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Speaker: What's going on, everybody? Happy fucking Monday. What to do? What to do? Let's get into this shit. You know what time it is. Benji, what's going up, brother?
Speaker: seeing the chatters box blowing up them emojis, a mojo, a mojo box, whatever they're called, something like that. Anywho, it's Monday. You know, that means I'm going to be riding this shit by myself, hanging out with you guys. I'm click. Welcome to not sensible nonsense. If you're not already, you can go ahead and check out them socials. Ladies and gentlemen, you know, the drill Facebook, Instagram X formerly known as Twitter.
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Speaker: Uh, hopefully you guys got to enjoy your Saturday, your Sunday. Maybe you hung out with us a little bit Saturday night and then, uh, got to be lazy yesterday. Like we did around here. We actually slept until two o 'clock yesterday afternoon. However, we stayed up a little late playing cards and, Oh, excuse me. And stuff like that. We were actually up until like seven o 'clock in the morning.
Speaker: Uh, drinking and playing cards and having a good time here at the house with a few friends after I got off the show. Um, so we, we, we had a particularly, uh, lazy ass day yesterday. Um, nobody was really hungover. Just, um, just being lazy, just kind of lounging around, watching a little football, obviously. Um, watch a couple of movies, all that good jazz. Oh.
Speaker: But uh, all in all pretty good weekend. We had a, we had a fun show Saturday night. Uh, Benji came and hung out with us for the entirety of the show down there. Um, and it was the same normal bullshit that we always get into. However, before we get too far into tonight's show, I do want to say happy birthday to the one and only Jeff today is his birthday. He's officially.
Speaker: the oldest member of the show once again. What? Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Can I help you? Right in the middle of something. Ah, but yes, Jeff is officially the oldest member on the show. Today is his birthday.
Speaker: Happy birthday to my guy. Well, that fucker, regardless of what anybody says or thinks about him. That's my dude. So happy birthday. Hopefully he's, uh, hopefully he's enjoyed his day. Hopefully, uh, his family didn't completely forget about him today. Well, bastard, I know he said he was going to, he said, he said, I'm not going to say anything at all.
Speaker: I'm not going to say anything at all to my family. And I'm going to wait until midnight. If nobody says anything to me, then I'll be like, I look here, you sons of bitches. I was like, oh, just shut the house off. I'm just kidding. But no, hopefully you had a good day. Hopefully enjoyed his birthday.
Speaker: Uh, we did tell him to come up tonight. Uh, Benji and I both told him, uh, I did send him an invite so he didn't forget. Maybe he'll pop in. Maybe he won't. We'll have to wait and see, but, uh, happy birthday, Jeff. Love you buddy. And, uh, hopefully you enjoyed your gift. I got to do the same thing. I got you last year. Shatter's box is saying happy birthday to Jeff as well. Uh, anyways, anyways, anyways.
Speaker: Well, there's eleventeen of them and the odds of everyone forgetting isn't good. Well, I mean, as we seen Saturday night when we were doing the show, it literally looked like Jeff was a doorman outside of a club with the amount of people that were coming and going out of his house. The crazy thing about it, yeah, it looked like there was three hundred people there, but there was actually only like seven or eight people there.
Speaker: So it was, it was, uh, it's always kind of crazy and hectic there, you know, kind of like here during the week for me, not like it's ever really crazy and hectic during the week, but the kids are here during the week and then on the weekends, it's literally just me. Uh, you know, I'm home alone cause Nikki's at work. So on Saturday, like Fridays and Saturdays, I can do, I can do the shows without any, without any interruptions or destructions or, or anything like that. Just kind of doing what we do.
Speaker: getting a little crazy, but now we had a good time Saturday night. We had, we had a fun show. Um, and in typical Saturday night fashion, we went way won't long, but that's okay. Um, either way. Um, but it is Monday.
Speaker: Did he pop last year's doll? I had to think about that one for a second. No, we have a running joke. You know, there's there's a lot of things that I don't ask him questions about. We have a running joke between the two of us.
Speaker: for like the holidays and our birthdays. And we tell each other, we're gonna get you the same thing we got, got you last year, which is absolutely nothing. So what's going on, Brad? Seeing Mr. Tinney today, he looks, wow, I didn't even know he was still alive. Holy shit. What's going on, buddy? For those of you who don't know, Mr. Tinney was our teacher in high school. And I didn't mean to say like, I didn't know he was alive to be a dick. I honestly didn't know that he was still alive.
Speaker: Uh, he was our, oh, but it's Monday. It's just, it's, it's, it's Monday. And I'm in, I've been in full Monday gear all day. So, uh, and I just bear with me. I mean, it's good that he's still alive. I mean, it sucks that he's in bad shape, but I honestly, I didn't know that he was even still alive and kicking, but, um,
Speaker: Now it is Monday. So, you know, let's she, you and I both, man. You and I both, I'm gonna have me a couple of them. So we got to get into the football conversation.
Speaker: We got to go ahead and there's actually some news in football this weekend and then whatnot. Uh, and college football buddy, did they drop the ball in college football? Um, fantasy football playoffs are right around the corner. I'm in three leagues, one league. I'm mathematically eliminated from the playoffs, which sucks because that's my pay league, but it is what it is. That's a tough league. That's a tough league to win.
Speaker: However, I did go 3 -0 this week. Pretty sure, actually. Let me double check that before I say that. 3 -0, wait, there's still games to me. There's still a game to be played tonight. I think I'm safe. Oh, yeah, I'm safe there. Yeah, something tells me Jamar Chase isn't going to put up 70 points.
Speaker: Um, but I did go three and oh, this week and the other two leagues, one league, I'm in third, second or third. I'm about to move back into first and then the other league that I'm in, I'm in second. So yeah, I got this. Okay. And I got another 60 point lead there. They're not going to get 60 points, uh, uh, 40 point lead in that one. Not that it matters. All I'm doing is playing spoiler at this point at this point in time.
Speaker: Let's go GTA six 20. Hey, we were kind of talking about grand theft daughter the other night and I just don't understand what I mean. Are people really excited about it or are they just buying into the hype and getting excited about it? Cause I feel like that's really all it is. I think people are just buying into the hype and getting excited for it. Um,
Speaker: And I, and I said, and I said this, I said this a while back about GTA. Does it really need a grand theft out of six or can they just do a giant fucking, uh, expansion on five and just be done with it? Um, Yeah, I got that one in the bag. Okay. Calvin Ridley to play tonight and that one. So three and 0 for the fantasy.
Speaker: But also, it's not a very fair assessment on my part because I've never been a big fan of GTA. I know you're excited for that one, Binge, World War Z. You guys have been talking about that update for a minute.
Speaker: I just, I've never been a big fan of the game. Uh, and especially once they added online, because once you added that online world, any enjoyment that you could have in the game as a casual players taken away by the losers who do nothing but live on that fucking game. So.
Speaker: I, as I've said in the past about grand theft auto, uh, for me, I just used to like to go in and punch in the cheat codes and get a monster truck and a whole bunch of weapons and then get my six stars or five stars and see if I could outrun the cops or survive the cops or how long I can survive. Uh, and all that jazz.
Speaker: I already have your alarm set. Nice. What time's the, what time's the update go live? Yeah. I mean, even the story just kinda, I don't know. I love Kim. I didn't like call of duties, modern war fairs, even like your mortal combats and stuff like that. I love the campaign modes, especially if they tell a good story. I just never, I don't know. Like I said, it's kind of not a fair assessment on my part to talk about GTA. Cause I'm not really the biggest fan. It was just always boring to me.
Speaker: Uh, and, and, and, and it was like, like they made it overly too complicated for no reason, but why are you going now? I thought you were going to Walmart. Okay. Um, yeah, there's just, there's just too much going on. Like, you know, there's 27 side missions to one mission and I don't know. I just, I've never, I've never found the game enjoyable.
Speaker: And then with the online thing like that was really cool that I thought was super cool. I was like this is gonna be fun And the first you know, the first few months or whatever you get on there in the open world and kind of just I just kind of fucked around I didn't really do anything but then it just you know Like I said, you got these guys that live on that game for that's all they do man and and you can't even enjoy the game because you got all these fucking GTA fucking gangsters that
Speaker: just want to disrupt and shit all over your gameplay when you're minding your own fucking business. It's like, God damn. So leave me alone. I got she's you got you got 500 cars in a big ass mansion and more money than than you'll ever sit been on this game. Why are you fucking was with a level five character that's literally just on here hanging out, just fucking around trying to
Speaker: fly a fucking plane or trying to go piss off the military and still a jet or steal a tank or some shit like that. Hey, you don't bother any people. Damn. Bunch of fucking twats. They have no life. Yeah, I know. I just yeah, like I said, GTA was more of a time killer for me. I never really took it serious. So there's never been a big benefit.
Speaker: You know, teach their own, I guess, as I've said, it's all about preference. It's all about what you like. I mean, there's games that I like that, that I, you know, that I'm sure most people are like, really, dude, why are you playing fucking Madden? It's the same thing every year. Yeah. Well, leave me alone. I like Matt. Although I stopped buying it a few years back because, you know, by January,
Speaker: It'll be free in the Xbox Game Pass so that I can just download it for free. Your mother sucks, Jeff. You don't miss the birthday shout out. You're too late. Nobody gives a fuck about you anymore. I'm just kidding. There's Jeff in the chatters box, y 'all.
Speaker: I didn't know if you were able to make it up tonight or not, but I sent you an invite just, just to remind you. Uh, but we did, we did all say happy birthday. Um, I hope you enjoy your birthday gift. I got you the same thing I got you last year. I just started to show, you know, we got another two hours and 40 minutes. So if you get a chance to pop in for a few minutes, go ahead.
Speaker: You know where to find me for the next two hours and at least 40 minutes. My buddy Bryant lives on GTA online and I was like, why does this mean anything? And he was like, because you can prove you're better than other players. And I was like, why do I need to prove my worth in a game? I mean, I'm better than most people on call of duty and I don't live on it.
Speaker: better than most people in Madden, but I am very rarely ever on Madden and when I do play Madden, I only play friends online. And if I'm not playing online, then I'm just fucking around with, uh, you know, playing through the season or whatever. Oh, nice. So they didn't forget about, they didn't forget about you. Exactly. I think a lot of people have forgotten about that down the lines.
Speaker: You know, gaming, you know, for me, gaming is a way to kind of relax and unwind from the day. Um, and that's why I usually don't get on during the week. And so after the kids go to bed, then it's like, all right, kids are in bed. If Mickey and I aren't watching something or whatever, I'm going to wind down and I'm going to play a few rounds of call of duty or a few rounds of modern warfare or something like that, just to kind of unwind and relax from the day and all that, and all that fun excitement.
Speaker: all that bullshit. Yeah, I've never really been that guy that's ever got, you know, when I start to get aggravated at a video game, and I've done this for years, it's time for me to turn it off. It's time for me to turn it off. I'm done.
Speaker: Um, but I've always had that mentality. If a game starts to affect my, my daily real life, then I'm done and I'll take a break from it. I might take a break for a couple of days, maybe a week. Um, but yeah, once, once video games start affecting my real life, that I, I kind of take a step back and, and, and, uh, you know, uh, reset, so to say, um,
Speaker: because at the end of the day, it's just a video game, bro. It ain't, it ain't serious. Like it ain't paying my bills. It ain't paying my bills, man. Now I'll talk shit when I'm playing Call of Duty or.
Speaker: Something like that or you know, like if my buddies are my buddies and I were playing Madden together. We'll talk shit to each other But you know, that's just friendly Ball bustin and you know if I talk shit to somebody online I don't get super serious about it. I know some people will get a little butter but you know Yeah, but the moment it starts affected my real life and making me miserable and shit like that. I'm like
Speaker: I'm good. I need to take a break. It's just a fucking video game. I'm supposed to be relaxing. This is supposed to be relaxing. This is supposed to be allowing me to unwind or whatever. How am I letting it get me all frustrated and aggravated?
Speaker: But I've been playing video games most of my life and I've never been like that guy that just spends his entire life on a video game. I've been accused of it. I was like, I might play video games for like six hours a week. Fucking mean I live on video games. But.
Speaker: I mean, if I, I think it would be different if, if, if, if playing video games or paying my bills, you know, but I will, I'll never be at that level of, uh, I can't even, I can't even believe that they, they consider video gaming a fucking professional sport these days, the e -sports and whatnot. That shit's fucking professional. They call themselves professional athletes.
Speaker: Look, you're a fucking nerd who plays video games. You are not a professional athlete. Fuck out of here with that goofy shit. But, yeah, not to each other, I guess. Some of those cats are making a lot of fucking money doing it. Shit, some of those cats are making a lot of fucking money just sitting in their mom's basement playing video games on Twitch.
Speaker: Gonna be mad at him though. I ain't no. Good on you if that's how you make a living. I mean, as much as I love video games, I don't think I could just sit around and play video games 24 hours, 24, seven. My God. I would go stir crazy. You gotta get out, man. I gotta get out. I gotta see people. I might not be talking to people in real life.
Speaker: I gotta fucking see people, man. I need social interaction. Oh. Ankle breaking moments. Oh. Thanks.
Speaker: Um, but again, some people have addicted personalities and that's their addiction video. Oh yeah. But that's, that's, that's kind of the crazy thing too. Now you see on, on these games, um, like Call of Duty and Madden and whatnot. And, and, and.
Speaker: you know, other online games, but they're trying, I guess, to a certain degree, trying to get rid of the toxic people and the assholes, you know, cause they have the whole, uh, warning at the beginning of the game before you go online. You know, we want to, uh, create a friendly gamer community and get rid of the toxic and the data, anybody that is found, uh, act in a certain type of way can get your
Speaker: Get your fucking shit canceled on the gaming community, but I Don't really know how that works or if it's really something to be worried about I think people sometimes worry about getting canceled when they don't even need to worry about getting canceled We haven't gotten canceled and we say some fucked up shit on this goddamn show Let's be honest we say some fucked up shit on this goddamn show
Speaker: I guess that's a fortunate thing of being nobodies. Now we have to blow up the, you know, the past shows before we blew up, we'll come back and bite us in the ass. But until then, we'll, we'll, we'll live in our land of obscurity. Uh, nobody knowing or caring about us and getting away with saying dumb shit.
Speaker: You know, who knows by the time we blow up the land of confusion that we live in with the soft will have already been weeded out thanks to Darwinism. And then it won't matter. We can just go back to saying whatever we want, whenever we want, and acting however we want. Not that I do anything terrible, but I do make jokes that
Speaker: Some people might get all up in their fields about. Okay, man up your pussies. Two schwas. Ah, anyhoo. Anyhoo. Oh, Lord have mercy. What'd I just do with that? Not that, not that, there we go. That's what I'm...
Speaker: Let's get into this little football conversation. Shall we, uh, as far as scores go, nothing crazy yesterday. Um, the Browns went to shit in like the last four minutes of the game. They were playing pretty good. I got to say Flacco looked pretty good. Uh, the Browns look pretty good up until like the last four or five minutes of the game and black go through an interception. And it was just all downhill from there.
Speaker: uh, wound up losing 36 to 19. The Cardinals shocked the entire world. I think to a certain degree, because they fucking suck this year. And as we've said, the Steelers are the worst, best looking team in the NFL. Somehow they still managed to fucking win and they play like absolute dog shit. Well, that caught up to him yesterday. Um, and the Cardinals kind of ran.
Speaker: Buckwild on them, beat them 24 to 10. James Connor, homecoming. Coming back to Pittsburgh after Pittsburgh cut him a couple of years back. It was the first time back in Pittsburgh. A man went nuts. Two touchdowns, over 100 yards rushing, had a bunch of yards receiving. James Connor said, what's up, Pittsburgh? Daddy's home, man. Bengals and Jags are on tonight. I think it's safe to say the Jaguars are going to beat the absolute hell out of the Bengals. There are Joe Burrowless Bengals.
Speaker: Um, and then just haven't been firing on, on any cylinders this season. The Bengals have looked like absolute dog shit all season. Um, Packers, the red hot freaking Packers, man, coming out of nowhere. Um, after a rough start to the season.
Speaker: Taking it to the Chiefs yesterday buddy with a With a 27 to 19 victory. Yeah, the Packers started the season out man with they were Five and two three and five three and six at one point and
Speaker: And they've won three straight man. Red hot. I don't know what's going on in green Bay, but Jordan love and that young, and that young team, man, they, they are coming alive in green Bay. So let's go green Bay. Let's go pack. I'm not mad at you all now. I guess there were some questionable calls last night. I imagine that in the green Bay, uh, Kansas city game, uh,
Speaker: Cause as we all know, as a football fan, if you play the Kansas city chiefs, you're playing the zebras as well. Um, so I guess there was quite a few questionable calls and one call for pass interference should have been on the Packers. I believe that wasn't called and the refs. I didn't watch the game. We were watching the movie, but I was reading some articles today and, and the referees are taking up.
Speaker: beating from that game last night. They said they said that one article said that the refs absolutely embarrassed not only themselves, but the entire NFL with their terrible officiating and and and and calls in that game with with Green Bay and Kansas City.
Speaker: And it's been going on for years, man. All you guys want to bitch and piss and cry and moan about Tom Brady. Watch, watch five fucking games with the Kansas city chiefs in the last couple of years. It's ridiculous. Not only that, but there was also a really piss poor call that cost the Browns the first down late in the game last night or yesterday.
Speaker: that I think the entire world is scratching their heads because they called offsides on Joe Patonio, which is our tackle. And they said that he was moving the ball forward. And they doubled down. Joe Patino is not a center. Joe Patino did not have his ball, his hands anywhere on the ball.
Speaker: but they doubled down once the fans, he asked him a question. He said, what the fuck? And this is his words. What the fuck are you guys doing? And Joe didn't move. Nobody on that offensive line move. There was a defensive line flinch, a flinch at best, but they called him for moving the ball forward. And this was in SoFi stadium in California in the, and you heard it audibly in the stadium, even
Speaker: you know, all the fans booing the refs and everything else because it was just like, you know, that that call makes no sense. You're calling it on a guy who has never touches the ball because he's a tag. They were dead set that it was him. But again,
Speaker: A lot of shady business going on. Colts and Titans had an interesting game, came down to OT. Surprise, surprise. Both of those teams have kind of decided to show up the second half of the season. Titans are still trying to figure things out, but they're looking better than they did at the beginning of the season. And the damn Colts have found themselves in playoff conversations.
Speaker: Who would have thunk it being led by an American hero, a true American hero, the one and only Minshew mania, baby. Minshew mania running wild in Indianapolis. Love it. Love it. Love it. Love it. I ain't mad at it. The lines got into a dog fights with the saints. That shocked me. Uh, the lines were up pretty big and then the saints started coming back and just.
Speaker: Just a little too short. Came up a little bit too short there at the end. Falcons and Jets fucking suck. That was a gross, disgusting performance of an NFL game. Thirteen to eight. Nobody fucking cares. The Falcons won. Speaking of red hot teams this year, the CJ Stroud bled fucking Houston Texans lighting up the Broncos, ending their five game winning streak. Wow.
Speaker: Cowboys doing what the Cowboys are doing. They're just kicking everybody's ass right now. They'll somehow manage to fuck it up. Don't worry. Don't worry cowboy fans. We know it's your year. This is your season, but she'll somehow manage to fuck it up in the playoffs. Trust me. It's okay. It's all right. You didn't boys for right now, but you won't be them boys. The Miami dolphins absolutely dismantled the Washington Redskins commanders football team, whatever the hell they're calling themselves this year. It's the first trans NFL team.
Speaker: ever in Washington because they don't know if they're Redskins commanders or football team. Either way, the Miami dolphins and goddamn Tyree kill mate, making a statement that he's the MVP this year. Um, so blow my mind if Tyree came to the, uh, anti MVP this year, dude, his stats are, his stats are stupid this season. Um, just, just absolutely fucking insane.
Speaker: I was hoping for a breakdown of his seasons. Ah, here we go. That's not right.
Speaker: Yeah, he's. That 93 receptions for almost 1500 yards. 12 touchdowns on the season. Along for 78. So. He's averaging about 124 guards a game.
Speaker: Average receptions about 16 yards. It dude's just fucking playing lights out ball this year and two is loving them Carolina Panthers for you Carolina Panther fans you guys still fucking suck but it showed up man you lost it you lost a close one to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, but
Speaker: There's still some shout out to Chubba Hubbard had a good game yesterday. I finished the football. I picked him up because he was the only fucking running back available. And I am Barkley for the giants and they were on a bi -week and I was like, yeah, maybe Hubbard will get me six, seven points. He got me about 23 points. I think it was. So shout out to Chubba Hubbard, Carolina Panthers running back. But, um,
Speaker: Yeah, they tried to stay in it with Tampa Bay. It just came up a little bit short. And the fall of the mighty empire known as the New England Patriots
Speaker: What is going on in New England? Ladies and gentlemen, they lost to the Chargers yesterday. Chargers have been a little sloppy this year. New England Patriots are now 2 -10 on the season. And I said that the Falcons' Jets game was gross.
Speaker: Probably hard to watch this Chargers New England game had to be even worse to watch it was six to nothing Chargers win six to nothing No touchdowns in the game at all There's two lonely field goals By
Speaker: by the Chargers kicker. However, somehow, Justin Herbert still managed to throw for over 200 yards. And Zappy, he or Zappa or whatever, he managed to throw for 140 yards. Not impressive numbers, you know, considering other guys. But, um,
Speaker: Just, uh, they had to be a rough game to watch at the end of the day. I mean, I, I mean, fricking chargers had, uh, 30 yards of rushing. Yeah. Just, just, just terrible. And finally.
Speaker: Finally, you know, we're gonna we're gonna get out of there. We're gonna we're gonna wrap this well football car a little NFL conversation up here Finally last night Sorry yesterday afternoon yesterday late game the four o 'clock game The San Francisco 49ers absol. I can literally Dismantled the Eagles in Philly
Speaker: I hate to break it to you, Philly, but that's what would have happened to you last season. Had it not been for the injuries, you weren't getting past San Francisco and you're not getting past them this year. If they're healthy, you got a little bit of a taste of what's going to happen to you. If you guys meet in the playoffs this year, and I'm saying it because you're both going to make, there's no question about that unless, unless Philly absolutely shits the bed from here on out.
Speaker: but you're gonna see each other again in the playoffs potentially. And they're gonna do the same exact fucking thing to you. And there were a little controversy there because apparently the Philadelphia Eagles head of security, Big Dom, what the hell is this goofy bastard's name? Dom De Sandro felt like he needed to stick his nose in the business that he didn't pertain to.
Speaker: Didn't get a little, uh, a little bit of an altercation with, uh, which drew real on for the 49ers. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go ahead and say this, and this is a personal opinion. This is actually what I think should happen. Dom DeSandro or sin. You should never be anywhere near that sideline ever again.
Speaker: ever again, you shouldn't even be in that stadium ever again. You are nobody important. You're ahead of security. Don't you don't get into confrontations and push your fucking hands on players. Now, George drew real on was ejected out of that game. I don't believe that was that should have happened. Yeah, go ahead and get the penalty and flag whatever, but he shouldn't have been ejected.
Speaker: Cause big Dom, who's all, he was a hero in Philly. Get fucked, dude. It's some fat, goofy Italian bastards. You know, you should never be allowed on that field again when that team is playing bottom line. And I say this simply because a, again, like I said, you had no business putting your hands on a fucking player. You had no business starting a fight with a player from the opposing team. That's not your job.
Speaker: Second of all, it's irritating because just last week they fired a kid who was a cameraman because they felt that he took part in a Tyreek Hill celebration. This is an NFL cameraman and they fired this kid. And you're going to fire this kid for something so trivial, so mundane, who gives a fuck if he, him and Tyreek Hill happen to be friends.
Speaker: Who cares if he took part in a celebration for a touchdown? Get the fuck on NFL. Y 'all let this shit fly. See, this is that shit. Y 'all got a lot more problems than some kid who's a cameraman taking part in a celebration with Tyree Hill. Big ups to Tyree Hill, though, because Tyree Hill said he's going to cover his wages that he's going to miss out on for this year. So big ups to Tyree Hill.
Speaker: I got love for Tyree Kill. I've always liked Tyree Kill. His no -neck having ass. But big doll, yeah, Philadelphia. First of all, your city's gross. Your fan bases for all your sports are gross. And your teams, nobody fucking cares about, except you. You're the only people on the planet that care about your fucking teams. The city of brotherly love,
Speaker: It's it's it's a city of a giant dumpster fighter. Get the fuck on. Get over yourselves, Philly. You're not as important as you think you are. And me, if I was an NFL player and I was played against Philly, I would love to see Dom Big Dom on the sidelines because I might run out of bounds and accidentally spear his big ass.
Speaker: The NFL needs to step in and they need to do something. Um, they, like I said, he should never be on the sideline again. You are not a part of the Phillies organization. You are not a member of the NFL organization. You have no business being down there and, or getting involved in an altercation with a player and putting your hands on a player. Yeah. He must you in the face, but it was after you put your hands on it.
Speaker: And you should be lucky that that's all he did was new shooting the face. It didn't clock your big. It's just fucking just, God, just discussing Philly be better Philly. I know, I know it can't happen, but fucking be better. I know Pittsburgh probably feels the same way we feel about Cincinnati. We wish to probably wish they could just get rid of you. We keep trying to give Cincinnati to Kentucky, but
Speaker: Tucky won't even take him. That speaks volumes. And since today, is it nowhere near as bad as Philly? I might be able to send you one here in a little bit if I remember. I found a couple of them, but.
Speaker: He got a little butt hurt. Cause I think true green lawn fucking suplex the hell out of, uh, Devontae Adams or whatever the hell his name was for the Philadelphia Eagles. I think that's what led up to the altercation, but, uh, it just, just, just a fucking disgusting display Philly set fire to that city. Like in all honesty, just, I don't want anybody to die. I just set fire to the city and make it go away.
Speaker: Uh, I'm just saying, I don't know, Philly fans are going to probably hear me and then they're going to get all butt hurt and get to get their panties in a twist. And oh, well, I said what I said, deal with it. If it wasn't true, you wouldn't get your panties all up in a bunch. Jess saying Philly.
Speaker: Only one thing good came out of Philly and that was a Philly cheese steak. That's really not even that good for you. That's not, bitch will kill you like right now, but they are delicious. That's the only thing I'm going to give you credit for Philly. And I purposely left someone out. So before anybody says anything, I know he came from there, but we don't care.
Speaker: We don't like him no more. He who shall be renamed or remain nameless. I can tell somebody's at the airport. Ryan must be at the airport waiting to get on his flight.
Speaker: He's blowing up our group chat. Yeah. But do you have another game tonight? Like I said, Jacksonville and Cincy, I think that's just going to be an absolute just blowout. Jacksonville should probably run all over Cincinnati. Um. Yeah.
Speaker: I had this about it in the NFL, man. Nothing really outside of the, the, the bad officiating and across the board, the altercation and Philly. Oh, the, uh, the Kansas city Taylor Swift's, it was all big.
Speaker: thing yesterday, an article that said Taylor switch will be in attendance at Lambeau field for the Kansas city game and the Kansas city chiefs are four and Oh, when Taylor's in attendance, I went out the window yesterday. No longer a good luck charm. Are you there? Take, take that go Jacksonville. Absolutely. How do you know I've, I've found myself
Speaker: We are quietly rooting for Jacksonville for the last couple, I don't know, a couple, three, four years. They're one of those teams. Like I said, like I've said about Houston for the last few years, they're like, they're like one piece away from being, uh, an actual playoff contender and maybe making a run in the playoffs. Um, and they made it to the playoffs last year and it looks like their playoff bound this year.
Speaker: unless something happens, I mean, Jacksonville is eight and three. So, you know, they're definitely a, a playoff contender and, uh, Houston is, uh, uh, seven and five. And I think they split their, their games against each other. They're in the same division.
Speaker: So beat Jacksonville once. Yeah, so they split. They've they've each lost each other now and they each beat each other. Um. Houston is just outside the window for the AFC wild card. I'm. Just behind Cleveland, Pittsburgh and Indianapolis. So.
Speaker: All four have the same record, but they're literally just outside the window for a wild card run. So even think you're old enough to remember when teams were trying to kill each other. Um,
Speaker: I just let them play fucking football, man. It's already bad enough that we lost the Pro Bowl. The Pro Bowl is now a flag football game, uh, which I understand, you know, say a few of the players, you don't want these guys getting hurt in a fucking Pro Bowl game. God, how, how bad would that suck? If you were having like a, uh, a fucking hall of fame style career and you go to the poor bowl and fucking blow out your knee. I understand that, but I do like that we have the.
Speaker: the pro bowl games now, all the, all the, all the skill games and all the other fun stuff that they're doing, uh, the pro bowl weekend and whatnot. Uh, that's pretty cool.
Speaker: Trust me, some teams are still out there trying to kill each other. There was a, there was a fight between San Francisco and Philly before the game yesterday. Um, there's not showing them on TV anymore. That's nine times out of 10. If guys really start to get into, uh, uh, uh, Dottie Brook, if you will, it was like, Oh, cut the commercial. Everybody would open it. He watches. Uh, you know, I remember them showing injuries and stuff like that. And now the injuries bad enough, like the Nick Chubb injury.
Speaker: They didn't show that on TV. They only showed a replay of it one time in the stadium, but it was, it was, it was, it was pretty bad. Cause I remember people were that one act like, cause we were at the game. And then that like week after you were like, what even, uh,
Speaker: uh what apparently i just lost twitch what the hell what the hell the twitch isn't down what are they talking about
Speaker: I don't know. I just got a notification from streaming. I'm saying that they were having problems. I got, yeah, I was still there. I went and looked. I just got a message from re stream. So they were having problems streaming it to Twitch. Um, it is, it is slowly becoming the flag football league. It really is, um, the national flag football league. And that's kind of scary. Um, because you realize that they're going to have guys making millions of dollars that literally
Speaker: I could be on, I could be on an NFL team, even with my old ass broken up body. At that point, if we're just playing flag football, I could go play in the NFL or the NFL. Twitch is on one. Go home, Twitch. You're drunk. Go drunk your home Twitch.
Speaker: But, um, I understand, you know, to a certain degree, I understand some things, but other things it's football. It's a violent sport. Guys are going to hit each other. Uh, you know, I had seen a couple of plays yesterday, um, in a couple of the games where, I mean, the Browns, there was a few plays in that Browns game where those Browns defenders, the secondary linebackers, absolutely fucking
Speaker: smoked ball carriers and shit like that for now. Fortunately, there was no flag. They absolutely fucking destroyed them. I mean, I think it was a joker. Hit a cat so hard that he knocked that motherfucker into next Sunday. That dude got up and thought he was in the upside down. I think that's the strangest thing. Stranger thing reference.
Speaker: but I just, just absolutely smoked that boy. Um, there was a few other games when I was kind of flipping through and watching the highlights and stuff like that. There was a few other guys that just got absolutely shit on yesterday. Um, so I mean, the hits are still there. They're just not like every play like they used to be. And even, even if you think about it and you go back into like early nineties and early mid nineties, whatever,
Speaker: There were more big hits than there are now, but even those were, you know, it wasn't every play and it wasn't every game. So I think they're doing more to protect quarterbacks, which is fine. Fucking Cleveland, we're on our fourth quarterback of the season. Yay.
Speaker: I think there was a stack said Cleveland said 36 starting quarterbacks since 1999. For 37. Yeah, we're on our fourth one this this season alone. So. Now Kenny Pickett went down yesterday for Pittsburgh.
Speaker: And Jalen hurts his hurt. I don't know how bad the injury is. We see what happened last year with two in Miami. Golly, man. I don't know. Uh, we talked about it on here. Tony and I talked about it quite a few times, uh, as to whether or not he was going to be able to come back and play just because a couple of those shots that he took the way he hit the ground, the way he landed and the way his body reacted. It was, it was kind of scary at the end of the day. So, um,
Speaker: And what are you gonna do? We as fans, you know, long for the days of the smash mouth in your face. Bust them up football, but. You know, look at those players now, some of them, I mean, can barely move. Some of them. Can bear, you know, they're lucky if they can remember their names and then you got the guys with the CTEs that are that are killing themselves or or or
Speaker: killing other people or whatever, just because their brains so fucking mushed. This is just it's brain mush, whatever. So back in a little bit of leeway, you know, we evolve as a species, as a race, people evolve. We adapt and you don't want these guys to, you know, even if they are making millions of dollars,
Speaker: Not everybody in the NFL is making millions of dollars and they're putting their, their, their body and mind on the, on the line every Sunday for us. So yeah, give them a little bit of slack. Yeah. We want to see the smash mouth football, but you've got to give them a little bit of slack, a little bit of leeway, you know, a little bit of understanding what they're trying to do and how they're trying to protect players. But hopefully, hopefully, hopefully, hopefully it never does go to straight up flag football because my God.
Speaker: Oh, that would just be fucking embarrassing. Fucking embarrassing. Anywho, I'm going to get ready and take myself my first break of the evening, see if we can stay somewhat on time tonight.
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Speaker: So we were just talking about the NFL and all the craziness going on in the NFL and, and, and, and, and whatnot. Excuse me. Ah, so let's transition into college football. Saturday night, we had conference championship games or Saturday, so to say we had conference championship games all day, all night. At the end of the day, let's be honest game started at noon and they were
Speaker: literally went all fucking night. What the hell? There it is. So, you know, Texas just annihilated Oklahoma State. Alabama shocked Georgia and a close, close
Speaker: Washington and Oregon had another had another close one. A dogfight if you will. Florida somehow some way. Without starting quarterback without. The Rockstar. What in the heck working without the Rockstar quarterback they had it with Travis Jordan who went down injured and they were starting their backup quarterback went down injured.
Speaker: And a third string true freshmen playing in his first game ever, the ACC championship and the Florida State Seminoles somehow managed to get a winner over Louisville. Louisville is a tough school, tough team. I really thought that they had a chance to beat Florida State, especially with everything that was going on with the quarterback situation. And then of course, my guys, Michigan Wolverines, count them one, two,
Speaker: Third year in a row, big 10 champs, blank Iowa, 26 to nothing, which is surprising. Iowa has a very tough defense, one of the top team fences in college football. Offense is a little suspect at times, but actually it's a real suspect most of the times, but that defense ain't no joke. That's a legitimate defense.
Speaker: You know, I like to say that, uh, Michigan's offense did something really impressive. They literally scored two touchdowns. The other 12 points came from field goals, but nonetheless, I shout out Iowa because they did, uh, they did, uh, you have a lot of gold line stands against Michigan. I don't think that.
Speaker: That bar may have went out of business for those of you who missed it. I brought it up on the show Saturday night, a bar in Iowa at a golf course said they were giving out free drinks until I was scored. Well, as I just said, Michigan won 26 to nothing. So you know what that means. That bar was handing out free drinks all night long, at least for the
Speaker: three to four hours that the game was. I don't know about Iowa. I don't know how big of drinkers they are or anything like that, but I know you know you do that to a bar certain parts around Ohio there. Yeah, they're following bankruptcy the next day because we got some alcoholics around here. Same with PA and you know, yeah, you go you go hurt. You won't be hurting your pocketbook giving out free beers. I think I would have.
Speaker: somehow come up with a better idea. But you know what, at the same day, at the same time, I'd be willing to bet that it was only on specific beers. And that was enough of a promotion to pack that fucking bar. And they still did all right with money because, you know, I'm sure people were doing shots and drinking mixed drinks and the ladies were having some wine or the dudes were having wine. I don't know. And the fruity mixed drinks. So I'm sure that they still made a good amount of money.
Speaker: Uh, and definitely one hell of a way to get people in the door, offer up free beer. I remember, I remember, I remember, um, when Cleveland went 0 and 16 the next season, Bud Light put coolers in the bars in Cleveland and when, and they, and they put chains around them.
Speaker: And, uh, those coolers stay locked until Cleveland won their first game. And I think it was like four or five games into the next season before they won a game. Uh, but man, when they did, they unlocked them fucking coolers and all that beer was free. You know, they weren't big coolers, but that's again, hell of a fucking promotion because if you, if I know that my local bar has one of those coolers there, and if the Browns happen to win, I know that I'm going to get to drink it. All that beer in there is free for everybody in the bar.
Speaker: I'm going to get a few beers out of it. I'm going to go watch all the Browns games there. It's a hell of a motion. Not only that, but it's a hell of a motion for, but that was back when Bud Light was actually cool before they committed woke suicide. Woke aside, if you will. I don't know if that's a real word or not. If it's not, I just made it up. Fucking trademark, nonsensical, nonsense click 2023, December 4th of 2023 at 8 21 woke aside.
Speaker: Anyone check on that bar yet? See if the owner is still, people came to that bar today and drinks had to be here. $25 for a beer, 35 for draft, just like the fuck. Now I'm sure that they, uh, I'm sure they had, they had it all worked out to where they weren't absolutely eating shit. But, uh, regardless, they, they had it.
Speaker: I don't know. And like you said, it had to be certain beers, specific beers. I don't know. Maybe they teamed up with a local brewery or something like that. Uh, the article really didn't go into depth, but again, that local brewery say they did that and that local brewery is going to be hurting too, especially if they've got a good product and people like it. But anyways, with, uh, under the, under the college football controversy, if you will,
Speaker: Now I've been saying this for many years and I've been saying it on this show. Tony and I have actually had fucking arguments about this on this show. And all this does is prove my fucking point to be even more true today and validate everything I fucking said about the sec and about ESPN and about these stupid fucking committees. So they had their college football playoff selection committee yesterday.
Speaker: Obvious answer, Michigan number one. Hell yeah. Let's go, Michigan. Let's go blue. As Rick Flair says, as the one and only Rick Flair says right here, to be the team, you got to beat the team. And right now the team is a university of Michigan.
Speaker: Not surprising, Michigan did move up to number one after Georgia lost. Also not surprising, Washington moved up to number two. Also not surprising because Georgia lost. Georgia's a one loss team. Georgia didn't win their conference.
Speaker: Texas got in a little surprised that they were number three, but Texas did win their conference and put an absolute fucking beat down on Oklahoma state. And here comes my validation. And here comes me saying, I'm right. Once again, and any of you naysayers can lick my asshole right around the fucking eye, right around that Brown, I just lick it.
Speaker: Number four. Based off of the committee votes. Last week was number eight. One last team. To Texas. What up, geez? Rounding out your college football playoffs for this year. None other than the University of fucking Alabama. Cause God forbid.
Speaker: college football and ESPN doesn't suck the dick of the SEC and put Alabama in there. They don't deserve to be in there. You lost. Yes. I understand that Texas had a loss, but Texas beats you and they won their conference. Yes, you won your conference as well. But they jumped Florida.
Speaker: Florida State Seminoles undefeated, won the ACC, went through diversity, played their asses off, all to get smacked in the face. So the ESPN and college football can once again cradle the balls as they're fucking sucking off the SEC. Alabama was eighth in the country.
Speaker: They were eighth in the country last week. They jumped all the way to four. Jumping to four, they jumped Ohio State. Oregon should have dropped. Oregon shouldn't have moved. They did lose.
Speaker: but they jumped over Ohio state Texas didn't move up as, as expected, but she went from eight. It took the fourth position from Florida state. You jumped four spots and not, and, and, and, and, and essentially because of a bullshit committee vote of undefeated ACC champion, Florida state was knocked out of the college playoff.
Speaker: I don't think it's right. I don't think Alabama has any business being there. I don't care that you won the SEC. I'm sorry. Maybe you shouldn't have lost her a little in the season to Texas. Texas earned the right to be there out of the one loss teams. You have to look at it this way. Alabama beat Georgia. Georgia move drops down. Georgia went from one to six, by the way. Texas, they beat Alabama.
Speaker: Earlier in the season in Alabama, one last team, Texas is in Washington undefeated. Beat everybody beat Oregon twice this year, Michigan undefeated, won the big 10 championship for the third year in a row. They're rightfully in their spot, Texas. I would have put Texas at number four and then put Florida state at number three.
Speaker: So in order to make sure that your little precious little babies, the SEC still gets represented, you guys have once again screwed over a deserving team. What up motherfucker? What's going on? And it's happened multiple seasons, multiple years. This bullshit committee, this bias ass committee will fuck over deserving teams.
Speaker: And some years it's teams because you will put multiple SEC schools into the playoffs. I cannot wait. Until. The new old playoff system starts next year. Because as of right now, if we had the new playoff system going, there would be only. Two teams. In there. For the SEC.
Speaker: You would have. Three from the Big 10. One, two, three, two or three from the Pac 12 or the Big 12 Pac 12 Big 12. And then the ACC would have been represented as well. I've been chase dealers. Yeah, your Steelers got. Smack in the mouth yesterday.
Speaker: No, I don't like their all white jerseys. I think they're ugly. I do however like the all white helmets, but I really hope when this new playoff system comes into play next year and there is no more committee, I think we're going to finally see that the SEC is nothing more than a, than a coddled, carried bunch of weak little babies.
Speaker: Nine times out of 10, they have a week -ass schedule that they claim is the toughest schedule in the world because we play other SEC schools. Well, congratulations. Every conference plays each other. Your conference is fucking ass. Look at the schools. I mean, that'd be like the big 10 claim is the big 10, some mighty powerhouse outside of Ohio state, Michigan, Penn state, Iowa. I mean,
Speaker: Let's, let's take a look here. Yeah. Iowa was 10 and three overall. Penn state was 10 and two. Ohio state was 11 and one. Michigan's 13 and 0. Then you've got three teams that are seven and five, six and six.
Speaker: You got three teams that are five and seven, et cetera, et cetera. You know, the big, you know, let's look at the sec real quick. That's basically the same thing in the outside of the fact that Georgia's 12 and one and
Speaker: And, and, and, and, uh, Alabama is 12 and one. I mean, he got Missouri and, and, and, and Ole Miss at 10 and two a piece. So, I mean, it's essential that we have four teams that are top tier. They have four teams that are top tier. The rest of that, after that is they're all dog shit. So you can't claim that your conference is better than anybody else.
Speaker: But once again, this is this is this is this is this is that shit that is infuriating with college football. Alabama has no business being there. And they sure as hell have no business being there over Florida State. Who cares if Florida State goes and get their asses kicked in the mouth by fucking Texas or Michigan. Or Washington.
Speaker: We all see what happened last year with TCU. Nobody fucking watched that dog shit of a game. I think I said that was like the lowest rated. And everybody's on this fucking kick. And this is the other. Everybody's on this kick that.
Speaker: If the SEC is out there, nobody's going to watch it. SEC has the best numbers. I need to break it to you, but three years in a row and three years in a row, that record has been broken by two teams for the most viewership in a game. And that's been the last three seasons for Ohio State and Michigan.
Speaker: or the largest viewership on television for a college football game has been, the record has been set and broken three years in a row by the same two damn teams. And those teams, you know where they're from, they're from the big 10.
Speaker: Nobody, nobody cares about SEC anymore. Nobody's you're not, you're not setting records. You're not, you're not doing anything. All you're doing is allowing ESPN to stroke their fucking cock. And all that goes away after this season. And I cannot fucking wait. And I really, in all honesty, Oh, and everybody, this is, this is going to be the fun part. This is, this is where I'm going to catch hell. You're just mad because Michigan has to play. I don't mind. I'm going to be Michigan's S roll time.
Speaker: In between terms, I'm been waiting for this game. I'm gonna be fucking my sister and my mommy. Shut up. Nobody cares. First and foremost, you guys have a losing record against Michigan. Even when we were bad, you still were losing against us. Is Alabama a bad team? No, they're a good team. Michigan want to have their hands full? Yeah, probably. The downside is our ball doesn't have the best record at all when it comes to ball games. So yeah, you guys probably will win.
Speaker: But it's just bullshit. And you guys don't belong there. Alabama does not belong there. The SEC doesn't belong there. Sorry, the cards weren't there for you this year. Congratulations on winning another SEC title. But you came up a little short in regular season when you lost to Texas. And all this does is just validate everything I've been saying.
Speaker: as proof. I'm right. And if you argue with me arrow, damn Twitch is on top of it. I ain't really much of a delay at all with Twitch. I just want to make sure we're going to have any more technical difficulties on whether StreamYard or Twitch is in, but damn. Yeah. So.
Speaker: I'm going to go on and gloat and enjoy being right. Once again, not like I needed to be validated or proven. I already knew because I'm smarter than everybody. And we'll get to watch the Alabama bandwagon. Start chirping. Even these stupid ass Ohio state fans are all of a sudden go Alabama. Roll tide. You guys got to be the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker: 95 % of you guys are fair weather fans and we'll abandon your team after one loss. Not speaking of abandoning your team. Say goodbye to Kyle McCord. Cause his ass said transfer portal. Here I come, baby. But, uh, yeah, I guess what it is. See you in January. See you on New Year's day, Alabama.
Speaker: We'll get healthy. In the meantime, we got a couple of guys that are banged up. We'll get healthy in the meantime. And I hope Michigan comes out there and absolutely knocks the dog shit out of Alabama. Got all these guys that came back this year because they got unfinished business. You know, Jarvis, you might be onto something there, buddy. You might be onto something there, bud.
Speaker: Patriots love child Alabama. Yeah, I. I'm so sick of hearing the SEC and yeah, Georgia had a good team. Now that you can't disrespect Georgia, but. I'm so sick and tired of hearing Alabama and all that. Well, we got X amount of championships in the last X amount of years. Well, yeah, they've been handed to you. I mean, let's be honest guys.
Speaker: Before the playoff system with the BCS, the SEC was put in there every fucking year. I seen you guys go in against LSU and you guys had two losses and LSU had three losses. The Ohio state was undefeated and they didn't get it. I see in Texas and Oklahoma and other teams have one loss or whatever, and you guys get put in over them and you have more losses because there was a committee vote.
Speaker: And that committee had the majority of the votes were held by all your daddy ESPN. And it's just not me just talking out my ass. People say it except for ESPN employees. Cause they know, but cause they know, they know that their number one job is to suck the Dick of SEC.
Speaker: He's already got his NIL deal though. What, I mean, what money there's no money to be had in college football unless you have an NIL and he's already got his NIL. So, you know, I don't, I don't know why all the hype was there for, for fucking Archie arch manning, going to Texas because everybody knew he wasn't going to play this season. Not with, not with you were there. Yeah. That's your fucking mind. You ain't playing with yours there.
Speaker: As long as yours is healthy, he's there to die. Sorry, Arch. You're a fucking freshman. Sit down and wait. You know. That fucking clown, Deon Sanders, his son entered the transfer pool. Somebody else had entered the transfer pool. That they were talking about.
Speaker: Well, Kyle McCord won't play in the Cotton Bowl. Fucking Ohio State, man. You would have thought they're going to the goddamn National Championship the way they're reacting to playing in the Cotton Bowl. Damn, y 'all really fucking happy. He got Missouri. You got your hands full. Good luck. But Kyle McCord won't be playing in that game because he's entered the transfer pool. He said, I'm done.
Speaker: I was just really, I wonder, I'm wondering what the, what the deal is behind that with him leaving Ohio state because he didn't have a bad season. I thought he had a pretty good season. Um, but, uh, I don't know, maybe there's something else behind the scenes. Oh, Jesus. Ohio state fans also think that Deon Sanders is going to go coach them, which I would love. Personally, please Deon go, go coach Ohio state.
Speaker: Minnesota who? Minnesota Vikings. He can't, he has to say he can't opt into the draft yet and he's not a, oh, the college teams don't offer up any money. They're NIL deals. These are sponsorship deals. So Minnesota has nothing to do with it. Yeah, they're not gonna offer. Yeah, well, I wasn't sure. I thought you were saying that he was gonna try to go into the draft. I'm like, he can't go into the draft. He's only a freshman.
Speaker: Yeah, colleges aren't paying people. They're not paying these kids. It's NIL deals. It's sponsorship deals. I mean, they're like, like beats and shit like that. So not unless there's some kind of fucking stupid ass rich booster in Minnesota, that's going to give them a, but even that angle to help that program. I hate to say it. I'm curious to see how good arch manning really is.
Speaker: He's got a lot of hype and a lot of buildup and he's got the man in name. I'm really anxious to see the kids play. I want to see how good he is or if he is as good as he's hyped up to be. I'm not shitting on the kid. I'm just curious. I'm looking forward to seeing the play eventually. Well, I think horrible might be an understatement.
Speaker: No, that's what I said. I'm I'm I'm I'm anxious to see him play. I'm curious. I you know if he's like if he's like Archie. Or like his like his dad. His coop was actually a really good college quarterback. He just had that injury unfortunately.
Speaker: Hey, you know what? You guys might have a Vince Papalli type situation before long trying to find a goddamn O line and I know there's some big ass corn fence some bitches down there in Carolina. So, I mean, you guys might have an open tryout before long. Anything would be better than what you have right now.
Speaker: No, I'm, I'm anxious. I'm curious to see arch play. I'm not shitting on the kid. I'm just curious to see if he was a lot of hype, man. There's a lot of buildup behind it. Plus he's a Manny. I mean, that's a, that's a generational, that's a, that's a family dynasty in football, but he's got a lot to live up to. What up GB? What's going on with you?
Speaker: Yeah, the Panthers are just. Just a mess. I don't think there's any saving that franchise right now. The.
Speaker: God, what's that owner's name, Benji? What's, what's your guys's new owner's name? Frank, right. Probably isn't a great head coach, but yeah, but I mean, I think.
Speaker: I think it's one of those things where, unfortunately, much like Chicago, when things are going bad, you just start cleaning the house. And I think the writing was on the wall for him.
Speaker: He, uh, there was just no signs of anything good. You know what I mean? And he doesn't have the greatest. Yeah. David Tepper, David Tepper is, is, is killing that organization. I don't know, man. Like I said, you just sometimes the writing's on the wall. Sometimes it's.
Speaker: sometimes it's best just to clean house and fucking start over again. I guess, uh, the whole Andrew luck situation was, was here, man, especially with him retiring so young and so early. And I feel like there was more going on there with Andrew luck personally than, than what was going on with the, with the Indianapolis Colts organization at the end of the day. Um,
Speaker: I don't know. That was a weird fucking situation. And it's all right. It worked out. All right for Manning, you know, he went to Denver and I mean the defense got him another ring. So he sure shit didn't get a debris man alive. He looked bad in that game. He looked bad in that game Players age out man. What are you gonna do?
Speaker: I just don't know what happened with Andrew. Like I said, I think there was, I think there was things personally going on with Andrew luck, um, that we may or may not know that led to him retiring. You can't put it all on India or, or all on somebody else. I think there was other things going on there, um, with Andrew luck, but, uh, talented kid, super talented kid. But I mean, I can say the same thing about Daniel Jones in New York. They haven't done anything to build a team around him.
Speaker: Um, Mack Jones and I don't know what the fuck is going on in New England. I'm actually really shocked at just how bad New England is. And even last year, yeah, they, but they snuck into the playoffs last year, didn't they? I think, but even last year, they would look suspect to shit. And then this year of interest, absolute fucking ass, man. I don't know what's going on up there, but, um,
Speaker: Sometimes your organization don't don't I mean fucking even when even when the Giants had Even when the Giants had Eli Manning or Eli Manning was getting his ass kicked You know later on in his career he was getting his ass whooped every game And he kept paying him his full contract to play right
Speaker: So my chance to get to the big game of luck, but they dropped it every time luck deserves to have his health and I'm sure injuries played apart my concerns could be great, but Bill has to go. I don't know man. I don't like Belichick. I just don't like Belichick period, you know At the end of the day, so that's the only reason I wish it would just go away I just don't fucking like the dude man damn damn
Speaker: I mean, really? I don't think, I don't think that when you describe the Mannings, the Manning brothers, mobility is one of the things that you used. They were both kind of bumbling oafs when they ran around. Kind of like Ben Roethlisberger. A big bumbling oaf.
Speaker: It's Monday. It's Monday. We're helping you sleep. There was a lot that went on this weekend in American football. We had to cover a lot of stuff. Just yet, just how about you just chase going the fuck away? Why don't you just.
Speaker: Go fucking chase that, uh, retirement bill. You've already got a, you know, a million Super Bowl rings. Thanks to Tom Brady. As we now know it wasn't bill all them years. That was Tommy. Yep. I said it. Deal with it. NFL deal with the Patriots fans and suck my dick. Bill Belichick.
Speaker: I have all the answers to all the questions. Yes. When you think you have all the answers, I changed the questions up. That Miami dolphins team was just disappointed. Let's be honest. Poor Dan Marino.
Speaker: I'd like to feel bad for damn Reno, but I mean, look at Doug Flutie go four years in a row and the bed straight up shit, the bed four years in a row. Any who, any who in summary, I was right. And you naysayers were wrong once again.
Speaker: You were wrong, and I was right. Hell, what are you gonna do, man? Sometimes, and if you're not building a team around the player, especially a quarterback of that caliber,
Speaker: There's only so much that they can do at the end of the day. I like to, I like to live with the president.
Speaker: You know, Dan burrito always be known as one of the greats. Oh, speaking of present, speaking of records and, and, and, and history. Shout out to Mike Evans, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, uh, became what the hell I can't remember. He, um, had his 10th season with a thousand or more yards in a row. Uh, I can't remember where he's ranked at, but he's right up there with Jerry rice. And the only difference between Jerry rice.
Speaker: And Mike Evans, Jerry Rice had Joe Montana, his whole career, basically. I think he had maybe Steve Young for a year or something. But Mike Evans has had a Bambi of quarterbacks, Jamison Winston, Baker Mayfield this season, Tom Brady, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker: Yeah, he only had what young for what, like one or two seasons, something like that. Whatever I hear, Miami dolphins, all I can think of how this is seen from the birdcage. Robin, Robin Williams was trying to teach Nathan Lane to me. I always think of Ace Ventura. What he says out Dan. Yeah, I know Montana had two Super Bowls with, with
Speaker: Well, I'm talking about Rice's career. What the hell? What the hell is going on there? Why are all these fucking things lit up on my screen? Shit. I feel like I'm about to have a talking about wide receivers who's had the most consecutive. Come on, stick with me, buddy. Stay with me. Mike Evans.
Speaker: I can't remember where he's ranked at, but he got, he just got his like 10 season a row. He's ranked up there with some of the grades for 1000 yards or more. Like heaven's wide receiver for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Oh my goodness. I got a P one momento here. Enjoy that. Do this.
Speaker: A adrenaline in my soul Ever invite out of control Do it all to get them off the beat Crowd is here, about to blow Made it for me to start the show Out the gut, like the world's before Woah!
Speaker: Is he is he second for most consecutive years binge I couldn't remember what it was I just seen that he was up there
Speaker: Randy Moss was great, but also a little bit overrated. I mean, let's be honest. He definitely had a huge fucking ego. Hey, man. Baker Mayfield is balling out down in Tampa. I wouldn't shit on Baker. I agree. Carter was way better than Moss.
Speaker: Um, yeah, Baker Mayfield's having a, uh, you know, uh, not a, not a bad season. They're still in a playoff contention as far as I know it, but of course that division is just. That's fucking hell, man. That NFC South is just. Yeah. Five and seven. We're not even going to, we're not even going to discuss Carolina down in the NFC South.
Speaker: But five and seven for the Saints, five and seven for the Bucks and six and six for Atlanta. And Tampa Bay is currently setting in sixth place as far as the wild card goes. But
Speaker: Baker's been having a decent season. All things considering. All things considering, but. How do you go from Tom Brady? Um. Uh.
Speaker: You know, that's that's big shoes to fill at the end of the day. I mean. Defense could be better, but I think a lot of teams could say that about their defenses at the end of the day. Uh. Joe Flacco could have not thrown in interception yesterday and.
Speaker: Maybe Cleveland could have made a comeback. I don't know. The ref could have not thrown a flag for, uh, fall start moving the ball forward on our fucking tackle. I don't know. Oh, you don't hate the Vikings. As like me saying, I hate the Browns.
Speaker: or Benji saying he hates the Panthers. I don't know why you're bad at Minnesota. They're six and six and sitting in second place. Of course, the Packers are six and six as well. Yeah. I hate the Minnesota Vikings. They're number two wildcard team right now. I would be mad at that too.
Speaker: I'm disgusted that Cleveland's still sitting currently in the number two wildcard spot. I hate it. I hate you. However, I mean, after next week, when we use, when we lose the third game in a row, um, I will be a little bit aggravated because we got the JAG. So ever.
Speaker: We do get the bears probably going to lose to the Texans. We got to see how, or no, I'm sorry. The jets. We should definitely beat the jets and then we end our season against the Bengals. So, I mean, there's, um, one, two, there's three wins in there. We could end up, uh,
Speaker: you know, 10 and seven. It's still somehow managed to miss the playoffs and some shitbag team from the NFC South. We'll get into the fucking playoffs or let's see who's barely hanging to life in the AFC that will get in over us.
Speaker: Pretty much everybody's. Yeah. Yeah. Somehow Buffalo managed to get their shit together. No fucking naked in over Cleveland or some dumb shit. Game is now seven to seven, seven to shower. I haven't heard anything from my fantasy squad. So apparently nobody's doing anything there.
Speaker: I'm done there. Oh, Kevin Ridley does have one reception for three yards.
Speaker: It's funny because I have the podcast league. Um, and I actually, I accidentally have a second team in there. And one of the guys in the league was bitch. He's like, that's an eight man team. And it's funny how some people can't get their lineups. And I'm like, I almost commented and I was almost like, yeah, I know that shot is at my second team and there's a reason why I'm doing that because I'm trying to keep my second team out of the goddamn playoffs. But somehow they keep winning.
Speaker: I'm trying to not take up two playoff spots. I'm trying to make it as fucking legitimate to where, you know, the four teams in the playoffs are, well, me and then three other people that may have a actual shot to win this. But now, and then one of the other guys agreed with it and I'm like, all right, well, okay, cool. That's how you want it to be. From now on, I'm gonna stack it up and I'm gonna have two teams in there. I'm gonna make sure.
Speaker: that one falls in in one and in first place. And the other one's in third place. That way they match up in the first couple of weeks of the playoffs. And I'm going to guarantee my spot, guarantee myself a spot in the playoffs. Some people would call that cheating, but you know what? I've been trying my damnedest to keep this sumbitch and team out so that somebody who actually deserves a spot in the playoffs got there. Not my second ass team. Now, fuck y 'all.
Speaker: And if I'd have known it was gonna be a problem, I would have fucking cherry picked from that team and traded to myself that they're heavy hitters. But Amy, I don't know, man. That's what she said, isn't she?
Speaker: Yeah, I don't think Minnesota is really going to have a chance to blow it because Detroit's kind of running that, running that division this year and, uh, and green Bay's gotten fucking hot these last three or four games. So all Minnesota can do is try to win as many as they can. It's kind of the name of the game. It's kind of a John Madden thing to say, but you know,
Speaker: What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do at the end of the day? It's all about the team that wins the most games. At the end of the day.
Speaker: I don't even want to talk about Josh Dobbs right now. I don't even want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about Josh Dobbs. I don't want to talk about Jacobi Percet. We had both of them. And let him go for DTR and fucking PJ Goddamn Walker. Fucking Goddamn PJ Walker. Seriously, Cleveland. You don't watch him in Carolina.
Speaker: Well, typically Andrew Barry's been really good since he's got butt. Yeah, that was kind of some boneheaded decisions. Let it go. I'm all about this and frustration here, James. I just need to let it out, buddy. Let it out and let it go. The cold don't bother me anyway.
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Speaker: Made a night of thoughts and a turn and a dream of what I need Why need a hero? I'm only up for a hero till the end of the night He's gone, he's gone, yeah he's gotta be gone Yes Cleveland dropped the ball with Baker I love Baker, that was my guy, he's still my guy I don't give a damn what anybody says, that's my guy Baker Mayfield
Speaker: That is definitely going to go down in history as the worst NFL deal ever. The Deshaun Watson deal motherfucker, 230 million guarantee. And then two seasons has played six fucking games. Anywho, we're taking a break. Let you have a good night. Hopefully get you some rest. Appreciate you stopping by. We're going to come back and try not to talk about football. Um, go Matt James for you.
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Speaker: Broken picture frames From all I asked in days Spread out on the floor A movie I can't watch no more Happy I stood through A man that once used to Break the sun But now no one is here
Speaker: So I keep drinking through the bay I tryna know me like no again But this hurt is still not gone Your memory's way too strong
Speaker: To the place
Speaker: Telling out these photographs Cause it's the only thing that I am That keeps me from moving on That memory's way too strong So I keep drinking through the bay Trying to numb it like no other can Listen, it's still not gone Your memory's way too strong
Speaker: Yeah, buddy. Oh, my name's for your hole. Uh -oh.
Speaker: has talked to the Steelers lost. Not only can he pick it and to the Cardinals yesterday, they've signed former Cardinals quarterback Trace McSwirley. So anywho. Anywho, welcome back to NASA's when us is everybody I'm click. It's Monday night. We've been talking about a lot of football. Let's try to let's try to let's try to change lines here.
Speaker: Way more football than we normally talk on a Monday. That is for sure, but that's okay. There was a lot going on this weekend. You had a lot going on in the NFL, a lot going on in college football. So we talked about it. That's what we do. Current events, as long as it's not political.
Speaker: Cause we could spend days on that shit. However, welcome back to nonsense. I am Glick. If you're not already, go check out the social media and make sure you guys are following us. Facebook, Instagram X and tick tock.
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Speaker: That's as easy as that. And who? Uh, ladies heading off to bed. I don't know. Bernie goes are still loved in Cleveland. He's still a legend in Cleveland. He still loves the Browns. It is what it is. Oh, Benji Glick and I did Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, we did. As I said, the beginning of the show, Benji came out Saturday night and hung out on the show, basically the entirety of the show, not only the entirety of the show, but as he said in his comment, the two and a half hours after the show, him and I chit -chatting and
Speaker: And talking, I think we had a pretty good conversation. I think we had a real good conversation about some upcoming things down the road. And he got a little bit more behind the story about some things, you know, a little better understanding about some things. And it was just good conversation. You know, I got a lot of respect and a lot of love for bench. I think he's a good dude. I think he's a good guy.
Speaker: So it was cool to get to kind of hang out with him for a little bit outside of the show. Agreed, man. Agreed, agreed, agreed. Absolutely. You know, you can deal with it. That's kind of the cool thing with with some of our guests or slash friends of the show. Sometimes we get to we get to
Speaker: turn the mics off and just be real and have a conversation. And that's cool. That's a cool thing to get to do. Jeff and I used to do it a lot, man. We'd end the show and then we'd spend another hour, two hours, almost three hours just bullshitting with each other. And I'm like, dude, we could have just kept doing shows and kept doing the damn show. But, you know, a lot of times when the mics go off, quote unquote,
Speaker: Uh, you have Tennessee to get a little bit more serious. Uh, not a, not a bad way, not a negative way. Um, like I said, there's some things coming up, hopefully down the road. Uh, I'm going to help Benji with and, uh, yeah, that was super cool. Uh, he was on the live as well. That was super cool. Uh, Benji's dad, if you guys miss the live show, uh, he actually popped up on the show for a little bit. That was really cool.
Speaker: ain't no denying that that's your dad either. They looked a lot alike, but that was cool. He came in and out and added his two cents a little bit. That was, that was, that was really cool. So that's one of the fun things about doing the live show and, and, and having, you know, our, our, our friends of the show and you know, people who,
Speaker: watch and listen all the time and enjoy what we do and, and get the opportunity to come up and hang out with us. You know, it's a live show. We're not super serious. I, obviously my kids are running in and out. Jeff's hosting a fucking rave at his house during the entire show, you know, and he's working the goddamn door and checking IDs and taking, taking money at the door. I don't know what was going on at just outside of that night, but I swear to God, I thought he was at a nightclub. Um,
Speaker: You know, my parents have showed up on the show. They randomly showed up at my house during the show and they've been on the show multiple times in the past. So yeah, you just never know what's going to happen. You just kind of roll with it and hope they're cool. I hope that they are cool. But no, it was super cool getting to see your dad, getting to meet your dad and everything.
Speaker: We had fun Saturday night though, man. Starting to, starting to, um, I feel this way. I don't know how you guys feel about it. You know, the listeners, you guys feel free to let me know what you think one way or another, you can send us a message or.
Speaker: Drop it whatever in the comments I feel like I feel like we're really starting to find a good rhythm and a good flow and you know The show's almost three years old and yeah, we've had a lot of really good shows then we've had shows I've gotten derailed for one reason or another The show won't be getting derailed anymore for a particular reason but you know
Speaker: Sometimes the shows just get derailed or we're not feeling it or or we have issues on the show With the members of the show Maybe we're having a bad day or something like that. Whatever the case may be but I feel like Lately the last few months we've really hit our fucking stride like Really starting to crank out some good shit some fun stuff
Speaker: Like I said, nothing against the past, because we've had some great fucking shows in the past. But, you know, trial and error at the end of the day. Some of the world's greatest inventors or scientists or whatever, they didn't, they didn't nail it on the first try. That's for sure. I mean, you,
Speaker: We can get ahold of their notebook. I bet they had hundreds of upon hundreds of mistakes and missteps and miscalculations and Yeah, man, let me know if you can absolutely It's it's all you binge It's all it's all Benji's
Speaker: Benji did it. He's the only reason the shows are better now is because of Benji. Now, um, now I'm excited. We got a lot of things going on. Um, a lot of things, uh, a lot of new things going on, a lot of new projects coming up. I've got a new project obviously that I started, um, which reminds me, I have to get to work at some point, find a new music for this week. I think I'm going to do a little country.
Speaker: Hell yeah, man, like I said, definitely come up guys been Steve's gonna what are you talking shit on Thursday for? Oh Wait, no, you're on never mind. My bad. I read that wrong. My bad You're on talking shit Thursday. Nice. I got a link up with those guys at some point but again
Speaker: Um, so I gotta get prepared for Friday show on top of Wednesday show. And I think I'm going to, I think I'm going to try to do, uh, I might try to do a little country, uh, for this Friday show. I just got to figure out bands or artists. It's, it's an all text Perkins night binge. We're going full on text Perkins.
Speaker: I need to, I need to, I need to watch. I keep forgetting. I want to watch some of their episodes or some of the replays and stuff like that, or listen to. Um, trying to get caught up on some of my other podcasts that I listened to. I think, um, I think I'm two weeks behind on, uh, on the scumbag lounge. Uh,
Speaker: a couple other, like I listened to the last podcast on the left. I'm like four or five episodes behind that. Last week was kind of crazy and hectic. I haven't had a chance to listen to a couple other shows that I listened to, but I'll hit it.
Speaker: I follow them on, uh, on Instagram and YouTube, I believe. I know I follow them on social media. I got, I finally got the discord chain. I finally got discord. I was finally able to get into it, but I don't know what the fuck I'm doing on there. I gotta be honest. I don't pay much. Most of the notifications I get are for live. So I'll click on it and be like, Oh, let's go see what they're doing. Pop in and say hi. And if I'm not following them already, try to give them a follow. Um,
Speaker: but I don't fucking free. I listen to podcasts when I'm at work. Yeah, I finally got ours. I was finally able to get into the account that Kevin created and basically kill that account, but I had to wait two weeks
Speaker: What up, don't you? What up, man? What it do with you? What's going on, brother? So a lot of streamers out there, man, especially on Twitch. And I've been trying to pop in and say what up to everybody and kind of spend a little bit of time in their streams and shoot the shit with them.
Speaker: Uh -oh. Much love to you binge. I could respect that. Uh, I don't know what that tone Steve David is. I listened to, um, scumbag lounge lazy ass podcast. Um, last podcast on the left. I usually try to, uh, listen to the new stuff from Helen with, with, uh,
Speaker: with her with mixed tape and stuff like that. You know, she's pops up, I try to pop in and hang out with sheaves. Now that Rich has been going longer in the mornings, I've been able to catch his lives. Typically, I just watch his replays. Because again, I can put my earbud in and throw it in my back pocket while I'm at work and listen, chill and chill. And that's what's up. Nice. Good thing to do on a Monday, just chill.
Speaker: Mentally prepare yourself for the rest of the week because fuck Monday. Benji, you don't even listen to the Jarvis project. Jarvis podcast project. That's for me.
Speaker: I couldn't do a pre -recorded show. God, man. God bless you guys who can do pre -recorded shows. I can't do them. On the YouTubes. On the YouTubes, and despite the fashion stuff is where you can find the Jarvis demon. Of course I listened to, you know, I think I'm all caught up. I think I'm all caught up on your actual show, Jarvis. I think I am. I have to double check.
Speaker: But the good thing about YouTube, like I said, I can literally hit play, put my earbud in, go do my stuff at work, and my phone's in my back pocket. But God bless you guys who do prerecorded stuff. I could not. Jeff and I tried it. I'm not gonna lie. Jeff and I tried to do prerecorded, like our first couple episodes. God damn. They were...
Speaker: They were bad. And I don't know. It was, I think it was a combination of doing the prerecorded thing. Jeff really not knowing what he was doing because he was brand new to the whole podcast slash streaming thing and not getting, not, not being able to get Jeff to shut the fuck up long enough for me to get anything in. I'd literally be right in the middle of saying something and he would just,
Speaker: It wasn't until we went live and we had the live, you know, where we could see each other, where he started bringing it down a little bit. And now since we're, you know, where we're at now, we can literally read each other's body language and, and, and whatnot. So it's gotten better. He still sometimes walks all over me, but in our guests.
Speaker: Whatever. Congrats on the guests coming up. That'll be cool. Cross the T's and dot the lower case J's. I've never heard that before. Always said, cross your T's and dot your I's.
Speaker: taught the lowercase. That was not a good movie. Wayne's world too was not good. I mean, let's be honest, Wayne's world was not good either, but it was classic and it's funny as fuck. Just saying not, not Mike and Dana's greatest work still enjoyed waiting. Don't get me wrong. Just looking back on it now, neither one of them really, they don't hold up, man. They don't hold up.
Speaker: Some movies like National Lampoon's, you know, Christmas, vacation, those movies hold up and they're always funny. Lane's world just doesn't, doesn't quite hold up. Still holdable to this day though.
Speaker: Not surprised by that, but you couldn't tell. Not surprised that Mike and Dana didn't get along. But you couldn't tell. I think they're just two different, they're just two different styles of comedy, two different types of people. So it's not really all that surprising that they didn't get along. They shouldn't have done the second one.
Speaker: This is my personal opinion Doesn't mean shit. This is my personal opinion. I don't think they should have done the second one to be all I mean to be honest I Was not a fan of it. And like I said, the first one wasn't that great of a movie either. It's just When it came out everybody was excited and we all enjoyed it looking back on it if I were to watch it stand Then I look at that I think
Speaker: kind of what a lot of us are doing these days with live streaming. They were just doing it on, you know, public broadcasting television. A lot of us are doing the same exact shit on live streaming. A lot of these big time streamers and shit, they're nothing more than us included. We're nothing more than a fucking Wayne's world. And in a way at the end of the day,
Speaker: We're just way funnier than wings over here and not supposed to go nonsense I'm just saying I mean in all honesty, you know minus, you know minus the the You know, we're not a lot of people do have a lot of cheesiness and cringe and and shit like that as the kids say cringe and JF bro in JF, bro but um Essentially we're doing the same thing man. Just having a good time
Speaker: Live you know, like I said, we're just on the internet, you know, we're we're we're you know, the entire world can watch us and not just that's just your Your local area I Mean love is a strong word
Speaker: I'll just fuck it with you, man. Um, I don't know. I, I think maybe people like this show. I don't know. We're just having fun at the end of the day. Jeff and I are just having fun. We're just, you know, people ask me other or come up in conversation. I have a podcast or somebody will hear, they'll start following us. I'll be like, Oh, what's your podcast about? Oh,
Speaker: Everything and nothing all at the same time. I said literally it's just a couple guys hanging out and having fun Oh cool. I have to check that out. Oh Check it out. Let me know what you think I figure for every for for every ten people that like us eight don't so
Speaker: No, I'm just kidding. It's all about having fun. It's all about having a good time for me. You know, obviously the goals are the goals. Um, but in the meantime, it's all about having fun and not worrying about all the other, uh, nonsense. Just a bit outside. Um,
Speaker: That's my thing. Love us or hate us. It's not gonna change who we are. A couple of bunch of fucking goofballs that don't, goofballs that don't take life that damn serious at the end of the day. Life is way too short to be taken seriously. Way too short, ladies and gentlemen. Enjoy your life. Have fun. Kick a baby, drown the puppy. I don't know.
Speaker: It click. Why are you going to hell? I don't know. Maybe because I told my listeners to kick a baby and drive the puppy. I don't know. Come to Ohio. You can get high and kill babies. Welcome to Ohio. We love our weed and we hate babies. It's going to be our new slogan on the billboard when you come getting high and killing babies. Welcome to Ohio.
Speaker: I just said it's going to be the new slogan on our billboard when you come from out of state and you drive in. And you have to welcome to Ohio. Welcome to Ohio. Do you like getting high and hate babies? Well, you are lucky. You can get high and kill babies. I'm going to get that reputation. People are going to be like, click really likes killing babies. He's probably killed like 10 babies this week. They're jokes, people. Fucking jokes.
Speaker: It is legal in Ohio now, and so is abortion. I don't what does that call pro -choice? I don't know, whatever. Fucking jokes, people. Calm down. I don't necessarily believe in abortion. Come on, give them the heater. Give them the old heater. I don't necessarily believe in abortion, but
Speaker: As I've learned in today's society, I don't have a uterus, so I'm not allowed to have an opinion. So, for some of these women who have uteruses shouldn't be allowed to have them and shouldn't be allowed to reproduce, but that's just me. Actually, I'm pretty sure there's a lot of people out there that will have the same, will agree on the fact that some people should not be allowed to reproduce men or women.
Speaker: Some of y 'all should not be allowed to reproduce and make babies. Just say it. Just say it. There's already enough stupid fucking people on the planet. We don't need any more. You said it, not me. I don't know your sister -in -law, but sure.
Speaker: As I've said a million times, you should have to pass some kind of, uh, mental, uh, um, psychological evaluation and an IQ test before you're allowed to breathe. I don't know if you temporarily sterilize people until the age of 25.
Speaker: Or what? And then at the age of 25, we're like, Hey, do you want to have babies? And they're like, yeah, we'd like to. Okay. Take this IQ test and then come and sit down in this room with these, with these therapists. And let's see if you are competent enough to make babies. You and your partner of their choice. You know, we're not going to pick their partner for them. Obviously they can pick their partner, but you have to, you have to be mentally competent to, to, to reproduce.
Speaker: I'm just saying, probably wouldn't be a bad thing. And then you don't have to worry about, you know, like population control. Like what the fuck was, China was doing some crazy shit. I don't know if they're still doing it, but they were population control for years. They did it. You don't have to worry about stupid people and influx of stupid people on the planet. Cause Lord knows we've got enough of them as it is. Lord have mercy.
Speaker: There's a reason why I said when I'm not, when I, when I reach a certain age or I reach a certain point in life where I can no longer take care of myself, I'm eating a bullet man. Cause I am not looking forward to this next generation taking care of me when I'm older. These goofy sons of bitches can't even take care of themselves. They're worried about making Tik TOK dances and eating tide pods and, and making Tik TOK videos of them performing criminal activities. How the hell are they going to take care of something?
Speaker: I can't believe I went to jail for stealing an ATM. I don't know how I found out. I don't know. Maybe because you fucking posted it on social media. There's a reason why we didn't get in trouble when we were growing up in my generation. There was no photo evidence. Not that we were doing anything bad, but. There's no photographic evidence.
Speaker: The triple zero experience is following me. Oh, nice, okay. Are you checking out my channel there? Oh, and for those of you guys who don't know, before I go on too much of a tangent, dude, I got my ass beat by the entire fucking village. What are you talking about, parents? If I fucked up with one of my friends,
Speaker: parents, my friends, his parents, my friends who wasn't even there, their parents, everybody got a crack man. Um, on a side note, kind of get away from that little tension of mine. Sorry about that. It was just how I personally feel. Uh, cause I don't like stupid people. Um, for those of you who don't know, and I'm going to say it again, and I'll probably get to say it again, Wednesday, I have a brand new show. It's called Glick's house of music.
Speaker: And it is on all I mean it's on all these channels all when I go live on Friday nights And it's on the Spotify and everything, but I do have a mix cloud now Glick's house of music on mix cloud if you guys are on mix cloud and you want to check it out and give it a listen Go ahead and check it out. You know let me know how I'm doing ah Fucking goddamn radio DJ McGillicuddy over here Fucking spinning them spinning them tunes for you
Speaker: every Friday night. I think we're gonna do eight o 'clock on Friday nights. I think that's a good solid time. That gives me enough time to get home and eat and upload this shows episodes and get ready. I think I'm gonna shoot for eight o 'clock and it'll be live right here on this Facebook, YouTube, and Twitch channel, the Nonsense Go Nonsense channels.
Speaker: and then Friday, as soon as it's over, I'll get it posted up on the mix cloud and uh Zimcaster. So, it'll be there Friday night. And for those of you guys, you don't because again, it's only downfall of doing Mondays on your own. Nobody's here for when I need to go recycle beer.
Speaker: In my soul, every bite out of control Do it all to get them off the beat Crowd is here, about to blow, waiting for me to start the show
Speaker: And I stole Cody Rhodes entrance music sung by downstate Kingdom check that song out. It's fucking badass But I did make the logo however, I Did that the other day like a couple logos up here and I was the first one that I sent to Nikki to get her opinion and
Speaker: And she said, I fucking love that shit. All right. That's all I needed. Pretty fucking cool. I do got to say clicks out some music every Friday. We're shooting for eight PM right here. But, um,
Speaker: Speaking of that, why don't I shout out some of our friends? I shout myself out. I might as well shout out some of our friends like Jarvis demon, who you guys have seen in the chat tonight popping up on the screen or who I've been chit chatting with as well. You can shake him out. Jarvis project or project. God damn it. I keep on. I keep saying that the Jarvis podcast. He's on YouTube and Facebook and wherever you listen to podcasts that like we are. And he also does gaming on Twitch.
Speaker: And if you're into gaming on Twitch if you're on Twitch Don't check out my guy Benji games, too. He's on there. He's gaming all the time. He was killing the fuck out of some zombies and shit and sometimes Well, I say sometimes but it's literally only happened once but hopefully it'll it'll happen again and it'll happen, you know more often but Benji and I team up and and and we came together so you guys can get a double whammy can get well Glick and binge at the same time
Speaker: You like that? Don't you get dirty little fuckers? Oh, Glick and Benji action. You like that? And I will spill too many beans, but Benji may or may not have something in the works coming down the pipe. If you know what I mean. Well, that sounded weird. Benji might have something in the works coming up for you guys. I think you guys are going to get kicked. You're going to get a.
Speaker: to get a kick out of that and enjoy that as well. And that'll be right here too. Well, uh, the network is actually starting to grow. It's actually happening. Granted the first show on the network is mine, but nonetheless, he'll be there soon. Um, as I said earlier, our friends scumbag lounge every Wednesday, they put a brand new episode out on Spotify, but they're also on Instagram and you can check them out there. Lazy ass podcast every Thursday night.
Speaker: And they're kind of on the same schedule as we are 9 o 'clock ish 9 p .m. Ish Lazy ass podcast goes live on Instagram doing their show and Then you can follow a Buddy Jeeves who was in here earlier mr. Twix on Twitch He pops up on Twitch every once in a while
Speaker: And, uh, does his, uh, his music show, which is actually pretty cool. I got to catch a couple episodes, not too, uh, recently. And, uh, he's having a man. He's having a ball. He's a DJ and out, man. He is having a ball. And of course you guys have seen her on the show and you've seen her in the janitor's box. Like he lay East as Helen's mixtape and jukebox jury, which I got to take part of.
Speaker: And she does her her documentaries her docu -series with music and stuff like that Give her a follow lady lady on YouTube and I think it's I think it's uh, I think it's the same thing on twitch as well lady lady Give her a father turn on them goddamn notifications for all these people that I just mentioned god damn it That way, you know when they're doing what they do
Speaker: And you can't say, Oh, I followed your friends, but they never go live. And I'm like, well, they do. Did you turn your notifications on? Oh, no. Oh yeah. No. Oh no. Yeah, exactly. Turn your goddamn notifications on people. Fuck is wrong. Got to be notified when they go live. That way you can go hang out with them and see them and hang out and say what's up and then tell them how sensical nonsense sent us. I said, you guys are also, um,
Speaker: I feel like I forgot somebody. I feel like I forgot some people. I don't know. I don't know. I do this all the time and then I feel bad because tomorrow I'll go, I'll be like in the middle of my day tomorrow and go, oh shit, I forgot to shout out so and so. And I'm like, God damn it. No, I actually like to,
Speaker: you know, I don't just say I support people. I actually support the people that I like. I don't say it just cause it's fun to say. I actually do try to support and tell you guys about those people. Not only that, but if you check these guys out live, there's a good chance that you might see me in there. The only difference is, uh, sometimes I'm at work when they're alive and then I pop in and say, hi, then I'm just fricking lurking or
Speaker: They might be alive and I'm doing stuff here at the house or whatever. And I still, I pop in and say, hi. And then I'm just lurking and just hanging out. Other times I'm very talkative. Like the other night Jarvis was live. Jarvis demon. He was doing some gaming and we were having a pretty good conversation. I was blowing up the chatter's box. He doesn't call it a chatter's box. This is the only place that it's called a charter's box. It's it's, it's trademarked and patent.
Speaker: By me and nonsense go nonsense. So you fuckers can't use don't even do it. Don't even let me catch you doing it or else Or else I'm not gonna do anything I'll just make fun of you for calling your chat a chatter spot Without giving me proper credit trademark impotent by nonsense go nonsense the chatter spots
Speaker: I think I came up with that. It just happened. I do need to work. I do need to look up and see if if if woke aside is a real thing because if that's not oh, I'm I'm all over that shit. You guys can't say shit because I said it here first tonight if it's not already a thing. It's when you go woke and go broke as they as as the kids say go woke and go broke. Well,
Speaker: Potentially you're committing career suicide. Sometimes if you go, whoa, ain't that right. But like Disney, you're learning the hard way. I don't think you'll ever go broke. I don't think you're ever going to be in any situation to where you're really going to be that worried about it. But
Speaker: Because apparently if I make fun of Disney or go after Disney I've been warned Tony D so paranoid I Used to do a thing on this show called deep dives. I did a whole deep dive for like three or four weeks on Disney the Dark side of Disney so to say that's a fucking
Speaker: That's a fucking wormhole y 'all can get into. Not what I did because I didn't do it any justice. I just kind of threw it out there. But that underside, that dark side, that underbelly, whatever you want to call it, man alive. There's a lot of shady shit that's gone on throughout the years with Disney. Believe that. Believe that.
Speaker: Anywho, we're gonna wrap this fucking shit show up for the night Do appreciate y 'all listening appreciate you guys hanging out And again to anybody who's listening to the replays I know there's a lot of you guys out there Thank you. Thank you for for the replays Thank you guys for listening to us on the podcasting platforms That's that's so cool that that means a lot
Speaker: and keep listening. You guys don't be shy to come in and hang out. Everybody's welcome to jump in the chatters box and shoot the shit. With that being said, happy birthday again to my man Jeff. Hopefully he had a good day. Hopefully he enjoyed himself. Hopefully he got some cake and some whatever food because he's a fat ass and we all know he likes to eat and welcome back to being the oldest member of the show, the old bastard.
Speaker: No, happy birthday, Jeff. Love you, buddy. I'll see you Wednesday night. We will see you guys Wednesday night with a brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense, which you can watch on Facebook, YouTube and Twitch. And you can also in the meantime, go check out our social media, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok. As I said, we'll be live Wednesday, 7 p .m. ish on Facebook, YouTube and Twitch.
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Speaker: Tell you this every time it's time to share your story. What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? Huh fuckers With that being said We wrap the show up with a little Blacktop mill Jill
Speaker: featuring Dylan Willer with their cover of Getaway Car.
Speaker: The first time I saw you, you were chasing down A cyclone all alone in a field Where your eyes and clothes I kept rolling on I never thought you'd wind up chasing
Speaker: To settle down I won't hesitate To hit the highway Before you lay me away So now To settle up And I'll help you find Something to drive Before you drive
Speaker: You're tired of walking you below the ground The sidewalk will barely touch your feet Your life moves too slowly to hold you down With ringing hands you take it out on
Speaker: I don't hesitate to read the highway Before you lay me to waste no hope Set a love and I'll help you find something to drive
Speaker: Before you drive me insane Get yourself a car, drive it all along Get yourself a car, ride it on the wind Get yourself a car, drive it all along
Speaker: Get yourself a car and ride it on the way
Speaker: You settle down I won't hesitate to eat the highway Before you lay me to waste no It's settled up and I'll help you find something to try Before you drop
Speaker: Get yourself a car and drive it all along Get yourself a car and ride it on the wind Get yourself a car and drive it all along
Speaker: Ride it on the wind, yeah. Yeah, buddy, that's a good way right there in the show. Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. We'll see you Wednesday night with a brand new episode. Jeff will be back doing what we do, hanging out, having fun, having a good time.
Speaker: I do say that a lot. Jesus Christ. I just realized that with that being said I gotta try to be more mindful of that Anywho You guys know the drill Maybe you come to those crossroads in life. You got a tough tough difficult decision to make and you just don't really know what you're gonna do Five simple letters I'm little words to always remember W W
Speaker: entity What would nonsensical nonsense do? I don't know if you would have liked the scenes, but we good But I'll be good at it fuckers Hit the button
