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Speaker: Feel the empty spaces with nefarious activities I'm being pulled by my felonious proclivities Look in the mirror with such crystal clear lucidity Become more aware of my life's vacant acidity
Speaker: Almost seems amphibious, absence of conscience or deceiving name and city.
Speaker: I need to watch that movie. I haven't seen in a while. I think that's what I'm doing tomorrow.
Speaker: I'm gonna watch that movie tomorrow. But yeah, go ahead and give us an intro. Try to reach the cola here. I'm trying to reach the fridge while I'm cooking chicken. I am mobile today, folks. That is another movie that I love. What's that? Super Troopers. Oh, I love that movie.
Speaker: Which I could even call him a chicken fucker The next person that says fucking shenanigans I'm gonna pistol it I'm telling you ffd Tacoma fd
Speaker: is actually, it's got the guy that plays Farva and the guy that, uh, um, the other white guy. Uh, the one that wears the, the metal couple at the shooting range and super troopers. What's going on? Shut up, Cameron. We just started.
Speaker: Tony Tony Tony says all the time that we should we should distribute a real guy top show or a real guy talk real guy talk. Yeah The locker room just call it the locker room. Oh, Jesus Christ
Speaker: I am trying to you know, this just makes like staring it out makes that much harder now that I enjoyed all those **** groups. Here we go. There's more shares and it's out there more. I'm going to make sure I got my volume down. So, yeah. Anyways, you have to excuse us. We were we were doing some movie talk. Sorry for the late start folks. Uh but it is Saturday. You know what that means? It's nonsensical nonsense.
Speaker: Jeff and I are going to be hanging out. I'm the host. I don't even know how to do this anymore. It's been so long. I know. I'm your host, Glick. That guy right over there, he's frying up some chicken for real right now. I literally am frying chicken today, folks. This is not a joke, not a test. Yeah, extraordinary. Who starts a podcast and fries chicken? Me. As Mark once said. Yes, yes.
Speaker: Well, there's two ways to fry chicken as we've discussed. Yes. But if you're not already, feel free to give us a follow on social media, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, YouTube. It might be, am I missing anything? All at nonsensical nonsense. All at nonsensical nonsense in the case where you want to go ahead and email us. You can do so at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. And ask me how much you can email because I'm curious.
Speaker: don't forget you can get every episode of this dumpster fire on Spotify, Google Play, Apple Play, wherever you get your podcast at. Watch us on YouTube. I did say YouTube. Sorry. I'm not sure. Yep. This game is almost over. Cleveland's rabbit. Hey, Urban Meyer, suck my cock, you bitch.
Speaker: How does it feel to get owned by one of my teams? Sorry, Urban Meyer used to be the head coach for the Ohio State Buckeyes. And then he was down in Florida. And now he's the head coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars. And he's currently getting bitch slapped even after he tried to score points at the end of the first half and put his entire starting lineup in there against our third stringers. And they shot him the fuck down.
Speaker: It's football season, man. Which is kind of funny because my older brother used to tell me, I could take a high school team and beat the Browns, but this is back in the 80s, he used to say that. You know, people say that all the time about different teams and this, that, and the other thing. Like they were saying a couple of years ago, like Ohio State fans always say like, oh, we could, the Ohio State Buckeyes could beat like an NFL team. And it's like, there's a big jump up.
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Speaker: Because that's where I get all my sports information speaking of sports I did watch and I haven't finished it yet again because I got distracted by something else But i'm watching yet again field of dreams And I watched major league yesterday I was going to say are you watching field of dreams because of what the mlb did the other night? Actually, what's funny is my aunt
Speaker: uh posted something today something today about what the mlv did with them coming out of cornfield and and all that stuff with kevin costner and stuff and i was like that that's funny i was actually watching that movie today yeah no they actually went to that ball field that where that movie which is really creepy because i literally for no reason whatsoever i was looking through that that watch series uh
Speaker: Website and I was like, what's a good movie. I need a good sports movie to watch I watch major league and I was like, okay What's another baseball movie? I said I haven't seen That movie in a while that What the fucks it called Field of dream in a while Yeah, I couldn't remember the name. I said I haven't watched that movie in a while. I'm gonna watch that so I actually put it on and Watched it and then this morning my aunt posts
Speaker: What the mlb did and i was like i'll be goddamn I said that's funny because i was just watching that movie
Speaker: It was really cool because they went to the actual, where the movie was, where the movie was fit on that house and that cornfield and everything. And where they built the stadium and everything, they went there. Kevin Costner came out, did this whole speech, which was really cool. And then the players were in like, bikes, old, old throwback. I was, uh, yeah, I saw that kind of white socks and the New York Yankees uniforms and the old Yankees uniforms. I was like, that's really cool. Yeah.
Speaker: So, it was super cool and they're talking about, they're talking about potentially, I hope they keep doing that like every year and have different teams, kind of like hockey does the Winter Classic. And then they also do, and I think it's the Winter Classic, but they play a game in an outdoor stadium.
Speaker: Um, like this year it's type of Bay and Tennessee. Yeah. Uh, it's just one game, but I think this year it's Tampa Bay and Tennessee up in Nashville and they're doing it at, uh, the Titan stadium. Like one year they did it at, uh, the big house where Michigan plays and they do it outdoors. So they build a nice, they build the rink and everything like that in an open stadium. And it's really cool. Um,
Speaker: but uh that'd be kind of cool to see switch speaking of hockey i bought cash a really nice fucking uh columbus blue jacket's hat today he found that we went to the goodwill because my daughter has to wear uniforms for school and it's just ridiculous the prices of new clothes oh no i i i totally get that
Speaker: I mean, I got because I gotta wear like polo shirts. I found down here. Yeah, like they don't have like it's just like you can wear like khaki or black pants or a red. It's like red maroon white or black polos. I want to find in a Ralph Lauren black polo and two red Hollister polos for
Speaker: But he found that hat. It was nice, man. It's a nice flex fit hat. And I was like, yeah, dude, you won. And he said, yeah, it's the blue jackets, dad. And I was like, I don't have insurance, man. He was like, you've got to get one, too. So we both have blue jackets hats. And I was like, I do have one. Remember? He was like, oh, yeah, you do. Take that one. Then he wanted to find it. I'm really serving food, too.
Speaker: Yeah, then he wound up finding a Find it a really cool Cincinnati race shirt too that he wanted. I was like, man, we have the jackpot in the good will today They don't really have a goodwill here but what they have is they have it's almost and they call it a tangy's and what the tangy's is is is literally just everybody is
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Speaker: I'm live. I did. We only did one. There was a flea market down in Charleston that was fucking huge, man. And we'd go up there on the weekends every once in a while and find all kinds of crazy shit. But I like, I'll get a good will for like work clothes and shit like that. But sometimes you sometimes you find some, some really, really cool shit. Like they had a woman's blue jackets jersey at the one we went to.
Speaker: And I was trying to get one of my daughters to get it, but they're like, yeah, we know. Then they had a couple of really cool Michigan shirts and I thought about buying them, but I didn't know if I, if they'd be big enough for me. So I was like, maybe not.
Speaker: like my daughter my daughter wanted an Ohio State shirt right so of course right now they've got all their Ohio State shit like all sectioned off with just Ohio State shit and they had some pretty cool shirts and I found this yeah I found this one it was a Nike no well no I'm not jumping up the prices just they cluster it all together because football season is getting ready to start it is really nice Nike dry fit Ohio State shirt
Speaker: And my daughter was like, no, I like this black, this is like this black, ugly t -shirt. I'm like, really? But look, she's like, I like this one. Yeah, I was like, this one's so much nicer. Like if I was an Ohio State fan, I would buy it. But if I bought it, the only thing I would use it for is toilet paper.
Speaker: And I showed my other daughter, and she's like, man. I like the air fryer chicken, so I had to switch her out of peace. Really? Yeah, well, I've never, that was the first time I cooked chicken in an air fryer, so I tried one piece. You're here, you're alive, just drive. Well, be careful, baby. Don't get lost. Yeah. So, yeah, we had the adventures, turning our lights on, adventures in,
Speaker: it's only preseason but that's a dub baby no speaking of turning your head like i'm literally the the street lights in cancun are insane you can literally go 12 blocks and go shit i forgot to turn my headlights on at at like oh yeah it's ridiculous and i see every time i like i
Speaker: I'll go to the store at like 10 .30 at night to go get cigarettes or something. And I was like, that guy doesn't have his headlights on. He has no fucking clue. You'll see him go get like four or five blocks later and you'll see his lights turn on. He's like, aha, see, you figured it out. There were some areas down in Charleston that were like that.
Speaker: Oh, this is going to sound lovely on the, uh, on the old Spotify and whatnot. Yeah. ASMR chicken. Yeah. Right. I hope you burn your face. I was getting really close there and I was like, Ooh, that's kind of warm. But yeah, there were some areas in Charles walks. They're awesome.
Speaker: There were some areas in Charleston that were like that where just the street lights and stuff like that. It was so bright that I was, I, you know, I was guilty of it a couple of times. Like when I, when I worked at a work in, before I got my, my new truck, because my old truck didn't have the automatic lights on it. Oh yeah. And I was like, am I headlights on? And then you're like flash. It'll be like, I don't know if they're on or if they're off. Are they all? The street lights right here. And since we live in a new sec new section of Cancun in the house.
Speaker: all the street lights are led in their stupid bright in order to tell you have your headlights on you have to look at your dash and turn your your your dash brightness up and go okay because flashing your brights and dims does nothing because it's so bright it's like noon walking down the street at midnight because of the street lights are so bright yeah exactly well yeah it's creepy even
Speaker: Yeah. Well, and that's the thing. I mean, but even, even the other day at work, dude, we've gotten some hellacious storms up here lately. Um, and, um,
Speaker: The other day at work, I was like, are my chocolates on or are my chocolates not on? I was so confused. Both my vehicles are 99 and 97. Now, the 99 has automatic headlights, but the sensor doesn't work anymore because it's a 99. They just sit off where the eclipse, they're like, automatic headlights? What the fuck is that?
Speaker: I have to, it's, it's literally, it's, it's weird going, uh, yesterday, Wednesday, I was at the party. We went to go get pizza and the girl that we took her truck, she's got like a Honda.
Speaker: SUV giant fucking thing and she's like I it's new I don't know how to get it out cuz she was parked and then somebody parked behind her and then the First of all don't ever don't ever call it a truck or an SUV again. Well Well, it's it's an SUV, but it's like it's uh It's about the size of an X -Trail it's a decent size it's like
Speaker: little bit smaller in a Tahoe but she she was afraid to get it out and I was like I'll drive the **** and so I took it out and I was like and it's like it's a it's a 2020 so I was like this thing's nice and I was like look automatic headlights honey and my wife's like yeah it's a 2020 I said yeah we don't have that in our old ass cars because we buy classics
Speaker: apparently Tony Tony's a Honda driver I've offended you he said watch your mouth what's what's what's the it's not it's not a CRV it's not a Honda CRV what's the other Honda SUV
Speaker: OK, yeah, is what Tony said. They're not a bad car or anything like that. Just don't ever say that they make a truck or an SUV because they don't. So technically, you make a truck, that Honda Ridgeline, the fact that it has a trunk is the stupidest thing ever. It's not a truck. Stop it. It's terrible. You know, I have to be careful about saying saying that now. What's that? It's gay. Yeah. Can you see me inside my fridge?
Speaker: I don't know.
Speaker: Um, yeah, which I don't understand the whole crossover thing. That's silly too, because Dodge has done that. Ford has done it. I don't know. Yeah. But, um, Summer and I were talking about that a while back. She was like, Honda's run forever. I've had like three of them. And I'm like, they have their motor amazing. Look, you've had three Honda's and they run forever. If they ran forever, you should have only ever had one.
Speaker: Hence the reason we are going so late tonight because my kids, well, I had to wait for my poster. I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on and then that and the fact that, man, Kaz was being a little dick all fucking day to day, dude. He's at that age where everything he does is annoying. I know. No, like, no, he wasn't, it's not even, it's not even that everything he does was annoying. He was just legit being a little fucking dick all day long, man.
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: So, he was just, just do it. I move upstairs, the kids follow. So, he was just like, he was, he was just doing shit just to be aggravating and annoying. Yeah. All kids do that. First of all, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not being, actually I don't even have a speaker phone, so.
Speaker: I was gonna say I can't hear you summer. Ow. You're breaking up really bad, baby. I was gonna say, me? Until you said, baby, I didn't know if you meant me or her. No, her. She's calling to yell at me because she can't text and drive right now. But wherever she's at, her connection is horrible. So I'm getting like,
Speaker: every other word. There's chicken downstairs, guys. What did you say? Oh, but I'm just saying, they don't, they don't run forever. If you wrecked one, it stopped running and then you upgraded. Well, I fucking tore the whole damn thing apart. I had a fucking telephone card.
Speaker: Um, I'm backside of apple valley. It was like a 250 foot drop. Roll that and flip that motherfucking Plymouth horizon. And that motherfucker was still running. If we didn't push it, that motor all last forever in a day. I have one of them clips. Yeah, actually, I think we did drive her out of the house when they turned it back.
Speaker: that's just like any car and they don't have to ever hit the fucking record
Speaker: We just pulled the engine out of it. Tony said hi, Summer. No, because we took the engine out of that one and put it in another car just like it.
Speaker: I'm not a mister. I'm not a mister. No, I'm just saying. Okay. Well, I'm all high and mighty. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Your store flooded. I hope you have a better day tomorrow. I think goodbye. I love you too. Click. You're in trouble. Her store flooded today. So, she's aggravated like, you know, like, dude, she sent me a video. Dude, she sent me a video.
Speaker: She sent me a video and and it legit looked like a fucking waterfall coming. She is fucking awesome, right? Right. I love her to death. She's amazing. It looked like a waterfall coming down off the roof into the store. She said that four thousand dollars worth of merchandise they have to damage out. It's just wet, thrown a dryer called a day.
Speaker: but you can't do that with brand new clothes. I'll give you five bucks for the whole lot. I'll throw in the washer and the dryer and call the day. That's what I told her. That's what I told her joking to be a smart ass.
Speaker: Yeah. Even pops is at the chest. He pops is in the check. Confirm it. He said, no shit. I hooked the battery up and it fired right up. And I'm pretty sure we were still able to drive that fucking Plymouth horizon around the property before we decided to pull the motor out of it. It's the two liter iron Duke that motor can stop a bullet. Yeah. I think it's a cast iron block.
Speaker: That car had like 300 to some thousand miles on it My old man took the motor out of it and put it into another one that my sister was driving around for a little bit Yeah, well, that's that's the motor. It's in the in the Eclipse I mean, it's a newer version obviously, but those those motors are just I mean I can literally
Speaker: put fresh gas in a battery in my car right now and drive it. The problem I'm having with my motor is the transmission I need to replace. I'm not replaced, but rebuilt. Yeah, Tony, they've been getting a lot of storms down there. We're getting them up here, man. Those storms been kicking our ass the last couple of days, and it's supposed to storm all next week, but yeah, they've been getting a lot down there. They've got nothing crazy.
Speaker: but speaking of speaking of shopping and speaking of money, I was saying earlier, we're like our our goodwill funds today. So I broke. We went to that Ben Mania that I was telling you about. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What did you get? You got one. I got one of those. It was a $20 mystery box, right? And we were all excited because this box was like heavy as shit. It's like there's got to be something. Yeah, man. Dude, there was there was a there was about
Speaker: No, look, look, in all honesty, if the kids have to wear masks in school next year, they're set because there was about 400 ,000 masks in there. There was about 20 ,000 net gators. There was about 475 male kits in there. A whole bunch of other random dumb shit. And I like phone cases for phones that nobody uses anymore. And I was just like, God damn.
Speaker: but a couple of the net gators were actually really cool. Do you do you have this pulled up on YouTube? No, I actually took it off. My daughter's actually taken over the TV because the kids are going to show you. Well, go ahead and show it now. I'll see. I'll show everybody else I can see it. Yeah. Because I got this. There was one really there was a really cool badass joker, neck gator, neck gator that came in the box. OK.
Speaker: the black American flag I don't know what the yellow stripe is but
Speaker: There was a couple of flash ones that match. So cash and I have matching flash net gators. There's a fucking Dallas Cowboys neck in there and a Miami Dolphins neck gator. And I'm like, I couldn't get a Cleveland Browns, you know, like you're going to get all these football. It was so much. That's cool. It was so much dumb shit on there. We're just seeing it now, but it's a neck gator. It's like that taxidermy one that I have.
Speaker: It's like a sleeve. So you don't have to wear a mask goes over your neck. Can you just pull it up? That's cool. I would totally rock that thing. So, yeah. So there was a couple cool neck haters in there, but that was about the extent everything else was bullshit. I'm just going to throw it on eBay and see if anybody will buy it. Send me that joker one. I'll rock that thing all day. I'm keeping it. I'm keeping the joker. I knew you were actually pretty badass. I'll send you a Dallas Cowboys one.
Speaker: How am I gonna do that? Wipe my ass? I'll clean up my kitchen table with it. I'll use it. Dallas Cowboys 2021 Super Bowl champs. I don't know. With all the political crap going on with football and sports right now, I just don't even want to watch.
Speaker: You wouldn't watch it anyways, dude. I love football. Yeah, I love football. I love sports. And I just block out all the political bullshit. I was going to say everybody's entitled to their own opinions. I was going to say everybody's entitled to their own opinions. I was going to say everybody's entitled to their own opinions.
Speaker: During the games, the announcers don't spend a lot of time talking about politics or this and the other thing. They're calling the game, they're doing their job. But the players and stuff, they all have their views and their stances. The only difference between them and us is that they have a larger audience and a bigger platform.
Speaker: But much like, you know, like I like LeBron James. I think he's a jackass on Twitter. And I think he he's he's an over dramatic crybaby on the court at times. But, you know, I like LeBron James and I can put his beliefs to the side. It's kind of like.
Speaker: back with Colin Kaepernick, the night I had shit was going down. It's not only that. It's like 90 % of the stuff we say here on the podcast, my wife's like, you're an idiot, but she still loves me. So it's the same concept. I mean, except for LeBron James has people like you fawning over him.
Speaker: I don't fun all over him. No, yeah, I don't fun all over him. I, you know, I like him as a, as a player. And, you know, I think he's easily one of the greatest of all time. If not the greatest of all time, but I mean, like calling Kaepernick like that.
Speaker: you know, fuck Michael Jordan and fuck the Chicago Bulls and I say that and I say that as a lifelong Cleveland Cavaliers fan and the fucking Michael Jordan in the Chicago Bulls crushed our dreams more times than I can fucking count because it never failed. Here we go. The Cavaliers are in the playoffs.
Speaker: He probably won't hear this but confirm something to me. Your son plays Fortnite? No, not Fortnite. What's the blocks? What is that? What are they playing, Michelle? Minecraft? No. Minecraft, okay.
Speaker: Tell me that Legos are the original Minecraft. Am I wrong? More or less. I mean, you basically build stuff with blocks. Yeah. My son got a bunch of Legos for birthday. And yesterday he's like, will you play with me? I was like, all right. So we were building like a little house because we got him a variety pack. 730 or 70. Oh, yeah. Yeah. 790 or something like that.
Speaker: and Mark. Yeah, go ahead. Mark is Mark is trying to buy our love back since he hasn't been around for the last couple of weeks. Yeah, what the hell, Mark? He he's hit us with one, two, three, four, five, five hug awards, which are the six, which is the equivalent of one, fifty cents, three dollars, three dollars.
Speaker: It's gonna take you a lot more than that. Go on, buy some merch, dude. How did you forgot to mention it's the merch store? Well, why is it because I haven't done anything with the merch store? Not that it's finished, not the final one. Oh, I would have also my merch. But we were sitting there playing with Legos last night, and we were building a house frame kind of thing, and I said, you know, this is the original Minecraft. He's like, really? I was like, yeah.
Speaker: Because we didn't have a video games when I was a kid. We had LEGOs and erectors. The funniest thing that happened during that birthday party is we had this bouncy house, right? And me and my wife and her friend and my mother -in -law were playing Uno. And we overhear my daughters and her friend talking. Now it's in Spanish. Her friend goes, her friend says, do you know sometimes parents are fat?
Speaker: And my daughter goes, yeah, my parents are fat. And I was like, you know, shit. And then yesterday or the next day, my wife had the day off and we're sitting here and she's like, I'm hungry. I'm like, all right. So I've got her something to eat. She's like, you're not going to eat? I was like, I'm not hungry. She's like, is this because your daughter called you fat? I said, yes. I got seriously offended. I said, fuck, I didn't think I was that fat.
Speaker: But apparently I am But it was the weirdest thing is she just yeah, my parents are fat I was like damn stone cold killer over here just Stabbing us right in the back and but she said it louder than life like It's it's it's she had to be a good
Speaker: 15 20 yards away in the bouncy house. Yeah, well all these other kids screaming and we hear loud and clear as day Yeah, my parents are fat. Oh Jesus Holy shit. All right. Holy shit mark. What were you in the hospital for Bubba? Oh Mark said he was he's been in the hospital. Oh
Speaker: If you want to be if you want to if you want to come and hang out in the in the podcast, yeah actually participate Cameron and I man we've been fucking killing it on black ops I Don't I can't I can't play those games. They drive me nuts. Just just you got a ps4 don't you? Yeah
Speaker: just uh just get black ops cold war and uh come come come come run with cameron and i will take care of you i don't play video i literally played my zombie game for like 20 minutes the other day and i was like uh i'm bored and i turned it off i got that game day's gone and i was like yeah i did like three missions
Speaker: It was I was I'm at a point of the game. I've already finished game I'm doing it for the third time on the hardest level and I got and yeah, it's just The three missions that I did the other day. It was like Go here and and pick this up go here pick this up and I did him I was like, uh, I'm bored. I'm shutting it off Well, I I took a break I wasn't playing for
Speaker: for uh for a while I wasn't there was a good three or four months that I didn't really play anything on uh on the uh on the Xbox or the Playstation or anything like that and then uh Cam hit me up I don't know last week or the week before whatever and uh he was like hey man you want to get down on some black on so I was like yeah why not so then I jumped on and now usually usually um usually Cameron and I will get on there for about an hour maybe two hours uh at night
Speaker: and play a few rounds together, but man, dude, we're like, we are legit. I'm like a 25 and oh tear on fucking black house. We, we could not be beat and I'm putting up and I'm putting up 50, 60 plus kills a game. Just tearing it up. Well, that's not fucking disgusting or anything. Oh no. I love my wife. Oh shit. Mark.
Speaker: Oh shit. Yeah. Was it was it Delta or the original recipe? It was the Alpha Omega variant. It was the Phi Ceta Beta podcast. It was the Phi Ceta Beta. The Phi Ceta Phi. Yeah.
Speaker: Now, as somebody that has about as many chances of catching COVID as getting struck by lightning because I never leave my house, what was it like, dude? I was talking to my mom the other day. We were talking about vaccines and I was like, are you going to get it? She's like, no. And I was like, me neither. She's like, well, you'd never leave your house. What the hell do you need it for? Why are you guys staying in lots and cops?
Speaker: Pops and Joe and Joe are apparently on there. They're like traveling everywhere, dude. Yeah, they're like on their fucking world tour. Now they're up in Charleston. They got that. Mark, what system do you have? They're putting some miles on it. I don't know if they took the can or not. I didn't even know they were going anywhere and shit. Well, yeah, the other day, Steve said he's watching from the hotel and you're like, I told you you're doing an hotel. And I was like, really? I knew this.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Oh, that is Florida. You know, Cancun and Florida ain't nothing but a hop, skipping a jump away from there. So I'm just saying, you got two years. Yeah, well, I'll swim. I'll go swim there. Start swimming. Jump on a plane. Jump on a plane. You got two years, I'm sure. You know, COVID will be a thing of the past in two years.
Speaker: Yeah. Bullshit. That'd be worse. They'll have to. Now they got the Delta variant and next they're going to have another one. I say that our wedding will be at our house with some method down the road. That's an ordained minister from online because it's got us locked down. We're all going to be.
Speaker: What's your fucking name again? North Glory Hall will be in live attendance. We're here! Just do the whole thing live on the podcast.
Speaker: Yeah, right. I'll get our guys on the podcast. It's one of those shirts that has a tux printed on it. You know, you know, you say that, but a friend of mine, her daughter just got married. Uh, um,
Speaker: I'm gonna choose my words carefully here, but Her daughter just got her daughter just got married and That's what the guy wore was jeans and a tee the tux t -shirt And I'm like I got away with it without getting stabbed by my wife. I would have done it T -shirts with a tuxburn
Speaker: I mean, there would be like one thing if it was for like the reception and like if it was for like the reception and stuff like you went and changed. But for the actual wedding, that's tacky as fuck, dude. I mean, I at least wore a suit. Yeah, that's what I was like. I didn't rent out tux and unboxing. I was looking at the pictures.
Speaker: the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the
Speaker: I'm not wearing a yes, Jeff is massaging his wife's foot. Yeah, which is better than which is which is better than what was going on earlier when I turned his camera and muted his mic. Well, you guys would have fucking enjoyed that. Yeah, I would have to charge admission for that one. Yeah, I'd have to charge the mission for that fucking day. Jeff was getting a blowjob from a panda bear. There's there.
Speaker: There's a you know, there's that whole section of only fans where people look at feet So I could just do this on only fans and make a million dollars They would want to see your disgusting whole hobbit feet Mark said that I don't got an Xbox one. I've got the Xbox Whatever it is. I don't know. I think again. I don't know what the hell I have had the glitch show on Xbox We'll have to get down on some cold war. I don't know what the hell I have
Speaker: No, I've got the Xbox one. I don't have the brand new one. You don't have the new, new, new, new, whatever. The weird black box. Yeah, I don't have that one yet. Well, she might be dead, Mark. And he's just rubbing her. He's putting lotion on her, so her skin stays fresh.
Speaker: Mark said that Mark said at least she's yeah. Mark's like at least she's still alive and not being stuffed yet. She could have been and he's just trying to keep her skin as fresh as he can for as long as he can. So, he's gotta rub lotion on it. Put lotion in the basket. Put lotion on this skin. Or he sells again. Have uh do you have any
Speaker: I I do kind of want to watch that. I you know, it's it looks like a pretty it looks like it'll be a movie I'm curious on on Because it's basically Grand Theft Auto, but one of the one of the normal characters that knows and have any lines Realizes they're in a game Yeah, he was that he wants to become like a main character or some shit like that I
Speaker: Well, no, he's he's actually trying to save. I have no idea what the plot is, but it just looks hilarious. And the fact that it's Ryan Reynolds, I'm like, oh, I'm in. I'm in. Well, that's one of the guys that guy could read Hansel and grow. He could read The Brothers Grimm. And I'm like, this is the greatest movie ever. Yeah. I was.
Speaker: I could not get enough of the Deadpool movies. I love those fucking movies. Oh, I do, too. I'm waiting. Well, apparently the writers of the third one are the same ones that do Gravity Falls, I think. Oh, Jesus Christ. There are two women that write Gravity Falls or something like that, or some animated show. But they're the new writers. And of course, Ryan's got input. Well, it's his Deadpools.
Speaker: Well, yeah, I mean, the only reason there is a Deadpool movie series in the first place is because he leaked the test footage and the fans went retarded and went, Oh my God, we got to see this movie. Well, I mean, that's we do have some.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, he's been working on that. He's been working on that movie and trying to get that movie made for years. I mean, it's just way before it ever even came out. It's just nobody wanted to touch it because at that time there was no rated R comic book movies. So nobody wanted to touch it. You can't do Deadpool unless it's rated R. I mean, and you can't not. Well, yeah.
Speaker: Well, that's the thing that, you know, the only one that can successfully break as good as they do is Ryan. Well, and Ryan, Ryan Reynolds would not make, would not do it that touch that movie or let him make that movie or do anything with that movie unless it was rated R, which opened the door for the Wolverine movie, that Logan movie that was rated R, which I would have loved to have more Wolverine rated R movies because Wolverine is a violent motherfucker. But, um,
Speaker: They are they are taught they are There's there's been a lot of conversation and a lot of leaked where they're gonna introduce Deadpool into the MCU in the next phase because they're introducing like the X -Men and the Fantastic Four and this and the other thing because Disney owns everything So but if you go on to Twitter and you look up if you find the official Deadpool Twitter feed he follows one person
Speaker: and it's it's the it's the guy from x -force peter all what he follows what the hell did he call him brown bear or something yeah yeah the one he saves from
Speaker: trying to save the guy that spits venom from the wood chipper he he did he was only one person and it's it's peter so i was like peter i thought i've i've found that hilarious but i was actually i actually watched deadpool 2 last night i love those fucking movies
Speaker: I've seen, I've seen the first one so many times I can recite it and I love it. They're so good. But, um, Mark dropped the one, only Mark dropped 10 hugs.
Speaker: Please love me again, guys. We still love you, Mark. Calm down. That was like five bucks. Well, we made another five dollars on the podcast. We made it, Ma. Top of the world.
Speaker: OK, that's a movie. Well, please look up to Gotti's. I would like to order a movie, please. Yeah, the Hot Wheels version. That's the wrong way. When Wednesday night, like I said, it's going to be showing up with a Bugatti that that can't even 20. Actually, they're actually supposedly pretty roomy.
Speaker: Um, yeah, I don't know. No, they don't for the, for the price. Well, the, the new, the 2022 kuntash is basically $2 .6 million.
Speaker: Yeah, but they're only making a hundred of uh Speaking of cars today This guy's got this uh seventy Seven seventy six seventy something corvette stingray
Speaker: Oh, beautiful car, right? Oh, yeah. And it's and it's lift like he's working on it. And I walked in, he was under the car and when I when I walked out, he was he was out. He was like standing by it and I was looking at it. And I was like, she's pretty, man. And he was like, yeah, right. And it was like this. It was like bright yellow. Yeah, the convertible to top or whatever it was yellow.
Speaker: Yeah. Uh, and, uh, he was like, yeah, she sounds real good too. And I was like, yeah. I said, what's going on? And he's like the fucking starter slipped on it. And I was like, Oh yeah. And, uh, he was like, yeah, like he's like, it just slipped enough to where I, when I try to grinds.
Speaker: You know it like the flywheel like he was talking I don't know Well the starters actually connected to the back of the motor or well the yeah, the starters are connected to the flywheel and the flywheel is a giant gear and The starter actually but um a small gear two more said flywheel And if you don't have them lined up, but it sounds like death and
Speaker: Yeah. He said, well, he said it wasn't grinding. It was just spinning and it wasn't making contact or whatever. I was like, fuck man. I was like, well, this is not like too horrible of a day. And he was like, but I think I got it. And he jumped in and he turned it over and it fired right up. And, uh, and he was revving it up. And then he got, he said 77. It's got that 427.
Speaker: Yeah, it was a 70 something. I don't know exactly. I don't know the exact. I didn't ask him. I was just estimating but uh then he got out. He was like, yeah, like the way she purged. Don't you? I was like, yeah, you should. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And his wife was standing there. She was rolling her eyes at both of us and he was and I was like, I was like, I'm not a big Corvette guy but they're pretty to look at and uh and I was like,
Speaker: those stingrays had the best look uh the only other corvette i really like is the the 63 because it's got it's it's it's got a split window rear window they only did it one year and it's gorgeous yeah but like i said his wife was like rolling her eyes at us and everything else and he was like
Speaker: He was like, don't get mad at him because he appreciates her. You don't appreciate her. Somebody's got to, and she was like, yeah, whatever. She's like, I'm going home.
Speaker: She got her in her SUV and went home and he was like, yeah Sometimes they just don't understand. I was like I Brought him tools. I guarantee she brought him tools cuz that that starter was slipping Well, she brought him a half inch about a half inch
Speaker: and a three quarter inch socket. Well, no, because I talked to her a few minutes. She, she, she came up there and got him and then they went and got what he needed to get. And she brought him back and then she was just waiting to make sure everything went right. But it was just funny because.
Speaker: because we were out there, we were we were talking about this fucking car like like it was some hot chick or something because I just walked by. Yeah, like he was like, he was out there. I was like, she's real pretty. And he was like, hey, isn't she? It's like it was like a long way. Yeah, whatever. Fucking jerk off.
Speaker: I see what five minutes for me that guy and I would have been sitting there for three hours talking over a little thing about that car. You'd still be out there right now. Yeah. We'd be like, Chris, we're doing the podcast from this car today. We got the engine pulled. We're going to get this thing working. Right. I've done that though. I've literally, uh, pull it into a pet boys.
Speaker: to
Speaker: the the
Speaker: the 427 triple injection dual intake side muffles two and a half inches running out the midway engine sits on three quarter ton bolts
Speaker: I'm going to take one of those weirdest shit about fucking football for days. And I sit here and glaze over. I'm going to take one of those two and a half inch pipes, smash your skull. No, there's nothing better than that. Nice, deep rumble of a big block because that's a big block. And that's what I liked about my Bronco because that motherfucker just sat there and growled, man.
Speaker: No, I had so loud I straight piped it. Oh, well, that'll do it No, I put an actual I know trust me. I we put it on and we did stuff to it might not have been legal cold on cold legal, but I
Speaker: Straight pipe not quite legal 79 it was grandfather day Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say yeah, you don't have to worry about a catalytic converter on those 70s vehicle shit yeah, cuz I had that discussion with Newark PD one time when they pulled me over for a noise ordinance and Like I was arguing one of the cops and one of the older cops showed up noise ordinance
Speaker: Yeah. Uh, uh, an older cop showed up, but he was like, this is actually, uh, between the years of blah, blah, blah, blah. So it's grandfathered in. Yeah. He's like, there's absolutely nothing wrong with him. Yeah. I tried to pull, I tried to, uh,
Speaker: pull that with, uh, my 87 Astro, it didn't work. I was like, it doesn't need it. It's, it's, uh, you know, they're like, it's an 87 dude. I'm like, well, you know, it's cool. Yeah. Stop dude. But the Astro is basically an S 10 with a big box on it. Turn it down. Help your sister.
Speaker: She's watching PJ Mask. That show is so weird. PJ Mask. Yeah, oh my gosh, it's so weird. My daughter loves that stuff, man. They got it on, what is this, on Netflix? That's on Netflix, yeah.
Speaker: Is it on Disney Plus too? Oh my gosh, now I have to watch it twice. Why are they... I thought they were downstairs. Well, my wife's brother and sister are taking over the TV downstairs so they're up here watching. The joys of having two TVs. That's what Pop said in the comments, but you could sit and talk for hours about sports. I could too.
Speaker: Yeah, it's it's reason I'm considered an actual sports podcast My dad used to tell stories. He had a my dad had a like a 72 El Camino and he used to go the bar this was before he was a
Speaker: married to my mom and everything, but he used to go to the bar and the local cop would come in and say, now, I know your car could only be parked here for 45 minutes in this parking spot. And the cop would come by and chalk his tire.
Speaker: the side of the tire and the road. So dad would literally go out every 45, every 43 minutes and spin his tires. He'd just do a quick burnout and go back in the bar. My dad would tell me stories like that and I'm like, see, I can't get away with shit like that no matter what.
Speaker: years ago, this has been years and years ago, and I worked for Two Minute Truck. We actually learned a trick one time by a lawyer. We were doing a move for a lawyer, downtown Columbus, right? And he was moving from one office to another. He had a big frown, and it was him and several partners and whatever.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: So we, we were down, we were, we went down there one time or like we were doing the move and the fucking meter maids who think they're more important than what they really are and came by and they're like, this is a one hour parking zone. And it's like, well, we, we haven't been here an hour, you know, the truck's been moved and they did that. They chopped our tires and we were talking to the guy and he was like, we'll go down there and move your truck. Just move it forward a little bit.
Speaker: So we did. I went down and I, you know, I, I was, as a driver, as the driver, I went down and I moved the truck. I literally pulled it forward just a little bit. Yeah. And then the lines don't mix up. Yep. And then that fucking meter may came back through and chopped our tires again. So it went back down at like 50 minutes and backed it up a little bit and sure as shit, man, the whole time we were there, we were like, it took us like three hours or something, four hours to load up this, this office.
Speaker: And that's what we did. We just kept about and sure as shit. And he was like, remember that for for the rest of your lives, that little trick can save you a ticket. And and I was like, sure. Shit. And every time we would go downtown to do a move downtown Columbus and we would get parked and I used to park like right where everybody parked. I'd parallel park that big ass fucking bark box in the middle of downtown Columbus. Well, like it was nothing.
Speaker: and yeah sure as shit we'd go down there and if we knew we were going to be there more than an hour we we'd go down there i'd move the truck a little bit yeah and then we never got a ticket dad said he was at the bar so long one time it looked like he went from having black walls to white walls
Speaker: He said they chalked on tires so much that the cop finally came by us and started cleaning his tire off, or tire shine, because he couldn't find where Mark was. And Dad's like, thanks for cleaning the tires.
Speaker: I was like, oh my god, damn. So that's something that I've always kept in mind ever since he told me that. I'm like, yeah, that's, I used to do that trick down and down in Charleston. Like when I would go to King Street, because when I was on King Street and I would park my truck, I'd be there for three or four hours because I would just, I would walk down one side of King Street, walk up the other side and then on, and then, and then on my way back, decide that I didn't hit where my, where my truck was parked at.
Speaker: But as I walk I walk, you know, I'd walk past my truck, you know, two times, three times, whatever. And I would just just move my truck just a little bit and never meanwhile other guys that work for can they go downtown for, you know, a half hour and get a ticket on their truck. And I never got a ticket on my truck. Well, like when I worked for my uncle, we used to, you know, I'd have to go do a water heater and water heater, depending on the house you're, you're doing it in.
Speaker: could take anywhere from an hour to four hours depending on the house. And we would literally do the same thing. They were like, oh, you got to move the truck. Literally, I was 14 years old, I'd get in the truck and move it three inches, get out of the truck. And they never gave us ticket. But usually they're pretty good about work vehicles.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't understand why you're going to bust somebody's balls who is clearly doing a job. But again, that's where meter maids seem to think that they're more important than what they really are. Right. Well, yeah, because I remember one time we were driving down, we were looking for a house and we ended up going down the wrong way of a one -way street and a cop came right towards us and just kind of waved at us.
Speaker: you guys aren't doing anything wrong. You're looking for an address. I've done that a few times downtown Columbus when I worked a two minute truck and
Speaker: you're like, you know, downtown Columbus is the one way street. Yeah. Well, you know, it's like that. Every other street's a one way street. And it's like, Oh, well, it's not even that, but like, it's saying you're driving down the road and we'll say like, we'll say like, uh,
Speaker: Smith Street, whatever. On the left -hand side of the road, if you turn left on the Smith Street, it's one way. But if you turn right on it, it's a two -way road. And when you turn left onto said one way, it's not labeled one way. It's not marked one way or anything else until you're halfway down the son of a bitch. And then there's a fucking one -way sign that's just like,
Speaker: Oh, okay. Well, I guess we're going this way. We're, you know, we're only going one way, technically. Anytime I got busted on one way street, I'm like, I'm a officer. I'm only going one way. He's like, that's not what the sign means. I'm like, what? That's what I'm doing. I'm going one way.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: One time at one time when I worked at two minute truck, we were doing a long haul, which is like out of state move or whatever. Yeah, I know what those are. Yeah. And there was it was a two truck move. It was a big move. And we were like, what the fuck were we going? We were going to like Indiana or something like that. And we were we were talking to the other truck behind us, like my my my partner. He was on the on the phone with the other guy behind us and we was on speaker phone.
Speaker: We were hauling ass in our trucks like the speed limit was 65 and we were doing 75 80 cuz our trucks aren't going And now you know that song that I can't that I can't drive 55 75. Yeah Well, I know that's we were singing Yeah, we were singing that because it laughing because we were all speed You've never played the penny game, oh my gosh, I
Speaker: It's the best especially if you're driving a box truck You do about 45 50 miles an hour and you take a penny And flick it up as high as you can It will bounce off the back of the top of the box truck and land on the windshield the car behind you now in a convoy like that We you know when I worked at joe bear we had we did uh, uh, You know like giant
Speaker: I would like heating systems of people's houses. It's a three, four day job because you got to put in new ductwork, the new furnace, the whole nine yards. And we would take we would have a van, a pickup and what's going on, Holland? And we would play the penny game back and forth to the shop every time. And if you don't know, the penny game is started in the first couple of pennies. You're like, what the fuck was.
Speaker: Yeah, my brother who worked and taught me that. What was funny about that was because we were singing that song and we were all laughing and joking because we were both speeding and whatnot. And then the guy behind us, he got pulled over. And when he got pulled over, his partner stayed on the phone. Meanwhile, Hemi and I continued to sing that song.
Speaker: What you should have been doing is singing bad boys Well
Speaker: I gave it to him and I got stories for Dave from two minutes. I love that place. I'm just working there, man. I miss that crew that worked there. We had so much fun. My, my, my old partner, uh, his last name was, uh, him and jerk, but we, we always, his nickname was Hemi. So it like clockwork every morning. Yeah. Like every morning, like clockwork when we were getting ready to leave.
Speaker: Yeah, you got a heavy in that thing and like He was a big old country bumping like these two big ass country bumping white dudes and we were the best
Speaker: No, of course welcome back mark Yeah, please have so much fun working in a two -minute truck, I know we did a move one day
Speaker: it was
Speaker: And we come out to the truck at one point and two of the guys there's two other this other two two -man team We come out to the truck and they're riding a two -man bicycle
Speaker: And the owners and they like the guy who's like we were doing the move for was in the garage died. He was like, I didn't think they were going to get on it, but look at it. Look how kind of say that we would pull. We'll see the cool thing about doing, doing jobs like that, like the two minute truck and, and doing repair plumbing. As you go to people's houses and like, uh, I've gotten. Yeah, I never heard of it either. I've gotten.
Speaker: uh speakers to stereos and speaker systems and uh my dad the other day he he got a telescopic chop saw that's brand new in the box for 25 dollars nice yeah i think i think when i think
Speaker: We used to get all kinds of really cool shit. I think if memory serves me right, I think there was a guy that got a brand new, I'm not a big Harley guy, but there was a guy who got a brand new Harley. It was like a year old. Got it for 50 bucks. Yeah. Because the woman was. No, she knew exactly what she had. Oh, they were doing a move for a lady. They were doing a move for a lady that was leaving her husband.
Speaker: and the
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Kevin Hawley just bought a Harley. Harley's are for douche canoes. I have small peckers. I don't like Harley -Davidson's. It's not a Kevin thing. I just don't like Harley -Davidson's. I think it's an SDM thing. When you buy a Harley, you wind up buying a Harley, and it sits in your garage more than you actually get to ride it. Well, unless you're part of a biker club. Yeah. But we had a guy that was
Speaker: like a long -standing customer that collected arcade games like the old -school arcade games and he had this in his basement he has like this badass arcade set up and like when we would go it was usually because he got a new arcade or he sold a game or whatever yeah and then we would just fucking hang out with like hang out and play arcade games with him it was so cool well I went to one person's house
Speaker: Uh, when I was doing prepared plumbing, I'm going to step outside. I thought Kevin, I thought Kevin had a bike. Did he get rid of his other bike and buy a Harley? I saw this one guy. What is flip the cones? Pop said they used to play flip the cones. Yeah. That's the road cones. Is that where you run them over? No, you don't run them over. Well, you can do one of two things. You can, you can run them over, or if you hit them right where you're tired, they'll fly up. Yeah.
Speaker: but also you can also grab one and toss the car back to you behind you I did a job I did a job on one guy's house where in his basement he had a seventy thousand dollar tree house that he built for his kids it was in the basement was a full -on play area and
Speaker: I went downstairs to check on the water heater and I was like, wow, that's a beautiful playhouse for your, for your kids. And the wife's like, yeah, 70 grand down the fucking drain. The kids never play with it. I was like, Jesus Christ. That is not like I was like, how much does that cost you? Is she just like 70 grand on the fucking drain? I was like, good lord. It was huge. Yeah.
Speaker: It looked like a full -on log cabin, like Abe Lincoln lived in, but remember when we built the forts at Career Center? It was all built like that. Them big -ass logs and shit. And we actually got trouble trying to send pieces of wood across the shop.
Speaker: somebody sent me a link and it was so fucking cool. Well, thanks for coming in for like five minutes and then leaving.
Speaker: Supposedly they'll be back. Uh, they'll be back August 23rd, probably when getting done gets out of jail. But, um, yeah, Facebook, Facebook. Yeah. Let me clarify that. He's not in real jail. No news there. It's a difficult day. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker: uh somebody sent me an article the other day god damn who sent me that but it's just a mansion that's for sale and in the uh in the basement of the mansion they have this replica village this like city like an old school
Speaker: City and it looks so cool like with roads and storefronts no shit Yeah, yeah, well I've seen people's garages that looks like it's a 1950s town Yeah, go ahead what's the what is the slowpoke? What is the slowpoke wall pops? I said as of midnight down in Charleston. There's a new law that goes into effect
Speaker: Are in South Carolina called the salt folklore? And then we'll be back in jail You'll probably be back in jail before you ever get a chance to go live in all honesty home Who sent you exactly? That's gonna drive me crazy because it did just they just sent it to me the other you just like yesterday or some shit shit like that just blows my mind I mean the the the
Speaker: Well, a lot of guys, a lot of old guys will do that for their old car collections. They'll, they'll, they'll get old gas pumps and, and, and neon signs of Coca -Cola signs and stuff like that. And just build them myself a little town in their giant fuck off garage.
Speaker: Yeah, like, no, this is like it's a big mansion. Yeah, you do need to ask us about the fried chicken still, Mark. It was like a full basement. He did this this town and it's got all the storefronts and shit like that in town. It looks really fucking cool. I've seen a couple of those on YouTube. I've never seen one in person. I've seen a guy had a guy had a soda shop. Make sure you got home and bring like a 1950s soda shop in his garage.
Speaker: yeah and that's what this is like it's an old car garage with yeah like this was like yeah this was like an old it it wore didn't or no what the heck did you just say um
Speaker: This is this was like an old -school 1940s 1950s village type shit 60s or whatever. It was really cool offset flip the cones Look the cones is where you clip a road cone just right and flip it up in the air Yeah, you hit it with your back tire If you gun it just right you can get it going pretty good distance. We've done that but the penny game is funny because what's funny about the penny game is
Speaker: So we did we did my sister -in -law wants to chill with shit herself. I think the funniest shit was years ago back in the day because some sometimes when they when they're doing the road construction and stuff those big ass not the orange cones but like the big ass orange barrels barrels. Yeah. Yeah, they'll fill them with sand or water or you know, sometimes they'll just be nothing in them.
Speaker: is when you get done you get back to the shop and there's like three dollars worth of pennies on the hood of your car.
Speaker: and we we convinced a friend of ours to hit one in his truck and like I used to hit him all the time in my Bronco and whatnot and the one and he was like the one he hit like I'm not he's like I'm not gonna do that blah blah blah and then we were calling him a pussy so we were driving down the road one time I don't remember where we were I think it was somewhere maybe out here by Newark he Buckeye Lake something like that
Speaker: And uh, we're like, how are you? We were coming home from the bar or some shit. We're like, you're a fucking pussy. Do it. And he fucking hit it. And it was full of water. Oh, Jesus. That mother fucking thing exploded. And then we got back to the house or wherever we were going in the whole pass, like that passenger side of the truck.
Speaker: After after one of the hurricanes down here I had a I had a 97 Jetta in in like oh three And I was driving down the road and I what what I thought was a big thing of styrofoam I was like I'm gonna hit that motherfucker and then I thought about it for a second I was like, you know what? It was just a hurricane. So I decided to go around it. It turns out as a big old chunk of concrete and
Speaker: Like a light post it looked like styrofoam because it was like like, you know, so everyone's been sitting out or whatever So it was like three different colors and I was like, oh man, I'll hit make it explode That'll be awesome. And I thought about it. I was like, yeah, I better not
Speaker: and the
Speaker: but we would try to do that to where we would be able to clip it just right and the fucking thing would go flipping and we did do it one time and there was a bunch of construction guys standing there and we that motherfucker went flipping up into the air they're like throwing their hand obviously like what the fuck are you doing man they're cussing us out that fucking coach just flipping through the air we caught it with the back time you can't really play that game here because they put
Speaker: They use the small cones like like those but they put light bulbs in them. So they're lit up at night and stuff You can do it you can do it but they explode They use light bulbs the size of my arm they're mad they're like they're they're like almost a foot tall like
Speaker: He doesn't deserve to be told. And he can't see the comments, so it doesn't matter. Nothing. Mark said, are we going to tell Jeff that he's handsome? I am gorgeous. I am thinking of starting an OnlyFans if you want to put some money to real use.
Speaker: I was seriously contemplating it. I saw a video on YouTube, and it was a video of weird people making money on OnlyFans. And there was this guy on there, seriously looked like the Elephant Man. He was making $5 ,000 a month. And I was like, hell, if he could do it.
Speaker: That'll make the podcast super popular because I'll put I'll put nonsensical nonsense right across the field the old Johnson
Speaker: I'll just be the initials. Yeah. I mean, I guess, I guess I couldn't complain much because I need to actually be doing something for the podcast. I mean, there would be. So I went off. So I can do anything now. I even want to tell you. 45 different places on.
Speaker: stop with Reddit and get under the actual real social media that is effective like Facebook and Twitter and when you're on our Twitter page, behave yourself. If you feel the urge to do something on Twitter stupid, go back to your page. Instagram like get out there and actually Reddit is is not beneficial.
Speaker: I'm such a talk about social media. Go ahead and give us a shout out for everything. That was a hint. No, this is really you not knowing what our Instagram is. No, I know what it is. So for Jeff and for those of you listening.
Speaker: for Jeff and for those of you listening. If you wanna follow us on social media, check us out on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, and YouTube, all at Nonsense School Nonsense. And if you wanna listen to every episode of this dumpster fire that is our podcast.
Speaker: You can find that on Spotify, Apple, Google and pretty much anywhere else. Podcasts are podcasts are played. Oddly enough, speaking of social media, we have two followers on Twitch. We don't even have a Twitch page. Yes, we do. I have a Twitch page and we have to know you have you have a KTM Twitch page. We do not have a Twitch page, which I tried to work on yesterday, but
Speaker: It was being stupid and one by me. Yeah, it's a sign up. So But if I can get it signed up and logged in and all that jazz it then we will have a twitch page Well every episode goes live on the twitch page as well. It's just under KTM productions. Yeah But yeah, I got a notification yesterday. You have two new followers on twitch. I was like, well look at there But yeah, I mean it wouldn't matter if we had
Speaker: 5 000 followers on twitch because they you know, we wouldn't see them watching or commenting or anything else Yeah, we wouldn't you know, so if somebody is watching on twitch come to haps come to facebook See us there And if you want go ahead and email us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com and tell us you're watching on twitch And while your business and social media you need to tell jeff to
Speaker: Do some work take this shit seriously invest some time in it. I do not just the guy who works Who works a real job? Well, I today I was doing a shit ton. I Was telling you today fuck ready? Because we have those no we have the I have tile floors and the grout every two months You have to scrub the grout because it's white grout whatever asshole thought of white grout would be a good idea. I Have to hand scrub it
Speaker: And it's ill. It sucks. Mark says he's been feeling tilted sideways lately, recently. Can you really? Am I tilted?
Speaker: No, because Jeff can't see, so he doesn't know. Am I sideways? He said he was going to put our YouTube up tonight while we were alive, and he didn't. So you've been sideways for probably the last 10 minutes or more. So Mark has to be like, are you going to tell Jeff he's sideways? I'm like, nope. What happens is every time I move the camera and stuff,
Speaker: It X is out of the app So the app is just playing in the background and I just realized it. I wasn't checked. Yeah. Yeah, it's back up marks that rubbish Mark said we're gonna feed all day. Does it? Yeah pick your TV up and turn it they click sideways. Oh
Speaker: Yeah. The one that matters is sideways. What else is new? Glick's been in a grumpy mood lately. Oh, my gosh. I have to. Pop said that. So the slowpoke law that they're putting into effect in South Carolina as of midnight, if you are in the left lane and you are not running at least the speed limit, they're going to shoot you in the face.
Speaker: They probably will shoot you in the face of South Carolina because whatever the **** South Carolina wants, they don't care. The biggest difference about South Carolina, the biggest difference about South Carolina and the rest of the southern states is South Carolina doesn't feel the need to stand on a pistol and tell everybody how great they are and how important they are. South Carolina just does whatever the **** they want and then they don't
Speaker: Yeah. No, it's not even that they suck. They just do whatever the hell they want and they don't feel the need to brag. That's a shot at you, Texas. You fucking whores in Texas. Texas is so... You fake wannabe Southerners. You're so brag.
Speaker: They're like, everything's better in Texas. I hate Texas. I don't I don't hate Texas and I don't hate Texans. I just hate the fact that they they ride this fucking high horse and it's like, shut the fuck up. Get over yourself. You're basically Mexico. Somebody said the day that you can drive for 12 hours and still be. Mark says we love you, Joe. I don't believe that. I believe it. Texas is like Texas is like the biggest state 12 hours, the largest state in the country. Yeah, I know. I believe it.
Speaker: Let me see. Let me see. I drove from Ohio to the border in Brownsville, Texas, and I did it in six hours. Six or seven hours. No, you didn't. Maybe it was eight. I think it was eight hours. No, you didn't. There's no way. I left Ohio at
Speaker: Dude, it took seven hours. Five o 'clock. From Ohio. From Ohio to Tennessee. And that's 500. Summer and I are 500 miles away from each other. And I know from Ohio to Texas, it's a lot more than five hours. I guess it didn't take me. It took me 24 hours to get from Ohio to the border. I mean, this is a big difference from five hours to 12 hours. But it took me two weeks to drive from the border to Cancun.
Speaker: Why? Well, everything's in Spanish. And I didn't speak Spanish. So let's let's do this. Let's let's let's do this on the 12 hour. Let's say Houston, Houston. We'll go Fort Bliss. Texas.
Speaker: Well, do it real quick. Why are you doing that? Dude Brownsville to to Mansfield, more or less. The sale for Houston. Let's see. Yeah. From Houston to Brownsville, which Houston is down close to the Gulf of Mexico. I'm assuming it's right.
Speaker: Yeah. And then Fort Bliss is just on the border of New Mexico and Mexico. It is it's 12 hours and 17 minutes. Good Lord. So, let's see here. Let's let's do this. Let's do the Mansfield. Mansfield.
Speaker: I can't fucking spell. On this field of Ohio, to Brownsville, Texas, which is right on the border. I crossed to Brownsville. Brownsville, Texas. I crossed a little 3 o 'clock in the morning, so that makes sense. Yeah, it's 24 hours, dude. Is it? OK, there you go. It's almost 1 ,600 miles. Yeah.
Speaker: So yeah, I definitely did not do it in six hours. I drove it all by myself the whole way. Yeah. And then I went from Brownsville to Mexico City, to CDL Carmen and Campeche, to Cancun, which means I went the longest route possible because Google Maps didn't really exist.
Speaker: So when I did, I bought, I bought a compass in Brownsville, Texas before crossing the border. I said, well, as long as it's in the South, I'll make it. If I hit water, I've gone too far. Yeah, it was, it was every bit of two weeks. It is a long, weird two weeks.
Speaker: Because apparently, some of the things I did in that two weeks, my wife is still shocked that I wasn't killed. I'd pull behind gas stations and stuff and sleep in some really shady areas. And I was like, nobody bothered me. Whatever. But driving through the mountains in Mexico City, just outside of Mexico City, the fog would be so thick, I couldn't see the hood of the car.
Speaker: and I would follow a bus that would drive through these mountains, and it would just, it seemed like you went up for days, and then all of a sudden you're back to normal level. You never actually went down, but it would get so foggy you couldn't see the hood of the car that you're driving, and the only thing I could see was the taillights of a bus that I was following, and then I had to slow down eventually because I couldn't keep up with the bus.
Speaker: Doing like 90 up this hill. I'm like Jesus Christ. I don't know these roads. I'm gonna fucking lie and the one day I stopped I Was driving through the mountains and I stopped and I was like fuck. It was like noon Foggy as shit and I was like, well, I got a piss so I pulled over where I could I
Speaker: and looked over the edge and I was like, holy fuck, I really need to be careful because that's a clip. And the only things between me and a cliff is a wooden guardrail that I could spit at and break. I'm like, good God. Yeah. Oh, man, it was terrible. But I finally made it here.
Speaker: Yeah, well, you know Well, I would still have that car today if it wasn't for that asshole that bought that brand -new truck and see the old Carmen Competti I Was doing a hundred and two and he pulls out front. I turned his brand -new truck into two trucks My little guy's neon ripped that truck in two
Speaker: Speak speaking of pop and pops and I meant to bring this up earlier We always I always do this and I always mean to mention these guys at the beginning of the podcast Pop said he finally got to listen or he got to listen to the new blacktop mojo album today for thumbs up. Oh I haven't got a chance. I saw I popped up on YouTube and I was like, hmm
Speaker: I was so busy doing everything else. But I posted the actual link to the album. I saw that too. I saw that too. But Blacktop Mojo's new album dropped yesterday. I think it was yesterday. And it is fucking awesome. Yeah, I'm going to definitely check that out. I haven't got to listen to the whole album yet, but I've listened to over half of it. And it is fucking killer.
Speaker: I need to follow them on Spotify so I can, so I can listen to it there. Cause what I do when I'm cleaning the house, I put Spotify on the big TV and just rock out. Um, but I listened to a bunch of nineties, uh, alternative and, and country music just mixed in together. Yeah. Currently working on something with them. Oh, really? Yep.
Speaker: What are you working on? This is, this is, this is what actual putting in work for the podcast is. All right. Are they going to show, are they going to show up on the show? Is that what you're saying? I don't know. Ah, I see a little bit more. So you have brought it up to them.
Speaker: Uh, yeah. Well, like you said, we're just, I don't want to count my chickens before they hatch, but I'm, I'm working on something. That'd be awesome. Gotta, gotta go through, gotta go, you know, gotta go through the, uh, the proper, um, channels. Yeah. Working on something.
Speaker: So that'd be awesome. I am. I was bummed. I didn't get to go see him. They were here in Columbus. You will fucking fan girl out the entire episode. I just fucking know it. Like you and pops watch them on YouTube live. Oh, my God.
Speaker: Well, like I said, I'm on the stage. No, I'm working on something. But, you know, if if they were never to come on the show, yeah, they were ever to come on the show. I would just get it right. I would just be like, all right, I'm going to go and get this out of my system real quick right now. You know. Oh, my God. OK, I'm good. OK. OK. Oh, my God. I want to fuck your dick.
Speaker: Tic -Tac video I sent you for the guys like you ever just walking in the rain and go man I really fucking do I Didn't even get the full video I just
Speaker: Yeah. Somebody stitched it and I was like, what did he just say? That's like, oh my God, I gotta send this to Chris. I sent it to you and my cousin. That guy was like, nope, I'm done for the day. That's enough of it, man. He's like drinking his SOTY spit somehow and he's at like a Costco. Which just goes to show you, this guy is probably sitting in Costco having his lunch, scrolling through TikToks and he's like,
Speaker: Oh.
Speaker: Honey, get out of the shot. I got to do a video. It's videos like that. I'm doing this. Yeah. Well, it was like the video was was was like it was like one of those inspirational things. The guy was like, you ever been walking in the rain and the music playing in the background is like you're walking in the rain and just think to yourself, like the guy.
Speaker: Well, not expecting that one. Yeah, that was a little sideways. Speaking of videos, as I said, if you guys follow us on Instagram or Facebook,
Speaker: you know, nonsensical nonsense. Last Saturday night we had we had Rocky, Rock Lee on here and you know he sang for us. We got a little sample of Rocky which was awesome and Rocky seemed to have a lot of fun hanging out with us and you know maybe maybe we'll have him on again down the road. We'll have to get with him and see if he wants to come back on.
Speaker: So I posted that I posted that video of him singing on Instagram and and and Facebook and on Instagram I tagged John Legend and it just because not for us but more for Rocky because I would love for John to see that and Rocky to blow up even more. Yeah and Rocky to blow up even more just
Speaker: Well, I mean, I wouldn't go that far, but, you know, I just, you know, Rocky's my guy. No, I mean, and I've always. Rockley can sing like you fucking read about dude. I mean, that dude gave me goosebumps when he sang. Yeah. So I don't know why that makes me an asshole for trying to bring that up and trying to, you know, put that out there. You also put up me. Oh, but there's more.
Speaker: And you know what, as I was doing it, I knew I was going to regret it. And I literally cranked up that TV super loud so that it would, I was hoping it would drown me out. And it did not even once. But wait, there's more.
Speaker: Go to Facebook and Instagram at nonsensical nonsense. And you guys can hear Jeff Singh. Bish glycerine. You know, here's the thing. I was four beers in.
Speaker: in about 30 minutes. Well, here's the thing. So here's the thing. I was about 16 beers in at that point. And you still couldn't get me to say. 16 beers to me I passed out on the floor. Jeff, if you were waking up. Four beers to me is like you're like. Three blocks down. Yeah, I'm sorry. I've been sleeping in a pool.
Speaker: Yeah, that was the thing
Speaker: It wasn't bad. It wasn't great, but it wasn't bad. It wasn't great. I actually tried. And it was the fact that it was the fact that it was you and not me. And the greatest thing about it is that the conversation afterwards, you and Rocky both seem to forget all about. So, you know, it's all good. You know, that's fine. You know, no, we remembered and we were we pushed it a couple of times, but you just pussied out.
Speaker: No, no, no, no. Big takeaway from that episode is that Chris pussied out when it came to sing.
Speaker: No, I didn't. No, I did not. You guys, you guys put it up to the chatters box and the chatters box went quiet. I would have done it, but I know that's the part of the chatters box. Where the fuck were you then, Rock? Mark, what the fuck? Nobody wanted it. Mark would have been there. Mark would have had my back. No, Rocky. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Rockly blew me out of the water. Mark said you're singing. What's the bad? Just don't ever dab again.
Speaker: I should have dabbed at the end so Chris would have deleted that part and just be like, Chris, don't delete that shit. No, I wouldn't have deleted it. I'd have put it on there with me yelling at you for dabbings. Much like you said you did. Motherfucker, I told you this was a dab -free zone. I'm going to reach the side. I'm going to reach to the camera and smack Chris. Should I be a tennis frog? Don't play with me, Jeff.
Speaker: That's my new sign. Jesus Christ, calm down. Hell Jeff. Hell Jeff. Mine, mine, mine hawk. Instead of mine hawk.
Speaker: It's gonna be my book. It's gonna be same font as minecalf. Just minecalf Jeff describing how he's gonna take Jeff describing how he's gonna take over the world dabbing one dab at a time Oh Dude speaking of Nazis
Speaker: Shit, how about we not go down this road? No, no, no, no. In a good way. I watched that. Welcome to Marvel.
Speaker: With uh, uh, steve correll the movie only only jeff straight page coming soon. It's jeff dabs My only fans is just gonna be be dabbing in the nude But there's a new movie uh, it's I think it came out like two years ago, uh, it's steve correll And it's based on true story about this guy. He takes photos of action figures
Speaker: And it's the, it's called welcome to Marville. And it's about a guy that he actually, he actually, he actually likes to wear women's shoes and it makes him like feel closer to women or whatever. I don't know. But he ends up getting his ass kicked by. Yeah. So he's a drag queen. No, no, no, no, no. That's the only thing he does is he occasionally wears high heels.
Speaker: The fucked up thing is that he got his ass beat to the point where he almost died true story this guy Like he was at a bar drinking one day and these guys Beat the shit out of him because they said what are you some sort of fag? We wear woman's clothes too, and he's like only women's shoes Being a smart ass and they drag him outside and beat the dog shit out of him to the point where the dude lost his memory and
Speaker: and he doesn't remember anything from his past and he apparently was an amazing illustrator and all that stuff and he actually makes a living taking photographs of scenes of these 12 inch tall action figures and
Speaker: He actually lives out fantasies in his head about it. It's really fucked up weird movie But it's actually really good. It's called welcome to marvel and Everybody that's in the scene. It's all it's it's a Male character and a bunch of female characters and the female characters are women he knows in the town Yeah, it's really good, it's really weird interesting movie but
Speaker: At the end of the movie, they show you what the real guy that's based on. And it's made by the same production company as some well -known movies. I think it's Brockheimer owns the rights or somebody. But when you see the producers, you're like, oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Really good movie. Really weird, but good movie.
Speaker: Steve Carell is genius, but like when they when when instead of just showing Steve Carell moving the figures around the figures actually really move so Steve Carell's face and You know the joints of the of him in character is the joints of an army guy You know, you know like like Barbie dolls or whatever. It's really fucking weird but it's it's what it's like a train cat train wreck you just can't look away from the movie going oh
Speaker: What the fuck is the point of this movie? Yeah, what the fuck is going on? But when you get done, you're like, holy shit, that's fucked up. It actually happened to somebody. Mark said you're only Jeff's fan page where you're dabbing in the nude might be worth a buck or two. Sure, why not? You got yourself a customer, Jeff. I think that's going to be my theme. It's going to be my theme. I want to just be dabbing in the nude so you won't see my face.
Speaker: my face.
Speaker: Like I made 12 grand this month and I pulled the report is 12 pennies I'll just set my phone up on the tripod and set up timer in three two one DAP
Speaker: You can fuse 12 grand with 12 cents, much like you can fuse 24 hours with five hours from Ohio to Texas.
Speaker: That'd be the only tripod in the room. Speak for yourself, sir. Well, see, that's the difference. That's the difference between you and I. You know, you, you feel the need to tell everybody, I got a big old swan and dick. I don't have to. You know, in all honesty, I'm about three inches from the ground. There's an old joke.
Speaker: Who the hell invited Kevin Holley to this podcast? Who's accounting on now? Apparently yours. No, I mean, like, like, who's who's count is he using? He's in Facebook jail. And clicks. How much are my needs worth? You can afford my needs. I'm I'm I'm a pay you not to do it.
Speaker: Pretty much Start sending nudes to people so you want me to pay me That's already happens You know, I'm a I'm a priceless work of art, you know, I have a chiseled physique and I have the the body of a Greek God
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Speaker: the the
Speaker: So, I mean, I got that going for me. Jeffers up, Jeff's like, grr. Oh, and Jeff got on. Did he just leave, or did he, did he black out? What the hell happened to Jeff? Well, Jeff got on. How much many times we got, he got canceled. You guys canceled. Jeff, man. What's going on? Why you gotta cancel Jeff like that? We was having a good time. Was having fun. Jeff got on. Jeff got on.
Speaker: now my spine mike crack down the volume begins this is why our, this is why our podcast is huge. You're seriously crackin' up. You're, you're, you're breakin' up like a lot. No, I'm not breakin' up. You completely canceled out, man. Did I? Uh, my, my, my, my, my, my, uh, uh,
Speaker: I got a warning that it was too loud for my headphones or whatever. Like I did before when I was telling you I couldn't hear you. And you spent 20... Yeah, exactly. And it was because my phone turned down.
Speaker: Now my phone did that too. Oh, that's weird. Yeah. My phone keeps freezing up. So where I had it, I had to handle, you know, being a true professional being, being the analyst of this podcast.
Speaker: I put the weight of the world on my shoulders. Look at all these references, man. I'm fucking smart, boy. I know. I was actually, I'm actually kind of impressed. You got the Atlas in there. The Dionysus thing. I've heard Dionysus. I didn't know what he was the god of, but okay. Yeah. Yeah. Basically the party of, got a party of men having fun. I saw that Percy Jackson movie. I never got to that part. I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. Who's Percy Jackson?
Speaker: It's that it was a movie it's on Disney it's where a guy it turns out he's he's like 15 16 years old he's finally finds out he's the son of Zeus It's it's very it's it's very Disney wanting to make something very Harry Potter so they did that they only did two movies it was like
Speaker: It doesn't Disney, but don't they pretty much own Harry Potter at this point? No, Warner Brothers. Yeah, Warner Brothers is Harry Potter. I'm sure Disney owns some and Warner Brothers somewhere. But Disney owns Star Wars. That's why. Well, if you go to Warner Brothers Studios, that's where they have all the Harry Potter shit set up. Hey, Jeff, tell your secret. You're burping my ear, aren't you, you prick? No. What the fuck?
Speaker: Uh, apparently World War III is popping off here in Newark. Oh, really? Should I lock and load?
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: I feel like this is the right place because I'm waiting for the lunch line here. I feel like this is a safe place and nobody's going to judge me. It's just me and you talking, you know, two friends. We've been talking, you know, we've been friends for a long time. We've been through some shit. So I got to get this secret off my chest. I hope I don't know if I'm ready for this, but I'm going to feel so much better after I tell you this.
Speaker: Hold on a second. Deep breath. Just let it out. Just let it out, Blake. It'll be OK. Yeah, I was waiting for that punchline. I was waiting for either a burp. And you bit me for slurping on the fucking podcast. Just because you're like, it's a dick like it's not a beard.
Speaker: It goes down so smooth. I was in Advanced Gym one time and this guy had a 90 degree angle dick every time I drink a beer. I reckon. I've never seen that movie. You gotta watch that movie. That movie is fucking hilarious. The kid of that movie, he's like, I like the way you talk.
Speaker: I've never seen it
Speaker: Fucking Dwight Yocum's in the movie. He's this abusive piece of shit alcoholic boyfriend of the kids mom With a lot more blade Dwight Yocum's like
Speaker: What the fuck you gonna do with that llama or blade retard? He's like, I'm gonna kill you. Fucking splits his head off with a llama. That is such a good movie. I've been hearing about that movie since junior high. And I've never gotten around to see it. I love Sling Blade.
Speaker: I do that. I do that to summer and drives her crazy because I'll be like, not in a good way, not a good way. Like she gets in the mood, calm down there. No, no, no. Like, like she laughs at it and stuff like that. But because I do a horrible, she's like, shut up. Yeah. But like we went and did our, we went and did our, our pictures. We had that photo shoot done together.
Speaker: And at one point, the girl who's doing the pictures was actually a friend of Summers. And at one point, she was like, lean in like you're whispering something and just tell her your favorite cereal.
Speaker: And I lean in and I start to laugh. Summer was like, don't you dare. She starts laughing too. So bad I was going to be like. The one I always get, one of the ways
Speaker: I always do on my wife is I do the deliverance when I go, you got a bird in my eye. She's like, oh, it's not funny. She's like, that movie's so fucked up. I made her watch it once because after about the fifth time we do it, she's like, what is that from? I said, oh, it's from a movie deliverance. You've never seen it? She's like, no. I said, oh, I know what we're doing tonight. Ned Beatty in a pool of his pants.
Speaker: she's like what the fuck did you just make me what shut up mark first of all mark fuck you second of all mark was like asshole i turned my volume up and everything
Speaker: He got involved interested. I knew you could do something like that And I learned that's why I laughing the whole time because I usually do something fucked up. There's a punchline coming any minute I Did something just I did somebody I can't remember who it was Was talking about deliverance to it that we said that I watched it one night at the end of the movie They were just like
Speaker: Wow. You got a birdie mouth. They just looked at me. They're like, wow.
Speaker: There's none funnier sitting with somebody the first scene that movie Yeah, right Well, like I said, it's one of the things I've never I've never
Speaker: And so I've never caught it on TV. And I don't think about it when I'm when I was going renting movies back in the day. Yeah, it's been. Well, I think I'm going to watch it tonight when we're done. It's such a great movie. Billy Bob Thornton is so goddamn good. He's just like a lot. Well, he's got anything. French fried taters mustard. That is what that is. What does it for me, that
Speaker: I, there was a, there was a kid and there was a, a year ahead of me in school. He used to do that all the time on the bus and I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. He's like, I do that just over all the time. I just ran double images. Like, so you want to.
Speaker: My wife's gonna my wife's gonna come over come all the way to your house to Newark Just to beat you because I'm gonna watch that movie tonight and tomorrow. I'll be like I Don't do impersonations, and I don't feel like I do that justice, but I do I've seen
Speaker: And she just laughs at it, but at the same time, she's like, fucking stop. Yeah. Well, I love doing the deliverance line of my life. She'll walk in. She'll walk in the house from after a hard day. I'm like, you got a burning mouth. And she's like, shut up. I've had a hard day. I'm like, let me hear you squeal like a pig. She's like, shut up. We're like.
Speaker: this is the time i can't do it now because i'm so into it yeah like i said you gotta watch that movie dude it's awesome it's like hey here we are here we are referencing shit like old as hell eighties movies well shit it was the 70s yeah what it yeah 70s it uh
Speaker: Burt Ronald's first major movie was Deliverance. First action like made him a hero. Dude, he was a badass in that movie. Yeah, he does. Oh, yeah. Slingblade. Yeah, Slingblade came out in 96. No shit. Holy crap. I didn't realize it was that old. Oh, oh, he should have thought it's on HBO Max. Now? Oh, yeah, it is on Amazon Prime.
Speaker: Oh, I'm watching tomorrow. And it's crazy because the kid that's in that movie is is the guy who's on your ever seen NCIS, New Orleans, the guy from Tokyo Drift. Always turn it back into cars. Yes. That's the kid from. Sorry. That's where I know everybody from. Oh, no shit. Yeah, he is. Yeah, that's the kid from sleep. Mommy down a little bastard was in some other movies.
Speaker: He's been a couple of movies. He was he was in a horror movie, I think. I think that's why I've always considered him a creepy little fuck. Well, I guess his name. What the fuck is he? Yeah, Lucas Black. He's great in NCIS. Oh, yeah. Well, I like the original. I like the original NCIS. Yeah, so do I. But I like NCIS New Orleans, too. But I like the L .A. one, too. Oh, does it?
Speaker: Yeah, I've only seen like one episode. Yeah, from just to love that show. He's he's the he's the he's like the boss in NCIS. Oh, OK. You want to do something fucking crazy? Explain quantum leap to your kids. Oh, my son, cash, loves quantum leap.
Speaker: Tried to explain to my kids the other day and they're like what? Time loop thing. Yeah It's on like one of the old people channels like like Nick Yeah, exactly. You know how Cable the cable has like the old old footage channel like Turner classic movies and all that shit Yeah, so all the old shows. Well, I found quantum leap one time and
Speaker: And it was on there, and I started watching it again, because I loved that show when I was a kid. Who wouldn't have went in a fight? The FBI or the CIA? Probably the CIA. Oh, definitely. CIA. And I was watching it, and Cash was like, what are you watching? I told him. And he was like, what is he doing? And I explained it to him. Dude, he actually loves that show, man. He likes it. He thinks it's really cool. Well, actually, the show I used to love, and I don't know if you've seen it, but you've probably heard about it, because it's always on.
Speaker: Thursday nights or some highway to heaven oh yeah with Michael and Love that show They actually have season one two and three on YouTube. They have a channel called highway to heaven and It's it's it's hard to watch now, but back then it was so badass but
Speaker: Well, yeah. Uh, but yeah, like I said, cash cash digs, quantity, the girls like one or Austin, she'll watch quantum leap with me too. She, she thinks it's really cool. But that's, that's, that's what, when they, when they first introduced NCIS, New Orleans, um, I was like, Oh, shit. Let's go back. I'm down. And then it was like the weird kid from sling blade was in it. I was like, Oh, shit. Yeah. Now I'm totally in. I actually, I love, I love, I actually started to rewatch.
Speaker: the show that you refuse to watch, Sons of Anarchy for like the fifth time. Well, I can't watch it, man. I can't. I can't watch it knowing what happened. Plus, plus I also I also know at the end of how the how the show ends and it's just like, really? Oh, I'm just going to drive a motorcycle into a fucking semi.
Speaker: it's there's a whole other thing about it. I mean, the fact that he he killed like 15 people before he did it. It's why he's being chased by. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't matter. There's how we're going to end the show. Oh yeah. You should have just **** sopranoed it and and the black white journey was in the background.
Speaker: with no explanation or anything. No, no conclusion. No explanation. I can't get into Sopranos. I've I've tried to watch it like three or four times. I can't get into it. Now, I will say that that that movie is coming out like the quote unquote prequel to Sopranos, the Saints of whatever.
Speaker: Right. It does look pretty good. And James Gandolfini, his son, his real life son is playing young Tony Soprano. Nice. So that does look it does look like a pretty good movie. So I'm interested in that. But yeah, it's like the thing like, don't don't end a series with don't don't, you know, Sopranos completely ended their series. There was no closure on a cliffhanger on a serious cliffhanger. You're like, I don't know. They don't know if he's going to get popped or not.
Speaker: Yeah. And then sons of anarchy is like, I'm going to drive my bike and don't motor though. I'll tell you what though semi. Shut up. So bad. Yeah. The worst way you possibly could have, you rat bastard. Oh dude, it is so fucked up. If you get into the show when Opie dies, if you don't cry, you're not a man. I didn't even watch the show when I cried. Oh yeah.
Speaker: Well, the fact that Jax is his best friend and he's watching through, through bullet, through glass, he can't do shit about it. But Jax gets his revenge on the, on the guy that set it up. I'm sure they, I was going to say.
Speaker: I'm sure that, I'm sure he got his revenge in this setting. He actually, he actually, the, the car that set it up, the garden that set it up, Jack's actually breaks into his house with, with two of the other guys and beats the guy to death with his dead wife's snow globe.
Speaker: There's no music playing nothing why you hear thump thump thump and the music box of the Snow globe is playing. That's the only music It's like holy shit, why you gotta wait why you gotta do opie like that? Well actually actually um
Speaker: Sons of Anarchy is based on Hamlet. Yeah, I've heard that before. Well, that's why, like, what's the name? Ron Pullman. When his character died, everybody's like, oh, it sucks that your character died. He's like, I hear he's going to die from scene one. And they're like, what are you talking about? He's like, it's based on Hamlet. I mean, you guys don't get that. But Ron Pullman, that's another guy I could just watch for days.
Speaker: Yeah, he's yeah, he's such a badass and Even though you throughout the show you're like wow he's such an asshole, but he's such a good actor I loved him as Hellboy. I Haven't seen the new Hellboy because it's not Ron Pullman One with the guy from stranger things yeah, it was actually pretty good. I haven't seen you yet Because it's it's not Ron Pullman, so it's not the same
Speaker: I'm pretty excited. It's it's it's it's actually pretty good though. I'll have to check it out. I'll I'll eventually get around to it. Yeah. No, it's it's actually pretty good. I mean, that's like saying you won't watch like Punisher Warzone because it's not Thomas Jane. Yeah. Well, it was it. Yeah, it's the guy did a really good job. Well, I believe it's right. I believe it's Ron Perlman.
Speaker: is a briots for one sorry my bad ron if you're listening sorry sure ron paulman paulman's listening but if you are sorry you know what I'd let him that moved a beast he's huge I wouldn't I'd run the other fucking way guys huge
Speaker: He ain't no bear. I'll beat his ass. Who was it? I saw the other day, the one person I thought challenging real people. No, I saw somebody the other day on, on, it was an actor or something. And I was like, you know what? I'm not much of a fighter, but I would whoop that motherfucker's ass. Oh, it, I know who it is. Uh,
Speaker: And you have to look it up, but my wife says that from the big bang theory. No, my wife.
Speaker: There's a world going round Some empty secrets torn There's a whisper in my ear, yeah Everybody knows Everybody knows Everybody knows
Speaker: Say those are lies that you said You can tell me the truth now, honey Darling, I won't tell We're in the closet behind your clothes Skeleton, the weight of the world
Speaker: And I can tell in your sleeveless eyes You carry it wherever you go Or wherever you go Or wherever you go Oh, nobody believes you Say those are lies that you sell
Speaker: You can't tell me the truth now, oh, man Darling, I won't tell Darling, I won't tell Don't run away, my love I will treat you well Forgive me for the things I've done It's by my hand, deep in
Speaker: Darling I won't tell Darling I won't tell Darling I won't tell
