power, you know, 9000 feet of extension cords and an actual electric leaf blower.
Speaker: That's going to be in place. I was telling you about that, that those guys I watch on YouTube goon squad, they, they just bought a leaf blower. They needed a leaf blower for their, their house that they're building on their channel. And they found this electric one that came, it was, it was like $300, but it came with the weed eater for free. Yeah. Where the weed eater was another $300 and they, they used it and they said it's stupid powerful.
Speaker: Yeah, they can definitely be powerful. But it gets even better with this because this is supposed to be locked in by May of 2022. And it's supposed to help their pollution is what they're saying. But the same ordinance restricts the noise of electric leaf blowers to 65 decibels. So I don't know how loud the normal leaf blower is.
Speaker: they're saying that gas power. They're not quiet. They're saying gas power ones are 90 decibel. So you're going to restrict it to no more than 65 decibels. According to the CDC, which we all know and love the CDC. Yeah. Cause there's a lot. So they're saying the 65 decibels is about as loud as a typical washing machine.
Speaker: Leaf blowers are about to get real expensive, and there are going to be some companies that are about to make some serious money so that they can meet these requirements. Well, Goon Squad, when they were using that battery powered leaf blower, it was stupid quiet. I mean, they were talking while using it, and you could barely hear it, except for the wind blowing out of the hose. They didn't say the decimal reading, but it was stupid quiet.
Speaker: That's just insane to me. I'm all for, I'm all for the whole battery powered thing, but don't force people to do it. Well, to say it's a noise ordinance, I mean. Yeah. But then you got assholes like me that have trucks with, uh, open headers. Well, it's not even that. I mean, you look at all the other things as well as trucks and, and your car stereo. And then you got, then you got, if you have a barbecue, you're going to, what are you going to do? You're going to put up a stereo system. Yeah.
Speaker: Or if you have a group of people, they could be allowed. So what your next thing, you know, only allowed to have a barbecue as long as you have X amount of people and they have to use their, they did that during the lock. They did during Thanksgiving. Like people were in, in, I believe it was in Canada. G back me up here on this, but in Canada, they had, uh, people calling their name and calling the cops on their neighbors. Cause there's more than six people in the fucking house.
Speaker: Well, it was like that in New York, too. I mean, it was it was. Yeah. And in some of these bigger cities and stuff. Yeah, these are the people that don't understand the concept of snitches get stitches because you want to talk about a war. Call the cops on me once for something dumb like having too many people in my house. Motherfucker, I will burn your yard. I will light your yard on fire and go. I'm calling the HOA.
Speaker: homeowners association on your yard looks like shit I don't know why but it just caught fire but it's oddly right on the property line this guy's not taking care of his yard yes fuck this motherfucker yes communist unacceptable that was my biggest fear about buying his house I was
Speaker: Well, I asked the realtor, I say, hey, is there an HOA here? He's like, no. I was like, OK, OK, we'll take it because I'm the kind of asshole that works on my car, my driveway. And if if it's two o 'clock in the morning and I finally get it running, I'm going to test it. Yeah. When I lived down in Charleston, we had an HOA and they and I used to get letters on my door all the time about the dumbest shit. And it was just like.
Speaker: Some of y 'all really don't have anything better to do with your time, except for sitting, peek out your windows. I got a letter one time because I had a little area. I had a corner lot. So, uh, on the side of my house where it was at one point it was going to be a driveway, but it was never finished. So you just had to ramp. Right. I came home with groceries one time and just backed my car up right up to the door.
Speaker: took the groceries in, came down and moved my car over to the street where I parked it. And that time that it took for me to take the groceries upstairs and unload everything and then move my car, somebody, somebody gave me shit about that and complained. And the later that evening,
Speaker: I went down, I went outside for something and there was a fucking letter on my door, stating that if I didn't move the car from the illegal parking spot, that it would be towed and I would have a fine. And I'm like, what the hell are they talking about? I'm parked on the street where I always park. So I had to call them and I was just renting there, but I had to call them and get into it. I'm like, well, you know, what the fuck are you guys talking about? Towing my car and finding me a park where I always park.
Speaker: there's nothing wrong with and then the lady was like, well, you were parked beside the house. I said, I was there maybe five fucking minutes. Unloading groceries. Yeah. I don't like to walk for her yards. Yeah. I was like, you can take your notice and shove it up your ass. You guys need to find something better to fucking do with your time. And speaking of people that speaking of people that can't mind your own business, I saw a video today on Facebook because while I was cooking dinner,
Speaker: And I like to, I like to, uh, have my phone there and I, you know, scroll through Facebook videos. Cause that's where I get my news. My, uh, well, not going to that, but, uh, this lady, she's, she, uh, these, these two guys are sitting on a train. Now they're taking a train and they're in, you know, they're in their seats and they get the little table in front of them, almost like a bar car kind of deal.
Speaker: And they're drinking coffee and this lady gets her phone out and she's like, because they didn't have their mask on while drinking coffee. And she's like, I got over 70 ,000 followers on Twitter and blah, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, Hey, Karen. Yeah.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Don't you have anything better to do with your time? So you have 70 ,000 followers on Twitter and they all literally just make a complete and not one of them were like, you're an idiot. But the funny thing was, was the conductor. So the conductor comes up and he's like, Hey, what's the problem here? She's like, they're not having their mask on. He's like, well, I'll tell you what, here's what we'll do.
Speaker: If you have such a problem with it, we'll call the cops and we'll have them deal with it. And all of a sudden she was like, well, I, uh, you know, she changed them to real fast. Yeah. It's real. It's a, it's a mind changer. Once the couch get involved in, and then you realize that she was in the wrong, she should have minded her own fucking business. Yeah. She would have literally gotten busted for harassment. And because these guys technically were doing nothing wrong. It's like, if I go into a restaurant,
Speaker: Here, when certain places, if you own any store or any plate, any building, you have to have a mask on, which I'm sure it's the same there, but if you're sitting at a restaurant, as soon as you're at the table, you take your mask off. Nobody cares. You're allowed to take your mask off at the table. If you get up to go to the restroom or when you get up to leave, technically, you're supposed to put your mask back on. Yeah, throw it back on, you know? But I've yet to run into somebody bitching me up
Speaker: bitch to me about masks. Because I literally wait until I'm ready to open the door to the store to put my mask on. And as soon as I'm out that door, my ass goes back off because I'm that asshole.
Speaker: Yeah. Gee, I don't think it's humiliating there, Gee. Gee's in the comments. He said it's humiliating. I can't talk, apparently. The mask. And you can't believe that we have to do it. But I mean. I'll tell you what, Gee. I got the solution for that. Hold on. I got my mask in my pocket. Let me show you this. I got the coolest mask you can get. I'm not going to fully put it on, but check this out. I got to move my mic.
Speaker: but it's a mask with a face on it. Yeah. And I don't, I don't like it. I think it's silly. I think it's dumb, but at the same time,
Speaker: I'm not that big of an asshole that I'm not going to put other people's feelings in mind. Look, if it makes everybody else feel better, it's not that big of an inconvenience for me. I mean, outside of the fact that I wear glasses, which I have seemed to lost my glasses. It might be on my bed.
Speaker: So they get fogged up, but I'll walk through the grocery store and half the time I got the damn thing pulled down under my nose and half off my face. Anyways, nobody says anything. Yeah. My wife is kind of silly, but I mean, you look at, you look at other countries.
Speaker: like China and Japan where their pollution is so bad. And they're - That they've been wearing masks for years. Yeah. Their population is so large. They've been wearing them for years. It's a normal part of daily life for them. So, you know, we'll get past it eventually, but it's just a minor, a major, minor inconvenience for some. And like I said, I got a buddy of mine. His mask says, fuck you.
Speaker: Yeah. And I'm like, well, that's a little too far too much. Yeah. I mean, I thought it was kind of cool. And the coolest thing about it is I can, I bought some pretty cool masks. I got me a couple Cleveland Browns ones. I got me some sports. Well, I'm actually, I'm actually in the process of building one. You're building a mask. Yeah. I'm making the Bain mask from Batman. Oh, geez. Hell yeah. That foam you get for your, your garage floor. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm building it out of that. I gotta find the tubing. My buddy Kevin bought a, I think it was a unicorn mask or something like that, like the full balloon Halloween. He's like, I'm going to wear this. I think this will be okay. And I'm like, you're such a joke. About two years before, well, when did the first Deadpool come out? The first Deadpool movie, when did it come out? Oh man, that's been,
Speaker: Oh, I gotta look it up. Six years ago, something like that. It's finally acceptable to have blackface. I still don't think it's acceptable. I'll say 2016. I'm not going to sign off on that one, G. Yeah, that's all you, G. The views and expressions expressed by our viewers are not views and expressions expressed by us.
Speaker: In 2016, when Deadpool came out, you know, I was a huge Deadpool fan of the comics. So when the movie came out, I ordered from Wish a Deadpool mask. And now I have yet to use it to go into a store because it's a pullover mask. But I've thought about it.
Speaker: Yeah, you've seen it. It's the only positive things you could think of. Well, like I said, if anything, if above anything else, just do it to put others at ease. You know, I do it in common courtesy. Now, a lot of times because I drive truck,
Speaker: I go in and out of gas stations or truck stops. I don't wear a mask. There's a lot of guys that don't wear a mask and they don't say nobody says shit to anybody when you're at a truck stop or gas station in Podungas, Ohio. Yeah. I have been in other places that Wendy's, for instance, is sons of bitches. Fuck you, Wendy's.
Speaker: uh i stood in line i stood in line for like five minutes to order my food just to have this little i'm gonna be nice this little girl behind the counter told me i can't serve you unless you have a mask on i was like you couldn't mention that before i stood 10 minutes ago all this time she's like well we have these masks and it was just a bunch of masks laying on the counter and i'm like
Speaker: Now what the hell sense does that make that you're going to offer me a mask? That's not in a package. It's not sealed. It's been laying on the counter and God knows how many people's hands or germs or whatever else are on it. Little kids touching it. Yeah. But I have to have a mask to order food that don't end, not to mention the fact that I've already been standing here for five or 10 minutes. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense. I was like, it's not that big a deal. I'm not that hungry. I have no problem taking my money elsewhere.
Speaker: like I wasn't trying to be a dick to her but at the same time I was kind of a dick to her it's because I watched a video on YouTube when they first started talking about everything to wear a mask exactly did you see this guy he bought like the lone ranger mask yeah and he puts it on and he goes into the store and the guy's like you gotta have a mask on he's like I'm wearing a mask yeah
Speaker: He's just going to cover your mouth. He says, no, but it's, this is my mask. They, I was going to use that down here, but they, they, they actually call it a cobrebocas cover your mouth. So.
Speaker: Gee, you know, you say I'll trade you a mask, yours is cooler. How many kids are doing that in school? I mean, I saw a meme about that. I saw a meme about that. Honey, that's not the mask I sent you to school in. Well, mom, Jimmy's was cooler and Billy's was cooler than him. So we traded.
Speaker: Fortunately, I don't think my kids have been a part of that. But at the same time, my kids go to where my kids go to school, they've been back in school all year. And they've had zero cases, knock on wood of COVID in the schools. Well, yeah, but your kids are older. But, but like, for some reason, the schools aren't even remotely open here. It's all online learning. Last year. This is great.
Speaker: but it's like, uh, the CDC has even said kids can't get it. Yeah. It's not, it's not cool to have online learning when your parents work 12 hour days. So they go to work all day and then they get home and then they go to school. Yeah. Especially if you're a single parent or whatever, you're trying to come home and do the nightly routine of dinner and you know,
Speaker: this, that, and the other thing. And then you got to sit down for four hours doing schoolwork, especially if you've got multiple kids. I mean, if you don't have the opportunity to sit at home and do the online learning form, it's, it's an absolute nightmare. And, you know, for, for me, you know, my ex -wife and I, we co -parent. So when I had the kids here, you know, again, fortunately they were older. Grade five is hard. Grade one is hard. Oh yeah.
Speaker: It's difficult to express it to a kid. Well, it's not even that. It's just the teachers were so vague on what they want. Yeah. That you it's like, look, I'm already doing your job. Yeah. Help me out and explain it so that I can explain it to them. Don't just tell me, you know, do this, this and this. Well, that doesn't get me anywhere because they're still looking like a jackass. I look dumber than shit.
Speaker: My kids are trying to figure out how the hell I ever got out of school. I've got a freshman, fourth grader, and a first grader. And the one in kindergarten, kindergarten is easy, but still. Color this. Yeah. Well, the hard thing for me is my kids all day long, we speak English in the house. Well, they go to a Spanish speaking school.
Speaker: And they sent they gave me like five books and they're like, they need to do all this. And I'm like, ah, and how would you expect me to teach my kids Spanish? I've only been living here 20 years and I haven't picked up a lick. No, I mean, but it's like, it's not like Mexican history. I don't know shit. Read a book. Yeah, right. Fine one. Fine one in English.
Speaker: Meanwhile, you got those of us in America that you ain't from my country. You better speak English or get the fuck out. I've heard that a couple of times here and I'm like, well, I was, I was raised in the generation where you make the world conform to you. Don't conform to the world.
Speaker: Yeah. And that's pretty much how I do it. It's odd how many people are accommodating to my lack of interest in learning the language. Well, I also think it's the area you're in as well because it's a very tourist area. Heavy, heavy tourist area. Yeah, it's retarded with tourists.
Speaker: I would say 70 % of local speak English. What do you say? I'm not even going to comment on that because that'll just get me in trouble. My wife will hear me or something. I'll get cracked upside the head. You'll see her hand reach into the car. That is funny, though. That is funny, though.
Speaker: Oh my gosh. Uh, I had, I wanted to talk to you about something. I gotta find it here. Where is, ah, that's not it. Speaking of Mexicans. Yes. My girlfriend is currently enjoying some margaritas. Nice. Nice. Nice. I have to find what I'm looking for.
Speaker: No. All right. Here it is. We talked about this for a few seconds as a scan B .C. Victoria Fire is responding to an apartment on Wilson Street to rescue a three year boy trapped in a Murphy bed. I don't understand how they couldn't get him out where they had to call the fire department. A Murphy bed is not that complicated.
Speaker: is okay so just to be sure the murphy bed is the one that literally folds up into the wall oh okay it's not like a a collapsible couch like a convertible couch like okay well i was thinking see what i was thinking it was was one of those one of those ones that you see at the hotels or whatever when you get the bed and it's just they wheel and then they give you a cot yeah it's like folded up and then you know a murphy bed is literally
Speaker: Is literally goes like this and then you got your bed This is this is your bed right here and this is the wall and it just folds up in like it like it looks like a wardrobe and I mean, how hard is it you pull it back down? You're putting a kid in there and then it clearly got That sounds intentional. That sounds like somebody was like, you know, yeah, it sounds like so, you know go jump on that bed Billy and
Speaker: Jump in that bed. See what happens. Keep jumping on that bed. See what happens. Fuckin' tired of you today, Billy. I've had about enough of your shit. This is another one on ScanBC. The police were responding to a 4 ,200 block of Qadar after someone in a vehicle threw hot dogs at the compliment. Compliant. I don't know what it was. Compent. Compent. Hey, Joe.
Speaker: Complex? No, C O M P L A I N A T. Complaint? Yeah, maybe.
Speaker: That's the end of the sentence and so apparently somebody was complaining dude just threw a hot dog out the window so they called the cops It's a hot dog But the police are responding after someone in a vehicle threw a hot dog at a complaint and
Speaker: So somebody comes somebody was like, hey, put your mask on. He's like, fuck you. It's hot. Because he has the other you had the car. He's like, well, fuck you. That's hilarious. This is the that that is the one with a six pack of Corona, the samurai sword. That was funny.
Speaker: Is it was that the guy that was walking down the street with no pants on? Yeah, it says it's no, it says police are responding to area of Qadar, one same area, same area as the the hot dog, apparently, after complaints of reports of a male carrying a six pack of Corona and a samurai sword. It's the Walking Dead in Canada. You got to protect your fucking grown man.
Speaker: Help me, my dog. Just break the fucking couch at that at that point. And, you know, I understand how important dogs are to families because they become a member of the family. But at that point, but your dog is stupid. You got a stupid dog. Maybe they got tired of the dog shit and just shoved his head into the back of the couch or something. Good. All right. But I saw what I saw one the other day. That was
Speaker: you can't take any chances
Speaker: How's it going, though? Welcome, welcome. Here's one police are responding to Cedar Hills golf course for two males hitting golf balls at houses from the tee off. They were like, you know, well, like, for instance, they're supposed to hit this way.
Speaker: Yeah. And somebody at the house over there is playing music or something. So they're like, you know what? Fuck this. And they just started hitting them this way because there's houses that way. I was like, that's some fucked up shit. Somebody pissed some boys off. But I saw one the other day. That was. The. Oh, my God. Hold on. Let me read this.
Speaker: Oh, that's just fucked up. Uh, Abbot Ford, BC Cruz, responding for a poisoning hashtag hazmat call. Female patient had an accident with a can of liquid rubber has get flex seal all over her face and her eyes. What? They were huffing. No, no, you know, you know what it is that you heard about that girl that that put gorilla glue in her hair.
Speaker: Uh -huh. Same concept. So dumb. Why would you put flex off? Flex seal. Flex seal, flex all same fucking thing. Well, the only thing I can think of is maybe she stabbed it with a screwdriver or something by accident. No, what that was, never use sunscreen, this loo. No, don't do that. What that was is they were huffing it to get high. Because have you ever seen the people who will huff
Speaker: like spray anything. What they do is they spray it into like a paper bag and then they, and then they huff it. Well, when they're done, they have that spray paint all over their face. So that's more than likely what she was doing was trying to get high. And now she had all that shit on her eyes and, and everything like that. Here's a cute one. They'll get, they'll get, they'll try anything. This is just cute. This is just so cute.
Speaker: West Shore, RSTMP are responding to Spoke and Kangaroo Road for a male dancing in the intersection.
Speaker: I'm assuming walking traffic. I'm sorry. He said that a red light and somebody's got a good fucking song. He gets up and starts rocking out Yeah, I guarantee it's a TikTok video going on speaking of TikTok now that we're almost an hour into this and have yet to mention them Let's go. I'm gonna go ahead and throw out our social media out there if you guys would like. Yes, please
Speaker: go through a follow and a like at nonsensical nonsense on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and yes, great talk. Oh my God. Victoria police are responding to the 800 block of Craig flower road for reports of a male yelling and urinating at passing vehicles.
Speaker: How long ago was that? Oh, that was Canada, wasn't it? Yeah, that wasn't you. No. I think I had more times than I can like to admit to. He's like, hey, I'm trying to take a piss off. Well, that's hilarious. I won't mention any names, but years ago, I had a buddy of mine and we lived here in town and well, we didn't live together. My wife and I lived together at the time and
Speaker: in the house and we used to get together and drink beer and play video games. Well, we were too lazy to walk upstairs to go to the bathroom. So we would just walk out on the front porch. Oh, yeah. Piss break. You go left. I go right. Take a piss. Come back in.
Speaker: And there were several times we would be on the porch taking a piss, but the car would drive by and we'd just be like, Hey, how's it going? And he's like, Hey, what's up? How you doing? Like, is that dude taking a piss? Like two times a morning. I got my dick in my hand standing on the porch. Hey buddy. Well, I do that. I, you know, shit. I went, I was going to last night. My wife was, uh, uh, she went out with her friend. One of her friends is leaving town. They were going to like going away.
Speaker: party kind of thing. And she's like, you want to go? And I was like, no, leave the house. What are you crazy? So I was like, well, I am going to go to the store and I need to get something to drink. So I went to the store, pick up drink and smokes. And I got about halfway there and the section I'm in, there's no houses. It's, it's, it's just dirt piles because they're creating a new road. And it's like 9 30, this is like 11 30, 12 o 'clock at night.
Speaker: And I was like, man, I got a piss. And every time I get ready to pull my dick out and take a piss, somebody would drive by and I'm like, oh, this is retarded. So I had to wait a good, I literally stood there smoking a cigarette going, oh, okay. Finally, after everybody's gone, I found the tree and took a piss. But you can get in trouble for that on the beach. Oh my gosh, I got in trouble for that. Uh, 2002?
Speaker: I almost got arrested for taking a piss on the beach. It was two o 'clock in the morning. It was two o 'clock in the morning. It's not like it was a public area. Yeah, it's not like it was noon or Sunday. It's not like it was noon or Sunday, but it was it was two o 'clock in the morning. I'd left the bar after meeting some girls. And it was one of those times the hotel they were staying in, they won't let you in if you're not staying there. So we're like, well,
Speaker: No, she was. And yeah, you were with her. Yeah, it was weird. Oh, they do that a lot because of the simple fact that's what I used to do. And so we were like, well, let's just go hang out on the beach. Well, we'd been at the bar for like six hours drinking. After six hours drinking, you got to pee. I'm not going to go jump in the ocean. I have.
Speaker: I went to a little corner. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's crazy. But I went to a little corner section that nobody ever hangs out in the best. And all of a sudden two cops come around the corner and I'm sitting there moving my feet around in the sand to cover it up. And they're like, what are you doing? I was like putting out a cigarette. And they're like, sure. You work. Oops. I spilled my beer on my crush. Yes, I did.
Speaker: The beauty of it is, is Mexico is you can pretty much get away with anything for 20 bucks. So you literally just like, I was like, look here, shook his hand with a $20 bill on my hand. He's like, all right. Oh, I didn't see nothing. Have a good day. Don't do it again. Like, all right. See you later. Yeah. That's the beauty of Mexico.
Speaker: That's the beauty of being a man is the world is our restroom. Yes, it is. At a time, no matter where we are, we will just take a piss. Whether it's legal or not is a totally different subject. Or a good idea. It's always a good idea. There's never a time where it's not a good idea. I mean, if I gotta go, I gotta go.
Speaker: Hold on one second. No, it's not an idea. You just do it. No, it's the beauty of our podcast. OK, from me to me. Only only here will. Yeah, I got it. I got to walk up and start talking to my co -host. Yeah. Yeah. Unfortunately, he's asking me to help him move his car. His car died.
Speaker: Okay. Sounds like a couple. It sounds like a few. It sounds like a lot more than a couple. I used to work security in an apartment complex. I know the conversation you're about to have. Yes. Yes. I'm, I'm trying to avoid it. I'm trying to avoid it. He's, he's a nice guy and all, but it's like, there's sometimes it's like, dude, I'm busy.
Speaker: I can't just drop everything just because you need help because Unfortunately, they think I don't have a life I mean your quote -unquote stay -at -home dad who hates doing all of the stay -at -home dad duties. So yeah Give me give me a few minutes. Go ahead and keep the conversation going with the chat I'm gonna run over here and help him real quick or else. He'll never leave me alone So give me a few minutes. I'll be right back. I
Speaker: So now it's left upon me and my devices to try to keep this thing going. I mean, it's not like we're right in the middle of going alive. That will be then made into audio and actually posted onto our podcast page or anything like that. But this is one of these things where it's tough not to have your co -host
Speaker: right in front of you or right beside you, you know, to eliminate distractions and all that good stuff. But it's in order to keep this thing going, how about I roll into another little silly news article? And I actually think it's kind of a cool idea. I was reading this earlier today because I found this website, it's AP News.
Speaker: Which everybody uses all your all your radio shows and podcasting and news network says they use AP But they have a whole section called oddities and it's just fun little stories So one of the ones that I've seen Was that in New Zealand? They've decided to lighten the mood at funerals with colorful coffins The this story is about a gentleman Phil McLean's coffin
Speaker: when it was brought into the chapel for his funeral. Needless to say, there were gaps before a wave of laughter rippled through the hundreds of mourners. The coffin was shaped like a giant cream donut. Yeah, putting the fun back in funerals. So this was shaped like a giant cream donut. Now, this is for the benefit of you guys being live. Hopefully you can kind of see that.
Speaker: I can find my camera I may post a picture of it on our Facebook page but this guy there's pictures of Lego shaped coffins he's got putters he's got candy bar wrappers all kinds of just
Speaker: Formula One cars, pianos, surfboards, fire engines. So this has become an extremely popular thing in New Zealand. So I think that could catch on worldwide. I think it would be really cool to have your own unique coffin. They're probably gonna be expensive as hell.
Speaker: Glittering coffins. I can't imagine how much a custom -made coffin like that would cost But I think it would be pretty cool to have plus, you know, like they said it lightens As long as it has what what do you need Wi -Fi in a coffin for? I mean, well, I guess if I was gonna buy a coffin like that I would probably want to get some use out of the wire. We're still alive so I could see why you want to But don't be why why after you did
Speaker: Not unless you, you can always turn your grave, where you're married, or where you're married, where you're buried, basically, when you get married. Your plot into a hotspot. There's an idea, people, you never, now I have visitors. I have no idea why he's sitting in his car. I think his kids and his wife are home, so he's sitting out in his car to kind of go from there.
Speaker: Yeah, right. Same thing. It is what it is. Yeah, it's not much of a difference. But I think that's a cool concept to definitely lighten the mood of such a somber day. Because I've said it several times. When I die, I don't want people
Speaker: Obviously it's gonna happen, but I don't want people crying and and and whatnot come and have a good time and like Fucking hang out drink some beer listen some music laugh joke You know Remember the good shit If there is any for you to remember but a roast
Speaker: come and have a roast over my dead body and roast the absolute shit out of me when I'm dead. That would be awesome. I'll take it. Now, how the hell did I do that? I lost my Yeah, like I did. Yeah, like I said.
Speaker: What happens when you try to do ten things at once And you're left your own devices like Only only on this podcast now There's some of you guys that are watching this and you've seen what happened. I
Speaker: Those that listen to this on Spotify or Anchor or wherever you listen to it, they should be like, what the hell? Did he really just get up and walk out while they were recording? Yeah, that really happened. I was left alone, which is not a bad thing because being live streaming, this is kind of my world, it's where I live in, but kind of left to have one side of the conversation.
Speaker: Fucking to the wall over here. I'm sure my neighbors already think I'm crazy as it is, so. I've seen this and I actually heard this the other day. I just can't get over the funeral thing, the coffins. That's awesome. That really is a freaking awesome idea. It's a really cool concept to have.
Speaker: But I've seen this. Welcome back to the podcast that we're recording. I know, right? Unfortunately, if I didn't do it, he'd stand there all the time going. And then he'd come back all winded and breathing like some kind of weird predator on the other line. Yeah. The clutch burnt out. The clutch burned out on his car. The clutch burned out on his car.
Speaker: Say, is that the, he is dying, right? You'll, you'll never, you'll never see this or hear this song, you know, the life of Joe Rogan or hoping to answer. Yes. It's an interesting funness of living in a gated community where everybody asks you for help.
Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm going to catch my breath. Holy **** It's just a little Nissan Latina. The coffin will get him and we'll we'll do a taco coffin for him and uh then we can we can roast him at history. You know, you know **** Well, I'm a heavy smoker and he's so drunk. He just had
Speaker: And it's like, what the fuck, dude? His battery cable is so loose that I literally took the battery cable off and I'm like, there's your problem. That's why I won't start. Got it started. And then the clutch is burnt out. I'm like, nice.
Speaker: No, I was just reading an article in New Zealand where the coffin maker who's decided to, as G put it, put the fun back in funeral. Nice. And he's making all these specially designed coffins, like one gentleman died and his coffin was a cream donut, but they've got legos and pianos and fire trucks and stuff like that. I saw something about that. In some island, there was guys doing the same thing, but it was like,
Speaker: One that looked like a surfboard on a wave or some weird shit like that. They weren't your standard coffins. My dogs are barking like crazy. Because my neighbor, the guy sitting here is talking on my phone to his wife who has his phone. This is the price of being a nice guy. No matter what, you get bothered.
Speaker: I very rarely get bothered by my neighbors, but I also, they also don't see me very often, but I don't mind helping my neighbors. I know that lady next door, she came over last weekend. She's like, I really hate to bother you. And you can say no if you want, but can you help me bring, I just bought a new bed. Can you help me bring it up for it? She bought a bed for a little girl, just a little, it was in a box. And I was like, yeah, I'll go down there and grab it for you.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I was brought up that you help your neighbors and take care of your neighbors. Which is what I try to do. Which is what I try to do.
Speaker: I got to leave now. All right. I'll see you. Yeah, I know. Right. I really apologize for that, but I've just got an index box to Blake all the duties. Like I said, it's, it's not like I do that all the time. It's a one time thing. Cause the next time I will go, I'm going to do this from inside the house. Cause this is ridiculous because he knows I'm live and still talking loudly.
Speaker: You got to get one of those, one of those rubber BB guns. The BB guns. The rubber bullets. The plastic ones. Yeah. Just shoot them. Start popping fuckers. Right in the ass. Fucker returning to speeding is all true. It's a start coughing. I'm about to. Oh my gosh. It's like it's 10 ,000 degrees. I put this jersey on because I was wearing just a wife beater today after I got home from work.
Speaker: I took my work uniform off and I'm just wearing a wife beater underneath. And I was like, that doesn't look good on a podcast that we're going live on. So I'll throw this on forgetting that it's like three inches thick. I didn't think I was going to be pushing a car either. We're not, we're not like.
Speaker: If we do a lot it doesn't matter what you it's not like we're glamorous. Well, I mean I am I'm a good -looking some bitch. I can't say much for you, but I am not It don't matter what the hell you put on Yes, but I mean I figured me sitting here in a wife beater and in in my car just didn't look good I mean as long as you have clothes on well, that's true You know, that's that's a whole
Speaker: whole another situation. Speaking of, that was actually an unintended, perfect segue into this one. I got this one for you. Speaking of candidates, I need a moment to catch my breath. So getting a lawmaker got caught naked on during the video conference. So they were doing like a zoom meeting, um, going over, um,
Speaker: Uh, for the house of commons, they were discussing whatever they discuss politics and whatnot. And he had just got done working out. And according to him, he didn't realize that his camera was on. He thought he had it off. So he was just changing into his suit, you know, like his, okay. Yeah. His business attire, because they are, they are working, but right. So you put on at least the top half of your body. You put something nice on.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, uh, while he was changing, changing the William Amos, who has represented Quebec district of Pontiac since 2015, he appeared on screen of his fellow lawmakers, completely naked. Assed out. Ready to rock. Yeah. He says he's a perv. Right.
Speaker: He's back. Oh, look, now we got Facebook comments. I don't know who said it. Oh, awesome. Well, they did that the last time when you and I went live, the first time we went live on here, but it says use Facebook users. So we didn't have to actually be on Facebook to find out who said it. But so because of the pandemic, you know, they've been required to participate in their sessions by a video conference, more likely the zoo.
Speaker: They got a screenshot of it. The Canadian press shows Amos just standing, you know, he's now I'm just looking at the little, little picture here. And obviously you can't see his junk and anything like that, but he's standing between the Canadian flag and what looks like, but yeah, the Quebec, he's standing between them at his desk. Just ass naked. Assed out. Nice.
Speaker: And he had, he appears to have a mobile phone in one hand. So it's like, what were you doing with your mobile phone? Why? Because, you know, if I'm coming out of the shower, we're from here by myself at home. Um, you know, I walked from the bathroom to my bedroom, you know, after I dry off, but my cell phone is either a in the bathroom or B in my bedroom on the charger.
Speaker: Yeah, but the skindemic pornhub flagging. Well, uh, if you go on to YouTube, you can put in like, uh, zoom fails. And there's a bunch of people where they're like, they're, you can see they're finishing up their zoom conference. And they're like, well, I'm on the computer anyway. So I'm going to go on to Pornhub and.
Speaker: And you could like, they don't realize the camera's still on and they're getting ready to whip it out. And they're getting phone calls going, why is my phone ringing all of a sudden? I just talked to this dude. I don't want to answer that. There was that representative or that CEO for one of the big magazines or something that got caught just going to town on himself. He was in the middle of a zoom meeting. He was an editor or something for one of the big magazines up in New York. And he was just.
Speaker: Fucking just going I mean he was beating it like it owed him money, apparently Well, I was like, uh, and he was like My mother -in -law she keeps a piece of electrical tape over top her camera. Mm -hmm
Speaker: just because she's she's more worried about the kids using it and somebody sneaking a view of what the kids are looking at the kids. No, but like like perverts or something hacking the phone and I'm like, I'm like, really? You're not to be mean, but you're not that fucking important. Well, it doesn't matter. I mean, it doesn't it doesn't matter if you're important or not, because the thing is, is that a lot of people when they when they hack and whatnot, they're only doing it for money.
Speaker: Right. Oh, yeah, like blackmail style. Yeah. So they can say, can you get an email? Hey, Jeff. Here he comes again. I got these photos of you. If you don't want. Yeah. If you don't want them sent out to everybody, then, you know, send me X amount of dollars. Me personally, I'm like, well, if you hacked in to see that little thing, I feel bad for you. Go ahead and let it out. Yeah.
Speaker: Show it, I'm proud of me and myself. I'm not ashamed. Just don't show what I was looking at. You never know what I was looking at. You said your kids are ugly. You don't have to worry about anything. Yeah, exactly. Nobody wants to say that. A lot of people, they put like post notes over their camera.
Speaker: just for that simple fact, you forget you forget to turn it off. Yeah. I mean, when I'm not on my laptop, Mike, it's close. It's just an instinctual thing. Now, I mean, if somebody hacked into my computer, the most they're gonna see is my lame ass sitting here watching fucking
Speaker: Porn. I like really bad movies, but I like them. Or I'm playing video games. If you've got me playing video games, because I say some horrible stuff to people. I've never really gotten into the whole live gaming thing. I can't get into it.
Speaker: I just, I just had my headset on when I gave him so I could talk to people because I, I have friends that I play with and stuff like that. So this, this story that I was saying Amos there in Quebec, he said in a statement sent by email, it was sent by email because he ain't showing his face anymore. He said, he said my video was accidentally turned on as I was changing into my work clothes after going for a jog. I sincerely apologize to my colleagues in the House of Congress, unintentional distraction.
Speaker: So it sounds like it was a legit mistake. He was like, I want everybody to see my junk. Yeah. They're not, they're not coming down too hard on him, but you know, you, you know, his coworkers, even though they're probably stuffy old, um, you know, over 60 white men.
Speaker: uh, men and women, whatever. But, uh, you know, they're going to, they're going to bust his balls. They're going to break. He'll never hear the end of it. She, she has a new fetish. That's where I get my jollies off on zoom. I found it funny. I found it funny that nobody really uses Skype and Skype does the same thing, but everybody uses zoom.
Speaker: I think Zoom is more user -friendly. I might have a little bit better features because Skype is, from what I know of Skype, and I've used it only a couple of times, it's strictly video conferencing. It's... Right. Or video calls. It's not necessarily setting up for the conferences and stuff like that. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's true. I mean, I've used Skype when it first came out.
Speaker: and when cameras were crap and it was like, what's the point of looking at this anyways? But I don't know if it had the conferencing. I don't know if it has the conferencing ability. Yeah, I honestly, I don't know. Skype is always, can you hear me? What about now? How about now? You're frozen. I was actually really afraid of this app of worried about freezing.
Speaker: and stuff like that. But we've never had a problem with that. You have froze up a few times. I've seen it in the Facebook comments. I think that that comes down to my phone. Yeah, you have froze up.
Speaker: It hasn't affected the sound. So it's not a big of a deal. You know, it's, it's, as long as the sound's still there, I had to check and make sure a couple of times to make sure they can still hear you. So it didn't sound like I was having a retarded one -sided conversation over here. Like when I went to go push that car. Yeah. You're going to have a lag. Um, there's going to be, there's going to be a, um,
Speaker: a a delay between Facebook and here. Um so what you see and even with the comments, it's going to be a little bit of a lag. What we see him, we can still interject with him and interact with him. Now, they're showing up on here where they weren't in the beginning. So, I had actually had my Facebook pulled up and I can see the delay on Facebook because what's on Facebook right now
Speaker: And I don't know what the hell I'm talking about because I'm not listening. But you can see there's a big delay. And I'm here showing Jeff's still good. And he freezes. I know when he freezes. I can see it. I just want to make sure that you guys can hear him and I can hear him. No, I'm not satisfied. I'm still in bother.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, now it's like looking at a picture. Yeah. Now it's getting dark there, G. So, you know, we're in a good, we're in a good. Yeah. I'm waiting to get my phone back so I can actually turn my, my light on to see, but he's still using my phone because he apparently lost his phone. And you need to go to Walmart and they make these little, they make miniature ring lights. I saw those and they, I've been looking at a couple of them. I've been looking at a couple of them.
Speaker: You got your first hater. Yeah. Well, you know, if you, if you got haters, that means you're doing something right. Feel free to send any complaints, uh, to directly to my Facebook, directly to the Facebook or Instagram page or nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: And we'll make sure we address it immediately. You're not hate worthy yet. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not big enough. Okay. Okay. Pardon me. Say enter the contract. Sorry. I don't think we're on Yelp yet.
Speaker: Just just direct the Yelp review Yelp review. Yeah, that's what we need. Make sure you say good things about Glick. Yeah, there you go. Awesome. Jeff's an asshole. Glick's cool. A little fellow Jeff, you know. What bud? He had drunk Mexicans all over the place. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Makes me an asshole apparently to help people.
Speaker: But no, it's one of those things. Dude, my kid's in here now. Like I said, I'm waiting for my phone to get back so I can turn on my lights so you can see me. But he's going through a crisis, apparently. He lost his phone, and he's talking to his girl. She's not home. He doesn't have his keys to get in the house. Kick the door. And that's what I said. Well, he's got a gate on it. I'm like the only one in the complex that doesn't have a gate on their house, because I'm like,
Speaker: I, you don't need a gate on the actual house door because, you know, I have four dogs by all means coming to my front door, not invited. You won't make it three steps. You know, they don't like anybody. You know, my wife, my wife, uh, one of her best friends comes over and we got to know. Yeah, I wish. No, my dogs are middle middle middle sized dogs.
Speaker: They're, they're, they're mutts. El chupacabra. Yeah, that's why we have chupacabras. Speaking of bumper and nonsense. Uh huh. Check this out. Did you, did you hear about this? I read, this was earlier this month and I still laugh my ass off about this. The University of Kentucky.
Speaker: Uh -huh. Guess what they pulled off. What'd they do? They mistakenly sent 500 ,000 acceptance letters to high school students. Nice. Nice. It was for a particular program at the university that usually
Speaker: only accepts about three dozen students. That's about 36 students. They sent out 500 ,000. Oh, my God. That's that'll be a nightmare to sort out because because there's going to be legal legal involved with that. That's the university. Yeah. Oh, my God. Don't imagine if that was you like
Speaker: the the
Speaker: How's this stuff? But if that was your dream to go to that school, to go to the university. And then you'd literally tell all your friends, I got into my dream school. And then you realize it was a mistake. Yeah. And then 24 hours later you get an email and be like, Oh, hey, stupid. Sorry about that. Yeah. Oh my God. That's fucked up. You are definitely not good enough to be in this program. We fucked up. Oh my gosh.
Speaker: Yeah, it said only a handful of them were actually admitted to the program, but still it was for a kid. That's worse than getting me too. And he says, this is a quote, this is a quote for one, from one of the kids. It said, I was like, mom, I just got accepted into the university of Kentucky. And she's like, Oh, I didn't know you applied at the university of Kentucky.
Speaker: And I was like, Oh, I did not know they haven't ended on me. Or he was like, Oh, I did not. No, I see them. I'm getting called from both ends. What dude? Jeff's about to get fucking me too. Yes.
Speaker: Oh my God, I'm going nuts here. Today has just been one one shit show after the other. I'm not editing this. I'm leaving all of this fucker in here. Thanks a lot. I don't know what it is today. Right up over the top of your GPS. There's literally
Speaker: This never happens. You know, my kids know that if I'm on the podcast or going live, leave dad the fuck alone. And then I've told this guy multiple times, if I'm on the podcast or if I'm live, don't fucking bother me. But, you know, he's hammered and and we're pretty sure he's part of the cartel. So I don't I try not to piss him off. But it's getting a bit much set an example.
Speaker: I know, right? I'm put somebody's head on a spike soon. I'm seriously getting pissed. And I'm not the kind of guy that gets pissed a lot. I'm just, and then my kid comes in, wait, can I use your phone? No. I'm just, I'm seriously getting free blow. Nice.
Speaker: No, I'm just I'm flabbergasted that all at once I the shit storm has been on me all day. Since I woke up this morning, I, you know, I went to I had to go to the office. I went to pick up equipment and they gave me a cell phone and they're like, oh, you need to go buy a chip for it. I'm like, OK, so I want to go buy a chip. And that's what I said. I said, wait a minute. I said, give me a chip for it.
Speaker: That's what I said. I argued with them for about 45 minutes. I said, why should I be buying the chip? They said, no, we're going to reimburse you on your first check. I said, yes, but you guys are making money. I don't have money. Hence why I asked for a job. Hence why I came here for a job. And they're like, yeah, but, you know, it's only 150 pesos. I said, yes, only 150 pesos to you.
Speaker: Because, you know, 150 pesos, that's three packs of cigarettes. You know, I can last three days right there. So I went finally. Oh, yeah. What's the American dollar and pesos down there? Twenty to one. One dollar is 20 pesos. OK. I need it. I understand. Yeah, go ahead. Do you understand pesos? I don't understand.
Speaker: I do. After after 20 years, I figured it out. That's better. Wow. That's bright as fuck. I could I could get my tax return back and come to Mexico and be a fucking comfortable. I could be a king. Mm hmm. I'm the king. I'm the new king of Mexico. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Well, well, I ain't got shit. Oh, yeah. Right. Well, let's not go that far.
Speaker: I wouldn't go that far. I'm going straight up, straight old school, blah, drop cool. I'm staking people over on my property. Stupid, bright. I'm bringing G with me. G's going to be my head of security. There you go. I'm trying to get something, something bright enough where it's not so bright that I'm blinded. Turn your, turn your dope light on. I don't have a battery in this car. This is my project vehicle.
Speaker: Will you go away? Good Lord, go away. Do you do you do you see this crap that I'm dealing with? I got the kids here bugging me. They know I'm live. They know I look like an asshole by kids, but it's like. I'm I'm trying to keep it together right now. I'm just I'm that.
Speaker: My body, my right. Yeah. I don't know. Today we throw Jeff under the bus and make him look bad and a horrible neighbor and a horrible coach. I know, right? What the fuck? It's just my week, my day to be shit on every direction.
Speaker: you know, doing everything I can to keep this ship afloat. God damn it. Yeah. And and you know, the bilge pumps aren't keeping up with the water income. You're the guy on the boat that every time I patch one hole, you're punching another one. No, I'm patching the hole. Somebody's punching a hole somewhere. That's what it feels like. I'm in a rowboat that's slowly going under and I'm going to I'm going to look like Johnny Depp and the first Pirates of Caribbean where I roll up and the only thing out of the water is the mast.
Speaker: Yeah. Trust me. I'm speeding down that highway. I'm speeding down that highway at 140. Oh my gosh. So I got, I got, I got one more story here for you. Okay. And then I got something else I want to bring up. We'll try to, we'll try to, I'm going to try to, uh,
Speaker: get past all these interruptions and and all your I think it's finally calm down like my kids finally got the point and he left finally he's now trying to start his motorcycle and the funny thing is the the the neighbor and he's drunk as a skunk like I can smell it I can let him maybe go down the road wreck his motorcycle this is
Speaker: He literally just got over an injury where he wrecked his motorcycle last time and it was like a year. Are you serious? Go away. I'm trying. I'm trying guys. So I got, I got another, I got another fun little story. Go ahead. Tell your story. No, no more neighbor.
Speaker: Neighbor has been banned. No, he's not. My neighbor is my son. He want to use my work phone now. Now, now we're going to cancel your son to cancel culture. I swear to God, I'm going to I'm going to build a shed with a locked door that says go away on front and just lock myself in it for a podcast. Cancel how the neighbor kids are in my yard. Cancel, cancel all of them. Cancel the whole fucking neighborhood.
Speaker: You know, I would be like, I would be upset and I would be annoyed at this if it wasn't for the fact that I have so many friends that do podcasts like this.
Speaker: And you know, they're just they're not they're not the stop big and popular and famous or anything like that But they just do this like we're doing and I've seen the struggles You know two of my really good friends Kevin and Stan. I love those two guys to death down in Tampa Kevin has the Kevin Holly show standing I was just watching the Kevin Holly show the other day. He posted on our Facebook page. Yeah, so
Speaker: I know the issues that Kevin's had from back when they used to record and they're at his buddy's house and he'd have the dogs and everything else and standing Mike and Mike face. They recorded at Mike's house and he had this cool ass dog. So, you know, I can't get mad at it. I can only laugh at it because now I'm in their shoes where I used to break their balls and make fun of them. So, you know, if they had, unfortunately,
Speaker: Unfortunately for me, it feels like we can't get our shit together today. Which apparently is true. I just need a second to. It doesn't help that it's like 300 degrees in this fucking car and I got both doors open. It just, it just, it just adds to.
Speaker: The aggravation. That's cool nonsense. Yeah, let me tell you. We're going to have a special feature every week. It's going to be Jeff's neighbors and kids. No, we're not because this is the last time this will happen because when I get off here, I'm going to feel my wrath. The next podcast will be taken from Jeff's jail cell because he killed his neighbors
Speaker: and his kids and his wife so he could have a free of interruption podcast. Well, if we accomplished anything tonight, G said that we are now his new favorite whites on the Internet.
Speaker: Oh, thanks a lot. I appreciate that. He hit us on the compliment and then kicked us on the back end. That's like a backhanded compliment. That's nice. Well, if we're your favorite whites, make sure you follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and, and, and we're going to have a merch line soon. I'm working on it.
Speaker: Yeah, that's already been asked a few times. I start Jesus. I actually Let us get let us get some get some fucking traction before you guys start Yeah, we have a logo. We have a bullshit logo that I created at 1 o 'clock in the morning when I should have been sleeping Yeah No, I've been looking at a couple logos. I haven't found anything. I'm like super excited about that. I've been willing to discuss about it. I Want some wife beaters
Speaker: that's awesome
Speaker: Just Willie G with a thumbs up pointing at our shirt, our non -existent shirt. I was inspired by Jeff to kick my neighbor's ass. That's awesome. That would just be the topper to this day, let me tell you. It doesn't help that I've been fighting a headache all day too.
Speaker: If she says no twice, it's a double negative. What's up, Bob? What's up, Dad? How you doing, man? Fucking just started doing New Yorker. Hey, how you doing, Bob? I don't know if you can hear that. It's my wife yelling at my kids now. Is she yelling at us?
Speaker: Yeah, she's on his village because it's it's past her bedtime. She's about their bedtime is 730. She's about to get to know. She just told him I'm going to get the chocolate and come upstairs to smack you. Oh, my God, dude. Do you not see I'm busy? Our first live, I spent all. Oh.
Speaker: Well, the problem is, is, is like we listen to my kids and I listen to Harry Potter a single chapter every night when it's time for bed. And we were a little bit late getting the podcast out today because I was dropping off paperwork. And so we're later than I wanted to be. And he's like, are we going to lose Harry Potter tonight? And I'm like, really? You don't see I'm busy. Well, we are.
Speaker: I mean, I need to look at it. We're reaching a point where we can we can call these shenanigans. Shenanigans is a shit show today. Oh, my God. I think three episodes in, I finally got you to learn how to shut the fuck up and let me talk. Well, that's what I saw. That was my plan for today. I was like, you know what? I'm going to I'm going to actually listen as opposed to talk.
Speaker: And I made sure not to not to have anything ready for me to talk about. Well, you can. This is shutting up. Willy G, go over to anger dot com and look at nonsensical nonsense and listen to the first episode to episode two. Oh, my God. It was a lot of me going. Uh huh. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, yeah, exactly. Well, you know what? Hold one second. Hold one second. Willie G. I'm about to make your day because I'm taking up the jersey and putting a wife beater back on. It's too hot. Right, right at the end. If I can get it off. It's like this. This episode has been a really small car. And this is why we print your chords about your life because. There we go. We got the official hillbilly wife beater on.
Speaker: Pippin' ain't easy. You know how to edit all this nonsense out of a pre -recording? Oh, my God. And the fact that it's live on so many different platforms, it's ridiculous. Yeah. And I'm going to be canceled like you read about because looking like an asshole. But but if anybody has seen me go live
Speaker: Haps and my YouTube channel and ever I Go live Not as much as you But I go live a lot and and it's very rare that people interrupt me and my kids know better But once they interrupt once They think it's okay. So they just keep interrupting. Yeah, go give them doctor eyes, man. I
Speaker: I'm about to teach them a lesson, rough them up, you know, old school shake that up. Oh, no, no, you're wrong. I'm not. I'm not one of those parents where it's on, but go stand in the corner and think about what you've done. No, I'm not that guy. I'm not that guy. She said, be the alpha. Make the wife, Peter, but it means something, right? Go lay down the law. This this wife, Peter, that
Speaker: Well, that was quite the interesting turn of events towards the end. Jeff had some distractions, some interruptions, but that's okay. We pulled through. Appreciate you guys hanging out with us tonight. Hopefully you enjoyed the show. If you're not already, go follow us on anchor .com. That way you can check out all the new episodes as soon as they drop. Also, feel free to throw us a follow on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and even TikTok, all under nonsensical nonsense.
Speaker: Also, if you have any questions or just want to reach out to us, feel free to reach us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. Thanks again for listening guys. Look forward to doing many more shows. Hopefully you guys are enjoying them so far. And thanks for bearing with us because we are still trying to get our footing and figure all of this out.
